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1 00:00:24,640 00:00:28,480 {\an8}You see this magnificent building? We are both quite similar. {\an8}You see this magnificent building? We are both quite similar.
2 00:00:29,520 00:00:32,840 {\an8}This is a 103-year-old school. That means, an old school. {\an8}This is a 103-year-old school. That means, an old school.
3 00:00:32,920 00:00:37,080 And I am that guy who believes in romance from the '60s. So, pretty old school. And I am that guy who believes in romance from the '60s. So, pretty old school.
4 00:00:37,160 00:00:40,240 No Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. No Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.
5 00:00:40,320 00:00:43,120 Not screen to screen, but face to face romance. Not screen to screen, but face to face romance.
6 00:00:43,200 00:00:45,320 Today, that same romance has brought me here. Today, that same romance has brought me here.
7 00:00:45,400 00:00:47,240 I am not here to study. I am not here to study.
8 00:00:48,200 00:00:49,800 I'm here for Dimple. I'm here for Dimple.
9 00:00:49,880 00:00:53,840 When I saw Dimple for the first time, I heard violins in the background. When I saw Dimple for the first time, I heard violins in the background.
10 00:00:53,920 00:00:56,880 Not just butterflies, I felt the entire zoo in my stomach. Not just butterflies, I felt the entire zoo in my stomach.
11 00:00:56,960 00:01:00,680 I'll tell you all the details later. First, let me find her. I'll tell you all the details later. First, let me find her.
12 00:01:00,760 00:01:04,400 She might also be looking for me here. I want to find her before she finds me. She might also be looking for me here. I want to find her before she finds me.
13 00:01:05,680 00:01:08,240 Ma'am, is there a girl by the name of Dimple Ahuja? Ma'am, is there a girl by the name of Dimple Ahuja?
14 00:01:08,800 00:01:10,760 -Who? -Dimple Ahuja. -Who? -Dimple Ahuja.
15 00:01:10,840 00:01:12,440 How would I know? How would I know?
16 00:01:13,400 00:01:14,600 What does she look like? What does she look like?
17 00:01:15,440 00:01:20,840 Yeah... she has a roundish face, she wears round glasses with black frames. Yeah... she has a roundish face, she wears round glasses with black frames.
18 00:01:20,920 00:01:23,640 Yeah, that one. She has just left with her roommate, Yeah, that one. She has just left with her roommate,
19 00:01:23,720 00:01:26,280 who is a very strange creature. She has purple hair! who is a very strange creature. She has purple hair!
20 00:01:26,840 00:01:28,560 They must've gone for a class. They must've gone for a class.
21 00:01:29,200 00:01:32,880 By the way, this is Namrata. My best friend for the last 14 years. By the way, this is Namrata. My best friend for the last 14 years.
22 00:01:33,640 00:01:35,640 People think of us as Rahul and Anjali, People think of us as Rahul and Anjali,
23 00:01:35,720 00:01:38,840 but actually, we are like Akash and Sid from Dil Chahta Hai. but actually, we are like Akash and Sid from Dil Chahta Hai.
24 00:01:40,880 00:01:43,160 We don't have a scene like this one. We don't have a scene like this one.
25 00:01:43,240 00:01:45,520 As you can tell, I am obsessed with movies. As you can tell, I am obsessed with movies.
26 00:01:45,600 00:01:47,560 My life is very normal, My life is very normal,
27 00:01:47,640 00:01:50,520 but I have a feeling it's about to get dramatic, because... but I have a feeling it's about to get dramatic, because...
28 00:01:53,560 00:01:54,800 Do you mind? Do you mind?
29 00:01:54,880 00:01:57,120 Sorry, we were just looking for his wife. Sorry, we were just looking for his wife.
30 00:01:58,120 00:01:58,960 Sorry. Sorry.
31 00:01:59,040 00:02:02,160 -Are you mad? Saying random things... -Sorry, Rishi. -Are you mad? Saying random things... -Sorry, Rishi.
32 00:02:03,480 00:02:07,280 She is not here. Where will we find her? Do we have to search more places? She is not here. Where will we find her? Do we have to search more places?
33 00:02:07,360 00:02:10,720 -Hey! You have a death wish? -Rishi! -Hey! You have a death wish? -Rishi!
34 00:02:10,800 00:02:12,680 -Sorry. -One second, why are you apologizing? -Sorry. -One second, why are you apologizing?
35 00:02:12,760 00:02:15,720 Madam, what kind of girl are you? This is a campus road. Ride slow. Madam, what kind of girl are you? This is a campus road. Ride slow.
36 00:02:15,800 00:02:17,720 Exactly. It's a road. Not a footpath. Exactly. It's a road. Not a footpath.
37 00:02:17,800 00:02:19,160 Then why didn't you honk? Then why didn't you honk?
38 00:02:19,240 00:02:20,680 Here. I honked. Here. I honked.
39 00:02:20,760 00:02:24,600 Okay, guys, please stop it. We are looking for the library, can you help us? Okay, guys, please stop it. We are looking for the library, can you help us?
40 00:02:24,680 00:02:26,400 -The library? -Yes, the library. -The library? -Yes, the library.
41 00:02:26,480 00:02:28,480 Who even goes to the library these days? Who even goes to the library these days?
42 00:02:30,680 00:02:33,360 Trust me, the parking lot is a better spot, guys. Trust me, the parking lot is a better spot, guys.
