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1 | 00:00:51,400 | 00:00:53,630 | Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, | Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, |
2 | 00:00:53,640 | 00:00:55,074 | the needy from the greedy, | the needy from the greedy, |
3 | 00:00:55,160 | 00:00:57,515 | and those who trust me from the ones who don't. | and those who trust me from the ones who don't. |
4 | 00:00:57,880 | 00:00:59,917 | Because if you can't see value here today, | Because if you can't see value here today, |
5 | 00:01:00,120 | 00:01:02,475 | you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. | you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. |
6 | 00:01:02,960 | 00:01:03,916 | You see these goods? | You see these goods? |
7 | 00:01:04,120 | 00:01:06,475 | Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelites | Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelites |
8 | 00:01:06,760 | 00:01:08,114 | or Fanny by the gaslight. | or Fanny by the gaslight. |
9 | 00:01:08,160 | 00:01:10,117 | Take a bag. Come on, take a bag. | Take a bag. Come on, take a bag. |
10 | 00:01:10,120 | 00:01:11,349 | I took a bag home last night, | I took a bag home last night, |
11 | 00:01:11,480 | 00:01:13,357 | and it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell ya. | and it cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell ya. |
12 | 00:01:13,680 | 00:01:14,909 | Anyone like jewelry? | Anyone like jewelry? |
13 | 00:01:15,000 | 00:01:16,274 | Look at that one there. | Look at that one there. |
14 | 00:01:16,360 | 00:01:19,159 | Handmade in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney. | Handmade in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney. |
15 | 00:01:19,360 | 00:01:21,636 | It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. | It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. |
16 | 00:01:21,840 | 00:01:24,400 | Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed up they're empty. | Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed up they're empty. |
17 | 00:01:24,600 | 00:01:27,160 | The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. | The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. |
18 | 00:01:27,320 | 00:01:29,118 | And by the look of some of you lot here today, | And by the look of some of you lot here today, |
19 | 00:01:29,200 | 00:01:32,113 | I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. | I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. |
20 | 00:01:32,280 | 00:01:33,793 | - Ten pound. - Did you say ten pound? | - Ten pound. - Did you say ten pound? |
21 | 00:01:34,000 | 00:01:34,831 | Are you deaf? | Are you deaf? |
22 | 00:01:35,120 | 00:01:36,599 | That's a bargain. I'll take one. | That's a bargain. I'll take one. |
23 | 00:01:36,600 | 00:01:39,399 | Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. | Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. |
24 | 00:01:39,560 | 00:01:42,029 | They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? | They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? |
25 | 00:01:42,040 | 00:01:43,633 | You do. That's it, they're waking up. | You do. That's it, they're waking up. |
26 | 00:01:44,040 | 00:01:46,509 | Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife. | Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife. |
27 | 00:01:46,520 | 00:01:48,511 | It's a lot more fun if ya don't get caught. | It's a lot more fun if ya don't get caught. |
28 | 00:01:48,800 | 00:01:50,074 | Hold on, you want one as well? | Hold on, you want one as well? |
29 | 00:01:50,080 | 00:01:51,798 | Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. | Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. |
30 | 00:01:51,840 | 00:01:53,911 | It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. | It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. |
31 | 00:01:54,240 | 00:01:55,958 | Buy 'em, you better buy 'em! | Buy 'em, you better buy 'em! |
32 | 00:01:56,080 | 00:01:58,594 | These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for. | These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for. |
33 | 00:01:58,600 | 00:02:00,716 | And we can't get 'em again, they've changed the bloody locks. | And we can't get 'em again, they've changed the bloody locks. |
34 | 00:02:00,720 | 00:02:02,597 | Here, one for you. It's no good coming back later | Here, one for you. It's no good coming back later |
35 | 00:02:02,680 | 00:02:03,795 | when I've sold out. | when I've sold out. |
36 | 00:02:04,120 | 00:02:06,031 | "Too late, too late!" will be the cry | "Too late, too late!" will be the cry |
37 | 00:02:06,040 | 00:02:08,031 | when the man with the bargains has passed ya by. | when the man with the bargains has passed ya by. |
38 | 00:02:08,120 | 00:02:09,793 | And if you've got no money on you now, | And if you've got no money on you now, |
39 | 00:02:09,880 | 00:02:12,030 | you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages. | you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages. |
40 | 00:02:12,320 | 00:02:13,515 | Bacon and cozzers. | Bacon and cozzers. |
41 | 00:02:15,880 | 00:02:16,790 | Shit. | Shit. |
42 | 00:02:30,480 | 00:02:32,232 | Ed can hustle a few quid here and there, | Ed can hustle a few quid here and there, |
43 | 00:02:32,320 | 00:02:36,200 | but his real talent lies in cards and gambling with cards. | but his real talent lies in cards and gambling with cards. |
44 | 00:02:40,400 | 00:02:42,038 | Bacon could see that his days of selling | Bacon could see that his days of selling |
45 | 00:02:42,120 | 00:02:44,839 | moody goods on street corners are numbered. | moody goods on street corners are numbered. |
46 | 00:02:45,160 | 00:02:47,834 | It's time to move on and he knows it. | It's time to move on and he knows it. |
47 | 00:03:09,240 | 00:03:11,595 | Look, what're you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal. | Look, what're you talking about? I'm bloody skinny, pal. |
48 | 00:03:11,720 | 00:03:13,870 | Yeah, yeah, of course you are. All right? | Yeah, yeah, of course you are. All right? |
49 | 00:03:13,920 | 00:03:15,354 | Nick the Greek, always a pleasure. | Nick the Greek, always a pleasure. |
50 | 00:03:15,480 | 00:03:16,675 | Tom, what have ya been eating? | Tom, what have ya been eating? |
51 | 00:03:16,760 | 00:03:19,070 | - I've been telling him this... - Enough... already. | - I've been telling him this... - Enough... already. |
52 | 00:03:19,160 | 00:03:21,151 | You two, join me in my office. | You two, join me in my office. |
53 | 00:03:25,040 | 00:03:26,838 | So, how much is it then, Tom? | So, how much is it then, Tom? |
54 | 00:03:27,160 | 00:03:28,673 | You know how much it is, Nick. | You know how much it is, Nick. |
55 | 00:03:28,760 | 00:03:30,478 | And that includes the amp, yeah? | And that includes the amp, yeah? |
56 | 00:03:30,560 | 00:03:33,029 | No, that does not include the amp. | No, that does not include the amp. |
57 | 00:03:34,640 | 00:03:36,711 | Shit, Tom, I thought it included the amp. | Shit, Tom, I thought it included the amp. |
58 | 00:03:37,000 | 00:03:38,149 | Well, it doesn't. | Well, it doesn't. |
59 | 00:03:38,440 | 00:03:40,351 | I'll throw in one of these telephones if ya like, | I'll throw in one of these telephones if ya like, |
60 | 00:03:40,400 | 00:03:42,073 | but it does not include the amp. | but it does not include the amp. |
61 | 00:03:43,320 | 00:03:44,230 | Very nice. | Very nice. |
62 | 00:03:45,840 | 00:03:47,069 | I hope it includes the speakers. | I hope it includes the speakers. |
63 | 00:03:47,680 | 00:03:48,875 | It doesn't include the speakers, | It doesn't include the speakers, |
64 | 00:03:48,960 | 00:03:50,155 | it doesn't include the amp, | it doesn't include the amp, |
65 | 00:03:50,480 | 00:03:51,834 | and it's not supposed to include me | and it's not supposed to include me |
66 | 00:03:51,840 | 00:03:53,194 | getting the hump with your stupid questions. | getting the hump with your stupid questions. |
67 | 00:03:53,320 | 00:03:55,470 | Now you want it, Nick, you buy it. | Now you want it, Nick, you buy it. |
68 | 00:03:55,760 | 00:03:56,750 | What else do I get with it? | What else do I get with it? |
69 | 00:03:56,840 | 00:03:58,433 | You get a gold-plated Rolls-Royce, | You get a gold-plated Rolls-Royce, |
70 | 00:03:58,480 | 00:03:59,754 | as long as ya pay for it. | as long as ya pay for it. |
71 | 00:04:00,280 | 00:04:02,396 | Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive. | Don't know, Tom. Seems expensive. |
72 | 00:04:03,040 | 00:04:06,396 | Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. | Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. |
73 | 00:04:06,680 | 00:04:09,638 | That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in, | That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in, |
74 | 00:04:09,800 | 00:04:11,313 | and you're complaining about 200? | and you're complaining about 200? |
75 | 00:04:11,840 | 00:04:13,353 | What school of finance did you study? | What school of finance did you study? |
76 | 00:04:13,640 | 00:04:17,759 | It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century. | It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century. |
77 | 00:04:18,040 | 00:04:20,475 | In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it. | In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it. |
78 | 00:04:20,800 | 00:04:23,076 | All right, all right, keep yourAlans on. | All right, all right, keep yourAlans on. |
79 | 00:04:28,040 | 00:04:29,075 | Here's a ton. | Here's a ton. |
80 | 00:04:29,120 | 00:04:30,190 | - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ. | - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ. |
81 | 00:04:30,200 | 00:04:32,430 | You could choke a dozen donkeys on that. | You could choke a dozen donkeys on that. |
82 | 00:04:32,720 | 00:04:34,631 | And you're haggling over 100 pound? | And you're haggling over 100 pound? |
83 | 00:04:35,040 | 00:04:36,997 | What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick? | What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick? |
84 | 00:04:37,080 | 00:04:38,354 | Finance revolutions? | Finance revolutions? |
85 | 00:04:38,640 | 00:04:40,756 | One hundred pounds is still one hundred pounds. | One hundred pounds is still one hundred pounds. |
86 | 00:04:40,840 | 00:04:43,116 | Not when the price is two hundred pound, it's not. | Not when the price is two hundred pound, it's not. |
87 | 00:04:43,400 | 00:04:46,153 | And certainly not when you got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. | And certainly not when you got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. |
88 | 00:04:46,880 | 00:04:49,599 | Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now come on, | Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now come on, |
89 | 00:04:49,800 | 00:04:51,313 | let me feel the fiber of your fabric. | let me feel the fiber of your fabric. |
90 | 00:04:54,600 | 00:04:55,920 | The skinny one is Tom, | The skinny one is Tom, |
91 | 00:04:56,200 | 00:04:58,430 | and he's the entrepreneur of the bunch. | and he's the entrepreneur of the bunch. |
92 | 00:04:58,600 | 00:05:02,355 | He's got a couple of dirty little fingers in a couple of dirty little pies. | He's got a couple of dirty little fingers in a couple of dirty little pies. |
93 | 00:05:02,680 | 00:05:05,069 | Nick, here, however, has made it his business | Nick, here, however, has made it his business |
94 | 00:05:05,080 | 00:05:07,879 | to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes | to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes |
95 | 00:05:07,920 | 00:05:10,434 | in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London. | in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London. |
96 | 00:05:10,680 | 00:05:14,071 | Between the two of 'em, there ain't much ya can't get a hold of. | Between the two of 'em, there ain't much ya can't get a hold of. |
97 | 00:05:18,480 | 00:05:20,949 | That's my 25 grand, it's all there. | That's my 25 grand, it's all there. |
98 | 00:05:21,280 | 00:05:24,398 | It took me a long time to earn that, so you treat it with respect. | It took me a long time to earn that, so you treat it with respect. |
99 | 00:05:24,600 | 00:05:25,670 | What about the chef? | What about the chef? |
100 | 00:05:41,800 | 00:05:43,359 | What have you come as? | What have you come as? |
101 | 00:05:44,640 | 00:05:46,278 | Cupid, stupid! | Cupid, stupid! |
102 | 00:05:47,000 | 00:05:49,719 | That's the last time I'm getting any more fruit off of you, Tom. | That's the last time I'm getting any more fruit off of you, Tom. |
103 | 00:05:49,720 | 00:05:50,835 | Do you call that fresh? | Do you call that fresh? |
104 | 00:05:51,040 | 00:05:52,633 | There was more small, hairy armored things | There was more small, hairy armored things |
105 | 00:05:52,640 | 00:05:54,392 | in your fruit than there was fruit. | in your fruit than there was fruit. |
106 | 00:05:54,680 | 00:05:56,398 | You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's. | You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's. |
107 | 00:05:56,480 | 00:05:58,551 | Well, if you will order stuff from Katmandu, | Well, if you will order stuff from Katmandu, |
108 | 00:05:58,760 | 00:06:01,354 | don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists en route. | don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists en route. |
109 | 00:06:01,640 | 00:06:02,710 | Anyway, enough about that. | Anyway, enough about that. |
110 | 00:06:02,840 | 00:06:03,796 | Where's the money? | Where's the money? |
111 | 00:06:04,120 | 00:06:04,996 | Oi! | Oi! |
112 | 00:06:05,320 | 00:06:07,709 | Keep your fingers out of my soup. | Keep your fingers out of my soup. |
113 | 00:06:08,120 | 00:06:11,078 | Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean | Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean |
114 | 00:06:11,080 | 00:06:12,673 | of any unlawful behavior. | of any unlawful behavior. |
115 | 00:06:12,720 | 00:06:15,838 | He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. | He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. |
116 | 00:06:16,040 | 00:06:19,351 | He represents the more sensible side of the four. | He represents the more sensible side of the four. |
117 | 00:06:23,080 | 00:06:24,991 | You sure you can afford 25? | You sure you can afford 25? |
118 | 00:06:25,480 | 00:06:27,039 | That depends on how ya look at it. | That depends on how ya look at it. |
119 | 00:06:27,320 | 00:06:29,914 | I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. | I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. |
120 | 00:06:30,960 | 00:06:32,792 | Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? | Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? |
121 | 00:06:33,000 | 00:06:34,911 | Fat man, Bacon and myself. | Fat man, Bacon and myself. |
122 | 00:06:35,400 | 00:06:37,630 | Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. | Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. |
123 | 00:06:38,400 | 00:06:39,913 | Who's this fat man then, eh? | Who's this fat man then, eh? |
124 | 00:06:40,600 | 00:06:41,510 | Hey? | Hey? |
125 | 00:06:43,520 | 00:06:44,794 | Do you want a sandwich, Bacon? | Do you want a sandwich, Bacon? |
126 | 00:06:48,240 | 00:06:50,834 | It's not easy to take a seat at this card table. | It's not easy to take a seat at this card table. |
127 | 00:06:50,840 | 00:06:53,719 | The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards, | The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards, |
128 | 00:06:54,040 | 00:06:56,475 | and there's no shortage of punters. | and there's no shortage of punters. |
129 | 00:06:56,800 | 00:07:00,475 | The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man, Harry. | The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man, Harry. |
130 | 00:07:00,800 | 00:07:05,158 | Or as some, including himself, like to call him, Hatchet Harry. | Or as some, including himself, like to call him, Hatchet Harry. |
131 | 00:07:05,760 | 00:07:06,955 | You got it all? | You got it all? |
132 | 00:07:09,200 | 00:07:10,110 | 100 grand. | 100 grand. |
133 | 00:07:10,720 | 00:07:12,870 | Well, if you got it, you got it. | Well, if you got it, you got it. |
134 | 00:07:13,200 | 00:07:14,679 | Now, if you don't mind... | Now, if you don't mind... |
135 | 00:07:17,960 | 00:07:19,473 | What's this Eddie like, then? | What's this Eddie like, then? |
136 | 00:07:21,080 | 00:07:22,912 | He's a fucking thief. | He's a fucking thief. |
137 | 00:07:22,920 | 00:07:26,754 | Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man, Barry the Baptist. | Harry has a colleague, a monster of a man, Barry the Baptist. |
138 | 00:07:27,040 | 00:07:29,554 | The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet. | The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet. |
139 | 00:07:29,840 | 00:07:31,911 | -Are you gonna fucking pay? - Yeah, I'll pay! | -Are you gonna fucking pay? - Yeah, I'll pay! |
140 | 00:07:32,040 | 00:07:34,156 | - How are you gonna fucking pay? - I'm gonna pay it. | - How are you gonna fucking pay? - I'm gonna pay it. |
141 | 00:07:34,320 | 00:07:38,871 | Barry makes sure the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously. | Barry makes sure the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously. |
142 | 00:07:38,920 | 00:07:40,957 | The boy's got a rare ability. | The boy's got a rare ability. |
143 | 00:07:41,080 | 00:07:43,913 | He seems to make cards transparent. | He seems to make cards transparent. |
144 | 00:07:44,000 | 00:07:44,796 | He's got... | He's got... |
145 | 00:07:44,800 | 00:07:46,677 | All right, all right, so we can say he's good. | All right, all right, so we can say he's good. |
146 | 00:07:46,720 | 00:07:48,438 | Oh, no, he's better than good. | Oh, no, he's better than good. |
147 | 00:07:48,760 | 00:07:50,831 | He's a fucking liability. | He's a fucking liability. |
148 | 00:07:50,920 | 00:07:53,878 | Here, hold on. What d'ya think of these? | Here, hold on. What d'ya think of these? |
149 | 00:07:53,920 | 00:07:55,513 | We're selling hundreds. | We're selling hundreds. |
150 | 00:07:55,800 | 00:07:57,120 | Very nice, Harry. | Very nice, Harry. |
151 | 00:07:58,120 | 00:07:59,440 | What's it for? | What's it for? |
152 | 00:07:59,640 | 00:08:02,837 | Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza. Spanking! | Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza. Spanking! |
153 | 00:08:42,800 | 00:08:45,599 | There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself. | There's 25 from me, Tom, Soap and yourself. |
154 | 00:08:45,680 | 00:08:47,353 | That's 100 grand to the pound. | That's 100 grand to the pound. |
155 | 00:08:47,640 | 00:08:49,916 | So why the fuck are you counting it? | So why the fuck are you counting it? |
156 | 00:08:50,240 | 00:08:51,275 | Because I like to. | Because I like to. |
157 | 00:08:51,480 | 00:08:54,518 | So, a reasonable return should be in the region of 120 grand. | So, a reasonable return should be in the region of 120 grand. |
158 | 00:08:54,800 | 00:08:58,475 | That's for 25 grand invested, going on previous experience. | That's for 25 grand invested, going on previous experience. |
159 | 00:08:58,560 | 00:08:59,789 | Going on optimism. | Going on optimism. |
160 | 00:08:59,920 | 00:09:01,069 | Whatever it's going on, | Whatever it's going on, |
161 | 00:09:01,120 | 00:09:03,350 | it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. | it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. |
162 | 00:09:03,640 | 00:09:06,280 | You're not funny, Tom. You're fat. | You're not funny, Tom. You're fat. |
163 | 00:09:06,280 | 00:09:08,271 | And look as though you should be, but you're not. | And look as though you should be, but you're not. |
164 | 00:09:08,520 | 00:09:11,080 | Fat? Who are you calling... Jesus! | Fat? Who are you calling... Jesus! |
165 | 00:09:11,520 | 00:09:12,919 | It's good in here, isn't it? | It's good in here, isn't it? |
166 | 00:09:13,000 | 00:09:14,593 | Handy for the tube, great electrics. | Handy for the tube, great electrics. |
167 | 00:09:14,640 | 00:09:15,835 | I can see why you moved in. | I can see why you moved in. |
168 | 00:09:15,920 | 00:09:19,072 | Don't knock it, it's cheap like the budgie. | Don't knock it, it's cheap like the budgie. |
169 | 00:09:19,160 | 00:09:22,391 | And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. | And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. |
170 | 00:09:22,680 | 00:09:24,876 | A bit anti-social to say the least. | A bit anti-social to say the least. |
171 | 00:09:24,880 | 00:09:25,915 | What d'ya mean? | What d'ya mean? |
172 | 00:09:26,000 | 00:09:28,037 | He means they're thieving bastards. | He means they're thieving bastards. |
173 | 00:09:28,120 | 00:09:31,033 | I mean, when they're not picking peanuts out of poop, | I mean, when they're not picking peanuts out of poop, |
174 | 00:09:31,360 | 00:09:34,557 | they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs. | they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs. |
175 | 00:09:37,440 | 00:09:39,670 | Not exactly thick, these walls. | Not exactly thick, these walls. |
176 | 00:09:41,360 | 00:09:43,237 | Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink. | Nice work, John. Get yourself a drink. |
177 | 00:09:49,600 | 00:09:50,749 | Is that it? | Is that it? |
178 | 00:09:51,680 | 00:09:53,432 | How many times do I have to tell you, Plank? | How many times do I have to tell you, Plank? |
179 | 00:09:53,600 | 00:09:56,956 | You find us a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. | You find us a job worth doing, you'll find your share improving. |
