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1 00:00:32,266 00:00:33,400 Humans... Humans...
2 00:00:40,775 00:00:42,042 They struggle. They struggle.
3 00:00:59,861 00:01:01,094 Every day. Every day.
4 00:01:12,406 00:01:13,407 They struggle. They struggle.
5 00:01:31,526 00:01:32,392 Why? Why?
6 00:01:35,228 00:01:37,230 Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah!
7 00:01:39,466 00:01:40,768 What is the point? What is the point?
8 00:01:51,478 00:01:53,313 What they carry inside... What they carry inside...
9 00:02:04,424 00:02:06,193 hurts so much? hurts so much?
10 00:02:13,968 00:02:15,803 What do they do with the hurt? What do they do with the hurt?
11 00:02:21,943 00:02:23,310 How do they heal? How do they heal?
12 00:02:46,433 00:02:50,638 I'll pay whatever it takes. I... I just want him get better. I'll pay whatever it takes. I... I just want him get better.
13 00:02:52,472 00:02:55,242 Has he been near any old dairy or... Has he been near any old dairy or...
14 00:02:56,243 00:02:57,477 expired rice? expired rice?
15 00:02:59,379 00:03:00,515 Um... Um...
16 00:03:00,982 00:03:03,851 Maybe. He likes to eat. Maybe. He likes to eat.
17 00:03:04,418 00:03:06,954 Although lately not so much. He's... Although lately not so much. He's...
18 00:03:07,822 00:03:09,322 he kind of wasting away. he kind of wasting away.
19 00:03:09,991 00:03:14,696 Have you been regulating his Aura... in any way? Have you been regulating his Aura... in any way?
20 00:03:16,463 00:03:21,201 Uh... No, I don't really know anything about that. Uh... No, I don't really know anything about that.
21 00:03:22,036 00:03:25,405 Um... I'm really just here because, well, Um... I'm really just here because, well,
22 00:03:25,506 00:03:29,476 Claire swears by you, and... I really trust her. Claire swears by you, and... I really trust her.
23 00:03:29,577 00:03:32,245 She's... one of my best friends. She's... one of my best friends.
24 00:03:53,000 00:03:56,971 What I'm going to ask you to do now may seem strange at first... What I'm going to ask you to do now may seem strange at first...
25 00:03:58,005 00:03:59,674 but I need you to trust me. but I need you to trust me.
26 00:04:01,642 00:04:05,613 I need you to trust me as much as you trust Claire. I need you to trust me as much as you trust Claire.
27 00:04:08,683 00:04:09,751 Okay. Okay.
28 00:04:11,786 00:04:12,754 Carl! Carl!
29 00:04:28,770 00:04:33,941 Now. I want you to cradle Carl in your lap. Now. I want you to cradle Carl in your lap.
30 00:04:35,342 00:04:37,578 Shouldn't he be in Dave's lap? Shouldn't he be in Dave's lap?
31 00:04:37,678 00:04:40,915 I promise it'll make sense soon. I promise it'll make sense soon.
32 00:04:44,118 00:04:47,722 Just imagine I'm Claire, asking you to do this. Just imagine I'm Claire, asking you to do this.
33 00:04:48,556 00:04:50,024 Now just close your eyes. Now just close your eyes.
34 00:04:51,424 00:04:53,360 And feel Carl's energy. And feel Carl's energy.
35 00:04:54,394 00:04:55,495 Inside you. Inside you.
36 00:05:01,035 00:05:02,003 Okay. Okay.
37 00:05:06,941 00:05:10,912 - I'm sorry. I just... I don't know if I'm doing... - Remember. - I'm sorry. I just... I don't know if I'm doing... - Remember.
38 00:05:11,012 00:05:12,513 I'm Claire. I'm Claire.
39 00:05:14,882 00:05:16,751 - Close your eyes. - Okay. - Close your eyes. - Okay.
40 00:05:18,719 00:05:19,921 And open up. And open up.
41 00:05:21,155 00:05:23,490 As wide as you can. As wide as you can.
42 00:05:29,462 00:05:30,698 Boop. Boop.
43 00:05:30,798 00:05:32,967 Hey. Could I call Claire about something? Hey. Could I call Claire about something?
44 00:05:33,067 00:05:36,070 - Actually... just take a second. - Claire is Carl. - Actually... just take a second. - Claire is Carl.
45 00:05:36,571 00:05:40,575 And Carl is Claire. And Carl is Claire.
46 00:05:43,778 00:05:46,747 - Right. - Now close your eyes, - Right. - Now close your eyes,
47 00:05:46,848 00:05:52,352 and picture all the love inside Carl passing through your body. and picture all the love inside Carl passing through your body.
48 00:05:53,453 00:05:55,590 And joining with your love. And joining with your love.
49 00:05:56,489 00:05:59,060 And going over toward Dave. And going over toward Dave.
50 00:06:07,869 00:06:08,769 Did it work? Did it work?
51 00:06:12,740 00:06:13,841 It didn't work. It didn't work.
52 00:06:15,209 00:06:16,476 How are you feeling? How are you feeling?
53 00:06:17,444 00:06:20,915 Uh, I feel fine. I'm just worried about Dave. Uh, I feel fine. I'm just worried about Dave.
54 00:06:21,515 00:06:25,686 It should have worked as long as everyone involved was... It should have worked as long as everyone involved was...
55 00:06:26,721 00:06:29,690 Could it maybe be something with Carl? Could it maybe be something with Carl?
56 00:06:32,727 00:06:36,898 I'm afraid not. Carl is very consistent. I'm afraid not. Carl is very consistent.
57 00:06:41,202 00:06:42,637 How are you feeling? How are you feeling?
58 00:06:43,237 00:06:45,973 - I'm, I'm fine, but... - You sure? - I'm, I'm fine, but... - You sure?
59 00:06:47,174 00:06:48,408 Yeah. Yeah.
60 00:06:48,910 00:06:50,044 Nothing... Nothing...
61 00:06:51,846 00:06:52,914 bothering you? bothering you?
62 00:07:00,154 00:07:01,188 Okay. Okay.
63 00:07:05,492 00:07:07,695 I'm at the end of my rope. I'm at the end of my rope.
64 00:07:14,135 00:07:15,937 Now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting somewhere.
65 00:07:28,883 00:07:31,786 What is your area of expertise? What is your area of expertise?
66 00:07:32,553 00:07:33,854 I'm a thing scholar. I'm a thing scholar.
67 00:07:34,288 00:07:36,023 Isn't that a bit of a dormant field? Isn't that a bit of a dormant field?
68 00:07:36,524 00:07:37,825 It's actually reemerging. It's actually reemerging.
69 00:07:37,925 00:07:40,127 I'm writing on the hierarchies of the end scene I'm writing on the hierarchies of the end scene
70 00:07:40,227 00:07:43,064 in objects, both material and sub-material. in objects, both material and sub-material.
71 00:07:45,266 00:07:46,133 Go on. Go on.
72 00:07:47,101 00:07:49,770 How matter can both own and not own itself, How matter can both own and not own itself,
73 00:07:49,870 00:07:52,239 creating both dissidents and pleasures and creating both dissidents and pleasures and
74 00:07:52,340 00:07:54,775 traditional post-industrial philosophy. traditional post-industrial philosophy.
75 00:07:55,876 00:07:57,178 Has that already been covered? Has that already been covered?
76 00:07:58,379 00:08:00,548 I'm writing about it from the perspective of personhood. I'm writing about it from the perspective of personhood.
77 00:08:02,216 00:08:04,185 Whose definition of personhood do you use? Whose definition of personhood do you use?
78 00:08:04,952 00:08:06,787 Neither Hobbes' nor Locke's. Neither Hobbes' nor Locke's.
79 00:08:08,622 00:08:09,790 I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued.
80 00:08:10,992 00:08:13,694 When Ahab lost the whale, contingencies of self overcame When Ahab lost the whale, contingencies of self overcame
81 00:08:13,794 00:08:15,495 his notion of the marine, his notion of the marine,
82 00:08:15,596 00:08:18,099 and this type of ocularity blurred the membrane and this type of ocularity blurred the membrane
83 00:08:18,199 00:08:19,133 between thing and object. between thing and object.
84 00:08:20,001 00:08:22,269 Object could become thing and thing object. Object could become thing and thing object.
85 00:08:23,204 00:08:25,773 Locke thought of personhood is finite. Locke thought of personhood is finite.
86 00:08:25,873 00:08:29,210 I'm suggesting, it is neither end or beginning, I'm suggesting, it is neither end or beginning,
87 00:08:29,310 00:08:32,046 but rather... the north. but rather... the north.
88 00:08:33,614 00:08:36,617 Ahab's compass was only a metaphor for Ahab's compass was only a metaphor for
89 00:08:36,717 00:08:40,121 a variation of metempsychosis indistinguishable from a variation of metempsychosis indistinguishable from
90 00:08:40,221 00:08:43,591 pen, ink, flesh... sand. pen, ink, flesh... sand.
91 00:08:46,594 00:08:48,095 If you look at it askew, If you look at it askew,
92 00:08:48,829 00:08:50,698 it is like Caruso's lost shoe. it is like Caruso's lost shoe.
93 00:08:51,832 00:08:53,634 I'm not fully authorized to do this, I'm not fully authorized to do this,
94 00:08:53,734 00:08:54,935 but I'd like to offer you a position but I'd like to offer you a position
95 00:08:55,036 00:08:56,937 on our faculty starting immediately. on our faculty starting immediately.
96 00:08:58,339 00:09:00,174 Ad infinitum sic rectum. Ad infinitum sic rectum.
97 00:09:02,843 00:09:04,645 I'll go get the paperwork for you to sign. I'll go get the paperwork for you to sign.
98 00:09:13,054 00:09:14,755 What is she talking about? What is she talking about?
99 00:09:17,291 00:09:19,160 I don't know what she's talking about! I don't know what she's talking about!
100 00:09:20,194 00:09:22,897 I'm such a... I'm such a sham! I'm such a... I'm such a sham!
101 00:09:24,865 00:09:26,133 I'm such a sham! I'm such a sham!
102 00:09:28,836 00:09:30,204 I am so stupid! I am so stupid!
103 00:09:36,777 00:09:40,281 Okay, if you just sign here, here and here. Okay, if you just sign here, here and here.
104 00:09:44,051 00:09:46,654 - Is everything all right? - Certainly. - Is everything all right? - Certainly.
105 00:09:51,792 00:09:53,060 Well, I'll see you tomorrow. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
106 00:09:54,261 00:09:55,930 Uh, one more thing. Uh, one more thing.
107 00:09:57,031 00:10:00,134 You can never leave. Just FYI. You can never leave. Just FYI.
108 00:10:14,281 00:10:17,218 Well, I think I can confidently offer you this job. Well, I think I can confidently offer you this job.
109 00:10:18,853 00:10:19,720 Really? Really?
110 00:10:20,888 00:10:23,224 You seem... surprised. You seem... surprised.
111 00:10:23,824 00:10:27,061 I just didn't think I did that well on the interview. I just didn't think I did that well on the interview.
112 00:10:27,828 00:10:29,730 If you want my honest opinion. If you want my honest opinion.
113 00:10:31,232 00:10:35,202 You did about as well as anyone's ever done... in that interview. You did about as well as anyone's ever done... in that interview.
114 00:10:37,404 00:10:40,174 - It's good to hear. - You basically knocked it out of the park. - It's good to hear. - You basically knocked it out of the park.
115 00:10:40,741 00:10:42,376 I could really use a job. I could really use a job.
116 00:10:42,476 00:10:44,111 If jobs were footballs... If jobs were footballs...
117 00:10:44,912 00:10:47,148 - you just threw a touchdown. - Thanks. - you just threw a touchdown. - Thanks.
118 00:10:47,448 00:10:52,186 If getting a job were the same as winning a presidential election. If getting a job were the same as winning a presidential election.
119 00:10:53,988 00:10:56,757 This day was Super Tuesday, and you just won everything, This day was Super Tuesday, and you just won everything,
120 00:10:56,857 00:10:58,058 but Vermont, you know what I mean? but Vermont, you know what I mean?
121 00:10:59,360 00:11:02,830 - Sort of. - If you were Schindler, and this job was a list... - Sort of. - If you were Schindler, and this job was a list...
122 00:11:03,264 00:11:04,165 Uh... Uh...
123 00:11:05,432 00:11:06,767 I got the job? I got the job?
124 00:11:07,334 00:11:09,703 No. No. No. No.
125 00:11:11,472 00:11:12,806 You didn't. You didn't.
126 00:11:13,174 00:11:14,775 - Okay. - No. - Okay. - No.
127 00:11:16,377 00:11:18,179 But there is an internship available. But there is an internship available.
128 00:11:19,780 00:11:21,382 - Really? - Yes. - Really? - Yes.
129 00:11:22,950 00:11:24,151 What's it for? What's it for?
130 00:11:24,752 00:11:25,986 It's writing the newsletter It's writing the newsletter
131 00:11:26,086 00:11:28,222 for the White Male Supremacy Booster Club. for the White Male Supremacy Booster Club.
132 00:11:30,824 00:11:31,959 Uh... Uh...
133 00:11:32,760 00:11:33,827 Yeah... Yeah...
134 00:11:34,094 00:11:36,931 That's not really my thing. That's not really my thing.
135 00:11:37,364 00:11:39,466 It is a paid internship, It is a paid internship,
136 00:11:39,568 00:11:42,469 and you'd be in charge of the recycling program. and you'd be in charge of the recycling program.
137 00:11:43,037 00:11:45,239 Could I just do the recycling part? Could I just do the recycling part?
138 00:11:45,339 00:11:47,741 No. No. No. No.
139 00:11:51,111 00:11:54,348 I just don't like the part where the pale people are I just don't like the part where the pale people are
140 00:11:54,448 00:11:57,017 better than the... brown people. better than the... brown people.
141 00:11:58,485 00:12:00,287 Let me explain something to you. Let me explain something to you.
142 00:12:01,488 00:12:04,124 The whole thing is rigged. The whole thing is rigged.
143 00:12:04,225 00:12:06,293 You know, the whole thing's unfair. You know, the whole thing's unfair.
144 00:12:09,263 00:12:10,130 What is? What is?
145 00:12:11,832 00:12:13,033 The whole thing. The whole thing.
146 00:12:14,401 00:12:17,371 You mean like the government or... You mean like the government or...
147 00:12:17,471 00:12:20,975 There are five people in charge of everything. I'm one of the five. There are five people in charge of everything. I'm one of the five.
148 00:12:22,409 00:12:26,514 You guys are interns, so... five people up here, You guys are interns, so... five people up here,
149 00:12:27,381 00:12:29,350 then all interns. then all interns.
150 00:12:30,552 00:12:31,785 That's you. That's you.
151 00:12:32,753 00:12:35,523 - All right. - But this is a paid internship. - All right. - But this is a paid internship.
152 00:12:35,624 00:12:38,325 So that's a little bit better. So that's a little bit better.
153 00:13:10,891 00:13:12,326 I know it's really effed up. I know it's really effed up.
154 00:13:17,464 00:13:19,033 How are the benefits here? How are the benefits here?
155 00:13:19,534 00:13:22,303 Really good and there's like, Really good and there's like,
156 00:13:22,403 00:13:24,471 unlimited snacks in the workroom. unlimited snacks in the workroom.
157 00:13:26,240 00:13:27,341 Oh, God. Oh, God.
158 00:13:28,042 00:13:30,512 It's... it's a gilded cage scenario. It's... it's a gilded cage scenario.
159 00:13:32,212 00:13:34,048 I've never been on one of those before. I've never been on one of those before.
160 00:13:34,948 00:13:37,284 They're very difficult morally. They're very difficult morally.
161 00:13:40,522 00:13:43,390 Well, this David Duke spread on page six, Well, this David Duke spread on page six,
162 00:13:43,924 00:13:45,492 if we pin it up right, if we pin it up right,
163 00:13:45,593 00:13:47,261 we'll cut him off at the waist. we'll cut him off at the waist.
164 00:13:48,062 00:13:50,164 But if we go full landscape But if we go full landscape
165 00:13:50,264 00:13:54,168 across both pages, we can fit his dick and his balls. across both pages, we can fit his dick and his balls.
166 00:14:06,480 00:14:08,148 Got to go landscape, I guess. Got to go landscape, I guess.
167 00:14:39,380 00:14:42,182 Recycling is... important? Recycling is... important?
168 00:14:44,586 00:14:47,054 Do you ever think, like... Do you ever think, like...
169 00:14:49,691 00:14:50,924 why? why?
170 00:14:57,998 00:14:59,567 Why is it got to be like this? Why is it got to be like this?
171 00:15:04,037 00:15:05,439 That'll be 8.32. That'll be 8.32.
172 00:15:15,683 00:15:17,084 Hello. Hello.
173 00:15:17,719 00:15:19,253 I'm Guru Dan. I'm Guru Dan.
174 00:15:20,988 00:15:24,158 There's nothing more difficult than change. There's nothing more difficult than change.
175 00:15:25,359 00:15:27,428 I'm going to help you change. I'm going to help you change.
176 00:15:29,531 00:15:30,632 Change... Change...
177 00:15:32,199 00:15:33,200 starts... starts...
178 00:15:35,269 00:15:36,170 by... by...
179 00:16:55,750 00:16:57,652 My name is Bartleby Dumont. My name is Bartleby Dumont.
180 00:16:58,252 00:17:02,790 And I am a wandering storyteller who has wandered over to your village And I am a wandering storyteller who has wandered over to your village
181 00:17:02,891 00:17:05,627 just as you would have done so many years ago. just as you would have done so many years ago.
182 00:17:07,629 00:17:09,062 Today I'm going to tickle your ear Today I'm going to tickle your ear
183 00:17:10,163 00:17:14,769 with the story from ancient medieval time called "The Wooing of Owlnor." with the story from ancient medieval time called "The Wooing of Owlnor."
184 00:17:16,103 00:17:17,204 Does anybody know it? Does anybody know it?
185 00:17:19,239 00:17:20,173 No? No?
186 00:17:21,543 00:17:22,409 No? No?
187 00:17:23,678 00:17:25,312 No one. No one.
188 00:17:26,714 00:17:29,116 It was quite popular in its day. It was quite popular in its day.
189 00:17:29,751 00:17:32,754 And I tell it in the original Middle English, And I tell it in the original Middle English,
190 00:17:32,854 00:17:35,489 so that you can hear the texture of the language. so that you can hear the texture of the language.
191 00:17:37,457 00:17:42,195 Perhaps you recall my Tuesday night readings of the "12 Windows of Bar?" Perhaps you recall my Tuesday night readings of the "12 Windows of Bar?"
192 00:17:42,830 00:17:44,832 In the original Gaelic tongue. In the original Gaelic tongue.
193 00:17:47,167 00:17:48,335 You look familiar. You look familiar.
194 00:17:49,202 00:17:50,572 Were you there? Were you there?
195 00:17:50,672 00:17:51,539 No. No.
196 00:17:51,906 00:17:54,509 Ah, well, a blank canvas Ah, well, a blank canvas
197 00:17:54,609 00:17:58,245 and some rested ears to hear mine word poems. and some rested ears to hear mine word poems.
198 00:17:59,547 00:18:03,818 Now, I will be telling the unabridged version of "The Wooing of Owlnor." Now, I will be telling the unabridged version of "The Wooing of Owlnor."
199 00:18:03,918 00:18:05,720 So if anybody needs to take a bathroom break, So if anybody needs to take a bathroom break,
200 00:18:05,820 00:18:07,622 I will be taking a brief pause I will be taking a brief pause
201 00:18:07,722 00:18:10,190 at the midpoint of this classic tale at the midpoint of this classic tale
202 00:18:10,290 00:18:11,693 for that purpose. Yes, ma'am? for that purpose. Yes, ma'am?
203 00:18:13,160 00:18:15,863 - How long is it? - Eight and a half to nine hours depending on my tempo. - How long is it? - Eight and a half to nine hours depending on my tempo.
204 00:18:26,708 00:18:29,409 - Should we wait for you? - Don't wait for me. - Should we wait for you? - Don't wait for me.
205 00:18:30,477 00:18:32,145 Very well, my lady. Very well, my lady.
206 00:18:32,680 00:18:35,482 And you did remind me to grab my little helper. And you did remind me to grab my little helper.
207 00:18:41,589 00:18:44,324 Its name is Tick-Tock. Its name is Tick-Tock.
208 00:18:46,761 00:18:48,228 For obvious reasons. For obvious reasons.
209 00:18:55,302 00:18:59,874 Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard. Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard.
210 00:19:01,375 00:19:04,646 Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard. Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard.
211 00:19:05,980 00:19:08,148 - Yes? - Is that the story? - Yes? - Is that the story?
212 00:19:08,549 00:19:09,817 No, it's just a warm-up. No, it's just a warm-up.
213 00:19:10,618 00:19:13,320 It... It doesn't make sense. It... It doesn't make sense.
214 00:19:13,420 00:19:15,690 Right. No, it's just an old trick of the trade Right. No, it's just an old trick of the trade
215 00:19:15,790 00:19:18,325 to help with the clarity and diction of my voice. to help with the clarity and diction of my voice.
216 00:19:18,826 00:19:20,561 The story is about to begin. The story is about to begin.
217 00:19:20,962 00:19:22,897 I... I don't understand. I... I don't understand.
218 00:19:22,997 00:19:24,666 Story will begin now. Story will begin now.
219 00:20:02,570 00:20:07,240 When Zephyrus blurn her thartly slippers... When Zephyrus blurn her thartly slippers...
220 00:20:08,643 00:20:14,582 and son larfed vaiter and murn in thine deep swarth... and son larfed vaiter and murn in thine deep swarth...
221 00:20:15,717 00:20:19,821 they frarked and frarred against wintry scar. they frarked and frarred against wintry scar.
222 00:20:21,723 00:20:25,392 Alark, a churnel full of boonies. Alark, a churnel full of boonies.
223 00:20:27,695 00:20:28,830 Behold. Behold.
224 00:20:30,531 00:20:34,367 There spied the larvely Owlnor. There spied the larvely Owlnor.
225 00:20:38,573 00:20:40,508 And he begunth to woo. And he begunth to woo.
226 00:21:12,974 00:21:13,908 Owlnor? Owlnor?
227 00:21:34,061 00:21:34,929 Hey. Hey.
228 00:21:38,966 00:21:39,901 Um... Um...
229 00:21:40,768 00:21:42,469 Can I help you with something? Can I help you with something?
230 00:21:46,741 00:21:48,009 Do you need help? Do you need help?
231 00:21:53,548 00:21:56,349 Have you been in some sort of accident? Have you been in some sort of accident?
232 00:22:01,923 00:22:03,658 Are you disoriented? Are you disoriented?
233 00:22:05,726 00:22:06,828 Um... Um...
234 00:22:09,597 00:22:11,599 Have you lost someone recently? Have you lost someone recently?
235 00:22:13,634 00:22:15,036 Someone close to you? Someone close to you?
236 00:22:19,006 00:22:20,440 Are you lonely? Are you lonely?
237 00:22:25,947 00:22:26,948 Okay. Okay.
238 00:22:28,516 00:22:30,785 Well... Why don't you come on in? Well... Why don't you come on in?
239 00:22:40,895 00:22:42,495 You should eat something. You should eat something.
240 00:22:52,506 00:22:54,942 Maybe you could stay here for a while. Maybe you could stay here for a while.
241 00:22:55,910 00:22:57,511 Till you get back on your feet. Till you get back on your feet.
242 00:22:58,846 00:23:00,014 Would you like that? Would you like that?
243 00:23:05,887 00:23:07,688 Do you want to lie down for a bit? Do you want to lie down for a bit?
244 00:23:24,972 00:23:26,107 There there. There there.
245 00:24:39,880 00:24:41,615 I want to get off! I want to get off!
246 00:24:43,684 00:24:46,787 I want to get off! I want to get off!
247 00:24:50,324 00:24:52,727 I don't like this! I don't like this!
248 00:24:56,697 00:24:57,832 Humans. Humans.
249 00:25:05,272 00:25:07,008 They struggle so... They struggle so...
250 00:25:11,879 00:25:13,114 endlessly. endlessly.
251 00:25:19,987 00:25:21,822 Like the turning of the Earth. Like the turning of the Earth.
252 00:25:26,827 00:25:28,195 As the Earth turns... As the Earth turns...
253 00:25:29,830 00:25:30,965 do we move? do we move?
254 00:25:34,735 00:25:35,736 Do we change? Do we change?
255 00:25:37,738 00:25:39,874 Are we moving without knowing it? Are we moving without knowing it?
256 00:25:43,944 00:25:46,280 Or are we repeating our patterns? Or are we repeating our patterns?
257 00:25:49,050 00:25:50,017 Again. Again.
258 00:25:54,155 00:25:55,056 And again. And again.
259 00:26:01,695 00:26:02,596 And again. And again.
260 00:26:17,011 00:26:18,913 I'm so glad you're able to get off work today. I'm so glad you're able to get off work today.
261 00:26:20,114 00:26:22,950 Yeah, it's good to have some time off. Yeah, it's good to have some time off.
262 00:26:25,052 00:26:27,988 There's something that I've been wanting to talk to you about. There's something that I've been wanting to talk to you about.
263 00:26:28,889 00:26:30,357 Okay, um... Okay, um...
264 00:26:32,660 00:26:34,061 I love talking about stuff. I love talking about stuff.
265 00:26:36,430 00:26:39,967 I was just thinking I wish we had more time I was just thinking I wish we had more time
266 00:26:40,701 00:26:42,903 to talk about stuff, to talk about stuff,
267 00:26:43,003 00:26:45,906 and I would love it if we did... and I would love it if we did...
268 00:26:47,274 00:26:48,642 ...have more time. ...have more time.
269 00:26:49,243 00:26:50,277 And... And...
270 00:26:51,812 00:26:53,214 That's a relief to hear that. That's a relief to hear that.
271 00:26:54,782 00:26:57,384 So, um... So, um...
272 00:26:59,120 00:27:01,722 - What's up? - What would you think about moving in together? - What's up? - What would you think about moving in together?
273 00:27:11,298 00:27:12,666 I mean, we love each other. I mean, we love each other.
274 00:27:13,801 00:27:15,369 So what's stopping us? So what's stopping us?
275 00:27:24,311 00:27:25,179 Honey? Honey?
276 00:27:29,750 00:27:31,085 Good morning, sweetheart. Good morning, sweetheart.
277 00:27:34,455 00:27:37,024 I have got your favorite eggs, I have got your favorite eggs,
278 00:27:37,124 00:27:39,426 and your favorite scone from Clarndorvers. and your favorite scone from Clarndorvers.
279 00:27:39,528 00:27:43,030 - Thank you, it's very thoughtful. - That's, um, that's coffee. - Thank you, it's very thoughtful. - That's, um, that's coffee.
280 00:27:43,130 00:27:45,065 And it's got the cream already included. And it's got the cream already included.
281 00:27:45,166 00:27:47,001 - It's just the way I like it. - Yeah. - It's just the way I like it. - Yeah.
282 00:27:50,070 00:27:53,941 So... So I was thinking that, you know, So... So I was thinking that, you know,
283 00:27:54,041 00:27:59,180 maybe we could just start talking about the possibility of, uh... maybe we could just start talking about the possibility of, uh...
284 00:28:00,881 00:28:01,916 You know, maybe... You know, maybe...
285 00:28:02,850 00:28:06,420 Maybe you retiring your wild oats and we... Maybe you retiring your wild oats and we...
286 00:28:07,221 00:28:08,289 start a family. start a family.
287 00:28:18,966 00:28:21,268 I mean, we're not getting any younger, right? I mean, we're not getting any younger, right?
288 00:29:17,324 00:29:21,028 You will become something new. You will become something new.
289 00:29:23,097 00:29:26,333 Something no one has ever seen. Something no one has ever seen.
290 00:29:29,003 00:29:34,308 You will transform, and all the old worries will fall away. You will transform, and all the old worries will fall away.
291 00:29:36,010 00:29:39,213 You will become your full-self. You will become your full-self.
292 00:29:47,555 00:29:50,357 I now pronounce you husband and wife. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
293 00:29:55,996 00:29:59,967 I now pronounce you husband and wife. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
294 00:30:37,905 00:30:41,141 I told you so. I told you so.
295 00:30:46,413 00:30:50,017 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
296 00:30:56,190 00:30:58,459 Bang. Bang! Bang. Bang!
297 00:31:01,228 00:31:02,262 Phew. Phew.
298 00:31:03,163 00:31:04,064 Phew. Phew.
299 00:31:05,366 00:31:06,634 Phew. Phew.
300 00:31:13,173 00:31:14,375 Pepperoni! Pepperoni!
301 00:31:25,452 00:31:27,622 Door's open. Door's open.
302 00:31:34,995 00:31:35,663 Come on in. Come on in.
303 00:31:41,703 00:31:44,606 Mm. Smells good. Mm. Smells good.
304 00:31:50,512 00:31:51,478 Oh. Oh.
305 00:31:52,112 00:31:53,013 Give me, give me. Give me, give me.
306 00:31:54,014 00:31:54,915 Yeah. Yeah.
307 00:31:57,084 00:31:58,586 I tipped you with my remote. I tipped you with my remote.
308 00:32:00,220 00:32:02,456 It's all connected. All of it! It's all connected. All of it!
309 00:32:03,457 00:32:05,359 Me. The TV. Me. The TV.
310 00:32:06,126 00:32:09,631 My computer. You. The phone. My computer. You. The phone.
311 00:32:10,632 00:32:11,633 Join us. Join us.
312 00:32:15,202 00:32:16,170 Mm. Mm.
313 00:33:05,787 00:33:06,987 Hey. Hey.
314 00:33:08,355 00:33:09,323 Hey. Hey.
315 00:33:11,258 00:33:12,459 Can I come inside? Can I come inside?
316 00:33:40,153 00:33:42,389 Tea upsets my stomach. Tea upsets my stomach.
317 00:33:43,725 00:33:45,459 Do you have any juice? Do you have any juice?
318 00:33:46,460 00:33:47,461 Sure. Sure.
319 00:33:54,836 00:33:56,771 Do you like juice? Do you like juice?
320 00:34:01,308 00:34:02,342 Me too. Me too.
321 00:34:11,719 00:34:12,720 Hmm. Hmm.
322 00:34:22,764 00:34:24,566 Would you guys like sandwiches? Would you guys like sandwiches?
323 00:34:26,634 00:34:27,602 Crust. Crust.
324 00:34:29,369 00:34:30,237 Right? Right?
325 00:34:39,814 00:34:41,348 Do you like sandwiches? Do you like sandwiches?
326 00:34:47,889 00:34:49,256 Do you like crust? Do you like crust?
327 00:34:53,561 00:34:56,798 A wandering storyteller once told me a tale. A wandering storyteller once told me a tale.
328 00:34:58,465 00:35:00,868 It was very long and I did not like it. It was very long and I did not like it.
329 00:35:02,369 00:35:06,373 It involved a woman whose beauty was to die for. It involved a woman whose beauty was to die for.
330 00:35:10,210 00:35:12,379 I think today I have found that woman. I think today I have found that woman.
331 00:35:16,884 00:35:18,720 The boring story teller. The boring story teller.
332 00:35:19,787 00:35:21,288 He gave me something. He gave me something.
333 00:36:42,870 00:36:48,643 ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪ ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪
334 00:36:49,577 00:36:55,382 ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪ ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪
335 00:36:55,883 00:37:00,922 ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪ ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪
336 00:37:02,456 00:37:09,429 ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪ ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪
337 00:37:10,932 00:37:16,738 ♪ Because there's no way a girl like you ♪ ♪ Because there's no way a girl like you ♪
338 00:37:17,739 00:37:23,644 ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪ ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪
339 00:37:24,512 00:37:30,017 ♪ No, there is no way a girl like you ♪ ♪ No, there is no way a girl like you ♪
340 00:37:30,651 00:37:37,592 ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪ ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪
341 00:37:40,027 00:37:42,864 ♪ So I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ ♪ So I'll pretend I'm on top ♪
342 00:37:42,964 00:37:47,969 ♪ Until I get you ♪ ♪ Until I get you ♪
343 00:37:49,737 00:37:52,006 ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪
344 00:37:52,106 00:37:57,879 ♪ And you'll see ♪ ♪ And you'll see ♪
345 00:37:58,880 00:38:01,516 ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪
346 00:38:01,616 00:38:06,319 ♪ Until I get ♪ ♪ Until I get ♪
347 00:38:06,419 00:38:10,658 ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪
348 00:38:12,960 00:38:16,964 ♪ And then maybe you'll be able ♪ ♪ And then maybe you'll be able ♪
349 00:38:17,064 00:38:22,870 ♪ To bear ♪ ♪ To bear ♪
350 00:38:23,604 00:38:28,075 ♪ To see ♪ ♪ To see ♪
351 00:38:28,176 00:38:34,015 ♪ The real bottom ♪ ♪ The real bottom ♪
352 00:38:35,616 00:38:39,587 ♪ Of ♪ ♪ Of ♪
353 00:38:39,687 00:38:45,026 ♪ Me ♪ ♪ Me ♪
354 00:40:29,063 00:40:30,064 Oh, God. Oh, God.
355 00:40:31,032 00:40:32,600 It's so hard. It's so hard.
356 00:40:32,700 00:40:34,835 - It's getting worse. - I can't bear. - It's getting worse. - I can't bear.
357 00:40:35,670 00:40:38,773 - I can't do anything. - I'm such a worthless piece of crap. - I can't do anything. - I'm such a worthless piece of crap.
358 00:40:47,148 00:40:48,716 I stole an old lady's purse. I stole an old lady's purse.
359 00:40:51,018 00:40:52,520 I killed a cop. I killed a cop.
360 00:41:18,245 00:41:19,914 It is accomplished. It is accomplished.
361 00:42:23,110 00:42:24,111 Ah! Ah!
362 00:43:44,725 00:43:51,365 You're not living up to your potential. You're not living up to your potential.
363 00:44:19,493 00:44:23,030 Everything is very, very bad, and getting worse. Everything is very, very bad, and getting worse.
364 00:44:23,130 00:44:25,332 Time is running out for us and our children. Time is running out for us and our children.
365 00:44:25,432 00:44:28,369 No signs of letting up here or anywhere. No signs of letting up here or anywhere.
366 00:44:28,469 00:44:31,772 This is Gene Larpington with TBC News Five. This is Gene Larpington with TBC News Five.
367 00:44:34,942 00:44:37,244 The world will be ending shortly. The world will be ending shortly.
368 00:44:53,928 00:44:55,062 Listen, Chazz. Listen, Chazz.
369 00:44:56,565 00:45:00,301 I want you to know that all of my life people have looked down on me, I want you to know that all of my life people have looked down on me,
370 00:45:00,401 00:45:02,269 because of the color of my skin. because of the color of my skin.
371 00:45:03,538 00:45:05,339 But you have never done that. But you have never done that.
372 00:45:06,173 00:45:09,476 Because you are the only non-racist I have ever met. Because you are the only non-racist I have ever met.
373 00:45:10,110 00:45:12,880 And I am going to be your black friend. And I am going to be your black friend.
374 00:45:18,319 00:45:20,287 Would you like to play basketball with me? Would you like to play basketball with me?
375 00:45:21,121 00:45:24,058 But I'm not good at basketball. But I'm not good at basketball.
376 00:45:24,892 00:45:25,993 I'll help you. I'll help you.
377 00:45:27,861 00:45:28,829 Really? Really?
378 00:45:29,330 00:45:30,397 Yes. Yes.
379 00:45:31,498 00:45:35,002 But first I'm going to teach you a special handshake But first I'm going to teach you a special handshake
380 00:45:35,102 00:45:36,337 that only black people know. that only black people know.
381 00:45:37,137 00:45:38,072 You will? You will?
382 00:45:38,806 00:45:42,243 Yes. And it goes like this. Yes. And it goes like this.
383 00:46:11,071 00:46:12,540 Chazz, baby. Chazz, baby.
384 00:47:24,478 00:47:28,082 Couplehood enforcing the capitalist paradigm. Couplehood enforcing the capitalist paradigm.
385 00:47:49,236 00:47:50,605 Sentimentality. Sentimentality.
386 00:48:08,590 00:48:10,023 My PhD. My PhD.
387 00:48:38,986 00:48:39,687 God. God.
388 00:49:33,265 00:49:35,601 I can not ejaculate. I can not ejaculate.
389 00:50:24,441 00:50:29,530 I am committed to hopelessness I am committed to hopelessness
390 00:51:24,919 00:51:27,589 Breaking news. Another thing just happened. Breaking news. Another thing just happened.
391 00:51:27,689 00:51:30,725 We told you it was coming. And now it's actually here. We told you it was coming. And now it's actually here.
392 00:51:30,825 00:51:33,193 We told you and you did not listen. We told you and you did not listen.
393 00:51:33,293 00:51:35,429 And now it's officially too late. And now it's officially too late.
394 00:52:47,969 00:52:48,936 Ah! Ah!
395 00:54:38,880 00:54:39,881 I... I...
396 00:54:42,116 00:54:43,584 am a sham. am a sham.
397 00:55:15,516 00:55:17,018 He's a total genius. He's a total genius.
398 00:55:20,955 00:55:21,989 Are you sure? Are you sure?
399 00:55:22,924 00:55:24,525 Absolutely. Absolutely.
400 00:55:37,638 00:55:41,075 I would lay that kind of minute just to be able to touch that fire. I would lay that kind of minute just to be able to touch that fire.
401 00:55:45,079 00:55:48,015 Be like sleeping with Vincent van Gogh. Be like sleeping with Vincent van Gogh.
402 00:55:56,456 00:55:57,424 Really? Really?
403 00:56:18,880 00:56:19,981 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
404 00:56:33,527 00:56:35,029 He is a genius. He is a genius.
405 00:57:51,272 00:57:53,708 He is a genius. He is a genius.
406 00:58:47,595 00:58:48,763 Oh, really? Oh, really?
407 00:58:54,368 00:58:57,705 Garushta says, if we sit in our sorrow... Garushta says, if we sit in our sorrow...
408 00:58:58,773 00:59:00,674 ...we will become sorrow. ...we will become sorrow.
409 00:59:02,710 00:59:03,911 Think about that. Think about that.
410 00:59:07,148 00:59:09,750 If we sit in our sorrow... If we sit in our sorrow...
411 00:59:11,652 00:59:13,287 we become sorrow. we become sorrow.
412 00:59:15,656 00:59:18,926 If we sit... in our sorrow... If we sit... in our sorrow...
413 00:59:20,327 00:59:21,695 we become... we become...
414 00:59:23,097 00:59:24,131 sorrow. sorrow.
415 00:59:32,873 00:59:35,576 Really. Think about that. Really. Think about that.
416 00:59:47,755 00:59:51,859 Sometimes joy feels very hard to come by. Sometimes joy feels very hard to come by.
417 00:59:55,296 00:59:58,099 We must find joy in the small things. We must find joy in the small things.
418 01:00:10,778 01:00:13,981 I've got these freeloaders in my house. I've got these freeloaders in my house.
419 01:00:15,216 01:00:19,386 And they're really sweet and I don't want to hurt their feelings. And they're really sweet and I don't want to hurt their feelings.
420 01:00:23,257 01:00:26,393 But I kind of want my house back. But I kind of want my house back.
421 01:00:35,035 01:00:36,337 What's the point? What's the point?
422 01:00:40,141 01:00:42,009 I guess I just want to know. I guess I just want to know.
423 01:00:43,144 01:00:47,047 If it's okay to cause suffering to take out my home. If it's okay to cause suffering to take out my home.
424 01:00:50,751 01:00:51,886 I don't know. I don't know.
425 01:00:53,287 01:00:58,926 Um, my friend Claire was adamant that you were the one to help me. Um, my friend Claire was adamant that you were the one to help me.
426 01:00:59,727 01:01:03,130 I paid Claire $100 per referral. I paid Claire $100 per referral.
427 01:01:05,833 01:01:06,901 No. No.
428 01:01:07,001 01:01:09,103 There's a guru in Glen Falls. There's a guru in Glen Falls.
429 01:01:09,203 01:01:10,905 I can give you the number for. I can give you the number for.
430 01:02:16,538 01:02:19,473 I bet this food is going to suck. I bet this food is going to suck.
431 01:02:34,154 01:02:36,524 I bet that guy has bad BO. I bet that guy has bad BO.
432 01:02:57,911 01:02:59,046 I was wrong. I was wrong.
433 01:03:24,572 01:03:27,975 Nice outfit! Nice outfit!
434 01:04:09,416 01:04:16,123 ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪ ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪
435 01:04:16,223 01:04:21,929 ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪ ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪
436 01:04:22,530 01:04:27,569 ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪ ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪
437 01:04:29,069 01:04:36,076 ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪ ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪
438 01:05:15,449 01:05:18,553 ♪ I'm back on top that's the gift you gave me ♪ ♪ I'm back on top that's the gift you gave me ♪
439 01:05:18,653 01:05:23,023 ♪ I'm back on top somehow ♪ ♪ I'm back on top somehow ♪
440 01:05:23,123 01:05:26,226 ♪ I'm back on top and the song will lift me ♪ ♪ I'm back on top and the song will lift me ♪
441 01:05:26,326 01:05:31,699 ♪ The bottom is so far below me now ♪ ♪ The bottom is so far below me now ♪
442 01:05:32,299 01:05:35,603 ♪ I'm back on top with the gift you gave me ♪ ♪ I'm back on top with the gift you gave me ♪
443 01:05:35,703 01:05:40,040 ♪ You're wrapped up in a bow ♪ ♪ You're wrapped up in a bow ♪
444 01:05:42,376 01:05:46,113 ♪ Life is good ♪ ♪ Life is good ♪
445 01:05:46,213 01:05:50,117 ♪ That's the message I'm singing ♪ ♪ That's the message I'm singing ♪
446 01:05:50,217 01:05:54,254 ♪ The sun looks down with a smile ♪ ♪ The sun looks down with a smile ♪
447 01:06:03,430 01:06:06,734 ♪ Life is good ♪ ♪ Life is good ♪
448 01:06:08,536 01:06:12,339 ♪ And it's worth living ♪ ♪ And it's worth living ♪
449 01:06:12,439 01:06:17,444 ♪ I'm going to put my bottom away for a while ♪ ♪ I'm going to put my bottom away for a while ♪
450 01:06:51,478 01:06:53,715 And then he came up behind me And then he came up behind me
451 01:06:53,815 01:06:55,482 and took my purse. and took my purse.
452 01:06:56,316 01:06:58,285 And could you point to that person please? And could you point to that person please?
453 01:07:05,593 01:07:08,630 Let the record show that she has pointed out the defendant. Let the record show that she has pointed out the defendant.
454 01:07:11,198 01:07:13,066 And this was the purse that he stole? And this was the purse that he stole?
455 01:07:17,672 01:07:18,573 Yes. Yes.
456 01:07:19,541 01:07:21,041 And what did he do next? And what did he do next?
457 01:07:22,442 01:07:26,179 When I tried to get it back from him, he started hitting me with it. When I tried to get it back from him, he started hitting me with it.
458 01:07:26,280 01:07:28,348 - Objection! - On what grounds? - Objection! - On what grounds?
459 01:07:28,448 01:07:31,318 She is stating facts that she witnessed herself. She is stating facts that she witnessed herself.
460 01:07:35,690 01:07:38,191 Your Honor, back home, we had a saying, Your Honor, back home, we had a saying,
461 01:07:38,693 01:07:42,162 a rooster in a henhouse will get you some eggs. a rooster in a henhouse will get you some eggs.
462 01:07:43,130 01:07:45,499 Now if those eggs come out scrambled, Now if those eggs come out scrambled,
463 01:07:45,600 01:07:48,770 you could complain to the good Lord, and try to put them back in the hen. you could complain to the good Lord, and try to put them back in the hen.
464 01:07:50,370 01:07:53,373 Or you could serve them up with some hoppin' john. Or you could serve them up with some hoppin' john.
465 01:07:54,341 01:07:56,076 I think I know what I'd do. I think I know what I'd do.
466 01:07:57,344 01:07:58,746 Sustained. Sustained.
467 01:07:59,413 01:08:00,414 Really? Really?
468 01:08:00,882 01:08:03,250 - Counselor. - No further questions. - Counselor. - No further questions.
469 01:08:04,217 01:08:05,553 Ms. Sludge. Ms. Sludge.
470 01:08:07,589 01:08:11,759 Are you in the habit of making a mockery of the US justice system? Are you in the habit of making a mockery of the US justice system?
471 01:08:12,560 01:08:17,264 Or should I say, when did making a mockery of the justice system Or should I say, when did making a mockery of the justice system
472 01:08:17,364 01:08:18,533 become regular habit? become regular habit?
473 01:08:20,167 01:08:21,101 I... I...
474 01:08:21,603 01:08:23,337 - I... - What's that? - I... - What's that?
475 01:08:24,471 01:08:25,506 What's that? What's that?
476 01:08:27,542 01:08:31,646 I... I don't make a mockery of the US justice system. I... I don't make a mockery of the US justice system.
477 01:08:32,212 01:08:34,314 Well, sounds like you're not sure. Well, sounds like you're not sure.
478 01:08:35,550 01:08:37,284 I... I just don't, I don't understand. I... I just don't, I don't understand.
479 01:08:37,384 01:08:41,188 I think every Beatrice and Joe here understands. I think every Beatrice and Joe here understands.
480 01:08:41,956 01:08:47,294 Why it's just this simple as sweet tea on a summer day? Don't you think? Why it's just this simple as sweet tea on a summer day? Don't you think?
481 01:08:49,363 01:08:54,702 Go pretty good with some of momma's buttermilk biscuits, don't it? Go pretty good with some of momma's buttermilk biscuits, don't it?
482 01:08:55,903 01:08:57,270 I guess. I guess.
483 01:08:58,338 01:09:01,676 - I do like Southern food. - No further questions. - I do like Southern food. - No further questions.
484 01:09:03,310 01:09:04,411 We've reached a verdict. We've reached a verdict.
485 01:09:04,512 01:09:05,513 objection. objection.
486 01:09:05,613 01:09:06,881 I'll allow it. I'll allow it.
487 01:09:07,682 01:09:08,850 Can they do that? Can they do that?
488 01:09:08,950 01:09:10,417 We, the people... We, the people...
489 01:09:11,218 01:09:13,855 found Beatrice Sledge guilty. found Beatrice Sledge guilty.
490 01:09:14,522 01:09:16,524 - But I'm not on trial! - Bailiff. - But I'm not on trial! - Bailiff.
491 01:09:16,991 01:09:18,191 Take her away. Take her away.
492 01:09:20,327 01:09:22,730 No, no, no. I don't... You don't understand. No, no, no. I don't... You don't understand.
493 01:09:22,830 01:09:25,332 I mean, he stole my purse, I was the victim. I mean, he stole my purse, I was the victim.
494 01:09:25,432 01:09:26,734 I'm the victim! I'm the victim!
495 01:09:26,834 01:09:28,803 I'm the victim of a purse theft! I'm the victim of a purse theft!
496 01:09:28,903 01:09:31,606 I am an innocent person! No! I am an innocent person! No!
497 01:09:32,006 01:09:33,574 No! I'm innocent! No! I'm innocent!
498 01:09:34,509 01:09:36,309 What... Help me! What... Help me!
499 01:09:36,577 01:09:37,812 I'm an innocent person. I'm an innocent person.
500 01:09:40,982 01:09:42,215 Last meal. Last meal.
501 01:09:48,355 01:09:50,658 What's this? I ordered osso buco. What's this? I ordered osso buco.
502 01:09:51,592 01:09:56,263 Scrambled eggs, hoppin' john, sweet tea and momma's buttermilk biscuits. Scrambled eggs, hoppin' john, sweet tea and momma's buttermilk biscuits.
503 01:09:56,564 01:09:58,533 Mm, mm. Mm, mm.
504 01:10:00,034 01:10:01,268 Mother effers. Mother effers.
505 01:10:01,769 01:10:04,371 T. O. T. O.
506 01:10:04,972 01:10:05,940 M. M.
507 01:10:06,741 01:10:07,809 Tom. Tom.
508 01:10:08,543 01:10:10,978 T. Try. T. Try.
509 01:10:11,979 01:10:12,914 O. O.
510 01:10:13,514 01:10:14,749 On target. On target.
511 01:10:15,516 01:10:16,416 M. M.
512 01:10:16,751 01:10:18,953 Maximum result. Maximum result.
513 01:10:33,000 01:10:38,005 Don't you have anything to say to your old moms? Don't you have anything to say to your old moms?
514 01:11:32,425 01:11:33,293 Moms? Moms?
515 01:11:43,738 01:11:44,605 Hey. Hey.
516 01:11:55,983 01:11:57,018 Sir? Sir?
517 01:12:07,562 01:12:10,097 There's no reason you should know this, but you're actually interviewing There's no reason you should know this, but you're actually interviewing
518 01:12:10,198 01:12:11,666 for Ms. Pott's position. for Ms. Pott's position.
519 01:12:12,399 01:12:13,501 She, um... She, um...
520 01:12:15,736 01:12:18,039 She passed away recently and... She passed away recently and...
521 01:12:19,173 01:12:20,440 She was my mother. She was my mother.
522 01:12:21,909 01:12:22,910 Oh, I'm... Oh, I'm...
523 01:12:23,544 01:12:25,112 very sorry to hear that. very sorry to hear that.
524 01:12:26,180 01:12:28,683 Yeah. It was a terrible loss. It, um.. Yeah. It was a terrible loss. It, um..
525 01:12:33,087 01:12:34,522 Dust to dust. Dust to dust.
526 01:12:36,023 01:12:37,758 Ashes to ashes. Ashes to ashes.
527 01:12:45,933 01:12:47,635 Tell me about yourself. Tell me about yourself.
528 01:12:47,735 01:12:51,873 Okay. Uh. My name is Jane. It's... Okay. Uh. My name is Jane. It's...
529 01:12:53,207 01:12:54,374 J. J.
530 01:12:58,613 01:12:59,680 A. A.
531 01:13:03,050 01:13:03,985 N. N.
532 01:13:11,025 01:13:11,993 E. E.
533 01:13:12,860 01:13:13,794 E. E.
534 01:13:14,461 01:13:15,129 Got it. Got it.
535 01:13:16,097 01:13:17,164 So... So...
536 01:13:18,099 01:13:19,399 Who is... Who is...
537 01:13:20,167 01:13:21,434 Anne? Anne?
538 01:13:22,203 01:13:23,436 Uh, who? Uh, who?
539 01:13:24,805 01:13:26,908 Jane. Jane. Who is Jane? Jane. Jane. Who is Jane?
540 01:13:27,775 01:13:32,013 Okay. Well, I'm from upstate. I, uh... Okay. Well, I'm from upstate. I, uh...
541 01:13:32,613 01:13:34,749 enjoy outdoor sports. enjoy outdoor sports.
542 01:13:34,849 01:13:39,687 I first got interested in nanotech research when I was doing a program. I first got interested in nanotech research when I was doing a program.
543 01:13:41,088 01:13:42,455 During high school. During high school.
544 01:13:44,759 01:13:45,760 Hello. Hello.
545 01:13:46,994 01:13:49,163 Ms. Potts, could you please bring us some decaf coffee? Ms. Potts, could you please bring us some decaf coffee?
546 01:13:51,065 01:13:55,836 Oh, I... I thought Mrs. Potts has passed away. Oh, I... I thought Mrs. Potts has passed away.
547 01:14:03,277 01:14:04,979 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I, uh... Excuse me. I'm sorry. I, uh...
548 01:14:06,147 01:14:07,081 had a brain fart. had a brain fart.
549 01:14:08,816 01:14:09,784 Hello. Hello.
550 01:14:09,884 01:14:11,085 Ms. Pennyweather. Ms. Pennyweather.
551 01:14:11,185 01:14:13,120 Can you please bring us some decaf coffee? Can you please bring us some decaf coffee?
552 01:14:13,587 01:14:17,124 Is this a nanotech research position? Is this a nanotech research position?
553 01:14:17,725 01:14:20,995 We thought we would get smarter people if we advertised it that way. We thought we would get smarter people if we advertised it that way.
554 01:14:22,129 01:14:26,000 Is... Is nanotech research involved? Is... Is nanotech research involved?
555 01:14:27,168 01:14:28,536 It could be. Yeah. It could be. Yeah.
556 01:14:31,772 01:14:32,673 Did... Did...
557 01:14:33,140 01:14:35,209 Mrs. Potts do any... Mrs. Potts do any...
558 01:14:36,877 01:14:38,579 Not specifically, no. Not specifically, no.
559 01:14:39,280 01:14:40,214 So are you... So are you...
560 01:14:42,183 01:14:43,751 looking for a... looking for a...
561 01:14:44,752 01:14:46,053 a secretary? a secretary?
562 01:14:47,788 01:14:48,789 Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
563 01:14:51,092 01:14:53,060 But what about Mrs. Pennyweather? But what about Mrs. Pennyweather?
564 01:14:53,594 01:14:55,596 Mrs. Pennyweather is not working out. Mrs. Pennyweather is not working out.
565 01:15:24,158 01:15:26,127 And this is Mrs. Pennyweather. And this is Mrs. Pennyweather.
566 01:15:29,063 01:15:30,231 - Here you go, dear. - Thank you. - Here you go, dear. - Thank you.
567 01:15:39,607 01:15:40,808 - Oh! - Oh. - Oh! - Oh.
568 01:15:41,809 01:15:43,677 I'm... It's... I'm... It's...
569 01:15:43,778 01:15:47,014 Just a small stain, and I'm very sorry. Just a small stain, and I'm very sorry.
570 01:15:47,114 01:15:48,249 - It's okay. - No, I'm very... - It's okay. - No, I'm very...
571 01:15:48,349 01:15:49,617 - You know, it's just... - It's okay. - You know, it's just... - It's okay.
572 01:15:49,717 01:15:50,851 ...going to take me just one minute. ...going to take me just one minute.
573 01:15:50,951 01:15:52,053 - Oh, no. - I think you're just... - Oh, no. - I think you're just...
574 01:15:52,153 01:15:53,721 - No, I'm just... - ...spreading some more. - No, I'm just... - ...spreading some more.
575 01:15:53,821 01:15:55,256 - I'm just spreading it. - Yeah, you are. - I'm just spreading it. - Yeah, you are.
576 01:15:55,356 01:15:56,290 Spreading it. Spreading it.
577 01:15:58,025 01:16:00,127 It's alright, it's alright, that's, that's enough. It's alright, it's alright, that's, that's enough.
578 01:16:00,227 01:16:02,296 That's enough. No. No. No, no, no. That's enough. No. No. No, no, no.
579 01:16:02,396 01:16:03,631 No, that's enough. No, that's enough.
580 01:16:04,265 01:16:06,634 We're all done. We're all done. We're all done. We're all done.
581 01:16:11,972 01:16:13,340 Is there anything else I can help you with? Is there anything else I can help you with?
582 01:16:14,275 01:16:16,877 You can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave. You can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave.
583 01:16:18,712 01:16:19,814 What was that? What was that?
584 01:16:20,915 01:16:24,018 I said, you can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave. I said, you can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave.
585 01:16:24,885 01:16:26,353 So things will be like before. So things will be like before.
586 01:16:30,925 01:16:32,760 That'll be all, Mrs. Pennyweather. That'll be all, Mrs. Pennyweather.
587 01:16:45,306 01:16:46,941 Is this a, uh... Is this a, uh...
588 01:16:47,675 01:16:48,909 a permanent position? a permanent position?
589 01:16:53,247 01:16:54,215 Who's to say? Who's to say?
590 01:18:12,993 01:18:15,095 Ah! Ah!
591 01:18:16,096 01:18:18,766 Oh. Not ready. Oh. Not ready.
592 01:18:30,945 01:18:32,713 Ah! Ah!
593 01:19:50,157 01:19:51,792 Three. Four. Three. Four.
594 01:19:52,359 01:19:55,362 One. Two. Three. Four. One. Two. Three. Four.
595 01:19:56,030 01:19:59,033 One. Two. Three. Four. One. Two. Three. Four.
596 01:19:59,433 01:20:02,403 One. Two. Three. Four. One. Two. Three. Four.
597 01:20:28,663 01:20:30,130 Ms. Pennyweather. Ms. Pennyweather.
598 01:20:42,309 01:20:46,380 No, I'm sorry. Those going Conference Room A. Conference Room A, please. No, I'm sorry. Those going Conference Room A. Conference Room A, please.
599 01:20:46,480 01:20:47,314 What? What?
600 01:21:00,494 01:21:03,631 No, no, dear. Those are for Conference Room B. No, no, dear. Those are for Conference Room B.
601 01:21:13,107 01:21:14,041 I did it. I did it.
602 01:23:31,845 01:23:33,430 The world is absurd. The world is absurd.
603 01:24:20,894 01:24:22,688 I have lost all my humor. I have lost all my humor.
604 01:24:41,999 01:24:43,500 But I must continue. But I must continue.
605 01:25:13,197 01:25:14,198 It is my world. It is my world.
606 01:25:21,038 01:25:22,456 And I want freedom. And I want freedom.
607 01:25:54,354 01:25:55,255 Let's go. Let's go.
608 01:26:16,511 01:26:17,545 Humans. Humans.
609 01:26:23,951 01:26:25,920 They hurt, and heal. They hurt, and heal.
610 01:26:39,299 01:26:41,636 Hurt. And heal. Hurt. And heal.
611 01:27:31,753 01:27:33,888 Take care of my suffering ones. Take care of my suffering ones.
612 01:27:40,962 01:27:43,363 Take care of the tender hearted. Take care of the tender hearted.
613 01:27:49,570 01:27:50,738 Help each other. Help each other.
614 01:27:52,006 01:27:53,608 Through the storm. Through the storm.
615 01:28:20,101 01:28:22,335 It is not all darkness. It is not all darkness.
616 01:28:38,418 01:28:40,087 And you're not alone. And you're not alone.
617 01:28:52,934 01:28:55,069 Reach towards the light. Reach towards the light.