43 00:02:34,400 00:02:37,320 Enjoy yourselves. Bye-bye. Enjoy yourselves. Bye-bye.
44 00:02:37,400 00:02:39,480 -Hey, purple hair! -Dimple's roommate. -Hey, purple hair! -Dimple's roommate.
45 00:02:40,240 00:02:43,040 Ma'am, sorry, sorry. Ma'am, sorry. Ma'am, sorry, sorry. Ma'am, sorry.
46 00:02:45,400 00:02:49,120 We are looking for Dimple Ahuja. Do you know her? Where she might be? We are looking for Dimple Ahuja. Do you know her? Where she might be?
47 00:02:50,440 00:02:54,320 One in hand, one in bush! Quite the player you are. One in hand, one in bush! Quite the player you are.
48 00:02:57,320 00:02:59,280 -No... -She is in the canteen. -No... -She is in the canteen.
49 00:03:00,680 00:03:01,840 Canteen. Canteen.
50 00:03:02,680 00:03:03,720 -Rishi. -Is this her? -Rishi. -Is this her?
51 00:03:12,440 00:03:17,000 If you subtract today, then we'll be back together in 89 days. If you subtract today, then we'll be back together in 89 days.
52 00:03:18,000 00:03:20,360 -You think she'll wait? -Maybe. -You think she'll wait? -Maybe.
53 00:03:20,440 00:03:22,080 -I think she'll wait. -...must call me. -I think she'll wait. -...must call me.
54 00:03:22,160 00:03:25,720 Don't forget that Momo set you up. Momo himself. Don't forget that Momo set you up. Momo himself.
55 00:03:25,800 00:03:28,520 -Momo, sir... -Look. A new business is booming. -Momo, sir... -Look. A new business is booming.
56 00:03:28,600 00:03:31,240 Guys, I need to up the style game for these Jaipur kids Guys, I need to up the style game for these Jaipur kids
57 00:03:31,320 00:03:32,880 'cause it's not the style that... 'cause it's not the style that...
58 00:03:33,960 00:03:35,360 I kinda really like your hair. I kinda really like your hair.
59 00:03:35,440 00:03:38,840 You know what you should do? Messy hair quiff would really suit you. You know what you should do? Messy hair quiff would really suit you.
60 00:03:38,920 00:03:42,960 By the way, I am Simran @Iamshimmering. You can follow me on Instagram. By the way, I am Simran @Iamshimmering. You can follow me on Instagram.
61 00:03:43,600 00:03:46,240 Hey, Krish, say hi to my followers. And that's my cousin, Anmol. Hey, Krish, say hi to my followers. And that's my cousin, Anmol.
62 00:03:46,320 00:03:48,520 -Krish, say hi. Come on. -Hey guys, how's it going? -Krish, say hi. Come on. -Hey guys, how's it going?
63 00:03:48,600 00:03:51,760 -Did you go to China to get this, asshole? -So mean. -Did you go to China to get this, asshole? -So mean.
64 00:03:51,840 00:03:54,680 Of course, every college has a group like this. Rowdy. Of course, every college has a group like this. Rowdy.
65 00:03:54,760 00:03:56,480 Why are they so uptight? Why are they so uptight?
66 00:03:58,120 00:03:59,160 Namrata... Namrata...
67 00:04:01,320 00:04:04,160 -Is this her? -Congratulations, Rishi. -Is this her? -Congratulations, Rishi.
68 00:04:06,120 00:04:08,920 -What should I do? -What do you mean? Go. -What should I do? -What do you mean? Go.
69 00:04:12,720 00:04:14,600 So, are we ready... So, are we ready...
70 00:04:16,320 00:04:21,640 to begin an old school guy's new story in this old school? to begin an old school guy's new story in this old school?
71 00:04:24,320 00:04:25,480 Hello, future wife. Hello, future wife.
72 00:04:28,120 00:04:29,240 {\an8}Dimple. {\an8}Dimple.
73 00:04:30,760 00:04:33,080 {\an8}Dimple, hurry up! Ritu aunty is about to arrive. {\an8}Dimple, hurry up! Ritu aunty is about to arrive.
74 00:04:34,120 00:04:36,160 And get ready nicely, okay? And get ready nicely, okay?
75 00:04:36,240 00:04:39,640 I left a light pink blush on your table. I left a light pink blush on your table.
76 00:04:39,720 00:04:42,480 Use that as well. It will look nice. Use that as well. It will look nice.
77 00:04:44,840 00:04:46,800 Just a minute. Just a minute.
78 00:04:48,000 00:04:48,880 What is this? What is this?
79 00:04:50,520 00:04:51,960 -Are you ready? -Okay, smile. -Are you ready? -Okay, smile.
80 00:04:52,040 00:04:53,120 Yes, okay. Yes, okay.
81 00:04:56,240 00:04:59,800 Isn't the light a bit dim? Her face looks extremely dark. Isn't the light a bit dim? Her face looks extremely dark.
82 00:05:00,960 00:05:03,800 I mean, she uses fairness creams, but they are no good. I mean, she uses fairness creams, but they are no good.
83 00:05:03,880 00:05:05,320 Don't worry, ma'am. Don't worry, ma'am.
84 00:05:05,400 00:05:11,440 Dimple, Soniya aunty was telling me that very good-looking boys will be there. Dimple, Soniya aunty was telling me that very good-looking boys will be there.
85 00:05:11,520 00:05:13,560 Handsome, well-settled. Handsome, well-settled.
