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	2		00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,600 Looking good...	00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,600 Looking good...
3	00:00:55,200	00:00:57,900	Oh, yeah, nice to see you.	Oh, yeah, nice to see you.
4	00:01:01,300	00:01:03,000	Hey...	Hey...
5	00:01:03,100	00:01:05,200	That dress needs dry-cleaning.	That dress needs dry-cleaning.
6	00:01:05,300	00:01:08,800	- Here you go. - Thank you kindly, Monica.	- Here you go. - Thank you kindly, Monica.
7	00:01:09,200	00:01:13,600	Monica, Monica? Oh shit, Hillary.	Monica, Monica? Oh shit, Hillary.
8	00:01:18,200	00:01:20,000	Okay...	Okay...
9	00:01:20,100	00:01:23,600	- Hi, Bill. - Oh hey Snow white.	- Hi, Bill. - Oh hey Snow white.
10	00:01:25,000	00:01:27,000	Where's 11B?	Where's 11B?
11	00:01:28,200	00:01:30,200	Bingo.	Bingo.
12	00:01:30,700	00:01:33,400	What did you say that thing was?	What did you say that thing was?
13	00:01:35,100	00:01:37,700	It's time for a little action.	It's time for a little action.
14	00:01:41,000	00:01:44,100	Monica... It's Bill.	Monica... It's Bill.
15	00:01:44,500	00:01:47,500	I've got some dictation for you, Monica.	I've got some dictation for you, Monica.
16	00:01:47,600	00:01:50,600	I've got a big secret for you, Baby.	I've got a big secret for you, Baby.
17	00:01:50,900	00:01:53,500	How did you get up here so soon?	How did you get up here so soon?
18	00:01:56,900	00:01:58,900	Monica.	Monica.
19	00:02:09,500	00:02:12,300	Oh my eyes.. I can't see.	Oh my eyes.. I can't see.
20	00:02:12,400	00:02:14,400	Who let you in.?	Who let you in.?
21	00:02:15,800	00:02:17,200	What happened... Where's Monica?	What happened... Where's Monica?
22	00:02:17,300	00:02:18,300	What happened to Monica?	What happened to Monica?
23	00:02:18,400	00:02:19,700	- How did you get in here?	- How did you get in here?
24	00:02:19,800	00:02:21,300	She told me where the key was.	She told me where the key was.
25	00:02:21,400	00:02:22,400	- I can't see.	- I can't see.
26	00:02:22,500	00:02:24,200	Did she say it was ok to dry-hump her roommate?	Did she say it was ok to dry-hump her roommate?
27	00:02:24,300	00:02:25,500	She said, you would be in the...	She said, you would be in the...
28	00:02:25,600	00:02:26,800	library cause you were a geek...	library cause you were a geek...
29	00:02:26,900	00:02:29,500	I am not a geek.. God.	I am not a geek.. God.
30	00:02:30,600	00:02:33,400	My God. What was that, mace?	My God. What was that, mace?
31	00:02:34,200	00:02:37,600	'Eternity', by Calvin Klein.	'Eternity', by Calvin Klein.
32	00:02:42,000	00:02:46,200	I gotta be so careful who I get into bed with from now on.	I gotta be so careful who I get into bed with from now on.
33	00:02:46,300	00:02:50,500	It would be a big adjustment for you, wouldn't it?	It would be a big adjustment for you, wouldn't it?
34	00:02:51,000	00:02:53,000	God.	God.
35	00:02:54,700	00:02:56,500	I do that every time.	I do that every time.
36	00:02:56,600	00:02:59,700	I've invented a solution for that. Seriously.	I've invented a solution for that. Seriously.
37	00:02:59,800	00:03:01,200	It is something that goes around the...	It is something that goes around the...
38	00:03:01,300	00:03:02,800	coffee cup, so you don't burn your hand.	coffee cup, so you don't burn your hand.
39	00:03:02,900	00:03:05,000	I'm gonna call it 'The Coffee Collar'.	I'm gonna call it 'The Coffee Collar'.
40	00:03:05,100	00:03:06,100	Brilliant idea.	Brilliant idea.
41	00:03:06,200	00:03:08,000	I know all about you. I know you whole wrap.	I know all about you. I know you whole wrap.
42	00:03:08,100	00:03:10,500	- You do? - Yeah. You're a senior...	- You do? - Yeah. You're a senior...
43	00:03:10,600	00:03:13,200	who prays on freshmen. You've slept...	who prays on freshmen. You've slept...
44	00:03:13,300	00:03:14,500	with half my floor.	with half my floor.
45	00:03:14,600	00:03:17,500	- Well, half your floor was female.	- Well, half your floor was female.
46	00:03:17,500	00:03:18,500	Whatever.	Whatever.
47	00:03:18,600	00:03:19,700	And you once met Bono,	And you once met Bono,
48	00:03:19,800	00:03:21,600	which I suspect is total bullshit.	which I suspect is total bullshit.
49	00:03:21,700	00:03:24,200	No, it's true. He signed my CD.	No, it's true. He signed my CD.
50	00:03:24,300	00:03:26,300	It's upstairs in my room with my...	It's upstairs in my room with my...
51	00:03:26,400	00:03:29,400	'Coffee Collar', if you wanna see it.	'Coffee Collar', if you wanna see it.
52	00:03:29,800	00:03:33,100	- Are you hitting on me? - No. I'm going of your look.	- Are you hitting on me? - No. I'm going of your look.
53	00:03:33,200	00:03:36,300	- My look... - Yeah, doggy bull look.	- My look... - Yeah, doggy bull look.
54	00:03:36,700	00:03:39,700	- Are you calling me a dog? - No, it's a theory I have.	- Are you calling me a dog? - No, it's a theory I have.
55	00:03:39,800	00:03:42,100	- Oh, Casanova has a theory. - Yeah. When a girl...	- Oh, Casanova has a theory. - Yeah. When a girl...
56	00:03:42,200	00:03:43,800	is attracted to a guy, she has a look.	is attracted to a guy, she has a look.
57	00:03:43,900	00:03:44,900	It's her tell, like poker.	It's her tell, like poker.
58	00:03:45,000	00:03:46,300	It's the same look a dog gets,	It's the same look a dog gets,
59	00:03:46,400	00:03:47,800	right before you put down the bowl.	right before you put down the bowl.
60	00:03:47,900	00:03:50,800	- You're offensive. And you're crazy.	- You're offensive. And you're crazy.
61	00:03:50,900	00:03:52,000	No, I'm honest.	No, I'm honest.
62	00:03:52,100	00:03:53,800	I believe honesty is the best policy.	I believe honesty is the best policy.
63	00:03:53,900	00:03:54,400	Alright...	Alright...
64	00:03:54,500	00:03:56,300	You want me to be honest with you?	You want me to be honest with you?
65	00:03:56,400	00:03:59,000	- Sure. - I'm majoring in fine art.	- Sure. - I'm majoring in fine art.
66	00:03:59,100	00:03:59,400	- Right.	- Right.
67	00:03:59,500	00:04:01,100	I'm studying the golden proportions...	I'm studying the golden proportions...
68	00:04:01,200	00:04:03,900	of the human face. And you're nose is bent and...	of the human face. And you're nose is bent and...
69	00:04:04,000	00:04:05,200	and it drips down at the bottom.	and it drips down at the bottom.
70	00:04:05,300	00:04:06,400	A feature that is accentuated...	A feature that is accentuated...
71	00:04:06,500	00:04:08,200	by the thinness of your upper lip.	by the thinness of your upper lip.
72	00:04:08,300	00:04:09,000	And your eyes,	And your eyes,
73	00:04:09,100	00:04:10,600	are too far apart, but they have to be...	are too far apart, but they have to be...
74	00:04:10,700	00:04:13,600	to accommodate that bent nose. And I feel sorry for you,	to accommodate that bent nose. And I feel sorry for you,
75	00:04:13,700	00:04:15,900	that you have to validate yourself through...	that you have to validate yourself through...
76	00:04:16,000	00:04:17,900	insatiable-meaning less-ego-sport-sex,	insatiable-meaning less-ego-sport-sex,
77	00:04:18,000	00:04:19,700	with insecure girls like my roommate.	with insecure girls like my roommate.
78	00:04:19,800	00:04:24,900	I... Would never have sex with someone... Like you.	I... Would never have sex with someone... Like you.
79	00:04:28,400	00:04:30,100	Hey come here.	Hey come here.
80	00:04:30,200	00:04:31,900	That was amazing.	That was amazing.
81	00:04:32,000	00:04:33,500	- What was? - The honesty.	- What was? - The honesty.
82	00:04:33,600	00:04:37,200	That was better than sex without the... The crying.	That was better than sex without the... The crying.
83	00:04:37,300	00:04:38,500	- Actually it did feel pretty good.	- Actually it did feel pretty good.
84	00:04:38,600	00:04:39,300	Yeah, no one's ever...	Yeah, no one's ever...
85	00:04:39,400	00:04:40,400	been that honest with me before.	been that honest with me before.
86	00:04:40,500	00:04:41,200	It's called a friend.	It's called a friend.
87	00:04:41,300	00:04:42,600	I'm Tom, by the way.	I'm Tom, by the way.
88	00:04:42,700	00:04:45,400	- Hannah. - Hannah? That's a palindrome.	- Hannah. - Hannah? That's a palindrome.
89	00:04:45,500	00:04:48,200	Well, good night.	Well, good night.
90	00:04:48,700	00:04:50,700	Good night.	Good night.
91	00:04:51,400	00:04:53,400	- Your hands, Clammy...	- Your hands, Clammy...
92	00:04:53,500	00:04:57,000	Well, I can see that you're knocked out.	Well, I can see that you're knocked out.
93	00:04:59,800	00:05:05,800	Tom, is that you? Can I see your Bono-autograph?	Tom, is that you? Can I see your Bono-autograph?
94	00:05:10,800	00:05:13,600	She's all yours, friend.	She's all yours, friend.
95	00:05:14,600	00:05:18,000	Monica, get some sleep.	Monica, get some sleep.
96	00:05:27,200	00:05:30,800	MADE OF HONOR	MADE OF HONOR
97	00:05:33,400	00:05:38,700	Subs by: Macco	Subs by: Macco
98	00:06:39,900	00:06:41,900	What time is it?	What time is it?
99	00:06:43,300	00:06:45,300	I'm late.	I'm late.
100	00:06:47,400	00:06:49,700	What are you doing tonight?	What are you doing tonight?
101	00:06:49,900	00:06:52,200	I don't do 'back to backs'.	I don't do 'back to backs'.
102	00:06:56,200	00:06:58,500	- Isn't that what we were doing last night?	- Isn't that what we were doing last night?
103	00:06:58,600	00:07:00,300	No, that was something different.	No, that was something different.
104	00:07:00,400	00:07:02,300	'Back to Backs' is seeing each other two...	'Back to Backs' is seeing each other two...
105	00:07:02,400	00:07:04,200	nights in a row. You know I don't do that.	nights in a row. You know I don't do that.
106	00:07:04,300	00:07:06,300	- Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules?	- Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules?
107	00:07:06,400	00:07:07,400	No.	No.
108	00:07:07,500	00:07:08,500	- For me.	- For me.
109	00:07:08,600	00:07:11,900	I'm sorry, but I don't break the rules.	I'm sorry, but I don't break the rules.
110	00:07:12,000	00:07:14,300	I have a rule about that.	I have a rule about that.
111	00:07:15,700	00:07:17,800	See you next week.	See you next week.
112	00:08:04,600	00:08:06,400	Thanks.	Thanks.
113	00:08:06,500	00:08:08,600	- Excuse me. - Sorry.	- Excuse me. - Sorry.
114	00:08:09,400	00:08:12,200	Can I get a grandee drip, and a decaff,	Can I get a grandee drip, and a decaff,
115	00:08:12,300	00:08:13,500	triple grandee, non-fat,	triple grandee, non-fat,
116	00:08:13,600	00:08:15,600	extra hot, stirred milk Como Macchiato.	extra hot, stirred milk Como Macchiato.
117	00:08:15,700	00:08:18,000	With whip cream, extra caramel.	With whip cream, extra caramel.
118	00:08:18,100	00:08:21,600	Fill that 70% of the way. Thank you.	Fill that 70% of the way. Thank you.
119	00:08:26,000	00:08:29,500	Here, let me put a 'Coffee- Collar' on that.	Here, let me put a 'Coffee- Collar' on that.
120	00:08:29,600	00:08:30,000	- Thank you.	- Thank you.
121	00:08:30,100	00:08:31,700	I hear that the guy that invented that...	I hear that the guy that invented that...
122	00:08:31,800	00:08:33,700	gets a dime for each one used. - You're kidding.	gets a dime for each one used. - You're kidding.
123	00:08:33,800	00:08:37,000	I am not. That could add up.	I am not. That could add up.
124	00:08:37,900	00:08:39,800	I think I picked up yours by accident.	I think I picked up yours by accident.
125	00:08:39,900	00:08:40,700	Sorry about that.	Sorry about that.
126	00:08:40,800	00:08:44,100	- That's alright. Thank you. - Any time.	- That's alright. Thank you. - Any time.
127	00:08:44,600	00:08:46,600	Bye-bye.	Bye-bye.
128	00:08:53,200	00:08:55,400	Gloria.	Gloria.
129	00:09:41,200	00:09:43,200	Morning.	Morning.
130	00:09:43,300	00:09:44,700	Good morning, Hannah.	Good morning, Hannah.
131	00:09:44,800	00:09:46,700	Coffee, the way you like it.	Coffee, the way you like it.
132	00:09:46,800	00:09:49,000	Perfect timing. I just finished...	Perfect timing. I just finished...
133	00:09:49,100	00:09:50,400	working on his balls.	working on his balls.
134	00:09:50,500	00:09:54,500	That's eh... Yeah. So I made a reservation.	That's eh... Yeah. So I made a reservation.
135	00:09:55,000	00:09:58,000	- So what rule is this? - No 'back to backs'.	- So what rule is this? - No 'back to backs'.
136	00:09:58,100	00:09:59,400	Isn't that the same as the...	Isn't that the same as the...
137	00:09:59,500	00:10:00,800	'no more than once a week'-rule?	'no more than once a week'-rule?
138	00:10:00,900	00:10:01,900	No, the 'no more than once a week'-rule...	No, the 'no more than once a week'-rule...
139	00:10:02,000	00:10:02,500	works Monday to Fridays.	works Monday to Fridays.
140	00:10:02,600	00:10:04,300	So theoretically you could have a	So theoretically you could have a
141	00:10:04,400	00:10:06,500	Sunday night and Monday without breaking it.	Sunday night and Monday without breaking it.
142	00:10:06,600	00:10:08,300	Exactly, you got it.	Exactly, you got it.
143	00:10:08,400	00:10:10,600	Here we go. Hey, good morning.	Here we go. Hey, good morning.
144	00:10:10,700	00:10:12,800	Can I get the steamed buns...	Can I get the steamed buns...
145	00:10:12,900	00:10:15,000	the scalloped steamed ducklings...	the scalloped steamed ducklings...
146	00:10:15,100	00:10:17,600	and the vegetarian and shrimp steamed...	and the vegetarian and shrimp steamed...
147	00:10:17,700	00:10:18,900	- Thank you. - For what?	- Thank you. - For what?
148	00:10:19,000	00:10:21,600	You know how much I love the fried stuff.	You know how much I love the fried stuff.
149	00:10:21,700	00:10:22,800	You look after me.	You look after me.
150	00:10:22,900	00:10:24,700	Excellent. So, what did you say?	Excellent. So, what did you say?
151	00:10:24,800	00:10:26,500	- She was hurt, but you know...	- She was hurt, but you know...
152	00:10:26,600	00:10:28,100	But you where honest, right?	But you where honest, right?
153	00:10:28,200	00:10:30,800	What? I was. I am. Always.	What? I was. I am. Always.
154	00:10:30,900	00:10:33,200	I know you are, but it's just shocking...	I know you are, but it's just shocking...
155	00:10:33,300	00:10:35,200	to see how you use it as a shield.	to see how you use it as a shield.
156	00:10:35,300	00:10:37,500	Maybe I should lie. Be more like Dennis Philips,	Maybe I should lie. Be more like Dennis Philips,
157	00:10:37,600	00:10:39,600	and say whatever it takes to get a woman into bed.	and say whatever it takes to get a woman into bed.
158	00:10:39,700	00:10:41,000	No, do not be like Dennis Philips.	No, do not be like Dennis Philips.
159	00:10:41,100	00:10:43,600	- He's so gross. - He only hit on you once.	- He's so gross. - He only hit on you once.
160	00:10:43,700	00:10:45,800	At my father�s funeral.	At my father�s funeral.
161	00:10:45,900	00:10:48,000	Okay, so he's not known for his sensitivity.	Okay, so he's not known for his sensitivity.
162	00:10:48,100	00:10:51,000	Oh, God. Anyways...	Oh, God. Anyways...
163	00:10:51,100	00:10:54,000	- What? - Nothing.	- What? - Nothing.
164	00:10:54,700	00:10:55,700	I know that 'nothing'. It's not...	I know that 'nothing'. It's not...
165	00:10:55,800	00:10:56,500	nothing, it's something.	nothing, it's something.
166	00:10:56,600	00:10:58,700	- 'Anyway'...? - Anyway we both know,	- 'Anyway'...? - Anyway we both know,
167	00:10:58,800	00:11:00,500	you don't need to lie to get a woman...	you don't need to lie to get a woman...
168	00:11:00,600	00:11:01,000	into bed.	into bed.
169	00:11:01,100	00:11:02,100	Gloria.	Gloria.
170	00:11:02,200	00:11:04,500	I don't wanna lose that. Can I keep that? Thank you.	I don't wanna lose that. Can I keep that? Thank you.
171	00:11:04,600	00:11:06,400	See there's another rule too. The 24 hour-rule.	See there's another rule too. The 24 hour-rule.
172	00:11:06,500	00:11:08,400	I can't call her for another 24 hours.	I can't call her for another 24 hours.
173	00:11:08,500	00:11:11,600	Cause then it appears that I'm too desperate.	Cause then it appears that I'm too desperate.
174	00:11:11,700	00:11:13,600	You know, Dan sent me another letter?	You know, Dan sent me another letter?
175	00:11:13,700	00:11:15,700	Asking you to move to Canada and marry him again?	Asking you to move to Canada and marry him again?
176	00:11:15,800	00:11:19,500	- A slice of apple-crumb pie? - No, we did that last time.	- A slice of apple-crumb pie? - No, we did that last time.
177	00:11:19,600	00:11:21,400	- You guys broke up like a year ago.	- You guys broke up like a year ago.
178	00:11:21,500	00:11:22,000	19 months.	19 months.
179	00:11:22,100	00:11:23,300	- You're counting?	- You're counting?
180	00:11:23,400	00:11:25,700	No. He is... It was in the letter.	No. He is... It was in the letter.
181	00:11:25,800	00:11:27,700	Lemon butter cream cup?	Lemon butter cream cup?
182	00:11:27,800	00:11:30,500	Not feeling the cream cup today.	Not feeling the cream cup today.
183	00:11:30,600	00:11:32,100	- Cranberry orange muffin?	- Cranberry orange muffin?
184	00:11:32,200	00:11:34,200	Hannah, come on. You're losing it.	Hannah, come on. You're losing it.
185	00:11:34,300	00:11:37,000	- I know, I know... Okay. - Think about it.	- I know, I know... Okay. - Think about it.
186	00:11:37,100	00:11:38,500	- Come on. You're disappointing.	- Come on. You're disappointing.
187	00:11:38,600	00:11:39,600	I got it, I got it...	I got it, I got it...
188	00:11:39,700	00:11:41,900	- Yeah. - Wait, I so have it...	- Yeah. - Wait, I so have it...
189	00:11:42,000	00:11:44,600	Cream cheese sorrel brownie.	Cream cheese sorrel brownie.
190	00:11:45,200	00:11:48,400	You're so good.	You're so good.
191	00:11:52,600	00:11:55,500	What do you think of this? I think we should get this.	What do you think of this? I think we should get this.
192	00:11:55,600	00:11:59,400	Tom, I am not going to another one of your fathers weddings.	Tom, I am not going to another one of your fathers weddings.
193	00:11:59,500	00:12:02,400	Thank you. Hannah? Please?	Thank you. Hannah? Please?
194	00:12:02,500	00:12:04,500	Take one of the girls you've been rubbing up against.	Take one of the girls you've been rubbing up against.
195	00:12:04,600	00:12:06,400	'No weddings or family events'.	'No weddings or family events'.
196	00:12:06,500	00:12:08,500	That's right. I forgot that rule.	That's right. I forgot that rule.
197	00:12:08,600	00:12:11,100	- It gives the wrong impression.	- It gives the wrong impression.
198	00:12:11,200	00:12:13,200	It does.	It does.
199	00:12:14,200	00:12:16,400	- Is this made with real alligator?	- Is this made with real alligator?
200	00:12:16,500	00:12:17,700	Yes, baby-alligator.	Yes, baby-alligator.
201	00:12:17,800	00:12:21,600	- You should be ashamed of yourself.	- You should be ashamed of yourself.
202	00:12:21,700	00:12:22,900	Look at you.	Look at you.
203	00:12:23,000	00:12:26,600	Hello there... And who would you be?	Hello there... And who would you be?
204	00:12:26,700	00:12:29,700	I love you. Yes I do. I love you.	I love you. Yes I do. I love you.
205	00:12:29,800	00:12:31,300	You're so pretty. Yes you are.	You're so pretty. Yes you are.
206	00:12:31,400	00:12:34,200	You're beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face...	You're beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face...
207	00:12:34,300	00:12:36,700	I love you, love you, love you.	I love you, love you, love you.
208	00:12:36,800	00:12:38,900	You should try saying that to a human sometime.	You should try saying that to a human sometime.
209	00:12:39,000	00:12:41,400	What? A human?	What? A human?
210	00:12:41,500	00:12:43,800	To say it to a human?.	To say it to a human?.
211	00:12:44,000	00:12:46,200	You're sweet. Love you.	You're sweet. Love you.
212	00:12:46,300	00:12:48,900	Hannah, please. Come to the wedding.	Hannah, please. Come to the wedding.
213	00:12:49,000	00:12:50,900	He gets married and I go. I go because...	He gets married and I go. I go because...
214	00:12:51,000	00:12:53,200	he's my father and I care deeply for the man.	he's my father and I care deeply for the man.
215	00:12:53,300	00:12:54,900	And everybody knows he doesn't love...	And everybody knows he doesn't love...
216	00:12:55,000	00:12:56,200	them, and they don't love him.	them, and they don't love him.
217	00:12:56,300	00:12:58,000	It's pathetic, it breaks my heart.	It's pathetic, it breaks my heart.
218	00:12:58,100	00:12:59,300	I don't know what to say.	I don't know what to say.
219	00:12:59,400	00:13:00,800	You know when someone's making a mistake...	You know when someone's making a mistake...
220	00:13:00,900	00:13:02,100	and it's not your place to interfere.	and it's not your place to interfere.
221	00:13:02,200	00:13:04,300	You simply say: 'I'm happy you're happy'.	You simply say: 'I'm happy you're happy'.
222	00:13:04,400	00:13:06,100	- I'm happy you're happy. - Yeah.	- I'm happy you're happy. - Yeah.
223	00:13:06,200	00:13:08,300	Okay. I'll do that.	Okay. I'll do that.
224	00:13:09,200	00:13:10,700	I promise you, this is the...	I promise you, this is the...
225	00:13:10,800	00:13:12,400	last time I'll ask you to come.	last time I'll ask you to come.
226	00:13:12,500	00:13:14,200	And then I'll find somebody else...	And then I'll find somebody else...
227	00:13:14,300	00:13:15,600	to come to the next funeral.	to come to the next funeral.
228	00:13:15,700	00:13:18,100	Hannah, please.	Hannah, please.
229	00:13:20,200	00:13:22,900	That's cute.	That's cute.
230	00:13:23,500	00:13:27,300	- Last time. - Thank you. Thank you.	- Last time. - Thank you. Thank you.
231	00:13:39,100	00:13:40,900	She gets the apartment in the city,	She gets the apartment in the city,
232	00:13:41,000	00:13:42,000	and 30 grand a month.	and 30 grand a month.
233	00:13:42,100	00:13:44,100	Right. Right, okay.	Right. Right, okay.
234	00:13:44,100	00:13:45,400	You get the house in the Hamptons, she's...	You get the house in the Hamptons, she's...
235	00:13:45,500	00:13:46,700	asking for the apartment in the city,	asking for the apartment in the city,
236	00:13:46,800	00:13:48,500	and 30 grand a month. - Thirty? But...	and 30 grand a month. - Thirty? But...
237	00:13:48,600	00:13:50,300	Are you still negotiating a pre-nup?	Are you still negotiating a pre-nup?
238	00:13:50,400	00:13:52,700	Now the party starts... My son is here.	Now the party starts... My son is here.
239	00:13:52,800	00:13:55,400	Dad, you�re getting married in 10 minutes.	Dad, you�re getting married in 10 minutes.
240	00:13:55,500	00:13:57,300	Dad, please, I can't breathe.	Dad, please, I can't breathe.
241	00:13:57,400	00:13:59,100	- Did you bring the lovely Hannah?	- Did you bring the lovely Hannah?
242	00:13:59,200	00:14:00,200	Yes, I did.	Yes, I did.
243	00:14:00,300	00:14:01,300	You know, if you don't act on that...	You know, if you don't act on that...
244	00:14:01,400	00:14:02,500	pretty soon, you know what I'm gonna do?	pretty soon, you know what I'm gonna do?
245	00:14:02,600	00:14:03,600	- No.	- No.
246	00:14:03,700	00:14:05,000	I'm gonna make her my number 6.	I'm gonna make her my number 6.
247	00:14:05,100	00:14:08,700	Seven... This is number 6.	Seven... This is number 6.
248	00:14:09,300	00:14:12,000	- Yeah. - My God, you are pretty.	- Yeah. - My God, you are pretty.
249	00:14:12,100	00:14:13,500	Dad.	Dad.
250	00:14:13,600	00:14:15,600	- I used to be that pretty once.	- I used to be that pretty once.
251	00:14:15,700	00:14:17,800	Dennis, look how pretty my boy is.	Dennis, look how pretty my boy is.
252	00:14:17,900	00:14:19,400	Yeah, he's beautiful. They won't...	Yeah, he's beautiful. They won't...
253	00:14:19,500	00:14:20,900	accept a minimum of 5 times a week.	accept a minimum of 5 times a week.
254	00:14:21,000	00:14:22,700	- She promised 5, I want 5.	- She promised 5, I want 5.
255	00:14:22,800	00:14:25,300	What did she promise you, 5 times a week?	What did she promise you, 5 times a week?
256	00:14:25,400	00:14:27,400	- 4 times? - Two.	- 4 times? - Two.
257	00:14:27,500	00:14:29,900	No, no... We're not done yet.	No, no... We're not done yet.
258	00:14:30,800	00:14:33,000	- She says 3, with a bi-monthly BJ.	- She says 3, with a bi-monthly BJ.
259	00:14:33,100	00:14:34,300	This is disturbing.	This is disturbing.
260	00:14:34,400	00:14:35,900	4 and make it weekly.	4 and make it weekly.
261	00:14:36,000	00:14:38,700	Wait, no... Driver go around the block.	Wait, no... Driver go around the block.
262	00:14:38,800	00:14:40,500	We are not even close...	We are not even close...
263	00:14:40,600	00:14:42,600	What was that?	What was that?
264	00:14:45,300	00:14:47,500	Come on. Come on, tell me.	Come on. Come on, tell me.
265	00:14:47,600	00:14:50,200	- Say what you gotta say. - I'm happy, If you're happy.	- Say what you gotta say. - I'm happy, If you're happy.
266	00:14:50,300	00:14:52,600	No, no...'You're too old for her dad'.	No, no...'You're too old for her dad'.
267	00:14:52,700	00:14:55,200	'She doesn't love you, this is embarrassing'.	'She doesn't love you, this is embarrassing'.
268	00:14:55,300	00:14:56,700	'You're gonna rack up your fifth divorce'.	'You're gonna rack up your fifth divorce'.
269	00:14:56,800	00:14:58,800	- Sixth. - Sixth.	- Sixth. - Sixth.
270	00:15:00,900	00:15:03,700	- I'm happy, if you're happy. - Bullshit.	- I'm happy, if you're happy. - Bullshit.
271	00:15:03,800	00:15:05,700	Go for 4 if you exercise more.	Go for 4 if you exercise more.
272	00:15:05,800	00:15:07,700	She says you can't gain any more weight.	She says you can't gain any more weight.
273	00:15:07,800	00:15:09,100	- Take it. Deal. - Deal.	- Take it. Deal. - Deal.
274	00:15:09,200	00:15:11,300	I told her I weigh 10 pounds more than I do.	I told her I weigh 10 pounds more than I do.
275	00:15:11,400	00:15:12,900	- Ain't love grand? - Sign the both please.	- Ain't love grand? - Sign the both please.
276	00:15:13,000	00:15:14,000	What's he signing now?	What's he signing now?
277	00:15:14,100	00:15:16,300	His current pre-nup and his last divorce-papers.	His current pre-nup and his last divorce-papers.
278	00:15:16,400	00:15:18,400	That's just great...	That's just great...
279	00:15:21,000	00:15:24,200	Your good. Thank you.	Your good. Thank you.
280	00:16:05,500	00:16:07,500	- Cheers. - Cheers.	- Cheers. - Cheers.
281	00:16:08,900	00:16:10,600	- Did you tell your dad you love him?	- Did you tell your dad you love him?
282	00:16:10,700	00:16:11,900	I told him I cared for him.	I told him I cared for him.
283	00:16:12,000	00:16:13,600	You can't even tell your father.	You can't even tell your father.
284	00:16:13,700	00:16:16,000	- I don't get that. - It's a 'Guy thing'.	- I don't get that. - It's a 'Guy thing'.
285	00:16:16,100	00:16:19,100	No, it's a 'Tom thing'.	No, it's a 'Tom thing'.
286	00:16:20,100	00:16:22,900	- You're an 'I love you-slut'. - Are you kidding me?	- You're an 'I love you-slut'. - Are you kidding me?
287	00:16:23,000	00:16:25,800	You say it all the time. To everybody.	You say it all the time. To everybody.
288	00:16:25,900	00:16:27,000	- Oh, this looks so good.	- Oh, this looks so good.
289	00:16:27,100	00:16:28,500	Yeah, it looks good doesn't it?	Yeah, it looks good doesn't it?
290	00:16:28,600	00:16:32,200	I should have ordered this. this look good.	I should have ordered this. this look good.
291	00:16:32,300	00:16:35,200	You always order better than I do.	You always order better than I do.
292	00:16:36,000	00:16:39,200	It's lemon, right? It's good. I'm ordering that from now on.	It's lemon, right? It's good. I'm ordering that from now on.
293	00:16:39,300	00:16:40,400	- No, you won't. - Why?	- No, you won't. - Why?
294	00:16:40,500	00:16:42,400	I need you to order the chocolate cake...	I need you to order the chocolate cake...
295	00:16:42,500	00:16:43,400	so I can have some.	so I can have some.
296	00:16:43,500	00:16:46,700	- There's my 'son'. - There you go...	- There's my 'son'. - There you go...
297	00:16:46,800	00:16:51,600	Oh, you're bad boy I'm gonna spank you.	Oh, you're bad boy I'm gonna spank you.
298	00:16:52,300	00:16:55,700	You know what I would like to say to you? Is that...	You know what I would like to say to you? Is that...
299	00:16:55,800	00:16:57,600	- I want you to listen to me, Tom.	- I want you to listen to me, Tom.
300	00:16:57,700	00:16:58,700	Yeah.	Yeah.
301	00:16:58,800	00:17:00,900	If you need any advice...	If you need any advice...
302	00:17:01,500	00:17:03,600	- or you need any advice... - Right.	- or you need any advice... - Right.
303	00:17:03,700	00:17:07,100	Or you got girl problems, I don't know...	Or you got girl problems, I don't know...
304	00:17:07,600	00:17:10,100	I need you to think of me how you...	I need you to think of me how you...
305	00:17:10,200	00:17:11,500	would a real mother.	would a real mother.
306	00:17:11,600	00:17:13,100	- Yeah that's exactly what I...	- Yeah that's exactly what I...
307	00:17:13,200	00:17:14,600	Look at this beauty, will you?	Look at this beauty, will you?
308	00:17:14,700	00:17:16,700	Hello, Sweety	Hello, Sweety
309	00:17:17,400	00:17:20,300	Drunk as the night I first met her.	Drunk as the night I first met her.
310	00:17:24,100	00:17:25,300	- You are a bad influence on her.	- You are a bad influence on her.
311	00:17:25,400	00:17:26,400	Me?	Me?
312	00:17:26,500	00:17:28,500	- Last shot? - Thanks.	- Last shot? - Thanks.
313	00:17:28,900	00:17:32,000	- I'm stealing you away... - Last one...	- I'm stealing you away... - Last one...
314	00:17:32,100	00:17:35,900	- He does know that he can just date, right?	- He does know that he can just date, right?
315	00:17:36,000	00:17:38,200	No, I don't think he does.	No, I don't think he does.
316	00:17:38,300	00:17:41,200	- To mothers. - To mothers. Cheers.	- To mothers. - To mothers. Cheers.
317	00:17:43,800	00:17:45,800	Careful.	Careful.
318	00:17:46,400	00:17:48,400	Nice...	Nice...
319	00:17:57,700	00:17:59,600	Oh God...	Oh God...
320	00:17:59,700	00:18:00,800	Hide me.	Hide me.
321	00:18:00,900	00:18:01,900	- What?	- What?
322	00:18:02,000	00:18:03,600	It's my dad�s patient coordinator.	It's my dad�s patient coordinator.
323	00:18:03,700	00:18:04,900	Yeah, don't look, don't look...	Yeah, don't look, don't look...
324	00:18:05,000	00:18:05,800	There... Don't look.	There... Don't look.
325	00:18:05,900	00:18:07,500	She's obsessed with me.	She's obsessed with me.
326	00:18:07,600	00:18:10,400	She's created a website called 'allthingstom. org'.	She's created a website called 'allthingstom. org'.
327	00:18:10,500	00:18:12,600	- A Psycho blogger? - Yes.	- A Psycho blogger? - Yes.
328	00:18:13,000	00:18:14,700	Okay. Come on... Dance with me.	Okay. Come on... Dance with me.
329	00:18:14,800	00:18:16,300	- Watch yourself. - She's kind of cute.	- Watch yourself. - She's kind of cute.
330	00:18:16,400	00:18:17,800	- Oh stop it. - I'm serious...	- Oh stop it. - I'm serious...
331	00:18:17,900	00:18:19,900	Keep going.	Keep going.
332	00:18:20,800	00:18:25,300	Here. Right here. Hide me. back side, side. Go, go...	Here. Right here. Hide me. back side, side. Go, go...
333	00:18:28,800	00:18:30,700	The last blog was a 2 page description...	The last blog was a 2 page description...
334	00:18:30,800	00:18:31,800	of my face.	of my face.
335	00:18:31,900	00:18:33,900	See, she doesn't think my nose is too...	See, she doesn't think my nose is too...
336	00:18:34,000	00:18:35,500	bent or my lips are too thin.	bent or my lips are too thin.
337	00:18:35,600	00:18:38,700	- Who said that? - You did. When we met.	- Who said that? - You did. When we met.
338	00:18:38,800	00:18:40,800	- Well, I lied. - What?	- Well, I lied. - What?
339	00:18:42,800	00:18:45,800	- I thought you were hot. - Really?	- I thought you were hot. - Really?
340	00:18:45,900	00:18:47,100	Well, you told me I looked like a dog.	Well, you told me I looked like a dog.
341	00:18:47,200	00:18:50,500	That was just cause I was trying to sleep with you.	That was just cause I was trying to sleep with you.
342	00:18:50,600	00:18:52,600	Why haven't you since?	Why haven't you since?
343	00:18:54,200	00:18:57,000	Well... I like having you in my life.	Well... I like having you in my life.
344	00:18:57,100	00:18:59,200	- ... - Hi, Tom.	- ... - Hi, Tom.
345	00:18:59,300	00:19:01,000	- Oh, hi. - Did you see the new blog?	- Oh, hi. - Did you see the new blog?
346	00:19:01,100	00:19:03,100	No, we haven't.	No, we haven't.
347	00:19:03,200	00:19:06,800	- Who's this? - This? This is my girlfriend.	- Who's this? - This? This is my girlfriend.
348	00:19:08,000	00:19:09,800	Why didn't you tell me you we�re seeing someone?	Why didn't you tell me you we�re seeing someone?
349	00:19:09,900	00:19:10,900	Because I don't know you.	Because I don't know you.
350	00:19:11,000	00:19:13,600	But we have a really, really open relationship...	But we have a really, really open relationship...
351	00:19:13,700	00:19:14,000	- Really?	- Really?
352	00:19:14,100	00:19:15,400	You know? I wanted to talk to you about that,	You know? I wanted to talk to you about that,
353	00:19:15,500	00:19:17,100	- princess. - Princess?	- princess. - Princess?
354	00:19:17,200	00:19:19,600	I... I don't wanna be with anybody but you.	I... I don't wanna be with anybody but you.
355	00:19:19,700	00:19:20,900	I don't know if I�m really quite...	I don't know if I�m really quite...
356	00:19:21,000	00:19:22,100	ready to make that commitment...	ready to make that commitment...
357	00:19:22,200	00:19:24,900	- Are you? - You know my rules...	- Are you? - You know my rules...
358	00:19:25,000	00:19:27,000	- I'm bit of an emotional retard.	- I'm bit of an emotional retard.
359	00:19:27,100	00:19:28,100	Yeah...	Yeah...
360	00:19:28,200	00:19:31,600	I think I need to start a new blog now.	I think I need to start a new blog now.
361	00:19:32,300	00:19:33,700	- That is so scary.	- That is so scary.
362	00:19:33,800	00:19:35,900	She's psychotic on top of P..	She's psychotic on top of P..
363	00:19:36,000	00:19:38,000	Oh, this is not good.	Oh, this is not good.
364	00:19:47,800	00:19:49,400	- Saia da minha frente. - Ei.	- Saia da minha frente. - Ei.
365	00:19:49,500	00:19:52,800	Okay, good... She's gone. Perfect. Let's go.	Okay, good... She's gone. Perfect. Let's go.
366	00:19:52,900	00:19:54,900	Good, come on. What?	Good, come on. What?
367	00:19:57,900	00:20:00,100	Do you remember that ancestral home in Scotland,	Do you remember that ancestral home in Scotland,
368	00:20:00,200	00:20:01,900	with those amazing paintings I told you about?	with those amazing paintings I told you about?
369	00:20:02,000	00:20:04,700	- It's all I think about. - Stop it, Tom.	- It's all I think about. - Stop it, Tom.
370	00:20:04,800	00:20:06,200	I finally got the board to sign of...	I finally got the board to sign of...
371	00:20:06,300	00:20:08,200	on making editions to a permanent collection.	on making editions to a permanent collection.
372	00:20:08,300	00:20:09,700	Really?	Really?
373	00:20:09,800	00:20:11,300	But they want me to go to	But they want me to go to
374	00:20:11,400	00:20:13,200	Scotland for an aquisitionship.	Scotland for an aquisitionship.
375	00:20:13,300	00:20:15,000	- When are you going? - A couple of days.	- When are you going? - A couple of days.
376	00:20:15,100	00:20:17,100	- Couple of days? For how long?	- Couple of days? For how long?
377	00:20:17,200	00:20:18,200	Six weeks.	Six weeks.
378	00:20:18,300	00:20:20,300	That's a long time.	That's a long time.
379	00:20:21,100	00:20:23,500	- That's great. - You think?	- That's great. - You think?
380	00:20:23,600	00:20:26,400	Yes, it's a great opportunity for you.	Yes, it's a great opportunity for you.
381	00:20:26,500	00:20:30,000	You're like the 'museum maiden of the Met'.	You're like the 'museum maiden of the Met'.
382	00:20:31,000	00:20:33,400	It's got a good ring to it...	It's got a good ring to it...
383	00:20:33,600	00:20:36,900	- Thank you. - Congratulations.	- Thank you. - Congratulations.
384	00:20:39,300	00:20:41,300	Six Sundays.	Six Sundays.
385	00:20:43,000	00:20:44,600	- That is six Sundays.	- That is six Sundays.
386	00:20:44,700	00:20:46,800	What am I gonna do without you?	What am I gonna do without you?
387	00:20:46,900	00:20:49,000	I can just imagine.	I can just imagine.
388	00:20:49,500	00:20:51,700	- Yeah... - What are you doing?	- Yeah... - What are you doing?
389	00:20:51,800	00:20:53,000	- I'm gonna jump. - No, no.	- I'm gonna jump. - No, no.
390	00:20:53,100	00:20:54,400	- I'm gonna jump. - Jesus.	- I'm gonna jump. - Jesus.
391	00:20:54,500	00:20:56,700	Six Sundays, how can I live without you?	Six Sundays, how can I live without you?
392	00:20:56,800	00:20:58,900	Can you not take anything seriously?	Can you not take anything seriously?
393	00:20:59,000	00:21:01,200	- Yeah, I can. - Get down.	- Yeah, I can. - Get down.
394	00:21:01,300	00:21:03,200	- Let's get you another drink.	- Let's get you another drink.
395	00:21:03,300	00:21:05,300	I think I've had too many already.	I think I've had too many already.
396	00:21:05,400	00:21:07,200	- Thanks for coming to the wedding.	- Thanks for coming to the wedding.
397	00:21:07,300	00:21:07,900	It was a ball,	It was a ball,
398	00:21:08,000	00:21:09,800	- I can't wait for number seven.	- I can't wait for number seven.
399	00:21:09,900	00:21:12,000	It's coming up soon, I have a feeling.	It's coming up soon, I have a feeling.
400	00:21:12,100	00:21:13,700	We also ask at this time that...	We also ask at this time that...
401	00:21:13,800	00:21:15,900	you turn off all your electronic devices.	you turn off all your electronic devices.
402	00:21:16,000	00:21:19,200	Please leave your cell phones turned...	Please leave your cell phones turned...
403	00:21:19,200	00:21:22,200	off for the duration of the flight.	off for the duration of the flight.
404	00:21:36,100	00:21:38,900	- I'm not gonna be able to play today, man.	- I'm not gonna be able to play today, man.
405	00:21:39,000	00:21:40,100	If we don't have a fourth, we are gonna...	If we don't have a fourth, we are gonna...
406	00:21:40,200	00:21:41,300	end up playing with 'Tiny-Shorts Guy'.	end up playing with 'Tiny-Shorts Guy'.
407	00:21:41,400	00:21:42,600	- So? - Hey, how's it going?	- So? - Hey, how's it going?
408	00:21:42,700	00:21:44,200	- Need another? - No, our friend Paul,	- Need another? - No, our friend Paul,
409	00:21:44,300	00:21:45,900	- with longer shorts, is coming.	- with longer shorts, is coming.
410	00:21:46,000	00:21:46,300	Right.	Right.
411	00:21:46,400	00:21:48,900	No, Jenny signed him up for some art walk thing...	No, Jenny signed him up for some art walk thing...
412	00:21:49,000	00:21:50,700	Art walk? Are you serious? Tell me something.	Art walk? Are you serious? Tell me something.
413	00:21:50,800	00:21:52,200	What do you think Jenny did with his balls...	What do you think Jenny did with his balls...
414	00:21:52,300	00:21:53,000	when she cut them off?	when she cut them off?
415	00:21:53,100	00:21:54,800	Come on, guys, marriage isn't that bad.	Come on, guys, marriage isn't that bad.
416	00:21:54,900	00:21:56,800	I agree. Without marriage there would be no divorce,	I agree. Without marriage there would be no divorce,
417	00:21:56,900	00:21:59,300	and without divorce I wouldn't have my condo in Aspen.	and without divorce I wouldn't have my condo in Aspen.
418	00:21:59,400	00:22:01,400	Bingo.	Bingo.
419	00:22:01,600	00:22:03,100	- Good one. - What is he?	- Good one. - What is he?
420	00:22:03,200	00:22:04,200	I'm serious, man.	I'm serious, man.
421	00:22:04,300	00:22:06,500	Your missing out on the best parts of life.	Your missing out on the best parts of life.
422	00:22:06,600	00:22:08,000	- The most important part of life.	- The most important part of life.
423	00:22:08,100	00:22:09,700	This coming from the guy who's wife...	This coming from the guy who's wife...
424	00:22:09,800	00:22:11,300	won't let him own porn. He's gotta wank off...	won't let him own porn. He's gotta wank off...
425	00:22:11,400	00:22:13,800	to the underwear section of the Sears catalogue.	to the underwear section of the Sears catalogue.
426	00:22:13,900	00:22:15,800	I thought we weren't gonna talk...	I thought we weren't gonna talk...
427	00:22:15,900	00:22:16,500	about that?	about that?
428	00:22:16,600	00:22:17,600	What's the matter with you?	What's the matter with you?
429	00:22:17,700	00:22:19,100	You are single and you've been single,	You are single and you've been single,
430	00:22:19,200	00:22:20,400	ever since... What was her name?	ever since... What was her name?
431	00:22:20,500	00:22:21,600	- Sophomore year.	- Sophomore year.
432	00:22:21,700	00:22:24,100	Plim... Pimpkin, Pimpkin, that's it.	Plim... Pimpkin, Pimpkin, that's it.
433	00:22:24,200	00:22:26,000	Pimpkin dumped you for him.	Pimpkin dumped you for him.
434	00:22:26,100	00:22:27,700	Sophomore year, you've never been the same...	Sophomore year, you've never been the same...
435	00:22:27,800	00:22:28,800	you haven't been able to sleep.	you haven't been able to sleep.
436	00:22:28,900	00:22:29,900	- Scarred...	- Scarred...
437	00:22:30,000	00:22:32,500	Yeah. You have no idea, how nice it is...	Yeah. You have no idea, how nice it is...
438	00:22:32,600	00:22:34,400	to have someone who is gonna be there,	to have someone who is gonna be there,
439	00:22:34,500	00:22:35,700	no matter what, whatever.	no matter what, whatever.
440	00:22:35,800	00:22:36,600	- Snaps to that.	- Snaps to that.
441	00:22:36,700	00:22:38,400	And you don't know how nice it is...	And you don't know how nice it is...
442	00:22:38,500	00:22:40,500	to sleep with a different girl every night.	to sleep with a different girl every night.
443	00:22:40,600	00:22:43,400	- That's true. - Nice recital.	- That's true. - Nice recital.
444	00:22:44,200	00:22:46,600	You got the best of both worlds, Tom.	You got the best of both worlds, Tom.
445	00:22:46,700	00:22:47,300	No, it's true.	No, it's true.
446	00:22:47,400	00:22:48,800	I can sleep with whoever I want.	I can sleep with whoever I want.
447	00:22:48,900	00:22:50,500	But I still get to hang out with Hannah afterwards.	But I still get to hang out with Hannah afterwards.
448	00:22:50,600	00:22:51,400	- Perfect setup.	- Perfect setup.
449	00:22:51,500	00:22:53,100	Yeah, well maybe not for Hannah...	Yeah, well maybe not for Hannah...
450	00:22:53,200	00:22:54,700	- What's that supposed to mean?	- What's that supposed to mean?
451	00:22:54,800	00:22:56,100	Come on, Tom. She's a woman.	Come on, Tom. She's a woman.
452	00:22:56,200	00:22:57,400	Yeah, I got that.	Yeah, I got that.
453	00:22:57,500	00:22:58,500	- You sure? - Yeah.	- You sure? - Yeah.
454	00:22:58,600	00:23:01,600	Tom, she's pushing 30. You think her idea of...	Tom, she's pushing 30. You think her idea of...
455	00:23:01,700	00:23:04,000	'Happily ever after' is coming home to you...	'Happily ever after' is coming home to you...
456	00:23:04,100	00:23:06,200	and hanging out after you got laid?	and hanging out after you got laid?
457	00:23:06,300	00:23:09,000	- Makes you think, right? - Yeah.	- Makes you think, right? - Yeah.
458	00:23:19,700	00:23:21,100	- Hallo? - Hey.	- Hallo? - Hey.
459	00:23:21,200	00:23:21,500	- Hi.	- Hi.
460	00:23:21,600	00:23:23,400	How's the weather in England?	How's the weather in England?
461	00:23:23,500	00:23:26,700	It's great. Only I'm in Scotland.	It's great. Only I'm in Scotland.
462	00:23:26,800	00:23:31,300	Right, right. So it's sunny?	Right, right. So it's sunny?
463	00:23:33,400	00:23:36,700	It's 3 in the morning. - Oh, right. Sorry.	It's 3 in the morning. - Oh, right. Sorry.
464	00:23:36,800	00:23:38,800	- So it's dark. - Yeah.	- So it's dark. - Yeah.
465	00:23:38,900	00:23:41,900	Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster?	Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster?
466	00:23:42,600	00:23:43,900	- I know, terrible joke...	- I know, terrible joke...
467	00:23:44,000	00:23:45,600	Was there something important?	Was there something important?
468	00:23:45,700	00:23:47,500	Yeah. You'll never guess what happened.	Yeah. You'll never guess what happened.
469	00:23:47,600	00:23:49,600	- What? - They filled in the pot hole.	- What? - They filled in the pot hole.
470	00:23:49,700	00:23:52,500	- The pot hole? - On 83rd.	- The pot hole? - On 83rd.
471	00:23:53,000	00:23:55,700	- Terrific... Hey, Tom?. - Yeah?	- Terrific... Hey, Tom?. - Yeah?
472	00:23:55,800	00:23:57,800	- I'm gonna go back to sleep now.	- I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
473	00:23:57,900	00:23:58,900	Ok. Sure.	Ok. Sure.
474	00:23:59,000	00:24:00,800	Love you.	Love you.
475	00:24:00,900	00:24:03,500	Good night... Call me tomorrow.	Good night... Call me tomorrow.
476	00:24:13,500	00:24:17,700	- This stuff's all old... - Yeah, that's the point.	- This stuff's all old... - Yeah, that's the point.
477	00:24:17,800	00:24:19,700	- Let's go to Fendi... - Fendi? No.	- Let's go to Fendi... - Fendi? No.
478	00:24:19,800	00:24:22,500	We're here, let's just stay here.	We're here, let's just stay here.
479	00:24:22,800	00:24:24,400	I'm not into old stuff.	I'm not into old stuff.
480	00:24:24,500	00:24:26,200	Why do you talk like a six-year-old?	Why do you talk like a six-year-old?
481	00:24:26,300	00:24:28,300	I'm not.	I'm not.
482	00:24:30,200	00:24:32,000	The line is too long...	The line is too long...
483	00:24:32,100	00:24:33,800	- Can't we just go somewhere else?	- Can't we just go somewhere else?
484	00:24:33,900	00:24:34,000	No.	No.
485	00:24:34,100	00:24:35,900	This is the best bakery in the world.	This is the best bakery in the world.
486	00:24:36,000	00:24:37,900	That's why it's worth waiting in line.	That's why it's worth waiting in line.
487	00:24:38,000	00:24:40,000	Come on. We'll play a game.	Come on. We'll play a game.
488	00:24:40,100	00:24:42,000	- Wanna play a game? - Yeah, I can play a game.	- Wanna play a game? - Yeah, I can play a game.
489	00:24:42,100	00:24:43,400	Okay. Good.	Okay. Good.
490	00:24:43,500	00:24:46,000	- Tell me what to order. - Why?	- Tell me what to order. - Why?
491	00:24:46,100	00:24:49,900	You'll see. It will be fun. Make a suggestion.	You'll see. It will be fun. Make a suggestion.
492	00:24:50,200	00:24:52,300	- A cookie. - No, you have to be specific,	- A cookie. - No, you have to be specific,
493	00:24:52,400	00:24:54,700	like what type of cookie...	like what type of cookie...
494	00:24:56,200	00:24:58,200	A really big cookie.	A really big cookie.
495	00:25:07,100	00:25:09,500	Tom, your phone's ringing...	Tom, your phone's ringing...
496	00:25:13,600	00:25:16,600	Hallo. Hallo?	Hallo. Hallo?
497	00:25:17,800	00:25:19,800	Hallo...	Hallo...
498	00:25:20,200	00:25:23,300	- What's wrong? - Just an important call.	- What's wrong? - Just an important call.
499	00:25:23,400	00:25:26,800	That's because you are an important person.	That's because you are an important person.
500	00:25:26,900	00:25:30,200	Wait. Hey...	Wait. Hey...
501	00:25:30,600	00:25:31,600	We will have...	We will have...
502	00:25:31,700	00:25:34,500	2 fried dumplings, 2 of the wantons...	2 fried dumplings, 2 of the wantons...
503	00:25:34,600	00:25:37,300	and 6 of the fried 'pork-thingies'.	and 6 of the fried 'pork-thingies'.
504	00:25:37,400	00:25:39,700	- Yeah. But that's fried. It's not healthy.	- Yeah. But that's fried. It's not healthy.
505	00:25:39,800	00:25:41,900	Oh, come on. Have some of the fried...	Oh, come on. Have some of the fried...
506	00:25:42,000	00:25:44,000	It won't hurt you.	It won't hurt you.
507	00:25:44,900	00:25:46,700	Thank you.	Thank you.
508	00:25:46,800	00:25:49,500	Move, please..	Move, please..
509	00:25:50,100	00:25:52,100	God.	God.
510	00:25:52,300	00:25:54,300	This is unbelievable.	This is unbelievable.
511	00:25:54,300	00:25:56,400	- Hallo? - Hey, hallo?	- Hallo? - Hey, hallo?
512	00:25:56,500	00:25:59,000	- Hallo? - Hannah?	- Hallo? - Hannah?
513	00:25:59,100	00:26:00,800	- Hallo? - Hey.	- Hallo? - Hey.
514	00:26:00,900	00:26:03,800	Tom? Tom is that you?	Tom? Tom is that you?
515	00:26:03,900	00:26:05,900	- Tom? - Hallo?	- Tom? - Hallo?
516	00:26:06,000	00:26:07,500	Hallo? You're cutting out,	Hallo? You're cutting out,
517	00:26:07,600	00:26:09,700	I can't hear anything you're saying.	I can't hear anything you're saying.
518	00:26:09,800	00:26:12,200	Tom? I'm stuck in a thunderstorm.	Tom? I'm stuck in a thunderstorm.
519	00:26:12,300	00:26:14,800	I'm surrounded by a world of cows.	I'm surrounded by a world of cows.
520	00:26:14,900	00:26:16,600	- I'll call you when I get to the hotel...	- I'll call you when I get to the hotel...
521	00:26:16,700	00:26:17,400	I can't hear you.	I can't hear you.
522	00:26:17,500	00:26:19,500	Tom?	Tom?
523	00:26:32,200	00:26:34,200	Hallo.	Hallo.
524	00:26:35,600	00:26:37,800	Hallo. Hallo?	Hallo. Hallo?
525	00:26:38,400	00:26:40,400	Hallo?	Hallo?
526	00:26:49,000	00:26:51,000	I hate Scotland.	I hate Scotland.
527	00:27:16,600	00:27:20,200	- Having a hard time? - We're having a hard time...	- Having a hard time? - We're having a hard time...
528	00:27:20,300	00:27:23,500	- Oh yeah? Want a hand? - Thank you, sir.	- Oh yeah? Want a hand? - Thank you, sir.
529	00:27:23,600	00:27:25,000	- Yeah. - We would love it.	- Yeah. - We would love it.
530	00:27:25,100	00:27:27,600	- You'd better sit down, sir. - ...	- You'd better sit down, sir. - ...
531	00:27:27,700	00:27:29,600	- Sit down. - Sit, sit, sit.	- Sit down. - Sit, sit, sit.
532	00:27:29,700	00:27:31,700	Here we go.	Here we go.
533	00:27:31,800	00:27:34,300	- Thank you. - No, no, thank you.	- Thank you. - No, no, thank you.
534	00:27:34,400	00:27:36,200	- Thank you. - Have a good afternoon.	- Thank you. - Have a good afternoon.
535	00:27:36,300	00:27:38,300	You were wonderful.	You were wonderful.
536	00:27:52,000	00:27:54,400	- Desista enquanto pode. - Here we go.	- Desista enquanto pode. - Here we go.
537	00:27:54,500	00:27:57,400	- Come on, Scott. - Let's go.	- Come on, Scott. - Let's go.
538	00:27:57,500	00:27:58,300	What you got, Gar?	What you got, Gar?
539	00:27:58,400	00:28:00,200	What you got, Gar? What do you got?	What you got, Gar? What do you got?
540	00:28:00,300	00:28:03,200	- Come on. - What do you got, Gary?	- Come on. - What do you got, Gary?
541	00:28:04,000	00:28:05,000	Foul. Foul, Tom.	Foul. Foul, Tom.
542	00:28:05,100	00:28:07,000	What the matter with you today?	What the matter with you today?
543	00:28:07,100	00:28:11,100	Ahh... I think I might have feelings for Hannah.	Ahh... I think I might have feelings for Hannah.
544	00:28:12,800	00:28:15,800	Come on, come on... Let's just play.	Come on, come on... Let's just play.
545	00:28:16,100	00:28:18,100	It's just...	It's just...
546	00:28:19,100	00:28:20,100	Without her, something�s off,	Without her, something�s off,
547	00:28:20,200	00:28:21,500	and it's got me thinking that maybe...	and it's got me thinking that maybe...
548	00:28:21,600	00:28:25,500	there's more to life than just sleeping around.	there's more to life than just sleeping around.
549	00:28:26,200	00:28:28,900	- I don't understand... - I'm not following...	- I don't understand... - I'm not following...
550	00:28:29,000	00:28:31,600	Come on, let's just play. Come on.	Come on, let's just play. Come on.
551	00:28:31,700	00:28:32,700	- I'll take it out.	- I'll take it out.
552	00:28:32,800	00:28:34,600	I know exactly what you mean, Tom.	I know exactly what you mean, Tom.
553	00:28:34,700	00:28:37,000	Thanks. Here you go.	Thanks. Here you go.
554	00:28:37,200	00:28:39,500	I'm gonna tell Hannah. When she gets home.	I'm gonna tell Hannah. When she gets home.
555	00:28:39,600	00:28:41,300	I'm gonna tell her that i wanna be with her,	I'm gonna tell her that i wanna be with her,
556	00:28:41,400	00:28:42,600	not marriage, just be together.	not marriage, just be together.
557	00:28:42,700	00:28:44,700	Yeah, that's romantic...	Yeah, that's romantic...
558	00:28:46,800	00:28:50,000	>You have one unheard message<	>You have one unheard message<
559	00:28:50,200	00:28:54,100	Hey, Tom. I'm back. God, I cannot wait to see you.	Hey, Tom. I'm back. God, I cannot wait to see you.
560	00:28:54,200	00:28:56,300	I don't care what you're doing tonight, cancel it.	I don't care what you're doing tonight, cancel it.
561	00:28:56,400	00:28:57,600	We're going to dinner.	We're going to dinner.
562	00:28:57,700	00:28:59,000	Meet me at that new trendy place,	Meet me at that new trendy place,
563	00:28:59,100	00:29:00,700	next to the small Greek place we hated,	next to the small Greek place we hated,
564	00:29:00,800	00:29:02,700	that used to be the Thai-fusion place we loved.	that used to be the Thai-fusion place we loved.
565	00:29:02,800	00:29:07,200	Meet me there 8 o'clock, I have so much to tell you.	Meet me there 8 o'clock, I have so much to tell you.
566	00:29:19,500	00:29:20,600	- Hey, what have you got?	- Hey, what have you got?
567	00:29:20,700	00:29:22,200	Hey Buddy. I'll find you something.	Hey Buddy. I'll find you something.
568	00:29:22,300	00:29:24,300	Alright...	Alright...
569	00:29:24,400	00:29:26,700	Here's something. How many do you want?	Here's something. How many do you want?
570	00:29:26,800	00:29:29,900	- I'll take the yellow ones. - Good choice. Ten bucks.	- I'll take the yellow ones. - Good choice. Ten bucks.
571	00:29:30,000	00:29:32,000	- Here you go. - Thanks.	- Here you go. - Thanks.
572	00:29:32,000	00:29:34,500	- Have a good night. - I will.	- Have a good night. - I will.
573	00:29:43,000	00:29:44,800	- Sorry, is she already here? - Over there.	- Sorry, is she already here? - Over there.
574	00:29:44,900	00:29:46,900	Yeah, thanks.	Yeah, thanks.
575	00:30:18,600	00:30:21,100	Oh, God.	Oh, God.
576	00:30:21,600	00:30:22,900	- Tom, are you okay?	- Tom, are you okay?
577	00:30:23,000	00:30:24,900	I'm alright. Are you alright?	I'm alright. Are you alright?
578	00:30:25,000	00:30:26,400	I think I have a broken rib.	I think I have a broken rib.
579	00:30:26,500	00:30:27,200	- Your flowers, sir.	- Your flowers, sir.
580	00:30:27,300	00:30:28,600	They're not mine. I'm fine, I'm okay..	They're not mine. I'm fine, I'm okay..
581	00:30:28,700	00:30:30,000	- I'm okay. - Are you okay?	- I'm okay. - Are you okay?
582	00:30:30,100	00:30:32,000	- I'm so sorry. - You alright?	- I'm so sorry. - You alright?
583	00:30:32,100	00:30:34,100	- Here are your flowers. - What, what...	- Here are your flowers. - What, what...
584	00:30:34,200	00:30:35,800	- You had flowers? - They're not my flowers.	- You had flowers? - They're not my flowers.
585	00:30:35,900	00:30:37,900	- They're your flowers. - I didn't have flowers.	- They're your flowers. - I didn't have flowers.
586	00:30:38,000	00:30:40,300	- Hi. It's so good to see you. - I've missed you.	- Hi. It's so good to see you. - I've missed you.
587	00:30:40,400	00:30:41,400	- Great.	- Great.
588	00:30:41,500	00:30:43,300	Come here, there's someone I want you to meet.	Come here, there's someone I want you to meet.
589	00:30:43,400	00:30:44,900	Oh good.	Oh good.
590	00:30:45,000	00:30:47,000	It started pouring and suddenly it...	It started pouring and suddenly it...
591	00:30:47,100	00:30:48,700	was just me in a field of cows.	was just me in a field of cows.
592	00:30:48,800	00:30:50,100	And, of course we're in Europe...	And, of course we're in Europe...
593	00:30:50,200	00:30:51,700	so there's no street signs anywhere...	so there's no street signs anywhere...
594	00:30:51,800	00:30:52,500	- and it's getting dark...	- and it's getting dark...
595	00:30:52,600	00:30:53,600	And then she thought she was in...	And then she thought she was in...
596	00:30:53,700	00:30:58,200	some bad werewolf movie. 'Stay off the moors, Lassie'.	some bad werewolf movie. 'Stay off the moors, Lassie'.
597	00:30:59,200	00:31:02,000	Anyway... all of the sudden, out of nowhere.	Anyway... all of the sudden, out of nowhere.
598	00:31:02,100	00:31:04,300	Colin comes riding up on horseback.	Colin comes riding up on horseback.
599	00:31:04,400	00:31:06,000	- Can you believe it? A horse. - Oh...	- Can you believe it? A horse. - Oh...
600	00:31:06,100	00:31:07,900	He asked me if I needed any help.	He asked me if I needed any help.
601	00:31:08,000	00:31:10,200	You were a 'Lady in distress', what was I supposed to do?	You were a 'Lady in distress', what was I supposed to do?
602	00:31:10,300	00:31:13,300	It was right out of a Bronte-novel.	It was right out of a Bronte-novel.
603	00:31:14,000	00:31:17,400	So anyway... He shows me to this charming little Inn.	So anyway... He shows me to this charming little Inn.
604	00:31:17,500	00:31:19,000	Were he proceeds to buy me...	Were he proceeds to buy me...
605	00:31:19,100	00:31:20,800	the most awful dinner I've ever had.	the most awful dinner I've ever had.
606	00:31:20,900	00:31:25,000	It was pretty bad, even by Scottish standards.	It was pretty bad, even by Scottish standards.
607	00:31:25,700	00:31:26,600	Then we just spend the next...	Then we just spend the next...
608	00:31:26,700	00:31:27,900	month travelling around the country,	month travelling around the country,
609	00:31:28,000	00:31:32,600	getting to know each other, visiting museums... It was..	getting to know each other, visiting museums... It was..
610	00:31:32,700	00:31:34,700	- Perfect. - Perfect.	- Perfect. - Perfect.
611	00:31:39,100	00:31:43,500	So... When it was time for Hannah to leave, I just...	So... When it was time for Hannah to leave, I just...
612	00:31:43,900	00:31:46,900	I don't know, I just... Couldn't let her go.	I don't know, I just... Couldn't let her go.
613	00:31:47,000	00:31:48,700	- So I got down on one knee...	- So I got down on one knee...
614	00:31:48,800	00:31:50,700	And he proposed. And I accepted.	And he proposed. And I accepted.
615	00:31:50,800	00:31:52,500	- Wow. That's just... Huge, it's...	- Wow. That's just... Huge, it's...
616	00:31:52,600	00:31:54,800	So the wedding's coming together very quickly.	So the wedding's coming together very quickly.
617	00:31:54,900	00:31:55,500	- Sounds like it.	- Sounds like it.
618	00:31:55,600	00:31:57,000	We're gonna be married in Scotland,	We're gonna be married in Scotland,
619	00:31:57,100	00:31:58,100	- At Colin's parents summer home.	- At Colin's parents summer home.
620	00:31:58,200	00:31:59,300	It's gonna be a pretty small thing.	It's gonna be a pretty small thing.
621	00:31:59,400	00:32:01,400	We can't expect too many people...	We can't expect too many people...
622	00:32:01,500	00:32:04,000	making the trip over sea, just for a night.	making the trip over sea, just for a night.
623	00:32:04,100	00:32:05,400	- The Fourth? - Right.	- The Fourth? - Right.
624	00:32:05,500	00:32:07,400	- That's two weeks. - It's crazy, isn't it?	- That's two weeks. - It's crazy, isn't it?
625	00:32:07,500	00:32:08,800	- Have you ever been to Scotland, Tom?	- Have you ever been to Scotland, Tom?
626	00:32:08,900	00:32:09,600	You know, I haven't.	You know, I haven't.
627	00:32:09,700	00:32:11,800	- You should see the wee church we're gonna have.	- You should see the wee church we're gonna have.
628	00:32:11,900	00:32:14,100	It's the same one Colin's parent's were married in.	It's the same one Colin's parent's were married in.
629	00:32:14,200	00:32:15,900	It's pretty spectacular, just a walk...	It's pretty spectacular, just a walk...
630	00:32:16,000	00:32:16,700	from my distillery.	from my distillery.
631	00:32:16,800	00:32:17,300	- Distillery?	- Distillery?
632	00:32:17,400	00:32:18,700	Colin's family owns the largest...	Colin's family owns the largest...
633	00:32:18,800	00:32:21,600	whiskey distillery in Scotland.	whiskey distillery in Scotland.
634	00:32:21,800	00:32:24,500	Tom.. Look, If you're getting married	Tom.. Look, If you're getting married
635	00:32:24,600	00:32:26,900	I expect to be your 'Best Man'.	I expect to be your 'Best Man'.
636	00:32:27,000	00:32:31,500	Tom... Will you be my 'Maid of Honor'?	Tom... Will you be my 'Maid of Honor'?
637	00:32:34,800	00:32:36,800	Your 'Maid of Honor'?	Your 'Maid of Honor'?
638	00:32:38,900	00:32:40,900	Sorry.	Sorry.
639	00:32:44,300	00:32:46,700	What is it with you, man? I didn't...	What is it with you, man? I didn't...
640	00:32:46,800	00:32:50,500	Excuse me... Excuse me. Did you see that?	Excuse me... Excuse me. Did you see that?
641	00:32:52,700	00:32:54,700	'Made of Honor'?	'Made of Honor'?
642	00:32:54,800	00:32:57,200	That's fun stuff. But you're a guy.	That's fun stuff. But you're a guy.
643	00:32:57,300	00:32:59,500	Go ahead... Just get it out.	Go ahead... Just get it out.
644	00:32:59,600	00:33:01,700	So, what did you say?	So, what did you say?
645	00:33:01,800	00:33:03,200	- Did you say yes? - No.	- Did you say yes? - No.
646	00:33:03,300	00:33:03,400	- No?	- No?
647	00:33:03,500	00:33:05,200	I didn't know what to say. I told her I'd think about it.	I didn't know what to say. I told her I'd think about it.
648	00:33:05,300	00:33:06,900	You need to think about whether your...	You need to think about whether your...
649	00:33:07,000	00:33:08,500	dress is gonna make your ass look big.	dress is gonna make your ass look big.
650	00:33:08,600	00:33:11,300	- Give me a break, come on. - Okay. Alright, let me think.	- Give me a break, come on. - Okay. Alright, let me think.
651	00:33:11,400	00:33:12,500	- Is she really in to this guy?	- Is she really in to this guy?
652	00:33:12,600	00:33:13,500	You should have seen them.	You should have seen them.
653	00:33:13,600	00:33:15,900	Staring at him all moony like he shits unicorns.	Staring at him all moony like he shits unicorns.
654	00:33:16,000	00:33:16,600	That's not good, man.	That's not good, man.
655	00:33:16,700	00:33:18,200	I'm thinking you're gonna have to do this.	I'm thinking you're gonna have to do this.
656	00:33:18,300	00:33:19,600	You're gonna have to be the Maid of Honor.	You're gonna have to be the Maid of Honor.
657	00:33:19,700	00:33:20,000	- What?	- What?
658	00:33:20,100	00:33:21,900	Yeah, I'm serious. Think about it,	Yeah, I'm serious. Think about it,
659	00:33:22,000	00:33:23,500	this will give you an excuse to be...	this will give you an excuse to be...
660	00:33:23,600	00:33:24,600	around Hannah all the time.	around Hannah all the time.
661	00:33:24,700	00:33:26,400	Helping her out, being...	Helping her out, being...
662	00:33:26,500	00:33:28,600	'the man behind the curtain'...	'the man behind the curtain'...
663	00:33:28,700	00:33:30,700	You'll be her confident.	You'll be her confident.
664	00:33:30,800	00:33:32,200	And you can use that time to point...	And you can use that time to point...
665	00:33:32,300	00:33:33,800	out to Hannah that this is really crazy.	out to Hannah that this is really crazy.
666	00:33:33,900	00:33:35,900	- And that she doesn't even know this guy at all.	- And that she doesn't even know this guy at all.
667	00:33:36,000	00:33:37,400	No, I'm not gonna do that. No way.	No, I'm not gonna do that. No way.
668	00:33:37,500	00:33:38,700	- What? - No.	- What? - No.
669	00:33:38,800	00:33:42,700	Look, I don't know what your other options are.	Look, I don't know what your other options are.
670	00:33:42,700	00:33:44,300	You got a better chance of stopping...	You got a better chance of stopping...
671	00:33:44,400	00:33:44,900	this wedding,	this wedding,
672	00:33:45,000	00:33:47,200	from 'inside' than from another continent.	from 'inside' than from another continent.
673	00:33:47,300	00:33:49,200	And they say that you can...	And they say that you can...
674	00:33:49,300	00:33:52,400	shorten this and wear it again, if you like.	shorten this and wear it again, if you like.
675	00:33:52,500	00:33:54,400	Come on man. If you're serious and you...	Come on man. If you're serious and you...
676	00:33:54,500	00:33:56,200	really want Hanna back from this guy.	really want Hanna back from this guy.
677	00:33:56,300	00:33:59,100	You're gonna have to do whatever it takes.	You're gonna have to do whatever it takes.
678	00:33:59,200	00:34:01,500	Whatever.	Whatever.
679	00:34:12,200	00:34:15,400	- The dress is beautiful. - Thank you.	- The dress is beautiful. - Thank you.
680	00:34:15,500	00:34:18,400	- I am so happy you're gonna do this.	- I am so happy you're gonna do this.
681	00:34:18,500	00:34:19,500	My pleasure.	My pleasure.
682	00:34:19,600	00:34:22,100	For this wedding, I am willing to do whatever it takes.	For this wedding, I am willing to do whatever it takes.
683	00:34:22,200	00:34:24,100	- I'm so excited. - Yeah, me too.	- I'm so excited. - Yeah, me too.
684	00:34:24,200	00:34:25,200	So let me tell you who the...	So let me tell you who the...
685	00:34:25,300	00:34:26,300	other bridesmaids are gonna be.	other bridesmaids are gonna be.
686	00:34:26,400	00:34:27,500	- Okay. - Okay. Stephanie...	- Okay. - Okay. Stephanie...
687	00:34:27,600	00:34:29,300	- Stephanie, great. - And she loves you.	- Stephanie, great. - And she loves you.
688	00:34:29,400	00:34:29,600	- Good.	- Good.
689	00:34:29,700	00:34:30,900	And my friend Hillary, from camp.	And my friend Hillary, from camp.
690	00:34:31,000	00:34:32,000	Hillary, I don't know Hillary.	Hillary, I don't know Hillary.
691	00:34:32,100	00:34:34,100	- She's the best - Okay.	- She's the best - Okay.
692	00:34:34,500	00:34:36,100	- And Melissa. - Oh, no.	- And Melissa. - Oh, no.
693	00:34:36,200	00:34:37,800	- I had to, Tom, she's my cousin.	- I had to, Tom, she's my cousin.
694	00:34:37,900	00:34:38,700	No, she hates me.	No, she hates me.
695	00:34:38,800	00:34:41,300	- Well, you broke her heart. - She broke my nose.	- Well, you broke her heart. - She broke my nose.
696	00:34:41,400	00:34:43,600	- It was an accident. - She hit me with her fist.	- It was an accident. - She hit me with her fist.
697	00:34:43,700	00:34:44,800	I was completely honest with her.	I was completely honest with her.
698	00:34:44,900	00:34:45,900	I said: 'Look, nothing serious'.	I said: 'Look, nothing serious'.
699	00:34:46,000	00:34:48,000	And she agreed.	And she agreed.
700	00:34:48,100	00:34:50,100	So sometimes our hearts don't match our mouths.	So sometimes our hearts don't match our mouths.
701	00:34:50,200	00:34:51,400	That's good, you should put that in your vows.	That's good, you should put that in your vows.
702	00:34:51,500	00:34:52,900	And, she's been wanting to be my...	And, she's been wanting to be my...
703	00:34:53,000	00:34:54,700	maid of honor since we were 5 years old,	maid of honor since we were 5 years old,
704	00:34:54,800	00:34:56,700	so now she's really gonna hate you.	so now she's really gonna hate you.
705	00:34:56,800	00:34:58,000	Here they are now.	Here they are now.
706	00:34:58,100	00:35:00,800	Okay. Well as your Maid of Honor.	Okay. Well as your Maid of Honor.
707	00:35:00,900	00:35:03,300	I promise to keep the peace.	I promise to keep the peace.
708	00:35:14,400	00:35:16,700	Oh, hi.	Oh, hi.
709	00:35:17,400	00:35:19,400	Yes. The bride to be.	Yes. The bride to be.
710	00:35:19,400	00:35:21,100	- Hello, you must be Tom. - And you must be Hillary.	- Hello, you must be Tom. - And you must be Hillary.
711	00:35:21,200	00:35:23,200	You look gorgeous.	You look gorgeous.
712	00:35:23,500	00:35:26,900	Stephanie, how are you doing? So good to see you.	Stephanie, how are you doing? So good to see you.
713	00:35:27,000	00:35:29,000	- Are you kidding. - It's you, Melissa.	- Are you kidding. - It's you, Melissa.
714	00:35:29,100	00:35:31,400	Look at that...	Look at that...
715	00:35:34,200	00:35:36,900	- This was great. - This isn't awkward...	- This was great. - This isn't awkward...
716	00:35:37,000	00:35:39,100	Go on. I'm gonna be fine.	Go on. I'm gonna be fine.
717	00:35:46,400	00:35:49,700	- Tom, have you met Colin yet? - Yes.	- Tom, have you met Colin yet? - Yes.
718	00:35:49,800	00:35:53,400	- Isn't he dreamy? - Absolutely.	- Isn't he dreamy? - Absolutely.
719	00:35:54,100	00:35:57,600	Could someone please pass me the Splendor?	Could someone please pass me the Splendor?
720	00:35:57,800	00:36:00,900	Could someone who's not a misogynist,	Could someone who's not a misogynist,
721	00:36:01,000	00:36:03,000	please pass the Splenda?	please pass the Splenda?
722	00:36:04,400	00:36:07,000	- Hallo? - Thank you, Stephanie.	- Hallo? - Thank you, Stephanie.
723	00:36:07,100	00:36:09,100	It's Colin, you guys.	It's Colin, you guys.
724	00:36:10,300	00:36:14,400	Hi, babe. Just a sec... Hi.	Hi, babe. Just a sec... Hi.
725	00:36:14,800	00:36:17,400	So cute.	So cute.
726	00:36:19,000	00:36:21,000	We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland,	We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland,
727	00:36:21,100	00:36:22,600	- so we have to act quickly. - Exactly.	- so we have to act quickly. - Exactly.
728	00:36:22,700	00:36:24,800	I've been a 'MOH' 6 times, so I'll organize everything...	I've been a 'MOH' 6 times, so I'll organize everything...
729	00:36:24,900	00:36:26,700	that needs to be done, even though	that needs to be done, even though
730	00:36:26,800	00:36:28,500	I'm not officially the 'MOH' here.	I'm not officially the 'MOH' here.
731	00:36:28,600	00:36:31,300	- What is a 'MOH'? - M-O-H.	- What is a 'MOH'? - M-O-H.
732	00:36:31,400	00:36:32,500	Maid Of Honor.	Maid Of Honor.
733	00:36:32,600	00:36:34,800	- Yes. - Oh, yes. That's clever.	- Yes. - Oh, yes. That's clever.
734	00:36:34,900	00:36:38,500	No, it's going great. Very smoothly.	No, it's going great. Very smoothly.
735	00:36:39,100	00:36:42,600	So we got the bridal shower bachelorette, dress fittings,	So we got the bridal shower bachelorette, dress fittings,
736	00:36:42,700	00:36:43,900	- The 'kilt'... - I'll do the 'kilt'.	- The 'kilt'... - I'll do the 'kilt'.
737	00:36:44,000	00:36:46,000	- Okay... perfect. - Okay.	- Okay... perfect. - Okay.
738	00:36:46,100	00:36:47,500	Shopping for Hannah's true self...	Shopping for Hannah's true self...
739	00:36:47,600	00:36:49,000	- That's gonna be great.	- That's gonna be great.
740	00:36:49,100	00:36:51,000	So, what is Hannah's true self?	So, what is Hannah's true self?
741	00:36:51,100	00:36:54,100	It's lingerie. For her wedding night.	It's lingerie. For her wedding night.
742	00:36:54,200	00:36:55,700	How do you expect to be a good...	How do you expect to be a good...
743	00:36:55,800	00:36:57,300	'MOH' if you don't even know that.	'MOH' if you don't even know that.
744	00:36:57,400	00:36:59,900	- She's talking to me. - No, I didn't..	- She's talking to me. - No, I didn't..
745	00:37:00,000	00:37:03,200	- You just did. - Oh, I'm sorry, Tom.	- You just did. - Oh, I'm sorry, Tom.
746	00:37:03,300	00:37:05,500	Did I break a rule?	Did I break a rule?
747	00:37:06,300	00:37:07,900	How about we focus on the wedding part?	How about we focus on the wedding part?
748	00:37:08,000	00:37:09,100	- Good idea. - Just for now...	- Good idea. - Just for now...
749	00:37:09,200	00:37:10,700	Okay, I need, dress sizes.	Okay, I need, dress sizes.
750	00:37:10,800	00:37:12,500	- I'm a four. - Okay.	- I'm a four. - Okay.
751	00:37:12,600	00:37:15,800	- Eight. - Sorry?.	- Eight. - Sorry?.
752	00:37:18,000	00:37:19,200	You know, Hillary...	You know, Hillary...
753	00:37:19,300	00:37:21,900	Do you think that maybe you'd just be more...	Do you think that maybe you'd just be more...
754	00:37:22,000	00:37:24,600	- comfortable in like a, twelve?	- comfortable in like a, twelve?
755	00:37:24,700	00:37:26,300	No, it will be fine.	No, it will be fine.
756	00:37:26,400	00:37:28,000	- I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast.	- I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast.
757	00:37:28,100	00:37:29,100	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
758	00:37:29,200	00:37:30,600	- Yeah. - What is that?	- Yeah. - What is that?
759	00:37:30,700	00:37:33,200	Water, peach raisin/apple pectin /shark extract.	Water, peach raisin/apple pectin /shark extract.
760	00:37:33,300	00:37:35,500	And Lowry's Seasoning Salt.	And Lowry's Seasoning Salt.
761	00:37:35,600	00:37:37,800	- What about food? - Look.	- What about food? - Look.
762	00:37:37,900	00:37:40,100	I'm going to look amazing in that dress.	I'm going to look amazing in that dress.
763	00:37:40,200	00:37:42,400	I am going to meet a Scottish man, and...	I am going to meet a Scottish man, and...
764	00:37:42,500	00:37:46,000	I'm gonna be happy. Write down an eight.	I'm gonna be happy. Write down an eight.
765	00:37:46,100	00:37:47,200	Got it.	Got it.
766	00:37:47,300	00:37:49,600	What's your dress size, Made Of Honor?	What's your dress size, Made Of Honor?
767	00:37:49,700	00:37:52,000	I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?	I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?
768	00:37:52,100	00:37:54,100	That's enough. Enough.	That's enough. Enough.
769	00:37:54,700	00:37:57,800	Sorry. But will you guys look at Hannah, please.	Sorry. But will you guys look at Hannah, please.
770	00:37:57,900	00:37:59,900	She's happy, finally.	She's happy, finally.
771	00:37:59,900	00:38:02,700	So please, for Hannah, let's all just get along,	So please, for Hannah, let's all just get along,
772	00:38:02,800	00:38:04,100	put a smile on our faces...	put a smile on our faces...
773	00:38:04,200	00:38:05,700	and pretend everything's perfect.	and pretend everything's perfect.
774	00:38:05,800	00:38:08,400	- Here she comes. - Okay. Fine.	- Here she comes. - Okay. Fine.
775	00:38:10,900	00:38:14,500	- What did he say? - He's so sweet.	- What did he say? - He's so sweet.
776	00:38:16,300	00:38:18,300	Isn't that great?	Isn't that great?
777	00:38:18,300	00:38:19,600	How's it going?	How's it going?
778	00:38:19,700	00:38:23,600	- Good, really good. - Fantastic.	- Good, really good. - Fantastic.
779	00:38:23,700	00:38:26,500	- And it's pretty much done. - Perfect, really?	- And it's pretty much done. - Perfect, really?
780	00:38:26,600	00:38:28,600	- Tom. - Yes?	- Tom. - Yes?
781	00:38:28,600	00:38:30,800	- Here. - What is this?	- Here. - What is this?
782	00:38:31,000	00:38:32,300	She does bridal shower entertainment.	She does bridal shower entertainment.
783	00:38:32,400	00:38:33,900	And I hired her for Stephanie's sisters shower,	And I hired her for Stephanie's sisters shower,
784	00:38:34,000	00:38:35,900	and Hannah loved it. She reads Tarot...	and Hannah loved it. She reads Tarot...
785	00:38:36,000	00:38:36,800	cards and stuff.	cards and stuff.
786	00:38:36,900	00:38:38,300	That's great. Thank you, Melissa.	That's great. Thank you, Melissa.
787	00:38:38,400	00:38:40,500	I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for Hannah.	I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for Hannah.
788	00:38:40,600	00:38:43,800	Okay. Thank you, for Hannah.	Okay. Thank you, for Hannah.
789	00:38:43,900	00:38:45,000	It should have been me...	It should have been me...
790	00:38:45,100	00:38:46,000	- I'll talk with you tomorrow. - Okay.	- I'll talk with you tomorrow. - Okay.
791	00:38:46,100	00:38:47,300	- Bye, Tom. - Goodbye.	- Bye, Tom. - Goodbye.
792	00:38:47,400	00:38:48,800	- Bye, Hillary. - Nice meeting you.	- Bye, Hillary. - Nice meeting you.
793	00:38:48,900	00:38:49,900	You too, bye.	You too, bye.
794	00:38:50,000	00:38:52,500	I just had a very nice bonding moment with Melissa.	I just had a very nice bonding moment with Melissa.
795	00:38:52,600	00:38:54,400	- Can I ask you a favor? - Sure.	- Can I ask you a favor? - Sure.
796	00:38:54,500	00:38:57,300	My mother and grandmother are coming in to town tomorrow.	My mother and grandmother are coming in to town tomorrow.
797	00:38:57,400	00:38:58,700	And I have so much to plan...	And I have so much to plan...
798	00:38:58,800	00:39:00,800	I was wondering if you and the boys could...	I was wondering if you and the boys could...
799	00:39:00,900	00:39:02,100	entertain Colin for the day.	entertain Colin for the day.
800	00:39:02,200	00:39:02,800	- Entertain him?	- Entertain him?
801	00:39:02,900	00:39:04,600	Yeah, just kind of get to know him and stuff.	Yeah, just kind of get to know him and stuff.
802	00:39:04,700	00:39:06,700	- Sure. - Cool.	- Sure. - Cool.
803	00:39:07,000	00:39:11,700	So are you more proud of 'Scotch Tape' or McDonald's?	So are you more proud of 'Scotch Tape' or McDonald's?
804	00:39:11,800	00:39:13,700	I think they're both American.	I think they're both American.
805	00:39:13,800	00:39:15,900	- So wait, you invited this guy to play ball with us?	- So wait, you invited this guy to play ball with us?
806	00:39:16,000	00:39:17,100	Yeah, he's the competition.	Yeah, he's the competition.
807	00:39:17,200	00:39:19,300	I need to get to know his strengths and weaknesses.	I need to get to know his strengths and weaknesses.
808	00:39:19,400	00:39:20,700	I like his green shirts.	I like his green shirts.
809	00:39:20,800	00:39:22,900	Is that like a poly blend kind of thing?	Is that like a poly blend kind of thing?
810	00:39:23,000	00:39:24,100	Yeah, it's my shirt...	Yeah, it's my shirt...
811	00:39:24,200	00:39:25,300	- It's your shirt? - Yeah.	- It's your shirt? - Yeah.
812	00:39:25,400	00:39:26,900	- Looks good on him, huh? - Yeah, real good.	- Looks good on him, huh? - Yeah, real good.
813	00:39:27,000	00:39:29,100	Why don't you play with him?	Why don't you play with him?
814	00:39:29,200	00:39:30,800	Thanks.	Thanks.
815	00:39:30,900	00:39:32,700	Colin, have you ever played basketball before?	Colin, have you ever played basketball before?
816	00:39:32,800	00:39:34,200	We would call this 'netball',	We would call this 'netball',
817	00:39:34,300	00:39:36,500	back in Scotland, it's more of a woman's game,	back in Scotland, it's more of a woman's game,
818	00:39:36,600	00:39:38,900	so, no I don't have much experience.	so, no I don't have much experience.
819	00:39:39,000	00:39:42,700	- Hi, I do. Need one more? - We're good.	- Hi, I do. Need one more? - We're good.
820	00:39:42,800	00:39:44,500	Alright.	Alright.
821	00:39:44,600	00:39:47,600	- Alright, 'girls', you ready? - Yeah, I am.	- Alright, 'girls', you ready? - Yeah, I am.
822	00:39:47,700	00:39:49,000	Oh. Use your hands.	Oh. Use your hands.
823	00:39:49,100	00:39:52,200	- You alright there? - Yeah, I'm fine.	- You alright there? - Yeah, I'm fine.
824	00:39:52,300	00:39:54,000	- I'm open. I'm open. - Here we go.	- I'm open. I'm open. - Here we go.
825	00:39:54,100	00:39:56,800	You gotta hold on to the ball, man.	You gotta hold on to the ball, man.
826	00:39:56,900	00:39:58,500	Hold on to the ball.	Hold on to the ball.
827	00:39:58,600	00:40:01,300	Homos. Homos. Homos.	Homos. Homos. Homos.
828	00:40:01,500	00:40:03,300	Let's get the Scottish girl out if the tree.	Let's get the Scottish girl out if the tree.
829	00:40:03,400	00:40:05,600	You wanna start a game cause you didn't get that.	You wanna start a game cause you didn't get that.
830	00:40:05,700	00:40:07,200	There you go. Open. Open.	There you go. Open. Open.
831	00:40:07,300	00:40:08,700	Here you go. That was good. Good.	Here you go. That was good. Good.
832	00:40:08,800	00:40:10,300	Good. Amiga.	Good. Amiga.
833	00:40:10,400	00:40:12,400	Shoot it. Guys.	Shoot it. Guys.
834	00:40:14,200	00:40:15,300	- I like it. - I'm sorry.	- I like it. - I'm sorry.
835	00:40:15,400	00:40:18,100	- Come on. - Get on the path.	- Come on. - Get on the path.
836	00:40:22,400	00:40:23,900	You ok?	You ok?
837	00:40:24,000	00:40:25,000	Ok, basket.	Ok, basket.
838	00:40:25,100	00:40:28,100	Put it in the basket. Put it in the basket.	Put it in the basket. Put it in the basket.
839	00:40:28,200	00:40:29,900	- You know what I'm learning? The guy's a chump.	- You know what I'm learning? The guy's a chump.
840	00:40:30,000	00:40:31,500	Yeah.	Yeah.
841	00:40:31,600	00:40:34,200	- Wow, 'Fault'. - There it is. That's it.	- Wow, 'Fault'. - There it is. That's it.
842	00:40:34,300	00:40:36,200	That's it. That's it. We got it now.	That's it. That's it. We got it now.
843	00:40:36,300	00:40:38,000	Hey, I look good now, don't I?	Hey, I look good now, don't I?
844	00:40:38,100	00:40:40,100	Here we go.	Here we go.
845	00:40:42,200	00:40:44,000	Put it in the basket.	Put it in the basket.
846	00:40:44,100	00:40:47,300	- In the basket. - Take a shot, chief.	- In the basket. - Take a shot, chief.
847	00:40:51,800	00:40:53,800	- Sorry, guys. - Did you see that?	- Sorry, guys. - Did you see that?
848	00:40:53,900	00:40:55,900	Probably not allowed to just stuff it in like that.	Probably not allowed to just stuff it in like that.
849	00:40:56,000	00:40:57,400	- He dunks the ball. - Sorry. Sorry.	- He dunks the ball. - Sorry. Sorry.
850	00:40:57,500	00:40:59,700	He dunks the ball...	He dunks the ball...
851	00:40:59,800	00:41:02,200	That was awesome. You can dunk.	That was awesome. You can dunk.
852	00:41:02,300	00:41:04,600	He can dunk. That is awesome.	He can dunk. That is awesome.
853	00:41:04,700	00:41:06,400	If that's allowed, why don't you guys all do it?	If that's allowed, why don't you guys all do it?
854	00:41:06,500	00:41:09,200	If we could, we would. Right?	If we could, we would. Right?
855	00:41:09,300	00:41:11,300	- Play? - Guys.	- Play? - Guys.
856	00:41:12,000	00:41:14,000	- No. - Yeah.	- No. - Yeah.
857	00:41:25,300	00:41:27,300	- Score. - Yeah.	- Score. - Yeah.
858	00:41:32,900	00:41:35,400	- Yes. - Good game, yeah, good game.	- Yes. - Good game, yeah, good game.
859	00:41:35,500	00:41:36,900	My brother.	My brother.
860	00:41:37,000	00:41:38,900	- Looks like you're getting more competition..	- Looks like you're getting more competition..
861	00:41:39,000	00:41:39,700	I know, I know...	I know, I know...
862	00:41:39,800	00:41:42,300	I love this guy.	I love this guy.
863	00:41:57,000	00:41:59,100	Shit.	Shit.
864	00:41:59,400	00:42:00,900	- You alright? - Yeah.	- You alright? - Yeah.
865	00:42:01,000	00:42:03,000	What happening?	What happening?
866	00:42:03,500	00:42:06,700	My boy's got mad cow disease.	My boy's got mad cow disease.
867	00:42:08,400	00:42:10,000	We have got to get some dirt on this guy.	We have got to get some dirt on this guy.
868	00:42:10,100	00:42:11,900	I got a guy I use when a spouse...	I got a guy I use when a spouse...
869	00:42:12,000	00:42:13,000	suspect infidelity.	suspect infidelity.
870	00:42:13,100	00:42:14,900	Everybody's got skeletons in the closet.	Everybody's got skeletons in the closet.
871	00:42:15,000	00:42:16,000	Nobody is squeaky-clean,	Nobody is squeaky-clean,
872	00:42:16,100	00:42:17,100	- and my guy's the best.	- and my guy's the best.
873	00:42:17,200	00:42:18,700	I don't know, it just seems so cheap.	I don't know, it just seems so cheap.
874	00:42:18,800	00:42:20,300	Don't worry, I'll charge you double...	Don't worry, I'll charge you double...
875	00:42:20,400	00:42:21,200	because you're rich.	because you're rich.
876	00:42:21,300	00:42:22,800	I mean, it's a cheap thing to do.	I mean, it's a cheap thing to do.
877	00:42:22,900	00:42:24,500	- He play's cheap, you gotta match that.	- He play's cheap, you gotta match that.
878	00:42:24,600	00:42:25,600	How does Colin play cheep?	How does Colin play cheep?
879	00:42:25,700	00:42:27,800	That whole thing with Hannah, being Scottish.	That whole thing with Hannah, being Scottish.
880	00:42:27,900	00:42:29,900	Making her fall in love with him in Scotland.	Making her fall in love with him in Scotland.
881	00:42:30,000	00:42:33,100	That 'monster thing' of his.	That 'monster thing' of his.
882	00:42:33,500	00:42:35,900	Fine. Get the dirt.	Fine. Get the dirt.
883	00:42:39,400	00:42:41,500	That's cool.	That's cool.
884	00:42:41,600	00:42:45,200	Van Wyck Expressway Kennedy Airport 1.5 mile	Van Wyck Expressway Kennedy Airport 1.5 mile
885	00:42:54,300	00:42:56,600	What's he gonna do, eat her?	What's he gonna do, eat her?
886	00:42:57,400	00:43:00,900	Come on, come on. Take a breath. Take a...	Come on, come on. Take a breath. Take a...
887	00:43:06,300	00:43:08,300	Thanks, Tom.	Thanks, Tom.
888	00:43:08,400	00:43:12,700	- Yeah, have a great flight. - Right. Thanks, mate.	- Yeah, have a great flight. - Right. Thanks, mate.
889	00:43:14,000	00:43:16,400	Come on...	Come on...
890	00:43:20,200	00:43:21,800	- I love you, Colin. - Bye.	- I love you, Colin. - Bye.
891	00:43:21,900	00:43:23,900	Bye.	Bye.
892	00:43:27,300	00:43:31,600	- Yeah... - My God.	- Yeah... - My God.
893	00:43:31,900	00:43:35,000	- Need some chap stick? - Yeah...	- Need some chap stick? - Yeah...
894	00:43:35,100	00:43:36,900	So... What church should we go to?	So... What church should we go to?
895	00:43:37,000	00:43:39,000	Grace's Church.	Grace's Church.
896	00:43:48,200	00:43:50,600	Thank you so much for coming with me to meet the reverend.	Thank you so much for coming with me to meet the reverend.
897	00:43:50,700	00:43:52,800	- No problem. - He is the sweetest man...	- No problem. - He is the sweetest man...
898	00:43:52,900	00:43:53,900	- Yeah? - Yeah.	- Yeah? - Yeah.
899	00:43:54,000	00:43:55,900	He married my parents and insisted...	He married my parents and insisted...
900	00:43:56,000	00:43:58,000	on coming to Scotland to do my wedding.	on coming to Scotland to do my wedding.
901	00:43:58,100	00:44:00,200	Why didn't Colin stay and do this with you?	Why didn't Colin stay and do this with you?
902	00:44:00,300	00:44:01,400	It was more important for him...	It was more important for him...
903	00:44:01,500	00:44:02,800	to go back to Scotland to partition	to go back to Scotland to partition
904	00:44:02,900	00:44:03,800	The Grand Council...	The Grand Council...
905	00:44:03,900	00:44:05,400	so Colin and I could get married.	so Colin and I could get married.
906	00:44:05,500	00:44:07,300	I don't know. Grand? What does that mean?	I don't know. Grand? What does that mean?
907	00:44:07,400	00:44:09,700	I'm not Scottish and his family...	I'm not Scottish and his family...
908	00:44:09,800	00:44:10,800	is kind of...	is kind of...
909	00:44:10,900	00:44:11,800	What?	What?
910	00:44:11,900	00:44:13,600	Royalty.	Royalty.
911	00:44:13,700	00:44:15,500	Royalty?	Royalty?
912	00:44:15,600	00:44:20,000	- Royalty? Is he like a King? - No.. No, he's a Duke.	- Royalty? Is he like a King? - No.. No, he's a Duke.
913	00:44:22,700	00:44:24,700	A Duke?	A Duke?
914	00:44:30,000	00:44:33,000	- Hannah, darling. - Reverend Foote.	- Hannah, darling. - Reverend Foote.
915	00:44:33,900	00:44:35,600	And this must be the lucky young man...	And this must be the lucky young man...
916	00:44:35,700	00:44:37,400	who is marrying our beautiful Hannah.	who is marrying our beautiful Hannah.
917	00:44:37,500	00:44:38,700	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
918	00:44:38,800	00:44:40,100	- I'm not marrying him - No...	- I'm not marrying him - No...
919	00:44:40,200	00:44:42,900	This is Tom, my 'Maid Of Honor'.	This is Tom, my 'Maid Of Honor'.
920	00:44:43,800	00:44:45,800	- Maid of Honor? - Yes.	- Maid of Honor? - Yes.
921	00:44:45,900	00:44:47,700	How about that...	How about that...
922	00:44:47,800	00:44:52,000	We have many gay and lesbian members of the congregation.	We have many gay and lesbian members of the congregation.
923	00:44:52,100	00:44:54,100	Welcome.	Welcome.
924	00:45:02,700	00:45:05,600	- Thank you. - Thank you, Reverend.	- Thank you. - Thank you, Reverend.
925	00:45:10,500	00:45:11,700	So...	So...
926	00:45:11,800	00:45:13,400	- Let's talk about the wedding.	- Let's talk about the wedding.
927	00:45:13,500	00:45:13,800	Okay.	Okay.
928	00:45:13,900	00:45:16,500	I need to get some details about you and...	I need to get some details about you and...
929	00:45:16,600	00:45:18,600	- Colin. - Colin, yes.	- Colin. - Colin, yes.
930	00:45:19,000	00:45:21,100	I want to work it in to the ceremony.	I want to work it in to the ceremony.
931	00:45:21,200	00:45:24,000	Okay. It was such a whirl wind. Really...	Okay. It was such a whirl wind. Really...
932	00:45:24,100	00:45:27,100	Yes, enlighten me. Tell me about it.	Yes, enlighten me. Tell me about it.
933	00:45:28,900	00:45:30,900	Hannah, darling.	Hannah, darling.
934	00:45:31,000	00:45:32,500	Hannah, I think it's important...	Hannah, I think it's important...
935	00:45:32,600	00:45:34,000	to dig deep her for the vows...	to dig deep her for the vows...
936	00:45:34,100	00:45:36,700	and tell the Reverend all you know about Colin.	and tell the Reverend all you know about Colin.
937	00:45:36,800	00:45:38,600	- All that you love about him. - Okay.	- All that you love about him. - Okay.
938	00:45:38,700	00:45:39,700	And not just the obvious stuff,	And not just the obvious stuff,
939	00:45:39,800	00:45:41,700	but those unique characteristics...	but those unique characteristics...
940	00:45:41,800	00:45:42,800	that are Colin.	that are Colin.
941	00:45:42,900	00:45:47,600	Those things that make you laugh and say...	Those things that make you laugh and say...
942	00:45:47,700	00:45:49,700	'That's so Colin'.	'That's so Colin'.
943	00:45:51,700	00:45:52,600	Right...	Right...
944	00:45:52,700	00:45:55,100	And then, maybe you could get some...	And then, maybe you could get some...
945	00:45:55,200	00:45:56,800	information from Colin...	information from Colin...
946	00:45:56,900	00:45:59,300	and emphasize their unique bond,	and emphasize their unique bond,
947	00:45:59,400	00:46:01,000	their shared history.	their shared history.
948	00:46:01,100	00:46:03,100	Off course.	Off course.
949	00:46:03,500	00:46:05,700	We could talk about love at first sight.	We could talk about love at first sight.
950	00:46:05,800	00:46:08,800	Well, that's always a crowd pleaser, but...	Well, that's always a crowd pleaser, but...
951	00:46:08,900	00:46:10,700	Hannah... Elaborate...	Hannah... Elaborate...
952	00:46:10,800	00:46:14,800	Tell me more about him. How you feel about him.	Tell me more about him. How you feel about him.
953	00:46:20,700	00:46:22,100	Where did you meet?	Where did you meet?
954	00:46:22,200	00:46:24,700	- In Scotland... - Modigliani.	- In Scotland... - Modigliani.
955	00:46:25,000	00:46:26,200	Your first summer in New York City,	Your first summer in New York City,
956	00:46:26,300	00:46:27,900	you were dating a guy who worked on Wall Street...	you were dating a guy who worked on Wall Street...
957	00:46:28,000	00:46:29,100	and he asked you to move in...	and he asked you to move in...
958	00:46:29,200	00:46:30,500	with him and you weren't quite sure...	with him and you weren't quite sure...
959	00:46:30,600	00:46:31,700	And it was right around that time...	And it was right around that time...
960	00:46:31,800	00:46:32,900	that you 'discovered' Modigliani...	that you 'discovered' Modigliani...
961	00:46:33,000	00:46:34,800	And became obsessed with this painting...	And became obsessed with this painting...
962	00:46:34,900	00:46:38,500	of this woman who had this blue scarf on, holding a baby.	of this woman who had this blue scarf on, holding a baby.
963	00:46:38,600	00:46:39,400	And Hannah said: 'That...	And Hannah said: 'That...
964	00:46:39,500	00:46:40,500	painting captured the essence...	painting captured the essence...
965	00:46:40,600	00:46:42,800	of that woman better than any photograph'.	of that woman better than any photograph'.
966	00:46:42,900	00:46:45,100	I can't believe you can remember that.	I can't believe you can remember that.
967	00:46:45,200	00:46:46,300	I also remembered that she...	I also remembered that she...
968	00:46:46,400	00:46:48,000	freaked, because she said she felt more...	freaked, because she said she felt more...
969	00:46:48,100	00:46:49,500	passionate about that painting...	passionate about that painting...
970	00:46:49,600	00:46:51,100	than she did but 'Mr. Wall Street'...	than she did but 'Mr. Wall Street'...
971	00:46:51,200	00:46:52,800	And she wondered if she could ever meet somebody...	And she wondered if she could ever meet somebody...
972	00:46:52,900	00:46:54,400	that could make her feel this...	that could make her feel this...
973	00:46:54,500	00:46:56,000	passionate as that work of art.	passionate as that work of art.
974	00:46:56,100	00:46:58,100	That's good.	That's good.
975	00:46:58,100	00:46:59,800	That's good.	That's good.
976	00:46:59,900	00:47:01,800	Modigliani.	Modigliani.
977	00:47:01,900	00:47:04,900	Now I know why you picked him to be 'Maid of Honor'.	Now I know why you picked him to be 'Maid of Honor'.
978	00:47:05,000	00:47:07,000	Yes...	Yes...
979	00:47:09,100	00:47:10,600	Come on. Who's ready to lose some...	Come on. Who's ready to lose some...
980	00:47:10,700	00:47:12,500	money tonight. Because I'm feeling lucky.	money tonight. Because I'm feeling lucky.
981	00:47:12,600	00:47:13,600	You guys are late. How you doing?	You guys are late. How you doing?
982	00:47:13,700	00:47:14,600	- How you holding up, champ? - Stressed.	- How you holding up, champ? - Stressed.
983	00:47:14,700	00:47:16,700	What the hell is this?	What the hell is this?
984	00:47:17,300	00:47:18,400	- Hannah's shower's in the morning.	- Hannah's shower's in the morning.
985	00:47:18,500	00:47:19,400	Well where are we gonna play?	Well where are we gonna play?
986	00:47:19,500	00:47:21,400	We're not gonna play until these baskets get done,	We're not gonna play until these baskets get done,
987	00:47:21,500	00:47:22,600	and everything else gets done.	and everything else gets done.
988	00:47:22,700	00:47:26,100	- What about this party mix? - That's 'pot-pourri'.	- What about this party mix? - That's 'pot-pourri'.
989	00:47:26,200	00:47:27,600	This is perfect...	This is perfect...
990	00:47:27,700	00:47:28,700	- Come on Felix, take that off...	- Come on Felix, take that off...
991	00:47:28,800	00:47:29,800	Have you ever had one of these?	Have you ever had one of these?
992	00:47:29,900	00:47:31,400	- That's funny... - You can't even see.	- That's funny... - You can't even see.
993	00:47:31,500	00:47:32,800	You'll have to, to sleep with you...	You'll have to, to sleep with you...
994	00:47:32,900	00:47:34,500	- Take this. - You could be like blinded.	- Take this. - You could be like blinded.
995	00:47:34,600	00:47:37,300	No, I'm not playing with baskets.	No, I'm not playing with baskets.
996	00:47:37,400	00:47:39,400	It's poker night.	It's poker night.
997	00:47:40,800	00:47:42,500	You put 'Bayberry' with 'Serenity'.	You put 'Bayberry' with 'Serenity'.
998	00:47:42,600	00:47:44,200	- You don't like? - No, it's interesting.	- You don't like? - No, it's interesting.
999	00:47:44,300	00:47:45,300	Just thought it was obvious that...	Just thought it was obvious that...
1000	00:47:45,400	00:47:46,600	'Bayberry' worked best with 'Harmony'.	'Bayberry' worked best with 'Harmony'.
1001	00:47:46,700	00:47:49,500	Really? I've been putting 'Bayberry'...	Really? I've been putting 'Bayberry'...
1002	00:47:49,600	00:47:51,400	with 'Tahitian Sunrise'.	with 'Tahitian Sunrise'.
1003	00:47:51,500	00:47:53,200	- That I like. That's Zen. - Yeah.	- That I like. That's Zen. - Yeah.
1004	00:47:53,300	00:47:54,700	You know what I like? I like how...	You know what I like? I like how...
1005	00:47:54,800	00:47:56,400	you put the bat ball right in the center.	you put the bat ball right in the center.
1006	00:47:56,500	00:47:58,200	I like that so much that I'm gonna...	I like that so much that I'm gonna...
1007	00:47:58,300	00:48:00,100	see you ball and raise you another ball.	see you ball and raise you another ball.
1008	00:48:00,200	00:48:00,700	That's a good idea.	That's a good idea.
1009	00:48:00,800	00:48:01,900	We should definitely have 2 balls...	We should definitely have 2 balls...
1010	00:48:02,000	00:48:03,900	- Yeah. Do another ball. - Hey, Dennis...	- Yeah. Do another ball. - Hey, Dennis...
1011	00:48:04,000	00:48:05,800	Come and curl some ribbon.	Come and curl some ribbon.
1012	00:48:05,900	00:48:07,900	I can feel my sperm dying inside...	I can feel my sperm dying inside...
1013	00:48:08,000	00:48:09,200	of me, one at a time.	of me, one at a time.
1014	00:48:09,300	00:48:11,200	Shut up and grab a basket. Come on, it's fun.	Shut up and grab a basket. Come on, it's fun.
1015	00:48:11,300	00:48:13,500	I'm going to a strip club to eat some meat.	I'm going to a strip club to eat some meat.
1016	00:48:13,600	00:48:16,200	Then I'm gonna get into a fight.	Then I'm gonna get into a fight.
1017	00:48:16,300	00:48:18,000	Call me when you find your balls, Tom.	Call me when you find your balls, Tom.
1018	00:48:18,100	00:48:19,000	Alright, tuff guy.	Alright, tuff guy.
1019	00:48:19,100	00:48:21,400	Or maybe they're in the basket,	Or maybe they're in the basket,
1020	00:48:21,500	00:48:23,700	next to the 'Tahitian Sunrise'.	next to the 'Tahitian Sunrise'.
1021	00:48:23,800	00:48:26,400	Someone's afraid of his feminine side...	Someone's afraid of his feminine side...
1022	00:48:26,500	00:48:28,800	Look at that... Nice job with the fluffing.	Look at that... Nice job with the fluffing.
1023	00:48:28,900	00:48:30,000	Look at that.	Look at that.
1024	00:48:30,100	00:48:32,100	- Perfect. Perfect. - What is that, my friends.	- Perfect. Perfect. - What is that, my friends.
1025	00:48:32,200	00:48:33,400	- Look at us. - Come on.	- Look at us. - Come on.
1026	00:48:33,500	00:48:36,000	- Can't lose. - Good work, huh?	- Can't lose. - Good work, huh?
1027	00:48:38,700	00:48:41,600	Hello ladies. You look lovely today.	Hello ladies. You look lovely today.
1028	00:48:41,700	00:48:43,300	- Tom. - Oh, Hillary. How are you?	- Tom. - Oh, Hillary. How are you?
1029	00:48:43,400	00:48:45,900	Good. Everything looks wonderful.	Good. Everything looks wonderful.
1030	00:48:46,000	00:48:47,600	This is the best shower I've ever been to.	This is the best shower I've ever been to.
1031	00:48:47,700	00:48:48,900	Really? You think so?	Really? You think so?
1032	00:48:49,000	00:48:49,800	You know what, Hillary?	You know what, Hillary?
1033	00:48:49,900	00:48:51,100	You should really eat something.	You should really eat something.
1034	00:48:51,200	00:48:53,500	No, Tom. I'm fine.	No, Tom. I'm fine.
1035	00:48:57,400	00:48:59,200	Fine. I'm okay.	Fine. I'm okay.
1036	00:48:59,300	00:49:00,600	What you ladies would go...	What you ladies would go...
1037	00:49:00,700	00:49:02,200	through to fit in to a dress...	through to fit in to a dress...
1038	00:49:02,300	00:49:04,000	This pretty much blows your rule out of...	This pretty much blows your rule out of...
1039	00:49:04,100	00:49:06,000	the water about no women allowed at your place.	the water about no women allowed at your place.
1040	00:49:06,100	00:49:06,800	What good is a rule if you...	What good is a rule if you...
1041	00:49:06,900	00:49:07,600	don't break it every now and then?	don't break it every now and then?
1042	00:49:07,700	00:49:10,200	I'm very, very impressed Thank you.	I'm very, very impressed Thank you.
1043	00:49:10,300	00:49:12,300	Listen to that.	Listen to that.
1044	00:49:12,500	00:49:15,700	Gay Gordon's party remix, just for you.	Gay Gordon's party remix, just for you.
1045	00:49:17,500	00:49:19,200	Hear the horn.	Hear the horn.
1046	00:49:19,300	00:49:20,700	- It's good isn't it? - No.	- It's good isn't it? - No.
1047	00:49:20,800	00:49:22,800	Let me turn it up there... It's...	Let me turn it up there... It's...
1048	00:49:22,900	00:49:24,500	- It's a little loud... - What?	- It's a little loud... - What?
1049	00:49:24,600	00:49:27,600	- It's a little loud. - Okay. There you go.	- It's a little loud. - Okay. There you go.
1050	00:49:27,700	00:49:29,600	Look at this. Try this. Haggis pink.	Look at this. Try this. Haggis pink.
1051	00:49:29,700	00:49:32,400	It's pepper, cheese, chopped up baby...	It's pepper, cheese, chopped up baby...
1052	00:49:32,500	00:49:34,900	lamb lung, and cow pituitary gland.	lamb lung, and cow pituitary gland.
1053	00:49:35,000	00:49:35,700	- How are you? - ...	- How are you? - ...
1054	00:49:35,800	00:49:39,700	It's a Scottish delicacy. Colin recommended it.	It's a Scottish delicacy. Colin recommended it.
1055	00:49:41,400	00:49:43,300	Ladies, ladies. Look...	Ladies, ladies. Look...
1056	00:49:43,400	00:49:45,800	What just came, for Hannah.	What just came, for Hannah.
1057	00:49:47,500	00:49:49,700	It's from Colin, everyone.	It's from Colin, everyone.
1058	00:49:51,200	00:49:53,600	Oh wait. There's a card. There's a card, a card...	Oh wait. There's a card. There's a card, a card...
1059	00:49:53,700	00:49:55,700	For: 'Hannah'.	For: 'Hannah'.
1060	00:49:55,900	00:49:58,600	'Hannah, my love, this is the extremely...	'Hannah, my love, this is the extremely...
1061	00:49:58,700	00:50:00,900	rare Scottish floral bud thistle'.	rare Scottish floral bud thistle'.
1062	00:50:01,000	00:50:01,900	Thistle?	Thistle?
1063	00:50:02,000	00:50:05,100	'They only bloom for 4 hours before they die'.	'They only bloom for 4 hours before they die'.
1064	00:50:05,200	00:50:08,200	He must have timed this out perfectly...	He must have timed this out perfectly...
1065	00:50:08,300	00:50:09,600	Oh my gosh, when we first met,	Oh my gosh, when we first met,
1066	00:50:09,700	00:50:11,300	Colin promised that he would roam...	Colin promised that he would roam...
1067	00:50:11,400	00:50:15,000	at the countryside to find me one, and he did.	at the countryside to find me one, and he did.
1068	00:50:15,100	00:50:17,500	Sweetheart, that's the most romantic...	Sweetheart, that's the most romantic...
1069	00:50:17,600	00:50:18,700	thing I ever heard.	thing I ever heard.
1070	00:50:18,800	00:50:20,100	Thanks mom.	Thanks mom.
1071	00:50:20,200	00:50:22,200	Joan, good to see you. It's been too long.	Joan, good to see you. It's been too long.
1072	00:50:22,300	00:50:24,100	Easter, wasn't it?	Easter, wasn't it?
1073	00:50:24,200	00:50:27,300	Yes. You slept with our maid.	Yes. You slept with our maid.
1074	00:50:27,400	00:50:27,900	She told you?	She told you?
1075	00:50:28,000	00:50:29,500	I didn't know she spoke English.	I didn't know she spoke English.
1076	00:50:29,600	00:50:30,500	Yes...	Yes...
1077	00:50:30,600	00:50:32,700	This is grandma Pearl. You remember Tom?	This is grandma Pearl. You remember Tom?
1078	00:50:32,800	00:50:36,600	- How are you? - Oh, yes, the fornicator.	- How are you? - Oh, yes, the fornicator.
1079	00:50:37,900	00:50:39,700	That's right.	That's right.
1080	00:50:39,800	00:50:42,700	- Okay... - Tom, this is awesome.	- Okay... - Tom, this is awesome.
1081	00:50:42,800	00:50:44,700	- It's great. - Good. Thank you.	- It's great. - Good. Thank you.
1082	00:50:44,800	00:50:46,400	This is even better than my sister's shower.	This is even better than my sister's shower.
1083	00:50:46,500	00:50:47,700	- Oh, really? - Ahem...	- Oh, really? - Ahem...
1084	00:50:47,800	00:50:48,900	Everything seems to be doing well. Yes?	Everything seems to be doing well. Yes?
1085	00:50:49,000	00:50:50,400	Sharon would like to know where to set up.	Sharon would like to know where to set up.
1086	00:50:50,500	00:50:52,700	- Who? - The entertainment...	- Who? - The entertainment...
1087	00:50:52,800	00:50:57,300	Ah, yes... I mean good. She should set up over there.	Ah, yes... I mean good. She should set up over there.
1088	00:50:57,300	00:51:00,000	Hello everybody. Hi, I'm Sharon.	Hello everybody. Hi, I'm Sharon.
1089	00:51:00,000	00:51:01,600	Good to see you all.	Good to see you all.
1090	00:51:01,700	00:51:03,900	Yeah, come on, right down the front.	Yeah, come on, right down the front.
1091	00:51:04,000	00:51:05,900	This was my idea, you know?	This was my idea, you know?
1092	00:51:06,000	00:51:07,200	I know how much you loved her from	I know how much you loved her from
1093	00:51:07,300	00:51:08,400	Stephanie's sister's shower...	Stephanie's sister's shower...
1094	00:51:08,500	00:51:09,900	Before we start, I would like for us...	Before we start, I would like for us...
1095	00:51:10,000	00:51:11,000	all to take in a deep breath...	all to take in a deep breath...
1096	00:51:11,100	00:51:13,400	She wasn't at the shower...	She wasn't at the shower...
1097	00:51:13,700	00:51:14,900	- She wasn't? - No.	- She wasn't? - No.
1098	00:51:15,000	00:51:16,200	- And now exhale slowly... - Really?	- And now exhale slowly... - Really?
1099	00:51:16,300	00:51:17,700	Good job.	Good job.
1100	00:51:17,800	00:51:20,700	It's very important to reset our third eye.	It's very important to reset our third eye.
1101	00:51:20,800	00:51:22,200	And connect to...	And connect to...
1102	00:51:22,300	00:51:24,800	the primal inside of ourselves.	the primal inside of ourselves.
1103	00:51:24,800	00:51:27,000	Before I present the pleasure aids.	Before I present the pleasure aids.
1104	00:51:27,100	00:51:28,500	Pleasure aids?	Pleasure aids?
1105	00:51:28,600	00:51:29,900	Now...	Now...
1106	00:51:30,000	00:51:33,100	These pleasures are best used when...	These pleasures are best used when...
1107	00:51:33,100	00:51:35,300	in tantric meditative state.	in tantric meditative state.
1108	00:51:35,400	00:51:38,100	And today, I'm going to show you ladies...	And today, I'm going to show you ladies...
1109	00:51:38,200	00:51:40,700	how to reach your optimal sacred Chakra.	how to reach your optimal sacred Chakra.
1110	00:51:40,800	00:51:43,100	All of these aids are for sale, ladies.	All of these aids are for sale, ladies.
1111	00:51:43,200	00:51:47,600	And look what we have here... Edible panties.	And look what we have here... Edible panties.
1112	00:51:47,700	00:51:50,000	You look hungry. Try to snack on these.	You look hungry. Try to snack on these.
1113	00:51:50,100	00:51:52,100	There you go.	There you go.
1114	00:51:52,100	00:51:53,800	Now ladies, what pleasure...	Now ladies, what pleasure...
1115	00:51:53,900	00:51:55,800	party would be complete without...	party would be complete without...
1116	00:51:55,900	00:51:58,300	Glow-in-the-dark thunder beads?	Glow-in-the-dark thunder beads?
1117	00:51:58,400	00:52:00,200	These are terrific. And for you ladies, today...	These are terrific. And for you ladies, today...
1118	00:52:00,300	00:52:01,700	Two for one.	Two for one.
1119	00:52:01,800	00:52:03,200	Okay?	Okay?
1120	00:52:03,300	00:52:06,700	There you go. Wanna try this out, princess?	There you go. Wanna try this out, princess?
1121	00:52:06,800	00:52:08,800	Where do these go?	Where do these go?
1122	00:52:11,500	00:52:14,200	From casual writing to evening wear.	From casual writing to evening wear.
1123	00:52:14,300	00:52:15,300	Gorgeous.	Gorgeous.
1124	00:52:15,400	00:52:17,500	Why don't you keep those?	Why don't you keep those?
1125	00:52:18,500	00:52:20,900	And they match your ear rings.	And they match your ear rings.
1126	00:52:31,700	00:52:33,700	Hannah, are you okay?	Hannah, are you okay?
1127	00:52:35,800	00:52:37,500	You know that I've dreamt of my wedding shower,	You know that I've dreamt of my wedding shower,
1128	00:52:37,600	00:52:39,200	ever since I was 10 years old?	ever since I was 10 years old?
1129	00:52:39,300	00:52:40,200	No...	No...
1130	00:52:40,300	00:52:41,700	Strangely enough, the image...	Strangely enough, the image...
1131	00:52:41,800	00:52:43,100	of my grand mom, pearl drape...	of my grand mom, pearl drape...
1132	00:52:43,200	00:52:44,500	and glow-in-the-dark thunder beads...	and glow-in-the-dark thunder beads...
1133	00:52:44,600	00:52:45,200	wasn't part of it.	wasn't part of it.
1134	00:52:45,300	00:52:47,300	It's not funny, Tom.	It's not funny, Tom.
1135	00:52:48,400	00:52:51,800	Do you have any idea how important this is to me?	Do you have any idea how important this is to me?
1136	00:52:51,900	00:52:55,800	The Gay Gordon, pink Haggis, Dildo-sales woman?	The Gay Gordon, pink Haggis, Dildo-sales woman?
1137	00:52:56,200	00:52:58,300	Just understand something, Melissa set me up.	Just understand something, Melissa set me up.
1138	00:52:58,400	00:53:02,100	Oh please. There's always an excuse with you.	Oh please. There's always an excuse with you.
1139	00:53:02,300	00:53:03,500	I never even should have asked...	I never even should have asked...
1140	00:53:03,600	00:53:04,900	you to do this in the first place.	you to do this in the first place.
1141	00:53:05,000	00:53:06,000	You don't even believe in marriage...	You don't even believe in marriage...
1142	00:53:06,100	00:53:06,600	for Christ sake...	for Christ sake...
1143	00:53:06,700	00:53:08,700	You know, I might.	You know, I might.
1144	00:53:11,600	00:53:13,600	I gotta get back.	I gotta get back.
1145	00:53:26,600	00:53:27,900	Melissa's pretty good.	Melissa's pretty good.
1146	00:53:28,000	00:53:29,600	Look, the whole goal here was to...	Look, the whole goal here was to...
1147	00:53:29,700	00:53:31,300	convince Hannah that I've grown up,	convince Hannah that I've grown up,
1148	00:53:31,400	00:53:34,100	and that she doesn't know anything about Colin...	and that she doesn't know anything about Colin...
1149	00:53:34,200	00:53:36,700	That I'm the right man for her.	That I'm the right man for her.
1150	00:53:36,800	00:53:38,800	That did not happen.	That did not happen.
1151	00:53:39,500	00:53:42,900	Stella. No, baby. Don't eat buttons, okay?	Stella. No, baby. Don't eat buttons, okay?
1152	00:53:43,400	00:53:45,900	Yeah, but your still the Maid of Honor, right Tom?	Yeah, but your still the Maid of Honor, right Tom?
1153	00:53:46,000	00:53:47,600	I don't know. I think she might have fired me.	I don't know. I think she might have fired me.
1154	00:53:47,700	00:53:48,400	How does somebody...	How does somebody...
1155	00:53:48,500	00:53:49,800	get fired from being Maid of Honor?	get fired from being Maid of Honor?
1156	00:53:49,900	00:53:51,300	Tell me about it.	Tell me about it.
1157	00:53:51,400	00:53:53,300	- You know what? I got an idea.	- You know what? I got an idea.
1158	00:53:53,400	00:53:53,600	Okay.	Okay.
1159	00:53:53,700	00:53:55,600	To prove to Hannah that you're the only man for her,	To prove to Hannah that you're the only man for her,
1160	00:53:55,700	00:53:57,800	we have to make you the best Made of Honor, ever.	we have to make you the best Made of Honor, ever.
1161	00:53:57,900	00:53:59,300	Right.	Right.
1162	00:53:59,400	00:54:01,000	- I'm out of loss. Completely stunned.	- I'm out of loss. Completely stunned.
1163	00:54:01,100	00:54:01,300	Great.	Great.
1164	00:54:01,400	00:54:02,800	My guy couldn't find any dirt on Colin.	My guy couldn't find any dirt on Colin.
1165	00:54:02,900	00:54:04,800	This has never happened. This guy's clean.	This has never happened. This guy's clean.
1166	00:54:04,900	00:54:05,700	Glad that happened to me.	Glad that happened to me.
1167	00:54:05,800	00:54:07,400	You know, he's got 3 Guinness world records?	You know, he's got 3 Guinness world records?
1168	00:54:07,500	00:54:07,800	- Cool.	- Cool.
1169	00:54:07,900	00:54:09,100	We don't need to know that...	We don't need to know that...
1170	00:54:09,200	00:54:11,000	He's actually got a Medal of Honor.	He's actually got a Medal of Honor.
1171	00:54:11,100	00:54:15,000	That's funny, because we got the Made of Honor.	That's funny, because we got the Made of Honor.
1172	00:54:16,400	00:54:17,700	Let's stay focused.	Let's stay focused.
1173	00:54:17,800	00:54:19,400	Look, the point is, we're not gonna...	Look, the point is, we're not gonna...
1174	00:54:19,500	00:54:20,300	get her off this guy.	get her off this guy.
1175	00:54:20,400	00:54:22,600	Yeah, so we need to make this not about Colin.	Yeah, so we need to make this not about Colin.
1176	00:54:22,700	00:54:24,000	Yeah, we need to make it about you.	Yeah, we need to make it about you.
1177	00:54:24,100	00:54:25,500	- Good... - You gotta show her	- Good... - You gotta show her
1178	00:54:25,600	00:54:27,000	That you're growing up... - Finally...	That you're growing up... - Finally...
1179	00:54:27,100	00:54:29,000	I am changing. I am growing up.	I am changing. I am growing up.
1180	00:54:29,100	00:54:31,100	- Good.. Then this should be easy for you.	- Good.. Then this should be easy for you.
1181	00:54:31,200	00:54:31,500	Great...	Great...
1182	00:54:31,600	00:54:33,400	These are bridal magazines from...	These are bridal magazines from...
1183	00:54:33,500	00:54:34,900	18 different countries...	18 different countries...
1184	00:54:35,000	00:54:36,300	each with a feature article on...	each with a feature article on...
1185	00:54:36,400	00:54:37,800	the duties of being the Maid of Honor.	the duties of being the Maid of Honor.
1186	00:54:37,900	00:54:39,800	Perfect.'�ber Bride'...	Perfect.'�ber Bride'...
1187	00:54:39,900	00:54:41,800	I got these guys in Bangalore that we're...	I got these guys in Bangalore that we're...
1188	00:54:41,900	00:54:44,000	outsource to, they translated them over night.	outsource to, they translated them over night.
1189	00:54:44,100	00:54:44,500	- Great.	- Great.
1190	00:54:44,600	00:54:46,400	Nice 'appetizers' there, Gary...	Nice 'appetizers' there, Gary...
1191	00:54:46,500	00:54:48,200	- Here's the 'Main course' - What have you got for me?	- Here's the 'Main course' - What have you got for me?
1192	00:54:48,300	00:54:50,100	My wife Deb is a A-type personality,	My wife Deb is a A-type personality,
1193	00:54:50,200	00:54:51,900	she has to do everything perfect.	she has to do everything perfect.
1194	00:54:52,000	00:54:53,100	- Sure... - Love her...	- Sure... - Love her...
1195	00:54:53,200	00:54:54,100	- Hate that about her. - Right.	- Hate that about her. - Right.
1196	00:54:54,200	00:54:55,600	Anyway, she rented this when...	Anyway, she rented this when...
1197	00:54:55,700	00:54:57,400	she was gonna be the Maid Of Honor...	she was gonna be the Maid Of Honor...
1198	00:54:57,500	00:54:59,200	for her yoga teacher.	for her yoga teacher.
1199	00:54:59,300	00:55:03,000	This is 'the goods'. You're gonna be wow-ed.	This is 'the goods'. You're gonna be wow-ed.
1200	00:55:03,800	00:55:05,800	12 Steps Down The Aisle	12 Steps Down The Aisle
1201	00:55:10,600	00:55:13,300	Hi, I'm Elisabeth Hasselbeck and I'm just so thrilled...	Hi, I'm Elisabeth Hasselbeck and I'm just so thrilled...
1202	00:55:13,400	00:55:14,900	you've purchased this program.	you've purchased this program.
1203	00:55:15,000	00:55:15,900	And I'm proud of you...	And I'm proud of you...
1204	00:55:16,000	00:55:18,300	Because it shows that you're not happy being just...	Because it shows that you're not happy being just...
1205	00:55:18,400	00:55:20,200	an ordinary friend and loved one.	an ordinary friend and loved one.
1206	00:55:20,300	00:55:23,100	No. You and I are gonna work together...	No. You and I are gonna work together...
1207	00:55:23,200	00:55:25,800	to make you the perfect Maid of Honor.	to make you the perfect Maid of Honor.
1208	00:55:25,900	00:55:27,200	When we're through, you'll know...	When we're through, you'll know...
1209	00:55:27,300	00:55:28,900	everything there is to know about dresses.	everything there is to know about dresses.
1210	00:55:29,000	00:55:32,500	Crockery, nuptial etiquette and pleasing your bride.	Crockery, nuptial etiquette and pleasing your bride.
1211	00:55:32,600	00:55:35,000	What's the length... of the bridesmaid dress?	What's the length... of the bridesmaid dress?
1212	00:55:35,100	00:55:36,200	No longer than the brides.	No longer than the brides.
1213	00:55:36,300	00:55:37,200	What if you know someone...	What if you know someone...
1214	00:55:37,300	00:55:38,600	won't be able to attend the wedding?	won't be able to attend the wedding?
1215	00:55:38,700	00:55:40,400	You got to send an invitation anyway.	You got to send an invitation anyway.
1216	00:55:40,500	00:55:42,500	Receiving line?	Receiving line?
1217	00:55:42,600	00:55:44,600	Receiving line?	Receiving line?
1218	00:55:44,700	00:55:46,300	If there's a receiving line, it means I've failed,	If there's a receiving line, it means I've failed,
1219	00:55:46,400	00:55:47,200	because Hannah's married.	because Hannah's married.
1220	00:55:47,300	00:55:49,300	Right. It was a trick question.	Right. It was a trick question.
1221	00:55:49,400	00:55:51,400	Who was the runner up MVP in 1974?	Who was the runner up MVP in 1974?
1222	00:55:51,500	00:55:53,200	No, these questions all have to do with Tom...	No, these questions all have to do with Tom...
1223	00:55:53,300	00:55:55,200	being the best Maid Of Honor he can be.	being the best Maid Of Honor he can be.
1224	00:55:55,300	00:55:56,600	Alright.	Alright.
1225	00:55:56,700	00:55:59,600	I thought we were just asking like... Questions.	I thought we were just asking like... Questions.
1226	00:55:59,700	00:56:01,300	Go sit down.	Go sit down.
1227	00:56:01,400	00:56:03,200	Basic duties of the Maid of Honor?	Basic duties of the Maid of Honor?
1228	00:56:03,300	00:56:04,300	Manage the bridesmaids,	Manage the bridesmaids,
1229	00:56:04,400	00:56:06,300	carry the ring, and support the bride.	carry the ring, and support the bride.
1230	00:56:06,400	00:56:08,600	Basic duties as You as the Maid of Honor?	Basic duties as You as the Maid of Honor?
1231	00:56:08,700	00:56:09,800	Show Hannah that I've matured,	Show Hannah that I've matured,
1232	00:56:09,900	00:56:11,900	that I can take care of my responsibilities fully...	that I can take care of my responsibilities fully...
1233	00:56:12,000	00:56:13,900	and that I need to destroy the wedding from within.	and that I need to destroy the wedding from within.
1234	00:56:14,000	00:56:16,100	- What happens if you fail at that task?	- What happens if you fail at that task?
1235	00:56:16,200	00:56:17,200	Colin gets her.	Colin gets her.
1236	00:56:17,300	00:56:19,600	- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride.	- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride.
1237	00:56:19,700	00:56:21,400	- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride.	- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride.
1238	00:56:21,500	00:56:23,900	- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride.	- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride.
1239	00:56:24,000	00:56:26,000	Steal the bride.	Steal the bride.
1240	00:56:26,100	00:56:27,500	And remember...	And remember...
1241	00:56:27,600	00:56:29,400	Weather it is helping with the seating chart...	Weather it is helping with the seating chart...
1242	00:56:29,500	00:56:30,700	or giving your opinion on the cake,	or giving your opinion on the cake,
1243	00:56:30,800	00:56:32,900	the perfect Maid Of Honor is...	the perfect Maid Of Honor is...
1244	00:56:33,000	00:56:35,500	with her bride every step of the way.	with her bride every step of the way.
1245	00:56:35,600	00:56:38,000	You didn't have to clear your whole day to do all this.	You didn't have to clear your whole day to do all this.
1246	00:56:38,100	00:56:39,700	Are you kidding? Off course I did.	Are you kidding? Off course I did.
1247	00:56:39,800	00:56:41,100	The perfect Maid of Honor is...	The perfect Maid of Honor is...
1248	00:56:41,200	00:56:42,800	with his bride every step of the way.	with his bride every step of the way.
1249	00:56:42,900	00:56:44,700	A changed man...	A changed man...
1250	00:56:44,800	00:56:46,800	I am indeed.	I am indeed.
1251	00:56:47,400	00:56:49,300	I don't even know where to begin.	I don't even know where to begin.
1252	00:56:49,400	00:56:50,600	When choosing a china pattern,	When choosing a china pattern,
1253	00:56:50,700	00:56:53,300	you need to think about what type...	you need to think about what type...
1254	00:56:53,400	00:56:57,400	of entertaining you're open to, foods you wanna cook...	of entertaining you're open to, foods you wanna cook...
1255	00:56:57,500	00:57:01,400	Look. Now don't be afraid to mix and mash.	Look. Now don't be afraid to mix and mash.
1256	00:57:01,500	00:57:04,100	It's important, even with different styles and textures.	It's important, even with different styles and textures.
1257	00:57:04,200	00:57:06,700	What you wanna do, is stir up the table.	What you wanna do, is stir up the table.
1258	00:57:06,800	00:57:10,900	Make it come alive with color and tenacity. That's the goal.	Make it come alive with color and tenacity. That's the goal.
1259	00:57:11,000	00:57:14,900	Also, at the end of the day... You will find...	Also, at the end of the day... You will find...
1260	00:57:16,100	00:57:18,100	...Connections.	...Connections.
1261	00:57:18,300	00:57:20,300	Thank you very much.	Thank you very much.
1262	00:57:21,200	00:57:22,900	Let's go.	Let's go.
1263	00:57:23,000	00:57:24,200	If you think I'm good with plates,	If you think I'm good with plates,
1264	00:57:24,300	00:57:25,700	wait till you see what I do with linens.	wait till you see what I do with linens.
1265	00:57:25,800	00:57:27,800	- Lingerie, perfect. - What about the linens?	- Lingerie, perfect. - What about the linens?
1266	00:57:27,900	00:57:28,700	You'll be able to pick out...	You'll be able to pick out...
1267	00:57:28,800	00:57:29,700	something for the wedding night.	something for the wedding night.
1268	00:57:29,800	00:57:30,800	- No.	- No.
1269	00:57:30,900	00:57:33,600	Are you crazy? You're the perfect person for this job.	Are you crazy? You're the perfect person for this job.
1270	00:57:33,700	00:57:36,300	Who's taken off more lingerie than you?	Who's taken off more lingerie than you?
1271	00:57:36,400	00:57:39,700	let's put your 'whore-ing' to good use.	let's put your 'whore-ing' to good use.
1272	00:57:39,800	00:57:41,800	Good point.	Good point.
1273	00:57:44,200	00:57:46,100	So how did it go with the Scottish Grand Council?	So how did it go with the Scottish Grand Council?
1274	00:57:46,200	00:57:49,900	Great. Colin got them to approve everything.	Great. Colin got them to approve everything.
1275	00:57:50,000	00:57:52,000	Great.	Great.
1276	00:57:53,400	00:57:55,100	So, I gotta tell you...	So, I gotta tell you...
1277	00:57:55,200	00:57:57,700	This is gonna sound funny, but...	This is gonna sound funny, but...
1278	00:57:57,800	00:58:00,600	- I have to thank you. - For what?	- I have to thank you. - For what?
1279	00:58:01,300	00:58:03,500	For asking me to be your Maid of Honor.	For asking me to be your Maid of Honor.
1280	00:58:03,600	00:58:06,900	I know this is gonna sound crazy, but...	I know this is gonna sound crazy, but...
1281	00:58:07,100	00:58:10,900	You've really opened my eyes, to the whole idea of marriage.	You've really opened my eyes, to the whole idea of marriage.
1282	00:58:11,000	00:58:13,900	- Yeah, right... - No, seriously...	- Yeah, right... - No, seriously...
1283	00:58:14,600	00:58:17,900	- Have you met someone, Tom? - No.	- Have you met someone, Tom? - No.
1284	00:58:18,000	00:58:20,400	Then how can you be serious?	Then how can you be serious?
1285	00:58:21,500	00:58:23,500	I don't know, I just...	I don't know, I just...
1286	00:58:29,000	00:58:31,000	I don't know.	I don't know.
1287	00:58:49,000	00:58:50,900	What do you think?	What do you think?
1288	00:58:51,000	00:58:53,100	Think Colin will like it?	Think Colin will like it?
1289	00:58:55,000	00:58:57,700	No... no.	No... no.
1290	00:58:57,800	00:58:59,800	- What? - It's just...	- What? - It's just...
1291	00:59:01,200	00:59:02,800	It's cute.	It's cute.
1292	00:59:02,900	00:59:06,400	'Cute'? I do not wanna look 'cute' on my wedding night.	'Cute'? I do not wanna look 'cute' on my wedding night.
1293	00:59:06,500	00:59:08,100	Just put this on. Cover yourself up.	Just put this on. Cover yourself up.
1294	00:59:08,200	00:59:09,700	That's my coat.	That's my coat.
1295	00:59:09,800	00:59:12,300	- Thank you. - Thank you. Yeah.	- Thank you. - Thank you. Yeah.
1296	00:59:16,400	00:59:19,500	Here let me get you in a cab. Come on.	Here let me get you in a cab. Come on.
1297	00:59:19,900	00:59:22,200	I can't believe this is my last day in New York.	I can't believe this is my last day in New York.
1298	00:59:22,300	00:59:24,600	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
1299	00:59:25,200	00:59:27,500	I've been meaning to tell you, Tom.	I've been meaning to tell you, Tom.
1300	00:59:27,600	00:59:31,200	When I leave tomorrow, I'm not coming back.	When I leave tomorrow, I'm not coming back.
1301	00:59:31,800	00:59:35,700	I've decided to move to Scotland, to be with Colin.	I've decided to move to Scotland, to be with Colin.
1302	00:59:35,800	00:59:38,600	- You're leaving New York? - I am.	- You're leaving New York? - I am.
1303	00:59:40,200	00:59:42,500	It's exciting, you know? It makes sense.	It's exciting, you know? It makes sense.
1304	00:59:42,600	00:59:46,200	He's next in line to take over the family business...	He's next in line to take over the family business...
1305	00:59:46,300	00:59:48,400	It's a whole new chapter.	It's a whole new chapter.
1306	00:59:53,300	00:59:54,800	- You were amazing today, you know that?	- You were amazing today, you know that?
1307	00:59:54,900	00:59:55,900	Oh, yeah?	Oh, yeah?
1308	00:59:56,000	00:59:58,800	Yeah. I had no idea you could juggle like that.	Yeah. I had no idea you could juggle like that.
1309	00:59:58,900	01:00:01,000	- Yeah, well... - I mean, women yes, china no.	- Yeah, well... - I mean, women yes, china no.
1310	01:00:01,100	01:00:04,400	- Yeah, I know. - You're always amazing.	- Yeah, I know. - You're always amazing.
1311	01:00:06,400	01:00:08,400	Come here.	Come here.
1312	01:00:14,400	01:00:17,300	- See you in Scotland soon, okay?	- See you in Scotland soon, okay?
1313	01:00:17,400	01:00:19,500	Yeah, see you over there.	Yeah, see you over there.
1314	01:00:21,400	01:00:23,400	I'll miss you.	I'll miss you.
1315	01:00:31,800	01:00:33,800	Scotland...	Scotland...
1316	01:00:43,400	01:00:45,400	Come, baby.	Come, baby.
1317	01:00:49,300	01:00:50,700	He likes you.	He likes you.
1318	01:00:50,800	01:00:52,800	- Hi. - Hey.	- Hi. - Hey.
1319	01:00:53,700	01:00:54,700	- Nice dogs.	- Nice dogs.
1320	01:00:54,800	01:00:56,500	This is Hamish and this is Callum.	This is Hamish and this is Callum.
1321	01:00:56,600	01:00:58,800	- Callum? - Yeah.	- Callum? - Yeah.
1322	01:01:00,100	01:01:01,300	What kind of dog is that?	What kind of dog is that?
1323	01:01:01,400	01:01:03,800	- He's a Scottie. - A Scottie?	- He's a Scottie. - A Scottie?
1324	01:01:04,800	01:01:08,600	That's perfect. Fuckin Scottie...	That's perfect. Fuckin Scottie...
1325	01:01:18,300	01:01:20,700	I've never felt like this before.	I've never felt like this before.
1326	01:01:20,800	01:01:22,000	So hopeless.	So hopeless.
1327	01:01:22,100	01:01:23,700	So, tell me again, why you...	So, tell me again, why you...
1328	01:01:23,800	01:01:25,500	agreed to be the Maid of Honor?	agreed to be the Maid of Honor?
1329	01:01:25,600	01:01:27,900	To be with her, make her happy.	To be with her, make her happy.
1330	01:01:28,000	01:01:31,000	Figure out some way to get her off of him.	Figure out some way to get her off of him.
1331	01:01:31,100	01:01:32,900	Maybe that was all wrong. Maybe he's...	Maybe that was all wrong. Maybe he's...
1332	01:01:33,000	01:01:34,000	better for her than me.	better for her than me.
1333	01:01:34,100	01:01:36,200	He's Scottish, he can dunk, he's perfect.	He's Scottish, he can dunk, he's perfect.
1334	01:01:36,300	01:01:38,500	Nobody's perfect. But I tell you,	Nobody's perfect. But I tell you,
1335	01:01:38,600	01:01:40,700	this whiskey comes damn close...	this whiskey comes damn close...
1336	01:01:40,800	01:01:43,700	It was a gift from Colin. He made it.	It was a gift from Colin. He made it.
1337	01:01:43,800	01:01:45,800	Swell.	Swell.
1338	01:01:46,100	01:01:50,100	I can't go. I can't watch Hannah marry this guy.	I can't go. I can't watch Hannah marry this guy.
1339	01:01:50,700	01:01:52,700	She's moving to Scotland, I've lost her already.	She's moving to Scotland, I've lost her already.
1340	01:01:52,800	01:01:53,800	- Crap.	- Crap.
1341	01:01:53,900	01:01:55,600	'...Love something, set it free'.	'...Love something, set it free'.
1342	01:01:55,700	01:01:59,600	Said by a pussy and used by pussies ever since.	Said by a pussy and used by pussies ever since.
1343	01:02:00,600	01:02:02,600	- Casablanca.'Bogie' put's her on a plane.	- Casablanca.'Bogie' put's her on a plane.
1344	01:02:02,700	01:02:03,700	Pussy.	Pussy.
1345	01:02:03,800	01:02:06,500	- 'Bogie�s a pussy? - Big pussy.	- 'Bogie�s a pussy? - Big pussy.
1346	01:02:07,500	01:02:10,300	You know, I've only truly been in love once.	You know, I've only truly been in love once.
1347	01:02:10,400	01:02:12,800	Most amazing woman in the world.	Most amazing woman in the world.
1348	01:02:12,900	01:02:14,600	She was my best friend.	She was my best friend.
1349	01:02:14,700	01:02:18,600	But I was young, stupid, and I messed it up.	But I was young, stupid, and I messed it up.
1350	01:02:19,200	01:02:22,400	In my great list of mistakes, that was the greatest.	In my great list of mistakes, that was the greatest.
1351	01:02:22,500	01:02:25,000	- Who was this? - Your mother.	- Who was this? - Your mother.
1352	01:02:26,800	01:02:29,000	When I finally found out how stupid	When I finally found out how stupid
1353	01:02:29,100	01:02:31,600	I was and I decided to fight for it...	I was and I decided to fight for it...
1354	01:02:31,700	01:02:33,700	I was too late.	I was too late.
1355	01:02:34,700	01:02:36,900	She wouldn't take me back.	She wouldn't take me back.
1356	01:02:37,300	01:02:39,300	She was right.	She was right.
1357	01:02:40,700	01:02:43,300	And then it really was too late.	And then it really was too late.
1358	01:02:50,000	01:02:54,900	By the way... I'm getting another divorce.	By the way... I'm getting another divorce.
1359	01:02:59,300	01:03:01,300	Dad...	Dad...
1360	01:03:05,500	01:03:08,500	Hey... Go and get her, you pussy.	Hey... Go and get her, you pussy.
1361	01:03:11,900	01:03:12,900	- What about the dresses?	- What about the dresses?
1362	01:03:13,000	01:03:14,600	UPS are delivering them tomorrow morning.	UPS are delivering them tomorrow morning.
1363	01:03:14,700	01:03:17,700	- I gave you the tracking address...	- I gave you the tracking address...
1364	01:03:17,700	01:03:18,900	I got it.	I got it.
1365	01:03:19,000	01:03:22,100	So, Colin and Hannah are gonna meet everyone at the house...	So, Colin and Hannah are gonna meet everyone at the house...
1366	01:03:22,200	01:03:24,200	- Okay. - Great.	- Okay. - Great.
1367	01:03:24,500	01:03:25,800	- Thomas. - Yeah?	- Thomas. - Yeah?
1368	01:03:25,900	01:03:27,400	Go get 'em, Maid of Honor.	Go get 'em, Maid of Honor.
1369	01:03:27,500	01:03:28,500	- Yeah.	- Yeah.
1370	01:03:28,600	01:03:30,800	Make this the perfect wedding.	Make this the perfect wedding.
1371	01:03:30,900	01:03:34,200	- And steal the bride. - Thanks, guys. Thanks.	- And steal the bride. - Thanks, guys. Thanks.
1372	01:03:34,300	01:03:36,700	Thanks for everything, man. Thank you so much, alright?	Thanks for everything, man. Thank you so much, alright?
1373	01:03:36,800	01:03:37,800	- Alright, baby.	- Alright, baby.
1374	01:03:37,900	01:03:40,200	Alright. Alright, alright. Get out of here.	Alright. Alright, alright. Get out of here.
1375	01:03:40,300	01:03:42,300	I'll see you later.	I'll see you later.
1376	01:03:49,500	01:03:53,900	- This is like a fairy tale. - Hannah is SO lucky.	- This is like a fairy tale. - Hannah is SO lucky.
1377	01:03:54,000	01:03:56,100	- I know. - I wish I was her.	- I know. - I wish I was her.
1378	01:03:56,200	01:03:58,400	- How has she ever found such a great guy?	- How has she ever found such a great guy?
1379	01:03:58,500	01:03:59,600	We'll come visit her.	We'll come visit her.
1380	01:03:59,700	01:04:02,300	- I know... - Look at the time.	- I know... - Look at the time.
1381	01:04:30,700	01:04:32,700	What's your name?	What's your name?
1382	01:04:32,700	01:04:35,700	You're a pretty dog. I love you.	You're a pretty dog. I love you.
1383	01:04:43,400	01:04:44,500	- That's his house?	- That's his house?
1384	01:04:44,600	01:04:46,600	No, isn't this the summer house?	No, isn't this the summer house?
1385	01:04:46,700	01:04:48,700	The McMurray's have homes for each...	The McMurray's have homes for each...
1386	01:04:48,800	01:04:51,200	season. This summer home, is their smallest.	season. This summer home, is their smallest.
1387	01:04:51,300	01:04:53,800	They also have an Autumn home, a Winter home, a Spring...	They also have an Autumn home, a Winter home, a Spring...
1388	01:04:53,900	01:04:55,700	I know the seasons, thanks, buddy.	I know the seasons, thanks, buddy.
1389	01:04:55,800	01:04:57,200	Somebody's richer thank you, Tom.	Somebody's richer thank you, Tom.
1390	01:04:57,300	01:04:59,800	I guess you are gonna have to...	I guess you are gonna have to...
1391	01:04:59,900	01:05:02,600	invent something even stupider.	invent something even stupider.
1392	01:05:22,200	01:05:24,200	Oh, my God.	Oh, my God.
1393	01:05:30,100	01:05:32,600	The entire castle was actually build...	The entire castle was actually build...
1394	01:05:32,700	01:05:33,700	in 1220...	in 1220...
1395	01:05:33,800	01:05:36,500	- This is incredible, isn't it?	- This is incredible, isn't it?
1396	01:05:36,600	01:05:38,400	Yes...Wow...	Yes...Wow...
1397	01:05:38,500	01:05:41,000	Grandma Pearl, Joan, this is...	Grandma Pearl, Joan, this is...
1398	01:05:41,100	01:05:44,400	my mother, Diedre and my father, Mungo.	my mother, Diedre and my father, Mungo.
1399	01:05:46,700	01:05:48,300	- How do you do? - How do you do?	- How do you do? - How do you do?
1400	01:05:48,400	01:05:48,800	- How do you do?	- How do you do?
1401	01:05:48,900	01:05:49,700	Nice to meet you, Joan. Pleasure.	Nice to meet you, Joan. Pleasure.
1402	01:05:49,800	01:05:51,300	- Thank you. - Nice to meet you.	- Thank you. - Nice to meet you.
1403	01:05:51,400	01:05:52,800	Everyone, I want you to meet someone...	Everyone, I want you to meet someone...
1404	01:05:52,900	01:05:54,100	who is so special to my Hannah...	who is so special to my Hannah...
1405	01:05:54,200	01:05:57,000	and who has been her life-long friend,	and who has been her life-long friend,
1406	01:05:57,100	01:05:59,400	and now her Maid of Honor, Tom.	and now her Maid of Honor, Tom.
1407	01:05:59,500	01:06:00,500	- Hi, how is...	- Hi, how is...
1408	01:06:00,600	01:06:03,100	Did he just say he's the Maid of Honor...	Did he just say he's the Maid of Honor...
1409	01:06:03,200	01:06:04,200	He's a bloke?.	He's a bloke?.
1410	01:06:04,300	01:06:06,000	- How do you do? - Very good, thank you.	- How do you do? - Very good, thank you.
1411	01:06:06,100	01:06:07,700	- Mungo. - Mungo, pleasure. Thank you.	- Mungo. - Mungo, pleasure. Thank you.
1412	01:06:07,800	01:06:09,900	Definitely gay.	Definitely gay.
1413	01:06:10,000	01:06:12,500	And these are the bridesmaids.	And these are the bridesmaids.
1414	01:06:12,600	01:06:15,100	Hillary, Stephanie and Melissa.	Hillary, Stephanie and Melissa.
1415	01:06:15,200	01:06:16,800	- How do you do? - Hello.	- How do you do? - Hello.
1416	01:06:16,900	01:06:17,900	- Hi.	- Hi.
1417	01:06:18,000	01:06:21,100	Nice that you could come. How do you do?	Nice that you could come. How do you do?
1418	01:06:21,200	01:06:23,200	How do you do?	How do you do?
1419	01:06:24,800	01:06:28,800	- So... what do you think? - I think, they think I'm gay.	- So... what do you think? - I think, they think I'm gay.
1420	01:06:28,900	01:06:31,100	Look can we get together, talk, catch up?	Look can we get together, talk, catch up?
1421	01:06:31,200	01:06:33,200	- Tom, do wanna see your chamber?	- Tom, do wanna see your chamber?
1422	01:06:33,300	01:06:33,700	Love to.	Love to.
1423	01:06:33,800	01:06:36,200	- Okay, follow me - Thank you.	- Okay, follow me - Thank you.
1424	01:06:47,000	01:06:49,000	Thank you.	Thank you.
1425	01:06:49,200	01:06:51,200	Thank you.	Thank you.
1426	01:06:51,400	01:06:54,000	Now then... I think just a few more...	Now then... I think just a few more...
1427	01:06:54,100	01:06:57,000	sprigs of jipsoffle at the front there...	sprigs of jipsoffle at the front there...
1428	01:06:57,100	01:06:59,100	Lovely.	Lovely.
1429	01:06:59,300	01:07:02,500	- What do you guys think? - Oh.. It is gorgeous...	- What do you guys think? - Oh.. It is gorgeous...
1430	01:07:02,600	01:07:04,400	- It is so pretty... With the veil...	- It is so pretty... With the veil...
1431	01:07:04,500	01:07:05,800	So shiny, and the volume...	So shiny, and the volume...
1432	01:07:05,900	01:07:08,000	Tom... What do you think?	Tom... What do you think?
1433	01:07:08,600	01:07:13,300	Of...? The hair. Yeah, it...	Of...? The hair. Yeah, it...
1434	01:07:13,900	01:07:16,600	This sash will go on the dress.	This sash will go on the dress.
1435	01:07:17,600	01:07:20,100	- Really? - Tradition.	- Really? - Tradition.
1436	01:07:22,900	01:07:24,100	What's up with that?	What's up with that?
1437	01:07:24,200	01:07:25,300	Well...	Well...
1438	01:07:25,400	01:07:28,400	I'm not.. entirely sure...	I'm not.. entirely sure...
1439	01:07:28,500	01:07:31,000	Oh no, you see... It's attached up here...	Oh no, you see... It's attached up here...
1440	01:07:31,100	01:07:32,600	Tom, you're the Maid of Honor,	Tom, you're the Maid of Honor,
1441	01:07:32,700	01:07:34,400	it's good to just be supportive...	it's good to just be supportive...
1442	01:07:34,500	01:07:36,400	- I'm supportive. - I don't think you are.	- I'm supportive. - I don't think you are.
1443	01:07:36,500	01:07:37,900	- No, I am. - Listen to me...	- No, I am. - Listen to me...
1444	01:07:38,000	01:07:40,200	You're doing good, you're good...	You're doing good, you're good...
1445	01:07:40,300	01:07:42,000	Hannah...	Hannah...
1446	01:07:42,100	01:07:45,900	Actually, your hair... Looks amazing.	Actually, your hair... Looks amazing.
1447	01:07:46,300	01:07:48,300	- Really? - Yes.	- Really? - Yes.
1448	01:07:49,400	01:07:51,200	The games will be starting soon.	The games will be starting soon.
1449	01:07:51,300	01:07:52,600	Here are your costumes.	Here are your costumes.
1450	01:07:52,700	01:07:54,900	- Games? - Costumes.	- Games? - Costumes.
1451	01:07:55,000	01:07:57,300	- Our costumes? - What do you mean, games?	- Our costumes? - What do you mean, games?
1452	01:07:57,400	01:07:58,700	The Highland games.	The Highland games.
1453	01:07:58,800	01:08:01,500	It's a tradition, in honor of the wedding.	It's a tradition, in honor of the wedding.
1454	01:08:01,600	01:08:04,100	It goes right back to the time when the groom had to prove...	It goes right back to the time when the groom had to prove...
1455	01:08:04,200	01:08:06,500	that he was man enough to deserve the bride.	that he was man enough to deserve the bride.
1456	01:08:06,600	01:08:09,800	If he didn't win, he didn't get the bride.	If he didn't win, he didn't get the bride.
1457	01:08:09,900	01:08:12,100	No problem for my Colin...	No problem for my Colin...
1458	01:08:16,900	01:08:20,500	Welcome, one and all to the Highland Games.	Welcome, one and all to the Highland Games.
1459	01:08:20,800	01:08:22,400	Men have travelled from all four...	Men have travelled from all four...
1460	01:08:22,500	01:08:23,900	corners of this great country...	corners of this great country...
1461	01:08:24,000	01:08:27,000	to compete in feats of strength and agility.	to compete in feats of strength and agility.
1462	01:08:27,100	01:08:32,000	But only one warrior will be man enough to claim the bride.	But only one warrior will be man enough to claim the bride.
1463	01:08:33,700	01:08:36,500	One warrior that needs no introduction...	One warrior that needs no introduction...
1464	01:08:36,600	01:08:38,700	is our very own Colin McMurray.	is our very own Colin McMurray.
1465	01:08:38,800	01:08:41,200	- Isn't Colin handsome? - And coming up,	- Isn't Colin handsome? - And coming up,
1466	01:08:41,300	01:08:44,100	here, all the way from America.	here, all the way from America.
1467	01:08:44,200	01:08:46,800	Hannah's Maid of Honor, Tom.	Hannah's Maid of Honor, Tom.
1468	01:08:47,900	01:08:50,200	Who I think you can all agree,	Who I think you can all agree,
1469	01:08:50,300	01:08:53,400	is wearing a rather fetching mini-kilt.	is wearing a rather fetching mini-kilt.
1470	01:08:53,500	01:08:57,300	- Who was in charge of that? - I have no idea.	- Who was in charge of that? - I have no idea.
1471	01:09:19,900	01:09:22,400	They're really giving their all.	They're really giving their all.
1472	01:09:22,500	01:09:25,700	And we're running neck and neck...	And we're running neck and neck...
1473	01:09:25,800	01:09:28,700	A Scottish man against a Yank.	A Scottish man against a Yank.
1474	01:09:29,300	01:09:31,000	Ladies and gentlemen,	Ladies and gentlemen,
1475	01:09:31,100	01:09:33,800	the result of today's Highland Games...	the result of today's Highland Games...
1476	01:09:33,900	01:09:35,800	rests upon the 'Cable Toss'.	rests upon the 'Cable Toss'.
1477	01:09:35,900	01:09:38,800	The competition is down to 2 competitors.	The competition is down to 2 competitors.
1478	01:09:38,900	01:09:41,500	A tree... We're tossing a tree?	A tree... We're tossing a tree?
1479	01:09:45,300	01:09:47,300	What a toss.	What a toss.
1480	01:09:48,400	01:09:50,400	Way to go, Colin.	Way to go, Colin.
1481	01:09:50,400	01:09:53,800	Okay, Tom. Let's see what you're made of.	Okay, Tom. Let's see what you're made of.
1482	01:09:54,100	01:09:57,300	The whole competition rests on this throw.	The whole competition rests on this throw.
1483	01:09:57,400	01:10:00,300	Look at that Yankee..	Look at that Yankee..
1484	01:10:00,400	01:10:02,400	Alright. Okay..	Alright. Okay..
1485	01:10:04,000	01:10:06,800	Come on, Tom. Oh gosh...	Come on, Tom. Oh gosh...
1486	01:10:07,100	01:10:09,600	Okay. I can do this. I can do this. Okay.	Okay. I can do this. I can do this. Okay.
1487	01:10:09,700	01:10:11,700	Here we go. Great.	Here we go. Great.
1488	01:10:12,200	01:10:14,200	Okay. Okay.	Okay. Okay.
1489	01:10:15,100	01:10:16,300	Here we go. Here we go.	Here we go. Here we go.
1490	01:10:16,400	01:10:18,400	Here we go, Oh...	Here we go, Oh...
1491	01:10:19,500	01:10:21,500	Watch out, watch out.	Watch out, watch out.
1492	01:10:37,400	01:10:41,200	That's gonna cost the Yank the gold medal.	That's gonna cost the Yank the gold medal.
1493	01:10:42,900	01:10:43,900	- What an ass.	- What an ass.
1494	01:10:44,000	01:10:46,800	And the winner of the Highland Games is,	And the winner of the Highland Games is,
1495	01:10:46,900	01:10:49,600	our very own Colin McMurray.	our very own Colin McMurray.
1496	01:11:00,600	01:11:02,600	That's great.	That's great.
1497	01:11:03,000	01:11:07,400	For my love is like a melody...	For my love is like a melody...
1498	01:11:07,500	01:11:10,500	That sweetly played in June...	That sweetly played in June...
1499	01:11:10,600	01:11:14,700	As fair art thou, my bonny lass...	As fair art thou, my bonny lass...
1500	01:11:14,800	01:11:18,100	say deep in love am I...	say deep in love am I...
1501	01:11:18,200	01:11:24,000	And I will love thee still, my dear...	And I will love thee still, my dear...
1502	01:11:24,100	01:11:27,800	till all the seas gang dry...	till all the seas gang dry...
1503	01:11:29,000	01:11:34,400	And I will love thee still, My dear...	And I will love thee still, My dear...
1504	01:11:34,700	01:11:40,100	Though t'were 10 thousand miles.	Though t'were 10 thousand miles.
1505	01:11:43,700	01:11:45,200	Well done, My boy.	Well done, My boy.
1506	01:11:45,300	01:11:47,300	Well done.	Well done.
1507	01:11:49,300	01:11:50,800	That was so....	That was so....
1508	01:11:50,900	01:11:52,900	Well done, my boy.	Well done, my boy.
1509	01:12:01,100	01:12:03,900	Robert Burns, who wrote that song,	Robert Burns, who wrote that song,
1510	01:12:04,000	01:12:06,700	is Scotland's most famous poet.	is Scotland's most famous poet.
1511	01:12:09,100	01:12:11,400	No, no, Auntie. We haven't had any 'bairns' yet,	No, no, Auntie. We haven't had any 'bairns' yet,
1512	01:12:11,500	01:12:13,000	so we haven't got any names yet.	so we haven't got any names yet.
1513	01:12:13,100	01:12:14,600	'Bairns' means children.	'Bairns' means children.
1514	01:12:14,700	01:12:16,600	I'm so sorry, I'm having a hard...	I'm so sorry, I'm having a hard...
1515	01:12:16,700	01:12:18,300	time understanding your accent.	time understanding your accent.
1516	01:12:18,400	01:12:20,600	- 'Ethel'. - Excuse me?	- 'Ethel'. - Excuse me?
1517	01:12:21,200	01:12:23,400	It's a name, for the children.	It's a name, for the children.
1518	01:12:23,500	01:12:25,500	- 'Ethel'. - 'Ethel'...	- 'Ethel'. - 'Ethel'...
1519	01:12:26,600	01:12:28,600	Little Ethel.	Little Ethel.
1520	01:12:30,000	01:12:33,500	Yeah. We won't be naming our child Ethel.	Yeah. We won't be naming our child Ethel.
1521	01:12:34,100	01:12:36,100	Maybe if he was a teenager...	Maybe if he was a teenager...
1522	01:12:36,200	01:12:38,400	My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Ethel.	My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Ethel.
1523	01:12:38,500	01:12:41,300	We're a long line of 'Ethel�s'.	We're a long line of 'Ethel�s'.
1524	01:12:42,100	01:12:44,400	Maybe... Maybe we'll keep...	Maybe... Maybe we'll keep...
1525	01:12:44,500	01:12:47,900	it in the mix, maybe as a middle name...	it in the mix, maybe as a middle name...
1526	01:12:59,000	01:13:02,200	- So, Hannah, do you like the venison?	- So, Hannah, do you like the venison?
1527	01:13:02,300	01:13:03,500	It's delicious.	It's delicious.
1528	01:13:03,600	01:13:06,700	Colin shot it. He's a wonderful Shot.	Colin shot it. He's a wonderful Shot.
1529	01:13:06,800	01:13:08,700	- Stop, mum. You'll make me blush.	- Stop, mum. You'll make me blush.
1530	01:13:08,800	01:13:11,500	And this is the moment. I've just remembered.	And this is the moment. I've just remembered.
1531	01:13:11,600	01:13:14,700	- What moment is that? - When Colin killed the deer.	- What moment is that? - When Colin killed the deer.
1532	01:13:14,800	01:13:16,800	I filmed it.	I filmed it.
1533	01:13:19,800	01:13:22,100	Right between the eyes.	Right between the eyes.
1534	01:13:24,300	01:13:27,200	In fact, everything we are eating...	In fact, everything we are eating...
1535	01:13:27,300	01:13:30,000	this evening, Colin has killed.	this evening, Colin has killed.
1536	01:13:30,400	01:13:32,000	- To Colin. - To Colin.	- To Colin. - To Colin.
1537	01:13:32,100	01:13:34,100	In your honor, Hannah.	In your honor, Hannah.
1538	01:13:34,800	01:13:36,900	That is so thoughtful...	That is so thoughtful...
1539	01:13:37,100	01:13:41,000	I'm so sorry, I didn't kill anything for you...	I'm so sorry, I didn't kill anything for you...
1540	01:13:47,200	01:13:49,700	Gosh... What did you get?	Gosh... What did you get?
1541	01:13:49,800	01:13:52,300	- Uhm... - I love chocolate.	- Uhm... - I love chocolate.
1542	01:13:52,400	01:13:54,800	Don't... Don't do that.	Don't... Don't do that.
1543	01:13:55,600	01:13:57,600	You want some...	You want some...
1544	01:13:59,000	01:14:01,100	Here. I'll give you some.	Here. I'll give you some.
1545	01:14:12,000	01:14:14,400	Excuse me. Reverend...	Excuse me. Reverend...
1546	01:14:16,700	01:14:20,400	Excuse me, sir. There you go. Wonderful dinner, by the way.	Excuse me, sir. There you go. Wonderful dinner, by the way.
1547	01:14:20,500	01:14:22,500	- Delighted, Tom. - And your wife is beautiful.	- Delighted, Tom. - And your wife is beautiful.
1548	01:14:22,600	01:14:24,600	Thank you very much.	Thank you very much.
1549	01:14:25,100	01:14:27,100	- Thanks. - Cheers.	- Thanks. - Cheers.
1550	01:14:28,700	01:14:31,100	A little birdie tells me that Colin personally...	A little birdie tells me that Colin personally...
1551	01:14:31,200	01:14:33,200	slayed each one of these reindeer heads...	slayed each one of these reindeer heads...
1552	01:14:33,300	01:14:35,300	- Tom... - Alright.	- Tom... - Alright.
1553	01:14:35,300	01:14:37,000	I say 'a little birdie told me'.	I say 'a little birdie told me'.
1554	01:14:37,100	01:14:39,300	He would have told me, but Colin shot it.	He would have told me, but Colin shot it.
1555	01:14:39,400	01:14:41,400	Listen, seriously...	Listen, seriously...
1556	01:14:41,500	01:14:45,200	Can we go somewhere private and talk? It's important.	Can we go somewhere private and talk? It's important.
1557	01:14:45,300	01:14:48,200	- Yeah. - Should we go?	- Yeah. - Should we go?
1558	01:14:51,700	01:14:53,700	Bagpipes...	Bagpipes...
1559	01:14:54,900	01:14:57,100	Oh, My God...	Oh, My God...
1560	01:14:57,200	01:15:00,300	He's been playing the bag pipes ever since...	He's been playing the bag pipes ever since...
1561	01:15:00,400	01:15:03,300	he was 3 years old. Practices every night.	he was 3 years old. Practices every night.
1562	01:15:03,400	01:15:05,900	- Every night? - Never misses.	- Every night? - Never misses.
1563	01:15:09,300	01:15:12,100	- What kind of necklace is that?	- What kind of necklace is that?
1564	01:15:12,200	01:15:15,500	They're glow-in-the-dark thunder beets.	They're glow-in-the-dark thunder beets.
1565	01:15:27,600	01:15:30,900	- Hi, mom. - I have something for you.	- Hi, mom. - I have something for you.
1566	01:15:34,400	01:15:37,500	- Some evening, huh? - Yes...	- Some evening, huh? - Yes...
1567	01:15:39,700	01:15:41,600	This is so you can have a little...	This is so you can have a little...
1568	01:15:41,700	01:15:43,000	piece of home with you.	piece of home with you.
1569	01:15:43,100	01:15:45,100	Thank you.	Thank you.
1570	01:15:47,700	01:15:50,200	Look at you...	Look at you...
1571	01:15:50,900	01:15:55,000	There's you and Melissa. You were about 5 there.	There's you and Melissa. You were about 5 there.
1572	01:15:58,000	01:15:59,400	Do you remember this?	Do you remember this?
1573	01:15:59,500	01:16:02,200	It was taken at the lake, when you father...	It was taken at the lake, when you father...
1574	01:16:02,300	01:16:05,700	broke his arm, because of that silly motorcycle of his.	broke his arm, because of that silly motorcycle of his.
1575	01:16:05,800	01:16:09,600	- I miss dad so much - Me too, Sweetheart.	- I miss dad so much - Me too, Sweetheart.
1576	01:16:09,700	01:16:12,100	I just wish that he could have been here.	I just wish that he could have been here.
1577	01:16:12,200	01:16:15,600	He was always so worried, I was never gonna meet anyone.	He was always so worried, I was never gonna meet anyone.
1578	01:16:15,700	01:16:18,600	- No, he wasn't. - That's Paris.	- No, he wasn't. - That's Paris.
1579	01:16:18,700	01:16:21,100	He could be so 'off days' sometimes...	He could be so 'off days' sometimes...
1580	01:16:21,200	01:16:22,700	What?	What?
1581	01:16:22,800	01:16:26,400	Well, it's just... He was always convinced...	Well, it's just... He was always convinced...
1582	01:16:26,500	01:16:29,100	that you were gonna marry Tom.	that you were gonna marry Tom.
1583	01:16:29,100	01:16:31,100	Really?	Really?
1584	01:16:33,500	01:16:38,000	- I'll see you in the morning. - Good night, My Angel.	- I'll see you in the morning. - Good night, My Angel.
1585	01:16:40,000	01:16:42,000	It's pulling off a band aid.	It's pulling off a band aid.
1586	01:16:42,100	01:16:45,200	You just have to close your eyes and do it.	You just have to close your eyes and do it.
1587	01:16:45,300	01:16:47,200	- I just haven't found the right time.	- I just haven't found the right time.
1588	01:16:47,300	01:16:49,300	What are you talking about, 'right time'?	What are you talking about, 'right time'?
1589	01:16:49,400	01:16:52,200	Anytime is the right time to say...	Anytime is the right time to say...
1590	01:16:52,300	01:16:54,000	'I love you, marry me'.	'I love you, marry me'.
1591	01:16:54,100	01:16:55,100	- Right.	- Right.
1592	01:16:55,200	01:16:56,800	Come on, what are you there for, man?	Come on, what are you there for, man?
1593	01:16:56,900	01:17:00,300	Take the shot, win the game and bring her home.	Take the shot, win the game and bring her home.
1594	01:17:00,400	01:17:02,000	And stop running up my long-distance...	And stop running up my long-distance...
1595	01:17:02,100	01:17:03,500	phone bill with these crazy calls..	phone bill with these crazy calls..
1596	01:17:03,600	01:17:06,900	Right, right okay. Thanks, Felix.	Right, right okay. Thanks, Felix.
1597	01:17:08,000	01:17:11,000	God, come on. You can do this, Tom.	God, come on. You can do this, Tom.
1598	01:17:11,100	01:17:14,300	What's wrong with me? You can do this.	What's wrong with me? You can do this.
1599	01:17:25,400	01:17:26,400	- Hey. - Hey.	- Hey. - Hey.
1600	01:17:26,500	01:17:29,900	I thought we could go for a walk and work on the vows.	I thought we could go for a walk and work on the vows.
1601	01:17:30,000	01:17:33,700	- Good idea. I need some help. - Good. Okay.	- Good idea. I need some help. - Good. Okay.
1602	01:17:36,900	01:17:38,800	- What do you think? - I think a lot of things.	- What do you think? - I think a lot of things.
1603	01:17:38,900	01:17:40,100	I've been working on them all week...	I've been working on them all week...
1604	01:17:40,200	01:17:41,500	and I actually think they're getting worse.	and I actually think they're getting worse.
1605	01:17:41,600	01:17:43,300	At first I went for the 'emotion'.	At first I went for the 'emotion'.
1606	01:17:43,400	01:17:45,100	I thought: 'What if Colin does it'?	I thought: 'What if Colin does it'?
1607	01:17:45,200	01:17:46,600	Then I tried to be funny...	Then I tried to be funny...
1608	01:17:46,700	01:17:48,100	I don't know if Scots have the same...	I don't know if Scots have the same...
1609	01:17:48,200	01:17:49,200	sense of humor as Americans.	sense of humor as Americans.
1610	01:17:49,300	01:17:50,700	So now I am back to something basic...	So now I am back to something basic...
1611	01:17:50,800	01:17:51,900	and I totally think I've geared...	and I totally think I've geared...
1612	01:17:52,000	01:17:52,900	off into something boring...	off into something boring...
1613	01:17:53,000	01:17:53,900	I'm crazy about you.	I'm crazy about you.
1614	01:17:54,000	01:17:55,700	I think of you all the time and	I think of you all the time and
1615	01:17:55,800	01:17:58,200	I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.	I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
1616	01:17:58,300	01:18:00,000	Really?	Really?
1617	01:18:00,100	01:18:01,300	Really.	Really.
1618	01:18:01,400	01:18:03,800	- That's so 'generic'. - Generic?	- That's so 'generic'. - Generic?
1619	01:18:03,900	01:18:05,700	- Yeah. - Generic?	- Yeah. - Generic?
1620	01:18:05,800	01:18:07,500	- It totally is. - How can that be generic?	- It totally is. - How can that be generic?
1621	01:18:07,600	01:18:11,200	It sounds like something you're supposed...	It sounds like something you're supposed...
1622	01:18:11,200	01:18:14,900	to say instead of what your really feeling.	to say instead of what your really feeling.
1623	01:18:15,400	01:18:17,400	Alright. How about...	Alright. How about...
1624	01:18:20,800	01:18:25,000	Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do.	Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do.
1625	01:18:26,100	01:18:28,100	You're my best friend.	You're my best friend.
1626	01:18:30,500	01:18:33,200	I just wanna be with you.	I just wanna be with you.
1627	01:18:34,200	01:18:38,200	Look, look. There she is.	Look, look. There she is.
1628	01:18:39,500	01:18:41,900	Let's go, let's go.	Let's go, let's go.
1629	01:18:42,000	01:18:44,900	- Hannah, let's go. - What is this?	- Hannah, let's go. - What is this?
1630	01:18:45,300	01:18:47,500	- It's her 'taking out'. - Her... What?	- It's her 'taking out'. - Her... What?
1631	01:18:47,600	01:18:48,800	We dress her up and then we...	We dress her up and then we...
1632	01:18:48,900	01:18:50,400	parade around one of the pubs in town.	parade around one of the pubs in town.
1633	01:18:50,500	01:18:52,200	- That's weird... - It's tradition.	- That's weird... - It's tradition.
1634	01:18:52,300	01:18:52,700	- Really?	- Really?
1635	01:18:52,800	01:18:54,700	Then we fill a toilet with salt...	Then we fill a toilet with salt...
1636	01:18:54,800	01:18:57,100	and we sell your kisses for change.	and we sell your kisses for change.
1637	01:18:57,200	01:19:00,600	- Sell your kisses? - Yep.	- Sell your kisses? - Yep.
1638	01:19:02,200	01:19:06,300	Come on, it's like a Scottish Bachelorette-party.	Come on, it's like a Scottish Bachelorette-party.
1639	01:19:08,900	01:19:11,000	Okay, Okay...	Okay, Okay...
1640	01:19:22,100	01:19:25,400	- Okay, come on.	- Okay, come on.
1641	01:19:35,700	01:19:39,700	Change for kisses. Right there...	Change for kisses. Right there...
1642	01:19:40,700	01:19:42,700	Instead of Whiskeys.	Instead of Whiskeys.
1643	01:19:43,800	01:19:45,600	It's her 'taking-out'.	It's her 'taking-out'.
1644	01:19:45,700	01:19:48,500	She's got the breath of an angel.	She's got the breath of an angel.
1645	01:20:27,300	01:20:31,100	One more, alright, alright.	One more, alright, alright.
1646	01:20:36,000	01:20:37,900	- Another. - Another.	- Another. - Another.
1647	01:20:38,000	01:20:40,000	Thank you.	Thank you.
1648	01:20:43,500	01:20:45,500	This is all I have.	This is all I have.
1649	01:21:30,500	01:21:33,300	- Oh, my God. My God, you guys.	- Oh, my God. My God, you guys.
1650	01:21:33,400	01:21:34,800	Let's go.	Let's go.
1651	01:21:34,900	01:21:38,000	We have to get more kisses.	We have to get more kisses.
1652	01:21:38,800	01:21:40,800	Kisses.	Kisses.
1653	01:22:45,000	01:22:47,300	- I can't take it anymore. - What are you doing?	- I can't take it anymore. - What are you doing?
1654	01:22:47,400	01:22:48,400	- Let's do it again. - No.	- Let's do it again. - No.
1655	01:22:48,500	01:22:50,600	- For old time's sake... - Don't take that off.	- For old time's sake... - Don't take that off.
1656	01:22:50,700	01:22:52,800	- I need to make this up to you...	- I need to make this up to you...
1657	01:22:52,900	01:22:54,300	Don't... take... this.	Don't... take... this.
1658	01:22:54,400	01:22:57,400	No, I'm really unhappy.	No, I'm really unhappy.
1659	01:22:57,500	01:22:58,300	- That's fine. - Tom...	- That's fine. - Tom...
1660	01:22:58,400	01:23:01,200	- It's okay. It's okay... - I'm not happy at all.	- It's okay. It's okay... - I'm not happy at all.
1661	01:23:01,300	01:23:03,300	- Get up... - And I am in a really...	- Get up... - And I am in a really...
1662	01:23:03,400	01:23:07,100	confusing place in my life right now...	confusing place in my life right now...
1663	01:23:08,300	01:23:09,800	- Confusing? - Listen...	- Confusing? - Listen...
1664	01:23:09,900	01:23:12,900	- I have had some whiskey... - I can tell.	- I have had some whiskey... - I can tell.
1665	01:23:13,000	01:23:15,100	And I need you to 'service' me.	And I need you to 'service' me.
1666	01:23:15,200	01:23:17,000	- 'Service' you? I not gonna 'service you'...	- 'Service' you? I not gonna 'service you'...
1667	01:23:17,100	01:23:17,800	'Service me', bitch.	'Service me', bitch.
1668	01:23:17,900	01:23:19,500	- Oh, my... 'Service me'.	- Oh, my... 'Service me'.
1669	01:23:19,600	01:23:21,900	- Be quiet. - You be quiet.	- Be quiet. - You be quiet.
1670	01:23:22,000	01:23:24,000	Everyone's sleeping...	Everyone's sleeping...
1671	01:23:24,100	01:23:26,100	- Get down. - You can't get down.	- Get down. - You can't get down.
1672	01:23:26,200	01:23:27,100	You can't...	You can't...
1673	01:23:27,200	01:23:29,400	- Be quiet. - You be quiet.	- Be quiet. - You be quiet.
1674	01:23:29,500	01:23:33,000	No. No. Get off.	No. No. Get off.
1675	01:23:34,900	01:23:36,900	Wait... Wait...	Wait... Wait...
1676	01:23:37,200	01:23:40,200	- Hannah... - Bring me more whiskey.	- Hannah... - Bring me more whiskey.
1677	01:23:43,300	01:23:45,000	Hannah.	Hannah.
1678	01:23:45,100	01:23:47,300	It's Tom, let me in. Let me in.	It's Tom, let me in. Let me in.
1679	01:23:47,400	01:23:48,900	Go away, Tom.	Go away, Tom.
1680	01:23:49,000	01:23:51,100	No. Let me explain. It's not what you think.	No. Let me explain. It's not what you think.
1681	01:23:51,200	01:23:53,400	- It doesn't matter now. - Yes it does. Why did you...	- It doesn't matter now. - Yes it does. Why did you...
1682	01:23:53,500	01:23:54,500	- Just... Go.	- Just... Go.
1683	01:23:54,600	01:23:56,400	I'll go. Just tell me, why...	I'll go. Just tell me, why...
1684	01:23:56,500	01:23:58,600	did you come to my room?	did you come to my room?
1685	01:24:00,900	01:24:04,300	Hannah... Why did you come to the room?	Hannah... Why did you come to the room?
1686	01:24:04,400	01:24:06,900	To talk about that kiss.	To talk about that kiss.
1687	01:24:13,200	01:24:16,700	Please, don't... Don't marry him.	Please, don't... Don't marry him.
1688	01:24:17,500	01:24:20,100	- All these years, Tom... - Don't marry him...	- All these years, Tom... - Don't marry him...
1689	01:24:20,200	01:24:22,500	All this time...	All this time...
1690	01:24:22,700	01:24:26,000	- You're doing this now? - I know...	- You're doing this now? - I know...
1691	01:24:26,100	01:24:29,200	- How can you do this? - I'm sorry... Just let me in.	- How can you do this? - I'm sorry... Just let me in.
1692	01:24:29,300	01:24:32,500	- No. I can't. - Let me in.	- No. I can't. - Let me in.
1693	01:24:32,600	01:24:35,600	You're only doing this now because...	You're only doing this now because...
1694	01:24:35,700	01:24:38,000	you are afraid of losing me.	you are afraid of losing me.
1695	01:24:40,000	01:24:43,500	I need someone who's gonna be there for me,	I need someone who's gonna be there for me,
1696	01:24:43,600	01:24:45,800	no matter what happens.	no matter what happens.
1697	01:24:49,700	01:24:53,500	Someone who truly... Loves me.	Someone who truly... Loves me.
1698	01:24:57,100	01:24:59,200	Someone I can trust.	Someone I can trust.
1699	01:25:06,600	01:25:11,100	I'm marrying Colin tomorrow... Tom.	I'm marrying Colin tomorrow... Tom.
1700	01:25:29,400	01:25:31,800	I can't be your Maid of Honor.	I can't be your Maid of Honor.
1701	01:25:33,200	01:25:35,200	I can't give you away.	I can't give you away.
1702	01:25:43,600	01:25:45,600	I'm sorry, Hannah.	I'm sorry, Hannah.
1703	01:25:47,300	01:25:50,100	I'm sorry, you and Tom had a fight.	I'm sorry, you and Tom had a fight.
1704	01:25:50,800	01:25:52,800	I'm his best friend.	I'm his best friend.
1705	01:25:53,600	01:25:56,100	He's just afraid of loosing me.	He's just afraid of loosing me.
1706	01:25:58,500	01:26:01,300	- He'll get over it. - Ay.	- He'll get over it. - Ay.
1707	01:26:31,000	01:26:33,500	- Suck it. Suck it. - I am.	- Suck it. Suck it. - I am.
1708	01:26:33,600	01:26:35,700	- Okay. Suck it in. Breath in...	- Okay. Suck it in. Breath in...
1709	01:26:35,800	01:26:38,900	- Hold it... - I'm trying, my God..	- Hold it... - I'm trying, my God..
1710	01:26:39,000	01:26:41,200	- I'll hold it in. - Okay. Alright, alright.	- I'll hold it in. - Okay. Alright, alright.
1711	01:26:41,300	01:26:46,000	- Give it to me.. - 1, 2, 3...	- Give it to me.. - 1, 2, 3...
1712	01:26:48,200	01:26:50,500	- Is it?... - Oh, My God.	- Is it?... - Oh, My God.
1713	01:26:50,600	01:26:52,300	- It fits, it fits.	- It fits, it fits.
1714	01:26:52,400	01:26:55,200	- It fits. - Well done.	- It fits. - Well done.
1715	01:26:56,000	01:26:59,000	- Oh no. No, no... - My God... no...	- Oh no. No, no... - My God... no...
1716	01:27:25,900	01:27:28,500	- Why are we stopping? - An early flock.	- Why are we stopping? - An early flock.
1717	01:27:28,600	01:27:30,600	A... What?	A... What?
1718	01:27:47,500	01:27:49,500	Hi, Sweetheart.	Hi, Sweetheart.
1719	01:28:14,700	01:28:16,700	I remember you.	I remember you.
1720	01:28:17,400	01:28:19,400	Hey.	Hey.
1721	01:28:20,000	01:28:22,000	Hi.	Hi.
1722	01:28:30,300	01:28:32,300	I love you too.	I love you too.
1723	01:28:32,700	01:28:34,700	Thank you.	Thank you.
1724	01:28:35,700	01:28:38,300	Turn around, I have to go back.	Turn around, I have to go back.
1725	01:29:04,600	01:29:06,600	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
1726	01:29:08,200	01:29:12,200	Oh no. Shit... Shit.	Oh no. Shit... Shit.
1727	01:29:12,300	01:29:14,100	- Hey, I need another ferry-boat.	- Hey, I need another ferry-boat.
1728	01:29:14,200	01:29:15,500	We only got the one ferry.	We only got the one ferry.
1729	01:29:15,600	01:29:16,600	- What?	- What?
1730	01:29:16,700	01:29:19,200	And it's waiting over there for the ceremony to finish.	And it's waiting over there for the ceremony to finish.
1731	01:29:19,300	01:29:21,000	- Is there another way to get there?	- Is there another way to get there?
1732	01:29:21,100	01:29:21,700	You can drive.	You can drive.
1733	01:29:21,800	01:29:22,500	- Drive... How long?	- Drive... How long?
1734	01:29:22,600	01:29:24,100	It will take about an hour and a half...	It will take about an hour and a half...
1735	01:29:24,200	01:29:25,700	- That's too long. - You can swim.	- That's too long. - You can swim.
1736	01:29:25,800	01:29:26,200	- Swim?..	- Swim?..
1737	01:29:26,300	01:29:28,100	Or you can go on trip around the shore.	Or you can go on trip around the shore.
1738	01:29:28,200	01:29:32,100	- That will take a wee while. - Shore, right...	- That will take a wee while. - Shore, right...
1739	01:29:32,600	01:29:35,800	A horse. A horse. Hey, I need your horse.	A horse. A horse. Hey, I need your horse.
1740	01:29:35,900	01:29:37,900	- My horse? - Yes.	- My horse? - Yes.
1741	01:29:38,700	01:29:41,100	- Come down from there. - I need to get to the church.	- Come down from there. - I need to get to the church.
1742	01:29:41,200	01:29:42,400	What do think you're planning, you...	What do think you're planning, you...
1743	01:29:42,500	01:29:43,500	great fool? You'll hurt yourself.	great fool? You'll hurt yourself.
1744	01:29:43,600	01:29:44,600	I'll give you 3 cents for...	I'll give you 3 cents for...
1745	01:29:44,700	01:29:45,900	every coffee collar used worldwide.	every coffee collar used worldwide.
1746	01:29:46,000	01:29:47,000	- What?	- What?
1747	01:29:47,100	01:29:48,400	Do you have any idea how much money that is?	Do you have any idea how much money that is?
1748	01:29:48,500	01:29:50,200	Good luck to you, then. Her name's Nancy.	Good luck to you, then. Her name's Nancy.
1749	01:29:50,300	01:29:54,600	- I'll see you over there - Thanks. Nancy, let's go.	- I'll see you over there - Thanks. Nancy, let's go.
1750	01:29:56,600	01:29:59,200	Stick to the shore... Pass the...	Stick to the shore... Pass the...
1751	01:29:59,300	01:30:02,400	monument, the church is on the left.	monument, the church is on the left.
1752	01:30:02,700	01:30:05,500	What, in the name of the wee man,	What, in the name of the wee man,
1753	01:30:05,600	01:30:07,600	is a 'Coffee collar'?	is a 'Coffee collar'?
1754	01:30:07,900	01:30:09,900	Go, Nancy.	Go, Nancy.
1755	01:30:14,300	01:30:17,800	This is just what this nice dress needs...	This is just what this nice dress needs...
1756	01:30:17,900	01:30:22,600	and it goes across the dress. It looks really beautiful.	and it goes across the dress. It looks really beautiful.
1757	01:30:46,000	01:30:48,000	Please, be seated.	Please, be seated.
1758	01:30:50,100	01:30:53,000	We are gathered here together, in the sight of God...	We are gathered here together, in the sight of God...
1759	01:30:53,100	01:30:54,000	- Give me your pin...	- Give me your pin...
1760	01:30:54,100	01:30:55,400	to witness this congregation...	to witness this congregation...
1761	01:30:55,500	01:30:58,100	To join together this man...	To join together this man...
1762	01:31:03,200	01:31:05,700	This is a celebration of love.	This is a celebration of love.
1763	01:31:06,200	01:31:08,000	For Colin, it's through the memories...	For Colin, it's through the memories...
1764	01:31:08,100	01:31:09,400	of seeing his parent's love.	of seeing his parent's love.
1765	01:31:09,500	01:31:11,300	- ...As a child. - It looks very nice.	- ...As a child. - It looks very nice.
1766	01:31:11,400	01:31:13,200	And for Hannah, it's...	And for Hannah, it's...
1767	01:31:13,300	01:31:16,300	through the paintings of Modigliani.	through the paintings of Modigliani.
1768	01:31:16,300	01:31:19,100	Therefore, if any man can show just cause...	Therefore, if any man can show just cause...
1769	01:31:19,200	01:31:21,900	why these two may not be joined together...	why these two may not be joined together...
1770	01:31:22,000	01:31:25,800	Let him now speak, or forever hold his peace.	Let him now speak, or forever hold his peace.
1771	01:31:32,500	01:31:34,500	Tom?	Tom?
1772	01:31:41,500	01:31:43,300	Tom?	Tom?
1773	01:31:43,400	01:31:45,400	Tom.	Tom.
1774	01:31:45,700	01:31:48,400	Tom. Tom?	Tom. Tom?
1775	01:31:50,000	01:31:52,000	Tom.	Tom.
1776	01:31:52,700	01:31:54,800	Tom...	Tom...
1777	01:31:56,700	01:31:58,000	Tom.	Tom.
1778	01:31:58,100	01:32:00,900	- Are you okay? - Yeah, I think so.	- Are you okay? - Yeah, I think so.
1779	01:32:01,000	01:32:03,100	- Tom, what are you doing here?	- Tom, what are you doing here?
1780	01:32:03,200	01:32:05,400	I have to tell you something...	I have to tell you something...
1781	01:32:05,500	01:32:07,500	Hannah...	Hannah...
1782	01:32:09,800	01:32:11,000	Your hair looks awful.	Your hair looks awful.
1783	01:32:11,100	01:32:12,400	- It does? - Yeah.	- It does? - Yeah.
1784	01:32:12,500	01:32:14,500	- What? - And the sash...	- What? - And the sash...
1785	01:32:15,500	01:32:17,500	It sucks.	It sucks.
1786	01:32:19,100	01:32:21,100	But that hair...	But that hair...
1787	01:32:21,800	01:32:24,200	- It's like a co-op for parakeets.	- It's like a co-op for parakeets.
1788	01:32:24,300	01:32:25,800	What?	What?
1789	01:32:25,900	01:32:28,200	Look... Hannah...	Look... Hannah...
1790	01:32:28,300	01:32:30,900	I pride myself with being honest...	I pride myself with being honest...
1791	01:32:31,000	01:32:32,100	with everybody.	with everybody.
1792	01:32:32,200	01:32:35,300	But there's somebody I've been lying...	But there's somebody I've been lying...
1793	01:32:35,400	01:32:37,900	to for a very long time. Myself.	to for a very long time. Myself.
1794	01:32:38,000	01:32:41,800	Because the truth it's... It's scary.	Because the truth it's... It's scary.
1795	01:32:42,500	01:32:46,400	And 10 years ago I got in bed with the wrong girl.	And 10 years ago I got in bed with the wrong girl.
1796	01:32:46,500	01:32:49,400	She turned out to be the right one.	She turned out to be the right one.
1797	01:32:55,700	01:32:57,700	I love you, Hannah.	I love you, Hannah.
1798	01:32:58,400	01:33:02,200	I always have... And I always will.	I always have... And I always will.
1799	01:33:04,400	01:33:06,400	Thomas Bailey...	Thomas Bailey...
1800	01:33:06,600	01:33:10,500	You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time.	You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time.
1801	01:33:36,600	01:33:38,600	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
1802	01:33:51,200	01:33:53,000	I'm...	I'm...
1803	01:33:53,100	01:33:55,100	So...	So...
1804	01:33:57,500	01:33:59,700	Very, truly, sorry.	Very, truly, sorry.
1805	01:34:06,000	01:34:09,200	I don't expect you to ever forgive me.	I don't expect you to ever forgive me.
1806	01:34:13,400	01:34:15,400	Just so you know...	Just so you know...
1807	01:34:16,600	01:34:18,900	You are the perfect guy.	You are the perfect guy.
1808	01:34:21,200	01:34:23,800	Just not the perfect guy for me.	Just not the perfect guy for me.
1809	01:34:36,900	01:34:38,900	Goodbye, Hannah.	Goodbye, Hannah.
1810	01:34:40,900	01:34:42,900	Colin...	Colin...
1811	01:34:47,000	01:34:49,700	- What did she say? - She said I should dick you.	- What did she say? - She said I should dick you.
1812	01:34:49,800	01:34:52,200	Oh yeah, that makes sense...	Oh yeah, that makes sense...
1813	01:34:55,200	01:34:57,200	Arsehole.	Arsehole.
1814	01:35:11,800	01:35:12,800	- I do.	- I do.
1815	01:35:12,900	01:35:14,500	And Tom, do you take Hannah...	And Tom, do you take Hannah...
1816	01:35:14,600	01:35:17,000	- to be your lawfully wedded wife?	- to be your lawfully wedded wife?
1817	01:35:17,100	01:35:18,600	I do.	I do.
1818	01:35:18,700	01:35:20,700	Now, this is the moment.	Now, this is the moment.
1819	01:35:23,500	01:35:27,000	I now pronounce you husband and wife.	I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1820	01:35:27,100	01:35:30,200	At last... You may kiss your bride.	At last... You may kiss your bride.
1821	01:35:55,600	01:35:57,600	Oh my God.	Oh my God.
1822	01:35:57,700	01:35:59,700	- Number six? - Seven.	- Number six? - Seven.
1823	01:36:01,300	01:36:04,700	You're absolutely glowing tonight, grandma Pearl.	You're absolutely glowing tonight, grandma Pearl.
1824	01:36:04,800	01:36:09,800	Thank you. It's very nice of you to say so.	Thank you. It's very nice of you to say so.
1825	01:36:21,100	01:36:23,100	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1826	01:36:25,300	01:36:27,900	I'm just making sure I got the right girl this time.	I'm just making sure I got the right girl this time.
1827	01:36:28,000	01:36:31,600	You do. Definitely.	You do. Definitely.
1828	01:36:36,400	01:36:41,300	- Oh, Monica... - Oh, Bill...	- Oh, Monica... - Oh, Bill...