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1 | 00:00:04,959 | 00:00:07,250 | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ |
2 | 00:00:07,333 | 00:00:10,000 | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ |
3 | 00:00:10,083 | 00:00:12,500 | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ |
4 | 00:00:12,583 | 00:00:14,875 | ♪ It's about as beautiful As it can be ♪ | ♪ It's about as beautiful As it can be ♪ |
5 | 00:00:14,959 | 00:00:17,583 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
6 | 00:00:17,667 | 00:00:20,125 | ♪ Today is gonna Be exceptional ♪ | ♪ Today is gonna Be exceptional ♪ |
7 | 00:00:20,375 | 00:00:22,542 | ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪ |
8 | 00:00:22,625 | 00:00:25,041 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
9 | 00:00:25,125 | 00:00:29,792 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
10 | 00:00:29,875 | 00:00:32,500 | ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring Even for a minute ♪ |
11 | 00:00:32,583 | 00:00:35,083 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
12 | 00:00:42,291 | 00:00:44,250 | [Zack] I got her. I got her. Take that! | [Zack] I got her. I got her. Take that! |
13 | 00:00:44,333 | 00:00:46,083 | [Melissa] I shall resist! | [Melissa] I shall resist! |
14 | 00:00:46,166 | 00:00:48,125 | Oh! So much for resisting! | Oh! So much for resisting! |
15 | 00:00:48,208 | 00:00:49,959 | [Milo] Wait, let me... Wait up! | [Milo] Wait, let me... Wait up! |
16 | 00:00:50,041 | 00:00:50,875 | No, no, no, no, no! No! No! | No, no, no, no, no! No! No! |
17 | 00:00:51,041 | 00:00:53,750 | [groans] No! | [groans] No! |
18 | 00:00:55,000 | 00:00:58,166 | [sighs in exasperation] One of these days I'll actually get to finish a game. | [sighs in exasperation] One of these days I'll actually get to finish a game. |
19 | 00:00:58,250 | 00:00:59,458 | Murphy's Law. | Murphy's Law. |
20 | 00:00:59,542 | 00:01:00,834 | Has it always been like this? | Has it always been like this? |
21 | 00:01:00,917 | 00:01:01,959 | Pretty much. | Pretty much. |
22 | 00:01:02,041 | 00:01:04,041 | I remember the day when we first met Milo. | I remember the day when we first met Milo. |
23 | 00:01:04,125 | 00:01:06,375 | It was about 13 years ago. | It was about 13 years ago. |
24 | 00:01:08,083 | 00:01:09,250 | -[glass shattering] -[loud crashing] | -[glass shattering] -[loud crashing] |
25 | 00:01:15,959 | 00:01:17,750 | Sara, is your father home yet? | Sara, is your father home yet? |
26 | 00:01:17,834 | 00:01:19,458 | -Nope. -Hmm. | -Nope. -Hmm. |
27 | 00:01:19,542 | 00:01:21,208 | Murphy's Law and no Martin. | Murphy's Law and no Martin. |
28 | 00:01:22,333 | 00:01:23,875 | I guess we're having a boy. | I guess we're having a boy. |
29 | 00:01:25,166 | 00:01:26,959 | Oops. Right now! | Oops. Right now! |
30 | 00:01:27,041 | 00:01:28,542 | -Sara! -Yeah, I'm on it. | -Sara! -Yeah, I'm on it. |
31 | 00:01:28,709 | 00:01:30,125 | Call an ambulance. | Call an ambulance. |
32 | 00:01:30,208 | 00:01:31,458 | Aw, Mom. | Aw, Mom. |
33 | 00:01:31,542 | 00:01:33,333 | Oh, hey. How did you and Melissa meet? | Oh, hey. How did you and Melissa meet? |
34 | 00:01:33,417 | 00:01:35,667 | -When we first met, it was... -Harrowing. | -When we first met, it was... -Harrowing. |
35 | 00:01:35,750 | 00:01:39,125 | I was gonna say first grade, but, yeah. | I was gonna say first grade, but, yeah. |
36 | 00:01:39,208 | 00:01:40,625 | It was the first day of school, | It was the first day of school, |
37 | 00:01:40,709 | 00:01:42,667 | and I don't mind saying, I was pretty excited. | and I don't mind saying, I was pretty excited. |
38 | 00:01:42,792 | 00:01:45,417 | I was thrilled at the prospect of meeting new friends. | I was thrilled at the prospect of meeting new friends. |
39 | 00:01:46,625 | 00:01:48,458 | I was also a little nervous, too. | I was also a little nervous, too. |
40 | 00:01:48,542 | 00:01:50,959 | I had never really been away from Mom and Dad before. | I had never really been away from Mom and Dad before. |
41 | 00:01:52,917 | 00:01:55,875 | But I knew it would be okay, because I had my backpack. | But I knew it would be okay, because I had my backpack. |
42 | 00:01:57,917 | 00:02:00,083 | [barking] | [barking] |
43 | 00:02:00,750 | 00:02:02,375 | Diogee, go home. | Diogee, go home. |
44 | 00:02:02,458 | 00:02:04,500 | You're not supposed to be in line for the bus. | You're not supposed to be in line for the bus. |
45 | 00:02:05,834 | 00:02:07,250 | [barks] | [barks] |
46 | 00:02:07,875 | 00:02:09,417 | [whines] | [whines] |
47 | 00:02:09,500 | 00:02:12,208 | Hi, I'm Melissa Chase, age six. | Hi, I'm Melissa Chase, age six. |
48 | 00:02:12,291 | 00:02:13,709 | I'm precocious. | I'm precocious. |
49 | 00:02:13,792 | 00:02:15,250 | Hi, I'm Milo Murphy. | Hi, I'm Milo Murphy. |
50 | 00:02:15,333 | 00:02:16,750 | I'm... hazardous. | I'm... hazardous. |
51 | 00:02:16,834 | 00:02:19,667 | We just met, so now we're gonna be best friends. | We just met, so now we're gonna be best friends. |
52 | 00:02:20,500 | 00:02:22,625 | We're not best friends just because we met. | We're not best friends just because we met. |
53 | 00:02:22,709 | 00:02:24,917 | I mean, we're not four. | I mean, we're not four. |
54 | 00:02:25,000 | 00:02:26,834 | Okay. How does it work? | Okay. How does it work? |
55 | 00:02:26,917 | 00:02:29,542 | Well, best friends share goals and ideals | Well, best friends share goals and ideals |
56 | 00:02:29,625 | 00:02:32,500 | which they cultivate by having shared experiences. | which they cultivate by having shared experiences. |
57 | 00:02:32,583 | 00:02:33,667 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
58 | 00:02:33,750 | 00:02:37,166 | By the way, I'm noticing you have a lot of owies. | By the way, I'm noticing you have a lot of owies. |
59 | 00:02:37,250 | 00:02:38,250 | Yes, I do. | Yes, I do. |
60 | 00:02:38,333 | 00:02:40,125 | And I earned every one of 'em. | And I earned every one of 'em. |
61 | 00:02:40,500 | 00:02:42,709 | And your backpack is really big. | And your backpack is really big. |
62 | 00:02:42,959 | 00:02:45,166 | I need my backpack because of Murphy's Law. | I need my backpack because of Murphy's Law. |
63 | 00:02:45,750 | 00:02:47,166 | I have no idea what that means. | I have no idea what that means. |
64 | 00:02:54,542 | 00:02:56,166 | Melissa, are you okay? | Melissa, are you okay? |
65 | 00:02:56,250 | 00:02:57,125 | Yeah, I'm good. | Yeah, I'm good. |
66 | 00:02:57,208 | 00:02:58,375 | What was that all about? | What was that all about? |
67 | 00:02:58,458 | 00:03:00,041 | Oh, that's just Murphy's Law. | Oh, that's just Murphy's Law. |
68 | 00:03:00,125 | 00:03:03,083 | Anything that can go wrong around me, will go wrong. | Anything that can go wrong around me, will go wrong. |