86 00:05:13,640 00:05:16,800 Some of them are intelligent, too, like you. Some of them are intelligent, too, like you.
87 00:05:17,560 00:05:20,480 She was saying one of them runs a start-up in Bangalore. She was saying one of them runs a start-up in Bangalore.
88 00:05:20,560 00:05:22,040 He has an eight-story office. He has an eight-story office.
89 00:05:23,760 00:05:24,680 Dimple. Dimple.
90 00:05:34,680 00:05:38,760 I almost forgot. Use the strawberry perfume I left in your room. I almost forgot. Use the strawberry perfume I left in your room.
91 00:05:39,520 00:05:42,920 And don't wear your glasses. Wear contact lenses instead. And don't wear your glasses. Wear contact lenses instead.
92 00:05:43,000 00:05:44,600 Mister, you don't understand. Mister, you don't understand.
93 00:05:44,680 00:05:47,680 If you put a light on top, her face will light up. If you put a light on top, her face will light up.
94 00:05:47,760 00:05:49,200 Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay.
95 00:05:49,280 00:05:51,480 -Otherwise, she will look dark. -Click now. -Otherwise, she will look dark. -Click now.
96 00:05:53,680 00:05:55,080 Hurry up, my dear. Hurry up, my dear.
97 00:05:55,160 00:05:57,960 If you take this long now, then what'll you do at your wedding? If you take this long now, then what'll you do at your wedding?
98 00:05:59,680 00:06:02,480 Does this look fine, Mom? Or should I apply more make-up? Does this look fine, Mom? Or should I apply more make-up?
99 00:06:06,120 00:06:08,680 Simple. Simple. Simple. Simple.
100 00:06:09,760 00:06:11,280 These drawstrings... These drawstrings...
101 00:06:15,800 00:06:16,720 are tangled. are tangled.
102 00:06:18,160 00:06:20,520 Will this girl ever listen to me? Will this girl ever listen to me?
103 00:06:21,080 00:06:23,760 I wonder if her problem is with me or the make-up. I wonder if her problem is with me or the make-up.
104 00:06:24,720 00:06:29,000 Hold it. When I was her age, I used to yearn for lipstick. Hold it. When I was her age, I used to yearn for lipstick.
105 00:06:29,080 00:06:30,360 We've bought you so many! We've bought you so many!
106 00:06:31,400 00:06:32,400 Five thousand? Five thousand?
107 00:06:32,480 00:06:35,280 If things don't change, she won't find a good match. If things don't change, she won't find a good match.
108 00:06:35,880 00:06:38,880 Then nothing will work. Neither Shaadi.com nor OkCupid or Bumble. Then nothing will work. Neither Shaadi.com nor OkCupid or Bumble.
109 00:06:38,960 00:06:42,640 I am 17 years old. If I get married, you both will be imprisoned. I am 17 years old. If I get married, you both will be imprisoned.
110 00:06:42,720 00:06:45,440 If we start now, then you will find someone by 21. If we start now, then you will find someone by 21.
111 00:06:45,520 00:06:47,920 In any case, there are few boys with high IQs like yours. In any case, there are few boys with high IQs like yours.
112 00:06:48,000 00:06:50,880 Plus, you wear glasses like your dad. Plus, you wear glasses like your dad.
113 00:06:51,520 00:06:53,880 Does my life have no value without a boy? Does my life have no value without a boy?
114 00:06:53,960 00:06:57,600 All day long, you only talk about my appearance. All day long, you only talk about my appearance.
115 00:06:57,680 00:07:00,000 Maybe try talking about my brain. Maybe try talking about my brain.
116 00:07:00,080 00:07:04,080 About my ambitions, my future. I want to study Java. About my ambitions, my future. I want to study Java.
117 00:07:04,160 00:07:07,280 I want to do a PhD and make apps. One day, like Nandini Nahata-- I want to do a PhD and make apps. One day, like Nandini Nahata--
118 00:07:07,360 00:07:10,160 My dear, how much money should we give? My dear, how much money should we give?
119 00:07:10,680 00:07:12,240 At your sister's wedding, At your sister's wedding,
120 00:07:12,320 00:07:13,520 -they gave 501 rupees. -Yes. -they gave 501 rupees. -Yes.
121 00:07:13,600 00:07:16,400 Why do we talk if you don't want to listen to me? Why do we talk if you don't want to listen to me?
122 00:07:16,480 00:07:20,200 Do you ever listen to me? It takes two to tango. Do you ever listen to me? It takes two to tango.
123 00:07:20,760 00:07:24,120 Your daughter is impossible. I'm so embarrassed. Your daughter is impossible. I'm so embarrassed.
124 00:07:24,200 00:07:26,280 Relax, Mom. I'm not embarrassed of myself. Relax, Mom. I'm not embarrassed of myself.
125 00:07:26,360 00:07:29,160 Don't you dare step out of the house looking like that. Don't you dare step out of the house looking like that.
126 00:07:29,240 00:07:30,520 Go back to your room. Go back to your room.
127 00:07:32,000 00:07:33,200 Thank you! Thank you!
128 00:07:33,280 00:07:37,160 Now you forget about this Java, C++. We won't allow anything. Now you forget about this Java, C++. We won't allow anything.
129 00:07:37,760 00:07:39,160 -Dad, you said-- -Dear, I-- -Dad, you said-- -Dear, I--
130 00:07:39,240 00:07:41,520 Now please, don't you add to it. Now please, don't you add to it.
