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1 00:00:00,041 00:00:02,458 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
2 00:00:05,041 00:00:07,542 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
3 00:00:07,625 00:00:09,959 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
4 00:00:10,041 00:00:12,458 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
5 00:00:12,542 00:00:15,166 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
6 00:00:15,250 00:00:17,667 ♪ Whoa ♪ Whoa
7 00:00:17,750 00:00:20,166 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
8 00:00:20,250 00:00:22,291 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
9 00:00:22,375 00:00:25,000 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
10 00:00:25,291 00:00:30,166 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
11 00:00:30,667 00:00:32,500 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
12 00:00:32,583 00:00:35,333 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
13 00:01:09,583 00:01:11,959 Okay everyone, we're not gonna have any accidents today. Okay everyone, we're not gonna have any accidents today.
14 00:01:12,041 00:01:14,041 Everybody's just gonna stay safe and... Everybody's just gonna stay safe and...
15 00:01:14,125 00:01:15,917 -[duck quacking] -Whoa! Duck Alert. -[duck quacking] -Whoa! Duck Alert.
16 00:01:20,625 00:01:22,500 [Elliot] Back! Back, you foul beast! [Elliot] Back! Back, you foul beast!
17 00:01:22,583 00:01:25,166 And I mean foul in both senses of the word. And I mean foul in both senses of the word.
18 00:01:25,250 00:01:27,250 Hey! Hey, you kids! Stop that. Hey! Hey, you kids! Stop that.
19 00:01:27,333 00:01:28,625 You're gonna put somebody's eye out. You're gonna put somebody's eye out.
20 00:01:28,709 00:01:30,125 With a football? With a football?
21 00:01:30,291 00:01:32,333 Football's a very dangerous sport. Football's a very dangerous sport.
22 00:01:32,417 00:01:34,041 -You'll never know what could... -[Chad] Head's up, guys. -You'll never know what could... -[Chad] Head's up, guys.
23 00:01:34,125 00:01:35,792 Agh! Give me that. Agh! Give me that.
24 00:01:35,875 00:01:37,583 You can't just go tossing this thing around You can't just go tossing this thing around
25 00:01:37,667 00:01:39,417 when Milo is standing right over there... when Milo is standing right over there...
26 00:01:39,500 00:01:40,709 [whistle blows] [whistle blows]
27 00:01:40,792 00:01:42,250 Are you okay, Elliot? Are you okay, Elliot?
28 00:01:42,333 00:01:46,667 [Elliot] No. I injured my... Well, I guess my everything. [Elliot] No. I injured my... Well, I guess my everything.
29 00:01:47,125 00:01:50,542 Honestly, this is the absolute worst job for a well-dressed gentleman. Honestly, this is the absolute worst job for a well-dressed gentleman.
30 00:01:50,625 00:01:53,542 Yeah, well maybe you should take that hat off when you come to work. Yeah, well maybe you should take that hat off when you come to work.
31 00:01:53,625 00:01:56,917 This hat is the only thing that keeps me from looking like a complete heathen. This hat is the only thing that keeps me from looking like a complete heathen.
32 00:01:57,000 00:01:57,959 Nice hat! Nice hat!
33 00:01:58,041 00:01:59,125 Thank you! Thank you!
34 00:01:59,208 00:02:01,375 See? That could have been a disaster. See? That could have been a disaster.
35 00:02:01,458 00:02:03,208 Hey, where do you think this thing came from? Hey, where do you think this thing came from?
36 00:02:03,291 00:02:05,041 Hmm, I have no idea. Hmm, I have no idea.
37 00:02:05,709 00:02:07,166 Why do you suppose it's glowing? Why do you suppose it's glowing?
38 00:02:07,250 00:02:08,834 I don't know, maybe it's radioactive. I don't know, maybe it's radioactive.
39 00:02:08,917 00:02:10,250 Good heavens! Here! You take it. Good heavens! Here! You take it.
40 00:02:10,333 00:02:12,166 -Oh, no way. You take it! -Get that thing away from me! -Oh, no way. You take it! -Get that thing away from me!
41 00:02:12,250 00:02:13,250 Nuh-uh! Finders keepers! Nuh-uh! Finders keepers!
42 00:02:13,333 00:02:14,500 Well, you're the one who found it! Well, you're the one who found it!
43 00:02:14,583 00:02:16,333 Hey! It's making us float. Hey! It's making us float.
44 00:02:16,417 00:02:18,250 Why is it causing us to levitate? Why is it causing us to levitate?
45 00:02:18,333 00:02:20,625 I don't know, but look at me! Look at me! I'm an astronaut. I don't know, but look at me! Look at me! I'm an astronaut.
46 00:02:20,709 00:02:23,125 We've just discovered an unidentified alien object We've just discovered an unidentified alien object
47 00:02:23,208 00:02:24,709 with anti-gravity properties. with anti-gravity properties.
48 00:02:24,792 00:02:27,959 Oh! I feel like Sir Isaac Newton. Oh! I feel like Sir Isaac Newton.
49 00:02:28,417 00:02:31,333 Anti-gravity? Wouldn't that make you the opposite of Sir Isaac Newton? Anti-gravity? Wouldn't that make you the opposite of Sir Isaac Newton?
50 00:02:31,417 00:02:32,875 Whoa! Whoa!
51 00:02:33,667 00:02:36,333 Oh surprise. This feels even grosser than it looks. Oh surprise. This feels even grosser than it looks.
52 00:02:36,417 00:02:39,709 That wasn't space trash. It's something far, far more important. That wasn't space trash. It's something far, far more important.
53 00:02:39,792 00:02:42,917 With this discovery, we'll finally get big promotions. With this discovery, we'll finally get big promotions.
54 00:02:43,000 00:02:44,291 We have to catch it. We have to catch it.
55 00:02:44,375 00:02:47,041 Yeah, I might also be sitting on a rat. Yeah, I might also be sitting on a rat.
56 00:02:47,333 00:02:48,792 [Milo] I'm sorry you got hurt, Elliot. [Milo] I'm sorry you got hurt, Elliot.
57 00:02:49,250 00:02:52,000 Just so you know, all the ducks are perfectly fine. Just so you know, all the ducks are perfectly fine.
58 00:02:52,083 00:02:54,208 Oh, great. Kick me when I'm down. Oh, great. Kick me when I'm down.
59 00:02:54,291 00:02:55,458 Is there a reason you're here? Is there a reason you're here?
60 00:02:55,542 00:02:57,625 Is there anything I can do to help you out? Is there anything I can do to help you out?
61 00:02:57,709 00:02:59,667 Aside from moving to another state? Aside from moving to another state?
62 00:03:00,166 00:03:01,542 [laughs] [laughs]
63 00:03:01,625 00:03:02,709 Oh, you're not kidding. Oh, you're not kidding.
64 00:03:02,792 00:03:04,834 Actually, there is one thing you can do. Actually, there is one thing you can do.
65 00:03:04,917 00:03:06,750 But you can't mess it up. But you can't mess it up.
66 00:03:06,834 00:03:08,166 Great! What is it? Great! What is it?
67 00:03:08,250 00:03:11,500 Well, I have a side job as a dog walker. Well, I have a side job as a dog walker.
68 00:03:11,583 00:03:13,041 And it's very important to me. And it's very important to me.
69 00:03:13,125 00:03:15,875 Especially since it's the only job that actually pays me. Especially since it's the only job that actually pays me.
70 00:03:15,959 00:03:17,500 So you want me to walk them for you? So you want me to walk them for you?
71 00:03:17,583 00:03:20,041 I love dogs! And dogs love me! I love dogs! And dogs love me!
72 00:03:20,125 00:03:22,208 You just need to pick them up after school You just need to pick them up after school
73 00:03:22,291 00:03:24,375 and take them to the dog park to play "Fetch". and take them to the dog park to play "Fetch".
74 00:03:24,458 00:03:27,458 Easy-peasy Pekingese! Mmm? Easy-peasy Pekingese! Mmm?
75 00:03:27,542 00:03:28,875 Yeah, dog joke. Good one. Yeah, dog joke. Good one.
76 00:03:29,000 00:03:30,500 You rest up and I'll take care of it. You rest up and I'll take care of it.
77 00:03:30,583 00:03:34,000 But remember to wear shorts because Beauregard likes to chew on pant legs. But remember to wear shorts because Beauregard likes to chew on pant legs.
78 00:03:34,083 00:03:35,875 Beauregard chews pant legs. Got it. Beauregard chews pant legs. Got it.
79 00:03:36,917 00:03:38,375 Well, that was weird. Well, that was weird.
80 00:03:38,458 00:03:39,917 Milo was here and nothing bad... Milo was here and nothing bad...
81 00:03:40,000 00:03:41,792 [screams] Okay, there it is. [screams] Okay, there it is.
82 00:03:45,917 00:03:48,208 [pop music playing] [pop music playing]
83 00:03:58,834 00:04:00,458 [dog whines] [dog whines]
84 00:04:01,792 00:04:02,792 [barks] [barks]
85 00:04:10,500 00:04:12,500 [barks] [barks]
86 00:04:24,417 00:04:26,417 [dogs barking and playing] [dogs barking and playing]
87 00:04:51,083 00:04:52,250 [burps] [burps]
88 00:05:01,166 00:05:02,333 [whistles] [whistles]
89 00:06:03,333 00:06:06,208 Would you like to watch some non-functional TV? Would you like to watch some non-functional TV?
90 00:06:06,917 00:06:08,375 [grunts] [grunts]
91 00:06:08,458 00:06:09,667 We got it! We got it!
92 00:06:09,750 00:06:12,709 What do you mean 'we'? It looks like it's... mostly me over here. What do you mean 'we'? It looks like it's... mostly me over here.
93 00:06:12,792 00:06:15,000 Whoa! Oh! Whoa! Oh!
94 00:06:15,083 00:06:17,083 Oh, good job. Hold on to it, Dakota! Oh, good job. Hold on to it, Dakota!
95 00:06:17,709 00:06:19,291 Yes, I'd like to speak to Mr. Block. Yes, I'd like to speak to Mr. Block.
96 00:06:20,875 00:06:22,250 Fine. I can hold. Fine. I can hold.
97 00:06:23,750 00:06:25,834 [Dakota screaming] [Dakota screaming]
98 00:06:29,166 00:06:30,458 [Cavendish] Oh, hello, sir! [Cavendish] Oh, hello, sir!
99 00:06:30,542 00:06:31,875 Something remarkable has happened Something remarkable has happened
100 00:06:31,959 00:06:33,375 while we were picking up trash. while we were picking up trash.
101 00:06:33,834 00:06:36,166 We found a small glow... Excuse me? We found a small glow... Excuse me?
102 00:06:36,250 00:06:39,125 Oh. Oh, yes. Oh. I'll hold. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh. I'll hold.
103 00:06:39,917 00:06:42,166 [Dakota] Ow, my eye! Ow! Ow! [Dakota] Ow, my eye! Ow! Ow!
104 00:06:43,250 00:06:46,000 You know, it's kinda peaceful without Elliot yelling at us You know, it's kinda peaceful without Elliot yelling at us
105 00:06:46,083 00:06:47,458 to be careful not to put our eyes out! to be careful not to put our eyes out!
106 00:06:47,542 00:06:48,792 [cellphone dings] [cellphone dings]
107 00:06:49,417 00:06:50,625 Hold on, I got a text. Hold on, I got a text.
108 00:06:51,125 00:06:52,458 It's from Milo. It's from Milo.
109 00:06:53,333 00:06:54,625 Hey, what the heck, man? Hey, what the heck, man?
110 00:07:10,000 00:07:11,792 I don't think that was a car. I don't think that was a car.
111 00:07:12,333 00:07:15,291 Keep your head down or we'll get replaced by a human. Keep your head down or we'll get replaced by a human.
112 00:07:15,375 00:07:18,667 See, that's ironic because we are taking humans jobs. See, that's ironic because we are taking humans jobs.
113 00:07:18,750 00:07:20,583 I understood the sarcasm. I understood the sarcasm.
114 00:07:20,667 00:07:22,834 What do you think I am, a Model 3? What do you think I am, a Model 3?
115 00:07:22,917 00:07:24,792 [both laugh] [both laugh]
116 00:07:25,792 00:07:27,250 Kill the humans. Kill the humans.
117 00:07:36,458 00:07:38,500 Such a beautiful, quiet day. Such a beautiful, quiet day.
118 00:07:38,583 00:07:40,667 It's almost like nothing can go wrong. It's almost like nothing can go wrong.
119 00:07:41,166 00:07:42,875 [forklift beeping] [forklift beeping]
120 00:07:45,583 00:07:48,417 Oh! Guys... guys, my boulder. Oh! Guys... guys, my boulder.
121 00:07:48,500 00:07:50,917 [all scream] [all scream]
122 00:07:57,875 00:07:59,166 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
123 00:08:01,291 00:08:03,083 No! No! Please don't put me on hold again, I... No! No! Please don't put me on hold again, I...
124 00:08:03,166 00:08:04,875 [Muzak playing] [Muzak playing]
125 00:08:09,125 00:08:11,041 [screaming] [screaming]
126 00:08:12,250 00:08:14,208 Cavendish? Dakota? Cavendish? Dakota?
127 00:08:15,083 00:08:16,083 This is new. This is new.
128 00:08:16,166 00:08:17,917 [Dakota] Milo, help! [Dakota] Milo, help!
129 00:08:18,000 00:08:20,000 Hang on, guys! I have an idea. Hang on, guys! I have an idea.
130 00:08:29,333 00:08:30,542 [whistles] [whistles]
131 00:08:31,875 00:08:33,875 Beauregard! Pant leg! Beauregard! Pant leg!
132 00:08:34,667 00:08:35,667 [grunts] [grunts]
133 00:08:36,125 00:08:37,500 [Milo] Whoa! [Milo] Whoa!
134 00:08:38,542 00:08:40,959 [dogs barking] [dogs barking]
135 00:08:43,542 00:08:46,375 No! This mongrel has me by the hem. No! This mongrel has me by the hem.
136 00:08:46,458 00:08:48,083 Unjaw me, beast! Unjaw me, beast!
137 00:08:55,625 00:08:57,500 [beeps] [beeps]
138 00:08:59,917 00:09:01,792 [Dakota and Cavendish yell] [Dakota and Cavendish yell]
139 00:09:01,875 00:09:03,333 Wow! Wow!
140 00:09:03,834 00:09:05,333 [dog whines] [dog whines]
141 00:09:05,417 00:09:06,750 Hey, what's that thing? Hey, what's that thing?
142 00:09:06,834 00:09:09,000 [Cavendish] That is the culprit that caused all of this kerfuffle. [Cavendish] That is the culprit that caused all of this kerfuffle.
143 00:09:09,083 00:09:11,083 Come on, Dakota! Let's get this thing home Come on, Dakota! Let's get this thing home
144 00:09:11,166 00:09:13,041 and call Mr. Block immediately! and call Mr. Block immediately!
145 00:09:13,125 00:09:15,291 Okay, guys, see ya later! Thanks for the lift! Okay, guys, see ya later! Thanks for the lift!
146 00:09:15,875 00:09:17,125 Get it? 'Cause you... Get it? 'Cause you...
147 00:09:17,208 00:09:18,625 Yeah they didn't... they didn't get it. Yeah they didn't... they didn't get it.
148 00:09:24,959 00:09:26,959 Okay, that was weird even for me. Okay, that was weird even for me.
149 00:09:27,375 00:09:29,709 Hello, gentlemen! What's up? Hello, gentlemen! What's up?
150 00:09:29,792 00:09:31,583 We have wonderful news for you. We have wonderful news for you.
151 00:09:31,667 00:09:35,458 While we were cleaning up garbage for P.I.G., we came upon this! While we were cleaning up garbage for P.I.G., we came upon this!
152 00:09:36,500 00:09:40,542 It's an alien sphere with anti-gravity properties! Watch! It's an alien sphere with anti-gravity properties! Watch!
153 00:09:43,542 00:09:45,542 Yeah. That's a silver baseball. Yeah. That's a silver baseball.
154 00:09:45,625 00:09:47,250 [stammers] [stammers]
155 00:09:48,834 00:09:51,583 Oh, you two just keep trying, don't you? Oh, you two just keep trying, don't you?
156 00:09:51,667 00:09:54,208 You know the only way you can become full agents You know the only way you can become full agents
157 00:09:54,291 00:09:56,625 is to discover an alien species is to discover an alien species
158 00:09:56,709 00:10:00,083 or alert us to alien activity that we don't already see. or alert us to alien activity that we don't already see.
159 00:10:00,166 00:10:03,125 [laughs] And we have eyes everywhere! [laughs] And we have eyes everywhere!
160 00:10:03,208 00:10:06,291 Thanks for the laugh, though. You guys are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, though. You guys are hilarious.
161 00:10:11,166 00:10:12,250 [whimpers] [whimpers]
162 00:10:13,792 00:10:16,375 Well, Diogee, that was an eventful day, wasn't it? Well, Diogee, that was an eventful day, wasn't it?
163 00:10:17,166 00:10:19,500 I'm gonna tell Elliot about our job well done. I'm gonna tell Elliot about our job well done.
164 00:10:21,250 00:10:23,375 Milo? What happened? Do I still have a job? Milo? What happened? Do I still have a job?
165 00:10:23,458 00:10:24,792 [Milo] Relax. Everything's fine. [Milo] Relax. Everything's fine.
166 00:10:24,875 00:10:26,500 We had a wonderful day at the dog park We had a wonderful day at the dog park
167 00:10:26,583 00:10:28,583 and all of the dogs have been returned home. and all of the dogs have been returned home.
168 00:10:28,667 00:10:31,333 Really? Everything's fine? Amazing! Really? Everything's fine? Amazing!
169 00:10:31,417 00:10:33,917 I never thought I'd say this, Milo, but thank you. I never thought I'd say this, Milo, but thank you.
170 00:10:34,000 00:10:35,417 Anything for a friend, Elliot. Anything for a friend, Elliot.
171 00:10:36,542 00:10:38,875 Well, how about that? Milo did it. Well, how about that? Milo did it.
172 00:10:38,959 00:10:41,709 He actually saved my job. He actually saved my job.
173 00:10:42,375 00:10:44,250 Maybe things are changing for the... Maybe things are changing for the...
174 00:10:46,375 00:10:48,333 No. Back, you foul beast! No. Back, you foul beast!
175 00:10:49,083 00:10:50,291 I mean it both ways! I mean it both ways!
176 00:10:50,375 00:10:52,333 -[duck quacks] -[Elliot screams] -[duck quacks] -[Elliot screams]
177 00:10:53,834 00:10:56,917 And you, Diogee, thank you for helping me out. And you, Diogee, thank you for helping me out.
178 00:10:57,000 00:10:58,834 I know you looked like you weren't having fun I know you looked like you weren't having fun
179 00:10:58,917 00:11:00,959 but deep down, I think you had a good day. but deep down, I think you had a good day.
180 00:11:01,041 00:11:02,542 [clicks tongue] [clicks tongue]
181 00:11:03,917 00:11:06,125 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
182 00:11:09,583 00:11:14,750 Nose guards, head guards, shin guard, helmet. Nose guards, head guards, shin guard, helmet.
183 00:11:14,834 00:11:16,667 Now where is my nasal philtrum guard? Now where is my nasal philtrum guard?
184 00:11:16,750 00:11:18,583 [squeaks] [squeaks]
185 00:11:23,125 00:11:24,375 What in the world? What in the world?
186 00:11:24,917 00:11:26,917 [ethereal music playing] [ethereal music playing]
187 00:11:33,917 00:11:35,667 "Ethereal Music Mix" tape? "Ethereal Music Mix" tape?
188 00:11:35,750 00:11:37,583 What is this boom box even doing here? What is this boom box even doing here?
189 00:11:37,667 00:11:39,041 Milo, stop! Milo, stop!
190 00:11:39,125 00:11:40,792 Oh, thank goodness, you're safe. Oh, thank goodness, you're safe.
191 00:11:40,875 00:11:44,959 Now we can go downstairs and forget that we even have an attic. Now we can go downstairs and forget that we even have an attic.
192 00:11:45,041 00:11:46,333 Mom, what's going on? Mom, what's going on?
193 00:11:46,417 00:11:48,709 You usually only get this nervous when you remember You usually only get this nervous when you remember
194 00:11:48,792 00:11:50,834 that I'm gonna get a driver's license in three years. that I'm gonna get a driver's license in three years.
195 00:11:51,792 00:11:54,959 Three years. Only three years. Three years. Only three years.
196 00:11:56,208 00:11:57,667 Honey, maybe we should tell him. Honey, maybe we should tell him.
197 00:11:57,750 00:11:58,792 Do you think he's ready? Do you think he's ready?
198 00:11:58,875 00:12:00,083 I think it's time he knew. I think it's time he knew.
199 00:12:00,166 00:12:01,208 Knew what? Knew what?
200 00:12:01,291 00:12:03,875 Ooh! Ooh! Am I really an alien? Ooh! Ooh! Am I really an alien?
201 00:12:03,959 00:12:05,750 'Cause that would be so cool! 'Cause that would be so cool!
202 00:12:05,834 00:12:08,375 Wouldn't it? Maybe you'd have a bunch of gross tentacles. Wouldn't it? Maybe you'd have a bunch of gross tentacles.
203 00:12:08,458 00:12:10,250 Like... [vocalizing] Like... [vocalizing]
204 00:12:10,333 00:12:12,375 Yeah! Or three heads! Yeah! Or three heads!
205 00:12:12,458 00:12:14,625 Like... [vocalizing] Like... [vocalizing]
206 00:12:19,792 00:12:21,083 Boys! Boys!
207 00:12:21,166 00:12:24,125 He'd totally also have antenna like... [beeping] He'd totally also have antenna like... [beeping]
208 00:12:25,125 00:12:27,041 I'm an alien. I am an alien. I'm an alien. I am an alien.
209 00:12:27,959 00:12:31,375 [laughs] Seriously, Dad. What's with the boom box? [laughs] Seriously, Dad. What's with the boom box?
210 00:12:31,458 00:12:34,166 Milo, when a Murphy lad comes of age Milo, when a Murphy lad comes of age
211 00:12:34,250 00:12:37,208 there is an ancient ritual to help the boy along the road to adulthood. there is an ancient ritual to help the boy along the road to adulthood.
212 00:12:37,291 00:12:38,792 You found the secret boom box. You found the secret boom box.
213 00:12:39,166 00:12:41,041 I think that's a sign that you are ready. I think that's a sign that you are ready.
214 00:12:41,125 00:12:44,375 Ancient ritual? Weren't boom boxes invented in the '80s? Ancient ritual? Weren't boom boxes invented in the '80s?
215 00:12:44,458 00:12:46,291 Yeah, well, I guess it's not that ancient. Yeah, well, I guess it's not that ancient.
216 00:12:46,375 00:12:48,166 So what happens on this ritual? So what happens on this ritual?
217 00:12:48,250 00:12:50,250 I can't tell you the details, but I can tell you this... I can't tell you the details, but I can tell you this...
218 00:12:50,834 00:12:53,750 It'll be scarier than anything in your entire life! It'll be scarier than anything in your entire life!
219 00:12:53,834 00:12:55,542 [ethereal music playing] [ethereal music playing]
220 00:12:56,333 00:12:57,333 [laughs] Sorry! [laughs] Sorry!
221 00:12:58,333 00:13:00,458 Now, you men be careful out there. Now, you men be careful out there.
222 00:13:00,875 00:13:03,000 With three Murphys, what could go wrong? With three Murphys, what could go wrong?
223 00:13:09,041 00:13:11,125 That was supposed to be a rhetorical question. That was supposed to be a rhetorical question.
224 00:13:11,208 00:13:12,583 So where are we going, Dad? So where are we going, Dad?
225 00:13:12,667 00:13:14,583 Your grandfather and I are going to take you out into the wilderness Your grandfather and I are going to take you out into the wilderness
226 00:13:14,667 00:13:17,291 just like every father has done since the very first Murphy. just like every father has done since the very first Murphy.
227 00:13:17,375 00:13:18,375 [creaking] [creaking]
228 00:13:19,291 00:13:20,500 Isn't that right? Isn't that right?
229 00:13:20,583 00:13:23,583 -I remember like it was yesterday... -This whole Murphy ritual... -I remember like it was yesterday... -This whole Murphy ritual...
230 00:13:23,667 00:13:25,625 -taking your dad on this very same trip -is bunch of malarkey. -taking your dad on this very same trip -is bunch of malarkey.
231 00:13:25,709 00:13:27,458 Course, he got carsick on the way. Might have been some bad oysters... Course, he got carsick on the way. Might have been some bad oysters...
232 00:13:27,542 00:13:29,500 I forgot to bring my needlepoint armadillo. I forgot to bring my needlepoint armadillo.
233 00:13:31,375 00:13:33,083 Gosh, Dad, why do we need all this stuff? Gosh, Dad, why do we need all this stuff?
234 00:13:33,166 00:13:35,250 Because who knows what we'll find at... Because who knows what we'll find at...
235 00:13:35,333 00:13:36,625 Dead Man's Bluff? Dead Man's Bluff?
236 00:13:36,709 00:13:38,917 [humming dramatically] [humming dramatically]
237 00:13:39,000 00:13:41,750 Are we really going to a place called "Dead Man's Bluff"? Are we really going to a place called "Dead Man's Bluff"?
238 00:13:41,834 00:13:43,709 [humming dramatically] [humming dramatically]
239 00:13:43,792 00:13:45,625 That's right. It's going to be scary, right, Dad? That's right. It's going to be scary, right, Dad?
240 00:13:45,709 00:13:48,291 -So scary that you're going... -Will you two quit trying to scare Milo? -So scary that you're going... -Will you two quit trying to scare Milo?
241 00:13:48,375 00:13:49,792 ...to shiver like a cow wearing bathing trunks. ...to shiver like a cow wearing bathing trunks.
242 00:13:49,875 00:13:51,458 You're going out there a boy, You're going out there a boy,
243 00:13:51,542 00:13:53,875 but when you return, you'll be a man. but when you return, you'll be a man.
244 00:13:53,959 00:13:56,000 Cool! Then I can get a driver's license. Cool! Then I can get a driver's license.
245 00:13:56,583 00:13:58,250 Only three years. Only three years.
246 00:13:58,333 00:13:59,875 [humming dramatically] [humming dramatically]
247 00:13:59,959 00:14:01,208 Sara out. Sara out.
248 00:14:05,041 00:14:08,500 Seems like only yesterday I was taking you on your... Seems like only yesterday I was taking you on your...
249 00:14:09,041 00:14:13,000 Wow, is this what my voice sounds like without Grandma talking over me? Wow, is this what my voice sounds like without Grandma talking over me?
250 00:14:13,083 00:14:14,166 I don't like it. I don't like it.
251 00:14:14,250 00:14:15,750 So where exactly are we going? So where exactly are we going?
252 00:14:15,834 00:14:19,041 We're taking you to the spot where Jebediah Murphy, We're taking you to the spot where Jebediah Murphy,
253 00:14:19,125 00:14:22,583 the very first Murphy, took his son Obediah. the very first Murphy, took his son Obediah.
254 00:14:22,667 00:14:26,333 Legend has it that no one's ever made it out of there alive. Legend has it that no one's ever made it out of there alive.
255 00:14:26,417 00:14:28,000 What about you and Dad? What about you and Dad?
256 00:14:32,083 00:14:35,083 You know, Jebediah Murphy never questioned his elders. You know, Jebediah Murphy never questioned his elders.
257 00:14:37,083 00:14:39,875 [sighs] Nothing falling. [sighs] Nothing falling.
258 00:14:39,959 00:14:41,458 Nothing exploding. Nothing exploding.
259 00:14:41,542 00:14:42,750 So peaceful. So peaceful.
260 00:14:43,500 00:14:47,125 Is this what my voice sounds like without Grandpa talking over it? Is this what my voice sounds like without Grandpa talking over it?
261 00:14:47,208 00:14:48,417 Well, I don't like it. Well, I don't like it.
262 00:14:48,917 00:14:51,959 Hey, why don't we all go somewhere together? Just us Murphy gals. Hey, why don't we all go somewhere together? Just us Murphy gals.
263 00:14:52,041 00:14:54,291 Oh, that sounds great. Count me in! Oh, that sounds great. Count me in!
264 00:14:54,375 00:14:57,166 Doofenshmirtz. Don't you have something else to do? Doofenshmirtz. Don't you have something else to do?
265 00:14:57,250 00:14:59,917 Nah, I was just gonna organize my old-inator hammock. Nah, I was just gonna organize my old-inator hammock.
266 00:15:00,000 00:15:01,875 Oh, look. This one makes everything smell Oh, look. This one makes everything smell
267 00:15:01,959 00:15:03,750 like the inside of a Halloween mask. like the inside of a Halloween mask.
268 00:15:03,834 00:15:07,709 Well, it would be rude to say no, so... Well, it would be rude to say no, so...
269 00:15:07,792 00:15:09,917 Oooh, goody. Included by obligation. Oooh, goody. Included by obligation.
270 00:15:11,583 00:15:12,667 I'll take it! I'll take it!
271 00:15:12,750 00:15:15,041 ♪ And the wall falls down And the wall hits a tree ♪ ♪ And the wall falls down And the wall hits a tree ♪
272 00:15:15,125 00:15:16,834 ♪ And the tree hits a pole, And the pole hits a bee ♪ ♪ And the tree hits a pole, And the pole hits a bee ♪
273 00:15:16,917 00:15:19,041 ♪ And that's how you know You're a Murphy! ♪ ♪ And that's how you know You're a Murphy! ♪
274 00:15:20,291 00:15:21,250 [rumble] [rumble]
275 00:15:21,333 00:15:23,083 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
276 00:15:23,166 00:15:25,625 [Martin] And getting a flat is another way to tell. [Martin] And getting a flat is another way to tell.
277 00:15:25,709 00:15:27,417 Luckily there is a spare in the trunk. Luckily there is a spare in the trunk.
278 00:15:28,959 00:15:30,583 Well, there was. Well, there was.
279 00:15:30,667 00:15:32,166 And there it goes. And there it goes.
280 00:15:32,500 00:15:34,083 Yup, looks like we're walking. Yup, looks like we're walking.
281 00:15:34,166 00:15:36,750 [Grandma] Oh, isn't this delightful? [Grandma] Oh, isn't this delightful?
282 00:15:37,208 00:15:38,542 [Sara] What do you think, Dr. D? [Sara] What do you think, Dr. D?
283 00:15:38,625 00:15:41,458 Looks like Jackson Pollock threw up on a Picasso. Looks like Jackson Pollock threw up on a Picasso.
284 00:15:41,542 00:15:43,250 Anybody can make modern art these days. Anybody can make modern art these days.
285 00:15:43,333 00:15:44,792 I mean, look at this! I mean, look at this!
286 00:15:44,875 00:15:48,208 "Look at me. I'm a horse with a toilet for a head." What's that even mean? "Look at me. I'm a horse with a toilet for a head." What's that even mean?
287 00:15:48,291 00:15:50,792 Well, you know, if you're not enjoying it, Well, you know, if you're not enjoying it,
288 00:15:50,875 00:15:52,792 maybe you should go check out the gift shop? maybe you should go check out the gift shop?
289 00:15:52,875 00:15:55,667 Ooh, good idea. I think I have a dollar in change... Ooh, good idea. I think I have a dollar in change...
290 00:15:56,417 00:15:58,208 Oh, look at this. I didn't even know I had this. Oh, look at this. I didn't even know I had this.
291 00:15:58,291 00:15:59,667 I wonder what it does? I wonder what it does?
292 00:16:01,917 00:16:04,166 Oh, now I remember, it does that. Oh, now I remember, it does that.
293 00:16:04,250 00:16:06,250 Wait. How is that alive? Wait. How is that alive?
294 00:16:06,333 00:16:09,500 Well, technically "alive" implies the existence of a soul, Well, technically "alive" implies the existence of a soul,
295 00:16:09,583 00:16:12,083 free will, the ability to enjoy fondue. free will, the ability to enjoy fondue.
296 00:16:12,166 00:16:14,583 I would just call this "animated". I would just call this "animated".
297 00:16:14,667 00:16:16,542 And expertly story-boarded. And expertly story-boarded.
298 00:16:16,625 00:16:17,792 ♪ James Kim ♪ ♪ James Kim ♪
299 00:16:17,875 00:16:19,750 He just became a daddy! He just became a daddy!
300 00:16:21,000 00:16:23,041 I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake
301 00:16:23,125 00:16:26,959 to put a cyborg brain into a wounded grizzly and give it one instruction... to put a cyborg brain into a wounded grizzly and give it one instruction...
302 00:16:27,041 00:16:28,291 destroy man. destroy man.
303 00:16:28,375 00:16:31,000 Well, luckily, there's no man within a hundred miles of here. Well, luckily, there's no man within a hundred miles of here.
304 00:16:31,083 00:16:32,375 Except for us. Except for us.
305 00:16:32,917 00:16:34,458 I think we better get out of here. I think we better get out of here.
306 00:16:34,542 00:16:35,542 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
307 00:16:38,333 00:16:39,917 We should have turned left at this tree, We should have turned left at this tree,
308 00:16:40,000 00:16:42,083 unless that was the first tree which means this is the second tree. unless that was the first tree which means this is the second tree.
309 00:16:42,166 00:16:43,709 Oh, let me look at that map. Oh, let me look at that map.
310 00:16:46,083 00:16:47,542 Jebediah's map! Jebediah's map!
311 00:16:50,083 00:16:52,667 It's okay. It's okay. I took a picture of it with my phone. It's okay. It's okay. I took a picture of it with my phone.
312 00:16:52,750 00:16:55,208 You mean the phone that was in this backpack? You mean the phone that was in this backpack?
313 00:16:56,583 00:16:58,250 [objects breaking] [objects breaking]
314 00:16:59,625 00:17:01,166 Oh, this is just great! Oh, this is just great!
315 00:17:01,250 00:17:04,041 Now how are we going to find the secret spot? Now how are we going to find the secret spot?
316 00:17:04,125 00:17:07,125 How's Milo going to become a Murphy man? How's Milo going to become a Murphy man?
317 00:17:07,792 00:17:09,625 Murphy man... Murphy man...
318 00:17:10,250 00:17:11,625 Still not liking the sound of your own voice? Still not liking the sound of your own voice?
319 00:17:11,709 00:17:12,959 It's freaking me out. It's freaking me out.
320 00:17:13,041 00:17:15,667 We can start our own tradition and choose a new spot. We can start our own tradition and choose a new spot.
321 00:17:15,750 00:17:20,417 Okay, Milo, we'll pick our own spot. A spot where there's monsters! Okay, Milo, we'll pick our own spot. A spot where there's monsters!
322 00:17:20,500 00:17:22,709 Oh, Grandpa, stop trying to scare me. Oh, Grandpa, stop trying to scare me.
323 00:17:22,792 00:17:25,625 I know there's no such thing as monsters. I know there's no such thing as monsters.
324 00:17:25,709 00:17:27,291 ♪ You've seen it before, you gonna... ♪ ♪ You've seen it before, you gonna... ♪
325 00:17:27,375 00:17:28,458 [growl] [growl]
326 00:17:28,542 00:17:30,250 [raccoon whimpers] [raccoon whimpers]
327 00:17:32,333 00:17:34,417 ♪ Okay, maybe not ♪ ♪ Okay, maybe not ♪
328 00:17:34,500 00:17:35,917 How about this spot, Dad? How about this spot, Dad?
329 00:17:36,000 00:17:39,166 Good choice! I hereby dub this, the new secret spot! Good choice! I hereby dub this, the new secret spot!
330 00:17:39,250 00:17:40,458 Hey, where's Grandpa? Hey, where's Grandpa?
331 00:17:40,542 00:17:43,709 Oh, don't worry. He just had to make a quick, um, yeah, pit stop. Oh, don't worry. He just had to make a quick, um, yeah, pit stop.
332 00:17:43,792 00:17:45,208 It's an old guy thing. It's an old guy thing.
333 00:17:45,291 00:17:47,542 All right, let's see. Here we are! All right, let's see. Here we are!
334 00:17:47,625 00:17:50,709 [groans] Smells like the inside of a Halloween mask. [groans] Smells like the inside of a Halloween mask.
335 00:17:50,792 00:17:54,208 Which is weird because it's the outside of a Halloween mask. Which is weird because it's the outside of a Halloween mask.
336 00:17:54,291 00:17:55,792 [crowd screaming] [crowd screaming]
337 00:17:57,625 00:17:59,291 [man] This is why I hate museums! [man] This is why I hate museums!
338 00:18:00,000 00:18:02,041 If I shoot it with the -inator again, it should go back to normal. If I shoot it with the -inator again, it should go back to normal.
339 00:18:02,458 00:18:03,500 All right. Hold still. All right. Hold still.
340 00:18:03,583 00:18:06,125 Hold still. Stop it! Stop it! Hold still. Stop it! Stop it!
341 00:18:06,834 00:18:09,208 Oh, great. Now I hit this guy and he's coming to life. Oh, great. Now I hit this guy and he's coming to life.
342 00:18:09,291 00:18:11,750 Excuse me, he hasn't come to life he has become animated. Excuse me, he hasn't come to life he has become animated.
343 00:18:11,834 00:18:15,458 I think we went over this earlier, right? He has no soul. I think we went over this earlier, right? He has no soul.
344 00:18:15,542 00:18:17,917 I just got to hit him again and it will turn it off. I just got to hit him again and it will turn it off.
345 00:18:19,750 00:18:21,125 Yeah. I got it. Yeah. I got it.
346 00:18:22,959 00:18:24,750 See, see now he is unanimated. See, see now he is unanimated.
347 00:18:24,834 00:18:27,625 [Sara] Uh, Dr. D. I don't think we're out of the woods yet. [Sara] Uh, Dr. D. I don't think we're out of the woods yet.
348 00:18:27,709 00:18:31,625 -[screaming] -I hate Monet! -[screaming] -I hate Monet!
349 00:18:31,709 00:18:33,917 All right, Milo, it's time for your initiation. All right, Milo, it's time for your initiation.
350 00:18:34,000 00:18:35,250 [ethereal music playing] [ethereal music playing]
351 00:18:35,333 00:18:36,959 Murphy's Law is all around us, Murphy's Law is all around us,
352 00:18:37,041 00:18:38,834 but it's stronger in us Murphy Men. but it's stronger in us Murphy Men.
353 00:18:38,917 00:18:40,834 It is a force that we must... It is a force that we must...
354 00:18:43,083 00:18:44,875 Oh. Go ahead. Oh. Go ahead.
355 00:18:44,959 00:18:48,709 In those bushes, is the spirit of Murphy's Law, In those bushes, is the spirit of Murphy's Law,
356 00:18:48,792 00:18:51,250 and you must wrestle it and defeat it. and you must wrestle it and defeat it.
357 00:18:52,834 00:18:53,917 [clears throat loudly] [clears throat loudly]
358 00:18:54,000 00:18:57,083 [loudly] In those bushes, is the spirit of Murphy's Law, [loudly] In those bushes, is the spirit of Murphy's Law,
359 00:18:57,166 00:18:59,834 and you must wrestle it and defeat it. and you must wrestle it and defeat it.
360 00:19:00,583 00:19:02,125 [sighs] Where is he? [sighs] Where is he?
361 00:19:02,208 00:19:04,542 Ugh. Dang monster costume. Ugh. Dang monster costume.
362 00:19:05,917 00:19:09,667 [Martin shouting] In those bushes, is the spirit of Murphy's Law, [Martin shouting] In those bushes, is the spirit of Murphy's Law,
363 00:19:09,750 00:19:12,000 and you must wrestle it and defeat it. and you must wrestle it and defeat it.
364 00:19:12,083 00:19:13,208 [growling] [growling]
365 00:19:14,041 00:19:15,875 [screaming] [screaming]
366 00:19:21,917 00:19:23,208 [Sara] Doof, do something! [Sara] Doof, do something!
367 00:19:23,875 00:19:26,208 I already did something. I made things worse! I already did something. I made things worse!
368 00:19:27,041 00:19:29,333 Oh, for Pete's sake. Give me that thing! Oh, for Pete's sake. Give me that thing!
369 00:19:49,000 00:19:51,417 Yeah. I used to work at an arcade. Yeah. I used to work at an arcade.
370 00:19:51,500 00:19:55,333 Going back to Murphy's Law's is gonna be a piece of cake after this. Going back to Murphy's Law's is gonna be a piece of cake after this.
371 00:19:55,709 00:19:58,291 In. Those. Bushes! In. Those. Bushes!
372 00:19:59,542 00:20:02,041 [cyborg growling] Ah, there he is. I mean, there it is. [cyborg growling] Ah, there he is. I mean, there it is.
373 00:20:02,125 00:20:04,583 It is, the spirit! Now go! It is, the spirit! Now go!
374 00:20:04,667 00:20:06,875 Oh, come on, Dad. Really? Oh, come on, Dad. Really?
375 00:20:06,959 00:20:08,625 Just go and confront the spirit! Just go and confront the spirit!
376 00:20:08,709 00:20:12,667 There is something in here, and it's really strong. There is something in here, and it's really strong.
377 00:20:12,750 00:20:14,792 Good, son! You're doing it! Good! Good, son! You're doing it! Good!
378 00:20:15,125 00:20:17,000 Wow, Dad's putting on a good show in there. Wow, Dad's putting on a good show in there.
379 00:20:17,083 00:20:20,834 Wow, I guess I am. How exactly am I doing that? Wow, I guess I am. How exactly am I doing that?
380 00:20:21,792 00:20:23,542 -Milo, get out of there! -Milo! -Milo, get out of there! -Milo!
381 00:20:23,625 00:20:26,250 [Milo] I can't! Something's got me. [Milo] I can't! Something's got me.
382 00:20:26,333 00:20:28,000 [growling] [growling]
383 00:20:28,083 00:20:31,709 Ah! Hey, that's my monster costume. Ah! Hey, that's my monster costume.
384 00:20:32,458 00:20:35,750 Diogee! I'd recognize your Diogee breath anywhere! Diogee! I'd recognize your Diogee breath anywhere!
385 00:20:35,834 00:20:38,542 If you knew it was Diogee, why were you screaming so much? If you knew it was Diogee, why were you screaming so much?
386 00:20:38,625 00:20:40,375 Because I knew it'd scare Grandpa. Because I knew it'd scare Grandpa.
387 00:20:40,458 00:20:42,792 Back in my day, kids didn't scare their elders. Back in my day, kids didn't scare their elders.
388 00:20:42,875 00:20:45,166 [growling] [growling]
389 00:20:46,000 00:20:47,250 Milo, I'm proud of you. Milo, I'm proud of you.
390 00:20:47,333 00:20:49,709 You went into the woods, battled the unknown, and defeated it. You went into the woods, battled the unknown, and defeated it.
391 00:20:49,792 00:20:51,250 Even if it was just Diogee. Even if it was just Diogee.
392 00:20:51,333 00:20:52,667 I think I speak for both of us I think I speak for both of us
393 00:20:52,750 00:20:55,041 when I say, you are now a Murphy man. when I say, you are now a Murphy man.
394 00:20:55,125 00:20:56,417 Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad.
395 00:20:56,500 00:20:57,500 [Diogee barking] [Diogee barking]
396 00:20:58,291 00:20:59,375 What is it, boy? What is it, boy?
397 00:20:59,458 00:21:01,542 [rumbling] [rumbling]
398 00:21:01,625 00:21:02,917 [screams] [screams]
399 00:21:06,166 00:21:08,208 Ah! It flies! Ah! It flies!
400 00:21:08,959 00:21:10,750 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
401 00:21:10,834 00:21:12,291 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
402 00:21:12,375 00:21:14,542 [cyborg screaming] [cyborg screaming]
403 00:21:19,208 00:21:21,417 [growls] [growls]
404 00:21:23,083 00:21:25,291 ♪ And the wall falls down And the wall hits a tree ♪ ♪ And the wall falls down And the wall hits a tree ♪
405 00:21:25,375 00:21:27,417 ♪ And the tree hits a pole, And the pole hits a bee ♪ ♪ And the tree hits a pole, And the pole hits a bee ♪
406 00:21:27,500 00:21:29,500 ♪ And that's how you know You're a Murphy! ♪ ♪ And that's how you know You're a Murphy! ♪
407 00:21:29,583 00:21:32,208 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
408 00:21:32,792 00:21:34,917 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
409 00:21:35,000 00:21:37,750 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
410 00:21:37,834 00:21:40,250 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
411 00:21:42,875 00:21:44,166 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
412 00:21:44,250 00:21:45,667 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
413 00:21:45,750 00:21:48,917 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
414 00:21:49,000 00:21:50,291 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
415 00:21:50,375 00:21:52,792 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
416 00:21:52,875 00:21:55,125 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