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1 | 00:00:05,000 | 00:00:07,583 | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ |
2 | 00:00:07,667 | 00:00:09,959 | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ |
3 | 00:00:10,041 | 00:00:12,542 | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ |
4 | 00:00:12,625 | 00:00:14,875 | ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ | ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ |
5 | 00:00:14,959 | 00:00:17,625 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
6 | 00:00:17,709 | 00:00:20,375 | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ |
7 | 00:00:20,458 | 00:00:22,583 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
8 | 00:00:22,667 | 00:00:25,291 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
9 | 00:00:25,375 | 00:00:30,250 | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ |
10 | 00:00:30,333 | 00:00:32,625 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
11 | 00:00:32,709 | 00:00:35,125 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
12 | 00:00:44,125 | 00:00:45,417 | [clock ticking] | [clock ticking] |
13 | 00:00:47,000 | 00:00:48,125 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
14 | 00:00:49,959 | 00:00:51,542 | Yeah, no Mrs. Morrisson. | Yeah, no Mrs. Morrisson. |
15 | 00:00:51,625 | 00:00:53,583 | Well, I guess we're having another substitute. | Well, I guess we're having another substitute. |
16 | 00:00:55,417 | 00:00:56,834 | Let me guess. You want to show us | Let me guess. You want to show us |
17 | 00:00:56,917 | 00:00:58,250 | your drawings of potential substitutes? | your drawings of potential substitutes? |
18 | 00:00:58,583 | 00:01:00,166 | Actually, I only drew one. Check it out. | Actually, I only drew one. Check it out. |
19 | 00:01:00,333 | 00:01:03,709 | The '80s teen angst movie, frustrated teacher | The '80s teen angst movie, frustrated teacher |
20 | 00:01:03,792 | 00:01:06,417 | who's forgotten why he got into teaching in the first place stereotype. | who's forgotten why he got into teaching in the first place stereotype. |
21 | 00:01:08,709 | 00:01:10,000 | Uncanny. | Uncanny. |
22 | 00:01:10,083 | 00:01:11,333 | Yeah, I saw him in the hallway. | Yeah, I saw him in the hallway. |
23 | 00:01:14,959 | 00:01:16,291 | [Mr. Blunt] My name is Mr. Blunt. | [Mr. Blunt] My name is Mr. Blunt. |
24 | 00:01:17,583 | 00:01:18,917 | The K is silent. | The K is silent. |
25 | 00:01:19,000 | 00:01:21,041 | Wait. There's no K in Blunt. | Wait. There's no K in Blunt. |
26 | 00:01:21,125 | 00:01:23,709 | It's also invisible. | It's also invisible. |
27 | 00:01:24,959 | 00:01:26,917 | What do we have here? | What do we have here? |
28 | 00:01:27,000 | 00:01:27,959 | We have an artist in the house. | We have an artist in the house. |
29 | 00:01:28,834 | 00:01:30,417 | You like being an artist, son? | You like being an artist, son? |
30 | 00:01:30,500 | 00:01:32,083 | Well, it is an art class. | Well, it is an art class. |
31 | 00:01:32,166 | 00:01:34,458 | All you get from doing art is a cramp in your hand, | All you get from doing art is a cramp in your hand, |
32 | 00:01:34,542 | 00:01:35,542 | a pile of shattered dreams, | a pile of shattered dreams, |
33 | 00:01:35,625 | 00:01:37,625 | and 15 years in the service as a dishwasher. | and 15 years in the service as a dishwasher. |
34 | 00:01:37,709 | 00:01:42,208 | And then, like some cosmic joke, you end up as a substitute art teacher. | And then, like some cosmic joke, you end up as a substitute art teacher. |
35 | 00:01:42,375 | 00:01:44,792 | I'm guessing we're not talking about me anymore. | I'm guessing we're not talking about me anymore. |
36 | 00:01:44,875 | 00:01:45,917 | You were a dishwasher? | You were a dishwasher? |
37 | 00:01:46,000 | 00:01:47,458 | Now you all listen to me. | Now you all listen to me. |
38 | 00:01:47,542 | 00:01:48,542 | I run a tight ship, | I run a tight ship, |
39 | 00:01:48,625 | 00:01:50,542 | and I expect total and complete order. | and I expect total and complete order. |
40 | 00:01:50,625 | 00:01:53,000 | Well, isn't art by its very nature, chaos? | Well, isn't art by its very nature, chaos? |
41 | 00:02:00,375 | 00:02:02,583 | That's it, Mr. Art-is-chaos. | That's it, Mr. Art-is-chaos. |
42 | 00:02:03,125 | 00:02:04,125 | Detention! | Detention! |
43 | 00:02:04,208 | 00:02:06,083 | No, you don't understand. He's a Murphy. He can't help... | No, you don't understand. He's a Murphy. He can't help... |
44 | 00:02:06,250 | 00:02:08,083 | His ethnic heritage is irrelevant. | His ethnic heritage is irrelevant. |
45 | 00:02:08,166 | 00:02:09,750 | You get detention for even bringing it up. | You get detention for even bringing it up. |
46 | 00:02:10,000 | 00:02:11,875 | That is so not fair. | That is so not fair. |
47 | 00:02:11,959 | 00:02:12,959 | Detention. | Detention. |
48 | 00:02:13,041 | 00:02:14,375 | I agree with you, Mr. Blunk. | I agree with you, Mr. Blunk. |
49 | 00:02:14,458 | 00:02:15,458 | Detention. | Detention. |
50 | 00:02:15,542 | 00:02:16,542 | [chirping] | [chirping] |
51 | 00:02:16,625 | 00:02:17,625 | Detention. | Detention. |
52 | 00:02:18,291 | 00:02:20,000 | [all overlapping] That's not fair. | [all overlapping] That's not fair. |
53 | 00:02:21,917 | 00:02:24,375 | Detention for all of you! | Detention for all of you! |
54 | 00:02:24,500 | 00:02:26,500 | I've never been in trouble before. | I've never been in trouble before. |
55 | 00:02:26,667 | 00:02:27,875 | I wonder what it's like. | I wonder what it's like. |
56 | 00:02:33,000 | 00:02:34,166 | [growling] | [growling] |
57 | 00:02:37,000 | 00:02:38,208 | [automated voice] Target acquired. | [automated voice] Target acquired. |
58 | 00:02:38,291 | 00:02:40,458 | Milo Murphy. Revenge Mode Activated. | Milo Murphy. Revenge Mode Activated. |
59 | 00:02:42,125 | 00:02:45,291 | [roaring] | [roaring] |
60 | 00:02:45,375 | 00:02:47,375 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
61 | 00:02:47,458 | 00:02:50,125 | Ugh. I can't believe we have to do detention. | Ugh. I can't believe we have to do detention. |
62 | 00:02:50,208 | 00:02:51,417 | All right. Listen up. | All right. Listen up. |
63 | 00:02:51,500 | 00:02:54,166 | I'm gonna give you the worst punishment I can think of. | I'm gonna give you the worst punishment I can think of. |
64 | 00:02:54,250 | 00:02:55,917 | I'm gonna make you do art. | I'm gonna make you do art. |
65 | 00:02:56,000 | 00:02:57,750 | You said art was a waste of time. | You said art was a waste of time. |
66 | 00:02:57,834 | 00:03:00,208 | It is, and that's why I'm gonna make you do it. | It is, and that's why I'm gonna make you do it. |
67 | 00:03:00,333 | 00:03:01,375 | Now, when I come back in two hours, | Now, when I come back in two hours, |
68 | 00:03:02,291 | 00:03:03,333 | I wanna see an abstract sculpture | I wanna see an abstract sculpture |
69 | 00:03:04,083 | 00:03:05,458 | that represents the essence in each of you. | that represents the essence in each of you. |
70 | 00:03:06,542 | 00:03:07,792 | That sounds fun. | That sounds fun. |
71 | 00:03:07,875 | 00:03:09,792 | Go suffer and make art. | Go suffer and make art. |
72 | 00:03:12,125 | 00:03:13,917 | [various locks turning and clanging] | [various locks turning and clanging] |
73 | 00:03:16,208 | 00:03:18,166 | Wait. Has that door always been there? | Wait. Has that door always been there? |
74 | 00:03:18,917 | 00:03:20,125 | [clanging continues] | [clanging continues] |
75 | 00:03:24,000 | 00:03:25,959 | I had it installed during lunchtime. | I had it installed during lunchtime. |
76 | 00:03:32,166 | 00:03:33,625 | [relocking door] | [relocking door] |
77 | 00:03:35,166 | 00:03:36,083 | You're welcome, animators. | You're welcome, animators. |
78 | 00:03:37,333 | 00:03:38,667 | Look at all of you | Look at all of you |
79 | 00:03:38,750 | 00:03:41,166 | with your preppy clothes and perfectly-coifed hair. | with your preppy clothes and perfectly-coifed hair. |
80 | 00:03:41,250 | 00:03:43,208 | You all think you're better than me, don't you? | You all think you're better than me, don't you? |
81 | 00:03:43,291 | 00:03:44,458 | Bradley, what are you talking about? | Bradley, what are you talking about? |
82 | 00:03:45,542 | 00:03:46,625 | You're the preppy one. | You're the preppy one. |
83 | 00:03:46,709 | 00:03:47,875 | Zack, would you get with the program? | Zack, would you get with the program? |
84 | 00:03:48,458 | 00:03:49,625 | This is like one of those '80s movies, | This is like one of those '80s movies, |
85 | 00:03:50,208 | 00:03:51,959 | where a bunch of kids are forced to have detention, | where a bunch of kids are forced to have detention, |
86 | 00:03:52,041 | 00:03:54,083 | and then they all learn something about themselves | and then they all learn something about themselves |
87 | 00:03:54,166 | 00:03:55,166 | at the end. | at the end. |
88 | 00:03:55,250 | 00:03:56,834 | But one of us has to be the angry malcontent | But one of us has to be the angry malcontent |
89 | 00:03:56,917 | 00:03:58,625 | who masks his pain by lashing out at the others. | who masks his pain by lashing out at the others. |
90 | 00:03:58,709 | 00:04:00,000 | Lashing out. | Lashing out. |
91 | 00:04:00,083 | 00:04:01,375 | Finally, a use for Bradley's plant hand. | Finally, a use for Bradley's plant hand. |
92 | 00:04:02,125 | 00:04:03,291 | [Bradley] Look at you, Melissa. | [Bradley] Look at you, Melissa. |
93 | 00:04:03,375 | 00:04:04,417 | Always with a smart-alec remark. | Always with a smart-alec remark. |
94 | 00:04:05,458 | 00:04:06,667 | And you, Amanda, Little Miss Perfect. | And you, Amanda, Little Miss Perfect. |
95 | 00:04:07,417 | 00:04:08,417 | And you, Chad. | And you, Chad. |
96 | 00:04:08,500 | 00:04:09,834 | The jock who has everything going for him. | The jock who has everything going for him. |
97 | 00:04:10,709 | 00:04:11,709 | I'm Mort. | I'm Mort. |
98 | 00:04:11,792 | 00:04:13,000 | Yeah, I can never tell the difference. | Yeah, I can never tell the difference. |
99 | 00:04:13,417 | 00:04:14,500 | Thank you. I thought it was just me. | Thank you. I thought it was just me. |
100 | 00:04:15,041 | 00:04:17,875 | Well, We really should get to work on that sculpture. | Well, We really should get to work on that sculpture. |
101 | 00:04:17,959 | 00:04:19,834 | So, uh, hey... | So, uh, hey... |
102 | 00:04:22,625 | 00:04:25,917 | Or we could just goof around in the classroom, '80s style. | Or we could just goof around in the classroom, '80s style. |
103 | 00:04:26,000 | 00:04:28,333 | ♪ Don't you try to wag your finger at us ♪ | ♪ Don't you try to wag your finger at us ♪ |
104 | 00:04:28,417 | 00:04:31,000 | ♪ I think you even looked it up our status ♪ | ♪ I think you even looked it up our status ♪ |
105 | 00:04:31,083 | 00:04:31,917 | ♪ We're not possessions ♪ | ♪ We're not possessions ♪ |
106 | 00:04:32,000 | 00:04:35,750 | ♪ We're not toys that you can put on your shelf ♪ | ♪ We're not toys that you can put on your shelf ♪ |
107 | 00:04:35,834 | 00:04:38,417 | ♪ Don't you know we don't belong to you? No ♪ | ♪ Don't you know we don't belong to you? No ♪ |
108 | 00:04:38,500 | 00:04:40,625 | ♪ We don't want to see your point of view. No ♪ | ♪ We don't want to see your point of view. No ♪ |
109 | 00:04:40,709 | 00:04:42,375 | ♪ We can do what we want to do ♪ | ♪ We can do what we want to do ♪ |
110 | 00:04:42,458 | 00:04:43,750 | ♪ We can decide... ♪ | ♪ We can decide... ♪ |
111 | 00:04:47,667 | 00:04:49,583 | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ |
112 | 00:04:49,667 | 00:04:50,667 | ♪ We're young and strong ♪ | ♪ We're young and strong ♪ |
113 | 00:04:50,750 | 00:04:51,750 | ♪ So we can do what we want ♪ | ♪ So we can do what we want ♪ |
114 | 00:04:51,834 | 00:04:53,125 | ♪ Without any apprehension ♪ | ♪ Without any apprehension ♪ |
115 | 00:04:53,208 | 00:04:54,458 | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ |
116 | 00:04:54,542 | 00:04:55,750 | ♪ Our list is long ♪ | ♪ Our list is long ♪ |
117 | 00:04:55,834 | 00:04:58,291 | ♪ Just as long as what we want is to sit in detention ♪ | ♪ Just as long as what we want is to sit in detention ♪ |
118 | 00:04:58,375 | 00:05:00,458 | ♪ We'll do what we want Yes, we are the opposition ♪ | ♪ We'll do what we want Yes, we are the opposition ♪ |
119 | 00:05:00,542 | 00:05:01,667 | ♪ So we can do what we want ♪ | ♪ So we can do what we want ♪ |
120 | 00:05:01,750 | 00:05:02,917 | ♪ It doesn't matter your intention ♪ | ♪ It doesn't matter your intention ♪ |
121 | 00:05:03,000 | 00:05:04,166 | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ |
122 | 00:05:04,250 | 00:05:05,583 | ♪ We can use our own volition ♪ | ♪ We can use our own volition ♪ |
123 | 00:05:05,667 | 00:05:08,000 | ♪ Just as long as what we want is to sit in detention ♪ | ♪ Just as long as what we want is to sit in detention ♪ |
124 | 00:05:08,083 | 00:05:09,417 | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ | ♪ We can do what we want ♪ |
125 | 00:05:10,333 | 00:05:12,917 | And everyone thinks they know me, but they don't. | And everyone thinks they know me, but they don't. |
126 | 00:05:13,000 | 00:05:14,458 | I have a wild side. | I have a wild side. |
127 | 00:05:14,542 | 00:05:15,917 | One time, in algebra, | One time, in algebra, |
128 | 00:05:16,000 | 00:05:16,959 | I didn't take any notes at all. | I didn't take any notes at all. |
129 | 00:05:17,709 | 00:05:19,041 | Thank you for sharing, Amanda. | Thank you for sharing, Amanda. |
