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1 00:00:05,041 00:00:07,542 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:07,625 00:00:09,959 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:10,041 00:00:12,458 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:12,542 00:00:15,166 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:15,250 00:00:17,667 ♪ Whoa ♪ Whoa
6 00:00:17,750 00:00:20,166 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:20,250 00:00:22,291 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:22,375 00:00:25,000 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:25,291 00:00:30,166 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:30,667 00:00:32,500 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:32,583 00:00:35,333 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:40,667 00:00:42,458 [screaming] [screaming]
13 00:00:45,083 00:00:46,500 You okay, Zack? You okay, Zack?
14 00:00:46,583 00:00:49,667 I'm just practicing for whenever Murphy's Law hits. I'm just practicing for whenever Murphy's Law hits.
15 00:00:49,750 00:00:51,083 That's the spirit! That's the spirit!
16 00:00:51,166 00:00:53,375 [Melissa] I'm just bummed it's not real skydiving. [Melissa] I'm just bummed it's not real skydiving.
17 00:00:53,458 00:00:56,041 [groans] Lousy restrictions on potential life-threatening [groans] Lousy restrictions on potential life-threatening
18 00:00:56,125 00:00:58,917 extreme sports ruining all my fun. Again. extreme sports ruining all my fun. Again.
19 00:00:59,000 00:01:00,625 [Milo] Melissa, you were seven years old. [Milo] Melissa, you were seven years old.
20 00:01:00,709 00:01:03,041 They weren't gonna let you in that shark cage. They weren't gonna let you in that shark cage.
21 00:01:03,125 00:01:04,250 I was ready. I was ready.
22 00:01:04,333 00:01:06,583 Okay, cool. I think we've used up all the fun. Okay, cool. I think we've used up all the fun.
23 00:01:06,667 00:01:07,917 Can we get down now? Can we get down now?
24 00:01:08,000 00:01:11,667 Don't worry, Zack. This simulator is perfectly safe. Don't worry, Zack. This simulator is perfectly safe.
25 00:01:11,750 00:01:16,083 In fact, There are many redundant safety systems on top of safety systems In fact, There are many redundant safety systems on top of safety systems
26 00:01:16,166 00:01:18,250 that will prevent the turbines from stopping suddenly that will prevent the turbines from stopping suddenly
27 00:01:18,333 00:01:20,125 or increasing to a dangerous velocity. or increasing to a dangerous velocity.
28 00:01:25,125 00:01:26,375 [buzzing] [buzzing]
29 00:01:27,208 00:01:29,542 Five of the six safety systems have failed, eh? Five of the six safety systems have failed, eh?
30 00:01:29,625 00:01:32,166 Good thing we have the sixth one. 'Cause it's lunch time. Good thing we have the sixth one. 'Cause it's lunch time.
31 00:01:36,417 00:01:37,875 [whirring fast] [whirring fast]
32 00:01:40,125 00:01:44,291 [Zack] This is what I was practicing screaming for! [Zack] This is what I was practicing screaming for!
33 00:01:44,375 00:01:47,083 Zack, it's gonna be okay. Just hang tight. Zack, it's gonna be okay. Just hang tight.
34 00:01:47,166 00:01:48,458 You're not the boss of me! You're not the boss of me!
35 00:01:48,542 00:01:50,542 Just think of it as immersion therapy. Just think of it as immersion therapy.
36 00:01:50,625 00:01:52,333 Well, now you're just making stuff up. Well, now you're just making stuff up.
37 00:01:52,417 00:01:54,750 No, immersion therapy, it's a thing. No, immersion therapy, it's a thing.
38 00:01:54,834 00:01:56,542 It's like, if you're afraid of scorpions, It's like, if you're afraid of scorpions,
39 00:01:56,625 00:01:58,959 you stick your face into a jar of scorpions. you stick your face into a jar of scorpions.
40 00:01:59,041 00:02:00,208 That's a terrible idea! That's a terrible idea!
41 00:02:00,291 00:02:03,291 You'd get stung on the face by a whole jar of scorpions! You'd get stung on the face by a whole jar of scorpions!
42 00:02:03,375 00:02:04,625 Okay, bad example. Okay, bad example.
43 00:02:04,709 00:02:06,750 It's okay, Zack, I've got these. It's okay, Zack, I've got these.
44 00:02:06,834 00:02:09,125 It's Elliot-brand safety chutes. It's Elliot-brand safety chutes.
45 00:02:09,208 00:02:10,875 Elliot? The crossing guard? Elliot? The crossing guard?
46 00:02:10,959 00:02:13,500 Yeah. Elliot's got his own line of safety stuff. Yeah. Elliot's got his own line of safety stuff.
47 00:02:13,583 00:02:16,166 ♪ Elliot-brand Safety Chutes ♪ ♪ Elliot-brand Safety Chutes ♪
48 00:02:16,250 00:02:18,417 ♪ Don't fall anywhere without one ♪ ♪ Don't fall anywhere without one ♪
49 00:02:18,792 00:02:20,875 Anything in there for me, Milo? Anything in there for me, Milo?
50 00:02:20,959 00:02:22,208 You bet! You bet!
51 00:02:27,250 00:02:28,959 You know there was a time in my life You know there was a time in my life
52 00:02:29,041 00:02:31,667 when this would have been very amusing, Milo. when this would have been very amusing, Milo.
53 00:02:31,750 00:02:35,417 Sorry. Ah, I knew Elliot gave me three of em. Sorry. Ah, I knew Elliot gave me three of em.
54 00:02:36,375 00:02:37,375 Four of them. Four of them.
55 00:02:37,458 00:02:38,917 Anyway, don't worry, Zack. Anyway, don't worry, Zack.
56 00:02:39,000 00:02:41,041 We are 600 feet in the air. We are 600 feet in the air.
57 00:02:41,125 00:02:44,166 The updraft should keep us up. Unless it happens to break. The updraft should keep us up. Unless it happens to break.
58 00:02:45,583 00:02:46,709 [chirping] [chirping]
59 00:02:49,917 00:02:51,000 Like that. Like that.
60 00:02:51,083 00:02:52,875 [Zack] Milo! [Zack] Milo!
61 00:02:53,959 00:02:55,625 [Milo] We'll be on the ground in just a few seconds. [Milo] We'll be on the ground in just a few seconds.
62 00:02:55,709 00:02:58,875 As long as nothing turns the wind turbine back on. As long as nothing turns the wind turbine back on.
63 00:02:58,959 00:03:01,750 But really, what are the odds of that? But really, what are the odds of that?
64 00:03:02,667 00:03:05,166 So, what happens if the sixth safety system fails, eh? So, what happens if the sixth safety system fails, eh?
65 00:03:05,250 00:03:07,959 Oh, the backup generator will turn the wind turbine back on. Oh, the backup generator will turn the wind turbine back on.
66 00:03:12,417 00:03:14,041 -[screaming] -[Melissa] Whee! -[screaming] -[Melissa] Whee!
67 00:03:14,750 00:03:16,417 [Zack yelling] [Zack yelling]
68 00:03:17,333 00:03:19,291 It's going to be okay, Zack. It's going to be okay, Zack.
69 00:03:19,375 00:03:23,166 Maybe try to visualize something tranquil, like a lake. Maybe try to visualize something tranquil, like a lake.
70 00:03:23,250 00:03:25,667 A peaceful lake with... Ducks! A peaceful lake with... Ducks!
71 00:03:26,208 00:03:28,250 Yeah. That's nice. A nice peaceful lake. Yeah. That's nice. A nice peaceful lake.
72 00:03:28,333 00:03:30,166 -[ducks quacking] -That's nice... What? -[ducks quacking] -That's nice... What?
73 00:03:30,250 00:03:32,291 [all quacking] [all quacking]
74 00:03:38,250 00:03:40,375 [Zack] The birds! The birds! [Zack] The birds! The birds!
75 00:03:41,875 00:03:43,542 I'm coming over, Melissa! I'm coming over, Melissa!
76 00:03:43,625 00:03:45,125 [whooping in fear] [whooping in fear]
77 00:03:46,291 00:03:49,041 Melissa, your feet are my new best friends. Melissa, your feet are my new best friends.
78 00:03:49,125 00:03:50,417 I dig 'em, too. I dig 'em, too.
79 00:03:50,500 00:03:52,291 [ducks quacking] [ducks quacking]
80 00:03:52,375 00:03:56,166 Hope you like company, Milo, because we're coming over. Hope you like company, Milo, because we're coming over.
81 00:03:56,250 00:03:58,250 [grunts] [grunts]
82 00:03:58,333 00:04:00,250 [Milo] Oh, no, we're caught in an up-draft. [Milo] Oh, no, we're caught in an up-draft.
83 00:04:00,333 00:04:02,291 Now we're caught in a down-draft. Now we're caught in a down-draft.
84 00:04:02,375 00:04:04,458 Up-draft. Down-draft. Up-draft. Down-draft.
85 00:04:05,375 00:04:07,583 Up-draft. Down-draft. Up-draft. Down-draft.
86 00:04:08,375 00:04:10,291 Yeah, I just seen these kids. Yeah, I just seen these kids.
87 00:04:10,375 00:04:12,750 In the sky. They were drifting by in the sky. In the sky. They were drifting by in the sky.
88 00:04:13,375 00:04:15,041 Just a concerned citizen is all. But I don't like Just a concerned citizen is all. But I don't like
89 00:04:15,125 00:04:17,208 people I don't know making shadows on my house. people I don't know making shadows on my house.
90 00:04:17,291 00:04:18,709 [barking] [barking]
91 00:04:18,792 00:04:21,000 No, that wasn't me. That was a dog. No, that wasn't me. That was a dog.
92 00:04:21,083 00:04:23,250 A dog! What the heck is wrong with you? A dog! What the heck is wrong with you?
93 00:04:24,417 00:04:26,166 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
94 00:04:27,125 00:04:29,583 Uh-huh. Well then, I apologize! Uh-huh. Well then, I apologize!
95 00:04:29,917 00:04:32,625 [Dakota singing] ♪ We're flying in the sky ♪ [Dakota singing] ♪ We're flying in the sky ♪
96 00:04:32,709 00:04:34,291 ♪ We're flying in the sky ♪ ♪ We're flying in the sky ♪
97 00:04:34,375 00:04:37,417 ♪ And then we're gonna Find some alien trash ♪ ♪ And then we're gonna Find some alien trash ♪
98 00:04:37,667 00:04:39,375 [grunts] You are not helping. [grunts] You are not helping.
99 00:04:39,458 00:04:42,667 Well, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the credenza this morning. Well, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the credenza this morning.
100 00:04:42,750 00:04:44,250 Credenza is a desk. Credenza is a desk.
101 00:04:44,333 00:04:46,417 Yeah, I know. I just said it because it sounds old-fashioned. Yeah, I know. I just said it because it sounds old-fashioned.
102 00:04:46,500 00:04:49,959 We saved the world and what did we get for our troubles? We saved the world and what did we get for our troubles?
103 00:04:50,041 00:04:52,291 -Alien trash? -Exactly! -Alien trash? -Exactly!
104 00:04:52,375 00:04:55,250 Just once I'd like someone to take notice of us. Just once I'd like someone to take notice of us.
105 00:04:55,333 00:04:56,542 To get some credit. To get some credit.
106 00:04:56,625 00:04:58,875 It's like no one sees what we do at all. It's like no one sees what we do at all.
107 00:04:58,959 00:05:01,000 [man] Sir. We have a bogey in Sector eight. [man] Sir. We have a bogey in Sector eight.
108 00:05:01,083 00:05:03,542 They seem to be flying a banner that says... They seem to be flying a banner that says...
109 00:05:03,625 00:05:05,792 [Colonel Niblet] Hang on a second. I'm making some popcorn. [Colonel Niblet] Hang on a second. I'm making some popcorn.
110 00:05:06,875 00:05:08,542 [mimics mockingly] I'm making some popcorn. [mimics mockingly] I'm making some popcorn.
111 00:05:11,000 00:05:12,000 Hey, check it out. Hey, check it out.
112 00:05:12,083 00:05:14,834 "Best if used before October 3rd." "Best if used before October 3rd."
113 00:05:15,625 00:05:17,375 -What day is it? -October 4th. -What day is it? -October 4th.
114 00:05:17,458 00:05:18,959 [straps snapping] [straps snapping]
115 00:05:19,041 00:05:21,208 Wow, they've got their expiration dates down to a science. Wow, they've got their expiration dates down to a science.
116 00:05:21,291 00:05:22,291 [all yelling] [all yelling]
117 00:05:23,250 00:05:24,917 [Milo] Don't worry! I've got backups! [Milo] Don't worry! I've got backups!
118 00:05:25,000 00:05:27,166 -But I did buy them all at the same... -[Zack screaming] -But I did buy them all at the same... -[Zack screaming]
119 00:05:27,250 00:05:29,250 -...time, so they may all have the same... -[Zack screaming] -...time, so they may all have the same... -[Zack screaming]
120 00:05:30,125 00:05:32,125 -...expiration date. -[Zack screaming] -...expiration date. -[Zack screaming]
121 00:05:32,208 00:05:34,333 Except this one. I got this one the next day. Except this one. I got this one the next day.
122 00:05:34,417 00:05:36,500 [humming happily] [humming happily]
123 00:05:36,583 00:05:38,375 Uh-oh. I think we lost Zack. Uh-oh. I think we lost Zack.
124 00:05:38,458 00:05:40,750 Uh, Zack, are you okay? Uh, Zack, are you okay?
125 00:05:40,834 00:05:43,166 I'm... I'm not sure. I'm... I'm not sure.
126 00:05:43,625 00:05:46,291 I... I think I'm so scared I'm not scared anymore. I... I think I'm so scared I'm not scared anymore.
127 00:05:46,375 00:05:48,500 -Is that a thing? -I don't know. -Is that a thing? -I don't know.
128 00:05:48,583 00:05:51,417 Maybe instead of a straight line or a simple progression Maybe instead of a straight line or a simple progression
129 00:05:51,500 00:05:52,875 from peaceful to terrified, from peaceful to terrified,
130 00:05:52,959 00:05:56,417 maybe fear is more like a circle, and after absolute terror maybe fear is more like a circle, and after absolute terror
131 00:05:56,500 00:05:59,041 there's no place to go but back to peaceful. there's no place to go but back to peaceful.
132 00:05:59,125 00:06:00,625 Yeah, I was right. We lost him. Yeah, I was right. We lost him.
133 00:06:00,709 00:06:02,792 No, Melissa, I know what he's talking about. No, Melissa, I know what he's talking about.
134 00:06:02,875 00:06:04,500 It's like a bad movie. It's like a bad movie.
135 00:06:04,583 00:06:07,542 Sometimes it can get so bad it's good again. Sometimes it can get so bad it's good again.
136 00:06:08,417 00:06:10,417 Fear is like a bad movie! Fear is like a bad movie!
137 00:06:10,500 00:06:14,542 Does this bad movie end with us being impaled on jagged rocks? Does this bad movie end with us being impaled on jagged rocks?
138 00:06:15,667 00:06:18,041 -[Milo] No, wait look! -[all] Diogee! -[Milo] No, wait look! -[all] Diogee!
139 00:06:18,125 00:06:19,375 [Zack] Wait, where did he get a mattress? [Zack] Wait, where did he get a mattress?
140 00:06:19,458 00:06:21,000 [Milo] My neighbors are having a yard sale. [Milo] My neighbors are having a yard sale.
141 00:06:21,083 00:06:22,583 We're gonna be... [screams] We're gonna be... [screams]
142 00:06:23,250 00:06:24,458 [barking] [barking]
143 00:06:24,542 00:06:25,875 I guess it's for the best. I guess it's for the best.
144 00:06:25,959 00:06:28,083 That mattress was just a twin. We'd barely all fit on it. That mattress was just a twin. We'd barely all fit on it.
145 00:06:28,166 00:06:30,250 So why are we going side ways? So why are we going side ways?
146 00:06:30,333 00:06:31,917 Where did THAT come from? Where did THAT come from?
147 00:06:32,583 00:06:36,208 Sir, there appears to be something interfering with our reconnaissance drone. Sir, there appears to be something interfering with our reconnaissance drone.
148 00:06:36,291 00:06:37,750 This better be important, Lieutenant Tenant. This better be important, Lieutenant Tenant.
149 00:06:37,834 00:06:40,792 My microwave popcorn is slowing down to three to four pops per second, My microwave popcorn is slowing down to three to four pops per second,
150 00:06:40,875 00:06:42,500 and if I'm not there to stop it, it'll burn. and if I'm not there to stop it, it'll burn.
151 00:06:42,583 00:06:46,125 And then I'm "the guy who burned the popcorn" in the office microwave And then I'm "the guy who burned the popcorn" in the office microwave
152 00:06:46,208 00:06:47,375 and I'll never hear the end of it. and I'll never hear the end of it.
153 00:06:47,458 00:06:49,959 I think we've snagged a flat badger I think we've snagged a flat badger
154 00:06:50,041 00:06:51,959 that's been painted to look like a parachute. that's been painted to look like a parachute.
155 00:06:52,041 00:06:53,750 A flat badger. In mid-air? A flat badger. In mid-air?
156 00:06:55,667 00:06:57,792 Or maybe it's just an actual parachute. Or maybe it's just an actual parachute.
157 00:06:57,875 00:06:59,583 Bring it back in and we'll take a look at it. Bring it back in and we'll take a look at it.
158 00:06:59,667 00:07:01,208 After I finish my popcorn. After I finish my popcorn.
159 00:07:02,625 00:07:03,917 [mockingly] I'm Colonel Niblet. [mockingly] I'm Colonel Niblet.
160 00:07:04,000 00:07:06,041 I have to stop everything just so I can... I have to stop everything just so I can...
161 00:07:07,667 00:07:09,500 [mockingly] Actually, that was pretty good. It sounded just like me. [mockingly] Actually, that was pretty good. It sounded just like me.
162 00:07:11,083 00:07:13,166 [mockingly] Actually, that was pretty good. It sounded just like me. [mockingly] Actually, that was pretty good. It sounded just like me.
163 00:07:13,250 00:07:14,542 You're blowing my mind, Lieutenant! You're blowing my mind, Lieutenant!
164 00:07:17,542 00:07:19,250 [officer] Attention, flying minors! [officer] Attention, flying minors!
165 00:07:19,333 00:07:21,500 -This is restricted airspace. -[creaking] -This is restricted airspace. -[creaking]
166 00:07:21,583 00:07:23,917 Wait a minute. What's that creaking noise? Wait a minute. What's that creaking noise?
167 00:07:24,875 00:07:27,000 Curse you, October 3rd expiration date! Curse you, October 3rd expiration date!
168 00:07:28,709 00:07:29,792 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
169 00:07:34,125 00:07:36,625 Man, the surround sound on this movie is awesome! Man, the surround sound on this movie is awesome!
170 00:07:37,542 00:07:40,333 Uh, sir? That may not be the movie. Uh, sir? That may not be the movie.
171 00:07:43,667 00:07:46,083 You know this reminds me of this movie I saw last weekend. You know this reminds me of this movie I saw last weekend.
172 00:07:46,166 00:07:48,542 The whole thing was shot on a sky backdrop. The whole thing was shot on a sky backdrop.
173 00:07:48,625 00:07:50,542 I think they were saving money on locations. I think they were saving money on locations.
174 00:07:50,625 00:07:52,750 -Was it a good movie? -Eh. -Was it a good movie? -Eh.
175 00:07:54,583 00:07:56,458 [Zack yelling] [Zack yelling]
176 00:07:59,166 00:08:00,750 So we're back to the screaming again. So we're back to the screaming again.
177 00:08:00,834 00:08:02,667 It's not that big a circle! It's not that big a circle!
178 00:08:02,750 00:08:05,500 It's okay, Zack. I think the chute's gonna hold. It's okay, Zack. I think the chute's gonna hold.
179 00:08:05,583 00:08:07,709 Can't we please just get to the ground? Can't we please just get to the ground?
180 00:08:07,792 00:08:09,875 Yes, that should be our goal. Yes, that should be our goal.
181 00:08:11,208 00:08:13,166 Who did this? It must've been them! Who did this? It must've been them!
182 00:08:13,250 00:08:14,834 Quick, use the disintegration ray! Quick, use the disintegration ray!
183 00:08:15,417 00:08:16,458 What's wrong? What's wrong?
184 00:08:16,542 00:08:19,083 "Best if used by October 3rd." "Best if used by October 3rd."
185 00:08:19,166 00:08:20,333 Dad-blast-it! Dad-blast-it!
186 00:08:20,417 00:08:21,750 Your dad's not here, sir. Your dad's not here, sir.
187 00:08:21,834 00:08:24,542 Well, then somebody else blast it. Send the drone! Well, then somebody else blast it. Send the drone!
188 00:08:28,083 00:08:29,959 Hey, Cavendish, remember when you said that you felt like Hey, Cavendish, remember when you said that you felt like
189 00:08:30,041 00:08:32,333 nobody saw the things we do? Well, look. nobody saw the things we do? Well, look.
190 00:08:33,208 00:08:35,667 You can run, but you can't hide. You can run, but you can't hide.
191 00:08:36,625 00:08:38,542 [sighs] I'm never gonna hear the end of this. [sighs] I'm never gonna hear the end of this.
192 00:08:38,959 00:08:40,500 Hey, it looks like they wanna take our picture. Hey, it looks like they wanna take our picture.
193 00:08:41,375 00:08:43,583 Or maybe eradicate us from the planet! Or maybe eradicate us from the planet!
194 00:08:43,667 00:08:45,083 [Cavendish] Evasive maneuvers! [Cavendish] Evasive maneuvers!
195 00:08:47,667 00:08:48,792 A plane! A plane!
196 00:08:49,625 00:08:51,125 [all screaming] [all screaming]
197 00:08:54,709 00:08:56,583 Hey, look! The Murphy kid! Hey, Murphy! Hey, look! The Murphy kid! Hey, Murphy!
198 00:08:56,667 00:08:58,709 Oh! [chuckles] Hey, Dakota! Oh! [chuckles] Hey, Dakota!
199 00:08:58,792 00:09:00,667 Wait. How are they going up? Wait. How are they going up?
200 00:09:00,750 00:09:04,417 They're not, actually. We're just going down faster than they are. They're not, actually. We're just going down faster than they are.
201 00:09:04,500 00:09:05,709 [Dakota] Oh, yeah. Look at that. [Dakota] Oh, yeah. Look at that.
202 00:09:05,792 00:09:07,709 Grab onto the banner on our tail! Grab onto the banner on our tail!
203 00:09:10,834 00:09:12,125 I can't believe that worked! I can't believe that worked!
204 00:09:12,208 00:09:13,583 [banner ripping] [banner ripping]
205 00:09:13,667 00:09:14,583 And we're back. And we're back.
206 00:09:14,667 00:09:16,041 [all screaming] [all screaming]
207 00:09:17,625 00:09:19,542 [yelling] [yelling]
208 00:09:21,750 00:09:23,750 Way to go, Zack! Way to go, Zack!
209 00:09:23,834 00:09:28,041 Your adrenalized fear response to climb the banner in mid-air actually saved us. Your adrenalized fear response to climb the banner in mid-air actually saved us.
210 00:09:28,125 00:09:30,792 [Melissa] Now we're gonna hit the ground at a non-fatal velocity. [Melissa] Now we're gonna hit the ground at a non-fatal velocity.
211 00:09:30,875 00:09:33,083 And that's my favorite kind of velocity. And that's my favorite kind of velocity.
212 00:09:33,500 00:09:35,417 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
213 00:09:35,500 00:09:38,125 Oh, like that's the craziest thing you've ever saw Murphy and his friends do. Oh, like that's the craziest thing you've ever saw Murphy and his friends do.
214 00:09:39,667 00:09:40,542 [both screaming] [both screaming]
215 00:09:40,625 00:09:42,375 This is for the Colonel's popcorn! This is for the Colonel's popcorn!
216 00:09:45,792 00:09:47,500 -[Dakota] Pull up! Pull up! -[Cavendish] I'm trying! -[Dakota] Pull up! Pull up! -[Cavendish] I'm trying!
217 00:09:47,583 00:09:48,875 Try harder! Try harder!
218 00:09:49,834 00:09:51,375 [Cavendish] I'm trying! [Cavendish] I'm trying!
219 00:09:59,834 00:10:00,834 [grunts] [grunts]
220 00:10:01,834 00:10:03,917 [Milo] Okay, Let's aim for that pillow factory. [Milo] Okay, Let's aim for that pillow factory.
221 00:10:04,333 00:10:07,083 [Melissa] Uh Milo? Pillow factories are only soft on the inside. [Melissa] Uh Milo? Pillow factories are only soft on the inside.
222 00:10:07,667 00:10:08,875 [laughs] Oh, right. [laughs] Oh, right.
223 00:10:08,959 00:10:11,667 [Milo] Look, there's a circus! Maybe we can land on the tent. [Milo] Look, there's a circus! Maybe we can land on the tent.
224 00:10:12,792 00:10:14,125 Never mind. Never mind.
225 00:10:14,208 00:10:17,041 [Zack] Great! We're going up again! Goodbye, sweet Earth. [Zack] Great! We're going up again! Goodbye, sweet Earth.
226 00:10:17,917 00:10:20,041 [laughs] This is delicious! [laughs] This is delicious!
227 00:10:20,125 00:10:23,834 That drone! We are on someone's radar. We have rivals! That drone! We are on someone's radar. We have rivals!
228 00:10:24,083 00:10:25,709 We are important again. We are important again.
229 00:10:26,041 00:10:29,291 Yeah, I'm just glad I put your name on the plane rental form. Yeah, I'm just glad I put your name on the plane rental form.
230 00:10:29,875 00:10:30,875 Hey, look, there's Diogee. Hey, look, there's Diogee.
231 00:10:31,542 00:10:32,792 [Melissa] What is he doing? [Melissa] What is he doing?
232 00:10:33,834 00:10:36,583 [Milo] He's not supposed to shoot himself out of a canon. [Milo] He's not supposed to shoot himself out of a canon.
233 00:10:36,875 00:10:38,542 [barks] [barks]
234 00:10:39,667 00:10:42,458 [growling, barking] [growling, barking]
235 00:10:45,583 00:10:46,792 [Milo] Hey, we're going down! [Milo] Hey, we're going down!
236 00:10:47,625 00:10:50,375 -[all cheering] -[barking] -[all cheering] -[barking]
237 00:10:51,250 00:10:53,917 You know maybe this whole "immersion therapy" thing worked. You know maybe this whole "immersion therapy" thing worked.
238 00:10:54,083 00:10:56,667 Instead of being really scared sometimes, Instead of being really scared sometimes,
239 00:10:56,750 00:10:58,834 I'm just a little bit scared, all the time. I'm just a little bit scared, all the time.
240 00:10:58,917 00:11:00,750 That's right, Zack. Baby steps. That's right, Zack. Baby steps.
241 00:11:00,834 00:11:03,500 Right. Now let's break out that jar full of scorpions. Right. Now let's break out that jar full of scorpions.
242 00:11:03,583 00:11:06,125 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
243 00:11:10,834 00:11:12,417 Hey! Zack and Melissa, right? Hey! Zack and Melissa, right?
244 00:11:12,500 00:11:14,166 Oh, hey, "Neil From the Comic Shop." Oh, hey, "Neil From the Comic Shop."
245 00:11:14,250 00:11:15,625 Have a seat, "Neil From the Comic Shop." Have a seat, "Neil From the Comic Shop."
246 00:11:15,709 00:11:16,875 I do have a last name. I do have a last name.
247 00:11:16,959 00:11:19,709 Sure, you do. I'm pretty sure it's "From the comic shop." Sure, you do. I'm pretty sure it's "From the comic shop."
248 00:11:19,792 00:11:21,709 Yeah, Mr. From the Comic Shop, sir. Yeah, Mr. From the Comic Shop, sir.
249 00:11:22,125 00:11:24,250 Heh, okay. I'm only two years older than you. Heh, okay. I'm only two years older than you.
250 00:11:24,333 00:11:26,792 Whatever you say, old man. Hey, where's Milo? Whatever you say, old man. Hey, where's Milo?
251 00:11:26,875 00:11:29,792 He'll be here soon. Barring any unforeseen catastrophes. He'll be here soon. Barring any unforeseen catastrophes.
252 00:11:30,083 00:11:31,709 Right, the "Murphy's Law" thing. Right, the "Murphy's Law" thing.
253 00:11:31,792 00:11:34,875 How does he deal with that? I mean, what's it like to be Milo? How does he deal with that? I mean, what's it like to be Milo?
254 00:11:35,125 00:11:38,000 How can he possibly be so calm and so prepared all the time? How can he possibly be so calm and so prepared all the time?
255 00:11:38,083 00:11:40,834 Well... like, today is new comic book day Well... like, today is new comic book day
256 00:11:40,917 00:11:42,667 so he's going to the comic shop, right? so he's going to the comic shop, right?
257 00:11:42,750 00:11:44,125 [bell chimes] [bell chimes]
258 00:11:44,750 00:11:47,000 [Melissa] Milo's picking up a copy of the new Doctor Zone Universe, [Melissa] Milo's picking up a copy of the new Doctor Zone Universe,
259 00:11:47,083 00:11:48,625 Limited Series for Sara. Limited Series for Sara.
260 00:11:48,709 00:11:50,875 Always thinking of others, our Milo. Always thinking of others, our Milo.
261 00:11:51,166 00:11:52,792 He's a peach. He's a peach.
262 00:11:52,875 00:11:54,250 [Melissa] He usually takes the same path every week... [Melissa] He usually takes the same path every week...
263 00:11:54,792 00:11:56,792 Skirting that construction site downtown... Skirting that construction site downtown...
264 00:11:56,875 00:11:59,208 He'll take the shortcut past the crayon factory... He'll take the shortcut past the crayon factory...
265 00:11:59,291 00:12:02,625 Passes the coffee shop. And then head over the bridge and meet us here. Passes the coffee shop. And then head over the bridge and meet us here.
266 00:12:03,125 00:12:06,583 [Zack] But first he's got to pack his backpack. [Zack] But first he's got to pack his backpack.
267 00:12:07,834 00:12:09,875 The backpack is like the key to all of this. The backpack is like the key to all of this.
268 00:12:09,959 00:12:11,917 Have you guys played Caverns & Creatures? Have you guys played Caverns & Creatures?
269 00:12:12,000 00:12:14,417 Duh, It's only the biggest online game. Duh, It's only the biggest online game.
270 00:12:14,500 00:12:16,750 I think being Milo is like living that game. I think being Milo is like living that game.
271 00:12:17,083 00:12:18,417 His whole life is a quest. His whole life is a quest.
272 00:12:18,500 00:12:19,750 [Zack] It's like he's a wizard. [Zack] It's like he's a wizard.
273 00:12:20,500 00:12:21,792 Except without the pointy hat. Except without the pointy hat.
274 00:12:21,875 00:12:23,834 And the beard. And the robe. And the beard. And the robe.
275 00:12:23,917 00:12:26,792 Oh, and any other wizardy stuff you might be imagining. Oh, and any other wizardy stuff you might be imagining.
276 00:12:29,250 00:12:30,709 So, he's basically just Milo. So, he's basically just Milo.
277 00:12:30,792 00:12:34,667 No, he's Milo the Great and his Trusty Backpack of Holding! No, he's Milo the Great and his Trusty Backpack of Holding!
278 00:12:36,083 00:12:37,917 [Zack] See, his "Backpack of Holding" is enchanted. [Zack] See, his "Backpack of Holding" is enchanted.
279 00:12:38,000 00:12:40,750 It can't ever be filled up! Can't ever be emptied... It can't ever be filled up! Can't ever be emptied...
280 00:12:40,834 00:12:44,000 Well, almost never and it may even be alive! Well, almost never and it may even be alive!
281 00:12:45,208 00:12:46,250 [burps] [burps]
282 00:12:46,333 00:12:47,875 Excuse me. Excuse me.
283 00:12:47,959 00:12:48,959 [Melissa groans] [Melissa groans]
284 00:12:49,291 00:12:50,959 [Zack] He also might just re-pack it every day, [Zack] He also might just re-pack it every day,
285 00:12:51,041 00:12:52,959 but that's boring, so, forget that! but that's boring, so, forget that!
286 00:12:53,375 00:12:55,083 [scroll narrator] You just procured a story scroll! [scroll narrator] You just procured a story scroll!
287 00:12:55,166 00:12:58,083 It shall be stored in your enchanted Backpack of Holding! It shall be stored in your enchanted Backpack of Holding!
288 00:12:58,583 00:13:00,333 [Zack] Once he has goods in hand, [Zack] Once he has goods in hand,
289 00:13:00,417 00:13:01,750 -he'll head past the construction site. -[video game music playing] -he'll head past the construction site. -[video game music playing]
290 00:13:02,667 00:13:06,208 There is a disproportionately large amount of construction going on in this town. There is a disproportionately large amount of construction going on in this town.
291 00:13:06,291 00:13:09,834 [Zack] A construction site where anything that can go wrong, will. [Zack] A construction site where anything that can go wrong, will.
292 00:13:11,625 00:13:12,875 [crash] [crash]
293 00:13:19,667 00:13:22,083 [Zack] His Backpack of Holding, um, holds, [Zack] His Backpack of Holding, um, holds,
294 00:13:22,417 00:13:24,750 all the solutions to the problems at hand. all the solutions to the problems at hand.
295 00:13:25,625 00:13:27,750 [birds screeching] [birds screeching]
296 00:13:36,959 00:13:38,500 [crane moving noisily] [crane moving noisily]
297 00:13:39,125 00:13:40,125 [water splashing] [water splashing]
298 00:13:44,166 00:13:47,166 But no task is impossible for Milo the Great, But no task is impossible for Milo the Great,
299 00:13:47,250 00:13:48,875 Wizard of Murphyosity. Wizard of Murphyosity.
300 00:13:48,959 00:13:51,792 Milo's no Wizard! He's more like a Super Villain! Milo's no Wizard! He's more like a Super Villain!
301 00:13:52,583 00:13:54,792 [Bradley] He revels in the chaos that he creates! [Bradley] He revels in the chaos that he creates!
302 00:13:55,375 00:13:56,667 He's Captain Chaos! He's Captain Chaos!
303 00:13:57,709 00:14:00,083 Oh, please! You think he's doing this on purpose? Oh, please! You think he's doing this on purpose?
304 00:14:00,166 00:14:03,500 That's even more ridiculous than the ridiculousness that is his life already. That's even more ridiculous than the ridiculousness that is his life already.
305 00:14:03,583 00:14:06,834 It's my turn to talk. I have the staff of Krum-Hai! It's my turn to talk. I have the staff of Krum-Hai!
306 00:14:06,959 00:14:07,834 You kept that thing? You kept that thing?
307 00:14:07,917 00:14:10,875 Souvenir. Milo isn't a "victim" of Murphy's Law. Souvenir. Milo isn't a "victim" of Murphy's Law.
308 00:14:12,083 00:14:13,917 Being Milo is easy. Being Milo is easy.
309 00:14:14,959 00:14:16,166 Make a mess. Make a mess.
310 00:14:21,667 00:14:22,834 Then fix it. Then fix it.
311 00:14:23,083 00:14:24,125 [laughs] [laughs]
312 00:14:24,208 00:14:26,083 I told you guys it would only hold ten rolls of paper. I told you guys it would only hold ten rolls of paper.
313 00:14:26,375 00:14:28,417 -Now the last one is sticking out! -[speaking indistinctly] -Now the last one is sticking out! -[speaking indistinctly]
314 00:14:28,500 00:14:30,417 It's not my problem, that's why I'm calling you. It's not my problem, that's why I'm calling you.
315 00:14:32,625 00:14:34,875 I had some twine but I don't think it'll hold for the drive I had some twine but I don't think it'll hold for the drive
316 00:14:37,125 00:14:38,083 Never mind. Never mind.
317 00:14:40,875 00:14:43,291 [Bradley] So he causes problems just to fix them... [Bradley] So he causes problems just to fix them...
318 00:14:43,375 00:14:45,875 -[cheering] -...and be praised for his "heroism." -[cheering] -...and be praised for his "heroism."
319 00:14:45,959 00:14:48,542 It's like getting an award for cleaning up your room. It's like getting an award for cleaning up your room.
320 00:14:48,625 00:14:49,917 After you messed it up! After you messed it up!
321 00:14:50,166 00:14:51,333 Cleaning down. Cleaning down.
322 00:14:51,750 00:14:53,333 Hey, "Neil From the Comic Shop." Hey, "Neil From the Comic Shop."
323 00:14:53,417 00:14:55,083 Hey, "Sara From the Comic Shop." Hey, "Sara From the Comic Shop."
324 00:14:55,542 00:14:57,250 What's "cleaning down?" What's "cleaning down?"
325 00:14:57,333 00:14:59,458 Something Milo used to say when he was little. Something Milo used to say when he was little.
326 00:14:59,542 00:15:01,375 "Cleaning down" is Murphy's Law. "Cleaning down" is Murphy's Law.
327 00:15:01,458 00:15:02,959 It's what happens before you clean up. It's what happens before you clean up.
328 00:15:03,041 00:15:05,834 And besides, Milo always puts other people first. And besides, Milo always puts other people first.
329 00:15:06,333 00:15:08,041 That's the opposite of a villain, Bradley. That's the opposite of a villain, Bradley.
330 00:15:08,125 00:15:11,208 It's all about him! Milo, Milo, Milo! It's all about him! Milo, Milo, Milo!
331 00:15:11,583 00:15:14,208 Bradley you're just upset because you still have a plant arm. Bradley you're just upset because you still have a plant arm.
332 00:15:14,291 00:15:17,291 How did he save everybody in town except for me? How did he save everybody in town except for me?
333 00:15:17,375 00:15:18,458 Yeah, that was weird. Yeah, that was weird.
334 00:15:19,125 00:15:21,458 Yes, Mort, do you have something you'd like to add? Yes, Mort, do you have something you'd like to add?
335 00:15:21,542 00:15:25,041 I think Milo is an explorer on the astral plane. I think Milo is an explorer on the astral plane.
336 00:15:25,125 00:15:26,959 [Bradley] What does that even mean? [Bradley] What does that even mean?
337 00:15:27,041 00:15:28,166 [Mort] He sees all. [Mort] He sees all.
338 00:15:28,458 00:15:31,417 He's sensitive to the ebb and flow of the universe He's sensitive to the ebb and flow of the universe
339 00:15:31,667 00:15:33,250 and receptive to its guidance. and receptive to its guidance.
340 00:15:33,333 00:15:36,291 He realizes there is no beginning, there is no end, He realizes there is no beginning, there is no end,
341 00:15:36,375 00:15:38,500 there is only the eternal now. there is only the eternal now.
342 00:15:38,875 00:15:40,959 He's an Astrological Astronaut. He's an Astrological Astronaut.
343 00:15:41,041 00:15:42,125 [Neil] He is? [Neil] He is?
344 00:15:42,583 00:15:43,875 [Mort] Oh wait... No. [Mort] Oh wait... No.
345 00:15:45,375 00:15:47,834 I was thinking of me. Hehe. Sorry. I was thinking of me. Hehe. Sorry.
346 00:15:49,041 00:15:51,625 [Chad] Mort may be confused, but he's not entirely wrong [Chad] Mort may be confused, but he's not entirely wrong
347 00:15:52,041 00:15:54,875 when he talks about places and dimensions beyond our own. when he talks about places and dimensions beyond our own.
348 00:15:55,208 00:15:58,000 But I warn you, the true tale of Milo's existence But I warn you, the true tale of Milo's existence
349 00:15:58,333 00:16:01,041 is far more spooky, is far more spooky,
350 00:16:01,792 00:16:03,542 than any of you are prepared to hear. than any of you are prepared to hear.
351 00:16:04,709 00:16:06,125 [Zack] Was Chad sitting here the whole time? [Zack] Was Chad sitting here the whole time?
352 00:16:06,208 00:16:07,333 He's got food. He's got food.
353 00:16:07,417 00:16:08,875 I like scary stories. I like scary stories.
354 00:16:08,959 00:16:10,917 [scary voice] Spooky stories. [scary voice] Spooky stories.
355 00:16:11,000 00:16:13,041 Please, Mr. From the Comic Shop, don't get him started. Please, Mr. From the Comic Shop, don't get him started.
356 00:16:13,667 00:16:17,625 To tell this tale, I must first set the mood. [grunts] To tell this tale, I must first set the mood. [grunts]
357 00:16:19,208 00:16:21,083 If you could just a... Move back. If you could just a... Move back.
358 00:16:21,625 00:16:24,875 Just a little lower. Oops wrong way. Just a little lower. Oops wrong way.
359 00:16:25,875 00:16:29,375 There. That is sufficiently spooky enough. There. That is sufficiently spooky enough.
360 00:16:29,458 00:16:30,709 Stop that. Stop that.
361 00:16:30,792 00:16:34,125 Okay, Milo's spooky secret is... Okay, Milo's spooky secret is...
362 00:16:34,625 00:16:36,542 He sees dead people. He sees dead people.
363 00:16:36,625 00:16:37,750 [Melissa and Zack] What? [Melissa and Zack] What?
364 00:16:37,834 00:16:39,041 [Chad] Oops, sorry dropped my phone. [Chad] Oops, sorry dropped my phone.
365 00:16:39,500 00:16:43,291 I warned you this tale would be spooky. I warned you this tale would be spooky.
366 00:16:43,375 00:16:46,291 So let me get this straight. Milo sees dead people? So let me get this straight. Milo sees dead people?
367 00:16:46,625 00:16:48,750 [Chad] First, you must understand that Danville [Chad] First, you must understand that Danville
368 00:16:48,834 00:16:51,208 is the most haunted city in the whole state. is the most haunted city in the whole state.
369 00:16:51,709 00:16:55,041 Milo is like a paranormal investigator walking the city. Milo is like a paranormal investigator walking the city.
370 00:16:55,750 00:16:57,041 It's filled with ghosts. It's filled with ghosts.
371 00:16:57,125 00:17:00,083 Ghosts that are unable to move on for mysterious reasons. Ghosts that are unable to move on for mysterious reasons.
372 00:17:00,166 00:17:02,166 And they speak to Milo. And they speak to Milo.
373 00:17:03,875 00:17:05,041 Hi, Milo! Hi, Milo!
374 00:17:05,125 00:17:06,583 -Afternoon! -Hey, Milo! -Afternoon! -Hey, Milo!
375 00:17:06,667 00:17:07,792 Good afternoon! Good afternoon!
376 00:17:08,041 00:17:10,083 Hey, Milo, look! I can fly now. Hey, Milo, look! I can fly now.
377 00:17:10,166 00:17:12,834 Look at me! Man I love flying! Look at me! Man I love flying!
378 00:17:13,250 00:17:14,458 So, the ghosts are all friendly? So, the ghosts are all friendly?
379 00:17:14,542 00:17:17,000 No, no, no, only, like, half the ghosts are friendly, No, no, no, only, like, half the ghosts are friendly,
380 00:17:17,083 00:17:20,166 the other half are... [in a spooky voice] Evil. the other half are... [in a spooky voice] Evil.
381 00:17:20,500 00:17:23,792 What does any of this have to do with Milo or Murphy's law? What does any of this have to do with Milo or Murphy's law?
382 00:17:24,083 00:17:25,000 That's the thing. That's the thing.
383 00:17:25,375 00:17:27,417 There is no Murphy's Law. There is no Murphy's Law.
384 00:17:28,000 00:17:29,709 Bum-bum-baaaaa! Bum-bum-baaaaa!
385 00:17:29,792 00:17:31,166 [Chad] It's really just the ghosts that are causing [Chad] It's really just the ghosts that are causing
386 00:17:31,250 00:17:32,542 all the damage and destruction all the damage and destruction
387 00:17:32,625 00:17:34,083 that gets attributed to Milo. that gets attributed to Milo.
388 00:17:35,333 00:17:38,166 Why did they have to make my latte so hot? Why did they have to make my latte so hot?
389 00:17:38,667 00:17:40,166 [grunting] [grunting]
390 00:17:42,250 00:17:45,041 Someone took the bolt I needed. It's just a five-eights. Someone took the bolt I needed. It's just a five-eights.
391 00:17:45,458 00:17:46,750 Is this my five-eights? Is this my five-eights?
392 00:17:49,166 00:17:52,166 Who took the bolt I needed? It is a five-eights. Who took the bolt I needed? It is a five-eights.
393 00:17:53,083 00:17:55,166 [Chad] Milo wanders through town, looking for clues [Chad] Milo wanders through town, looking for clues
394 00:17:55,250 00:17:56,709 to why these souls are trapped here. to why these souls are trapped here.
395 00:17:56,959 00:18:00,166 Using mystical and cursed objects collected from across the globe Using mystical and cursed objects collected from across the globe
396 00:18:00,250 00:18:04,125 that he carries around in his backpack, he helps to free the dead. that he carries around in his backpack, he helps to free the dead.
397 00:18:04,208 00:18:05,583 I found the bolt you lost. I found the bolt you lost.
398 00:18:07,250 00:18:10,000 Here's a cold sports drink. Much better than lattes. Here's a cold sports drink. Much better than lattes.
399 00:18:10,792 00:18:12,125 It might feel good on the throat. It might feel good on the throat.
400 00:18:14,291 00:18:16,458 [Chad] Or exorcise the really bad ones. [Chad] Or exorcise the really bad ones.
401 00:18:17,291 00:18:18,458 [grunting] [grunting]
402 00:18:32,250 00:18:35,792 Back! The power of this Doctor Zone comic compels you. Back! The power of this Doctor Zone comic compels you.
403 00:18:36,083 00:18:37,208 [grunting] [grunting]
404 00:18:37,291 00:18:39,083 [Zack] Wow, I never even considered that as a possi... [Zack] Wow, I never even considered that as a possi...
405 00:18:39,166 00:18:40,834 Murphy's law is absolutely real, Murphy's law is absolutely real,
406 00:18:40,917 00:18:42,166 I've been there when it has happened. I've been there when it has happened.
407 00:18:42,250 00:18:43,583 How do you explain that time we were trapped How do you explain that time we were trapped
408 00:18:43,667 00:18:44,834 on that run-away sled? on that run-away sled?
409 00:18:45,458 00:18:46,750 [Chad] Ghost bobsled team. [Chad] Ghost bobsled team.
410 00:18:46,834 00:18:48,083 [Melissa] Runaway fire truck? [Melissa] Runaway fire truck?
411 00:18:48,875 00:18:49,750 [Chad] Ghost firemen. [Chad] Ghost firemen.
412 00:18:49,834 00:18:51,250 [Melissa] Runaway Hamosaur? [Melissa] Runaway Hamosaur?
413 00:18:52,333 00:18:53,333 [Chad] Ghost dragon. [Chad] Ghost dragon.
414 00:18:54,083 00:18:55,291 [Melissa and Zack] Ghost dragon? [Melissa and Zack] Ghost dragon?
415 00:18:55,375 00:18:58,083 Yes. There are many forces at work here, I mean... Yes. There are many forces at work here, I mean...
416 00:18:58,166 00:19:02,166 I mean look at the backpack that he was given by, uh, nevermind. I mean look at the backpack that he was given by, uh, nevermind.
417 00:19:02,583 00:19:04,250 Wait, just where do you think he got his backpack? Wait, just where do you think he got his backpack?
418 00:19:04,542 00:19:05,709 I'd rather not say. I'd rather not say.
419 00:19:05,792 00:19:07,917 Chad, where did you think he got it? Chad, where did you think he got it?
420 00:19:08,667 00:19:09,667 Bigfoot. Bigfoot.
421 00:19:09,750 00:19:11,875 Okay, we're all done here. Thank you. Okay, we're all done here. Thank you.
422 00:19:11,959 00:19:14,125 Please return to your spooky chair in the shadows. Please return to your spooky chair in the shadows.
423 00:19:14,208 00:19:16,083 -[chattering indistinctly] -Thank you. Thank you. -[chattering indistinctly] -Thank you. Thank you.
424 00:19:16,875 00:19:18,792 Aw. I knew you weren't prepared to hear this tale. Aw. I knew you weren't prepared to hear this tale.
425 00:19:18,875 00:19:21,417 But when Bigfoot attacks don't come crawling to me. But when Bigfoot attacks don't come crawling to me.
426 00:19:22,000 00:19:23,500 All of this has been very educational. All of this has been very educational.
427 00:19:23,583 00:19:25,250 But what's your take, Sara? But what's your take, Sara?
428 00:19:25,333 00:19:26,667 He is your brother after all... He is your brother after all...
429 00:19:26,750 00:19:29,208 I think Milo sees the world the way everybody does, I think Milo sees the world the way everybody does,
430 00:19:29,291 00:19:32,083 he just focuses on the solution instead of the problem. he just focuses on the solution instead of the problem.
431 00:19:32,458 00:19:35,000 Either that or he's magic. He's wizardy. Either that or he's magic. He's wizardy.
432 00:19:35,458 00:19:36,333 -See? -Close. -See? -Close.
433 00:19:36,625 00:19:38,500 I used to wonder if he was more like a robot? I used to wonder if he was more like a robot?
434 00:19:38,583 00:19:40,166 You know, like the "Milo-Nator!" You know, like the "Milo-Nator!"
435 00:19:40,709 00:19:42,166 -Steep. -Yes! -Steep. -Yes!
436 00:19:42,417 00:19:43,959 Finally! A robot for a friend! Finally! A robot for a friend!
437 00:19:44,041 00:19:46,250 A robot? But that's impossible! A robot? But that's impossible!
438 00:19:46,333 00:19:47,417 Exactly! Exactly!
439 00:19:47,500 00:19:49,333 Like right now, he'd be at the bridge Like right now, he'd be at the bridge
440 00:19:49,417 00:19:51,333 and something impossible will have happened... and something impossible will have happened...
441 00:19:56,959 00:19:58,875 But Milo would already be three steps ahead. But Milo would already be three steps ahead.
442 00:19:58,959 00:20:00,125 He thinks so fast He thinks so fast
443 00:20:00,208 00:20:02,000 and has seen and experienced so much, and has seen and experienced so much,
444 00:20:02,083 00:20:05,291 he can analyze things like relative speed and threat risk level he can analyze things like relative speed and threat risk level
445 00:20:05,375 00:20:06,291 in the blink of an eye. in the blink of an eye.
446 00:20:06,375 00:20:08,250 It's as if time stops for him. It's as if time stops for him.
447 00:20:08,333 00:20:11,208 And he can then maneuver through any obstacle thrown in his path, And he can then maneuver through any obstacle thrown in his path,
448 00:20:11,291 00:20:13,458 save the day and commit the event to memory save the day and commit the event to memory
449 00:20:13,542 00:20:16,208 to help him the next time something similar occurs. to help him the next time something similar occurs.
450 00:20:16,291 00:20:18,125 This would allow him to run alternatives This would allow him to run alternatives
451 00:20:18,208 00:20:20,333 and worst-case scenarios in his mind, and worst-case scenarios in his mind,
452 00:20:20,417 00:20:23,375 helping analyze the best, most prudent course of action. helping analyze the best, most prudent course of action.
453 00:20:24,917 00:20:26,625 For the impossible Milo Murphy... For the impossible Milo Murphy...
454 00:20:26,709 00:20:28,625 -...nothing is impossible. -[Milo grunting] -...nothing is impossible. -[Milo grunting]
455 00:20:28,709 00:20:31,041 -Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. -Whoa! -Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. -Whoa!
456 00:20:31,125 00:20:33,208 -Hey, Milo. -Hey, Neil from the Comic Shop. -Hey, Milo. -Hey, Neil from the Comic Shop.
457 00:20:33,291 00:20:35,208 Right on time, Milo the Great. Right on time, Milo the Great.
458 00:20:35,291 00:20:37,208 -Hey, baby bro. -Hey, Sara. -Hey, baby bro. -Hey, Sara.
459 00:20:37,291 00:20:39,000 I'm sorry. I bought you a comic I'm sorry. I bought you a comic
460 00:20:39,083 00:20:41,500 but there was some cleaning down I had to clean up. but there was some cleaning down I had to clean up.
461 00:20:41,583 00:20:42,583 You know how it goes. You know how it goes.
462 00:20:42,667 00:20:44,041 I already picked up two. I already picked up two.
463 00:20:44,125 00:20:46,291 Wow, Sara. You're so wizardy! Wow, Sara. You're so wizardy!
464 00:20:46,375 00:20:47,291 Runs in the family. Runs in the family.
465 00:20:47,375 00:20:49,291 So, what'd you guys do this afternoon? So, what'd you guys do this afternoon?
466 00:20:49,375 00:20:51,291 Tried looking at the world through someone else's eyes. Tried looking at the world through someone else's eyes.
467 00:20:51,375 00:20:52,458 [Diogee barking] [Diogee barking]
468 00:20:52,834 00:20:54,709 Diogee. Diogee.
469 00:20:54,792 00:20:57,583 You're not supposed to be at the Three Lil Pigs Pulled Pork Vegan BBQ Hut. You're not supposed to be at the Three Lil Pigs Pulled Pork Vegan BBQ Hut.
470 00:20:58,542 00:21:01,208 Bark, bark, bark. Diogee, go home. Bark, bark, bark. Diogee, go home.
471 00:21:01,542 00:21:03,000 Bark, bark. Bark, bark.
472 00:21:03,083 00:21:04,083 [barking] [barking]
473 00:21:05,000 00:21:06,375 Go home. Go home.
474 00:21:06,875 00:21:08,750 So, tell us what your day has looked like. So, tell us what your day has looked like.
475 00:21:09,500 00:21:11,125 Okay, um... Okay, um...
476 00:21:11,375 00:21:15,125 Well, it all started when I was packing my backpack this morning and... Well, it all started when I was packing my backpack this morning and...
477 00:21:15,208 00:21:16,417 Oh, wait... Oh, wait...
478 00:21:20,125 00:21:22,458 Could we just scooch three feet this way? Could we just scooch three feet this way?
479 00:21:24,500 00:21:26,709 What? How did... How did he know? What? How did... How did he know?
480 00:21:26,792 00:21:29,291 This is Milo's world. You're just living in it. This is Milo's world. You're just living in it.
481 00:21:29,375 00:21:30,750 We're all living in it. We're all living in it.
482 00:21:30,834 00:21:31,834 ♪ We're all living in it ♪ ♪ We're all living in it ♪
483 00:21:32,750 00:21:34,959 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
484 00:21:35,041 00:21:37,834 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
485 00:21:37,917 00:21:40,333 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
486 00:21:43,125 00:21:45,458 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
487 00:21:45,542 00:21:48,542 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
488 00:21:48,625 00:21:50,458 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
489 00:21:50,542 00:21:52,834 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
490 00:21:52,917 00:21:55,083 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