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1 00:00:09,275 00:00:11,678 [ Engine Revving ] ???? [ Rock ] [ Engine Revving ] ???? [ Rock ]
2 00:02:33,286 00:02:34,787 [ Teenage Girl Narrating ] GOD, ISN'T HE ADORABLE? [ Teenage Girl Narrating ] GOD, ISN'T HE ADORABLE?
3 00:02:35,288 00:02:38,224 HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS... HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS...
4 00:02:38,725 00:02:40,727 AND GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER SOMEDAY. AND GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER SOMEDAY.
5 00:02:40,727 00:02:44,597 IF YOU OVERLOOK THE STORY OF OUR EXCRUCIATING SENIOR YEAR, IF YOU OVERLOOK THE STORY OF OUR EXCRUCIATING SENIOR YEAR,
6 00:02:44,597 00:02:47,100 HE'S THE ULTIMATE FUTURE HUSBAND. HE'S THE ULTIMATE FUTURE HUSBAND.
7 00:02:47,100 00:02:51,104 HI, I'M ADAM FISHER. I'M A SENIOR OVER AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. HI, I'M ADAM FISHER. I'M A SENIOR OVER AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.
8 00:02:51,104 00:02:53,106 GO HOGS! GO HOGS!
9 00:02:53,606 00:02:54,991 I KNOW THIS IS A BIT EARLY TO ASK YOU THIS, I KNOW THIS IS A BIT EARLY TO ASK YOU THIS,
10 00:02:54,991 00:02:57,977 SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE MET AND ALL, SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE MET AND ALL,
11 00:02:57,977 00:03:03,249 BUT IT'S REAL IMPORTANT TO ME TO BE THE KIND OF GUY THAT GOD WANTS ME TO BE. BUT IT'S REAL IMPORTANT TO ME TO BE THE KIND OF GUY THAT GOD WANTS ME TO BE.
12 00:03:03,249 00:03:07,820 YOU SEE, THE ONE THING I'M REALLY STRUGGLING WITH... YOU SEE, THE ONE THING I'M REALLY STRUGGLING WITH...
13 00:03:07,820 00:03:09,889 IS IF DOING IT IS SO BAD, IS IF DOING IT IS SO BAD,
14 00:03:09,889 00:03:13,259 WHY DID GOD MAKE IT FEEL SO GOOD? WHY DID GOD MAKE IT FEEL SO GOOD?
15 00:03:19,866 00:03:23,086 [ Girls Giggling ] [ Girls Giggling ]
16 00:03:23,586 00:03:25,588 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
17 00:03:26,089 00:03:28,391 UM, LADIES, UM, LADIES,
18 00:03:29,776 00:03:32,095 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BY THE NEW MEMBERS' RECEPTION... MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BY THE NEW MEMBERS' RECEPTION...
19 00:03:32,095 00:03:34,464 AT REVEREND LEMKO'S OFFICE. AT REVEREND LEMKO'S OFFICE.
20 00:03:34,464 00:03:39,152 HE KIND OF REFERRED ME TO YOU, SINCE, LIKE, YOU'RE THE YOUTH PASTOR AND ALL. HE KIND OF REFERRED ME TO YOU, SINCE, LIKE, YOU'RE THE YOUTH PASTOR AND ALL.
21 00:03:41,054 00:03:42,555 LADIES, PLEASE. LADIES, PLEASE.
22 00:03:49,429 00:03:51,931 WHERE YOU GIRLS GOING? WHERE YOU GIRLS GOING?
23 00:03:53,600 00:03:56,469 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE CHURCH DOWN THE STREET. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE CHURCH DOWN THE STREET.
24 00:03:56,469 00:03:58,238 WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 8:00. WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 8:00.
25 00:03:58,238 00:04:02,442 CHURCH AT NIGHT? COOL. CHURCH AT NIGHT? COOL.
26 00:04:04,444 00:04:05,845 HEY, COULD I BRING A DATE? HEY, COULD I BRING A DATE?
27 00:04:05,845 00:04:09,215 [ Girl Narrating ] OKAY, SO ADAM WAS AT AN IMPASSE ABOUT SEX, [ Girl Narrating ] OKAY, SO ADAM WAS AT AN IMPASSE ABOUT SEX,
28 00:04:09,215 00:04:10,883 BUT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD. BUT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD.
29 00:04:10,883 00:04:12,819 COULD I BRING TWO DATES? COULD I BRING TWO DATES?
30 00:04:14,220 00:04:17,223 [ Girl ] ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE HAVING A LOT OF SEX. [ Girl ] ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE HAVING A LOT OF SEX.
31 00:04:17,223 00:04:20,226 APPARENTLY, THAT'S WHAT HIGH SCHOOL WAS INVENTED FOR. APPARENTLY, THAT'S WHAT HIGH SCHOOL WAS INVENTED FOR.
32 00:04:20,226 00:04:24,697 BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SEX ISN'T ANY FUN WHEN YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SEX ISN'T ANY FUN WHEN YOU'RE NOT MARRIED.
33 00:04:25,198 00:04:29,702 YOU NEED A LIFELONG COMMITMENT SO THAT THERE'S REAL INTIMACY. YOU NEED A LIFELONG COMMITMENT SO THAT THERE'S REAL INTIMACY.
34 00:04:29,702 00:04:31,704 THAT'S WHAT MY FATHER SAYS. THAT'S WHAT MY FATHER SAYS.
35 00:04:44,851 00:04:49,305 YOU SEE, I'M SMART. I'M WAITING UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED TO GIVE MYSELF TO ADAM. YOU SEE, I'M SMART. I'M WAITING UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED TO GIVE MYSELF TO ADAM.
36 00:04:49,305 00:04:53,810 AND DESPITE THE LARGE AMOUNT OF SEX THAT OCCURS IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND DESPITE THE LARGE AMOUNT OF SEX THAT OCCURS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
37 00:04:54,310 00:04:57,814 I KNEW I WAS MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE. I KNEW I WAS MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE.
38 00:04:57,814 00:05:02,251 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING ANY FUN AT ALL. THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING ANY FUN AT ALL.
39 00:05:20,536 00:05:22,772 [ Moaning ] [ Moaning ]
40 00:05:22,772 00:05:25,224 [ Squeaking ] [ Squeaking ]
41 00:05:34,650 00:05:37,153 [ Girl ] OKAY! ENOUGH! [ Girl ] OKAY! ENOUGH!
42 00:05:39,589 00:05:44,093 ADAM UNDERSTOOD EXACTLY HOW I FELT ABOUT THIS. ADAM UNDERSTOOD EXACTLY HOW I FELT ABOUT THIS.
43 00:05:44,093 00:05:47,096 HE LOVED THAT I WAS PURE AND VIRGINAL. HE LOVED THAT I WAS PURE AND VIRGINAL.
44 00:05:47,597 00:05:50,600 MY STOCK VALUE WAS VERY, VERY HIGH AT OUR SCHOOL. MY STOCK VALUE WAS VERY, VERY HIGH AT OUR SCHOOL.
45 00:05:50,600 00:05:52,602 WE WERE THE MOST POPULAR SENIORS. WE WERE THE MOST POPULAR SENIORS.
46 00:05:53,102 00:05:54,604 AND ALSO VERY IN LOVE. AND ALSO VERY IN LOVE.
47 00:06:01,611 00:06:06,115 AND YOU GOT TO ADMIT, WE DO LOOK GOOD TOGETHER. AND YOU GOT TO ADMIT, WE DO LOOK GOOD TOGETHER.
48 00:06:12,922 00:06:15,375 YEAH, THAT'S ME, AMBER. YEAH, THAT'S ME, AMBER.
49 00:06:15,875 00:06:17,877 THE FUTURE MRS. ADAM. THE FUTURE MRS. ADAM.
50 00:06:17,877 00:06:23,349 WE WERE THE BEST LOOKING, BEST DRESSED, MOST POPULAR STUDENTS IN SCHOOL. WE WERE THE BEST LOOKING, BEST DRESSED, MOST POPULAR STUDENTS IN SCHOOL.
51 00:06:23,349 00:06:25,351 WE'D BEEN GOING STEADY SINCE THE TENTH GRADE, WE'D BEEN GOING STEADY SINCE THE TENTH GRADE,
52 00:06:25,351 00:06:30,857 AND EXCEPT FOR ADAM'S OCCASIONAL FLIRTING, WE'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS. AND EXCEPT FOR ADAM'S OCCASIONAL FLIRTING, WE'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS.
53 00:06:30,857 00:06:34,343 I'M NOT TRYING TO BRAG, BUT EVERYBODY LOVED US. I'M NOT TRYING TO BRAG, BUT EVERYBODY LOVED US.
54 00:06:34,343 00:06:36,846 LIFE WAS PERFECT. LIFE WAS PERFECT.
55 00:06:43,352 00:06:48,357 THEN ONE DARK FALL AFTERNOON AT THE LOCAL LITTLE CHICKEN, THEN ONE DARK FALL AFTERNOON AT THE LOCAL LITTLE CHICKEN,
56 00:06:48,357 00:06:53,329 MY POOR BOYFRIEND WAS TRICKED INTO RUINING IT ALL. MY POOR BOYFRIEND WAS TRICKED INTO RUINING IT ALL.
57 00:06:53,830 00:06:55,331 I KNEW HE COULDN'T HELP IT. I KNEW HE COULDN'T HELP IT.
58 00:06:55,331 00:06:56,833 HE WAS A VICTIM, REALLY. HE WAS A VICTIM, REALLY.
59 00:06:57,333 00:07:01,838 SHE LIVED IN A TRAILER. SHE KNEW HOW TO CONFUSE HIS YOUNG MIND. SHE LIVED IN A TRAILER. SHE KNEW HOW TO CONFUSE HIS YOUNG MIND.
60 00:07:12,682 00:07:14,183 I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. I MEAN, LOOK AT HER.
61 00:07:14,684 00:07:18,187 [ Pop ] I'D ALMOST DO HER. [ Pop ] I'D ALMOST DO HER.
62 00:07:18,187 00:07:21,407 MOST GIRLS WOULD DUMP THEIR BOYFRIENDS FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS, MOST GIRLS WOULD DUMP THEIR BOYFRIENDS FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
63 00:07:21,407 00:07:26,412 BUT I KNEW THAT HE WAS WEAK AND JUST COULDN'T HELP IT. BUT I KNEW THAT HE WAS WEAK AND JUST COULDN'T HELP IT.
64 00:07:26,913 00:07:30,533 [ MOANING ] [ MOANING ]
65 00:07:36,906 00:07:39,842 OH, BABY! OH, YES! OHH! OH, BABY! OH, YES! OHH!
66 00:07:39,842 00:07:44,197 [ Gasping And Moaning ] [ Gasping And Moaning ]
67 00:07:44,597 00:07:47,467 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
68 00:07:52,939 00:07:54,941 CHOCOLATE SUNDAE, EXTRA CREAM. CHOCOLATE SUNDAE, EXTRA CREAM.
69 00:08:05,801 00:08:08,738 WELL? DID YOU DO HER, BRO? WELL? DID YOU DO HER, BRO?
70 00:08:09,222 00:08:10,690 YOU KNOW I DON'T HUMP AND TELL. YOU KNOW I DON'T HUMP AND TELL.
71 00:08:10,690 00:08:12,675 OH, MY GOD, YOU DID HER. OH, MY GOD, YOU DID HER.
72 00:08:14,677 00:08:16,679 DON'T TELL ANYBODY, OKAY? DON'T TELL ANYBODY, OKAY?
73 00:08:16,679 00:08:19,682 AMBER WOULD BE PISSED OFF IF SHE FOUND OUT. AMBER WOULD BE PISSED OFF IF SHE FOUND OUT.
74 00:08:19,682 00:08:22,185 DUDE, WE WON'T TELL A SOUL. DUDE, WE WON'T TELL A SOUL.
75 00:08:22,685 00:08:26,689 WE WON'T SAY A THING. NOT A WORD. WE WON'T SAY A THING. NOT A WORD.
76 00:08:26,689 00:08:30,610 DUDE, HE DID HER IN THE BATHROOM AT THE DINER. DUDE, HE DID HER IN THE BATHROOM AT THE DINER.
77 00:08:30,610 00:08:31,611 I MEAN, SHE WAS LIKE-- I MEAN, SHE WAS LIKE--
78 00:08:31,611 00:08:33,513 TOTALLY HOT. TOTALLY HOT.
79 00:08:33,513 00:08:34,997 I THINK SHE'S A SOPHOMORE. I THINK SHE'S A SOPHOMORE.
80 00:08:34,997 00:08:39,418 COME ON, DUDE, PUSH! THIS IS GONNA BE HIS GREATEST BIRTHDAY EVER. COME ON, DUDE, PUSH! THIS IS GONNA BE HIS GREATEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
81 00:08:41,420 00:08:44,423 WE'RE GONNA GET SO RIPPED! [ Laughing ] WE'RE GONNA GET SO RIPPED! [ Laughing ]
82 00:08:44,423 00:08:46,876 DID YOU HERE ABOUT ADAM AND THAT SOPHOMORE SLUT? DID YOU HERE ABOUT ADAM AND THAT SOPHOMORE SLUT?
83 00:08:46,876 00:08:48,294 OH, I KNOW. OH, I KNOW.
84 00:08:48,294 00:08:50,746 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DOING THIS TO AMBER. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DOING THIS TO AMBER.
85 00:08:50,746 00:08:52,248 DOES AMBER HAVE A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON? DOES AMBER HAVE A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON?
86 00:08:52,248 00:08:54,250 I DON'T THINK SO. POOR AMBER. I DON'T THINK SO. POOR AMBER.
87 00:08:54,750 00:08:55,685 POOR AMBER. POOR AMBER.
88 00:08:55,685 00:08:56,619 POOR AMBER. POOR AMBER.
89 00:08:57,119 00:08:58,054 POOR... POOR... POOR... POOR...
90 00:08:58,054 00:08:58,988 HELLO! AMBER! HELLO! AMBER!
91 00:09:03,859 00:09:06,279 UH, SURPRISE! SURPRISE! UH, SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
92 00:09:06,279 00:09:09,148 [ Cheering ] [ Cheering ]
93 00:09:09,148 00:09:11,150 FOR ME? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FOR ME? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
94 00:09:11,150 00:09:12,652 HEY, BIG GUY! YOU'RE EIGHTEEN! HEY, BIG GUY! YOU'RE EIGHTEEN!
95 00:09:12,652 00:09:15,154 OH, THANKS, MAN. YOU'RE THE BEST! OH, THANKS, MAN. YOU'RE THE BEST!
96 00:09:15,154 00:09:19,609 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN!
97 00:09:19,609 00:09:20,610 SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
98 00:09:44,684 00:09:46,669 HI! HI!
99 00:10:00,616 00:10:02,618 [ Amber Narrating ] BUT AS CUTE AS HE IS, [ Amber Narrating ] BUT AS CUTE AS HE IS,
100 00:10:02,618 00:10:06,622 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL MY OWN SEXUAL IMPULSES. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL MY OWN SEXUAL IMPULSES.
101 00:10:06,622 00:10:10,626 NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED, NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED,
102 00:10:10,626 00:10:12,628 I HELD MY GROUND. I HELD MY GROUND.
103 00:10:27,143 00:10:31,914 ADAM AND GINGER CONTINUED TO SEE EACH OTHER BEHIND MY BACK. ADAM AND GINGER CONTINUED TO SEE EACH OTHER BEHIND MY BACK.
104 00:10:32,915 00:10:34,917 SO, AMBER, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ADAM... SO, AMBER, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ADAM...
105 00:10:35,418 00:10:38,838 SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL FOR HIS BIRTHDAY? SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?
106 00:10:38,838 00:10:41,340 WELL, I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO TEASE HIM A LITTLE BIT. WELL, I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO TEASE HIM A LITTLE BIT.
107 00:10:41,340 00:10:43,342 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TEASE HIM"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TEASE HIM"?
108 00:10:44,727 00:10:47,229 UM, IT'S WHAT I ALWAYS DO. UM, IT'S WHAT I ALWAYS DO.
109 00:10:47,229 00:10:51,117 IT'S CALLED "EXERCISING MY WOMANLY WAYS." IT'S CALLED "EXERCISING MY WOMANLY WAYS."
110 00:10:51,117 00:10:54,987 [ Amber Narrating ] I FELT SAFE KNOWING THAT ADAM LOVED ME AND WOULD ALWAYS BE MINE, [ Amber Narrating ] I FELT SAFE KNOWING THAT ADAM LOVED ME AND WOULD ALWAYS BE MINE,
111 00:10:54,987 00:10:59,408 UNAWARE THAT GINGER WAS SUCKING HIM INTO A LUSTFUL ABYSS. UNAWARE THAT GINGER WAS SUCKING HIM INTO A LUSTFUL ABYSS.
112 00:10:59,408 00:11:04,313 AS AGONIZING AS IT WAS FOR ADAM, IT COULDN'T LAST. AS AGONIZING AS IT WAS FOR ADAM, IT COULDN'T LAST.
113 00:11:04,313 00:11:08,701 BESIDES, GINGER ALREADY HAD A STEADY BOYFRIEND, BESIDES, GINGER ALREADY HAD A STEADY BOYFRIEND,
114 00:11:08,701 00:11:12,204 AND HE WAS SCHEDULED FOR PAROLE IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS. AND HE WAS SCHEDULED FOR PAROLE IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS.
115 00:11:12,204 00:11:15,107 ?? I GOT A BOYFRIEND ?? ?? I GOT A BOYFRIEND ??
116 00:11:15,558 00:11:17,927 ?? HE'S A BAD BOY ?? ?? HE'S A BAD BOY ??
117 00:11:17,927 00:11:21,364 ?? HE'S MY FAVORITE ?? ?? HE'S MY FAVORITE ??
118 00:11:21,864 00:11:25,317 ?? HE'S MY JOY ?? ?? HE'S MY JOY ??
119 00:11:25,317 00:11:27,303 ?? I GOT A BOYFRIEND ?? ?? I GOT A BOYFRIEND ??
120 00:11:27,803 00:11:30,256 ?? DANGER BOY ?? ?? DANGER BOY ??
121 00:11:30,256 00:11:33,159 [ Amber Narrating ] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOWING YOU THIS SCENE RIGHT NOW, [ Amber Narrating ] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOWING YOU THIS SCENE RIGHT NOW,
122 00:11:33,159 00:11:37,046 BUT I BET IF YOUR A BOY, YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION NOW. BUT I BET IF YOUR A BOY, YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION NOW.
123 00:11:37,046 00:11:39,498 REALLY CLOSE ATTENTION. REALLY CLOSE ATTENTION.
124 00:12:01,137 00:12:07,610 "AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE'RE TOGETHER AT LAST, ONCE MORE. "AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE'RE TOGETHER AT LAST, ONCE MORE.
125 00:12:08,110 00:12:10,613 "BEING APART IS SO PAINFUL. "BEING APART IS SO PAINFUL.
126 00:12:10,613 00:12:14,533 P.S. I REALLY MISS YOUR HUGE TOOL." P.S. I REALLY MISS YOUR HUGE TOOL."
127 00:12:14,533 00:12:17,470 [ Laughing ] ISN'T SHE THE SWEETEST THING? [ Laughing ] ISN'T SHE THE SWEETEST THING?
128 00:12:17,870 00:12:20,639 DEFINITELY A KEEPER. OH! DEFINITELY A KEEPER. OH!
129 00:12:20,639 00:12:26,011 [ Amber ] OH, BUT GINGER AND ADAM WOULD SOON PAY THE PRICE FOR THEIR SINS. [ Amber ] OH, BUT GINGER AND ADAM WOULD SOON PAY THE PRICE FOR THEIR SINS.
130 00:12:27,012 00:12:30,015 [ Train Whistle Blaring ] [ Train Whistle Blaring ]
131 00:12:32,518 00:12:35,521 C'MON, C'MON, C'MON! C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!
132 00:12:35,521 00:12:38,524 THIRTY MORE SECONDS. [ Woman ] WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? THIRTY MORE SECONDS. [ Woman ] WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
133 00:12:39,024 00:12:40,526 OH, NOTHING, MOM. OH, NOTHING, MOM.
134 00:12:40,526 00:12:45,030 WELL, THEN GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OUT TO THE FREAKIN' STORE AND PICK ME UP CIGARETTES. WELL, THEN GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OUT TO THE FREAKIN' STORE AND PICK ME UP CIGARETTES.
135 00:12:45,030 00:12:46,532 SURE, OKAY. SURE, OKAY.
136 00:12:46,532 00:12:48,033 JUST DO IT NOW! JUST DO IT NOW!
137 00:12:48,033 00:12:50,469 C'MON! [ Mother ] MENTHOL! C'MON! [ Mother ] MENTHOL!
138 00:12:50,469 00:12:52,922 IT'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE!
139 00:12:52,922 00:12:55,925 BLUE MEANS I'M PREGNANT, YOU DUMB ASS! BLUE MEANS I'M PREGNANT, YOU DUMB ASS!
140 00:12:58,861 00:13:00,362 IT'S BLUE. IT'S BLUE.
141 00:13:01,864 00:13:03,866 DAMN! [ Kicks Wall ] DAMN! [ Kicks Wall ]
142 00:13:09,872 00:13:11,373 OOPS! OOPS!
143 00:13:12,374 00:13:15,327 LOOK, MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU ATE. YOU THINK? LOOK, MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU ATE. YOU THINK?
144 00:13:15,327 00:13:18,330 YEAH, LIKE BAD CORN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YEAH, LIKE BAD CORN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
145 00:13:18,330 00:13:21,834 NO, BECAUSE I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING TODAY. WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO? NO, BECAUSE I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING TODAY. WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?
146 00:13:21,834 00:13:23,836 CAN'T WE GET RID OF IT? CAN'T WE GET RID OF IT?
147 00:13:23,836 00:13:25,838 SURE, IF WE HAD 400 BUCKS. SURE, IF WE HAD 400 BUCKS.
148 00:13:25,838 00:13:28,841 400? THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF HOME KIT. 400? THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF HOME KIT.
149 00:13:28,841 00:13:30,342 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
150 00:13:30,843 00:13:32,845 C'MON. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? C'MON. HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
151 00:13:36,282 00:13:39,718 [ Croaking ] [ Croaking ]
152 00:13:52,948 00:13:55,451 MMM. KIND OF TANGY. MMM. KIND OF TANGY.
153 00:13:55,451 00:13:57,453 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT.
154 00:13:57,453 00:13:59,455 WELL, IAMPREGNANT. WELL, IAMPREGNANT.
155 00:13:59,455 00:14:03,943 DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL? DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL?
156 00:14:04,343 00:14:06,278 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING DROPPING. I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING DROPPING.
157 00:14:06,278 00:14:08,447 I DON'T THINK SO. AW, DAMN! I DON'T THINK SO. AW, DAMN!
158 00:14:13,352 00:14:17,840 MAYBE IF YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH OR THREW ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. MAYBE IF YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH OR THREW ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
159 00:14:17,840 00:14:22,328 WELL, MY MOM WOULD GET MAD IF YOU MARKED UP THE WALLS AND STUFF. WELL, MY MOM WOULD GET MAD IF YOU MARKED UP THE WALLS AND STUFF.
160 00:14:22,328 00:14:24,830 C'MON, LET'S KEEP TRYING. C'MON, LET'S KEEP TRYING.
161 00:14:40,646 00:14:42,648 [ Crashing, Splashing ] [ Crashing, Splashing ]
162 00:14:46,101 00:14:47,603 [ Amber ] WHEN ALL THEIR OPTIONS RAN OUT, [ Amber ] WHEN ALL THEIR OPTIONS RAN OUT,
163 00:14:48,103 00:14:51,523 ADAM DECIDED TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND TELL HIS UNDERSTANDING PARENTS. ADAM DECIDED TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND TELL HIS UNDERSTANDING PARENTS.
164 00:14:52,024 00:14:57,029 SO, GINGER, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO MEET A NEW FRIEND OF ADAM'S. SO, GINGER, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO MEET A NEW FRIEND OF ADAM'S.
165 00:14:57,029 00:14:59,531 ACTUALLY, WE'RE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS. ACTUALLY, WE'RE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS.
166 00:14:59,531 00:15:03,402 ADAM, AREN'T YOU AND AMBER STILL GOING STEADY? ADAM, AREN'T YOU AND AMBER STILL GOING STEADY?
167 00:15:03,402 00:15:08,407 OH, YEAH, SURE, BUT GINGER AND I AREN'T GOING OUT. OH, YEAH, SURE, BUT GINGER AND I AREN'T GOING OUT.
168 00:15:08,407 00:15:09,842 WE'RE JUST DOING IT. WE'RE JUST DOING IT.
169 00:15:13,145 00:15:17,583 YOU DO REALIZE THIS ISN'T VERY CHRIST-LIKE BEHAVIOR. YOU DO REALIZE THIS ISN'T VERY CHRIST-LIKE BEHAVIOR.
170 00:15:17,583 00:15:21,003 JESUS WOULD DEFINITELY NOT APPROVE. JESUS WOULD DEFINITELY NOT APPROVE.
171 00:15:21,003 00:15:22,688 HONEY, I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARD ON YOU, HONEY, I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARD ON YOU,
172 00:15:23,088 00:15:25,491 BUT JESUS WAS AGAINST SEX FOR PLEASURE. BUT JESUS WAS AGAINST SEX FOR PLEASURE.
173 00:15:25,491 00:15:28,394 EXCEPT IN THE MOVIE I SAW ON CABLE WITH DAVID BOWIE, EXCEPT IN THE MOVIE I SAW ON CABLE WITH DAVID BOWIE,
174 00:15:28,394 00:15:30,396 WHERE JESUS SLEPT WITH THIS CHICK. WHERE JESUS SLEPT WITH THIS CHICK.
175 00:15:30,396 00:15:32,331 LUCKY BASTARD. LUCKY BASTARD.
176 00:15:33,766 00:15:36,769 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOTHER LETS YOU WATCH SUCH FILTH. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOTHER LETS YOU WATCH SUCH FILTH.
177 00:15:37,219 00:15:39,688 ACTUALLY, MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY CARE WHAT I DO, ACTUALLY, MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY CARE WHAT I DO,
178 00:15:39,688 00:15:42,191 ALTHOUGH MY BEING KNOCKED-UP MIGHT GET A RISE OUT OF HER. ALTHOUGH MY BEING KNOCKED-UP MIGHT GET A RISE OUT OF HER.
179 00:15:42,191 00:15:43,626 WHAT? WHAT?
180 00:15:45,794 00:15:48,230 OH, I'M PREGNANT. YOU KNOW, LIKE MARY WAS WITH JESUS, OH, I'M PREGNANT. YOU KNOW, LIKE MARY WAS WITH JESUS,
181 00:15:48,230 00:15:50,616 EXCEPT I KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS. EXCEPT I KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS.
182 00:15:52,968 00:15:55,404 DEAR LORD! DEAR LORD!
183 00:16:01,844 00:16:03,846 JEEZ, HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? MOM? JEEZ, HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? MOM?
184 00:16:05,848 00:16:09,852 YES. I JUST NEED A LITTLE AIR. YES. I JUST NEED A LITTLE AIR.
185 00:16:13,355 00:16:15,858 LOOK, MOM, DAD, LOOK, MOM, DAD,
186 00:16:16,358 00:16:20,863 I KNOW THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST TIMING, BUT CAN I HAVE $400? I KNOW THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST TIMING, BUT CAN I HAVE $400?
187 00:16:20,863 00:16:23,866 FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS? WHAT IN THE WORLD FOR? FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS? WHAT IN THE WORLD FOR?
188 00:16:23,866 00:16:29,321 WELL, GINGER AND I, WE WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. WELL, GINGER AND I, WE WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.
189 00:16:29,321 00:16:32,257 HONEY, I DON'T MEAN TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, HONEY, I DON'T MEAN TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,
190 00:16:32,257 00:16:36,762 BUT IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN $400 TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. BUT IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN $400 TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.
191 00:16:36,762 00:16:39,665 WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT GOING TO COST THEN? WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT GOING TO COST THEN?
192 00:16:39,665 00:16:42,568 THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO CONSIDER: THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO CONSIDER:
193 00:16:42,568 00:16:45,070 FOOD, CLOTHING, DIAPERS. FOOD, CLOTHING, DIAPERS.
194 00:16:45,571 00:16:48,524 WE WERE THINKING IT WOULD BE CHEAPER IF WE DIDN'T-- WE WERE THINKING IT WOULD BE CHEAPER IF WE DIDN'T--
195 00:16:49,024 00:16:52,411 OH, GINGER, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THE COST. OH, GINGER, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THE COST.
196 00:16:52,411 00:16:56,415 ADAM'S FATHER AND I WILL DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO HELP. ADAM'S FATHER AND I WILL DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO HELP.
197 00:16:56,415 00:16:59,418 A BABY IS A GIFT FROM GOD. A BABY IS A GIFT FROM GOD.
198 00:16:59,418 00:17:01,887 A BUNDLE OF PURE JOY. A BUNDLE OF PURE JOY.
199 00:17:02,388 00:17:04,757 EVEN IF IT IS A BASTARD. EVEN IF IT IS A BASTARD.
200 00:17:05,207 00:17:09,645 AND I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL FEEL THE SAME WAY, WON'T THEY, HONEY? AND I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL FEEL THE SAME WAY, WON'T THEY, HONEY?
201 00:17:12,648 00:17:17,152 [ Man And Woman Arguing ] [ Man And Woman Arguing ]
202 00:17:25,160 00:17:27,346 MAYBE YOUR MOTHER WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THE NEWS. MAYBE YOUR MOTHER WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THE NEWS.
203 00:17:27,346 00:17:29,715 YEAH, RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOM. YEAH, RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOM.
204 00:17:30,165 00:17:33,135 SHE'S A COMPLETE PSYCHO. SHE'S A COMPLETE PSYCHO.
205 00:17:33,619 00:17:35,888 WHAT ABOUT YOUR STEPDAD? WHAT ABOUT YOUR STEPDAD?
206 00:17:35,888 00:17:38,624 HE'S QUEER. HE'S QUEER.
207 00:17:38,624 00:17:40,109 NO WAY! NO WAY!
208 00:17:40,109 00:17:42,027 WAY. WAY.
209 00:17:42,027 00:17:44,530 HE LIVES IN QUEENS WITH HIS BOYFRIEND. HE LIVES IN QUEENS WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
210 00:17:44,530 00:17:45,998 WOW! WOW!
211 00:17:46,498 00:17:49,234 THEY HAVE THEIR OWN CITY AND EVERYTHING? THEY HAVE THEIR OWN CITY AND EVERYTHING?
212 00:17:49,234 00:17:51,036 SHE'S GONNA BE SO PISSED. SHE'S GONNA BE SO PISSED.
213 00:17:51,036 00:17:56,508 LOOK, YOU SAW HOW WELL MY PARENTS TOOK IT. I MEAN-- LOOK, YOU SAW HOW WELL MY PARENTS TOOK IT. I MEAN--
214 00:17:56,942 00:17:59,478 MAYBE YOUR MOTHER WILL TAKE IT BETTER THAN YOU THINK. MAYBE YOUR MOTHER WILL TAKE IT BETTER THAN YOU THINK.
215 00:17:59,912 00:18:00,846 YOU'RE WHAT? YOU'RE WHAT?
216 00:18:00,846 00:18:02,831 I'M PREGNANT. I'M PREGNANT.
217 00:18:02,831 00:18:06,385 WELL, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING, WELL, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING,
218 00:18:06,885 00:18:12,391 LEG SPREADING, OVER-OVULATING LITTLE SLUT! LEG SPREADING, OVER-OVULATING LITTLE SLUT!
219 00:18:12,391 00:18:13,826 I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.
220 00:18:13,826 00:18:14,777 WHORE! WHORE!
221 00:18:15,277 00:18:16,779 BITCH! BITCH!
222 00:18:17,262 00:18:19,214 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
223 00:18:19,715 00:18:21,150 LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
224 00:18:21,150 00:18:23,585 HELL-BOUND HUSSY! HELL-BOUND HUSSY!
225 00:18:24,536 00:18:26,538 I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A FISH, I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A FISH,
226 00:18:26,538 00:18:29,424 AND WEAVE YOUR INTESTINES INTO MACRAME! AND WEAVE YOUR INTESTINES INTO MACRAME!
227 00:18:32,778 00:18:35,197 SHE'S CRAZY. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? SHE'S CRAZY. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?
228 00:18:35,197 00:18:38,133 I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE MAN. AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING BRAVE? I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE MAN. AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING BRAVE?
229 00:18:38,133 00:18:41,086 YEAH, YEAH! YEAH, YEAH!
230 00:18:41,086 00:18:45,424 [ Mother ] I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU WHORE. [ Mother ] I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU WHORE.
231 00:18:45,424 00:18:47,392 YOU-- YOU--
232 00:18:47,392 00:18:51,280 YOU MOLESTING SON OF A-- YOU MOLESTING SON OF A--
233 00:18:51,280 00:18:54,116 GET AWAY FROM-- GET AWAY FROM--
234 00:18:54,116 00:18:58,353 GET OF MY HOUSE, YOU LITTLE LUSTY SCUMBAG! GET OF MY HOUSE, YOU LITTLE LUSTY SCUMBAG!
235 00:18:58,854 00:19:01,607 YOU WHORE! YOU WHORE!
236 00:19:01,607 00:19:04,409 YOU LITTLE HELL-BOUND HUSSY! YOU LITTLE HELL-BOUND HUSSY!
237 00:19:18,757 00:19:21,710 [ Screaming ] [ Screaming ]
238 00:19:21,710 00:19:25,164 LET ME GO! GET AWAY FROM ME! LET ME GO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
239 00:19:25,164 00:19:28,167 SHE'S MY FRIGGIN' DAUGHTER! I CAN KILL HER IF I WANT TO! SHE'S MY FRIGGIN' DAUGHTER! I CAN KILL HER IF I WANT TO!
240 00:19:28,167 00:19:29,668 I MADE HER! I MADE HER!
241 00:19:29,668 00:19:32,171 YOU! YOU IMPREGNATING MOLESTER. YOU! YOU IMPREGNATING MOLESTER.
242 00:19:32,171 00:19:34,673 YOU OUGHT TO BE ARRESTING HIM. YOU OUGHT TO BE ARRESTING HIM.
243 00:19:34,673 00:19:38,177 HE KNOCKED UP MY BABY! HE KNOCKED UP MY BABY!
244 00:19:40,179 00:19:42,181 IT'S A GOOD THING YOUR NEIGHBOR HEARD YOU AND CALLED US. IT'S A GOOD THING YOUR NEIGHBOR HEARD YOU AND CALLED US.
245 00:19:42,181 00:19:44,683 OH, GOD. THIS TIME WAS THE WORST. I REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE GONERS. OH, GOD. THIS TIME WAS THE WORST. I REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE GONERS.
246 00:19:44,683 00:19:46,685 IT MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY SCARY FOR YOU KIDS, HUH? IT MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY SCARY FOR YOU KIDS, HUH?
247 00:19:47,186 00:19:50,189 YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD THING I WAS THERE TO PROTECT HER. RIGHT. YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD THING I WAS THERE TO PROTECT HER. RIGHT.
248 00:19:50,189 00:19:51,690 ARE WE FREE TO GO NOW, OFFICER? ARE WE FREE TO GO NOW, OFFICER?
249 00:19:51,690 00:19:54,626 ACTUALLY, WE NEED THIS LITTLE LADY TO COME DOWN, SPEAK TO SOCIAL SERVICES. ACTUALLY, WE NEED THIS LITTLE LADY TO COME DOWN, SPEAK TO SOCIAL SERVICES.
250 00:19:54,626 00:19:56,461 DO I HAVE TO? DO I HAVE TO?
251 00:19:56,461 00:19:59,965 WE NEED TO GET YOU CHECKED OUT, MISS, FOR THE BABY AND ALL. WE NEED TO GET YOU CHECKED OUT, MISS, FOR THE BABY AND ALL.
252 00:19:59,965 00:20:01,967 SO HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU? SO HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
253 00:20:01,967 00:20:03,468 HUH? HUH?
254 00:20:03,468 00:20:04,903 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THE BABY WAS CONCEIVED? YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THE BABY WAS CONCEIVED?
255 00:20:08,907 00:20:11,843 WHEN DID YOU KNOCK HER UP? WHEN DID YOU KNOCK HER UP?
256 00:20:11,843 00:20:14,346 OH. WELL, I'M NOT SURE, REALLY. OH. WELL, I'M NOT SURE, REALLY.
257 00:20:14,346 00:20:17,216 MAYBE IT WAS THAT FIRST TIME WE DID IT BACK AT THE LITTLE CHICKEN. MAYBE IT WAS THAT FIRST TIME WE DID IT BACK AT THE LITTLE CHICKEN.
258 00:20:17,216 00:20:21,670 - OR AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. - YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY? - OR AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. - YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?
259 00:20:21,670 00:20:26,508 YEAH. THE BIG ONE-EIGHT. NOW I'M OLD ENOUGH TO GET DRUNK IN CANADA. YEAH. THE BIG ONE-EIGHT. NOW I'M OLD ENOUGH TO GET DRUNK IN CANADA.
260 00:20:27,009 00:20:29,978 SO YOU THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE TWO OCCASIONS, HUH? SO YOU THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE TWO OCCASIONS, HUH?
261 00:20:30,462 00:20:31,930 MAYBE IT WAS THAT TIME WHEN WE DID IT IN THE MALL. MAYBE IT WAS THAT TIME WHEN WE DID IT IN THE MALL.
262 00:20:31,930 00:20:33,932 OR WHEN ROCKY LET US USE HIS PARENTS' HOT TUB. OR WHEN ROCKY LET US USE HIS PARENTS' HOT TUB.
263 00:20:33,932 00:20:37,419 OR THAT TIME WHEN WE WERE IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MOVIE THEATER. OR THAT TIME WHEN WE WERE IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MOVIE THEATER.
264 00:20:37,419 00:20:41,857 - [ Mother Shouting ] - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! - [ Mother Shouting ] - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
265 00:20:41,857 00:20:43,358 WE'D BETTER GET GOING. WE'D BETTER GET GOING.
266 00:20:43,358 00:20:48,830 WAIT. WILL YOU COME DOWN WITH ME, PLEASE? WAIT. WILL YOU COME DOWN WITH ME, PLEASE?
267 00:20:48,830 00:20:52,834 I'LL-- YOU IN THE COP CAR. I'LL-- YOU IN THE COP CAR.
268 00:20:52,834 00:20:54,836 I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK. I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK.
269 00:20:56,838 00:21:00,192 [ Mother ] GET HIM IN HERE! I WANT TO KILL HIM! [ Mother ] GET HIM IN HERE! I WANT TO KILL HIM!
270 00:21:04,579 00:21:07,082 [ Amber ] GINGER'S MOTHER CONTINUED TO BE UNREASONABLE... [ Amber ] GINGER'S MOTHER CONTINUED TO BE UNREASONABLE...
271 00:21:07,082 00:21:10,152 SO ADAM WAS QUICK TO LEND A HELPING HAND. SO ADAM WAS QUICK TO LEND A HELPING HAND.
272 00:21:10,652 00:21:13,155 HERE WE ARE. HERE WE ARE.
273 00:21:13,155 00:21:16,658 IT'S NO PROBLEM, HONEY. YOU STAY WITH US UNTIL THINGS CALM DOWN AT HOME. IT'S NO PROBLEM, HONEY. YOU STAY WITH US UNTIL THINGS CALM DOWN AT HOME.
274 00:21:17,159 00:21:19,077 JUST TRY NOT TO STEAL ANYTHING. JUST TRY NOT TO STEAL ANYTHING.
275 00:21:19,077 00:21:21,079 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, MRS. FISHER. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, MRS. FISHER.
276 00:21:21,079 00:21:25,317 WELL, AFTER ALL, YOU ARE CARRYING OUR FIRST ILLEGITIMATE GRANDCHILD. WELL, AFTER ALL, YOU ARE CARRYING OUR FIRST ILLEGITIMATE GRANDCHILD.
277 00:21:25,317 00:21:27,786 THAT MAKES YOU ONE OF THE FAMILY NOW. THAT MAKES YOU ONE OF THE FAMILY NOW.
278 00:21:29,288 00:21:30,989 [ Amber ] HEARTWARMING, ISN'T IT? [ Amber ] HEARTWARMING, ISN'T IT?
279 00:21:30,989 00:21:33,792 A TOTAL MOMENT FOR THE FAMILY ALBUM. A TOTAL MOMENT FOR THE FAMILY ALBUM.
280 00:21:38,196 00:21:41,116 [ School Bell Ringing ] [ School Bell Ringing ]
281 00:21:41,616 00:21:45,103 [ Amber ] ADAM WOULD SOON SUFFER THE FULL CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS. [ Amber ] ADAM WOULD SOON SUFFER THE FULL CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS.
282 00:21:45,604 00:21:48,106 BUT FOR NOW, HE REMAINED BLISSFULLY IGNORANT, BUT FOR NOW, HE REMAINED BLISSFULLY IGNORANT,
283 00:21:48,106 00:21:50,342 AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS DREAM SEQUENCE. AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS DREAM SEQUENCE.
284 00:21:50,742 00:21:53,628 ???? [ Pop ] ???? [ Pop ]
285 00:21:53,628 00:21:57,582 [ Amber ] BABY, HIT HER ONE MORE TIME. PLEASE. [ Amber ] BABY, HIT HER ONE MORE TIME. PLEASE.
286 00:21:57,582 00:22:00,535 ???? [ Continues ] ???? [ Continues ]
287 00:22:00,535 00:22:02,487 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
288 00:22:02,487 00:22:04,406 ?? AND MAKIN' LOVE ?? ?? AND MAKIN' LOVE ??
289 00:22:04,406 00:22:06,808 ?? DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME WITH ME ?? ?? DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME WITH ME ??
290 00:22:06,808 00:22:09,211 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
291 00:22:13,598 00:22:15,550 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
292 00:22:20,806 00:22:23,208 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
293 00:22:23,208 00:22:25,077 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
294 00:22:25,577 00:22:26,962 ?? FALLING IN LOVE ?? ?? FALLING IN LOVE ??
295 00:22:26,962 00:22:28,397 ?? DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME WITH ME ?? ?? DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME WITH ME ??
296 00:22:28,397 00:22:30,332 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
297 00:22:30,332 00:22:32,284 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
298 00:22:32,284 00:22:34,236 ?? AND MAKIN' LOVE ?? ?? AND MAKIN' LOVE ??
299 00:22:34,236 00:22:35,737 ?? DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME WITH ME ?? ?? DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME WITH ME ??
300 00:22:35,737 00:22:38,690 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
301 00:22:38,690 00:22:40,642 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
302 00:22:40,642 00:22:43,545 ?? YOU WANNA GET WITH ME ?? ?? YOU WANNA GET WITH ME ??
303 00:22:43,545 00:22:45,981 ?? TELL ME, TELL ME AM I ON YOUR MIND ?? ?? TELL ME, TELL ME AM I ON YOUR MIND ??
304 00:22:45,981 00:22:48,383 ?? ALL OF THE TIME ?? ?? ALL OF THE TIME ??
305 00:22:48,383 00:22:51,837 ? ?? LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW ? ? ?? LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW LET ME KNOW, LET ME KNOW ?
306 00:22:51,837 00:22:55,824 ???? [ Continues ] ???? [ Continues ]
307 00:23:03,732 00:23:06,618 ? ?? IF YOU WANNA BE MY MAN THEN TAKE ME BY THE HAND ? ? ?? IF YOU WANNA BE MY MAN THEN TAKE ME BY THE HAND ?
308 00:23:06,618 00:23:10,572 ?? ALL DAY ALL I WANNA DO IS SPEND TIME WITH YOU ?? ?? ALL DAY ALL I WANNA DO IS SPEND TIME WITH YOU ??
309 00:23:10,572 00:23:14,493 ?? ALL NIGHT I KNOW YOU WANNA GET WITH ME TOO ?? ?? ALL NIGHT I KNOW YOU WANNA GET WITH ME TOO ??
310 00:23:14,493 00:23:17,979 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME THE WAY THAT I THINK ABOUT YOU ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME THE WAY THAT I THINK ABOUT YOU ??
311 00:23:17,979 00:23:21,416 ?? YOU TREAT ME RIGHT LIKE NOBODY ELSE CAN DO ?? ?? YOU TREAT ME RIGHT LIKE NOBODY ELSE CAN DO ??
312 00:23:21,416 00:23:23,769 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
313 00:23:28,607 00:23:31,560 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
314 00:23:36,047 00:23:38,517 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
315 00:23:38,517 00:23:40,452 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
316 00:23:43,455 00:23:45,390 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
317 00:23:45,891 00:23:46,842 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
318 00:23:51,213 00:23:53,198 ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ? ? ?? WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ?
319 00:23:53,198 00:23:54,699 ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ?? ?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ??
320 00:23:54,699 00:23:57,202 [ Woman On P.A. ] ADAM FISHER? [ Woman On P.A. ] ADAM FISHER?
321 00:23:57,202 00:23:59,704 ADAM FISHER? ADAM FISHER?
322 00:23:59,704 00:24:02,607 ADAM FISHER, PLEASE COME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. ADAM FISHER, PLEASE COME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
323 00:24:02,607 00:24:04,593 ADAM FISHER. ADAM FISHER.
324 00:24:04,593 00:24:06,094 WHAT'D YOU DO THIS TIME, ADAM? WHAT'D YOU DO THIS TIME, ADAM?
325 00:24:06,094 00:24:08,597 [ Amber ] JUST WHEN THE FISHERS THOUGHT THAT THE ONLY THING THEY HAD TO WORRY ABOUT... [ Amber ] JUST WHEN THE FISHERS THOUGHT THAT THE ONLY THING THEY HAD TO WORRY ABOUT...
326 00:24:08,597 00:24:12,100 WAS SOME MISSING FLATWARE, WHOO! ADAM'S IN TROUBLE. WAS SOME MISSING FLATWARE, WHOO! ADAM'S IN TROUBLE.
327 00:24:12,100 00:24:14,603 THINGS TOOK A DISASTROUS TURN. THINGS TOOK A DISASTROUS TURN.
328 00:24:14,603 00:24:17,606 GREAT. HERE WE GO AGAIN. GREAT. HERE WE GO AGAIN.
329 00:24:17,606 00:24:19,057 [ Girl ] HEY, AMBER. WHAT? [ Girl ] HEY, AMBER. WHAT?
330 00:24:23,995 00:24:25,997 HEY, WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE THIS TIME? HEY, WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE THIS TIME?
331 00:24:25,997 00:24:29,501 MAYBE A TONSIL INSPECTION IN THE NURSE'S OFFICE? NOT THIS TIME, ADAM. MAYBE A TONSIL INSPECTION IN THE NURSE'S OFFICE? NOT THIS TIME, ADAM.
332 00:24:29,501 00:24:33,004 THIS TIME, THE PRINCIPAL ACTUALLY DOES NEED TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE. THIS TIME, THE PRINCIPAL ACTUALLY DOES NEED TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE.
333 00:24:33,004 00:24:35,507 WHY? WHAT'S UP? I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. WHY? WHAT'S UP? I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
334 00:24:36,007 00:24:40,011 SOME GUYS WENT IN THERE, AND THEN HE BUZZED ME AND ASKED ME TO CALL YOU DOWN. SOME GUYS WENT IN THERE, AND THEN HE BUZZED ME AND ASKED ME TO CALL YOU DOWN.
335 00:24:41,947 00:24:43,949 ADAM FISHER? YEAH? ADAM FISHER? YEAH?
336 00:24:43,949 00:24:46,451 MR. FISHER, I'M DETECTIVE GRANGER FROM THE GATLIN POLICE DEPARTMENT. MR. FISHER, I'M DETECTIVE GRANGER FROM THE GATLIN POLICE DEPARTMENT.
337 00:24:46,952 00:24:50,455 WE NEED YOU TO COME DOWN TO THE STATION WITH US. WHY? WE NEED YOU TO COME DOWN TO THE STATION WITH US. WHY?
338 00:24:50,455 00:24:53,458 I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION OF STATUTORY RAPE. I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION OF STATUTORY RAPE.
339 00:24:53,458 00:24:56,928 DO YOU THINK I DID IT WITH A STATUE? DO YOU THINK I DID IT WITH A STATUE?
340 00:24:58,363 00:25:01,366 MR. FISHER, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, I'M INNOCENT. MR. FISHER, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, I'M INNOCENT.
341 00:25:01,366 00:25:04,870 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.
342 00:25:04,870 00:25:07,873 IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD AN ATTORNEY, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU. IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD AN ATTORNEY, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU.
343 00:25:07,873 00:25:09,374 DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR RIGHTS? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR RIGHTS?
344 00:25:10,825 00:25:12,827 HEY, BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE. HEY, BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE.
345 00:25:12,827 00:25:16,331 THEY'RE TAKING ME TO THE BIG HOUSE. YEAH? WHAT DID YOU DO? THEY'RE TAKING ME TO THE BIG HOUSE. YEAH? WHAT DID YOU DO?
346 00:25:16,331 00:25:18,333 IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH STATUES. IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH STATUES.
347 00:25:18,333 00:25:22,337 STATUTORY RAPE. UNDERAGE SEX IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME. STATUTORY RAPE. UNDERAGE SEX IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.
348 00:25:24,839 00:25:28,793 LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T TELL AMBER ABOUT THE COPS AND ALL. LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T TELL AMBER ABOUT THE COPS AND ALL.
349 00:25:30,795 00:25:33,882 HE'S SO BUSTED. HE'S SO BUSTED.
350 00:25:33,882 00:25:36,201 YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR BANGING A SOPHOMORE? YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR BANGING A SOPHOMORE?
351 00:25:39,604 00:25:41,573 [ Mrs. Fisher ] HI. YOU'VE REACHED THE FISHERS'. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [ Mrs. Fisher ] HI. YOU'VE REACHED THE FISHERS'. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
352 00:25:41,573 00:25:43,975 [ Woman ] THIS IS THE OPERATOR WITH A COLLECT CALL... [ Woman ] THIS IS THE OPERATOR WITH A COLLECT CALL...
353 00:25:43,975 00:25:45,577 FROM THE GATLIN COUNTY JAIL FROM ADAM. FROM THE GATLIN COUNTY JAIL FROM ADAM.
354 00:25:45,577 00:25:46,778 WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES? WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES?
355 00:26:37,312 00:26:41,833 ALL RIGHT, FISHER, THE LIEUTENANT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. ALL RIGHT, FISHER, THE LIEUTENANT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
356 00:26:50,058 00:26:54,012 YOU CAN USE THAT PHONE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS WHILE I FINISH WITH THIS REPORT. YOU CAN USE THAT PHONE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS WHILE I FINISH WITH THIS REPORT.
357 00:26:54,012 00:26:55,981 MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN UNTIL TOMORROW. MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN UNTIL TOMORROW.
358 00:26:55,981 00:26:58,483 THEY'RE AT THE "UP WITH JESUS" FESTIVAL IN OHIO. THEY'RE AT THE "UP WITH JESUS" FESTIVAL IN OHIO.
359 00:26:58,483 00:27:01,953 DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY IN THE AREA? DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY IN THE AREA?
360 00:27:01,953 00:27:06,791 THERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HER A CALL THEN? THERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HER A CALL THEN?
361 00:27:06,791 00:27:08,576 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S KIND OF MOODY. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S KIND OF MOODY.
362 00:27:08,576 00:27:11,930 LISTEN, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU IN THE LOCKUP THEN. LISTEN, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU IN THE LOCKUP THEN.
363 00:27:11,930 00:27:14,265 IT'S UP TO YOU. [ Man ] I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP. IT'S UP TO YOU. [ Man ] I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP.
364 00:27:14,699 00:27:17,118 I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP. I'M GONNA MESS EVERYBODY UP! I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP. I'M GONNA MESS EVERYBODY UP!
365 00:27:17,118 00:27:21,923 I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE EYEBALLS AND SNAP YOUR HEAD LIKE A CHICKEN! I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE EYEBALLS AND SNAP YOUR HEAD LIKE A CHICKEN!
366 00:27:27,646 00:27:30,465 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
367 00:27:32,384 00:27:34,836 YOU HAVE TO TALK INTO THE MICROPHONE. YOU HAVE TO TALK INTO THE MICROPHONE.
368 00:27:46,681 00:27:48,183 OH. OH.
369 00:27:50,685 00:27:53,171 [ Blows ] [ Blows ]
370 00:27:53,171 00:27:57,108 WELL, ANYWAYS, ADAM, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? WELL, ANYWAYS, ADAM, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
371 00:27:57,108 00:27:59,110 I MEAN, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING BACK THERE. I MEAN, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING BACK THERE.
372 00:27:59,110 00:28:00,545 NO, NO, I'M NOT, AMBER. NO, NO, I'M NOT, AMBER.
373 00:28:00,545 00:28:02,547 LOOK, IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING. LOOK, IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.
374 00:28:02,547 00:28:06,251 GOOD. I SHOULD HOPE SO. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN DEAD MAN WALKINGHERE. GOOD. I SHOULD HOPE SO. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN DEAD MAN WALKINGHERE.
375 00:28:06,251 00:28:08,370 WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU DO?
376 00:28:08,370 00:28:10,288 YOU SEE-- YOU SEE--
377 00:28:10,288 00:28:12,957 I SORT OF SAW THIS GIRL A COUPLE OF TIMES. I SORT OF SAW THIS GIRL A COUPLE OF TIMES.
378 00:28:12,957 00:28:16,094 WHAT? AND FOR SOME REASON, WHAT? AND FOR SOME REASON,
379 00:28:16,094 00:28:18,546 BECAUSE I'M 18 NOW, AND SHE'S STILL 15-- BECAUSE I'M 18 NOW, AND SHE'S STILL 15--
380 00:28:18,546 00:28:21,516 WAIT. YOU WERE SEEING A SOPHOMORE? WAIT. YOU WERE SEEING A SOPHOMORE?
381 00:28:21,516 00:28:25,553 KIND OF. SEE, SHE MOVED IN WITH US THE OTHER DAY... KIND OF. SEE, SHE MOVED IN WITH US THE OTHER DAY...
382 00:28:25,553 00:28:27,555 BECAUSE WE WERE TELLING HER-- WHAT? BECAUSE WE WERE TELLING HER-- WHAT?
383 00:28:27,555 00:28:31,059 I KIND OF GOT HER PREGNANT. [ ANGRY YELLING ] I KIND OF GOT HER PREGNANT. [ ANGRY YELLING ]
384 00:28:35,947 00:28:37,832 [ Banging ] [ Banging ]
385 00:28:41,603 00:28:43,571 OW! OW!
386 00:28:43,571 00:28:46,040 YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY?
387 00:28:46,541 00:28:50,478 JUST-- JUST TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE HER. JUST-- JUST TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE HER.
388 00:28:50,962 00:28:54,849 LOOK, I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. I LOVE YOU. LOOK, I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. I LOVE YOU.
389 00:28:54,849 00:28:57,769 I NEED YOU SO BAD. I NEED YOU SO BAD.
390 00:29:01,122 00:29:04,876 I PROMISE I'VE LEARNED THE ERROR OF MY WICKED WAYS. I PROMISE I'VE LEARNED THE ERROR OF MY WICKED WAYS.
391 00:29:04,876 00:29:09,614 I'VE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES. I KNOW THAT. I'VE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES. I KNOW THAT.
392 00:29:09,614 00:29:13,168 BUT RIGHT NOW, WHAT I NEED MOST IS... BUT RIGHT NOW, WHAT I NEED MOST IS...
393 00:29:13,585 00:29:16,421 IS YOUR FORGIVENESS. IS YOUR FORGIVENESS.
394 00:29:20,708 00:29:24,529 OH, AND CAN YOU FIND MY PARENTS AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A LAWYER? OH, AND CAN YOU FIND MY PARENTS AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A LAWYER?
395 00:29:28,366 00:29:33,371 [ Amber ] CHUCK VERY WELL COULD HAVE BEEN THE FISHERS' FIRST MISTAKE. [ Amber ] CHUCK VERY WELL COULD HAVE BEEN THE FISHERS' FIRST MISTAKE.
396 00:29:33,371 00:29:36,374 WELL, SECOND. WELL, SECOND.
397 00:29:54,342 00:29:57,812 ADAM. I'M CHUCK CLOPPERMAN. ADAM. I'M CHUCK CLOPPERMAN.
398 00:29:57,812 00:30:00,131 HI, MR. CLOPPERMAN. HI, MR. CLOPPERMAN.
399 00:30:00,131 00:30:02,584 PLEASE, CALL ME CHUCK. PLEASE, CALL ME CHUCK.
400 00:30:02,584 00:30:06,588 ADAM, YOUR PARENTS HAVE HIRED ME TO REPRESENT YOU IN THE MATTER AT HAND. ADAM, YOUR PARENTS HAVE HIRED ME TO REPRESENT YOU IN THE MATTER AT HAND.
401 00:30:06,588 00:30:10,058 I WANT YOU TO REST ASSURED THAT YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS NOW, SON, I WANT YOU TO REST ASSURED THAT YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS NOW, SON,
402 00:30:10,058 00:30:12,243 AND THERE'S NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT. AND THERE'S NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.
403 00:30:12,243 00:30:14,245 HOW MUCH LONGER WILL I HAVE TO BE IN HERE? HOW MUCH LONGER WILL I HAVE TO BE IN HERE?
404 00:30:14,245 00:30:16,648 THERE'S ULTIMATE FIGHTING ON PAY-PER-VIEW TONIGHT. THERE'S ULTIMATE FIGHTING ON PAY-PER-VIEW TONIGHT.
405 00:30:18,950 00:30:20,819 WELL, FORTUNATELY FOR US THEN, WELL, FORTUNATELY FOR US THEN,
406 00:30:21,319 00:30:23,721 WE WERE ABLE TO SCHEDULE YOUR ARRAIGNMENT FOR THIS AFTERNOON. WE WERE ABLE TO SCHEDULE YOUR ARRAIGNMENT FOR THIS AFTERNOON.
407 00:30:23,721 00:30:28,076 I'M GOING TO ASK THE JUDGE TO RELEASE YOU ON YOUR OWN... RECOGNIZANCE. I'M GOING TO ASK THE JUDGE TO RELEASE YOU ON YOUR OWN... RECOGNIZANCE.
408 00:30:28,076 00:30:31,830 SO I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE BY 6 P.M. AT THE LATEST, PAL. SO I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE BY 6 P.M. AT THE LATEST, PAL.
409 00:30:31,830 00:30:33,331 NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.
410 00:30:33,331 00:30:35,800 YOUR REQUEST FOR REDUCTION OF BAIL IS DENIED. YOUR REQUEST FOR REDUCTION OF BAIL IS DENIED.
411 00:30:35,800 00:30:37,802 BAIL IS SET AT $20,000. BAIL IS SET AT $20,000.
412 00:30:45,960 00:30:47,962 WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO TOO BAD. WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO TOO BAD.
413 00:30:47,962 00:30:50,965 DIDN'T GO TOO BAD? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D GET HIM OUT ON HIS WORD. DIDN'T GO TOO BAD? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D GET HIM OUT ON HIS WORD.
414 00:30:50,965 00:30:52,967 NOW I'VE GOT TO PUT THE HOUSE UP FOR COLLATERAL. NOW I'VE GOT TO PUT THE HOUSE UP FOR COLLATERAL.
415 00:30:52,967 00:30:56,471 AL, IT'S NOT LIKE THE KID'S GOING TO HIGHTAIL IT TO COSTA RICA, AL, IT'S NOT LIKE THE KID'S GOING TO HIGHTAIL IT TO COSTA RICA,
416 00:30:56,471 00:30:58,973 SO I THINK WE'RE OKAY. SO I THINK WE'RE OKAY.
417 00:30:58,973 00:31:00,975 OH, ON TO OTHER IMPORTANT MATTERS. OH, ON TO OTHER IMPORTANT MATTERS.
418 00:31:01,476 00:31:04,979 I WANT YOU TO COME BY MY OFFICE IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN DISCUSS P.R. STRATEGY. I WANT YOU TO COME BY MY OFFICE IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN DISCUSS P.R. STRATEGY.
419 00:31:04,979 00:31:06,481 P.R.? YEAH. P.R.? YEAH.
420 00:31:06,981 00:31:11,986 HOW WE'RE GOING TO HANDLE THE INEVITABLE THRONGS OF REPORTERS, CAMERAS, LIGHTS, HOW WE'RE GOING TO HANDLE THE INEVITABLE THRONGS OF REPORTERS, CAMERAS, LIGHTS,
421 00:31:12,987 00:31:15,990 TALK SHOW APPEARANCES. TALK SHOW APPEARANCES.
422 00:31:15,990 00:31:17,492 OH, MY. OH, MY.
423 00:31:28,553 00:31:30,955 UH, CAN I GET YOU FOLKS ANYTHING? UH, CAN I GET YOU FOLKS ANYTHING?
424 00:31:30,955 00:31:33,191 WATER? FINGER JELL-O? WATER? FINGER JELL-O?
425 00:31:33,191 00:31:34,692 COFFEE? NO, THANK YOU. COFFEE? NO, THANK YOU.
426 00:31:34,692 00:31:35,627 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PEN? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PEN?
427 00:31:35,627 00:31:37,545 TAKE A PEN. NO, COME ON, TAKE A PEN. TAKE A PEN. NO, COME ON, TAKE A PEN.
428 00:31:37,545 00:31:39,430 WELL, JUST ONE. THANKS. WELL, JUST ONE. THANKS.
429 00:31:39,430 00:31:41,349 AND I JUST LOVE YOUR WOOD PANELING. AND I JUST LOVE YOUR WOOD PANELING.
430 00:31:41,349 00:31:42,767 IT'S VERY CLASSY. IT'S VERY CLASSY.
431 00:31:43,251 00:31:46,254 WOOD WARMS UP THE ROOM, DON'T YOU THINK? HONEY? WOOD WARMS UP THE ROOM, DON'T YOU THINK? HONEY?
432 00:31:48,756 00:31:50,758 CHUCK, WE'RE KIND OF IN THE DARK HERE. CHUCK, WE'RE KIND OF IN THE DARK HERE.
433 00:31:50,758 00:31:54,262 WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE LOOKING AT? WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE LOOKING AT?
434 00:31:54,262 00:31:58,816 I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT AND I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A FAIL-PROOF STRATEGY. I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT AND I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A FAIL-PROOF STRATEGY.
435 00:31:58,816 00:32:02,737 PERCEPTION. IT'S ALL ABOUT PERCEPTION. PERCEPTION. IT'S ALL ABOUT PERCEPTION.
436 00:32:02,737 00:32:05,239 I MEAN, TODAY, WITH THE MEDIA OUTLETS, I MEAN, TODAY, WITH THE MEDIA OUTLETS,
437 00:32:05,239 00:32:07,742 THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW, THE DISHES, ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF, THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW, THE DISHES, ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF,
438 00:32:08,242 00:32:10,244 WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION. WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION.
439 00:32:10,244 00:32:12,814 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT WHOLE JONBENET AFFAIR. YOU REMEMBER THAT? TAKE A LOOK AT THAT WHOLE JONBENET AFFAIR. YOU REMEMBER THAT?
440 00:32:12,814 00:32:15,750 OH, BROTHER! NOW THAT'S ONE LADY... OH, BROTHER! NOW THAT'S ONE LADY...
441 00:32:15,750 00:32:18,186 WHO NEEDS TO HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART WITH HER MAKER. WHO NEEDS TO HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART WITH HER MAKER.
442 00:32:18,186 00:32:23,141 LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK THAT PATSY RAMSEY DID A BAD THING. WHY? LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK THAT PATSY RAMSEY DID A BAD THING. WHY?
443 00:32:23,141 00:32:27,462 [ Fart ] SOMEONE CUT THE CHEESE? [ Fart ] SOMEONE CUT THE CHEESE?
444 00:32:27,462 00:32:29,464 OH. THAT WAS ME. OH. THAT WAS ME.
445 00:32:29,464 00:32:31,966 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
446 00:32:31,966 00:32:34,969 'CAUSE THAT WOMAN DIDN'T HAVE THE PROPER SPIN. 'CAUSE THAT WOMAN DIDN'T HAVE THE PROPER SPIN.
447 00:32:34,969 00:32:37,472 I MEAN, IF THAT WOMAN HAD HAD BETTER HANDLING, HUH? I MEAN, IF THAT WOMAN HAD HAD BETTER HANDLING, HUH?
448 00:32:37,472 00:32:40,475 I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE SHED A TEAR OR TWO, I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE SHED A TEAR OR TWO,
449 00:32:40,475 00:32:42,477 I'LL TELL YOU, WE'D BE CALLING HER A SAINT... I'LL TELL YOU, WE'D BE CALLING HER A SAINT...
450 00:32:42,477 00:32:45,480 AND GIVING HER HER PICK OF CROATIAN ORPHANS. AND GIVING HER HER PICK OF CROATIAN ORPHANS.
451 00:32:45,980 00:32:47,732 OH. HE'S GOING TO HELL. OH. HE'S GOING TO HELL.
452 00:32:47,732 00:32:51,135 THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT WE TELL THEM. THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT WE TELL THEM.
453 00:32:51,602 00:32:54,105 ISN'T IT GREAT? HUH? ISN'T IT GREAT? HUH?
454 00:32:54,105 00:32:57,075 ISN'T THAT A SIN? ISN'T THAT A SIN?
455 00:32:58,943 00:33:01,879 ANYWAY, WE-- WE DIGRESS. ANYWAY, WE-- WE DIGRESS.
456 00:33:01,879 00:33:04,365 THERE WE GO. WHAT'S THIS? THERE WE GO. WHAT'S THIS?
457 00:33:04,365 00:33:07,802 THIS IS THE STRATEGY. YOU READ, DON'T YOU? THIS IS THE STRATEGY. YOU READ, DON'T YOU?
458 00:33:07,802 00:33:09,303 THERE. THERE.
459 00:33:10,755 00:33:14,258 WE ARE GONNA TELL EVERYONE HOW MUCH ADAM AND GINGER ARE IN LOVE. WE ARE GONNA TELL EVERYONE HOW MUCH ADAM AND GINGER ARE IN LOVE.
460 00:33:14,759 00:33:15,693 BUT I LOVE AMBER. BUT I LOVE AMBER.
461 00:33:15,693 00:33:17,178 NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T. NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T.
462 00:33:17,178 00:33:19,664 HE LOVES AMBER. SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL. HE LOVES AMBER. SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.
463 00:33:20,148 00:33:22,617 PEOPLE, PEOPLE, TRUST ME, TRUST ME. PEOPLE, PEOPLE, TRUST ME, TRUST ME.
464 00:33:22,617 00:33:24,118 WE FOLLOW MY GAME PLAN, WE FOLLOW MY GAME PLAN,
465 00:33:24,118 00:33:28,639 NOTHING WILL GET IN THE WAY OF OUR VICTORY. NOTHING WILL GET IN THE WAY OF OUR VICTORY.
466 00:33:33,828 00:33:34,829 [ Amber ] UNFORTUNATELY FOR ADAM, [ Amber ] UNFORTUNATELY FOR ADAM,
467 00:33:34,829 00:33:37,248 CHUCK WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE HATCHING A PLAN. CHUCK WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE HATCHING A PLAN.
468 00:33:37,248 00:33:39,751 LYDIA STONE, ASSISTANT D.A. AND WANNABE MAYOR, LYDIA STONE, ASSISTANT D.A. AND WANNABE MAYOR,
469 00:33:40,251 00:33:44,255 WAS ABOUT TO MAKE ADAM THE POSTER CHILD FOR HER ELECTION CAMPAIGN. WAS ABOUT TO MAKE ADAM THE POSTER CHILD FOR HER ELECTION CAMPAIGN.
470 00:33:44,255 00:33:46,257 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT IT? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?
471 00:33:46,257 00:33:49,761 YOU'RE MY CAMPAIGN ADVISOR. ADVISE ME, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT. YOU'RE MY CAMPAIGN ADVISOR. ADVISE ME, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT.
472 00:33:50,261 00:33:53,214 WELL, PART OF THE PROBLEM IS THAT, AS AN ASSISTANT D.A., WELL, PART OF THE PROBLEM IS THAT, AS AN ASSISTANT D.A.,
473 00:33:53,214 00:33:56,217 YOU DON'T HAVE THE HIGHEST OF PROFILES. YOU DON'T HAVE THE HIGHEST OF PROFILES.
474 00:33:56,217 00:33:58,202 WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOU, WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOU,
475 00:33:58,202 00:34:01,939 AND YOUR NEW LOOK JUST ISN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE. AND YOUR NEW LOOK JUST ISN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE.
476 00:34:02,440 00:34:03,391 WE NEED AN ISSUE. WE NEED AN ISSUE.
477 00:34:03,891 00:34:05,243 AN ISSUE? YES. AN ISSUE? YES.
478 00:34:05,243 00:34:08,096 WE NEED PEOPLE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING. WE NEED PEOPLE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING.
479 00:34:08,596 00:34:10,515 I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT-- OTHER THAN BEING MAYOR. I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT-- OTHER THAN BEING MAYOR.
480 00:34:10,515 00:34:12,850 OH. I'M SURE WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING. OH. I'M SURE WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
481 00:34:12,850 00:34:14,852 IT'S JUST AN ISSUE. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? IT'S JUST AN ISSUE. HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
482 00:34:14,852 00:34:18,289 OKAY, ISSUES. ISSUES, ISSUES, ISSUES. OKAY, ISSUES. ISSUES, ISSUES, ISSUES.
483 00:34:18,790 00:34:21,292 WELL, HELP ME OUT HERE. WHAT ARE SOME ISSUES? WELL, HELP ME OUT HERE. WHAT ARE SOME ISSUES?
484 00:34:21,292 00:34:23,394 WELL, THIS IS AMERICA. THEY'RE ENDLESS. THERE'S GUN CONTROL. WELL, THIS IS AMERICA. THEY'RE ENDLESS. THERE'S GUN CONTROL.
485 00:34:23,394 00:34:24,345 AGAINST IT. AGAINST IT.
486 00:34:24,345 00:34:25,780 PROSTITUTION. FOR IT. PROSTITUTION. FOR IT.
487 00:34:25,780 00:34:28,116 TEENAGE PREGNANCY. OH, PLEASE! TEENAGE PREGNANCY. OH, PLEASE!
488 00:34:28,116 00:34:30,118 DON'T GET ME STARTED ON TEENAGERS. WHAT NOW? DON'T GET ME STARTED ON TEENAGERS. WHAT NOW?
489 00:34:30,118 00:34:34,105 THERE'S ALL THESE FILES INVOLVING DELINQUENT TEENAGE CRAP. THERE'S ALL THESE FILES INVOLVING DELINQUENT TEENAGE CRAP.
490 00:34:34,105 00:34:37,475 STATUTORY RAPE. HE'S 18, SHE'S 15 AND PREGNANT. STATUTORY RAPE. HE'S 18, SHE'S 15 AND PREGNANT.
491 00:34:37,475 00:34:38,476 THIS COULD WORK. THIS COULD WORK.
492 00:34:38,476 00:34:39,927 WHAT? THIS IS PERFECT. WHAT? THIS IS PERFECT.
493 00:34:39,927 00:34:43,347 SEX OFFENDERS. I LOVE SEX OFFENDERS! SEX OFFENDERS. I LOVE SEX OFFENDERS!
494 00:34:43,347 00:34:45,349 YOU COULD BE AGAINST THEM. OKAY. YOU COULD BE AGAINST THEM. OKAY.
495 00:34:45,349 00:34:47,752 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS AN ISSUE PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS AN ISSUE PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT?
496 00:34:48,252 00:34:50,972 LYDIA, THIS IS THE BIBLE BELT, THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT. LYDIA, THIS IS THE BIBLE BELT, THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
497 00:34:50,972 00:34:53,224 OKAY. [ Chuckles ] OKAY. [ Chuckles ]
498 00:34:53,224 00:34:55,226 THIS ISN'T THE BIBLE BELT, YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T THE BIBLE BELT, YOU MORON.
499 00:34:55,226 00:34:58,029 BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. NO, THEY DON'T. BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. NO, THEY DON'T.
500 00:34:58,429 00:35:00,882 OH, I'M GONNA THROW THE BOOK AT THIS KID. OH, I'M GONNA THROW THE BOOK AT THIS KID.
501 00:35:00,882 00:35:02,884 AH! OH. YOUNG ADULT. AH! OH. YOUNG ADULT.
502 00:35:02,884 00:35:04,886 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
503 00:35:06,370 00:35:08,372 GUILTY. GUILTY.
504 00:35:08,372 00:35:11,325 SAY IT. GUILTY! GUILTY! SAY IT. GUILTY! GUILTY!
505 00:35:11,325 00:35:13,778 [ Amber ] WHILE LYDIA PLOTTED THE YOUNG ADULT'S FUTURE, [ Amber ] WHILE LYDIA PLOTTED THE YOUNG ADULT'S FUTURE,
506 00:35:13,778 00:35:16,197 ADAM MET WITH THE YOUTH PASTOR... ADAM MET WITH THE YOUTH PASTOR...
507 00:35:16,614 00:35:20,218 TO WORK OUT THE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF HIS NOW COMPLICATED LIFE. TO WORK OUT THE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF HIS NOW COMPLICATED LIFE.
508 00:35:20,218 00:35:23,221 I KNOW WE CAN STILL DO IT, AND IT WON'T GET INTO THE BABY'S FACE, I KNOW WE CAN STILL DO IT, AND IT WON'T GET INTO THE BABY'S FACE,
509 00:35:23,221 00:35:26,891 BUT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO FROM A RELIGIOUS PERSPECTIVE. BUT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO FROM A RELIGIOUS PERSPECTIVE.
510 00:35:34,699 00:35:38,152 [ Amber ] GINGER FINALLY HAD SOME POSITIVE ROLE MODELS, [ Amber ] GINGER FINALLY HAD SOME POSITIVE ROLE MODELS,
511 00:35:38,152 00:35:39,654 NOT THAT IT HELPED. NOT THAT IT HELPED.
512 00:35:40,154 00:35:43,307 ARE YOU ON FRIGGIN' CRACK? ARE YOU ON FRIGGIN' CRACK?
513 00:35:43,307 00:35:45,760 GINGER, HONEY, GINGER, HONEY,
514 00:35:45,760 00:35:48,162 WE DON'T USE LANGUAGE LIKE THAT AT THE DINNER TABLE. WE DON'T USE LANGUAGE LIKE THAT AT THE DINNER TABLE.
515 00:35:48,162 00:35:52,333 I DON'T LOVE YOU. I LOVE JOHNNY. I DON'T LOVE YOU. I LOVE JOHNNY.
516 00:35:52,333 00:35:53,251 YEAH, I KNOW, OKAY? I DON'T LOVE YOU EITHER. YEAH, I KNOW, OKAY? I DON'T LOVE YOU EITHER.
517 00:35:53,751 00:35:56,154 IT'S JUST A PERCEPTION THING FOR ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE. IT'S JUST A PERCEPTION THING FOR ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE.
518 00:35:56,154 00:35:57,588 CHUCK'S SURE IT'LL GET ME OFF. CHUCK'S SURE IT'LL GET ME OFF.
519 00:35:57,588 00:36:00,858 BUT JOHNNY'S GETTING PAROLED IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. BUT JOHNNY'S GETTING PAROLED IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
520 00:36:00,858 00:36:02,810 GINGER, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LIE. GINGER, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LIE.
521 00:36:02,810 00:36:06,164 WHOA! LYING IS A SIN, ADAM. WHOA! LYING IS A SIN, ADAM.
522 00:36:06,164 00:36:07,532 WE'RE EMBELLISHING. WE'RE EMBELLISHING.
523 00:36:07,532 00:36:10,535 SO WHETHER YOU LOVE GINGER, MARY ANN OR THE PROFESSOR, SO WHETHER YOU LOVE GINGER, MARY ANN OR THE PROFESSOR,
524 00:36:10,535 00:36:13,421 IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER.
525 00:36:17,758 00:36:20,761 HERE, HONEY, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE WIENERS. HERE, HONEY, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE WIENERS.
526 00:36:22,480 00:36:24,398 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS, HERE. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS, HERE.
527 00:36:24,398 00:36:26,901 YOU GUYS AT LEAST LIKE EACH OTHER, RIGHT? YOU GUYS AT LEAST LIKE EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
528 00:36:26,901 00:36:30,254 HMM. I NEVER REALLY EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT. HMM. I NEVER REALLY EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
529 00:36:30,254 00:36:33,040 I MEAN, HE JUST GIVES ME REALLY GOOD BONE. I MEAN, HE JUST GIVES ME REALLY GOOD BONE.
530 00:36:35,760 00:36:37,028 HONEY? HONEY?
531 00:36:44,852 00:36:46,854 [ Knock On Door ] [ Knock On Door ]
532 00:36:46,854 00:36:48,356 YEAH? YEAH?
533 00:36:55,429 00:36:57,381 YOU KNOW, SON, I... YOU KNOW, SON, I...
534 00:36:59,317 00:37:03,221 I FEEL PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT'S HAPPENED. I FEEL PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT'S HAPPENED.
535 00:37:03,221 00:37:05,573 COOL. THANKS, DAD. COOL. THANKS, DAD.
536 00:37:05,573 00:37:10,294 IT'S OBVIOUS YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, HUH? IT'S OBVIOUS YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, HUH?
537 00:37:10,294 00:37:14,298 YEAH. [ Snickering ] YEAH. [ Snickering ]
538 00:37:14,298 00:37:17,802 BUT THERE ARE... BUT THERE ARE...
539 00:37:17,802 00:37:19,303 ALTERNATIVES. ALTERNATIVES.
540 00:37:19,804 00:37:21,722 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
541 00:37:23,107 00:37:25,159 IT'S CALLED... IT'S CALLED...
542 00:37:25,159 00:37:26,460 MASTURBATING. MASTURBATING.
543 00:37:27,812 00:37:28,813 DAD... DAD...
544 00:37:28,813 00:37:31,282 IT'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT, SON. IT'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT, SON.
545 00:37:31,282 00:37:33,734 COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW. COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW.
546 00:37:33,734 00:37:35,686 I DIDN'T GET THESE CALLUSES WORKING IN THE GARDEN. I DIDN'T GET THESE CALLUSES WORKING IN THE GARDEN.
547 00:37:36,187 00:37:38,689 COME ON. WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. DAD, I ALREADY KNOW HOW. COME ON. WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. DAD, I ALREADY KNOW HOW.
548 00:37:38,689 00:37:40,658 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT? THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT?
549 00:37:40,658 00:37:43,110 I DO. I DO.
550 00:37:43,110 00:37:46,030 WELL, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT MORE OFTEN? WELL, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT MORE OFTEN?
551 00:37:46,030 00:37:48,699 WHENEVER YOU GET THE URGE, JUST POLITELY EXCUSE YOURSELF, WHENEVER YOU GET THE URGE, JUST POLITELY EXCUSE YOURSELF,
552 00:37:48,699 00:37:51,636 WHIP IT OUT AND WAKE UP MR. FLOPPY. WHIP IT OUT AND WAKE UP MR. FLOPPY.
553 00:37:55,239 00:37:58,209 DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER, BUT I THINK THE QUICKEST WAY TO HEAVEN... DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER, BUT I THINK THE QUICKEST WAY TO HEAVEN...
554 00:37:58,209 00:38:02,413 IS WITH HALF A JAR OF PETROLEUM JELLY AND A CHAMOIS LEATHER GLOVE. IS WITH HALF A JAR OF PETROLEUM JELLY AND A CHAMOIS LEATHER GLOVE.
555 00:38:02,413 00:38:06,751 FOR GOD SAKES, SON, JUST LEAVE THESE GIRLS ALONE. FOR GOD SAKES, SON, JUST LEAVE THESE GIRLS ALONE.
556 00:38:06,751 00:38:09,687 JUST FOR THE TIME BEING, OKAY? EH? JUST FOR THE TIME BEING, OKAY? EH?
557 00:38:09,687 00:38:11,605 YEAH. YEAH.
558 00:38:11,605 00:38:15,559 ALL RIGHT, SLUGGER? ALL RIGHT, SLUGGER?
559 00:38:15,559 00:38:19,981 OH, AND, SON, ONE MORE THING. OH, AND, SON, ONE MORE THING.
560 00:38:19,981 00:38:24,068 LET'S KEEP THIS LITTLE TALK JUST BETWEEN OURSELVES, OKAY? LET'S KEEP THIS LITTLE TALK JUST BETWEEN OURSELVES, OKAY?
561 00:38:24,068 00:38:27,188 YOUR MOTHER, SHE-- SHE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. YOUR MOTHER, SHE-- SHE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
562 00:38:27,188 00:38:28,622 UH, DAD? UH, DAD?
563 00:38:31,575 00:38:33,077 YEAH. OW! YEAH. OW!
564 00:38:51,495 00:38:55,383 [ Toothbrush Scrubbing ] [ Toothbrush Scrubbing ]
565 00:38:55,383 00:38:58,386 ???? [ Soft Jazz ] ???? [ Soft Jazz ]
566 00:40:10,157 00:40:13,861 [ Purring ] [ Purring ]
567 00:40:13,861 00:40:16,597 AL? I'M ALREADY LOTIONED. AL? I'M ALREADY LOTIONED.
568 00:40:17,014 00:40:17,998 ???? [ Record Scratches ] ???? [ Record Scratches ]
569 00:40:23,454 00:40:24,955 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
570 00:40:26,941 00:40:28,943 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
571 00:40:28,943 00:40:30,945 I'M GONNA GO BUFF THE PIG. I'M GONNA GO BUFF THE PIG.
572 00:40:30,945 00:40:32,947 OKAY, DEAR. OKAY, DEAR.
573 00:40:34,448 00:40:37,885 ???? [ "William Tell Overture" ] ???? [ "William Tell Overture" ]
574 00:41:00,391 00:41:02,393 [ Yelling ] [ Yelling ]
575 00:41:11,335 00:41:14,839 ???? [ Humming ] ???? [ Humming ]
576 00:41:14,839 00:41:16,340 MORNING, HONEY. HEY. MORNING, HONEY. HEY.
577 00:41:16,340 00:41:18,826 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED.
578 00:41:18,826 00:41:21,328 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
579 00:41:21,328 00:41:23,314 GOOD MORNING, YOU TWO. GOOD MORNING, YOU TWO.
580 00:41:23,314 00:41:24,815 MOM, WHAT'S UP? MOM, WHAT'S UP?
581 00:41:25,316 00:41:28,736 WE'RE PUTTING ON SOME SCENES FROM THE BIBLE FOR THE CHURCH PRESCHOOL. WE'RE PUTTING ON SOME SCENES FROM THE BIBLE FOR THE CHURCH PRESCHOOL.
582 00:41:28,736 00:41:31,238 I'M A STONING VICTIM. PANCAKES? I'M A STONING VICTIM. PANCAKES?
583 00:41:31,238 00:41:33,190 NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, HONEY. NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, HONEY.
584 00:41:33,691 00:41:36,177 BUT, AL, I MADE THE HAPPY FACE PANCAKES. BUT, AL, I MADE THE HAPPY FACE PANCAKES.
585 00:41:36,660 00:41:39,613 YOU KNOW, WITH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS. YOU KNOW, WITH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
586 00:41:46,020 00:41:48,022 YOU KIDS REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY AND DO IN SCHOOL? YOU KIDS REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY AND DO IN SCHOOL?
587 00:41:48,022 00:41:49,023 YEAH, NO SWEAT. YEAH, NO SWEAT.
588 00:41:51,025 00:41:53,978 [ Door Closes ] [ Door Closes ]
589 00:41:55,479 00:41:56,931 YOU LOOK GREAT, MOM. YOU LOOK GREAT, MOM.
590 00:41:56,931 00:42:00,367 I'M STONED. I'M STONED.
591 00:42:08,342 00:42:13,347 [ Amber ] SADLY, ADAM WAS FORCED TO PRETEND THAT HE REALLY LIKED GINGER. [ Amber ] SADLY, ADAM WAS FORCED TO PRETEND THAT HE REALLY LIKED GINGER.
592 00:42:13,347 00:42:16,350 HE'S A REALLY GOOD ACTOR. HE'S A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
593 00:42:28,312 00:42:31,315 IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME, YOU'D BE CARRYING MY BOOKS. IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME, YOU'D BE CARRYING MY BOOKS.
594 00:42:38,822 00:42:41,325 EWW. SO DO WE HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER NOW? EWW. SO DO WE HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER NOW?
595 00:42:46,130 00:42:48,566 ADAM! ???? [ Record Scratches ] ADAM! ???? [ Record Scratches ]
596 00:42:52,052 00:42:53,520 UH-OH. UH-OH.
597 00:42:53,520 00:42:55,956 LOOK, I-- I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, BABY. LOOK, I-- I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, BABY.
598 00:42:56,457 00:42:58,459 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS HO-BAG? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS HO-BAG?
599 00:42:58,459 00:43:00,461 HEY! EWW! HEY! EWW!
600 00:43:02,963 00:43:05,966 JUST COME HERE. WHERE ARE WE GOING? JUST COME HERE. WHERE ARE WE GOING?
601 00:43:13,857 00:43:15,359 IF YOU WEREN'T THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL, IF YOU WEREN'T THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL,
602 00:43:15,859 00:43:17,861 I WOULD SO BE BREAKING UP WITH YOU. I WOULD SO BE BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
603 00:43:17,861 00:43:20,364 BABY, WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND? BABY, WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND?
604 00:43:20,364 00:43:23,367 GINGER AND I HAVE TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE DATING AND IN LOVE. GINGER AND I HAVE TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE DATING AND IN LOVE.
605 00:43:23,367 00:43:24,868 COME ON. YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? COME ON. YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?
606 00:43:25,369 00:43:27,855 WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD TELL YOU TO DO THAT? CHUCK DID. WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD TELL YOU TO DO THAT? CHUCK DID.
607 00:43:27,855 00:43:31,792 I'M SORRY. WAS I TALKING TO YOU? NO, I DON'T THINK I WAS. I'M SORRY. WAS I TALKING TO YOU? NO, I DON'T THINK I WAS.
608 00:43:31,792 00:43:33,744 WELL, HE DID. MY LAWYER SAID... WELL, HE DID. MY LAWYER SAID...
609 00:43:33,744 00:43:35,696 THAT IF EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M INNOCENT, THAT IF EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M INNOCENT,
610 00:43:35,696 00:43:36,697 I COULD GET OFF. I COULD GET OFF.
611 00:43:37,197 00:43:40,084 HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN OFF ENOUGH ALREADY? HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN OFF ENOUGH ALREADY?
612 00:43:40,084 00:43:41,585 BABY, I LOVE YOU. BABY, I LOVE YOU.
613 00:43:41,585 00:43:44,088 THAT IS NOT THE PLAN. THAT IS NOT THE PLAN.
614 00:43:44,088 00:43:47,074 YOU MAKE MY HEART SING WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC. YOU MAKE MY HEART SING WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
615 00:43:47,074 00:43:48,509 YEAH, I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND. YEAH, I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
616 00:43:49,009 00:43:49,977 AND HE TREATS ME REAL GOOD. AND HE TREATS ME REAL GOOD.
617 00:43:49,977 00:43:51,979 HOW NICE FOR YOU. YOU CAN HAVE ADAM. HOW NICE FOR YOU. YOU CAN HAVE ADAM.
618 00:43:52,463 00:43:53,897 THIS IS JUST SO WE CAN GET A SETTLEMENT. THIS IS JUST SO WE CAN GET A SETTLEMENT.
619 00:43:57,701 00:43:59,119 SETTLEMENT? SETTLEMENT?
620 00:43:59,119 00:44:01,488 CHUCK SAID THAT IF WE GET THROUGH THIS PART, CHUCK SAID THAT IF WE GET THROUGH THIS PART,
621 00:44:01,488 00:44:05,909 WE'LL BE ABLE TO SUE THE STATE OR THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING AND GET CASH. WE'LL BE ABLE TO SUE THE STATE OR THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING AND GET CASH.
622 00:44:05,909 00:44:06,827 HE DID. HE DID.
623 00:44:08,646 00:44:10,280 REALLY? REALLY?
624 00:44:10,280 00:44:12,466 LIKE HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? LIKE HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
625 00:44:12,933 00:44:14,385 LIKE A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD. LIKE A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD.
626 00:44:14,385 00:44:16,337 HMM. HMM.
627 00:44:18,989 00:44:21,492 THIS WILL MAKE ME LOOK REALLY, REALLY STUPID. THIS WILL MAKE ME LOOK REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
628 00:44:21,492 00:44:23,977 WHO CARES IF IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID? WHO CARES IF IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID?
629 00:44:23,977 00:44:25,879 I DO! I DO!
630 00:44:26,380 00:44:27,865 WHAT IF I GET CHUCK TO PUT A SPIN ON THE STORY? WHAT IF I GET CHUCK TO PUT A SPIN ON THE STORY?
631 00:44:28,365 00:44:31,518 WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
632 00:44:31,518 00:44:35,689 HMM. WELL, HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET THE MONEY? HMM. WELL, HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET THE MONEY?
633 00:44:36,190 00:44:41,111 AS SOON AS ADAM GETS OFF AND I HAVE MY BABY, THEN I'M SO OUT OF HERE. AS SOON AS ADAM GETS OFF AND I HAVE MY BABY, THEN I'M SO OUT OF HERE.
634 00:44:41,111 00:44:44,565 BESIDES, JOHNNY ALREADY HAS A TRAILER PICKED OUT FOR THE BOTH OF US. BESIDES, JOHNNY ALREADY HAS A TRAILER PICKED OUT FOR THE BOTH OF US.
635 00:44:44,565 00:44:48,419 AWW. THAT'S REALLY GREAT, LITTLE WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, AWW. THAT'S REALLY GREAT, LITTLE WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,
636 00:44:48,919 00:44:51,422 EXCEPT I DON'T CARE AND WOULD YOU MIND SHUTTING UP? EXCEPT I DON'T CARE AND WOULD YOU MIND SHUTTING UP?
637 00:44:51,422 00:44:52,923 BECAUSE I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! BECAUSE I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
638 00:44:52,923 00:44:54,792 BITCH. BITCH.
639 00:44:56,677 00:44:59,146 WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
640 00:44:59,146 00:45:00,647 I SAID "BITCH." I SAID "BITCH."
641 00:45:05,302 00:45:06,754 [ Girls Yelling ] [ Girls Yelling ]
642 00:45:11,241 00:45:14,628 [ Yelling Continues ] [ Yelling Continues ]
643 00:45:25,456 00:45:28,459 [ Amber ] THE SKANKETTE HAD LANDED ADAM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. [ Amber ] THE SKANKETTE HAD LANDED ADAM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
644 00:45:28,459 00:45:31,462 THE ONLY PLACE LEFT FOR HIM TO GO... THE ONLY PLACE LEFT FOR HIM TO GO...
645 00:45:31,462 00:45:34,465 WAS A MUSIC-ACCOMPANIED MONTAGE. WAS A MUSIC-ACCOMPANIED MONTAGE.
646 00:45:34,465 00:45:38,469 ???? [ Grunge Rock ] ???? [ Grunge Rock ]
647 00:45:45,476 00:45:47,978 ?? I'VE MEMORIZED THE BASICS ?? ?? I'VE MEMORIZED THE BASICS ??
648 00:45:52,483 00:45:54,902 ?? MAKING STRANGE FACES ?? ?? MAKING STRANGE FACES ??
649 00:45:59,406 00:46:02,409 ?? SWIM SLOWLY FOR I KNOW ?? ?? SWIM SLOWLY FOR I KNOW ??
650 00:46:02,409 00:46:05,562 ?? THERE'S A THOUSAND MILES TO GO ?? ?? THERE'S A THOUSAND MILES TO GO ??
651 00:46:05,562 00:46:08,432 ?? WITHOUT BLINKING ?? ?? WITHOUT BLINKING ??
652 00:46:12,169 00:46:14,805 ?? I GRAVITATE SPACEWARDS ?? ?? I GRAVITATE SPACEWARDS ??
653 00:46:16,306 00:46:18,776 ?? FIND A HOME FOR THE HEAD ?? ?? FIND A HOME FOR THE HEAD ??
654 00:46:19,276 00:46:21,245 ?? FROM MY BASEMENT ?? ?? FROM MY BASEMENT ??
655 00:46:22,679 00:46:25,949 ?? NO DARKNESS EVER LEFT ?? ?? NO DARKNESS EVER LEFT ??
656 00:46:25,949 00:46:29,670 ?? THIS IS THE NOISE THIS IS THE SOUND ?? ?? THIS IS THE NOISE THIS IS THE SOUND ??
657 00:46:31,121 00:46:34,391 ? ?? HERE COMES THE WARM MACHINE ? ? ?? HERE COMES THE WARM MACHINE ?
658 00:46:36,894 00:46:39,897 ???? [ Fades ] ???? [ Fades ]
659 00:46:39,897 00:46:42,366 [ Lydia ] AS YOU KNOW, I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR. [ Lydia ] AS YOU KNOW, I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR.
660 00:46:42,366 00:46:44,868 AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
661 00:46:44,868 00:46:47,871 THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE STAGGERING SPEED AT WHICH OUR NATION'S MORALS... THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE STAGGERING SPEED AT WHICH OUR NATION'S MORALS...
662 00:46:48,372 00:46:51,375 ARE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL. JUST STICK TO MY SCRIPT. ARE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL. JUST STICK TO MY SCRIPT.
663 00:46:51,375 00:46:54,344 OR MORE SIMPLY PUT, WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG. OR MORE SIMPLY PUT, WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG.
664 00:46:54,344 00:46:56,780 WHAT ADAM FISHER DID WAS WRONG. WHAT ADAM FISHER DID WAS WRONG.
665 00:46:59,283 00:47:04,288 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN WE PUNISHED SUCH BEHAVIOR WITH APPROPRIATE MEASURES. THERE WAS A TIME WHEN WE PUNISHED SUCH BEHAVIOR WITH APPROPRIATE MEASURES.
666 00:47:04,288 00:47:07,791 UNFORTUNATELY, CASTRATION HAS BEEN DEEMED CRUEL AND UNUSUAL. UNFORTUNATELY, CASTRATION HAS BEEN DEEMED CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.
667 00:47:07,791 00:47:11,745 THEREFORE, I INTEND TO SEEK THE HARSHEST POSSIBLE PUNISHMENT... THEREFORE, I INTEND TO SEEK THE HARSHEST POSSIBLE PUNISHMENT...
668 00:47:12,246 00:47:15,249 UNDER COMMON "CRIMINAL CODDLING" LAWS. UNDER COMMON "CRIMINAL CODDLING" LAWS.
669 00:47:15,249 00:47:18,252 THAT IS 40 YEARS IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY. THAT IS 40 YEARS IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY.
670 00:47:18,752 00:47:20,754 UP THE RIVER. DOWN THE RIVER. UP THE RIVER. DOWN THE RIVER.
671 00:47:20,754 00:47:22,756 THE BIG HOUSE. THE BIG HOUSE.
672 00:47:22,756 00:47:25,259 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR ATTENTION. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
673 00:47:25,259 00:47:27,261 AND REMEMBER, VOTE STONE. AND REMEMBER, VOTE STONE.
674 00:47:27,261 00:47:29,763 AND I MEAN BUSINESS. AND I MEAN BUSINESS.
675 00:47:40,791 00:47:44,294 WELL, FOLKS, WE'VE HAD A SLIGHT SETBACK. WELL, FOLKS, WE'VE HAD A SLIGHT SETBACK.
676 00:47:44,294 00:47:46,730 HOW MUCH IS THIS ONE GONNA COST ME? HOW MUCH IS THIS ONE GONNA COST ME?
677 00:47:46,730 00:47:49,366 FOR SOME REASON, ASSISTANT D.A. STONE... FOR SOME REASON, ASSISTANT D.A. STONE...
678 00:47:49,366 00:47:51,368 IS TAKING OVER FOR THE PROSECUTION. IS TAKING OVER FOR THE PROSECUTION.
679 00:47:51,368 00:47:53,270 THAT CRAZY LADY WHO'S RUNNING FOR MAYOR? THAT CRAZY LADY WHO'S RUNNING FOR MAYOR?
680 00:47:53,720 00:47:55,222 WHY? I DON'T KNOW. WHY? I DON'T KNOW.
681 00:47:55,222 00:47:58,709 ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE'S COMING AT US FULL FORCE. ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE'S COMING AT US FULL FORCE.
682 00:47:58,709 00:48:03,647 BITCH. HONEY, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS. BITCH. HONEY, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS.
683 00:48:03,647 00:48:07,634 IT'S TRUE, MS. STONE IS A VERY AGGRESSIVE PROSECUTOR. IT'S TRUE, MS. STONE IS A VERY AGGRESSIVE PROSECUTOR.
684 00:48:08,135 00:48:09,636 [ Mr. Fisher ] GREAT. THERE GOES THE HOUSE. [ Mr. Fisher ] GREAT. THERE GOES THE HOUSE.
685 00:48:10,053 00:48:13,557 SO I'M UP FOR A LITTLE BIGGER OF A CHALLENGE. SO I'M UP FOR A LITTLE BIGGER OF A CHALLENGE.
686 00:48:13,557 00:48:15,976 BUT NOTHING THAT I CAN'T HANDLE, OF COURSE. BUT NOTHING THAT I CAN'T HANDLE, OF COURSE.
687 00:48:16,476 00:48:18,979 CHUCK, I WAS JUST WONDERING, CHUCK, I WAS JUST WONDERING,
688 00:48:19,479 00:48:23,984 IS THIS TRIAL THING GONNA HURT ADAM'S CHANCES OF GETTING INTO A GOOD COLLEGE? IS THIS TRIAL THING GONNA HURT ADAM'S CHANCES OF GETTING INTO A GOOD COLLEGE?
689 00:48:24,484 00:48:26,904 NO, NO. HIS GRADES WILL DO THAT. NO, NO. HIS GRADES WILL DO THAT.
690 00:48:26,904 00:48:29,006 MRS. FISHER, PLEASE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY. MRS. FISHER, PLEASE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY.
691 00:48:29,406 00:48:31,341 I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER... I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER...
692 00:48:31,341 00:48:32,843 TO MAKE SURE THAT ADAM DOESN'T GO TO PRISON. TO MAKE SURE THAT ADAM DOESN'T GO TO PRISON.
693 00:48:32,843 00:48:34,244 [ All ] PRISON? [ All ] PRISON?
694 00:48:35,646 00:48:38,649 THAT'S WORST CASE SCENARIO, FOLKS. WORST CASE. THAT'S WORST CASE SCENARIO, FOLKS. WORST CASE.
695 00:48:38,649 00:48:42,619 CHUCK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "PRISON"? CHUCK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "PRISON"?
696 00:48:43,921 00:48:46,106 WELL, UH, WELL, UH,
697 00:48:46,607 00:48:49,109 UNLAWFUL SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A CHILD ON MORE THAN THREE OCCASIONS... UNLAWFUL SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A CHILD ON MORE THAN THREE OCCASIONS...
698 00:48:49,109 00:48:53,614 IS A CLASS "B" FELONY AND CARRIES A MAXIMUM PENALTY OF... 40 YEARS. IS A CLASS "B" FELONY AND CARRIES A MAXIMUM PENALTY OF... 40 YEARS.
699 00:48:54,114 00:49:00,070 FORTY YEARS? ALL HE DID WAS KNOCK UP THIS WHITE TRASH SLUT! FORTY YEARS? ALL HE DID WAS KNOCK UP THIS WHITE TRASH SLUT!
700 00:49:00,070 00:49:01,571 DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE OVERREACTING HERE? DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE OVERREACTING HERE?
701 00:49:02,072 00:49:03,573 GIRLS TODAY ARE PRACTICALLY LINING UP TO BE-- GIRLS TODAY ARE PRACTICALLY LINING UP TO BE--
702 00:49:03,573 00:49:05,509 STATUTORILY RAPED? YES! STATUTORILY RAPED? YES!
703 00:49:06,009 00:49:08,412 MR. FISHER, I HAVE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT, MR. FISHER, I HAVE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT,
704 00:49:08,412 00:49:13,250 SO YOU CAN ALL REST ASSURED KNOWING THAT ADAM IS IN MY HANDS. SO YOU CAN ALL REST ASSURED KNOWING THAT ADAM IS IN MY HANDS.
705 00:49:15,686 00:49:17,988 WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HELP, CHUCK. WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HELP, CHUCK.
706 00:49:17,988 00:49:20,657 WE'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU. WE'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU.
707 00:49:21,959 00:49:23,860 THANKS, BABY DOLL. THANKS, BABY DOLL.
708 00:49:25,862 00:49:28,365 OH, RIGHT. THERE IS ONE MORE THING. OH, RIGHT. THERE IS ONE MORE THING.
709 00:49:28,365 00:49:32,002 OH, JEEZ. I KNEW IT. THE BILL. OH, JEEZ. I KNEW IT. THE BILL.
710 00:49:32,002 00:49:36,456 YEAH. APPARENTLY, MS. STONE FOUND OUT THAT GINGER WAS LIVING IN YOUR HOME... YEAH. APPARENTLY, MS. STONE FOUND OUT THAT GINGER WAS LIVING IN YOUR HOME...
711 00:49:36,456 00:49:42,045 BECAUSE SHE FILED A MOTION FOR A NO-CONTACT ORDER BETWEEN ADAM AND GINGER. BECAUSE SHE FILED A MOTION FOR A NO-CONTACT ORDER BETWEEN ADAM AND GINGER.
712 00:49:42,045 00:49:45,248 MR. FISHER, YOU ARE TO HAVE NO FURTHER CONTACT WITH THIS YOUNG LADY, MR. FISHER, YOU ARE TO HAVE NO FURTHER CONTACT WITH THIS YOUNG LADY,
713 00:49:45,649 00:49:48,051 WHO SHALL BE REFERRED TO FROM NOW ON BY HER INITIALS, WHO SHALL BE REFERRED TO FROM NOW ON BY HER INITIALS,
714 00:49:48,452 00:49:50,053 WHICH ARE G.A.G. WHICH ARE G.A.G.
715 00:49:52,789 00:49:54,291 [ Amber ] YUP. IN MY EYES, [ Amber ] YUP. IN MY EYES,
716 00:49:54,291 00:49:58,295 THE U.S. LEGAL SYSTEM WAS WORKING JUST FINE. THE U.S. LEGAL SYSTEM WAS WORKING JUST FINE.
717 00:50:00,797 00:50:04,234 NOW ADAM AND I WERE HAPPILY TOGETHER AGAIN, NOW ADAM AND I WERE HAPPILY TOGETHER AGAIN,
718 00:50:04,234 00:50:07,237 AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET HIM GO ASTRAY. AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET HIM GO ASTRAY.
719 00:50:14,144 00:50:15,145 HI. HI.
720 00:50:21,151 00:50:23,653 LOOK, I HAVE TO STOP BY CHUCK'S OFFICE AFTER SCHOOL. LOOK, I HAVE TO STOP BY CHUCK'S OFFICE AFTER SCHOOL.
721 00:50:23,653 00:50:26,156 OH, GREAT. WHAT FOR NOW? OH, GREAT. WHAT FOR NOW?
722 00:50:26,156 00:50:28,108 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
723 00:50:28,592 00:50:31,395 THAT GUY GIVES ME THE CREEPS. THAT GUY GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
724 00:50:31,395 00:50:33,313 WELL, GINGER THINKS HE'S KIND OF SEXY. WELL, GINGER THINKS HE'S KIND OF SEXY.
725 00:50:33,313 00:50:35,716 OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
726 00:50:35,716 00:50:39,186 WELL, GINGER'S BRAIN IS ALSO THE SIZE OF A LEGO! WELL, GINGER'S BRAIN IS ALSO THE SIZE OF A LEGO!
727 00:50:47,611 00:50:49,463 ADAM! ADAM! HERE HE COMES. ADAM! ADAM! HERE HE COMES.
728 00:50:49,463 00:50:51,915 HOW DOES IT FEEL, BEING FORCIBLY SEPARATED FROM THE GIRL YOU LOVE? HOW DOES IT FEEL, BEING FORCIBLY SEPARATED FROM THE GIRL YOU LOVE?
729 00:50:51,915 00:50:53,366 WILL YOU ABIDE BY THE JUDGE'S DECISION? WILL YOU ABIDE BY THE JUDGE'S DECISION?
730 00:50:53,366 00:50:54,851 MISS, WHAT'S YOUR RELATION TO ADAM? MISS, WHAT'S YOUR RELATION TO ADAM?
731 00:50:54,851 00:50:57,304 I'M-- A FRIEND. AMBER. I'M-- A FRIEND. AMBER.
732 00:50:57,304 00:51:00,807 AMBER IS ADAM'S LITTLE LESBIAN FRIEND, AMBER IS ADAM'S LITTLE LESBIAN FRIEND,
733 00:51:00,807 00:51:04,311 HERE PROVIDING SUPPORT IN THIS-- HIS TIME OF NEED. HERE PROVIDING SUPPORT IN THIS-- HIS TIME OF NEED.
734 00:51:04,311 00:51:07,814 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO COME ALONE. [ Reporters Yelling ] I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO COME ALONE. [ Reporters Yelling ]
735 00:51:07,814 00:51:10,150 [ Chuck ] ADAM WILL BE MAKING AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT JUST IN A FEW MINUTES. [ Chuck ] ADAM WILL BE MAKING AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT JUST IN A FEW MINUTES.
736 00:51:10,150 00:51:13,653 IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE PARTAKE IN THE REFRESHMENTS. IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE PARTAKE IN THE REFRESHMENTS.
737 00:51:13,653 00:51:15,655 OH. HI, MR. AND MRS. FISHER. OH. HI, MR. AND MRS. FISHER.
738 00:51:16,156 00:51:17,624 WELL, HELLO, SWEETHEART. WELL, HELLO, SWEETHEART.
739 00:51:19,993 00:51:22,496 A LESBIAN? [ Chuckles ] A LESBIAN? [ Chuckles ]
740 00:51:22,979 00:51:24,948 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE REPORTERS? ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN... WHAT'S WITH ALL THE REPORTERS? ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN...
741 00:51:25,449 00:51:27,434 TO GET YOU OFF THE HOOK, PAL. TO GET YOU OFF THE HOOK, PAL.
742 00:51:27,434 00:51:29,386 SO, HERE. SO, HERE.
743 00:51:29,386 00:51:31,838 THIS IS A STATEMENT I'VE PREPARED FOR YOU TO READ. THIS IS A STATEMENT I'VE PREPARED FOR YOU TO READ.
744 00:51:31,838 00:51:35,275 WE REALLY GOT TO PLAY UP THAT ROMEO AND JULIET ASPECT. WE REALLY GOT TO PLAY UP THAT ROMEO AND JULIET ASPECT.
745 00:51:35,275 00:51:37,677 HEY, DIDN'T THEY DIE AT THE END? HEY, DIDN'T THEY DIE AT THE END?
746 00:51:38,628 00:51:40,547 THEY DO? THEY DO?
747 00:51:41,815 00:51:44,801 WOW. THE CASE AGAINST YOU, ADAM, IS PRETTY STRONG. WOW. THE CASE AGAINST YOU, ADAM, IS PRETTY STRONG.
748 00:51:44,801 00:51:48,054 IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH GINGER SOME, UH, IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH GINGER SOME, UH,
749 00:51:49,439 00:51:51,842 THIRTY-NINE TIMES. THIRTY-NINE TIMES.
750 00:51:51,842 00:51:54,227 OH, YOU-- OH, YOU--
751 00:52:02,552 00:52:05,972 WHAT WE'VE GOTTA DO IS RAISE PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR YOUR CAUSE. WHAT WE'VE GOTTA DO IS RAISE PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR YOUR CAUSE.
752 00:52:05,972 00:52:07,774 BY THE TIME I'M DONE, BY THE TIME I'M DONE,
753 00:52:07,774 00:52:10,727 THE PUBLIC WILL BE OUTRAGED AT THIS UNJUST LAW... THE PUBLIC WILL BE OUTRAGED AT THIS UNJUST LAW...
754 00:52:10,727 00:52:15,365 THAT WOULD SEPARATE AND PUNISH TWO PEOPLE SIMPLY FOR FALLING IN LOVE. THAT WOULD SEPARATE AND PUNISH TWO PEOPLE SIMPLY FOR FALLING IN LOVE.
755 00:52:15,765 00:52:17,217 THAT SOUNDS COOL. THAT SOUNDS COOL.
756 00:52:17,217 00:52:18,535 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
757 00:52:18,535 00:52:21,438 COOL? COOL?
758 00:52:21,438 00:52:23,940 COOL? COOL?
759 00:52:28,161 00:52:32,032 ALL GINGER AND I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. ALL GINGER AND I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER.
760 00:52:32,032 00:52:34,034 WE NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE. WE NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE.
761 00:52:34,034 00:52:36,520 NOW, WE'RE BEING FORCED TO PART AT A TIME... NOW, WE'RE BEING FORCED TO PART AT A TIME...
762 00:52:36,520 00:52:39,022 WHEN SHE MOST NEEDS MY LOVE AND ATTENTION. WHEN SHE MOST NEEDS MY LOVE AND ATTENTION.
763 00:52:39,022 00:52:42,008 BUT, STILL, I INTEND TO DO WHATEVER POSSIBLE... BUT, STILL, I INTEND TO DO WHATEVER POSSIBLE...
764 00:52:42,008 00:52:45,512 TO PROVIDE FOR HER AND OUR FAMILY. TO PROVIDE FOR HER AND OUR FAMILY.
765 00:52:45,512 00:52:49,933 THEREFORE, I WILL BE DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY-- THEREFORE, I WILL BE DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY--
766 00:52:50,433 00:52:52,435 RIGHT ON. RIGHT ON.
767 00:52:52,435 00:52:57,941 AND WILL BE GETTING A JOB SO THAT I MIGHT PROVIDE FOR OUR FAMILY. AND WILL BE GETTING A JOB SO THAT I MIGHT PROVIDE FOR OUR FAMILY.
768 00:52:57,941 00:52:59,943 CHUCK, MY DAD ALREADY HAS A JOB. CHUCK, MY DAD ALREADY HAS A JOB.
769 00:52:59,943 00:53:01,945 KEEP READING. KEEP READING.
770 00:53:02,445 00:53:04,948 I ALSO INTEND TO ASK GINGER FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE. I ALSO INTEND TO ASK GINGER FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE.
771 00:53:04,948 00:53:06,950 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
772 00:53:06,950 00:53:09,452 THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY AT THIS TIME. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY AT THIS TIME.
773 00:53:09,452 00:53:11,454 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
774 00:53:11,454 00:53:13,957 AND, PLEASE, ONLY ONE DOUGHNUT PER PERSON. AND, PLEASE, ONLY ONE DOUGHNUT PER PERSON.
775 00:53:13,957 00:53:15,458 ADAM! WHERE'S GINGER? ADAM! WHERE'S GINGER?
776 00:53:15,458 00:53:17,460 THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
777 00:53:17,460 00:53:20,463 AND PLEASE GO AND SPREAD THE WORD. AND PLEASE GO AND SPREAD THE WORD.
778 00:53:23,200 00:53:25,702 MOM, DO I REALLY HAVE TO MARRY GINGER? MOM, DO I REALLY HAVE TO MARRY GINGER?
779 00:53:25,702 00:53:29,206 HONEY, THAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. BUT I DON'T LOVE HER. HONEY, THAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. BUT I DON'T LOVE HER.
780 00:53:30,707 00:53:34,211 LOTS OF GUYS GET MARRIED TO WOMEN THEY DON'T LOVE. LOTS OF GUYS GET MARRIED TO WOMEN THEY DON'T LOVE.
781 00:53:34,211 00:53:37,714 I READ THAT SOME WOMEN DON'T HAVE SEX WITH THEIR HUSBANDS... I READ THAT SOME WOMEN DON'T HAVE SEX WITH THEIR HUSBANDS...
782 00:53:37,714 00:53:41,151 BECAUSE THE MEN DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO BRING THEM TO ORGASM. BECAUSE THE MEN DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO BRING THEM TO ORGASM.
783 00:53:41,151 00:53:45,855 BUT ISN'T IT WRONG TO GO TELLING EVERYONE I LOVE HER WHEN I DON'T? BUT ISN'T IT WRONG TO GO TELLING EVERYONE I LOVE HER WHEN I DON'T?
784 00:53:45,855 00:53:48,141 SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO TELL LITTLE WHITE LIES. SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO TELL LITTLE WHITE LIES.
785 00:53:48,141 00:53:51,611 ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF PRISON. ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF PRISON.
786 00:53:51,611 00:53:54,531 HOW CAN IT BE OKAY TO LIE ABOUT SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT? HOW CAN IT BE OKAY TO LIE ABOUT SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT?
787 00:53:54,931 00:53:56,366 EITHER LOVE THE LITTLE TRAMP... EITHER LOVE THE LITTLE TRAMP...
788 00:53:56,866 00:53:58,368 OR YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING SOME TOUGH LOVE... OR YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING SOME TOUGH LOVE...
789 00:53:58,368 00:54:01,154 FROM YOUR CELLMATE UP AT THE STATE PEN. FROM YOUR CELLMATE UP AT THE STATE PEN.
790 00:54:01,154 00:54:07,294 SO THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN BUBBA SAYS, "SPOT ME IN THE WEIGHT ROOM." SO THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN BUBBA SAYS, "SPOT ME IN THE WEIGHT ROOM."
791 00:54:07,294 00:54:09,296 YEAH. YEAH.
792 00:54:09,779 00:54:12,716 "BUBBA"? "BUBBA"?
793 00:54:12,716 00:54:17,637 IT'S A GENERIC PRISON GUY. BUBBA. IT'S A GENERIC PRISON GUY. BUBBA.
794 00:54:17,637 00:54:21,057 BIG, MUSCLEY, BIG, MUSCLEY,
795 00:54:21,057 00:54:23,226 SOUTHERN? AND DOMINANT. SOUTHERN? AND DOMINANT.
796 00:54:27,547 00:54:30,550 [ Amber ] WHILE CHUCK'S SPIN WAS TAKING EFFECT, [ Amber ] WHILE CHUCK'S SPIN WAS TAKING EFFECT,
797 00:54:30,550 00:54:35,055 THE REAL STORY TOOK A TURN AS GINGER FOUND HERSELF IN THE HOSPITAL EARLIER THAN EXPECTED. THE REAL STORY TOOK A TURN AS GINGER FOUND HERSELF IN THE HOSPITAL EARLIER THAN EXPECTED.
798 00:54:35,055 00:54:37,057 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET A BEER AROUND HERE? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET A BEER AROUND HERE?
799 00:54:37,057 00:54:40,010 NATURALLY, HER MOTHER WAS CONCERNED. NATURALLY, HER MOTHER WAS CONCERNED.
800 00:54:40,010 00:54:43,013 [ P.A. ] NURSE JAMISON TO THE O.R. [ P.A. ] NURSE JAMISON TO THE O.R.
801 00:54:43,013 00:54:45,515 DR. MOYLE, PLEASE REPORT TO PEDIATRICS. DR. MOYLE, PLEASE REPORT TO PEDIATRICS.
802 00:54:45,515 00:54:48,018 DR. MOYLE TO PEDIATRICS. DR. MOYLE TO PEDIATRICS.
803 00:54:48,018 00:54:50,337 [ Ringing ] [ Ringing ]
804 00:54:50,337 00:54:52,339 I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT.
805 00:54:53,840 00:54:57,310 - HELLO? - HI. I HAD A MISCARRIAGE. - HELLO? - HI. I HAD A MISCARRIAGE.
806 00:54:57,310 00:54:59,813 WHAT? YOU HEARD ME. WHAT? YOU HEARD ME.
807 00:54:59,813 00:55:01,765 I HAD A MISCARRIAGE. I HAD A MISCARRIAGE.
808 00:55:01,765 00:55:03,133 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
809 00:55:03,133 00:55:06,703 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST KINDA IT CAME OUT BEFORE IT WAS DONE. I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST KINDA IT CAME OUT BEFORE IT WAS DONE.
810 00:55:06,703 00:55:08,088 WOW. WOW.
811 00:55:08,588 00:55:11,041 I GUESS IT WAS GOD'S WAY OF TELLING ME I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER. I GUESS IT WAS GOD'S WAY OF TELLING ME I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER.
812 00:55:11,041 00:55:12,242 YOU THINK? YOU THINK?
813 00:55:15,378 00:55:17,647 SO ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY AND ALL? SO ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY AND ALL?
814 00:55:18,148 00:55:23,820 YEAH. THE NURSE SAID MY MOM CAN ONLY STAY TILL 7:30. YEAH. THE NURSE SAID MY MOM CAN ONLY STAY TILL 7:30.
815 00:55:23,820 00:55:26,122 ANYHOW, I BETTER GET OFF THE PHONE. ANYHOW, I BETTER GET OFF THE PHONE.
816 00:55:26,122 00:55:28,575 MY MOM HAS TO CHECK IN WITH HER PAROLE OFFICER. MY MOM HAS TO CHECK IN WITH HER PAROLE OFFICER.
817 00:55:28,575 00:55:31,544 OKAY. BYE. BYE. OKAY. BYE. BYE.
818 00:55:34,130 00:55:35,465 WHO WAS THAT, SWEETIE? WHO WAS THAT, SWEETIE?
819 00:55:35,465 00:55:37,834 GINGER. GINGER.
820 00:55:37,834 00:55:41,438 OH, HONEY, SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL HERE. OH, HONEY, SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL HERE.
821 00:55:41,438 00:55:43,656 THAT'S A NO-NO. YEAH, BUT... THAT'S A NO-NO. YEAH, BUT...
822 00:55:43,656 00:55:45,625 DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR MOTHER. DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR MOTHER.
823 00:55:49,646 00:55:52,098 I THINK SHE SHOULD DO HER HAIR DIFFERENTLY. I THINK SHE SHOULD DO HER HAIR DIFFERENTLY.
824 00:55:54,050 00:55:58,338 MY DAD SAYS SHE'S A LA-LA-LESBIAN. MY DAD SAYS SHE'S A LA-LA-LESBIAN.
825 00:56:00,290 00:56:02,258 THAT'S WHY SHE'S PUTTING THE SCREWS ON ADAM. THAT'S WHY SHE'S PUTTING THE SCREWS ON ADAM.
826 00:56:03,676 00:56:07,397 IMAGINE. KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM THE GIRL HE LOVES. IMAGINE. KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM THE GIRL HE LOVES.
827 00:56:09,849 00:56:14,237 WELL, THE BOY DID BEHAVE IRRESPONSIBLY. WELL, THE BOY DID BEHAVE IRRESPONSIBLY.
828 00:56:14,237 00:56:16,156 HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF ROMANCE? HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF ROMANCE?
829 00:56:18,091 00:56:21,811 HOW COMEINSIDE SCOOP DOESN'T WANT TO INTERVIEW ME? HOW COMEINSIDE SCOOP DOESN'T WANT TO INTERVIEW ME?
830 00:56:21,811 00:56:25,348 [ TV ] TONIGHT, ONINSIDE SCOOP, THE CONSEQUENCES OF TEEN SEX. [ TV ] TONIGHT, ONINSIDE SCOOP, THE CONSEQUENCES OF TEEN SEX.
831 00:56:25,348 00:56:28,184 MY CLIENT IS A VICTIM OF LOVE. MY CLIENT IS A VICTIM OF LOVE.
832 00:56:28,184 00:56:31,154 NO MORE, NO LESS. NO MORE, NO LESS.
833 00:56:31,154 00:56:35,658 ADAM AND GINGER ARE VERY MUCH A MODERN DAY ROMEO AND JULIET. ADAM AND GINGER ARE VERY MUCH A MODERN DAY ROMEO AND JULIET.
834 00:56:35,658 00:56:39,062 FORCED APART... NOT BY THEIR FAMILIES, FORCED APART... NOT BY THEIR FAMILIES,
835 00:56:39,062 00:56:44,701 BUT BY THE VERY LAW THAT IS MEANT TO ENSURE LIBERTY TO ALL CITIZENS. BUT BY THE VERY LAW THAT IS MEANT TO ENSURE LIBERTY TO ALL CITIZENS.
836 00:56:44,701 00:56:49,456 WE ARE CERTAIN THAT THE PUBLIC WILL BE OUTRAGED AT THIS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE. WE ARE CERTAIN THAT THE PUBLIC WILL BE OUTRAGED AT THIS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE.
837 00:56:49,956 00:56:53,343 ADAM, TELL ME, HOW DOES IT FEEL... ADAM, TELL ME, HOW DOES IT FEEL...
838 00:56:53,343 00:56:57,697 KNOWING THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE DURING HER PREGNANCY? KNOWING THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE DURING HER PREGNANCY?
839 00:56:59,849 00:57:01,851 UH... UH...
840 00:57:01,851 00:57:04,654 BAD. REAL BAD. BAD. REAL BAD.
841 00:57:05,054 00:57:06,256 [ Amber ] ADAM'S A BRILLIANT ACTOR. [ Amber ] ADAM'S A BRILLIANT ACTOR.
842 00:57:06,656 00:57:08,425 LIKE JAMES VAN DER BEEK BRILLIANCE. LIKE JAMES VAN DER BEEK BRILLIANCE.
843 00:57:08,425 00:57:11,294 THE WHOLE COMMUNITY IS BACKING ADAM AND GINGER IN THEIR PLIGHT. THE WHOLE COMMUNITY IS BACKING ADAM AND GINGER IN THEIR PLIGHT.
844 00:57:11,294 00:57:13,296 BEHIND ME, YOU SEE SOME AVID SUPPORTERS. BEHIND ME, YOU SEE SOME AVID SUPPORTERS.
845 00:57:13,296 00:57:15,799 AND ALSO THE LOCAL CHAPTER OF THE SCOUTS... AND ALSO THE LOCAL CHAPTER OF THE SCOUTS...
846 00:57:15,799 00:57:18,718 IS HOLDING A SPAGHETTI DINNER AT THE VFW, IS HOLDING A SPAGHETTI DINNER AT THE VFW,
847 00:57:18,718 00:57:21,104 AND ALSO THE ACLU WILL HAVE A CAR WASH. AND ALSO THE ACLU WILL HAVE A CAR WASH.
848 00:57:21,104 00:57:22,522 ALL THIS IN THE HOPES OF RAISING MONEY... ALL THIS IN THE HOPES OF RAISING MONEY...
849 00:57:22,939 00:57:26,042 TO HELP PAY FOR ADAM FISHER'S GROWING LEGAL FEES. TO HELP PAY FOR ADAM FISHER'S GROWING LEGAL FEES.
850 00:57:26,042 00:57:27,961 [ TV Off ] YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO TELL ME... [ TV Off ] YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO TELL ME...
851 00:57:27,961 00:57:29,963 THIS IS JUST A DREAM ANY TIME NOW. THIS IS JUST A DREAM ANY TIME NOW.
852 00:57:29,963 00:57:32,465 WE JUST HAVE TO SIT TIGHT AND RIDE IT OUT. WE JUST HAVE TO SIT TIGHT AND RIDE IT OUT.
853 00:57:32,465 00:57:35,468 RIDE IT OUT? THE SCOUTS ARE INVOLVED, YOU MORON. RIDE IT OUT? THE SCOUTS ARE INVOLVED, YOU MORON.
854 00:57:35,969 00:57:38,388 WE EXPECTED SOME OF THIS TO HAPPEN. WE DID? WE EXPECTED SOME OF THIS TO HAPPEN. WE DID?
855 00:57:38,388 00:57:42,392 THE MEDIA'S PORTRAYING ME AS A PSYCHOTIC, POWER HUNGRY, MAN-HATING BITCH. THE MEDIA'S PORTRAYING ME AS A PSYCHOTIC, POWER HUNGRY, MAN-HATING BITCH.
856 00:57:42,892 00:57:44,894 IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THAT. OH, NO? IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THAT. OH, NO?
857 00:57:47,814 00:57:51,634 HAS EVERYONE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT HE BROKE THE LAW? HAS EVERYONE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT HE BROKE THE LAW?
858 00:57:56,940 00:57:58,575 [ Amber ] I REALLY WAS TRYING TO BE CALM. [ Amber ] I REALLY WAS TRYING TO BE CALM.
859 00:57:58,975 00:58:02,278 BUT IT'S JUST VERY HARD WHEN THE FUTURE YOU'VE PLANNED SINCE MEETING ADAM IN 6th GRADE... BUT IT'S JUST VERY HARD WHEN THE FUTURE YOU'VE PLANNED SINCE MEETING ADAM IN 6th GRADE...
860 00:58:02,278 00:58:04,280 IS IN JEOPARDY. IS IN JEOPARDY.
861 00:58:04,280 00:58:06,282 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME MORE OF THESE. OH, NO, NO, NO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME MORE OF THESE. OH, NO, NO, NO.
862 00:58:06,783 00:58:08,785 DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
863 00:58:08,785 00:58:11,254 CHUCK SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE THOSE. DICK. CHUCK SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE THOSE. DICK.
864 00:58:11,254 00:58:12,739 NO, CHUCK. NO, CHUCK.
865 00:58:14,674 00:58:18,178 ADAM, IF YOU MARRY HER, ADAM, IF YOU MARRY HER,
866 00:58:18,178 00:58:20,180 WE ARE OFFICIALLY OVER. WE ARE OFFICIALLY OVER.
867 00:58:20,180 00:58:22,682 ALL CHUCK WANTS TO DO IS KEEP ME OUT OF PRISON. ALL CHUCK WANTS TO DO IS KEEP ME OUT OF PRISON.
868 00:58:22,682 00:58:26,653 PRISON? YOU'RE GONNA GO TO PRISON FOR KNOCKING UP THAT HO? PRISON? YOU'RE GONNA GO TO PRISON FOR KNOCKING UP THAT HO?
869 00:58:26,653 00:58:30,657 IF ALL THE GUYS THAT SCREWED HER WENT TO PRISON, THEY'D HAVE TO ADD ON ANOTHER WING. IF ALL THE GUYS THAT SCREWED HER WENT TO PRISON, THEY'D HAVE TO ADD ON ANOTHER WING.
870 00:58:30,657 00:58:32,158 YOU THINK SHE SLEEPS AROUND? YOU THINK SHE SLEEPS AROUND?
871 00:58:33,610 00:58:36,613 AHEM. DOES ICE MELT? AHEM. DOES ICE MELT?
872 00:58:38,565 00:58:42,569 AMBER, YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT EVERYTHING I'M DOING HERE IS FOR US. AMBER, YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT EVERYTHING I'M DOING HERE IS FOR US.
873 00:58:42,569 00:58:45,004 I FIND THAT A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE. I FIND THAT A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE.
874 00:58:45,004 00:58:50,009 AS SOON AS THIS IS OVER, I'M GONNA DIVORCE HER AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL. AS SOON AS THIS IS OVER, I'M GONNA DIVORCE HER AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
875 00:58:50,009 00:58:52,011 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL.
876 00:58:52,011 00:58:53,963 CHUCK THINKS IT'D LOOK GOOD IF I GOT A JOB. CHUCK THINKS IT'D LOOK GOOD IF I GOT A JOB.
877 00:58:53,963 00:58:57,967 WE WORKED SO HARD TO RAISE YOUR G.P.A. TO A D-MINUS. WE WORKED SO HARD TO RAISE YOUR G.P.A. TO A D-MINUS.
878 00:58:57,967 00:59:01,971 I KNOW, BUT IF I GET A JOB, EVERYONE WILL THINK I WANT TO TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY. I KNOW, BUT IF I GET A JOB, EVERYONE WILL THINK I WANT TO TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY.
879 00:59:01,971 00:59:04,407 [ Groans ] [ Groans ]
880 00:59:04,407 00:59:07,911 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE.
881 00:59:07,911 00:59:09,412 ISN'T HE SMART? ISN'T HE SMART?
882 00:59:11,347 00:59:14,350 HE THINKS OF EVERYTHING. HE THINKS OF EVERYTHING.
883 00:59:14,350 00:59:16,352 [ SIGHING ] [ SIGHING ]
884 00:59:25,345 00:59:27,747 [ Amber ] BOYS AND THEIR CARS. I JUST DON'T GET IT. [ Amber ] BOYS AND THEIR CARS. I JUST DON'T GET IT.
885 00:59:28,248 00:59:30,600 ANYWAY, EVEN THOUGH ADAM WAS CHARGED WITH A SEX CRIME, ANYWAY, EVEN THOUGH ADAM WAS CHARGED WITH A SEX CRIME,
886 00:59:30,600 00:59:34,103 WOMEN FROM ALL OVER NOW FOUND HIM IRRESISTIBLE. WOMEN FROM ALL OVER NOW FOUND HIM IRRESISTIBLE.
887 00:59:34,103 00:59:36,105 THIS DID POSE A MORAL QUANDARY, THIS DID POSE A MORAL QUANDARY,
888 00:59:36,105 00:59:39,609 BUT IT JUST REINFORCED MY AFFECTION FOR HIM. BUT IT JUST REINFORCED MY AFFECTION FOR HIM.
889 00:59:39,609 00:59:43,563 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OTHER GIRLS LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OTHER GIRLS LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND.
890 00:59:44,063 00:59:48,401 AWESOME! ?? SOME PEOPLE TELL ME I'VE GOT A BAD ATTITUDE ?? AWESOME! ?? SOME PEOPLE TELL ME I'VE GOT A BAD ATTITUDE ??
891 00:59:48,401 00:59:51,821 ?? 'CAUSE I GREW UP LEARNIN' TO BE RUDE ?? ?? 'CAUSE I GREW UP LEARNIN' TO BE RUDE ??
892 00:59:51,821 00:59:54,741 ?? IT FEELS GOOD ?? ?? IT FEELS GOOD ??
893 00:59:57,677 01:00:01,614 THAT JUDGE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME CONTACTING YOU, DID HE? THAT JUDGE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME CONTACTING YOU, DID HE?
894 01:00:01,614 01:00:03,616 NO, I GUESS NOT. NO, I GUESS NOT.
895 01:00:03,616 01:00:05,618 AND... AND...
896 01:00:05,618 01:00:07,870 MY MOM'S OVER AT BIBLE STUDY. MY MOM'S OVER AT BIBLE STUDY.
897 01:00:08,354 01:00:11,357 NO. I JUST CAME OVER 'CAUSE I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE. NO. I JUST CAME OVER 'CAUSE I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
898 01:00:11,357 01:00:13,743 GOOD-BYE? GOOD-BYE?
899 01:00:13,743 01:00:17,664 YEAH. I'M MOVING TO NEW YORK TO LIVE WITH MY STEPDAD. YEAH. I'M MOVING TO NEW YORK TO LIVE WITH MY STEPDAD.
900 01:00:17,664 01:00:19,599 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE'S A HOMO. I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE'S A HOMO.
901 01:00:19,599 01:00:21,050 WELL, HE IS, BUT MY MOM'S A FREAK. WELL, HE IS, BUT MY MOM'S A FREAK.
902 01:00:21,551 01:00:23,553 YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
903 01:00:23,553 01:00:26,539 SO I GUESS I WON'T BE SEEING YOU AROUND ANYMORE. SO I GUESS I WON'T BE SEEING YOU AROUND ANYMORE.
904 01:00:26,539 01:00:29,225 NO, BUT IT'S KINDA BETTER THAT WAY, YOU KNOW, NO, BUT IT'S KINDA BETTER THAT WAY, YOU KNOW,
905 01:00:29,225 01:00:32,111 'CAUSE EVERYTHING'S GOTTEN SO CRAZY. 'CAUSE EVERYTHING'S GOTTEN SO CRAZY.
906 01:00:32,111 01:00:35,531 ALL WE DID WAS DO THE NASTY. ALL WE DID WAS DO THE NASTY.
907 01:00:43,439 01:00:45,441 SO, DO YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? SO, DO YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
908 01:00:53,499 01:00:58,137 THIS KID DOESN'T SCREW THINGS UP, I'M HOME FREE. THIS KID DOESN'T SCREW THINGS UP, I'M HOME FREE.
909 01:00:58,137 01:01:00,039 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
910 01:01:01,491 01:01:03,376 I'M HOME FREE. I'M HOME FREE.
911 01:01:05,878 01:01:07,880 I'M HOME FREE! I'M HOME FREE!
912 01:01:07,880 01:01:08,881 WHO'S HOME FREE? WHO'S HOME FREE?
913 01:01:09,382 01:01:11,384 CHUCKIE'S HOME FREE, HOME FREE. CHUCKIE'S HOME FREE, HOME FREE.
914 01:01:17,156 01:01:20,243 CHUCK CLOPPERMAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! CHUCK CLOPPERMAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
915 01:01:23,129 01:01:25,098 HOME FREE! HOME FREE!
916 01:01:25,098 01:01:28,051 CHUCKIE'S IN THE HOUSE. CHUCKIE'S IN THE HOUSE. CHUCKIE'S IN THE HOUSE. CHUCKIE'S IN THE HOUSE.
917 01:01:28,051 01:01:30,053 CHUCKIE'S IN THE HOUSE. CHUCKIE'S IN THE HOUSE.
918 01:01:30,553 01:01:34,991 HOME FREE, AS LONG AS THAT KID DOESN'T SCREW IT UP! HOME FREE, AS LONG AS THAT KID DOESN'T SCREW IT UP!
919 01:01:34,991 01:01:36,993 [ Amber ] IF CHUCK WASN'T SUCH A MORON, [ Amber ] IF CHUCK WASN'T SUCH A MORON,
920 01:01:36,993 01:01:39,495 HE'D HAVE KNOWN THE ODDS OF ADAM NOT SCREWING THINGS UP... HE'D HAVE KNOWN THE ODDS OF ADAM NOT SCREWING THINGS UP...
921 01:01:39,495 01:01:42,365 WERE PRETTY MUCH NEXT TO NOTHING. WERE PRETTY MUCH NEXT TO NOTHING.
922 01:01:42,365 01:01:43,716 HELLO? HELLO?
923 01:01:47,220 01:01:49,138 [ Moaning ] [ Moaning ]
924 01:01:51,140 01:01:53,643 [ Mrs. Fisher ] ADAM, HONEY, I'M HOME! [ Mrs. Fisher ] ADAM, HONEY, I'M HOME!
925 01:01:53,643 01:01:56,546 OH, MY GOD, IT'S MY MOM. OH, MY GOD, IT'S MY MOM.
926 01:01:58,898 01:02:00,867 HEY, SWEETIE! HEY, SWEETIE!
927 01:02:00,867 01:02:02,819 UH, HI, MOM. UH, HI, MOM.
928 01:02:02,819 01:02:04,821 CAN YOU GO TO THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND? CAN YOU GO TO THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND?
929 01:02:04,821 01:02:08,241 WELL, YES, I CAN, BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO? WELL, YES, I CAN, BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO?
930 01:02:08,741 01:02:11,711 WELL, I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT-- WELL, I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT--
931 01:02:11,711 01:02:13,713 ASK YOU ABOUT JESUS. ASK YOU ABOUT JESUS.
932 01:02:13,713 01:02:15,715 YEAH, I HAVE SOME JESUS-TYPE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. YEAH, I HAVE SOME JESUS-TYPE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
933 01:02:15,715 01:02:17,900 TALK ABOUT PERFECT TIMING. TALK ABOUT PERFECT TIMING.
934 01:02:17,900 01:02:20,853 BROTHER THOMAS HERE HAS COME OVER FOR COFFEE. BROTHER THOMAS HERE HAS COME OVER FOR COFFEE.
935 01:02:20,853 01:02:22,855 HE JUST FINISHED SEMINARY, HE JUST FINISHED SEMINARY,
936 01:02:22,855 01:02:25,291 AND HE'S HEADING OUT TO TEACH THE HEATHENS ABOUT JESUS. AND HE'S HEADING OUT TO TEACH THE HEATHENS ABOUT JESUS.
937 01:02:25,291 01:02:27,293 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, THOMAS? YES, MA'AM. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, THOMAS? YES, MA'AM.
938 01:02:27,293 01:02:30,430 I'M GOING TO ASSUME MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE CONGREGATION. I'M GOING TO ASSUME MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE CONGREGATION.
939 01:02:30,430 01:02:34,300 YOU MEAN, LIKE, DURING THE SERVICE? YOU MEAN, LIKE, DURING THE SERVICE?
940 01:02:34,300 01:02:36,519 NO. I'LL BE DOING IT OVER IN CHINA. NO. I'LL BE DOING IT OVER IN CHINA.
941 01:02:37,019 01:02:39,021 OH. OH.
942 01:02:39,021 01:02:41,457 [ Mrs. Fisher ] WHY DON'T I WHIP UP SOME DEVILED EGGS, [ Mrs. Fisher ] WHY DON'T I WHIP UP SOME DEVILED EGGS,
943 01:02:41,457 01:02:43,459 AND YOU TWO CAN TALK SHOP, OKAY? AND YOU TWO CAN TALK SHOP, OKAY?
944 01:02:43,459 01:02:44,877 GREAT. GREAT.
945 01:02:44,877 01:02:46,829 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
946 01:02:46,829 01:02:49,265 YEAH. YEAH.
947 01:02:49,265 01:02:50,767 COME ON. COME ON.
948 01:02:50,767 01:02:55,204 GOSH, IT'S SO EXCITING GOING TO A FOREIGN LAND. OH, YEAH. GOSH, IT'S SO EXCITING GOING TO A FOREIGN LAND. OH, YEAH.
949 01:02:55,204 01:02:58,124 YOU KNOW, I BET THEY MAKE SOME GREAT CHINESE FOOD OVER THERE IN CHINA. YOU KNOW, I BET THEY MAKE SOME GREAT CHINESE FOOD OVER THERE IN CHINA.
950 01:02:58,624 01:03:00,576 [ Thomas ] ACTUALLY, NOT. [ Thomas ] ACTUALLY, NOT.
951 01:03:00,576 01:03:03,446 OH. OH.
952 01:03:03,946 01:03:06,816 I CAN GIVE YOU SOME MACARONI AND CHEESE TO TAKE OVER THERE. I CAN GIVE YOU SOME MACARONI AND CHEESE TO TAKE OVER THERE.
953 01:03:11,320 01:03:13,823 ?? I MIGHT WALK A LITTLE FUNNY BUT MY WALK IS ME ?? ?? I MIGHT WALK A LITTLE FUNNY BUT MY WALK IS ME ??
954 01:03:13,823 01:03:16,275 ?? I MIGHT STUTTER WHEN I TALK BUT I SAY WHAT I SEE ?? ?? I MIGHT STUTTER WHEN I TALK BUT I SAY WHAT I SEE ??
955 01:03:16,776 01:03:19,762 ?? I DON'T AGREE WITH EVERY OTHE LITTLE THING THAT'S PROVEN ?? ?? I DON'T AGREE WITH EVERY OTHE LITTLE THING THAT'S PROVEN ??
956 01:03:19,762 01:03:22,215 ?? I DO A LOT OF THINGS THAT I SHOULDN'T BE DOIN' ?? ?? I DO A LOT OF THINGS THAT I SHOULDN'T BE DOIN' ??
957 01:03:22,715 01:03:24,717 ?? I RUIN EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT'VE HAD IN MIND ?? ?? I RUIN EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT'VE HAD IN MIND ??
958 01:03:24,717 01:03:27,720 ?? I'M CONSISTENT, BELLIGERENT SOLIDIFIED FIND ?? ?? I'M CONSISTENT, BELLIGERENT SOLIDIFIED FIND ??
959 01:03:28,221 01:03:30,173 ?? RHINESTONE FREAK SUBURBAN STAR ?? ?? RHINESTONE FREAK SUBURBAN STAR ??
960 01:03:30,173 01:03:33,109 ?? I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY AND I GOT NO CAR ?? ?? I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY AND I GOT NO CAR ??
961 01:03:33,109 01:03:38,614 ?? I DON'T KNOW WHY I COME HERE BUT I KNOW I'LL NEVER LEAVE ?? ?? I DON'T KNOW WHY I COME HERE BUT I KNOW I'LL NEVER LEAVE ??
962 01:03:39,115 01:03:41,617 ?? IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I WANNA BE ?? ?? IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I WANNA BE ??
963 01:03:41,617 01:03:44,036 ?? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ???? ?? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ????
964 01:03:45,538 01:03:48,541 [ Amber ] I KNOW, BUT THAT REALLY DID HAPPEN. [ Amber ] I KNOW, BUT THAT REALLY DID HAPPEN.
965 01:03:48,541 01:03:51,911 GINGER, DON'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT SAFE SEX OUT THERE IN THE BOONIES? GINGER, DON'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT SAFE SEX OUT THERE IN THE BOONIES?
966 01:03:51,911 01:03:54,413 DAD, SHUT UP. DAD, SHUT UP.
967 01:03:54,413 01:03:55,915 IS IT CHANGING? IS IT CHANGING?
968 01:03:56,415 01:03:58,401 ARE YOU SURE WE DID IT RIGHT, HONEY? ARE YOU SURE WE DID IT RIGHT, HONEY?
969 01:03:58,401 01:04:00,887 DAD, TRUST ME. I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE. DAD, TRUST ME. I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE.
970 01:04:01,387 01:04:03,389 YOU KNOW, I AM SO NERVOUS. YOU KNOW, I AM SO NERVOUS.
971 01:04:03,389 01:04:07,393 OLIVER, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN? OLIVER, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN?
972 01:04:07,393 01:04:10,396 GINGER, THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER, ESPECIALLY-- GINGER, THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER, ESPECIALLY--
973 01:04:10,897 01:04:11,397 OH! OH!
974 01:04:15,318 01:04:19,639 WE'RE GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS! [ Laughing ] WE'RE GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS! [ Laughing ]
975 01:04:19,639 01:04:23,926 I'LL GET TO DECORATE THE BABY'S ROOM AND EVERYTHING! IT'S GONNA BE SO GREAT. I'LL GET TO DECORATE THE BABY'S ROOM AND EVERYTHING! IT'S GONNA BE SO GREAT.
976 01:04:23,926 01:04:25,828 GINGER, HONEY? GINGER, HONEY?
977 01:04:25,828 01:04:29,298 YOU HEARD ME. I'M PREGGERS AGAIN. YOU HEARD ME. I'M PREGGERS AGAIN.
978 01:04:29,298 01:04:30,499 DAMN, I'M GOOD. DAMN, I'M GOOD.
979 01:04:30,499 01:04:32,101 YEAH, THANKS A LOT. YEAH, THANKS A LOT.
980 01:04:32,101 01:04:34,103 HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
981 01:04:34,103 01:04:36,105 WELL, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR A CONDOM. WELL, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR A CONDOM.
982 01:04:36,105 01:04:39,709 ???? [ Men Singing ] YEAH, AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME. ???? [ Men Singing ] YEAH, AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME.
983 01:04:39,709 01:04:41,310 WHAT'S THAT IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT'S THAT IN THE BACKGROUND?
984 01:04:41,310 01:04:43,713 OH, THAT'S JUST MY STEPDAD AND OLIVER. OH, THAT'S JUST MY STEPDAD AND OLIVER.
985 01:04:43,713 01:04:45,715 ARE THEY DOING IT? ARE THEY DOING IT?
986 01:04:45,715 01:04:47,316 NO, YOU MORON. NO, YOU MORON.
987 01:04:47,316 01:04:49,719 THEY'RE DANCING AROUND THE ROOM, SINGING SHOW TUNES. THEY'RE DANCING AROUND THE ROOM, SINGING SHOW TUNES.
988 01:04:50,152 01:04:52,388 WHOA, ROCKY WAS RIGHT. WHOA, ROCKY WAS RIGHT.
989 01:04:52,388 01:04:54,790 SO, LIKE, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE? SO, LIKE, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE?
990 01:04:54,790 01:04:57,727 WELL, DID YOU TELL ANYONE BUT YOUR MOM ABOUT THE MISCARRIAGE? WELL, DID YOU TELL ANYONE BUT YOUR MOM ABOUT THE MISCARRIAGE?
991 01:04:57,727 01:04:58,928 UM, NO. UM, NO.
992 01:04:58,928 01:05:01,731 WELL, IF WE WANT A SETTLEMENT, WE JUST WON'T SAY ANYTHING. WELL, IF WE WANT A SETTLEMENT, WE JUST WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
993 01:05:02,131 01:05:03,332 NOBODY WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. NOBODY WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
994 01:05:03,332 01:05:05,334 OKAY. WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GO. OKAY. WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GO.
995 01:05:05,334 01:05:08,537 JOHNNY'S PAROLE HEARING IS IN AN HOUR. BYE. JOHNNY'S PAROLE HEARING IS IN AN HOUR. BYE.
996 01:05:10,856 01:05:12,358 WHO WAS THAT, HONEY? WHO WAS THAT, HONEY?
997 01:05:12,358 01:05:15,845 UH, AMBER. UH, AMBER.
998 01:05:15,845 01:05:17,813 HOW IS THE LITTLE ANGEL? HOW IS THE LITTLE ANGEL?
999 01:05:17,813 01:05:19,749 FINE. FINE.
1000 01:05:19,749 01:05:23,686 YOU TELL HER TO COME OVER FOR DINNER SOON. AHEM! YOU TELL HER TO COME OVER FOR DINNER SOON. AHEM!
1001 01:05:23,686 01:05:27,189 UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU BETTER NOT. UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU BETTER NOT.
1002 01:05:27,189 01:05:29,191 UNLESS SHE'S ON HER PERIOD. UNLESS SHE'S ON HER PERIOD.
1003 01:05:34,580 01:05:38,050 OH, LOOK! REDDI-WIP'S ON SALE! OH, LOOK! REDDI-WIP'S ON SALE!
1004 01:05:38,050 01:05:40,052 YOU KNOW HOW YOU LOVE REDDI-WIP! YOU KNOW HOW YOU LOVE REDDI-WIP!
1005 01:05:53,499 01:05:56,502 [ Amber ] AS THE TRIAL APPROACHED, THINGS GOT WEIRDER AND WEIRDER. [ Amber ] AS THE TRIAL APPROACHED, THINGS GOT WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
1006 01:05:56,502 01:06:01,507 I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE MORE AND MORE INDIGNITIES. I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE MORE AND MORE INDIGNITIES.
1007 01:06:01,507 01:06:03,442 EWW. EWW.
1008 01:06:03,943 01:06:06,946 WHAT DOES THAT FINGER THING MEAN ANYWAY? WHAT DOES THAT FINGER THING MEAN ANYWAY?
1009 01:06:08,948 01:06:11,133 DAMN IT. DAMN IT.
1010 01:06:11,133 01:06:12,985 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING?
1011 01:06:12,985 01:06:16,288 THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT A SPIN ON OUR SPIN. THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT A SPIN ON OUR SPIN.
1012 01:06:16,288 01:06:19,191 YEAH, WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I'M GONNA SPIN 'EM RIGHT BACK. YEAH, WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I'M GONNA SPIN 'EM RIGHT BACK.
1013 01:06:19,191 01:06:20,643 I'M GONNA NAIL THAT ADAM FISHER, I'M GONNA NAIL THAT ADAM FISHER,
1014 01:06:20,643 01:06:22,144 AND THEN I'M GONNA NAIL THAT CHUCK CLOPPERMAN, TOO. AND THEN I'M GONNA NAIL THAT CHUCK CLOPPERMAN, TOO.
1015 01:06:22,645 01:06:24,530 - GOOD! - ARE WE READY? - GOOD! - ARE WE READY?
1016 01:06:24,530 01:06:25,798 YEAH. YEAH.
1017 01:06:25,798 01:06:28,200 ARE WE GONNA WIN? OH, YEAH! ARE WE GONNA WIN? OH, YEAH!
1018 01:06:28,200 01:06:29,018 WHO'S YOUR HONOR? YOU'RE MY HONOR. WHO'S YOUR HONOR? YOU'RE MY HONOR.
1019 01:06:29,485 01:06:30,770 CALL ME YOUR HONOR. MY HONOR. CALL ME YOUR HONOR. MY HONOR.
1020 01:06:31,237 01:06:32,655 -YOURHONOR. - YOUR HONOR. -YOURHONOR. - YOUR HONOR.
1021 01:06:32,655 01:06:35,441 - YOUR HONOR! - YOUR HONOR. - YOUR HONOR! - YOUR HONOR.
1022 01:06:35,441 01:06:37,226 ???? ????
1023 01:06:45,368 01:06:47,353 ?? CAN I ROCK IT ?? ?? CAN I ROCK IT ??
1024 01:06:47,353 01:06:48,804 ?? CAN I KNOCK IT ?? ?? CAN I KNOCK IT ??
1025 01:06:48,804 01:06:51,741 ?? CAN I LICK IT, CAN I KICK IT CAN I TOP IT ?? ?? CAN I LICK IT, CAN I KICK IT CAN I TOP IT ??
1026 01:06:51,741 01:06:54,744 ?? YOU MAKE ME HAZY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ?? ?? YOU MAKE ME HAZY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ??
1027 01:06:55,244 01:06:57,747 ?? AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO ?? ?? AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO ??
1028 01:06:57,747 01:06:58,748 ?? CAN I ROCK IT ?? ?? CAN I ROCK IT ??
1029 01:06:59,248 01:07:00,249 ?? CAN I KNOCK IT ?? ?? CAN I KNOCK IT ??
1030 01:07:00,750 01:07:03,252 ?? CAN I LICK IT, CAN I KICK IT CAN I TOP IT ?? ?? CAN I LICK IT, CAN I KICK IT CAN I TOP IT ??
1031 01:07:03,252 01:07:06,756 ?? YOU MAKE ME HAZY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ?? ?? YOU MAKE ME HAZY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ??
1032 01:07:06,756 01:07:08,758 ?? AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO ???? ?? AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO ????
1033 01:07:08,758 01:07:10,259 WHOA! WHOA!
1034 01:07:10,259 01:07:12,695 [ Shouting ] [ Shouting ]
1035 01:07:13,195 01:07:15,131 [ Amber ] FINALLY, THE TRIAL CAME. [ Amber ] FINALLY, THE TRIAL CAME.
1036 01:07:15,131 01:07:18,100 ADAM ARRIVED AT THE COURTHOUSE TO A HERO'S WELCOME. ADAM ARRIVED AT THE COURTHOUSE TO A HERO'S WELCOME.
1037 01:07:31,547 01:07:33,549 JESUS LOVES YOU! JESUS LOVES YOU!
1038 01:07:35,034 01:07:38,537 LYDIA STONE WAS A BIT LESS FORTUNATE. LYDIA STONE WAS A BIT LESS FORTUNATE.
1039 01:07:39,038 01:07:40,039 HELLO, GATLINERS. [ Booing ] HELLO, GATLINERS. [ Booing ]
1040 01:07:40,039 01:07:41,540 [ Woman ] GOD BLESS YOU, MS. STONE! [ Woman ] GOD BLESS YOU, MS. STONE!
1041 01:07:41,540 01:07:44,043 SISTER, HI, HOW ARE YOU? GOD BLESS YOU. SISTER, HI, HOW ARE YOU? GOD BLESS YOU.
1042 01:07:44,043 01:07:46,479 HE'LL BURN IN HELL! HE'LL BURN IN HELL!
1043 01:07:48,981 01:07:50,916 [ Lydia ] WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? [ Lydia ] WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
1044 01:07:50,916 01:07:53,352 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THEY DON'T LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE ANYWAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THEY DON'T LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE ANYWAY.
1045 01:07:54,286 01:07:56,238 OH, MY GOD. RUN FOR IT! OH, MY GOD. RUN FOR IT!
1046 01:08:01,227 01:08:03,229 [ Amber ] WHEREAS THE ENTRANCES MIGHT'VE BEEN EXPECTED, [ Amber ] WHEREAS THE ENTRANCES MIGHT'VE BEEN EXPECTED,
1047 01:08:03,229 01:08:06,348 THE TRIAL WAS ANYTHING BUT. THE TRIAL WAS ANYTHING BUT.
1048 01:08:06,849 01:08:09,685 YOU MAY PROCEED, MS. STONE. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. YOU MAY PROCEED, MS. STONE. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
1049 01:08:09,685 01:08:11,687 HOW OLD ARE YOU, G.A.G.? HOW OLD ARE YOU, G.A.G.?
1050 01:08:11,687 01:08:13,689 UH, MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK. UH, MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK.
1051 01:08:14,190 01:08:16,192 UH, PLEASE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, SWEETIE. UH, PLEASE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, SWEETIE.
1052 01:08:16,192 01:08:18,461 OH. FIFTEEN AND A HALF. OH. FIFTEEN AND A HALF.
1053 01:08:18,461 01:08:21,797 FIFTEEN AND A HALF YEARS OLD. FIFTEEN AND A HALF YEARS OLD.
1054 01:08:21,797 01:08:23,999 AND, UH, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? AND, UH, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
1055 01:08:25,417 01:08:27,236 YEAH, BUT HE'S IN PRISON. YEAH, BUT HE'S IN PRISON.
1056 01:08:27,236 01:08:30,172 I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR! SHE'S DOING A THING! I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR! SHE'S DOING A THING!
1057 01:08:30,172 01:08:32,541 [ Judge ] OVERRULED. I AM NOT DOING A THING. [ Judge ] OVERRULED. I AM NOT DOING A THING.
1058 01:08:32,541 01:08:34,610 I'M-- OVERRULED. I'M-- OVERRULED.
1059 01:08:34,610 01:08:37,379 WELL, SHE'S-- DOING A THING! I HAVE RULED! WELL, SHE'S-- DOING A THING! I HAVE RULED!
1060 01:08:37,379 01:08:39,715 I'M NOT DOING A THING. I'M NOT DOING A THING.
1061 01:08:39,715 01:08:42,218 PRISON, MISS G.A.G.? PRISON, MISS G.A.G.?
1062 01:08:44,086 01:08:47,006 UM, WELL-- [ Taps Desk ] UM, WELL-- [ Taps Desk ]
1063 01:08:47,940 01:08:50,709 SINCE WE'VE BEEN RIPPED FROM EACH OTHER'S LIVES, SINCE WE'VE BEEN RIPPED FROM EACH OTHER'S LIVES,
1064 01:08:50,709 01:08:52,711 IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE IN A TYPE OF PRISON. IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE IN A TYPE OF PRISON.
1065 01:08:52,711 01:08:54,947 I SEE. I SEE.
1066 01:08:54,947 01:08:57,333 ARE YOU CURRENTLY PREGNANT? ARE YOU CURRENTLY PREGNANT?
1067 01:08:57,333 01:08:58,534 YES. YES.
1068 01:08:58,968 01:09:00,886 YES? YES?
1069 01:09:00,886 01:09:02,888 HOW TERRIBLY TRAGIC, ISN'T IT? HOW TERRIBLY TRAGIC, ISN'T IT?
1070 01:09:02,888 01:09:07,610 THAT A YOUNG GIRL DOES NOT HAVET HE CHANCE TO ENJOY HER TEENAGE YEARS. THAT A YOUNG GIRL DOES NOT HAVET HE CHANCE TO ENJOY HER TEENAGE YEARS.
1071 01:09:07,610 01:09:09,545 BUT I AM ENJOYING MY TEENAGE YEARS. BUT I AM ENJOYING MY TEENAGE YEARS.
1072 01:09:09,545 01:09:11,413 HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT PREGNANT? HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT PREGNANT?
1073 01:09:11,413 01:09:17,319 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE IS SO INTERESTED IN ADAM AND ME. YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE IS SO INTERESTED IN ADAM AND ME.
1074 01:09:17,319 01:09:20,623 I MEAN, YOU OLD PEOPLE DO SOME PRETTY SCREWED-UP STUFF. I MEAN, YOU OLD PEOPLE DO SOME PRETTY SCREWED-UP STUFF.
1075 01:09:20,623 01:09:22,825 I READ THOSE PAPERS IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE, I READ THOSE PAPERS IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE,
1076 01:09:23,225 01:09:25,344 SO I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. SO I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
1077 01:09:25,344 01:09:29,248 I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE SNIFFING KOOL-AID AND HIRING TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS! I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE SNIFFING KOOL-AID AND HIRING TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS!
1078 01:09:29,248 01:09:33,302 AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION THAT CIGAR THING, AND NOBODY CARES. AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION THAT CIGAR THING, AND NOBODY CARES.
1079 01:09:33,302 01:09:38,207 SO WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING INTO OUR FACES ABOUT GETTING IT ON A FEW TIMES? SO WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING INTO OUR FACES ABOUT GETTING IT ON A FEW TIMES?
1080 01:09:38,707 01:09:40,209 I MEAN, I LIKE DOING IT. I MEAN, I LIKE DOING IT.
1081 01:09:40,209 01:09:42,678 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I WANTED TO DO IT. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I WANTED TO DO IT.
1082 01:09:42,678 01:09:47,249 AND... ADAM'S A REALLY NICE GUY. AND... ADAM'S A REALLY NICE GUY.
1083 01:09:47,249 01:09:49,251 NOT TO MENTION REALLY HUNG. OKAY, WELL, THEN! NOT TO MENTION REALLY HUNG. OKAY, WELL, THEN!
1084 01:09:49,251 01:09:50,653 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
1085 01:09:50,653 01:09:52,154 DONE WITH THIS ONE. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. DONE WITH THIS ONE. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
1086 01:09:52,154 01:09:54,156 [ Judge ] MR. CLOPPERMAN, YOUR WITNESS. [ Judge ] MR. CLOPPERMAN, YOUR WITNESS.
1087 01:09:54,156 01:09:55,658 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1088 01:09:59,662 01:10:01,163 HI. HI.
1089 01:10:05,668 01:10:08,170 HERE, HONEY. YOU MIGHT NEED THESE. HERE, HONEY. YOU MIGHT NEED THESE.
1090 01:10:14,560 01:10:17,413 GINGER, ARE YOU IN LOVE-- PLEASE REFER TO OUR UNDERAGE WITNESS... GINGER, ARE YOU IN LOVE-- PLEASE REFER TO OUR UNDERAGE WITNESS...
1091 01:10:17,413 01:10:19,014 BY HER INITIALS, MR. CLOPPERMAN. BY HER INITIALS, MR. CLOPPERMAN.
1092 01:10:22,067 01:10:24,570 SORRY. SORRY.
1093 01:10:24,570 01:10:26,455 G.A.G., ARE YOU IN LOVE? G.A.G., ARE YOU IN LOVE?
1094 01:10:26,956 01:10:28,257 YES. YES.
1095 01:10:30,626 01:10:35,130 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE, UH, 15 AND A HALF, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE, UH, 15 AND A HALF,
1096 01:10:35,130 01:10:36,632 DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE AN ADULT? DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE AN ADULT?
1097 01:10:36,632 01:10:38,133 OBJECTION, YOUR-- OBJECTION! OBJECTION, YOUR-- OBJECTION!
1098 01:10:38,634 01:10:40,135 HELLO. SORRY. HELLO. SORRY.
1099 01:10:40,135 01:10:42,471 LEADING THE WITNESS. SUSTAINED. LEADING THE WITNESS. SUSTAINED.
1100 01:10:43,889 01:10:47,760 FINE. I WILL REPHRASE THE QUESTION, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. FINE. I WILL REPHRASE THE QUESTION, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
1101 01:10:47,760 01:10:49,478 [ Chuckling ] [ Chuckling ]
1102 01:10:51,480 01:10:54,984 REPHRASE. UH-- REPHRASE. UH--
1103 01:10:54,984 01:10:56,986 G.A.G. G.A.G.
1104 01:10:59,989 01:11:03,993 AHEM. HOW DO YOU FEEL? AHEM. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
1105 01:11:03,993 01:11:09,331 WELL, OTHER THAN SOME MORNING SICKNESS AND OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION-- WELL, OTHER THAN SOME MORNING SICKNESS AND OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION--
1106 01:11:09,331 01:11:11,817 - MENTALLY. - OH. - MENTALLY. - OH.
1107 01:11:11,817 01:11:13,819 OLD. OLD.
1108 01:11:16,822 01:11:17,823 OLD! OLD!
1109 01:11:17,823 01:11:19,825 OLD. OLD.
1110 01:11:22,244 01:11:25,147 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. YOU MAY STEP DOWN. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. YOU MAY STEP DOWN.
1111 01:11:25,147 01:11:27,016 PLEASE CALL THE NEXT WITNESS. PLEASE CALL THE NEXT WITNESS.
1112 01:11:27,016 01:11:28,450 MR. FISHER, I BELIEVE THAT'S YOU. MR. FISHER, I BELIEVE THAT'S YOU.
1113 01:11:28,450 01:11:31,337 LET ME REMIND YOU, MR. FISHER, YOU ARE STILL UNDER OATH. LET ME REMIND YOU, MR. FISHER, YOU ARE STILL UNDER OATH.
1114 01:11:31,837 01:11:33,339 HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS.
1115 01:11:33,339 01:11:35,574 IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND. IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND.
1116 01:11:36,075 01:11:38,077 Y-YES, SIR. Y-YES, SIR.
1117 01:11:43,082 01:11:44,516 [ Chuckling ] [ Chuckling ]
1118 01:11:44,516 01:11:49,455 HELLO, MR. FISHER. SO YOU ADMIT TO SLEEPING WITH G.A.G. HELLO, MR. FISHER. SO YOU ADMIT TO SLEEPING WITH G.A.G.
1119 01:11:49,955 01:11:50,956 YES, MA'AM. YES, MA'AM.
1120 01:11:51,457 01:11:56,011 ON MORE THAN THREE OCCASIONS BETWEEN OCTOBER 24 AND NOVEMBER 26? ON MORE THAN THREE OCCASIONS BETWEEN OCTOBER 24 AND NOVEMBER 26?
1121 01:11:56,011 01:11:57,746 WELL, A LOT MORE. WELL, A LOT MORE.
1122 01:11:58,247 01:11:59,648 [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
1123 01:12:05,104 01:12:07,222 AND WHAT WERE YOUR AGES AT THIS TIME? AND WHAT WERE YOUR AGES AT THIS TIME?
1124 01:12:07,639 01:12:08,524 I WAS 18. I WAS 18.
1125 01:12:08,524 01:12:13,128 18 YEARS OLD! 18 YEARS OLD!
1126 01:12:13,128 01:12:15,898 AND G.A.G.? AND G.A.G.?
1127 01:12:15,898 01:12:18,867 OH! DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, MR. FISHER? OH! DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, MR. FISHER?
1128 01:12:18,867 01:12:22,738 NO, MA'AM. I JUST REALIZED GINGER'S INITIALS SPELL-- NO, MA'AM. I JUST REALIZED GINGER'S INITIALS SPELL--
1129 01:12:23,172 01:12:25,124 OH, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY SPELL, MR. FISHER. OH, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY SPELL, MR. FISHER.
1130 01:12:25,124 01:12:29,128 I AM THROUGH WITH THIS YOUNG ADULT. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. I AM THROUGH WITH THIS YOUNG ADULT. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
1131 01:12:29,128 01:12:30,963 MR. CLOPPERMAN. MR. CLOPPERMAN.
1132 01:12:30,963 01:12:32,881 PRESENT! PRESENT!
1133 01:12:32,881 01:12:34,883 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]
1134 01:12:37,319 01:12:38,220 OH. OH.
1135 01:12:42,324 01:12:43,826 SO, UH, ADAM. SO, UH, ADAM.
1136 01:12:43,826 01:12:46,628 UH, YOU AND GINGER PLANNED TO MA-- [ Judge ] COUNSELOR! UH, YOU AND GINGER PLANNED TO MA-- [ Judge ] COUNSELOR!
1137 01:12:46,628 01:12:48,580 THAT'S THE SECOND TIME. THAT'S THE SECOND TIME.
1138 01:12:49,081 01:12:50,949 WHAT? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME, YOUR HONOR. WHAT? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME, YOUR HONOR.
1139 01:12:50,949 01:12:52,951 NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S THE SECOND TIME. NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S THE SECOND TIME.
1140 01:12:52,951 01:12:54,903 NO, I'M RIGHT. IT'S THE THIRD TIME. NO, I'M RIGHT. IT'S THE THIRD TIME.
1141 01:12:54,903 01:12:57,289 FINE, WHATEVER. ADAM, FINE, WHATEVER. ADAM,
1142 01:12:57,289 01:13:00,826 YOU AND G.A.G., YOU PLAN TO MARRY, IS THAT RIGHT? YOU AND G.A.G., YOU PLAN TO MARRY, IS THAT RIGHT?
1143 01:13:00,826 01:13:03,829 YES. WE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH, YES. WE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH,
1144 01:13:03,829 01:13:06,832 AND WANT TO BE UNITED IN GOD'S EYES. AND WANT TO BE UNITED IN GOD'S EYES.
1145 01:13:06,832 01:13:09,768 GOD'S EYES. GOD'S EYES.
1146 01:13:11,270 01:13:12,771 GOD'S... EYES. GOD'S... EYES.
1147 01:13:14,957 01:13:17,242 SO WHY DID YOU TWO DECIDE NOT TO MARRY, ADAM? SO WHY DID YOU TWO DECIDE NOT TO MARRY, ADAM?
1148 01:13:17,242 01:13:20,562 UH, WE, UH-- UH, WE, UH--
1149 01:13:21,914 01:13:22,915 UH... UH...
1150 01:13:22,915 01:13:24,266 NO, WAIT. UH-- NO, WAIT. UH--
1151 01:13:24,266 01:13:27,603 - OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR! - OBJECTION TO HIS OBJECTION! - OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR! - OBJECTION TO HIS OBJECTION!
1152 01:13:27,603 01:13:31,457 MR. CLOPPERMAN, YOU'RE DOING THE QUESTIONING. MR. CLOPPERMAN, YOU'RE DOING THE QUESTIONING.
1153 01:13:31,874 01:13:33,325 I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT.
1154 01:13:33,325 01:13:34,743 WE DIDN'T! WE DIDN'T!
1155 01:13:35,144 01:13:36,562 WE-- WE DIDN'T. THAT'S RIGHT. WE-- WE DIDN'T. THAT'S RIGHT.
1156 01:13:36,562 01:13:38,997 THE COURT ORDERED US TO BE PARTED, THE COURT ORDERED US TO BE PARTED,
1157 01:13:38,997 01:13:40,999 AND WE CAN NO LONGER SEE EACH OTHER. AND WE CAN NO LONGER SEE EACH OTHER.
1158 01:13:40,999 01:13:43,886 OUR TRUE LOVE WAS... SQUASHED. OUR TRUE LOVE WAS... SQUASHED.
1159 01:13:43,886 01:13:47,873 - QUASHED. - YEAH. QUASHED. - QUASHED. - YEAH. QUASHED.
1160 01:13:47,873 01:13:52,227 HAVE YOU SEEN G.A.G. SINCE THE COURT TORE YOU APART? HAVE YOU SEEN G.A.G. SINCE THE COURT TORE YOU APART?
1161 01:13:55,230 01:13:56,215 N-NOT REALLY. N-NOT REALLY.
1162 01:13:56,215 01:13:58,667 "NOT REALLY," YOUR HONOR? "NOT REALLY," YOUR HONOR?
1163 01:13:58,667 01:14:01,904 ANSWER THE QUESTION EITHER YES OR NO. ANSWER THE QUESTION EITHER YES OR NO.
1164 01:14:01,904 01:14:04,873 NO... NO...
1165 01:14:04,873 01:14:05,874 TREALLY. TREALLY.
1166 01:14:05,874 01:14:08,377 YOUR HONOR! "TREALLY"? YOUR HONOR! "TREALLY"?
1167 01:14:08,377 01:14:11,480 WILL YOU REPEAT YOUR ANSWER-- "TREALLY" MEANS "NO"! WILL YOU REPEAT YOUR ANSWER-- "TREALLY" MEANS "NO"!
1168 01:14:11,480 01:14:13,515 JUST ONE WORD. JUST ONE WORD.
1169 01:14:19,505 01:14:21,940 NO. NO.
1170 01:14:21,940 01:14:25,344 BUT... BUT...
1171 01:14:25,844 01:14:28,347 BUT, WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT... BUT, WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT...
1172 01:14:28,347 01:14:30,849 I KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE LAWS, I KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE LAWS,
1173 01:14:31,350 01:14:32,351 THEY HAVE THEIR REASONS AND ALL, THEY HAVE THEIR REASONS AND ALL,
1174 01:14:32,351 01:14:37,189 AND I'M USUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT NOT BREAKING THEM. AND I'M USUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT NOT BREAKING THEM.
1175 01:14:37,189 01:14:39,641 LOOK, WHAT I MEAN IS, LOOK, WHAT I MEAN IS,
1176 01:14:39,641 01:14:41,977 I GUESS I KINDA SCREWED UP, I GUESS I KINDA SCREWED UP,
1177 01:14:41,977 01:14:44,480 AND... I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. AND... I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1178 01:14:46,365 01:14:49,368 WHEN MIKE MUBORN BLEW UP THE CHEMISTRY LAB TRYING TO BUILD DYNAMITE, WHEN MIKE MUBORN BLEW UP THE CHEMISTRY LAB TRYING TO BUILD DYNAMITE,
1179 01:14:49,368 01:14:52,371 AND ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP TRASH. AND ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP TRASH.
1180 01:14:52,371 01:14:56,842 SO I THINK IT'D BE A LITTLE UNFAIR IF GET LOCKED AWAY FOR 20 TO 40. SO I THINK IT'D BE A LITTLE UNFAIR IF GET LOCKED AWAY FOR 20 TO 40.
1181 01:14:57,326 01:14:58,277 DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?
1182 01:14:58,777 01:15:00,779 I DO! [ Laughs ] I DO! [ Laughs ]
1183 01:15:01,280 01:15:03,232 ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY.
1184 01:15:03,232 01:15:10,105 ADAM, G.A.G. HAS TESTIFIED THAT SHE IS PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY. ADAM, G.A.G. HAS TESTIFIED THAT SHE IS PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY.
1185 01:15:10,105 01:15:12,407 ARE YOU GONNAA SUPPORT THAT CHILD? ARE YOU GONNAA SUPPORT THAT CHILD?
1186 01:15:12,407 01:15:15,210 YES. YES, I WILL. YES. YES, I WILL.
1187 01:15:19,047 01:15:21,550 THAT'S VERY NOT GUILTY OF YOU, ADAM. THAT'S VERY NOT GUILTY OF YOU, ADAM.
1188 01:15:21,550 01:15:23,952 YOUR HONOR, PLEASE! STRIKE THAT. YOUR HONOR, PLEASE! STRIKE THAT.
1189 01:15:23,952 01:15:27,623 THE JURY WILL DISREGARD MR. CLOPPERMAN'S LAST COMMENT. THE JURY WILL DISREGARD MR. CLOPPERMAN'S LAST COMMENT.
1190 01:15:30,509 01:15:36,014 SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. [ Laughs ] SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. [ Laughs ]
1191 01:15:36,014 01:15:38,016 NO MORE QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR. NO MORE QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.
1192 01:15:38,517 01:15:39,518 [ Judge ] YOU MAY STEP DOWN. [ Judge ] YOU MAY STEP DOWN.
1193 01:15:40,018 01:15:41,019 [ Adam ] YES, SIR. [ Adam ] YES, SIR.
1194 01:15:43,522 01:15:45,173 BEFORE I SEND YOU TO DELIBERATE, BEFORE I SEND YOU TO DELIBERATE,
1195 01:15:45,173 01:15:49,011 LET ME REMIND YOU NOT TO LET YOUR EMOTIONS AFFECT YOUR DECISION. LET ME REMIND YOU NOT TO LET YOUR EMOTIONS AFFECT YOUR DECISION.
1196 01:15:49,011 01:15:53,015 IF YOU THINK THAT ADAM FISHER COMMITTED THE ACT THREE TIMES WITH G.A.G... IF YOU THINK THAT ADAM FISHER COMMITTED THE ACT THREE TIMES WITH G.A.G...
1197 01:15:53,015 01:15:55,217 BEFORE SHE REACHED THE AGE OF 16, BEFORE SHE REACHED THE AGE OF 16,
1198 01:15:55,217 01:15:58,420 YOU MUST FIND HIM GUILTY. YOU MUST FIND HIM GUILTY.
1199 01:16:03,809 01:16:08,697 [ Amber ] OKAY, SO MY BOYFRIEND KNOCKED UP AN UNDERAGED GIRL TWICE. [ Amber ] OKAY, SO MY BOYFRIEND KNOCKED UP AN UNDERAGED GIRL TWICE.
1200 01:16:08,697 01:16:13,535 DOES THAT MEAN HE HAS TO SPEND MY CHILDBEARING YEARS BEHIND BARS? DOES THAT MEAN HE HAS TO SPEND MY CHILDBEARING YEARS BEHIND BARS?
1201 01:16:13,535 01:16:15,887 I PRAYED THAT THE JURY WOULD SEE BEYOND THE HYPE, I PRAYED THAT THE JURY WOULD SEE BEYOND THE HYPE,
1202 01:16:15,887 01:16:20,392 THE SENSATIONALISM, THE CHEAP, TAWDRY DETAILS OF ADAM'S INDISCRETION... THE SENSATIONALISM, THE CHEAP, TAWDRY DETAILS OF ADAM'S INDISCRETION...
1203 01:16:20,392 01:16:23,395 AND SEE HIS INNOCENT, GIVING SOUL. AND SEE HIS INNOCENT, GIVING SOUL.
1204 01:16:23,395 01:16:24,863 WE ALL NERVOUSLY AWAITED THE VERDICT. WE ALL NERVOUSLY AWAITED THE VERDICT.
1205 01:16:24,863 01:16:28,367 ?? AN ARTIFICIAL SEASON ?? ?? AN ARTIFICIAL SEASON ??
1206 01:16:31,219 01:16:35,641 ?? COVERED BY SUMMER RAIN ?? ?? COVERED BY SUMMER RAIN ??
1207 01:16:38,577 01:16:44,466 ?? LOSIN' ALL MY REASON ?? ?? LOSIN' ALL MY REASON ??
1208 01:16:44,933 01:16:48,153 ?? 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT TO BLAME ?? ?? 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT TO BLAME ??
1209 01:16:54,276 01:16:56,495 WELL, HE ADMITTED SLEEPING WITH HER, RIGHT? MM-HMM. WELL, HE ADMITTED SLEEPING WITH HER, RIGHT? MM-HMM.
1210 01:16:56,495 01:16:58,163 AND SHE ADMITTED SHE WAS 15. AND SHE ADMITTED SHE WAS 15.
1211 01:16:58,163 01:17:01,750 AND HE ADMITTED HE WAS 18, SO... HE'S GUILTY. AND HE ADMITTED HE WAS 18, SO... HE'S GUILTY.
1212 01:17:01,750 01:17:03,752 HE'S GUILTY. HE'S GUILTY.
1213 01:17:05,354 01:17:09,641 ?? SHADOWS PAINT THE SIDEWALK ?? ?? SHADOWS PAINT THE SIDEWALK ??
1214 01:17:11,643 01:17:15,147 ?? A LIVING PICTURE IN A FRAME ?? ?? A LIVING PICTURE IN A FRAME ??
1215 01:17:19,151 01:17:22,654 ?? SEE THE SEA OF PEOPLE ?? ?? SEE THE SEA OF PEOPLE ??
1216 01:17:25,157 01:17:28,660 ?? ALL THEIR FACES LOOK THE SAME ?? ?? ALL THEIR FACES LOOK THE SAME ??
1217 01:17:32,164 01:17:38,170 ?? SO I SAT DOWN FOR A WHILE ?? ?? SO I SAT DOWN FOR A WHILE ??
1218 01:17:38,170 01:17:40,489 ?? FORCING A SMILE ???? ?? FORCING A SMILE ????
1219 01:17:44,092 01:17:46,461 [ Amber ] ADAM WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. [ Amber ] ADAM WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
1220 01:17:46,461 01:17:49,348 HE WAS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. HE WAS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE.
1221 01:17:49,348 01:17:52,167 HE WAS CRYING OUT FOR HELP. HE WAS CRYING OUT FOR HELP.
1222 01:17:52,167 01:17:55,087 BUT SOMETIMES... [ Knocking ] BUT SOMETIMES... [ Knocking ]
1223 01:17:55,487 01:17:57,889 THE DISTANCE YOU HAVE TO WALK TO ANSWER A DOOR... THE DISTANCE YOU HAVE TO WALK TO ANSWER A DOOR...
1224 01:17:57,889 01:18:01,343 IS JUST TOO FAR TO GO TO HELP SOMEONE. IS JUST TOO FAR TO GO TO HELP SOMEONE.
1225 01:18:04,346 01:18:06,565 REV, ARE YOU IN THERE? REV, ARE YOU IN THERE?
1226 01:18:06,565 01:18:09,418 THAT DOOR IS JUST... TOO DAMN FAR. THAT DOOR IS JUST... TOO DAMN FAR.
1227 01:18:09,818 01:18:13,822 THIS IS STUPID. WHO HERE HASN'T HAD SEX WITH A HIGH SCHOOL SOPHOMORE? THIS IS STUPID. WHO HERE HASN'T HAD SEX WITH A HIGH SCHOOL SOPHOMORE?
1228 01:18:13,822 01:18:15,791 I SURE HAVE. I SURE HAVE.
1229 01:18:16,291 01:18:18,293 WELL, I MEAN, WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. WELL, I MEAN, WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1230 01:18:18,293 01:18:19,795 RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT.
1231 01:18:55,397 01:18:56,998 WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?
1232 01:19:01,853 01:19:04,890 THIS COURT FINDS THE DEFENDANT GUILTY AS CHARGED. THIS COURT FINDS THE DEFENDANT GUILTY AS CHARGED.
1233 01:19:06,208 01:19:08,210 SENTENCING TOMORROW AT 3:00. SENTENCING TOMORROW AT 3:00.
1234 01:19:11,580 01:19:14,583 MAN! MAN!
1235 01:19:14,583 01:19:16,084 THAT TOTALLY SUCKED! THAT TOTALLY SUCKED!
1236 01:19:16,084 01:19:19,387 GUILTY? GUILTY? AL, LOOK, IT'SINSIDE SCOOP. GUILTY? GUILTY? AL, LOOK, IT'SINSIDE SCOOP.
1237 01:19:19,387 01:19:22,591 TV. IS MY FOREHEAD SHINY? TV. IS MY FOREHEAD SHINY?
1238 01:19:23,024 01:19:24,960 YOU SAID YOU COULD GET HIM OFF, NO PROBLEM! YOU SAID YOU COULD GET HIM OFF, NO PROBLEM!
1239 01:19:24,960 01:19:28,163 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HIRE A LAWYER OFF TV! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HIRE A LAWYER OFF TV!
1240 01:19:28,563 01:19:29,998 NO PROBLEM! NO PROBLEM! NO PROBLEM! NO PROBLEM!
1241 01:19:30,398 01:19:32,400 THE LORD TELLS US TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. THE LORD TELLS US TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
1242 01:19:32,400 01:19:34,002 WELL, SCREW THAT! WELL, SCREW THAT!
1243 01:19:34,453 01:19:35,954 JUSTICE WAS SERVED. I KICKED ASS! JUSTICE WAS SERVED. I KICKED ASS!
1244 01:19:36,371 01:19:39,174 I WON! I WON! I'M GONNA BE MAYOR NOW! I WON! I WON! I'M GONNA BE MAYOR NOW!
1245 01:19:39,174 01:19:42,477 VOTE FOR STONE. THANKS TO ME, WE'RE GONNA BE MAYOR. VOTE FOR STONE. THANKS TO ME, WE'RE GONNA BE MAYOR.
1246 01:19:42,477 01:19:44,763 VOTE FOR STONE. VOTE FOR STONE.
1247 01:19:44,763 01:19:46,765 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT ME? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT ME?
1248 01:19:46,765 01:19:49,267 WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PICKET FENCE, WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PICKET FENCE,
1249 01:19:49,267 01:19:52,771 THE DINNER PARTIES, THE MINIVAN? THE DINNER PARTIES, THE MINIVAN?
1250 01:19:52,771 01:19:57,692 IF HE GOES TO PRISON, I MAY NOT LOSE MY VIRGINITY FOR 40 YEARS! IF HE GOES TO PRISON, I MAY NOT LOSE MY VIRGINITY FOR 40 YEARS!
1251 01:20:01,146 01:20:03,148 [ Amber ] THEY ACTED LIKE HE WAS A MARTYR, [ Amber ] THEY ACTED LIKE HE WAS A MARTYR,
1252 01:20:03,148 01:20:06,151 LIKE JOHN THE BAPTIST OR KURT COBAIN. LIKE JOHN THE BAPTIST OR KURT COBAIN.
1253 01:20:06,151 01:20:10,655 THAT'S WHEN I BEGAN TO WONDER IF WAITING TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY WAS SILLY... THAT'S WHEN I BEGAN TO WONDER IF WAITING TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY WAS SILLY...
1254 01:20:10,655 01:20:14,659 WHEN I HAD A REAL-LIFE MARTYR FOR A BOYFRIEND! WHEN I HAD A REAL-LIFE MARTYR FOR A BOYFRIEND!
1255 01:20:14,659 01:20:18,663 A FUZZY PIG AND A PRAYER FOR A PREDATOR. A FUZZY PIG AND A PRAYER FOR A PREDATOR.
1256 01:20:18,663 01:20:21,666 ADAM FISHER STANDS TO RECEIVE UP TO 40 YEARS IN PRISON... ADAM FISHER STANDS TO RECEIVE UP TO 40 YEARS IN PRISON...
1257 01:20:22,167 01:20:25,170 AND WILL BE FORCED TO REGISTER AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR... AND WILL BE FORCED TO REGISTER AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR...
1258 01:20:25,170 01:20:26,671 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
1259 01:20:26,671 01:20:28,673 THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S PRAYERS ARE WITH ADAM FISHER, THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S PRAYERS ARE WITH ADAM FISHER,
1260 01:20:28,673 01:20:33,178 WHO, NO DOUBT, TONIGHT IS SPENDING THE EVENING IN QUIET CONTEMPLATION. WHO, NO DOUBT, TONIGHT IS SPENDING THE EVENING IN QUIET CONTEMPLATION.
1261 01:20:35,263 01:20:39,000 I WONDER IF THEY'LL LET YOU COME HAVE SEX WITH ME IF I GO TO PRISON. I WONDER IF THEY'LL LET YOU COME HAVE SEX WITH ME IF I GO TO PRISON.
1262 01:20:39,434 01:20:41,920 LET'S NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. LET'S NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.
1263 01:20:41,920 01:20:47,425 WELL, IF NOT, THIS MIGHT BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO BE TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME. WELL, IF NOT, THIS MIGHT BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO BE TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.
1264 01:20:47,425 01:20:48,793 YEAH. YEAH.
1265 01:20:48,793 01:20:53,381 MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT LITTLE TIME WE HAVE LEFT. MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT LITTLE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.
1266 01:20:53,381 01:20:55,584 I WANT IT TO BE MAGICAL, I WANT IT TO BE MAGICAL,
1267 01:20:55,584 01:20:58,136 AN EXPERIENCE YOU'LL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. AN EXPERIENCE YOU'LL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
1268 01:20:58,136 01:20:59,588 ADAM-- ADAM--
1269 01:21:04,476 01:21:08,980 [ Mrs. Fisher ] DINNER WILL BE READY IN FIVE MINUTES! [ Mrs. Fisher ] DINNER WILL BE READY IN FIVE MINUTES!
1270 01:21:08,980 01:21:11,650 THAT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME. [ Giggles ] THAT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME. [ Giggles ]
1271 01:21:15,654 01:21:17,656 [ Amber ] YES, I GAVE MYSELF TO ADAM... [ Amber ] YES, I GAVE MYSELF TO ADAM...
1272 01:21:17,656 01:21:20,158 ON THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS SENTENCING. ON THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS SENTENCING.
1273 01:21:20,158 01:21:24,663 I SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT TRYING TO REMEMBER IF I WAS OVULATING. I SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT TRYING TO REMEMBER IF I WAS OVULATING.
1274 01:21:51,873 01:21:55,010 [ Bailiff ] ALL RISE! [ Bailiff ] ALL RISE!
1275 01:21:55,010 01:21:58,013 GATLIN COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. GATLIN COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
1276 01:21:58,446 01:22:01,650 THE HONORABLE JUDGE RAYMOND E. ZIFF PRESIDING. THE HONORABLE JUDGE RAYMOND E. ZIFF PRESIDING.
1277 01:22:01,650 01:22:03,802 YOU MAY BE SEATED. YOU MAY BE SEATED.
1278 01:22:08,223 01:22:10,809 [ Judge ] WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? [ Judge ] WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?
1279 01:22:12,193 01:22:16,998 THIS COURT IN NO WAY CONDONES UNDERAGE SEXUAL RELATIONS. THIS COURT IN NO WAY CONDONES UNDERAGE SEXUAL RELATIONS.
1280 01:22:16,998 01:22:19,401 HOWEVER, I FIND MYSELF HARD PRESSED... HOWEVER, I FIND MYSELF HARD PRESSED...
1281 01:22:19,401 01:22:21,403 TO SEND THE DEFENDANT UP THE RIVER FOR 40 YEARS... TO SEND THE DEFENDANT UP THE RIVER FOR 40 YEARS...
1282 01:22:21,803 01:22:23,405 BECAUSE HE GOT LUCKY WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. BECAUSE HE GOT LUCKY WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.
1283 01:22:25,006 01:22:28,310 THEREFORE, MR. FISHER, I AM SENTENCING YOU TO TWO YEARS... THEREFORE, MR. FISHER, I AM SENTENCING YOU TO TWO YEARS...
1284 01:22:28,310 01:22:31,680 PROBATION. PROBATION.
1285 01:22:32,113 01:22:35,850 AND AS FOR THAT REQUIREMENT THAT YOU REGISTER AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR, AND AS FOR THAT REQUIREMENT THAT YOU REGISTER AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR,
1286 01:22:35,850 01:22:38,403 IT'S REQUIRED BY THE STATUTE, IT'S REQUIRED BY THE STATUTE,
1287 01:22:38,403 01:22:42,090 SO I'M AFRAID THAT MY HANDS ARE TIED. SO I'M AFRAID THAT MY HANDS ARE TIED.
1288 01:22:42,090 01:22:43,758 BUT GOOD LUCK, ADAM. BUT GOOD LUCK, ADAM.
1289 01:22:45,360 01:22:49,681 I WANT TO THANK THE COMMUNITY FOR THEIR INCREDIBLE SUPPORT... I WANT TO THANK THE COMMUNITY FOR THEIR INCREDIBLE SUPPORT...
1290 01:22:50,181 01:22:51,182 AND THAT JUDGE, TOO. AND THAT JUDGE, TOO.
1291 01:22:51,182 01:22:52,684 OKAY, I'M GONNA THROW IT OVER TO ADAM HERE. OKAY, I'M GONNA THROW IT OVER TO ADAM HERE.
1292 01:22:53,184 01:22:55,186 HE'S GOING TO TAKE A FEW QUESTIONS BEFORE I GIVE YOU ANY MORE DETAILS... HE'S GOING TO TAKE A FEW QUESTIONS BEFORE I GIVE YOU ANY MORE DETAILS...
1293 01:22:55,687 01:22:58,189 ABOUT MY BOOK SIGNING TOUR. [ Reporters Yelling ] ABOUT MY BOOK SIGNING TOUR. [ Reporters Yelling ]
1294 01:22:58,189 01:23:01,693 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO REGISTER AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO REGISTER AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
1295 01:23:02,193 01:23:03,695 WELL, IT KINDA SUCKS. WELL, IT KINDA SUCKS.
1296 01:23:03,695 01:23:06,197 I MEAN, NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO COACH KIDS' BASEBALL... I MEAN, NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO COACH KIDS' BASEBALL...
1297 01:23:06,197 01:23:09,701 OR BUY A GUN OR BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. OR BUY A GUN OR BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
1298 01:23:09,701 01:23:11,703 HOW DO YOU AND GINGER PLAN TO CELEBRATE YOUR FREEDOM... HOW DO YOU AND GINGER PLAN TO CELEBRATE YOUR FREEDOM...
1299 01:23:11,703 01:23:14,205 AND WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED? AND WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED?
1300 01:23:14,205 01:23:17,208 WELL, GINGER AND I KIND OF BROKE UP. WELL, GINGER AND I KIND OF BROKE UP.
1301 01:23:20,211 01:23:23,715 THAT'S ALL THE TIME THAT HE HAS FOR-- FOR YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW, THAT'S ALL THE TIME THAT HE HAS FOR-- FOR YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW,
1302 01:23:23,715 01:23:28,219 BUT I GOT LOTS OF TIME, SO, UH, LET'S GET IT ON. BUT I GOT LOTS OF TIME, SO, UH, LET'S GET IT ON.
1303 01:23:28,219 01:23:31,723 OKAY, SO THE TITLE OF MY BOOK ISUNLAWFUL ENTRY: THE ADAM FISHER STORY. OKAY, SO THE TITLE OF MY BOOK ISUNLAWFUL ENTRY: THE ADAM FISHER STORY.
1304 01:23:31,723 01:23:34,225 IF ORDER ONE RIGHT NOW, YOU'LL GET A SPECIAL COPY OF MY WORKOUT VIDEO... IF ORDER ONE RIGHT NOW, YOU'LL GET A SPECIAL COPY OF MY WORKOUT VIDEO...
1305 01:23:34,225 01:23:36,661 HOW TO GET GREAT ABS IN JUST THREE HEARINGS. HOW TO GET GREAT ABS IN JUST THREE HEARINGS.
1306 01:23:37,162 01:23:38,163 [ Amber ] WITH THE WHOLE MESS BEHIND US, [ Amber ] WITH THE WHOLE MESS BEHIND US,
1307 01:23:38,663 01:23:40,165 ADAM AND I CAN GET OUR LIVES BACK... ADAM AND I CAN GET OUR LIVES BACK...
1308 01:23:40,165 01:23:42,667 AND ENJOY EVEN DEEPER TRUE LOVE. AND ENJOY EVEN DEEPER TRUE LOVE.
1309 01:23:42,667 01:23:47,172 SEE, SWEETIE, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE... SEE, SWEETIE, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE...
1310 01:23:47,172 01:23:49,174 AND CELEBRATE YOUR VICTORY. AND CELEBRATE YOUR VICTORY.
1311 01:23:49,174 01:23:52,677 JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW. I'VE KINDA BEEN THINKING, TOO. JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW. I'VE KINDA BEEN THINKING, TOO.
1312 01:23:52,677 01:23:55,180 I'LL HAVE YOUR BABY! I'M 16! I'LL HAVE YOUR BABY! I'M 16!
1313 01:23:55,180 01:23:57,682 I LOVE YOU, ADAM! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABY! I LOVE YOU, ADAM! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABY!
1314 01:23:57,682 01:24:00,185 MARRY ME, ADAM, I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME, ADAM, I LOVE YOU!
1315 01:24:00,185 01:24:03,188 WHAT DO YOU SORT OF THINK ABOUT SEEING OTHER PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU SORT OF THINK ABOUT SEEING OTHER PEOPLE?
1316 01:24:05,190 01:24:08,193 [ Girls Screaming ] [ Girls Screaming ]
1317 01:24:08,193 01:24:10,195 [ Amber ] SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN, [ Amber ] SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN,
1318 01:24:10,195 01:24:12,197 I KNOW HE REALLY COULDN'T MEAN THAT. I KNOW HE REALLY COULDN'T MEAN THAT.
1319 01:24:12,197 01:24:14,699 HE WAS JUST IN SHOCK FROM THE TRIAL. HE WAS JUST IN SHOCK FROM THE TRIAL.
1320 01:24:14,699 01:24:16,701 HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE. HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
1321 01:24:17,202 01:24:19,687 [ Screaming ] I JUST HAD TO REMIND HIM. [ Screaming ] I JUST HAD TO REMIND HIM.
1322 01:24:23,041 01:24:25,510 ?? I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE SAID ?? ?? I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE SAID ??
1323 01:24:25,510 01:24:27,512 ?? I CAN GO ANYWHERE ?? ?? I CAN GO ANYWHERE ??
1324 01:24:27,512 01:24:29,514 ?? I CAN HOLD MY HEAD UP ?? ?? I CAN HOLD MY HEAD UP ??
1325 01:24:30,014 01:24:32,016 ?? I CAN BREATHE IN THE AIR ?? ?? I CAN BREATHE IN THE AIR ??
1326 01:24:32,016 01:24:34,519 ?? I'M NOT OFFICIALLY DEAD ?? ?? I'M NOT OFFICIALLY DEAD ??
1327 01:24:34,519 01:24:36,521 ?? I STILL HAVE A HEART ?? ?? I STILL HAVE A HEART ??
1328 01:24:36,521 01:24:39,023 ?? NOT OFFICIALLY DEAD, YEAH ?? ?? NOT OFFICIALLY DEAD, YEAH ??
1329 01:24:39,023 01:24:41,860 ?? I STILL HAVE A HEART ?? ?? I STILL HAVE A HEART ??
1330 01:24:42,360 01:24:43,862 [ Amber ] I MAY HAVE GONE ABOUT IT BADLY, [ Amber ] I MAY HAVE GONE ABOUT IT BADLY,
1331 01:24:44,362 01:24:48,299 BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN THE END IS THAT WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES... BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN THE END IS THAT WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES...
1332 01:24:48,299 01:24:50,301 AND GROW AS INDIVIDUALS. AND GROW AS INDIVIDUALS.
1333 01:24:50,301 01:24:53,805 ? ?? I REMEMBER THE TIMES YOU'D RIDE YOUR BIKE PAST MY HOUSE ? ? ?? I REMEMBER THE TIMES YOU'D RIDE YOUR BIKE PAST MY HOUSE ?
1334 01:24:53,805 01:24:55,774 ?? I WANNA KNOW YOU SO BAD ?? ?? I WANNA KNOW YOU SO BAD ??
1335 01:24:56,274 01:24:58,276 ?? KNOW YOU INSIDE AND OUT ?? ?? KNOW YOU INSIDE AND OUT ??
1336 01:24:58,276 01:25:00,779 ?? YOU'RE OFFICIALLY DEAD ?? ?? YOU'RE OFFICIALLY DEAD ??
1337 01:25:00,779 01:25:02,280 ?? YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART ???? ?? YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART ????
1338 01:25:02,280 01:25:05,416 ???? [ Piano ] ???? [ Piano ]
1339 01:25:27,522 01:25:30,525 AH! OOH! AH! OOH!
1340 01:25:30,525 01:25:32,527 MY! MY!
1341 01:25:33,745 01:25:35,396 [ Amber ] ANYHOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING... [ Amber ] ANYHOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING...
1342 01:25:35,396 01:25:37,799 WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE AFTER THE TRIAL. WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE AFTER THE TRIAL.
1343 01:25:37,799 01:25:41,653 [ Ginger Screaming ] [ Ginger Screaming ]
1344 01:25:42,153 01:25:44,656 [ Grunting ] [ Grunting ]
1345 01:25:45,140 01:25:46,741 [ Baby Crying ] [ Baby Crying ]
1346 01:25:47,142 01:25:50,094 [ Amber ] AFTER A COUNTY RECORD OF 98 HOURS OF LABOR, [ Amber ] AFTER A COUNTY RECORD OF 98 HOURS OF LABOR,
1347 01:25:50,094 01:25:52,597 GINGER PRODUCED A BABY GIRL, GINGER PRODUCED A BABY GIRL,
1348 01:25:52,597 01:25:55,600 THUS PROVING THAT SHE'S NOT ALWAYS EASY. THUS PROVING THAT SHE'S NOT ALWAYS EASY.
1349 01:25:57,602 01:25:59,604 GINGER, CAN I TOUCH IT? GINGER, CAN I TOUCH IT?
1350 01:25:59,604 01:26:01,105 NO WAY! HUSH, JOHNNY! NO WAY! HUSH, JOHNNY!
1351 01:26:01,606 01:26:04,609 GINGER'S MINE NOW, ASS WIPE! HE MEANS THE BABY. GINGER'S MINE NOW, ASS WIPE! HE MEANS THE BABY.
1352 01:26:04,609 01:26:06,611 [ Crying ] [ Crying ]
1353 01:26:07,111 01:26:09,113 SHH SHH SHH! HERE, BABY, COME HERE. SHH SHH SHH! HERE, BABY, COME HERE.
1354 01:26:09,113 01:26:12,116 GIVE IT TO JOHNNY. GIVE IT TO JOHNNY. GIVE IT TO JOHNNY. GIVE IT TO JOHNNY.
1355 01:26:12,116 01:26:14,619 THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
1356 01:26:14,619 01:26:16,120 WHAT'S ITS NAME? WHAT'S ITS NAME?
1357 01:26:16,120 01:26:19,557 WE DECIDED TO NAME HER "T-BONE" AFTER JOHNNY'S CELLMATE. WE DECIDED TO NAME HER "T-BONE" AFTER JOHNNY'S CELLMATE.
1358 01:26:19,557 01:26:21,059 [ Crying Continues ] OH, WAIT, WHAT'D I DO? [ Crying Continues ] OH, WAIT, WHAT'D I DO?
1359 01:26:21,059 01:26:26,531 HERE, HERE. YOU'RE JUST HOLDING HER WRONG. HERE, HERE. YOU'RE JUST HOLDING HER WRONG.
1360 01:26:27,015 01:26:29,083 [ Ginger ] JOHNNY KNOWS ALL ABOUT BABIES. [ Ginger ] JOHNNY KNOWS ALL ABOUT BABIES.
1361 01:26:29,083 01:26:31,452 HIS SISTER HAD A COUPLE BACK IN JUNIOR HIGH, HIS SISTER HAD A COUPLE BACK IN JUNIOR HIGH,
1362 01:26:31,452 01:26:33,454 AND HE HELPED TAKE CARE OF THEM. PUT YOUR HAND HERE. AND HE HELPED TAKE CARE OF THEM. PUT YOUR HAND HERE.
1363 01:26:33,955 01:26:37,458 HE'S GONNA BE A GREAT DADDY. THERE YOU GO. HE'S GONNA BE A GREAT DADDY. THERE YOU GO.
1364 01:26:37,458 01:26:39,961 THERE YOU GO. [ Laughs ] THERE YOU GO. [ Laughs ]
1365 01:26:39,961 01:26:42,463 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
1366 01:26:42,463 01:26:44,732 [ Amber ] ALTHOUGH LYDIA LOST THE ELECTION, [ Amber ] ALTHOUGH LYDIA LOST THE ELECTION,
1367 01:26:44,732 01:26:48,937 HER NEWLY FOUND CELEBRITY LANDED HER A TALK SHOW ON CNBC, HER NEWLY FOUND CELEBRITY LANDED HER A TALK SHOW ON CNBC,
1368 01:26:49,337 01:26:51,339 WHICH WAS CANCELED AFTER SIX SHOWS. WHICH WAS CANCELED AFTER SIX SHOWS.
1369 01:26:51,739 01:26:55,476 SHE FOUND A BETTER OUTLET FOR HER TALENTS ON THE HOME BUYING CHANNEL. SHE FOUND A BETTER OUTLET FOR HER TALENTS ON THE HOME BUYING CHANNEL.
1370 01:26:55,476 01:26:57,545 DON'T FORGET TO ORDER THIS LIMITED EDITION... DON'T FORGET TO ORDER THIS LIMITED EDITION...
1371 01:26:57,946 01:26:59,397 ADAM AND GINGER DINNER PLATE SET. ADAM AND GINGER DINNER PLATE SET.
1372 01:26:59,898 01:27:02,183 THAT'S RIGHT, LYDIA. THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. THAT'S RIGHT, LYDIA. THIS IS VERY INTERESTING.
1373 01:27:02,183 01:27:03,785 THE PAINTING THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HERE... THE PAINTING THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HERE...
1374 01:27:03,785 01:27:06,187 IS BAKED RIGHT IN SO IT WON'T CHIP OR FADE. IS BAKED RIGHT IN SO IT WON'T CHIP OR FADE.
1375 01:27:06,588 01:27:08,273 [ Lydia ] MM-HMM. THESE ARE A MUST-HAVE. [ Lydia ] MM-HMM. THESE ARE A MUST-HAVE.
1376 01:27:08,273 01:27:11,109 AN EXCELLENT BARGAIN, AND DISHWASHER-SAFE AS WELL. AN EXCELLENT BARGAIN, AND DISHWASHER-SAFE AS WELL.
1377 01:27:11,109 01:27:15,730 WE HARDLY HAVE ANY LEFT, SO GET ON THAT PHONE AND CALL 555-LONG. WE HARDLY HAVE ANY LEFT, SO GET ON THAT PHONE AND CALL 555-LONG.
1378 01:27:15,730 01:27:17,732 I HAVE SOME OF THESE AT HOME, CHUCK. I HAVE SOME OF THESE AT HOME, CHUCK.
1379 01:27:20,585 01:27:23,087 [ Amber ] ADAM DID DROP OUT OF SCHOOL BEFORE GRADUATION, [ Amber ] ADAM DID DROP OUT OF SCHOOL BEFORE GRADUATION,
1380 01:27:23,087 01:27:25,590 AND ONCE AGAIN FOUND HIMSELF AT THE LITTLE CHICKEN. AND ONCE AGAIN FOUND HIMSELF AT THE LITTLE CHICKEN.
1381 01:27:26,090 01:27:27,592 HE HAD A FEW LEGAL BILLS. HE HAD A FEW LEGAL BILLS.
1382 01:27:27,592 01:27:31,596 AND LET'S FACE IT-- SCHOOL WAS JUST NEVER HIS THING. AND LET'S FACE IT-- SCHOOL WAS JUST NEVER HIS THING.
1383 01:27:34,599 01:27:36,584 [ Whistling ] [ Amber ] IT WASN'T LONG... [ Whistling ] [ Amber ] IT WASN'T LONG...
1384 01:27:36,584 01:27:39,587 BEFORE ANOTHER BABY GOT STUCK IN A PIPE SOMEWHERE-- BEFORE ANOTHER BABY GOT STUCK IN A PIPE SOMEWHERE--
1385 01:27:39,587 01:27:41,089 ARKANSAS, I THINK-- ARKANSAS, I THINK--
1386 01:27:41,089 01:27:44,092 SO THE PRESS ESCAPED OUR SMALL, PICTURESQUE TOWN, SO THE PRESS ESCAPED OUR SMALL, PICTURESQUE TOWN,
1387 01:27:44,092 01:27:47,595 AND ADAM'S PARENTS QUICKLY FOUND THEMSELVES BACK TO NORMAL. AND ADAM'S PARENTS QUICKLY FOUND THEMSELVES BACK TO NORMAL.
1388 01:27:47,595 01:27:50,098 AL? AL?
1389 01:27:50,098 01:27:52,600 IT'S BLUE. IT'S BLUE.
1390 01:27:55,103 01:27:57,605 [ Amber ] WELL, ALMOST. [ Amber ] WELL, ALMOST.
1391 01:28:00,608 01:28:02,110 OH, MY. OH, MY.
1392 01:28:02,110 01:28:05,697 AS FOR ME, AS FOR ME,
1393 01:28:05,697 01:28:08,700 WELL, I'M DOING JUST FINE. WELL, I'M DOING JUST FINE.
1394 01:28:11,636 01:28:13,638 AFTER THE LITTLE INCIDENT WITH ADAM'S CAR, AFTER THE LITTLE INCIDENT WITH ADAM'S CAR,
1395 01:28:14,138 01:28:18,643 I AGREED TO MAKE A FEW SPEECHES AT LOCAL JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOLS ON THE DANGERS OF TEEN SEX. I AGREED TO MAKE A FEW SPEECHES AT LOCAL JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOLS ON THE DANGERS OF TEEN SEX.
1396 01:28:19,143 01:28:21,646 I'M A VERY GIVING PERSON. I'M A VERY GIVING PERSON.
1397 01:28:21,646 01:28:23,648 I AM. I AM.
1398 01:28:25,149 01:28:26,651 [ Amber Narrating ] AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH, [ Amber Narrating ] AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH,
1399 01:28:26,651 01:28:31,155 WE PATCHED THINGS UP AND EMERGED CLOSER THAN EVER. WE PATCHED THINGS UP AND EMERGED CLOSER THAN EVER.
1400 01:28:31,656 01:28:33,157 IT TOOK A LITTLE NUDGING ON MY PART, IT TOOK A LITTLE NUDGING ON MY PART,
1401 01:28:33,157 01:28:36,160 BUT EVENTUALLY I GOT ADAM TO POP THE QUESTION. BUT EVENTUALLY I GOT ADAM TO POP THE QUESTION.
1402 01:28:36,160 01:28:38,162 HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
1403 01:28:53,895 01:28:56,931 [ Amber ] ADAM STILL HAD SOME GROWING UP TO DO, [ Amber ] ADAM STILL HAD SOME GROWING UP TO DO,
1404 01:28:56,931 01:28:59,434 BUT I'M LEARNING TO BE PATIENT. BUT I'M LEARNING TO BE PATIENT.
1405 01:28:59,934 01:29:03,905 WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOR A LONG, WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOR A LONG,
1406 01:29:03,905 01:29:06,824 LONG TIME. LONG TIME.
1407 01:29:06,824 01:29:07,825 ADAM! ADAM!
1408 01:29:07,825 01:29:12,263 SO YOU SEE, STORIES DO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS. SO YOU SEE, STORIES DO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS.
1409 01:29:12,263 01:29:14,699 NO, REALLY! THEY DO! NO, REALLY! THEY DO!
1410 01:29:18,202 01:29:20,204 HERE, BABE. HERE, BABE.
1411 01:29:20,204 01:29:22,206 THANKS, BABE. THANKS, BABE.
1412 01:29:23,708 01:29:26,210 LET ME JUST GET THESE HANDLEBARS FOR YOU. LET ME JUST GET THESE HANDLEBARS FOR YOU.
1413 01:29:32,717 01:29:34,719 ?? I GUESS WE'VE HAD OUR FUN ?? ?? I GUESS WE'VE HAD OUR FUN ??
1414 01:29:35,219 01:29:37,188 ?? BUT IT SEEMS THE FUN IS OVER NOW ?? ?? BUT IT SEEMS THE FUN IS OVER NOW ??
1415 01:29:37,188 01:29:39,690 ?? AND THAT'S ALL RIGHT ?? ?? AND THAT'S ALL RIGHT ??
1416 01:29:39,690 01:29:42,193 ?? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?? ?? IT'S ALL RIGHT ??
1417 01:29:57,024 01:30:00,411 I CALLED YOU A BITCH, WHICH YOU MOST DEFINITELY ARE! I CALLED YOU A BITCH, WHICH YOU MOST DEFINITELY ARE!
1418 01:30:01,779 01:30:04,782 [ Giggling ] [ Giggling ]
1419 01:30:10,671 01:30:14,525 HOW DO YOU-- HOW-- HOW DO YOU FEEL? HOW DO YOU-- HOW-- HOW DO YOU FEEL?
1420 01:30:15,026 01:30:18,362 OTHER THAN MORNING SICKNESS AND OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION-- OTHER THAN MORNING SICKNESS AND OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION--
1421 01:30:18,362 01:30:21,849 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, BUT MENTALLY. I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, BUT MENTALLY.
1422 01:30:21,849 01:30:23,701 HELLO? HELLO?
1423 01:30:38,933 01:30:41,352 [ Judge ] MR. FISHER, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND? [ Judge ] MR. FISHER, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND?
1424 01:30:41,352 01:30:42,854 YES, SIR. YES, SIR.
1425 01:30:44,272 01:30:47,158 - CUT! - SHE LOVES HER CORN. - CUT! - SHE LOVES HER CORN.
1426 01:30:47,658 01:30:50,661 WHAT HAND ARE YOU COUNTING ON? SECOND TIME. WHAT HAND ARE YOU COUNTING ON? SECOND TIME.
1427 01:30:50,661 01:30:52,663 THIRD TIME. SHUT UP. THIRD TIME. SHUT UP.
1428 01:30:54,065 01:30:57,502 WHERE YOU GOING? WHERE YOU GOING?
1429 01:30:58,002 01:31:00,004 I'M GONNA DO THE DANCE WITH THE JUG-EARED MAN. I'M GONNA DO THE DANCE WITH THE JUG-EARED MAN.
1430 01:31:00,004 01:31:01,472 FORGOT TO FLOSS. FORGOT TO FLOSS.
1431 01:31:01,973 01:31:03,941 I'M GONNA BEAT OFF. I'M GONNA BEAT OFF.
1432 01:31:03,941 01:31:05,943 THAT'S NICE, DEAR. THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
1433 01:31:21,242 01:31:24,462 OKAY, I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR! HE'S LEADING HIMSELF! OKAY, I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR! HE'S LEADING HIMSELF!
1434 01:31:24,462 01:31:27,965 I'M SORRY, I-- WE NEED TO STOP FOR A SECOND. I'M SORRY, I-- WE NEED TO STOP FOR A SECOND.
1435 01:31:27,965 01:31:30,368 ALL RIGHT, I'M LACTATING AND I'M LEAKING RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT, I'M LACTATING AND I'M LEAKING RIGHT NOW.
1436 01:31:30,368 01:31:33,337 PARTY ANIMAL. PARTY ANIMAL.
1437 01:31:33,337 01:31:35,523 [ Judge ] YOU'RE ASKING THE QUESTION. [ Judge ] YOU'RE ASKING THE QUESTION.
1438 01:31:36,007 01:31:39,443 THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. I KNOW. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. I KNOW.
1439 01:31:39,927 01:31:43,397 AND ALL HE GOT WAS TO PICK OUT-- ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP TRASH. AND ALL HE GOT WAS TO PICK OUT-- ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP TRASH.
1440 01:31:44,899 01:31:46,868 LOOK, EITHER LOVE THE LITTLE TRAMP, LOOK, EITHER LOVE THE LITTLE TRAMP,
1441 01:31:46,868 01:31:49,086 OR YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING SOME TOUGH LOVE... OR YOU'RE GONNA BE GETTING SOME TOUGH LOVE...
1442 01:31:49,086 01:31:51,239 FROM YOUR CELLMATE UP AT THE STATE PEN. FROM YOUR CELLMATE UP AT THE STATE PEN.
1443 01:31:51,739 01:31:54,992 SOAP ON A ROPE SO YOU CAN GET IT BACK. GOT IT? SOAP ON A ROPE SO YOU CAN GET IT BACK. GOT IT?
1444 01:32:09,824 01:32:14,078 WHAT THE HECK YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S A HYGIENE THING, HONEY. WHAT THE HECK YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S A HYGIENE THING, HONEY.
1445 01:32:16,430 01:32:19,934 UH, IT'S A WORKOUT METAPHOR. UH, IT'S A WORKOUT METAPHOR.
1446 01:32:19,934 01:32:22,803 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
1447 01:32:25,306 01:32:27,241 HI. HI.
1448 01:32:49,931 01:32:52,300 I WANNA TRY OUT MY NEW WATER PIK. I WANNA TRY OUT MY NEW WATER PIK.
1449 01:32:52,300 01:32:53,968 YOU'RE MY HONOR. CALL ME YOUR HONOR. YOU'RE MY HONOR. CALL ME YOUR HONOR.
1450 01:32:53,968 01:32:58,339 [ Adam ] THERE'S ULTIMATE FIGHTING ON PAY-PER-VIEW TONIGHT. [ Adam ] THERE'S ULTIMATE FIGHTING ON PAY-PER-VIEW TONIGHT.
1451 01:32:58,339 01:33:00,174 OH. OH, YEAH? OH. OH, YEAH?
1452 01:33:00,675 01:33:02,026 YOU ANYBODY'S BITCH YET? YOU ANYBODY'S BITCH YET?
1453 01:33:02,026 01:33:03,844 - WHAT? - SOUND GOOD? - WHAT? - SOUND GOOD?
1454 01:33:06,397 01:33:08,015 - COOL. - NO PROBLEM. - COOL. - NO PROBLEM.
1455 01:33:28,102 01:33:30,955 W-WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE? W-WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE?
1456 01:33:30,955 01:33:33,541 I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE? I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE?
1457 01:33:35,409 01:33:36,911 WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE? WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE?
1458 01:33:36,911 01:33:37,828 WELL, FOLKS-- WELL, FOLKS--
1459 01:33:38,312 01:33:40,281 WAS YOUR BED GOOD, HONEY? WAS YOUR BED GOOD, HONEY?
1460 01:33:41,716 01:33:43,217 HAVE YOU BEEN BONING HER AGAIN? HAVE YOU BEEN BONING HER AGAIN?
1461 01:33:43,217 01:33:45,720 OH, NO. OH, NO.
1462 01:33:47,388 01:33:49,507 [ Giggling ] [ Giggling ]