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1 00:00:05,041 00:00:07,417 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:07,500 00:00:09,959 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:10,041 00:00:12,458 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:12,542 00:00:15,166 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:15,250 00:00:17,667 ♪ Whoa ♪ Whoa
6 00:00:17,750 00:00:20,166 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:20,250 00:00:22,291 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:22,375 00:00:25,000 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:25,291 00:00:30,166 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:30,250 00:00:32,458 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:32,542 00:00:35,083 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:40,500 00:00:43,917 ♪ Doofenshmirtz' shed in the backyard ♪ ♪ Doofenshmirtz' shed in the backyard ♪
13 00:00:44,000 00:00:45,166 [Doofenshmirtz] Ow. [Doofenshmirtz] Ow.
14 00:00:45,250 00:00:47,792 And thanks for helping me, Vanessa. Ow. And thanks for helping me, Vanessa. Ow.
15 00:00:47,875 00:00:50,083 You know I really... Ow. I learned something today. You know I really... Ow. I learned something today.
16 00:00:50,166 00:00:52,166 Sometimes people on construction sites Sometimes people on construction sites
17 00:00:52,250 00:00:54,417 really don't... Ow. They don't want your advice. really don't... Ow. They don't want your advice.
18 00:00:54,500 00:00:56,709 Almost got it, Dad. Almost got it, Dad.
19 00:00:57,542 00:00:58,959 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
20 00:00:59,041 00:01:01,083 You know, Dad, I think you're spending too much time alone. You know, Dad, I think you're spending too much time alone.
21 00:01:02,041 00:01:04,375 You're right. I need a friend. An adventure buddy. You're right. I need a friend. An adventure buddy.
22 00:01:04,458 00:01:05,875 Like this guy. Like this guy.
23 00:01:05,959 00:01:08,208 [Vanessa] When adventure calls, don't let it go to voicemail. [Vanessa] When adventure calls, don't let it go to voicemail.
24 00:01:08,291 00:01:09,834 Now where did I put Norm's head? Now where did I put Norm's head?
25 00:01:09,917 00:01:11,125 No dad not a robot. No dad not a robot.
26 00:01:11,208 00:01:13,041 Look, Perry sent you a card. Look, Perry sent you a card.
27 00:01:14,625 00:01:15,625 [Doofenshmirtz reading] [Doofenshmirtz reading]
28 00:01:16,625 00:01:19,458 [Vanessa] What about Perry? He was your adventure buddy, right? [Vanessa] What about Perry? He was your adventure buddy, right?
29 00:01:20,834 00:01:23,000 Yeah, was. Past tense. Yeah, was. Past tense.
30 00:01:23,083 00:01:24,959 Ugh. Middle-aged drama. Ugh. Middle-aged drama.
31 00:01:25,041 00:01:26,208 Just call him, Dad. Just call him, Dad.
32 00:01:26,291 00:01:28,375 No, no. He's gotta call me first. No, no. He's gotta call me first.
33 00:01:28,458 00:01:31,333 He sent you a card! He reached out first! He sent you a card! He reached out first!
34 00:01:31,417 00:01:33,208 No. He... He needs to call. No. He... He needs to call.
35 00:01:33,458 00:01:36,667 Like physically call. From, like a landline. Like physically call. From, like a landline.
36 00:01:36,750 00:01:38,917 Whatever. You know he doesn't talk right? Whatever. You know he doesn't talk right?
37 00:01:39,000 00:01:41,834 In the meantime, maybe you'll find a new adventure buddy. In the meantime, maybe you'll find a new adventure buddy.
38 00:01:42,041 00:01:43,625 Gotta go. Later, Dad! Gotta go. Later, Dad!
39 00:01:44,125 00:01:46,333 Oh, good morning Heinz. Vanessa. Oh, good morning Heinz. Vanessa.
40 00:01:46,417 00:01:47,750 Hi, Mrs. Murphy! Hi, Mrs. Murphy!
41 00:01:47,834 00:01:50,000 Milo's letter made Disaster Magazine this month Milo's letter made Disaster Magazine this month
42 00:01:50,083 00:01:52,667 so I'm gonna go pick up copies for all the grandparents. so I'm gonna go pick up copies for all the grandparents.
43 00:01:52,750 00:01:54,709 Would you keep an eye on Diogee while I'm gone? Would you keep an eye on Diogee while I'm gone?
44 00:01:54,792 00:01:59,583 You got it. I'll be completely aware of Diogee's location at all times. You got it. I'll be completely aware of Diogee's location at all times.
45 00:01:59,875 00:02:01,250 100%. 100%.
46 00:02:01,333 00:02:03,834 That you can depend on... That you can depend on...
47 00:02:04,125 00:02:05,834 Diogee! Diogee!
48 00:02:05,917 00:02:07,333 Here, Diogee! Here, Diogee!
49 00:02:07,583 00:02:10,667 Wow, you look away for 10 to 20 minutes, and suddenly... Ugh. Wow, you look away for 10 to 20 minutes, and suddenly... Ugh.
50 00:02:10,750 00:02:12,041 Diogee! Diogee!
51 00:02:12,125 00:02:14,500 Yeah and he hit the rail so hard that his... Yeah and he hit the rail so hard that his...
52 00:02:14,583 00:02:16,834 Oh, hey. You wanna try little guy? Oh, hey. You wanna try little guy?
53 00:02:16,917 00:02:17,959 [Diogee barks] [Diogee barks]
54 00:02:18,291 00:02:20,709 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
55 00:02:20,792 00:02:24,125 Better call the vet dog, 'cause that move was sick! Better call the vet dog, 'cause that move was sick!
56 00:02:24,208 00:02:25,709 [panting] Diogee! [panting] Diogee!
57 00:02:27,458 00:02:29,208 Can I borrow your skateboard? Can I borrow your skateboard?
58 00:02:29,291 00:02:31,208 Can you do an ollie kick flip like that? Can you do an ollie kick flip like that?
59 00:02:31,291 00:02:33,208 I could, I just choose not to. I could, I just choose not to.
60 00:02:33,583 00:02:35,583 "...and I know from personal experience "...and I know from personal experience
61 00:02:35,667 00:02:38,208 that your description of the sound a tornado makes that your description of the sound a tornado makes
62 00:02:38,291 00:02:41,083 smashing a piano into a pie factory was right on the money. smashing a piano into a pie factory was right on the money.
63 00:02:41,166 00:02:42,875 Your fan, Milo Murphy." Your fan, Milo Murphy."
64 00:02:42,959 00:02:45,208 Wow, Milo, you're a published author. Wow, Milo, you're a published author.
65 00:02:45,291 00:02:46,500 -Thanks, Zack. -[Diogee barking] -Thanks, Zack. -[Diogee barking]
66 00:02:48,291 00:02:49,375 Diogee? Diogee?
67 00:02:49,959 00:02:51,375 [Diogee barking] [Diogee barking]
68 00:02:52,333 00:02:53,625 Diogee! Diogee!
69 00:02:58,792 00:03:00,333 Hang on, boy! Hang on, boy!
70 00:03:01,250 00:03:02,667 [Milo] Diogee! [Milo] Diogee!
71 00:03:03,041 00:03:05,250 Hmm. You know, I don't think I've ever been down here. Hmm. You know, I don't think I've ever been down here.
72 00:03:05,333 00:03:07,250 Really? Feels like we're always down here. Really? Feels like we're always down here.
73 00:03:07,333 00:03:09,208 [Scott] Greetings, surface dwellers! [Scott] Greetings, surface dwellers!
74 00:03:09,291 00:03:11,542 You're just in time for lunch! You're just in time for lunch!
75 00:03:12,208 00:03:13,250 Oh, hey, Scott. Oh, hey, Scott.
76 00:03:13,333 00:03:16,083 May I interest you in some mystery meat? May I interest you in some mystery meat?
77 00:03:16,875 00:03:18,625 [flies buzzing] [flies buzzing]
78 00:03:18,709 00:03:20,250 I politely decline. I politely decline.
79 00:03:20,333 00:03:22,583 Not me. I decline with no politeness. Not me. I decline with no politeness.
80 00:03:22,667 00:03:26,500 You have arrived on the eve of my farewell dinner. You have arrived on the eve of my farewell dinner.
81 00:03:26,583 00:03:30,000 Behold! My new adventure boat! Behold! My new adventure boat!
82 00:03:32,125 00:03:33,750 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
83 00:03:37,834 00:03:39,500 My adventure buddy. My adventure buddy.
84 00:03:39,583 00:03:44,291 Er, uh, Scott, do you happen to have room for another adventurer? Er, uh, Scott, do you happen to have room for another adventurer?
85 00:03:44,375 00:03:46,750 But of course. Here, we'll be hat twins. But of course. Here, we'll be hat twins.
86 00:03:46,917 00:03:48,542 Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.
87 00:03:48,917 00:03:50,375 Oh, this is great. Oh, this is great.
88 00:03:50,458 00:03:52,291 We're gonna go live on the river like We're gonna go live on the river like
89 00:03:52,375 00:03:54,542 Huck Finn and Tom Whats-his-face. Huck Finn and Tom Whats-his-face.
90 00:03:54,625 00:03:55,625 [camera clicks] [camera clicks]
91 00:03:57,041 00:03:58,709 But we must leave now. But we must leave now.
92 00:03:59,041 00:04:02,000 For the Great Flood is coming. For the Great Flood is coming.
93 00:04:02,083 00:04:03,208 Oh, a great flood. Oh, a great flood.
94 00:04:03,291 00:04:05,792 How do you know? Was there like an ancient prophecy? How do you know? Was there like an ancient prophecy?
95 00:04:05,959 00:04:08,041 No. The water main's about to blow. No. The water main's about to blow.
96 00:04:09,041 00:04:11,041 Uh, yeah we'll catch you later Dr. D. Uh, yeah we'll catch you later Dr. D.
97 00:04:16,709 00:04:20,000 Tell Vanessa I found my Adventure Buddy! Tell Vanessa I found my Adventure Buddy!
98 00:04:20,083 00:04:21,458 [Milo] Okay, if we see her. [Milo] Okay, if we see her.
99 00:04:26,959 00:04:28,834 [Diogee whimpers] [Diogee whimpers]
100 00:04:28,917 00:04:31,458 So... Tetanus shot? So... Tetanus shot?
101 00:04:31,750 00:04:34,667 [banjo music playing] [banjo music playing]
102 00:04:34,750 00:04:36,375 Wow, this is fun. Wow, this is fun.
103 00:04:36,458 00:04:39,250 [Scott] And you get to meet all sorts of interesting people. [Scott] And you get to meet all sorts of interesting people.
104 00:04:39,875 00:04:42,375 Good day, virtuous school marm Good day, virtuous school marm
105 00:04:42,458 00:04:44,583 and your book-learnin' young'uns. and your book-learnin' young'uns.
106 00:04:49,583 00:04:51,417 But uh, that's just um... But uh, that's just um...
107 00:04:51,500 00:04:55,417 Bully for you, strangely-attired circus bear. Bully for you, strangely-attired circus bear.
108 00:04:55,792 00:04:57,125 [honks] [honks]
109 00:04:57,250 00:05:00,709 [continues honking] [continues honking]
110 00:05:00,792 00:05:03,375 That's not a bear. How long have you been down here? That's not a bear. How long have you been down here?
111 00:05:03,458 00:05:05,041 No, it's a bear. Look. No, it's a bear. Look.
112 00:05:05,125 00:05:06,792 Hmm, maybe if I squint... Hmm, maybe if I squint...
113 00:05:10,500 00:05:11,792 [gasps] [gasps]
114 00:05:12,291 00:05:16,125 All I have to do is squint my eyes and then everything looks old-timey. All I have to do is squint my eyes and then everything looks old-timey.
115 00:05:16,792 00:05:19,041 ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪
116 00:05:19,125 00:05:21,458 ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪
117 00:05:21,542 00:05:23,709 ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪
118 00:05:23,792 00:05:26,208 ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪
119 00:05:26,291 00:05:30,875 ♪ Whenever I feel nostalgic For a time I never knew ♪ ♪ Whenever I feel nostalgic For a time I never knew ♪
120 00:05:31,291 00:05:33,417 ♪ I limit the light coming in my eyes ♪ ♪ I limit the light coming in my eyes ♪
121 00:05:33,500 00:05:35,875 ♪ And it's 1842 ♪ ♪ And it's 1842 ♪
122 00:05:36,291 00:05:38,417 ♪ Rollin' down the river At a leisurely pace ♪ ♪ Rollin' down the river At a leisurely pace ♪
123 00:05:38,500 00:05:40,709 ♪ Where we hang our hats is our home ♪ ♪ Where we hang our hats is our home ♪
124 00:05:40,792 00:05:43,542 ♪ Like Huck Finn And Tom Whats-his-face ♪ ♪ Like Huck Finn And Tom Whats-his-face ♪
125 00:05:43,625 00:05:48,291 ♪ We were to roam ♪ ♪ We were to roam ♪
126 00:05:48,375 00:05:50,667 ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪
127 00:05:50,750 00:05:53,458 ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪
128 00:05:53,542 00:05:55,417 ♪ All I gotta do Is squint my eyes ♪ ♪ All I gotta do Is squint my eyes ♪
129 00:05:55,500 00:05:58,166 ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪
130 00:05:58,250 00:06:00,667 ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪
131 00:06:00,750 00:06:03,250 ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪
132 00:06:03,333 00:06:05,291 ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪
133 00:06:05,375 00:06:08,000 ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪
134 00:06:09,000 00:06:11,250 [bats screeching] [bats screeching]
135 00:06:11,333 00:06:12,500 [Scott playing harmonica] [Scott playing harmonica]
136 00:06:12,583 00:06:15,542 Ah. Well, if this isn't the spirit of adventure. Ah. Well, if this isn't the spirit of adventure.
137 00:06:16,041 00:06:20,667 Just two hat twins with no conflicts, rivalries or mind-games, Just two hat twins with no conflicts, rivalries or mind-games,
138 00:06:20,917 00:06:23,083 unlike a certain platypus I know, unlike a certain platypus I know,
139 00:06:23,333 00:06:24,834 who shall remain nameless... who shall remain nameless...
140 00:06:25,667 00:06:27,750 But his name is Perry the Platypus. But his name is Perry the Platypus.
141 00:06:28,333 00:06:32,458 Oh. [sing song] I think someone's waking up from her afternoon nap. Oh. [sing song] I think someone's waking up from her afternoon nap.
142 00:06:32,542 00:06:33,792 Mildred? Mildred?
143 00:06:34,709 00:06:37,291 So, uh, why are you talking to a paper bag? So, uh, why are you talking to a paper bag?
144 00:06:37,542 00:06:39,792 That's ridiculous. Who would talk to a bag? That's ridiculous. Who would talk to a bag?
145 00:06:40,625 00:06:41,709 What's that, Mildred? What's that, Mildred?
146 00:06:41,959 00:06:44,041 Who's this fellow with the pointy nose? Who's this fellow with the pointy nose?
147 00:06:44,458 00:06:45,709 Why, he's my new buddy! Why, he's my new buddy!
148 00:06:46,041 00:06:49,125 Oh, don't worry, Mildred, you'll always be my favorite. Oh, don't worry, Mildred, you'll always be my favorite.
149 00:06:49,208 00:06:50,834 You uh, uh... You uh, uh...
150 00:06:50,917 00:06:52,125 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
151 00:06:52,208 00:06:53,667 You know that's a milk carton, right? You know that's a milk carton, right?
152 00:06:53,750 00:06:55,625 -You know you're my favorite. -Right? -You know you're my favorite. -Right?
153 00:06:55,709 00:06:57,500 Don't you act sassy with me. Don't you act sassy with me.
154 00:06:57,583 00:07:01,291 I guess he can't hear me 'cause he's talking to a milk carton. I guess he can't hear me 'cause he's talking to a milk carton.
155 00:07:01,792 00:07:04,208 But that's okay. I mean, I'm just sitting here talking to myself, But that's okay. I mean, I'm just sitting here talking to myself,
156 00:07:04,291 00:07:06,041 so I get it, that's cool. so I get it, that's cool.
157 00:07:06,125 00:07:08,041 No, you are. No, you are.
158 00:07:08,125 00:07:10,000 That's cool as long as we can stay best adventure buddies, life is perfect. That's cool as long as we can stay best adventure buddies, life is perfect.
159 00:07:10,083 00:07:12,000 I've never looked at another carton. I've never looked at another carton.
160 00:07:16,166 00:07:18,583 So, uh, when's my turn? So, uh, when's my turn?
161 00:07:20,667 00:07:23,000 Hey, uh, adventure buddy. Hey, uh, adventure buddy.
162 00:07:23,083 00:07:24,583 I made a little something to share. I made a little something to share.
163 00:07:25,750 00:07:28,000 Um, hey, er, listen. Um, hey, er, listen.
164 00:07:28,083 00:07:30,709 Er, I'm sorry, I forgot your name. But, anyway, Er, I'm sorry, I forgot your name. But, anyway,
165 00:07:30,792 00:07:32,750 can't we have a dude's night out, can't we have a dude's night out,
166 00:07:32,834 00:07:34,834 but just me and you, like we did before? but just me and you, like we did before?
167 00:07:34,917 00:07:38,208 I'm so sorry. We're kind of in the middle of something right now. I'm so sorry. We're kind of in the middle of something right now.
168 00:07:38,291 00:07:39,667 -So... -Oh, yes, of course. -So... -Oh, yes, of course.
169 00:07:39,750 00:07:41,959 What was I thinking? Sorry, I... What was I thinking? Sorry, I...
170 00:07:43,125 00:07:45,291 We're still good, right? Right? Right? We're still good, right? Right? Right?
171 00:07:52,125 00:07:53,458 Ah! Ah!
172 00:07:55,291 00:07:58,875 Hey, guys? Allow me to introduce Stephanie, my girlfriend. Hey, guys? Allow me to introduce Stephanie, my girlfriend.
173 00:07:58,959 00:08:00,875 We have so much in common, it's ridiculous. We have so much in common, it's ridiculous.
174 00:08:00,959 00:08:03,125 I mean, seriously we're like, we're both skinny I mean, seriously we're like, we're both skinny
175 00:08:03,208 00:08:06,000 and we have clumps of hair, and we both, and we have clumps of hair, and we both,
176 00:08:06,625 00:08:08,458 like buckets and, er... like buckets and, er...
177 00:08:08,959 00:08:11,875 Well, I guess that's about it. Skinny. Clumps of hair. And we both like buckets. Well, I guess that's about it. Skinny. Clumps of hair. And we both like buckets.
178 00:08:11,959 00:08:14,041 That's enough to build a relationship on, right? That's enough to build a relationship on, right?
179 00:08:14,125 00:08:16,041 You, you realize that's a mop, right? You, you realize that's a mop, right?
180 00:08:17,625 00:08:19,542 And she's a milk carton! And she's a milk carton!
181 00:08:19,625 00:08:23,208 Your girlfriend is a milk carton that someone has drawn a smilie face on. Your girlfriend is a milk carton that someone has drawn a smilie face on.
182 00:08:23,291 00:08:24,583 I can only assume it was you. I can only assume it was you.
183 00:08:24,667 00:08:26,458 Mildred says go sit in the dinghy! Mildred says go sit in the dinghy!
184 00:08:27,625 00:08:29,458 Where does Mildred get off telling me what to do? Where does Mildred get off telling me what to do?
185 00:08:30,000 00:08:32,000 Doesn't she know who I'm not yet? Doesn't she know who I'm not yet?
186 00:08:32,333 00:08:35,250 I'm Professor Time, that's who I'm not yet. I'm Professor Time, that's who I'm not yet.
187 00:08:35,333 00:08:37,291 Miss Cardboard No Spill Spout. Miss Cardboard No Spill Spout.
188 00:08:37,375 00:08:38,375 -[crashing] -What... -[crashing] -What...
189 00:08:44,667 00:08:46,917 [screaming] [screaming]
190 00:08:55,667 00:08:57,583 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
191 00:08:57,667 00:08:58,667 [screaming] [screaming]
192 00:09:00,333 00:09:02,875 Mildred! Mildred!
193 00:09:03,333 00:09:04,875 No! No!
194 00:09:10,709 00:09:12,333 No! Mildred! No! Mildred!
195 00:09:14,750 00:09:15,792 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
196 00:09:19,750 00:09:21,375 [gasps] Mildred! [gasps] Mildred!
197 00:09:21,959 00:09:23,208 Mildred, where are you? Mildred, where are you?
198 00:09:27,375 00:09:29,709 Mildred! You're safe! Mildred! You're safe!
199 00:09:30,041 00:09:31,875 You've been saved! You've been saved!
200 00:09:33,875 00:09:35,583 Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah. You're welcome.
201 00:09:36,041 00:09:38,500 Mildred says she wants you to stay. Mildred says she wants you to stay.
202 00:09:38,583 00:09:40,834 Well, that's nice of you, Mildred, and I'd like to, Well, that's nice of you, Mildred, and I'd like to,
203 00:09:40,917 00:09:42,625 'cause you know, this was fun. 'cause you know, this was fun.
204 00:09:42,709 00:09:44,041 But uh, the truth is, But uh, the truth is,
205 00:09:44,125 00:09:46,250 I've been feeling a little bit like a third wheel. I've been feeling a little bit like a third wheel.
206 00:09:46,542 00:09:48,458 But you're not a third wheel. But you're not a third wheel.
207 00:09:48,542 00:09:49,792 -I'm not? -No. -I'm not? -No.
208 00:09:49,875 00:09:52,291 You're like some other vehicle altogether. You're like some other vehicle altogether.
209 00:09:52,375 00:09:54,542 It's like we're a bicycle over here, It's like we're a bicycle over here,
210 00:09:54,625 00:09:57,583 and then somewhere over there, you're a unicycle and then somewhere over there, you're a unicycle
211 00:09:57,667 00:09:59,333 just going 'round in circles. just going 'round in circles.
212 00:09:59,417 00:10:01,834 And juggling, in a frantic grab for attention. And juggling, in a frantic grab for attention.
213 00:10:02,208 00:10:05,250 But we don't even notice you, unless you drop something. But we don't even notice you, unless you drop something.
214 00:10:05,333 00:10:07,000 And then it's just an annoyance. And then it's just an annoyance.
215 00:10:07,083 00:10:08,250 What I mean to say is... What I mean to say is...
216 00:10:08,333 00:10:09,959 We want you to stay. We want you to stay.
217 00:10:10,959 00:10:13,375 Well, as much as I love meandering speeches, Well, as much as I love meandering speeches,
218 00:10:13,458 00:10:15,959 the truth is, it's time for me to go. the truth is, it's time for me to go.
219 00:10:16,625 00:10:19,083 Tell Stephanie it never would have worked out between us. Tell Stephanie it never would have worked out between us.
220 00:10:19,458 00:10:20,750 I'm a rolling stone. I'm a rolling stone.
221 00:10:20,834 00:10:22,583 I gather no mops! I gather no mops!
222 00:10:24,250 00:10:26,667 Oh, well. You can always stay here, Stephanie. Oh, well. You can always stay here, Stephanie.
223 00:10:28,500 00:10:29,500 What? What?
224 00:10:30,625 00:10:32,166 Oh, who needs adventure? Oh, who needs adventure?
225 00:10:32,250 00:10:34,250 That's just asking for drama. That's just asking for drama.
226 00:10:34,583 00:10:37,500 What I need is a place where people accept me for who I am. What I need is a place where people accept me for who I am.
227 00:10:37,583 00:10:41,458 You know a place where they don't mind if I spread out and do my experiments. You know a place where they don't mind if I spread out and do my experiments.
228 00:10:41,542 00:10:45,625 And then, you know maybe a place where there's a strong parental presence, And then, you know maybe a place where there's a strong parental presence,
229 00:10:45,709 00:10:48,458 and maybe some children to lighten the mood. and maybe some children to lighten the mood.
230 00:10:48,542 00:10:51,583 And a young boy who shares my penchant for disaster. And a young boy who shares my penchant for disaster.
231 00:10:51,667 00:10:52,750 But, ugh. But, ugh.
232 00:10:52,834 00:10:55,333 But where on Earth would I find such a place? But where on Earth would I find such a place?
233 00:10:58,667 00:10:59,959 Ah! Ah!
234 00:11:00,125 00:11:01,709 I'm home. I'm home.
235 00:11:02,333 00:11:03,917 Hey look, I found the dog. Hey look, I found the dog.
236 00:11:04,000 00:11:06,125 [rock music playing] [rock music playing]
237 00:11:06,625 00:11:10,333 [Christmas theme instrumental music playing] [Christmas theme instrumental music playing]
238 00:11:12,000 00:11:14,792 It's so great of the school to put on this winter break awards show It's so great of the school to put on this winter break awards show
239 00:11:14,875 00:11:16,583 just to honor students. just to honor students.
240 00:11:16,667 00:11:19,291 It's like something that would only happen on a TV show. It's like something that would only happen on a TV show.
241 00:11:19,375 00:11:21,750 You know, late in the season when the writers are tired. You know, late in the season when the writers are tired.
242 00:11:21,834 00:11:24,000 I am not nominated for anything this year. I am not nominated for anything this year.
243 00:11:24,083 00:11:27,750 But it is an honor just to hang out with the people who are nominated. But it is an honor just to hang out with the people who are nominated.
244 00:11:27,834 00:11:29,250 The real honor is you The real honor is you
245 00:11:29,333 00:11:30,792 getting to see the interpretive dance getting to see the interpretive dance
246 00:11:30,875 00:11:31,917 Lydia and I are gonna be doing. Lydia and I are gonna be doing.
247 00:11:32,000 00:11:33,083 Wait. Where's Lydia? Wait. Where's Lydia?
248 00:11:33,250 00:11:35,500 I'm nominated for "Most Tolerant Friend." I'm nominated for "Most Tolerant Friend."
249 00:11:35,583 00:11:36,667 Is that a joke? Is that a joke?
