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1 00:00:08,083 00:00:10,583 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:10,667 00:00:13,000 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:13,083 00:00:15,625 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:15,709 00:00:18,375 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:18,458 00:00:20,959 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
6 00:00:21,041 00:00:23,375 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:23,458 00:00:25,625 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:25,709 00:00:28,291 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:28,375 00:00:31,709 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:33,709 00:00:35,542 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:35,625 00:00:37,959 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:49,959 00:00:51,750 Yes, now! It's battle of the bands. Yes, now! It's battle of the bands.
13 00:00:51,834 00:00:54,208 I think they'll notice if we don't have microphones. I think they'll notice if we don't have microphones.
14 00:00:54,291 00:00:57,959 -And you are? -Milo, Melissa, Zack and Mort. -And you are? -Milo, Melissa, Zack and Mort.
15 00:00:58,041 00:00:59,417 I mean, the name of your band. I mean, the name of your band.
16 00:00:59,500 00:01:01,959 -Do we need a band name? -We're just getting started. -Do we need a band name? -We're just getting started.
17 00:01:02,041 00:01:04,000 Well, welcome to Battle of the Bands. Well, welcome to Battle of the Bands.
18 00:01:04,083 00:01:05,959 -Just Getting Started. -That's not what I meant. -Just Getting Started. -That's not what I meant.
19 00:01:06,041 00:01:08,166 Put this up in your practice area. Put this up in your practice area.
20 00:01:08,250 00:01:11,250 [Melissa] So this is our competition, huh? [Melissa] So this is our competition, huh?
21 00:01:11,333 00:01:12,709 Yeah, but we're not here to battle. Yeah, but we're not here to battle.
22 00:01:12,792 00:01:13,875 We're just here to get experience We're just here to get experience
23 00:01:13,959 00:01:15,250 playing in front of people. playing in front of people.
24 00:01:15,333 00:01:17,083 [music playing] [music playing]
25 00:01:17,166 00:01:19,458 I like their band name. Bad Idea. I like their band name. Bad Idea.
26 00:01:19,542 00:01:22,000 As in, bad idea if you have to follow them. As in, bad idea if you have to follow them.
27 00:01:22,083 00:01:23,083 Stop worrying. Stop worrying.
28 00:01:23,166 00:01:25,291 Our only goal is to experience playing on stage. Our only goal is to experience playing on stage.
29 00:01:25,375 00:01:27,291 All right guys, I got our wristbands. All right guys, I got our wristbands.
30 00:01:27,375 00:01:28,959 [thuds loudly] [thuds loudly]
31 00:01:29,041 00:01:31,250 -[band member 1] You okay? -[band member 2] Yeah. I'm okay. -[band member 1] You okay? -[band member 2] Yeah. I'm okay.
32 00:01:33,500 00:01:35,166 Guess I'll suit up now. Guess I'll suit up now.
33 00:01:35,959 00:01:37,458 [clanking] [clanking]
34 00:01:37,542 00:01:38,583 Now we should be safe Now we should be safe
35 00:01:38,667 00:01:40,375 of any Murphy's Law-type activity. of any Murphy's Law-type activity.
36 00:01:40,458 00:01:42,500 Looks sturdy, but I'm still a little nervous. Looks sturdy, but I'm still a little nervous.
37 00:01:42,583 00:01:44,041 [hiccups] Ugh. Sorry. [hiccups] Ugh. Sorry.
38 00:01:44,125 00:01:45,667 I hiccup when I'm nervous. I hiccup when I'm nervous.
39 00:01:45,750 00:01:48,000 We all had nerves when the Lumberzacks first started. We all had nerves when the Lumberzacks first started.
40 00:01:48,083 00:01:49,709 Sure, the costumes alone. Sure, the costumes alone.
41 00:01:49,792 00:01:51,375 What exactly are you guys worried about? What exactly are you guys worried about?
42 00:01:51,458 00:01:53,500 What if my bass goes out of tune between then and now? What if my bass goes out of tune between then and now?
43 00:01:53,583 00:01:55,834 That's not gonna happen. What if no one can hear us? That's not gonna happen. What if no one can hear us?
44 00:01:55,917 00:01:57,291 Or I'm emotionally out of sync? Or I'm emotionally out of sync?
45 00:01:57,375 00:01:59,750 -Or I have a sneezing fit? -A coughing fit. -Or I have a sneezing fit? -A coughing fit.
46 00:01:59,834 00:02:02,041 -A giggle fit. -A snoring fit. -A giggle fit. -A snoring fit.
47 00:02:02,125 00:02:03,917 -I'm a snorer. -Mort, you'll be awake. -I'm a snorer. -Mort, you'll be awake.
48 00:02:04,000 00:02:05,333 I'm preparing for all of the above, I'm preparing for all of the above,
49 00:02:05,417 00:02:08,000 plus electrical fires, building instabilities, plus electrical fires, building instabilities,
50 00:02:08,083 00:02:09,500 or llama stampedes. or llama stampedes.
51 00:02:09,583 00:02:11,875 Hey, guys. There's no pressure for us to be perfect. Hey, guys. There's no pressure for us to be perfect.
52 00:02:11,959 00:02:14,291 Everybody relax. Everybody relax.
53 00:02:14,375 00:02:15,834 [inhales and exhales] [inhales and exhales]
54 00:02:15,917 00:02:17,041 Okay. Thanks, Zack. Okay. Thanks, Zack.
55 00:02:17,125 00:02:19,500 Okay, I'm going to go get some snacks. Okay, I'm going to go get some snacks.
56 00:02:21,250 00:02:22,250 You guys work on... You guys work on...
57 00:02:22,333 00:02:24,083 [screams] See you later, guys! [screams] See you later, guys!
58 00:02:24,166 00:02:25,375 Relaxing. Relaxing.
59 00:02:25,458 00:02:27,500 I was never anxious about shopping carts. I was never anxious about shopping carts.
60 00:02:27,583 00:02:29,041 Until now. [hiccups] Until now. [hiccups]
61 00:02:30,792 00:02:32,333 [Shelly] Lumbermax? [Shelly] Lumbermax?
62 00:02:32,417 00:02:35,333 Lumbermax? I have your wristbands! Lumbermax? I have your wristbands!
63 00:02:35,417 00:02:38,083 Lumbermax? No, can't be. Lumbermax? No, can't be.
64 00:02:38,166 00:02:39,959 Lumbermax. We're right here. Lumbermax. We're right here.
65 00:02:40,041 00:02:42,041 Zack? What are you doing here? Zack? What are you doing here?
66 00:02:42,125 00:02:45,333 Hey, Max. Lyle, Sean, Melvin. Hey, Max. Lyle, Sean, Melvin.
67 00:02:45,417 00:02:47,083 Oh, we changed their names to Max too. Oh, we changed their names to Max too.
68 00:02:47,166 00:02:49,333 -Oh. Hi, Maxes. -[all] Hi. -Oh. Hi, Maxes. -[all] Hi.
69 00:02:49,417 00:02:51,709 -You competing today? -It's actually our first gig. -You competing today? -It's actually our first gig.
70 00:02:51,792 00:02:53,041 So, we'll see how it goes. So, we'll see how it goes.
71 00:02:53,125 00:02:55,375 I always appreciate some good competition. I always appreciate some good competition.
