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1 00:00:01,000 00:00:03,379 Previously On Legacies... Previously On Legacies...
[ALARIC] This is the therapy box.
2 00:00:03,421 00:00:05,630 [EMMA] All your psychological concerns will be transferred [EMMA] All your psychological concerns will be transferred
3 00:00:05,672 00:00:07,007 inside to help you. inside to help you.
4 00:00:07,048 00:00:08,550 We got a struggle ahead of us. We got a struggle ahead of us.
5 00:00:08,591 00:00:10,051 But hear this, brother... But hear this, brother...
6 00:00:10,093 00:00:11,803 I'm your family now. I'm your family now.
7 00:00:11,845 00:00:13,805 I've always seen you, Milton. I've always seen you, Milton.
8 00:00:15,807 00:00:18,476 I've set every monster within Malivore loose. I've set every monster within Malivore loose.
9 00:00:18,518 00:00:20,395 [ALARIC] The monsters got sent to a prison world. [ALARIC] The monsters got sent to a prison world.
10 00:00:21,730 00:00:23,231 [HOPE] Malivore's dimension can't contain me. [HOPE] Malivore's dimension can't contain me.
11 00:00:23,273 00:00:25,608 He should spit us right back out. He should spit us right back out.
12 00:00:26,568 00:00:28,820 [HOPE] So then we made it, this is our world? [HOPE] So then we made it, this is our world?
13 00:00:28,862 00:00:30,530 [LANDON] Something's changed. [LANDON] Something's changed.
14 00:00:31,448 00:00:32,699 Landon! Landon!
15 00:00:35,243 00:00:36,870 (crowd clamoring, cheering) (crowd clamoring, cheering)
16 00:00:36,911 00:00:38,747 ♪ Yo, it's been a hell of a year ♪ ♪ Yo, it's been a hell of a year ♪
17 00:00:38,788 00:00:40,790 ♪ Lot of crazy, lot of fun, lot of shedding of tears ♪ ♪ Lot of crazy, lot of fun, lot of shedding of tears ♪
18 00:00:40,832 00:00:42,417 ♪ We met Sebastian, Vardemus, Chad, Jade and Kym ♪ ♪ We met Sebastian, Vardemus, Chad, Jade and Kym ♪
19 00:00:42,459 00:00:44,753 ♪ We had to beat The Necromancer all over again ♪ ♪ We had to beat The Necromancer all over again ♪
20 00:00:44,794 00:00:46,504 ♪ But it's good, Super Squad stayed packed with the pack ♪ ♪ But it's good, Super Squad stayed packed with the pack ♪
21 00:00:46,546 00:00:48,131 ♪ Big Ric gettin' his mack on with Sheriff Mac ♪ ♪ Big Ric gettin' his mack on with Sheriff Mac ♪
22 00:00:48,173 00:00:50,133 ♪ Alyssa Chang was a pain till we met Dark Jo ♪ ♪ Alyssa Chang was a pain till we met Dark Jo ♪
23 00:00:50,175 00:00:52,552 ♪ But thank Lord Salvatore that we didn't lose hope, uh ♪ ♪ But thank Lord Salvatore that we didn't lose hope, uh ♪
24 00:00:52,594 00:00:54,262 ♪ Didn't lose hope ♪ ♪ Didn't lose hope ♪
25 00:00:54,304 00:00:55,930 ♪ You already know that we didn't lose hope ♪ ♪ You already know that we didn't lose hope ♪
26 00:00:55,972 00:00:58,016 ♪ Real monsters killed all them... ♪ ♪ Real monsters killed all them... ♪
27 00:00:58,058 00:01:00,143 (music fades) (music fades)
28 00:01:21,623 00:01:24,334 (indistinct chatter) (indistinct chatter)
29 00:01:28,630 00:01:30,048 (both gasp) (both gasp)
30 00:01:30,090 00:01:32,217 What the hell do you think you're doing?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
31 00:01:32,258 00:01:34,385 (record scratches, music stops) (record scratches, music stops)
32 00:01:34,427 00:01:35,929 (crowd clamoring) (crowd clamoring)
33 00:01:35,970 00:01:37,722 Better question. Better question.
34 00:01:37,764 00:01:39,766 Who are you? Who are you?
35 00:01:40,975 00:01:42,685 It's a long story. It's a long story.
36 00:01:42,727 00:01:44,813 [ALARIC] This is all very confusing. [ALARIC] This is all very confusing.
37 00:01:44,854 00:01:46,439 [HOPE] Because you're drunk. [HOPE] Because you're drunk.
38 00:01:46,481 00:01:47,816 And I really need you to focus. And I really need you to focus.
39 00:01:47,857 00:01:49,400 This is a matter of life and death. This is a matter of life and death.
40 00:01:49,442 00:01:51,402 First things first... I'm only buzzed. First things first... I'm only buzzed.
41 00:01:51,444 00:01:52,821 Secondly, you haven't told any Secondly, you haven't told any
42 00:01:52,862 00:01:54,614 of us why we should believe anything of us why we should believe anything
43 00:01:54,656 00:01:55,949 that you said, Miss... that you said, Miss...
44 00:01:55,990 00:01:57,659 Hope, right? Hope, right?
45 00:01:57,700 00:01:59,536 Mikaelson, actually. Klaus's daughter. Mikaelson, actually. Klaus's daughter.
46 00:01:59,577 00:02:01,412 [LIZZIE] Vampires can't have babies. [LIZZIE] Vampires can't have babies.
47 00:02:01,454 00:02:04,040 Anyone else thinking that she's a monster? Anyone else thinking that she's a monster?
48 00:02:04,082 00:02:05,583 [HOPE] I know why you'd think that, [HOPE] I know why you'd think that,
49 00:02:05,625 00:02:07,127 because I know that Malivore monsters exits. because I know that Malivore monsters exits.
50 00:02:07,168 00:02:09,003 I know that the reason why you're celebrating I know that the reason why you're celebrating
51 00:02:09,045 00:02:10,338 is because you just defeated them. is because you just defeated them.
52 00:02:10,380 00:02:11,798 I also know that you're a witch. I also know that you're a witch.
53 00:02:11,840 00:02:13,424 An annoyed witch probably wondering why An annoyed witch probably wondering why
54 00:02:13,466 00:02:15,426 MG's off with Alyssa Chang instead of you. MG's off with Alyssa Chang instead of you.
55 00:02:15,468 00:02:17,846 Or psychic. Or psychic.
56 00:02:17,887 00:02:19,722 (whispering) She's totally psychic. (whispering) She's totally psychic.
57 00:02:20,431 00:02:21,432 You're a vampire. You're a vampire.
58 00:02:22,183 00:02:23,935 I'm doubling down on drunk. I'm doubling down on drunk.
59 00:02:23,977 00:02:25,895 (stammers) (stammers)
Also a witch. 60 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,730 Actually, I gave up my magic. 60 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,730 Actually, I gave up my magic.
61 00:02:27,772 00:02:30,108 That's gonna make this more difficult. That's gonna make this more difficult.
62 00:02:30,150 00:02:32,318 Make what more difficult? Do you remember that spell Make what more difficult? Do you remember that spell
63 00:02:32,360 00:02:33,653 that Josie did to get rid of the oni? that Josie did to get rid of the oni?
64 00:02:33,695 00:02:35,071 Which I know about, clearly. Which I know about, clearly.
65 00:02:35,113 00:02:36,781 Listen, we don't doubt what you know. Listen, we don't doubt what you know.
66 00:02:36,823 00:02:38,867 We just doubt how you know it. We just doubt how you know it.
67 00:02:38,908 00:02:40,785 I promise. I promise.
68 00:02:40,827 00:02:43,163 Landon means a lot to you, too. Landon means a lot to you, too.
69 00:02:45,623 00:02:47,584 I believe you. I believe you.
70 00:02:47,625 00:02:51,004 And I can teach it to you if it's okay with my dad. And I can teach it to you if it's okay with my dad.
71 00:02:54,924 00:02:59,010 Edit & Cleaned By M_I_S www.opensubtitles.org ♪ ♪ Edit & Cleaned By M_I_S www.opensubtitles.org ♪ ♪
72 00:03:03,725 00:03:06,269 [ALARIC] The Salvatore School was built [ALARIC] The Salvatore School was built
73 00:03:06,311 00:03:09,731 for one purpose-- to protect young vampires, witches for one purpose-- to protect young vampires, witches
74 00:03:09,772 00:03:12,525 and werewolves from a world that would do them harm. and werewolves from a world that would do them harm.
75 00:03:12,567 00:03:16,279 But it has grown beyond that mission. But it has grown beyond that mission.
76 00:03:16,321 00:03:19,365 Recently my students were forced to save the very world Recently my students were forced to save the very world
77 00:03:19,407 00:03:20,992 that has forced them into hiding. that has forced them into hiding.
78 00:03:21,034 00:03:22,744 And we lost one of our own. And we lost one of our own.
79 00:03:22,785 00:03:26,080 Now we intend to find him, no matter what the cost. Now we intend to find him, no matter what the cost.
80 00:03:26,122 00:03:28,499 So school's out until we do. So school's out until we do.
81 00:03:28,541 00:03:31,294 There was a time when I would have told you that one life is There was a time when I would have told you that one life is
82 00:03:31,336 00:03:33,880 a small price to pay for saving an entire town. a small price to pay for saving an entire town.
83 00:03:33,922 00:03:35,548 But then I became a father. But then I became a father.
84 00:03:35,590 00:03:38,927 A father figure to my students. A father figure to my students.
85 00:03:38,968 00:03:40,178 (yawns) (yawns)
86 00:03:40,220 00:03:41,930 And we will not rest And we will not rest
87 00:03:41,971 00:03:44,807 until we know what happened to Landon Kirby. until we know what happened to Landon Kirby.
88 00:03:52,690 00:03:54,776 (phone buzzing, chiming) (phone buzzing, chiming)
89 00:04:09,582 00:04:11,668 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
90 00:04:19,509 00:04:20,468 Hope. Hope.
91 00:04:21,761 00:04:23,596 I've got an idea. I've got an idea.
92 00:04:23,638 00:04:25,723 (crickets chirping) (crickets chirping)
93 00:04:26,724 00:04:28,810 (car doors close) (car doors close)
94 00:04:30,895 00:04:32,981 (bell jingles) (bell jingles)
95 00:04:34,899 00:04:36,567 We're looking for Pinky. We're looking for Pinky.
96 00:04:36,609 00:04:38,820 You found him. You found him.
97 00:04:38,861 00:04:41,072 But I'm closed. But I'm closed.
[HOPE] Weird.
98 00:04:41,114 00:04:43,199 Your sign says you're open 24 hours a day. Your sign says you're open 24 hours a day.
99 00:04:43,241 00:04:44,951 Been meaning to get a new sign. Been meaning to get a new sign.
100 00:04:44,993 00:04:47,453 Well, we'll be gone as soon as we have what we came for. Well, we'll be gone as soon as we have what we came for.
101 00:04:47,495 00:04:48,579 (chuckles) (chuckles)
102 00:04:53,835 00:04:55,461 What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
103 00:04:55,503 00:04:56,879 Well, a gift for you, I'm guessing. Well, a gift for you, I'm guessing.
104 00:04:56,921 00:04:58,089 A little young, don't you think, pal? A little young, don't you think, pal?
105 00:04:58,131 00:04:59,632 Oh, gross. Oh, gross.
106 00:04:59,674 00:05:01,301 Hey, it's none of my business. Hey, it's none of my business.
107 00:05:01,342 00:05:02,593 Because your real business is selling black-market Because your real business is selling black-market
108 00:05:02,635 00:05:04,387 supernatural artifacts. supernatural artifacts.
109 00:05:06,806 00:05:09,600 The kid should wait in the car. The kid should wait in the car.
110 00:05:10,977 00:05:13,062 That won't be necessary. That won't be necessary.
111 00:05:14,856 00:05:16,190 Yeah. Yeah.
112 00:05:16,232 00:05:17,608 I see that. I see that.
113 00:05:17,650 00:05:19,569 Why don't you l-lock the door? Why don't you l-lock the door?
114 00:05:26,034 00:05:27,368 It's not in here. It's not in here.
115 00:05:27,410 00:05:28,369 Then try being a little more specific Then try being a little more specific
116 00:05:28,411 00:05:29,370 about what you're after. about what you're after.
117 00:05:29,412 00:05:30,413 All we know is that it's All we know is that it's
118 00:05:30,455 00:05:31,497 some sort of vessel. some sort of vessel.
119 00:05:31,539 00:05:33,374 Like a ship? Like a jar. Like a ship? Like a jar.
120 00:05:33,416 00:05:35,543 Or a container or a vase. Or a container or a vase.
121 00:05:35,585 00:05:38,629 Look, the translation's been a bit of a bitch. Look, the translation's been a bit of a bitch.
122 00:05:38,671 00:05:40,256 But maybe you've heard the story. But maybe you've heard the story.
123 00:05:40,298 00:05:41,466 Whatever's inside this thing Whatever's inside this thing
124 00:05:41,507 00:05:43,092 "can grant your heart's most "can grant your heart's most
125 00:05:43,134 00:05:44,385 impossible desire," impossible desire,"
126 00:05:44,427 00:05:45,803 and that's a direct quote... I think. and that's a direct quote... I think.
127 00:05:45,845 00:05:47,221 Buddy... Buddy...
128 00:05:47,263 00:05:49,015 if-if I had something like that, if-if I had something like that,
129 00:05:49,057 00:05:51,017 why would I sell it? why would I sell it?
130 00:05:51,059 00:05:53,436 You do... and you will. You do... and you will.
131 00:05:53,478 00:05:55,938 Your heart started to race when you found out what it does. Your heart started to race when you found out what it does.
132 00:05:55,980 00:05:58,441 I heard it, which means that you I heard it, which means that you
133 00:05:58,483 00:06:00,985 still have it, so now we're just negotiating the price. still have it, so now we're just negotiating the price.
134 00:06:03,488 00:06:04,572 Then here's my offer. Then here's my offer.
135 00:06:05,573 00:06:07,075 You don't make another move. You don't make another move.
136 00:06:07,116 00:06:08,076 (chuckles) (chuckles)
137 00:06:08,117 00:06:09,827 Sorry, pal. Sorry, pal.
138 00:06:09,869 00:06:11,371 But it looks like you brought a knife to a gun fight. But it looks like you brought a knife to a gun fight.
139 00:06:11,412 00:06:12,705 It's a ballistic knife. It's a ballistic knife.
140 00:06:13,414 00:06:15,500 So put the shotgun down or you're gonna get this blade So put the shotgun down or you're gonna get this blade
141 00:06:15,541 00:06:16,834 shot through your skull. shot through your skull.
142 00:06:16,876 00:06:17,960 (chanting) Tenebris (chanting) Tenebris
143 00:06:18,002 00:06:20,463 anima vestra contundito mortem... anima vestra contundito mortem...
144 00:06:20,505 00:06:22,632 (continues chanting in ancient language) (continues chanting in ancient language)
145 00:06:24,217 00:06:25,343 All right, Hope, stop. All right, Hope, stop.
146 00:06:25,385 00:06:26,427 That's a death spell, Hope, don't! That's a death spell, Hope, don't!
147 00:06:27,095 00:06:29,972 Hey, man, get out of here-- the spell won't work Hey, man, get out of here-- the spell won't work
148 00:06:30,014 00:06:31,224 if she can't see you. if she can't see you.
149 00:06:31,265 00:06:32,850 (grunting) (grunting)
150 00:06:32,892 00:06:34,894 (bell jingles) (bell jingles)
151 00:06:34,936 00:06:36,646 Relax. Relax.
152 00:06:36,687 00:06:38,940 I was just scaring him. And me. I was just scaring him. And me.
153 00:06:38,981 00:06:40,691 You promised me that we would do whatever it takes You promised me that we would do whatever it takes
154 00:06:40,733 00:06:43,027 to get Landon back. This is what it takes. to get Landon back. This is what it takes.
155 00:06:44,112 00:06:45,321 Get the hell out of my way. Get the hell out of my way.
156 00:06:47,281 00:06:49,367 (engine starts) (engine starts)
157 00:06:52,912 00:06:55,373 (singsongy) Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! (singsongy) Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!
158 00:06:55,415 00:06:58,376 You're up early and in a good mood. You're up early and in a good mood.
159 00:06:58,418 00:07:00,378 What's wrong? Nothing. What's wrong? Nothing.
160 00:07:00,420 00:07:03,714 Unless you consider astral projecting into a prison world Unless you consider astral projecting into a prison world
161 00:07:03,756 00:07:05,341 to search for your frenemy's goo-ified to search for your frenemy's goo-ified
162 00:07:05,383 00:07:07,135 phoenix boyfriend problematic. phoenix boyfriend problematic.
163 00:07:07,176 00:07:08,511 That sounds dangerous. That sounds dangerous.
164 00:07:08,553 00:07:10,138 What did Dad say? What did Dad say?
165 00:07:10,179 00:07:11,597 It was his idea. It was his idea.
166 00:07:11,639 00:07:13,141 Something about how Something about how
167 00:07:13,182 00:07:15,143 the monsters seem to return to Malivore after the monsters seem to return to Malivore after
168 00:07:15,184 00:07:17,103 we destroy them, and Malivore himself we destroy them, and Malivore himself
169 00:07:17,145 00:07:19,355 being locked away inside of the prison world, blah, blah, blah. being locked away inside of the prison world, blah, blah, blah.
170 00:07:19,397 00:07:20,857 But on the bright side, But on the bright side,
171 00:07:20,898 00:07:23,818 it means that Dad trusts us more than ever. it means that Dad trusts us more than ever.
172 00:07:25,736 00:07:29,115 Lizzie, I don't eat bacon since I was a pig in a fairy tale. Lizzie, I don't eat bacon since I was a pig in a fairy tale.
173 00:07:29,157 00:07:31,784 And I don't do magic. And I don't do magic.
174 00:07:31,826 00:07:33,453 And besides, I have to go. And besides, I have to go.
175 00:07:33,494 00:07:35,580 Go where? I-I can take the bacon off. Go where? I-I can take the bacon off.
176 00:07:35,621 00:07:37,081 On the tour, remember? On the tour, remember?
177 00:07:37,123 00:07:38,958 To Mystic Falls High. Oh, yeah. To Mystic Falls High. Oh, yeah.
178 00:07:39,000 00:07:40,793 Orientation. Orientation.
179 00:07:40,835 00:07:42,879 I guess that explains the outfit. I guess that explains the outfit.
180 00:07:42,920 00:07:44,755 Is there something wrong with it? Is there something wrong with it?
181 00:07:44,797 00:07:46,174 Oh, speaking of fashion, we are getting Oh, speaking of fashion, we are getting
182 00:07:46,215 00:07:48,009 new uniforms for the flag football team. new uniforms for the flag football team.
183 00:07:48,050 00:07:50,720 Should I put you down as a Stallion or a Timberwolf Should I put you down as a Stallion or a Timberwolf
184 00:07:50,761 00:07:53,264 or one of each, just in case? or one of each, just in case?
185 00:07:53,306 00:07:55,475 Uh, I'll get back to you on that. Uh, I'll get back to you on that.
186 00:07:55,516 00:07:57,226 But good luck today. But good luck today.
187 00:07:57,268 00:07:58,519 You, too. You, too.
188 00:07:58,561 00:08:00,938 Mean it. Mean it.
189 00:08:03,316 00:08:05,776 Oh, this smells amazing. Oh, this smells amazing.
190 00:08:05,818 00:08:08,821 Can I have a breakfast sammy to go? Can I have a breakfast sammy to go?
191 00:08:08,863 00:08:10,740 And yet again, And yet again,
192 00:08:10,781 00:08:12,658 I ask, "Go where?" I ask, "Go where?"
193 00:08:12,700 00:08:14,535 Well, it's been so weird with Landon being gone Well, it's been so weird with Landon being gone
194 00:08:14,577 00:08:16,287 here lately. here lately.
195 00:08:16,329 00:08:17,872 The couple of us that stayed behind The couple of us that stayed behind
196 00:08:17,914 00:08:19,248 after school went on break, we've tried after school went on break, we've tried
197 00:08:19,290 00:08:20,541 everything, but... everything, but...
198 00:08:20,583 00:08:22,293 we just keep coming up empty. we just keep coming up empty.
199 00:08:22,335 00:08:24,003 So I rented a place So I rented a place
200 00:08:24,045 00:08:26,631 for a couple of days with a pool so we could, for a couple of days with a pool so we could,
201 00:08:26,672 00:08:28,341 you know, get away and reset. you know, get away and reset.
202 00:08:28,382 00:08:30,718 Mm, I-I was gonna invite you... Mm, I-I was gonna invite you...
203 00:08:30,760 00:08:32,512 But Alyssa Chang But Alyssa Chang
204 00:08:32,553 00:08:34,639 didn't think it would be a good idea. didn't think it would be a good idea.
205 00:08:36,182 00:08:39,393 Well, do you need help washing the dishes or something Well, do you need help washing the dishes or something
206 00:08:39,435 00:08:40,895 before I go? before I go?
207 00:08:40,937 00:08:42,271 Yes. Yes.
208 00:08:43,356 00:08:45,608 To the "something." To the "something."
209 00:08:45,650 00:08:47,818 [KALEB] Good news, bad news. [KALEB] Good news, bad news.
210 00:08:47,860 00:08:49,487 I can tell you need the good news first, I can tell you need the good news first,
211 00:08:49,529 00:08:50,947 so I found your truck. so I found your truck.
212 00:08:50,988 00:08:52,949 [ALARIC] Well, that was fast. [ALARIC] Well, that was fast.
213 00:08:52,990 00:08:55,576 They call it vamp speed for a reason, Doc. They call it vamp speed for a reason, Doc.
214 00:08:55,618 00:08:57,245 As much as I'd like to take the credit, As much as I'd like to take the credit,
215 00:08:57,286 00:08:58,704 your ex-girlfriend actually did most of the work. your ex-girlfriend actually did most of the work.
216 00:08:58,746 00:09:00,665 (sighs) And how is Mac? (sighs) And how is Mac?
217 00:09:00,706 00:09:02,333 Well, about as well as you are. Well, about as well as you are.
218 00:09:02,375 00:09:04,460 New job in Savannah's working out for her. New job in Savannah's working out for her.
219 00:09:04,502 00:09:06,921 But I think that you should give her a call sometime. But I think that you should give her a call sometime.
220 00:09:06,963 00:09:08,297 Yeah, if she wanted to see or hear Yeah, if she wanted to see or hear
221 00:09:08,339 00:09:09,674 from me, she wouldn't have left town. from me, she wouldn't have left town.
222 00:09:09,715 00:09:11,842 I'm gonna give it to you straight, Doc. I'm gonna give it to you straight, Doc.
223 00:09:11,884 00:09:13,469 You're the one that chose to tell her that Mystic Falls You're the one that chose to tell her that Mystic Falls
224 00:09:13,511 00:09:14,929 was overrun with supernaturals. was overrun with supernaturals.
225 00:09:14,971 00:09:16,305 Which is why I don't blame her Which is why I don't blame her
226 00:09:16,347 00:09:18,099 for making the decision she did. for making the decision she did.
227 00:09:18,140 00:09:20,268 I was just trying to embrace honesty. I was just trying to embrace honesty.
228 00:09:20,309 00:09:22,520 Turns out, it's not much of a hugger. Turns out, it's not much of a hugger.
229 00:09:22,562 00:09:23,854 Okay, well, then tell me the truth. Okay, well, then tell me the truth.
230 00:09:23,896 00:09:25,147 How'd you let some janky pawnshop How'd you let some janky pawnshop
231 00:09:25,189 00:09:26,607 owner jack your ride? owner jack your ride?
232 00:09:26,649 00:09:28,067 It's a long story. (Kaleb groans, spits) It's a long story. (Kaleb groans, spits)
233 00:09:28,109 00:09:29,443 So how about the bad news? So how about the bad news?
234 00:09:29,485 00:09:30,778 Boiled peanuts are nasty. Boiled peanuts are nasty.
235 00:09:30,820 00:09:32,446 [HOPE] Mm, Dr. Saltzman? [HOPE] Mm, Dr. Saltzman?
236 00:09:32,488 00:09:34,031 Oh, and also I got to be the third wheel Oh, and also I got to be the third wheel
237 00:09:34,073 00:09:35,324 at MG and Alyssa's pool party. at MG and Alyssa's pool party.
238 00:09:35,366 00:09:36,617 Hey, listen, I got to call you back. Hey, listen, I got to call you back.
239 00:09:36,659 00:09:38,786 (clears throat) Good morning. (clears throat) Good morning.
240 00:09:38,828 00:09:41,080 Now, before you kick my ass, Now, before you kick my ass,
241 00:09:41,122 00:09:44,166 I have another idea. I have another idea.
242 00:09:46,419 00:09:48,045 Okay. Okay.
243 00:09:48,087 00:09:49,422 Can I kick your ass now? Can I kick your ass now?
244 00:09:49,463 00:09:50,840 Not until you hear me out. Not until you hear me out.
245 00:09:50,881 00:09:53,551 This is the therapy box. It creates scenarios. This is the therapy box. It creates scenarios.
246 00:09:53,593 00:09:55,386 Trust me, I know. Trust me, I know.
247 00:09:55,428 00:09:56,846 The last time I was forced to use it, The last time I was forced to use it,
248 00:09:56,887 00:09:58,306 it turned me into a brassy barmaid it turned me into a brassy barmaid
249 00:09:58,347 00:09:59,765 and made me realize and made me realize
250 00:09:59,807 00:10:01,642 my relationship with Landon was doomed. my relationship with Landon was doomed.
251 00:10:01,684 00:10:03,185 Meaning it wasn't wrong. Meaning it wasn't wrong.
252 00:10:03,227 00:10:06,022 We're un-dooming things, remember? We're un-dooming things, remember?
253 00:10:06,063 00:10:07,565 I called Professor Vardemus. I called Professor Vardemus.
254 00:10:07,607 00:10:08,733 He said there's a single user setting. He said there's a single user setting.
255 00:10:08,774 00:10:09,859 Great, so then Great, so then
256 00:10:09,900 00:10:11,777 I'll just be lonely and annoyed. I'll just be lonely and annoyed.
257 00:10:11,819 00:10:13,821 The group setting created a simulation designed The group setting created a simulation designed
258 00:10:13,863 00:10:16,365 to resolve what everyone's subconscious was dealing with. to resolve what everyone's subconscious was dealing with.
259 00:10:16,407 00:10:17,867 But if it's just you in there, But if it's just you in there,
260 00:10:17,908 00:10:20,119 it should create one to deal with it should create one to deal with
261 00:10:20,161 00:10:21,495 your specific problem. your specific problem.
262 00:10:21,537 00:10:22,788 How to get Landon back. How to get Landon back.
263 00:10:22,830 00:10:24,248 You're giving You're giving
264 00:10:24,290 00:10:25,791 my subconscious an awful lot of credit. my subconscious an awful lot of credit.
265 00:10:25,833 00:10:27,418 Or maybe I'm just desperate. Or maybe I'm just desperate.
266 00:10:27,460 00:10:29,837 Whatever it takes, right? Whatever it takes, right?
267 00:10:37,303 00:10:39,096 (creaks) (creaks)
268 00:10:40,723 00:10:42,808 Ready, player one. Ready, player one.
269 00:10:51,442 00:10:52,568 (groans) (groans)
270 00:10:52,610 00:10:55,029 (wind whistling) (wind whistling)
271 00:11:00,951 00:11:03,537 [LIZZIE] So, how was it? [LIZZIE] So, how was it?
272 00:11:03,579 00:11:05,748 Ugh, my head. Ugh, my head.
273 00:11:05,790 00:11:07,750 How was what? How was what?
274 00:11:07,792 00:11:10,211 Looks like somebody had a little bit too much to drink. Looks like somebody had a little bit too much to drink.
275 00:11:10,252 00:11:12,588 I'll get you some water, as soon as you tell me I'll get you some water, as soon as you tell me
276 00:11:12,630 00:11:15,508 all about porking Landon. all about porking Landon.
277 00:11:15,549 00:11:16,634 I don't know where to start. I don't know where to start.
278 00:11:16,676 00:11:18,177 Hey, it's okay. Hey, it's okay.
279 00:11:18,219 00:11:20,262 First times, worst times, am I right? First times, worst times, am I right?
280 00:11:20,304 00:11:22,848 But you are the one who chose to punch her V-card But you are the one who chose to punch her V-card
281 00:11:22,890 00:11:26,018 in the creepy-ass cabin of the Mystic Falls maintenance man. in the creepy-ass cabin of the Mystic Falls maintenance man.
282 00:11:26,060 00:11:27,978 So own it. So own it.
283 00:11:28,020 00:11:30,564 Did you know that the locals think he haunts this place? Did you know that the locals think he haunts this place?
284 00:11:30,606 00:11:32,858 He drowned in Salvatore Lake, like, years ago, He drowned in Salvatore Lake, like, years ago,
285 00:11:32,900 00:11:34,860 but they say that you can still hear him but they say that you can still hear him
286 00:11:34,902 00:11:38,406 in the woods at night, clinking his tools. in the woods at night, clinking his tools.
287 00:11:38,447 00:11:40,658 Lizzie, stop. You're scaring me. Lizzie, stop. You're scaring me.
288 00:11:40,700 00:11:42,118 All right, well, All right, well,
289 00:11:42,159 00:11:44,036 then we should change the subject. then we should change the subject.
290 00:11:44,078 00:11:45,871 (whispers) Back to you and Landon. (whispers) Back to you and Landon.
291 00:11:45,913 00:11:47,415 I, um... I, um...
292 00:11:47,456 00:11:51,794 I don't remember anything about tonight. I don't remember anything about tonight.
293 00:11:51,836 00:11:53,629 Of course not. Of course not.
294 00:11:53,671 00:11:58,008 Because Hope Mikaelson is so sweet and smart and sensible. Because Hope Mikaelson is so sweet and smart and sensible.
295 00:11:58,050 00:12:02,263 And she would never make a mistake like Lizzie Saltzman And she would never make a mistake like Lizzie Saltzman
296 00:12:02,304 00:12:04,932 and risk losing her Best Babysitter License. and risk losing her Best Babysitter License.
297 00:12:04,974 00:12:06,225 Here's your bra. Here's your bra.
298 00:12:06,267 00:12:08,060 Uh... Uh...
299 00:12:08,102 00:12:10,104 Wait a sec-- why did we come to the lake? Wait a sec-- why did we come to the lake?
300 00:12:10,146 00:12:11,397 Ask Landon. He's probably off somewhere Ask Landon. He's probably off somewhere
301 00:12:11,439 00:12:14,233 writing a song about banging you. writing a song about banging you.
302 00:12:15,609 00:12:18,237 The next time that you decide to get amnesia, The next time that you decide to get amnesia,
303 00:12:18,279 00:12:20,030 just remember that my sister dated him, just remember that my sister dated him,
304 00:12:20,072 00:12:22,032 and she has feelings, too. and she has feelings, too.
305 00:12:22,074 00:12:23,701 And it would totally gut her to know And it would totally gut her to know
306 00:12:23,743 00:12:25,661 that this meant nothing to you. (gasps) that this meant nothing to you. (gasps)
307 00:12:36,547 00:12:38,591 (screams) (screams)
308 00:12:47,266 00:12:50,144 (grunts, shouts) (grunts, shouts)
309 00:12:57,902 00:12:59,278 (wind whistling) (wind whistling)
310 00:13:00,821 00:13:02,865 (MG) Look at all this destruction. (MG) Look at all this destruction.
311 00:13:02,907 00:13:05,910 It's like a bomb went off in Mystic Falls. It's like a bomb went off in Mystic Falls.
312 00:13:05,951 00:13:07,578 A Malibomb. A Malibomb.
313 00:13:07,620 00:13:10,206 They call these things prison worlds for a reason. They call these things prison worlds for a reason.
314 00:13:10,247 00:13:12,708 Malivore's probably trying to find a way out. Malivore's probably trying to find a way out.
315 00:13:12,750 00:13:16,879 I thought we were done with that guy, thing, whatever. I thought we were done with that guy, thing, whatever.
316 00:13:16,921 00:13:18,380 Or maybe he's just lonely, Or maybe he's just lonely,
317 00:13:18,422 00:13:20,633 so he spends his days puking up monsters. so he spends his days puking up monsters.
318 00:13:20,674 00:13:22,051 (clattering) (clattering)
319 00:13:22,092 00:13:23,052 Ooh. Ooh.
320 00:13:23,093 00:13:25,137 (snarling) (snarling)
321 00:13:26,222 00:13:28,182 (shrieks) Relax. (shrieks) Relax.
322 00:13:28,224 00:13:30,184 We're astral projecting. Remember? We're astral projecting. Remember?
323 00:13:30,226 00:13:31,602 It can't see, It can't see,
324 00:13:31,644 00:13:33,354 touch or hurt us. touch or hurt us.
325 00:13:33,395 00:13:36,357 (screeches) (screeches)
326 00:13:38,484 00:13:40,069 Then let's just, uh, Then let's just, uh,
327 00:13:40,110 00:13:42,071 forget that I made that sound. forget that I made that sound.
328 00:13:42,112 00:13:43,989 You know what I'd like to forget about? You know what I'd like to forget about?
329 00:13:44,031 00:13:46,158 You and Alyssa Chang. You and Alyssa Chang.
330 00:13:46,200 00:13:47,993 But we never really talked about that. But we never really talked about that.
331 00:13:48,035 00:13:49,453 How's it going? How's it going?
332 00:13:49,495 00:13:50,871 Cool. Cool.
333 00:13:50,913 00:13:52,039 It's-it's-it's cool. It's-it's-it's cool.
334 00:13:52,081 00:13:54,041 We're cool. We're cool.
335 00:13:54,083 00:13:57,044 Well, it wasn't cool of her to destroy the ascendant Well, it wasn't cool of her to destroy the ascendant
336 00:13:57,086 00:14:00,005 that we used to make this world without telling anyone. that we used to make this world without telling anyone.
337 00:14:00,047 00:14:02,758 I don't really want to get into any of that. I don't really want to get into any of that.
338 00:14:02,800 00:14:04,343 So if we could get on So if we could get on
339 00:14:04,385 00:14:05,928 with looking for Landon? with looking for Landon?
340 00:14:05,970 00:14:08,222 Oh, that's not why I brought you here. Oh, that's not why I brought you here.
341 00:14:08,264 00:14:10,307 Then why did you? One, because I needed Then why did you? One, because I needed
342 00:14:10,349 00:14:11,976 a supernatural source to siphon a supernatural source to siphon
343 00:14:12,017 00:14:13,727 to power the astral projection spell. to power the astral projection spell.
344 00:14:13,769 00:14:15,771 And two, what we're really trying to find And two, what we're really trying to find
345 00:14:15,813 00:14:19,942 is a way to convince Josie to stay at the Salvatore School. is a way to convince Josie to stay at the Salvatore School.
346 00:14:21,443 00:14:23,028 (buzzes) (buzzes)
347 00:14:23,070 00:14:24,738 [FINCH (over intercom)] Can I help you? [FINCH (over intercom)] Can I help you?
348 00:14:24,780 00:14:27,491 Hi. My name is Josette Saltzman. Hi. My name is Josette Saltzman.
349 00:14:27,533 00:14:29,243 I'm here for the orientation tour. I'm here for the orientation tour.
350 00:14:29,285 00:14:31,245 I'll be right out. I'll be right out.
351 00:14:31,287 00:14:33,664 Actually, there's no need. Actually, there's no need.
352 00:14:33,706 00:14:36,709 I'm dealing with, um, a family emergency, I'm dealing with, um, a family emergency,
353 00:14:36,750 00:14:38,252 so there's been a change of plans so there's been a change of plans
354 00:14:38,294 00:14:40,462 and I won't be attending classes here after all. and I won't be attending classes here after all.
355 00:14:40,504 00:14:41,881 (rapid footsteps) (rapid footsteps)
356 00:14:41,922 00:14:43,215 Ethan? Ethan?
357 00:14:44,592 00:14:45,968 Josie Saltzman. Josie Saltzman.
358 00:14:46,010 00:14:47,511 I guess we should probably know I guess we should probably know
359 00:14:47,553 00:14:48,804 each other better by now. I mean, each other better by now. I mean,
360 00:14:48,846 00:14:50,389 your dad was dating my mom your dad was dating my mom
361 00:14:50,431 00:14:52,349 and my sister had that huge crush on you. and my sister had that huge crush on you.
362 00:14:53,809 00:14:58,355 But not so huge that you noticed. Sweet. But not so huge that you noticed. Sweet.
363 00:14:58,397 00:15:00,900 (laughs softly) Water under the bridge, right? (laughs softly) Water under the bridge, right?
364 00:15:00,941 00:15:02,401 I heard your family left town. I heard your family left town.
365 00:15:02,443 00:15:03,986 They did. I would have gone with, They did. I would have gone with,
366 00:15:04,028 00:15:06,697 but the town they moved to already has a QB1. but the town they moved to already has a QB1.
367 00:15:06,739 00:15:09,074 Oh, so you're quarterback here? That's great. It will be, Oh, so you're quarterback here? That's great. It will be,
368 00:15:09,116 00:15:11,410 once I beat out the guy Coach thinks is gonna start. once I beat out the guy Coach thinks is gonna start.
369 00:15:11,452 00:15:12,912 (door squeaks) (door squeaks)
370 00:15:14,163 00:15:15,915 I got to go, Jo. I got to go, Jo.
371 00:15:22,296 00:15:24,548 Name's Finch. Name's Finch.
372 00:15:24,590 00:15:26,717 I'm Jo...Josette Saltzman. I'm Jo...Josette Saltzman.
373 00:15:26,759 00:15:28,594 You told me. You told me.
374 00:15:28,636 00:15:30,721 Ready for that tour? Ready for that tour?
375 00:15:35,935 00:15:38,020 (footsteps approaching) (footsteps approaching)
376 00:15:40,731 00:15:42,066 [ETHAN] Let me help. [ETHAN] Let me help.
377 00:15:45,527 00:15:47,112 I'm Ethan. I know. I'm Ethan. I know.
378 00:15:48,197 00:15:49,949 You're the quarterback, rebel. You're the quarterback, rebel.
379 00:15:49,990 00:15:52,034 Dirt bike rider. Everybody knows. Dirt bike rider. Everybody knows.
380 00:15:52,076 00:15:55,621 Well, in that case, it's nice to meet you, too, Hope Mikaelson. Well, in that case, it's nice to meet you, too, Hope Mikaelson.
381 00:15:55,663 00:15:57,498 How do you know my n...? Okay, it doesn't matter. How do you know my n...? Okay, it doesn't matter.
382 00:15:57,539 00:15:59,833 Point is, is that you can't be out here, alone in the woods, Point is, is that you can't be out here, alone in the woods,
383 00:15:59,875 00:16:01,460 doing hot guy stuff. doing hot guy stuff.
384 00:16:01,502 00:16:03,253 It's just not safe. Uh, It's just not safe. Uh,
385 00:16:03,295 00:16:05,506 let me guess. The Mystic Falls maintenance man? let me guess. The Mystic Falls maintenance man?
386 00:16:05,547 00:16:07,132 Mm-hmm. Sorry, Mm-hmm. Sorry,
387 00:16:07,174 00:16:09,426 but I just finished pitching my tent, but I just finished pitching my tent,
388 00:16:09,468 00:16:11,220 so I'll take my chances. so I'll take my chances.
389 00:16:11,261 00:16:13,931 He's real, Ethan. He just killed Lizzie Saltzman. He's real, Ethan. He just killed Lizzie Saltzman.
390 00:16:13,973 00:16:15,391 I need to find Landon. I need to find Landon.
391 00:16:15,432 00:16:17,935 (chuckles) So you're still with that guy? (chuckles) So you're still with that guy?
392 00:16:17,977 00:16:20,062 That's your takeaway? Of course I am. That's your takeaway? Of course I am.
393 00:16:20,104 00:16:21,605 Why wouldn't I be? Why wouldn't I be?
Because dating 394 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,691 is like a passing play. 394 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,691 is like a passing play.
395 00:16:23,732 00:16:26,443 Hope, you have options. And sometimes Hope, you have options. And sometimes
396 00:16:26,485 00:16:30,864 the best one is standing right in front of you, wide open. the best one is standing right in front of you, wide open.
397 00:16:30,906 00:16:33,158 Okay, there is no time for me to even attempt Okay, there is no time for me to even attempt
398 00:16:33,200 00:16:34,576 parsing a football metaphor right now, okay? parsing a football metaphor right now, okay?
399 00:16:34,618 00:16:36,245 You need to go. You need to go.
400 00:16:36,286 00:16:38,080 Well, so do you, because I just saw Landon at the dock Well, so do you, because I just saw Landon at the dock
401 00:16:38,122 00:16:39,289 with Lizzie's sister. with Lizzie's sister.
402 00:16:39,331 00:16:41,041 What were they doing? What were they doing?
403 00:16:42,584 00:16:43,669 (grunting) (grunting)
404 00:16:45,295 00:16:46,588 (screams) (screams)
405 00:16:59,268 00:17:00,227 (screams) (screams)
406 00:17:00,269 00:17:02,146 ("Turn Me Loose" playing) ("Turn Me Loose" playing)
407 00:17:03,939 00:17:05,858 ♪ I was born to run ♪ ♪ I was born to run ♪
408 00:17:05,899 00:17:07,609 ♪ I was born to dream ♪ ♪ I was born to dream ♪
409 00:17:07,651 00:17:09,486 ♪ The craziest boy you ever seen... ♪ ♪ The craziest boy you ever seen... ♪
410 00:17:09,528 00:17:11,905 I don't drink the brown stuff. I don't drink the brown stuff.
411 00:17:11,947 00:17:14,450 [ALARIC] I called ahead. [ALARIC] I called ahead.
412 00:17:14,491 00:17:19,079 Some jackass took my truck. I had to Uber. Some jackass took my truck. I had to Uber.
413 00:17:21,040 00:17:23,000 Might as well take advantage. Might as well take advantage.
414 00:17:23,042 00:17:24,710 ♪ Even on my knees ♪ ♪ Even on my knees ♪
415 00:17:24,752 00:17:27,838 ♪ Makin' love to whoever I please... ♪ ♪ Makin' love to whoever I please... ♪
416 00:17:27,880 00:17:30,299 Good. Good.
417 00:17:30,340 00:17:31,967 I've got something for you, too. I've got something for you, too.
418 00:17:32,009 00:17:35,012 ♪ I gotta do it my... ♪ ♪ I gotta do it my... ♪
419 00:17:35,054 00:17:36,430 Let's make a deal. Let's make a deal.
420 00:17:36,472 00:17:39,016 Where's your little negotiator? Where's your little negotiator?
421 00:17:39,058 00:17:41,769 Dealing with another matter. Dealing with another matter.
422 00:17:44,146 00:17:49,109 ♪ Turn me loose, turn me loose ♪ ♪ Turn me loose, turn me loose ♪
423 00:17:49,151 00:17:50,569 ♪ Turn me loose. ♪ ♪ Turn me loose. ♪
424 00:18:00,579 00:18:02,664 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
425 00:18:02,706 00:18:05,167 Josie? Josie?
426 00:18:05,209 00:18:07,586 Look, I know things Look, I know things
427 00:18:07,628 00:18:09,713 have been weird between us since you and Landon broke up, but... have been weird between us since you and Landon broke up, but...
428 00:18:09,755 00:18:11,423 Who cares about that? There's a killer on the loose. Who cares about that? There's a killer on the loose.
429 00:18:11,465 00:18:13,425 Yes, the maintenance man. Have you seen him? Yes, the maintenance man. Have you seen him?
430 00:18:13,467 00:18:15,052 It was hard to miss him when he tried slicing me in half, It was hard to miss him when he tried slicing me in half,
431 00:18:15,094 00:18:17,262 but Landon saved me, but now he's hurt. but Landon saved me, but now he's hurt.
432 00:18:17,304 00:18:19,848 That's his blood. Oh, my God. Where is he? That's his blood. Oh, my God. Where is he?
433 00:18:19,890 00:18:21,350 He went to the Salvatore Lodge. He went to the Salvatore Lodge.
434 00:18:21,391 00:18:22,976 He went to go find a phone to call my dad. He went to go find a phone to call my dad.
435 00:18:23,018 00:18:24,436 Why didn't you go with him? Why didn't you go with him?
436 00:18:24,478 00:18:25,938 Because that's the difference between us. Because that's the difference between us.
437 00:18:25,979 00:18:28,232 You solve problems. I run away from them. You solve problems. I run away from them.
438 00:18:29,358 00:18:30,609 Okay, get to the sheriff's office. Okay, get to the sheriff's office.
439 00:18:30,651 00:18:31,944 Get help. Get help.
440 00:18:34,947 00:18:36,281 Come with me. Come with me.
441 00:18:36,323 00:18:37,741 I can't. I can't.
442 00:18:37,783 00:18:40,744 I have to solve the problem and find Landon. I have to solve the problem and find Landon.
443 00:18:47,960 00:18:49,711 Jo! Jo!
444 00:18:49,753 00:18:51,964 Jo! Jo!
445 00:19:11,441 00:19:13,235 Face me. Face me.
446 00:19:25,455 00:19:27,040 So Josie wants to go to Mystic Falls, huh? So Josie wants to go to Mystic Falls, huh?
447 00:19:27,082 00:19:28,542 Uh, that's a lot. Uh, that's a lot.
448 00:19:28,584 00:19:30,252 Have you tried telling her Have you tried telling her
449 00:19:30,294 00:19:31,795 how you feel? how you feel?
450 00:19:31,837 00:19:33,589 In my own way. In my own way.
451 00:19:33,630 00:19:36,758 Subtle manipulation and the occasional act Subtle manipulation and the occasional act
452 00:19:36,800 00:19:38,510 of emotional terrorism. of emotional terrorism.
453 00:19:38,552 00:19:41,013 Not that she's even noticed. So that's, Not that she's even noticed. So that's,
454 00:19:41,054 00:19:42,472 that's a no. that's a no.
455 00:19:42,514 00:19:44,474 It's semantics, okay? It's semantics, okay?
456 00:19:44,516 00:19:46,226 You're supposed to be helping me, MG. You're supposed to be helping me, MG.
457 00:19:46,268 00:19:48,437 We need to find a nuclear option, We need to find a nuclear option,
458 00:19:48,478 00:19:50,147 a way to convince Josie that I am right a way to convince Josie that I am right
459 00:19:50,189 00:19:53,525 and she needs to stay at the Salvatore School with me. and she needs to stay at the Salvatore School with me.
460 00:19:53,567 00:19:55,819 Why do you think everything you've tried hasn't worked? Why do you think everything you've tried hasn't worked?
461 00:19:55,861 00:19:57,404 I didn't bring you here I didn't bring you here
462 00:19:57,446 00:19:58,739 to ask questions, okay? to ask questions, okay?
463 00:19:58,780 00:20:01,074 I brought you here to find answers. I brought you here to find answers.
464 00:20:01,116 00:20:04,453 If you can answer that question, If you can answer that question,
465 00:20:04,494 00:20:07,206 I kind of think you'll know what to do next. I kind of think you'll know what to do next.
466 00:20:08,540 00:20:10,042 Now, if it's cool with you, Now, if it's cool with you,
467 00:20:10,083 00:20:12,419 I got to get back. Alyssa's waiting for me. I got to get back. Alyssa's waiting for me.
468 00:20:12,461 00:20:14,129 Well, she can continue to wait, Well, she can continue to wait,
469 00:20:14,171 00:20:16,381 because this is a prison world, and you can't leave because this is a prison world, and you can't leave
470 00:20:16,423 00:20:19,092 until we find what we came for. until we find what we came for.
471 00:20:19,134 00:20:21,094 I came here to find Landon. I came here to find Landon.
472 00:20:21,136 00:20:22,971 So if I'm stuck here, So if I'm stuck here,
473 00:20:23,013 00:20:25,098 that's what I'm gonna do. that's what I'm gonna do.
474 00:20:29,353 00:20:31,438 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
475 00:20:35,108 00:20:37,361 [PINKY] I know this isn't what you want to hear, [PINKY] I know this isn't what you want to hear,
476 00:20:37,402 00:20:39,655 but even if Babe Ruth used this bad boy to slug every homer but even if Babe Ruth used this bad boy to slug every homer
477 00:20:39,696 00:20:42,241 he ever hit, we don't have a deal. he ever hit, we don't have a deal.
478 00:20:42,282 00:20:44,201 What you're after means a lot to me. What you're after means a lot to me.
479 00:20:44,243 00:20:47,204 You see, that's what I don't understand. You see, that's what I don't understand.
480 00:20:47,246 00:20:48,789 You were just aware of this artifact recently. You were just aware of this artifact recently.
481 00:20:48,830 00:20:52,251 And yet here you are, wanting it. And yet here you are, wanting it.
482 00:20:52,292 00:20:54,211 Oh, I've got my reasons. Me, too. Oh, I've got my reasons. Me, too.
483 00:20:54,253 00:20:56,004 Because ever since I got my hands on that thing, Because ever since I got my hands on that thing,
484 00:20:56,046 00:20:58,048 I've been having these dreams. I've been having these dreams.
485 00:20:58,090 00:20:59,841 And I'm not the kind of guy that does that. And I'm not the kind of guy that does that.
486 00:20:59,883 00:21:01,885 I know it must sound crazy to you. I know it must sound crazy to you.
487 00:21:01,927 00:21:04,972 Oh, my bar for crazy is set pretty high. Oh, my bar for crazy is set pretty high.
488 00:21:05,013 00:21:07,474 I know these dreams are gonna come true. I know these dreams are gonna come true.
489 00:21:07,516 00:21:09,726 Like you said, that artifact's gonna grant my heart's Like you said, that artifact's gonna grant my heart's
490 00:21:09,768 00:21:11,478 most impossible desire. most impossible desire.
491 00:21:11,520 00:21:13,313 If I could just figure out how to open the damn thing. If I could just figure out how to open the damn thing.
492 00:21:13,355 00:21:16,483 Well, let me take a look at it. Maybe I can help. Well, let me take a look at it. Maybe I can help.
493 00:21:16,525 00:21:18,735 Thanks for the offer. Thanks for the offer.
494 00:21:18,777 00:21:20,946 Now take your bat and go. Now take your bat and go.
495 00:21:24,783 00:21:27,869 It's not the Bambino's, but it's priceless to me. It's not the Bambino's, but it's priceless to me.
496 00:21:27,911 00:21:32,124 I played in a wooden bat league, summers, high school, I played in a wooden bat league, summers, high school,
497 00:21:32,165 00:21:34,418 and the thing never broke, and the thing never broke,
498 00:21:34,459 00:21:36,420 no matter how hard I'd smash things. no matter how hard I'd smash things.
499 00:21:36,461 00:21:38,547 And I have been doing And I have been doing
500 00:21:38,588 00:21:42,259 a lot of smashing over the years since. a lot of smashing over the years since.
501 00:21:43,385 00:21:46,763 You also stopped that little witch from killing me, so... You also stopped that little witch from killing me, so...
502 00:21:46,805 00:21:49,182 I'm betting you've gone softer than you think. I'm betting you've gone softer than you think.
503 00:21:49,224 00:21:52,644 That little witch has lost more in her life That little witch has lost more in her life
504 00:21:52,686 00:21:54,396 than almost anyone I know. than almost anyone I know.
505 00:21:54,438 00:21:57,816 And I'm here to help her get her heart's desire. And I'm here to help her get her heart's desire.
506 00:21:59,192 00:22:01,320 Trust me when I say Trust me when I say
507 00:22:01,361 00:22:04,573 I am well aware of the line I'm about to cross. I am well aware of the line I'm about to cross.
508 00:22:05,907 00:22:08,493 Now, give me the artifact. Now, give me the artifact.
509 00:22:08,535 00:22:10,787 It doesn't have to go like this. It doesn't have to go like this.
510 00:22:10,829 00:22:12,873 Well, in my experience... Well, in my experience...
511 00:22:12,914 00:22:14,499 it does. it does.
512 00:22:14,541 00:22:16,460 Now... Now...
513 00:22:16,501 00:22:18,253 you're gonna get this bat you're gonna get this bat
514 00:22:18,295 00:22:21,715 one way or the other. one way or the other.
515 00:22:22,883 00:22:24,926 It's your call, Pinky. It's your call, Pinky.
516 00:22:38,607 00:22:40,692 (metallic creaking) (metallic creaking)
517 00:22:49,034 00:22:51,119 (door creaking) (door creaking)
518 00:22:57,876 00:22:59,461 (gasps) (gasps)
519 00:22:59,503 00:23:00,962 Jed, where's Landon? Jed, where's Landon?
520 00:23:01,004 00:23:03,006 (gagging) (gagging)
521 00:23:06,593 00:23:08,929 [LANDON] Hope, is that you? Landon? [LANDON] Hope, is that you? Landon?
522 00:23:08,970 00:23:10,972 Hold on, I'm coming. Hold on, I'm coming.
523 00:23:25,362 00:23:27,572 [LANDON] Hope! Help! [LANDON] Hope! Help!
524 00:23:33,245 00:23:34,746 Landon? Landon?
525 00:23:41,711 00:23:43,130 (weak gasping) (weak gasping)
526 00:23:43,171 00:23:44,631 Dr. Saltzman. Dr. Saltzman.
527 00:23:45,674 00:23:47,300 What-what do I do? What-what do I do?
528 00:23:47,342 00:23:48,885 Hope... Hope...
529 00:23:49,803 00:23:51,179 Landon's... (loud bang) Landon's... (loud bang)
530 00:23:55,851 00:23:57,978 I'm through running. I'm through running.
531 00:23:58,019 00:24:00,355 (banging on door) (banging on door)
532 00:24:02,941 00:24:04,818 You've killed all my friends. You've killed all my friends.
533 00:24:04,860 00:24:07,112 Everyone I love is dead. Everyone I love is dead.
534 00:24:07,154 00:24:08,572 So you won. So you won.
535 00:24:13,702 00:24:15,078 (grunting) (grunting)
536 00:24:31,845 00:24:35,015 Correction: I win. Correction: I win.
537 00:24:43,565 00:24:45,233 (whispers) Landon. (whispers) Landon.
538 00:24:47,986 00:24:49,863 (gasping) (gasping)
539 00:24:52,574 00:24:54,826 (exhales) Ooh... (exhales) Ooh...
540 00:24:56,953 00:24:58,872 (grunts) (grunts)
541 00:24:58,914 00:25:00,499 Whew. Whew.
542 00:25:00,540 00:25:03,502 Now, that is the Hope Mikaelson I know and love. Now, that is the Hope Mikaelson I know and love.
543 00:25:03,543 00:25:05,378 What the hell is happening? What, you still What the hell is happening? What, you still
544 00:25:05,420 00:25:07,881 haven't figured it out? haven't figured it out?
545 00:25:13,720 00:25:15,805 I don't understand. I don't understand.
546 00:25:17,682 00:25:19,476 Come with me. Come with me.
547 00:25:20,936 00:25:22,687 I can help. I can help.
548 00:25:33,657 00:25:35,784 (low growl) (low growl)
549 00:25:35,825 00:25:38,870 You're a hard man to find. You're a hard man to find.
550 00:25:38,912 00:25:41,498 I've been on the move. I've been on the move.
551 00:25:41,540 00:25:43,124 I've been vamping all over town, I've been vamping all over town,
552 00:25:43,166 00:25:44,417 searching for Landon. searching for Landon.
553 00:25:44,459 00:25:45,585 No luck. No luck.
554 00:25:45,627 00:25:47,087 Same. Same.
555 00:25:47,128 00:25:49,089 Not even a chest hair. Not even a chest hair.
556 00:25:49,130 00:25:51,174 I thought you weren't looking. I thought you weren't looking.
557 00:25:52,133 00:25:55,220 And I thought about that question you asked me. And I thought about that question you asked me.
558 00:25:55,262 00:25:57,305 You were right. You were right.
559 00:25:57,347 00:25:58,807 If I want Josie to stay, If I want Josie to stay,
560 00:25:58,848 00:26:01,434 I just need to come out and say it. I just need to come out and say it.
561 00:26:01,476 00:26:03,603 But you don't want to. But you don't want to.
562 00:26:03,645 00:26:05,897 Oh, I totally want to. Oh, I totally want to.
563 00:26:05,939 00:26:08,900 It's just that she wants something else. It's just that she wants something else.
564 00:26:08,942 00:26:11,903 And maybe I have And maybe I have
565 00:26:11,945 00:26:13,905 finally realized that her happiness finally realized that her happiness
566 00:26:13,947 00:26:16,992 is just as important as mine is. is just as important as mine is.
567 00:26:17,033 00:26:20,287 So you're cool with Jo going to Mystic Falls? So you're cool with Jo going to Mystic Falls?
568 00:26:21,663 00:26:24,291 I realized something else, too. I realized something else, too.
569 00:26:24,332 00:26:26,334 The reason I wanted you here, The reason I wanted you here,
570 00:26:26,376 00:26:30,088 the reason I snapped at you... the reason I snapped at you...
571 00:26:30,130 00:26:32,465 it wasn't about Josie. it wasn't about Josie.
572 00:26:32,507 00:26:34,301 It was about... It was about...
573 00:26:34,342 00:26:36,720 what Alyssa swooped in and did, what Alyssa swooped in and did,
574 00:26:36,761 00:26:40,724 before I worked up the courage to stop her. before I worked up the courage to stop her.
575 00:26:44,644 00:26:47,564 Destroying the ascendant. Destroying the ascendant.
576 00:26:49,608 00:26:50,650 (laughs softly) (laughs softly)
577 00:26:52,611 00:26:54,321 Sure. Sure.
578 00:26:56,156 00:26:58,408 Enjoy your pool party. Enjoy your pool party.
579 00:26:58,450 00:26:59,909 Remeo. Remeo.
580 00:26:59,951 00:27:02,162 (takes deep breath) (takes deep breath)
581 00:27:06,499 00:27:08,585 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
582 00:27:26,311 00:27:28,271 You look pretty. You look pretty.
583 00:27:28,313 00:27:30,398 A lot less bloody, at least. A lot less bloody, at least.
584 00:27:32,025 00:27:34,110 (sighs) (sighs)
585 00:27:34,152 00:27:36,821 As much as I'd like to stare into those eyes of yours all night, As much as I'd like to stare into those eyes of yours all night,
586 00:27:36,863 00:27:39,407 we should probably talk about the fact that I killed you we should probably talk about the fact that I killed you
587 00:27:39,449 00:27:41,201 and you're still here. and you're still here.
588 00:27:41,242 00:27:42,911 You're right. You're right.
589 00:27:42,952 00:27:45,288 What really matters is what happened to your friends. What really matters is what happened to your friends.
590 00:27:45,330 00:27:46,706 You murdered them, You murdered them,
591 00:27:46,748 00:27:48,750 then they disappeared. then they disappeared.
So will I, 592 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,670 once you realize that this is all a game. 592 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,670 once you realize that this is all a game.
593 00:27:52,629 00:27:54,881 But what it's trying to teach you But what it's trying to teach you
594 00:27:54,923 00:27:56,758 is very real. is very real.
595 00:27:57,717 00:28:00,470 The therapy box. The therapy box.
596 00:28:00,512 00:28:04,015 Bigger than it looks on the outside, right? Bigger than it looks on the outside, right?
597 00:28:04,057 00:28:05,975 Like you said, Like you said,
598 00:28:06,017 00:28:08,728 your friends died in the scenario it created. your friends died in the scenario it created.
599 00:28:08,770 00:28:10,063 So... So...
600 00:28:10,105 00:28:12,023 what do you think that means? what do you think that means?
601 00:28:12,065 00:28:14,275 I think this game's stupid. I think this game's stupid.
602 00:28:14,317 00:28:15,902 Yeah. Yeah.
603 00:28:18,279 00:28:20,281 And that I couldn't save them. And that I couldn't save them.
604 00:28:20,323 00:28:21,491 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
605 00:28:21,533 00:28:23,535 Why not? Why not?
606 00:28:23,576 00:28:25,620 Be honest. Be honest.
607 00:28:25,662 00:28:27,914 Because all I cared about was saving you. Because all I cared about was saving you.
608 00:28:27,956 00:28:29,499 Well, you know, Well, you know,
609 00:28:29,541 00:28:32,502 death can be a metaphor sometimes but not always. death can be a metaphor sometimes but not always.
610 00:28:32,544 00:28:34,003 What is that supposed to mean? What is that supposed to mean?
611 00:28:34,045 00:28:35,463 It's your game. You tell me. It's your game. You tell me.
612 00:28:35,505 00:28:36,673 I don't know. Yes, you do. Deep down. I don't know. Yes, you do. Deep down.
613 00:28:36,715 00:28:38,133 What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say?
614 00:28:38,174 00:28:39,801 That I should be happy everyone's waiting That I should be happy everyone's waiting
615 00:28:39,843 00:28:41,761 outside of this box for me except for you? outside of this box for me except for you?
616 00:28:41,803 00:28:44,472 That the reason why I can't find or-or kill you That the reason why I can't find or-or kill you
617 00:28:44,514 00:28:46,933 in this stupid game is because you're already dead? in this stupid game is because you're already dead?
618 00:28:46,975 00:28:48,935 That I should just... give up on you? That I should just... give up on you?
619 00:28:48,977 00:28:50,311 No. No.
620 00:28:50,353 00:28:53,481 That is what I need you to believe. That is what I need you to believe.
621 00:28:53,523 00:28:55,900 Because as much as we both wish it weren't... Because as much as we both wish it weren't...
622 00:28:56,901 00:28:58,570 ...it's the truth. ...it's the truth.
623 00:29:01,072 00:29:03,074 Don't talk to me like that. Like what? Don't talk to me like that. Like what?
624 00:29:03,116 00:29:04,743 Like you're real. Like you're real.
625 00:29:04,784 00:29:06,870 Like you're him. But that's the whole point Like you're him. But that's the whole point
626 00:29:06,911 00:29:08,663 to help you understand... Understand this to help you understand... Understand this
627 00:29:08,705 00:29:10,206 you are not him. you are not him.
628 00:29:10,248 00:29:12,375 Landon would never want me to give up on him. Landon would never want me to give up on him.
629 00:29:12,417 00:29:14,377 Are you sure? If I'm in this therapy box, shouldn't I have gotten Are you sure? If I'm in this therapy box, shouldn't I have gotten
630 00:29:14,419 00:29:16,546 an escape word once I had my breakthrough? an escape word once I had my breakthrough?
631 00:29:16,588 00:29:19,466 Right? Where the hell is it? It won't show up until you actually accept Right? Where the hell is it? It won't show up until you actually accept
632 00:29:19,507 00:29:21,134 what I'm telling you. Not gonna happen. what I'm telling you. Not gonna happen.
633 00:29:22,260 00:29:25,013 What are you doing? What are you doing?
634 00:29:25,054 00:29:27,140 Let me go. Let me go.
635 00:29:28,099 00:29:29,893 You first. You first.
636 00:29:31,352 00:29:33,438 You watched me dissolve. You watched me dissolve.
637 00:29:33,480 00:29:34,856 You know being a Tribrid You know being a Tribrid
638 00:29:34,898 00:29:37,108 makes you and your blood toxic to Malivore. makes you and your blood toxic to Malivore.
639 00:29:37,150 00:29:40,487 That I'm his biological son. That I'm his biological son.
640 00:29:40,528 00:29:42,530 So, deep down... So, deep down...
641 00:29:45,366 00:29:48,203 ...what do you really think happened to me? ...what do you really think happened to me?
642 00:29:50,789 00:29:52,540 (flames whooshing) (flames whooshing)
643 00:29:58,755 00:30:00,965 I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it.
644 00:30:01,007 00:30:02,675 (whispers) I know. (whispers) I know.
645 00:30:02,717 00:30:05,804 We can say it together, if that helps. We can say it together, if that helps.
646 00:30:07,222 00:30:09,891 On three. On three.
647 00:30:09,933 00:30:12,018 One. One.
648 00:30:13,686 00:30:15,355 Two. Two.
649 00:30:17,106 00:30:19,067 Three. Three.
650 00:30:24,155 00:30:25,990 I can barely hear you. Where-where are you, the moon? I can barely hear you. Where-where are you, the moon?
651 00:30:26,032 00:30:27,659 [KALEB] Moon doesn't have a pool, MG. [KALEB] Moon doesn't have a pool, MG.
652 00:30:27,700 00:30:29,619 I just pulled up to the spot. Where's your skinny ass? I just pulled up to the spot. Where's your skinny ass?
653 00:30:29,661 00:30:31,120 I'm running late. I'm running late.
654 00:30:31,162 00:30:32,497 I got sidetracked with Lizzie and Landon stuff. I got sidetracked with Lizzie and Landon stuff.
655 00:30:32,539 00:30:34,040 All right, man, well, get a move on. All right, man, well, get a move on.
656 00:30:34,082 00:30:35,708 I'm gonna fire up the grill. (door opens) I'm gonna fire up the grill. (door opens)
657 00:30:35,750 00:30:37,126 What...? What...?
658 00:30:38,086 00:30:40,004 (quietly) Jed? (quietly) Jed?
659 00:30:40,046 00:30:42,090 Oh. Oh.
660 00:30:45,385 00:30:47,178 Oh. Oh, damn. Um... Oh. Oh, damn. Um...
661 00:30:47,220 00:30:48,847 uh, hey, uh, hey,
662 00:30:48,888 00:30:49,973 on second thought, you... on second thought, you...
663 00:30:50,014 00:30:51,224 stay where you are, um... stay where you are, um...
664 00:30:51,266 00:30:53,142 [ALYSSA] Jed? Sweetie? I'm hungry. [ALYSSA] Jed? Sweetie? I'm hungry.
665 00:30:53,184 00:30:55,812 Oh, God. The party's over. Oh, God. The party's over.
666 00:30:56,771 00:30:59,065 [FINCH] And that concludes our tour. [FINCH] And that concludes our tour.
667 00:30:59,107 00:31:02,485 Thank you. This place seems perfect for me right now. Thank you. This place seems perfect for me right now.
668 00:31:02,527 00:31:04,612 I'm surprised you even noticed. I'm surprised you even noticed.
669 00:31:04,654 00:31:06,948 You were staring at me the whole time. (laughs) You were staring at me the whole time. (laughs)
670 00:31:06,990 00:31:09,576 Um, I was just listening very intently. Um, I was just listening very intently.
671 00:31:09,617 00:31:11,077 (laughs) Got it. (laughs) Got it.
672 00:31:11,119 00:31:12,328 So, any questions? So, any questions?
673 00:31:12,370 00:31:13,496 Uh, just one. Uh, just one.
674 00:31:13,538 00:31:15,874 But it's personal. But it's personal.
675 00:31:15,915 00:31:17,375 Why did Ethan Why did Ethan
676 00:31:17,417 00:31:19,460 give you the stink eye when he saw you earlier? give you the stink eye when he saw you earlier?
677 00:31:19,502 00:31:21,963 Me and his sister dated for a minute-- Me and his sister dated for a minute--
678 00:31:22,005 00:31:23,882 like, a hot minute-- and... like, a hot minute-- and...
679 00:31:23,923 00:31:26,634 I didn't take the news that she was leaving town too well, I didn't take the news that she was leaving town too well,
680 00:31:26,676 00:31:28,887 which is why I'm on suspension, which is why I'm on suspension,
681 00:31:28,928 00:31:31,890 giving tours and wiping chalkboards. giving tours and wiping chalkboards.
682 00:31:31,931 00:31:33,600 It's a long story. It's a long story.
683 00:31:33,641 00:31:36,102 You can tell me all about it at lunch. You can tell me all about it at lunch.
684 00:31:36,144 00:31:38,897 If I'm cool enough to sit at your table. (chuckles) If I'm cool enough to sit at your table. (chuckles)
685 00:31:38,938 00:31:40,565 Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen.
686 00:31:40,607 00:31:42,108 I'm perceptive, too. I heard what you said earlier. I'm perceptive, too. I heard what you said earlier.
687 00:31:42,150 00:31:43,735 You're not gonna go here. You're not gonna go here.
688 00:31:43,776 00:31:47,322 My sister took the news about me wanting to transfer My sister took the news about me wanting to transfer
689 00:31:47,363 00:31:51,034 about as well as you did Maya leaving. about as well as you did Maya leaving.
690 00:31:51,075 00:31:52,869 Then why'd you take the tour? Then why'd you take the tour?
691 00:31:52,911 00:31:54,871 Because I wanted to. Because I wanted to.
692 00:31:54,913 00:31:58,166 I did it for me, and it felt right. I did it for me, and it felt right.
693 00:31:59,459 00:32:01,252 And I really do want to come here. And I really do want to come here.
694 00:32:01,294 00:32:04,631 If I can If I can
695 00:32:04,672 00:32:06,716 sit at your table. sit at your table.
696 00:32:08,176 00:32:10,219 That a metaphor or something? That a metaphor or something?
697 00:32:10,261 00:32:12,347 Hmm, what do you think? Hmm, what do you think?
698 00:32:14,057 00:32:15,767 I'll tell you at lunch. I'll tell you at lunch.
699 00:32:17,310 00:32:19,354 If you ever come back. If you ever come back.
700 00:32:25,818 00:32:27,695 (sighs) (sighs)
701 00:32:30,990 00:32:32,158 What are you doing? What are you doing?
702 00:32:32,200 00:32:33,785 Oh, you know, just tidying up. Oh, you know, just tidying up.
703 00:32:33,826 00:32:36,204 Hope, you said it yourself, Hope, you said it yourself,
704 00:32:36,245 00:32:37,956 this place isn't real. this place isn't real.
705 00:32:37,997 00:32:39,707 You can't stay here. You can't stay here.
706 00:32:39,749 00:32:41,084 Well, not like this, but with a little Well, not like this, but with a little
707 00:32:41,125 00:32:42,085 imaginary paint and elbow grease... imaginary paint and elbow grease...
708 00:32:42,126 00:32:44,087 You're in denial. I'm not. You're in denial. I'm not.
709 00:32:44,128 00:32:46,047 See? I don't care. See? I don't care.
710 00:32:46,089 00:32:48,174 Not if it means I get to be with you. Not if it means I get to be with you.
711 00:32:48,216 00:32:49,759 Or at least close enough. Or at least close enough.
712 00:32:49,801 00:32:50,927 But what about your friends? But what about your friends?
713 00:32:50,969 00:32:52,303 You saw what happened to them. You saw what happened to them.
714 00:32:52,345 00:32:53,596 This is all just a metaphor. This is all just a metaphor.
715 00:32:53,638 00:32:55,056 Right? (chuckles) Right? (chuckles)
716 00:32:55,098 00:32:56,599 I mean, me being powerless, you haunting me, I mean, me being powerless, you haunting me,
717 00:32:56,641 00:32:58,518 them being in trouble. them being in trouble.
718 00:32:58,559 00:33:00,728 So, for once in my life, I am not gonna sacrifice what I love So, for once in my life, I am not gonna sacrifice what I love
719 00:33:00,770 00:33:02,522 to metaphorically save anyone. to metaphorically save anyone.
720 00:33:02,563 00:33:04,857 Yeah, no offense, but that's kind of what you do. Yeah, no offense, but that's kind of what you do.
721 00:33:04,899 00:33:07,026 Not this time. Not this time.
722 00:33:07,068 00:33:08,569 So that stupid word can keep appearing, So that stupid word can keep appearing,
723 00:33:08,611 00:33:10,029 but I'm not leaving. but I'm not leaving.
724 00:33:10,071 00:33:13,241 (whooshing) (whooshing)
725 00:33:13,282 00:33:14,909 I didn't say the word. I didn't say the word.
726 00:33:14,951 00:33:16,536 Why am I here? Why am I here?
727 00:33:16,577 00:33:18,454 Well, in layman's terms, I unplugged the damn thing. Well, in layman's terms, I unplugged the damn thing.
728 00:33:18,496 00:33:20,206 Which Vardemus assured me was safe Which Vardemus assured me was safe
729 00:33:20,248 00:33:21,499 to do with a single user. to do with a single user.
730 00:33:21,541 00:33:22,750 Maybe he was wrong. Maybe he was wrong.
731 00:33:22,792 00:33:24,085 No, maybe you were. No, maybe you were.
732 00:33:26,254 00:33:28,881 Hope. What happened in there? Hope. What happened in there?
You should know, 733 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,800 since this was your plan all along. 733 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,800 since this was your plan all along.
734 00:33:30,842 00:33:32,385 You didn't put me in that box to find Landon, You didn't put me in that box to find Landon,
735 00:33:32,427 00:33:35,304 you put me in it Mittent. you put me in it Mittent.
736 00:33:37,348 00:33:38,850 (groaning) (groaning)
737 00:33:38,891 00:33:40,435 If that were true, If that were true,
738 00:33:40,476 00:33:41,811 why would I pull you out? why would I pull you out?
739 00:33:41,853 00:33:43,187 (groans) (groans)
740 00:33:45,440 00:33:47,692 Let me show you something. Let me show you something.
741 00:33:51,279 00:33:52,530 (grunts) (grunts)
742 00:33:52,572 00:33:54,532 Is that the artifact we were looking for? Is that the artifact we were looking for?
743 00:33:54,574 00:33:56,492 How did you find that? How did you find that?
744 00:33:56,534 00:33:58,244 (chuckles softly) (chuckles softly)
745 00:33:58,286 00:33:59,537 (groans) (groans)
746 00:34:00,997 00:34:03,708 By being wildly irresponsible. By being wildly irresponsible.
747 00:34:03,750 00:34:05,293 We'll have to do some research, We'll have to do some research,
748 00:34:05,334 00:34:07,170 figure out how to use the damn thing. figure out how to use the damn thing.
749 00:34:07,211 00:34:10,423 Or better plan: I make a wish, pop it open, see what happens. Or better plan: I make a wish, pop it open, see what happens.
750 00:34:10,465 00:34:12,300 Can't. You reek of blood. Can't. You reek of blood.
751 00:34:12,341 00:34:14,886 Don't tell me that you're gonna start being responsible now. Don't tell me that you're gonna start being responsible now.
752 00:34:14,927 00:34:16,929 I've tried to open it. It's locked. I've tried to open it. It's locked.
753 00:34:16,971 00:34:18,848 Probably spelled shut. Probably spelled shut.
754 00:34:20,224 00:34:21,642 (whirring) (whirring)
755 00:34:25,772 00:34:26,898 Go ahead, Go ahead,
756 00:34:26,939 00:34:28,232 make your wish. make your wish.
757 00:34:36,074 00:34:37,867 Uh, why are we out here? (laughs) Uh, why are we out here? (laughs)
758 00:34:37,909 00:34:41,245 She may not look like much on the outside, but... She may not look like much on the outside, but...
759 00:34:41,287 00:34:43,414 (hinges squeak) (hinges squeak)
760 00:34:43,456 00:34:45,583 ...baby's got it where it counts. ...baby's got it where it counts.
761 00:34:49,128 00:34:50,505 Here. Here.
762 00:34:51,464 00:34:53,591 I don't really drink like that. I don't really drink like that.
763 00:34:53,633 00:34:55,593 And I just saw Jed naked. And I just saw Jed naked.
764 00:34:55,635 00:34:57,136 Make the exception. Make the exception.
765 00:34:57,178 00:34:58,596 Okay. Okay.
766 00:34:58,638 00:35:00,098 (both laugh) (both laugh)
767 00:35:00,139 00:35:01,390 (sighs) (sighs)
768 00:35:01,432 00:35:03,226 (groans) (groans)
769 00:35:03,267 00:35:05,103 (exhales) (exhales)
770 00:35:05,144 00:35:07,188 I know it's not exactly the party you were planning, but... I know it's not exactly the party you were planning, but...
771 00:35:07,230 00:35:08,940 (chuckles) (chuckles)
772 00:35:08,981 00:35:11,109 (sighs) (sighs)
773 00:35:11,150 00:35:14,112 I feel so stupid. I feel so stupid.
774 00:35:14,153 00:35:15,446 How did I think dating How did I think dating
775 00:35:15,488 00:35:17,532 Maleficent... (laughs) Maleficent... (laughs)
776 00:35:17,573 00:35:19,367 was gonna end well? was gonna end well?
777 00:35:19,408 00:35:22,620 It's that gentle heart of yours. It's that gentle heart of yours.
778 00:35:22,662 00:35:23,788 And this one... And this one...
779 00:35:23,830 00:35:26,541 is as much on me as it is on you. is as much on me as it is on you.
780 00:35:26,582 00:35:29,001 I would love to hear that math. I would love to hear that math.
781 00:35:29,043 00:35:30,711 (opens bottle) (opens bottle)
782 00:35:30,753 00:35:34,173 I made a promise to you, once upon a time, I made a promise to you, once upon a time,
783 00:35:34,215 00:35:35,967 that if anyone wanted to come at you, that if anyone wanted to come at you,
784 00:35:36,008 00:35:38,010 they had to go through me. they had to go through me.
785 00:35:38,052 00:35:40,596 And I wasn't around. And I wasn't around.
786 00:35:40,638 00:35:42,390 Mm, but you were only gone Mm, but you were only gone
787 00:35:42,431 00:35:44,767 'cause you were trying to help Hope and Dr. Saltzman. 'cause you were trying to help Hope and Dr. Saltzman.
788 00:35:44,809 00:35:46,769 And there's no point, okay? And there's no point, okay?
789 00:35:46,811 00:35:49,188 I know it's an unpopular opinion around these parts, I know it's an unpopular opinion around these parts,
790 00:35:49,230 00:35:51,774 but Landon is... but Landon is...
791 00:35:51,816 00:35:53,484 (sighs) (sighs)
792 00:35:53,526 00:35:55,570 Landon's gone, bro. Landon's gone, bro.
793 00:35:55,611 00:35:56,946 And he ain't coming back. And he ain't coming back.
794 00:35:56,988 00:35:58,489 So I should've been here, So I should've been here,
795 00:35:58,531 00:36:00,491 worrying about things I can actually change, worrying about things I can actually change,
796 00:36:00,533 00:36:03,035 instead of... (sighs) instead of... (sighs)
797 00:36:03,077 00:36:04,787 But you don't know that. But you don't know that.
798 00:36:04,829 00:36:06,455 Okay, did you and Lizzie find Landon Okay, did you and Lizzie find Landon
799 00:36:06,497 00:36:07,999 in that prison world or not? in that prison world or not?
800 00:36:10,293 00:36:11,627 No. No.
801 00:36:13,212 00:36:16,257 But I did stand up to her. But I did stand up to her.
802 00:36:16,299 00:36:18,134 You... you... You... you...
For myself. 803 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,510 You did? You? 803 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,510 You did? You?
804 00:36:19,552 00:36:22,430 (laughs) Yeah, i-in a gentlemanly way. (laughs) Yeah, i-in a gentlemanly way.
805 00:36:23,598 00:36:25,766 How'd that go? How'd that go?
806 00:36:25,808 00:36:28,686 Way better than I expected. (laughs) Way better than I expected. (laughs)
807 00:36:29,645 00:36:32,148 That's cool, man. That's cool, man.
808 00:36:32,190 00:36:34,317 Just promise me you'll keep that up, Just promise me you'll keep that up,
809 00:36:34,358 00:36:37,153 instead of going along with it whenever you feel you need to. instead of going along with it whenever you feel you need to.
810 00:36:37,195 00:36:40,573 You know, like, when Jed's trying to get at your girl. You know, like, when Jed's trying to get at your girl.
811 00:36:41,532 00:36:43,534 I will. I will.
812 00:36:43,576 00:36:47,288 As long as you promise me you won't give up on Landon. As long as you promise me you won't give up on Landon.
813 00:36:47,330 00:36:50,333 Man... More than promise. Man... More than promise.
814 00:36:50,374 00:36:52,210 I'm-I'm talking, like, a... I'm-I'm talking, like, a...
815 00:36:52,251 00:36:54,253 a vow. (chuckles) a vow. (chuckles)
816 00:36:58,257 00:37:00,676 So I say yes So I say yes
817 00:37:00,718 00:37:03,429 and you say no. and you say no.
818 00:37:05,765 00:37:07,725 Hmm? Yeah. Hmm? Yeah.
819 00:37:08,684 00:37:11,604 [JOSIE] We need to have a difficult conversation. [JOSIE] We need to have a difficult conversation.
820 00:37:12,563 00:37:15,024 I know. I know.
821 00:37:15,983 00:37:18,194 I know you think me going to school I know you think me going to school
822 00:37:18,236 00:37:20,613 in Mystic Falls is wrong. in Mystic Falls is wrong.
823 00:37:20,655 00:37:23,074 Because it is. Because it is.
824 00:37:26,202 00:37:28,162 Dressed like that. Dressed like that.
825 00:37:28,204 00:37:29,914 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
826 00:37:36,671 00:37:39,090 You only get one chance You only get one chance
827 00:37:39,131 00:37:41,092 to make a good first impression, to make a good first impression,
828 00:37:41,133 00:37:43,302 and you don't want to be the girl that wears a uniform and you don't want to be the girl that wears a uniform
829 00:37:43,344 00:37:45,471 to a school that doesn't have uniforms. to a school that doesn't have uniforms.
830 00:37:45,513 00:37:47,974 This is great. This is great.
831 00:37:48,015 00:37:49,308 Really great. Really great.
832 00:37:49,350 00:37:50,601 Shockingly great. Shockingly great.
833 00:37:50,643 00:37:52,395 You're okay with this? You're okay with this?
834 00:37:53,354 00:37:54,981 No. No.
835 00:37:55,022 00:37:57,066 But I'll get there. But I'll get there.
836 00:37:57,108 00:37:59,193 As long as there are As long as there are
837 00:37:59,235 00:38:01,237 twin cuddles available on demand, twin cuddles available on demand,
838 00:38:01,279 00:38:03,155 and you always remember and you always remember
839 00:38:03,197 00:38:05,783 that this is your home. that this is your home.
840 00:38:05,825 00:38:09,453 ♪ Come back home ♪ ♪ Come back home ♪
841 00:38:09,495 00:38:11,706 I'm so lucky you're my sister. I'm so lucky you're my sister.
842 00:38:11,747 00:38:13,207 ♪ Just come home. ♪ ♪ Just come home. ♪
843 00:38:13,249 00:38:14,792 I know. I know.
844 00:38:14,834 00:38:16,419 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
845 00:38:27,305 00:38:29,348 It looks like you're having a private moment. It looks like you're having a private moment.
846 00:38:29,390 00:38:31,225 I'll just come back. I'll just come back.
It's okay. 847 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,727 Stay. 847 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,727 Stay.
848 00:38:34,312 00:38:36,314 Because there's nothing in here to keep me company. Because there's nothing in here to keep me company.
849 00:38:36,355 00:38:38,316 So much for that wish. So much for that wish.
850 00:38:38,357 00:38:40,776 I found another lead. I found another lead.
851 00:38:40,818 00:38:43,612 It's a Grecian urn. It was stolen out of a museum It's a Grecian urn. It was stolen out of a museum
852 00:38:43,654 00:38:45,531 in Athens ten years ago. in Athens ten years ago.
853 00:38:45,573 00:38:48,492 It's rumored that it can reanimate spirits, but... It's rumored that it can reanimate spirits, but...
854 00:38:48,534 00:38:50,870 But you don't think we should go after it. But you don't think we should go after it.
855 00:38:50,911 00:38:54,040 You think we should stop. You think we should stop.
856 00:38:55,791 00:38:59,253 I think we should go after anything that'll solve this. I think we should go after anything that'll solve this.
857 00:38:59,295 00:39:02,798 But it isn't just about us anymore, Hope. But it isn't just about us anymore, Hope.
858 00:39:02,840 00:39:04,550 It's hurting other people, too. It's hurting other people, too.
859 00:39:04,592 00:39:07,136 I know. I know.
860 00:39:07,178 00:39:10,723 This artifact literally came up empty, This artifact literally came up empty,
861 00:39:10,765 00:39:13,142 and the school needs to reopen. and the school needs to reopen.
862 00:39:13,184 00:39:15,644 And it can't if you keep putting everything else aside And it can't if you keep putting everything else aside
863 00:39:15,686 00:39:17,104 like you have been. like you have been.
864 00:39:17,146 00:39:20,524 Or like I've been with all my friends. Or like I've been with all my friends.
865 00:39:20,566 00:39:23,194 It would have still been worth it if... It would have still been worth it if...
866 00:39:23,235 00:39:26,447 if Landon was still... if Landon was still...
867 00:39:26,489 00:39:28,532 ♪ You graze your knees and cry... ♪ ♪ You graze your knees and cry... ♪
868 00:39:28,574 00:39:31,077 He's gone. He's gone.
869 00:39:31,118 00:39:34,872 Um, and this is how we should honor him. Um, and this is how we should honor him.
870 00:39:35,831 00:39:38,667 Did you get all that from the therapy box? Did you get all that from the therapy box?
871 00:39:38,709 00:39:40,294 In an extremely annoying way. In an extremely annoying way.
872 00:39:40,336 00:39:42,129 (chuckles) (chuckles)
873 00:39:42,171 00:39:45,299 Well, I should probably be using that more frequently. Well, I should probably be using that more frequently.
874 00:39:47,718 00:39:49,804 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
875 00:39:51,347 00:39:53,057 (sighs) Believe me... (sighs) Believe me...
876 00:39:53,099 00:39:57,478 I know how much it hurts to lose people we love. I know how much it hurts to lose people we love.
877 00:39:57,520 00:40:01,565 ♪ Just tell me what's wrong, and you know that I'll ♪ ♪ Just tell me what's wrong, and you know that I'll ♪
878 00:40:01,607 00:40:04,402 ♪ Make it right ♪ ♪ Make it right ♪
879 00:40:06,529 00:40:09,448 ♪ Whatever your worries ♪ ♪ Whatever your worries ♪
880 00:40:09,490 00:40:12,743 ♪ Remember what's yours is mine ♪ ♪ Remember what's yours is mine ♪
881 00:40:14,370 00:40:17,164 ♪ If I was holding the world ♪ ♪ If I was holding the world ♪
882 00:40:17,206 00:40:19,291 ♪ I'd let it go ♪ ♪ I'd let it go ♪
883 00:40:19,333 00:40:23,212 ♪ So my arms could hold you... ♪ ♪ So my arms could hold you... ♪
884 00:40:23,254 00:40:25,631 I'm gonna need your help. I'm gonna need your help.
885 00:40:25,673 00:40:28,634 I can't believe that this is happening to me again. I can't believe that this is happening to me again.
886 00:40:32,555 00:40:35,349 He's gone. He's gone.
887 00:40:35,391 00:40:39,353 I'm never gonna see him again. I'm never gonna see him again.
888 00:40:39,395 00:40:41,814 ♪ You... ♪ ♪ You... ♪
889 00:40:41,856 00:40:44,900 ♪ If you say that you need it, I'll give you ♪ ♪ If you say that you need it, I'll give you ♪
890 00:40:44,942 00:40:48,195 ♪ All my life ♪ ♪ All my life ♪
891 00:40:49,655 00:40:52,491 ♪ All my life ♪ ♪ All my life ♪
892 00:40:52,533 00:40:53,993 (burbling) (burbling)
893 00:40:54,034 00:40:57,538 ♪ All my life ♪ ♪ All my life ♪
894 00:40:57,580 00:40:59,874 ♪ All my life. ♪ ♪ All my life. ♪
895 00:40:59,915 00:41:02,001 (burbling fades) (burbling fades)
896 00:41:06,255 00:41:08,340 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
897 00:41:09,550 00:41:11,635 (growling in distance) (growling in distance)
898 00:41:37,870 00:41:39,955 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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