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1 00:00:51,400 00:00:53,630 Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers,
2 00:00:53,640 00:00:55,074 the needy from the greedy, the needy from the greedy,
3 00:00:55,160 00:00:57,515 and those who trust me from the ones who don't. and those who trust me from the ones who don't.
4 00:00:57,880 00:00:59,917 Because if you can't see value here today, Because if you can't see value here today,
5 00:01:00,120 00:01:02,475 you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting.
6 00:01:02,960 00:01:03,916 You see these goods? You see these goods?
7 00:01:04,120 00:01:06,475 Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelites Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelites
8 00:01:06,760 00:01:08,114 or Fanny by the gaslight. or Fanny by the gaslight.
9 00:01:08,160 00:01:10,117 Take a bag. Come on, take a bag. Take a bag. Come on, take a bag.
10 00:01:10,120 00:01:11,349 I took a bag home last night, I took a bag home last night,
11 00:01:11,480 00:01:13,357 and it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell ya. and it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell ya.
12 00:01:13,680 00:01:14,909 Anyone like jewelry? Anyone like jewelry?
13 00:01:15,000 00:01:16,274 Look at that one there. Look at that one there.
14 00:01:16,360 00:01:19,159 Handmade in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney. Handmade in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney.
15 00:01:19,360 00:01:21,636 It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else.
16 00:01:21,840 00:01:24,400 Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed up they're empty. Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed up they're empty.
17 00:01:24,600 00:01:27,160 The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.
18 00:01:27,320 00:01:29,118 And by the look of some of you lot here today, And by the look of some of you lot here today,
19 00:01:29,200 00:01:32,113 I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price.
20 00:01:32,280 00:01:33,793 - Ten pound. - Did you say ten pound? - Ten pound. - Did you say ten pound?
21 00:01:34,000 00:01:34,831 Are you deaf? Are you deaf?
22 00:01:35,120 00:01:36,599 That's a bargain. I'll take one. That's a bargain. I'll take one.
23 00:01:36,600 00:01:39,399 Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow.
24 00:01:39,560 00:01:42,029 They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? They call it walking. You want one as well, darling?
25 00:01:42,040 00:01:43,633 You do. That's it, they're waking up. You do. That's it, they're waking up.
26 00:01:44,040 00:01:46,509 Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife. Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife.
27 00:01:46,520 00:01:48,511 It's a lot more fun if ya don't get caught. It's a lot more fun if ya don't get caught.
28 00:01:48,800 00:01:50,074 Hold on, you want one as well? Hold on, you want one as well?
29 00:01:50,080 00:01:51,798 Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then.
30 00:01:51,840 00:01:53,911 It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck.
31 00:01:54,240 00:01:55,958 Buy 'em, you better buy 'em! Buy 'em, you better buy 'em!
32 00:01:56,080 00:01:58,594 These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.
33 00:01:58,600 00:02:00,716 And we can't get 'em again, they've changed the bloody locks. And we can't get 'em again, they've changed the bloody locks.
34 00:02:00,720 00:02:02,597 Here, one for you. It's no good coming back later Here, one for you. It's no good coming back later
35 00:02:02,680 00:02:03,795 when I've sold out. when I've sold out.
36 00:02:04,120 00:02:06,031 "Too late, too late!" will be the cry "Too late, too late!" will be the cry
37 00:02:06,040 00:02:08,031 when the man with the bargains has passed ya by. when the man with the bargains has passed ya by.
38 00:02:08,120 00:02:09,793 And if you've got no money on you now, And if you've got no money on you now,
39 00:02:09,880 00:02:12,030 you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages. you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
40 00:02:12,320 00:02:13,515 Bacon and cozzers. Bacon and cozzers.
41 00:02:15,880 00:02:16,790 Shit. Shit.
42 00:02:30,480 00:02:32,232 Ed can hustle a few quid here and there, Ed can hustle a few quid here and there,
43 00:02:32,320 00:02:36,200 but his real talent lies in cards and gambling with cards. but his real talent lies in cards and gambling with cards.
44 00:02:40,400 00:02:42,038 Bacon could see that his days of selling Bacon could see that his days of selling
45 00:02:42,120 00:02:44,839 moody goods on street corners are numbered. moody goods on street corners are numbered.
46 00:02:45,160 00:02:47,834 It's time to move on and he knows it. It's time to move on and he knows it.
47 00:03:09,240 00:03:11,595 Look, what're you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal. Look, what're you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal.
48 00:03:11,720 00:03:13,870 Yeah, yeah, of course you are. All right? Yeah, yeah, of course you are. All right?
49 00:03:13,920 00:03:15,354 Nick the Greek, always a pleasure. Nick the Greek, always a pleasure.
50 00:03:15,480 00:03:16,675 Tom, what have ya been eating? Tom, what have ya been eating?
51 00:03:16,760 00:03:19,070 - I've been telling him this... - Enough... already. - I've been telling him this... - Enough... already.
52 00:03:19,160 00:03:21,151 You two, join me in my office. You two, join me in my office.
53 00:03:25,040 00:03:26,838 So, how much is it then, Tom? So, how much is it then, Tom?
54 00:03:27,160 00:03:28,673 You know how much it is, Nick. You know how much it is, Nick.
55 00:03:28,760 00:03:30,478 And that includes the amp, yeah? And that includes the amp, yeah?
56 00:03:30,560 00:03:33,029 No, that does not include the amp. No, that does not include the amp.
57 00:03:34,640 00:03:36,711 Shit, Tom, I thought it included the amp. Shit, Tom, I thought it included the amp.
58 00:03:37,000 00:03:38,149 Well, it doesn't. Well, it doesn't.
59 00:03:38,440 00:03:40,351 I'll throw in one of these telephones if ya like, I'll throw in one of these telephones if ya like,
60 00:03:40,400 00:03:42,073 but it does not include the amp. but it does not include the amp.
61 00:03:43,320 00:03:44,230 Very nice. Very nice.
62 00:03:45,840 00:03:47,069 I hope it includes the speakers. I hope it includes the speakers.
63 00:03:47,680 00:03:48,875 It doesn't include the speakers, It doesn't include the speakers,
64 00:03:48,960 00:03:50,155 it doesn't include the amp, it doesn't include the amp,
65 00:03:50,480 00:03:51,834 and it's not supposed to include me and it's not supposed to include me
66 00:03:51,840 00:03:53,194 getting the hump with your stupid questions. getting the hump with your stupid questions.
67 00:03:53,320 00:03:55,470 Now you want it, Nick, you buy it. Now you want it, Nick, you buy it.
68 00:03:55,760 00:03:56,750 What else do I get with it? What else do I get with it?
69 00:03:56,840 00:03:58,433 You get a gold-plated Rolls-Royce, You get a gold-plated Rolls-Royce,
70 00:03:58,480 00:03:59,754 as long as ya pay for it. as long as ya pay for it.
71 00:04:00,280 00:04:02,396 Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive. Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive.
72 00:04:03,040 00:04:06,396 Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time.
73 00:04:06,680 00:04:09,638 That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in, That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in,
74 00:04:09,800 00:04:11,313 and you're complaining about 200? and you're complaining about 200?
75 00:04:11,840 00:04:13,353 What school of finance did you study? What school of finance did you study?
76 00:04:13,640 00:04:17,759 It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century. It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century.
77 00:04:18,040 00:04:20,475 In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it. In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.
78 00:04:20,800 00:04:23,076 All right, all right, keep yourAlans on. All right, all right, keep yourAlans on.
79 00:04:28,040 00:04:29,075 Here's a ton. Here's a ton.
80 00:04:29,120 00:04:30,190 - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ.
81 00:04:30,200 00:04:32,430 You could choke a dozen donkeys on that. You could choke a dozen donkeys on that.
82 00:04:32,720 00:04:34,631 And you're haggling over 100 pound? And you're haggling over 100 pound?
83 00:04:35,040 00:04:36,997 What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick?
84 00:04:37,080 00:04:38,354 Finance revolutions? Finance revolutions?
85 00:04:38,640 00:04:40,756 One hundred pounds is still one hundred pounds. One hundred pounds is still one hundred pounds.
86 00:04:40,840 00:04:43,116 Not when the price is two hundred pound, it's not. Not when the price is two hundred pound, it's not.
87 00:04:43,400 00:04:46,153 And certainly not when you got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. And certainly not when you got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket.
88 00:04:46,880 00:04:49,599 Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now come on, Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now come on,
89 00:04:49,800 00:04:51,313 let me feel the fiber of your fabric. let me feel the fiber of your fabric.
90 00:04:54,600 00:04:55,920 The skinny one is Tom, The skinny one is Tom,
91 00:04:56,200 00:04:58,430 and he's the entrepreneur of the bunch. and he's the entrepreneur of the bunch.
92 00:04:58,600 00:05:02,355 He's got a couple of dirty little fingers in a couple of dirty little pies. He's got a couple of dirty little fingers in a couple of dirty little pies.
93 00:05:02,680 00:05:05,069 Nick, here, however, has made it his business Nick, here, however, has made it his business
94 00:05:05,080 00:05:07,879 to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes
95 00:05:07,920 00:05:10,434 in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London. in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London.
96 00:05:10,680 00:05:14,071 Between the two of 'em, there ain't much ya can't get a hold of. Between the two of 'em, there ain't much ya can't get a hold of.
97 00:05:18,480 00:05:20,949 That's my 25 grand, it's all there. That's my 25 grand, it's all there.
98 00:05:21,280 00:05:24,398 It took me a long time to earn that, so you treat it with respect. It took me a long time to earn that, so you treat it with respect.
99 00:05:24,600 00:05:25,670 What about the chef? What about the chef?
100 00:05:41,800 00:05:43,359 What have you come as? What have you come as?
101 00:05:44,640 00:05:46,278 Cupid, stupid! Cupid, stupid!
102 00:05:47,000 00:05:49,719 That's the last time I'm getting any more fruit off of you, Tom. That's the last time I'm getting any more fruit off of you, Tom.
103 00:05:49,720 00:05:50,835 Do you call that fresh? Do you call that fresh?
104 00:05:51,040 00:05:52,633 There was more small, hairy armored things There was more small, hairy armored things
105 00:05:52,640 00:05:54,392 in your fruit than there was fruit. in your fruit than there was fruit.
106 00:05:54,680 00:05:56,398 You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's. You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's.
107 00:05:56,480 00:05:58,551 Well, if you will order stuff from Katmandu, Well, if you will order stuff from Katmandu,
108 00:05:58,760 00:06:01,354 don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists en route. don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists en route.
109 00:06:01,640 00:06:02,710 Anyway, enough about that. Anyway, enough about that.
110 00:06:02,840 00:06:03,796 Where's the money? Where's the money?
111 00:06:04,120 00:06:04,996 Oi! Oi!
112 00:06:05,320 00:06:07,709 Keep your fingers out of my soup. Keep your fingers out of my soup.
113 00:06:08,120 00:06:11,078 Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean
114 00:06:11,080 00:06:12,673 of any unlawful behavior. of any unlawful behavior.
115 00:06:12,720 00:06:15,838 He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal.
116 00:06:16,040 00:06:19,351 He represents the more sensible side of the four. He represents the more sensible side of the four.
117 00:06:23,080 00:06:24,991 You sure you can afford 25? You sure you can afford 25?
118 00:06:25,480 00:06:27,039 That depends on how ya look at it. That depends on how ya look at it.
119 00:06:27,320 00:06:29,914 I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean.
120 00:06:30,960 00:06:32,792 Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon?
121 00:06:33,000 00:06:34,911 Fat man, Bacon and myself. Fat man, Bacon and myself.
122 00:06:35,400 00:06:37,630 Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry.
123 00:06:38,400 00:06:39,913 Who's this fat man then, eh? Who's this fat man then, eh?
124 00:06:40,600 00:06:41,510 Hey? Hey?
125 00:06:43,520 00:06:44,794 Do you want a sandwich, Bacon? Do you want a sandwich, Bacon?
126 00:06:48,240 00:06:50,834 It's not easy to take a seat at this card table. It's not easy to take a seat at this card table.
127 00:06:50,840 00:06:53,719 The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards, The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards,
128 00:06:54,040 00:06:56,475 and there's no shortage of punters. and there's no shortage of punters.
129 00:06:56,800 00:07:00,475 The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man, Harry. The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man, Harry.
130 00:07:00,800 00:07:05,158 Or as some, including himself, like to call him, Hatchet Harry. Or as some, including himself, like to call him, Hatchet Harry.
131 00:07:05,760 00:07:06,955 You got it all? You got it all?
132 00:07:09,200 00:07:10,110 100 grand. 100 grand.
133 00:07:10,720 00:07:12,870 Well, if you got it, you got it. Well, if you got it, you got it.
134 00:07:13,200 00:07:14,679 Now, if you don't mind... Now, if you don't mind...
135 00:07:17,960 00:07:19,473 What's this Eddie like, then? What's this Eddie like, then?
136 00:07:21,080 00:07:22,912 He's a fucking thief. He's a fucking thief.
137 00:07:22,920 00:07:26,754 Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man, Barry the Baptist. Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man, Barry the Baptist.
138 00:07:27,040 00:07:29,554 The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet. The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet.
139 00:07:29,840 00:07:31,911 -Are you gonna fucking pay? - Yeah, I'll pay! -Are you gonna fucking pay? - Yeah, I'll pay!
140 00:07:32,040 00:07:34,156 - How are you gonna fucking pay? - I'm gonna pay it. - How are you gonna fucking pay? - I'm gonna pay it.
141 00:07:34,320 00:07:38,871 Barry makes sure the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously. Barry makes sure the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously.
142 00:07:38,920 00:07:40,957 The boy's got a rare ability. The boy's got a rare ability.
143 00:07:41,080 00:07:43,913 He seems to make cards transparent. He seems to make cards transparent.
144 00:07:44,000 00:07:44,796 He's got... He's got...
145 00:07:44,800 00:07:46,677 All right, all right, so we can say he's good. All right, all right, so we can say he's good.
146 00:07:46,720 00:07:48,438 Oh, no, he's better than good. Oh, no, he's better than good.
147 00:07:48,760 00:07:50,831 He's a fucking liability. He's a fucking liability.
148 00:07:50,920 00:07:53,878 Here, hold on. What d'ya think of these? Here, hold on. What d'ya think of these?
149 00:07:53,920 00:07:55,513 We're selling hundreds. We're selling hundreds.
150 00:07:55,800 00:07:57,120 Very nice, Harry. Very nice, Harry.
151 00:07:58,120 00:07:59,440 What's it for? What's it for?
152 00:07:59,640 00:08:02,837 Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza. Spanking! Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza. Spanking!
153 00:08:42,800 00:08:45,599 There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself. There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself.
154 00:08:45,680 00:08:47,353 That's 100 grand to the pound. That's 100 grand to the pound.
155 00:08:47,640 00:08:49,916 So why the fuck are you counting it? So why the fuck are you counting it?
156 00:08:50,240 00:08:51,275 Because I like to. Because I like to.
157 00:08:51,480 00:08:54,518 So, a reasonable return should be in the region of 120 grand. So, a reasonable return should be in the region of 120 grand.
158 00:08:54,800 00:08:58,475 That's for 25 grand invested, going on previous experience. That's for 25 grand invested, going on previous experience.
159 00:08:58,560 00:08:59,789 Going on optimism. Going on optimism.
160 00:08:59,920 00:09:01,069 Whatever it's going on, Whatever it's going on,
161 00:09:01,120 00:09:03,350 it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. it should be enough to send you on a cooking course.
162 00:09:03,640 00:09:06,280 You're not funny, Tom. You're fat. You're not funny, Tom. You're fat.
163 00:09:06,280 00:09:08,271 And look as though you should be, but you're not. And look as though you should be, but you're not.
164 00:09:08,520 00:09:11,080 Fat? Who are you calling... Jesus! Fat? Who are you calling... Jesus!
165 00:09:11,520 00:09:12,919 It's good in here, isn't it? It's good in here, isn't it?
166 00:09:13,000 00:09:14,593 Handy for the tube, great electrics. Handy for the tube, great electrics.
167 00:09:14,640 00:09:15,835 I can see why you moved in. I can see why you moved in.
168 00:09:15,920 00:09:19,072 Don't knock it, it's cheap like the budgie. Don't knock it, it's cheap like the budgie.
169 00:09:19,160 00:09:22,391 And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to.
170 00:09:22,680 00:09:24,876 A bit anti-social to say the least. A bit anti-social to say the least.
171 00:09:24,880 00:09:25,915 What d'ya mean? What d'ya mean?
172 00:09:26,000 00:09:28,037 He means they're thieving bastards. He means they're thieving bastards.
173 00:09:28,120 00:09:31,033 I mean, when they're not picking peanuts out of poop, I mean, when they're not picking peanuts out of poop,
174 00:09:31,360 00:09:34,557 they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs. they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs.
175 00:09:37,440 00:09:39,670 Not exactly thick, these walls. Not exactly thick, these walls.
176 00:09:41,360 00:09:43,237 Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink. Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink.
177 00:09:49,600 00:09:50,749 Is that it? Is that it?
178 00:09:51,680 00:09:53,432 How many times do I have to tell you, Plank? How many times do I have to tell you, Plank?
179 00:09:53,600 00:09:56,956 You find us a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. You find us a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving.
180 00:09:57,360 00:09:59,192 Now, have you got a problem with that? Now, have you got a problem with that?
181 00:09:59,400 00:10:00,435 No. No.
182 00:10:15,480 00:10:18,120 You know, Charles, this gear is getting heavier. You know, Charles, this gear is getting heavier.
183 00:10:20,200 00:10:24,512 I have a strong suspicion we should've been... rocket scientists or I have a strong suspicion we should've been... rocket scientists or
184 00:10:25,000 00:10:27,071 Nobel Peace Prize winners... Nobel Peace Prize winners...
185 00:10:27,880 00:10:28,915 or something. or something.
186 00:10:29,200 00:10:30,270 Peace Prize? Peace Prize?
187 00:10:31,160 00:10:33,879 Be lucky to find your penis for a piss the amount you keep smoking. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss the amount you keep smoking.
188 00:10:40,640 00:10:42,153 Who the hell's that? Who the hell's that?
189 00:10:50,960 00:10:52,473 All right, Willie? All right, Willie?
190 00:10:52,960 00:10:54,917 Does it look like I'm all right? Does it look like I'm all right?
191 00:10:55,240 00:10:56,150 Take this. Take this.
192 00:10:57,920 00:11:01,072 I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second.
193 00:11:01,440 00:11:04,000 Charles, why have we got that cage? Charles, why have we got that cage?