69 | 00:03:08,709 | 00:03:10,041 | Uh, Dad? | Uh, Dad? |
70 | 00:03:12,250 | 00:03:13,250 | Diogee. | Diogee. |
71 | 00:03:13,333 | 00:03:14,792 | We're gonna have to keep an eye on you. | We're gonna have to keep an eye on you. |
72 | 00:03:14,875 | 00:03:15,875 | [Diogee barks] | [Diogee barks] |
73 | 00:03:20,667 | 00:03:22,041 | Have a seat. | Have a seat. |
74 | 00:03:22,583 | 00:03:25,333 | Mm. Might be safer to be over here, then. | Mm. Might be safer to be over here, then. |
75 | 00:03:27,166 | 00:03:28,792 | Or maybe over here. | Or maybe over here. |
76 | 00:03:32,333 | 00:03:33,583 | Yeah, this is good. | Yeah, this is good. |
77 | 00:03:33,667 | 00:03:35,125 | Oh. Okay. | Oh. Okay. |
78 | 00:03:35,208 | 00:03:36,375 | I understand. | I understand. |
79 | 00:03:52,375 | 00:03:56,000 | [Doofenshmirtz] But it wasn't till I got outside the photo store | [Doofenshmirtz] But it wasn't till I got outside the photo store |
80 | 00:03:56,083 | 00:03:58,083 | that my life changed forever. | that my life changed forever. |
81 | 00:03:58,583 | 00:04:00,125 | I had a nemesis. | I had a nemesis. |
82 | 00:04:01,959 | 00:04:04,875 | That was how I first met Perry the Platypus. | That was how I first met Perry the Platypus. |
83 | 00:04:05,208 | 00:04:07,250 | So, how did you and that fussy old guy meet? | So, how did you and that fussy old guy meet? |
84 | 00:04:07,333 | 00:04:09,166 | It was a long time ago, | It was a long time ago, |
85 | 00:04:09,250 | 00:04:10,417 | in the future. | in the future. |
86 | 00:04:11,000 | 00:04:12,166 | [announcer] New time agent recruits. | [announcer] New time agent recruits. |
87 | 00:04:12,250 | 00:04:14,417 | Please select a vehicle for your driving test. | Please select a vehicle for your driving test. |
88 | 00:04:14,500 | 00:04:16,083 | If you survive today, | If you survive today, |
89 | 00:04:16,166 | 00:04:18,208 | you'll get your first assignment and partners tomorrow. | you'll get your first assignment and partners tomorrow. |
90 | 00:04:18,291 | 00:04:19,834 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
91 | 00:04:19,917 | 00:04:22,375 | "The time delineation gear is for quick trips in local space | "The time delineation gear is for quick trips in local space |
92 | 00:04:22,458 | 00:04:25,667 | "allowing you to move three times faster than local time." | "allowing you to move three times faster than local time." |
93 | 00:04:25,750 | 00:04:27,291 | Ooh! Super speed! | Ooh! Super speed! |
94 | 00:04:28,792 | 00:04:31,375 | All right, Cavendish. You are on your way to becoming | All right, Cavendish. You are on your way to becoming |
95 | 00:04:31,458 | 00:04:33,375 | a fully fledged time agent. | a fully fledged time agent. |
96 | 00:04:33,667 | 00:04:35,250 | This deserves a lolly! | This deserves a lolly! |
97 | 00:04:37,000 | 00:04:38,542 | Slide over, stretch. I need a ride. | Slide over, stretch. I need a ride. |
98 | 00:04:38,625 | 00:04:40,208 | Wait a moment! Who are you? | Wait a moment! Who are you? |
99 | 00:04:40,291 | 00:04:41,709 | Is this for me? Thanks! | Is this for me? Thanks! |
100 | 00:04:41,792 | 00:04:42,792 | That's mine! | That's mine! |
101 | 00:04:42,875 | 00:04:44,709 | Ugh! What flavor is this? | Ugh! What flavor is this? |
102 | 00:04:44,959 | 00:04:46,291 | Black currant. | Black currant. |
103 | 00:04:46,375 | 00:04:48,375 | I'm not even gonna ask what that is. | I'm not even gonna ask what that is. |
104 | 00:04:48,458 | 00:04:49,458 | -[car powers up] -Wait, wait, wait! | -[car powers up] -Wait, wait, wait! |
105 | 00:04:49,542 | 00:04:51,000 | What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Wait! Don't! | What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Wait! Don't! |
106 | 00:04:58,542 | 00:05:00,625 | What. Was. That? | What. Was. That? |
107 | 00:05:01,000 | 00:05:02,875 | Shortcut through the Mesozoic. | Shortcut through the Mesozoic. |
108 | 00:05:02,959 | 00:05:05,250 | Come on, let's get some burritos. | Come on, let's get some burritos. |
109 | 00:05:07,500 | 00:05:09,667 | Tres burritos, Rita. | Tres burritos, Rita. |
110 | 00:05:09,917 | 00:05:11,959 | That means, "Three burritos, Rita." | That means, "Three burritos, Rita." |
111 | 00:05:12,041 | 00:05:13,291 | Great crabknuckles. | Great crabknuckles. |
112 | 00:05:13,375 | 00:05:17,083 | You risked our lives for a lousy burrito? | You risked our lives for a lousy burrito? |
113 | 00:05:17,166 | 00:05:20,917 | No, no, no. I risked our lives for an amazing burrito. | No, no, no. I risked our lives for an amazing burrito. |
114 | 00:05:21,000 | 00:05:24,166 | So good, it only exists in this time and place. | So good, it only exists in this time and place. |
115 | 00:05:24,250 | 00:05:25,625 | You want nachos with yours? | You want nachos with yours? |
116 | 00:05:25,709 | 00:05:27,458 | You would make a terrible partner. | You would make a terrible partner. |
117 | 00:05:27,542 | 00:05:29,250 | Yeah? Oh, I wasn't asking. | Yeah? Oh, I wasn't asking. |
118 | 00:05:52,583 | 00:05:54,834 | So! What've you got in the backpack? | So! What've you got in the backpack? |
119 | 00:05:57,250 | 00:05:59,250 | Oh, boy. First day of school. | Oh, boy. First day of school. |
120 | 00:05:59,333 | 00:06:01,667 | It's a new day for you, Bradley Nicholson. | It's a new day for you, Bradley Nicholson. |
121 | 00:06:01,959 | 00:06:04,458 | This is a small jar of vinegar and a piece of oak. | This is a small jar of vinegar and a piece of oak. |
122 | 00:06:04,542 | 00:06:06,375 | -And a big... -You have a giant hook? | -And a big... -You have a giant hook? |
123 | 00:06:06,458 | 00:06:07,834 | Wow. Way to bury the lede. | Wow. Way to bury the lede. |
124 | 00:06:08,250 | 00:06:11,417 | There it is, Dad. The Snowflyer 1.5. | There it is, Dad. The Snowflyer 1.5. |
125 | 00:06:11,667 | 00:06:14,291 | I can't wait to get this baby up on the mountain. | I can't wait to get this baby up on the mountain. |
126 | 00:06:17,458 | 00:06:20,542 | Okay, I can't wait to get Snowflyer 2 up on the mountain. | Okay, I can't wait to get Snowflyer 2 up on the mountain. |
127 | 00:06:20,792 | 00:06:22,792 | So, what'd you use a grappling hook for? | So, what'd you use a grappling hook for? |
128 | 00:06:24,041 | 00:06:25,583 | [screams] | [screams] |
129 | 00:06:26,625 | 00:06:28,542 | Hey. What happened to the bus? | Hey. What happened to the bus? |
130 | 00:06:28,625 | 00:06:30,250 | -Murphy's Law. -Yeah. | -Murphy's Law. -Yeah. |
131 | 00:06:30,333 | 00:06:31,709 | He's my... | He's my... |
132 | 00:06:32,750 | 00:06:35,875 | Oh, Milo Murphy. | Oh, Milo Murphy. |
133 | 00:06:36,959 | 00:06:38,417 | I'm not sure I like this. | I'm not sure I like this. |
134 | 00:06:38,500 | 00:06:39,542 | Don't worry. You'll get used to it. | Don't worry. You'll get used to it. |
135 | 00:06:46,458 | 00:06:48,000 | [jet engine buzzes] | [jet engine buzzes] |
136 | 00:06:51,125 | 00:06:52,417 | Here. Quick, put this on. | Here. Quick, put this on. |
137 | 00:06:52,500 | 00:06:53,583 | You might need it. | You might need it. |
138 | 00:07:02,375 | 00:07:03,959 | [dolphins clicking] | [dolphins clicking] |
139 | 00:07:04,041 | 00:07:05,500 | Well, this is pretty cool. | Well, this is pretty cool. |
140 | 00:07:05,875 | 00:07:07,000 | [Cavendish] It's in the manual. | [Cavendish] It's in the manual. |
141 | 00:07:07,083 | 00:07:10,333 | Page nine, paragraph 15, line five. | Page nine, paragraph 15, line five. |
142 | 00:07:10,834 | 00:07:14,208 | A recruit may not use a company vehicle for personal use. | A recruit may not use a company vehicle for personal use. |
143 | 00:07:14,291 | 00:07:16,250 | There are rules, man. | There are rules, man. |
144 | 00:07:16,333 | 00:07:18,667 | I know. I just don't always choose to follow them. | I know. I just don't always choose to follow them. |
145 | 00:07:18,750 | 00:07:21,542 | When we get back to our own time, | When we get back to our own time, |
146 | 00:07:21,625 | 00:07:23,667 | I will be reporting you to the proper authorities. | I will be reporting you to the proper authorities. |
147 | 00:07:24,000 | 00:07:25,667 | Not everything's in the manual. | Not everything's in the manual. |
148 | 00:07:25,750 | 00:07:28,333 | Sometimes you gotta improvise when the unexpected happens. | Sometimes you gotta improvise when the unexpected happens. |
149 | 00:07:28,625 | 00:07:29,625 | Like that. | Like that. |
150 | 00:07:32,000 | 00:07:33,709 | Oh, no! Those kids need help! | Oh, no! Those kids need help! |
151 | 00:07:33,792 | 00:07:34,792 | Come on. Let's role. | Come on. Let's role. |
152 | 00:07:37,500 | 00:07:38,834 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
153 | 00:07:39,125 | 00:07:41,125 | Yeah, that looked a lot cooler in my head. | Yeah, that looked a lot cooler in my head. |
154 | 00:07:42,959 | 00:07:44,750 | [jet engine buzzes by] | [jet engine buzzes by] |
155 | 00:07:51,750 | 00:07:53,041 | Oh, no. We're going to lose them. | Oh, no. We're going to lose them. |
156 | 00:07:53,125 | 00:07:54,458 | Not if I can help it. | Not if I can help it. |
157 | 00:08:06,542 | 00:08:08,083 | [Cavendish] Now they're going too fast. | [Cavendish] Now they're going too fast. |
158 | 00:08:08,166 | 00:08:09,166 | What're we gonna do? | What're we gonna do? |
159 | 00:08:13,750 | 00:08:15,542 | And now they're airborne. | And now they're airborne. |
160 | 00:08:16,250 | 00:08:18,375 | Wait. We'll use the time delineation gear. | Wait. We'll use the time delineation gear. |
161 | 00:08:18,458 | 00:08:20,583 | -The what now? -It's the time delineation gear. | -The what now? -It's the time delineation gear. |
162 | 00:08:20,667 | 00:08:23,458 | It allows you to move three times faster than local time. | It allows you to move three times faster than local time. |
163 | 00:08:23,709 | 00:08:24,917 | That is in the manual. | That is in the manual. |
164 | 00:08:25,834 | 00:08:27,834 | [slow violin music playing] | [slow violin music playing] |
165 | 00:08:41,583 | 00:08:42,583 | Hang on. | Hang on. |
166 | 00:08:49,166 | 00:08:50,166 | Woo-hoo! | Woo-hoo! |
167 | 00:08:50,583 | 00:08:52,542 | We're actually driving on water. | We're actually driving on water. |
168 | 00:08:52,625 | 00:08:54,667 | Yeah, I bet that wasn't in your manual. | Yeah, I bet that wasn't in your manual. |
169 | 00:08:59,500 | 00:09:00,750 | -Hey, you got 'em? -Got 'em. | -Hey, you got 'em? -Got 'em. |
170 | 00:09:09,583 | 00:09:10,583 | [brakes screech] | [brakes screech] |
171 | 00:09:12,417 | 00:09:13,625 | Boss, take it outta gear! | Boss, take it outta gear! |
172 | 00:09:13,709 | 00:09:14,959 | Take it outta gear! | Take it outta gear! |
173 | 00:09:15,041 | 00:09:16,041 | [both screaming] | [both screaming] |
174 | 00:09:18,208 | 00:09:19,667 | That was amazing. | That was amazing. |
175 | 00:09:20,750 | 00:09:23,542 | [children laughing] | [children laughing] |
176 | 00:09:23,959 | 00:09:25,667 | So, Murphy's Law. | So, Murphy's Law. |
177 | 00:09:25,917 | 00:09:28,208 | Things happen and you just have to roll with it? | Things happen and you just have to roll with it? |
178 | 00:09:28,291 | 00:09:30,500 | Well, yeah, that's pretty much it. | Well, yeah, that's pretty much it. |
179 | 00:09:30,834 | 00:09:32,667 | Cool. I'm in. | Cool. I'm in. |
180 | 00:09:32,959 | 00:09:34,208 | -Really? -Yeah. | -Really? -Yeah. |
181 | 00:09:34,291 | 00:09:35,583 | I mean, it was scary at first, | I mean, it was scary at first, |
182 | 00:09:35,667 | 00:09:37,208 | but you made it look so easy. | but you made it look so easy. |
183 | 00:09:37,500 | 00:09:38,542 | -You mean it? -Yeah. | -You mean it? -Yeah. |
184 | 00:09:38,625 | 00:09:39,959 | You're really nice, Milo. | You're really nice, Milo. |
185 | 00:09:40,041 | 00:09:42,917 | So, does this mean we can be friends? | So, does this mean we can be friends? |
186 | 00:09:43,000 | 00:09:44,166 | After that ride? | After that ride? |
187 | 00:09:44,250 | 00:09:45,959 | We're gonna be best friends. | We're gonna be best friends. |
188 | 00:09:53,667 | 00:09:56,750 | Oh, Milo Murphy. | Oh, Milo Murphy. |
189 | 00:09:57,375 | 00:09:59,625 | Wow, you really do make a terrible first impression. | Wow, you really do make a terrible first impression. |
190 | 00:09:59,709 | 00:10:01,375 | -He does. -I do. | -He does. -I do. |
191 | 00:10:01,458 | 00:10:03,667 | [Doofenshmirtz] Oh, so that's how you met Cavendish. | [Doofenshmirtz] Oh, so that's how you met Cavendish. |
192 | 00:10:03,750 | 00:10:05,792 | Yeah, that was a cool story, bro. | Yeah, that was a cool story, bro. |
193 | 00:10:05,875 | 00:10:07,333 | Uh, I'm not done. | Uh, I'm not done. |
194 | 00:10:07,417 | 00:10:08,917 | What, you're not? | What, you're not? |
195 | 00:10:09,000 | 00:10:11,083 | 'Cause you just saved a bunch of kids, I just assumed it was... | 'Cause you just saved a bunch of kids, I just assumed it was... |
196 | 00:10:11,166 | 00:10:13,041 | Okay, okay, I'm sitting back down. | Okay, okay, I'm sitting back down. |
197 | 00:10:13,125 | 00:10:15,291 | So, let me tell you what happened the next day. | So, let me tell you what happened the next day. |
198 | 00:10:15,375 | 00:10:16,667 | [Mr. Block] Come in already. | [Mr. Block] Come in already. |
199 | 00:10:18,792 | 00:10:20,792 | Okay, let's see what we got here. | Okay, let's see what we got here. |
200 | 00:10:20,875 | 00:10:23,875 | Recruit No. 68427, Cavendish. | Recruit No. 68427, Cavendish. |
201 | 00:10:23,959 | 00:10:25,333 | This is your new partner, | This is your new partner, |
