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1 | 00:00:20,411 | 00:00:22,283 | "Today is the first dayof school. | "Today is the first dayof school. |
2 | 00:00:22,587 | 00:00:26,026 | Mom says senior year's magic' cause that's the year she met Dad. | Mom says senior year's magic' cause that's the year she met Dad. |
3 | 00:00:26,852 | 00:00:29,507 | I don't expect to meetthe man I'll marry or anything, | I don't expect to meetthe man I'll marry or anything, |
4 | 00:00:30,030 | 00:00:32,728 | but it'd be nice to be swept off my feet | but it'd be nice to be swept off my feet |
5 | 00:00:32,771 | 00:00:34,164 | and consumed by passion." | and consumed by passion." |
6 | 00:00:35,470 | 00:00:37,994 | ♪ Some girls Get all the action ♪ | ♪ Some girls Get all the action ♪ |
7 | 00:00:38,038 | 00:00:42,085 | ♪ They like to get around They got a reputation ♪ | ♪ They like to get around They got a reputation ♪ |
8 | 00:00:43,695 | 00:00:45,784 | ♪ I'm on the outside | ♪ I'm on the outside |
9 | 00:00:46,524 | 00:00:50,615 | ♪ I hear the things they say ♪ | ♪ I hear the things they say ♪ |
10 | 00:00:51,051 | 00:00:52,965 | ♪ I don't wanna talk about it ♪ | ♪ I don't wanna talk about it ♪ |
11 | 00:00:53,662 | 00:00:55,620 | ♪ I don't wanna hear about it ♪ | ♪ I don't wanna hear about it ♪ |
12 | 00:00:56,839 | 00:00:59,668 | ♪ I just wanna find out For myself ♪ | ♪ I just wanna find out For myself ♪ |
13 | 00:00:59,711 | 00:01:01,452 | ♪ I want experience | ♪ I want experience |
14 | 00:01:02,540 | 00:01:04,281 | ♪ My own experience | ♪ My own experience |
15 | 00:01:05,369 | 00:01:06,892 | ♪ I want experience | ♪ I want experience |
16 | 00:01:08,285 | 00:01:09,982 | ♪ My own experience | ♪ My own experience |
17 | 00:01:14,987 | 00:01:17,468 | ♪ Most boys Are telling stories ♪ | ♪ Most boys Are telling stories ♪ |
18 | 00:01:17,512 | 00:01:21,951 | ♪ About the things they do They want a reputation ♪ | ♪ About the things they do They want a reputation ♪ |
19 | 00:01:22,995 | 00:01:25,694 | ♪ Another notch On their belts tonight ♪ | ♪ Another notch On their belts tonight ♪ |
20 | 00:01:26,347 | 00:01:30,264 | ♪ That's all they're living for It's just a frustration ♪ | ♪ That's all they're living for It's just a frustration ♪ |
21 | 00:01:30,829 | 00:01:32,788 | ♪ I don't wanna talk about it ♪ | ♪ I don't wanna talk about it ♪ |
22 | 00:01:33,615 | 00:01:35,269 | ♪ I don't wanna hear about it ♪ | ♪ I don't wanna hear about it ♪ |
23 | 00:01:36,748 | 00:01:39,447 | ♪ I just wanna find out For myself ♪ | ♪ I just wanna find out For myself ♪ |
24 | 00:01:39,708 | 00:01:41,362 | ♪ I want experience ♪ | ♪ I want experience ♪ |
25 | 00:01:42,667 | 00:01:44,234 | ♪ My own experience | ♪ My own experience |
26 | 00:01:58,335 | 00:02:00,598 | Now don't be late to your first class. | Now don't be late to your first class. |
27 | 00:02:00,642 | 00:02:01,643 | I won't. | I won't. |
28 | 00:02:03,732 | 00:02:05,081 | Meet me here at three. | Meet me here at three. |
29 | 00:02:05,429 | 00:02:06,517 | Hi! | Hi! |
30 | 00:02:06,561 | 00:02:09,085 | Hey, Melanie! How you doin'? | Hey, Melanie! How you doin'? |
31 | 00:02:09,129 | 00:02:10,130 | I'm so nervous! | I'm so nervous! |
32 | 00:02:11,479 | 00:02:13,394 | Listen, you gotta get your own wheels, man. | Listen, you gotta get your own wheels, man. |
33 | 00:02:13,742 | 00:02:15,135 | You're not gonna snag any guys | You're not gonna snag any guys |
34 | 00:02:15,178 | 00:02:16,919 | if your dad drives you to school every day. | if your dad drives you to school every day. |
35 | 00:02:16,962 | 00:02:18,094 | That's all there is to it. | That's all there is to it. |
36 | 00:02:19,922 | 00:02:22,054 | Shit! Shit, man! | Shit! Shit, man! |
37 | 00:02:22,098 | 00:02:23,055 | Asshole! - Drive much? | Asshole! - Drive much? |
38 | 00:02:31,542 | 00:02:33,153 | This is our senior year, Les, | This is our senior year, Les, |
39 | 00:02:33,196 | 00:02:34,589 | it's time to cultivate a new image. | it's time to cultivate a new image. |
40 | 00:02:34,632 | 00:02:37,069 | I was just reading that preppies are out and yuppies, | I was just reading that preppies are out and yuppies, |
41 | 00:02:37,113 | 00:02:38,854 | Young Urban Professionals, are in. | Young Urban Professionals, are in. |
42 | 00:02:38,897 | 00:02:41,073 | Maybe we should go on the pill. - Mm-hmm. | Maybe we should go on the pill. - Mm-hmm. |
43 | 00:02:41,117 | 00:02:43,946 | That's Douglas! Douglas Duldorf. | That's Douglas! Douglas Duldorf. |
44 | 00:02:45,295 | 00:02:46,427 | Les, there's Max! | Les, there's Max! |
45 | 00:02:46,470 | 00:02:47,993 | Oh, what a species! | Oh, what a species! |
46 | 00:02:48,777 | 00:02:50,257 | Oh, is that Hindenberg? | Oh, is that Hindenberg? |
47 | 00:02:52,607 | 00:02:53,521 | Check it out... | Check it out... |
48 | 00:02:54,609 | 00:02:56,959 | Mel, you don't even have... I mean, did you remember to take your vitamins? | Mel, you don't even have... I mean, did you remember to take your vitamins? |
49 | 00:02:57,002 | 00:02:58,743 | Can you imagine having to take the pill too? | Can you imagine having to take the pill too? |
50 | 00:03:06,447 | 00:03:08,100 | Here, don't forget your retainer. | Here, don't forget your retainer. |
51 | 00:03:08,840 | 00:03:09,754 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
52 | 00:03:11,582 | 00:03:14,194 | Bye, Daddy, you don't have to pick me up tonight. | Bye, Daddy, you don't have to pick me up tonight. |
53 | 00:03:15,282 | 00:03:16,500 | You want some bubble gum? | You want some bubble gum? |
54 | 00:03:16,544 | 00:03:17,545 | Oh, yeah, thanks. | Oh, yeah, thanks. |
55 | 00:03:20,809 | 00:03:22,376 | She made an appointment with the gyno, | She made an appointment with the gyno, |
56 | 00:03:22,419 | 00:03:23,855 | so I could get the pill. | so I could get the pill. |
57 | 00:03:23,899 | 00:03:25,292 | At least your mom talks about it, | At least your mom talks about it, |
58 | 00:03:25,683 | 00:03:28,295 | mine just left a book about the birds and the bees on my bed. | mine just left a book about the birds and the bees on my bed. |
59 | 00:03:29,383 | 00:03:30,732 | She must be new. | She must be new. |
60 | 00:03:30,993 | 00:03:32,560 | I already hate her guts. | I already hate her guts. |
61 | 00:03:34,126 | 00:03:36,433 | Yeah, there is something strange about that girl. | Yeah, there is something strange about that girl. |
62 | 00:03:40,089 | 00:03:43,005 | Girls! Girls, may I have your attention please? | Girls! Girls, may I have your attention please? |
63 | 00:03:44,963 | 00:03:47,139 | Wow, you got it now! | Wow, you got it now! |
64 | 00:03:47,183 | 00:03:50,404 | This is the male sex organ. | This is the male sex organ. |
65 | 00:03:50,447 | 00:03:51,883 | Gee, I thought it was a snow cone. | Gee, I thought it was a snow cone. |
66 | 00:03:51,927 | 00:03:53,145 | Shut up! | Shut up! |
67 | 00:03:53,450 | 00:03:56,148 | Consider it the enemy! | Consider it the enemy! |
68 | 00:03:57,367 | 00:03:59,151 | Hey, man, it's not like you're unique. | Hey, man, it's not like you're unique. |
69 | 00:03:59,195 | 00:04:01,458 | Lotta guys our age haven't been laid. | Lotta guys our age haven't been laid. |
70 | 00:04:01,502 | 00:04:04,809 | Look, I gave her a couple of these and she raped me, right in the john, huh? | Look, I gave her a couple of these and she raped me, right in the john, huh? |
71 | 00:04:05,288 | 00:04:08,248 | That guy looks 14, Max. - He was probably hallucinating. | That guy looks 14, Max. - He was probably hallucinating. |
72 | 00:04:08,900 | 00:04:10,815 | Everybody's gettin' it but me. | Everybody's gettin' it but me. |
73 | 00:04:18,214 | 00:04:20,608 | She's gotta be new. I couldn't have missed those. | She's gotta be new. I couldn't have missed those. |
74 | 00:04:21,348 | 00:04:24,351 | Alan! | Alan! |
75 | 00:04:27,963 | 00:04:29,443 | So, did you get laid this summer? | So, did you get laid this summer? |
76 | 00:04:31,401 | 00:04:33,751 | Max! How do you fare, buddy? - Good, good. | Max! How do you fare, buddy? - Good, good. |
77 | 00:04:34,404 | 00:04:35,971 | Hey, Max, who's the shadow? | Hey, Max, who's the shadow? |
78 | 00:04:36,014 | 00:04:38,408 | Oh, this is Farouk. He's staying at my place this semester. | Oh, this is Farouk. He's staying at my place this semester. |
79 | 00:04:38,452 | 00:04:40,192 | No shit! All right! | No shit! All right! |
80 | 00:04:41,063 | 00:04:42,238 | Gimme five, man! | Gimme five, man! |
81 | 00:04:42,891 | 00:04:44,849 | All right, I give you five dollars. | All right, I give you five dollars. |
82 | 00:04:45,546 | 00:04:48,897 | No, no, no. "Give me five", that's a greeting. | No, no, no. "Give me five", that's a greeting. |
83 | 00:04:48,940 | 00:04:50,681 | Yeah, you see, it's like this. | Yeah, you see, it's like this. |
84 | 00:04:53,902 | 00:04:56,818 | I get you now, Max. | I get you now, Max. |
85 | 00:04:57,122 | 00:04:59,168 | Go on, give to me, five. | Go on, give to me, five. |
86 | 00:05:00,561 | 00:05:03,128 | You, you give to me five. | You, you give to me five. |
87 | 00:05:07,045 | 00:05:09,309 | Very funny to be here in the United States. | Very funny to be here in the United States. |
88 | 00:05:11,354 | 00:05:12,312 | Hi. | Hi. |
89 | 00:05:17,447 | 00:05:18,796 | You catch the new principal? | You catch the new principal? |
90 | 00:05:18,840 | 00:05:20,711 | I heard he used to run a military school. | I heard he used to run a military school. |
91 | 00:05:20,755 | 00:05:22,017 | A jarhead. | A jarhead. |
92 | 00:05:22,060 | 00:05:23,453 | Looks more like a potatohead to me. | Looks more like a potatohead to me. |
93 | 00:05:24,541 | 00:05:26,761 | Carp. - Hey, Max, how's it goin'? | Carp. - Hey, Max, how's it goin'? |
94 | 00:05:26,804 | 00:05:29,024 | Good, Carp. - So, uh, you like America, huh? | Good, Carp. - So, uh, you like America, huh? |
95 | 00:05:31,026 | 00:05:34,769 | Your run-of-the-mill VD is curable. | Your run-of-the-mill VD is curable. |
96 | 00:05:37,119 | 00:05:39,687 | Herpes comes with a lifetime guarantee! | Herpes comes with a lifetime guarantee! |
97 | 00:05:40,992 | 00:05:42,254 | So just remember this. | So just remember this. |
98 | 00:05:43,560 | 00:05:45,040 | You can eat all the apples you like, | You can eat all the apples you like, |
99 | 00:05:45,083 | 00:05:47,259 | but sooner or later you're gonna bite the worm! | but sooner or later you're gonna bite the worm! |
100 | 00:05:47,303 | 00:05:48,783 | Virginity has its advantages. | Virginity has its advantages. |
101 | 00:05:49,044 | 00:05:51,829 | Not for me. This is my last year as a celibate. | Not for me. This is my last year as a celibate. |
102 | 00:05:51,873 | 00:05:53,918 | I haven't forgotten what it's like... | I haven't forgotten what it's like... |
103 | 00:05:54,658 | 00:05:56,138 | to be young and horny. | to be young and horny. |
104 | 00:05:57,444 | 00:06:00,272 | Just don't forget those aren't squirt guns you're packin', | Just don't forget those aren't squirt guns you're packin', |
105 | 00:06:00,316 | 00:06:02,013 | and you're not shootin' blanks! | and you're not shootin' blanks! |
106 | 00:06:03,145 | 00:06:06,148 | It only takes one shot to ruin your lives. | It only takes one shot to ruin your lives. |
107 | 00:06:07,192 | 00:06:08,977 | Not to mention the girl's. | Not to mention the girl's. |
108 | 00:06:10,892 | 00:06:15,984 | If anyone ever did that to one of my girls, I'd... | If anyone ever did that to one of my girls, I'd... |
109 | 00:06:18,987 | 00:06:21,772 | I'd have his balls for lunch. | I'd have his balls for lunch. |
110 | 00:06:25,036 | 00:06:26,473 | Attention. | Attention. |
111 | 00:06:26,995 | 00:06:29,389 | Attention, please! | Attention, please! |
112 | 00:06:30,172 | 00:06:32,304 | Attention, the bell has rung. | Attention, the bell has rung. |
113 | 00:06:35,656 | 00:06:38,572 | This semester we'll be studying animal reproduction. | This semester we'll be studying animal reproduction. |
114 | 00:06:39,268 | 00:06:43,446 | We will start with single cell organisms and we will progress through the animal kingdom | We will start with single cell organisms and we will progress through the animal kingdom |
115 | 00:06:43,490 | 00:06:47,885 | focusing on the reproductive cycles of spirogyra, flatworms, | focusing on the reproductive cycles of spirogyra, flatworms, |
116 | 00:06:48,190 | 00:06:51,889 | squids, cats and man. - Maybe an older woman. | squids, cats and man. - Maybe an older woman. |
117 | 00:06:52,194 | 00:06:54,631 | I'm sure you'll all share my breathless excitement | I'm sure you'll all share my breathless excitement |
118 | 00:06:54,675 | 00:06:56,459 | as we strip away the mysteries | as we strip away the mysteries |
119 | 00:06:56,503 | 00:06:59,375 | surrounding the biological process of reproduction. | surrounding the biological process of reproduction. |
120 | 00:06:59,680 | 00:07:02,813 | May I tell you, class, that in your enjoyment of this class, | May I tell you, class, that in your enjoyment of this class, |
121 | 00:07:02,857 | 00:07:05,686 | you will be limited only by your imagination. | you will be limited only by your imagination. |
122 | 00:07:05,990 | 00:07:08,079 | I sincerely believe... - Hi, I'm Liz... | I sincerely believe... - Hi, I'm Liz... |
123 | 00:07:08,123 | 00:07:10,038 | ...that in order to know biology... - Simpson. | ...that in order to know biology... - Simpson. |
124 | 00:07:10,081 | 00:07:12,083 | ...one must do biology. - What class is that for? | ...one must do biology. - What class is that for? |
125 | 00:07:12,127 | 00:07:13,563 | Let's embark on this adventure. | Let's embark on this adventure. |
126 | 00:07:13,607 | 00:07:15,739 | Let us begin our first laboratory experiment. | Let us begin our first laboratory experiment. |
127 | 00:07:15,783 | 00:07:18,350 | Uh, it's just sort of somethingI picked up. | Uh, it's just sort of somethingI picked up. |
128 | 00:07:18,394 | 00:07:19,874 | Looks like it might be good. | Looks like it might be good. |
129 | 00:07:20,875 | 00:07:24,487 | Stephanie Graham and Mil Table, station one. | Stephanie Graham and Mil Table, station one. |
130 | 00:07:24,531 | 00:07:27,316 | Jackie Freemanand John Bergdahl, station two. | Jackie Freemanand John Bergdahl, station two. |
131 | 00:07:28,491 | 00:07:31,538 | Alan Holt and Leslie Hindenberg, station three. | Alan Holt and Leslie Hindenberg, station three. |
132 | 00:07:31,581 | 00:07:35,237 | Ah, beg me for more, you brazen wench. | Ah, beg me for more, you brazen wench. |
133 | 00:07:36,194 | 00:07:37,239 | Alan? | Alan? |
134 | 00:07:38,980 | 00:07:39,981 | Alan Holt? | Alan Holt? |
135 | 00:07:40,547 | 00:07:42,940 | Yes, Alan Holt, you're at lab station three | Yes, Alan Holt, you're at lab station three |
136 | 00:07:42,984 | 00:07:44,115 | with Leslie Hindenberg, thank you. | with Leslie Hindenberg, thank you. |
137 | 00:07:45,203 | 00:07:46,553 | Hi. - Hi. | Hi. - Hi. |
138 | 00:07:49,294 | 00:07:51,906 | I'm sure you're all share my awe at the way a single cell | I'm sure you're all share my awe at the way a single cell |
139 | 00:07:51,949 | 00:07:54,952 | can reproduce and reproduce, again and again. | can reproduce and reproduce, again and again. |
140 | 00:07:54,996 | 00:07:57,955 | Like the Osmond family. | Like the Osmond family. |
141 | 00:07:57,999 | 00:08:01,263 | Even the most innocuous looking substances can be... | Even the most innocuous looking substances can be... |
142 | 00:08:01,611 | 00:08:04,484 | well, they can be teeming with fertile microorganisms. | well, they can be teeming with fertile microorganisms. |
143 | 00:08:05,528 | 00:08:07,269 | I will now come around to every couple | I will now come around to every couple |
144 | 00:08:07,312 | 00:08:10,402 | and give you your very own bread molds. | and give you your very own bread molds. |
145 | 00:08:12,666 | 00:08:14,319 | Hey, it's lunch time! | Hey, it's lunch time! |
146 | 00:08:14,363 | 00:08:16,278 | Got any peanut butter moldto go with this? | Got any peanut butter moldto go with this? |
147 | 00:08:19,629 | 00:08:22,458 | Uh, salami mold, some lettuce mold? | Uh, salami mold, some lettuce mold? |
148 | 00:08:25,200 | 00:08:26,636 | Look who's comin'. | Look who's comin'. |
149 | 00:08:28,595 | 00:08:30,727 | Alan, will you light my Bunsen burner? | Alan, will you light my Bunsen burner? |
150 | 00:08:31,162 | 00:08:32,990 | I don't think I can handle it alone. | I don't think I can handle it alone. |
151 | 00:08:35,515 | 00:08:37,255 | "Alan, would you light my Bunsen burner?" | "Alan, would you light my Bunsen burner?" |
152 | 00:08:48,832 | 00:08:51,443 | Three times a dollar fifty is four-fifty, right? | Three times a dollar fifty is four-fifty, right? |
153 | 00:08:51,487 | 00:08:53,358 | Mm-hmm. - Think they'll stay out later? | Mm-hmm. - Think they'll stay out later? |
154 | 00:08:53,750 | 00:08:55,535 | Jenny, did you put that in the washer? | Jenny, did you put that in the washer? |
155 | 00:08:56,840 | 00:08:59,234 | It's my bra! She snitched my bra! | It's my bra! She snitched my bra! |
156 | 00:08:59,277 | 00:09:00,714 | It fits. - You wish. | It fits. - You wish. |
157 | 00:09:00,757 | 00:09:02,106 | Take it off, Jenny. | Take it off, Jenny. |
158 | 00:09:02,150 | 00:09:04,021 | You'll get a training bra when you're thirteen. | You'll get a training bra when you're thirteen. |
159 | 00:09:04,065 | 00:09:06,807 | I'm the only one in PE who still wears an undershirt. | I'm the only one in PE who still wears an undershirt. |
160 | 00:09:07,547 | 00:09:09,679 | I didn't get a bra till I was fourteen. | I didn't get a bra till I was fourteen. |
161 | 00:09:10,245 | 00:09:13,291 | Nobody escorted me on my first babysitting job. | Nobody escorted me on my first babysitting job. |
162 | 00:09:13,727 | 00:09:15,598 | But your father drove by the house every hour. | But your father drove by the house every hour. |
163 | 00:09:15,642 | 00:09:18,427 | Only to make sure no boys were hiding in the bushes. | Only to make sure no boys were hiding in the bushes. |
164 | 00:09:18,688 | 00:09:22,823 | If Dixie-D cup doesn't move it, we're gonna be late! Jenny! | If Dixie-D cup doesn't move it, we're gonna be late! Jenny! |
165 | 00:09:23,258 | 00:09:24,520 | You don't have to shout. | You don't have to shout. |
166 | 00:09:24,564 | 00:09:26,261 | Whoa, there! | Whoa, there! |
167 | 00:09:27,175 | 00:09:28,393 | What about dinner? | What about dinner? |
168 | 00:09:28,742 | 00:09:30,004 | I'm on a diet. | I'm on a diet. |
169 | 00:09:30,047 | 00:09:32,267 | Sounds like anorexia to me. | Sounds like anorexia to me. |
170 | 00:09:32,310 | 00:09:34,443 | Does your pitiful existence have to revolve | Does your pitiful existence have to revolve |
171 | 00:09:34,486 | 00:09:36,053 | around bugging me, twit-brain? | around bugging me, twit-brain? |
172 | 00:09:36,097 | 00:09:39,056 | Mom! She called me a twit-brain. | Mom! She called me a twit-brain. |
173 | 00:09:39,100 | 00:09:41,450 | There are better words in the dictionary, Leslie. | There are better words in the dictionary, Leslie. |
174 | 00:09:41,842 | 00:09:43,626 | What kind of people are these Stonemans? | What kind of people are these Stonemans? |
175 | 00:09:44,018 | 00:09:46,455 | Who cares? We're spending the evening with their infant. | Who cares? We're spending the evening with their infant. |
176 | 00:09:47,630 | 00:09:50,720 | I'll call you every hour or so, make sure everything's A-OK! | I'll call you every hour or so, make sure everything's A-OK! |
177 | 00:09:50,981 | 00:09:52,679 | Bye! - Bye! | Bye! - Bye! |
178 | 00:09:53,810 | 00:09:55,420 | ...because you never know | ...because you never know |
179 | 00:09:55,464 | 00:09:56,683 | if you'll take a blow. | if you'll take a blow. |
180 | 00:09:58,075 | 00:10:00,295 | It's so quiet when the girls are gone. | It's so quiet when the girls are gone. |
181 | 00:10:00,817 | 00:10:03,603 | You'll get that 24-hour protection and comfort... | You'll get that 24-hour protection and comfort... |
182 | 00:10:22,099 | 00:10:24,841 | So, then she asked me to light her Bunsen burner. | So, then she asked me to light her Bunsen burner. |
183 | 00:10:24,885 | 00:10:26,974 | Is that a good sign? - Sounds hot to me. | Is that a good sign? - Sounds hot to me. |
184 | 00:10:27,539 | 00:10:29,193 | What, are you waiting for a formal invitation? | What, are you waiting for a formal invitation? |
185 | 00:10:30,107 | 00:10:32,544 | Maybe bio's her bad subject or something. | Maybe bio's her bad subject or something. |
186 | 00:10:32,893 | 00:10:35,025 | My own brother, a sexual retard. | My own brother, a sexual retard. |
187 | 00:10:36,679 | 00:10:38,768 | All I think about all day is sex. | All I think about all day is sex. |
188 | 00:10:38,812 | 00:10:39,943 | That's a good sign. | That's a good sign. |
189 | 00:10:40,988 | 00:10:43,643 | I look at everybody and I think: "They know what it's like." | I look at everybody and I think: "They know what it's like." |
190 | 00:10:43,947 | 00:10:47,603 | I've got this huge black hole in my life, you know? | I've got this huge black hole in my life, you know? |
191 | 00:10:48,430 | 00:10:49,387 | No. | No. |
192 | 00:10:50,911 | 00:10:53,696 | Why aren't girls as horny as I am? It's just not fair. | Why aren't girls as horny as I am? It's just not fair. |
193 | 00:10:53,740 | 00:10:54,697 | What can I say? | What can I say? |
194 | 00:10:55,263 | 00:10:57,744 | Sex is a stacked deck and women hold all the cards. | Sex is a stacked deck and women hold all the cards. |
195 | 00:10:57,787 | 00:10:59,093 | Better get used to it. | Better get used to it. |
196 | 00:10:59,963 | 00:11:00,921 | Dinko. | Dinko. |
197 | 00:11:03,140 | 00:11:06,666 | 'Bout time I put this goddamn machine out of its misery. | 'Bout time I put this goddamn machine out of its misery. |
198 | 00:11:12,976 | 00:11:13,890 | Bad attitude. | Bad attitude. |
199 | 00:11:14,369 | 00:11:15,239 | Good arm. | Good arm. |
200 | 00:11:16,284 | 00:11:17,633 | Feelin' better, Sunshine? | Feelin' better, Sunshine? |
201 | 00:11:17,677 | 00:11:19,200 | I wish I was dead. | I wish I was dead. |
202 | 00:11:24,901 | 00:11:27,295 | Well, Doctor Ranada's got just your prescription. | Well, Doctor Ranada's got just your prescription. |
203 | 00:11:27,338 | 00:11:29,819 | Look, I just tossed my cookies, okay? | Look, I just tossed my cookies, okay? |
204 | 00:11:29,863 | 00:11:32,387 | I mean, enough is enough. Really! | I mean, enough is enough. Really! |
205 | 00:11:34,476 | 00:11:38,610 | She's a slow starter, but there's a tiger in her tank. | She's a slow starter, but there's a tiger in her tank. |
206 | 00:11:40,264 | 00:11:42,527 | That guy wrote the book on how to strike out. | That guy wrote the book on how to strike out. |
207 | 00:11:43,790 | 00:11:45,095 | Bet he's been laid though. | Bet he's been laid though. |
208 | 00:11:45,139 | 00:11:47,532 | Your time will come, think positive. | Your time will come, think positive. |
209 | 00:11:47,576 | 00:11:48,969 | Now, what about your bio partner? | Now, what about your bio partner? |
210 | 00:11:49,491 | 00:11:51,841 | Leslie Hindenberg's my bio partner. | Leslie Hindenberg's my bio partner. |
211 | 00:11:51,885 | 00:11:53,060 | Coach Kong's daughter? | Coach Kong's daughter? |
212 | 00:11:54,278 | 00:11:55,845 | Hope she's not built like her old man. | Hope she's not built like her old man. |
213 | 00:11:55,889 | 00:11:58,021 | Oh, no, she's a fox! - Well, so, hit on her. | Oh, no, she's a fox! - Well, so, hit on her. |
214 | 00:12:01,155 | 00:12:03,723 | You're right. I like your nose where it is. | You're right. I like your nose where it is. |
215 | 00:12:04,114 | 00:12:06,638 | These are supposed to be the best years of my life. | These are supposed to be the best years of my life. |
216 | 00:12:07,074 | 00:12:08,989 | Maybe if you went blonde, or something. | Maybe if you went blonde, or something. |
217 | 00:12:09,598 | 00:12:12,209 | We'd still be stuck with the same geeky guys. | We'd still be stuck with the same geeky guys. |
218 | 00:12:13,080 | 00:12:15,169 | Wait a minute, Les, I see a ray of hope. | Wait a minute, Les, I see a ray of hope. |
219 | 00:12:15,430 | 00:12:19,303 | God, the man of my dreams is alive and well on KBBZ. | God, the man of my dreams is alive and well on KBBZ. |
220 | 00:12:19,651 | 00:12:21,001 | God, what a turn on. | God, what a turn on. |
221 | 00:12:21,741 | 00:12:23,351 | ...as he proved late last night | ...as he proved late last night |
222 | 00:12:23,394 | 00:12:25,135 | when he rolled his wheelchair out of the VA hospital | when he rolled his wheelchair out of the VA hospital |
223 | 00:12:25,179 | 00:12:26,963 | and onto the San Diego freeway on-ramp. | and onto the San Diego freeway on-ramp. |
224 | 00:12:27,572 | 00:12:29,487 | He's a little too "Ken doll" for me. | He's a little too "Ken doll" for me. |
225 | 00:12:29,531 | 00:12:32,186 | I mean, there's no pain or passion in his face. | I mean, there's no pain or passion in his face. |
226 | 00:12:32,229 | 00:12:33,274 | He's too perfect. | He's too perfect. |
227 | 00:12:33,317 | 00:12:35,450 | Oh, I'm not above perfection. | Oh, I'm not above perfection. |
228 | 00:12:35,929 | 00:12:38,061 | Ted Vincent is my man. | Ted Vincent is my man. |
229 | 00:12:39,193 | 00:12:41,064 | You won't believe this, she's got a vibrator. | You won't believe this, she's got a vibrator. |
230 | 00:12:42,413 | 00:12:43,632 | Good work, Les, she's on a roll. | Good work, Les, she's on a roll. |
231 | 00:12:43,675 | 00:12:46,026 | What's it for? - Curling your hair. | What's it for? - Curling your hair. |
232 | 00:12:46,678 | 00:12:48,637 | I wonder if Ted's into electronics? | I wonder if Ted's into electronics? |
233 | 00:12:49,507 | 00:12:51,118 | Earth to Les! | Earth to Les! |
234 | 00:12:51,161 | 00:12:53,816 | Listen, I gotta go. The Gestapo's gonna be calling, | Listen, I gotta go. The Gestapo's gonna be calling, |
235 | 00:12:53,860 | 00:12:56,210 | checking up on me. - OK, I'll catch you later. | checking up on me. - OK, I'll catch you later. |
236 | 00:13:08,570 | 00:13:09,484 | Cancer? | Cancer? |
237 | 00:13:31,985 | 00:13:33,943 | It's no joke, Mel! | It's no joke, Mel! |
238 | 00:13:33,987 | 00:13:36,641 | It looks exactly like a classic melanoma. | It looks exactly like a classic melanoma. |
239 | 00:13:36,685 | 00:13:38,774 | Have you forgotten your cold last spring? | Have you forgotten your cold last spring? |
240 | 00:13:38,818 | 00:13:40,384 | You swore it was TB. | You swore it was TB. |
241 | 00:13:40,428 | 00:13:42,473 | It was a severe case of strep, Mel. | It was a severe case of strep, Mel. |
242 | 00:13:42,517 | 00:13:44,562 | And, besides, melanoma's different. | And, besides, melanoma's different. |
243 | 00:13:44,606 | 00:13:47,087 | For starters, it's almost always fatal. | For starters, it's almost always fatal. |
244 | 00:13:53,833 | 00:13:55,312 | I haven't seen you in a long time. | I haven't seen you in a long time. |
245 | 00:13:55,922 | 00:13:56,923 | How's your mother? | How's your mother? |
246 | 00:13:57,184 | 00:13:58,576 | She's fine. - Good. | She's fine. - Good. |
247 | 00:13:58,620 | 00:14:02,102 | Now, let me check the, uh... the area of the mole. | Now, let me check the, uh... the area of the mole. |
248 | 00:14:05,932 | 00:14:08,282 | I'm only checking for raised areas. | I'm only checking for raised areas. |
249 | 00:14:09,065 | 00:14:10,980 | Doesn't look like an ordinary mole does it? | Doesn't look like an ordinary mole does it? |
250 | 00:14:11,459 | 00:14:13,156 | Don't be an alarmist, Leslie. | Don't be an alarmist, Leslie. |
251 | 00:14:14,375 | 00:14:16,246 | I'm only checking for coloration. | I'm only checking for coloration. |
252 | 00:14:17,726 | 00:14:18,901 | Oh... | Oh... |
253 | 00:14:20,685 | 00:14:22,426 | Looks pretty dark and sinister, huh? | Looks pretty dark and sinister, huh? |
254 | 00:14:22,470 | 00:14:25,125 | Now, now, Leslie, although you're fair-skinned | Now, now, Leslie, although you're fair-skinned |
255 | 00:14:25,168 | 00:14:27,083 | and prone to the ill-fated melanoma... | and prone to the ill-fated melanoma... |
256 | 00:14:28,041 | 00:14:30,043 | this is only lentigo. - Huh? | this is only lentigo. - Huh? |
257 | 00:14:30,957 | 00:14:33,307 | Medical terminology for harmless spots. | Medical terminology for harmless spots. |
258 | 00:14:34,090 | 00:14:35,309 | Prone to melanoma? | Prone to melanoma? |
259 | 00:14:35,787 | 00:14:38,094 | Leslie, you're a very healthy young lady who worries too much. | Leslie, you're a very healthy young lady who worries too much. |
260 | 00:14:38,747 | 00:14:40,053 | You can get dressed now. | You can get dressed now. |
261 | 00:14:41,184 | 00:14:45,188 | But if it would be reassuring, you could come back in a month | But if it would be reassuring, you could come back in a month |
262 | 00:14:45,232 | 00:14:48,539 | and I'll check your entire body. Bye. | and I'll check your entire body. Bye. |
263 | 00:14:50,672 | 00:14:53,849 | I told you not to buy plants at gas stations. | I told you not to buy plants at gas stations. |
264 | 00:14:53,893 | 00:14:55,764 | But she looked so healthy! | But she looked so healthy! |
265 | 00:14:56,156 | 00:14:57,635 | Maybe if I talk to her... | Maybe if I talk to her... |
266 | 00:14:57,679 | 00:14:59,202 | Talking can't save hernow, Bernice. | Talking can't save hernow, Bernice. |
267 | 00:14:59,246 | 00:15:00,812 | But she's not dead yet! | But she's not dead yet! |
268 | 00:15:00,856 | 00:15:02,118 | It's only a matter of time. | It's only a matter of time. |
269 | 00:15:02,162 | 00:15:04,033 | Granted, she's got a great pair of bulbs, | Granted, she's got a great pair of bulbs, |
270 | 00:15:04,077 | 00:15:06,122 | but she's going to wither and die before the new year. | but she's going to wither and die before the new year. |
271 | 00:15:11,606 | 00:15:12,912 | Are you all right, dear? | Are you all right, dear? |
272 | 00:15:13,477 | 00:15:14,652 | I guess not. | I guess not. |
273 | 00:15:16,741 | 00:15:18,439 | So, I says to Porter, if you ask me, | So, I says to Porter, if you ask me, |
274 | 00:15:18,482 | 00:15:20,354 | the foreign kid's not playin' with a full deck. | the foreign kid's not playin' with a full deck. |
275 | 00:15:22,356 | 00:15:26,882 | Never knows what team he's on. Says we all look alike. | Never knows what team he's on. Says we all look alike. |
276 | 00:15:27,578 | 00:15:29,754 | Dad, did I ever tell you how proud I am of you? | Dad, did I ever tell you how proud I am of you? |
277 | 00:15:30,059 | 00:15:32,627 | I mean, even though I complain about how embarrassing it is | I mean, even though I complain about how embarrassing it is |
278 | 00:15:32,670 | 00:15:36,587 | to be in the same school... everyone respects you so much. | to be in the same school... everyone respects you so much. |
279 | 00:15:39,460 | 00:15:40,852 | I give it my best shot. | I give it my best shot. |
280 | 00:15:42,767 | 00:15:47,468 | Leslie, your mother makes sure you get the four basic food groups, | Leslie, your mother makes sure you get the four basic food groups, |
281 | 00:15:47,511 | 00:15:48,730 | and you're trashing three of them. | and you're trashing three of them. |
282 | 00:15:50,471 | 00:15:54,823 | Mom... it's so beautiful that every day | Mom... it's so beautiful that every day |
283 | 00:15:54,866 | 00:15:56,172 | you go to all this effort. | you go to all this effort. |
284 | 00:15:57,913 | 00:15:59,436 | It's just that I've lost my appetite. | It's just that I've lost my appetite. |
285 | 00:15:59,784 | 00:16:01,438 | That's very sweet, Leslie. | That's very sweet, Leslie. |
286 | 00:16:01,482 | 00:16:03,571 | Also, very suspicious. | Also, very suspicious. |
287 | 00:16:03,963 | 00:16:06,182 | Jennifer, you and I have certainly had our problems. | Jennifer, you and I have certainly had our problems. |
288 | 00:16:07,531 | 00:16:10,404 | Would you feel better if I gave you my new silver bangles? | Would you feel better if I gave you my new silver bangles? |
289 | 00:16:10,447 | 00:16:12,275 | The ones I'm not allowed to breathe on? | The ones I'm not allowed to breathe on? |
290 | 00:16:12,623 | 00:16:14,321 | Silver bangles aren't worth fighting over, | Silver bangles aren't worth fighting over, |
291 | 00:16:14,364 | 00:16:16,105 | no matter how expensive they are. | no matter how expensive they are. |
292 | 00:16:16,714 | 00:16:18,978 | I'll take them! - You're welcome. | I'll take them! - You're welcome. |
293 | 00:16:19,369 | 00:16:20,936 | I'll clear the table now. | I'll clear the table now. |
294 | 00:16:26,289 | 00:16:28,944 | Am I the only one who finds this creepy? | Am I the only one who finds this creepy? |
295 | 00:16:32,078 | 00:16:33,862 | Your attention, please! | Your attention, please! |
296 | 00:16:34,384 | 00:16:36,996 | This administration is not amused... | This administration is not amused... |
297 | 00:16:37,039 | 00:16:39,694 | ...by the attack on our very own Venus in the quad. | ...by the attack on our very own Venus in the quad. |
298 | 00:16:40,434 | 00:16:41,652 | You like this shit, huh? | You like this shit, huh? |
299 | 00:16:42,001 | 00:16:44,003 | Mm, I like this shit very much. | Mm, I like this shit very much. |
300 | 00:16:45,178 | 00:16:47,789 | In America it's considered the highest of compliments | In America it's considered the highest of compliments |
301 | 00:16:47,832 | 00:16:49,530 | to say to your hostess after a good meal: | to say to your hostess after a good meal: |
302 | 00:16:49,791 | 00:16:51,445 | "Thank you for the shit." | "Thank you for the shit." |
303 | 00:16:51,488 | 00:16:53,012 | How you... how you say that? | How you... how you say that? |
304 | 00:16:53,490 | 00:16:56,798 | Thank you for the shit. | Thank you for the shit. |
305 | 00:16:56,841 | 00:16:57,973 | Hello, Farouk. | Hello, Farouk. |
306 | 00:17:00,671 | 00:17:02,673 | Some girls go for the exotic type. | Some girls go for the exotic type. |
307 | 00:17:02,717 | 00:17:05,720 | Yeah, Farouk, let us know if she's a moaner or a screamer. | Yeah, Farouk, let us know if she's a moaner or a screamer. |
308 | 00:17:05,763 | 00:17:08,375 | Hey, I had a screamer once. She shattered her own glasses. | Hey, I had a screamer once. She shattered her own glasses. |
309 | 00:17:08,940 | 00:17:10,812 | Don't you talk about anything but sex? | Don't you talk about anything but sex? |
310 | 00:17:10,855 | 00:17:12,118 | What else is there, Ed? | What else is there, Ed? |
311 | 00:17:12,988 | 00:17:14,816 | That's a tough one, Pittman. | That's a tough one, Pittman. |
312 | 00:17:14,859 | 00:17:16,209 | Don't pull a muscle working on it. | Don't pull a muscle working on it. |
313 | 00:17:17,862 | 00:17:20,126 | Just stopped by to warn you that you're Chairman | Just stopped by to warn you that you're Chairman |
314 | 00:17:20,169 | 00:17:21,953 | of the Christmas Dance Committeethis year. | of the Christmas Dance Committeethis year. |
315 | 00:17:22,650 | 00:17:24,260 | Tell me when you get the committee put together. | Tell me when you get the committee put together. |
316 | 00:17:25,044 | 00:17:27,872 | Oh, feel free to resume your insightful discussion. | Oh, feel free to resume your insightful discussion. |
317 | 00:17:29,135 | 00:17:30,136 | Mutant. | Mutant. |
318 | 00:17:30,440 | 00:17:32,616 | Yeah, another example of virgin brain rot. | Yeah, another example of virgin brain rot. |
319 | 00:17:33,008 | 00:17:35,054 | Don't let that happen to you, okay? | Don't let that happen to you, okay? |
320 | 00:17:35,793 | 00:17:37,404 | How's it goin', Farouk? | How's it goin', Farouk? |
321 | 00:17:39,841 | 00:17:41,930 | Don't look now, but here comes the lady | Don't look now, but here comes the lady |
322 | 00:17:41,973 | 00:17:43,671 | that gives new meaning to the word hard-on. | that gives new meaning to the word hard-on. |
323 | 00:17:44,193 | 00:17:47,414 | Uh, this is your lucky day. I saved this seat just for you. | Uh, this is your lucky day. I saved this seat just for you. |
324 | 00:17:47,457 | 00:17:49,459 | Sit on it, pal! Hello, Alan. | Sit on it, pal! Hello, Alan. |
325 | 00:17:50,156 | 00:17:51,244 | Hi. | Hi. |
326 | 00:17:51,287 | 00:17:53,637 | Say, uh... aren't you in my bio class? | Say, uh... aren't you in my bio class? |
327 | 00:17:53,681 | 00:17:54,856 | I hadn't noticed. | I hadn't noticed. |
328 | 00:17:54,899 | 00:17:56,205 | Why don't you sit down, take a seat? | Why don't you sit down, take a seat? |
329 | 00:17:56,249 | 00:17:57,380 | I'm bad but I don't bite. | I'm bad but I don't bite. |
330 | 00:17:57,424 | 00:17:59,426 | I do! I definitely bite! Come on, Alan. | I do! I definitely bite! Come on, Alan. |
331 | 00:18:05,127 | 00:18:07,956 | Hey, Alan, who's the guy with the bow tie? | Hey, Alan, who's the guy with the bow tie? |
332 | 00:18:08,609 | 00:18:12,787 | ...we've got funds for holidays, Hawaiian luaus, Vancouver cruises. | ...we've got funds for holidays, Hawaiian luaus, Vancouver cruises. |
333 | 00:18:12,830 | 00:18:15,094 | Oh, everybody calls him Mushroom Malone. | Oh, everybody calls him Mushroom Malone. |
334 | 00:18:15,137 | 00:18:19,750 | Mm-hmm. Bet I can guess why. | Mm-hmm. Bet I can guess why. |
335 | 00:18:20,011 | 00:18:24,581 | Any student caught with a substance commonly known as Wacky Glue, | Any student caught with a substance commonly known as Wacky Glue, |
336 | 00:18:24,625 | 00:18:27,106 | will be subject to severe disciplinary action. | will be subject to severe disciplinary action. |
337 | 00:18:27,149 | 00:18:28,803 | Score one for the Wacky Glue Phantom. | Score one for the Wacky Glue Phantom. |
338 | 00:18:34,200 | 00:18:36,898 | I can make you a great deal, you'll love it. | I can make you a great deal, you'll love it. |
339 | 00:18:39,030 | 00:18:41,424 | I'm not kidding, it's great stuff! | I'm not kidding, it's great stuff! |
340 | 00:18:41,468 | 00:18:42,425 | You'll love it. | You'll love it. |
341 | 00:18:43,122 | 00:18:47,038 | It's all so unreal. I feel like I ought to do something. | It's all so unreal. I feel like I ought to do something. |
342 | 00:18:47,082 | 00:18:48,866 | There's nothing anybody can do now. | There's nothing anybody can do now. |
343 | 00:18:49,215 | 00:18:52,479 | I'll just go on pretending nothing's happened. | I'll just go on pretending nothing's happened. |
344 | 00:18:53,219 | 00:18:55,525 | Cram a lifetime into three months. | Cram a lifetime into three months. |
345 | 00:18:56,091 | 00:18:57,832 | There's so much I wanna experience. | There's so much I wanna experience. |
346 | 00:18:57,875 | 00:19:00,051 | You mean? - I always said I'd wait | You mean? - I always said I'd wait |
347 | 00:19:00,095 | 00:19:03,229 | for the love of my life, but I guess I'll have to settle for... | for the love of my life, but I guess I'll have to settle for... |
348 | 00:19:03,794 | 00:19:04,926 | ...sex! | ...sex! |
349 | 00:19:05,709 | 00:19:08,886 | I gotta know if it's worth all the time we spend talking about it. | I gotta know if it's worth all the time we spend talking about it. |
350 | 00:19:09,322 | 00:19:13,064 | Bad news, my research says the first time's never the best. | Bad news, my research says the first time's never the best. |
351 | 00:19:13,108 | 00:19:16,155 | Unless you go for someone really experienced. | Unless you go for someone really experienced. |
352 | 00:19:16,198 | 00:19:19,070 | It might be sweet if it was the first time for both of us. | It might be sweet if it was the first time for both of us. |
353 | 00:19:19,114 | 00:19:21,986 | It might be the pits. I've heard it's harder than it looks. | It might be the pits. I've heard it's harder than it looks. |
354 | 00:19:22,378 | 00:19:25,468 | Yeah, really? Two dozen Shriners with rubbers? | Yeah, really? Two dozen Shriners with rubbers? |
355 | 00:19:25,512 | 00:19:29,037 | Later, babe, I think I just saw a major league pair of yapo. | Later, babe, I think I just saw a major league pair of yapo. |
356 | 00:19:38,699 | 00:19:40,222 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
357 | 00:19:44,183 | 00:19:45,401 | She's weird! | She's weird! |
358 | 00:19:46,402 | 00:19:48,752 | I hear they call you Mushroom. Got any? | I hear they call you Mushroom. Got any? |
359 | 00:19:49,057 | 00:19:51,451 | Wanna speak up? They didn't hear you in Nevada. | Wanna speak up? They didn't hear you in Nevada. |
360 | 00:19:51,494 | 00:19:53,714 | I figured with a name like that you must be advertising. | I figured with a name like that you must be advertising. |
361 | 00:19:53,757 | 00:19:56,499 | Would you sit down? Only takes one narc to ruin your whole day. | Would you sit down? Only takes one narc to ruin your whole day. |
362 | 00:19:56,804 | 00:19:57,718 | Really? | Really? |
363 | 00:20:02,244 | 00:20:03,332 | Gnarly. | Gnarly. |
364 | 00:20:14,604 | 00:20:16,650 | Doesn't this ever strike you as absurd? | Doesn't this ever strike you as absurd? |
365 | 00:20:16,693 | 00:20:17,607 | What? | What? |
366 | 00:20:18,260 | 00:20:21,481 | All these adolescents, desperate for human contact. | All these adolescents, desperate for human contact. |
367 | 00:20:22,264 | 00:20:23,352 | You mean horny? | You mean horny? |
368 | 00:20:24,179 | 00:20:26,703 | Isolating themselves in their own little prisons on wheels. | Isolating themselves in their own little prisons on wheels. |
369 | 00:20:26,747 | 00:20:29,576 | Like a thousand lonely little worlds doing a mating relay | Like a thousand lonely little worlds doing a mating relay |
370 | 00:20:29,619 | 00:20:31,186 | down the highway of life. | down the highway of life. |
371 | 00:20:33,667 | 00:20:35,843 | Hey, catch that, tits and drugs. | Hey, catch that, tits and drugs. |
372 | 00:20:35,886 | 00:20:37,148 | Give me a break. | Give me a break. |
373 | 00:20:38,019 | 00:20:40,151 | Max! I love you. | Max! I love you. |
374 | 00:20:41,370 | 00:20:42,980 | Pittman, you lunatic. | Pittman, you lunatic. |
375 | 00:20:43,633 | 00:20:45,461 | You know, you think too much, that's your problem. | You know, you think too much, that's your problem. |
376 | 00:20:45,505 | 00:20:47,637 | You could use a problem like that, Max. | You could use a problem like that, Max. |
377 | 00:20:49,987 | 00:20:50,901 | Leslie! | Leslie! |
378 | 00:20:52,033 | 00:20:55,819 | Fate is calling you, Les, and getting a busy signal. | Fate is calling you, Les, and getting a busy signal. |
379 | 00:20:56,167 | 00:20:57,995 | Think Max, Leslie. | Think Max, Leslie. |
380 | 00:20:58,431 | 00:21:00,476 | Oh, sometimes he gets this look in his eyes. | Oh, sometimes he gets this look in his eyes. |
381 | 00:21:01,129 | 00:21:04,350 | I mean, this is a man who knows where to find your G-spot. | I mean, this is a man who knows where to find your G-spot. |
382 | 00:21:04,393 | 00:21:06,830 | Oh, Mel, I couldn't find my G-spot. | Oh, Mel, I couldn't find my G-spot. |
383 | 00:21:07,701 | 00:21:10,617 | I kissed him once in the second grade. | I kissed him once in the second grade. |
384 | 00:21:11,008 | 00:21:12,749 | Oh, he was hot even then. | Oh, he was hot even then. |
385 | 00:21:13,968 | 00:21:16,187 | He's not interested in me, Mel. | He's not interested in me, Mel. |
386 | 00:21:16,231 | 00:21:17,754 | Well you gotta be gutsy, Les. | Well you gotta be gutsy, Les. |
387 | 00:21:18,059 | 00:21:19,974 | Just call him up and ask him out. | Just call him up and ask him out. |
388 | 00:21:20,844 | 00:21:22,585 | All he can say is: "No way, José." | All he can say is: "No way, José." |
389 | 00:21:23,020 | 00:21:25,196 | Right, then I just die of embarrassment. | Right, then I just die of embarrassment. |
390 | 00:21:25,240 | 00:21:27,068 | Like, what have you got to lose? | Like, what have you got to lose? |
391 | 00:21:31,159 | 00:21:33,074 | Hey, Max. - How you doin'? | Hey, Max. - How you doin'? |
392 | 00:21:34,249 | 00:21:37,078 | "Is it too much to askfor someone dark and mysterious, | "Is it too much to askfor someone dark and mysterious, |
393 | 00:21:37,470 | 00:21:40,603 | who reads and would talk about life all night by candle light? | who reads and would talk about life all night by candle light? |
394 | 00:21:42,170 | 00:21:45,260 | I guess I'd better face reality, boys are so immature. | I guess I'd better face reality, boys are so immature. |
395 | 00:21:45,652 | 00:21:48,785 | I'll get a diaphragm, settle for no-frills sex." | I'll get a diaphragm, settle for no-frills sex." |
396 | 00:22:01,320 | 00:22:03,974 | Well, why don't you take the floor, Farouk? | Well, why don't you take the floor, Farouk? |
397 | 00:22:04,018 | 00:22:05,715 | And I'll get the main dish. | And I'll get the main dish. |
398 | 00:22:08,805 | 00:22:10,459 | Oh, she means it's your turn to talk. | Oh, she means it's your turn to talk. |
399 | 00:22:10,894 | 00:22:12,069 | Oh, uh... | Oh, uh... |
400 | 00:22:15,421 | 00:22:18,772 | I... I like United States, very much. | I... I like United States, very much. |
401 | 00:22:21,775 | 00:22:24,691 | Uh, the people, very, very funny to meet me. | Uh, the people, very, very funny to meet me. |
402 | 00:22:28,999 | 00:22:30,610 | It's okay, sit down, Farouk. | It's okay, sit down, Farouk. |
403 | 00:22:31,175 | 00:22:33,569 | I have spent all day | I have spent all day |
404 | 00:22:33,613 | 00:22:36,355 | preparing your favorite native dish, Farouk. | preparing your favorite native dish, Farouk. |
405 | 00:22:38,008 | 00:22:40,315 | Stuffed beef heart. | Stuffed beef heart. |
406 | 00:22:49,150 | 00:22:53,502 | I... You make me very funny to be here with you, | I... You make me very funny to be here with you, |
407 | 00:22:53,850 | 00:22:57,419 | in America, my new family in United States. | in America, my new family in United States. |
408 | 00:22:57,463 | 00:23:00,204 | I want to say to you now, as my best friend, Max | I want to say to you now, as my best friend, Max |
409 | 00:23:00,248 | 00:23:03,512 | teach me to say... thank you, | teach me to say... thank you, |
410 | 00:23:03,860 | 00:23:05,993 | thank you very much for this shit! | thank you very much for this shit! |
411 | 00:23:13,043 | 00:23:15,045 | They're all Wacky Glued, sir. | They're all Wacky Glued, sir. |
412 | 00:23:15,568 | 00:23:18,092 | Damn terrorists. This means war, Earl. | Damn terrorists. This means war, Earl. |
413 | 00:23:18,397 | 00:23:19,398 | No quarter given. | No quarter given. |
414 | 00:23:28,494 | 00:23:32,106 | Salamahega... roba. | Salamahega... roba. |
415 | 00:23:32,149 | 00:23:35,239 | Aw, hell, is Farduke here? | Aw, hell, is Farduke here? |
416 | 00:23:35,501 | 00:23:36,589 | He's always late! | He's always late! |
417 | 00:23:37,111 | 00:23:39,200 | It's Farouk, Coach. And it's prayer time in Mecca. | It's Farouk, Coach. And it's prayer time in Mecca. |
418 | 00:23:41,724 | 00:23:42,769 | Listen up! | Listen up! |
419 | 00:23:45,032 | 00:23:46,729 | It took a long time | It took a long time |
420 | 00:23:47,077 | 00:23:49,906 | to get funding for this new wrestling mat. | to get funding for this new wrestling mat. |
421 | 00:23:51,517 | 00:23:53,954 | I want to see you treating it like your mom's best carpet. | I want to see you treating it like your mom's best carpet. |
422 | 00:23:57,697 | 00:23:58,654 | Carpenter! | Carpenter! |
423 | 00:24:00,090 | 00:24:01,570 | Hey, don't hurt him, Carp. | Hey, don't hurt him, Carp. |
424 | 00:24:01,831 | 00:24:03,050 | Get him, Carp. | Get him, Carp. |
425 | 00:24:06,096 | 00:24:09,056 | First time I did it was on my mom's best carpet. | First time I did it was on my mom's best carpet. |
426 | 00:24:09,099 | 00:24:11,145 | Left some rude rug burns on my knees. | Left some rude rug burns on my knees. |
427 | 00:24:11,406 | 00:24:14,409 | A small price to pay. I'd do it on asphalt. | A small price to pay. I'd do it on asphalt. |
428 | 00:24:14,453 | 00:24:16,367 | Oh, you like pain with your pleasure? | Oh, you like pain with your pleasure? |
429 | 00:24:16,411 | 00:24:19,283 | Hit on Hindenberg, she's the pleasure and he's the pain. | Hit on Hindenberg, she's the pleasure and he's the pain. |
430 | 00:24:19,327 | 00:24:22,417 | Leslie? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. | Leslie? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. |
431 | 00:24:26,813 | 00:24:27,944 | Holt! | Holt! |
432 | 00:24:28,989 | 00:24:31,034 | Since you don't need to listen to this, | Since you don't need to listen to this, |
433 | 00:24:31,513 | 00:24:33,863 | why don't you demonstrate a take-down on Pittman? | why don't you demonstrate a take-down on Pittman? |
434 | 00:24:34,734 | 00:24:37,650 | But Coach, he outweighs me by a hundred pounds. | But Coach, he outweighs me by a hundred pounds. |
435 | 00:24:38,259 | 00:24:39,826 | This is ridiculous! | This is ridiculous! |
436 | 00:24:40,870 | 00:24:42,306 | Easy, I don't wanna hurt you, Pittman. | Easy, I don't wanna hurt you, Pittman. |
437 | 00:24:44,570 | 00:24:47,268 | Come on, you guys, this ain't no sock hop. | Come on, you guys, this ain't no sock hop. |
438 | 00:24:47,703 | 00:24:50,053 | Come on! Come on! Come on! - Want blood? | Come on! Come on! Come on! - Want blood? |
439 | 00:24:50,097 | 00:24:51,707 | Get the leadout, come on now! | Get the leadout, come on now! |
440 | 00:24:52,099 | 00:24:53,404 | Shit! | Shit! |
441 | 00:24:55,885 | 00:24:58,235 | Oh, wow man, I'm sorry about your face. | Oh, wow man, I'm sorry about your face. |
442 | 00:24:58,845 | 00:25:00,847 | Get him off the mat! Get some towels! | Get him off the mat! Get some towels! |
443 | 00:25:00,890 | 00:25:02,152 | Stop that bleeding! | Stop that bleeding! |
444 | 00:25:02,196 | 00:25:03,806 | It's too late, Coach, I think he's dead. | It's too late, Coach, I think he's dead. |
445 | 00:25:03,850 | 00:25:06,330 | No, you idiot, my mat! | No, you idiot, my mat! |
446 | 00:25:21,171 | 00:25:23,783 | How about it, Max? Do I have the stuff to be a blue flamer? | How about it, Max? Do I have the stuff to be a blue flamer? |
447 | 00:25:24,044 | 00:25:25,959 | Well, you got the gas, Carp. | Well, you got the gas, Carp. |
448 | 00:25:26,002 | 00:25:27,308 | Uh, how 'bout a car? | Uh, how 'bout a car? |
449 | 00:25:27,830 | 00:25:29,353 | Well, Dad says I can have it back | Well, Dad says I can have it back |
450 | 00:25:29,397 | 00:25:30,746 | as soon as I pay for the paint job. | as soon as I pay for the paint job. |
451 | 00:25:31,138 | 00:25:33,314 | So, cough up the bucks, and then we'll talk. | So, cough up the bucks, and then we'll talk. |
452 | 00:25:33,619 | 00:25:34,707 | Okay. | Okay. |
453 | 00:25:36,622 | 00:25:40,364 | Alan, do you think your brother could get me a job over at the Lorelei? | Alan, do you think your brother could get me a job over at the Lorelei? |
454 | 00:25:40,408 | 00:25:42,976 | Please? - I'll see what I can do. | Please? - I'll see what I can do. |
455 | 00:25:43,019 | 00:25:45,718 | I can hardly wait to see what happens when you meet... | I can hardly wait to see what happens when you meet... |
456 | 00:25:46,109 | 00:25:49,373 | the fascinating flatworm. | the fascinating flatworm. |
457 | 00:25:49,417 | 00:25:51,985 | Like the sea squirt, it can reproduce asexually. | Like the sea squirt, it can reproduce asexually. |
458 | 00:25:52,028 | 00:25:55,684 | Sometimes, the tail decides not to follow the head and presto! | Sometimes, the tail decides not to follow the head and presto! |
459 | 00:25:57,207 | 00:25:59,514 | The worm's torn in two. This is self-mutilation. | The worm's torn in two. This is self-mutilation. |
460 | 00:25:59,862 | 00:26:02,125 | Each part then regenerates a whole worm. | Each part then regenerates a whole worm. |
461 | 00:26:02,169 | 00:26:05,302 | Reproduction has taken place asexually. | Reproduction has taken place asexually. |
462 | 00:26:06,608 | 00:26:07,740 | Oh, here he is. | Oh, here he is. |
463 | 00:26:07,783 | 00:26:09,002 | Eric March. | Eric March. |
464 | 00:26:10,830 | 00:26:14,007 | Eric March, this is your fourth tardy this week. | Eric March, this is your fourth tardy this week. |
465 | 00:26:14,485 | 00:26:16,357 | Please go to your lab station immediately. | Please go to your lab station immediately. |
466 | 00:26:16,400 | 00:26:17,880 | Yeah, we be cutting some worms. | Yeah, we be cutting some worms. |
467 | 00:26:20,535 | 00:26:22,755 | Violent effect, man, real New Wave. | Violent effect, man, real New Wave. |
468 | 00:26:25,279 | 00:26:27,803 | Hey, yo, Hindenberg. Why don't you sit down | Hey, yo, Hindenberg. Why don't you sit down |
469 | 00:26:27,847 | 00:26:29,675 | and take a load off your mind? | and take a load off your mind? |
470 | 00:26:31,415 | 00:26:33,983 | Damn it, Pittman! | Damn it, Pittman! |
471 | 00:26:34,027 | 00:26:35,202 | Mr. Pittman! | Mr. Pittman! |
472 | 00:26:35,724 | 00:26:41,121 | Mr. Pittman, please. Please give me that... balloon. | Mr. Pittman, please. Please give me that... balloon. |
473 | 00:26:48,476 | 00:26:50,565 | You may now begin to mutilate your flatworms. | You may now begin to mutilate your flatworms. |
474 | 00:26:56,745 | 00:26:58,747 | So, you're scoping out the new girl, eh? | So, you're scoping out the new girl, eh? |
475 | 00:26:58,791 | 00:26:59,835 | Who? | Who? |
476 | 00:26:59,879 | 00:27:01,271 | The one with the X-rated bod. | The one with the X-rated bod. |
477 | 00:27:01,924 | 00:27:03,883 | No, I was talkin' to Sharon. | No, I was talkin' to Sharon. |
478 | 00:27:07,887 | 00:27:10,280 | The guy's unconscious, she's all yours. | The guy's unconscious, she's all yours. |
479 | 00:27:10,585 | 00:27:13,109 | You snooze, you lose. Go. | You snooze, you lose. Go. |
480 | 00:27:18,462 | 00:27:19,855 | So, what do you think of Nixon? | So, what do you think of Nixon? |
481 | 00:27:19,899 | 00:27:21,683 | So far, it's mayo on white all the way, | So far, it's mayo on white all the way, |
482 | 00:27:21,727 | 00:27:23,293 | and I thought Cleveland was straight. | and I thought Cleveland was straight. |
483 | 00:27:23,598 | 00:27:26,122 | Try eatin' your lunch on the football field someday. | Try eatin' your lunch on the football field someday. |
484 | 00:27:26,166 | 00:27:28,603 | If the wind's blowin' just right half the town gets stoned. | If the wind's blowin' just right half the town gets stoned. |
485 | 00:27:28,647 | 00:27:30,605 | How 'bout you, buddy, do you puff up? | How 'bout you, buddy, do you puff up? |
486 | 00:27:31,171 | 00:27:33,608 | No, that stuff kinda puts me to sleep. | No, that stuff kinda puts me to sleep. |
487 | 00:27:33,956 | 00:27:37,177 | Uh-huh, no puff-puff, huh? | Uh-huh, no puff-puff, huh? |
488 | 00:27:37,525 | 00:27:39,309 | You always look so spacey. | You always look so spacey. |
489 | 00:27:39,701 | 00:27:42,443 | I guess I'm just naturally hard... high. | I guess I'm just naturally hard... high. |
490 | 00:27:43,487 | 00:27:45,315 | Well, that's okay too, I guess. | Well, that's okay too, I guess. |
491 | 00:27:45,925 | 00:27:48,884 | Excuse me, people get stoned | Excuse me, people get stoned |
492 | 00:27:49,189 | 00:27:50,581 | for doing something such as this? | for doing something such as this? |
493 | 00:27:50,625 | 00:27:53,672 | It seems cruel and unusual punishment. | It seems cruel and unusual punishment. |
494 | 00:27:53,715 | 00:27:56,152 | No, Farouk, getting stoned is like smoking pot. | No, Farouk, getting stoned is like smoking pot. |
495 | 00:27:56,196 | 00:27:57,763 | Grass? - Yeah. | Grass? - Yeah. |
496 | 00:27:57,806 | 00:27:58,677 | Oh. | Oh. |
497 | 00:28:01,027 | 00:28:02,724 | My dad was talking about you last night. | My dad was talking about you last night. |
498 | 00:28:02,768 | 00:28:03,986 | He said you're pro material. | He said you're pro material. |
499 | 00:28:04,508 | 00:28:05,640 | Yeah, I have a good arm. | Yeah, I have a good arm. |
500 | 00:28:06,032 | 00:28:08,861 | He says you really stand out, a real team leader. | He says you really stand out, a real team leader. |
501 | 00:28:09,513 | 00:28:10,601 | He said that? | He said that? |
502 | 00:28:10,645 | 00:28:12,473 | He treats me like pond scum | He treats me like pond scum |
503 | 00:28:12,516 | 00:28:13,822 | 'cause I won't go out for football. | 'cause I won't go out for football. |
504 | 00:28:13,866 | 00:28:15,519 | Oh, you've got it all wrong. | Oh, you've got it all wrong. |
505 | 00:28:15,563 | 00:28:17,739 | You remind him of him when he was younger. | You remind him of him when he was younger. |
506 | 00:28:17,783 | 00:28:18,871 | He really likes you. | He really likes you. |
507 | 00:28:19,175 | 00:28:20,307 | Could have fooled me. | Could have fooled me. |
508 | 00:28:21,003 | 00:28:23,397 | So, I was thinking that if you're not doing anything | So, I was thinking that if you're not doing anything |
509 | 00:28:23,440 | 00:28:24,790 | Friday night, maybe we could go out. | Friday night, maybe we could go out. |
510 | 00:28:26,487 | 00:28:30,360 | Yeah, that sounds okay, except that my Trans-Am's in the shop. | Yeah, that sounds okay, except that my Trans-Am's in the shop. |
511 | 00:28:31,013 | 00:28:33,320 | That's OK, I'll pick you up in my vulva... Volvo. | That's OK, I'll pick you up in my vulva... Volvo. |
512 | 00:28:34,756 | 00:28:36,062 | In that case, you're on. | In that case, you're on. |
513 | 00:28:41,502 | 00:28:43,112 | Her vulva! | Her vulva! |
514 | 00:28:45,636 | 00:28:47,116 | So, how'd you make out with Liz? | So, how'd you make out with Liz? |
515 | 00:28:47,595 | 00:28:49,815 | I think she's a loadie. - So? | I think she's a loadie. - So? |
516 | 00:28:50,424 | 00:28:52,426 | Just can't get the hang of these worms. | Just can't get the hang of these worms. |
517 | 00:28:52,731 | 00:28:54,950 | There's less resistance when they're semi-conscious. | There's less resistance when they're semi-conscious. |
518 | 00:28:58,432 | 00:29:02,044 | We now return to... Sands of Time. | We now return to... Sands of Time. |
519 | 00:29:04,394 | 00:29:07,528 | Why, Matt. This is a surprise. Can I get you a drink? | Why, Matt. This is a surprise. Can I get you a drink? |
520 | 00:29:07,571 | 00:29:10,836 | Max? Max, I need to talk to you, honey. | Max? Max, I need to talk to you, honey. |
521 | 00:29:10,879 | 00:29:13,360 | I am very concerned about Farouk. | I am very concerned about Farouk. |
522 | 00:29:13,403 | 00:29:16,319 | He's been slightly under the weather lately. | He's been slightly under the weather lately. |
523 | 00:29:17,059 | 00:29:20,802 | And... and I'm afraid he feels somehow different from the rest of you boys. | And... and I'm afraid he feels somehow different from the rest of you boys. |
524 | 00:29:20,846 | 00:29:23,587 | Face it, Mom, how many guys at Nixon pray during fourth period? | Face it, Mom, how many guys at Nixon pray during fourth period? |
525 | 00:29:24,197 | 00:29:27,809 | Well, as his AFS sponsor, I can't help feeling responsible | Well, as his AFS sponsor, I can't help feeling responsible |
526 | 00:29:27,853 | 00:29:29,637 | for the way he'll remember the United States. | for the way he'll remember the United States. |
527 | 00:29:30,159 | 00:29:33,249 | These are impression she will carry with him for life. | These are impression she will carry with him for life. |
528 | 00:29:33,641 | 00:29:35,904 | Perhaps you should ask him to join your bridge club. | Perhaps you should ask him to join your bridge club. |
529 | 00:29:35,948 | 00:29:37,950 | I want you to take him with you tonight, Max. | I want you to take him with you tonight, Max. |
530 | 00:29:37,993 | 00:29:39,125 | I have a date tonight! | I have a date tonight! |
531 | 00:29:39,647 | 00:29:41,388 | And I don't know about in Abu Dhabi, | And I don't know about in Abu Dhabi, |
532 | 00:29:41,431 | 00:29:44,608 | but in the good old USA, only two people at a time go on a date. | but in the good old USA, only two people at a time go on a date. |
533 | 00:29:45,218 | 00:29:48,525 | Farouk hasn't had one single date since he's been here, Max. | Farouk hasn't had one single date since he's been here, Max. |
534 | 00:29:48,569 | 00:29:51,137 | Well, I can't imagine why. He's had more offers in three weeks | Well, I can't imagine why. He's had more offers in three weeks |
535 | 00:29:51,180 | 00:29:52,181 | than I've had in three years. | than I've had in three years. |
536 | 00:29:52,791 | 00:29:55,271 | Please. Reach out, Max. | Please. Reach out, Max. |
537 | 00:29:56,272 | 00:29:58,405 | Oh, hello, you must be Leslie. | Oh, hello, you must be Leslie. |
538 | 00:29:58,448 | 00:29:59,319 | Hi, Mrs. Holt. | Hi, Mrs. Holt. |
539 | 00:30:01,451 | 00:30:03,323 | Hi, Max. - Hi. | Hi, Max. - Hi. |
540 | 00:30:05,499 | 00:30:06,674 | You mind if Farouk joins us? | You mind if Farouk joins us? |
541 | 00:30:11,287 | 00:30:15,074 | In Abu Dhabi, women sit in ass of car. | In Abu Dhabi, women sit in ass of car. |
542 | 00:30:16,118 | 00:30:17,554 | Fascinating, Farouk. | Fascinating, Farouk. |
543 | 00:30:23,125 | 00:30:24,213 | Peaceful pastures. | Peaceful pastures. |
544 | 00:30:43,885 | 00:30:44,930 | Is this our destination? | Is this our destination? |
545 | 00:30:45,713 | 00:30:48,194 | Ah, yes, Peaceful Pastures. Max tell me all about this place. | Ah, yes, Peaceful Pastures. Max tell me all about this place. |
546 | 00:30:48,237 | 00:30:49,543 | It's where people come, park the car | It's where people come, park the car |
547 | 00:30:49,586 | 00:30:50,892 | and make sneaky sex, no? | and make sneaky sex, no? |
548 | 00:30:53,677 | 00:30:55,244 | You might not believe this, | You might not believe this, |
549 | 00:30:55,288 | 00:30:58,073 | but I come here a lot to meditate about life and death. | but I come here a lot to meditate about life and death. |
550 | 00:30:59,205 | 00:31:00,946 | Could we talk about something else? | Could we talk about something else? |
551 | 00:31:13,436 | 00:31:16,787 | Um, in Abu Dhabi, we have a game. | Um, in Abu Dhabi, we have a game. |
552 | 00:31:17,179 | 00:31:21,618 | It's called, uh, how you say... "Sit on the Bottle." | It's called, uh, how you say... "Sit on the Bottle." |
553 | 00:31:22,184 | 00:31:23,969 | Farouk, isn't it prayer time in Abu Dhabi? | Farouk, isn't it prayer time in Abu Dhabi? |
554 | 00:31:24,012 | 00:31:25,796 | No, no, no, no, sun is down. | No, no, no, no, sun is down. |
555 | 00:31:26,319 | 00:31:28,016 | It's up in Abu Dhabi. | It's up in Abu Dhabi. |
556 | 00:31:28,799 | 00:31:31,715 | Oh, oh, okay, I get you now, Max. | Oh, oh, okay, I get you now, Max. |
557 | 00:31:32,194 | 00:31:33,152 | I go pray. | I go pray. |
558 | 00:31:33,587 | 00:31:36,677 | I go pray the coach not find out. | I go pray the coach not find out. |
559 | 00:31:42,074 | 00:31:43,727 | I thought he'd never take the hint. | I thought he'd never take the hint. |
560 | 00:31:44,685 | 00:31:46,339 | Let's not waste any more time. | Let's not waste any more time. |
561 | 00:31:48,080 | 00:31:52,171 | Uh, Leslie, uh, this might not be the time to mention it but... | Uh, Leslie, uh, this might not be the time to mention it but... |
562 | 00:31:52,214 | 00:31:54,129 | Um... | Um... |
563 | 00:31:55,478 | 00:31:58,481 | Your father said that he would castrate anybody that laid a hand on you. | Your father said that he would castrate anybody that laid a hand on you. |
564 | 00:31:58,525 | 00:31:59,874 | Oh, you know he didn't mean it. | Oh, you know he didn't mean it. |
565 | 00:31:59,918 | 00:32:03,095 | Oh. Well, um, me and the guys, | Oh. Well, um, me and the guys, |
566 | 00:32:03,399 | 00:32:04,357 | we weren't sure. | we weren't sure. |
567 | 00:32:05,097 | 00:32:06,925 | Max, we're all alone. | Max, we're all alone. |
568 | 00:32:07,186 | 00:32:09,101 | We may never pass this way again. | We may never pass this way again. |
569 | 00:32:09,840 | 00:32:11,755 | Let's not talk about Daddy. | Let's not talk about Daddy. |
570 | 00:32:31,471 | 00:32:32,646 | Oh shit. | Oh shit. |
571 | 00:32:35,736 | 00:32:37,564 | It's about time he goes for my bra. | It's about time he goes for my bra. |
572 | 00:32:40,480 | 00:32:42,482 | Oh, my God, the hook's in the front. | Oh, my God, the hook's in the front. |
573 | 00:32:46,051 | 00:32:47,966 | He'll never figure this out. | He'll never figure this out. |
574 | 00:32:51,447 | 00:32:53,928 | Oh, God, now he thinks I do this for a living. | Oh, God, now he thinks I do this for a living. |
575 | 00:32:56,887 | 00:32:59,803 | My hip bone is killing me. | My hip bone is killing me. |
576 | 00:33:13,165 | 00:33:15,254 | OK, looks like he's gonna take the plunge. | OK, looks like he's gonna take the plunge. |
577 | 00:33:16,864 | 00:33:18,997 | Brace yourself for rapture. | Brace yourself for rapture. |
578 | 00:33:19,345 | 00:33:22,957 | Oh, Leslie! Oh no! | Oh, Leslie! Oh no! |
579 | 00:33:23,001 | 00:33:25,133 | Oh, no, no, no! | Oh, no, no, no! |
580 | 00:33:29,355 | 00:33:31,618 | I can't believe this, my dad is gonna kill me. | I can't believe this, my dad is gonna kill me. |
581 | 00:33:31,661 | 00:33:34,447 | No, he's gonna kill me! - Holy shit. | No, he's gonna kill me! - Holy shit. |
582 | 00:33:35,013 | 00:33:38,190 | Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! | Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! |
583 | 00:33:40,714 | 00:33:42,498 | Come on, you're slowin' down, Holt! | Come on, you're slowin' down, Holt! |
584 | 00:33:42,933 | 00:33:47,068 | I told him. Leslie Hindenberg is lethal nookie. | I told him. Leslie Hindenberg is lethal nookie. |
585 | 00:33:47,634 | 00:33:49,070 | What a way to go. | What a way to go. |
586 | 00:33:52,378 | 00:33:55,294 | Come on, Holt, up! Get on, move it, come on! | Come on, Holt, up! Get on, move it, come on! |
587 | 00:33:56,208 | 00:33:58,471 | Cross over, come on, come on! | Cross over, come on, come on! |
588 | 00:34:00,516 | 00:34:03,215 | Even if I do get off restriction before I die, | Even if I do get off restriction before I die, |
589 | 00:34:03,563 | 00:34:05,695 | no guy will ever come near me again. | no guy will ever come near me again. |
590 | 00:34:05,739 | 00:34:07,219 | I think you're overreacting. | I think you're overreacting. |
591 | 00:34:07,262 | 00:34:10,483 | You didn't see my dad. We're talking Godzilla on PCP. | You didn't see my dad. We're talking Godzilla on PCP. |
592 | 00:34:10,526 | 00:34:12,093 | The Volvo is demo'd. | The Volvo is demo'd. |
593 | 00:34:12,398 | 00:34:14,617 | That's nothing compared to what he did to Max! | That's nothing compared to what he did to Max! |
594 | 00:34:14,922 | 00:34:16,750 | Okay, write off the guys at Nixon. | Okay, write off the guys at Nixon. |
595 | 00:34:16,793 | 00:34:17,925 | Who else do you know? | Who else do you know? |
596 | 00:34:18,926 | 00:34:20,754 | There's always Richard from Filmore. | There's always Richard from Filmore. |
597 | 00:34:21,059 | 00:34:22,973 | You mean, Richard, Pittman's brother? | You mean, Richard, Pittman's brother? |
598 | 00:34:23,539 | 00:34:25,672 | You guys broke up two years ago. | You guys broke up two years ago. |
599 | 00:34:25,715 | 00:34:28,022 | Only because I wouldn't let him get past second base. | Only because I wouldn't let him get past second base. |
600 | 00:34:28,283 | 00:34:31,373 | Ha. I thought it was because he had the personality of a bobby-pin. | Ha. I thought it was because he had the personality of a bobby-pin. |
601 | 00:34:32,026 | 00:34:34,072 | He wanted me desperately, Mel. | He wanted me desperately, Mel. |
602 | 00:34:34,855 | 00:34:36,813 | And he doesn't have my dad for PE. | And he doesn't have my dad for PE. |
603 | 00:34:39,077 | 00:34:40,295 | Isn't that Liz? | Isn't that Liz? |
604 | 00:34:40,339 | 00:34:42,906 | God, who'd ever thoughther dad's a cop? | God, who'd ever thoughther dad's a cop? |
605 | 00:34:42,950 | 00:34:44,517 | No wonder she's so wild. | No wonder she's so wild. |
606 | 00:34:45,126 | 00:34:46,475 | Hi, girls! | Hi, girls! |
607 | 00:34:52,699 | 00:34:54,179 | You know what the estimate is? | You know what the estimate is? |
608 | 00:34:55,136 | 00:34:56,442 | Twelve hundred big ones. | Twelve hundred big ones. |
609 | 00:34:57,051 | 00:34:59,271 | But she's been so angelic this past month. | But she's been so angelic this past month. |
610 | 00:34:59,314 | 00:35:01,229 | Doing the dishes without being asked. | Doing the dishes without being asked. |
611 | 00:35:01,273 | 00:35:03,927 | She even offered to polish my spoon collection. | She even offered to polish my spoon collection. |
612 | 00:35:05,277 | 00:35:06,452 | A graveyard. | A graveyard. |
613 | 00:35:07,496 | 00:35:10,456 | What in the hell were they doing in a goddamn graveyard? | What in the hell were they doing in a goddamn graveyard? |
614 | 00:35:10,717 | 00:35:13,415 | They were teaching Farouk the American way of death, like she said. | They were teaching Farouk the American way of death, like she said. |
615 | 00:35:13,459 | 00:35:15,113 | Now, what would the three of them do? | Now, what would the three of them do? |
616 | 00:35:16,549 | 00:35:18,638 | I know what I'd do in a graveyard with you. | I know what I'd do in a graveyard with you. |
617 | 00:35:22,207 | 00:35:23,512 | Oh, Lester. | Oh, Lester. |
618 | 00:35:23,773 | 00:35:28,474 | Lester, she's been so, so good this past month. | Lester, she's been so, so good this past month. |
619 | 00:35:28,517 | 00:35:32,086 | I just, I just hate to... to ruin it. | I just, I just hate to... to ruin it. |
620 | 00:35:32,347 | 00:35:35,176 | You know? Take her off restriction. | You know? Take her off restriction. |
621 | 00:35:35,437 | 00:35:36,612 | Oh, Lester. | Oh, Lester. |
622 | 00:35:36,960 | 00:35:38,919 | Oh, June... | Oh, June... |
623 | 00:35:40,442 | 00:35:43,141 | You know when you do this to me, you always get your way. | You know when you do this to me, you always get your way. |
624 | 00:35:48,189 | 00:35:51,323 | "Young white male seeks bisexual white female twins | "Young white male seeks bisexual white female twins |
625 | 00:35:51,366 | 00:35:52,976 | with taste for parmesan cheese." | with taste for parmesan cheese." |
626 | 00:35:53,020 | 00:35:54,282 | Check it out. | Check it out. |
627 | 00:35:54,717 | 00:35:56,589 | Sometimes it's easier to do it with a stranger. | Sometimes it's easier to do it with a stranger. |
628 | 00:35:57,329 | 00:35:58,982 | You're not suggesting I'm this desperate? | You're not suggesting I'm this desperate? |
629 | 00:35:59,418 | 00:36:01,768 | No. Just 'cause it's Date Night USA | No. Just 'cause it's Date Night USA |
630 | 00:36:01,811 | 00:36:03,857 | and you're spending it with your brother here at the Lorelei. | and you're spending it with your brother here at the Lorelei. |
631 | 00:36:05,554 | 00:36:07,208 | "Have uniform, will travel. | "Have uniform, will travel. |
632 | 00:36:08,253 | 00:36:12,126 | Experienced nurse seeks inexperienced male for hands-on training. | Experienced nurse seeks inexperienced male for hands-on training. |
633 | 00:36:12,692 | 00:36:16,086 | Call Inga at 555-5756." | Call Inga at 555-5756." |
634 | 00:36:16,130 | 00:36:17,218 | Gimme my zombie. | Gimme my zombie. |
635 | 00:36:19,002 | 00:36:20,830 | Eight hours in this hell hole | Eight hours in this hell hole |
636 | 00:36:20,874 | 00:36:23,398 | for five dollars and sixty-three cents. | for five dollars and sixty-three cents. |
637 | 00:36:23,442 | 00:36:26,314 | Cheer up, Sunshine, didn't Ranada say something about a raise? | Cheer up, Sunshine, didn't Ranada say something about a raise? |
638 | 00:36:26,358 | 00:36:30,100 | Oh, that slimy cheesebag, he wants to talk it over in a room. | Oh, that slimy cheesebag, he wants to talk it over in a room. |
639 | 00:36:30,405 | 00:36:33,191 | Man, he tries anything, I mace his face. | Man, he tries anything, I mace his face. |
640 | 00:36:35,671 | 00:36:38,152 | Look at it this way, at least the nurse would be enthusiastic. | Look at it this way, at least the nurse would be enthusiastic. |
641 | 00:36:47,944 | 00:36:48,989 | Hello. | Hello. |
642 | 00:36:49,032 | 00:36:51,905 | Hello, may I please speak to Inga? | Hello, may I please speak to Inga? |
643 | 00:36:52,210 | 00:36:53,733 | Jah, this is Inga Borg. | Jah, this is Inga Borg. |
644 | 00:36:54,429 | 00:36:56,823 | Uh, yeah, I'm calling about your ad in the... | Uh, yeah, I'm calling about your ad in the... |
645 | 00:36:58,128 | 00:37:01,480 | Jah, sure. What is your name? How old are you? | Jah, sure. What is your name? How old are you? |
646 | 00:37:01,523 | 00:37:03,873 | And, uh, do you have any infectious diseases? | And, uh, do you have any infectious diseases? |
647 | 00:37:03,917 | 00:37:05,614 | Uh, my name is Alan. | Uh, my name is Alan. |
648 | 00:37:06,180 | 00:37:09,836 | I'll be 18 in June and I don't have herpes. | I'll be 18 in June and I don't have herpes. |
649 | 00:37:09,879 | 00:37:12,404 | Uh, tonight is available, can you get a room? | Uh, tonight is available, can you get a room? |
650 | 00:37:12,447 | 00:37:13,970 | Not now, Gunnar. | Not now, Gunnar. |
651 | 00:37:14,014 | 00:37:14,928 | Uh... | Uh... |
652 | 00:37:15,189 | 00:37:17,060 | Just come to lounge at the Lorelei | Just come to lounge at the Lorelei |
653 | 00:37:17,104 | 00:37:19,237 | and ask the bartender for the room number. | and ask the bartender for the room number. |
654 | 00:37:19,280 | 00:37:20,194 | Goodbye. | Goodbye. |
655 | 00:37:25,199 | 00:37:28,028 | So, how does one go about getting a room? | So, how does one go about getting a room? |
656 | 00:37:28,855 | 00:37:30,160 | Gimme a shooter. | Gimme a shooter. |
657 | 00:37:31,597 | 00:37:33,903 | You know, I spent an hour in the john in 319, | You know, I spent an hour in the john in 319, |
658 | 00:37:33,947 | 00:37:35,296 | and it's still backed up! | and it's still backed up! |
659 | 00:37:35,688 | 00:37:38,821 | I have had enough of this roach motel for one day. | I have had enough of this roach motel for one day. |
660 | 00:37:44,349 | 00:37:47,134 | Three nineteen is yours. Get the master key from Carp. | Three nineteen is yours. Get the master key from Carp. |
661 | 00:37:47,439 | 00:37:48,570 | Where's he now? | Where's he now? |
662 | 00:37:52,661 | 00:37:53,967 | Does that answer your question? | Does that answer your question? |
663 | 00:37:55,403 | 00:37:56,578 | I wonder what's keeping Inga. | I wonder what's keeping Inga. |
664 | 00:37:56,622 | 00:37:58,841 | I'll go see if the coast is clear, okay? | I'll go see if the coast is clear, okay? |
665 | 00:38:05,413 | 00:38:07,154 | Good evening, Mr. Ranada. | Good evening, Mr. Ranada. |
666 | 00:38:07,197 | 00:38:08,808 | Is everything under control, Carpenter? | Is everything under control, Carpenter? |
667 | 00:38:08,851 | 00:38:11,376 | It's all hunky-dory, sir. Except for the toilet. | It's all hunky-dory, sir. Except for the toilet. |
668 | 00:38:11,419 | 00:38:12,942 | I wouldn't go in there if I were you! | I wouldn't go in there if I were you! |
669 | 00:38:13,378 | 00:38:16,511 | Carpenter! - Sir, I can explain everything. | Carpenter! - Sir, I can explain everything. |
670 | 00:38:16,555 | 00:38:18,208 | I see you been talkin' to Sunshine. | I see you been talkin' to Sunshine. |
671 | 00:38:18,644 | 00:38:20,820 | I really dig the bubbly, nice touch, kid. | I really dig the bubbly, nice touch, kid. |
672 | 00:38:21,429 | 00:38:22,996 | I aim to please, sir. | I aim to please, sir. |
673 | 00:38:23,039 | 00:38:24,171 | TV workin'? | TV workin'? |
674 | 00:38:24,737 | 00:38:27,130 | Shit-sape, sir. I mean, ship-sate! | Shit-sape, sir. I mean, ship-sate! |
675 | 00:38:27,174 | 00:38:28,523 | Whatever, Carpenter, whatever. | Whatever, Carpenter, whatever. |
676 | 00:38:29,132 | 00:38:32,614 | When you see Sunshine, tell her Mr. Goodbar is waitin' on her. | When you see Sunshine, tell her Mr. Goodbar is waitin' on her. |
677 | 00:38:33,572 | 00:38:36,139 | OK, pronto, sir. Have a swell evening, now. | OK, pronto, sir. Have a swell evening, now. |
678 | 00:38:39,012 | 00:38:41,057 | Let it beat and let it bleed. | Let it beat and let it bleed. |
679 | 00:38:51,981 | 00:38:54,593 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
680 | 00:38:57,596 | 00:39:01,034 | ♪ I'm a sentimental kinda guy | ♪ I'm a sentimental kinda guy |
681 | 00:39:01,077 | 00:39:03,253 | ♪ Kinda timid Even a little shy ♪ | ♪ Kinda timid Even a little shy ♪ |
682 | 00:39:03,297 | 00:39:04,864 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
683 | 00:39:09,956 | 00:39:11,784 | You're early, my little raisinette. | You're early, my little raisinette. |
684 | 00:39:12,437 | 00:39:14,700 | Oh, no, I always come on time. | Oh, no, I always come on time. |
685 | 00:39:14,743 | 00:39:15,614 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
686 | 00:39:16,354 | 00:39:18,443 | If only all women could say the same. | If only all women could say the same. |
687 | 00:39:22,272 | 00:39:24,274 | You dressed up for Doctor Ranada, | You dressed up for Doctor Ranada, |
688 | 00:39:24,318 | 00:39:25,711 | I like that. | I like that. |
689 | 00:39:25,754 | 00:39:27,887 | You sound older than you did on the phone. | You sound older than you did on the phone. |
690 | 00:39:30,019 | 00:39:30,977 | Sunshine? | Sunshine? |
691 | 00:39:31,673 | 00:39:32,761 | Alan? | Alan? |
692 | 00:39:34,589 | 00:39:35,808 | What the hell. | What the hell. |
693 | 00:39:38,332 | 00:39:39,464 | Prick. | Prick. |
694 | 00:39:41,074 | 00:39:42,336 | You want something else, Sunshine? | You want something else, Sunshine? |
695 | 00:39:42,597 | 00:39:44,033 | On the house, of course. | On the house, of course. |
696 | 00:39:44,512 | 00:39:46,209 | Okay, hit me. | Okay, hit me. |
697 | 00:39:49,387 | 00:39:51,563 | I have not had so much fun, | I have not had so much fun, |
698 | 00:39:51,606 | 00:39:54,653 | since Ranada broke his pinky in the cash register. | since Ranada broke his pinky in the cash register. |
699 | 00:39:56,742 | 00:39:58,874 | Too bad it wasn't his schlong. | Too bad it wasn't his schlong. |
700 | 00:40:00,223 | 00:40:02,617 | Jah! | Jah! |
701 | 00:40:02,661 | 00:40:04,663 | You respond well to discipline. | You respond well to discipline. |
702 | 00:40:09,668 | 00:40:10,843 | Don't panic! | Don't panic! |
703 | 00:40:11,931 | 00:40:13,802 | Do it more, you bitch. | Do it more, you bitch. |
704 | 00:40:13,846 | 00:40:15,804 | God. | God. |
705 | 00:40:23,029 | 00:40:25,118 | No! No! Oh, jah! | No! No! Oh, jah! |
706 | 00:40:34,910 | 00:40:37,391 | Are you all right? | Are you all right? |
707 | 00:40:38,261 | 00:40:39,654 | God damn you, Carpenter. | God damn you, Carpenter. |
708 | 00:40:53,233 | 00:40:58,107 | The male squid swims frantically searching for a female to mate with. | The male squid swims frantically searching for a female to mate with. |
709 | 00:40:58,673 | 00:41:00,022 | The story of my life. | The story of my life. |
710 | 00:41:00,370 | 00:41:03,461 | Then the squid slips one of his long, supple tentacles | Then the squid slips one of his long, supple tentacles |
711 | 00:41:03,504 | 00:41:05,114 | deep inside his own mantle, | deep inside his own mantle, |
712 | 00:41:05,419 | 00:41:09,162 | and withdraws several gelatinous packages of sperm. | and withdraws several gelatinous packages of sperm. |
713 | 00:41:09,641 | 00:41:11,338 | Commonly known as jerking off. | Commonly known as jerking off. |
714 | 00:41:11,599 | 00:41:16,386 | "He then thrusts his sperm deep into the female's body cavity." | "He then thrusts his sperm deep into the female's body cavity." |
715 | 00:41:16,778 | 00:41:18,780 | Mmm, how romantic. | Mmm, how romantic. |
716 | 00:41:19,172 | 00:41:20,521 | What happened to foreplay? | What happened to foreplay? |
717 | 00:41:20,782 | 00:41:26,440 | The finale of this oceanic orgy. Yes, class, unfortunately, | The finale of this oceanic orgy. Yes, class, unfortunately, |
718 | 00:41:26,832 | 00:41:28,660 | all the squid expire. | all the squid expire. |
719 | 00:41:28,703 | 00:41:31,227 | Hey, Max, sounds like you and Hindenberg. | Hey, Max, sounds like you and Hindenberg. |
720 | 00:41:31,489 | 00:41:32,620 | Lights. | Lights. |
721 | 00:41:33,316 | 00:41:34,666 | Mr. Pittman. | Mr. Pittman. |
722 | 00:41:35,275 | 00:41:38,539 | Simply breathtaking, gave me goose pimples. | Simply breathtaking, gave me goose pimples. |
723 | 00:41:38,887 | 00:41:41,150 | Almost makes you wanna be a squid. | Almost makes you wanna be a squid. |
724 | 00:41:41,803 | 00:41:44,589 | All right, class, let's get to our lab stations. | All right, class, let's get to our lab stations. |
725 | 00:41:48,723 | 00:41:50,986 | Hey, Liz, where's your retainer? | Hey, Liz, where's your retainer? |
726 | 00:41:51,030 | 00:41:52,118 | Shut up, kid! | Shut up, kid! |
727 | 00:41:54,250 | 00:41:56,383 | Max, Pittman says the Blue Flamers | Max, Pittman says the Blue Flamers |
728 | 00:41:56,426 | 00:41:58,385 | are having their meeting at the drive-in this weekend. | are having their meeting at the drive-in this weekend. |
729 | 00:41:58,428 | 00:41:59,342 | So? | So? |
730 | 00:41:59,952 | 00:42:04,086 | Well, I paid off the paint job. I can get my dad's car! | Well, I paid off the paint job. I can get my dad's car! |
731 | 00:42:04,130 | 00:42:05,914 | Well, we'll take that into consideration, Carp, | Well, we'll take that into consideration, Carp, |
732 | 00:42:05,958 | 00:42:07,307 | whenever we discuss membership. | whenever we discuss membership. |
733 | 00:42:07,350 | 00:42:09,657 | All right, class, today you'll start dissecting | All right, class, today you'll start dissecting |
734 | 00:42:09,701 | 00:42:10,963 | your very own squid. | your very own squid. |
735 | 00:42:11,311 | 00:42:14,227 | After removing its mantle, be sure to determine its sex. | After removing its mantle, be sure to determine its sex. |
736 | 00:42:14,270 | 00:42:16,708 | And class, please be very careful with the gonads. | And class, please be very careful with the gonads. |
737 | 00:42:16,969 | 00:42:18,492 | They're quite delicate. | They're quite delicate. |
738 | 00:42:18,840 | 00:42:20,450 | You actually ate one of those? | You actually ate one of those? |
739 | 00:42:20,494 | 00:42:24,063 | Ah, squid. It's very good with ink. | Ah, squid. It's very good with ink. |
740 | 00:42:24,106 | 00:42:25,978 | I'll try anything, once. | I'll try anything, once. |
741 | 00:42:26,021 | 00:42:28,154 | Anything? I'll take you up on that this weekend. | Anything? I'll take you up on that this weekend. |
742 | 00:42:28,589 | 00:42:31,287 | You mean, like go out or somethin'? | You mean, like go out or somethin'? |
743 | 00:42:31,331 | 00:42:32,811 | Well, I was thinking about it. | Well, I was thinking about it. |
744 | 00:42:32,854 | 00:42:34,943 | There's something I'd like to talk to you about, alone. | There's something I'd like to talk to you about, alone. |
745 | 00:42:34,987 | 00:42:37,380 | It may be important. It's very important. | It may be important. It's very important. |
746 | 00:42:37,424 | 00:42:39,034 | It's more important than you think. | It's more important than you think. |
747 | 00:42:39,644 | 00:42:41,689 | Friday night okay? - Perfect. | Friday night okay? - Perfect. |
748 | 00:42:49,349 | 00:42:50,480 | Hello? | Hello? |
749 | 00:42:50,524 | 00:42:52,134 | Hello, may I please speak to Richard? | Hello, may I please speak to Richard? |
750 | 00:42:52,178 | 00:42:53,266 | Just a minute, dear. | Just a minute, dear. |
751 | 00:42:53,309 | 00:42:54,702 | Les? | Les? |
752 | 00:42:58,227 | 00:42:59,533 | Hello, Richard? | Hello, Richard? |
753 | 00:42:59,577 | 00:43:01,448 | Hi, this is Leslie Hindenberg. | Hi, this is Leslie Hindenberg. |
754 | 00:43:02,928 | 00:43:04,451 | Yeah, long time no see. | Yeah, long time no see. |
755 | 00:43:06,061 | 00:43:07,715 | The reason I'm calling is... | The reason I'm calling is... |
756 | 00:43:08,150 | 00:43:11,371 | I got to thinkin' about how much fun we used to have together. | I got to thinkin' about how much fun we used to have together. |
757 | 00:43:12,938 | 00:43:15,854 | And I thought maybe you'd like to get together, | And I thought maybe you'd like to get together, |
758 | 00:43:15,897 | 00:43:19,292 | you know, for old times' sake. Like maybe this weekend? | you know, for old times' sake. Like maybe this weekend? |
759 | 00:43:22,948 | 00:43:26,212 | Oh, I think we have lots to talk about, you know? | Oh, I think we have lots to talk about, you know? |
760 | 00:43:26,255 | 00:43:29,432 | I've matured a lot, Richard. | I've matured a lot, Richard. |
761 | 00:43:30,085 | 00:43:32,174 | Sure, I'll return your Van Halen records. | Sure, I'll return your Van Halen records. |
762 | 00:43:33,132 | 00:43:35,134 | Okay, great. I'll see you then. | Okay, great. I'll see you then. |
763 | 00:43:36,657 | 00:43:38,659 | Bye. - Talk about hard up! | Bye. - Talk about hard up! |
764 | 00:43:38,703 | 00:43:41,270 | Isn't he the one with the personality of a bobby-pin? | Isn't he the one with the personality of a bobby-pin? |
765 | 00:43:41,706 | 00:43:44,273 | I've changed, Jennifer, I'm sure he has too. | I've changed, Jennifer, I'm sure he has too. |
766 | 00:43:44,317 | 00:43:47,146 | Now, get out of here. Out, out, out! | Now, get out of here. Out, out, out! |
767 | 00:43:47,189 | 00:43:49,235 | Fine! | Fine! |
768 | 00:43:53,631 | 00:43:56,851 | Michael, the girls in the Flower brothel won't disappoint you. | Michael, the girls in the Flower brothel won't disappoint you. |
769 | 00:43:58,070 | 00:43:58,984 | The car! | The car! |
770 | 00:44:11,039 | 00:44:12,258 | Is there something wrong? | Is there something wrong? |
771 | 00:44:13,563 | 00:44:15,827 | Afraid so, Alan. I have something I have to tell you. | Afraid so, Alan. I have something I have to tell you. |
772 | 00:44:15,870 | 00:44:17,263 | It's Mushroom Malone, isn't it? | It's Mushroom Malone, isn't it? |
773 | 00:44:17,829 | 00:44:19,569 | No, it's worse than Mushroom. | No, it's worse than Mushroom. |
774 | 00:44:29,841 | 00:44:34,410 | Is something wrong? - Just... hold me, Richard. | Is something wrong? - Just... hold me, Richard. |
775 | 00:44:39,328 | 00:44:40,503 | Leslie, uh... | Leslie, uh... |
776 | 00:44:40,982 | 00:44:43,724 | You used to love it when I... kissed your neck, remember? | You used to love it when I... kissed your neck, remember? |
777 | 00:44:45,030 | 00:44:48,642 | And I remember when you used to kiss my ears. | And I remember when you used to kiss my ears. |
778 | 00:44:48,903 | 00:44:50,513 | It drove me crazy. | It drove me crazy. |
779 | 00:44:51,993 | 00:44:53,168 | Ow! | Ow! |
780 | 00:44:54,082 | 00:44:55,605 | When did you pierce your ears? | When did you pierce your ears? |
781 | 00:44:56,432 | 00:44:58,434 | Hey, fasten your seatbelts, Flamers! | Hey, fasten your seatbelts, Flamers! |
782 | 00:44:58,478 | 00:45:00,741 | I had Brussels sprouts, baked beans, | I had Brussels sprouts, baked beans, |
783 | 00:45:00,785 | 00:45:02,787 | and date bars for dinner. | and date bars for dinner. |
784 | 00:45:03,309 | 00:45:05,920 | I hadSwedish meatballs, lentil loaf, | I hadSwedish meatballs, lentil loaf, |
785 | 00:45:05,964 | 00:45:09,010 | marinated artichokes, bon-bons with prune whip! | marinated artichokes, bon-bons with prune whip! |
786 | 00:45:10,751 | 00:45:13,711 | Max, tell me now. What is this Blue Flamers? | Max, tell me now. What is this Blue Flamers? |
787 | 00:45:14,276 | 00:45:16,670 | I'm not who you think I am. There's a lot you don't know about me, | I'm not who you think I am. There's a lot you don't know about me, |
788 | 00:45:16,714 | 00:45:17,802 | a great deal, very much. | a great deal, very much. |
789 | 00:45:18,237 | 00:45:20,195 | Why pry? I know all I need to know. | Why pry? I know all I need to know. |
790 | 00:45:20,239 | 00:45:21,327 | No, you don't know. | No, you don't know. |
791 | 00:45:21,370 | 00:45:22,850 | I do know. - You may not wanna know. | I do know. - You may not wanna know. |
792 | 00:45:22,894 | 00:45:24,765 | What could I possible know that would make me know you | What could I possible know that would make me know you |
793 | 00:45:24,809 | 00:45:25,810 | better than I know you now? | better than I know you now? |
794 | 00:45:26,680 | 00:45:30,118 | Alan, I'm a narc. Police Officer. | Alan, I'm a narc. Police Officer. |
795 | 00:45:30,423 | 00:45:31,946 | When I finish my assignment at Nixon, | When I finish my assignment at Nixon, |
796 | 00:45:32,381 | 00:45:34,253 | Mushroom and 36 others are gonna be busted on Monday, | Mushroom and 36 others are gonna be busted on Monday, |
797 | 00:45:34,296 | 00:45:36,124 | and I'll be starting over again somewhere else. | and I'll be starting over again somewhere else. |
798 | 00:45:36,168 | 00:45:38,083 | Another high school, another district, another town. | Another high school, another district, another town. |
799 | 00:45:38,126 | 00:45:39,432 | That's what it means to be a narc. | That's what it means to be a narc. |
800 | 00:45:39,954 | 00:45:42,087 | You're the only one I'm gonna miss when I'm gone, Alan. | You're the only one I'm gonna miss when I'm gone, Alan. |
801 | 00:45:42,478 | 00:45:44,872 | Those pill heads and pot heads deserve what they get. | Those pill heads and pot heads deserve what they get. |
802 | 00:45:44,916 | 00:45:46,482 | A one-way ticket to the slammer. | A one-way ticket to the slammer. |
803 | 00:45:48,746 | 00:45:51,183 | Is anybody gonna know that it was me? | Is anybody gonna know that it was me? |
804 | 00:45:51,444 | 00:45:52,837 | Not unless you tell 'em. | Not unless you tell 'em. |
805 | 00:45:52,880 | 00:45:55,404 | Oh, no chance in hell. I can keep a secret. | Oh, no chance in hell. I can keep a secret. |
806 | 00:45:56,623 | 00:45:58,103 | I knew I could trust you, Alan. | I knew I could trust you, Alan. |
807 | 00:45:58,712 | 00:46:01,541 | And I had to tell you because, well, | And I had to tell you because, well, |
808 | 00:46:01,584 | 00:46:03,543 | even though I'm 30 and you're 17, | even though I'm 30 and you're 17, |
809 | 00:46:03,586 | 00:46:05,458 | I'm really attracted to you, Alan. | I'm really attracted to you, Alan. |
810 | 00:46:06,851 | 00:46:08,069 | Of course, having sex with a minor | Of course, having sex with a minor |
811 | 00:46:08,591 | 00:46:10,332 | could get me off the force and I have my career to consider. | could get me off the force and I have my career to consider. |
812 | 00:46:11,159 | 00:46:13,727 | But honestly, Alan, I get all hot and weak when I'm kissing you. | But honestly, Alan, I get all hot and weak when I'm kissing you. |
813 | 00:46:14,641 | 00:46:16,730 | Let's not talk about wasted youth, Alan. | Let's not talk about wasted youth, Alan. |
814 | 00:46:16,774 | 00:46:20,603 | Kiss me again and I'll throw this badge out the window and live for the now. | Kiss me again and I'll throw this badge out the window and live for the now. |
815 | 00:46:22,649 | 00:46:25,173 | Um, Liz, that is your name, isn't it? | Um, Liz, that is your name, isn't it? |
816 | 00:46:25,478 | 00:46:28,698 | It's Kathy. Reagan, no relation. | It's Kathy. Reagan, no relation. |
817 | 00:46:30,004 | 00:46:31,789 | I think I just wanna go home. | I think I just wanna go home. |
818 | 00:46:40,101 | 00:46:42,364 | Anybody got a light? - Light, light. | Anybody got a light? - Light, light. |
819 | 00:46:47,369 | 00:46:51,547 | To the eternal blue flame. | To the eternal blue flame. |
820 | 00:46:55,029 | 00:46:56,074 | Max, Max! | Max, Max! |
821 | 00:46:59,642 | 00:47:01,514 | Elmer, let's go. - I'm doin' it. | Elmer, let's go. - I'm doin' it. |
822 | 00:47:04,473 | 00:47:06,301 | Wait, wait, I think I've got one. | Wait, wait, I think I've got one. |
823 | 00:47:06,345 | 00:47:07,737 | Oh, shit! | Oh, shit! |
824 | 00:47:07,781 | 00:47:08,956 | It's probably a little poop! | It's probably a little poop! |
825 | 00:47:09,000 | 00:47:10,523 | Yeah a little poo, yeah! | Yeah a little poo, yeah! |
826 | 00:47:11,567 | 00:47:13,308 | Oh, my God. Look at that! | Oh, my God. Look at that! |
827 | 00:47:13,352 | 00:47:15,397 | Huh? Ah... | Huh? Ah... |
828 | 00:47:15,441 | 00:47:16,746 | He's on fire! | He's on fire! |
829 | 00:47:17,530 | 00:47:18,836 | Jerks. | Jerks. |
830 | 00:47:20,707 | 00:47:22,622 | You're sick! You guys are sick! | You're sick! You guys are sick! |
831 | 00:47:24,624 | 00:47:26,452 | I really wanna make it up to you. | I really wanna make it up to you. |
832 | 00:47:27,453 | 00:47:28,846 | Leslie, you don't have to do that. | Leslie, you don't have to do that. |
833 | 00:47:29,411 | 00:47:31,674 | But I want to, Richard. I want you. | But I want to, Richard. I want you. |
834 | 00:47:32,240 | 00:47:36,592 | I want... I wanna let you do everything I wouldn't let you do before. | I want... I wanna let you do everything I wouldn't let you do before. |
835 | 00:47:36,636 | 00:47:37,724 | Everything! | Everything! |
836 | 00:47:38,333 | 00:47:40,205 | Leslie! Leslie, I'm... | Leslie! Leslie, I'm... |
837 | 00:47:40,466 | 00:47:43,295 | I'm involved with somebody else, right now. | I'm involved with somebody else, right now. |
838 | 00:47:44,252 | 00:47:46,298 | I don't care if you marry her, Richard, | I don't care if you marry her, Richard, |
839 | 00:47:46,864 | 00:47:48,561 | I just wanna have you once. | I just wanna have you once. |
840 | 00:47:50,737 | 00:47:52,043 | Leslie, I can't! | Leslie, I can't! |
841 | 00:47:53,218 | 00:47:54,828 | Yes, you can, Richard. | Yes, you can, Richard. |
842 | 00:47:56,874 | 00:48:00,834 | Remember how you used to always want me to... | Remember how you used to always want me to... |
843 | 00:48:01,139 | 00:48:04,403 | What are you doing? Leslie, he wouldn't understand! | What are you doing? Leslie, he wouldn't understand! |
844 | 00:48:05,447 | 00:48:06,579 | He? | He? |
845 | 00:48:17,677 | 00:48:20,288 | Yeah, man, I feel mother lode settin' in. | Yeah, man, I feel mother lode settin' in. |
846 | 00:48:20,332 | 00:48:22,160 | I'm with you, I'm with you. | I'm with you, I'm with you. |
847 | 00:48:29,863 | 00:48:30,951 | Decent. | Decent. |
848 | 00:48:38,437 | 00:48:41,396 | "What's wrong with me, anyway? I never break out. | "What's wrong with me, anyway? I never break out. |
849 | 00:48:41,831 | 00:48:43,268 | I use a deodorant. | I use a deodorant. |
850 | 00:48:43,659 | 00:48:45,879 | People say I have a cute personality. | People say I have a cute personality. |
851 | 00:48:46,706 | 00:48:50,275 | But my sex appeal's enough to turn my old boyfriend off women. | But my sex appeal's enough to turn my old boyfriend off women. |
852 | 00:48:51,754 | 00:48:55,845 | I'm trying to be an easy lay. Doesn't that count anymore?" | I'm trying to be an easy lay. Doesn't that count anymore?" |
853 | 00:48:56,629 | 00:48:58,022 | Get in there! | Get in there! |
854 | 00:49:01,460 | 00:49:03,027 | Pittman, get your ass up here! | Pittman, get your ass up here! |
855 | 00:49:03,418 | 00:49:04,942 | Don't take it personally, Les. | Don't take it personally, Les. |
856 | 00:49:05,377 | 00:49:07,205 | According to my mom, a lot of guys these days | According to my mom, a lot of guys these days |
857 | 00:49:07,248 | 00:49:09,076 | can't get it up and get it in. | can't get it up and get it in. |
858 | 00:49:09,120 | 00:49:12,427 | For years, my dad's been telling me teenage boys want just one thing. | For years, my dad's been telling me teenage boys want just one thing. |
859 | 00:49:12,688 | 00:49:14,386 | I always thought he meant girls. | I always thought he meant girls. |
860 | 00:49:14,647 | 00:49:17,563 | Hey, Sharon, Miss Bismark says everyone suits up, | Hey, Sharon, Miss Bismark says everyone suits up, |
861 | 00:49:17,824 | 00:49:19,260 | even if you are menstruating. | even if you are menstruating. |
862 | 00:49:20,044 | 00:49:21,306 | I hate that word. | I hate that word. |
863 | 00:49:21,784 | 00:49:25,310 | My mom always says: "Is Aunt Tilly coming to visit?" | My mom always says: "Is Aunt Tilly coming to visit?" |
864 | 00:49:25,353 | 00:49:27,355 | ... Mine just calls it "the curse." | ... Mine just calls it "the curse." |
865 | 00:49:28,052 | 00:49:29,009 | Girls. | Girls. |
866 | 00:49:58,125 | 00:49:59,822 | Wanna catch pneumonia? | Wanna catch pneumonia? |
867 | 00:50:15,490 | 00:50:18,276 | Is it my imagination, or is Sharon Mondo pregnant? | Is it my imagination, or is Sharon Mondo pregnant? |
868 | 00:50:18,711 | 00:50:20,104 | You don't know that for sure. | You don't know that for sure. |
869 | 00:50:21,757 | 00:50:23,716 | Oh, yeah. Maybe it's just a tumor. | Oh, yeah. Maybe it's just a tumor. |
870 | 00:50:24,064 | 00:50:25,544 | Not funny, Mel. | Not funny, Mel. |
871 | 00:50:25,979 | 00:50:27,154 | I wonder who the daddy is. | I wonder who the daddy is. |
872 | 00:50:27,850 | 00:50:30,027 | Moby Dick! | Moby Dick! |
873 | 00:50:30,766 | 00:50:32,551 | Give it a rest, Pittman! | Give it a rest, Pittman! |
874 | 00:50:38,644 | 00:50:41,473 | That does it, Pittman! We're gonna see Porter right now! | That does it, Pittman! We're gonna see Porter right now! |
875 | 00:50:43,214 | 00:50:45,129 | OK, this is it! D-Day. | OK, this is it! D-Day. |
876 | 00:50:45,172 | 00:50:48,306 | All right, but listen now. I want you to remember your radio mic. | All right, but listen now. I want you to remember your radio mic. |
877 | 00:50:48,741 | 00:50:51,265 | You got guys sittin' in a van about two blocks from here, | You got guys sittin' in a van about two blocks from here, |
878 | 00:50:51,309 | 00:50:52,571 | if you get in any kind of trouble. | if you get in any kind of trouble. |
879 | 00:50:58,881 | 00:51:00,231 | Sharon, what's going on? | Sharon, what's going on? |
880 | 00:51:00,274 | 00:51:01,667 | Oh, I'm leaving school. | Oh, I'm leaving school. |
881 | 00:51:02,668 | 00:51:04,496 | Potatohead acted like I was contagious. | Potatohead acted like I was contagious. |
882 | 00:51:05,584 | 00:51:08,717 | I said: "Look buddy, there's no way you're gonna catch what I've got." | I said: "Look buddy, there's no way you're gonna catch what I've got." |
883 | 00:51:09,588 | 00:51:11,633 | You're kicked out? - He said school policy. | You're kicked out? - He said school policy. |
884 | 00:51:11,677 | 00:51:14,419 | Can transfer to night school. I said: "What about my job at the med center?" | Can transfer to night school. I said: "What about my job at the med center?" |
885 | 00:51:14,462 | 00:51:16,377 | He said, take it like a man. | He said, take it like a man. |
886 | 00:51:16,421 | 00:51:18,336 | That's not fair, ruin your whole life! | That's not fair, ruin your whole life! |
887 | 00:51:18,379 | 00:51:20,164 | Who's talking fair? We're in high school. | Who's talking fair? We're in high school. |
888 | 00:51:21,078 | 00:51:22,862 | Correction, I was in high school. | Correction, I was in high school. |
889 | 00:51:23,167 | 00:51:25,647 | So, uh, who's the father? - Just a guy. | So, uh, who's the father? - Just a guy. |
890 | 00:51:26,039 | 00:51:27,910 | He said: "I can't deal with this." | He said: "I can't deal with this." |
891 | 00:51:27,954 | 00:51:29,303 | I said: "That's cool with me." | I said: "That's cool with me." |
892 | 00:51:30,565 | 00:51:32,785 | Sharon, you don't have to tell me this if it'’s too personal, | Sharon, you don't have to tell me this if it'’s too personal, |
893 | 00:51:32,828 | 00:51:34,700 | but is it any good the first time? | but is it any good the first time? |
894 | 00:51:35,440 | 00:51:38,399 | It wasn't great, but we did it again and it got better. | It wasn't great, but we did it again and it got better. |
895 | 00:51:38,443 | 00:51:40,880 | Really? Wow. | Really? Wow. |
896 | 00:51:42,621 | 00:51:44,231 | Do you really want this baby? | Do you really want this baby? |
897 | 00:51:44,275 | 00:51:46,625 | Well, part of me says: "What a drag." | Well, part of me says: "What a drag." |
898 | 00:51:46,668 | 00:51:49,106 | Another part says: "You're a big girl, Sharon, | Another part says: "You're a big girl, Sharon, |
899 | 00:51:49,149 | 00:51:51,064 | you can handle this." And besides, | you can handle this." And besides, |
900 | 00:51:51,108 | 00:51:52,370 | then I'll have someone to talk to. | then I'll have someone to talk to. |
901 | 00:51:52,805 | 00:51:53,893 | God. | God. |
902 | 00:51:54,372 | 00:51:56,461 | I just wish the father would call once in a while. | I just wish the father would call once in a while. |
903 | 00:51:56,765 | 00:51:58,898 | I'll probably never see him now that I'm out of here. | I'll probably never see him now that I'm out of here. |
904 | 00:51:58,941 | 00:52:01,118 | You're not out of here yet! | You're not out of here yet! |
905 | 00:52:02,336 | 00:52:03,381 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
906 | 00:52:25,359 | 00:52:27,056 | "I've been very selfish. | "I've been very selfish. |
907 | 00:52:27,361 | 00:52:30,190 | I've been thinking sex was more important than anything. | I've been thinking sex was more important than anything. |
908 | 00:52:30,756 | 00:52:33,628 | I want to leave my mark in this world and it must be more | I want to leave my mark in this world and it must be more |
909 | 00:52:33,672 | 00:52:35,935 | than a wet spot in somebody's backseat." | than a wet spot in somebody's backseat." |
910 | 00:52:41,723 | 00:52:45,205 | Definitely the work of a genius. But is it art? | Definitely the work of a genius. But is it art? |
911 | 00:52:45,249 | 00:52:46,554 | Smells like Wacky Glue to me. | Smells like Wacky Glue to me. |
912 | 00:52:51,255 | 00:52:52,430 | Holy Jesus. | Holy Jesus. |
913 | 00:52:55,128 | 00:52:58,000 | Certainly, Sharon has a constitutional right to graduate, | Certainly, Sharon has a constitutional right to graduate, |
914 | 00:52:58,262 | 00:53:00,612 | but she can do that at night school as I told her. | but she can do that at night school as I told her. |
915 | 00:53:00,655 | 00:53:03,136 | But, she's not a threat to anybody else's education. | But, she's not a threat to anybody else's education. |
916 | 00:53:03,789 | 00:53:06,400 | High school is not a democracy, Leslie! | High school is not a democracy, Leslie! |
917 | 00:53:07,009 | 00:53:08,837 | Think of it as the Marines. | Think of it as the Marines. |
918 | 00:53:09,229 | 00:53:11,013 | Would the Russians take us seriously | Would the Russians take us seriously |
919 | 00:53:11,057 | 00:53:13,102 | if we let the non-coms call the shots? Hell no! | if we let the non-coms call the shots? Hell no! |
920 | 00:53:14,278 | 00:53:17,411 | First they'd... they'd laugh their heads off. | First they'd... they'd laugh their heads off. |
921 | 00:53:18,151 | 00:53:20,284 | And then, they'd air-mail the big one. | And then, they'd air-mail the big one. |
922 | 00:53:20,588 | 00:53:22,721 | I don't wanna start a war, Mr. Porter. | I don't wanna start a war, Mr. Porter. |
923 | 00:53:23,025 | 00:53:25,680 | I'd just like to see Sharon graduate with the rest of us. | I'd just like to see Sharon graduate with the rest of us. |
924 | 00:53:25,724 | 00:53:28,857 | But you bend over to accommodate one individual, | But you bend over to accommodate one individual, |
925 | 00:53:28,901 | 00:53:31,338 | and the next thing you know, you can't sit down for a month! | and the next thing you know, you can't sit down for a month! |
926 | 00:53:35,647 | 00:53:36,822 | You know what's going on out there? | You know what's going on out there? |
927 | 00:53:38,432 | 00:53:39,694 | No, I don't know. | No, I don't know. |
928 | 00:53:45,483 | 00:53:46,397 | OK. | OK. |
929 | 00:53:52,098 | 00:53:54,840 | Tears of joy streamed from little Tammy Larson's one eye, the other day, | Tears of joy streamed from little Tammy Larson's one eye, the other day, |
930 | 00:53:54,883 | 00:53:56,972 | when Santa Claus paid an early visit to her hospital bed. | when Santa Claus paid an early visit to her hospital bed. |
931 | 00:53:57,799 | 00:54:00,628 | Potatohead has no principles, just regulations. | Potatohead has no principles, just regulations. |
932 | 00:54:00,672 | 00:54:01,586 | Hold it, Les. | Hold it, Les. |
933 | 00:54:01,890 | 00:54:04,197 | The love of my life is speaking to me. | The love of my life is speaking to me. |
934 | 00:54:04,458 | 00:54:07,113 | The twinkle in Santa's eye will be just a memory for Tammy. | The twinkle in Santa's eye will be just a memory for Tammy. |
935 | 00:54:07,156 | 00:54:09,071 | So, there's a man with principles. | So, there's a man with principles. |
936 | 00:54:09,115 | 00:54:10,290 | You can see it in his eyes. | You can see it in his eyes. |
937 | 00:54:10,334 | 00:54:11,422 | ...may save her sight. | ...may save her sight. |
938 | 00:54:11,813 | 00:54:13,467 | The Larsons, however, have already exhausted... | The Larsons, however, have already exhausted... |
939 | 00:54:13,511 | 00:54:14,947 | Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? | Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? |
940 | 00:54:16,992 | 00:54:18,864 | The lights will get dimmer and dimmer for tiny Tammy | The lights will get dimmer and dimmer for tiny Tammy |
941 | 00:54:18,907 | 00:54:22,781 | until the final blackout, unless... unless you and I... | until the final blackout, unless... unless you and I... |
942 | 00:54:23,347 | 00:54:25,392 | I knew you'd understand, Mr. Vincent. | I knew you'd understand, Mr. Vincent. |
943 | 00:54:25,436 | 00:54:27,699 | It's a tragic story that needs to be heard. | It's a tragic story that needs to be heard. |
944 | 00:54:27,742 | 00:54:28,656 | Me? | Me? |
945 | 00:54:29,788 | 00:54:32,181 | I'm a highly placed person at Nixon, | I'm a highly placed person at Nixon, |
946 | 00:54:32,225 | 00:54:34,183 | you can just think of me as Deep Throat. | you can just think of me as Deep Throat. |
947 | 00:54:38,187 | 00:54:39,363 | Meet you in person? | Meet you in person? |
948 | 00:54:40,320 | 00:54:42,583 | At the Lorelei? All right. | At the Lorelei? All right. |
949 | 00:54:45,238 | 00:54:46,457 | Goodbye, Mr. Vincent. | Goodbye, Mr. Vincent. |
950 | 00:54:47,719 | 00:54:48,633 | Ted. | Ted. |
951 | 00:54:49,764 | 00:54:52,245 | Did you hear that? He said: "Just call me Ted!" | Did you hear that? He said: "Just call me Ted!" |
952 | 00:54:52,289 | 00:54:54,856 | Oh, my God! I'm so happy for you, I could kill you! | Oh, my God! I'm so happy for you, I could kill you! |
953 | 00:54:56,162 | 00:54:57,555 | Oh, God. What am I going to wear? | Oh, God. What am I going to wear? |
954 | 00:54:58,512 | 00:54:59,948 | Think sophisticated, Les. | Think sophisticated, Les. |
955 | 00:54:59,992 | 00:55:03,343 | If he finds out "highly placed" means a senior at Nixon, | If he finds out "highly placed" means a senior at Nixon, |
956 | 00:55:03,387 | 00:55:05,171 | he'll never lay a hand on you. | he'll never lay a hand on you. |
957 | 00:55:05,476 | 00:55:06,825 | You think I could pull it off? | You think I could pull it off? |
958 | 00:55:07,739 | 00:55:09,001 | Let him do that. | Let him do that. |
959 | 00:55:14,441 | 00:55:16,269 | Leslie, I ache for that girl. | Leslie, I ache for that girl. |
960 | 00:55:16,835 | 00:55:19,968 | But these days, it takes a fucking quadriplegic | But these days, it takes a fucking quadriplegic |
961 | 00:55:20,012 | 00:55:21,709 | to wring those tear ducts in TV-land. | to wring those tear ducts in TV-land. |
962 | 00:55:22,014 | 00:55:23,494 | But even though she's not a quad, | But even though she's not a quad, |
963 | 00:55:24,059 | 00:55:26,105 | if you'd seen her cleaning out her locker, | if you'd seen her cleaning out her locker, |
964 | 00:55:26,148 | 00:55:29,282 | cleaning out her dreams. It would break your heart. | cleaning out her dreams. It would break your heart. |
965 | 00:55:29,326 | 00:55:32,372 | Hey, relax, huh? Relax. | Hey, relax, huh? Relax. |
966 | 00:55:33,155 | 00:55:34,635 | Let's not start a downer here. | Let's not start a downer here. |
967 | 00:55:35,201 | 00:55:36,071 | Come on. | Come on. |
968 | 00:55:36,768 | 00:55:40,685 | Just relax, surrender to your shoulder blades, Leslie. | Just relax, surrender to your shoulder blades, Leslie. |
969 | 00:55:41,381 | 00:55:45,080 | Today is the first day of the rest of your life. | Today is the first day of the rest of your life. |
970 | 00:55:46,343 | 00:55:47,387 | Yeah, really. | Yeah, really. |
971 | 00:55:48,083 | 00:55:49,737 | Esalen taught me to feel, Leslie. | Esalen taught me to feel, Leslie. |
972 | 00:55:51,391 | 00:55:53,828 | Now, I suck up life like a new born baby. | Now, I suck up life like a new born baby. |
973 | 00:55:55,003 | 00:55:57,832 | When I make love, and I make love, Leslie, | When I make love, and I make love, Leslie, |
974 | 00:55:57,876 | 00:56:02,576 | I don't screw anymore, I go all the way to infinity. | I don't screw anymore, I go all the way to infinity. |
975 | 00:56:05,449 | 00:56:07,102 | I think you and I could find infinity, | I think you and I could find infinity, |
976 | 00:56:07,146 | 00:56:08,713 | maybe three or four times tonight. | maybe three or four times tonight. |
977 | 00:56:10,454 | 00:56:13,065 | Excuse me a minute, I have to use the bathroom. | Excuse me a minute, I have to use the bathroom. |
978 | 00:56:14,762 | 00:56:16,721 | Hey, I'll order champagne for blast-off. | Hey, I'll order champagne for blast-off. |
979 | 00:56:16,764 | 00:56:17,939 | That would be wonderful. | That would be wonderful. |
980 | 00:56:25,207 | 00:56:28,385 | Hey, Mr. Dinko, we ain't runnin' a day care center here. | Hey, Mr. Dinko, we ain't runnin' a day care center here. |
981 | 00:56:28,428 | 00:56:29,908 | But boss, he's my kid... | But boss, he's my kid... |
982 | 00:56:30,343 | 00:56:33,259 | It's okay! Maybe the Sheraton'sa better place for the Christmas Ball. | It's okay! Maybe the Sheraton'sa better place for the Christmas Ball. |
983 | 00:56:33,694 | 00:56:36,784 | Whoa, whoa! Why didn't you tell me this was a business call? | Whoa, whoa! Why didn't you tell me this was a business call? |
984 | 00:56:37,219 | 00:56:40,092 | Here, give the kid a drink. - Hey, 'bout time, Carp. | Here, give the kid a drink. - Hey, 'bout time, Carp. |
985 | 00:56:41,223 | 00:56:42,921 | 302 needs a bottle of champagne. | 302 needs a bottle of champagne. |
986 | 00:56:42,964 | 00:56:45,489 | It's halfway there. - No, it's right here. | It's halfway there. - No, it's right here. |
987 | 00:56:48,100 | 00:56:49,580 | What kind of budget you workin' with? | What kind of budget you workin' with? |
988 | 00:56:52,060 | 00:56:54,976 | Wow, Ted Vincent! | Wow, Ted Vincent! |
989 | 00:56:55,368 | 00:56:56,500 | There you are, kid. | There you are, kid. |
990 | 00:56:57,457 | 00:56:59,111 | Thanks, sir. - Hey! | Thanks, sir. - Hey! |
991 | 00:57:01,330 | 00:57:02,680 | Thanks. - Sorry. | Thanks. - Sorry. |
992 | 00:57:17,825 | 00:57:18,870 | You know, Leslie... | You know, Leslie... |
993 | 00:57:20,219 | 00:57:22,743 | people like that pathetic bellboy think I have everything. | people like that pathetic bellboy think I have everything. |
994 | 00:57:23,396 | 00:57:28,445 | Nobody sees the heartache that goes with being so handsome and famous. | Nobody sees the heartache that goes with being so handsome and famous. |
995 | 00:57:28,967 | 00:57:31,752 | "Hold the diaphragm down, and press the opposite sides | "Hold the diaphragm down, and press the opposite sides |
996 | 00:57:31,796 | 00:57:34,538 | of the rim together between the thumb and third finger." | of the rim together between the thumb and third finger." |
997 | 00:57:39,543 | 00:57:41,675 | Boy, this one's a mother. | Boy, this one's a mother. |
998 | 00:57:45,200 | 00:57:48,290 | Come on, Les, millions of women do this every day. | Come on, Les, millions of women do this every day. |
999 | 00:57:51,685 | 00:57:55,080 | I'll bet you do everything with a savage intensity. | I'll bet you do everything with a savage intensity. |
1000 | 00:57:55,994 | 00:57:57,169 | I know I do. | I know I do. |
1001 | 00:58:03,784 | 00:58:06,134 | What are you doing so intensely in there? | What are you doing so intensely in there? |
1002 | 00:58:11,575 | 00:58:13,664 | Just have a check in by the fifteenth. | Just have a check in by the fifteenth. |
1003 | 00:58:13,707 | 00:58:15,361 | And don't worry about the food, | And don't worry about the food, |
1004 | 00:58:15,404 | 00:58:17,145 | our meatballs are the talk of the town. | our meatballs are the talk of the town. |
1005 | 00:58:17,450 | 00:58:19,104 | Especially at poison control. | Especially at poison control. |
1006 | 00:58:19,147 | 00:58:21,149 | You found the way to his heart, kid. | You found the way to his heart, kid. |
1007 | 00:58:21,193 | 00:58:23,935 | Where's Carp? - I know where he is. | Where's Carp? - I know where he is. |
1008 | 00:58:23,978 | 00:58:24,979 | Follow me. | Follow me. |
1009 | 00:58:33,031 | 00:58:33,988 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
1010 | 00:58:34,032 | 00:58:35,294 | He's in here. | He's in here. |
1011 | 00:58:45,609 | 00:58:48,350 | Jeez, I gotta fix this bastard. | Jeez, I gotta fix this bastard. |
1012 | 00:58:49,134 | 00:58:51,919 | Carp? Come out, come out, where ever you are. | Carp? Come out, come out, where ever you are. |
1013 | 00:58:51,963 | 00:58:53,921 | I think he's in the back. | I think he's in the back. |
1014 | 00:58:54,443 | 00:58:56,402 | You can't really hear anything back there. | You can't really hear anything back there. |
1015 | 00:58:57,446 | 00:58:58,317 | Carp? | Carp? |
1016 | 00:59:08,588 | 00:59:10,938 | Ah, at last. | Ah, at last. |
1017 | 00:59:12,244 | 00:59:13,724 | I thought maybe you fell in. | I thought maybe you fell in. |
1018 | 00:59:15,116 | 00:59:16,117 | Ambrosia? | Ambrosia? |
1019 | 00:59:17,075 | 00:59:18,076 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1020 | 00:59:24,909 | 00:59:26,563 | Climb aboard the magic carpet. | Climb aboard the magic carpet. |
1021 | 00:59:40,054 | 00:59:41,360 | Can we turn down the lights? | Can we turn down the lights? |
1022 | 00:59:43,405 | 00:59:47,235 | I just want to make it... special, you know, romantic. | I just want to make it... special, you know, romantic. |
1023 | 00:59:50,325 | 00:59:52,719 | You're here, Leslie, that's makes you special. | You're here, Leslie, that's makes you special. |
1024 | 00:59:53,024 | 00:59:54,373 | And I'm a special guy. | And I'm a special guy. |
1025 | 00:59:57,681 | 01:00:00,553 | I was hoping it would mean as much to you as it does to me. | I was hoping it would mean as much to you as it does to me. |
1026 | 01:00:00,597 | 01:00:02,337 | It does, it means a lot to me. | It does, it means a lot to me. |
1027 | 01:00:02,990 | 01:00:04,339 | I cancelled a bunny for you. | I cancelled a bunny for you. |
1028 | 01:00:04,731 | 01:00:06,080 | But let's not talk about me. | But let's not talk about me. |
1029 | 01:00:12,783 | 01:00:15,133 | Listen, don't be so uptight, kid. | Listen, don't be so uptight, kid. |
1030 | 01:00:15,394 | 01:00:17,004 | You got nothin' to worry about. | You got nothin' to worry about. |
1031 | 01:00:17,048 | 01:00:20,834 | I simply want you to relax, lay back and enjoy. | I simply want you to relax, lay back and enjoy. |
1032 | 01:00:21,095 | 01:00:24,969 | Just let old Roberta take complete charge here. | Just let old Roberta take complete charge here. |
1033 | 01:00:25,360 | 01:00:26,579 | Do I have a choice? | Do I have a choice? |
1034 | 01:00:26,971 | 01:00:30,322 | Now, the first thing we're gonna do is drop the drawers. | Now, the first thing we're gonna do is drop the drawers. |
1035 | 01:00:30,365 | 01:00:31,279 | That's okay. | That's okay. |
1036 | 01:00:31,802 | 01:00:35,153 | You gotta peel the banana before you can eat it. | You gotta peel the banana before you can eat it. |
1037 | 01:00:35,457 | 01:00:37,068 | You don't mess around, do you? | You don't mess around, do you? |
1038 | 01:00:37,111 | 01:00:39,897 | I take my men like I take my liquor, | I take my men like I take my liquor, |
1039 | 01:00:39,940 | 01:00:42,029 | straight and hard. | straight and hard. |
1040 | 01:00:43,901 | 01:00:45,642 | Come on, come on. | Come on, come on. |
1041 | 01:00:47,513 | 01:00:50,211 | Hey now, just wait a second here. | Hey now, just wait a second here. |
1042 | 01:00:55,913 | 01:01:01,862 | Nothing personal, precious, but I've seen the heartache of herpes. | Nothing personal, precious, but I've seen the heartache of herpes. |
1043 | 01:01:04,356 | 01:01:07,576 | I can't, this is all wrong. I don't even know why I'm here. | I can't, this is all wrong. I don't even know why I'm here. |
1044 | 01:01:07,620 | 01:01:09,100 | I thought you wanted to help Sharon. | I thought you wanted to help Sharon. |
1045 | 01:01:09,143 | 01:01:10,536 | I do, but not like this. | I do, but not like this. |
1046 | 01:01:10,579 | 01:01:13,757 | Now, look. You do for me and I do for you. | Now, look. You do for me and I do for you. |
1047 | 01:01:13,800 | 01:01:15,584 | That's what good sex is all about. | That's what good sex is all about. |
1048 | 01:01:16,281 | 01:01:19,240 | Oh, please, don't. I really never thought it would come to this. | Oh, please, don't. I really never thought it would come to this. |
1049 | 01:01:20,067 | 01:01:21,590 | Baby, you haven't seen anything yet. | Baby, you haven't seen anything yet. |
1050 | 01:01:21,634 | 01:01:22,766 | I'm gonna take you to Mars! | I'm gonna take you to Mars! |
1051 | 01:01:24,419 | 01:01:26,247 | I'm 17-years-old, Mr. Vincent, | I'm 17-years-old, Mr. Vincent, |
1052 | 01:01:26,291 | 01:01:27,553 | and you can take it to Uranus! | and you can take it to Uranus! |
1053 | 01:01:27,596 | 01:01:28,641 | You're 17? | You're 17? |
1054 | 01:01:28,685 | 01:01:30,251 | And even if I never turn 18, | And even if I never turn 18, |
1055 | 01:01:30,295 | 01:01:31,818 | I'm gonna get Sharon back in school, | I'm gonna get Sharon back in school, |
1056 | 01:01:31,862 | 01:01:33,080 | with or without your help! | with or without your help! |
1057 | 01:01:33,385 | 01:01:35,387 | Hey, now, look, there's no need to panic. | Hey, now, look, there's no need to panic. |
1058 | 01:01:36,562 | 01:01:38,738 | You know, I'm dying to do that story on your friend. | You know, I'm dying to do that story on your friend. |
1059 | 01:01:38,782 | 01:01:41,654 | Pregnant teenager, no future. Wow! What a hook! | Pregnant teenager, no future. Wow! What a hook! |
1060 | 01:01:42,611 | 01:01:44,265 | Do you think I can get some air in here? | Do you think I can get some air in here? |
1061 | 01:01:44,570 | 01:01:47,529 | Sheesh, you really know how to kill a mood, kid. | Sheesh, you really know how to kill a mood, kid. |
1062 | 01:01:54,536 | 01:01:57,888 | Like I said, don't do much for the atmosphere. | Like I said, don't do much for the atmosphere. |
1063 | 01:02:00,499 | 01:02:02,196 | That's okay, kid! | That's okay, kid! |
1064 | 01:02:02,675 | 01:02:05,373 | Whenever you're ready, you know where to find me. | Whenever you're ready, you know where to find me. |
1065 | 01:02:11,945 | 01:02:15,035 | You're just too much woman, Roberta. | You're just too much woman, Roberta. |
1066 | 01:02:16,515 | 01:02:18,691 | You're just too hot to handle. | You're just too hot to handle. |
1067 | 01:02:25,742 | 01:02:28,962 | Hi, tiger. Listen, sweetie, I'm over here at the Lorelei | Hi, tiger. Listen, sweetie, I'm over here at the Lorelei |
1068 | 01:02:29,006 | 01:02:30,877 | and I'm holding a ticket to paradise. | and I'm holding a ticket to paradise. |
1069 | 01:02:31,182 | 01:02:32,444 | Can you meet me in 45 minutes? | Can you meet me in 45 minutes? |
1070 | 01:02:33,271 | 01:02:34,141 | Ciao. | Ciao. |
1071 | 01:02:38,755 | 01:02:39,799 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
1072 | 01:02:43,542 | 01:02:44,891 | Alan, what are you doing here? | Alan, what are you doing here? |
1073 | 01:02:44,935 | 01:02:46,458 | Uh, just lookin' for the Carp. | Uh, just lookin' for the Carp. |
1074 | 01:02:46,501 | 01:02:47,720 | He's never around when you need him. | He's never around when you need him. |
1075 | 01:02:48,199 | 01:02:49,287 | What are you doin' here? | What are you doin' here? |
1076 | 01:02:49,330 | 01:02:51,593 | Um, my Aunt Tilly's coming to visit. | Um, my Aunt Tilly's coming to visit. |
1077 | 01:02:52,246 | 01:02:54,727 | She's a cleanliness fanatic. I was checking the rooms. | She's a cleanliness fanatic. I was checking the rooms. |
1078 | 01:02:54,771 | 01:02:57,034 | Yeah, I guess so. Hey, you want me to walk you to your car? | Yeah, I guess so. Hey, you want me to walk you to your car? |
1079 | 01:02:57,077 | 01:02:59,210 | You never know who's gonna jump you in a place like this. | You never know who's gonna jump you in a place like this. |
1080 | 01:02:59,253 | 01:03:02,909 | Well, it seems that Mr. Bones is caught up in the holiday spirit. | Well, it seems that Mr. Bones is caught up in the holiday spirit. |
1081 | 01:03:05,999 | 01:03:07,174 | Highly amusing. | Highly amusing. |
1082 | 01:03:09,046 | 01:03:11,439 | Stuck on you with Wacky Glue, Miss Post. | Stuck on you with Wacky Glue, Miss Post. |
1083 | 01:03:13,572 | 01:03:15,182 | Leave him alone, he's blind. | Leave him alone, he's blind. |
1084 | 01:03:15,835 | 01:03:17,532 | So much for Mr. Bones' humerus. | So much for Mr. Bones' humerus. |
1085 | 01:03:29,631 | 01:03:31,764 | The old man got himself pretty dead, eh, Max? | The old man got himself pretty dead, eh, Max? |
1086 | 01:03:35,072 | 01:03:36,334 | That might have been a critical call | That might have been a critical call |
1087 | 01:03:36,377 | 01:03:37,552 | and now we'll never know. | and now we'll never know. |
1088 | 01:03:38,510 | 01:03:40,316 | I've obtained a delightful filmon the reproductive | I've obtained a delightful filmon the reproductive |
1089 | 01:03:40,317 | 01:03:42,122 | system of the horny toad. | system of the horny toad. |
1090 | 01:03:42,166 | 01:03:45,430 | Please be advised that this material will be covered in Friday's quiz. | Please be advised that this material will be covered in Friday's quiz. |
1091 | 01:03:56,397 | 01:03:59,052 | Now that we've all had our fun, perhaps someone other than I | Now that we've all had our fun, perhaps someone other than I |
1092 | 01:03:59,096 | 01:04:01,054 | might hoist the projector into place. | might hoist the projector into place. |
1093 | 01:04:01,098 | 01:04:02,795 | Please, Ed help me, now. | Please, Ed help me, now. |
1094 | 01:04:33,260 | 01:04:35,523 | Ready to roll when you are, Ms. Post. | Ready to roll when you are, Ms. Post. |
1095 | 01:04:35,567 | 01:04:38,570 | Pay close attention when the male mounts the female's back. | Pay close attention when the male mounts the female's back. |
1096 | 01:04:38,613 | 01:04:40,659 | At his touch she releases thousands of eggs, | At his touch she releases thousands of eggs, |
1097 | 01:04:40,702 | 01:04:44,532 | as they come tumbling out of herhe spews sperm all over them. | as they come tumbling out of herhe spews sperm all over them. |
1098 | 01:04:45,185 | 01:04:46,991 | I think that you'll agree with me that in some | I think that you'll agree with me that in some |
1099 | 01:04:46,992 | 01:04:48,797 | ways their courtship is almost elegant. | ways their courtship is almost elegant. |
1100 | 01:04:51,452 | 01:04:55,500 | Oh, my... no, no, no, no! I know this isn't right. | Oh, my... no, no, no, no! I know this isn't right. |
1101 | 01:04:55,543 | 01:04:57,110 | I ordered A Tale of Two Toads. | I ordered A Tale of Two Toads. |
1102 | 01:05:02,072 | 01:05:04,335 | I've seen this one before at my cousin's stag party. | I've seen this one before at my cousin's stag party. |
1103 | 01:05:05,684 | 01:05:06,728 | You're an animal! | You're an animal! |
1104 | 01:05:07,512 | 01:05:09,688 | You, you people, you're all animals! | You, you people, you're all animals! |
1105 | 01:05:10,167 | 01:05:11,951 | You're a disgrace to evolution! | You're a disgrace to evolution! |
1106 | 01:05:20,742 | 01:05:24,181 | Oh, Mr. Porter, I just can't take it anymore. | Oh, Mr. Porter, I just can't take it anymore. |
1107 | 01:05:24,224 | 01:05:26,923 | I just can't take it! I wanna go back to pre-school | I just can't take it! I wanna go back to pre-school |
1108 | 01:05:26,966 | 01:05:29,229 | where sex is a three-letter word that nobody understands! | where sex is a three-letter word that nobody understands! |
1109 | 01:05:29,273 | 01:05:30,927 | Easy, Ms. Post! Get a grip on yourself! | Easy, Ms. Post! Get a grip on yourself! |
1110 | 01:05:31,492 | 01:05:33,190 | Earl, you'd better check it out. | Earl, you'd better check it out. |
1111 | 01:05:33,233 | 01:05:34,147 | Yes, sir. | Yes, sir. |
1112 | 01:05:34,191 | 01:05:35,366 | It was horrible! It was horrible! | It was horrible! It was horrible! |
1113 | 01:05:35,409 | 01:05:36,976 | I mean, I know it's a natural function, | I mean, I know it's a natural function, |
1114 | 01:05:37,020 | 01:05:38,717 | birds do it, bees do it, everybody does it, | birds do it, bees do it, everybody does it, |
1115 | 01:05:38,760 | 01:05:41,328 | but it's all they think about! It's all I think about. | but it's all they think about! It's all I think about. |
1116 | 01:05:41,372 | 01:05:43,026 | Come on! Snap out of it, Ms. Post! | Come on! Snap out of it, Ms. Post! |
1117 | 01:05:43,504 | 01:05:45,942 | Come on! Heads up! Heads up! | Come on! Heads up! Heads up! |
1118 | 01:05:45,985 | 01:05:48,292 | Shoulders back! Suck in that gut! | Shoulders back! Suck in that gut! |
1119 | 01:05:48,335 | 01:05:49,380 | Yes, sir. | Yes, sir. |
1120 | 01:05:49,771 | 01:05:52,035 | 'Cause you've got to stop behaving like a woman! | 'Cause you've got to stop behaving like a woman! |
1121 | 01:05:52,600 | 01:05:56,126 | In this outfit, you are an officer! You got that? | In this outfit, you are an officer! You got that? |
1122 | 01:05:56,604 | 01:05:57,736 | Oh, yes, sir. | Oh, yes, sir. |
1123 | 01:05:57,779 | 01:06:00,478 | Well, pull it together! Take that hill. | Well, pull it together! Take that hill. |
1124 | 01:06:01,479 | 01:06:03,655 | Thank you, sir. I'll do my best, sir. | Thank you, sir. I'll do my best, sir. |
1125 | 01:06:03,698 | 01:06:04,612 | Yes. | Yes. |
1126 | 01:06:09,922 | 01:06:10,923 | Women! | Women! |
1127 | 01:06:13,360 | 01:06:14,535 | Our school system. | Our school system. |
1128 | 01:06:14,971 | 01:06:17,234 | It's designed to make productive citizens, of our youth. | It's designed to make productive citizens, of our youth. |
1129 | 01:06:17,277 | 01:06:18,322 | Or is it? | Or is it? |
1130 | 01:06:18,365 | 01:06:19,627 | Did I miss anything? | Did I miss anything? |
1131 | 01:06:19,671 | 01:06:21,499 | Shh, Ted Vincent's on, honey. | Shh, Ted Vincent's on, honey. |
1132 | 01:06:21,542 | 01:06:22,891 | Sharon attends classes at the med center. | Sharon attends classes at the med center. |
1133 | 01:06:23,153 | 01:06:25,024 | She is intelligent, she is ambitious, | She is intelligent, she is ambitious, |
1134 | 01:06:25,285 | 01:06:27,984 | she is also pregnant. And there's the rub. | she is also pregnant. And there's the rub. |
1135 | 01:06:28,375 | 01:06:31,291 | It seems that the school system would rathe see Sharon on the welfare role, | It seems that the school system would rathe see Sharon on the welfare role, |
1136 | 01:06:31,335 | 01:06:32,989 | than attending classes at Nixon. | than attending classes at Nixon. |
1137 | 01:06:33,032 | 01:06:36,340 | Does the school system care that this destroys her dreams | Does the school system care that this destroys her dreams |
1138 | 01:06:36,383 | 01:06:37,602 | of a career in health services? | of a career in health services? |
1139 | 01:06:38,081 | 01:06:39,560 | But Sharon's classmates do. Meet the people responsible | But Sharon's classmates do. Meet the people responsible |
1140 | 01:06:39,604 | 01:06:41,432 | for bringing this to our attention. - There she is. | for bringing this to our attention. - There she is. |
1141 | 01:06:41,475 | 01:06:44,435 | Leslie Hindenberg and Melanie Taylor. | Leslie Hindenberg and Melanie Taylor. |
1142 | 01:06:45,044 | 01:06:46,872 | Miss Hindenberg, Community Close-up would like to know | Miss Hindenberg, Community Close-up would like to know |
1143 | 01:06:46,915 | 01:06:49,527 | why, in this age of apathy, you cared enough to get involved? | why, in this age of apathy, you cared enough to get involved? |
1144 | 01:06:49,875 | 01:06:52,051 | I saw a wrong and tried to right it. | I saw a wrong and tried to right it. |
1145 | 01:06:52,573 | 01:06:54,097 | We hate all injustice. | We hate all injustice. |
1146 | 01:06:54,488 | 01:06:56,490 | Weren't you worried that your actions | Weren't you worried that your actions |
1147 | 01:06:56,534 | 01:06:58,318 | might label you as a little trouble maker? | might label you as a little trouble maker? |
1148 | 01:06:59,493 | 01:07:01,234 | It just didn't seem important. | It just didn't seem important. |
1149 | 01:07:02,148 | 01:07:04,498 | I think what Miss Hindenberg is trying to say | I think what Miss Hindenberg is trying to say |
1150 | 01:07:04,542 | 01:07:06,457 | is that she had the compassion to put her own future | is that she had the compassion to put her own future |
1151 | 01:07:06,500 | 01:07:08,024 | on the line for her friend. | on the line for her friend. |
1152 | 01:07:08,067 | 01:07:09,938 | Not many of us would be so unselfish. | Not many of us would be so unselfish. |
1153 | 01:07:09,982 | 01:07:11,853 | Not many of us have only six weeks to live. | Not many of us have only six weeks to live. |
1154 | 01:07:13,029 | 01:07:14,595 | Leslie wants to use her final days | Leslie wants to use her final days |
1155 | 01:07:14,639 | 01:07:16,162 | to do something for mankind. - Melanie! | to do something for mankind. - Melanie! |
1156 | 01:07:16,728 | 01:07:18,991 | We'll be right back with more on this inspirational story, | We'll be right back with more on this inspirational story, |
1157 | 01:07:19,035 | 01:07:21,167 | live and exclusively onCommunity Close-up. | live and exclusively onCommunity Close-up. |
1158 | 01:07:22,125 | 01:07:23,735 | We'll be right back with more news | We'll be right back with more news |
1159 | 01:07:23,778 | 01:07:24,953 | after a word from our sponsor. | after a word from our sponsor. |
1160 | 01:07:25,432 | 01:07:27,521 | That's just the question I was going to ask you! | That's just the question I was going to ask you! |
1161 | 01:07:27,913 | 01:07:29,523 | What's wrong with your daughter? | What's wrong with your daughter? |
1162 | 01:07:29,567 | 01:07:31,612 | How the hell should I know? You're the doctor! | How the hell should I know? You're the doctor! |
1163 | 01:07:31,960 | 01:07:34,267 | It's a harmless mole, she's not going die. | It's a harmless mole, she's not going die. |
1164 | 01:07:34,659 | 01:07:35,573 | She's not? | She's not? |
1165 | 01:07:36,139 | 01:07:37,879 | No, and I did not tell her she was going to die. | No, and I did not tell her she was going to die. |
1166 | 01:07:37,923 | 01:07:40,752 | You didn't? - No, Leslie's fine. Goodnight. | You didn't? - No, Leslie's fine. Goodnight. |
1167 | 01:07:43,668 | 01:07:45,974 | Somebody's got some explaining to do! | Somebody's got some explaining to do! |
1168 | 01:07:46,018 | 01:07:48,107 | I knew it was too good to be true. | I knew it was too good to be true. |
1169 | 01:07:49,326 | 01:07:51,023 | But I overheard Dr. Fox say... | But I overheard Dr. Fox say... |
1170 | 01:07:51,067 | 01:07:52,633 | It's only a mole, damn it! | It's only a mole, damn it! |
1171 | 01:07:52,677 | 01:07:54,548 | They're rarely fatal, honey. | They're rarely fatal, honey. |
1172 | 01:07:54,592 | 01:07:56,855 | Wait till everyone at school finds out. | Wait till everyone at school finds out. |
1173 | 01:07:56,898 | 01:07:59,162 | If you tell anyone I'm gonna live, I'll kill you. | If you tell anyone I'm gonna live, I'll kill you. |
1174 | 01:08:00,772 | 01:08:04,167 | Hey, Hinden... Leslie. Give me five, buddy. | Hey, Hinden... Leslie. Give me five, buddy. |
1175 | 01:08:05,255 | 01:08:07,996 | Hey, you did good, you know. I'm real proud of you. | Hey, you did good, you know. I'm real proud of you. |
1176 | 01:08:08,040 | 01:08:10,738 | Thanks. I'm sure you'd've done the same thing. | Thanks. I'm sure you'd've done the same thing. |
1177 | 01:08:10,782 | 01:08:14,046 | Hell, no, I'd probably be too busy tryin' to get laid or something. | Hell, no, I'd probably be too busy tryin' to get laid or something. |
1178 | 01:08:14,090 | 01:08:17,615 | Hey, Leslie, Leslie. I was just thinkin' | Hey, Leslie, Leslie. I was just thinkin' |
1179 | 01:08:17,658 | 01:08:19,747 | I'm really gonna miss that look on your face, | I'm really gonna miss that look on your face, |
1180 | 01:08:19,791 | 01:08:21,445 | you know, when you get really pissed-off. | you know, when you get really pissed-off. |
1181 | 01:08:22,141 | 01:08:25,101 | Thanks, Tim, but the doctor says I might be in remission. | Thanks, Tim, but the doctor says I might be in remission. |
1182 | 01:08:30,454 | 01:08:33,892 | Miss Hindenberg? My deepest sympathy. | Miss Hindenberg? My deepest sympathy. |
1183 | 01:08:34,632 | 01:08:38,026 | And may it ease your mind to know that Sharon will be coming back. | And may it ease your mind to know that Sharon will be coming back. |
1184 | 01:08:38,418 | 01:08:39,463 | That's great. | That's great. |
1185 | 01:08:41,465 | 01:08:42,727 | No prints, sir. | No prints, sir. |
1186 | 01:08:44,685 | 01:08:45,860 | Nice fish. | Nice fish. |
1187 | 01:08:46,513 | 01:08:47,775 | No, Max. | No, Max. |
1188 | 01:08:47,819 | 01:08:48,907 | Mr. Holt! | Mr. Holt! |
1189 | 01:08:50,300 | 01:08:52,258 | Oh, you're a real comedian, aren't you, son? | Oh, you're a real comedian, aren't you, son? |
1190 | 01:08:52,606 | 01:08:54,304 | I like to laugh, if that's what you mean. | I like to laugh, if that's what you mean. |
1191 | 01:08:54,826 | 01:08:57,350 | All right, son. If that's the way you wanna play it. | All right, son. If that's the way you wanna play it. |
1192 | 01:08:57,394 | 01:08:59,657 | You just remember that I've got you under surveillance. | You just remember that I've got you under surveillance. |
1193 | 01:08:59,700 | 01:09:01,833 | Sooner or later, you're gonna step into your own glue, | Sooner or later, you're gonna step into your own glue, |
1194 | 01:09:02,094 | 01:09:03,965 | and it'll be my turn to laugh! | and it'll be my turn to laugh! |
1195 | 01:09:04,314 | 01:09:05,532 | Ha, ha! | Ha, ha! |
1196 | 01:09:12,670 | 01:09:15,368 | No lie, Allison, she never was gonna die. | No lie, Allison, she never was gonna die. |
1197 | 01:09:15,629 | 01:09:17,936 | That's what her little sister told my little sister. | That's what her little sister told my little sister. |
1198 | 01:09:18,458 | 01:09:20,504 | Hi, Candy. Thanks for the card. | Hi, Candy. Thanks for the card. |
1199 | 01:09:20,939 | 01:09:23,202 | Hold onto it. Someday you might even die for real. | Hold onto it. Someday you might even die for real. |
1200 | 01:09:27,946 | 01:09:30,296 | Some people will do anything for attention. | Some people will do anything for attention. |
1201 | 01:09:38,391 | 01:09:39,610 | Hi, Les. - Hi. | Hi, Les. - Hi. |
1202 | 01:09:40,219 | 01:09:42,917 | I can't believe what you did, telling everybody you were dying. | I can't believe what you did, telling everybody you were dying. |
1203 | 01:09:42,961 | 01:09:44,876 | I mean, everybody was saying: "What a geek." | I mean, everybody was saying: "What a geek." |
1204 | 01:09:44,919 | 01:09:46,573 | I said: "There goes a true friend." | I said: "There goes a true friend." |
1205 | 01:09:49,533 | 01:09:53,319 | Well, well, well, if it isn't the girl who would not die. | Well, well, well, if it isn't the girl who would not die. |
1206 | 01:09:55,669 | 01:09:59,195 | In Abu Dhabi, nobody die. You just come back in a different body. | In Abu Dhabi, nobody die. You just come back in a different body. |
1207 | 01:09:59,238 | 01:10:02,676 | Yeah, Hindenberg, next time come back with a boob-job. | Yeah, Hindenberg, next time come back with a boob-job. |
1208 | 01:10:02,720 | 01:10:07,507 | Now class, today we climax our adventure with a look at human reproduction. | Now class, today we climax our adventure with a look at human reproduction. |
1209 | 01:10:08,291 | 01:10:09,727 | Unlike the promiscuous alley cat, | Unlike the promiscuous alley cat, |
1210 | 01:10:10,075 | 01:10:12,120 | humans may mate for love. | humans may mate for love. |
1211 | 01:10:12,469 | 01:10:14,079 | In the process of careful selection, | In the process of careful selection, |
1212 | 01:10:14,122 | 01:10:16,908 | humans can increase the odds of passing on desirable genes. | humans can increase the odds of passing on desirable genes. |
1213 | 01:10:16,951 | 01:10:19,084 | Like big tits! | Like big tits! |
1214 | 01:10:20,477 | 01:10:21,565 | Thank you, Mr. Pittman. | Thank you, Mr. Pittman. |
1215 | 01:10:21,869 | 01:10:23,915 | For instance, can you do this? | For instance, can you do this? |
1216 | 01:10:26,091 | 01:10:28,093 | You'll find that some of you can touch the tip or your nose | You'll find that some of you can touch the tip or your nose |
1217 | 01:10:28,136 | 01:10:29,877 | with your tongue and some of you simply cannot. | with your tongue and some of you simply cannot. |
1218 | 01:10:30,226 | 01:10:34,012 | I can. Why don't you try, and then look around and graph the results. | I can. Why don't you try, and then look around and graph the results. |
1219 | 01:10:35,143 | 01:10:36,406 | Go ahead. Try it. | Go ahead. Try it. |
1220 | 01:10:37,276 | 01:10:38,973 | Hey, Leslie, glad to see you're still around | Hey, Leslie, glad to see you're still around |
1221 | 01:10:39,017 | 01:10:41,802 | to pass your genes onto some little Hindenberger. | to pass your genes onto some little Hindenberger. |
1222 | 01:10:44,849 | 01:10:46,242 | Thank you, Mr. Pittman. | Thank you, Mr. Pittman. |
1223 | 01:10:49,462 | 01:10:52,465 | "It's all I can do to get out of bed and live through another day. | "It's all I can do to get out of bed and live through another day. |
1224 | 01:10:53,249 | 01:10:56,208 | When they started laughing, part of me died. | When they started laughing, part of me died. |
1225 | 01:10:56,861 | 01:10:59,385 | All I can do is pretend I don't care, | All I can do is pretend I don't care, |
1226 | 01:10:59,429 | 01:11:02,345 | and move to outer Mongolia when I graduate." | and move to outer Mongolia when I graduate." |
1227 | 01:11:10,788 | 01:11:12,920 | I can't stand the silent treatment. | I can't stand the silent treatment. |
1228 | 01:11:13,443 | 01:11:15,575 | Yell at me if you want, but say something. | Yell at me if you want, but say something. |
1229 | 01:11:15,619 | 01:11:17,621 | Too late to kiss up now, rat face. | Too late to kiss up now, rat face. |
1230 | 01:11:17,969 | 01:11:20,363 | As far as I'm concerned, I'm now an only child. | As far as I'm concerned, I'm now an only child. |
1231 | 01:11:20,406 | 01:11:22,016 | Mom's really worried about you. | Mom's really worried about you. |
1232 | 01:11:22,843 | 01:11:24,932 | She and Dad are talkin' about shrinks. | She and Dad are talkin' about shrinks. |
1233 | 01:11:25,237 | 01:11:26,499 | Unnecessary. | Unnecessary. |
1234 | 01:11:27,457 | 01:11:29,720 | Tomorrow night's the Christmas Ball. | Tomorrow night's the Christmas Ball. |
1235 | 01:11:29,763 | 01:11:31,156 | Ask me if I care. | Ask me if I care. |
1236 | 01:11:31,591 | 01:11:34,986 | But Leslie, you were doing a lot more living | But Leslie, you were doing a lot more living |
1237 | 01:11:35,378 | 01:11:36,988 | when you thought you were dying. | when you thought you were dying. |
1238 | 01:11:37,771 | 01:11:40,208 | Now that you're living, you act like you're dead. | Now that you're living, you act like you're dead. |
1239 | 01:11:41,340 | 01:11:43,560 | That's so heavy, I don't know if I can grasp it. | That's so heavy, I don't know if I can grasp it. |
1240 | 01:11:44,387 | 01:11:47,433 | I thought high school's supposed to be the neatest time time in a girl's life. | I thought high school's supposed to be the neatest time time in a girl's life. |
1241 | 01:11:48,260 | 01:11:50,001 | Whatever gave you that idea? | Whatever gave you that idea? |
1242 | 01:11:52,046 | 01:11:54,701 | I can't believe what my mother had the gall to serve for dinner last night. | I can't believe what my mother had the gall to serve for dinner last night. |
1243 | 01:11:55,354 | 01:11:57,748 | Roast lamb's head marinated in olive oil. | Roast lamb's head marinated in olive oil. |
1244 | 01:11:58,314 | 01:12:01,795 | I almost puked. Farouk, he loved it. | I almost puked. Farouk, he loved it. |
1245 | 01:12:03,231 | 01:12:04,711 | What smut are you reading now? | What smut are you reading now? |
1246 | 01:12:06,496 | 01:12:09,934 | Whoa, we're talkin' serious desperation, here, Alan. | Whoa, we're talkin' serious desperation, here, Alan. |
1247 | 01:12:12,415 | 01:12:14,373 | Can I see it when you're finished? I sure could use it. | Can I see it when you're finished? I sure could use it. |
1248 | 01:12:14,417 | 01:12:16,462 | Ha, ha, don't make me laugh. | Ha, ha, don't make me laugh. |
1249 | 01:12:16,506 | 01:12:19,204 | No, no, really! Guess how many times I've scored this year. | No, no, really! Guess how many times I've scored this year. |
1250 | 01:12:19,247 | 01:12:20,988 | No thanks, it'll only depress me. | No thanks, it'll only depress me. |
1251 | 01:12:21,598 | 01:12:25,210 | Zero. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nil and void. | Zero. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nil and void. |
1252 | 01:12:26,472 | 01:12:28,953 | Farouk moved in and my social life moved out. | Farouk moved in and my social life moved out. |
1253 | 01:12:28,996 | 01:12:30,650 | I can't go anywhere alone, now. | I can't go anywhere alone, now. |
1254 | 01:12:31,259 | 01:12:33,827 | Except for the john, and even that's not safe. | Except for the john, and even that's not safe. |
1255 | 01:12:33,871 | 01:12:35,089 | The guy doesn't knock. | The guy doesn't knock. |
1256 | 01:12:35,133 | 01:12:36,526 | I'm gonna die a virgin, Max. | I'm gonna die a virgin, Max. |
1257 | 01:12:36,874 | 01:12:40,878 | I'm lookin' forward to fifty years plus of today's celibacy. | I'm lookin' forward to fifty years plus of today's celibacy. |
1258 | 01:13:04,902 | 01:13:07,557 | ♪ Last night I thought About you and me ♪ | ♪ Last night I thought About you and me ♪ |
1259 | 01:13:08,862 | 01:13:12,344 | ♪ And about that shiny little Engagement ring ♪ | ♪ And about that shiny little Engagement ring ♪ |
1260 | 01:13:12,388 | 01:13:16,043 | ♪ You never call me And it's making me cry ♪ | ♪ You never call me And it's making me cry ♪ |
1261 | 01:13:16,087 | 01:13:18,655 | ♪ You never call me And I wanna die ♪ | ♪ You never call me And I wanna die ♪ |
1262 | 01:13:19,786 | 01:13:22,398 | ♪ But then this morning When I checked the mail ♪ | ♪ But then this morning When I checked the mail ♪ |
1263 | 01:13:23,703 | 01:13:26,924 | ♪ Just one more ad About the evening sale ♪ | ♪ Just one more ad About the evening sale ♪ |
1264 | 01:13:27,403 | 01:13:30,667 | ♪ Just breaks my heart 'Cause you did not Send a letter ♪ | ♪ Just breaks my heart 'Cause you did not Send a letter ♪ |
1265 | 01:13:31,189 | 01:13:34,801 | ♪ My friends are sayin': "Boy, better just forget her" ♪ | ♪ My friends are sayin': "Boy, better just forget her" ♪ |
1266 | 01:13:34,845 | 01:13:36,020 | ♪ 'Cause you never | ♪ 'Cause you never |
1267 | 01:13:36,542 | 01:13:38,675 | Hey, Hindenberg, you're looking a little pasty there aren't you? | Hey, Hindenberg, you're looking a little pasty there aren't you? |
1268 | 01:13:38,936 | 01:13:41,852 | Say, uh, you're not gonna croak on us again, are you? | Say, uh, you're not gonna croak on us again, are you? |
1269 | 01:13:42,505 | 01:13:44,898 | ♪ You never call me On the telephone ♪ | ♪ You never call me On the telephone ♪ |
1270 | 01:13:46,204 | 01:13:49,425 | ♪ You never call me And I'm so alone ♪ | ♪ You never call me And I'm so alone ♪ |
1271 | 01:13:53,516 | 01:13:56,736 | ♪ Maybe someday I'll get you back again ♪ | ♪ Maybe someday I'll get you back again ♪ |
1272 | 01:13:56,780 | 01:14:00,000 | ♪ There ain't no tellin' When I might be a winner ♪ | ♪ There ain't no tellin' When I might be a winner ♪ |
1273 | 01:14:01,480 | 01:14:04,004 | ♪ Maybe someday I'll make you understand ♪ | ♪ Maybe someday I'll make you understand ♪ |
1274 | 01:14:04,048 | 01:14:07,486 | ♪ You can't ever live Without me ♪ | ♪ You can't ever live Without me ♪ |
1275 | 01:14:07,530 | 01:14:11,751 | ♪ No, I play guitar And I sing in a band ♪ | ♪ No, I play guitar And I sing in a band ♪ |
1276 | 01:14:11,795 | 01:14:14,798 | ♪ There ain't no reason Why you shouldn't like me ♪ | ♪ There ain't no reason Why you shouldn't like me ♪ |
1277 | 01:14:15,799 | 01:14:19,193 | ♪ Last time I saw you You were walkin' hand in hand ♪ | ♪ Last time I saw you You were walkin' hand in hand ♪ |
1278 | 01:14:19,237 | 01:14:22,153 | ♪ With some other guy That I'd never seen before ♪ | ♪ With some other guy That I'd never seen before ♪ |
1279 | 01:14:22,501 | 01:14:23,894 | ♪ And you never ♪ | ♪ And you never ♪ |
1280 | 01:14:26,200 | 01:14:27,941 | ♪ You never call me | ♪ You never call me |
1281 | 01:14:29,987 | 01:14:32,642 | ♪ You never call me On the telephone ♪ | ♪ You never call me On the telephone ♪ |
1282 | 01:14:33,817 | 01:14:37,081 | ♪ You never call me And I'm so alone ♪ | ♪ You never call me And I'm so alone ♪ |
1283 | 01:14:54,925 | 01:14:58,319 | ♪ I took you dancing On your birthday in Harlem ♪ | ♪ I took you dancing On your birthday in Harlem ♪ |
1284 | 01:14:58,363 | 01:15:01,584 | ♪ And I don't like dancing But I knew you would ♪ | ♪ And I don't like dancing But I knew you would ♪ |
1285 | 01:15:02,193 | 01:15:04,500 | ♪ You left me standing By the disco... ♪ | ♪ You left me standing By the disco... ♪ |
1286 | 01:15:04,543 | 01:15:06,197 | They make 'em that big in Abu Dhabi? | They make 'em that big in Abu Dhabi? |
1287 | 01:15:07,024 | 01:15:09,592 | Breath test patrol, can youtouch your finger to your nose? | Breath test patrol, can youtouch your finger to your nose? |
1288 | 01:15:09,635 | 01:15:11,071 | Cool it, Mel, you wanna get us busted? | Cool it, Mel, you wanna get us busted? |
1289 | 01:15:11,115 | 01:15:12,116 | Bribe me, I'm easy. | Bribe me, I'm easy. |
1290 | 01:15:12,464 | 01:15:14,727 | I feel so happy, Max. That give me good head. | I feel so happy, Max. That give me good head. |
1291 | 01:15:14,771 | 01:15:15,902 | Yeah, if only it could. | Yeah, if only it could. |
1292 | 01:15:16,294 | 01:15:18,688 | The only thing I need to make this party just perfect, | The only thing I need to make this party just perfect, |
1293 | 01:15:18,731 | 01:15:20,777 | is a beautiful woman to love me. | is a beautiful woman to love me. |
1294 | 01:15:20,820 | 01:15:21,995 | Yeah, I can relate. | Yeah, I can relate. |
1295 | 01:15:22,039 | 01:15:23,910 | They're not hard to find if you look, Max. | They're not hard to find if you look, Max. |
1296 | 01:15:23,954 | 01:15:26,522 | She may be just a step away, just waiting for you to ask her to dance. | She may be just a step away, just waiting for you to ask her to dance. |
1297 | 01:15:27,479 | 01:15:29,525 | ♪ You never call me | ♪ You never call me |
1298 | 01:15:31,396 | 01:15:33,920 | ♪ You never call me On the telephone ♪ | ♪ You never call me On the telephone ♪ |
1299 | 01:15:34,921 | 01:15:37,576 | ♪ You never call me | ♪ You never call me |
1300 | 01:15:38,838 | 01:15:42,059 | ♪ You never never never | ♪ You never never never |
1301 | 01:15:43,321 | 01:15:45,236 | Hi, Leslie. Lookin' good. | Hi, Leslie. Lookin' good. |
1302 | 01:15:45,497 | 01:15:46,498 | Want some punch? | Want some punch? |
1303 | 01:15:51,329 | 01:15:53,200 | Carp, you got meat sauce in it. | Carp, you got meat sauce in it. |
1304 | 01:15:53,244 | 01:15:54,462 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1305 | 01:15:55,028 | 01:15:56,290 | OK, here we go. | OK, here we go. |
1306 | 01:15:57,074 | 01:15:58,118 | That's good. | That's good. |
1307 | 01:15:58,641 | 01:15:59,555 | Okay. | Okay. |
1308 | 01:15:59,990 | 01:16:01,426 | Carp? - Yeah. | Carp? - Yeah. |
1309 | 01:16:01,948 | 01:16:03,123 | How you doin'? | How you doin'? |
1310 | 01:16:03,167 | 01:16:05,038 | Oh, I'm doin' great. Have a good day. | Oh, I'm doin' great. Have a good day. |
1311 | 01:16:13,656 | 01:16:15,788 | You wanna dance? - Sure. | You wanna dance? - Sure. |
1312 | 01:16:30,977 | 01:16:32,979 | Even trade, Carp. Two of these babies for a room. | Even trade, Carp. Two of these babies for a room. |
1313 | 01:16:33,458 | 01:16:35,721 | Those? Um, red pills give me hives. | Those? Um, red pills give me hives. |
1314 | 01:16:37,201 | 01:16:39,595 | Aren't you on probation? - That's the point, man! | Aren't you on probation? - That's the point, man! |
1315 | 01:16:39,638 | 01:16:42,119 | I can't party in public these days. | I can't party in public these days. |
1316 | 01:16:42,380 | 01:16:44,991 | Hey, Ms. Post! Are you havin' a good time? | Hey, Ms. Post! Are you havin' a good time? |
1317 | 01:16:45,035 | 01:16:46,950 | Oh, yes, thank you very much, Mr. Holt, I am. | Oh, yes, thank you very much, Mr. Holt, I am. |
1318 | 01:16:47,603 | 01:16:50,693 | Mr. Holt, might I have some of that ethanol tucked under your coat, there? | Mr. Holt, might I have some of that ethanol tucked under your coat, there? |
1319 | 01:16:52,085 | 01:16:53,130 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1320 | 01:16:54,044 | 01:16:55,001 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
1321 | 01:16:57,047 | 01:16:58,091 | You like it? | You like it? |
1322 | 01:16:58,135 | 01:16:59,919 | Very fine, carry on. | Very fine, carry on. |
1323 | 01:17:00,572 | 01:17:04,315 | Melanie, I give you box of candyand then you go out with me. | Melanie, I give you box of candyand then you go out with me. |
1324 | 01:17:04,837 | 01:17:07,100 | Thanks anyway, but chocolate makes me break out. | Thanks anyway, but chocolate makes me break out. |
1325 | 01:17:07,144 | 01:17:08,101 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
1326 | 01:17:11,148 | 01:17:12,192 | It's 104! | It's 104! |
1327 | 01:17:26,990 | 01:17:28,469 | Great genes! | Great genes! |
1328 | 01:17:31,690 | 01:17:34,084 | These bells are giving me a migraine. | These bells are giving me a migraine. |
1329 | 01:17:35,563 | 01:17:36,564 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
1330 | 01:17:37,783 | 01:17:39,132 | What's your name? | What's your name? |
1331 | 01:17:39,742 | 01:17:40,656 | Dinko. | Dinko. |
1332 | 01:17:41,134 | 01:17:45,182 | Mr. Dinko, would you like to dance with me? | Mr. Dinko, would you like to dance with me? |
1333 | 01:17:48,838 | 01:17:49,882 | I love this woman. | I love this woman. |
1334 | 01:17:51,841 | 01:17:54,104 | Love is a four letter word. | Love is a four letter word. |
1335 | 01:17:55,192 | 01:17:58,499 | Guess who. - It sure ain't Santa Claus. | Guess who. - It sure ain't Santa Claus. |
1336 | 01:18:36,755 | 01:18:39,976 | No shit, I met some great connections in drug school. | No shit, I met some great connections in drug school. |
1337 | 01:18:40,585 | 01:18:42,108 | You name it, I can get it. | You name it, I can get it. |
1338 | 01:18:43,327 | 01:18:45,285 | No thanks, I never touch that stuff. | No thanks, I never touch that stuff. |
1339 | 01:18:45,764 | 01:18:47,853 | Hey, mellow out, Edstein! | Hey, mellow out, Edstein! |
1340 | 01:18:48,332 | 01:18:49,463 | Sit down and party. | Sit down and party. |
1341 | 01:18:50,029 | 01:18:51,683 | Thanks, I like the view from here. | Thanks, I like the view from here. |
1342 | 01:18:54,468 | 01:18:56,601 | Oh, you change your mind? | Oh, you change your mind? |
1343 | 01:19:01,127 | 01:19:04,000 | I mean, it changed the way I looked at things, | I mean, it changed the way I looked at things, |
1344 | 01:19:04,043 | 01:19:06,176 | like the meaning of life, death and sex. | like the meaning of life, death and sex. |
1345 | 01:19:06,219 | 01:19:07,481 | You left out love. | You left out love. |
1346 | 01:19:08,091 | 01:19:10,093 | I didn't think I had time for that. | I didn't think I had time for that. |
1347 | 01:19:10,746 | 01:19:14,445 | Yeah, me neither. I just wanted to get laid. | Yeah, me neither. I just wanted to get laid. |
1348 | 01:19:14,488 | 01:19:15,838 | You mean, you haven't either? | You mean, you haven't either? |
1349 | 01:19:21,191 | 01:19:24,890 | When I was a girl, we learned Latin in school | When I was a girl, we learned Latin in school |
1350 | 01:19:24,934 | 01:19:26,936 | and sex in the streets. | and sex in the streets. |
1351 | 01:19:27,501 | 01:19:31,114 | Now how are they gonna learn Latin in the streets? | Now how are they gonna learn Latin in the streets? |
1352 | 01:19:32,376 | 01:19:34,813 | Well, I'll have to think about that one, Mrs. Fish. | Well, I'll have to think about that one, Mrs. Fish. |
1353 | 01:19:36,336 | 01:19:38,382 | Will you excuse me, just for a moment? | Will you excuse me, just for a moment? |
1354 | 01:19:38,425 | 01:19:39,731 | Just a moment. | Just a moment. |
1355 | 01:19:45,824 | 01:19:47,870 | Damn it! | Damn it! |
1356 | 01:19:48,435 | 01:19:50,786 | Melanie, you need new clothes. | Melanie, you need new clothes. |
1357 | 01:19:51,308 | 01:19:53,571 | I buy you dress, you go out with me. | I buy you dress, you go out with me. |
1358 | 01:19:54,572 | 01:19:56,966 | See, Max, Farouk's got the right idea. | See, Max, Farouk's got the right idea. |
1359 | 01:19:57,357 | 01:19:58,837 | All you have to do is ask. | All you have to do is ask. |
1360 | 01:19:59,359 | 01:20:01,361 | Give her an offer she can't refuse. | Give her an offer she can't refuse. |
1361 | 01:20:01,405 | 01:20:07,106 | Melanie, I buy you Mercedes, you go out with me. | Melanie, I buy you Mercedes, you go out with me. |
1362 | 01:20:07,367 | 01:20:09,979 | Hey, come off it, Farouk, you cannot buy her a Mercedes. | Hey, come off it, Farouk, you cannot buy her a Mercedes. |
1363 | 01:20:10,240 | 01:20:15,506 | Yes, I can, Max. I have, uh, four in Abu Dhabi. | Yes, I can, Max. I have, uh, four in Abu Dhabi. |
1364 | 01:20:15,549 | 01:20:17,638 | And many, many travelers'’ checks. | And many, many travelers'’ checks. |
1365 | 01:20:18,335 | 01:20:20,380 | Then, what are youdoin' ridin' around with me? | Then, what are youdoin' ridin' around with me? |
1366 | 01:20:20,816 | 01:20:21,991 | I like you, Max. | I like you, Max. |
1367 | 01:20:22,513 | 01:20:24,341 | Besides, I have chauffeur in Abu Dhabi. | Besides, I have chauffeur in Abu Dhabi. |
1368 | 01:20:25,516 | 01:20:29,172 | Gee, Farouk, I didn't know youwere into expensive German cars. | Gee, Farouk, I didn't know youwere into expensive German cars. |
1369 | 01:20:32,218 | 01:20:36,092 | Okay, okay, God, but from now on, | Okay, okay, God, but from now on, |
1370 | 01:20:36,135 | 01:20:41,271 | I set my own shifts, at 4.50 an hour, plus tips. | I set my own shifts, at 4.50 an hour, plus tips. |
1371 | 01:20:41,314 | 01:20:42,228 | You got it. | You got it. |
1372 | 01:20:48,626 | 01:20:50,933 | Excuse me. Wrong room. | Excuse me. Wrong room. |
1373 | 01:20:52,456 | 01:20:56,634 | Damn that Carpenter, come on. I swore he said room 105 was... | Damn that Carpenter, come on. I swore he said room 105 was... |
1374 | 01:21:00,377 | 01:21:04,033 | Hey, buddy, know where I can get some ice in this roach motel? | Hey, buddy, know where I can get some ice in this roach motel? |
1375 | 01:21:04,294 | 01:21:05,991 | Carpenter! | Carpenter! |
1376 | 01:21:06,862 | 01:21:08,037 | Give me that bucket. | Give me that bucket. |
1377 | 01:21:09,908 | 01:21:11,127 | Gimme the bucket! | Gimme the bucket! |
1378 | 01:21:11,431 | 01:21:14,173 | Oh! Gimme the bucket, you break it, you pay for it! | Oh! Gimme the bucket, you break it, you pay for it! |
1379 | 01:21:14,217 | 01:21:17,698 | Hey Carp, do somethin', this guy's got a burr up his butt. | Hey Carp, do somethin', this guy's got a burr up his butt. |
1380 | 01:21:17,742 | 01:21:19,657 | Gimme that bucket! | Gimme that bucket! |
1381 | 01:21:20,310 | 01:21:21,267 | Now, Carpenter... | Now, Carpenter... |
1382 | 01:21:24,053 | 01:21:25,445 | Hey, now, what's going on in here? | Hey, now, what's going on in here? |
1383 | 01:21:33,671 | 01:21:35,412 | Hey, man, turn out the lights. | Hey, man, turn out the lights. |
1384 | 01:21:35,455 | 01:21:38,415 | I'm gonna personally turn out the lights on everyone of you punks | I'm gonna personally turn out the lights on everyone of you punks |
1385 | 01:21:38,458 | 01:21:39,938 | if you don't get the hell out! | if you don't get the hell out! |
1386 | 01:21:39,982 | 01:21:41,853 | Mister, why so tense? | Mister, why so tense? |
1387 | 01:21:41,897 | 01:21:42,854 | Out! | Out! |
1388 | 01:21:47,946 | 01:21:50,601 | I'd still be in the closet, if Inga hadn't suggested | I'd still be in the closet, if Inga hadn't suggested |
1389 | 01:21:50,644 | 01:21:52,081 | to try a new therapy in the shower. | to try a new therapy in the shower. |
1390 | 01:21:52,733 | 01:21:55,736 | When you're talk about it, it makes it seem less painful. | When you're talk about it, it makes it seem less painful. |
1391 | 01:21:56,172 | 01:21:57,913 | See this? We're laughin' about it. | See this? We're laughin' about it. |
1392 | 01:21:57,956 | 01:22:00,045 | I mean, in school you always look so serious. | I mean, in school you always look so serious. |
1393 | 01:22:00,611 | 01:22:02,308 | I didn't think you noticed. | I didn't think you noticed. |
1394 | 01:22:02,613 | 01:22:05,268 | I thought it took someonelike Liz to get your attention. | I thought it took someonelike Liz to get your attention. |
1395 | 01:22:05,311 | 01:22:06,443 | Now, if I looked like her... | Now, if I looked like her... |
1396 | 01:22:07,313 | 01:22:08,924 | I like the way you look better. | I like the way you look better. |
1397 | 01:22:23,547 | 01:22:26,245 | I think we got some celebrating to do. | I think we got some celebrating to do. |
1398 | 01:22:26,289 | 01:22:27,812 | Okay, you're gonna pay for this. | Okay, you're gonna pay for this. |
1399 | 01:22:27,855 | 01:22:29,335 | I'm gonna call the cops! | I'm gonna call the cops! |
1400 | 01:22:30,554 | 01:22:35,559 | Hey, Carp, man, I'm really sorry. I just wanted to get some ice. | Hey, Carp, man, I'm really sorry. I just wanted to get some ice. |
1401 | 01:22:41,391 | 01:22:43,045 | I know a good place to park. | I know a good place to park. |
1402 | 01:22:43,088 | 01:22:45,221 | I'll park anywhere in a Mercedes. | I'll park anywhere in a Mercedes. |
1403 | 01:22:47,701 | 01:22:51,140 | I want to make some toast for you, Max. | I want to make some toast for you, Max. |
1404 | 01:22:51,183 | 01:22:53,881 | My best friend in United States. | My best friend in United States. |
1405 | 01:22:53,925 | 01:22:57,015 | Thank you for your hostilities. - It was nothing. | Thank you for your hostilities. - It was nothing. |
1406 | 01:22:57,624 | 01:23:00,932 | Well, I owe Max so many nothings. | Well, I owe Max so many nothings. |
1407 | 01:23:03,108 | 01:23:06,285 | I mean, until tonight, talking to girls was like... | I mean, until tonight, talking to girls was like... |
1408 | 01:23:06,720 | 01:23:09,245 | relating to aliens from outer space. | relating to aliens from outer space. |
1409 | 01:23:09,767 | 01:23:13,336 | You seem to clue in on what I'm saying before I've even said it. | You seem to clue in on what I'm saying before I've even said it. |
1410 | 01:23:21,648 | 01:23:23,563 | Hey, Alan, come on in, man! | Hey, Alan, come on in, man! |
1411 | 01:23:32,964 | 01:23:36,446 | Leslie, would you like to... | Leslie, would you like to... |
1412 | 01:23:59,425 | 01:24:01,514 | Hey, what room was that? - 104. | Hey, what room was that? - 104. |
1413 | 01:24:01,558 | 01:24:02,950 | Let's get up there. | Let's get up there. |
1414 | 01:24:02,994 | 01:24:05,214 | You guys, it's the police! | You guys, it's the police! |
1415 | 01:24:05,257 | 01:24:08,260 | Deja vu, man. Time to boogie. | Deja vu, man. Time to boogie. |
1416 | 01:24:24,189 | 01:24:25,495 | I don't believe this. | I don't believe this. |
1417 | 01:24:25,538 | 01:24:30,195 | Here I am all alone with a beautiful woman... | Here I am all alone with a beautiful woman... |
1418 | 01:24:31,283 | 01:24:33,546 | and I could be happy just talkin' all night long. | and I could be happy just talkin' all night long. |
1419 | 01:24:34,547 | 01:24:35,853 | We could just talk. | We could just talk. |
1420 | 01:24:36,506 | 01:24:37,376 | No! | No! |
1421 | 01:24:54,611 | 01:24:57,744 | It's a bust! | It's a bust! |
1422 | 01:25:14,587 | 01:25:16,111 | They've got us, Maxwell! | They've got us, Maxwell! |
1423 | 01:25:16,720 | 01:25:19,462 | Oh, just one last kiss before they lock us up. | Oh, just one last kiss before they lock us up. |
1424 | 01:25:25,685 | 01:25:26,686 | Just one? | Just one? |
1425 | 01:25:28,079 | 01:25:29,733 | Let me work on this door. | Let me work on this door. |
1426 | 01:25:31,604 | 01:25:33,040 | To ensure privacy. | To ensure privacy. |
1427 | 01:25:33,693 | 01:25:34,825 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
1428 | 01:25:44,139 | 01:25:45,488 | You're the phantom? | You're the phantom? |
1429 | 01:25:45,749 | 01:25:48,578 | I don't reveal myself to just anybody. | I don't reveal myself to just anybody. |
1430 | 01:25:49,144 | 01:25:50,275 | Neither do I. | Neither do I. |
1431 | 01:26:19,261 | 01:26:22,481 | ♪ Here's to this moment In my life ♪ | ♪ Here's to this moment In my life ♪ |
1432 | 01:26:22,873 | 01:26:26,268 | ♪ When only my heart Can say what's right ♪ | ♪ When only my heart Can say what's right ♪ |
1433 | 01:26:26,311 | 01:26:31,621 | ♪ I hear a voice from somewhere Deep inside ♪ | ♪ I hear a voice from somewhere Deep inside ♪ |
1434 | 01:26:33,449 | 01:26:36,974 | ♪ Here's to the person I'll become ♪ | ♪ Here's to the person I'll become ♪ |
1435 | 01:26:37,017 | 01:26:40,456 | ♪ After the battle's Finally won ♪ | ♪ After the battle's Finally won ♪ |
1436 | 01:26:40,499 | 01:26:46,201 | ♪ I can look back and say I gave my all ♪ | ♪ I can look back and say I gave my all ♪ |
1437 | 01:26:46,462 | 01:26:50,770 | ♪ I know My dreams are coming true ♪ | ♪ I know My dreams are coming true ♪ |
1438 | 01:26:51,771 | 01:26:54,731 | ♪ I'll be sharing them all With you ♪ | ♪ I'll be sharing them all With you ♪ |
1439 | 01:26:57,212 | 01:26:58,822 | ♪ Forever | ♪ Forever |
1440 | 01:27:00,650 | 01:27:01,912 | ♪ Tonight | ♪ Tonight |
1441 | 01:27:02,739 | 01:27:05,263 | ♪ We're reaching for the stars ♪ | ♪ We're reaching for the stars ♪ |
1442 | 01:27:06,046 | 01:27:09,136 | ♪ They'll be shining Wherever we are ♪ | ♪ They'll be shining Wherever we are ♪ |
1443 | 01:27:11,400 | 01:27:13,576 | ♪ Forever | ♪ Forever |
1444 | 01:27:16,274 | 01:27:19,321 | ♪ I know the future's Looking bright ♪ | ♪ I know the future's Looking bright ♪ |
1445 | 01:27:19,973 | 01:27:23,020 | ♪ Though it won't happen Overnight ♪ | ♪ Though it won't happen Overnight ♪ |
1446 | 01:27:23,281 | 01:27:28,373 | ♪ It feels so good I'm on my way ♪ | ♪ It feels so good I'm on my way ♪ |
1447 | 01:27:29,635 | 01:27:33,813 | ♪ Here's to a life With no regrets ♪ | ♪ Here's to a life With no regrets ♪ |
1448 | 01:27:34,074 | 01:27:37,687 | ♪ I couldn't live With something less ♪ | ♪ I couldn't live With something less ♪ |
1449 | 01:27:37,730 | 01:27:43,214 | ♪ I wanna go on With my head up high ♪ | ♪ I wanna go on With my head up high ♪ |
1450 | 01:27:43,475 | 01:27:48,045 | ♪ I know My dreams are coming true ♪ | ♪ I know My dreams are coming true ♪ |
1451 | 01:27:48,915 | 01:27:51,875 | ♪ I'll be sharing them all With you ♪ | ♪ I'll be sharing them all With you ♪ |
1452 | 01:27:54,181 | 01:27:55,705 | ♪ Forever | ♪ Forever |
1453 | 01:27:57,576 | 01:28:02,233 | ♪ Tonight We're reaching for the stars ♪ | ♪ Tonight We're reaching for the stars ♪ |
1454 | 01:28:03,060 | 01:28:06,281 | ♪ They'll be shining Wherever we are ♪ | ♪ They'll be shining Wherever we are ♪ |
1455 | 01:28:08,587 | 01:28:10,546 | ♪ Forever | ♪ Forever |
1456 | 01:28:26,301 | 01:28:30,696 | ♪ I know My dreams are coming true ♪ | ♪ I know My dreams are coming true ♪ |
1457 | 01:28:31,349 | 01:28:34,657 | ♪ I'll be sharing them all With you ♪ | ♪ I'll be sharing them all With you ♪ |
1458 | 01:28:36,963 | 01:28:39,009 | ♪ Forever | ♪ Forever |
1459 | 01:28:40,358 | 01:28:45,320 | ♪ Tonight We're reaching for the stars ♪ | ♪ Tonight We're reaching for the stars ♪ |
1460 | 01:28:45,711 | 01:28:48,932 | ||
1460 | 01:28:45,711 | 01:28:48,932 |