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1 | 00:00:04,667 | 00:00:07,458 | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ |
2 | 00:00:07,542 | 00:00:09,959 | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ |
3 | 00:00:10,041 | 00:00:12,458 | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ |
4 | 00:00:12,542 | 00:00:15,166 | ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ | ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ |
5 | 00:00:15,250 | 00:00:17,667 | ♪ Whoa | ♪ Whoa |
6 | 00:00:17,750 | 00:00:20,166 | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ |
7 | 00:00:20,250 | 00:00:22,291 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
8 | 00:00:22,375 | 00:00:25,000 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
9 | 00:00:25,083 | 00:00:29,959 | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ |
10 | 00:00:30,250 | 00:00:32,083 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
11 | 00:00:32,250 | 00:00:35,000 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
12 | 00:00:41,208 | 00:00:43,375 | So, if what we're doing is picking up Milo, | So, if what we're doing is picking up Milo, |
13 | 00:00:43,458 | 00:00:45,375 | why did we have to get here an hour early? | why did we have to get here an hour early? |
14 | 00:00:45,458 | 00:00:46,500 | [snaps] | [snaps] |
15 | 00:00:46,583 | 00:00:48,166 | -Oh, I see. -[smacks lips] | -Oh, I see. -[smacks lips] |
16 | 00:00:48,250 | 00:00:49,417 | Don't say boom. | Don't say boom. |
17 | 00:00:49,500 | 00:00:53,166 | Hey, Milo, get your backpack down here, we're wasting daylight! | Hey, Milo, get your backpack down here, we're wasting daylight! |
18 | 00:00:53,250 | 00:00:54,917 | [crashes] | [crashes] |
19 | 00:00:55,000 | 00:00:56,625 | -[muffled] Be down in a minute. -What? | -[muffled] Be down in a minute. -What? |
20 | 00:00:57,959 | 00:01:00,208 | -[creaking] -[milo straining] | -[creaking] -[milo straining] |
21 | 00:01:00,291 | 00:01:01,375 | [crashes] | [crashes] |
22 | 00:01:01,458 | 00:01:03,500 | [muffled] Be down in a minute. [clears throat] | [muffled] Be down in a minute. [clears throat] |
23 | 00:01:03,583 | 00:01:05,750 | [in normal voice] I said, be down in a minute. | [in normal voice] I said, be down in a minute. |
24 | 00:01:06,000 | 00:01:07,792 | -[crashes] -[Milo screams] | -[crashes] -[Milo screams] |
25 | 00:01:07,917 | 00:01:09,875 | [Milo] Maybe a minute and a half. | [Milo] Maybe a minute and a half. |
26 | 00:01:10,166 | 00:01:12,333 | Don't suppose you brought a deck of cards. | Don't suppose you brought a deck of cards. |
27 | 00:01:13,166 | 00:01:16,208 | Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 106. | Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 106. |
28 | 00:01:16,291 | 00:01:17,500 | It's been several... [groans] | It's been several... [groans] |
29 | 00:01:17,583 | 00:01:20,583 | It's been several days since I went rogue and left the agency, | It's been several days since I went rogue and left the agency, |
30 | 00:01:20,667 | 00:01:23,667 | and I think, at long last, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. | and I think, at long last, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. |
31 | 00:01:23,750 | 00:01:26,125 | The unusual heat signature pattern that I've been following | The unusual heat signature pattern that I've been following |
32 | 00:01:26,208 | 00:01:28,041 | seems to be getting stronger. | seems to be getting stronger. |
33 | 00:01:28,125 | 00:01:30,792 | I feel the alien ship is very near, and I... | I feel the alien ship is very near, and I... |
34 | 00:01:31,041 | 00:01:32,166 | What the... | What the... |
35 | 00:01:32,250 | 00:01:34,959 | Oh, thank goodness it's just honey. [laughs] | Oh, thank goodness it's just honey. [laughs] |
36 | 00:01:35,041 | 00:01:37,000 | That could've been a huge disaster. | That could've been a huge disaster. |
37 | 00:01:37,083 | 00:01:38,542 | [sniffing] | [sniffing] |
38 | 00:01:38,917 | 00:01:40,125 | [slurps] | [slurps] |
39 | 00:01:40,709 | 00:01:45,917 | -[Cavendish screaming] -[bear growling] | -[Cavendish screaming] -[bear growling] |
40 | 00:01:46,667 | 00:01:49,250 | -[bear slurping] -[Cavendish giggling uncontrollably] | -[bear slurping] -[Cavendish giggling uncontrollably] |
41 | 00:01:49,333 | 00:01:51,208 | Stop it, stop it! No, seriously. | Stop it, stop it! No, seriously. |
42 | 00:01:51,583 | 00:01:54,834 | Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 170. | Balthazar T. Cavendish, Field Report 170. |
43 | 00:01:54,917 | 00:01:58,333 | As luck would have it, an unpleasant incident concerning unsolicited honey | As luck would have it, an unpleasant incident concerning unsolicited honey |
44 | 00:01:58,417 | 00:02:02,500 | and a rather ravenous bear, led me directly to that which I have sought. | and a rather ravenous bear, led me directly to that which I have sought. |
45 | 00:02:02,583 | 00:02:05,250 | At long last, I have found the alien ship. | At long last, I have found the alien ship. |
46 | 00:02:05,333 | 00:02:08,083 | And with this as proof, I will surely open the eyes of the public | And with this as proof, I will surely open the eyes of the public |
47 | 00:02:08,166 | 00:02:10,125 | to the danger of the alien presence among us. | to the danger of the alien presence among us. |
48 | 00:02:10,208 | 00:02:11,083 | [phone beeps] | [phone beeps] |
49 | 00:02:11,583 | 00:02:14,250 | [crackling] | [crackling] |
50 | 00:02:14,333 | 00:02:16,208 | [automated voice] Cloaking malfunction. | [automated voice] Cloaking malfunction. |
51 | 00:02:16,291 | 00:02:18,959 | -Cloaking malfunction. Cloaking malf... -[crackles] | -Cloaking malfunction. Cloaking malf... -[crackles] |
52 | 00:02:20,709 | 00:02:22,333 | [Dakota] It's just with Cavendish gone and everything, | [Dakota] It's just with Cavendish gone and everything, |
53 | 00:02:22,417 | 00:02:23,625 | I don't know what to do with my time. | I don't know what to do with my time. |
54 | 00:02:23,709 | 00:02:25,208 | Yeah, I know how you feel. | Yeah, I know how you feel. |
55 | 00:02:25,291 | 00:02:28,083 | Yeah, so anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to work with me. | Yeah, so anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to work with me. |
56 | 00:02:28,166 | 00:02:29,208 | You know, looking for Cavendish. | You know, looking for Cavendish. |
57 | 00:02:29,291 | 00:02:31,291 | Hmm, helping, finding, | Hmm, helping, finding, |
58 | 00:02:31,375 | 00:02:33,250 | sound like things a good guy would do, right? | sound like things a good guy would do, right? |
59 | 00:02:33,333 | 00:02:35,250 | -I'm in. -Fantastic. | -I'm in. -Fantastic. |
60 | 00:02:35,333 | 00:02:36,875 | Oh, and sorry again about the mess, | Oh, and sorry again about the mess, |
61 | 00:02:36,959 | 00:02:39,166 | and aethers, they're so volatile, am I right? | and aethers, they're so volatile, am I right? |
62 | 00:02:41,375 | 00:02:44,792 | -[thuds] -[creaking] | -[thuds] -[creaking] |
63 | 00:02:48,417 | 00:02:50,500 | -[Milo straining] -[car jack cranking] | -[Milo straining] -[car jack cranking] |
64 | 00:02:51,333 | 00:02:53,250 | [Milo] Hold on, almost there. | [Milo] Hold on, almost there. |
65 | 00:02:53,333 | 00:02:54,875 | You got any games on your phone? | You got any games on your phone? |
66 | 00:02:54,959 | 00:02:56,834 | Read 'em and weep. | Read 'em and weep. |
67 | 00:02:56,917 | 00:03:00,166 | Why would I weep? Because I feel so sorry for you when I double your high score? | Why would I weep? Because I feel so sorry for you when I double your high score? |