194 00:11:04,760 00:11:06,273 Security? Security?
195 00:11:07,440 00:11:08,589 That's right. That's right.
196 00:11:08,960 00:11:10,997 That's right, security. That's right, security.
197 00:11:11,600 00:11:15,036 So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it?
198 00:11:15,320 00:11:18,119 Well, I would have used it, Winston, but this is Willie. Well, I would have used it, Winston, but this is Willie.
199 00:11:18,400 00:11:19,720 And Willie lives here. And Willie lives here.
200 00:11:20,000 00:11:21,911 Yes, Charles, but you didn't know it was Willie Yes, Charles, but you didn't know it was Willie
201 00:11:22,120 00:11:24,555 until you opened the door, did you? until you opened the door, did you?
202 00:11:24,840 00:11:26,319 Chill, Winston. Chill, Winston.
203 00:11:27,120 00:11:29,953 It's me. Charlie knows it's me. It's me. Charlie knows it's me.
204 00:11:30,440 00:11:31,874 What's the problem? What's the problem?
205 00:11:32,640 00:11:33,994 The problem is, Willie, The problem is, Willie,
206 00:11:34,320 00:11:36,709 that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats
207 00:11:36,760 00:11:38,876 at the best of times. So just do as I say at the best of times. So just do as I say
208 00:11:38,880 00:11:41,554 and keep the fucking cage locked! and keep the fucking cage locked!
209 00:11:44,160 00:11:45,230 What is that? What is that?
210 00:11:46,120 00:11:48,157 - That's Gloria. - Yes, I know that's Gloria. - That's Gloria. - Yes, I know that's Gloria.
211 00:11:48,200 00:11:49,190 What's that? What's that?
212 00:11:51,640 00:11:52,755 Fertilizer. Fertilizer.
213 00:11:53,160 00:11:56,152 You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter, You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter,
214 00:11:56,160 00:12:00,313 and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer? and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer?
215 00:12:00,880 00:12:03,190 Alarm bells are ringing, Willie. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
216 00:12:03,520 00:12:05,113 We need fertilizer, Winston. We need fertilizer, Winston.
217 00:12:05,200 00:12:07,316 We also need a money counter. We also need a money counter.
218 00:12:08,080 00:12:09,639 This money's gotta be out by Thursday. This money's gotta be out by Thursday.
219 00:12:09,640 00:12:11,551 I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it.
220 00:12:12,360 00:12:15,796 And if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer, And if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer,
221 00:12:16,000 00:12:18,435 could you just be a little more subtle? could you just be a little more subtle?
222 00:12:19,320 00:12:20,640 What do you mean? What do you mean?
223 00:12:21,680 00:12:25,230 We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?
224 00:12:26,320 00:12:27,151 Yeah. Yeah.
225 00:12:27,440 00:12:31,559 And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer.
226 00:12:32,440 00:12:35,717 You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.
227 00:12:35,920 00:12:37,513 That's what I mean, Willie. That's what I mean, Willie.
228 00:13:02,120 00:13:03,474 How long's he been in there, son? How long's he been in there, son?
229 00:13:03,640 00:13:05,916 About... 20 minutes. About... 20 minutes.
230 00:13:08,360 00:13:09,509 He's on his own? He's on his own?
231 00:13:09,600 00:13:11,796 Yeah, just carrying a bag. Yeah, just carrying a bag.
232 00:13:13,920 00:13:16,150 All right, let's pay him a little visit then, shall we? All right, let's pay him a little visit then, shall we?
233 00:13:21,040 00:13:23,236 Big Chris settles debts for Harry. Big Chris settles debts for Harry.
234 00:13:23,440 00:13:26,558 The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt, The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt,
235 00:13:26,560 00:13:29,154 is his son and heir, Little Chris. is his son and heir, Little Chris.
236 00:13:45,960 00:13:49,271 This is one of them high-powered jobs, isn't it? This is one of them high-powered jobs, isn't it?
237 00:13:52,160 00:13:53,878 Got some bad news for you, John. Got some bad news for you, John.
238 00:13:54,160 00:13:55,389 What the fuck... What the fuck...
239 00:13:56,800 00:13:58,632 You mind your language in front of the boy. You mind your language in front of the boy.
240 00:13:58,960 00:14:00,030 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
241 00:14:02,080 00:14:03,991 That includes blasphemy as well. That includes blasphemy as well.
242 00:14:04,160 00:14:04,911 Now tell me, John, Now tell me, John,
243 00:14:05,200 00:14:09,034 how can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan, how can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan,
244 00:14:09,040 00:14:10,951 and it is a lovely tan by the way, and it is a lovely tan by the way,
245 00:14:11,080 00:14:13,549 when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? when you've got more pressing priorities at hand?
246 00:14:14,000 00:14:15,115 Tell Harry... Tell Harry...
247 00:14:16,160 00:14:17,434 I mean Mr. Harry, I mean Mr. Harry,
248 00:14:17,720 00:14:20,280 I've been busy. I'm nearly there. I've been busy. I'm nearly there.
249 00:14:20,720 00:14:22,518 Check his locker, son. Check his locker, son.
250 00:14:22,640 00:14:24,039 I don't suppose there's any chance I don't suppose there's any chance
251 00:14:24,160 00:14:26,834 of you lifting this sun bed up, Chris, is there? of you lifting this sun bed up, Chris, is there?
252 00:14:30,840 00:14:32,069 He's not poor. He's not poor.
253 00:14:32,160 00:14:33,559 He's got over a monkey here, He's got over a monkey here,
254 00:14:33,640 00:14:35,278 and that's just in his wallet. and that's just in his wallet.
255 00:14:35,960 00:14:37,553 Fucking hell, John, Fucking hell, John,
256 00:14:37,600 00:14:39,193 you always walk around with that in your pocket? you always walk around with that in your pocket?
257 00:14:39,200 00:14:40,156 Oi! Oi!
258 00:14:40,360 00:14:43,034 You use language like that again, son, you'll wish you hadn't. You use language like that again, son, you'll wish you hadn't.
259 00:14:43,240 00:14:44,230 Sorry, dad. Sorry, dad.
260 00:14:44,320 00:14:46,596 Right, well, put the rest of the stuff in that. Right, well, put the rest of the stuff in that.
261 00:14:47,880 00:14:50,349 You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John.
262 00:14:50,680 00:14:52,114 You owe what you owe, You owe what you owe,
263 00:14:52,200 00:14:54,430 and by the time this tan's faded, and by the time this tan's faded,
264 00:14:54,720 00:14:56,233 you wanna have paid. you wanna have paid.
265 00:15:02,680 00:15:04,990 - You never would have paid? - Who would pay for shit? - You never would have paid? - Who would pay for shit?
266 00:15:05,040 00:15:08,192 Yeah, exactly. I mean we ain't too certain... Yeah, exactly. I mean we ain't too certain...
267 00:15:10,280 00:15:11,759 Well, what the hell are you doing here? Well, what the hell are you doing here?
268 00:15:11,840 00:15:12,955 Why, what's up? Why, what's up?
269 00:15:13,200 00:15:16,158 Let me guess. My foot in your ass. Let me guess. My foot in your ass.
270 00:15:17,360 00:15:19,556 Game of cards? Hatchet Harry? Game of cards? Hatchet Harry?
271 00:15:20,120 00:15:22,430 You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy. You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy.
272 00:15:23,200 00:15:24,873 You playing cards tonight, son? You playing cards tonight, son?
273 00:15:28,240 00:15:29,071 With Harry? With Harry?
274 00:15:29,360 00:15:30,794 Don't be silly, dad. Don't be silly, dad.
275 00:15:31,080 00:15:33,276 I wouldn't have anything to do with that. I wouldn't have anything to do with that.
276 00:15:43,800 00:15:45,518 Where did he get 100 grand? Where did he get 100 grand?
277 00:15:45,560 00:15:48,359 He's got some adhesive mates. I mean they're like brothers. He's got some adhesive mates. I mean they're like brothers.
278 00:15:48,520 00:15:49,794 They've tossed up between 'em. They've tossed up between 'em.
279 00:15:49,960 00:15:52,713 And JD is his dad and owns the whole property? And JD is his dad and owns the whole property?
280 00:15:52,720 00:15:54,472 No mortgage, no debts. No mortgage, no debts.
281 00:15:55,000 00:15:57,560 Lock, stock, the fucking lot. Lock, stock, the fucking lot.
282 00:15:57,760 00:16:00,639 Don't you worry, Harry. I've got it under control. Don't you worry, Harry. I've got it under control.
283 00:16:01,080 00:16:03,549 Good. You can get this under control now. Good. You can get this under control now.
284 00:16:03,880 00:16:06,156 It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money.
285 00:16:06,440 00:16:08,670 And these little beauties are up for auction. And these little beauties are up for auction.
286 00:16:09,040 00:16:11,475 But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em, But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em,
287 00:16:11,800 00:16:13,632 if ya know what I mean, Barry. if ya know what I mean, Barry.
288 00:16:13,920 00:16:16,992 Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet.
289 00:16:17,120 00:16:18,918 I don't wanna know who you use, I don't wanna know who you use,
290 00:16:18,960 00:16:21,600 as long as they're not complete muppets. as long as they're not complete muppets.
291 00:16:22,440 00:16:25,000 And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry. And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry.
292 00:16:34,280 00:16:35,793 Right, where was we? Right, where was we?
293 00:16:36,400 00:16:40,109 Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot? Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
294 00:16:40,360 00:16:41,919 Oh, you must be the brains, then. Oh, you must be the brains, then.
295 00:16:41,920 00:16:43,877 That's right, guns that fire shots. That's right, guns that fire shots.
296 00:16:44,360 00:16:47,990 Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet.
297 00:16:48,280 00:16:51,079 There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want.
298 00:16:51,200 00:16:53,350 Everything else outside the cabinet, Everything else outside the cabinet,
299 00:16:53,600 00:16:54,795 you can keep. It's yours. you can keep. It's yours.
300 00:16:54,800 00:16:56,393 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
301 00:16:56,880 00:16:58,678 There'd better be something there for us. There'd better be something there for us.
302 00:16:58,760 00:17:00,910 It's a fucking stately home. It's a fucking stately home.
303 00:17:00,960 00:17:02,792 Of course there'll be something there. Of course there'll be something there.
304 00:17:02,880 00:17:03,915 Like what? Like what?
305 00:17:03,960 00:17:05,439 Like fucking antiques. Like fucking antiques.
306 00:17:06,080 00:17:09,789 Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques?
307 00:17:09,960 00:17:12,110 - We rob post offices. -And steal cars. - We rob post offices. -And steal cars.
308 00:17:12,120 00:17:14,634 What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate? What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?
309 00:17:14,880 00:17:18,032 If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple.
310 00:17:18,200 00:17:21,591 So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place.
311 00:17:22,240 00:17:25,039 So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for?
312 00:17:25,320 00:17:28,915 You're doing it for me, is all you need to know. You're doing it for me, is all you need to know.
313 00:17:29,320 00:17:32,233 You know because you need to know. You know because you need to know.
314 00:17:32,600 00:17:33,476 I see. I see.
315 00:17:34,000 00:17:37,118 One of those on-a-need-to-know-basis things, is it? One of those on-a-need-to-know-basis things, is it?
316 00:17:37,400 00:17:39,994 Like one of those James Bond films. Like one of those James Bond films.
317 00:17:40,560 00:17:43,632 Careful, remember who's giving you this job. Careful, remember who's giving you this job.
318 00:17:45,200 00:17:46,429 Right, I'm off. Right, I'm off.
319 00:17:46,760 00:17:49,195 Call me when you're done. Ta-ta. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
320 00:17:53,160 00:17:55,356 Fucking northern monkeys! Fucking northern monkeys!
321 00:17:58,560 00:18:01,518 I hate these fucking southern fairies. I hate these fucking southern fairies.
322 00:18:08,880 00:18:11,554 Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up, Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up,
323 00:18:11,560 00:18:13,995 and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage.
324 00:18:14,000 00:18:17,436 It's not that he's good with cards or even good at counting them. It's not that he's good with cards or even good at counting them.
325 00:18:17,560 00:18:21,349 It's that he's good with reading people's reactions, no matter how subtle. It's that he's good with reading people's reactions, no matter how subtle.
326 00:18:21,680 00:18:24,035 And everybody has reactions... And everybody has reactions...
327 00:18:26,600 00:18:28,876 especially when it comes to money. especially when it comes to money.
328 00:18:41,480 00:18:42,515 Invitations. Invitations.
329 00:18:42,720 00:18:43,755 Invitations? Invitations?
330 00:18:44,160 00:18:45,753 Yeah, invitations. Yeah, invitations.
331 00:18:45,760 00:18:49,071 You know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on? You know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on?
332 00:18:49,080 00:18:50,832 Well, we've got 100,000 bits of paper Well, we've got 100,000 bits of paper
333 00:18:50,880 00:18:51,950 with the Queen's head on. with the Queen's head on.
334 00:18:52,040 00:18:53,075 Will that do? Will that do?
335 00:18:53,240 00:18:54,833 All right, just you. All right, just you.
336 00:18:54,920 00:18:57,719 The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's.
337 00:18:57,720 00:18:59,631 Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub?
338 00:18:59,800 00:19:00,596 Hold on... Hold on...
339 00:19:00,720 00:19:02,154 Hold on to your fucking tongue, Hold on to your fucking tongue,
340 00:19:02,200 00:19:04,669 and I will hold onto my patience, okay, sonny? and I will hold onto my patience, okay, sonny?
341 00:19:04,840 00:19:08,720 No one in here tonight but card players, and I do mean no one. No one in here tonight but card players, and I do mean no one.
342 00:19:15,560 00:19:18,439 Evening, Frazer. Don, Phil. Evening, Frazer. Don, Phil.
343 00:19:19,400 00:19:21,391 It's a bit dramatic, isn't it? It's a bit dramatic, isn't it?
344 00:19:21,680 00:19:23,273 Is this supposed to be symbolic? Is this supposed to be symbolic?
345 00:19:23,560 00:19:25,312 Apparently, it's for security. Apparently, it's for security.
346 00:19:25,600 00:19:28,558 Yeah? I'd have brought me gloves if I'd have known. Yeah? I'd have brought me gloves if I'd have known.
347 00:19:28,960 00:19:31,190 You must be Eddie, JD's son. You must be Eddie, JD's son.
348 00:19:32,080 00:19:33,514 You must be Harry. You must be Harry.
349 00:19:34,280 00:19:36,317 Sorry, didn't know your father. Sorry, didn't know your father.
350 00:19:36,640 00:19:37,835 Never mind, son. Never mind, son.
351 00:19:38,120 00:19:40,714 You just might meet him if you carry on like that. You just might meet him if you carry on like that.
352 00:19:42,000 00:19:44,037 Evening, Tanya, been a while. Evening, Tanya, been a while.
353 00:19:44,480 00:19:45,595 All right, Ed? All right, Ed?
354 00:20:06,160 00:20:08,549 Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary? Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary?
355 00:20:08,560 00:20:09,675 All right, Kenny. All right, Kenny.
356 00:20:10,640 00:20:12,438 You gonna put your stocking on, or what? You gonna put your stocking on, or what?
357 00:20:12,640 00:20:14,472 I've just spent 220 quid on me hair. I've just spent 220 quid on me hair.
358 00:20:14,640 00:20:15,994 If you think I'm pulling a stocking over it, If you think I'm pulling a stocking over it,
359 00:20:16,000 00:20:17,149 you're very much mistaken. you're very much mistaken.
360 00:20:17,240 00:20:19,038 You're gonna have to put something on. You're gonna have to put something on.
361 00:20:22,320 00:20:23,993 This is three card brag, gentlemen. This is three card brag, gentlemen.
362 00:20:24,120 00:20:25,918 That means three three's are the highest, That means three three's are the highest,
363 00:20:25,960 00:20:28,554 then three aces, then running down accordingly. then three aces, then running down accordingly.
364 00:20:28,720 00:20:32,076 Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair. Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair.
365 00:20:32,520 00:20:34,557 An open man can't see a blind man, An open man can't see a blind man,
366 00:20:34,760 00:20:37,912 and it will cost you twice the ante to see your opponent. and it will cost you twice the ante to see your opponent.
367 00:20:38,440 00:20:41,512 Now don't fuck around, fellas. You all know the rules, Now don't fuck around, fellas. You all know the rules,
368 00:20:41,520 00:20:43,511 and you know I won't stand for it. and you know I won't stand for it.
369 00:21:01,680 00:21:03,910 What are you doing? Put that back. What are you doing? Put that back.
370 00:21:04,200 00:21:05,952 We're here to rob the guns. We're here to rob the guns.
371 00:21:06,720 00:21:09,314 Put it back. It's crap anyway. Put it back. It's crap anyway.
372 00:21:11,640 00:21:13,039 Come on. Come in. Come on. Come in.
373 00:21:31,760 00:21:33,433 What sort of pub is this, then? What sort of pub is this, then?
374 00:21:33,880 00:21:35,279 It's a Samoan pub. It's a Samoan pub.
375 00:21:36,120 00:21:37,474 What's that? What's that?
376 00:21:38,040 00:21:38,757 It's a cocktail. It's a cocktail.
377 00:21:38,960 00:21:40,189 You asked for a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
378 00:21:40,280 00:21:44,433 No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink.
379 00:21:44,720 00:21:47,234 I wasn't expecting a fucking rain forest. I wasn't expecting a fucking rain forest.
380 00:21:47,560 00:21:49,836 You could fall in love with an orangutan in that. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that.
381 00:21:50,600 00:21:52,511 You wanna pint, go to the pub. You wanna pint, go to the pub.
382 00:21:54,680 00:21:55,954 I thought this was a pub. I thought this was a pub.
383 00:21:56,280 00:21:57,873 It's a Samoan pub. It's a Samoan pub.
384 00:21:58,440 00:22:01,796 Well, whatever it is, can you get your man to turn the TV down? Well, whatever it is, can you get your man to turn the TV down?
385 00:22:02,120 00:22:03,235 You can ask him if you like. You can ask him if you like.
386 00:22:03,360 00:22:04,839 If I was you, I'd leave him well alone. If I was you, I'd leave him well alone.
387 00:22:05,080 00:22:07,879 Here, get rid of that. Bring us a diet Coke. Here, get rid of that. Bring us a diet Coke.
388 00:22:08,080 00:22:10,913 Excuse me, can you turn that TV down? Excuse me, can you turn that TV down?
389 00:22:17,800 00:22:18,710 No. No.