72 00:02:55,458 00:02:57,709 I mean, we're really not focused on winning. I mean, we're really not focused on winning.
73 00:02:57,792 00:02:59,917 I hear you, friend. I relish the rivalry. I hear you, friend. I relish the rivalry.
74 00:03:00,000 00:03:02,083 But I don't want to be your rival. But I don't want to be your rival.
75 00:03:02,166 00:03:03,959 I see what you did there. A little reverse psyche. I see what you did there. A little reverse psyche.
76 00:03:04,041 00:03:06,667 I'm not reverse psyching anything. I'm not reverse psyching anything.
77 00:03:06,750 00:03:08,250 You know. How are you guys doing? You know. How are you guys doing?
78 00:03:08,333 00:03:12,083 We're making a comeback. Touring, a new album, a music video. We're making a comeback. Touring, a new album, a music video.
79 00:03:12,166 00:03:13,917 And, there's a Lumbermax themed set of tools. And, there's a Lumbermax themed set of tools.
80 00:03:14,000 00:03:16,083 They sing when you saw. How've you been? They sing when you saw. How've you been?
81 00:03:16,166 00:03:18,083 Good! I like my new school, Good! I like my new school,
82 00:03:18,166 00:03:19,917 and my friends. Things are good. and my friends. Things are good.
83 00:03:20,000 00:03:22,375 Wow, you've had a rough time, why didn't you say? Wow, you've had a rough time, why didn't you say?
84 00:03:22,458 00:03:24,583 [chuckles] No! I'm not having a rough time at all. [chuckles] No! I'm not having a rough time at all.
85 00:03:24,667 00:03:26,792 That's it, let those hard times fuel you. That's it, let those hard times fuel you.
86 00:03:26,875 00:03:29,542 I better get back to my band. See you later. I better get back to my band. See you later.
87 00:03:29,625 00:03:31,083 Don't beat yourself up too much. Don't beat yourself up too much.
88 00:03:31,166 00:03:33,333 Second place is great for an amateur musician. Second place is great for an amateur musician.
89 00:03:33,375 00:03:36,542 You know what? Ha-ha. Okay! Okay! You know what? Ha-ha. Okay! Okay!
90 00:03:37,834 00:03:39,959 You are not going to believe this. You are not going to believe this.
91 00:03:40,041 00:03:41,709 There's a saw that sings? There's a saw that sings?
92 00:03:41,792 00:03:44,125 I picked it up just in case, isn't it cool? I picked it up just in case, isn't it cool?
93 00:03:44,208 00:03:46,125 ♪ Saw, saw, saw, Saw away at my heart ♪ ♪ Saw, saw, saw, Saw away at my heart ♪
94 00:03:46,208 00:03:49,041 [narrator reading] [narrator reading]
95 00:03:49,125 00:03:51,291 I ran into the Lumberzacks. [chuckles] I ran into the Lumberzacks. [chuckles]
96 00:03:51,375 00:03:53,125 They're called the Lumbermax now. They're called the Lumbermax now.
97 00:03:53,208 00:03:55,125 Well now all the good band names are taken. Well now all the good band names are taken.
98 00:03:55,208 00:03:56,417 Who are the Lumberzacks? Who are the Lumberzacks?
99 00:03:56,500 00:03:58,041 Is there some backstory that I'm not... Is there some backstory that I'm not...
100 00:03:58,125 00:04:01,417 It was the year 2016. [echoes] It was the year 2016. [echoes]
101 00:04:01,500 00:04:03,417 Sorry, I had the reverb up all the way. Sorry, I had the reverb up all the way.
102 00:04:03,500 00:04:07,291 The year 2016 and the Lumberzacks were on tour. The year 2016 and the Lumberzacks were on tour.
103 00:04:07,375 00:04:10,792 We had been to shopping malls all over the quad-state area. We had been to shopping malls all over the quad-state area.
104 00:04:10,875 00:04:13,125 We sing together. We danced together. We sing together. We danced together.
105 00:04:13,208 00:04:14,834 [Milo] You wore flannel shirts together. [Milo] You wore flannel shirts together.
106 00:04:14,917 00:04:16,125 [Zack] But the pressure was too much. [Zack] But the pressure was too much.
107 00:04:16,208 00:04:18,000 We started partying constantly. We started partying constantly.
108 00:04:18,083 00:04:20,125 It was nonstop. It was nonstop.
109 00:04:20,208 00:04:23,542 Then one day, a girl came between us. Then one day, a girl came between us.
110 00:04:23,625 00:04:26,083 -I was standing there. -She can stand there. -I was standing there. -She can stand there.
111 00:04:26,166 00:04:27,083 I was clearly on line. I was clearly on line.
112 00:04:27,166 00:04:29,166 I don't think it was clear. I don't think it was clear.
113 00:04:29,250 00:04:32,208 Just like that, we drove her away. Just like that, we drove her away.
114 00:04:32,291 00:04:33,375 So how did it end? So how did it end?
115 00:04:33,458 00:04:36,208 When I left, they didn't take it well. When I left, they didn't take it well.
116 00:04:36,291 00:04:38,041 I'll see you guys. Good luck. I'll see you guys. Good luck.
117 00:04:38,125 00:04:40,208 -Okay. -[playing video game] -Okay. -[playing video game]
118 00:04:40,291 00:04:42,458 Plus they all changed their names to Max. Plus they all changed their names to Max.
119 00:04:42,542 00:04:44,166 So? So?
120 00:04:44,250 00:04:46,166 When I was the lead singer, they never changed their names to Zack. When I was the lead singer, they never changed their names to Zack.
121 00:04:46,250 00:04:47,291 Did you want them to? Did you want them to?
122 00:04:47,375 00:04:49,083 No, but that's not the point! No, but that's not the point!
123 00:04:49,166 00:04:51,000 And now they're convinced they're gonna win. And now they're convinced they're gonna win.
124 00:04:51,083 00:04:53,000 We have got to step up our game. We have got to step up our game.
125 00:04:53,083 00:04:55,625 I thought you said to just relax and something. I thought you said to just relax and something.
126 00:04:55,709 00:04:56,917 I don't know what the rest was. I don't know what the rest was.
127 00:04:57,000 00:04:59,166 I... I got carried off on a shopping cart. I... I got carried off on a shopping cart.
128 00:04:59,250 00:05:00,875 If we don't sound great, If we don't sound great,
129 00:05:00,959 00:05:03,542 these guys will really think I'm lost without them. these guys will really think I'm lost without them.
130 00:05:03,625 00:05:06,208 Wow, this is like one of those movies Wow, this is like one of those movies
131 00:05:06,291 00:05:07,959 where there's one dance team from the streets where there's one dance team from the streets
132 00:05:08,041 00:05:09,875 and one dance team is classically trained, and one dance team is classically trained,
133 00:05:09,959 00:05:11,583 and they're both going to do this competition, and they're both going to do this competition,
134 00:05:11,667 00:05:13,333 but then the street team runs out of funding, but then the street team runs out of funding,
135 00:05:13,417 00:05:14,500 so they have to raise the money, so they have to raise the money,
136 00:05:14,583 00:05:16,208 and then the classically trained dancer and then the classically trained dancer
137 00:05:16,291 00:05:17,875 leaves the other team and joins them leaves the other team and joins them
138 00:05:17,959 00:05:20,125 and teaches them the value of hard work. and teaches them the value of hard work.
139 00:05:22,291 00:05:24,375 Exactly! Now pick up your sticks! Exactly! Now pick up your sticks!
140 00:05:24,458 00:05:26,208 Melissa, pick up your bass. Melissa, pick up your bass.
141 00:05:26,291 00:05:28,250 Okay, but I'm telling you now, I'm not changing my name to Zack. Okay, but I'm telling you now, I'm not changing my name to Zack.
142 00:05:28,333 00:05:31,208 Milo, that accordion's not going to play itself. Milo, that accordion's not going to play itself.
143 00:05:31,291 00:05:34,208 Actually, it does, it has a self-play function right here. Actually, it does, it has a self-play function right here.
144 00:05:34,291 00:05:35,333 That's cool, but another time! That's cool, but another time!
145 00:05:35,417 00:05:37,375 A one-two-three-four. A one-two-three-four.
146 00:05:37,458 00:05:39,208 [music playing] [music playing]
147 00:05:43,333 00:05:45,125 No, stop! Start again. No, stop! Start again.
148 00:05:45,208 00:05:47,250 One-two-three-four. One-two-three-four.
149 00:05:47,333 00:05:48,917 [music playing] [music playing]
150 00:05:49,000 00:05:51,375 Wait, no. Not quite my tempo. Wait, no. Not quite my tempo.
151 00:05:51,458 00:05:53,291 One-two-three-four. One-two-three-four.
152 00:05:53,375 00:05:55,458 [music playing] [music playing]
153 00:05:55,542 00:05:57,291 -[thuds] -[rattling] -[thuds] -[rattling]
154 00:06:00,333 00:06:02,125 [dogs whimpering] [dogs whimpering]
155 00:06:02,208 00:06:03,834 Stop! What was wrong with that? Stop! What was wrong with that?
156 00:06:03,917 00:06:06,125 Nothing yet, but I had a feeling something would be. Nothing yet, but I had a feeling something would be.
157 00:06:06,208 00:06:07,291 [dogs whimper] [dogs whimper]
158 00:06:07,375 00:06:10,166 -I love puppies. -No back talk. -I love puppies. -No back talk.
159 00:06:10,250 00:06:12,250 We can replace you with a drum machine. We can replace you with a drum machine.
160 00:06:12,333 00:06:14,000 I play bass. I play bass.
161 00:06:14,083 00:06:16,250 Okay, then we'll replace Mort with a drum machine and he can play bass. Okay, then we'll replace Mort with a drum machine and he can play bass.
162 00:06:16,333 00:06:18,250 -I like puppies too. -Yeah, so do I, -I like puppies too. -Yeah, so do I,
163 00:06:18,333 00:06:20,417 but you don't see me destroying this band over it! but you don't see me destroying this band over it!
164 00:06:20,500 00:06:22,917 -Well, actually... -[Shelly] Just Getting Started. -Well, actually... -[Shelly] Just Getting Started.
165 00:06:23,000 00:06:25,542 Please, check in backstage. Please, check in backstage.
166 00:06:25,625 00:06:27,291 All right, shake it off. All right, shake it off.
167 00:06:27,375 00:06:29,583 Put your differences aside. Hands in. Put your differences aside. Hands in.
168 00:06:29,667 00:06:31,750 One, two, three... One, two, three...
169 00:06:31,834 00:06:34,166 [all] Just getting started! [all] Just getting started!
170 00:06:34,250 00:06:36,291 Yeah, we really need a better name. Yeah, we really need a better name.
171 00:06:36,375 00:06:37,417 [applauding] [applauding]
172 00:06:37,500 00:06:40,208 All right. I'd like to introduce our judges. All right. I'd like to introduce our judges.
173 00:06:40,291 00:06:43,458 Judge 1, Miss Whipley, the music teacher at Jefferson Middle School. Judge 1, Miss Whipley, the music teacher at Jefferson Middle School.
174 00:06:43,542 00:06:45,291 Judge 2, Mr. Schmidt. Judge 2, Mr. Schmidt.
175 00:06:45,375 00:06:47,291 The manager of the Pets N Stuff U Feed 'Em store, The manager of the Pets N Stuff U Feed 'Em store,
176 00:06:47,375 00:06:50,208 whose parking lot, he's graciously offered for today's event. whose parking lot, he's graciously offered for today's event.
177 00:06:50,291 00:06:52,333 And Judge 3, Slash. And Judge 3, Slash.
178 00:06:52,417 00:06:53,583 [all cheering and applauding] [all cheering and applauding]
179 00:06:53,667 00:06:55,959 I'm a big fan, Mr. Slash. Can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan, Mr. Slash. Can I have your autograph?
180 00:06:56,041 00:06:58,959 Just call me Slash. Mr. Slash is my dad. Just call me Slash. Mr. Slash is my dad.
181 00:06:59,041 00:07:00,500 Let's hear it for our first band, Let's hear it for our first band,
182 00:07:00,583 00:07:03,583 -Scott and the Undergrounders! -[applauding] -Scott and the Undergrounders! -[applauding]
183 00:07:03,667 00:07:07,208 -[guitar strumming] -♪ He shall be our leader ♪ -[guitar strumming] -♪ He shall be our leader ♪
184 00:07:07,291 00:07:09,750 That... That's it, that's all we have. That... That's it, that's all we have.
185 00:07:10,625 00:07:12,208 Okay. Okay.
186 00:07:12,291 00:07:15,000 -Scott and the Undergrounders! -[gas hissing] -Scott and the Undergrounders! -[gas hissing]
187 00:07:15,709 00:07:17,000 Yeah! Yeah!
188 00:07:17,083 00:07:19,041 -Next up, the Lumbermaxes. -[applauding] -Next up, the Lumbermaxes. -[applauding]
189 00:07:19,125 00:07:20,333 Performing their new song, Performing their new song,
190 00:07:20,417 00:07:23,500 Saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart. Saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart.
191 00:07:23,583 00:07:24,667 [music playing] [music playing]
192 00:07:24,750 00:07:26,458 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
193 00:07:26,542 00:07:29,041 ♪ I know your pining ♪ ♪ I know your pining ♪
194 00:07:29,125 00:07:33,000 ♪ But every cloud has Got a silver lining ♪ ♪ But every cloud has Got a silver lining ♪
195 00:07:33,083 00:07:35,667 All he did was change the word "Chop" to "Saw!" All he did was change the word "Chop" to "Saw!"
196 00:07:35,750 00:07:37,208 Zack, are you sure you're... Zack, are you sure you're...
197 00:07:37,291 00:07:39,208 We've got to be great if we're going to beat them. We've got to be great if we're going to beat them.
198 00:07:39,291 00:07:41,458 Is your bass tuned properly? Let me take a look at it. Is your bass tuned properly? Let me take a look at it.
199 00:07:41,542 00:07:42,792 ♪ My heart is strong... ♪ ♪ My heart is strong... ♪
200 00:07:42,875 00:07:44,375 -[plays bass] -Um, okay. -[plays bass] -Um, okay.
201 00:07:44,458 00:07:46,166 Yeah, yeah. It seems okay to me. Yeah, yeah. It seems okay to me.
202 00:07:46,250 00:07:47,375 Yeah. Yeah... You know what, Yeah. Yeah... You know what,
203 00:07:47,458 00:07:48,834 I better just play this for you. I better just play this for you.
204 00:07:48,917 00:07:50,542 Yeah, I can play both at once. Can't I? Yeah, I can play both at once. Can't I?
205 00:07:50,625 00:07:52,208 I mean, yeah, yeah. I can do it. I mean, yeah, yeah. I can do it.
206 00:07:52,291 00:07:54,083 -Yeah. This'll work. -Uh, Zack? -Yeah. This'll work. -Uh, Zack?
207 00:07:54,166 00:07:55,375 Milo. What about your accordion? Milo. What about your accordion?
208 00:07:55,458 00:07:56,417 Everything okay with it? Everything okay with it?
209 00:07:56,500 00:07:58,291 -It's fine. -Let me take a look. -It's fine. -Let me take a look.
210 00:07:59,458 00:08:00,959 -[plays accordion] -Yeah, looks good. -[plays accordion] -Yeah, looks good.
211 00:08:01,041 00:08:03,208 But you know, maybe, maybe I better play it, too. But you know, maybe, maybe I better play it, too.
212 00:08:03,291 00:08:04,917 Yeah, yeah. I can... I can handle this. Yeah, yeah. I can... I can handle this.
213 00:08:05,458 00:08:06,500 [hiccups] [hiccups]
214 00:08:06,583 00:08:09,375 Mort. Let me check those drums. Mort. Let me check those drums.
215 00:08:09,458 00:08:10,875 -[plays drum] -Yeah. Yeah. Good to go. -[plays drum] -Yeah. Yeah. Good to go.
216 00:08:10,959 00:08:12,834 Yeah, yeah. This'll be fine. I can do this. Yeah, yeah. This'll be fine. I can do this.
217 00:08:12,917 00:08:15,291 Okay, Just Getting Started, is up next. Okay, Just Getting Started, is up next.
218 00:08:15,375 00:08:17,125 And on deck, is Reflective Randy And on deck, is Reflective Randy
219 00:08:17,208 00:08:19,125 and the See What You've Become's. and the See What You've Become's.
220 00:08:27,125 00:08:28,875 What have I become? What have I become?
221 00:08:28,959 00:08:31,417 Oh, guys, I'm so sorry. Oh, guys, I'm so sorry.
222 00:08:31,500 00:08:32,542 Can you guys forgive me? Can you guys forgive me?
223 00:08:32,625 00:08:34,083 Of course we can. Of course we can.
224 00:08:34,166 00:08:36,291 Yeah, because when the classically trained ballerina Yeah, because when the classically trained ballerina
225 00:08:36,375 00:08:37,875 returns to the street team all repentant, returns to the street team all repentant,
226 00:08:37,959 00:08:39,917 not only do they win the dance competition, not only do they win the dance competition,
227 00:08:40,000 00:08:43,417 but they've all learned the true value of their friendship. but they've all learned the true value of their friendship.
228 00:08:43,500 00:08:44,458 Exactly! Exactly!
229 00:08:44,542 00:08:46,542 This contest was about us playing music together, This contest was about us playing music together,
230 00:08:46,625 00:08:49,542 not about getting wrapped up in what my old friends think. not about getting wrapped up in what my old friends think.
231 00:08:49,625 00:08:51,542 I say your new friends show your old friends, I say your new friends show your old friends,
232 00:08:51,625 00:08:53,250 you don't need their singing saw. you don't need their singing saw.
233 00:08:53,333 00:08:55,417 Yeah, who needs more than one? Yeah, who needs more than one?
234 00:08:55,500 00:08:59,709 ♪ So baby, saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart ♪ ♪ So baby, saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart ♪
235 00:08:59,792 00:09:02,875 Wow. That's gonna be a hard act to beat. Wow. That's gonna be a hard act to beat.
236 00:09:03,000 00:09:04,709 Good luck to the next band. Good luck to the next band.
237 00:09:04,792 00:09:08,083 Let's hear it for Just Getting Started! Let's hear it for Just Getting Started!
238 00:09:08,166 00:09:09,792 -[applauding] -[drum sticks Ticking] -[applauding] -[drum sticks Ticking]
239 00:09:09,875 00:09:11,625 [music playing] [music playing]
240 00:09:13,500 00:09:14,500 [clanking] [clanking]
241 00:09:15,542 00:09:16,500 [crashes] [crashes]
242 00:09:21,667 00:09:22,667 [groans] [groans]
243 00:09:24,208 00:09:27,458 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪ ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪
244 00:09:27,542 00:09:30,166 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪ ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪
245 00:09:30,250 00:09:31,458 [groans] [groans]
246 00:09:31,542 00:09:34,291 ♪ Jump and shout, Just knock yourself out ♪ ♪ Jump and shout, Just knock yourself out ♪
247 00:09:34,375 00:09:37,458 ♪ You're gonna wanna lose control ♪ ♪ You're gonna wanna lose control ♪
248 00:09:37,542 00:09:39,667 -♪ We're all burnin' and churnin' ♪ -[crowd cheering] -♪ We're all burnin' and churnin' ♪ -[crowd cheering]
249 00:09:39,750 00:09:43,917 ♪ Twistin' and turnin.' Sometimes you gotta let go ♪ ♪ Twistin' and turnin.' Sometimes you gotta let go ♪
250 00:09:44,041 00:09:48,500 ♪ Don't you know we got a slam, Big jam like a battering ram ♪ ♪ Don't you know we got a slam, Big jam like a battering ram ♪
251 00:09:48,583 00:09:51,500 ♪ So you better look out below ♪ ♪ So you better look out below ♪
252 00:09:52,667 00:09:56,333 ♪ So better buckle up and hold on tight ♪ ♪ So better buckle up and hold on tight ♪
253 00:09:56,417 00:09:59,375 ♪ 'Cuz it's gonna be a Bumpy ride tonight ♪ ♪ 'Cuz it's gonna be a Bumpy ride tonight ♪
254 00:09:59,458 00:10:02,625 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪ ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪
255 00:10:02,709 00:10:04,792 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪ ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪
256 00:10:04,875 00:10:06,542 ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪ ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪
257 00:10:06,625 00:10:09,542 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪ ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪
258 00:10:09,625 00:10:11,542 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪ ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪
259 00:10:11,625 00:10:13,625 ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪ ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪
260 00:10:13,709 00:10:16,667 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪ ♪ Boom, gun-powder, Music gets louder ♪
261 00:10:16,750 00:10:18,875 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪ ♪ Shakes you down to your soul ♪
262 00:10:18,959 00:10:21,375 ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪ ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪
263 00:10:21,458 00:10:23,166 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
264 00:10:23,959 00:10:26,125 Yeah! Stage dive! Yeah! Stage dive!
265 00:10:37,583 00:10:39,041 [splashes quietly] [splashes quietly]
266 00:10:39,125 00:10:41,083 Guys, that was awesome! Guys, that was awesome!
267 00:10:42,625 00:10:44,458 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
268 00:10:44,542 00:10:47,583 [all] Zack! Good news! We've discussed it and you're back in the band. [all] Zack! Good news! We've discussed it and you're back in the band.
269 00:10:47,667 00:10:49,834 Thanks, but I don't want to get back in the band. Thanks, but I don't want to get back in the band.
270 00:10:49,917 00:10:51,667 Secret message received. Secret message received.
271 00:10:51,750 00:10:53,542 Practice tomorrow at four. Practice tomorrow at four.
272 00:10:53,625 00:10:55,542 It wasn't a secret message. It wasn't a secret message.
273 00:10:55,625 00:10:56,667 Okay. Okay.
274 00:10:56,750 00:10:58,583 Okay nothing. I'm not back in the band. Okay nothing. I'm not back in the band.
275 00:10:58,667 00:11:00,250 So rehearsal's on Saturday. So rehearsal's on Saturday.
276 00:11:00,333 00:11:02,208 Is there any chance you can pick up pizza on the way? Is there any chance you can pick up pizza on the way?
277 00:11:02,291 00:11:03,417 I'm not picking up anything. I'm not picking up anything.
278 00:11:03,500 00:11:04,709 -I'm not back in the... -[Slash] Walk away, man. -I'm not back in the... -[Slash] Walk away, man.
279 00:11:04,792 00:11:07,125 -[playing guitar] -Just walk away. -[playing guitar] -Just walk away.
280 00:11:10,500 00:11:11,500 [crows cawing] [crows cawing]
281 00:11:14,667 00:11:16,125 There it is. There it is.
282 00:11:16,208 00:11:18,250 The temple of forgotten math books. The temple of forgotten math books.
283 00:11:18,333 00:11:21,041 You mean, "School where you happen to always forget your math book"? You mean, "School where you happen to always forget your math book"?
284 00:11:21,125 00:11:23,959 It does start looking creepier as the sun goes down. It does start looking creepier as the sun goes down.
285 00:11:24,041 00:11:26,417 I hope Miss Camilichec's room isn't locked. I hope Miss Camilichec's room isn't locked.
286 00:11:26,500 00:11:29,041 We might need the Great Key Keeper to get in the classroom. We might need the Great Key Keeper to get in the classroom.
287 00:11:29,125 00:11:30,709 -Who? -Fred the janitor. -Who? -Fred the janitor.
288 00:11:30,792 00:11:33,792 Also known as "The Key Keeper." Also known as "The Key Keeper."
289 00:11:33,875 00:11:35,291 Because he has a lot of keys. Because he has a lot of keys.
290 00:11:35,375 00:11:37,583 He's a wise and mysterious force He's a wise and mysterious force
291 00:11:37,667 00:11:40,500 who guides us on quests toward enlightenment. who guides us on quests toward enlightenment.
292 00:11:40,583 00:11:44,625 The janitor at my old school just yelled at us and called us slobs. The janitor at my old school just yelled at us and called us slobs.
293 00:11:50,125 00:11:51,959 Oh, out of batteries. Oh, out of batteries.
294 00:11:54,834 00:11:56,458 Hello? Hello?
295 00:11:56,542 00:11:58,125 -Hello? -Hello? -Hello? -Hello?
296 00:12:00,667 00:12:02,834 -Hello, children. -[all] Principal Milder! -Hello, children. -[all] Principal Milder!
297 00:12:02,917 00:12:04,625 You kids are here a little late. You kids are here a little late.
298 00:12:04,709 00:12:07,125 I forgot a book that I need for my homework. I forgot a book that I need for my homework.
299 00:12:07,208 00:12:09,625 Again? Melissa, I'm so disappointed. Again? Melissa, I'm so disappointed.
300 00:12:09,834 00:12:11,750 It's just in Ms. Camilichec's room. It's just in Ms. Camilichec's room.
301 00:12:11,834 00:12:13,208 Oh, she locked up early. Oh, she locked up early.
302 00:12:13,291 00:12:15,041 Er, can we turn the hall lights on? Er, can we turn the hall lights on?
303 00:12:15,125 00:12:18,792 No. We need to save money after the school board bought that yacht. No. We need to save money after the school board bought that yacht.
304 00:12:19,959 00:12:22,041 Step into my office, we'll get that key. Step into my office, we'll get that key.
305 00:12:24,834 00:12:26,959 I'm giving you my only copy. I'm giving you my only copy.
306 00:12:27,041 00:12:28,625 And I'm saying thank you. And I'm saying thank you.
307 00:12:28,709 00:12:31,208 Why are they describing what they're doing? Why are they describing what they're doing?
308 00:12:31,291 00:12:33,959 I once knew a kid who borrowed one of my classroom keys I once knew a kid who borrowed one of my classroom keys
309 00:12:34,041 00:12:35,208 and didn't return it. and didn't return it.
310 00:12:35,291 00:12:36,959 And do you know what happened to that kid? And do you know what happened to that kid?
311 00:12:37,041 00:12:39,125 -No. -Okay, well, if you find out, -No. -Okay, well, if you find out,
312 00:12:39,208 00:12:41,667 tell them I would like my keys back. tell them I would like my keys back.
313 00:12:41,750 00:12:45,458 Someday three children I know will be sitting around saying, Someday three children I know will be sitting around saying,
314 00:12:45,542 00:12:48,709 "Old Principal Milder, she really taught us something." "Old Principal Milder, she really taught us something."
315 00:12:48,792 00:12:49,792 You mean us? You mean us?
316 00:12:49,875 00:12:51,750 Oh, no. Three other kids. Oh, no. Three other kids.
317 00:12:53,750 00:12:57,125 [Zack] I could show you some techniques to help you not forget stuff. [Zack] I could show you some techniques to help you not forget stuff.
318 00:12:57,208 00:12:58,792 Ooh, "Techniques"? Ooh, "Techniques"?
319 00:12:58,875 00:13:01,125 You could make a list of things you need to take home. You could make a list of things you need to take home.
320 00:13:01,208 00:13:03,458 -Oh, I made a list. -And where is it now? -Oh, I made a list. -And where is it now?
321 00:13:03,542 00:13:05,834 I needed something to hold the page in my math book. I needed something to hold the page in my math book.
322 00:13:05,917 00:13:07,834 Here it is. And here's the list I made. Here it is. And here's the list I made.
323 00:13:07,917 00:13:10,250 See? "Bring home math book." See? "Bring home math book."
324 00:13:10,333 00:13:11,917 Lists don't work. Boom! Lists don't work. Boom!
325 00:13:12,000 00:13:15,166 Well, not if you leave them in the thing, you were trying to remember. Well, not if you leave them in the thing, you were trying to remember.
326 00:13:18,166 00:13:20,375 Zack, the key? We need to lock the door. Zack, the key? We need to lock the door.
327 00:13:20,458 00:13:22,583 Oh, I saw it on the desk in there. Oh, I saw it on the desk in there.
328 00:13:24,208 00:13:26,834 The good news is, we have already locked the door. The good news is, we have already locked the door.
329 00:13:26,917 00:13:29,834 The bad news is, we have already locked the door. The bad news is, we have already locked the door.
330 00:13:29,917 00:13:32,667 No! I have to get her key back! No! I have to get her key back!
331 00:13:32,750 00:13:36,291 I'm going to be the star of one of her I-knew-a-kid-stories. I'm going to be the star of one of her I-knew-a-kid-stories.
332 00:13:36,375 00:13:39,834 Don't worry, no one ever knows what kid she's talking about when she tells them. Don't worry, no one ever knows what kid she's talking about when she tells them.
333 00:13:39,917 00:13:43,125 Looks like we're going to need the Great Key Keeper after all. Looks like we're going to need the Great Key Keeper after all.
334 00:13:43,208 00:13:44,542 You're right. You're right.
335 00:13:44,625 00:13:47,125 He can get us back in. But he's impossible to find. He can get us back in. But he's impossible to find.
336 00:13:47,208 00:13:49,875 Some say, he doesn't even exist. Some say, he doesn't even exist.
337 00:13:49,959 00:13:51,834 But you said he's the janitor. But you said he's the janitor.
338 00:13:51,917 00:13:54,709 Some say, I said he's the janitor. Some say, I said he's the janitor.
339 00:13:54,792 00:13:57,208 -It a quest! -Yeah, a quest. -It a quest! -Yeah, a quest.
340 00:13:57,291 00:13:59,500 Looking for the janitor is a "quest?" Looking for the janitor is a "quest?"
341 00:13:59,583 00:14:01,208 Okay, do you want a quest or not? Okay, do you want a quest or not?
342 00:14:01,291 00:14:03,750 Because if not, there's a chair right there with your name on it. Because if not, there's a chair right there with your name on it.
343 00:14:03,834 00:14:05,375 Literally, in a heart. Literally, in a heart.
344 00:14:06,959 00:14:08,917 By the way, I think that girl Crystal likes you. By the way, I think that girl Crystal likes you.
345 00:14:09,000 00:14:09,875 Wait. Which one is Crystal? Wait. Which one is Crystal?
346 00:14:09,959 00:14:11,542 The one that likes you, apparently. The one that likes you, apparently.
347 00:14:11,625 00:14:14,166 Wait a minute! On the back of this blank piece of paper. Wait a minute! On the back of this blank piece of paper.
348 00:14:14,250 00:14:15,709 It's a map of the school! It's a map of the school!
349 00:14:15,792 00:14:18,041 No, that blank piece of paper is just the back of a map. No, that blank piece of paper is just the back of a map.
350 00:14:18,125 00:14:19,542 What are the odds that we would find this What are the odds that we would find this
351 00:14:19,625 00:14:21,333 on the very evening of our quest? on the very evening of our quest?
352 00:14:21,417 00:14:23,750 Pretty high, since they hand those out to everybody. Pretty high, since they hand those out to everybody.
353 00:14:23,834 00:14:25,792 Shh! The quest. Shh! The quest.
354 00:14:26,792 00:14:27,875 Fred? Fred?
355 00:14:27,959 00:14:30,625 Weird. The great key keeper doesn't lock his own door. Weird. The great key keeper doesn't lock his own door.
356 00:14:30,709 00:14:33,792 The Pyramids. Stonehenge. The Pyramids. Stonehenge.
357 00:14:36,125 00:14:37,792 Well. Nothing lasts forever. Well. Nothing lasts forever.
358 00:14:39,291 00:14:41,792 There's gotta be a clue around here somewhere. There's gotta be a clue around here somewhere.
359 00:14:41,875 00:14:43,709 -[all gasps] -[all] Mr. Drako? -[all gasps] -[all] Mr. Drako?
360 00:14:43,792 00:14:47,333 Oh, children. I stepped inside to get a mop and I got locked inside. Oh, children. I stepped inside to get a mop and I got locked inside.
361 00:14:47,417 00:14:49,250 I've done that so many times. I've done that so many times.
362 00:14:49,333 00:14:50,917 Hey! There's a note. Hey! There's a note.
363 00:14:51,000 00:14:54,125 "Children, follow the path where your feet may squeak, "Children, follow the path where your feet may squeak,
364 00:14:54,208 00:14:56,917 only then will you receive the object you seek." only then will you receive the object you seek."
365 00:14:57,000 00:14:58,792 Ooh, cryptic! Ooh, cryptic!
366 00:14:58,875 00:15:00,375 Why? Because it rhymes? Why? Because it rhymes?
367 00:15:00,458 00:15:03,041 Feet squeak on clean floors. Feet squeak on clean floors.
368 00:15:03,125 00:15:04,750 He's cleaning the hallway! He's cleaning the hallway!
369 00:15:04,834 00:15:05,834 [all] The quest! [all] The quest!
370 00:15:05,917 00:15:07,792 [Zack] Also called just "Looking for the janitor." [Zack] Also called just "Looking for the janitor."
371 00:15:07,875 00:15:08,875 [Melissa] Zack! [Melissa] Zack!
372 00:15:12,166 00:15:13,375 [all clamoring] [all clamoring]
373 00:15:16,166 00:15:18,083 Man, he gets these floors so clean. Man, he gets these floors so clean.
374 00:15:18,166 00:15:19,583 We're actually accelerating! We're actually accelerating!
375 00:15:19,667 00:15:21,250 [Melissa] Look out for the Jefferson G. County statue! [Melissa] Look out for the Jefferson G. County statue!
376 00:15:21,333 00:15:22,417 [all grunt] [all grunt]
377 00:15:22,500 00:15:23,875 It's falling! [grunts] It's falling! [grunts]
378 00:15:26,500 00:15:28,959 Is knocking over that statue part of the "quest"? Is knocking over that statue part of the "quest"?
379 00:15:29,041 00:15:30,625 You don't have to use air quotes. You don't have to use air quotes.
380 00:15:30,709 00:15:32,875 -I can't help it. -Could be the quest. -I can't help it. -Could be the quest.
381 00:15:32,959 00:15:34,417 It could also be Murphy's Law, you know. It could also be Murphy's Law, you know.
382 00:15:34,500 00:15:36,291 Something that can go wrong, going wrong. Something that can go wrong, going wrong.
383 00:15:36,375 00:15:38,000 That's what makes it questy. That's what makes it questy.
384 00:15:38,083 00:15:39,959 -Stop making up words. -[chuckles] -Stop making up words. -[chuckles]
385 00:15:40,041 00:15:41,834 The wet floors stop here. The wet floors stop here.
386 00:15:41,917 00:15:43,291 As if he vanished. As if he vanished.
387 00:15:43,375 00:15:45,834 Either that or he did this area first, Either that or he did this area first,
388 00:15:45,917 00:15:47,291 and it just had time to dry. and it just had time to dry.
389 00:15:47,375 00:15:49,000 -[pounding] -Beat them. Knock them clean. -[pounding] -Beat them. Knock them clean.
390 00:15:49,083 00:15:50,166 [all coughs] [all coughs]
391 00:15:50,250 00:15:51,959 The hall monitors are cleaning the erasers! [coughs] The hall monitors are cleaning the erasers! [coughs]
392 00:15:52,041 00:15:53,834 Quick, put on these dust-filtering masks. Quick, put on these dust-filtering masks.
393 00:15:53,917 00:15:56,083 [Zack] And they have animal faces on them because? [Zack] And they have animal faces on them because?
394 00:15:56,166 00:15:59,083 [Milo] They serve a variety of purposes. [Milo] They serve a variety of purposes.
395 00:15:59,166 00:16:02,875 Beat them. Knock them clean. Beat them like a tambourine. Beat them. Knock them clean. Beat them like a tambourine.
396 00:16:06,208 00:16:07,500 [Zack] It's jammed! [Zack] It's jammed!
397 00:16:09,041 00:16:11,000 It's like my dad always says, It's like my dad always says,
398 00:16:11,083 00:16:15,000 "The only way out is through a creepy dark corridor." "The only way out is through a creepy dark corridor."
399 00:16:23,125 00:16:24,375 [quietly] Milo. [quietly] Milo.
400 00:16:25,750 00:16:28,041 Oh, that's just the school Halloween decorations. Oh, that's just the school Halloween decorations.
401 00:16:28,125 00:16:30,000 [Zack] So, these are just decorations too? [Zack] So, these are just decorations too?
402 00:16:30,083 00:16:31,917 -Oh, no, yours are real. -[both scream] -Oh, no, yours are real. -[both scream]
403 00:16:32,000 00:16:33,834 -Get them off! -Get them off! -Get them off! -Get them off!
404 00:16:37,583 00:16:38,750 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
405 00:16:38,834 00:16:40,125 We're going to grow old in here, We're going to grow old in here,
406 00:16:40,208 00:16:42,458 and they'll find us when we're like, 24. and they'll find us when we're like, 24.
407 00:16:42,542 00:16:46,291 And Principal Milder will still be talking about how irresponsible I am! And Principal Milder will still be talking about how irresponsible I am!
408 00:16:46,375 00:16:48,000 Hang on! Hang on!
409 00:16:48,083 00:16:51,000 I think I have something that can get us out! I think I have something that can get us out!
410 00:16:51,083 00:16:53,000 So that's what our student ID's are for. So that's what our student ID's are for.
411 00:16:54,291 00:16:56,875 So this is the library. So this is the library.
412 00:16:56,959 00:17:00,041 It's like the Internet, but on paper. It's like the Internet, but on paper.
413 00:17:01,458 00:17:02,458 Hey, wait. Hey, wait.
414 00:17:04,125 00:17:05,750 One red book... One red book...
415 00:17:05,834 00:17:07,041 [Zack] So how are we going to get out? [Zack] So how are we going to get out?
416 00:17:07,125 00:17:08,792 I think that was our only way in. I think that was our only way in.
417 00:17:09,291 00:17:10,291 [screams] [screams]
418 00:17:11,291 00:17:13,041 What were you doing? What were you doing?
419 00:17:13,125 00:17:15,083 I was tilting a book to see if there was a secret passageway. I was tilting a book to see if there was a secret passageway.
420 00:17:15,166 00:17:17,041 [crumbles] [crumbles]
421 00:17:17,125 00:17:20,458 Wow... I was absolutely sure that would not work. Wow... I was absolutely sure that would not work.
422 00:17:27,125 00:17:29,041 It's so dark in here. I can't see anything. It's so dark in here. I can't see anything.
423 00:17:29,125 00:17:31,041 I got that covered. I got that covered.
424 00:17:31,125 00:17:32,166 How's this going to work? How's this going to work?
425 00:17:32,250 00:17:34,166 I got a generator in my backpack. I got a generator in my backpack.
426 00:17:34,250 00:17:35,959 You know, this reminds me of the time my family You know, this reminds me of the time my family
427 00:17:36,041 00:17:38,750 and I fell into an undiscovered Aztec temple and we had to... and I fell into an undiscovered Aztec temple and we had to...
428 00:17:38,834 00:17:41,041 -[generator running] -[inaudible] -[generator running] -[inaudible]
429 00:17:54,458 00:17:56,125 -[generator goes down] -...the museum. -[generator goes down] -...the museum.
430 00:17:56,208 00:17:57,917 Oh, the generator ran out of gas. Oh, the generator ran out of gas.
431 00:17:58,000 00:17:59,917 So the Mona Lisa that's hanging in the Louvre So the Mona Lisa that's hanging in the Louvre
432 00:18:00,000 00:18:02,083 right now isn't even the real one? right now isn't even the real one?
433 00:18:02,166 00:18:03,959 Nope. That was painted by my cousin Reggie. Nope. That was painted by my cousin Reggie.
434 00:18:04,041 00:18:06,583 Though to be fair, Reggie is an above-average artist. Though to be fair, Reggie is an above-average artist.
435 00:18:06,667 00:18:09,291 Hey look, guys, the Great Key Keeper left us a sign! Hey look, guys, the Great Key Keeper left us a sign!
436 00:18:09,375 00:18:11,458 Yes! I knew he wouldn't let us down. Yes! I knew he wouldn't let us down.
437 00:18:11,542 00:18:14,208 -A mop bucket? -No, not a mop bucket. -A mop bucket? -No, not a mop bucket.
438 00:18:14,291 00:18:16,375 A sign on the... A sign on the...
439 00:18:16,458 00:18:18,875 -[sarcastically] Quest. -Guys, up here! -[sarcastically] Quest. -Guys, up here!
440 00:18:26,500 00:18:27,959 I've seen this before. I've seen this before.
441 00:18:28,041 00:18:30,166 Me too. Maybe in a dream. Me too. Maybe in a dream.
442 00:18:32,500 00:18:34,041 Or during second period. Or during second period.
443 00:18:34,917 00:18:36,125 Goggles everyone! Goggles everyone!
444 00:18:36,208 00:18:38,000 In case of a chemical splatter In case of a chemical splatter
445 00:18:38,083 00:18:40,125 or Bunsen burner incident or... or Bunsen burner incident or...
446 00:18:40,208 00:18:42,166 -[smashes] -Ferret attack! -[smashes] -Ferret attack!
447 00:18:43,583 00:18:46,291 [gasps] I'd just gotten them down for the night. [gasps] I'd just gotten them down for the night.
448 00:18:46,375 00:18:48,208 Sam, Betty, Jackie, Skylar! Sam, Betty, Jackie, Skylar!
449 00:18:50,208 00:18:51,208 [Melissa] A clue! [Melissa] A clue!
450 00:18:52,208 00:18:53,583 See. Goggles. See. Goggles.
451 00:18:54,583 00:18:56,125 You brought the ball back! You brought the ball back!
452 00:18:56,208 00:18:58,834 [chuckles] Today must be my lucky day. [chuckles] Today must be my lucky day.
453 00:18:58,917 00:19:02,208 The janitor caught a pop fly up on the roof only minutes ago. The janitor caught a pop fly up on the roof only minutes ago.
454 00:19:02,291 00:19:05,625 [all] Hey. It's like I've got a whole new crop of outfielders. [all] Hey. It's like I've got a whole new crop of outfielders.
455 00:19:05,709 00:19:06,750 [groans] [groans]
456 00:19:06,834 00:19:08,500 Please, please let that happen. Please, please let that happen.
457 00:19:08,583 00:19:10,041 Did you say the janitor was on the roof? Did you say the janitor was on the roof?
458 00:19:10,125 00:19:12,041 Well, I assumed it was the janitor. Well, I assumed it was the janitor.
459 00:19:12,125 00:19:14,083 I mean, I... I've never really met the guy, you know. I mean, I... I've never really met the guy, you know.
460 00:19:14,166 00:19:18,083 Although sometimes I swear he's guiding me with little messages. Although sometimes I swear he's guiding me with little messages.
461 00:19:18,166 00:19:20,458 -Is... Is that stupid? -[both] No! -Is... Is that stupid? -[both] No!
462 00:19:20,542 00:19:22,166 Yeah, I'm going to reserve comment. Yeah, I'm going to reserve comment.
463 00:19:23,542 00:19:25,375 Well, no janitor. What now? Well, no janitor. What now?
464 00:19:25,458 00:19:27,291 I don't know, I guess we go back to... I don't know, I guess we go back to...
465 00:19:27,375 00:19:29,208 Oh... Oh...
466 00:19:29,291 00:19:32,166 I think this whole day was a lesson about automatically locking doors. I think this whole day was a lesson about automatically locking doors.
467 00:19:32,250 00:19:35,458 Hey! We're right over Ms. Camilichec's classroom. Hey! We're right over Ms. Camilichec's classroom.
468 00:19:35,542 00:19:36,625 Do you think... Do you think...
469 00:19:36,709 00:19:39,333 My dad always says "When one door closes, My dad always says "When one door closes,
470 00:19:39,417 00:19:42,667 there's usually access through a vent in the roof." there's usually access through a vent in the roof."
471 00:19:42,750 00:19:46,041 Oh, hey, my art pad, I need that too. Oh, hey, my art pad, I need that too.
472 00:19:46,125 00:19:47,709 I forgot I even forgot that. I forgot I even forgot that.
473 00:19:47,792 00:19:48,792 Got it! Got it!
474 00:19:52,041 00:19:53,041 [gasps] [gasps]
475 00:19:55,208 00:19:56,500 [Milo] Oh, it's the drama club. [Milo] Oh, it's the drama club.
476 00:19:56,583 00:19:58,375 What's with the scary masks? What's with the scary masks?
477 00:19:58,458 00:20:00,500 We're doing commedia dell'arte. We're doing commedia dell'arte.
478 00:20:00,583 00:20:05,208 I'm Pantalone, the greedy Venetian merchant. [snickering] I'm Pantalone, the greedy Venetian merchant. [snickering]
479 00:20:05,291 00:20:06,125 Come back here! Come back here!
480 00:20:07,125 00:20:08,250 [wailing] [wailing]
481 00:20:09,166 00:20:10,333 [alarm ringing] [alarm ringing]
482 00:20:10,417 00:20:13,041 Quiet everyone, this is not a drill! Quiet everyone, this is not a drill!
483 00:20:13,125 00:20:15,041 Principal Milder, it's not a fire. Principal Milder, it's not a fire.
484 00:20:15,125 00:20:16,208 [Milo] Sorry, we... [Milo] Sorry, we...
485 00:20:16,291 00:20:17,542 [Principal Milder] You know, I once knew three children [Principal Milder] You know, I once knew three children
486 00:20:17,625 00:20:19,333 who didn't enact their fire drill lessons who didn't enact their fire drill lessons
487 00:20:19,417 00:20:20,750 and one day, those three... and one day, those three...
488 00:20:24,375 00:20:25,834 I said to them, I said to them,
489 00:20:25,917 00:20:27,542 "You think you're going to have it better than this out in the wild, "You think you're going to have it better than this out in the wild,
490 00:20:27,625 00:20:29,834 go ahead, run free, fly the nest. go ahead, run free, fly the nest.
491 00:20:29,917 00:20:32,291 But under my roof, you'll obey my rules." But under my roof, you'll obey my rules."
492 00:20:32,375 00:20:34,583 -[ferrets sqeaking] -And it was like, something clicked. -[ferrets sqeaking] -And it was like, something clicked.
493 00:20:34,667 00:20:38,917 Or maybe it's just that cheesy cracker you got stuck to your foot. Or maybe it's just that cheesy cracker you got stuck to your foot.
494 00:20:39,000 00:20:40,583 By the way, while we were up on the roof, By the way, while we were up on the roof,
495 00:20:40,667 00:20:42,250 I put on a new coat of sealant. I put on a new coat of sealant.
496 00:20:42,333 00:20:43,709 You know, I once knew a child You know, I once knew a child
497 00:20:43,792 00:20:46,250 who was always up on roof tops sealing vents. who was always up on roof tops sealing vents.
498 00:20:46,333 00:20:47,375 Do you know what happened to him? Do you know what happened to him?
499 00:20:47,458 00:20:49,291 He's a successful contractor? He's a successful contractor?
500 00:20:49,375 00:20:52,083 Hmm... Interesting theory. Hmm... Interesting theory.
501 00:20:52,166 00:20:53,709 Did you have fun on the "quest"? Did you have fun on the "quest"?
502 00:20:53,792 00:20:55,709 You mean the quest, no quotes. You mean the quest, no quotes.
503 00:20:55,792 00:20:57,083 Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
504 00:20:57,166 00:20:58,834 But it's too bad, we never meet the key keeper. But it's too bad, we never meet the key keeper.
505 00:20:58,917 00:21:02,250 Oh, come back! I have more cheese crackers! Oh, come back! I have more cheese crackers!
506 00:21:04,542 00:21:06,750 It's you! The Great Key Keeper! It's you! The Great Key Keeper!
507 00:21:06,834 00:21:08,458 -Fred the Janitor! -Yes, hello. -Fred the Janitor! -Yes, hello.
508 00:21:08,542 00:21:10,125 We really appreciate your help. We really appreciate your help.
509 00:21:10,208 00:21:12,291 My math book would thank you if it could speak. My math book would thank you if it could speak.
510 00:21:12,375 00:21:14,291 I hereby bestow these treasures I hereby bestow these treasures
511 00:21:14,375 00:21:17,166 upon you and your trusty allies. upon you and your trusty allies.
512 00:21:17,250 00:21:19,041 We will treasure these always. We will treasure these always.
513 00:21:19,125 00:21:20,208 That's fine. That's fine.
514 00:21:20,291 00:21:22,333 But first, go help clean up the hallway. But first, go help clean up the hallway.
515 00:21:22,417 00:21:23,417 Okay, but hang on. Okay, but hang on.
516 00:21:23,500 00:21:24,667 -Zack! Over here! -Zack! Zack! -Zack! Over here! -Zack! Zack!
517 00:21:24,750 00:21:26,000 It's the Key Keeper, come here! It's the Key Keeper, come here!
518 00:21:26,083 00:21:27,333 The Great Key Keeper! The Great Key Keeper!
519 00:21:27,417 00:21:28,250 He's gone. He's gone.
520 00:21:29,375 00:21:30,667 But he left us another sign. But he left us another sign.
521 00:21:30,750 00:21:32,458 Oh! I forgot this. Oh! I forgot this.
522 00:21:32,542 00:21:35,250 ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪
523 00:21:37,959 00:21:39,500 ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪
524 00:21:40,667 00:21:43,041 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
525 00:21:43,125 00:21:45,625 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪
526 00:21:45,709 00:21:48,291 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
527 00:21:51,083 00:21:52,166 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
528 00:21:52,250 00:21:53,375 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
529 00:21:53,458 00:21:56,458 ♪ 'I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ 'I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
530 00:21:56,542 00:21:58,333 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
531 00:21:58,417 00:22:00,667 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
532 00:22:00,750 00:22:02,709 ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