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1 | 00:00:08,041 | 00:00:10,333 | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ | ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky ♪ |
2 | 00:00:10,417 | 00:00:12,875 | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ | ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly ♪ |
3 | 00:00:12,959 | 00:00:15,375 | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ | ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree ♪ |
4 | 00:00:15,458 | 00:00:18,166 | ♪ It's about as Beautiful as it can be ♪ | ♪ It's about as Beautiful as it can be ♪ |
5 | 00:00:18,250 | 00:00:20,625 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
6 | 00:00:20,709 | 00:00:23,000 | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ | ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional ♪ |
7 | 00:00:23,083 | 00:00:25,375 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
8 | 00:00:25,458 | 00:00:28,083 | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ |
9 | 00:00:28,166 | 00:00:32,792 | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ |
10 | 00:00:32,875 | 00:00:34,625 | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ | ♪ Never boring even for a minute ♪ |
11 | 00:00:34,709 | 00:00:37,792 | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ |
12 | 00:00:47,250 | 00:00:48,792 | Yeah, it's a truck load of ice cream. | Yeah, it's a truck load of ice cream. |
13 | 00:00:48,875 | 00:00:50,417 | What's the worst that could happen? | What's the worst that could happen? |
14 | 00:00:52,709 | 00:00:54,834 | Yeah, cake's all loaded up, we'll be there. | Yeah, cake's all loaded up, we'll be there. |
15 | 00:00:54,917 | 00:00:56,375 | What's the worst that could happen? | What's the worst that could happen? |
16 | 00:00:57,041 | 00:00:59,375 | Yeah. We're loading the dynamite onto the plane now. | Yeah. We're loading the dynamite onto the plane now. |
17 | 00:00:59,458 | 00:01:00,875 | What's the worst that could happen? | What's the worst that could happen? |
18 | 00:01:06,709 | 00:01:08,458 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
19 | 00:01:11,333 | 00:01:13,792 | [grunts] No problem. | [grunts] No problem. |
20 | 00:01:13,917 | 00:01:15,625 | I've got a dry change of clothes in my locker. | I've got a dry change of clothes in my locker. |
21 | 00:01:15,709 | 00:01:16,542 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
22 | 00:01:17,000 | 00:01:18,125 | See you in a bit. | See you in a bit. |
23 | 00:01:20,375 | 00:01:22,291 | So, tomorrow is Milo's birthday. | So, tomorrow is Milo's birthday. |
24 | 00:01:22,375 | 00:01:24,041 | -Is he having a party? -Probably not. | -Is he having a party? -Probably not. |
25 | 00:01:24,125 | 00:01:26,250 | The last time he did, it did not end well. | The last time he did, it did not end well. |
26 | 00:01:26,333 | 00:01:27,792 | [horse neighing] | [horse neighing] |
27 | 00:01:27,875 | 00:01:30,041 | [fireman] Hold it there! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | [fireman] Hold it there! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
28 | 00:01:31,917 | 00:01:34,667 | After that, they only invited immediate family and me. | After that, they only invited immediate family and me. |
29 | 00:01:34,750 | 00:01:35,917 | Well, that's sad. | Well, that's sad. |
30 | 00:01:36,000 | 00:01:37,709 | Doesn't he miss having a big birthday party? | Doesn't he miss having a big birthday party? |
31 | 00:01:37,792 | 00:01:39,208 | -[cell phone rings] -Hi, Mrs. Murphy. | -[cell phone rings] -Hi, Mrs. Murphy. |
32 | 00:01:39,291 | 00:01:42,083 | Hi, honey. Do you think we should invite Zack tomorrow? | Hi, honey. Do you think we should invite Zack tomorrow? |
33 | 00:01:42,166 | 00:01:45,417 | And if so, does he have proper coverage? | And if so, does he have proper coverage? |
34 | 00:01:45,500 | 00:01:47,667 | -He's right here. -Hi Milo's mom. | -He's right here. -Hi Milo's mom. |
35 | 00:01:47,750 | 00:01:49,333 | I overheard, and I'm fully insured. | I overheard, and I'm fully insured. |
36 | 00:01:49,417 | 00:01:52,875 | Um, just a thought, but is it okay if we invite some kids from school? | Um, just a thought, but is it okay if we invite some kids from school? |
37 | 00:01:52,959 | 00:01:54,291 | It could be a surprise. | It could be a surprise. |
38 | 00:01:54,375 | 00:01:56,834 | Hmm. Let's check with Martin. He's still at work. | Hmm. Let's check with Martin. He's still at work. |
39 | 00:01:56,917 | 00:01:58,083 | Hi, dear. | Hi, dear. |
40 | 00:01:58,166 | 00:02:00,959 | Melissa and Zack were thinking of a surprise party | Melissa and Zack were thinking of a surprise party |
41 | 00:02:01,041 | 00:02:02,250 | for Milo tomorrow. | for Milo tomorrow. |
42 | 00:02:02,333 | 00:02:04,417 | How is our liability coverage? | How is our liability coverage? |
43 | 00:02:04,500 | 00:02:06,291 | Oh, better idea. Not at our home. | Oh, better idea. Not at our home. |
44 | 00:02:06,375 | 00:02:07,417 | We could do it at the Play Park. | We could do it at the Play Park. |
45 | 00:02:07,500 | 00:02:08,959 | Yeah, the go-kart track! | Yeah, the go-kart track! |
46 | 00:02:09,041 | 00:02:10,125 | It'll be perfect. | It'll be perfect. |
47 | 00:02:10,208 | 00:02:11,500 | They already have all the party supplies. | They already have all the party supplies. |
48 | 00:02:11,583 | 00:02:13,291 | Fire extinguishers, helmets, first-aid kits... | Fire extinguishers, helmets, first-aid kits... |
49 | 00:02:13,375 | 00:02:14,709 | Plus, they're fully insured. | Plus, they're fully insured. |
50 | 00:02:14,792 | 00:02:16,417 | So, we can invite people? | So, we can invite people? |
51 | 00:02:16,500 | 00:02:18,834 | -[Brigette] Sure. -Great! Surprise party. | -[Brigette] Sure. -Great! Surprise party. |
52 | 00:02:18,917 | 00:02:20,166 | We'll have to keep him busy all afternoon | We'll have to keep him busy all afternoon |
53 | 00:02:20,250 | 00:02:21,333 | so he doesn't suspect. | so he doesn't suspect. |
54 | 00:02:21,417 | 00:02:23,667 | We'll handle that. See you tomorrow. | We'll handle that. See you tomorrow. |
55 | 00:02:23,750 | 00:02:25,083 | That's weird, nobody pressed the button. | That's weird, nobody pressed the button. |
56 | 00:02:25,583 | 00:02:26,417 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
57 | 00:02:27,083 | 00:02:28,500 | Oh! Hey, Milo. | Oh! Hey, Milo. |
58 | 00:02:28,583 | 00:02:30,125 | Hey, guys! Did you change? | Hey, guys! Did you change? |
59 | 00:02:30,208 | 00:02:31,834 | Yeah, this one's all dry. | Yeah, this one's all dry. |
60 | 00:02:31,917 | 00:02:33,000 | I have, like, 30 of these. | I have, like, 30 of these. |
61 | 00:02:34,208 | 00:02:35,291 | Surprise party for Milo. | Surprise party for Milo. |
62 | 00:02:35,375 | 00:02:36,750 | Surprise party for Milo. | Surprise party for Milo. |
63 | 00:02:36,834 | 00:02:38,000 | Surprise party for Milo. | Surprise party for Milo. |
64 | 00:02:38,083 | 00:02:39,291 | Surprise party for Milo. | Surprise party for Milo. |
65 | 00:02:39,375 | 00:02:40,750 | Surprise party for Milo. | Surprise party for Milo. |
66 | 00:02:40,834 | 00:02:42,375 | Won't it be dangerous? | Won't it be dangerous? |
67 | 00:02:42,458 | 00:02:44,458 | You're 100 feet underwater right now swimming with eels. | You're 100 feet underwater right now swimming with eels. |
68 | 00:02:44,542 | 00:02:45,625 | What's your point? | What's your point? |
69 | 00:02:46,917 | 00:02:48,792 | [Melissa] So, Mort, you coming to Milo's party? | [Melissa] So, Mort, you coming to Milo's party? |
70 | 00:02:48,875 | 00:02:49,834 | As long as your dad's there. | As long as your dad's there. |
71 | 00:02:49,917 | 00:02:51,834 | -He's a paramedic, right? -Right. | -He's a paramedic, right? -Right. |
72 | 00:02:52,959 | 00:02:54,125 | [Zack] Surprise party for Milo! | [Zack] Surprise party for Milo! |
73 | 00:02:54,208 | 00:02:57,875 | I don't know. My risk tolerance only goes so high. | I don't know. My risk tolerance only goes so high. |
74 | 00:02:57,959 | 00:03:00,041 | -Whoa! -We'll all be wearing helmets. | -Whoa! -We'll all be wearing helmets. |
75 | 00:03:00,125 | 00:03:02,417 | -It'll be fun. -Okay, we're in. | -It'll be fun. -Okay, we're in. |
76 | 00:03:02,500 | 00:03:05,500 | -[screams] -I like parties. | -[screams] -I like parties. |
77 | 00:03:05,583 | 00:03:07,500 | The border in this photo is a millimeter thicker | The border in this photo is a millimeter thicker |
78 | 00:03:07,583 | 00:03:08,875 | on the left than on the right. | on the left than on the right. |
79 | 00:03:08,959 | 00:03:10,333 | You have a split infinitive in the caption. | You have a split infinitive in the caption. |
80 | 00:03:10,417 | 00:03:12,917 | I don't know, Melissa. Things get sort of messy around Milo. | I don't know, Melissa. Things get sort of messy around Milo. |
81 | 00:03:13,000 | 00:03:14,542 | You know how I like order. | You know how I like order. |
82 | 00:03:14,625 | 00:03:16,875 | I understand, Amanda. I'm trying to figure out the streamer situation, | I understand, Amanda. I'm trying to figure out the streamer situation, |
83 | 00:03:16,959 | 00:03:17,875 | but I guess it doesn't matter | but I guess it doesn't matter |
84 | 00:03:17,959 | 00:03:19,333 | if there's really a cohesive color scheme, | if there's really a cohesive color scheme, |
85 | 00:03:19,417 | 00:03:21,500 | and the balloons I'm ordering are all different sizes and shapes, | and the balloons I'm ordering are all different sizes and shapes, |
86 | 00:03:21,583 | 00:03:23,583 | but I can't imagine that it's gonna be a problem... | but I can't imagine that it's gonna be a problem... |
87 | 00:03:23,667 | 00:03:25,041 | All right, I'll organize it. | All right, I'll organize it. |
88 | 00:03:25,125 | 00:03:28,333 | "Cohesive color scheme" doesn't matter. | "Cohesive color scheme" doesn't matter. |
89 | 00:03:28,417 | 00:03:30,417 | Don't think I don't know what you just did. | Don't think I don't know what you just did. |
90 | 00:03:31,500 | 00:03:33,166 | Yo, Milo. What up? | Yo, Milo. What up? |
91 | 00:03:33,250 | 00:03:34,583 | Hey, Melissa! | Hey, Melissa! |
92 | 00:03:34,667 | 00:03:36,500 | Just installed the new asteroid early warning system. | Just installed the new asteroid early warning system. |
93 | 00:03:36,583 | 00:03:38,875 | Oh! What's with the arm? Sprained it. | Oh! What's with the arm? Sprained it. |
94 | 00:03:38,959 | 00:03:42,083 | Problem is, my dad has an important package to be picked up at the mall. | Problem is, my dad has an important package to be picked up at the mall. |
95 | 00:03:42,166 | 00:03:43,792 | I can't do it with this arm. | I can't do it with this arm. |
96 | 00:03:43,875 | 00:03:45,583 | I know it's your birthday and all, | I know it's your birthday and all, |
97 | 00:03:45,667 | 00:03:47,750 | but any chance you can pick it up and drop it off at this address? | but any chance you can pick it up and drop it off at this address? |
98 | 00:03:47,834 | 00:03:49,375 | Sure! I'd be happy to help. | Sure! I'd be happy to help. |
99 | 00:03:49,458 | 00:03:50,792 | Think of all the times you helped me | Think of all the times you helped me |
100 | 00:03:50,875 | 00:03:52,375 | when I had a sprained arm, | when I had a sprained arm, |
101 | 00:03:52,458 | 00:03:55,792 | or a leg, or a spleen, or a tongue, | or a leg, or a spleen, or a tongue, |
102 | 00:03:55,875 | 00:03:57,792 | or a finger... Twice. | or a finger... Twice. |
103 | 00:03:57,875 | 00:03:59,709 | Or a clavicle or a ribcage, | Or a clavicle or a ribcage, |
104 | 00:03:59,792 | 00:04:02,083 | or a metatarsal... Thanks, Milo. | or a metatarsal... Thanks, Milo. |
105 | 00:04:02,166 | 00:04:03,834 | No problem. | No problem. |
106 | 00:04:05,208 | 00:04:06,625 | Nice acting job. | Nice acting job. |
107 | 00:04:06,709 | 00:04:08,917 | I had to bust out the doe eyes. | I had to bust out the doe eyes. |
108 | 00:04:09,000 | 00:04:10,250 | Use only in case of emergency. | Use only in case of emergency. |
109 | 00:04:10,333 | 00:04:12,291 | What if he shows up too early for the party? | What if he shows up too early for the party? |
110 | 00:04:12,375 | 00:04:16,000 | I'm way ahead of you. Remember Elliot, the crossing guard? | I'm way ahead of you. Remember Elliot, the crossing guard? |
111 | 00:04:16,083 | 00:04:17,542 | Be sure to watch your step, | Be sure to watch your step, |
112 | 00:04:17,625 | 00:04:19,375 | and I mean that two ways. | and I mean that two ways. |
113 | 00:04:19,458 | 00:04:22,750 | I mean, watch your step and watch your step. | I mean, watch your step and watch your step. |
114 | 00:04:22,834 | 00:04:24,041 | [cell phone rings] Elliot here. | [cell phone rings] Elliot here. |
115 | 00:04:24,125 | 00:04:26,834 | Is this Elliot who monitors local safety violations? | Is this Elliot who monitors local safety violations? |
116 | 00:04:26,917 | 00:04:30,875 | Well, "safety first" is certainly one of my six safety-related mottos. | Well, "safety first" is certainly one of my six safety-related mottos. |
117 | 00:04:30,959 | 00:04:32,667 | I'd like to report a violation. | I'd like to report a violation. |
118 | 00:04:32,750 | 00:04:36,875 | I just saw Milo Murphy's bike, and the back wheel is a definite safety hazard. | I just saw Milo Murphy's bike, and the back wheel is a definite safety hazard. |
119 | 00:04:36,959 | 00:04:38,041 | It might fly off any second. | It might fly off any second. |
120 | 00:04:38,125 | 00:04:41,458 | You had me at "Milo Murphy's bike." | You had me at "Milo Murphy's bike." |
121 | 00:04:41,542 | 00:04:44,875 | You're on my radar, Milo Murphy. | You're on my radar, Milo Murphy. |
122 | 00:04:44,959 | 00:04:47,959 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
123 | 00:04:48,041 | 00:04:49,834 | No wait, no! That's a flock of birds. Wait, wait. | No wait, no! That's a flock of birds. Wait, wait. |
124 | 00:04:49,917 | 00:04:50,959 | -There. -[beeping] | -There. -[beeping] |
125 | 00:04:51,041 | 00:04:53,875 | Now you're on my radar, Milo Murphy. | Now you're on my radar, Milo Murphy. |
126 | 00:05:03,041 | 00:05:04,834 | Stop, Milo! | Stop, Milo! |
127 | 00:05:04,917 | 00:05:06,625 | Elliot, you might wanna duck. | Elliot, you might wanna duck. |
128 | 00:05:06,709 | 00:05:09,500 | Huh? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? | Huh? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? |
129 | 00:05:09,583 | 00:05:12,208 | -No, I mean, you might want this duck. -[quacks] | -No, I mean, you might want this duck. -[quacks] |
130 | 00:05:12,291 | 00:05:15,333 | I found him wandering in traffic earlier. | I found him wandering in traffic earlier. |
131 | 00:05:15,417 | 00:05:18,000 | I figured, you know, with you being the crossing guard... | I figured, you know, with you being the crossing guard... |
132 | 00:05:18,083 | 00:05:20,083 | -Safety czar. -Safety czar, | -Safety czar. -Safety czar, |
133 | 00:05:20,166 | 00:05:24,291 | you might be able to get him somewhere safe. | you might be able to get him somewhere safe. |
134 | 00:05:24,375 | 00:05:26,917 | Well, there is a little pond right over there. | Well, there is a little pond right over there. |
135 | 00:05:27,000 | 00:05:30,000 | Don't move. Do not go anywhere. | Don't move. Do not go anywhere. |
136 | 00:05:39,250 | 00:05:42,125 | -[quacking furiously] -[shuddering] | -[quacking furiously] -[shuddering] |
137 | 00:05:48,125 | 00:05:49,333 | [screams] | [screams] |
138 | 00:05:52,291 | 00:05:53,542 | -[quacking continues] -[whimpering] | -[quacking continues] -[whimpering] |
139 | 00:05:56,166 | 00:06:00,000 | No! [shuddering] | No! [shuddering] |
140 | 00:06:04,625 | 00:06:06,667 | I have reason to believe your vehicle may be unsafe. | I have reason to believe your vehicle may be unsafe. |
141 | 00:06:06,750 | 00:06:09,041 | I'm going to have to inspect it. | I'm going to have to inspect it. |
142 | 00:06:09,125 | 00:06:11,208 | Okay. But you might wanna duck first. | Okay. But you might wanna duck first. |
143 | 00:06:11,291 | 00:06:12,542 | Don't be ridiculous. | Don't be ridiculous. |
144 | 00:06:12,625 | 00:06:15,333 | You couldn't possibly have another duck back... | You couldn't possibly have another duck back... |
145 | 00:06:15,417 | 00:06:17,041 | No, I meant because of the tire. | No, I meant because of the tire. |
146 | 00:06:17,125 | 00:06:18,417 | Just for that, Murphy, | Just for that, Murphy, |
147 | 00:06:18,500 | 00:06:20,750 | you're getting the full inspection. | you're getting the full inspection. |
148 | 00:06:20,834 | 00:06:22,875 | Well, I did my own inspection this morning, | Well, I did my own inspection this morning, |
149 | 00:06:22,959 | 00:06:24,875 | but I guess you can never be too safe. | but I guess you can never be too safe. |
150 | 00:06:24,959 | 00:06:27,417 | Oh, yes, you can... | Oh, yes, you can... |
151 | 00:06:27,500 | 00:06:29,458 | not be too safe. | not be too safe. |
152 | 00:06:29,542 | 00:06:31,083 | Do I have to remove my shoes? | Do I have to remove my shoes? |
153 | 00:06:33,166 | 00:06:35,250 | This is perfect. The track makes everyone | This is perfect. The track makes everyone |
154 | 00:06:35,333 | 00:06:37,083 | wear helmets and fireproof jumpsuits. | wear helmets and fireproof jumpsuits. |
155 | 00:06:37,166 | 00:06:39,125 | Oh, great! For once, we won't look out of place. | Oh, great! For once, we won't look out of place. |
156 | 00:06:39,208 | 00:06:40,959 | Ah! Thanks for helping us set up, guys. | Ah! Thanks for helping us set up, guys. |
157 | 00:06:41,041 | 00:06:42,417 | Time for our checklist. | Time for our checklist. |
158 | 00:06:42,500 | 00:06:43,959 | Fire-retardant netting, check. | Fire-retardant netting, check. |
159 | 00:06:44,041 | 00:06:45,583 | Radiation screens, check. | Radiation screens, check. |
160 | 00:06:45,667 | 00:06:49,166 | Glow in the dark T-shirts in case of power outage, check. | Glow in the dark T-shirts in case of power outage, check. |
161 | 00:06:49,250 | 00:06:50,417 | Let's get to work. | Let's get to work. |
162 | 00:06:50,500 | 00:06:53,709 | All right, Mr. Murphy, you passed. Barely. | All right, Mr. Murphy, you passed. Barely. |
163 | 00:06:53,792 | 00:06:56,000 | -Cool. See ya! -Straighten that helmet! | -Cool. See ya! -Straighten that helmet! |
164 | 00:06:56,083 | 00:06:58,250 | I've got my super safety senses | I've got my super safety senses |
165 | 00:06:58,333 | 00:06:59,917 | trained on you from now on. | trained on you from now on. |
166 | 00:07:00,000 | 00:07:03,083 | And I mean that two ways! | And I mean that two ways! |
167 | 00:07:03,166 | 00:07:04,083 | Actually, it's just one. | Actually, it's just one. |
168 | 00:07:04,166 | 00:07:05,000 | -[quacking] -[shrieks] | -[quacking] -[shrieks] |
169 | 00:07:05,709 | 00:07:08,291 | Your party planner has arrived with a bubble machine. | Your party planner has arrived with a bubble machine. |
170 | 00:07:08,375 | 00:07:10,125 | Chaos is over, order begins. | Chaos is over, order begins. |
171 | 00:07:10,208 | 00:07:11,750 | You, cards on every table. | You, cards on every table. |
172 | 00:07:11,834 | 00:07:14,125 | Color coded by the age, gender and cake preference. | Color coded by the age, gender and cake preference. |
173 | 00:07:14,208 | 00:07:15,291 | You, with the funny hair, | You, with the funny hair, |
174 | 00:07:15,375 | 00:07:17,333 | these banners should be all five feet from the ground. | these banners should be all five feet from the ground. |
175 | 00:07:17,417 | 00:07:20,417 | You, nail biter, make sure all the utensils are parallel to each other. | You, nail biter, make sure all the utensils are parallel to each other. |
176 | 00:07:20,500 | 00:07:22,125 | Step to it, people. | Step to it, people. |
177 | 00:07:22,208 | 00:07:23,834 | And we brought mattresses to hide under | And we brought mattresses to hide under |
178 | 00:07:23,917 | 00:07:25,125 | in case of falling debris. | in case of falling debris. |
179 | 00:07:25,208 | 00:07:27,583 | Plus, we can wrap ourselves in them for duck attacks. | Plus, we can wrap ourselves in them for duck attacks. |
180 | 00:07:29,291 | 00:07:30,375 | [rings bicycle bell] | [rings bicycle bell] |
181 | 00:07:31,834 | 00:07:33,125 | Wow, that was convenient. | Wow, that was convenient. |
182 | 00:07:33,208 | 00:07:35,542 | All malls should have drive-through windows. | All malls should have drive-through windows. |
183 | 00:07:45,375 | 00:07:47,417 | Hmm. Kind of a light day. | Hmm. Kind of a light day. |
184 | 00:07:47,500 | 00:07:49,417 | Okay, everyone, clear the perimeter. | Okay, everyone, clear the perimeter. |
185 | 00:07:49,500 | 00:07:52,333 | And Murphy's Law counter-measures engaged. | And Murphy's Law counter-measures engaged. |
186 | 00:07:52,417 | 00:07:53,417 | [controller beeps] | [controller beeps] |
187 | 00:07:57,083 | 00:07:58,458 | [alarm blaring] | [alarm blaring] |
188 | 00:07:58,542 | 00:08:01,208 | He's a block away, T-minus 20 seconds. | He's a block away, T-minus 20 seconds. |
189 | 00:08:01,291 | 00:08:03,166 | Roll in the decoy. | Roll in the decoy. |
190 | 00:08:08,875 | 00:08:11,250 | I'm planning on staying in this bush the whole party. | I'm planning on staying in this bush the whole party. |
191 | 00:08:11,333 | 00:08:12,625 | Amanda scares me. | Amanda scares me. |
192 | 00:08:15,083 | 00:08:16,083 | Industrial Industries. | Industrial Industries. |
193 | 00:08:16,166 | 00:08:17,667 | "Serving the industrial needs of industry | "Serving the industrial needs of industry |
194 | 00:08:17,750 | 00:08:19,166 | for over 50 years." | for over 50 years." |
195 | 00:08:19,250 | 00:08:21,291 | This looks like the place. | This looks like the place. |
196 | 00:08:23,959 | 00:08:26,166 | [all] Happy birthday! [cheering] | [all] Happy birthday! [cheering] |
197 | 00:08:28,875 | 00:08:31,792 | Wow, you guys! A real birthday party! | Wow, you guys! A real birthday party! |
198 | 00:08:31,875 | 00:08:34,208 | -Got you! -You used the doe eyes. | -Got you! -You used the doe eyes. |
199 | 00:08:34,291 | 00:08:35,750 | And they've got go-karts. | And they've got go-karts. |
200 | 00:08:35,834 | 00:08:38,125 | [boy] They have karts? Let's go. | [boy] They have karts? Let's go. |
201 | 00:08:38,208 | 00:08:41,125 | This is great, guys. Let's go! | This is great, guys. Let's go! |
202 | 00:08:41,208 | 00:08:43,041 | ♪ No time for trivial things ♪ | ♪ No time for trivial things ♪ |
203 | 00:08:43,125 | 00:08:45,917 | ♪ Gotta get up and get out into the world ♪ | ♪ Gotta get up and get out into the world ♪ |
204 | 00:08:46,000 | 00:08:50,917 | ♪ Find a spot in the middle of kings, gonna go into the city in a whirl ♪ | ♪ Find a spot in the middle of kings, gonna go into the city in a whirl ♪ |
205 | 00:08:51,000 | 00:08:54,875 | -♪ I gotta go ♪ -[tires screeching] | -♪ I gotta go ♪ -[tires screeching] |
206 | 00:08:54,959 | 00:08:57,291 | ♪ Oh, I'm Mr. Go ♪ | ♪ Oh, I'm Mr. Go ♪ |
207 | 00:08:57,375 | 00:09:00,208 | ♪ They call me Mr. Go ♪ | ♪ They call me Mr. Go ♪ |
208 | 00:09:08,125 | 00:09:09,166 | [tires screeching] | [tires screeching] |
209 | 00:09:13,125 | 00:09:14,333 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
210 | 00:09:24,333 | 00:09:28,583 | ♪ Oh, but you know I've gotta go ♪ | ♪ Oh, but you know I've gotta go ♪ |
211 | 00:09:28,667 | 00:09:30,542 | ♪ Gotta get gone, get gone, gone ♪ | ♪ Gotta get gone, get gone, gone ♪ |
212 | 00:09:30,625 | 00:09:32,166 | [all screaming] | [all screaming] |
213 | 00:09:32,250 | 00:09:36,083 | ♪ Go ♪ | ♪ Go ♪ |
214 | 00:09:36,166 | 00:09:37,917 | Did you see that? That was awesome! | Did you see that? That was awesome! |
215 | 00:09:38,000 | 00:09:41,166 | Uh-oh! I think that was Amanda's bubble machine. | Uh-oh! I think that was Amanda's bubble machine. |
216 | 00:09:41,250 | 00:09:43,291 | And we have all of our limbs. | And we have all of our limbs. |
217 | 00:09:43,375 | 00:09:45,083 | Well, except for one-armed Willy. | Well, except for one-armed Willy. |
218 | 00:09:45,166 | 00:09:47,959 | It's a nickname. I have both my arms. | It's a nickname. I have both my arms. |
219 | 00:09:48,041 | 00:09:49,625 | I am missing one leg, though. | I am missing one leg, though. |
220 | 00:10:00,458 | 00:10:02,375 | [all] [chanting] Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! | [all] [chanting] Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! |
221 | 00:10:02,458 | 00:10:05,917 | Milo and candles, can't be too careful. | Milo and candles, can't be too careful. |
222 | 00:10:06,000 | 00:10:08,166 | I'm afraid we have a problem, dear. | I'm afraid we have a problem, dear. |
223 | 00:10:08,250 | 00:10:10,834 | Diogee got into the cake and ice cream. | Diogee got into the cake and ice cream. |
224 | 00:10:13,917 | 00:10:15,750 | Sorry, Milo, the cake got ruined. | Sorry, Milo, the cake got ruined. |
225 | 00:10:15,834 | 00:10:17,750 | Though cake and ice cream would've been nice, | Though cake and ice cream would've been nice, |
226 | 00:10:17,834 | 00:10:19,375 | I already got my wish. | I already got my wish. |
227 | 00:10:19,458 | 00:10:22,333 | I had a birthday party and nothing went horribly wrong. | I had a birthday party and nothing went horribly wrong. |
228 | 00:10:22,417 | 00:10:23,417 | Oh, balloons! | Oh, balloons! |
229 | 00:10:29,875 | 00:10:31,333 | [bubbling] | [bubbling] |
230 | 00:10:31,417 | 00:10:33,500 | [Driver] Huh? | [Driver] Huh? |
231 | 00:10:33,583 | 00:10:35,792 | [tires screeching] | [tires screeching] |
232 | 00:10:35,875 | 00:10:38,333 | -[driver yells] -[tires screeching] | -[driver yells] -[tires screeching] |
233 | 00:10:39,417 | 00:10:40,583 | [driver grunts] | [driver grunts] |
234 | 00:10:45,917 | 00:10:47,917 | [explosion] | [explosion] |
235 | 00:10:51,250 | 00:10:54,041 | This is the best birthday ever. | This is the best birthday ever. |
236 | 00:10:57,333 | 00:10:59,250 | Ice cream and cake. | Ice cream and cake. |
237 | 00:10:59,333 | 00:11:03,041 | Correction, this is better than the best birthday ever. | Correction, this is better than the best birthday ever. |
238 | 00:11:03,125 | 00:11:06,166 | -[all cheering] -[ducks quacking] | -[all cheering] -[ducks quacking] |
239 | 00:11:06,250 | 00:11:08,750 | Quick, everyone wrap yourselves in the mattresses. | Quick, everyone wrap yourselves in the mattresses. |
240 | 00:11:11,750 | 00:11:12,875 | There he is. | There he is. |
241 | 00:11:12,959 | 00:11:14,041 | Hi, Milo. | Hi, Milo. |
242 | 00:11:14,125 | 00:11:15,959 | I can't believe we're getting extra credit | I can't believe we're getting extra credit |
243 | 00:11:16,041 | 00:11:17,125 | just for going to an opera. | just for going to an opera. |
244 | 00:11:17,208 | 00:11:19,542 | You ever sit through an opera before? We're earning it. | You ever sit through an opera before? We're earning it. |
245 | 00:11:19,625 | 00:11:21,375 | Oh! There's Amanda. | Oh! There's Amanda. |
246 | 00:11:21,458 | 00:11:23,000 | Amanda, huh? | Amanda, huh? |
247 | 00:11:23,083 | 00:11:25,208 | Oh, no, no, it's just that... | Oh, no, no, it's just that... |
248 | 00:11:25,291 | 00:11:28,208 | She's someone we know from school, you know? | She's someone we know from school, you know? |
249 | 00:11:28,291 | 00:11:30,208 | How's my cast? One of your best. | How's my cast? One of your best. |
250 | 00:11:30,291 | 00:11:31,458 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
251 | 00:11:33,333 | 00:11:34,417 | -Hey, Amanda. -Milo! | -Hey, Amanda. -Milo! |
252 | 00:11:34,500 | 00:11:37,041 | Uh, I mean, hi, Milo. | Uh, I mean, hi, Milo. |
253 | 00:11:37,125 | 00:11:39,375 | [chuckles awkwardly] What are you doing here? | [chuckles awkwardly] What are you doing here? |
254 | 00:11:39,458 | 00:11:41,208 | Extra credit for Mrs. White's class. | Extra credit for Mrs. White's class. |
255 | 00:11:41,291 | 00:11:43,250 | You can sit with us in the center if you want. | You can sit with us in the center if you want. |
256 | 00:11:43,333 | 00:11:45,417 | I bought an extra seat in case mine got destroyed. | I bought an extra seat in case mine got destroyed. |
257 | 00:11:45,500 | 00:11:47,417 | How would your seat get destroyed? | How would your seat get destroyed? |
258 | 00:11:47,500 | 00:11:49,333 | It's best not to speculate. | It's best not to speculate. |
259 | 00:11:49,417 | 00:11:51,041 | Okay, that's why I'm, well... | Okay, that's why I'm, well... |
260 | 00:11:51,125 | 00:11:52,291 | I'm a little nervous. | I'm a little nervous. |
261 | 00:11:52,375 | 00:11:53,834 | What I love about opera is that | What I love about opera is that |
262 | 00:11:53,917 | 00:11:56,041 | it's so well-rehearsed and predictable. | it's so well-rehearsed and predictable. |
263 | 00:11:56,125 | 00:11:59,709 | And the thing is, there's just so much that could go wrong | And the thing is, there's just so much that could go wrong |
264 | 00:11:59,792 | 00:12:02,250 | in this general area. | in this general area. |
265 | 00:12:02,333 | 00:12:04,083 | -Oh, that! -[bone cracks] | -Oh, that! -[bone cracks] |
266 | 00:12:04,166 | 00:12:06,417 | Oh, don't worry! Murphy's Law or not, | Oh, don't worry! Murphy's Law or not, |
267 | 00:12:06,500 | 00:12:07,959 | the show must go on. | the show must go on. |
268 | 00:12:08,041 | 00:12:10,959 | I hope so because it's just that I have... | I hope so because it's just that I have... |
269 | 00:12:12,375 | 00:12:14,250 | -Milo. -Huh? Oh! | -Milo. -Huh? Oh! |
270 | 00:12:14,333 | 00:12:16,875 | Because I'm using up three of my scheduled enjoyment hours for this. | Because I'm using up three of my scheduled enjoyment hours for this. |
271 | 00:12:16,959 | 00:12:19,250 | You schedule time to enjoy things? | You schedule time to enjoy things? |
272 | 00:12:19,333 | 00:12:20,417 | How else am I going to fit it in? | How else am I going to fit it in? |
273 | 00:12:20,500 | 00:12:22,709 | Wow! Every minute of your day is accounted for. | Wow! Every minute of your day is accounted for. |
274 | 00:12:22,792 | 00:12:26,500 | "Wednesday, 10:50 to 10:55, peel and eat an orange." | "Wednesday, 10:50 to 10:55, peel and eat an orange." |
275 | 00:12:26,583 | 00:12:29,417 | This opera takes exactly two hours and 11 minutes, | This opera takes exactly two hours and 11 minutes, |
276 | 00:12:29,500 | 00:12:31,709 | plus, I set aside an extra 1.5 minutes, | plus, I set aside an extra 1.5 minutes, |
277 | 00:12:31,792 | 00:12:34,041 | for an ovation, just in case it's really good. | for an ovation, just in case it's really good. |
278 | 00:12:34,125 | 00:12:37,125 | My enjoyment hours are very precious to me, nothing can go wrong. | My enjoyment hours are very precious to me, nothing can go wrong. |
279 | 00:12:37,208 | 00:12:39,417 | Don't worry, Amanda, I'll be there to help. | Don't worry, Amanda, I'll be there to help. |
280 | 00:12:39,500 | 00:12:42,125 | Oh, that's great. | Oh, that's great. |
281 | 00:12:42,208 | 00:12:44,291 | You realize that you could shave a good three minutes | You realize that you could shave a good three minutes |
282 | 00:12:44,375 | 00:12:47,291 | of your orange peeling time if you switch to tangerines. | of your orange peeling time if you switch to tangerines. |
283 | 00:12:47,375 | 00:12:48,458 | Noted. | Noted. |
284 | 00:12:48,542 | 00:12:49,917 | So what's with the big ugly tie? | So what's with the big ugly tie? |
285 | 00:12:50,000 | 00:12:51,625 | This is an ascot. | This is an ascot. |
286 | 00:12:51,709 | 00:12:54,667 | The last time I wore something that big, they brought me a lobster. | The last time I wore something that big, they brought me a lobster. |
287 | 00:12:54,750 | 00:12:58,542 | What I'm saying is, it looks like a lobster bib. | What I'm saying is, it looks like a lobster bib. |
288 | 00:12:58,625 | 00:13:00,667 | When you're in a restaurant and you order a lobster... | When you're in a restaurant and you order a lobster... |
289 | 00:13:00,750 | 00:13:02,542 | I get it! Excuse me. | I get it! Excuse me. |
290 | 00:13:02,625 | 00:13:04,750 | May I have some pistachios, please? | May I have some pistachios, please? |
291 | 00:13:04,834 | 00:13:07,000 | I'm sorry, my good man, | I'm sorry, my good man, |
292 | 00:13:07,083 | 00:13:09,291 | but it seems that we're fresh out of pistachios at the moment. | but it seems that we're fresh out of pistachios at the moment. |
293 | 00:13:09,375 | 00:13:10,500 | Yeah, we're all out. | Yeah, we're all out. |
294 | 00:13:10,583 | 00:13:12,750 | But, aren't those pistachios right behind you? | But, aren't those pistachios right behind you? |
295 | 00:13:12,834 | 00:13:15,542 | Yes, well, uh, you see... | Yes, well, uh, you see... |
296 | 00:13:15,625 | 00:13:17,917 | Those are display pistachios. | Those are display pistachios. |
297 | 00:13:18,000 | 00:13:20,166 | We're not allowed to sell display pistachios. | We're not allowed to sell display pistachios. |
298 | 00:13:20,250 | 00:13:22,917 | Wouldn't you prefer a rubbery-like woodland creature | Wouldn't you prefer a rubbery-like woodland creature |
299 | 00:13:23,000 | 00:13:24,917 | to chew on instead, hmm? | to chew on instead, hmm? |
300 | 00:13:25,000 | 00:13:27,291 | Actually, I'd really prefer some pistachios, please. | Actually, I'd really prefer some pistachios, please. |
301 | 00:13:29,041 | 00:13:30,667 | I think he's hypnotized himself. | I think he's hypnotized himself. |
302 | 00:13:30,750 | 00:13:32,667 | Fine. I'll give you four. | Fine. I'll give you four. |
303 | 00:13:33,875 | 00:13:35,792 | It's righty-tighty, leftie-loosie. | It's righty-tighty, leftie-loosie. |
304 | 00:13:35,875 | 00:13:37,375 | I know how dispensers work. | I know how dispensers work. |
305 | 00:13:37,458 | 00:13:39,667 | Uh, what's the problem? Are you guys new at this? | Uh, what's the problem? Are you guys new at this? |
306 | 00:13:39,750 | 00:13:41,667 | That's a rather presumptuous accusation. | That's a rather presumptuous accusation. |
307 | 00:13:41,750 | 00:13:44,041 | Yes. It's not like we tied up the guy who usually does this | Yes. It's not like we tied up the guy who usually does this |
308 | 00:13:44,125 | 00:13:46,375 | and stashed him in the basement. | and stashed him in the basement. |
309 | 00:13:46,458 | 00:13:49,500 | Man, that's a long way to go for a night off, Bob! | Man, that's a long way to go for a night off, Bob! |
310 | 00:13:49,583 | 00:13:50,667 | [shrugs] | [shrugs] |
311 | 00:13:50,750 | 00:13:51,792 | Here, give me a boost, | Here, give me a boost, |
312 | 00:13:51,875 | 00:13:53,417 | there's gotta be a lock or something up here. | there's gotta be a lock or something up here. |
313 | 00:13:53,500 | 00:13:55,375 | -Would you please hurry up? -[Dakota] I don't see anything. | -Would you please hurry up? -[Dakota] I don't see anything. |
314 | 00:13:55,458 | 00:13:57,375 | Well, what do you know? It's a righty-loosie dispenser. | Well, what do you know? It's a righty-loosie dispenser. |
315 | 00:13:57,458 | 00:13:59,208 | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
316 | 00:13:59,875 | 00:14:01,959 | Oh, no! Hold on. | Oh, no! Hold on. |
317 | 00:14:07,625 | 00:14:09,333 | [crashing] | [crashing] |
318 | 00:14:10,667 | 00:14:12,000 | You had one job. | You had one job. |
319 | 00:14:12,083 | 00:14:13,542 | Yeah, you had the same job. | Yeah, you had the same job. |
320 | 00:14:13,625 | 00:14:15,417 | I think you'll like this opera. | I think you'll like this opera. |
321 | 00:14:15,500 | 00:14:18,375 | It's about a morally conflicted crime boss who's seeing a therapist. | It's about a morally conflicted crime boss who's seeing a therapist. |
322 | 00:14:18,458 | 00:14:20,750 | Whatever. Extra credit's extra credit. | Whatever. Extra credit's extra credit. |
323 | 00:14:20,834 | 00:14:22,709 | [music playing] Oh, it sounds like they're ready to start. | [music playing] Oh, it sounds like they're ready to start. |
324 | 00:14:22,792 | 00:14:25,458 | -Where's Milo? -I better go find him. | -Where's Milo? -I better go find him. |
325 | 00:14:28,291 | 00:14:30,000 | We got pistachios all over the place. | We got pistachios all over the place. |
326 | 00:14:30,083 | 00:14:31,709 | Are you bragging or should I get a broom? | Are you bragging or should I get a broom? |
327 | 00:14:31,792 | 00:14:34,500 | -How is that even bragging? -I'll get a broom. | -How is that even bragging? -I'll get a broom. |
328 | 00:14:46,458 | 00:14:47,709 | ♪ How dare a Baritone come into our deli ♪ | ♪ How dare a Baritone come into our deli ♪ |
329 | 00:14:50,667 | 00:14:53,750 | ♪ He's lucky I don't punch him in the belly... ♪ | ♪ He's lucky I don't punch him in the belly... ♪ |
330 | 00:14:53,834 | 00:14:56,208 | Ah, those lights up there, they seem a little loose to me. | Ah, those lights up there, they seem a little loose to me. |
331 | 00:14:56,291 | 00:14:58,500 | Ah, they'll be all right. | Ah, they'll be all right. |
332 | 00:14:58,583 | 00:15:00,875 | Unless someone accidentally leans on that backdrop too hard, | Unless someone accidentally leans on that backdrop too hard, |
333 | 00:15:00,959 | 00:15:02,250 | hitting that fireman's ax, | hitting that fireman's ax, |
334 | 00:15:02,333 | 00:15:03,583 | causing it to fall on the floor, | causing it to fall on the floor, |
335 | 00:15:03,667 | 00:15:06,041 | startling that rat who runs into that lamp, | startling that rat who runs into that lamp, |
336 | 00:15:06,125 | 00:15:08,583 | causing it to fall over, knocking into those tie-offs, | causing it to fall over, knocking into those tie-offs, |
337 | 00:15:08,667 | 00:15:09,917 | causing that rope to come loose. | causing that rope to come loose. |
338 | 00:15:10,000 | 00:15:11,041 | [Steve] Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa! | [Steve] Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa! |
339 | 00:15:11,125 | 00:15:12,583 | How could that lamp hit those ropes? | How could that lamp hit those ropes? |
340 | 00:15:12,667 | 00:15:13,667 | [Phil] No, no, no, not that lamp. | [Phil] No, no, no, not that lamp. |
341 | 00:15:14,041 | 00:15:15,458 | That lamp and those ropes. | That lamp and those ropes. |
342 | 00:15:15,542 | 00:15:17,250 | [Steve] Oh, I see. What about that sandbag over there? | [Steve] Oh, I see. What about that sandbag over there? |
343 | 00:15:17,750 | 00:15:19,417 | [Phil] Not important. Anyway, if all that happens, | [Phil] Not important. Anyway, if all that happens, |
344 | 00:15:20,000 | 00:15:21,750 | then I suppose you'd have a problem. | then I suppose you'd have a problem. |
345 | 00:15:21,834 | 00:15:23,875 | Ah, good enough, I guess. | Ah, good enough, I guess. |
346 | 00:15:23,959 | 00:15:27,750 | Or that rope could just slip off 'cause I didn't really tie it very tight. | Or that rope could just slip off 'cause I didn't really tie it very tight. |
347 | 00:15:28,834 | 00:15:30,041 | Say, where'd you get that? | Say, where'd you get that? |
348 | 00:15:30,166 | 00:15:32,542 | I got a stash in the back. Come on. | I got a stash in the back. Come on. |
349 | 00:15:32,625 | 00:15:36,083 | ♪ You know, that Baritone thinks he's gonna tell us... ♪ | ♪ You know, that Baritone thinks he's gonna tell us... ♪ |
350 | 00:15:36,166 | 00:15:37,625 | Ooh! Better make sure those lights don't fall | Ooh! Better make sure those lights don't fall |
351 | 00:15:37,709 | 00:15:39,166 | and knock out those actors. | and knock out those actors. |
352 | 00:15:39,250 | 00:15:41,709 | That would seriously mess with Amanda's enjoyment hours. | That would seriously mess with Amanda's enjoyment hours. |
353 | 00:15:42,417 | 00:15:43,250 | ♪ ...I hear you shaking ♪ | ♪ ...I hear you shaking ♪ |
354 | 00:15:44,250 | 00:15:47,959 | ♪ I'll box his ears and All will hear his ringing ♪ | ♪ I'll box his ears and All will hear his ringing ♪ |
355 | 00:15:48,041 | 00:15:49,667 | -♪ We hear you, boss ♪ -[man] Yes? | -♪ We hear you, boss ♪ -[man] Yes? |
356 | 00:15:49,750 | 00:15:51,417 | Oh, no! Zack, look. | Oh, no! Zack, look. |
357 | 00:15:55,792 | 00:15:58,667 | ♪ Then he's going to wake up with a horse? ♪ | ♪ Then he's going to wake up with a horse? ♪ |
358 | 00:15:58,750 | 00:16:01,792 | I don't remember this opera having a dog in it. | I don't remember this opera having a dog in it. |
359 | 00:16:01,875 | 00:16:04,417 | Diogee, go home. | Diogee, go home. |
360 | 00:16:05,208 | 00:16:06,709 | [whimpers] | [whimpers] |
361 | 00:16:07,875 | 00:16:10,458 | This is different than the last time I saw it. | This is different than the last time I saw it. |
362 | 00:16:10,542 | 00:16:12,750 | [inhales, exhales] | [inhales, exhales] |
363 | 00:16:12,834 | 00:16:14,875 | Deep cleansing breath. | Deep cleansing breath. |
364 | 00:16:14,959 | 00:16:16,041 | Don't you yoga me. | Don't you yoga me. |
365 | 00:16:16,125 | 00:16:17,667 | ♪ He's singing on our turf ♪ | ♪ He's singing on our turf ♪ |
366 | 00:16:17,750 | 00:16:19,583 | ♪ You know, I think he wants to fight us ♪ | ♪ You know, I think he wants to fight us ♪ |
367 | 00:16:19,667 | 00:16:20,959 | ♪ If he doesn't watch his step ♪ | ♪ If he doesn't watch his step ♪ |
368 | 00:16:21,041 | 00:16:23,041 | ♪ I'm gonna give him laryngitis ♪ | ♪ I'm gonna give him laryngitis ♪ |
369 | 00:16:24,041 | 00:16:25,333 | Milo, what are you doing? | Milo, what are you doing? |
370 | 00:16:25,417 | 00:16:26,959 | I'm making sure nothing goes wrong back here. | I'm making sure nothing goes wrong back here. |
371 | 00:16:27,041 | 00:16:28,709 | Amanda's scheduled enjoyment hours | Amanda's scheduled enjoyment hours |
372 | 00:16:28,792 | 00:16:30,000 | don't just grow on trees, you know. | don't just grow on trees, you know. |
373 | 00:16:30,083 | 00:16:32,667 | She only has the two hours, 12 minutes and change, | She only has the two hours, 12 minutes and change, |
374 | 00:16:32,750 | 00:16:34,125 | if there's an ovation. | if there's an ovation. |
375 | 00:16:34,208 | 00:16:36,667 | Yeah, I think that ovation ship may have sailed. | Yeah, I think that ovation ship may have sailed. |
376 | 00:16:36,750 | 00:16:38,625 | I just hope nothing else goes wrong. | I just hope nothing else goes wrong. |
377 | 00:16:40,291 | 00:16:42,583 | And that ship is sailing right now. | And that ship is sailing right now. |
378 | 00:16:42,667 | 00:16:44,208 | ♪ He'll be sleeping with a mackerel ♪ | ♪ He'll be sleeping with a mackerel ♪ |
379 | 00:16:44,291 | 00:16:45,750 | ♪ This is war! ♪ | ♪ This is war! ♪ |
380 | 00:16:45,834 | 00:16:47,291 | ♪ That's not your call to make ♪ | ♪ That's not your call to make ♪ |
381 | 00:16:47,375 | 00:16:50,583 | -♪ A music war ♪ -♪ This is a big mistake ♪ | -♪ A music war ♪ -♪ This is a big mistake ♪ |
382 | 00:16:50,667 | 00:16:51,917 | -♪ We're going to war ♪ -[woman shrieks] | -♪ We're going to war ♪ -[woman shrieks] |
383 | 00:16:53,041 | 00:16:55,709 | -♪ Why can't you see? ♪ -♪ A music war ♪ | -♪ Why can't you see? ♪ -♪ A music war ♪ |
384 | 00:16:55,792 | 00:16:58,625 | ♪ Stop singing over me ♪ | ♪ Stop singing over me ♪ |
385 | 00:16:58,709 | 00:17:00,208 | ♪ This is war A music war ♪ | ♪ This is war A music war ♪ |
386 | 00:17:00,291 | 00:17:01,291 | Oh, no! | Oh, no! |
387 | 00:17:05,625 | 00:17:06,792 | Zack, flip that switch back. | Zack, flip that switch back. |
388 | 00:17:09,792 | 00:17:10,792 | No, the other switch. | No, the other switch. |
389 | 00:17:12,333 | 00:17:15,625 | ♪ War ♪ | ♪ War ♪ |
390 | 00:17:15,709 | 00:17:17,750 | [sighs] And no one's the wiser. | [sighs] And no one's the wiser. |
391 | 00:17:17,834 | 00:17:20,083 | You're a calm blue ocean. | You're a calm blue ocean. |
392 | 00:17:22,709 | 00:17:25,542 | ♪ That baritone's a bother ♪ | ♪ That baritone's a bother ♪ |
393 | 00:17:25,625 | 00:17:28,417 | ♪ He's not singing in my key ♪ | ♪ He's not singing in my key ♪ |
394 | 00:17:28,500 | 00:17:31,625 | ♪ And now I've got this music war ♪ | ♪ And now I've got this music war ♪ |
395 | 00:17:31,709 | 00:17:34,166 | ♪ It's such anxiety... ♪ | ♪ It's such anxiety... ♪ |
396 | 00:17:35,750 | 00:17:38,750 | Hey, Milo, look at the chandelier, it's slipping. | Hey, Milo, look at the chandelier, it's slipping. |
397 | 00:17:38,834 | 00:17:41,041 | Well, that's not good. I'm on it. | Well, that's not good. I'm on it. |
398 | 00:17:41,125 | 00:17:43,000 | ♪ It keeps me wide awake at Night and gives me panic attacks ♪ | ♪ It keeps me wide awake at Night and gives me panic attacks ♪ |
399 | 00:17:46,500 | 00:17:49,959 | ♪ So I've come here to your office ♪ | ♪ So I've come here to your office ♪ |
400 | 00:17:50,041 | 00:17:52,834 | ♪ To tell you all my thoughts ♪ | ♪ To tell you all my thoughts ♪ |
401 | 00:17:52,917 | 00:17:55,417 | ♪ There's also issues With my mother... ♪ | ♪ There's also issues With my mother... ♪ |
402 | 00:17:55,500 | 00:17:57,709 | ♪ I'm afraid that's all The time we've got ♪ | ♪ I'm afraid that's all The time we've got ♪ |
403 | 00:17:59,542 | 00:18:01,750 | Oh, boy! That was probably my bad. | Oh, boy! That was probably my bad. |
404 | 00:18:01,834 | 00:18:03,250 | Uh-oh! | Uh-oh! |
405 | 00:18:03,333 | 00:18:04,333 | [glass shatters] | [glass shatters] |
406 | 00:18:13,375 | 00:18:15,583 | [orchestra continues] | [orchestra continues] |
407 | 00:18:15,667 | 00:18:17,750 | I better get out of here before something else... | I better get out of here before something else... |
408 | 00:18:20,750 | 00:18:22,875 | ♪ Come on... ♪ | ♪ Come on... ♪ |
409 | 00:18:24,917 | 00:18:27,709 | [music resumes] | [music resumes] |
410 | 00:18:27,792 | 00:18:28,625 | ♪ Come on... ♪ | ♪ Come on... ♪ |
411 | 00:18:29,709 | 00:18:31,709 | [music resumes] | [music resumes] |
412 | 00:18:31,792 | 00:18:32,625 | ♪ Come on... ♪ | ♪ Come on... ♪ |
413 | 00:18:33,041 | 00:18:35,291 | [music resumes] ♪ Come on... ♪ | [music resumes] ♪ Come on... ♪ |
414 | 00:18:35,375 | 00:18:36,250 | -[screaming] -[quacking] | -[screaming] -[quacking] |
415 | 00:18:39,166 | 00:18:41,000 | [music resumes] | [music resumes] |
416 | 00:18:41,083 | 00:18:43,166 | -♪ Come on... ♪ -[rumbling] | -♪ Come on... ♪ -[rumbling] |
417 | 00:18:49,333 | 00:18:50,417 | [clicks tongue] | [clicks tongue] |
418 | 00:18:50,500 | 00:18:52,166 | [cat meows] | [cat meows] |
419 | 00:19:05,125 | 00:19:09,000 | ♪ Come on, Baritone, It's time for a fight ♪ | ♪ Come on, Baritone, It's time for a fight ♪ |
420 | 00:19:09,083 | 00:19:13,542 | ♪ Step out of the shadows And into the light ♪ | ♪ Step out of the shadows And into the light ♪ |
421 | 00:19:17,792 | 00:19:21,083 | [tight-lipped] That was your cue. We haven't got all night. | [tight-lipped] That was your cue. We haven't got all night. |
422 | 00:19:22,917 | 00:19:24,125 | Mr. Baritone, you're on. | Mr. Baritone, you're on. |
423 | 00:19:24,208 | 00:19:26,417 | I'm not going out there. | I'm not going out there. |
424 | 00:19:28,625 | 00:19:30,000 | [engine starts] | [engine starts] |
425 | 00:19:30,083 | 00:19:31,583 | [vehicle drives away] | [vehicle drives away] |
426 | 00:19:32,959 | 00:19:34,458 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
427 | 00:19:34,542 | 00:19:36,750 | The show must go on. | The show must go on. |
428 | 00:19:36,834 | 00:19:39,083 | ♪ I'm over here ♪ | ♪ I'm over here ♪ |
429 | 00:19:48,959 | 00:19:50,917 | ♪ You're shorter than I remember ♪ | ♪ You're shorter than I remember ♪ |
430 | 00:19:51,000 | 00:19:52,709 | ♪ It's the physique That I was cursed with ♪ | ♪ It's the physique That I was cursed with ♪ |
431 | 00:19:52,792 | 00:19:53,917 | ♪ I'll admit that I'm confused ♪ | ♪ I'll admit that I'm confused ♪ |
432 | 00:19:54,000 | 00:19:55,875 | ♪ You're not the one That I rehearsed with ♪ | ♪ You're not the one That I rehearsed with ♪ |
433 | 00:19:55,959 | 00:19:57,166 | ♪ I think we've gone off book ♪ | ♪ I think we've gone off book ♪ |
434 | 00:19:57,250 | 00:19:59,041 | ♪ Now, I believe this Scene we're botching ♪ | ♪ Now, I believe this Scene we're botching ♪ |
435 | 00:19:59,125 | 00:20:00,709 | ♪ But I feel we should go on ♪ | ♪ But I feel we should go on ♪ |
436 | 00:20:00,792 | 00:20:04,542 | ♪ Because there's all These people watching ♪ | ♪ Because there's all These people watching ♪ |
437 | 00:20:06,875 | 00:20:08,875 | ♪ So I guess that You're a baritone ♪ | ♪ So I guess that You're a baritone ♪ |
438 | 00:20:08,959 | 00:20:10,375 | ♪ And now we have to fight ♪ | ♪ And now we have to fight ♪ |
439 | 00:20:10,458 | 00:20:13,750 | ♪ I'm a Mezzo-soprano, And it all ends tonight ♪ | ♪ I'm a Mezzo-soprano, And it all ends tonight ♪ |
440 | 00:20:13,834 | 00:20:16,750 | ♪ Actually, you sing between A tenor and a bass ♪ | ♪ Actually, you sing between A tenor and a bass ♪ |
441 | 00:20:16,834 | 00:20:18,875 | ♪ And that makes you a baritone ♪ | ♪ And that makes you a baritone ♪ |
442 | 00:20:18,959 | 00:20:21,542 | ♪ Your hostility's misplaced ♪ | ♪ Your hostility's misplaced ♪ |
443 | 00:20:21,667 | 00:20:26,834 | ♪ Say what? ♪ | ♪ Say what? ♪ |
444 | 00:20:26,917 | 00:20:30,083 | ♪ Mezzo-soprano is your family name ♪ | ♪ Mezzo-soprano is your family name ♪ |
445 | 00:20:30,166 | 00:20:32,250 | ♪ But you all sing in baritone ♪ | ♪ But you all sing in baritone ♪ |
446 | 00:20:32,333 | 00:20:34,000 | ♪ That makes you all the same ♪ | ♪ That makes you all the same ♪ |
447 | 00:20:34,083 | 00:20:37,959 | ♪ Wait a minute Mezzo-soprano Is a family name ♪ | ♪ Wait a minute Mezzo-soprano Is a family name ♪ |
448 | 00:20:38,041 | 00:20:40,291 | ♪ But we all sing in baritone ♪ | ♪ But we all sing in baritone ♪ |
449 | 00:20:40,375 | 00:20:42,000 | ♪ That makes us all the same ♪ | ♪ That makes us all the same ♪ |
450 | 00:20:42,083 | 00:20:45,917 | -You're right! -♪ Mezzo-soprano is our family name ♪ | -You're right! -♪ Mezzo-soprano is our family name ♪ |
451 | 00:20:46,000 | 00:20:48,208 | ♪ But we all sing in baritone ♪ | ♪ But we all sing in baritone ♪ |
452 | 00:20:48,291 | 00:20:50,000 | ♪ That makes us all the same. ♪ | ♪ That makes us all the same. ♪ |
453 | 00:20:50,083 | 00:20:53,834 | ♪ We are all baritones ♪ | ♪ We are all baritones ♪ |
454 | 00:20:56,250 | 00:21:01,333 | -♪ Diogee, go home! ♪ -♪ [singing, indistinct] ♪ | -♪ Diogee, go home! ♪ -♪ [singing, indistinct] ♪ |
455 | 00:21:08,959 | 00:21:12,709 | [audience cheering and applauding] | [audience cheering and applauding] |
456 | 00:21:16,041 | 00:21:18,667 | Whoo-hoo! That was amazing. | Whoo-hoo! That was amazing. |
457 | 00:21:18,750 | 00:21:19,834 | Bravo! | Bravo! |
458 | 00:21:19,917 | 00:21:21,583 | That was surprisingly entertaining. | That was surprisingly entertaining. |
459 | 00:21:21,667 | 00:21:23,291 | And including the five-minute ovation, | And including the five-minute ovation, |
460 | 00:21:23,375 | 00:21:25,417 | it was actually shorter than it usually is, | it was actually shorter than it usually is, |
461 | 00:21:25,500 | 00:21:27,250 | so I've got time for a pizza! | so I've got time for a pizza! |
462 | 00:21:27,333 | 00:21:28,959 | That sounds like a plan, let's go. | That sounds like a plan, let's go. |
463 | 00:21:29,041 | 00:21:30,125 | Okay, let's go. | Okay, let's go. |
464 | 00:21:30,208 | 00:21:32,625 | -Who knows what will happen there? -Don't push it. | -Who knows what will happen there? -Don't push it. |
465 | 00:21:32,709 | 00:21:35,250 | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ |
466 | 00:21:37,875 | 00:21:40,000 | ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ We're all livin' in it ♪ |
467 | 00:21:40,083 | 00:21:42,834 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
468 | 00:21:42,917 | 00:21:45,792 | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ | ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational ♪ |
469 | 00:21:45,875 | 00:21:49,083 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
470 | 00:21:50,709 | 00:21:53,083 | ♪ Whoa ♪ | ♪ Whoa ♪ |
471 | 00:21:53,166 | 00:21:56,375 | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ | ♪ I'm not sitting here Watching the world turn ♪ |
472 | 00:21:56,458 | 00:21:58,208 | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ | ♪ You know I'd rather spin it ♪ |
473 | 00:21:58,291 | 00:22:00,291 | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ | ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go ♪ |
474 | 00:22:00,375 | 00:22:03,583 | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ | ♪ It's my world and We're all livin' in it ♪ |