390 00:22:29,880 00:22:31,359 Whoa, whoa, Kenny! Whoa, whoa, Kenny!
391 00:22:33,120 00:22:34,190 What are you doin'? What are you doin'?
392 00:22:34,360 00:22:38,035 I am trying to find out where they keep their money! I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
393 00:22:40,080 00:22:42,674 You twat, can't you see these people have got no money? You twat, can't you see these people have got no money?
394 00:22:42,800 00:22:44,996 They can't even afford new furniture. They can't even afford new furniture.
395 00:22:45,320 00:22:47,550 We've got the guns. What's the matter with ya? We've got the guns. What's the matter with ya?
396 00:22:47,680 00:22:50,593 Every time we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet. Every time we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet.
397 00:22:50,600 00:22:51,590 What's wrong with ya? What's wrong with ya?
398 00:23:02,480 00:23:04,312 You wanna be more careful, old fella. You wanna be more careful, old fella.
399 00:23:04,520 00:23:07,353 You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that.
400 00:23:08,280 00:23:09,839 You all right, Kenny? You all right, Kenny?
401 00:23:10,560 00:23:11,470 Kenny? Kenny?
402 00:23:17,960 00:23:19,519 10 grand, blind. 10 grand, blind.
403 00:23:23,680 00:23:24,875 20 grand, open. 20 grand, open.
404 00:23:27,240 00:23:28,469 Deep end, eh? Deep end, eh?
405 00:23:29,840 00:23:30,750 Fold. Fold.
406 00:23:49,880 00:23:50,790 Gotcha. Gotcha.
407 00:24:03,680 00:24:05,193 20 grand, open. 20 grand, open.
408 00:24:07,760 00:24:08,830 I'll fold. I'll fold.
409 00:24:10,160 00:24:12,595 Don't go spending that all at once, boy. Don't go spending that all at once, boy.
410 00:24:18,000 00:24:19,832 Oh, bloody hell. Oh, bloody hell.
411 00:24:22,080 00:24:22,990 What? What?
412 00:24:23,200 00:24:25,316 I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry. I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry.
413 00:24:25,600 00:24:26,954 Did you get those guns? Did you get those guns?
414 00:24:27,360 00:24:29,590 You wanna see what they did to poor Gary? You wanna see what they did to poor Gary?
415 00:24:30,320 00:24:32,277 Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary.
416 00:24:32,920 00:24:34,957 I said, did you get those guns? I said, did you get those guns?
417 00:24:35,160 00:24:36,992 Yes! We got them! Yes! We got them!
418 00:24:37,280 00:24:39,874 Good. I'll speak to ya later. Good. I'll speak to ya later.
419 00:24:41,320 00:24:45,678 Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now, mate, okay? Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now, mate, okay?
420 00:24:45,960 00:24:47,917 Barry. Barry. Barry. Barry.
421 00:24:50,840 00:24:54,231 Fucking southern Shandy-drinking bastard! Gary! Fucking southern Shandy-drinking bastard! Gary!
422 00:25:58,320 00:25:59,549 Give me my money! Give me my money!
423 00:25:59,840 00:26:02,798 Give me back my money, you fucking snake! Give me back my money, you fucking snake!
424 00:26:05,440 00:26:06,919 You give me my money! You give me my money!
425 00:26:07,240 00:26:09,880 Give me back my money! Give it back! Give me back my money! Give it back!
426 00:26:11,160 00:26:12,150 Wankers! Wankers!
427 00:26:12,840 00:26:13,830 Wankers! Wankers!
428 00:26:18,200 00:26:21,352 Come on, you. Not now, please. Not now. Come on, you. Not now, please. Not now.
429 00:26:21,360 00:26:23,158 Oh, you fucking bastard. Oh, you fucking bastard.
430 00:26:31,360 00:26:32,350 You bastard. You bastard.
431 00:26:33,200 00:26:35,077 Oh, my good god. Oh, my good god.
432 00:26:36,040 00:26:37,917 We'll take you to the cleaners. We'll take you to the cleaners.
433 00:26:47,120 00:26:48,918 20 grand, open. 20 grand, open.
434 00:26:50,640 00:26:51,835 30 thousand. 30 thousand.
435 00:26:52,560 00:26:54,915 Back to you, Ready, Eddie. Back to you, Ready, Eddie.
436 00:26:56,840 00:26:57,955 50 grand. 50 grand.
437 00:27:01,040 00:27:02,189 80 grand. 80 grand.
438 00:27:04,720 00:27:05,710 100 grand. 100 grand.
439 00:27:06,080 00:27:07,479 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
440 00:27:07,840 00:27:08,796 Look, fellas, I know... Look, fellas, I know...
441 00:27:08,920 00:27:10,149 I know you're not in. I know you're not in.
442 00:27:10,360 00:27:12,715 Which means no one cares what you know. Which means no one cares what you know.
443 00:27:14,760 00:27:15,750 250. 250.
444 00:27:19,640 00:27:21,153 That's quite a raise. That's quite a raise.
445 00:27:22,760 00:27:25,070 That's 150 on my 100. That's 150 on my 100.
446 00:27:25,680 00:27:29,116 Yeah, and is there anything else you wanna say? Yeah, and is there anything else you wanna say?
447 00:27:30,720 00:27:33,792 As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. As you know, this puts us in an awkward position.
448 00:27:35,320 00:27:36,993 I don't have enough to continue. I don't have enough to continue.
449 00:27:37,440 00:27:39,192 We will have to see both your cards We will have to see both your cards
450 00:27:39,360 00:27:41,351 if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. if no one loans Eddie the money to continue.
451 00:27:41,400 00:27:43,550 It's a loan or we see both your cards. It's a loan or we see both your cards.
452 00:27:50,200 00:27:51,110 I Will. I Will.
453 00:27:54,040 00:27:55,189 You will What? You will What?
454 00:27:57,400 00:27:59,232 I will loan you the money. I will loan you the money.
455 00:28:02,520 00:28:05,194 No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over.
456 00:28:06,000 00:28:08,276 I'm not interested in what you would rather. I'm not interested in what you would rather.
457 00:28:08,600 00:28:10,034 I wanna keep going. I wanna keep going.
458 00:28:11,080 00:28:13,356 I'm also offering you the money. I'm also offering you the money.
459 00:28:14,600 00:28:17,558 So we don't have to turn 'em over, because you can borrow. So we don't have to turn 'em over, because you can borrow.
460 00:28:19,440 00:28:21,238 I need 250 grand. I need 250 grand.
461 00:28:22,560 00:28:25,916 No, you need 500 grand to see me. No, you need 500 grand to see me.
462 00:28:27,520 00:28:29,193 That's if I want to see ya. That's if I want to see ya.
463 00:28:29,480 00:28:32,359 Well, you're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? Well, you're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya?
464 00:28:36,160 00:28:37,230 I'll see ya. I'll see ya.
465 00:28:39,400 00:28:41,914 Okay, before I loan you this Okay, before I loan you this
466 00:28:42,000 00:28:44,640 I expect, if you lose, of course, I expect, if you lose, of course,
467 00:28:45,160 00:28:47,231 my money back within a week. my money back within a week.
468 00:28:48,000 00:28:48,990 Crystal? Crystal?
469 00:28:49,440 00:28:50,953 That's Sunday, okay? That's Sunday, okay?
470 00:29:19,720 00:29:20,630 Is that it? Is that it?
471 00:29:21,040 00:29:23,395 Now let's see his fucking cards. Now let's see his fucking cards.
472 00:30:35,320 00:30:36,151 Hello, boy. Hello, boy.
473 00:30:36,440 00:30:38,078 Feeling a bit poorly? Feeling a bit poorly?
474 00:30:38,840 00:30:41,195 I know your friends are responsible I know your friends are responsible
475 00:30:41,280 00:30:42,759 for most of the cash. for most of the cash.
476 00:30:42,960 00:30:46,078 So, I'm gonna give you one week to find it. So, I'm gonna give you one week to find it.
477 00:30:46,400 00:30:49,358 Otherwise, I will take a finger Otherwise, I will take a finger
478 00:30:49,640 00:30:52,280 off each of you and your friends' hands off each of you and your friends' hands
479 00:30:52,320 00:30:55,392 for every day that passes without payment. for every day that passes without payment.
480 00:30:55,400 00:30:57,550 And then when you run out of digits, And then when you run out of digits,
481 00:30:57,840 00:31:01,276 your dad's bar, and who knows what then. your dad's bar, and who knows what then.
482 00:31:01,680 00:31:03,079 All right, my son? All right, my son?
483 00:31:20,320 00:31:21,993 This doesn't look good. This doesn't look good.
484 00:31:26,720 00:31:28,313 He then proceeded to explain He then proceeded to explain
485 00:31:28,320 00:31:30,357 the unfortunate position they were in. the unfortunate position they were in.
486 00:31:30,520 00:31:33,672 Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week, Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week,
487 00:31:33,680 00:31:37,469 because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own. because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own.
488 00:31:37,760 00:31:42,675 Harry saw it as their money on the table, so it was also their debt off the table. Harry saw it as their money on the table, so it was also their debt off the table.
489 00:31:42,840 00:31:44,513 Ed would hate admit it, Ed would hate admit it,
490 00:31:44,520 00:31:46,557 but he could have kissed the old bastard for that. but he could have kissed the old bastard for that.
491 00:31:46,640 00:31:50,554 If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own, it would have been a lie. If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own, it would have been a lie.
492 00:31:51,080 00:31:54,311 Now, I wish to Christ he would have let me settle the debt on my own. Now, I wish to Christ he would have let me settle the debt on my own.
493 00:31:57,000 00:31:58,070 I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him!
494 00:31:58,200 00:32:00,157 Stop fucking about, Tom, Stop fucking about, Tom,
495 00:32:00,520 00:32:03,831 and think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down! and think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down!
496 00:32:08,600 00:32:10,113 What's all the fuss about Harry? What's all the fuss about Harry?
497 00:32:10,400 00:32:12,550 Why don't we just boycott the payment? Why don't we just boycott the payment?
498 00:32:15,320 00:32:17,709 Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry.
499 00:32:18,480 00:32:20,869 Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson,
500 00:32:21,080 00:32:22,593 who worked for Harry, who worked for Harry,
501 00:32:22,880 00:32:25,269 but it was rumored that he was on the take. but it was rumored that he was on the take.
502 00:32:25,560 00:32:28,120 Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation.
503 00:32:28,520 00:32:30,477 Smithy didn't do a very good job. Smithy didn't do a very good job.
504 00:32:30,720 00:32:31,755 Within a minute, Within a minute,
505 00:32:32,000 00:32:34,958 Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand,
506 00:32:35,240 00:32:37,550 which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock.
507 00:32:38,640 00:32:42,679 He then proceeded to batter... poor Smithy to death with it. He then proceeded to batter... poor Smithy to death with it.
508 00:32:46,400 00:32:48,835 Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go.
509 00:32:49,280 00:32:53,239 Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.
510 00:32:55,720 00:32:58,234 Don't worry, I'll think of something. Don't worry, I'll think of something.
511 00:33:27,960 00:33:31,396 "Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk." "Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk."
512 00:33:38,760 00:33:40,831 Winston Churchill said that. Winston Churchill said that.
513 00:33:41,640 00:33:43,677 I say it's a dog-eat-dog world, I say it's a dog-eat-dog world,
514 00:33:44,560 00:33:46,597 and I've got bigger teeth than you two. and I've got bigger teeth than you two.
515 00:33:48,960 00:33:51,110 I think our friend is trying to tell us something. I think our friend is trying to tell us something.
516 00:33:52,120 00:33:55,112 Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure. Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure.
517 00:33:55,480 00:33:56,550 Give me a five iron, John. Give me a five iron, John.
518 00:33:56,720 00:33:57,790 Certainly, Dog. Certainly, Dog.
519 00:34:02,280 00:34:03,509 Now, keep still. Now, keep still.
520 00:34:12,520 00:34:14,557 Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us? Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us?
521 00:34:17,000 00:34:17,990 It's in the fireplace. It's in the fireplace.
522 00:34:18,160 00:34:19,480 Shut it, you idiot! He'll kill... Shut it, you idiot! He'll kill...
523 00:34:21,560 00:34:22,755 Yes, Gordon, you were saying? Yes, Gordon, you were saying?
524 00:34:22,880 00:34:24,837 It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out.
525 00:34:24,880 00:34:26,154 It's in the bottom. It's in the bottom.
526 00:34:26,560 00:34:28,073 It's in the fireplace, Plank. It's in the fireplace, Plank.
527 00:34:28,080 00:34:30,435 Just pull it out. It's in the bottom. Just pull it out. It's in the bottom.
528 00:34:30,800 00:34:34,191 Oh, Dog, I think you want to have a look at this. Oh, Dog, I think you want to have a look at this.
529 00:34:37,320 00:34:38,719 You gonna let me down now? You gonna let me down now?
530 00:34:38,760 00:34:39,670 No. No.
531 00:34:40,040 00:34:41,758 I'm not finished with you yet. I'm not finished with you yet.
532 00:34:42,920 00:34:44,069 Steel. Steel.
533 00:34:47,280 00:34:48,873 Help, help, help! Help, help, help!
534 00:34:54,400 00:34:55,595 Oh, Dog. Oh, Dog.
535 00:34:56,200 00:34:57,349 It's all up to you, audience. It's all up to you, audience.
536 00:34:57,360 00:35:00,239 You have to decide, yes, you have to decide You have to decide, yes, you have to decide
537 00:35:00,280 00:35:02,032 who the winner is going to be. who the winner is going to be.
538 00:35:02,120 00:35:05,033 Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock.
539 00:35:06,160 00:35:08,800 Use the cage, that's What it's there for. Use the cage, that's What it's there for.
540 00:35:13,240 00:35:14,310 Who is it? Who is it?
541 00:35:20,880 00:35:23,520 We have got security for a reason, Willie. We have got security for a reason, Willie.
542 00:35:23,720 00:35:25,279 Chill, Winston. Chill, Winston.
543 00:35:25,520 00:35:26,840 It's only Plank. It's only Plank.
544 00:35:29,240 00:35:31,390 This weed's getting quite a rep, you know, fellas. This weed's getting quite a rep, you know, fellas.
545 00:35:31,560 00:35:33,233 All right? Easy. All right? Easy.
546 00:35:34,080 00:35:35,070 Jesus! Jesus!
547 00:35:36,080 00:35:37,479 Never saw you there. Never saw you there.
548 00:35:37,800 00:35:39,950 Hello, love. Enjoying yourself? Hello, love. Enjoying yourself?
549 00:35:41,600 00:35:42,715 Is she compos? Is she compos?
550 00:35:43,160 00:35:44,673 What do you think? What do you think?
551 00:35:47,440 00:35:48,236 Boo! Boo!
552 00:35:49,120 00:35:50,110 Fuck me. Fuck me.
553 00:35:51,080 00:35:52,639 Clean that up, Charles. Clean that up, Charles.
554 00:35:53,440 00:35:54,669 Sod you. You clean it up. Sod you. You clean it up.
555 00:35:54,760 00:35:58,469 Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me! Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me!
556 00:35:59,240 00:36:01,754 Never mind. Can you ah... just sit down? Never mind. Can you ah... just sit down?
557 00:36:01,960 00:36:03,234 Stay out of the way? Stay out of the way?
558 00:36:06,400 00:36:08,311 Look, how much is it you want? Look, how much is it you want?
559 00:36:08,600 00:36:10,876 I'm ah... after a half weight. I'm ah... after a half weight.
560 00:36:11,360 00:36:13,271 Right, well, that's 15 hundred then. Right, well, that's 15 hundred then.
561 00:36:14,000 00:36:15,673 Pass the scales, Willie. Pass the scales, Willie.
562 00:36:18,120 00:36:19,554 Give us some gear, J. Give us some gear, J.
563 00:36:23,040 00:36:26,635 Any chance of actually seeing the... money? Any chance of actually seeing the... money?
564 00:36:35,480 00:36:37,596 The odds are 100-to-one. The odds are 100-to-one.
565 00:36:38,160 00:36:40,197 All as we need is 5 grand. All as we need is 5 grand.
566 00:36:41,080 00:36:43,515 I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse.
567 00:36:43,800 00:36:46,519 The odds are 100-to-one for a good reason, Bacon. The odds are 100-to-one for a good reason, Bacon.
568 00:36:46,640 00:36:47,914 It won't win. It won't win.
569 00:36:49,160 00:36:50,275 Where's Eddie? Where's Eddie?
570 00:36:50,640 00:36:52,039 Where do you think? Where do you think?
571 00:36:52,320 00:36:55,039 The bottom of a bottle. And has been for two days. The bottom of a bottle. And has been for two days.
572 00:36:55,320 00:36:56,515 It's hit him hard. It's hit him hard.
573 00:36:56,760 00:36:58,273 Yeah, it's hit us all hard. Yeah, it's hit us all hard.
574 00:36:58,480 00:37:01,711 Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar.
575 00:37:01,800 00:37:04,713 Listen to this one. You open up a company Listen to this one. You open up a company
576 00:37:04,760 00:37:07,229 - called Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club. - You what? - called Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club. - You what?
577 00:37:07,320 00:37:10,039 You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag,
578 00:37:10,160 00:37:13,915 advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos. advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos.
579 00:37:14,680 00:37:16,751 You sell it with, I don't know, You sell it with, I don't know,
580 00:37:16,960 00:37:19,236 "Does what no other dildo can do until now." "Does what no other dildo can do until now."
581 00:37:19,240 00:37:21,356 "The latest and greatest in sexual technology." "The latest and greatest in sexual technology."
582 00:37:21,360 00:37:23,271 "Guaranteed results or your money back." All that bollocks. "Guaranteed results or your money back." All that bollocks.
583 00:37:23,360 00:37:26,000 Now these dills cost 25 quid a pop. Now these dills cost 25 quid a pop.
584 00:37:26,520 00:37:29,592 That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients.
585 00:37:29,880 00:37:32,713 But they send their checks to the other company name, But they send their checks to the other company name,
586 00:37:33,040 00:37:37,034 nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits, or something, for 25 quid. nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits, or something, for 25 quid.
587 00:37:37,040 00:37:40,317 You take that 25 quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. You take that 25 quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears.
588 00:37:40,760 00:37:42,194 Now this is the smart bit. Now this is the smart bit.
589 00:37:43,200 00:37:47,592 You send back the check for 25 pound from the other company name, You send back the check for 25 pound from the other company name,
590 00:37:47,600 00:37:49,830 Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying, Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying,
591 00:37:50,120 00:37:52,953 "We're sorry, and we couldn't get the supplies from America," "We're sorry, and we couldn't get the supplies from America,"
592 00:37:53,000 00:37:54,399 "because they've run out of stock." "because they've run out of stock."