180 | 00:09:57,360 | 00:09:59,192 | Now, have you got a problem with that? | Now, have you got a problem with that? |
181 | 00:09:59,400 | 00:10:00,435 | No. | No. |
182 | 00:10:15,480 | 00:10:18,120 | You know, Charles, this gear is getting heavier. | You know, Charles, this gear is getting heavier. |
183 | 00:10:20,200 | 00:10:24,512 | I have a strong suspicion we should've been... rocket scientists or | I have a strong suspicion we should've been... rocket scientists or |
184 | 00:10:25,000 | 00:10:27,071 | Nobel Peace Prize winners... | Nobel Peace Prize winners... |
185 | 00:10:27,880 | 00:10:28,915 | or something. | or something. |
186 | 00:10:29,200 | 00:10:30,270 | Peace Prize? | Peace Prize? |
187 | 00:10:31,160 | 00:10:33,879 | Be lucky to find your penis for a piss the amount you keep smoking. | Be lucky to find your penis for a piss the amount you keep smoking. |
188 | 00:10:40,640 | 00:10:42,153 | Who the hell's that? | Who the hell's that? |
189 | 00:10:50,960 | 00:10:52,473 | All right, Willie? | All right, Willie? |
190 | 00:10:52,960 | 00:10:54,917 | Does it look like I'm all right? | Does it look like I'm all right? |
191 | 00:10:55,240 | 00:10:56,150 | Take this. | Take this. |
192 | 00:10:57,920 | 00:11:01,072 | I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. | I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. |
193 | 00:11:01,440 | 00:11:04,000 | Charles, why have we got that cage? | Charles, why have we got that cage? |
194 | 00:11:04,760 | 00:11:06,273 | Security? | Security? |
195 | 00:11:07,440 | 00:11:08,589 | That's right. | That's right. |
196 | 00:11:08,960 | 00:11:10,997 | That's right, security. | That's right, security. |
197 | 00:11:11,600 | 00:11:15,036 | So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? | So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? |
198 | 00:11:15,320 | 00:11:18,119 | Well, I would have used it, Winston, but this is Willie. | Well, I would have used it, Winston, but this is Willie. |
199 | 00:11:18,400 | 00:11:19,720 | And Willie lives here. | And Willie lives here. |
200 | 00:11:20,000 | 00:11:21,911 | Yes, Charles, but you didn't know it was Willie | Yes, Charles, but you didn't know it was Willie |
201 | 00:11:22,120 | 00:11:24,555 | until you opened the door, did you? | until you opened the door, did you? |
202 | 00:11:24,840 | 00:11:26,319 | Chill, Winston. | Chill, Winston. |
203 | 00:11:27,120 | 00:11:29,953 | It's me. Charlie knows it's me. | It's me. Charlie knows it's me. |
204 | 00:11:30,440 | 00:11:31,874 | What's the problem? | What's the problem? |
205 | 00:11:32,640 | 00:11:33,994 | The problem is, Willie, | The problem is, Willie, |
206 | 00:11:34,320 | 00:11:36,709 | that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats | that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats |
207 | 00:11:36,760 | 00:11:38,876 | at the best of times. So just do as I say | at the best of times. So just do as I say |
208 | 00:11:38,880 | 00:11:41,554 | and keep the fucking cage locked! | and keep the fucking cage locked! |
209 | 00:11:44,160 | 00:11:45,230 | What is that? | What is that? |
210 | 00:11:46,120 | 00:11:48,157 | - That's Gloria. - Yes, I know that's Gloria. | - That's Gloria. - Yes, I know that's Gloria. |
211 | 00:11:48,200 | 00:11:49,190 | What's that? | What's that? |
212 | 00:11:51,640 | 00:11:52,755 | Fertilizer. | Fertilizer. |
213 | 00:11:53,160 | 00:11:56,152 | You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter, | You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter, |
214 | 00:11:56,160 | 00:12:00,313 | and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer? | and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer? |
215 | 00:12:00,880 | 00:12:03,190 | Alarm bells are ringing, Willie. | Alarm bells are ringing, Willie. |
216 | 00:12:03,520 | 00:12:05,113 | We need fertilizer, Winston. | We need fertilizer, Winston. |
217 | 00:12:05,200 | 00:12:07,316 | We also need a money counter. | We also need a money counter. |
218 | 00:12:08,080 | 00:12:09,639 | This money's gotta be out by Thursday. | This money's gotta be out by Thursday. |
219 | 00:12:09,640 | 00:12:11,551 | I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. | I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. |
220 | 00:12:12,360 | 00:12:15,796 | And if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer, | And if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer, |
221 | 00:12:16,000 | 00:12:18,435 | could you just be a little more subtle? | could you just be a little more subtle? |
222 | 00:12:19,320 | 00:12:20,640 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
223 | 00:12:21,680 | 00:12:25,230 | We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? | We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? |
224 | 00:12:26,320 | 00:12:27,151 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
225 | 00:12:27,440 | 00:12:31,559 | And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. | And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. |
226 | 00:12:32,440 | 00:12:35,717 | You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist. | You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist. |
227 | 00:12:35,920 | 00:12:37,513 | That's what I mean, Willie. | That's what I mean, Willie. |
228 | 00:13:02,120 | 00:13:03,474 | How long's he been in there, son? | How long's he been in there, son? |
229 | 00:13:03,640 | 00:13:05,916 | About... 20 minutes. | About... 20 minutes. |
230 | 00:13:08,360 | 00:13:09,509 | He's on his own? | He's on his own? |
231 | 00:13:09,600 | 00:13:11,796 | Yeah, just carrying a bag. | Yeah, just carrying a bag. |
232 | 00:13:13,920 | 00:13:16,150 | All right, let's pay him a little visit then, shall we? | All right, let's pay him a little visit then, shall we? |
233 | 00:13:21,040 | 00:13:23,236 | Big Chris settles debts for Harry. | Big Chris settles debts for Harry. |
234 | 00:13:23,440 | 00:13:26,558 | The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt, | The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt, |
235 | 00:13:26,560 | 00:13:29,154 | is his son and heir, Little Chris. | is his son and heir, Little Chris. |
236 | 00:13:45,960 | 00:13:49,271 | This is one of them high-powered jobs, isn't it? | This is one of them high-powered jobs, isn't it? |
237 | 00:13:52,160 | 00:13:53,878 | Got some bad news for you, John. | Got some bad news for you, John. |
238 | 00:13:54,160 | 00:13:55,389 | What the fuck... | What the fuck... |
239 | 00:13:56,800 | 00:13:58,632 | You mind your language in front of the boy. | You mind your language in front of the boy. |
240 | 00:13:58,960 | 00:14:00,030 | Jesus Christ! | Jesus Christ! |
241 | 00:14:02,080 | 00:14:03,991 | That includes blasphemy as well. | That includes blasphemy as well. |
242 | 00:14:04,160 | 00:14:04,911 | Now tell me, John, | Now tell me, John, |
243 | 00:14:05,200 | 00:14:09,034 | how can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan, | how can you be concentrating on improving this lovely tan, |
244 | 00:14:09,040 | 00:14:10,951 | and it is a lovely tan by the way, | and it is a lovely tan by the way, |
245 | 00:14:11,080 | 00:14:13,549 | when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? | when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? |
246 | 00:14:14,000 | 00:14:15,115 | Tell Harry... | Tell Harry... |
247 | 00:14:16,160 | 00:14:17,434 | I mean Mr. Harry, | I mean Mr. Harry, |
248 | 00:14:17,720 | 00:14:20,280 | I've been busy. I'm nearly there. | I've been busy. I'm nearly there. |
249 | 00:14:20,720 | 00:14:22,518 | Check his locker, son. | Check his locker, son. |
250 | 00:14:22,640 | 00:14:24,039 | I don't suppose there's any chance | I don't suppose there's any chance |
251 | 00:14:24,160 | 00:14:26,834 | of you lifting this sun bed up, Chris, is there? | of you lifting this sun bed up, Chris, is there? |
252 | 00:14:30,840 | 00:14:32,069 | He's not poor. | He's not poor. |
253 | 00:14:32,160 | 00:14:33,559 | He's got over a monkey here, | He's got over a monkey here, |
254 | 00:14:33,640 | 00:14:35,278 | and that's just in his wallet. | and that's just in his wallet. |
255 | 00:14:35,960 | 00:14:37,553 | Fucking hell, John, | Fucking hell, John, |
256 | 00:14:37,600 | 00:14:39,193 | you always walk around with that in your pocket? | you always walk around with that in your pocket? |
257 | 00:14:39,200 | 00:14:40,156 | Oi! | Oi! |
258 | 00:14:40,360 | 00:14:43,034 | You use language like that again, son, you'll wish you hadn't. | You use language like that again, son, you'll wish you hadn't. |
259 | 00:14:43,240 | 00:14:44,230 | Sorry, dad. | Sorry, dad. |
260 | 00:14:44,320 | 00:14:46,596 | Right, well, put the rest of the stuff in that. | Right, well, put the rest of the stuff in that. |
261 | 00:14:47,880 | 00:14:50,349 | You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. | You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. |
262 | 00:14:50,680 | 00:14:52,114 | You owe what you owe, | You owe what you owe, |
263 | 00:14:52,200 | 00:14:54,430 | and by the time this tan's faded, | and by the time this tan's faded, |
264 | 00:14:54,720 | 00:14:56,233 | you wanna have paid. | you wanna have paid. |
265 | 00:15:02,680 | 00:15:04,990 | - You never would have paid? - Who would pay for shit? | - You never would have paid? - Who would pay for shit? |
266 | 00:15:05,040 | 00:15:08,192 | Yeah, exactly. I mean we ain't too certain... | Yeah, exactly. I mean we ain't too certain... |
267 | 00:15:10,280 | 00:15:11,759 | Well, what the hell are you doing here? | Well, what the hell are you doing here? |
268 | 00:15:11,840 | 00:15:12,955 | Why, what's up? | Why, what's up? |
269 | 00:15:13,200 | 00:15:16,158 | Let me guess. My foot in your ass. | Let me guess. My foot in your ass. |
270 | 00:15:17,360 | 00:15:19,556 | Game of cards? Hatchet Harry? | Game of cards? Hatchet Harry? |
271 | 00:15:20,120 | 00:15:22,430 | You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy. | You're supposed to be getting your rest in, boy. |
272 | 00:15:23,200 | 00:15:24,873 | You playing cards tonight, son? | You playing cards tonight, son? |
273 | 00:15:28,240 | 00:15:29,071 | With Harry? | With Harry? |
274 | 00:15:29,360 | 00:15:30,794 | Don't be silly, dad. | Don't be silly, dad. |
275 | 00:15:31,080 | 00:15:33,276 | I wouldn't have anything to do with that. | I wouldn't have anything to do with that. |
276 | 00:15:43,800 | 00:15:45,518 | Where did he get 100 grand? | Where did he get 100 grand? |
277 | 00:15:45,560 | 00:15:48,359 | He's got some adhesive mates. I mean they're like brothers. | He's got some adhesive mates. I mean they're like brothers. |
278 | 00:15:48,520 | 00:15:49,794 | They've tossed up between 'em. | They've tossed up between 'em. |
279 | 00:15:49,960 | 00:15:52,713 | And JD is his dad and owns the whole property? | And JD is his dad and owns the whole property? |
280 | 00:15:52,720 | 00:15:54,472 | No mortgage, no debts. | No mortgage, no debts. |
281 | 00:15:55,000 | 00:15:57,560 | Lock, stock, the fucking lot. | Lock, stock, the fucking lot. |
282 | 00:15:57,760 | 00:16:00,639 | Don't you worry, Harry. I've got it under control. | Don't you worry, Harry. I've got it under control. |
283 | 00:16:01,080 | 00:16:03,549 | Good. You can get this under control now. | Good. You can get this under control now. |
284 | 00:16:03,880 | 00:16:06,156 | It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. | It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. |
285 | 00:16:06,440 | 00:16:08,670 | And these little beauties are up for auction. | And these little beauties are up for auction. |
286 | 00:16:09,040 | 00:16:11,475 | But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em, | But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em, |
287 | 00:16:11,800 | 00:16:13,632 | if ya know what I mean, Barry. | if ya know what I mean, Barry. |
288 | 00:16:13,920 | 00:16:16,992 | Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. | Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. |
289 | 00:16:17,120 | 00:16:18,918 | I don't wanna know who you use, | I don't wanna know who you use, |
290 | 00:16:18,960 | 00:16:21,600 | as long as they're not complete muppets. | as long as they're not complete muppets. |
291 | 00:16:22,440 | 00:16:25,000 | And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry. | And don't tell 'em what they're worth, Barry. |
292 | 00:16:34,280 | 00:16:35,793 | Right, where was we? | Right, where was we? |
293 | 00:16:36,400 | 00:16:40,109 | Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot? | Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot? |
294 | 00:16:40,360 | 00:16:41,919 | Oh, you must be the brains, then. | Oh, you must be the brains, then. |
295 | 00:16:41,920 | 00:16:43,877 | That's right, guns that fire shots. | That's right, guns that fire shots. |
296 | 00:16:44,360 | 00:16:47,990 | Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. | Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. |
297 | 00:16:48,280 | 00:16:51,079 | There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. | There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. |
298 | 00:16:51,200 | 00:16:53,350 | Everything else outside the cabinet, | Everything else outside the cabinet, |
299 | 00:16:53,600 | 00:16:54,795 | you can keep. It's yours. | you can keep. It's yours. |
300 | 00:16:54,800 | 00:16:56,393 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
301 | 00:16:56,880 | 00:16:58,678 | There'd better be something there for us. | There'd better be something there for us. |
302 | 00:16:58,760 | 00:17:00,910 | It's a fucking stately home. | It's a fucking stately home. |
303 | 00:17:00,960 | 00:17:02,792 | Of course there'll be something there. | Of course there'll be something there. |
304 | 00:17:02,880 | 00:17:03,915 | Like what? | Like what? |
305 | 00:17:03,960 | 00:17:05,439 | Like fucking antiques. | Like fucking antiques. |
306 | 00:17:06,080 | 00:17:09,789 | Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? | Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? |
307 | 00:17:09,960 | 00:17:12,110 | - We rob post offices. -And steal cars. | - We rob post offices. -And steal cars. |
308 | 00:17:12,120 | 00:17:14,634 | What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate? | What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate? |
309 | 00:17:14,880 | 00:17:18,032 | If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. | If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. |
310 | 00:17:18,200 | 00:17:21,591 | So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. | So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. |
311 | 00:17:22,240 | 00:17:25,039 | So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? | So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? |
312 | 00:17:25,320 | 00:17:28,915 | You're doing it for me, is all you need to know. | You're doing it for me, is all you need to know. |
313 | 00:17:29,320 | 00:17:32,233 | You know because you need to know. | You know because you need to know. |
314 | 00:17:32,600 | 00:17:33,476 | I see. | I see. |
315 | 00:17:34,000 | 00:17:37,118 | One of those on-a-need-to-know-basis things, is it? | One of those on-a-need-to-know-basis things, is it? |
316 | 00:17:37,400 | 00:17:39,994 | Like one of those James Bond films. | Like one of those James Bond films. |
317 | 00:17:40,560 | 00:17:43,632 | Careful, remember who's giving you this job. | Careful, remember who's giving you this job. |
318 | 00:17:45,200 | 00:17:46,429 | Right, I'm off. | Right, I'm off. |
319 | 00:17:46,760 | 00:17:49,195 | Call me when you're done. Ta-ta. | Call me when you're done. Ta-ta. |
320 | 00:17:53,160 | 00:17:55,356 | Fucking northern monkeys! | Fucking northern monkeys! |
321 | 00:17:58,560 | 00:18:01,518 | I hate these fucking southern fairies. | I hate these fucking southern fairies. |
322 | 00:18:08,880 | 00:18:11,554 | Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up, | Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up, |
323 | 00:18:11,560 | 00:18:13,995 | and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. | and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. |
324 | 00:18:14,000 | 00:18:17,436 | It's not that he's good with cards or even good at counting them. | It's not that he's good with cards or even good at counting them. |
325 | 00:18:17,560 | 00:18:21,349 | It's that he's good with reading people's reactions, no matter how subtle. | It's that he's good with reading people's reactions, no matter how subtle. |
326 | 00:18:21,680 | 00:18:24,035 | And everybody has reactions... | And everybody has reactions... |
327 | 00:18:26,600 | 00:18:28,876 | especially when it comes to money. | especially when it comes to money. |
328 | 00:18:41,480 | 00:18:42,515 | Invitations. | Invitations. |
329 | 00:18:42,720 | 00:18:43,755 | Invitations? | Invitations? |
330 | 00:18:44,160 | 00:18:45,753 | Yeah, invitations. | Yeah, invitations. |
331 | 00:18:45,760 | 00:18:49,071 | You know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on? | You know, four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on? |
332 | 00:18:49,080 | 00:18:50,832 | Well, we've got 100,000 bits of paper | Well, we've got 100,000 bits of paper |
333 | 00:18:50,880 | 00:18:51,950 | with the Queen's head on. | with the Queen's head on. |
334 | 00:18:52,040 | 00:18:53,075 | Will that do? | Will that do? |
335 | 00:18:53,240 | 00:18:54,833 | All right, just you. | All right, just you. |
336 | 00:18:54,920 | 00:18:57,719 | The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. | The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. |
337 | 00:18:57,720 | 00:18:59,631 | Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? | Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? |
338 | 00:18:59,800 | 00:19:00,596 | Hold on... | Hold on... |
339 | 00:19:00,720 | 00:19:02,154 | Hold on to your fucking tongue, | Hold on to your fucking tongue, |
340 | 00:19:02,200 | 00:19:04,669 | and I will hold onto my patience, okay, sonny? | and I will hold onto my patience, okay, sonny? |
341 | 00:19:04,840 | 00:19:08,720 | No one in here tonight but card players, and I do mean no one. | No one in here tonight but card players, and I do mean no one. |
342 | 00:19:15,560 | 00:19:18,439 | Evening, Frazer. Don, Phil. | Evening, Frazer. Don, Phil. |
343 | 00:19:19,400 | 00:19:21,391 | It's a bit dramatic, isn't it? | It's a bit dramatic, isn't it? |
344 | 00:19:21,680 | 00:19:23,273 | Is this supposed to be symbolic? | Is this supposed to be symbolic? |
345 | 00:19:23,560 | 00:19:25,312 | Apparently, it's for security. | Apparently, it's for security. |
346 | 00:19:25,600 | 00:19:28,558 | Yeah? I'd have brought me gloves if I'd have known. | Yeah? I'd have brought me gloves if I'd have known. |
347 | 00:19:28,960 | 00:19:31,190 | You must be Eddie, JD's son. | You must be Eddie, JD's son. |
348 | 00:19:32,080 | 00:19:33,514 | You must be Harry. | You must be Harry. |
349 | 00:19:34,280 | 00:19:36,317 | Sorry, didn't know your father. | Sorry, didn't know your father. |
350 | 00:19:36,640 | 00:19:37,835 | Never mind, son. | Never mind, son. |
351 | 00:19:38,120 | 00:19:40,714 | You just might meet him if you carry on like that. | You just might meet him if you carry on like that. |
352 | 00:19:42,000 | 00:19:44,037 | Evening, Tanya, been a while. | Evening, Tanya, been a while. |
353 | 00:19:44,480 | 00:19:45,595 | All right, Ed? | All right, Ed? |
354 | 00:20:06,160 | 00:20:08,549 | Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary? | Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary? |
355 | 00:20:08,560 | 00:20:09,675 | All right, Kenny. | All right, Kenny. |
356 | 00:20:10,640 | 00:20:12,438 | You gonna put your stocking on, or what? | You gonna put your stocking on, or what? |
357 | 00:20:12,640 | 00:20:14,472 | I've just spent 220 quid on me hair. | I've just spent 220 quid on me hair. |
358 | 00:20:14,640 | 00:20:15,994 | If you think I'm pulling a stocking over it, | If you think I'm pulling a stocking over it, |
359 | 00:20:16,000 | 00:20:17,149 | you're very much mistaken. | you're very much mistaken. |
360 | 00:20:17,240 | 00:20:19,038 | You're gonna have to put something on. | You're gonna have to put something on. |
361 | 00:20:22,320 | 00:20:23,993 | This is three card brag, gentlemen. | This is three card brag, gentlemen. |
362 | 00:20:24,120 | 00:20:25,918 | That means three three's are the highest, | That means three three's are the highest, |
363 | 00:20:25,960 | 00:20:28,554 | then three aces, then running down accordingly. | then three aces, then running down accordingly. |
364 | 00:20:28,720 | 00:20:32,076 | Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair. | Then it's a running flush, a run, a flush and then a pair. |
365 | 00:20:32,520 | 00:20:34,557 | An open man can't see a blind man, | An open man can't see a blind man, |
366 | 00:20:34,760 | 00:20:37,912 | and it will cost you twice the ante to see your opponent. | and it will cost you twice the ante to see your opponent. |
367 | 00:20:38,440 | 00:20:41,512 | Now don't fuck around, fellas. You all know the rules, | Now don't fuck around, fellas. You all know the rules, |
368 | 00:20:41,520 | 00:20:43,511 | and you know I won't stand for it. | and you know I won't stand for it. |
369 | 00:21:01,680 | 00:21:03,910 | What are you doing? Put that back. | What are you doing? Put that back. |
370 | 00:21:04,200 | 00:21:05,952 | We're here to rob the guns. | We're here to rob the guns. |
371 | 00:21:06,720 | 00:21:09,314 | Put it back. It's crap anyway. | Put it back. It's crap anyway. |
372 | 00:21:11,640 | 00:21:13,039 | Come on. Come in. | Come on. Come in. |
373 | 00:21:31,760 | 00:21:33,433 | What sort of pub is this, then? | What sort of pub is this, then? |
374 | 00:21:33,880 | 00:21:35,279 | It's a Samoan pub. | It's a Samoan pub. |
375 | 00:21:36,120 | 00:21:37,474 | What's that? | What's that? |
376 | 00:21:38,040 | 00:21:38,757 | It's a cocktail. | It's a cocktail. |
377 | 00:21:38,960 | 00:21:40,189 | You asked for a cocktail. | You asked for a cocktail. |
378 | 00:21:40,280 | 00:21:44,433 | No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. | No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. |
379 | 00:21:44,720 | 00:21:47,234 | I wasn't expecting a fucking rain forest. | I wasn't expecting a fucking rain forest. |
380 | 00:21:47,560 | 00:21:49,836 | You could fall in love with an orangutan in that. | You could fall in love with an orangutan in that. |
381 | 00:21:50,600 | 00:21:52,511 | You wanna pint, go to the pub. | You wanna pint, go to the pub. |
382 | 00:21:54,680 | 00:21:55,954 | I thought this was a pub. | I thought this was a pub. |
383 | 00:21:56,280 | 00:21:57,873 | It's a Samoan pub. | It's a Samoan pub. |
384 | 00:21:58,440 | 00:22:01,796 | Well, whatever it is, can you get your man to turn the TV down? | Well, whatever it is, can you get your man to turn the TV down? |
385 | 00:22:02,120 | 00:22:03,235 | You can ask him if you like. | You can ask him if you like. |
386 | 00:22:03,360 | 00:22:04,839 | If I was you, I'd leave him well alone. | If I was you, I'd leave him well alone. |
387 | 00:22:05,080 | 00:22:07,879 | Here, get rid of that. Bring us a diet Coke. | Here, get rid of that. Bring us a diet Coke. |
388 | 00:22:08,080 | 00:22:10,913 | Excuse me, can you turn that TV down? | Excuse me, can you turn that TV down? |
389 | 00:22:17,800 | 00:22:18,710 | No. | No. |
390 | 00:22:29,880 | 00:22:31,359 | Whoa, whoa, Kenny! | Whoa, whoa, Kenny! |
391 | 00:22:33,120 | 00:22:34,190 | What are you doin'? | What are you doin'? |
392 | 00:22:34,360 | 00:22:38,035 | I am trying to find out where they keep their money! | I am trying to find out where they keep their money! |
393 | 00:22:40,080 | 00:22:42,674 | You twat, can't you see these people have got no money? | You twat, can't you see these people have got no money? |
394 | 00:22:42,800 | 00:22:44,996 | They can't even afford new furniture. | They can't even afford new furniture. |
395 | 00:22:45,320 | 00:22:47,550 | We've got the guns. What's the matter with ya? | We've got the guns. What's the matter with ya? |
396 | 00:22:47,680 | 00:22:50,593 | Every time we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet. | Every time we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet. |
397 | 00:22:50,600 | 00:22:51,590 | What's wrong with ya? | What's wrong with ya? |
398 | 00:23:02,480 | 00:23:04,312 | You wanna be more careful, old fella. | You wanna be more careful, old fella. |
399 | 00:23:04,520 | 00:23:07,353 | You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. | You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. |
400 | 00:23:08,280 | 00:23:09,839 | You all right, Kenny? | You all right, Kenny? |
401 | 00:23:10,560 | 00:23:11,470 | Kenny? | Kenny? |
402 | 00:23:17,960 | 00:23:19,519 | 10 grand, blind. | 10 grand, blind. |
403 | 00:23:23,680 | 00:23:24,875 | 20 grand, open. | 20 grand, open. |
404 | 00:23:27,240 | 00:23:28,469 | Deep end, eh? | Deep end, eh? |
405 | 00:23:29,840 | 00:23:30,750 | Fold. | Fold. |
406 | 00:23:49,880 | 00:23:50,790 | Gotcha. | Gotcha. |
407 | 00:24:03,680 | 00:24:05,193 | 20 grand, open. | 20 grand, open. |
408 | 00:24:07,760 | 00:24:08,830 | I'll fold. | I'll fold. |
409 | 00:24:10,160 | 00:24:12,595 | Don't go spending that all at once, boy. | Don't go spending that all at once, boy. |
410 | 00:24:18,000 | 00:24:19,832 | Oh, bloody hell. | Oh, bloody hell. |
411 | 00:24:22,080 | 00:24:22,990 | What? | What? |
412 | 00:24:23,200 | 00:24:25,316 | I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry. | I thought you said there'd be no staff, Barry. |
413 | 00:24:25,600 | 00:24:26,954 | Did you get those guns? | Did you get those guns? |
414 | 00:24:27,360 | 00:24:29,590 | You wanna see what they did to poor Gary? | You wanna see what they did to poor Gary? |
415 | 00:24:30,320 | 00:24:32,277 | Gary. Gary. | Gary. Gary. |
416 | 00:24:32,920 | 00:24:34,957 | I said, did you get those guns? | I said, did you get those guns? |
417 | 00:24:35,160 | 00:24:36,992 | Yes! We got them! | Yes! We got them! |
418 | 00:24:37,280 | 00:24:39,874 | Good. I'll speak to ya later. | Good. I'll speak to ya later. |
419 | 00:24:41,320 | 00:24:45,678 | Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now, mate, okay? | Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now, mate, okay? |
420 | 00:24:45,960 | 00:24:47,917 | Barry. Barry. | Barry. Barry. |
421 | 00:24:50,840 | 00:24:54,231 | Fucking southern Shandy-drinking bastard! Gary! | Fucking southern Shandy-drinking bastard! Gary! |
422 | 00:25:58,320 | 00:25:59,549 | Give me my money! | Give me my money! |
423 | 00:25:59,840 | 00:26:02,798 | Give me back my money, you fucking snake! | Give me back my money, you fucking snake! |
424 | 00:26:05,440 | 00:26:06,919 | You give me my money! | You give me my money! |
425 | 00:26:07,240 | 00:26:09,880 | Give me back my money! Give it back! | Give me back my money! Give it back! |
426 | 00:26:11,160 | 00:26:12,150 | Wankers! | Wankers! |
427 | 00:26:12,840 | 00:26:13,830 | Wankers! | Wankers! |
428 | 00:26:18,200 | 00:26:21,352 | Come on, you. Not now, please. Not now. | Come on, you. Not now, please. Not now. |
429 | 00:26:21,360 | 00:26:23,158 | Oh, you fucking bastard. | Oh, you fucking bastard. |
430 | 00:26:31,360 | 00:26:32,350 | You bastard. | You bastard. |
431 | 00:26:33,200 | 00:26:35,077 | Oh, my good god. | Oh, my good god. |
432 | 00:26:36,040 | 00:26:37,917 | We'll take you to the cleaners. | We'll take you to the cleaners. |
433 | 00:26:47,120 | 00:26:48,918 | 20 grand, open. | 20 grand, open. |
434 | 00:26:50,640 | 00:26:51,835 | 30 thousand. | 30 thousand. |
435 | 00:26:52,560 | 00:26:54,915 | Back to you, Ready, Eddie. | Back to you, Ready, Eddie. |
436 | 00:26:56,840 | 00:26:57,955 | 50 grand. | 50 grand. |
437 | 00:27:01,040 | 00:27:02,189 | 80 grand. | 80 grand. |
438 | 00:27:04,720 | 00:27:05,710 | 100 grand. | 100 grand. |
439 | 00:27:06,080 | 00:27:07,479 | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
440 | 00:27:07,840 | 00:27:08,796 | Look, fellas, I know... | Look, fellas, I know... |
441 | 00:27:08,920 | 00:27:10,149 | I know you're not in. | I know you're not in. |
442 | 00:27:10,360 | 00:27:12,715 | Which means no one cares what you know. | Which means no one cares what you know. |
443 | 00:27:14,760 | 00:27:15,750 | 250. | 250. |
444 | 00:27:19,640 | 00:27:21,153 | That's quite a raise. | That's quite a raise. |
445 | 00:27:22,760 | 00:27:25,070 | That's 150 on my 100. | That's 150 on my 100. |
446 | 00:27:25,680 | 00:27:29,116 | Yeah, and is there anything else you wanna say? | Yeah, and is there anything else you wanna say? |
447 | 00:27:30,720 | 00:27:33,792 | As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. | As you know, this puts us in an awkward position. |
448 | 00:27:35,320 | 00:27:36,993 | I don't have enough to continue. | I don't have enough to continue. |
449 | 00:27:37,440 | 00:27:39,192 | We will have to see both your cards | We will have to see both your cards |
450 | 00:27:39,360 | 00:27:41,351 | if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. | if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. |
451 | 00:27:41,400 | 00:27:43,550 | It's a loan or we see both your cards. | It's a loan or we see both your cards. |
452 | 00:27:50,200 | 00:27:51,110 | I Will. | I Will. |
453 | 00:27:54,040 | 00:27:55,189 | You will What? | You will What? |
454 | 00:27:57,400 | 00:27:59,232 | I will loan you the money. | I will loan you the money. |
455 | 00:28:02,520 | 00:28:05,194 | No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. | No, I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. |
456 | 00:28:06,000 | 00:28:08,276 | I'm not interested in what you would rather. | I'm not interested in what you would rather. |
457 | 00:28:08,600 | 00:28:10,034 | I wanna keep going. | I wanna keep going. |
458 | 00:28:11,080 | 00:28:13,356 | I'm also offering you the money. | I'm also offering you the money. |
459 | 00:28:14,600 | 00:28:17,558 | So we don't have to turn 'em over, because you can borrow. | So we don't have to turn 'em over, because you can borrow. |
460 | 00:28:19,440 | 00:28:21,238 | I need 250 grand. | I need 250 grand. |
461 | 00:28:22,560 | 00:28:25,916 | No, you need 500 grand to see me. | No, you need 500 grand to see me. |
462 | 00:28:27,520 | 00:28:29,193 | That's if I want to see ya. | That's if I want to see ya. |
463 | 00:28:29,480 | 00:28:32,359 | Well, you're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? | Well, you're gonna have a problem carrying on, ain't ya? |
464 | 00:28:36,160 | 00:28:37,230 | I'll see ya. | I'll see ya. |
465 | 00:28:39,400 | 00:28:41,914 | Okay, before I loan you this | Okay, before I loan you this |
466 | 00:28:42,000 | 00:28:44,640 | I expect, if you lose, of course, | I expect, if you lose, of course, |
467 | 00:28:45,160 | 00:28:47,231 | my money back within a week. | my money back within a week. |
468 | 00:28:48,000 | 00:28:48,990 | Crystal? | Crystal? |
469 | 00:28:49,440 | 00:28:50,953 | That's Sunday, okay? | That's Sunday, okay? |
470 | 00:29:19,720 | 00:29:20,630 | Is that it? | Is that it? |
471 | 00:29:21,040 | 00:29:23,395 | Now let's see his fucking cards. | Now let's see his fucking cards. |
472 | 00:30:35,320 | 00:30:36,151 | Hello, boy. | Hello, boy. |
473 | 00:30:36,440 | 00:30:38,078 | Feeling a bit poorly? | Feeling a bit poorly? |
474 | 00:30:38,840 | 00:30:41,195 | I know your friends are responsible | I know your friends are responsible |
475 | 00:30:41,280 | 00:30:42,759 | for most of the cash. | for most of the cash. |
476 | 00:30:42,960 | 00:30:46,078 | So, I'm gonna give you one week to find it. | So, I'm gonna give you one week to find it. |
477 | 00:30:46,400 | 00:30:49,358 | Otherwise, I will take a finger | Otherwise, I will take a finger |
478 | 00:30:49,640 | 00:30:52,280 | off each of you and your friends' hands | off each of you and your friends' hands |
479 | 00:30:52,320 | 00:30:55,392 | for every day that passes without payment. | for every day that passes without payment. |
480 | 00:30:55,400 | 00:30:57,550 | And then when you run out of digits, | And then when you run out of digits, |
481 | 00:30:57,840 | 00:31:01,276 | your dad's bar, and who knows what then. | your dad's bar, and who knows what then. |
482 | 00:31:01,680 | 00:31:03,079 | All right, my son? | All right, my son? |
483 | 00:31:20,320 | 00:31:21,993 | This doesn't look good. | This doesn't look good. |
484 | 00:31:26,720 | 00:31:28,313 | He then proceeded to explain | He then proceeded to explain |
485 | 00:31:28,320 | 00:31:30,357 | the unfortunate position they were in. | the unfortunate position they were in. |
486 | 00:31:30,520 | 00:31:33,672 | Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week, | Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week, |
487 | 00:31:33,680 | 00:31:37,469 | because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own. | because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own. |
488 | 00:31:37,760 | 00:31:42,675 | Harry saw it as their money on the table, so it was also their debt off the table. | Harry saw it as their money on the table, so it was also their debt off the table. |
489 | 00:31:42,840 | 00:31:44,513 | Ed would hate admit it, | Ed would hate admit it, |
490 | 00:31:44,520 | 00:31:46,557 | but he could have kissed the old bastard for that. | but he could have kissed the old bastard for that. |
491 | 00:31:46,640 | 00:31:50,554 | If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own, it would have been a lie. | If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own, it would have been a lie. |
492 | 00:31:51,080 | 00:31:54,311 | Now, I wish to Christ he would have let me settle the debt on my own. | Now, I wish to Christ he would have let me settle the debt on my own. |
493 | 00:31:57,000 | 00:31:58,070 | I'm gonna kill him! | I'm gonna kill him! |
494 | 00:31:58,200 | 00:32:00,157 | Stop fucking about, Tom, | Stop fucking about, Tom, |
495 | 00:32:00,520 | 00:32:03,831 | and think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down! | and think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down! |
496 | 00:32:08,600 | 00:32:10,113 | What's all the fuss about Harry? | What's all the fuss about Harry? |
497 | 00:32:10,400 | 00:32:12,550 | Why don't we just boycott the payment? | Why don't we just boycott the payment? |
498 | 00:32:15,320 | 00:32:17,709 | Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. | Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. |
499 | 00:32:18,480 | 00:32:20,869 | Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, | Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, |
500 | 00:32:21,080 | 00:32:22,593 | who worked for Harry, | who worked for Harry, |
501 | 00:32:22,880 | 00:32:25,269 | but it was rumored that he was on the take. | but it was rumored that he was on the take. |
502 | 00:32:25,560 | 00:32:28,120 | Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. | Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. |
503 | 00:32:28,520 | 00:32:30,477 | Smithy didn't do a very good job. | Smithy didn't do a very good job. |
504 | 00:32:30,720 | 00:32:31,755 | Within a minute, | Within a minute, |
505 | 00:32:32,000 | 00:32:34,958 | Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, | Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, |
506 | 00:32:35,240 | 00:32:37,550 | which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. | which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. |
507 | 00:32:38,640 | 00:32:42,679 | He then proceeded to batter... poor Smithy to death with it. | He then proceeded to batter... poor Smithy to death with it. |
508 | 00:32:46,400 | 00:32:48,835 | Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. | Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. |
509 | 00:32:49,280 | 00:32:53,239 | Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. | Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. |
510 | 00:32:55,720 | 00:32:58,234 | Don't worry, I'll think of something. | Don't worry, I'll think of something. |
511 | 00:33:27,960 | 00:33:31,396 | "Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk." | "Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk." |
512 | 00:33:38,760 | 00:33:40,831 | Winston Churchill said that. | Winston Churchill said that. |
513 | 00:33:41,640 | 00:33:43,677 | I say it's a dog-eat-dog world, | I say it's a dog-eat-dog world, |
514 | 00:33:44,560 | 00:33:46,597 | and I've got bigger teeth than you two. | and I've got bigger teeth than you two. |
515 | 00:33:48,960 | 00:33:51,110 | I think our friend is trying to tell us something. | I think our friend is trying to tell us something. |
516 | 00:33:52,120 | 00:33:55,112 | Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure. | Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure. |
517 | 00:33:55,480 | 00:33:56,550 | Give me a five iron, John. | Give me a five iron, John. |
518 | 00:33:56,720 | 00:33:57,790 | Certainly, Dog. | Certainly, Dog. |
519 | 00:34:02,280 | 00:34:03,509 | Now, keep still. | Now, keep still. |
520 | 00:34:12,520 | 00:34:14,557 | Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us? | Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us? |
521 | 00:34:17,000 | 00:34:17,990 | It's in the fireplace. | It's in the fireplace. |
522 | 00:34:18,160 | 00:34:19,480 | Shut it, you idiot! He'll kill... | Shut it, you idiot! He'll kill... |
523 | 00:34:21,560 | 00:34:22,755 | Yes, Gordon, you were saying? | Yes, Gordon, you were saying? |
524 | 00:34:22,880 | 00:34:24,837 | It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. | It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. |
525 | 00:34:24,880 | 00:34:26,154 | It's in the bottom. | It's in the bottom. |
526 | 00:34:26,560 | 00:34:28,073 | It's in the fireplace, Plank. | It's in the fireplace, Plank. |
527 | 00:34:28,080 | 00:34:30,435 | Just pull it out. It's in the bottom. | Just pull it out. It's in the bottom. |
528 | 00:34:30,800 | 00:34:34,191 | Oh, Dog, I think you want to have a look at this. | Oh, Dog, I think you want to have a look at this. |
529 | 00:34:37,320 | 00:34:38,719 | You gonna let me down now? | You gonna let me down now? |
530 | 00:34:38,760 | 00:34:39,670 | No. | No. |
531 | 00:34:40,040 | 00:34:41,758 | I'm not finished with you yet. | I'm not finished with you yet. |
532 | 00:34:42,920 | 00:34:44,069 | Steel. | Steel. |
533 | 00:34:47,280 | 00:34:48,873 | Help, help, help! | Help, help, help! |
534 | 00:34:54,400 | 00:34:55,595 | Oh, Dog. | Oh, Dog. |
535 | 00:34:56,200 | 00:34:57,349 | It's all up to you, audience. | It's all up to you, audience. |
536 | 00:34:57,360 | 00:35:00,239 | You have to decide, yes, you have to decide | You have to decide, yes, you have to decide |
537 | 00:35:00,280 | 00:35:02,032 | who the winner is going to be. | who the winner is going to be. |
538 | 00:35:02,120 | 00:35:05,033 | Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. | Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. |
539 | 00:35:06,160 | 00:35:08,800 | Use the cage, that's What it's there for. | Use the cage, that's What it's there for. |
540 | 00:35:13,240 | 00:35:14,310 | Who is it? | Who is it? |
541 | 00:35:20,880 | 00:35:23,520 | We have got security for a reason, Willie. | We have got security for a reason, Willie. |
542 | 00:35:23,720 | 00:35:25,279 | Chill, Winston. | Chill, Winston. |
543 | 00:35:25,520 | 00:35:26,840 | It's only Plank. | It's only Plank. |
544 | 00:35:29,240 | 00:35:31,390 | This weed's getting quite a rep, you know, fellas. | This weed's getting quite a rep, you know, fellas. |
545 | 00:35:31,560 | 00:35:33,233 | All right? Easy. | All right? Easy. |
546 | 00:35:34,080 | 00:35:35,070 | Jesus! | Jesus! |
547 | 00:35:36,080 | 00:35:37,479 | Never saw you there. | Never saw you there. |
548 | 00:35:37,800 | 00:35:39,950 | Hello, love. Enjoying yourself? | Hello, love. Enjoying yourself? |
549 | 00:35:41,600 | 00:35:42,715 | Is she compos? | Is she compos? |
550 | 00:35:43,160 | 00:35:44,673 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
551 | 00:35:47,440 | 00:35:48,236 | Boo! | Boo! |
552 | 00:35:49,120 | 00:35:50,110 | Fuck me. | Fuck me. |
553 | 00:35:51,080 | 00:35:52,639 | Clean that up, Charles. | Clean that up, Charles. |
554 | 00:35:53,440 | 00:35:54,669 | Sod you. You clean it up. | Sod you. You clean it up. |
555 | 00:35:54,760 | 00:35:58,469 | Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me! | Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me! |
556 | 00:35:59,240 | 00:36:01,754 | Never mind. Can you ah... just sit down? | Never mind. Can you ah... just sit down? |
557 | 00:36:01,960 | 00:36:03,234 | Stay out of the way? | Stay out of the way? |
558 | 00:36:06,400 | 00:36:08,311 | Look, how much is it you want? | Look, how much is it you want? |
559 | 00:36:08,600 | 00:36:10,876 | I'm ah... after a half weight. | I'm ah... after a half weight. |
560 | 00:36:11,360 | 00:36:13,271 | Right, well, that's 15 hundred then. | Right, well, that's 15 hundred then. |
561 | 00:36:14,000 | 00:36:15,673 | Pass the scales, Willie. | Pass the scales, Willie. |
562 | 00:36:18,120 | 00:36:19,554 | Give us some gear, J. | Give us some gear, J. |
563 | 00:36:23,040 | 00:36:26,635 | Any chance of actually seeing the... money? | Any chance of actually seeing the... money? |
564 | 00:36:35,480 | 00:36:37,596 | The odds are 100-to-one. | The odds are 100-to-one. |
565 | 00:36:38,160 | 00:36:40,197 | All as we need is 5 grand. | All as we need is 5 grand. |
566 | 00:36:41,080 | 00:36:43,515 | I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. | I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. |
567 | 00:36:43,800 | 00:36:46,519 | The odds are 100-to-one for a good reason, Bacon. | The odds are 100-to-one for a good reason, Bacon. |
568 | 00:36:46,640 | 00:36:47,914 | It won't win. | It won't win. |
569 | 00:36:49,160 | 00:36:50,275 | Where's Eddie? | Where's Eddie? |
570 | 00:36:50,640 | 00:36:52,039 | Where do you think? | Where do you think? |
571 | 00:36:52,320 | 00:36:55,039 | The bottom of a bottle. And has been for two days. | The bottom of a bottle. And has been for two days. |
572 | 00:36:55,320 | 00:36:56,515 | It's hit him hard. | It's hit him hard. |
573 | 00:36:56,760 | 00:36:58,273 | Yeah, it's hit us all hard. | Yeah, it's hit us all hard. |
574 | 00:36:58,480 | 00:37:01,711 | Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. | Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. |
575 | 00:37:01,800 | 00:37:04,713 | Listen to this one. You open up a company | Listen to this one. You open up a company |
576 | 00:37:04,760 | 00:37:07,229 | - called Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club. - You what? | - called Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club. - You what? |
577 | 00:37:07,320 | 00:37:10,039 | You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, | You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, |
578 | 00:37:10,160 | 00:37:13,915 | advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos. | advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos. |
579 | 00:37:14,680 | 00:37:16,751 | You sell it with, I don't know, | You sell it with, I don't know, |
580 | 00:37:16,960 | 00:37:19,236 | "Does what no other dildo can do until now." | "Does what no other dildo can do until now." |
