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1 00:00:04,959 00:00:07,417 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:07,500 00:00:09,709 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:09,792 00:00:12,250 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:12,333 00:00:14,667 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:15,250 00:00:17,667 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
6 00:00:17,750 00:00:20,250 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:20,333 00:00:22,291 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:22,375 00:00:25,000 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:25,291 00:00:29,667 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:30,250 00:00:32,250 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:32,583 00:00:35,083 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:41,417 00:00:43,000 [Principal Milder] Okay, kids, settle down. [Principal Milder] Okay, kids, settle down.
13 00:00:43,083 00:00:45,583 Now as you all know, our school will be hosting Now as you all know, our school will be hosting
14 00:00:45,667 00:00:47,458 an extreme middle school challenge an extreme middle school challenge
15 00:00:47,542 00:00:50,959 for everyone's favorite cooking show, Cake 'Splosion. for everyone's favorite cooking show, Cake 'Splosion.
16 00:00:51,041 00:00:53,083 [high-pitched screaming] [high-pitched screaming]
17 00:00:55,959 00:00:57,375 I really like that show, I really like that show,
18 00:00:57,959 00:01:00,000 and I thought that everyone would yell. and I thought that everyone would yell.
19 00:01:00,083 00:01:05,250 So please, welcome the star of Cake 'Splosion, Basil Bravo. So please, welcome the star of Cake 'Splosion, Basil Bravo.
20 00:01:05,375 00:01:08,125 -[applause] -Hello, Jefferson G. County Middle School. -[applause] -Hello, Jefferson G. County Middle School.
21 00:01:08,208 00:01:10,417 [screaming] [screaming]
22 00:01:10,500 00:01:12,125 Yep, she really likes that show. Yep, she really likes that show.
23 00:01:12,208 00:01:14,542 Today, I, Basil Bravo, Today, I, Basil Bravo,
24 00:01:14,625 00:01:17,208 will be choosing two lucky Baking Bambinos... will be choosing two lucky Baking Bambinos...
25 00:01:17,291 00:01:18,917 [Amanda] Hello! Me! Por favor! [Amanda] Hello! Me! Por favor!
26 00:01:19,000 00:01:20,709 ...for the greatest "extreme" cake baking show... ...for the greatest "extreme" cake baking show...
27 00:01:20,792 00:01:23,166 -...in the world. -Me! Por favor! Elijame! -...in the world. -Me! Por favor! Elijame!
28 00:01:23,250 00:01:25,750 -So, if your heart goes pitter-patter... -Choose me. -So, if your heart goes pitter-patter... -Choose me.
29 00:01:25,834 00:01:27,500 -...for frosting and batter... -Oh, oh, oh! -...for frosting and batter... -Oh, oh, oh!
30 00:01:27,583 00:01:30,709 My heart patters for batter, Mr. Bravo! Hello! Oh! Me! My heart patters for batter, Mr. Bravo! Hello! Oh! Me!
31 00:01:31,125 00:01:33,667 [Basil] ...to be a contestant on Cake 'Splosion! [Basil] ...to be a contestant on Cake 'Splosion!
32 00:01:34,166 00:01:35,875 Don't worry. Helmet. Don't worry. Helmet.
33 00:01:37,041 00:01:38,417 [screaming] [screaming]
34 00:01:42,000 00:01:42,834 [screams] [screams]
35 00:01:44,208 00:01:45,375 Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda.
36 00:01:45,542 00:01:48,041 Wow! Spectacular! Wow! Spectacular!
37 00:01:48,125 00:01:50,542 And Basil Bravo loves spectacular. And Basil Bravo loves spectacular.
38 00:01:50,625 00:01:52,083 -What's your name, kid? -Milo Murph... -What's your name, kid? -Milo Murph...
39 00:01:52,166 00:01:53,375 You're in, Milo Murph. You're in, Milo Murph.
40 00:01:53,458 00:01:55,500 -Uh, actually it's... -No time for your life story, Murph. -Uh, actually it's... -No time for your life story, Murph.
41 00:01:55,834 00:01:58,375 This is television. This is television.
42 00:02:00,583 00:02:03,792 Now, I need to find you the perfect pastry partner. Now, I need to find you the perfect pastry partner.
43 00:02:03,875 00:02:05,125 -Who among your classmates... -Ah! Oh, oh, oh... -Who among your classmates... -Ah! Oh, oh, oh...
44 00:02:05,208 00:02:07,667 -...will make the perfect partner for you? -Mr. Bravo. -...will make the perfect partner for you? -Mr. Bravo.
45 00:02:07,750 00:02:09,166 A lot of kids look like they know how to bake. A lot of kids look like they know how to bake.
46 00:02:09,250 00:02:10,208 Oh! Me! Me! Oh! Me! Me!
47 00:02:10,291 00:02:12,583 Excuse me, Mr. Bravo. You should pick Amanda Lopez. Excuse me, Mr. Bravo. You should pick Amanda Lopez.
48 00:02:12,667 00:02:14,500 She loves you and your show. She loves you and your show.
49 00:02:14,583 00:02:16,750 She does! Those are my two favorite things. She does! Those are my two favorite things.
50 00:02:16,834 00:02:18,917 Si! Yes! Hola! Hi, Mr. Bravo. Si! Yes! Hola! Hi, Mr. Bravo.
51 00:02:19,000 00:02:20,041 My name is Amanda Lopez My name is Amanda Lopez
52 00:02:20,125 00:02:21,750 and it's been my dream to be on Cake 'Splosion and it's been my dream to be on Cake 'Splosion
53 00:02:21,834 00:02:23,583 for almost two-thirds of my entire life. for almost two-thirds of my entire life.
54 00:02:23,667 00:02:25,333 And before that I was an infant And before that I was an infant
55 00:02:25,417 00:02:26,375 and had no knowledge of your show, and had no knowledge of your show,
56 00:02:26,458 00:02:28,041 but I've baked something for you. but I've baked something for you.
57 00:02:31,083 00:02:33,625 Did you know you were meeting me today? Did you know you were meeting me today?
58 00:02:33,709 00:02:34,875 I did not. I did not.
59 00:02:34,959 00:02:36,792 So how long has that cupcake been in your purse? So how long has that cupcake been in your purse?
60 00:02:36,875 00:02:38,834 Oh, I bake a new one every morning. Oh, I bake a new one every morning.
61 00:02:38,917 00:02:40,166 Just in case. Just in case.
62 00:02:40,250 00:02:41,625 It's gorgeous! It's gorgeous!
63 00:02:41,709 00:02:43,208 What did you say your name was again? What did you say your name was again?
64 00:02:43,291 00:02:46,417 -My name is Amanda Lop... -That's fantastic, Ms. Lop. -My name is Amanda Lop... -That's fantastic, Ms. Lop.
65 00:02:46,500 00:02:47,917 -But my name is... -Then it's settled. -But my name is... -Then it's settled.
66 00:02:48,000 00:02:49,500 You and Milo Murph will be partners You and Milo Murph will be partners
67 00:02:49,583 00:02:51,000 on tomorrow's Cake 'Splosion. on tomorrow's Cake 'Splosion.
68 00:02:51,083 00:02:53,083 [chomping] Mmm. [chomping] Mmm.
69 00:02:53,709 00:02:54,625 [in deep voice] Moist. [in deep voice] Moist.
70 00:02:54,709 00:02:56,834 [in normal voice] If you can do that on a slightly larger scale, [in normal voice] If you can do that on a slightly larger scale,
71 00:02:56,917 00:02:59,208 this will make spectacular TV! this will make spectacular TV!
72 00:02:59,709 00:03:01,625 You guys are gonna be on television. You guys are gonna be on television.
73 00:03:01,709 00:03:03,792 We've never known anyone famous before. We've never known anyone famous before.
74 00:03:04,166 00:03:06,333 Uh, Milo knows Tobias Trollhammer. Uh, Milo knows Tobias Trollhammer.
75 00:03:06,417 00:03:08,375 Yeah, and Zack was regionally famous. Yeah, and Zack was regionally famous.
76 00:03:08,458 00:03:10,583 Yeah, what am I, Chop Chop Chopped Liver? Yeah, what am I, Chop Chop Chopped Liver?
77 00:03:10,667 00:03:12,125 Yeah, good one. Yeah, good one.
78 00:03:12,208 00:03:13,333 -High-five? -Fist bump? -High-five? -Fist bump?
79 00:03:13,417 00:03:14,250 -High-five? -Fist bump? -High-five? -Fist bump?
80 00:03:14,333 00:03:15,458 -High-five? -Fist bump? -High-five? -Fist bump?
81 00:03:15,542 00:03:16,542 -Fist bump? -High-five? -Fist bump? -High-five?
82 00:03:16,625 00:03:18,208 -High-five? Never mind. -Fist bump? -High-five? Never mind. -Fist bump?
83 00:03:18,291 00:03:20,083 This is gonna be great television. This is gonna be great television.
84 00:03:20,166 00:03:22,667 You and Milo on the same team. You and Milo on the same team.
85 00:03:23,125 00:03:26,583 Me and Milo on the same team! Me and Milo on the same team!
86 00:03:26,667 00:03:27,792 [Milo] Isn't this great? [Milo] Isn't this great?
87 00:03:27,875 00:03:30,500 You're gonna be on your favorite show. You're gonna be on your favorite show.
88 00:03:30,583 00:03:33,333 Yes, I am very happy. Yes, I am very happy.
89 00:03:33,375 00:03:36,208 -What's wrong? -I'm just worried about, you know... -What's wrong? -I'm just worried about, you know...
90 00:03:36,291 00:03:37,959 -Oh, you mean, Murph... -[muffled] -Oh, you mean, Murph... -[muffled]
91 00:03:38,041 00:03:40,375 Let's just call it "that which will not be named." Let's just call it "that which will not be named."
92 00:03:40,458 00:03:42,792 [muffled speech] Oh, yeah, sure. Clearly, not a problem. [muffled speech] Oh, yeah, sure. Clearly, not a problem.
93 00:03:42,875 00:03:45,000 But, listen, I'm gonna load up my backpack But, listen, I'm gonna load up my backpack
94 00:03:45,083 00:03:46,583 more carefully than ever. more carefully than ever.
95 00:03:46,667 00:03:48,792 We'll be so super prepared We'll be so super prepared
96 00:03:48,875 00:03:50,125 that when things go wrong, that when things go wrong,
97 00:03:50,208 00:03:52,291 -I'll be ready for them. -[sighs] -I'll be ready for them. -[sighs]
98 00:03:52,375 00:03:55,667 I'm Jose, Basil's long-suffering assistant. I'm Jose, Basil's long-suffering assistant.
99 00:03:55,750 00:03:59,041 Please bring these liability waivers home to your families. Please bring these liability waivers home to your families.
100 00:03:59,125 00:04:00,417 In extreme baking, In extreme baking,
101 00:04:00,500 00:04:03,625 things can get... Well, "extreme." things can get... Well, "extreme."
102 00:04:03,709 00:04:04,625 Oh, better get these home. Oh, better get these home.
103 00:04:04,709 00:04:06,834 Our insurance will have additional riders they want to add. Our insurance will have additional riders they want to add.
104 00:04:06,917 00:04:08,667 It is going to be a disaster. It is going to be a disaster.
105 00:04:08,750 00:04:10,709 There will be wolves with bees on their heads! There will be wolves with bees on their heads!
106 00:04:10,792 00:04:11,709 [speaks Spanish] [speaks Spanish]
107 00:04:11,792 00:04:13,625 [in English] And a dinosaur made of ham. [in English] And a dinosaur made of ham.
108 00:04:13,709 00:04:15,458 [speaking Spanish] [speaking Spanish]
109 00:04:15,542 00:04:17,417 [in english] Yes! It is Murphy's Law. [in english] Yes! It is Murphy's Law.
110 00:04:18,333 00:04:20,500 We will be cursed with very high ratings. We will be cursed with very high ratings.
111 00:04:23,875 00:04:25,834 [Milo] No worries. Insurance will cover it. [Milo] No worries. Insurance will cover it.
112 00:04:25,917 00:04:28,041 -[upbeat music playing] -[Brigette] Go, Milo! -[upbeat music playing] -[Brigette] Go, Milo!
113 00:04:28,125 00:04:31,375 Mix that batter, batter, batter... Sweet! Mix that batter, batter, batter... Sweet!
114 00:04:31,458 00:04:34,083 They're not out there yet, Mom. They're not out there yet, Mom.
115 00:04:34,166 00:04:35,792 I know. I'm just warming up. I know. I'm just warming up.
116 00:04:35,875 00:04:37,458 [chanting] Amanda, Milo, [chanting] Amanda, Milo,
117 00:04:37,542 00:04:39,250 bake that pie dough! bake that pie dough!
118 00:04:39,333 00:04:41,375 -Where is Dad? -He's watching from home. -Where is Dad? -He's watching from home.
119 00:04:41,458 00:04:43,709 We didn't want to double down on the Murphy mayhem. We didn't want to double down on the Murphy mayhem.
120 00:04:44,000 00:04:48,041 [man on TV] Oh, Kelly, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. [man on TV] Oh, Kelly, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
121 00:04:48,542 00:04:51,750 Oh, uh, hello. Milo's on TV. Oh, uh, hello. Milo's on TV.
122 00:04:51,834 00:04:54,333 Uh-uh, not... not now. I'm watching my stories. Uh-uh, not... not now. I'm watching my stories.
123 00:04:54,417 00:04:57,208 [woman on TV] Well, you can ask, but I'm not Kelly. [woman on TV] Well, you can ask, but I'm not Kelly.
124 00:04:57,291 00:04:58,959 I'm Kelly's evil twin. I'm Kelly's evil twin.
125 00:04:59,750 00:05:01,875 Oh, okay. I'll just go watch it in the... Oh, okay. I'll just go watch it in the...
126 00:05:03,208 00:05:04,208 Who's Kelly? Who's Kelly?
127 00:05:04,291 00:05:06,709 Oh, I have no idea but I hate her. Oh, I have no idea but I hate her.
128 00:05:06,792 00:05:07,917 It's a great show. It's a great show.
129 00:05:10,000 00:05:13,166 Welcome to our middle school edition of Cake 'Splosion, Welcome to our middle school edition of Cake 'Splosion,
130 00:05:13,250 00:05:15,625 where show business meets dough business. where show business meets dough business.
131 00:05:15,709 00:05:17,792 Four teams will compete to finally decide Four teams will compete to finally decide
132 00:05:17,875 00:05:19,583 which Tri-State middle school student which Tri-State middle school student
133 00:05:19,667 00:05:23,083 will become the ultimate, Extreme Baker! will become the ultimate, Extreme Baker!
134 00:05:23,166 00:05:25,917 One team will be eliminated in each round. One team will be eliminated in each round.
135 00:05:26,000 00:05:27,458 Okay, let's meet our teams. Okay, let's meet our teams.
136 00:05:27,542 00:05:29,083 First from Middletown Middle School, First from Middletown Middle School,
137 00:05:29,166 00:05:31,667 brainiacs John and Jake Jackson. brainiacs John and Jake Jackson.
138 00:05:31,750 00:05:34,041 From the dark side of Badger Town Middle School, From the dark side of Badger Town Middle School,
139 00:05:34,125 00:05:35,667 Rain and Storm. Rain and Storm.
140 00:05:35,750 00:05:38,750 From Huntington Hills, Park Shore Estates Middle School, From Huntington Hills, Park Shore Estates Middle School,
141 00:05:38,834 00:05:40,959 Anthony and Ashley. Anthony and Ashley.
142 00:05:41,041 00:05:44,166 And from your very own, Jefferson G. County Middle School, And from your very own, Jefferson G. County Middle School,
143 00:05:44,250 00:05:47,542 Milo Murph and my biggest fan, Amanda Lop. Milo Murph and my biggest fan, Amanda Lop.
144 00:05:47,625 00:05:51,291 [all chanting] Amanda! Milo! Bakin' it with style-o! [all chanting] Amanda! Milo! Bakin' it with style-o!
145 00:05:51,375 00:05:53,208 Milo, I think it would work best Milo, I think it would work best
146 00:05:53,291 00:05:54,959 if you were my prep chef. if you were my prep chef.
147 00:05:55,041 00:05:56,125 "Prep chef"? What's that? "Prep chef"? What's that?
148 00:05:56,208 00:05:58,250 Well, you go all the way over to the other side Well, you go all the way over to the other side
149 00:05:58,333 00:05:59,583 of the kitchen and prep stuff. of the kitchen and prep stuff.
150 00:05:59,667 00:06:01,041 And by all means, try to stay And by all means, try to stay
151 00:06:01,125 00:06:04,375 as far away from where I am baking the actual cake. as far away from where I am baking the actual cake.
152 00:06:04,458 00:06:06,250 Well, okay. I guess I... Well, okay. I guess I...
153 00:06:06,500 00:06:08,583 -Oh, is this because of Murphy's... -It shall not be mentioned! -Oh, is this because of Murphy's... -It shall not be mentioned!
154 00:06:08,667 00:06:10,375 [Basil] Are you ready for round one? [Basil] Are you ready for round one?
155 00:06:10,458 00:06:12,166 You'll be head over heels You'll be head over heels
156 00:06:12,250 00:06:13,458 -for our first event. -[bell dings] -for our first event. -[bell dings]
157 00:06:13,542 00:06:17,834 Contestants, bake a cake using fresh seasonal ingredients, Contestants, bake a cake using fresh seasonal ingredients,
158 00:06:17,917 00:06:19,750 -while hanging upside down. -[cake thuds] -while hanging upside down. -[cake thuds]
159 00:06:20,375 00:06:21,667 If that sounds like fun to you, If that sounds like fun to you,
160 00:06:21,750 00:06:26,458 then start your ovens and get your cookies ready to crumble! then start your ovens and get your cookies ready to crumble!
161 00:06:27,500 00:06:29,458 ♪ It's more than an obstacle course ♪ ♪ It's more than an obstacle course ♪
162 00:06:29,542 00:06:31,625 ♪ In which I have to bake a cake ♪ ♪ In which I have to bake a cake ♪
163 00:06:31,709 00:06:32,667 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
164 00:06:32,750 00:06:35,208 ♪ It's a grand tournament It's a battle of war ♪ ♪ It's a grand tournament It's a battle of war ♪
165 00:06:35,291 00:06:37,208 ♪ It's a duel With your honor at stake ♪ ♪ It's a duel With your honor at stake ♪
166 00:06:37,291 00:06:38,208 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
167 00:06:38,291 00:06:42,500 ♪ This is a real song Not just a standard promotion ♪ ♪ This is a real song Not just a standard promotion ♪
168 00:06:42,583 00:06:44,583 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
169 00:06:45,291 00:06:46,834 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
170 00:06:48,083 00:06:49,792 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
171 00:06:50,792 00:06:52,458 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
172 00:06:53,583 00:06:54,917 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
173 00:06:55,000 00:06:59,000 ♪ Tell all your friends they really need To watch this awesome show ♪ ♪ Tell all your friends they really need To watch this awesome show ♪
174 00:06:59,083 00:07:00,083 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
175 00:07:00,166 00:07:02,333 ♪ And if they don't Then they're just plain wrong ♪ ♪ And if they don't Then they're just plain wrong ♪
176 00:07:02,417 00:07:04,542 ♪ So feel free to let them know ♪ ♪ So feel free to let them know ♪
177 00:07:04,625 00:07:05,625 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
178 00:07:05,709 00:07:09,917 [singing indistinctly] [singing indistinctly]
179 00:07:10,041 00:07:11,458 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
180 00:07:12,542 00:07:14,166 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
181 00:07:15,250 00:07:16,500 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
182 00:07:17,208 00:07:18,208 [bell dings] [bell dings]
183 00:07:18,291 00:07:19,583 ♪ Cake 'Splosion♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion♪
184 00:07:20,875 00:07:22,333 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
185 00:07:32,959 00:07:36,750 ♪ This is a real song, Not just some shameless promotion ♪ ♪ This is a real song, Not just some shameless promotion ♪
186 00:07:37,458 00:07:38,542 ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪ ♪ Cake 'Splosion ♪
187 00:07:38,625 00:07:39,625 [bell dings] [bell dings]
188 00:07:39,834 00:07:41,875 [man on TV] If I married you and your evil twin, [man on TV] If I married you and your evil twin,
189 00:07:41,959 00:07:44,458 I could have my cake and eat it, too. I could have my cake and eat it, too.
190 00:07:44,542 00:07:46,333 "Cake"! Oh, my gosh! Milo. "Cake"! Oh, my gosh! Milo.
191 00:07:46,417 00:07:48,417 -Where's the remote? -Uh, it's right over there. -Where's the remote? -Uh, it's right over there.
192 00:07:48,500 00:07:50,625 Ah! The raccoon is back! Ah! The raccoon is back!
193 00:07:50,709 00:07:52,291 ♪ You've seen it before You go to see him soon ♪ ♪ You've seen it before You go to see him soon ♪
194 00:07:52,375 00:07:54,125 ♪ He's the curry raccoon ♪ ♪ He's the curry raccoon ♪
195 00:07:54,208 00:07:55,917 Hey, come back here, you little bandit. Hey, come back here, you little bandit.
196 00:07:56,000 00:07:57,542 How can you live like this? How can you live like this?
197 00:07:57,792 00:07:59,458 [Benny Hill theme music playing] [Benny Hill theme music playing]
198 00:07:59,542 00:08:00,458 Get back here! Get back here!
199 00:08:01,875 00:08:03,208 [squeaking] [squeaking]
200 00:08:06,083 00:08:06,917 Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.
201 00:08:07,000 00:08:09,208 No, no, please don't play the... Oh... No, no, please don't play the... Oh...
202 00:08:09,750 00:08:10,667 What? What?
203 00:08:12,208 00:08:13,041 Bonjour. Bonjour.
204 00:08:13,625 00:08:14,458 Taxi. Taxi.
205 00:08:14,875 00:08:16,375 Oh, this is ridiculous. Oh, this is ridiculous.
206 00:08:16,458 00:08:18,917 I bet it's that raccoon dunking the remote again. I bet it's that raccoon dunking the remote again.
207 00:08:20,041 00:08:21,875 All right, it's on. All right, it's on.
208 00:08:22,208 00:08:23,500 No! What are you doing, Doof? No! What are you doing, Doof?
209 00:08:23,583 00:08:24,625 You can't blast him with that thing. You can't blast him with that thing.
210 00:08:24,709 00:08:26,542 Relax. It's a transportinator. Relax. It's a transportinator.
211 00:08:26,625 00:08:28,667 It's just gonna send him across town somewhere. It's just gonna send him across town somewhere.
212 00:08:28,750 00:08:29,834 No! No!
213 00:08:30,542 00:08:31,792 Sorry. Sorry.
214 00:08:33,417 00:08:34,583 [Martin groaning] [Martin groaning]
215 00:08:35,583 00:08:37,333 Oh. How's Milo doing? Oh. How's Milo doing?
216 00:08:37,417 00:08:39,291 They haven't lost yet! They haven't lost yet!
217 00:08:39,375 00:08:41,333 Okay, folks. We are down to the final heat Okay, folks. We are down to the final heat
218 00:08:41,417 00:08:44,458 and our remaining teams will now take their friendship cakes and our remaining teams will now take their friendship cakes
219 00:08:44,542 00:08:46,041 through the obstacle course. through the obstacle course.
220 00:08:46,125 00:08:49,542 Are there any questions? I didn't think so. Good luck, kids. Are there any questions? I didn't think so. Good luck, kids.
221 00:08:50,917 00:08:52,375 I'm way ahead of you. I'm way ahead of you.
222 00:08:52,458 00:08:54,000 I'm gonna go sit in that cabinet I'm gonna go sit in that cabinet
223 00:08:54,083 00:08:55,542 over there and count sprinkles. over there and count sprinkles.
224 00:08:55,625 00:08:56,709 [Amanda] No, Milo. [Amanda] No, Milo.
225 00:08:56,792 00:08:59,542 Things go wrong with or without the thing that shall not be named. Things go wrong with or without the thing that shall not be named.
226 00:08:59,625 00:09:02,458 -You mean, Murphy's La... -No one listens. -You mean, Murphy's La... -No one listens.
227 00:09:02,542 00:09:04,583 But you're always prepared and I realized that But you're always prepared and I realized that
228 00:09:04,667 00:09:07,583 no matter what happens, it's just better having you around. no matter what happens, it's just better having you around.
229 00:09:07,667 00:09:09,166 -Really? -Really. -Really? -Really.
230 00:09:09,250 00:09:11,000 Now let's go win this cooking show Now let's go win this cooking show
231 00:09:11,083 00:09:13,125 by roller-skating through an obstacle course. by roller-skating through an obstacle course.
232 00:09:14,625 00:09:15,750 [Basil over speakers] Okay, everyone, [Basil over speakers] Okay, everyone,
233 00:09:15,834 00:09:17,709 now let's see which one of our teams now let's see which one of our teams
234 00:09:17,792 00:09:19,792 will truly be cake 'splosive. will truly be cake 'splosive.
235 00:09:19,875 00:09:21,917 On your marks, get set... On your marks, get set...
236 00:09:22,000 00:09:23,667 Okay, fine, all right. Okay, fine, all right.
237 00:09:24,250 00:09:25,417 [balls popping] [balls popping]
238 00:09:25,500 00:09:26,834 Oh, no! We can't do this. Oh, no! We can't do this.
239 00:09:27,667 00:09:29,417 It's okay. Follow my lead. It's okay. Follow my lead.
240 00:09:36,709 00:09:37,542 [clanking] [clanking]
241 00:09:37,625 00:09:39,333 [Basil] Well, they've made it through Gumball Fury [Basil] Well, they've made it through Gumball Fury
242 00:09:39,417 00:09:42,417 and now it's everybody's favorite... Angry goats. and now it's everybody's favorite... Angry goats.
243 00:09:42,500 00:09:43,375 [goats bleating] [goats bleating]
244 00:09:55,166 00:09:57,041 [Amanda] We've done it, Milo. We're almost there. [Amanda] We've done it, Milo. We're almost there.
245 00:09:57,125 00:09:58,750 [Diogee barking] [Diogee barking]
246 00:10:00,166 00:10:04,291 Diogee, you're not supposed to be in the mud. Go! Diogee, you're not supposed to be in the mud. Go!
247 00:10:05,875 00:10:07,625 [soft music playing] [soft music playing]
248 00:10:09,166 00:10:11,583 [man] ♪ Don't say it's over ♪ [man] ♪ Don't say it's over ♪
249 00:10:11,667 00:10:13,875 ♪ Don't say it's over ♪ ♪ Don't say it's over ♪
250 00:10:13,959 00:10:18,417 ♪ Don't say it's gone ♪ ♪ Don't say it's gone ♪
251 00:10:18,583 00:10:20,792 ♪ Don't say it's over ♪ ♪ Don't say it's over ♪
252 00:10:20,875 00:10:22,458 ♪ Don't say it's over ♪ ♪ Don't say it's over ♪
253 00:10:26,542 00:10:27,709 [whining] [whining]
254 00:10:27,959 00:10:29,500 It's not your fault, Diogee. It's not your fault, Diogee.
255 00:10:29,583 00:10:31,166 I'm so sorry, Amanda. I'm so sorry, Amanda.
256 00:10:31,250 00:10:32,667 Oh, that's okay. Oh, that's okay.
257 00:10:32,750 00:10:35,208 This is the most fun I've ever had This is the most fun I've ever had
258 00:10:35,291 00:10:37,375 and I actually got to be on Cake 'Splosion, and I actually got to be on Cake 'Splosion,
259 00:10:37,458 00:10:38,750 my favorite TV show. my favorite TV show.
260 00:10:38,875 00:10:40,875 -Well, I wish we'd won. -[Basil] Wait a minute. -Well, I wish we'd won. -[Basil] Wait a minute.
261 00:10:41,291 00:10:45,166 That was extreme and... [slurps] That was extreme and... [slurps]
262 00:10:46,125 00:10:47,917 [in deep voice] Moist! [echoes] [in deep voice] Moist! [echoes]
263 00:10:48,000 00:10:49,959 [in normal voice] Ladies and gentlemen, [in normal voice] Ladies and gentlemen,
264 00:10:50,041 00:10:51,500 we have a winner! we have a winner!
265 00:10:51,583 00:10:54,667 Amanda Lop and Milo Murph! Amanda Lop and Milo Murph!
266 00:10:54,750 00:10:57,000 [all cheering] [all cheering]
267 00:11:06,625 00:11:08,208 [narrator] You loved Krillhunter. [narrator] You loved Krillhunter.
268 00:11:08,291 00:11:10,250 And... [reading] And... [reading]
269 00:11:10,333 00:11:11,375 You were mildly amused by... You were mildly amused by...
270 00:11:11,458 00:11:13,041 [reading] [reading]
271 00:11:13,125 00:11:15,208 And... [reading] And... [reading]
272 00:11:15,291 00:11:17,458 You paid admission, but were thoroughly dissatisfied You paid admission, but were thoroughly dissatisfied
273 00:11:17,542 00:11:20,583 with Krillhunter 5, 6, 7 and in particular 8, Good Krill Hunting. with Krillhunter 5, 6, 7 and in particular 8, Good Krill Hunting.
274 00:11:20,667 00:11:22,959 And you were thoroughly confused by the giant remote-controlled And you were thoroughly confused by the giant remote-controlled
275 00:11:23,041 00:11:26,750 car race in Krillhunter 14: We Don't Know What We're Doing. car race in Krillhunter 14: We Don't Know What We're Doing.
276 00:11:26,834 00:11:29,291 Now, be prepared to be blown away Now, be prepared to be blown away
277 00:11:29,375 00:11:31,417 by the all-new franchise reboot... by the all-new franchise reboot...
278 00:11:31,500 00:11:34,500 [reading] [reading]
279 00:11:35,291 00:11:36,834 Well, what do you think, D.B.? Well, what do you think, D.B.?
280 00:11:36,917 00:11:39,834 It's genius! You recast all the men as women? It's genius! You recast all the men as women?
281 00:11:39,917 00:11:41,125 You got yourself a green light. You got yourself a green light.
282 00:11:42,542 00:11:44,250 [Melissa] I can't believe they're casting and shooting [Melissa] I can't believe they're casting and shooting
283 00:11:44,333 00:11:46,542 the next Krillhunter movie right here in Danville. the next Krillhunter movie right here in Danville.
284 00:11:46,625 00:11:48,625 I can't wait to see Tobias Trollhammer again. I can't wait to see Tobias Trollhammer again.
285 00:11:48,709 00:11:50,667 There he is. Tobias! There he is. Tobias!
286 00:11:52,542 00:11:54,875 Hi, Milo. Milo's friends. Hi, Milo. Milo's friends.
287 00:11:54,959 00:11:56,041 What's wrong? What's wrong?
288 00:11:56,125 00:11:59,250 Everything. They... They don't want me in the movie. Everything. They... They don't want me in the movie.
289 00:11:59,375 00:12:00,500 What? What?
290 00:12:00,583 00:12:02,750 This Krillhunter is all women. This Krillhunter is all women.
291 00:12:02,834 00:12:06,458 Like, they're taking the movie and remaking it with women! Like, they're taking the movie and remaking it with women!
292 00:12:06,542 00:12:10,166 Cool! I mean, not for you, I guess. Cool! I mean, not for you, I guess.
293 00:12:10,250 00:12:11,417 Wait, where's Milo? Wait, where's Milo?
294 00:12:12,208 00:12:13,166 Oh, he must have fainted. Oh, he must have fainted.
295 00:12:13,875 00:12:16,291 Oh, I had the most horrible dream. Oh, I had the most horrible dream.
296 00:12:16,375 00:12:19,208 They were making a Krillhunter movie without Tobias. They were making a Krillhunter movie without Tobias.
297 00:12:19,750 00:12:21,959 It sounds so silly now in the light of day, It sounds so silly now in the light of day,
298 00:12:22,041 00:12:23,625 but it seemed so real. but it seemed so real.
299 00:12:23,709 00:12:26,125 Milo, it is real. That's what he just said. Milo, it is real. That's what he just said.
300 00:12:26,917 00:12:28,083 [thuds] [thuds]
301 00:12:28,834 00:12:30,625 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
302 00:12:30,709 00:12:33,208 If the film is a hit, they'll never need me again. If the film is a hit, they'll never need me again.
303 00:12:33,291 00:12:36,250 But if it flops, it will destroy the franchise But if it flops, it will destroy the franchise
304 00:12:36,333 00:12:38,208 and they'll never need me again. and they'll never need me again.
305 00:12:38,291 00:12:40,625 I need these movies. I need these movies.
306 00:12:40,709 00:12:43,041 I can literally lose my house. I can literally lose my house.
307 00:12:43,125 00:12:45,709 I mean, I could sell it for a million dollars, I mean, I could sell it for a million dollars,
308 00:12:45,792 00:12:48,041 but I can't live in a million dollars. but I can't live in a million dollars.
309 00:12:48,125 00:12:49,792 I'm not a silverfish. I'm not a silverfish.
310 00:12:49,875 00:12:51,625 What about the money from all the other films you made? What about the money from all the other films you made?
311 00:12:51,709 00:12:55,291 I blew a lot of it on krill-themed art. I blew a lot of it on krill-themed art.
312 00:12:55,375 00:12:57,125 [classical music playing] [classical music playing]
313 00:12:57,208 00:12:59,041 Milo, you have to help me. Milo, you have to help me.
314 00:13:00,333 00:13:01,208 Why? Why?
315 00:13:01,291 00:13:03,667 They're making the next Krillhunter without Tobias. They're making the next Krillhunter without Tobias.
316 00:13:03,750 00:13:04,709 Oh, really? Oh, really?
317 00:13:05,792 00:13:09,041 -[thuds] -Don't you worry, Tobias. We got this. -[thuds] -Don't you worry, Tobias. We got this.
318 00:13:09,125 00:13:11,333 Thank you, Milo's friend girl. Thank you, Milo's friend girl.
319 00:13:11,417 00:13:14,041 Somehow, some way, I need to be in this film Somehow, some way, I need to be in this film
320 00:13:14,125 00:13:17,500 to show the world they can't make a Krillhunter movie to show the world they can't make a Krillhunter movie
321 00:13:17,583 00:13:18,875 without Tobias. without Tobias.
322 00:13:19,000 00:13:21,375 -Too bad you're not a woman. -I've got it! -Too bad you're not a woman. -I've got it!
323 00:13:22,750 00:13:24,792 I forgot to say, "Follow me!" I forgot to say, "Follow me!"
324 00:13:25,959 00:13:27,000 [bird screeching] [bird screeching]
325 00:13:27,250 00:13:30,250 Sir, I can't believe this is the best use of our talents. Sir, I can't believe this is the best use of our talents.
326 00:13:30,333 00:13:31,792 Picking up alien rubbish? Picking up alien rubbish?
327 00:13:31,875 00:13:33,917 You two are indispensable in this role. You two are indispensable in this role.
328 00:13:34,000 00:13:36,125 -But if our agency is covering up... -[sniffs] -But if our agency is covering up... -[sniffs]
329 00:13:36,208 00:13:37,709 ...the existence of alien life forms, ...the existence of alien life forms,
330 00:13:37,792 00:13:41,208 perhaps we could deal with the actual alien life forms. perhaps we could deal with the actual alien life forms.
331 00:13:41,291 00:13:42,959 [chuckles] Oh, heavens no. [chuckles] Oh, heavens no.
332 00:13:43,041 00:13:45,083 That's the boring, talky stuff. That's the boring, talky stuff.
333 00:13:45,166 00:13:46,500 You're doing the real work. You're doing the real work.
334 00:13:46,583 00:13:47,959 [snarling] [snarling]
335 00:13:48,041 00:13:49,375 And keep it up, fellows. And keep it up, fellows.
336 00:13:49,458 00:13:52,458 -Remember, alien trash need you. -[beeps] -Remember, alien trash need you. -[beeps]
337 00:13:53,709 00:13:55,667 -Ugh, alien trash! -[music playing over headphones] -Ugh, alien trash! -[music playing over headphones]
338 00:13:55,750 00:13:58,375 This is rubbish, which means trash. This is rubbish, which means trash.
339 00:13:58,417 00:13:59,583 Can't hear you. Can't hear you.
340 00:14:00,083 00:14:02,709 And I don't even think this is alien trash anymore. And I don't even think this is alien trash anymore.
341 00:14:02,792 00:14:04,667 It's just regular human trash. It's just regular human trash.
342 00:14:04,750 00:14:06,709 Eh, we are outdoors. It's a nice day. Eh, we are outdoors. It's a nice day.
343 00:14:06,792 00:14:08,166 I got my tunes. I got my tunes.
344 00:14:08,250 00:14:10,792 ♪ I'm Lindana And I wanna have fun ♪ ♪ I'm Lindana And I wanna have fun ♪
345 00:14:10,875 00:14:13,041 Well, at least it isn't the Lumberzacks. Well, at least it isn't the Lumberzacks.
346 00:14:13,125 00:14:14,542 [music continues over headphones] [music continues over headphones]
347 00:14:16,000 00:14:17,625 [squeals] [squeals]
348 00:14:23,417 00:14:25,208 You want something to project strength, You want something to project strength,
349 00:14:25,291 00:14:27,375 but also a certain vulnerability. but also a certain vulnerability.
350 00:14:28,458 00:14:29,709 I raided the bathroom for makeup, I raided the bathroom for makeup,
351 00:14:29,792 00:14:31,875 but I think your mom's more of an autumn but I think your mom's more of an autumn
352 00:14:31,959 00:14:33,625 and Tobias is clearly a winter. and Tobias is clearly a winter.
353 00:14:33,709 00:14:37,083 As my dad always says, "You can put lipstick on a pig." As my dad always says, "You can put lipstick on a pig."
354 00:14:38,875 00:14:40,000 What? You can. What? You can.
355 00:14:40,375 00:14:42,709 [upbeat music playing] [upbeat music playing]
356 00:14:46,208 00:14:49,291 [man] ♪ Tobina, you got it goin' ♪ [man] ♪ Tobina, you got it goin' ♪
357 00:14:49,375 00:14:52,542 ♪ Although it takes a makeup mirror ♪ ♪ Although it takes a makeup mirror ♪
358 00:14:52,625 00:14:55,750 ♪ To make you vaguely pretty ♪ ♪ To make you vaguely pretty ♪
359 00:14:55,834 00:14:58,375 ♪ Now's your chance to hit that city ♪ ♪ Now's your chance to hit that city ♪
360 00:14:58,458 00:15:03,500 ♪ Tobina, you got looks But also brawn ♪ ♪ Tobina, you got looks But also brawn ♪
361 00:15:04,792 00:15:06,834 ♪ You're pretty like some flour ♪ ♪ You're pretty like some flour ♪
362 00:15:06,917 00:15:08,000 ♪ A bag of flour ♪ ♪ A bag of flour ♪
363 00:15:08,083 00:15:11,125 ♪ And you might have To shave in an hour ♪ ♪ And you might have To shave in an hour ♪
364 00:15:11,208 00:15:13,792 ♪ We believe that you'll achieve ♪ ♪ We believe that you'll achieve ♪
365 00:15:13,875 00:15:16,125 ♪ Your every dream ♪ ♪ Your every dream ♪
366 00:15:17,125 00:15:19,291 ♪ I don't wanna be too graphic ♪ ♪ I don't wanna be too graphic ♪
367 00:15:19,375 00:15:20,208 ♪ Not too graphic ♪ ♪ Not too graphic ♪
368 00:15:20,291 00:15:23,542 ♪ But you've got a face That could stop traffic ♪ ♪ But you've got a face That could stop traffic ♪
369 00:15:23,625 00:15:25,000 ♪ For you're a star ♪ ♪ For you're a star ♪
370 00:15:25,083 00:15:29,458 ♪ We'll keep you far from the freeway ♪ ♪ We'll keep you far from the freeway ♪
371 00:15:29,750 00:15:31,333 ♪ Tobina ♪ ♪ Tobina ♪
372 00:15:31,417 00:15:33,000 ♪ She really smolders ♪ ♪ She really smolders ♪
373 00:15:33,083 00:15:34,583 ♪ Tobina ♪ ♪ Tobina ♪
374 00:15:34,667 00:15:35,750 ♪ With such big shoulders ♪ ♪ With such big shoulders ♪
375 00:15:35,834 00:15:37,834 ♪ Tobina ♪ ♪ Tobina ♪
376 00:15:38,834 00:15:40,625 ♪ Tobina ♪ ♪ Tobina ♪
377 00:15:43,500 00:15:45,333 [pop music playing over headphones] [pop music playing over headphones]
378 00:15:47,375 00:15:49,875 -Please stop moving the bag. -I did not move the bag. -Please stop moving the bag. -I did not move the bag.
379 00:15:49,959 00:15:51,750 Well, somebody moved the bag and it wasn't me. Well, somebody moved the bag and it wasn't me.
380 00:15:52,959 00:15:53,959 [yelps] [yelps]
381 00:15:54,083 00:15:56,208 So, still think it was me? So, still think it was me?
382 00:15:56,542 00:15:57,375 [director] Next. [director] Next.
383 00:15:58,250 00:16:00,417 Hi. My Aunt Tobina Hi. My Aunt Tobina
384 00:16:00,500 00:16:02,250 wants to audition for Lady Kriller. wants to audition for Lady Kriller.
385 00:16:02,333 00:16:04,208 Okay, let's see what you got, Auntie. Okay, let's see what you got, Auntie.
386 00:16:04,291 00:16:06,041 "Help! Help! Somebody help me." "Help! Help! Somebody help me."
387 00:16:06,667 00:16:09,750 [in falsetto] Stand back! I'm going in for the krill. [in falsetto] Stand back! I'm going in for the krill.
388 00:16:09,834 00:16:12,500 I'm a woman who's dressed to krill! I'm a woman who's dressed to krill!
389 00:16:12,583 00:16:14,291 [exclaiming] [exclaiming]
390 00:16:14,709 00:16:16,166 [grunting] [grunting]
391 00:16:18,959 00:16:19,834 Amazing. Amazing.
392 00:16:19,917 00:16:21,625 She's like a female Tobias Trollhammer. She's like a female Tobias Trollhammer.
393 00:16:21,709 00:16:23,333 Can she handle the physical demands of the role? Can she handle the physical demands of the role?
394 00:16:23,417 00:16:25,542 We'll find out. Prepare the gauntlet. We'll find out. Prepare the gauntlet.
395 00:16:29,583 00:16:31,375 Great gollywockers. Great gollywockers.
396 00:16:31,458 00:16:32,583 What do you think that is? What do you think that is?
397 00:16:32,667 00:16:35,125 I don't know. Maybe we picked up something alien after all. I don't know. Maybe we picked up something alien after all.
398 00:16:35,208 00:16:37,041 Yes! This could be our chance Yes! This could be our chance
399 00:16:37,125 00:16:39,583 to prove that we can handle more than trash. to prove that we can handle more than trash.
400 00:16:39,834 00:16:41,542 We've captured an alien! We've captured an alien!
401 00:16:41,625 00:16:42,917 [Cavendish] Wait! Who moved the bag? [Cavendish] Wait! Who moved the bag?
402 00:16:43,000 00:16:45,291 -It was not me. -[both scream] -It was not me. -[both scream]
403 00:16:46,583 00:16:48,375 After that renegade rubbish! After that renegade rubbish!
404 00:16:48,458 00:16:50,625 I don't know if I can do this. I don't know if I can do this.
405 00:16:50,709 00:16:52,208 I believe in you, Tobias. I believe in you, Tobias.
406 00:16:52,291 00:16:53,500 Tobina, you're up. Tobina, you're up.
407 00:16:54,417 00:16:55,792 [man] ♪ She's a big, bold bombshell ♪ [man] ♪ She's a big, bold bombshell ♪
408 00:16:55,875 00:16:58,583 ♪ And she's just got back And oozes of patience ♪ ♪ And she's just got back And oozes of patience ♪
409 00:17:00,166 00:17:05,083 ♪ She's a fierce, fine feminine force Fighting tiny crustaceans ♪ ♪ She's a fierce, fine feminine force Fighting tiny crustaceans ♪
410 00:17:07,166 00:17:10,375 ♪ Oh, Lady Kriller ♪ ♪ Oh, Lady Kriller ♪
411 00:17:10,500 00:17:13,166 ♪ Lady Kriller, She's a Lady Kriller ♪ ♪ Lady Kriller, She's a Lady Kriller ♪
412 00:17:13,250 00:17:16,417 -♪ Oh, she's a Lady Kriller ♪ -[yelling] -♪ Oh, she's a Lady Kriller ♪ -[yelling]
413 00:17:16,500 00:17:19,625 ♪ Lady Kriller, She's a Lady Kriller ♪ ♪ Lady Kriller, She's a Lady Kriller ♪
414 00:17:19,792 00:17:21,417 Get it before it gets away again! Get it before it gets away again!
415 00:17:21,500 00:17:23,125 I'm trying but I've only had one lesson. I'm trying but I've only had one lesson.
416 00:17:23,208 00:17:24,125 Oops! Oops!
417 00:17:24,583 00:17:25,750 [bellowing] [bellowing]
418 00:17:27,041 00:17:28,959 [comical music playing] [comical music playing]
419 00:17:37,208 00:17:38,542 [bellowing] [bellowing]
420 00:17:44,208 00:17:45,250 [bellowing] [bellowing]
421 00:17:50,917 00:17:52,083 It's working. It's working.
422 00:17:54,083 00:17:56,000 -Got it! -Good show. -Got it! -Good show.
423 00:17:56,083 00:17:57,250 I daresay, it was... I daresay, it was...
424 00:17:57,667 00:17:59,083 [both screaming] [both screaming]
425 00:18:07,333 00:18:08,583 [Cavendish] Dakota! [Cavendish] Dakota!
426 00:18:08,667 00:18:10,125 [Dakota] I'm not moving it! [Dakota] I'm not moving it!
427 00:18:10,667 00:18:12,208 The final part of your audition. The final part of your audition.
428 00:18:12,291 00:18:14,709 Crawling through the mud while singing acapella. Crawling through the mud while singing acapella.
429 00:18:14,792 00:18:16,417 -How does this... -And go. -How does this... -And go.
430 00:18:16,500 00:18:17,542 [grunts] [grunts]
431 00:18:17,625 00:18:20,583 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
432 00:18:20,667 00:18:22,417 ♪ Happy birthday... ♪ ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
433 00:18:22,500 00:18:24,000 You can do it, Auntie Tobina. You can do it, Auntie Tobina.
434 00:18:24,083 00:18:25,333 [Cavendish and Dakota screaming and groaning] [Cavendish and Dakota screaming and groaning]
435 00:18:27,417 00:18:30,333 [opera music playing] [opera music playing]
436 00:18:36,250 00:18:37,083 [all gasp] [all gasp]
437 00:18:37,166 00:18:39,583 -Huh? -[gasps] Oh, no! -Huh? -[gasps] Oh, no!
438 00:18:39,667 00:18:41,291 Tobias Trollhammer? Tobias Trollhammer?
439 00:18:41,375 00:18:42,917 You were playing us for fools. You were playing us for fools.
440 00:18:43,000 00:18:45,667 We'd look like idiots if we cast a man to play a woman. We'd look like idiots if we cast a man to play a woman.
441 00:18:45,750 00:18:47,166 What is this, Shakespeare? What is this, Shakespeare?
442 00:18:47,250 00:18:48,542 This is not Shakespeare. This is not Shakespeare.
443 00:18:48,625 00:18:50,458 You're out, Trollhammer. Out, out, out! You're out, Trollhammer. Out, out, out!
444 00:18:50,542 00:18:53,500 No! I am Krillhunter. No! I am Krillhunter.
445 00:18:53,583 00:18:55,583 I will always be Krillhunter. I will always be Krillhunter.
446 00:18:55,667 00:18:57,709 It is not because I'm a man It is not because I'm a man
447 00:18:57,792 00:18:59,583 or because I'm wearing a dress. or because I'm wearing a dress.
448 00:18:59,667 00:19:03,458 It is because I am a man wearing a dress. It is because I am a man wearing a dress.
449 00:19:03,625 00:19:05,875 I may have lost my train of thought, I may have lost my train of thought,
450 00:19:05,959 00:19:09,166 but the point is, I am Krillhunter! but the point is, I am Krillhunter!
451 00:19:09,250 00:19:12,875 And no one can take that away from me. And no one can take that away from me.
452 00:19:12,959 00:19:14,500 That was amazing. That was amazing.
453 00:19:14,667 00:19:16,500 Who knew you had such range? Who knew you had such range?
454 00:19:16,583 00:19:19,750 You'd be perfect for the movie as the villain. You'd be perfect for the movie as the villain.
455 00:19:19,834 00:19:21,250 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
456 00:19:21,333 00:19:22,208 [dog barking] [dog barking]
457 00:19:24,542 00:19:26,375 [alien grunting] [alien grunting]
458 00:19:29,208 00:19:31,375 Huzzah! We did it! Huzzah! We did it!
459 00:19:31,458 00:19:34,417 Yes. No one can ever say that we are worse than trash Yes. No one can ever say that we are worse than trash
460 00:19:34,500 00:19:37,542 -ever again. -We have succeeded in our mission and... -ever again. -We have succeeded in our mission and...
461 00:19:37,625 00:19:38,875 Wait, do people say that? Wait, do people say that?
462 00:19:38,959 00:19:40,625 -Eh... -Well, no matter. -Eh... -Well, no matter.
463 00:19:40,709 00:19:44,583 We will be heartily praised when we show whatever this thing is We will be heartily praised when we show whatever this thing is
464 00:19:44,667 00:19:46,709 -to Mr. Block. -[Dakota] Uh-oh. -to Mr. Block. -[Dakota] Uh-oh.
465 00:19:47,834 00:19:48,792 [Cavendish grunts] No you don't! [Cavendish grunts] No you don't!
466 00:19:49,458 00:19:52,500 -Do you levitate your mother like this? -I don't think so. -Do you levitate your mother like this? -I don't think so.
467 00:19:52,583 00:19:54,166 [both screaming] [both screaming]
468 00:19:55,375 00:19:58,208 [sighs] We failed yet again. [sighs] We failed yet again.
469 00:19:58,291 00:20:00,959 Well, at least it can't get any worse than this, I guess. Well, at least it can't get any worse than this, I guess.
470 00:20:05,417 00:20:06,500 [groans] [groans]
471 00:20:06,583 00:20:08,875 Now it can't get any worse. Now it can't get any worse.
472 00:20:08,959 00:20:10,083 -Bison. -What? -Bison. -What?
473 00:20:14,166 00:20:15,709 My house is safe My house is safe
474 00:20:15,792 00:20:17,709 and none of this would have happened and none of this would have happened
475 00:20:17,792 00:20:19,875 without you, Milo, and Milo's friends. without you, Milo, and Milo's friends.
476 00:20:19,959 00:20:21,917 I knew you could do it, Tobias. I knew you could do it, Tobias.
477 00:20:22,000 00:20:23,792 Uh, wait, Mr. Director? Uh, wait, Mr. Director?
478 00:20:23,875 00:20:26,083 Won't making Tobias the villain Won't making Tobias the villain
479 00:20:26,166 00:20:27,709 cause some continuity problems cause some continuity problems
480 00:20:27,792 00:20:31,166 since Tobias was the hero of the franchise for all those years? since Tobias was the hero of the franchise for all those years?
481 00:20:31,250 00:20:33,041 Can you really just wedge him in Can you really just wedge him in
482 00:20:33,125 00:20:35,500 without some really substantial changes without some really substantial changes
483 00:20:35,583 00:20:37,083 to the canon and the new script? to the canon and the new script?
484 00:20:37,166 00:20:38,458 Who cares about the script? Who cares about the script?
485 00:20:38,542 00:20:40,250 We don't even read those anymore. We don't even read those anymore.
486 00:20:40,333 00:20:42,041 We do what we want with no regard We do what we want with no regard
487 00:20:42,125 00:20:43,625 to plot or character or making sense to plot or character or making sense
488 00:20:43,709 00:20:47,083 to the people watching it. Confusing stuff, cabbage tree, vacuum cleaner. to the people watching it. Confusing stuff, cabbage tree, vacuum cleaner.
489 00:20:50,125 00:20:53,166 I've learned my lesson. I have no idea what it is. I've learned my lesson. I have no idea what it is.
490 00:20:53,250 00:20:54,542 -Bison. -[Tobias grunts] -Bison. -[Tobias grunts]
491 00:20:54,792 00:20:56,000 [bellowing] [bellowing]
492 00:20:56,083 00:20:58,500 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
493 00:20:58,625 00:21:02,083 Hi, I just want to take a quick moment to talk about today's episode. Hi, I just want to take a quick moment to talk about today's episode.
494 00:21:02,166 00:21:04,083 You may or may not have noticed me in the background You may or may not have noticed me in the background
495 00:21:04,166 00:21:06,166 for several scenes involving bison. for several scenes involving bison.
496 00:21:06,250 00:21:09,041 Did you see? Like there and there. Did you see? Like there and there.
497 00:21:09,750 00:21:12,166 Uh, my name is Billy Bison. Uh, my name is Billy Bison.
498 00:21:12,250 00:21:14,667 I'm the great, great, great-grandson of Frederick Bison, I'm the great, great, great-grandson of Frederick Bison,
499 00:21:14,750 00:21:16,834 the originator of Bison's Law, the originator of Bison's Law,
500 00:21:16,917 00:21:20,125 which states, "Whatever can go bison will go bison." which states, "Whatever can go bison will go bison."
501 00:21:20,208 00:21:22,250 I'm really sorry about tonight's episode. I'm really sorry about tonight's episode.
502 00:21:22,333 00:21:24,166 -I feel like I kinda hijacked it a little. -[stampede] -I feel like I kinda hijacked it a little. -[stampede]
503 00:21:24,250 00:21:26,000 Okay. Oh, I better speed this up. Okay. Oh, I better speed this up.
504 00:21:26,083 00:21:28,000 Okay, once again, I just wanna say I'm sorry Okay, once again, I just wanna say I'm sorry
505 00:21:28,083 00:21:29,583 and I better just jump right to the end! and I better just jump right to the end!
506 00:21:29,667 00:21:31,166 It's my world and there's all bisons in it. [groans] It's my world and there's all bisons in it. [groans]
507 00:21:32,750 00:21:35,083 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
508 00:21:35,166 00:21:37,542 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
509 00:21:37,625 00:21:40,041 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
510 00:21:42,667 00:21:44,375 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
511 00:21:44,458 00:21:45,542 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
512 00:21:45,625 00:21:48,583 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
513 00:21:48,667 00:21:50,208 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
514 00:21:50,291 00:21:52,375 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
515 00:21:52,458 00:21:55,083 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