131 00:07:43,280 00:07:44,840 Dad, we spoke about this. Dad, we spoke about this.
132 00:07:45,920 00:07:46,880 Come here. Come here.
133 00:07:48,400 00:07:52,600 Look, only one in a million becomes a Steve Jobs. Look, only one in a million becomes a Steve Jobs.
134 00:07:52,680 00:07:55,200 At most, three or four become like Bill Gates. At most, three or four become like Bill Gates.
135 00:07:55,760 00:07:59,200 The rest open a cyber cafe around here, like Mr. Cheema's son, right? The rest open a cyber cafe around here, like Mr. Cheema's son, right?
136 00:07:59,880 00:08:03,000 You can also open one after you get married. Dimple Cyber. You can also open one after you get married. Dimple Cyber.
137 00:08:03,080 00:08:04,520 We have saved up money... We have saved up money...
138 00:08:08,840 00:08:10,760 You didn't use the strawberry perfume? You didn't use the strawberry perfume?
139 00:08:13,840 00:08:16,200 -Did you use your father's deodorant? -So-- -Did you use your father's deodorant? -So--
140 00:08:16,280 00:08:18,560 -You used your father's deodorant! -Oh, God, Mom! -You used your father's deodorant! -Oh, God, Mom!
141 00:09:25,840 00:09:27,040 Dimple. Dimple.
142 00:09:44,640 00:09:47,200 Mrs. Chawla who lives around the corner... Mrs. Chawla who lives around the corner...
143 00:09:47,280 00:09:49,480 Mr. Cheema has been talking to her a lot. Mr. Cheema has been talking to her a lot.
144 00:09:49,560 00:09:51,040 -For real? -Of course! -For real? -Of course!
145 00:09:51,120 00:09:52,720 Here comes our darling daughter. Here comes our darling daughter.
146 00:09:52,800 00:09:54,320 -Hello, aunty. -Hello, my dear. -Hello, aunty. -Hello, my dear.
147 00:09:54,400 00:09:57,000 -Hi, Seema. -Why aren't you coming to the party? -Hi, Seema. -Why aren't you coming to the party?
148 00:09:57,080 00:09:59,320 She is very shy. She is very shy.
149 00:09:59,840 00:10:00,920 Not really-- Not really--
150 00:10:01,000 00:10:03,920 Her blouse feels a bit tight as well. Her blouse feels a bit tight as well.
151 00:10:04,000 00:10:05,880 At this age, it's good if it's tight. At this age, it's good if it's tight.
152 00:10:08,760 00:10:12,480 I had ordered something for you from the new home-delivery app. I had ordered something for you from the new home-delivery app.
153 00:10:12,560 00:10:14,640 It is very healthy. I will go get it. It is very healthy. I will go get it.
154 00:10:23,680 00:10:26,360 Hello. Yes? Hello. Yes?
155 00:10:28,600 00:10:31,160 Yes, I am a part of that WhatsApp group. Yes, I am a part of that WhatsApp group.
156 00:10:34,360 00:10:35,440 Okay. Okay.
157 00:10:36,840 00:10:38,960 No, we are from Ambala. No, we are from Ambala.
158 00:10:40,280 00:10:41,600 Okay, Jaipur. Okay, Jaipur.
159 00:10:42,920 00:10:45,320 Tell me the truth, why aren't you going? Tell me the truth, why aren't you going?
160 00:10:46,600 00:10:48,880 -Aunty, I... -Are you studying a lot? -Aunty, I... -Are you studying a lot?
161 00:10:48,960 00:10:51,000 I tell Seema to take up some courses, I tell Seema to take up some courses,
162 00:10:51,080 00:10:53,560 but no, she only wants to graduate in Femina. but no, she only wants to graduate in Femina.
163 00:10:53,640 00:10:56,520 -Mom, it is Vogue. -Yeah, the same thing. -Mom, it is Vogue. -Yeah, the same thing.
164 00:10:57,080 00:10:59,240 You tell me, what is your plan ahead? You tell me, what is your plan ahead?
165 00:10:59,320 00:11:03,080 I have taken some exams and am waiting for the results. I have taken some exams and am waiting for the results.
166 00:11:03,160 00:11:06,960 Yeah, your dad did mention something about a three to four-month course. Yeah, your dad did mention something about a three to four-month course.
167 00:11:07,040 00:11:08,320 He remembers that? He remembers that?
168 00:11:08,400 00:11:10,360 He doesn't forget a thing you say. He doesn't forget a thing you say.
169 00:11:11,360 00:11:14,720 Yes, there is a course in Jaipur for making apps, Yes, there is a course in Jaipur for making apps,
170 00:11:14,800 00:11:16,480 and I was offered admission, but... and I was offered admission, but...
171 00:11:17,000 00:11:18,440 -But? -Here you go. -But? -Here you go.
172 00:11:18,520 00:11:20,040 I ordered mango milkshakes. I ordered mango milkshakes.
173 00:11:22,240 00:11:25,040 Please take. It is very healthy. Please take. It is very healthy.
174 00:11:25,760 00:11:30,320 Actually, aunty, mango milkshakes have a ton of calories. Actually, aunty, mango milkshakes have a ton of calories.
175 00:11:32,800 00:11:35,280 Simple, what is she saying? She was offered admission. Simple, what is she saying? She was offered admission.
176 00:11:37,080 00:11:39,640 You got through? You didn't tell us. You got through? You didn't tell us.