581 | 00:37:19,240 | 00:37:21,356 | "The latest and greatest in sexual technology." | "The latest and greatest in sexual technology." |
582 | 00:37:21,360 | 00:37:23,271 | "Guaranteed results or your money back." All that bollocks. | "Guaranteed results or your money back." All that bollocks. |
583 | 00:37:23,360 | 00:37:26,000 | Now these dills cost 25 quid a pop. | Now these dills cost 25 quid a pop. |
584 | 00:37:26,520 | 00:37:29,592 | That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. | That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. |
585 | 00:37:29,880 | 00:37:32,713 | But they send their checks to the other company name, | But they send their checks to the other company name, |
586 | 00:37:33,040 | 00:37:37,034 | nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits, or something, for 25 quid. | nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits, or something, for 25 quid. |
587 | 00:37:37,040 | 00:37:40,317 | You take that 25 quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. | You take that 25 quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. |
588 | 00:37:40,760 | 00:37:42,194 | Now this is the smart bit. | Now this is the smart bit. |
589 | 00:37:43,200 | 00:37:47,592 | You send back the check for 25 pound from the other company name, | You send back the check for 25 pound from the other company name, |
590 | 00:37:47,600 | 00:37:49,830 | Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying, | Ass Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying, |
591 | 00:37:50,120 | 00:37:52,953 | "We're sorry, and we couldn't get the supplies from America," | "We're sorry, and we couldn't get the supplies from America," |
592 | 00:37:53,000 | 00:37:54,399 | "because they've run out of stock." | "because they've run out of stock." |
593 | 00:37:54,400 | 00:37:57,597 | Now you see how many people cash that check. | Now you see how many people cash that check. |
594 | 00:37:58,520 | 00:37:59,999 | Not a single soul. | Not a single soul. |
595 | 00:38:00,160 | 00:38:01,912 | Because who wants their bank manager to know | Because who wants their bank manager to know |
596 | 00:38:02,000 | 00:38:04,196 | they tickle ass when they're not paying in checks? | they tickle ass when they're not paying in checks? |
597 | 00:38:05,760 | 00:38:07,876 | So how long d'ya have to wait till ya see the return? | So how long d'ya have to wait till ya see the return? |
598 | 00:38:08,000 | 00:38:09,673 | Probably no more than four weeks. | Probably no more than four weeks. |
599 | 00:38:09,920 | 00:38:10,910 | A month? | A month? |
600 | 00:38:11,160 | 00:38:14,278 | So what fucking good is that if we need it in six... | So what fucking good is that if we need it in six... |
601 | 00:38:14,560 | 00:38:15,675 | No, five days. | No, five days. |
602 | 00:38:17,160 | 00:38:18,878 | Well, it's still a good idea. | Well, it's still a good idea. |
603 | 00:38:20,480 | 00:38:23,791 | He may know we smoke a lot and burn a bit of profit, | He may know we smoke a lot and burn a bit of profit, |
604 | 00:38:24,080 | 00:38:27,789 | but he can't have any idea how much hard currency we've accumulated. | but he can't have any idea how much hard currency we've accumulated. |
605 | 00:38:28,080 | 00:38:29,479 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
606 | 00:38:30,320 | 00:38:31,594 | Do you know? | Do you know? |
607 | 00:38:32,560 | 00:38:35,393 | We can just slice it off the top. | We can just slice it off the top. |
608 | 00:38:36,400 | 00:38:38,630 | You guys gotta realize who this chap is. | You guys gotta realize who this chap is. |
609 | 00:38:39,560 | 00:38:42,712 | He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic. | He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic. |
610 | 00:38:43,160 | 00:38:46,198 | And if he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice, | And if he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice, |
611 | 00:38:46,200 | 00:38:50,592 | then you and me are gonna know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. | then you and me are gonna know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. |
612 | 00:38:51,120 | 00:38:52,713 | So you know these geezers well? | So you know these geezers well? |
613 | 00:38:52,960 | 00:38:53,836 | Well enough. | Well enough. |
614 | 00:38:54,040 | 00:38:56,475 | I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a couple of years. | I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a couple of years. |
615 | 00:38:56,800 | 00:38:57,949 | So, what are they like then? | So, what are they like then? |
616 | 00:38:58,200 | 00:38:59,634 | Poofs. Nothing heavy. | Poofs. Nothing heavy. |
617 | 00:38:59,800 | 00:39:02,235 | Four public schoolboys. Soft as shite. | Four public schoolboys. Soft as shite. |
618 | 00:39:23,320 | 00:39:26,358 | They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day, talking bollocks. | They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day, talking bollocks. |
619 | 00:39:26,480 | 00:39:28,357 | They're just good at growing weed, that's all. | They're just good at growing weed, that's all. |
620 | 00:39:28,480 | 00:39:30,869 | Business has got bigger than what they can keep up with. | Business has got bigger than what they can keep up with. |
621 | 00:39:31,800 | 00:39:33,518 | Well, they can't all be stupid, can they? | Well, they can't all be stupid, can they? |
622 | 00:39:33,800 | 00:39:37,475 | Think about it. They've got a container load of cash in shoe boxes. | Think about it. They've got a container load of cash in shoe boxes. |
623 | 00:39:37,920 | 00:39:39,319 | They're selling class-A gear. | They're selling class-A gear. |
624 | 00:39:39,520 | 00:39:41,875 | Don't you think there might be someone sensible involved? | Don't you think there might be someone sensible involved? |
625 | 00:39:42,480 | 00:39:43,515 | What about security? | What about security? |
626 | 00:39:43,640 | 00:39:45,950 | There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it. | There's one steel gate as you go in, but they never lock it. |
627 | 00:39:46,320 | 00:39:47,674 | What d'ya mean, never lock it? | What d'ya mean, never lock it? |
628 | 00:39:47,840 | 00:39:49,114 | What have they got it there for then? | What have they got it there for then? |
629 | 00:39:49,200 | 00:39:51,316 | I must have been there 50 times. It's never locked. | I must have been there 50 times. It's never locked. |
630 | 00:39:51,560 | 00:39:52,789 | They're not suspicious. | They're not suspicious. |
631 | 00:39:53,000 | 00:39:54,593 | Everyone who goes there's a toff. | Everyone who goes there's a toff. |
632 | 00:39:54,640 | 00:39:56,153 | They're all into that karma crap. | They're all into that karma crap. |
633 | 00:39:56,400 | 00:39:58,630 | "If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff. | "If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me" stuff. |
634 | 00:39:59,440 | 00:40:00,839 | No way they can get back to ya? | No way they can get back to ya? |
635 | 00:40:00,920 | 00:40:03,673 | Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared. I'm a geezer. | Even if they could, they'd be too shit scared. I'm a geezer. |
636 | 00:40:04,000 | 00:40:05,229 | They got no muscle. | They got no muscle. |
637 | 00:40:05,600 | 00:40:06,670 | Gutless faggots. | Gutless faggots. |
638 | 00:40:08,160 | 00:40:09,230 | Fancy one? | Fancy one? |
639 | 00:40:11,480 | 00:40:12,800 | What's all the flapping about? | What's all the flapping about? |
640 | 00:40:13,000 | 00:40:14,399 | You told the old man yet? | You told the old man yet? |
641 | 00:40:14,520 | 00:40:15,999 | Hoping I won't need to. | Hoping I won't need to. |
642 | 00:40:17,360 | 00:40:20,000 | I've got a plan. Now listen carefully. | I've got a plan. Now listen carefully. |
643 | 00:40:31,720 | 00:40:32,676 | Hello, boys. | Hello, boys. |
644 | 00:40:32,840 | 00:40:33,750 | Harry. | Harry. |
645 | 00:40:34,640 | 00:40:35,710 | Do you want a drink? | Do you want a drink? |
646 | 00:40:35,720 | 00:40:38,234 | Hello, my son, do you want a lolly? | Hello, my son, do you want a lolly? |
647 | 00:40:38,760 | 00:40:39,989 | Piss off, you nonce. | Piss off, you nonce. |
648 | 00:40:40,320 | 00:40:41,913 | Oi! Watch it! | Oi! Watch it! |
649 | 00:40:42,600 | 00:40:44,989 | No thanks, Harry. We're both all right. | No thanks, Harry. We're both all right. |
650 | 00:40:45,560 | 00:40:46,709 | Nice shooter. | Nice shooter. |
651 | 00:40:47,280 | 00:40:48,793 | Yeah, one of a pair. | Yeah, one of a pair. |
652 | 00:40:49,480 | 00:40:51,596 | Holland & Holland. Do you want to hold it? | Holland & Holland. Do you want to hold it? |
653 | 00:40:51,640 | 00:40:53,517 | No, not my thing. Thanks, Harry. | No, not my thing. Thanks, Harry. |
654 | 00:40:53,800 | 00:40:56,269 | Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. | Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. |
655 | 00:40:56,560 | 00:40:59,518 | Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. | Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. |
656 | 00:41:00,040 | 00:41:01,633 | They owe me half a million pound. | They owe me half a million pound. |
657 | 00:41:02,080 | 00:41:03,070 | How much? | How much? |
658 | 00:41:03,880 | 00:41:05,075 | Half a million. | Half a million. |
659 | 00:41:07,960 | 00:41:08,756 | I'm game. | I'm game. |
660 | 00:41:11,160 | 00:41:11,956 | Me, too. | Me, too. |
661 | 00:41:13,920 | 00:41:15,240 | Oh, god. | Oh, god. |
662 | 00:41:15,800 | 00:41:16,949 | Right. | Right. |
663 | 00:41:17,960 | 00:41:20,349 | We hit 'em as soon as they come back. | We hit 'em as soon as they come back. |
664 | 00:41:20,600 | 00:41:22,796 | We'll be prepared, waiting. | We'll be prepared, waiting. |
665 | 00:41:24,880 | 00:41:26,075 | And they're armed. | And they're armed. |
666 | 00:41:26,120 | 00:41:28,031 | What was that? Armed? | What was that? Armed? |
667 | 00:41:28,640 | 00:41:29,960 | What do you mean, armed? | What do you mean, armed? |
668 | 00:41:30,280 | 00:41:31,475 | Armed with what? | Armed with what? |
669 | 00:41:31,600 | 00:41:34,672 | Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... | Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... |
670 | 00:41:34,680 | 00:41:36,079 | What do you think they're gonna be armed with? | What do you think they're gonna be armed with? |
671 | 00:41:36,080 | 00:41:37,195 | Guns, you tit! | Guns, you tit! |
672 | 00:41:37,400 | 00:41:40,631 | Guns? You never said anything about guns. | Guns? You never said anything about guns. |
673 | 00:41:41,120 | 00:41:43,475 | A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. | A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. |
674 | 00:41:43,520 | 00:41:45,955 | Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. | Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. |
675 | 00:41:45,960 | 00:41:48,190 | Soap, stop being such a mincer. | Soap, stop being such a mincer. |
676 | 00:41:48,800 | 00:41:50,199 | I've thought about that and... | I've thought about that and... |
677 | 00:41:50,480 | 00:41:51,515 | And what exactly? | And what exactly? |
678 | 00:41:51,640 | 00:41:56,669 | And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. | And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. |
679 | 00:41:56,800 | 00:41:57,631 | Carrying 'em? | Carrying 'em? |
680 | 00:41:57,840 | 00:42:00,354 | Well, they could all be carrying 'em for what we know. | Well, they could all be carrying 'em for what we know. |
681 | 00:42:00,480 | 00:42:03,791 | No. Only one of them carries 'em going to the job. | No. Only one of them carries 'em going to the job. |
682 | 00:42:03,840 | 00:42:06,559 | So I assume the same one will be carrying 'em | So I assume the same one will be carrying 'em |
683 | 00:42:06,560 | 00:42:07,834 | when they come back from the job. | when they come back from the job. |
684 | 00:42:07,840 | 00:42:09,478 | Oh, you assume, do ya? | Oh, you assume, do ya? |
685 | 00:42:09,760 | 00:42:12,718 | And what do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuck-ups? | And what do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuck-ups? |
686 | 00:42:12,840 | 00:42:14,353 | It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid. | It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid. |
687 | 00:42:14,360 | 00:42:17,000 | Well, brother, mother any other sucker, | Well, brother, mother any other sucker, |
688 | 00:42:17,160 | 00:42:19,071 | it don't make any difference. | it don't make any difference. |
689 | 00:42:19,720 | 00:42:24,351 | They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets! | They're still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets! |
690 | 00:42:24,480 | 00:42:27,074 | Soap, if you have a better idea | Soap, if you have a better idea |
691 | 00:42:27,320 | 00:42:31,029 | how to get 500,000 pounds in the next few days, | how to get 500,000 pounds in the next few days, |
692 | 00:42:31,200 | 00:42:32,315 | let us know. | let us know. |
693 | 00:42:34,080 | 00:42:38,039 | In the meantime, Tom, you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. | In the meantime, Tom, you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. |
694 | 00:42:44,520 | 00:42:46,796 | - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed. | - Weed? - No, it's not normal weed. |
695 | 00:42:46,840 | 00:42:49,673 | It's some fucked-up-skunk, class-A, | It's some fucked-up-skunk, class-A, |
696 | 00:42:49,680 | 00:42:51,671 | I-can't-think-let-alone-move shit. | I-can't-think-let-alone-move shit. |
697 | 00:42:51,880 | 00:42:53,279 | Doesn't sound very good me. | Doesn't sound very good me. |
698 | 00:42:53,480 | 00:42:56,393 | No, neither me. But it depends what flicks your switch. | No, neither me. But it depends what flicks your switch. |
699 | 00:42:56,600 | 00:42:59,399 | And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. | And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. |
700 | 00:42:59,840 | 00:43:01,399 | Anyway, do you know anyone? | Anyway, do you know anyone? |
701 | 00:43:02,200 | 00:43:03,599 | I know a man, yes. | I know a man, yes. |
702 | 00:43:05,080 | 00:43:06,309 | Rory Breaker. | Rory Breaker. |
703 | 00:43:07,680 | 00:43:09,478 | Not that madman with an Afro? | Not that madman with an Afro? |
704 | 00:43:09,640 | 00:43:11,472 | I don't want anything to do with him. | I don't want anything to do with him. |
705 | 00:43:11,800 | 00:43:14,474 | You won't have to. Just get me a sample. | You won't have to. Just get me a sample. |
706 | 00:43:15,120 | 00:43:16,349 | No can do. | No can do. |
707 | 00:43:17,680 | 00:43:20,274 | What's that? A place near Katmandu? | What's that? A place near Katmandu? |
708 | 00:43:20,600 | 00:43:21,715 | Meet me halfway, mate. | Meet me halfway, mate. |
709 | 00:43:21,760 | 00:43:24,115 | Look, it's all completely chicken soup. | Look, it's all completely chicken soup. |
710 | 00:43:24,440 | 00:43:27,080 | - It's what? - It's kosher... as Christmas. | - It's what? - It's kosher... as Christmas. |
711 | 00:43:27,440 | 00:43:29,829 | Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. | Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. |
712 | 00:43:30,280 | 00:43:31,429 | Yeah, well, never mind that. | Yeah, well, never mind that. |
713 | 00:43:31,440 | 00:43:32,714 | I'm gonna need some artillery, too. | I'm gonna need some artillery, too. |
714 | 00:43:32,720 | 00:43:34,279 | Couple of sawn-off shotguns. | Couple of sawn-off shotguns. |
715 | 00:43:34,480 | 00:43:35,629 | This is a bit heavy. | This is a bit heavy. |
716 | 00:43:35,640 | 00:43:37,278 | This is London, not the Lebanon. | This is London, not the Lebanon. |
717 | 00:43:37,360 | 00:43:38,759 | Who do you think I am? | Who do you think I am? |
718 | 00:43:39,080 | 00:43:40,718 | I think you're Nick the Greek. | I think you're Nick the Greek. |
719 | 00:43:41,920 | 00:43:43,115 | Hold those two. | Hold those two. |
720 | 00:43:45,640 | 00:43:48,200 | I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick. | I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick. |
721 | 00:43:48,520 | 00:43:50,750 | But if it is what he says it is, | But if it is what he says it is, |
722 | 00:43:50,800 | 00:43:53,519 | I'll take it off him for 3.5 grand a key. | I'll take it off him for 3.5 grand a key. |
723 | 00:43:53,840 | 00:43:56,400 | That is if it is what he says it is. | That is if it is what he says it is. |
724 | 00:43:56,960 | 00:43:59,110 | I don't want to see it after a sample, | I don't want to see it after a sample, |
725 | 00:43:59,120 | 00:44:01,270 | I don't want to touch it after a sample. | I don't want to touch it after a sample. |
726 | 00:44:01,600 | 00:44:04,240 | I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. | I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. |
727 | 00:44:04,680 | 00:44:06,671 | He'll sort out the details. | He'll sort out the details. |
728 | 00:44:07,000 | 00:44:09,116 | But just let me tell you one thing. | But just let me tell you one thing. |
729 | 00:44:13,800 | 00:44:16,030 | If the milk turns out to be sour, | If the milk turns out to be sour, |
730 | 00:44:16,280 | 00:44:18,590 | I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. | I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. |
731 | 00:44:21,320 | 00:44:22,435 | Do you know what I mean? | Do you know what I mean? |
732 | 00:44:28,960 | 00:44:30,109 | Rory Breaker. | Rory Breaker. |
733 | 00:44:30,320 | 00:44:32,311 | Rory? Yeah, I know Rory. | Rory? Yeah, I know Rory. |
734 | 00:44:32,760 | 00:44:34,592 | He's not to be underestimated. | He's not to be underestimated. |
735 | 00:44:34,920 | 00:44:36,638 | He's a funny looking fucker, I know. | He's a funny looking fucker, I know. |
736 | 00:44:36,800 | 00:44:39,713 | But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. | But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. |
737 | 00:44:39,800 | 00:44:41,837 | It's all a deceptive facade. | It's all a deceptive facade. |
738 | 00:44:43,920 | 00:44:47,072 | A few nights ago, Rory's Roger iron rusted. | A few nights ago, Rory's Roger iron rusted. |
739 | 00:44:47,480 | 00:44:50,950 | He's gone down the Battle Cruiser to watch the end of a football game. | He's gone down the Battle Cruiser to watch the end of a football game. |
740 | 00:44:51,280 | 00:44:54,511 | No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. | No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. |
741 | 00:44:54,800 | 00:44:56,791 | A fat geezer's north opens. | A fat geezer's north opens. |
742 | 00:44:57,440 | 00:45:00,080 | And he wanders up and turns the Liza over. | And he wanders up and turns the Liza over. |
743 | 00:45:00,360 | 00:45:03,273 | "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." | "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else." |
744 | 00:45:03,880 | 00:45:07,157 | Rory knows claret is imminent, but doesn't wanna miss the end of the game. | Rory knows claret is imminent, but doesn't wanna miss the end of the game. |
745 | 00:45:07,440 | 00:45:10,637 | So calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher, | So calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher, |
746 | 00:45:10,960 | 00:45:13,839 | walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action | walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action |
747 | 00:45:13,920 | 00:45:15,957 | and plonks it outside the entrance. | and plonks it outside the entrance. |
748 | 00:45:16,000 | 00:45:20,039 | He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub | He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub |
749 | 00:45:20,320 | 00:45:22,311 | and switches back to his footer. | and switches back to his footer. |
750 | 00:45:23,160 | 00:45:25,595 | "That's fucking it," says the geezer. | "That's fucking it," says the geezer. |
751 | 00:45:26,120 | 00:45:27,952 | "That's fucking what?" says Rory. | "That's fucking what?" says Rory. |
752 | 00:45:28,040 | 00:45:30,793 | And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty. | And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty. |
753 | 00:45:31,080 | 00:45:33,390 | He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest, | He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest, |
754 | 00:45:33,680 | 00:45:36,479 | and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. | and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. |
755 | 00:45:36,680 | 00:45:39,194 | Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. | Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. |
756 | 00:45:39,400 | 00:45:41,232 | His team's won, too. | His team's won, too. |
757 | 00:45:41,760 | 00:45:42,670 | Four-nil. | Four-nil. |
758 | 00:45:58,720 | 00:45:59,551 | Oi! | Oi! |
759 | 00:46:00,600 | 00:46:02,318 | Is your hair supposed to look like that? | Is your hair supposed to look like that? |
760 | 00:46:02,400 | 00:46:03,356 | All right, short stuff? | All right, short stuff? |
761 | 00:46:03,560 | 00:46:05,312 | Never mind "short stuff." | Never mind "short stuff." |
762 | 00:46:05,400 | 00:46:06,959 | Listen, the next time we do a job like this, | Listen, the next time we do a job like this, |
763 | 00:46:07,040 | 00:46:08,519 | we're gonna want more money, Barry. | we're gonna want more money, Barry. |
764 | 00:46:08,600 | 00:46:11,240 | Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that. | Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that. |
765 | 00:46:11,480 | 00:46:12,914 | Where's the others? | Where's the others? |
766 | 00:46:14,280 | 00:46:15,600 | There was no others. | There was no others. |
767 | 00:46:15,880 | 00:46:17,996 | Stop fucking around. The others, the old ones. | Stop fucking around. The others, the old ones. |
768 | 00:46:18,320 | 00:46:19,515 | I don't know what ya mean. | I don't know what ya mean. |
769 | 00:46:19,560 | 00:46:20,789 | There were two old guns there. | There were two old guns there. |
770 | 00:46:20,800 | 00:46:21,949 | Where are they now? | Where are they now? |
771 | 00:46:22,400 | 00:46:23,959 | Not in the cabinet, there wasn't. | Not in the cabinet, there wasn't. |
772 | 00:46:24,200 | 00:46:27,158 | There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. | There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. |
773 | 00:46:27,360 | 00:46:28,953 | But they were ours, we sold them. | But they were ours, we sold them. |
774 | 00:46:29,000 | 00:46:30,718 | Well, you better unsell 'em, sharpish. | Well, you better unsell 'em, sharpish. |
775 | 00:46:31,160 | 00:46:32,833 | We had to sell 'em. We needed the money! | We had to sell 'em. We needed the money! |
776 | 00:46:32,960 | 00:46:35,236 | I'm not fucking interested! | I'm not fucking interested! |
777 | 00:46:35,480 | 00:46:39,030 | If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got | If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got |
778 | 00:46:39,120 | 00:46:42,476 | I suggest you get those guns, quick! | I suggest you get those guns, quick! |
779 | 00:47:26,640 | 00:47:27,516 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
780 | 00:47:28,760 | 00:47:30,637 | If I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? | If I pick 'em up, will they stay in one piece? |
781 | 00:47:31,160 | 00:47:32,480 | Where'd you get them? | Where'd you get them? |
782 | 00:47:33,480 | 00:47:34,675 | I got contacts. | I got contacts. |
783 | 00:47:35,480 | 00:47:37,312 | Listen, Tom, you point them at me, | Listen, Tom, you point them at me, |
784 | 00:47:37,320 | 00:47:39,152 | I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. | I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. |
785 | 00:47:39,480 | 00:47:41,118 | Either way you get the desired effect. | Either way you get the desired effect. |
786 | 00:47:41,200 | 00:47:43,157 | Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but... | Oh, they look very nice, I agree, but... |
787 | 00:47:44,320 | 00:47:46,197 | they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? | they're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? |
788 | 00:47:46,200 | 00:47:47,429 | I might get laughed at. | I might get laughed at. |
789 | 00:47:47,840 | 00:47:49,353 | How much do you want for these muskets? | How much do you want for these muskets? |
790 | 00:47:49,360 | 00:47:50,395 | 700 each. | 700 each. |
791 | 00:47:50,640 | 00:47:53,234 | What's that? A pound for every year they've been about? | What's that? A pound for every year they've been about? |
792 | 00:47:53,480 | 00:47:56,393 | I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. | I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. |
793 | 00:48:00,040 | 00:48:01,360 | They're a bit long, ain't they? | They're a bit long, ain't they? |
794 | 00:48:02,160 | 00:48:03,389 | Sawn-offs are out. | Sawn-offs are out. |
795 | 00:48:03,720 | 00:48:06,280 | People want a bit more range these days. | People want a bit more range these days. |
796 | 00:48:06,680 | 00:48:07,670 | Range? | Range? |
797 | 00:48:08,160 | 00:48:10,390 | I don't want to blow the ass out of this country, granted. | I don't want to blow the ass out of this country, granted. |
798 | 00:48:10,400 | 00:48:12,869 | But I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry at me, either. | But I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry at me, either. |
799 | 00:48:13,840 | 00:48:15,751 | I want to look fucking mean. | I want to look fucking mean. |
800 | 00:48:16,040 | 00:48:17,519 | Of course you'll look mean. | Of course you'll look mean. |
801 | 00:48:18,200 | 00:48:19,270 | You'll look really scary. | You'll look really scary. |
802 | 00:48:19,520 | 00:48:20,590 | Anyway, enough about that. | Anyway, enough about that. |
803 | 00:48:20,720 | 00:48:22,438 | What about this geezer who sells drugs? | What about this geezer who sells drugs? |
804 | 00:48:22,720 | 00:48:24,597 | Rory Breaker's standing by. | Rory Breaker's standing by. |
805 | 00:48:25,040 | 00:48:28,396 | You stand to make a lot of money... tubby Tommy. | You stand to make a lot of money... tubby Tommy. |
806 | 00:48:33,680 | 00:48:36,115 | I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock, | I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock, |
807 | 00:48:36,400 | 00:48:40,155 | but let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, the good father. | but let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, the good father. |
808 | 00:48:40,880 | 00:48:41,870 | Go on. | Go on. |
809 | 00:48:42,720 | 00:48:44,154 | He likes your bar. | He likes your bar. |
810 | 00:48:44,800 | 00:48:45,790 | Yes? | Yes? |
811 | 00:48:46,200 | 00:48:47,759 | He wants your bar. | He wants your bar. |
812 | 00:48:48,720 | 00:48:49,710 | And? | And? |
813 | 00:48:51,160 | 00:48:53,151 | Do you want me to draw you a picture? | Do you want me to draw you a picture? |
814 | 00:48:53,600 | 00:48:56,956 | Look, that boy doesn't know his asshole from his ear hole. | Look, that boy doesn't know his asshole from his ear hole. |
815 | 00:48:57,040 | 00:48:58,235 | This is my bar. | This is my bar. |
816 | 00:48:58,360 | 00:49:00,351 | It's got nothing to do with him. | It's got nothing to do with him. |
817 | 00:49:00,560 | 00:49:01,880 | What, and I care? | What, and I care? |
818 | 00:49:02,520 | 00:49:04,955 | Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage | Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage |
819 | 00:49:04,960 | 00:49:06,997 | of being able to sustain your son's life. | of being able to sustain your son's life. |
820 | 00:49:07,240 | 00:49:09,197 | And you do have a reputation, | And you do have a reputation, |
821 | 00:49:09,320 | 00:49:11,470 | so I'll choose my words very carefully. | so I'll choose my words very carefully. |
822 | 00:49:11,680 | 00:49:14,399 | You tell Harry to go fuck himself. | You tell Harry to go fuck himself. |
823 | 00:49:19,680 | 00:49:20,590 | Now... | Now... |
824 | 00:49:24,280 | 00:49:27,159 | I'll put that down to shock. Only once. | I'll put that down to shock. Only once. |
825 | 00:49:29,200 | 00:49:33,080 | Only once can I or shall I let you get away with that. | Only once can I or shall I let you get away with that. |
826 | 00:49:33,680 | 00:49:36,911 | Your son's got three days to find half 3 mil. | Your son's got three days to find half 3 mil. |
827 | 00:49:38,080 | 00:49:39,832 | But make up your mind which you prefer... | But make up your mind which you prefer... |
828 | 00:49:40,840 | 00:49:43,673 | your bar... or your son. | your bar... or your son. |
829 | 00:49:49,640 | 00:49:50,994 | Plank goes in first. | Plank goes in first. |
830 | 00:49:51,280 | 00:49:52,839 | There's a cage, but it's never locked. | There's a cage, but it's never locked. |
831 | 00:49:53,080 | 00:49:54,639 | - Is it, Plank? - Never. | - Is it, Plank? - Never. |
832 | 00:49:54,920 | 00:49:56,319 | It don't wanna be. | It don't wanna be. |
833 | 00:49:57,240 | 00:50:00,517 | All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in. | All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in. |
834 | 00:50:00,720 | 00:50:02,438 | Now we get nasty with a couple of 'em. | Now we get nasty with a couple of 'em. |
835 | 00:50:02,520 | 00:50:04,636 | Shit them up, gag them, whatever. | Shit them up, gag them, whatever. |
836 | 00:50:04,960 | 00:50:07,236 | Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems. | Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems. |
837 | 00:50:07,280 | 00:50:10,398 | But like any cowboys, there'll be a few tools lying around. | But like any cowboys, there'll be a few tools lying around. |
838 | 00:50:10,720 | 00:50:13,838 | When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. | When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload. |
839 | 00:50:14,760 | 00:50:16,512 | And Robert's your father's brother. | And Robert's your father's brother. |
840 | 00:50:17,640 | 00:50:18,914 | Everyone savvy? | Everyone savvy? |
841 | 00:50:19,160 | 00:50:20,275 | - Sweet. - Sweet. | - Sweet. - Sweet. |
842 | 00:50:21,680 | 00:50:23,114 | Have a look at these. | Have a look at these. |
843 | 00:50:24,640 | 00:50:27,075 | And what are we supposed do with these? | And what are we supposed do with these? |
844 | 00:50:28,960 | 00:50:30,917 | Put them on your head, stupid! | Put them on your head, stupid! |
845 | 00:50:30,960 | 00:50:31,836 | Christ! | Christ! |
846 | 00:50:33,280 | 00:50:36,272 | If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven and greet 'em | If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven and greet 'em |
847 | 00:50:36,280 | 00:50:38,749 | with a grin on my face, you got another thing coming. | with a grin on my face, you got another thing coming. |
848 | 00:50:39,120 | 00:50:40,793 | Now these fellas, they're your neighbors. | Now these fellas, they're your neighbors. |
849 | 00:50:40,920 | 00:50:44,914 | I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. | I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. |
850 | 00:50:45,360 | 00:50:48,796 | Right. Yeah, good thinking, Soap. Well done. | Right. Yeah, good thinking, Soap. Well done. |
851 | 00:50:49,720 | 00:50:51,438 | I brought weapons as well. | I brought weapons as well. |
852 | 00:50:51,760 | 00:50:54,320 | Weapons? What do you mean, weapons? | Weapons? What do you mean, weapons? |
853 | 00:50:56,360 | 00:50:57,270 | These. | These. |
854 | 00:50:57,960 | 00:50:58,995 | Jesus! | Jesus! |
855 | 00:51:00,000 | 00:51:02,037 | Let's keep them covered up, eh? | Let's keep them covered up, eh? |
856 | 00:51:03,840 | 00:51:05,990 | Couldn't you have got anything a bit bigger? | Couldn't you have got anything a bit bigger? |
857 | 00:51:07,160 | 00:51:09,674 | What... like that? | What... like that? |
858 | 00:51:10,520 | 00:51:11,794 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
859 | 00:51:13,000 | 00:51:14,673 | I think you need help. | I think you need help. |
860 | 00:51:16,160 | 00:51:18,754 | Bar steward, can we have a couple of drinks, please? | Bar steward, can we have a couple of drinks, please? |
861 | 00:51:19,080 | 00:51:20,673 | Have you seen your dad? | Have you seen your dad? |
862 | 00:51:21,000 | 00:51:23,071 | Hatchet sent one of his men around. | Hatchet sent one of his men around. |
863 | 00:51:23,880 | 00:51:25,075 | Oh, shit. When? | Oh, shit. When? |
864 | 00:51:26,960 | 00:51:27,836 | Crazy... | Crazy... |
865 | 00:51:40,560 | 00:51:41,880 | Where did you get these? | Where did you get these? |
866 | 00:51:41,880 | 00:51:43,200 | A fucking museum? | A fucking museum? |
867 | 00:51:43,200 | 00:51:44,429 | Nick the Greek. | Nick the Greek. |
868 | 00:51:46,760 | 00:51:48,319 | How much did you part with? | How much did you part with? |
869 | 00:51:48,600 | 00:51:49,829 | 700 for the pair. | 700 for the pair. |
870 | 00:51:50,000 | 00:51:51,434 | Drachmas, I hope. | Drachmas, I hope. |
871 | 00:51:52,400 | 00:51:54,596 | I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. | I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. |
872 | 00:51:54,880 | 00:51:57,156 | These are gonna do more harm than good. | These are gonna do more harm than good. |
873 | 00:51:59,400 | 00:52:01,960 | Jesus, Tom... do these work? | Jesus, Tom... do these work? |
874 | 00:52:02,320 | 00:52:04,152 | Don't know. They look nice though, don't they? | Don't know. They look nice though, don't they? |
875 | 00:52:04,160 | 00:52:05,070 | I rather like 'em. | I rather like 'em. |
876 | 00:52:05,160 | 00:52:07,197 | That's top of the list of priorities, that is. | That's top of the list of priorities, that is. |
877 | 00:52:07,240 | 00:52:08,230 | Ladies... | Ladies... |
878 | 00:52:09,120 | 00:52:11,634 | back to more important issues, if you don't mind. | back to more important issues, if you don't mind. |
879 | 00:52:11,640 | 00:52:13,995 | We have only got two real guns. | We have only got two real guns. |
880 | 00:52:14,400 | 00:52:15,879 | Apparently, that's what they are. | Apparently, that's what they are. |
881 | 00:52:16,080 | 00:52:18,356 | So we find a good place to hide next door, | So we find a good place to hide next door, |
882 | 00:52:18,400 | 00:52:20,232 | we wait till it sounds like the right time, | we wait till it sounds like the right time, |
883 | 00:52:20,280 | 00:52:21,634 | then we jack-in-the-box, | then we jack-in-the-box, |
884 | 00:52:21,640 | 00:52:24,393 | look nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape, | look nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em in gaffer tape, |
885 | 00:52:24,480 | 00:52:28,599 | nick their van, swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. | nick their van, swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. |
886 | 00:52:29,280 | 00:52:31,635 | As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly, | As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly, |
887 | 00:52:31,680 | 00:52:33,318 | it's the last thing they're gonna expect. | it's the last thing they're gonna expect. |
888 | 00:52:34,360 | 00:52:36,715 | Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter, | Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter, |
889 | 00:52:36,720 | 00:52:38,518 | feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking, | feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking, |
890 | 00:52:38,560 | 00:52:40,392 | I'm sure it won't do any harm. | I'm sure it won't do any harm. |
891 | 00:52:41,080 | 00:52:44,198 | Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody... | Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody... |
892 | 00:52:44,600 | 00:52:46,113 | if you know what I mean. | if you know what I mean. |
893 | 00:52:46,960 | 00:52:50,157 | Also, I think knives are a good idea. | Also, I think knives are a good idea. |
894 | 00:52:50,760 | 00:52:52,797 | Big, fuck-off, shiny ones. | Big, fuck-off, shiny ones. |
895 | 00:52:53,720 | 00:52:55,677 | Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. | Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. |
896 | 00:52:56,520 | 00:52:59,433 | Knives are good... because they don't make any noise. | Knives are good... because they don't make any noise. |
897 | 00:52:59,720 | 00:53:00,915 | And the less noise they make, | And the less noise they make, |
898 | 00:53:01,120 | 00:53:03,031 | the more likely we are to use 'em. | the more likely we are to use 'em. |
899 | 00:53:03,480 | 00:53:04,993 | Shit 'em right up. | Shit 'em right up. |
900 | 00:53:05,800 | 00:53:07,711 | Makes it look like we're serious. | Makes it look like we're serious. |
901 | 00:53:08,480 | 00:53:11,040 | Guns for show, knives for a pro. | Guns for show, knives for a pro. |
902 | 00:53:12,840 | 00:53:15,559 | Soap, is there something we should know about you? | Soap, is there something we should know about you? |
903 | 00:53:16,320 | 00:53:18,152 | I'm not sure what's more worrying... | I'm not sure what's more worrying... |
904 | 00:53:18,440 | 00:53:19,999 | the job or your past. | the job or your past. |
905 | 00:53:23,320 | 00:53:24,674 | Come on, girls. | Come on, girls. |
906 | 00:53:38,800 | 00:53:41,110 | Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? | Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? |
907 | 00:53:41,400 | 00:53:43,516 | I thought this was meant to be a robbery. | I thought this was meant to be a robbery. |
908 | 00:53:44,000 | 00:53:45,718 | Where did they get those outfits? | Where did they get those outfits? |
909 | 00:53:46,280 | 00:53:47,873 | - Not a bad idea, that. - Not a bad idea, that. | - Not a bad idea, that. - Not a bad idea, that. |
910 | 00:53:48,840 | 00:53:51,309 | All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there? | All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there? |
911 | 00:53:51,600 | 00:53:53,750 | No. I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment. | No. I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment. |
912 | 00:53:54,000 | 00:53:55,593 | Perhaps you can help. | Perhaps you can help. |
913 | 00:53:56,000 | 00:53:58,992 | Well, perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean. | Well, perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean. |
914 | 00:53:59,040 | 00:54:01,236 | Look. If you could just open the door, | Look. If you could just open the door, |
915 | 00:54:01,240 | 00:54:02,799 | so I could talk without shouting. | so I could talk without shouting. |
916 | 00:54:02,880 | 00:54:04,632 | I can't help you, Plank. | I can't help you, Plank. |
917 | 00:54:05,120 | 00:54:07,555 | I think you'll find it is in your interest. | I think you'll find it is in your interest. |
918 | 00:54:08,080 | 00:54:09,195 | Hold on, okay? | Hold on, okay? |
919 | 00:54:09,760 | 00:54:12,036 | Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you. | Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you. |
920 | 00:54:12,040 | 00:54:13,439 | He says it's in our interest. | He says it's in our interest. |
921 | 00:54:13,640 | 00:54:16,393 | Listen, I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong! | Listen, I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong! |
922 | 00:54:16,720 | 00:54:18,711 | He's not coming in here, not today. | He's not coming in here, not today. |
923 | 00:54:19,080 | 00:54:22,789 | Hold on. We are in business, and correct me if I'm wrong, but... | Hold on. We are in business, and correct me if I'm wrong, but... |
924 | 00:54:23,160 | 00:54:24,673 | that is business. | that is business. |
925 | 00:54:24,720 | 00:54:28,111 | Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without. | Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without. |
926 | 00:54:28,440 | 00:54:29,839 | Jesus, he's okay. | Jesus, he's okay. |
927 | 00:54:30,000 | 00:54:32,037 | He knows only to buy weights now. | He knows only to buy weights now. |
928 | 00:54:32,360 | 00:54:34,874 | We're looking at at least a couple of thou. | We're looking at at least a couple of thou. |
929 | 00:54:35,160 | 00:54:37,197 | What do you think, Winston? | What do you think, Winston? |
930 | 00:54:38,400 | 00:54:41,153 | Willie, this is the last time, all right? | Willie, this is the last time, all right? |
931 | 00:54:41,680 | 00:54:43,318 | But you and the money are going out the back. | But you and the money are going out the back. |
932 | 00:54:43,400 | 00:54:45,152 | If he knows you're here, he'll be all day. | If he knows you're here, he'll be all day. |
933 | 00:54:45,240 | 00:54:46,878 | Now just clear this shit up. | Now just clear this shit up. |
934 | 00:54:48,000 | 00:54:50,196 | - What, now? - Yes. Now! | - What, now? - Yes. Now! |
935 | 00:54:51,240 | 00:54:52,833 | Just get rid of him quick. | Just get rid of him quick. |
936 | 00:54:53,120 | 00:54:54,599 | All right, just coming. | All right, just coming. |
937 | 00:54:58,400 | 00:55:00,232 | What the fuck is he doing? | What the fuck is he doing? |
938 | 00:55:03,680 | 00:55:06,559 | Come on, I can't wait out here all day. | Come on, I can't wait out here all day. |
939 | 00:55:07,480 | 00:55:08,834 | All right, just coming. | All right, just coming. |
940 | 00:55:14,240 | 00:55:16,629 | I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. | I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. |
941 | 00:55:16,640 | 00:55:18,631 | I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank. | I didn't know you were a removals man, Plank. |
942 | 00:55:18,720 | 00:55:20,313 | Lives and learns, don't ya? | Lives and learns, don't ya? |
943 | 00:55:21,280 | 00:55:22,509 | Keep the gates locked now, do ya? | Keep the gates locked now, do ya? |
944 | 00:55:22,600 | 00:55:25,592 | Yeah. Sorry, gotta do business like this now. | Yeah. Sorry, gotta do business like this now. |
945 | 00:55:25,880 | 00:55:27,473 | Can't be too careful these days. | Can't be too careful these days. |
946 | 00:55:27,760 | 00:55:28,670 | I know. | I know. |
947 | 00:55:29,080 | 00:55:29,956 | Shut it! | Shut it! |
948 | 00:55:30,200 | 00:55:31,759 | You say a fucking word, the right ear goes. | You say a fucking word, the right ear goes. |
949 | 00:55:31,840 | 00:55:33,035 | Another one, then your left! | Another one, then your left! |
950 | 00:55:33,080 | 00:55:34,036 | What are you doing, Plank? | What are you doing, Plank? |
951 | 00:55:34,120 | 00:55:35,190 | What do you think I'm doing? | What do you think I'm doing? |
952 | 00:55:35,280 | 00:55:37,191 | Oh, hang on. What are you doing? | Oh, hang on. What are you doing? |
953 | 00:55:37,600 | 00:55:38,635 | Unlock the gate! | Unlock the gate! |
954 | 00:55:38,640 | 00:55:40,756 | All right, I said unlock the fucking gate! | All right, I said unlock the fucking gate! |
955 | 00:55:41,080 | 00:55:43,196 | That's it! Go, go, go! Fucking move! | That's it! Go, go, go! Fucking move! |
956 | 00:55:48,080 | 00:55:49,115 | What the fuck's going on? | What the fuck's going on? |
957 | 00:55:49,200 | 00:55:50,998 | Just hang on, I've got the keys. | Just hang on, I've got the keys. |
958 | 00:55:51,640 | 00:55:52,471 | The gate's locked! | The gate's locked! |
959 | 00:55:52,680 | 00:55:54,637 | I don't believe the fucking gate's locked! | I don't believe the fucking gate's locked! |
960 | 00:55:54,840 | 00:55:56,035 | What've ya done to Fauntleroy? | What've ya done to Fauntleroy? |
961 | 00:55:56,120 | 00:55:58,111 | I didn't touch him. He just passed out. | I didn't touch him. He just passed out. |