202 | 00:10:25,417 | 00:10:26,709 | Vinnie Dakota. | Vinnie Dakota. |
203 | 00:10:26,792 | 00:10:28,667 | -Hoo boy. -It's you. | -Hoo boy. -It's you. |
204 | 00:10:28,750 | 00:10:30,875 | Wait a minute, do you two know each other? | Wait a minute, do you two know each other? |
205 | 00:10:30,959 | 00:10:31,959 | Here it comes. | Here it comes. |
206 | 00:10:32,041 | 00:10:34,500 | I'll tell you exactly what I know about this man. | I'll tell you exactly what I know about this man. |
207 | 00:10:34,875 | 00:10:35,959 | When someone is in trouble, | When someone is in trouble, |
208 | 00:10:36,458 | 00:10:38,542 | he's a good man to have around. | he's a good man to have around. |
209 | 00:10:38,792 | 00:10:40,417 | Balthazar Cavendish, | Balthazar Cavendish, |
210 | 00:10:40,500 | 00:10:42,208 | pleased to make your acquaintance, sir. | pleased to make your acquaintance, sir. |
211 | 00:10:42,959 | 00:10:44,500 | Pleased as well. | Pleased as well. |
212 | 00:10:44,583 | 00:10:46,083 | -And thanks. -Don't mention it. | -And thanks. -Don't mention it. |
213 | 00:10:46,166 | 00:10:47,166 | I won't | I won't |
214 | 00:10:47,250 | 00:10:48,792 | Although I might. Later. | Although I might. Later. |
215 | 00:10:48,875 | 00:10:49,709 | I'm sure you will. | I'm sure you will. |
216 | 00:10:52,166 | 00:10:54,375 | Whatever. Get out of my office. | Whatever. Get out of my office. |
217 | 00:10:54,458 | 00:10:56,834 | And that's how Cavendish and I became partners. | And that's how Cavendish and I became partners. |
218 | 00:10:56,917 | 00:10:58,625 | Wow, my story was totally better. | Wow, my story was totally better. |
219 | 00:10:58,709 | 00:11:00,959 | -It's not a contest. -No, no, I mean... | -It's not a contest. -No, no, I mean... |
220 | 00:11:01,041 | 00:11:02,625 | But if it was, you know...[chuckles] | But if it was, you know...[chuckles] |
221 | 00:11:02,709 | 00:11:03,709 | Winner! | Winner! |
222 | 00:11:03,792 | 00:11:06,166 | ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ |
223 | 00:11:07,583 | 00:11:10,917 | This is Chad reporting for the Jefferson G. County School Channel. | This is Chad reporting for the Jefferson G. County School Channel. |
224 | 00:11:11,000 | 00:11:13,125 | It's only eight hours till tonight's Speech and Debate | It's only eight hours till tonight's Speech and Debate |
225 | 00:11:13,208 | 00:11:14,375 | League of Death and Destruction | League of Death and Destruction |
226 | 00:11:14,458 | 00:11:15,834 | Crosstown Explosion Event. | Crosstown Explosion Event. |
227 | 00:11:15,917 | 00:11:17,834 | So preparations are underway. | So preparations are underway. |
228 | 00:11:19,875 | 00:11:21,709 | [Zack] Milo, isn't this speech and debate? | [Zack] Milo, isn't this speech and debate? |
229 | 00:11:21,792 | 00:11:23,542 | Why is there a wrestling ring here? | Why is there a wrestling ring here? |
230 | 00:11:23,625 | 00:11:26,500 | After all the excitement of Athledecamathlon and Cake 'Splosion, | After all the excitement of Athledecamathlon and Cake 'Splosion, |
231 | 00:11:26,583 | 00:11:27,875 | most scholastic competitions | most scholastic competitions |
232 | 00:11:27,959 | 00:11:29,375 | have added an athletic element. | have added an athletic element. |
233 | 00:11:29,458 | 00:11:31,375 | There's Melissa and her team practicing. | There's Melissa and her team practicing. |
234 | 00:11:31,458 | 00:11:32,959 | Pro, con. | Pro, con. |
235 | 00:11:33,041 | 00:11:35,834 | Practice topic is, "Running water on your toothbrush | Practice topic is, "Running water on your toothbrush |
236 | 00:11:35,917 | 00:11:37,333 | "before you brush them." Go! | "before you brush them." Go! |
237 | 00:11:37,417 | 00:11:39,208 | Pro, getting your toothbrush wet first | Pro, getting your toothbrush wet first |
238 | 00:11:39,291 | 00:11:40,417 | makes the toothpaste stick. | makes the toothpaste stick. |
239 | 00:11:40,500 | 00:11:41,333 | Con. | Con. |
240 | 00:11:41,417 | 00:11:43,959 | The water softens the bristles so they don't clean as well. | The water softens the bristles so they don't clean as well. |
241 | 00:11:44,041 | 00:11:47,375 | Wow. I had no idea speech and debate was like this. | Wow. I had no idea speech and debate was like this. |
242 | 00:11:47,458 | 00:11:50,000 | It really got my heart rate up to aerobic levels. | It really got my heart rate up to aerobic levels. |
243 | 00:11:50,083 | 00:11:51,208 | And I was just watching. | And I was just watching. |
244 | 00:11:51,291 | 00:11:52,750 | That's the idea, actually. | That's the idea, actually. |
245 | 00:11:52,834 | 00:11:54,166 | We've been training for months. | We've been training for months. |
246 | 00:11:54,250 | 00:11:55,333 | Yes, months. | Yes, months. |
247 | 00:11:55,417 | 00:11:57,417 | And Milo's mere presence, here at this practice, | And Milo's mere presence, here at this practice, |
248 | 00:11:57,500 | 00:11:58,750 | could blow the whole thing. | could blow the whole thing. |
249 | 00:11:58,834 | 00:12:00,250 | -Aw, come on, Bradley. -[cloth tearing] | -Aw, come on, Bradley. -[cloth tearing] |
250 | 00:12:00,333 | 00:12:01,709 | -[both scream] -[crashes] | -[both scream] -[crashes] |
251 | 00:12:03,083 | 00:12:04,709 | See? | See? |
252 | 00:12:04,792 | 00:12:06,458 | Milo, Zack, please. | Milo, Zack, please. |
253 | 00:12:06,542 | 00:12:07,875 | I need you two to fill in on the team. | I need you two to fill in on the team. |
254 | 00:12:08,125 | 00:12:09,750 | Gee, I don't know, Melissa. | Gee, I don't know, Melissa. |
255 | 00:12:09,834 | 00:12:11,709 | Arguing just doesn't come naturally to me. | Arguing just doesn't come naturally to me. |
256 | 00:12:11,792 | 00:12:13,000 | Yeah, it does. | Yeah, it does. |
257 | 00:12:13,083 | 00:12:14,083 | No, it doesn't. | No, it doesn't. |
258 | 00:12:14,166 | 00:12:16,375 | -Yeah, it does. -No, it... | -Yeah, it does. -No, it... |
259 | 00:12:16,458 | 00:12:18,291 | Oh...[chuckles] Hey. | Oh...[chuckles] Hey. |
260 | 00:12:18,375 | 00:12:19,375 | I'll take that as a "yes." | I'll take that as a "yes." |
261 | 00:12:19,458 | 00:12:20,458 | [springs creaking] | [springs creaking] |
262 | 00:12:21,208 | 00:12:22,250 | If you don't mind, | If you don't mind, |
263 | 00:12:22,333 | 00:12:24,709 | please get Milo as far away as possible. | please get Milo as far away as possible. |
264 | 00:12:24,792 | 00:12:25,917 | Like, Alaska. | Like, Alaska. |
265 | 00:12:28,542 | 00:12:29,917 | -[blows whistles] -All right, boys, | -[blows whistles] -All right, boys, |
266 | 00:12:30,000 | 00:12:32,959 | in each debate, one of us gets the pro side and one gets the con, | in each debate, one of us gets the pro side and one gets the con, |
