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1 00:00:03,129 00:00:04,672 [light piano music] [light piano music]
2 00:00:30,948 00:00:32,408 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
3 00:00:59,185 00:01:00,102 Hello? Hello?
4 00:01:01,228 00:01:02,396 [stumbling] Oh! [stumbling] Oh!
5 00:01:02,480 00:01:04,231 Oh. Oh.
6 00:01:04,315 00:01:06,025 Is, um, is Leo Kaplan here? Is, um, is Leo Kaplan here?
7 00:01:07,735 00:01:09,487 Oh, oh. [chuckles] Oh, oh. [chuckles]
8 00:01:09,570 00:01:11,447 Sorry. I think I'm in the wrong house. Sorry. I think I'm in the wrong house.
9 00:01:11,530 00:01:12,823 Rosemary?! Rosemary?!
10 00:01:12,907 00:01:14,742 Oh, my God! Hi! Oh, my God! Hi!
11 00:01:15,409 00:01:18,662 Emma! Wow, you look so different. Emma! Wow, you look so different.
12 00:01:18,746 00:01:19,580 It's Bliss. It's Bliss.
13 00:01:20,706 00:01:22,208 Come on. I'll show you inside. Come on. I'll show you inside.
14 00:01:23,959 00:01:26,128 [man humming] [man humming]
15 00:01:27,671 00:01:28,798 Great. Great.
16 00:01:28,881 00:01:31,300 [mystic chant] [mystic chant]
17 00:01:31,383 00:01:33,052 Is, um, is Leo here? Is, um, is Leo here?
18 00:01:33,177 00:01:35,721 He's working but I'll show you to his room. He's working but I'll show you to his room.
19 00:01:35,805 00:01:36,972 [Rosemary] Oh, good. [Rosemary] Oh, good.
20 00:01:37,056 00:01:39,058 Thank you so much, Emma. Thank you so much, Emma.
21 00:01:39,141 00:01:40,601 - Bliss. - Sat Nam. - Bliss. - Sat Nam.
22 00:01:40,684 00:01:44,063 - Oh! - This is my boyfriend, Shamrock. - Oh! - This is my boyfriend, Shamrock.
23 00:01:44,146 00:01:46,315 Rosemary went to high school with me and Leo. Rosemary went to high school with me and Leo.
24 00:01:46,398 00:01:48,818 It's, um, nice to meet you. [chuckles] It's, um, nice to meet you. [chuckles]
25 00:01:48,901 00:01:49,944 We've met before. We've met before.
26 00:01:50,027 00:01:51,946 Oh, no. I just moved here actually, it's-- Oh, no. I just moved here actually, it's--
27 00:01:53,197 00:01:55,574 - We've met before. - [Rosemary chuckles nervously] - We've met before. - [Rosemary chuckles nervously]
28 00:01:55,658 00:01:57,243 [man humming in the distance] [man humming in the distance]
29 00:01:57,326 00:01:59,620 I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom.
30 00:02:19,890 00:02:21,225 [sighs] [sighs]
31 00:02:31,735 00:02:35,739 [man clucking] [man clucking]
32 00:02:35,823 00:02:37,241 [chuckling] [chuckling]
33 00:02:48,878 00:02:49,712 Jesus. Jesus.
34 00:03:17,239 00:03:18,157 [exhales] [exhales]
35 00:03:18,282 00:03:19,533 ["Another Day" by Lia Richardson] ["Another Day" by Lia Richardson]
36 00:03:19,617 00:03:21,702 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪
37 00:03:21,785 00:03:26,999 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
38 00:03:27,082 00:03:31,837 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
39 00:03:31,921 00:03:37,176 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
40 00:03:37,301 00:03:40,304 ♪ Doo-doo, da Just another day ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da Just another day ♪
41 00:03:40,387 00:03:42,181 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Da, doo, doo, da ♪
42 00:03:42,306 00:03:45,267 ♪ Doo-doo, da Just another way ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da Just another way ♪
43 00:03:45,351 00:03:48,395 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪
44 00:03:48,479 00:03:50,481 ♪ Just another song ♪ ♪ Just another song ♪
45 00:03:50,564 00:03:53,442 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da ♪
46 00:03:53,525 00:03:58,781 ♪ Trying to get along Doo, da, doo-doo, da, doo-doo ♪ ♪ Trying to get along Doo, da, doo-doo, da, doo-doo ♪
47 00:03:58,864 00:04:00,866 ♪ Got myself from you ♪ ♪ Got myself from you ♪
48 00:04:00,950 00:04:03,702 ♪ Free from all ♪ ♪ Free from all ♪
49 00:04:03,786 00:04:05,537 ♪ Hiding all the way ♪ ♪ Hiding all the way ♪
50 00:04:05,621 00:04:08,624 ♪ It's not your call ♪ ♪ It's not your call ♪
51 00:04:08,707 00:04:11,001 ♪ Leave it up to me ♪ ♪ Leave it up to me ♪
52 00:04:11,085 00:04:13,504 ♪ I'm far away ♪ ♪ I'm far away ♪
53 00:04:13,587 00:04:18,717 ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪ ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪
54 00:04:18,801 00:04:21,345 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪
55 00:04:21,428 00:04:25,975 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
56 00:04:26,058 00:04:31,188 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
57 00:04:31,272 00:04:36,485 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
58 00:04:36,568 00:04:37,653 ♪ Doo doo ♪ ♪ Doo doo ♪
59 00:04:37,736 00:04:39,488 ♪ Just another day ♪ ♪ Just another day ♪
60 00:04:39,571 00:04:41,073 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪
61 00:04:41,156 00:04:42,992 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪
62 00:04:43,075 00:04:44,535 ♪ Just another way ♪ ♪ Just another way ♪
63 00:04:44,618 00:04:47,746 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪
64 00:04:47,830 00:04:49,665 ♪ Just another song ♪ ♪ Just another song ♪
65 00:04:49,748 00:04:51,083 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da ♪ ♪ Da, doo, doo, da ♪
66 00:04:51,166 00:04:52,668 ♪ Doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da ♪
67 00:04:52,751 00:04:54,753 ♪ Trying to get along ♪ ♪ Trying to get along ♪
68 00:04:54,837 00:04:58,007 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da, doo-doo ♪ ♪ Da, doo, doo, da, doo-doo ♪
69 00:04:58,090 00:05:02,720 ♪ I got myself from you Free from all ♪ ♪ I got myself from you Free from all ♪
70 00:05:02,803 00:05:04,763 ♪ Hiding all the way ♪ ♪ Hiding all the way ♪
71 00:05:04,847 00:05:07,975 ♪ It's not your call ♪ ♪ It's not your call ♪
72 00:05:08,058 00:05:10,227 ♪ Leave it up to me ♪ ♪ Leave it up to me ♪
73 00:05:10,311 00:05:12,730 ♪ I'm far away ♪ ♪ I'm far away ♪
74 00:05:12,813 00:05:17,443 ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪ ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪
75 00:05:38,297 00:05:40,966 ♪ Just another day ♪ ♪ Just another day ♪
76 00:05:41,050 00:05:43,302 ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪
77 00:05:43,427 00:05:46,221 ♪ Just another way ♪ ♪ Just another way ♪
78 00:05:46,305 00:05:48,474 ♪ Hmm-hmm ♪ ♪ Hmm-hmm ♪
79 00:05:48,557 00:05:51,310 ♪ Just another song ♪ ♪ Just another song ♪
80 00:05:51,435 00:05:53,103 ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪
81 00:05:53,187 00:05:56,190 ♪ Trying to get along ♪ ♪ Trying to get along ♪
82 00:05:56,273 00:05:58,317 ♪ Hmm-hmm ♪ ♪ Hmm-hmm ♪
83 00:05:58,442 00:06:03,489 ♪ I got myself from you Free from all ♪ ♪ I got myself from you Free from all ♪
84 00:06:03,572 00:06:08,619 ♪ Hiding all the way It's not your call ♪ ♪ Hiding all the way It's not your call ♪
85 00:06:08,702 00:06:10,704 ♪ Leave it up to me ♪ ♪ Leave it up to me ♪
86 00:06:10,788 00:06:13,791 ♪ I'm far away ♪ ♪ I'm far away ♪
87 00:06:13,874 00:06:18,754 ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪ ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪
88 00:06:18,837 00:06:20,589 ♪ Just another day ♪ ♪ Just another day ♪
89 00:06:20,672 00:06:22,299 ♪ Da, doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Da, doo-doo, da ♪
90 00:06:22,383 00:06:23,634 ♪ Doo-doo, da ♪ ♪ Doo-doo, da ♪
91 00:06:23,717 00:06:26,845 ♪ Just another way ♪ ♪ Just another way ♪
92 00:06:26,929 00:06:28,764 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
93 00:06:28,847 00:06:31,475 ♪ Just another day ♪ ♪ Just another day ♪
94 00:06:31,558 00:06:35,187 [Rosemary] Hey, man, I'm back at your house. Where are you? [Rosemary] Hey, man, I'm back at your house. Where are you?
95 00:06:35,270 00:06:38,065 This is-- you better be on your way back here. This is-- you better be on your way back here.
96 00:06:38,148 00:06:39,817 Oh, excuse me. Oh, excuse me.
97 00:06:41,360 00:06:42,194 Hi. Hi.
98 00:06:43,529 00:06:45,364 - Is Leo here? - Sorry, love? - Is Leo here? - Sorry, love?
99 00:06:45,489 00:06:46,365 Leo, is he-- Leo, is he--
100 00:06:46,490 00:06:47,699 [Shamrock] Oh, Monkey King. [Shamrock] Oh, Monkey King.
101 00:06:47,783 00:06:49,368 Pintu, have you seen Monkey King? Pintu, have you seen Monkey King?
102 00:06:49,451 00:06:50,452 Honeybee. Honeybee.
103 00:06:50,536 00:06:52,371 Right. What, what is that? Right. What, what is that?
104 00:06:52,496 00:06:53,580 Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca.
105 00:06:55,582 00:06:58,836 [grunts] That smells... terrible. [grunts] That smells... terrible.
106 00:06:58,919 00:07:00,212 [chuckles] [chuckles]
107 00:07:00,295 00:07:02,214 No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you.
108 00:07:02,297 00:07:03,132 You'll love it. You'll love it.
109 00:07:04,425 00:07:05,759 I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom.
110 00:07:07,386 00:07:08,971 That girl has to pee a lot. That girl has to pee a lot.
111 00:07:12,724 00:07:13,559 [exhales] [exhales]
112 00:07:15,352 00:07:16,395 [sighs] [sighs]
113 00:07:16,520 00:07:18,272 These idiots don't believe in tequila, These idiots don't believe in tequila,
114 00:07:18,355 00:07:20,941 - but I do! - Leo! Yes! - but I do! - Leo! Yes!
115 00:07:21,024 00:07:22,651 Oh, thank God! Oh, thank God!
116 00:07:22,734 00:07:24,695 - You're so late! - I know. I'm sorry. - You're so late! - I know. I'm sorry.
117 00:07:24,778 00:07:27,197 Oh, my God! You look like you're in the tenth grade. Oh, my God! You look like you're in the tenth grade.
118 00:07:27,281 00:07:28,907 - No, I don't. Give me the tequila. - Sorry I'm late. - No, I don't. Give me the tequila. - Sorry I'm late.
119 00:07:28,991 00:07:30,576 Alright, I want to hear everything. Alright, I want to hear everything.
120 00:07:30,659 00:07:31,618 Tell me everything. Tell me everything.
121 00:07:31,702 00:07:34,288 Well, I don't know. Well, I don't know.
122 00:07:34,371 00:07:36,748 Just running around the city, you know. Just running around the city, you know.
123 00:07:36,832 00:07:38,917 - Just doing it. - Yeah? - Just doing it. - Yeah?
124 00:07:39,001 00:07:42,129 Can't really complain. It's what I signed up for, so. Can't really complain. It's what I signed up for, so.
125 00:07:42,212 00:07:43,130 What is it you do? What is it you do?
126 00:07:43,213 00:07:44,965 I'm in pharmaceuticals. I'm in pharmaceuticals.
127 00:07:45,048 00:07:47,134 Oh, so you're a pharmacist. Oh, so you're a pharmacist.
128 00:07:47,217 00:07:49,845 - It's kind of hard to explain. - So, you're not a pharmacist. - It's kind of hard to explain. - So, you're not a pharmacist.
129 00:07:49,928 00:07:52,681 Well, I don't know, when you think about it Well, I don't know, when you think about it
130 00:07:52,764 00:07:54,600 I'm not that different from a pharmacist. I'm not that different from a pharmacist.
131 00:07:54,683 00:07:56,727 - You sound like a drug dealer. - No. - You sound like a drug dealer. - No.
132 00:07:57,769 00:07:59,062 Well, yeah, kinda. Well, yeah, kinda.
133 00:07:59,146 00:08:00,772 Um, no. I, uh, Um, no. I, uh,
134 00:08:00,856 00:08:02,316 I work at the vitamin Shop. I work at the vitamin Shop.
135 00:08:04,860 00:08:06,069 Can I ask you something? Can I ask you something?
136 00:08:06,153 00:08:07,362 Of course. Of course.
137 00:08:07,446 00:08:10,032 - Why are you wearing a suit? - [laughs] - Why are you wearing a suit? - [laughs]
138 00:08:10,115 00:08:12,284 I am working a Bar Mitzvah tonight. I am working a Bar Mitzvah tonight.
139 00:08:12,951 00:08:14,786 You're handing out echinacea to 13 year-olds? You're handing out echinacea to 13 year-olds?
140 00:08:14,870 00:08:16,038 - No. - [laughs] - No. - [laughs]
141 00:08:16,121 00:08:19,082 I'm actually the most requested Bar Mitzvah emcee I'm actually the most requested Bar Mitzvah emcee
142 00:08:19,166 00:08:20,209 on the west side. on the west side.
143 00:08:21,376 00:08:23,045 - Seriously? [laughs] - True story. - Seriously? [laughs] - True story.
144 00:08:23,128 00:08:24,087 You should come with me. You should come with me.
145 00:08:24,171 00:08:25,464 - To the Bar Mitzvah? - Yeah. - To the Bar Mitzvah? - Yeah.
146 00:08:25,547 00:08:28,926 No, I mean, really? No, I mean, really?
147 00:08:29,009 00:08:33,347 [woman chanting] [woman chanting]
148 00:08:33,430 00:08:35,224 [all chanting] [all chanting]
149 00:08:35,307 00:08:37,351 - Yeah. - Is... is that? - Yeah. - Is... is that?
150 00:08:42,105 00:08:43,565 [light rock music] [light rock music]
151 00:08:43,649 00:08:45,567 [revving] [revving]
152 00:08:59,498 00:09:01,124 [crowd chattering] [crowd chattering]
153 00:09:03,210 00:09:06,171 Oh, my God, wow. Oh, my God, wow.
154 00:09:06,255 00:09:07,506 Yeah. Yeah.
155 00:09:07,631 00:09:09,508 [girl] Oh, my God, look at her dress! [girl] Oh, my God, look at her dress!
156 00:09:09,633 00:09:12,511 [laughing] [laughing]
157 00:09:12,636 00:09:15,764 - Explain to me why you're wearing that dress again. - It's vintage! - Explain to me why you're wearing that dress again. - It's vintage!
158 00:09:15,847 00:09:17,849 - Where's the bathroom? - It's over there. - Where's the bathroom? - It's over there.
159 00:09:17,933 00:09:19,059 Hey, will you sneak some drinks Hey, will you sneak some drinks
160 00:09:19,142 00:09:20,644 - on your way back? - Sure. - on your way back? - Sure.
161 00:09:20,727 00:09:21,937 Oh, and if anyone asks, Oh, and if anyone asks,
162 00:09:22,020 00:09:23,981 just tell them you're with the DJ. just tell them you're with the DJ.
163 00:09:24,064 00:09:25,899 You've been waiting to say that, haven't you? You've been waiting to say that, haven't you?
164 00:09:25,983 00:09:27,067 Yes, I have. Yes, I have.
165 00:09:27,943 00:09:29,403 - [slapping] - Ooh! - [slapping] - Ooh!
166 00:09:30,153 00:09:31,572 [toilet flushing] [toilet flushing]
167 00:09:32,614 00:09:33,532 [door opening] [door opening]
168 00:09:34,825 00:09:36,702 Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
169 00:09:36,785 00:09:38,954 - Excuse me. - We were late, so. - Excuse me. - We were late, so.
170 00:09:39,037 00:09:39,871 Oh. Oh.
171 00:09:43,000 00:09:44,376 That's a cute dress. That's a cute dress.
172 00:09:44,459 00:09:46,253 I feel like my sister wore the same exact one I feel like my sister wore the same exact one
173 00:09:46,336 00:09:47,379 to her eight grade dance. to her eight grade dance.
174 00:09:47,462 00:09:48,547 [chuckles] [chuckles]
175 00:09:48,672 00:09:50,632 It is vintage but I kind of doubt it. It is vintage but I kind of doubt it.
176 00:09:55,095 00:09:56,013 Uh. Uh.
177 00:10:00,142 00:10:01,685 Sorry, you have your period. Sorry, you have your period.
178 00:10:05,480 00:10:07,482 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
179 00:10:07,566 00:10:11,570 [screaming] Alright, party people! [screaming] Alright, party people!
180 00:10:11,695 00:10:16,575 Now, I want to get this party started, old school style. Now, I want to get this party started, old school style.
181 00:10:16,658 00:10:19,369 So, I want all you lovely ladies So, I want all you lovely ladies
182 00:10:19,453 00:10:21,580 to get out here on the dance floor. to get out here on the dance floor.
183 00:10:21,705 00:10:26,585 And welcome my boy, the Bar Mitzvah man of the hour, And welcome my boy, the Bar Mitzvah man of the hour,
184 00:10:26,668 00:10:29,588 Jazzy J Finkel! Jazzy J Finkel!
185 00:10:29,671 00:10:32,049 [cheering] [cheering]
186 00:10:37,554 00:10:40,140 ["Become a Man" by Lia Richardson] ["Become a Man" by Lia Richardson]
187 00:10:41,475 00:10:44,519 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
188 00:10:45,479 00:10:46,688 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ ♪ Ho-oh ♪
189 00:10:46,772 00:10:50,067 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
190 00:10:50,776 00:10:52,152 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ ♪ Ho-oh ♪
191 00:10:52,235 00:10:55,405 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
192 00:10:56,239 00:10:57,783 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ ♪ Ho-oh ♪
193 00:10:57,866 00:11:00,494 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
194 00:11:00,577 00:11:03,205 ♪ Okay, here we go now, what ♪ ♪ Okay, here we go now, what ♪
195 00:11:03,288 00:11:06,249 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
196 00:11:06,333 00:11:07,709 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
197 00:11:08,669 00:11:11,380 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
198 00:11:11,463 00:11:12,923 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
199 00:11:14,174 00:11:16,927 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
200 00:11:17,010 00:11:19,638 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
201 00:11:19,763 00:11:22,224 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
202 00:11:22,307 00:11:24,184 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
203 00:11:24,976 00:11:28,480 ♪ Celebrate today In your own way ♪ ♪ Celebrate today In your own way ♪
204 00:11:30,399 00:11:31,608 ♪ 'Cause you're a man now ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're a man now ♪
205 00:11:31,692 00:11:34,111 ♪ And you know just What to say ♪ ♪ And you know just What to say ♪
206 00:11:36,154 00:11:39,116 ♪ Who's the lead role In the main scene ♪ ♪ Who's the lead role In the main scene ♪
207 00:11:41,284 00:11:44,996 ♪ It's a lean mean fighting 13 year-old machine ♪ ♪ It's a lean mean fighting 13 year-old machine ♪
208 00:11:45,080 00:11:47,666 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
209 00:11:47,749 00:11:50,168 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
210 00:11:50,252 00:11:51,920 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
211 00:11:52,963 00:11:55,674 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
212 00:11:55,757 00:11:57,384 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
213 00:11:58,510 00:12:01,179 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
214 00:12:01,263 00:12:02,806 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
215 00:12:04,015 00:12:06,643 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪
216 00:12:06,727 00:12:08,687 ♪ Become a man ♪ ♪ Become a man ♪
217 00:12:08,770 00:12:10,689 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
218 00:12:14,943 00:12:17,237 - Ooh! Sorry. - Sorry. - Ooh! Sorry. - Sorry.
219 00:12:18,405 00:12:20,574 Oh, my God! It's you! Oh, my God! It's you!
220 00:12:20,657 00:12:21,950 I know you. I know you.
221 00:12:22,868 00:12:24,536 [chuckles] You can calm down. [chuckles] You can calm down.
222 00:12:24,619 00:12:26,705 We didn't sleep together or anything. We didn't sleep together or anything.
223 00:12:26,788 00:12:28,457 [laughs] I think I would know if we did. [laughs] I think I would know if we did.
224 00:12:28,540 00:12:29,624 [chuckles] Okay. [chuckles] Okay.
225 00:12:29,708 00:12:31,084 Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.
226 00:12:32,961 00:12:35,130 We did sleep together, didn't we? We did sleep together, didn't we?
227 00:12:35,213 00:12:36,798 I'm so not telling you. I'm so not telling you.
228 00:12:40,594 00:12:43,013 There you go. Enjoy. Okay, who's next? There you go. Enjoy. Okay, who's next?
229 00:12:43,096 00:12:46,141 Oh, hi! Um, hi, can I get a, um, sorry, Oh, hi! Um, hi, can I get a, um, sorry,
230 00:12:46,224 00:12:48,351 can I get a vodka tonic, can I get a vodka tonic,
231 00:12:48,435 00:12:49,686 cranberry tonic thingy? cranberry tonic thingy?
232 00:12:49,770 00:12:51,480 Oh, okay, nice try. Oh, okay, nice try.
233 00:12:51,563 00:12:53,356 Oh, um, a wine? Oh, um, a wine?
234 00:12:53,440 00:12:55,567 [laughing] There's always one. [laughing] There's always one.
235 00:12:55,650 00:12:57,277 There's always one jokester. There's always one jokester.
236 00:12:57,360 00:12:58,320 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
237 00:12:58,403 00:12:59,362 Oh, my God, no. Oh, my God, no.
238 00:12:59,446 00:13:00,363 That's really funny. That's really funny.
239 00:13:00,447 00:13:02,616 I'm actually not one of the kids. I'm actually not one of the kids.
240 00:13:02,699 00:13:03,742 No offense. No offense.
241 00:13:03,867 00:13:05,035 Uh, I'm a grown up. Uh, I'm a grown up.
242 00:13:05,118 00:13:06,745 Okay, well if you're a grown up, Okay, well if you're a grown up,
243 00:13:06,828 00:13:08,747 I need to see some grown up I.D. I need to see some grown up I.D.
244 00:13:08,830 00:13:10,457 Uh, fuck. Uh, fuck.
245 00:13:10,540 00:13:12,709 - I totally left it at home. - That's fun. - I totally left it at home. - That's fun.
246 00:13:12,793 00:13:14,294 A purse didn't really go with this dress A purse didn't really go with this dress
247 00:13:14,377 00:13:15,754 and I came on a vespa. and I came on a vespa.
248 00:13:15,837 00:13:17,589 Oh, I came on a cloud. Oh, I came on a cloud.
249 00:13:18,340 00:13:20,509 So, we all come from places. So, we all come from places.
250 00:13:21,218 00:13:22,594 I'm with the D.J.! I'm with the D.J.!
251 00:13:22,677 00:13:25,055 - [boy] Want to dance? - Is that the D.J.? - [boy] Want to dance? - Is that the D.J.?
252 00:13:25,138 00:13:27,057 You know what? It's okay. She's with me. You know what? It's okay. She's with me.
253 00:13:27,140 00:13:29,434 - She's legal. Barely. - Ew. - She's legal. Barely. - Ew.
254 00:13:29,518 00:13:30,977 I didn't need you to do that. I didn't need you to do that.
255 00:13:31,061 00:13:34,564 I just saved you from a night of awkward teen romance. I just saved you from a night of awkward teen romance.
256 00:13:34,648 00:13:36,024 Generally, people say thank you. Generally, people say thank you.
257 00:13:36,107 00:13:37,234 Oh, um... Oh, um...
258 00:13:38,902 00:13:39,736 Thank you. Thank you.
259 00:13:41,613 00:13:43,406 Look, hold on, hold on. Whoa, whoa. Look, hold on, hold on. Whoa, whoa.
260 00:13:43,490 00:13:46,076 Hold on, so, you're not going to tell me how we met? Hold on, so, you're not going to tell me how we met?
261 00:13:46,159 00:13:47,702 I was sketching you this morning? I was sketching you this morning?
262 00:13:47,786 00:13:49,037 Where, in my bed? Where, in my bed?
263 00:13:49,120 00:13:50,539 - You wish. - [chuckles] - You wish. - [chuckles]
264 00:13:50,622 00:13:52,332 - Were you stalking me? - May's Cakery? - Were you stalking me? - May's Cakery?
265 00:13:53,792 00:13:55,418 - Oh, you're serious. - Mm-hmm. Mm. - Oh, you're serious. - Mm-hmm. Mm.
266 00:13:55,502 00:13:57,546 - You were a little busy. - Mm. - You were a little busy. - Mm.
267 00:13:58,547 00:14:01,466 So, you can be honest. Did you just crash this thing just so you could meet me? So, you can be honest. Did you just crash this thing just so you could meet me?
268 00:14:01,550 00:14:03,635 [imitates] You can be honest. Did you just crash this thing [imitates] You can be honest. Did you just crash this thing
269 00:14:03,718 00:14:05,595 - so you can pick up underage girls? - Do I talk like that? - so you can pick up underage girls? - Do I talk like that?
270 00:14:05,679 00:14:07,347 I've lost my wife. Have you seen her? I've lost my wife. Have you seen her?
271 00:14:07,430 00:14:09,182 I have not. Now, Donald, I have not. Now, Donald,
272 00:14:09,266 00:14:10,559 - this is-- - Hi, I'm Rosemary. - this is-- - Hi, I'm Rosemary.
273 00:14:10,642 00:14:12,477 Hi, nice to meet you. I like the pink hair. Hi, nice to meet you. I like the pink hair.
274 00:14:12,561 00:14:14,646 - Thank you. I'm a natural pinkhead. - Really? - Thank you. I'm a natural pinkhead. - Really?
275 00:14:14,729 00:14:17,274 Don't you dare ask if the carpet matches the drapes. Don't you dare ask if the carpet matches the drapes.
276 00:14:17,357 00:14:20,235 Oh, you're sassy. Hey, she's sassy. Oh, you're sassy. Hey, she's sassy.
277 00:14:20,318 00:14:21,486 I can see that. I can see that.
278 00:14:21,570 00:14:22,779 Your wife might agree. Your wife might agree.
279 00:14:22,863 00:14:25,156 So seriously, what are you two assholes doing here? So seriously, what are you two assholes doing here?
280 00:14:25,240 00:14:26,908 [Tom] No, no. He's the only asshole here. [Tom] No, no. He's the only asshole here.
281 00:14:26,992 00:14:28,994 - What? - No, no, we grew up with Rebecca. - What? - No, no, we grew up with Rebecca.
282 00:14:30,745 00:14:32,497 That-- your dance partner's mom. That-- your dance partner's mom.
283 00:14:32,581 00:14:34,916 - Please, let's not make a big deal out of it. - [all chattering] - Please, let's not make a big deal out of it. - [all chattering]
284 00:14:35,000 00:14:36,793 Hey, I've been texting you. Can I have your jacket, please? Hey, I've been texting you. Can I have your jacket, please?
285 00:14:36,877 00:14:38,628 - Hey, uh, yeah. - Thank you. - Hey, uh, yeah. - Thank you.
286 00:14:38,712 00:14:41,339 Oh, babe. This is, um... Oh, babe. This is, um...
287 00:14:41,423 00:14:44,342 - Hi, I'm May. - Rosemary. - Hi, I'm May. - Rosemary.
288 00:14:44,426 00:14:46,970 This next one is an oldie but a goodie, This next one is an oldie but a goodie,
289 00:14:47,053 00:14:48,513 so find that special someone so find that special someone
290 00:14:49,264 00:14:51,099 and let them know what they mean to you. and let them know what they mean to you.
291 00:14:51,182 00:14:52,225 Dance with me, old man. Dance with me, old man.
292 00:14:53,685 00:14:54,519 Old man? Old man?
293 00:14:56,313 00:14:57,814 ["Celebration" by Spider] ["Celebration" by Spider]
294 00:15:00,317 00:15:02,110 [chuckling] [chuckling]
295 00:15:09,326 00:15:14,080 ♪ It's a rest for a broken day ♪ ♪ It's a rest for a broken day ♪
296 00:15:17,167 00:15:21,046 ♪ But believe me, darling Believe me ♪ ♪ But believe me, darling Believe me ♪
297 00:15:21,880 00:15:25,091 ♪ I'm on time ♪ ♪ I'm on time ♪
298 00:15:25,175 00:15:29,304 ♪ Understand it, darling Understand it ♪ ♪ Understand it, darling Understand it ♪
299 00:15:29,387 00:15:34,392 ♪ You hold me up ♪ ♪ You hold me up ♪
300 00:15:35,101 00:15:38,897 ♪ You hold me up ♪ ♪ You hold me up ♪
301 00:15:41,066 00:15:43,276 [Donald] What did you think of that girl, Rosemary? [Donald] What did you think of that girl, Rosemary?
302 00:15:43,360 00:15:44,611 [May] Mm... [May] Mm...
303 00:15:46,321 00:15:49,407 She's a little bit of a strange choice for Tom, don't you think? She's a little bit of a strange choice for Tom, don't you think?
304 00:15:50,116 00:15:51,493 [Donald] Seems kind of spunky. [Donald] Seems kind of spunky.
305 00:15:52,452 00:15:53,536 Spunky? Spunky?
306 00:15:56,331 00:15:58,917 Oh, you cannot wait for him to call you tomorrow Oh, you cannot wait for him to call you tomorrow
307 00:15:59,000 00:16:02,128 and tell you about the blow jobs that he's getting tonight. and tell you about the blow jobs that he's getting tonight.
308 00:16:02,212 00:16:03,922 Blow jobs? Blow jobs?
309 00:16:04,005 00:16:04,923 Like, plural? Like, plural?
310 00:16:05,632 00:16:07,425 [laughs] No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [laughs] No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
311 00:16:07,509 00:16:09,761 Look, I have the greatest wife in the world. Look, I have the greatest wife in the world.
312 00:16:09,844 00:16:12,931 If you think you'd be happier getting blow jobs from random girls then... If you think you'd be happier getting blow jobs from random girls then...
313 00:16:13,014 00:16:14,933 This is not about blow jobs. Nobody's getting any blow jobs. This is not about blow jobs. Nobody's getting any blow jobs.
314 00:16:15,058 00:16:16,393 Certainly not after this. Certainly not after this.
315 00:16:17,394 00:16:18,561 You're attracted to her. You're attracted to her.
316 00:16:19,270 00:16:20,105 I'm married. I'm married.
317 00:16:20,855 00:16:22,273 - I think... - I'm not going to tell you - I think... - I'm not going to tell you
318 00:16:22,357 00:16:24,901 - what to do. - ...we should go to my place. - what to do. - ...we should go to my place.
319 00:16:25,944 00:16:27,320 Oh. Do you, now? Oh. Do you, now?
320 00:16:27,404 00:16:29,948 - Madame. - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Madame. - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
321 00:16:30,073 00:16:31,157 [laughing] [laughing]
322 00:16:31,241 00:16:33,785 Madame, your chariot awaits. Madame, your chariot awaits.
323 00:16:37,956 00:16:39,165 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
324 00:16:39,916 00:16:41,292 What is that? What is that?
325 00:16:41,376 00:16:42,711 A present. A present.
326 00:16:42,794 00:16:44,212 What did you do? What did you do?
327 00:16:44,295 00:16:46,172 Why do you always expect the worst? Why do you always expect the worst?
328 00:16:46,256 00:16:47,340 I don't. I don't.
329 00:16:54,139 00:16:55,098 It's a thermometer. It's a thermometer.
330 00:16:56,474 00:16:58,351 So we'll know when we're ovulating. So we'll know when we're ovulating.
331 00:16:58,435 00:17:00,895 Plus, you can sync it to your phone. Plus, you can sync it to your phone.
332 00:17:00,979 00:17:02,981 Sync it to your own phone. Sync it to your own phone.
333 00:17:03,106 00:17:04,607 Hey, the whole point of moving here Hey, the whole point of moving here
334 00:17:04,691 00:17:06,526 - was so we could start trying. - [sighs] - was so we could start trying. - [sighs]
335 00:17:07,485 00:17:08,653 Aw, come on. Aw, come on.
336 00:17:08,737 00:17:10,071 I don't want to use that thing. I don't want to use that thing.
337 00:17:10,155 00:17:11,906 Let's just let it happen naturally, Let's just let it happen naturally,
338 00:17:11,990 00:17:13,450 and if it happens, it happens. and if it happens, it happens.
339 00:17:13,533 00:17:14,993 Okay? Okay?
340 00:17:15,076 00:17:18,371 You know, you are actually kind of hot You know, you are actually kind of hot
341 00:17:18,455 00:17:19,789 when you don't try so hard. when you don't try so hard.
342 00:17:20,832 00:17:21,958 Actually, kind of? Actually, kind of?
343 00:17:22,042 00:17:22,876 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
344 00:17:25,045 00:17:26,463 Hey. Hey.
345 00:17:26,546 00:17:27,964 Try not to fall in love with me. Try not to fall in love with me.
346 00:17:38,808 00:17:40,018 [groovy rock music] [groovy rock music]
347 00:17:40,101 00:17:41,436 [moaning] [moaning]
348 00:17:46,274 00:17:48,068 [sports playing on the tv] [sports playing on the tv]
349 00:17:51,488 00:17:52,906 [loud moans] [loud moans]
350 00:18:17,347 00:18:18,389 [breathing heavily] [breathing heavily]
351 00:18:18,473 00:18:19,599 Fuck! Fuck!
352 00:18:20,642 00:18:21,935 Yes! Yes!
353 00:18:22,018 00:18:23,019 Yes. Yes.
354 00:18:23,103 00:18:24,437 That was awesome. That was awesome.
355 00:18:24,521 00:18:25,647 Oh! Oh!
356 00:18:26,606 00:18:28,066 [exhaling] Oh, that was... [exhaling] Oh, that was...
357 00:18:28,191 00:18:30,527 - That was incredible. - [loudly sighs] - That was incredible. - [loudly sighs]
358 00:18:31,778 00:18:35,281 I really need to go to more Bar Mitzvahs. I really need to go to more Bar Mitzvahs.
359 00:18:35,365 00:18:38,076 [laughing] [laughing]
360 00:18:38,201 00:18:40,537 Just doing my part for the Jewish community. Just doing my part for the Jewish community.
361 00:18:40,620 00:18:41,454 [chuckles] [chuckles]
362 00:18:42,705 00:18:43,540 Can I? Can I?
363 00:18:47,961 00:18:48,795 Huh. Huh.
364 00:18:49,546 00:18:52,632 You know... I thought this place was going to be You know... I thought this place was going to be
365 00:18:52,715 00:18:55,426 much douche-ier but it's kind of nice. much douche-ier but it's kind of nice.
366 00:18:55,510 00:18:57,178 [laughing] [laughing]
367 00:18:57,262 00:18:58,805 Uh, thanks? Uh, thanks?
368 00:18:58,888 00:18:59,722 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
369 00:19:00,431 00:19:02,809 Um, I'm, uh... Um, I'm, uh...
370 00:19:03,768 00:19:04,686 I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
371 00:19:05,770 00:19:06,604 Oh. Oh.
372 00:19:07,605 00:19:09,816 I guess you're going to miss my pancakes. I guess you're going to miss my pancakes.
373 00:19:11,192 00:19:12,360 Seriously? Seriously?
374 00:19:12,443 00:19:14,362 Save the pancake mix for another girl. Save the pancake mix for another girl.
375 00:19:15,363 00:19:16,906 That's fucked up. That's fucked up.
376 00:19:18,366 00:19:19,325 I'd never use a mix. I'd never use a mix.
377 00:19:19,409 00:19:20,493 [laughing] [laughing]
378 00:19:22,078 00:19:23,246 What's your name, anyway? What's your name, anyway?
379 00:19:23,329 00:19:25,123 [grumpily laughs] [grumpily laughs]
380 00:19:25,248 00:19:27,167 You don't know my name? You don't know my name?
381 00:19:28,918 00:19:30,003 [chuckles] [chuckles]
382 00:19:34,632 00:19:36,009 [chuckling] Goodbye. [chuckling] Goodbye.
383 00:19:36,092 00:19:37,218 Goodbye. Goodbye.
384 00:19:40,180 00:19:41,806 [gentle music] [gentle music]
385 00:20:33,399 00:20:35,902 Hey, I can't do this anymore. Hey, I can't do this anymore.
386 00:20:35,985 00:20:37,195 Come on, slowpoke. Come on, slowpoke.
387 00:20:37,320 00:20:40,615 Ah! I have a, I have a crick in my neck Ah! I have a, I have a crick in my neck
388 00:20:40,698 00:20:42,825 from your stupid couch. from your stupid couch.
389 00:20:42,909 00:20:46,329 What? I have the most comfortable couch on the planet. What? I have the most comfortable couch on the planet.
390 00:20:46,412 00:20:47,205 No, you don't. No, you don't.
391 00:20:47,330 00:20:49,332 Seriously, why don't you have a bed Seriously, why don't you have a bed
392 00:20:49,415 00:20:52,210 - like a normal person? - Yuck. - like a normal person? - Yuck.
393 00:20:53,836 00:20:56,631 Well, my last girlfriend helped me go couch shopping Well, my last girlfriend helped me go couch shopping
394 00:20:56,714 00:20:58,716 - when I moved into my old place. - Uh-huh. - when I moved into my old place. - Uh-huh.
395 00:20:59,384 00:21:01,844 And every one I liked she kept telling me I couldn't afford. And every one I liked she kept telling me I couldn't afford.
396 00:21:01,928 00:21:03,805 So, finally I was like, "It's not your money So, finally I was like, "It's not your money
397 00:21:03,888 00:21:06,015 or your couch, so stop telling me what I can't afford." or your couch, so stop telling me what I can't afford."
398 00:21:06,099 00:21:08,810 And she goes, "Um, well, when we get married, And she goes, "Um, well, when we get married,
399 00:21:08,893 00:21:10,770 I'm going to have a say in what we can and can't afford." I'm going to have a say in what we can and can't afford."
400 00:21:10,853 00:21:12,230 And I was like, "What? And I was like, "What?
401 00:21:12,313 00:21:13,147 Married?" Married?"
402 00:21:13,898 00:21:15,191 And then we got into this huge fight And then we got into this huge fight
403 00:21:15,275 00:21:17,402 right in the middle of Living Spaces. right in the middle of Living Spaces.
404 00:21:17,485 00:21:18,319 What happened to her? What happened to her?
405 00:21:18,403 00:21:19,237 I dumped her. I dumped her.
406 00:21:20,321 00:21:23,241 She was saying the M-word like two months She was saying the M-word like two months
407 00:21:23,366 00:21:25,910 after we started dating. Plus I knew she wasn't the one after we started dating. Plus I knew she wasn't the one
408 00:21:25,994 00:21:29,247 'cause every time we had sex I'd hear this little voice 'cause every time we had sex I'd hear this little voice
409 00:21:29,330 00:21:31,207 in my head saying, "This is not your wife. in my head saying, "This is not your wife.
410 00:21:31,291 00:21:33,710 This is not your wife. It's someone else's wife." This is not your wife. It's someone else's wife."
411 00:21:34,752 00:21:35,586 It was creepy. It was creepy.
412 00:21:38,840 00:21:39,841 [lighter clicking] [lighter clicking]
413 00:21:42,135 00:21:43,094 What are you doing? What are you doing?
414 00:21:46,139 00:21:47,473 It's California, weirdo. It's California, weirdo.
415 00:21:53,396 00:21:55,523 So, you came home really late last night. So, you came home really late last night.
416 00:21:56,983 00:21:57,817 And? And?
417 00:21:59,485 00:22:03,489 I don't know, I'm just saying. That was fast. I don't know, I'm just saying. That was fast.
418 00:22:03,573 00:22:05,074 Yeah, that was kind of the point. Yeah, that was kind of the point.
419 00:22:06,159 00:22:08,453 You got to sleep with them as quickly as possible You got to sleep with them as quickly as possible
420 00:22:08,536 00:22:10,496 before they do something that completely ruins it before they do something that completely ruins it
421 00:22:10,580 00:22:12,623 and you're not attracted to them anymore. and you're not attracted to them anymore.
422 00:22:13,791 00:22:14,876 Good plan. Good plan.
423 00:22:18,421 00:22:19,756 God, I wish I was a girl. God, I wish I was a girl.
424 00:22:21,090 00:22:22,300 [light music] [light music]
425 00:22:49,118 00:22:50,161 Hi. Hi.
426 00:22:50,244 00:22:52,497 Uh, I'm here to see Jack Feldman. Uh, I'm here to see Jack Feldman.
427 00:22:53,414 00:22:54,248 Great. Great.
428 00:22:57,710 00:22:59,087 You going to tell him I'm here? You going to tell him I'm here?
429 00:23:00,088 00:23:01,005 Do you want me to? Do you want me to?
430 00:23:03,633 00:23:05,468 You know they arrived damaged? You know they arrived damaged?
431 00:23:05,551 00:23:07,303 This is the second time this has happened. This is the second time this has happened.
432 00:23:07,387 00:23:08,930 - [over the phone] Really? - Yes, really. - [over the phone] Really? - Yes, really.
433 00:23:09,013 00:23:11,057 - I'm sorry. - Are you? - I'm sorry. - Are you?
434 00:23:11,140 00:23:13,059 Okay, you know something? I can't talk about this right now. Okay, you know something? I can't talk about this right now.
435 00:23:13,142 00:23:15,937 I have somebody here. But I'm going to talk to you later today. I have somebody here. But I'm going to talk to you later today.
436 00:23:16,020 00:23:16,854 [Jack] Ok. [Jack] Ok.
437 00:23:18,689 00:23:20,024 So, did you bring a resume? So, did you bring a resume?
438 00:23:21,984 00:23:24,320 Oh, uh. Well, I, uh, Oh, uh. Well, I, uh,
439 00:23:24,404 00:23:27,490 I actually brought you some sketches and, um, I actually brought you some sketches and, um,
440 00:23:27,573 00:23:30,284 some photographs of, uh, of my paintings. some photographs of, uh, of my paintings.
441 00:23:30,368 00:23:31,369 So... So...
442 00:23:32,495 00:23:36,124 [chuckles] We haven't even hired you and you're hitting me up for favors? [chuckles] We haven't even hired you and you're hitting me up for favors?
443 00:23:37,583 00:23:41,963 [stammers] Okay, so I've been working on this series, right? [stammers] Okay, so I've been working on this series, right?
444 00:23:42,046 00:23:44,340 Where, um, I take something really small Where, um, I take something really small
445 00:23:44,424 00:23:49,178 and I blow it up into these, like, large scale, um-- and I blow it up into these, like, large scale, um--
446 00:23:49,262 00:23:51,597 Well, to be honest by the time it gets that big Well, to be honest by the time it gets that big
447 00:23:51,681 00:23:53,558 it's hard to tell what it is anymore. it's hard to tell what it is anymore.
448 00:23:56,018 00:23:58,521 Okay. Look, as long as you can keep it straight Okay. Look, as long as you can keep it straight
449 00:23:58,604 00:24:01,357 that when you're here, you're working for me that when you're here, you're working for me
450 00:24:01,441 00:24:03,609 and you're taking care of my artists first. and you're taking care of my artists first.
451 00:24:03,693 00:24:04,861 Oh, and I need you on weekends. Oh, and I need you on weekends.
452 00:24:04,944 00:24:06,946 Especially when we get close to the show. Especially when we get close to the show.
453 00:24:08,656 00:24:10,533 What, you have a problem with that? What, you have a problem with that?
454 00:24:10,616 00:24:11,909 You don't remember me. You don't remember me.
455 00:24:13,119 00:24:14,287 We actually met. We actually met.
456 00:24:14,370 00:24:16,080 In Brooklyn. At my show. In Brooklyn. At my show.
457 00:24:16,164 00:24:18,374 You told me to call you. You told me to call you.
458 00:24:18,458 00:24:19,750 What, you just showed up? What, you just showed up?
459 00:24:20,543 00:24:22,295 - Sorry. - No. - Sorry. - No.
460 00:24:22,378 00:24:23,212 No, I like that. No, I like that.
461 00:24:23,296 00:24:25,423 Oh. Great. Oh. Great.
462 00:24:27,717 00:24:29,218 Do you want the job or what? Do you want the job or what?
463 00:24:30,011 00:24:31,345 [light music] [light music]
464 00:24:50,740 00:24:52,909 If you're reconsidering my pancakes If you're reconsidering my pancakes
465 00:24:52,992 00:24:54,660 I only make them at home. I only make them at home.
466 00:24:54,744 00:24:57,538 [both laughing] [both laughing]
467 00:24:57,622 00:24:59,457 What? Sorry, what? I can't even talk. What? Sorry, what? I can't even talk.
468 00:24:59,582 00:25:01,167 You seem tongue tied. You seem tongue tied.
469 00:25:01,250 00:25:03,544 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
470 00:25:03,628 00:25:05,046 - What am I-- - Are you following me? - What am I-- - Are you following me?
471 00:25:05,129 00:25:07,757 I'm not following you. I'm going to work. I was going-- I'm not following you. I'm going to work. I was going--
472 00:25:07,840 00:25:09,675 - You work here? - Well, I did follow you actually. - You work here? - Well, I did follow you actually.
473 00:25:09,759 00:25:11,093 I was checking you out. I was checking you out.
474 00:25:11,177 00:25:12,887 I do, yeah. It's my gallery. I do, yeah. It's my gallery.
475 00:25:12,970 00:25:14,931 - It's your gallery? - It's my gallery. - It's your gallery? - It's my gallery.
476 00:25:15,723 00:25:17,683 - Really? - Yup, really. - Really? - Yup, really.
477 00:25:17,767 00:25:19,852 So, I guess you know that I work here. So, I guess you know that I work here.
478 00:25:22,939 00:25:24,815 - Yeah, right here. - For these right here? - Yeah, right here. - For these right here?
479 00:25:24,899 00:25:26,651 - Uh huh. - Oh, good. Oh, good, you're here. - Uh huh. - Oh, good. Oh, good, you're here.
480 00:25:26,734 00:25:27,735 I see you've met Tom. I see you've met Tom.
481 00:25:28,736 00:25:30,029 Tom, yeah. Tom, yeah.
482 00:25:30,112 00:25:32,406 - We just met outside. - Huh. - We just met outside. - Huh.
483 00:25:32,490 00:25:33,866 - This is Annabelle. - I'm Annabelle. - This is Annabelle. - I'm Annabelle.
484 00:25:33,950 00:25:35,743 Nice to meet you. Again. Nice to meet you. Again.
485 00:25:35,826 00:25:37,620 Oh, I thought you looked familiar. Oh, I thought you looked familiar.
486 00:25:37,703 00:25:39,830 I met you at that rave with Starfish, right? I met you at that rave with Starfish, right?
487 00:25:39,914 00:25:40,790 Rave, huh? Rave, huh?
488 00:25:40,873 00:25:42,041 You must be pretty young. You must be pretty young.
489 00:25:42,124 00:25:44,460 Younger than you. And I don't go to raves. Younger than you. And I don't go to raves.
490 00:25:44,544 00:25:45,836 Then how do you know Starfish? Then how do you know Starfish?
491 00:25:45,920 00:25:48,506 What about Bar Mitzvahs? Do you go to those? What about Bar Mitzvahs? Do you go to those?
492 00:25:48,589 00:25:49,924 Come with me, Pinky. Come with me, Pinky.
493 00:25:50,007 00:25:51,425 I need your artistic opinion. I need your artistic opinion.
494 00:25:53,719 00:25:55,513 So, uh, Brooklyn, right? So, uh, Brooklyn, right?
495 00:25:55,638 00:25:56,472 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah,
496 00:25:56,556 00:25:57,807 - it's coming back to me. - It's back? - it's coming back to me. - It's back?
497 00:25:57,890 00:26:00,184 - No, it's coming back. - Oh. Um, I didn't... - No, it's coming back. - Oh. Um, I didn't...
498 00:26:01,185 00:26:02,478 I didn't have the pink hair. I didn't have the pink hair.
499 00:26:03,563 00:26:04,397 Okay. Okay.
500 00:26:05,940 00:26:08,442 So, what's going on with you and Tom? So, what's going on with you and Tom?
501 00:26:08,526 00:26:09,860 Do you know him? Do you know him?
502 00:26:09,944 00:26:12,154 [nervous laugh] Uh, why? [nervous laugh] Uh, why?
503 00:26:13,155 00:26:14,699 I don't know, just wondering. I don't know, just wondering.
504 00:26:17,743 00:26:18,995 Okay. Well... Okay. Well...
505 00:26:20,288 00:26:21,914 bring those paintings out here. bring those paintings out here.
506 00:26:21,998 00:26:23,916 - Let's take a look at them. - Okay. - Let's take a look at them. - Okay.
507 00:26:24,000 00:26:25,209 - Come on. - Thank you. - Come on. - Thank you.
508 00:26:35,344 00:26:37,054 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, I don't want to tell you how to do your job,
509 00:26:37,138 00:26:38,347 but you might want to consider but you might want to consider
510 00:26:38,431 00:26:40,224 hanging some paintings on the wall. hanging some paintings on the wall.
511 00:26:42,268 00:26:44,854 Clearly you're not versed in the art Clearly you're not versed in the art
512 00:26:44,937 00:26:47,148 of reductive design. of reductive design.
513 00:26:47,231 00:26:48,524 You always this full of shit? You always this full of shit?
514 00:26:48,608 00:26:50,192 - Pretty much. Yeah. - [chuckles] - Pretty much. Yeah. - [chuckles]
515 00:26:50,985 00:26:53,696 So, uh, are you going to tell me why you're here So, uh, are you going to tell me why you're here
516 00:26:53,779 00:26:55,281 or am I supposed to guess? or am I supposed to guess?
517 00:26:56,198 00:26:58,701 Jack saw my paintings in Brooklyn. Jack saw my paintings in Brooklyn.
518 00:26:58,784 00:27:01,162 - You really are an artist. - A painter. - You really are an artist. - A painter.
519 00:27:01,245 00:27:03,289 - Please don't-- - [makes playful noise] - Please don't-- - [makes playful noise]
520 00:27:13,382 00:27:14,759 Wow. Wow.
521 00:27:14,842 00:27:17,303 These are actually kind of good. These are actually kind of good.
522 00:27:18,679 00:27:21,223 No, seriously. I'd, uh, I'd love to see more. No, seriously. I'd, uh, I'd love to see more.
523 00:27:21,307 00:27:24,185 I don't show my work to people who've been inside me. I don't show my work to people who've been inside me.
524 00:27:24,268 00:27:25,811 [chuckles] Good policy. [chuckles] Good policy.
525 00:27:27,813 00:27:28,648 See you later. See you later.
526 00:27:39,241 00:27:40,743 [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
527 00:27:50,336 00:27:51,295 [chewing noise] [chewing noise]
528 00:27:52,129 00:27:53,923 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
529 00:27:55,174 00:27:57,468 - [Tom] I'm sorry, did I-- - Get the fuck out of here, - [Tom] I'm sorry, did I-- - Get the fuck out of here,
530 00:27:57,551 00:27:59,762 sexual harassment Ghandi. sexual harassment Ghandi.
531 00:27:59,845 00:28:01,472 I don't want that. Get out of here! I don't want that. Get out of here!
532 00:28:02,682 00:28:04,600 Tom] Um, are you talking to me? Tom] Um, are you talking to me?
533 00:28:04,684 00:28:06,394 No, sorry. Ugh. No, sorry. Ugh.
534 00:28:06,477 00:28:07,645 Who is this? Who is this?
535 00:28:07,770 00:28:08,813 It's Tom. It's Tom.
536 00:28:10,189 00:28:11,524 From the gallery. From the gallery.
537 00:28:11,607 00:28:14,110 Oh. [chuckles] Hi. Oh. [chuckles] Hi.
538 00:28:14,193 00:28:15,861 So, look, I'm sorry to call you so late. So, look, I'm sorry to call you so late.
539 00:28:15,945 00:28:17,655 And it's not what you think, so before you answer, And it's not what you think, so before you answer,
540 00:28:17,780 00:28:20,199 just know that I've called five other girls just know that I've called five other girls
541 00:28:20,282 00:28:21,367 and no one's around-- and no one's around--
542 00:28:21,450 00:28:24,286 - So, I'm number six? - Um... - So, I'm number six? - Um...
543 00:28:24,370 00:28:26,247 A strong six, [laughs] yeah. A strong six, [laughs] yeah.
544 00:28:26,330 00:28:28,416 - Uh huh. - Look, I was wondering - Uh huh. - Look, I was wondering
545 00:28:28,499 00:28:32,586 if you could come over, um, because-- if you could come over, um, because--
546 00:28:32,670 00:28:35,256 - Wow. [chuckles] - No, no, no, no, no. It's not like that. - Wow. [chuckles] - No, no, no, no, no. It's not like that.
547 00:28:35,339 00:28:38,968 I just, I have a, a concussion, I just, I have a, a concussion,
548 00:28:39,051 00:28:41,679 and I'm not supposed to go to sleep. and I'm not supposed to go to sleep.
549 00:28:43,097 00:28:47,685 - Uh-huh. - Look, I do actually need someone to keep me awake. - Uh-huh. - Look, I do actually need someone to keep me awake.
550 00:28:47,768 00:28:50,312 So, if there's any way you could do it, So, if there's any way you could do it,
551 00:28:50,396 00:28:52,690 I would really, I would really appreciate it. I would really, I would really appreciate it.
552 00:28:54,650 00:28:55,693 [chuckles] [chuckles]
553 00:28:55,818 00:28:57,403 You better have a concussion. You better have a concussion.
554 00:29:00,614 00:29:03,284 [Rosemary laughs] So then, I'm in the bathroom. [Rosemary laughs] So then, I'm in the bathroom.
555 00:29:03,367 00:29:04,577 - Are you listening? - Mm-hmm. - Are you listening? - Mm-hmm.
556 00:29:04,660 00:29:07,621 And he's like, he's like making these dolphin noises, And he's like, he's like making these dolphin noises,
557 00:29:07,705 00:29:10,666 and apparently, like, this is a huge turn on for these girls. and apparently, like, this is a huge turn on for these girls.
558 00:29:10,750 00:29:12,835 It's like, panties dropping left and right, It's like, panties dropping left and right,
559 00:29:12,918 00:29:15,463 and Emma's apparently okay with it and Emma's apparently okay with it
560 00:29:15,546 00:29:17,673 because they're polyamorous. Of course. because they're polyamorous. Of course.
561 00:29:17,757 00:29:20,926 I didn't realize that dolphins were polyamorous. I didn't realize that dolphins were polyamorous.
562 00:29:21,010 00:29:23,179 No, not the dolphins. The people. No, not the dolphins. The people.
563 00:29:23,262 00:29:25,431 - Oh, oh, right. - Duh. [laughs] - Oh, oh, right. - Duh. [laughs]
564 00:29:25,514 00:29:27,349 Well, it is venice. Well, it is venice.
565 00:29:27,433 00:29:28,517 Yeah. Yeah.
566 00:29:29,518 00:29:30,728 I just miss New York. I just miss New York.
567 00:29:33,814 00:29:35,733 - [grumps] - No, no, no. - [grumps] - No, no, no.
568 00:29:35,858 00:29:37,610 - No getting up. - Oh, come on. - No getting up. - Oh, come on.
569 00:29:37,693 00:29:39,236 - You're a very bad patient. - Am I, really? - You're a very bad patient. - Am I, really?
570 00:29:39,320 00:29:40,529 - Yeah, you are. - Am I? - Yeah, you are. - Am I?
571 00:29:40,613 00:29:43,282 Don't-- Hey, I'm serious. [chuckles] Don't-- Hey, I'm serious. [chuckles]
572 00:29:43,365 00:29:45,743 - [lips smacking] - I am serious. - [lips smacking] - I am serious.
573 00:29:45,868 00:29:48,245 - If we do that... - What? - If we do that... - What?
574 00:29:48,329 00:29:51,874 ...you will fall asleep right after. ...you will fall asleep right after.
575 00:29:51,957 00:29:54,877 What if I fall asleep during? [soft laugh] What if I fall asleep during? [soft laugh]
576 00:29:54,960 00:29:56,837 That's happened to me, you know? That's happened to me, you know?
577 00:29:56,921 00:29:57,922 - No. - I swear. - No. - I swear.
578 00:29:58,964 00:30:02,593 We'd, like, smoked a bunch of pot, and he was going down on me, We'd, like, smoked a bunch of pot, and he was going down on me,
579 00:30:02,676 00:30:07,014 and it was getting, like, softer and slower, and it was getting, like, softer and slower,
580 00:30:07,097 00:30:09,642 which was sort of, it was kind of nice, actually. which was sort of, it was kind of nice, actually.
581 00:30:09,725 00:30:12,686 And then, [chuckles] all of a sudden, it stops. And then, [chuckles] all of a sudden, it stops.
582 00:30:12,770 00:30:15,523 And I looked down and he was just, like, asleep And I looked down and he was just, like, asleep
583 00:30:15,606 00:30:17,274 - on my inner thigh. - No, you're kidding. - on my inner thigh. - No, you're kidding.
584 00:30:17,358 00:30:18,734 I swear to God. I swear to God.
585 00:30:18,818 00:30:20,319 What did you do? What did you do?
586 00:30:20,402 00:30:22,196 - I, like, nudged him. [laughs] - [laughs] - I, like, nudged him. [laughs] - [laughs]
587 00:30:22,279 00:30:24,907 And then, he, like, picks right back up, And then, he, like, picks right back up,
588 00:30:24,990 00:30:26,242 right where he left off. right where he left off.
589 00:30:26,325 00:30:27,576 Wow. Good for him. Wow. Good for him.
590 00:30:27,660 00:30:30,246 And then we was like, snoring about two minutes later. And then we was like, snoring about two minutes later.
591 00:30:30,329 00:30:31,664 I assume you left. I assume you left.
592 00:30:31,747 00:30:34,792 No, I just, uh, brought coffee every time I hung out with him. No, I just, uh, brought coffee every time I hung out with him.
593 00:30:34,875 00:30:36,669 You're a lady with a plan, aren't you? You're a lady with a plan, aren't you?
594 00:30:36,752 00:30:38,045 [chuckles] [chuckles]
595 00:30:38,754 00:30:40,506 - [laughing] - Okay. - [laughing] - Okay.
596 00:30:41,924 00:30:42,758 Now you go. Now you go.
597 00:30:43,801 00:30:45,636 Oh, what do you mean? Oh, what do you mean?
598 00:30:45,719 00:30:47,137 It's your turn. It's your turn.
599 00:30:47,221 00:30:48,222 What is this, like a game? What is this, like a game?
600 00:30:48,305 00:30:49,890 No, it's just a way to keep you awake. No, it's just a way to keep you awake.
601 00:30:49,974 00:30:52,101 No, no, no. I don't like this. No, no, no. I don't like this.
602 00:30:52,184 00:30:53,143 Too bad. Too bad.
603 00:30:54,436 00:30:58,148 What am I supposed to, to tell you sexual stories? What am I supposed to, to tell you sexual stories?
604 00:30:58,232 00:31:00,359 No, just something honest. No, just something honest.
605 00:31:00,442 00:31:01,527 - Honest? - Mm-hmm. - Honest? - Mm-hmm.
606 00:31:01,610 00:31:02,444 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
607 00:31:03,821 00:31:04,738 Okay. Okay.
608 00:31:05,531 00:31:07,491 [grunts] Okay. [grunts] Okay.
609 00:31:07,575 00:31:08,701 You want honest? You want honest?
610 00:31:08,784 00:31:10,536 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Mm-hmm. - Okay.
611 00:31:10,619 00:31:11,704 I'll give you honest. I'll give you honest.
612 00:31:13,664 00:31:15,374 Um... Um...
613 00:31:15,457 00:31:20,546 I... kissed my friend's wife once. I... kissed my friend's wife once.
614 00:31:20,629 00:31:21,630 Wow. Wow.
615 00:31:21,714 00:31:23,716 Before she was his wife. Before she was his wife.
616 00:31:23,799 00:31:28,804 It was New Year's Eve and we'd been drinking all day, It was New Year's Eve and we'd been drinking all day,
617 00:31:28,888 00:31:32,182 and he passed out way before midnight. and he passed out way before midnight.
618 00:31:32,266 00:31:33,225 And the next thing you know And the next thing you know
619 00:31:33,309 00:31:35,102 the countdown was happening, the countdown was happening,
620 00:31:35,185 00:31:38,480 and she was looking at me or, uh, and she was looking at me or, uh,
621 00:31:38,564 00:31:41,150 it was a weird vibe, you know. it was a weird vibe, you know.
622 00:31:41,233 00:31:43,027 But I wasn't sure if it was real But I wasn't sure if it was real
623 00:31:43,110 00:31:45,988 or if I was just imagining it, you know? or if I was just imagining it, you know?
624 00:31:46,071 00:31:47,615 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
625 00:31:47,698 00:31:48,824 And then, um... And then, um...
626 00:31:50,242 00:31:51,076 the ball dropped. the ball dropped.
627 00:31:51,160 00:31:55,539 And... she kissed me, and, uh... And... she kissed me, and, uh...
628 00:31:57,625 00:32:00,002 and I kind of kissed her back. and I kind of kissed her back.
629 00:32:01,086 00:32:02,254 Did you like it? Did you like it?
630 00:32:02,338 00:32:04,214 Oh, my God. You're fucking killing me. Oh, my God. You're fucking killing me.
631 00:32:04,298 00:32:06,508 - [chuckles] Did you? - No, no. - [chuckles] Did you? - No, no.
632 00:32:06,592 00:32:07,843 I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah.
633 00:32:07,927 00:32:12,640 I guess on some level I must have, right? I mean, in, I guess on some level I must have, right? I mean, in,
634 00:32:12,723 00:32:15,059 in a completely fucked up way. in a completely fucked up way.
635 00:32:17,227 00:32:19,772 I just wish I never did it. I just wish I never did it.
636 00:32:23,108 00:32:23,943 Hey. Hey.
637 00:32:24,693 00:32:26,695 We all kiss the wrong person once in a while. We all kiss the wrong person once in a while.
638 00:32:34,787 00:32:36,038 [phone alarm] [phone alarm]
639 00:32:36,121 00:32:38,123 - Mm. - [laughing] - Mm. - [laughing]
640 00:32:38,207 00:32:39,291 You did it. You did it.
641 00:32:39,375 00:32:40,834 I'm still awake. I'm still awake.
642 00:32:42,336 00:32:44,129 - Mm. - Success. - Mm. - Success.
643 00:32:45,881 00:32:47,132 I like talking to you. I like talking to you.
644 00:32:51,387 00:32:52,471 [light music] [light music]
645 00:33:32,177 00:33:33,554 [light electronic playing music on headphones] [light electronic playing music on headphones]
646 00:33:33,637 00:33:37,474 ♪ Sometimes on my way To pick up ♪ ♪ Sometimes on my way To pick up ♪
647 00:33:39,184 00:33:41,729 ♪ I tell myself ♪ ♪ I tell myself ♪
648 00:33:42,646 00:33:46,150 ♪ That I won't get dizzy ♪ ♪ That I won't get dizzy ♪
649 00:33:49,486 00:33:51,113 ♪ In too deep ♪ ♪ In too deep ♪
650 00:33:52,865 00:33:54,950 ♪ I tell myself ♪ ♪ I tell myself ♪
651 00:33:56,326 00:34:00,956 ♪ I can always stick on you ♪ ♪ I can always stick on you ♪
652 00:34:02,082 00:34:04,084 Oh, God, Jesus! Oh, God, Jesus!
653 00:34:04,168 00:34:06,295 - Christ, you scared me! - Don't worry, love. - Christ, you scared me! - Don't worry, love.
654 00:34:06,378 00:34:08,088 - I'm color blind. - I don't know what it means. - I'm color blind. - I don't know what it means.
655 00:34:08,172 00:34:09,798 Do you want something? I'm kind of in the middle of this. Do you want something? I'm kind of in the middle of this.
656 00:34:09,882 00:34:10,841 Take your time. Take your time.
657 00:34:10,924 00:34:12,176 Okay, you can't stand right there. Okay, you can't stand right there.
658 00:34:12,259 00:34:13,552 - Please, go back to-- - I get it. - Please, go back to-- - I get it.
659 00:34:13,635 00:34:15,888 I totally get it. It's all new to you. I totally get it. It's all new to you.
660 00:34:15,971 00:34:18,974 - The connection is palpable. - What? [muffled yelps] - The connection is palpable. - What? [muffled yelps]
661 00:34:20,392 00:34:22,269 Get the fuck off of... Get the fuck off of...
662 00:34:22,352 00:34:23,937 [Rosemary yelps] [Rosemary yelps]
663 00:34:24,021 00:34:25,230 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
664 00:34:25,314 00:34:27,524 Me?! Why are you looking at me? Me?! Why are you looking at me?
665 00:34:27,608 00:34:30,444 Babe, we agreed to connect when a connection exists. Babe, we agreed to connect when a connection exists.
666 00:34:30,527 00:34:31,653 Not with people I know. Not with people I know.
667 00:34:31,737 00:34:34,281 Especially with people you know. Especially with people you know.
668 00:34:34,364 00:34:35,949 This is what we talked about with Honeybee! This is what we talked about with Honeybee!
669 00:34:36,033 00:34:37,034 Okay. Okay.
670 00:34:37,117 00:34:38,118 It's been grand. It's been grand.
671 00:34:40,871 00:34:42,081 [door knocks] [door knocks]
672 00:34:57,137 00:34:59,389 "We Can't Stop Now" by Abbot Kinney] "We Can't Stop Now" by Abbot Kinney]
673 00:35:15,072 00:35:18,659 ♪ I lost my way In trying to get back home ♪ ♪ I lost my way In trying to get back home ♪
674 00:35:20,702 00:35:24,456 ♪ It was the biggest collapse Since the fall of Rome ♪ ♪ It was the biggest collapse Since the fall of Rome ♪
675 00:35:25,916 00:35:30,921 ♪ If you take me Where you're going ♪ ♪ If you take me Where you're going ♪
676 00:35:31,004 00:35:32,673 ♪ We can go all night ♪ ♪ We can go all night ♪
677 00:35:38,262 00:35:42,057 ♪ I've seen things about me Better left unknown ♪ ♪ I've seen things about me Better left unknown ♪
678 00:35:43,934 00:35:49,022 ♪ And every time I look In your eyes I turn to stone ♪ ♪ And every time I look In your eyes I turn to stone ♪
679 00:35:49,106 00:35:54,361 ♪ This place we are going ♪ ♪ This place we are going ♪
680 00:35:54,444 00:35:56,071 ♪ We can't go alone ♪ ♪ We can't go alone ♪
681 00:36:01,493 00:36:06,415 ♪ Ooh, if I fall ♪ ♪ Ooh, if I fall ♪
682 00:36:07,166 00:36:12,588 ♪ From the heights ♪ ♪ From the heights ♪
683 00:36:12,671 00:36:18,468 ♪ Don't be swayed ♪ ♪ Don't be swayed ♪
684 00:36:18,552 00:36:22,347 ♪ There's a light ♪ ♪ There's a light ♪
685 00:36:22,431 00:36:27,019 ♪ Just not that we can see ♪ ♪ Just not that we can see ♪
686 00:36:27,102 00:36:32,566 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
687 00:36:32,649 00:36:36,153 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
688 00:36:36,278 00:36:39,114 ♪ This mightjust sound insane ♪ ♪ This mightjust sound insane ♪
689 00:36:39,198 00:36:41,658 ♪ But it won't take A car or plane ♪ ♪ But it won't take A car or plane ♪
690 00:36:41,742 00:36:45,913 ♪ Or a hand Reaching down from above ♪ ♪ Or a hand Reaching down from above ♪
691 00:36:47,539 00:36:50,709 ♪ We'll never be the same ♪ ♪ We'll never be the same ♪
692 00:36:50,792 00:36:53,170 ♪ When we're eating off A silver plate ♪ ♪ When we're eating off A silver plate ♪
693 00:36:53,295 00:36:57,925 ♪ But maybe we'll find A life worth dreaming of ♪ ♪ But maybe we'll find A life worth dreaming of ♪
694 00:36:59,092 00:37:02,763 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
695 00:37:02,846 00:37:06,058 ♪ Take me away Let's run as fast as we can ♪ ♪ Take me away Let's run as fast as we can ♪
696 00:37:08,352 00:37:13,148 ♪ There's nothing we can say To make them understand ♪ ♪ There's nothing we can say To make them understand ♪
697 00:37:13,232 00:37:18,737 ♪ It's too late to turn back ♪ ♪ It's too late to turn back ♪
698 00:37:18,820 00:37:21,031 ♪ We can't stop now ♪ ♪ We can't stop now ♪
699 00:37:21,949 00:37:25,744 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hey ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh, hey ♪
700 00:37:27,371 00:37:33,710 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hey, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh, hey, ooh-ooh ♪
701 00:37:33,794 00:37:36,672 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
702 00:37:36,755 00:37:37,589 ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
703 00:37:42,177 00:37:44,137 [Tom exhales] [Tom exhales]
704 00:37:47,432 00:37:48,767 - Mm. - [lips smacking] - Mm. - [lips smacking]
705 00:37:48,850 00:37:50,936 - Good morning. - Morning. - Good morning. - Morning.
706 00:37:51,019 00:37:53,563 - Does that make you laugh? - [laughing] - Does that make you laugh? - [laughing]
707 00:37:57,734 00:37:59,361 That's good. That's good.
708 00:37:59,444 00:38:03,323 Can we, uh... get a little morning exercise in? Can we, uh... get a little morning exercise in?
709 00:38:03,407 00:38:04,241 [chuckles] [chuckles]
710 00:38:05,534 00:38:07,369 I'll meet you in the shower. I'll meet you in the shower.
711 00:38:07,452 00:38:10,539 Oh... really? Oh... really?
712 00:38:10,622 00:38:11,915 - Mm. - Quickly? - Mm. - Quickly?
713 00:38:11,999 00:38:13,375 - Mm. - Okay. - Mm. - Okay.
714 00:38:14,334 00:38:15,752 - I'll be waiting. - [chuckles] - I'll be waiting. - [chuckles]
715 00:38:25,137 00:38:27,973 Ah, I see someone decided to wake up. Ah, I see someone decided to wake up.
716 00:38:29,266 00:38:31,560 I was up all night making you a painting. I was up all night making you a painting.
717 00:38:31,643 00:38:33,812 Hmm. Where is it? Hmm. Where is it?
718 00:38:33,895 00:38:36,023 It's not finished yet. It's a present. It's not finished yet. It's a present.
719 00:38:36,940 00:38:38,025 For what? For what?
720 00:38:38,108 00:38:39,401 For letting me stay here. For letting me stay here.
721 00:38:40,777 00:38:41,695 You're-- You're--
722 00:38:43,572 00:38:46,033 A present? You needed a place to stay. A present? You needed a place to stay.
723 00:38:47,034 00:38:48,035 I did. I did.
724 00:38:48,744 00:38:50,120 I would like to see it. I would like to see it.
725 00:38:50,829 00:38:51,663 You will. You will.
726 00:38:53,332 00:38:55,417 Why don't you come back to bed? Why don't you come back to bed?
727 00:38:55,500 00:38:56,710 [chuckles] [chuckles]
728 00:38:56,793 00:38:58,086 [light music] [light music]
729 00:39:12,184 00:39:13,477 [knocking] [knocking]
730 00:39:13,560 00:39:16,646 [stammers] Fuck, get-- what? [stammers] Fuck, get-- what?
731 00:39:17,939 00:39:19,149 You scared me! You scared me!
732 00:39:21,693 00:39:22,611 You're such a... You're such a...
733 00:39:25,155 00:39:26,656 - You scared me! - [laughing] - You scared me! - [laughing]
734 00:39:26,740 00:39:28,867 You really scared me. What are you doing here? You really scared me. What are you doing here?
735 00:39:28,950 00:39:31,328 It's like a thousand degrees out there. It's like a thousand degrees out there.
736 00:39:32,454 00:39:35,082 Whoa. What am I doing here? Whoa. What am I doing here?
737 00:39:36,208 00:39:38,210 - What are you doing here? - Don't start with me. - What are you doing here? - Don't start with me.
738 00:39:38,293 00:39:40,045 This is the only place I can paint. This is the only place I can paint.
739 00:39:40,128 00:39:41,922 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're going to love this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're going to love this.
740 00:39:42,005 00:39:43,465 Are you ready for this? Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you ready?
741 00:39:43,548 00:39:46,009 Okay, Emma and that really hot girl, Honeybee. Okay, Emma and that really hot girl, Honeybee.
742 00:39:46,093 00:39:48,553 Well, they are going up to a retreat up north this weekend Well, they are going up to a retreat up north this weekend
743 00:39:48,637 00:39:51,598 and you are going with me to help me hook up with her. and you are going with me to help me hook up with her.
744 00:39:51,681 00:39:54,184 Oh, yeah, you are. No, she want's my nuts. Oh, yeah, you are. No, she want's my nuts.
745 00:39:54,267 00:39:55,602 No, no. And, no, No, no. And, no,
746 00:39:55,685 00:39:59,189 we can't, we have plans with his friends this weekend. we can't, we have plans with his friends this weekend.
747 00:39:59,272 00:40:01,274 You have plans with his friends this weekend? You have plans with his friends this weekend?
748 00:40:01,358 00:40:04,152 Okay, whoa, this is, like, really serious. Okay, whoa, this is, like, really serious.
749 00:40:04,236 00:40:06,279 No, it's not, it's-- he's-- No, it's not, it's-- he's--
750 00:40:06,363 00:40:08,365 He's, he's what? He's, he's what?
751 00:40:08,490 00:40:11,243 Like a casual, part-time lover? Like a casual, part-time lover?
752 00:40:11,326 00:40:13,370 Gross, you're so-- don't, Gross, you're so-- don't,
753 00:40:13,453 00:40:15,080 don't say lover. And put that down. don't say lover. And put that down.
754 00:40:15,956 00:40:16,915 These are nice. These are nice.
755 00:40:16,998 00:40:18,542 He's, um... He's, um...
756 00:40:18,625 00:40:19,584 He's um... He's um...
757 00:40:21,795 00:40:22,754 My peeps. My peeps.
758 00:40:25,549 00:40:26,758 [both laughing] [both laughing]
759 00:40:28,510 00:40:30,387 Your peeps! Your peeps!
760 00:40:30,470 00:40:33,849 Can you just be like a normal person and say boyfriend? Can you just be like a normal person and say boyfriend?
761 00:40:33,932 00:40:36,226 Whoa. It is way too soon for that, dude. Whoa. It is way too soon for that, dude.
762 00:40:36,309 00:40:38,645 You're practically living with the guy. You're practically living with the guy.
763 00:40:38,728 00:40:40,397 I'm not living with him. I'm not living with him.
764 00:40:40,480 00:40:42,357 Well, you're not living with me. Well, you're not living with me.
765 00:40:42,441 00:40:44,484 - Your suitcase is, but-- - I'm living with him. - Your suitcase is, but-- - I'm living with him.
766 00:40:44,568 00:40:47,612 I'm not like, "Living with him" living with him, so. I'm not like, "Living with him" living with him, so.
767 00:40:47,696 00:40:49,948 Oh, shit. It's her, it's Honeybee. Oh, shit. It's her, it's Honeybee.
768 00:40:50,031 00:40:53,034 She just sent me an emoji of an octopus She just sent me an emoji of an octopus
769 00:40:53,118 00:40:53,994 and a winky face. and a winky face.
770 00:40:54,995 00:40:57,539 [gasping] Oh, my God, that means I could totally get laid. [gasping] Oh, my God, that means I could totally get laid.
771 00:40:57,622 00:40:59,166 You have got to go. You have got to go.
772 00:40:59,249 00:41:00,292 No. No.
773 00:41:01,668 00:41:03,253 - Hey. - Oh, hi. - Hey. - Oh, hi.
774 00:41:03,336 00:41:04,463 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
775 00:41:05,172 00:41:06,423 Uh. Hey. Uh. Hey.
776 00:41:06,548 00:41:07,841 - [Tom chuckling] - This is, um-- - [Tom chuckling] - This is, um--
777 00:41:07,924 00:41:10,302 - You must be Rosemary's peeps. - [Rosemary chuckles] - You must be Rosemary's peeps. - [Rosemary chuckles]
778 00:41:10,385 00:41:11,428 - That's me. - Leo. - That's me. - Leo.
779 00:41:11,553 00:41:14,014 - Peeping Tom, yeah. - [laughing] That was a good one. - Peeping Tom, yeah. - [laughing] That was a good one.
780 00:41:14,097 00:41:16,266 Uh, Leo. Just Leo. You know, Uh, Leo. Just Leo. You know,
781 00:41:16,349 00:41:17,934 or D.J. Leo. or D.J. Leo.
782 00:41:18,018 00:41:20,228 Most requested emcee on the west side. Most requested emcee on the west side.
783 00:41:20,312 00:41:22,981 [chuckles] Right. With the Bar Mitzvah, you were great. [chuckles] Right. With the Bar Mitzvah, you were great.
784 00:41:23,064 00:41:25,650 Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, it's, uh-- Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, it's, uh--
785 00:41:25,734 00:41:28,528 you know, spinning is just, like, so creatively fulfilling. you know, spinning is just, like, so creatively fulfilling.
786 00:41:28,612 00:41:31,698 You know, it's like, I wish I could do it every day but, You know, it's like, I wish I could do it every day but,
787 00:41:31,781 00:41:34,159 you know, got to pay the bills, so. you know, got to pay the bills, so.
788 00:41:34,242 00:41:35,911 - Yeah. - Sure is. - Yeah. - Sure is.
789 00:41:37,078 00:41:38,246 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
790 00:41:38,330 00:41:40,790 You guys should totally come with us this weekend! You guys should totally come with us this weekend!
791 00:41:40,874 00:41:42,584 - No, we're-- I already told him. - Where you going? - No, we're-- I already told him. - Where you going?
792 00:41:42,667 00:41:43,919 - We can't, we can't go. - Where you going? - We can't, we can't go. - Where you going?
793 00:41:44,002 00:41:46,338 A bunch of us are going up to, um, this retreat up north. A bunch of us are going up to, um, this retreat up north.
794 00:41:46,421 00:41:48,048 There's like, white sulfur springs, There's like, white sulfur springs,
795 00:41:48,131 00:41:50,759 - there's cabins, ladies. - I mean, sounds cool to me. - there's cabins, ladies. - I mean, sounds cool to me.
796 00:41:50,842 00:41:53,178 I could-- I'd have to call May and Donald and see-- I could-- I'd have to call May and Donald and see--
797 00:41:53,261 00:41:54,679 I mean, what's the deal, can you-- I mean, what's the deal, can you--
798 00:41:54,763 00:41:56,389 Oh, my God. Bring them. Oh, my God. Bring them.
799 00:41:56,473 00:41:57,474 - [Leo] Yes! - [Tom] Yeah? - [Leo] Yes! - [Tom] Yeah?
800 00:41:57,557 00:41:59,684 I think it sounds cool. I think it sounds cool.
801 00:41:59,768 00:42:00,727 Oh! Oh, my gosh! Oh! Oh, my gosh!
802 00:42:01,478 00:42:02,687 - Ah! - Right. - Ah! - Right.
803 00:42:02,771 00:42:04,272 - This is going to be fun, man. - Yeah. - This is going to be fun, man. - Yeah.
804 00:42:04,356 00:42:05,732 - Alright! - Alright. - Alright! - Alright.
805 00:42:05,815 00:42:06,983 - He's a keeper. - [table clatters] - He's a keeper. - [table clatters]
806 00:42:07,067 00:42:08,360 - Oh. - [Tom] Watch out for the step. - Oh. - [Tom] Watch out for the step.
807 00:42:08,443 00:42:09,945 - Thank you for the invite. - Fancy. - Thank you for the invite. - Fancy.
808 00:42:10,028 00:42:11,488 - [Leo] Sorry to run. - It'll be fun. Good to meet you, - [Leo] Sorry to run. - It'll be fun. Good to meet you,
809 00:42:11,571 00:42:13,448 - uh, officially. - Yeah, I just have shit to do, - uh, officially. - Yeah, I just have shit to do,
810 00:42:13,532 00:42:14,824 - so, I'm going to-- - Bye. - so, I'm going to-- - Bye.
811 00:42:14,908 00:42:16,451 Yeah, yeah. You kids behave. Yeah, yeah. You kids behave.
812 00:42:19,162 00:42:20,205 [light music] [light music]
813 00:42:23,583 00:42:25,335 Tom says they're running a little late. Tom says they're running a little late.
814 00:42:25,418 00:42:26,753 Of course they are. Of course they are.
815 00:42:29,464 00:42:31,258 Hey, I hope you're hungry. Hey, I hope you're hungry.
816 00:42:32,133 00:42:33,802 What are you doing? Why aren't you ready? What are you doing? Why aren't you ready?
817 00:42:33,885 00:42:35,595 - I'm ready. - You're not ready. - I'm ready. - You're not ready.
818 00:42:35,679 00:42:38,098 - Your stuff's all over the place. - I'm very ready. - Your stuff's all over the place. - I'm very ready.
819 00:42:38,181 00:42:40,475 You're not-- look, I'm serious, these guys are waiting for us. You're not-- look, I'm serious, these guys are waiting for us.
820 00:42:40,559 00:42:41,893 [Rosemary] Aw. [Rosemary] Aw.
821 00:42:41,977 00:42:43,311 Where are we even going again? Where are we even going again?
822 00:42:44,271 00:42:46,356 I've never even heard of this place. I've never even heard of this place.
823 00:42:46,439 00:42:47,357 Seriously, Ro. Seriously, Ro.
824 00:42:47,440 00:42:48,733 You got to get dressed. You got to get dressed.
825 00:42:48,817 00:42:50,110 I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this.
826 00:42:50,193 00:42:51,778 - [laughing] - I'm not doing this. - [laughing] - I'm not doing this.
827 00:42:51,861 00:42:53,321 - I'm not falling for it. - You're not? Are you sure? - I'm not falling for it. - You're not? Are you sure?
828 00:42:53,405 00:42:55,782 - I think you're going to do it. - No, those guys-- - I think you're going to do it. - No, those guys--
829 00:42:56,449 00:42:57,701 Oh, my God, okay. Oh, my God, okay.
830 00:42:57,784 00:43:00,078 This is not... fair. This is not... fair.
831 00:43:00,161 00:43:01,329 Mm. Mm.
832 00:43:02,789 00:43:04,624 Okay, alright, you're right, fine. Okay, alright, you're right, fine.
833 00:43:04,708 00:43:06,835 - I'll go get dressed. - No, no, no, no, no. - I'll go get dressed. - No, no, no, no, no.
834 00:43:06,918 00:43:11,881 No, no, no. I don't want to thwart your, your impulses. No, no, no. I don't want to thwart your, your impulses.
835 00:43:11,965 00:43:14,050 - That would be... - Oh. - That would be... - Oh.
836 00:43:14,134 00:43:15,635 - ...bad for your art. - Mm-hmm. - ...bad for your art. - Mm-hmm.
837 00:43:15,719 00:43:17,053 [lips smacking] [lips smacking]
838 00:43:28,732 00:43:31,026 This is why I hate carpooling. Where are they? This is why I hate carpooling. Where are they?
839 00:43:31,109 00:43:32,569 Oh, I'm sure they're on their way. Oh, I'm sure they're on their way.
840 00:43:32,694 00:43:34,404 [honking] [honking]
841 00:43:34,487 00:43:35,572 See? See?
842 00:43:35,655 00:43:38,116 Hey, we're on vacation now! Hey, we're on vacation now!
843 00:43:39,117 00:43:42,037 "V" is for vacation, it's very, very fun. "V" is for vacation, it's very, very fun.
844 00:43:42,120 00:43:44,664 "v" is for vacation, we're going to have some fun! "v" is for vacation, we're going to have some fun!
845 00:43:44,748 00:43:45,957 [Donald] Tommy! [Donald] Tommy!
846 00:43:46,041 00:43:47,542 [Tom] Sorry again about being late, guys. [Tom] Sorry again about being late, guys.
847 00:43:47,626 00:43:50,295 - Yeah, I didn't realize the valley was so far. - [May] Me neither. - Yeah, I didn't realize the valley was so far. - [May] Me neither.
848 00:43:50,378 00:43:52,422 I'm bummed we didn't have time to take the tour. I'm bummed we didn't have time to take the tour.
849 00:43:52,505 00:43:53,798 I told you we should come earlier. I told you we should come earlier.
850 00:43:53,882 00:43:56,259 No, that's okay. I mean, there's nothing really to see. No, that's okay. I mean, there's nothing really to see.
851 00:43:56,343 00:43:59,137 - Everything's still in boxes. - Oh, Don't listen to her, May's amazing. - Everything's still in boxes. - Oh, Don't listen to her, May's amazing.
852 00:43:59,220 00:44:00,597 She should've been an interior designer. She should've been an interior designer.
853 00:44:00,722 00:44:02,932 - [Rosemary] Really? - Yeah, it's gorgeous. - [Rosemary] Really? - Yeah, it's gorgeous.
854 00:44:03,600 00:44:06,978 So, Rosemary, Tom tells us that you're an artist. So, Rosemary, Tom tells us that you're an artist.
855 00:44:07,062 00:44:08,563 - A painter. - Oh. - A painter. - Oh.
856 00:44:08,647 00:44:11,441 Artist is like calling yourself a genius or something. Artist is like calling yourself a genius or something.
857 00:44:11,524 00:44:13,818 Don't take it personally, she's very shy... Don't take it personally, she's very shy...
858 00:44:13,902 00:44:15,111 - with her work. - [laughs] - with her work. - [laughs]
859 00:44:15,195 00:44:16,571 - Come on. - Oh, right. - Come on. - Oh, right.
860 00:44:16,655 00:44:18,615 I'm sure that you have been wonderful I'm sure that you have been wonderful
861 00:44:18,698 00:44:20,283 - in opening her up. - [Tom] Okay. - in opening her up. - [Tom] Okay.
862 00:44:20,367 00:44:22,535 Tom is very generous with all of his painters. Tom is very generous with all of his painters.
863 00:44:22,619 00:44:23,453 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
864 00:44:23,536 00:44:26,498 All 147 of them? I found his list. All 147 of them? I found his list.
865 00:44:26,581 00:44:29,125 - Oh, you saw it? - I do not keep a list. - Oh, you saw it? - I do not keep a list.
866 00:44:29,209 00:44:31,336 Alright, you're right. It was a spreadsheet. Alright, you're right. It was a spreadsheet.
867 00:44:31,419 00:44:33,463 - No. - [all laughing] - No. - [all laughing]
868 00:44:33,546 00:44:35,799 Is it color coded? I always appreciate when its color coded Is it color coded? I always appreciate when its color coded
869 00:44:35,882 00:44:37,634 - so I keep everything straight. - Donald. - so I keep everything straight. - Donald.
870 00:44:37,759 00:44:39,344 I don't mean in a racist way. I don't mean in a racist way.
871 00:44:41,513 00:44:43,431 [crickets chirping] [crickets chirping]
872 00:44:47,686 00:44:49,187 [light music] [light music]
873 00:44:57,904 00:44:59,989 This is nice. It's, uh, This is nice. It's, uh,
874 00:45:00,073 00:45:00,949 yeah. yeah.
875 00:45:01,991 00:45:02,826 I could take it. I could take it.
876 00:45:03,743 00:45:04,577 Can you? Can you?
877 00:45:06,913 00:45:10,125 What are you? Oh, okay. What are you? Oh, okay.
878 00:45:14,421 00:45:15,839 This is cute, actually. This is cute, actually.
879 00:45:17,632 00:45:19,008 Separate beds. Separate beds.
880 00:45:19,092 00:45:20,093 [chuckles] Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah.
881 00:45:47,245 00:45:48,288 [knocking] [knocking]
882 00:45:49,456 00:45:51,374 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
883 00:45:52,083 00:45:54,252 Uh, who is it? Uh, who is it?
884 00:45:56,379 00:45:57,505 [Tom] Hang on a second! [Tom] Hang on a second!
885 00:45:58,298 00:45:59,382 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
886 00:46:03,303 00:46:04,888 Hello there, Uncle Tom! Hello there, Uncle Tom!
887 00:46:04,971 00:46:06,681 Quite a lovely cabin you have here. Quite a lovely cabin you have here.
888 00:46:08,016 00:46:09,142 Thanks. Uh, Thanks. Uh,
889 00:46:09,225 00:46:11,311 where's your lady friend? Isn't she-- where's your lady friend? Isn't she--
890 00:46:11,394 00:46:13,354 Oh, Honeybee? Yeah, she couldn't make it. Oh, Honeybee? Yeah, she couldn't make it.
891 00:46:14,147 00:46:15,106 [Rosemary] Shocker. [Rosemary] Shocker.
892 00:46:15,815 00:46:16,649 [Leo] Yeah. [Leo] Yeah.
893 00:46:18,276 00:46:20,612 I really thought I had this one in the bag. I really thought I had this one in the bag.
894 00:46:20,695 00:46:22,363 Oh, my God. Do you mean you dragged us Oh, my God. Do you mean you dragged us
895 00:46:22,447 00:46:24,491 all up here based on a couple of emojis, by the way, all up here based on a couple of emojis, by the way,
896 00:46:24,574 00:46:26,743 so you could sleep with this girl, and she's not even coming? so you could sleep with this girl, and she's not even coming?
897 00:46:26,868 00:46:30,371 Oh. Well, no, she texted me that she had a family emergency Oh. Well, no, she texted me that she had a family emergency
898 00:46:30,455 00:46:31,956 followed by one of those crying emojis. followed by one of those crying emojis.
899 00:46:32,040 00:46:33,958 You know that one? So. You know that one? So.
900 00:46:34,042 00:46:35,710 Crying emoji, must be serious. Crying emoji, must be serious.
901 00:46:35,794 00:46:37,295 Yeah, so I can't really be mad at her. Yeah, so I can't really be mad at her.
902 00:46:37,378 00:46:39,255 Whatever, dude. This place better be awesome. Whatever, dude. This place better be awesome.
903 00:46:39,339 00:46:41,090 Oh. It is. Oh. It is.
904 00:46:45,220 00:46:46,429 [Tom] Oh, here they are. [Tom] Oh, here they are.
905 00:46:47,597 00:46:49,098 She is gorgeous. She is gorgeous.
906 00:46:49,849 00:46:51,559 - [grunts] - Oh. - [grunts] - Oh.
907 00:46:51,643 00:46:53,937 - Okay, you don't have to grunt. I mean, just-- - Did I grunt? - Okay, you don't have to grunt. I mean, just-- - Did I grunt?
908 00:46:54,020 00:46:55,772 - It was involuntary. - You were taking mental pictures. - It was involuntary. - You were taking mental pictures.
909 00:46:55,855 00:46:56,981 - Hey, stop. - [grunts] - Hey, stop. - [grunts]
910 00:46:57,857 00:46:58,691 [Tom] Jesus. [Tom] Jesus.
911 00:46:58,775 00:47:00,068 - [Donald laughs] - Stop. - [Donald laughs] - Stop.
912 00:47:00,151 00:47:02,529 - Stop? - Oh. Oh! I'm sorry. - Stop? - Oh. Oh! I'm sorry.
913 00:47:02,612 00:47:05,406 Oh, I'm sorry, You, like, "like her" like her. Oh, I'm sorry, You, like, "like her" like her.
914 00:47:05,490 00:47:08,785 She's, she's fun to hang out with. Yeah, she's, you know. She's, she's fun to hang out with. Yeah, she's, you know.
915 00:47:08,868 00:47:10,912 - Is she living with you? - No, no. - Is she living with you? - No, no.
916 00:47:10,995 00:47:14,082 I mean, she's, you know, she's staying with me, but-- I mean, she's, you know, she's staying with me, but--
917 00:47:14,165 00:47:16,334 Oh, right. Just, like, six or seven days a week. Oh, right. Just, like, six or seven days a week.
918 00:47:17,293 00:47:19,087 - That's cool. - May likes her. - That's cool. - May likes her.
919 00:47:19,170 00:47:20,797 Really? She say something? Really? She say something?
920 00:47:20,880 00:47:21,714 No, I can tell. No, I can tell.
921 00:47:22,757 00:47:23,758 What's her deal? What's her deal?
922 00:47:25,385 00:47:27,345 She's new to town. She's working at the gallery, She's new to town. She's working at the gallery,
923 00:47:27,428 00:47:28,805 helping us out with the show. helping us out with the show.
924 00:47:28,888 00:47:30,640 New to town. I love it. New to town. I love it.
925 00:47:30,723 00:47:32,809 Oh, oh, helping "us" out? Oh, oh, helping "us" out?
926 00:47:32,892 00:47:36,604 - How is she helping "us" out? - She's doing office work for us. - How is she helping "us" out? - She's doing office work for us.
927 00:47:36,688 00:47:38,815 Oh, like, back office work? Oh, like, back office work?
928 00:47:38,940 00:47:40,692 - Are you serious? - I hope so. - Are you serious? - I hope so.
929 00:47:40,775 00:47:42,569 - God, I hope so. - Please, stop. - God, I hope so. - Please, stop.
930 00:47:42,652 00:47:44,779 - Are you gonna put her in the show? - No. - Are you gonna put her in the show? - No.
931 00:47:44,863 00:47:47,574 - Why not? - I don't want to complicate things. - Why not? - I don't want to complicate things.
932 00:47:47,657 00:47:50,076 Holy shit! You do like this chick. Holy shit! You do like this chick.
933 00:47:50,159 00:47:53,746 Well, I don't mix work with relationships. Well, I don't mix work with relationships.
934 00:47:53,830 00:47:57,667 [laughing] Um, that's all you do. [laughing] Um, that's all you do.
935 00:47:57,750 00:47:59,460 No, I get it. No, no, it's cool, I get it. No, I get it. No, no, it's cool, I get it.
936 00:47:59,544 00:48:02,213 Things are different because you're finally in love! Things are different because you're finally in love!
937 00:48:02,297 00:48:05,508 - [Donald] I'm in love! - Would you stop? What are you, twelve? - [Donald] I'm in love! - Would you stop? What are you, twelve?
938 00:48:05,592 00:48:09,262 - I am so tired, it looks so good. - Yeah, it does. - I am so tired, it looks so good. - Yeah, it does.
939 00:48:09,345 00:48:11,097 The last few months has been-- The last few months has been--
940 00:48:11,180 00:48:12,098 Oh. Oh.
941 00:48:12,181 00:48:13,141 Uh. Uh.
942 00:48:14,183 00:48:16,895 [chuckles] I don't think you can wear that in the tub. [chuckles] I don't think you can wear that in the tub.
943 00:48:18,062 00:48:21,941 - [chuckles] - No, seriously. They're, like, actually like adamant about it. - [chuckles] - No, seriously. They're, like, actually like adamant about it.
944 00:48:22,734 00:48:24,444 Well, what are we supposed to wear? Well, what are we supposed to wear?
945 00:48:32,201 00:48:33,036 Okay. Okay.
946 00:48:34,120 00:48:36,372 I guess we're going to be wearing the same outfit. I guess we're going to be wearing the same outfit.
947 00:48:37,373 00:48:39,959 - Oh! There they are. - [Donald] Hey! - Oh! There they are. - [Donald] Hey!
948 00:48:40,043 00:48:42,378 [Rosemary chuckles] What are you two creeps doing up there? [Rosemary chuckles] What are you two creeps doing up there?
949 00:48:42,462 00:48:45,423 - Oh, just-- - Talking about relationships, life. - Oh, just-- - Talking about relationships, life.
950 00:48:45,506 00:48:47,383 - Observing nature. You know. - You know. - Observing nature. You know. - You know.
951 00:48:47,467 00:48:50,553 Seriously. Ding-dong and Applesauce enjoying nature. Seriously. Ding-dong and Applesauce enjoying nature.
952 00:48:50,637 00:48:53,890 [Tom] I like that Leo took us to a family friendly place. [Tom] I like that Leo took us to a family friendly place.
953 00:48:54,015 00:48:56,100 - [all laughing] - [Rosemary] Totally. - [all laughing] - [Rosemary] Totally.
954 00:48:56,184 00:48:58,019 [Tom] It feels so family. [Tom] It feels so family.
955 00:48:58,102 00:49:00,438 - Oh, my gosh, honey. Isn't this awesome? - [May] Yeah. - Oh, my gosh, honey. Isn't this awesome? - [May] Yeah.
956 00:49:00,521 00:49:02,231 - [Tom] Is it hot? [Donald] Yes! - [Tom] Is it hot? [Donald] Yes!
957 00:49:02,315 00:49:05,234 - Are we really getting? Okay. - We really are. - Are we really getting? Okay. - We really are.
958 00:49:05,318 00:49:06,903 - I am. Boom! - [Rosemary laughs] - I am. Boom! - [Rosemary laughs]
959 00:49:06,986 00:49:08,237 [Donald] Woo, yes! [Donald] Woo, yes!
960 00:49:08,321 00:49:09,614 [Tom] Okay, making an egg! [Tom] Okay, making an egg!
961 00:49:09,697 00:49:10,740 [Rosemary] Oh, my God. [Rosemary] Oh, my God.
962 00:49:10,823 00:49:13,076 It's so many dicks, and it's so early. It's so many dicks, and it's so early.
963 00:49:13,159 00:49:15,745 - Okay, yeah. - Good to know. - Okay, yeah. - Good to know.
964 00:49:15,828 00:49:17,455 We should get a pool in the house. Let's put one in. We should get a pool in the house. Let's put one in.
965 00:49:17,538 00:49:19,040 - Yeah. - [groans] - Yeah. - [groans]
966 00:49:19,123 00:49:21,709 She's worried about the kids we don't have yet drowning. She's worried about the kids we don't have yet drowning.
967 00:49:21,793 00:49:23,044 - [May] Donald. - Oh. - [May] Donald. - Oh.
968 00:49:23,127 00:49:24,212 - We're trying. - [Rosemary] Really? - We're trying. - [Rosemary] Really?
969 00:49:24,295 00:49:25,296 Well, we'll see. Well, we'll see.
970 00:49:25,380 00:49:26,339 Wait, aren't you guys worried Wait, aren't you guys worried
971 00:49:26,422 00:49:27,340 about all the porn? about all the porn?
972 00:49:28,633 00:49:30,093 Like, your kid-- Like, your kid--
973 00:49:30,176 00:49:31,344 no, seriously, isn't there like no, seriously, isn't there like
974 00:49:31,427 00:49:33,554 - a lot of porn shot in Van Nuys? - Oh, Jesus. - a lot of porn shot in Van Nuys? - Oh, Jesus.
975 00:49:33,638 00:49:36,057 - That kitchen looked familiar. - I hate that kitchen. - That kitchen looked familiar. - I hate that kitchen.
976 00:49:36,140 00:49:38,351 - We're gonna re-do the kitchen. - Yeah, eventually. - We're gonna re-do the kitchen. - Yeah, eventually.
977 00:49:38,434 00:49:39,852 - 'Cause May's a baker. - Oh, yeah? - 'Cause May's a baker. - Oh, yeah?
978 00:49:39,936 00:49:41,270 - A serious baker. - Really? - A serious baker. - Really?
979 00:49:41,354 00:49:42,522 I actually used to own a bakery I actually used to own a bakery
980 00:49:42,605 00:49:44,190 right down the street from Tom's gallery. right down the street from Tom's gallery.
981 00:49:44,273 00:49:45,858 - Oh, cool. - But we had to sell it - Oh, cool. - But we had to sell it
982 00:49:45,942 00:49:47,735 so we could live in the valley. so we could live in the valley.
983 00:49:47,819 00:49:49,070 [Rosemary chuckles] Oh. [Rosemary chuckles] Oh.
984 00:49:49,779 00:49:51,698 Are you-- Wait a minute, are you the-- Are you-- Wait a minute, are you the--
985 00:49:51,781 00:49:53,866 Is she the May? She's the May. Is she the May? She's the May.
986 00:49:53,950 00:49:56,869 - That is her. - Amazing. Oh, my God, shut up! - That is her. - Amazing. Oh, my God, shut up!
987 00:49:56,953 00:49:59,956 Seriously, your cupcakes are like my crack! Seriously, your cupcakes are like my crack!
988 00:50:00,081 00:50:02,625 - [Leo] Whose cupcakes? - [laughs] Oh! Nobody's-- - [Leo] Whose cupcakes? - [laughs] Oh! Nobody's--
989 00:50:02,709 00:50:04,168 - Oh! - Nobody's! - Oh! - Nobody's!
990 00:50:04,252 00:50:06,379 - [laughs] - [Rosemary] Sorry, guys, this is my friend Leo. - [laughs] - [Rosemary] Sorry, guys, this is my friend Leo.
991 00:50:06,462 00:50:08,089 - [Leo] Incoming! - [May] Oh, okay. - [Leo] Incoming! - [May] Oh, okay.
992 00:50:08,172 00:50:09,799 - [splashing] - [Leo] What's up? - [splashing] - [Leo] What's up?
993 00:50:09,882 00:50:12,135 [Tom] Everybody get to know each other. [Tom] Everybody get to know each other.
994 00:50:12,218 00:50:13,428 [laughs] Like, God. [laughs] Like, God.
995 00:50:13,511 00:50:15,179 - Alright. - [Rosemary chuckles] - Alright. - [Rosemary chuckles]
996 00:50:22,103 00:50:23,479 This is how orgies start, isn't it? This is how orgies start, isn't it?
997 00:50:23,563 00:50:24,689 Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit.
998 00:50:24,772 00:50:26,399 How many people do you need for an orgy? How many people do you need for an orgy?
999 00:50:26,482 00:50:28,317 - Here we go. - [Tom] That's a fair question. - Here we go. - [Tom] That's a fair question.
1000 00:50:28,401 00:50:30,653 - Thank you. - Orgy math is tricky. - Thank you. - Orgy math is tricky.
1001 00:50:31,529 00:50:32,780 I think the I think the
1002 00:50:32,864 00:50:34,949 technical requirement is to have enough people so technical requirement is to have enough people so
1003 00:50:35,033 00:50:37,118 - you can't tell who you're touching. - Don't listen to him. - you can't tell who you're touching. - Don't listen to him.
1004 00:50:37,201 00:50:39,829 - He's never even had a threesome. - I've tried it! - He's never even had a threesome. - I've tried it!
1005 00:50:39,912 00:50:42,457 Really? When? You've slept with, like, two people. Really? When? You've slept with, like, two people.
1006 00:50:42,540 00:50:44,417 No. I've slept with seven people, No. I've slept with seven people,
1007 00:50:44,500 00:50:47,003 if you count blowjobs and cunnilingus. if you count blowjobs and cunnilingus.
1008 00:50:47,086 00:50:48,504 - [laughing] - Cunnilingus? - [laughing] - Cunnilingus?
1009 00:50:48,588 00:50:50,715 Whatever, dude. Threesomes are lame. Whatever, dude. Threesomes are lame.
1010 00:50:53,801 00:50:55,386 [laughing] [laughing]
1011 00:50:55,470 00:50:56,345 Fuck. Fuck.
1012 00:50:57,055 00:50:58,765 - [Donald chuckling] - What? - [Donald chuckling] - What?
1013 00:50:58,848 00:50:59,807 Nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing.
1014 00:51:01,476 00:51:04,187 We're talking about threesomes with two girls, right? We're talking about threesomes with two girls, right?
1015 00:51:06,064 00:51:07,315 [crickets chirping] [crickets chirping]
1016 00:51:08,232 00:51:09,567 [Rosemary] You tired, old man? [Rosemary] You tired, old man?
1017 00:51:09,650 00:51:10,610 [laughing] [laughing]
1018 00:51:11,736 00:51:13,362 Leo is, um... Leo is, um...
1019 00:51:15,031 00:51:17,283 - interesting. - Yeah. - interesting. - Yeah.
1020 00:51:17,366 00:51:19,285 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I feel - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I feel
1021 00:51:19,368 00:51:22,580 bad about the... what was her name? bad about the... what was her name?
1022 00:51:22,663 00:51:24,165 - Honeybee? - Yeah. - Honeybee? - Yeah.
1023 00:51:24,248 00:51:26,584 [laughs] Don't worry about it. That wasn't going to happen. [laughs] Don't worry about it. That wasn't going to happen.
1024 00:51:26,667 00:51:28,127 Even if she came here, Even if she came here,
1025 00:51:28,211 00:51:30,671 he wouldn't have, uh, closed the deal. he wouldn't have, uh, closed the deal.
1026 00:51:30,755 00:51:32,006 - Hmm. No? - No. - Hmm. No? - No.
1027 00:51:32,090 00:51:33,800 [Tom] What was Donald doing tonight? [Tom] What was Donald doing tonight?
1028 00:51:33,883 00:51:36,052 - Was he grabbing you? - [Rosemary laughing] - Was he grabbing you? - [Rosemary laughing]
1029 00:51:36,135 00:51:37,678 - [Rosemary] What? - [Tom] Oh, boy. - [Rosemary] What? - [Tom] Oh, boy.
1030 00:51:37,762 00:51:40,223 - [both laughing] - [Tom] I think he was doing it in his mind. - [both laughing] - [Tom] I think he was doing it in his mind.
1031 00:51:40,306 00:51:41,557 - [Rosemary] Oh, really? - [Tom] Yeah. - [Rosemary] Oh, really? - [Tom] Yeah.
1032 00:51:41,641 00:51:43,059 [Rosemary] Is that true? [Rosemary] Is that true?
1033 00:51:43,142 00:51:45,603 - Did you have fun with them? - Mm-hmm. - Did you have fun with them? - Mm-hmm.
1034 00:51:46,521 00:51:48,397 [both chuckling] [both chuckling]
1035 00:51:49,357 00:51:51,484 - I feel like it's an octopus. - [making monster sounds] - I feel like it's an octopus. - [making monster sounds]
1036 00:51:51,567 00:51:53,069 [laughing] [laughing]
1037 00:51:59,033 00:52:00,076 [light clicks] [light clicks]
1038 00:52:09,460 00:52:15,049 [woman] And, deep breath in, bring your arms up. [woman] And, deep breath in, bring your arms up.
1039 00:52:15,133 00:52:17,135 And look at the sky. And look at the sky.
1040 00:52:17,885 00:52:19,971 Let's sway like the trees. Let's sway like the trees.
1041 00:52:20,805 00:52:24,142 Just like how the trees do, and you can close your eyes. Just like how the trees do, and you can close your eyes.
1042 00:52:24,934 00:52:27,603 Mm, do you feel that breeze? Mm, do you feel that breeze?
1043 00:52:27,687 00:52:29,313 Thank you, breeze. Thank you, breeze.
1044 00:52:31,023 00:52:34,026 Now, let's twinkle our fingers. Now, let's twinkle our fingers.
1045 00:52:34,735 00:52:37,113 And you can let your twinkle fingers go And you can let your twinkle fingers go
1046 00:52:37,196 00:52:38,823 wherever they want to go. wherever they want to go.
1047 00:52:38,906 00:52:40,032 [Donald] Oh, sorry. [Donald] Oh, sorry.
1048 00:52:40,116 00:52:41,993 [Donald laughs] [Donald laughs]
1049 00:52:42,076 00:52:43,703 - That feels good. - They're not twinkling. - That feels good. - They're not twinkling.
1050 00:52:43,786 00:52:45,204 - You're not twinkling. - You're really good, guys. - You're not twinkling. - You're really good, guys.
1051 00:52:45,288 00:52:46,205 There's no twinkle. There's no twinkle.
1052 00:52:47,165 00:52:48,166 Ooh. Ooh.
1053 00:52:50,835 00:52:53,004 - Where are they going? - [sighs] - Where are they going? - [sighs]
1054 00:52:53,087 00:52:55,840 [all laughing] [all laughing]
1055 00:52:56,674 00:52:59,594 [Leo] So, it's my first day at this new school [Leo] So, it's my first day at this new school
1056 00:52:59,677 00:53:01,762 and I'm scared shitless. and I'm scared shitless.
1057 00:53:01,846 00:53:04,515 And all the other kids are, like, ignoring me, right? And all the other kids are, like, ignoring me, right?
1058 00:53:04,599 00:53:07,476 So, one day at lunch I hear a bunch of them So, one day at lunch I hear a bunch of them
1059 00:53:07,560 00:53:09,645 talking about how much they love Billy Joel. talking about how much they love Billy Joel.
1060 00:53:09,729 00:53:11,063 I can't believe you're telling this story. I can't believe you're telling this story.
1061 00:53:11,147 00:53:14,233 And so, I go home and I stay up half the night And so, I go home and I stay up half the night
1062 00:53:14,317 00:53:15,610 making this Billy Joel mix. making this Billy Joel mix.
1063 00:53:15,693 00:53:18,487 And I'm, like, super proud of this thing. And I'm, like, super proud of this thing.
1064 00:53:18,571 00:53:21,073 And so, the next day, I march onto the playground, And so, the next day, I march onto the playground,
1065 00:53:21,157 00:53:24,869 boombox in hand, you know, just blasting "The Piano Man"... boombox in hand, you know, just blasting "The Piano Man"...
1066 00:53:24,952 00:53:28,331 - [laughing] - ...thinking these guys are going to think I am awesome. - [laughing] - ...thinking these guys are going to think I am awesome.
1067 00:53:28,414 00:53:32,168 And then all of a sudden, Bobby Bosco gets up in my face, And then all of a sudden, Bobby Bosco gets up in my face,
1068 00:53:32,251 00:53:35,171 and he turns off the music, and he's like, "what is this?" and he turns off the music, and he's like, "what is this?"
1069 00:53:35,254 00:53:37,006 And I'm like, "it's a Billy Joel Mix!" And I'm like, "it's a Billy Joel Mix!"
1070 00:53:37,089 00:53:38,883 And he's like, "Billy Joel? And he's like, "Billy Joel?
1071 00:53:38,966 00:53:41,177 Billy Joel was a fucking faggot, man. Billy Joel was a fucking faggot, man.
1072 00:53:41,302 00:53:42,845 We like Billy Joe. We like Billy Joe.
1073 00:53:42,929 00:53:44,931 - From Green Day." - Oh, no! - From Green Day." - Oh, no!
1074 00:53:45,014 00:53:47,016 Then he starts laughing and then Then he starts laughing and then
1075 00:53:47,099 00:53:49,185 all these other kids join in. all these other kids join in.
1076 00:53:49,310 00:53:51,437 And it's just fucking brutal. And it's just fucking brutal.
1077 00:53:51,520 00:53:54,565 And I feel like I'm about ready to cry or something. And I feel like I'm about ready to cry or something.
1078 00:53:55,524 00:53:58,152 [sighing] And then, all of a sudden... [sighing] And then, all of a sudden...
1079 00:53:59,445 00:54:01,030 the music comes back on. the music comes back on.
1080 00:54:03,032 00:54:04,909 And everyone stops. And everyone stops.
1081 00:54:05,826 00:54:08,120 And there's this one. And there's this one.
1082 00:54:08,204 00:54:09,247 [laughing] [laughing]
1083 00:54:10,081 00:54:13,709 I mean, the smallest human being I've ever seen in my life. I mean, the smallest human being I've ever seen in my life.
1084 00:54:13,793 00:54:15,211 [all laughing] [all laughing]
1085 00:54:15,336 00:54:17,505 Just, like, belting it out. Just, like, belting it out.
1086 00:54:18,172 00:54:19,006 And it was... And it was...
1087 00:54:19,757 00:54:22,343 I mean, it was, like, one of the nicest things I mean, it was, like, one of the nicest things
1088 00:54:22,426 00:54:23,678 anyone's ever done for me. anyone's ever done for me.
1089 00:54:25,930 00:54:28,516 - I just really liked the song. - [May laughing] - I just really liked the song. - [May laughing]
1090 00:54:29,809 00:54:31,978 Well, you should have seen Tom in college. Well, you should have seen Tom in college.
1091 00:54:32,061 00:54:34,146 - Okay. - You guys went to college together? - Okay. - You guys went to college together?
1092 00:54:34,230 00:54:37,316 No, no, Donald and I grew up together. No, no, Donald and I grew up together.
1093 00:54:37,400 00:54:39,110 I visited him in college a lot. I visited him in college a lot.
1094 00:54:39,193 00:54:41,320 Which I soon realized had nothing to do with me. Which I soon realized had nothing to do with me.
1095 00:54:41,404 00:54:43,572 - [Donald] Oh, that's not-- - Yeah, He'd call me up and be like, - [Donald] Oh, that's not-- - Yeah, He'd call me up and be like,
1096 00:54:43,656 00:54:44,907 "What are you up to this weekend?" "What are you up to this weekend?"
1097 00:54:44,991 00:54:46,242 And before I could even answer him, And before I could even answer him,
1098 00:54:46,367 00:54:49,537 he'd be like, "Uh, is, uh, is May going to be there?" he'd be like, "Uh, is, uh, is May going to be there?"
1099 00:54:49,620 00:54:52,581 - Okay, that is completely bull-- - [Tom] True, true! - Okay, that is completely bull-- - [Tom] True, true!
1100 00:54:53,708 00:54:55,126 May didn't even know I existed. May didn't even know I existed.
1101 00:54:55,209 00:54:56,210 That's also true. That's also true.
1102 00:54:56,294 00:54:57,420 - Aw. - [Leo] I'm sorry, man. - Aw. - [Leo] I'm sorry, man.
1103 00:54:57,503 00:54:59,797 So anyway, when I moved out to L.A., So anyway, when I moved out to L.A.,
1104 00:54:59,880 00:55:01,257 Donald came out to visit me. Donald came out to visit me.
1105 00:55:01,340 00:55:03,259 When I was throwing Tom a birthday party When I was throwing Tom a birthday party
1106 00:55:03,342 00:55:05,219 - at this Karaoke place. - [Leo] Nice! - at this Karaoke place. - [Leo] Nice!
1107 00:55:05,303 00:55:07,054 - [May] Yeah. - Love that! - [May] Yeah. - Love that!
1108 00:55:07,138 00:55:09,473 [chuckles] Yeah, so, May signed us up to sing. [chuckles] Yeah, so, May signed us up to sing.
1109 00:55:09,557 00:55:11,642 By the time our number was called, By the time our number was called,
1110 00:55:11,726 00:55:12,893 I was actually in the bathroom. I was actually in the bathroom.
1111 00:55:12,977 00:55:14,729 No, actually you were at the bar No, actually you were at the bar
1112 00:55:14,812 00:55:16,272 flirting with that redhead. flirting with that redhead.
1113 00:55:16,355 00:55:18,482 [Donald] No, he was in the bathroom [Donald] No, he was in the bathroom
1114 00:55:18,566 00:55:19,984 banging that redhead. banging that redhead.
1115 00:55:20,067 00:55:21,610 - Jesus! Really? - I really bet. - Jesus! Really? - I really bet.
1116 00:55:21,694 00:55:23,279 [Donald] Yup. [Donald] Yup.
1117 00:55:23,362 00:55:25,114 - [Tom] Thank you. - You're welcome. - [Tom] Thank you. - You're welcome.
1118 00:55:25,197 00:55:28,284 - [May] Well, wherever you were... - Inside her. - [May] Well, wherever you were... - Inside her.
1119 00:55:28,367 00:55:32,663 ...I had to bring Donald up on stage with me instead. ...I had to bring Donald up on stage with me instead.
1120 00:55:32,747 00:55:34,999 - And I don't sing. - Nope, not even a little bit. - And I don't sing. - Nope, not even a little bit.
1121 00:55:35,082 00:55:36,167 [May] I mean, he just kind of moans. [May] I mean, he just kind of moans.
1122 00:55:36,250 00:55:38,294 - But. - But, no, no, no. That night, - But. - But, no, no, no. That night,
1123 00:55:38,419 00:55:40,504 honestly, he was, he was, unbelievable. honestly, he was, he was, unbelievable.
1124 00:55:40,588 00:55:44,675 I mean, I literally, I left this poor girl in the bathroom stall. I mean, I literally, I left this poor girl in the bathroom stall.
1125 00:55:44,759 00:55:46,302 - I did. I do. - Shut up! - I did. I do. - Shut up!
1126 00:55:46,427 00:55:49,138 - [Donald] I think she's still there today. - I should call her. - [Donald] I think she's still there today. - I should call her.
1127 00:55:49,221 00:55:51,140 No, so I could, I could go out and hear him. No, so I could, I could go out and hear him.
1128 00:55:51,223 00:55:52,933 I mean, you were ridiculous. I mean, you were ridiculous.
1129 00:55:53,017 00:55:54,477 Ridiculous, yes. Ridiculous, yes.
1130 00:55:54,560 00:55:57,605 And... and the rest is history. And... and the rest is history.
1131 00:55:58,773 00:56:00,316 [May] As they say. [May] As they say.
1132 00:56:00,399 00:56:01,317 [Donald chuckles] [Donald chuckles]
1133 00:56:02,401 00:56:03,402 - Leo. - Mm? - Leo. - Mm?
1134 00:56:04,695 00:56:05,738 Slow down. Slow down.
1135 00:56:05,821 00:56:07,448 - [gargling] - No-- oh. - [gargling] - No-- oh.
1136 00:56:07,531 00:56:08,616 - [May laughs] - No way, man. - [May laughs] - No way, man.
1137 00:56:08,699 00:56:10,743 I'm single and ready to mingle. I'm single and ready to mingle.
1138 00:56:10,826 00:56:12,787 Whoa! Hey, what's up, ladies? Whoa! Hey, what's up, ladies?
1139 00:56:12,870 00:56:14,330 What are you trying to do, What are you trying to do,
1140 00:56:14,413 00:56:15,456 fuck a tree? fuck a tree?
1141 00:56:15,539 00:56:16,624 Oh, yeah, ooh. Oh, yeah, ooh.
1142 00:56:16,707 00:56:18,417 I love fucking trees. I love fucking trees.
1143 00:56:18,501 00:56:21,587 - [grunts] - [chuckling] Oh, my God. - [grunts] - [chuckling] Oh, my God.
1144 00:56:21,670 00:56:24,090 [Leo] Wow, you need some moisturizer. [Leo] Wow, you need some moisturizer.
1145 00:56:24,173 00:56:26,717 I got to be careful, I'll get a splinter in my dick. I got to be careful, I'll get a splinter in my dick.
1146 00:56:28,260 00:56:31,180 [laughing] [laughing]
1147 00:56:32,640 00:56:34,433 [Rosemary chuckles] You're so insane. [Rosemary chuckles] You're so insane.
1148 00:56:36,018 00:56:37,353 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1149 00:56:37,436 00:56:39,021 No, no, no. Please do not. No, no, no. Please do not.
1150 00:56:39,105 00:56:40,981 Do not encourage Sad Leo. Do not encourage Sad Leo.
1151 00:56:41,065 00:56:43,776 Oh, It's just like, "Where is she already, you know? Oh, It's just like, "Where is she already, you know?
1152 00:56:43,859 00:56:45,653 It's just like, "Fuck!" It's just like, "Fuck!"
1153 00:56:46,695 00:56:47,738 [sighs] [sighs]
1154 00:56:49,031 00:56:51,283 I mean, I don't mean to sound like a girl or anything, I mean, I don't mean to sound like a girl or anything,
1155 00:56:51,367 00:56:55,371 but it's just like, man, Sunday nights get lonely sometimes. but it's just like, man, Sunday nights get lonely sometimes.
1156 00:56:55,496 00:56:57,832 Hey, you don't want that. Hey, you don't want that.
1157 00:56:59,542 00:57:01,502 Everybody's looking for their person. Everybody's looking for their person.
1158 00:57:03,546 00:57:05,840 You don't really believe that, do you? You don't really believe that, do you?
1159 00:57:05,923 00:57:08,008 I think everyone believes that, I think everyone believes that,
1160 00:57:08,092 00:57:09,051 or they should. or they should.
1161 00:57:09,802 00:57:11,387 Don't you ever? [chuckles] Don't you ever? [chuckles]
1162 00:57:11,512 00:57:14,140 Sorry, don't you ever just want to say, "Fuck it"? Sorry, don't you ever just want to say, "Fuck it"?
1163 00:57:15,349 00:57:18,185 Like, do something that doesn't make sense, you know. Like, do something that doesn't make sense, you know.
1164 00:57:18,269 00:57:20,229 Screw up your life, like, leave your husband. Screw up your life, like, leave your husband.
1165 00:57:20,312 00:57:21,939 Whoa, okay. Whoa, okay.
1166 00:57:22,022 00:57:23,482 She's kidding. She's kidding.
1167 00:57:23,566 00:57:24,567 I don't think she is. I don't think she is.
1168 00:57:24,650 00:57:26,277 I mean, I get it. I mean, I get it.
1169 00:57:26,360 00:57:27,778 Like, what if I didn't exist? Like, what if I didn't exist?
1170 00:57:27,862 00:57:29,780 - Yes! - [May] But you do exist. - Yes! - [May] But you do exist.
1171 00:57:29,864 00:57:33,284 [Donald] Okay, look, If I were on my own, I'd just-- [Donald] Okay, look, If I were on my own, I'd just--
1172 00:57:33,367 00:57:34,535 I would sell our place I would sell our place
1173 00:57:34,618 00:57:37,037 and get the smallest, shittiest boat. and get the smallest, shittiest boat.
1174 00:57:37,121 00:57:39,331 - You'd sell our place? - I would be a fish farmer! - You'd sell our place? - I would be a fish farmer!
1175 00:57:39,415 00:57:42,126 Oh, so now I'm stopping you from being a fish farmer? Oh, so now I'm stopping you from being a fish farmer?
1176 00:57:42,209 00:57:43,502 [Leo] That's amazing. [Leo] That's amazing.
1177 00:57:43,586 00:57:45,254 There's no point to this conversation. There's no point to this conversation.
1178 00:57:45,337 00:57:47,715 Like, haven't you ever had a fantasy that he was dead? Like, haven't you ever had a fantasy that he was dead?
1179 00:57:47,798 00:57:50,426 - No! Dead? - Not like, "dead" dead. - No! Dead? - Not like, "dead" dead.
1180 00:57:50,551 00:57:51,719 But just, like, gone. But just, like, gone.
1181 00:57:52,887 00:57:55,014 Yes, he drives me crazy a lot Yes, he drives me crazy a lot
1182 00:57:55,097 00:57:56,849 but at the end of the day, I'm... but at the end of the day, I'm...
1183 00:57:57,975 00:57:59,935 happy that I get to lay down next to him. happy that I get to lay down next to him.
1184 00:58:04,231 00:58:05,774 Sounds really romantic. Sounds really romantic.
1185 00:58:08,986 00:58:09,945 [chuckles] What? [chuckles] What?
1186 00:58:10,029 00:58:11,947 I-- no, I'm just, I'm just saying I-- no, I'm just, I'm just saying
1187 00:58:12,031 00:58:13,699 not everyone is like that. not everyone is like that.
1188 00:58:15,534 00:58:16,368 Okay. Okay.
1189 00:58:19,079 00:58:20,289 What about you, Tom? What about you, Tom?
1190 00:58:22,875 00:58:24,293 What about me? What about me?
1191 00:58:24,376 00:58:25,211 Are you like that? Are you like that?
1192 00:58:27,087 00:58:28,839 Are you looking for your soulmate? Are you looking for your soulmate?
1193 00:58:28,923 00:58:30,549 [Rosemary] Leo. [Rosemary] Leo.
1194 00:58:30,633 00:58:31,967 Shut up. Shut up.
1195 00:58:32,051 00:58:33,469 Why are you blushing? Why are you blushing?
1196 00:58:35,679 00:58:36,805 You're such a dick. You're such a dick.
1197 00:58:38,849 00:58:40,351 [trumpet ringtone sounding] [trumpet ringtone sounding]
1198 00:58:48,150 00:58:49,068 We're ovulating. We're ovulating.
1199 00:58:54,782 00:58:56,450 [Rosemary] I sort of feel bad for him. [Rosemary] I sort of feel bad for him.
1200 00:58:57,952 00:58:59,245 I don't know, it's just so, like, heavy. I don't know, it's just so, like, heavy.
1201 00:58:59,328 00:59:01,205 - You know what I mean? - What are you talking about? - You know what I mean? - What are you talking about?
1202 00:59:01,288 00:59:03,332 I don't know. They seem kind of miserable to me. I don't know. They seem kind of miserable to me.
1203 00:59:03,415 00:59:04,708 - Donald and May? - Yeah! - Donald and May? - Yeah!
1204 00:59:04,792 00:59:05,918 No, they're great together. No, they're great together.
1205 00:59:06,001 00:59:07,127 They're just, you know. They're just, you know.
1206 00:59:07,211 00:59:08,754 They-- I don't know. I don't really They-- I don't know. I don't really
1207 00:59:08,837 00:59:09,922 even know them, but-- even know them, but--
1208 00:59:10,005 00:59:11,882 - [yawns] Exactly. - [chuckles] - [yawns] Exactly. - [chuckles]
1209 00:59:11,966 00:59:13,217 [chuckling] You should shut up. [chuckling] You should shut up.
1210 00:59:13,300 00:59:14,510 [laughing] [laughing]
1211 00:59:14,593 00:59:16,428 You're so rude. You're so rude.
1212 00:59:16,512 00:59:18,681 - You want me to shut up? - No, I don't want you to shut up. - You want me to shut up? - No, I don't want you to shut up.
1213 00:59:18,764 00:59:20,849 - Tell me what you think. - Hmm. - Tell me what you think. - Hmm.
1214 00:59:20,933 00:59:21,767 I don't know. I don't know.
1215 00:59:22,726 00:59:23,644 It's just like... It's just like...
1216 00:59:24,853 00:59:27,523 I mean, can you picture the two of them having sex? I mean, can you picture the two of them having sex?
1217 00:59:27,648 00:59:28,691 [laughing] [laughing]
1218 00:59:28,774 00:59:29,942 Are you serious right now? Are you serious right now?
1219 00:59:30,025 00:59:31,235 - I'm totally serious. - Come on! - I'm totally serious. - Come on!
1220 00:59:31,318 00:59:33,237 - I know you know what I'm talking about. - No, look. - I know you know what I'm talking about. - No, look.
1221 00:59:33,320 00:59:36,323 They're going through a bit of a rough patch They're going through a bit of a rough patch
1222 00:59:36,407 00:59:38,492 right now, that's all. They are just... right now, that's all. They are just...
1223 00:59:38,576 00:59:41,453 It's like, um, they're like an anti-marriage campaign. It's like, um, they're like an anti-marriage campaign.
1224 00:59:41,537 00:59:42,830 - Look, things aren't always... - I'm sorry. - Look, things aren't always... - I'm sorry.
1225 00:59:42,913 00:59:44,915 - ...smooth sailing-- - So you don't get in the boat? - ...smooth sailing-- - So you don't get in the boat?
1226 00:59:44,999 00:59:46,750 No, you, you get in the boat. No, you, you get in the boat.
1227 00:59:46,834 00:59:48,210 You just got to make sure you're in You just got to make sure you're in
1228 00:59:48,294 00:59:50,087 with the right first mate, that's all. with the right first mate, that's all.
1229 00:59:50,170 00:59:52,131 Mm-hmm. I have a question for you. Mm-hmm. I have a question for you.
1230 00:59:52,214 00:59:54,174 - Mm. - Are you a sailor? - Mm. - Are you a sailor?
1231 00:59:54,258 00:59:56,010 Because you'd make such a hot sailor. Because you'd make such a hot sailor.
1232 00:59:56,093 00:59:58,554 - I think you are a sailor, aren't you? - You know what? - I think you are a sailor, aren't you? - You know what?
1233 00:59:58,637 01:00:01,056 - You need to focus. You need to focus. - You're keeping secrets from me. - You need to focus. You need to focus. - You're keeping secrets from me.
1234 01:00:01,140 01:00:02,808 You know what? Okay, I got it. You know what? Okay, I got it.
1235 01:00:02,891 01:00:04,184 I got it, it's like, I got it, it's like,
1236 01:00:05,019 01:00:06,437 it's like you're in the bunker. it's like you're in the bunker.
1237 01:00:06,520 01:00:08,230 - Oh, all right. - Right, and you-- - Oh, all right. - Right, and you--
1238 01:00:08,314 01:00:09,982 So now we're in a war. [laughs] So now we're in a war. [laughs]
1239 01:00:10,065 01:00:11,483 - Would you let me finish? - We went from sailing... - Would you let me finish? - We went from sailing...
1240 01:00:11,567 01:00:13,068 - Would you let me finish? - ...to warring? - Would you let me finish? - ...to warring?
1241 01:00:13,152 01:00:15,112 - Please. - Fine, I'm not going to fight with you about this. - Please. - Fine, I'm not going to fight with you about this.
1242 01:00:15,195 01:00:18,407 - I'm not fighting, I'm trying to explain something. - Alright, old man. Explain it. - I'm not fighting, I'm trying to explain something. - Alright, old man. Explain it.
1243 01:00:18,490 01:00:22,411 Okay, so... now I lost my train of thought. Okay, so... now I lost my train of thought.
1244 01:00:22,494 01:00:26,373 Okay, you know what? Forget about the two of them for a second. Okay, you know what? Forget about the two of them for a second.
1245 01:00:26,457 01:00:29,960 Just, I mean... like, you and I. Just, I mean... like, you and I.
1246 01:00:30,669 01:00:31,587 I mean, we're... I mean, we're...
1247 01:00:32,755 01:00:33,714 What? What?
1248 01:00:35,466 01:00:36,300 - Lost. - You-- - Lost. - You--
1249 01:00:38,135 01:00:40,846 - [chuckles] I wasn't going to say lost but-- - No, no, wait. - [chuckles] I wasn't going to say lost but-- - No, no, wait.
1250 01:00:40,929 01:00:42,473 I mean, seriously, how did we get-- I mean, seriously, how did we get--
1251 01:00:44,808 01:00:45,726 Where are we? Where are we?
1252 01:00:57,655 01:00:58,656 Hey. Hey.
1253 01:01:02,409 01:01:03,619 [sighs] What? [sighs] What?
1254 01:01:06,080 01:01:07,998 What would you do if I weren't here? What would you do if I weren't here?
1255 01:01:09,208 01:01:12,294 [groans] Are you really waking me up for this? [groans] Are you really waking me up for this?
1256 01:01:12,378 01:01:13,212 I want to know. I want to know.
1257 01:01:17,591 01:01:19,426 I'd sleep on both sides of the bed. I'd sleep on both sides of the bed.
1258 01:01:22,680 01:01:24,431 - That's it? - Mm-hmm. - That's it? - Mm-hmm.
1259 01:01:24,515 01:01:26,266 - Come on. - [groaning] - Come on. - [groaning]
1260 01:01:26,350 01:01:27,184 Come on. Come on.
1261 01:01:28,394 01:01:29,228 Please? Please?
1262 01:01:31,313 01:01:32,439 Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.
1263 01:01:34,274 01:01:35,693 [sighs] [sighs]
1264 01:01:40,322 01:01:41,490 I would, um... I would, um...
1265 01:01:46,203 01:01:49,873 I'd go out on the rooftop and sunbathe naked. I'd go out on the rooftop and sunbathe naked.
1266 01:01:51,083 01:01:52,960 And I would flirt a lot. And I would flirt a lot.
1267 01:01:53,669 01:01:54,712 With married men. With married men.
1268 01:01:55,921 01:01:57,840 And I'd go out on dates, And I'd go out on dates,
1269 01:01:57,923 01:01:59,299 just lots of dates and... just lots of dates and...
1270 01:02:00,634 01:02:03,470 think about all the ways that they weren't like you, think about all the ways that they weren't like you,
1271 01:02:03,554 01:02:05,222 and how I wish that they were like you, and how I wish that they were like you,
1272 01:02:06,515 01:02:08,267 but then thank God for all the ways but then thank God for all the ways
1273 01:02:08,350 01:02:10,269 that they're not like you. [laughing] that they're not like you. [laughing]
1274 01:02:11,687 01:02:17,025 And I would buy all new bras and lingerie. And I would buy all new bras and lingerie.
1275 01:02:17,109 01:02:19,194 And I would go out and I would just fuck somebody And I would go out and I would just fuck somebody
1276 01:02:19,278 01:02:21,363 the way that I've never fucked you before. the way that I've never fucked you before.
1277 01:02:22,489 01:02:25,159 And I would travel, And I would travel,
1278 01:02:25,242 01:02:28,036 I would just go everywhere and get fat. I would just go everywhere and get fat.
1279 01:02:28,120 01:02:31,248 And then I would go and get in the best shape of my life. And then I would go and get in the best shape of my life.
1280 01:02:33,167 01:02:37,755 And I would say what I mean more often, to everyone. And I would say what I mean more often, to everyone.
1281 01:02:39,339 01:02:41,842 I would be more excited to wake up in the morning. I would be more excited to wake up in the morning.
1282 01:02:44,553 01:02:47,264 I just, I would just feel more alive. I just, I would just feel more alive.
1283 01:02:53,103 01:02:55,272 But then I would go to bed and I would miss you... But then I would go to bed and I would miss you...
1284 01:02:57,900 01:02:58,734 the old you. the old you.
1285 01:03:02,321 01:03:03,989 I really miss the old you. I really miss the old you.
1286 01:03:17,002 01:03:19,421 This is how orgies start, isn't it? This is how orgies start, isn't it?
1287 01:03:30,849 01:03:31,809 [waves crashing] [waves crashing]
1288 01:03:46,865 01:03:47,866 [splashing] [splashing]
1289 01:03:49,409 01:03:50,244 [Tom] Ro? [Tom] Ro?
1290 01:03:51,036 01:03:52,037 Is that you? Is that you?
1291 01:04:10,722 01:04:12,766 [eerie music] [eerie music]
1292 01:04:25,028 01:04:26,154 Hey. Hey.
1293 01:04:26,864 01:04:27,906 I know you're in there. I know you're in there.
1294 01:04:38,166 01:04:39,793 [soft dramatic music] [soft dramatic music]
1295 01:05:34,765 01:05:35,849 [Tom] No, they love-- [Tom] No, they love--
1296 01:05:37,017 01:05:39,019 Yeah, that's, that's the one they loved. Yeah, that's, that's the one they loved.
1297 01:05:40,020 01:05:41,313 That's what I said. That's what I said.
1298 01:05:41,396 01:05:42,314 Yeah. Yeah.
1299 01:05:42,397 01:05:43,357 Um... Um...
1300 01:05:44,983 01:05:45,817 Yeah. Yeah.
1301 01:05:46,652 01:05:48,236 No, those were the exact-- No, those were the exact--
1302 01:05:49,613 01:05:52,449 those were the exact words that they used, yeah. those were the exact words that they used, yeah.
1303 01:05:52,532 01:05:54,242 No, they're very excited. No, they're very excited.
1304 01:05:54,326 01:05:56,078 I told them you had a whole series I told them you had a whole series
1305 01:05:56,161 01:05:59,498 of similar, um, things that they could always, of similar, um, things that they could always,
1306 01:05:59,581 01:06:00,540 you know, take a... you know, take a...
1307 01:06:01,667 01:06:02,501 uh... uh...
1308 01:06:03,502 01:06:04,419 um... um...
1309 01:06:05,212 01:06:08,048 Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah, I'd say so.
1310 01:06:09,299 01:06:10,550 Okay, listen, I've got to go. Okay, listen, I've got to go.
1311 01:06:10,634 01:06:12,928 I will, I will see you Thursday. Okay, alright, bye. I will, I will see you Thursday. Okay, alright, bye.
1312 01:06:14,262 01:06:15,222 Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up?
1313 01:06:15,305 01:06:16,974 I'm not doing this again with you. I'm not doing this again with you.
1314 01:06:17,933 01:06:19,726 - Doing what? - You and Pinkerbell are flitin' - Doing what? - You and Pinkerbell are flitin'
1315 01:06:19,810 01:06:21,853 around here like it's your first date at sleep-away camp. around here like it's your first date at sleep-away camp.
1316 01:06:21,937 01:06:24,356 - It's not like that. - She just walked out here without a shirt. - It's not like that. - She just walked out here without a shirt.
1317 01:06:24,439 01:06:26,775 We're closed for the installation. Who cares? We're closed for the installation. Who cares?
1318 01:06:28,235 01:06:30,320 She doesn't know what's coming, does she? She doesn't know what's coming, does she?
1319 01:06:31,613 01:06:32,447 Poor girl. Poor girl.
1320 01:06:53,135 01:06:55,262 - [sighs] - Are we sleeping? - [sighs] - Are we sleeping?
1321 01:06:56,930 01:06:57,931 You are. You are.
1322 01:06:58,015 01:06:59,516 Were. Were.
1323 01:06:59,599 01:07:00,434 Good. Good.
1324 01:07:02,436 01:07:03,937 I saw your painting today. I saw your painting today.
1325 01:07:04,980 01:07:06,356 What? What?
1326 01:07:06,440 01:07:08,900 - What? No, it's not finished yet-- - Relax. I-- - What? No, it's not finished yet-- - Relax. I--
1327 01:07:10,527 01:07:12,112 I think we should put it in the show. I think we should put it in the show.
1328 01:07:14,364 01:07:15,323 I want to. I want to.
1329 01:07:16,241 01:07:18,493 I think you should do a whole series for it. I think you should do a whole series for it.
1330 01:07:20,037 01:07:20,871 Why? Why?
1331 01:07:22,414 01:07:23,832 Because it's really good. Because it's really good.
1332 01:07:25,584 01:07:27,294 You're really good. You're really good.
1333 01:07:29,212 01:07:30,130 Do you know that? Do you know that?
1334 01:07:35,260 01:07:36,094 I love you. I love you.
1335 01:07:42,517 01:07:45,020 So, what time does the Tom-i-nator get home? So, what time does the Tom-i-nator get home?
1336 01:07:45,145 01:07:48,023 If you don't hold still we're going to be here all night. If you don't hold still we're going to be here all night.
1337 01:07:48,148 01:07:50,609 - Stop sketching me! - Why? - Stop sketching me! - Why?
1338 01:07:50,692 01:07:52,235 God, we're supposed to be hanging out. God, we're supposed to be hanging out.
1339 01:07:52,319 01:07:53,403 [paper crunches] [paper crunches]
1340 01:07:55,530 01:07:57,115 Ouch. Ouch.
1341 01:07:57,199 01:07:59,993 I just can't believe that you and Tommy-Mc-Wonderful-- I just can't believe that you and Tommy-Mc-Wonderful--
1342 01:08:00,077 01:08:02,454 Okay, You know what? If you don't stop it with the nicknames Okay, You know what? If you don't stop it with the nicknames
1343 01:08:02,537 01:08:04,623 I'm going to think you're in love with him. I'm going to think you're in love with him.
1344 01:08:05,415 01:08:06,792 Should we order some food? Should we order some food?
1345 01:08:11,254 01:08:12,255 Rosemary? Rosemary?
1346 01:08:13,799 01:08:15,467 - Rosemary? - Huh? What? - Rosemary? - Huh? What?
1347 01:08:16,468 01:08:18,512 I said, should we order some food? I said, should we order some food?
1348 01:08:18,595 01:08:20,555 Oh, sorry. I just-- Oh, sorry. I just--
1349 01:08:20,639 01:08:22,808 I keep thinking I should go to the gallery I keep thinking I should go to the gallery
1350 01:08:22,891 01:08:26,603 - and check the layout again. - Oh, God, you are obsessed. - and check the layout again. - Oh, God, you are obsessed.
1351 01:08:26,686 01:08:27,604 [phone vibrating] [phone vibrating]
1352 01:08:29,356 01:08:31,691 Do you know how hard it is to get into a gallery? Do you know how hard it is to get into a gallery?
1353 01:08:31,775 01:08:33,652 - And this is a good one. - No. - And this is a good one. - No.
1354 01:08:33,735 01:08:35,195 Well, it's really hard. Well, it's really hard.
1355 01:08:35,278 01:08:37,239 Well then I guess it's a good thing you're with him. Well then I guess it's a good thing you're with him.
1356 01:08:37,322 01:08:38,448 [phone vibrating] [phone vibrating]
1357 01:08:42,327 01:08:43,870 Is it weird? Is it weird?
1358 01:08:43,954 01:08:45,372 What? What?
1359 01:08:45,455 01:08:46,665 Living with someone? Living with someone?
1360 01:08:46,748 01:08:48,708 - No. Why? - I don't know. - No. Why? - I don't know.
1361 01:08:50,418 01:08:52,462 I just figured you would've bailed by now. I just figured you would've bailed by now.
1362 01:08:53,130 01:08:54,339 What's that supposed to mean? What's that supposed to mean?
1363 01:08:54,422 01:08:56,299 Hey, I'm exactly the same way. Hey, I'm exactly the same way.
1364 01:08:56,383 01:08:57,300 I don't bail. I don't bail.
1365 01:08:58,051 01:08:59,719 I just-- I go, wherever... I just-- I go, wherever...
1366 01:09:00,470 01:09:01,847 I go wherever I'm happy. I go wherever I'm happy.
1367 01:09:03,473 01:09:04,516 I'm happy here. I'm happy here.
1368 01:09:08,019 01:09:10,355 - [Rosemary] Hey. - Hey. - [Rosemary] Hey. - Hey.
1369 01:09:10,438 01:09:11,773 You're home so early. You're home so early.
1370 01:09:11,857 01:09:13,567 Yeah, just uh... Yeah, just uh...
1371 01:09:22,325 01:09:25,036 [Rosemary] What are you doing? Are you going to come up? [Rosemary] What are you doing? Are you going to come up?
1372 01:09:25,912 01:09:26,872 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1373 01:09:26,955 01:09:28,582 In a minute. Um... In a minute. Um...
1374 01:09:30,417 01:09:32,794 - Was Leo here? - [Rosemary] Yeah. - Was Leo here? - [Rosemary] Yeah.
1375 01:09:36,381 01:09:37,591 I texted you five times. I texted you five times.
1376 01:09:37,674 01:09:39,843 - [Rosemary] What? - Nothing, just... - [Rosemary] What? - Nothing, just...
1377 01:09:39,926 01:09:42,053 [Rosemary] I can't hear, can you come up here? [Rosemary] I can't hear, can you come up here?
1378 01:09:42,137 01:09:43,722 Yeah. Yup, coming. Yeah. Yup, coming.
1379 01:09:49,186 01:09:50,020 Hey. Hey.
1380 01:09:51,605 01:09:52,439 Hey. Hey.
1381 01:09:56,484 01:09:58,361 So, what were you guys doing? So, what were you guys doing?
1382 01:09:58,445 01:10:00,739 Oh, we went for a hike and then he sat for me. Oh, we went for a hike and then he sat for me.
1383 01:10:03,074 01:10:04,409 He sat for you, did he? He sat for you, did he?
1384 01:10:08,330 01:10:09,164 Yeah. Yeah.
1385 01:10:10,957 01:10:11,875 - What? - Don't you think that's-- - What? - Don't you think that's--
1386 01:10:11,958 01:10:13,084 I don't know, just, I don't know, just,
1387 01:10:13,168 01:10:14,669 don't you think it's a little-- don't you think it's a little--
1388 01:10:14,753 01:10:17,422 I mean, the guy's here all the time. I mean, I mean, the guy's here all the time. I mean,
1389 01:10:17,505 01:10:19,382 doesn't he, doesn't he work? doesn't he, doesn't he work?
1390 01:10:19,466 01:10:20,634 I thought he had a job. I thought he had a job.
1391 01:10:20,717 01:10:21,843 I mean... I mean...
1392 01:10:22,886 01:10:24,095 He's the only person I know He's the only person I know
1393 01:10:24,179 01:10:26,556 who doesn't have anything to do all day, so. who doesn't have anything to do all day, so.
1394 01:10:26,640 01:10:28,850 I've still got two more paintings to finish. I've still got two more paintings to finish.
1395 01:10:29,517 01:10:31,603 - Right, okay. - Hey. - Right, okay. - Hey.
1396 01:10:33,063 01:10:35,273 - Are you jealous? - [Tom chuckles] - Are you jealous? - [Tom chuckles]
1397 01:10:35,357 01:10:36,399 Jealous of Leo? Jealous of Leo?
1398 01:10:37,275 01:10:38,109 No, I just-- No, I just--
1399 01:10:38,193 01:10:39,236 He's my friend. He's my friend.
1400 01:10:43,240 01:10:44,074 Okay. Okay.
1401 01:10:52,207 01:10:53,375 [door closes] [door closes]
1402 01:10:53,458 01:10:54,334 [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
1403 01:10:58,546 01:11:00,215 [phone continues to ring] [phone continues to ring]
1404 01:11:01,883 01:11:03,593 I think the phone is ringing. I think the phone is ringing.
1405 01:11:04,886 01:11:07,222 - What? - Phone? - What? - Phone?
1406 01:11:08,223 01:11:09,224 Oh, God. Oh, God.
1407 01:11:10,225 01:11:12,185 - Jack Feldman-- - [busy tone] - Jack Feldman-- - [busy tone]
1408 01:11:13,478 01:11:14,312 Sorry. Sorry.
1409 01:11:15,272 01:11:17,107 I'm just a little distracted. I'm just a little distracted.
1410 01:11:17,190 01:11:19,067 There seems to be an epidemic around here. There seems to be an epidemic around here.
1411 01:11:19,150 01:11:21,403 - Annabelle, you got the list? - [Annabelle] Yes. - Annabelle, you got the list? - [Annabelle] Yes.
1412 01:11:21,486 01:11:24,489 And we have a ton of major people coming. And we have a ton of major people coming.
1413 01:11:24,572 01:11:25,407 Are you excited? Are you excited?
1414 01:11:26,157 01:11:28,368 - Oh, yeah, I guess. - You guess? - Oh, yeah, I guess. - You guess?
1415 01:11:29,119 01:11:30,495 No, oh, oh, I mean, of course. No, oh, oh, I mean, of course.
1416 01:11:30,578 01:11:33,832 And thank you again for putting me in your show. And thank you again for putting me in your show.
1417 01:11:33,915 01:11:36,084 - [Annabelle] I'm finished! - Oh, good. - [Annabelle] I'm finished! - Oh, good.
1418 01:11:36,167 01:11:37,877 Never mind, let's see the list. Never mind, let's see the list.
1419 01:11:39,462 01:11:40,672 Oh, good girl. Oh, good girl.
1420 01:11:45,510 01:11:46,928 - Hello. - Hi. - Hello. - Hi.
1421 01:11:48,263 01:11:50,348 - I missed you today. - Mm. - I missed you today. - Mm.
1422 01:11:50,432 01:11:51,433 That's nice. That's nice.
1423 01:11:53,226 01:11:54,728 I'm going to go to bed, babe. I'm going to go to bed, babe.
1424 01:11:54,811 01:11:55,645 I'm so tired. I'm so tired.
1425 01:11:56,354 01:11:57,314 Well, you don't Well, you don't
1426 01:11:58,023 01:12:01,026 - have to necessarily go to bed, right? - Mm-hmm. - have to necessarily go to bed, right? - Mm-hmm.
1427 01:12:01,109 01:12:02,444 Can't we just, uh... Can't we just, uh...
1428 01:12:04,029 01:12:05,780 - Hmm? - You can do whatever you want, - Hmm? - You can do whatever you want,
1429 01:12:05,864 01:12:07,407 but I'm not going to participate. but I'm not going to participate.
1430 01:12:14,706 01:12:16,041 [mumbling] [mumbling]
1431 01:12:39,939 01:12:41,066 Oh. [chuckles] Oh. [chuckles]
1432 01:12:41,149 01:12:42,025 It's you. It's you.
1433 01:12:42,108 01:12:43,443 Yup. It's me. Yup. It's me.
1434 01:12:44,778 01:12:46,237 Just the guy who owns the place. Just the guy who owns the place.
1435 01:12:46,321 01:12:47,447 [Rosemary chuckles] [Rosemary chuckles]
1436 01:12:47,530 01:12:48,656 No, thank you. No, thank you.
1437 01:12:50,241 01:12:53,370 You know... I meant to tell you... You know... I meant to tell you...
1438 01:12:54,871 01:12:56,331 I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
1439 01:12:57,415 01:12:58,750 Thank you. Thank you.
1440 01:12:58,833 01:13:03,338 Thank you, seriously, this is, ah... just so exciting. Thank you, seriously, this is, ah... just so exciting.
1441 01:13:03,421 01:13:04,255 Don't thank me. Don't thank me.
1442 01:13:05,924 01:13:07,384 The way you shimmied on in here. The way you shimmied on in here.
1443 01:13:08,134 01:13:09,594 That takes real talent. That takes real talent.
1444 01:13:09,677 01:13:10,637 Sorry? Sorry?
1445 01:13:10,720 01:13:12,180 It's a shame. It's a shame.
1446 01:13:12,263 01:13:13,932 I could've helped you. I could've helped you.
1447 01:13:14,015 01:13:14,849 I wanted to. I wanted to.
1448 01:13:16,935 01:13:19,354 But I guess it was just easier wandering around in your underwear But I guess it was just easier wandering around in your underwear
1449 01:13:19,479 01:13:21,398 waiting for him to notice your paintings. waiting for him to notice your paintings.
1450 01:13:24,067 01:13:24,901 Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's funny.
1451 01:13:25,568 01:13:27,362 Tom usually goes for the model type. Tom usually goes for the model type.
1452 01:13:30,198 01:13:31,908 You must be a hell of a fuck. You must be a hell of a fuck.
1453 01:13:52,262 01:13:53,388 [mumbling] [mumbling]
1454 01:13:57,016 01:13:57,934 - Hey. - Hi. - Hey. - Hi.
1455 01:13:58,852 01:14:00,019 Excuse me for one second. Excuse me for one second.
1456 01:14:01,271 01:14:02,439 [crowd chattering] [crowd chattering]
1457 01:14:10,071 01:14:12,740 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What happened? Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What happened?
1458 01:14:12,824 01:14:15,869 - Please don't make me go there. - What are you talking about? - Please don't make me go there. - What are you talking about?
1459 01:14:15,952 01:14:17,787 What happened, wha-- what happened? What happened, wha-- what happened?
1460 01:14:18,830 01:14:20,206 Did someone-- Did someone--
1461 01:14:20,290 01:14:23,042 Look at me. Look at me. Everybody loves you in there. Look at me. Look at me. Everybody loves you in there.
1462 01:14:23,877 01:14:25,879 You got to go back in. Your stuff is great. You got to go back in. Your stuff is great.
1463 01:14:27,255 01:14:28,798 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
1464 01:14:28,882 01:14:29,757 I love you. I love you.
1465 01:14:31,968 01:14:33,887 - You do? - You got to go back in. - You do? - You got to go back in.
1466 01:14:33,970 01:14:36,431 - You really love me? - Yeah. - You really love me? - Yeah.
1467 01:14:38,016 01:14:39,309 Let's get married. Let's get married.
1468 01:14:41,394 01:14:42,687 [laughs] What? [laughs] What?
1469 01:14:47,025 01:14:48,318 So, this is it. So, this is it.
1470 01:14:48,401 01:14:49,611 It's the last one. It's the last one.
1471 01:14:50,695 01:14:52,572 Oh, they spelled your name wrong. Oh, they spelled your name wrong.
1472 01:14:52,655 01:14:53,490 What? What?
1473 01:14:54,157 01:14:55,742 - Bosemary. - [huffs] - Bosemary. - [huffs]
1474 01:14:55,825 01:14:57,285 Well, I guess I'm lucky to even be here. Well, I guess I'm lucky to even be here.
1475 01:14:57,368 01:14:59,412 That's not luck, it's karma. That's not luck, it's karma.
1476 01:15:03,124 01:15:04,250 "Limerence." "Limerence."
1477 01:15:04,334 01:15:06,503 There once was a man from Nantucket. There once was a man from Nantucket.
1478 01:15:07,337 01:15:09,506 Not limerick, dumb ass. Limerence. Not limerick, dumb ass. Limerence.
1479 01:15:10,757 01:15:13,384 I just, you know-- what is it? I just, you know-- what is it?
1480 01:15:13,468 01:15:15,220 It's a self-portrait. It's a self-portrait.
1481 01:15:15,303 01:15:16,596 But it doesn't look like you. But it doesn't look like you.
1482 01:15:16,679 01:15:18,056 It's a little part of me. It's a little part of me.
1483 01:15:19,724 01:15:20,850 - Hey. - [Rosemary] Hi. - Hey. - [Rosemary] Hi.
1484 01:15:21,851 01:15:22,810 Hi. Hi.
1485 01:15:23,645 01:15:24,562 Okay, weird. Okay, weird.
1486 01:15:26,856 01:15:28,233 What, you didn't tell them? What, you didn't tell them?
1487 01:15:29,067 01:15:30,276 We're getting married. We're getting married.
1488 01:15:31,444 01:15:32,737 [Donald laughs] [Donald laughs]
1489 01:15:32,820 01:15:34,739 You did it, brother. Come here. You did it, brother. Come here.
1490 01:15:34,822 01:15:35,990 [Donald laughs] [Donald laughs]
1491 01:15:36,074 01:15:38,201 - Actually, she did it. - By a dumpster. - Actually, she did it. - By a dumpster.
1492 01:15:38,284 01:15:40,161 - [Donald] That's fantastic. - very romantic. - [Donald] That's fantastic. - very romantic.
1493 01:15:40,245 01:15:42,205 Congrats! [chuckles] Congrats! [chuckles]
1494 01:15:42,997 01:15:44,999 You know, we've been talking about this for a while. You know, we've been talking about this for a while.
1495 01:15:45,083 01:15:46,459 I said it was going to happen. I said it was going to happen.
1496 01:15:46,543 01:15:48,336 - You said, no, it's just cool-- - It was all you. - You said, no, it's just cool-- - It was all you.
1497 01:15:48,419 01:15:50,338 Yeah, it was me, I think I was a positive influence. Yeah, it was me, I think I was a positive influence.
1498 01:15:50,421 01:15:52,840 - [May] Just stop talking. - May, it's awesome. Congrats, dude. - [May] Just stop talking. - May, it's awesome. Congrats, dude.
1499 01:15:52,924 01:15:54,133 [May] You've talked enough. [May] You've talked enough.
1500 01:15:54,217 01:15:55,552 - May. - Just stop talking. - May. - Just stop talking.
1501 01:15:59,681 01:16:02,225 You've known each other for about 12 minutes. You've known each other for about 12 minutes.
1502 01:16:05,353 01:16:06,563 It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea.
1503 01:16:09,148 01:16:10,441 - May. - I'm done. - May. - I'm done.
1504 01:16:15,863 01:16:16,823 Shots? Shots?
1505 01:16:22,370 01:16:23,496 [Donald] Fuck. [Donald] Fuck.
1506 01:16:23,580 01:16:24,497 Hey. Hey.
1507 01:16:25,748 01:16:26,624 Donald. Donald.
1508 01:16:27,584 01:16:29,335 [gentle music] [gentle music]
1509 01:16:34,716 01:16:35,925 [glass shatters] [glass shatters]
1510 01:18:08,142 01:18:09,560 So, how does it feel knowing that So, how does it feel knowing that
1511 01:18:09,644 01:18:11,521 you're only going to have sex with one person you're only going to have sex with one person
1512 01:18:11,604 01:18:12,730 for the rest of your life? for the rest of your life?
1513 01:18:13,523 01:18:14,524 I'm busy! I'm busy!
1514 01:18:17,276 01:18:18,653 Hey, will you open the door? Hey, will you open the door?
1515 01:18:30,707 01:18:33,751 Hah, you're waiting 'til now to write your vows? Hah, you're waiting 'til now to write your vows?
1516 01:18:33,835 01:18:34,669 Shut up. Shut up.
1517 01:18:35,378 01:18:37,296 Aren't you worried you're going to cheat on him? Aren't you worried you're going to cheat on him?
1518 01:18:37,380 01:18:40,174 - No. - Well, you've cheated on every guy. - No. - Well, you've cheated on every guy.
1519 01:18:40,258 01:18:42,802 What, like, in high school? Come on. What, like, in high school? Come on.
1520 01:18:42,885 01:18:44,512 Yeah, if you did it then, you'll do it now. Yeah, if you did it then, you'll do it now.
1521 01:18:44,595 01:18:47,598 You know what they say, history loves company. You know what they say, history loves company.
1522 01:18:48,850 01:18:50,518 No, that's wrong. No, that's wrong.
1523 01:18:50,601 01:18:51,894 History repeats itself. History repeats itself.
1524 01:18:51,978 01:18:53,688 Misery loves company. Misery loves company.
1525 01:18:53,813 01:18:55,982 Either way you're a cheater. Either way you're a cheater.
1526 01:18:56,065 01:18:57,650 Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
1527 01:18:57,734 01:18:59,235 - Get out of here! - Oh, my God! - Get out of here! - Oh, my God!
1528 01:19:00,236 01:19:01,237 Seriously? Seriously?
1529 01:19:04,866 01:19:06,409 - You want to get stoned? - Dude. - You want to get stoned? - Dude.
1530 01:19:06,492 01:19:08,035 I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married.
1531 01:19:09,162 01:19:10,621 [hip hop rap music] [hip hop rap music]
1532 01:19:12,165 01:19:13,666 Okay, I cannot, Okay, I cannot,
1533 01:19:13,750 01:19:16,085 I can't think with this stupid music on. I can't think with this stupid music on.
1534 01:19:16,169 01:19:18,629 Oh, God, now what's wrong with the music? Oh, God, now what's wrong with the music?
1535 01:19:18,713 01:19:20,882 - It's offensive! - Who the hell are you right now? - It's offensive! - Who the hell are you right now?
1536 01:19:20,965 01:19:22,675 I don't need this right now. Turn the music on! I don't need this right now. Turn the music on!
1537 01:19:22,759 01:19:24,218 Turn the music off! Turn the music off!
1538 01:19:24,302 01:19:26,679 Because-- it's not funny! Because-- it's not funny!
1539 01:19:26,763 01:19:27,764 It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
1540 01:19:28,514 01:19:31,350 You grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut. And you're white. You grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut. And you're white.
1541 01:19:34,312 01:19:35,897 Okay, bridezilla! Okay, bridezilla!
1542 01:19:40,651 01:19:42,028 [groaning] [groaning]
1543 01:19:46,157 01:19:46,991 Hey. Hey.
1544 01:19:49,494 01:19:50,411 Listen. Listen.
1545 01:19:52,789 01:19:54,540 You know you don't have to do this. You know you don't have to do this.
1546 01:20:08,054 01:20:09,514 You look really pretty. You look really pretty.
1547 01:20:11,182 01:20:12,016 I do? I do?
1548 01:20:19,649 01:20:20,525 Rosemary. Rosemary.
1549 01:20:21,442 01:20:22,652 [Rosemary] God dammit. [Rosemary] God dammit.
1550 01:20:23,861 01:20:25,321 [light music] [light music]
1551 01:20:38,125 01:20:40,127 [Tom] If you're playing hard to get still, it's not going to work. [Tom] If you're playing hard to get still, it's not going to work.
1552 01:20:40,211 01:20:41,254 We got to go. We got to go.
1553 01:20:41,337 01:20:42,171 Hey, man. Hey, man.
1554 01:20:42,880 01:20:44,048 Where's, where's Ro? Where's, where's Ro?
1555 01:20:44,757 01:20:45,842 She went for a walk. She went for a walk.
1556 01:20:47,552 01:20:48,719 Look, dude. Look, dude.
1557 01:20:48,803 01:20:51,556 I don't think she wants to marry you. So... I don't think she wants to marry you. So...
1558 01:20:57,979 01:20:59,605 Do me a favor? Do me a favor?
1559 01:20:59,689 01:21:01,065 Stay the fuck away from her. Stay the fuck away from her.
1560 01:21:11,826 01:21:12,869 Rosemary's gone. Rosemary's gone.
1561 01:21:13,703 01:21:15,830 - [May] What? Where did she go? - I don't know. - [May] What? Where did she go? - I don't know.
1562 01:21:15,955 01:21:18,374 I'm going to check the other side of the property. I'm going to check the other side of the property.
1563 01:21:18,457 01:21:20,001 Keep me company? Keep me company?
1564 01:21:20,084 01:21:21,127 Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Sure.
1565 01:21:24,839 01:21:26,591 - Yeah. - [May] I'm not saying anything. - Yeah. - [May] I'm not saying anything.
1566 01:21:32,930 01:21:33,764 Ro! Ro!
1567 01:21:39,562 01:21:40,521 Ro! Ro!
1568 01:21:48,029 01:21:49,655 [May] Do you think that anybody knows? [May] Do you think that anybody knows?
1569 01:21:49,739 01:21:51,198 [Donald] Knows what? [Donald] Knows what?
1570 01:21:51,282 01:21:53,075 [May] That we're getting divorced. [May] That we're getting divorced.
1571 01:21:54,535 01:21:57,330 [Donald] I don't think anybody's paying attention to us. [Donald] I don't think anybody's paying attention to us.
1572 01:21:57,413 01:21:58,998 [May] What a mess. [May] What a mess.
1573 01:21:59,081 01:22:00,541 [Donald] At least it isn't ours. [Donald] At least it isn't ours.
1574 01:22:00,625 01:22:02,293 [May] Yeah. For once. [May] Yeah. For once.
1575 01:22:08,215 01:22:10,384 - [May] I'm too old for this. - [Donald chuckles] - [May] I'm too old for this. - [Donald chuckles]
1576 01:22:10,468 01:22:12,595 - [Donald] You're not old. - [May] Yes, I am. - [Donald] You're not old. - [May] Yes, I am.
1577 01:22:14,931 01:22:16,307 [Donald] You're beautiful. [Donald] You're beautiful.
1578 01:22:20,811 01:22:23,564 Hey, we got to get this thing started. Hey, we got to get this thing started.
1579 01:22:24,815 01:22:25,900 Where is everyone? Where is everyone?
1580 01:22:27,068 01:22:27,902 She's gone. She's gone.
1581 01:22:30,237 01:22:31,155 What did you do? What did you do?
1582 01:23:12,488 01:23:13,656 I went for a walk. I went for a walk.
1583 01:23:15,032 01:23:15,908 Yeah. Yeah.
1584 01:23:18,160 01:23:18,995 I see. I see.
1585 01:23:22,707 01:23:24,875 Do you ever feel like the person you want to be... Do you ever feel like the person you want to be...
1586 01:23:25,876 01:23:29,130 and the person you actually are would, like, hate each other? and the person you actually are would, like, hate each other?
1587 01:23:33,384 01:23:35,219 Are you fucking kidding me right now? Are you fucking kidding me right now?
1588 01:23:39,640 01:23:40,516 Sorry. Sorry.
1589 01:23:40,599 01:23:41,434 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1590 01:23:42,727 01:23:44,520 I just, I didn't know what to do. I just, I didn't know what to do.
1591 01:23:46,230 01:23:47,440 Which, uh... Which, uh...
1592 01:23:49,984 01:23:52,153 Which part's, uh, confusing you? Which part's, uh, confusing you?
1593 01:23:53,112 01:23:54,405 The vows? Or the... The vows? Or the...
1594 01:23:56,407 01:23:57,575 the commitment? the commitment?
1595 01:23:57,658 01:23:58,743 [sighs] Fuck off. [sighs] Fuck off.
1596 01:23:58,826 01:24:01,954 Cause you're afraid, maybe? Cause you're afraid, maybe?
1597 01:24:02,038 01:24:04,206 It's just like, it's like, different. It's just like, it's like, different.
1598 01:24:05,332 01:24:07,001 You and me are different. You and me are different.
1599 01:24:07,084 01:24:08,836 It's not how it was. It's not how it was.
1600 01:24:08,919 01:24:09,962 Why-- Why--
1601 01:24:10,755 01:24:12,006 Why is that a bad thing? Why is that a bad thing?
1602 01:24:12,131 01:24:13,340 Because it sucks! Because it sucks!
1603 01:24:13,424 01:24:16,761 And it's not what I signed up for, so... And it's not what I signed up for, so...
1604 01:24:16,844 01:24:18,679 - It sucks? - I don't know. - It sucks? - I don't know.
1605 01:24:18,763 01:24:20,222 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
1606 01:24:20,306 01:24:21,140 Okay. Okay.
1607 01:24:27,063 01:24:29,899 Please can you just admit that this is different? Please can you just admit that this is different?
1608 01:24:29,982 01:24:31,901 I know that you know what I'm talking about. I know that you know what I'm talking about.
1609 01:24:31,984 01:24:33,027 I know you can feel it. I know you can feel it.
1610 01:24:33,819 01:24:35,488 - It's bullshit. - It's not bullshit! - It's bullshit. - It's not bullshit!
1611 01:24:35,571 01:24:36,697 It's fucking bullshit! It's fucking bullshit!
1612 01:24:38,741 01:24:42,411 You don't just blow shit up because it gets uncomfortable. You don't just blow shit up because it gets uncomfortable.
1613 01:24:42,495 01:24:44,288 - Why not? - Because you can't treat people - Why not? - Because you can't treat people
1614 01:24:44,371 01:24:45,206 like that! like that!
1615 01:24:47,666 01:24:49,210 You're not the only one here. You're not the only one here.
1616 01:24:50,294 01:24:54,298 You know, I haven't painted anything, in like... forever. You know, I haven't painted anything, in like... forever.
1617 01:24:55,341 01:24:57,009 [Tom] So, that's what this is about? [Tom] So, that's what this is about?
1618 01:24:58,302 01:25:00,387 No, it's not. It's, uh... No, it's not. It's, uh...
1619 01:25:02,181 01:25:03,724 You don't even notice. You don't even notice.
1620 01:25:05,434 01:25:06,894 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1621 01:25:09,355 01:25:10,689 Of course I notice you. Of course I notice you.
1622 01:25:14,110 01:25:15,361 You're all I notice. You're all I notice.
1623 01:25:23,035 01:25:24,537 Why'd you ask me to marry you? Why'd you ask me to marry you?
1624 01:25:36,841 01:25:37,925 I have no idea. I have no idea.
1625 01:25:44,598 01:25:46,183 No, wait. Wait, wait, wait. No, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1626 01:25:46,267 01:25:47,601 It's not like that. It's not like that.
1627 01:25:47,685 01:25:48,769 Tom. Tom.
1628 01:25:48,853 01:25:50,980 Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
1629 01:25:58,821 01:26:00,197 I wish we could go back... I wish we could go back...
1630 01:26:02,283 01:26:04,285 to the way things were in the beginning. to the way things were in the beginning.
1631 01:26:08,164 01:26:09,665 Hey, wait. Hey, wait.
1632 01:26:11,417 01:26:12,251 Don't go. Don't go.
1633 01:26:16,338 01:26:17,464 You need to grow up. You need to grow up.
1634 01:26:44,783 01:26:46,493 ["Held in Your Arms" by John Bobek] ["Held in Your Arms" by John Bobek]
1635 01:27:10,643 01:27:13,687 ♪ Time ♪ ♪ Time ♪
1636 01:27:15,606 01:27:18,817 ♪ Passes slowly ♪ ♪ Passes slowly ♪
1637 01:27:21,695 01:27:24,073 ♪ Now I'm without you ♪ ♪ Now I'm without you ♪
1638 01:27:25,074 01:27:27,368 ♪ And sleep ♪ ♪ And sleep ♪
1639 01:27:28,619 01:27:31,956 ♪ Never comes easy ♪ ♪ Never comes easy ♪
1640 01:27:34,667 01:27:37,253 ♪ Now I'm without you ♪ ♪ Now I'm without you ♪
1641 01:27:38,337 01:27:40,881 ♪ Waiting alone ♪ ♪ Waiting alone ♪
1642 01:27:40,965 01:27:43,884 ♪ For you to call ♪ ♪ For you to call ♪
1643 01:27:44,885 01:27:50,849 ♪ 'Cause I missed The sound of your voice ♪ ♪ 'Cause I missed The sound of your voice ♪
1644 01:27:50,933 01:27:53,894 ♪ If I had one wish ♪ ♪ If I had one wish ♪
1645 01:27:53,978 01:27:57,606 ♪ I'd be held in your arms ♪ ♪ I'd be held in your arms ♪
1646 01:27:57,690 01:28:01,652 ♪ But I don't have a choice ♪ ♪ But I don't have a choice ♪
1647 01:28:01,735 01:28:04,113 ♪ And I miss you ♪ ♪ And I miss you ♪
1648 01:28:05,072 01:28:07,157 ♪ I've missed you ♪ ♪ I've missed you ♪
1649 01:28:07,908 01:28:09,326 ♪ For so long ♪ ♪ For so long ♪
1650 01:28:14,748 01:28:20,254 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪
1651 01:28:20,921 01:28:22,673 ♪ But you're gone ♪ ♪ But you're gone ♪
1652 01:28:36,687 01:28:38,689 ♪ Waiting long ♪ ♪ Waiting long ♪
1653 01:28:39,857 01:28:41,734 ♪ For you to come home ♪ ♪ For you to come home ♪
1654 01:28:43,152 01:28:49,116 ♪ Because I missed Seeing your face ♪ ♪ Because I missed Seeing your face ♪
1655 01:28:49,199 01:28:51,952 ♪ If I had one wish ♪ ♪ If I had one wish ♪
1656 01:28:52,036 01:28:55,164 ♪ I'd be held in your arms ♪ ♪ I'd be held in your arms ♪
1657 01:28:56,790 01:28:59,793 ♪ There's just empty space ♪ ♪ There's just empty space ♪
1658 01:28:59,877 01:29:05,341 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪
1659 01:29:06,508 01:29:11,347 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪
1660 01:29:12,723 01:29:18,270 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪
1661 01:29:19,146 01:29:22,441 ♪ But you're gone ♪ ♪ But you're gone ♪
1662 01:29:33,369 01:29:36,205 - Hey. What are you doing here? - Uh. [chuckles] - Hey. What are you doing here? - Uh. [chuckles]
1663 01:29:37,373 01:29:39,500 Didn't feel right letting you do all this by yourself. Didn't feel right letting you do all this by yourself.
1664 01:29:39,583 01:29:41,335 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
1665 01:29:42,002 01:29:44,630 Plus, uh... got you a little something. Plus, uh... got you a little something.
1666 01:29:46,298 01:29:48,342 It's not a thermometer, I promise. It's not a thermometer, I promise.
1667 01:29:57,893 01:29:59,103 How did you do this? How did you do this?
1668 01:30:00,145 01:30:01,814 It's my half of the house. It's my half of the house.
1669 01:30:01,897 01:30:04,733 I'm contracted to a lifetime supply of cupcakes. I'm contracted to a lifetime supply of cupcakes.
1670 01:30:04,817 01:30:05,818 It's in the fine print. It's in the fine print.
1671 01:30:16,286 01:30:17,246 [knocking] [knocking]
1672 01:30:28,173 01:30:29,258 [Rosemary] Go around. [Rosemary] Go around.
1673 01:30:35,597 01:30:36,598 [door closes] [door closes]
1674 01:30:40,936 01:30:42,020 Hi. Hi.
1675 01:30:42,104 01:30:42,938 [Leo] Hey. [Leo] Hey.
1676 01:30:47,067 01:30:48,277 Um... Um...
1677 01:30:49,069 01:30:50,696 - Are you okay? - Mm. - Are you okay? - Mm.
1678 01:30:50,779 01:30:54,158 Oh, yeah. I just, um, fell asleep. Sleeping. Oh, yeah. I just, um, fell asleep. Sleeping.
1679 01:30:57,494 01:31:00,414 Sorry I've been so M.I.A. I just, uh... Sorry I've been so M.I.A. I just, uh...
1680 01:31:00,497 01:31:01,582 - Oh, no. - I've just been really busy. - Oh, no. - I've just been really busy.
1681 01:31:01,665 01:31:02,749 Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
1682 01:31:06,879 01:31:07,963 Well, you look great. Well, you look great.
1683 01:31:08,714 01:31:11,091 [laughing] No, I don't. I look like a-- [laughing] No, I don't. I look like a--
1684 01:31:11,175 01:31:13,427 - Hooker? - [laughing] - Hooker? - [laughing]
1685 01:31:14,136 01:31:15,012 Oh, God. Oh, God.
1686 01:31:23,479 01:31:24,980 Okay, all right. Um, Okay, all right. Um,
1687 01:31:25,063 01:31:28,192 look, I'm not exactly sure how to do this, look, I'm not exactly sure how to do this,
1688 01:31:28,275 01:31:30,527 but I do know that I owe you an apology. but I do know that I owe you an apology.
1689 01:31:30,611 01:31:35,240 - Oh, no, I, uh-- - Yes, and even though we don't always see eye to eye, - Oh, no, I, uh-- - Yes, and even though we don't always see eye to eye,
1690 01:31:35,324 01:31:38,035 and you're really mean sometimes, and you're really mean sometimes,
1691 01:31:38,118 01:31:40,746 and, you know, you yell at me a lot. and, you know, you yell at me a lot.
1692 01:31:40,829 01:31:42,789 This is like the worst apology ever. This is like the worst apology ever.
1693 01:31:42,873 01:31:44,708 I know. No, I have notes. I know. No, I have notes.
1694 01:31:46,752 01:31:47,753 Notes I wrote. Notes I wrote.
1695 01:31:56,845 01:31:58,555 [clears throat] Dear Rosemary... [clears throat] Dear Rosemary...
1696 01:32:00,682 01:32:02,142 I know I've been a bad friend. I know I've been a bad friend.
1697 01:32:03,143 01:32:05,229 I'm really sorry that I hurt you. I'm really sorry that I hurt you.
1698 01:32:05,312 01:32:06,563 You didn't deserve that. You didn't deserve that.
1699 01:32:08,857 01:32:11,109 I hope I didn't completely fuck up your life because I hope I didn't completely fuck up your life because
1700 01:32:11,193 01:32:12,528 I would hate myself forever. I would hate myself forever.
1701 01:32:19,076 01:32:20,118 P.S. I miss you. P.S. I miss you.
1702 01:32:23,747 01:32:24,623 P.S.S. P.S.S.
1703 01:32:27,834 01:32:29,336 You're still in love with him. You're still in love with him.
1704 01:32:39,972 01:32:41,390 [Leo chuckles] [Leo chuckles]
1705 01:32:43,183 01:32:45,811 [May] A yellow cupcake, that's only the best [May] A yellow cupcake, that's only the best
1706 01:32:45,894 01:32:48,188 and most tastiest cupcake that we have. and most tastiest cupcake that we have.
1707 01:32:49,648 01:32:51,525 [May] Did you have school today? [May] Did you have school today?
1708 01:32:51,608 01:32:54,236 Yeah, how was it? Do you like school? Yeah, how was it? Do you like school?
1709 01:32:54,319 01:32:55,153 Good. Good.
1710 01:32:59,408 01:33:00,367 Okay. Okay.
1711 01:33:01,243 01:33:02,744 Do you want anything else? Do you want anything else?
1712 01:33:02,828 01:33:04,663 Um, no, thank you. Um, no, thank you.
1713 01:33:04,746 01:33:06,873 Here we go. A sweet treat for a sweet girl. Here we go. A sweet treat for a sweet girl.
1714 01:33:06,957 01:33:09,042 [melancholic piano music] [melancholic piano music]
1715 01:33:09,126 01:33:10,919 Are you going to share with your mom? Are you going to share with your mom?
1716 01:33:14,089 01:33:15,757 [gentle music] [gentle music]
1717 01:33:51,877 01:33:53,045 Annabelle! Annabelle!
1718 01:33:53,128 01:33:55,339 Oh, my God! Hi! Oh, my God! Hi!
1719 01:33:55,422 01:33:58,008 - What are you doing here? - Oh, it's so good to see you. - What are you doing here? - Oh, it's so good to see you.
1720 01:33:58,091 01:33:59,051 You look great. You look great.
1721 01:33:59,134 01:34:00,719 - How are you? - I am great! - How are you? - I am great!
1722 01:34:00,802 01:34:01,803 Today's my last day. Today's my last day.
1723 01:34:02,638 01:34:04,473 Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
1724 01:34:04,556 01:34:06,683 You guys are together. You guys are together.
1725 01:34:06,767 01:34:09,227 - That's, uh... - We got a house in Joshua tree. - That's, uh... - We got a house in Joshua tree.
1726 01:34:09,311 01:34:11,104 Yeah, on our way to the tree. Yeah, on our way to the tree.
1727 01:34:11,188 01:34:13,065 - [chuckles] Cool. - Hello, love. - [chuckles] Cool. - Hello, love.
1728 01:34:13,148 01:34:15,400 You look just like a girl I once knew. You look just like a girl I once knew.
1729 01:34:16,401 01:34:18,528 I am a girl you once knew. I am a girl you once knew.
1730 01:34:18,612 01:34:20,697 Yeah, I get ya. Yeah, I get ya.
1731 01:34:20,781 01:34:22,240 See you in the next life. See you in the next life.
1732 01:34:22,324 01:34:25,327 [chuckles nervously] Is it okay if I stay and look around? [chuckles nervously] Is it okay if I stay and look around?
1733 01:34:25,410 01:34:27,079 - Totally. - Toodles, love. - Totally. - Toodles, love.
1734 01:34:27,162 01:34:29,289 Oh. Bye. Oh. Bye.
1735 01:34:49,142 01:34:51,937 [Tom] I had it leaning against the wall downstairs. [Tom] I had it leaning against the wall downstairs.
1736 01:34:52,020 01:34:53,814 I thought it looked better out here. I thought it looked better out here.
1737 01:34:55,649 01:34:59,319 I, um, didn't know you would be here. I, um, didn't know you would be here.
1738 01:35:00,529 01:35:01,655 Where else would I be? Where else would I be?
1739 01:35:03,573 01:35:06,576 I was, I was in the neighborhood, and, I, um-- I was, I was in the neighborhood, and, I, um--
1740 01:35:06,660 01:35:08,912 - Decided to stalk me again? - [chuckles] - Decided to stalk me again? - [chuckles]
1741 01:35:08,995 01:35:11,623 Well, I've only walked by here like 47 times, so-- Well, I've only walked by here like 47 times, so--
1742 01:35:11,707 01:35:13,458 47? Huh. 47? Huh.
1743 01:35:14,376 01:35:16,670 Well, 48 is the number Well, 48 is the number
1744 01:35:16,795 01:35:19,047 where they give you official stalker status. where they give you official stalker status.
1745 01:35:19,131 01:35:21,299 So, you're, you're in the clear. So, you're, you're in the clear.
1746 01:35:22,592 01:35:23,552 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1747 01:35:24,302 01:35:25,971 I like your hair, by the way. I like your hair, by the way.
1748 01:35:26,847 01:35:29,474 Thanks. It's not, it's not too old lady-ish? Thanks. It's not, it's not too old lady-ish?
1749 01:35:29,558 01:35:30,892 No, no. I like it. No, no. I like it.
1750 01:35:32,102 01:35:35,272 I mean, you know, I've been called an old man I mean, you know, I've been called an old man
1751 01:35:35,355 01:35:37,524 so, uh, take that with a grain of salt. so, uh, take that with a grain of salt.
1752 01:35:38,233 01:35:39,860 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1753 01:35:39,943 01:35:41,820 Yeah, you didn't like it when I did that. Yeah, you didn't like it when I did that.
1754 01:35:41,903 01:35:43,280 No, no. I thought it was, uh... No, no. I thought it was, uh...
1755 01:35:44,740 01:35:46,658 - Yeah. - Um... - Yeah. - Um...
1756 01:35:48,660 01:35:49,494 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1757 01:35:51,830 01:35:52,664 Me too. Me too.
1758 01:35:57,919 01:35:58,920 I miss you. I miss you.
1759 01:36:07,721 01:36:10,182 It was, uh, it was good to see you. It was, uh, it was good to see you.
1760 01:36:11,349 01:36:12,309 You too. You too.
1761 01:36:14,895 01:36:15,729 Hey. Hey.
1762 01:36:18,398 01:36:19,608 Can I ask you something? Can I ask you something?
1763 01:36:28,658 01:36:30,202 Which part of you is it? Which part of you is it?
1764 01:36:38,210 01:36:39,127 It's you. It's you.
1765 01:36:47,260 01:36:48,470 [rock music] [rock music]
1766 01:36:52,808 01:36:55,852 ♪ I never knew What I was going to do ♪ ♪ I never knew What I was going to do ♪
1767 01:36:55,936 01:36:57,229 ♪ When I grew up ♪ ♪ When I grew up ♪
1768 01:36:57,312 01:36:58,605 ♪ Till I grew up ♪ ♪ Till I grew up ♪
1769 01:37:03,610 01:37:06,613 ♪ Some things you think You're never going to do ♪ ♪ Some things you think You're never going to do ♪
1770 01:37:06,696 01:37:08,281 ♪ When you grow up ♪ ♪ When you grow up ♪
1771 01:37:08,365 01:37:09,699 ♪ Then you grow up ♪ ♪ Then you grow up ♪
1772 01:37:13,954 01:37:15,664 ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪ ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪
1773 01:37:15,747 01:37:17,666 ♪ That leaves love And learning ♪ ♪ That leaves love And learning ♪
1774 01:37:17,749 01:37:20,168 ♪ Just what life is all about ♪ ♪ Just what life is all about ♪
1775 01:37:24,339 01:37:27,175 ♪ I got about 50 years Left in me ♪ ♪ I got about 50 years Left in me ♪
1776 01:37:27,259 01:37:30,470 ♪ Gives me 50 years To figure it all out ♪ ♪ Gives me 50 years To figure it all out ♪
1777 01:37:30,554 01:37:33,765 ♪ You never knew what you were going to do ♪ ♪ You never knew what you were going to do ♪
1778 01:37:33,849 01:37:35,016 ♪ When you stood up ♪ ♪ When you stood up ♪
1779 01:37:35,100 01:37:36,226 ♪ Till you stood up ♪ ♪ Till you stood up ♪
1780 01:37:41,314 01:37:44,401 ♪ Now you can see How everything can be ♪ ♪ Now you can see How everything can be ♪
1781 01:37:44,484 01:37:45,777 ♪ When you stand up ♪ ♪ When you stand up ♪
1782 01:37:45,861 01:37:47,153 ♪ So you stand out ♪ ♪ So you stand out ♪
1783 01:37:51,741 01:37:53,034 ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪ ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪
1784 01:37:53,118 01:37:55,120 ♪ That leaves love And learning ♪ ♪ That leaves love And learning ♪
1785 01:37:55,203 01:37:57,873 ♪ Just what life is all about ♪ ♪ Just what life is all about ♪
1786 01:38:02,043 01:38:04,838 ♪ You got about 50 years left in you ♪ ♪ You got about 50 years left in you ♪
1787 01:38:04,963 01:38:08,758 ♪ Give you 50 years To figure it all out ♪ ♪ Give you 50 years To figure it all out ♪
1788 01:38:10,385 01:38:11,720 ♪ Figure it all out ♪ ♪ Figure it all out ♪
1789 01:38:13,013 01:38:18,935 ♪ Figure it all out ♪ ♪ Figure it all out ♪
1790 01:38:44,002 01:38:46,838 ♪ I never knew What I was going to do ♪ ♪ I never knew What I was going to do ♪
1791 01:38:46,922 01:38:48,465 ♪ When I grew up ♪ ♪ When I grew up ♪
1792 01:38:48,548 01:38:49,966 ♪ Till I grew up ♪ ♪ Till I grew up ♪
1793 01:38:54,638 01:38:57,641 ♪ Some things you think You're never going to do ♪ ♪ Some things you think You're never going to do ♪
1794 01:38:57,724 01:38:59,309 ♪ When you grow up ♪ ♪ When you grow up ♪
1795 01:38:59,392 01:39:00,685 ♪ Then you grow up ♪ ♪ Then you grow up ♪
1796 01:39:05,148 01:39:06,608 ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪ ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪
1797 01:39:06,691 01:39:09,402 ♪ That leaves love And learning just what ♪ ♪ That leaves love And learning just what ♪
1798 01:39:09,486 01:39:11,363 ♪ Life is all about ♪ ♪ Life is all about ♪
1799 01:39:15,533 01:39:18,286 ♪ I got about 50 years left in me ♪ ♪ I got about 50 years left in me ♪
1800 01:39:18,370 01:39:21,873 ♪ Give me 50 years To figure it all out ♪ ♪ Give me 50 years To figure it all out ♪
1801 01:39:22,624 01:39:24,000 [light rock music] [light rock music]
1802 01:39:27,087 01:39:28,630 ♪ You say we're done ♪ ♪ You say we're done ♪
1803 01:39:28,713 01:39:32,050 ♪ I don't buy it I don't buy it ♪ ♪ I don't buy it I don't buy it ♪
1804 01:39:33,051 01:39:35,303 ♪ You say you want To make it right ♪ ♪ You say you want To make it right ♪
1805 01:39:35,387 01:39:36,888 ♪ Then try it ♪ ♪ Then try it ♪
1806 01:39:36,972 01:39:38,181 ♪ Try it ♪ ♪ Try it ♪
1807 01:39:39,557 01:39:41,351 ♪ 'Cause if you want it ♪ ♪ 'Cause if you want it ♪
1808 01:39:41,434 01:39:42,769 ♪ I want it ♪ ♪ I want it ♪
1809 01:39:45,647 01:39:47,941 ♪ Yeah, if you want me You got me ♪ ♪ Yeah, if you want me You got me ♪
1810 01:39:48,066 01:39:51,403 ♪ So baby, baby ♪ ♪ So baby, baby ♪
1811 01:39:51,486 01:39:53,697 ♪ Kiss me one more time ♪ ♪ Kiss me one more time ♪
1812 01:39:53,780 01:39:57,200 ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪ ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪
1813 01:39:58,118 01:39:59,869 ♪ Hold me one minute longer ♪ ♪ Hold me one minute longer ♪
1814 01:39:59,953 01:40:03,289 ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪ ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪
1815 01:40:04,332 01:40:05,709 ♪ Don't walk away ♪ ♪ Don't walk away ♪
1816 01:40:05,792 01:40:09,587 ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪ ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪
1817 01:40:10,463 01:40:13,758 ♪ Give us one last chance To be all right ♪ ♪ Give us one last chance To be all right ♪
1818 01:40:15,385 01:40:19,681 ♪ All right ♪ ♪ All right ♪
1819 01:40:21,307 01:40:26,312 ♪ All right ♪ ♪ All right ♪
1820 01:40:28,690 01:40:30,900 ♪ We've done this far too long ♪ ♪ We've done this far too long ♪
1821 01:40:30,984 01:40:33,570 ♪ To give up, to give up ♪ ♪ To give up, to give up ♪
1822 01:40:34,988 01:40:36,990 ♪ Say you got these standards ♪ ♪ Say you got these standards ♪
1823 01:40:37,115 01:40:39,492 ♪ I'll live up, I'll live up ♪ ♪ I'll live up, I'll live up ♪
1824 01:40:40,994 01:40:43,288 ♪ It's taking too long to say ♪ ♪ It's taking too long to say ♪
1825 01:40:43,371 01:40:44,497 ♪ I need you ♪ ♪ I need you ♪
1826 01:40:47,292 01:40:49,294 ♪ I know I can make it better ♪ ♪ I know I can make it better ♪
1827 01:40:49,377 01:40:52,338 ♪ Please baby, baby ♪ ♪ Please baby, baby ♪
1828 01:40:53,381 01:40:55,300 ♪ Kiss me one more time ♪ ♪ Kiss me one more time ♪
1829 01:40:55,383 01:40:58,219 ♪ We'll be all right... ♪ ♪ We'll be all right... ♪