962 | 00:55:58,320 | 00:56:00,072 | Don't just stand there. Get that fucking door shut. | Don't just stand there. Get that fucking door shut. |
963 | 00:56:00,160 | 00:56:01,195 | You want the world to see us? | You want the world to see us? |
964 | 00:56:04,240 | 00:56:05,674 | What's going on down there? | What's going on down there? |
965 | 00:56:08,880 | 00:56:09,756 | Shit. | Shit. |
966 | 00:56:16,000 | 00:56:18,958 | Charles... get the rifle out. | Charles... get the rifle out. |
967 | 00:56:20,720 | 00:56:21,949 | We're being fucked. | We're being fucked. |
968 | 00:56:22,240 | 00:56:23,435 | It must be this one. | It must be this one. |
969 | 00:56:23,680 | 00:56:24,636 | Hold that gun. | Hold that gun. |
970 | 00:56:25,160 | 00:56:26,958 | Plank, give me the keys. Give me the keys, Plank. | Plank, give me the keys. Give me the keys, Plank. |
971 | 00:56:26,960 | 00:56:29,156 | Don't point it at me, bollocks, point it in there. | Don't point it at me, bollocks, point it in there. |
972 | 00:56:29,720 | 00:56:30,516 | Planks of wood. | Planks of wood. |
973 | 00:56:30,720 | 00:56:32,791 | I'm working with fucking planks of wood. | I'm working with fucking planks of wood. |
974 | 00:56:33,040 | 00:56:33,916 | Shit. | Shit. |
975 | 00:56:35,960 | 00:56:38,873 | What the fuck is that? What the fuck's that? | What the fuck is that? What the fuck's that? |
976 | 00:56:38,920 | 00:56:39,955 | It's me Bren gun. | It's me Bren gun. |
977 | 00:56:40,080 | 00:56:42,674 | Don't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical? | Don't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical? |
978 | 00:56:44,000 | 00:56:46,879 | Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of ya! | Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of ya! |
979 | 00:56:47,200 | 00:56:49,396 | Who're ya gonna kill, Plank? There's no one fucking there. | Who're ya gonna kill, Plank? There's no one fucking there. |
980 | 00:56:54,440 | 00:56:55,430 | They fucking shot me! | They fucking shot me! |
981 | 00:56:55,720 | 00:56:57,040 | Well, shoot 'em back. | Well, shoot 'em back. |
982 | 00:57:00,080 | 00:57:02,469 | Jesus, Plank. Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? | Jesus, Plank. Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? |
983 | 00:57:02,800 | 00:57:03,915 | I can't see a bloody thing. | I can't see a bloody thing. |
984 | 00:57:05,400 | 00:57:06,276 | Shit. | Shit. |
985 | 00:57:06,560 | 00:57:08,392 | I've been shot. I don't fucking believe this. | I've been shot. I don't fucking believe this. |
986 | 00:57:08,560 | 00:57:10,039 | Could everyone stop getting shot? | Could everyone stop getting shot? |
987 | 00:57:10,440 | 00:57:13,114 | John, sit down and patch yourself up. | John, sit down and patch yourself up. |
988 | 00:57:13,400 | 00:57:15,676 | You tart, it's a fucking air rifle. | You tart, it's a fucking air rifle. |
989 | 00:57:22,720 | 00:57:23,949 | What the fuck was that? | What the fuck was that? |
990 | 00:57:24,240 | 00:57:25,389 | Well, that was the Bren gun. | Well, that was the Bren gun. |
991 | 00:57:25,560 | 00:57:28,439 | If you fire that gun again, you're a dead man. Understand? Dead. | If you fire that gun again, you're a dead man. Understand? Dead. |
992 | 00:57:28,440 | 00:57:30,351 | No ifs, no buts, you're a fucking dead man! | No ifs, no buts, you're a fucking dead man! |
993 | 00:57:30,400 | 00:57:31,231 | All right, all right. | All right, all right. |
994 | 00:57:31,320 | 00:57:34,472 | I've got the bollock ache with this. Where's me fucking gun? | I've got the bollock ache with this. Where's me fucking gun? |
995 | 00:57:38,920 | 00:57:40,991 | All right, now that I've got your attention... | All right, now that I've got your attention... |
996 | 00:57:41,280 | 00:57:43,510 | Firstly, I'm gonna blow his toes off. | Firstly, I'm gonna blow his toes off. |
997 | 00:57:46,200 | 00:57:47,759 | - Shit. - There go his toes. | - Shit. - There go his toes. |
998 | 00:57:48,320 | 00:57:50,960 | Now do you want me out of here in five minutes flat, | Now do you want me out of here in five minutes flat, |
999 | 00:57:51,120 | 00:57:53,999 | open the fucking gate, 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off. | open the fucking gate, 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off. |
1000 | 00:57:55,880 | 00:57:58,076 | They're gonna fucking kill us if we do, man. | They're gonna fucking kill us if we do, man. |
1001 | 00:57:58,760 | 00:58:01,320 | Poor J will certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. | Poor J will certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. |
1002 | 00:58:01,600 | 00:58:03,750 | I'm losing patience. Hurry up, girls. | I'm losing patience. Hurry up, girls. |
1003 | 00:58:04,040 | 00:58:05,758 | It's all right. All fucking right. | It's all right. All fucking right. |
1004 | 00:58:08,280 | 00:58:11,477 | Willie, he doesn't know you're here. Just" | Willie, he doesn't know you're here. Just" |
1005 | 00:58:11,920 | 00:58:13,399 | Sort something out. | Sort something out. |
1006 | 00:58:25,720 | 00:58:27,791 | And all your friends, there's a good lad. | And all your friends, there's a good lad. |
1007 | 00:58:29,080 | 00:58:30,798 | There's only three of us here. | There's only three of us here. |
1008 | 00:58:31,520 | 00:58:33,352 | I don't believe ya. Fuck it, I'm gonna blow his leg off. | I don't believe ya. Fuck it, I'm gonna blow his leg off. |
1009 | 00:58:33,440 | 00:58:34,316 | I mean it. | I mean it. |
1010 | 00:58:35,720 | 00:58:36,869 | It's only three of us. | It's only three of us. |
1011 | 00:58:37,040 | 00:58:37,836 | Plank? | Plank? |
1012 | 00:58:38,120 | 00:58:40,157 | Yeah. One of them is out. | Yeah. One of them is out. |
1013 | 00:58:44,400 | 00:58:45,515 | Now open the gate. | Now open the gate. |
1014 | 00:59:09,320 | 00:59:11,118 | Up, up, up. There's a good lad. | Up, up, up. There's a good lad. |
1015 | 00:59:29,720 | 00:59:31,040 | John, get them tied up. | John, get them tied up. |
1016 | 00:59:31,360 | 00:59:32,395 | Plank, where's the money? | Plank, where's the money? |
1017 | 00:59:32,560 | 00:59:34,551 | There. In those shoe boxes. | There. In those shoe boxes. |
1018 | 00:59:53,280 | 00:59:55,191 | - Where? - Out the back. | - Where? - Out the back. |
1019 | 00:59:55,760 | 00:59:57,353 | - And the weed? - Out the back. | - And the weed? - Out the back. |
1020 | 00:59:57,800 | 00:59:59,791 | - Point. - With what? | - Point. - With what? |
1021 | 00:59:59,880 | 01:00:01,439 | Your fucking hands, now. | Your fucking hands, now. |
1022 | 01:00:01,720 | 01:00:02,710 | I'm tied up. | I'm tied up. |
1023 | 01:00:03,320 | 01:00:05,391 | Well, nod your head or something. | Well, nod your head or something. |
1024 | 01:00:06,040 | 01:00:06,996 | Check it out. | Check it out. |
1025 | 01:00:07,120 | 01:00:09,760 | Plank, get Paul out of that van, lively. | Plank, get Paul out of that van, lively. |
1026 | 01:00:26,040 | 01:00:26,916 | Knife. | Knife. |
1027 | 01:00:31,920 | 01:00:34,958 | I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. | I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. |
1028 | 01:00:35,240 | 01:00:37,151 | - How you doin', Mick? - How do you think I'm doing? | - How you doin', Mick? - How do you think I'm doing? |
1029 | 01:00:37,280 | 01:00:39,590 | He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off. | He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off. |
1030 | 01:00:48,480 | 01:00:49,515 | Jesus Christ. | Jesus Christ. |
1031 | 01:00:55,920 | 01:00:58,958 | Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here? | Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here? |
1032 | 01:00:59,200 | 01:01:00,634 | Shut up, you idiot. | Shut up, you idiot. |
1033 | 01:01:01,480 | 01:01:02,595 | It's Hanukkah. | It's Hanukkah. |
1034 | 01:01:04,080 | 01:01:05,479 | Well, don't just stand there. | Well, don't just stand there. |
1035 | 01:01:05,480 | 01:01:07,596 | Have you got the bags? Can you fit it all in? | Have you got the bags? Can you fit it all in? |
1036 | 01:01:07,920 | 01:01:08,830 | It's a lot. | It's a lot. |
1037 | 01:01:10,600 | 01:01:12,830 | I can't get Epping Forest in my van. | I can't get Epping Forest in my van. |
1038 | 01:01:13,520 | 01:01:15,670 | Can't? I don't wanna hear "can't." | Can't? I don't wanna hear "can't." |
1039 | 01:01:15,680 | 01:01:16,715 | Bollocks to can't. | Bollocks to can't. |
1040 | 01:01:16,840 | 01:01:18,831 | You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. | You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. |
1041 | 01:01:24,680 | 01:01:25,556 | Bollocks. | Bollocks. |
1042 | 01:01:27,760 | 01:01:28,875 | You've got a ticket already. | You've got a ticket already. |
1043 | 01:01:28,960 | 01:01:31,156 | And if you don't move it, we will move it for you. | And if you don't move it, we will move it for you. |
1044 | 01:01:31,360 | 01:01:32,270 | I'll only be a minute. | I'll only be a minute. |
1045 | 01:01:32,440 | 01:01:33,669 | You've already been 15. | You've already been 15. |
1046 | 01:01:33,880 | 01:01:34,756 | Look. | Look. |
1047 | 01:01:35,520 | 01:01:36,476 | Come and have a look. | Come and have a look. |
1048 | 01:01:36,520 | 01:01:37,635 | At what, exactly? | At what, exactly? |
1049 | 01:01:38,000 | 01:01:40,674 | - Well, the van's half full. - So? | - Well, the van's half full. - So? |
1050 | 01:01:41,040 | 01:01:44,078 | So, all I've got to do is fill it up, | So, all I've got to do is fill it up, |
1051 | 01:01:44,200 | 01:01:45,554 | - put you in it... - What? | - put you in it... - What? |
1052 | 01:01:49,480 | 01:01:50,675 | And I'm off. | And I'm off. |
1053 | 01:01:59,320 | 01:02:01,630 | Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? | Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? |
1054 | 01:02:01,680 | 01:02:03,353 | I can't. My neck, Dog. | I can't. My neck, Dog. |
1055 | 01:02:04,520 | 01:02:05,715 | How many more bags? | How many more bags? |
1056 | 01:02:05,920 | 01:02:07,035 | Just a couple. | Just a couple. |
1057 | 01:02:08,200 | 01:02:10,396 | Mick... you dead yet? | Mick... you dead yet? |
1058 | 01:02:12,000 | 01:02:13,399 | I'll be all right... | I'll be all right... |
1059 | 01:02:13,840 | 01:02:15,911 | once I've dealt with that lanky prick. | once I've dealt with that lanky prick. |
1060 | 01:02:16,840 | 01:02:17,955 | Do it quietly. | Do it quietly. |
1061 | 01:02:21,840 | 01:02:23,797 | It's time I say, "Good night, nurse." | It's time I say, "Good night, nurse." |
1062 | 01:03:07,840 | 01:03:09,956 | Where the fuck did she come from? | Where the fuck did she come from? |
1063 | 01:03:16,600 | 01:03:18,750 | That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here. | That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here. |
1064 | 01:03:50,440 | 01:03:51,999 | What're ya doing, Ed? | What're ya doing, Ed? |
1065 | 01:03:52,280 | 01:03:53,475 | D'ya want one? | D'ya want one? |
1066 | 01:03:53,760 | 01:03:54,670 | No, I fucking don't. | No, I fucking don't. |
1067 | 01:03:54,760 | 01:03:56,273 | You cannot make a cup of tea, Edward. | You cannot make a cup of tea, Edward. |
1068 | 01:03:56,400 | 01:03:59,870 | The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. | The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. |
1069 | 01:04:00,120 | 01:04:01,758 | Yeah, and look what happened to that. | Yeah, and look what happened to that. |
1070 | 01:04:01,800 | 01:04:04,997 | And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken. | And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken. |
1071 | 01:04:05,280 | 01:04:06,998 | Going to war with what? | Going to war with what? |
1072 | 01:04:07,360 | 01:04:09,829 | Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat? | Have you forgotten those guns, you dozy prat? |
1073 | 01:04:31,520 | 01:04:33,511 | You won't get away with this. | You won't get away with this. |
1074 | 01:04:36,080 | 01:04:37,434 | Paul, what's that? | Paul, what's that? |
1075 | 01:04:38,000 | 01:04:38,910 | It's a traffic warden. | It's a traffic warden. |
1076 | 01:04:39,200 | 01:04:40,520 | I can see it's a fucking traffic warden. | I can see it's a fucking traffic warden. |
1077 | 01:04:40,640 | 01:04:42,278 | What's he doing in the back of the van? | What's he doing in the back of the van? |
1078 | 01:04:42,520 | 01:04:44,670 | He was gonna call the cozzers. | He was gonna call the cozzers. |
1079 | 01:04:45,800 | 01:04:47,916 | Fair enough, we'll deal with him later. | Fair enough, we'll deal with him later. |
1080 | 01:04:51,520 | 01:04:52,715 | How are we doing, Tom? | How are we doing, Tom? |
1081 | 01:04:53,520 | 01:04:54,555 | Right as rain. | Right as rain. |
1082 | 01:04:55,400 | 01:04:57,038 | I'm just gonna take care of the cabs. | I'm just gonna take care of the cabs. |
1083 | 01:04:57,360 | 01:04:58,634 | Keep us posted. | Keep us posted. |
1084 | 01:05:02,880 | 01:05:05,315 | All right, mate, do you do airports? | All right, mate, do you do airports? |
1085 | 01:05:08,560 | 01:05:10,631 | Where the hell are we gonna hide? | Where the hell are we gonna hide? |
1086 | 01:05:13,360 | 01:05:15,590 | Don't complicate things. Just hide. | Don't complicate things. Just hide. |
1087 | 01:05:29,360 | 01:05:30,236 | We're on. | We're on. |
1088 | 01:05:47,400 | 01:05:49,152 | Cor, they weigh a pound or two. | Cor, they weigh a pound or two. |
1089 | 01:05:49,320 | 01:05:50,833 | Shut up and back up! | Shut up and back up! |
1090 | 01:05:53,080 | 01:05:54,593 | Spin round, big boy. | Spin round, big boy. |
1091 | 01:05:58,560 | 01:05:59,675 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
1092 | 01:06:00,040 | 01:06:02,077 | Stay down. Stay down! | Stay down. Stay down! |
1093 | 01:06:09,000 | 01:06:11,640 | Tie 'em up, tape 'em up, hands and face. | Tie 'em up, tape 'em up, hands and face. |
1094 | 01:06:12,040 | 01:06:13,075 | On the floor! | On the floor! |
1095 | 01:06:14,160 | 01:06:16,071 | Bend over the fucking desk. | Bend over the fucking desk. |
1096 | 01:06:21,920 | 01:06:24,434 | Keys. I want keys. Now! | Keys. I want keys. Now! |
1097 | 01:06:26,680 | 01:06:27,750 | I'll find ya. | I'll find ya. |
1098 | 01:06:28,640 | 01:06:30,358 | Course you will, sweetheart. | Course you will, sweetheart. |
1099 | 01:06:30,640 | 01:06:31,471 | I'll find ya. | I'll find ya. |
1100 | 01:06:32,200 | 01:06:34,635 | What do you think this is, fucking hide-and-seek? | What do you think this is, fucking hide-and-seek? |
1101 | 01:06:35,720 | 01:06:37,472 | That one. Search that one. | That one. Search that one. |
1102 | 01:06:47,920 | 01:06:51,197 | Right, I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here. | Right, I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here. |
1103 | 01:07:09,720 | 01:07:11,791 | Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it? | Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it? |
1104 | 01:07:16,600 | 01:07:19,956 | When the bottle in my ass has contracted, I'll let you know. | When the bottle in my ass has contracted, I'll let you know. |
1105 | 01:07:20,480 | 01:07:22,949 | Bacon, see what we've got. | Bacon, see what we've got. |
1106 | 01:07:23,520 | 01:07:25,431 | Let's have a butchers, eh? | Let's have a butchers, eh? |
1107 | 01:07:30,640 | 01:07:32,392 | We've hit the jackpot, lads. | We've hit the jackpot, lads. |
1108 | 01:07:33,680 | 01:07:36,513 | We've got god knows how much of this stinking weed... | We've got god knows how much of this stinking weed... |
1109 | 01:07:37,520 | 01:07:39,670 | a shitload of cash... | a shitload of cash... |
1110 | 01:07:41,760 | 01:07:43,194 | and a traffic warden. | and a traffic warden. |
1111 | 01:07:43,520 | 01:07:44,396 | What? | What? |
1112 | 01:07:47,120 | 01:07:49,270 | Jesus, Ed, we got a traffic warden. | Jesus, Ed, we got a traffic warden. |
1113 | 01:07:50,960 | 01:07:52,837 | I think he's still alive. | I think he's still alive. |
1114 | 01:07:53,360 | 01:07:56,398 | He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. | He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. |
1115 | 01:07:56,720 | 01:07:57,869 | What did they want with a traffic warden? | What did they want with a traffic warden? |
1116 | 01:07:58,040 | 01:08:00,111 | I don't know, but I don't think we need him. | I don't know, but I don't think we need him. |
1117 | 01:08:00,240 | 01:08:02,038 | Knock him out and dump him at the lights. | Knock him out and dump him at the lights. |
1118 | 01:08:02,320 | 01:08:03,833 | Knock him out? What d'ya mean, knock him out? | Knock him out? What d'ya mean, knock him out? |
1119 | 01:08:03,880 | 01:08:04,870 | Knock him out with what? | Knock him out with what? |
1120 | 01:08:04,880 | 01:08:06,871 | I don't know! Use your imagination! | I don't know! Use your imagination! |
1121 | 01:08:12,400 | 01:08:14,630 | Don't touch him up. Knock him out! | Don't touch him up. Knock him out! |
1122 | 01:08:14,760 | 01:08:16,239 | I'll knock you out in a minute. | I'll knock you out in a minute. |
1123 | 01:08:16,360 | 01:08:19,113 | Look, you want to knock him out, you knock him out. | Look, you want to knock him out, you knock him out. |
1124 | 01:08:20,520 | 01:08:22,716 | I fucking hate traffic wardens. | I fucking hate traffic wardens. |
1125 | 01:08:33,720 | 01:08:37,315 | It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris. | It's about time you gave my young friends a visit, Chris. |
1126 | 01:08:41,200 | 01:08:43,396 | Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. | Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. |
1127 | 01:08:43,400 | 01:08:45,198 | Now I can't have that, can I, Baz? | Now I can't have that, can I, Baz? |
1128 | 01:08:45,200 | 01:08:46,759 | No, Harry, you can't. | No, Harry, you can't. |
1129 | 01:08:47,240 | 01:08:49,390 | I mean, it's a liberty. | I mean, it's a liberty. |
1130 | 01:08:50,120 | 01:08:52,760 | And I can't have a liberty taken, can I, Chris? | And I can't have a liberty taken, can I, Chris? |
1131 | 01:08:52,920 | 01:08:54,479 | No, Harry, you can't. | No, Harry, you can't. |
1132 | 01:08:55,600 | 01:08:58,399 | I mean, it's enough to give me the asshole. | I mean, it's enough to give me the asshole. |
1133 | 01:09:00,080 | 01:09:02,310 | And I can't have the asshole, can I, boys? | And I can't have the asshole, can I, boys? |
1134 | 01:09:02,520 | 01:09:04,557 | - No, Harry, ya can't. - No, Harry, ya can't. | - No, Harry, ya can't. - No, Harry, ya can't. |
1135 | 01:09:11,320 | 01:09:13,516 | Right, that's it. We're done. | Right, that's it. We're done. |
1136 | 01:09:15,040 | 01:09:16,269 | - We're off. - Here, Ed. | - We're off. - Here, Ed. |
1137 | 01:09:16,560 | 01:09:18,551 | Are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? | Are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? |
1138 | 01:09:18,680 | 01:09:19,954 | Well, it's the only place we can take it, | Well, it's the only place we can take it, |
1139 | 01:09:20,080 | 01:09:21,115 | and it's the last place they're gonna look. | and it's the last place they're gonna look. |
1140 | 01:09:21,240 | 01:09:22,196 | Anyway, fuck it! | Anyway, fuck it! |
1141 | 01:09:22,320 | 01:09:24,118 | The battle is over and the war is won. | The battle is over and the war is won. |
1142 | 01:09:24,160 | 01:09:26,879 | Now, Tom. You take this to Nick the Bubble, | Now, Tom. You take this to Nick the Bubble, |
1143 | 01:09:26,920 | 01:09:28,558 | then we get rid of it quick. | then we get rid of it quick. |
1144 | 01:09:42,040 | 01:09:44,475 | It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets. | It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets. |
1145 | 01:09:47,280 | 01:09:49,590 | All right, we'll take it. | All right, we'll take it. |
1146 | 01:09:49,960 | 01:09:50,870 | Half price. | Half price. |
1147 | 01:09:52,640 | 01:09:54,074 | I don't think he'll like that. | I don't think he'll like that. |
1148 | 01:09:54,320 | 01:09:57,676 | You said 3.5 a key, and you know that's a good price. | You said 3.5 a key, and you know that's a good price. |
1149 | 01:09:57,800 | 01:09:59,518 | It was yesterday I said three and a half, | It was yesterday I said three and a half, |
1150 | 01:09:59,720 | 01:10:01,870 | and now it's today if I'm not mistaken. | and now it's today if I'm not mistaken. |
1151 | 01:10:02,200 | 01:10:04,714 | We'll take it tomorrow, half price. | We'll take it tomorrow, half price. |
1152 | 01:10:05,800 | 01:10:07,473 | If he wants to get rid of it quick, | If he wants to get rid of it quick, |
1153 | 01:10:07,520 | 01:10:08,635 | he'll have to take it. | he'll have to take it. |
1154 | 01:10:08,640 | 01:10:09,436 | Now look, | Now look, |
1155 | 01:10:09,720 | 01:10:11,393 | I've got a race coming up in a minute, | I've got a race coming up in a minute, |
1156 | 01:10:11,400 | 01:10:13,550 | so if you'd just be kind enough to... | so if you'd just be kind enough to... |
1157 | 01:10:21,920 | 01:10:25,595 | Lenny, take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists. | Lenny, take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists. |
1158 | 01:10:25,840 | 01:10:27,797 | They should have a gander of that. | They should have a gander of that. |
1159 | 01:10:27,840 | 01:10:29,478 | I want a second opinion. | I want a second opinion. |
1160 | 01:10:34,880 | 01:10:36,871 | Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks. | Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks. |
1161 | 01:10:37,000 | 01:10:39,037 | Yeah, your fucking aftershave. | Yeah, your fucking aftershave. |
1162 | 01:10:39,440 | 01:10:41,158 | Fuck you, funny man. | Fuck you, funny man. |
1163 | 01:10:42,120 | 01:10:44,236 | For god's sake. Help me. | For god's sake. Help me. |
1164 | 01:10:44,360 | 01:10:47,830 | I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! | I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! |
1165 | 01:10:47,840 | 01:10:49,751 | -Jesus. - Go in slowly, Nathan. | -Jesus. - Go in slowly, Nathan. |
1166 | 01:10:50,040 | 01:10:52,156 | Fuck you, funny man, you go first. | Fuck you, funny man, you go first. |
1167 | 01:10:52,160 | 01:10:53,798 | Just get the fuck in there, will ya? | Just get the fuck in there, will ya? |
1168 | 01:10:54,480 | 01:10:56,039 | I want this house searched for bugs. | I want this house searched for bugs. |
1169 | 01:10:56,080 | 01:10:57,275 | I mean, I want it stripped. | I mean, I want it stripped. |
1170 | 01:10:57,760 | 01:10:58,909 | Where's the point in that? | Where's the point in that? |
1171 | 01:10:59,000 | 01:11:01,196 | Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it with them. | Even if there was a bug, they'd have taken it with them. |
1172 | 01:11:01,360 | 01:11:03,192 | It's a bit late for you to start thinking, John. | It's a bit late for you to start thinking, John. |
1173 | 01:11:03,720 | 01:11:05,916 | If it's a possibility, that's good enough for me. | If it's a possibility, that's good enough for me. |
1174 | 01:11:06,360 | 01:11:07,839 | And when you've stripped this place, | And when you've stripped this place, |
1175 | 01:11:07,960 | 01:11:12,591 | I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in and tortured... badly. | I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in and tortured... badly. |
1176 | 01:11:13,520 | 01:11:15,238 | I want to know who's responsible for this. | I want to know who's responsible for this. |
1177 | 01:11:15,240 | 01:11:17,038 | Otherwise, I'm gonna hold you responsible. | Otherwise, I'm gonna hold you responsible. |
1178 | 01:11:25,600 | 01:11:26,795 | Not a bad day. | Not a bad day. |
1179 | 01:11:28,760 | 01:11:30,990 | That pile takes care of Harry. | That pile takes care of Harry. |
1180 | 01:11:32,880 | 01:11:33,870 | What's left over? | What's left over? |
1181 | 01:11:34,080 | 01:11:36,151 | Give me half a chance to count it. | Give me half a chance to count it. |
1182 | 01:11:37,800 | 01:11:39,359 | What about this gear then, eh? | What about this gear then, eh? |
1183 | 01:11:46,520 | 01:11:48,113 | Oh, what, you want a toke on that? | Oh, what, you want a toke on that? |
1184 | 01:11:48,600 | 01:11:50,671 | No, I don't think I want any of that horrible shit. | No, I don't think I want any of that horrible shit. |
1185 | 01:11:50,840 | 01:11:53,150 | Can we lock up and get drunk now, please? | Can we lock up and get drunk now, please? |
1186 | 01:11:55,680 | 01:11:58,991 | We shot one of them in the ah... throat. | We shot one of them in the ah... throat. |
1187 | 01:11:59,560 | 01:12:00,675 | What do you want, a medal? | What do you want, a medal? |
1188 | 01:12:00,680 | 01:12:03,911 | I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back. | I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back. |
1189 | 01:12:05,680 | 01:12:08,513 | The one you shot, is he still in there now? | The one you shot, is he still in there now? |
1190 | 01:12:08,720 | 01:12:10,154 | No, it was another one. | No, it was another one. |
1191 | 01:12:10,240 | 01:12:11,753 | That's more like it. | That's more like it. |
1192 | 01:12:12,120 | 01:12:13,235 | Where is he? | Where is he? |
1193 | 01:12:14,280 | 01:12:16,078 | Well, they took him with. | Well, they took him with. |
1194 | 01:12:17,000 | 01:12:18,559 | No, he's still alive. | No, he's still alive. |
1195 | 01:12:19,200 | 01:12:22,158 | What did you shoot him with? An air gun? | What did you shoot him with? An air gun? |
1196 | 01:12:27,280 | 01:12:31,672 | Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. | Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. |
1197 | 01:12:33,080 | 01:12:34,912 | You don't say. | You don't say. |
1198 | 01:12:35,480 | 01:12:36,675 | Who could it be? | Who could it be? |
1199 | 01:12:36,960 | 01:12:38,075 | Where do we start, Rory? | Where do we start, Rory? |
1200 | 01:12:38,800 | 01:12:39,949 | Mr. Breaker. | Mr. Breaker. |
1201 | 01:12:40,480 | 01:12:43,552 | Today my name is Mr. Breaker. | Today my name is Mr. Breaker. |
1202 | 01:12:44,160 | 01:12:46,071 | You think this is a coincidence? | You think this is a coincidence? |
1203 | 01:12:46,760 | 01:12:48,592 | This white shite steals my things | This white shite steals my things |
1204 | 01:12:48,600 | 01:12:50,352 | and thinks that he can sell it back to me! | and thinks that he can sell it back to me! |
1205 | 01:12:50,640 | 01:12:52,756 | He's got less brains than you, Lenny! | He's got less brains than you, Lenny! |
1206 | 01:12:54,000 | 01:12:54,990 | Get Nick, | Get Nick, |
1207 | 01:12:55,200 | 01:13:00,115 | the greasy wop shit toss pisser thingy gamuri Greek bastard round here now. | the greasy wop shit toss pisser thingy gamuri Greek bastard round here now. |
1208 | 01:13:00,240 | 01:13:02,754 | If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet. | If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet. |
1209 | 01:14:36,360 | 01:14:39,193 | Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. | Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. |
1210 | 01:14:39,760 | 01:14:40,636 | Uh? | Uh? |
1211 | 01:14:40,920 | 01:14:42,831 | Don't "uh" me, Greek boy! | Don't "uh" me, Greek boy! |
1212 | 01:14:42,920 | 01:14:46,276 | How is it your fucking stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends, | How is it your fucking stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends, |
1213 | 01:14:46,400 | 01:14:48,789 | thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis, | thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis, |
1214 | 01:14:49,120 | 01:14:50,918 | and then sell it back to me? | and then sell it back to me? |
1215 | 01:14:51,240 | 01:14:53,072 | Is this a declaration of war? | Is this a declaration of war? |
1216 | 01:14:53,360 | 01:14:56,352 | Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? | Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? |
1217 | 01:14:56,800 | 01:14:59,440 | 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Nicolas! | 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Nicolas! |
1218 | 01:15:01,840 | 01:15:03,877 | I know you couldn't have known my position, | I know you couldn't have known my position, |
1219 | 01:15:04,160 | 01:15:06,629 | 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, | 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, |
1220 | 01:15:06,800 | 01:15:09,076 | you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass | you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass |
1221 | 01:15:09,120 | 01:15:13,193 | with that, "What's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. | with that, "What's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. |
1222 | 01:15:15,160 | 01:15:19,040 | But What you do know... is where these people live. | But What you do know... is where these people live. |
1223 | 01:15:25,640 | 01:15:27,995 | If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. | If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. |
1224 | 01:15:28,320 | 01:15:30,755 | If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, | If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, |
1225 | 01:15:30,760 | 01:15:31,875 | I'll kill ya. | I'll kill ya. |
1226 | 01:15:32,320 | 01:15:34,436 | If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. | If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. |
1227 | 01:15:34,480 | 01:15:38,519 | In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. | In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. |
1228 | 01:15:39,200 | 01:15:41,237 | Now, do you understand everything I've said? | Now, do you understand everything I've said? |
1229 | 01:15:42,840 | 01:15:45,400 | Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. | Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. |
1230 | 01:15:46,520 | 01:15:51,196 | Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me. | Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me. |
1231 | 01:15:55,840 | 01:15:57,558 | So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? | So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? |
1232 | 01:15:58,080 | 01:15:59,878 | Well, yeah. Yeah, we do. | Well, yeah. Yeah, we do. |
1233 | 01:15:59,880 | 01:16:01,234 | Yeah, yeah, we do. | Yeah, yeah, we do. |
1234 | 01:16:01,480 | 01:16:03,790 | In fact, it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem, isn't it? | In fact, it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem, isn't it? |
1235 | 01:16:03,800 | 01:16:06,679 | On a scale of things, you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems. | On a scale of things, you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems. |
1236 | 01:16:06,720 | 01:16:09,678 | And the reason it's such a Mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is, | And the reason it's such a Mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is, |
1237 | 01:16:09,720 | 01:16:12,792 | you don't even got a first idea who did this to us, have ya?! | you don't even got a first idea who did this to us, have ya?! |
1238 | 01:16:13,000 | 01:16:15,719 | Dog, we've been up all night. It's no one from round here. | Dog, we've been up all night. It's no one from round here. |
1239 | 01:16:15,720 | 01:16:17,438 | We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. | We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. |
1240 | 01:16:17,440 | 01:16:19,351 | If he was a toe-rag from out of manor, we'd know. | If he was a toe-rag from out of manor, we'd know. |
1241 | 01:16:19,520 | 01:16:20,396 | We'd know. | We'd know. |
1242 | 01:16:20,720 | 01:16:22,916 | You'd know? You'd fucking know?! | You'd know? You'd fucking know?! |
1243 | 01:16:23,040 | 01:16:25,600 | You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbors! | You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbors! |
1244 | 01:16:25,840 | 01:16:28,753 | Now get out there and find 'em! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya! | Now get out there and find 'em! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya! |
1245 | 01:16:29,040 | 01:16:31,316 | Get out of my fucking sight! You little shit! | Get out of my fucking sight! You little shit! |
1246 | 01:16:43,280 | 01:16:44,634 | Scarface. | Scarface. |
1247 | 01:16:45,680 | 01:16:47,353 | I've watched Scarface. | I've watched Scarface. |
1248 | 01:16:48,200 | 01:16:51,636 | If you wanna know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface. | If you wanna know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface. |
1249 | 01:16:53,720 | 01:16:55,757 | That really inspires confidence, that. | That really inspires confidence, that. |
1250 | 01:16:55,880 | 01:16:57,234 | This guy Rory Breaker... | This guy Rory Breaker... |
1251 | 01:16:57,520 | 01:17:01,036 | Rory Breaker? Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? | Rory Breaker? Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? |
1252 | 01:17:01,320 | 01:17:02,719 | That'll be the same man, yes. | That'll be the same man, yes. |
1253 | 01:17:02,960 | 01:17:05,679 | I heard about him. He's a fucking lunatic. | I heard about him. He's a fucking lunatic. |
1254 | 01:17:05,680 | 01:17:08,240 | Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. | Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. |
1255 | 01:17:08,400 | 01:17:09,629 | It's not worth him giving us any trouble, | It's not worth him giving us any trouble, |
1256 | 01:17:09,800 | 01:17:10,995 | because he knows we'll be a pain in the ass, | because he knows we'll be a pain in the ass, |
1257 | 01:17:11,120 | 01:17:12,440 | and who needs a pain in the ass? | and who needs a pain in the ass? |
1258 | 01:17:12,560 | 01:17:14,631 | I'll take a pain in the ass for half-a-million quid. | I'll take a pain in the ass for half-a-million quid. |
1259 | 01:17:14,760 | 01:17:16,512 | You'd take a pain in the ass for air miles. | You'd take a pain in the ass for air miles. |
1260 | 01:17:16,840 | 01:17:18,672 | Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get. | Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get. |
1261 | 01:17:18,680 | 01:17:20,398 | Will you two stop flirting for a minute? | Will you two stop flirting for a minute? |
1262 | 01:17:20,840 | 01:17:24,515 | After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up... | After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up... |
1263 | 01:17:25,600 | 01:17:27,557 | nearly 200,000 pounds each. | nearly 200,000 pounds each. |
1264 | 01:17:29,320 | 01:17:31,914 | That's not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree. | That's not bad for a morning's work, I think you'll agree. |
1265 | 01:17:43,160 | 01:17:44,673 | So they had the cash. | So they had the cash. |
1266 | 01:17:44,680 | 01:17:45,715 | And the puff. | And the puff. |
1267 | 01:17:45,800 | 01:17:47,359 | Cheeky bastards. | Cheeky bastards. |
1268 | 01:17:47,440 | 01:17:48,555 | Count it. | Count it. |
1269 | 01:17:49,080 | 01:17:52,789 | Shit, Dog, there's a lot. Don't you want to do it next door? | Shit, Dog, there's a lot. Don't you want to do it next door? |
1270 | 01:17:54,120 | 01:17:57,033 | We're not going next door till we've flayed them dead men walking. | We're not going next door till we've flayed them dead men walking. |
1271 | 01:17:58,120 | 01:17:59,440 | We'll count it upstairs. | We'll count it upstairs. |
1272 | 01:17:59,600 | 01:18:01,034 | I don't want 'em to see you fingering their money | I don't want 'em to see you fingering their money |
1273 | 01:18:01,080 | 01:18:02,559 | when they walk through the door. | when they walk through the door. |
1274 | 01:18:02,760 | 01:18:04,080 | But, Dog, look... | But, Dog, look... |
1275 | 01:18:05,600 | 01:18:07,910 | Give us it here... dozy bastard. | Give us it here... dozy bastard. |
1276 | 01:18:11,480 | 01:18:13,869 | Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid. | Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid. |
1277 | 01:18:14,200 | 01:18:16,237 | You wait till they get right inside the door, | You wait till they get right inside the door, |
1278 | 01:18:16,520 | 01:18:18,113 | then you give it to 'em. | then you give it to 'em. |
1279 | 01:18:18,840 | 01:18:21,036 | Give me them shooters, you can use your own. | Give me them shooters, you can use your own. |
1280 | 01:18:32,480 | 01:18:33,311 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1281 | 01:18:33,320 | 01:18:35,311 | That's no way to answer the phone. | That's no way to answer the phone. |
1282 | 01:18:35,560 | 01:18:36,834 | Is that you, Dean? | Is that you, Dean? |
1283 | 01:18:36,880 | 01:18:38,439 | No, it's Lord fucking Lucan. | No, it's Lord fucking Lucan. |
1284 | 01:18:38,520 | 01:18:39,476 | Who d'ya think it is? | Who d'ya think it is? |
1285 | 01:18:39,480 | 01:18:40,754 | What can I do for ya? | What can I do for ya? |
1286 | 01:18:41,160 | 01:18:44,039 | You know those guns I sold ya? I need them back. | You know those guns I sold ya? I need them back. |
1287 | 01:18:44,040 | 01:18:45,030 | Not likely, I'm afraid. | Not likely, I'm afraid. |
1288 | 01:18:45,200 | 01:18:46,713 | I don't think I'll be seeing them again. | I don't think I'll be seeing them again. |
1289 | 01:18:46,840 | 01:18:48,877 | Look, I've got the money to pay for them. | Look, I've got the money to pay for them. |
1290 | 01:18:49,000 | 01:18:51,560 | I'm sure you do, but I don't think you understand. | I'm sure you do, but I don't think you understand. |
1291 | 01:18:51,840 | 01:18:54,229 | I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again. | I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again. |
1292 | 01:18:54,520 | 01:18:55,430 | Can't get them. | Can't get them. |
1293 | 01:18:55,720 | 01:18:57,518 | If we can't get them, we can't get them. | If we can't get them, we can't get them. |
1294 | 01:18:58,000 | 01:18:59,354 | Well, you'll have to fucking get 'em. | Well, you'll have to fucking get 'em. |
1295 | 01:18:59,480 | 01:19:02,438 | Look, we made the fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet. | Look, we made the fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet. |
1296 | 01:19:02,560 | 01:19:05,678 | Inside-out-fucking-side. I don't give a shit. | Inside-out-fucking-side. I don't give a shit. |
1297 | 01:19:06,120 | 01:19:08,191 | You get those guns, because if you don't... | You get those guns, because if you don't... |
1298 | 01:19:08,200 | 01:19:09,429 | Oh, yeah, Bazza, or what? | Oh, yeah, Bazza, or what? |
1299 | 01:19:09,440 | 01:19:11,511 | Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? | Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? |
1300 | 01:19:11,840 | 01:19:14,798 | Otherwise known as, "Hack you up with a hatchet Harry?" | Otherwise known as, "Hack you up with a hatchet Harry?" |
1301 | 01:19:15,600 | 01:19:16,920 | Well, this is... | Well, this is... |
1302 | 01:19:17,680 | 01:19:20,399 | James Bond, need-to-know time. | James Bond, need-to-know time. |
1303 | 01:19:20,720 | 01:19:24,714 | When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. | When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. |
1304 | 01:19:24,960 | 01:19:26,280 | Know what I mean? | Know what I mean? |
1305 | 01:19:31,200 | 01:19:34,556 | I mean, find 'em, torture 'em and kill 'em. | I mean, find 'em, torture 'em and kill 'em. |
1306 | 01:19:34,840 | 01:19:36,797 | And bring back what belongs to me. | And bring back what belongs to me. |
1307 | 01:19:37,080 | 01:19:41,358 | Because if you don't, your family's bang in trouble. | Because if you don't, your family's bang in trouble. |
1308 | 01:19:42,800 | 01:19:43,835 | Who was that? | Who was that? |
1309 | 01:19:44,160 | 01:19:46,231 | That was Harry Horrible Hatchet. | That was Harry Horrible Hatchet. |
1310 | 01:19:46,520 | 01:19:47,669 | Jesus, I've heard of him. | Jesus, I've heard of him. |
1311 | 01:19:48,000 | 01:19:51,277 | We're in shit. They were his fucking guns we sold. | We're in shit. They were his fucking guns we sold. |
1312 | 01:19:51,560 | 01:19:53,039 | We've got to find 'em. | We've got to find 'em. |
1313 | 01:19:53,400 | 01:19:56,472 | Now, no fucking about now, Nick. Where can I find those guns? | Now, no fucking about now, Nick. Where can I find those guns? |
1314 | 01:20:30,320 | 01:20:33,597 | Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road... | Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road... |
1315 | 01:20:37,120 | 01:20:39,714 | We're gonna do a proper decoration job. | We're gonna do a proper decoration job. |
1316 | 01:20:40,440 | 01:20:43,239 | I want the gray skies of London illuminated. | I want the gray skies of London illuminated. |
1317 | 01:20:44,200 | 01:20:45,952 | I want that house painted red. | I want that house painted red. |
1318 | 01:20:48,440 | 01:20:49,316 | All right. | All right. |
1319 | 01:20:49,800 | 01:20:51,837 | There's this brass standing on the corner, right. | There's this brass standing on the corner, right. |
1320 | 01:20:51,960 | 01:20:53,951 | Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase... | Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase... |
1321 | 01:20:54,640 | 01:20:58,634 | Winston, there, is gonna come along and see if he recognizes any of 'em. | Winston, there, is gonna come along and see if he recognizes any of 'em. |
1322 | 01:20:59,480 | 01:21:01,676 | Now watch out for these fellows. | Now watch out for these fellows. |
1323 | 01:21:02,200 | 01:21:03,918 | They've got a bit of an arsenal, | They've got a bit of an arsenal, |
1324 | 01:21:04,480 | 01:21:06,118 | and they don't mind using it. | and they don't mind using it. |
1325 | 01:21:06,400 | 01:21:08,471 | And I'm taking down her panties... | And I'm taking down her panties... |
1326 | 01:21:11,040 | 01:21:13,077 | Now, does everyone here know what they've got to do? | Now, does everyone here know what they've got to do? |
1327 | 01:21:13,200 | 01:21:14,190 | - Yeah. - Yeah. | - Yeah. - Yeah. |
1328 | 01:22:24,880 | 01:22:26,712 | What the fuck is going on? | What the fuck is going on? |
1329 | 01:23:10,960 | 01:23:12,598 | You got something here for me, have ya? | You got something here for me, have ya? |
1330 | 01:23:14,720 | 01:23:16,791 | Come on, chop-chop. | Come on, chop-chop. |
1331 | 01:23:24,520 | 01:23:26,352 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
1332 | 01:23:27,600 | 01:23:29,511 | He's got the guns. Go ahead, you get them. | He's got the guns. Go ahead, you get them. |
1333 | 01:23:29,760 | 01:23:30,670 | Why me? | Why me? |
1334 | 01:23:31,240 | 01:23:32,674 | You're supposed to be the hard case... | You're supposed to be the hard case... |
1335 | 01:23:32,800 | 01:23:34,757 | You go and get the guns! I drive the car! | You go and get the guns! I drive the car! |
1336 | 01:23:40,960 | 01:23:41,836 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
1337 | 01:23:42,120 | 01:23:43,235 | Oh, get the fucking guns! | Oh, get the fucking guns! |
1338 | 01:23:43,360 | 01:23:46,318 | I'm not going to get the fucking guns! You get the fucking guns! | I'm not going to get the fucking guns! You get the fucking guns! |
1339 | 01:23:46,360 | 01:23:47,475 | You fucking... | You fucking... |
1340 | 01:23:51,960 | 01:23:53,678 | All right, wrap them guns up. | All right, wrap them guns up. |
1341 | 01:23:53,960 | 01:23:55,155 | Count the money. | Count the money. |
1342 | 01:23:56,120 | 01:23:57,474 | Put your seat belt on. | Put your seat belt on. |
1343 | 01:23:57,840 | 01:23:58,671 | Fucking guns! | Fucking guns! |
1344 | 01:23:59,000 | 01:24:01,469 | We've got to get the fucking guns, or we're dead! | We've got to get the fucking guns, or we're dead! |
1345 | 01:24:16,680 | 01:24:18,910 | So I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. | So I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. |
1346 | 01:24:33,120 | 01:24:35,270 | Get out of the car, you yuppy fucker! | Get out of the car, you yuppy fucker! |
1347 | 01:25:05,360 | 01:25:06,794 | He's the one we shot in the neck. | He's the one we shot in the neck. |
1348 | 01:25:07,080 | 01:25:09,310 | Is that right, Mr. Botanical? | Is that right, Mr. Botanical? |
1349 | 01:25:36,280 | 01:25:37,156 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
1350 | 01:25:50,520 | 01:25:53,876 | I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? | I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? |
1351 | 01:25:54,080 | 01:25:54,956 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
1352 | 01:25:57,360 | 01:25:59,351 | The money. The gear. | The money. The gear. |
1353 | 01:26:11,840 | 01:26:13,114 | This is fucked. | This is fucked. |
1354 | 01:26:13,800 | 01:26:14,676 | No money. | No money. |
1355 | 01:26:15,560 | 01:26:16,436 | No weed. | No weed. |
1356 | 01:26:17,320 | 01:26:19,550 | It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. | It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. |
1357 | 01:26:20,320 | 01:26:22,038 | All right, don't panic. | All right, don't panic. |
1358 | 01:26:22,680 | 01:26:23,636 | Let's think about this. | Let's think about this. |
1359 | 01:26:23,800 | 01:26:24,995 | No, fuck that. | No, fuck that. |
1360 | 01:26:25,480 | 01:26:28,871 | You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off. | You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off. |
1361 | 01:26:37,480 | 01:26:39,278 | How d'ya get your hands on these then? | How d'ya get your hands on these then? |
1362 | 01:26:39,560 | 01:26:40,789 | The boys had 'em. | The boys had 'em. |
1363 | 01:26:41,040 | 01:26:42,235 | I know ya like these sort of things. | I know ya like these sort of things. |
1364 | 01:26:42,360 | 01:26:43,873 | Wondered if you wanted 'em. | Wondered if you wanted 'em. |
1365 | 01:26:44,600 | 01:26:45,590 | Yeah, I'll have 'em. | Yeah, I'll have 'em. |
1366 | 01:26:47,080 | 01:26:48,593 | Was it hard work getting the money? | Was it hard work getting the money? |
1367 | 01:26:48,640 | 01:26:49,436 | Not especially. | Not especially. |
1368 | 01:26:51,880 | 01:26:53,632 | Upset a few characters though. | Upset a few characters though. |
1369 | 01:26:55,160 | 01:26:56,355 | You counted it? | You counted it? |
1370 | 01:26:56,400 | 01:26:58,311 | Yeah. It's all there, to the pound. | Yeah. It's all there, to the pound. |
1371 | 01:26:58,480 | 01:26:59,879 | And they were gonna pay? | And they were gonna pay? |
1372 | 01:26:59,920 | 01:27:01,911 | Looks like it, but who knows? | Looks like it, but who knows? |
1373 | 01:27:02,280 | 01:27:03,395 | The opportunity was there. | The opportunity was there. |
1374 | 01:27:03,840 | 01:27:06,719 | In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity... | In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity... |
1375 | 01:27:07,000 | 01:27:08,115 | If it's there. | If it's there. |
1376 | 01:27:09,520 | 01:27:10,840 | Good work, Chris. | Good work, Chris. |
1377 | 01:27:18,240 | 01:27:19,913 | We've got to get those guns. | We've got to get those guns. |
1378 | 01:27:20,240 | 01:27:22,959 | This is dangerous shit, Dean. We don't even know who lives there. | This is dangerous shit, Dean. We don't even know who lives there. |
1379 | 01:27:22,960 | 01:27:24,712 | Listen, I don't care who lives there! | Listen, I don't care who lives there! |
1380 | 01:27:24,800 | 01:27:28,156 | All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet. | All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet. |
1381 | 01:27:28,440 | 01:27:29,510 | Fair enough. | Fair enough. |
1382 | 01:27:30,080 | 01:27:31,070 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
1383 | 01:27:54,840 | 01:27:57,354 | I don't think it's the right move. | I don't think it's the right move. |
1384 | 01:27:57,760 | 01:27:58,909 | It's either that, | It's either that, |
1385 | 01:27:59,160 | 01:28:01,959 | the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily. | the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily. |
1386 | 01:28:03,120 | 01:28:04,554 | I'm gonna phone him. | I'm gonna phone him. |
1387 | 01:28:04,920 | 01:28:05,910 | As if he'll care. | As if he'll care. |
1388 | 01:28:06,080 | 01:28:08,356 | He'll care all right. That was supposed to be his money. | He'll care all right. That was supposed to be his money. |
1389 | 01:28:09,080 | 01:28:11,276 | Whether he cares about us or not is different. | Whether he cares about us or not is different. |
1390 | 01:28:11,400 | 01:28:12,754 | Pass me the phone. | Pass me the phone. |
1391 | 01:28:28,920 | 01:28:29,796 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1392 | 01:28:30,640 | 01:28:31,630 | That you, boy? | That you, boy? |
1393 | 01:28:32,000 | 01:28:33,957 | It's Ed, if that's what ya mean. | It's Ed, if that's what ya mean. |
1394 | 01:28:34,240 | 01:28:35,389 | Pay day, isn't it? | Pay day, isn't it? |
1395 | 01:28:36,400 | 01:28:39,392 | Yeah. I wanted to talk to you about that. | Yeah. I wanted to talk to you about that. |
1396 | 01:28:39,920 | 01:28:41,240 | I'll bet you do. | I'll bet you do. |
1397 | 01:28:41,720 | 01:28:43,597 | I've got half-a-million nickers sitting here, | I've got half-a-million nickers sitting here, |
1398 | 01:28:43,760 | 01:28:46,036 | which means some poor sod doesn't. | which means some poor sod doesn't. |
1399 | 01:28:46,320 | 01:28:48,357 | You've been upsetting a few people, boy. | You've been upsetting a few people, boy. |
1400 | 01:28:49,880 | 01:28:51,951 | But that really isn't my concern, is it? | But that really isn't my concern, is it? |
1401 | 01:28:52,560 | 01:28:55,473 | What does concern me... is the guns you had. | What does concern me... is the guns you had. |
1402 | 01:28:56,440 | 01:28:58,750 | And I want to talk to you about that. | And I want to talk to you about that. |
1403 | 01:28:59,280 | 01:29:02,272 | So get your ass over here now, and I do mean now. | So get your ass over here now, and I do mean now. |
1404 | 01:29:37,680 | 01:29:41,469 | Bastard! You fucking bastard! | Bastard! You fucking bastard! |
1405 | 01:29:51,600 | 01:29:53,557 | What the fuck are you doing here? | What the fuck are you doing here? |
1406 | 01:29:55,160 | 01:29:58,152 | What the fuck are you doing here? | What the fuck are you doing here? |
1407 | 01:30:10,120 | 01:30:11,110 | Job well done. | Job well done. |
1408 | 01:30:11,600 | 01:30:13,591 | We made a few quid out of that one. | We made a few quid out of that one. |
1409 | 01:30:14,120 | 01:30:14,916 | Son? | Son? |
1410 | 01:30:15,200 | 01:30:16,599 | Made a few quid, did ya? | Made a few quid, did ya? |
1411 | 01:30:17,520 | 01:30:19,033 | Where's what I want? | Where's what I want? |
1412 | 01:30:20,760 | 01:30:22,034 | You all right down there, mate? | You all right down there, mate? |
1413 | 01:30:22,200 | 01:30:23,679 | Very fucking funny. | Very fucking funny. |
1414 | 01:30:23,880 | 01:30:25,393 | Where's what I want? | Where's what I want? |
1415 | 01:30:26,080 | 01:30:27,639 | I've just left it in the office. | I've just left it in the office. |
1416 | 01:30:27,920 | 01:30:29,911 | We better go to the office and get it. | We better go to the office and get it. |
1417 | 01:30:30,200 | 01:30:32,271 | That's if you want your son to see his next birthday. | That's if you want your son to see his next birthday. |
1418 | 01:30:32,720 | 01:30:34,119 | Now chop-fucking-chop. | Now chop-fucking-chop. |
1419 | 01:30:34,440 | 01:30:36,113 | All right, fair enough. | All right, fair enough. |
1420 | 01:30:37,920 | 01:30:38,876 | Where ya goin'? | Where ya goin'? |
1421 | 01:30:40,120 | 01:30:42,680 | It's a 30-second drive or a five-minute walk. | It's a 30-second drive or a five-minute walk. |
1422 | 01:30:43,720 | 01:30:45,597 | And I couldn't have parked outside. | And I couldn't have parked outside. |
1423 | 01:30:46,080 | 01:30:47,718 | I'd have got a ticket. | I'd have got a ticket. |
1424 | 01:30:48,480 | 01:30:49,959 | I suppose that don't matter now, does it? | I suppose that don't matter now, does it? |
1425 | 01:30:50,120 | 01:30:51,235 | Just be careful. | Just be careful. |
1426 | 01:30:52,280 | 01:30:53,156 | Right. | Right. |
1427 | 01:31:00,840 | 01:31:02,797 | - You and me. - You and who? | - You and me. - You and who? |
1428 | 01:31:03,080 | 01:31:05,230 | You know where the door handle is, Tom. | You know where the door handle is, Tom. |
1429 | 01:31:28,840 | 01:31:30,592 | Oh, no, not again! | Oh, no, not again! |
1430 | 01:31:46,920 | 01:31:48,672 | That's it. I'm off. | That's it. I'm off. |
1431 | 01:31:50,080 | 01:31:53,471 | Tom... that is our bag. | Tom... that is our bag. |
1432 | 01:32:12,200 | 01:32:14,077 | - Ed. - Hold on. | - Ed. - Hold on. |
1433 | 01:32:27,320 | 01:32:28,719 | This is our bag. | This is our bag. |
1434 | 01:32:32,000 | 01:32:33,070 | That's it, we're off. | That's it, we're off. |
1435 | 01:32:33,160 | 01:32:34,878 | I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns. | I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns. |
1436 | 01:32:34,880 | 01:32:35,995 | Tom, don't fuck about! | Tom, don't fuck about! |
1437 | 01:32:36,120 | 01:32:37,030 | I'll see you in the car. | I'll see you in the car. |
1438 | 01:32:37,160 | 01:32:39,231 | - Tom. - It'll only take a minute. | - Tom. - It'll only take a minute. |
1439 | 01:32:54,920 | 01:32:56,240 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
1440 | 01:32:56,840 | 01:32:58,069 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1441 | 01:32:58,200 | 01:33:01,511 | But What I do know is there's no more Harry... | But What I do know is there's no more Harry... |
1442 | 01:33:02,560 | 01:33:04,631 | which means there's no more debt. | which means there's no more debt. |
1443 | 01:33:05,040 | 01:33:07,873 | And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. | And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. |
1444 | 01:33:08,640 | 01:33:11,758 | And there's no problem with the neighbors, because they're all dead. | And there's no problem with the neighbors, because they're all dead. |
1445 | 01:33:12,560 | 01:33:15,393 | And I think, if I get this right... | And I think, if I get this right... |
1446 | 01:33:16,360 | 01:33:19,273 | we haven't done anything wrong, and we're in the clear. | we haven't done anything wrong, and we're in the clear. |
1447 | 01:33:53,080 | 01:33:55,117 | Never... ever... | Never... ever... |
1448 | 01:33:55,360 | 01:34:00,833 | has anyone... ever, been as fucking rude... to me... | has anyone... ever, been as fucking rude... to me... |
1449 | 01:34:02,000 | 01:34:03,638 | as you did! | as you did! |
1450 | 01:34:04,000 | 01:34:05,718 | Fucking... | Fucking... |
1451 | 01:34:06,520 | 01:34:08,158 | bastard! | bastard! |
1452 | 01:34:24,080 | 01:34:25,070 | You all right, mate? | You all right, mate? |
1453 | 01:34:26,480 | 01:34:28,391 | Cheeky bastard. | Cheeky bastard. |
1454 | 01:34:46,600 | 01:34:49,672 | Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. | Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. |
1455 | 01:34:49,960 | 01:34:51,837 | But Chris had to respect the fact | But Chris had to respect the fact |
1456 | 01:34:51,840 | 01:34:55,356 | that he was holding what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. | that he was holding what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. |
1457 | 01:34:55,640 | 01:34:59,110 | And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. | And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. |
1458 | 01:34:59,360 | 01:35:02,352 | 80, without anybody losing too much face, | 80, without anybody losing too much face, |
1459 | 01:35:02,720 | 01:35:06,270 | Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money. | Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money. |
1460 | 01:35:06,480 | 01:35:08,835 | And everybody else got arrested. | And everybody else got arrested. |
1461 | 01:35:13,000 | 01:35:14,559 | He's not one of 'em. | He's not one of 'em. |
1462 | 01:35:29,880 | 01:35:32,520 | I think your dad would like a word with you, Ed. | I think your dad would like a word with you, Ed. |
1463 | 01:35:36,480 | 01:35:37,800 | Where are the others? | Where are the others? |
1464 | 01:35:38,000 | 01:35:40,355 | They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar. | They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar. |
1465 | 01:35:56,440 | 01:35:57,475 | All right, dad? | All right, dad? |
1466 | 01:35:57,720 | 01:35:58,790 | I'm all right. | I'm all right. |
1467 | 01:35:59,080 | 01:36:00,229 | How about yourself? | How about yourself? |
1468 | 01:36:00,520 | 01:36:01,919 | Oh, I'm all right. | Oh, I'm all right. |
1469 | 01:36:03,320 | 01:36:04,833 | Could do with a drink, though. | Could do with a drink, though. |
1470 | 01:36:05,120 | 01:36:07,475 | All in good time, all in good time. | All in good time, all in good time. |
1471 | 01:36:08,320 | 01:36:10,675 | So... you in the clear? | So... you in the clear? |
1472 | 01:36:11,360 | 01:36:13,431 | More importantly, am I? | More importantly, am I? |
1473 | 01:36:15,280 | 01:36:16,509 | It appears so. | It appears so. |
1474 | 01:36:17,520 | 01:36:18,396 | Appears? | Appears? |
1475 | 01:36:19,720 | 01:36:22,553 | You'll have to do better than fucking "appears", my friend. | You'll have to do better than fucking "appears", my friend. |
1476 | 01:36:22,800 | 01:36:26,270 | Well, everybody's dead, dad. I think that's about as clear as you can get. | Well, everybody's dead, dad. I think that's about as clear as you can get. |
1477 | 01:36:27,840 | 01:36:29,114 | How about that drink? | How about that drink? |
1478 | 01:36:29,600 | 01:36:30,920 | You know where the bar is. | You know where the bar is. |
1479 | 01:36:31,320 | 01:36:32,116 | Hey? | Hey? |
1480 | 01:36:34,120 | 01:36:37,033 | Don't make yourself too comfortable. Alan's got to sit there. | Don't make yourself too comfortable. Alan's got to sit there. |
1481 | 01:36:37,160 | 01:36:37,831 | Alan! | Alan! |
1482 | 01:36:41,680 | 01:36:45,799 | You're lucky you're still breathing... let alone able to walk. | You're lucky you're still breathing... let alone able to walk. |
1483 | 01:36:46,120 | 01:36:49,158 | I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. | I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. |
1484 | 01:37:14,880 | 01:37:16,234 | You took your time. | You took your time. |
1485 | 01:37:16,800 | 01:37:18,154 | Where the hell have you been? | Where the hell have you been? |
1486 | 01:37:18,160 | 01:37:20,037 | Sit down, I'll tell ya. | Sit down, I'll tell ya. |
1487 | 01:37:25,880 | 01:37:29,919 | So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodies, | So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodies, |
1488 | 01:37:30,720 | 01:37:33,189 | which sort of puts us in the clear. | which sort of puts us in the clear. |
1489 | 01:37:33,760 | 01:37:38,391 | The only thing connecting us with the case... is those shotguns. | The only thing connecting us with the case... is those shotguns. |
1490 | 01:37:38,720 | 01:37:40,438 | And Tom took care of them. | And Tom took care of them. |
1491 | 01:37:42,000 | 01:37:44,753 | You did take care of the shotguns, didn't you, Tom? | You did take care of the shotguns, didn't you, Tom? |
1492 | 01:37:46,800 | 01:37:48,279 | I wanted to talk to you about that. | I wanted to talk to you about that. |
1493 | 01:37:48,800 | 01:37:50,074 | Well, talk. | Well, talk. |
1494 | 01:37:51,120 | 01:37:53,634 | Well... actually, no. | Well... actually, no. |
1495 | 01:37:55,560 | 01:37:56,755 | I've got them sitting in the car. | I've got them sitting in the car. |
1496 | 01:37:56,920 | 01:37:58,593 | I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek, | I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek, |
1497 | 01:37:58,600 | 01:38:00,398 | but I'm having a bit of trouble getting hold of him. | but I'm having a bit of trouble getting hold of him. |
1498 | 01:38:00,760 | 01:38:02,398 | You dippy bastard. | You dippy bastard. |
1499 | 01:38:02,400 | 01:38:03,276 | So... | So... |
1500 | 01:38:04,280 | 01:38:08,592 | the only thing connecting us with the case... | the only thing connecting us with the case... |
1501 | 01:38:08,760 | 01:38:11,673 | is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?! | is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?! |
1502 | 01:38:11,720 | 01:38:13,472 | They cost us 700 quid. | They cost us 700 quid. |
1503 | 01:38:13,480 | 01:38:15,391 | I'm not gonna throw 'em away. | I'm not gonna throw 'em away. |
1504 | 01:38:16,280 | 01:38:18,715 | And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, are they? | And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, are they? |
1505 | 01:38:19,480 | 01:38:22,632 | Do you really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? | Do you really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? |
1506 | 01:38:22,640 | 01:38:24,199 | Tom, you're a dick. | Tom, you're a dick. |
1507 | 01:38:25,280 | 01:38:27,794 | Now you take those guns, and you throw them off a bridge. | Now you take those guns, and you throw them off a bridge. |
1508 | 01:38:28,400 | 01:38:30,232 | And throw yourself off while you're at it. | And throw yourself off while you're at it. |
1509 | 01:38:30,520 | 01:38:32,397 | Now... Tom. | Now... Tom. |
1510 | 01:38:36,640 | 01:38:37,471 | Look, all I'm... | Look, all I'm... |
1511 | 01:38:37,480 | 01:38:39,118 | - Now, Tom! - Now, Tom! | - Now, Tom! - Now, Tom! |
1512 | 01:38:46,280 | 01:38:48,078 | Can I have a beer, please, dad? | Can I have a beer, please, dad? |
1513 | 01:38:48,360 | 01:38:50,351 | I'm busy. Get it yourself. | I'm busy. Get it yourself. |
1514 | 01:39:07,240 | 01:39:09,550 | It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot... | It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot... |
1515 | 01:39:10,240 | 01:39:12,197 | and it seems to have cost him. | and it seems to have cost him. |
1516 | 01:39:13,440 | 01:39:15,716 | Well, I ain't gonna make the same mistake now, am I? | Well, I ain't gonna make the same mistake now, am I? |
1517 | 01:39:16,840 | 01:39:19,150 | So I've decided to bring your bag back. | So I've decided to bring your bag back. |
1518 | 01:39:21,400 | 01:39:24,472 | I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you". | I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you". |
1519 | 01:39:25,880 | 01:39:27,154 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1520 | 01:39:28,480 | 01:39:30,630 | Now you've presented me with a problem. | Now you've presented me with a problem. |
1521 | 01:39:31,640 | 01:39:33,278 | I've lost my employer. | I've lost my employer. |
1522 | 01:39:35,200 | 01:39:38,511 | So I've taken care of meself... and me son. | So I've taken care of meself... and me son. |
1523 | 01:39:39,840 | 01:39:41,558 | Now if you think that's unfair, | Now if you think that's unfair, |
1524 | 01:39:41,600 | 01:39:43,511 | you come and pay me a little visit. | you come and pay me a little visit. |
1525 | 01:39:44,040 | 01:39:46,077 | But you better be waving a white flag | But you better be waving a white flag |
1526 | 01:39:46,080 | 01:39:48,674 | high and clear, so as I can see it. | high and clear, so as I can see it. |
1527 | 01:39:50,240 | 01:39:52,800 | Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. | Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. |
1528 | 01:39:54,120 | 01:39:55,110 | You understand? | You understand? |
1529 | 01:39:57,600 | 01:39:59,352 | That's all I've come to say. | That's all I've come to say. |
1530 | 01:40:01,880 | 01:40:03,632 | There is one more thing. | There is one more thing. |
1531 | 01:40:06,080 | 01:40:07,479 | It's been emotional. | It's been emotional. |
1532 | 01:40:36,040 | 01:40:38,793 | We are now officially in the money-lending business. | We are now officially in the money-lending business. |
1533 | 01:40:38,840 | 01:40:40,399 | You all right, son? | You all right, son? |
1534 | 01:40:40,920 | 01:40:42,831 | Put your seat belt on. | Put your seat belt on. |
1535 | 01:40:43,040 | 01:40:44,394 | We're out of here. | We're out of here. |
1536 | 01:40:53,360 | 01:40:54,555 | It's empty. | It's empty. |
1537 | 01:42:05,840 | 01:42:07,194 | - What's his number? - What's his number? | - What's his number? - What's his number? |
1538 | 01:42:14,360 | 01:42:17,034 | Don't, don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him. | Don't, don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him. |
1539 | 01:42:24,960 | 01:42:26,155 | My fucking battery. | My fucking battery. |
1540 | 01:42:26,160 | 01:42:27,878 | - Oh, you... - Give me the phone! Give me the phone! | - Oh, you... - Give me the phone! Give me the phone! |
1541 | 01:42:27,920 | 01:42:29,672 | - No, fuck off! I'll dial it! - Give me the phone! | - No, fuck off! I'll dial it! - Give me the phone! |
1542 | 01:42:29,680 | 01:42:31,910 | - Just be calm for a minute. -All right, shut up and tell me the number! | - Just be calm for a minute. -All right, shut up and tell me the number! |
1543 | 01:42:42,720 | 01:42:43,949 | Fuck you! Give me your phone! | Fuck you! Give me your phone! |
1544 | 01:42:44,120 | 01:42:46,589 | - You'll break it! Just calm down! - Give me the phone! | - You'll break it! Just calm down! - Give me the phone! |
1545 | 01:42:51,000 | 01:42:53,230 | Look, you'll break it, and it'll be fucked, won't it? | Look, you'll break it, and it'll be fucked, won't it? |
1546 | 01:42:53,360 | 01:42:56,034 | Will you shut! It's fucking ringing! | Will you shut! It's fucking ringing! |