267 | 00:12:33,041 | 00:12:35,667 | but you'll need to do it using your body, not just your mouth. | but you'll need to do it using your body, not just your mouth. |
268 | 00:12:35,750 | 00:12:38,917 | Points are distributed for verbal acuity as well as physical technique. | Points are distributed for verbal acuity as well as physical technique. |
269 | 00:12:39,000 | 00:12:40,000 | Let's get to work. | Let's get to work. |
270 | 00:12:41,000 | 00:12:42,875 | An apple a day keeps the doctor away. | An apple a day keeps the doctor away. |
271 | 00:12:43,333 | 00:12:44,834 | Oranges have more vitamin C. | Oranges have more vitamin C. |
272 | 00:12:45,333 | 00:12:46,959 | Cats are more self-sufficient. | Cats are more self-sufficient. |
273 | 00:12:47,041 | 00:12:48,542 | But dogs can fetch your slippers. | But dogs can fetch your slippers. |
274 | 00:12:49,166 | 00:12:51,041 | Sports montages are overused. | Sports montages are overused. |
275 | 00:12:51,125 | 00:12:53,458 | But they're an economical way to further the story... [grunts] | But they're an economical way to further the story... [grunts] |
276 | 00:12:53,542 | 00:12:54,750 | -Yes -No. | -Yes -No. |
277 | 00:12:54,834 | 00:12:55,834 | -Yes. -No. | -Yes. -No. |
278 | 00:12:55,917 | 00:12:58,375 | Golf's not a sport, it's a pastime. | Golf's not a sport, it's a pastime. |
279 | 00:12:58,792 | 00:12:59,834 | I agree. | I agree. |
280 | 00:13:01,959 | 00:13:04,333 | [Zack] Country music is better than western music. | [Zack] Country music is better than western music. |
281 | 00:13:04,417 | 00:13:06,291 | I did not know there was a difference. | I did not know there was a difference. |
282 | 00:13:07,834 | 00:13:08,834 | You guys ready? | You guys ready? |
283 | 00:13:08,917 | 00:13:10,709 | Seems like we've been training for days, | Seems like we've been training for days, |
284 | 00:13:10,792 | 00:13:12,000 | but it's only been 32 minutes. | but it's only been 32 minutes. |
285 | 00:13:12,083 | 00:13:14,583 | I'm still not sure I got enough practice debates in. | I'm still not sure I got enough practice debates in. |
286 | 00:13:14,667 | 00:13:15,917 | You got this, Milo. | You got this, Milo. |
287 | 00:13:16,000 | 00:13:18,542 | We got this. Now, let's get into character. | We got this. Now, let's get into character. |
288 | 00:13:18,625 | 00:13:19,917 | [crowd cheering] | [crowd cheering] |
289 | 00:13:20,417 | 00:13:21,959 | Hello, all 17 of you | Hello, all 17 of you |
290 | 00:13:22,041 | 00:13:23,834 | tuning into Jefferson G. County School TV, | tuning into Jefferson G. County School TV, |
291 | 00:13:23,917 | 00:13:27,000 | and welcome to today's speech and debate event. | and welcome to today's speech and debate event. |
292 | 00:13:27,083 | 00:13:29,125 | Joining me is my fellow judge Mr. Drako. | Joining me is my fellow judge Mr. Drako. |
293 | 00:13:29,208 | 00:13:31,458 | Good evening, debate-wrestling fans. | Good evening, debate-wrestling fans. |
294 | 00:13:31,542 | 00:13:33,125 | And our guest host for this evening, | And our guest host for this evening, |
295 | 00:13:33,208 | 00:13:34,792 | Coach Nolan Mitchell. | Coach Nolan Mitchell. |
296 | 00:13:34,875 | 00:13:38,000 | It's Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan, thank you very much. | It's Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan, thank you very much. |
297 | 00:13:38,083 | 00:13:40,792 | Oh...[chuckles] the air in here is electric. | Oh...[chuckles] the air in here is electric. |
298 | 00:13:40,875 | 00:13:44,000 | Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan is super excited | Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan is super excited |
299 | 00:13:44,083 | 00:13:45,375 | about tonight's event. | about tonight's event. |
300 | 00:13:45,458 | 00:13:46,917 | Okay, coach. | Okay, coach. |
301 | 00:13:47,000 | 00:13:49,250 | For you viewers out there, I guess it's not hard to tell | For you viewers out there, I guess it's not hard to tell |
302 | 00:13:49,333 | 00:13:51,959 | whose idea this incredibly expensive event was. | whose idea this incredibly expensive event was. |
303 | 00:13:52,041 | 00:13:53,959 | Thank goodness we started to sell ads on this channel. | Thank goodness we started to sell ads on this channel. |
304 | 00:13:54,500 | 00:13:56,458 | [announcer reading] | [announcer reading] |
305 | 00:13:56,542 | 00:13:58,583 | Extreme! You'll never sleep again! | Extreme! You'll never sleep again! |
306 | 00:13:58,667 | 00:14:01,291 | I'm sure there are better ways to spend this money. | I'm sure there are better ways to spend this money. |
307 | 00:14:01,375 | 00:14:02,875 | If the vampire here got to blow up | If the vampire here got to blow up |
308 | 00:14:02,959 | 00:14:04,250 | the sports field for his event, | the sports field for his event, |
309 | 00:14:04,333 | 00:14:06,792 | Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan can have this. | Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan can have this. |
310 | 00:14:06,834 | 00:14:08,500 | Geez, Nolan, bring it down a bit. | Geez, Nolan, bring it down a bit. |
311 | 00:14:08,583 | 00:14:10,959 | -All right. -And refereeing tonight's event | -All right. -And refereeing tonight's event |
312 | 00:14:11,041 | 00:14:13,625 | -is our own shop teacher Mr. Menke. -[crowd cheering] | -is our own shop teacher Mr. Menke. -[crowd cheering] |
313 | 00:14:13,709 | 00:14:17,000 | First up from Jefferson G., they're smart and crazy. | First up from Jefferson G., they're smart and crazy. |
314 | 00:14:17,083 | 00:14:18,959 | Put your hands together for | Put your hands together for |
315 | 00:14:19,041 | 00:14:22,083 | Intellectual Insanity Plea. | Intellectual Insanity Plea. |
316 | 00:14:24,208 | 00:14:25,625 | [coach Mitchell] Please welcome | [coach Mitchell] Please welcome |
317 | 00:14:25,709 | 00:14:27,959 | -the Melissanator! -[crowd cheering] | -the Melissanator! -[crowd cheering] |
318 | 00:14:29,834 | 00:14:31,542 | [Mr. Drako] Beware the Zack Attack, ha-ha-ha. | [Mr. Drako] Beware the Zack Attack, ha-ha-ha. |
319 | 00:14:31,625 | 00:14:33,208 | [crowd cheers] | [crowd cheers] |
320 | 00:14:37,083 | 00:14:38,500 | [Murawski] And finally, | [Murawski] And finally, |
321 | 00:14:38,583 | 00:14:39,917 | hmm, Milo Murphy. | hmm, Milo Murphy. |
322 | 00:14:40,000 | 00:14:42,834 | -Uh-oh. -Yeah, are we at a safe enough distance? | -Uh-oh. -Yeah, are we at a safe enough distance? |
323 | 00:14:42,917 | 00:14:45,000 | Murphy! He's planning on bringing | Murphy! He's planning on bringing |
324 | 00:14:45,083 | 00:14:47,834 | the awe and destruction of Murphy's Law. | the awe and destruction of Murphy's Law. |
325 | 00:14:47,917 | 00:14:49,500 | If I was the other team, | If I was the other team, |
326 | 00:14:49,583 | 00:14:51,291 | I'd expect pain. | I'd expect pain. |
327 | 00:14:51,875 | 00:14:54,917 | Hmm, that goes for anyone in this building, actually. | Hmm, that goes for anyone in this building, actually. |
328 | 00:14:55,333 | 00:14:58,041 | I, uh... Maybe this was a bad idea. | I, uh... Maybe this was a bad idea. |
329 | 00:14:58,125 | 00:14:59,917 | [starting bell tolls] | [starting bell tolls] |
330 | 00:15:00,000 | 00:15:01,834 | Did it just get cold in here? | Did it just get cold in here? |
331 | 00:15:01,917 | 00:15:03,208 | [Murawski] And now, prepare yourself | [Murawski] And now, prepare yourself |
332 | 00:15:03,291 | 00:15:07,583 | for the nightmare-fueled world of Los Debators Gigantes. | for the nightmare-fueled world of Los Debators Gigantes. |
333 | 00:15:07,667 | 00:15:11,667 | [Mr. Drako] Bow down to Infinitive Splitter. | [Mr. Drako] Bow down to Infinitive Splitter. |
334 | 00:15:11,750 | 00:15:13,083 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
335 | 00:15:13,166 | 00:15:14,792 | Don't let them intimidate you, | Don't let them intimidate you, |
336 | 00:15:14,875 | 00:15:16,917 | They're trying to get into your heads. | They're trying to get into your heads. |
337 | 00:15:17,000 | 00:15:18,417 | -[howls] -[crowd cheering] | -[howls] -[crowd cheering] |
338 | 00:15:18,500 | 00:15:20,125 | [man shouting] Oh my goodness, what? | [man shouting] Oh my goodness, what? |
339 | 00:15:20,208 | 00:15:21,291 | Too late, they're in. | Too late, they're in. |
340 | 00:15:21,375 | 00:15:22,792 | They're in. | They're in. |
341 | 00:15:22,875 | 00:15:25,250 | [Murawski] Back from the grave, to carry you off to yours, | [Murawski] Back from the grave, to carry you off to yours, |
342 | 00:15:25,333 | 00:15:27,000 | The Retorter. | The Retorter. |
343 | 00:15:27,083 | 00:15:28,083 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
344 | 00:15:29,500 | 00:15:32,667 | [Mr. Drako] And finally, there is no mercy from | [Mr. Drako] And finally, there is no mercy from |
345 | 00:15:32,750 | 00:15:35,542 | La Locutora. | La Locutora. |
346 | 00:15:37,166 | 00:15:38,709 | Hi, nice to see you guys again | Hi, nice to see you guys again |
347 | 00:15:38,792 | 00:15:39,917 | I really love your outfit. | I really love your outfit. |
348 | 00:15:40,000 | 00:15:41,375 | You're going down, Murphy. | You're going down, Murphy. |
349 | 00:15:41,458 | 00:15:43,250 | I'm not really sure how this all works. | I'm not really sure how this all works. |
350 | 00:15:43,834 | 00:15:45,333 | Stop being so nice. | Stop being so nice. |
351 | 00:15:45,417 | 00:15:46,583 | -[opening bell rings] -[crowd cheering] | -[opening bell rings] -[crowd cheering] |
352 | 00:15:46,667 | 00:15:47,959 | [indistinct chatter] | [indistinct chatter] |
353 | 00:15:48,417 | 00:15:50,333 | [Mr. Drako] First debate, "Front lawns, | [Mr. Drako] First debate, "Front lawns, |
354 | 00:15:50,417 | 00:15:51,959 | "Right or reckless?" | "Right or reckless?" |
355 | 00:15:52,041 | 00:15:55,458 | Infinitive Splitter, you have the pro argument. | Infinitive Splitter, you have the pro argument. |
356 | 00:15:55,542 | 00:15:56,542 | [clangs] | [clangs] |
357 | 00:15:58,000 | 00:16:01,667 | A well-manicured lawn can increase kerb appeal and property values, | A well-manicured lawn can increase kerb appeal and property values, |
358 | 00:16:01,750 | 00:16:04,166 | which contribute to a healthy local economy. | which contribute to a healthy local economy. |
359 | 00:16:04,250 | 00:16:05,250 | -Oh! -[cheering] | -Oh! -[cheering] |
360 | 00:16:05,333 | 00:16:07,792 | He opens with a verbal clothesline. | He opens with a verbal clothesline. |
361 | 00:16:07,875 | 00:16:10,125 | A lawn converted into a front vegetable garden | A lawn converted into a front vegetable garden |
362 | 00:16:10,208 | 00:16:11,750 | could provide food for your family and friends | could provide food for your family and friends |
363 | 00:16:11,834 | 00:16:13,417 | and there is no greater value than that. | and there is no greater value than that. |
364 | 00:16:13,500 | 00:16:15,041 | -Boom! -[cheering] | -Boom! -[cheering] |
365 | 00:16:15,125 | 00:16:16,709 | Suplex to the brain! | Suplex to the brain! |
366 | 00:16:17,417 | 00:16:19,000 | [Zack and Milo] Yeah! | [Zack and Milo] Yeah! |
367 | 00:16:20,709 | 00:16:22,417 | Okay, debate number two, | Okay, debate number two, |
368 | 00:16:22,500 | 00:16:25,125 | "Boy bands, blessing or blight?" | "Boy bands, blessing or blight?" |
369 | 00:16:25,208 | 00:16:26,333 | -Seriously? -[funky music playing] | -Seriously? -[funky music playing] |
370 | 00:16:26,875 | 00:16:28,041 | Oh no. | Oh no. |
371 | 00:16:29,834 | 00:16:32,208 | Coach Grab-Big-Bowl-o-Nolan knows that music. | Coach Grab-Big-Bowl-o-Nolan knows that music. |
372 | 00:16:32,291 | 00:16:34,834 | -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ -It's Murray the Middleman, | -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ -It's Murray the Middleman, |
373 | 00:16:34,917 | 00:16:36,709 | -the Middletown School mascot. -[crowd booing] | -the Middletown School mascot. -[crowd booing] |
374 | 00:16:36,792 | 00:16:38,875 | -He buys product from wholesalers -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ | -He buys product from wholesalers -♪ Murray the Middleman ♪ |
375 | 00:16:38,959 | 00:16:41,875 | and then sells them to retailers at a hefty price. | and then sells them to retailers at a hefty price. |
376 | 00:16:41,959 | 00:16:43,417 | -What's he doing here? -Who knows? | -What's he doing here? -Who knows? |
377 | 00:16:43,500 | 00:16:45,667 | Back to round two, "Boy bands." | Back to round two, "Boy bands." |
378 | 00:16:45,750 | 00:16:48,458 | The Retorter will kick us off. | The Retorter will kick us off. |
379 | 00:16:48,542 | 00:16:50,291 | Boy bands are a joke, | Boy bands are a joke, |
380 | 00:16:50,375 | 00:16:52,166 | the kids have no real talent. | the kids have no real talent. |
381 | 00:16:52,250 | 00:16:55,000 | The Retorter is raising them over his mental hand. | The Retorter is raising them over his mental hand. |
382 | 00:16:55,083 | 00:16:57,291 | The songs are paper-thin, radio-bait | The songs are paper-thin, radio-bait |
383 | 00:16:57,375 | 00:16:58,583 | and like losers... | and like losers... |
384 | 00:16:58,667 | 00:17:00,125 | Could it be? | Could it be? |
385 | 00:17:00,208 | 00:17:02,208 | They always peak early. | They always peak early. |
386 | 00:17:02,291 | 00:17:03,667 | -Yes! -[crowd cheering] | -Yes! -[crowd cheering] |
387 | 00:17:03,750 | 00:17:07,208 | The zombie lands the power slam! Ouch. | The zombie lands the power slam! Ouch. |
388 | 00:17:07,291 | 00:17:09,250 | Well, the joke's on you, Retorter, | Well, the joke's on you, Retorter, |
389 | 00:17:09,333 | 00:17:12,000 | boy bands are a great proving ground for young talent, | boy bands are a great proving ground for young talent, |
390 | 00:17:12,083 | 00:17:15,583 | plus their images have improved teen magazine sales by 23%, | plus their images have improved teen magazine sales by 23%, |
391 | 00:17:15,667 | 00:17:17,959 | thus stimulating the national economy. | thus stimulating the national economy. |
392 | 00:17:18,041 | 00:17:21,208 | And Zack Attack has landed a stunner on that zombie, | And Zack Attack has landed a stunner on that zombie, |
393 | 00:17:21,291 | 00:17:23,291 | and this crowd is eating it up. | and this crowd is eating it up. |
394 | 00:17:23,375 | 00:17:26,208 | Wait! What is Murray the Middleman up to? | Wait! What is Murray the Middleman up to? |
395 | 00:17:26,291 | 00:17:27,542 | Murray's distracting the ref | Murray's distracting the ref |
396 | 00:17:27,625 | 00:17:29,917 | with a sale of referee jerseys. | with a sale of referee jerseys. |
397 | 00:17:30,667 | 00:17:32,208 | [crowd groans] | [crowd groans] |
398 | 00:17:33,792 | 00:17:35,125 | -[whistle blows] -Out of bounds. | -[whistle blows] -Out of bounds. |
399 | 00:17:36,125 | 00:17:37,041 | [Mr. Drako] Five points. | [Mr. Drako] Five points. |
400 | 00:17:37,125 | 00:17:38,250 | What! | What! |
401 | 00:17:38,333 | 00:17:41,417 | Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan doesn't like this one bit. | Coach Cobra Big Bowlin' Nolan doesn't like this one bit. |
402 | 00:17:41,500 | 00:17:44,125 | How could Murray the Middleman get away with it? | How could Murray the Middleman get away with it? |
403 | 00:17:45,583 | 00:17:47,417 | Where did that come from? Is it... | Where did that come from? Is it... |
404 | 00:17:47,500 | 00:17:48,667 | Yes! | Yes! |
405 | 00:17:48,750 | 00:17:52,208 | The Janitor is in the house! | The Janitor is in the house! |
406 | 00:17:52,291 | 00:17:53,291 | -Ha! -[crowd cheering] | -Ha! -[crowd cheering] |
407 | 00:17:53,375 | 00:17:55,709 | How are those profits looking now, Middleman? | How are those profits looking now, Middleman? |
408 | 00:17:55,792 | 00:17:57,125 | Drako, trade seats with me. | Drako, trade seats with me. |
409 | 00:17:57,375 | 00:17:59,000 | Sorry about that, guys. | Sorry about that, guys. |
410 | 00:17:59,083 | 00:18:01,250 | It's all right, Zack, we have several rounds to go. | It's all right, Zack, we have several rounds to go. |
411 | 00:18:01,709 | 00:18:03,709 | [energetic music playing] | [energetic music playing] |
412 | 00:18:06,542 | 00:18:08,917 | [man] ♪ You've done your best To prepare for this ♪ | [man] ♪ You've done your best To prepare for this ♪ |
413 | 00:18:09,792 | 00:18:12,000 | ♪ You were training Like a man possessed ♪ | ♪ You were training Like a man possessed ♪ |
414 | 00:18:12,667 | 00:18:14,291 | ♪ You've been worn down, Dragged down ♪ | ♪ You've been worn down, Dragged down ♪ |
415 | 00:18:14,375 | 00:18:16,500 | ♪ Poked, prodded, Pushed and pressed. ♪ | ♪ Poked, prodded, Pushed and pressed. ♪ |
416 | 00:18:18,166 | 00:18:21,166 | ♪ The training regimen Is quite confusing ♪ | ♪ The training regimen Is quite confusing ♪ |
417 | 00:18:21,250 | 00:18:24,166 | ♪ It sets your brain And body back to using ♪ | ♪ It sets your brain And body back to using ♪ |
418 | 00:18:24,250 | 00:18:25,166 | ♪ You put your battle-strength ♪ | ♪ You put your battle-strength ♪ |
419 | 00:18:25,250 | 00:18:28,208 | ♪ And arguments And reasoning to the test ♪ | ♪ And arguments And reasoning to the test ♪ |
420 | 00:18:30,291 | 00:18:32,417 | ♪ It's a proven test Of dying will ♪ | ♪ It's a proven test Of dying will ♪ |
421 | 00:18:32,500 | 00:18:38,125 | ♪ It's just a bunch Of unrelated skills you're utilizing ♪ | ♪ It's just a bunch Of unrelated skills you're utilizing ♪ |
422 | 00:18:39,375 | 00:18:42,041 | ♪ The future debating Is death and destruction ♪ | ♪ The future debating Is death and destruction ♪ |
423 | 00:18:42,125 | 00:18:45,125 | ♪ Across town to start a debate ♪ | ♪ Across town to start a debate ♪ |
424 | 00:18:45,625 | 00:18:47,208 | ♪ Defend your argument ♪ | ♪ Defend your argument ♪ |
425 | 00:18:48,375 | 00:18:50,125 | ♪ Defend your argument ♪ | ♪ Defend your argument ♪ |
426 | 00:18:51,208 | 00:18:54,208 | ♪ Defend your argument! ♪ | ♪ Defend your argument! ♪ |
427 | 00:18:54,834 | 00:18:56,917 | ♪ So if you wanna Take home the prize ♪ | ♪ So if you wanna Take home the prize ♪ |
428 | 00:18:57,000 | 00:18:58,709 | ♪ Defend your argument ♪ | ♪ Defend your argument ♪ |
429 | 00:18:58,792 | 00:18:59,875 | [clangs] | [clangs] |
430 | 00:19:00,667 | 00:19:01,917 | [Melissa] It's the last round. | [Melissa] It's the last round. |
431 | 00:19:02,625 | 00:19:04,333 | Now it's up to you, Milo. | Now it's up to you, Milo. |
432 | 00:19:04,417 | 00:19:05,750 | Our final topic today, | Our final topic today, |
433 | 00:19:05,834 | 00:19:09,250 | "Winning awards or participation trophies?" | "Winning awards or participation trophies?" |
434 | 00:19:09,333 | 00:19:11,458 | Los Debators Gigantes won the coin toss, | Los Debators Gigantes won the coin toss, |
435 | 00:19:11,542 | 00:19:13,166 | and has selected "winning." | and has selected "winning." |
436 | 00:19:13,250 | 00:19:14,750 | [The Retorter] We're all about winning! | [The Retorter] We're all about winning! |
437 | 00:19:14,834 | 00:19:16,917 | You are definitely going down, Jefferson. | You are definitely going down, Jefferson. |
438 | 00:19:17,000 | 00:19:18,208 | [gulps] | [gulps] |
439 | 00:19:18,291 | 00:19:21,125 | And this last showdown for the win | And this last showdown for the win |
440 | 00:19:21,208 | 00:19:25,250 | will be a cage match! | will be a cage match! |
441 | 00:19:25,333 | 00:19:26,500 | [crowd cheering] | [crowd cheering] |
442 | 00:19:26,583 | 00:19:28,625 | Ooh, this is so cool. | Ooh, this is so cool. |
443 | 00:19:28,709 | 00:19:29,709 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
444 | 00:19:29,792 | 00:19:31,166 | Wait, Milo. | Wait, Milo. |
445 | 00:19:31,250 | 00:19:32,625 | The fact that you even agreed to do this | The fact that you even agreed to do this |
446 | 00:19:32,709 | 00:19:35,333 | and all the crazy events we've been through together tonight, | and all the crazy events we've been through together tonight, |
447 | 00:19:35,417 | 00:19:37,291 | has made me see that the win isn't what's important. | has made me see that the win isn't what's important. |
448 | 00:19:37,375 | 00:19:39,458 | This. This is important. | This. This is important. |
449 | 00:19:39,542 | 00:19:42,250 | Being in a cage match with those crazy Middletown kids? | Being in a cage match with those crazy Middletown kids? |
450 | 00:19:42,709 | 00:19:44,125 | No, spending time with my friends. | No, spending time with my friends. |
451 | 00:19:44,208 | 00:19:45,250 | Ow, thanks. | Ow, thanks. |
452 | 00:19:45,333 | 00:19:46,458 | Thank's, Melissa. | Thank's, Melissa. |
453 | 00:19:46,542 | 00:19:48,208 | [cage mechanism cranking] | [cage mechanism cranking] |
454 | 00:19:48,291 | 00:19:51,291 | [Mr. Drako] Los Debators Gigantes, you're up first. | [Mr. Drako] Los Debators Gigantes, you're up first. |
455 | 00:19:51,375 | 00:19:52,375 | Begin. | Begin. |
456 | 00:19:52,458 | 00:19:54,041 | Winning is everything. | Winning is everything. |
457 | 00:19:54,125 | 00:19:56,750 | Without a winner, how can there be goals for students to strive for? | Without a winner, how can there be goals for students to strive for? |
458 | 00:19:56,834 | 00:19:59,333 | Participation trophies only encourage mediocrity. | Participation trophies only encourage mediocrity. |
459 | 00:20:00,166 | 00:20:01,542 | Vicious intellectual piledriver. | Vicious intellectual piledriver. |
460 | 00:20:01,625 | 00:20:03,291 | She mentally climbed that cage | She mentally climbed that cage |
461 | 00:20:03,375 | 00:20:07,000 | and brought down her full fury on Murphy's brain. | and brought down her full fury on Murphy's brain. |
462 | 00:20:07,083 | 00:20:08,458 | Can he recover? | Can he recover? |
463 | 00:20:08,542 | 00:20:10,291 | Oh, for crying out loud. | Oh, for crying out loud. |
464 | 00:20:10,375 | 00:20:13,166 | And now Milo will make his final argument. | And now Milo will make his final argument. |
465 | 00:20:13,250 | 00:20:14,875 | I would like to start off | I would like to start off |
466 | 00:20:14,959 | 00:20:16,709 | by saying what a good job you and your team have done tonight. | by saying what a good job you and your team have done tonight. |
467 | 00:20:16,792 | 00:20:18,583 | -What? -Murphy is staggering | -What? -Murphy is staggering |
468 | 00:20:18,667 | 00:20:21,542 | to his mental feet, but clearly he's still stunned. | to his mental feet, but clearly he's still stunned. |
469 | 00:20:21,667 | 00:20:24,083 | Participating with your friends is what's important, | Participating with your friends is what's important, |
470 | 00:20:24,166 | 00:20:25,166 | not winning. | not winning. |
471 | 00:20:25,250 | 00:20:27,417 | I'm just glad I had the opportunity to try. | I'm just glad I had the opportunity to try. |
472 | 00:20:27,500 | 00:20:28,583 | -Oh, my word! -[crowd gasps] | -Oh, my word! -[crowd gasps] |
473 | 00:20:28,667 | 00:20:30,583 | Murray the Middleman was hiding under the ring! | Murray the Middleman was hiding under the ring! |
474 | 00:20:30,667 | 00:20:32,458 | He's in the cage and attacking the ref! | He's in the cage and attacking the ref! |
475 | 00:20:32,542 | 00:20:33,875 | What can anyone do? | What can anyone do? |
476 | 00:20:33,959 | 00:20:35,500 | Every time you have to label someone a winner, | Every time you have to label someone a winner, |
477 | 00:20:35,583 | 00:20:36,875 | you're labeling the rest losers, | you're labeling the rest losers, |
478 | 00:20:36,959 | 00:20:38,375 | and no one here today is a loser. | and no one here today is a loser. |
479 | 00:20:38,458 | 00:20:39,917 | Except you guys, Murphy. | Except you guys, Murphy. |
480 | 00:20:40,000 | 00:20:41,000 | [Coach Mitchell] It's The Janitor, | [Coach Mitchell] It's The Janitor, |
481 | 00:20:41,083 | 00:20:42,250 | and he's got the key to the cage! | and he's got the key to the cage! |
482 | 00:20:42,333 | 00:20:43,959 | Oh, thank goodness! | Oh, thank goodness! |
483 | 00:20:44,041 | 00:20:46,166 | Just by participating, I've already won. | Just by participating, I've already won. |
484 | 00:20:46,250 | 00:20:47,291 | If I had my way, | If I had my way, |
485 | 00:20:47,375 | 00:20:48,458 | everyone here in this gym tonight | everyone here in this gym tonight |
486 | 00:20:48,542 | 00:20:49,959 | would get a participation award. | would get a participation award. |
487 | 00:20:50,041 | 00:20:51,917 | [Coach Mitchell] Oh, Middleman! | [Coach Mitchell] Oh, Middleman! |
488 | 00:20:52,458 | 00:20:53,542 | [Milo] In fact, | [Milo] In fact, |
489 | 00:20:53,625 | 00:20:56,667 | I'd be fine forfeiting so you can have the win. | I'd be fine forfeiting so you can have the win. |
490 | 00:20:56,750 | 00:20:57,917 | You're gonna forfeit? | You're gonna forfeit? |
491 | 00:20:58,000 | 00:20:59,500 | Oh no, you don't get to be the better man, | Oh no, you don't get to be the better man, |
492 | 00:20:59,583 | 00:21:01,125 | I'm twice as good as you. | I'm twice as good as you. |
493 | 00:21:01,208 | 00:21:02,875 | I'm forfeiting twice as hard. | I'm forfeiting twice as hard. |
494 | 00:21:04,083 | 00:21:05,458 | [blows whistle] | [blows whistle] |
495 | 00:21:06,250 | 00:21:08,458 | [Mr. Drako] Murphy's done it! Jefferson wins! | [Mr. Drako] Murphy's done it! Jefferson wins! |
496 | 00:21:08,542 | 00:21:10,417 | Jefferson wins! | Jefferson wins! |
497 | 00:21:11,000 | 00:21:12,625 | This slipped into utter nonsense, | This slipped into utter nonsense, |
498 | 00:21:12,709 | 00:21:14,250 | I'm not even sure what I'm still doing here. | I'm not even sure what I'm still doing here. |
499 | 00:21:14,333 | 00:21:15,667 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
500 | 00:21:17,000 | 00:21:19,500 | Bill, Stan, this was a lot of fun tonight. | Bill, Stan, this was a lot of fun tonight. |
501 | 00:21:19,583 | 00:21:21,583 | -Thanks for doing this. -Hey, no problem. | -Thanks for doing this. -Hey, no problem. |
502 | 00:21:22,083 | 00:21:23,417 | The superintendent! | The superintendent! |
503 | 00:21:23,500 | 00:21:25,166 | -Another wrestler? -No, | -Another wrestler? -No, |
504 | 00:21:25,250 | 00:21:27,000 | that's the school's actual superintendent. | that's the school's actual superintendent. |
505 | 00:21:27,083 | 00:21:28,375 | None of this was approved. | None of this was approved. |
506 | 00:21:28,458 | 00:21:29,542 | We might be in a lot of trouble here. | We might be in a lot of trouble here. |
507 | 00:21:29,625 | 00:21:32,291 | ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ |
508 | 00:21:32,750 | 00:21:35,083 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
509 | 00:21:35,166 | 00:21:37,709 | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ |
510 | 00:21:37,792 | 00:21:40,792 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
511 | 00:21:42,834 | 00:21:45,458 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
512 | 00:21:45,542 | 00:21:48,792 | ♪ Whoa, I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ | ♪ Whoa, I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ |
513 | 00:21:48,875 | 00:21:50,417 | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ |
514 | 00:21:50,500 | 00:21:52,834 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
515 | 00:21:52,917 | 00:21:55,333 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |