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1 00:00:08,083 00:00:10,583 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:10,667 00:00:13,000 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:13,083 00:00:15,625 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:15,709 00:00:18,375 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:18,458 00:00:20,959 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
6 00:00:21,041 00:00:23,375 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:23,458 00:00:25,625 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:25,709 00:00:28,291 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:28,375 00:00:31,709 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:33,709 00:00:35,542 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:35,625 00:00:37,959 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:46,500 00:00:47,333 [brakes squeal] [brakes squeal]
13 00:00:48,000 00:00:48,834 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
14 00:00:49,917 00:00:51,583 Okay children, watch your step. Okay children, watch your step.
15 00:00:51,667 00:00:54,709 Everybody go down there and line up at the end of the dock. Everybody go down there and line up at the end of the dock.
16 00:00:54,792 00:00:56,125 -Joni, watch out for the... -[Joni exclaims] -Joni, watch out for the... -[Joni exclaims]
17 00:00:56,208 00:00:57,959 -[splashing] -Okay, never mind. -[splashing] -Okay, never mind.
18 00:00:58,041 00:00:59,041 [Joni] I'm okay. [Joni] I'm okay.
19 00:00:59,125 00:01:01,667 This is going to be the best field trip ever! This is going to be the best field trip ever!
20 00:01:01,750 00:01:03,458 There better not be any flying fish. There better not be any flying fish.
21 00:01:03,542 00:01:04,792 I just hope it doesn't end up like I just hope it doesn't end up like
22 00:01:04,875 00:01:06,458 the teacher's convention last year in Seattle. the teacher's convention last year in Seattle.
23 00:01:06,542 00:01:07,417 Right? Right?
24 00:01:07,500 00:01:09,792 You know, us Murphys love the sea. You know, us Murphys love the sea.
25 00:01:09,875 00:01:10,709 My great-great-grandfather My great-great-grandfather
26 00:01:10,792 00:01:12,959 was the captain of the S.S. Murphy. was the captain of the S.S. Murphy.
27 00:01:13,041 00:01:14,959 -But it was lost. -You mean it sank? -But it was lost. -You mean it sank?
28 00:01:15,041 00:01:18,166 No, just lost. He came down to the dock one day and it was gone. No, just lost. He came down to the dock one day and it was gone.
29 00:01:18,250 00:01:19,625 We think he left the keys in it. We think he left the keys in it.
30 00:01:19,709 00:01:20,875 Okay, kids, this is it. Okay, kids, this is it.
31 00:01:20,959 00:01:23,208 The reason there's no school lunch program The reason there's no school lunch program
32 00:01:23,291 00:01:26,375 and the reason you have to bring your own toilet paper to school. and the reason you have to bring your own toilet paper to school.
33 00:01:26,458 00:01:28,959 I give you the school board's very own yacht, I give you the school board's very own yacht,
34 00:01:29,041 00:01:30,458 the Indulgence. the Indulgence.
35 00:01:30,542 00:01:31,375 [all gasp] [all gasp]
36 00:01:31,959 00:01:33,709 -[cameras clicking] -[keypads tapping] -[cameras clicking] -[keypads tapping]
37 00:01:35,291 00:01:36,291 -[cell phones chiming] -[all] Hmm. -[cell phones chiming] -[all] Hmm.
38 00:01:37,250 00:01:39,000 The school board thinks we can justify The school board thinks we can justify
39 00:01:39,083 00:01:41,834 the expense if we use it as a "teaching aide." the expense if we use it as a "teaching aide."
40 00:01:41,917 00:01:43,917 [indistinct shouting] [indistinct shouting]
41 00:01:44,000 00:01:46,834 I just want to go on record that Milo plus boat... I just want to go on record that Milo plus boat...
42 00:01:46,917 00:01:49,500 I've never been on a boat that wasn't sinking before! I've never been on a boat that wasn't sinking before!
43 00:01:49,583 00:01:50,625 [laughs] Whoo! [laughs] Whoo!
44 00:01:50,917 00:01:52,375 Equals bad idea. Equals bad idea.
45 00:01:52,458 00:01:53,291 [nervously] Uh... [nervously] Uh...
46 00:01:54,291 00:01:55,834 [Murawski] Oh, children, gather around. [Murawski] Oh, children, gather around.
47 00:01:55,917 00:01:58,917 We're about to bring in our first sample of marine life. We're about to bring in our first sample of marine life.
48 00:01:59,000 00:02:01,000 Oh, isn't he cu... Oh, isn't he cu...
49 00:02:01,792 00:02:03,583 Can anyone identify this? Can anyone identify this?
50 00:02:04,917 00:02:07,417 Seriously, what is this? Because I cannot see a thing. Seriously, what is this? Because I cannot see a thing.
51 00:02:07,500 00:02:09,500 I think that's a squid. I think that's a squid.
52 00:02:09,583 00:02:11,542 Oh, how nice. Oh, how nice.
53 00:02:11,625 00:02:13,834 So can anyone tell me what this is? So can anyone tell me what this is?
54 00:02:13,917 00:02:14,750 [slurps] [slurps]
55 00:02:15,583 00:02:17,917 [Milo] I'm telling you, if it's a yacht it has a galley full of food. [Milo] I'm telling you, if it's a yacht it has a galley full of food.
56 00:02:18,000 00:02:19,208 It's probably right down... It's probably right down...
57 00:02:19,291 00:02:20,125 -[all gasp] -Wow! -[all gasp] -Wow!
58 00:02:20,959 00:02:22,750 [all] Whoa! [all] Whoa!
59 00:02:22,834 00:02:25,083 Have you ever seen a spread like this? Have you ever seen a spread like this?
60 00:02:25,166 00:02:26,750 I don't know where to begin. I don't know where to begin.
61 00:02:26,834 00:02:28,792 I do. Alphabetically. I do. Alphabetically.
62 00:02:28,875 00:02:31,375 Milo? What are you doing down here in the... Milo? What are you doing down here in the...
63 00:02:31,458 00:02:33,208 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
64 00:02:33,291 00:02:34,875 [sensual music playing] [sensual music playing]
65 00:02:36,333 00:02:37,625 Oh! Oh!
66 00:02:40,875 00:02:43,542 Hello, beautiful. I'm Bradley. Hello, beautiful. I'm Bradley.
67 00:02:43,625 00:02:45,792 What's your name? No, no, let me guess. What's your name? No, no, let me guess.
68 00:02:45,875 00:02:48,875 It's... Carla, isn't it? It's... Carla, isn't it?
69 00:02:48,959 00:02:51,625 Yes, I'm gonna call you Carla. Yes, I'm gonna call you Carla.
70 00:02:53,083 00:02:55,625 [Coach Mitchell laughs] Look at me now! [Coach Mitchell laughs] Look at me now!
71 00:02:55,709 00:02:57,458 You can take away my driver's license, You can take away my driver's license,
72 00:02:57,542 00:02:59,458 but you can't stop me from steering a boat! but you can't stop me from steering a boat!
73 00:02:59,542 00:03:00,917 Hey, Coach, you want one? Hey, Coach, you want one?
74 00:03:01,000 00:03:02,875 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Be careful with that. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Be careful with that.
75 00:03:02,959 00:03:04,417 These controls are very sensitive. These controls are very sensitive.
76 00:03:04,500 00:03:06,000 I mean, look at this red button. I mean, look at this red button.
77 00:03:06,083 00:03:08,041 It's been blinking since we got on board. It's been blinking since we got on board.
78 00:03:08,125 00:03:09,583 Look at that baby go! [Laughs] Blink, blink... Look at that baby go! [Laughs] Blink, blink...
79 00:03:10,458 00:03:12,834 Did you guys see the omelet station? Did you guys see the omelet station?
80 00:03:12,917 00:03:14,250 [Milo in slow-mo] Ahhh! [Milo in slow-mo] Ahhh!
81 00:03:18,166 00:03:20,333 [in slow-mo] No! [in slow-mo] No!
82 00:03:23,500 00:03:24,458 [chuckles] That's not so bad. [chuckles] That's not so bad.
83 00:03:24,917 00:03:26,000 That could've been a whole... [grunts] That could've been a whole... [grunts]
84 00:03:27,750 00:03:29,000 -[screams] -[squawking] -[screams] -[squawking]
85 00:03:29,583 00:03:30,667 Help me! Help me!
86 00:03:31,083 00:03:31,917 [whimpers] [whimpers]
87 00:03:32,250 00:03:33,250 [crashing] [crashing]
88 00:03:34,959 00:03:36,041 -[snaps] -[Coach Mitchell screams] -[snaps] -[Coach Mitchell screams]
89 00:03:36,750 00:03:38,166 Get it off me! Get it off me!
90 00:03:38,250 00:03:39,083 [continues screaming] [continues screaming]
91 00:03:39,500 00:03:41,250 Hey, where'd you guys get those? Hey, where'd you guys get those?
92 00:03:41,333 00:03:45,417 Down in the galley. They got root beer, and ice cream... Down in the galley. They got root beer, and ice cream...
93 00:03:45,500 00:03:48,041 Yeah, the ice cream machine may be in use. Yeah, the ice cream machine may be in use.
94 00:03:48,125 00:03:49,709 -[squawking] -[buttons beeping] -[squawking] -[buttons beeping]
95 00:03:56,125 00:03:56,959 [screeching] [screeching]
96 00:03:57,291 00:03:58,291 [squawking] [squawking]
97 00:04:00,500 00:04:01,500 [all grunting] [all grunting]
98 00:04:02,709 00:04:03,542 [screaming] [screaming]
99 00:04:04,166 00:04:05,709 ♪ You get the breeze In your hair ♪ ♪ You get the breeze In your hair ♪
100 00:04:05,792 00:04:07,041 ♪ And the sweet salt air ♪ ♪ And the sweet salt air ♪
101 00:04:07,125 00:04:09,583 ♪ When you're out On the open sea ♪ ♪ When you're out On the open sea ♪
102 00:04:09,667 00:04:12,709 ♪ You can be my first mate 'Cause my ship is in shape ♪ ♪ You can be my first mate 'Cause my ship is in shape ♪
103 00:04:12,792 00:04:14,041 ♪ Won't you come take a trip with me ♪ ♪ Won't you come take a trip with me ♪
104 00:04:14,125 00:04:14,959 [screams] [screams]
105 00:04:15,667 00:04:18,291 ♪ We've got nothing to lose Let's just go for a cruise ♪ ♪ We've got nothing to lose Let's just go for a cruise ♪
106 00:04:18,375 00:04:19,917 ♪ I can teach you ichthyology ♪ ♪ I can teach you ichthyology ♪
107 00:04:20,000 00:04:21,250 Huh? Huh?
108 00:04:21,333 00:04:25,166 ♪ Just sailing along with me on the open sea ♪ ♪ Just sailing along with me on the open sea ♪
109 00:04:26,667 00:04:29,333 ♪ Just sailing along with me on the open... ♪ ♪ Just sailing along with me on the open... ♪
110 00:04:29,417 00:04:30,500 [crashing] [crashing]
111 00:04:32,542 00:04:33,375 [groans, thuds] [groans, thuds]
112 00:04:35,208 00:04:36,625 What did we run into? What did we run into?
113 00:04:36,709 00:04:39,083 Hey, it's the S.S. Murphy! We found it! Hey, it's the S.S. Murphy! We found it!
114 00:04:39,166 00:04:40,875 Grandpa will be so happy. Grandpa will be so happy.
115 00:04:42,500 00:04:44,083 -Are you children okay? -[Melissa] Uh-huh. -Are you children okay? -[Melissa] Uh-huh.
116 00:04:44,166 00:04:45,333 -Fine and dandy! -Yeah! -Fine and dandy! -Yeah!
117 00:04:45,417 00:04:47,625 That's more than I can say for the Indulgence. That's more than I can say for the Indulgence.
118 00:04:47,709 00:04:50,166 Her navigation system and radio are shot. Her navigation system and radio are shot.
119 00:04:50,250 00:04:51,166 We're stranded? We're stranded?
120 00:04:51,250 00:04:52,333 We'll starve! We'll starve!
121 00:04:52,417 00:04:54,000 We're gonna have to sleep outside! We're gonna have to sleep outside!
122 00:04:54,083 00:04:55,500 There's no cell service! There's no cell service!
123 00:04:56,667 00:04:58,083 Actually, I'm okay with it. Actually, I'm okay with it.
124 00:04:58,166 00:04:59,959 So, we're lost and no one knows where we are? So, we're lost and no one knows where we are?
125 00:05:00,041 00:05:02,500 That's my worst nightmare! What about flying fish? That's my worst nightmare! What about flying fish?
126 00:05:02,583 00:05:04,750 Okay, it's my second worst nightmare! Okay, it's my second worst nightmare!
127 00:05:04,875 00:05:06,333 Okay, I know things look bad, Okay, I know things look bad,
128 00:05:06,417 00:05:09,667 especially since we have the walking disaster magnet on board. especially since we have the walking disaster magnet on board.
129 00:05:09,750 00:05:10,959 She's talking about me! She's talking about me!
130 00:05:11,041 00:05:13,333 But if we all just stay calm and keep together, But if we all just stay calm and keep together,
131 00:05:13,417 00:05:15,041 everything will be okay. everything will be okay.
132 00:05:15,125 00:05:16,542 I'm going native. Who's with me? I'm going native. Who's with me?
133 00:05:16,625 00:05:17,875 [mimics animal noises] [mimics animal noises]
134 00:05:21,125 00:05:22,458 Okay, children. Okay, children.
135 00:05:22,542 00:05:25,125 I appear to be having a small problem with the faculty. I appear to be having a small problem with the faculty.
136 00:05:25,208 00:05:26,375 I'll be back... I'll be back...
137 00:05:26,458 00:05:27,792 Uh, so... Uh, so...
138 00:05:28,208 00:05:29,875 Free period! Free period!
139 00:05:29,959 00:05:31,959 Try not to eat each other! Try not to eat each other!
140 00:05:32,041 00:05:34,667 Okay, then. Now, everybody just stay calm. Okay, then. Now, everybody just stay calm.
141 00:05:34,750 00:05:37,375 The last thing we want to do right now is freak out. The last thing we want to do right now is freak out.
142 00:05:37,458 00:05:38,291 [screams] [screams]
143 00:05:39,291 00:05:42,625 What's going on? I was just taking a little nap to get out of the noonday sun. What's going on? I was just taking a little nap to get out of the noonday sun.
144 00:05:42,709 00:05:44,458 Mr. Drako, the ship ran aground, Mr. Drako, the ship ran aground,
145 00:05:44,542 00:05:47,583 the radio's broken and the rest of the teachers ran off into the jungle. the radio's broken and the rest of the teachers ran off into the jungle.
146 00:05:47,667 00:05:49,792 Sounds like our teacher convention last year in Seattle. [laughs] Sounds like our teacher convention last year in Seattle. [laughs]
147 00:05:51,583 00:05:53,834 No, seriously, it was just like that. No, seriously, it was just like that.
148 00:05:53,917 00:05:56,000 But don't panic. We will just set off a signal flare But don't panic. We will just set off a signal flare
149 00:05:56,083 00:05:57,500 and see if anyone notices. and see if anyone notices.
150 00:06:00,166 00:06:01,208 Hmm. Hmm.
151 00:06:01,291 00:06:03,166 Okay, kids. Now is the time to panic! Okay, kids. Now is the time to panic!
152 00:06:03,250 00:06:04,083 [students screaming] [students screaming]
153 00:06:06,583 00:06:08,417 Okay. Nobody tell Grandpa about this. Okay. Nobody tell Grandpa about this.
154 00:06:08,500 00:06:11,500 Now, children, don't worry your pretty little necks. Now, children, don't worry your pretty little necks.
155 00:06:11,583 00:06:13,041 -Heads. -Heads. -Heads. -Heads.
156 00:06:13,125 00:06:15,792 I'm sure that Principal Milder has everything under control. I'm sure that Principal Milder has everything under control.
157 00:06:17,500 00:06:20,417 The time has come for you to present your tribute. The time has come for you to present your tribute.
158 00:06:20,500 00:06:24,625 Oh, Great Milwa, I bring you tribute. Oh, Great Milwa, I bring you tribute.
159 00:06:27,083 00:06:29,208 Your tribute pleases me not. Your tribute pleases me not.
160 00:06:29,291 00:06:31,291 The rest will bring tribute. The rest will bring tribute.
161 00:06:31,375 00:06:33,208 [Coach Mitchell] No! [Coach Mitchell] No!
162 00:06:33,291 00:06:36,250 I invoke the right of Krum-Hai! I invoke the right of Krum-Hai!
163 00:06:36,333 00:06:38,041 [all] Ooh. [all] Ooh.
164 00:06:38,125 00:06:40,291 You challenge me? You challenge me?
165 00:06:40,375 00:06:42,375 Bring it on, Mitchell. Bring it on, Mitchell.
166 00:06:42,458 00:06:44,041 Don't remember those in Seattle. Don't remember those in Seattle.
167 00:06:44,125 00:06:44,959 [ululating] [ululating]
168 00:06:45,208 00:06:46,792 [all chanting] Krum-Hai! Krum-Hai! [all chanting] Krum-Hai! Krum-Hai!
169 00:06:49,667 00:06:52,750 Sometimes I wonder what became of the young ones. Sometimes I wonder what became of the young ones.
170 00:06:52,834 00:06:54,291 [Coach Mitchell grunting] [Coach Mitchell grunting]
171 00:06:55,208 00:06:56,041 [continue chanting] [continue chanting]
172 00:06:56,625 00:06:58,375 [Milo] Okay, Melissa. What have you got to report? [Milo] Okay, Melissa. What have you got to report?
173 00:06:58,458 00:07:01,041 Our scouting party found a fresh water spring Our scouting party found a fresh water spring
174 00:07:01,125 00:07:02,542 three clicks past Dead Man's Bluff. three clicks past Dead Man's Bluff.
175 00:07:02,625 00:07:05,291 Excellent. I have no idea what a click is. Excellent. I have no idea what a click is.
176 00:07:05,375 00:07:07,625 But there's a bamboo outcropping on the North Ridge. But there's a bamboo outcropping on the North Ridge.
177 00:07:07,709 00:07:09,959 You can use that to build pipes for an aqueduct. You can use that to build pipes for an aqueduct.
178 00:07:10,041 00:07:12,083 Zack, how's it going sealing up the hole? Zack, how's it going sealing up the hole?
179 00:07:12,166 00:07:14,834 The mixture of flour, milk, sugar, butter and ice cream The mixture of flour, milk, sugar, butter and ice cream
180 00:07:14,917 00:07:17,125 turned out to be a highly effective sealant. turned out to be a highly effective sealant.
181 00:07:17,208 00:07:19,625 Oh, so the mess in the Mess Hall proved useful after all! Oh, so the mess in the Mess Hall proved useful after all!
182 00:07:19,709 00:07:22,417 Yup, but we are still washing the Carla off of Bradley. Yup, but we are still washing the Carla off of Bradley.
183 00:07:22,500 00:07:23,333 [sobbing] Carla! [sobbing] Carla!
184 00:07:25,250 00:07:26,417 Now, we just have to figure out Now, we just have to figure out
185 00:07:26,500 00:07:28,250 a way to get the yacht back into the water. a way to get the yacht back into the water.
186 00:07:28,333 00:07:29,166 -[Diogee barks] -Diogee? -[Diogee barks] -Diogee?
187 00:07:29,875 00:07:31,250 Diogee! Diogee!
188 00:07:31,333 00:07:32,667 How'd you get here? How'd you get here?
189 00:07:32,750 00:07:34,250 [woman] Hey, look at this. [woman] Hey, look at this.
190 00:07:34,333 00:07:37,000 My almanac says there's going to be a freakish high tide today. My almanac says there's going to be a freakish high tide today.
191 00:07:37,083 00:07:39,125 Glad I'm not stranded on an island somewhere. Glad I'm not stranded on an island somewhere.
192 00:07:39,208 00:07:41,250 ♪ I'll get from here to there ♪ ♪ I'll get from here to there ♪
193 00:07:43,333 00:07:45,667 ♪ You can count on me ♪ ♪ You can count on me ♪
194 00:07:47,542 00:07:50,208 ♪ It's just a matter of time ♪ ♪ It's just a matter of time ♪
195 00:07:51,667 00:07:54,208 ♪ I'll get from here to there ♪ ♪ I'll get from here to there ♪
196 00:07:54,291 00:07:56,375 ♪ Don't worry, baby ♪ ♪ Don't worry, baby ♪
197 00:07:56,458 00:07:58,333 ♪ You know I'm on my way ♪ ♪ You know I'm on my way ♪
198 00:07:58,417 00:08:02,166 ♪ Don't worry, baby Don't worry, baby ♪ ♪ Don't worry, baby Don't worry, baby ♪
199 00:08:02,250 00:08:05,125 ♪ Don't you make yourself crazy ♪ ♪ Don't you make yourself crazy ♪
200 00:08:05,208 00:08:07,792 ♪ I'll be there any day ♪ ♪ I'll be there any day ♪
201 00:08:07,875 00:08:09,291 [Zack] Now we just have to figure out a way [Zack] Now we just have to figure out a way
202 00:08:09,375 00:08:11,166 to get the yacht back into the water. to get the yacht back into the water.
203 00:08:11,250 00:08:12,083 -[barks] -Diogee? -[barks] -Diogee?
204 00:08:12,792 00:08:14,750 Diogee! How'd you get here? Diogee! How'd you get here?
205 00:08:16,417 00:08:17,625 What's he doing? What's he doing?
206 00:08:17,709 00:08:19,375 I think he's having a flashback. I think he's having a flashback.
207 00:08:19,458 00:08:20,291 [Barks] [Barks]
208 00:08:20,375 00:08:22,458 What is it, boy? What is it, boy?
209 00:08:22,542 00:08:24,125 [Milo] My old weather almanac. [Milo] My old weather almanac.
210 00:08:24,208 00:08:26,375 According to this, today there'll be a super, According to this, today there'll be a super,
211 00:08:26,458 00:08:30,458 mega high tide which only happens once every 50 years. mega high tide which only happens once every 50 years.
212 00:08:30,542 00:08:32,166 [Zack] Yeah, uh, what does that mean? [Zack] Yeah, uh, what does that mean?
213 00:08:32,250 00:08:36,166 It means it happens and then it happens again in 50 years. It means it happens and then it happens again in 50 years.
214 00:08:36,250 00:08:37,417 -Dude, really? -Oh, um, it... -Dude, really? -Oh, um, it...
215 00:08:37,500 00:08:40,083 It means we're about to be underwater in about... It means we're about to be underwater in about...
216 00:08:40,583 00:08:41,750 Ten minutes. Ten minutes.
217 00:08:41,834 00:08:44,375 That's horrible! Not if we're in the boat. That's horrible! Not if we're in the boat.
218 00:08:44,458 00:08:47,250 The high tide will lift the yacht right off this island. The high tide will lift the yacht right off this island.
219 00:08:47,333 00:08:48,583 [Melissa] What about the teachers? [Melissa] What about the teachers?
220 00:08:48,667 00:08:49,834 Now, that's horrible! Now, that's horrible!
221 00:08:49,917 00:08:51,375 Uh, everyone, Uh, everyone,
222 00:08:51,458 00:08:54,083 we've got to find the teachers and get them back on this boat! we've got to find the teachers and get them back on this boat!
223 00:08:54,166 00:08:55,000 And we've got... [slurps] And we've got... [slurps]
224 00:08:55,917 00:08:58,375 Nine minutes and 39 seconds. Nine minutes and 39 seconds.
225 00:08:58,458 00:09:00,417 Why can't I knock you over? Why can't I knock you over?
226 00:09:00,500 00:09:03,166 You've got, like, twice your body weight! You've got, like, twice your body weight!
227 00:09:03,250 00:09:04,875 I'm a middle school principal! I'm a middle school principal!
228 00:09:04,959 00:09:06,083 [rustling] [rustling]
229 00:09:11,417 00:09:12,250 [camera clicks] [camera clicks]
230 00:09:12,417 00:09:14,166 This one's going in the yearbook. This one's going in the yearbook.
231 00:09:14,250 00:09:16,875 Um, while I admire the rich culture Um, while I admire the rich culture
232 00:09:16,959 00:09:18,083 that you've created in... [slurps] that you've created in... [slurps]
233 00:09:19,291 00:09:20,250 Forty-five minutes, Forty-five minutes,
234 00:09:20,333 00:09:22,458 we've got to get you back to the boat! we've got to get you back to the boat!
235 00:09:22,542 00:09:23,458 [grunts] Do not give orders. [grunts] Do not give orders.
236 00:09:24,125 00:09:26,291 -I wield the scepter of Krum-Hai! -[barks] -I wield the scepter of Krum-Hai! -[barks]
237 00:09:27,542 00:09:29,250 Okay, now, the dog has it. Okay, now, the dog has it.
238 00:09:29,333 00:09:30,750 [all] We must do as he bids. [all] We must do as he bids.
239 00:09:30,834 00:09:32,875 For he has the scepter! For he has the scepter!
240 00:09:32,959 00:09:35,375 The floppy-eared one will be our leader! The floppy-eared one will be our leader!
241 00:09:35,458 00:09:37,291 I know, right? I know, right?
242 00:09:37,375 00:09:40,250 [Murawski] He has the scepter! He is the chosen one! [Murawski] He has the scepter! He is the chosen one!
243 00:09:40,333 00:09:41,166 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
244 00:09:42,458 00:09:43,709 We don't have time for this! We don't have time for this!
245 00:09:43,792 00:09:45,291 The island will be under water any second now! The island will be under water any second now!
246 00:09:45,375 00:09:47,041 Why should we believe you? Why should we believe you?
247 00:09:47,125 00:09:49,125 I invoke the right of Krum... I invoke the right of Krum...
248 00:09:49,208 00:09:50,375 [all screaming] [all screaming]
249 00:09:54,875 00:09:56,125 The high tide! The high tide!
250 00:09:56,208 00:09:57,375 [Melissa] It's working! [Melissa] It's working!
251 00:09:59,709 00:10:02,417 Everyone, hold on! Everyone, hold on!
252 00:10:02,500 00:10:04,583 Oh, the island spirits are wrathful! Oh, the island spirits are wrathful!
253 00:10:04,667 00:10:06,417 I invoke the right of Krum... Yeah. I invoke the right of Krum... Yeah.
254 00:10:06,500 00:10:08,250 We're not doing that anymore. We're not doing that anymore.
255 00:10:08,333 00:10:10,250 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
256 00:10:10,333 00:10:11,542 Flying fish! Flying fish! Flying fish! Flying fish!
257 00:10:15,166 00:10:16,333 [screaming] [screaming]
258 00:10:17,792 00:10:19,625 [on speaker] Congratulations go to the S.S. Indulgence. [on speaker] Congratulations go to the S.S. Indulgence.
259 00:10:20,834 00:10:24,083 You're the winners of the Jefferson G. County Surf Competition. You're the winners of the Jefferson G. County Surf Competition.
260 00:10:24,166 00:10:26,125 A boat can't win a surf competition. A boat can't win a surf competition.
261 00:10:26,208 00:10:29,000 That's like a washing machine winning a beauty pageant! That's like a washing machine winning a beauty pageant!
262 00:10:29,083 00:10:31,417 [man] A washing machine can't win a beauty pageant. [man] A washing machine can't win a beauty pageant.
263 00:10:31,500 00:10:34,500 It's like a cardboard box being appointed to the Supreme Court. It's like a cardboard box being appointed to the Supreme Court.
264 00:10:36,250 00:10:37,417 Actually, I am okay with it! Actually, I am okay with it!
265 00:10:37,500 00:10:40,375 Well, apparently a boat can win a surf competition. Well, apparently a boat can win a surf competition.
266 00:10:40,458 00:10:42,125 It just doesn't come up very often. It just doesn't come up very often.
267 00:10:42,208 00:10:43,375 And, well, here's your prize money, And, well, here's your prize money,
268 00:10:43,458 00:10:45,792 $58, 212. $58, 212.
269 00:10:45,875 00:10:48,000 That's just enough money to fix the yacht. That's just enough money to fix the yacht.
270 00:10:48,083 00:10:49,458 With $2 left over! With $2 left over!
271 00:10:49,542 00:10:52,208 We can buy a candy bar and a half! We can buy a candy bar and a half!
272 00:10:52,291 00:10:54,125 You know, guys, I think we handled ourselves You know, guys, I think we handled ourselves
273 00:10:54,208 00:10:55,375 pretty well out there today. pretty well out there today.
274 00:10:55,458 00:10:56,875 Yes, we did. Yes, we did.
275 00:10:56,959 00:10:59,041 [Bradley crying] Carla! [Bradley crying] Carla!
276 00:11:00,083 00:11:02,625 Carla! Carla!
277 00:11:02,709 00:11:04,125 Bradley, there's a guy selling Bradley, there's a guy selling
278 00:11:04,208 00:11:05,667 ice cream right there on the beach. ice cream right there on the beach.
279 00:11:05,750 00:11:08,375 [Bradley tearfully] It's not the same! [Bradley tearfully] It's not the same!
280 00:11:13,458 00:11:16,458 Welcome, parents and children of the night! Welcome, parents and children of the night!
281 00:11:16,542 00:11:17,583 The back-to-school night. The back-to-school night.
282 00:11:18,875 00:11:21,542 I love the way my coat smells. I love the way my coat smells.
283 00:11:21,625 00:11:23,625 [whispers] Whoa. Was that teacher a vampire? [whispers] Whoa. Was that teacher a vampire?
284 00:11:23,709 00:11:25,000 We're looking into it. We're looking into it.
285 00:11:25,083 00:11:26,583 I love back-to-school night. I love back-to-school night.
286 00:11:26,667 00:11:29,375 It's like a rock concert where my teachers just sing my praises. It's like a rock concert where my teachers just sing my praises.
287 00:11:29,458 00:11:30,917 Easy there, hot shot. Easy there, hot shot.
288 00:11:31,000 00:11:33,917 Better to play it safe with my parental expectations. Better to play it safe with my parental expectations.
289 00:11:34,000 00:11:36,417 Was I setting the bar too low or too high? Was I setting the bar too low or too high?
290 00:11:36,500 00:11:38,875 I personally think we get enough school during the day, I personally think we get enough school during the day,
291 00:11:38,959 00:11:40,667 we don't need extra helpings at night. we don't need extra helpings at night.
292 00:11:40,750 00:11:42,208 How about we switch places? How about we switch places?
293 00:11:42,291 00:11:44,500 I go to school and you cover me in the ER? I go to school and you cover me in the ER?
294 00:11:44,583 00:11:46,583 Just remember the vital organs go on the inside Just remember the vital organs go on the inside
295 00:11:46,667 00:11:48,041 before you sew them back up. before you sew them back up.
296 00:11:48,125 00:11:49,500 Oh, Mom, you're so precocious. Oh, Mom, you're so precocious.
297 00:11:49,583 00:11:51,166 Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
298 00:11:51,250 00:11:52,917 Like my dad always says, Like my dad always says,
299 00:11:53,000 00:11:56,500 "School is a mix of reading, writing, and fiery explosions." "School is a mix of reading, writing, and fiery explosions."
300 00:11:56,583 00:11:58,375 Where exactly did you go to school? Where exactly did you go to school?
301 00:11:58,458 00:12:00,500 A lot of places. Some are still standing. A lot of places. Some are still standing.
302 00:12:01,500 00:12:02,625 Diogee, go home. Diogee, go home.
303 00:12:02,709 00:12:04,709 You know dogs aren't allowed in school. You know dogs aren't allowed in school.
304 00:12:04,792 00:12:07,792 [whimpers] ♪ It's a sad dog's life ♪ [whimpers] ♪ It's a sad dog's life ♪
305 00:12:10,542 00:12:12,542 Thanks for picking up the check, Cavendish! Thanks for picking up the check, Cavendish!
306 00:12:12,625 00:12:14,375 Well, thank you for being such a burden. Well, thank you for being such a burden.
307 00:12:14,458 00:12:16,208 I left my wallet in my other track suit. I left my wallet in my other track suit.
308 00:12:16,291 00:12:18,417 I mean, my wallet was empty, but that's where it is. I mean, my wallet was empty, but that's where it is.
309 00:12:18,500 00:12:20,625 Just how many track suits do you actually own? Just how many track suits do you actually own?
310 00:12:20,709 00:12:23,041 Are you kidding? I got six of these puppies. Are you kidding? I got six of these puppies.
311 00:12:23,125 00:12:24,583 So, then what do you wear on Sundays? So, then what do you wear on Sundays?
312 00:12:24,667 00:12:26,208 Not much. Oh... Not much. Oh...
313 00:12:26,291 00:12:28,375 Anyway, you wanted to show me something? Anyway, you wanted to show me something?
314 00:12:28,458 00:12:31,709 Yes, I did! This way! Come on, it's a surprise. Yes, I did! This way! Come on, it's a surprise.
315 00:12:31,792 00:12:33,458 Murphy's dog? Murphy's dog?
316 00:12:33,542 00:12:35,458 Go home, Diogee. Yeah, he's cute. Go home, Diogee. Yeah, he's cute.
317 00:12:35,542 00:12:37,792 But he's not the surprise. Oh, oh! But he's not the surprise. Oh, oh!
318 00:12:37,875 00:12:40,458 Did you see that? That almost... Yeah, yeah, you almost died. Did you see that? That almost... Yeah, yeah, you almost died.
319 00:12:40,542 00:12:41,709 Come on. The surprise is over here. Come on. The surprise is over here.
320 00:12:42,667 00:12:44,375 Ta-da! Ta-da!
321 00:12:46,667 00:12:48,458 Please don't tell me these are time devices Please don't tell me these are time devices
322 00:12:48,542 00:12:51,083 you've stolen from Brick and Savannah? you've stolen from Brick and Savannah?
323 00:12:53,083 00:12:55,542 Well? You told me not to tell you! Well? You told me not to tell you!
324 00:12:57,041 00:12:58,792 Really takes me back, all this. Really takes me back, all this.
325 00:12:58,875 00:13:00,667 Would be great to be a kid again. Would be great to be a kid again.
326 00:13:00,750 00:13:02,583 No responsibilities. No responsibilities.
327 00:13:02,667 00:13:03,834 No stress. No stress.
328 00:13:04,875 00:13:06,667 It would be great to be an adult. It would be great to be an adult.
329 00:13:06,750 00:13:09,000 You get to call your own shots and buy stuff. You get to call your own shots and buy stuff.
330 00:13:09,083 00:13:10,291 Anytime. Anytime.
331 00:13:10,375 00:13:12,458 I could buy a big, heavy blanket in the summer, I could buy a big, heavy blanket in the summer,
332 00:13:12,542 00:13:13,667 just 'cause I wanted to. just 'cause I wanted to.
333 00:13:13,750 00:13:16,083 I could tell kids, "Because I said so", I could tell kids, "Because I said so",
334 00:13:16,166 00:13:17,583 anytime I wanted. anytime I wanted.
335 00:13:17,667 00:13:20,583 I could start my own family band, like the Von Trapp singers. I could start my own family band, like the Von Trapp singers.
336 00:13:20,667 00:13:22,583 Yeah, those guys rocked. Yeah, those guys rocked.
337 00:13:22,667 00:13:26,000 I'd like to welcome you all to back-to-school night. I'd like to welcome you all to back-to-school night.
338 00:13:26,083 00:13:29,166 Kids, please step outside so we can talk about you behind your backs. Kids, please step outside so we can talk about you behind your backs.
339 00:13:29,250 00:13:30,458 Be good, Dad! Be good, Dad!
340 00:13:30,542 00:13:32,709 No unnecessary surgeries while I'm gone, Mom. No unnecessary surgeries while I'm gone, Mom.
341 00:13:32,792 00:13:34,625 Now who's being precocious? Now who's being precocious?
342 00:13:34,709 00:13:35,709 Me! It was me! Me! It was me!
343 00:13:37,792 00:13:38,625 [clears throat] [clears throat]
344 00:13:38,709 00:13:40,125 Now, before we get started, Now, before we get started,
345 00:13:40,208 00:13:41,500 would anyone like to compliment me would anyone like to compliment me
346 00:13:41,583 00:13:44,125 on my hand-crafted, wooden chair? on my hand-crafted, wooden chair?
347 00:13:44,208 00:13:46,709 It goes with my desk, which I also made. It goes with my desk, which I also made.
348 00:13:48,375 00:13:49,792 You should not have this! You should not have this!
349 00:13:49,875 00:13:50,959 Bad Dakota! Bad Dakota!
350 00:13:51,041 00:13:52,625 Oh, come on, I'm gonna give 'em back. Oh, come on, I'm gonna give 'em back.
351 00:13:52,709 00:13:54,333 Later. They'll be fun to play with. Later. They'll be fun to play with.
352 00:13:54,417 00:13:56,333 Play? What are you, a child? Play? What are you, a child?
353 00:13:56,417 00:13:58,709 This is prototype, portable time-displacement This is prototype, portable time-displacement
354 00:13:58,792 00:14:00,792 technology and it's hugely dangerous. technology and it's hugely dangerous.
355 00:14:00,875 00:14:04,000 Yeah, but we'll kick serious "time butt" with this. Look. Yeah, but we'll kick serious "time butt" with this. Look.
356 00:14:04,083 00:14:06,208 Look! An Age Regressor Ray! Look! An Age Regressor Ray!
357 00:14:06,291 00:14:08,000 Instead of sending your body through time, Instead of sending your body through time,
358 00:14:08,083 00:14:09,917 it sends time through your body, it sends time through your body,
359 00:14:10,000 00:14:11,875 changing your chronological age. changing your chronological age.
360 00:14:11,959 00:14:14,250 Oh, that's not dangerous. Just put that down! Oh, that's not dangerous. Just put that down!
361 00:14:17,125 00:14:19,333 Oh, cool! Cool! Baby thumbs up! Oh, cool! Cool! Baby thumbs up!
362 00:14:19,417 00:14:21,000 What do you think, huh? What do you think, huh?
363 00:14:21,083 00:14:22,542 All right. No more goofing off. All right. No more goofing off.
364 00:14:22,625 00:14:24,000 We've got to reverse it. We've got to reverse it.
365 00:14:24,083 00:14:26,083 Baby hand is touching you. Oh! Don't do that. Baby hand is touching you. Oh! Don't do that.
366 00:14:26,166 00:14:27,750 Baby hand is touching you. Baby hand is touching you.
367 00:14:27,834 00:14:31,667 It's so smooth, like a baby's bottom, but it's its hand. It's so smooth, like a baby's bottom, but it's its hand.
368 00:14:31,750 00:14:33,166 It's a baby hand! Stop touching me! It's a baby hand! Stop touching me!
369 00:14:33,250 00:14:34,250 [gun fires] [gun fires]
370 00:14:34,625 00:14:36,417 Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
371 00:14:36,500 00:14:40,667 Texture and wood grain are far more nuanced than you might think... Texture and wood grain are far more nuanced than you might think...
372 00:14:44,917 00:14:45,750 [all cheering] [all cheering]
373 00:14:47,250 00:14:48,834 Oh... That can't be good. Oh... That can't be good.
374 00:14:51,208 00:14:52,417 -No! -No! -No! -No!
375 00:14:52,500 00:14:55,709 Come back here, foul canine! Oh, come on. Come back here, foul canine! Oh, come on.
376 00:14:55,792 00:14:57,792 No! No! No! No! No! No!
377 00:14:57,875 00:14:58,709 [children laughing] [children laughing]
378 00:14:59,125 00:15:00,291 Mom? Mom?
379 00:15:01,875 00:15:03,375 Okay, I'm freaking out. Okay, I'm freaking out.
380 00:15:03,458 00:15:05,583 This is crazy! How did this happen? This is crazy! How did this happen?
381 00:15:05,667 00:15:06,875 [Zack] What are we gonna do? [Zack] What are we gonna do?
382 00:15:06,959 00:15:09,083 Murphy, of course you're here. Murphy, of course you're here.
383 00:15:09,166 00:15:10,583 Oh, hey, Cavendish, maybe you could help. Oh, hey, Cavendish, maybe you could help.
384 00:15:10,667 00:15:13,166 Oh no, are those your parents? It's worse than I thought. Oh no, are those your parents? It's worse than I thought.
385 00:15:14,625 00:15:15,583 No! Wait! No! Wait!
386 00:15:15,667 00:15:16,625 Is that Dakota? Is that Dakota?
387 00:15:16,709 00:15:17,542 [screams] [screams]
388 00:15:18,375 00:15:19,750 No! Let go! No! Let go!
389 00:15:19,834 00:15:21,375 What is going on? What is going on?
390 00:15:21,458 00:15:24,750 That ray gun in your dog's mouth regressed everyone's age by 90%. That ray gun in your dog's mouth regressed everyone's age by 90%.
391 00:15:24,834 00:15:26,041 But if I can get it back, But if I can get it back,
392 00:15:26,125 00:15:28,583 -I should be able to reverse it. -No! -I should be able to reverse it. -No!
393 00:15:28,667 00:15:29,959 Diogee! Drop it. Diogee! Drop it.
394 00:15:31,709 00:15:33,500 -Oh, dear! -Uh... -Oh, dear! -Uh...
395 00:15:33,583 00:15:34,417 [blabbering] [blabbering]
396 00:15:35,166 00:15:37,250 Give me 20 minutes to fix it. Give me 20 minutes to fix it.
397 00:15:37,333 00:15:38,750 All right. Maybe 30. All right. Maybe 30.
398 00:15:38,834 00:15:39,667 -Mine! [laughs] -You! -Mine! [laughs] -You!
399 00:15:39,834 00:15:41,625 You come back here, young man! You come back here, young man!
400 00:15:41,709 00:15:42,834 Okay, while they fix this, Okay, while they fix this,
401 00:15:42,917 00:15:46,333 all we need to do is keep our three-year-old parents safe. all we need to do is keep our three-year-old parents safe.
402 00:15:46,417 00:15:47,750 Sounds simple enough. Sounds simple enough.
403 00:15:47,834 00:15:49,917 Yeah, how hard can it be, they are two feet tall. Yeah, how hard can it be, they are two feet tall.
404 00:15:50,000 00:15:51,250 My desk! My desk!
405 00:15:51,333 00:15:52,792 Hey, where doggie go? Hey, where doggie go?
406 00:15:52,875 00:15:54,250 This way! This way!
407 00:15:54,333 00:15:55,834 Hey! Stop those baby-parents! Hey! Stop those baby-parents!
408 00:15:55,917 00:15:57,333 [indistinct laughter] [indistinct laughter]
409 00:16:00,208 00:16:01,917 ♪ When you were up and I was down ♪ ♪ When you were up and I was down ♪
410 00:16:02,000 00:16:03,500 ♪ You put me through it ♪ ♪ You put me through it ♪
411 00:16:03,583 00:16:05,625 ♪ But now the worm has turned around ♪ ♪ But now the worm has turned around ♪
412 00:16:05,709 00:16:07,125 ♪ So let's get to it ♪ ♪ So let's get to it ♪
413 00:16:07,208 00:16:08,834 ♪ We keep on spinning until we're wound ♪ ♪ We keep on spinning until we're wound ♪
414 00:16:08,917 00:16:13,166 ♪ And now we're gonna Do it again, and again ♪ ♪ And now we're gonna Do it again, and again ♪
415 00:16:13,250 00:16:16,500 ♪ And I say, hey, Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ And I say, hey, Hey, hey, hey ♪
416 00:16:16,583 00:16:18,542 ♪ Turnabout is fair play ♪ ♪ Turnabout is fair play ♪
417 00:16:18,625 00:16:21,208 ♪ You worked me over Now I've got you under ♪ ♪ You worked me over Now I've got you under ♪
418 00:16:21,291 00:16:23,291 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
419 00:16:23,375 00:16:25,166 ♪ Turnabout is fair play ♪ ♪ Turnabout is fair play ♪
420 00:16:25,250 00:16:28,375 ♪ It's not raining but It sounds like thunder ♪ ♪ It's not raining but It sounds like thunder ♪
421 00:16:30,792 00:16:32,750 [indistinct laughter and cheering] [indistinct laughter and cheering]
422 00:16:34,125 00:16:35,709 I think it's story-time. I think it's story-time.
423 00:16:35,792 00:16:38,667 "And the beautiful pony got a job "And the beautiful pony got a job
424 00:16:38,750 00:16:42,709 that promised upward mobility and equal pay. The End." that promised upward mobility and equal pay. The End."
425 00:16:42,792 00:16:44,000 Again. Again.
426 00:16:44,083 00:16:46,458 No, we've already read it 16 times. No, we've already read it 16 times.
427 00:16:46,542 00:16:47,542 Again! Again!
428 00:16:47,625 00:16:49,458 -No. -Why? -No. -Why?
429 00:16:49,542 00:16:51,625 Because I said so! Because I said so!
430 00:16:51,709 00:16:54,041 That's not nearly as much fun as I thought it would be. That's not nearly as much fun as I thought it would be.
431 00:16:54,125 00:16:54,959 [blowing raspberry] [blowing raspberry]
432 00:16:56,083 00:16:57,333 Excuse me? Excuse me?
433 00:16:57,417 00:16:58,250 [blowing raspberry] [blowing raspberry]
434 00:16:58,500 00:17:00,083 Dad, you come back here right now! Dad, you come back here right now!
435 00:17:00,166 00:17:02,709 Don't walk away when I'm talking to you! Stop ignoring me! Don't walk away when I'm talking to you! Stop ignoring me!
436 00:17:02,792 00:17:03,875 Mom! Get down from there! Mom! Get down from there!
437 00:17:03,959 00:17:04,834 Be nice! Be nice!
438 00:17:04,917 00:17:06,834 Okay, please get down from there. Okay, please get down from there.
439 00:17:06,917 00:17:08,375 [groans] Feels like we've been here all night! [groans] Feels like we've been here all night!
440 00:17:09,500 00:17:11,834 How long have these guys been toddlers? How long have these guys been toddlers?
441 00:17:11,917 00:17:13,667 About... Six minutes. About... Six minutes.
442 00:17:13,750 00:17:15,166 Our parents are terrible kids. Our parents are terrible kids.
443 00:17:15,250 00:17:18,083 But to be fair, we're probably terrible parents. But to be fair, we're probably terrible parents.
444 00:17:18,166 00:17:21,583 They'll understand one day when they have... us. They'll understand one day when they have... us.
445 00:17:27,083 00:17:28,166 Whee! Whee!
446 00:17:38,458 00:17:39,959 [children cheering] [children cheering]
447 00:17:40,792 00:17:42,208 Come back, child! Come back, child!
448 00:17:42,291 00:17:44,542 Heel! I need those parts to fix the... Heel! I need those parts to fix the...
449 00:17:44,625 00:17:46,792 Ow! Enough! Give me that! Ow! Enough! Give me that!
450 00:17:47,875 00:17:49,625 Give me back my hat! Give me back my hat!
451 00:17:49,709 00:17:50,542 -[crying] -No! -[crying] -No!
452 00:17:51,959 00:17:53,166 Bad Dakota! Bad Dakota!
453 00:17:55,291 00:17:56,959 Ow! Ow!
454 00:17:57,041 00:17:58,875 Wait, where'd you go? Dakota? Wait, where'd you go? Dakota?
455 00:17:59,875 00:18:01,875 [children laughing] [children laughing]
456 00:18:04,917 00:18:07,083 Nice moves, Dad! What's it called? Nice moves, Dad! What's it called?
457 00:18:07,166 00:18:08,208 [whispers] The "Pee-pee dance." [whispers] The "Pee-pee dance."
458 00:18:09,709 00:18:13,208 Parents should have an emergency hot-line for extra parents. Parents should have an emergency hot-line for extra parents.
459 00:18:13,291 00:18:14,750 Mine! Mine!
460 00:18:14,834 00:18:17,792 Please. Please, just give me the part back. Please. Please, just give me the part back.
461 00:18:17,875 00:18:20,083 Mine! Did you know I used to play concert piano? Mine! Did you know I used to play concert piano?
462 00:18:20,166 00:18:22,250 [Dakota] No! I could have had an entirely different career. [Dakota] No! I could have had an entirely different career.
463 00:18:22,333 00:18:24,000 -A different life. But instead, here I am. -[laughing] -A different life. But instead, here I am. -[laughing]
464 00:18:24,875 00:18:26,208 With you. With you.
465 00:18:29,542 00:18:31,083 Please give me the part back. Please give me the part back.
466 00:18:31,917 00:18:33,333 Okay. Okay.
467 00:18:35,500 00:18:37,166 There! Reassembled! There! Reassembled!
468 00:18:37,250 00:18:39,083 -Now I can turn everyone back... -Whee! -Now I can turn everyone back... -Whee!
469 00:18:39,166 00:18:40,542 Oh! Wait, wait, no, don't! Don't! Oh! Wait, wait, no, don't! Don't!
470 00:18:43,166 00:18:44,583 I'm alive! I'm alive!
471 00:18:44,667 00:18:45,500 [children laughing] [children laughing]
472 00:18:46,166 00:18:47,834 It's like herding cats. It's like herding cats.
473 00:18:47,917 00:18:49,750 Herding cats is easier! Herding cats is easier!
474 00:18:49,834 00:18:51,834 Okay, it's play time! Okay, it's play time!
475 00:18:52,875 00:18:53,875 [cheering] [cheering]
476 00:18:58,792 00:18:59,875 Head's up! Head's up!
477 00:19:03,208 00:19:04,417 -[tires screeching] -Sweet petunia! -[tires screeching] -Sweet petunia!
478 00:19:06,792 00:19:08,083 [all screaming] [all screaming]
479 00:19:10,375 00:19:11,208 [panting] [panting]
480 00:19:11,917 00:19:13,625 Well, your guys didn't strap it on right! Well, your guys didn't strap it on right!
481 00:19:13,709 00:19:16,792 Had to make a sudden stop and the darn thing flew right off. Had to make a sudden stop and the darn thing flew right off.
482 00:19:16,875 00:19:19,458 It's rollin' around, chasing a bunch of kids in a ball field! It's rollin' around, chasing a bunch of kids in a ball field!
483 00:19:19,542 00:19:20,875 Well, I am doing something about it! Well, I am doing something about it!
484 00:19:20,959 00:19:22,834 I'm calling you to say your guys didn't strap it on right! I'm calling you to say your guys didn't strap it on right!
485 00:19:22,917 00:19:23,917 [laughing] [laughing]
486 00:19:25,583 00:19:26,417 [chirping] [chirping]
487 00:19:26,917 00:19:27,834 [sneezing] [sneezing]
488 00:19:32,208 00:19:33,208 [sneezes] [sneezes]
489 00:19:38,417 00:19:39,250 [screaming] [screaming]
490 00:19:40,083 00:19:42,000 Well, you better send somebody down here quick. Well, you better send somebody down here quick.
491 00:19:42,083 00:19:44,208 That thing's bouncing around. It's gonna get pretty damaged in a hurry. That thing's bouncing around. It's gonna get pretty damaged in a hurry.
492 00:19:44,291 00:19:45,333 Just hold on for a second. Just hold on for a second.
493 00:19:45,417 00:19:47,583 Just run to the right or left! Just run to the right or left!
494 00:19:49,000 00:19:49,834 [groans] [groans]
495 00:19:50,125 00:19:51,458 [blows nose] [blows nose]
496 00:20:10,125 00:20:11,750 No, no, no, this ain't on me! No, no, no, this ain't on me!
497 00:20:11,834 00:20:12,875 You got bigger problems! You got bigger problems!
498 00:20:12,959 00:20:14,083 I'll have this place crawling with truckers... I'll have this place crawling with truckers...
499 00:20:15,917 00:20:17,625 Never mind. See you in an hour. Never mind. See you in an hour.
500 00:20:19,125 00:20:19,959 [laughing] [laughing]
501 00:20:21,291 00:20:24,125 Boy, being an adult is harder than I thought. Boy, being an adult is harder than I thought.
502 00:20:24,208 00:20:26,291 Maybe it's great being what we are right now. Maybe it's great being what we are right now.
503 00:20:27,125 00:20:28,542 Tired. Hey. Tired. Hey.
504 00:20:28,625 00:20:29,917 How long do we have to do this? How long do we have to do this?
505 00:20:30,000 00:20:32,083 We're gonna be stuck with toddler parents forever! We're gonna be stuck with toddler parents forever!
506 00:20:32,166 00:20:34,041 I can't do this anymore! I can't do this anymore!
507 00:20:34,125 00:20:34,959 [sobbing] No! [sobbing] No!
508 00:20:35,792 00:20:37,291 Where is Cavendish? Where is Cavendish?
509 00:20:37,375 00:20:39,208 [Cavendish] Oi, Murphy! [Cavendish] Oi, Murphy!
510 00:20:39,291 00:20:43,917 Stop playing with your baby-parents and meet me in the classroom in five minutes! Stop playing with your baby-parents and meet me in the classroom in five minutes!
511 00:20:44,000 00:20:45,125 Give me that! Give me that!
512 00:20:45,208 00:20:46,250 [crying] [crying]
513 00:20:47,458 00:20:48,542 [chewing] [chewing]
514 00:20:52,208 00:20:54,625 Boy, does my mouth taste weird. What did I eat? Boy, does my mouth taste weird. What did I eat?
515 00:20:54,709 00:20:56,375 Ugh! Ugh!
516 00:20:56,458 00:20:57,959 [laughing and cheering] [laughing and cheering]
517 00:20:59,500 00:21:02,667 I'd take Murphy's Law over parenting any day. I'd take Murphy's Law over parenting any day.
518 00:21:07,083 00:21:08,000 Okay, uh... [clears throat] Okay, uh... [clears throat]
519 00:21:08,500 00:21:10,250 I think we're about done here. I think we're about done here.
520 00:21:10,333 00:21:15,417 Uh, thank you all for coming and if you need me, I'll be polishing my desk. Uh, thank you all for coming and if you need me, I'll be polishing my desk.
521 00:21:15,500 00:21:18,166 Huh. Did she talk about her desk the whole time? Huh. Did she talk about her desk the whole time?
522 00:21:18,250 00:21:20,458 Because I think I must've zoned out. Because I think I must've zoned out.
523 00:21:20,542 00:21:22,166 Aw, look at them. Aw, look at them.
524 00:21:24,166 00:21:27,083 I know they're growing up, but they're still our babies. I know they're growing up, but they're still our babies.
525 00:21:27,166 00:21:28,583 Babies of the night. Babies of the night.
526 00:21:28,667 00:21:29,834 The back-to-school night! [laughs] The back-to-school night! [laughs]
527 00:21:31,041 00:21:32,125 Definitely a vampire. Definitely a vampire.
528 00:21:32,208 00:21:35,000 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
529 00:21:37,917 00:21:39,500 ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪
530 00:21:40,583 00:21:42,917 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
531 00:21:43,000 00:21:45,625 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
532 00:21:45,709 00:21:48,041 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
533 00:21:51,041 00:21:52,542 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
534 00:21:52,625 00:21:53,709 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
535 00:21:53,792 00:21:56,500 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
536 00:21:56,583 00:21:58,291 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
537 00:21:58,375 00:22:00,875 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
538 00:22:00,959 00:22:03,375 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