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1 00:00:08,083 00:00:10,583 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪
2 00:00:10,667 00:00:13,000 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪
3 00:00:13,083 00:00:15,625 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪
4 00:00:15,709 00:00:18,375 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪ ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be ♪
5 00:00:18,458 00:00:20,959 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
6 00:00:21,041 00:00:23,375 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪
7 00:00:23,458 00:00:25,625 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
8 00:00:25,709 00:00:28,291 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
9 00:00:28,375 00:00:31,709 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
10 00:00:33,709 00:00:35,542 ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪
11 00:00:35,625 00:00:37,959 ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world And we're all livin' in it ♪
12 00:00:46,875 00:00:48,417 I have a secret! I have a secret!
13 00:00:48,500 00:00:50,959 Milo, that's not how secrets work. Milo, that's not how secrets work.
14 00:00:51,041 00:00:52,333 You don't just blurt it out. You don't just blurt it out.
15 00:00:52,500 00:00:54,041 First, you have to hint that you have a secret, First, you have to hint that you have a secret,
16 00:00:54,125 00:00:55,709 and then you gotta wait for someone to ask you. and then you gotta wait for someone to ask you.
17 00:00:55,792 00:00:57,375 -So what's your secret? -Like that. -So what's your secret? -Like that.
18 00:00:57,458 00:00:58,500 I've been taking a cooking class I've been taking a cooking class
19 00:00:58,583 00:01:00,208 at the local community college. at the local community college.
20 00:01:00,291 00:01:03,208 Or at least I was, till the ovens blew up. But I learned a lot! Or at least I was, till the ovens blew up. But I learned a lot!
21 00:01:03,291 00:01:05,458 So, I'm going to cook dinner for you guys. So, I'm going to cook dinner for you guys.
22 00:01:05,542 00:01:07,500 Milo and open flame? Milo and open flame?
23 00:01:07,583 00:01:09,792 Now that's a recipe for some running and screaming. Now that's a recipe for some running and screaming.
24 00:01:10,750 00:01:12,625 What if we just order out? What if we just order out?
25 00:01:12,709 00:01:15,625 They can probably deliver right to the hospital where we'll be later. They can probably deliver right to the hospital where we'll be later.
26 00:01:15,709 00:01:17,750 Come on, guys. I got this! Come on, guys. I got this!
27 00:01:17,834 00:01:20,125 Wrong chapeau, chef de cuisine. Wrong chapeau, chef de cuisine.
28 00:01:20,208 00:01:22,792 Oops. I had the silly thing set for sleuthing. Oops. I had the silly thing set for sleuthing.
29 00:01:23,875 00:01:26,542 Here it goes. First thing, open the box. Here it goes. First thing, open the box.
30 00:01:26,625 00:01:27,625 [both gasping] [both gasping]
31 00:01:29,625 00:01:31,542 Next, add dried noodles to boiling water. Next, add dried noodles to boiling water.
32 00:01:32,750 00:01:33,625 He's boiling water! He's boiling water!
33 00:01:33,709 00:01:35,250 I know! I know!
34 00:01:35,333 00:01:36,792 Wait a second. It looks like he knows what he's doing. Wait a second. It looks like he knows what he's doing.
35 00:01:41,333 00:01:43,667 You wear your backpack while you cook? You wear your backpack while you cook?
36 00:01:43,750 00:01:45,792 -I wear it everywhere. -Everywhere? -I wear it everywhere. -Everywhere?
37 00:01:45,875 00:01:47,792 Well, except for backpacking. Well, except for backpacking.
38 00:01:47,875 00:01:49,542 I have a different backpack for that. I have a different backpack for that.
39 00:01:49,625 00:01:52,291 So, Chef Milo, what's your secret ingredient? So, Chef Milo, what's your secret ingredient?
40 00:01:52,375 00:01:54,583 It's a secret. I don't want to ruin the surprise. It's a secret. I don't want to ruin the surprise.
41 00:01:54,667 00:01:56,959 What if it's not a secret and we can prepare for it instead? What if it's not a secret and we can prepare for it instead?
42 00:01:57,041 00:01:58,875 Too late! It's already ready already. Too late! It's already ready already.
43 00:01:58,959 00:02:00,792 Here you go! Mac and cheese! Here you go! Mac and cheese!
44 00:02:01,792 00:02:03,709 Wow, impressive! Wow, impressive!
45 00:02:03,792 00:02:05,250 Uh-oh. Too much yeast. Uh-oh. Too much yeast.
46 00:02:05,333 00:02:06,625 Yeast in mac and cheese? Yeast in mac and cheese?
47 00:02:06,709 00:02:07,792 I guess now we know the secret ingre... I guess now we know the secret ingre...
48 00:02:07,875 00:02:09,083 [explodes] [explodes]
49 00:02:21,875 00:02:22,875 Surprise! Surprise!
50 00:02:23,917 00:02:25,834 It's in my nose. It's in my nose.
51 00:02:25,917 00:02:26,917 You guys okay? You guys okay?
52 00:02:27,000 00:02:28,583 Yeah, like this is the first time Yeah, like this is the first time
53 00:02:28,667 00:02:30,792 we've ever been covered in cheese and stuck to a wall. we've ever been covered in cheese and stuck to a wall.
54 00:02:30,875 00:02:31,917 [clock ticking] [clock ticking]
55 00:02:33,959 00:02:35,834 Thanks for letting us borrow a change of clothes, Milo. Thanks for letting us borrow a change of clothes, Milo.
56 00:02:35,917 00:02:37,291 Is that what I look like? Is that what I look like?
57 00:02:37,375 00:02:38,542 If you were two people If you were two people
58 00:02:38,625 00:02:39,500 and one of you was a girl. and one of you was a girl.
59 00:02:39,583 00:02:41,750 You know, this outfit makes me feel happy. You know, this outfit makes me feel happy.
60 00:02:41,834 00:02:43,750 -Really? -Yeah, there was a dollar in the pocket. -Really? -Yeah, there was a dollar in the pocket.
61 00:02:43,834 00:02:45,834 Well, I think we look like a boy band. Well, I think we look like a boy band.
62 00:02:45,917 00:02:46,750 No. We don't. No. We don't.
63 00:02:46,834 00:02:49,000 We definitely don't look like a boy band. We definitely don't look like a boy band.
64 00:02:49,083 00:02:51,542 Uh, what have you got against boy bands? Uh, what have you got against boy bands?
65 00:02:51,625 00:02:53,500 Nothing. You know, it's just two words. Nothing. You know, it's just two words.
66 00:02:53,583 00:02:55,834 Band, boy. Boy, band. Ha-ha. Band, boy. Boy, band. Ha-ha.
67 00:02:55,917 00:02:58,792 Who's hungry? Come on, let's go order some pizza. Who's hungry? Come on, let's go order some pizza.
68 00:02:58,875 00:03:01,208 Okay. Okay.
69 00:03:01,291 00:03:02,917 Luckily, there's a place nearby. Luckily, there's a place nearby.
70 00:03:03,000 00:03:04,834 Ye Old Pizza. Ye Old Pizza.
71 00:03:04,917 00:03:05,875 How does British pizza sound? How does British pizza sound?
72 00:03:05,959 00:03:07,959 A little standoffish but lovable. A little standoffish but lovable.
73 00:03:08,041 00:03:11,250 Never had much luck with pizza deliveries at our house. Never had much luck with pizza deliveries at our house.
74 00:03:11,333 00:03:13,834 If it shows up at all, it's usually on fire. If it shows up at all, it's usually on fire.
75 00:03:13,917 00:03:14,834 Let's give it a try anyway. Let's give it a try anyway.
76 00:03:14,917 00:03:16,458 It says it's guaranteed. It says it's guaranteed.
77 00:03:17,750 00:03:19,000 [drumroll] [drumroll]
78 00:03:19,083 00:03:20,667 ♪ Ye Olde Pizza ♪ ♪ Ye Olde Pizza ♪
79 00:03:20,750 00:03:22,667 ♪ When you're tired Of bangers and mash ♪ ♪ When you're tired Of bangers and mash ♪
80 00:03:22,750 00:03:24,000 But we've got that too! But we've got that too!
81 00:03:24,083 00:03:26,875 Guaranteed delivery in one one-thousandth of a fortnight! Guaranteed delivery in one one-thousandth of a fortnight!
82 00:03:26,959 00:03:29,625 One one-thousandth of a fortnight? One one-thousandth of a fortnight?
83 00:03:29,709 00:03:31,333 Twenty minutes and change. Twenty minutes and change.
84 00:03:31,417 00:03:33,792 [man] Please wait while we connect you to your helpful pizza squire. [man] Please wait while we connect you to your helpful pizza squire.
85 00:03:33,875 00:03:34,875 Allo, allo, allo. Allo, allo, allo.
86 00:03:34,959 00:03:36,875 Ye Olde Pizza! Ye Olde Pizza!
87 00:03:36,959 00:03:39,583 Milo? I don't believe it. Is that you? Milo? I don't believe it. Is that you?
88 00:03:39,667 00:03:42,000 Veronica? How long have you been a pizza squire? Veronica? How long have you been a pizza squire?
89 00:03:42,083 00:03:44,709 I haven't seen you in, like, 300 fortnights. I haven't seen you in, like, 300 fortnights.
90 00:03:44,959 00:03:45,959 [Veronica] I know, right? [Veronica] I know, right?
91 00:03:46,041 00:03:47,375 Put the calculator down. Put the calculator down.
92 00:03:47,458 00:03:50,041 It's been a long time. How are you? How's Diogee? It's been a long time. How are you? How's Diogee?
93 00:03:50,125 00:03:51,000 Veronica who? Veronica who?
94 00:03:51,083 00:03:52,542 I thought we knew all his friends. I thought we knew all his friends.
95 00:03:52,625 00:03:54,291 I thought we were all his friends. I thought we were all his friends.
96 00:03:54,375 00:03:56,500 Should I bring your favorite? Pepperoni and sausage? Should I bring your favorite? Pepperoni and sausage?
97 00:03:56,583 00:03:58,041 Make it a large and you can join us! Make it a large and you can join us!
98 00:03:58,125 00:03:59,542 And a diet soda. And a diet soda.
99 00:03:59,625 00:04:00,709 Hey! Hey!
100 00:04:00,792 00:04:02,959 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my... ♪ ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my... ♪
101 00:04:03,041 00:04:04,041 [shrieks] [shrieks]
102 00:04:04,959 00:04:06,083 What was that? What was that?
103 00:04:06,166 00:04:07,667 Oh. I, uh, you know, chops... Oh. I, uh, you know, chops...
104 00:04:07,750 00:04:09,834 Maybe they have chopped salad? [chuckles] Maybe they have chopped salad? [chuckles]
105 00:04:09,917 00:04:10,875 I don't know, do you want a chopped salad? I don't know, do you want a chopped salad?
106 00:04:11,000 00:04:12,166 I don't want a chopped salad. I don't want a chopped salad.
107 00:04:12,250 00:04:14,583 Do you want one? But hey, Milo, huh? Do you want one? But hey, Milo, huh?
108 00:04:14,667 00:04:17,041 -Who's this Veronica person? -Yeah. -Who's this Veronica person? -Yeah.
109 00:04:17,125 00:04:18,834 Come on, spill it, Murphy. Come on, spill it, Murphy.
110 00:04:18,917 00:04:20,834 Let's just say that with Veronica delivering, Let's just say that with Veronica delivering,
111 00:04:20,917 00:04:23,792 the odds are much better that we'll actually get the pizza. the odds are much better that we'll actually get the pizza.
112 00:04:23,875 00:04:25,125 And I'll let you in on another secret... And I'll let you in on another secret...
113 00:04:30,625 00:04:32,041 This isn't my backpack. This isn't my backpack.
114 00:04:32,125 00:04:33,458 [both] What? [both] What?
115 00:04:33,542 00:04:34,834 [music playing] [music playing]
116 00:04:39,000 00:04:41,500 ♪ I want a girl With a suit of armor ♪ ♪ I want a girl With a suit of armor ♪
117 00:04:44,166 00:04:47,500 ♪ In chain mail, She's a real Renaissance charmer ♪ ♪ In chain mail, She's a real Renaissance charmer ♪
118 00:04:47,583 00:04:48,583 [chuckling] [chuckling]
119 00:04:49,917 00:04:52,750 ♪ She's not the kind of Girl who is easily rattled ♪ ♪ She's not the kind of Girl who is easily rattled ♪
120 00:04:52,834 00:04:55,583 ♪ She knows her way around A broadsword battle ♪ ♪ She knows her way around A broadsword battle ♪
121 00:04:55,667 00:04:58,458 ♪ I want a girl with A suit of armor now ♪ ♪ I want a girl with A suit of armor now ♪
122 00:04:58,542 00:05:00,125 [Veronica] Yeah! [Veronica] Yeah!
123 00:05:00,208 00:05:02,667 -Wow, that's some good 3D. -Mmm-hmm. -Wow, that's some good 3D. -Mmm-hmm.
124 00:05:04,000 00:05:06,166 Come on, Milo. Who's this Veronica person? Come on, Milo. Who's this Veronica person?
125 00:05:06,250 00:05:08,291 You can't just drop a bomb like that and walk away! You can't just drop a bomb like that and walk away!
126 00:05:08,375 00:05:10,500 [Milo] You're the one who said some secrets are cool. [Milo] You're the one who said some secrets are cool.
127 00:05:10,583 00:05:11,875 I bet you have some. I bet you have some.
128 00:05:11,959 00:05:12,959 -[in altered voice] Come on. -[toy squeaking] -[in altered voice] Come on. -[toy squeaking]
129 00:05:13,041 00:05:14,125 Tell me your secrets! Tell me your secrets!
130 00:05:14,208 00:05:15,792 Tell them to me! Tell them to me!
131 00:05:15,875 00:05:18,041 Tell them to Mr. Badger! Tell them to Mr. Badger!
132 00:05:18,125 00:05:19,625 What are you doing? What are you doing?
133 00:05:19,709 00:05:21,166 [in normal voice] I'm badgering you. [in normal voice] I'm badgering you.
134 00:05:21,250 00:05:23,500 [in badger voice] I'm a badger! [in badger voice] I'm a badger!
135 00:05:23,583 00:05:25,959 -[in normal voice] Is it workin'? -Actually, it kind of is. -[in normal voice] Is it workin'? -Actually, it kind of is.
136 00:05:26,041 00:05:27,792 I do have a secret. I do have a secret.
137 00:05:27,875 00:05:29,500 Okay. This is not how I really look. Okay. This is not how I really look.
138 00:05:29,583 00:05:30,625 You mean, you're... You mean, you're...
139 00:05:30,709 00:05:32,583 That's right, Zack. That's right, Zack.
140 00:05:32,667 00:05:33,625 [in a robotic voice] I am a robot. [in a robotic voice] I am a robot.
141 00:05:33,709 00:05:35,625 [both screaming] [both screaming]
142 00:05:35,709 00:05:37,166 I am a robot. I am a robot. I am a robot. I am a robot.
143 00:05:37,250 00:05:38,333 -I am a robot. -[Melissa] Zack! -I am a robot. -[Melissa] Zack!
144 00:05:38,375 00:05:39,959 -[Melissa] Zack! -Huh? -[Melissa] Zack! -Huh?
145 00:05:40,041 00:05:42,041 -Zack, are you okay? -Oh, right. I'm fine. -Zack, are you okay? -Oh, right. I'm fine.
146 00:05:42,125 00:05:43,250 So, Melissa, what's your secret? So, Melissa, what's your secret?
147 00:05:43,333 00:05:45,083 This is not how I really look. This is not how I really look.
148 00:05:45,166 00:05:46,208 [speaking in a robotic voice] I am a robot. [speaking in a robotic voice] I am a robot.
149 00:05:46,291 00:05:47,959 [both screaming] [both screaming]
150 00:05:48,041 00:05:49,208 I am a robot. I am a robot. I am a robot. I am a robot.
151 00:05:49,291 00:05:50,917 [Zack] Melissa? Melissa! [Zack] Melissa? Melissa!
152 00:05:51,000 00:05:52,125 Huh? What? Huh? What?
153 00:05:52,208 00:05:53,959 What do you mean, this is not how you really look? What do you mean, this is not how you really look?
154 00:05:55,041 00:05:56,208 My two front teeth are fake. My two front teeth are fake.
155 00:05:56,291 00:05:57,709 Caught a pop fly with my face. Caught a pop fly with my face.
156 00:05:58,792 00:05:59,834 [screams] [screams]
157 00:06:00,083 00:06:01,625 [thuds] [thuds]
158 00:06:05,709 00:06:07,709 Okay, everyone, we've got an oil spill here. Okay, everyone, we've got an oil spill here.
159 00:06:07,792 00:06:09,333 Highly flammable. Stay back. Highly flammable. Stay back.
160 00:06:09,417 00:06:11,125 Hey, mister, that's not oil. Hey, mister, that's not oil.
161 00:06:11,208 00:06:13,041 -That's molasses! -Really? -That's molasses! -Really?
162 00:06:13,750 00:06:14,750 Okay then. Okay then.
163 00:06:16,125 00:06:17,250 Ah! Ah!
164 00:06:19,750 00:06:21,750 Why didn't you tell me molasses was flammable? Why didn't you tell me molasses was flammable?
165 00:06:21,834 00:06:22,834 I'm four. I'm four.
166 00:06:26,917 00:06:30,208 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart ♪
167 00:06:30,291 00:06:31,291 [barking] [barking]
168 00:06:32,125 00:06:33,125 Whoa! Timber! Whoa! Timber!
169 00:06:35,750 00:06:37,041 -[barking] -Diogee! -[barking] -Diogee!
170 00:06:37,125 00:06:38,875 You're a lot bigger than I remember! You're a lot bigger than I remember!
171 00:06:38,959 00:06:41,834 Here you go. Let's take you home. Here you go. Let's take you home.
172 00:06:41,917 00:06:43,375 This is the worst assignment yet. This is the worst assignment yet.
173 00:06:43,458 00:06:46,250 Stopping pistachios from leaking out of a silo. Stopping pistachios from leaking out of a silo.
174 00:06:46,333 00:06:47,875 Yeah, but there are perks. Check it out. Yeah, but there are perks. Check it out.
175 00:06:49,792 00:06:51,250 Stop that, you're making it worse! Stop that, you're making it worse!
176 00:06:52,125 00:06:53,166 See? See?
177 00:06:53,250 00:06:54,250 [motorcycle approaching] [motorcycle approaching]
178 00:06:55,959 00:06:58,250 Wanna give me a hand here? At least a finger? Wanna give me a hand here? At least a finger?
179 00:06:58,333 00:07:00,166 Fine. Like this? Fine. Like this?
180 00:07:00,250 00:07:01,333 [both] Whoa! [both] Whoa!
181 00:07:03,333 00:07:04,834 [Veronica] Hold on, Diogee! [Veronica] Hold on, Diogee!
182 00:07:04,917 00:07:05,834 Whoa! Whoa!
183 00:07:08,250 00:07:09,959 Well, Murphy's Law is in full force. Well, Murphy's Law is in full force.
184 00:07:10,041 00:07:11,333 What we need now is some power. What we need now is some power.
185 00:07:12,792 00:07:14,083 We're gonna have to improvise. We're gonna have to improvise.
186 00:07:14,166 00:07:16,250 Mints and diet soda. Mints and diet soda.
187 00:07:19,792 00:07:21,000 Take cover, boy. Take cover, boy.
188 00:07:22,375 00:07:23,667 Hold on to your tail! Hold on to your tail!
189 00:07:27,166 00:07:30,291 -Guys, she's getting close. I can feel it. -[Veronica] Milo! -Guys, she's getting close. I can feel it. -[Veronica] Milo!
190 00:07:30,375 00:07:31,750 I'm coming in hot! I'm coming in hot!
191 00:07:31,834 00:07:33,083 Battle stations, everyone! Battle stations, everyone!
192 00:07:33,166 00:07:34,875 Melissa, fire extinguisher. Melissa, fire extinguisher.
193 00:07:34,959 00:07:36,834 Zack, trampoline! Ready? Zack, trampoline! Ready?
194 00:07:36,917 00:07:37,917 -Ready. -Ready. -Ready. -Ready.
195 00:07:41,542 00:07:43,000 Whoa! Whoa!
196 00:07:43,375 00:07:45,166 [grunts] [grunts]
197 00:07:49,375 00:07:51,166 One one-thousandth of a fortnight. One one-thousandth of a fortnight.
198 00:07:51,291 00:07:52,750 And it's not even on fire. And it's not even on fire.
199 00:07:52,834 00:07:54,333 Whoop. Spoke too soon. Whoop. Spoke too soon.
200 00:07:56,458 00:07:58,000 But, none the worse for wear. But, none the worse for wear.
201 00:07:58,083 00:08:00,125 Everybody, this is Veronica. Everybody, this is Veronica.
202 00:08:00,208 00:08:02,625 Veronica, these are my other two friends. Veronica, these are my other two friends.
203 00:08:02,709 00:08:03,792 Hello! Hello!
204 00:08:03,875 00:08:05,792 Okay, so how do you guys know each other? Okay, so how do you guys know each other?
205 00:08:05,875 00:08:08,041 Veronica was my last babysitter. Veronica was my last babysitter.
206 00:08:08,125 00:08:09,750 Last babysitter standing. Last babysitter standing.
207 00:08:09,834 00:08:11,125 [both] Oh. [both] Oh.
208 00:08:11,208 00:08:12,333 She was the only one smart enough, She was the only one smart enough,
209 00:08:12,417 00:08:14,083 and resourceful enough for the job. and resourceful enough for the job.
210 00:08:14,166 00:08:15,709 She had a backpack that just happened to have She had a backpack that just happened to have
211 00:08:15,792 00:08:19,125 exactly what we needed to fix any disaster. exactly what we needed to fix any disaster.
212 00:08:19,208 00:08:21,250 Murphy's Law is strong, but she was stronger... Murphy's Law is strong, but she was stronger...
213 00:08:22,834 00:08:24,000 Because of that backpack. Because of that backpack.
214 00:08:24,083 00:08:25,792 And that's her backpack! And that's her backpack!
215 00:08:25,875 00:08:27,208 -That's right. -He earned it. -That's right. -He earned it.
216 00:08:27,291 00:08:29,000 I better go back and get that drink. I better go back and get that drink.
217 00:08:29,083 00:08:30,000 I had to use your diet soda I had to use your diet soda
218 00:08:30,083 00:08:32,333 and some mints to improvise an afterburner. and some mints to improvise an afterburner.
219 00:08:32,417 00:08:34,250 Don't make that trip again on my account. Don't make that trip again on my account.
220 00:08:34,333 00:08:35,750 Oh, no, it's my pleasure. Oh, no, it's my pleasure.
221 00:08:35,834 00:08:38,041 I was a huge fan of the Lumberzacks! I was a huge fan of the Lumberzacks!
222 00:08:38,125 00:08:40,000 Gotta go! Chop, chop, chop! Gotta go! Chop, chop, chop!
223 00:08:40,083 00:08:41,083 [kissing] [kissing]
224 00:08:41,917 00:08:43,250 [whistling] [whistling]
225 00:08:43,333 00:08:45,333 I'll be back with the soda in a few! I'll be back with the soda in a few!
226 00:08:48,917 00:08:50,250 Soooo... Soooo...
227 00:08:50,333 00:08:52,000 -Pizza? -I don't get it. -Pizza? -I don't get it.
228 00:08:52,083 00:08:53,291 How did she know your name? How did she know your name?
229 00:08:53,375 00:08:55,166 And what the heck is a Lumberzack? And what the heck is a Lumberzack?
230 00:08:55,250 00:08:57,166 [chuckles] I guess we'll never know. [chuckles] I guess we'll never know.
231 00:08:57,250 00:08:58,166 Unless we just look up Unless we just look up
232 00:08:58,250 00:09:01,125 "Lumberzacks, Chop Chop Chop" on the Internet. "Lumberzacks, Chop Chop Chop" on the Internet.
233 00:09:01,208 00:09:02,291 Oh, no. Oh, no.
234 00:09:02,375 00:09:04,375 Oh, this is gonna be good! Oh, this is gonna be good!
235 00:09:04,458 00:09:06,041 -[music playing] -[tree crashing] -[music playing] -[tree crashing]
236 00:09:07,458 00:09:09,500 ♪ I know you're pining ♪ ♪ I know you're pining ♪
237 00:09:09,583 00:09:13,291 ♪ But every cloud has Got a silver lining ♪ ♪ But every cloud has Got a silver lining ♪
238 00:09:13,375 00:09:16,750 ♪ The leaves have parted Now the sun is shining ♪ ♪ The leaves have parted Now the sun is shining ♪
239 00:09:16,834 00:09:19,208 ♪ And you're in my arms ♪ ♪ And you're in my arms ♪
240 00:09:19,291 00:09:22,500 ♪ So the planets are aligning ♪ ♪ So the planets are aligning ♪
241 00:09:22,583 00:09:24,208 ♪ My heart is strong ♪ ♪ My heart is strong ♪
242 00:09:24,625 00:09:25,792 ♪ Like a tree ♪ ♪ Like a tree ♪
243 00:09:26,291 00:09:28,417 ♪ And you belong ♪ ♪ And you belong ♪
244 00:09:28,500 00:09:30,291 ♪ Baby, you belong to me ♪ ♪ Baby, you belong to me ♪
245 00:09:30,375 00:09:31,875 ♪ Without you ♪ ♪ Without you ♪
246 00:09:31,959 00:09:34,041 ♪ I'm tied to the ground ♪ ♪ I'm tied to the ground ♪
247 00:09:34,125 00:09:35,333 ♪ And if I fall ♪ ♪ And if I fall ♪
248 00:09:35,417 00:09:38,208 ♪ Do I even make a sound? ♪ ♪ Do I even make a sound? ♪
249 00:09:38,291 00:09:42,291 ♪ Chop, chop, Chop Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop, chop, Chop Chop away at my heart ♪
250 00:09:42,375 00:09:44,333 -♪ I can feel it falling ♪ -Timber! -♪ I can feel it falling ♪ -Timber!
251 00:09:44,417 00:09:46,041 ♪ And now we'll never part ♪ ♪ And now we'll never part ♪
252 00:09:46,125 00:09:47,417 ♪ I know you ♪ ♪ I know you ♪
253 00:09:47,500 00:09:49,417 ♪ You've been there from the start ♪ ♪ You've been there from the start ♪
254 00:09:49,500 00:09:51,166 ♪ So, baby Chop, chop, chop ♪ ♪ So, baby Chop, chop, chop ♪
255 00:09:51,250 00:09:53,417 ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪
256 00:09:53,500 00:09:57,000 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
257 00:10:08,583 00:10:12,583 ♪ Chop, chop, Chop Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop, chop, Chop Chop away at my heart ♪
258 00:10:12,667 00:10:14,250 He's so sensitive. He's so sensitive.
259 00:10:14,333 00:10:15,417 I know, right? I know, right?
260 00:10:15,500 00:10:17,250 Please turn it off. Please turn it off.
261 00:10:17,333 00:10:18,250 I will give you this dollar I will give you this dollar
262 00:10:18,333 00:10:19,792 I found in your pocket. I found in your pocket.
263 00:10:19,875 00:10:21,583 Oh, you can keep that. Oh, you can keep that.
264 00:10:21,667 00:10:23,834 ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪
265 00:10:23,917 00:10:27,458 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart ♪
266 00:10:27,542 00:10:29,625 -♪ I can feel it falling ♪ -Timber! -♪ I can feel it falling ♪ -Timber!
267 00:10:29,709 00:10:31,250 ♪ And now we'll never part ♪ ♪ And now we'll never part ♪
268 00:10:31,333 00:10:32,792 ♪ I know you ♪ ♪ I know you ♪
269 00:10:32,875 00:10:34,917 ♪ You've been there from the start ♪ ♪ You've been there from the start ♪
270 00:10:35,000 00:10:36,375 ♪ So, baby Chop, chop, chop ♪ ♪ So, baby Chop, chop, chop ♪
271 00:10:36,458 00:10:39,291 ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪ ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪
272 00:10:39,375 00:10:42,291 You were in a lumberjack-themed boy band. You were in a lumberjack-themed boy band.
273 00:10:42,375 00:10:44,041 We were regionally famous. We were regionally famous.
274 00:10:44,125 00:10:46,500 The lumberjack thing was not my idea. The lumberjack thing was not my idea.
275 00:10:46,583 00:10:49,250 My mom had a bunch of flannel and... [sighs] My mom had a bunch of flannel and... [sighs]
276 00:10:49,333 00:10:50,917 But you were in a band! But you were in a band!
277 00:10:51,000 00:10:52,458 It's really cool, Zack. It's really cool, Zack.
278 00:10:52,542 00:10:54,291 Hey! We should start a band! Hey! We should start a band!
279 00:10:54,375 00:10:55,417 I can play the bass. I can play the bass.
280 00:10:55,500 00:10:56,500 That's cool. That's cool.
281 00:10:56,583 00:10:58,208 And I've got an accordion! And I've got an accordion!
282 00:10:58,291 00:11:01,542 Potentially cool, in a hipster kind of way. Potentially cool, in a hipster kind of way.
283 00:11:01,625 00:11:03,417 [Diogee barking] [Diogee barking]
284 00:11:03,500 00:11:06,500 -And now we have to order another pizza. -[barking] -And now we have to order another pizza. -[barking]
285 00:11:06,583 00:11:08,667 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
286 00:11:12,166 00:11:13,542 I love the scholastic decathlon. I love the scholastic decathlon.
287 00:11:13,625 00:11:15,125 It's the only event where knowing It's the only event where knowing
288 00:11:15,208 00:11:16,500 the blood type of all the presidents the blood type of all the presidents
289 00:11:16,583 00:11:19,458 doesn't make me a freak, it makes me an athlete. doesn't make me a freak, it makes me an athlete.
290 00:11:19,583 00:11:21,291 And I love the athletic decathlon And I love the athletic decathlon
291 00:11:21,375 00:11:23,333 because, you know, I'm an actual athlete because, you know, I'm an actual athlete
292 00:11:23,417 00:11:25,667 who doesn't know the blood types of presidents. who doesn't know the blood types of presidents.
293 00:11:25,750 00:11:29,166 [Milo] "Athledecamathelon?" What is that? [Milo] "Athledecamathelon?" What is that?
294 00:11:29,250 00:11:30,709 Well, "Athle-" means sports, Well, "Athle-" means sports,
295 00:11:30,792 00:11:33,000 but then "math"... but then "math"...
296 00:11:33,083 00:11:35,625 [imitates explosion] Mind blown, man. [imitates explosion] Mind blown, man.
297 00:11:35,709 00:11:37,083 Let's ask Mr. Drako. Let's ask Mr. Drako.
298 00:11:37,166 00:11:38,625 Mr. Drako is a... Mr. Drako is a...
299 00:11:40,083 00:11:42,500 -Vampeer. -Chad, he's not a vampire. -Vampeer. -Chad, he's not a vampire.
300 00:11:42,583 00:11:44,500 No. Vampeer. No. Vampeer.
301 00:11:44,583 00:11:46,709 -He just has a widow's peak. -And he's pale. -He just has a widow's peak. -And he's pale.
302 00:11:46,792 00:11:48,333 And he has that accent. And he has that accent.
303 00:11:48,417 00:11:50,667 And we've never seen his reflection in the mirror. And we've never seen his reflection in the mirror.
304 00:11:50,750 00:11:52,959 I've never seen your reflection in a mirror, Chad. I've never seen your reflection in a mirror, Chad.
305 00:11:53,041 00:11:54,417 Oh, no! I'm a vampire! Oh, no! I'm a vampire!
306 00:11:54,500 00:11:55,500 [screaming] [screaming]
307 00:12:03,458 00:12:04,291 Hello, children. Hello, children.
308 00:12:08,375 00:12:09,917 [whispering] Psst! Chad was right. [whispering] Psst! Chad was right.
309 00:12:10,000 00:12:11,375 He has all his mirrors covered. He has all his mirrors covered.
310 00:12:11,458 00:12:13,625 [Melissa] He's not a vampire. [Melissa] He's not a vampire.
311 00:12:13,709 00:12:16,542 Mr. Drako, why do you have all your mirrors covered? Mr. Drako, why do you have all your mirrors covered?
312 00:12:16,625 00:12:17,917 Oh, those aren't mirrors. Oh, those aren't mirrors.
313 00:12:18,000 00:12:19,583 They're pictures of my ex-wife. They're pictures of my ex-wife.
314 00:12:19,667 00:12:21,333 Stop looking at me, Agnes! Stop looking at me, Agnes!
315 00:12:21,417 00:12:22,458 Why don't you just take them down? Why don't you just take them down?
316 00:12:22,542 00:12:24,375 Then where would I hang my sheets? Then where would I hang my sheets?
317 00:12:24,458 00:12:28,709 Um, we wanted to find out about this Athledecamathelon. Um, we wanted to find out about this Athledecamathelon.
318 00:12:28,792 00:12:30,458 Funny story. The school district Funny story. The school district
319 00:12:30,542 00:12:32,291 wasted a lot of money buying that yacht. wasted a lot of money buying that yacht.
320 00:12:33,458 00:12:34,583 So now we have to combine So now we have to combine
321 00:12:34,667 00:12:37,750 your scholastic and athletic decathlons into one event. your scholastic and athletic decathlons into one event.
322 00:12:37,834 00:12:39,375 Which shouldn't be a problem Which shouldn't be a problem
323 00:12:39,458 00:12:42,208 if you're great at all sports and all academics. if you're great at all sports and all academics.
324 00:12:42,291 00:12:45,500 No fair! Who's good at academics and sports? No fair! Who's good at academics and sports?
325 00:12:45,583 00:12:47,458 -Abraham Lincoln. -Blood type A. -Abraham Lincoln. -Blood type A.
326 00:12:49,709 00:12:51,625 Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy,
327 00:12:51,709 00:12:53,166 is this a legal, medical, is this a legal, medical,
328 00:12:53,250 00:12:54,959 or state emergency level problem? or state emergency level problem?
329 00:12:55,041 00:12:57,291 Oh, no. Nothing like that. Milo just forgot his lunch. Oh, no. Nothing like that. Milo just forgot his lunch.
330 00:12:57,375 00:12:58,709 And his body armor. And his body armor.
331 00:12:58,792 00:13:00,333 I thought he looked svelter today. I thought he looked svelter today.
332 00:13:01,500 00:13:03,542 -Ah, memories. -Little help! -Ah, memories. -Little help!
333 00:13:03,625 00:13:05,959 You know, they put in those reinforced steel beams because of me. You know, they put in those reinforced steel beams because of me.
334 00:13:06,041 00:13:07,625 And these unbreakable windows. And these unbreakable windows.
335 00:13:07,709 00:13:10,041 Hey, I wonder if they've still got my old trophy around here. Hey, I wonder if they've still got my old trophy around here.
336 00:13:10,125 00:13:12,667 You never told me you won a trophy. You never told me you won a trophy.
337 00:13:12,750 00:13:14,000 I don't like to brag. I don't like to brag.
338 00:13:15,417 00:13:18,625 ♪ You're the best remaining ♪ ♪ You're the best remaining ♪
339 00:13:18,709 00:13:22,625 ♪ When everyone better Has been eliminated ♪ ♪ When everyone better Has been eliminated ♪
340 00:13:22,709 00:13:25,625 ♪ If you happen to Be in the right place ♪ ♪ If you happen to Be in the right place ♪
341 00:13:25,709 00:13:27,125 ♪ At the right time ♪ ♪ At the right time ♪
342 00:13:27,208 00:13:29,583 ♪ Remember your training ♪ ♪ Remember your training ♪
343 00:13:29,667 00:13:31,583 ♪ 'Cause you may be the best ♪ ♪ 'Cause you may be the best ♪
344 00:13:31,667 00:13:34,709 ♪ You may be the best remaining ♪ ♪ You may be the best remaining ♪
345 00:13:34,792 00:13:36,083 [whistle blowing] [whistle blowing]
346 00:13:38,917 00:13:42,166 So tell me again why there was a rock band on the field? So tell me again why there was a rock band on the field?
347 00:13:42,250 00:13:43,542 Eh. It was the 80's. Eh. It was the 80's.
348 00:13:43,625 00:13:44,667 [school bell ringing] [school bell ringing]
349 00:13:47,166 00:13:49,667 Oh. Whoa! Oh. Whoa!
350 00:13:49,750 00:13:53,542 You know, I'm starting to think that Mr. Drako really is a vampire. You know, I'm starting to think that Mr. Drako really is a vampire.
351 00:13:53,625 00:13:54,667 How can he be a vampire? How can he be a vampire?
352 00:13:54,750 00:13:56,458 He's outside in the daylight. He's outside in the daylight.
353 00:13:56,542 00:13:59,709 With an umbrella hat and a huge amount of sunscreen. With an umbrella hat and a huge amount of sunscreen.
354 00:13:59,792 00:14:01,667 You can't be too careful about the sun. You can't be too careful about the sun.
355 00:14:01,750 00:14:03,667 Mr. Drako, combining these two events Mr. Drako, combining these two events
356 00:14:03,750 00:14:05,583 just makes it harder on everyone. just makes it harder on everyone.
357 00:14:05,667 00:14:06,583 Oh, don't worry. Oh, don't worry.
358 00:14:06,667 00:14:08,166 I'm sure the other team I'm sure the other team
359 00:14:08,250 00:14:10,333 is just as unprepared as you are. is just as unprepared as you are.
360 00:14:10,417 00:14:13,125 [Milo] It's the Middlemen from Middletown Middle School! [Milo] It's the Middlemen from Middletown Middle School!
361 00:14:13,208 00:14:15,834 3.141510, 3.141510,
362 00:14:15,917 00:14:19,291 that's almost Pi, we're the Middlemen! Huh! that's almost Pi, we're the Middlemen! Huh!
363 00:14:19,375 00:14:21,500 You are going down, Geckos. You are going down, Geckos.
364 00:14:21,583 00:14:23,583 What do you know? Your mascot is a guy in a suit. What do you know? Your mascot is a guy in a suit.
365 00:14:23,667 00:14:26,250 [Wendy] Our mascot is Murray the Middleman, [Wendy] Our mascot is Murray the Middleman,
366 00:14:26,333 00:14:28,166 who buys products from wholesalers who buys products from wholesalers
367 00:14:28,250 00:14:30,583 and then sells them to retailers at a hefty profit! and then sells them to retailers at a hefty profit!
368 00:14:30,667 00:14:32,500 Actually, that sounds kind of impressive. Actually, that sounds kind of impressive.
369 00:14:32,583 00:14:33,625 [Melissa] Mr. Drako! [Melissa] Mr. Drako!
370 00:14:33,709 00:14:36,333 They're totally prepared. How is that possible? They're totally prepared. How is that possible?
371 00:14:36,417 00:14:38,041 Well, the Athledecamathelon Well, the Athledecamathelon
372 00:14:38,125 00:14:39,333 was announced three months ago. was announced three months ago.
373 00:14:39,417 00:14:42,417 You've known about this for three months and you didn't tell us! You've known about this for three months and you didn't tell us!
374 00:14:42,500 00:14:44,291 I didn't want you to be freaking out. I didn't want you to be freaking out.
375 00:14:44,375 00:14:45,500 Like you obviously are. Like you obviously are.
376 00:14:45,583 00:14:47,667 And you just found out about it, just now! And you just found out about it, just now!
377 00:14:47,792 00:14:48,875 Imagine what you'd have been like Imagine what you'd have been like
378 00:14:48,959 00:14:50,625 if you had known about it all this time. if you had known about it all this time.
379 00:14:50,709 00:14:53,458 He has a point. You do look kind of stressed out. He has a point. You do look kind of stressed out.
380 00:14:53,542 00:14:55,750 Why don't you channel that anger to help you? Why don't you channel that anger to help you?
381 00:14:55,834 00:14:56,917 You mean like this? You mean like this?
382 00:15:01,709 00:15:02,709 [grunting] [grunting]
383 00:15:02,792 00:15:04,250 O-negative. O-negative.
384 00:15:04,333 00:15:06,458 William Henry Harrison and James Garfield. Boom! William Henry Harrison and James Garfield. Boom!
385 00:15:08,625 00:15:11,625 ♪ Athledecamathelon ♪ ♪ Athledecamathelon ♪
386 00:15:11,709 00:15:14,792 ♪ We base our self-esteem upon ♪ ♪ We base our self-esteem upon ♪
387 00:15:14,875 00:15:18,250 ♪ Our intellectual clarity And physical dexterity ♪ ♪ Our intellectual clarity And physical dexterity ♪
388 00:15:18,333 00:15:21,500 ♪ The Athledecamathelon ♪ ♪ The Athledecamathelon ♪
389 00:15:21,583 00:15:24,625 ♪ You may be a prodigy at javelin ♪ ♪ You may be a prodigy at javelin ♪
390 00:15:24,709 00:15:27,792 ♪ And you shot put Better than the best ♪ ♪ And you shot put Better than the best ♪
391 00:15:27,875 00:15:29,709 ♪ But if you don't Know your calculus ♪ ♪ But if you don't Know your calculus ♪
392 00:15:29,792 00:15:31,792 ♪ And comprehend the syllabus ♪ ♪ And comprehend the syllabus ♪
393 00:15:31,875 00:15:34,959 ♪ It is doubtful that You'll ever pass this test ♪ ♪ It is doubtful that You'll ever pass this test ♪
394 00:15:35,041 00:15:37,917 ♪ Athledecamathelon ♪ ♪ Athledecamathelon ♪
395 00:15:38,000 00:15:41,583 ♪ Yes, Athledecamathelon ♪ ♪ Yes, Athledecamathelon ♪
396 00:15:41,667 00:15:43,583 ♪ It's brains but it is also brawn ♪ ♪ It's brains but it is also brawn ♪
397 00:15:43,667 00:15:47,583 ♪ It's both you must rely upon ♪ ♪ It's both you must rely upon ♪
398 00:15:47,667 00:15:50,709 ♪ In the Athledecamathelon ♪ ♪ In the Athledecamathelon ♪
399 00:15:50,792 00:15:51,792 [crashing] [crashing]
400 00:15:51,875 00:15:53,333 [screaming] [screaming]
401 00:15:54,625 00:15:57,458 That trophy has to be here somewhere. I mean, I was a legend. That trophy has to be here somewhere. I mean, I was a legend.
402 00:15:57,542 00:15:59,875 Honey, you don't have to show me the trophy. Honey, you don't have to show me the trophy.
403 00:16:00,000 00:16:01,792 I believe you won the game. I believe you won the game.
404 00:16:01,875 00:16:03,667 -Now can we go home? -Oh, look. -Now can we go home? -Oh, look.
405 00:16:04,667 00:16:06,917 I don't see your name anywhere. I don't see your name anywhere.
406 00:16:07,000 00:16:08,667 Maybe it's behind one of these big ones. Maybe it's behind one of these big ones.
407 00:16:10,875 00:16:12,208 [grunting] [grunting]
408 00:16:12,291 00:16:13,583 Whoa. Whoa.
409 00:16:13,917 00:16:15,542 Got it! Got it!
410 00:16:15,625 00:16:19,291 No. "Best ceramic statue of a soccer ball 2013." No. "Best ceramic statue of a soccer ball 2013."
411 00:16:19,375 00:16:20,959 They give trophies for anything nowadays. They give trophies for anything nowadays.
412 00:16:21,041 00:16:22,375 Huh. Imagine? Huh. Imagine?
413 00:16:22,458 00:16:23,625 I don't have to, I'm holding it. I don't have to, I'm holding it.
414 00:16:23,709 00:16:26,291 Okay, Milo, you have five seconds Okay, Milo, you have five seconds
415 00:16:26,375 00:16:28,625 to name five famous disasters. to name five famous disasters.
416 00:16:28,709 00:16:29,917 And... Go. And... Go.
417 00:16:30,000 00:16:31,458 Vesuvius. Chicago Fire. Vesuvius. Chicago Fire.
418 00:16:31,542 00:16:33,458 Dinosaur asteroid. Titanic. And... Dinosaur asteroid. Titanic. And...
419 00:16:33,542 00:16:35,333 Um... Your haircut! Um... Your haircut!
420 00:16:35,417 00:16:37,291 Oh, meow. Oh, meow.
421 00:16:37,375 00:16:38,583 But I'll accept the answer. But I'll accept the answer.
422 00:16:38,667 00:16:39,709 [cheering] [cheering]
423 00:16:39,792 00:16:42,166 And now for the physical portion of your challenge. And now for the physical portion of your challenge.
424 00:16:42,250 00:16:44,500 Throw this round thing really far. Throw this round thing really far.
425 00:16:47,542 00:16:49,625 [Milo] Oh. Yep. [Milo] Oh. Yep.
426 00:16:49,709 00:16:51,250 Oh, there yep. Oh, there yep.
427 00:16:51,333 00:16:52,291 That's probably my bad. That's probably my bad.
428 00:16:52,375 00:16:53,792 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
429 00:16:53,875 00:16:55,875 Mmm, that can happen. Yeah. Mmm, that can happen. Yeah.
430 00:16:55,959 00:16:57,667 And that's gonna leave a mess. And that's gonna leave a mess.
431 00:16:58,125 00:16:59,667 Whoa! Look out! Whoa! Look out!
432 00:16:59,750 00:17:00,834 Oh! Heads up! Oh! Heads up!
433 00:17:01,583 00:17:02,834 Okay. Heads up. Okay. Heads up.
434 00:17:02,917 00:17:04,875 And here comes the fire. And here comes the fire.
435 00:17:04,959 00:17:06,417 Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
436 00:17:10,083 00:17:12,875 You can't possibly expect us to continue! You can't possibly expect us to continue!
437 00:17:12,959 00:17:14,250 Mmm, I can live with this. Mmm, I can live with this.
438 00:17:14,333 00:17:15,583 -Play on! -[blows whistle] -Play on! -[blows whistle]
439 00:17:15,667 00:17:17,667 All right, everyone in favor of giving up, All right, everyone in favor of giving up,
440 00:17:17,750 00:17:19,583 give me five dollars then walk off the field. give me five dollars then walk off the field.
441 00:17:19,667 00:17:21,041 What's the five dollars for? What's the five dollars for?
442 00:17:21,125 00:17:23,375 Are you gonna ask questions or are you gonna walk? Are you gonna ask questions or are you gonna walk?
443 00:17:23,458 00:17:25,792 No. Everybody, wait! Don't you see? No. Everybody, wait! Don't you see?
444 00:17:25,875 00:17:28,792 Before, we were playing on a uneven playing field, Before, we were playing on a uneven playing field,
445 00:17:28,875 00:17:30,542 it was physically even, it was physically even,
446 00:17:30,625 00:17:32,250 but it was figuratively uneven but it was figuratively uneven
447 00:17:32,333 00:17:34,917 because the Middlemen had time to practice and we didn't. because the Middlemen had time to practice and we didn't.
448 00:17:35,000 00:17:37,583 But now the field is literally uneven, But now the field is literally uneven,
449 00:17:37,667 00:17:39,792 which makes it figuratively even for us which makes it figuratively even for us
450 00:17:39,875 00:17:42,333 because I've spent my entire life because I've spent my entire life
451 00:17:42,417 00:17:44,875 learning to deal with things that are uneven. learning to deal with things that are uneven.
452 00:17:44,959 00:17:46,041 Physically! Physically!
453 00:17:46,125 00:17:48,375 None of these guys have had to deal with Murphy's Law. None of these guys have had to deal with Murphy's Law.
454 00:17:48,458 00:17:49,458 I have! I have!
455 00:17:49,542 00:17:50,917 Which means that we have! Which means that we have!
456 00:17:51,000 00:17:52,792 Are you with me? Are you with me?
457 00:17:52,875 00:17:54,917 I didn't really get all of that, but you look really confident, I didn't really get all of that, but you look really confident,
458 00:17:55,000 00:17:56,792 so I'm willing to give it a try. so I'm willing to give it a try.
459 00:17:56,875 00:17:57,709 Let's do this. Let's do this.
460 00:17:57,792 00:17:59,500 Am I getting my five bucks back? Am I getting my five bucks back?
461 00:17:59,583 00:18:01,583 Oh, we'll see how you do. Oh, we'll see how you do.
462 00:18:01,667 00:18:03,875 Okay, the next and final event, Okay, the next and final event,
463 00:18:03,959 00:18:06,417 the 400 by 400 dash. the 400 by 400 dash.
464 00:18:06,500 00:18:09,375 You all have to run across this four hundred yard field, You all have to run across this four hundred yard field,
465 00:18:09,417 00:18:12,375 and answer questions on these four hundred tablet computers. and answer questions on these four hundred tablet computers.
466 00:18:12,458 00:18:14,875 Who was the first prime minister of Canada? Who was the first prime minister of Canada?
467 00:18:14,959 00:18:16,709 Whoever crosses the finish line first Whoever crosses the finish line first
468 00:18:16,792 00:18:18,834 wins the game for their team! wins the game for their team!
469 00:18:18,917 00:18:20,000 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
470 00:18:20,083 00:18:21,875 You had enough money for all that, You had enough money for all that,
471 00:18:21,959 00:18:23,625 but you couldn't afford two separate events? but you couldn't afford two separate events?
472 00:18:23,709 00:18:25,750 Funny story. For another time. Funny story. For another time.
473 00:18:25,834 00:18:26,959 -Go! -[gunshot fires] -Go! -[gunshot fires]
474 00:18:27,041 00:18:28,834 Everybody, follow me! Everybody, follow me!
475 00:18:31,166 00:18:32,959 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
476 00:18:33,041 00:18:34,083 [tablets beep] [tablets beep]
477 00:18:36,500 00:18:37,959 Leaky water main. Veer left! Leaky water main. Veer left!
478 00:18:39,083 00:18:40,333 Whoa! Whoa!
479 00:18:45,000 00:18:45,834 Whoa! Whoa!
480 00:18:49,041 00:18:50,041 [tablets beep] [tablets beep]
481 00:18:54,667 00:18:56,959 -Mort! -No, the ground is too unstable! -Mort! -No, the ground is too unstable!
482 00:18:57,041 00:18:58,792 Fly, you fools. [yells] Fly, you fools. [yells]
483 00:18:58,875 00:18:59,959 Nooooo... Nooooo...
484 00:19:00,041 00:19:01,625 You're okay. You're okay.
485 00:19:01,709 00:19:03,709 Don't worry about me. Go beat those guys! Don't worry about me. Go beat those guys!
486 00:19:06,792 00:19:08,166 [tablets beeping] [tablets beeping]
487 00:19:14,083 00:19:16,375 Incoming, two o'clock! Duck and cover! Incoming, two o'clock! Duck and cover!
488 00:19:19,041 00:19:21,500 Guys, I lost my shoe. You're going to have to go on without me. Guys, I lost my shoe. You're going to have to go on without me.
489 00:19:21,583 00:19:23,625 You're definitely not getting your five dollars back. You're definitely not getting your five dollars back.
490 00:19:24,875 00:19:26,750 Well, if you can't see the trophy, Well, if you can't see the trophy,
491 00:19:26,834 00:19:28,000 you're going to see the play that earned it. you're going to see the play that earned it.
492 00:19:28,083 00:19:31,583 Oh, honey, that's not really necess... And, here we go. Oh, honey, that's not really necess... And, here we go.
493 00:19:31,667 00:19:32,875 And Murphy's intercepted the ball. And Murphy's intercepted the ball.
494 00:19:32,959 00:19:34,458 He runs down the field and no one can stop him. He runs down the field and no one can stop him.
495 00:19:34,542 00:19:35,792 This may be the best soccer playing This may be the best soccer playing
496 00:19:35,875 00:19:37,125 that I have ever seen from a human being that I have ever seen from a human being
497 00:19:37,208 00:19:38,792 or even from some kind of soccer-playing robot. or even from some kind of soccer-playing robot.
498 00:19:38,875 00:19:41,041 -And Murphy shoots and he... -[glass shattering] -And Murphy shoots and he... -[glass shattering]
499 00:19:41,125 00:19:42,208 [cat yowling] [cat yowling]
500 00:19:42,291 00:19:44,041 [vehicle crashing] [vehicle crashing]
501 00:19:44,125 00:19:45,417 And that's going to be expensive. And that's going to be expensive.
502 00:19:47,875 00:19:49,834 Okay, we have to win this now for Zack. Okay, we have to win this now for Zack.
503 00:19:49,917 00:19:51,417 Poor, poor Zack. Poor, poor Zack.
504 00:19:51,500 00:19:53,875 I'm fine, just win this thing already! I'm fine, just win this thing already!
505 00:19:54,875 00:19:55,917 [beeping] [beeping]
506 00:19:57,000 00:19:58,000 [grunting] [grunting]
507 00:19:59,083 00:20:01,083 I have returned to the above world I have returned to the above world
508 00:20:01,166 00:20:03,041 to witness this competition. to witness this competition.
509 00:20:03,125 00:20:04,792 But I must admit, But I must admit,
510 00:20:04,875 00:20:06,041 I was expecting two separate events. I was expecting two separate events.
511 00:20:06,125 00:20:08,500 One scholastic and one athletic. One scholastic and one athletic.
512 00:20:08,583 00:20:09,709 I know, right? I know, right?
513 00:20:10,125 00:20:11,125 [beeping] [beeping]
514 00:20:19,125 00:20:20,417 Backstop. Backstop.
515 00:20:20,500 00:20:21,792 -What? -[crashes] -What? -[crashes]
516 00:20:23,208 00:20:24,583 And Murphy runs down the field And Murphy runs down the field
517 00:20:24,667 00:20:25,709 and nothing can stop him. and nothing can stop him.
518 00:20:25,792 00:20:27,834 This may be the best Athledecamathelon playing This may be the best Athledecamathelon playing
519 00:20:27,917 00:20:29,125 that I have ever seen from a human being that I have ever seen from a human being
520 00:20:29,208 00:20:33,792 or even from some kind of Athledecamathelon-playing robot. or even from some kind of Athledecamathelon-playing robot.
521 00:20:33,875 00:20:37,625 What is President James Garfield's blood type? What is President James Garfield's blood type?
522 00:20:37,709 00:20:38,834 Oh wait, I know this. Oh wait, I know this.
523 00:20:38,917 00:20:41,709 And of course President Garfield's blood type was... And of course President Garfield's blood type was...
524 00:20:41,792 00:20:43,875 [mower whirring] [mower whirring]
525 00:20:43,959 00:20:48,792 And, for the grand prize, What was President James Garfield's blood type? And, for the grand prize, What was President James Garfield's blood type?
526 00:20:49,625 00:20:50,875 [all] Oh! [all] Oh!
527 00:20:50,959 00:20:53,417 My trivial knowledge may seem selective. My trivial knowledge may seem selective.
528 00:20:53,500 00:20:56,792 But James Garfield's blood type was... Aw, man. But James Garfield's blood type was... Aw, man.
529 00:20:56,875 00:20:57,875 Milo! Milo!
530 00:20:57,959 00:20:59,875 I just said this five minutes ago. I just said this five minutes ago.
531 00:20:59,959 00:21:02,083 Oh, yeah. O-Negative! Oh, yeah. O-Negative!
532 00:21:02,166 00:21:04,959 And Athledecamathelon! And Athledecamathelon!
533 00:21:06,000 00:21:07,208 [all cheering] [all cheering]
534 00:21:07,291 00:21:08,667 That's our boy. That's our boy.
535 00:21:08,750 00:21:10,083 I think we can go home now. I think we can go home now.
536 00:21:10,166 00:21:12,083 You don't want to keep looking for your trophy? You don't want to keep looking for your trophy?
537 00:21:12,166 00:21:14,291 Nah, I think we have a new hero in the family. Nah, I think we have a new hero in the family.
538 00:21:14,375 00:21:17,542 Aw. You'll always be my hero. Aw. You'll always be my hero.
539 00:21:17,917 00:21:18,917 Ah. Ah.
540 00:21:19,000 00:21:20,750 [crashing] [crashing]
541 00:21:20,834 00:21:23,542 Time to go home. Don't want to rain on Milo's parade. Time to go home. Don't want to rain on Milo's parade.
542 00:21:23,625 00:21:24,667 [children cheering] [children cheering]
543 00:21:26,834 00:21:28,083 [sirens wailing] [sirens wailing]
544 00:21:38,000 00:21:39,500 ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪
545 00:21:41,000 00:21:43,041 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
546 00:21:43,125 00:21:45,667 ♪ Oh, thanks, Everybody That is so motivational ♪ ♪ Oh, thanks, Everybody That is so motivational ♪
547 00:21:45,750 00:21:47,917 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
548 00:21:51,125 00:21:52,542 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
549 00:21:53,041 00:21:54,250 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪
550 00:21:54,333 00:21:56,583 ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪
551 00:21:56,667 00:21:58,291 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪
552 00:21:58,375 00:22:00,792 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪
553 00:22:00,875 00:22:03,333 ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