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1 00:00:04,959 00:00:07,250 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:07,333 00:00:10,000 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:10,083 00:00:12,500 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:12,583 00:00:14,875 ♪ It's about as beautiful As it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful As it can be ♪
5 00:00:14,959 00:00:17,583 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
6 00:00:17,667 00:00:20,125 ♪ Today is gonna Be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna Be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:20,375 00:00:22,542 ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:22,625 00:00:25,041 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:25,125 00:00:29,792 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
10 00:00:29,875 00:00:32,500 ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:32,583 00:00:35,083 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:42,291 00:00:44,250 [Zack] I got her. I got her. Take that! [Zack] I got her. I got her. Take that!
13 00:00:44,333 00:00:46,083 [Melissa] I shall resist! [Melissa] I shall resist!
14 00:00:46,166 00:00:48,125 Oh! So much for resisting! Oh! So much for resisting!
15 00:00:48,208 00:00:49,959 [Milo] Wait, let me... Wait up! [Milo] Wait, let me... Wait up!
16 00:00:50,041 00:00:50,875 No, no, no, no, no! No! No! No, no, no, no, no! No! No!
17 00:00:51,041 00:00:53,750 [groans] No! [groans] No!
18 00:00:55,000 00:00:58,166 [sighs in exasperation] One of these days I'll actually get to finish a game. [sighs in exasperation] One of these days I'll actually get to finish a game.
19 00:00:58,250 00:00:59,458 Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law.
20 00:00:59,542 00:01:00,834 Has it always been like this? Has it always been like this?
21 00:01:00,917 00:01:01,959 Pretty much. Pretty much.
22 00:01:02,041 00:01:04,041 I remember the day when we first met Milo. I remember the day when we first met Milo.
23 00:01:04,125 00:01:06,375 It was about 13 years ago. It was about 13 years ago.
24 00:01:08,083 00:01:09,250 -[glass shattering] -[loud crashing] -[glass shattering] -[loud crashing]
25 00:01:15,959 00:01:17,750 Sara, is your father home yet? Sara, is your father home yet?
26 00:01:17,834 00:01:19,458 -Nope. -Hmm. -Nope. -Hmm.
27 00:01:19,542 00:01:21,208 Murphy's Law and no Martin. Murphy's Law and no Martin.
28 00:01:22,333 00:01:23,875 I guess we're having a boy. I guess we're having a boy.
29 00:01:25,166 00:01:26,959 Oops. Right now! Oops. Right now!
30 00:01:27,041 00:01:28,542 -Sara! -Yeah, I'm on it. -Sara! -Yeah, I'm on it.
31 00:01:28,709 00:01:30,125 Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance.
32 00:01:30,208 00:01:31,458 Aw, Mom. Aw, Mom.
33 00:01:31,542 00:01:33,333 Oh, hey. How did you and Melissa meet? Oh, hey. How did you and Melissa meet?
34 00:01:33,417 00:01:35,667 -When we first met, it was... -Harrowing. -When we first met, it was... -Harrowing.
35 00:01:35,750 00:01:39,125 I was gonna say first grade, but, yeah. I was gonna say first grade, but, yeah.
36 00:01:39,208 00:01:40,625 It was the first day of school, It was the first day of school,
37 00:01:40,709 00:01:42,667 and I don't mind saying, I was pretty excited. and I don't mind saying, I was pretty excited.
38 00:01:42,792 00:01:45,417 I was thrilled at the prospect of meeting new friends. I was thrilled at the prospect of meeting new friends.
39 00:01:46,625 00:01:48,458 I was also a little nervous, too. I was also a little nervous, too.
40 00:01:48,542 00:01:50,959 I had never really been away from Mom and Dad before. I had never really been away from Mom and Dad before.
41 00:01:52,917 00:01:55,875 But I knew it would be okay, because I had my backpack. But I knew it would be okay, because I had my backpack.
42 00:01:57,917 00:02:00,083 [barking] [barking]
43 00:02:00,750 00:02:02,375 Diogee, go home. Diogee, go home.
44 00:02:02,458 00:02:04,500 You're not supposed to be in line for the bus. You're not supposed to be in line for the bus.
45 00:02:05,834 00:02:07,250 [barks] [barks]
46 00:02:07,875 00:02:09,417 [whines] [whines]
47 00:02:09,500 00:02:12,208 Hi, I'm Melissa Chase, age six. Hi, I'm Melissa Chase, age six.
48 00:02:12,291 00:02:13,709 I'm precocious. I'm precocious.
49 00:02:13,792 00:02:15,250 Hi, I'm Milo Murphy. Hi, I'm Milo Murphy.
50 00:02:15,333 00:02:16,750 I'm... hazardous. I'm... hazardous.
51 00:02:16,834 00:02:19,667 We just met, so now we're gonna be best friends. We just met, so now we're gonna be best friends.
52 00:02:20,500 00:02:22,625 We're not best friends just because we met. We're not best friends just because we met.
53 00:02:22,709 00:02:24,917 I mean, we're not four. I mean, we're not four.
54 00:02:25,000 00:02:26,834 Okay. How does it work? Okay. How does it work?
55 00:02:26,917 00:02:29,542 Well, best friends share goals and ideals Well, best friends share goals and ideals
56 00:02:29,625 00:02:32,500 which they cultivate by having shared experiences. which they cultivate by having shared experiences.
57 00:02:32,583 00:02:33,667 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
58 00:02:33,750 00:02:37,166 By the way, I'm noticing you have a lot of owies. By the way, I'm noticing you have a lot of owies.
59 00:02:37,250 00:02:38,250 Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
60 00:02:38,333 00:02:40,125 And I earned every one of 'em. And I earned every one of 'em.
61 00:02:40,500 00:02:42,709 And your backpack is really big. And your backpack is really big.
62 00:02:42,959 00:02:45,166 I need my backpack because of Murphy's Law. I need my backpack because of Murphy's Law.
63 00:02:45,750 00:02:47,166 I have no idea what that means. I have no idea what that means.
64 00:02:54,542 00:02:56,166 Melissa, are you okay? Melissa, are you okay?
65 00:02:56,250 00:02:57,125 Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
66 00:02:57,208 00:02:58,375 What was that all about? What was that all about?
67 00:02:58,458 00:03:00,041 Oh, that's just Murphy's Law. Oh, that's just Murphy's Law.
68 00:03:00,125 00:03:03,083 Anything that can go wrong around me, will go wrong. Anything that can go wrong around me, will go wrong.
69 00:03:08,709 00:03:10,041 Uh, Dad? Uh, Dad?
70 00:03:12,250 00:03:13,250 Diogee. Diogee.
71 00:03:13,333 00:03:14,792 We're gonna have to keep an eye on you. We're gonna have to keep an eye on you.