130 | 00:05:19,125 | 00:05:20,709 | That was very brave. | That was very brave. |
131 | 00:05:20,792 | 00:05:22,667 | I have something I wanna say. | I have something I wanna say. |
132 | 00:05:22,750 | 00:05:25,000 | I've never told this to anybody. | I've never told this to anybody. |
133 | 00:05:25,083 | 00:05:27,792 | It's okay, Mort. This is a safe space. | It's okay, Mort. This is a safe space. |
134 | 00:05:27,875 | 00:05:30,291 | As the angry malcontent, I say it's not. | As the angry malcontent, I say it's not. |
135 | 00:05:30,375 | 00:05:31,625 | Oh, Bradley. | Oh, Bradley. |
136 | 00:05:31,709 | 00:05:33,083 | You've probably just never fallen in love. | You've probably just never fallen in love. |
137 | 00:05:33,542 | 00:05:36,750 | Yes, I have. [crying] | Yes, I have. [crying] |
138 | 00:05:37,750 | 00:05:38,834 | So, does anyone wanna hear my thing? | So, does anyone wanna hear my thing? |
139 | 00:05:39,917 | 00:05:42,458 | [crying] Carla! | [crying] Carla! |
140 | 00:05:44,458 | 00:05:45,458 | Great. | Great. |
141 | 00:05:45,542 | 00:05:46,792 | Now, who wants to make that sculpture? | Now, who wants to make that sculpture? |
142 | 00:05:48,125 | 00:05:49,125 | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. |
143 | 00:05:49,208 | 00:05:50,250 | We haven't heard from Zack. | We haven't heard from Zack. |
144 | 00:05:50,333 | 00:05:51,333 | Or me. | Or me. |
145 | 00:05:51,417 | 00:05:52,834 | [Bradley crying] Carla! | [Bradley crying] Carla! |
146 | 00:05:53,959 | 00:05:55,417 | Well, | Well, |
147 | 00:05:55,500 | 00:05:56,375 | I guess I do kind of feel like | I guess I do kind of feel like |
148 | 00:05:57,041 | 00:05:58,709 | I'm always living in Milo's shadow. | I'm always living in Milo's shadow. |
149 | 00:05:58,792 | 00:06:00,667 | I mean, when some crazy disaster happens, | I mean, when some crazy disaster happens, |
150 | 00:06:00,750 | 00:06:02,917 | I always turn to Milo, and he fixes it. | I always turn to Milo, and he fixes it. |
151 | 00:06:03,000 | 00:06:05,625 | It's, kind of, like I'm a bystander in my own life. | It's, kind of, like I'm a bystander in my own life. |
152 | 00:06:07,208 | 00:06:09,125 | Way to bring down the room, Zack. | Way to bring down the room, Zack. |
153 | 00:06:09,208 | 00:06:11,041 | Dude, you were just crying like a baby. | Dude, you were just crying like a baby. |
154 | 00:06:11,125 | 00:06:12,959 | I never knew you felt that way, Zack. | I never knew you felt that way, Zack. |
155 | 00:06:13,041 | 00:06:14,500 | Not all the time. I just... | Not all the time. I just... |
156 | 00:06:14,583 | 00:06:16,792 | Sometimes wish I could handle chaos the way you can. | Sometimes wish I could handle chaos the way you can. |
157 | 00:06:16,875 | 00:06:19,792 | Well, next time something crazy happens, | Well, next time something crazy happens, |
158 | 00:06:19,875 | 00:06:21,000 | I'll let you take care of it. | I'll let you take care of it. |
159 | 00:06:25,125 | 00:06:26,959 | [roaring] | [roaring] |
160 | 00:06:35,041 | 00:06:38,417 | ♪ Well, you started life As a grizzly bear ♪ | ♪ Well, you started life As a grizzly bear ♪ |
161 | 00:06:38,500 | 00:06:41,083 | ♪ And then the government Hijacked your mind ♪ | ♪ And then the government Hijacked your mind ♪ |
162 | 00:06:41,166 | 00:06:42,875 | ♪ Government hijacked Your mind ♪ | ♪ Government hijacked Your mind ♪ |
163 | 00:06:42,959 | 00:06:44,875 | ♪ So you turned Into a cyborg killer ♪ | ♪ So you turned Into a cyborg killer ♪ |
164 | 00:06:44,959 | 00:06:48,917 | ♪ Programmed to Annihilate mankind ♪ | ♪ Programmed to Annihilate mankind ♪ |
165 | 00:06:49,000 | 00:06:50,792 | ♪ You got mistreated ♪ | ♪ You got mistreated ♪ |
166 | 00:06:50,875 | 00:06:54,542 | ♪ And you got defeated By a middle schooler ♪ | ♪ And you got defeated By a middle schooler ♪ |
167 | 00:06:54,625 | 00:06:57,458 | ♪ Who made you eat it in a sinkhole ♪ | ♪ Who made you eat it in a sinkhole ♪ |
168 | 00:06:57,542 | 00:07:01,375 | ♪ Now he's the one That you're trying to find ♪ | ♪ Now he's the one That you're trying to find ♪ |
169 | 00:07:02,834 | 00:07:06,250 | ♪ You're looking high And low for Milo ♪ | ♪ You're looking high And low for Milo ♪ |
170 | 00:07:06,333 | 00:07:09,000 | ♪ And if you find him, There's gonna be blood ♪ | ♪ And if you find him, There's gonna be blood ♪ |
171 | 00:07:10,041 | 00:07:14,041 | ♪ Somebody better go tell Milo ♪ | ♪ Somebody better go tell Milo ♪ |
172 | 00:07:14,125 | 00:07:16,291 | ♪ Hey, Milo, watch out, bud ♪ | ♪ Hey, Milo, watch out, bud ♪ |
173 | 00:07:17,041 | 00:07:20,750 | ♪ 'Cause there's a Cybernetic grizzly bear ♪ | ♪ 'Cause there's a Cybernetic grizzly bear ♪ |
174 | 00:07:20,834 | 00:07:22,375 | ♪ He's got your DNA ♪ | ♪ He's got your DNA ♪ |
175 | 00:07:22,458 | 00:07:24,291 | ♪ From a sample of your hair ♪ | ♪ From a sample of your hair ♪ |
176 | 00:07:24,375 | 00:07:28,959 | ♪ And he's looking just About everywhere for you ♪ | ♪ And he's looking just About everywhere for you ♪ |
177 | 00:07:29,041 | 00:07:30,917 | [growling] | [growling] |
178 | 00:07:31,000 | 00:07:34,709 | ♪ He's looking high And low for Milo ♪ | ♪ He's looking high And low for Milo ♪ |
179 | 00:07:34,792 | 00:07:37,542 | ♪ And, of course, he wants revenge ♪ | ♪ And, of course, he wants revenge ♪ |
180 | 00:07:37,625 | 00:07:40,375 | ♪ On you know who ♪ | ♪ On you know who ♪ |
181 | 00:07:40,458 | 00:07:43,041 | [growling] | [growling] |
182 | 00:07:44,208 | 00:07:45,208 | So, what are we gonna do? | So, what are we gonna do? |
183 | 00:07:45,291 | 00:07:47,959 | Just wait around for some weird Murphy's Law thing to happen? | Just wait around for some weird Murphy's Law thing to happen? |
184 | 00:07:48,041 | 00:07:48,917 | That could take hours. | That could take hours. |
185 | 00:07:49,000 | 00:07:52,000 | Actually, if we all close our eyes, | Actually, if we all close our eyes, |
186 | 00:07:52,083 | 00:07:54,291 | and chant "Murphy's Law," | and chant "Murphy's Law," |
187 | 00:07:54,375 | 00:07:55,834 | something will happen. | something will happen. |
188 | 00:07:55,917 | 00:07:56,959 | [both] Really? | [both] Really? |
189 | 00:07:57,041 | 00:07:58,208 | No. | No. |
190 | 00:07:58,291 | 00:08:00,250 | You guys are so gullible. | You guys are so gullible. |
191 | 00:08:00,333 | 00:08:02,208 | It's cute, really. | It's cute, really. |
192 | 00:08:02,291 | 00:08:03,625 | [rumbling] | [rumbling] |
193 | 00:08:16,041 | 00:08:18,000 | Okay, Zack, this one is yours. | Okay, Zack, this one is yours. |
194 | 00:08:18,083 | 00:08:19,750 | Okay, I got this. | Okay, I got this. |
195 | 00:08:19,834 | 00:08:22,291 | First of all, the sprinkler system should kick in any second. | First of all, the sprinkler system should kick in any second. |
196 | 00:08:26,750 | 00:08:29,500 | Okay, guess I need to screw this back on. | Okay, guess I need to screw this back on. |
197 | 00:08:29,583 | 00:08:31,208 | You can do it, Zack, huh? | You can do it, Zack, huh? |
198 | 00:08:34,625 | 00:08:38,000 | ♪ I'm not Roxanne, I'm not Eileen, I'm not Sherona ♪ | ♪ I'm not Roxanne, I'm not Eileen, I'm not Sherona ♪ |
199 | 00:08:38,083 | 00:08:40,875 | ♪ And I don't wanna study, Work or stay at home-a ♪ | ♪ And I don't wanna study, Work or stay at home-a ♪ |
200 | 00:08:41,375 | 00:08:44,041 | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun ♪ | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun ♪ |
201 | 00:08:44,125 | 00:08:47,208 | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun ♪ | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun ♪ |
202 | 00:08:47,291 | 00:08:50,250 | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun ♪ | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun ♪ |
203 | 00:08:50,333 | 00:08:53,125 | ♪ She wants to have fun, Fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ | ♪ She wants to have fun, Fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ |
204 | 00:08:53,208 | 00:08:57,083 | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun | ♪ She's Lindana, And she wants to have fun |
205 | 00:08:57,166 | 00:08:59,625 | ♪ And I don't want... ♪ | ♪ And I don't want... ♪ |
206 | 00:09:00,208 | 00:09:01,417 | [singing continues] | [singing continues] |
207 | 00:09:03,291 | 00:09:04,291 | [growling] | [growling] |
208 | 00:09:08,166 | 00:09:09,500 | -[Mr. Blunt] ♪ I wanna have fun ♪ -[crashing] | -[Mr. Blunt] ♪ I wanna have fun ♪ -[crashing] |
209 | 00:09:10,875 | 00:09:14,125 | Okay. Okay. If I were a Milo what would I do? | Okay. Okay. If I were a Milo what would I do? |
210 | 00:09:27,959 | 00:09:30,291 | -[growls] -[crashes] | -[growls] -[crashes] |
211 | 00:09:38,959 | 00:09:39,959 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
212 | 00:09:47,959 | 00:09:50,625 | [all cheering] | [all cheering] |
213 | 00:09:50,709 | 00:09:53,000 | [Mr. Blunt singing] ♪ I'm not Roxanne, I'm not Eileen, I'm not Sherona ♪ | [Mr. Blunt singing] ♪ I'm not Roxanne, I'm not Eileen, I'm not Sherona ♪ |
214 | 00:09:53,583 | 00:09:56,667 | ♪ And I don't wanna study, Work or stay at home-a ♪ | ♪ And I don't wanna study, Work or stay at home-a ♪ |
215 | 00:09:56,750 | 00:09:58,208 | [continues singing] | [continues singing] |
216 | 00:10:07,959 | 00:10:08,792 | [Mr. Blunt] Whoo! | [Mr. Blunt] Whoo! |
217 | 00:10:09,250 | 00:10:10,917 | Wait, where's that feedback coming from? | Wait, where's that feedback coming from? |
218 | 00:10:11,000 | 00:10:13,041 | Was this on the whole time? | Was this on the whole time? |
219 | 00:10:13,125 | 00:10:14,917 | Thanks for believing in me. | Thanks for believing in me. |
220 | 00:10:15,000 | 00:10:16,083 | That was all you, Zack. | That was all you, Zack. |
221 | 00:10:16,166 | 00:10:18,625 | All right, in there. Your two hours are up. | All right, in there. Your two hours are up. |
222 | 00:10:18,709 | 00:10:20,291 | That sculpture better be... | That sculpture better be... |
223 | 00:10:24,000 | 00:10:25,625 | This is... | This is... |
224 | 00:10:25,709 | 00:10:26,750 | Beautiful. | Beautiful. |
225 | 00:10:26,834 | 00:10:29,583 | Even though it's abstract, the meaning is so clear. | Even though it's abstract, the meaning is so clear. |
226 | 00:10:29,667 | 00:10:32,667 | This cage. This must represent Amanda's desire to be free. | This cage. This must represent Amanda's desire to be free. |
227 | 00:10:32,750 | 00:10:33,750 | And this Bunsen burner. | And this Bunsen burner. |
228 | 00:10:33,834 | 00:10:36,458 | The flames that burns within Zack that he's afraid to share. | The flames that burns within Zack that he's afraid to share. |
229 | 00:10:36,542 | 00:10:39,000 | And this whiteboard with all the scribbling on it, | And this whiteboard with all the scribbling on it, |
230 | 00:10:39,083 | 00:10:40,000 | that's you, Chad. | that's you, Chad. |
231 | 00:10:40,083 | 00:10:41,208 | [boy] I'm Mort. | [boy] I'm Mort. |
232 | 00:10:41,291 | 00:10:43,458 | You kids have not only restored my faith in art, | You kids have not only restored my faith in art, |
233 | 00:10:43,542 | 00:10:46,000 | but you've restored my faith in kids. | but you've restored my faith in kids. |
234 | 00:10:46,083 | 00:10:48,125 | But we totally destroyed the room. | But we totally destroyed the room. |
235 | 00:10:48,208 | 00:10:51,041 | That's okay. Art is by its nature, chaos. | That's okay. Art is by its nature, chaos. |
236 | 00:10:51,125 | 00:10:52,959 | Besides, I'm never coming back to this school. | Besides, I'm never coming back to this school. |
237 | 00:10:53,041 | 00:10:54,500 | I'm gonna start a dance troupe. | I'm gonna start a dance troupe. |
238 | 00:10:54,583 | 00:10:56,000 | -[whooping] -Put your hands up! | -[whooping] -Put your hands up! |
239 | 00:10:56,083 | 00:10:58,041 | Um, so where did that sculpture come from? | Um, so where did that sculpture come from? |
240 | 00:10:58,125 | 00:11:00,000 | One rule about Murphy's Law, | One rule about Murphy's Law, |
241 | 00:11:00,083 | 00:11:01,208 | just go with it. | just go with it. |
242 | 00:11:01,291 | 00:11:03,667 | You know, I never got a chance to... | You know, I never got a chance to... |
243 | 00:11:03,750 | 00:11:06,125 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
244 | 00:11:08,125 | 00:11:09,333 | [water bubbling] | [water bubbling] |
245 | 00:11:10,583 | 00:11:11,875 | Well you better get down here real quick, | Well you better get down here real quick, |
246 | 00:11:11,959 | 00:11:14,000 | -we got a real emergency here. -[woman] What's your emergency? | -we got a real emergency here. -[woman] What's your emergency? |
247 | 00:11:14,083 | 00:11:15,542 | Well, I'll tell you what that emergency is. | Well, I'll tell you what that emergency is. |
248 | 00:11:15,625 | 00:11:17,625 | Those darn writers are going with the crashed truck bit again. | Those darn writers are going with the crashed truck bit again. |
249 | 00:11:17,709 | 00:11:18,709 | [woman] What am I supposed to do about it? | [woman] What am I supposed to do about it? |
250 | 00:11:18,792 | 00:11:20,792 | What are you supposed to do about it? You're my agent. | What are you supposed to do about it? You're my agent. |
251 | 00:11:20,875 | 00:11:23,417 | You're supposed to get down here and get them stopped while we're using this bit. | You're supposed to get down here and get them stopped while we're using this bit. |
252 | 00:11:23,500 | 00:11:26,542 | We're going back to the well too many times for old Trucker Ted's comfort here. | We're going back to the well too many times for old Trucker Ted's comfort here. |
253 | 00:11:26,625 | 00:11:28,500 | That's right. How's the darn audience supposed to believe | That's right. How's the darn audience supposed to believe |
254 | 00:11:28,583 | 00:11:30,542 | I'd be allowed to drive trucks if I crashed this many of 'em? | I'd be allowed to drive trucks if I crashed this many of 'em? |
255 | 00:11:30,625 | 00:11:32,750 | -Did you crash the truck? -Well, yes. I crashed that truck. | -Did you crash the truck? -Well, yes. I crashed that truck. |
256 | 00:11:32,834 | 00:11:34,417 | That's what I do I guess. | That's what I do I guess. |
257 | 00:11:34,500 | 00:11:36,500 | -What were you carrying? -Says here I'm carrying maple syrup. | -What were you carrying? -Says here I'm carrying maple syrup. |
258 | 00:11:36,583 | 00:11:38,000 | Looks like it ruined some kinda school event. | Looks like it ruined some kinda school event. |
259 | 00:11:38,083 | 00:11:40,000 | -Are you gonna clean it up? -No! I'm not cleaning it up. | -Are you gonna clean it up? -No! I'm not cleaning it up. |
260 | 00:11:40,083 | 00:11:42,375 | That's just a plot device to send the story someplace else. | That's just a plot device to send the story someplace else. |
261 | 00:11:42,458 | 00:11:43,583 | And not a darn minute of screen time | And not a darn minute of screen time |
262 | 00:11:43,667 | 00:11:45,417 | for trucker Ted the rest of the show. | for trucker Ted the rest of the show. |
263 | 00:11:45,500 | 00:11:48,041 | Makes a guy question why he even bother having an agent. | Makes a guy question why he even bother having an agent. |
264 | 00:11:48,125 | 00:11:51,458 | This is awful. What are we supposed to do now? | This is awful. What are we supposed to do now? |
265 | 00:11:51,542 | 00:11:53,750 | -Make a giant waffle. -No jokes. | -Make a giant waffle. -No jokes. |
266 | 00:11:53,834 | 00:11:55,500 | Yeah! No jokes, Melissa. | Yeah! No jokes, Melissa. |
267 | 00:11:55,583 | 00:11:58,083 | This is a very sticky situation. | This is a very sticky situation. |
268 | 00:11:58,166 | 00:11:59,875 | [laughs] Ow! | [laughs] Ow! |
269 | 00:11:59,959 | 00:12:02,917 | Well, looks like we'll have to relocate the annual picnic | Well, looks like we'll have to relocate the annual picnic |
270 | 00:12:03,000 | 00:12:04,625 | and dry clean this sign. | and dry clean this sign. |
271 | 00:12:04,709 | 00:12:06,333 | Don't worry, Principal Milder. | Don't worry, Principal Milder. |
272 | 00:12:06,417 | 00:12:08,333 | Hamilton H. County park isn't being used. | Hamilton H. County park isn't being used. |
273 | 00:12:08,417 | 00:12:09,583 | Hamilton H. County? | Hamilton H. County? |
274 | 00:12:09,667 | 00:12:13,375 | Hamilton is the less popular brother of Jefferson G. County. | Hamilton is the less popular brother of Jefferson G. County. |
275 | 00:12:13,458 | 00:12:14,750 | Why haven't I ever heard of him? | Why haven't I ever heard of him? |
276 | 00:12:14,834 | 00:12:17,583 | His enemies destroyed his rep and America forgot him. | His enemies destroyed his rep and America forgot him. |
277 | 00:12:19,000 | 00:12:20,542 | Um... | Um... |
278 | 00:12:20,625 | 00:12:21,834 | Anyway, it's a nice park. | Anyway, it's a nice park. |
279 | 00:12:21,917 | 00:12:23,125 | Sounds good to me. | Sounds good to me. |
280 | 00:12:23,208 | 00:12:25,583 | Cool! The four of us will get there early and set it up. | Cool! The four of us will get there early and set it up. |
281 | 00:12:25,667 | 00:12:27,458 | Easy-peasy mac and cheesy. | Easy-peasy mac and cheesy. |
282 | 00:12:27,542 | 00:12:30,375 | I seem to remember mac and cheese exploding at your house. | I seem to remember mac and cheese exploding at your house. |
283 | 00:12:30,458 | 00:12:32,500 | We won't be at my house. | We won't be at my house. |
284 | 00:12:32,583 | 00:12:35,208 | Well, then, I'm pretty sure everything will go perfectly. | Well, then, I'm pretty sure everything will go perfectly. |
285 | 00:12:39,291 | 00:12:40,291 | [Milo] Wow. | [Milo] Wow. |
286 | 00:12:40,375 | 00:12:43,458 | I need to update my photos of all the parks in town. | I need to update my photos of all the parks in town. |
287 | 00:12:43,542 | 00:12:45,333 | -So much for easy peasy. -Yep. | -So much for easy peasy. -Yep. |
288 | 00:12:45,417 | 00:12:47,458 | This is crazy-peasy. | This is crazy-peasy. |
289 | 00:12:47,542 | 00:12:49,917 | Come on. We have a whole day to whip it into shape. | Come on. We have a whole day to whip it into shape. |
290 | 00:12:50,000 | 00:12:51,667 | Like my dad always says, | Like my dad always says, |
291 | 00:12:51,750 | 00:12:53,667 | "It's easier to fix up a dilapidated park | "It's easier to fix up a dilapidated park |
292 | 00:12:53,750 | 00:12:55,375 | "than put tiny pants on a cat." | "than put tiny pants on a cat." |
293 | 00:12:55,458 | 00:12:58,208 | Your dad has a lot of really specific sayings. | Your dad has a lot of really specific sayings. |
294 | 00:12:58,291 | 00:12:59,458 | But look at this place. | But look at this place. |
295 | 00:12:59,542 | 00:13:01,458 | I think I'll take my chances with the cat. | I think I'll take my chances with the cat. |
296 | 00:13:01,542 | 00:13:03,125 | [chuckles] Oh, this will be a breeze. | [chuckles] Oh, this will be a breeze. |
297 | 00:13:03,208 | 00:13:05,458 | I once cleaned and organized the entire garage | I once cleaned and organized the entire garage |
298 | 00:13:05,542 | 00:13:08,166 | in less time than one episode of Real Babysitters of Atlanta. | in less time than one episode of Real Babysitters of Atlanta. |
299 | 00:13:08,250 | 00:13:09,250 | That is nothing. | That is nothing. |
300 | 00:13:09,333 | 00:13:11,917 | I once sanded and repainted all of our patio furniture | I once sanded and repainted all of our patio furniture |
301 | 00:13:12,000 | 00:13:13,917 | in the time it takes to boil an egg. | in the time it takes to boil an egg. |
302 | 00:13:14,000 | 00:13:15,709 | Oh, yeah? Well, I once tossed | Oh, yeah? Well, I once tossed |
303 | 00:13:15,792 | 00:13:17,542 | a tennis ball in the air and built an entire gazebo | a tennis ball in the air and built an entire gazebo |
304 | 00:13:17,625 | 00:13:18,625 | before it hit the ground. | before it hit the ground. |
305 | 00:13:18,709 | 00:13:20,834 | I built a lemonade stand from tongue depressors | I built a lemonade stand from tongue depressors |
306 | 00:13:20,917 | 00:13:22,417 | and made $42. | and made $42. |
307 | 00:13:22,500 | 00:13:24,125 | In nickels. | In nickels. |
308 | 00:13:24,208 | 00:13:26,875 | Maybe you should put your mouth where your money is. | Maybe you should put your mouth where your money is. |
309 | 00:13:26,959 | 00:13:28,083 | Okay! | Okay! |
310 | 00:13:28,166 | 00:13:29,542 | You take the right side of the park | You take the right side of the park |
311 | 00:13:29,625 | 00:13:30,917 | and I will take the left. | and I will take the left. |
312 | 00:13:31,000 | 00:13:33,500 | Whoever has the prettiest side by four o'clock wins. | Whoever has the prettiest side by four o'clock wins. |
313 | 00:13:33,583 | 00:13:34,834 | -Wins. -Wins what? | -Wins. -Wins what? |
314 | 00:13:34,917 | 00:13:37,250 | -Something. -You're on! | -Something. -You're on! |
315 | 00:13:37,333 | 00:13:39,083 | And what about us? | And what about us? |
316 | 00:13:39,166 | 00:13:41,709 | You boys will clean the statue in the middle. | You boys will clean the statue in the middle. |
317 | 00:13:41,792 | 00:13:42,959 | You don't win anything. | You don't win anything. |
318 | 00:13:43,041 | 00:13:45,083 | -Ready, set, go! -Hey! You can't just... | -Ready, set, go! -Hey! You can't just... |
319 | 00:13:45,166 | 00:13:46,166 | Too late, I'm starting! | Too late, I'm starting! |
320 | 00:13:46,250 | 00:13:47,208 | [growls] | [growls] |
321 | 00:13:47,291 | 00:13:49,500 | [softly] May the most tightly wound spring win. | [softly] May the most tightly wound spring win. |
322 | 00:13:49,583 | 00:13:50,834 | [both] We heard that. | [both] We heard that. |
323 | 00:13:51,542 | 00:13:53,542 | Hey, I appreciate you offering to help. | Hey, I appreciate you offering to help. |
324 | 00:13:53,625 | 00:13:55,583 | But the trash pickup does actually | But the trash pickup does actually |
325 | 00:13:55,667 | 00:13:57,500 | go quicker if you get out of the van. | go quicker if you get out of the van. |
326 | 00:13:57,583 | 00:13:58,542 | I'll pass. | I'll pass. |
327 | 00:13:58,625 | 00:14:00,625 | I'm not really the physical labory | I'm not really the physical labory |
328 | 00:14:00,709 | 00:14:02,250 | worky do thingsy type. | worky do thingsy type. |
329 | 00:14:02,333 | 00:14:03,583 | I am good at pointing things out. | I am good at pointing things out. |
330 | 00:14:03,667 | 00:14:05,208 | Look. That looks pretty alieny. | Look. That looks pretty alieny. |
331 | 00:14:05,291 | 00:14:06,792 | Get out of the van! | Get out of the van! |
332 | 00:14:06,834 | 00:14:08,250 | Sheesh. | Sheesh. |
333 | 00:14:08,333 | 00:14:10,250 | Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the alien | Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the alien |
334 | 00:14:10,333 | 00:14:12,291 | trash collecting job today. | trash collecting job today. |
335 | 00:14:15,125 | 00:14:16,250 | What're you doing? | What're you doing? |
336 | 00:14:16,333 | 00:14:18,333 | Hamilton's face isn't gonna scrub itself. | Hamilton's face isn't gonna scrub itself. |
337 | 00:14:18,417 | 00:14:19,709 | I'll be up in a minute. | I'll be up in a minute. |
338 | 00:14:19,792 | 00:14:21,667 | Just looking for my helmet. | Just looking for my helmet. |
339 | 00:14:21,750 | 00:14:23,583 | Definitely not my helmet. | Definitely not my helmet. |
340 | 00:14:27,667 | 00:14:29,208 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
341 | 00:14:36,792 | 00:14:39,750 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
342 | 00:14:47,709 | 00:14:49,667 | Boo-ya! | Boo-ya! |
343 | 00:14:49,750 | 00:14:50,750 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
344 | 00:14:52,583 | 00:14:54,500 | Looks like I forgot to pack my helmet! | Looks like I forgot to pack my helmet! |
345 | 00:14:54,583 | 00:14:56,166 | I'll just do the bottom half. | I'll just do the bottom half. |
346 | 00:14:56,250 | 00:14:57,667 | Okey-dokey! | Okey-dokey! |
347 | 00:14:57,750 | 00:14:58,959 | [screams] | [screams] |
348 | 00:14:59,041 | 00:15:00,125 | Mommy! | Mommy! |
349 | 00:15:01,166 | 00:15:02,166 | Don't worry, Zack. | Don't worry, Zack. |
350 | 00:15:02,250 | 00:15:03,917 | I'll get you down. Hang tight. | I'll get you down. Hang tight. |
351 | 00:15:04,000 | 00:15:05,959 | Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm doing. | Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm doing. |
352 | 00:15:06,875 | 00:15:07,875 | Uh-oh. | Uh-oh. |
353 | 00:15:07,959 | 00:15:09,041 | Uh-oh? | Uh-oh? |
354 | 00:15:09,125 | 00:15:11,583 | -Okay... Did you just "uh-oh"? -Uh-huh. | -Okay... Did you just "uh-oh"? -Uh-huh. |
355 | 00:15:11,667 | 00:15:13,375 | Why are you uh-ohing? | Why are you uh-ohing? |
356 | 00:15:13,458 | 00:15:14,583 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
357 | 00:15:14,667 | 00:15:15,750 | Now you're oh-boying? | Now you're oh-boying? |
358 | 00:15:15,834 | 00:15:16,834 | Oh, boy, what? | Oh, boy, what? |
359 | 00:15:16,917 | 00:15:18,125 | What's going on down there? | What's going on down there? |
360 | 00:15:18,208 | 00:15:19,458 | [whimpering] | [whimpering] |
361 | 00:15:19,542 | 00:15:21,583 | This almost never happens but... | This almost never happens but... |
362 | 00:15:21,667 | 00:15:24,250 | I... I think I packed the wrong stuff today. | I... I think I packed the wrong stuff today. |
363 | 00:15:24,333 | 00:15:25,500 | Yep. Wrong stuff. | Yep. Wrong stuff. |
364 | 00:15:25,583 | 00:15:27,000 | I mean, what did I think I was gonna do | I mean, what did I think I was gonna do |
365 | 00:15:27,083 | 00:15:28,458 | with a copy of Moby Dick? | with a copy of Moby Dick? |
366 | 00:15:28,542 | 00:15:30,625 | Hey, if you have 75 more of those things | Hey, if you have 75 more of those things |
367 | 00:15:30,709 | 00:15:32,959 | we can make stairs and get me down! | we can make stairs and get me down! |
368 | 00:15:33,041 | 00:15:35,166 | -Is that alien trash? -Rock. | -Is that alien trash? -Rock. |
369 | 00:15:36,250 | 00:15:37,500 | Is that alien trash? | Is that alien trash? |
370 | 00:15:37,583 | 00:15:38,583 | Lizard. | Lizard. |
371 | 00:15:39,542 | 00:15:40,583 | Is that alien trash? | Is that alien trash? |
372 | 00:15:40,667 | 00:15:41,792 | Bottle cap. | Bottle cap. |
373 | 00:15:42,625 | 00:15:44,000 | Is that alien trash? | Is that alien trash? |
374 | 00:15:44,083 | 00:15:45,583 | Same rock. | Same rock. |
375 | 00:15:45,667 | 00:15:46,709 | Ooh, shiny. | Ooh, shiny. |
376 | 00:15:46,792 | 00:15:48,417 | This looks... | This looks... |
377 | 00:15:48,500 | 00:15:51,083 | That's weird. [groans] | That's weird. [groans] |
378 | 00:15:52,625 | 00:15:54,750 | [muffled speaking] | [muffled speaking] |
379 | 00:15:55,625 | 00:15:57,500 | I could throw this up to you and... | I could throw this up to you and... |
380 | 00:15:57,583 | 00:15:58,834 | And what? Yank me down? | And what? Yank me down? |
381 | 00:15:58,917 | 00:16:01,625 | Oh, yeah. That sounds really safe, bro. | Oh, yeah. That sounds really safe, bro. |
382 | 00:16:01,709 | 00:16:03,458 | I'm just spit-balling here. | I'm just spit-balling here. |
383 | 00:16:03,542 | 00:16:05,333 | You don't have to get cranky. | You don't have to get cranky. |
384 | 00:16:05,417 | 00:16:06,458 | Dude, I'm sorry, okay? | Dude, I'm sorry, okay? |
385 | 00:16:06,542 | 00:16:09,375 | All the blood's rushing to my head is making me really loopy. | All the blood's rushing to my head is making me really loopy. |
386 | 00:16:09,458 | 00:16:10,959 | Whoo-hoo. Okay. | Whoo-hoo. Okay. |
387 | 00:16:11,041 | 00:16:12,542 | Whee! [laughs] | Whee! [laughs] |
388 | 00:16:12,625 | 00:16:14,417 | [groans] Okay. | [groans] Okay. |
389 | 00:16:14,500 | 00:16:17,750 | And a little dizzy. [grunting] | And a little dizzy. [grunting] |
390 | 00:16:19,625 | 00:16:20,875 | Boo-ya! | Boo-ya! |
391 | 00:16:22,333 | 00:16:23,500 | Boom! | Boom! |
392 | 00:16:27,583 | 00:16:29,792 | Wait a minute. I haven't heard you complaining for minutes now. | Wait a minute. I haven't heard you complaining for minutes now. |
393 | 00:16:29,875 | 00:16:30,875 | What gives? | What gives? |
394 | 00:16:30,959 | 00:16:33,750 | [muffled speaking] | [muffled speaking] |
395 | 00:16:34,709 | 00:16:36,417 | What? What... I can't understand you | What? What... I can't understand you |
396 | 00:16:36,500 | 00:16:38,000 | when you're all piled up on your face like that. | when you're all piled up on your face like that. |
397 | 00:16:38,083 | 00:16:40,375 | Let me... Let me just turn you over and... | Let me... Let me just turn you over and... |
398 | 00:16:40,959 | 00:16:42,458 | Man, just like you're a boneless chicken. | Man, just like you're a boneless chicken. |
399 | 00:16:42,542 | 00:16:44,333 | Why you gotta make things so difficult? | Why you gotta make things so difficult? |
400 | 00:16:44,417 | 00:16:46,166 | I'm not doing this on purpose. | I'm not doing this on purpose. |
401 | 00:16:46,250 | 00:16:47,709 | Hey, what's this? | Hey, what's this? |
402 | 00:16:48,583 | 00:16:51,625 | [muffled speaking] | [muffled speaking] |
403 | 00:16:51,709 | 00:16:53,834 | Oh. Oh... | Oh. Oh... |
404 | 00:16:53,917 | 00:16:55,542 | Okay, that was a warning, wasn't it? | Okay, that was a warning, wasn't it? |
405 | 00:16:55,625 | 00:16:56,792 | You were trying to warn me. | You were trying to warn me. |
406 | 00:16:56,875 | 00:16:58,625 | Oh. This does not bode well. | Oh. This does not bode well. |
407 | 00:16:58,709 | 00:17:00,166 | [groans] | [groans] |
408 | 00:17:00,250 | 00:17:02,834 | [muffled speaking] | [muffled speaking] |
409 | 00:17:02,917 | 00:17:05,625 | [Zack] Oh, my. Got your name upside down. | [Zack] Oh, my. Got your name upside down. |
410 | 00:17:05,709 | 00:17:08,542 | I'm gonna get you down in a second. I promise. | I'm gonna get you down in a second. I promise. |
411 | 00:17:09,542 | 00:17:12,000 | Hi, little birdy. | Hi, little birdy. |
412 | 00:17:12,083 | 00:17:14,625 | You look just like a little dinosaur. | You look just like a little dinosaur. |
413 | 00:17:14,709 | 00:17:16,583 | [growling] | [growling] |
414 | 00:17:16,667 | 00:17:18,166 | If you were really, really big, | If you were really, really big, |
415 | 00:17:18,250 | 00:17:19,750 | you'd be the huge birdasaurus | you'd be the huge birdasaurus |
416 | 00:17:19,834 | 00:17:21,583 | at the top of the food chain. | at the top of the food chain. |
417 | 00:17:21,667 | 00:17:22,917 | -And... -[bird chirping] | -And... -[bird chirping] |
418 | 00:17:23,041 | 00:17:25,291 | [sighing] Circle of life. | [sighing] Circle of life. |
419 | 00:17:27,625 | 00:17:29,959 | I need a... Duck pond. | I need a... Duck pond. |
420 | 00:17:31,625 | 00:17:33,667 | I need the hose. | I need the hose. |
421 | 00:17:47,250 | 00:17:48,333 | [crashing] | [crashing] |
422 | 00:17:49,917 | 00:17:51,458 | Murphy's Law! | Murphy's Law! |
423 | 00:17:51,542 | 00:17:53,542 | Actually I don't think that was Murphy's Law. | Actually I don't think that was Murphy's Law. |
424 | 00:17:53,625 | 00:17:56,583 | I think that was us being overly competitive. | I think that was us being overly competitive. |
425 | 00:17:58,125 | 00:17:59,750 | Then we have to fix it. | Then we have to fix it. |
426 | 00:18:00,709 | 00:18:03,500 | Okay. Let's do this together and make it twice as good. | Okay. Let's do this together and make it twice as good. |
427 | 00:18:03,583 | 00:18:05,542 | -Boom! -Boo-ya! | -Boom! -Boo-ya! |
428 | 00:18:05,625 | 00:18:07,458 | [both] Boom-ya! | [both] Boom-ya! |
429 | 00:18:07,875 | 00:18:10,125 | So is this just us now? | So is this just us now? |
430 | 00:18:10,417 | 00:18:11,625 | We're blobs? | We're blobs? |
431 | 00:18:11,959 | 00:18:13,333 | I'm sure it'll wear... | I'm sure it'll wear... |
432 | 00:18:13,417 | 00:18:14,417 | [both groaning] | [both groaning] |
433 | 00:18:14,500 | 00:18:15,542 | Okay, we're back. | Okay, we're back. |
434 | 00:18:15,625 | 00:18:18,208 | Oh, wow, it is hard to move when you have no bones. | Oh, wow, it is hard to move when you have no bones. |
435 | 00:18:18,291 | 00:18:20,583 | But, on the plus side, it's very relaxing. | But, on the plus side, it's very relaxing. |
436 | 00:18:20,667 | 00:18:22,667 | I got all of the stress out of my shoulders. | I got all of the stress out of my shoulders. |
437 | 00:18:22,750 | 00:18:24,750 | Okay, that thing is definitely alien. | Okay, that thing is definitely alien. |
438 | 00:18:24,834 | 00:18:26,500 | -We gotta get it into the van. -I got it. | -We gotta get it into the van. -I got it. |
439 | 00:18:26,583 | 00:18:29,291 | -Wait, don't touch... -Oh, that's right. Here goes... | -Wait, don't touch... -Oh, that's right. Here goes... |
440 | 00:18:29,375 | 00:18:30,917 | -[grunting] -Ugh. | -[grunting] -Ugh. |
441 | 00:18:31,000 | 00:18:32,667 | Hi. [chuckles] | Hi. [chuckles] |
442 | 00:18:32,750 | 00:18:36,083 | You know it's funny how when you hang upside down for long enough, | You know it's funny how when you hang upside down for long enough, |
443 | 00:18:36,166 | 00:18:39,083 | your brain makes you think you're three-quarters marmoset. | your brain makes you think you're three-quarters marmoset. |
444 | 00:18:39,166 | 00:18:42,458 | [squeals] That's how marmosets talk! | [squeals] That's how marmosets talk! |
445 | 00:18:42,542 | 00:18:43,542 | [chattering] | [chattering] |
446 | 00:18:45,709 | 00:18:47,250 | Wait. What's that? Wait... What... | Wait. What's that? Wait... What... |
447 | 00:18:47,333 | 00:18:48,500 | -[Milo] Stay with me, buddy! -Huh? | -[Milo] Stay with me, buddy! -Huh? |
448 | 00:18:48,583 | 00:18:50,709 | Do not go into the light! | Do not go into the light! |
449 | 00:18:51,709 | 00:18:53,250 | Wait, are... Are you kidding right now? | Wait, are... Are you kidding right now? |
450 | 00:18:53,333 | 00:18:55,625 | I don't even know how many hamsters I have! [chuckles] | I don't even know how many hamsters I have! [chuckles] |
451 | 00:18:56,583 | 00:18:57,583 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
452 | 00:19:00,667 | 00:19:02,542 | [goats bleating] | [goats bleating] |
453 | 00:19:02,625 | 00:19:05,583 | Well, it seems I owe you, my trusty agent, an apology. | Well, it seems I owe you, my trusty agent, an apology. |
454 | 00:19:05,667 | 00:19:08,792 | Look at old Trucker Ted getting two appearances this episode! | Look at old Trucker Ted getting two appearances this episode! |
455 | 00:19:08,875 | 00:19:11,417 | -And I didn't even have to crush a truck. -[agent] What do they have you doing? | -And I didn't even have to crush a truck. -[agent] What do they have you doing? |
456 | 00:19:11,500 | 00:19:13,333 | Looks like they've got me driving a truckload of goats. | Looks like they've got me driving a truckload of goats. |
457 | 00:19:13,417 | 00:19:15,583 | Says here in the script that the goats are nice and calm | Says here in the script that the goats are nice and calm |
458 | 00:19:15,667 | 00:19:17,500 | as long as no one blows a whistle near 'em. | as long as no one blows a whistle near 'em. |
459 | 00:19:17,583 | 00:19:18,583 | [blows whistle] | [blows whistle] |
460 | 00:19:18,667 | 00:19:19,542 | [angry bleating] | [angry bleating] |
461 | 00:19:19,625 | 00:19:21,959 | Whoops. Somebody blew a whistle right on cue. | Whoops. Somebody blew a whistle right on cue. |
462 | 00:19:22,041 | 00:19:23,875 | Whoa, look at 'em go. They're getting ornery. | Whoa, look at 'em go. They're getting ornery. |
463 | 00:19:23,959 | 00:19:24,917 | Hey, what's happening there? | Hey, what's happening there? |
464 | 00:19:25,000 | 00:19:27,083 | Hey, they're getting a mite out of control, is what. | Hey, they're getting a mite out of control, is what. |
465 | 00:19:27,166 | 00:19:28,500 | Sounds to me like a plot device. | Sounds to me like a plot device. |
466 | 00:19:28,583 | 00:19:30,667 | Well, yes, that is a plot device, but thanks. | Well, yes, that is a plot device, but thanks. |
467 | 00:19:30,750 | 00:19:33,125 | I'm glad you finally learned something while I'm getting beaten by goats. | I'm glad you finally learned something while I'm getting beaten by goats. |
468 | 00:19:39,417 | 00:19:42,750 | Hey, Milo. Do you think babies are evil? | Hey, Milo. Do you think babies are evil? |
469 | 00:19:42,834 | 00:19:44,208 | [chatters] | [chatters] |
470 | 00:19:44,792 | 00:19:48,959 | Whoa! [grunting and screaming] | Whoa! [grunting and screaming] |
471 | 00:19:49,709 | 00:19:51,875 | -At least I'm upside up. -[rips] | -At least I'm upside up. -[rips] |
472 | 00:19:52,250 | 00:19:53,750 | Don't move! I'm gonna... | Don't move! I'm gonna... |
473 | 00:20:01,000 | 00:20:03,000 | Phew! Well, I guess that worked itself out. | Phew! Well, I guess that worked itself out. |
474 | 00:20:03,083 | 00:20:05,625 | [bleating angrily] | [bleating angrily] |
475 | 00:20:07,709 | 00:20:09,583 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
476 | 00:20:16,625 | 00:20:18,291 | Wait, did we do this? | Wait, did we do this? |
477 | 00:20:18,375 | 00:20:20,458 | [laughs] Oh, yeah, it looks great! | [laughs] Oh, yeah, it looks great! |
478 | 00:20:20,542 | 00:20:22,083 | A little help, guys? | A little help, guys? |
479 | 00:20:27,709 | 00:20:28,875 | [all cheer] | [all cheer] |
480 | 00:20:28,959 | 00:20:30,041 | [all] Yeah! | [all] Yeah! |
481 | 00:20:36,291 | 00:20:37,625 | [indistinct] | [indistinct] |
482 | 00:20:43,166 | 00:20:44,917 | So are we clear on the fact | So are we clear on the fact |
483 | 00:20:45,000 | 00:20:47,750 | that we should not touch this thing ever, right? | that we should not touch this thing ever, right? |
484 | 00:20:47,834 | 00:20:49,458 | -Right? -Very clear. | -Right? -Very clear. |
485 | 00:20:49,542 | 00:20:50,750 | Very clear. | Very clear. |
486 | 00:20:50,834 | 00:20:53,458 | Good. I'm calling Block to tell him what we found. | Good. I'm calling Block to tell him what we found. |
487 | 00:20:53,542 | 00:20:55,000 | -Do not touch. -[beeps] | -Do not touch. -[beeps] |
488 | 00:20:55,458 | 00:20:58,208 | Hey. How's it going out there in Garbageland? | Hey. How's it going out there in Garbageland? |
489 | 00:20:58,291 | 00:21:00,417 | Pretty good. So we had an... | Pretty good. So we had an... |
490 | 00:21:00,500 | 00:21:02,333 | An interesting thing happen while we were... | An interesting thing happen while we were... |
491 | 00:21:02,417 | 00:21:05,500 | I wanna hear all about it. But first, I gotta warn you. | I wanna hear all about it. But first, I gotta warn you. |
492 | 00:21:05,583 | 00:21:07,417 | If you find a glowing alien carburetor, | If you find a glowing alien carburetor, |
493 | 00:21:07,500 | 00:21:08,500 | do not touch it. | do not touch it. |
494 | 00:21:08,583 | 00:21:10,709 | It will turn your bones into a noodley liquid. | It will turn your bones into a noodley liquid. |
495 | 00:21:10,792 | 00:21:12,709 | Yeah, a noodley liquid. Well, it just so happens... | Yeah, a noodley liquid. Well, it just so happens... |
496 | 00:21:12,792 | 00:21:14,834 | Sorry, gotta go. Back to work, boys. | Sorry, gotta go. Back to work, boys. |
497 | 00:21:14,917 | 00:21:16,250 | -Uh... -Have a great day. | -Uh... -Have a great day. |
498 | 00:21:16,333 | 00:21:19,083 | -[beeps] -You go ahead. I'm all worked out. | -[beeps] -You go ahead. I'm all worked out. |
499 | 00:21:19,166 | 00:21:20,542 | I need to relax. | I need to relax. |
500 | 00:21:20,625 | 00:21:22,333 | Ahh. | Ahh. |
501 | 00:21:23,500 | 00:21:25,208 | Hey. Stop it. | Hey. Stop it. |
502 | 00:21:25,709 | 00:21:27,500 | Quit poking me. Quit poking me! | Quit poking me. Quit poking me! |
503 | 00:21:27,583 | 00:21:29,041 | Quit poking me! Quit poking me! | Quit poking me! Quit poking me! |
504 | 00:21:29,125 | 00:21:31,917 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
505 | 00:21:32,458 | 00:21:34,500 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
506 | 00:21:34,583 | 00:21:37,375 | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ |
507 | 00:21:37,458 | 00:21:40,709 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
508 | 00:21:42,542 | 00:21:45,041 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
509 | 00:21:45,125 | 00:21:46,125 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
510 | 00:21:46,208 | 00:21:48,250 | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ |
511 | 00:21:48,333 | 00:21:49,709 | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ |
512 | 00:21:49,792 | 00:21:52,417 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
513 | 00:21:52,500 | 00:21:54,875 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |