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1 00:00:04,667 00:00:07,458 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:07,542 00:00:09,959 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:10,041 00:00:12,458 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:12,542 00:00:15,166 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:15,250 00:00:17,667 ♪ Whoa ♪ Whoa
6 00:00:17,750 00:00:20,166 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:20,250 00:00:22,291 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:22,375 00:00:25,000 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:25,083 00:00:29,959 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:30,250 00:00:32,083 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:32,250 00:00:35,000 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:41,208 00:00:43,375 So, if what we're doing is picking up Milo, So, if what we're doing is picking up Milo,
13 00:00:43,458 00:00:45,375 why did we have to get here an hour early? why did we have to get here an hour early?
14 00:00:45,458 00:00:46,500 [snaps] [snaps]
15 00:00:46,583 00:00:48,166 -Oh, I see. -[smacks lips] -Oh, I see. -[smacks lips]
16 00:00:48,250 00:00:49,417 Don't say boom. Don't say boom.
17 00:00:49,500 00:00:53,166 Hey, Milo, get your backpack down here, we're wasting daylight! Hey, Milo, get your backpack down here, we're wasting daylight!
18 00:00:53,250 00:00:54,917 [crashes] [crashes]
19 00:00:55,000 00:00:56,625 -[muffled] Be down in a minute. -What? -[muffled] Be down in a minute. -What?
20 00:00:57,959 00:01:00,208 -[creaking] -[milo straining] -[creaking] -[milo straining]
21 00:01:00,291 00:01:01,375 [crashes] [crashes]
22 00:01:01,458 00:01:03,500 [muffled] Be down in a minute. [clears throat] [muffled] Be down in a minute. [clears throat]
23 00:01:03,583 00:01:05,750 [in normal voice] I said, be down in a minute. [in normal voice] I said, be down in a minute.
24 00:01:06,000 00:01:07,792 -[crashes] -[Milo screams] -[crashes] -[Milo screams]
25 00:01:07,917 00:01:09,875 [Milo] Maybe a minute and a half. [Milo] Maybe a minute and a half.
26 00:01:10,166 00:01:12,333 Don't suppose you brought a deck of cards. Don't suppose you brought a deck of cards.
27 00:01:13,166 00:01:16,208 Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 106. Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 106.
28 00:01:16,291 00:01:17,500 It's been several... [groans] It's been several... [groans]
29 00:01:17,583 00:01:20,583 It's been several days since I went rogue and left the agency, It's been several days since I went rogue and left the agency,
30 00:01:20,667 00:01:23,667 and I think, at long last, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. and I think, at long last, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough.
31 00:01:23,750 00:01:26,125 The unusual heat signature pattern that I've been following The unusual heat signature pattern that I've been following
32 00:01:26,208 00:01:28,041 seems to be getting stronger. seems to be getting stronger.
33 00:01:28,125 00:01:30,792 I feel the alien ship is very near, and I... I feel the alien ship is very near, and I...
34 00:01:31,041 00:01:32,166 What the... What the...
35 00:01:32,250 00:01:34,959 Oh, thank goodness it's just honey. [laughs] Oh, thank goodness it's just honey. [laughs]
36 00:01:35,041 00:01:37,000 That could've been a huge disaster. That could've been a huge disaster.
37 00:01:37,083 00:01:38,542 [sniffing] [sniffing]
38 00:01:38,917 00:01:40,125 [slurps] [slurps]
39 00:01:40,709 00:01:45,917 -[Cavendish screaming] -[bear growling] -[Cavendish screaming] -[bear growling]
40 00:01:46,667 00:01:49,250 -[bear slurping] -[Cavendish giggling uncontrollably] -[bear slurping] -[Cavendish giggling uncontrollably]
41 00:01:49,333 00:01:51,208 Stop it, stop it! No, seriously. Stop it, stop it! No, seriously.
42 00:01:51,583 00:01:54,834 Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 170. Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 170.
43 00:01:54,917 00:01:58,333 As luck would have it, an unpleasant incident concerning unsolicited honey As luck would have it, an unpleasant incident concerning unsolicited honey
44 00:01:58,417 00:02:02,500 and a rather ravenous bear, led me directly to that which I have sought. and a rather ravenous bear, led me directly to that which I have sought.
45 00:02:02,583 00:02:05,250 At long last, I have found the alien ship. At long last, I have found the alien ship.
46 00:02:05,333 00:02:08,083 And with this as proof, I will surely open the eyes of the public And with this as proof, I will surely open the eyes of the public
47 00:02:08,166 00:02:10,125 to the danger of the alien presence among us. to the danger of the alien presence among us.
48 00:02:10,208 00:02:11,083 [phone beeps] [phone beeps]
49 00:02:11,583 00:02:14,250 [crackling] [crackling]
50 00:02:14,333 00:02:16,208 [automated voice] Cloaking malfunction. [automated voice] Cloaking malfunction.
51 00:02:16,291 00:02:18,959 -Cloaking malfunction. Cloaking malf... -[crackles] -Cloaking malfunction. Cloaking malf... -[crackles]
52 00:02:20,709 00:02:22,333 [Dakota] It's just with Cavendish gone and everything, [Dakota] It's just with Cavendish gone and everything,
53 00:02:22,417 00:02:23,625 I don't know what to do with my time. I don't know what to do with my time.
54 00:02:23,709 00:02:25,208 Yeah, I know how you feel. Yeah, I know how you feel.
55 00:02:25,291 00:02:28,083 Yeah, so anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to work with me. Yeah, so anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to work with me.
56 00:02:28,166 00:02:29,208 You know, looking for Cavendish. You know, looking for Cavendish.
57 00:02:29,291 00:02:31,291 Hmm, helping, finding, Hmm, helping, finding,
58 00:02:31,375 00:02:33,250 sound like things a good guy would do, right? sound like things a good guy would do, right?
59 00:02:33,333 00:02:35,250 -I'm in. -Fantastic. -I'm in. -Fantastic.
60 00:02:35,333 00:02:36,875 Oh, and sorry again about the mess, Oh, and sorry again about the mess,
61 00:02:36,959 00:02:39,166 and aethers, they're so volatile, am I right? and aethers, they're so volatile, am I right?
62 00:02:41,375 00:02:44,792 -[thuds] -[creaking] -[thuds] -[creaking]
63 00:02:48,417 00:02:50,500 -[Milo straining] -[car jack cranking] -[Milo straining] -[car jack cranking]
64 00:02:51,333 00:02:53,250 [Milo] Hold on, almost there. [Milo] Hold on, almost there.
65 00:02:53,333 00:02:54,875 You got any games on your phone? You got any games on your phone?
66 00:02:54,959 00:02:56,834 Read 'em and weep. Read 'em and weep.
67 00:02:56,917 00:03:00,166 Why would I weep? Because I feel so sorry for you when I double your high score? Why would I weep? Because I feel so sorry for you when I double your high score?
68 00:03:00,291 00:03:03,375 Talk is cheap, but I got the high score in the game regionally. Talk is cheap, but I got the high score in the game regionally.
69 00:03:03,458 00:03:04,959 -Hah! Boom! -[victory tune plays on phone] -Hah! Boom! -[victory tune plays on phone]
70 00:03:05,041 00:03:06,208 Wait, how did you do tha... Wait, how did you do tha...
71 00:03:07,417 00:03:08,417 Teach me. Teach me.
72 00:03:09,375 00:03:11,333 [security guard] Sir, sir, you can't go in there! [security guard] Sir, sir, you can't go in there!
73 00:03:11,417 00:03:13,250 -[door slams open] -I'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison... -[door slams open] -I'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison...
74 00:03:13,333 00:03:15,458 I'm sorry for the interruption, but I have a breaking news story I'm sorry for the interruption, but I have a breaking news story
75 00:03:15,542 00:03:18,000 that you simply must see! that you simply must see!
76 00:03:18,417 00:03:22,041 Yes, and I have an app to put an armadillo on every picture. Yes, and I have an app to put an armadillo on every picture.
77 00:03:22,125 00:03:24,250 -Christine! -[panting] -Christine! -[panting]
78 00:03:25,375 00:03:26,583 Get this guy outta here. Get this guy outta here.
79 00:03:26,667 00:03:28,000 [groans] [groans]
80 00:03:29,709 00:03:31,709 Ugh! Beans on toast! Ugh! Beans on toast!
81 00:03:32,834 00:03:34,792 You there, boy, grab that van and come with me. You there, boy, grab that van and come with me.
82 00:03:34,875 00:03:38,250 And prepare yourself for the scoop of the century. And prepare yourself for the scoop of the century.
83 00:03:38,333 00:03:39,875 Yeah! Promotion! Yeah! Promotion!
84 00:03:39,959 00:03:42,125 Not bad for my first day on the loading dock. Not bad for my first day on the loading dock.
85 00:03:42,959 00:03:44,458 [Cavendish whispering] It's right this way. [Cavendish whispering] It's right this way.
86 00:03:44,542 00:03:46,792 If this leads the news at 5:00 and 11:00, If this leads the news at 5:00 and 11:00,
87 00:03:46,875 00:03:48,291 I'm hoping it will raise the alarm I'm hoping it will raise the alarm
88 00:03:48,375 00:03:50,667 -about the alien invasion. -[crackling] -about the alien invasion. -[crackling]
89 00:03:52,834 00:03:54,083 Well, what do you think? Well, what do you think?
90 00:03:54,709 00:03:57,542 Yeah, [hesitatingly] uh, what am I supposed to be looking at exactly? Yeah, [hesitatingly] uh, what am I supposed to be looking at exactly?
91 00:03:57,625 00:04:00,959 The giant spacecraft, directly behind me, you Dumpty. The giant spacecraft, directly behind me, you Dumpty.
92 00:04:01,834 00:04:04,291 How come, every time, I steal a news van with a guy in a top-hat, How come, every time, I steal a news van with a guy in a top-hat,
93 00:04:04,375 00:04:06,834 he ends up being a total nutcase? Bogus. he ends up being a total nutcase? Bogus.
94 00:04:06,917 00:04:08,250 [crackling] [crackling]
95 00:04:10,417 00:04:12,208 [Dakota] So, this is the last place I saw Cavendish. [Dakota] So, this is the last place I saw Cavendish.
96 00:04:12,291 00:04:14,250 Let's look around for some clues. Let's look around for some clues.
97 00:04:14,333 00:04:16,917 You mean, clues like he got a secret life? You mean, clues like he got a secret life?
98 00:04:17,000 00:04:20,291 Or like, he's royalty, part-monkey, or, or both! Or like, he's royalty, part-monkey, or, or both!
99 00:04:20,375 00:04:22,709 Like all the other royals. Ooh! A sledgehammer. Like all the other royals. Ooh! A sledgehammer.
100 00:04:22,792 00:04:24,083 [straining] [straining]
101 00:04:25,083 00:04:27,291 Just be careful, this place is a rental. Just be careful, this place is a rental.
102 00:04:27,375 00:04:28,625 -[strains] -[breaking] -[strains] -[breaking]
103 00:04:29,166 00:04:31,208 Eh, well, he's not here. Eh, well, he's not here.
104 00:04:31,291 00:04:32,375 Break time? Break time?
105 00:04:33,250 00:04:34,291 [clangs] [clangs]
106 00:04:34,375 00:04:35,792 [man 1] Hey, look, free wall hammer. [man 1] Hey, look, free wall hammer.
107 00:04:36,417 00:04:38,917 U.S. President, uh, beard, snow pipe hat... U.S. President, uh, beard, snow pipe hat...
108 00:04:39,000 00:04:40,875 -Abraham Lincoln. -No. Skip it. -Abraham Lincoln. -No. Skip it.
109 00:04:40,959 00:04:42,667 -There was another President with... -No time! -There was another President with... -No time!
110 00:04:42,750 00:04:46,417 Next. [stammering] It was the thing in that one movie with that guy. Next. [stammering] It was the thing in that one movie with that guy.
111 00:04:46,500 00:04:48,125 -The Other Dimensionator? -Yes. -The Other Dimensionator? -Yes.
112 00:04:48,208 00:04:50,917 Next one. Okay, this is something that oozes from you body Next one. Okay, this is something that oozes from you body
113 00:04:51,000 00:04:53,375 -but it's not all that unpleasant. -Uh... -but it's not all that unpleasant. -Uh...
114 00:04:55,166 00:04:56,333 [pin clinks] [pin clinks]
115 00:05:04,417 00:05:06,333 -Um... -[crashes] -Um... -[crashes]
116 00:05:06,417 00:05:07,500 [spurts] [spurts]
117 00:05:08,417 00:05:10,291 -Murphy's Law. -Yup. Next. -Murphy's Law. -Yup. Next.
118 00:05:10,375 00:05:13,000 -[pop music playing] -It's right over here. -[pop music playing] -It's right over here.
119 00:05:13,083 00:05:17,083 This could be the biggest radio broadcast since War of the Words. This could be the biggest radio broadcast since War of the Words.
120 00:05:17,166 00:05:18,792 War of the... Stand by. War of the... Stand by.
121 00:05:18,875 00:05:22,208 All right, 10:45, 15 minutes before the hour, All right, 10:45, 15 minutes before the hour,
122 00:05:22,291 00:05:25,125 -and you're on the -[playback] Pa-Pa-Papa Mike Show. -and you're on the -[playback] Pa-Pa-Papa Mike Show.
123 00:05:25,208 00:05:27,041 -[boy's voice playback] You can smell it! -[baby wailing] -[boy's voice playback] You can smell it! -[baby wailing]
124 00:05:27,125 00:05:29,083 [choir] ♪ Papa Mike on the radio ♪ [choir] ♪ Papa Mike on the radio ♪
125 00:05:29,166 00:05:31,792 [growly voice playback] Lock it in and turn in up! [growly voice playback] Lock it in and turn in up!
126 00:05:33,125 00:05:34,917 [female voice playback] Listen to your mother. [female voice playback] Listen to your mother.
127 00:05:35,000 00:05:38,375 And I'm coming to all you crazy critters out there from the Deadville forest. And I'm coming to all you crazy critters out there from the Deadville forest.
128 00:05:38,417 00:05:40,083 [monkeys chattering playback] [monkeys chattering playback]
129 00:05:40,166 00:05:42,709 Well, boy, Balthazar Cavendish has promised to show us Well, boy, Balthazar Cavendish has promised to show us
130 00:05:42,792 00:05:44,792 -an actual UFO. -[rock music playing from stereo] -an actual UFO. -[rock music playing from stereo]
131 00:05:44,875 00:05:46,542 But first, here's a blast from the past, But first, here's a blast from the past,
132 00:05:46,625 00:05:48,750 one of my favorites by Pile of Clouds, one of my favorites by Pile of Clouds,
133 00:05:48,834 00:05:50,792 Jeherrozod. Jeherrozod.
134 00:05:51,458 00:05:52,500 Okay, show me what you got. Okay, show me what you got.
135 00:05:52,583 00:05:55,834 Oh, yes, well its... Step through here and prepare to be ama... Oh, yes, well its... Step through here and prepare to be ama...
136 00:05:55,917 00:05:57,417 Oh! It was right here. Oh! It was right here.
137 00:05:57,917 00:06:01,458 -I swear it. -[plays sad trombone from recorder] -I swear it. -[plays sad trombone from recorder]
138 00:06:01,542 00:06:03,333 -[crackling] -[ominous music playing] -[crackling] -[ominous music playing]
139 00:06:03,417 00:06:06,500 [gasps] There! There! Turn around, my good man, and prepare to be astonished. [gasps] There! There! Turn around, my good man, and prepare to be astonished.
140 00:06:06,583 00:06:08,375 [crackling] [crackling]
141 00:06:09,291 00:06:12,333 Uh, yes. It's a lovely UFO, sir. You must be very proud. Uh, yes. It's a lovely UFO, sir. You must be very proud.
142 00:06:12,417 00:06:15,166 Oh, my, thank you. I'm just pleased that... Oh wait. Oh, my, thank you. I'm just pleased that... Oh wait.
143 00:06:15,250 00:06:16,959 That was sarcasm, wasn't it? That was sarcasm, wasn't it?
144 00:06:17,041 00:06:18,500 Ugh! Of course it's vanished. Ugh! Of course it's vanished.
145 00:06:18,583 00:06:20,417 Where the devil did it go? Where the devil did it go?
146 00:06:20,500 00:06:22,000 -It... [groans] Ow! -[clangs] -It... [groans] Ow! -[clangs]
147 00:06:22,083 00:06:24,458 -[clanging] -Yes! Oh! Here it is. It's here! -[clanging] -Yes! Oh! Here it is. It's here!
148 00:06:24,542 00:06:27,417 Look! [panicking] Must be a cloaking device of some sort. Look! [panicking] Must be a cloaking device of some sort.
149 00:06:27,500 00:06:30,250 You know, miming doesn't work on the radio. You know, miming doesn't work on the radio.
150 00:06:30,333 00:06:33,208 [Doofenshmirtz] So, you two hung out here a lot, or what? [Doofenshmirtz] So, you two hung out here a lot, or what?
151 00:06:33,291 00:06:35,500 Sometimes, but we never ate this much. Sometimes, but we never ate this much.
152 00:06:35,583 00:06:37,458 So, your missing friend, maybe we need to So, your missing friend, maybe we need to
153 00:06:37,542 00:06:39,583 get into his mindset, you know, get into his mindset, you know,
154 00:06:39,667 00:06:41,583 -think like the perp. -Hey, he's not a perp. -think like the perp. -Hey, he's not a perp.
155 00:06:41,667 00:06:43,417 -He's my bu... -You know what I mean. What was he like? -He's my bu... -You know what I mean. What was he like?
156 00:06:43,500 00:06:45,458 Was he a wildly unpredictable ladies man Was he a wildly unpredictable ladies man
157 00:06:45,542 00:06:47,166 who plays by his own rules? who plays by his own rules?
158 00:06:47,250 00:06:49,000 Or maybe, a down on his luck gambler Or maybe, a down on his luck gambler
159 00:06:49,083 00:06:50,458 who plays by his own rules? who plays by his own rules?
160 00:06:50,542 00:06:53,542 Or [stammering] a straight arrow rule follower Or [stammering] a straight arrow rule follower
161 00:06:53,625 00:06:54,959 who plays by his own rules? who plays by his own rules?
162 00:06:55,041 00:06:56,375 Uh, the last one. Uh, the last one.
163 00:06:56,458 00:06:58,000 See, I'm getting into his head already. See, I'm getting into his head already.
164 00:06:58,083 00:07:00,000 -I am Claventree... -"Cavendish." -I am Claventree... -"Cavendish."
165 00:07:00,083 00:07:02,291 And I play by my own rules! And I play by my own rules!
166 00:07:02,375 00:07:03,959 I don't think we're making any progress here. I don't think we're making any progress here.
167 00:07:04,041 00:07:05,542 All we've done is eat. All we've done is eat.
168 00:07:05,625 00:07:07,125 Like, five lunches already today. Like, five lunches already today.
169 00:07:07,208 00:07:08,792 Hey, the third one was your idea. Hey, the third one was your idea.
170 00:07:08,875 00:07:11,041 Yeah, but you're supposed to stop me! Yeah, but you're supposed to stop me!
171 00:07:11,125 00:07:13,625 When i have a dumb idea, I expect my partner When i have a dumb idea, I expect my partner
172 00:07:13,709 00:07:17,041 to call me on it and steer me towards something less self-destructive. to call me on it and steer me towards something less self-destructive.
173 00:07:17,125 00:07:19,291 Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there, buddy. Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there, buddy.
174 00:07:19,375 00:07:23,083 A partner is supposed to fly through the window and hit you with his tail. A partner is supposed to fly through the window and hit you with his tail.
175 00:07:23,166 00:07:25,000 At least, that's what Perry the Platypus did. At least, that's what Perry the Platypus did.
176 00:07:25,083 00:07:27,250 -Well, that's not what Cavendish did. -[exclaims in despair] -Well, that's not what Cavendish did. -[exclaims in despair]
177 00:07:27,333 00:07:29,166 If he was such a great partner, why did you kick him out? If he was such a great partner, why did you kick him out?
178 00:07:29,250 00:07:32,166 I didn't, he left. Haven't you heard anything I've said? I didn't, he left. Haven't you heard anything I've said?
179 00:07:32,250 00:07:35,333 That's all I have done all day, is hear you say things. That's all I have done all day, is hear you say things.
180 00:07:35,417 00:07:37,291 In that annoying nasal tone. In that annoying nasal tone.
181 00:07:37,375 00:07:38,667 Oh, you're the one to talk. Your voice sounds like Oh, you're the one to talk. Your voice sounds like
182 00:07:38,750 00:07:41,500 a screech-owl being dragged under a cement mixer. a screech-owl being dragged under a cement mixer.
183 00:07:41,583 00:07:43,125 You don't know what that sounds like. You don't know what that sounds like.
184 00:07:43,208 00:07:44,583 Yeah, I do, it sounds just like you. Yeah, I do, it sounds just like you.
185 00:07:44,667 00:07:46,000 All right, that's it! All right, that's it!
186 00:07:48,583 00:07:50,458 -[chomps] -That was mine. -[chomps] -That was mine.
187 00:07:50,542 00:07:51,542 I know! I know!
188 00:07:55,208 00:07:56,542 [air hissing] [air hissing]
189 00:08:00,208 00:08:01,208 Yeah! Yeah!
190 00:08:03,000 00:08:04,583 Aw, come on! Aw, come on!
191 00:08:04,667 00:08:07,291 ♪ You've seen him before You're gonna see him soon ♪ ♪ You've seen him before You're gonna see him soon ♪
192 00:08:07,375 00:08:09,667 ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪ ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪
193 00:08:09,750 00:08:11,709 ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪ ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪
194 00:08:14,166 00:08:15,750 -[suspenseful music playing] -[fly buzzing] -[suspenseful music playing] -[fly buzzing]
195 00:08:18,625 00:08:20,834 -[metal clanging] -[jet engine starts up] -[metal clanging] -[jet engine starts up]
196 00:08:21,625 00:08:24,500 Right this way for the scoop of the century. Right this way for the scoop of the century.
197 00:08:24,583 00:08:25,834 An alien ship. An alien ship.
198 00:08:25,917 00:08:28,000 Doesn't look like much because it's cloaked. Doesn't look like much because it's cloaked.
199 00:08:28,083 00:08:29,208 Are you messing with me? Are you messing with me?
200 00:08:29,291 00:08:31,166 No! No, no, no. It's here. Heh! No! No, no, no. It's here. Heh!
201 00:08:31,250 00:08:32,250 I'll show you! I'll show you!
202 00:08:32,333 00:08:35,041 If it wasn't here, could I do this? If it wasn't here, could I do this?
203 00:08:35,125 00:08:36,583 [Cavendish] Ta-da! [Cavendish] Ta-da!
204 00:08:36,834 00:08:37,875 -[birds chirping] -[Cavendish groans softly] -[birds chirping] -[Cavendish groans softly]
205 00:08:37,959 00:08:38,959 [camera shutter clicks] [camera shutter clicks]
206 00:08:39,041 00:08:40,875 Just because I'm a newspaper reporter Just because I'm a newspaper reporter
207 00:08:40,959 00:08:42,500 does not mean I'm a joke! does not mean I'm a joke!
208 00:08:42,583 00:08:45,291 We used to be the world's only source of news, you know? We used to be the world's only source of news, you know?
209 00:08:45,625 00:08:47,834 -[reporter] Nutcase. -[alien ship approaching] -[reporter] Nutcase. -[alien ship approaching]
210 00:08:49,375 00:08:50,375 [exclaims in fright] [exclaims in fright]
211 00:08:51,291 00:08:53,000 [alien ship lands heavily] [alien ship lands heavily]
212 00:08:53,500 00:08:55,250 [Cavendish in awe] It's back! [Cavendish in awe] It's back!
213 00:08:55,333 00:08:57,041 -[door whooshes open] -[Cavendish] A door! -[door whooshes open] -[Cavendish] A door!
214 00:08:57,125 00:08:59,917 If I can't get the people to the saucer, If I can't get the people to the saucer,
215 00:09:00,000 00:09:02,291 I'll take the saucer to the people! I'll take the saucer to the people!
216 00:09:02,375 00:09:05,208 [Cavendish] I'm coming in! Prepare to be boarded. [exclaims] [Cavendish] I'm coming in! Prepare to be boarded. [exclaims]
217 00:09:05,583 00:09:06,709 -[crashes] -[Cavendish grunts in pain] -[crashes] -[Cavendish grunts in pain]
218 00:09:06,792 00:09:07,667 [mysterious alien music playing] [mysterious alien music playing]
219 00:09:07,750 00:09:11,709 Hmm. It appears to have been on autopilot. Hmm. It appears to have been on autopilot.
220 00:09:11,792 00:09:13,041 -Let's see. -[beeps] -Let's see. -[beeps]
221 00:09:13,125 00:09:15,291 -[metallic whirring] -[thuds] -[metallic whirring] -[thuds]
222 00:09:16,333 00:09:17,917 -[whirring] -[Cavendish exclaims in pain] -[whirring] -[Cavendish exclaims in pain]
223 00:09:20,125 00:09:21,709 -[explodes] -[Cavendish exclaims] oh! -[explodes] -[Cavendish exclaims] oh!
224 00:09:21,792 00:09:23,709 -[machine blows up and powers down] -[Cavendish exclaims] ow! -[machine blows up and powers down] -[Cavendish exclaims] ow!
225 00:09:23,792 00:09:25,375 -[machine breaks down] -[glass shatters] -[machine breaks down] -[glass shatters]
226 00:09:26,417 00:09:27,959 -[lever engages] -[jet engine starts] -[lever engages] -[jet engine starts]
227 00:09:29,041 00:09:30,041 [jet engine accelerating] [jet engine accelerating]
228 00:09:33,083 00:09:34,083 [whizzes] [whizzes]
229 00:09:34,166 00:09:35,709 [Cavendish exclaims] [Cavendish exclaims]
230 00:09:35,792 00:09:37,750 -Whoa! -[jet engine stops] -Whoa! -[jet engine stops]
231 00:09:37,834 00:09:39,709 [thuds] [thuds]
232 00:09:39,792 00:09:40,792 Ow! Ow!
233 00:09:42,875 00:09:45,667 [Doofenshmirtz groaning] Oh! Ah! [Doofenshmirtz groaning] Oh! Ah!
234 00:09:46,125 00:09:48,709 Hey, look, I am sorry for what I said earlier Hey, look, I am sorry for what I said earlier
235 00:09:48,792 00:09:51,834 I was just... I was bloated and upset and... I was just... I was bloated and upset and...
236 00:09:51,917 00:09:53,458 [sighs sadly] I was wrong. [sighs sadly] I was wrong.
237 00:09:53,542 00:09:56,625 And I've had a lot of time to think while I was lying here groaning And I've had a lot of time to think while I was lying here groaning
238 00:09:56,709 00:09:57,792 and I've realized something. and I've realized something.
239 00:09:57,875 00:10:00,291 The human body is a disgusting thing? The human body is a disgusting thing?
240 00:10:00,375 00:10:01,583 Well, that, yes, but, but, Well, that, yes, but, but,
241 00:10:01,667 00:10:03,750 It's also... It's not fair to expect anyone It's also... It's not fair to expect anyone
242 00:10:03,834 00:10:06,000 to measure up to someone from your past. to measure up to someone from your past.
243 00:10:06,083 00:10:07,083 You're right. You're right.
244 00:10:07,166 00:10:09,208 You gotta accept people for who they are. You gotta accept people for who they are.
245 00:10:09,291 00:10:10,917 Anyhow, you know, I'll still help you Anyhow, you know, I'll still help you
246 00:10:11,000 00:10:12,583 look for your friend if you want. look for your friend if you want.
247 00:10:12,667 00:10:15,667 Thanks. Hey, you wanna grab one more Slushy Dawg for the road? Thanks. Hey, you wanna grab one more Slushy Dawg for the road?
248 00:10:15,875 00:10:18,375 Yeah, I think I have more feelings to eat. Yeah, I think I have more feelings to eat.
249 00:10:18,834 00:10:20,208 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
250 00:10:20,625 00:10:21,875 -[slaps hand] -Ow. -[slaps hand] -Ow.
251 00:10:22,083 00:10:23,458 [Milo] Here I come! [Milo] Here I come!
252 00:10:23,959 00:10:25,542 -[slaps hand] -Ow. -[slaps hand] -Ow.
253 00:10:27,125 00:10:29,750 [grunts and pants in effort] [grunts and pants in effort]
254 00:10:30,875 00:10:32,917 Boy, someone knows how to make an entrance. Boy, someone knows how to make an entrance.
255 00:10:33,000 00:10:34,291 [alien ship whizzes by] [alien ship whizzes by]
256 00:10:37,000 00:10:39,959 And now we're all in your room. And now we're all in your room.
257 00:10:40,041 00:10:42,792 [nervously] It won't stop! Nothing will stop it. [nervously] It won't stop! Nothing will stop it.
258 00:10:42,875 00:10:44,917 I've tried everything except... I've tried everything except...
259 00:10:45,500 00:10:46,709 -[controls creak] -[lever engages] -[controls creak] -[lever engages]
260 00:10:48,291 00:10:49,750 [jet engine powers down] [jet engine powers down]
261 00:10:50,750 00:10:51,875 [hissing] [hissing]
262 00:10:52,333 00:10:53,750 Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that.
263 00:10:53,834 00:10:54,834 You just got lucky. You just got lucky.
264 00:10:54,917 00:10:56,542 -[explodes] -[Cavendish] whoa! -[explodes] -[Cavendish] whoa!
265 00:10:56,834 00:10:58,375 [screams into the distance] [screams into the distance]
266 00:10:59,458 00:11:00,917 -[crickets chirping] -[Milo] So... -[crickets chirping] -[Milo] So...
267 00:11:01,000 00:11:03,625 You guys wanna just hang out in my room today? You guys wanna just hang out in my room today?
268 00:11:03,709 00:11:06,166 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
269 00:11:06,709 00:11:08,125 And that was the first time And that was the first time
270 00:11:08,208 00:11:09,917 I got to ride on a rescue helicopter. I got to ride on a rescue helicopter.
271 00:11:11,208 00:11:12,959 [Zack grunting in pain] [Zack grunting in pain]
272 00:11:13,542 00:11:14,709 Eh! Eh!
273 00:11:15,667 00:11:17,750 [continues grunting] [continues grunting]
274 00:11:17,834 00:11:19,792 -Bye, Zack! -[Zack] Bye, Dad! -Bye, Zack! -[Zack] Bye, Dad!
275 00:11:20,667 00:11:22,208 [Zack groans] [Zack groans]
276 00:11:22,291 00:11:23,834 Oh, no! What happened? Oh, no! What happened?
277 00:11:23,917 00:11:25,417 I broke my leg. I broke my leg.
278 00:11:25,500 00:11:26,750 Duh. How? Duh. How?
279 00:11:26,834 00:11:29,375 I was trying something new. I was trying something new.
280 00:11:29,458 00:11:31,375 [light applause] [light applause]
281 00:11:33,000 00:11:35,834 [dainty and melodious string music playing] [dainty and melodious string music playing]
282 00:11:37,709 00:11:38,750 [tweets] [tweets]
283 00:11:44,041 00:11:46,875 [loud cheering and applause] [loud cheering and applause]
284 00:11:48,583 00:11:50,208 [audience gasp] [audience gasp]
285 00:11:50,375 00:11:51,959 [audience laugh] [audience laugh]
286 00:11:52,667 00:11:54,166 Interpretive dance, really? Interpretive dance, really?
287 00:11:54,250 00:11:56,542 [sighs] I knew I shouldn't have told you. [sighs] I knew I shouldn't have told you.
288 00:11:56,625 00:11:58,875 Not that it matters, 'cause I'm never doing it again anyway. Not that it matters, 'cause I'm never doing it again anyway.
289 00:11:58,959 00:12:00,041 Why not? Why not?
290 00:12:00,125 00:12:02,166 Did I not mention being tangled in a harp? Did I not mention being tangled in a harp?
291 00:12:02,250 00:12:03,917 You did, but I thought it was a metaphor. You did, but I thought it was a metaphor.
292 00:12:04,000 00:12:05,458 Well, at least you got your friends. Well, at least you got your friends.
293 00:12:05,542 00:12:06,834 And your lunch! And your lunch!
294 00:12:06,917 00:12:08,417 -[groans] -[melancholic music playing] -[groans] -[melancholic music playing]
295 00:12:09,041 00:12:10,417 I've never seen him like this. I've never seen him like this.
296 00:12:10,500 00:12:12,417 We need to do something to cheer him up. We need to do something to cheer him up.
297 00:12:12,875 00:12:14,000 A party! A party!
298 00:12:14,083 00:12:17,834 A cast party! You know, 'cause he has a real cast. A cast party! You know, 'cause he has a real cast.
299 00:12:17,917 00:12:19,959 'Cause... You guys got that? 'Cause... You guys got that?
300 00:12:20,041 00:12:21,041 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
301 00:12:21,125 00:12:22,834 I'll invite him over this weekend. I'll invite him over this weekend.
302 00:12:22,917 00:12:23,959 We can surprise him. We can surprise him.
303 00:12:25,000 00:12:26,458 [Zack grunting in effort] [Zack grunting in effort]
304 00:12:27,125 00:12:28,709 -[doorbell rings] -Hey, Zack! -[doorbell rings] -Hey, Zack!
305 00:12:28,792 00:12:29,875 Hey, Milo. Hey, Milo.
306 00:12:29,959 00:12:31,625 You're wearing man-dals? You're wearing man-dals?
307 00:12:31,709 00:12:34,875 Yup. My foot needed space because I broke my little toe. Yup. My foot needed space because I broke my little toe.
308 00:12:35,166 00:12:36,166 [Martin] Same here. [Martin] Same here.
309 00:12:36,250 00:12:38,291 What are the odds we break the same toe What are the odds we break the same toe
310 00:12:38,375 00:12:39,834 on the same day? on the same day?
311 00:12:39,917 00:12:41,625 Yeah, pretty high in this house. Yeah, pretty high in this house.
312 00:12:41,709 00:12:42,750 Well, nevermind that. Well, nevermind that.
313 00:12:42,834 00:12:44,709 [chuckles] Wait 'til you see this! [chuckles] Wait 'til you see this!
314 00:12:48,000 00:12:49,959 [everyone] Surprise! [everyone] Surprise!
315 00:12:50,041 00:12:51,542 Wow. What's going on? Wow. What's going on?
316 00:12:51,625 00:12:52,834 It's a cast party! It's a cast party!
317 00:12:52,917 00:12:55,166 [Zack] You guys all got sympathy casts? [Zack] You guys all got sympathy casts?
318 00:12:55,250 00:12:56,542 [Milo] No, that's the amazing thing. [Milo] No, that's the amazing thing.
319 00:12:56,625 00:12:58,125 They're all real casts! They're all real casts!
320 00:12:58,208 00:13:00,208 Yesterday, when we were planning the party, Yesterday, when we were planning the party,
321 00:13:00,291 00:13:01,792 everybody broke something. everybody broke something.
322 00:13:01,875 00:13:03,000 It's true, Zack. It's true, Zack.
323 00:13:03,083 00:13:04,542 And I wasn't even around. And I wasn't even around.
324 00:13:04,625 00:13:07,625 I broke my funny bone, which was not actually funny. I broke my funny bone, which was not actually funny.
325 00:13:07,709 00:13:08,917 It was a little funny. It was a little funny.
326 00:13:09,000 00:13:10,625 We threw the party to cheer you up. We threw the party to cheer you up.
327 00:13:10,709 00:13:12,667 Yeah, we don't want you to be such a sad sack. Yeah, we don't want you to be such a sad sack.
328 00:13:12,750 00:13:13,834 Or sad-Zack. Or sad-Zack.
329 00:13:13,917 00:13:16,458 Like, because his name is... Oh, you get it. Like, because his name is... Oh, you get it.
330 00:13:16,542 00:13:18,250 I even brought these handy mood-charts I even brought these handy mood-charts
331 00:13:18,333 00:13:19,333 to check our success. to check our success.
332 00:13:19,875 00:13:21,917 [Zack] Wait. Where did you get all those pictures of me? [Zack] Wait. Where did you get all those pictures of me?
333 00:13:22,000 00:13:23,917 And how did everyone manage to break something And how did everyone manage to break something
334 00:13:24,000 00:13:25,000 all in one day? all in one day?
335 00:13:25,125 00:13:28,000 [everyone chattering] [everyone chattering]
336 00:13:28,083 00:13:29,875 [shouts] Maybe one at a time! [shouts] Maybe one at a time!
337 00:13:29,959 00:13:31,875 Um. Amanda's story is great. Um. Amanda's story is great.
338 00:13:31,959 00:13:33,583 Oh, Milo! Thank you. Oh, Milo! Thank you.
339 00:13:33,667 00:13:35,583 I was skateboarding to Milo's this morning... I was skateboarding to Milo's this morning...
340 00:13:35,667 00:13:37,291 Yes, me. I skateboard. Yes, me. I skateboard.
341 00:13:37,375 00:13:39,000 But it gets's even stranger than that. But it gets's even stranger than that.
342 00:13:39,834 00:13:42,041 [Amanda] All of a sudden, flying mice fell from the sky [Amanda] All of a sudden, flying mice fell from the sky
343 00:13:42,125 00:13:43,291 and landed on my head. and landed on my head.
344 00:13:43,542 00:13:44,959 I didn't even know mice could fly I didn't even know mice could fly
345 00:13:45,041 00:13:46,583 and neither did the internet. and neither did the internet.
346 00:13:46,667 00:13:48,583 -I looked it up. -[Amanda screams] -I looked it up. -[Amanda screams]
347 00:13:49,000 00:13:50,041 [Amanda] Ow. [Amanda] Ow.
348 00:13:50,125 00:13:51,458 I broke my arm I broke my arm
349 00:13:51,542 00:13:53,208 but I got these two cuties. but I got these two cuties.
350 00:13:53,291 00:13:54,625 -[mice squeaking] -Muffin and Bitey. -[mice squeaking] -Muffin and Bitey.
351 00:13:54,709 00:13:56,208 [dismissively] Yeah, yeah. Vermin from the sky. [dismissively] Yeah, yeah. Vermin from the sky.
352 00:13:56,291 00:13:57,792 Can we tell our story now? Can we tell our story now?
353 00:13:57,875 00:14:01,375 So, we were eating ice cream at Melty McScoopsalot... So, we were eating ice cream at Melty McScoopsalot...
354 00:14:01,458 00:14:03,375 You know, sometimes when I wriggle my fingers, You know, sometimes when I wriggle my fingers,
355 00:14:03,458 00:14:06,959 I realize how weird fingers are and it freaks me out. I realize how weird fingers are and it freaks me out.
356 00:14:07,041 00:14:10,125 Yeah, and sometimes I wonder if everything happens for a reason Yeah, and sometimes I wonder if everything happens for a reason
357 00:14:10,208 00:14:12,667 -or it's all just chaos... -[metal crashing] -or it's all just chaos... -[metal crashing]
358 00:14:13,583 00:14:15,458 Yeah, I'm thinking it's all just chaos. Yeah, I'm thinking it's all just chaos.
359 00:14:15,792 00:14:17,458 And that's how we learned And that's how we learned
360 00:14:17,542 00:14:20,792 that Fudgie-Nut and Bubblegum Burst ice cream go great together. that Fudgie-Nut and Bubblegum Burst ice cream go great together.
361 00:14:20,875 00:14:22,750 That's cool. And I mean that literally. That's cool. And I mean that literally.
362 00:14:22,834 00:14:24,625 Whoa. Zack made a funny. Whoa. Zack made a funny.
363 00:14:24,709 00:14:26,041 [excitedly] He is cheering up. [excitedly] He is cheering up.
364 00:14:26,583 00:14:28,625 [Amanda] I think he's a number four. [Amanda] I think he's a number four.
365 00:14:28,709 00:14:30,875 Okay, it's my turn. Okay, it's my turn.
366 00:14:30,959 00:14:32,542 I was with Mildred I was with Mildred
367 00:14:32,625 00:14:34,125 doing Hatha yoga. doing Hatha yoga.
368 00:14:34,208 00:14:35,333 [Indian sitar music playing] [Indian sitar music playing]
369 00:14:35,417 00:14:36,458 [splotches] [splotches]
370 00:14:36,917 00:14:38,208 [grunts in pain] [grunts in pain]
371 00:14:38,291 00:14:40,875 -[cat yowls] -[screaming] Ow! Ow! Mildred, help! -[cat yowls] -[screaming] Ow! Ow! Mildred, help!
372 00:14:41,333 00:14:43,959 -[tense music playing] -Mildred! Help me, Mildred! -[tense music playing] -Mildred! Help me, Mildred!
373 00:14:44,625 00:14:46,291 [music stops and slowly rises pitch] [music stops and slowly rises pitch]
374 00:14:46,375 00:14:48,208 [trembling] Mildred? [trembling] Mildred?
375 00:14:49,375 00:14:51,458 -[trembling nervously] Mildred? -[music stops] -[trembling nervously] Mildred? -[music stops]
376 00:14:52,041 00:14:53,166 [screams] Aah! [screams] Aah!
377 00:14:53,959 00:14:55,750 It was very stressful It was very stressful
378 00:14:55,834 00:14:58,041 but I'm glad Mildred is okay. but I'm glad Mildred is okay.
379 00:14:59,000 00:15:00,917 Well, I'm glad it all worked out Well, I'm glad it all worked out
380 00:15:01,000 00:15:03,667 for you and your... [stammering] Friend. for you and your... [stammering] Friend.
381 00:15:03,750 00:15:07,166 Uh, yeah. Um... Sara... What happened to you? Uh, yeah. Um... Sara... What happened to you?
382 00:15:07,250 00:15:08,542 Oh, yeah. You see, I volunteer Oh, yeah. You see, I volunteer
383 00:15:08,625 00:15:10,709 at the One-Eyed Chihuahua Rescue Shelter. at the One-Eyed Chihuahua Rescue Shelter.
384 00:15:10,792 00:15:11,834 -[serene music playing] -[dogs whimpering] -[serene music playing] -[dogs whimpering]
385 00:15:11,917 00:15:13,000 [Sara] Here you go, Cyclops. [Sara] Here you go, Cyclops.
386 00:15:13,083 00:15:15,083 Ooh. Don't start eating Pirate's food Ooh. Don't start eating Pirate's food
387 00:15:15,166 00:15:17,291 or I'll have to feed you and your plate with Winkey. or I'll have to feed you and your plate with Winkey.
388 00:15:17,375 00:15:18,750 -[cat meows angrily] -[high tempo jazz music playing] -[cat meows angrily] -[high tempo jazz music playing]
389 00:15:18,834 00:15:20,750 [dogs barking and clamoring] [dogs barking and clamoring]
390 00:15:20,834 00:15:22,709 -[cat meows] -[dogs continue barking] -[cat meows] -[dogs continue barking]
391 00:15:22,792 00:15:23,917 -Oh, no! -[music stops abruptly] -Oh, no! -[music stops abruptly]
392 00:15:24,000 00:15:26,959 [nervously] Uh... Doctor, are you sure about this? [nervously] Uh... Doctor, are you sure about this?
393 00:15:27,041 00:15:29,333 I, I feel much more comfortable at my own home. I, I feel much more comfortable at my own home.
394 00:15:29,417 00:15:31,250 Now, Carl, for a man who suffers Now, Carl, for a man who suffers
395 00:15:31,333 00:15:32,542 from a fear of everything, from a fear of everything,
396 00:15:32,625 00:15:35,083 you can not expect to treat it by hiding in your home. you can not expect to treat it by hiding in your home.
397 00:15:35,166 00:15:36,709 Just try to consider being out here Just try to consider being out here
398 00:15:36,792 00:15:39,291 as your first baby steps to recovery. as your first baby steps to recovery.
399 00:15:40,333 00:15:42,291 -See? Everything is fine. -[dogs barking] -See? Everything is fine. -[dogs barking]
400 00:15:42,375 00:15:43,917 -[cat meows loudly] -[dogs barking] -[cat meows loudly] -[dogs barking]
401 00:15:44,000 00:15:46,125 -[Carl screams in confusion] -I wanna go... -[Carl screams in confusion] -I wanna go...
402 00:15:46,208 00:15:48,500 I wanna go home! [in distance] I wanna go home! I wanna go home! [in distance] I wanna go home!
403 00:15:48,583 00:15:50,041 [dogs continue barking] [dogs continue barking]
404 00:15:50,125 00:15:52,083 -[cat meows loudly] -[upbeat music playing] -[cat meows loudly] -[upbeat music playing]
405 00:15:52,333 00:15:54,917 -Whoa! Oops! [grunts in pain] -[crashes] -Whoa! Oops! [grunts in pain] -[crashes]
406 00:15:55,000 00:15:56,834 [dogs continue barking] [dogs continue barking]
407 00:15:56,917 00:15:58,500 [Sara] And the dogs just kept running. [Sara] And the dogs just kept running.
408 00:15:58,583 00:16:00,083 It was very upsetting. It was very upsetting.
409 00:16:00,166 00:16:01,291 I'm still processing it. I'm still processing it.
410 00:16:01,375 00:16:02,834 Sorry you couldn't find the dogs. Sorry you couldn't find the dogs.
411 00:16:02,917 00:16:03,959 We'll keep an eye out for them. We'll keep an eye out for them.
412 00:16:04,041 00:16:06,333 I mean... [stammering] Not an eye out. I mean... [stammering] Not an eye out.
413 00:16:06,417 00:16:09,458 I didn't mean it like because he's a one-eyed dog, it's... I didn't mean it like because he's a one-eyed dog, it's...
414 00:16:09,625 00:16:11,417 Melissa, what's your story? Melissa, what's your story?
415 00:16:11,542 00:16:14,125 I was honing my sparring skills in martial arts class... I was honing my sparring skills in martial arts class...
416 00:16:16,709 00:16:18,000 [Oriental flute playing softly] [Oriental flute playing softly]
417 00:16:18,625 00:16:19,959 [intense drum beats playing] [intense drum beats playing]
418 00:16:20,417 00:16:22,000 [sensei groans] [sensei groans]
419 00:16:22,083 00:16:23,834 -[carl shouting continuously] -I wanna go home! I wanna go home! -[carl shouting continuously] -I wanna go home! I wanna go home!
420 00:16:25,166 00:16:27,125 [Carl screaming] Ooh! Why are you doing this to me? [Carl screaming] Ooh! Why are you doing this to me?
421 00:16:27,208 00:16:29,333 -Ow! -You saved my life. -Ow! -You saved my life.
422 00:16:29,417 00:16:30,959 -Thank you! -[students cheering] -Thank you! -[students cheering]
423 00:16:31,041 00:16:33,000 [students cheering] Whoo-hoo! Bravo! Bravo! [students cheering] Whoo-hoo! Bravo! Bravo!
424 00:16:33,083 00:16:34,959 Ow! Yeah, I think I broke my foot. Ow! Yeah, I think I broke my foot.
425 00:16:35,041 00:16:37,083 Ow! Okay, but thanks for the accolades. Ow! Ow! Okay, but thanks for the accolades. Ow!
426 00:16:37,166 00:16:39,041 And since I was already up there, And since I was already up there,
427 00:16:39,125 00:16:40,166 they carried me to the ER. they carried me to the ER.
428 00:16:40,250 00:16:41,417 Wow, Melissa! Wow, Melissa!
429 00:16:41,500 00:16:44,000 You sacrificed your foot for the greater good. You sacrificed your foot for the greater good.
430 00:16:44,083 00:16:45,375 What happened to you guys? What happened to you guys?
431 00:16:45,458 00:16:47,000 We both broke our legs We both broke our legs
432 00:16:47,083 00:16:50,208 because of Mort's lifelong dream of becoming a rodeo clown. because of Mort's lifelong dream of becoming a rodeo clown.
433 00:16:50,291 00:16:53,500 I found a rodeo clown class in the learning gazette. I found a rodeo clown class in the learning gazette.
434 00:16:54,083 00:16:55,417 [Mort] We thought there would be [Mort] We thought there would be
435 00:16:55,500 00:16:57,583 -some sort of teacher but... -[gate breaking] -some sort of teacher but... -[gate breaking]
436 00:16:57,667 00:16:59,750 -[growls angrily] -[children clamoring] -[growls angrily] -[children clamoring]
437 00:16:59,834 00:17:01,000 [dramatic music playing] [dramatic music playing]
438 00:17:01,083 00:17:02,083 [sniffs] [sniffs]
439 00:17:03,959 00:17:05,125 Bort, look out! Bort, look out!
440 00:17:05,208 00:17:06,208 -[humming softly] -[bull bellowing angrily] -[humming softly] -[bull bellowing angrily]
441 00:17:06,834 00:17:09,250 [Bort] I did some really cool interpretive clown dance moves [Bort] I did some really cool interpretive clown dance moves
442 00:17:09,333 00:17:11,125 that I learned in class at the community center that I learned in class at the community center
443 00:17:11,208 00:17:13,125 that had an actual teacher. that had an actual teacher.
444 00:17:13,208 00:17:17,125 I totally hooked that bull in! Ha, ha! Way to go dude! I totally hooked that bull in! Ha, ha! Way to go dude!
445 00:17:21,083 00:17:22,250 [bull bellows angrily] [bull bellows angrily]
446 00:17:22,333 00:17:23,583 [hillbilly banjo music playing] [hillbilly banjo music playing]
447 00:17:23,959 00:17:26,000 -[both screaming] Aah! -[bull bellowing] -[both screaming] Aah! -[bull bellowing]
448 00:17:26,333 00:17:27,250 [crashes] [crashes]
449 00:17:27,333 00:17:30,250 In spite of the outcome, I felt really happy. In spite of the outcome, I felt really happy.
450 00:17:30,333 00:17:34,000 I mean, I lived my dream for, like, eight seconds! I mean, I lived my dream for, like, eight seconds!
451 00:17:34,417 00:17:36,208 I didn't know you took interpretive dance classes. I didn't know you took interpretive dance classes.
452 00:17:36,291 00:17:38,875 [condescending] Interpretive clown dance classes. [condescending] Interpretive clown dance classes.
453 00:17:38,959 00:17:40,375 Huh. Must be a different teacher. Huh. Must be a different teacher.
454 00:17:40,458 00:17:42,917 It's great that you broke your leg living your dream. It's great that you broke your leg living your dream.
455 00:17:43,000 00:17:44,458 That's how I broke my wrist today. That's how I broke my wrist today.
456 00:17:44,542 00:17:45,667 Cool. What happened? Cool. What happened?
457 00:17:45,750 00:17:48,583 Well, every once in a while, I like to ride dirt bikes Well, every once in a while, I like to ride dirt bikes
458 00:17:48,667 00:17:50,041 on extremely rough terrain. on extremely rough terrain.
459 00:17:50,500 00:17:51,709 [everyone, surprised] You do? [everyone, surprised] You do?
460 00:17:52,041 00:17:53,917 You don't know everything about me. You don't know everything about me.
461 00:17:54,000 00:17:54,875 [eagle screeches] [eagle screeches]
462 00:17:54,959 00:17:56,500 [Brigette] So, I was shooting loops on Dragon's Back [Brigette] So, I was shooting loops on Dragon's Back
463 00:17:56,583 00:17:58,375 and almost ate it on the first turn. and almost ate it on the first turn.
464 00:17:58,458 00:18:00,959 Luckily, I pulled it together before the triple. Luckily, I pulled it together before the triple.
465 00:18:01,041 00:18:03,125 -The G-forces were intense! -[heavy metal music playing] -The G-forces were intense! -[heavy metal music playing]
466 00:18:03,208 00:18:04,375 I would've totally beat my time I would've totally beat my time
467 00:18:04,458 00:18:07,166 if it weren't for the gnarly rock avalanche. if it weren't for the gnarly rock avalanche.
468 00:18:07,583 00:18:08,709 It's no biggie. It's no biggie.
469 00:18:08,792 00:18:10,709 The bike's hand brake is on the right side. The bike's hand brake is on the right side.
470 00:18:10,792 00:18:13,125 That is rad, Mrs. M. That is rad, Mrs. M.
471 00:18:13,208 00:18:14,583 Sounds like it was totally worth it Sounds like it was totally worth it
472 00:18:14,667 00:18:16,500 because you were doing something you love. because you were doing something you love.
473 00:18:16,625 00:18:18,208 -Totally! -Oh, look! -Totally! -Oh, look!
474 00:18:18,291 00:18:19,667 [Amanda] Zack is a nine! [Amanda] Zack is a nine!
475 00:18:20,291 00:18:21,625 [everyone cheering] [everyone cheering]
476 00:18:21,709 00:18:24,500 Okay, okay. I admit it. I'm feeling a little nine-y. Okay, okay. I admit it. I'm feeling a little nine-y.
477 00:18:24,583 00:18:26,083 Happy? Whose story is next? Happy? Whose story is next?
478 00:18:26,166 00:18:27,709 Well, I guess mine. Well, I guess mine.
479 00:18:27,792 00:18:29,875 Although, it's not as good a story as the rest. Although, it's not as good a story as the rest.
480 00:18:29,959 00:18:32,125 We were hanging on the pinata for the party, We were hanging on the pinata for the party,
481 00:18:32,208 00:18:35,083 even though this isn't the kind of party that needed a pinata. even though this isn't the kind of party that needed a pinata.
482 00:18:35,166 00:18:37,291 But, you know, we loved hanging pinatas. But, you know, we loved hanging pinatas.
483 00:18:37,375 00:18:38,375 -So... -[chicken clucks and crashes in distance] -So... -[chicken clucks and crashes in distance]
484 00:18:40,709 00:18:41,834 -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow! -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow!
485 00:18:41,917 00:18:42,917 [Diogee yelps] [Diogee yelps]
486 00:18:46,125 00:18:48,166 See? I told you it wasn't a good story. See? I told you it wasn't a good story.
487 00:18:48,250 00:18:51,041 [scoffs] You were doing something you love when it happened. [scoffs] You were doing something you love when it happened.
488 00:18:51,125 00:18:53,959 You're right. We do love hanging Pinatas. You're right. We do love hanging Pinatas.
489 00:18:54,041 00:18:56,000 So, the moral of the story is... So, the moral of the story is...
490 00:18:56,083 00:18:57,625 Never do anything you love? Never do anything you love?
491 00:18:57,709 00:18:58,959 [everyone] No! [everyone] No!
492 00:18:59,041 00:19:00,166 I know what the lesson is. I know what the lesson is.
493 00:19:00,250 00:19:01,959 Terrible things can happen Terrible things can happen
494 00:19:02,041 00:19:03,291 even if you're just standing there. even if you're just standing there.
495 00:19:03,375 00:19:05,542 So you might as well do something you love, right? So you might as well do something you love, right?
496 00:19:05,625 00:19:07,333 Dr. D's right, Zack. Dr. D's right, Zack.
497 00:19:07,417 00:19:09,792 Which is why you have to get back on the interpretive dance horse Which is why you have to get back on the interpretive dance horse
498 00:19:09,875 00:19:11,500 and stop being afraid of your unitard. and stop being afraid of your unitard.
499 00:19:11,583 00:19:14,166 Even if I risk breaking my other leg? Even if I risk breaking my other leg?
500 00:19:14,250 00:19:16,166 Yup! Because we can never let fear Yup! Because we can never let fear
501 00:19:16,250 00:19:18,041 keep us from doing what we love. keep us from doing what we love.
502 00:19:18,125 00:19:19,125 [Diogee barks excitedly] [Diogee barks excitedly]
503 00:19:19,208 00:19:22,458 Ack! Diogee! [laughs heartily] Ack! Diogee! [laughs heartily]
504 00:19:22,875 00:19:25,125 And we have a ten! And we have a ten!
505 00:19:25,208 00:19:28,125 -[crowd] Whoo-hoo! -[everyone cheering] -[crowd] Whoo-hoo! -[everyone cheering]
506 00:19:28,792 00:19:31,333 [continues laughing crazily] [continues laughing crazily]
507 00:19:31,417 00:19:32,917 Oh, no! He's on to 12! That's dangerous! Oh, no! He's on to 12! That's dangerous!
508 00:19:33,000 00:19:35,000 Somebody stop him! Somebody do something! Somebody stop him! Somebody do something!
509 00:19:35,083 00:19:36,250 [laughing manically] [laughing manically]
510 00:19:36,333 00:19:37,208 -[punches hard] -Ow! -[punches hard] -Ow!
511 00:19:38,041 00:19:39,583 Oof. Thanks. Oof. Thanks.
512 00:19:39,667 00:19:41,834 [everyone cheering] [everyone cheering]
513 00:19:41,917 00:19:43,458 [upbeat music playing] [everyone chattering] [upbeat music playing] [everyone chattering]
514 00:19:50,041 00:19:51,500 It's a great party, Milo. It's a great party, Milo.
515 00:19:51,583 00:19:53,458 I'm just glad that all of these accidents I'm just glad that all of these accidents
516 00:19:53,542 00:19:55,208 weren't somehow related to me. weren't somehow related to me.
517 00:19:55,291 00:19:56,667 As far as we know. As far as we know.
518 00:19:56,750 00:19:58,333 As far as we know. As far as we know.
519 00:20:00,166 00:20:01,792 [funky music playing] [funky music playing]
520 00:20:03,875 00:20:07,333 [man humming and vocalizing] [man humming and vocalizing]
521 00:20:09,583 00:20:11,375 [squealing] [squealing]
522 00:20:12,750 00:20:13,750 [screeches] [screeches]
523 00:20:19,291 00:20:20,291 [screaming] [screaming]
524 00:20:20,375 00:20:22,417 ♪ Like the ripples From a pebble when ♪ ♪ Like the ripples From a pebble when ♪
525 00:20:22,500 00:20:25,208 ♪ It drops into a lake ♪ ♪ It drops into a lake ♪
526 00:20:26,000 00:20:27,041 [screeches in fright] [screeches in fright]
527 00:20:27,125 00:20:29,417 ♪ You gotta get your Little fishnets just to ♪ ♪ You gotta get your Little fishnets just to ♪
528 00:20:29,500 00:20:32,583 ♪ See the circles That it makes ♪ ♪ See the circles That it makes ♪
529 00:20:33,542 00:20:34,583 ♪ If a butterfly Flaps its wings ♪ ♪ If a butterfly Flaps its wings ♪
530 00:20:34,667 00:20:36,125 -[grunts in pain] -[cat yowls] -[grunts in pain] -[cat yowls]
531 00:20:36,208 00:20:39,000 ♪ It does't just Make you cheery ♪ ♪ It does't just Make you cheery ♪
532 00:20:39,083 00:20:43,000 ♪ It changed the weather Half-a-world away ♪ ♪ It changed the weather Half-a-world away ♪
533 00:20:43,083 00:20:46,083 ♪ It's just a little Chaos theory ♪ ♪ It's just a little Chaos theory ♪
534 00:20:46,166 00:20:49,041 ♪ I know it's hard To visualize ♪ ♪ I know it's hard To visualize ♪
535 00:20:49,291 00:20:52,041 ♪ It offers an abstraction ♪ ♪ It offers an abstraction ♪
536 00:20:52,834 00:20:56,208 ♪ But even just a little nudge sometimes ♪ ♪ But even just a little nudge sometimes ♪
537 00:20:56,291 00:21:01,000 ♪ Can start A big chain reaction ♪ ♪ Can start A big chain reaction ♪
538 00:21:01,333 00:21:05,250 ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪
539 00:21:05,333 00:21:07,875 ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ ♪ When you tip a domino ♪
540 00:21:08,000 00:21:11,917 ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪
541 00:21:12,000 00:21:14,291 ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ ♪ When you tip a domino ♪
542 00:21:14,375 00:21:15,375 [chickens clucking] [chickens clucking]
543 00:21:15,458 00:21:18,500 ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪
544 00:21:18,583 00:21:20,959 ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ ♪ When you tip a domino ♪
545 00:21:21,041 00:21:23,041 ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪
546 00:21:23,125 00:21:24,417 -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow! -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow!
547 00:21:24,500 00:21:25,583 [Diogee yelps] [Diogee yelps]
548 00:21:25,667 00:21:27,542 ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ ♪ When you tip a domino ♪
549 00:21:28,125 00:21:29,917 Yup, great party. Yup, great party.
550 00:21:32,834 00:21:35,166 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
551 00:21:35,250 00:21:37,792 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
552 00:21:37,875 00:21:40,333 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
553 00:21:42,667 00:21:45,542 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
554 00:21:45,625 00:21:48,583 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
555 00:21:48,875 00:21:50,500 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
556 00:21:50,583 00:21:52,792 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
557 00:21:52,875 00:21:55,250 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