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1 | 00:00:05,041 | 00:00:07,417 | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ |
2 | 00:00:07,500 | 00:00:09,959 | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ |
3 | 00:00:10,041 | 00:00:12,458 | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ |
4 | 00:00:12,542 | 00:00:15,166 | ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ | ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ |
5 | 00:00:15,250 | 00:00:17,667 | ♪ Whoa | ♪ Whoa |
6 | 00:00:17,750 | 00:00:20,166 | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ |
7 | 00:00:20,250 | 00:00:22,291 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
8 | 00:00:22,375 | 00:00:25,000 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
9 | 00:00:25,291 | 00:00:30,166 | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ |
10 | 00:00:30,250 | 00:00:32,458 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
11 | 00:00:32,542 | 00:00:35,083 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
12 | 00:00:40,500 | 00:00:43,917 | ♪ Doofenshmirtz' shed in the backyard ♪ | ♪ Doofenshmirtz' shed in the backyard ♪ |
13 | 00:00:44,000 | 00:00:45,166 | [Doofenshmirtz] Ow. | [Doofenshmirtz] Ow. |
14 | 00:00:45,250 | 00:00:47,792 | And thanks for helping me, Vanessa. Ow. | And thanks for helping me, Vanessa. Ow. |
15 | 00:00:47,875 | 00:00:50,083 | You know I really... Ow. I learned something today. | You know I really... Ow. I learned something today. |
16 | 00:00:50,166 | 00:00:52,166 | Sometimes people on construction sites | Sometimes people on construction sites |
17 | 00:00:52,250 | 00:00:54,417 | really don't... Ow. They don't want your advice. | really don't... Ow. They don't want your advice. |
18 | 00:00:54,500 | 00:00:56,709 | Almost got it, Dad. | Almost got it, Dad. |
19 | 00:00:57,542 | 00:00:58,959 | Oh, thanks. | Oh, thanks. |
20 | 00:00:59,041 | 00:01:01,083 | You know, Dad, I think you're spending too much time alone. | You know, Dad, I think you're spending too much time alone. |
21 | 00:01:02,041 | 00:01:04,375 | You're right. I need a friend. An adventure buddy. | You're right. I need a friend. An adventure buddy. |
22 | 00:01:04,458 | 00:01:05,875 | Like this guy. | Like this guy. |
23 | 00:01:05,959 | 00:01:08,208 | [Vanessa] When adventure calls, don't let it go to voicemail. | [Vanessa] When adventure calls, don't let it go to voicemail. |
24 | 00:01:08,291 | 00:01:09,834 | Now where did I put Norm's head? | Now where did I put Norm's head? |
25 | 00:01:09,917 | 00:01:11,125 | No dad not a robot. | No dad not a robot. |
26 | 00:01:11,208 | 00:01:13,041 | Look, Perry sent you a card. | Look, Perry sent you a card. |
27 | 00:01:14,625 | 00:01:15,625 | [Doofenshmirtz reading] | [Doofenshmirtz reading] |
28 | 00:01:16,625 | 00:01:19,458 | [Vanessa] What about Perry? He was your adventure buddy, right? | [Vanessa] What about Perry? He was your adventure buddy, right? |
29 | 00:01:20,834 | 00:01:23,000 | Yeah, was. Past tense. | Yeah, was. Past tense. |
30 | 00:01:23,083 | 00:01:24,959 | Ugh. Middle-aged drama. | Ugh. Middle-aged drama. |
31 | 00:01:25,041 | 00:01:26,208 | Just call him, Dad. | Just call him, Dad. |
32 | 00:01:26,291 | 00:01:28,375 | No, no. He's gotta call me first. | No, no. He's gotta call me first. |
33 | 00:01:28,458 | 00:01:31,333 | He sent you a card! He reached out first! | He sent you a card! He reached out first! |
34 | 00:01:31,417 | 00:01:33,208 | No. He... He needs to call. | No. He... He needs to call. |
35 | 00:01:33,458 | 00:01:36,667 | Like physically call. From, like a landline. | Like physically call. From, like a landline. |
36 | 00:01:36,750 | 00:01:38,917 | Whatever. You know he doesn't talk right? | Whatever. You know he doesn't talk right? |
37 | 00:01:39,000 | 00:01:41,834 | In the meantime, maybe you'll find a new adventure buddy. | In the meantime, maybe you'll find a new adventure buddy. |
38 | 00:01:42,041 | 00:01:43,625 | Gotta go. Later, Dad! | Gotta go. Later, Dad! |
39 | 00:01:44,125 | 00:01:46,333 | Oh, good morning Heinz. Vanessa. | Oh, good morning Heinz. Vanessa. |
40 | 00:01:46,417 | 00:01:47,750 | Hi, Mrs. Murphy! | Hi, Mrs. Murphy! |
41 | 00:01:47,834 | 00:01:50,000 | Milo's letter made Disaster Magazine this month | Milo's letter made Disaster Magazine this month |
42 | 00:01:50,083 | 00:01:52,667 | so I'm gonna go pick up copies for all the grandparents. | so I'm gonna go pick up copies for all the grandparents. |
43 | 00:01:52,750 | 00:01:54,709 | Would you keep an eye on Diogee while I'm gone? | Would you keep an eye on Diogee while I'm gone? |
44 | 00:01:54,792 | 00:01:59,583 | You got it. I'll be completely aware of Diogee's location at all times. | You got it. I'll be completely aware of Diogee's location at all times. |
45 | 00:01:59,875 | 00:02:01,250 | 100%. | 100%. |
46 | 00:02:01,333 | 00:02:03,834 | That you can depend on... | That you can depend on... |
47 | 00:02:04,125 | 00:02:05,834 | Diogee! | Diogee! |
48 | 00:02:05,917 | 00:02:07,333 | Here, Diogee! | Here, Diogee! |
49 | 00:02:07,583 | 00:02:10,667 | Wow, you look away for 10 to 20 minutes, and suddenly... Ugh. | Wow, you look away for 10 to 20 minutes, and suddenly... Ugh. |
50 | 00:02:10,750 | 00:02:12,041 | Diogee! | Diogee! |
51 | 00:02:12,125 | 00:02:14,500 | Yeah and he hit the rail so hard that his... | Yeah and he hit the rail so hard that his... |
52 | 00:02:14,583 | 00:02:16,834 | Oh, hey. You wanna try little guy? | Oh, hey. You wanna try little guy? |
53 | 00:02:16,917 | 00:02:17,959 | [Diogee barks] | [Diogee barks] |
54 | 00:02:18,291 | 00:02:20,709 | Yeah! Yeah! | Yeah! Yeah! |
55 | 00:02:20,792 | 00:02:24,125 | Better call the vet dog, 'cause that move was sick! | Better call the vet dog, 'cause that move was sick! |
56 | 00:02:24,208 | 00:02:25,709 | [panting] Diogee! | [panting] Diogee! |
57 | 00:02:27,458 | 00:02:29,208 | Can I borrow your skateboard? | Can I borrow your skateboard? |
58 | 00:02:29,291 | 00:02:31,208 | Can you do an ollie kick flip like that? | Can you do an ollie kick flip like that? |
59 | 00:02:31,291 | 00:02:33,208 | I could, I just choose not to. | I could, I just choose not to. |
60 | 00:02:33,583 | 00:02:35,583 | "...and I know from personal experience | "...and I know from personal experience |
61 | 00:02:35,667 | 00:02:38,208 | that your description of the sound a tornado makes | that your description of the sound a tornado makes |
62 | 00:02:38,291 | 00:02:41,083 | smashing a piano into a pie factory was right on the money. | smashing a piano into a pie factory was right on the money. |
