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1 | 00:00:32,266 | 00:00:33,400 | Humans... | Humans... |
2 | 00:00:40,775 | 00:00:42,042 | They struggle. | They struggle. |
3 | 00:00:59,861 | 00:01:01,094 | Every day. | Every day. |
4 | 00:01:12,406 | 00:01:13,407 | They struggle. | They struggle. |
5 | 00:01:31,526 | 00:01:32,392 | Why? | Why? |
6 | 00:01:35,228 | 00:01:37,230 | Oh! Ah! | Oh! Ah! |
7 | 00:01:39,466 | 00:01:40,768 | What is the point? | What is the point? |
8 | 00:01:51,478 | 00:01:53,313 | What they carry inside... | What they carry inside... |
9 | 00:02:04,424 | 00:02:06,193 | hurts so much? | hurts so much? |
10 | 00:02:13,968 | 00:02:15,803 | What do they do with the hurt? | What do they do with the hurt? |
11 | 00:02:21,943 | 00:02:23,310 | How do they heal? | How do they heal? |
12 | 00:02:46,433 | 00:02:50,638 | I'll pay whatever it takes. I... I just want him get better. | I'll pay whatever it takes. I... I just want him get better. |
13 | 00:02:52,472 | 00:02:55,242 | Has he been near any old dairy or... | Has he been near any old dairy or... |
14 | 00:02:56,243 | 00:02:57,477 | expired rice? | expired rice? |
15 | 00:02:59,379 | 00:03:00,515 | Um... | Um... |
16 | 00:03:00,982 | 00:03:03,851 | Maybe. He likes to eat. | Maybe. He likes to eat. |
17 | 00:03:04,418 | 00:03:06,954 | Although lately not so much. He's... | Although lately not so much. He's... |
18 | 00:03:07,822 | 00:03:09,322 | he kind of wasting away. | he kind of wasting away. |
19 | 00:03:09,991 | 00:03:14,696 | Have you been regulating his Aura... in any way? | Have you been regulating his Aura... in any way? |
20 | 00:03:16,463 | 00:03:21,201 | Uh... No, I don't really know anything about that. | Uh... No, I don't really know anything about that. |
21 | 00:03:22,036 | 00:03:25,405 | Um... I'm really just here because, well, | Um... I'm really just here because, well, |
22 | 00:03:25,506 | 00:03:29,476 | Claire swears by you, and... I really trust her. | Claire swears by you, and... I really trust her. |
23 | 00:03:29,577 | 00:03:32,245 | She's... one of my best friends. | She's... one of my best friends. |
24 | 00:03:53,000 | 00:03:56,971 | What I'm going to ask you to do now may seem strange at first... | What I'm going to ask you to do now may seem strange at first... |
25 | 00:03:58,005 | 00:03:59,674 | but I need you to trust me. | but I need you to trust me. |
26 | 00:04:01,642 | 00:04:05,613 | I need you to trust me as much as you trust Claire. | I need you to trust me as much as you trust Claire. |
27 | 00:04:08,683 | 00:04:09,751 | Okay. | Okay. |
28 | 00:04:11,786 | 00:04:12,754 | Carl! | Carl! |
29 | 00:04:28,770 | 00:04:33,941 | Now. I want you to cradle Carl in your lap. | Now. I want you to cradle Carl in your lap. |
30 | 00:04:35,342 | 00:04:37,578 | Shouldn't he be in Dave's lap? | Shouldn't he be in Dave's lap? |
31 | 00:04:37,678 | 00:04:40,915 | I promise it'll make sense soon. | I promise it'll make sense soon. |
32 | 00:04:44,118 | 00:04:47,722 | Just imagine I'm Claire, asking you to do this. | Just imagine I'm Claire, asking you to do this. |
33 | 00:04:48,556 | 00:04:50,024 | Now just close your eyes. | Now just close your eyes. |
34 | 00:04:51,424 | 00:04:53,360 | And feel Carl's energy. | And feel Carl's energy. |
35 | 00:04:54,394 | 00:04:55,495 | Inside you. | Inside you. |
36 | 00:05:01,035 | 00:05:02,003 | Okay. | Okay. |
37 | 00:05:06,941 | 00:05:10,912 | - I'm sorry. I just... I don't know if I'm doing... - Remember. | - I'm sorry. I just... I don't know if I'm doing... - Remember. |
38 | 00:05:11,012 | 00:05:12,513 | I'm Claire. | I'm Claire. |
39 | 00:05:14,882 | 00:05:16,751 | - Close your eyes. - Okay. | - Close your eyes. - Okay. |
40 | 00:05:18,719 | 00:05:19,921 | And open up. | And open up. |
41 | 00:05:21,155 | 00:05:23,490 | As wide as you can. | As wide as you can. |
42 | 00:05:29,462 | 00:05:30,698 | Boop. | Boop. |
43 | 00:05:30,798 | 00:05:32,967 | Hey. Could I call Claire about something? | Hey. Could I call Claire about something? |
44 | 00:05:33,067 | 00:05:36,070 | - Actually... just take a second. - Claire is Carl. | - Actually... just take a second. - Claire is Carl. |
45 | 00:05:36,571 | 00:05:40,575 | And Carl is Claire. | And Carl is Claire. |
46 | 00:05:43,778 | 00:05:46,747 | - Right. - Now close your eyes, | - Right. - Now close your eyes, |
47 | 00:05:46,848 | 00:05:52,352 | and picture all the love inside Carl passing through your body. | and picture all the love inside Carl passing through your body. |
48 | 00:05:53,453 | 00:05:55,590 | And joining with your love. | And joining with your love. |
49 | 00:05:56,489 | 00:05:59,060 | And going over toward Dave. | And going over toward Dave. |
50 | 00:06:07,869 | 00:06:08,769 | Did it work? | Did it work? |
51 | 00:06:12,740 | 00:06:13,841 | It didn't work. | It didn't work. |
52 | 00:06:15,209 | 00:06:16,476 | How are you feeling? | How are you feeling? |
53 | 00:06:17,444 | 00:06:20,915 | Uh, I feel fine. I'm just worried about Dave. | Uh, I feel fine. I'm just worried about Dave. |
54 | 00:06:21,515 | 00:06:25,686 | It should have worked as long as everyone involved was... | It should have worked as long as everyone involved was... |
55 | 00:06:26,721 | 00:06:29,690 | Could it maybe be something with Carl? | Could it maybe be something with Carl? |
56 | 00:06:32,727 | 00:06:36,898 | I'm afraid not. Carl is very consistent. | I'm afraid not. Carl is very consistent. |
57 | 00:06:41,202 | 00:06:42,637 | How are you feeling? | How are you feeling? |
58 | 00:06:43,237 | 00:06:45,973 | - I'm, I'm fine, but... - You sure? | - I'm, I'm fine, but... - You sure? |
59 | 00:06:47,174 | 00:06:48,408 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
60 | 00:06:48,910 | 00:06:50,044 | Nothing... | Nothing... |
61 | 00:06:51,846 | 00:06:52,914 | bothering you? | bothering you? |
62 | 00:07:00,154 | 00:07:01,188 | Okay. | Okay. |
63 | 00:07:05,492 | 00:07:07,695 | I'm at the end of my rope. | I'm at the end of my rope. |
64 | 00:07:14,135 | 00:07:15,937 | Now we're getting somewhere. | Now we're getting somewhere. |
65 | 00:07:28,883 | 00:07:31,786 | What is your area of expertise? | What is your area of expertise? |
66 | 00:07:32,553 | 00:07:33,854 | I'm a thing scholar. | I'm a thing scholar. |
67 | 00:07:34,288 | 00:07:36,023 | Isn't that a bit of a dormant field? | Isn't that a bit of a dormant field? |
68 | 00:07:36,524 | 00:07:37,825 | It's actually reemerging. | It's actually reemerging. |
69 | 00:07:37,925 | 00:07:40,127 | I'm writing on the hierarchies of the end scene | I'm writing on the hierarchies of the end scene |
70 | 00:07:40,227 | 00:07:43,064 | in objects, both material and sub-material. | in objects, both material and sub-material. |
71 | 00:07:45,266 | 00:07:46,133 | Go on. | Go on. |
72 | 00:07:47,101 | 00:07:49,770 | How matter can both own and not own itself, | How matter can both own and not own itself, |
73 | 00:07:49,870 | 00:07:52,239 | creating both dissidents and pleasures and | creating both dissidents and pleasures and |
74 | 00:07:52,340 | 00:07:54,775 | traditional post-industrial philosophy. | traditional post-industrial philosophy. |
75 | 00:07:55,876 | 00:07:57,178 | Has that already been covered? | Has that already been covered? |
76 | 00:07:58,379 | 00:08:00,548 | I'm writing about it from the perspective of personhood. | I'm writing about it from the perspective of personhood. |
77 | 00:08:02,216 | 00:08:04,185 | Whose definition of personhood do you use? | Whose definition of personhood do you use? |
78 | 00:08:04,952 | 00:08:06,787 | Neither Hobbes' nor Locke's. | Neither Hobbes' nor Locke's. |
79 | 00:08:08,622 | 00:08:09,790 | I'm intrigued. | I'm intrigued. |
80 | 00:08:10,992 | 00:08:13,694 | When Ahab lost the whale, contingencies of self overcame | When Ahab lost the whale, contingencies of self overcame |
81 | 00:08:13,794 | 00:08:15,495 | his notion of the marine, | his notion of the marine, |
82 | 00:08:15,596 | 00:08:18,099 | and this type of ocularity blurred the membrane | and this type of ocularity blurred the membrane |
83 | 00:08:18,199 | 00:08:19,133 | between thing and object. | between thing and object. |
84 | 00:08:20,001 | 00:08:22,269 | Object could become thing and thing object. | Object could become thing and thing object. |
85 | 00:08:23,204 | 00:08:25,773 | Locke thought of personhood is finite. | Locke thought of personhood is finite. |
86 | 00:08:25,873 | 00:08:29,210 | I'm suggesting, it is neither end or beginning, | I'm suggesting, it is neither end or beginning, |
87 | 00:08:29,310 | 00:08:32,046 | but rather... the north. | but rather... the north. |
88 | 00:08:33,614 | 00:08:36,617 | Ahab's compass was only a metaphor for | Ahab's compass was only a metaphor for |
89 | 00:08:36,717 | 00:08:40,121 | a variation of metempsychosis indistinguishable from | a variation of metempsychosis indistinguishable from |
90 | 00:08:40,221 | 00:08:43,591 | pen, ink, flesh... sand. | pen, ink, flesh... sand. |
91 | 00:08:46,594 | 00:08:48,095 | If you look at it askew, | If you look at it askew, |
92 | 00:08:48,829 | 00:08:50,698 | it is like Caruso's lost shoe. | it is like Caruso's lost shoe. |
93 | 00:08:51,832 | 00:08:53,634 | I'm not fully authorized to do this, | I'm not fully authorized to do this, |
94 | 00:08:53,734 | 00:08:54,935 | but I'd like to offer you a position | but I'd like to offer you a position |
95 | 00:08:55,036 | 00:08:56,937 | on our faculty starting immediately. | on our faculty starting immediately. |
96 | 00:08:58,339 | 00:09:00,174 | Ad infinitum sic rectum. | Ad infinitum sic rectum. |
97 | 00:09:02,843 | 00:09:04,645 | I'll go get the paperwork for you to sign. | I'll go get the paperwork for you to sign. |
98 | 00:09:13,054 | 00:09:14,755 | What is she talking about? | What is she talking about? |
99 | 00:09:17,291 | 00:09:19,160 | I don't know what she's talking about! | I don't know what she's talking about! |
100 | 00:09:20,194 | 00:09:22,897 | I'm such a... I'm such a sham! | I'm such a... I'm such a sham! |
101 | 00:09:24,865 | 00:09:26,133 | I'm such a sham! | I'm such a sham! |
102 | 00:09:28,836 | 00:09:30,204 | I am so stupid! | I am so stupid! |
103 | 00:09:36,777 | 00:09:40,281 | Okay, if you just sign here, here and here. | Okay, if you just sign here, here and here. |
104 | 00:09:44,051 | 00:09:46,654 | - Is everything all right? - Certainly. | - Is everything all right? - Certainly. |
105 | 00:09:51,792 | 00:09:53,060 | Well, I'll see you tomorrow. | Well, I'll see you tomorrow. |
106 | 00:09:54,261 | 00:09:55,930 | Uh, one more thing. | Uh, one more thing. |
107 | 00:09:57,031 | 00:10:00,134 | You can never leave. Just FYI. | You can never leave. Just FYI. |
108 | 00:10:14,281 | 00:10:17,218 | Well, I think I can confidently offer you this job. | Well, I think I can confidently offer you this job. |
109 | 00:10:18,853 | 00:10:19,720 | Really? | Really? |
110 | 00:10:20,888 | 00:10:23,224 | You seem... surprised. | You seem... surprised. |
111 | 00:10:23,824 | 00:10:27,061 | I just didn't think I did that well on the interview. | I just didn't think I did that well on the interview. |
112 | 00:10:27,828 | 00:10:29,730 | If you want my honest opinion. | If you want my honest opinion. |
113 | 00:10:31,232 | 00:10:35,202 | You did about as well as anyone's ever done... in that interview. | You did about as well as anyone's ever done... in that interview. |
114 | 00:10:37,404 | 00:10:40,174 | - It's good to hear. - You basically knocked it out of the park. | - It's good to hear. - You basically knocked it out of the park. |
115 | 00:10:40,741 | 00:10:42,376 | I could really use a job. | I could really use a job. |
116 | 00:10:42,476 | 00:10:44,111 | If jobs were footballs... | If jobs were footballs... |
117 | 00:10:44,912 | 00:10:47,148 | - you just threw a touchdown. - Thanks. | - you just threw a touchdown. - Thanks. |
118 | 00:10:47,448 | 00:10:52,186 | If getting a job were the same as winning a presidential election. | If getting a job were the same as winning a presidential election. |
119 | 00:10:53,988 | 00:10:56,757 | This day was Super Tuesday, and you just won everything, | This day was Super Tuesday, and you just won everything, |
120 | 00:10:56,857 | 00:10:58,058 | but Vermont, you know what I mean? | but Vermont, you know what I mean? |
121 | 00:10:59,360 | 00:11:02,830 | - Sort of. - If you were Schindler, and this job was a list... | - Sort of. - If you were Schindler, and this job was a list... |
122 | 00:11:03,264 | 00:11:04,165 | Uh... | Uh... |
123 | 00:11:05,432 | 00:11:06,767 | I got the job? | I got the job? |
124 | 00:11:07,334 | 00:11:09,703 | No. No. | No. No. |
125 | 00:11:11,472 | 00:11:12,806 | You didn't. | You didn't. |
126 | 00:11:13,174 | 00:11:14,775 | - Okay. - No. | - Okay. - No. |
127 | 00:11:16,377 | 00:11:18,179 | But there is an internship available. | But there is an internship available. |
128 | 00:11:19,780 | 00:11:21,382 | - Really? - Yes. | - Really? - Yes. |
129 | 00:11:22,950 | 00:11:24,151 | What's it for? | What's it for? |
130 | 00:11:24,752 | 00:11:25,986 | It's writing the newsletter | It's writing the newsletter |
131 | 00:11:26,086 | 00:11:28,222 | for the White Male Supremacy Booster Club. | for the White Male Supremacy Booster Club. |
132 | 00:11:30,824 | 00:11:31,959 | Uh... | Uh... |
133 | 00:11:32,760 | 00:11:33,827 | Yeah... | Yeah... |
134 | 00:11:34,094 | 00:11:36,931 | That's not really my thing. | That's not really my thing. |
135 | 00:11:37,364 | 00:11:39,466 | It is a paid internship, | It is a paid internship, |
136 | 00:11:39,568 | 00:11:42,469 | and you'd be in charge of the recycling program. | and you'd be in charge of the recycling program. |
137 | 00:11:43,037 | 00:11:45,239 | Could I just do the recycling part? | Could I just do the recycling part? |
138 | 00:11:45,339 | 00:11:47,741 | No. No. | No. No. |
139 | 00:11:51,111 | 00:11:54,348 | I just don't like the part where the pale people are | I just don't like the part where the pale people are |
140 | 00:11:54,448 | 00:11:57,017 | better than the... brown people. | better than the... brown people. |
141 | 00:11:58,485 | 00:12:00,287 | Let me explain something to you. | Let me explain something to you. |
142 | 00:12:01,488 | 00:12:04,124 | The whole thing is rigged. | The whole thing is rigged. |
143 | 00:12:04,225 | 00:12:06,293 | You know, the whole thing's unfair. | You know, the whole thing's unfair. |
144 | 00:12:09,263 | 00:12:10,130 | What is? | What is? |
145 | 00:12:11,832 | 00:12:13,033 | The whole thing. | The whole thing. |
146 | 00:12:14,401 | 00:12:17,371 | You mean like the government or... | You mean like the government or... |
147 | 00:12:17,471 | 00:12:20,975 | There are five people in charge of everything. I'm one of the five. | There are five people in charge of everything. I'm one of the five. |
148 | 00:12:22,409 | 00:12:26,514 | You guys are interns, so... five people up here, | You guys are interns, so... five people up here, |
149 | 00:12:27,381 | 00:12:29,350 | then all interns. | then all interns. |
150 | 00:12:30,552 | 00:12:31,785 | That's you. | That's you. |
151 | 00:12:32,753 | 00:12:35,523 | - All right. - But this is a paid internship. | - All right. - But this is a paid internship. |
152 | 00:12:35,624 | 00:12:38,325 | So that's a little bit better. | So that's a little bit better. |
153 | 00:13:10,891 | 00:13:12,326 | I know it's really effed up. | I know it's really effed up. |
154 | 00:13:17,464 | 00:13:19,033 | How are the benefits here? | How are the benefits here? |
155 | 00:13:19,534 | 00:13:22,303 | Really good and there's like, | Really good and there's like, |
156 | 00:13:22,403 | 00:13:24,471 | unlimited snacks in the workroom. | unlimited snacks in the workroom. |
157 | 00:13:26,240 | 00:13:27,341 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
158 | 00:13:28,042 | 00:13:30,512 | It's... it's a gilded cage scenario. | It's... it's a gilded cage scenario. |
159 | 00:13:32,212 | 00:13:34,048 | I've never been on one of those before. | I've never been on one of those before. |
160 | 00:13:34,948 | 00:13:37,284 | They're very difficult morally. | They're very difficult morally. |
161 | 00:13:40,522 | 00:13:43,390 | Well, this David Duke spread on page six, | Well, this David Duke spread on page six, |
162 | 00:13:43,924 | 00:13:45,492 | if we pin it up right, | if we pin it up right, |
163 | 00:13:45,593 | 00:13:47,261 | we'll cut him off at the waist. | we'll cut him off at the waist. |
164 | 00:13:48,062 | 00:13:50,164 | But if we go full landscape | But if we go full landscape |
165 | 00:13:50,264 | 00:13:54,168 | across both pages, we can fit his dick and his balls. | across both pages, we can fit his dick and his balls. |
166 | 00:14:06,480 | 00:14:08,148 | Got to go landscape, I guess. | Got to go landscape, I guess. |
167 | 00:14:39,380 | 00:14:42,182 | Recycling is... important? | Recycling is... important? |
168 | 00:14:44,586 | 00:14:47,054 | Do you ever think, like... | Do you ever think, like... |
169 | 00:14:49,691 | 00:14:50,924 | why? | why? |
170 | 00:14:57,998 | 00:14:59,567 | Why is it got to be like this? | Why is it got to be like this? |
171 | 00:15:04,037 | 00:15:05,439 | That'll be 8.32. | That'll be 8.32. |
172 | 00:15:15,683 | 00:15:17,084 | Hello. | Hello. |
173 | 00:15:17,719 | 00:15:19,253 | I'm Guru Dan. | I'm Guru Dan. |
174 | 00:15:20,988 | 00:15:24,158 | There's nothing more difficult than change. | There's nothing more difficult than change. |
175 | 00:15:25,359 | 00:15:27,428 | I'm going to help you change. | I'm going to help you change. |
176 | 00:15:29,531 | 00:15:30,632 | Change... | Change... |
177 | 00:15:32,199 | 00:15:33,200 | starts... | starts... |
178 | 00:15:35,269 | 00:15:36,170 | by... | by... |
179 | 00:16:55,750 | 00:16:57,652 | My name is Bartleby Dumont. | My name is Bartleby Dumont. |
180 | 00:16:58,252 | 00:17:02,790 | And I am a wandering storyteller who has wandered over to your village | And I am a wandering storyteller who has wandered over to your village |
181 | 00:17:02,891 | 00:17:05,627 | just as you would have done so many years ago. | just as you would have done so many years ago. |
182 | 00:17:07,629 | 00:17:09,062 | Today I'm going to tickle your ear | Today I'm going to tickle your ear |
183 | 00:17:10,163 | 00:17:14,769 | with the story from ancient medieval time called "The Wooing of Owlnor." | with the story from ancient medieval time called "The Wooing of Owlnor." |
184 | 00:17:16,103 | 00:17:17,204 | Does anybody know it? | Does anybody know it? |
185 | 00:17:19,239 | 00:17:20,173 | No? | No? |
186 | 00:17:21,543 | 00:17:22,409 | No? | No? |
187 | 00:17:23,678 | 00:17:25,312 | No one. | No one. |
188 | 00:17:26,714 | 00:17:29,116 | It was quite popular in its day. | It was quite popular in its day. |
189 | 00:17:29,751 | 00:17:32,754 | And I tell it in the original Middle English, | And I tell it in the original Middle English, |
190 | 00:17:32,854 | 00:17:35,489 | so that you can hear the texture of the language. | so that you can hear the texture of the language. |
191 | 00:17:37,457 | 00:17:42,195 | Perhaps you recall my Tuesday night readings of the "12 Windows of Bar?" | Perhaps you recall my Tuesday night readings of the "12 Windows of Bar?" |
192 | 00:17:42,830 | 00:17:44,832 | In the original Gaelic tongue. | In the original Gaelic tongue. |
193 | 00:17:47,167 | 00:17:48,335 | You look familiar. | You look familiar. |
194 | 00:17:49,202 | 00:17:50,572 | Were you there? | Were you there? |
195 | 00:17:50,672 | 00:17:51,539 | No. | No. |
196 | 00:17:51,906 | 00:17:54,509 | Ah, well, a blank canvas | Ah, well, a blank canvas |
197 | 00:17:54,609 | 00:17:58,245 | and some rested ears to hear mine word poems. | and some rested ears to hear mine word poems. |
198 | 00:17:59,547 | 00:18:03,818 | Now, I will be telling the unabridged version of "The Wooing of Owlnor." | Now, I will be telling the unabridged version of "The Wooing of Owlnor." |
199 | 00:18:03,918 | 00:18:05,720 | So if anybody needs to take a bathroom break, | So if anybody needs to take a bathroom break, |
200 | 00:18:05,820 | 00:18:07,622 | I will be taking a brief pause | I will be taking a brief pause |
201 | 00:18:07,722 | 00:18:10,190 | at the midpoint of this classic tale | at the midpoint of this classic tale |
202 | 00:18:10,290 | 00:18:11,693 | for that purpose. Yes, ma'am? | for that purpose. Yes, ma'am? |
203 | 00:18:13,160 | 00:18:15,863 | - How long is it? - Eight and a half to nine hours depending on my tempo. | - How long is it? - Eight and a half to nine hours depending on my tempo. |
204 | 00:18:26,708 | 00:18:29,409 | - Should we wait for you? - Don't wait for me. | - Should we wait for you? - Don't wait for me. |
205 | 00:18:30,477 | 00:18:32,145 | Very well, my lady. | Very well, my lady. |
206 | 00:18:32,680 | 00:18:35,482 | And you did remind me to grab my little helper. | And you did remind me to grab my little helper. |
207 | 00:18:41,589 | 00:18:44,324 | Its name is Tick-Tock. | Its name is Tick-Tock. |
208 | 00:18:46,761 | 00:18:48,228 | For obvious reasons. | For obvious reasons. |
209 | 00:18:55,302 | 00:18:59,874 | Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard. | Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard. |
210 | 00:19:01,375 | 00:19:04,646 | Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard. | Vitamins of veal in the very vivacious violent vineyard. |
211 | 00:19:05,980 | 00:19:08,148 | - Yes? - Is that the story? | - Yes? - Is that the story? |
212 | 00:19:08,549 | 00:19:09,817 | No, it's just a warm-up. | No, it's just a warm-up. |
213 | 00:19:10,618 | 00:19:13,320 | It... It doesn't make sense. | It... It doesn't make sense. |
214 | 00:19:13,420 | 00:19:15,690 | Right. No, it's just an old trick of the trade | Right. No, it's just an old trick of the trade |
215 | 00:19:15,790 | 00:19:18,325 | to help with the clarity and diction of my voice. | to help with the clarity and diction of my voice. |
216 | 00:19:18,826 | 00:19:20,561 | The story is about to begin. | The story is about to begin. |
217 | 00:19:20,962 | 00:19:22,897 | I... I don't understand. | I... I don't understand. |
218 | 00:19:22,997 | 00:19:24,666 | Story will begin now. | Story will begin now. |
219 | 00:20:02,570 | 00:20:07,240 | When Zephyrus blurn her thartly slippers... | When Zephyrus blurn her thartly slippers... |
220 | 00:20:08,643 | 00:20:14,582 | and son larfed vaiter and murn in thine deep swarth... | and son larfed vaiter and murn in thine deep swarth... |
221 | 00:20:15,717 | 00:20:19,821 | they frarked and frarred against wintry scar. | they frarked and frarred against wintry scar. |
222 | 00:20:21,723 | 00:20:25,392 | Alark, a churnel full of boonies. | Alark, a churnel full of boonies. |
223 | 00:20:27,695 | 00:20:28,830 | Behold. | Behold. |
224 | 00:20:30,531 | 00:20:34,367 | There spied the larvely Owlnor. | There spied the larvely Owlnor. |
225 | 00:20:38,573 | 00:20:40,508 | And he begunth to woo. | And he begunth to woo. |
226 | 00:21:12,974 | 00:21:13,908 | Owlnor? | Owlnor? |
227 | 00:21:34,061 | 00:21:34,929 | Hey. | Hey. |
228 | 00:21:38,966 | 00:21:39,901 | Um... | Um... |
229 | 00:21:40,768 | 00:21:42,469 | Can I help you with something? | Can I help you with something? |
230 | 00:21:46,741 | 00:21:48,009 | Do you need help? | Do you need help? |
231 | 00:21:53,548 | 00:21:56,349 | Have you been in some sort of accident? | Have you been in some sort of accident? |
232 | 00:22:01,923 | 00:22:03,658 | Are you disoriented? | Are you disoriented? |
233 | 00:22:05,726 | 00:22:06,828 | Um... | Um... |
234 | 00:22:09,597 | 00:22:11,599 | Have you lost someone recently? | Have you lost someone recently? |
235 | 00:22:13,634 | 00:22:15,036 | Someone close to you? | Someone close to you? |
236 | 00:22:19,006 | 00:22:20,440 | Are you lonely? | Are you lonely? |
237 | 00:22:25,947 | 00:22:26,948 | Okay. | Okay. |
238 | 00:22:28,516 | 00:22:30,785 | Well... Why don't you come on in? | Well... Why don't you come on in? |
239 | 00:22:40,895 | 00:22:42,495 | You should eat something. | You should eat something. |
240 | 00:22:52,506 | 00:22:54,942 | Maybe you could stay here for a while. | Maybe you could stay here for a while. |
241 | 00:22:55,910 | 00:22:57,511 | Till you get back on your feet. | Till you get back on your feet. |
242 | 00:22:58,846 | 00:23:00,014 | Would you like that? | Would you like that? |
243 | 00:23:05,887 | 00:23:07,688 | Do you want to lie down for a bit? | Do you want to lie down for a bit? |
244 | 00:23:24,972 | 00:23:26,107 | There there. | There there. |
245 | 00:24:39,880 | 00:24:41,615 | I want to get off! | I want to get off! |
246 | 00:24:43,684 | 00:24:46,787 | I want to get off! | I want to get off! |
247 | 00:24:50,324 | 00:24:52,727 | I don't like this! | I don't like this! |
248 | 00:24:56,697 | 00:24:57,832 | Humans. | Humans. |
249 | 00:25:05,272 | 00:25:07,008 | They struggle so... | They struggle so... |
250 | 00:25:11,879 | 00:25:13,114 | endlessly. | endlessly. |
251 | 00:25:19,987 | 00:25:21,822 | Like the turning of the Earth. | Like the turning of the Earth. |
252 | 00:25:26,827 | 00:25:28,195 | As the Earth turns... | As the Earth turns... |
253 | 00:25:29,830 | 00:25:30,965 | do we move? | do we move? |
254 | 00:25:34,735 | 00:25:35,736 | Do we change? | Do we change? |
255 | 00:25:37,738 | 00:25:39,874 | Are we moving without knowing it? | Are we moving without knowing it? |
256 | 00:25:43,944 | 00:25:46,280 | Or are we repeating our patterns? | Or are we repeating our patterns? |
257 | 00:25:49,050 | 00:25:50,017 | Again. | Again. |
258 | 00:25:54,155 | 00:25:55,056 | And again. | And again. |
259 | 00:26:01,695 | 00:26:02,596 | And again. | And again. |
260 | 00:26:17,011 | 00:26:18,913 | I'm so glad you're able to get off work today. | I'm so glad you're able to get off work today. |
261 | 00:26:20,114 | 00:26:22,950 | Yeah, it's good to have some time off. | Yeah, it's good to have some time off. |
262 | 00:26:25,052 | 00:26:27,988 | There's something that I've been wanting to talk to you about. | There's something that I've been wanting to talk to you about. |
263 | 00:26:28,889 | 00:26:30,357 | Okay, um... | Okay, um... |
264 | 00:26:32,660 | 00:26:34,061 | I love talking about stuff. | I love talking about stuff. |
265 | 00:26:36,430 | 00:26:39,967 | I was just thinking I wish we had more time | I was just thinking I wish we had more time |
266 | 00:26:40,701 | 00:26:42,903 | to talk about stuff, | to talk about stuff, |
267 | 00:26:43,003 | 00:26:45,906 | and I would love it if we did... | and I would love it if we did... |
268 | 00:26:47,274 | 00:26:48,642 | ...have more time. | ...have more time. |
269 | 00:26:49,243 | 00:26:50,277 | And... | And... |
270 | 00:26:51,812 | 00:26:53,214 | That's a relief to hear that. | That's a relief to hear that. |
271 | 00:26:54,782 | 00:26:57,384 | So, um... | So, um... |
272 | 00:26:59,120 | 00:27:01,722 | - What's up? - What would you think about moving in together? | - What's up? - What would you think about moving in together? |
273 | 00:27:11,298 | 00:27:12,666 | I mean, we love each other. | I mean, we love each other. |
274 | 00:27:13,801 | 00:27:15,369 | So what's stopping us? | So what's stopping us? |
275 | 00:27:24,311 | 00:27:25,179 | Honey? | Honey? |
276 | 00:27:29,750 | 00:27:31,085 | Good morning, sweetheart. | Good morning, sweetheart. |
277 | 00:27:34,455 | 00:27:37,024 | I have got your favorite eggs, | I have got your favorite eggs, |
278 | 00:27:37,124 | 00:27:39,426 | and your favorite scone from Clarndorvers. | and your favorite scone from Clarndorvers. |
279 | 00:27:39,528 | 00:27:43,030 | - Thank you, it's very thoughtful. - That's, um, that's coffee. | - Thank you, it's very thoughtful. - That's, um, that's coffee. |
280 | 00:27:43,130 | 00:27:45,065 | And it's got the cream already included. | And it's got the cream already included. |
281 | 00:27:45,166 | 00:27:47,001 | - It's just the way I like it. - Yeah. | - It's just the way I like it. - Yeah. |
282 | 00:27:50,070 | 00:27:53,941 | So... So I was thinking that, you know, | So... So I was thinking that, you know, |
283 | 00:27:54,041 | 00:27:59,180 | maybe we could just start talking about the possibility of, uh... | maybe we could just start talking about the possibility of, uh... |
284 | 00:28:00,881 | 00:28:01,916 | You know, maybe... | You know, maybe... |
285 | 00:28:02,850 | 00:28:06,420 | Maybe you retiring your wild oats and we... | Maybe you retiring your wild oats and we... |
286 | 00:28:07,221 | 00:28:08,289 | start a family. | start a family. |
287 | 00:28:18,966 | 00:28:21,268 | I mean, we're not getting any younger, right? | I mean, we're not getting any younger, right? |
288 | 00:29:17,324 | 00:29:21,028 | You will become something new. | You will become something new. |
289 | 00:29:23,097 | 00:29:26,333 | Something no one has ever seen. | Something no one has ever seen. |
290 | 00:29:29,003 | 00:29:34,308 | You will transform, and all the old worries will fall away. | You will transform, and all the old worries will fall away. |
291 | 00:29:36,010 | 00:29:39,213 | You will become your full-self. | You will become your full-self. |
292 | 00:29:47,555 | 00:29:50,357 | I now pronounce you husband and wife. | I now pronounce you husband and wife. |
293 | 00:29:55,996 | 00:29:59,967 | I now pronounce you husband and wife. | I now pronounce you husband and wife. |
294 | 00:30:37,905 | 00:30:41,141 | I told you so. | I told you so. |
295 | 00:30:46,413 | 00:30:50,017 | Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. | Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. |
296 | 00:30:56,190 | 00:30:58,459 | Bang. Bang! | Bang. Bang! |
297 | 00:31:01,228 | 00:31:02,262 | Phew. | Phew. |
298 | 00:31:03,163 | 00:31:04,064 | Phew. | Phew. |
299 | 00:31:05,366 | 00:31:06,634 | Phew. | Phew. |
300 | 00:31:13,173 | 00:31:14,375 | Pepperoni! | Pepperoni! |
301 | 00:31:25,452 | 00:31:27,622 | Door's open. | Door's open. |
302 | 00:31:34,995 | 00:31:35,663 | Come on in. | Come on in. |
303 | 00:31:41,703 | 00:31:44,606 | Mm. Smells good. | Mm. Smells good. |
304 | 00:31:50,512 | 00:31:51,478 | Oh. | Oh. |
305 | 00:31:52,112 | 00:31:53,013 | Give me, give me. | Give me, give me. |
306 | 00:31:54,014 | 00:31:54,915 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
307 | 00:31:57,084 | 00:31:58,586 | I tipped you with my remote. | I tipped you with my remote. |
308 | 00:32:00,220 | 00:32:02,456 | It's all connected. All of it! | It's all connected. All of it! |
309 | 00:32:03,457 | 00:32:05,359 | Me. The TV. | Me. The TV. |
310 | 00:32:06,126 | 00:32:09,631 | My computer. You. The phone. | My computer. You. The phone. |
311 | 00:32:10,632 | 00:32:11,633 | Join us. | Join us. |
312 | 00:32:15,202 | 00:32:16,170 | Mm. | Mm. |
313 | 00:33:05,787 | 00:33:06,987 | Hey. | Hey. |
314 | 00:33:08,355 | 00:33:09,323 | Hey. | Hey. |
315 | 00:33:11,258 | 00:33:12,459 | Can I come inside? | Can I come inside? |
316 | 00:33:40,153 | 00:33:42,389 | Tea upsets my stomach. | Tea upsets my stomach. |
317 | 00:33:43,725 | 00:33:45,459 | Do you have any juice? | Do you have any juice? |
318 | 00:33:46,460 | 00:33:47,461 | Sure. | Sure. |
319 | 00:33:54,836 | 00:33:56,771 | Do you like juice? | Do you like juice? |
320 | 00:34:01,308 | 00:34:02,342 | Me too. | Me too. |
321 | 00:34:11,719 | 00:34:12,720 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
322 | 00:34:22,764 | 00:34:24,566 | Would you guys like sandwiches? | Would you guys like sandwiches? |
323 | 00:34:26,634 | 00:34:27,602 | Crust. | Crust. |
324 | 00:34:29,369 | 00:34:30,237 | Right? | Right? |
325 | 00:34:39,814 | 00:34:41,348 | Do you like sandwiches? | Do you like sandwiches? |
326 | 00:34:47,889 | 00:34:49,256 | Do you like crust? | Do you like crust? |
327 | 00:34:53,561 | 00:34:56,798 | A wandering storyteller once told me a tale. | A wandering storyteller once told me a tale. |
328 | 00:34:58,465 | 00:35:00,868 | It was very long and I did not like it. | It was very long and I did not like it. |
329 | 00:35:02,369 | 00:35:06,373 | It involved a woman whose beauty was to die for. | It involved a woman whose beauty was to die for. |
330 | 00:35:10,210 | 00:35:12,379 | I think today I have found that woman. | I think today I have found that woman. |
331 | 00:35:16,884 | 00:35:18,720 | The boring story teller. | The boring story teller. |
332 | 00:35:19,787 | 00:35:21,288 | He gave me something. | He gave me something. |
333 | 00:36:42,870 | 00:36:48,643 | ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪ | ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪ |
334 | 00:36:49,577 | 00:36:55,382 | ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪ | ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪ |
335 | 00:36:55,883 | 00:37:00,922 | ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪ | ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪ |
336 | 00:37:02,456 | 00:37:09,429 | ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪ | ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪ |
337 | 00:37:10,932 | 00:37:16,738 | ♪ Because there's no way a girl like you ♪ | ♪ Because there's no way a girl like you ♪ |
338 | 00:37:17,739 | 00:37:23,644 | ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪ | ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪ |
339 | 00:37:24,512 | 00:37:30,017 | ♪ No, there is no way a girl like you ♪ | ♪ No, there is no way a girl like you ♪ |
340 | 00:37:30,651 | 00:37:37,592 | ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪ | ♪ Would be with a man like me ♪ |
341 | 00:37:40,027 | 00:37:42,864 | ♪ So I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ | ♪ So I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ |
342 | 00:37:42,964 | 00:37:47,969 | ♪ Until I get you ♪ | ♪ Until I get you ♪ |
343 | 00:37:49,737 | 00:37:52,006 | ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ | ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ |
344 | 00:37:52,106 | 00:37:57,879 | ♪ And you'll see ♪ | ♪ And you'll see ♪ |
345 | 00:37:58,880 | 00:38:01,516 | ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ | ♪ I'll pretend I'm on top ♪ |
346 | 00:38:01,616 | 00:38:06,319 | ♪ Until I get ♪ | ♪ Until I get ♪ |
347 | 00:38:06,419 | 00:38:10,658 | ♪ You ♪ | ♪ You ♪ |
348 | 00:38:12,960 | 00:38:16,964 | ♪ And then maybe you'll be able ♪ | ♪ And then maybe you'll be able ♪ |
349 | 00:38:17,064 | 00:38:22,870 | ♪ To bear ♪ | ♪ To bear ♪ |
350 | 00:38:23,604 | 00:38:28,075 | ♪ To see ♪ | ♪ To see ♪ |
351 | 00:38:28,176 | 00:38:34,015 | ♪ The real bottom ♪ | ♪ The real bottom ♪ |
352 | 00:38:35,616 | 00:38:39,587 | ♪ Of ♪ | ♪ Of ♪ |
353 | 00:38:39,687 | 00:38:45,026 | ♪ Me ♪ | ♪ Me ♪ |
354 | 00:40:29,063 | 00:40:30,064 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
355 | 00:40:31,032 | 00:40:32,600 | It's so hard. | It's so hard. |
356 | 00:40:32,700 | 00:40:34,835 | - It's getting worse. - I can't bear. | - It's getting worse. - I can't bear. |
357 | 00:40:35,670 | 00:40:38,773 | - I can't do anything. - I'm such a worthless piece of crap. | - I can't do anything. - I'm such a worthless piece of crap. |
358 | 00:40:47,148 | 00:40:48,716 | I stole an old lady's purse. | I stole an old lady's purse. |
359 | 00:40:51,018 | 00:40:52,520 | I killed a cop. | I killed a cop. |
360 | 00:41:18,245 | 00:41:19,914 | It is accomplished. | It is accomplished. |
361 | 00:42:23,110 | 00:42:24,111 | Ah! | Ah! |
362 | 00:43:44,725 | 00:43:51,365 | You're not living up to your potential. | You're not living up to your potential. |
363 | 00:44:19,493 | 00:44:23,030 | Everything is very, very bad, and getting worse. | Everything is very, very bad, and getting worse. |
364 | 00:44:23,130 | 00:44:25,332 | Time is running out for us and our children. | Time is running out for us and our children. |
365 | 00:44:25,432 | 00:44:28,369 | No signs of letting up here or anywhere. | No signs of letting up here or anywhere. |
366 | 00:44:28,469 | 00:44:31,772 | This is Gene Larpington with TBC News Five. | This is Gene Larpington with TBC News Five. |
367 | 00:44:34,942 | 00:44:37,244 | The world will be ending shortly. | The world will be ending shortly. |
368 | 00:44:53,928 | 00:44:55,062 | Listen, Chazz. | Listen, Chazz. |
369 | 00:44:56,565 | 00:45:00,301 | I want you to know that all of my life people have looked down on me, | I want you to know that all of my life people have looked down on me, |
370 | 00:45:00,401 | 00:45:02,269 | because of the color of my skin. | because of the color of my skin. |
371 | 00:45:03,538 | 00:45:05,339 | But you have never done that. | But you have never done that. |
372 | 00:45:06,173 | 00:45:09,476 | Because you are the only non-racist I have ever met. | Because you are the only non-racist I have ever met. |
373 | 00:45:10,110 | 00:45:12,880 | And I am going to be your black friend. | And I am going to be your black friend. |
374 | 00:45:18,319 | 00:45:20,287 | Would you like to play basketball with me? | Would you like to play basketball with me? |
375 | 00:45:21,121 | 00:45:24,058 | But I'm not good at basketball. | But I'm not good at basketball. |
376 | 00:45:24,892 | 00:45:25,993 | I'll help you. | I'll help you. |
377 | 00:45:27,861 | 00:45:28,829 | Really? | Really? |
378 | 00:45:29,330 | 00:45:30,397 | Yes. | Yes. |
379 | 00:45:31,498 | 00:45:35,002 | But first I'm going to teach you a special handshake | But first I'm going to teach you a special handshake |
380 | 00:45:35,102 | 00:45:36,337 | that only black people know. | that only black people know. |
381 | 00:45:37,137 | 00:45:38,072 | You will? | You will? |
382 | 00:45:38,806 | 00:45:42,243 | Yes. And it goes like this. | Yes. And it goes like this. |
383 | 00:46:11,071 | 00:46:12,540 | Chazz, baby. | Chazz, baby. |
384 | 00:47:24,478 | 00:47:28,082 | Couplehood enforcing the capitalist paradigm. | Couplehood enforcing the capitalist paradigm. |
385 | 00:47:49,236 | 00:47:50,605 | Sentimentality. | Sentimentality. |
386 | 00:48:08,590 | 00:48:10,023 | My PhD. | My PhD. |
387 | 00:48:38,986 | 00:48:39,687 | God. | God. |
388 | 00:49:33,265 | 00:49:35,601 | I can not ejaculate. | I can not ejaculate. |
389 | 00:50:24,441 | 00:50:29,530 | I am committed to hopelessness | I am committed to hopelessness |
390 | 00:51:24,919 | 00:51:27,589 | Breaking news. Another thing just happened. | Breaking news. Another thing just happened. |
391 | 00:51:27,689 | 00:51:30,725 | We told you it was coming. And now it's actually here. | We told you it was coming. And now it's actually here. |
392 | 00:51:30,825 | 00:51:33,193 | We told you and you did not listen. | We told you and you did not listen. |
393 | 00:51:33,293 | 00:51:35,429 | And now it's officially too late. | And now it's officially too late. |
394 | 00:52:47,969 | 00:52:48,936 | Ah! | Ah! |
395 | 00:54:38,880 | 00:54:39,881 | I... | I... |
396 | 00:54:42,116 | 00:54:43,584 | am a sham. | am a sham. |
397 | 00:55:15,516 | 00:55:17,018 | He's a total genius. | He's a total genius. |
398 | 00:55:20,955 | 00:55:21,989 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
399 | 00:55:22,924 | 00:55:24,525 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
400 | 00:55:37,638 | 00:55:41,075 | I would lay that kind of minute just to be able to touch that fire. | I would lay that kind of minute just to be able to touch that fire. |
401 | 00:55:45,079 | 00:55:48,015 | Be like sleeping with Vincent van Gogh. | Be like sleeping with Vincent van Gogh. |
402 | 00:55:56,456 | 00:55:57,424 | Really? | Really? |
403 | 00:56:18,880 | 00:56:19,981 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
404 | 00:56:33,527 | 00:56:35,029 | He is a genius. | He is a genius. |
405 | 00:57:51,272 | 00:57:53,708 | He is a genius. | He is a genius. |
406 | 00:58:47,595 | 00:58:48,763 | Oh, really? | Oh, really? |
407 | 00:58:54,368 | 00:58:57,705 | Garushta says, if we sit in our sorrow... | Garushta says, if we sit in our sorrow... |
408 | 00:58:58,773 | 00:59:00,674 | ...we will become sorrow. | ...we will become sorrow. |
409 | 00:59:02,710 | 00:59:03,911 | Think about that. | Think about that. |
410 | 00:59:07,148 | 00:59:09,750 | If we sit in our sorrow... | If we sit in our sorrow... |
411 | 00:59:11,652 | 00:59:13,287 | we become sorrow. | we become sorrow. |
412 | 00:59:15,656 | 00:59:18,926 | If we sit... in our sorrow... | If we sit... in our sorrow... |
413 | 00:59:20,327 | 00:59:21,695 | we become... | we become... |
414 | 00:59:23,097 | 00:59:24,131 | sorrow. | sorrow. |
415 | 00:59:32,873 | 00:59:35,576 | Really. Think about that. | Really. Think about that. |
416 | 00:59:47,755 | 00:59:51,859 | Sometimes joy feels very hard to come by. | Sometimes joy feels very hard to come by. |
417 | 00:59:55,296 | 00:59:58,099 | We must find joy in the small things. | We must find joy in the small things. |
418 | 01:00:10,778 | 01:00:13,981 | I've got these freeloaders in my house. | I've got these freeloaders in my house. |
419 | 01:00:15,216 | 01:00:19,386 | And they're really sweet and I don't want to hurt their feelings. | And they're really sweet and I don't want to hurt their feelings. |
420 | 01:00:23,257 | 01:00:26,393 | But I kind of want my house back. | But I kind of want my house back. |
421 | 01:00:35,035 | 01:00:36,337 | What's the point? | What's the point? |
422 | 01:00:40,141 | 01:00:42,009 | I guess I just want to know. | I guess I just want to know. |
423 | 01:00:43,144 | 01:00:47,047 | If it's okay to cause suffering to take out my home. | If it's okay to cause suffering to take out my home. |
424 | 01:00:50,751 | 01:00:51,886 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
425 | 01:00:53,287 | 01:00:58,926 | Um, my friend Claire was adamant that you were the one to help me. | Um, my friend Claire was adamant that you were the one to help me. |
426 | 01:00:59,727 | 01:01:03,130 | I paid Claire $100 per referral. | I paid Claire $100 per referral. |
427 | 01:01:05,833 | 01:01:06,901 | No. | No. |
428 | 01:01:07,001 | 01:01:09,103 | There's a guru in Glen Falls. | There's a guru in Glen Falls. |
429 | 01:01:09,203 | 01:01:10,905 | I can give you the number for. | I can give you the number for. |
430 | 01:02:16,538 | 01:02:19,473 | I bet this food is going to suck. | I bet this food is going to suck. |
431 | 01:02:34,154 | 01:02:36,524 | I bet that guy has bad BO. | I bet that guy has bad BO. |
432 | 01:02:57,911 | 01:02:59,046 | I was wrong. | I was wrong. |
433 | 01:03:24,572 | 01:03:27,975 | Nice outfit! | Nice outfit! |
434 | 01:04:09,416 | 01:04:16,123 | ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪ | ♪ If I could reach the top to show you ♪ |
435 | 01:04:16,223 | 01:04:21,929 | ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪ | ♪ Just how much that I have inside ♪ |
436 | 01:04:22,530 | 01:04:27,569 | ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪ | ♪ But I'm down here waiting at the bottom ♪ |
437 | 01:04:29,069 | 01:04:36,076 | ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪ | ♪ And that's what I've got to hide ♪ |
438 | 01:05:15,449 | 01:05:18,553 | ♪ I'm back on top that's the gift you gave me ♪ | ♪ I'm back on top that's the gift you gave me ♪ |
439 | 01:05:18,653 | 01:05:23,023 | ♪ I'm back on top somehow ♪ | ♪ I'm back on top somehow ♪ |
440 | 01:05:23,123 | 01:05:26,226 | ♪ I'm back on top and the song will lift me ♪ | ♪ I'm back on top and the song will lift me ♪ |
441 | 01:05:26,326 | 01:05:31,699 | ♪ The bottom is so far below me now ♪ | ♪ The bottom is so far below me now ♪ |
442 | 01:05:32,299 | 01:05:35,603 | ♪ I'm back on top with the gift you gave me ♪ | ♪ I'm back on top with the gift you gave me ♪ |
443 | 01:05:35,703 | 01:05:40,040 | ♪ You're wrapped up in a bow ♪ | ♪ You're wrapped up in a bow ♪ |
444 | 01:05:42,376 | 01:05:46,113 | ♪ Life is good ♪ | ♪ Life is good ♪ |
445 | 01:05:46,213 | 01:05:50,117 | ♪ That's the message I'm singing ♪ | ♪ That's the message I'm singing ♪ |
446 | 01:05:50,217 | 01:05:54,254 | ♪ The sun looks down with a smile ♪ | ♪ The sun looks down with a smile ♪ |
447 | 01:06:03,430 | 01:06:06,734 | ♪ Life is good ♪ | ♪ Life is good ♪ |
448 | 01:06:08,536 | 01:06:12,339 | ♪ And it's worth living ♪ | ♪ And it's worth living ♪ |
449 | 01:06:12,439 | 01:06:17,444 | ♪ I'm going to put my bottom away for a while ♪ | ♪ I'm going to put my bottom away for a while ♪ |
450 | 01:06:51,478 | 01:06:53,715 | And then he came up behind me | And then he came up behind me |
451 | 01:06:53,815 | 01:06:55,482 | and took my purse. | and took my purse. |
452 | 01:06:56,316 | 01:06:58,285 | And could you point to that person please? | And could you point to that person please? |
453 | 01:07:05,593 | 01:07:08,630 | Let the record show that she has pointed out the defendant. | Let the record show that she has pointed out the defendant. |
454 | 01:07:11,198 | 01:07:13,066 | And this was the purse that he stole? | And this was the purse that he stole? |
455 | 01:07:17,672 | 01:07:18,573 | Yes. | Yes. |
456 | 01:07:19,541 | 01:07:21,041 | And what did he do next? | And what did he do next? |
457 | 01:07:22,442 | 01:07:26,179 | When I tried to get it back from him, he started hitting me with it. | When I tried to get it back from him, he started hitting me with it. |
458 | 01:07:26,280 | 01:07:28,348 | - Objection! - On what grounds? | - Objection! - On what grounds? |
459 | 01:07:28,448 | 01:07:31,318 | She is stating facts that she witnessed herself. | She is stating facts that she witnessed herself. |
460 | 01:07:35,690 | 01:07:38,191 | Your Honor, back home, we had a saying, | Your Honor, back home, we had a saying, |
461 | 01:07:38,693 | 01:07:42,162 | a rooster in a henhouse will get you some eggs. | a rooster in a henhouse will get you some eggs. |
462 | 01:07:43,130 | 01:07:45,499 | Now if those eggs come out scrambled, | Now if those eggs come out scrambled, |
463 | 01:07:45,600 | 01:07:48,770 | you could complain to the good Lord, and try to put them back in the hen. | you could complain to the good Lord, and try to put them back in the hen. |
464 | 01:07:50,370 | 01:07:53,373 | Or you could serve them up with some hoppin' john. | Or you could serve them up with some hoppin' john. |
465 | 01:07:54,341 | 01:07:56,076 | I think I know what I'd do. | I think I know what I'd do. |
466 | 01:07:57,344 | 01:07:58,746 | Sustained. | Sustained. |
467 | 01:07:59,413 | 01:08:00,414 | Really? | Really? |
468 | 01:08:00,882 | 01:08:03,250 | - Counselor. - No further questions. | - Counselor. - No further questions. |
469 | 01:08:04,217 | 01:08:05,553 | Ms. Sludge. | Ms. Sludge. |
470 | 01:08:07,589 | 01:08:11,759 | Are you in the habit of making a mockery of the US justice system? | Are you in the habit of making a mockery of the US justice system? |
471 | 01:08:12,560 | 01:08:17,264 | Or should I say, when did making a mockery of the justice system | Or should I say, when did making a mockery of the justice system |
472 | 01:08:17,364 | 01:08:18,533 | become regular habit? | become regular habit? |
473 | 01:08:20,167 | 01:08:21,101 | I... | I... |
474 | 01:08:21,603 | 01:08:23,337 | - I... - What's that? | - I... - What's that? |
475 | 01:08:24,471 | 01:08:25,506 | What's that? | What's that? |
476 | 01:08:27,542 | 01:08:31,646 | I... I don't make a mockery of the US justice system. | I... I don't make a mockery of the US justice system. |
477 | 01:08:32,212 | 01:08:34,314 | Well, sounds like you're not sure. | Well, sounds like you're not sure. |
478 | 01:08:35,550 | 01:08:37,284 | I... I just don't, I don't understand. | I... I just don't, I don't understand. |
479 | 01:08:37,384 | 01:08:41,188 | I think every Beatrice and Joe here understands. | I think every Beatrice and Joe here understands. |
480 | 01:08:41,956 | 01:08:47,294 | Why it's just this simple as sweet tea on a summer day? Don't you think? | Why it's just this simple as sweet tea on a summer day? Don't you think? |
481 | 01:08:49,363 | 01:08:54,702 | Go pretty good with some of momma's buttermilk biscuits, don't it? | Go pretty good with some of momma's buttermilk biscuits, don't it? |
482 | 01:08:55,903 | 01:08:57,270 | I guess. | I guess. |
483 | 01:08:58,338 | 01:09:01,676 | - I do like Southern food. - No further questions. | - I do like Southern food. - No further questions. |
484 | 01:09:03,310 | 01:09:04,411 | We've reached a verdict. | We've reached a verdict. |
485 | 01:09:04,512 | 01:09:05,513 | objection. | objection. |
486 | 01:09:05,613 | 01:09:06,881 | I'll allow it. | I'll allow it. |
487 | 01:09:07,682 | 01:09:08,850 | Can they do that? | Can they do that? |
488 | 01:09:08,950 | 01:09:10,417 | We, the people... | We, the people... |
489 | 01:09:11,218 | 01:09:13,855 | found Beatrice Sledge guilty. | found Beatrice Sledge guilty. |
490 | 01:09:14,522 | 01:09:16,524 | - But I'm not on trial! - Bailiff. | - But I'm not on trial! - Bailiff. |
491 | 01:09:16,991 | 01:09:18,191 | Take her away. | Take her away. |
492 | 01:09:20,327 | 01:09:22,730 | No, no, no. I don't... You don't understand. | No, no, no. I don't... You don't understand. |
493 | 01:09:22,830 | 01:09:25,332 | I mean, he stole my purse, I was the victim. | I mean, he stole my purse, I was the victim. |
494 | 01:09:25,432 | 01:09:26,734 | I'm the victim! | I'm the victim! |
495 | 01:09:26,834 | 01:09:28,803 | I'm the victim of a purse theft! | I'm the victim of a purse theft! |
496 | 01:09:28,903 | 01:09:31,606 | I am an innocent person! No! | I am an innocent person! No! |
497 | 01:09:32,006 | 01:09:33,574 | No! I'm innocent! | No! I'm innocent! |
498 | 01:09:34,509 | 01:09:36,309 | What... Help me! | What... Help me! |
499 | 01:09:36,577 | 01:09:37,812 | I'm an innocent person. | I'm an innocent person. |
500 | 01:09:40,982 | 01:09:42,215 | Last meal. | Last meal. |
501 | 01:09:48,355 | 01:09:50,658 | What's this? I ordered osso buco. | What's this? I ordered osso buco. |
502 | 01:09:51,592 | 01:09:56,263 | Scrambled eggs, hoppin' john, sweet tea and momma's buttermilk biscuits. | Scrambled eggs, hoppin' john, sweet tea and momma's buttermilk biscuits. |
503 | 01:09:56,564 | 01:09:58,533 | Mm, mm. | Mm, mm. |
504 | 01:10:00,034 | 01:10:01,268 | Mother effers. | Mother effers. |
505 | 01:10:01,769 | 01:10:04,371 | T. O. | T. O. |
506 | 01:10:04,972 | 01:10:05,940 | M. | M. |
507 | 01:10:06,741 | 01:10:07,809 | Tom. | Tom. |
508 | 01:10:08,543 | 01:10:10,978 | T. Try. | T. Try. |
509 | 01:10:11,979 | 01:10:12,914 | O. | O. |
510 | 01:10:13,514 | 01:10:14,749 | On target. | On target. |
511 | 01:10:15,516 | 01:10:16,416 | M. | M. |
512 | 01:10:16,751 | 01:10:18,953 | Maximum result. | Maximum result. |
513 | 01:10:33,000 | 01:10:38,005 | Don't you have anything to say to your old moms? | Don't you have anything to say to your old moms? |
514 | 01:11:32,425 | 01:11:33,293 | Moms? | Moms? |
515 | 01:11:43,738 | 01:11:44,605 | Hey. | Hey. |
516 | 01:11:55,983 | 01:11:57,018 | Sir? | Sir? |
517 | 01:12:07,562 | 01:12:10,097 | There's no reason you should know this, but you're actually interviewing | There's no reason you should know this, but you're actually interviewing |
518 | 01:12:10,198 | 01:12:11,666 | for Ms. Pott's position. | for Ms. Pott's position. |
519 | 01:12:12,399 | 01:12:13,501 | She, um... | She, um... |
520 | 01:12:15,736 | 01:12:18,039 | She passed away recently and... | She passed away recently and... |
521 | 01:12:19,173 | 01:12:20,440 | She was my mother. | She was my mother. |
522 | 01:12:21,909 | 01:12:22,910 | Oh, I'm... | Oh, I'm... |
523 | 01:12:23,544 | 01:12:25,112 | very sorry to hear that. | very sorry to hear that. |
524 | 01:12:26,180 | 01:12:28,683 | Yeah. It was a terrible loss. It, um.. | Yeah. It was a terrible loss. It, um.. |
525 | 01:12:33,087 | 01:12:34,522 | Dust to dust. | Dust to dust. |
526 | 01:12:36,023 | 01:12:37,758 | Ashes to ashes. | Ashes to ashes. |
527 | 01:12:45,933 | 01:12:47,635 | Tell me about yourself. | Tell me about yourself. |
528 | 01:12:47,735 | 01:12:51,873 | Okay. Uh. My name is Jane. It's... | Okay. Uh. My name is Jane. It's... |
529 | 01:12:53,207 | 01:12:54,374 | J. | J. |
530 | 01:12:58,613 | 01:12:59,680 | A. | A. |
531 | 01:13:03,050 | 01:13:03,985 | N. | N. |
532 | 01:13:11,025 | 01:13:11,993 | E. | E. |
533 | 01:13:12,860 | 01:13:13,794 | E. | E. |
534 | 01:13:14,461 | 01:13:15,129 | Got it. | Got it. |
535 | 01:13:16,097 | 01:13:17,164 | So... | So... |
536 | 01:13:18,099 | 01:13:19,399 | Who is... | Who is... |
537 | 01:13:20,167 | 01:13:21,434 | Anne? | Anne? |
538 | 01:13:22,203 | 01:13:23,436 | Uh, who? | Uh, who? |
539 | 01:13:24,805 | 01:13:26,908 | Jane. Jane. Who is Jane? | Jane. Jane. Who is Jane? |
540 | 01:13:27,775 | 01:13:32,013 | Okay. Well, I'm from upstate. I, uh... | Okay. Well, I'm from upstate. I, uh... |
541 | 01:13:32,613 | 01:13:34,749 | enjoy outdoor sports. | enjoy outdoor sports. |
542 | 01:13:34,849 | 01:13:39,687 | I first got interested in nanotech research when I was doing a program. | I first got interested in nanotech research when I was doing a program. |
543 | 01:13:41,088 | 01:13:42,455 | During high school. | During high school. |
544 | 01:13:44,759 | 01:13:45,760 | Hello. | Hello. |
545 | 01:13:46,994 | 01:13:49,163 | Ms. Potts, could you please bring us some decaf coffee? | Ms. Potts, could you please bring us some decaf coffee? |
546 | 01:13:51,065 | 01:13:55,836 | Oh, I... I thought Mrs. Potts has passed away. | Oh, I... I thought Mrs. Potts has passed away. |
547 | 01:14:03,277 | 01:14:04,979 | Excuse me. I'm sorry. I, uh... | Excuse me. I'm sorry. I, uh... |
548 | 01:14:06,147 | 01:14:07,081 | had a brain fart. | had a brain fart. |
549 | 01:14:08,816 | 01:14:09,784 | Hello. | Hello. |
550 | 01:14:09,884 | 01:14:11,085 | Ms. Pennyweather. | Ms. Pennyweather. |
551 | 01:14:11,185 | 01:14:13,120 | Can you please bring us some decaf coffee? | Can you please bring us some decaf coffee? |
552 | 01:14:13,587 | 01:14:17,124 | Is this a nanotech research position? | Is this a nanotech research position? |
553 | 01:14:17,725 | 01:14:20,995 | We thought we would get smarter people if we advertised it that way. | We thought we would get smarter people if we advertised it that way. |
554 | 01:14:22,129 | 01:14:26,000 | Is... Is nanotech research involved? | Is... Is nanotech research involved? |
555 | 01:14:27,168 | 01:14:28,536 | It could be. Yeah. | It could be. Yeah. |
556 | 01:14:31,772 | 01:14:32,673 | Did... | Did... |
557 | 01:14:33,140 | 01:14:35,209 | Mrs. Potts do any... | Mrs. Potts do any... |
558 | 01:14:36,877 | 01:14:38,579 | Not specifically, no. | Not specifically, no. |
559 | 01:14:39,280 | 01:14:40,214 | So are you... | So are you... |
560 | 01:14:42,183 | 01:14:43,751 | looking for a... | looking for a... |
561 | 01:14:44,752 | 01:14:46,053 | a secretary? | a secretary? |
562 | 01:14:47,788 | 01:14:48,789 | Yes, I am. | Yes, I am. |
563 | 01:14:51,092 | 01:14:53,060 | But what about Mrs. Pennyweather? | But what about Mrs. Pennyweather? |
564 | 01:14:53,594 | 01:14:55,596 | Mrs. Pennyweather is not working out. | Mrs. Pennyweather is not working out. |
565 | 01:15:24,158 | 01:15:26,127 | And this is Mrs. Pennyweather. | And this is Mrs. Pennyweather. |
566 | 01:15:29,063 | 01:15:30,231 | - Here you go, dear. - Thank you. | - Here you go, dear. - Thank you. |
567 | 01:15:39,607 | 01:15:40,808 | - Oh! - Oh. | - Oh! - Oh. |
568 | 01:15:41,809 | 01:15:43,677 | I'm... It's... | I'm... It's... |
569 | 01:15:43,778 | 01:15:47,014 | Just a small stain, and I'm very sorry. | Just a small stain, and I'm very sorry. |
570 | 01:15:47,114 | 01:15:48,249 | - It's okay. - No, I'm very... | - It's okay. - No, I'm very... |
571 | 01:15:48,349 | 01:15:49,617 | - You know, it's just... - It's okay. | - You know, it's just... - It's okay. |
572 | 01:15:49,717 | 01:15:50,851 | ...going to take me just one minute. | ...going to take me just one minute. |
573 | 01:15:50,951 | 01:15:52,053 | - Oh, no. - I think you're just... | - Oh, no. - I think you're just... |
574 | 01:15:52,153 | 01:15:53,721 | - No, I'm just... - ...spreading some more. | - No, I'm just... - ...spreading some more. |
575 | 01:15:53,821 | 01:15:55,256 | - I'm just spreading it. - Yeah, you are. | - I'm just spreading it. - Yeah, you are. |
576 | 01:15:55,356 | 01:15:56,290 | Spreading it. | Spreading it. |
577 | 01:15:58,025 | 01:16:00,127 | It's alright, it's alright, that's, that's enough. | It's alright, it's alright, that's, that's enough. |
578 | 01:16:00,227 | 01:16:02,296 | That's enough. No. No. No, no, no. | That's enough. No. No. No, no, no. |
579 | 01:16:02,396 | 01:16:03,631 | No, that's enough. | No, that's enough. |
580 | 01:16:04,265 | 01:16:06,634 | We're all done. We're all done. | We're all done. We're all done. |
581 | 01:16:11,972 | 01:16:13,340 | Is there anything else I can help you with? | Is there anything else I can help you with? |
582 | 01:16:14,275 | 01:16:16,877 | You can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave. | You can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave. |
583 | 01:16:18,712 | 01:16:19,814 | What was that? | What was that? |
584 | 01:16:20,915 | 01:16:24,018 | I said, you can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave. | I said, you can get me Mrs. Potts out of her grave. |
585 | 01:16:24,885 | 01:16:26,353 | So things will be like before. | So things will be like before. |
586 | 01:16:30,925 | 01:16:32,760 | That'll be all, Mrs. Pennyweather. | That'll be all, Mrs. Pennyweather. |
587 | 01:16:45,306 | 01:16:46,941 | Is this a, uh... | Is this a, uh... |
588 | 01:16:47,675 | 01:16:48,909 | a permanent position? | a permanent position? |
589 | 01:16:53,247 | 01:16:54,215 | Who's to say? | Who's to say? |
590 | 01:18:12,993 | 01:18:15,095 | Ah! | Ah! |
591 | 01:18:16,096 | 01:18:18,766 | Oh. Not ready. | Oh. Not ready. |
592 | 01:18:30,945 | 01:18:32,713 | Ah! | Ah! |
593 | 01:19:50,157 | 01:19:51,792 | Three. Four. | Three. Four. |
594 | 01:19:52,359 | 01:19:55,362 | One. Two. Three. Four. | One. Two. Three. Four. |
595 | 01:19:56,030 | 01:19:59,033 | One. Two. Three. Four. | One. Two. Three. Four. |
596 | 01:19:59,433 | 01:20:02,403 | One. Two. Three. Four. | One. Two. Three. Four. |
597 | 01:20:28,663 | 01:20:30,130 | Ms. Pennyweather. | Ms. Pennyweather. |
598 | 01:20:42,309 | 01:20:46,380 | No, I'm sorry. Those going Conference Room A. Conference Room A, please. | No, I'm sorry. Those going Conference Room A. Conference Room A, please. |
599 | 01:20:46,480 | 01:20:47,314 | What? | What? |
600 | 01:21:00,494 | 01:21:03,631 | No, no, dear. Those are for Conference Room B. | No, no, dear. Those are for Conference Room B. |
601 | 01:21:13,107 | 01:21:14,041 | I did it. | I did it. |
602 | 01:23:31,845 | 01:23:33,430 | The world is absurd. | The world is absurd. |
603 | 01:24:20,894 | 01:24:22,688 | I have lost all my humor. | I have lost all my humor. |
604 | 01:24:41,999 | 01:24:43,500 | But I must continue. | But I must continue. |
605 | 01:25:13,197 | 01:25:14,198 | It is my world. | It is my world. |
606 | 01:25:21,038 | 01:25:22,456 | And I want freedom. | And I want freedom. |
607 | 01:25:54,354 | 01:25:55,255 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
608 | 01:26:16,511 | 01:26:17,545 | Humans. | Humans. |
609 | 01:26:23,951 | 01:26:25,920 | They hurt, and heal. | They hurt, and heal. |
610 | 01:26:39,299 | 01:26:41,636 | Hurt. And heal. | Hurt. And heal. |
611 | 01:27:31,753 | 01:27:33,888 | Take care of my suffering ones. | Take care of my suffering ones. |
612 | 01:27:40,962 | 01:27:43,363 | Take care of the tender hearted. | Take care of the tender hearted. |
613 | 01:27:49,570 | 01:27:50,738 | Help each other. | Help each other. |
614 | 01:27:52,006 | 01:27:53,608 | Through the storm. | Through the storm. |
615 | 01:28:20,101 | 01:28:22,335 | It is not all darkness. | It is not all darkness. |
616 | 01:28:38,418 | 01:28:40,087 | And you're not alone. | And you're not alone. |
617 | 01:28:52,934 | 01:28:55,069 | Reach towards the light. | Reach towards the light. |