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1 00:00:08,160 00:00:09,800 JESS: No, that's not... She's not in... JESS: No, that's not... She's not in...
2 00:00:09,840 00:00:11,080 MAN: Yes, she is. She's the nun. MAN: Yes, she is. She's the nun.
3 00:00:11,120 00:00:13,960 No, she's not. I think you're thinking of someone else. No, she's not. I think you're thinking of someone else.
4 00:00:14,000 00:00:15,680 With the headscarf. With the headscarf.
5 00:00:15,720 00:00:17,560 I swear to God she is in it. I swear to God she is in it.
6 00:00:17,600 00:00:19,000 Yeah. No, I don't... Yeah. No, I don't...
7 00:00:19,960 00:00:21,600 - Yeah. - Sorry to interrupt. - Yeah. - Sorry to interrupt.
8 00:00:21,640 00:00:23,240 Don't stop on my account. Don't stop on my account.
9 00:00:23,280 00:00:25,080 - Please don't do this again. - Do what? - Please don't do this again. - Do what?
10 00:00:25,120 00:00:26,520 You know what. You know what.
11 00:00:26,560 00:00:28,040 Oh, you mean, please don't passively Oh, you mean, please don't passively
12 00:00:28,080 00:00:29,400 find myself in a situation find myself in a situation
13 00:00:29,440 00:00:31,480 where another man appears to be chatting up my girlfriend? where another man appears to be chatting up my girlfriend?
14 00:00:31,520 00:00:33,159 If I can just give you my perspective, mate. If I can just give you my perspective, mate.
15 00:00:33,160 00:00:34,600 - I don't want your perspective. - I think... - I don't want your perspective. - I think...
16 00:00:34,640 00:00:36,040 - You're giving it anyway. - ...you need to be - You're giving it anyway. - ...you need to be
17 00:00:36,080 00:00:37,880 less controlling of your girlfriend. less controlling of your girlfriend.
18 00:00:37,920 00:00:39,720 This is your boyfriend, right? This is your boyfriend, right?
19 00:00:39,760 00:00:42,040 Thanks for that. But this is a private conversation. Thanks for that. But this is a private conversation.
20 00:00:42,080 00:00:43,639 Thank you so much for your input, Thank you so much for your input,
21 00:00:43,640 00:00:45,480 but why don't you get your big, tall snoot but why don't you get your big, tall snoot
22 00:00:45,520 00:00:47,880 out of other people's business and go over there? out of other people's business and go over there?
23 00:00:47,920 00:00:48,960 I'm sorry, my big, tall... I'm sorry, my big, tall...
24 00:00:49,000 00:00:50,840 Snout! I meant "snout," Snout! I meant "snout,"
25 00:00:50,880 00:00:52,960 like a nose. like a nose.
26 00:00:53,000 00:00:55,640 Pig's nose. Get your big, tall nose out. Pig's nose. Get your big, tall nose out.
27 00:00:55,680 00:00:57,919 Get my big, tall nose out? Get my big, tall nose out?
28 00:00:57,920 00:00:59,119 It's not really an idiom, is it? It's not really an idiom, is it?
29 00:00:59,120 00:01:00,720 I know. All right! I misspoke. I know. All right! I misspoke.
30 00:01:00,760 00:01:02,720 Which is very human. Which is very human.
31 00:01:02,760 00:01:04,080 But I'm usually very articulate, But I'm usually very articulate,
32 00:01:04,120 00:01:06,320 - and you've riled me up. - Oh, I'm sorry, Shakespeare! - and you've riled me up. - Oh, I'm sorry, Shakespeare!
33 00:01:06,360 00:01:07,360 Fuck off! Fuck off!
34 00:01:08,920 00:01:11,080 All right, pal. All right, pal.
35 00:01:11,120 00:01:13,080 (CHUCKLES) I'm going to get back over there now, right? (CHUCKLES) I'm going to get back over there now, right?
36 00:01:13,120 00:01:15,080 - Good. - And if you come near me again, - Good. - And if you come near me again,
37 00:01:15,120 00:01:17,120 I will knock you out. I will knock you out.
38 00:01:18,280 00:01:19,960 I'll see you in a sec, then, yeah? I'll see you in a sec, then, yeah?
39 00:01:20,000 00:01:21,320 For fuck's sake! For fuck's sake!
40 00:01:21,360 00:01:23,520 - What was he... - Please, just leave it. - What was he... - Please, just leave it.
41 00:01:23,560 00:01:25,840 I won't leave it, Jess, because why would you even wanna I won't leave it, Jess, because why would you even wanna
42 00:01:25,880 00:01:27,400 flirt with a guy whose first reference flirt with a guy whose first reference
43 00:01:27,440 00:01:29,400 for an articulate person is Shakespeare? for an articulate person is Shakespeare?
44 00:01:29,440 00:01:31,520 - I wasn't flirting! We were chatting. - Come on! Dickens, - I wasn't flirting! We were chatting. - Come on! Dickens,
45 00:01:31,560 00:01:33,959 Virginia Woolf, a non‐white writer, Virginia Woolf, a non‐white writer,
46 00:01:33,960 00:01:35,320 Arundhati Roy! There's a whole... Arundhati Roy! There's a whole...
47 00:01:35,360 00:01:37,280 Liam, you've embarrassed me. Liam, you've embarrassed me.
48 00:01:37,320 00:01:40,160 No. You've embarrassed me. No. You've embarrassed me.
49 00:01:40,200 00:01:42,240 - How? - Because I go to the toilet - How? - Because I go to the toilet
50 00:01:42,280 00:01:43,760 for two minutes, I come back, for two minutes, I come back,
51 00:01:43,800 00:01:46,000 there you are, flirting with this smug prick. there you are, flirting with this smug prick.
52 00:01:46,040 00:01:47,760 Look, would you just drop it, all right? Look, would you just drop it, all right?
53 00:01:47,800 00:01:49,000 He's twice your size. He's twice your size.
54 00:01:49,040 00:01:50,839 - He's not twice my size. - Liam! - He's not twice my size. - Liam!
55 00:01:50,840 00:01:53,160 He's 1.5 times my size. He's 1.5 times my size.
56 00:01:53,200 00:01:54,879 1.6, at most. 1.6, at most.
57 00:01:54,880 00:01:56,279 - 1.75. - No. - 1.75. - No.
58 00:01:56,280 00:01:58,160 - He will hit you. - Will he? - He will hit you. - Will he?
59 00:01:58,200 00:01:59,679 - Yeah. - All right, then. - Yeah. - All right, then.
60 00:01:59,680 00:02:02,200 - Well, we'll see. - JESS: He's just a posh idiot. - Well, we'll see. - JESS: He's just a posh idiot.
61 00:02:02,240 00:02:04,440 - Hold my watch. - Why? - Hold my watch. - Why?
62 00:02:04,480 00:02:06,000 Right, get out my way. Right, get out my way.
63 00:02:06,040 00:02:08,560 - Look what you've done! - No, you did that! - Look what you've done! - No, you did that!
64 00:02:09,800 00:02:11,559 Liam! Liam!
65 00:02:11,560 00:02:13,799 LIAM: Wouldn't it be helpful if you could stop life LIAM: Wouldn't it be helpful if you could stop life
66 00:02:13,800 00:02:15,599 like this sometimes and think, like this sometimes and think,
67 00:02:15,600 00:02:16,999 "What am I doing? "What am I doing?
68 00:02:17,000 00:02:19,240 "Now in my 30s and starting a fight "Now in my 30s and starting a fight
69 00:02:19,280 00:02:20,960 "with another man, like I'm "with another man, like I'm
70 00:02:21,000 00:02:23,920 "a 12‐year‐old boy or a professional footballer?" "a 12‐year‐old boy or a professional footballer?"
71 00:02:23,960 00:02:25,200 If you're anything like me, If you're anything like me,
72 00:02:25,240 00:02:26,879 i.e. a man of a certain age, i.e. a man of a certain age,
73 00:02:26,880 00:02:29,879 and incapable of processing your emotions properly, and incapable of processing your emotions properly,
74 00:02:29,880 00:02:31,080 you might know the feeling you might know the feeling
75 00:02:31,120 00:02:33,640 as Jess, my girlfriend of three years... as Jess, my girlfriend of three years...
76 00:02:33,680 00:02:34,719 Well, two years, tech... Well, two years, tech...
77 00:02:34,720 00:02:35,919 It's not that important. It's not that important.
78 00:02:35,920 00:02:37,000 As Jess says, As Jess says,
79 00:02:37,040 00:02:39,280 this isn't the first time. this isn't the first time.
80 00:02:39,320 00:02:41,920 Perhaps if you could just go back through the ages, Perhaps if you could just go back through the ages,
81 00:02:41,960 00:02:44,160 via the regrettable moments of the past, via the regrettable moments of the past,
82 00:02:44,200 00:02:45,959 and find in the back of your memory and find in the back of your memory
83 00:02:45,960 00:02:47,000 some event, some event,
84 00:02:47,040 00:02:48,360 some story which, perhaps, some story which, perhaps,
85 00:02:48,400 00:02:51,320 holds the secret to a less idiotic future. holds the secret to a less idiotic future.
86 00:02:51,360 00:02:54,800 Perhaps in that richest soil of experience, Perhaps in that richest soil of experience,
87 00:02:54,840 00:02:56,080 your adolescence. your adolescence.
88 00:03:01,080 00:03:02,320 (BELL RINGS) (BELL RINGS)
89 00:03:02,360 00:03:04,200 LIAM: It was the final day of the school year, LIAM: It was the final day of the school year,
90 00:03:04,240 00:03:05,480 and we were all in the mood for some and we were all in the mood for some
91 00:03:05,520 00:03:08,119 classically formative experiences. classically formative experiences.
92 00:03:08,120 00:03:09,520 This was my gang. This was my gang.
93 00:03:09,560 00:03:12,119 In order of coolness, by which I mean the average number of In order of coolness, by which I mean the average number of
94 00:03:12,120 00:03:14,040 cigarettes we each smoked per day, cigarettes we each smoked per day,
95 00:03:14,080 00:03:15,200 there was... there was...
96 00:03:15,240 00:03:18,400 Adnan Masood, AKA Addy. Adnan Masood, AKA Addy.
97 00:03:18,440 00:03:19,600 Ralph Roberts. Ralph Roberts.
98 00:03:20,800 00:03:22,680 And Tom "Craggy" Cragg. And Tom "Craggy" Cragg.
99 00:03:23,560 00:03:24,799 And this was me, And this was me,
100 00:03:24,800 00:03:26,120 just sitting on a table, just sitting on a table,
101 00:03:26,160 00:03:28,040 thinking, I assume, knowing me. thinking, I assume, knowing me.
102 00:03:28,080 00:03:29,360 It's quite hard to visually demonstrate It's quite hard to visually demonstrate
103 00:03:29,400 00:03:31,480 thinking, isn't it? Yeah, that's better. thinking, isn't it? Yeah, that's better.
104 00:03:31,520 00:03:33,560 Lot fresher‐faced then, of course. Lot fresher‐faced then, of course.
105 00:03:33,600 00:03:34,920 But then that is what circa But then that is what circa
106 00:03:34,960 00:03:37,480 10,000 pints of cheap lager will do to you. 10,000 pints of cheap lager will do to you.
107 00:03:37,520 00:03:40,040 And of course, we all picture ourselves being slightly And of course, we all picture ourselves being slightly
108 00:03:40,080 00:03:41,360 better‐looking in our memories, don't we? better‐looking in our memories, don't we?
109 00:03:41,400 00:03:43,360 So, you know, just go with it. So, you know, just go with it.
110 00:03:43,400 00:03:45,520 - Going for the arm bar! - No chance, dickhead! - Going for the arm bar! - No chance, dickhead!
111 00:03:45,560 00:03:47,080 Will you two pack it in? Will you two pack it in?
112 00:03:47,120 00:03:48,160 You're doing me head in! You're doing me head in!
113 00:03:48,200 00:03:50,120 Yeah, we both know you're soft as shit. Yeah, we both know you're soft as shit.
114 00:03:50,160 00:03:52,640 Yeah, well at least we're not thick as shit! Yeah, well at least we're not thick as shit!
115 00:03:52,680 00:03:54,399 And actually end up going to uni And actually end up going to uni
116 00:03:54,400 00:03:55,999 and try and do something with our lives and try and do something with our lives
117 00:03:56,000 00:03:57,200 instead of spending the next decade instead of spending the next decade
118 00:03:57,240 00:03:59,199 just managing a coke habit, Ralph! just managing a coke habit, Ralph!
119 00:03:59,200 00:04:01,760 Sorry, got carried away there. Don't know why I did that. Sorry, got carried away there. Don't know why I did that.
120 00:04:01,800 00:04:03,040 That was bad, That was bad,
121 00:04:03,080 00:04:05,680 and snobbish, and I won't do it again. and snobbish, and I won't do it again.
122 00:04:05,720 00:04:07,280 They can't hear me, by the way. They can't hear me, by the way.
123 00:04:08,840 00:04:13,080 As the cooler/more carcinogenically exposed members of the group, As the cooler/more carcinogenically exposed members of the group,
124 00:04:13,120 00:04:16,120 Adnan and Ralph had big ambitions for the summer, Adnan and Ralph had big ambitions for the summer,
125 00:04:16,160 00:04:17,320 involving two girls, involving two girls,
126 00:04:17,360 00:04:20,600 names of Rachel Fielder and Cassie McClaire. names of Rachel Fielder and Cassie McClaire.
127 00:04:20,640 00:04:21,920 LIAM: Cassie, it was agreed, LIAM: Cassie, it was agreed,
128 00:04:21,960 00:04:25,840 was almost the coolest, most fanciable girl in the school, was almost the coolest, most fanciable girl in the school,
129 00:04:25,880 00:04:28,520 second only to Rachel Fielder. second only to Rachel Fielder.
130 00:04:28,560 00:04:31,360 Rachel's coolness partly lay in her knowing Rachel's coolness partly lay in her knowing
131 00:04:31,400 00:04:34,520 and singing the best new songs before anyone else. and singing the best new songs before anyone else.
132 00:04:34,560 00:04:39,080 On this particular day, it was Never Leave You by Lumidee. On this particular day, it was Never Leave You by Lumidee.
133 00:04:43,920 00:04:45,560 (MUTTERS EXCITEDLY) (MUTTERS EXCITEDLY)
134 00:04:45,600 00:04:47,479 - They're coming, they're coming! - Fuck up, man! - They're coming, they're coming! - Fuck up, man!
135 00:04:47,480 00:04:49,880 - Hi, Ralph. - Hi, Ralph, Rachel. - Hi, Ralph. - Hi, Ralph, Rachel.
136 00:04:49,920 00:04:51,119 (BOTH CHUCKLE) (BOTH CHUCKLE)
137 00:04:51,120 00:04:52,880 I'm Rachel, Ralph. I'm Rachel, Ralph.
138 00:04:52,920 00:04:54,200 You're Rachel, I'm Ralph. You're Rachel, I'm Ralph.
139 00:04:55,720 00:04:58,200 Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
140 00:04:59,000 00:05:00,760 So, how are you keeping, then? So, how are you keeping, then?
141 00:05:01,440 00:05:02,880 How's she keeping? How's she keeping?
142 00:05:02,920 00:05:04,200 You sound like my uncle, and he's dead. You sound like my uncle, and he's dead.
143 00:05:05,080 00:05:06,640 I'm keeping all right, thanks. I'm keeping all right, thanks.
144 00:05:08,120 00:05:11,040 Maybe see you down Glebelands tonight? Maybe see you down Glebelands tonight?
145 00:05:11,080 00:05:13,480 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, deffo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, deffo.
146 00:05:13,520 00:05:14,640 I'll see you then, then. I'll see you then, then.
147 00:05:14,680 00:05:17,200 What's that song that you've been singing today? What's that song that you've been singing today?
148 00:05:17,240 00:05:19,879 Never Leave You by Lumidee. Never Leave You by Lumidee.
149 00:05:19,880 00:05:21,480 She's sick and she's going to be a star, She's sick and she's going to be a star,
150 00:05:21,520 00:05:23,480 like her peer Beyonce's also going to be. like her peer Beyonce's also going to be.
151 00:05:24,000 00:05:25,520 Cool. Cool one. Cool. Cool one.
152 00:05:25,560 00:05:27,719 - Sick one. - (CLEARS THROAT) - Sick one. - (CLEARS THROAT)
153 00:05:27,720 00:05:29,119 Ey up, Cassie. Ey up, Cassie.
154 00:05:29,120 00:05:30,880 Give us a fuckin' cig, Addy. Give us a fuckin' cig, Addy.
155 00:05:30,920 00:05:32,240 Yeah, sure. You... Yeah, sure. You...
156 00:05:32,280 00:05:34,000 You can have two if you like. You can have two if you like.
157 00:05:34,720 00:05:35,720 Can I have 'em all? Can I have 'em all?
158 00:05:36,840 00:05:38,000 'Course. 'Course.
159 00:05:38,800 00:05:39,920 Cheers. Cheers.
160 00:05:39,960 00:05:41,640 In a bit. In a bit.
161 00:05:41,680 00:05:44,800 Cassie's so fuckin' fit I want to jump off a footbridge. Cassie's so fuckin' fit I want to jump off a footbridge.
162 00:05:45,600 00:05:46,880 Tut. Tut.
163 00:05:46,920 00:05:48,600 Even as a youth, unlike Addy, Even as a youth, unlike Addy,
164 00:05:48,640 00:05:51,320 I would never objectify women in this way. I would never objectify women in this way.
165 00:05:51,360 00:05:52,640 Yeah. Yeah.
166 00:05:52,680 00:05:54,520 Absolute stun‐bucket, mate. Absolute stun‐bucket, mate.
167 00:05:56,320 00:05:58,560 Addy, we went four ways on them cigs! Addy, we went four ways on them cigs!
168 00:05:58,600 00:05:59,680 Shut up, Craggy! Shut up, Craggy!
169 00:05:59,720 00:06:01,600 I get me pocket money tonight. I'll get more. I get me pocket money tonight. I'll get more.
170 00:06:01,640 00:06:03,559 Hey, Ralph, you really fucked up your chance Hey, Ralph, you really fucked up your chance
171 00:06:03,560 00:06:06,040 - to impress Fielder there. - What do you mean? - to impress Fielder there. - What do you mean?
172 00:06:06,080 00:06:07,359 You hardly said owt to her, didn't you? You hardly said owt to her, didn't you?
173 00:06:07,360 00:06:09,480 Yeah, and what you did say were fuckin' stupid! Yeah, and what you did say were fuckin' stupid!
174 00:06:09,520 00:06:12,400 Shut up, Craggy! I'm not like that, am I? Shut up, Craggy! I'm not like that, am I?
175 00:06:12,440 00:06:15,399 Some lads, they just like to talk and talk and talk. That's not me. Some lads, they just like to talk and talk and talk. That's not me.
176 00:06:15,400 00:06:18,320 My two penn'orth, yeah? Birds talk. My two penn'orth, yeah? Birds talk.
177 00:06:18,360 00:06:21,239 Lads only say shit when shit needs actually saying. Lads only say shit when shit needs actually saying.
178 00:06:21,240 00:06:24,200 Rachel knows that a real man will just sit there. Rachel knows that a real man will just sit there.
179 00:06:24,240 00:06:26,679 Yeah? And not try and impress her and do his own thing, Yeah? And not try and impress her and do his own thing,
180 00:06:26,680 00:06:28,680 do you know what I mean? And she respects me 'cause that's me. do you know what I mean? And she respects me 'cause that's me.
181 00:06:29,120 00:06:30,760 I've never... I've never...
182 00:06:30,800 00:06:32,760 I've never talked too much, never blabbed on, do you know what I mean? I've never talked too much, never blabbed on, do you know what I mean?
183 00:06:32,800 00:06:34,200 I don't like big conversations. I don't like big conversations.
184 00:06:34,240 00:06:37,040 I don't do it. I never have done. I never will do. I don't do it. I never have done. I never will do.
185 00:06:37,080 00:06:39,760 I mean, I'm strong, but silent. I mean, I'm strong, but silent.
186 00:06:40,760 00:06:41,760 Yeah. Yeah.
187 00:06:42,440 00:06:44,040 Forever. End of. Forever. End of.
188 00:06:44,080 00:06:45,360 Right, it's just that... Right, it's just that...
189 00:06:45,400 00:06:47,640 Whitey's chatting her up and she seems to be enjoying it. Whitey's chatting her up and she seems to be enjoying it.
190 00:06:49,680 00:06:51,800 Our antagonist, the villain of the piece, Our antagonist, the villain of the piece,
191 00:06:51,840 00:06:53,160 Matthew White. Matthew White.
192 00:06:53,200 00:06:55,440 He went by "Whitey," even to his parents. He went by "Whitey," even to his parents.
193 00:06:55,480 00:06:58,240 He was renowned for once having nutted a train conductor He was renowned for once having nutted a train conductor
194 00:06:58,280 00:07:01,120 for having the neck to ask to see his ticket. for having the neck to ask to see his ticket.
195 00:07:01,160 00:07:03,280 She won't fall for his bullshit. She won't fall for his bullshit.
196 00:07:03,320 00:07:04,920 She seems to be falling for it She seems to be falling for it
197 00:07:04,960 00:07:06,120 pretty hard. pretty hard.
198 00:07:06,720 00:07:07,720 Shut up, Craggy. Shut up, Craggy.
199 00:07:08,800 00:07:10,159 Look, Ralph, Look, Ralph,
200 00:07:10,160 00:07:12,280 it's normal to feel pissed off when you've been rejected. it's normal to feel pissed off when you've been rejected.
201 00:07:12,320 00:07:15,120 What the fuck are you, Liam, some sort of fucking therapist or something like that? What the fuck are you, Liam, some sort of fucking therapist or something like that?
202 00:07:15,920 00:07:17,520 I'm only trying to help! I'm only trying to help!
203 00:07:19,720 00:07:21,080 He's looking over, Ralph. He's looking over, Ralph.
204 00:07:22,240 00:07:23,120 Yeah. Yeah.
205 00:07:23,160 00:07:25,040 I'll smack him if he looks over again. I'll smack him if he looks over again.
206 00:07:25,080 00:07:26,360 Will you fuck, Ralph! Will you fuck, Ralph!
207 00:07:27,200 00:07:28,880 - Yeah, I will, Craggy. - Ralph! - Yeah, I will, Craggy. - Ralph!
208 00:07:28,920 00:07:30,280 Hey, get off him, man. Hey, get off him, man.
209 00:07:30,320 00:07:33,440 - Ralph! Get off him! - (BELL RINGS) - Ralph! Get off him! - (BELL RINGS)
210 00:07:33,480 00:07:35,480 Addy, you better have them cigs by tonight, mate. Addy, you better have them cigs by tonight, mate.
211 00:07:50,600 00:07:52,360 Sorry, but I just couldn't get the pocket money. Sorry, but I just couldn't get the pocket money.
212 00:07:52,400 00:07:54,160 After school, we sat at Glebelands, After school, we sat at Glebelands,
213 00:07:54,200 00:07:56,400 the town's best graveyard. the town's best graveyard.
214 00:07:56,440 00:07:58,239 Rachel and Cassie hadn't shown up, Rachel and Cassie hadn't shown up,
215 00:07:58,240 00:08:01,920 and worse, Adnan hadn't bought any cigs. and worse, Adnan hadn't bought any cigs.
216 00:08:01,960 00:08:03,560 I don't get paid till next weekend, man, I don't get paid till next weekend, man,
217 00:08:03,600 00:08:05,480 and I can't go a fucking week without a cig. and I can't go a fucking week without a cig.
218 00:08:05,520 00:08:06,800 Oh, young 'un, Oh, young 'un,
219 00:08:06,840 00:08:08,040 how you will grow. how you will grow.
220 00:08:08,080 00:08:09,879 RALPH: I'm holding t'cigs from now on. RALPH: I'm holding t'cigs from now on.
221 00:08:09,880 00:08:11,080 Shall we just go home? Shall we just go home?
222 00:08:11,920 00:08:13,560 Well, we might as well, innit? Well, we might as well, innit?
223 00:08:13,600 00:08:16,000 Without the means to bring about death any quicker, Without the means to bring about death any quicker,
224 00:08:16,040 00:08:17,800 we were forced to each go home we were forced to each go home
225 00:08:17,840 00:08:20,240 and stew in our own tedious mortality, and stew in our own tedious mortality,
226 00:08:20,280 00:08:22,760 AKA play PS2 all night. AKA play PS2 all night.
227 00:08:22,800 00:08:25,680 Wait. Wait, who's this? Wait. Wait, who's this?
228 00:08:25,720 00:08:27,480 Shit, it's Rupert and Tinhead. Shit, it's Rupert and Tinhead.
229 00:08:28,800 00:08:30,240 Little bastards. Little bastards.
230 00:08:30,280 00:08:32,640 LIAM: Tinhead and Rupert are Whitey's mates LIAM: Tinhead and Rupert are Whitey's mates
231 00:08:32,680 00:08:33,840 from Micklefield. from Micklefield.
232 00:08:33,880 00:08:35,800 We were all scared of lads from Mickey. We were all scared of lads from Mickey.
233 00:08:35,840 00:08:38,520 It was a village only a mile or two from Garforth, It was a village only a mile or two from Garforth,
234 00:08:38,560 00:08:41,040 but in terms of its similarity to our own town, but in terms of its similarity to our own town,
235 00:08:41,080 00:08:43,519 it could have been four or five miles away. it could have been four or five miles away.
236 00:08:43,520 00:08:45,560 The village had associations of being, The village had associations of being,
237 00:08:45,600 00:08:47,519 firstly, a rural backwater firstly, a rural backwater
238 00:08:47,520 00:08:49,480 and, secondly, economically deprived, and, secondly, economically deprived,
239 00:08:49,520 00:08:52,040 having been a mining town until the 1980s, having been a mining town until the 1980s,
240 00:08:52,080 00:08:53,160 when Thatcher... when Thatcher...
241 00:08:53,200 00:08:54,240 You know the rest. You know the rest.
242 00:08:54,280 00:08:55,520 And thus, its young denizens And thus, its young denizens
243 00:08:55,560 00:08:57,520 held a strange, menacing mystique held a strange, menacing mystique
244 00:08:57,560 00:09:00,640 for us generally lower middle‐class kids from Garforth. for us generally lower middle‐class kids from Garforth.
245 00:09:02,200 00:09:04,080 It's all right, lads. They're sound with me. It's all right, lads. They're sound with me.
246 00:09:04,960 00:09:06,000 Ey up, lads. Ey up, lads.
247 00:09:06,040 00:09:07,680 Shut up, Addy. Shut up, Addy.
248 00:09:07,720 00:09:08,720 You lot seen Whitey and them? You lot seen Whitey and them?
249 00:09:09,440 00:09:10,360 No, mate. No, mate.
250 00:09:10,400 00:09:12,120 Cassie said they might come down, though. Cassie said they might come down, though.
251 00:09:12,160 00:09:14,479 I know she said they might come down. I'm asking if they've been down, though. I know she said they might come down. I'm asking if they've been down, though.
252 00:09:14,480 00:09:16,040 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
253 00:09:16,080 00:09:17,320 What you laughing for, Addy? What you laughing for, Addy?
254 00:09:18,320 00:09:19,680 I don't know, mate, to be honest. I don't know, mate, to be honest.
255 00:09:24,040 00:09:25,200 (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS)
256 00:09:26,880 00:09:27,959 Who are all these lot, then? Who are all these lot, then?
257 00:09:27,960 00:09:29,560 (STAMMERS) Just my mates. (STAMMERS) Just my mates.
258 00:09:30,320 00:09:31,720 A weird‐looking lot, ain't you? A weird‐looking lot, ain't you?
259 00:09:32,800 00:09:34,200 Hang about, what's your name? Hang about, what's your name?
260 00:09:35,960 00:09:36,960 Ralph. Ralph.
261 00:09:37,920 00:09:39,200 You're Ralph, yeah? You're Ralph, yeah?
262 00:09:40,240 00:09:41,560 Stand up for me. Stand up for me.
263 00:09:41,600 00:09:42,560 Why? Why?
264 00:09:42,600 00:09:44,400 I said stand up, you little prick, so stand up. I said stand up, you little prick, so stand up.
265 00:09:46,800 00:09:48,480 What have you been saying about Whitey? What have you been saying about Whitey?
266 00:09:49,320 00:09:50,880 - Er, nowt. - Nowt? - Er, nowt. - Nowt?
267 00:09:51,240 00:09:52,440 No, nowt. No, nowt.
268 00:09:52,480 00:09:54,080 You said you were going to smack him, didn't you? You said you were going to smack him, didn't you?
269 00:09:54,120 00:09:57,080 - No... - Oh, yes, you did, Ralph, and he's going to smack you for it. - No... - Oh, yes, you did, Ralph, and he's going to smack you for it.
270 00:09:57,120 00:09:58,240 Rupert, he didn't. Rupert, he didn't.
271 00:09:58,280 00:09:59,319 I were there. I were there.
272 00:09:59,320 00:10:01,080 What do you mean you were there, Addy? What do you mean you were there, Addy?
273 00:10:01,120 00:10:02,560 As in, I were there when he didn't say it. As in, I were there when he didn't say it.
274 00:10:02,600 00:10:04,960 That don't make no fucking sense, Addy. That don't make no fucking sense, Addy.
275 00:10:05,000 00:10:06,160 'Cause what we heard, right, 'Cause what we heard, right,
276 00:10:06,200 00:10:08,120 is that you told Cassie is that you told Cassie
277 00:10:08,160 00:10:09,680 that you're going to smack Whitey. that you're going to smack Whitey.
278 00:10:10,320 00:10:11,520 Ain't that right, Addy? Ain't that right, Addy?
279 00:10:11,560 00:10:12,560 Erm... Erm...
280 00:10:12,920 00:10:13,920 Go on, Addy. Go on, Addy.
281 00:10:14,720 00:10:16,040 Tell 'em t'truth. Tell 'em t'truth.
282 00:10:16,080 00:10:17,520 - Are you sure? - Yes, Addy. - Are you sure? - Yes, Addy.
283 00:10:18,200 00:10:19,360 All right. All right.
284 00:10:20,280 00:10:21,360 Then I did tell her. Then I did tell her.
285 00:10:21,400 00:10:23,880 - Addy! - You said tell the truth! - Addy! - You said tell the truth!
286 00:10:23,920 00:10:25,280 False truth, not real truth! False truth, not real truth!
287 00:10:25,320 00:10:26,840 So you did say it, then, Ralph, yeah? So you did say it, then, Ralph, yeah?
288 00:10:28,840 00:10:29,880 Whitey going to smack me? Whitey going to smack me?
289 00:10:29,920 00:10:32,640 Oh, yeah, he's going to fucking batter your mush. Oh, yeah, he's going to fucking batter your mush.
290 00:10:33,880 00:10:35,040 When's he going to batter me? When's he going to batter me?
291 00:10:35,080 00:10:36,480 Soon as he sees you. Soon as he sees you.
292 00:10:41,920 00:10:43,520 Well, what if I smack him first? Well, what if I smack him first?
293 00:10:44,920 00:10:46,760 What if you smack him first? What if you smack him first?
294 00:10:46,800 00:10:48,360 What? What?
295 00:10:48,400 00:10:51,240 What, so you're saying you want to have a fight with Whitey, then, Ralph, yeah? What, so you're saying you want to have a fight with Whitey, then, Ralph, yeah?
296 00:10:51,520 00:10:52,400 Yeah. Yeah.
297 00:10:52,440 00:10:54,079 - Like a proper fight, yeah? - Yeah. - Like a proper fight, yeah? - Yeah.
298 00:10:54,080 00:10:56,440 Kids around you in a circle shouting "fight" and everything, yeah? Kids around you in a circle shouting "fight" and everything, yeah?
299 00:10:56,480 00:10:57,680 - Yeah, yeah. - I could be referee. - Yeah, yeah. - I could be referee.
300 00:10:57,720 00:10:59,160 Don't need a fucking referee, Craggy. Don't need a fucking referee, Craggy.
301 00:10:59,200 00:11:00,760 - Shut up, Craggy. - Shut up, Addy. - Shut up, Craggy. - Shut up, Addy.
302 00:11:00,800 00:11:01,840 All right, then, boys. All right, then, boys.
303 00:11:02,840 00:11:04,520 The rec, Friday, 5:00. The rec, Friday, 5:00.
304 00:11:04,560 00:11:05,560 No. No.
305 00:11:06,440 00:11:08,680 Whitey always has his tea at 5:00. Whitey always has his tea at 5:00.
306 00:11:08,720 00:11:11,080 All right, the rec, Friday, 6:00. All right, the rec, Friday, 6:00.
307 00:11:11,120 00:11:13,400 Well, give him some time for it to go down. Well, give him some time for it to go down.
308 00:11:13,440 00:11:15,800 All right, the rec, Friday, 6:15. All right, the rec, Friday, 6:15.
309 00:11:16,600 00:11:17,640 All right. All right.
310 00:11:17,680 00:11:18,720 RUPERT: Sound. RUPERT: Sound.
311 00:11:18,760 00:11:21,039 Big man, Ralph. Big man. Big man, Ralph. Big man.
312 00:11:21,040 00:11:22,800 Signed your own death warrant there, lad. Signed your own death warrant there, lad.
313 00:11:26,720 00:11:30,400 - I told you they were sound. - They're not fucking sound, Addy! - I told you they were sound. - They're not fucking sound, Addy!
314 00:11:30,440 00:11:32,720 I'm going to get me head kicked in and it's all your fault! I'm going to get me head kicked in and it's all your fault!
315 00:11:32,760 00:11:34,360 I'm sorry, mate. I'm sorry, mate.
316 00:11:34,400 00:11:36,200 It's just when I look into Cassie's eyes, It's just when I look into Cassie's eyes,
317 00:11:36,240 00:11:37,920 I want to tell her all my secrets. I want to tell her all my secrets.
318 00:11:38,880 00:11:39,960 I can't help it. I can't help it.
319 00:11:41,360 00:11:44,520 I can't blame you, mate, I'm the same with Fielder. I can't blame you, mate, I'm the same with Fielder.
320 00:11:44,560 00:11:47,520 Told her Craggy's only got one ball last week. Told her Craggy's only got one ball last week.
321 00:11:47,560 00:11:50,399 - I've got two balls! - I know you've got two balls. - I've got two balls! - I know you've got two balls.
322 00:11:50,400 00:11:51,800 Wouldn't impress her, though, would it? Wouldn't impress her, though, would it?
323 00:12:04,760 00:12:05,800 Over the next few days, Over the next few days,
324 00:12:05,840 00:12:08,519 Ralph talked about staying in all summer... Ralph talked about staying in all summer...
325 00:12:08,520 00:12:10,280 And I don't think he was joking. And I don't think he was joking.
326 00:12:10,320 00:12:12,119 Certainly all interaction we had with him Certainly all interaction we had with him
327 00:12:12,120 00:12:14,760 carried a heavy subtext of brutal worry, carried a heavy subtext of brutal worry,
328 00:12:14,800 00:12:17,120 as if his every utterance truly meant... as if his every utterance truly meant...
329 00:12:17,160 00:12:18,560 I'm going to get battered. I'm going to get battered.
330 00:12:18,600 00:12:19,600 CASSIE: Oi, Ralph! CASSIE: Oi, Ralph!
331 00:12:22,920 00:12:24,680 - Whoa! - Jesus. - Whoa! - Jesus.
332 00:12:24,720 00:12:26,360 You're going to knacker it if you keep doing that. You're going to knacker it if you keep doing that.
333 00:12:26,400 00:12:27,800 It ain't mine. Ralph, It ain't mine. Ralph,
334 00:12:27,840 00:12:29,360 what the fuck are you doing? what the fuck are you doing?
335 00:12:29,400 00:12:31,000 Having an ice pop. Having an ice pop.
336 00:12:31,040 00:12:33,600 - Not the fucking ice pop! - Did you say you want to fight with Whitey? - Not the fucking ice pop! - Did you say you want to fight with Whitey?
337 00:12:33,640 00:12:34,680 Yeah. Yeah.
338 00:12:34,720 00:12:35,680 Why? Why?
339 00:12:35,720 00:12:37,720 'Cause he were flirting with you, all right? 'Cause he were flirting with you, all right?
340 00:12:37,760 00:12:38,760 That's fucking stupid. That's fucking stupid.
341 00:12:38,800 00:12:40,440 If you like me, why would it impress me If you like me, why would it impress me
342 00:12:40,480 00:12:42,119 to fight someone else who likes me? to fight someone else who likes me?
343 00:12:42,120 00:12:43,320 You wouldn't understand. You wouldn't understand.
344 00:12:43,360 00:12:44,720 You don't fucking understand, Ralph! You don't fucking understand, Ralph!
345 00:12:44,760 00:12:46,640 - I love this girl, right? She's beautiful. - Thanks, love. - I love this girl, right? She's beautiful. - Thanks, love.
346 00:12:46,680 00:12:47,920 And she don't want you to get battered, And she don't want you to get battered,
347 00:12:47,960 00:12:48,960 so if you fight with Whitey, so if you fight with Whitey,
348 00:12:49,000 00:12:50,360 I'll batter you, all right? I'll batter you, all right?
349 00:12:50,840 00:12:51,840 Fuck's sake. Fuck's sake.
350 00:12:56,440 00:12:57,520 I've got that Lumidee I've got that Lumidee
351 00:12:57,560 00:12:58,999 song on my iPod. I've been listening to it. song on my iPod. I've been listening to it.
352 00:12:59,000 00:13:01,039 I don't like that song no more. I don't like that song no more.
353 00:13:01,040 00:13:03,640 Now I like Where Is The Love? by Black Eyed Peas. Now I like Where Is The Love? by Black Eyed Peas.
354 00:13:04,080 00:13:05,280 Oi! Oi!
355 00:13:05,320 00:13:06,360 CASSIE: Fuck! CASSIE: Fuck!
356 00:13:06,400 00:13:07,600 Give us a cig, Addy! Give us a cig, Addy!
357 00:13:07,640 00:13:09,320 - Come on! - Shit! - Come on! - Shit!
358 00:13:10,280 00:13:11,880 That's my bike! That's my bike!
359 00:13:17,720 00:13:19,360 "At least," thought Craggy and me, "At least," thought Craggy and me,
360 00:13:19,400 00:13:21,800 "we're not the ones who are going to get beaten up." "we're not the ones who are going to get beaten up."
361 00:13:21,840 00:13:23,320 That was until Thursday, That was until Thursday,
362 00:13:23,360 00:13:24,920 the day before the fight. the day before the fight.
363 00:13:25,560 00:13:27,159 Shit the bed. Shit the bed.
364 00:13:27,160 00:13:29,159 - Pretend we don't see 'em. - Oh, shit. - Pretend we don't see 'em. - Oh, shit.
365 00:13:29,160 00:13:30,360 RUPERT: Oi! RUPERT: Oi!
366 00:13:31,760 00:13:33,480 Oi! Oi!
367 00:13:33,520 00:13:36,120 Don't pretend you haven't heard me. Don't pretend you haven't heard me.
368 00:13:36,160 00:13:37,640 Where you boys off to, then? Where you boys off to, then?
369 00:13:37,680 00:13:40,439 - Just nipping down home for me tea. - Oh, no, you're not. - Just nipping down home for me tea. - Oh, no, you're not.
370 00:13:40,440 00:13:42,239 You're going to stay and have a chat with me. You're going to stay and have a chat with me.
371 00:13:42,240 00:13:43,640 Yeah, but my tea will get cold. Yeah, but my tea will get cold.
372 00:13:43,680 00:13:45,279 You've got a microwave, haven't you? You've got a microwave, haven't you?
373 00:13:45,280 00:13:46,920 - Yeah. - So you can heat it up, then. - Yeah. - So you can heat it up, then.
374 00:13:46,960 00:13:49,520 - Yeah, but it's rice, so you're not supposed to... - Shut the fuck up. - Yeah, but it's rice, so you're not supposed to... - Shut the fuck up.
375 00:13:49,560 00:13:52,000 It's safe within 24 hours, mate. It's safe within 24 hours, mate.
376 00:13:53,280 00:13:55,519 We saw you with Ralph the other day, didn't we? We saw you with Ralph the other day, didn't we?
377 00:13:55,520 00:13:57,359 What's your name again, is it Craggy? What's your name again, is it Craggy?
378 00:13:57,360 00:13:58,800 I don't know. I don't know.
379 00:13:58,840 00:14:00,920 What do you mean you don't know what your name is, you maggot? What do you mean you don't know what your name is, you maggot?
380 00:14:00,960 00:14:02,320 Do that mad thing you do. Do that mad thing you do.
381 00:14:02,360 00:14:03,960 (CRAGGY SIGHS) (CRAGGY SIGHS)
382 00:14:04,000 00:14:06,280 - Do I have to? - Yeah, do the mad thing you do, now! - Do I have to? - Yeah, do the mad thing you do, now!
383 00:14:06,320 00:14:07,480 Just do it, man. Just do it, man.
384 00:14:16,160 00:14:17,680 (MUTTERS) (MUTTERS)
385 00:14:18,960 00:14:20,400 Right, it's boring now, shut up. Right, it's boring now, shut up.
386 00:14:21,440 00:14:22,640 And what's your name? And what's your name?
387 00:14:22,680 00:14:23,919 Liam. Liam.
388 00:14:23,920 00:14:26,480 Liam, right, you're all, like, Liam, right, you're all, like,
389 00:14:26,520 00:14:28,320 clever and that. Little geek, innit? clever and that. Little geek, innit?
390 00:14:29,160 00:14:30,400 I guess, in context, I guess, in context,
391 00:14:30,440 00:14:32,360 - you could say that. - All right. - you could say that. - All right.
392 00:14:32,840 00:14:33,840 Word... Word...
393 00:14:34,600 00:14:35,680 Word poof. Word poof.
394 00:14:36,360 00:14:37,799 What does that mean? What does that mean?
395 00:14:37,800 00:14:39,160 Are you mouthy, you? Are you mouthy, you?
396 00:14:39,200 00:14:40,200 Am I mouthy? Am I mouthy?
397 00:14:40,240 00:14:41,360 TINHEAD: Don't be mouthy. TINHEAD: Don't be mouthy.
398 00:14:41,400 00:14:43,120 No, I won't. I won't. No, I won't. I won't.
399 00:14:43,160 00:14:44,640 Right, let's cut the shit, boys. Right, let's cut the shit, boys.
400 00:14:44,680 00:14:46,239 I've heard Ralph's going to bottle this fight I've heard Ralph's going to bottle this fight
401 00:14:46,240 00:14:48,039 and go into hiding all summer like a little maggot. and go into hiding all summer like a little maggot.
402 00:14:48,040 00:14:51,040 - Tell him he better not do that. - No, he better not do that, boys... - Tell him he better not do that. - No, he better not do that, boys...
403 00:14:51,080 00:14:54,479 'Cause if we can't find Ralph, we're coming for his mates. 'Cause if we can't find Ralph, we're coming for his mates.
404 00:14:54,480 00:14:55,920 And you're his mates, aren't you? And you're his mates, aren't you?
405 00:14:56,880 00:14:58,240 - We are. - RUPERT: Yeah. - We are. - RUPERT: Yeah.
406 00:14:58,280 00:15:00,440 Yeah, you are, so if I can't find Ralph tomorrow, Yeah, you are, so if I can't find Ralph tomorrow,
407 00:15:00,480 00:15:01,720 I'm going to come for youse. I'm going to come for youse.
408 00:15:03,320 00:15:05,120 I'll tell you what, mate, I would love I'll tell you what, mate, I would love
409 00:15:05,160 00:15:07,320 to knock you the fuck out. to knock you the fuck out.
410 00:15:08,880 00:15:09,959 Are you listening, mate? Are you listening, mate?
411 00:15:09,960 00:15:12,160 - (INAUDIBLE) - (WHITE NOISE) - (INAUDIBLE) - (WHITE NOISE)
412 00:15:19,080 00:15:21,240 (WHITE NOISE CONTINUES) (WHITE NOISE CONTINUES)
413 00:15:27,080 00:15:28,480 Bastard! Aye! Bastard! Aye!
414 00:15:28,920 00:15:29,920 Prick. Prick.
415 00:15:32,720 00:15:34,320 TINHEAD: And tell him... TINHEAD: And tell him...
416 00:15:34,360 00:15:37,440 That the longer it takes for Whitey to find him, That the longer it takes for Whitey to find him,
417 00:15:37,480 00:15:40,600 the worse it's going to be for all of youse, all right? the worse it's going to be for all of youse, all right?
418 00:15:42,360 00:15:43,640 Now fuck off. Now fuck off.
419 00:15:43,680 00:15:45,920 Not that way, fuck off that way, long way round t'park. Not that way, fuck off that way, long way round t'park.
420 00:15:49,200 00:15:51,400 Three minutes at 800 watts, Craggy. Three minutes at 800 watts, Craggy.
421 00:15:54,440 00:15:56,920 (ANIMALS SCREECHING) (ANIMALS SCREECHING)
422 00:15:56,960 00:15:59,920 NARRATOR: The hunters struggle to bring their victim to the ground. NARRATOR: The hunters struggle to bring their victim to the ground.
423 00:15:59,960 00:16:01,960 (ANIMALS CONTINUE SCREECHING OVER TV) (ANIMALS CONTINUE SCREECHING OVER TV)
424 00:16:06,200 00:16:08,840 Only after the kill has been dismembered Only after the kill has been dismembered
425 00:16:08,880 00:16:11,480 does the forest finally quieten down. does the forest finally quieten down.
426 00:16:13,200 00:16:14,800 Are you a fucking man or what? Are you a fucking man or what?
427 00:16:16,200 00:16:17,280 You know what you should have said? You know what you should have said?
428 00:16:17,320 00:16:18,960 You should have said, "Fuck you." You should have said, "Fuck you."
429 00:16:19,440 00:16:20,600 Fuck you. Fuck you.
430 00:16:21,280 00:16:22,600 I'll break your... I'll break your...
431 00:16:23,640 00:16:24,920 I'll break your brain. I'll break your brain.
432 00:16:24,960 00:16:26,480 Yeah, I'll break your brain... Yeah, I'll break your brain...
433 00:16:26,960 00:16:28,239 You louse. You louse.
434 00:16:28,240 00:16:31,079 We'd been exposed to the true meaning of nature, We'd been exposed to the true meaning of nature,
435 00:16:31,080 00:16:32,920 the one that grows like nettles the one that grows like nettles
436 00:16:32,960 00:16:35,320 out of sight and mind of grown‐ups. out of sight and mind of grown‐ups.
437 00:16:35,360 00:16:36,840 We might well die, We might well die,
438 00:16:36,880 00:16:39,720 or at least have our facial bones broken, or at least have our facial bones broken,
439 00:16:39,760 00:16:40,840 and we couldn't tell anyone and we couldn't tell anyone
440 00:16:40,880 00:16:43,280 because to tell an adult would make you a grass. because to tell an adult would make you a grass.
441 00:16:43,320 00:16:44,400 And in Leeds at that age, And in Leeds at that age,
442 00:16:44,440 00:16:47,159 a grass was the worst thing you could be. a grass was the worst thing you could be.
443 00:16:47,160 00:16:48,840 Apart from a paedophile. Apart from a paedophile.
444 00:16:48,880 00:16:50,160 Or a Man United fan, Or a Man United fan,
445 00:16:50,200 00:16:51,760 which, incidentally, I am. which, incidentally, I am.
446 00:16:51,800 00:16:54,240 A Man United fan, not a paedophile. I want to make that very clear. A Man United fan, not a paedophile. I want to make that very clear.
447 00:16:54,280 00:16:56,920 Although, you know, I think a lot of the sort of demonic shame Although, you know, I think a lot of the sort of demonic shame
448 00:16:56,960 00:16:58,280 attached to paedophilia attached to paedophilia
449 00:16:58,320 00:17:00,440 can exace... Let's not get into that now. can exace... Let's not get into that now.
450 00:17:04,720 00:17:07,280 We met at Ralph's on the day of the fight. We met at Ralph's on the day of the fight.
451 00:17:07,320 00:17:09,280 Everything would be fine for me and Craggy Everything would be fine for me and Craggy
452 00:17:09,320 00:17:10,720 as long as Ralph showed up. as long as Ralph showed up.
453 00:17:17,240 00:17:18,560 What time is it now, then? What time is it now, then?
454 00:17:20,000 00:17:23,600 It's nearly 6:00, actually, so we'd best get going. It's nearly 6:00, actually, so we'd best get going.
455 00:17:23,640 00:17:25,560 Look, I don't think I'm going to be able to go, me, boys, Look, I don't think I'm going to be able to go, me, boys,
456 00:17:25,600 00:17:27,160 'cause I've got so much shit to clean up 'cause I've got so much shit to clean up
457 00:17:27,200 00:17:29,680 before my mum and dad get home or else they're going to go mental. before my mum and dad get home or else they're going to go mental.
458 00:17:29,720 00:17:31,440 What are you talking about, Ralph? What are you talking about, Ralph?
459 00:17:32,240 00:17:34,600 Look, fuck it, man. I'm not going! Look, fuck it, man. I'm not going!
460 00:17:34,640 00:17:35,960 Why would I? I'm just going to get battered. Why would I? I'm just going to get battered.
461 00:17:36,000 00:17:37,320 I don't want to, there's no point. I don't want to, there's no point.
462 00:17:39,280 00:17:40,600 Ralph, man, Ralph, man,
463 00:17:40,640 00:17:41,600 you've got to go, you've got to go,
464 00:17:41,640 00:17:43,280 - otherwise we're... - (STOMPS FOOT AND GRUNTS) - otherwise we're... - (STOMPS FOOT AND GRUNTS)
465 00:17:44,080 00:17:45,319 RALPH: What, Craggy? RALPH: What, Craggy?
466 00:17:45,320 00:17:46,520 I don't know. I don't know.
467 00:17:46,560 00:17:48,919 Look, Ralph, man, you... (SIGHS) You've got to go. Look, Ralph, man, you... (SIGHS) You've got to go.
468 00:17:48,920 00:17:50,400 Look, just before you see this, Look, just before you see this,
469 00:17:50,440 00:17:52,200 remember it was 15 years ago. remember it was 15 years ago.
470 00:17:52,240 00:17:53,560 I was young. I was young.
471 00:17:53,600 00:17:54,959 Look, listen, lad. Look, listen, lad.
472 00:17:54,960 00:17:57,760 There aren't many moments in life where you've got to step up, There aren't many moments in life where you've got to step up,
473 00:17:57,800 00:17:59,000 and when those moments come, and when those moments come,
474 00:17:59,040 00:18:00,240 you've got to take them. you've got to take them.
475 00:18:00,280 00:18:01,480 Look, whatever Fielder says, right... Look, whatever Fielder says, right...
476 00:18:01,520 00:18:04,040 Look at me. Look at me, right? Look at me. Look at me, right?
477 00:18:04,080 00:18:05,880 Deep down, perhaps even on a level Deep down, perhaps even on a level
478 00:18:05,920 00:18:07,960 she don't even understand, she don't even understand,
479 00:18:08,000 00:18:09,680 she needs you to fight Whitey. she needs you to fight Whitey.
480 00:18:10,600 00:18:12,960 You've got to take this moment, mate. You've got to take this moment, mate.
481 00:18:13,000 00:18:14,560 You've got to look danger You've got to look danger
482 00:18:14,600 00:18:16,800 and pain in the eye, and pain in the eye,
483 00:18:16,840 00:18:18,400 just stare it down and be just stare it down and be
484 00:18:18,440 00:18:20,440 a fuckin' man about it, yeah? a fuckin' man about it, yeah?
485 00:18:24,000 00:18:25,160 Yeah. Yeah.
486 00:18:26,160 00:18:27,320 You're probably right. You're probably right.
487 00:18:28,680 00:18:29,680 Of course I am. Of course I am.
488 00:18:29,720 00:18:31,080 Right, come on, boys, we've got to get going, Right, come on, boys, we've got to get going,
489 00:18:31,120 00:18:32,360 get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out of here.
490 00:18:40,880 00:18:42,680 LIAM: We walked from Ralph's to the rec, LIAM: We walked from Ralph's to the rec,
491 00:18:42,720 00:18:45,640 with the swaggering theatricality of a boxer with the swaggering theatricality of a boxer
492 00:18:45,680 00:18:46,920 and his corner men. and his corner men.
493 00:18:46,960 00:18:48,000 Maybe, Maybe,
494 00:18:48,040 00:18:49,680 just maybe, just maybe,
495 00:18:49,720 00:18:51,079 Ralph could do it. Ralph could do it.
496 00:18:51,080 00:18:53,280 (CROWD CHATTERING) (CROWD CHATTERING)
497 00:18:56,720 00:18:57,920 This is it, then, innit? This is it, then, innit?
498 00:18:59,840 00:19:01,240 Goodbye, Ralph. Goodbye, Ralph.
499 00:19:01,280 00:19:02,880 Fucking hell, Craggy, I'm not going to die. Fucking hell, Craggy, I'm not going to die.
500 00:19:05,160 00:19:06,360 Ralph... Ralph...
501 00:19:07,040 00:19:08,240 Yes, Liam? Yes, Liam?
502 00:19:10,240 00:19:11,600 No, I've got nothing. No, I've got nothing.
503 00:19:13,560 00:19:14,560 Go on, Ralph. Go on, Ralph.
504 00:19:18,280 00:19:20,480 (CROWD CHATTERING AND CHEERING) (CROWD CHATTERING AND CHEERING)
505 00:19:48,040 00:19:49,520 We should shout something. We should shout something.
506 00:19:49,560 00:19:50,640 Like what? Like what?
507 00:19:50,680 00:19:51,840 I don't know, anything! I don't know, anything!
508 00:19:51,880 00:19:52,880 Something rousing. Something rousing.
509 00:19:53,720 00:19:54,880 Go on, Ralph! Go on, Ralph!
510 00:19:54,920 00:19:57,000 Take him to the toy shop! Take him to the toy shop!
511 00:19:57,040 00:19:58,120 What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?
512 00:19:58,160 00:19:59,680 "Take him to the toy shop"? "Take him to the toy shop"?
513 00:20:00,120 00:20:01,440 Go on, Ralph, lad! Go on, Ralph, lad!
514 00:20:06,600 00:20:08,760 (WHITE NOISE DROWNS OUT AUDIO) (WHITE NOISE DROWNS OUT AUDIO)
515 00:20:25,200 00:20:27,360 (WHITE NOISE CONTINUES) (WHITE NOISE CONTINUES)
516 00:20:34,280 00:20:35,920 BOY: You little girl. BOY: You little girl.
517 00:20:35,960 00:20:37,120 Leave him now. Leave him now.
518 00:20:37,160 00:20:38,360 Leave him now. Leave him now.
519 00:20:39,680 00:20:40,760 Done him right over. Done him right over.
520 00:20:40,800 00:20:41,800 Fuckin' hell. Fuckin' hell.
521 00:20:49,680 00:20:51,280 Ralph, I ain't going to batter you. Ralph, I ain't going to batter you.
522 00:20:51,320 00:20:52,600 You've taken enough. You've taken enough.
523 00:20:54,240 00:20:56,000 Where's Rachel? Where's Rachel?
524 00:20:56,040 00:20:57,240 She didn't come, Ralph. She didn't come, Ralph.
525 00:20:59,240 00:21:00,680 Come on, man, let's get out of here. Come on, man, let's get out of here.
526 00:21:01,760 00:21:03,160 We'll get you to your mum's house, man. We'll get you to your mum's house, man.
527 00:21:03,200 00:21:04,800 You did all right, bro. You did all right. You did all right, bro. You did all right.
528 00:21:04,840 00:21:07,400 My face is really hurting. What the fuck do I look like? My face is really hurting. What the fuck do I look like?
529 00:21:13,920 00:21:15,920 (WHITE NOISE BUILDS) (WHITE NOISE BUILDS)
530 00:21:20,600 00:21:21,480 Excuse me. Excuse me.
531 00:21:21,520 00:21:22,800 What is your problem, mate? What is your problem, mate?
532 00:21:23,480 00:21:24,480 Erm... Erm...
533 00:21:25,880 00:21:27,439 I just wanted to say sorry. I just wanted to say sorry.
534 00:21:27,440 00:21:28,440 "Sorry"? "Sorry"?
535 00:21:29,040 00:21:30,360 Yeah. For, erm... Yeah. For, erm...
536 00:21:31,120 00:21:32,760 I got the red mist and... I got the red mist and...
537 00:21:33,640 00:21:35,679 Erm, I was acting like a prick Erm, I was acting like a prick
538 00:21:35,680 00:21:37,800 and, erm, yeah, took it out on you. and, erm, yeah, took it out on you.
539 00:21:39,800 00:21:40,800 Okay, pal. Okay, pal.
540 00:21:41,720 00:21:42,919 Yeah, so, erm, Yeah, so, erm,
541 00:21:42,920 00:21:44,000 just have a good night, yeah? just have a good night, yeah?
542 00:21:47,360 00:21:48,560 You, too, mate. You, too, mate.
543 00:21:48,840 00:21:50,120 Thanks. Thanks.
544 00:21:50,160 00:21:51,400 Your shirt's wet. Your shirt's wet.
545 00:21:52,200 00:21:53,440 Yes. Yes.
546 00:21:55,600 00:21:56,600 Thanks. Thanks.
547 00:21:59,440 00:22:01,080 Sorry, can I just squeeze in there? Sorry, can I just squeeze in there?
548 00:22:01,120 00:22:03,000 - Erm... - What the fuck was that? - Erm... - What the fuck was that?
549 00:22:03,040 00:22:05,240 I was just saying sorry to him. I was just saying sorry to him.
550 00:22:05,280 00:22:07,600 And... But, more importantly, I'm sorry to you. And... But, more importantly, I'm sorry to you.
551 00:22:07,640 00:22:09,640 It's fine, I shouldn't have been... It's fine, I shouldn't have been...
552 00:22:09,680 00:22:11,760 - It's okay. Look, I'm sorry. - No, you don't be sorry. - It's okay. Look, I'm sorry. - No, you don't be sorry.
553 00:22:11,800 00:22:12,880 Er, that's me. Er, that's me.
554 00:22:12,920 00:22:14,400 That's on me. That's on me.
555 00:22:14,440 00:22:15,719 Erm... Erm...
556 00:22:15,720 00:22:16,960 Do you want to go, maybe? Do you want to go, maybe?
557 00:22:18,000 00:22:19,160 Erm... Erm...
558 00:22:20,080 00:22:21,680 My friends are still here, so... My friends are still here, so...
559 00:22:21,720 00:22:22,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
560 00:22:22,760 00:22:24,000 You stay... You stay...
561 00:22:24,040 00:22:25,120 I'm going to head. I'm going to head.
562 00:22:25,160 00:22:26,160 I'm going to get an early one, I'm going to get an early one,
563 00:22:26,200 00:22:27,399 have a bath. have a bath.
564 00:22:27,400 00:22:28,440 All right, just... All right, just...
565 00:22:28,480 00:22:30,640 I haven't had a night out in ages, so... I haven't had a night out in ages, so...
566 00:22:30,680 00:22:31,760 Yeah, er... Yeah, er...
567 00:22:31,800 00:22:32,760 We'll do something tomorrow We'll do something tomorrow
568 00:22:32,800 00:22:34,800 and talk about it tomorrow and, er... and talk about it tomorrow and, er...
569 00:22:34,840 00:22:35,840 Yep. Yep.
570 00:22:36,120 00:22:37,720 Okay. Okay.
571 00:22:37,760 00:22:39,560 Yeah. All right, then. Yeah. All right, then.
572 00:22:40,880 00:22:41,880 Love you. Love you.
573 00:22:42,800 00:22:44,240 - Love you, too. - Erm, - Love you, too. - Erm,
574 00:22:44,280 00:22:45,880 - I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? - Yeah. - I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? - Yeah.
575 00:22:46,920 00:22:47,920 Yeah. Yeah.
576 00:22:50,120 00:22:51,440 So there we go. So there we go.
577 00:22:51,480 00:22:53,640 It can be helpful to go back through all those It can be helpful to go back through all those
578 00:22:53,680 00:22:56,040 angry, selfish moments and to think, angry, selfish moments and to think,
579 00:22:56,080 00:22:57,480 "Where does this all begin?" "Where does this all begin?"
580 00:22:57,520 00:22:59,200 And to see that it's childhood, And to see that it's childhood,
581 00:22:59,240 00:23:00,680 adolescence, where... adolescence, where...
582 00:23:00,720 00:23:04,360 We don't necessarily learn to accept those weaknesses. We don't necessarily learn to accept those weaknesses.
583 00:23:04,400 00:23:05,920 That need to feel big, That need to feel big,
584 00:23:05,960 00:23:07,400 hard, alpha, hard, alpha,
585 00:23:07,440 00:23:09,239 did Ralph no good at all. did Ralph no good at all.
586 00:23:09,240 00:23:11,120 And, for my part, how much did that And, for my part, how much did that
587 00:23:11,160 00:23:12,839 early experience of cowardice, early experience of cowardice,
588 00:23:12,840 00:23:16,000 of selling Ralph down the river to protect my own neck, of selling Ralph down the river to protect my own neck,
589 00:23:16,040 00:23:17,560 affect my later behaviour? affect my later behaviour?
590 00:23:17,600 00:23:18,640 All those efforts All those efforts
591 00:23:18,680 00:23:21,919 to somehow compensate for having felt dominated, to somehow compensate for having felt dominated,
592 00:23:21,920 00:23:24,080 soft, unmanly? soft, unmanly?
593 00:23:24,120 00:23:25,719 Because isn't that Because isn't that
594 00:23:25,720 00:23:27,040 the true bravery? the true bravery?
595 00:23:27,080 00:23:29,240 To feel embarrassed, humiliated, To feel embarrassed, humiliated,
596 00:23:29,280 00:23:31,360 weak, rejected, unwanted, weak, rejected, unwanted,
597 00:23:31,400 00:23:33,960 whatever, and to think, "That's fine. whatever, and to think, "That's fine.
598 00:23:34,000 00:23:35,400 "That's just part of life, "That's just part of life,
599 00:23:35,440 00:23:37,640 "and tomorrow is a new day." "and tomorrow is a new day."
600 00:23:38,000 00:23:39,240 Melt. Melt.
601 00:23:39,280 00:23:40,440 What did you say, mate? What did you say, mate?
602 00:23:41,400 00:23:42,680 Called you a melt, mate. Called you a melt, mate.
603 00:23:44,440 00:23:45,440 You... You...