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1 00:00:49,625 00:00:51,583 A MAN I LIKE A MAN I LIKE
2 00:03:08,956 00:03:13,581 Hello, please don’t cut me off. Everything is alright. Hello, please don’t cut me off. Everything is alright.
3 00:03:16,622 00:03:18,914 Yes. Yes.
4 00:03:22,289 00:03:24,380 Wait. Don’t hang up. Wait. Don’t hang up.
5 00:03:50,497 00:03:53,872 So? Not bad, eh? So? Not bad, eh?
6 00:03:53,955 00:03:58,788 OK, so listen, I’ll send it to you tomorrow. Love you too. OK, so listen, I’ll send it to you tomorrow. Love you too.
7 00:09:07,242 00:09:09,200 So this is your place? So this is your place?
8 00:10:21,907 00:10:25,449 The most incestuous kiss of the century, Francoise. The most incestuous kiss of the century, Francoise.
9 00:10:34,074 00:10:36,240 Do you like Los Angeles? Do you like Los Angeles?
10 00:10:36,324 00:10:38,949 Wait! I’ve only just arrived. Give me two or three days. Wait! I’ve only just arrived. Give me two or three days.
11 00:10:39,032 00:10:44,115 - You should have arrived tomorrow. - Yep. - You should have arrived tomorrow. - Yep.
12 00:10:44,198 00:10:47,115 You must have received my telegram. You must have received my telegram.
13 00:10:47,198 00:10:49,907 Listen. Stop asking me stupid questions. Listen. Stop asking me stupid questions.
14 00:10:49,990 00:10:53,948 If I hadn’t, I wouldn’t be here! How’s your wife? If I hadn’t, I wouldn’t be here! How’s your wife?
15 00:10:54,032 00:10:55,573 Oh, very well. Oh, very well.
16 00:10:55,657 00:10:59,032 - Still not married then? - No, never married. - Still not married then? - No, never married.
17 00:10:59,115 00:11:03,531 - And the little guy? - The little guy … is big! - And the little guy? - The little guy … is big!
18 00:11:04,656 00:11:09,740 - Are you happy with your film? - A bit commercial, but it’s OK. - Are you happy with your film? - A bit commercial, but it’s OK.
19 00:11:09,823 00:11:11,740 You could have sent me the screenplay? You could have sent me the screenplay?
20 00:11:11,823 00:11:16,281 - I didn’t think you would come. - It’s that bad? - I didn’t think you would come. - It’s that bad?
21 00:11:16,365 00:11:19,531 It’s a little commercial for you, I think. It’s a little commercial for you, I think.
22 00:11:19,615 00:11:21,531 What’s “for you” supposed to mean? What’s “for you” supposed to mean?
23 00:11:21,615 00:11:25,323 It’s a good film but… It’s a good film but…
24 00:11:25,406 00:11:28,531 How about your hotel, do you have a nice room? How about your hotel, do you have a nice room?
25 00:11:28,614 00:11:34,114 Listen, I haven’t seen anything yet. I came straight to the set. Listen, I haven’t seen anything yet. I came straight to the set.
26 00:11:35,364 00:11:37,739 Tell me, why did you use a French actress? Tell me, why did you use a French actress?
27 00:11:37,823 00:11:40,573 The woman in it is French. The woman in it is French.
28 00:11:40,656 00:11:44,531 Oh, of course, I should have thought of that! Oh, of course, I should have thought of that!
29 00:11:49,239 00:11:52,906 - How’s your English? - Well, you’ll see! - How’s your English? - Well, you’ll see!
30 00:11:52,989 00:11:57,947 I have a surprise for you, a really good surprise. I have a surprise for you, a really good surprise.
31 00:12:01,864 00:12:04,697 Take down this number, it’s very important. Take down this number, it’s very important.
32 00:12:04,781 00:12:09,155 Take it down. Do you have a piece of paper? Take it down. Do you have a piece of paper?
33 00:12:09,239 00:12:10,697 Yes. Listen carefully. Yes. Listen carefully.
34 00:12:19,822 00:12:23,280 OK, her name is Patricia. OK, her name is Patricia.
35 00:12:23,364 00:12:30,072 - Patricia. - Yes. She really admires you. - Patricia. - Yes. She really admires you.
36 00:12:30,155 00:12:34,697 Well, I won’t be making up the jet lag any time soon! Well, I won’t be making up the jet lag any time soon!
37 00:12:56,321 00:12:58,530 To your bedroom. To your bedroom.
38 00:13:03,363 00:13:05,405 How do you say that? How do you say that?
39 00:13:09,946 00:13:12,113 Los Angeles, I love! Los Angeles, I love!
40 00:13:14,696 00:13:17,779 I adore girls who don’t wear bras. I adore girls who don’t wear bras.
41 00:13:22,363 00:13:24,321 I say... I say...
42 00:13:27,196 00:13:29,779 I said, I love Hollywood. I said, I love Hollywood.
43 00:14:53,569 00:14:58,569 - You begin the theme music here. - Hm. What’s the timing? - You begin the theme music here. - Hm. What’s the timing?
44 00:15:04,361 00:15:06,944 - Do you want a lot of instruments? - Oh yes, a lot. - Do you want a lot of instruments? - Oh yes, a lot.
45 00:15:07,028 00:15:09,069 Wouldn't it overemphasize it? Wouldn't it overemphasize it?
46 00:15:09,153 00:15:12,194 It has to emphasize it. It’s the punchline! It has to emphasize it. It’s the punchline!
47 00:15:12,278 00:15:13,527 The husband is “out”. The husband is “out”.
48 00:15:18,319 00:15:22,527 You shouldn’t have made this movie. Your characters are of no interest. You shouldn’t have made this movie. Your characters are of no interest.
49 00:15:22,611 00:15:25,902 They are rich, famous, they have nice cars, They are rich, famous, they have nice cars,
50 00:15:25,986 00:15:29,444 they stay in grand hotels. They travel at the drop of a hat. they stay in grand hotels. They travel at the drop of a hat.
51 00:15:29,527 00:15:34,069 - Who cares about all that today? - But you're doing the music, right? - Who cares about all that today? - But you're doing the music, right?
52 00:15:34,152 00:15:37,110 Yes, don’t worry about it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. Yes, don’t worry about it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.
53 00:15:40,152 00:15:45,444 OK. We can look at it again. Can you lend me the chronometer? OK. We can look at it again. Can you lend me the chronometer?
54 00:15:55,818 00:16:01,110 - I`m stopping there. - Do you like it? - I`m stopping there. - Do you like it?
55 00:17:29,817 00:17:33,317 Well, we`ll hear it. I think it`s OK. Well, we`ll hear it. I think it`s OK.
56 00:17:35,150 00:17:38,192 OK, I’ll turn it full on so we can hear it. OK, I’ll turn it full on so we can hear it.
57 00:17:38,275 00:17:42,317 - Are there too many violins? - No, I like violins. - Are there too many violins? - No, I like violins.
58 00:17:42,400 00:17:46,858 You’re right. It’s a screenplay that calls for violins. OK, let’s go! You’re right. It’s a screenplay that calls for violins. OK, let’s go!
59 00:18:34,691 00:18:37,691 So I’ve got two more days here in Los Angeles, So I’ve got two more days here in Los Angeles,
60 00:18:37,774 00:18:40,441 and then we’re going to New York, for a week I think. and then we’re going to New York, for a week I think.
61 00:18:40,524 00:18:43,816 It’s a drag because I have a week off... It’s a drag because I have a week off...
62 00:18:43,899 00:18:47,024 ...so I think I’ll stay here, it’s easier. ...so I think I’ll stay here, it’s easier.
63 00:18:47,107 00:18:51,232 OK. So did you read Jacques’ screenplay? OK. So did you read Jacques’ screenplay?
64 00:18:51,316 00:18:55,232 It’s bad? Well OK, then. It’s bad? Well OK, then.
65 00:18:55,316 00:18:58,441 What am I going to do? What am I going to do?
66 00:18:58,524 00:19:02,107 Yes, well you are really annoying. Yes, well you are really annoying.
67 00:19:02,190 00:19:06,315 Can`t get a word in edgeways with you, my love. Can`t get a word in edgeways with you, my love.
68 00:19:06,399 00:19:10,815 What did you do with your Sunday? Oh, did you go to the movies? What did you do with your Sunday? Oh, did you go to the movies?
69 00:19:10,899 00:19:17,524 You went to the country? Good. Did you go skating? You went to the country? Good. Did you go skating?
70 00:19:17,607 00:19:21,482 You know that I have you here with me? You know that I have you here with me?
71 00:19:21,565 00:19:23,565 Well yes, because I have your photo here. Well yes, because I have your photo here.
72 00:19:23,648 00:19:28,315 Yes, it’s here with me. You know what`s funny, Yes, it’s here with me. You know what`s funny,
73 00:19:28,398 00:19:33,648 you’re just going to bed and your mom is just getting up! you’re just going to bed and your mom is just getting up!
74 00:19:33,732 00:19:36,107 You don’t get it! Ask your father. You don’t get it! Ask your father.
75 00:19:36,190 00:19:41,607 Jet lag. Wait. Give me your dad back. Jet lag. Wait. Give me your dad back.
76 00:19:41,690 00:19:46,356 I wanted to say, about Jacques, don’t say anything to him. I wanted to say, about Jacques, don’t say anything to him.
77 00:19:46,440 00:19:48,565 I don`t know, I`ll… look at it when I get back. I don`t know, I`ll… look at it when I get back.
78 00:19:48,648 00:19:51,273 How’s your movie going? It’s going well? How’s your movie going? It’s going well?
79 00:19:51,356 00:19:57,523 Well, that’s one good thing! OK, good. I wanted to ask you... Well, that’s one good thing! OK, good. I wanted to ask you...
80 00:19:57,606 00:20:03,356 She`s going to ask you… Explain jet lag to her. She`s going to ask you… Explain jet lag to her.
81 00:20:03,440 00:20:08,814 OK, you don’t understand it, either! What a family! How lucky I am! OK, you don’t understand it, either! What a family! How lucky I am!
82 00:20:17,898 00:20:19,731 Hello. Hello.
83 00:20:21,314 00:20:27,272 Good morning, my love! No, I’m not asleep, I’m awake. Good morning, my love! No, I’m not asleep, I’m awake.
84 00:20:27,356 00:20:32,856 There’s even some beautiful sunshine in my room. There’s even some beautiful sunshine in my room.
85 00:20:32,939 00:20:40,731 Say, what time is it? 4 o’clock! Oh yes, 4 o’clock in Rome! Say, what time is it? 4 o’clock! Oh yes, 4 o’clock in Rome!
86 00:20:41,981 00:20:47,064 So, your day is just about over. What have you been doing? So, your day is just about over. What have you been doing?
87 00:20:50,439 00:20:56,522 I hope you have been a good girl. I’ve been roped into something today. I hope you have been a good girl. I’ve been roped into something today.
88 00:20:56,605 00:21:01,939 I have to go out on a boat. A “fishing party”, as they say. I have to go out on a boat. A “fishing party”, as they say.
89 00:21:02,022 00:21:08,230 Yes it`s Peza`s boat and I have to go to please Peter. Yes it`s Peza`s boat and I have to go to please Peter.
90 00:21:09,147 00:21:13,272 You called last night? But, I was here! You called last night? But, I was here!
91 00:21:13,355 00:21:20,313 Yes, I didn’t leave the hotel. Well, tomorrow I’m recording. Yes, I didn’t leave the hotel. Well, tomorrow I’m recording.
92 00:21:20,397 00:21:27,730 That way, I will have finished in three days at the most. That way, I will have finished in three days at the most.
93 00:21:27,813 00:21:34,980 That’s right. I love you. Hugs and kisses. ‘Bye. That’s right. I love you. Hugs and kisses. ‘Bye.
94 00:21:49,813 00:21:52,313 You’re even more beautiful in the morning. You’re even more beautiful in the morning.
95 00:21:59,229 00:22:04,563 A, B, C, D, A, B, C, D,
96 00:22:04,646 00:22:12,396 E, F, G, H, E, F, G, H,
97 00:22:12,479 00:22:19,271 I, J, K, L, I, J, K, L,
98 00:22:19,354 00:22:26,021 M, N, O, P, M, N, O, P,
99 00:22:26,104 00:22:34,854 Q, R, S, T, Q, R, S, T,
100 00:22:34,937 00:22:42,437 U, V, W, U, V, W,
101 00:22:42,520 00:22:47,354 X, Y, Z! X, Y, Z!
102 00:23:00,020 00:23:04,187 - Do you still have much to do? - I don’t know but I’m so bored! - Do you still have much to do? - I don’t know but I’m so bored!
103 00:23:04,270 00:23:06,353 You’re not the only one. You’re not the only one.
104 00:23:06,437 00:23:09,895 Just now, what were all those faces you were making? Just now, what were all those faces you were making?
105 00:23:09,978 00:23:12,311 I wasn’t making faces, it’s the sign language alphabet. I wasn’t making faces, it’s the sign language alphabet.
106 00:23:12,395 00:23:16,436 - Oh I see. Can`t you speak? - No, I had a role as a deaf- mute. - Oh I see. Can`t you speak? - No, I had a role as a deaf- mute.
107 00:23:16,520 00:23:20,145 - Oh! I see. - I`ve played blind people, lame... - Oh! I see. - I`ve played blind people, lame...
108 00:23:20,228 00:23:24,186 - You have a varied repertoire! - Well, you have to. - You have a varied repertoire! - Well, you have to.
109 00:23:27,936 00:23:31,311 The island is awful, isn`t it? The island is awful, isn`t it?
110 00:23:36,644 00:23:39,853 - Let's hope we get back by Monday. - Oh, I hope so. - Let's hope we get back by Monday. - Oh, I hope so.
111 00:23:39,936 00:23:43,228 I`ve had enough of having this fishing rod in my hand. I`ve had enough of having this fishing rod in my hand.
112 00:23:43,311 00:23:47,311 - I don`t know where to put it. - Drop it! Accidentally… - I don`t know where to put it. - Drop it! Accidentally…
113 00:23:47,394 00:23:49,603 Well, that`s how it`s going to finish up because…. Well, that`s how it`s going to finish up because….
114 00:23:49,686 00:23:52,394 I`ve had it in my hands since this morning. I`ve had it in my hands since this morning.
115 00:23:57,269 00:24:00,852 - Goodbye. Thanks a lot. - Have a good evening! - Goodbye. Thanks a lot. - Have a good evening!
116 00:24:10,769 00:24:14,061 - What time tomorrow? - 8 o’clock. - What time tomorrow? - 8 o’clock.
117 00:24:14,144 00:24:19,310 But you have to be in make- up at 7. But you have to be in make- up at 7.
118 00:24:22,477 00:24:24,394 I’ll be there! I’ll be there!
119 00:24:25,269 00:24:27,727 - ‘Bye! - ‘Bye! - ‘Bye! - ‘Bye!
120 00:24:31,602 00:24:35,018 - Marvellous fishing party! - Oh yes. - Marvellous fishing party! - Oh yes.
121 00:24:35,102 00:24:37,352 Shall we have a drink? A little whisky? Shall we have a drink? A little whisky?
122 00:24:37,435 00:24:40,268 No thanks, I have to get up early. No thanks, I have to get up early.
123 00:24:59,268 00:25:01,851 - You’re lucky! - You should have learned music! - You’re lucky! - You should have learned music!
124 00:25:01,935 00:25:04,851 So I should! Well, since you’re going to the bar. Good night. So I should! Well, since you’re going to the bar. Good night.
125 00:25:12,351 00:25:17,559 Say, are you sure you don’t want to come and have a drink…with me in…. Say, are you sure you don’t want to come and have a drink…with me in….
126 00:28:19,307 00:28:20,598 Yes. Yes.
127 00:28:20,682 00:28:26,306 Hello. We spent the day together this afternoon. Hello. We spent the day together this afternoon.
128 00:28:26,390 00:28:30,015 But we weren’t really together. But we weren’t really together.
129 00:28:30,098 00:28:33,015 No, there are just times like this in life when you feel the need to talk. No, there are just times like this in life when you feel the need to talk.
130 00:28:33,098 00:28:35,056 At this time of night? At this time of night?
131 00:28:35,140 00:28:37,306 Yes, it happens to me at least once a year. Yes, it happens to me at least once a year.
132 00:28:37,390 00:28:40,390 Well if it’s that important, it must be serious. Well if it’s that important, it must be serious.
133 00:28:40,473 00:28:44,390 No, but really, I wanted to say - don’t you think that elevator doors No, but really, I wanted to say - don’t you think that elevator doors
134 00:28:44,473 00:28:48,889 - close too quickly in America? - My thoughts exactly. - close too quickly in America? - My thoughts exactly.
135 00:28:48,973 00:28:52,973 But I’m calling you for something a little more serious. But I’m calling you for something a little more serious.
136 00:28:53,056 00:28:56,139 I wanted to let you know that there is a fire in the hotel. I wanted to let you know that there is a fire in the hotel.
137 00:28:56,223 00:29:00,764 Don’t panic! For the moment, it’s only in the bar. Don’t panic! For the moment, it’s only in the bar.
138 00:29:00,848 00:29:05,972 Yes, it’s the bar that’s burning. Yes, the bar is completely on fire. Yes, it’s the bar that’s burning. Yes, the bar is completely on fire.
139 00:29:06,056 00:29:07,889 Really – that’s terrible! Really – that’s terrible!
140 00:29:07,972 00:29:13,931 Yes, I see that the barman has just been burned up – ops! Yes, I see that the barman has just been burned up – ops!
141 00:29:14,014 00:29:17,222 There’s just a little pile of ash on the floor. There’s just a little pile of ash on the floor.
142 00:29:17,306 00:29:19,514 I went over to look at some guys playing pool… I went over to look at some guys playing pool…
143 00:29:19,597 00:29:22,014 All that`s there is an enormous inferno. All that`s there is an enormous inferno.
144 00:29:22,097 00:29:23,931 It’s horrible to see all this… It’s horrible to see all this…
145 00:29:24,014 00:29:26,639 Let`s see, there were two lovely young women. Let`s see, there were two lovely young women.
146 00:29:26,722 00:29:32,222 Poor things, there’s nothing left of them, just two little torches. Poor things, there’s nothing left of them, just two little torches.
147 00:29:32,305 00:29:35,389 Charming little torches, but torches all the same. Charming little torches, but torches all the same.
148 00:29:35,472 00:29:39,347 Oh, here come the firemen. Oh, here come the firemen.
149 00:29:39,430 00:29:41,930 Three firemen, one with a white helmet. Three firemen, one with a white helmet.
150 00:29:42,014 00:29:47,638 Really strong guys – they’re trying to put it out, but they can't. Really strong guys – they’re trying to put it out, but they can't.
151 00:29:48,680 00:29:50,763 Say, I really think you should come down, Say, I really think you should come down,
152 00:29:50,847 00:29:53,472 because it’s burning up more and more. because it’s burning up more and more.
153 00:29:53,555 00:29:56,888 You don’t believe me? Can’t you hear the people yelling? You don’t believe me? Can’t you hear the people yelling?
154 00:29:59,138 00:30:00,930 Sir, really I can’t, I’m not allowed to. Sir, really I can’t, I’m not allowed to.
155 00:30:01,013 00:30:05,222 You’re French! Listen, ten dollars and you yell out “fire”. You’re French! Listen, ten dollars and you yell out “fire”.
156 00:30:05,680 00:30:08,680 Au feu! Au feu! Au feu! Au feu! Au feu! Au feu!
157 00:30:12,096 00:30:15,346 Au feu! Au feu! Au feu! Au feu! Au feu! Au feu!
158 00:30:20,763 00:30:23,805 You think someone could make up this kind of panic? You think someone could make up this kind of panic?
159 00:30:23,888 00:30:25,555 Can you hear it? So come on down. Can you hear it? So come on down.
160 00:30:25,638 00:30:28,555 Hurry up, it’s beginning to burn all around me. Hurry up, it’s beginning to burn all around me.
161 00:30:28,638 00:30:30,721 I’m going to be obliged to move over to the right a little bit, I’m going to be obliged to move over to the right a little bit,
162 00:30:30,804 00:30:33,888 so come on down, because it’s really in your best interest. so come on down, because it’s really in your best interest.
163 00:31:01,304 00:31:06,179 - Did you see the film “The Hustler”? - Oh yes, I saw “The Hustler”. - Did you see the film “The Hustler”? - Oh yes, I saw “The Hustler”.
164 00:31:08,096 00:31:10,845 Now, that you’re here, I don’t know what to say to you. Now, that you’re here, I don’t know what to say to you.
165 00:31:10,929 00:31:13,929 We’re not obliged to talk! We’re not obliged to talk!
166 00:31:44,470 00:31:48,553 - What’s up? - It’s 6 o ‘clock. - What’s up? - It’s 6 o ‘clock.
167 00:31:48,637 00:31:52,636 - Did you sleep well? - Yes, thank you. - Did you sleep well? - Yes, thank you.
168 00:31:57,220 00:31:58,136 What's that? What's that?
169 00:33:09,135 00:33:11,385 Lucky he doesn’t have 10 kids! Lucky he doesn’t have 10 kids!
170 00:33:17,760 00:33:19,593 Oh, I don`t like tea. Oh, I don`t like tea.
171 00:33:19,677 00:33:22,885 Yes, but it’s what`s best here – the coffee is dreadful…. Yes, but it’s what`s best here – the coffee is dreadful….
172 00:33:22,968 00:33:26,427 - Here, would you like my breakfast? - Thank you. - Here, would you like my breakfast? - Thank you.
173 00:33:26,510 00:33:30,385 I have to go to make- up. I’m in a hurry. I have to go to make- up. I’m in a hurry.
174 00:33:57,051 00:33:59,884 - What’s up? - Nothing. - What’s up? - Nothing.
175 00:34:01,343 00:34:04,051 - Is it any good? - It's light! - Is it any good? - It's light!
176 00:34:04,134 00:34:09,384 - I couldn't have predicted that… - Well, even for one, it’s light. - I couldn't have predicted that… - Well, even for one, it’s light.
177 00:34:09,468 00:34:12,176 Oh dear! Oh dear!
178 00:34:13,593 00:34:15,426 - What are you saying? - I`m just saying … - What are you saying? - I`m just saying …
179 00:34:15,509 00:34:19,884 The make- up artist will need a lot of talent this morning. The make- up artist will need a lot of talent this morning.
180 00:34:21,134 00:34:26,301 - How long have you been here? - A couple of weeks. - How long have you been here? - A couple of weeks.
181 00:34:26,384 00:34:29,092 I came when you were doing the sequence with your brother. I came when you were doing the sequence with your brother.
182 00:34:29,176 00:34:32,801 - The whole kiss thing. - The suction cup! - The whole kiss thing. - The suction cup!
183 00:34:32,884 00:34:36,176 Don`t you remember? I told you that I had seen all your films. Don`t you remember? I told you that I had seen all your films.
184 00:34:36,259 00:34:39,675 It`s not true though, I haven`t seen them all. It`s not true though, I haven`t seen them all.
185 00:34:42,259 00:34:46,092 - Are you happy with this movie? - It’s OK. - Are you happy with this movie? - It’s OK.
186 00:34:46,175 00:34:49,717 Are you happy with your music? Are you happy with your music?
187 00:34:49,800 00:34:55,300 Yes, It’s a little heavy on the violins, but the melody isn’t bad. Yes, It’s a little heavy on the violins, but the melody isn’t bad.
188 00:34:56,967 00:34:58,759 Do you have the main part in the movie? Do you have the main part in the movie?
189 00:34:58,842 00:35:02,300 No, I’m not the star. The star is Bedart. No, I’m not the star. The star is Bedart.
190 00:35:02,383 00:35:06,842 But I’m well placed, right after him. But I’m well placed, right after him.
191 00:35:07,508 00:35:10,508 So you’re not the big star then! So you’re not the big star then!
192 00:35:12,467 00:35:14,842 Usually actresses like to have the principal role. Usually actresses like to have the principal role.
193 00:35:14,925 00:35:19,342 You`re really annoying! You’re a musician and not an actor, You`re really annoying! You’re a musician and not an actor,
194 00:35:19,425 00:35:21,341 you don’t understand anything. you don’t understand anything.
195 00:35:21,425 00:35:23,133 No, but I have to watch the orchestra leader. No, but I have to watch the orchestra leader.
196 00:35:23,216 00:35:25,591 Look after your scales. Look after your scales.
197 00:35:27,841 00:35:32,425 Say, it’s not bad having the studio right across from the hotel. Say, it’s not bad having the studio right across from the hotel.
198 00:35:32,508 00:35:36,800 - I didn’t leave you much. - That’s OK, I have to go, I’m late. - I didn’t leave you much. - That’s OK, I have to go, I’m late.
199 00:35:36,883 00:35:41,466 I’ll be going, too. I’ll go and see if I have any messages, I’ll be going, too. I’ll go and see if I have any messages,
200 00:35:41,550 00:35:45,299 then go back to sleep a while longer. I don’t start working ‘til 10. then go back to sleep a while longer. I don’t start working ‘til 10.
201 00:35:45,383 00:35:47,341 We know! We know!
202 00:36:07,341 00:36:09,882 Right, I’m late. I’m off to the studio. ‘Bye. Right, I’m late. I’m off to the studio. ‘Bye.
203 00:36:09,966 00:36:11,924 Have a good day! Have a good day!
204 00:36:26,299 00:36:30,840 Stay calm and I’ll explain it to you. Can I talk now? That’s it? Good! Stay calm and I’ll explain it to you. Can I talk now? That’s it? Good!
205 00:36:30,924 00:36:34,674 I wasn’t in my room because I was recording all night. I wasn’t in my room because I was recording all night.
206 00:36:34,757 00:36:36,882 Because of that, I’ve finished my work Because of that, I’ve finished my work
207 00:36:36,965 00:36:38,799 and I can take the plane tomorrow. and I can take the plane tomorrow.
208 00:36:38,882 00:36:40,715 I’ll take the plane tomorrow at 11 o’clock. I’ll take the plane tomorrow at 11 o’clock.
209 00:36:40,799 00:36:44,715 I don’t know what time it arrives. I don't understand time difference. I don’t know what time it arrives. I don't understand time difference.
210 00:36:44,798 00:36:47,798 Just phone them and they’ll explain it to you. Just phone them and they’ll explain it to you.
211 00:36:47,882 00:36:50,423 Listen, please don’t start to get all excited again. Listen, please don’t start to get all excited again.
212 00:36:50,507 00:36:52,923 I swear that I’m thinking about you my love. I swear that I’m thinking about you my love.
213 00:36:53,007 00:36:56,965 Here in America, you can really think about your wife. Here in America, you can really think about your wife.
214 00:36:57,048 00:36:59,507 I’ve never thought about you so often. I’ve never thought about you so often.
215 00:36:59,590 00:37:02,548 Then, yesterday, I thought about you a little more than usual, Then, yesterday, I thought about you a little more than usual,
216 00:37:02,632 00:37:04,715 and last night I was really extravagant, and last night I was really extravagant,
217 00:37:04,798 00:37:08,631 butterfly- shaped extravagant. Oh, I didn’t buy a butterfly. butterfly- shaped extravagant. Oh, I didn’t buy a butterfly.
218 00:37:08,715 00:37:11,215 I bought a piece of jewellery in the shape of a butterfly. I bought a piece of jewellery in the shape of a butterfly.
219 00:37:11,298 00:37:17,756 It’s very pretty and on its wings, there’s a bunch of diamonds… It’s very pretty and on its wings, there’s a bunch of diamonds…
220 00:37:25,839 00:37:30,673 - I understand a little, sir. - Well, I have a problem. - I understand a little, sir. - Well, I have a problem.
221 00:37:30,756 00:37:34,381 I need a piece of jewellery, butterfly- shaped. I need a piece of jewellery, butterfly- shaped.
222 00:37:59,922 00:38:04,756 Hi Peter. Listen, I`m going to the filming to record the separation. Hi Peter. Listen, I`m going to the filming to record the separation.
223 00:38:04,839 00:38:06,922 Where will you be this afternoon? Where will you be this afternoon?
224 00:38:08,214 00:38:09,714 - Very good. - Henri... - Very good. - Henri...
225 00:38:09,797 00:38:13,255 Patricia is very sad that you’re leaving. Patricia is very sad that you’re leaving.
226 00:40:00,254 00:40:04,879 It`s completely insane how much people pay to visit the studios. It`s completely insane how much people pay to visit the studios.
227 00:40:04,962 00:40:09,254 Do you know how many come here in a year? About a million. Do you know how many come here in a year? About a million.
228 00:40:09,337 00:40:11,254 That must bring in more than the movies themselves. That must bring in more than the movies themselves.
229 00:40:11,337 00:40:13,878 Sure thing. Sure thing.
230 00:40:14,712 00:40:17,545 - Are you often at the movie shoot? - No. - Are you often at the movie shoot? - No.
231 00:40:17,628 00:40:20,170 Generally, we do the music before or after. Generally, we do the music before or after.
232 00:40:20,253 00:40:22,670 But Peter wanted it to be part of the shoot. But Peter wanted it to be part of the shoot.
233 00:40:22,753 00:40:25,837 - You get on well with him? - We never agree! - You get on well with him? - We never agree!
234 00:40:25,920 00:40:28,587 He’s completely crazy. But I’m even crazier than he is, so… He’s completely crazy. But I’m even crazier than he is, so…
235 00:40:28,670 00:40:32,128 You certainly are. Have you known each other long? You certainly are. Have you known each other long?
236 00:40:32,212 00:40:35,920 - Oh, when you speak of the devil... - Yes, here he is. - Oh, when you speak of the devil... - Yes, here he is.
237 00:40:36,003 00:40:40,086 Two years. We did a movie together in Rome. Two years. We did a movie together in Rome.
238 00:40:43,128 00:40:48,420 Yes, perhaps you saw it? It's called “Is there someone in Italy”. Yes, perhaps you saw it? It's called “Is there someone in Italy”.
239 00:40:52,795 00:40:54,669 Completely stupid! Completely stupid!
240 00:40:54,753 00:40:57,919 We spent the evening together and anyway, did you know We spent the evening together and anyway, did you know
241 00:40:58,003 00:41:02,003 that Las Vegas is only 45 minutes away from Los Angeles…? that Las Vegas is only 45 minutes away from Los Angeles…?
242 00:41:04,378 00:41:06,711 No, let`s stay here. No, let`s stay here.
243 00:41:06,794 00:41:09,128 But can I at least buy you a drink? But can I at least buy you a drink?
244 00:41:09,211 00:41:11,003 - That you can. - A little coke? - That you can. - A little coke?
245 00:41:11,086 00:41:12,086 Here you are! Here you are!
246 00:41:49,835 00:41:54,419 Do you know that Las Vegas is still 45 minutes from Los Angeles? Ah! Do you know that Las Vegas is still 45 minutes from Los Angeles? Ah!
247 00:41:54,502 00:41:59,418 It seems that Las Vegas is only 45 minutes from Los Angeles. It seems that Las Vegas is only 45 minutes from Los Angeles.
248 00:41:59,502 00:42:01,835 - Hello! - Good evening. - Hello! - Good evening.
249 00:42:01,918 00:42:03,960 I was just telling a woman I don’t know I was just telling a woman I don’t know
250 00:42:04,043 00:42:09,127 that Las Vegas is 45 minutes away from Los Angeles. that Las Vegas is 45 minutes away from Los Angeles.
251 00:42:09,210 00:42:12,668 Oh you can’t, you have a French friend Oh you can’t, you have a French friend
252 00:42:12,752 00:42:18,626 who arrived in Los Angeles. OK, then. who arrived in Los Angeles. OK, then.
253 00:42:18,710 00:42:21,960 Yes, yes, I’m still leaving tomorrow morning. Yes, yes, I’m still leaving tomorrow morning.
254 00:42:22,043 00:42:26,293 Well listen, have a good evening with your French friend. Well listen, have a good evening with your French friend.
255 00:42:26,376 00:42:28,751 Talking about evenings, I wanted to tell you Talking about evenings, I wanted to tell you
256 00:42:28,835 00:42:34,085 that your muse was very good. It pleased me a lot. that your muse was very good. It pleased me a lot.
257 00:42:34,168 00:42:36,751 Well, listen, if by chance you’re ever passing through Rome, Well, listen, if by chance you’re ever passing through Rome,
258 00:42:36,835 00:42:40,334 I would be delighted to see an old French friend again. I would be delighted to see an old French friend again.
259 00:42:40,418 00:42:44,668 Well, get a paper and pencil, I’ll give you my phone number. Well, get a paper and pencil, I’ll give you my phone number.
260 00:42:44,751 00:42:51,876 Alright, I’m ready. 453…453. Thank you. Alright, I’m ready. 453…453. Thank you.
261 00:42:56,209 00:43:01,542 I promise you that if I'm ever in Rome, I’ll call you. I promise you that if I'm ever in Rome, I’ll call you.
262 00:43:01,626 00:43:04,709 - Hugs and kisses. - You too. - Hugs and kisses. - You too.
263 00:43:10,751 00:43:15,042 - How long are you playing? - One month…longer. - How long are you playing? - One month…longer.
264 00:43:22,292 00:43:26,750 - Is the public happy? - They`re laughing. - Is the public happy? - They`re laughing.
265 00:43:26,834 00:43:30,459 - Which language are you doing it in? - In English. You too? - Which language are you doing it in? - In English. You too?
266 00:43:30,542 00:43:33,292 Yes, they’re forcing me. Yes, they’re forcing me.
267 00:43:35,292 00:43:37,459 What would you like to eat? What would you like to eat?
268 00:43:37,542 00:43:40,875 I don’t know, whatever you like, I’m easy. I don’t know, whatever you like, I’m easy.
269 00:43:57,958 00:44:01,625 Please excuse me, I have to make a phone call. Please excuse me, I have to make a phone call.
270 00:44:13,541 00:44:18,666 It’s me. Yes, I’ve managed to get free. It’s me. Yes, I’ve managed to get free.
271 00:44:22,916 00:44:26,374 So I’ll wait for you down here. So I’ll wait for you down here.
272 00:44:30,874 00:44:35,958 - I’m sorry, we can’t have dinner. - Nothing serious, I hope. - I’m sorry, we can’t have dinner. - Nothing serious, I hope.
273 00:44:36,041 00:44:38,041 Oh no, it’s not serious. Oh no, it’s not serious.
274 00:44:38,124 00:44:41,374 Hello Patricia…. Hello Patricia….
275 00:45:01,416 00:45:06,290 This is for lip service only. Rubber... This is for lip service only. Rubber...
276 00:45:08,790 00:45:10,207 Oh! Oh!
277 00:45:12,040 00:45:18,499 - Why did you call me back? - No, you called me back. - Why did you call me back? - No, you called me back.
278 00:45:18,582 00:45:23,749 - It was you who called me back. - OK, if we go back to the beginning. - It was you who called me back. - OK, if we go back to the beginning.
279 00:45:23,832 00:45:27,165 - You’re some kind of liar! - Oh yes. - You’re some kind of liar! - Oh yes.
280 00:45:27,248 00:45:30,415 But that`s what I prefer. That way I know what I`m getting into. But that`s what I prefer. That way I know what I`m getting into.
281 00:45:30,498 00:45:32,873 - And you, you don’t tell lies. - No. - And you, you don’t tell lies. - No.
282 00:45:32,957 00:45:35,998 But you change your mind at the drop of a hat. But you change your mind at the drop of a hat.
283 00:45:40,332 00:45:43,540 - Do you like Las Vegas? - No, it’s old- fashioned. - Do you like Las Vegas? - No, it’s old- fashioned.
284 00:45:43,623 00:45:46,498 Too many feathers. Too many feathers.
285 00:45:46,581 00:45:50,581 - Why did we come here? - To make love! - Why did we come here? - To make love!
286 00:45:50,665 00:45:55,123 - We could've stayed in Los Angeles. - Oh, you poor bourgeoise! - We could've stayed in Los Angeles. - Oh, you poor bourgeoise!
287 00:45:55,206 00:45:58,206 You’re not often serious. You’re not often serious.
288 00:45:58,290 00:46:00,415 I can be serious for a whole evening. I can be serious for a whole evening.
289 00:46:00,498 00:46:04,790 And you’ll see, from now on, I’ll say important things. And you’ll see, from now on, I’ll say important things.
290 00:46:06,290 00:46:08,914 It's starting. It's starting.
291 00:46:10,539 00:46:13,373 There’s going to be trapeze artists… There’s going to be trapeze artists…
292 00:46:15,331 00:46:18,123 No, but…let it go. I think this is what`s important.. No, but…let it go. I think this is what`s important..
293 00:46:18,206 00:46:22,123 I`m sorry about the dress, but it was for meant for going out. I`m sorry about the dress, but it was for meant for going out.
294 00:46:34,497 00:46:37,456 How come we didn`t see each other before? How come we didn`t see each other before?
295 00:46:37,539 00:46:39,664 I don`t know. Where were you? I was there. I don`t know. Where were you? I was there.
296 00:46:39,747 00:46:42,622 - Me too, but we didn't meet. - You weren`t there! - Me too, but we didn't meet. - You weren`t there!
297 00:46:42,706 00:46:46,831 You don`t think so? Look at that dangerous jump! You don`t think so? Look at that dangerous jump!
298 00:49:01,870 00:49:07,370 - So we lost quite a bit, didn`t we? - Unlucky at gambling, lucky in love! - So we lost quite a bit, didn`t we? - Unlucky at gambling, lucky in love!
299 00:49:07,453 00:49:11,412 - Not very original! - But it`s confirmed every time! - Not very original! - But it`s confirmed every time!
300 00:49:26,411 00:49:30,703 - You sure change your mind fast! - Are you sorry? - You sure change your mind fast! - Are you sorry?
301 00:49:30,786 00:49:34,495 - No… not yet! - OK. - No… not yet! - OK.
302 00:49:38,036 00:49:41,786 You`ve seen Las Vegas and the Needham. You`ve seen Las Vegas and the Needham.
303 00:49:41,869 00:49:44,828 Would you have preferred San Francisco? Would you have preferred San Francisco?
304 00:49:44,911 00:49:50,078 No, I like it well enough. It`s an ideal place No, I like it well enough. It`s an ideal place
305 00:49:50,161 00:49:55,661 for the end of a love affair. Which, in any case, hasn`t started yet. for the end of a love affair. Which, in any case, hasn`t started yet.
306 00:50:01,286 00:50:05,244 You were supposed to tell me important things. You were supposed to tell me important things.
307 00:50:05,327 00:50:12,202 - I`m not always on form. - You can`t invent a fire every day. - I`m not always on form. - You can`t invent a fire every day.
308 00:50:12,286 00:50:14,327 No, too costly! No, too costly!
309 00:50:17,160 00:50:20,202 You’re a woman who`s always afraid. You’re a woman who`s always afraid.
310 00:50:20,285 00:50:22,494 I saw you in the plane, you were afraid. I saw you in the plane, you were afraid.
311 00:50:22,577 00:50:25,369 In the taxi, you were afraid. In the taxi, you were afraid.
312 00:50:25,452 00:50:30,285 And now, coming back here, you were afraid. And now, coming back here, you were afraid.
313 00:50:30,369 00:50:35,410 - You don`t like that? - I do. It's very feminine. - You don`t like that? - I do. It's very feminine.
314 00:50:43,910 00:50:46,368 There`s a saucy brunette over there! There`s a saucy brunette over there!
315 00:50:46,452 00:50:48,743 - Where? - Over on the right. - Where? - Over on the right.
316 00:50:52,618 00:50:55,952 Look, watch out, oops she`s gone over to the left. Look, watch out, oops she`s gone over to the left.
317 00:51:00,035 00:51:03,660 You know when I go to the ballet, I always choose one dancer You know when I go to the ballet, I always choose one dancer
318 00:51:03,743 00:51:07,243 and I only watch her. I don`t see anything else, just her. and I only watch her. I don`t see anything else, just her.
319 00:51:07,326 00:51:11,201 That`s great! And when you`re with your wife, what does she say? That`s great! And when you`re with your wife, what does she say?
320 00:51:11,285 00:51:16,451 - I don`t tell her. - Obviously, that’s easy! - I don`t tell her. - Obviously, that’s easy!
321 00:51:17,368 00:51:23,784 And yet you tell me everything. That`s OK, because I like you. And yet you tell me everything. That`s OK, because I like you.
322 00:51:23,868 00:51:26,243 - Oh! - I like you a lot. - Oh! - I like you a lot.
323 00:51:26,326 00:51:27,493 Ah… Ah…
324 00:51:35,618 00:51:39,409 You know, the other evening… Well me too, I liked it a lot. You know, the other evening… Well me too, I liked it a lot.
325 00:51:42,076 00:51:49,242 Watch out, the little brunette is going over to the right. There. Watch out, the little brunette is going over to the right. There.
326 00:51:49,326 00:51:54,034 If I raped you, would you call for help? If I raped you, would you call for help?
327 00:51:54,117 00:51:56,534 If you couldn`t manage it by yourself! If you couldn`t manage it by yourself!
328 00:52:03,034 00:52:10,159 Tell me, between your little dancers and your starlets, Tell me, between your little dancers and your starlets,
329 00:52:10,242 00:52:13,034 where would you put me? where would you put me?
330 00:53:37,449 00:53:40,199 Shall we start? Shall we start?
331 00:53:48,490 00:53:51,615 It’s plentiful today, even for two! It’s plentiful today, even for two!
332 00:53:58,074 00:54:01,115 - What’s up? - Nothing. - What’s up? - Nothing.
333 00:54:01,199 00:54:03,740 I’m thinking about all we did last night, I’m thinking about all we did last night,
334 00:54:03,824 00:54:07,365 when you see the bed in the mirror. when you see the bed in the mirror.
335 00:54:08,448 00:54:11,073 This isn’t cooked enough. This isn’t cooked enough.
336 00:54:11,907 00:54:17,282 - When do we arrive in Los Angeles? - 10 o’clock. - When do we arrive in Los Angeles? - 10 o’clock.
337 00:54:17,365 00:54:23,532 - And your plane leaves? - At 11. - And your plane leaves? - At 11.
338 00:54:23,615 00:54:30,031 That’s tight! What about your luggage? That’s tight! What about your luggage?
339 00:54:30,115 00:54:35,406 The hotel will take care of it and take it straight to the airport. The hotel will take care of it and take it straight to the airport.
340 00:54:43,323 00:54:47,031 - Are you winning? - No. - Are you winning? - No.
341 00:55:01,239 00:55:04,781 - I’m ready. - Let’s go. - I’m ready. - Let’s go.
342 00:55:15,156 00:55:19,406 - Did you forget anything? - Oh, I didn’t have much. - Did you forget anything? - Oh, I didn’t have much.
343 00:55:49,988 00:55:52,613 - What are you reading? - Something that looks like the moon. - What are you reading? - Something that looks like the moon.
344 00:55:52,697 00:55:54,072 What is it? What is it?
345 00:55:54,155 00:55:56,280 Lake Powell, the world's largest lake. Lake Powell, the world's largest lake.
346 00:55:56,363 00:55:59,030 Come on. The taxi is waiting. Come on. The taxi is waiting.
347 00:57:56,111 00:57:59,695 - You seem bored. - No. - You seem bored. - No.
348 00:57:59,778 00:58:04,278 - Yes, you do. - Well OK, I am bored. - Yes, you do. - Well OK, I am bored.
349 00:58:04,361 00:58:07,945 Would you have preferred that we said goodbye in Las Vegas? Would you have preferred that we said goodbye in Las Vegas?
350 00:58:08,028 00:58:11,236 It'd perhaps have been easier than saying goodbye tomorrow morning. It'd perhaps have been easier than saying goodbye tomorrow morning.
351 00:58:11,320 00:58:15,070 But we wouldn’t have seen all this. But we wouldn’t have seen all this.
352 00:58:20,944 00:58:26,486 I thought I had understood that you didn`t love him any longer. I thought I had understood that you didn`t love him any longer.
353 00:58:26,569 00:58:32,861 It’s not all that easy…. And Patricia? It’s not all that easy…. And Patricia?
354 00:58:49,694 00:58:52,236 I’m not hanging up, Madam. I’m not hanging up, Madam.
355 00:58:57,777 00:59:02,235 Hello. I can’t hear you very well. Hello. I can’t hear you very well.
356 00:59:02,319 00:59:07,444 No, I’m not hearing you well. Yes, it’s OK. No, I’m not hearing you well. Yes, it’s OK.
357 00:59:07,527 00:59:14,819 No, I’m not in Los Angeles, I’m in Arizona. Yes, in Arizona! No, I’m not in Los Angeles, I’m in Arizona. Yes, in Arizona!
358 00:59:55,526 00:59:58,776 What did you tell him? What did you tell him?
359 00:59:58,860 01:00:03,526 I told him, I suddenly had the desire to travel. I told him, I suddenly had the desire to travel.
360 01:00:07,818 01:00:12,151 I don’t like love affairs that begin with lies. I don’t like love affairs that begin with lies.
361 01:00:14,318 01:00:18,734 Do you often seduce guys? Do you often seduce guys?
362 01:00:21,776 01:00:28,901 Each time that I meet a man I like. But it’s very rare. Each time that I meet a man I like. But it’s very rare.
363 01:00:36,026 01:00:40,109 - It’s not going to be easy. - That would be too easy. - It’s not going to be easy. - That would be too easy.
364 01:00:41,692 01:00:47,775 Now it’s my turn. No, stay here. Now it’s my turn. No, stay here.
365 01:00:49,025 01:00:54,067 Hello. Yes, I can hear you very well. Hello. Yes, I can hear you very well.
366 01:00:54,150 01:00:56,984 Did you receive my telegram? No, because I didn’t want you Did you receive my telegram? No, because I didn’t want you
367 01:00:57,067 01:01:00,192 to go to the airport for nothing. to go to the airport for nothing.
368 01:01:00,275 01:01:05,650 No, there’s been a bit of a problem and I have to re- record something. No, there’s been a bit of a problem and I have to re- record something.
369 01:01:05,733 01:01:13,483 But finally I’ll leave tomorrow. Yes, the same timetable as yesterday. But finally I’ll leave tomorrow. Yes, the same timetable as yesterday.
370 01:01:13,567 01:01:17,233 What do you mean my voice sounds strange? What do you mean my voice sounds strange?
371 01:01:17,317 01:01:23,316 No, I’m recording here. What’s the weather like? No, I’m recording here. What’s the weather like?
372 01:01:23,400 01:01:26,691 I don’t know, listen, I’m shut in here. I don’t know, listen, I’m shut in here.
373 01:01:26,775 01:01:30,691 But yes, this morning it was nice out. But yes, this morning it was nice out.
374 01:01:51,149 01:01:53,524 You were wrong not to stay to the end. You were wrong not to stay to the end.
375 01:01:53,608 01:01:57,899 I told a lie that will let me stay 4 more days with you. I told a lie that will let me stay 4 more days with you.
376 01:01:57,983 01:02:01,108 So now, I can accompany you to New York. So now, I can accompany you to New York.
377 01:02:01,191 01:02:06,149 I also phoned Los Angeles and our bags will be forwarded. I also phoned Los Angeles and our bags will be forwarded.
378 01:04:23,522 01:04:26,814 Well, he understands well! Tell me… Well, he understands well! Tell me…
379 01:04:26,897 01:04:29,522 - It’s your fault. - It’s my fault? No it’s not. - It’s your fault. - It’s my fault? No it’s not.
380 01:04:29,605 01:04:33,272 You see, imagine this in Paris. You see, imagine this in Paris.
381 01:04:33,355 01:04:37,522 Instead of their ridiculous “Son et Lumière”, it’s terrific. Instead of their ridiculous “Son et Lumière”, it’s terrific.
382 01:04:37,605 01:04:40,230 - Yes, it could be fun. - Yes, it could! - Yes, it could be fun. - Yes, it could!
383 01:04:40,313 01:04:42,563 So, the whole history of France in the streets. So, the whole history of France in the streets.
384 01:04:42,647 01:04:45,313 Yes. So you see, you’d take Place de la Concorde Yes. So you see, you’d take Place de la Concorde
385 01:04:45,397 01:04:48,605 and you’d cut off Louis XVI’s head every hour. and you’d cut off Louis XVI’s head every hour.
386 01:04:48,688 01:04:51,438 - And Marie- Antoinette’s? - That one, every two hours. - And Marie- Antoinette’s? - That one, every two hours.
387 01:04:51,522 01:04:54,146 - Why? Playing favourites? - It’s a rolling schedule. - Why? Playing favourites? - It’s a rolling schedule.
388 01:04:54,230 01:04:57,771 - With rolling of drums. - No, with a rolling of heads. - With rolling of drums. - No, with a rolling of heads.
389 01:04:57,855 01:05:00,605 It would be good to have the storming of the Bastille day at 4 p.m. It would be good to have the storming of the Bastille day at 4 p.m.
390 01:05:00,688 01:05:03,855 - That would be very good. - Oh, he did it! - That would be very good. - Oh, he did it!
391 01:05:03,938 01:05:05,605 It would be reserved for... It would be reserved for...
392 01:05:06,730 01:05:13,104 It would be reserved for... I could perhaps continue. It would be reserved for... I could perhaps continue.
393 01:05:13,188 01:05:17,604 Versailles would be reserved for 18 year olds and up, for instance. Versailles would be reserved for 18 year olds and up, for instance.
394 01:05:17,688 01:05:21,229 A special show! Come on, let’s go A special show! Come on, let’s go
395 01:05:21,313 01:05:25,021 and see the “Gun Shop” as they say here. and see the “Gun Shop” as they say here.
396 01:05:28,063 01:05:34,521 - You know, we’re quite charming. - You look like Marie- Antoinette. - You know, we’re quite charming. - You look like Marie- Antoinette.
397 01:06:04,520 01:06:08,979 - How will you get it through customs? - Look! Like this! - How will you get it through customs? - Look! Like this!
398 01:06:09,062 01:06:13,312 - What about the customs guy? - I’ll give it to him for his kids. - What about the customs guy? - I’ll give it to him for his kids.
399 01:06:13,395 01:06:16,645 - And if he doesn’t have any kids? - At Italian customs, all have kids. - And if he doesn’t have any kids? - At Italian customs, all have kids.
400 01:06:16,728 01:06:18,562 You’re so insincere! You’re so insincere!
401 01:07:03,144 01:07:06,644 - But what is he saying? - I can’t understand anything. - But what is he saying? - I can’t understand anything.
402 01:07:18,852 01:07:21,269 But what is he saying? Oh, I see. But what is he saying? Oh, I see.
403 01:07:36,436 01:07:39,269 You know I’ve been watching you since Tucson. You know I’ve been watching you since Tucson.
404 01:07:39,352 01:07:41,810 And what conclusion have you reached? And what conclusion have you reached?
405 01:07:41,894 01:07:44,602 None of your business. None of your business.
406 01:07:49,019 01:07:51,852 You really don’t look Italian. You really don’t look Italian.
407 01:07:51,935 01:07:55,394 Of course not, since I’m French. Of course not, since I’m French.
408 01:07:57,310 01:08:01,810 - Have you lived there long? - Ten years or so. - Have you lived there long? - Ten years or so.
409 01:08:03,227 01:08:05,435 Obviously your wife is the Italian type. Obviously your wife is the Italian type.
410 01:08:05,518 01:08:11,518 Roman. Listen, look at the map, I have a feeling that we’re lost. Roman. Listen, look at the map, I have a feeling that we’re lost.
411 01:08:11,602 01:08:17,727 You know, me and maps… It’s the surest way to get lost! You know, me and maps… It’s the surest way to get lost!
412 01:08:20,060 01:08:22,643 Is it the first time that you‘ve worked in America? Is it the first time that you‘ve worked in America?
413 01:08:22,726 01:08:24,351 Yes. Yes.
414 01:08:24,435 01:08:30,726 - Do you like it? - It pays well. - Do you like it? - It pays well.
415 01:08:30,810 01:08:32,810 How come they called you? How come they called you?
416 01:08:32,893 01:08:36,685 Because I did a fake western musical score for a fake western. Because I did a fake western musical score for a fake western.
417 01:08:36,768 01:08:41,143 - Oh, I see. - And they liked it a lot here. - Oh, I see. - And they liked it a lot here.
418 01:08:41,226 01:08:44,726 How do you do a fake western musical score? How do you do a fake western musical score?
419 01:08:44,809 01:08:48,476 Oh, it’s a question of the orchestration. Oh, it’s a question of the orchestration.
420 01:08:48,559 01:08:52,309 You need a lot of instruments. You need horns... You need a lot of instruments. You need horns...
421 01:08:59,143 01:09:00,434 ...violins... ...violins...
422 01:09:04,601 01:09:06,684 ...kettledrums... ...kettledrums...
423 01:09:10,559 01:09:14,559 ...and you need as much percussion as possible, a lot of percussion. ...and you need as much percussion as possible, a lot of percussion.
424 01:09:16,184 01:09:18,976 And what else can you throw in? A flute... And what else can you throw in? A flute...
425 01:09:24,392 01:09:26,225 And there you are! And there you are!
426 01:09:26,309 01:09:30,725 - And once you’ve got all that? - The Indians only need to attack! - And once you’ve got all that? - The Indians only need to attack!
427 01:12:32,056 01:12:35,097 My jacket, please. My jacket, please.
428 01:12:43,514 01:12:45,347 The other one. The other one.
429 01:13:30,638 01:13:34,180 - Why do you have an Italian passport? - It’s useful. - Why do you have an Italian passport? - It’s useful.
430 01:13:34,263 01:13:37,763 Do you have a right to it? Do you have a right to it?
431 01:13:37,846 01:13:42,013 Oh, you are… incredible, you’re completely immoral. Oh, you are… incredible, you’re completely immoral.
432 01:13:42,096 01:13:46,471 I knew you were a liar and a cheat, but not to this degree! I knew you were a liar and a cheat, but not to this degree!
433 01:13:46,555 01:13:48,721 And why do you lie all the time? And why do you lie all the time?
434 01:13:48,805 01:13:51,346 Because there is nothing more beautiful than a lie. Because there is nothing more beautiful than a lie.
435 01:13:51,430 01:13:54,638 And when one lie is constructed on top of a whole lot of other lies, And when one lie is constructed on top of a whole lot of other lies,
436 01:13:54,721 01:13:58,096 then it becomes as impressive as the pyramids. then it becomes as impressive as the pyramids.
437 01:14:00,429 01:14:04,179 - He has quite a physique! - Yes. - He has quite a physique! - Yes.
438 01:14:05,929 01:14:09,429 - He’s looking strangely at my wheel. - No, at the gas cap. - He’s looking strangely at my wheel. - No, at the gas cap.
439 01:14:09,513 01:14:12,221 He’s not looking at the gas cap, he’s looking at the wheels. He’s not looking at the gas cap, he’s looking at the wheels.
440 01:14:12,304 01:14:14,221 - Oh, he’s got an evil eye! - He sure does. - Oh, he’s got an evil eye! - He sure does.
441 01:14:14,304 01:14:18,179 But what’s his problem with that wheel? But what’s his problem with that wheel?
442 01:14:18,262 01:14:20,346 I don’t know if he’s mad at the wheel or mad at me. I don’t know if he’s mad at the wheel or mad at me.
443 01:14:20,429 01:14:22,804 Or else he’s thinking… Or else he’s thinking…
444 01:14:40,595 01:14:42,637 Dangerous? Dangerous?
445 01:14:53,512 01:14:57,928 - He wants to change my tires. - Oh, I see. What a strange idea! - He wants to change my tires. - Oh, I see. What a strange idea!
446 01:14:58,012 01:15:02,012 Oh well, we'll get something to eat. Tell him we’ll be right back. Oh well, we'll get something to eat. Tell him we’ll be right back.
447 01:15:07,678 01:15:10,387 It would be good to pass through New Orleans It would be good to pass through New Orleans
448 01:15:10,470 01:15:12,803 now that we have new tires. now that we have new tires.
449 01:15:14,470 01:15:16,720 We can do a detour to Monument Valley. We can do a detour to Monument Valley.
450 01:15:16,803 01:15:21,928 Yes, but I have to be in New York on Monday to work! Yes, but I have to be in New York on Monday to work!
451 01:15:22,011 01:15:24,470 Well, if we’re running late, we can always take a plane. Well, if we’re running late, we can always take a plane.
452 01:15:24,553 01:15:26,553 I didn’t know that you wanted to be a tourist. I didn’t know that you wanted to be a tourist.
453 01:15:26,636 01:15:28,803 Me neither! Me neither!
454 01:15:31,970 01:15:35,386 - Will they think you’re in Rome? - Will they think you’re in Paris? - Will they think you’re in Rome? - Will they think you’re in Paris?
455 01:15:35,470 01:15:38,344 - Oh well, now I’m a liar. - Well, I’m not a liar. - Oh well, now I’m a liar. - Well, I’m not a liar.
456 01:15:38,428 01:15:43,511 - Oh, a coward too. - Yep, a coward too. - Oh, a coward too. - Yep, a coward too.
457 01:16:02,094 01:16:05,261 - Do you have any change? - Perhaps, I don’t know. - Do you have any change? - Perhaps, I don’t know.
458 01:16:07,261 01:16:08,802 Oh no, listen, that’s money. Oh no, listen, that’s money.
459 01:16:20,552 01:16:24,219 He would be delighted! Perhaps if he wore a wig? He would be delighted! Perhaps if he wore a wig?
460 01:16:26,510 01:16:28,469 Even better! Even better!
461 01:16:40,135 01:16:44,802 It’s the same from the back! It’s the same from the back!
462 01:16:49,968 01:16:52,343 You’d think it was his friend. You’d think it was his friend.
463 01:16:52,427 01:16:57,968 - Always the same, the front and back. - I don’t have any change. - Always the same, the front and back. - I don’t have any change.
464 01:16:58,052 01:17:02,385 - Who’s that fat guy there? - It could be Louis XVI. - Who’s that fat guy there? - It could be Louis XVI.
465 01:17:05,426 01:17:13,718 Tell him anything….Corneille. In any case… Corneille. Tell him anything….Corneille. In any case… Corneille.
466 01:17:24,551 01:17:32,134 - And this one - who is it? - Oh listen, he’s going too far! - And this one - who is it? - Oh listen, he’s going too far!
467 01:17:37,718 01:17:39,718 Listen, take it all. Listen, take it all.
468 01:17:40,968 01:17:44,259 I’m not giving him any French coins, he’ll start asking me again… I’m not giving him any French coins, he’ll start asking me again…
469 01:18:05,217 01:18:07,425 “They paid for their curiosity with their lives since the Indians, “They paid for their curiosity with their lives since the Indians,
470 01:18:07,509 01:18:09,759 who had warned them to stay out of their territory, who had warned them to stay out of their territory,
471 01:18:09,842 01:18:11,675 massacred the two white men without pity massacred the two white men without pity
472 01:18:11,759 01:18:16,300 when they went in there regardless. It was only in 1906, not long ago, when they went in there regardless. It was only in 1906, not long ago,
473 01:18:16,384 01:18:19,259 that two ‘palefaces’ established themselves in Monument Valley…” that two ‘palefaces’ established themselves in Monument Valley…”
474 01:18:19,342 01:18:20,800 Throw the map away. Throw the map away.
475 01:18:20,884 01:18:24,800 We’ll discover things for ourselves. Did pioneers have maps? We’ll discover things for ourselves. Did pioneers have maps?
476 01:18:24,883 01:18:28,217 They didn’t have maps, so now we don’t have a map! They didn’t have maps, so now we don’t have a map!
477 01:18:28,300 01:18:31,592 There! So, you think of yourself as a pioneer! There! So, you think of yourself as a pioneer!
478 01:18:31,675 01:18:34,050 I don’t think of myself as one, I am one! I don’t think of myself as one, I am one!
479 01:18:34,133 01:18:37,717 The pioneer’s wife has to work in New York on Monday. The pioneer’s wife has to work in New York on Monday.
480 01:18:37,800 01:18:41,008 Sure, but your little pioneer has thought of everything. Sure, but your little pioneer has thought of everything.
481 01:18:41,092 01:18:45,800 It’s OK to not have a map, but we shouldn’t go far from the main route. It’s OK to not have a map, but we shouldn’t go far from the main route.
482 01:18:45,883 01:18:50,466 - You’re such a bourgeoise! - That’s all you think of! - You’re such a bourgeoise! - That’s all you think of!
483 01:18:50,550 01:18:53,508 First of all, what makes me a bourgeoise? First of all, what makes me a bourgeoise?
484 01:18:55,425 01:18:57,841 What is a bourgeoise? What is a bourgeoise?
485 01:18:57,925 01:19:00,966 A woman who’s afraid to show herself naked. A woman who’s afraid to show herself naked.
486 01:19:09,174 01:19:11,758 All right then! All right then!
487 01:19:11,841 01:19:14,174 You see – you’re worse than a bourgeoise because, You see – you’re worse than a bourgeoise because,
488 01:19:14,258 01:19:18,966 even naked, you keep your hands over your breasts. even naked, you keep your hands over your breasts.
489 01:19:19,049 01:19:24,383 - It’s just an excuse to sunbathe. - You have to admit it’s original. - It’s just an excuse to sunbathe. - You have to admit it’s original.
490 01:19:26,632 01:19:28,757 Is the sun hot? Is the sun hot?
491 01:19:33,174 01:19:36,132 - You should do the same thing. - OK, I’ll do it! - You should do the same thing. - OK, I’ll do it!
492 01:19:36,216 01:19:40,382 - Yes, but right away. - Oh yes, of course, right away. - Yes, but right away. - Oh yes, of course, right away.
493 01:19:40,466 01:19:44,757 You have to be agile, don’t you! There we are! You have to be agile, don’t you! There we are!
494 01:19:46,841 01:19:49,049 See, now I don’t have my hands over my breasts. See, now I don’t have my hands over my breasts.
495 01:19:49,132 01:19:51,132 I’m totally exposed, I’m sun bathing. I’m totally exposed, I’m sun bathing.
496 01:19:51,215 01:19:54,132 It’s much better, it’s healthy. It’s much better, it’s healthy.
497 01:19:57,840 01:20:02,132 OK, I think I’m going to stop because I’m getting some ideas! OK, I think I’m going to stop because I’m getting some ideas!
498 01:24:16,961 01:24:20,919 I can’t tell you how happy I am. I can’t tell you how happy I am.
499 01:24:21,003 01:24:27,753 I’m getting more and more afraid. How happy I am! I’m getting more and more afraid. How happy I am!
500 01:24:32,878 01:24:38,044 - What are we going to do? - It’s always the same. - What are we going to do? - It’s always the same.
501 01:24:38,128 01:24:42,711 People meet 10 years too early or 10 years too late. People meet 10 years too early or 10 years too late.
502 01:24:44,794 01:24:49,627 Oh listen, this movie is really stupid – let’s go. Oh listen, this movie is really stupid – let’s go.
503 01:25:16,669 01:25:25,335 - Shall we go? - Let’s go. Really. Let’s go! - Shall we go? - Let’s go. Really. Let’s go!
504 01:25:25,418 01:25:27,418 Right away! Right away!
505 01:25:27,502 01:25:31,002 - Right away or right now? - Immediately. - Right away or right now? - Immediately.
506 01:25:32,210 01:25:37,668 - Do you realize this is our 5th bed? - Tell me, where are the cigars? - Do you realize this is our 5th bed? - Tell me, where are the cigars?
507 01:25:37,752 01:25:40,210 In the small suitcase. In the small suitcase.
508 01:25:42,876 01:25:47,876 No, it’s our 4th bed. No, it’s our 4th bed.
509 01:25:47,960 01:25:52,626 No, you’re right, it’s the 5th. You forgot the car. No, you’re right, it’s the 5th. You forgot the car.
510 01:25:52,710 01:25:54,251 The car! The car!
511 01:25:54,335 01:25:59,585 Your daughter is really cute. Your husband too, by the way. Your daughter is really cute. Your husband too, by the way.
512 01:25:59,668 01:26:04,501 - How old is your son? - 10. - How old is your son? - 10.
513 01:26:04,584 01:26:07,376 - Do you see him often? - Once a month. - Do you see him often? - Once a month.
514 01:26:07,459 01:26:11,543 I try and see him more often, but it isn’t easy. I try and see him more often, but it isn’t easy.
515 01:26:11,626 01:26:14,376 So why did you leave your first wife, then? So why did you leave your first wife, then?
516 01:26:14,459 01:26:17,126 Because of the second one. Because of the second one.
517 01:26:19,293 01:26:24,792 - So, Rome is the second, then. - Yes, that’s right. She’s the second. - So, Rome is the second, then. - Yes, that’s right. She’s the second.
518 01:26:35,167 01:26:39,417 Oh, we need a little map. The little pioneer is having trouble? Oh, we need a little map. The little pioneer is having trouble?
519 01:26:39,501 01:26:42,584 Yes, the little pioneer is having trouble. Yes, the little pioneer is having trouble.
520 01:26:42,667 01:26:47,625 That happens! The little pioneer can't know everything. That happens! The little pioneer can't know everything.
521 01:26:48,417 01:26:51,209 - Do you like America? - No. - Do you like America? - No.
522 01:26:51,292 01:26:54,375 - Speak up. - Yes. - Speak up. - Yes.
523 01:26:54,459 01:26:56,125 Yes, but you just said no. Yes, but you just said no.
524 01:26:56,209 01:27:00,334 Yes but… I just remembered that it was here that I met you. Yes but… I just remembered that it was here that I met you.
525 01:27:00,417 01:27:05,542 You always land on your feet, don’t you! You always land on your feet, don’t you!
526 01:27:05,625 01:27:07,875 - No, seriously, do you like it? - I like it well enough. - No, seriously, do you like it? - I like it well enough.
527 01:27:07,958 01:27:11,625 Because they like me here and I like places where they like me. Because they like me here and I like places where they like me.
528 01:27:11,708 01:27:13,000 - Shall we go? - Yes. - Shall we go? - Yes.
529 01:27:13,083 01:27:14,750 - Is it a good idea? - Very good. - Is it a good idea? - Very good.
530 01:27:14,833 01:27:17,333 - It was muggy today, wasn’t it? - Yes. So let’s go. - It was muggy today, wasn’t it? - Yes. So let’s go.
531 01:27:23,875 01:27:28,125 - Hey, you swim pretty well. - Yes, you see. - Hey, you swim pretty well. - Yes, you see.
532 01:27:28,208 01:27:31,291 If we had met in France, we wouldn’t have known all this. If we had met in France, we wouldn’t have known all this.
533 01:27:31,375 01:27:34,083 You’re right, there aren’t as many swimming pools. You’re right, there aren’t as many swimming pools.
534 01:27:34,166 01:27:35,416 Idiot! Idiot!
535 01:27:35,500 01:27:37,875 - Happy man! - I hope so. - Happy man! - I hope so.
536 01:27:37,958 01:27:42,000 What would he say if you told him everything all at once? What would he say if you told him everything all at once?
537 01:27:42,083 01:27:46,125 Since he`s unreasonable, he would take some pride in it. Since he`s unreasonable, he would take some pride in it.
538 01:27:46,208 01:27:49,208 - How did you meet him? - Buying my car. - How did you meet him? - Buying my car.
539 01:27:49,291 01:27:51,708 - What does he do? - He sells cars! - What does he do? - He sells cars!
540 01:27:51,791 01:27:55,083 - Oh, how stupid of me! - Ah, yes. - Oh, how stupid of me! - Ah, yes.
541 01:27:56,708 01:28:00,416 - Have you cheated on him often? - Is it important? - Have you cheated on him often? - Is it important?
542 01:28:00,499 01:28:04,249 - Yes, it is. - Twice. - Yes, it is. - Twice.
543 01:28:04,333 01:28:06,708 Does he know? How do you manage it? Does he know? How do you manage it?
544 01:28:06,791 01:28:09,041 I get caught every time! I get caught every time!
545 01:28:09,124 01:28:13,749 That’s because you know how to lie, but not how to make up a story. That’s because you know how to lie, but not how to make up a story.
546 01:28:19,457 01:28:24,874 - Why did you lie to those people? - I want to be alone with you. - Why did you lie to those people? - I want to be alone with you.
547 01:28:37,665 01:28:39,124 - This OK? - Yes. - This OK? - Yes.
548 01:28:41,582 01:28:46,207 Who did you do it with for your first time? Who did you do it with for your first time?
549 01:28:46,290 01:28:49,123 With a chief operator. With a chief operator.
550 01:28:49,207 01:28:52,165 I have never been so well photographed. I have never been so well photographed.
551 01:28:52,248 01:28:56,040 Because you’re so difficult to photograph? Because you’re so difficult to photograph?
552 01:29:01,165 01:29:05,415 - Is your wife pretty? - Not bad. - Is your wife pretty? - Not bad.
553 01:29:07,457 01:29:13,373 - What does she do? - She doesn’t have a job. - What does she do? - She doesn’t have a job.
554 01:29:13,456 01:29:16,331 - Where did you meet her? - Just like that. - Where did you meet her? - Just like that.
555 01:29:16,415 01:29:22,623 By chance, at a friend’s house, while she was not on the job. By chance, at a friend’s house, while she was not on the job.
556 01:29:27,831 01:29:33,789 - Could you leave her? - I don’t know. - Could you leave her? - I don’t know.
557 01:29:33,873 01:29:37,831 You know, I often leave her for my work. You know, I often leave her for my work.
558 01:29:37,914 01:29:42,331 I’m nearly always glad to get back to her… I’m nearly always glad to get back to her…
559 01:29:45,414 01:29:49,581 And what if tomorrow morning I were to ask you to live with me? And what if tomorrow morning I were to ask you to live with me?
560 01:29:49,664 01:29:53,206 You can ask me that tomorrow morning. You can ask me that tomorrow morning.
561 01:29:56,747 01:30:01,247 - Another little whisky? - A little whisky. - Another little whisky? - A little whisky.
562 01:30:14,914 01:30:19,414 You have to be really sick to go swimming at this hour. Come on. You have to be really sick to go swimming at this hour. Come on.
563 01:32:20,620 01:32:22,995 I would never have made this trip on my own. I would never have made this trip on my own.
564 01:32:23,078 01:32:29,537 He knows it only too well. I hate planes, cars… He knows it only too well. I hate planes, cars…
565 01:32:29,620 01:32:34,662 - What did you tell him? - Everything. - What did you tell him? - Everything.
566 01:32:38,120 01:32:42,911 - You shouldn’t have! - Oh really! - You shouldn’t have! - Oh really!
567 01:32:42,995 01:32:48,370 You don’t tell someone that kind of thing on the phone. You don’t tell someone that kind of thing on the phone.
568 01:32:52,536 01:32:57,495 - What do you plan to do? - Get to New York very quickly - What do you plan to do? - Get to New York very quickly
569 01:32:57,578 01:33:01,703 and above all finish this film very quickly. and above all finish this film very quickly.
570 01:33:02,661 01:33:04,411 You shouldn’t have! You shouldn’t have!
571 01:33:04,494 01:33:08,161 I thought that it would make you happy. I thought that it would make you happy.
572 01:33:38,077 01:33:40,119 Don’t you want to wait until tomorrow? Don’t you want to wait until tomorrow?
573 01:33:40,202 01:33:43,119 No, it will be even more difficult tomorrow. No, it will be even more difficult tomorrow.
574 01:33:43,202 01:33:47,494 - I’ll take care of the tickets. - Be nice – one ticket. - I’ll take care of the tickets. - Be nice – one ticket.
575 01:38:42,781 01:38:44,822 - Those glasses really suit you. - They’re awful. - Those glasses really suit you. - They’re awful.
576 01:38:44,906 01:38:46,906 No, they’re not. You should wear them more often. No, they’re not. You should wear them more often.
577 01:38:46,989 01:38:47,906 You‘re crazy! You‘re crazy!
578 01:38:47,989 01:38:52,114 No, it gives you a different look that I really like. No, it gives you a different look that I really like.
579 01:38:52,197 01:38:54,780 What time do we get to New Orleans? What time do we get to New Orleans?
580 01:38:54,864 01:39:01,822 Can see the bridge, must be just one more little hour. Can see the bridge, must be just one more little hour.
581 01:39:04,614 01:39:08,530 Tell me, what time is your plane to Rome tomorrow? Tell me, what time is your plane to Rome tomorrow?
582 01:39:08,614 01:39:14,072 We’ll be in New York about 3 o’clock. There must be a plane around 5. We’ll be in New York about 3 o’clock. There must be a plane around 5.
583 01:40:20,779 01:40:24,779 Hello, St. Regis Hotel? Hello, St. Regis Hotel?
584 01:40:36,862 01:40:37,695 Good morning. Good morning.
585 01:40:39,987 01:40:43,070 - Good morning. - Hello. - Good morning. - Hello.
586 01:40:43,154 01:40:48,445 - Where are you? - In New York. - Where are you? - In New York.
587 01:40:48,529 01:40:54,237 - What hotel? - No, I’m in transit at Kennedy. - What hotel? - No, I’m in transit at Kennedy.
588 01:40:54,320 01:40:59,945 Oh that’s right. I had forgotten. Are you OK? Oh that’s right. I had forgotten. Are you OK?
589 01:41:00,028 01:41:03,028 - Hello? - Are you OK? - Hello? - Are you OK?
590 01:41:03,112 01:41:06,362 - How about you? - I’m happy that you called. - How about you? - I’m happy that you called.
591 01:41:06,445 01:41:11,028 - When do you start? - Tomorrow morning. - When do you start? - Tomorrow morning.
592 01:41:14,070 01:41:16,862 You know, I’ve come up with a solution. You know, I’ve come up with a solution.
593 01:41:16,945 01:41:19,195 You have? You have?
594 01:41:21,111 01:41:26,070 - When do you finish? - In a week. - When do you finish? - In a week.
595 01:41:26,153 01:41:32,486 OK then, listen. We could meet up in 10 days, on the 27th. OK then, listen. We could meet up in 10 days, on the 27th.
596 01:41:32,570 01:41:37,570 We could see each other at the airport in Nice. We could see each other at the airport in Nice.
597 01:41:37,653 01:41:39,736 You'd have time to tell your husband You'd have time to tell your husband
598 01:41:39,820 01:41:42,111 that you’re going to live with another man. that you’re going to live with another man.
599 01:41:42,194 01:41:44,444 And I’d tell my wife that I’m leaving her. And I’d tell my wife that I’m leaving her.
600 01:41:48,611 01:41:52,153 I’ve never asked you for anything. Are you sure? I’ve never asked you for anything. Are you sure?
601 01:41:52,778 01:41:55,694 Hello, I can’t hear you. Hello. Hello, I can’t hear you. Hello.
602 01:41:55,778 01:41:59,653 I’ve never asked you for anything. Are you sure? I’ve never asked you for anything. Are you sure?
603 01:41:59,736 01:42:02,111 What about you, are you sure? What about you, are you sure?
604 01:42:02,194 01:42:06,444 Can you tell me the meeting place again? Can you tell me the meeting place again?
605 01:42:06,527 01:42:15,361 The 27th in Nice. I’ll be on the first plane from Rome. The 27th in Nice. I’ll be on the first plane from Rome.
606 01:42:15,444 01:42:17,152 Why Nice? Why Nice?
607 01:42:17,236 01:42:20,902 Because it’s half- way between Paris and Rome. Because it’s half- way between Paris and Rome.
608 01:42:58,443 01:42:59,860 - Anything to declare? - Nothing. - Anything to declare? - Nothing.
609 01:42:59,943 01:43:02,860 - Open your suitcase, please. - Yes, OK. - Open your suitcase, please. - Yes, OK.
610 01:43:11,193 01:43:12,651 What’s that? What’s that?
611 01:43:12,735 01:43:15,943 That’s a little butterfly, a souvenir for my wife. That’s a little butterfly, a souvenir for my wife.
612 01:43:18,318 01:43:22,693 Good. Very good. Good. Very good.
613 01:43:22,776 01:43:24,901 - Can I close it? - Yes. - Can I close it? - Yes.
614 01:43:26,318 01:43:28,818 There you are. Thank you. There you are. Thank you.
615 01:43:28,901 01:43:31,818 OK. Sir, just a moment, please open your jacket. OK. Sir, just a moment, please open your jacket.
616 01:43:31,901 01:43:35,443 - Open my jacket? - Open your jacket. - Open my jacket? - Open your jacket.
617 01:43:40,609 01:43:42,443 - What’s this? - It’s a Colt. - What’s this? - It’s a Colt.
618 01:43:42,526 01:43:44,068 Yes, I know it is. It is for you? Yes, I know it is. It is for you?
619 01:43:44,151 01:43:47,401 - No, it’s for your children. - I don’t have any children. Come on! - No, it’s for your children. - I don’t have any children. Come on!
620 01:43:47,484 01:43:51,234 - But they must have children. - Do you have children? - But they must have children. - Do you have children?
621 01:43:51,317 01:43:55,026 Come on, sir, come this way, please. Come on, sir, come this way, please.
622 01:44:02,234 01:44:04,817 What a dumb idea to bring a Colt back! What a dumb idea to bring a Colt back!
623 01:44:04,901 01:44:11,859 - Well, it’s a collector’s piece. - You’re lucky they didn’t keep you. - Well, it’s a collector’s piece. - You’re lucky they didn’t keep you.
624 01:44:15,567 01:44:17,067 You’re very beautiful. You’re very beautiful.
625 01:44:17,150 01:44:21,525 You’ve got something you need to be forgiven for. You’ve got something you need to be forgiven for.
626 01:44:25,442 01:44:30,483 In any case, American women are not your type. In any case, American women are not your type.
627 01:44:30,567 01:44:33,942 - What is my type? - Italian women. - What is my type? - Italian women.
628 01:44:34,025 01:44:39,317 All right, listen, let’s get to the serious stuff – the butterfly. All right, listen, let’s get to the serious stuff – the butterfly.
629 01:44:42,858 01:44:47,108 You see, I wasn’t lying. There are diamonds on the wings. You see, I wasn’t lying. There are diamonds on the wings.
630 01:44:48,941 01:44:52,066 You don’t seem to like butterflies much. You don’t seem to like butterflies much.
631 01:44:59,941 01:45:05,108 You still drive just as badly. It’s not getting any better. You still drive just as badly. It’s not getting any better.
632 01:45:05,191 01:45:09,149 You have to put the signal on when you pull out. You have to put the signal on when you pull out.
633 01:45:09,233 01:45:13,399 You know you’d cause a sensation in America with your driving. You know you’d cause a sensation in America with your driving.
634 01:45:14,983 01:45:16,441 Watch out, because there’s one coming up on your left. Watch out, because there’s one coming up on your left.
635 01:45:47,649 01:45:54,024 - I nearly came to New York. - You wouldn’t have seen him. - I nearly came to New York. - You wouldn’t have seen him.
636 01:45:55,190 01:45:58,149 It was you I wanted to see. It was you I wanted to see.
637 01:46:04,065 01:46:08,190 I’m glad to be back in Paris. I’m glad to be back in Paris.
638 01:46:16,940 01:46:20,023 I don’t love you anymore. I don’t love you anymore.
639 01:46:23,232 01:46:29,857 - Martine? - Martine is fine. - Martine? - Martine is fine.
640 01:46:33,606 01:46:36,898 They all rewrote the screen play, it’s much better now. They all rewrote the screen play, it’s much better now.
641 01:46:36,981 01:46:39,148 He would like you to call him. He would like you to call him.
642 01:46:39,231 01:46:46,148 - When do you have to go back? - I don’t know. In two months. - When do you have to go back? - I don’t know. In two months.
643 01:46:50,523 01:46:52,814 I brought you back the razor you asked me for. I brought you back the razor you asked me for.
644 01:46:52,898 01:46:55,523 The latest model? The latest model?
645 01:46:57,023 01:47:01,064 I don’t know – I think so. I don’t know – I think so.
646 01:47:04,273 01:47:08,314 - Which way do you want to go? - What do you mean? - Which way do you want to go? - What do you mean?
647 01:47:08,398 01:47:13,023 - Through the centre? - Yes, if you like. - Through the centre? - Yes, if you like.
648 01:47:19,689 01:47:21,814 Suzanne wants to leave us. Suzanne wants to leave us.
649 01:47:21,897 01:47:24,231 I asked her to wait until you got back. I asked her to wait until you got back.
650 01:47:24,314 01:47:27,772 - Is she crazy? What’s got into her? - No, she’s not crazy at all. - Is she crazy? What’s got into her? - No, she’s not crazy at all.
651 01:47:27,856 01:47:34,730 She doesn’t want to work anymore. She wants to be free. She doesn’t want to work anymore. She wants to be free.
652 01:47:34,814 01:47:37,814 That’s typical of her. That’s typical of her.
653 01:47:45,147 01:47:47,397 What was the weather like in New York? What was the weather like in New York?
654 01:47:47,480 01:47:49,147 Nice. Nice.
655 01:47:55,730 01:47:59,022 What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
656 01:48:01,897 01:48:06,855 Whatever you like. Whatever you like.