250 00:11:36,750 00:11:37,834 Don't push me, lady. Don't push me, lady.
251 00:11:38,166 00:11:40,166 Aren't you nominated for something too, Milo? Aren't you nominated for something too, Milo?
252 00:11:40,250 00:11:41,834 Yeah, but I don't know for what. Yeah, but I don't know for what.
253 00:11:42,166 00:11:44,667 A turkey vulture swooped in and stole the invite A turkey vulture swooped in and stole the invite
254 00:11:44,750 00:11:46,375 before I could read the category. before I could read the category.
255 00:11:46,875 00:11:49,125 Hi, honey. We want to get a picture of the big star. Hi, honey. We want to get a picture of the big star.
256 00:11:49,208 00:11:50,208 Are you on the list? Are you on the list?
257 00:11:50,500 00:11:51,583 Seriously? Seriously?
258 00:11:51,667 00:11:52,792 Are you on the list? Are you on the list?
259 00:11:52,875 00:11:54,291 We just wanted to take a pic... We just wanted to take a pic...
260 00:11:54,375 00:11:56,750 This area is for students and faculty only. This area is for students and faculty only.
261 00:11:56,834 00:11:59,834 You can take pictures in the Mom and Pop-arrazzi Zone. You can take pictures in the Mom and Pop-arrazzi Zone.
262 00:12:01,709 00:12:03,792 -Can't we just... -Hey. I don't make the rules man. -Can't we just... -Hey. I don't make the rules man.
263 00:12:04,208 00:12:05,041 Who makes the rules? Who makes the rules?
264 00:12:06,709 00:12:08,458 Okay, I make the rules. Okay, I make the rules.
265 00:12:08,542 00:12:10,500 I will save you seats down front so you can take lots of pictures. I will save you seats down front so you can take lots of pictures.
266 00:12:10,583 00:12:11,583 Thanks, Amanda. Thanks, Amanda.
267 00:12:12,709 00:12:14,041 See you guys after the show. See you guys after the show.
268 00:12:14,125 00:12:16,709 I've got my eye on you, Murphy. I've got my eye on you, Murphy.
269 00:12:16,917 00:12:18,750 Diogee, go home. Diogee, go home.
270 00:12:19,041 00:12:21,333 You're not supposed to be at the awards show. You're not supposed to be at the awards show.
271 00:12:21,417 00:12:24,375 ♪ It's a sad dog's life ♪ ♪ It's a sad dog's life ♪
272 00:12:24,709 00:12:27,250 [Captain] All right officers, the night shift is beginning. [Captain] All right officers, the night shift is beginning.
273 00:12:27,625 00:12:29,291 As you know, As you know,
274 00:12:29,375 00:12:32,792 our canine officer, Officer Rex, was dognapped a few weeks ago our canine officer, Officer Rex, was dognapped a few weeks ago
275 00:12:32,875 00:12:33,917 by this individual: by this individual:
276 00:12:34,375 00:12:36,125 Zippy, the world's fastest Koala. Zippy, the world's fastest Koala.
277 00:12:36,208 00:12:40,500 ♪ Zippy the world's fastest Koala ♪ ♪ Zippy the world's fastest Koala ♪
278 00:12:40,583 00:12:42,417 We received another letter this morning. We received another letter this morning.
279 00:12:42,709 00:12:46,083 He's now demanding a ransom of 478 pounds He's now demanding a ransom of 478 pounds
280 00:12:46,166 00:12:48,458 of eucalyptus leaves for the return of Rex. of eucalyptus leaves for the return of Rex.
281 00:12:48,750 00:12:50,333 But we're gonna stand by police policy. But we're gonna stand by police policy.
282 00:12:50,417 00:12:52,667 We will not negotiate with marsupials. We will not negotiate with marsupials.
283 00:12:52,750 00:12:54,750 If you come upon him, consider him armed, If you come upon him, consider him armed,
284 00:12:54,834 00:12:57,000 in that he has two arms, and dangerous. in that he has two arms, and dangerous.
285 00:12:57,083 00:13:00,750 Fuller, Hastings, would you like to say a few words about your partner? Fuller, Hastings, would you like to say a few words about your partner?
286 00:13:02,291 00:13:04,000 If any of you spot the perp, If any of you spot the perp,
287 00:13:04,083 00:13:06,834 please make sure Rex gets back unharmed. please make sure Rex gets back unharmed.
288 00:13:06,917 00:13:08,834 He's so much more than our K-9. He's so much more than our K-9.
289 00:13:08,917 00:13:11,166 He's a K-10. Maybe even a K-11. He's a K-10. Maybe even a K-11.
290 00:13:11,250 00:13:13,208 Heck, I'd even go up to K-15. Heck, I'd even go up to K-15.
291 00:13:13,291 00:13:14,917 That's how much he means to us. That's how much he means to us.
292 00:13:15,000 00:13:16,834 Now, everyone get out there Now, everyone get out there
293 00:13:16,917 00:13:21,333 and bring me that ridiculously fast dog-jacking marsupial. and bring me that ridiculously fast dog-jacking marsupial.
294 00:13:21,417 00:13:23,917 And please, let's be careful out there. And please, let's be careful out there.
295 00:13:24,333 00:13:25,542 [hissing] [hissing]
296 00:13:25,625 00:13:26,875 [cat screeching] [cat screeching]
297 00:13:27,291 00:13:28,417 [Diogee barking] [Diogee barking]
298 00:13:38,875 00:13:40,709 [Elliot] Everyone, step lively. [Elliot] Everyone, step lively.
299 00:13:40,792 00:13:44,458 No horseplay, dilly-dallying, tom-foolery, antics, buffoonery, or pranks. No horseplay, dilly-dallying, tom-foolery, antics, buffoonery, or pranks.
300 00:13:44,542 00:13:46,041 You sure you've got all that covered Elliot? You sure you've got all that covered Elliot?
301 00:13:46,125 00:13:47,709 Wait. And no hijinks! Wait. And no hijinks!
302 00:13:47,792 00:13:48,959 I knew there was one more. I knew there was one more.
303 00:13:49,041 00:13:51,709 Whoops! Don't want any broken glass in the auditorium. Whoops! Don't want any broken glass in the auditorium.
304 00:13:54,458 00:13:56,291 Um, guys? Um, guys?
305 00:13:56,709 00:13:59,750 Well, this is an unexpected obstacle to my goal. Well, this is an unexpected obstacle to my goal.
306 00:13:59,834 00:14:02,000 But a catalyst to adventure... But a catalyst to adventure...
307 00:14:02,750 00:14:04,166 Who am I talking to? Who am I talking to?
308 00:14:07,792 00:14:08,917 -[barks] -[both gasp] -[barks] -[both gasp]
309 00:14:09,000 00:14:09,917 It's a dog! It's a dog!
310 00:14:10,000 00:14:12,083 Dispatch didn't tell us we got a new K-9. Dispatch didn't tell us we got a new K-9.
311 00:14:12,166 00:14:13,250 Does he have an I.D.? Does he have an I.D.?
312 00:14:13,333 00:14:14,333 Doesn't have a collar. Doesn't have a collar.
313 00:14:15,000 00:14:16,792 Well, I guess we'll call you Rex Two. Well, I guess we'll call you Rex Two.
314 00:14:16,875 00:14:18,583 Welcome aboard, Officer. Welcome aboard, Officer.
315 00:14:18,667 00:14:20,750 [police dispatch] Attention all units, [police dispatch] Attention all units,
316 00:14:20,834 00:14:23,417 Zippy the Koala has been spotted on a stolen motorcycle in the Garment District. Zippy the Koala has been spotted on a stolen motorcycle in the Garment District.
317 00:14:23,500 00:14:24,792 Approach with caution. Approach with caution.
318 00:14:24,875 00:14:27,250 Remember he is the world's fastest Koala. Remember he is the world's fastest Koala.
319 00:14:27,333 00:14:31,709 ♪ He's the fastest Koala in the world ♪ ♪ He's the fastest Koala in the world ♪
320 00:14:32,041 00:14:33,792 If we find him, we find Rex. If we find him, we find Rex.
321 00:14:33,875 00:14:34,792 Let's make some noise! Let's make some noise!
322 00:14:34,875 00:14:36,083 -[howling] -[siren blaring] -[howling] -[siren blaring]
323 00:14:36,166 00:14:37,959 Actually I was talking about the siren, Actually I was talking about the siren,
324 00:14:38,041 00:14:39,834 but I like your enthusiasm, Rex Two. but I like your enthusiasm, Rex Two.
325 00:14:40,583 00:14:43,583 [Principal Milder] Our next award is for greenest thumb! [Principal Milder] Our next award is for greenest thumb!
326 00:14:43,667 00:14:45,333 I hope I don't miss my category. I hope I don't miss my category.
327 00:14:50,875 00:14:54,125 And the winner for greenest thumb is, And the winner for greenest thumb is,
328 00:14:54,208 00:14:55,375 Chad Van Coff. Chad Van Coff.
329 00:14:55,458 00:14:56,709 Come on up, Chad. Come on up, Chad.
330 00:14:56,792 00:14:57,792 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
331 00:15:00,125 00:15:01,208 Really, people? Really, people?
332 00:15:01,291 00:15:03,542 I'm literally part plant here. I'm literally part plant here.
333 00:15:10,542 00:15:12,667 [cowboy music playing] [cowboy music playing]
334 00:15:12,750 00:15:14,375 [sci-fi themed music playing] [sci-fi themed music playing]
335 00:15:14,458 00:15:15,875 [jazz music playing] [jazz music playing]
336 00:15:16,917 00:15:18,792 All right. Keep your eyes peeled. All right. Keep your eyes peeled.
337 00:15:18,875 00:15:19,959 Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem.
338 00:15:20,041 00:15:21,792 This koala is so fast, This koala is so fast,
339 00:15:21,875 00:15:23,500 he's always one step ahead of us. he's always one step ahead of us.
340 00:15:23,583 00:15:24,959 -We can never... -[bike engine revving] -We can never... -[bike engine revving]
341 00:15:26,208 00:15:28,834 ♪ Zippy ♪ ♪ Zippy ♪
342 00:15:28,917 00:15:34,083 ♪ The world's fastest koala ♪ ♪ The world's fastest koala ♪
343 00:15:35,583 00:15:38,834 ♪ He's the fastest koala in the world ♪ ♪ He's the fastest koala in the world ♪
344 00:15:38,917 00:15:39,917 ♪ He's always floating around ♪ ♪ He's always floating around ♪
345 00:15:40,000 00:15:42,041 Okay, now he's just taunting us. Okay, now he's just taunting us.
346 00:15:42,125 00:15:44,667 -After them! -[tires screeching] -After them! -[tires screeching]
347 00:15:44,750 00:15:46,417 [siren blaring] [siren blaring]
348 00:15:57,625 00:15:59,000 Darn it! We lost him! Darn it! We lost him!
349 00:15:59,083 00:16:01,000 Well we didn't lose them. We know where they went. Well we didn't lose them. We know where they went.
350 00:16:01,083 00:16:02,375 Our car just couldn't fit in the pipe. Our car just couldn't fit in the pipe.
351 00:16:02,458 00:16:04,250 Do you always have to be so literal? Do you always have to be so literal?
352 00:16:04,625 00:16:08,041 Congratulations to Wendy Hillman for winning Best Teacher's Pet! Congratulations to Wendy Hillman for winning Best Teacher's Pet!
353 00:16:08,125 00:16:09,417 Hey, Zack. Hey, Zack.
354 00:16:09,500 00:16:11,875 -Ah! -I'm here. I made it. -Ah! -I'm here. I made it.
355 00:16:11,917 00:16:14,208 Lydia? Are you okay? You look terrible! Lydia? Are you okay? You look terrible!
356 00:16:14,500 00:16:16,959 Oh, uh, just a little food poisoning. Oh, uh, just a little food poisoning.
357 00:16:17,041 00:16:19,458 But it's not gonna stop me from performing tonight. But it's not gonna stop me from performing tonight.
358 00:16:19,542 00:16:21,125 But you can barely stand. But you can barely stand.
359 00:16:21,208 00:16:23,125 We didn't train for three weeks on this routine We didn't train for three weeks on this routine
360 00:16:23,208 00:16:25,542 so I can let down the audience and you tonight. so I can let down the audience and you tonight.
361 00:16:25,625 00:16:27,583 I'm not going to let a little fever, I'm not going to let a little fever,
362 00:16:27,667 00:16:29,125 chills, dizziness, chills, dizziness,
363 00:16:29,208 00:16:30,750 temporary blindness, temporary blindness,
364 00:16:30,834 00:16:32,417 uncontrollable body spasms, uncontrollable body spasms,
365 00:16:32,500 00:16:34,542 forgetfulness, mood swings, forgetfulness, mood swings,
366 00:16:34,625 00:16:35,750 and forgetfulness and forgetfulness
367 00:16:35,834 00:16:37,792 stop us from getting out there. stop us from getting out there.
368 00:16:38,125 00:16:39,125 Where are we? Where are we?
369 00:16:39,208 00:16:41,709 Wow. I had a splinter and I almost stayed home. Wow. I had a splinter and I almost stayed home.
370 00:16:42,333 00:16:45,458 Okay. You guys are going on right after this next category. Okay. You guys are going on right after this next category.
371 00:16:45,792 00:16:47,125 Okay. I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready.
372 00:16:47,208 00:16:49,125 Let's do this. Let's do this.
373 00:16:49,208 00:16:50,625 [Principal Milder] The nominees are... [Principal Milder] The nominees are...
374 00:16:50,709 00:16:51,792 Oh, no, Lydia! Oh, no, Lydia!
375 00:16:51,875 00:16:53,792 Lydia! Stay away from the light! Lydia! Stay away from the light!
376 00:16:53,875 00:16:56,667 ...Dave Wong and Milo Murphy! ...Dave Wong and Milo Murphy!
377 00:16:57,000 00:16:58,083 And the winner is... And the winner is...
378 00:16:58,166 00:16:59,417 Milo Murphy! Milo Murphy!
379 00:16:59,500 00:17:01,458 Yay, Milo! Booyah! Yay, Milo! Booyah!
380 00:17:01,542 00:17:02,542 Booyah! Booyah!
381 00:17:02,834 00:17:03,875 Milo? Milo?
382 00:17:04,333 00:17:06,166 -[Principal Milder] Hello? -I'm coming! I'm coming! -[Principal Milder] Hello? -I'm coming! I'm coming!
383 00:17:06,667 00:17:07,667 I'm coming... I'm coming...
384 00:17:10,041 00:17:12,333 Hold that award, I'll be right there. Hold that award, I'll be right there.
385 00:17:12,917 00:17:15,000 I can hear him, but I can't see him. I can hear him, but I can't see him.
386 00:17:15,250 00:17:17,000 Ha, kids today! Ha, kids today!
387 00:17:17,375 00:17:18,542 I'm vamping. I'm vamping.
388 00:17:19,834 00:17:21,125 [softly] Murphy's Law got Milo. [softly] Murphy's Law got Milo.
389 00:17:21,208 00:17:22,750 He's fallen into the basement. He's fallen into the basement.
390 00:17:22,834 00:17:24,166 Stall for time! Stall for time!
391 00:17:24,667 00:17:25,917 [softly] Are you kidding me? [softly] Are you kidding me?
392 00:17:26,750 00:17:28,166 We have a basement? We have a basement?
393 00:17:28,917 00:17:30,083 Uh, so, uh, Uh, so, uh,
394 00:17:30,166 00:17:31,750 while we're waiting for Milo, while we're waiting for Milo,
395 00:17:31,834 00:17:34,000 uh, anyone here like comedy? uh, anyone here like comedy?
396 00:17:36,583 00:17:38,375 Great! Me too. Great! Me too.
397 00:17:38,917 00:17:41,792 So, so there's this horse, right? So, so there's this horse, right?
398 00:17:41,875 00:17:43,291 I hope Milo's okay. I hope Milo's okay.
399 00:17:44,125 00:17:45,542 Milder's dying out there. Milder's dying out there.
400 00:17:45,625 00:17:48,125 You guys need to get out there early and distract the audience. You guys need to get out there early and distract the audience.
401 00:17:48,208 00:17:50,834 Zack, this award show needs us. Zack, this award show needs us.
402 00:17:50,917 00:17:54,041 Lydia can you honestly say you could go out there like this? Lydia can you honestly say you could go out there like this?
403 00:17:54,125 00:17:55,625 Mind over matter, Zack. Mind over matter, Zack.
404 00:17:55,709 00:17:56,709 Mind over... Mind over...
405 00:17:56,792 00:17:58,125 I smell french toast. I smell french toast.
406 00:17:58,792 00:18:01,083 And the horse said, And the horse said,
407 00:18:01,166 00:18:02,291 "Why the long face?" "Why the long face?"
408 00:18:02,792 00:18:05,542 Oh, wait, wait, it's the podiatrist. Oh, wait, wait, it's the podiatrist.
409 00:18:05,667 00:18:08,041 Imagine the podiatrist said... Imagine the podiatrist said...
410 00:18:09,041 00:18:11,166 [Milo] I'll be up there in one sec. [Milo] I'll be up there in one sec.
411 00:18:11,250 00:18:14,375 And the winner is Milo Murphy! And the winner is Milo Murphy!
412 00:18:15,834 00:18:17,333 [grunts] [grunts]
413 00:18:17,417 00:18:19,709 Nope I was wrong. Gonna be longer than a sec. Nope I was wrong. Gonna be longer than a sec.
414 00:18:19,792 00:18:21,333 Oh, no! Here! Here! Oh, no! Here! Here!
415 00:18:21,417 00:18:23,000 Just get out there. Just get out there.
416 00:18:23,083 00:18:24,208 Wait, why do I need to wear this helmet? Wait, why do I need to wear this helmet?
417 00:18:24,291 00:18:26,250 Well, you all heard that, Well, you all heard that,
418 00:18:26,333 00:18:28,250 he's almost here, so, uh... he's almost here, so, uh...
419 00:18:28,333 00:18:30,375 [laughs] What do you call a fake noodle? [laughs] What do you call a fake noodle?
420 00:18:30,458 00:18:31,750 An impasta! An impasta!
421 00:18:32,458 00:18:34,834 Thank you! Thank you! I got a million of 'em! Thank you! Thank you! I got a million of 'em!
422 00:18:34,917 00:18:37,166 So, these three horses walk into an Italian restaurant... So, these three horses walk into an Italian restaurant...
423 00:18:37,250 00:18:39,917 That's my boy. Slinking off the stage in shame. That's my boy. Slinking off the stage in shame.
424 00:18:40,000 00:18:41,125 Where are you, Milo? Where are you, Milo?
425 00:18:46,375 00:18:47,417 [creaks] [creaks]
426 00:18:52,250 00:18:54,625 There's more than one way to climb a staircase. There's more than one way to climb a staircase.
427 00:18:55,083 00:18:58,041 And the horse looked at the elephant and said, And the horse looked at the elephant and said,
428 00:18:58,333 00:18:59,792 "Why the long nose?" "Why the long nose?"
429 00:18:59,875 00:19:01,291 [laughing sarcastically] [laughing sarcastically]
430 00:19:02,458 00:19:05,709 Well, I thought I had a million of 'em, but I guess I only have two. Well, I thought I had a million of 'em, but I guess I only have two.
431 00:19:06,166 00:19:08,125 Well... [laughs nervously] Well... [laughs nervously]
432 00:19:08,458 00:19:10,041 We'll give Milo his award tomorrow. We'll give Milo his award tomorrow.
433 00:19:10,125 00:19:11,875 Thanks for a great night, ladies and germs. Thanks for a great night, ladies and germs.
434 00:19:11,959 00:19:12,959 Please drive safely. Please drive safely.
435 00:19:16,208 00:19:17,208 That went pretty well. That went pretty well.
436 00:19:17,291 00:19:18,542 [Lydia] We're here. [Lydia] We're here.
437 00:19:18,625 00:19:19,959 We're gonna perform. We're gonna perform.
438 00:19:20,041 00:19:21,709 -We're coming. I'm fine, I'm fine. -Lydia. Lydia. No. -We're coming. I'm fine, I'm fine. -Lydia. Lydia. No.
439 00:19:21,792 00:19:24,417 -I'm totally fine. I'm ready. -The nice men from the hospital are here. -I'm totally fine. I'm ready. -The nice men from the hospital are here.
440 00:19:24,500 00:19:26,709 -The nice men... -No Santa. I can do it Santa. -The nice men... -No Santa. I can do it Santa.
441 00:19:26,792 00:19:27,875 Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
442 00:19:28,000 00:19:29,792 I know how to dance fight. I know how to dance fight.
443 00:19:29,875 00:19:31,166 [mimics karate sounds] [mimics karate sounds]
444 00:19:33,166 00:19:34,208 Okay. Okay.
445 00:19:35,792 00:19:38,208 -That was the best WiBa's yet! -Sure was. -That was the best WiBa's yet! -Sure was.
446 00:19:38,291 00:19:39,375 I was kinda hoping to see Milo I was kinda hoping to see Milo
447 00:19:39,458 00:19:41,625 actually get to the stage this year though. actually get to the stage this year though.
448 00:19:41,709 00:19:44,083 I will pick up his award and look for him back stage. I will pick up his award and look for him back stage.
449 00:19:44,166 00:19:45,667 Okay, we'll look for him outside. Okay, we'll look for him outside.
450 00:19:47,834 00:19:49,542 I can't believe we lost 'em. I can't believe we lost 'em.
451 00:19:50,333 00:19:51,917 -Donut? -Seriously? -Donut? -Seriously?
452 00:19:52,000 00:19:53,166 Cops eating donuts? Cops eating donuts?
453 00:19:53,250 00:19:55,041 Don't be such a cliche! Don't be such a cliche!
454 00:19:55,750 00:19:56,834 [Fuller] So now you speak French? [Fuller] So now you speak French?
455 00:20:00,667 00:20:03,333 [barking] [barking]
456 00:20:04,166 00:20:05,375 What is it, Rex Two? What do you see? What is it, Rex Two? What do you see?
457 00:20:05,709 00:20:09,166 Wait, isn't that the stolen motorcycle the koala was driving? Wait, isn't that the stolen motorcycle the koala was driving?
458 00:20:11,417 00:20:13,500 [metal whirring] [metal whirring]
459 00:20:15,667 00:20:17,083 -[squeaking] -IT'S A RAID!!! -[squeaking] -IT'S A RAID!!!
460 00:20:19,333 00:20:22,250 Paws up, ya dog stealing freak of nature! Paws up, ya dog stealing freak of nature!
461 00:20:23,458 00:20:25,792 Great work, Officer Rex Two! Great work, Officer Rex Two!
462 00:20:25,875 00:20:27,375 You found Officer Rex One! You found Officer Rex One!
463 00:20:27,875 00:20:29,291 [groans] [groans]
464 00:20:29,375 00:20:31,375 We couldn't have done any of this without you, Rex Two. We couldn't have done any of this without you, Rex Two.
465 00:20:31,458 00:20:34,291 You're one of the smartest, most talented K-infinity officers You're one of the smartest, most talented K-infinity officers
466 00:20:34,375 00:20:36,041 we've had the honor to work with. we've had the honor to work with.
467 00:20:36,125 00:20:37,208 But the thing is, But the thing is,
468 00:20:37,709 00:20:39,333 Rex One is our partner Rex One is our partner
469 00:20:39,417 00:20:41,041 and we only just met you. and we only just met you.
470 00:20:41,125 00:20:44,291 We know how much it must hurt being let go like this and all, We know how much it must hurt being let go like this and all,
471 00:20:44,375 00:20:45,375 but... but...
472 00:20:46,583 00:20:47,834 Hey! Where's he going? Hey! Where's he going?
473 00:20:47,917 00:20:49,250 You bored him to death. You bored him to death.
474 00:20:49,625 00:20:50,625 [whines] [whines]
475 00:20:50,709 00:20:52,959 I'm sorry. That was harsh. Come on. Bring it in. I'm sorry. That was harsh. Come on. Bring it in.
476 00:20:53,458 00:20:55,208 -[engine starts] -♪ Zippy ♪ -[engine starts] -♪ Zippy ♪
477 00:20:55,291 00:20:56,333 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
478 00:20:56,375 00:20:57,542 [siren blaring] [siren blaring]
479 00:20:57,875 00:20:59,667 That koala just stole our car, didn't he? That koala just stole our car, didn't he?
480 00:20:59,750 00:21:01,375 He is the world's fastest koala. He is the world's fastest koala.
481 00:21:04,333 00:21:05,583 [screams] [screams]
482 00:21:06,333 00:21:07,333 Amanda? Amanda?
483 00:21:07,417 00:21:09,417 There's an elevator right over there. There's an elevator right over there.
484 00:21:09,917 00:21:11,000 [elevator bell dings] [elevator bell dings]
485 00:21:11,083 00:21:12,417 I picked up your award. I picked up your award.
486 00:21:12,500 00:21:14,417 You did? That was so nice. You did? That was so nice.
487 00:21:14,500 00:21:17,000 Um, what was the award for? Um, what was the award for?
488 00:21:18,458 00:21:22,417 And the winner for Greatest Perseverance is... And the winner for Greatest Perseverance is...
489 00:21:22,542 00:21:24,333 Milo Murphy! Milo Murphy!
490 00:21:24,417 00:21:25,375 [all cheering] [all cheering]
491 00:21:25,458 00:21:26,500 Yay, Milo! Yay, Milo!
492 00:21:29,291 00:21:30,333 Booyah. Booyah.
493 00:21:30,417 00:21:32,417 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
494 00:21:32,709 00:21:35,208 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
495 00:21:35,291 00:21:37,834 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
496 00:21:37,917 00:21:40,458 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
497 00:21:42,667 00:21:45,583 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
498 00:21:45,667 00:21:48,583 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
499 00:21:48,667 00:21:50,250 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
500 00:21:50,333 00:21:52,792 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
501 00:21:52,875 00:21:55,375 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