68 | 00:03:00,291 | 00:03:03,375 | Talk is cheap, but I got the high score in the game regionally. | Talk is cheap, but I got the high score in the game regionally. |
69 | 00:03:03,458 | 00:03:04,959 | -Hah! Boom! -[victory tune plays on phone] | -Hah! Boom! -[victory tune plays on phone] |
70 | 00:03:05,041 | 00:03:06,208 | Wait, how did you do tha... | Wait, how did you do tha... |
71 | 00:03:07,417 | 00:03:08,417 | Teach me. | Teach me. |
72 | 00:03:09,375 | 00:03:11,333 | [security guard] Sir, sir, you can't go in there! | [security guard] Sir, sir, you can't go in there! |
73 | 00:03:11,417 | 00:03:13,250 | -[door slams open] -I'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison... | -[door slams open] -I'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison... |
74 | 00:03:13,333 | 00:03:15,458 | I'm sorry for the interruption, but I have a breaking news story | I'm sorry for the interruption, but I have a breaking news story |
75 | 00:03:15,542 | 00:03:18,000 | that you simply must see! | that you simply must see! |
76 | 00:03:18,417 | 00:03:22,041 | Yes, and I have an app to put an armadillo on every picture. | Yes, and I have an app to put an armadillo on every picture. |
77 | 00:03:22,125 | 00:03:24,250 | -Christine! -[panting] | -Christine! -[panting] |
78 | 00:03:25,375 | 00:03:26,583 | Get this guy outta here. | Get this guy outta here. |
79 | 00:03:26,667 | 00:03:28,000 | [groans] | [groans] |
80 | 00:03:29,709 | 00:03:31,709 | Ugh! Beans on toast! | Ugh! Beans on toast! |
81 | 00:03:32,834 | 00:03:34,792 | You there, boy, grab that van and come with me. | You there, boy, grab that van and come with me. |
82 | 00:03:34,875 | 00:03:38,250 | And prepare yourself for the scoop of the century. | And prepare yourself for the scoop of the century. |
83 | 00:03:38,333 | 00:03:39,875 | Yeah! Promotion! | Yeah! Promotion! |
84 | 00:03:39,959 | 00:03:42,125 | Not bad for my first day on the loading dock. | Not bad for my first day on the loading dock. |
85 | 00:03:42,959 | 00:03:44,458 | [Cavendish whispering] It's right this way. | [Cavendish whispering] It's right this way. |
86 | 00:03:44,542 | 00:03:46,792 | If this leads the news at 5:00 and 11:00, | If this leads the news at 5:00 and 11:00, |
87 | 00:03:46,875 | 00:03:48,291 | I'm hoping it will raise the alarm | I'm hoping it will raise the alarm |
88 | 00:03:48,375 | 00:03:50,667 | -about the alien invasion. -[crackling] | -about the alien invasion. -[crackling] |
89 | 00:03:52,834 | 00:03:54,083 | Well, what do you think? | Well, what do you think? |
90 | 00:03:54,709 | 00:03:57,542 | Yeah, [hesitatingly] uh, what am I supposed to be looking at exactly? | Yeah, [hesitatingly] uh, what am I supposed to be looking at exactly? |
91 | 00:03:57,625 | 00:04:00,959 | The giant spacecraft, directly behind me, you Dumpty. | The giant spacecraft, directly behind me, you Dumpty. |
92 | 00:04:01,834 | 00:04:04,291 | How come, every time, I steal a news van with a guy in a top-hat, | How come, every time, I steal a news van with a guy in a top-hat, |
93 | 00:04:04,375 | 00:04:06,834 | he ends up being a total nutcase? Bogus. | he ends up being a total nutcase? Bogus. |
94 | 00:04:06,917 | 00:04:08,250 | [crackling] | [crackling] |
95 | 00:04:10,417 | 00:04:12,208 | [Dakota] So, this is the last place I saw Cavendish. | [Dakota] So, this is the last place I saw Cavendish. |
96 | 00:04:12,291 | 00:04:14,250 | Let's look around for some clues. | Let's look around for some clues. |
97 | 00:04:14,333 | 00:04:16,917 | You mean, clues like he got a secret life? | You mean, clues like he got a secret life? |
98 | 00:04:17,000 | 00:04:20,291 | Or like, he's royalty, part-monkey, or, or both! | Or like, he's royalty, part-monkey, or, or both! |
99 | 00:04:20,375 | 00:04:22,709 | Like all the other royals. Ooh! A sledgehammer. | Like all the other royals. Ooh! A sledgehammer. |
100 | 00:04:22,792 | 00:04:24,083 | [straining] | [straining] |
101 | 00:04:25,083 | 00:04:27,291 | Just be careful, this place is a rental. | Just be careful, this place is a rental. |
102 | 00:04:27,375 | 00:04:28,625 | -[strains] -[breaking] | -[strains] -[breaking] |
103 | 00:04:29,166 | 00:04:31,208 | Eh, well, he's not here. | Eh, well, he's not here. |
104 | 00:04:31,291 | 00:04:32,375 | Break time? | Break time? |
105 | 00:04:33,250 | 00:04:34,291 | [clangs] | [clangs] |
106 | 00:04:34,375 | 00:04:35,792 | [man 1] Hey, look, free wall hammer. | [man 1] Hey, look, free wall hammer. |
107 | 00:04:36,417 | 00:04:38,917 | U.S. President, uh, beard, snow pipe hat... | U.S. President, uh, beard, snow pipe hat... |
108 | 00:04:39,000 | 00:04:40,875 | -Abraham Lincoln. -No. Skip it. | -Abraham Lincoln. -No. Skip it. |
109 | 00:04:40,959 | 00:04:42,667 | -There was another President with... -No time! | -There was another President with... -No time! |
110 | 00:04:42,750 | 00:04:46,417 | Next. [stammering] It was the thing in that one movie with that guy. | Next. [stammering] It was the thing in that one movie with that guy. |
111 | 00:04:46,500 | 00:04:48,125 | -The Other Dimensionator? -Yes. | -The Other Dimensionator? -Yes. |
112 | 00:04:48,208 | 00:04:50,917 | Next one. Okay, this is something that oozes from you body | Next one. Okay, this is something that oozes from you body |
113 | 00:04:51,000 | 00:04:53,375 | -but it's not all that unpleasant. -Uh... | -but it's not all that unpleasant. -Uh... |
114 | 00:04:55,166 | 00:04:56,333 | [pin clinks] | [pin clinks] |
115 | 00:05:04,417 | 00:05:06,333 | -Um... -[crashes] | -Um... -[crashes] |
116 | 00:05:06,417 | 00:05:07,500 | [spurts] | [spurts] |
117 | 00:05:08,417 | 00:05:10,291 | -Murphy's Law. -Yup. Next. | -Murphy's Law. -Yup. Next. |
118 | 00:05:10,375 | 00:05:13,000 | -[pop music playing] -It's right over here. | -[pop music playing] -It's right over here. |
119 | 00:05:13,083 | 00:05:17,083 | This could be the biggest radio broadcast since War of the Words. | This could be the biggest radio broadcast since War of the Words. |
120 | 00:05:17,166 | 00:05:18,792 | War of the... Stand by. | War of the... Stand by. |
121 | 00:05:18,875 | 00:05:22,208 | All right, 10:45, 15 minutes before the hour, | All right, 10:45, 15 minutes before the hour, |
122 | 00:05:22,291 | 00:05:25,125 | -and you're on the -[playback] Pa-Pa-Papa Mike Show. | -and you're on the -[playback] Pa-Pa-Papa Mike Show. |
123 | 00:05:25,208 | 00:05:27,041 | -[boy's voice playback] You can smell it! -[baby wailing] | -[boy's voice playback] You can smell it! -[baby wailing] |
124 | 00:05:27,125 | 00:05:29,083 | [choir] ♪ Papa Mike on the radio ♪ | [choir] ♪ Papa Mike on the radio ♪ |
125 | 00:05:29,166 | 00:05:31,792 | [growly voice playback] Lock it in and turn in up! | [growly voice playback] Lock it in and turn in up! |
126 | 00:05:33,125 | 00:05:34,917 | [female voice playback] Listen to your mother. | [female voice playback] Listen to your mother. |
127 | 00:05:35,000 | 00:05:38,375 | And I'm coming to all you crazy critters out there from the Deadville forest. | And I'm coming to all you crazy critters out there from the Deadville forest. |
128 | 00:05:38,417 | 00:05:40,083 | [monkeys chattering playback] | [monkeys chattering playback] |
129 | 00:05:40,166 | 00:05:42,709 | Well, boy, Balthazar Cavendish has promised to show us | Well, boy, Balthazar Cavendish has promised to show us |
130 | 00:05:42,792 | 00:05:44,792 | -an actual UFO. -[rock music playing from stereo] | -an actual UFO. -[rock music playing from stereo] |
131 | 00:05:44,875 | 00:05:46,542 | But first, here's a blast from the past, | But first, here's a blast from the past, |
132 | 00:05:46,625 | 00:05:48,750 | one of my favorites by Pile of Clouds, | one of my favorites by Pile of Clouds, |
133 | 00:05:48,834 | 00:05:50,792 | Jeherrozod. | Jeherrozod. |
134 | 00:05:51,458 | 00:05:52,500 | Okay, show me what you got. | Okay, show me what you got. |
135 | 00:05:52,583 | 00:05:55,834 | Oh, yes, well its... Step through here and prepare to be ama... | Oh, yes, well its... Step through here and prepare to be ama... |
136 | 00:05:55,917 | 00:05:57,417 | Oh! It was right here. | Oh! It was right here. |
137 | 00:05:57,917 | 00:06:01,458 | -I swear it. -[plays sad trombone from recorder] | -I swear it. -[plays sad trombone from recorder] |
138 | 00:06:01,542 | 00:06:03,333 | -[crackling] -[ominous music playing] | -[crackling] -[ominous music playing] |
139 | 00:06:03,417 | 00:06:06,500 | [gasps] There! There! Turn around, my good man, and prepare to be astonished. | [gasps] There! There! Turn around, my good man, and prepare to be astonished. |
140 | 00:06:06,583 | 00:06:08,375 | [crackling] | [crackling] |
141 | 00:06:09,291 | 00:06:12,333 | Uh, yes. It's a lovely UFO, sir. You must be very proud. | Uh, yes. It's a lovely UFO, sir. You must be very proud. |
142 | 00:06:12,417 | 00:06:15,166 | Oh, my, thank you. I'm just pleased that... Oh wait. | Oh, my, thank you. I'm just pleased that... Oh wait. |
143 | 00:06:15,250 | 00:06:16,959 | That was sarcasm, wasn't it? | That was sarcasm, wasn't it? |
144 | 00:06:17,041 | 00:06:18,500 | Ugh! Of course it's vanished. | Ugh! Of course it's vanished. |
145 | 00:06:18,583 | 00:06:20,417 | Where the devil did it go? | Where the devil did it go? |
146 | 00:06:20,500 | 00:06:22,000 | -It... [groans] Ow! -[clangs] | -It... [groans] Ow! -[clangs] |
147 | 00:06:22,083 | 00:06:24,458 | -[clanging] -Yes! Oh! Here it is. It's here! | -[clanging] -Yes! Oh! Here it is. It's here! |
148 | 00:06:24,542 | 00:06:27,417 | Look! [panicking] Must be a cloaking device of some sort. | Look! [panicking] Must be a cloaking device of some sort. |
149 | 00:06:27,500 | 00:06:30,250 | You know, miming doesn't work on the radio. | You know, miming doesn't work on the radio. |
150 | 00:06:30,333 | 00:06:33,208 | [Doofenshmirtz] So, you two hung out here a lot, or what? | [Doofenshmirtz] So, you two hung out here a lot, or what? |
151 | 00:06:33,291 | 00:06:35,500 | Sometimes, but we never ate this much. | Sometimes, but we never ate this much. |
152 | 00:06:35,583 | 00:06:37,458 | So, your missing friend, maybe we need to | So, your missing friend, maybe we need to |
153 | 00:06:37,542 | 00:06:39,583 | get into his mindset, you know, | get into his mindset, you know, |
154 | 00:06:39,667 | 00:06:41,583 | -think like the perp. -Hey, he's not a perp. | -think like the perp. -Hey, he's not a perp. |
155 | 00:06:41,667 | 00:06:43,417 | -He's my bu... -You know what I mean. What was he like? | -He's my bu... -You know what I mean. What was he like? |
156 | 00:06:43,500 | 00:06:45,458 | Was he a wildly unpredictable ladies man | Was he a wildly unpredictable ladies man |
157 | 00:06:45,542 | 00:06:47,166 | who plays by his own rules? | who plays by his own rules? |
158 | 00:06:47,250 | 00:06:49,000 | Or maybe, a down on his luck gambler | Or maybe, a down on his luck gambler |
159 | 00:06:49,083 | 00:06:50,458 | who plays by his own rules? | who plays by his own rules? |
160 | 00:06:50,542 | 00:06:53,542 | Or [stammering] a straight arrow rule follower | Or [stammering] a straight arrow rule follower |
161 | 00:06:53,625 | 00:06:54,959 | who plays by his own rules? | who plays by his own rules? |
162 | 00:06:55,041 | 00:06:56,375 | Uh, the last one. | Uh, the last one. |
163 | 00:06:56,458 | 00:06:58,000 | See, I'm getting into his head already. | See, I'm getting into his head already. |
164 | 00:06:58,083 | 00:07:00,000 | -I am Claventree... -"Cavendish." | -I am Claventree... -"Cavendish." |
165 | 00:07:00,083 | 00:07:02,291 | And I play by my own rules! | And I play by my own rules! |
166 | 00:07:02,375 | 00:07:03,959 | I don't think we're making any progress here. | I don't think we're making any progress here. |
167 | 00:07:04,041 | 00:07:05,542 | All we've done is eat. | All we've done is eat. |
168 | 00:07:05,625 | 00:07:07,125 | Like, five lunches already today. | Like, five lunches already today. |
169 | 00:07:07,208 | 00:07:08,792 | Hey, the third one was your idea. | Hey, the third one was your idea. |
170 | 00:07:08,875 | 00:07:11,041 | Yeah, but you're supposed to stop me! | Yeah, but you're supposed to stop me! |
171 | 00:07:11,125 | 00:07:13,625 | When i have a dumb idea, I expect my partner | When i have a dumb idea, I expect my partner |
172 | 00:07:13,709 | 00:07:17,041 | to call me on it and steer me towards something less self-destructive. | to call me on it and steer me towards something less self-destructive. |
173 | 00:07:17,125 | 00:07:19,291 | Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there, buddy. | Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there, buddy. |
174 | 00:07:19,375 | 00:07:23,083 | A partner is supposed to fly through the window and hit you with his tail. | A partner is supposed to fly through the window and hit you with his tail. |
175 | 00:07:23,166 | 00:07:25,000 | At least, that's what Perry the Platypus did. | At least, that's what Perry the Platypus did. |
176 | 00:07:25,083 | 00:07:27,250 | -Well, that's not what Cavendish did. -[exclaims in despair] | -Well, that's not what Cavendish did. -[exclaims in despair] |
177 | 00:07:27,333 | 00:07:29,166 | If he was such a great partner, why did you kick him out? | If he was such a great partner, why did you kick him out? |
178 | 00:07:29,250 | 00:07:32,166 | I didn't, he left. Haven't you heard anything I've said? | I didn't, he left. Haven't you heard anything I've said? |
179 | 00:07:32,250 | 00:07:35,333 | That's all I have done all day, is hear you say things. | That's all I have done all day, is hear you say things. |
180 | 00:07:35,417 | 00:07:37,291 | In that annoying nasal tone. | In that annoying nasal tone. |
181 | 00:07:37,375 | 00:07:38,667 | Oh, you're the one to talk. Your voice sounds like | Oh, you're the one to talk. Your voice sounds like |
182 | 00:07:38,750 | 00:07:41,500 | a screech-owl being dragged under a cement mixer. | a screech-owl being dragged under a cement mixer. |
183 | 00:07:41,583 | 00:07:43,125 | You don't know what that sounds like. | You don't know what that sounds like. |
184 | 00:07:43,208 | 00:07:44,583 | Yeah, I do, it sounds just like you. | Yeah, I do, it sounds just like you. |
185 | 00:07:44,667 | 00:07:46,000 | All right, that's it! | All right, that's it! |
186 | 00:07:48,583 | 00:07:50,458 | -[chomps] -That was mine. | -[chomps] -That was mine. |
187 | 00:07:50,542 | 00:07:51,542 | I know! | I know! |
188 | 00:07:55,208 | 00:07:56,542 | [air hissing] | [air hissing] |
189 | 00:08:00,208 | 00:08:01,208 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
190 | 00:08:03,000 | 00:08:04,583 | Aw, come on! | Aw, come on! |
191 | 00:08:04,667 | 00:08:07,291 | ♪ You've seen him before You're gonna see him soon ♪ | ♪ You've seen him before You're gonna see him soon ♪ |
192 | 00:08:07,375 | 00:08:09,667 | ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪ | ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪ |
193 | 00:08:09,750 | 00:08:11,709 | ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪ | ♪ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪ |
194 | 00:08:14,166 | 00:08:15,750 | -[suspenseful music playing] -[fly buzzing] | -[suspenseful music playing] -[fly buzzing] |
195 | 00:08:18,625 | 00:08:20,834 | -[metal clanging] -[jet engine starts up] | -[metal clanging] -[jet engine starts up] |
196 | 00:08:21,625 | 00:08:24,500 | Right this way for the scoop of the century. | Right this way for the scoop of the century. |
197 | 00:08:24,583 | 00:08:25,834 | An alien ship. | An alien ship. |
198 | 00:08:25,917 | 00:08:28,000 | Doesn't look like much because it's cloaked. | Doesn't look like much because it's cloaked. |
199 | 00:08:28,083 | 00:08:29,208 | Are you messing with me? | Are you messing with me? |
200 | 00:08:29,291 | 00:08:31,166 | No! No, no, no. It's here. Heh! | No! No, no, no. It's here. Heh! |
201 | 00:08:31,250 | 00:08:32,250 | I'll show you! | I'll show you! |
202 | 00:08:32,333 | 00:08:35,041 | If it wasn't here, could I do this? | If it wasn't here, could I do this? |
203 | 00:08:35,125 | 00:08:36,583 | [Cavendish] Ta-da! | [Cavendish] Ta-da! |
204 | 00:08:36,834 | 00:08:37,875 | -[birds chirping] -[Cavendish groans softly] | -[birds chirping] -[Cavendish groans softly] |
205 | 00:08:37,959 | 00:08:38,959 | [camera shutter clicks] | [camera shutter clicks] |
206 | 00:08:39,041 | 00:08:40,875 | Just because I'm a newspaper reporter | Just because I'm a newspaper reporter |
207 | 00:08:40,959 | 00:08:42,500 | does not mean I'm a joke! | does not mean I'm a joke! |
208 | 00:08:42,583 | 00:08:45,291 | We used to be the world's only source of news, you know? | We used to be the world's only source of news, you know? |
209 | 00:08:45,625 | 00:08:47,834 | -[reporter] Nutcase. -[alien ship approaching] | -[reporter] Nutcase. -[alien ship approaching] |
210 | 00:08:49,375 | 00:08:50,375 | [exclaims in fright] | [exclaims in fright] |
211 | 00:08:51,291 | 00:08:53,000 | [alien ship lands heavily] | [alien ship lands heavily] |
212 | 00:08:53,500 | 00:08:55,250 | [Cavendish in awe] It's back! | [Cavendish in awe] It's back! |
213 | 00:08:55,333 | 00:08:57,041 | -[door whooshes open] -[Cavendish] A door! | -[door whooshes open] -[Cavendish] A door! |
214 | 00:08:57,125 | 00:08:59,917 | If I can't get the people to the saucer, | If I can't get the people to the saucer, |
215 | 00:09:00,000 | 00:09:02,291 | I'll take the saucer to the people! | I'll take the saucer to the people! |
216 | 00:09:02,375 | 00:09:05,208 | [Cavendish] I'm coming in! Prepare to be boarded. [exclaims] | [Cavendish] I'm coming in! Prepare to be boarded. [exclaims] |
217 | 00:09:05,583 | 00:09:06,709 | -[crashes] -[Cavendish grunts in pain] | -[crashes] -[Cavendish grunts in pain] |
218 | 00:09:06,792 | 00:09:07,667 | [mysterious alien music playing] | [mysterious alien music playing] |
219 | 00:09:07,750 | 00:09:11,709 | Hmm. It appears to have been on autopilot. | Hmm. It appears to have been on autopilot. |
220 | 00:09:11,792 | 00:09:13,041 | -Let's see. -[beeps] | -Let's see. -[beeps] |
221 | 00:09:13,125 | 00:09:15,291 | -[metallic whirring] -[thuds] | -[metallic whirring] -[thuds] |
222 | 00:09:16,333 | 00:09:17,917 | -[whirring] -[Cavendish exclaims in pain] | -[whirring] -[Cavendish exclaims in pain] |
223 | 00:09:20,125 | 00:09:21,709 | -[explodes] -[Cavendish exclaims] oh! | -[explodes] -[Cavendish exclaims] oh! |
224 | 00:09:21,792 | 00:09:23,709 | -[machine blows up and powers down] -[Cavendish exclaims] ow! | -[machine blows up and powers down] -[Cavendish exclaims] ow! |
225 | 00:09:23,792 | 00:09:25,375 | -[machine breaks down] -[glass shatters] | -[machine breaks down] -[glass shatters] |
226 | 00:09:26,417 | 00:09:27,959 | -[lever engages] -[jet engine starts] | -[lever engages] -[jet engine starts] |
227 | 00:09:29,041 | 00:09:30,041 | [jet engine accelerating] | [jet engine accelerating] |
228 | 00:09:33,083 | 00:09:34,083 | [whizzes] | [whizzes] |
229 | 00:09:34,166 | 00:09:35,709 | [Cavendish exclaims] | [Cavendish exclaims] |
230 | 00:09:35,792 | 00:09:37,750 | -Whoa! -[jet engine stops] | -Whoa! -[jet engine stops] |
231 | 00:09:37,834 | 00:09:39,709 | [thuds] | [thuds] |
232 | 00:09:39,792 | 00:09:40,792 | Ow! | Ow! |
233 | 00:09:42,875 | 00:09:45,667 | [Doofenshmirtz groaning] Oh! Ah! | [Doofenshmirtz groaning] Oh! Ah! |
234 | 00:09:46,125 | 00:09:48,709 | Hey, look, I am sorry for what I said earlier | Hey, look, I am sorry for what I said earlier |
235 | 00:09:48,792 | 00:09:51,834 | I was just... I was bloated and upset and... | I was just... I was bloated and upset and... |
236 | 00:09:51,917 | 00:09:53,458 | [sighs sadly] I was wrong. | [sighs sadly] I was wrong. |
237 | 00:09:53,542 | 00:09:56,625 | And I've had a lot of time to think while I was lying here groaning | And I've had a lot of time to think while I was lying here groaning |
238 | 00:09:56,709 | 00:09:57,792 | and I've realized something. | and I've realized something. |
239 | 00:09:57,875 | 00:10:00,291 | The human body is a disgusting thing? | The human body is a disgusting thing? |
240 | 00:10:00,375 | 00:10:01,583 | Well, that, yes, but, but, | Well, that, yes, but, but, |
241 | 00:10:01,667 | 00:10:03,750 | It's also... It's not fair to expect anyone | It's also... It's not fair to expect anyone |
242 | 00:10:03,834 | 00:10:06,000 | to measure up to someone from your past. | to measure up to someone from your past. |
243 | 00:10:06,083 | 00:10:07,083 | You're right. | You're right. |
244 | 00:10:07,166 | 00:10:09,208 | You gotta accept people for who they are. | You gotta accept people for who they are. |
245 | 00:10:09,291 | 00:10:10,917 | Anyhow, you know, I'll still help you | Anyhow, you know, I'll still help you |
246 | 00:10:11,000 | 00:10:12,583 | look for your friend if you want. | look for your friend if you want. |
247 | 00:10:12,667 | 00:10:15,667 | Thanks. Hey, you wanna grab one more Slushy Dawg for the road? | Thanks. Hey, you wanna grab one more Slushy Dawg for the road? |
248 | 00:10:15,875 | 00:10:18,375 | Yeah, I think I have more feelings to eat. | Yeah, I think I have more feelings to eat. |
249 | 00:10:18,834 | 00:10:20,208 | [birds chirping] | [birds chirping] |
250 | 00:10:20,625 | 00:10:21,875 | -[slaps hand] -Ow. | -[slaps hand] -Ow. |
251 | 00:10:22,083 | 00:10:23,458 | [Milo] Here I come! | [Milo] Here I come! |
252 | 00:10:23,959 | 00:10:25,542 | -[slaps hand] -Ow. | -[slaps hand] -Ow. |
253 | 00:10:27,125 | 00:10:29,750 | [grunts and pants in effort] | [grunts and pants in effort] |
254 | 00:10:30,875 | 00:10:32,917 | Boy, someone knows how to make an entrance. | Boy, someone knows how to make an entrance. |
255 | 00:10:33,000 | 00:10:34,291 | [alien ship whizzes by] | [alien ship whizzes by] |
256 | 00:10:37,000 | 00:10:39,959 | And now we're all in your room. | And now we're all in your room. |
257 | 00:10:40,041 | 00:10:42,792 | [nervously] It won't stop! Nothing will stop it. | [nervously] It won't stop! Nothing will stop it. |
258 | 00:10:42,875 | 00:10:44,917 | I've tried everything except... | I've tried everything except... |
259 | 00:10:45,500 | 00:10:46,709 | -[controls creak] -[lever engages] | -[controls creak] -[lever engages] |
260 | 00:10:48,291 | 00:10:49,750 | [jet engine powers down] | [jet engine powers down] |
261 | 00:10:50,750 | 00:10:51,875 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
262 | 00:10:52,333 | 00:10:53,750 | Don't look at me like that. | Don't look at me like that. |
263 | 00:10:53,834 | 00:10:54,834 | You just got lucky. | You just got lucky. |
264 | 00:10:54,917 | 00:10:56,542 | -[explodes] -[Cavendish] whoa! | -[explodes] -[Cavendish] whoa! |
265 | 00:10:56,834 | 00:10:58,375 | [screams into the distance] | [screams into the distance] |
266 | 00:10:59,458 | 00:11:00,917 | -[crickets chirping] -[Milo] So... | -[crickets chirping] -[Milo] So... |
267 | 00:11:01,000 | 00:11:03,625 | You guys wanna just hang out in my room today? | You guys wanna just hang out in my room today? |
268 | 00:11:03,709 | 00:11:06,166 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
269 | 00:11:06,709 | 00:11:08,125 | And that was the first time | And that was the first time |
270 | 00:11:08,208 | 00:11:09,917 | I got to ride on a rescue helicopter. | I got to ride on a rescue helicopter. |
271 | 00:11:11,208 | 00:11:12,959 | [Zack grunting in pain] | [Zack grunting in pain] |
272 | 00:11:13,542 | 00:11:14,709 | Eh! | Eh! |
273 | 00:11:15,667 | 00:11:17,750 | [continues grunting] | [continues grunting] |
274 | 00:11:17,834 | 00:11:19,792 | -Bye, Zack! -[Zack] Bye, Dad! | -Bye, Zack! -[Zack] Bye, Dad! |
275 | 00:11:20,667 | 00:11:22,208 | [Zack groans] | [Zack groans] |
276 | 00:11:22,291 | 00:11:23,834 | Oh, no! What happened? | Oh, no! What happened? |
277 | 00:11:23,917 | 00:11:25,417 | I broke my leg. | I broke my leg. |
278 | 00:11:25,500 | 00:11:26,750 | Duh. How? | Duh. How? |
279 | 00:11:26,834 | 00:11:29,375 | I was trying something new. | I was trying something new. |
280 | 00:11:29,458 | 00:11:31,375 | [light applause] | [light applause] |
281 | 00:11:33,000 | 00:11:35,834 | [dainty and melodious string music playing] | [dainty and melodious string music playing] |
282 | 00:11:37,709 | 00:11:38,750 | [tweets] | [tweets] |
283 | 00:11:44,041 | 00:11:46,875 | [loud cheering and applause] | [loud cheering and applause] |
284 | 00:11:48,583 | 00:11:50,208 | [audience gasp] | [audience gasp] |
285 | 00:11:50,375 | 00:11:51,959 | [audience laugh] | [audience laugh] |
286 | 00:11:52,667 | 00:11:54,166 | Interpretive dance, really? | Interpretive dance, really? |
287 | 00:11:54,250 | 00:11:56,542 | [sighs] I knew I shouldn't have told you. | [sighs] I knew I shouldn't have told you. |
288 | 00:11:56,625 | 00:11:58,875 | Not that it matters, 'cause I'm never doing it again anyway. | Not that it matters, 'cause I'm never doing it again anyway. |
289 | 00:11:58,959 | 00:12:00,041 | Why not? | Why not? |
290 | 00:12:00,125 | 00:12:02,166 | Did I not mention being tangled in a harp? | Did I not mention being tangled in a harp? |
291 | 00:12:02,250 | 00:12:03,917 | You did, but I thought it was a metaphor. | You did, but I thought it was a metaphor. |
292 | 00:12:04,000 | 00:12:05,458 | Well, at least you got your friends. | Well, at least you got your friends. |
293 | 00:12:05,542 | 00:12:06,834 | And your lunch! | And your lunch! |
294 | 00:12:06,917 | 00:12:08,417 | -[groans] -[melancholic music playing] | -[groans] -[melancholic music playing] |
295 | 00:12:09,041 | 00:12:10,417 | I've never seen him like this. | I've never seen him like this. |
296 | 00:12:10,500 | 00:12:12,417 | We need to do something to cheer him up. | We need to do something to cheer him up. |
297 | 00:12:12,875 | 00:12:14,000 | A party! | A party! |
298 | 00:12:14,083 | 00:12:17,834 | A cast party! You know, 'cause he has a real cast. | A cast party! You know, 'cause he has a real cast. |
299 | 00:12:17,917 | 00:12:19,959 | 'Cause... You guys got that? | 'Cause... You guys got that? |
300 | 00:12:20,041 | 00:12:21,041 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
301 | 00:12:21,125 | 00:12:22,834 | I'll invite him over this weekend. | I'll invite him over this weekend. |
302 | 00:12:22,917 | 00:12:23,959 | We can surprise him. | We can surprise him. |
303 | 00:12:25,000 | 00:12:26,458 | [Zack grunting in effort] | [Zack grunting in effort] |
304 | 00:12:27,125 | 00:12:28,709 | -[doorbell rings] -Hey, Zack! | -[doorbell rings] -Hey, Zack! |
305 | 00:12:28,792 | 00:12:29,875 | Hey, Milo. | Hey, Milo. |
306 | 00:12:29,959 | 00:12:31,625 | You're wearing man-dals? | You're wearing man-dals? |
307 | 00:12:31,709 | 00:12:34,875 | Yup. My foot needed space because I broke my little toe. | Yup. My foot needed space because I broke my little toe. |
308 | 00:12:35,166 | 00:12:36,166 | [Martin] Same here. | [Martin] Same here. |
309 | 00:12:36,250 | 00:12:38,291 | What are the odds we break the same toe | What are the odds we break the same toe |
310 | 00:12:38,375 | 00:12:39,834 | on the same day? | on the same day? |
311 | 00:12:39,917 | 00:12:41,625 | Yeah, pretty high in this house. | Yeah, pretty high in this house. |
312 | 00:12:41,709 | 00:12:42,750 | Well, nevermind that. | Well, nevermind that. |
313 | 00:12:42,834 | 00:12:44,709 | [chuckles] Wait 'til you see this! | [chuckles] Wait 'til you see this! |
314 | 00:12:48,000 | 00:12:49,959 | [everyone] Surprise! | [everyone] Surprise! |
315 | 00:12:50,041 | 00:12:51,542 | Wow. What's going on? | Wow. What's going on? |
316 | 00:12:51,625 | 00:12:52,834 | It's a cast party! | It's a cast party! |
317 | 00:12:52,917 | 00:12:55,166 | [Zack] You guys all got sympathy casts? | [Zack] You guys all got sympathy casts? |
318 | 00:12:55,250 | 00:12:56,542 | [Milo] No, that's the amazing thing. | [Milo] No, that's the amazing thing. |
319 | 00:12:56,625 | 00:12:58,125 | They're all real casts! | They're all real casts! |
320 | 00:12:58,208 | 00:13:00,208 | Yesterday, when we were planning the party, | Yesterday, when we were planning the party, |
321 | 00:13:00,291 | 00:13:01,792 | everybody broke something. | everybody broke something. |
322 | 00:13:01,875 | 00:13:03,000 | It's true, Zack. | It's true, Zack. |
323 | 00:13:03,083 | 00:13:04,542 | And I wasn't even around. | And I wasn't even around. |
324 | 00:13:04,625 | 00:13:07,625 | I broke my funny bone, which was not actually funny. | I broke my funny bone, which was not actually funny. |
325 | 00:13:07,709 | 00:13:08,917 | It was a little funny. | It was a little funny. |
326 | 00:13:09,000 | 00:13:10,625 | We threw the party to cheer you up. | We threw the party to cheer you up. |
327 | 00:13:10,709 | 00:13:12,667 | Yeah, we don't want you to be such a sad sack. | Yeah, we don't want you to be such a sad sack. |
328 | 00:13:12,750 | 00:13:13,834 | Or sad-Zack. | Or sad-Zack. |
329 | 00:13:13,917 | 00:13:16,458 | Like, because his name is... Oh, you get it. | Like, because his name is... Oh, you get it. |
330 | 00:13:16,542 | 00:13:18,250 | I even brought these handy mood-charts | I even brought these handy mood-charts |
331 | 00:13:18,333 | 00:13:19,333 | to check our success. | to check our success. |
332 | 00:13:19,875 | 00:13:21,917 | [Zack] Wait. Where did you get all those pictures of me? | [Zack] Wait. Where did you get all those pictures of me? |
333 | 00:13:22,000 | 00:13:23,917 | And how did everyone manage to break something | And how did everyone manage to break something |
334 | 00:13:24,000 | 00:13:25,000 | all in one day? | all in one day? |
335 | 00:13:25,125 | 00:13:28,000 | [everyone chattering] | [everyone chattering] |
336 | 00:13:28,083 | 00:13:29,875 | [shouts] Maybe one at a time! | [shouts] Maybe one at a time! |
337 | 00:13:29,959 | 00:13:31,875 | Um. Amanda's story is great. | Um. Amanda's story is great. |
338 | 00:13:31,959 | 00:13:33,583 | Oh, Milo! Thank you. | Oh, Milo! Thank you. |
339 | 00:13:33,667 | 00:13:35,583 | I was skateboarding to Milo's this morning... | I was skateboarding to Milo's this morning... |
340 | 00:13:35,667 | 00:13:37,291 | Yes, me. I skateboard. | Yes, me. I skateboard. |
341 | 00:13:37,375 | 00:13:39,000 | But it gets's even stranger than that. | But it gets's even stranger than that. |
342 | 00:13:39,834 | 00:13:42,041 | [Amanda] All of a sudden, flying mice fell from the sky | [Amanda] All of a sudden, flying mice fell from the sky |
343 | 00:13:42,125 | 00:13:43,291 | and landed on my head. | and landed on my head. |
344 | 00:13:43,542 | 00:13:44,959 | I didn't even know mice could fly | I didn't even know mice could fly |
345 | 00:13:45,041 | 00:13:46,583 | and neither did the internet. | and neither did the internet. |
346 | 00:13:46,667 | 00:13:48,583 | -I looked it up. -[Amanda screams] | -I looked it up. -[Amanda screams] |
347 | 00:13:49,000 | 00:13:50,041 | [Amanda] Ow. | [Amanda] Ow. |
348 | 00:13:50,125 | 00:13:51,458 | I broke my arm | I broke my arm |
349 | 00:13:51,542 | 00:13:53,208 | but I got these two cuties. | but I got these two cuties. |
350 | 00:13:53,291 | 00:13:54,625 | -[mice squeaking] -Muffin and Bitey. | -[mice squeaking] -Muffin and Bitey. |
351 | 00:13:54,709 | 00:13:56,208 | [dismissively] Yeah, yeah. Vermin from the sky. | [dismissively] Yeah, yeah. Vermin from the sky. |
352 | 00:13:56,291 | 00:13:57,792 | Can we tell our story now? | Can we tell our story now? |
353 | 00:13:57,875 | 00:14:01,375 | So, we were eating ice cream at Melty McScoopsalot... | So, we were eating ice cream at Melty McScoopsalot... |
354 | 00:14:01,458 | 00:14:03,375 | You know, sometimes when I wriggle my fingers, | You know, sometimes when I wriggle my fingers, |
355 | 00:14:03,458 | 00:14:06,959 | I realize how weird fingers are and it freaks me out. | I realize how weird fingers are and it freaks me out. |
356 | 00:14:07,041 | 00:14:10,125 | Yeah, and sometimes I wonder if everything happens for a reason | Yeah, and sometimes I wonder if everything happens for a reason |
357 | 00:14:10,208 | 00:14:12,667 | -or it's all just chaos... -[metal crashing] | -or it's all just chaos... -[metal crashing] |
358 | 00:14:13,583 | 00:14:15,458 | Yeah, I'm thinking it's all just chaos. | Yeah, I'm thinking it's all just chaos. |
359 | 00:14:15,792 | 00:14:17,458 | And that's how we learned | And that's how we learned |
360 | 00:14:17,542 | 00:14:20,792 | that Fudgie-Nut and Bubblegum Burst ice cream go great together. | that Fudgie-Nut and Bubblegum Burst ice cream go great together. |
361 | 00:14:20,875 | 00:14:22,750 | That's cool. And I mean that literally. | That's cool. And I mean that literally. |
362 | 00:14:22,834 | 00:14:24,625 | Whoa. Zack made a funny. | Whoa. Zack made a funny. |
363 | 00:14:24,709 | 00:14:26,041 | [excitedly] He is cheering up. | [excitedly] He is cheering up. |
364 | 00:14:26,583 | 00:14:28,625 | [Amanda] I think he's a number four. | [Amanda] I think he's a number four. |
365 | 00:14:28,709 | 00:14:30,875 | Okay, it's my turn. | Okay, it's my turn. |
366 | 00:14:30,959 | 00:14:32,542 | I was with Mildred | I was with Mildred |
367 | 00:14:32,625 | 00:14:34,125 | doing Hatha yoga. | doing Hatha yoga. |
368 | 00:14:34,208 | 00:14:35,333 | [Indian sitar music playing] | [Indian sitar music playing] |
369 | 00:14:35,417 | 00:14:36,458 | [splotches] | [splotches] |
370 | 00:14:36,917 | 00:14:38,208 | [grunts in pain] | [grunts in pain] |
371 | 00:14:38,291 | 00:14:40,875 | -[cat yowls] -[screaming] Ow! Ow! Mildred, help! | -[cat yowls] -[screaming] Ow! Ow! Mildred, help! |
372 | 00:14:41,333 | 00:14:43,959 | -[tense music playing] -Mildred! Help me, Mildred! | -[tense music playing] -Mildred! Help me, Mildred! |
373 | 00:14:44,625 | 00:14:46,291 | [music stops and slowly rises pitch] | [music stops and slowly rises pitch] |
374 | 00:14:46,375 | 00:14:48,208 | [trembling] Mildred? | [trembling] Mildred? |
375 | 00:14:49,375 | 00:14:51,458 | -[trembling nervously] Mildred? -[music stops] | -[trembling nervously] Mildred? -[music stops] |
376 | 00:14:52,041 | 00:14:53,166 | [screams] Aah! | [screams] Aah! |
377 | 00:14:53,959 | 00:14:55,750 | It was very stressful | It was very stressful |
378 | 00:14:55,834 | 00:14:58,041 | but I'm glad Mildred is okay. | but I'm glad Mildred is okay. |
379 | 00:14:59,000 | 00:15:00,917 | Well, I'm glad it all worked out | Well, I'm glad it all worked out |
380 | 00:15:01,000 | 00:15:03,667 | for you and your... [stammering] Friend. | for you and your... [stammering] Friend. |
381 | 00:15:03,750 | 00:15:07,166 | Uh, yeah. Um... Sara... What happened to you? | Uh, yeah. Um... Sara... What happened to you? |
382 | 00:15:07,250 | 00:15:08,542 | Oh, yeah. You see, I volunteer | Oh, yeah. You see, I volunteer |
383 | 00:15:08,625 | 00:15:10,709 | at the One-Eyed Chihuahua Rescue Shelter. | at the One-Eyed Chihuahua Rescue Shelter. |
384 | 00:15:10,792 | 00:15:11,834 | -[serene music playing] -[dogs whimpering] | -[serene music playing] -[dogs whimpering] |
385 | 00:15:11,917 | 00:15:13,000 | [Sara] Here you go, Cyclops. | [Sara] Here you go, Cyclops. |
386 | 00:15:13,083 | 00:15:15,083 | Ooh. Don't start eating Pirate's food | Ooh. Don't start eating Pirate's food |
387 | 00:15:15,166 | 00:15:17,291 | or I'll have to feed you and your plate with Winkey. | or I'll have to feed you and your plate with Winkey. |
388 | 00:15:17,375 | 00:15:18,750 | -[cat meows angrily] -[high tempo jazz music playing] | -[cat meows angrily] -[high tempo jazz music playing] |
389 | 00:15:18,834 | 00:15:20,750 | [dogs barking and clamoring] | [dogs barking and clamoring] |
390 | 00:15:20,834 | 00:15:22,709 | -[cat meows] -[dogs continue barking] | -[cat meows] -[dogs continue barking] |
391 | 00:15:22,792 | 00:15:23,917 | -Oh, no! -[music stops abruptly] | -Oh, no! -[music stops abruptly] |
392 | 00:15:24,000 | 00:15:26,959 | [nervously] Uh... Doctor, are you sure about this? | [nervously] Uh... Doctor, are you sure about this? |
393 | 00:15:27,041 | 00:15:29,333 | I, I feel much more comfortable at my own home. | I, I feel much more comfortable at my own home. |
394 | 00:15:29,417 | 00:15:31,250 | Now, Carl, for a man who suffers | Now, Carl, for a man who suffers |
395 | 00:15:31,333 | 00:15:32,542 | from a fear of everything, | from a fear of everything, |
396 | 00:15:32,625 | 00:15:35,083 | you can not expect to treat it by hiding in your home. | you can not expect to treat it by hiding in your home. |
397 | 00:15:35,166 | 00:15:36,709 | Just try to consider being out here | Just try to consider being out here |
398 | 00:15:36,792 | 00:15:39,291 | as your first baby steps to recovery. | as your first baby steps to recovery. |
399 | 00:15:40,333 | 00:15:42,291 | -See? Everything is fine. -[dogs barking] | -See? Everything is fine. -[dogs barking] |
400 | 00:15:42,375 | 00:15:43,917 | -[cat meows loudly] -[dogs barking] | -[cat meows loudly] -[dogs barking] |
401 | 00:15:44,000 | 00:15:46,125 | -[Carl screams in confusion] -I wanna go... | -[Carl screams in confusion] -I wanna go... |
402 | 00:15:46,208 | 00:15:48,500 | I wanna go home! [in distance] I wanna go home! | I wanna go home! [in distance] I wanna go home! |
403 | 00:15:48,583 | 00:15:50,041 | [dogs continue barking] | [dogs continue barking] |
404 | 00:15:50,125 | 00:15:52,083 | -[cat meows loudly] -[upbeat music playing] | -[cat meows loudly] -[upbeat music playing] |
405 | 00:15:52,333 | 00:15:54,917 | -Whoa! Oops! [grunts in pain] -[crashes] | -Whoa! Oops! [grunts in pain] -[crashes] |
406 | 00:15:55,000 | 00:15:56,834 | [dogs continue barking] | [dogs continue barking] |
407 | 00:15:56,917 | 00:15:58,500 | [Sara] And the dogs just kept running. | [Sara] And the dogs just kept running. |
408 | 00:15:58,583 | 00:16:00,083 | It was very upsetting. | It was very upsetting. |
409 | 00:16:00,166 | 00:16:01,291 | I'm still processing it. | I'm still processing it. |
410 | 00:16:01,375 | 00:16:02,834 | Sorry you couldn't find the dogs. | Sorry you couldn't find the dogs. |
411 | 00:16:02,917 | 00:16:03,959 | We'll keep an eye out for them. | We'll keep an eye out for them. |
412 | 00:16:04,041 | 00:16:06,333 | I mean... [stammering] Not an eye out. | I mean... [stammering] Not an eye out. |
413 | 00:16:06,417 | 00:16:09,458 | I didn't mean it like because he's a one-eyed dog, it's... | I didn't mean it like because he's a one-eyed dog, it's... |
414 | 00:16:09,625 | 00:16:11,417 | Melissa, what's your story? | Melissa, what's your story? |
415 | 00:16:11,542 | 00:16:14,125 | I was honing my sparring skills in martial arts class... | I was honing my sparring skills in martial arts class... |
416 | 00:16:16,709 | 00:16:18,000 | [Oriental flute playing softly] | [Oriental flute playing softly] |
417 | 00:16:18,625 | 00:16:19,959 | [intense drum beats playing] | [intense drum beats playing] |
418 | 00:16:20,417 | 00:16:22,000 | [sensei groans] | [sensei groans] |
419 | 00:16:22,083 | 00:16:23,834 | -[carl shouting continuously] -I wanna go home! I wanna go home! | -[carl shouting continuously] -I wanna go home! I wanna go home! |
420 | 00:16:25,166 | 00:16:27,125 | [Carl screaming] Ooh! Why are you doing this to me? | [Carl screaming] Ooh! Why are you doing this to me? |
421 | 00:16:27,208 | 00:16:29,333 | -Ow! -You saved my life. | -Ow! -You saved my life. |
422 | 00:16:29,417 | 00:16:30,959 | -Thank you! -[students cheering] | -Thank you! -[students cheering] |
423 | 00:16:31,041 | 00:16:33,000 | [students cheering] Whoo-hoo! Bravo! Bravo! | [students cheering] Whoo-hoo! Bravo! Bravo! |
424 | 00:16:33,083 | 00:16:34,959 | Ow! Yeah, I think I broke my foot. | Ow! Yeah, I think I broke my foot. |
425 | 00:16:35,041 | 00:16:37,083 | Ow! Okay, but thanks for the accolades. Ow! | Ow! Okay, but thanks for the accolades. Ow! |
426 | 00:16:37,166 | 00:16:39,041 | And since I was already up there, | And since I was already up there, |
427 | 00:16:39,125 | 00:16:40,166 | they carried me to the ER. | they carried me to the ER. |
428 | 00:16:40,250 | 00:16:41,417 | Wow, Melissa! | Wow, Melissa! |
429 | 00:16:41,500 | 00:16:44,000 | You sacrificed your foot for the greater good. | You sacrificed your foot for the greater good. |
430 | 00:16:44,083 | 00:16:45,375 | What happened to you guys? | What happened to you guys? |
431 | 00:16:45,458 | 00:16:47,000 | We both broke our legs | We both broke our legs |
432 | 00:16:47,083 | 00:16:50,208 | because of Mort's lifelong dream of becoming a rodeo clown. | because of Mort's lifelong dream of becoming a rodeo clown. |
433 | 00:16:50,291 | 00:16:53,500 | I found a rodeo clown class in the learning gazette. | I found a rodeo clown class in the learning gazette. |
434 | 00:16:54,083 | 00:16:55,417 | [Mort] We thought there would be | [Mort] We thought there would be |
435 | 00:16:55,500 | 00:16:57,583 | -some sort of teacher but... -[gate breaking] | -some sort of teacher but... -[gate breaking] |
436 | 00:16:57,667 | 00:16:59,750 | -[growls angrily] -[children clamoring] | -[growls angrily] -[children clamoring] |
437 | 00:16:59,834 | 00:17:01,000 | [dramatic music playing] | [dramatic music playing] |
438 | 00:17:01,083 | 00:17:02,083 | [sniffs] | [sniffs] |
439 | 00:17:03,959 | 00:17:05,125 | Bort, look out! | Bort, look out! |
440 | 00:17:05,208 | 00:17:06,208 | -[humming softly] -[bull bellowing angrily] | -[humming softly] -[bull bellowing angrily] |
441 | 00:17:06,834 | 00:17:09,250 | [Bort] I did some really cool interpretive clown dance moves | [Bort] I did some really cool interpretive clown dance moves |
442 | 00:17:09,333 | 00:17:11,125 | that I learned in class at the community center | that I learned in class at the community center |
443 | 00:17:11,208 | 00:17:13,125 | that had an actual teacher. | that had an actual teacher. |
444 | 00:17:13,208 | 00:17:17,125 | I totally hooked that bull in! Ha, ha! Way to go dude! | I totally hooked that bull in! Ha, ha! Way to go dude! |
445 | 00:17:21,083 | 00:17:22,250 | [bull bellows angrily] | [bull bellows angrily] |
446 | 00:17:22,333 | 00:17:23,583 | [hillbilly banjo music playing] | [hillbilly banjo music playing] |
447 | 00:17:23,959 | 00:17:26,000 | -[both screaming] Aah! -[bull bellowing] | -[both screaming] Aah! -[bull bellowing] |
448 | 00:17:26,333 | 00:17:27,250 | [crashes] | [crashes] |
449 | 00:17:27,333 | 00:17:30,250 | In spite of the outcome, I felt really happy. | In spite of the outcome, I felt really happy. |
450 | 00:17:30,333 | 00:17:34,000 | I mean, I lived my dream for, like, eight seconds! | I mean, I lived my dream for, like, eight seconds! |
451 | 00:17:34,417 | 00:17:36,208 | I didn't know you took interpretive dance classes. | I didn't know you took interpretive dance classes. |
452 | 00:17:36,291 | 00:17:38,875 | [condescending] Interpretive clown dance classes. | [condescending] Interpretive clown dance classes. |
453 | 00:17:38,959 | 00:17:40,375 | Huh. Must be a different teacher. | Huh. Must be a different teacher. |
454 | 00:17:40,458 | 00:17:42,917 | It's great that you broke your leg living your dream. | It's great that you broke your leg living your dream. |
455 | 00:17:43,000 | 00:17:44,458 | That's how I broke my wrist today. | That's how I broke my wrist today. |
456 | 00:17:44,542 | 00:17:45,667 | Cool. What happened? | Cool. What happened? |
457 | 00:17:45,750 | 00:17:48,583 | Well, every once in a while, I like to ride dirt bikes | Well, every once in a while, I like to ride dirt bikes |
458 | 00:17:48,667 | 00:17:50,041 | on extremely rough terrain. | on extremely rough terrain. |
459 | 00:17:50,500 | 00:17:51,709 | [everyone, surprised] You do? | [everyone, surprised] You do? |
460 | 00:17:52,041 | 00:17:53,917 | You don't know everything about me. | You don't know everything about me. |
461 | 00:17:54,000 | 00:17:54,875 | [eagle screeches] | [eagle screeches] |
462 | 00:17:54,959 | 00:17:56,500 | [Brigette] So, I was shooting loops on Dragon's Back | [Brigette] So, I was shooting loops on Dragon's Back |
463 | 00:17:56,583 | 00:17:58,375 | and almost ate it on the first turn. | and almost ate it on the first turn. |
464 | 00:17:58,458 | 00:18:00,959 | Luckily, I pulled it together before the triple. | Luckily, I pulled it together before the triple. |
465 | 00:18:01,041 | 00:18:03,125 | -The G-forces were intense! -[heavy metal music playing] | -The G-forces were intense! -[heavy metal music playing] |
466 | 00:18:03,208 | 00:18:04,375 | I would've totally beat my time | I would've totally beat my time |
467 | 00:18:04,458 | 00:18:07,166 | if it weren't for the gnarly rock avalanche. | if it weren't for the gnarly rock avalanche. |
468 | 00:18:07,583 | 00:18:08,709 | It's no biggie. | It's no biggie. |
469 | 00:18:08,792 | 00:18:10,709 | The bike's hand brake is on the right side. | The bike's hand brake is on the right side. |
470 | 00:18:10,792 | 00:18:13,125 | That is rad, Mrs. M. | That is rad, Mrs. M. |
471 | 00:18:13,208 | 00:18:14,583 | Sounds like it was totally worth it | Sounds like it was totally worth it |
472 | 00:18:14,667 | 00:18:16,500 | because you were doing something you love. | because you were doing something you love. |
473 | 00:18:16,625 | 00:18:18,208 | -Totally! -Oh, look! | -Totally! -Oh, look! |
474 | 00:18:18,291 | 00:18:19,667 | [Amanda] Zack is a nine! | [Amanda] Zack is a nine! |
475 | 00:18:20,291 | 00:18:21,625 | [everyone cheering] | [everyone cheering] |
476 | 00:18:21,709 | 00:18:24,500 | Okay, okay. I admit it. I'm feeling a little nine-y. | Okay, okay. I admit it. I'm feeling a little nine-y. |
477 | 00:18:24,583 | 00:18:26,083 | Happy? Whose story is next? | Happy? Whose story is next? |
478 | 00:18:26,166 | 00:18:27,709 | Well, I guess mine. | Well, I guess mine. |
479 | 00:18:27,792 | 00:18:29,875 | Although, it's not as good a story as the rest. | Although, it's not as good a story as the rest. |
480 | 00:18:29,959 | 00:18:32,125 | We were hanging on the pinata for the party, | We were hanging on the pinata for the party, |
481 | 00:18:32,208 | 00:18:35,083 | even though this isn't the kind of party that needed a pinata. | even though this isn't the kind of party that needed a pinata. |
482 | 00:18:35,166 | 00:18:37,291 | But, you know, we loved hanging pinatas. | But, you know, we loved hanging pinatas. |
483 | 00:18:37,375 | 00:18:38,375 | -So... -[chicken clucks and crashes in distance] | -So... -[chicken clucks and crashes in distance] |
484 | 00:18:40,709 | 00:18:41,834 | -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow! | -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow! |
485 | 00:18:41,917 | 00:18:42,917 | [Diogee yelps] | [Diogee yelps] |
486 | 00:18:46,125 | 00:18:48,166 | See? I told you it wasn't a good story. | See? I told you it wasn't a good story. |
487 | 00:18:48,250 | 00:18:51,041 | [scoffs] You were doing something you love when it happened. | [scoffs] You were doing something you love when it happened. |
488 | 00:18:51,125 | 00:18:53,959 | You're right. We do love hanging Pinatas. | You're right. We do love hanging Pinatas. |
489 | 00:18:54,041 | 00:18:56,000 | So, the moral of the story is... | So, the moral of the story is... |
490 | 00:18:56,083 | 00:18:57,625 | Never do anything you love? | Never do anything you love? |
491 | 00:18:57,709 | 00:18:58,959 | [everyone] No! | [everyone] No! |
492 | 00:18:59,041 | 00:19:00,166 | I know what the lesson is. | I know what the lesson is. |
493 | 00:19:00,250 | 00:19:01,959 | Terrible things can happen | Terrible things can happen |
494 | 00:19:02,041 | 00:19:03,291 | even if you're just standing there. | even if you're just standing there. |
495 | 00:19:03,375 | 00:19:05,542 | So you might as well do something you love, right? | So you might as well do something you love, right? |
496 | 00:19:05,625 | 00:19:07,333 | Dr. D's right, Zack. | Dr. D's right, Zack. |
497 | 00:19:07,417 | 00:19:09,792 | Which is why you have to get back on the interpretive dance horse | Which is why you have to get back on the interpretive dance horse |
498 | 00:19:09,875 | 00:19:11,500 | and stop being afraid of your unitard. | and stop being afraid of your unitard. |
499 | 00:19:11,583 | 00:19:14,166 | Even if I risk breaking my other leg? | Even if I risk breaking my other leg? |
500 | 00:19:14,250 | 00:19:16,166 | Yup! Because we can never let fear | Yup! Because we can never let fear |
501 | 00:19:16,250 | 00:19:18,041 | keep us from doing what we love. | keep us from doing what we love. |
502 | 00:19:18,125 | 00:19:19,125 | [Diogee barks excitedly] | [Diogee barks excitedly] |
503 | 00:19:19,208 | 00:19:22,458 | Ack! Diogee! [laughs heartily] | Ack! Diogee! [laughs heartily] |
504 | 00:19:22,875 | 00:19:25,125 | And we have a ten! | And we have a ten! |
505 | 00:19:25,208 | 00:19:28,125 | -[crowd] Whoo-hoo! -[everyone cheering] | -[crowd] Whoo-hoo! -[everyone cheering] |
506 | 00:19:28,792 | 00:19:31,333 | [continues laughing crazily] | [continues laughing crazily] |
507 | 00:19:31,417 | 00:19:32,917 | Oh, no! He's on to 12! That's dangerous! | Oh, no! He's on to 12! That's dangerous! |
508 | 00:19:33,000 | 00:19:35,000 | Somebody stop him! Somebody do something! | Somebody stop him! Somebody do something! |
509 | 00:19:35,083 | 00:19:36,250 | [laughing manically] | [laughing manically] |
510 | 00:19:36,333 | 00:19:37,208 | -[punches hard] -Ow! | -[punches hard] -Ow! |
511 | 00:19:38,041 | 00:19:39,583 | Oof. Thanks. | Oof. Thanks. |
512 | 00:19:39,667 | 00:19:41,834 | [everyone cheering] | [everyone cheering] |
513 | 00:19:41,917 | 00:19:43,458 | [upbeat music playing] [everyone chattering] | [upbeat music playing] [everyone chattering] |
514 | 00:19:50,041 | 00:19:51,500 | It's a great party, Milo. | It's a great party, Milo. |
515 | 00:19:51,583 | 00:19:53,458 | I'm just glad that all of these accidents | I'm just glad that all of these accidents |
516 | 00:19:53,542 | 00:19:55,208 | weren't somehow related to me. | weren't somehow related to me. |
517 | 00:19:55,291 | 00:19:56,667 | As far as we know. | As far as we know. |
518 | 00:19:56,750 | 00:19:58,333 | As far as we know. | As far as we know. |
519 | 00:20:00,166 | 00:20:01,792 | [funky music playing] | [funky music playing] |
520 | 00:20:03,875 | 00:20:07,333 | [man humming and vocalizing] | [man humming and vocalizing] |
521 | 00:20:09,583 | 00:20:11,375 | [squealing] | [squealing] |
522 | 00:20:12,750 | 00:20:13,750 | [screeches] | [screeches] |
523 | 00:20:19,291 | 00:20:20,291 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
524 | 00:20:20,375 | 00:20:22,417 | ♪ Like the ripples From a pebble when ♪ | ♪ Like the ripples From a pebble when ♪ |
525 | 00:20:22,500 | 00:20:25,208 | ♪ It drops into a lake ♪ | ♪ It drops into a lake ♪ |
526 | 00:20:26,000 | 00:20:27,041 | [screeches in fright] | [screeches in fright] |
527 | 00:20:27,125 | 00:20:29,417 | ♪ You gotta get your Little fishnets just to ♪ | ♪ You gotta get your Little fishnets just to ♪ |
528 | 00:20:29,500 | 00:20:32,583 | ♪ See the circles That it makes ♪ | ♪ See the circles That it makes ♪ |
529 | 00:20:33,542 | 00:20:34,583 | ♪ If a butterfly Flaps its wings ♪ | ♪ If a butterfly Flaps its wings ♪ |
530 | 00:20:34,667 | 00:20:36,125 | -[grunts in pain] -[cat yowls] | -[grunts in pain] -[cat yowls] |
531 | 00:20:36,208 | 00:20:39,000 | ♪ It does't just Make you cheery ♪ | ♪ It does't just Make you cheery ♪ |
532 | 00:20:39,083 | 00:20:43,000 | ♪ It changed the weather Half-a-world away ♪ | ♪ It changed the weather Half-a-world away ♪ |
533 | 00:20:43,083 | 00:20:46,083 | ♪ It's just a little Chaos theory ♪ | ♪ It's just a little Chaos theory ♪ |
534 | 00:20:46,166 | 00:20:49,041 | ♪ I know it's hard To visualize ♪ | ♪ I know it's hard To visualize ♪ |
535 | 00:20:49,291 | 00:20:52,041 | ♪ It offers an abstraction ♪ | ♪ It offers an abstraction ♪ |
536 | 00:20:52,834 | 00:20:56,208 | ♪ But even just a little nudge sometimes ♪ | ♪ But even just a little nudge sometimes ♪ |
537 | 00:20:56,291 | 00:21:01,000 | ♪ Can start A big chain reaction ♪ | ♪ Can start A big chain reaction ♪ |
538 | 00:21:01,333 | 00:21:05,250 | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ |
539 | 00:21:05,333 | 00:21:07,875 | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ |
540 | 00:21:08,000 | 00:21:11,917 | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ |
541 | 00:21:12,000 | 00:21:14,291 | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ |
542 | 00:21:14,375 | 00:21:15,375 | [chickens clucking] | [chickens clucking] |
543 | 00:21:15,458 | 00:21:18,500 | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ |
544 | 00:21:18,583 | 00:21:20,959 | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ |
545 | 00:21:21,041 | 00:21:23,041 | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ | ♪ Oh-Oh-Oh That's the way it goes ♪ |
546 | 00:21:23,125 | 00:21:24,417 | -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow! | -[Martin] Ow! -[Milo] Ow! |
547 | 00:21:24,500 | 00:21:25,583 | [Diogee yelps] | [Diogee yelps] |
548 | 00:21:25,667 | 00:21:27,542 | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ | ♪ When you tip a domino ♪ |
549 | 00:21:28,125 | 00:21:29,917 | Yup, great party. | Yup, great party. |
550 | 00:21:32,834 | 00:21:35,166 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
551 | 00:21:35,250 | 00:21:37,792 | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ |
552 | 00:21:37,875 | 00:21:40,333 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
553 | 00:21:42,667 | 00:21:45,542 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
554 | 00:21:45,625 | 00:21:48,583 | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ |
555 | 00:21:48,875 | 00:21:50,500 | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ |
556 | 00:21:50,583 | 00:21:52,792 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
557 | 00:21:52,875 | 00:21:55,250 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |