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1 | 00:01:32,833 | 00:01:35,769 | - Five seconds. - After this person. | - Five seconds. - After this person. |
2 | 00:01:42,676 | 00:01:44,879 | - And clear. - Not clear. | - And clear. - Not clear. |
3 | 00:01:49,950 | 00:01:51,486 | - Go. - No. | - Go. - No. |
4 | 00:01:55,956 | 00:01:57,759 | Now. | Now. |
5 | 00:02:44,872 | 00:02:46,474 | This could be cash. | This could be cash. |
6 | 00:02:46,506 | 00:02:48,542 | No. Money order. | No. Money order. |
7 | 00:02:50,410 | 00:02:51,511 | Twenty. | Twenty. |
8 | 00:02:51,545 | 00:02:53,381 | Oh, I think they sell these at... | Oh, I think they sell these at... |
9 | 00:02:53,414 | 00:02:55,450 | I have a receipt that'll work for this. | I have a receipt that'll work for this. |
10 | 00:03:02,054 | 00:03:04,958 | - Hmm. - Toys and games. 12.99, Target. Easy return. | - Hmm. - Toys and games. 12.99, Target. Easy return. |
11 | 00:03:04,992 | 00:03:07,762 | So, this is, this is not a cheap tie. | So, this is, this is not a cheap tie. |
12 | 00:03:11,765 | 00:03:14,434 | Well, you can't see it, because you're not of gentle birth. | Well, you can't see it, because you're not of gentle birth. |
13 | 00:03:22,809 | 00:03:24,144 | It's empty! | It's empty! |
14 | 00:04:01,949 | 00:04:04,584 | Althea and Victor Young. | Althea and Victor Young. |
15 | 00:04:04,618 | 00:04:08,789 | 4305 Fairglen Road, Ladera Heights. | 4305 Fairglen Road, Ladera Heights. |
16 | 00:04:08,821 | 00:04:11,926 | Oh. We could take the 2. | Oh. We could take the 2. |
17 | 00:04:11,958 | 00:04:14,060 | It goes there from here. | It goes there from here. |
18 | 00:04:14,094 | 00:04:15,897 | We got time. | We got time. |
19 | 00:04:17,797 | 00:04:21,901 | Um, do the Catholic schoolgirl costume. | Um, do the Catholic schoolgirl costume. |
20 | 00:04:21,934 | 00:04:23,903 | 'Cause you've got some heartstrings to pull. | 'Cause you've got some heartstrings to pull. |
21 | 00:04:23,937 | 00:04:25,872 | And remember, don't ask for a reward. | And remember, don't ask for a reward. |
22 | 00:04:25,905 | 00:04:27,641 | Just let them come to you. | Just let them come to you. |
23 | 00:04:27,674 | 00:04:29,543 | - You got the watch, right? - Yeah. | - You got the watch, right? - Yeah. |
24 | 00:04:36,917 | 00:04:38,852 | Wow. Look at this. | Wow. Look at this. |
25 | 00:04:38,886 | 00:04:41,888 | It was just right there. I almost stepped on it. | It was just right there. I almost stepped on it. |
26 | 00:04:41,922 | 00:04:44,624 | All this time, it was just right there. | All this time, it was just right there. |
27 | 00:04:44,658 | 00:04:45,626 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
28 | 00:04:45,658 | 00:04:46,993 | Do you go to Sacred Heart? | Do you go to Sacred Heart? |
29 | 00:04:48,929 | 00:04:50,196 | Our daughter Jenny went to Sacred Heart. | Our daughter Jenny went to Sacred Heart. |
30 | 00:04:50,230 | 00:04:51,866 | Here, let's have you in for a Coke. | Here, let's have you in for a Coke. |
31 | 00:04:51,898 | 00:04:53,900 | I've always believed in angels. | I've always believed in angels. |
32 | 00:04:53,934 | 00:04:55,770 | Not me. That's her thing. | Not me. That's her thing. |
33 | 00:05:01,708 | 00:05:02,977 | What's this? | What's this? |
34 | 00:05:03,009 | 00:05:04,944 | It's a gift certificate. | It's a gift certificate. |
35 | 00:05:04,977 | 00:05:07,213 | Their daughter's a masseuse. | Their daughter's a masseuse. |
36 | 00:05:08,982 | 00:05:11,150 | "Don't ask for a reward" was plan A. | "Don't ask for a reward" was plan A. |
37 | 00:05:11,184 | 00:05:13,987 | Plan B was "ask for a reward." | Plan B was "ask for a reward." |
38 | 00:05:14,021 | 00:05:15,922 | Rich people can be very cheap sometimes. | Rich people can be very cheap sometimes. |
39 | 00:05:15,956 | 00:05:18,792 | They were talking about her nonstop. | They were talking about her nonstop. |
40 | 00:05:18,824 | 00:05:21,295 | - She works at Mélisse, she went to college... - Mélisse? | - She works at Mélisse, she went to college... - Mélisse? |
41 | 00:05:21,328 | 00:05:24,131 | They were obsessed. It was creepy. | They were obsessed. It was creepy. |
42 | 00:05:24,163 | 00:05:26,566 | That's the most expensive restaurant in L.A. | That's the most expensive restaurant in L.A. |
43 | 00:05:26,600 | 00:05:28,135 | - She just works there. - Well, uh, even to work there, | - She just works there. - Well, uh, even to work there, |
44 | 00:05:28,167 | 00:05:29,670 | you have to be rich. | you have to be rich. |
45 | 00:05:29,703 | 00:05:32,006 | - Oh. I mean, I... - Wait a minute. Wait. | - Oh. I mean, I... - Wait a minute. Wait. |
46 | 00:05:32,038 | 00:05:35,141 | 4305 1/2 Fairglen Road. | 4305 1/2 Fairglen Road. |
47 | 00:05:35,175 | 00:05:37,143 | 4... 4503 1/2 Fairglen... | 4... 4503 1/2 Fairglen... |
48 | 00:05:37,177 | 00:05:39,179 | You-you were just... Well, you were just there. | You-you were just... Well, you were just there. |
49 | 00:05:39,211 | 00:05:42,182 | But th-this is, this is the house right behind it. | But th-this is, this is the house right behind it. |
50 | 00:05:42,215 | 00:05:44,785 | - This is worth money. - Yeah. Yeah. | - This is worth money. - Yeah. Yeah. |
51 | 00:05:44,817 | 00:05:46,653 | - See, dollar signs. - Yeah. | - See, dollar signs. - Yeah. |
52 | 00:05:46,687 | 00:05:49,122 | This-this... | This-this... |
53 | 00:05:49,155 | 00:05:52,025 | This type of high-end, uh... you know. | This type of high-end, uh... you know. |
54 | 00:05:52,059 | 00:05:54,028 | - It's good. Yeah. - It's worth $200 or $300. | - It's good. Yeah. - It's worth $200 or $300. |
55 | 00:05:54,061 | 00:05:55,596 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
56 | 00:05:56,763 | 00:05:58,566 | Okay, um... | Okay, um... |
57 | 00:05:58,598 | 00:06:00,634 | Wait. | Wait. |
58 | 00:06:00,667 | 00:06:02,136 | Cash refund. | Cash refund. |
59 | 00:06:05,138 | 00:06:07,174 | Okay. What about a percentage | Okay. What about a percentage |
60 | 00:06:07,206 | 00:06:08,141 | of the total value? | of the total value? |
61 | 00:06:08,175 | 00:06:10,177 | Like 75% of the total value. | Like 75% of the total value. |
62 | 00:06:10,210 | 00:06:12,746 | No. No, that's not how... | No. No, that's not how... |
63 | 00:06:12,778 | 00:06:13,913 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
64 | 00:06:13,946 | 00:06:15,749 | How do you, how do you know my parents? | How do you, how do you know my parents? |
65 | 00:06:15,782 | 00:06:19,086 | Or what about an exchange, um, for that rock? | Or what about an exchange, um, for that rock? |
66 | 00:06:21,622 | 00:06:22,622 | - No. - No? Okay. | - No. - No? Okay. |
67 | 00:06:22,655 | 00:06:23,691 | - Mm-mm. - What about these? | - Mm-mm. - What about these? |
68 | 00:06:24,790 | 00:06:26,326 | No? Understood. | No? Understood. |
69 | 00:06:26,360 | 00:06:28,761 | This. This, uh, this shelf. | This. This, uh, this shelf. |
70 | 00:06:28,795 | 00:06:32,032 | And that's gonna be my final, because it's just... | And that's gonna be my final, because it's just... |
71 | 00:06:32,064 | 00:06:34,134 | it's not worth very much and I'm gonna be | it's not worth very much and I'm gonna be |
72 | 00:06:34,167 | 00:06:36,637 | taking a loss on-on... | taking a loss on-on... |
73 | 00:06:39,172 | 00:06:40,874 | ...on the massage. | ...on the massage. |
74 | 00:06:46,946 | 00:06:48,648 | I'll take that. | I'll take that. |
75 | 00:06:53,319 | 00:06:55,855 | Well, you don't want a massage, right? | Well, you don't want a massage, right? |
76 | 00:06:59,025 | 00:07:01,662 | How long does this usually take? | How long does this usually take? |
77 | 00:07:01,694 | 00:07:05,131 | Uh, your gift certificate is for 60 minutes, so... | Uh, your gift certificate is for 60 minutes, so... |
78 | 00:07:05,165 | 00:07:06,367 | Oh. N-No. | Oh. N-No. |
79 | 00:07:06,400 | 00:07:08,135 | I-I don't need, um... could... | I-I don't need, um... could... |
80 | 00:07:08,167 | 00:07:11,771 | Do you think we could do it in 20? | Do you think we could do it in 20? |
81 | 00:07:11,804 | 00:07:13,139 | Okay. | Okay. |
82 | 00:07:46,006 | 00:07:47,307 | Okay. | Okay. |
83 | 00:07:47,340 | 00:07:49,876 | So just tell me if it's too much pressure. | So just tell me if it's too much pressure. |
84 | 00:07:49,910 | 00:07:51,912 | It's too much pressure. | It's too much pressure. |
85 | 00:07:54,848 | 00:07:56,884 | - Is this better? - Too much. | - Is this better? - Too much. |
86 | 00:08:02,855 | 00:08:05,860 | How about this? | How about this? |
87 | 00:08:24,177 | 00:08:25,879 | Is that better? | Is that better? |
88 | 00:08:29,449 | 00:08:31,151 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
89 | 00:08:59,445 | 00:09:01,415 | - Hi. - We're with her. | - Hi. - We're with her. |
90 | 00:09:01,448 | 00:09:03,083 | It was taking a while, so... | It was taking a while, so... |
91 | 00:09:03,116 | 00:09:04,985 | No refund? | No refund? |
92 | 00:09:05,017 | 00:09:08,454 | No. I don't refund gifts, but we're almost done. | No. I don't refund gifts, but we're almost done. |
93 | 00:09:08,487 | 00:09:11,824 | She only wanted 20 minutes. | She only wanted 20 minutes. |
94 | 00:09:11,857 | 00:09:15,128 | Okay, can we have that rock for the other 40 minutes? | Okay, can we have that rock for the other 40 minutes? |
95 | 00:09:15,161 | 00:09:16,896 | We won the Vitafusion giveaway | We won the Vitafusion giveaway |
96 | 00:09:16,929 | 00:09:19,232 | under six different names today. | under six different names today. |
97 | 00:09:19,266 | 00:09:26,006 | Oh. And the Motor Trend Dodge Viper GT Sweepstakes. | Oh. And the Motor Trend Dodge Viper GT Sweepstakes. |
98 | 00:09:26,039 | 00:09:28,876 | - That's a free visor. - The little ones are popping! | - That's a free visor. - The little ones are popping! |
99 | 00:09:28,909 | 00:09:30,244 | Pop, pop, pop! | Pop, pop, pop! |
100 | 00:09:30,276 | 00:09:31,410 | They're all popping! | They're all popping! |
101 | 00:09:31,444 | 00:09:34,080 | Just st-stop. Hey. Okay? | Just st-stop. Hey. Okay? |
102 | 00:09:34,113 | 00:09:36,016 | Who's in charge of the, um... | Who's in charge of the, um... |
103 | 00:09:36,049 | 00:09:40,821 | A sport water bottle, BPA-free, with a carabiner. | A sport water bottle, BPA-free, with a carabiner. |
104 | 00:09:40,853 | 00:09:43,223 | - Huh. - I don't think we've won that before. | - Huh. - I don't think we've won that before. |
105 | 00:09:46,226 | 00:09:48,162 | Not bad for a Wednesday. | Not bad for a Wednesday. |
106 | 00:09:48,194 | 00:09:49,929 | Hey, yo! | Hey, yo! |
107 | 00:09:53,266 | 00:09:55,935 | Hey. Hey! | Hey. Hey! |
108 | 00:10:24,130 | 00:10:25,432 | Hey, you guys? | Hey, you guys? |
109 | 00:10:25,464 | 00:10:26,867 | I h... | I h... |
110 | 00:10:26,900 | 00:10:28,135 | - I have a job. - Shut the fuck up. | - I have a job. - Shut the fuck up. |
111 | 00:10:28,168 | 00:10:29,203 | - Keep walking, keep walking. - Ah. | - Keep walking, keep walking. - Ah. |
112 | 00:10:29,236 | 00:10:30,571 | - Fuck. - February? | - Fuck. - February? |
113 | 00:10:30,603 | 00:10:32,104 | March? April? | March? April? |
114 | 00:10:32,137 | 00:10:33,506 | Come on, man, this tank's empty. | Come on, man, this tank's empty. |
115 | 00:10:33,540 | 00:10:36,376 | Uh, we may have to pay in installments. | Uh, we may have to pay in installments. |
116 | 00:10:36,409 | 00:10:38,412 | - In install... No. - Yeah. | - In install... No. - Yeah. |
117 | 00:10:38,444 | 00:10:42,148 | No! No install... I mean, rent is an installment. | No! No install... I mean, rent is an installment. |
118 | 00:10:42,181 | 00:10:44,417 | It's a monthly installment. | It's a monthly installment. |
119 | 00:10:44,450 | 00:10:46,219 | We'll have it in the morning. All... | We'll have it in the morning. All... |
120 | 00:10:46,252 | 00:10:47,954 | February, March, April, all 1,500. | February, March, April, all 1,500. |
121 | 00:10:47,987 | 00:10:49,122 | Just, uh... yeah, we were just, | Just, uh... yeah, we were just, |
122 | 00:10:49,155 | 00:10:51,058 | we were just talking about a job right now. | we were just talking about a job right now. |
123 | 00:10:51,091 | 00:10:52,593 | - We were, just now. - Yeah. | - We were, just now. - Yeah. |
124 | 00:10:52,626 | 00:10:55,328 | - You only pay 500 a month? - But it leaks. | - You only pay 500 a month? - But it leaks. |
125 | 00:10:55,362 | 00:10:57,530 | It's very manageable. Very manageable. | It's very manageable. Very manageable. |
126 | 00:10:57,564 | 00:11:00,367 | It's... it leaks on-on a schedule. | It's... it leaks on-on a schedule. |
127 | 00:11:00,400 | 00:11:01,934 | Y-You're patting down the wall afterwards, right? | Y-You're patting down the wall afterwards, right? |
128 | 00:11:01,968 | 00:11:03,136 | - Oh, yeah. - That's good. | - Oh, yeah. - That's good. |
129 | 00:11:03,169 | 00:11:04,571 | The dampness becomes rot, | The dampness becomes rot, |
130 | 00:11:04,603 | 00:11:06,573 | and then the whole building collapses. | and then the whole building collapses. |
131 | 00:11:06,606 | 00:11:09,076 | Hey, fire up that compressor, will you? | Hey, fire up that compressor, will you? |
132 | 00:11:09,108 | 00:11:11,545 | Very expensive. | Very expensive. |
133 | 00:11:11,578 | 00:11:13,012 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
134 | 00:11:13,045 | 00:11:14,881 | It's my condition. | It's my condition. |
135 | 00:11:14,915 | 00:11:17,217 | - He's got a... - I mean, I-I have no filters. | - He's got a... - I mean, I-I have no filters. |
136 | 00:11:17,250 | 00:11:18,619 | It's no big deal. | It's no big deal. |
137 | 00:11:18,651 | 00:11:20,119 | Ignore it. | Ignore it. |
138 | 00:11:21,186 | 00:11:22,488 | See you in the morning. | See you in the morning. |
139 | 00:11:22,521 | 00:11:24,557 | Okay, we'll see you. | Okay, we'll see you. |
140 | 00:11:26,559 | 00:11:28,028 | The other side! | The other side! |
141 | 00:11:28,060 | 00:11:30,162 | Uh, I-I'm supposed to take this class. | Uh, I-I'm supposed to take this class. |
142 | 00:11:30,195 | 00:11:32,031 | It's a required thing by my caseworker, | It's a required thing by my caseworker, |
143 | 00:11:32,064 | 00:11:34,133 | but I'm kind of in the midst of something, | but I'm kind of in the midst of something, |
144 | 00:11:34,166 | 00:11:36,002 | so if she could just go, there's... | so if she could just go, there's... |
145 | 00:11:36,035 | 00:11:37,304 | there's a sign-up sheet. | there's a sign-up sheet. |
146 | 00:11:37,337 | 00:11:39,206 | Come on. I-I know you guys do this stuff. | Come on. I-I know you guys do this stuff. |
147 | 00:11:39,238 | 00:11:41,407 | Tell them about the money! | Tell them about the money! |
148 | 00:11:41,440 | 00:11:43,476 | I can pay $20. | I can pay $20. |
149 | 00:11:49,516 | 00:11:51,017 | You heard? | You heard? |
150 | 00:11:51,050 | 00:11:52,419 | Yeah, well, what about the... | Yeah, well, what about the... |
151 | 00:11:52,452 | 00:11:55,622 | Yeah, so hurry up so we can go. | Yeah, so hurry up so we can go. |
152 | 00:11:55,655 | 00:11:57,190 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
153 | 00:12:00,327 | 00:12:02,029 | - I like your... - Yeah. | - I like your... - Yeah. |
154 | 00:12:04,396 | 00:12:06,699 | What's your name? | What's your name? |
155 | 00:12:06,732 | 00:12:08,101 | Kelli. | Kelli. |
156 | 00:12:08,133 | 00:12:10,102 | What's your name? | What's your name? |
157 | 00:12:10,136 | 00:12:11,972 | It's for the sign-up sheet. | It's for the sign-up sheet. |
158 | 00:12:12,005 | 00:12:13,140 | Oh. | Oh. |
159 | 00:12:13,173 | 00:12:14,441 | It's Kelli Fain. | It's Kelli Fain. |
160 | 00:12:14,473 | 00:12:17,176 | Kelli with an "I," F-A-I-N. | Kelli with an "I," F-A-I-N. |
161 | 00:12:17,209 | 00:12:18,644 | You don't even have to go in. | You don't even have to go in. |
162 | 00:12:18,678 | 00:12:21,314 | Just get the yellow slip and come right back. | Just get the yellow slip and come right back. |
163 | 00:12:23,983 | 00:12:26,453 | Oh, Fain. | Oh, Fain. |
164 | 00:12:26,486 | 00:12:28,322 | I need a yellow slip. | I need a yellow slip. |
165 | 00:12:28,354 | 00:12:31,357 | Okay. Dorinda can give you that. | Okay. Dorinda can give you that. |
166 | 00:12:31,391 | 00:12:33,059 | Uh, she's inside. | Uh, she's inside. |
167 | 00:12:56,049 | 00:12:57,985 | We're starting a little late. | We're starting a little late. |
168 | 00:12:58,017 | 00:12:59,719 | Maybe the time change threw some people off. | Maybe the time change threw some people off. |
169 | 00:12:59,752 | 00:13:01,287 | - L-Let's take a seat, please. - But it's only twice. | - L-Let's take a seat, please. - But it's only twice. |
170 | 00:13:01,320 | 00:13:02,455 | - Well, here's your slip. - Okay. Thanks, Dorinda. | - Well, here's your slip. - Okay. Thanks, Dorinda. |
171 | 00:13:02,488 | 00:13:04,690 | Have a seat. | Have a seat. |
172 | 00:13:04,723 | 00:13:06,593 | Let's get started. | Let's get started. |
173 | 00:13:08,560 | 00:13:10,363 | If you need a caseworker receipt from Dorinda, | If you need a caseworker receipt from Dorinda, |
174 | 00:13:10,396 | 00:13:13,066 | you can get it later at the break. | you can get it later at the break. |
175 | 00:13:14,099 | 00:13:15,468 | Okay. | Okay. |
176 | 00:13:15,501 | 00:13:18,771 | There are worksheets coming from both directions. | There are worksheets coming from both directions. |
177 | 00:13:18,804 | 00:13:20,640 | Uh, take one and pass it down. | Uh, take one and pass it down. |
178 | 00:13:20,673 | 00:13:22,542 | - Could you pass it? - The blue one is | - Could you pass it? - The blue one is |
179 | 00:13:22,574 | 00:13:25,679 | the nutrition cheat sheet that I mentioned to you yesterday. | the nutrition cheat sheet that I mentioned to you yesterday. |
180 | 00:13:25,712 | 00:13:28,081 | Please take a look at the pink sheet, | Please take a look at the pink sheet, |
181 | 00:13:28,113 | 00:13:30,649 | the one that says "The Breast Crawl" on top. | the one that says "The Breast Crawl" on top. |
182 | 00:13:30,683 | 00:13:32,184 | Will you start the tape, please? | Will you start the tape, please? |
183 | 00:13:32,218 | 00:13:33,219 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
184 | 00:13:33,252 | 00:13:34,387 | Okay, this is great. | Okay, this is great. |
185 | 00:13:34,420 | 00:13:36,355 | This is the mother-baby bond at work. | This is the mother-baby bond at work. |
186 | 00:13:36,389 | 00:13:37,791 | Oh. | Oh. |
187 | 00:13:37,824 | 00:13:40,026 | If the newborn is immediately placed | If the newborn is immediately placed |
188 | 00:13:40,059 | 00:13:41,795 | on the mother's abdomen, | on the mother's abdomen, |
189 | 00:13:41,828 | 00:13:46,500 | he makes his way all the way to the breast all by himself. | he makes his way all the way to the breast all by himself. |
190 | 00:13:46,532 | 00:13:49,402 | Now, if a baby's placed on a cot, | Now, if a baby's placed on a cot, |
191 | 00:13:49,435 | 00:13:51,804 | the infant mortality goes up. | the infant mortality goes up. |
192 | 00:13:51,838 | 00:13:53,540 | The bonding goes down. | The bonding goes down. |
193 | 00:13:53,573 | 00:13:55,308 | The lactation goes down. | The lactation goes down. |
194 | 00:13:55,341 | 00:13:58,078 | All that important stuff that we talked about yesterday. | All that important stuff that we talked about yesterday. |
195 | 00:13:58,111 | 00:13:59,746 | You remember? | You remember? |
196 | 00:13:59,779 | 00:14:02,349 | Baby's mouth opens as he approaches the nipple. | Baby's mouth opens as he approaches the nipple. |
197 | 00:14:04,150 | 00:14:06,086 | And the bonding begins. | And the bonding begins. |
198 | 00:14:19,466 | 00:14:22,436 | Shit, girl, what'd you do, enroll? | Shit, girl, what'd you do, enroll? |
199 | 00:14:22,468 | 00:14:24,070 | What did I miss? | What did I miss? |
200 | 00:14:24,103 | 00:14:27,239 | Uh, the... breast crawl and... | Uh, the... breast crawl and... |
201 | 00:14:27,272 | 00:14:29,308 | Oh, yeah. I'm gonna do that. | Oh, yeah. I'm gonna do that. |
202 | 00:14:29,342 | 00:14:31,045 | That's cool, huh? | That's cool, huh? |
203 | 00:14:32,846 | 00:14:35,549 | No, you don't want to baby it like that. | No, you don't want to baby it like that. |
204 | 00:14:35,582 | 00:14:37,583 | It'll-it'll get all... | It'll-it'll get all... |
205 | 00:14:59,572 | 00:15:01,508 | Thank you for waiting. | Thank you for waiting. |
206 | 00:15:01,540 | 00:15:03,576 | Someone will be with you shortly. | Someone will be with you shortly. |
207 | 00:15:20,660 | 00:15:22,529 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
208 | 00:15:22,561 | 00:15:24,363 | Uh... | Uh... |
209 | 00:15:24,396 | 00:15:26,232 | Sorry, uh... | Sorry, uh... |
210 | 00:15:26,266 | 00:15:28,267 | I just... | I just... |
211 | 00:15:28,300 | 00:15:31,170 | We won something big, but we can't use it. | We won something big, but we can't use it. |
212 | 00:15:31,203 | 00:15:33,439 | Uh, it's the Ooh La Luxe getaway. | Uh, it's the Ooh La Luxe getaway. |
213 | 00:15:33,473 | 00:15:35,608 | It's a first-class trip for two to the Big Apple, | It's a first-class trip for two to the Big Apple, |
214 | 00:15:35,641 | 00:15:38,612 | and it's redeemable for three nonrefundable coach tickets. | and it's redeemable for three nonrefundable coach tickets. |
215 | 00:15:38,645 | 00:15:40,713 | - You'll never fly. - I know. | - You'll never fly. - I know. |
216 | 00:15:40,747 | 00:15:43,250 | So, maybe we... | So, maybe we... |
217 | 00:15:44,883 | 00:15:47,220 | What is that? | What is that? |
218 | 00:15:49,588 | 00:15:51,592 | Guy at the class gave me them. | Guy at the class gave me them. |
219 | 00:15:53,559 | 00:15:56,328 | Do... Do you want one? | Do... Do you want one? |
220 | 00:15:58,397 | 00:16:01,333 | When a man gives you wood, | When a man gives you wood, |
221 | 00:16:01,367 | 00:16:04,670 | anything made out of wood, | anything made out of wood, |
222 | 00:16:04,703 | 00:16:08,708 | he's saying, "You give me wood." | he's saying, "You give me wood." |
223 | 00:16:20,553 | 00:16:22,622 | I've been to New York. | I've been to New York. |
224 | 00:16:22,655 | 00:16:25,692 | You and I could go together, just the two of us. | You and I could go together, just the two of us. |
225 | 00:16:28,361 | 00:16:30,797 | Like a... | Like a... |
226 | 00:16:30,829 | 00:16:33,333 | mother-daughter getaway. | mother-daughter getaway. |
227 | 00:17:03,762 | 00:17:05,732 | Oh, hey, Stovik. | Oh, hey, Stovik. |
228 | 00:17:05,764 | 00:17:07,333 | There you are. | There you are. |
229 | 00:17:07,367 | 00:17:09,336 | That's a great jacket. | That's a great jacket. |
230 | 00:17:09,368 | 00:17:10,703 | You pat it down? | You pat it down? |
231 | 00:17:10,736 | 00:17:12,271 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
232 | 00:17:13,306 | 00:17:14,708 | - Oh, Theresa, I... - Oh. | - Oh, Theresa, I... - Oh. |
233 | 00:17:14,741 | 00:17:16,843 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
234 | 00:17:16,876 | 00:17:18,377 | Uh, the rest is coming. | Uh, the rest is coming. |
235 | 00:17:18,411 | 00:17:20,247 | Uh, we're just on our way. We have to, uh... | Uh, we're just on our way. We have to, uh... |
236 | 00:17:20,280 | 00:17:22,415 | - What is this? - Ah, that's a money order. | - What is this? - Ah, that's a money order. |
237 | 00:17:22,447 | 00:17:24,316 | - Same as money. - $20. | - Same as money. - $20. |
238 | 00:17:24,349 | 00:17:26,886 | We have to check our mail, and, uh... | We have to check our mail, and, uh... |
239 | 00:17:26,918 | 00:17:28,387 | Well... Oh, that. | Well... Oh, that. |
240 | 00:17:28,421 | 00:17:31,691 | Now, see, that... I think that's worth 50... | Now, see, that... I think that's worth 50... |
241 | 00:17:31,723 | 00:17:33,025 | Not this time. | Not this time. |
242 | 00:17:33,059 | 00:17:34,761 | Wha...? | Wha...? |
243 | 00:17:34,793 | 00:17:36,495 | I can't do this anymore. | I can't do this anymore. |
244 | 00:17:39,398 | 00:17:40,766 | Are you crying? | Are you crying? |
245 | 00:17:47,906 | 00:17:49,708 | I'm patching the leak. | I'm patching the leak. |
246 | 00:17:49,742 | 00:17:51,344 | I'm evicting you. | I'm evicting you. |
247 | 00:17:51,376 | 00:17:54,313 | I can get $10,000 for this space, you understand? | I can get $10,000 for this space, you understand? |
248 | 00:17:54,347 | 00:17:55,514 | $10,000. | $10,000. |
249 | 00:17:55,548 | 00:17:56,782 | We have a child. | We have a child. |
250 | 00:17:58,050 | 00:18:00,619 | That wall is a sponge. It's a sponge. | That wall is a sponge. It's a sponge. |
251 | 00:18:00,653 | 00:18:02,789 | This building ought to be condemned, really. | This building ought to be condemned, really. |
252 | 00:18:02,821 | 00:18:04,491 | We could, we could report it | We could, we could report it |
253 | 00:18:04,523 | 00:18:07,393 | to the Department of Health and Human Services! | to the Department of Health and Human Services! |
254 | 00:18:07,426 | 00:18:09,728 | What? | What? |
255 | 00:18:09,761 | 00:18:10,829 | Okay, okay. | Okay, okay. |
256 | 00:18:10,863 | 00:18:12,666 | Just-just, just give us till Friday. | Just-just, just give us till Friday. |
257 | 00:18:12,698 | 00:18:15,401 | You'll have 1,500 in cash bills. | You'll have 1,500 in cash bills. |
258 | 00:18:15,434 | 00:18:16,735 | We'll have it by Friday. | We'll have it by Friday. |
259 | 00:18:16,769 | 00:18:18,338 | Dude, we need a little time to get it together. | Dude, we need a little time to get it together. |
260 | 00:18:20,039 | 00:18:21,607 | Friday tomorrow? | Friday tomorrow? |
261 | 00:18:21,640 | 00:18:23,075 | It's tomorrow? | It's tomorrow? |
262 | 00:18:23,108 | 00:18:25,477 | Um, well, I didn't literally mean... | Um, well, I didn't literally mean... |
263 | 00:18:25,511 | 00:18:27,614 | I mean, that's just a saying, you know, "by Friday." | I mean, that's just a saying, you know, "by Friday." |
264 | 00:18:27,646 | 00:18:30,416 | - It just means end of the week. - Next Friday. | - It just means end of the week. - Next Friday. |
265 | 00:18:30,450 | 00:18:31,551 | Uh, uh, the-the one after that. | Uh, uh, the-the one after that. |
266 | 00:18:31,584 | 00:18:33,854 | - Friday after next. - Yeah. | - Friday after next. - Yeah. |
267 | 00:18:35,053 | 00:18:36,555 | Two weeks. | Two weeks. |
268 | 00:18:36,588 | 00:18:37,756 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
269 | 00:18:37,790 | 00:18:39,526 | Two weeks. | Two weeks. |
270 | 00:19:12,492 | 00:19:14,094 | Shit! We don't have time | Shit! We don't have time |
271 | 00:19:14,126 | 00:19:15,595 | to be horsing around. | to be horsing around. |
272 | 00:19:15,627 | 00:19:16,929 | That was our best thing. | That was our best thing. |
273 | 00:19:16,963 | 00:19:19,598 | It's a new camera. I didn't know. | It's a new camera. I didn't know. |
274 | 00:19:19,632 | 00:19:21,868 | This is really bad. | This is really bad. |
275 | 00:19:21,901 | 00:19:23,703 | - Mm-hmm. - Once your face is in their system, | - Mm-hmm. - Once your face is in their system, |
276 | 00:19:23,735 | 00:19:26,572 | - they got you... fines, 401, home equity. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. | - they got you... fines, 401, home equity. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. |
277 | 00:19:26,606 | 00:19:28,575 | But maybe you want all that. I don't know. | But maybe you want all that. I don't know. |
278 | 00:19:28,607 | 00:19:30,809 | Me? I prefer to just skim. | Me? I prefer to just skim. |
279 | 00:19:30,842 | 00:19:32,511 | - So do I. - Do you? | - So do I. - Do you? |
280 | 00:19:32,544 | 00:19:33,812 | Ah, that's interesting. | Ah, that's interesting. |
281 | 00:19:33,846 | 00:19:35,714 | Because most people want to be kajillionaires. | Because most people want to be kajillionaires. |
282 | 00:19:35,748 | 00:19:37,884 | That's the dream. That's how they get you hooked. | That's the dream. That's how they get you hooked. |
283 | 00:19:37,916 | 00:19:39,852 | Hooked on sugar, hooked on caffeine. | Hooked on sugar, hooked on caffeine. |
284 | 00:19:39,886 | 00:19:42,122 | Ha-ha-ha. Cry-cry-cry. | Ha-ha-ha. Cry-cry-cry. |
285 | 00:19:42,155 | 00:19:44,124 | Mother-daughter getaway. | Mother-daughter getaway. |
286 | 00:19:45,691 | 00:19:48,595 | How the fuck does that help us get the rent? | How the fuck does that help us get the rent? |
287 | 00:19:48,627 | 00:19:51,664 | God. Come on! Think! | God. Come on! Think! |
288 | 00:19:57,770 | 00:20:00,807 | Okay, so... | Okay, so... |
289 | 00:20:00,839 | 00:20:04,010 | We all fly to New York together on Wednesday, | We all fly to New York together on Wednesday, |
290 | 00:20:04,042 | 00:20:07,012 | and then we fly right back as strangers. | and then we fly right back as strangers. |
291 | 00:20:07,046 | 00:20:11,084 | So, at the baggage carousel, we don't know each other. | So, at the baggage carousel, we don't know each other. |
292 | 00:20:15,655 | 00:20:17,757 | Don't-don't look at me. | Don't-don't look at me. |
293 | 00:20:17,790 | 00:20:20,159 | I'm looking around. | I'm looking around. |
294 | 00:20:20,193 | 00:20:23,061 | I want to make sure these are our bags. | I want to make sure these are our bags. |
295 | 00:20:23,095 | 00:20:25,064 | - Oh. - Excuse me, sir. | - Oh. - Excuse me, sir. |
296 | 00:20:25,097 | 00:20:27,200 | Is this the luggage for the flight from New York? | Is this the luggage for the flight from New York? |
297 | 00:20:27,232 | 00:20:28,835 | You two know each other. | You two know each other. |
298 | 00:20:28,867 | 00:20:31,069 | - We're a couple? - Yeah. | - We're a couple? - Yeah. |
299 | 00:20:31,103 | 00:20:33,907 | Oh. I see. | Oh. I see. |
300 | 00:20:33,940 | 00:20:35,508 | I am the dum-dum now. | I am the dum-dum now. |
301 | 00:20:35,540 | 00:20:36,775 | I have a bachelor's degree. | I have a bachelor's degree. |
302 | 00:20:36,809 | 00:20:38,043 | She doesn't even know what that is. | She doesn't even know what that is. |
303 | 00:20:38,077 | 00:20:43,982 | Then you accidentally take my bags and go home. | Then you accidentally take my bags and go home. |
304 | 00:20:44,015 | 00:20:46,718 | I'll stay at the airport and report my loss. | I'll stay at the airport and report my loss. |
305 | 00:20:46,751 | 00:20:49,188 | Luckily, I have traveler's insurance, | Luckily, I have traveler's insurance, |
306 | 00:20:49,222 | 00:20:53,126 | so they'll issue us a check for, uh, um... | so they'll issue us a check for, uh, um... |
307 | 00:20:54,327 | 00:20:58,097 | ...$1,575, which we can just sign right over to Stovik | ...$1,575, which we can just sign right over to Stovik |
308 | 00:20:58,129 | 00:21:02,001 | the next day and be, uh, more than a full week early. | the next day and be, uh, more than a full week early. |
309 | 00:21:28,661 | 00:21:30,230 | Ladies and gentlemen, uh, | Ladies and gentlemen, uh, |
310 | 00:21:30,262 | 00:21:32,098 | we're experiencing some choppy air here. | we're experiencing some choppy air here. |
311 | 00:21:32,130 | 00:21:35,100 | Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts. | Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts. |
312 | 00:21:35,134 | 00:21:37,737 | We'll be going up to 37,000 feet for a smoother ride. | We'll be going up to 37,000 feet for a smoother ride. |
313 | 00:21:37,770 | 00:21:39,606 | Okay, come on. Come on. | Okay, come on. Come on. |
314 | 00:21:39,638 | 00:21:41,040 | Okay. | Okay. |
315 | 00:21:42,942 | 00:21:44,676 | Okay. | Okay. |
316 | 00:21:44,710 | 00:21:46,913 | Just breathe normally. Just breathe normally. | Just breathe normally. Just breathe normally. |
317 | 00:21:48,981 | 00:21:51,217 | All right, talk. Let's talk. Okay? Talk. | All right, talk. Let's talk. Okay? Talk. |
318 | 00:21:51,250 | 00:21:54,087 | Let's say something. Just say something. | Let's say something. Just say something. |
319 | 00:21:55,721 | 00:21:57,589 | Don't pray. God, are you praying? | Don't pray. God, are you praying? |
320 | 00:21:57,623 | 00:21:58,892 | Just talk. Talk. | Just talk. Talk. |
321 | 00:21:58,925 | 00:21:59,893 | Okay. | Okay. |
322 | 00:21:59,925 | 00:22:01,927 | How are you? Um... | How are you? Um... |
323 | 00:22:03,296 | 00:22:05,265 | How are you? What are your interests? | How are you? What are your interests? |
324 | 00:22:05,298 | 00:22:07,000 | - My interests? - Your interests. Your interests. Your interests! | - My interests? - Your interests. Your interests. Your interests! |
325 | 00:22:07,032 | 00:22:08,534 | - Your interests! Go. Go. - I-I don't know. I don't... | - Your interests! Go. Go. - I-I don't know. I don't... |
326 | 00:22:08,568 | 00:22:09,769 | - What do you want me to... - I don't know. | - What do you want me to... - I don't know. |
327 | 00:22:09,801 | 00:22:11,103 | Just say anything. Uh... | Just say anything. Uh... |
328 | 00:22:11,136 | 00:22:12,804 | Some people think that a brand-new baby, | Some people think that a brand-new baby, |
329 | 00:22:12,838 | 00:22:14,973 | if you, if you, if you put it on the abdomen, | if you, if you, if you put it on the abdomen, |
330 | 00:22:15,007 | 00:22:17,143 | it'll just automatically crawl up to the mom's breast. | it'll just automatically crawl up to the mom's breast. |
331 | 00:22:18,174 | 00:22:20,746 | But if you put it on a cot, then it'll, I guess, cry more. | But if you put it on a cot, then it'll, I guess, cry more. |
332 | 00:22:20,780 | 00:22:22,882 | But a breast crawl baby... | But a breast crawl baby... |
333 | 00:22:22,915 | 00:22:24,149 | Don't say "breast." | Don't say "breast." |
334 | 00:22:24,183 | 00:22:26,118 | I just wonder how-how a baby would know | I just wonder how-how a baby would know |
335 | 00:22:26,152 | 00:22:27,888 | - how, where... - Shh. Stop. | - how, where... - Shh. Stop. |
336 | 00:22:31,156 | 00:22:32,858 | It's smooth now. | It's smooth now. |
337 | 00:22:36,761 | 00:22:39,098 | What was the point of all that? | What was the point of all that? |
338 | 00:22:40,599 | 00:22:42,601 | He told me to talk. | He told me to talk. |
339 | 00:22:44,803 | 00:22:46,772 | Are you pregnant? | Are you pregnant? |
340 | 00:22:49,274 | 00:22:53,011 | Did I crawl up, or was I put on a cot? | Did I crawl up, or was I put on a cot? |
341 | 00:22:53,044 | 00:22:54,580 | Answer. | Answer. |
342 | 00:22:58,283 | 00:23:00,819 | No. | No. |
343 | 00:23:00,853 | 00:23:02,889 | How would that have even happened? | How would that have even happened? |
344 | 00:23:07,026 | 00:23:08,828 | A cot. | A cot. |
345 | 00:23:08,860 | 00:23:10,597 | Is she pregnant? | Is she pregnant? |
346 | 00:23:22,073 | 00:23:24,009 | No. | No. |
347 | 00:24:27,306 | 00:24:28,841 | Uh, my mom lives in New Jersey. | Uh, my mom lives in New Jersey. |
348 | 00:24:28,874 | 00:24:30,376 | We're not that close. I mean, we... | We're not that close. I mean, we... |
349 | 00:24:30,408 | 00:24:32,778 | like, hardly ever talk now that I live in L.A. | like, hardly ever talk now that I live in L.A. |
350 | 00:24:32,811 | 00:24:34,981 | Uh, I've been here almost a year, | Uh, I've been here almost a year, |
351 | 00:24:35,013 | 00:24:37,282 | and, ugh, it's so hard to meet people. | and, ugh, it's so hard to meet people. |
352 | 00:24:37,316 | 00:24:39,251 | Do you guys find that? Okay. What else? | Do you guys find that? Okay. What else? |
353 | 00:24:39,284 | 00:24:41,086 | Um... Um, um, um, um, um, um. | Um... Um, um, um, um, um, um. |
354 | 00:24:41,119 | 00:24:43,822 | I live in Highland Park, above Thrive. | I live in Highland Park, above Thrive. |
355 | 00:24:43,856 | 00:24:44,991 | So, is this the kind of thing that you... | So, is this the kind of thing that you... |
356 | 00:24:45,023 | 00:24:46,224 | Yeah, just keep talking. | Yeah, just keep talking. |
357 | 00:24:46,258 | 00:24:47,393 | - Anything. Anything. Uh, just anything. - Um... | - Anything. Anything. Uh, just anything. - Um... |
358 | 00:24:47,425 | 00:24:49,395 | - Okay, um... - Anything. Go. Go. Go. | - Okay, um... - Anything. Go. Go. Go. |
359 | 00:24:49,427 | 00:24:51,863 | I am a, uh, physician's assistant | I am a, uh, physician's assistant |
360 | 00:24:51,896 | 00:24:54,099 | in ophthalmology at Cedars-Sinai. | in ophthalmology at Cedars-Sinai. |
361 | 00:24:54,133 | 00:24:57,136 | Is this the normal amount of turbulence for this route? | Is this the normal amount of turbulence for this route? |
362 | 00:24:57,168 | 00:24:58,203 | Yes. | Yes. |
363 | 00:24:58,236 | 00:24:59,938 | - Really? - Totally. | - Really? - Totally. |
364 | 00:24:59,972 | 00:25:01,473 | It's... Oh, no! | It's... Oh, no! |
365 | 00:25:01,507 | 00:25:02,875 | What? | What? |
366 | 00:25:02,907 | 00:25:05,877 | Oh. | Oh. |
367 | 00:25:05,911 | 00:25:07,947 | I thought that I forgot my headphones. | I thought that I forgot my headphones. |
368 | 00:25:07,980 | 00:25:11,217 | Did they say that there was Wi-Fi on this plane? | Did they say that there was Wi-Fi on this plane? |
369 | 00:25:11,250 | 00:25:12,719 | I don't remember. | I don't remember. |
370 | 00:25:12,751 | 00:25:14,721 | Oh, there is. Oh, you got to pay. | Oh, there is. Oh, you got to pay. |
371 | 00:25:14,753 | 00:25:16,789 | - Why do they do that? - You're better off. | - Why do they do that? - You're better off. |
372 | 00:25:16,821 | 00:25:18,156 | Oh, this? Oh, I know. | Oh, this? Oh, I know. |
373 | 00:25:18,190 | 00:25:19,992 | Trust me, I'm the worst. I, like, sleep with it. | Trust me, I'm the worst. I, like, sleep with it. |
374 | 00:25:20,024 | 00:25:21,460 | It's like my third arm. | It's like my third arm. |
375 | 00:25:21,493 | 00:25:23,361 | It's a tool. | It's a tool. |
376 | 00:25:23,395 | 00:25:25,732 | It was originally designed by and for the military | It was originally designed by and for the military |
377 | 00:25:25,764 | 00:25:27,432 | and the intelligence community. | and the intelligence community. |
378 | 00:25:27,465 | 00:25:30,469 | The CIA and Army ground ops, specifically. | The CIA and Army ground ops, specifically. |
379 | 00:25:30,502 | 00:25:32,938 | It is a powerful and it's a dangerous tool. | It is a powerful and it's a dangerous tool. |
380 | 00:25:32,972 | 00:25:34,307 | You don't have a cell phone? | You don't have a cell phone? |
381 | 00:25:34,339 | 00:25:36,141 | - I use it as it was intended. - Hi. | - I use it as it was intended. - Hi. |
382 | 00:25:36,175 | 00:25:37,409 | And I don't dress it up | And I don't dress it up |
383 | 00:25:37,443 | 00:25:38,711 | - and play dolly with it. - Oh. | - and play dolly with it. - Oh. |
384 | 00:25:38,744 | 00:25:41,079 | Well, then don't meet my mom. She is... whew! | Well, then don't meet my mom. She is... whew! |
385 | 00:25:41,113 | 00:25:43,249 | - Here you are. - She is always on her phone. | - Here you are. - She is always on her phone. |
386 | 00:25:43,281 | 00:25:45,217 | I'm talking about, like, always on her phone. | I'm talking about, like, always on her phone. |
387 | 00:25:45,251 | 00:25:47,819 | - Oh! Yes! - Here you are. | - Oh! Yes! - Here you are. |
388 | 00:25:47,853 | 00:25:50,022 | - Screwdriver for her. - I don't want it. I... | - Screwdriver for her. - I don't want it. I... |
389 | 00:25:50,055 | 00:25:53,126 | Gin and tonic, gin and tonic. | Gin and tonic, gin and tonic. |
390 | 00:25:53,158 | 00:25:55,160 | Here, open up that bad boy. Okay. | Here, open up that bad boy. Okay. |
391 | 00:25:55,194 | 00:25:56,762 | - Thank you. - You're welcome. | - Thank you. - You're welcome. |
392 | 00:25:56,796 | 00:25:59,432 | Trust me, this will help a lot. Salud. | Trust me, this will help a lot. Salud. |
393 | 00:25:59,464 | 00:26:01,867 | Um, my only concern is that we won't be | Um, my only concern is that we won't be |
394 | 00:26:01,901 | 00:26:05,471 | thinking clearly enough in the event of a real emergency. | thinking clearly enough in the event of a real emergency. |
395 | 00:26:05,503 | 00:26:08,006 | - It's possible. - Oh, are you...? | - It's possible. - Oh, are you...? |
396 | 00:26:08,040 | 00:26:10,143 | My aunt has a friend who's Amish. | My aunt has a friend who's Amish. |
397 | 00:26:11,174 | 00:26:11,444 | No, we're not Amish. | No, we're not Amish. |
398 | 00:26:11,476 | 00:26:13,178 | - We use alcohol. - Oh. | - We use alcohol. - Oh. |
399 | 00:26:13,212 | 00:26:16,549 | When we're injured, to numb the pain. | When we're injured, to numb the pain. |
400 | 00:26:16,581 | 00:26:18,150 | Okay, that sounds Amish. | Okay, that sounds Amish. |
401 | 00:26:18,184 | 00:26:19,918 | Look, I know there's a lot of discrimination. | Look, I know there's a lot of discrimination. |
402 | 00:26:19,952 | 00:26:21,953 | My friend used to go to a Quaker school. | My friend used to go to a Quaker school. |
403 | 00:26:21,986 | 00:26:24,089 | And let me... | And let me... |
404 | 00:26:27,492 | 00:26:29,561 | - That's super random. - Uh... | - That's super random. - Uh... |
405 | 00:26:29,595 | 00:26:31,164 | Uh, oh. Okay! | Uh, oh. Okay! |
406 | 00:26:31,196 | 00:26:32,531 | All right! Chug, chug. | All right! Chug, chug. |
407 | 00:26:32,565 | 00:26:34,267 | Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. | Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. |
408 | 00:26:34,300 | 00:26:35,434 | Yes! | Yes! |
409 | 00:26:35,466 | 00:26:37,836 | Let's get this party started. | Let's get this party started. |
410 | 00:26:47,512 | 00:26:49,281 | You never lived in Providence? | You never lived in Providence? |
411 | 00:26:49,315 | 00:26:51,050 | I never did. | I never did. |
412 | 00:26:51,082 | 00:26:52,384 | It's so weird. | It's so weird. |
413 | 00:26:52,417 | 00:26:53,819 | - Mm-hmm. - There's a girl there who looks just... | - Mm-hmm. - There's a girl there who looks just... |
414 | 00:26:53,853 | 00:26:56,022 | He's staring at your... blouse. | He's staring at your... blouse. |
415 | 00:26:56,055 | 00:26:57,490 | Oh, I know. I can handle it. | Oh, I know. I can handle it. |
416 | 00:26:57,522 | 00:26:58,558 | Mm-hmm? | Mm-hmm? |
417 | 00:27:01,894 | 00:27:03,496 | Okay. All right, everybody. | Okay. All right, everybody. |
418 | 00:27:03,529 | 00:27:05,231 | Check your pockets. | Check your pockets. |
419 | 00:27:05,263 | 00:27:07,599 | - It may be a bait and switch. - A what? | - It may be a bait and switch. - A what? |
420 | 00:27:07,633 | 00:27:08,968 | A distraction. | A distraction. |
421 | 00:27:09,001 | 00:27:10,336 | He might be a pickpocket. | He might be a pickpocket. |
422 | 00:27:10,368 | 00:27:12,504 | - You mean a thief? - Yeah. | - You mean a thief? - Yeah. |
423 | 00:27:12,538 | 00:27:14,373 | That-that is, that is not what just happened. | That-that is, that is not what just happened. |
424 | 00:27:14,405 | 00:27:17,143 | You don't know about these things. | You don't know about these things. |
425 | 00:27:18,174 | 00:27:18,610 | I don't... No. | I don't... No. |
426 | 00:27:18,644 | 00:27:20,512 | This happens to me, like, every day. | This happens to me, like, every day. |
427 | 00:27:20,546 | 00:27:22,081 | What? | What? |
428 | 00:27:26,918 | 00:27:30,322 | So... what is it that you guys do? | So... what is it that you guys do? |
429 | 00:27:32,357 | 00:27:35,194 | Oh, come on. You know everything about me, right? | Oh, come on. You know everything about me, right? |
430 | 00:27:35,226 | 00:27:37,162 | You know where I live and what my grandma's name is. | You know where I live and what my grandma's name is. |
431 | 00:27:37,195 | 00:27:38,063 | So, like, what are, what are you, | So, like, what are, what are you, |
432 | 00:27:38,097 | 00:27:40,433 | what are you guys, like... professors? | what are you guys, like... professors? |
433 | 00:27:40,465 | 00:27:42,033 | Yep. | Yep. |
434 | 00:27:42,067 | 00:27:43,970 | Yeah? Well, that was a really great guess. | Yeah? Well, that was a really great guess. |
435 | 00:27:44,002 | 00:27:45,136 | No. | No. |
436 | 00:27:45,169 | 00:27:46,973 | No, you're not. | No, you're not. |
437 | 00:27:47,005 | 00:27:49,074 | Uh-uh, uh. | Uh-uh, uh. |
438 | 00:27:49,107 | 00:27:52,145 | You're, like, um... | You're, like, um... |
439 | 00:27:55,213 | 00:27:57,183 | Would you consider yourself a trustworthy person? | Would you consider yourself a trustworthy person? |
440 | 00:27:57,215 | 00:27:59,318 | - Is that one of your qualities? - You don't have to answer that. | - Is that one of your qualities? - You don't have to answer that. |
441 | 00:27:59,350 | 00:28:01,087 | Yes. | Yes. |
442 | 00:28:02,988 | 00:28:04,624 | Oh. | Oh. |
443 | 00:28:04,656 | 00:28:06,958 | We have something very big happening at the airport. | We have something very big happening at the airport. |
444 | 00:28:06,992 | 00:28:09,095 | Oh, my God, I knew you guys were up to something. | Oh, my God, I knew you guys were up to something. |
445 | 00:28:09,127 | 00:28:11,230 | All right, there's two of us and there's three bags. | All right, there's two of us and there's three bags. |
446 | 00:28:11,262 | 00:28:12,898 | Do you see where I'm going with this? | Do you see where I'm going with this? |
447 | 00:28:12,932 | 00:28:13,966 | Not at all. | Not at all. |
448 | 00:28:27,212 | 00:28:29,048 | You took it? Really? Put it back. | You took it? Really? Put it back. |
449 | 00:28:29,080 | 00:28:30,282 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
450 | 00:28:30,316 | 00:28:32,018 | I-I-I feel it. I... | I-I-I feel it. I... |
451 | 00:28:32,050 | 00:28:34,119 | - Do you? - I felt it. I-I... | - Do you? - I felt it. I-I... |
452 | 00:28:34,153 | 00:28:35,387 | Mm. | Mm. |
453 | 00:28:35,421 | 00:28:37,290 | Okay. | Okay. |
454 | 00:28:37,322 | 00:28:38,657 | That old bag. | That old bag. |
455 | 00:28:38,691 | 00:28:40,693 | Here we go. Yep. | Here we go. Yep. |
456 | 00:28:44,195 | 00:28:46,098 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
457 | 00:28:49,100 | 00:28:50,435 | All right. | All right. |
458 | 00:28:50,469 | 00:28:52,004 | Is that the last one? | Is that the last one? |
459 | 00:28:52,037 | 00:28:54,106 | She has a lot of... way too many shoes. | She has a lot of... way too many shoes. |
460 | 00:28:54,138 | 00:28:55,340 | - Oh. - You got everything? | - Oh. - You got everything? |
461 | 00:28:55,374 | 00:28:58,174 | Okay. | Okay. |
462 | 00:28:58,309 | 00:28:59,646 | Off we go. | Off we go. |
463 | 00:29:08,587 | 00:29:11,424 | All right, so if they are lost, and I'm not saying they are, | All right, so if they are lost, and I'm not saying they are, |
464 | 00:29:11,456 | 00:29:13,559 | but if they are, your traveler's insurance | but if they are, your traveler's insurance |
465 | 00:29:13,591 | 00:29:17,396 | covers you for up to $1,575. | covers you for up to $1,575. |
466 | 00:29:17,428 | 00:29:21,099 | You get that as soon as the loss is verified. | You get that as soon as the loss is verified. |
467 | 00:29:21,133 | 00:29:23,102 | H-How long does that usually take? | H-How long does that usually take? |
468 | 00:29:23,135 | 00:29:24,569 | Oh, they're pretty quick. | Oh, they're pretty quick. |
469 | 00:29:24,603 | 00:29:26,606 | Six weeks at the longest. | Six weeks at the longest. |
470 | 00:29:30,509 | 00:29:32,712 | A-And the shortest? | A-And the shortest? |
471 | 00:29:32,744 | 00:29:34,446 | Oh, that really varies. | Oh, that really varies. |
472 | 00:29:34,480 | 00:29:36,048 | But don't worry. | But don't worry. |
473 | 00:29:36,080 | 00:29:39,117 | It's really rare that we completely lose a bag. | It's really rare that we completely lose a bag. |
474 | 00:29:39,151 | 00:29:41,187 | I'm sure they'll turn up. | I'm sure they'll turn up. |
475 | 00:30:02,607 | 00:30:04,710 | Yeah, it's a pretty good deal here. | Yeah, it's a pretty good deal here. |
476 | 00:30:04,742 | 00:30:06,145 | Oh, she's here. | Oh, she's here. |
477 | 00:30:06,177 | 00:30:08,113 | Don't worry, I got this. | Don't worry, I got this. |
478 | 00:30:12,251 | 00:30:13,719 | Ma'am, I'll show you right to your seat. | Ma'am, I'll show you right to your seat. |
479 | 00:30:13,751 | 00:30:15,021 | Just go with it. | Just go with it. |
480 | 00:30:15,053 | 00:30:16,588 | How much did you get for the bags? | How much did you get for the bags? |
481 | 00:30:16,621 | 00:30:19,057 | These guys at my college used to do the same scam | These guys at my college used to do the same scam |
482 | 00:30:19,090 | 00:30:20,325 | with their luggage at Christmas vacation. | with their luggage at Christmas vacation. |
483 | 00:30:20,358 | 00:30:21,659 | - I think you can get more... - It's-it's, | - I think you can get more... - It's-it's, |
484 | 00:30:21,693 | 00:30:23,128 | it's an original con. | it's an original con. |
485 | 00:30:23,162 | 00:30:25,564 | - I invented it. - Oh, okay. | - I invented it. - Oh, okay. |
486 | 00:30:25,597 | 00:30:27,098 | What? | What? |
487 | 00:30:27,132 | 00:30:31,170 | I don't know if the check will be here by Friday. | I don't know if the check will be here by Friday. |
488 | 00:30:31,203 | 00:30:32,805 | What? | What? |
489 | 00:30:32,838 | 00:30:34,807 | It might, but... | It might, but... |
490 | 00:30:34,839 | 00:30:36,509 | it might take six weeks. | it might take six weeks. |
491 | 00:30:40,178 | 00:30:41,479 | In six weeks? | In six weeks? |
492 | 00:30:41,512 | 00:30:43,049 | That's too late. | That's too late. |
493 | 00:30:43,081 | 00:30:47,552 | We just flew... I just risked my life for... | We just flew... I just risked my life for... |
494 | 00:30:47,586 | 00:30:48,687 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
495 | 00:30:48,720 | 00:30:50,356 | In six weeks? | In six weeks? |
496 | 00:30:50,388 | 00:30:51,823 | Who knows? | Who knows? |
497 | 00:30:51,857 | 00:30:54,326 | It could come sooner. It varies. | It could come sooner. It varies. |
498 | 00:30:54,358 | 00:30:56,728 | Right. | Right. |
499 | 00:30:56,761 | 00:30:59,298 | What could come sooner? The check? | What could come sooner? The check? |
500 | 00:31:01,532 | 00:31:04,236 | Who even is she? | Who even is she? |
501 | 00:31:05,337 | 00:31:07,306 | How is this person an asset? | How is this person an asset? |
502 | 00:31:07,338 | 00:31:10,509 | I don't... I don't understand. | I don't... I don't understand. |
503 | 00:31:14,346 | 00:31:16,615 | Maybe I'll go to the restroom. | Maybe I'll go to the restroom. |
504 | 00:31:16,647 | 00:31:18,416 | - It's broken. - Huh? | - It's broken. - Huh? |
505 | 00:31:18,450 | 00:31:21,520 | You have to use the one outside by the gas station. | You have to use the one outside by the gas station. |
506 | 00:31:21,552 | 00:31:23,522 | Right. | Right. |
507 | 00:31:47,913 | 00:31:50,450 | Oh. | Oh. |
508 | 00:32:09,902 | 00:32:11,537 | - Yes? - There you are, hon. | - Yes? - There you are, hon. |
509 | 00:32:11,569 | 00:32:13,571 | I've been calling nonstop. | I've been calling nonstop. |
510 | 00:32:13,605 | 00:32:15,406 | Sorry, I had it on airplane mode. | Sorry, I had it on airplane mode. |
511 | 00:32:15,440 | 00:32:16,709 | Oh, so... Okay. So you landed. | Oh, so... Okay. So you landed. |
512 | 00:32:16,742 | 00:32:18,376 | You're home. Good. | You're home. Good. |
513 | 00:32:18,409 | 00:32:20,345 | I'm watching that antique show. Do you have it on? | I'm watching that antique show. Do you have it on? |
514 | 00:32:20,378 | 00:32:21,847 | Uh, yeah. You can... Why don't you go to sleep | Uh, yeah. You can... Why don't you go to sleep |
515 | 00:32:21,879 | 00:32:23,281 | and we can just talk tomorrow or some... | and we can just talk tomorrow or some... |
516 | 00:32:23,315 | 00:32:25,217 | Are you in bed, all cozy? | Are you in bed, all cozy? |
517 | 00:32:25,250 | 00:32:27,185 | Put that wool pillow under your knees. | Put that wool pillow under your knees. |
518 | 00:32:27,219 | 00:32:29,421 | I'm using mine. It's so nice. | I'm using mine. It's so nice. |
519 | 00:32:29,453 | 00:32:31,723 | You have something nice and crunchy to eat? | You have something nice and crunchy to eat? |
520 | 00:32:31,757 | 00:32:34,493 | I can't see your face very well. | I can't see your face very well. |
521 | 00:32:34,526 | 00:32:36,595 | - It's so dark. - The light's broken. | - It's so dark. - The light's broken. |
522 | 00:32:36,627 | 00:32:39,298 | Oh. Mm. All right. | Oh. Mm. All right. |
523 | 00:32:39,330 | 00:32:40,799 | I'm ordering you a stick-on light, | I'm ordering you a stick-on light, |
524 | 00:32:40,831 | 00:32:43,368 | like the one in your old room. | like the one in your old room. |
525 | 00:32:43,402 | 00:32:44,569 | Okay, I know. | Okay, I know. |
526 | 00:32:44,603 | 00:32:45,938 | Just which one? | Just which one? |
527 | 00:32:45,971 | 00:32:47,373 | What time is it there? | What time is it there? |
528 | 00:32:47,405 | 00:32:49,207 | Our schedules are so out of sync. | Our schedules are so out of sync. |
529 | 00:32:49,241 | 00:32:51,443 | I know you'll feel better when we're aligned back, | I know you'll feel better when we're aligned back, |
530 | 00:32:51,475 | 00:32:52,844 | but that's impossible now. | but that's impossible now. |
531 | 00:32:52,877 | 00:32:55,580 | - Yeah, and I... - Okay, so it'll come Tues... | - Yeah, and I... - Okay, so it'll come Tues... |
532 | 00:32:55,614 | 00:32:58,417 | No. Yes. Tuesday. Uh-huh. | No. Yes. Tuesday. Uh-huh. |
533 | 00:32:58,450 | 00:33:00,586 | Did you get the case of iced tea? Mm. | Did you get the case of iced tea? Mm. |
534 | 00:33:00,618 | 00:33:02,954 | I saw something this morning that made me think of you. | I saw something this morning that made me think of you. |
535 | 00:33:02,988 | 00:33:05,191 | This is gonna make you so happy. | This is gonna make you so happy. |
536 | 00:33:05,223 | 00:33:08,426 | Type in "Vemo infusion pitcher." | Type in "Vemo infusion pitcher." |
537 | 00:33:08,460 | 00:33:12,631 | Look on the bottom picture, and then zoom in, zoom in, | Look on the bottom picture, and then zoom in, zoom in, |
538 | 00:33:12,664 | 00:33:15,800 | zoom back to... Oh! | zoom back to... Oh! |
539 | 00:33:15,834 | 00:33:18,971 | This guy's old rocking chair... it's worth a half a million. | This guy's old rocking chair... it's worth a half a million. |
540 | 00:33:19,003 | 00:33:20,872 | I had no idea. No. | I had no idea. No. |
541 | 00:33:20,905 | 00:33:23,309 | He's so surprised. He had no... | He's so surprised. He had no... |
542 | 00:33:25,777 | 00:33:30,282 | I have a heist we can do, to get the 1,500. | I have a heist we can do, to get the 1,500. |
543 | 00:33:30,315 | 00:33:33,385 | Okay, I'm just gonna start, I'm gonna start talking. Okay. | Okay, I'm just gonna start, I'm gonna start talking. Okay. |
544 | 00:33:34,786 | 00:33:37,356 | So, I'm, um... I'm not a physician's assistant. | So, I'm, um... I'm not a physician's assistant. |
545 | 00:33:37,388 | 00:33:40,225 | That was, um... I don't even know why I said that. Anyway... | That was, um... I don't even know why I said that. Anyway... |
546 | 00:33:40,259 | 00:33:42,361 | I work at Abram's Optics in the Galleria, | I work at Abram's Optics in the Galleria, |
547 | 00:33:42,394 | 00:33:44,363 | which, if you don't know, is the worst branch there is. | which, if you don't know, is the worst branch there is. |
548 | 00:33:44,396 | 00:33:45,931 | Honestly, I'm wasting my life there. | Honestly, I'm wasting my life there. |
549 | 00:33:45,963 | 00:33:49,234 | I just sell bifocals to agro old people all day. | I just sell bifocals to agro old people all day. |
550 | 00:33:49,268 | 00:33:52,738 | Mean but, like, also super lonely and desperate, you know? | Mean but, like, also super lonely and desperate, you know? |
551 | 00:33:52,771 | 00:33:55,374 | Like, I've been invited to Easters and to Mahjong | Like, I've been invited to Easters and to Mahjong |
552 | 00:33:55,406 | 00:33:56,774 | and to look at scrapbooks and... | and to look at scrapbooks and... |
553 | 00:33:56,808 | 00:33:58,911 | You know, I don't go because it's gross, but if I did, | You know, I don't go because it's gross, but if I did, |
554 | 00:33:58,944 | 00:34:01,981 | I bet you that I would find mad antiques. | I bet you that I would find mad antiques. |
555 | 00:34:03,281 | 00:34:04,617 | - Huh. - Yeah. | - Huh. - Yeah. |
556 | 00:34:04,649 | 00:34:06,351 | I mean, not super fancy ones, | I mean, not super fancy ones, |
557 | 00:34:06,385 | 00:34:09,321 | but I have a feeling that if I said I liked something, | but I have a feeling that if I said I liked something, |
558 | 00:34:09,354 | 00:34:11,557 | they would give it to me for free or cheap, | they would give it to me for free or cheap, |
559 | 00:34:11,589 | 00:34:14,894 | and then we can sell it and turn a tidy profit. | and then we can sell it and turn a tidy profit. |
560 | 00:34:16,694 | 00:34:18,363 | Boom! | Boom! |
561 | 00:34:18,397 | 00:34:21,533 | Who do we sell the antiques to? | Who do we sell the antiques to? |
562 | 00:34:21,566 | 00:34:23,702 | We can... | We can... |
563 | 00:34:23,734 | 00:34:26,604 | we can get a stall at the flea market. | we can get a stall at the flea market. |
564 | 00:34:26,638 | 00:34:28,906 | I love the flea market. It is so indie. | I love the flea market. It is so indie. |
565 | 00:34:28,939 | 00:34:31,644 | That is a great idea. | That is a great idea. |
566 | 00:34:31,676 | 00:34:33,479 | It's just tremendous. | It's just tremendous. |
567 | 00:34:33,511 | 00:34:34,979 | Right? | Right? |
568 | 00:34:35,013 | 00:34:36,749 | Three-way split. | Three-way split. |
569 | 00:34:36,781 | 00:34:38,783 | Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. | Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. |
570 | 00:34:38,816 | 00:34:40,785 | No problem. | No problem. |
571 | 00:34:40,818 | 00:34:43,054 | It's like an internship. | It's like an internship. |
572 | 00:34:43,088 | 00:34:44,323 | I'm Melanie. | I'm Melanie. |
573 | 00:34:44,356 | 00:34:45,857 | All right, okay. | All right, okay. |
574 | 00:34:45,890 | 00:34:47,859 | Uh, Melanie, meet Old Dolio. | Uh, Melanie, meet Old Dolio. |
575 | 00:34:47,892 | 00:34:49,427 | Old... what? | Old... what? |
576 | 00:34:49,461 | 00:34:50,995 | Dolio. | Dolio. |
577 | 00:34:51,028 | 00:34:52,563 | Old Dolio. | Old Dolio. |
578 | 00:34:52,597 | 00:34:53,865 | Okay. | Okay. |
579 | 00:34:53,899 | 00:34:55,768 | I like that. I like that. | I like that. I like that. |
580 | 00:34:55,801 | 00:34:57,903 | See, this is exactly the kind of thing | See, this is exactly the kind of thing |
581 | 00:34:57,935 | 00:34:58,870 | that I've been wanting... | that I've been wanting... |
582 | 00:34:59,970 | 00:35:01,906 | - Don't touch! - Ah! | - Don't touch! - Ah! |
583 | 00:35:01,939 | 00:35:03,374 | Don't touch the table. | Don't touch the table. |
584 | 00:35:03,408 | 00:35:04,943 | I've been through tremors a lot smaller than this. | I've been through tremors a lot smaller than this. |
585 | 00:35:04,975 | 00:35:08,079 | It just turns everything electric, like zap. | It just turns everything electric, like zap. |
586 | 00:35:08,113 | 00:35:10,049 | 'Cause this is the way the big one starts. | 'Cause this is the way the big one starts. |
587 | 00:35:10,082 | 00:35:11,784 | With the noise, it just keeps | With the noise, it just keeps |
588 | 00:35:11,816 | 00:35:13,484 | building and building and building. | building and building and building. |
589 | 00:35:13,517 | 00:35:15,320 | But this one's not building. | But this one's not building. |
590 | 00:35:15,354 | 00:35:17,323 | The big one will be loud. | The big one will be loud. |
591 | 00:35:17,356 | 00:35:19,558 | I mean, if you're lucky, you'll get crushed. | I mean, if you're lucky, you'll get crushed. |
592 | 00:35:19,591 | 00:35:22,060 | And then you'll... you just die right then and there. | And then you'll... you just die right then and there. |
593 | 00:35:22,093 | 00:35:24,095 | Immediately. | Immediately. |
594 | 00:35:24,129 | 00:35:26,665 | - A never-ending void. - Wow. | - A never-ending void. - Wow. |
595 | 00:35:26,698 | 00:35:28,500 | So, YOLO. | So, YOLO. |
596 | 00:35:28,533 | 00:35:31,036 | Am I right? | Am I right? |
597 | 00:35:31,068 | 00:35:34,105 | They are real characters, super unique. | They are real characters, super unique. |
598 | 00:35:34,138 | 00:35:35,740 | But you vouch for them, right? | But you vouch for them, right? |
599 | 00:35:35,774 | 00:35:37,009 | Vouch? | Vouch? |
600 | 00:35:37,042 | 00:35:38,844 | I just mean on, like, a level of basic safety. | I just mean on, like, a level of basic safety. |
601 | 00:35:38,877 | 00:35:40,412 | I had a friend who did stripping, | I had a friend who did stripping, |
602 | 00:35:40,444 | 00:35:41,613 | and I would never do that, | and I would never do that, |
603 | 00:35:41,646 | 00:35:43,481 | but this feels like a little more... | but this feels like a little more... |
604 | 00:35:43,515 | 00:35:44,650 | Okay. You know, if I'm being honest, | Okay. You know, if I'm being honest, |
605 | 00:35:44,682 | 00:35:46,718 | my favorite movies are the Ocean Eleven movies. | my favorite movies are the Ocean Eleven movies. |
606 | 00:35:46,752 | 00:35:48,387 | And I just am pretty psyched | And I just am pretty psyched |
607 | 00:35:48,419 | 00:35:50,822 | about being on, like, an actual heist. | about being on, like, an actual heist. |
608 | 00:35:53,024 | 00:35:55,861 | How did you meet them? | How did you meet them? |
609 | 00:35:55,894 | 00:35:58,397 | They're my parents. | They're my parents. |
610 | 00:36:10,975 | 00:36:12,611 | - Oh. - Hey, hey. | - Oh. - Hey, hey. |
611 | 00:36:12,644 | 00:36:14,812 | That's an interesting blouse. | That's an interesting blouse. |
612 | 00:36:14,845 | 00:36:15,947 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
613 | 00:36:15,981 | 00:36:17,616 | You know, it was actually a-a dress. | You know, it was actually a-a dress. |
614 | 00:36:17,649 | 00:36:19,352 | And then I just... | And then I just... |
615 | 00:36:21,685 | 00:36:23,856 | I like your tr-tracksuit. | I like your tr-tracksuit. |
616 | 00:36:36,501 | 00:36:39,138 | Sue! You look so great! | Sue! You look so great! |
617 | 00:36:39,171 | 00:36:40,873 | Here we are. | Here we are. |
618 | 00:36:40,906 | 00:36:42,908 | This is m-my family. | This is m-my family. |
619 | 00:36:46,745 | 00:36:49,114 | I love these, Sue. | I love these, Sue. |
620 | 00:36:49,147 | 00:36:50,115 | Aren't they great? | Aren't they great? |
621 | 00:36:50,147 | 00:36:52,017 | My husband gave them to me. | My husband gave them to me. |
622 | 00:36:52,050 | 00:36:54,419 | He got them in England. | He got them in England. |
623 | 00:36:54,452 | 00:36:57,054 | My ancestors were British on both sides. | My ancestors were British on both sides. |
624 | 00:36:57,088 | 00:36:59,758 | I think the people are more civilized there. | I think the people are more civilized there. |
625 | 00:36:59,790 | 00:37:02,160 | - 4:00 tea and all that. - This is great. | - 4:00 tea and all that. - This is great. |
626 | 00:37:02,193 | 00:37:03,694 | Sue. | Sue. |
627 | 00:37:03,727 | 00:37:06,030 | - I love this dog. - Oh. | - I love this dog. - Oh. |
628 | 00:37:12,102 | 00:37:13,604 | Blimey! | Blimey! |
629 | 00:37:13,638 | 00:37:15,174 | I've made a wretched mess, I'm afraid. | I've made a wretched mess, I'm afraid. |
630 | 00:37:15,207 | 00:37:17,142 | Oh, that's all right, Mum. | Oh, that's all right, Mum. |
631 | 00:37:17,175 | 00:37:18,743 | No bother, really. | No bother, really. |
632 | 00:37:18,776 | 00:37:23,548 | I-I didn't realize at first that you were... | I-I didn't realize at first that you were... |
633 | 00:37:23,582 | 00:37:25,150 | But you're not British. | But you're not British. |
634 | 00:37:25,182 | 00:37:27,518 | No. | No. |
635 | 00:37:27,551 | 00:37:28,921 | No. You're too dark. | No. You're too dark. |
636 | 00:37:28,953 | 00:37:31,622 | There are dark people everywhere. | There are dark people everywhere. |
637 | 00:37:31,656 | 00:37:33,058 | I know. | I know. |
638 | 00:37:33,091 | 00:37:35,560 | I just meant what you think of when you imagine a... | I just meant what you think of when you imagine a... |
639 | 00:37:37,229 | 00:37:39,631 | She's adopted. Yeah. | She's adopted. Yeah. |
640 | 00:37:39,664 | 00:37:42,533 | We always say we were given one and we chose one. | We always say we were given one and we chose one. |
641 | 00:37:42,566 | 00:37:43,801 | Oh. | Oh. |
642 | 00:37:43,834 | 00:37:48,005 | That's just how I feel about my Doodlebug. | That's just how I feel about my Doodlebug. |
643 | 00:37:48,039 | 00:37:50,075 | - Come here, baby. Yeah. - Doodlebug. | - Come here, baby. Yeah. - Doodlebug. |
644 | 00:37:50,107 | 00:37:51,577 | That's a beautiful name. | That's a beautiful name. |
645 | 00:37:51,609 | 00:37:52,711 | - Is that... - It's French. | - Is that... - It's French. |
646 | 00:37:52,743 | 00:37:53,946 | Mm. | Mm. |
647 | 00:37:58,283 | 00:37:59,918 | 650? | 650? |
648 | 00:37:59,950 | 00:38:02,053 | - We need 1,500. - We don't want to push it. | - We need 1,500. - We don't want to push it. |
649 | 00:38:02,086 | 00:38:05,590 | Deposits over 700 trigger a bank review, | Deposits over 700 trigger a bank review, |
650 | 00:38:05,624 | 00:38:07,024 | so we'll do this a few more times. | so we'll do this a few more times. |
651 | 00:38:07,057 | 00:38:08,926 | Well, two more by Friday. | Well, two more by Friday. |
652 | 00:38:08,959 | 00:38:09,961 | - Yeah. - What? | - Yeah. - What? |
653 | 00:38:09,995 | 00:38:11,163 | No. | No. |
654 | 00:38:11,196 | 00:38:12,931 | No, this is... If we get caught, | No, this is... If we get caught, |
655 | 00:38:12,964 | 00:38:15,034 | it-it'll be much worse for me because I'm Puerto Rican. | it-it'll be much worse for me because I'm Puerto Rican. |
656 | 00:38:20,171 | 00:38:21,772 | Isn't that amazing? | Isn't that amazing? |
657 | 00:38:21,805 | 00:38:24,943 | Old Dolio learned to forge before she learned to write. | Old Dolio learned to forge before she learned to write. |
658 | 00:38:24,975 | 00:38:26,944 | Well, actually, that's how she did learn to write. | Well, actually, that's how she did learn to write. |
659 | 00:38:26,977 | 00:38:28,981 | What about my plan? I mean, was that just... | What about my plan? I mean, was that just... |
660 | 00:38:29,013 | 00:38:33,017 | Your plan to cash in on the generosity of lonely people? | Your plan to cash in on the generosity of lonely people? |
661 | 00:38:36,120 | 00:38:38,122 | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. |
662 | 00:38:38,156 | 00:38:39,892 | Ow! | Ow! |
663 | 00:38:39,925 | 00:38:41,292 | You knocked off my nail. | You knocked off my nail. |
664 | 00:38:41,325 | 00:38:43,528 | I... I mean, what am I... | I... I mean, what am I... |
665 | 00:38:43,562 | 00:38:44,730 | I'm gonna have to take them all off now, | I'm gonna have to take them all off now, |
666 | 00:38:44,763 | 00:38:45,898 | because I'm gonna look like a crazy person | because I'm gonna look like a crazy person |
667 | 00:38:45,930 | 00:38:47,098 | with just, like, one nail missing. | with just, like, one nail missing. |
668 | 00:38:48,934 | 00:38:50,935 | What are you...? | What are you...? |
669 | 00:38:52,336 | 00:38:54,539 | Oh, okay. I can... | Oh, okay. I can... |
670 | 00:39:23,133 | 00:39:27,138 | You need, like, special nail polish remover for that. | You need, like, special nail polish remover for that. |
671 | 00:40:06,176 | 00:40:07,879 | Oh, uh, yep, yep, yep, yep. | Oh, uh, yep, yep, yep, yep. |
672 | 00:40:07,912 | 00:40:09,881 | This is a very liquid and high-yield deal. | This is a very liquid and high-yield deal. |
673 | 00:40:09,914 | 00:40:11,749 | - That's right. It's a nice design. - Um... | - That's right. It's a nice design. - Um... |
674 | 00:40:11,783 | 00:40:12,918 | I mean, I hadn't noticed. | I mean, I hadn't noticed. |
675 | 00:40:12,950 | 00:40:14,719 | - It's kind of chic. - Actually... | - It's kind of chic. - Actually... |
676 | 00:40:16,955 | 00:40:18,924 | I think we should give that to Stovik right now | I think we should give that to Stovik right now |
677 | 00:40:18,957 | 00:40:20,725 | - and tell him the rest is coming. - Howdy-do. | - and tell him the rest is coming. - Howdy-do. |
678 | 00:40:20,758 | 00:40:22,694 | Howdy-do. Howdy-do. | Howdy-do. Howdy-do. |
679 | 00:40:24,095 | 00:40:25,062 | Howdy-do. | Howdy-do. |
680 | 00:40:25,095 | 00:40:27,698 | Look at this guy. | Look at this guy. |
681 | 00:40:27,731 | 00:40:29,800 | Look at... | Look at... |
682 | 00:40:29,834 | 00:40:31,036 | Oh. | Oh. |
683 | 00:40:31,068 | 00:40:32,703 | I feel like a senator. | I feel like a senator. |
684 | 00:40:32,736 | 00:40:35,906 | Ah. I love hot tubs. | Ah. I love hot tubs. |
685 | 00:40:37,975 | 00:40:39,343 | What color is your bathroom? | What color is your bathroom? |
686 | 00:40:39,377 | 00:40:40,912 | Do you think this one will match? | Do you think this one will match? |
687 | 00:40:40,944 | 00:40:42,747 | This, like, smoky, coraly thing? | This, like, smoky, coraly thing? |
688 | 00:40:42,781 | 00:40:45,417 | Stop it. You can just slide right in. | Stop it. You can just slide right in. |
689 | 00:40:45,450 | 00:40:46,984 | Come on in, Old Dolio. | Come on in, Old Dolio. |
690 | 00:40:47,017 | 00:40:49,286 | I don't think you're supposed to get in that. | I don't think you're supposed to get in that. |
691 | 00:40:49,319 | 00:40:50,821 | Sure, you can. | Sure, you can. |
692 | 00:40:50,854 | 00:40:52,023 | It's a dry test. | It's a dry test. |
693 | 00:40:52,057 | 00:40:53,892 | Get on in there. | Get on in there. |
694 | 00:40:53,925 | 00:40:55,193 | Yeah. Just make yourselves comfy. | Yeah. Just make yourselves comfy. |
695 | 00:40:55,225 | 00:40:57,229 | Here, let me, let me help you out. | Here, let me, let me help you out. |
696 | 00:40:57,261 | 00:40:59,731 | - Uh, I... I can do it. I can... - Oops. | - Uh, I... I can do it. I can... - Oops. |
697 | 00:40:59,763 | 00:41:01,165 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
698 | 00:41:01,198 | 00:41:02,267 | Get yourselves comfortable. | Get yourselves comfortable. |
699 | 00:41:02,300 | 00:41:04,403 | Grab a seat. Plenty to choose from. | Grab a seat. Plenty to choose from. |
700 | 00:41:04,435 | 00:41:06,203 | Yep. | Yep. |
701 | 00:41:06,236 | 00:41:07,673 | Uh... | Uh... |
702 | 00:41:07,705 | 00:41:10,876 | Okay, now, I want you guys to imagine | Okay, now, I want you guys to imagine |
703 | 00:41:10,908 | 00:41:13,711 | hot water right up to here. | hot water right up to here. |
704 | 00:41:13,745 | 00:41:16,114 | Okay? I'll get in there with you. | Okay? I'll get in there with you. |
705 | 00:41:16,147 | 00:41:18,016 | Hey. | Hey. |
706 | 00:41:18,048 | 00:41:19,184 | Yep. Sorry. | Yep. Sorry. |
707 | 00:41:19,216 | 00:41:23,287 | 47 adjustable massaging heads | 47 adjustable massaging heads |
708 | 00:41:23,321 | 00:41:25,357 | with targeted neck and shoulder jets. | with targeted neck and shoulder jets. |
709 | 00:41:25,390 | 00:41:30,261 | A cascading waterfall, uh, creating a soothing ambience. | A cascading waterfall, uh, creating a soothing ambience. |
710 | 00:41:30,294 | 00:41:31,762 | - Oh. - Uh-huh. | - Oh. - Uh-huh. |
711 | 00:41:31,796 | 00:41:33,765 | Uh, there's an ambiance. | Uh, there's an ambiance. |
712 | 00:41:33,798 | 00:41:35,767 | Should I go on or...? | Should I go on or...? |
713 | 00:41:35,800 | 00:41:36,935 | She's sold, right? | She's sold, right? |
714 | 00:41:38,035 | 00:41:39,771 | How much is it? | How much is it? |
715 | 00:41:39,803 | 00:41:41,839 | 9,499. Okay? | 9,499. Okay? |
716 | 00:41:41,872 | 00:41:45,743 | Just $150 down and $99 a month, | Just $150 down and $99 a month, |
717 | 00:41:45,776 | 00:41:48,412 | with, uh, 29% APR financing. | with, uh, 29% APR financing. |
718 | 00:41:48,446 | 00:41:51,982 | So, you... w-we pay $150, we can walk away with it? | So, you... w-we pay $150, we can walk away with it? |
719 | 00:41:52,015 | 00:41:53,251 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
720 | 00:41:53,283 | 00:41:54,885 | Well, not this exact one. | Well, not this exact one. |
721 | 00:41:54,919 | 00:41:56,421 | It has to ship from the warehouse. | It has to ship from the warehouse. |
722 | 00:41:56,453 | 00:41:58,756 | But by the end of the day tomorrow. | But by the end of the day tomorrow. |
723 | 00:42:02,093 | 00:42:04,430 | That's 150. | That's 150. |
724 | 00:42:06,064 | 00:42:09,234 | Um, so if I'm not happy, uh, | Um, so if I'm not happy, uh, |
725 | 00:42:09,267 | 00:42:12,771 | I can return it at any point and get a full refund? | I can return it at any point and get a full refund? |
726 | 00:42:12,803 | 00:42:15,240 | Well, once it's installed, you can't... | Well, once it's installed, you can't... |
727 | 00:42:15,272 | 00:42:17,975 | Oh, ins... yeah. Yeah, yeah. In-Installed, of course. | Oh, ins... yeah. Yeah, yeah. In-Installed, of course. |
728 | 00:42:18,008 | 00:42:19,944 | But if it hasn't been installed? | But if it hasn't been installed? |
729 | 00:42:19,977 | 00:42:21,780 | Then sure. Yeah. | Then sure. Yeah. |
730 | 00:42:21,812 | 00:42:24,348 | - You know, like, if it doesn't fit or if the color's off. - Ah. | - You know, like, if it doesn't fit or if the color's off. - Ah. |
731 | 00:42:24,381 | 00:42:27,752 | And, now, um, the cladding is extra. | And, now, um, the cladding is extra. |
732 | 00:42:27,785 | 00:42:29,287 | I have a suggestion for you. | I have a suggestion for you. |
733 | 00:42:31,856 | 00:42:33,325 | What? | What? |
734 | 00:42:34,892 | 00:42:36,528 | Wear more clothes. | Wear more clothes. |
735 | 00:42:36,560 | 00:42:38,396 | You're making everybody feel uncomfortable. | You're making everybody feel uncomfortable. |
736 | 00:42:38,428 | 00:42:40,432 | I'll get a full refund? | I'll get a full refund? |
737 | 00:42:45,435 | 00:42:47,905 | Okay, we got to be in and out | Okay, we got to be in and out |
738 | 00:42:47,939 | 00:42:50,008 | so we can catch the leak by 5:00. | so we can catch the leak by 5:00. |
739 | 00:42:50,040 | 00:42:51,910 | Okay. Honestly, I'm kind of excited | Okay. Honestly, I'm kind of excited |
740 | 00:42:51,943 | 00:42:54,245 | because this guy is such a creep. | because this guy is such a creep. |
741 | 00:42:54,278 | 00:42:55,479 | So, his name is Abe. | So, his name is Abe. |
742 | 00:42:55,513 | 00:42:57,448 | Oh, God, this feels like Mission: Impossible. | Oh, God, this feels like Mission: Impossible. |
743 | 00:42:57,481 | 00:42:59,884 | Okay. Okay, so he's what we call a no-show. | Okay. Okay, so he's what we call a no-show. |
744 | 00:42:59,917 | 00:43:01,019 | He didn't pick up his glasses, | He didn't pick up his glasses, |
745 | 00:43:01,051 | 00:43:02,521 | so I had to give him a reminder call, | so I had to give him a reminder call, |
746 | 00:43:02,553 | 00:43:05,055 | and when I did, he asked if I can come and deliver, | and when I did, he asked if I can come and deliver, |
747 | 00:43:05,089 | 00:43:06,958 | which I said normally we wouldn't do that. | which I said normally we wouldn't do that. |
748 | 00:43:06,990 | 00:43:09,326 | But when I told him that I was bringing my family, | But when I told him that I was bringing my family, |
749 | 00:43:09,359 | 00:43:11,028 | he, like, was crying. | he, like, was crying. |
750 | 00:43:11,062 | 00:43:12,964 | Like, so desperate. It was... | Like, so desperate. It was... |
751 | 00:43:16,434 | 00:43:18,169 | It's open. | It's open. |
752 | 00:43:20,205 | 00:43:22,374 | So I just... I just, um... Okay. | So I just... I just, um... Okay. |
753 | 00:43:38,156 | 00:43:39,491 | Hi. | Hi. |
754 | 00:43:42,227 | 00:43:44,830 | I'm not feeling well, | I'm not feeling well, |
755 | 00:43:44,863 | 00:43:49,067 | but, please, make-make yourself at home. | but, please, make-make yourself at home. |
756 | 00:44:15,093 | 00:44:16,928 | That's it. | That's it. |
757 | 00:44:16,961 | 00:44:20,999 | Just be how you are at home. | Just be how you are at home. |
758 | 00:44:21,031 | 00:44:24,102 | Just a normal day around the house. | Just a normal day around the house. |
759 | 00:44:27,138 | 00:44:29,540 | I think he's just lonely. | I think he's just lonely. |
760 | 00:44:29,573 | 00:44:32,109 | Oh, he's pretending. He wants us to... | Oh, he's pretending. He wants us to... |
761 | 00:44:32,142 | 00:44:34,111 | Right, like we're his family. | Right, like we're his family. |
762 | 00:44:45,055 | 00:44:46,490 | He's only | He's only |
763 | 00:44:46,524 | 00:44:48,526 | two strokes back right now, and the only thing... | two strokes back right now, and the only thing... |
764 | 00:44:48,559 | 00:44:50,528 | Good. That's good. | Good. That's good. |
765 | 00:44:50,560 | 00:44:53,298 | M-My son used to watch that. | M-My son used to watch that. |
766 | 00:44:57,200 | 00:44:59,570 | Oh, Robert, always with the sports. | Oh, Robert, always with the sports. |
767 | 00:44:59,604 | 00:45:02,506 | Why don't you mow the lawn for once? | Why don't you mow the lawn for once? |
768 | 00:45:02,539 | 00:45:04,475 | Nice. | Nice. |
769 | 00:45:04,508 | 00:45:06,244 | Do more like that. | Do more like that. |
770 | 00:45:08,578 | 00:45:10,548 | How was school, hon? | How was school, hon? |
771 | 00:45:14,118 | 00:45:16,354 | School was fine. | School was fine. |
772 | 00:45:16,386 | 00:45:18,289 | How was your day? | How was your day? |
773 | 00:45:18,323 | 00:45:20,359 | A little louder, please. | A little louder, please. |
774 | 00:45:23,394 | 00:45:25,430 | How was your day? | How was your day? |
775 | 00:45:26,731 | 00:45:28,934 | What did you do today, Mom? | What did you do today, Mom? |
776 | 00:45:31,468 | 00:45:34,438 | That's nice... to be asked that. | That's nice... to be asked that. |
777 | 00:45:34,472 | 00:45:36,374 | You really want to know? | You really want to know? |
778 | 00:45:40,243 | 00:45:41,579 | Huh. | Huh. |
779 | 00:45:43,414 | 00:45:44,482 | Wasn't easy. | Wasn't easy. |
780 | 00:45:44,515 | 00:45:46,251 | None of my days are easy. | None of my days are easy. |
781 | 00:45:47,318 | 00:45:50,222 | Why? What happened? | Why? What happened? |
782 | 00:45:55,193 | 00:45:57,162 | The refrigerator broke. | The refrigerator broke. |
783 | 00:45:59,497 | 00:46:00,565 | It's not in there. | It's not in there. |
784 | 00:46:00,597 | 00:46:03,200 | - So, uh... - Not that drawer. Try the other drawer. | - So, uh... - Not that drawer. Try the other drawer. |
785 | 00:46:05,102 | 00:46:08,238 | You must be the refrigerator repair person. | You must be the refrigerator repair person. |
786 | 00:46:08,272 | 00:46:09,474 | Okay. | Okay. |
787 | 00:46:12,676 | 00:46:14,611 | I bet you meet a lot of lonely women | I bet you meet a lot of lonely women |
788 | 00:46:14,644 | 00:46:16,414 | when you're out in the field. | when you're out in the field. |
789 | 00:46:17,481 | 00:46:19,450 | Repairing refrigerators. | Repairing refrigerators. |
790 | 00:46:24,055 | 00:46:27,359 | Housewives must be throwing themselves at you, huh? | Housewives must be throwing themselves at you, huh? |
791 | 00:46:29,060 | 00:46:30,529 | 'Cause, uh... | 'Cause, uh... |
792 | 00:46:32,629 | 00:46:35,232 | You know, if you need tools, we have tools. | You know, if you need tools, we have tools. |
793 | 00:46:35,265 | 00:46:38,470 | Uh, I'm just here to do a job. | Uh, I'm just here to do a job. |
794 | 00:46:44,175 | 00:46:46,544 | Hey. Checkbook is not here. | Hey. Checkbook is not here. |
795 | 00:46:46,577 | 00:46:48,479 | Check his bedroom. | Check his bedroom. |
796 | 00:46:48,513 | 00:46:50,048 | Come on. | Come on. |
797 | 00:46:57,187 | 00:46:59,223 | This is hard. | This is hard. |
798 | 00:47:05,229 | 00:47:11,236 | It's like trying to fall asleep forever. | It's like trying to fall asleep forever. |
799 | 00:47:28,519 | 00:47:30,287 | It sounds good. | It sounds good. |
800 | 00:47:30,321 | 00:47:34,626 | Maybe some silverware clinking. | Maybe some silverware clinking. |
801 | 00:47:34,658 | 00:47:36,694 | Or play the piano. | Or play the piano. |
802 | 00:47:46,236 | 00:47:48,539 | I think it's in there, but we have to wait. | I think it's in there, but we have to wait. |
803 | 00:47:48,573 | 00:47:49,674 | It's 4:15. | It's 4:15. |
804 | 00:47:49,707 | 00:47:51,509 | We'll miss the leak. | We'll miss the leak. |
805 | 00:47:51,542 | 00:47:54,546 | He's trying to... | He's trying to... |
806 | 00:47:56,481 | 00:47:58,783 | ...die. | ...die. |
807 | 00:47:58,816 | 00:48:02,352 | But we should, we should keep on, um... | But we should, we should keep on, um... |
808 | 00:48:02,385 | 00:48:07,425 | He said he wants piano playing and s-silverware clinking. | He said he wants piano playing and s-silverware clinking. |
809 | 00:48:46,597 | 00:48:49,600 | How was school, hon? | How was school, hon? |
810 | 00:48:49,633 | 00:48:51,301 | It was fine. | It was fine. |
811 | 00:48:51,334 | 00:48:52,703 | But I'm starving. | But I'm starving. |
812 | 00:48:52,736 | 00:48:54,571 | M-Me, too. | M-Me, too. |
813 | 00:48:54,604 | 00:48:56,807 | Would you like some leftover cake? | Would you like some leftover cake? |
814 | 00:48:56,841 | 00:48:58,543 | Okay. | Okay. |
815 | 00:49:15,959 | 00:49:17,628 | Oh! | Oh! |
816 | 00:49:17,662 | 00:49:20,765 | - He just scored? - Oh, he scored a-a one-holer. | - He just scored? - Oh, he scored a-a one-holer. |
817 | 00:49:26,336 | 00:49:27,938 | Do you think I could have some of that? | Do you think I could have some of that? |
818 | 00:49:27,972 | 00:49:29,374 | Would you like some milk? | Would you like some milk? |
819 | 00:49:29,406 | 00:49:31,408 | Please. | Please. |
820 | 00:49:40,685 | 00:49:42,320 | Thank you. Thank you. | Thank you. Thank you. |
821 | 00:49:42,352 | 00:49:44,255 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
822 | 00:49:55,432 | 00:49:57,868 | You know, I think I will mow the lawn tomorrow. | You know, I think I will mow the lawn tomorrow. |
823 | 00:49:57,901 | 00:49:59,670 | You said that last weekend. | You said that last weekend. |
824 | 00:49:59,703 | 00:50:00,805 | Did I? | Did I? |
825 | 00:50:08,312 | 00:50:09,681 | Maybe I'll mow the lawn. | Maybe I'll mow the lawn. |
826 | 00:50:10,714 | 00:50:14,852 | I'll just go into the garage and get it out. | I'll just go into the garage and get it out. |
827 | 00:50:25,328 | 00:50:26,664 | Okay. | Okay. |
828 | 00:50:27,664 | 00:50:29,300 | Go check. | Go check. |
829 | 00:50:29,332 | 00:50:30,401 | Go. | Go. |
830 | 00:51:02,867 | 00:51:05,537 | Am I still here? | Am I still here? |
831 | 00:51:10,774 | 00:51:12,477 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
832 | 00:51:16,580 | 00:51:20,585 | You see how there's light? | You see how there's light? |
833 | 00:51:20,618 | 00:51:25,556 | You'll know because it'll be dark all around and... | You'll know because it'll be dark all around and... |
834 | 00:51:25,589 | 00:51:27,325 | quiet. | quiet. |
835 | 00:51:29,859 | 00:51:32,530 | Please... | Please... |
836 | 00:51:32,562 | 00:51:35,867 | don't do anything to the house. | don't do anything to the house. |
837 | 00:51:37,600 | 00:51:40,604 | My kids have plans for it. | My kids have plans for it. |
838 | 00:51:42,839 | 00:51:44,843 | They're not bad kids. | They're not bad kids. |
839 | 00:51:46,843 | 00:51:49,013 | Just busy. | Just busy. |
840 | 00:52:24,481 | 00:52:27,050 | Life is... | Life is... |
841 | 00:52:27,084 | 00:52:28,620 | nothing. | nothing. |
842 | 00:52:31,821 | 00:52:34,858 | Just let it go without really thinking about it. | Just let it go without really thinking about it. |
843 | 00:52:37,528 | 00:52:41,832 | Like you're letting go of a... | Like you're letting go of a... |
844 | 00:52:41,865 | 00:52:43,867 | piece of string. | piece of string. |
845 | 00:52:45,002 | 00:52:47,539 | Just let it... | Just let it... |
846 | 00:52:51,709 | 00:52:54,044 | It's not that big of a deal. | It's not that big of a deal. |
847 | 00:53:25,642 | 00:53:27,744 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
848 | 00:53:27,778 | 00:53:29,480 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
849 | 00:53:29,513 | 00:53:31,482 | What's wrong? | What's wrong? |
850 | 00:53:31,515 | 00:53:33,718 | What's wrong? This... | What's wrong? This... |
851 | 00:53:33,751 | 00:53:35,653 | Oh. | Oh. |
852 | 00:53:35,685 | 00:53:36,687 | No, I-I mean... | No, I-I mean... |
853 | 00:53:36,720 | 00:53:38,890 | She has tender feelings. | She has tender feelings. |
854 | 00:53:38,923 | 00:53:41,125 | You wouldn't know anything about that. | You wouldn't know anything about that. |
855 | 00:53:41,158 | 00:53:42,493 | I know. | I know. |
856 | 00:53:42,526 | 00:53:43,728 | Oh, there's no checkbook. | Oh, there's no checkbook. |
857 | 00:53:43,760 | 00:53:45,662 | You're sad is what you are. | You're sad is what you are. |
858 | 00:53:45,696 | 00:53:46,898 | Huh? | Huh? |
859 | 00:53:46,930 | 00:53:48,165 | I'm not gonna do this again. | I'm not gonna do this again. |
860 | 00:53:48,198 | 00:53:51,601 | And-and I don't think that we should take anything from him. | And-and I don't think that we should take anything from him. |
861 | 00:53:51,635 | 00:53:52,903 | Okay, okay. So here we are. | Okay, okay. So here we are. |
862 | 00:53:52,937 | 00:53:54,472 | Oh, I don't know. | Oh, I don't know. |
863 | 00:53:54,504 | 00:53:55,906 | Somewhere there's a checkbook in this house, | Somewhere there's a checkbook in this house, |
864 | 00:53:55,939 | 00:53:58,041 | and, uh, when we find it, we're just gonna... | and, uh, when we find it, we're just gonna... |
865 | 00:53:58,075 | 00:54:01,446 | we're gonna cash out the whole $850 and be done with it, | we're gonna cash out the whole $850 and be done with it, |
866 | 00:54:01,479 | 00:54:03,881 | because, quite frankly, I'm feeling very uncomfortable. | because, quite frankly, I'm feeling very uncomfortable. |
867 | 00:54:03,914 | 00:54:06,050 | I've been put in an uncomfortable position, so... | I've been put in an uncomfortable position, so... |
868 | 00:54:08,218 | 00:54:09,986 | Go run the buckets. | Go run the buckets. |
869 | 00:54:10,019 | 00:54:12,689 | You can still make it if you take the 53, huh? | You can still make it if you take the 53, huh? |
870 | 00:54:12,722 | 00:54:14,991 | Come on, hurry. Hurry. | Come on, hurry. Hurry. |
871 | 00:54:15,024 | 00:54:17,194 | Oh, my... | Oh, my... |
872 | 00:54:17,227 | 00:54:19,629 | So, I know. Okay. No, no. You sit down. | So, I know. Okay. No, no. You sit down. |
873 | 00:54:19,662 | 00:54:22,732 | S-Sit down, and you have a glass of water and... | S-Sit down, and you have a glass of water and... |
874 | 00:55:42,078 | 00:55:43,914 | And your son is how old? | And your son is how old? |
875 | 00:55:43,948 | 00:55:44,982 | Three. | Three. |
876 | 00:55:45,015 | 00:55:46,017 | And his name is? | And his name is? |
877 | 00:55:46,050 | 00:55:47,551 | Cyrus. Cy. | Cyrus. Cy. |
878 | 00:55:47,584 | 00:55:49,086 | Okay. | Okay. |
879 | 00:55:50,321 | 00:55:52,290 | Hi, Cy. | Hi, Cy. |
880 | 00:55:54,658 | 00:55:57,194 | I mean, he would, too, uh, especially with new people. | I mean, he would, too, uh, especially with new people. |
881 | 00:55:57,227 | 00:55:58,863 | I mean, he just goes ballistic. | I mean, he just goes ballistic. |
882 | 00:55:58,896 | 00:55:59,964 | - It's... - Okay. | - It's... - Okay. |
883 | 00:55:59,997 | 00:56:00,964 | Okay, that's good. | Okay, that's good. |
884 | 00:56:00,997 | 00:56:02,332 | So, we know now that we have | So, we know now that we have |
885 | 00:56:02,365 | 00:56:04,167 | a three-year-old that tends to hit. | a three-year-old that tends to hit. |
886 | 00:56:04,200 | 00:56:06,102 | Okay. That's not abnormal. | Okay. That's not abnormal. |
887 | 00:56:06,135 | 00:56:09,172 | So, first, I'll just observe. | So, first, I'll just observe. |
888 | 00:56:09,205 | 00:56:11,142 | Okay? All right. | Okay? All right. |
889 | 00:56:15,812 | 00:56:18,582 | Are you... hungry? | Are you... hungry? |
890 | 00:56:18,615 | 00:56:20,818 | Mm, no. | Mm, no. |
891 | 00:56:20,850 | 00:56:24,588 | Are you tired? | Are you tired? |
892 | 00:56:24,622 | 00:56:26,790 | Mm... no. | Mm... no. |
893 | 00:56:29,359 | 00:56:31,361 | You look excited, Cy. | You look excited, Cy. |
894 | 00:56:31,394 | 00:56:33,797 | Are you excited to see the other children? | Are you excited to see the other children? |
895 | 00:56:33,830 | 00:56:36,133 | - Do you just need some of their attention? - Yeah. | - Do you just need some of their attention? - Yeah. |
896 | 00:56:36,165 | 00:56:37,801 | Yeah! Okay. | Yeah! Okay. |
897 | 00:56:37,834 | 00:56:39,903 | And sometimes that's enough. | And sometimes that's enough. |
898 | 00:56:39,937 | 00:56:42,139 | Just verbalizing the need is enough. | Just verbalizing the need is enough. |
899 | 00:56:42,171 | 00:56:43,974 | A three-year-old that wants attention... | A three-year-old that wants attention... |
900 | 00:56:44,008 | 00:56:45,176 | not unreasonable, right? | not unreasonable, right? |
901 | 00:56:54,251 | 00:56:56,254 | Old Dolio. | Old Dolio. |
902 | 00:57:01,892 | 00:57:05,897 | You should... well, if you want to. | You should... well, if you want to. |
903 | 00:57:08,999 | 00:57:11,202 | She might do one more. | She might do one more. |
904 | 00:57:11,234 | 00:57:12,769 | No. | No. |
905 | 00:57:18,075 | 00:57:20,845 | How about we do it together? | How about we do it together? |
906 | 00:57:29,720 | 00:57:31,689 | Maybe you get the party started. | Maybe you get the party started. |
907 | 00:57:38,028 | 00:57:42,033 | I'll just go, uh, check the-the front. | I'll just go, uh, check the-the front. |
908 | 00:57:43,300 | 00:57:44,836 | Okay. | Okay. |
909 | 00:57:48,037 | 00:57:49,740 | I don't think Old Dolio likes me. | I don't think Old Dolio likes me. |
910 | 00:57:49,772 | 00:57:54,678 | Oh. No, she-she, she doesn't like anyone. | Oh. No, she-she, she doesn't like anyone. |
911 | 00:57:54,711 | 00:57:56,213 | She's not like that. | She's not like that. |
912 | 00:57:57,314 | 00:58:00,850 | And your daughter's name is? | And your daughter's name is? |
913 | 00:58:00,883 | 00:58:02,185 | Old Dolio. | Old Dolio. |
914 | 00:58:02,218 | 00:58:03,753 | Uh, Old...? | Uh, Old...? |
915 | 00:58:03,787 | 00:58:06,957 | Dolio. We named her after a homeless guy | Dolio. We named her after a homeless guy |
916 | 00:58:06,990 | 00:58:10,227 | who won the lottery, hoping he'd put her in his will. | who won the lottery, hoping he'd put her in his will. |
917 | 00:58:10,260 | 00:58:13,997 | But Old Dolio... the old Old Dolio... | But Old Dolio... the old Old Dolio... |
918 | 00:58:14,031 | 00:58:15,966 | used up all his money at the very end | used up all his money at the very end |
919 | 00:58:15,999 | 00:58:19,303 | on experimental cancer stuff. | on experimental cancer stuff. |
920 | 00:58:19,336 | 00:58:22,205 | Mm. Okay. | Mm. Okay. |
921 | 00:58:23,807 | 00:58:26,276 | And your daughter is...? | And your daughter is...? |
922 | 00:58:32,783 | 00:58:36,453 | She doesn't know anything about tender feelings. | She doesn't know anything about tender feelings. |
923 | 00:58:41,057 | 00:58:43,326 | Hi, Old Dolio. | Hi, Old Dolio. |
924 | 00:58:46,863 | 00:58:49,032 | Okay, so I'm just gonna observe. | Okay, so I'm just gonna observe. |
925 | 00:58:50,334 | 00:58:51,703 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
926 | 00:58:53,870 | 00:58:57,040 | Are you feeling stressed? | Are you feeling stressed? |
927 | 00:58:58,876 | 00:59:00,511 | Hmm, no. No. | Hmm, no. No. |
928 | 00:59:00,544 | 00:59:02,246 | Okay. | Okay. |
929 | 00:59:04,515 | 00:59:07,318 | Do you want to hold my hand? | Do you want to hold my hand? |
930 | 00:59:07,350 | 00:59:09,086 | No? Okay. | No? Okay. |
931 | 00:59:09,118 | 00:59:11,021 | Okay. Hmm. | Okay. Hmm. |
932 | 00:59:13,189 | 00:59:15,091 | Your hair has gotten so long. | Your hair has gotten so long. |
933 | 00:59:15,124 | 00:59:18,094 | It's beautiful, hon. | It's beautiful, hon. |
934 | 00:59:18,127 | 00:59:20,930 | Can I brush it? | Can I brush it? |
935 | 00:59:44,086 | 00:59:45,522 | It's just a tremor. It's okay. | It's just a tremor. It's okay. |
936 | 00:59:45,555 | 00:59:47,258 | You're... It's okay. | You're... It's okay. |
937 | 00:59:47,290 | 00:59:49,794 | You're okay with me. | You're okay with me. |
938 | 01:00:01,537 | 01:00:04,140 | Here, let's, uh, warm it up a little bit. | Here, let's, uh, warm it up a little bit. |
939 | 01:00:04,173 | 01:00:05,842 | Is there...? | Is there...? |
940 | 01:00:05,876 | 01:00:07,944 | Oh, uh, there's a drain. | Oh, uh, there's a drain. |
941 | 01:00:07,977 | 01:00:09,847 | It can drain. There's a drain under there. | It can drain. There's a drain under there. |
942 | 01:00:09,879 | 01:00:11,915 | On the floor. In the floor. | On the floor. In the floor. |
943 | 01:00:13,450 | 01:00:17,187 | So are you gonna return it or sell it and then return it? | So are you gonna return it or sell it and then return it? |
944 | 01:00:17,220 | 01:00:18,588 | Or what do you want? | Or what do you want? |
945 | 01:00:18,622 | 01:00:21,125 | It's better with the light off. | It's better with the light off. |
946 | 01:00:38,341 | 01:00:40,310 | Let's take a bath. | Let's take a bath. |
947 | 01:00:45,481 | 01:00:47,450 | Are you surprised? | Are you surprised? |
948 | 01:00:49,051 | 01:00:51,321 | Maybe you didn't know that I-I felt this way. | Maybe you didn't know that I-I felt this way. |
949 | 01:00:51,354 | 01:00:53,223 | No. | No. |
950 | 01:00:53,256 | 01:00:55,959 | I'm the least surprised I've ever been in my life. | I'm the least surprised I've ever been in my life. |
951 | 01:00:55,993 | 01:00:57,328 | Huh. | Huh. |
952 | 01:00:59,363 | 01:01:02,031 | So what's the plan? | So what's the plan? |
953 | 01:01:02,064 | 01:01:03,934 | You'll watch me undress, and then you'll start | You'll watch me undress, and then you'll start |
954 | 01:01:03,966 | 01:01:06,604 | getting your dick hard, then I'll get in? | getting your dick hard, then I'll get in? |
955 | 01:01:10,374 | 01:01:12,142 | Well? | Well? |
956 | 01:01:12,175 | 01:01:14,010 | Come on. | Come on. |
957 | 01:01:18,381 | 01:01:22,151 | So, what were you picturing? | So, what were you picturing? |
958 | 01:01:22,185 | 01:01:24,088 | - Soapy titties? - Sure. | - Soapy titties? - Sure. |
959 | 01:01:24,120 | 01:01:26,122 | Yeah? Sure. | Yeah? Sure. |
960 | 01:01:28,225 | 01:01:29,493 | Does this work? | Does this work? |
961 | 01:01:29,526 | 01:01:31,462 | No, right? Of course it doesn't work. | No, right? Of course it doesn't work. |
962 | 01:01:31,495 | 01:01:32,630 | Why would it work? | Why would it work? |
963 | 01:01:32,662 | 01:01:34,430 | Nothing works here. | Nothing works here. |
964 | 01:01:34,464 | 01:01:36,033 | Pathetic. | Pathetic. |
965 | 01:01:38,100 | 01:01:40,203 | So, titty fuck? | So, titty fuck? |
966 | 01:01:40,236 | 01:01:42,405 | - Oh, that got your attention. - Knock, knock. | - Oh, that got your attention. - Knock, knock. |
967 | 01:01:44,374 | 01:01:47,310 | Oh. | Oh. |
968 | 01:01:47,343 | 01:01:49,679 | We want this to be about your pleasure, too. | We want this to be about your pleasure, too. |
969 | 01:01:49,713 | 01:01:51,015 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
970 | 01:01:51,048 | 01:01:53,517 | Well, what makes you feel good? | Well, what makes you feel good? |
971 | 01:01:57,254 | 01:01:59,522 | - Uh, Melanie, uh, let's not... - Listen, uh... | - Uh, Melanie, uh, let's not... - Listen, uh... |
972 | 01:01:59,555 | 01:02:01,391 | - Just... let's just... - We-We're, we're surprised. | - Just... let's just... - We-We're, we're surprised. |
973 | 01:02:01,425 | 01:02:03,227 | - Time for a snack, all right? - I think, I think... | - Time for a snack, all right? - I think, I think... |
974 | 01:02:18,008 | 01:02:19,910 | - What? - What? | - What? - What? |
975 | 01:02:22,078 | 01:02:23,948 | What are you guys doing? | What are you guys doing? |
976 | 01:02:27,283 | 01:02:30,453 | Why-why are there crackers on a plate? | Why-why are there crackers on a plate? |
977 | 01:02:32,455 | 01:02:34,057 | Don't go, hon. | Don't go, hon. |
978 | 01:02:35,392 | 01:02:37,261 | "Hon"? | "Hon"? |
979 | 01:02:41,164 | 01:02:43,267 | You just... | You just... |
980 | 01:02:43,300 | 01:02:44,968 | You've never called me that. | You've never called me that. |
981 | 01:02:45,002 | 01:02:46,637 | I have. | I have. |
982 | 01:02:46,669 | 01:02:48,539 | I have called you that. | I have called you that. |
983 | 01:02:48,571 | 01:02:50,039 | Oh? | Oh? |
984 | 01:02:50,073 | 01:02:52,143 | Call me "hon," then. | Call me "hon," then. |
985 | 01:02:53,176 | 01:02:54,645 | What is that? Hmm? | What is that? Hmm? |
986 | 01:02:54,678 | 01:02:57,348 | What is this? "Newborn to 18 years." | What is this? "Newborn to 18 years." |
987 | 01:02:57,381 | 01:02:59,550 | You can't do it. | You can't do it. |
988 | 01:02:59,582 | 01:03:02,285 | I bet you could if it was a job, though, right? | I bet you could if it was a job, though, right? |
989 | 01:03:12,629 | 01:03:16,600 | $1,575 to call me "hon." | $1,575 to call me "hon." |
990 | 01:03:16,633 | 01:03:19,136 | Oh, three-way split. | Oh, three-way split. |
991 | 01:03:19,169 | 01:03:21,205 | It's 525 each. | It's 525 each. |
992 | 01:03:23,272 | 01:03:26,276 | I don't want to do it that way this time. | I don't want to do it that way this time. |
993 | 01:03:34,151 | 01:03:36,319 | It's one word. Just say it. | It's one word. Just say it. |
994 | 01:03:38,321 | 01:03:39,757 | You could just say it. | You could just say it. |
995 | 01:03:42,559 | 01:03:45,495 | I can't just say it. | I can't just say it. |
996 | 01:03:45,528 | 01:03:50,099 | We... don't call you "hon" | We... don't call you "hon" |
997 | 01:03:50,133 | 01:03:52,435 | or "sweetheart" or "baby." | or "sweetheart" or "baby." |
998 | 01:03:52,468 | 01:03:57,273 | We don't wrap up little birthday presents with ribbons. | We don't wrap up little birthday presents with ribbons. |
999 | 01:03:57,307 | 01:03:59,309 | - I-I don't want... - Yes. | - I-I don't want... - Yes. |
1000 | 01:03:59,341 | 01:04:01,677 | That's what you want. | That's what you want. |
1001 | 01:04:03,080 | 01:04:04,548 | And-and what else? Hmm? | And-and what else? Hmm? |
1002 | 01:04:04,580 | 01:04:08,051 | Want me to put you on my abdomen? | Want me to put you on my abdomen? |
1003 | 01:04:08,084 | 01:04:09,285 | Hmm? | Hmm? |
1004 | 01:04:10,319 | 01:04:12,356 | Make pancakes? | Make pancakes? |
1005 | 01:04:12,388 | 01:04:14,490 | And you want me to do a little dance? | And you want me to do a little dance? |
1006 | 01:04:14,524 | 01:04:16,460 | - No. - Yes. | - No. - Yes. |
1007 | 01:04:16,493 | 01:04:21,632 | You want us to be false, fakey people. | You want us to be false, fakey people. |
1008 | 01:04:21,664 | 01:04:22,665 | Hmm? | Hmm? |
1009 | 01:04:30,272 | 01:04:32,209 | I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... | I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... |
1010 | 01:04:32,242 | 01:04:33,444 | I'll do it. | I'll do it. |
1011 | 01:04:36,245 | 01:04:40,184 | I'll call you "hon" for $1,575. | I'll call you "hon" for $1,575. |
1012 | 01:04:47,857 | 01:04:49,459 | Keep walking. | Keep walking. |
1013 | 01:04:49,493 | 01:04:51,462 | Keep walking. Keep walking. | Keep walking. Keep walking. |
1014 | 01:05:12,281 | 01:05:13,751 | A lot of stuff. | A lot of stuff. |
1015 | 01:05:14,783 | 01:05:17,653 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
1016 | 01:05:28,865 | 01:05:30,234 | What's this? | What's this? |
1017 | 01:05:30,267 | 01:05:34,370 | Uh, it's a... it's a mug warmer. | Uh, it's a... it's a mug warmer. |
1018 | 01:05:34,403 | 01:05:36,739 | A lot of the times, my mom will buy two of something | A lot of the times, my mom will buy two of something |
1019 | 01:05:36,772 | 01:05:38,441 | and just send me one. | and just send me one. |
1020 | 01:05:57,493 | 01:05:58,861 | It's Wednesday. | It's Wednesday. |
1021 | 01:05:58,894 | 01:06:02,565 | Wednesday it leaks three times 'cause of sanitation. | Wednesday it leaks three times 'cause of sanitation. |
1022 | 01:06:02,598 | 01:06:06,336 | It's... it's really a three-person job. | It's... it's really a three-person job. |
1023 | 01:06:08,738 | 01:06:10,674 | It's all over the floor now. | It's all over the floor now. |
1024 | 01:06:10,707 | 01:06:12,743 | They'll be calling any second. | They'll be calling any second. |
1025 | 01:06:17,613 | 01:06:19,649 | Just after they put the buckets down. | Just after they put the buckets down. |
1026 | 01:06:33,930 | 01:06:36,232 | Okay, uh... | Okay, uh... |
1027 | 01:06:36,265 | 01:06:38,868 | thank you or whatever. | thank you or whatever. |
1028 | 01:06:38,901 | 01:06:40,870 | Um, here. | Um, here. |
1029 | 01:06:40,903 | 01:06:42,838 | This should cover that. | This should cover that. |
1030 | 01:06:42,872 | 01:06:45,676 | Unless you bought it in bulk... I don't know. | Unless you bought it in bulk... I don't know. |
1031 | 01:06:45,709 | 01:06:47,511 | Y-You don't pay for... | Y-You don't pay for... |
1032 | 01:06:50,446 | 01:06:51,881 | Okay. | Okay. |
1033 | 01:06:51,914 | 01:06:53,416 | Uh... | Uh... |
1034 | 01:06:53,450 | 01:06:54,885 | You're jonesing. | You're jonesing. |
1035 | 01:06:54,917 | 01:06:56,986 | What? | What? |
1036 | 01:06:57,019 | 01:07:00,290 | You're addicted to them. | You're addicted to them. |
1037 | 01:07:01,323 | 01:07:02,693 | My cousin Timothy... | My cousin Timothy... |
1038 | 01:07:02,725 | 01:07:04,794 | when he was trying to kick pills, he would be fine, | when he was trying to kick pills, he would be fine, |
1039 | 01:07:04,827 | 01:07:06,530 | and then he would have this sudden wave | and then he would have this sudden wave |
1040 | 01:07:06,562 | 01:07:08,365 | of needing them really bad. | of needing them really bad. |
1041 | 01:07:11,568 | 01:07:14,004 | Well, I think this is a little different | Well, I think this is a little different |
1042 | 01:07:14,037 | 01:07:15,739 | because they're my parents. | because they're my parents. |
1043 | 01:07:15,772 | 01:07:17,641 | In what sense? | In what sense? |
1044 | 01:07:17,673 | 01:07:20,243 | What? | What? |
1045 | 01:07:20,276 | 01:07:22,713 | In what sense are they your parents? | In what sense are they your parents? |
1046 | 01:07:22,745 | 01:07:25,281 | What's an example? | What's an example? |
1047 | 01:07:29,685 | 01:07:32,289 | We split everything three ways. | We split everything three ways. |
1048 | 01:07:32,321 | 01:07:33,856 | We have since I was little. | We have since I was little. |
1049 | 01:07:33,890 | 01:07:36,426 | What do you spend yours on? | What do you spend yours on? |
1050 | 01:07:37,493 | 01:07:39,363 | Your third. | Your third. |
1051 | 01:07:39,396 | 01:07:42,899 | W-We go in on everything equally. | W-We go in on everything equally. |
1052 | 01:07:42,932 | 01:07:46,803 | Actually, that's another example. | Actually, that's another example. |
1053 | 01:07:46,836 | 01:07:48,872 | That makes two things. | That makes two things. |
1054 | 01:07:55,345 | 01:07:56,847 | Aren't you forgetting something? | Aren't you forgetting something? |
1055 | 01:08:04,453 | 01:08:06,390 | Hon. | Hon. |
1056 | 01:08:06,423 | 01:08:07,691 | Oh, hon. | Oh, hon. |
1057 | 01:08:11,593 | 01:08:13,997 | My sweetheart. | My sweetheart. |
1058 | 01:08:15,097 | 01:08:17,400 | My sweet baby. | My sweet baby. |
1059 | 01:08:26,642 | 01:08:29,512 | There's a check cashing place across the street. | There's a check cashing place across the street. |
1060 | 01:08:47,364 | 01:08:49,833 | Oh, so you're just gonna go...? | Oh, so you're just gonna go...? |
1061 | 01:08:49,865 | 01:08:51,868 | Home. | Home. |
1062 | 01:08:55,637 | 01:08:56,906 | W-Wait. | W-Wait. |
1063 | 01:08:56,940 | 01:08:59,977 | You thought I was gonna take this much for...? | You thought I was gonna take this much for...? |
1064 | 01:09:01,677 | 01:09:03,713 | This is a full-service deal. | This is a full-service deal. |
1065 | 01:09:05,448 | 01:09:08,619 | Uh... so... | Uh... so... |
1066 | 01:09:09,753 | 01:09:12,456 | "We don't call you 'hon, ' | "We don't call you 'hon, ' |
1067 | 01:09:12,489 | 01:09:16,360 | 'sweetheart' or 'baby.'" | 'sweetheart' or 'baby.'" |
1068 | 01:09:16,392 | 01:09:17,560 | Did that. | Did that. |
1069 | 01:09:18,994 | 01:09:21,964 | "We don't make..." | "We don't make..." |
1070 | 01:09:21,998 | 01:09:23,367 | Pancakes? | Pancakes? |
1071 | 01:09:23,400 | 01:09:24,735 | We don't have to... | We don't have to... |
1072 | 01:09:24,767 | 01:09:26,035 | You can just take it. | You can just take it. |
1073 | 01:09:26,069 | 01:09:28,437 | What was that thing that she said | What was that thing that she said |
1074 | 01:09:28,471 | 01:09:30,040 | about putting you on her abdomen? | about putting you on her abdomen? |
1075 | 01:09:30,073 | 01:09:31,742 | Oh, it's-it's called a breast crawl. | Oh, it's-it's called a breast crawl. |
1076 | 01:09:31,775 | 01:09:33,877 | It's not... | It's not... |
1077 | 01:09:33,909 | 01:09:36,479 | Uh, do a little dance? | Uh, do a little dance? |
1078 | 01:09:36,512 | 01:09:38,147 | I don't know why she said that. | I don't know why she said that. |
1079 | 01:09:38,181 | 01:09:40,384 | Have you ever danced? | Have you ever danced? |
1080 | 01:09:40,417 | 01:09:42,453 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1081 | 01:09:45,187 | 01:09:46,655 | Birthdays? | Birthdays? |
1082 | 01:09:46,689 | 01:09:48,158 | Birthday presents wrapped up with a bow. | Birthday presents wrapped up with a bow. |
1083 | 01:09:48,190 | 01:09:50,159 | Look, let's not. | Look, let's not. |
1084 | 01:09:50,193 | 01:09:52,396 | So when we've done these things, | So when we've done these things, |
1085 | 01:09:52,428 | 01:09:55,030 | then I want my money and you can go. | then I want my money and you can go. |
1086 | 01:09:55,064 | 01:09:58,735 | I have to get pancake stuff for the morning. | I have to get pancake stuff for the morning. |
1087 | 01:09:58,767 | 01:09:59,903 | The morning? | The morning? |
1088 | 01:09:59,936 | 01:10:01,671 | They're a morning thing. | They're a morning thing. |
1089 | 01:10:09,111 | 01:10:11,647 | There's a camera there, | There's a camera there, |
1090 | 01:10:11,681 | 01:10:13,717 | there and there. | there and there. |
1091 | 01:10:15,185 | 01:10:17,486 | All Super A security systems are on a pentagram, | All Super A security systems are on a pentagram, |
1092 | 01:10:17,520 | 01:10:19,723 | so you have to move between the points. | so you have to move between the points. |
1093 | 01:10:21,857 | 01:10:25,395 | Basically, all the odd-numbered aisles are free goods. | Basically, all the odd-numbered aisles are free goods. |
1094 | 01:10:27,730 | 01:10:30,401 | I'm buying this stuff, so... | I'm buying this stuff, so... |
1095 | 01:10:32,034 | 01:10:33,903 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1096 | 01:10:33,936 | 01:10:37,573 | It's just an... interesting fact. | It's just an... interesting fact. |
1097 | 01:10:50,787 | 01:10:52,489 | Is that okay? | Is that okay? |
1098 | 01:10:54,524 | 01:10:56,493 | Oh. Do you want to... I have pajamas. | Oh. Do you want to... I have pajamas. |
1099 | 01:10:56,525 | 01:10:58,028 | No. I'm good. | No. I'm good. |
1100 | 01:11:00,896 | 01:11:02,966 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
1101 | 01:11:02,998 | 01:11:05,202 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
1102 | 01:11:05,235 | 01:11:07,103 | What are... | What are... |
1103 | 01:11:07,136 | 01:11:09,638 | Are you trying to... | Are you trying to... |
1104 | 01:11:09,672 | 01:11:11,141 | rile me up? | rile me up? |
1105 | 01:11:26,021 | 01:11:27,923 | How does this even work? | How does this even work? |
1106 | 01:11:27,957 | 01:11:29,459 | I can't... | I can't... |
1107 | 01:11:57,553 | 01:12:00,257 | Here's what I would do: just one big one. | Here's what I would do: just one big one. |
1108 | 01:12:00,289 | 01:12:02,993 | It's less flipping. | It's less flipping. |
1109 | 01:12:03,025 | 01:12:06,028 | Yeah, but l-little things are... Like, it-it's fun. | Yeah, but l-little things are... Like, it-it's fun. |
1110 | 01:12:06,061 | 01:12:08,765 | You just stack them. Boop. | You just stack them. Boop. |
1111 | 01:12:10,699 | 01:12:13,936 | Most happiness comes from, like, dumb things. | Most happiness comes from, like, dumb things. |
1112 | 01:12:13,970 | 01:12:15,271 | Okay. | Okay. |
1113 | 01:12:20,944 | 01:12:23,613 | Okay, uh, so... | Okay, uh, so... |
1114 | 01:12:23,645 | 01:12:24,914 | that's that. | that's that. |
1115 | 01:12:24,948 | 01:12:26,950 | What's, uh... I don't... | What's, uh... I don't... |
1116 | 01:12:28,784 | 01:12:30,185 | Oh, that. | Oh, that. |
1117 | 01:12:30,218 | 01:12:32,622 | I could just crawl out of a dark space to do that. | I could just crawl out of a dark space to do that. |
1118 | 01:12:32,654 | 01:12:33,989 | That's fine. | That's fine. |
1119 | 01:12:34,022 | 01:12:37,193 | So, it'll be all dark, and then I'll crawl out. | So, it'll be all dark, and then I'll crawl out. |
1120 | 01:12:37,226 | 01:12:39,162 | The light will be blinding. | The light will be blinding. |
1121 | 01:12:39,195 | 01:12:41,898 | And this is the abdomen. | And this is the abdomen. |
1122 | 01:12:41,931 | 01:12:43,567 | And then we're done. | And then we're done. |
1123 | 01:12:43,600 | 01:12:45,302 | I know a place that's darker than this. | I know a place that's darker than this. |
1124 | 01:12:45,334 | 01:12:46,903 | This is fine. It'll work. | This is fine. It'll work. |
1125 | 01:12:46,936 | 01:12:48,872 | It's not gonna take long. | It's not gonna take long. |
1126 | 01:12:51,873 | 01:12:54,109 | Oh, we're right by the 7. | Oh, we're right by the 7. |
1127 | 01:12:54,142 | 01:12:57,113 | You could just drop me on the way back. | You could just drop me on the way back. |
1128 | 01:13:13,195 | 01:13:15,598 | This is the... | This is the... |
1129 | 01:13:15,632 | 01:13:16,900 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
1130 | 01:13:34,784 | 01:13:37,154 | Light's broken. | Light's broken. |
1131 | 01:13:43,191 | 01:13:46,229 | Well, it's... it's dark, but... | Well, it's... it's dark, but... |
1132 | 01:13:46,262 | 01:13:47,864 | but this was so far. | but this was so far. |
1133 | 01:13:47,896 | 01:13:50,132 | We could've been done by now. | We could've been done by now. |
1134 | 01:13:50,165 | 01:13:52,334 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
1135 | 01:13:52,368 | 01:13:56,338 | Okay, so I guess I'll crawl out and... | Okay, so I guess I'll crawl out and... |
1136 | 01:13:56,372 | 01:13:58,341 | It's just a tremor. | It's just a tremor. |
1137 | 01:13:58,373 | 01:14:00,309 | No. This one is... | No. This one is... |
1138 | 01:14:00,342 | 01:14:01,877 | This one is building. | This one is building. |
1139 | 01:14:01,910 | 01:14:03,346 | - Whoa! - It's happening! | - Whoa! - It's happening! |
1140 | 01:14:03,378 | 01:14:05,347 | - Out. Get out. - No! No, no, no, no. | - Out. Get out. - No! No, no, no, no. |
1141 | 01:14:05,381 | 01:14:07,217 | Don't touch the door or the walls. | Don't touch the door or the walls. |
1142 | 01:14:07,249 | 01:14:09,653 | Everything is live. Just stay in the middle. | Everything is live. Just stay in the middle. |
1143 | 01:14:23,266 | 01:14:25,135 | - Is the doorknob... - It's metal. It's live. | - Is the doorknob... - It's metal. It's live. |
1144 | 01:14:25,168 | 01:14:27,371 | Don't touch it. Don't touch. | Don't touch it. Don't touch. |
1145 | 01:14:31,373 | 01:14:33,409 | It's so quiet. | It's so quiet. |
1146 | 01:14:33,443 | 01:14:36,046 | I don't hear anyone. | I don't hear anyone. |
1147 | 01:14:36,079 | 01:14:37,914 | It is quiet. | It is quiet. |
1148 | 01:14:37,946 | 01:14:40,150 | Why is it so quiet? | Why is it so quiet? |
1149 | 01:14:40,182 | 01:14:41,184 | It's darker. | It's darker. |
1150 | 01:14:41,217 | 01:14:42,686 | It was dark before. | It was dark before. |
1151 | 01:14:42,718 | 01:14:44,721 | No, it's completely black. | No, it's completely black. |
1152 | 01:14:46,355 | 01:14:47,723 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1153 | 01:14:47,757 | 01:14:49,259 | What? | What? |
1154 | 01:14:50,760 | 01:14:52,095 | What? | What? |
1155 | 01:14:52,128 | 01:14:53,463 | - Oh. - What? | - Oh. - What? |
1156 | 01:14:53,495 | 01:14:55,731 | You don't want to know. | You don't want to know. |
1157 | 01:14:58,167 | 01:15:00,736 | We're not in life anymore. | We're not in life anymore. |
1158 | 01:15:00,770 | 01:15:02,004 | - What? - Yeah. | - What? - Yeah. |
1159 | 01:15:02,038 | 01:15:03,839 | I think it happened right away. | I think it happened right away. |
1160 | 01:15:03,873 | 01:15:05,208 | Right after that first big noise. | Right after that first big noise. |
1161 | 01:15:05,240 | 01:15:07,342 | - It? - We died. | - It? - We died. |
1162 | 01:15:07,376 | 01:15:09,846 | Wh... I'm fine. I... | Wh... I'm fine. I... |
1163 | 01:15:09,878 | 01:15:11,814 | That's what everyone always says right after. | That's what everyone always says right after. |
1164 | 01:15:11,847 | 01:15:13,149 | They can't believe it. | They can't believe it. |
1165 | 01:15:13,182 | 01:15:16,985 | You might never believe it, but this is just how it's gonna be. | You might never believe it, but this is just how it's gonna be. |
1166 | 01:15:17,019 | 01:15:18,120 | Forever. | Forever. |
1167 | 01:15:18,154 | 01:15:19,789 | Just us. | Just us. |
1168 | 01:15:19,821 | 01:15:21,091 | - In blackness. - Stop. That's not... | - In blackness. - Stop. That's not... |
1169 | 01:15:21,123 | 01:15:22,391 | You can't believe it | You can't believe it |
1170 | 01:15:22,425 | 01:15:24,327 | because you were married to life. | because you were married to life. |
1171 | 01:15:24,360 | 01:15:26,096 | Hooked on it. | Hooked on it. |
1172 | 01:15:26,128 | 01:15:28,731 | I wasn't hooked, so it's not such a big deal to me. | I wasn't hooked, so it's not such a big deal to me. |
1173 | 01:15:28,765 | 01:15:30,734 | - It would hurt. - I don't think so. | - It would hurt. - I don't think so. |
1174 | 01:15:30,766 | 01:15:32,068 | Please. Stop. | Please. Stop. |
1175 | 01:15:32,101 | 01:15:33,336 | I can feel my face. | I can feel my face. |
1176 | 01:15:33,369 | 01:15:36,506 | Yeah. That's just a memory. | Yeah. That's just a memory. |
1177 | 01:15:47,784 | 01:15:50,153 | I don't have any regrets. | I don't have any regrets. |
1178 | 01:15:50,186 | 01:15:52,021 | You're gonna have regrets, though, | You're gonna have regrets, though, |
1179 | 01:15:52,053 | 01:15:58,060 | because you're gonna miss sex and dancing and pancakes. | because you're gonna miss sex and dancing and pancakes. |
1180 | 01:15:58,093 | 01:16:02,030 | I just had that one pancake, so I'm not gonna be sad. | I just had that one pancake, so I'm not gonna be sad. |
1181 | 01:16:02,064 | 01:16:03,900 | You-you looked in the mirror so many times | You-you looked in the mirror so many times |
1182 | 01:16:03,932 | 01:16:05,135 | you'll miss your face forever. | you'll miss your face forever. |
1183 | 01:16:05,168 | 01:16:06,903 | But I-I don't even... | But I-I don't even... |
1184 | 01:16:06,936 | 01:16:08,404 | I-I don't even remember my face. | I-I don't even remember my face. |
1185 | 01:16:08,436 | 01:16:10,439 | I can't even say what I looked like. | I can't even say what I looked like. |
1186 | 01:16:14,409 | 01:16:16,178 | You had long, sandy blond hair... | You had long, sandy blond hair... |
1187 | 01:16:16,212 | 01:16:17,847 | - Shh. - ...ice blue eyes and... | - Shh. - ...ice blue eyes and... |
1188 | 01:16:17,879 | 01:16:19,181 | Stop. Shh. | Stop. Shh. |
1189 | 01:16:19,214 | 01:16:21,985 | - Just doesn't matter. - And pure skin. | - Just doesn't matter. - And pure skin. |
1190 | 01:16:22,017 | 01:16:24,287 | You know I was just trying to rob you. | You know I was just trying to rob you. |
1191 | 01:16:24,320 | 01:16:25,789 | No. | No. |
1192 | 01:16:25,821 | 01:16:27,156 | You're such a stupid little idiot, | You're such a stupid little idiot, |
1193 | 01:16:27,190 | 01:16:29,225 | and your brain is in your tits! | and your brain is in your tits! |
1194 | 01:16:29,257 | 01:16:32,095 | The plan was for me to go, and then... | The plan was for me to go, and then... |
1195 | 01:16:32,128 | 01:16:34,063 | and-and stake out your apartment | and-and stake out your apartment |
1196 | 01:16:34,096 | 01:16:36,232 | and-and get access to your account... | and-and get access to your account... |
1197 | 01:16:52,949 | 01:16:54,984 | You guys fine? | You guys fine? |
1198 | 01:16:55,016 | 01:16:56,285 | Yeah. Are you? | Yeah. Are you? |
1199 | 01:16:56,319 | 01:16:57,320 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1200 | 01:16:57,352 | 01:17:00,088 | I was, I was driving. | I was, I was driving. |
1201 | 01:17:00,122 | 01:17:01,557 | Everyone stopped. It was crazy. | Everyone stopped. It was crazy. |
1202 | 01:17:01,591 | 01:17:03,059 | We thought we were dead. | We thought we were dead. |
1203 | 01:17:03,092 | 01:17:04,194 | I didn't think that. | I didn't think that. |
1204 | 01:17:04,226 | 01:17:05,561 | I'm Old Dolio. | I'm Old Dolio. |
1205 | 01:17:05,595 | 01:17:07,329 | It's wonderful to meet you. | It's wonderful to meet you. |
1206 | 01:17:07,363 | 01:17:08,832 | God bless you. | God bless you. |
1207 | 01:17:08,864 | 01:17:10,899 | Okay, I'm-I'm not religious, but, uh... | Okay, I'm-I'm not religious, but, uh... |
1208 | 01:17:10,932 | 01:17:12,234 | No, I'm-I'm not, either. | No, I'm-I'm not, either. |
1209 | 01:17:12,267 | 01:17:14,169 | I've never said that before in my life. | I've never said that before in my life. |
1210 | 01:17:14,203 | 01:17:16,039 | How about this? | How about this? |
1211 | 01:17:16,071 | 01:17:18,208 | Right? You think that was the big one? | Right? You think that was the big one? |
1212 | 01:17:18,240 | 01:17:19,609 | Uh, I don't know. | Uh, I don't know. |
1213 | 01:17:19,641 | 01:17:21,877 | - I don't think that. - No, it was. | - I don't think that. - No, it was. |
1214 | 01:17:21,910 | 01:17:23,078 | That was it. | That was it. |
1215 | 01:17:23,111 | 01:17:25,047 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1216 | 01:17:25,080 | 01:17:26,915 | - Thank you. - Oh. Right. | - Thank you. - Oh. Right. |
1217 | 01:17:26,949 | 01:17:28,251 | This is, this is done. | This is, this is done. |
1218 | 01:17:28,284 | 01:17:31,487 | Uh... I'm never gonna forget you. | Uh... I'm never gonna forget you. |
1219 | 01:17:31,520 | 01:17:34,390 | My whole life. | My whole life. |
1220 | 01:17:34,422 | 01:17:37,459 | This... this Subaru. | This... this Subaru. |
1221 | 01:17:40,029 | 01:17:41,431 | I've memorized all of this. | I've memorized all of this. |
1222 | 01:17:41,463 | 01:17:42,931 | Okay, can we... | Okay, can we... |
1223 | 01:17:53,676 | 01:17:55,278 | You guys okay? | You guys okay? |
1224 | 01:17:55,311 | 01:17:57,247 | Yes. How are you? | Yes. How are you? |
1225 | 01:17:57,279 | 01:17:59,281 | Oh, I'm fine. | Oh, I'm fine. |
1226 | 01:17:59,315 | 01:18:02,118 | Yeah, these are great structures for quakes. | Yeah, these are great structures for quakes. |
1227 | 01:18:02,150 | 01:18:05,053 | Since we're open 24 hours, we got to be ready for anything. | Since we're open 24 hours, we got to be ready for anything. |
1228 | 01:18:05,087 | 01:18:07,022 | Have you tried everything in this store? | Have you tried everything in this store? |
1229 | 01:18:07,056 | 01:18:08,191 | Nope. | Nope. |
1230 | 01:18:08,223 | 01:18:10,293 | That's what I would do if I worked here. | That's what I would do if I worked here. |
1231 | 01:18:10,325 | 01:18:11,560 | It's not too late. | It's not too late. |
1232 | 01:18:11,593 | 01:18:15,163 | You can try everything once and then isolate your favorites | You can try everything once and then isolate your favorites |
1233 | 01:18:15,196 | 01:18:17,499 | and-and just eat them on a perfect day | and-and just eat them on a perfect day |
1234 | 01:18:17,533 | 01:18:20,069 | where you just eat all your favorite foods. | where you just eat all your favorite foods. |
1235 | 01:18:20,101 | 01:18:22,437 | That's what I would do if I worked here. | That's what I would do if I worked here. |
1236 | 01:18:24,973 | 01:18:26,441 | So, do you apply? | So, do you apply? |
1237 | 01:18:26,475 | 01:18:27,910 | Or how does that work? | Or how does that work? |
1238 | 01:18:27,944 | 01:18:29,611 | Do you have to take special training | Do you have to take special training |
1239 | 01:18:29,645 | 01:18:31,614 | or-or a class or something? | or-or a class or something? |
1240 | 01:18:39,555 | 01:18:41,089 | Yes! Yes! | Yes! Yes! |
1241 | 01:18:41,123 | 01:18:43,126 | Come in! Come in! | Come in! Come in! |
1242 | 01:18:49,531 | 01:18:52,034 | I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop this. | I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop this. |
1243 | 01:18:52,068 | 01:18:53,535 | That's how you open it, right? | That's how you open it, right? |
1244 | 01:18:53,569 | 01:18:55,571 | You just... pop. | You just... pop. |
1245 | 01:19:01,610 | 01:19:04,314 | Okay, that comes to 29.83. | Okay, that comes to 29.83. |
1246 | 01:19:07,048 | 01:19:08,551 | That's my money. | That's my money. |
1247 | 01:19:11,454 | 01:19:13,723 | So, no sale, actually. | So, no sale, actually. |
1248 | 01:19:13,756 | 01:19:16,191 | Uh, should I put all this back? | Uh, should I put all this back? |
1249 | 01:19:16,225 | 01:19:18,461 | I'm-I'm just gonna... I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave. | I'm-I'm just gonna... I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave. |
1250 | 01:19:18,494 | 01:19:20,130 | I'm gonna... Okay. | I'm gonna... Okay. |
1251 | 01:19:23,298 | 01:19:25,068 | You know, I-I didn't even... | You know, I-I didn't even... |
1252 | 01:19:25,101 | 01:19:27,103 | I forgot about that whole thing. | I forgot about that whole thing. |
1253 | 01:19:28,303 | 01:19:31,007 | Did you forget about robbing me? | Did you forget about robbing me? |
1254 | 01:19:31,039 | 01:19:33,141 | You forget that you wanted to rob me? | You forget that you wanted to rob me? |
1255 | 01:19:33,175 | 01:19:36,479 | Wanted to gain access to my account, remember? | Wanted to gain access to my account, remember? |
1256 | 01:19:36,512 | 01:19:38,748 | My brain is in my tits? | My brain is in my tits? |
1257 | 01:19:38,780 | 01:19:40,115 | No. | No. |
1258 | 01:19:40,149 | 01:19:42,218 | Th-That was just, that was just a lie. | Th-That was just, that was just a lie. |
1259 | 01:19:42,251 | 01:19:44,186 | Uh... | Uh... |
1260 | 01:19:44,220 | 01:19:46,155 | Y-You don't believe me. | Y-You don't believe me. |
1261 | 01:19:46,187 | 01:19:48,423 | No, I believe you. | No, I believe you. |
1262 | 01:19:48,457 | 01:19:50,760 | You don't. | You don't. |
1263 | 01:19:50,793 | 01:19:52,762 | - Well, what do I do? - Okay. | - Well, what do I do? - Okay. |
1264 | 01:19:52,794 | 01:19:54,262 | - What can I... - The ringer was off. | - What can I... - The ringer was off. |
1265 | 01:19:54,296 | 01:19:55,664 | - I'm fine, Mom. - You're okay. | - I'm fine, Mom. - You're okay. |
1266 | 01:19:55,698 | 01:19:57,200 | - You're okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. - Uh, here. | - You're okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. - Uh, here. |
1267 | 01:19:57,232 | 01:19:58,735 | - I'll... You want me to... - Oh, my God. | - I'll... You want me to... - Oh, my God. |
1268 | 01:19:58,767 | 01:20:01,136 | - I'll smash my finger with this! - Are you all right? | - I'll smash my finger with this! - Are you all right? |
1269 | 01:20:01,169 | 01:20:02,538 | - I'll do it! - Right. That was big. | - I'll do it! - Right. That was big. |
1270 | 01:20:02,570 | 01:20:04,272 | I called the second I heard. | I called the second I heard. |
1271 | 01:20:04,306 | 01:20:06,476 | - I've been calling and calling and... - Come back. | - I've been calling and calling and... - Come back. |
1272 | 01:20:06,508 | 01:20:08,243 | - I'm sorry. - Oh, my heart is still pounding. | - I'm sorry. - Oh, my heart is still pounding. |
1273 | 01:20:08,276 | 01:20:09,712 | I don't know what to do. | I don't know what to do. |
1274 | 01:20:09,744 | 01:20:11,613 | - It was just so... - I don't know what to do. | - It was just so... - I don't know what to do. |
1275 | 01:20:11,646 | 01:20:14,182 | - What do I do? What do I do? - I could use a squeeze. | - What do I do? What do I do? - I could use a squeeze. |
1276 | 01:20:14,216 | 01:20:15,685 | - Squeeze, squeeze, Mama. - I don't know what to do. | - Squeeze, squeeze, Mama. - I don't know what to do. |
1277 | 01:20:15,717 | 01:20:17,653 | I'm sorry. I... | I'm sorry. I... |
1278 | 01:20:17,686 | 01:20:19,489 | What is... | What is... |
1279 | 01:20:19,521 | 01:20:21,524 | What is that behind you? | What is that behind you? |
1280 | 01:20:24,526 | 01:20:27,129 | Maybe you should... | Maybe you should... |
1281 | 01:20:27,163 | 01:20:29,199 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
1282 | 01:21:06,334 | 01:21:07,803 | Thank you for waiting. | Thank you for waiting. |
1283 | 01:21:07,837 | 01:21:09,305 | Someone will be with you shortly. | Someone will be with you shortly. |
1284 | 01:21:09,337 | 01:21:11,273 | They never pick up, so... | They never pick up, so... |
1285 | 01:21:22,818 | 01:21:24,820 | You don't have to do it if you don't want to. | You don't have to do it if you don't want to. |
1286 | 01:21:24,854 | 01:21:27,423 | It's like, if you don't... | It's like, if you don't... |
1287 | 01:22:14,403 | 01:22:17,173 | Old Dolio? Can you hear us? | Old Dolio? Can you hear us? |
1288 | 01:22:17,205 | 01:22:18,708 | Oh. | Oh. |
1289 | 01:22:18,740 | 01:22:20,743 | We've been, we've been calling and calling and calling. | We've been, we've been calling and calling and calling. |
1290 | 01:22:20,775 | 01:22:22,177 | That was it. | That was it. |
1291 | 01:22:22,211 | 01:22:23,512 | It was the big one. | It was the big one. |
1292 | 01:22:23,546 | 01:22:26,415 | You okay? | You okay? |
1293 | 01:22:30,452 | 01:22:32,622 | You're not ready to talk yet. | You're not ready to talk yet. |
1294 | 01:22:32,654 | 01:22:34,223 | That's okay. | That's okay. |
1295 | 01:22:36,257 | 01:22:37,025 | Just leave them here. | Just leave them here. |
1296 | 01:22:37,059 | 01:22:38,261 | - I am. - Okay. | - I am. - Okay. |
1297 | 01:22:39,494 | 01:22:40,762 | - We're-we're going now. - Okay. | - We're-we're going now. - Okay. |
1298 | 01:22:40,796 | 01:22:41,931 | Bye-bye. | Bye-bye. |
1299 | 01:23:29,410 | 01:23:30,613 | "Happy birthday. | "Happy birthday. |
1300 | 01:23:30,645 | 01:23:32,914 | Our little girl is 14. Love..." | Our little girl is 14. Love..." |
1301 | 01:23:48,730 | 01:23:49,664 | Newborn. | Newborn. |
1302 | 01:23:49,698 | 01:23:54,503 | One, two, three, four, five, six, | One, two, three, four, five, six, |
1303 | 01:23:54,535 | 01:23:55,770 | seven, eight, nine, ten, | seven, eight, nine, ten, |
1304 | 01:23:55,803 | 01:23:59,676 | 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. | 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. |
1305 | 01:24:02,744 | 01:24:03,979 | Where's the 18th one? | Where's the 18th one? |
1306 | 01:24:06,015 | 01:24:07,316 | This is crap. | This is crap. |
1307 | 01:24:07,348 | 01:24:08,484 | You know they're just... | You know they're just... |
1308 | 01:24:08,516 | 01:24:10,885 | I know it's some kind of job. | I know it's some kind of job. |
1309 | 01:24:10,918 | 01:24:12,955 | They're scamming me. | They're scamming me. |
1310 | 01:24:16,758 | 01:24:17,792 | "Happy birthday. | "Happy birthday. |
1311 | 01:24:17,825 | 01:24:19,761 | "Our little girl is 18. | "Our little girl is 18. |
1312 | 01:24:19,794 | 01:24:21,830 | Cordially invite..." | Cordially invite..." |
1313 | 01:24:25,700 | 01:24:27,736 | They want to take me out to dinner. | They want to take me out to dinner. |
1314 | 01:24:27,770 | 01:24:30,373 | Both of us. | Both of us. |
1315 | 01:24:30,405 | 01:24:32,307 | At Mélisse. | At Mélisse. |
1316 | 01:24:33,775 | 01:24:35,910 | It's for my 18th birthday. | It's for my 18th birthday. |
1317 | 01:24:35,944 | 01:24:37,647 | Is it your birthday? | Is it your birthday? |
1318 | 01:24:37,680 | 01:24:40,383 | No. And I'm 26. | No. And I'm 26. |
1319 | 01:24:44,552 | 01:24:46,354 | Don't go, right? | Don't go, right? |
1320 | 01:24:46,387 | 01:24:47,722 | - I have to. - No. | - I have to. - No. |
1321 | 01:24:47,756 | 01:24:50,726 | No, no, no. You actually... But you don't. You... | No, no, no. You actually... But you don't. You... |
1322 | 01:24:52,093 | 01:24:53,962 | Then leave the money here. | Then leave the money here. |
1323 | 01:24:53,995 | 01:24:56,565 | Just to make sure that they don't... | Just to make sure that they don't... |
1324 | 01:25:06,574 | 01:25:08,010 | They think I don't know anything | They think I don't know anything |
1325 | 01:25:08,043 | 01:25:10,680 | about a sort of fancy restaurant like that. | about a sort of fancy restaurant like that. |
1326 | 01:25:10,712 | 01:25:12,947 | Well, we're gonna walk in there and they're gonna be like, | Well, we're gonna walk in there and they're gonna be like, |
1327 | 01:25:12,980 | 01:25:14,950 | "Whoa. Who even are you now?" | "Whoa. Who even are you now?" |
1328 | 01:25:26,128 | 01:25:27,863 | Hi. We're meeting two others. | Hi. We're meeting two others. |
1329 | 01:25:27,895 | 01:25:29,898 | - Could be under Dyne. - Mm-hmm. | - Could be under Dyne. - Mm-hmm. |
1330 | 01:25:31,600 | 01:25:34,303 | They're probably gonna be late. It's three bus rides. | They're probably gonna be late. It's three bus rides. |
1331 | 01:25:37,573 | 01:25:38,740 | Nope. | Nope. |
1332 | 01:25:45,847 | 01:25:48,117 | I usually like to sit more in the back, | I usually like to sit more in the back, |
1333 | 01:25:48,150 | 01:25:49,519 | but this table's fine. | but this table's fine. |
1334 | 01:25:52,454 | 01:25:53,823 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1335 | 01:25:56,425 | 01:25:58,761 | Can I start you off with some drinks? | Can I start you off with some drinks? |
1336 | 01:25:58,793 | 01:26:01,029 | Uh, yes. | Uh, yes. |
1337 | 01:26:01,062 | 01:26:04,367 | I'll have, uh... Do you still have the port? | I'll have, uh... Do you still have the port? |
1338 | 01:26:04,400 | 01:26:06,736 | The Colheita or the tawny 20-year? | The Colheita or the tawny 20-year? |
1339 | 01:26:06,769 | 01:26:10,472 | Um, the, uh, the-the Colheita. | Um, the, uh, the-the Colheita. |
1340 | 01:26:12,106 | 01:26:14,642 | I-I guess I'll... I will have | I-I guess I'll... I will have |
1341 | 01:26:14,676 | 01:26:16,412 | the, um... | the, um... |
1342 | 01:26:16,445 | 01:26:20,015 | um, the "Golaca..." | um, the "Golaca..." |
1343 | 01:26:20,047 | 01:26:21,783 | Uh, actually, nothing. Water. | Uh, actually, nothing. Water. |
1344 | 01:26:30,758 | 01:26:34,062 | Oh, isn't that the woman who gave you the massage? | Oh, isn't that the woman who gave you the massage? |
1345 | 01:26:34,096 | 01:26:37,066 | Oh, hi. | Oh, hi. |
1346 | 01:26:37,098 | 01:26:38,534 | Hi. | Hi. |
1347 | 01:26:40,836 | 01:26:42,037 | The healing arts. | The healing arts. |
1348 | 01:26:42,070 | 01:26:44,073 | That's a solid profession. | That's a solid profession. |
1349 | 01:26:44,105 | 01:26:46,108 | People are always in pain. | People are always in pain. |
1350 | 01:26:47,775 | 01:26:49,811 | So, what do your parents do, Melanie? | So, what do your parents do, Melanie? |
1351 | 01:26:49,845 | 01:26:52,647 | My mom works in real estate. | My mom works in real estate. |
1352 | 01:26:52,681 | 01:26:53,716 | Oh, Robert used to... | Oh, Robert used to... |
1353 | 01:26:53,748 | 01:26:55,117 | I used to publish a, uh, | I used to publish a, uh, |
1354 | 01:26:55,150 | 01:26:56,919 | resource guide for real estate agents. | resource guide for real estate agents. |
1355 | 01:26:56,952 | 01:26:58,820 | - Yeah. - With coupons. | - Yeah. - With coupons. |
1356 | 01:26:58,854 | 01:27:00,588 | We were straight shooters back then. | We were straight shooters back then. |
1357 | 01:27:00,622 | 01:27:02,557 | I mean, if we're being completely honest, we... | I mean, if we're being completely honest, we... |
1358 | 01:27:02,591 | 01:27:04,593 | Well, it was tough times. | Well, it was tough times. |
1359 | 01:27:04,626 | 01:27:09,731 | And, you know, the coupon book didn't really take. | And, you know, the coupon book didn't really take. |
1360 | 01:27:09,765 | 01:27:11,834 | Well, we were reacting to the era. | Well, we were reacting to the era. |
1361 | 01:27:11,867 | 01:27:13,468 | Uh, everybody was. | Uh, everybody was. |
1362 | 01:27:13,502 | 01:27:14,736 | Could I see the coupon book? | Could I see the coupon book? |
1363 | 01:27:14,770 | 01:27:16,739 | Of course, then the culture changed, | Of course, then the culture changed, |
1364 | 01:27:16,771 | 01:27:19,507 | and so now we look sort of out of step. | and so now we look sort of out of step. |
1365 | 01:27:19,540 | 01:27:21,510 | Oh, maybe it'll change back. | Oh, maybe it'll change back. |
1366 | 01:27:46,068 | 01:27:47,770 | It's returnable. | It's returnable. |
1367 | 01:27:54,842 | 01:27:57,645 | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ |
1368 | 01:27:57,678 | 01:28:00,649 | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ |
1369 | 01:28:00,681 | 01:28:04,719 | ♪ Happy birthday, dear Old Dolio ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday, dear Old Dolio ♪ |
1370 | 01:28:04,753 | 01:28:08,524 | ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ |
1371 | 01:28:29,077 | 01:28:31,814 | 36 hours ago, I... | 36 hours ago, I... |
1372 | 01:28:31,846 | 01:28:33,181 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
1373 | 01:28:33,214 | 01:28:37,520 | We were very angry at you. | We were very angry at you. |
1374 | 01:28:37,552 | 01:28:42,290 | But, um, I see now that it was just a base response. | But, um, I see now that it was just a base response. |
1375 | 01:28:42,324 | 01:28:44,527 | It was just fear, really. | It was just fear, really. |
1376 | 01:28:45,627 | 01:28:46,928 | Just fear. | Just fear. |
1377 | 01:28:46,962 | 01:28:50,999 | And then, after the big one happened, I... | And then, after the big one happened, I... |
1378 | 01:28:55,337 | 01:28:57,640 | This is hard. | This is hard. |
1379 | 01:28:57,672 | 01:29:00,208 | I'm not good at this. | I'm not good at this. |
1380 | 01:29:00,242 | 01:29:03,745 | After the... I... we got very worried. | After the... I... we got very worried. |
1381 | 01:29:05,180 | 01:29:06,949 | We didn't think you were dead, | We didn't think you were dead, |
1382 | 01:29:06,981 | 01:29:10,051 | but if you were dead... | but if you were dead... |
1383 | 01:29:10,084 | 01:29:12,821 | I would have regretted not... | I would have regretted not... |
1384 | 01:29:15,123 | 01:29:17,293 | ...doing enough things to show you... | ...doing enough things to show you... |
1385 | 01:29:19,293 | 01:29:22,096 | See, because, I don't know, I just... | See, because, I don't know, I just... |
1386 | 01:29:22,129 | 01:29:24,632 | um, I just... I always thought it was insulting | um, I just... I always thought it was insulting |
1387 | 01:29:24,665 | 01:29:25,967 | to treat you like a child. | to treat you like a child. |
1388 | 01:29:26,001 | 01:29:29,305 | It just, it just always seemed so insincere. | It just, it just always seemed so insincere. |
1389 | 01:29:29,337 | 01:29:31,839 | And-and I thought we agreed on that. | And-and I thought we agreed on that. |
1390 | 01:29:31,873 | 01:29:33,175 | You know? | You know? |
1391 | 01:29:33,208 | 01:29:37,780 | Um, but when, um... | Um, but when, um... |
1392 | 01:29:37,812 | 01:29:40,281 | after the... | after the... |
1393 | 01:29:40,315 | 01:29:42,718 | the thing I just kept thinking is I just want to, | the thing I just kept thinking is I just want to, |
1394 | 01:29:42,751 | 01:29:45,220 | I just want to hold her face. | I just want to hold her face. |
1395 | 01:29:47,655 | 01:29:50,191 | We've been very lucky to have you. | We've been very lucky to have you. |
1396 | 01:29:53,928 | 01:29:55,765 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
1397 | 01:30:03,204 | 01:30:06,240 | We are very, very lucky to have you as our daughter. | We are very, very lucky to have you as our daughter. |
1398 | 01:30:08,677 | 01:30:10,679 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1399 | 01:30:10,712 | 01:30:13,214 | I'm just sorry. | I'm just sorry. |
1400 | 01:30:14,915 | 01:30:16,918 | Hey. | Hey. |
1401 | 01:30:18,787 | 01:30:22,191 | Good night, sweet daughter. | Good night, sweet daughter. |
1402 | 01:30:22,223 | 01:30:25,026 | Have sweet dreams. | Have sweet dreams. |
1403 | 01:30:25,060 | 01:30:30,365 | Um, in the morning, if you want, uh... | Um, in the morning, if you want, uh... |
1404 | 01:30:30,399 | 01:30:33,002 | I can make pancakes. | I can make pancakes. |
1405 | 01:30:35,436 | 01:30:36,805 | T-Tomorrow's Friday. | T-Tomorrow's Friday. |
1406 | 01:30:36,837 | 01:30:38,840 | The check. | The check. |
1407 | 01:30:38,873 | 01:30:40,842 | We cashed it, but we haven't spent it. | We cashed it, but we haven't spent it. |
1408 | 01:30:40,876 | 01:30:42,645 | Don't worry about the rent. | Don't worry about the rent. |
1409 | 01:30:42,677 | 01:30:44,379 | We're the parents. | We're the parents. |
1410 | 01:30:44,413 | 01:30:46,315 | We'll handle it. | We'll handle it. |
1411 | 01:30:46,347 | 01:30:47,984 | We've got a plan. | We've got a plan. |
1412 | 01:30:50,985 | 01:30:52,020 | Okay. | Okay. |
1413 | 01:30:52,053 | 01:30:55,156 | Um, I guess I'll s... | Um, I guess I'll s... |
1414 | 01:30:56,190 | 01:30:58,327 | ...see you tomorrow. | ...see you tomorrow. |
1415 | 01:30:58,360 | 01:31:00,396 | - Yeah. - Yep. | - Yeah. - Yep. |
1416 | 01:31:14,876 | 01:31:16,845 | So, if it's gone, | So, if it's gone, |
1417 | 01:31:16,878 | 01:31:20,082 | they're monsters and this whole night was a lie. | they're monsters and this whole night was a lie. |
1418 | 01:31:20,114 | 01:31:21,416 | Okay? | Okay? |
1419 | 01:31:21,449 | 01:31:26,688 | But if it's there, then this is all real. | But if it's there, then this is all real. |
1420 | 01:31:27,855 | 01:31:29,691 | You'll believe that. | You'll believe that. |
1421 | 01:31:32,159 | 01:31:34,029 | Wait, wait. Um... | Wait, wait. Um... |
1422 | 01:31:36,364 | 01:31:39,735 | If it's just my third, 525... | If it's just my third, 525... |
1423 | 01:31:41,336 | 01:31:43,338 | ...then that means... | ...then that means... |
1424 | 01:31:46,040 | 01:31:51,047 | "We can only ever be how we are. | "We can only ever be how we are. |
1425 | 01:31:54,850 | 01:31:57,218 | "But we love you and, um... | "But we love you and, um... |
1426 | 01:32:00,221 | 01:32:02,791 | ...we wish you well." | ...we wish you well." |
1427 | 01:32:21,776 | 01:32:23,044 | It's all there. | It's all there. |
1428 | 01:32:49,370 | 01:32:52,107 | I'll probably take off early tomorrow before you're up. | I'll probably take off early tomorrow before you're up. |
1429 | 01:32:57,145 | 01:33:00,115 | Thank you for everything. | Thank you for everything. |
1430 | 01:33:00,147 | 01:33:01,484 | Really. | Really. |
1431 | 01:33:04,886 | 01:33:06,388 | No problem. | No problem. |
1432 | 01:33:40,254 | 01:33:41,556 | Oh. | Oh. |
1433 | 01:34:35,342 | 01:34:37,046 | So what? | So what? |
1434 | 01:36:34,262 | 01:36:36,098 | What? | What? |
1435 | 01:37:17,372 | 01:37:21,543 | Okay, so your refund comes to 485.05. | Okay, so your refund comes to 485.05. |