72 00:03:14,875 00:03:15,875 [Diogee barks] [Diogee barks]
73 00:03:20,667 00:03:22,041 Have a seat. Have a seat.
74 00:03:22,583 00:03:25,333 Mm. Might be safer to be over here, then. Mm. Might be safer to be over here, then.
75 00:03:27,166 00:03:28,792 Or maybe over here. Or maybe over here.
76 00:03:32,333 00:03:33,583 Yeah, this is good. Yeah, this is good.
77 00:03:33,667 00:03:35,125 Oh. Okay. Oh. Okay.
78 00:03:35,208 00:03:36,375 I understand. I understand.
79 00:03:52,375 00:03:56,000 [Doofenshmirtz] But it wasn't till I got outside the photo store [Doofenshmirtz] But it wasn't till I got outside the photo store
80 00:03:56,083 00:03:58,083 that my life changed forever. that my life changed forever.
81 00:03:58,583 00:04:00,125 I had a nemesis. I had a nemesis.
82 00:04:01,959 00:04:04,875 That was how I first met Perry the Platypus. That was how I first met Perry the Platypus.
83 00:04:05,208 00:04:07,250 So, how did you and that fussy old guy meet? So, how did you and that fussy old guy meet?
84 00:04:07,333 00:04:09,166 It was a long time ago, It was a long time ago,
85 00:04:09,250 00:04:10,417 in the future. in the future.
86 00:04:11,000 00:04:12,166 [announcer] New time agent recruits. [announcer] New time agent recruits.
87 00:04:12,250 00:04:14,417 Please select a vehicle for your driving test. Please select a vehicle for your driving test.
88 00:04:14,500 00:04:16,083 If you survive today, If you survive today,
89 00:04:16,166 00:04:18,208 you'll get your first assignment and partners tomorrow. you'll get your first assignment and partners tomorrow.
90 00:04:18,291 00:04:19,834 Thank you. Thank you.
91 00:04:19,917 00:04:22,375 "The time delineation gear is for quick trips in local space "The time delineation gear is for quick trips in local space
92 00:04:22,458 00:04:25,667 "allowing you to move three times faster than local time." "allowing you to move three times faster than local time."
93 00:04:25,750 00:04:27,291 Ooh! Super speed! Ooh! Super speed!
94 00:04:28,792 00:04:31,375 All right, Cavendish. You are on your way to becoming All right, Cavendish. You are on your way to becoming
95 00:04:31,458 00:04:33,375 a fully fledged time agent. a fully fledged time agent.
96 00:04:33,667 00:04:35,250 This deserves a lolly! This deserves a lolly!
97 00:04:37,000 00:04:38,542 Slide over, stretch. I need a ride. Slide over, stretch. I need a ride.
98 00:04:38,625 00:04:40,208 Wait a moment! Who are you? Wait a moment! Who are you?
99 00:04:40,291 00:04:41,709 Is this for me? Thanks! Is this for me? Thanks!
100 00:04:41,792 00:04:42,792 That's mine! That's mine!
101 00:04:42,875 00:04:44,709 Ugh! What flavor is this? Ugh! What flavor is this?
102 00:04:44,959 00:04:46,291 Black currant. Black currant.
103 00:04:46,375 00:04:48,375 I'm not even gonna ask what that is. I'm not even gonna ask what that is.
104 00:04:48,458 00:04:49,458 -[car powers up] -Wait, wait, wait! -[car powers up] -Wait, wait, wait!
105 00:04:49,542 00:04:51,000 What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Wait! Don't! What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Wait! Don't!
106 00:04:58,542 00:05:00,625 What. Was. That? What. Was. That?
107 00:05:01,000 00:05:02,875 Shortcut through the Mesozoic. Shortcut through the Mesozoic.
108 00:05:02,959 00:05:05,250 Come on, let's get some burritos. Come on, let's get some burritos.
109 00:05:07,500 00:05:09,667 Tres burritos, Rita. Tres burritos, Rita.
110 00:05:09,917 00:05:11,959 That means, "Three burritos, Rita." That means, "Three burritos, Rita."
111 00:05:12,041 00:05:13,291 Great crabknuckles. Great crabknuckles.
112 00:05:13,375 00:05:17,083 You risked our lives for a lousy burrito? You risked our lives for a lousy burrito?
113 00:05:17,166 00:05:20,917 No, no, no. I risked our lives for an amazing burrito. No, no, no. I risked our lives for an amazing burrito.
114 00:05:21,000 00:05:24,166 So good, it only exists in this time and place. So good, it only exists in this time and place.
115 00:05:24,250 00:05:25,625 You want nachos with yours? You want nachos with yours?
116 00:05:25,709 00:05:27,458 You would make a terrible partner. You would make a terrible partner.
117 00:05:27,542 00:05:29,250 Yeah? Oh, I wasn't asking. Yeah? Oh, I wasn't asking.
118 00:05:52,583 00:05:54,834 So! What've you got in the backpack? So! What've you got in the backpack?
119 00:05:57,250 00:05:59,250 Oh, boy. First day of school. Oh, boy. First day of school.
120 00:05:59,333 00:06:01,667 It's a new day for you, Bradley Nicholson. It's a new day for you, Bradley Nicholson.
121 00:06:01,959 00:06:04,458 This is a small jar of vinegar and a piece of oak. This is a small jar of vinegar and a piece of oak.
122 00:06:04,542 00:06:06,375 -And a big... -You have a giant hook? -And a big... -You have a giant hook?
123 00:06:06,458 00:06:07,834 Wow. Way to bury the lede. Wow. Way to bury the lede.
124 00:06:08,250 00:06:11,417 There it is, Dad. The Snowflyer 1.5. There it is, Dad. The Snowflyer 1.5.
125 00:06:11,667 00:06:14,291 I can't wait to get this baby up on the mountain. I can't wait to get this baby up on the mountain.
126 00:06:17,458 00:06:20,542 Okay, I can't wait to get Snowflyer 2 up on the mountain. Okay, I can't wait to get Snowflyer 2 up on the mountain.
127 00:06:20,792 00:06:22,792 So, what'd you use a grappling hook for? So, what'd you use a grappling hook for?
128 00:06:24,041 00:06:25,583 [screams] [screams]
129 00:06:26,625 00:06:28,542 Hey. What happened to the bus? Hey. What happened to the bus?
130 00:06:28,625 00:06:30,250 -Murphy's Law. -Yeah. -Murphy's Law. -Yeah.
131 00:06:30,333 00:06:31,709 He's my... He's my...
132 00:06:32,750 00:06:35,875 Oh, Milo Murphy. Oh, Milo Murphy.
133 00:06:36,959 00:06:38,417 I'm not sure I like this. I'm not sure I like this.
134 00:06:38,500 00:06:39,542 Don't worry. You'll get used to it. Don't worry. You'll get used to it.
135 00:06:46,458 00:06:48,000 [jet engine buzzes] [jet engine buzzes]
136 00:06:51,125 00:06:52,417 Here. Quick, put this on. Here. Quick, put this on.
137 00:06:52,500 00:06:53,583 You might need it. You might need it.
138 00:07:02,375 00:07:03,959 [dolphins clicking] [dolphins clicking]
139 00:07:04,041 00:07:05,500 Well, this is pretty cool. Well, this is pretty cool.
140 00:07:05,875 00:07:07,000 [Cavendish] It's in the manual. [Cavendish] It's in the manual.
141 00:07:07,083 00:07:10,333 Page nine, paragraph 15, line five. Page nine, paragraph 15, line five.
142 00:07:10,834 00:07:14,208 A recruit may not use a company vehicle for personal use. A recruit may not use a company vehicle for personal use.
143 00:07:14,291 00:07:16,250 There are rules, man. There are rules, man.
144 00:07:16,333 00:07:18,667 I know. I just don't always choose to follow them. I know. I just don't always choose to follow them.
145 00:07:18,750 00:07:21,542 When we get back to our own time, When we get back to our own time,
146 00:07:21,625 00:07:23,667 I will be reporting you to the proper authorities. I will be reporting you to the proper authorities.
147 00:07:24,000 00:07:25,667 Not everything's in the manual. Not everything's in the manual.
148 00:07:25,750 00:07:28,333 Sometimes you gotta improvise when the unexpected happens. Sometimes you gotta improvise when the unexpected happens.
149 00:07:28,625 00:07:29,625 Like that. Like that.
150 00:07:32,000 00:07:33,709 Oh, no! Those kids need help! Oh, no! Those kids need help!
151 00:07:33,792 00:07:34,792 Come on. Let's role. Come on. Let's role.
152 00:07:37,500 00:07:38,834 What are you doing? What are you doing?
153 00:07:39,125 00:07:41,125 Yeah, that looked a lot cooler in my head. Yeah, that looked a lot cooler in my head.
154 00:07:42,959 00:07:44,750 [jet engine buzzes by] [jet engine buzzes by]
155 00:07:51,750 00:07:53,041 Oh, no. We're going to lose them. Oh, no. We're going to lose them.
156 00:07:53,125 00:07:54,458 Not if I can help it. Not if I can help it.
157 00:08:06,542 00:08:08,083 [Cavendish] Now they're going too fast. [Cavendish] Now they're going too fast.
158 00:08:08,166 00:08:09,166 What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
159 00:08:13,750 00:08:15,542 And now they're airborne. And now they're airborne.
160 00:08:16,250 00:08:18,375 Wait. We'll use the time delineation gear. Wait. We'll use the time delineation gear.
161 00:08:18,458 00:08:20,583 -The what now? -It's the time delineation gear. -The what now? -It's the time delineation gear.
162 00:08:20,667 00:08:23,458 It allows you to move three times faster than local time. It allows you to move three times faster than local time.
163 00:08:23,709 00:08:24,917 That is in the manual. That is in the manual.
164 00:08:25,834 00:08:27,834 [slow violin music playing] [slow violin music playing]
165 00:08:41,583 00:08:42,583 Hang on. Hang on.
166 00:08:49,166 00:08:50,166 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
167 00:08:50,583 00:08:52,542 We're actually driving on water. We're actually driving on water.
168 00:08:52,625 00:08:54,667 Yeah, I bet that wasn't in your manual. Yeah, I bet that wasn't in your manual.
169 00:08:59,500 00:09:00,750 -Hey, you got 'em? -Got 'em. -Hey, you got 'em? -Got 'em.
170 00:09:09,583 00:09:10,583 [brakes screech] [brakes screech]
171 00:09:12,417 00:09:13,625 Boss, take it outta gear! Boss, take it outta gear!
172 00:09:13,709 00:09:14,959 Take it outta gear! Take it outta gear!
173 00:09:15,041 00:09:16,041 [both screaming] [both screaming]
174 00:09:18,208 00:09:19,667 That was amazing. That was amazing.
175 00:09:20,750 00:09:23,542 [children laughing] [children laughing]
176 00:09:23,959 00:09:25,667 So, Murphy's Law. So, Murphy's Law.
177 00:09:25,917 00:09:28,208 Things happen and you just have to roll with it? Things happen and you just have to roll with it?
178 00:09:28,291 00:09:30,500 Well, yeah, that's pretty much it. Well, yeah, that's pretty much it.
179 00:09:30,834 00:09:32,667 Cool. I'm in. Cool. I'm in.
180 00:09:32,959 00:09:34,208 -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah.
181 00:09:34,291 00:09:35,583 I mean, it was scary at first, I mean, it was scary at first,
182 00:09:35,667 00:09:37,208 but you made it look so easy. but you made it look so easy.
183 00:09:37,500 00:09:38,542 -You mean it? -Yeah. -You mean it? -Yeah.
184 00:09:38,625 00:09:39,959 You're really nice, Milo. You're really nice, Milo.
185 00:09:40,041 00:09:42,917 So, does this mean we can be friends? So, does this mean we can be friends?
186 00:09:43,000 00:09:44,166 After that ride? After that ride?
187 00:09:44,250 00:09:45,959 We're gonna be best friends. We're gonna be best friends.
188 00:09:53,667 00:09:56,750 Oh, Milo Murphy. Oh, Milo Murphy.
189 00:09:57,375 00:09:59,625 Wow, you really do make a terrible first impression. Wow, you really do make a terrible first impression.
190 00:09:59,709 00:10:01,375 -He does. -I do. -He does. -I do.
191 00:10:01,458 00:10:03,667 [Doofenshmirtz] Oh, so that's how you met Cavendish. [Doofenshmirtz] Oh, so that's how you met Cavendish.
192 00:10:03,750 00:10:05,792 Yeah, that was a cool story, bro. Yeah, that was a cool story, bro.
193 00:10:05,875 00:10:07,333 Uh, I'm not done. Uh, I'm not done.
194 00:10:07,417 00:10:08,917 What, you're not? What, you're not?
195 00:10:09,000 00:10:11,083 'Cause you just saved a bunch of kids, I just assumed it was... 'Cause you just saved a bunch of kids, I just assumed it was...
196 00:10:11,166 00:10:13,041 Okay, okay, I'm sitting back down. Okay, okay, I'm sitting back down.
197 00:10:13,125 00:10:15,291 So, let me tell you what happened the next day. So, let me tell you what happened the next day.
198 00:10:15,375 00:10:16,667 [Mr. Block] Come in already. [Mr. Block] Come in already.
199 00:10:18,792 00:10:20,792 Okay, let's see what we got here. Okay, let's see what we got here.
200 00:10:20,875 00:10:23,875 Recruit No. 68427, Cavendish. Recruit No. 68427, Cavendish.
201 00:10:23,959 00:10:25,333 This is your new partner, This is your new partner,
202 00:10:25,417 00:10:26,709 Vinnie Dakota. Vinnie Dakota.
203 00:10:26,792 00:10:28,667 -Hoo boy. -It's you. -Hoo boy. -It's you.
204 00:10:28,750 00:10:30,875 Wait a minute, do you two know each other? Wait a minute, do you two know each other?
205 00:10:30,959 00:10:31,959 Here it comes. Here it comes.
206 00:10:32,041 00:10:34,500 I'll tell you exactly what I know about this man. I'll tell you exactly what I know about this man.
207 00:10:34,875 00:10:35,959 When someone is in trouble, When someone is in trouble,
208 00:10:36,458 00:10:38,542 he's a good man to have around. he's a good man to have around.
209 00:10:38,792 00:10:40,417 Balthazar Cavendish, Balthazar Cavendish,
210 00:10:40,500 00:10:42,208 pleased to make your acquaintance, sir. pleased to make your acquaintance, sir.
211 00:10:42,959 00:10:44,500 Pleased as well. Pleased as well.
212 00:10:44,583 00:10:46,083 -And thanks. -Don't mention it. -And thanks. -Don't mention it.
213 00:10:46,166 00:10:47,166 I won't I won't
214 00:10:47,250 00:10:48,792 Although I might. Later. Although I might. Later.
215 00:10:48,875 00:10:49,709 I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will.
216 00:10:52,166 00:10:54,375 Whatever. Get out of my office. Whatever. Get out of my office.
217 00:10:54,458 00:10:56,834 And that's how Cavendish and I became partners. And that's how Cavendish and I became partners.
218 00:10:56,917 00:10:58,625 Wow, my story was totally better. Wow, my story was totally better.
219 00:10:58,709 00:11:00,959 -It's not a contest. -No, no, I mean... -It's not a contest. -No, no, I mean...
220 00:11:01,041 00:11:02,625 But if it was, you know...[chuckles] But if it was, you know...[chuckles]
221 00:11:02,709 00:11:03,709 Winner! Winner!
222 00:11:03,792 00:11:06,166 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
223 00:11:07,583 00:11:10,917 This is Chad reporting for the Jefferson G. County School Channel. This is Chad reporting for the Jefferson G. County School Channel.
224 00:11:11,000 00:11:13,125 It's only eight hours till tonight's Speech and Debate It's only eight hours till tonight's Speech and Debate
225 00:11:13,208 00:11:14,375 League of Death and Destruction League of Death and Destruction
226 00:11:14,458 00:11:15,834 Crosstown Explosion Event. Crosstown Explosion Event.
227 00:11:15,917 00:11:17,834 So preparations are underway. So preparations are underway.
228 00:11:19,875 00:11:21,709 [Zack] Milo, isn't this speech and debate? [Zack] Milo, isn't this speech and debate?
229 00:11:21,792 00:11:23,542 Why is there a wrestling ring here? Why is there a wrestling ring here?
230 00:11:23,625 00:11:26,500 After all the excitement of Athledecamathlon and Cake 'Splosion, After all the excitement of Athledecamathlon and Cake 'Splosion,
231 00:11:26,583 00:11:27,875 most scholastic competitions most scholastic competitions
232 00:11:27,959 00:11:29,375 have added an athletic element. have added an athletic element.
233 00:11:29,458 00:11:31,375 There's Melissa and her team practicing. There's Melissa and her team practicing.
234 00:11:31,458 00:11:32,959 Pro, con. Pro, con.
235 00:11:33,041 00:11:35,834 Practice topic is, "Running water on your toothbrush Practice topic is, "Running water on your toothbrush
236 00:11:35,917 00:11:37,333 "before you brush them." Go! "before you brush them." Go!
237 00:11:37,417 00:11:39,208 Pro, getting your toothbrush wet first Pro, getting your toothbrush wet first
238 00:11:39,291 00:11:40,417 makes the toothpaste stick. makes the toothpaste stick.
239 00:11:40,500 00:11:41,333 Con. Con.
240 00:11:41,417 00:11:43,959 The water softens the bristles so they don't clean as well. The water softens the bristles so they don't clean as well.
241 00:11:44,041 00:11:47,375 Wow. I had no idea speech and debate was like this. Wow. I had no idea speech and debate was like this.
242 00:11:47,458 00:11:50,000 It really got my heart rate up to aerobic levels. It really got my heart rate up to aerobic levels.
243 00:11:50,083 00:11:51,208 And I was just watching. And I was just watching.
244 00:11:51,291 00:11:52,750 That's the idea, actually. That's the idea, actually.
245 00:11:52,834 00:11:54,166 We've been training for months. We've been training for months.
246 00:11:54,250 00:11:55,333 Yes, months. Yes, months.
247 00:11:55,417 00:11:57,417 And Milo's mere presence, here at this practice, And Milo's mere presence, here at this practice,
248 00:11:57,500 00:11:58,750 could blow the whole thing. could blow the whole thing.
249 00:11:58,834 00:12:00,250 -Aw, come on, Bradley. -[cloth tearing] -Aw, come on, Bradley. -[cloth tearing]
250 00:12:00,333 00:12:01,709 -[both scream] -[crashes] -[both scream] -[crashes]
251 00:12:03,083 00:12:04,709 See? See?
252 00:12:04,792 00:12:06,458 Milo, Zack, please. Milo, Zack, please.
253 00:12:06,542 00:12:07,875 I need you two to fill in on the team. I need you two to fill in on the team.
254 00:12:08,125 00:12:09,750 Gee, I don't know, Melissa. Gee, I don't know, Melissa.
255 00:12:09,834 00:12:11,709 Arguing just doesn't come naturally to me. Arguing just doesn't come naturally to me.
256 00:12:11,792 00:12:13,000 Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does.
257 00:12:13,083 00:12:14,083 No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
258 00:12:14,166 00:12:16,375 -Yeah, it does. -No, it... -Yeah, it does. -No, it...
259 00:12:16,458 00:12:18,291 Oh...[chuckles] Hey. Oh...[chuckles] Hey.
260 00:12:18,375 00:12:19,375 I'll take that as a "yes." I'll take that as a "yes."
261 00:12:19,458 00:12:20,458 [springs creaking] [springs creaking]
262 00:12:21,208 00:12:22,250 If you don't mind, If you don't mind,
263 00:12:22,333 00:12:24,709 please get Milo as far away as possible. please get Milo as far away as possible.
264 00:12:24,792 00:12:25,917 Like, Alaska. Like, Alaska.
265 00:12:28,542 00:12:29,917 -[blows whistles] -All right, boys, -[blows whistles] -All right, boys,
266 00:12:30,000 00:12:32,959 in each debate, one of us gets the pro side and one gets the con, in each debate, one of us gets the pro side and one gets the con,
267 00:12:33,041 00:12:35,667 but you'll need to do it using your body, not just your mouth. but you'll need to do it using your body, not just your mouth.
268 00:12:35,750 00:12:38,917 Points are distributed for verbal acuity as well as physical technique. Points are distributed for verbal acuity as well as physical technique.
269 00:12:39,000 00:12:40,000 Let's get to work. Let's get to work.
270 00:12:41,000 00:12:42,875 An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
271 00:12:43,333 00:12:44,834 Oranges have more vitamin C. Oranges have more vitamin C.
272 00:12:45,333 00:12:46,959 Cats are more self-sufficient. Cats are more self-sufficient.
273 00:12:47,041 00:12:48,542 But dogs can fetch your slippers. But dogs can fetch your slippers.
274 00:12:49,166 00:12:51,041 Sports montages are overused. Sports montages are overused.
275 00:12:51,125 00:12:53,458 But they're an economical way to further the story... [grunts] But they're an economical way to further the story... [grunts]
276 00:12:53,542 00:12:54,750 -Yes -No. -Yes -No.
277 00:12:54,834 00:12:55,834 -Yes. -No. -Yes. -No.
278 00:12:55,917 00:12:58,375 Golf's not a sport, it's a pastime. Golf's not a sport, it's a pastime.
279 00:12:58,792 00:12:59,834 I agree. I agree.
280 00:13:01,959 00:13:04,333 [Zack] Country music is better than western music. [Zack] Country music is better than western music.
281 00:13:04,417 00:13:06,291 I did not know there was a difference. I did not know there was a difference.
282 00:13:07,834 00:13:08,834 You guys ready? You guys ready?
283 00:13:08,917 00:13:10,709 Seems like we've been training for days, Seems like we've been training for days,
284 00:13:10,792 00:13:12,000 but it's only been 32 minutes. but it's only been 32 minutes.
285 00:13:12,083 00:13:14,583 I'm still not sure I got enough practice debates in. I'm still not sure I got enough practice debates in.
286 00:13:14,667 00:13:15,917 You got this, Milo. You got this, Milo.
287 00:13:16,000 00:13:18,542 We got this. Now, let's get into character. We got this. Now, let's get into character.
288 00:13:18,625 00:13:19,917 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
289 00:13:20,417 00:13:21,959 Hello, all 17 of you Hello, all 17 of you
290 00:13:22,041 00:13:23,834 tuning into Jefferson G. County School TV, tuning into Jefferson G. County School TV,
291 00:13:23,917 00:13:27,000 and welcome to today's speech and debate event. and welcome to today's speech and debate event.
292 00:13:27,083 00:13:29,125 Joining me is my fellow judge Mr. Drako. Joining me is my fellow judge Mr. Drako.
293 00:13:29,208 00:13:31,458 Good evening, debate-wrestling fans. Good evening, debate-wrestling fans.
294 00:13:31,542 00:13:33,125 And our guest host for this evening, And our guest host for this evening,
295 00:13:33,208 00:13:34,792 Coach Nolan Mitchell. Coach Nolan Mitchell.
296 00:13:34,875 00:13:38,000 It's Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan, thank you very much. It's Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan, thank you very much.
297 00:13:38,083 00:13:40,792 Oh...[chuckles] the air in here is electric. Oh...[chuckles] the air in here is electric.
298 00:13:40,875 00:13:44,000 Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan is super excited Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan is super excited
299 00:13:44,083 00:13:45,375 about tonight's event. about tonight's event.
300 00:13:45,458 00:13:46,917 Okay, coach. Okay, coach.
301 00:13:47,000 00:13:49,250 For you viewers out there, I guess it's not hard to tell For you viewers out there, I guess it's not hard to tell
302 00:13:49,333 00:13:51,959 whose idea this incredibly expensive event was. whose idea this incredibly expensive event was.
303 00:13:52,041 00:13:53,959 Thank goodness we started to sell ads on this channel. Thank goodness we started to sell ads on this channel.
304 00:13:54,500 00:13:56,458 [announcer reading] [announcer reading]
305 00:13:56,542 00:13:58,583 Extreme! You'll never sleep again! Extreme! You'll never sleep again!
306 00:13:58,667 00:14:01,291 I'm sure there are better ways to spend this money. I'm sure there are better ways to spend this money.
307 00:14:01,375 00:14:02,875 If the vampire here got to blow up If the vampire here got to blow up
308 00:14:02,959 00:14:04,250 the sports field for his event, the sports field for his event,
309 00:14:04,333 00:14:06,792 Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan can have this. Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan can have this.
310 00:14:06,834 00:14:08,500 Geez, Nolan, bring it down a bit. Geez, Nolan, bring it down a bit.
311 00:14:08,583 00:14:10,959 -All right. -And refereeing tonight's event -All right. -And refereeing tonight's event
312 00:14:11,041 00:14:13,625 -is our own shop teacher Mr. Menke. -[crowd cheering] -is our own shop teacher Mr. Menke. -[crowd cheering]
313 00:14:13,709 00:14:17,000 First up from Jefferson G., they're smart and crazy. First up from Jefferson G., they're smart and crazy.
314 00:14:17,083 00:14:18,959 Put your hands together for Put your hands together for
315 00:14:19,041 00:14:22,083 Intellectual Insanity Plea. Intellectual Insanity Plea.
316 00:14:24,208 00:14:25,625 [coach Mitchell] Please welcome [coach Mitchell] Please welcome
317 00:14:25,709 00:14:27,959 -the Melissanator! -[crowd cheering] -the Melissanator! -[crowd cheering]
318 00:14:29,834 00:14:31,542 [Mr. Drako] Beware the Zack Attack, ha-ha-ha. [Mr. Drako] Beware the Zack Attack, ha-ha-ha.
319 00:14:31,625 00:14:33,208 [crowd cheers] [crowd cheers]
320 00:14:37,083 00:14:38,500 [Murawski] And finally, [Murawski] And finally,
321 00:14:38,583 00:14:39,917 hmm, Milo Murphy. hmm, Milo Murphy.
322 00:14:40,000 00:14:42,834 -Uh-oh. -Yeah, are we at a safe enough distance? -Uh-oh. -Yeah, are we at a safe enough distance?
323 00:14:42,917 00:14:45,000 Murphy! He's planning on bringing Murphy! He's planning on bringing
324 00:14:45,083 00:14:47,834 the awe and destruction of Murphy's Law. the awe and destruction of Murphy's Law.
325 00:14:47,917 00:14:49,500 If I was the other team, If I was the other team,
326 00:14:49,583 00:14:51,291 I'd expect pain. I'd expect pain.
327 00:14:51,875 00:14:54,917 Hmm, that goes for anyone in this building, actually. Hmm, that goes for anyone in this building, actually.
328 00:14:55,333 00:14:58,041 I, uh... Maybe this was a bad idea. I, uh... Maybe this was a bad idea.
329 00:14:58,125 00:14:59,917 [starting bell tolls] [starting bell tolls]
330 00:15:00,000 00:15:01,834 Did it just get cold in here? Did it just get cold in here?
331 00:15:01,917 00:15:03,208 [Murawski] And now, prepare yourself [Murawski] And now, prepare yourself
332 00:15:03,291 00:15:07,583 for the nightmare-fueled world of Los Debators Gigantes. for the nightmare-fueled world of Los Debators Gigantes.
333 00:15:07,667 00:15:11,667 [Mr. Drako] Bow down to Infinitive Splitter. [Mr. Drako] Bow down to Infinitive Splitter.
334 00:15:11,750 00:15:13,083 Whoa. Whoa.
335 00:15:13,166 00:15:14,792 Don't let them intimidate you, Don't let them intimidate you,
336 00:15:14,875 00:15:16,917 They're trying to get into your heads. They're trying to get into your heads.
337 00:15:17,000 00:15:18,417 -[howls] -[crowd cheering] -[howls] -[crowd cheering]
338 00:15:18,500 00:15:20,125 [man shouting] Oh my goodness, what? [man shouting] Oh my goodness, what?
339 00:15:20,208 00:15:21,291 Too late, they're in. Too late, they're in.
340 00:15:21,375 00:15:22,792 They're in. They're in.
341 00:15:22,875 00:15:25,250 [Murawski] Back from the grave, to carry you off to yours, [Murawski] Back from the grave, to carry you off to yours,
342 00:15:25,333 00:15:27,000 The Retorter. The Retorter.
343 00:15:27,083 00:15:28,083 [cheering] [cheering]
344 00:15:29,500 00:15:32,667 [Mr. Drako] And finally, there is no mercy from [Mr. Drako] And finally, there is no mercy from
345 00:15:32,750 00:15:35,542 La Locutora. La Locutora.
346 00:15:37,166 00:15:38,709 Hi, nice to see you guys again Hi, nice to see you guys again
347 00:15:38,792 00:15:39,917 I really love your outfit. I really love your outfit.
348 00:15:40,000 00:15:41,375 You're going down, Murphy. You're going down, Murphy.
349 00:15:41,458 00:15:43,250 I'm not really sure how this all works. I'm not really sure how this all works.
350 00:15:43,834 00:15:45,333 Stop being so nice. Stop being so nice.
351 00:15:45,417 00:15:46,583 -[opening bell rings] -[crowd cheering] -[opening bell rings] -[crowd cheering]
352 00:15:46,667 00:15:47,959 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
353 00:15:48,417 00:15:50,333 [Mr. Drako] First debate, "Front lawns, [Mr. Drako] First debate, "Front lawns,
354 00:15:50,417 00:15:51,959 "Right or reckless?" "Right or reckless?"
355 00:15:52,041 00:15:55,458 Infinitive Splitter, you have the pro argument. Infinitive Splitter, you have the pro argument.
356 00:15:55,542 00:15:56,542 [clangs] [clangs]
357 00:15:58,000 00:16:01,667 A well-manicured lawn can increase kerb appeal and property values, A well-manicured lawn can increase kerb appeal and property values,
358 00:16:01,750 00:16:04,166 which contribute to a healthy local economy. which contribute to a healthy local economy.
359 00:16:04,250 00:16:05,250 -Oh! -[cheering] -Oh! -[cheering]
360 00:16:05,333 00:16:07,792 He opens with a verbal clothesline. He opens with a verbal clothesline.
361 00:16:07,875 00:16:10,125 A lawn converted into a front vegetable garden A lawn converted into a front vegetable garden
362 00:16:10,208 00:16:11,750 could provide food for your family and friends could provide food for your family and friends
363 00:16:11,834 00:16:13,417 and there is no greater value than that. and there is no greater value than that.
364 00:16:13,500 00:16:15,041 -Boom! -[cheering] -Boom! -[cheering]
365 00:16:15,125 00:16:16,709 Suplex to the brain! Suplex to the brain!
366 00:16:17,417 00:16:19,000 [Zack and Milo] Yeah! [Zack and Milo] Yeah!
367 00:16:20,709 00:16:22,417 Okay, debate number two, Okay, debate number two,
368 00:16:22,500 00:16:25,125 "Boy bands, blessing or blight?" "Boy bands, blessing or blight?"
369 00:16:25,208 00:16:26,333 -Seriously? -[funky music playing] -Seriously? -[funky music playing]
370 00:16:26,875 00:16:28,041 Oh no. Oh no.
371 00:16:29,834 00:16:32,208 Coach Grab-Big-Bowl-o-Nolan knows that music. Coach Grab-Big-Bowl-o-Nolan knows that music.
372 00:16:32,291 00:16:34,834 -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ -It's Murray the Middleman, -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ -It's Murray the Middleman,
373 00:16:34,917 00:16:36,709 -the Middletown School mascot. -[crowd booing] -the Middletown School mascot. -[crowd booing]
374 00:16:36,792 00:16:38,875 -He buys product from wholesalers -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ -He buys product from wholesalers -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪
375 00:16:38,959 00:16:41,875 and then sells them to retailers at a hefty price. and then sells them to retailers at a hefty price.
376 00:16:41,959 00:16:43,417 -What's he doing here? -Who knows? -What's he doing here? -Who knows?
377 00:16:43,500 00:16:45,667 Back to round two, "Boy bands." Back to round two, "Boy bands."
378 00:16:45,750 00:16:48,458 The Retorter will kick us off. The Retorter will kick us off.
379 00:16:48,542 00:16:50,291 Boy bands are a joke, Boy bands are a joke,
380 00:16:50,375 00:16:52,166 the kids have no real talent. the kids have no real talent.
381 00:16:52,250 00:16:55,000 The Retorter is raising them over his mental hand. The Retorter is raising them over his mental hand.
382 00:16:55,083 00:16:57,291 The songs are paper-thin, radio-bait The songs are paper-thin, radio-bait
383 00:16:57,375 00:16:58,583 and like losers... and like losers...
384 00:16:58,667 00:17:00,125 Could it be? Could it be?
385 00:17:00,208 00:17:02,208 They always peak early. They always peak early.
386 00:17:02,291 00:17:03,667 -Yes! -[crowd cheering] -Yes! -[crowd cheering]
387 00:17:03,750 00:17:07,208 The zombie lands the power slam! Ouch. The zombie lands the power slam! Ouch.
388 00:17:07,291 00:17:09,250 Well, the joke's on you, Retorter, Well, the joke's on you, Retorter,
389 00:17:09,333 00:17:12,000 boy bands are a great proving ground for young talent, boy bands are a great proving ground for young talent,
390 00:17:12,083 00:17:15,583 plus their images have improved teen magazine sales by 23%, plus their images have improved teen magazine sales by 23%,
391 00:17:15,667 00:17:17,959 thus stimulating the national economy. thus stimulating the national economy.
392 00:17:18,041 00:17:21,208 And Zack Attack has landed a stunner on that zombie, And Zack Attack has landed a stunner on that zombie,
393 00:17:21,291 00:17:23,291 and this crowd is eating it up. and this crowd is eating it up.
394 00:17:23,375 00:17:26,208 Wait! What is Murray the Middleman up to? Wait! What is Murray the Middleman up to?
395 00:17:26,291 00:17:27,542 Murray's distracting the ref Murray's distracting the ref
396 00:17:27,625 00:17:29,917 with a sale of referee jerseys. with a sale of referee jerseys.
397 00:17:30,667 00:17:32,208 [crowd groans] [crowd groans]
398 00:17:33,792 00:17:35,125 -[whistle blows] -Out of bounds. -[whistle blows] -Out of bounds.
399 00:17:36,125 00:17:37,041 [Mr. Drako] Five points. [Mr. Drako] Five points.
400 00:17:37,125 00:17:38,250 What! What!
401 00:17:38,333 00:17:41,417 Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan doesn't like this one bit. Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan doesn't like this one bit.
402 00:17:41,500 00:17:44,125 How could Murray the Middleman get away with it? How could Murray the Middleman get away with it?
403 00:17:45,583 00:17:47,417 Where did that come from? Is it... Where did that come from? Is it...
404 00:17:47,500 00:17:48,667 Yes! Yes!
405 00:17:48,750 00:17:52,208 The Janitor is in the house! The Janitor is in the house!
406 00:17:52,291 00:17:53,291 -Ha! -[crowd cheering] -Ha! -[crowd cheering]
407 00:17:53,375 00:17:55,709 How are those profits looking now, Middleman? How are those profits looking now, Middleman?
408 00:17:55,792 00:17:57,125 Drako, trade seats with me. Drako, trade seats with me.
409 00:17:57,375 00:17:59,000 Sorry about that, guys. Sorry about that, guys.
410 00:17:59,083 00:18:01,250 It's all right, Zack, we have several rounds to go. It's all right, Zack, we have several rounds to go.
411 00:18:01,709 00:18:03,709 [energetic music playing] [energetic music playing]
412 00:18:06,542 00:18:08,917 [man] ♪ You've done your best To prepare for this ♪ [man] ♪ You've done your best To prepare for this ♪
413 00:18:09,792 00:18:12,000 ♪ You were training Like a man possessed ♪ ♪ You were training Like a man possessed ♪
414 00:18:12,667 00:18:14,291 ♪ You've been worn down, Dragged down ♪ ♪ You've been worn down, Dragged down ♪
415 00:18:14,375 00:18:16,500 ♪ Poked, prodded, Pushed and pressed. ♪ ♪ Poked, prodded, Pushed and pressed. ♪
416 00:18:18,166 00:18:21,166 ♪ The training regimen Is quite confusing ♪ ♪ The training regimen Is quite confusing ♪
417 00:18:21,250 00:18:24,166 ♪ It sets your brain And body back to using ♪ ♪ It sets your brain And body back to using ♪
418 00:18:24,250 00:18:25,166 ♪ You put your battle-strength ♪ ♪ You put your battle-strength ♪
419 00:18:25,250 00:18:28,208 ♪ And arguments And reasoning to the test ♪ ♪ And arguments And reasoning to the test ♪
420 00:18:30,291 00:18:32,417 ♪ It's a proven test Of dying will ♪ ♪ It's a proven test Of dying will ♪
421 00:18:32,500 00:18:38,125 ♪ It's just a bunch Of unrelated skills you're utilizing ♪ ♪ It's just a bunch Of unrelated skills you're utilizing ♪
422 00:18:39,375 00:18:42,041 ♪ The future debating Is death and destruction ♪ ♪ The future debating Is death and destruction ♪
423 00:18:42,125 00:18:45,125 ♪ Across town to start a debate ♪ ♪ Across town to start a debate ♪
424 00:18:45,625 00:18:47,208 ♪ Defend your argument ♪ ♪ Defend your argument ♪
425 00:18:48,375 00:18:50,125 ♪ Defend your argument ♪ ♪ Defend your argument ♪
426 00:18:51,208 00:18:54,208 ♪ Defend your argument! ♪ ♪ Defend your argument! ♪
427 00:18:54,834 00:18:56,917 ♪ So if you wanna Take home the prize ♪ ♪ So if you wanna Take home the prize ♪
428 00:18:57,000 00:18:58,709 ♪ Defend your argument ♪ ♪ Defend your argument ♪
429 00:18:58,792 00:18:59,875 [clangs] [clangs]
430 00:19:00,667 00:19:01,917 [Melissa] It's the last round. [Melissa] It's the last round.
431 00:19:02,625 00:19:04,333 Now it's up to you, Milo. Now it's up to you, Milo.
432 00:19:04,417 00:19:05,750 Our final topic today, Our final topic today,
433 00:19:05,834 00:19:09,250 "Winning awards or participation trophies?" "Winning awards or participation trophies?"
434 00:19:09,333 00:19:11,458 Los Debators Gigantes won the coin toss, Los Debators Gigantes won the coin toss,
435 00:19:11,542 00:19:13,166 and has selected "winning." and has selected "winning."
436 00:19:13,250 00:19:14,750 [The Retorter] We're all about winning! [The Retorter] We're all about winning!
437 00:19:14,834 00:19:16,917 You are definitely going down, Jefferson. You are definitely going down, Jefferson.
438 00:19:17,000 00:19:18,208 [gulps] [gulps]
439 00:19:18,291 00:19:21,125 And this last showdown for the win And this last showdown for the win
440 00:19:21,208 00:19:25,250 will be a cage match! will be a cage match!
441 00:19:25,333 00:19:26,500 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
442 00:19:26,583 00:19:28,625 Ooh, this is so cool. Ooh, this is so cool.
443 00:19:28,709 00:19:29,709 Ugh. Ugh.
444 00:19:29,792 00:19:31,166 Wait, Milo. Wait, Milo.
445 00:19:31,250 00:19:32,625 The fact that you even agreed to do this The fact that you even agreed to do this
446 00:19:32,709 00:19:35,333 and all the crazy events we've been through together tonight, and all the crazy events we've been through together tonight,
447 00:19:35,417 00:19:37,291 has made me see that the win isn't what's important. has made me see that the win isn't what's important.
448 00:19:37,375 00:19:39,458 This. This is important. This. This is important.
449 00:19:39,542 00:19:42,250 Being in a cage match with those crazy Middletown kids? Being in a cage match with those crazy Middletown kids?
450 00:19:42,709 00:19:44,125 No, spending time with my friends. No, spending time with my friends.
451 00:19:44,208 00:19:45,250 Ow, thanks. Ow, thanks.
452 00:19:45,333 00:19:46,458 Thank's, Melissa. Thank's, Melissa.
453 00:19:46,542 00:19:48,208 [cage mechanism cranking] [cage mechanism cranking]
454 00:19:48,291 00:19:51,291 [Mr. Drako] Los Debators Gigantes, you're up first. [Mr. Drako] Los Debators Gigantes, you're up first.
455 00:19:51,375 00:19:52,375 Begin. Begin.
456 00:19:52,458 00:19:54,041 Winning is everything. Winning is everything.
457 00:19:54,125 00:19:56,750 Without a winner, how can there be goals for students to strive for? Without a winner, how can there be goals for students to strive for?
458 00:19:56,834 00:19:59,333 Participation trophies only encourage mediocrity. Participation trophies only encourage mediocrity.
459 00:20:00,166 00:20:01,542 Vicious intellectual piledriver. Vicious intellectual piledriver.
460 00:20:01,625 00:20:03,291 She mentally climbed that cage She mentally climbed that cage
461 00:20:03,375 00:20:07,000 and brought down her full fury on Murphy's brain. and brought down her full fury on Murphy's brain.
462 00:20:07,083 00:20:08,458 Can he recover? Can he recover?
463 00:20:08,542 00:20:10,291 Oh, for crying out loud. Oh, for crying out loud.
464 00:20:10,375 00:20:13,166 And now Milo will make his final argument. And now Milo will make his final argument.
465 00:20:13,250 00:20:14,875 I would like to start off I would like to start off
466 00:20:14,959 00:20:16,709 by saying what a good job you and your team have done tonight. by saying what a good job you and your team have done tonight.
467 00:20:16,792 00:20:18,583 -What? -Murphy is staggering -What? -Murphy is staggering
468 00:20:18,667 00:20:21,542 to his mental feet, but clearly he's still stunned. to his mental feet, but clearly he's still stunned.
469 00:20:21,667 00:20:24,083 Participating with your friends is what's important, Participating with your friends is what's important,
470 00:20:24,166 00:20:25,166 not winning. not winning.
471 00:20:25,250 00:20:27,417 I'm just glad I had the opportunity to try. I'm just glad I had the opportunity to try.
472 00:20:27,500 00:20:28,583 -Oh, my word! -[crowd gasps] -Oh, my word! -[crowd gasps]
473 00:20:28,667 00:20:30,583 Murray the Middleman was hiding under the ring! Murray the Middleman was hiding under the ring!
474 00:20:30,667 00:20:32,458 He's in the cage and attacking the ref! He's in the cage and attacking the ref!
475 00:20:32,542 00:20:33,875 What can anyone do? What can anyone do?
476 00:20:33,959 00:20:35,500 Every time you have to label someone a winner, Every time you have to label someone a winner,
477 00:20:35,583 00:20:36,875 you're labeling the rest losers, you're labeling the rest losers,
478 00:20:36,959 00:20:38,375 and no one here today is a loser. and no one here today is a loser.
479 00:20:38,458 00:20:39,917 Except you guys, Murphy. Except you guys, Murphy.
480 00:20:40,000 00:20:41,000 [Coach Mitchell] It's The Janitor, [Coach Mitchell] It's The Janitor,
481 00:20:41,083 00:20:42,250 and he's got the key to the cage! and he's got the key to the cage!
482 00:20:42,333 00:20:43,959 Oh, thank goodness! Oh, thank goodness!
483 00:20:44,041 00:20:46,166 Just by participating, I've already won. Just by participating, I've already won.
484 00:20:46,250 00:20:47,291 If I had my way, If I had my way,
485 00:20:47,375 00:20:48,458 everyone here in this gym tonight everyone here in this gym tonight
486 00:20:48,542 00:20:49,959 would get a participation award. would get a participation award.
487 00:20:50,041 00:20:51,917 [Coach Mitchell] Oh, Middleman! [Coach Mitchell] Oh, Middleman!
488 00:20:52,458 00:20:53,542 [Milo] In fact, [Milo] In fact,
489 00:20:53,625 00:20:56,667 I'd be fine forfeiting so you can have the win. I'd be fine forfeiting so you can have the win.
490 00:20:56,750 00:20:57,917 You're gonna forfeit? You're gonna forfeit?
491 00:20:58,000 00:20:59,500 Oh no, you don't get to be the better man, Oh no, you don't get to be the better man,
492 00:20:59,583 00:21:01,125 I'm twice as good as you. I'm twice as good as you.
493 00:21:01,208 00:21:02,875 I'm forfeiting twice as hard. I'm forfeiting twice as hard.
494 00:21:04,083 00:21:05,458 [blows whistle] [blows whistle]
495 00:21:06,250 00:21:08,458 [Mr. Drako] Murphy's done it! Jefferson wins! [Mr. Drako] Murphy's done it! Jefferson wins!
496 00:21:08,542 00:21:10,417 Jefferson wins! Jefferson wins!
497 00:21:11,000 00:21:12,625 This slipped into utter nonsense, This slipped into utter nonsense,
498 00:21:12,709 00:21:14,250 I'm not even sure what I'm still doing here. I'm not even sure what I'm still doing here.
499 00:21:14,333 00:21:15,667 [grunting] [grunting]
500 00:21:17,000 00:21:19,500 Bill, Stan, this was a lot of fun tonight. Bill, Stan, this was a lot of fun tonight.
501 00:21:19,583 00:21:21,583 -Thanks for doing this. -Hey, no problem. -Thanks for doing this. -Hey, no problem.
502 00:21:22,083 00:21:23,417 The superintendent! The superintendent!
503 00:21:23,500 00:21:25,166 -Another wrestler? -No, -Another wrestler? -No,
504 00:21:25,250 00:21:27,000 that's the school's actual superintendent. that's the school's actual superintendent.
505 00:21:27,083 00:21:28,375 None of this was approved. None of this was approved.
506 00:21:28,458 00:21:29,542 We might be in a lot of trouble here. We might be in a lot of trouble here.
507 00:21:29,625 00:21:32,291 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
508 00:21:32,750 00:21:35,083 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
509 00:21:35,166 00:21:37,709 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
510 00:21:37,792 00:21:40,792 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
511 00:21:42,834 00:21:45,458 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
512 00:21:45,542 00:21:48,792 ♪ Whoa, I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ Whoa, I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
513 00:21:48,875 00:21:50,417 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
514 00:21:50,500 00:21:52,834 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
515 00:21:52,917 00:21:55,333 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