177 00:11:39,720 00:11:42,760 Why should I tell you? You just told me that... Why should I tell you? You just told me that...
178 00:11:46,960 00:11:49,160 I received the mail this morning. I received the mail this morning.
179 00:11:49,240 00:11:51,760 The course will begin in Jaipur in a week's time. The course will begin in Jaipur in a week's time.
180 00:11:53,800 00:11:55,800 -Hello, Mr. Ahuja. -Hello. -Hello, Mr. Ahuja. -Hello.
181 00:11:57,080 00:11:59,440 Dimple got admitted to the course she applied to in Jaipur. Dimple got admitted to the course she applied to in Jaipur.
182 00:12:01,600 00:12:03,360 I've said she can go. The rest is up to you. I've said she can go. The rest is up to you.
183 00:12:05,320 00:12:06,320 Me? Me?
184 00:12:10,840 00:12:12,160 Dad, can I go? Dad, can I go?
185 00:12:18,320 00:12:19,280 Of course. Of course.
186 00:12:21,920 00:12:24,440 When do we have to pay the fees? When do we have to pay the fees?
187 00:12:28,440 00:12:31,320 Thank you, Dad! Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you, Dad! Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much.
188 00:12:34,400 00:12:35,800 Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom.
189 00:12:51,040 00:12:53,360 Grandma, this is not needed. I'm ready. Grandma, this is not needed. I'm ready.
190 00:12:55,160 00:12:56,960 I hope I am not forcing you. I hope I am not forcing you.
191 00:12:57,920 00:13:01,880 Absolutely not, Grandma. You and Grandpa were my age when you met. Absolutely not, Grandma. You and Grandpa were my age when you met.
192 00:13:03,440 00:13:06,440 I was 17. He was 20. I was 17. He was 20.
193 00:13:08,040 00:13:12,040 It was a different time. People got married early back then. It was a different time. People got married early back then.
194 00:13:13,200 00:13:15,080 Then you were together for 52 years. Then you were together for 52 years.
195 00:13:15,600 00:13:17,760 We were happy for 52 years. We were happy for 52 years.
196 00:13:18,760 00:13:24,520 We got married when we were young, so we grew up together, We got married when we were young, so we grew up together,
197 00:13:25,320 00:13:26,640 grew old together. grew old together.
198 00:13:26,720 00:13:28,720 We could understand each other well. We could understand each other well.
199 00:13:28,800 00:13:31,560 You don't have to explain. You don't have to explain.
200 00:13:32,160 00:13:34,440 I am 18, and I am making my own decisions. I am 18, and I am making my own decisions.
201 00:13:35,080 00:13:37,520 In any case, you won't get married tomorrow. In any case, you won't get married tomorrow.
202 00:13:38,120 00:13:42,360 You should marry someone after knowing them for two to three years. You should marry someone after knowing them for two to three years.
203 00:13:42,440 00:13:43,280 Correct. Correct.
204 00:13:45,160 00:13:48,000 It is a non-religious group, religion no bar. It is a non-religious group, religion no bar.
205 00:13:48,600 00:13:51,040 PAN India group, location no bar. PAN India group, location no bar.
206 00:13:54,640 00:13:58,240 Wait and watch, pictures will pour in now. Wait and watch, pictures will pour in now.
207 00:13:59,320 00:14:00,280 Let's see. Let's see.
208 00:14:11,600 00:14:12,600 No, Grandma. No, Grandma.
209 00:14:14,440 00:14:15,440 How is this one? How is this one?
210 00:14:16,480 00:14:18,600 Grandma, can I get her number? Grandma, can I get her number?
211 00:14:21,280 00:14:22,240 Take it for me. Take it for me.
212 00:14:23,000 00:14:25,080 Grandma is your living, breathing, Tinder account. Grandma is your living, breathing, Tinder account.
213 00:14:25,800 00:14:26,960 No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny.
214 00:14:27,720 00:14:29,440 And getting married at this age... And getting married at this age...
215 00:14:30,280 00:14:31,120 Dada. Dada.
216 00:14:31,880 00:14:34,880 You know, you really are a weird 35-year-old teenager. You know, you really are a weird 35-year-old teenager.
217 00:14:34,960 00:14:38,760 Listen, shut up, okay? I just don't wanna be like Dad, neither should you. Listen, shut up, okay? I just don't wanna be like Dad, neither should you.
218 00:14:39,320 00:14:40,640 Dad's new summer fling. Dad's new summer fling.
219 00:14:41,320 00:14:44,200 Didn't I tell you not to get too attached to the last one? Didn't I tell you not to get too attached to the last one?
220 00:14:46,720 00:14:49,640 Why doesn't Ashish take care of the family business, Rishi? Why doesn't Ashish take care of the family business, Rishi?
221 00:14:50,320 00:14:52,240 Because he wants to focus on swimming. Because he wants to focus on swimming.
222 00:14:52,880 00:14:54,440 And what about your animation? And what about your animation?
223 00:14:55,120 00:14:57,560 What about it? That's just a hobby. What about it? That's just a hobby.
224 00:15:01,960 00:15:05,120 Why don't you two get together? It'll make my work so easy. Why don't you two get together? It'll make my work so easy.
225 00:15:05,200 00:15:06,440 Okay, we will. Okay, we will.
226 00:15:07,320 00:15:08,400 Really? Really?
227 00:15:08,480 00:15:10,400 -No. -No, Grandma, please. -No. -No, Grandma, please.
228 00:15:10,480 00:15:13,920 Getting married at this age is weird, I know, Getting married at this age is weird, I know,
229 00:15:14,000 00:15:16,840 but my grandparents also married at a young age, but my grandparents also married at a young age,
230 00:15:16,920 00:15:20,040 And I want my marriage to be perfect like theirs. And I want my marriage to be perfect like theirs.
231 00:15:20,120 00:15:22,320 Not like Mom and Dad's love marriage at 30. Not like Mom and Dad's love marriage at 30.
232 00:15:25,640 00:15:27,280 Grandma, hold on a second. Grandma, hold on a second.
233 00:15:29,280 00:15:32,360 When I saw her for the first time, I was blown away... When I saw her for the first time, I was blown away...
234 00:15:33,240 00:15:37,520 because that photo and the girl both looked so natural. because that photo and the girl both looked so natural.
235 00:15:37,600 00:15:39,440 She didn't need any filters. She didn't need any filters.
236 00:15:40,080 00:15:40,920 This one? This one?
237 00:15:41,000 00:15:42,520 Her smile was more than enough. Her smile was more than enough.
238 00:15:43,840 00:15:47,560 Yes, I will speak to him right away. Bye. Yes, I will speak to him right away. Bye.
239 00:15:49,120 00:15:52,480 Dimple's parents are sending her to Jaipur for three months. Dimple's parents are sending her to Jaipur for three months.
240 00:15:52,560 00:15:53,560 Really? Really?
241 00:15:54,280 00:15:58,240 She is taking a computer course there, and can meet you on Sundays. She is taking a computer course there, and can meet you on Sundays.
242 00:15:58,800 00:16:01,440 Hopefully, you both will get to know each other well. Hopefully, you both will get to know each other well.
243 00:16:02,320 00:16:04,120 The rest is up to the Almighty. The rest is up to the Almighty.
244 00:16:07,000 00:16:11,040 Dear, why don't you also do that computer course? Dear, why don't you also do that computer course?
245 00:16:11,720 00:16:13,800 You will get to spend more time together. You will get to spend more time together.
246 00:16:15,120 00:16:17,400 Grandma, I'd have to commute daily. Grandma, I'd have to commute daily.
247 00:16:18,320 00:16:20,400 Jaipur is only an hour's drive away. Jaipur is only an hour's drive away.
248 00:16:22,040 00:16:25,960 Or... why don't you stay in a hostel over there? Or... why don't you stay in a hostel over there?
249 00:16:28,920 00:16:31,640 Just come and meet your grandma on the weekends. Just come and meet your grandma on the weekends.
250 00:16:36,920 00:16:37,840 Okay. Okay.
251 00:16:39,040 00:16:41,000 I will just call her up. I will just call her up.
252 00:16:43,960 00:16:46,800 The bus leaving for Jaipur is... The bus leaving for Jaipur is...
253 00:16:46,880 00:16:48,440 -Is everything okay? -Yes. -Is everything okay? -Yes.
254 00:16:49,000 00:16:52,680 Darling, if you need money, don't hesitate to ask me. Darling, if you need money, don't hesitate to ask me.
255 00:16:52,760 00:16:55,000 But according to middle-class standards. But according to middle-class standards.
256 00:16:55,080 00:16:57,280 Okay, I don't want to miss the bus. Can I leave? Okay, I don't want to miss the bus. Can I leave?
257 00:16:57,360 00:16:58,200 Yes, go. Yes, go.
258 00:16:59,040 00:17:00,720 -Take care of yourself. -Bye, Dad. -Take care of yourself. -Bye, Dad.
259 00:17:00,800 00:17:03,120 And... call every day. And... call every day.
260 00:17:03,680 00:17:06,800 She is leaving for three months. She is not getting married. She is leaving for three months. She is not getting married.
261 00:17:06,880 00:17:08,000 Okay, come here. Okay, come here.
262 00:17:11,960 00:17:14,080 When anything goes wrong When anything goes wrong
263 00:17:14,160 00:17:16,920 No, no. Bye-bye. No, no. Bye-bye.
264 00:17:17,000 00:17:19,480 When you find yourself in trouble... When you find yourself in trouble...
265 00:18:22,160 00:18:27,600 I will shove your screensaver up your ass. Take this! I will shove your screensaver up your ass. Take this!
266 00:18:28,560 00:18:31,000 -Sorry, sir. -Meet me IRL. -Sorry, sir. -Meet me IRL.
267 00:18:31,680 00:18:35,840 I'll kick your ass so bad that you'll limp like an injured dog. I'll kick your ass so bad that you'll limp like an injured dog.
268 00:18:35,920 00:18:38,800 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker! You fucking asshole! Motherfucker!
269 00:18:38,880 00:18:43,280 No matter how big your balls grow, they remain below your dick-- No matter how big your balls grow, they remain below your dick--
270 00:18:43,360 00:18:46,480 It's not me! It's not mine. It's not me! It's not mine.
271 00:19:48,000 00:19:49,240 In front of the poster. In front of the poster.
272 00:19:50,120 00:19:50,960 Sorry? Sorry?
273 00:19:54,000 00:19:56,400 A bit to the side. The poster should be visible, too. A bit to the side. The poster should be visible, too.
274 00:19:56,960 00:19:59,000 This will go on the hostel's website. This will go on the hostel's website.
275 00:19:59,960 00:20:02,520 Yes. Now give me a big smile. Yes. Now give me a big smile.
276 00:20:07,360 00:20:09,360 -Do you have lipstick? -No. -Do you have lipstick? -No.
277 00:20:10,760 00:20:14,320 Then bite your lips. This has to go on the website. Then bite your lips. This has to go on the website.
278 00:20:14,880 00:20:16,200 Okay, ready? Okay, ready?
279 00:20:21,320 00:20:24,400 It isn't working. You should look happy. It isn't working. You should look happy.
280 00:20:24,920 00:20:28,000 Okay, smile a bit. Smile. Okay, smile a bit. Smile.
281 00:20:28,960 00:20:32,960 Yeah. A bit more. Smile like this is your wedding. Yeah. A bit more. Smile like this is your wedding.
282 00:20:39,680 00:20:42,320 And has my roommate arrived? And has my roommate arrived?
283 00:20:42,400 00:20:45,880 She arrived a while ago. Go meet her. She arrived a while ago. Go meet her.
284 00:20:47,080 00:20:48,720 She is not of the human species. She is not of the human species.
285 00:21:03,640 00:21:04,560 {\an8}Hi! {\an8}Hi!
286 00:21:10,640 00:21:11,480 Hi! Hi!
287 00:21:15,200 00:21:19,040 -Nice music. -No need to be sweet and all, bro. -Nice music. -No need to be sweet and all, bro.
288 00:21:19,120 00:21:20,840 Use your headphones if you don't like it. Use your headphones if you don't like it.
289 00:21:21,680 00:21:24,280 I'm sure you have those high-quality, I'm sure you have those high-quality,
290 00:21:24,360 00:21:27,520 noise cancellation types for your games. Dimple No Damsel. noise cancellation types for your games. Dimple No Damsel.
291 00:21:28,960 00:21:30,000 How do you know? How do you know?
292 00:21:30,760 00:21:33,920 Stalked you. I should know if my roommate is cool or a loser. Stalked you. I should know if my roommate is cool or a loser.
293 00:21:36,320 00:21:37,800 That's your side, obviously. That's your side, obviously.
294 00:21:48,880 00:21:50,880 You should do something about your hair. You should do something about your hair.
295 00:21:51,520 00:21:55,320 For a gamer chick, this look is too Disney. For a gamer chick, this look is too Disney.
296 00:21:56,000 00:21:59,400 If hair made you a good gamer, then you'd be India's best. If hair made you a good gamer, then you'd be India's best.
297 00:22:00,320 00:22:01,600 How do you know I'm not? How do you know I'm not?
298 00:22:02,480 00:22:04,000 Because I stalked you, too. Because I stalked you, too.
299 00:22:05,120 00:22:08,000 One should know if their roommate is cool or a loser. One should know if their roommate is cool or a loser.
300 00:22:09,480 00:22:10,720 Feisty! Feisty!
301 00:22:11,720 00:22:13,200 Feisty, I like you. Feisty, I like you.
302 00:22:15,160 00:22:17,240 I am really hungry. Wanna grab a bite? I am really hungry. Wanna grab a bite?
303 00:22:17,320 00:22:20,280 -Yeah, I'll get my wallet. -Cool. -Yeah, I'll get my wallet. -Cool.
304 00:22:24,160 00:22:28,000 Listen, I have to go. It's really urgent. Listen, I have to go. It's really urgent.
305 00:22:28,080 00:22:32,120 I'm very sorry, but you go to the canteen, the food there is really yummy. I'm very sorry, but you go to the canteen, the food there is really yummy.
306 00:22:32,200 00:22:35,480 Too delicious. Gorge on it. And the gulab jamun is awesome. Too delicious. Gorge on it. And the gulab jamun is awesome.
307 00:22:35,560 00:22:36,400 Toodle-oo. Toodle-oo.
308 00:22:37,840 00:22:39,080 So, I'll head to the canteen... So, I'll head to the canteen...
309 00:22:41,600 00:22:42,760 Okay. Okay.
310 00:22:42,840 00:22:47,680 Look, all students call me Kaku. You should, too. Look, all students call me Kaku. You should, too.
311 00:22:47,760 00:22:51,880 But, Kaku Jaan, everyone here is 17 to 18 years old. But, Kaku Jaan, everyone here is 17 to 18 years old.
312 00:22:51,960 00:22:53,960 They're almost half my age. They're almost half my age.
313 00:22:54,040 00:22:56,520 So what? You are also a student. So what? You are also a student.
314 00:22:57,880 00:23:01,440 Speak softly, Kaku Jaan. Someone might hear that. Speak softly, Kaku Jaan. Someone might hear that.
315 00:23:01,520 00:23:04,360 Let them know. Aren't we all students... Let them know. Aren't we all students...
316 00:23:05,040 00:23:08,400 hoping to get points from the Almighty in the examination called life? hoping to get points from the Almighty in the examination called life?
317 00:23:10,200 00:23:13,160 Sorry. Are you in the app development course? Sorry. Are you in the app development course?
318 00:23:14,560 00:23:16,480 -Yes. -Me, too. -Yes. -Me, too.
319 00:23:17,920 00:23:22,080 It's the first time that I've left my hometown and come to a new city. It's the first time that I've left my hometown and come to a new city.
320 00:23:22,160 00:23:23,160 Me, too. Me, too.
321 00:23:24,120 00:23:27,080 So you... Sorry, can I address you informally? So you... Sorry, can I address you informally?
322 00:23:27,680 00:23:30,840 -Sure, yes. -So which room are you staying in? -Sure, yes. -So which room are you staying in?
323 00:23:30,920 00:23:32,640 I am not staying at the hostel. I am not staying at the hostel.
324 00:23:33,640 00:23:37,520 I stay in a rented house nearby. I stay in a rented house nearby.
325 00:23:37,600 00:23:41,040 I'm staying at the hostel, room no. 25. If you need anything, please ask. I'm staying at the hostel, room no. 25. If you need anything, please ask.
326 00:23:41,600 00:23:44,320 -Thank you very much. -I am Dimple, by the way. -Thank you very much. -I am Dimple, by the way.
327 00:23:45,000 00:23:46,760 -Zeenat. -Hi, Zeenat. -Zeenat. -Hi, Zeenat.
328 00:23:46,840 00:23:48,840 -Ms. Zeenat, this is for you. -Yes? -Ms. Zeenat, this is for you. -Yes?
329 00:23:50,160 00:23:51,320 Thank you, Kaku Jaan. Thank you, Kaku Jaan.
330 00:23:52,360 00:23:53,680 -I'll see you later. -Okay. -I'll see you later. -Okay.
331 00:23:53,760 00:23:54,680 Bye. Bye.
332 00:23:57,960 00:24:00,120 You look like a good kid. You look like a good kid.
333 00:24:00,200 00:24:02,080 My mother wouldn't agree with you. My mother wouldn't agree with you.
334 00:24:03,200 00:24:07,160 What would you like? You see, our canteen's cold coffee What would you like? You see, our canteen's cold coffee
335 00:24:07,240 00:24:10,040 is famous in the whole universe. is famous in the whole universe.
336 00:24:10,840 00:24:13,360 -Would you like that? -Then, of course, yes. -Would you like that? -Then, of course, yes.
337 00:24:13,440 00:24:14,480 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
338 00:24:17,960 00:24:22,080 This campus is beautiful, guys. You have to visit. Oh, my God! This campus is beautiful, guys. You have to visit. Oh, my God!
339 00:24:22,600 00:24:24,040 Look at that face for example. Look at that face for example.
340 00:24:24,120 00:24:25,600 Okay, in my next YouTube video, Okay, in my next YouTube video,
341 00:24:25,680 00:24:28,680 I'm gonna tell you how to conceal those annoying dark circles I'm gonna tell you how to conceal those annoying dark circles
342 00:24:28,760 00:24:32,280 -because it kind of lows your face a lot. -Bro. -because it kind of lows your face a lot. -Bro.
343 00:24:32,360 00:24:34,800 It's like two really tiny hard dicks. It's like two really tiny hard dicks.
344 00:24:34,880 00:24:37,280 -Who is Hardik? -Not Hardik, hard dick. -Who is Hardik? -Not Hardik, hard dick.
345 00:24:37,360 00:24:38,440 Hey! Hey!
346 00:24:40,240 00:24:41,760 You are Anmol Malhotra, right? You are Anmol Malhotra, right?
347 00:24:44,160 00:24:47,240 Hi, I am a big fan. I mean, I play League of Legends, Hi, I am a big fan. I mean, I play League of Legends,
348 00:24:47,320 00:24:51,280 and I am a huge fan, not of your streaming, but of your gaming. and I am a huge fan, not of your streaming, but of your gaming.
349 00:24:52,040 00:24:55,040 And I really didn't know, I am so sorry. And I really didn't know, I am so sorry.
350 00:24:55,120 00:24:58,520 But, hey, respect. I am Dimple, by the way. But, hey, respect. I am Dimple, by the way.
351 00:24:59,520 00:25:00,720 Do you want a selfie? Do you want a selfie?
352 00:25:02,280 00:25:04,920 -Sorry? -For your Insta story? -Sorry? -For your Insta story?
353 00:25:05,000 00:25:07,960 Bro, I think you should get a picture with her. Bro, I think you should get a picture with her.
354 00:25:08,560 00:25:10,440 At least people will look at you. At least people will look at you.
355 00:25:14,280 00:25:15,920 Are you guys from Delhi? Are you guys from Delhi?
356 00:25:18,640 00:25:20,400 What do they think of themselves? What do they think of themselves?
357 00:25:20,480 00:25:22,280 Why are they so uptight? Why are they so uptight?
358 00:25:24,680 00:25:25,720 -Hi, guys. -Hi. -Hi, guys. -Hi.
359 00:25:25,800 00:25:26,840 Is this seat taken? Is this seat taken?
360 00:25:29,160 00:25:32,880 Dimple Ahuja meets Rishi Singh Shekhawat. Dimple Ahuja meets Rishi Singh Shekhawat.
361 00:25:34,720 00:25:36,320 This is a moment that I must remember. This is a moment that I must remember.
362 00:25:37,080 00:25:40,680 This might just be the start of our happily ever after. This might just be the start of our happily ever after.
363 00:25:45,960 00:25:47,360 Hello, future wife! Hello, future wife!
364 00:25:55,280 00:25:56,280 Creep. Creep.
365 00:26:05,640 00:26:07,520 Indian chicks have got no chill, man. Indian chicks have got no chill, man.
366 00:26:11,560 00:26:12,840 What the fuck did you do? What the fuck did you do?
367 00:29:14,400 00:29:16,400 Subtitle translation by Neha Hooda Subtitle translation by Neha Hooda