593 00:37:54,400 00:37:57,597 Now you see how many people cash that check. Now you see how many people cash that check.
594 00:37:58,520 00:37:59,999 Not a single soul. Not a single soul.
595 00:38:00,160 00:38:01,912 Because who wants their bank manager to know Because who wants their bank manager to know
596 00:38:02,000 00:38:04,196 they tickle ass when they're not paying in checks? they tickle ass when they're not paying in checks?
597 00:38:05,760 00:38:07,876 So how long d'ya have to wait till ya see the return? So how long d'ya have to wait till ya see the return?
598 00:38:08,000 00:38:09,673 Probably no more than four weeks. Probably no more than four weeks.
599 00:38:09,920 00:38:10,910 A month? A month?
600 00:38:11,160 00:38:14,278 So what fucking good is that if we need it in six... So what fucking good is that if we need it in six...
601 00:38:14,560 00:38:15,675 No, five days. No, five days.
602 00:38:17,160 00:38:18,878 Well, it's still a good idea. Well, it's still a good idea.
603 00:38:20,480 00:38:23,791 He may know we smoke a lot and burn a bit of profit, He may know we smoke a lot and burn a bit of profit,
604 00:38:24,080 00:38:27,789 but he can't have any idea how much hard currency we've accumulated. but he can't have any idea how much hard currency we've accumulated.
605 00:38:28,080 00:38:29,479 I don't know. I don't know.
606 00:38:30,320 00:38:31,594 Do you know? Do you know?
607 00:38:32,560 00:38:35,393 We can just slice it off the top. We can just slice it off the top.
608 00:38:36,400 00:38:38,630 You guys gotta realize who this chap is. You guys gotta realize who this chap is.
609 00:38:39,560 00:38:42,712 He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic. He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic.
610 00:38:43,160 00:38:46,198 And if he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice, And if he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice,
611 00:38:46,200 00:38:50,592 then you and me are gonna know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. then you and me are gonna know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like.
612 00:38:51,120 00:38:52,713 So you know these geezers well? So you know these geezers well?
613 00:38:52,960 00:38:53,836 Well enough. Well enough.
614 00:38:54,040 00:38:56,475 I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a couple of years. I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a couple of years.
615 00:38:56,800 00:38:57,949 So, what are they like then? So, what are they like then?
616 00:38:58,200 00:38:59,634 Poofs. Nothing heavy. Poofs. Nothing heavy.
617 00:38:59,800 00:39:02,235 Four public schoolboys. Soft as shite. Four public schoolboys. Soft as shite.
618 00:39:23,320 00:39:26,358 They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day, talking bollocks. They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day, talking bollocks.
619 00:39:26,480 00:39:28,357 They're just good at growing weed, that's all. They're just good at growing weed, that's all.
620 00:39:28,480 00:39:30,869 Business has got bigger than what they can keep up with. Business has got bigger than what they can keep up with.
621 00:39:31,800 00:39:33,518 Well, they can't all be stupid, can they? Well, they can't all be stupid, can they?
622 00:39:33,800 00:39:37,475 Think about it. They've got a container load of cash in shoe boxes. Think about it. They've got a container load of cash in shoe boxes.
623 00:39:37,920 00:39:39,319 They're selling class-A gear. They're selling class-A gear.
624 00:39:39,520 00:39:41,875 Don't you think there might be someone sensible involved? Don't you think there might be someone sensible involved?
625 00:39:42,480 00:39:43,515 What about security? What about security?
626 00:39:43,640 00:39:45,950 There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it. There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it.
627 00:39:46,320 00:39:47,674 What d'ya mean, never lock it? What d'ya mean, never lock it?
628 00:39:47,840 00:39:49,114 What have they got it there for then? What have they got it there for then?
629 00:39:49,200 00:39:51,316 I must have been there 50 times. It's never locked. I must have been there 50 times. It's never locked.
630 00:39:51,560 00:39:52,789 They're not suspicious. They're not suspicious.
631 00:39:53,000 00:39:54,593 Everyone who goes there's a toff. Everyone who goes there's a toff.
632 00:39:54,640 00:39:56,153 They're all into that karma crap. They're all into that karma crap.
633 00:39:56,400 00:39:58,630 "If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff. "If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff.
634 00:39:59,440 00:40:00,839 No way they can get back to ya? No way they can get back to ya?
635 00:40:00,920 00:40:03,673 Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared. I'm a geezer. Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared. I'm a geezer.
636 00:40:04,000 00:40:05,229 They got no muscle. They got no muscle.
637 00:40:05,600 00:40:06,670 Gutless faggots. Gutless faggots.
638 00:40:08,160 00:40:09,230 Fancy one? Fancy one?
639 00:40:11,480 00:40:12,800 What's all the flapping about? What's all the flapping about?
640 00:40:13,000 00:40:14,399 You told the old man yet? You told the old man yet?
641 00:40:14,520 00:40:15,999 Hoping I won't need to. Hoping I won't need to.
642 00:40:17,360 00:40:20,000 I've got a plan. Now listen carefully. I've got a plan. Now listen carefully.
643 00:40:31,720 00:40:32,676 Hello, boys. Hello, boys.
644 00:40:32,840 00:40:33,750 Harry. Harry.
645 00:40:34,640 00:40:35,710 Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink?
646 00:40:35,720 00:40:38,234 Hello, my son, do you want a lolly? Hello, my son, do you want a lolly?
647 00:40:38,760 00:40:39,989 Piss off, you nonce. Piss off, you nonce.
648 00:40:40,320 00:40:41,913 Oi! Watch it! Oi! Watch it!
649 00:40:42,600 00:40:44,989 No thanks, Harry. We're both all right. No thanks, Harry. We're both all right.
650 00:40:45,560 00:40:46,709 Nice shooter. Nice shooter.
651 00:40:47,280 00:40:48,793 Yeah, one of a pair. Yeah, one of a pair.
652 00:40:49,480 00:40:51,596 Holland & Holland. Do you want to hold it? Holland & Holland. Do you want to hold it?
653 00:40:51,640 00:40:53,517 No, not my thing. Thanks, Harry. No, not my thing. Thanks, Harry.
654 00:40:53,800 00:40:56,269 Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here.
655 00:40:56,560 00:40:59,518 Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle.
656 00:41:00,040 00:41:01,633 They owe me half a million pound. They owe me half a million pound.
657 00:41:02,080 00:41:03,070 How much? How much?
658 00:41:03,880 00:41:05,075 Half a million. Half a million.
659 00:41:07,960 00:41:08,756 I'm game. I'm game.
660 00:41:11,160 00:41:11,956 Me, too. Me, too.
661 00:41:13,920 00:41:15,240 Oh, god. Oh, god.
662 00:41:15,800 00:41:16,949 Right. Right.
663 00:41:17,960 00:41:20,349 We hit 'em as soon as they come back. We hit 'em as soon as they come back.
664 00:41:20,600 00:41:22,796 We'll be prepared, waiting. We'll be prepared, waiting.
665 00:41:24,880 00:41:26,075 And they're armed. And they're armed.
666 00:41:26,120 00:41:28,031 What was that? Armed? What was that? Armed?
667 00:41:28,640 00:41:29,960 What do you mean, armed? What do you mean, armed?
668 00:41:30,280 00:41:31,475 Armed with what? Armed with what?
669 00:41:31,600 00:41:34,672 Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster...
670 00:41:34,680 00:41:36,079 What do you think they're gonna be armed with? What do you think they're gonna be armed with?
671 00:41:36,080 00:41:37,195 Guns, you tit! Guns, you tit!
672 00:41:37,400 00:41:40,631 Guns? You never said anything about guns. Guns? You never said anything about guns.
673 00:41:41,120 00:41:43,475 A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world.
674 00:41:43,520 00:41:45,955 Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
675 00:41:45,960 00:41:48,190 Soap, stop being such a mincer. Soap, stop being such a mincer.
676 00:41:48,800 00:41:50,199 I've thought about that and... I've thought about that and...
677 00:41:50,480 00:41:51,515 And what exactly? And what exactly?
678 00:41:51,640 00:41:56,669 And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em.
679 00:41:56,800 00:41:57,631 Carrying 'em? Carrying 'em?
680 00:41:57,840 00:42:00,354 Well, they could all be carrying 'em for what we know. Well, they could all be carrying 'em for what we know.
681 00:42:00,480 00:42:03,791 No. Only one of them carries 'em going to the job. No. Only one of them carries 'em going to the job.
682 00:42:03,840 00:42:06,559 So I assume the same one will be carrying 'em So I assume the same one will be carrying 'em
683 00:42:06,560 00:42:07,834 when they come back from the job. when they come back from the job.
684 00:42:07,840 00:42:09,478 Oh, you assume, do ya? Oh, you assume, do ya?
685 00:42:09,760 00:42:12,718 And what do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuck-ups? And what do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuck-ups?
686 00:42:12,840 00:42:14,353 It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid. It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid.
687 00:42:14,360 00:42:17,000 Well, brother, mother any other sucker, Well, brother, mother any other sucker,
688 00:42:17,160 00:42:19,071 it don't make any difference. it don't make any difference.
689 00:42:19,720 00:42:24,351 They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets! They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!
690 00:42:24,480 00:42:27,074 Soap, if you have a better idea Soap, if you have a better idea
691 00:42:27,320 00:42:31,029 how to get 500,000 pounds in the next few days, how to get 500,000 pounds in the next few days,
692 00:42:31,200 00:42:32,315 let us know. let us know.
693 00:42:34,080 00:42:38,039 In the meantime, Tom, you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. In the meantime, Tom, you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed.
694 00:42:44,520 00:42:46,796 - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed. - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed.
695 00:42:46,840 00:42:49,673 It's some fucked-up-skunk, class-A, It's some fucked-up-skunk, class-A,
696 00:42:49,680 00:42:51,671 I-can't-think-let-alone-move shit. I-can't-think-let-alone-move shit.
697 00:42:51,880 00:42:53,279 Doesn't sound very good me. Doesn't sound very good me.
698 00:42:53,480 00:42:56,393 No, neither me. But it depends what flicks your switch. No, neither me. But it depends what flicks your switch.
699 00:42:56,600 00:42:59,399 And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses.
700 00:42:59,840 00:43:01,399 Anyway, do you know anyone? Anyway, do you know anyone?
701 00:43:02,200 00:43:03,599 I know a man, yes. I know a man, yes.
702 00:43:05,080 00:43:06,309 Rory Breaker. Rory Breaker.
703 00:43:07,680 00:43:09,478 Not that madman with an Afro? Not that madman with an Afro?
704 00:43:09,640 00:43:11,472 I don't want anything to do with him. I don't want anything to do with him.
705 00:43:11,800 00:43:14,474 You won't have to. Just get me a sample. You won't have to. Just get me a sample.
706 00:43:15,120 00:43:16,349 No can do. No can do.
707 00:43:17,680 00:43:20,274 What's that? A place near Katmandu? What's that? A place near Katmandu?
708 00:43:20,600 00:43:21,715 Meet me halfway, mate. Meet me halfway, mate.
709 00:43:21,760 00:43:24,115 Look, it's all completely chicken soup. Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
710 00:43:24,440 00:43:27,080 - It's what? - It's kosher... as Christmas. - It's what? - It's kosher... as Christmas.
711 00:43:27,440 00:43:29,829 Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.
712 00:43:30,280 00:43:31,429 Yeah, well, never mind that. Yeah, well, never mind that.
713 00:43:31,440 00:43:32,714 I'm gonna need some artillery, too. I'm gonna need some artillery, too.
714 00:43:32,720 00:43:34,279 Couple of sawn-off shotguns. Couple of sawn-off shotguns.
715 00:43:34,480 00:43:35,629 This is a bit heavy. This is a bit heavy.
716 00:43:35,640 00:43:37,278 This is London, not the Lebanon. This is London, not the Lebanon.
717 00:43:37,360 00:43:38,759 Who do you think I am? Who do you think I am?
718 00:43:39,080 00:43:40,718 I think you're Nick the Greek. I think you're Nick the Greek.
719 00:43:41,920 00:43:43,115 Hold those two. Hold those two.
720 00:43:45,640 00:43:48,200 I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick. I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick.
721 00:43:48,520 00:43:50,750 But if it is what he says it is, But if it is what he says it is,
722 00:43:50,800 00:43:53,519 I'll take it off him for 3.5 grand a key. I'll take it off him for 3.5 grand a key.
723 00:43:53,840 00:43:56,400 That is if it is what he says it is. That is if it is what he says it is.
724 00:43:56,960 00:43:59,110 I don't want to see it after a sample, I don't want to see it after a sample,
725 00:43:59,120 00:44:01,270 I don't want to touch it after a sample. I don't want to touch it after a sample.
726 00:44:01,600 00:44:04,240 I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here.
727 00:44:04,680 00:44:06,671 He'll sort out the details. He'll sort out the details.
728 00:44:07,000 00:44:09,116 But just let me tell you one thing. But just let me tell you one thing.
729 00:44:13,800 00:44:16,030 If the milk turns out to be sour, If the milk turns out to be sour,
730 00:44:16,280 00:44:18,590 I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.
731 00:44:21,320 00:44:22,435 Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?
732 00:44:28,960 00:44:30,109 Rory Breaker. Rory Breaker.
733 00:44:30,320 00:44:32,311 Rory? Yeah, I know Rory. Rory? Yeah, I know Rory.
734 00:44:32,760 00:44:34,592 He's not to be underestimated. He's not to be underestimated.
735 00:44:34,920 00:44:36,638 He's a funny looking fucker, I know. He's a funny looking fucker, I know.
736 00:44:36,800 00:44:39,713 But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing.
737 00:44:39,800 00:44:41,837 It's all a deceptive facade. It's all a deceptive facade.
738 00:44:43,920 00:44:47,072 A few nights ago, Rory's Roger iron rusted. A few nights ago, Rory's Roger iron rusted.
739 00:44:47,480 00:44:50,950 He's gone down the Battle Cruiser to watch the end of a football game. He's gone down the Battle Cruiser to watch the end of a football game.
740 00:44:51,280 00:44:54,511 No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over.
741 00:44:54,800 00:44:56,791 A fat geezer's north opens. A fat geezer's north opens.
742 00:44:57,440 00:45:00,080 And he wanders up and turns the Liza over. And he wanders up and turns the Liza over.
743 00:45:00,360 00:45:03,273 "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else."
744 00:45:03,880 00:45:07,157 Rory knows claret is imminent, but doesn't wanna miss the end of the game. Rory knows claret is imminent, but doesn't wanna miss the end of the game.
745 00:45:07,440 00:45:10,637 So calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher, So calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher,
746 00:45:10,960 00:45:13,839 walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action
747 00:45:13,920 00:45:15,957 and plonks it outside the entrance. and plonks it outside the entrance.
748 00:45:16,000 00:45:20,039 He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub
749 00:45:20,320 00:45:22,311 and switches back to his footer. and switches back to his footer.
750 00:45:23,160 00:45:25,595 "That's fucking it," says the geezer. "That's fucking it," says the geezer.
751 00:45:26,120 00:45:27,952 "That's fucking what?" says Rory. "That's fucking what?" says Rory.
752 00:45:28,040 00:45:30,793 And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty. And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty.
753 00:45:31,080 00:45:33,390 He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest, He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest,
754 00:45:33,680 00:45:36,479 and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe.
755 00:45:36,680 00:45:39,194 Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game.
756 00:45:39,400 00:45:41,232 His team's won, too. His team's won, too.
757 00:45:41,760 00:45:42,670 Four-nil. Four-nil.
758 00:45:58,720 00:45:59,551 Oi! Oi!
759 00:46:00,600 00:46:02,318 Is your hair supposed to look like that? Is your hair supposed to look like that?
760 00:46:02,400 00:46:03,356 All right, short stuff? All right, short stuff?
761 00:46:03,560 00:46:05,312 Never mind "short stuff." Never mind "short stuff."
762 00:46:05,400 00:46:06,959 Listen, the next time we do a job like this, Listen, the next time we do a job like this,
763 00:46:07,040 00:46:08,519 we're gonna want more money, Barry. we're gonna want more money, Barry.
764 00:46:08,600 00:46:11,240 Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that. Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that.
765 00:46:11,480 00:46:12,914 Where's the others? Where's the others?
766 00:46:14,280 00:46:15,600 There was no others. There was no others.
767 00:46:15,880 00:46:17,996 Stop fucking around. The others, the old ones. Stop fucking around. The others, the old ones.
768 00:46:18,320 00:46:19,515 I don't know what ya mean. I don't know what ya mean.
769 00:46:19,560 00:46:20,789 There were two old guns there. There were two old guns there.
770 00:46:20,800 00:46:21,949 Where are they now? Where are they now?
771 00:46:22,400 00:46:23,959 Not in the cabinet, there wasn't. Not in the cabinet, there wasn't.
772 00:46:24,200 00:46:27,158 There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying.
773 00:46:27,360 00:46:28,953 But they were ours, we sold them. But they were ours, we sold them.
774 00:46:29,000 00:46:30,718 Well, you better unsell 'em, sharpish. Well, you better unsell 'em, sharpish.
775 00:46:31,160 00:46:32,833 We had to sell 'em. We needed the money! We had to sell 'em. We needed the money!
776 00:46:32,960 00:46:35,236 I'm not fucking interested! I'm not fucking interested!
777 00:46:35,480 00:46:39,030 If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got
778 00:46:39,120 00:46:42,476 I suggest you get those guns, quick! I suggest you get those guns, quick!
779 00:47:26,640 00:47:27,516 Jesus. Jesus.
780 00:47:28,760 00:47:30,637 If I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? If I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece?
781 00:47:31,160 00:47:32,480 Where'd you get them? Where'd you get them?
782 00:47:33,480 00:47:34,675 I got contacts. I got contacts.
783 00:47:35,480 00:47:37,312 Listen, Tom, you point them at me, Listen, Tom, you point them at me,
784 00:47:37,320 00:47:39,152 I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do.
785 00:47:39,480 00:47:41,118 Either way you get the desired effect. Either way you get the desired effect.
786 00:47:41,200 00:47:43,157 Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but... Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but...
787 00:47:44,320 00:47:46,197 they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they?
788 00:47:46,200 00:47:47,429 I might get laughed at. I might get laughed at.
789 00:47:47,840 00:47:49,353 How much do you want for these muskets? How much do you want for these muskets?
790 00:47:49,360 00:47:50,395 700 each. 700 each.
791 00:47:50,640 00:47:53,234 What's that? A pound for every year they've been about? What's that? A pound for every year they've been about?
792 00:47:53,480 00:47:56,393 I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices.
793 00:48:00,040 00:48:01,360 They're a bit long, ain't they? They're a bit long, ain't they?
794 00:48:02,160 00:48:03,389 Sawn-offs are out. Sawn-offs are out.
795 00:48:03,720 00:48:06,280 People want a bit more range these days. People want a bit more range these days.
796 00:48:06,680 00:48:07,670 Range? Range?
797 00:48:08,160 00:48:10,390 I don't want to blow the ass out of this country, granted. I don't want to blow the ass out of this country, granted.
798 00:48:10,400 00:48:12,869 But I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry at me, either. But I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry at me, either.
799 00:48:13,840 00:48:15,751 I want to look fucking mean. I want to look fucking mean.
800 00:48:16,040 00:48:17,519 Of course you'll look mean. Of course you'll look mean.
801 00:48:18,200 00:48:19,270 You'll look really scary. You'll look really scary.
802 00:48:19,520 00:48:20,590 Anyway, enough about that. Anyway, enough about that.
803 00:48:20,720 00:48:22,438 What about this geezer who sells drugs? What about this geezer who sells drugs?
804 00:48:22,720 00:48:24,597 Rory Breaker's standing by. Rory Breaker's standing by.
805 00:48:25,040 00:48:28,396 You stand to make a lot of money... tubby Tommy. You stand to make a lot of money... tubby Tommy.
806 00:48:33,680 00:48:36,115 I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock, I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock,
807 00:48:36,400 00:48:40,155 but let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, the good father. but let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, the good father.
808 00:48:40,880 00:48:41,870 Go on. Go on.
809 00:48:42,720 00:48:44,154 He likes your bar. He likes your bar.
810 00:48:44,800 00:48:45,790 Yes? Yes?
811 00:48:46,200 00:48:47,759 He wants your bar. He wants your bar.
812 00:48:48,720 00:48:49,710 And? And?
813 00:48:51,160 00:48:53,151 Do you want me to draw you a picture? Do you want me to draw you a picture?
814 00:48:53,600 00:48:56,956 Look, that boy doesn't know his asshole from his ear hole. Look, that boy doesn't know his asshole from his ear hole.
815 00:48:57,040 00:48:58,235 This is my bar. This is my bar.
816 00:48:58,360 00:49:00,351 It's got nothing to do with him. It's got nothing to do with him.
817 00:49:00,560 00:49:01,880 What, and I care? What, and I care?
818 00:49:02,520 00:49:04,955 Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage
819 00:49:04,960 00:49:06,997 of being able to sustain your son's life. of being able to sustain your son's life.
820 00:49:07,240 00:49:09,197 And you do have a reputation, And you do have a reputation,
821 00:49:09,320 00:49:11,470 so I'll choose my words very carefully. so I'll choose my words very carefully.
822 00:49:11,680 00:49:14,399 You tell Harry to go fuck himself. You tell Harry to go fuck himself.
823 00:49:19,680 00:49:20,590 Now... Now...
824 00:49:24,280 00:49:27,159 I'll put that down to shock. Only once. I'll put that down to shock. Only once.
825 00:49:29,200 00:49:33,080 Only once can I or shall I let you get away with that. Only once can I or shall I let you get away with that.
826 00:49:33,680 00:49:36,911 Your son's got three days to find half 3 mil. Your son's got three days to find half 3 mil.
827 00:49:38,080 00:49:39,832 But make up your mind which you prefer... But make up your mind which you prefer...
828 00:49:40,840 00:49:43,673 your bar... or your son. your bar... or your son.
829 00:49:49,640 00:49:50,994 Plank goes in first. Plank goes in first.
830 00:49:51,280 00:49:52,839 There's a cage, but it's never locked. There's a cage, but it's never locked.
831 00:49:53,080 00:49:54,639 - Is it, Plank? - Never. - Is it, Plank? - Never.
832 00:49:54,920 00:49:56,319 It don't wanna be. It don't wanna be.
833 00:49:57,240 00:50:00,517 All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in. All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in.
834 00:50:00,720 00:50:02,438 Now we get nasty with a couple of 'em. Now we get nasty with a couple of 'em.
835 00:50:02,520 00:50:04,636 Shit them up, gag them, whatever. Shit them up, gag them, whatever.
836 00:50:04,960 00:50:07,236 Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems. Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems.
837 00:50:07,280 00:50:10,398 But like any cowboys, there'll be a few tools lying around. But like any cowboys, there'll be a few tools lying around.
838 00:50:10,720 00:50:13,838 When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload.
839 00:50:14,760 00:50:16,512 And Robert's your father's brother. And Robert's your father's brother.
840 00:50:17,640 00:50:18,914 Everyone savvy? Everyone savvy?
841 00:50:19,160 00:50:20,275 - Sweet. - Sweet. - Sweet. - Sweet.
842 00:50:21,680 00:50:23,114 Have a look at these. Have a look at these.
843 00:50:24,640 00:50:27,075 And what are we supposed do with these? And what are we supposed do with these?
844 00:50:28,960 00:50:30,917 Put them on your head, stupid! Put them on your head, stupid!
845 00:50:30,960 00:50:31,836 Christ! Christ!
846 00:50:33,280 00:50:36,272 If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven and greet 'em If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven and greet 'em
847 00:50:36,280 00:50:38,749 with a grin on my face, you got another thing coming. with a grin on my face, you got another thing coming.
848 00:50:39,120 00:50:40,793 Now these fellas, they're your neighbors. Now these fellas, they're your neighbors.
849 00:50:40,920 00:50:44,914 I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little.
850 00:50:45,360 00:50:48,796 Right. Yeah, good thinking, Soap. Well done. Right. Yeah, good thinking, Soap. Well done.
851 00:50:49,720 00:50:51,438 I brought weapons as well. I brought weapons as well.
852 00:50:51,760 00:50:54,320 Weapons? What do you mean, weapons? Weapons? What do you mean, weapons?
853 00:50:56,360 00:50:57,270 These. These.
854 00:50:57,960 00:50:58,995 Jesus! Jesus!
855 00:51:00,000 00:51:02,037 Let's keep them covered up, eh? Let's keep them covered up, eh?
856 00:51:03,840 00:51:05,990 Couldn't you have got anything a bit bigger? Couldn't you have got anything a bit bigger?
857 00:51:07,160 00:51:09,674 What... like that? What... like that?
858 00:51:10,520 00:51:11,794 What do you think? What do you think?
859 00:51:13,000 00:51:14,673 I think you need help. I think you need help.
860 00:51:16,160 00:51:18,754 Bar steward, can we have a couple of drinks, please? Bar steward, can we have a couple of drinks, please?
861 00:51:19,080 00:51:20,673 Have you seen your dad? Have you seen your dad?
862 00:51:21,000 00:51:23,071 Hatchet sent one of his men around. Hatchet sent one of his men around.
863 00:51:23,880 00:51:25,075 Oh, shit. When? Oh, shit. When?
864 00:51:26,960 00:51:27,836 Crazy... Crazy...
865 00:51:40,560 00:51:41,880 Where did you get these? Where did you get these?
866 00:51:41,880 00:51:43,200 A fucking museum? A fucking museum?
867 00:51:43,200 00:51:44,429 Nick the Greek. Nick the Greek.
868 00:51:46,760 00:51:48,319 How much did you part with? How much did you part with?
869 00:51:48,600 00:51:49,829 700 for the pair. 700 for the pair.
870 00:51:50,000 00:51:51,434 Drachmas, I hope. Drachmas, I hope.
871 00:51:52,400 00:51:54,596 I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick.
872 00:51:54,880 00:51:57,156 These are gonna do more harm than good. These are gonna do more harm than good.
873 00:51:59,400 00:52:01,960 Jesus, Tom... do these work? Jesus, Tom... do these work?
874 00:52:02,320 00:52:04,152 Don't know. They look nice though, don't they? Don't know. They look nice though, don't they?
875 00:52:04,160 00:52:05,070 I rather like 'em. I rather like 'em.
876 00:52:05,160 00:52:07,197 That's top of the list of priorities, that is. That's top of the list of priorities, that is.
877 00:52:07,240 00:52:08,230 Ladies... Ladies...
878 00:52:09,120 00:52:11,634 back to more important issues, if you don't mind. back to more important issues, if you don't mind.
879 00:52:11,640 00:52:13,995 We have only got two real guns. We have only got two real guns.
880 00:52:14,400 00:52:15,879 Apparently, that's what they are. Apparently, that's what they are.
881 00:52:16,080 00:52:18,356 So we find a good place to hide next door, So we find a good place to hide next door,
882 00:52:18,400 00:52:20,232 we wait till it sounds like the right time, we wait till it sounds like the right time,
883 00:52:20,280 00:52:21,634 then we jack-in-the-box, then we jack-in-the-box,
884 00:52:21,640 00:52:24,393 look nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape, look nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape,
885 00:52:24,480 00:52:28,599 nick their van, swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. nick their van, swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here.
886 00:52:29,280 00:52:31,635 As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly, As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly,
887 00:52:31,680 00:52:33,318 it's the last thing they're gonna expect. it's the last thing they're gonna expect.
888 00:52:34,360 00:52:36,715 Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter, Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter,
889 00:52:36,720 00:52:38,518 feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking, feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking,
890 00:52:38,560 00:52:40,392 I'm sure it won't do any harm. I'm sure it won't do any harm.
891 00:52:41,080 00:52:44,198 Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody... Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody...
892 00:52:44,600 00:52:46,113 if you know what I mean. if you know what I mean.
893 00:52:46,960 00:52:50,157 Also, I think knives are a good idea. Also, I think knives are a good idea.
894 00:52:50,760 00:52:52,797 Big, fuck-off, shiny ones. Big, fuck-off, shiny ones.
895 00:52:53,720 00:52:55,677 Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.
896 00:52:56,520 00:52:59,433 Knives are good... because they don't make any noise. Knives are good... because they don't make any noise.
897 00:52:59,720 00:53:00,915 And the less noise they make, And the less noise they make,
898 00:53:01,120 00:53:03,031 the more likely we are to use 'em. the more likely we are to use 'em.
899 00:53:03,480 00:53:04,993 Shit 'em right up. Shit 'em right up.
900 00:53:05,800 00:53:07,711 Makes it look like we're serious. Makes it look like we're serious.
901 00:53:08,480 00:53:11,040 Guns for show, knives for a pro. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
902 00:53:12,840 00:53:15,559 Soap, is there something we should know about you? Soap, is there something we should know about you?
903 00:53:16,320 00:53:18,152 I'm not sure what's more worrying... I'm not sure what's more worrying...
904 00:53:18,440 00:53:19,999 the job or your past. the job or your past.
905 00:53:23,320 00:53:24,674 Come on, girls. Come on, girls.
906 00:53:38,800 00:53:41,110 Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano?
907 00:53:41,400 00:53:43,516 I thought this was meant to be a robbery. I thought this was meant to be a robbery.
908 00:53:44,000 00:53:45,718 Where did they get those outfits? Where did they get those outfits?
909 00:53:46,280 00:53:47,873 - Not a bad idea, that. - Not a bad idea, that. - Not a bad idea, that. - Not a bad idea, that.
910 00:53:48,840 00:53:51,309 All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there? All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there?
911 00:53:51,600 00:53:53,750 No. I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment. No. I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment.
912 00:53:54,000 00:53:55,593 Perhaps you can help. Perhaps you can help.
913 00:53:56,000 00:53:58,992 Well, perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean. Well, perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean.
914 00:53:59,040 00:54:01,236 Look. If you could just open the door, Look. If you could just open the door,
915 00:54:01,240 00:54:02,799 so I could talk without shouting. so I could talk without shouting.
916 00:54:02,880 00:54:04,632 I can't help you, Plank. I can't help you, Plank.
917 00:54:05,120 00:54:07,555 I think you'll find it is in your interest. I think you'll find it is in your interest.
918 00:54:08,080 00:54:09,195 Hold on, okay? Hold on, okay?
919 00:54:09,760 00:54:12,036 Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you. Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you.
920 00:54:12,040 00:54:13,439 He says it's in our interest. He says it's in our interest.
921 00:54:13,640 00:54:16,393 Listen, I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong! Listen, I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong!
922 00:54:16,720 00:54:18,711 He's not coming in here, not today. He's not coming in here, not today.
923 00:54:19,080 00:54:22,789 Hold on. We are in business, and correct me if I'm wrong, but... Hold on. We are in business, and correct me if I'm wrong, but...
924 00:54:23,160 00:54:24,673 that is business. that is business.
925 00:54:24,720 00:54:28,111 Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without. Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without.
926 00:54:28,440 00:54:29,839 Jesus, he's okay. Jesus, he's okay.
927 00:54:30,000 00:54:32,037 He knows only to buy weights now. He knows only to buy weights now.
928 00:54:32,360 00:54:34,874 We're looking at at least a couple of thou. We're looking at at least a couple of thou.
929 00:54:35,160 00:54:37,197 What do you think, Winston? What do you think, Winston?
930 00:54:38,400 00:54:41,153 Willie, this is the last time, all right? Willie, this is the last time, all right?
931 00:54:41,680 00:54:43,318 But you and the money are going out the back. But you and the money are going out the back.
932 00:54:43,400 00:54:45,152 If he knows you're here, he'll be all day. If he knows you're here, he'll be all day.
933 00:54:45,240 00:54:46,878 Now just clear this shit up. Now just clear this shit up.
934 00:54:48,000 00:54:50,196 - What, now? - Yes. Now! - What, now? - Yes. Now!
935 00:54:51,240 00:54:52,833 Just get rid of him quick. Just get rid of him quick.
936 00:54:53,120 00:54:54,599 All right, just coming. All right, just coming.
937 00:54:58,400 00:55:00,232 What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck is he doing?
938 00:55:03,680 00:55:06,559 Come on, I can't wait out here all day. Come on, I can't wait out here all day.
939 00:55:07,480 00:55:08,834 All right, just coming. All right, just coming.
940 00:55:14,240 00:55:16,629 I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day.
941 00:55:16,640 00:55:18,631 I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank. I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank.
942 00:55:18,720 00:55:20,313 Lives and learns, don't ya? Lives and learns, don't ya?
943 00:55:21,280 00:55:22,509 Keep the gates locked now, do ya? Keep the gates locked now, do ya?
944 00:55:22,600 00:55:25,592 Yeah. Sorry, gotta do business like this now. Yeah. Sorry, gotta do business like this now.
945 00:55:25,880 00:55:27,473 Can't be too careful these days. Can't be too careful these days.
946 00:55:27,760 00:55:28,670 I know. I know.
947 00:55:29,080 00:55:29,956 Shut it! Shut it!
948 00:55:30,200 00:55:31,759 You say a fucking word, the right ear goes. You say a fucking word, the right ear goes.
949 00:55:31,840 00:55:33,035 Another one, then your left! Another one, then your left!
950 00:55:33,080 00:55:34,036 What are you doing, Plank? What are you doing, Plank?
951 00:55:34,120 00:55:35,190 What do you think I'm doing? What do you think I'm doing?
952 00:55:35,280 00:55:37,191 Oh, hang on. What are you doing? Oh, hang on. What are you doing?
953 00:55:37,600 00:55:38,635 Unlock the gate! Unlock the gate!
954 00:55:38,640 00:55:40,756 All right, I said unlock the fucking gate! All right, I said unlock the fucking gate!
955 00:55:41,080 00:55:43,196 That's it! Go, go, go! Fucking move! That's it! Go, go, go! Fucking move!
956 00:55:48,080 00:55:49,115 What the fuck's going on? What the fuck's going on?
957 00:55:49,200 00:55:50,998 Just hang on, I've got the keys. Just hang on, I've got the keys.
958 00:55:51,640 00:55:52,471 The gate's locked! The gate's locked!
959 00:55:52,680 00:55:54,637 I don't believe the fucking gate's locked! I don't believe the fucking gate's locked!
960 00:55:54,840 00:55:56,035 What've ya done to Fauntleroy? What've ya done to Fauntleroy?
961 00:55:56,120 00:55:58,111 I didn't touch him. He just passed out. I didn't touch him. He just passed out.
962 00:55:58,320 00:56:00,072 Don't just stand there. Get that fucking door shut. Don't just stand there. Get that fucking door shut.
963 00:56:00,160 00:56:01,195 You want the world to see us? You want the world to see us?
964 00:56:04,240 00:56:05,674 What's going on down there? What's going on down there?
965 00:56:08,880 00:56:09,756 Shit. Shit.
966 00:56:16,000 00:56:18,958 Charles... get the rifle out. Charles... get the rifle out.
967 00:56:20,720 00:56:21,949 We're being fucked. We're being fucked.
968 00:56:22,240 00:56:23,435 It must be this one. It must be this one.
969 00:56:23,680 00:56:24,636 Hold that gun. Hold that gun.
970 00:56:25,160 00:56:26,958 Plank, give me the keys. Give me the keys, Plank. Plank, give me the keys. Give me the keys, Plank.
971 00:56:26,960 00:56:29,156 Don't point it at me, bollocks, point it in there. Don't point it at me, bollocks, point it in there.
972 00:56:29,720 00:56:30,516 Planks of wood. Planks of wood.
973 00:56:30,720 00:56:32,791 I'm working with fucking planks of wood. I'm working with fucking planks of wood.
974 00:56:33,040 00:56:33,916 Shit. Shit.
975 00:56:35,960 00:56:38,873 What the fuck is that? What the fuck's that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck's that?
976 00:56:38,920 00:56:39,955 It's me Bren gun. It's me Bren gun.
977 00:56:40,080 00:56:42,674 Don't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical? Don't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical?
978 00:56:44,000 00:56:46,879 Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of ya! Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of ya!
979 00:56:47,200 00:56:49,396 Who're ya gonna kill, Plank? There's no one fucking there. Who're ya gonna kill, Plank? There's no one fucking there.
980 00:56:54,440 00:56:55,430 They fucking shot me! They fucking shot me!
981 00:56:55,720 00:56:57,040 Well, shoot 'em back. Well, shoot 'em back.
982 00:57:00,080 00:57:02,469 Jesus, Plank. Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? Jesus, Plank. Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges?
983 00:57:02,800 00:57:03,915 I can't see a bloody thing. I can't see a bloody thing.
984 00:57:05,400 00:57:06,276 Shit. Shit.
985 00:57:06,560 00:57:08,392 I've been shot. I don't fucking believe this. I've been shot. I don't fucking believe this.
986 00:57:08,560 00:57:10,039 Could everyone stop getting shot? Could everyone stop getting shot?
987 00:57:10,440 00:57:13,114 John, sit down and patch yourself up. John, sit down and patch yourself up.
988 00:57:13,400 00:57:15,676 You tart, it's a fucking air rifle. You tart, it's a fucking air rifle.
989 00:57:22,720 00:57:23,949 What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that?
990 00:57:24,240 00:57:25,389 Well, that was the Bren gun. Well, that was the Bren gun.
991 00:57:25,560 00:57:28,439 If you fire that gun again, you're a dead man. Understand? Dead. If you fire that gun again, you're a dead man. Understand? Dead.
992 00:57:28,440 00:57:30,351 No ifs, no buts, you're a fucking dead man! No ifs, no buts, you're a fucking dead man!
993 00:57:30,400 00:57:31,231 All right, all right. All right, all right.
994 00:57:31,320 00:57:34,472 I've got the bollock ache with this. Where's me fucking gun? I've got the bollock ache with this. Where's me fucking gun?
995 00:57:38,920 00:57:40,991 All right, now that I've got your attention... All right, now that I've got your attention...
996 00:57:41,280 00:57:43,510 Firstly, I'm gonna blow his toes off. Firstly, I'm gonna blow his toes off.
997 00:57:46,200 00:57:47,759 - Shit. - There go his toes. - Shit. - There go his toes.
998 00:57:48,320 00:57:50,960 Now do you want me out of here in five minutes flat, Now do you want me out of here in five minutes flat,
999 00:57:51,120 00:57:53,999 open the fucking gate, 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off. open the fucking gate, 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off.
1000 00:57:55,880 00:57:58,076 They're gonna fucking kill us if we do, man. They're gonna fucking kill us if we do, man.
1001 00:57:58,760 00:58:01,320 Poor J will certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. Poor J will certainly get it if we don't. He's serious.
1002 00:58:01,600 00:58:03,750 I'm losing patience. Hurry up, girls. I'm losing patience. Hurry up, girls.
1003 00:58:04,040 00:58:05,758 It's all right. All fucking right. It's all right. All fucking right.
1004 00:58:08,280 00:58:11,477 Willie, he doesn't know you're here. Just" Willie, he doesn't know you're here. Just"
1005 00:58:11,920 00:58:13,399 Sort something out. Sort something out.
1006 00:58:25,720 00:58:27,791 And all your friends, there's a good lad. And all your friends, there's a good lad.
1007 00:58:29,080 00:58:30,798 There's only three of us here. There's only three of us here.
1008 00:58:31,520 00:58:33,352 I don't believe ya. Fuck it, I'm gonna blow his leg off. I don't believe ya. Fuck it, I'm gonna blow his leg off.
1009 00:58:33,440 00:58:34,316 I mean it. I mean it.
1010 00:58:35,720 00:58:36,869 It's only three of us. It's only three of us.
1011 00:58:37,040 00:58:37,836 Plank? Plank?
1012 00:58:38,120 00:58:40,157 Yeah. One of them is out. Yeah. One of them is out.
1013 00:58:44,400 00:58:45,515 Now open the gate. Now open the gate.
1014 00:59:09,320 00:59:11,118 Up, up, up. There's a good lad. Up, up, up. There's a good lad.
1015 00:59:29,720 00:59:31,040 John, get them tied up. John, get them tied up.
1016 00:59:31,360 00:59:32,395 Plank, where's the money? Plank, where's the money?
1017 00:59:32,560 00:59:34,551 There. In those shoe boxes. There. In those shoe boxes.
1018 00:59:53,280 00:59:55,191 - Where? - Out the back. - Where? - Out the back.
1019 00:59:55,760 00:59:57,353 - And the weed? - Out the back. - And the weed? - Out the back.
1020 00:59:57,800 00:59:59,791 - Point. - With what? - Point. - With what?
1021 00:59:59,880 01:00:01,439 Your fucking hands, now. Your fucking hands, now.
1022 01:00:01,720 01:00:02,710 I'm tied up. I'm tied up.
1023 01:00:03,320 01:00:05,391 Well, nod your head or something. Well, nod your head or something.
1024 01:00:06,040 01:00:06,996 Check it out. Check it out.
1025 01:00:07,120 01:00:09,760 Plank, get Paul out of that van, lively. Plank, get Paul out of that van, lively.
1026 01:00:26,040 01:00:26,916 Knife. Knife.
1027 01:00:31,920 01:00:34,958 I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead.
1028 01:00:35,240 01:00:37,151 - How you doin', Mick? - How do you think I'm doing? - How you doin', Mick? - How do you think I'm doing?
1029 01:00:37,280 01:00:39,590 He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off. He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off.
1030 01:00:48,480 01:00:49,515 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
1031 01:00:55,920 01:00:58,958 Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here? Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here?
1032 01:00:59,200 01:01:00,634 Shut up, you idiot. Shut up, you idiot.
1033 01:01:01,480 01:01:02,595 It's Hanukkah. It's Hanukkah.
1034 01:01:04,080 01:01:05,479 Well, don't just stand there. Well, don't just stand there.
1035 01:01:05,480 01:01:07,596 Have you got the bags? Can you fit it all in? Have you got the bags? Can you fit it all in?
1036 01:01:07,920 01:01:08,830 It's a lot. It's a lot.
1037 01:01:10,600 01:01:12,830 I can't get Epping Forest in my van. I can't get Epping Forest in my van.
1038 01:01:13,520 01:01:15,670 Can't? I don't wanna hear "can't." Can't? I don't wanna hear "can't."
1039 01:01:15,680 01:01:16,715 Bollocks to can't. Bollocks to can't.
1040 01:01:16,840 01:01:18,831 You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips.
1041 01:01:24,680 01:01:25,556 Bollocks. Bollocks.
1042 01:01:27,760 01:01:28,875 You've got a ticket already. You've got a ticket already.
1043 01:01:28,960 01:01:31,156 And if you don't move it, we will move it for you. And if you don't move it, we will move it for you.
1044 01:01:31,360 01:01:32,270 I'll only be a minute. I'll only be a minute.
1045 01:01:32,440 01:01:33,669 You've already been 15. You've already been 15.
1046 01:01:33,880 01:01:34,756 Look. Look.
1047 01:01:35,520 01:01:36,476 Come and have a look. Come and have a look.
1048 01:01:36,520 01:01:37,635 At what, exactly? At what, exactly?
1049 01:01:38,000 01:01:40,674 - Well, the van's half full. - So? - Well, the van's half full. - So?
1050 01:01:41,040 01:01:44,078 So, all I've got to do is fill it up, So, all I've got to do is fill it up,
1051 01:01:44,200 01:01:45,554 - put you in it... - What? - put you in it... - What?
1052 01:01:49,480 01:01:50,675 And I'm off. And I'm off.
1053 01:01:59,320 01:02:01,630 Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time?
1054 01:02:01,680 01:02:03,353 I can't. My neck, Dog. I can't. My neck, Dog.
1055 01:02:04,520 01:02:05,715 How many more bags? How many more bags?
1056 01:02:05,920 01:02:07,035 Just a couple. Just a couple.
1057 01:02:08,200 01:02:10,396 Mick... you dead yet? Mick... you dead yet?
1058 01:02:12,000 01:02:13,399 I'll be all right... I'll be all right...
1059 01:02:13,840 01:02:15,911 once I've dealt with that lanky prick. once I've dealt with that lanky prick.
1060 01:02:16,840 01:02:17,955 Do it quietly. Do it quietly.
1061 01:02:21,840 01:02:23,797 It's time I say, "Good night, nurse." It's time I say, "Good night, nurse."
1062 01:03:07,840 01:03:09,956 Where the fuck did she come from? Where the fuck did she come from?
1063 01:03:16,600 01:03:18,750 That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here. That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here.
1064 01:03:50,440 01:03:51,999 What're ya doing, Ed? What're ya doing, Ed?
1065 01:03:52,280 01:03:53,475 D'ya want one? D'ya want one?
1066 01:03:53,760 01:03:54,670 No, I fucking don't. No, I fucking don't.
1067 01:03:54,760 01:03:56,273 You cannot make a cup of tea, Edward. You cannot make a cup of tea, Edward.
1068 01:03:56,400 01:03:59,870 The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea.
1069 01:04:00,120 01:04:01,758 Yeah, and look what happened to that. Yeah, and look what happened to that.
1070 01:04:01,800 01:04:04,997 And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken. And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.
1071 01:04:05,280 01:04:06,998 Going to war with what? Going to war with what?
1072 01:04:07,360 01:04:09,829 Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat? Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat?
1073 01:04:31,520 01:04:33,511 You won't get away with this. You won't get away with this.
1074 01:04:36,080 01:04:37,434 Paul, what's that? Paul, what's that?
1075 01:04:38,000 01:04:38,910 It's a traffic warden. It's a traffic warden.
1076 01:04:39,200 01:04:40,520 I can see it's a fucking traffic warden. I can see it's a fucking traffic warden.
1077 01:04:40,640 01:04:42,278 What's he doing in the back of the van? What's he doing in the back of the van?
1078 01:04:42,520 01:04:44,670 He was gonna call the cozzers. He was gonna call the cozzers.
1079 01:04:45,800 01:04:47,916 Fair enough, we'll deal with him later. Fair enough, we'll deal with him later.
1080 01:04:51,520 01:04:52,715 How are we doing, Tom? How are we doing, Tom?
1081 01:04:53,520 01:04:54,555 Right as rain. Right as rain.
1082 01:04:55,400 01:04:57,038 I'm just gonna take care of the cabs. I'm just gonna take care of the cabs.
1083 01:04:57,360 01:04:58,634 Keep us posted. Keep us posted.
1084 01:05:02,880 01:05:05,315 All right, mate, do you do airports? All right, mate, do you do airports?
1085 01:05:08,560 01:05:10,631 Where the hell are we gonna hide? Where the hell are we gonna hide?
1086 01:05:13,360 01:05:15,590 Don't complicate things. Just hide. Don't complicate things. Just hide.
1087 01:05:29,360 01:05:30,236 We're on. We're on.
1088 01:05:47,400 01:05:49,152 Cor, they weigh a pound or two. Cor, they weigh a pound or two.
1089 01:05:49,320 01:05:50,833 Shut up and back up! Shut up and back up!
1090 01:05:53,080 01:05:54,593 Spin round, big boy. Spin round, big boy.
1091 01:05:58,560 01:05:59,675 What the fuck? What the fuck?
1092 01:06:00,040 01:06:02,077 Stay down. Stay down! Stay down. Stay down!
1093 01:06:09,000 01:06:11,640 Tie 'em up, tape 'em up, hands and face. Tie 'em up, tape 'em up, hands and face.
1094 01:06:12,040 01:06:13,075 On the floor! On the floor!
1095 01:06:14,160 01:06:16,071 Bend over the fucking desk. Bend over the fucking desk.
1096 01:06:21,920 01:06:24,434 Keys. I want keys. Now! Keys. I want keys. Now!
1097 01:06:26,680 01:06:27,750 I'll find ya. I'll find ya.
1098 01:06:28,640 01:06:30,358 Course you will, sweetheart. Course you will, sweetheart.
1099 01:06:30,640 01:06:31,471 I'll find ya. I'll find ya.
1100 01:06:32,200 01:06:34,635 What do you think this is, fucking hide-and-seek? What do you think this is, fucking hide-and-seek?
1101 01:06:35,720 01:06:37,472 That one. Search that one. That one. Search that one.
1102 01:06:47,920 01:06:51,197 Right, I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here. Right, I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here.
1103 01:07:09,720 01:07:11,791 Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it? Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?
1104 01:07:16,600 01:07:19,956 When the bottle in my ass has contracted, I'll let you know. When the bottle in my ass has contracted, I'll let you know.
1105 01:07:20,480 01:07:22,949 Bacon, see what we've got. Bacon, see what we've got.
1106 01:07:23,520 01:07:25,431 Let's have a butchers, eh? Let's have a butchers, eh?
1107 01:07:30,640 01:07:32,392 We've hit the jackpot, lads. We've hit the jackpot, lads.
1108 01:07:33,680 01:07:36,513 We've got god knows how much of this stinking weed... We've got god knows how much of this stinking weed...
1109 01:07:37,520 01:07:39,670 a shitload of cash... a shitload of cash...
1110 01:07:41,760 01:07:43,194 and a traffic warden. and a traffic warden.
1111 01:07:43,520 01:07:44,396 What? What?
1112 01:07:47,120 01:07:49,270 Jesus, Ed, we got a traffic warden. Jesus, Ed, we got a traffic warden.
1113 01:07:50,960 01:07:52,837 I think he's still alive. I think he's still alive.
1114 01:07:53,360 01:07:56,398 He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. He's got claret coming out of him somewhere.
1115 01:07:56,720 01:07:57,869 What did they want with a traffic warden? What did they want with a traffic warden?
1116 01:07:58,040 01:08:00,111 I don't know, but I don't think we need him. I don't know, but I don't think we need him.
1117 01:08:00,240 01:08:02,038 Knock him out and dump him at the lights. Knock him out and dump him at the lights.
1118 01:08:02,320 01:08:03,833 Knock him out? What d'ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out? What d'ya mean, knock him out?
1119 01:08:03,880 01:08:04,870 Knock him out with what? Knock him out with what?
1120 01:08:04,880 01:08:06,871 I don't know! Use your imagination! I don't know! Use your imagination!
1121 01:08:12,400 01:08:14,630 Don't touch him up. Knock him out! Don't touch him up. Knock him out!
1122 01:08:14,760 01:08:16,239 I'll knock you out in a minute. I'll knock you out in a minute.
1123 01:08:16,360 01:08:19,113 Look, you want to knock him out, you knock him out. Look, you want to knock him out, you knock him out.
1124 01:08:20,520 01:08:22,716 I fucking hate traffic wardens. I fucking hate traffic wardens.
1125 01:08:33,720 01:08:37,315 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris. It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris.
1126 01:08:41,200 01:08:43,396 Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.
1127 01:08:43,400 01:08:45,198 Now I can't have that, can I, Baz? Now I can't have that, can I, Baz?
1128 01:08:45,200 01:08:46,759 No, Harry, you can't. No, Harry, you can't.
1129 01:08:47,240 01:08:49,390 I mean, it's a liberty. I mean, it's a liberty.
1130 01:08:50,120 01:08:52,760 And I can't have a liberty taken, can I, Chris? And I can't have a liberty taken, can I, Chris?
1131 01:08:52,920 01:08:54,479 No, Harry, you can't. No, Harry, you can't.
1132 01:08:55,600 01:08:58,399 I mean, it's enough to give me the asshole. I mean, it's enough to give me the asshole.
1133 01:09:00,080 01:09:02,310 And I can't have the asshole, can I, boys? And I can't have the asshole, can I, boys?
1134 01:09:02,520 01:09:04,557 - No, Harry, ya can't. - No, Harry, ya can't. - No, Harry, ya can't. - No, Harry, ya can't.
1135 01:09:11,320 01:09:13,516 Right, that's it. We're done. Right, that's it. We're done.
1136 01:09:15,040 01:09:16,269 - We're off. - Here, Ed. - We're off. - Here, Ed.
1137 01:09:16,560 01:09:18,551 Are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? Are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours?
1138 01:09:18,680 01:09:19,954 Well, it's the only place we can take it, Well, it's the only place we can take it,
1139 01:09:20,080 01:09:21,115 and it's the last place they're gonna look. and it's the last place they're gonna look.
1140 01:09:21,240 01:09:22,196 Anyway, fuck it! Anyway, fuck it!
1141 01:09:22,320 01:09:24,118 The battle is over and the war is won. The battle is over and the war is won.
1142 01:09:24,160 01:09:26,879 Now, Tom. You take this to Nick the Bubble, Now, Tom. You take this to Nick the Bubble,
1143 01:09:26,920 01:09:28,558 then we get rid of it quick. then we get rid of it quick.
1144 01:09:42,040 01:09:44,475 It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets. It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets.
1145 01:09:47,280 01:09:49,590 All right, we'll take it. All right, we'll take it.
1146 01:09:49,960 01:09:50,870 Half price. Half price.
1147 01:09:52,640 01:09:54,074 I don't think he'll like that. I don't think he'll like that.
1148 01:09:54,320 01:09:57,676 You said 3.5 a key, and you know that's a good price. You said 3.5 a key, and you know that's a good price.
1149 01:09:57,800 01:09:59,518 It was yesterday I said three and a half, It was yesterday I said three and a half,
1150 01:09:59,720 01:10:01,870 and now it's today if I'm not mistaken. and now it's today if I'm not mistaken.
1151 01:10:02,200 01:10:04,714 We'll take it tomorrow, half price. We'll take it tomorrow, half price.
1152 01:10:05,800 01:10:07,473 If he wants to get rid of it quick, If he wants to get rid of it quick,
1153 01:10:07,520 01:10:08,635 he'll have to take it. he'll have to take it.
1154 01:10:08,640 01:10:09,436 Now look, Now look,
1155 01:10:09,720 01:10:11,393 I've got a race coming up in a minute, I've got a race coming up in a minute,
1156 01:10:11,400 01:10:13,550 so if you'd just be kind enough to... so if you'd just be kind enough to...
1157 01:10:21,920 01:10:25,595 Lenny, take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists. Lenny, take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists.
1158 01:10:25,840 01:10:27,797 They should have a gander of that. They should have a gander of that.
1159 01:10:27,840 01:10:29,478 I want a second opinion. I want a second opinion.
1160 01:10:34,880 01:10:36,871 Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks. Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks.
1161 01:10:37,000 01:10:39,037 Yeah, your fucking aftershave. Yeah, your fucking aftershave.
1162 01:10:39,440 01:10:41,158 Fuck you, funny man. Fuck you, funny man.
1163 01:10:42,120 01:10:44,236 For god's sake. Help me. For god's sake. Help me.
1164 01:10:44,360 01:10:47,830 I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain!
1165 01:10:47,840 01:10:49,751 -Jesus. - Go in slowly, Nathan. -Jesus. - Go in slowly, Nathan.
1166 01:10:50,040 01:10:52,156 Fuck you, funny man, you go first. Fuck you, funny man, you go first.
1167 01:10:52,160 01:10:53,798 Just get the fuck in there, will ya? Just get the fuck in there, will ya?
1168 01:10:54,480 01:10:56,039 I want this house searched for bugs. I want this house searched for bugs.
1169 01:10:56,080 01:10:57,275 I mean, I want it stripped. I mean, I want it stripped.
1170 01:10:57,760 01:10:58,909 Where's the point in that? Where's the point in that?
1171 01:10:59,000 01:11:01,196 Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it with them. Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it with them.
1172 01:11:01,360 01:11:03,192 It's a bit late for you to start thinking, John. It's a bit late for you to start thinking, John.
1173 01:11:03,720 01:11:05,916 If it's a possibility, that's good enough for me. If it's a possibility, that's good enough for me.
1174 01:11:06,360 01:11:07,839 And when you've stripped this place, And when you've stripped this place,
1175 01:11:07,960 01:11:12,591 I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in and tortured... badly. I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in and tortured... badly.
1176 01:11:13,520 01:11:15,238 I want to know who's responsible for this. I want to know who's responsible for this.
1177 01:11:15,240 01:11:17,038 Otherwise, I'm gonna hold you responsible. Otherwise, I'm gonna hold you responsible.
1178 01:11:25,600 01:11:26,795 Not a bad day. Not a bad day.
1179 01:11:28,760 01:11:30,990 That pile takes care of Harry. That pile takes care of Harry.
1180 01:11:32,880 01:11:33,870 What's left over? What's left over?
1181 01:11:34,080 01:11:36,151 Give me half a chance to count it. Give me half a chance to count it.
1182 01:11:37,800 01:11:39,359 What about this gear then, eh? What about this gear then, eh?
1183 01:11:46,520 01:11:48,113 Oh, what, you want a toke on that? Oh, what, you want a toke on that?
1184 01:11:48,600 01:11:50,671 No, I don't think I want any of that horrible shit. No, I don't think I want any of that horrible shit.
1185 01:11:50,840 01:11:53,150 Can we lock up and get drunk now, please? Can we lock up and get drunk now, please?
1186 01:11:55,680 01:11:58,991 We shot one of them in the ah... throat. We shot one of them in the ah... throat.
1187 01:11:59,560 01:12:00,675 What do you want, a medal? What do you want, a medal?
1188 01:12:00,680 01:12:03,911 I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back. I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back.
1189 01:12:05,680 01:12:08,513 The one you shot, is he still in there now? The one you shot, is he still in there now?
1190 01:12:08,720 01:12:10,154 No, it was another one. No, it was another one.
1191 01:12:10,240 01:12:11,753 That's more like it. That's more like it.
1192 01:12:12,120 01:12:13,235 Where is he? Where is he?
1193 01:12:14,280 01:12:16,078 Well, they took him with. Well, they took him with.
1194 01:12:17,000 01:12:18,559 No, he's still alive. No, he's still alive.
1195 01:12:19,200 01:12:22,158 What did you shoot him with? An air gun? What did you shoot him with? An air gun?
1196 01:12:27,280 01:12:31,672 Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
1197 01:12:33,080 01:12:34,912 You don't say. You don't say.
1198 01:12:35,480 01:12:36,675 Who could it be? Who could it be?
1199 01:12:36,960 01:12:38,075 Where do we start, Rory? Where do we start, Rory?
1200 01:12:38,800 01:12:39,949 Mr. Breaker. Mr. Breaker.
1201 01:12:40,480 01:12:43,552 Today my name is Mr. Breaker. Today my name is Mr. Breaker.
1202 01:12:44,160 01:12:46,071 You think this is a coincidence? You think this is a coincidence?
1203 01:12:46,760 01:12:48,592 This white shite steals my things This white shite steals my things
1204 01:12:48,600 01:12:50,352 and thinks that he can sell it back to me! and thinks that he can sell it back to me!
1205 01:12:50,640 01:12:52,756 He's got less brains than you, Lenny! He's got less brains than you, Lenny!
1206 01:12:54,000 01:12:54,990 Get Nick, Get Nick,
1207 01:12:55,200 01:13:00,115 the greasy wop shit toss pisser thingy gamuri Greek bastard round here now. the greasy wop shit toss pisser thingy gamuri Greek bastard round here now.
1208 01:13:00,240 01:13:02,754 If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet. If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet.
1209 01:14:36,360 01:14:39,193 Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. Your stupidity might be your one saving grace.
1210 01:14:39,760 01:14:40,636 Uh? Uh?
1211 01:14:40,920 01:14:42,831 Don't "uh" me, Greek boy! Don't "uh" me, Greek boy!
1212 01:14:42,920 01:14:46,276 How is it your fucking stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends, How is it your fucking stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends,
1213 01:14:46,400 01:14:48,789 thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis, thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis,
1214 01:14:49,120 01:14:50,918 and then sell it back to me? and then sell it back to me?
1215 01:14:51,240 01:14:53,072 Is this a declaration of war? Is this a declaration of war?
1216 01:14:53,360 01:14:56,352 Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get?
1217 01:14:56,800 01:14:59,440 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Nicolas! 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Nicolas!
1218 01:15:01,840 01:15:03,877 I know you couldn't have known my position, I know you couldn't have known my position,
1219 01:15:04,160 01:15:06,629 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did,
1220 01:15:06,800 01:15:09,076 you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass
1221 01:15:09,120 01:15:13,193 with that, "What's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. with that, "What's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase.
1222 01:15:15,160 01:15:19,040 But What you do know... is where these people live. But What you do know... is where these people live.
1223 01:15:25,640 01:15:27,995 If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya.
1224 01:15:28,320 01:15:30,755 If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth,
1225 01:15:30,760 01:15:31,875 I'll kill ya. I'll kill ya.
1226 01:15:32,320 01:15:34,436 If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya.
1227 01:15:34,480 01:15:38,519 In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.
1228 01:15:39,200 01:15:41,237 Now, do you understand everything I've said? Now, do you understand everything I've said?
1229 01:15:42,840 01:15:45,400 Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
1230 01:15:46,520 01:15:51,196 Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me. Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.
1231 01:15:55,840 01:15:57,558 So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?
1232 01:15:58,080 01:15:59,878 Well, yeah. Yeah, we do. Well, yeah. Yeah, we do.
1233 01:15:59,880 01:16:01,234 Yeah, yeah, we do. Yeah, yeah, we do.
1234 01:16:01,480 01:16:03,790 In fact, it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem, isn't it? In fact, it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem, isn't it?
1235 01:16:03,800 01:16:06,679 On a scale of things, you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems. On a scale of things, you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems.
1236 01:16:06,720 01:16:09,678 And the reason it's such a Mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is, And the reason it's such a Mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is,
1237 01:16:09,720 01:16:12,792 you don't even got a first idea who did this to us, have ya?! you don't even got a first idea who did this to us, have ya?!
1238 01:16:13,000 01:16:15,719 Dog, we've been up all night. It's no one from round here. Dog, we've been up all night. It's no one from round here.
1239 01:16:15,720 01:16:17,438 We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. We've had 'em all lined up against the wall.
1240 01:16:17,440 01:16:19,351 If he was a toe-rag from out of manor, we'd know. If he was a toe-rag from out of manor, we'd know.
1241 01:16:19,520 01:16:20,396 We'd know. We'd know.
1242 01:16:20,720 01:16:22,916 You'd know? You'd fucking know?! You'd know? You'd fucking know?!
1243 01:16:23,040 01:16:25,600 You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbors! You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbors!
1244 01:16:25,840 01:16:28,753 Now get out there and find 'em! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya! Now get out there and find 'em! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya!
1245 01:16:29,040 01:16:31,316 Get out of my fucking sight! You little shit! Get out of my fucking sight! You little shit!
1246 01:16:43,280 01:16:44,634 Scarface. Scarface.
1247 01:16:45,680 01:16:47,353 I've watched Scarface. I've watched Scarface.
1248 01:16:48,200 01:16:51,636 If you wanna know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface. If you wanna know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface.
1249 01:16:53,720 01:16:55,757 That really inspires confidence, that. That really inspires confidence, that.
1250 01:16:55,880 01:16:57,234 This guy Rory Breaker... This guy Rory Breaker...
1251 01:16:57,520 01:17:01,036 Rory Breaker? Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? Rory Breaker? Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?
1252 01:17:01,320 01:17:02,719 That'll be the same man, yes. That'll be the same man, yes.
1253 01:17:02,960 01:17:05,679 I heard about him. He's a fucking lunatic. I heard about him. He's a fucking lunatic.
1254 01:17:05,680 01:17:08,240 Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling.
1255 01:17:08,400 01:17:09,629 It's not worth him giving us any trouble, It's not worth him giving us any trouble,
1256 01:17:09,800 01:17:10,995 because he knows we'll be a pain in the ass, because he knows we'll be a pain in the ass,
1257 01:17:11,120 01:17:12,440 and who needs a pain in the ass? and who needs a pain in the ass?
1258 01:17:12,560 01:17:14,631 I'll take a pain in the ass for half-a-million quid. I'll take a pain in the ass for half-a-million quid.
1259 01:17:14,760 01:17:16,512 You'd take a pain in the ass for air miles. You'd take a pain in the ass for air miles.
1260 01:17:16,840 01:17:18,672 Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get. Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
1261 01:17:18,680 01:17:20,398 Will you two stop flirting for a minute? Will you two stop flirting for a minute?
1262 01:17:20,840 01:17:24,515 After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up... After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up...
1263 01:17:25,600 01:17:27,557 nearly 200,000 pounds each. nearly 200,000 pounds each.
1264 01:17:29,320 01:17:31,914 That's not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree. That's not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree.
1265 01:17:43,160 01:17:44,673 So they had the cash. So they had the cash.
1266 01:17:44,680 01:17:45,715 And the puff. And the puff.
1267 01:17:45,800 01:17:47,359 Cheeky bastards. Cheeky bastards.
1268 01:17:47,440 01:17:48,555 Count it. Count it.
1269 01:17:49,080 01:17:52,789 Shit, Dog, there's a lot. Don't you want to do it next door? Shit, Dog, there's a lot. Don't you want to do it next door?
1270 01:17:54,120 01:17:57,033 We're not going next door till we've flayed them dead men walking. We're not going next door till we've flayed them dead men walking.
1271 01:17:58,120 01:17:59,440 We'll count it upstairs. We'll count it upstairs.
1272 01:17:59,600 01:18:01,034 I don't want 'em to see you fingering their money I don't want 'em to see you fingering their money
1273 01:18:01,080 01:18:02,559 when they walk through the door. when they walk through the door.
1274 01:18:02,760 01:18:04,080 But, Dog, look... But, Dog, look...
1275 01:18:05,600 01:18:07,910 Give us it here... dozy bastard. Give us it here... dozy bastard.
1276 01:18:11,480 01:18:13,869 Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid. Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid.
1277 01:18:14,200 01:18:16,237 You wait till they get right inside the door, You wait till they get right inside the door,
1278 01:18:16,520 01:18:18,113 then you give it to 'em. then you give it to 'em.
1279 01:18:18,840 01:18:21,036 Give me them shooters, you can use your own. Give me them shooters, you can use your own.
1280 01:18:32,480 01:18:33,311 Yeah? Yeah?
1281 01:18:33,320 01:18:35,311 That's no way to answer the phone. That's no way to answer the phone.
1282 01:18:35,560 01:18:36,834 Is that you, Dean? Is that you, Dean?
1283 01:18:36,880 01:18:38,439 No, it's Lord fucking Lucan. No, it's Lord fucking Lucan.
1284 01:18:38,520 01:18:39,476 Who d'ya think it is? Who d'ya think it is?
1285 01:18:39,480 01:18:40,754 What can I do for ya? What can I do for ya?
1286 01:18:41,160 01:18:44,039 You know those guns I sold ya? I need them back. You know those guns I sold ya? I need them back.
1287 01:18:44,040 01:18:45,030 Not likely, I'm afraid. Not likely, I'm afraid.
1288 01:18:45,200 01:18:46,713 I don't think I'll be seeing them again. I don't think I'll be seeing them again.
1289 01:18:46,840 01:18:48,877 Look, I've got the money to pay for them. Look, I've got the money to pay for them.
1290 01:18:49,000 01:18:51,560 I'm sure you do, but I don't think you understand. I'm sure you do, but I don't think you understand.
1291 01:18:51,840 01:18:54,229 I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again. I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again.
1292 01:18:54,520 01:18:55,430 Can't get them. Can't get them.
1293 01:18:55,720 01:18:57,518 If we can't get them, we can't get them. If we can't get them, we can't get them.
1294 01:18:58,000 01:18:59,354 Well, you'll have to fucking get 'em. Well, you'll have to fucking get 'em.
1295 01:18:59,480 01:19:02,438 Look, we made the fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet. Look, we made the fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet.
1296 01:19:02,560 01:19:05,678 Inside-out-fucking-side. I don't give a shit. Inside-out-fucking-side. I don't give a shit.
1297 01:19:06,120 01:19:08,191 You get those guns, because if you don't... You get those guns, because if you don't...
1298 01:19:08,200 01:19:09,429 Oh, yeah, Bazza, or what? Oh, yeah, Bazza, or what?
1299 01:19:09,440 01:19:11,511 Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale?
1300 01:19:11,840 01:19:14,798 Otherwise known as, "Hack you up with a hatchet Harry?" Otherwise known as, "Hack you up with a hatchet Harry?"
1301 01:19:15,600 01:19:16,920 Well, this is... Well, this is...
1302 01:19:17,680 01:19:20,399 James Bond, need-to-know time. James Bond, need-to-know time.
1303 01:19:20,720 01:19:24,714 When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
1304 01:19:24,960 01:19:26,280 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
1305 01:19:31,200 01:19:34,556 I mean, find 'em, torture 'em and kill 'em. I mean, find 'em, torture 'em and kill 'em.
1306 01:19:34,840 01:19:36,797 And bring back what belongs to me. And bring back what belongs to me.
1307 01:19:37,080 01:19:41,358 Because if you don't, your family's bang in trouble. Because if you don't, your family's bang in trouble.
1308 01:19:42,800 01:19:43,835 Who was that? Who was that?
1309 01:19:44,160 01:19:46,231 That was Harry Horrible Hatchet. That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.
1310 01:19:46,520 01:19:47,669 Jesus, I've heard of him. Jesus, I've heard of him.
1311 01:19:48,000 01:19:51,277 We're in shit. They were his fucking guns we sold. We're in shit. They were his fucking guns we sold.
1312 01:19:51,560 01:19:53,039 We've got to find 'em. We've got to find 'em.
1313 01:19:53,400 01:19:56,472 Now, no fucking about now, Nick. Where can I find those guns? Now, no fucking about now, Nick. Where can I find those guns?
1314 01:20:30,320 01:20:33,597 Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road... Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road...
1315 01:20:37,120 01:20:39,714 We're gonna do a proper decoration job. We're gonna do a proper decoration job.
1316 01:20:40,440 01:20:43,239 I want the gray skies of London illuminated. I want the gray skies of London illuminated.
1317 01:20:44,200 01:20:45,952 I want that house painted red. I want that house painted red.
1318 01:20:48,440 01:20:49,316 All right. All right.
1319 01:20:49,800 01:20:51,837 There's this brass standing on the corner, right. There's this brass standing on the corner, right.
1320 01:20:51,960 01:20:53,951 Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase... Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase...
1321 01:20:54,640 01:20:58,634 Winston, there, is gonna come along and see if he recognizes any of 'em. Winston, there, is gonna come along and see if he recognizes any of 'em.
1322 01:20:59,480 01:21:01,676 Now watch out for these fellows. Now watch out for these fellows.
1323 01:21:02,200 01:21:03,918 They've got a bit of an arsenal, They've got a bit of an arsenal,
1324 01:21:04,480 01:21:06,118 and they don't mind using it. and they don't mind using it.
1325 01:21:06,400 01:21:08,471 And I'm taking down her panties... And I'm taking down her panties...
1326 01:21:11,040 01:21:13,077 Now, does everyone here know what they've got to do? Now, does everyone here know what they've got to do?
1327 01:21:13,200 01:21:14,190 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.
1328 01:22:24,880 01:22:26,712 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
1329 01:23:10,960 01:23:12,598 You got something here for me, have ya? You got something here for me, have ya?
1330 01:23:14,720 01:23:16,791 Come on, chop-chop. Come on, chop-chop.
1331 01:23:24,520 01:23:26,352 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
1332 01:23:27,600 01:23:29,511 He's got the guns. Go ahead, you get them. He's got the guns. Go ahead, you get them.
1333 01:23:29,760 01:23:30,670 Why me? Why me?
1334 01:23:31,240 01:23:32,674 You're supposed to be the hard case... You're supposed to be the hard case...
1335 01:23:32,800 01:23:34,757 You go and get the guns! I drive the car! You go and get the guns! I drive the car!
1336 01:23:40,960 01:23:41,836 Good boy. Good boy.
1337 01:23:42,120 01:23:43,235 Oh, get the fucking guns! Oh, get the fucking guns!
1338 01:23:43,360 01:23:46,318 I'm not going to get the fucking guns! You get the fucking guns! I'm not going to get the fucking guns! You get the fucking guns!
1339 01:23:46,360 01:23:47,475 You fucking... You fucking...
1340 01:23:51,960 01:23:53,678 All right, wrap them guns up. All right, wrap them guns up.
1341 01:23:53,960 01:23:55,155 Count the money. Count the money.
1342 01:23:56,120 01:23:57,474 Put your seat belt on. Put your seat belt on.
1343 01:23:57,840 01:23:58,671 Fucking guns! Fucking guns!
1344 01:23:59,000 01:24:01,469 We've got to get the fucking guns, or we're dead! We've got to get the fucking guns, or we're dead!
1345 01:24:16,680 01:24:18,910 So I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. So I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing.
1346 01:24:33,120 01:24:35,270 Get out of the car, you yuppy fucker! Get out of the car, you yuppy fucker!
1347 01:25:05,360 01:25:06,794 He's the one we shot in the neck. He's the one we shot in the neck.
1348 01:25:07,080 01:25:09,310 Is that right, Mr. Botanical? Is that right, Mr. Botanical?
1349 01:25:36,280 01:25:37,156 Jesus. Jesus.
1350 01:25:50,520 01:25:53,876 I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here?
1351 01:25:54,080 01:25:54,956 Jesus. Jesus.
1352 01:25:57,360 01:25:59,351 The money. The gear. The money. The gear.
1353 01:26:11,840 01:26:13,114 This is fucked. This is fucked.
1354 01:26:13,800 01:26:14,676 No money. No money.
1355 01:26:15,560 01:26:16,436 No weed. No weed.
1356 01:26:17,320 01:26:19,550 It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
1357 01:26:20,320 01:26:22,038 All right, don't panic. All right, don't panic.
1358 01:26:22,680 01:26:23,636 Let's think about this. Let's think about this.
1359 01:26:23,800 01:26:24,995 No, fuck that. No, fuck that.
1360 01:26:25,480 01:26:28,871 You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off. You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off.
1361 01:26:37,480 01:26:39,278 How d'ya get your hands on these then? How d'ya get your hands on these then?
1362 01:26:39,560 01:26:40,789 The boys had 'em. The boys had 'em.
1363 01:26:41,040 01:26:42,235 I know ya like these sort of things. I know ya like these sort of things.
1364 01:26:42,360 01:26:43,873 Wondered if you wanted 'em. Wondered if you wanted 'em.
1365 01:26:44,600 01:26:45,590 Yeah, I'll have 'em. Yeah, I'll have 'em.
1366 01:26:47,080 01:26:48,593 Was it hard work getting the money? Was it hard work getting the money?
1367 01:26:48,640 01:26:49,436 Not especially. Not especially.
1368 01:26:51,880 01:26:53,632 Upset a few characters though. Upset a few characters though.
1369 01:26:55,160 01:26:56,355 You counted it? You counted it?
1370 01:26:56,400 01:26:58,311 Yeah. It's all there, to the pound. Yeah. It's all there, to the pound.
1371 01:26:58,480 01:26:59,879 And they were gonna pay? And they were gonna pay?
1372 01:26:59,920 01:27:01,911 Looks like it, but who knows? Looks like it, but who knows?
1373 01:27:02,280 01:27:03,395 The opportunity was there. The opportunity was there.
1374 01:27:03,840 01:27:06,719 In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity... In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity...
1375 01:27:07,000 01:27:08,115 If it's there. If it's there.
1376 01:27:09,520 01:27:10,840 Good work, Chris. Good work, Chris.
1377 01:27:18,240 01:27:19,913 We've got to get those guns. We've got to get those guns.
1378 01:27:20,240 01:27:22,959 This is dangerous shit, Dean. We don't even know who lives there. This is dangerous shit, Dean. We don't even know who lives there.
1379 01:27:22,960 01:27:24,712 Listen, I don't care who lives there! Listen, I don't care who lives there!
1380 01:27:24,800 01:27:28,156 All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet. All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet.
1381 01:27:28,440 01:27:29,510 Fair enough. Fair enough.
1382 01:27:30,080 01:27:31,070 Let's go. Let's go.
1383 01:27:54,840 01:27:57,354 I don't think it's the right move. I don't think it's the right move.
1384 01:27:57,760 01:27:58,909 It's either that, It's either that,
1385 01:27:59,160 01:28:01,959 the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily. the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily.
1386 01:28:03,120 01:28:04,554 I'm gonna phone him. I'm gonna phone him.
1387 01:28:04,920 01:28:05,910 As if he'll care. As if he'll care.
1388 01:28:06,080 01:28:08,356 He'll care all right. That was supposed to be his money. He'll care all right. That was supposed to be his money.
1389 01:28:09,080 01:28:11,276 Whether he cares about us or not is different. Whether he cares about us or not is different.
1390 01:28:11,400 01:28:12,754 Pass me the phone. Pass me the phone.
1391 01:28:28,920 01:28:29,796 Yeah? Yeah?
1392 01:28:30,640 01:28:31,630 That you, boy? That you, boy?
1393 01:28:32,000 01:28:33,957 It's Ed, if that's what ya mean. It's Ed, if that's what ya mean.
1394 01:28:34,240 01:28:35,389 Pay day, isn't it? Pay day, isn't it?
1395 01:28:36,400 01:28:39,392 Yeah. I wanted to talk to you about that. Yeah. I wanted to talk to you about that.
1396 01:28:39,920 01:28:41,240 I'll bet you do. I'll bet you do.
1397 01:28:41,720 01:28:43,597 I've got half-a-million nickers sitting here, I've got half-a-million nickers sitting here,
1398 01:28:43,760 01:28:46,036 which means some poor sod doesn't. which means some poor sod doesn't.
1399 01:28:46,320 01:28:48,357 You've been upsetting a few people, boy. You've been upsetting a few people, boy.
1400 01:28:49,880 01:28:51,951 But that really isn't my concern, is it? But that really isn't my concern, is it?
1401 01:28:52,560 01:28:55,473 What does concern me... is the guns you had. What does concern me... is the guns you had.
1402 01:28:56,440 01:28:58,750 And I want to talk to you about that. And I want to talk to you about that.
1403 01:28:59,280 01:29:02,272 So get your ass over here now, and I do mean now. So get your ass over here now, and I do mean now.
1404 01:29:37,680 01:29:41,469 Bastard! You fucking bastard! Bastard! You fucking bastard!
1405 01:29:51,600 01:29:53,557 What the fuck are you doing here? What the fuck are you doing here?
1406 01:29:55,160 01:29:58,152 What the fuck are you doing here? What the fuck are you doing here?
1407 01:30:10,120 01:30:11,110 Job well done. Job well done.
1408 01:30:11,600 01:30:13,591 We made a few quid out of that one. We made a few quid out of that one.
1409 01:30:14,120 01:30:14,916 Son? Son?
1410 01:30:15,200 01:30:16,599 Made a few quid, did ya? Made a few quid, did ya?
1411 01:30:17,520 01:30:19,033 Where's what I want? Where's what I want?
1412 01:30:20,760 01:30:22,034 You all right down there, mate? You all right down there, mate?
1413 01:30:22,200 01:30:23,679 Very fucking funny. Very fucking funny.
1414 01:30:23,880 01:30:25,393 Where's what I want? Where's what I want?
1415 01:30:26,080 01:30:27,639 I've just left it in the office. I've just left it in the office.
1416 01:30:27,920 01:30:29,911 We better go to the office and get it. We better go to the office and get it.
1417 01:30:30,200 01:30:32,271 That's if you want your son to see his next birthday. That's if you want your son to see his next birthday.
1418 01:30:32,720 01:30:34,119 Now chop-fucking-chop. Now chop-fucking-chop.
1419 01:30:34,440 01:30:36,113 All right, fair enough. All right, fair enough.
1420 01:30:37,920 01:30:38,876 Where ya goin'? Where ya goin'?
1421 01:30:40,120 01:30:42,680 It's a 30-second drive or a five-minute walk. It's a 30-second drive or a five-minute walk.
1422 01:30:43,720 01:30:45,597 And I couldn't have parked outside. And I couldn't have parked outside.
1423 01:30:46,080 01:30:47,718 I'd have got a ticket. I'd have got a ticket.
1424 01:30:48,480 01:30:49,959 I suppose that don't matter now, does it? I suppose that don't matter now, does it?
1425 01:30:50,120 01:30:51,235 Just be careful. Just be careful.
1426 01:30:52,280 01:30:53,156 Right. Right.
1427 01:31:00,840 01:31:02,797 - You and me. - You and who? - You and me. - You and who?
1428 01:31:03,080 01:31:05,230 You know where the door handle is, Tom. You know where the door handle is, Tom.
1429 01:31:28,840 01:31:30,592 Oh, no, not again! Oh, no, not again!
1430 01:31:46,920 01:31:48,672 That's it. I'm off. That's it. I'm off.
1431 01:31:50,080 01:31:53,471 Tom... that is our bag. Tom... that is our bag.
1432 01:32:12,200 01:32:14,077 - Ed. - Hold on. - Ed. - Hold on.
1433 01:32:27,320 01:32:28,719 This is our bag. This is our bag.
1434 01:32:32,000 01:32:33,070 That's it, we're off. That's it, we're off.
1435 01:32:33,160 01:32:34,878 I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns. I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns.
1436 01:32:34,880 01:32:35,995 Tom, don't fuck about! Tom, don't fuck about!
1437 01:32:36,120 01:32:37,030 I'll see you in the car. I'll see you in the car.
1438 01:32:37,160 01:32:39,231 - Tom. - It'll only take a minute. - Tom. - It'll only take a minute.
1439 01:32:54,920 01:32:56,240 What is going on? What is going on?
1440 01:32:56,840 01:32:58,069 I don't know. I don't know.
1441 01:32:58,200 01:33:01,511 But What I do know is there's no more Harry... But What I do know is there's no more Harry...
1442 01:33:02,560 01:33:04,631 which means there's no more debt. which means there's no more debt.
1443 01:33:05,040 01:33:07,873 And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem.
1444 01:33:08,640 01:33:11,758 And there's no problem with the neighbors, because they're all dead. And there's no problem with the neighbors, because they're all dead.
1445 01:33:12,560 01:33:15,393 And I think, if I get this right... And I think, if I get this right...
1446 01:33:16,360 01:33:19,273 we haven't done anything wrong, and we're in the clear. we haven't done anything wrong, and we're in the clear.
1447 01:33:53,080 01:33:55,117 Never... ever... Never... ever...
1448 01:33:55,360 01:34:00,833 has anyone... ever, been as fucking rude... to me... has anyone... ever, been as fucking rude... to me...
1449 01:34:02,000 01:34:03,638 as you did! as you did!
1450 01:34:04,000 01:34:05,718 Fucking... Fucking...
1451 01:34:06,520 01:34:08,158 bastard! bastard!
1452 01:34:24,080 01:34:25,070 You all right, mate? You all right, mate?
1453 01:34:26,480 01:34:28,391 Cheeky bastard. Cheeky bastard.
1454 01:34:46,600 01:34:49,672 Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in.
1455 01:34:49,960 01:34:51,837 But Chris had to respect the fact But Chris had to respect the fact
1456 01:34:51,840 01:34:55,356 that he was holding what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. that he was holding what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns.
1457 01:34:55,640 01:34:59,110 And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded.
1458 01:34:59,360 01:35:02,352 80, without anybody losing too much face, 80, without anybody losing too much face,
1459 01:35:02,720 01:35:06,270 Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money. Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money.
1460 01:35:06,480 01:35:08,835 And everybody else got arrested. And everybody else got arrested.
1461 01:35:13,000 01:35:14,559 He's not one of 'em. He's not one of 'em.
1462 01:35:29,880 01:35:32,520 I think your dad would like a word with you, Ed. I think your dad would like a word with you, Ed.
1463 01:35:36,480 01:35:37,800 Where are the others? Where are the others?
1464 01:35:38,000 01:35:40,355 They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar. They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar.
1465 01:35:56,440 01:35:57,475 All right, dad? All right, dad?
1466 01:35:57,720 01:35:58,790 I'm all right. I'm all right.
1467 01:35:59,080 01:36:00,229 How about yourself? How about yourself?
1468 01:36:00,520 01:36:01,919 Oh, I'm all right. Oh, I'm all right.
1469 01:36:03,320 01:36:04,833 Could do with a drink, though. Could do with a drink, though.
1470 01:36:05,120 01:36:07,475 All in good time, all in good time. All in good time, all in good time.
1471 01:36:08,320 01:36:10,675 So... you in the clear? So... you in the clear?
1472 01:36:11,360 01:36:13,431 More importantly, am I? More importantly, am I?
1473 01:36:15,280 01:36:16,509 It appears so. It appears so.
1474 01:36:17,520 01:36:18,396 Appears? Appears?
1475 01:36:19,720 01:36:22,553 You'll have to do better than fucking "appears", my friend. You'll have to do better than fucking "appears", my friend.
1476 01:36:22,800 01:36:26,270 Well, everybody's dead, dad. I think that's about as clear as you can get. Well, everybody's dead, dad. I think that's about as clear as you can get.
1477 01:36:27,840 01:36:29,114 How about that drink? How about that drink?
1478 01:36:29,600 01:36:30,920 You know where the bar is. You know where the bar is.
1479 01:36:31,320 01:36:32,116 Hey? Hey?
1480 01:36:34,120 01:36:37,033 Don't make yourself too comfortable. Alan's got to sit there. Don't make yourself too comfortable. Alan's got to sit there.
1481 01:36:37,160 01:36:37,831 Alan! Alan!
1482 01:36:41,680 01:36:45,799 You're lucky you're still breathing... let alone able to walk. You're lucky you're still breathing... let alone able to walk.
1483 01:36:46,120 01:36:49,158 I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.
1484 01:37:14,880 01:37:16,234 You took your time. You took your time.
1485 01:37:16,800 01:37:18,154 Where the hell have you been? Where the hell have you been?
1486 01:37:18,160 01:37:20,037 Sit down, I'll tell ya. Sit down, I'll tell ya.
1487 01:37:25,880 01:37:29,919 So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodies, So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodies,
1488 01:37:30,720 01:37:33,189 which sort of puts us in the clear. which sort of puts us in the clear.
1489 01:37:33,760 01:37:38,391 The only thing connecting us with the case... is those shotguns. The only thing connecting us with the case... is those shotguns.
1490 01:37:38,720 01:37:40,438 And Tom took care of them. And Tom took care of them.
1491 01:37:42,000 01:37:44,753 You did take care of the shotguns, didn't you, Tom? You did take care of the shotguns, didn't you, Tom?
1492 01:37:46,800 01:37:48,279 I wanted to talk to you about that. I wanted to talk to you about that.
1493 01:37:48,800 01:37:50,074 Well, talk. Well, talk.
1494 01:37:51,120 01:37:53,634 Well... actually, no. Well... actually, no.
1495 01:37:55,560 01:37:56,755 I've got them sitting in the car. I've got them sitting in the car.
1496 01:37:56,920 01:37:58,593 I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek, I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek,
1497 01:37:58,600 01:38:00,398 but I'm having a bit of trouble getting hold of him. but I'm having a bit of trouble getting hold of him.
1498 01:38:00,760 01:38:02,398 You dippy bastard. You dippy bastard.
1499 01:38:02,400 01:38:03,276 So... So...
1500 01:38:04,280 01:38:08,592 the only thing connecting us with the case... the only thing connecting us with the case...
1501 01:38:08,760 01:38:11,673 is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?! is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?!
1502 01:38:11,720 01:38:13,472 They cost us 700 quid. They cost us 700 quid.
1503 01:38:13,480 01:38:15,391 I'm not gonna throw 'em away. I'm not gonna throw 'em away.
1504 01:38:16,280 01:38:18,715 And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, are they? And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, are they?
1505 01:38:19,480 01:38:22,632 Do you really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? Do you really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds?
1506 01:38:22,640 01:38:24,199 Tom, you're a dick. Tom, you're a dick.
1507 01:38:25,280 01:38:27,794 Now you take those guns, and you throw them off a bridge. Now you take those guns, and you throw them off a bridge.
1508 01:38:28,400 01:38:30,232 And throw yourself off while you're at it. And throw yourself off while you're at it.
1509 01:38:30,520 01:38:32,397 Now... Tom. Now... Tom.
1510 01:38:36,640 01:38:37,471 Look, all I'm... Look, all I'm...
1511 01:38:37,480 01:38:39,118 - Now, Tom! - Now, Tom! - Now, Tom! - Now, Tom!
1512 01:38:46,280 01:38:48,078 Can I have a beer, please, dad? Can I have a beer, please, dad?
1513 01:38:48,360 01:38:50,351 I'm busy. Get it yourself. I'm busy. Get it yourself.
1514 01:39:07,240 01:39:09,550 It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot... It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot...
1515 01:39:10,240 01:39:12,197 and it seems to have cost him. and it seems to have cost him.
1516 01:39:13,440 01:39:15,716 Well, I ain't gonna make the same mistake now, am I? Well, I ain't gonna make the same mistake now, am I?
1517 01:39:16,840 01:39:19,150 So I've decided to bring your bag back. So I've decided to bring your bag back.
1518 01:39:21,400 01:39:24,472 I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you". I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you".
1519 01:39:25,880 01:39:27,154 Thank you. Thank you.
1520 01:39:28,480 01:39:30,630 Now you've presented me with a problem. Now you've presented me with a problem.
1521 01:39:31,640 01:39:33,278 I've lost my employer. I've lost my employer.
1522 01:39:35,200 01:39:38,511 So I've taken care of meself... and me son. So I've taken care of meself... and me son.
1523 01:39:39,840 01:39:41,558 Now if you think that's unfair, Now if you think that's unfair,
1524 01:39:41,600 01:39:43,511 you come and pay me a little visit. you come and pay me a little visit.
1525 01:39:44,040 01:39:46,077 But you better be waving a white flag But you better be waving a white flag
1526 01:39:46,080 01:39:48,674 high and clear, so as I can see it. high and clear, so as I can see it.
1527 01:39:50,240 01:39:52,800 Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make.
1528 01:39:54,120 01:39:55,110 You understand? You understand?
1529 01:39:57,600 01:39:59,352 That's all I've come to say. That's all I've come to say.
1530 01:40:01,880 01:40:03,632 There is one more thing. There is one more thing.
1531 01:40:06,080 01:40:07,479 It's been emotional. It's been emotional.
1532 01:40:36,040 01:40:38,793 We are now officially in the money-lending business. We are now officially in the money-lending business.
1533 01:40:38,840 01:40:40,399 You all right, son? You all right, son?
1534 01:40:40,920 01:40:42,831 Put your seat belt on. Put your seat belt on.
1535 01:40:43,040 01:40:44,394 We're out of here. We're out of here.
1536 01:40:53,360 01:40:54,555 It's empty. It's empty.
1537 01:42:05,840 01:42:07,194 - What's his number? - What's his number? - What's his number? - What's his number?
1538 01:42:14,360 01:42:17,034 Don't, don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him. Don't, don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him.
1539 01:42:24,960 01:42:26,155 My fucking battery. My fucking battery.
1540 01:42:26,160 01:42:27,878 - Oh, you... - Give me the phone! Give me the phone! - Oh, you... - Give me the phone! Give me the phone!
1541 01:42:27,920 01:42:29,672 - No, fuck off! I'll dial it! - Give me the phone! - No, fuck off! I'll dial it! - Give me the phone!
1542 01:42:29,680 01:42:31,910 - Just be calm for a minute. -All right, shut up and tell me the number! - Just be calm for a minute. -All right, shut up and tell me the number!
1543 01:42:42,720 01:42:43,949 Fuck you! Give me your phone! Fuck you! Give me your phone!
1544 01:42:44,120 01:42:46,589 - You'll break it! Just calm down! - Give me the phone! - You'll break it! Just calm down! - Give me the phone!
1545 01:42:51,000 01:42:53,230 Look, you'll break it, and it'll be fucked, won't it? Look, you'll break it, and it'll be fucked, won't it?
1546 01:42:53,360 01:42:56,034 Will you shut! It's fucking ringing! Will you shut! It's fucking ringing!