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1 00:00:24,943 00:00:28,113 [typing] [typing]
2 00:00:28,321 00:00:34,119 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
3 00:00:56,433 00:01:03,023 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
4 00:01:13,992 00:01:23,991 [drumming] [drumming]
5 00:01:29,841 00:01:39,840 [drumming] [drumming]
6 00:01:41,770 00:01:42,854 [exhales] [exhales]
7 00:01:43,063 00:01:47,275 [drumming] [drumming]
8 00:01:47,484 00:01:50,612 WOMAN: Lettuce, tomato, onion. WOMAN: Lettuce, tomato, onion.
9 00:01:50,820 00:01:52,822 Uh, pickles. Uh, pickles.
10 00:01:53,031 00:01:55,325 And tzatziki sauce. And tzatziki sauce.
11 00:01:55,533 00:01:57,577 Oh, and, uh, a little hot sauce, too. Oh, and, uh, a little hot sauce, too.
12 00:01:57,786 00:01:59,913 MAN: Hot sauce, okay. MAN: Hot sauce, okay.
13 00:02:00,121 00:02:04,292 [drumming] [drumming]
14 00:02:04,501 00:02:06,127 Hi. Hi.
15 00:02:06,336 00:02:08,004 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
16 00:02:08,213 00:02:10,465 You're welcome. God bless. You're welcome. God bless.
17 00:02:10,673 00:02:20,672 [drumming] [drumming]
18 00:02:21,476 00:02:22,310 Hi! Hi!
19 00:02:22,519 00:02:23,728 Hey, lady. Hey, lady.
20 00:02:23,937 00:02:26,940 "O God, why do you cast us off forever? "O God, why do you cast us off forever?
21 00:02:27,148 00:02:28,149 Why does your anger smoke Why does your anger smoke
22 00:02:28,358 00:02:31,027 against the sheep of your pasture? against the sheep of your pasture?
23 00:02:31,236 00:02:34,864 Remember your congregation, which you acquired long ago, Remember your congregation, which you acquired long ago,
24 00:02:35,073 00:02:37,158 which you redeemed to be the tribe of your heritage." which you redeemed to be the tribe of your heritage."
25 00:02:37,367 00:02:40,620 [telephone rings] [telephone rings]
26 00:02:40,829 00:02:42,372 Can I just... Can I just...
27 00:02:42,580 00:02:43,748 [ring] [ring]
28 00:02:45,542 00:02:48,086 Sisters of Mercy. Sisters of Mercy.
29 00:02:48,294 00:02:50,588 Who? Colleen? Who? Colleen?
30 00:02:50,797 00:02:53,716 No, we don't have any sisters named that. No, we don't have any sisters named that.
31 00:02:55,552 00:02:58,263 No, ma'am, I don't know. No, ma'am, I don't know.
32 00:02:58,471 00:03:00,765 Do you know which order? Do you know which order?
33 00:03:00,974 00:03:03,268 Oh, yeah, then I definitely don't know. Oh, yeah, then I definitely don't know.
34 00:03:03,476 00:03:06,229 There are so many. I'm sorry. There are so many. I'm sorry.
35 00:03:07,730 00:03:09,899 Oh, that's okay. Oh, that's okay.
36 00:03:10,108 00:03:12,235 Hope you find her. God bless. Hope you find her. God bless.
37 00:03:16,156 00:03:22,287
38 00:03:22,495 00:03:27,876 [muffled conversation] [muffled conversation]
39 00:03:28,084 00:03:38,083
40 00:03:43,057 00:03:53,056
41 00:03:55,778 00:03:58,072 GEORGE W. BUSH: I think the people understand. GEORGE W. BUSH: I think the people understand.
42 00:03:58,281 00:04:01,910 I'm a war president. I'm a war president.
43 00:04:02,118 00:04:04,537 I hear the voices, and I read the front page, I hear the voices, and I read the front page,
44 00:04:04,746 00:04:07,540 and I know the speculation, but I'm the decider. and I know the speculation, but I'm the decider.
45 00:04:07,749 00:04:10,460 But I'm the decider. But I'm the decider.
46 00:04:10,668 00:04:15,590 MAN: And I ask you whether you recall the title of that PDB. MAN: And I ask you whether you recall the title of that PDB.
47 00:04:15,798 00:04:17,467 CONDOLEEZZA RICE: I believe the title was CONDOLEEZZA RICE: I believe the title was
48 00:04:17,675 00:04:21,763 Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States. Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States.
49 00:04:21,971 00:04:23,890
50 00:04:24,098 00:04:26,809 MAN: You know that, that old Beach Boys song Barbara Ann? MAN: You know that, that old Beach Boys song Barbara Ann?
51 00:04:27,018 00:04:28,311 WOMAN: We're going to do what we have to do WOMAN: We're going to do what we have to do
52 00:04:28,519 00:04:30,271 to protect the United States of America. to protect the United States of America.
53 00:04:30,480 00:04:31,648 MAN: The message of these brave men and women MAN: The message of these brave men and women
54 00:04:31,856 00:04:35,902 who are serving over there is "Let us win." who are serving over there is "Let us win."
55 00:04:36,110 00:04:37,403 [screaming] [screaming]
56 00:04:37,612 00:04:39,697 BUSH: And night fell on a different world, BUSH: And night fell on a different world,
57 00:04:39,906 00:04:42,909 on a world where freedom itself is under attack. on a world where freedom itself is under attack.
58 00:04:43,117 00:04:43,952 [screaming] [screaming]
59 00:04:56,214 00:04:57,423 [turns off water] [turns off water]
60 00:05:01,135 00:05:02,553 Sorry. Sorry.
61 00:05:02,762 00:05:04,055 You're Debbie's friend. You're Debbie's friend.
62 00:05:04,264 00:05:05,098 Yeah. Yeah.
63 00:05:05,306 00:05:07,141 You're the nun. [giggles] You're the nun. [giggles]
64 00:05:07,350 00:05:08,893 Um, yeah... Um, yeah...
65 00:05:09,102 00:05:12,647 So, you, like, devoted your life to Christ and everything? So, you, like, devoted your life to Christ and everything?
66 00:05:12,855 00:05:14,607 [women snickering] [women snickering]
67 00:05:14,816 00:05:15,984 You did. You did.
68 00:05:16,192 00:05:17,735 I thought the show was really creative. I thought the show was really creative.
69 00:05:17,944 00:05:19,362 Thank you. That's all right. I don't want to mess with you. Thank you. That's all right. I don't want to mess with you.
70 00:05:19,570 00:05:22,073 It's just I've never seen one before. It's just I've never seen one before.
71 00:05:22,282 00:05:23,992 I've never seen a real live nun before. I've never seen a real live nun before.
72 00:05:24,200 00:05:24,993 It's okay. It's okay.
73 00:05:25,201 00:05:26,244 Sorry. Sorry.
74 00:05:26,452 00:05:28,496 Do you wanna do some blow with us? Do you wanna do some blow with us?
75 00:05:28,705 00:05:30,957 Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't.
76 00:05:31,165 00:05:32,500 Sorry. Thanks. Sorry. Thanks.
77 00:05:32,709 00:05:34,919 COLLEEN: I have no idea how you would get, like, COLLEEN: I have no idea how you would get, like,
78 00:05:35,128 00:05:37,714 I don't know, like a record deal or a record company I don't know, like a record deal or a record company
79 00:05:37,922 00:05:39,507 or any of that, but... or any of that, but...
80 00:05:39,716 00:05:41,509 I just think like, you're so talented, I just think like, you're so talented,
81 00:05:41,718 00:05:44,387 and, and if you can, then, and if you'd like to, and, and if you can, then, and if you'd like to,
82 00:05:44,595 00:05:45,763 then you should, then you should,
83 00:05:45,972 00:05:47,932 you should share your gift with the world. you should share your gift with the world.
84 00:05:49,892 00:05:51,311 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
85 00:05:51,519 00:05:54,397 Just that's what my parents always told me. Just that's what my parents always told me.
86 00:05:56,816 00:06:00,945 ANNOUNCER: The next Manhattan-bound L train ANNOUNCER: The next Manhattan-bound L train
87 00:06:01,154 00:06:05,491 will depart in approximately 37 minutes. will depart in approximately 37 minutes.
88 00:06:05,700 00:06:14,334 [sustained note playing on organ] [sustained note playing on organ]
89 00:06:14,542 00:06:23,885
90 00:06:24,093 00:06:25,553 [note stops] [note stops]
91 00:06:25,762 00:06:28,139 Sorry. Sorry.
92 00:06:28,348 00:06:33,728 [playing organ] [playing organ]
93 00:06:33,936 00:06:37,065 REVEREND MOTHER: Do you remember what I said to you REVEREND MOTHER: Do you remember what I said to you
94 00:06:37,273 00:06:40,860 when you first joined our order, Joan of Arc? when you first joined our order, Joan of Arc?
95 00:06:41,069 00:06:42,612 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
96 00:06:42,820 00:06:46,532 Do you think I was right? Do you think I was right?
97 00:06:46,741 00:06:49,160 No. No.
98 00:06:49,369 00:06:50,411 You think I was wrong. You think I was wrong.
99 00:06:54,957 00:06:56,334 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
100 00:07:02,882 00:07:06,302 You're very close to your first vows, You're very close to your first vows,
101 00:07:06,511 00:07:10,723 and I'm having trouble believing that you're really devoted-- and I'm having trouble believing that you're really devoted--
102 00:07:10,932 00:07:12,183 I am devoted. I am devoted.
103 00:07:12,392 00:07:13,559 Sorry. Sorry.
104 00:07:17,105 00:07:20,024 I don't want you to not have fun. I don't want you to not have fun.
105 00:07:20,233 00:07:21,943 You're young. You should have fun. You're young. You should have fun.
106 00:07:22,151 00:07:23,986 But if this community isn't offering you But if this community isn't offering you
107 00:07:24,195 00:07:25,822 enough fun already... enough fun already...
108 00:07:31,953 00:07:33,287 What's wrong? What's wrong?
109 00:07:41,295 00:07:43,464 Hey. Hey.
110 00:07:43,673 00:07:45,466 I like your sunglasses. I like your sunglasses.
111 00:07:48,094 00:07:50,054 Thanks. Thanks.
112 00:07:50,263 00:07:51,556 [typing] [typing]
113 00:07:59,230 00:08:09,229 [drumming] [drumming]
114 00:08:13,369 00:08:19,250 [drumming] [drumming]
115 00:08:19,459 00:08:29,458 [drumming] [drumming]
116 00:08:34,098 00:08:44,097
117 00:08:46,611 00:08:52,825
118 00:08:53,034 00:08:54,494 [clears throat] [clears throat]
119 00:08:54,702 00:09:03,044
120 00:09:03,252 00:09:04,837 [clears throat] [clears throat]
121 00:09:08,090 00:09:10,718 You want to borrow my car, don't you? You want to borrow my car, don't you?
122 00:09:13,012 00:09:14,889 For how long? For how long?
123 00:09:16,766 00:09:20,520 Um, I don't know. Um, I don't know.
124 00:09:20,728 00:09:22,188 Three or four days. Three or four days.
125 00:09:22,396 00:09:25,942 You must tell me a number and stick with it. You must tell me a number and stick with it.
126 00:09:31,322 00:09:34,534 It took God six days to create the universe. It took God six days to create the universe.
127 00:09:34,742 00:09:39,622 You should be able to get your act together in five. You should be able to get your act together in five.
128 00:09:39,830 00:09:42,291 Okay. Okay.
129 00:09:42,500 00:09:44,544 Okay, five days. Okay, five days.
130 00:09:47,630 00:09:49,632 Use the time wisely, Sister. Use the time wisely, Sister.
131 00:09:49,840 00:09:57,056
132 00:09:57,265 00:10:03,771 ♪ Take my life and let it be ♪ ♪ Take my life and let it be ♪
133 00:10:03,980 00:10:10,611 ♪ consecrated, Lord, to Thee ♪ ♪ consecrated, Lord, to Thee ♪
134 00:10:10,820 00:10:17,076 ♪ Take my hands and let them move ♪ ♪ Take my hands and let them move ♪
135 00:10:17,285 00:10:24,000 ♪ at the impulse of thy love ♪ ♪ at the impulse of thy love ♪
136 00:10:24,208 00:10:30,631 ♪ at the impulse of thy love ♪ ♪ at the impulse of thy love ♪
137 00:10:30,840 00:10:37,179 ♪ Take my lips and let them be ♪ ♪ Take my lips and let them be ♪
138 00:10:37,388 00:10:44,186 ♪ filled with messages from Thee ♪ ♪ filled with messages from Thee ♪
139 00:10:44,395 00:10:50,943 ♪ Take my silver and my gold ♪ ♪ Take my silver and my gold ♪
140 00:10:51,152 00:10:57,825 ♪ not a mite would I withhold ♪ ♪ not a mite would I withhold ♪
141 00:10:58,034 00:11:04,915 ♪ not a mite would I withhold ♪ ♪ not a mite would I withhold ♪
142 00:11:05,124 00:11:11,714 ♪ Take my love; my God, I pour ♪ ♪ Take my love; my God, I pour ♪
143 00:11:11,922 00:11:18,554 ♪ at thy feet its treasure store ♪ ♪ at thy feet its treasure store ♪
144 00:11:18,763 00:11:25,519 ♪ Take myself, and I will be ♪ ♪ Take myself, and I will be ♪
145 00:11:25,728 00:11:32,568 ♪ ever, only, all for thee ♪ ♪ ever, only, all for thee ♪
146 00:11:32,777 00:11:38,491 ♪ ever, only, all for thee ♪ ♪ ever, only, all for thee ♪
147 00:11:38,699 00:11:48,698
148 00:11:53,756 00:12:03,755
149 00:12:08,979 00:12:16,529 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
150 00:13:06,662 00:13:08,539 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
151 00:13:12,710 00:13:13,753 Hello? Hello?
152 00:13:37,610 00:13:38,736 Jacob? Jacob?
153 00:13:44,116 00:13:45,075 Hello? Hello?
154 00:13:56,796 00:14:01,467 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
155 00:14:01,675 00:14:11,674
156 00:14:15,940 00:14:25,939
157 00:14:31,831 00:14:41,830
158 00:14:47,596 00:14:57,595
159 00:15:00,442 00:15:05,531 [microwave humming] [microwave humming]
160 00:15:08,701 00:15:09,952 [soft banging] [soft banging]
161 00:15:16,792 00:15:19,587 TV NARRATOR: Starlings are medium-sized passerines. TV NARRATOR: Starlings are medium-sized passerines.
162 00:15:19,795 00:15:23,090 The shortest-bodied species is Kenrick's starling, The shortest-bodied species is Kenrick's starling,
163 00:15:23,299 00:15:25,885 but the lightest-weight species is Abbott's starling but the lightest-weight species is Abbott's starling
164 00:15:26,093 00:15:28,846 [lock turns in door] [lock turns in door]
165 00:15:33,767 00:15:35,227 Holy cow. Holy cow.
166 00:15:36,645 00:15:37,897 Hi, Dad. Hi, Dad.
167 00:15:46,739 00:15:48,324 You look great. You look great.
168 00:15:51,452 00:15:53,495 You smell a little weird. You smell a little weird.
169 00:15:57,583 00:16:00,544 You smell like always. You smell like always.
170 00:16:00,753 00:16:02,254 [dog barks] [dog barks]
171 00:16:02,463 00:16:04,465 Oh, Chiclet! Oh, Chiclet!
172 00:16:04,673 00:16:06,508 The more things change, huh? The more things change, huh?
173 00:16:06,717 00:16:07,760 Hi! Hi!
174 00:16:07,968 00:16:09,011 Joani! Joani!
175 00:16:09,219 00:16:10,262 JOANI: I'm getting the bags! JOANI: I'm getting the bags!
176 00:16:10,471 00:16:12,222 BILL: Joani, get in here, now! BILL: Joani, get in here, now!
177 00:16:14,892 00:16:16,769 [approaching footsteps] [approaching footsteps]
178 00:16:22,149 00:16:23,525 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
179 00:16:24,860 00:16:27,279 Oh! Oh!
180 00:16:27,488 00:16:30,574 Oh, sweet pea. Oh, sweet pea.
181 00:16:32,326 00:16:34,328 Oh, you're home. Oh, you're home.
182 00:16:34,536 00:16:35,663 Oh, you're home! Oh, you're home!
183 00:16:35,871 00:16:38,415 Sweet pea! Sweet pea!
184 00:16:38,624 00:16:40,584 BILL: Mmm! JOANI: Oh! BILL: Mmm! JOANI: Oh!
185 00:16:42,628 00:16:45,547 BILL: Look what the cat dragged in. BILL: Look what the cat dragged in.
186 00:16:45,756 00:16:46,590 Hey, Colleen. Hey, Colleen.
187 00:16:46,799 00:16:48,258 Hey, Tricia. Hey, Tricia.
188 00:16:53,347 00:16:56,183 Did you, did you get my emails? Did you, did you get my emails?
189 00:16:56,392 00:16:57,559 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
190 00:16:57,768 00:16:58,727 Yeah? Yeah?
191 00:16:58,936 00:17:02,272 Um, I'm on, um, medicine now. Um, I'm on, um, medicine now.
192 00:17:02,481 00:17:03,941 Did you know that? Did you know that?
193 00:17:05,484 00:17:06,652 That's good, Mom. That's good, Mom.
194 00:17:06,860 00:17:11,490 Yeah. I'm so happy you're home. Yeah. I'm so happy you're home.
195 00:17:11,699 00:17:14,576 Did you see your brother? Did you say hi? Did you see your brother? Did you say hi?
196 00:17:14,785 00:17:15,995 I didn't know he was home until-- I didn't know he was home until--
197 00:17:16,203 00:17:17,496 Oh, I'm going to go, I'm going to go get him. Oh, I'm going to go, I'm going to go get him.
198 00:17:17,705 00:17:18,539 No, you don't have to do that. No, you don't have to do that.
199 00:17:18,747 00:17:19,665 Yes, I'm going to go get him. Yes, I'm going to go get him.
200 00:17:19,873 00:17:21,667 Mom! Mom!
201 00:17:21,875 00:17:23,335 Mom! Mom!
202 00:17:25,838 00:17:28,382 Hey, want to see something cool? Hey, want to see something cool?
203 00:17:30,175 00:17:31,969 Hey, come on. Hey, come on.
204 00:17:36,056 00:17:37,558 BILL ON TV: Are you looking for a band BILL ON TV: Are you looking for a band
205 00:17:37,766 00:17:40,269 for your wedding, birthday, or corporate event? for your wedding, birthday, or corporate event?
206 00:17:40,477 00:17:42,813 Pro-Star Entertainment has a wide variety of musicians Pro-Star Entertainment has a wide variety of musicians
207 00:17:43,022 00:17:44,481 for your every need. for your every need.
208 00:17:44,690 00:17:46,817 From smooth jazz to classic rock, From smooth jazz to classic rock,
209 00:17:47,026 00:17:49,028 country, calypso, and beyond. country, calypso, and beyond.
210 00:17:49,236 00:17:50,487 Our professional attitude... Our professional attitude...
211 00:17:50,696 00:17:53,657 COLLEEN: Oh, wow. COLLEEN: Oh, wow.
212 00:17:53,866 00:17:55,075 What? What?
213 00:17:55,284 00:17:56,744 Pretty neat, right? Pretty neat, right?
214 00:17:56,952 00:17:57,870 BILL ON TV: Give Pro-Star Entertainment BILL ON TV: Give Pro-Star Entertainment
215 00:17:58,078 00:18:00,039 a call today at (828) PRO-STAR. a call today at (828) PRO-STAR.
216 00:18:00,247 00:18:02,166 That was really something. That was really something.
217 00:18:02,374 00:18:08,005 [drumming] [drumming]
218 00:18:08,213 00:18:10,507 I hope you're still hungry for dinner. I hope you're still hungry for dinner.
219 00:18:10,716 00:18:14,636 [drumming] [drumming]
220 00:18:14,845 00:18:16,764 The latest polls show a majority of Americans The latest polls show a majority of Americans
221 00:18:16,972 00:18:18,766 think Democratic senator Joe Biden think Democratic senator Joe Biden
222 00:18:18,974 00:18:21,560 won last night's vice presidential debate. won last night's vice presidential debate.
223 00:18:21,769 00:18:30,569 [drumming] [drumming]
224 00:18:32,404 00:18:35,199 So, you really stuck with that vegetarian thing, huh? So, you really stuck with that vegetarian thing, huh?
225 00:18:35,407 00:18:36,867 Yep. Yep.
226 00:18:37,076 00:18:39,411 When you were little, all you wanted were nuggets. When you were little, all you wanted were nuggets.
227 00:18:39,620 00:18:41,288 [telephone rings] Chicken nuggets. [telephone rings] Chicken nuggets.
228 00:18:41,497 00:18:45,501 "Papa" nuggets, remember? Big ol' papa nugget. "Papa" nuggets, remember? Big ol' papa nugget.
229 00:18:45,709 00:18:47,586 [ring] [ring]
230 00:18:47,795 00:18:51,173 Oh, man, this really hits the spot. Oh, man, this really hits the spot.
231 00:18:51,381 00:18:52,174 [ring] [ring]
232 00:18:53,717 00:18:55,052 Is anybody going to get that? Is anybody going to get that?
233 00:18:55,260 00:18:57,054 [ring] [ring]
234 00:18:59,932 00:19:04,728 They wanna put your brother on CNN. They wanna put your brother on CNN.
235 00:19:04,937 00:19:08,690 [ring] [ring]
236 00:19:08,899 00:19:12,152 [drumming] [drumming]
237 00:19:12,361 00:19:22,360 [drumming] [drumming]
238 00:19:27,918 00:19:37,917 [drumming] [drumming]
239 00:19:46,895 00:19:47,980 [knock on door] [knock on door]
240 00:19:48,188 00:19:49,398 BILL: Colleen? BILL: Colleen?
241 00:19:50,816 00:19:51,817 Colleen. Colleen.
242 00:19:52,025 00:19:53,819 Yeah? Yeah?
243 00:19:54,027 00:19:55,237 Your mom and I are dropping Tricia off Your mom and I are dropping Tricia off
244 00:19:55,445 00:19:57,030 and heading into the office. and heading into the office.
245 00:19:57,239 00:19:59,658 Are you going to be okay here by yourself? Are you going to be okay here by yourself?
246 00:19:59,867 00:20:02,369 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
247 00:20:02,578 00:20:07,624 Hey, give your brother some space, okay? Hey, give your brother some space, okay?
248 00:20:07,833 00:20:09,418 Okay. Okay.
249 00:20:11,670 00:20:13,380 LITTLE COLLEEN: We love you, Mama and Papa! LITTLE COLLEEN: We love you, Mama and Papa!
250 00:20:13,589 00:20:16,049 We think that you're the bee's knees! We think that you're the bee's knees!
251 00:20:16,258 00:20:17,467 LITTLE JACOB: We're happy you got married LITTLE JACOB: We're happy you got married
252 00:20:17,676 00:20:19,803 and gave birth to Colleen and me. and gave birth to Colleen and me.
253 00:20:22,181 00:20:25,392 You help us with our homework. You take us to the zoo. You help us with our homework. You take us to the zoo.
254 00:20:25,601 00:20:27,436 LITTLE JACOB: And that's why on this special day, LITTLE JACOB: And that's why on this special day,
255 00:20:27,644 00:20:29,938 we're saying Happy Anniversary to you! we're saying Happy Anniversary to you!
256 00:20:30,147 00:20:31,398 LITTLE COLLEEN: We know you'll never leave us, LITTLE COLLEEN: We know you'll never leave us,
257 00:20:31,607 00:20:32,482 and we swear on the stars above... and we swear on the stars above...
258 00:20:32,691 00:20:34,067 [pounding on door] [pounding on door]
259 00:20:34,276 00:20:35,110 LITTLE JACOB: To be good for you forever LITTLE JACOB: To be good for you forever
260 00:20:35,319 00:20:36,028 and give you all our love! and give you all our love!
261 00:20:36,236 00:20:38,447 MAN: Welcome wagon! MAN: Welcome wagon!
262 00:20:38,655 00:20:40,991 BOTH: Happy Anniversary! BOTH: Happy Anniversary!
263 00:20:43,702 00:20:47,623 Uh, hey, there. Is Jacob home? Uh, hey, there. Is Jacob home?
264 00:20:47,831 00:20:53,503 Uh, I don't think he's taking any visitors right now. Uh, I don't think he's taking any visitors right now.
265 00:20:53,712 00:20:56,173 Wait a second. Shoot. Colleen? Wait a second. Shoot. Colleen?
266 00:20:57,424 00:20:58,592 Yeah. Yeah.
267 00:20:58,800 00:21:01,261 Look at you, girl, all grown up! Look at you, girl, all grown up!
268 00:21:01,470 00:21:03,597 Like a, like a librarian or something. Like a, like a librarian or something.
269 00:21:03,805 00:21:06,016 I barely recognized you without all the, uh, the, I barely recognized you without all the, uh, the,
270 00:21:06,225 00:21:08,101 you know, the Marilyn Manson stuff on your face. you know, the Marilyn Manson stuff on your face.
271 00:21:08,310 00:21:13,273 It's like the ugly duckling has turned into a beautiful swan. It's like the ugly duckling has turned into a beautiful swan.
272 00:21:13,482 00:21:16,693 [drumming] [drumming]
273 00:21:16,902 00:21:20,364 So, uh, we should come back a little later, then? So, uh, we should come back a little later, then?
274 00:21:20,572 00:21:25,744 [drumming] [drumming]
275 00:21:25,953 00:21:27,204 [whistles] [whistles]
276 00:21:27,412 00:21:35,420 [drumming] [drumming]
277 00:21:35,629 00:21:45,628 [drumming] [drumming]
278 00:21:51,395 00:22:01,394 [drumming] [drumming]
279 00:22:06,868 00:22:08,036 [knocks] [knocks]
280 00:22:08,245 00:22:13,959 [drumming] [drumming]
281 00:22:14,167 00:22:24,166 [drumming] [drumming]
282 00:22:24,636 00:22:26,513 [drumming stops] [drumming stops]
283 00:22:26,722 00:22:28,765 Jacob? Jacob?
284 00:22:28,974 00:22:31,310 JACOB: Who is it? JACOB: Who is it?
285 00:22:31,518 00:22:34,062 Uh... Uh...
286 00:22:34,271 00:22:35,647 It's your sister. It's your sister.
287 00:22:43,405 00:22:46,658 [door creaks] [door creaks]
288 00:22:47,784 00:22:49,286 Welcome home. Welcome home.
289 00:22:53,790 00:22:54,916 Thanks. Thanks.
290 00:22:56,710 00:22:58,170 You look different. You look different.
291 00:23:08,055 00:23:10,640 Is it okay to hug you? Is it okay to hug you?
292 00:23:10,849 00:23:11,850 Sure. Sure.
293 00:23:22,402 00:23:23,904 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
294 00:23:24,112 00:23:27,616 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
295 00:23:27,824 00:23:28,700 I love you. I love you.
296 00:23:37,626 00:23:39,669 Do you wanna hang out? Do you wanna hang out?
297 00:23:39,878 00:23:41,546 Not really. Not really.
298 00:23:47,928 00:23:50,680
299 00:23:50,889 00:23:52,682 [locks door] [locks door]
300 00:23:52,891 00:24:02,890
301 00:24:08,698 00:24:18,697
302 00:24:23,630 00:24:24,673 Emily. Emily.
303 00:24:24,881 00:24:27,467 Oh, my god. Colleen! Oh, my god. Colleen!
304 00:24:27,676 00:24:30,345 You should tell me when you're back in town! You should tell me when you're back in town!
305 00:24:30,554 00:24:32,973 Well, it's an unexpected visit. Well, it's an unexpected visit.
306 00:24:33,181 00:24:36,643 Oh, my god! You're, like, a real nun now. Oh, my god! You're, like, a real nun now.
307 00:24:36,852 00:24:39,229 Almost. Almost.
308 00:24:39,438 00:24:42,816 Everybody's talking about your brother. Everybody's talking about your brother.
309 00:24:43,024 00:24:45,652 His whole face, huh? His whole face, huh?
310 00:24:45,861 00:24:46,736 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
311 00:24:46,945 00:24:48,697 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
312 00:24:48,905 00:24:50,824 I had such a crush on him in high school. I had such a crush on him in high school.
313 00:24:52,409 00:24:55,287 I was at my parents' vacation house, I was at my parents' vacation house,
314 00:24:55,495 00:24:57,372 but they didn't actually say I could be there, but they didn't actually say I could be there,
315 00:24:57,581 00:25:01,084 so technically I was squatting. so technically I was squatting.
316 00:25:03,503 00:25:05,589 Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
317 00:25:05,797 00:25:09,676 Yeah, remember this place? Yeah, remember this place?
318 00:25:09,885 00:25:11,553 It looks exactly the same. It looks exactly the same.
319 00:25:19,394 00:25:23,440 I'm gonna go take a shower, wash off the granola. I'm gonna go take a shower, wash off the granola.
320 00:25:23,648 00:25:25,275 Make yourself at home. Make yourself at home.
321 00:25:25,484 00:25:26,526 Okay. Okay.
322 00:25:39,956 00:25:42,459 [shower running] [shower running]
323 00:25:42,667 00:25:47,422
324 00:25:47,631 00:25:48,924 EMILY: I came into work, and he was like, EMILY: I came into work, and he was like,
325 00:25:49,132 00:25:51,510 "You're ugly, and you have a bad personality," "You're ugly, and you have a bad personality,"
326 00:25:51,718 00:25:54,679 and so I hit him in the eyes. and so I hit him in the eyes.
327 00:25:54,888 00:25:58,808 And then he had to get surgery, but that was his fault because-- And then he had to get surgery, but that was his fault because--
328 00:25:59,017 00:26:01,728 Yeah, yeah, and I had to listen to them Yeah, yeah, and I had to listen to them
329 00:26:01,937 00:26:03,522 talk about how great they are talk about how great they are
330 00:26:03,730 00:26:08,360 and, like, how they're doing this artist residency and, like, how they're doing this artist residency
331 00:26:08,568 00:26:10,904 in Barcelona and all these things. in Barcelona and all these things.
332 00:26:11,112 00:26:13,240 And that's annoying, but then I realized... And that's annoying, but then I realized...
333 00:26:19,663 00:26:20,872 Wow. Wow.
334 00:26:23,416 00:26:25,877 I hope this is okay. I hope this is okay.
335 00:26:26,086 00:26:27,587 Whatever, dude. Whatever, dude.
336 00:26:31,716 00:26:33,552 You sure you don't want one? You sure you don't want one?
337 00:26:36,805 00:26:38,807 Is that like a nun thing? Is that like a nun thing?
338 00:26:39,015 00:26:41,935 It's still a Colleen thing. It's still a Colleen thing.
339 00:26:42,143 00:26:43,520 Wow. Wow.
340 00:26:46,398 00:26:49,568 Do you still have your V-card? Do you still have your V-card?
341 00:26:49,776 00:26:51,778 Lifetime member. Lifetime member.
342 00:26:51,987 00:26:53,071 [Emily laughs] [Emily laughs]
343 00:26:53,280 00:26:56,241 How were we friends in high school? How were we friends in high school?
344 00:26:57,576 00:27:00,537 No one else liked us. No one else liked us.
345 00:27:00,745 00:27:03,915 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
346 00:27:04,124 00:27:06,167 So, why did you move home? So, why did you move home?
347 00:27:11,798 00:27:14,759 [chickens clucking] [chickens clucking]
348 00:27:14,968 00:27:19,222 We are here inside the Findlay Corp chicken farm. We are here inside the Findlay Corp chicken farm.
349 00:27:19,431 00:27:24,519 Findlay slaughters thousands of innocent birds every day. Findlay slaughters thousands of innocent birds every day.
350 00:27:24,728 00:27:26,855 That's awful. That's awful.
351 00:27:27,063 00:27:31,901 Yeah, so, I had to get out of Michigan pretty fast. Yeah, so, I had to get out of Michigan pretty fast.
352 00:27:32,110 00:27:34,070 Do Rick and Sherry know? Do Rick and Sherry know?
353 00:27:34,279 00:27:37,657 No, they just think I'm a screw-up. No, they just think I'm a screw-up.
354 00:27:37,866 00:27:40,035 Whatever, it's fine. We hardly even talk. Whatever, it's fine. We hardly even talk.
355 00:27:40,243 00:27:43,330 [siren] [siren]
356 00:27:45,206 00:27:47,292 Did you get arrested? Did you get arrested?
357 00:27:48,668 00:27:50,587 Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
358 00:27:50,795 00:27:52,422 Thank God. Thank God.
359 00:27:55,634 00:28:00,221 You know the government considers us terrorists? You know the government considers us terrorists?
360 00:28:00,430 00:28:02,641 You know what a terrorist is? You know what a terrorist is?
361 00:28:02,849 00:28:05,518 It's somebody who actually does something. It's somebody who actually does something.
362 00:28:05,727 00:28:06,978 People want to vote for change, People want to vote for change,
363 00:28:07,187 00:28:09,814 but they don't actually want to do the changing. but they don't actually want to do the changing.
364 00:28:10,023 00:28:11,483 I worked for PETA. I worked for PETA.
365 00:28:11,691 00:28:15,445 I went to the marches. Nothing happened. I went to the marches. Nothing happened.
366 00:28:15,654 00:28:16,821 When I started doing this stuff, When I started doing this stuff,
367 00:28:17,030 00:28:18,657 then I could feel something happening. then I could feel something happening.
368 00:28:18,865 00:28:23,370 I could feel the difference we were making. I could feel the difference we were making.
369 00:28:23,578 00:28:26,665 If that makes me a terrorist, then whatever. If that makes me a terrorist, then whatever.
370 00:28:31,711 00:28:35,507 Some people need to be terrorized sometimes. Some people need to be terrorized sometimes.
371 00:28:35,715 00:28:37,300 NEWS ANCHOR: The latest jobs report is in NEWS ANCHOR: The latest jobs report is in
372 00:28:37,509 00:28:40,303 from the Labor Department, and it does not look good. from the Labor Department, and it does not look good.
373 00:28:40,512 00:28:42,013 The figures show that American companies The figures show that American companies
374 00:28:42,222 00:28:43,515 are laying off employees are laying off employees
375 00:28:43,723 00:28:45,767 at the fastest rate in five years, at the fastest rate in five years,
376 00:28:45,975 00:28:49,104 with over 159,000 jobs lost since September. with over 159,000 jobs lost since September.
377 00:28:49,312 00:28:51,815 [door opens] [door opens]
378 00:28:52,023 00:28:55,068 Where you been? Your father and I made dinner. Where you been? Your father and I made dinner.
379 00:28:55,276 00:28:58,530 We had no idea you'd be home so late. We had no idea you'd be home so late.
380 00:28:58,738 00:29:00,156 I ran into Emily Rhoades. I ran into Emily Rhoades.
381 00:29:00,365 00:29:02,575 Oh, well, you could've called. Oh, well, you could've called.
382 00:29:02,784 00:29:06,579 We had no way of getting in touch with you. We had no way of getting in touch with you.
383 00:29:06,788 00:29:08,748 Uh, you haven't had a way to get in touch with me Uh, you haven't had a way to get in touch with me
384 00:29:08,957 00:29:10,291 for like three years. for like three years.
385 00:29:10,500 00:29:12,669 [slams glass on table] Seriously? [slams glass on table] Seriously?
386 00:29:17,716 00:29:21,386 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
387 00:29:21,594 00:29:24,222 I'll call next time. I'll call next time.
388 00:29:24,431 00:29:26,391 BILL: There's some dessert in the fridge. BILL: There's some dessert in the fridge.
389 00:29:31,688 00:29:41,687 [drumming] [drumming]
390 00:29:44,200 00:29:48,329 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
391 00:29:48,538 00:29:50,665 [drumming] [drumming]
392 00:29:50,874 00:29:53,251 [pounding on door] [pounding on door]
393 00:29:53,460 00:29:55,879 JOANI: Why is this door locked? JOANI: Why is this door locked?
394 00:29:56,087 00:29:57,672 I'm getting dressed! I'm getting dressed!
395 00:29:57,881 00:30:01,968 I don't like locked doors in my house. I don't like locked doors in my house.
396 00:30:02,177 00:30:05,764 I'm putting my clothes on! I'm putting my clothes on!
397 00:30:05,972 00:30:07,182 Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
398 00:30:09,642 00:30:12,020 [music playing] [music playing]
399 00:30:12,228 00:30:13,980 [telephone rings] [telephone rings]
400 00:30:17,108 00:30:18,985 [ring] [ring]
401 00:30:22,155 00:30:23,948 [ring] [ring]
402 00:30:27,202 00:30:28,328 [ring] [ring]
403 00:30:28,536 00:30:31,164 Are you okay? Are you okay?
404 00:30:31,372 00:30:32,165 Excuse me? Excuse me?
405 00:30:32,373 00:30:33,833 [ring] [ring]
406 00:30:34,042 00:30:36,544 You seem maybe not okay. You seem maybe not okay.
407 00:30:39,130 00:30:40,757 I just didn't want you to miss breakfast. I just didn't want you to miss breakfast.
408 00:30:40,965 00:30:44,886 [crunching] [crunching]
409 00:30:48,139 00:30:49,015 Scrapple, kiddo? Scrapple, kiddo?
410 00:30:49,224 00:30:50,475 No, no! No, no!
411 00:30:50,683 00:30:51,726 Oops. Oops.
412 00:30:51,935 00:30:52,727 No meat. No meat.
413 00:30:52,936 00:30:55,355 Mr. Bacon Greasy Fingers! Mr. Bacon Greasy Fingers!
414 00:30:55,563 00:30:58,566 It's barely meat! Just eat around it. It's barely meat! Just eat around it.
415 00:31:00,777 00:31:05,448 So, I am gonna drop Tricia off at David's farm. So, I am gonna drop Tricia off at David's farm.
416 00:31:05,657 00:31:08,493 Do you wanna come say hello? He'd love to see you. Do you wanna come say hello? He'd love to see you.
417 00:31:08,701 00:31:09,869 Terri, too. Terri, too.
418 00:31:10,078 00:31:12,497 I, um, I don't think so. I, um, I don't think so.
419 00:31:12,705 00:31:15,750 I, um, was hoping Jacob and I could... I, um, was hoping Jacob and I could...
420 00:31:21,506 00:31:24,008 Okay, yeah, sure, that'd be fine. Okay, yeah, sure, that'd be fine.
421 00:31:24,217 00:31:25,051 [telephone rings] [telephone rings]
422 00:31:25,260 00:31:26,636 Cool. Cool.
423 00:31:28,429 00:31:29,347 [ring] [ring]
424 00:31:29,556 00:31:33,726 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
425 00:31:33,935 00:31:35,812 DAVID: Take your pick! Whatever you want! DAVID: Take your pick! Whatever you want!
426 00:31:36,020 00:31:37,230 Hi, Uncle David! Hi, Uncle David!
427 00:31:37,438 00:31:42,443 Oh, look at you! Aw! Scrawny little thing. Oh, look at you! Aw! Scrawny little thing.
428 00:31:42,652 00:31:45,572 Don't they feed you up in New York? Don't they feed you up in New York?
429 00:31:45,780 00:31:46,948 This place looks great! This place looks great!
430 00:31:47,156 00:31:48,741 - Yeah, you like it? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, you like it? - Mm-hmm.
431 00:31:48,950 00:31:50,660 Terri always wanted her own little herb farm, Terri always wanted her own little herb farm,
432 00:31:50,869 00:31:52,495 so she's finally got it. so she's finally got it.
433 00:31:52,704 00:31:54,080 In the meantime, In the meantime,
434 00:31:54,289 00:31:56,082 I'm the one that has to take care of this place. I'm the one that has to take care of this place.
435 00:31:56,291 00:31:59,419 But I did get to name the goats! But I did get to name the goats!
436 00:31:59,627 00:32:00,420 [goat bleats] [goat bleats]
437 00:32:00,628 00:32:02,630 Shut up, Blanche! Shut up, Blanche!
438 00:32:02,839 00:32:04,632 She's my favorite. She's my favorite.
439 00:32:04,841 00:32:06,551 Tricia, why don't you take Colleen Tricia, why don't you take Colleen
440 00:32:06,759 00:32:08,344 on a little tour of the farm on a little tour of the farm
441 00:32:08,553 00:32:11,681 because David and I have some business to discuss. because David and I have some business to discuss.
442 00:32:11,890 00:32:13,474 Five minutes, sweet pea. Five minutes, sweet pea.
443 00:32:13,683 00:32:14,475 Okay. Okay.
444 00:32:14,684 00:32:15,685 Okay. Okay.
445 00:32:18,271 00:32:20,732 I think it's great you and Jacob are still together. I think it's great you and Jacob are still together.
446 00:32:20,940 00:32:23,151 Uh, thanks. Uh, thanks.
447 00:32:23,359 00:32:25,737 It's, um... It's, um...
448 00:32:25,945 00:32:28,656 Yeah. Yeah.
449 00:32:28,865 00:32:31,034 Don't my parents drive you crazy? Don't my parents drive you crazy?
450 00:32:31,242 00:32:33,578 Oh, they're not that bad. Oh, they're not that bad.
451 00:32:33,786 00:32:35,622 At least they care. At least they care.
452 00:32:37,498 00:32:40,585 How long you been working here? How long you been working here?
453 00:32:40,793 00:32:46,299 Ever since they got the place, a couple years ago. Ever since they got the place, a couple years ago.
454 00:32:46,507 00:32:48,426 And then after your brother got hurt, And then after your brother got hurt,
455 00:32:48,635 00:32:50,678 I needed something to keep me busy. I needed something to keep me busy.
456 00:32:50,887 00:33:00,886
457 00:33:03,983 00:33:05,193 What's in there? What's in there?
458 00:33:05,401 00:33:09,614
459 00:33:09,822 00:33:12,617 So, you just water everything and feed the animals? So, you just water everything and feed the animals?
460 00:33:12,825 00:33:14,243 All kinds of stuff. All kinds of stuff.
461 00:33:14,452 00:33:16,955 Um, collect the eggs from the chickens. Um, collect the eggs from the chickens.
462 00:33:17,163 00:33:17,997 Chickens? Chickens?
463 00:33:18,206 00:33:27,131 [clucking] [clucking]
464 00:33:27,340 00:33:29,550 Did you know they were cannibals? Did you know they were cannibals?
465 00:33:29,759 00:33:31,094 No. No.
466 00:33:31,302 00:33:33,846 Yeah. The big ones peck the little ones to death, Yeah. The big ones peck the little ones to death,
467 00:33:34,055 00:33:36,307 and then they eat them. and then they eat them.
468 00:33:36,516 00:33:38,017 Wow. Wow.
469 00:33:38,226 00:33:39,519 WOMAN ON COMPUTER: You know, we're just playing WOMAN ON COMPUTER: You know, we're just playing
470 00:33:39,727 00:33:40,937 with some ice cream, with some ice cream,
471 00:33:41,145 00:33:44,107 waiting for some hot boys to come by. waiting for some hot boys to come by.
472 00:33:44,315 00:33:46,567 We even tried on some sexy outfits for them, too. We even tried on some sexy outfits for them, too.
473 00:33:46,776 00:33:47,902 [door opens] [door opens]
474 00:33:50,530 00:33:52,115 Meow. Meow.
475 00:33:52,323 00:33:53,658 Colleen? Colleen?
476 00:33:56,285 00:33:58,663 Hey, wanna go for a walk? Hey, wanna go for a walk?
477 00:33:58,871 00:34:00,665 Not really. Not really.
478 00:34:02,208 00:34:03,459 Okay. Okay.
479 00:34:08,089 00:34:12,677 BILL: It vass a dark and stormy night. BILL: It vass a dark and stormy night.
480 00:34:12,885 00:34:17,598 LITTLE COLLEEN: I vant to suck your blood! LITTLE COLLEEN: I vant to suck your blood!
481 00:34:17,807 00:34:19,475 LITTLE JACOB: Go back to your grave, Draculina! LITTLE JACOB: Go back to your grave, Draculina!
482 00:34:19,684 00:34:20,768 Never! Never!
483 00:34:20,977 00:34:23,730 Oh, yeah? Then take this! Oh, yeah? Then take this!
484 00:34:23,938 00:34:25,732 Hey, put that down! Cut it out! Hey, put that down! Cut it out!
485 00:34:25,940 00:34:29,736 JOANI: Where did you get this? Where did you get this? JOANI: Where did you get this? Where did you get this?
486 00:34:29,944 00:34:31,237 I borrowed it from Tyler. I borrowed it from Tyler.
487 00:34:31,446 00:34:33,906 What's the rule in our house? What's the rule in our house?
488 00:34:34,115 00:34:35,700 No guns allowed. No guns allowed.
489 00:34:46,210 00:34:50,214 Hey, there, mister man. Hey, there, mister man.
490 00:34:50,423 00:34:53,676 Tricia, you don't have to. Tricia, you don't have to.
491 00:34:53,885 00:34:56,345 Please, let me at least try. Please, let me at least try.
492 00:35:05,813 00:35:09,067 Mmm. My big strong hero. Mmm. My big strong hero.
493 00:35:09,275 00:35:10,443 Tricia. Tricia.
494 00:35:10,651 00:35:12,361 You are. You are.
495 00:35:12,570 00:35:13,362 You are. You are.
496 00:35:20,536 00:35:21,871 Please. Please.
497 00:35:22,080 00:35:24,582 No, I want to see how much you want me. No, I want to see how much you want me.
498 00:35:39,806 00:35:41,474 I'm trying really hard right now. I'm trying really hard right now.
499 00:35:41,682 00:35:43,768 I know, I know. I appreciate it. I know, I know. I appreciate it.
500 00:35:46,771 00:35:48,397 I love you. I love you.
501 00:35:50,817 00:35:52,568 I love you, too. I love you, too.
502 00:36:00,785 00:36:07,166 [drumming] [drumming]
503 00:36:07,375 00:36:16,717 [drumming] [drumming]
504 00:36:16,926 00:36:26,925 [drumming grows louder] [drumming grows louder]
505 00:36:35,069 00:36:37,363 Mom, where's the hair dryer? Mom, where's the hair dryer?
506 00:36:37,572 00:36:38,698 In the middle drawer. In the middle drawer.
507 00:36:45,872 00:36:46,747 Find it okay? Find it okay?
508 00:36:46,956 00:36:47,832 Yep. Yep.
509 00:37:12,607 00:37:13,608 [knock on door] [knock on door]
510 00:37:31,834 00:37:32,710 Hello? Hello?
511 00:37:41,177 00:37:42,595 Have a seat! Have a seat!
512 00:37:42,803 00:37:44,096 Colleen... Colleen...
513 00:37:45,514 00:37:46,766 Have a seat, please! Have a seat, please!
514 00:37:57,235 00:38:03,908 [crowd murmur] [crowd murmur]
515 00:38:04,116 00:38:14,115 [jazz playing] [jazz playing]
516 00:38:15,419 00:38:20,007 [scat singing] [scat singing]
517 00:38:20,216 00:38:21,801 [Colleen lip syncing] ♪ Mommies ♪ [Colleen lip syncing] ♪ Mommies ♪
518 00:38:22,009 00:38:24,679 ♪ I've been stealing your babies ♪ ♪ I've been stealing your babies ♪
519 00:38:24,887 00:38:27,431 ♪ I gag the brat and then maybe ♪ ♪ I gag the brat and then maybe ♪
520 00:38:27,640 00:38:30,851 ♪ I'll suck out his brain! ♪ ♪ I'll suck out his brain! ♪
521 00:38:31,060 00:38:32,770 ♪ You know, those Dead kids ♪ ♪ You know, those Dead kids ♪
522 00:38:32,979 00:38:35,731 ♪ They're making me feel almost hard ♪ ♪ They're making me feel almost hard ♪
523 00:38:35,940 00:38:38,609 ♪ I go get one from the schoolyard ♪ ♪ I go get one from the schoolyard ♪
524 00:38:38,818 00:38:42,029 ♪ He bled like a stuck pig! ♪ ♪ He bled like a stuck pig! ♪
525 00:38:42,238 00:38:45,616 [heavy metal playing] [heavy metal playing]
526 00:38:45,825 00:38:49,161 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
527 00:38:49,370 00:38:51,330 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
528 00:38:51,539 00:38:53,332 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
529 00:38:53,541 00:38:54,542 ♪ Me ♪ ♪ Me ♪
530 00:38:54,750 00:39:00,506 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
531 00:39:00,715 00:39:03,134 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
532 00:39:03,342 00:39:13,341
533 00:39:15,354 00:39:16,981 ♪ Suckle ♪ ♪ Suckle ♪
534 00:39:17,189 00:39:19,608 ♪ my bloated love knuckle ♪ ♪ my bloated love knuckle ♪
535 00:39:19,817 00:39:22,361 ♪ Just like Fatty Arbuckle ♪ ♪ Just like Fatty Arbuckle ♪
536 00:39:22,570 00:39:25,072 ♪ I'm gay, and I'm proud! ♪ ♪ I'm gay, and I'm proud! ♪
537 00:39:25,281 00:39:27,700 ♪ That's right, faggot ♪ ♪ That's right, faggot ♪
538 00:39:27,908 00:39:30,578 ♪ And a corpse full of maggots ♪ ♪ And a corpse full of maggots ♪
539 00:39:30,786 00:39:33,289 ♪ I wanna blow cum not bag it ♪ ♪ I wanna blow cum not bag it ♪
540 00:39:33,497 00:39:37,084 ♪ God damn it I'm horny! ♪ ♪ God damn it I'm horny! ♪
541 00:39:37,293 00:39:40,087
542 00:39:40,296 00:39:43,466 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
543 00:39:43,674 00:39:45,343 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
544 00:39:45,551 00:39:47,595 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
545 00:39:47,803 00:39:48,721 ♪ Me ♪ ♪ Me ♪
546 00:39:48,929 00:39:54,685 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
547 00:39:54,894 00:39:59,398 ♪ Have you seen me? ♪ ♪ Have you seen me? ♪
548 00:39:59,607 00:40:00,399 [knock on door] [knock on door]
549 00:40:00,608 00:40:06,655 [heavy metal playing] [heavy metal playing]
550 00:40:13,204 00:40:17,249 Uh, we'll just come back another time. Uh, we'll just come back another time.
551 00:40:21,754 00:40:23,422 See? There's no one out here. See? There's no one out here.
552 00:40:23,631 00:40:33,630
553 00:40:36,602 00:40:37,603 Ready? Ready?
554 00:40:37,812 00:40:39,397 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
555 00:40:39,605 00:40:49,604
556 00:40:54,787 00:40:57,206 How often do our parents smoke pot? How often do our parents smoke pot?
557 00:40:57,415 00:40:59,583 All the time. All the time.
558 00:40:59,792 00:41:01,168 When did that start? When did that start?
559 00:41:01,377 00:41:02,878 I don't think it ever really stopped. I don't think it ever really stopped.
560 00:41:03,087 00:41:04,880 Um, maybe they cut back when we were born, Um, maybe they cut back when we were born,
561 00:41:05,089 00:41:08,801 but ever since you left, they just totally don't care, but ever since you left, they just totally don't care,
562 00:41:09,009 00:41:12,471 and with all my stuff and Tricia... and with all my stuff and Tricia...
563 00:41:14,223 00:41:16,058 Well, you don't, do you? Well, you don't, do you?
564 00:41:16,267 00:41:20,646 Maybe a few times, in Iraq. Maybe a few times, in Iraq.
565 00:41:20,855 00:41:22,648 Hmm, what was it like? Hmm, what was it like?
566 00:41:22,857 00:41:24,650 It was okay. I mean, it was kinda stupid, It was okay. I mean, it was kinda stupid,
567 00:41:24,859 00:41:29,280 but sometimes you have to get stupid over there. but sometimes you have to get stupid over there.
568 00:41:29,488 00:41:39,487
569 00:41:40,332 00:41:43,586 So, we do these, um, field trips, um, across America So, we do these, um, field trips, um, across America
570 00:41:43,794 00:41:45,296 to do, like, community service stuff, you know? to do, like, community service stuff, you know?
571 00:41:45,504 00:41:46,672 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
572 00:41:46,881 00:41:48,340 Like, we did a lot of home rebuilding Like, we did a lot of home rebuilding
573 00:41:48,549 00:41:50,968 in Louisiana and Mississippi, that sort of thing, in Louisiana and Mississippi, that sort of thing,
574 00:41:51,177 00:41:53,179 but this one month we went to Charleston, South Carolina, but this one month we went to Charleston, South Carolina,
575 00:41:53,387 00:41:57,057 and we worked in a group home for mentally disabled adults, and we worked in a group home for mentally disabled adults,
576 00:41:57,266 00:42:01,854 and I, um, I was assigned to a woman named Ro-ro, and I, um, I was assigned to a woman named Ro-ro,
577 00:42:02,062 00:42:05,941 and, um, um, she was really so sweet and very funny. and, um, um, she was really so sweet and very funny.
578 00:42:06,150 00:42:09,278 She insisted on putting her own makeup on every morning. She insisted on putting her own makeup on every morning.
579 00:42:09,487 00:42:10,863 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
580 00:42:11,071 00:42:14,116 And, um, she was a midge-- She was a little person, And, um, she was a midge-- She was a little person,
581 00:42:14,325 00:42:15,576 and she loved men. and she loved men.
582 00:42:15,784 00:42:17,995 That's all she ever wanted to talk about, That's all she ever wanted to talk about,
583 00:42:18,204 00:42:19,788 and she'd just go on and on about men, and she'd just go on and on about men,
584 00:42:19,997 00:42:21,874 and if I, if I put on the song Achy Breaky Heart, and if I, if I put on the song Achy Breaky Heart,
585 00:42:22,082 00:42:23,459 she just lost it. she just lost it.
586 00:42:23,667 00:42:25,085 I've never seen someone so happy in my whole life I've never seen someone so happy in my whole life
587 00:42:25,294 00:42:27,588 than when Ro-ro would listen to Achy Breaky Heart, than when Ro-ro would listen to Achy Breaky Heart,
588 00:42:27,796 00:42:29,298 but one of the nuns, Sister Isadora, but one of the nuns, Sister Isadora,
589 00:42:29,507 00:42:31,008 she was assigned to this patient, she was assigned to this patient,
590 00:42:31,217 00:42:33,177 this guy who ate everything, literally everything. this guy who ate everything, literally everything.
591 00:42:33,385 00:42:34,595 He, um, had a disorder He, um, had a disorder
592 00:42:34,803 00:42:35,971 where he'd put everything in his mouth, where he'd put everything in his mouth,
593 00:42:36,180 00:42:37,306 so you had to watch him at all times, so you had to watch him at all times,
594 00:42:37,515 00:42:38,807 even when he went into the bathroom, even when he went into the bathroom,
595 00:42:39,016 00:42:40,643 and so Isadora went into the bathroom once, and so Isadora went into the bathroom once,
596 00:42:40,851 00:42:45,147 and he sat on the toilet, and he, um, he's taking a poop. and he sat on the toilet, and he, um, he's taking a poop.
597 00:42:45,356 00:42:46,440 When he finishes, after he finishes, When he finishes, after he finishes,
598 00:42:46,649 00:42:48,400 he reaches into the toilet, he reaches into the toilet,
599 00:42:48,609 00:42:51,111 and he pulls it out, and he eats it. and he pulls it out, and he eats it.
600 00:42:51,320 00:42:53,197 Oh! Oh, man! Oh! Oh, man!
601 00:42:53,405 00:42:56,784 Isadora couldn't do anything. Isadora couldn't do anything.
602 00:42:56,992 00:43:00,955 She just puked all over the floor. She just puked all over the floor.
603 00:43:01,163 00:43:03,999 And he walks over, and he starts eating her puke! And he walks over, and he starts eating her puke!
604 00:43:04,208 00:43:05,000 [coughing] [coughing]
605 00:43:05,209 00:43:07,294 [laughter] [laughter]
606 00:43:07,503 00:43:08,963 I can't laugh. I can't laugh.
607 00:43:09,171 00:43:11,549 Come on! We laughed our butts off, and we're nuns. Come on! We laughed our butts off, and we're nuns.
608 00:43:11,757 00:43:12,591 [coughs] [coughs]
609 00:43:12,800 00:43:14,176 Oh, my gosh, are you okay? Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
610 00:43:14,385 00:43:20,099 No, I can't laugh. It's my lungs and the hiking. No, I can't laugh. It's my lungs and the hiking.
611 00:43:20,307 00:43:22,059 [coughs] [coughs]
612 00:43:26,146 00:43:27,314 [coughs] [coughs]
613 00:43:27,523 00:43:29,358 You okay? You okay?
614 00:43:29,567 00:43:31,569 Yeah. Yeah.
615 00:43:33,862 00:43:36,282 [footsteps] [footsteps]
616 00:43:42,955 00:43:44,582 Are you monsters? Are you monsters?
617 00:43:50,671 00:43:54,675 Yeah, we're monsters. Yeah, we're monsters.
618 00:43:54,883 00:43:55,759 [hisses] [hisses]
619 00:43:59,680 00:44:06,270 BILL: Joan Marie Peacock-Lunsford. BILL: Joan Marie Peacock-Lunsford.
620 00:44:07,855 00:44:11,066 I sure could use some company in this bathtub. I sure could use some company in this bathtub.
621 00:44:14,903 00:44:19,241 Mr. Green and I are gonna get real lonely without you. Mr. Green and I are gonna get real lonely without you.
622 00:44:19,450 00:44:21,493 Okay, just a second before I forget. Okay, just a second before I forget.
623 00:44:27,583 00:44:30,252 BILL: Calgon, take me away! BILL: Calgon, take me away!
624 00:44:30,461 00:44:40,460
625 00:44:45,684 00:44:54,443
626 00:44:57,529 00:45:02,159 Um, so, there's, um, this, a little green box Um, so, there's, um, this, a little green box
627 00:45:02,368 00:45:03,702 in, in our bathroom. in, in our bathroom.
628 00:45:03,911 00:45:07,456 Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know what I'm talking about?
629 00:45:07,665 00:45:08,499 No. No.
630 00:45:08,707 00:45:09,750 You sure? You sure?
631 00:45:09,958 00:45:12,169 TRICIA: Okay. TRICIA: Okay.
632 00:45:12,378 00:45:13,253 Oh. Oh.
633 00:45:13,462 00:45:14,254 Nice. Nice.
634 00:45:14,463 00:45:15,798 TRICIA: How about this one? TRICIA: How about this one?
635 00:45:16,006 00:45:17,091 WOMAN: I think this one is just so pretty. WOMAN: I think this one is just so pretty.
636 00:45:17,299 00:45:18,592 It looks great on you. It looks great on you.
637 00:45:18,801 00:45:24,640 Yeah? The neckline's pretty. Yeah? The neckline's pretty.
638 00:45:24,848 00:45:27,267 I don't know. I don't know.
639 00:45:27,476 00:45:29,937 Oh, uh, maybe a little too short. Oh, uh, maybe a little too short.
640 00:45:30,145 00:45:32,564 Let's put the first one back on. That one looked great! Let's put the first one back on. That one looked great!
641 00:45:32,773 00:45:34,650 I'm gonna try it on. Be right back. I'm gonna try it on. Be right back.
642 00:45:37,778 00:45:39,029 TRICIA: Help? TRICIA: Help?
643 00:45:39,947 00:45:41,699 Hi, there. Hi, there.
644 00:45:41,907 00:45:43,492 Want some help with the zipper? Want some help with the zipper?
645 00:45:51,959 00:45:55,045 It's stuck on a flower. It's stuck on a flower.
646 00:45:55,254 00:45:59,967 Colleen, do you believe in God? Colleen, do you believe in God?
647 00:46:01,260 00:46:02,428 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
648 00:46:06,682 00:46:08,350 When I was little girl, When I was little girl,
649 00:46:08,559 00:46:12,438 I used to watch out the back of my trailer every night I used to watch out the back of my trailer every night
650 00:46:12,646 00:46:18,277 and look at the cars turn their lights off. and look at the cars turn their lights off.
651 00:46:18,485 00:46:22,448 And then I would say, "Good night, cars," And then I would say, "Good night, cars,"
652 00:46:22,656 00:46:27,995 like everything in the world had a heart and a soul. like everything in the world had a heart and a soul.
653 00:46:28,203 00:46:30,205 But that isn't true, is it? But that isn't true, is it?
654 00:46:36,628 00:46:41,091 I've been trying so hard to be happy. I've been trying so hard to be happy.
655 00:46:41,300 00:46:45,596 Everybody's had such a bad time. Everybody's had such a bad time.
656 00:46:45,804 00:46:48,515 But I don't want to be on TV. But I don't want to be on TV.
657 00:46:56,523 00:46:57,816 Tricia, I... Tricia, I...
658 00:46:58,025 00:47:00,235 I'm stuck here, and I don't know what to do. I'm stuck here, and I don't know what to do.
659 00:47:03,363 00:47:04,990 [horns honking] [horns honking]
660 00:47:05,199 00:47:11,163
661 00:47:11,371 00:47:12,539 [laughs softly] [laughs softly]
662 00:47:12,748 00:47:19,546
663 00:47:19,755 00:47:23,383 Mother, you have a phone call. Mother, you have a phone call.
664 00:47:23,592 00:47:24,468 Who is it? Who is it?
665 00:47:24,676 00:47:26,804 I'll give you three guesses. I'll give you three guesses.
666 00:47:27,012 00:47:31,433 I'm just not quite ready to come back yet. I'm just not quite ready to come back yet.
667 00:47:31,642 00:47:35,062 Well, I just wish you would've told me sooner. Well, I just wish you would've told me sooner.
668 00:47:35,270 00:47:37,022 Adelaide and Bernadette are supposed to take some orphans Adelaide and Bernadette are supposed to take some orphans
669 00:47:37,231 00:47:38,565 to Six Flags tomorrow. to Six Flags tomorrow.
670 00:47:38,774 00:47:41,235 I know. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry.
671 00:47:42,402 00:47:44,446 Just a couple more days. Just a couple more days.
672 00:47:49,827 00:47:51,578 JACOB: I hate this. JACOB: I hate this.
673 00:47:51,787 00:47:56,333 COLLEEN: Hey! What's the matter? Chicken? COLLEEN: Hey! What's the matter? Chicken?
674 00:47:58,794 00:48:00,254 JACOB: Fried chicken? JACOB: Fried chicken?
675 00:48:02,673 00:48:04,091 Give me your hands. Give me your hands.
676 00:48:04,299 00:48:05,342 Why? Why?
677 00:48:05,551 00:48:07,427 Jeez Louise, just give me your hands. Jeez Louise, just give me your hands.
678 00:48:22,192 00:48:23,610 Are we praying? Are we praying?
679 00:48:27,823 00:48:29,241 Something like that. Something like that.
680 00:48:36,623 00:48:38,625 See, this isn't so bad. See, this isn't so bad.
681 00:48:38,834 00:48:40,294 People are looking. People are looking.
682 00:48:40,502 00:48:41,628 Let them look. Let them look.
683 00:48:41,837 00:48:43,839 You've got nothing to be ashamed of. You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
684 00:48:48,594 00:48:49,469 Excuse me, ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?
685 00:48:49,678 00:48:50,721 Yes, ma'am? Yes, ma'am?
686 00:48:50,929 00:48:52,014 Do you guys sell yarn? Do you guys sell yarn?
687 00:48:52,222 00:48:54,641 Um, yes, aisle four. Um, yes, aisle four.
688 00:48:54,850 00:48:55,976 Thank you. Thank you.
689 00:48:56,184 00:48:57,603 Excuse me. Excuse me.
690 00:48:57,811 00:48:59,688 Aren't you the young man I read about in the newspaper, Aren't you the young man I read about in the newspaper,
691 00:48:59,897 00:49:01,607 the one burnt in the war? the one burnt in the war?
692 00:49:01,815 00:49:03,734 Uh, yeah, that's me. Uh, yeah, that's me.
693 00:49:03,942 00:49:05,235 Son, I want you to know Son, I want you to know
694 00:49:05,444 00:49:08,614 everyone here thinks of you as a real hero, everyone here thinks of you as a real hero,
695 00:49:08,822 00:49:10,949 and I just, I just think it's a shame and I just, I just think it's a shame
696 00:49:11,158 00:49:13,535 you boys were wasted on this stupid war. you boys were wasted on this stupid war.
697 00:49:13,744 00:49:16,038 So many wasted young lives. So many wasted young lives.
698 00:49:16,246 00:49:18,540 Bet you thank your lucky stars for Obama. Bet you thank your lucky stars for Obama.
699 00:49:18,749 00:49:20,334 MAN ON TV: Wave of murder which is sweeping MAN ON TV: Wave of murder which is sweeping
700 00:49:20,542 00:49:23,879 the eastern third of the nation is being committed by creatures the eastern third of the nation is being committed by creatures
701 00:49:24,087 00:49:28,258 who feast upon the flesh of their victims. who feast upon the flesh of their victims.
702 00:49:28,467 00:49:30,594 Hey, can I ask you something? Hey, can I ask you something?
703 00:49:30,802 00:49:34,014 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
704 00:49:34,222 00:49:35,682 When the bomb went off in Iraq, When the bomb went off in Iraq,
705 00:49:35,891 00:49:39,561 did you think you were gonna die? did you think you were gonna die?
706 00:49:39,770 00:49:42,064 Yeah, I knew I was going to die. Yeah, I knew I was going to die.
707 00:49:46,109 00:49:48,403 What was it like? What was it like?
708 00:49:48,612 00:49:49,821 You know how they say You know how they say
709 00:49:50,030 00:49:52,616 that everything flashes before your eyes? that everything flashes before your eyes?
710 00:49:52,824 00:49:55,160 Yeah, that doesn't happen. Yeah, that doesn't happen.
711 00:49:55,369 00:49:56,662 But, I was, like, But, I was, like,
712 00:49:56,870 00:49:59,706 suddenly totally okay with my entire life, suddenly totally okay with my entire life,
713 00:49:59,915 00:50:01,708 and I sort of thought, "I guess that's it," and I sort of thought, "I guess that's it,"
714 00:50:01,917 00:50:06,755 but there's no regrets or anything. but there's no regrets or anything.
715 00:50:06,964 00:50:11,677 You know who would like to hear that story, I bet? You know who would like to hear that story, I bet?
716 00:50:11,885 00:50:13,679 Millions of Americans. Millions of Americans.
717 00:50:13,887 00:50:17,891 Oh, Mom told you about CNN? Oh, Mom told you about CNN?
718 00:50:18,100 00:50:19,768 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
719 00:50:19,977 00:50:22,688 I don't want to be anybody's hero, Colleen. I don't want to be anybody's hero, Colleen.
720 00:50:26,608 00:50:29,903 But, you kind of are. But, you kind of are.
721 00:50:32,072 00:50:34,741 It's such a joke. It's such a joke.
722 00:50:34,950 00:50:38,662 I didn't die. That doesn't make me special. I didn't die. That doesn't make me special.
723 00:50:38,870 00:50:42,290 I just feel like a freak I just feel like a freak
724 00:50:42,499 00:50:44,001 and a loser. and a loser.
725 00:50:58,515 00:51:00,392 Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club.
726 00:51:00,600 00:51:02,436 [telephone rings] [telephone rings]
727 00:51:05,689 00:51:07,649 [ring] [ring]
728 00:51:10,694 00:51:12,654 [ring] [ring]
729 00:51:15,699 00:51:16,742 [hangs up telephone] [hangs up telephone]
730 00:51:20,037 00:51:22,581 You guys going to watch the debates tonight? You guys going to watch the debates tonight?
731 00:51:22,789 00:51:25,542 Probably not. Probably not.
732 00:51:25,751 00:51:30,213 Sweet potato, you of all people. Sweet potato, you of all people.
733 00:51:30,422 00:51:32,883 Mom. Mom.
734 00:51:33,091 00:51:36,470 Why don't we just rent a movie or something? Why don't we just rent a movie or something?
735 00:51:36,678 00:51:38,555 I'll see you later, sister. I'll see you later, sister.
736 00:51:40,766 00:51:42,601 I'll be there in a minute, brother. I'll be there in a minute, brother.
737 00:51:46,563 00:51:50,525 [door opens and closes] [door opens and closes]
738 00:51:50,734 00:51:55,155 Just can't seem to do anything right. Just can't seem to do anything right.
739 00:51:58,492 00:52:00,869 Well, it's tough, Mom. Well, it's tough, Mom.
740 00:52:01,078 00:52:02,621 [turns off TV] [turns off TV]
741 00:52:06,541 00:52:09,795 JOANI: Don't you care about the issues? JOANI: Don't you care about the issues?
742 00:52:10,003 00:52:11,463 [drumming in other room] [drumming in other room]
743 00:52:11,671 00:52:14,174 Do you ever think about anything bigger than yourself? Do you ever think about anything bigger than yourself?
744 00:52:14,382 00:52:15,634 [drumming] [drumming]
745 00:52:15,842 00:52:19,471 Um, seriously? Um, seriously?
746 00:52:19,679 00:52:22,432 That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
747 00:52:22,641 00:52:23,517 What did you mean? What did you mean?
748 00:52:27,979 00:52:32,651 Your dad and I love you both so much. Your dad and I love you both so much.
749 00:52:34,736 00:52:41,159 And, sweet pea, I know you took our pot. And, sweet pea, I know you took our pot.
750 00:52:41,368 00:52:43,787 And it's totally cool. And it's totally cool.
751 00:52:43,995 00:52:46,123 You're young. You want to experiment. You're young. You want to experiment.
752 00:52:46,331 00:52:49,417 We understand. This is a natural part of life. We understand. This is a natural part of life.
753 00:52:49,626 00:52:53,338 And you know what? Dad and I are happy to share. And you know what? Dad and I are happy to share.
754 00:52:53,547 00:52:56,341 What's ours is yours. What's ours is yours.
755 00:53:02,681 00:53:05,642 I flushed your drugs, Mom. I flushed your drugs, Mom.
756 00:53:05,851 00:53:07,352 Excuse me? Excuse me?
757 00:53:07,561 00:53:12,607 Don't you think you're taking enough drugs already? Don't you think you're taking enough drugs already?
758 00:53:12,816 00:53:14,734 What did I do? What did I do?
759 00:53:14,943 00:53:16,361 Do you really want me to answer that? Do you really want me to answer that?
760 00:53:16,570 00:53:19,531 Yes, yes, I do. Yes, yes, I do.
761 00:53:19,739 00:53:22,450 You're gonna have to put the knife away. You're gonna have to put the knife away.
762 00:53:22,659 00:53:27,164 [drumming] [drumming]
763 00:53:27,372 00:53:29,332 [drops knife] [drops knife]
764 00:53:29,541 00:53:36,590 I must be a terrible disappointment to you, I must be a terrible disappointment to you,
765 00:53:36,798 00:53:39,926 but that's the way it is, isn't it? but that's the way it is, isn't it?
766 00:53:40,135 00:53:45,098 And you know what? That's life. And you know what? That's life.
767 00:53:45,307 00:53:47,767 I'm a disappointment to you, I'm a disappointment to you,
768 00:53:47,976 00:53:53,148 and you are a disappointment to me. and you are a disappointment to me.
769 00:53:55,108 00:53:57,611 I just wish you'd grow up a little I just wish you'd grow up a little
770 00:53:57,819 00:53:58,987 and get over it already. and get over it already.
771 00:53:59,196 00:54:04,576 [drumming quickens] [drumming quickens]
772 00:54:04,784 00:54:06,036 Really, Mom? Really, Mom?
773 00:54:08,747 00:54:11,374 Maybe you'd understand if you stuck around Maybe you'd understand if you stuck around
774 00:54:11,583 00:54:15,587 and dealt with your problems for once in your life. and dealt with your problems for once in your life.
775 00:54:15,795 00:54:18,298 Mother... Mother...
776 00:54:18,506 00:54:21,635 I will try to correct myself with the grace of God. I will try to correct myself with the grace of God.
777 00:54:21,843 00:54:25,555 [drumming] [drumming]
778 00:54:25,764 00:54:27,265 [slam] [slam]
779 00:54:28,600 00:54:32,145 [whirring] [whirring]
780 00:54:32,354 00:54:34,147 [doorbell rings] [doorbell rings]
781 00:54:42,572 00:54:44,991 [hisses] [hisses]
782 00:54:45,200 00:54:46,618 Oh, hey, Colleen. Oh, hey, Colleen.
783 00:54:46,826 00:54:49,579 Hey, sorry I didn't call. Hey, sorry I didn't call.
784 00:54:49,788 00:54:52,832 Yeah, no, please, don't worry about it. Yeah, no, please, don't worry about it.
785 00:54:53,041 00:54:54,668 Remember this guy? Remember this guy?
786 00:54:54,876 00:54:57,462 Hey, Emily. Hey, Emily.
787 00:54:57,671 00:55:00,757 Oh, hey, Jacob. Oh, hey, Jacob.
788 00:55:00,966 00:55:05,095 ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪ ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪
789 00:55:05,303 00:55:09,432 ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪ ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪
790 00:55:09,641 00:55:14,938 ♪ Happy Anniversary, David and Terri ♪ ♪ Happy Anniversary, David and Terri ♪
791 00:55:15,146 00:55:19,734 ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪ ♪ Happy Anniversary to you ♪
792 00:55:19,943 00:55:23,029 Thank you so much! Thank you so much!
793 00:55:23,238 00:55:26,825 Terri and I would never have been able to sustain Terri and I would never have been able to sustain
794 00:55:27,033 00:55:30,704 so many wonderful years of marriage so many wonderful years of marriage
795 00:55:30,912 00:55:33,373 if it weren't for our spectacular friends! if it weren't for our spectacular friends!
796 00:55:33,581 00:55:35,000 Seriously, y'all. Seriously, y'all.
797 00:55:35,208 00:55:37,585 You've let our funky little family into your hearts, You've let our funky little family into your hearts,
798 00:55:37,794 00:55:40,922 and that has made all the difference. and that has made all the difference.
799 00:55:41,131 00:55:42,048 Now, let's party! Now, let's party!
800 00:55:42,257 00:55:47,929 [cheering] [cheering]
801 00:55:48,138 00:55:57,856 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
802 00:55:58,064 00:56:00,066 Really? Really?
803 00:56:00,275 00:56:01,192 We're jealous of you. We're jealous of you.
804 00:56:01,401 00:56:03,653 No, don't be. No, don't be.
805 00:56:03,862 00:56:06,740 Adoption really was the best thing that ever happened to us. Adoption really was the best thing that ever happened to us.
806 00:56:06,948 00:56:09,951 And really, no parent knows what they're going to get. And really, no parent knows what they're going to get.
807 00:56:10,160 00:56:11,536 Even if they're not your real children, Even if they're not your real children,
808 00:56:11,745 00:56:14,873 you really see yourself in them as they get older. you really see yourself in them as they get older.
809 00:56:15,081 00:56:16,708 And when they were younger, And when they were younger,
810 00:56:16,916 00:56:19,044 they were always at each other's throats, they were always at each other's throats,
811 00:56:19,252 00:56:22,213 but now, now they're like two peas in a pod. but now, now they're like two peas in a pod.
812 00:56:22,422 00:56:24,674 They are so smart, and they are so sweet. They are so smart, and they are so sweet.
813 00:56:24,883 00:56:27,594 And Troy, he loves his little sister so much. And Troy, he loves his little sister so much.
814 00:56:27,802 00:56:29,846 And we, we are truly lucky. And we, we are truly lucky.
815 00:56:30,055 00:56:32,557 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
816 00:56:32,766 00:56:35,727 And it seems like yesterday they were little puppies And it seems like yesterday they were little puppies
817 00:56:35,935 00:56:37,812 chasing squirrels in the backyard. chasing squirrels in the backyard.
818 00:56:38,021 00:56:39,356 Yeah. Yeah.
819 00:56:39,564 00:56:41,524 That's so great, you two. That's so great, you two.
820 00:56:41,733 00:56:43,860 So, how's Chiclet? So, how's Chiclet?
821 00:56:44,069 00:56:46,237 Chiclet! Chiclet!
822 00:56:46,446 00:56:50,742 Chiclet...is wonderful. Chiclet...is wonderful.
823 00:56:50,950 00:56:54,621 BARACK OBAMA: We cannot allow Iran to get a nuclear weapon. BARACK OBAMA: We cannot allow Iran to get a nuclear weapon.
824 00:56:54,829 00:56:57,582 Not only would it threaten Israel, Not only would it threaten Israel,
825 00:56:57,791 00:56:59,709 our strongest ally in the region our strongest ally in the region
826 00:56:59,918 00:57:02,295 and one of our strongest allies in the world, and one of our strongest allies in the world,
827 00:57:02,504 00:57:05,548 but it would also create a possibility but it would also create a possibility
828 00:57:05,757 00:57:08,468 of nuclear weapons falling into the hands of terrorists. of nuclear weapons falling into the hands of terrorists.
829 00:57:08,676 00:57:18,675
830 00:57:23,650 00:57:25,193 It's a nurse. It's a nurse.
831 00:57:25,402 00:57:28,154 JOANI: Do you like it? JOANI: Do you like it?
832 00:57:28,363 00:57:30,240 I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor
833 00:57:30,448 00:57:32,867 when you grew up. when you grew up.
834 00:57:33,076 00:57:36,079 Then what do you want to be? Then what do you want to be?
835 00:57:36,287 00:57:39,958 I don't know. I don't know.
836 00:57:40,166 00:57:41,418 JOANI: A scientist? JOANI: A scientist?
837 00:57:41,626 00:57:42,794 No. No.
838 00:57:43,002 00:57:44,045 JOANI: An artist? JOANI: An artist?
839 00:57:46,965 00:57:50,468 You can be anything you want to be, sweet pea. You can be anything you want to be, sweet pea.
840 00:57:50,677 00:57:51,845 COLLEEN: Okay, well, in honor COLLEEN: Okay, well, in honor
841 00:57:52,053 00:57:53,930 of this three-year high-school reunion, of this three-year high-school reunion,
842 00:57:54,139 00:57:57,142 I vote that we play truth or dare! I vote that we play truth or dare!
843 00:57:57,350 00:57:59,602 Uh, or not. Uh, or not.
844 00:57:59,811 00:58:00,979 Come on, brother. Come on, brother.
845 00:58:01,187 00:58:02,564 I'll play! I'll play!
846 00:58:02,772 00:58:04,274 Okay. Okay.
847 00:58:04,482 00:58:06,192 I choose truth. I choose truth.
848 00:58:06,401 00:58:07,861 Hmm. Hmm.
849 00:58:08,069 00:58:11,072 What's the worst thing you know about your parents? What's the worst thing you know about your parents?
850 00:58:11,281 00:58:12,073 Both of them? Both of them?
851 00:58:12,282 00:58:13,241 Either one. Either one.
852 00:58:16,369 00:58:20,123 Oh. Oh, jeez... Oh. Oh, jeez...
853 00:58:20,331 00:58:21,708 Do I tell this story? Do I tell this story?
854 00:58:21,916 00:58:23,042 Yes, tell it! Yes, tell it!
855 00:58:23,251 00:58:24,461 Tell it. Tell it.
856 00:58:24,669 00:58:28,631 Okay, okay, but you have to chug a beer with me, Okay, okay, but you have to chug a beer with me,
857 00:58:28,840 00:58:30,550 both of you. both of you.
858 00:58:30,758 00:58:32,510 Double dare. Double dare.
859 00:58:32,719 00:58:34,512 Wow. Wow.
860 00:58:34,721 00:58:36,431 That's my very first beer. That's my very first beer.
861 00:58:36,639 00:58:38,224 Your first beer. Your first beer.
862 00:58:38,433 00:58:41,603 I mean, it is Heineken, so it's barely beer. I mean, it is Heineken, so it's barely beer.
863 00:58:41,811 00:58:44,314 [laughs] [laughs]
864 00:58:44,522 00:58:46,316 Okay. Okay.
865 00:58:46,524 00:58:49,611 Yes! Yes!
866 00:58:49,819 00:58:52,447 [opens bottle] [opens bottle]
867 00:58:52,655 00:58:54,032 Milady. Milady.
868 00:58:54,240 00:58:55,783 [opens bottle] [opens bottle]
869 00:58:55,992 00:58:59,454 Sir. Let's do it. Sir. Let's do it.
870 00:58:59,662 00:59:01,122 Well, no, wait. Hold on. First... Well, no, wait. Hold on. First...
871 00:59:01,331 00:59:02,499 Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
872 00:59:02,707 00:59:04,083 But first you have to tell the story first. But first you have to tell the story first.
873 00:59:04,292 00:59:05,084 That's the deal. That's the deal.
874 00:59:05,251 00:59:08,004 What? Yikes! Uh! What? Yikes! Uh!
875 00:59:08,213 00:59:09,797 Okay! Okay!
876 00:59:10,006 00:59:15,220 Okay, so, you guys remember AskJeeves.com, the website? Okay, so, you guys remember AskJeeves.com, the website?
877 00:59:15,428 00:59:16,888 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
878 00:59:17,096 00:59:21,768 Okay, when I was 12, Okay, when I was 12,
879 00:59:21,976 00:59:25,104 I wanted to look up something on the Internet, I wanted to look up something on the Internet,
880 00:59:25,313 00:59:28,107 and I had to go upstairs to my parents' bedroom, and I had to go upstairs to my parents' bedroom,
881 00:59:28,316 00:59:31,861 and my dad had stayed logged in to his account, and my dad had stayed logged in to his account,
882 00:59:32,070 00:59:37,200 and so I go on to AskJeeves, and I'm typing my question, and so I go on to AskJeeves, and I'm typing my question,
883 00:59:37,408 00:59:39,911 and, like, when you type your question, and, like, when you type your question,
884 00:59:40,119 00:59:43,164 then the last five things that you've asked it come up, then the last five things that you've asked it come up,
885 00:59:43,373 00:59:47,627 and apparently, my dad had asked it, and apparently, my dad had asked it,
886 00:59:47,835 00:59:50,421 "Where, near Asheville, North Carolina, "Where, near Asheville, North Carolina,
887 00:59:50,630 00:59:53,758 can I find a BBW prostitute?" can I find a BBW prostitute?"
888 00:59:53,967 00:59:56,386 Whew! Whew!
889 00:59:56,594 00:59:58,513 What's BBW? What's BBW?
890 00:59:58,721 01:00:04,519 It is big, beautiful women. It is big, beautiful women.
891 01:00:04,727 01:00:06,271 He asked Jeeves that? He asked Jeeves that?
892 01:00:09,816 01:00:14,195 [laughing] [laughing]
893 01:00:16,281 01:00:17,156 To parents! To parents!
894 01:00:19,242 01:00:21,619 To parents. To parents.
895 01:00:21,828 01:00:24,163 COLLEEN: Okay, first is the candidacy. COLLEEN: Okay, first is the candidacy.
896 01:00:24,372 01:00:25,582 No, wait. Hold on. No, wait. No, wait. Hold on. No, wait.
897 01:00:25,790 01:00:27,584 First it's the applicancy, and then, First it's the applicancy, and then,
898 01:00:27,792 01:00:31,629 and then it's the candidatcy--candidacy. and then it's the candidatcy--candidacy.
899 01:00:31,838 01:00:34,424 Um, and then the novitiate. Um, and then the novitiate.
900 01:00:34,632 01:00:36,718 I'm the novitiate. That's me. I'm the novitiate. That's me.
901 01:00:36,926 01:00:39,804 But then you do permanent. First, no, hold on. But then you do permanent. First, no, hold on.
902 01:00:40,013 01:00:43,433 The temporary vows, and then it is the final vows, The temporary vows, and then it is the final vows,
903 01:00:43,641 01:00:46,686 and then you are a nun forever and ever. and then you are a nun forever and ever.
904 01:00:46,894 01:00:47,812 Did I get it? Did I get it?
905 01:00:48,021 01:00:49,647 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
906 01:00:49,856 01:00:54,861 Ooh, you are wasted. Ooh, you are wasted.
907 01:00:55,069 01:00:57,530 How many of those have I had? How many of those have I had?
908 01:00:57,739 01:00:58,906 Two and a half. Two and a half.
909 01:01:02,243 01:01:07,123 [vomiting] [vomiting]
910 01:01:13,212 01:01:16,257 Last one. You wanna split it? Last one. You wanna split it?
911 01:01:16,466 01:01:17,300 Sure. Sure.
912 01:01:25,808 01:01:27,727 Is your mom doing okay? Is your mom doing okay?
913 01:01:27,935 01:01:30,813 Mmm, who knows? Mmm, who knows?
914 01:01:31,022 01:01:32,315 Not really. Not really.
915 01:01:32,523 01:01:34,150 She was acting happy for a little while, She was acting happy for a little while,
916 01:01:34,359 01:01:37,362 but it's tough. but it's tough.
917 01:01:37,570 01:01:41,032 Jeez, yeah. Jeez, yeah.
918 01:01:41,240 01:01:46,412 If my kid ran away after I tried to off myself... If my kid ran away after I tried to off myself...
919 01:01:46,621 01:01:47,497 Sorry. Sorry.
920 01:01:47,705 01:01:48,790 No, it's okay. No, it's okay.
921 01:01:52,251 01:01:55,171 [coughs] [coughs]
922 01:01:55,380 01:01:58,216 Can you see anything behind those things? Can you see anything behind those things?
923 01:01:58,424 01:02:01,594 Barely, but yeah. Barely, but yeah.
924 01:02:01,803 01:02:04,514 Why don't you take them off? It's nighttime, anyway. Why don't you take them off? It's nighttime, anyway.
925 01:02:04,722 01:02:07,266 Yeah, I'd rather not. Yeah, I'd rather not.
926 01:02:07,475 01:02:10,561 I dare you to take them off. I dare you to take them off.
927 01:02:10,770 01:02:12,689 You don't wanna see it. It's not... You don't wanna see it. It's not...
928 01:02:12,897 01:02:17,193 Maybe I do. Maybe I do.
929 01:02:17,402 01:02:23,074 Look, your spit has touched my mouth. Look, your spit has touched my mouth.
930 01:02:23,282 01:02:24,617 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
931 01:02:24,826 01:02:26,744 I think we know each other well enough, huh? I think we know each other well enough, huh?
932 01:02:26,953 01:02:29,414 That's true, yeah. I can't. That's true, yeah. I can't.
933 01:02:40,591 01:02:46,514 In high school, I wanted to make out with you so hard. In high school, I wanted to make out with you so hard.
934 01:02:46,723 01:02:56,722
935 01:03:01,821 01:03:11,820
936 01:03:16,836 01:03:26,835
937 01:03:31,976 01:03:40,693
938 01:03:40,902 01:03:42,028 [ding] [ding]
939 01:03:42,236 01:03:52,235
940 01:03:53,706 01:03:57,084 DAVID: Now, this little number we're very, very happy with. DAVID: Now, this little number we're very, very happy with.
941 01:03:57,251 01:04:02,173 It's mellow but lasts longer. Perfect for the over-40 crowd. It's mellow but lasts longer. Perfect for the over-40 crowd.
942 01:04:02,381 01:04:07,261 And, uh, do you have anything a little stronger? And, uh, do you have anything a little stronger?
943 01:04:07,470 01:04:10,306 That...would be these guys. That...would be these guys.
944 01:04:10,515 01:04:11,349 Oh. Oh.
945 01:04:11,557 01:04:13,643 Terri's little babies. Terri's little babies.
946 01:04:13,851 01:04:16,854 Mushrooms covered in Mexican chocolate. Mushrooms covered in Mexican chocolate.
947 01:04:17,063 01:04:19,482 They'll really take you south of the border. They'll really take you south of the border.
948 01:04:19,690 01:04:21,818 BILL: Lover, you ready? BILL: Lover, you ready?
949 01:04:22,026 01:04:25,029 Yeah, yeah, just a second. I'll meet you at the car, honey. Yeah, yeah, just a second. I'll meet you at the car, honey.
950 01:04:29,700 01:04:30,701 I threw up! I threw up!
951 01:04:30,910 01:04:38,084
952 01:04:38,292 01:04:40,503 Hello? Hello?
953 01:04:40,711 01:04:41,796 Guys? Guys?
954 01:04:46,217 01:04:48,636 Do you want to roast some pumpkin seeds? Do you want to roast some pumpkin seeds?
955 01:04:48,845 01:04:58,844
956 01:05:01,983 01:05:10,992
957 01:05:11,200 01:05:12,201 Hello? Hello?
958 01:05:12,410 01:05:19,375
959 01:05:19,584 01:05:20,710 Guys? Guys?
960 01:05:20,918 01:05:30,917
961 01:05:35,266 01:05:45,265
962 01:06:32,573 01:06:34,075 [knock on door] [knock on door]
963 01:06:44,710 01:06:46,671 Um... Um...
964 01:06:46,879 01:06:49,799 I made a salad for lunch. I made a salad for lunch.
965 01:06:50,007 01:06:52,677 Do you want some? Do you want some?
966 01:06:52,885 01:06:53,970 Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, that'd be nice.
967 01:06:56,639 01:06:59,767 When do you have to go back? Tomorrow? When do you have to go back? Tomorrow?
968 01:06:59,976 01:07:03,813 Um, I was thinking about leaving today actually. Um, I was thinking about leaving today actually.
969 01:07:04,021 01:07:07,108 Oh. Oh.
970 01:07:07,316 01:07:12,321 Do you think you could stay maybe one more night? Do you think you could stay maybe one more night?
971 01:07:12,530 01:07:14,448 I have a fun idea. I have a fun idea.
972 01:07:16,826 01:07:18,119 How fun? How fun?
973 01:07:22,164 01:07:24,750 Fun. Fun.
974 01:07:24,959 01:07:29,463 Sister Joan of Arc, I try to make it a habit Sister Joan of Arc, I try to make it a habit
975 01:07:29,672 01:07:31,632 to raise my voice only when necessary, to raise my voice only when necessary,
976 01:07:31,841 01:07:33,634 and it is not often and it is not often
977 01:07:33,843 01:07:35,928 that the occasion calls for me to raise my voice, that the occasion calls for me to raise my voice,
978 01:07:36,137 01:07:39,515 but you are trying my patience, and on top of that, but you are trying my patience, and on top of that,
979 01:07:39,724 01:07:41,600 you are still in possession of my car, you are still in possession of my car,
980 01:07:41,809 01:07:43,352 a car which is needed up here in New York, a car which is needed up here in New York,
981 01:07:43,561 01:07:44,437 in case you forgot. in case you forgot.
982 01:07:44,645 01:07:47,606 [dial tone] [dial tone]
983 01:07:47,815 01:07:50,401 [siren] [siren]
984 01:07:50,609 01:07:54,113 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
985 01:07:54,321 01:07:56,032 She hung up. She hung up.
986 01:07:56,240 01:07:59,618 BILL: And one, two, three, four. Uh-huh. BILL: And one, two, three, four. Uh-huh.
987 01:07:59,827 01:08:01,704 [drumming] [drumming]
988 01:08:01,912 01:08:03,289 Uh-huh. That's it. Uh-huh. That's it.
989 01:08:03,497 01:08:05,541 Okay, come on. Oh, yes! Okay, come on. Oh, yes!
990 01:08:05,750 01:08:08,127 Oh, yes. Here we go. Oh, yes. Here we go.
991 01:08:08,335 01:08:10,129 And one, two, three, four! And one, two, three, four!
992 01:08:10,337 01:08:13,549 Happy family Halloween party! Happy family Halloween party!
993 01:08:13,758 01:08:14,550 Whoo! Whoo!
994 01:08:14,759 01:08:24,758
995 01:08:28,939 01:08:29,982 Thank you. Thank you.
996 01:08:30,191 01:08:40,190
997 01:08:40,868 01:08:41,702 Awesome. Awesome.
998 01:08:41,911 01:08:48,459
999 01:08:48,667 01:08:49,710 Bring our family together Bring our family together
1000 01:08:49,919 01:08:53,047 for this festive Halloween night, for this festive Halloween night,
1001 01:08:53,255 01:08:57,802 and for...for this food that we are about to receive. and for...for this food that we are about to receive.
1002 01:08:58,010 01:09:00,012 Amen. Amen.
1003 01:09:00,221 01:09:01,013 Let's eat. Let's eat.
1004 01:09:01,222 01:09:09,105
1005 01:09:09,313 01:09:18,030
1006 01:09:18,239 01:09:20,908 This is awesome, This is awesome,
1007 01:09:21,117 01:09:23,536 awesomely done, I just want to say. awesomely done, I just want to say.
1008 01:09:23,744 01:09:25,496
1009 01:09:25,704 01:09:26,539 [hisses] [hisses]
1010 01:09:26,747 01:09:33,671
1011 01:09:33,879 01:09:34,755 Good. Good.
1012 01:09:34,964 01:09:39,760
1013 01:09:39,969 01:09:46,350
1014 01:09:46,559 01:09:51,313 [muffled voices] [muffled voices]
1015 01:09:51,522 01:09:52,815 Just touch it. Just touch it.
1016 01:09:53,023 01:09:59,029
1017 01:09:59,238 01:10:04,827 [music playing over dialogue] [music playing over dialogue]
1018 01:10:05,035 01:10:15,034
1019 01:10:18,132 01:10:19,091 Colleen! Colleen!
1020 01:10:19,300 01:10:20,676 Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha!
1021 01:10:20,885 01:10:22,136 [screaming] [screaming]
1022 01:10:22,344 01:10:27,558
1023 01:10:27,766 01:10:30,728 Sweet pea. Sweet pea.
1024 01:10:30,936 01:10:32,897 Everybody having a good time? Everybody having a good time?
1025 01:10:46,952 01:10:49,163 Anyone else for seconds? Anyone else for seconds?
1026 01:10:49,371 01:10:52,208 Um, sweet pea? Um, sweet pea?
1027 01:10:52,416 01:10:55,794 It's her last night. Let her indulge. It's her last night. Let her indulge.
1028 01:10:56,003 01:10:58,339 You wanna split one? You wanna split one?
1029 01:10:58,547 01:11:00,132 Sure! Sure!
1030 01:11:00,341 01:11:02,468 BILL: Don't mind if I do. BILL: Don't mind if I do.
1031 01:11:18,025 01:11:22,071 Mom, how much wine did you put in that pasta? Mom, how much wine did you put in that pasta?
1032 01:11:22,279 01:11:25,532 Oh, not a lot. Oh, not a lot.
1033 01:11:25,741 01:11:27,743 I am such a lightweight. I am such a lightweight.
1034 01:11:27,952 01:11:31,163 JACOB: Wait, doesn't the heat cook out all the alcohol? JACOB: Wait, doesn't the heat cook out all the alcohol?
1035 01:11:31,372 01:11:35,292 TRICIA: Yeah, you're right. My fingers are a little tingly. TRICIA: Yeah, you're right. My fingers are a little tingly.
1036 01:11:38,921 01:11:44,385 JACOB: What did you put in the cupcakes, Mom? JACOB: What did you put in the cupcakes, Mom?
1037 01:11:44,593 01:11:45,552 Mom? Mom?
1038 01:11:45,761 01:11:49,807 Colleen, it's your last night. Colleen, it's your last night.
1039 01:11:50,015 01:11:54,228 I just wanted us to all relax and have fun, you know, I just wanted us to all relax and have fun, you know,
1040 01:11:54,436 01:11:55,521 like a family. like a family.
1041 01:11:55,729 01:11:57,064 Why would you... Why would you...
1042 01:11:57,273 01:11:59,608 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
1043 01:12:03,612 01:12:04,571 [door slams] [door slams]
1044 01:12:12,746 01:12:13,580 [sniffs] [sniffs]
1045 01:12:13,789 01:12:14,581 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
1046 01:12:14,790 01:12:15,582 Sweet pea! Sweet pea!
1047 01:12:15,791 01:12:18,711 [jiggling doorknob] [jiggling doorknob]
1048 01:12:18,919 01:12:23,257 Sweet pea, please open up! Sweet pea, please open up!
1049 01:12:23,465 01:12:25,467 Colleen Noel Lunsford, this isn't funny! Colleen Noel Lunsford, this isn't funny!
1050 01:12:25,676 01:12:26,802 [turns up music] [turns up music]
1051 01:12:27,011 01:12:37,010
1052 01:12:39,440 01:12:40,399 [music stops] [music stops]
1053 01:12:44,320 01:12:47,531 You knew about the key under the gargoyle? You knew about the key under the gargoyle?
1054 01:12:47,740 01:12:51,076 JOANI: I always knew about the gargoyle key. JOANI: I always knew about the gargoyle key.
1055 01:12:59,209 01:13:02,421 So, is it okay if I sit down? So, is it okay if I sit down?
1056 01:13:02,629 01:13:03,464 Fine. Fine.
1057 01:13:26,653 01:13:27,988 Am I a bad mom? Am I a bad mom?
1058 01:13:30,949 01:13:34,828 That's not a fair question. That's not a fair question.
1059 01:13:35,037 01:13:37,289 Was I a bad mom? Was I a bad mom?
1060 01:13:43,379 01:13:47,174 I guess it's not your fault. I guess it's not your fault.
1061 01:13:47,383 01:13:50,344 It was just a lot. It was just a lot.
1062 01:13:52,054 01:13:57,267 First Jacob, then you. First Jacob, then you.
1063 01:13:57,476 01:14:01,980 I just, I just needed... I just, I just needed...
1064 01:14:02,189 01:14:03,524 structure. structure.
1065 01:14:07,653 01:14:08,987 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1066 01:14:15,828 01:14:17,704 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, me, too.
1067 01:14:25,212 01:14:28,882 Do you like being a nun? Do you like being a nun?
1068 01:14:29,091 01:14:32,177 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
1069 01:14:34,680 01:14:37,808 Do you ever wish you could have a boyfriend? Do you ever wish you could have a boyfriend?
1070 01:14:41,103 01:14:43,647 Girlfriend? Girlfriend?
1071 01:14:43,856 01:14:48,902 I don't think I'll ever want to do that with anyone. I don't think I'll ever want to do that with anyone.
1072 01:14:49,111 01:14:54,867 Hmm. When you were growing up, your dad and I used to think Hmm. When you were growing up, your dad and I used to think
1073 01:14:55,075 01:14:58,996 you'd become a lesbian Satanist. you'd become a lesbian Satanist.
1074 01:15:07,671 01:15:09,965 Sometimes I think you're sad I'm not. Sometimes I think you're sad I'm not.
1075 01:15:17,222 01:15:20,184 Colleen, when I was your age, Colleen, when I was your age,
1076 01:15:20,392 01:15:25,314 I thought having a kid would make me an adult, I thought having a kid would make me an adult,
1077 01:15:25,522 01:15:28,609 that it was going to give me some kind of purpose, that it was going to give me some kind of purpose,
1078 01:15:28,817 01:15:31,487 some sense of direction, some sense of direction,
1079 01:15:31,695 01:15:37,159 but, um, it didn't, not really. but, um, it didn't, not really.
1080 01:15:41,955 01:15:46,043 And neither did having another one. And neither did having another one.
1081 01:15:46,210 01:15:48,629 And, um, I got older, And, um, I got older,
1082 01:15:48,837 01:15:52,174 and there was more and more responsibility, and there was more and more responsibility,
1083 01:15:52,382 01:15:53,884 and then that just never went away, and then that just never went away,
1084 01:15:54,092 01:15:58,847 and it got harder and harder, and... and it got harder and harder, and...
1085 01:15:59,056 01:16:01,683 and, um... and, um...
1086 01:16:01,892 01:16:06,522 I found myself becoming very sad. I found myself becoming very sad.
1087 01:16:09,149 01:16:12,653 And when I was at my saddest, And when I was at my saddest,
1088 01:16:12,861 01:16:19,243 I just wanted to go to sleep and not wake up, I just wanted to go to sleep and not wake up,
1089 01:16:19,451 01:16:22,538 just sleep. just sleep.
1090 01:16:22,746 01:16:24,248 And that didn't happen either. And that didn't happen either.
1091 01:16:24,456 01:16:25,916 No matter how hard I tried, No matter how hard I tried,
1092 01:16:26,124 01:16:30,796 I just kept waking up and waking up and waking up. I just kept waking up and waking up and waking up.
1093 01:16:33,632 01:16:35,842 And then I tried something different. And then I tried something different.
1094 01:16:40,138 01:16:42,975 I didn't get that moment, Colleen, I didn't get that moment, Colleen,
1095 01:16:43,183 01:16:45,686 where everything was just suddenly okay. where everything was just suddenly okay.
1096 01:16:45,894 01:16:50,524 I don't think those moments exist. I don't think those moments exist.
1097 01:16:50,732 01:16:56,697 I think all you can do is keep trying I think all you can do is keep trying
1098 01:16:56,905 01:17:02,703 and hope that somehow trying can be good enough. and hope that somehow trying can be good enough.
1099 01:17:09,209 01:17:10,085 [sniffs] [sniffs]
1100 01:17:10,294 01:17:11,837 It's good to talk, right? It's good to talk, right?
1101 01:17:16,592 01:17:18,468 Can we be friends? Can we be friends?
1102 01:17:21,263 01:17:25,142 Yeah, Mom, we can be friends. Yeah, Mom, we can be friends.
1103 01:17:31,648 01:17:33,900 Is it always this fun to be stoned? Is it always this fun to be stoned?
1104 01:17:34,109 01:17:37,696 MAN ON TV: You're expecting a mere handsaw MAN ON TV: You're expecting a mere handsaw
1105 01:17:37,904 01:17:41,658 and a covered wooden casket? and a covered wooden casket?
1106 01:17:41,867 01:17:45,245 Oh, no. That's the old-fashioned way Oh, no. That's the old-fashioned way
1107 01:17:45,454 01:17:48,415 of sawing people in half. of sawing people in half.
1108 01:17:48,624 01:17:52,961 Today, magicians are mechanized tools, Today, magicians are mechanized tools,
1109 01:17:53,170 01:17:59,676 and nothing will be concealed from your view! and nothing will be concealed from your view!
1110 01:18:01,887 01:18:08,352 [whirring] [whirring]
1111 01:18:08,560 01:18:10,395 [screaming] [screaming]
1112 01:18:10,604 01:18:11,772 Ew! Ew!
1113 01:18:20,906 01:18:25,035 Oh, this isn't scary. It's just horrible. Oh, this isn't scary. It's just horrible.
1114 01:18:30,791 01:18:32,042 Aah! Aah!
1115 01:18:32,250 01:18:34,503 [laughs] [laughs]
1116 01:18:34,711 01:18:36,421 They're coming to get you, Barbara! They're coming to get you, Barbara!
1117 01:18:36,630 01:18:37,547 Stop it. Stop it.
1118 01:18:37,756 01:18:39,299 [knocking] [knocking]
1119 01:18:39,508 01:18:40,300 Shh! Shh!
1120 01:18:40,509 01:18:44,304 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
1121 01:18:49,059 01:18:50,727 What do we do? What do we do?
1122 01:18:50,936 01:18:52,396 What do we do? What do we do?
1123 01:18:52,604 01:18:53,814 JACOB: Answer it. JACOB: Answer it.
1124 01:18:54,022 01:18:55,232 What if it's the cops? What if it's the cops?
1125 01:18:55,440 01:18:56,775 JACOB: How could it possibly be the cops? JACOB: How could it possibly be the cops?
1126 01:18:56,983 01:18:58,485 TRICIA: How could it possibly not be the cops? TRICIA: How could it possibly not be the cops?
1127 01:18:58,694 01:19:00,529 If it's not the cops, then who is it? If it's not the cops, then who is it?
1128 01:19:00,737 01:19:04,408 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
1129 01:19:04,616 01:19:09,663 JACOB: Okay, rock-paper-scissors for who answers the door. JACOB: Okay, rock-paper-scissors for who answers the door.
1130 01:19:09,871 01:19:11,540 One, two, three. One, two, three.
1131 01:19:25,679 01:19:27,222 [drumming] [drumming]
1132 01:19:27,431 01:19:28,932 Ah! Jacob! Ah! Jacob!
1133 01:19:31,476 01:19:33,019 Mom, Dad, wake up! Mom, Dad, wake up!
1134 01:19:33,228 01:19:34,980 Animal Liberations has taken Jacob! Animal Liberations has taken Jacob!
1135 01:19:35,188 01:19:39,651 [drumming] [drumming]
1136 01:19:39,860 01:19:41,027 Close the door! Close the door!
1137 01:19:41,236 01:19:44,531 [drumming] [drumming]
1138 01:19:44,740 01:19:46,616 I'll get my keys. I'll get my keys.
1139 01:19:46,825 01:19:47,993 Come on! Come on!
1140 01:19:50,787 01:19:51,663 Oh, my gosh, Tricia. I'm so sorry. Oh, my gosh, Tricia. I'm so sorry.
1141 01:19:51,872 01:19:52,914 This is all my fault. This is all my fault.
1142 01:19:53,123 01:19:53,874 None of this would have happened if I-- None of this would have happened if I--
1143 01:19:54,082 01:19:54,875 I shouldn't have come home. I shouldn't have come home.
1144 01:19:55,083 01:19:55,876 Honk at them! Honk at them!
1145 01:19:56,084 01:19:56,835 [honking horn] [honking horn]
1146 01:19:57,043 01:19:58,253 Honk louder! Honk louder!
1147 01:19:58,462 01:19:59,546 I can't drive and honk at the same time! I can't drive and honk at the same time!
1148 01:19:59,755 01:20:01,089 Hurry up! They're getting away! Hurry up! They're getting away!
1149 01:20:01,298 01:20:02,090 Oh, god! What do you think they're gonna do to him? Oh, god! What do you think they're gonna do to him?
1150 01:20:02,299 01:20:03,717 I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying!
1151 01:20:03,925 01:20:05,677 I didn't want him to go away. I'm sorry for everything I didn't want him to go away. I'm sorry for everything
1152 01:20:05,886 01:20:07,554 I've ever said or done that's bad ever. I've ever said or done that's bad ever.
1153 01:20:07,763 01:20:09,306 Tricia, it's okay. Tricia, it's okay.
1154 01:20:09,514 01:20:11,016 Everybody in the whole world thinks bad things sometimes. Everybody in the whole world thinks bad things sometimes.
1155 01:20:11,224 01:20:13,185 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
1156 01:20:13,393 01:20:15,103 Oh, no. That is not good. Oh, no. That is not good.
1157 01:20:15,312 01:20:16,104 What? What?
1158 01:20:16,313 01:20:18,273 Uh, nothing. Uh, nothing.
1159 01:20:18,482 01:20:24,362 [slow-motion clucking] [slow-motion clucking]
1160 01:20:24,571 01:20:27,532 WEIRD VOICE: Some people need to be terrorized sometimes. WEIRD VOICE: Some people need to be terrorized sometimes.
1161 01:20:27,741 01:20:28,617 Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
1162 01:20:28,825 01:20:30,035 TRICIA: Watch out! TRICIA: Watch out!
1163 01:20:30,243 01:20:31,912 [screaming] [screaming]
1164 01:20:32,120 01:20:36,124 LITTLE COLLEEN: "Oh, Sally, you left me down the stairs. LITTLE COLLEEN: "Oh, Sally, you left me down the stairs.
1165 01:20:36,333 01:20:39,044 I'm coming up them!" I'm coming up them!"
1166 01:20:39,252 01:20:43,131 And then a few hours later, the doll said again, And then a few hours later, the doll said again,
1167 01:20:43,340 01:20:47,135 "Sally, I'm in your room!" "Sally, I'm in your room!"
1168 01:20:47,344 01:20:49,137 Sally got really, really scared. Sally got really, really scared.
1169 01:20:49,346 01:20:50,472 She pulled the covers up She pulled the covers up
1170 01:20:50,680 01:20:52,974 and, and put a pillow on her face. and, and put a pillow on her face.
1171 01:20:53,183 01:20:57,145 Then, then the doll said again, Then, then the doll said again,
1172 01:20:57,354 01:20:59,981 "Oh, Sally, I'm right next to you!" "Oh, Sally, I'm right next to you!"
1173 01:21:00,190 01:21:02,692 Then the light turned on suddenly, Then the light turned on suddenly,
1174 01:21:02,901 01:21:05,695 and she saw the doll, and the doll killed her, and she saw the doll, and the doll killed her,
1175 01:21:05,904 01:21:10,033 and every single time the doll kills a person, and every single time the doll kills a person,
1176 01:21:10,242 01:21:11,743 she puts up one finger, she puts up one finger,
1177 01:21:11,952 01:21:15,831 and if she runs out of fingers, she grows more. and if she runs out of fingers, she grows more.
1178 01:21:16,039 01:21:20,085 And no one knows where the doll is now. And no one knows where the doll is now.
1179 01:21:21,461 01:21:23,672 [distant whooping] [distant whooping]
1180 01:21:23,880 01:21:25,632 Tricia. Tricia.
1181 01:21:25,841 01:21:27,676 Yeah, Colleen? Yeah, Colleen?
1182 01:21:27,884 01:21:29,219 Are you alive? Are you alive?
1183 01:21:29,427 01:21:30,971 I think so. I think so.
1184 01:21:38,144 01:21:40,188 Let's get out of the car. Let's get out of the car.
1185 01:21:40,397 01:21:41,273 Okay. Okay.
1186 01:21:41,481 01:21:44,109 MEN: Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! MEN: Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
1187 01:21:44,317 01:21:46,945 Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
1188 01:21:47,153 01:21:49,614 Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
1189 01:21:49,823 01:21:51,533 Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
1190 01:21:51,741 01:21:53,618 Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
1191 01:21:53,827 01:21:57,956 [cheering] [cheering]
1192 01:21:58,164 01:22:00,000 CHIP: Shoot, dog, we missed your ass! CHIP: Shoot, dog, we missed your ass!
1193 01:22:00,208 01:22:01,376 BERNIE: Didn't mean to snatch you up like that BERNIE: Didn't mean to snatch you up like that
1194 01:22:01,585 01:22:05,380 but F-U-N doesn't take N-O for an answer! but F-U-N doesn't take N-O for an answer!
1195 01:22:05,589 01:22:07,465 Whoo! Whoo!
1196 01:22:07,674 01:22:11,595 CHIP: And we got you a little welcome back surprise, soldier! CHIP: And we got you a little welcome back surprise, soldier!
1197 01:22:11,803 01:22:13,763 Whoo! Whoo!
1198 01:22:13,972 01:22:15,932 There we go! There we go!
1199 01:22:16,141 01:22:17,726
1200 01:22:17,934 01:22:20,478 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪
1201 01:22:20,687 01:22:23,565 Welcome home, Sergeant Lunsford! Welcome home, Sergeant Lunsford!
1202 01:22:23,773 01:22:28,486 Whoo! Whoo!
1203 01:22:28,695 01:22:37,537
1204 01:22:37,746 01:22:38,997 MAN: Yeah, baby, shake that. MAN: Yeah, baby, shake that.
1205 01:22:39,205 01:22:41,666
1206 01:22:41,875 01:22:42,918 Jacob! Jacob!
1207 01:22:43,126 01:22:48,673 [men cheering] [men cheering]
1208 01:22:48,882 01:22:50,383 No! No!
1209 01:22:50,592 01:22:51,384 Jacob! Jacob!
1210 01:22:51,593 01:22:53,011 No, Jacob! No, Jacob!
1211 01:22:53,219 01:22:54,512 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1212 01:22:54,721 01:22:56,681 What? What?
1213 01:22:56,890 01:22:58,725 Jacob? Jacob?
1214 01:22:58,934 01:23:00,685 Call an ambulance! He can't breathe! Call an ambulance! He can't breathe!
1215 01:23:02,562 01:23:07,984 [beeping] [beeping]
1216 01:23:16,534 01:23:17,535 Thanks. Thanks.
1217 01:23:19,788 01:23:21,706 Sure thing, sugar pie. Sure thing, sugar pie.
1218 01:23:32,801 01:23:36,721 Can I ask you a weird question? Can I ask you a weird question?
1219 01:23:36,930 01:23:39,975 Ask away, angel. Ask away, angel.
1220 01:23:40,183 01:23:42,352 Do your parents know what you do? Do your parents know what you do?
1221 01:23:45,814 01:23:48,733 Sure do. Sure do.
1222 01:23:48,942 01:23:53,405 Can't say they're happy about it, but... Can't say they're happy about it, but...
1223 01:23:53,613 01:23:56,199 we all gotta pay our bills, right? we all gotta pay our bills, right?
1224 01:23:56,408 01:23:57,909 Yeah. Yeah.
1225 01:24:00,662 01:24:03,790 Plus, I know they can't talk, anyway. Plus, I know they can't talk, anyway.
1226 01:24:03,999 01:24:07,544 We're all screw-ups. We're all screw-ups.
1227 01:24:07,752 01:24:10,338 I guess that's why we love each other. I guess that's why we love each other.
1228 01:24:10,547 01:24:12,507 DOCTOR: He's in stable condition. DOCTOR: He's in stable condition.
1229 01:24:12,716 01:24:13,883 He's going to be okay, He's going to be okay,
1230 01:24:14,092 01:24:15,343 but we'll need to keep him for a week or so but we'll need to keep him for a week or so
1231 01:24:15,552 01:24:17,137 to monitor him. to monitor him.
1232 01:24:17,345 01:24:19,973 Thank you so much. We really appreciate it. Thank you so much. We really appreciate it.
1233 01:24:20,181 01:24:22,684 He's a real hero for pulling through this one. He's a real hero for pulling through this one.
1234 01:24:22,892 01:24:25,562 We'll be sure to tell him you said that. We'll be sure to tell him you said that.
1235 01:24:27,105 01:24:28,189 Thanks. Thanks.
1236 01:24:29,607 01:24:31,109 [kiss] [kiss]
1237 01:24:31,317 01:24:34,571 Okay, we'll take it from here. Thank you so much. Okay, we'll take it from here. Thank you so much.
1238 01:24:34,779 01:24:35,780 All right. All right.
1239 01:24:37,741 01:24:40,243 Bless y'all. Bless y'all.
1240 01:24:40,452 01:24:42,287 Call me if you need anything? Call me if you need anything?
1241 01:24:49,753 01:24:50,962 Okay. Okay.
1242 01:24:53,339 01:24:54,674 All good. All good.
1243 01:25:02,932 01:25:04,517 I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Dad.
1244 01:25:09,064 01:25:10,815 It's gonna be okay, sweet pea. It's gonna be okay, sweet pea.
1245 01:25:21,493 01:25:24,037 I'm gonna miss you guys a lot. I'm gonna miss you guys a lot.
1246 01:25:26,081 01:25:28,750 You can come visit us anytime. You can come visit us anytime.
1247 01:25:30,710 01:25:32,128 You, too. You, too.
1248 01:25:32,337 01:25:39,135
1249 01:25:39,344 01:25:41,513 OBAMA: It's been a long time coming, OBAMA: It's been a long time coming,
1250 01:25:41,721 01:25:45,683 but tonight, because of what we did on this day, but tonight, because of what we did on this day,
1251 01:25:45,892 01:25:49,771 in this election, at this defining moment, in this election, at this defining moment,
1252 01:25:49,979 01:25:51,689 change has come to America! change has come to America!
1253 01:25:51,898 01:25:59,948 [applause] [applause]
1254 01:26:03,743 01:26:07,455 What do you ask of this community? What do you ask of this community?
1255 01:26:07,664 01:26:10,500 I ask to be a fully incorporated member. I ask to be a fully incorporated member.
1256 01:26:13,753 01:26:16,506 God of mercy and compassion, God of mercy and compassion,
1257 01:26:16,714 01:26:19,968 I celebrate your faithfulness and love for me, I celebrate your faithfulness and love for me,
1258 01:26:20,176 01:26:22,637 and I praise your name. and I praise your name.
1259 01:26:22,846 01:26:26,057 In thanksgiving for this gift of my vocation, In thanksgiving for this gift of my vocation,
1260 01:26:26,266 01:26:32,897 I vow to live a life of poverty, chastity, and obedience, I vow to live a life of poverty, chastity, and obedience,
1261 01:26:33,106 01:26:36,609 and to persevere in this community until death. and to persevere in this community until death.
1262 01:26:36,818 01:26:38,611 [typing] [typing]
1263 01:26:56,671 01:26:57,589 [click] [click]
1264 01:26:57,797 01:27:07,796
1265 01:27:11,936 01:27:21,935
1266 01:27:22,572 01:27:26,492 PRIEST: Lord, bless these rings which we bless in your name. PRIEST: Lord, bless these rings which we bless in your name.
1267 01:27:26,701 01:27:28,161 Grant that those who wear them Grant that those who wear them
1268 01:27:28,369 01:27:31,748 may always have a deep faith in each other. may always have a deep faith in each other.
1269 01:27:31,956 01:27:34,959 May they do your will and always live together May they do your will and always live together
1270 01:27:35,168 01:27:38,463 in peace, goodwill, and love. in peace, goodwill, and love.
1271 01:27:38,671 01:27:41,507 We ask this through Christ, our Lord. We ask this through Christ, our Lord.
1272 01:27:44,761 01:27:47,972 With this ring, With this ring,
1273 01:27:48,181 01:27:51,684 I make you my wife. I make you my wife.
1274 01:27:51,893 01:27:56,814 And with this ring, I make you my husband. And with this ring, I make you my husband.
1275 01:27:57,023 01:28:01,611
1276 01:28:01,819 01:28:02,612 All right! All right!
1277 01:28:02,820 01:28:05,365 [cheering] [cheering]
1278 01:28:05,573 01:28:10,036 [applause] [applause]
1279 01:28:10,245 01:28:12,830 ♪ It's such a cold world ♪ ♪ It's such a cold world ♪
1280 01:28:13,039 01:28:17,377
1281 01:28:17,585 01:28:19,545 ♪ It's such a cold world ♪ ♪ It's such a cold world ♪
1282 01:28:19,754 01:28:29,753
1283 01:28:34,894 01:28:44,893
1284 01:28:47,323 01:28:50,326 ♪ The words that you say ♪ ♪ The words that you say ♪
1285 01:28:50,535 01:28:54,622 ♪ Aren't just a game that you play ♪ ♪ Aren't just a game that you play ♪
1286 01:28:54,831 01:28:58,001 ♪ Your choice ♪ ♪ Your choice ♪
1287 01:28:58,209 01:29:01,546 ♪ is sincere ♪ ♪ is sincere ♪
1288 01:29:01,754 01:29:05,008 ♪ But the feelings you show ♪ ♪ But the feelings you show ♪
1289 01:29:05,216 01:29:09,262 ♪ Make no difference at all ♪ ♪ Make no difference at all ♪
1290 01:29:09,470 01:29:12,265 ♪ To those ♪ ♪ To those ♪
1291 01:29:12,473 01:29:16,644 ♪ You call the creatures ♪ ♪ You call the creatures ♪
1292 01:29:16,853 01:29:18,271 ♪ Eye to eye, face to face ♪ ♪ Eye to eye, face to face ♪
1293 01:29:18,479 01:29:23,735 ♪ lips to lips and tongue to tongue ♪ ♪ lips to lips and tongue to tongue ♪
1294 01:29:23,943 01:29:25,695 ♪ Eye to eye, face to face ♪ ♪ Eye to eye, face to face ♪
1295 01:29:25,903 01:29:30,658 ♪ lips to lips and tongue to tongue ♪ ♪ lips to lips and tongue to tongue ♪
1296 01:29:30,867 01:29:32,952 ♪ It's such a cold world ♪ ♪ It's such a cold world ♪
1297 01:29:33,161 01:29:37,832
1298 01:29:38,041 01:29:40,168 ♪ It's such a cold world ♪ ♪ It's such a cold world ♪
1299 01:29:40,376 01:29:49,218
1300 01:29:49,427 01:29:59,426
1301 01:30:00,563 01:30:02,273 ♪ You call it the communism ♪ ♪ You call it the communism ♪
1302 01:30:02,482 01:30:04,067 ♪ Call it the communism ♪ ♪ Call it the communism ♪
1303 01:30:04,275 01:30:05,777 ♪ Call it the communism ♪ ♪ Call it the communism ♪
1304 01:30:05,985 01:30:08,613 ♪ Call it the communism of love ♪ ♪ Call it the communism of love ♪
1305 01:30:08,821 01:30:14,911
1306 01:30:15,119 01:30:16,788 ♪ You call it the communism ♪ ♪ You call it the communism ♪
1307 01:30:16,996 01:30:18,581 ♪ Call it the communism ♪ ♪ Call it the communism ♪
1308 01:30:18,790 01:30:20,500 ♪ Call it the communism ♪ ♪ Call it the communism ♪
1309 01:30:20,708 01:30:24,045 ♪ Call it the communism of love ♪ ♪ Call it the communism of love ♪
1310 01:30:24,253 01:30:29,634
1311 01:30:29,842 01:30:31,427 ♪ You call it the communism ♪ ♪ You call it the communism ♪
1312 01:30:31,636 01:30:33,262 ♪ Call it the communism ♪ ♪ Call it the communism ♪
1313 01:30:33,471 01:30:35,014 ♪ Call it the communism ♪ ♪ Call it the communism ♪
1314 01:30:35,223 01:30:38,559 ♪ Call it the communism of love ♪ ♪ Call it the communism of love ♪
1315 01:30:38,768 01:30:44,524
1316 01:30:44,732 01:30:45,608 ♪ Call it ♪ ♪ Call it ♪
1317 01:30:45,817 01:30:50,655
1318 01:30:52,532 01:31:02,166 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]