63 | 00:02:41,166 | 00:02:42,875 | Your fan, Milo Murphy." | Your fan, Milo Murphy." |
64 | 00:02:42,959 | 00:02:45,208 | Wow, Milo, you're a published author. | Wow, Milo, you're a published author. |
65 | 00:02:45,291 | 00:02:46,500 | -Thanks, Zack. -[Diogee barking] | -Thanks, Zack. -[Diogee barking] |
66 | 00:02:48,291 | 00:02:49,375 | Diogee? | Diogee? |
67 | 00:02:49,959 | 00:02:51,375 | [Diogee barking] | [Diogee barking] |
68 | 00:02:52,333 | 00:02:53,625 | Diogee! | Diogee! |
69 | 00:02:58,792 | 00:03:00,333 | Hang on, boy! | Hang on, boy! |
70 | 00:03:01,250 | 00:03:02,667 | [Milo] Diogee! | [Milo] Diogee! |
71 | 00:03:03,041 | 00:03:05,250 | Hmm. You know, I don't think I've ever been down here. | Hmm. You know, I don't think I've ever been down here. |
72 | 00:03:05,333 | 00:03:07,250 | Really? Feels like we're always down here. | Really? Feels like we're always down here. |
73 | 00:03:07,333 | 00:03:09,208 | [Scott] Greetings, surface dwellers! | [Scott] Greetings, surface dwellers! |
74 | 00:03:09,291 | 00:03:11,542 | You're just in time for lunch! | You're just in time for lunch! |
75 | 00:03:12,208 | 00:03:13,250 | Oh, hey, Scott. | Oh, hey, Scott. |
76 | 00:03:13,333 | 00:03:16,083 | May I interest you in some mystery meat? | May I interest you in some mystery meat? |
77 | 00:03:16,875 | 00:03:18,625 | [flies buzzing] | [flies buzzing] |
78 | 00:03:18,709 | 00:03:20,250 | I politely decline. | I politely decline. |
79 | 00:03:20,333 | 00:03:22,583 | Not me. I decline with no politeness. | Not me. I decline with no politeness. |
80 | 00:03:22,667 | 00:03:26,500 | You have arrived on the eve of my farewell dinner. | You have arrived on the eve of my farewell dinner. |
81 | 00:03:26,583 | 00:03:30,000 | Behold! My new adventure boat! | Behold! My new adventure boat! |
82 | 00:03:32,125 | 00:03:33,750 | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. |
83 | 00:03:37,834 | 00:03:39,500 | My adventure buddy. | My adventure buddy. |
84 | 00:03:39,583 | 00:03:44,291 | Er, uh, Scott, do you happen to have room for another adventurer? | Er, uh, Scott, do you happen to have room for another adventurer? |
85 | 00:03:44,375 | 00:03:46,750 | But of course. Here, we'll be hat twins. | But of course. Here, we'll be hat twins. |
86 | 00:03:46,917 | 00:03:48,542 | Welcome aboard. | Welcome aboard. |
87 | 00:03:48,917 | 00:03:50,375 | Oh, this is great. | Oh, this is great. |
88 | 00:03:50,458 | 00:03:52,291 | We're gonna go live on the river like | We're gonna go live on the river like |
89 | 00:03:52,375 | 00:03:54,542 | Huck Finn and Tom Whats-his-face. | Huck Finn and Tom Whats-his-face. |
90 | 00:03:54,625 | 00:03:55,625 | [camera clicks] | [camera clicks] |
91 | 00:03:57,041 | 00:03:58,709 | But we must leave now. | But we must leave now. |
92 | 00:03:59,041 | 00:04:02,000 | For the Great Flood is coming. | For the Great Flood is coming. |
93 | 00:04:02,083 | 00:04:03,208 | Oh, a great flood. | Oh, a great flood. |
94 | 00:04:03,291 | 00:04:05,792 | How do you know? Was there like an ancient prophecy? | How do you know? Was there like an ancient prophecy? |
95 | 00:04:05,959 | 00:04:08,041 | No. The water main's about to blow. | No. The water main's about to blow. |
96 | 00:04:09,041 | 00:04:11,041 | Uh, yeah we'll catch you later Dr. D. | Uh, yeah we'll catch you later Dr. D. |
97 | 00:04:16,709 | 00:04:20,000 | Tell Vanessa I found my Adventure Buddy! | Tell Vanessa I found my Adventure Buddy! |
98 | 00:04:20,083 | 00:04:21,458 | [Milo] Okay, if we see her. | [Milo] Okay, if we see her. |
99 | 00:04:26,959 | 00:04:28,834 | [Diogee whimpers] | [Diogee whimpers] |
100 | 00:04:28,917 | 00:04:31,458 | So... Tetanus shot? | So... Tetanus shot? |
101 | 00:04:31,750 | 00:04:34,667 | [banjo music playing] | [banjo music playing] |
102 | 00:04:34,750 | 00:04:36,375 | Wow, this is fun. | Wow, this is fun. |
103 | 00:04:36,458 | 00:04:39,250 | [Scott] And you get to meet all sorts of interesting people. | [Scott] And you get to meet all sorts of interesting people. |
104 | 00:04:39,875 | 00:04:42,375 | Good day, virtuous school marm | Good day, virtuous school marm |
105 | 00:04:42,458 | 00:04:44,583 | and your book-learnin' young'uns. | and your book-learnin' young'uns. |
106 | 00:04:49,583 | 00:04:51,417 | But uh, that's just um... | But uh, that's just um... |
107 | 00:04:51,500 | 00:04:55,417 | Bully for you, strangely-attired circus bear. | Bully for you, strangely-attired circus bear. |
108 | 00:04:55,792 | 00:04:57,125 | [honks] | [honks] |
109 | 00:04:57,250 | 00:05:00,709 | [continues honking] | [continues honking] |
110 | 00:05:00,792 | 00:05:03,375 | That's not a bear. How long have you been down here? | That's not a bear. How long have you been down here? |
111 | 00:05:03,458 | 00:05:05,041 | No, it's a bear. Look. | No, it's a bear. Look. |
112 | 00:05:05,125 | 00:05:06,792 | Hmm, maybe if I squint... | Hmm, maybe if I squint... |
113 | 00:05:10,500 | 00:05:11,792 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
114 | 00:05:12,291 | 00:05:16,125 | All I have to do is squint my eyes and then everything looks old-timey. | All I have to do is squint my eyes and then everything looks old-timey. |
115 | 00:05:16,792 | 00:05:19,041 | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ |
116 | 00:05:19,125 | 00:05:21,458 | ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ |
117 | 00:05:21,542 | 00:05:23,709 | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ |
118 | 00:05:23,792 | 00:05:26,208 | ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ | ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ |
119 | 00:05:26,291 | 00:05:30,875 | ♪ Whenever I feel nostalgic For a time I never knew ♪ | ♪ Whenever I feel nostalgic For a time I never knew ♪ |
120 | 00:05:31,291 | 00:05:33,417 | ♪ I limit the light coming in my eyes ♪ | ♪ I limit the light coming in my eyes ♪ |
121 | 00:05:33,500 | 00:05:35,875 | ♪ And it's 1842 ♪ | ♪ And it's 1842 ♪ |
122 | 00:05:36,291 | 00:05:38,417 | ♪ Rollin' down the river At a leisurely pace ♪ | ♪ Rollin' down the river At a leisurely pace ♪ |
123 | 00:05:38,500 | 00:05:40,709 | ♪ Where we hang our hats is our home ♪ | ♪ Where we hang our hats is our home ♪ |
124 | 00:05:40,792 | 00:05:43,542 | ♪ Like Huck Finn And Tom Whats-his-face ♪ | ♪ Like Huck Finn And Tom Whats-his-face ♪ |
125 | 00:05:43,625 | 00:05:48,291 | ♪ We were to roam ♪ | ♪ We were to roam ♪ |
126 | 00:05:48,375 | 00:05:50,667 | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ |
127 | 00:05:50,750 | 00:05:53,458 | ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ |
128 | 00:05:53,542 | 00:05:55,417 | ♪ All I gotta do Is squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ All I gotta do Is squint my eyes ♪ |
129 | 00:05:55,500 | 00:05:58,166 | ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ | ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ |
130 | 00:05:58,250 | 00:06:00,667 | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ |
131 | 00:06:00,750 | 00:06:03,250 | ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ Squint my eyes Squint my eyes ♪ |
132 | 00:06:03,333 | 00:06:05,291 | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ | ♪ All I gotta do is squint my eyes ♪ |
133 | 00:06:05,375 | 00:06:08,000 | ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ | ♪ And everything looks old-timey ♪ |
134 | 00:06:09,000 | 00:06:11,250 | [bats screeching] | [bats screeching] |
135 | 00:06:11,333 | 00:06:12,500 | [Scott playing harmonica] | [Scott playing harmonica] |
136 | 00:06:12,583 | 00:06:15,542 | Ah. Well, if this isn't the spirit of adventure. | Ah. Well, if this isn't the spirit of adventure. |
137 | 00:06:16,041 | 00:06:20,667 | Just two hat twins with no conflicts, rivalries or mind-games, | Just two hat twins with no conflicts, rivalries or mind-games, |
138 | 00:06:20,917 | 00:06:23,083 | unlike a certain platypus I know, | unlike a certain platypus I know, |
139 | 00:06:23,333 | 00:06:24,834 | who shall remain nameless... | who shall remain nameless... |
140 | 00:06:25,667 | 00:06:27,750 | But his name is Perry the Platypus. | But his name is Perry the Platypus. |
141 | 00:06:28,333 | 00:06:32,458 | Oh. [sing song] I think someone's waking up from her afternoon nap. | Oh. [sing song] I think someone's waking up from her afternoon nap. |
142 | 00:06:32,542 | 00:06:33,792 | Mildred? | Mildred? |
143 | 00:06:34,709 | 00:06:37,291 | So, uh, why are you talking to a paper bag? | So, uh, why are you talking to a paper bag? |
144 | 00:06:37,542 | 00:06:39,792 | That's ridiculous. Who would talk to a bag? | That's ridiculous. Who would talk to a bag? |
145 | 00:06:40,625 | 00:06:41,709 | What's that, Mildred? | What's that, Mildred? |
146 | 00:06:41,959 | 00:06:44,041 | Who's this fellow with the pointy nose? | Who's this fellow with the pointy nose? |
147 | 00:06:44,458 | 00:06:45,709 | Why, he's my new buddy! | Why, he's my new buddy! |
148 | 00:06:46,041 | 00:06:49,125 | Oh, don't worry, Mildred, you'll always be my favorite. | Oh, don't worry, Mildred, you'll always be my favorite. |
149 | 00:06:49,208 | 00:06:50,834 | You uh, uh... | You uh, uh... |
150 | 00:06:50,917 | 00:06:52,125 | Oh, my goodness. | Oh, my goodness. |
151 | 00:06:52,208 | 00:06:53,667 | You know that's a milk carton, right? | You know that's a milk carton, right? |
152 | 00:06:53,750 | 00:06:55,625 | -You know you're my favorite. -Right? | -You know you're my favorite. -Right? |
153 | 00:06:55,709 | 00:06:57,500 | Don't you act sassy with me. | Don't you act sassy with me. |
154 | 00:06:57,583 | 00:07:01,291 | I guess he can't hear me 'cause he's talking to a milk carton. | I guess he can't hear me 'cause he's talking to a milk carton. |
155 | 00:07:01,792 | 00:07:04,208 | But that's okay. I mean, I'm just sitting here talking to myself, | But that's okay. I mean, I'm just sitting here talking to myself, |
156 | 00:07:04,291 | 00:07:06,041 | so I get it, that's cool. | so I get it, that's cool. |
157 | 00:07:06,125 | 00:07:08,041 | No, you are. | No, you are. |
158 | 00:07:08,125 | 00:07:10,000 | That's cool as long as we can stay best adventure buddies, life is perfect. | That's cool as long as we can stay best adventure buddies, life is perfect. |
159 | 00:07:10,083 | 00:07:12,000 | I've never looked at another carton. | I've never looked at another carton. |
160 | 00:07:16,166 | 00:07:18,583 | So, uh, when's my turn? | So, uh, when's my turn? |
161 | 00:07:20,667 | 00:07:23,000 | Hey, uh, adventure buddy. | Hey, uh, adventure buddy. |
162 | 00:07:23,083 | 00:07:24,583 | I made a little something to share. | I made a little something to share. |
163 | 00:07:25,750 | 00:07:28,000 | Um, hey, er, listen. | Um, hey, er, listen. |
164 | 00:07:28,083 | 00:07:30,709 | Er, I'm sorry, I forgot your name. But, anyway, | Er, I'm sorry, I forgot your name. But, anyway, |
165 | 00:07:30,792 | 00:07:32,750 | can't we have a dude's night out, | can't we have a dude's night out, |
166 | 00:07:32,834 | 00:07:34,834 | but just me and you, like we did before? | but just me and you, like we did before? |
167 | 00:07:34,917 | 00:07:38,208 | I'm so sorry. We're kind of in the middle of something right now. | I'm so sorry. We're kind of in the middle of something right now. |
168 | 00:07:38,291 | 00:07:39,667 | -So... -Oh, yes, of course. | -So... -Oh, yes, of course. |
169 | 00:07:39,750 | 00:07:41,959 | What was I thinking? Sorry, I... | What was I thinking? Sorry, I... |
170 | 00:07:43,125 | 00:07:45,291 | We're still good, right? Right? Right? | We're still good, right? Right? Right? |
171 | 00:07:52,125 | 00:07:53,458 | Ah! | Ah! |
172 | 00:07:55,291 | 00:07:58,875 | Hey, guys? Allow me to introduce Stephanie, my girlfriend. | Hey, guys? Allow me to introduce Stephanie, my girlfriend. |
173 | 00:07:58,959 | 00:08:00,875 | We have so much in common, it's ridiculous. | We have so much in common, it's ridiculous. |
174 | 00:08:00,959 | 00:08:03,125 | I mean, seriously we're like, we're both skinny | I mean, seriously we're like, we're both skinny |
175 | 00:08:03,208 | 00:08:06,000 | and we have clumps of hair, and we both, | and we have clumps of hair, and we both, |
176 | 00:08:06,625 | 00:08:08,458 | like buckets and, er... | like buckets and, er... |
177 | 00:08:08,959 | 00:08:11,875 | Well, I guess that's about it. Skinny. Clumps of hair. And we both like buckets. | Well, I guess that's about it. Skinny. Clumps of hair. And we both like buckets. |
178 | 00:08:11,959 | 00:08:14,041 | That's enough to build a relationship on, right? | That's enough to build a relationship on, right? |
179 | 00:08:14,125 | 00:08:16,041 | You, you realize that's a mop, right? | You, you realize that's a mop, right? |
180 | 00:08:17,625 | 00:08:19,542 | And she's a milk carton! | And she's a milk carton! |
181 | 00:08:19,625 | 00:08:23,208 | Your girlfriend is a milk carton that someone has drawn a smilie face on. | Your girlfriend is a milk carton that someone has drawn a smilie face on. |
182 | 00:08:23,291 | 00:08:24,583 | I can only assume it was you. | I can only assume it was you. |
183 | 00:08:24,667 | 00:08:26,458 | Mildred says go sit in the dinghy! | Mildred says go sit in the dinghy! |
184 | 00:08:27,625 | 00:08:29,458 | Where does Mildred get off telling me what to do? | Where does Mildred get off telling me what to do? |
185 | 00:08:30,000 | 00:08:32,000 | Doesn't she know who I'm not yet? | Doesn't she know who I'm not yet? |
186 | 00:08:32,333 | 00:08:35,250 | I'm Professor Time, that's who I'm not yet. | I'm Professor Time, that's who I'm not yet. |
187 | 00:08:35,333 | 00:08:37,291 | Miss Cardboard No Spill Spout. | Miss Cardboard No Spill Spout. |
188 | 00:08:37,375 | 00:08:38,375 | -[crashing] -What... | -[crashing] -What... |
189 | 00:08:44,667 | 00:08:46,917 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
190 | 00:08:55,667 | 00:08:57,583 | Whoa! Whoa! | Whoa! Whoa! |
191 | 00:08:57,667 | 00:08:58,667 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
192 | 00:09:00,333 | 00:09:02,875 | Mildred! | Mildred! |
193 | 00:09:03,333 | 00:09:04,875 | No! | No! |
194 | 00:09:10,709 | 00:09:12,333 | No! Mildred! | No! Mildred! |
195 | 00:09:14,750 | 00:09:15,792 | Uh-oh. | Uh-oh. |
196 | 00:09:19,750 | 00:09:21,375 | [gasps] Mildred! | [gasps] Mildred! |
197 | 00:09:21,959 | 00:09:23,208 | Mildred, where are you? | Mildred, where are you? |
198 | 00:09:27,375 | 00:09:29,709 | Mildred! You're safe! | Mildred! You're safe! |
199 | 00:09:30,041 | 00:09:31,875 | You've been saved! | You've been saved! |
200 | 00:09:33,875 | 00:09:35,583 | Yeah. You're welcome. | Yeah. You're welcome. |
201 | 00:09:36,041 | 00:09:38,500 | Mildred says she wants you to stay. | Mildred says she wants you to stay. |
202 | 00:09:38,583 | 00:09:40,834 | Well, that's nice of you, Mildred, and I'd like to, | Well, that's nice of you, Mildred, and I'd like to, |
203 | 00:09:40,917 | 00:09:42,625 | 'cause you know, this was fun. | 'cause you know, this was fun. |
204 | 00:09:42,709 | 00:09:44,041 | But uh, the truth is, | But uh, the truth is, |
205 | 00:09:44,125 | 00:09:46,250 | I've been feeling a little bit like a third wheel. | I've been feeling a little bit like a third wheel. |
206 | 00:09:46,542 | 00:09:48,458 | But you're not a third wheel. | But you're not a third wheel. |
207 | 00:09:48,542 | 00:09:49,792 | -I'm not? -No. | -I'm not? -No. |
208 | 00:09:49,875 | 00:09:52,291 | You're like some other vehicle altogether. | You're like some other vehicle altogether. |
209 | 00:09:52,375 | 00:09:54,542 | It's like we're a bicycle over here, | It's like we're a bicycle over here, |
210 | 00:09:54,625 | 00:09:57,583 | and then somewhere over there, you're a unicycle | and then somewhere over there, you're a unicycle |
211 | 00:09:57,667 | 00:09:59,333 | just going 'round in circles. | just going 'round in circles. |
212 | 00:09:59,417 | 00:10:01,834 | And juggling, in a frantic grab for attention. | And juggling, in a frantic grab for attention. |
213 | 00:10:02,208 | 00:10:05,250 | But we don't even notice you, unless you drop something. | But we don't even notice you, unless you drop something. |
214 | 00:10:05,333 | 00:10:07,000 | And then it's just an annoyance. | And then it's just an annoyance. |
215 | 00:10:07,083 | 00:10:08,250 | What I mean to say is... | What I mean to say is... |
216 | 00:10:08,333 | 00:10:09,959 | We want you to stay. | We want you to stay. |
217 | 00:10:10,959 | 00:10:13,375 | Well, as much as I love meandering speeches, | Well, as much as I love meandering speeches, |
218 | 00:10:13,458 | 00:10:15,959 | the truth is, it's time for me to go. | the truth is, it's time for me to go. |
219 | 00:10:16,625 | 00:10:19,083 | Tell Stephanie it never would have worked out between us. | Tell Stephanie it never would have worked out between us. |
220 | 00:10:19,458 | 00:10:20,750 | I'm a rolling stone. | I'm a rolling stone. |
221 | 00:10:20,834 | 00:10:22,583 | I gather no mops! | I gather no mops! |
222 | 00:10:24,250 | 00:10:26,667 | Oh, well. You can always stay here, Stephanie. | Oh, well. You can always stay here, Stephanie. |
223 | 00:10:28,500 | 00:10:29,500 | What? | What? |
224 | 00:10:30,625 | 00:10:32,166 | Oh, who needs adventure? | Oh, who needs adventure? |
225 | 00:10:32,250 | 00:10:34,250 | That's just asking for drama. | That's just asking for drama. |
226 | 00:10:34,583 | 00:10:37,500 | What I need is a place where people accept me for who I am. | What I need is a place where people accept me for who I am. |
227 | 00:10:37,583 | 00:10:41,458 | You know a place where they don't mind if I spread out and do my experiments. | You know a place where they don't mind if I spread out and do my experiments. |
228 | 00:10:41,542 | 00:10:45,625 | And then, you know maybe a place where there's a strong parental presence, | And then, you know maybe a place where there's a strong parental presence, |
229 | 00:10:45,709 | 00:10:48,458 | and maybe some children to lighten the mood. | and maybe some children to lighten the mood. |
230 | 00:10:48,542 | 00:10:51,583 | And a young boy who shares my penchant for disaster. | And a young boy who shares my penchant for disaster. |
231 | 00:10:51,667 | 00:10:52,750 | But, ugh. | But, ugh. |
232 | 00:10:52,834 | 00:10:55,333 | But where on Earth would I find such a place? | But where on Earth would I find such a place? |
233 | 00:10:58,667 | 00:10:59,959 | Ah! | Ah! |
234 | 00:11:00,125 | 00:11:01,709 | I'm home. | I'm home. |
235 | 00:11:02,333 | 00:11:03,917 | Hey look, I found the dog. | Hey look, I found the dog. |
236 | 00:11:04,000 | 00:11:06,125 | [rock music playing] | [rock music playing] |
237 | 00:11:06,625 | 00:11:10,333 | [Christmas theme instrumental music playing] | [Christmas theme instrumental music playing] |
238 | 00:11:12,000 | 00:11:14,792 | It's so great of the school to put on this winter break awards show | It's so great of the school to put on this winter break awards show |
239 | 00:11:14,875 | 00:11:16,583 | just to honor students. | just to honor students. |
240 | 00:11:16,667 | 00:11:19,291 | It's like something that would only happen on a TV show. | It's like something that would only happen on a TV show. |
241 | 00:11:19,375 | 00:11:21,750 | You know, late in the season when the writers are tired. | You know, late in the season when the writers are tired. |
242 | 00:11:21,834 | 00:11:24,000 | I am not nominated for anything this year. | I am not nominated for anything this year. |
243 | 00:11:24,083 | 00:11:27,750 | But it is an honor just to hang out with the people who are nominated. | But it is an honor just to hang out with the people who are nominated. |
244 | 00:11:27,834 | 00:11:29,250 | The real honor is you | The real honor is you |
245 | 00:11:29,333 | 00:11:30,792 | getting to see the interpretive dance | getting to see the interpretive dance |
246 | 00:11:30,875 | 00:11:31,917 | Lydia and I are gonna be doing. | Lydia and I are gonna be doing. |
247 | 00:11:32,000 | 00:11:33,083 | Wait. Where's Lydia? | Wait. Where's Lydia? |
248 | 00:11:33,250 | 00:11:35,500 | I'm nominated for "Most Tolerant Friend." | I'm nominated for "Most Tolerant Friend." |
249 | 00:11:35,583 | 00:11:36,667 | Is that a joke? | Is that a joke? |
250 | 00:11:36,750 | 00:11:37,834 | Don't push me, lady. | Don't push me, lady. |
251 | 00:11:38,166 | 00:11:40,166 | Aren't you nominated for something too, Milo? | Aren't you nominated for something too, Milo? |
252 | 00:11:40,250 | 00:11:41,834 | Yeah, but I don't know for what. | Yeah, but I don't know for what. |
253 | 00:11:42,166 | 00:11:44,667 | A turkey vulture swooped in and stole the invite | A turkey vulture swooped in and stole the invite |
254 | 00:11:44,750 | 00:11:46,375 | before I could read the category. | before I could read the category. |
255 | 00:11:46,875 | 00:11:49,125 | Hi, honey. We want to get a picture of the big star. | Hi, honey. We want to get a picture of the big star. |
256 | 00:11:49,208 | 00:11:50,208 | Are you on the list? | Are you on the list? |
257 | 00:11:50,500 | 00:11:51,583 | Seriously? | Seriously? |
258 | 00:11:51,667 | 00:11:52,792 | Are you on the list? | Are you on the list? |
259 | 00:11:52,875 | 00:11:54,291 | We just wanted to take a pic... | We just wanted to take a pic... |
260 | 00:11:54,375 | 00:11:56,750 | This area is for students and faculty only. | This area is for students and faculty only. |
261 | 00:11:56,834 | 00:11:59,834 | You can take pictures in the Mom and Pop-arrazzi Zone. | You can take pictures in the Mom and Pop-arrazzi Zone. |
262 | 00:12:01,709 | 00:12:03,792 | -Can't we just... -Hey. I don't make the rules man. | -Can't we just... -Hey. I don't make the rules man. |
263 | 00:12:04,208 | 00:12:05,041 | Who makes the rules? | Who makes the rules? |
264 | 00:12:06,709 | 00:12:08,458 | Okay, I make the rules. | Okay, I make the rules. |
265 | 00:12:08,542 | 00:12:10,500 | I will save you seats down front so you can take lots of pictures. | I will save you seats down front so you can take lots of pictures. |
266 | 00:12:10,583 | 00:12:11,583 | Thanks, Amanda. | Thanks, Amanda. |
267 | 00:12:12,709 | 00:12:14,041 | See you guys after the show. | See you guys after the show. |
268 | 00:12:14,125 | 00:12:16,709 | I've got my eye on you, Murphy. | I've got my eye on you, Murphy. |
269 | 00:12:16,917 | 00:12:18,750 | Diogee, go home. | Diogee, go home. |
270 | 00:12:19,041 | 00:12:21,333 | You're not supposed to be at the awards show. | You're not supposed to be at the awards show. |
271 | 00:12:21,417 | 00:12:24,375 | ♪ It's a sad dog's life ♪ | ♪ It's a sad dog's life ♪ |
272 | 00:12:24,709 | 00:12:27,250 | [Captain] All right officers, the night shift is beginning. | [Captain] All right officers, the night shift is beginning. |
273 | 00:12:27,625 | 00:12:29,291 | As you know, | As you know, |
274 | 00:12:29,375 | 00:12:32,792 | our canine officer, Officer Rex, was dognapped a few weeks ago | our canine officer, Officer Rex, was dognapped a few weeks ago |
275 | 00:12:32,875 | 00:12:33,917 | by this individual: | by this individual: |
276 | 00:12:34,375 | 00:12:36,125 | Zippy, the world's fastest Koala. | Zippy, the world's fastest Koala. |
277 | 00:12:36,208 | 00:12:40,500 | ♪ Zippy the world's fastest Koala ♪ | ♪ Zippy the world's fastest Koala ♪ |
278 | 00:12:40,583 | 00:12:42,417 | We received another letter this morning. | We received another letter this morning. |
279 | 00:12:42,709 | 00:12:46,083 | He's now demanding a ransom of 478 pounds | He's now demanding a ransom of 478 pounds |
280 | 00:12:46,166 | 00:12:48,458 | of eucalyptus leaves for the return of Rex. | of eucalyptus leaves for the return of Rex. |
281 | 00:12:48,750 | 00:12:50,333 | But we're gonna stand by police policy. | But we're gonna stand by police policy. |
282 | 00:12:50,417 | 00:12:52,667 | We will not negotiate with marsupials. | We will not negotiate with marsupials. |
283 | 00:12:52,750 | 00:12:54,750 | If you come upon him, consider him armed, | If you come upon him, consider him armed, |
284 | 00:12:54,834 | 00:12:57,000 | in that he has two arms, and dangerous. | in that he has two arms, and dangerous. |
285 | 00:12:57,083 | 00:13:00,750 | Fuller, Hastings, would you like to say a few words about your partner? | Fuller, Hastings, would you like to say a few words about your partner? |
286 | 00:13:02,291 | 00:13:04,000 | If any of you spot the perp, | If any of you spot the perp, |
287 | 00:13:04,083 | 00:13:06,834 | please make sure Rex gets back unharmed. | please make sure Rex gets back unharmed. |
288 | 00:13:06,917 | 00:13:08,834 | He's so much more than our K-9. | He's so much more than our K-9. |
289 | 00:13:08,917 | 00:13:11,166 | He's a K-10. Maybe even a K-11. | He's a K-10. Maybe even a K-11. |
290 | 00:13:11,250 | 00:13:13,208 | Heck, I'd even go up to K-15. | Heck, I'd even go up to K-15. |
291 | 00:13:13,291 | 00:13:14,917 | That's how much he means to us. | That's how much he means to us. |
292 | 00:13:15,000 | 00:13:16,834 | Now, everyone get out there | Now, everyone get out there |
293 | 00:13:16,917 | 00:13:21,333 | and bring me that ridiculously fast dog-jacking marsupial. | and bring me that ridiculously fast dog-jacking marsupial. |
294 | 00:13:21,417 | 00:13:23,917 | And please, let's be careful out there. | And please, let's be careful out there. |
295 | 00:13:24,333 | 00:13:25,542 | [hissing] | [hissing] |
296 | 00:13:25,625 | 00:13:26,875 | [cat screeching] | [cat screeching] |
297 | 00:13:27,291 | 00:13:28,417 | [Diogee barking] | [Diogee barking] |
298 | 00:13:38,875 | 00:13:40,709 | [Elliot] Everyone, step lively. | [Elliot] Everyone, step lively. |
299 | 00:13:40,792 | 00:13:44,458 | No horseplay, dilly-dallying, tom-foolery, antics, buffoonery, or pranks. | No horseplay, dilly-dallying, tom-foolery, antics, buffoonery, or pranks. |
300 | 00:13:44,542 | 00:13:46,041 | You sure you've got all that covered Elliot? | You sure you've got all that covered Elliot? |
301 | 00:13:46,125 | 00:13:47,709 | Wait. And no hijinks! | Wait. And no hijinks! |
302 | 00:13:47,792 | 00:13:48,959 | I knew there was one more. | I knew there was one more. |
303 | 00:13:49,041 | 00:13:51,709 | Whoops! Don't want any broken glass in the auditorium. | Whoops! Don't want any broken glass in the auditorium. |
304 | 00:13:54,458 | 00:13:56,291 | Um, guys? | Um, guys? |
305 | 00:13:56,709 | 00:13:59,750 | Well, this is an unexpected obstacle to my goal. | Well, this is an unexpected obstacle to my goal. |
306 | 00:13:59,834 | 00:14:02,000 | But a catalyst to adventure... | But a catalyst to adventure... |
307 | 00:14:02,750 | 00:14:04,166 | Who am I talking to? | Who am I talking to? |
308 | 00:14:07,792 | 00:14:08,917 | -[barks] -[both gasp] | -[barks] -[both gasp] |
309 | 00:14:09,000 | 00:14:09,917 | It's a dog! | It's a dog! |
310 | 00:14:10,000 | 00:14:12,083 | Dispatch didn't tell us we got a new K-9. | Dispatch didn't tell us we got a new K-9. |
311 | 00:14:12,166 | 00:14:13,250 | Does he have an I.D.? | Does he have an I.D.? |
312 | 00:14:13,333 | 00:14:14,333 | Doesn't have a collar. | Doesn't have a collar. |
313 | 00:14:15,000 | 00:14:16,792 | Well, I guess we'll call you Rex Two. | Well, I guess we'll call you Rex Two. |
314 | 00:14:16,875 | 00:14:18,583 | Welcome aboard, Officer. | Welcome aboard, Officer. |
315 | 00:14:18,667 | 00:14:20,750 | [police dispatch] Attention all units, | [police dispatch] Attention all units, |
316 | 00:14:20,834 | 00:14:23,417 | Zippy the Koala has been spotted on a stolen motorcycle in the Garment District. | Zippy the Koala has been spotted on a stolen motorcycle in the Garment District. |
317 | 00:14:23,500 | 00:14:24,792 | Approach with caution. | Approach with caution. |
318 | 00:14:24,875 | 00:14:27,250 | Remember he is the world's fastest Koala. | Remember he is the world's fastest Koala. |
319 | 00:14:27,333 | 00:14:31,709 | ♪ He's the fastest Koala in the world ♪ | ♪ He's the fastest Koala in the world ♪ |
320 | 00:14:32,041 | 00:14:33,792 | If we find him, we find Rex. | If we find him, we find Rex. |
321 | 00:14:33,875 | 00:14:34,792 | Let's make some noise! | Let's make some noise! |
322 | 00:14:34,875 | 00:14:36,083 | -[howling] -[siren blaring] | -[howling] -[siren blaring] |
323 | 00:14:36,166 | 00:14:37,959 | Actually I was talking about the siren, | Actually I was talking about the siren, |
324 | 00:14:38,041 | 00:14:39,834 | but I like your enthusiasm, Rex Two. | but I like your enthusiasm, Rex Two. |
325 | 00:14:40,583 | 00:14:43,583 | [Principal Milder] Our next award is for greenest thumb! | [Principal Milder] Our next award is for greenest thumb! |
326 | 00:14:43,667 | 00:14:45,333 | I hope I don't miss my category. | I hope I don't miss my category. |
327 | 00:14:50,875 | 00:14:54,125 | And the winner for greenest thumb is, | And the winner for greenest thumb is, |
328 | 00:14:54,208 | 00:14:55,375 | Chad Van Coff. | Chad Van Coff. |
329 | 00:14:55,458 | 00:14:56,709 | Come on up, Chad. | Come on up, Chad. |
330 | 00:14:56,792 | 00:14:57,792 | Woo-hoo! | Woo-hoo! |
331 | 00:15:00,125 | 00:15:01,208 | Really, people? | Really, people? |
332 | 00:15:01,291 | 00:15:03,542 | I'm literally part plant here. | I'm literally part plant here. |
333 | 00:15:10,542 | 00:15:12,667 | [cowboy music playing] | [cowboy music playing] |
334 | 00:15:12,750 | 00:15:14,375 | [sci-fi themed music playing] | [sci-fi themed music playing] |
335 | 00:15:14,458 | 00:15:15,875 | [jazz music playing] | [jazz music playing] |
336 | 00:15:16,917 | 00:15:18,792 | All right. Keep your eyes peeled. | All right. Keep your eyes peeled. |
337 | 00:15:18,875 | 00:15:19,959 | Yeah, that's the problem. | Yeah, that's the problem. |
338 | 00:15:20,041 | 00:15:21,792 | This koala is so fast, | This koala is so fast, |
339 | 00:15:21,875 | 00:15:23,500 | he's always one step ahead of us. | he's always one step ahead of us. |
340 | 00:15:23,583 | 00:15:24,959 | -We can never... -[bike engine revving] | -We can never... -[bike engine revving] |
341 | 00:15:26,208 | 00:15:28,834 | ♪ Zippy ♪ | ♪ Zippy ♪ |
342 | 00:15:28,917 | 00:15:34,083 | ♪ The world's fastest koala ♪ | ♪ The world's fastest koala ♪ |
343 | 00:15:35,583 | 00:15:38,834 | ♪ He's the fastest koala in the world ♪ | ♪ He's the fastest koala in the world ♪ |
344 | 00:15:38,917 | 00:15:39,917 | ♪ He's always floating around ♪ | ♪ He's always floating around ♪ |
345 | 00:15:40,000 | 00:15:42,041 | Okay, now he's just taunting us. | Okay, now he's just taunting us. |
346 | 00:15:42,125 | 00:15:44,667 | -After them! -[tires screeching] | -After them! -[tires screeching] |
347 | 00:15:44,750 | 00:15:46,417 | [siren blaring] | [siren blaring] |
348 | 00:15:57,625 | 00:15:59,000 | Darn it! We lost him! | Darn it! We lost him! |
349 | 00:15:59,083 | 00:16:01,000 | Well we didn't lose them. We know where they went. | Well we didn't lose them. We know where they went. |
350 | 00:16:01,083 | 00:16:02,375 | Our car just couldn't fit in the pipe. | Our car just couldn't fit in the pipe. |
351 | 00:16:02,458 | 00:16:04,250 | Do you always have to be so literal? | Do you always have to be so literal? |
352 | 00:16:04,625 | 00:16:08,041 | Congratulations to Wendy Hillman for winning Best Teacher's Pet! | Congratulations to Wendy Hillman for winning Best Teacher's Pet! |
353 | 00:16:08,125 | 00:16:09,417 | Hey, Zack. | Hey, Zack. |
354 | 00:16:09,500 | 00:16:11,875 | -Ah! -I'm here. I made it. | -Ah! -I'm here. I made it. |
355 | 00:16:11,917 | 00:16:14,208 | Lydia? Are you okay? You look terrible! | Lydia? Are you okay? You look terrible! |
356 | 00:16:14,500 | 00:16:16,959 | Oh, uh, just a little food poisoning. | Oh, uh, just a little food poisoning. |
357 | 00:16:17,041 | 00:16:19,458 | But it's not gonna stop me from performing tonight. | But it's not gonna stop me from performing tonight. |
358 | 00:16:19,542 | 00:16:21,125 | But you can barely stand. | But you can barely stand. |
359 | 00:16:21,208 | 00:16:23,125 | We didn't train for three weeks on this routine | We didn't train for three weeks on this routine |
360 | 00:16:23,208 | 00:16:25,542 | so I can let down the audience and you tonight. | so I can let down the audience and you tonight. |
361 | 00:16:25,625 | 00:16:27,583 | I'm not going to let a little fever, | I'm not going to let a little fever, |
362 | 00:16:27,667 | 00:16:29,125 | chills, dizziness, | chills, dizziness, |
363 | 00:16:29,208 | 00:16:30,750 | temporary blindness, | temporary blindness, |
364 | 00:16:30,834 | 00:16:32,417 | uncontrollable body spasms, | uncontrollable body spasms, |
365 | 00:16:32,500 | 00:16:34,542 | forgetfulness, mood swings, | forgetfulness, mood swings, |
366 | 00:16:34,625 | 00:16:35,750 | and forgetfulness | and forgetfulness |
367 | 00:16:35,834 | 00:16:37,792 | stop us from getting out there. | stop us from getting out there. |
368 | 00:16:38,125 | 00:16:39,125 | Where are we? | Where are we? |
369 | 00:16:39,208 | 00:16:41,709 | Wow. I had a splinter and I almost stayed home. | Wow. I had a splinter and I almost stayed home. |
370 | 00:16:42,333 | 00:16:45,458 | Okay. You guys are going on right after this next category. | Okay. You guys are going on right after this next category. |
371 | 00:16:45,792 | 00:16:47,125 | Okay. I'm ready. | Okay. I'm ready. |
372 | 00:16:47,208 | 00:16:49,125 | Let's do this. | Let's do this. |
373 | 00:16:49,208 | 00:16:50,625 | [Principal Milder] The nominees are... | [Principal Milder] The nominees are... |
374 | 00:16:50,709 | 00:16:51,792 | Oh, no, Lydia! | Oh, no, Lydia! |
375 | 00:16:51,875 | 00:16:53,792 | Lydia! Stay away from the light! | Lydia! Stay away from the light! |
376 | 00:16:53,875 | 00:16:56,667 | ...Dave Wong and Milo Murphy! | ...Dave Wong and Milo Murphy! |
377 | 00:16:57,000 | 00:16:58,083 | And the winner is... | And the winner is... |
378 | 00:16:58,166 | 00:16:59,417 | Milo Murphy! | Milo Murphy! |
379 | 00:16:59,500 | 00:17:01,458 | Yay, Milo! Booyah! | Yay, Milo! Booyah! |
380 | 00:17:01,542 | 00:17:02,542 | Booyah! | Booyah! |
381 | 00:17:02,834 | 00:17:03,875 | Milo? | Milo? |
382 | 00:17:04,333 | 00:17:06,166 | -[Principal Milder] Hello? -I'm coming! I'm coming! | -[Principal Milder] Hello? -I'm coming! I'm coming! |
383 | 00:17:06,667 | 00:17:07,667 | I'm coming... | I'm coming... |
384 | 00:17:10,041 | 00:17:12,333 | Hold that award, I'll be right there. | Hold that award, I'll be right there. |
385 | 00:17:12,917 | 00:17:15,000 | I can hear him, but I can't see him. | I can hear him, but I can't see him. |
386 | 00:17:15,250 | 00:17:17,000 | Ha, kids today! | Ha, kids today! |
387 | 00:17:17,375 | 00:17:18,542 | I'm vamping. | I'm vamping. |
388 | 00:17:19,834 | 00:17:21,125 | [softly] Murphy's Law got Milo. | [softly] Murphy's Law got Milo. |
389 | 00:17:21,208 | 00:17:22,750 | He's fallen into the basement. | He's fallen into the basement. |
390 | 00:17:22,834 | 00:17:24,166 | Stall for time! | Stall for time! |
391 | 00:17:24,667 | 00:17:25,917 | [softly] Are you kidding me? | [softly] Are you kidding me? |
392 | 00:17:26,750 | 00:17:28,166 | We have a basement? | We have a basement? |
393 | 00:17:28,917 | 00:17:30,083 | Uh, so, uh, | Uh, so, uh, |
394 | 00:17:30,166 | 00:17:31,750 | while we're waiting for Milo, | while we're waiting for Milo, |
395 | 00:17:31,834 | 00:17:34,000 | uh, anyone here like comedy? | uh, anyone here like comedy? |
396 | 00:17:36,583 | 00:17:38,375 | Great! Me too. | Great! Me too. |
397 | 00:17:38,917 | 00:17:41,792 | So, so there's this horse, right? | So, so there's this horse, right? |
398 | 00:17:41,875 | 00:17:43,291 | I hope Milo's okay. | I hope Milo's okay. |
399 | 00:17:44,125 | 00:17:45,542 | Milder's dying out there. | Milder's dying out there. |
400 | 00:17:45,625 | 00:17:48,125 | You guys need to get out there early and distract the audience. | You guys need to get out there early and distract the audience. |
401 | 00:17:48,208 | 00:17:50,834 | Zack, this award show needs us. | Zack, this award show needs us. |
402 | 00:17:50,917 | 00:17:54,041 | Lydia can you honestly say you could go out there like this? | Lydia can you honestly say you could go out there like this? |
403 | 00:17:54,125 | 00:17:55,625 | Mind over matter, Zack. | Mind over matter, Zack. |
404 | 00:17:55,709 | 00:17:56,709 | Mind over... | Mind over... |
405 | 00:17:56,792 | 00:17:58,125 | I smell french toast. | I smell french toast. |
406 | 00:17:58,792 | 00:18:01,083 | And the horse said, | And the horse said, |
407 | 00:18:01,166 | 00:18:02,291 | "Why the long face?" | "Why the long face?" |
408 | 00:18:02,792 | 00:18:05,542 | Oh, wait, wait, it's the podiatrist. | Oh, wait, wait, it's the podiatrist. |
409 | 00:18:05,667 | 00:18:08,041 | Imagine the podiatrist said... | Imagine the podiatrist said... |
410 | 00:18:09,041 | 00:18:11,166 | [Milo] I'll be up there in one sec. | [Milo] I'll be up there in one sec. |
411 | 00:18:11,250 | 00:18:14,375 | And the winner is Milo Murphy! | And the winner is Milo Murphy! |
412 | 00:18:15,834 | 00:18:17,333 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
413 | 00:18:17,417 | 00:18:19,709 | Nope I was wrong. Gonna be longer than a sec. | Nope I was wrong. Gonna be longer than a sec. |
414 | 00:18:19,792 | 00:18:21,333 | Oh, no! Here! Here! | Oh, no! Here! Here! |
415 | 00:18:21,417 | 00:18:23,000 | Just get out there. | Just get out there. |
416 | 00:18:23,083 | 00:18:24,208 | Wait, why do I need to wear this helmet? | Wait, why do I need to wear this helmet? |
417 | 00:18:24,291 | 00:18:26,250 | Well, you all heard that, | Well, you all heard that, |
418 | 00:18:26,333 | 00:18:28,250 | he's almost here, so, uh... | he's almost here, so, uh... |
419 | 00:18:28,333 | 00:18:30,375 | [laughs] What do you call a fake noodle? | [laughs] What do you call a fake noodle? |
420 | 00:18:30,458 | 00:18:31,750 | An impasta! | An impasta! |
421 | 00:18:32,458 | 00:18:34,834 | Thank you! Thank you! I got a million of 'em! | Thank you! Thank you! I got a million of 'em! |
422 | 00:18:34,917 | 00:18:37,166 | So, these three horses walk into an Italian restaurant... | So, these three horses walk into an Italian restaurant... |
423 | 00:18:37,250 | 00:18:39,917 | That's my boy. Slinking off the stage in shame. | That's my boy. Slinking off the stage in shame. |
424 | 00:18:40,000 | 00:18:41,125 | Where are you, Milo? | Where are you, Milo? |
425 | 00:18:46,375 | 00:18:47,417 | [creaks] | [creaks] |
426 | 00:18:52,250 | 00:18:54,625 | There's more than one way to climb a staircase. | There's more than one way to climb a staircase. |
427 | 00:18:55,083 | 00:18:58,041 | And the horse looked at the elephant and said, | And the horse looked at the elephant and said, |
428 | 00:18:58,333 | 00:18:59,792 | "Why the long nose?" | "Why the long nose?" |
429 | 00:18:59,875 | 00:19:01,291 | [laughing sarcastically] | [laughing sarcastically] |
430 | 00:19:02,458 | 00:19:05,709 | Well, I thought I had a million of 'em, but I guess I only have two. | Well, I thought I had a million of 'em, but I guess I only have two. |
431 | 00:19:06,166 | 00:19:08,125 | Well... [laughs nervously] | Well... [laughs nervously] |
432 | 00:19:08,458 | 00:19:10,041 | We'll give Milo his award tomorrow. | We'll give Milo his award tomorrow. |
433 | 00:19:10,125 | 00:19:11,875 | Thanks for a great night, ladies and germs. | Thanks for a great night, ladies and germs. |
434 | 00:19:11,959 | 00:19:12,959 | Please drive safely. | Please drive safely. |
435 | 00:19:16,208 | 00:19:17,208 | That went pretty well. | That went pretty well. |
436 | 00:19:17,291 | 00:19:18,542 | [Lydia] We're here. | [Lydia] We're here. |
437 | 00:19:18,625 | 00:19:19,959 | We're gonna perform. | We're gonna perform. |
438 | 00:19:20,041 | 00:19:21,709 | -We're coming. I'm fine, I'm fine. -Lydia. Lydia. No. | -We're coming. I'm fine, I'm fine. -Lydia. Lydia. No. |
439 | 00:19:21,792 | 00:19:24,417 | -I'm totally fine. I'm ready. -The nice men from the hospital are here. | -I'm totally fine. I'm ready. -The nice men from the hospital are here. |
440 | 00:19:24,500 | 00:19:26,709 | -The nice men... -No Santa. I can do it Santa. | -The nice men... -No Santa. I can do it Santa. |
441 | 00:19:26,792 | 00:19:27,875 | Leave me alone. | Leave me alone. |
442 | 00:19:28,000 | 00:19:29,792 | I know how to dance fight. | I know how to dance fight. |
443 | 00:19:29,875 | 00:19:31,166 | [mimics karate sounds] | [mimics karate sounds] |
444 | 00:19:33,166 | 00:19:34,208 | Okay. | Okay. |
445 | 00:19:35,792 | 00:19:38,208 | -That was the best WiBa's yet! -Sure was. | -That was the best WiBa's yet! -Sure was. |
446 | 00:19:38,291 | 00:19:39,375 | I was kinda hoping to see Milo | I was kinda hoping to see Milo |
447 | 00:19:39,458 | 00:19:41,625 | actually get to the stage this year though. | actually get to the stage this year though. |
448 | 00:19:41,709 | 00:19:44,083 | I will pick up his award and look for him back stage. | I will pick up his award and look for him back stage. |
449 | 00:19:44,166 | 00:19:45,667 | Okay, we'll look for him outside. | Okay, we'll look for him outside. |
450 | 00:19:47,834 | 00:19:49,542 | I can't believe we lost 'em. | I can't believe we lost 'em. |
451 | 00:19:50,333 | 00:19:51,917 | -Donut? -Seriously? | -Donut? -Seriously? |
452 | 00:19:52,000 | 00:19:53,166 | Cops eating donuts? | Cops eating donuts? |
453 | 00:19:53,250 | 00:19:55,041 | Don't be such a cliche! | Don't be such a cliche! |
454 | 00:19:55,750 | 00:19:56,834 | [Fuller] So now you speak French? | [Fuller] So now you speak French? |
455 | 00:20:00,667 | 00:20:03,333 | [barking] | [barking] |
456 | 00:20:04,166 | 00:20:05,375 | What is it, Rex Two? What do you see? | What is it, Rex Two? What do you see? |
457 | 00:20:05,709 | 00:20:09,166 | Wait, isn't that the stolen motorcycle the koala was driving? | Wait, isn't that the stolen motorcycle the koala was driving? |
458 | 00:20:11,417 | 00:20:13,500 | [metal whirring] | [metal whirring] |
459 | 00:20:15,667 | 00:20:17,083 | -[squeaking] -IT'S A RAID!!! | -[squeaking] -IT'S A RAID!!! |
460 | 00:20:19,333 | 00:20:22,250 | Paws up, ya dog stealing freak of nature! | Paws up, ya dog stealing freak of nature! |
461 | 00:20:23,458 | 00:20:25,792 | Great work, Officer Rex Two! | Great work, Officer Rex Two! |
462 | 00:20:25,875 | 00:20:27,375 | You found Officer Rex One! | You found Officer Rex One! |
463 | 00:20:27,875 | 00:20:29,291 | [groans] | [groans] |
464 | 00:20:29,375 | 00:20:31,375 | We couldn't have done any of this without you, Rex Two. | We couldn't have done any of this without you, Rex Two. |
465 | 00:20:31,458 | 00:20:34,291 | You're one of the smartest, most talented K-infinity officers | You're one of the smartest, most talented K-infinity officers |
466 | 00:20:34,375 | 00:20:36,041 | we've had the honor to work with. | we've had the honor to work with. |
467 | 00:20:36,125 | 00:20:37,208 | But the thing is, | But the thing is, |
468 | 00:20:37,709 | 00:20:39,333 | Rex One is our partner | Rex One is our partner |
469 | 00:20:39,417 | 00:20:41,041 | and we only just met you. | and we only just met you. |
470 | 00:20:41,125 | 00:20:44,291 | We know how much it must hurt being let go like this and all, | We know how much it must hurt being let go like this and all, |
471 | 00:20:44,375 | 00:20:45,375 | but... | but... |
472 | 00:20:46,583 | 00:20:47,834 | Hey! Where's he going? | Hey! Where's he going? |
473 | 00:20:47,917 | 00:20:49,250 | You bored him to death. | You bored him to death. |
474 | 00:20:49,625 | 00:20:50,625 | [whines] | [whines] |
475 | 00:20:50,709 | 00:20:52,959 | I'm sorry. That was harsh. Come on. Bring it in. | I'm sorry. That was harsh. Come on. Bring it in. |
476 | 00:20:53,458 | 00:20:55,208 | -[engine starts] -♪ Zippy ♪ | -[engine starts] -♪ Zippy ♪ |
477 | 00:20:55,291 | 00:20:56,333 | [tires screeching] | [tires screeching] |
478 | 00:20:56,375 | 00:20:57,542 | [siren blaring] | [siren blaring] |
479 | 00:20:57,875 | 00:20:59,667 | That koala just stole our car, didn't he? | That koala just stole our car, didn't he? |
480 | 00:20:59,750 | 00:21:01,375 | He is the world's fastest koala. | He is the world's fastest koala. |
481 | 00:21:04,333 | 00:21:05,583 | [screams] | [screams] |
482 | 00:21:06,333 | 00:21:07,333 | Amanda? | Amanda? |
483 | 00:21:07,417 | 00:21:09,417 | There's an elevator right over there. | There's an elevator right over there. |
484 | 00:21:09,917 | 00:21:11,000 | [elevator bell dings] | [elevator bell dings] |
485 | 00:21:11,083 | 00:21:12,417 | I picked up your award. | I picked up your award. |
486 | 00:21:12,500 | 00:21:14,417 | You did? That was so nice. | You did? That was so nice. |
487 | 00:21:14,500 | 00:21:17,000 | Um, what was the award for? | Um, what was the award for? |
488 | 00:21:18,458 | 00:21:22,417 | And the winner for Greatest Perseverance is... | And the winner for Greatest Perseverance is... |
489 | 00:21:22,542 | 00:21:24,333 | Milo Murphy! | Milo Murphy! |
490 | 00:21:24,417 | 00:21:25,375 | [all cheering] | [all cheering] |
491 | 00:21:25,458 | 00:21:26,500 | Yay, Milo! | Yay, Milo! |
492 | 00:21:29,291 | 00:21:30,333 | Booyah. | Booyah. |
493 | 00:21:30,417 | 00:21:32,417 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |
494 | 00:21:32,709 | 00:21:35,208 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
495 | 00:21:35,291 | 00:21:37,834 | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ |
496 | 00:21:37,917 | 00:21:40,458 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
497 | 00:21:42,667 | 00:21:45,583 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
498 | 00:21:45,667 | 00:21:48,583 | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ |
499 | 00:21:48,667 | 00:21:50,250 | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ |
500 | 00:21:50,333 | 00:21:52,792 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
501 | 00:21:52,875 | 00:21:55,375 | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ |