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1 | 00:00:39,039 | 00:00:41,209 | CHRIS WALLACE: Good evening. I welcome you to the third | CHRIS WALLACE: Good evening. I welcome you to the third |
2 | 00:00:41,242 | 00:00:43,577 | and final of the 2016 presidential debates. | and final of the 2016 presidential debates. |
3 | 00:00:43,611 | 00:00:46,046 | DONALD TRUMP: We either have a country, or we don't. | DONALD TRUMP: We either have a country, or we don't. |
4 | 00:00:46,080 | 00:00:47,615 | HILLARY CLINTON: Rounding up people who are undocumented... | HILLARY CLINTON: Rounding up people who are undocumented... |
5 | 00:00:47,648 | 00:00:49,117 | TRUMP: We have some bad hombres here. | TRUMP: We have some bad hombres here. |
6 | 00:00:49,150 | 00:00:50,851 | CLINTON: ...is an idea that is not in keeping | CLINTON: ...is an idea that is not in keeping |
7 | 00:00:50,884 | 00:00:52,786 | -with who we are as a nation. -TRUMP: I tell it like it is. | -with who we are as a nation. -TRUMP: I tell it like it is. |
8 | 00:00:52,820 | 00:00:54,588 | CLINTON: I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience... | CLINTON: I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience... |
9 | 00:00:54,622 | 00:00:55,856 | TRUMP: The one thing you have | TRUMP: The one thing you have |
10 | 00:00:55,889 | 00:00:57,691 | over me is experience, but it's bad experience. | over me is experience, but it's bad experience. |
11 | 00:00:57,725 | 00:00:59,593 | We are going to make America great again, | We are going to make America great again, |
12 | 00:00:59,627 | 00:01:01,562 | and it has to start now. | and it has to start now. |
13 | 00:01:01,595 | 00:01:03,231 | CLINTON: I hope you will give me a chance | CLINTON: I hope you will give me a chance |
14 | 00:01:03,264 | 00:01:04,965 | to serve as your president. | to serve as your president. |
15 | 00:01:04,998 | 00:01:07,067 | FAITH: Donald Trump told the American people | FAITH: Donald Trump told the American people |
16 | 00:01:07,101 | 00:01:09,570 | the truth tonight, as he always does. | the truth tonight, as he always does. |
17 | 00:01:09,603 | 00:01:12,039 | GARY: Hillary Clinton is the real outsider. | GARY: Hillary Clinton is the real outsider. |
18 | 00:01:12,072 | 00:01:14,308 | Look, whatever you think you saw tonight... | Look, whatever you think you saw tonight... |
19 | 00:01:14,342 | 00:01:16,377 | You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, | You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, |
20 | 00:01:16,410 | 00:01:17,778 | and I think that the American people... | and I think that the American people... |
21 | 00:01:17,811 | 00:01:18,946 | Would agree with me. | Would agree with me. |
22 | 00:01:18,979 | 00:01:20,814 | As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly... | As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly... |
23 | 00:01:20,848 | 00:01:23,117 | And with unearned confidence. | And with unearned confidence. |
24 | 00:01:23,151 | 00:01:25,286 | I lie. | I lie. |
25 | 00:01:25,319 | 00:01:26,754 | I am lying to you. | I am lying to you. |
26 | 00:01:26,787 | 00:01:27,821 | And you know I lie. | And you know I lie. |
27 | 00:01:27,855 | 00:01:29,390 | I'm actually in this position | I'm actually in this position |
28 | 00:01:29,423 | 00:01:31,925 | because of how effectively I lie to you. | because of how effectively I lie to you. |
29 | 00:01:31,959 | 00:01:33,060 | Are we clear? | Are we clear? |
30 | 00:01:33,093 | 00:01:34,995 | We call this the spin room, without shame. | We call this the spin room, without shame. |
31 | 00:01:35,028 | 00:01:37,998 | Spinning is something you do to disorient people. | Spinning is something you do to disorient people. |
32 | 00:01:38,031 | 00:01:40,501 | And you all know that, and yet here we are. | And you all know that, and yet here we are. |
33 | 00:01:40,534 | 00:01:42,403 | What a wonderful play we're putting on. | What a wonderful play we're putting on. |
34 | 00:01:42,436 | 00:01:43,937 | Thank you all so much. | Thank you all so much. |
35 | 00:01:43,971 | 00:01:45,173 | And fuck you, America. | And fuck you, America. |
36 | 00:01:45,206 | 00:01:47,408 | I look forward to lying to you in the future. | I look forward to lying to you in the future. |
37 | 00:01:47,441 | 00:01:48,676 | See you at the bar. | See you at the bar. |
38 | 00:01:48,709 | 00:01:50,944 | -(reporters clamoring) -Thank you. | -(reporters clamoring) -Thank you. |
39 | 00:01:55,949 | 00:01:57,951 | -(explosive blast) -(grunts) | -(explosive blast) -(grunts) |
40 | 00:02:09,997 | 00:02:11,199 | LESTER HOLT: Shockwaves across America. | LESTER HOLT: Shockwaves across America. |
41 | 00:02:11,232 | 00:02:12,466 | NORAH O'DONNELL: His surprise victory | NORAH O'DONNELL: His surprise victory |
42 | 00:02:12,500 | 00:02:13,701 | defied preelection polling. | defied preelection polling. |
43 | 00:02:13,734 | 00:02:15,102 | JOHN HEILEMANN: Tectonic-plate-shifting, | JOHN HEILEMANN: Tectonic-plate-shifting, |
44 | 00:02:15,135 | 00:02:16,770 | 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake. | 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake. |
45 | 00:02:16,804 | 00:02:18,206 | JOE SCARBOROUGH: So that's just a snapshot | JOE SCARBOROUGH: So that's just a snapshot |
46 | 00:02:18,239 | 00:02:19,640 | of the reaction we're getting this morning. | of the reaction we're getting this morning. |
47 | 00:02:19,673 | 00:02:21,108 | And we're still trying to get | And we're still trying to get |
48 | 00:02:21,141 | 00:02:23,511 | our good old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us. | our good old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us. |
49 | 00:02:23,544 | 00:02:25,513 | MIKA BRZEZINSKI: He's probably halfway to Canada by now. | MIKA BRZEZINSKI: He's probably halfway to Canada by now. |
50 | 00:02:25,546 | 00:02:27,315 | SCARBOROUGH: Yeah, maybe halfway to Canadian Club. | SCARBOROUGH: Yeah, maybe halfway to Canadian Club. |
51 | 00:02:27,348 | 00:02:29,983 | I'd love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking. | I'd love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking. |
52 | 00:02:30,017 | 00:02:31,985 | How did they blow this election? | How did they blow this election? |
53 | 00:02:32,019 | 00:02:34,121 | -(Brzezinski chuckles) -Hey, guys, did you find the clip? | -(Brzezinski chuckles) -Hey, guys, did you find the clip? |
54 | 00:02:34,154 | 00:02:35,556 | You got it? Okay. | You got it? Okay. |
55 | 00:02:35,589 | 00:02:37,325 | This is our good friend Gary Zimmer, | This is our good friend Gary Zimmer, |
56 | 00:02:37,358 | 00:02:40,027 | grand old consigliere of the Clinton campaign, | grand old consigliere of the Clinton campaign, |
57 | 00:02:40,060 | 00:02:42,996 | not even a week ago on this program. | not even a week ago on this program. |
58 | 00:02:43,030 | 00:02:44,832 | -(whooshing sound effect) -So, you're confident? | -(whooshing sound effect) -So, you're confident? |
59 | 00:02:44,865 | 00:02:46,200 | GARY (recorded): Oh, no question. | GARY (recorded): Oh, no question. |
60 | 00:02:46,234 | 00:02:47,735 | Hillary's made her case. | Hillary's made her case. |
61 | 00:02:47,768 | 00:02:50,804 | She is the most qualified presidential candidate, | She is the most qualified presidential candidate, |
62 | 00:02:50,838 | 00:02:52,373 | certainly in my lifetime, maybe ever. | certainly in my lifetime, maybe ever. |
63 | 00:02:52,406 | 00:02:54,242 | BRZEZINSKI: Donald Trump will not be president. | BRZEZINSKI: Donald Trump will not be president. |
64 | 00:02:54,275 | 00:02:56,677 | GARY: Well, he is doing well in the South, | GARY: Well, he is doing well in the South, |
65 | 00:02:56,710 | 00:02:59,313 | so maybe he can be president of the Confederacy. | so maybe he can be president of the Confederacy. |
66 | 00:02:59,347 | 00:03:01,582 | BRZEZINSKI: But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania. | BRZEZINSKI: But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania. |
67 | 00:03:01,615 | 00:03:03,351 | GARY: Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania. | GARY: Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania. |
68 | 00:03:03,384 | 00:03:04,885 | He's not winning Michigan. | He's not winning Michigan. |
69 | 00:03:04,918 | 00:03:07,821 | That rust belt blue wall is impenetrable. It holds. | That rust belt blue wall is impenetrable. It holds. |
70 | 00:03:07,855 | 00:03:09,189 | (Southern accent): I guarantee. | (Southern accent): I guarantee. |
71 | 00:03:09,223 | 00:03:10,758 | BRZEZINSKI: Well, you decided to spend | BRZEZINSKI: Well, you decided to spend |
72 | 00:03:10,791 | 00:03:12,226 | almost no time there campaigning. | almost no time there campaigning. |
73 | 00:03:12,260 | 00:03:13,894 | SCARBOROUGH: Was that a Carville impression? | SCARBOROUGH: Was that a Carville impression? |
74 | 00:03:13,927 | 00:03:15,563 | -(Brzezinski chuckles) -All right, so wait a minute. | -(Brzezinski chuckles) -All right, so wait a minute. |
75 | 00:03:15,596 | 00:03:17,431 | -Tommy, try Gary again. -GARY (in room): Google, off. | -Tommy, try Gary again. -GARY (in room): Google, off. |
76 | 00:03:17,465 | 00:03:19,333 | SCARBOROUGH: Okay, we have Faith Brewster on the line... | SCARBOROUGH: Okay, we have Faith Brewster on the line... |
77 | 00:03:19,367 | 00:03:20,601 | GARY: Hey, Google, off. | GARY: Hey, Google, off. |
78 | 00:03:20,634 | 00:03:22,436 | GOOGLE: Sorry. Power controls is not yet supported. | GOOGLE: Sorry. Power controls is not yet supported. |
79 | 00:03:22,470 | 00:03:24,204 | -(phone ringing) -GARY: Phone lady, decline. | -(phone ringing) -GARY: Phone lady, decline. |
80 | 00:03:24,238 | 00:03:26,240 | -PHONE: Try asking again in a different way. -GARY: Ugh. | -PHONE: Try asking again in a different way. -GARY: Ugh. |
81 | 00:03:26,274 | 00:03:28,609 | Hang up. Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up. | Hang up. Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up. |
82 | 00:03:28,642 | 00:03:30,578 | GOOGLE: Sorry, I'm not sure how to help with that yet. | GOOGLE: Sorry, I'm not sure how to help with that yet. |
83 | 00:03:30,611 | 00:03:32,546 | -GARY: Off, off! -PHONE: Sorry, I'm still not sure about that. | -GARY: Off, off! -PHONE: Sorry, I'm still not sure about that. |
84 | 00:03:32,580 | 00:03:33,947 | GARY: Hey, Google, disengage. | GARY: Hey, Google, disengage. |
85 | 00:03:33,981 | 00:03:35,249 | -GOOGLE: Songs aren't available on SiriusXM. -Abort. | -GOOGLE: Songs aren't available on SiriusXM. -Abort. |
86 | 00:03:35,283 | 00:03:36,684 | -PHONE: I'm not sure about that. -Everybody, shut up! | -PHONE: I'm not sure about that. -Everybody, shut up! |
87 | 00:03:36,717 | 00:03:38,852 | -PHONE: Try asking again in a different way. -(Gary grunts) | -PHONE: Try asking again in a different way. -(Gary grunts) |
88 | 00:03:38,886 | 00:03:41,889 | ("Still the Same" by Bob Seger playing) | ("Still the Same" by Bob Seger playing) |
89 | 00:03:57,771 | 00:03:59,640 | * You always won | * You always won |
90 | 00:03:59,673 | 00:04:02,443 | * Every time you placed a bet | * Every time you placed a bet |
91 | 00:04:05,012 | 00:04:07,247 | * You're still damn good | * You're still damn good |
92 | 00:04:08,649 | 00:04:11,251 | * No one's gotten to you yet | * No one's gotten to you yet |
93 | 00:04:13,821 | 00:04:15,923 | * Every time | * Every time |
94 | 00:04:15,956 | 00:04:19,593 | * They were sure they had you caught * | * They were sure they had you caught * |
95 | 00:04:19,627 | 00:04:23,263 | * You were quicker than they thought * | * You were quicker than they thought * |
96 | 00:04:24,832 | 00:04:29,236 | * You'd just turn your back and walk * | * You'd just turn your back and walk * |
97 | 00:04:29,269 | 00:04:32,473 | * And you're still the same | * And you're still the same |
98 | 00:04:32,506 | 00:04:35,242 | * I caught up with you yesterday * | * I caught up with you yesterday * |
99 | 00:04:35,275 | 00:04:37,811 | * Still the same, still the same * | * Still the same, still the same * |
100 | 00:04:37,845 | 00:04:39,847 | * Moving game to game | * Moving game to game |
101 | 00:04:41,281 | 00:04:44,518 | * No one standing in your way | * No one standing in your way |
102 | 00:04:45,953 | 00:04:50,324 | * Turning on the charm long enough * | * Turning on the charm long enough * |
103 | 00:04:50,358 | 00:04:51,992 | * To get you by | * To get you by |
104 | 00:04:52,025 | 00:04:53,827 | * Still the same | * Still the same |
105 | 00:04:53,861 | 00:04:55,095 | * Still the same | * Still the same |
106 | 00:04:55,128 | 00:04:57,465 | * You're still the same | * You're still the same |
107 | 00:04:58,699 | 00:05:03,704 | * You still aim high | * You still aim high |
108 | 00:05:08,376 | 00:05:11,912 | * Still the same, still the same * | * Still the same, still the same * |
109 | 00:05:16,183 | 00:05:19,553 | (fading): * Still the same, still the same. * | (fading): * Still the same, still the same. * |
110 | 00:05:19,587 | 00:05:21,589 | (birds chirping) | (birds chirping) |
111 | 00:05:32,600 | 00:05:34,602 | (scrubbing hands) | (scrubbing hands) |
112 | 00:05:42,443 | 00:05:44,044 | (water splashing) | (water splashing) |
113 | 00:05:44,077 | 00:05:48,816 | * There's been a load of compromisin' * | * There's been a load of compromisin' * |
114 | 00:05:48,849 | 00:05:53,186 | * On the road to my horizon | * On the road to my horizon |
115 | 00:05:53,220 | 00:05:56,256 | * But I'm gonna be where the lights * | * But I'm gonna be where the lights * |
116 | 00:05:56,289 | 00:06:00,360 | * Are shinin' on me | * Are shinin' on me |
117 | 00:06:00,394 | 00:06:03,764 | * Like a rhinestone cowboy | * Like a rhinestone cowboy |
118 | 00:06:05,566 | 00:06:10,738 | * Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo * | * Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo * |
119 | 00:06:12,773 | 00:06:15,476 | * Like a rhinestone cowboy | * Like a rhinestone cowboy |
120 | 00:06:17,811 | 00:06:23,083 | * Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know * | * Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know * |
121 | 00:06:24,818 | 00:06:29,757 | * And offers comin' over the phone. * | * And offers comin' over the phone. * |
122 | 00:06:32,392 | 00:06:34,394 | (song fades) | (song fades) |
123 | 00:06:36,797 | 00:06:39,266 | MAYOR BRAUN: So, if there is no further discussion, | MAYOR BRAUN: So, if there is no further discussion, |
124 | 00:06:39,299 | 00:06:42,369 | can I get a motion to vote on Resolution 1217, | can I get a motion to vote on Resolution 1217, |
125 | 00:06:42,402 | 00:06:45,806 | requiring a valid Wisconsin driver's license | requiring a valid Wisconsin driver's license |
126 | 00:06:45,839 | 00:06:48,809 | or proof of U.S. citizenship to qualify | or proof of U.S. citizenship to qualify |
127 | 00:06:48,842 | 00:06:52,079 | for any state or municipality program or benefit, | for any state or municipality program or benefit, |
128 | 00:06:52,112 | 00:06:55,916 | such as food stamps, welfare and so on and so forth. | such as food stamps, welfare and so on and so forth. |
129 | 00:06:55,949 | 00:06:57,117 | PIETKOWSKI: So moved. | PIETKOWSKI: So moved. |
130 | 00:06:57,150 | 00:06:58,251 | -Second? -MAN: Second. | -Second? -MAN: Second. |
131 | 00:06:58,285 | 00:06:59,820 | I have a second. It is time... | I have a second. It is time... |
132 | 00:06:59,853 | 00:07:01,755 | -Excuse me, fellas. -Jack, I already told you, | -Excuse me, fellas. -Jack, I already told you, |
133 | 00:07:01,789 | 00:07:03,457 | you can widen that easement on Hamburg... | you can widen that easement on Hamburg... |
134 | 00:07:03,491 | 00:07:05,793 | Um, actually, it's about | Um, actually, it's about |
135 | 00:07:05,826 | 00:07:08,261 | that resolution you're thinking about passing. | that resolution you're thinking about passing. |
136 | 00:07:08,295 | 00:07:11,298 | With all due respect, Colonel, that discussion has ended. | With all due respect, Colonel, that discussion has ended. |
137 | 00:07:11,331 | 00:07:12,966 | Yeah, yeah. So I heard. | Yeah, yeah. So I heard. |
138 | 00:07:13,000 | 00:07:14,968 | But, uh... | But, uh... |
139 | 00:07:15,002 | 00:07:17,337 | the thing is that, um... | the thing is that, um... |
140 | 00:07:17,370 | 00:07:19,339 | it's a bad idea. | it's a bad idea. |
141 | 00:07:19,372 | 00:07:21,575 | -Y-You can't... -Uh, okay, well, | -Y-You can't... -Uh, okay, well, |
142 | 00:07:21,609 | 00:07:23,276 | I already seconded, but whatever. | I already seconded, but whatever. |
143 | 00:07:23,310 | 00:07:25,445 | JACK: I know we're in a bad spot, but... | JACK: I know we're in a bad spot, but... |
144 | 00:07:25,479 | 00:07:26,980 | you can't bring it back | you can't bring it back |
145 | 00:07:27,014 | 00:07:29,016 | by throwing these people under the bus. | by throwing these people under the bus. |
146 | 00:07:29,049 | 00:07:31,685 | Whoa, we're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack. | Whoa, we're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack. |
147 | 00:07:31,719 | 00:07:33,453 | (sighs) Money was tight | (sighs) Money was tight |
148 | 00:07:33,487 | 00:07:35,923 | when the base was still open, but now... | when the base was still open, but now... |
149 | 00:07:35,956 | 00:07:37,925 | I mean, we just got to be smart. | I mean, we just got to be smart. |
150 | 00:07:37,958 | 00:07:39,827 | We got to eliminate cheating the programs. | We got to eliminate cheating the programs. |
151 | 00:07:39,860 | 00:07:42,429 | There's not a damn soul using those programs | There's not a damn soul using those programs |
152 | 00:07:42,462 | 00:07:44,297 | that doesn't need 'em, and you know it. | that doesn't need 'em, and you know it. |
153 | 00:07:44,331 | 00:07:47,200 | And all they need to do is produce the acceptable I.D., | And all they need to do is produce the acceptable I.D., |
154 | 00:07:47,234 | 00:07:48,536 | and the benefits will be... | and the benefits will be... |
155 | 00:07:48,569 | 00:07:50,370 | And you know they can't do that. | And you know they can't do that. |
156 | 00:07:50,403 | 00:07:53,173 | Well... (sighs) I don't make the rules, Jack. | Well... (sighs) I don't make the rules, Jack. |
157 | 00:07:54,842 | 00:07:57,010 | I mean, I do, I guess. | I mean, I do, I guess. |
158 | 00:07:57,044 | 00:08:00,180 | Not by myself, but... this is over. | Not by myself, but... this is over. |
159 | 00:08:01,214 | 00:08:02,850 | (grunts) | (grunts) |
160 | 00:08:02,883 | 00:08:05,218 | BRAUN: Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded. | BRAUN: Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded. |
161 | 00:08:05,252 | 00:08:07,320 | It is time to bring it to a vote. | It is time to bring it to a vote. |
162 | 00:08:07,354 | 00:08:09,056 | Uh, you know, uh, just curious-- | Uh, you know, uh, just curious-- |
163 | 00:08:09,089 | 00:08:11,358 | you know, when the river backed up | you know, when the river backed up |
164 | 00:08:11,391 | 00:08:13,293 | and the folks you think might be cheating | and the folks you think might be cheating |
165 | 00:08:13,326 | 00:08:15,629 | stood shoulder to shoulder with us | stood shoulder to shoulder with us |
166 | 00:08:15,663 | 00:08:19,299 | stuffing sandbags for three days straight, | stuffing sandbags for three days straight, |
167 | 00:08:19,332 | 00:08:22,369 | ended up saving your store, you check their I.D.'s then? | ended up saving your store, you check their I.D.'s then? |
168 | 00:08:22,402 | 00:08:23,904 | BRAUN: Discussion's closed, Jack. | BRAUN: Discussion's closed, Jack. |
169 | 00:08:23,937 | 00:08:25,806 | You checking I.D.'s when they're bringing food | You checking I.D.'s when they're bringing food |
170 | 00:08:25,839 | 00:08:27,908 | -to the church potlucks, Walt? -(gavel slamming) | -to the church potlucks, Walt? -(gavel slamming) |
171 | 00:08:29,042 | 00:08:30,510 | Enough, Jack. | Enough, Jack. |
172 | 00:08:30,544 | 00:08:32,179 | You had your say. | You had your say. |
173 | 00:08:34,081 | 00:08:35,749 | (sets down gavel) | (sets down gavel) |
174 | 00:08:35,783 | 00:08:37,851 | Look, we got rules here, | Look, we got rules here, |
175 | 00:08:37,885 | 00:08:39,553 | but that don't make us bad people. | but that don't make us bad people. |
176 | 00:08:39,587 | 00:08:41,889 | I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy. | I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy. |
177 | 00:08:41,922 | 00:08:44,257 | I'm saying you're scared. | I'm saying you're scared. |
178 | 00:08:44,291 | 00:08:46,493 | Hell, we all are. | Hell, we all are. |
179 | 00:08:46,526 | 00:08:50,831 | Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight, | Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight, |
180 | 00:08:50,864 | 00:08:53,066 | and business went with it. | and business went with it. |
181 | 00:08:53,100 | 00:08:56,737 | We're not bringing it back by... by turning on each other. | We're not bringing it back by... by turning on each other. |
182 | 00:08:57,771 | 00:08:59,406 | Corps taught me the chain's | Corps taught me the chain's |
183 | 00:08:59,439 | 00:09:01,742 | only as strong as its weakest link. | only as strong as its weakest link. |
184 | 00:09:01,775 | 00:09:04,712 | And Father Heuvel here | And Father Heuvel here |
185 | 00:09:04,745 | 00:09:06,947 | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. |
186 | 00:09:06,980 | 00:09:08,749 | GARY: Wait. Go back to that "weak link" part. | GARY: Wait. Go back to that "weak link" part. |
187 | 00:09:08,782 | 00:09:11,051 | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. |
188 | 00:09:11,084 | 00:09:12,252 | -EVAN: Yeah, okay. Yeah. -(mouse clicking) | -EVAN: Yeah, okay. Yeah. -(mouse clicking) |
189 | 00:09:12,285 | 00:09:14,054 | I mean, could this guy work? | I mean, could this guy work? |
190 | 00:09:14,087 | 00:09:15,522 | Corps taught me the chain's | Corps taught me the chain's |
191 | 00:09:15,555 | 00:09:17,625 | only as strong as its weakest link. | only as strong as its weakest link. |
192 | 00:09:17,658 | 00:09:19,359 | Hmm. Pretty good. | Hmm. Pretty good. |
193 | 00:09:19,392 | 00:09:21,729 | -EVAN: Mm-hmm. -JACK: And Father Heuvel here | -EVAN: Mm-hmm. -JACK: And Father Heuvel here |
194 | 00:09:21,762 | 00:09:24,064 | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. |
195 | 00:09:24,097 | 00:09:26,867 | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. |
196 | 00:09:26,900 | 00:09:29,302 | GARY: Looks conservative, sounds progressive. | GARY: Looks conservative, sounds progressive. |
197 | 00:09:29,336 | 00:09:31,905 | -EVAN: Mm-hmm. -JACK: The point is, | -EVAN: Mm-hmm. -JACK: The point is, |
198 | 00:09:31,939 | 00:09:35,976 | it's easy to be strong of character in the good times. | it's easy to be strong of character in the good times. |
199 | 00:09:36,009 | 00:09:38,545 | The test is the bad times. | The test is the bad times. |
200 | 00:09:38,578 | 00:09:41,615 | If you can't live your principles then, well... | If you can't live your principles then, well... |
201 | 00:09:41,649 | 00:09:44,785 | I guess they aren't principles; they're just hobbies. | I guess they aren't principles; they're just hobbies. |
202 | 00:09:46,286 | 00:09:47,554 | Where is this again? | Where is this again? |
203 | 00:09:47,587 | 00:09:48,722 | Wisconsin. | Wisconsin. |
204 | 00:09:48,756 | 00:09:50,924 | Deer cloth. | Deer cloth. |
205 | 00:09:50,958 | 00:09:53,627 | -Deal sheets. -Mm-hmm. | -Deal sheets. -Mm-hmm. |
206 | 00:09:53,661 | 00:09:54,995 | Gentlemen... | Gentlemen... |
207 | 00:09:55,028 | 00:09:57,665 | this square-jawed paragon of Americana | this square-jawed paragon of Americana |
208 | 00:09:57,698 | 00:10:01,802 | is our goddamn key back into the forbidden city. | is our goddamn key back into the forbidden city. |
209 | 00:10:01,835 | 00:10:03,737 | -Well, that's my stop. (laughs) -Sit. Kurt, sit. | -Well, that's my stop. (laughs) -Sit. Kurt, sit. |
210 | 00:10:03,771 | 00:10:05,305 | -Call me when he gets to the point. -Nope. | -Call me when he gets to the point. -Nope. |
211 | 00:10:05,338 | 00:10:06,473 | You're not going anywhere. No, sit. | You're not going anywhere. No, sit. |
212 | 00:10:06,506 | 00:10:07,675 | And we have Alan to thank | And we have Alan to thank |
213 | 00:10:07,708 | 00:10:09,677 | for bringing this man to our attention. | for bringing this man to our attention. |
214 | 00:10:09,710 | 00:10:12,112 | -It's Evan. -Did I happen to mention that | -It's Evan. -Did I happen to mention that |
215 | 00:10:12,145 | 00:10:14,147 | he is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps? | he is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps? |
216 | 00:10:14,181 | 00:10:16,116 | -OTHERS: Yes. -And a farmer. | -OTHERS: Yes. -And a farmer. |
217 | 00:10:16,149 | 00:10:17,350 | -Um... you did. -MAN: I believe so. | -Um... you did. -MAN: I believe so. |
218 | 00:10:17,384 | 00:10:18,952 | And did I happen to mention that he's a widower? | And did I happen to mention that he's a widower? |
219 | 00:10:18,986 | 00:10:19,953 | -Impressive. -All right. Well done. | -Impressive. -All right. Well done. |
220 | 00:10:19,987 | 00:10:21,288 | GARY: A man who makes Joe the Plumber | GARY: A man who makes Joe the Plumber |
221 | 00:10:21,321 | 00:10:22,856 | look like Dukakis in mom jeans | look like Dukakis in mom jeans |
222 | 00:10:22,890 | 00:10:24,758 | -and a fucking Easter bonnet... -(laughter) | -and a fucking Easter bonnet... -(laughter) |
223 | 00:10:24,792 | 00:10:26,459 | in the reddest of counties | in the reddest of counties |
224 | 00:10:26,493 | 00:10:29,629 | -in the great now swing state of Wisconsin... -Mm-hmm. | -in the great now swing state of Wisconsin... -Mm-hmm. |
225 | 00:10:29,663 | 00:10:30,798 | ...is... | ...is... |
226 | 00:10:32,199 | 00:10:34,334 | ...a Democrat. | ...a Democrat. |
227 | 00:10:34,367 | 00:10:36,036 | Uh, he's a Democrat? | Uh, he's a Democrat? |
228 | 00:10:36,069 | 00:10:37,437 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
229 | 00:10:37,470 | 00:10:39,439 | He just doesn't know it yet. | He just doesn't know it yet. |
230 | 00:10:39,472 | 00:10:41,608 | Well, here's the idea: I get on a plane, | Well, here's the idea: I get on a plane, |
231 | 00:10:41,641 | 00:10:44,444 | and I go to Wisconsin, and I use this guy | and I go to Wisconsin, and I use this guy |
232 | 00:10:44,477 | 00:10:47,280 | to road-test a more rural-friendly message. | to road-test a more rural-friendly message. |
233 | 00:10:47,314 | 00:10:50,617 | It's a mayoral race... in the middle of nowhere. | It's a mayoral race... in the middle of nowhere. |
234 | 00:10:50,650 | 00:10:52,519 | Uh, I don't get how this helps us. | Uh, I don't get how this helps us. |
235 | 00:10:52,552 | 00:10:54,988 | There are two million rural votes in these states alone. | There are two million rural votes in these states alone. |
236 | 00:10:55,022 | 00:10:57,124 | If we lost them 2.7 to one instead of three to one, | If we lost them 2.7 to one instead of three to one, |
237 | 00:10:57,157 | 00:10:59,392 | we'd win, but we didn't even try. | we'd win, but we didn't even try. |
238 | 00:10:59,426 | 00:11:00,961 | Their base turned out. Ours didn't. | Their base turned out. Ours didn't. |
239 | 00:11:00,994 | 00:11:03,964 | If we find a candidate to activate our base... | If we find a candidate to activate our base... |
240 | 00:11:03,997 | 00:11:07,034 | if our African Americans | if our African Americans |
241 | 00:11:07,067 | 00:11:08,235 | (heavily accented): and Latino communities... | (heavily accented): and Latino communities... |
242 | 00:11:08,268 | 00:11:09,302 | It's just "Latino." | It's just "Latino." |
243 | 00:11:09,336 | 00:11:11,571 | ...show up, we win. | ...show up, we win. |
244 | 00:11:11,604 | 00:11:13,874 | We have to get the rural voters back into the tent, | We have to get the rural voters back into the tent, |
245 | 00:11:13,907 | 00:11:15,075 | even just a little bit. | even just a little bit. |
246 | 00:11:15,108 | 00:11:16,744 | Well, if it's all the same to you, | Well, if it's all the same to you, |
247 | 00:11:16,777 | 00:11:18,045 | I'll stick with pandering | I'll stick with pandering |
248 | 00:11:18,078 | 00:11:22,215 | to our special-interest groups, thank you very much. | to our special-interest groups, thank you very much. |
249 | 00:11:22,249 | 00:11:26,553 | GROUP (chanting): Yes, you can. Yes you can. | GROUP (chanting): Yes, you can. Yes you can. |
250 | 00:11:26,586 | 00:11:29,556 | -Sí, se... -I like the idea of expanding our base. | -Sí, se... -I like the idea of expanding our base. |
251 | 00:11:29,589 | 00:11:32,459 | Not taking any voter for granted. | Not taking any voter for granted. |
252 | 00:11:33,526 | 00:11:34,762 | It does have some merit. | It does have some merit. |
253 | 00:11:38,231 | 00:11:39,232 | WOMAN: Good morning. Gary Zimmer's office. | WOMAN: Good morning. Gary Zimmer's office. |
254 | 00:11:39,266 | 00:11:40,333 | ASSISTANT: Okay, so we'll make sure | ASSISTANT: Okay, so we'll make sure |
255 | 00:11:40,367 | 00:11:41,769 | a car comes here and picks you up, | a car comes here and picks you up, |
256 | 00:11:41,802 | 00:11:43,503 | -and we'll make sure the driver is Frank. -Okay. | -and we'll make sure the driver is Frank. -Okay. |
257 | 00:11:43,536 | 00:11:44,905 | Um, it's a two-hour flight, | Um, it's a two-hour flight, |
258 | 00:11:44,938 | 00:11:46,573 | but you'll gain an hour when you get there. | but you'll gain an hour when you get there. |
259 | 00:11:46,606 | 00:11:49,209 | -(sighs) What is that? -The 7 Series. | -(sighs) What is that? -The 7 Series. |
260 | 00:11:49,242 | 00:11:51,779 | It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla, but... | It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla, but... |
261 | 00:11:51,812 | 00:11:53,847 | Just take a Sharpie, and write "liberal city douchebag" | Just take a Sharpie, and write "liberal city douchebag" |
262 | 00:11:53,881 | 00:11:55,115 | on my forehead, okay? | on my forehead, okay? |
263 | 00:11:55,148 | 00:11:56,616 | -Come on, guys. -Yeah. | -Come on, guys. -Yeah. |
264 | 00:11:56,649 | 00:11:58,118 | Um, Accord? | Um, Accord? |
265 | 00:11:58,151 | 00:11:59,586 | I'm traveling to America. | I'm traveling to America. |
266 | 00:11:59,619 | 00:12:01,521 | Explorer, neutral color. | Explorer, neutral color. |
267 | 00:12:01,554 | 00:12:03,023 | And pack me like a conference. | And pack me like a conference. |
268 | 00:12:03,056 | 00:12:04,191 | Davos? TED? | Davos? TED? |
269 | 00:12:04,224 | 00:12:05,759 | Aspen, weekend package. | Aspen, weekend package. |
270 | 00:12:05,793 | 00:12:07,227 | -Thank you. -Great. | -Thank you. -Great. |
271 | 00:12:07,260 | 00:12:08,561 | Oh, and, guys, you know what? | Oh, and, guys, you know what? |
272 | 00:12:08,595 | 00:12:10,197 | Keep it simple. | Keep it simple. |
273 | 00:12:10,230 | 00:12:11,364 | Simple. No frills. | Simple. No frills. |
274 | 00:12:11,398 | 00:12:12,632 | -Thank you. -Got it. -Sure. | -Thank you. -Got it. -Sure. |
275 | 00:12:12,665 | 00:12:13,967 | Great. | Great. |
276 | 00:12:14,001 | 00:12:16,703 | Although, if the Explorer has a-a Bose | Although, if the Explorer has a-a Bose |
277 | 00:12:16,736 | 00:12:18,371 | or a Bang & Olufsen sound package, | or a Bang & Olufsen sound package, |
278 | 00:12:18,405 | 00:12:20,240 | if they have it... (clicks tongue) it'd be good. | if they have it... (clicks tongue) it'd be good. |
279 | 00:12:20,273 | 00:12:22,575 | -Great. -Gotcha. | -Great. -Gotcha. |
280 | 00:12:22,609 | 00:12:24,878 | Did they say anything about catering? | Did they say anything about catering? |
281 | 00:12:24,912 | 00:12:26,313 | Not yet. | Not yet. |
282 | 00:12:26,346 | 00:12:27,881 | Those little mozzarella balls would be great. | Those little mozzarella balls would be great. |
283 | 00:12:27,915 | 00:12:29,316 | -Yeah? -Caprese salad. | -Yeah? -Caprese salad. |
284 | 00:12:29,349 | 00:12:30,784 | -Something light. Balsamic. -Yeah, just... | -Something light. Balsamic. -Yeah, just... |
285 | 00:12:30,818 | 00:12:32,085 | Balsamic, all that jazz? | Balsamic, all that jazz? |
286 | 00:12:32,119 | 00:12:33,653 | Cool. | Cool. |
287 | 00:12:37,457 | 00:12:38,658 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
288 | 00:12:38,691 | 00:12:39,893 | -Cool. -(Gary laughing) | -Cool. -(Gary laughing) |
289 | 00:12:39,927 | 00:12:42,295 | That's fun. | That's fun. |
290 | 00:12:42,329 | 00:12:44,497 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
291 | 00:12:44,531 | 00:12:45,799 | SPORTSCASTER: He'll flip the short pass. | SPORTSCASTER: He'll flip the short pass. |
292 | 00:12:45,833 | 00:12:47,634 | Complete to Anderson. He's at the 35. | Complete to Anderson. He's at the 35. |
293 | 00:12:47,667 | 00:12:49,069 | He moves to the 30-yard line... | He moves to the 30-yard line... |
294 | 00:12:49,102 | 00:12:50,838 | -Here you go, Mr. Zimmer. -Oh, thank you. | -Here you go, Mr. Zimmer. -Oh, thank you. |
295 | 00:12:50,871 | 00:12:52,305 | NARRATOR (over TV): Trailing by three points... | NARRATOR (over TV): Trailing by three points... |
296 | 00:12:52,339 | 00:12:53,807 | -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. | -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. |
297 | 00:12:53,841 | 00:12:57,744 | ...with time running out, the Packers roll 68 yards | ...with time running out, the Packers roll 68 yards |
298 | 00:12:57,777 | 00:13:01,148 | across the frozen field and into legend. | across the frozen field and into legend. |
299 | 00:13:01,181 | 00:13:02,782 | (dramatic music plays over TV) | (dramatic music plays over TV) |
300 | 00:13:02,816 | 00:13:04,284 | SPORTSCASTER: He flips the pass. It's complete. | SPORTSCASTER: He flips the pass. It's complete. |
301 | 00:13:04,317 | 00:13:06,186 | To Chuck Mercein. He's at the 25, the 20... | To Chuck Mercein. He's at the 25, the 20... |
302 | 00:13:06,219 | 00:13:08,521 | NARRATOR: With only three minutes to play, | NARRATOR: With only three minutes to play, |
303 | 00:13:08,555 | 00:13:11,524 | all the hopes and dreams of an entire season | all the hopes and dreams of an entire season |
304 | 00:13:11,558 | 00:13:13,961 | rested on the shoulders of one man. | rested on the shoulders of one man. |
305 | 00:13:13,994 | 00:13:17,564 | * Like a rhinestone cowboy | * Like a rhinestone cowboy |
306 | 00:13:19,799 | 00:13:22,169 | * Riding out on a horse | * Riding out on a horse |
307 | 00:13:22,202 | 00:13:26,039 | * In a star-spangled rodeo | * In a star-spangled rodeo |
308 | 00:13:26,073 | 00:13:27,674 | -* Like a rhine... -(changes station) | -* Like a rhine... -(changes station) |
309 | 00:13:27,707 | 00:13:29,109 | TERRY GROSS: This is "Fresh Air." | TERRY GROSS: This is "Fresh Air." |
310 | 00:13:29,142 | 00:13:30,477 | -I'm Terry Gross. -(takes deep breath) | -I'm Terry Gross. -(takes deep breath) |
311 | 00:13:30,510 | 00:13:31,678 | Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein | Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein |
312 | 00:13:31,711 | 00:13:33,813 | had one of the most successful | had one of the most successful |
313 | 00:13:33,847 | 00:13:36,316 | musical partnerships of the 20th century. | musical partnerships of the 20th century. |
314 | 00:13:36,349 | 00:13:39,286 | TODD S. PURDUM: But I also think it's-it's a canard | TODD S. PURDUM: But I also think it's-it's a canard |
315 | 00:13:39,319 | 00:13:41,054 | that Hammerstein can't write funny songs. | that Hammerstein can't write funny songs. |
316 | 00:13:41,088 | 00:13:42,689 | GROSS: She's got a beautiful voice, | GROSS: She's got a beautiful voice, |
317 | 00:13:42,722 | 00:13:44,157 | so let's hear her singing | so let's hear her singing |
318 | 00:13:44,191 | 00:13:45,658 | "Everybody's Got a Home but Me." | "Everybody's Got a Home but Me." |
319 | 00:13:45,692 | 00:13:47,360 | Will you set the scene for us | Will you set the scene for us |
320 | 00:13:47,394 | 00:13:49,696 | about where this song fits into the show? | about where this song fits into the show? |
321 | 00:13:49,729 | 00:13:51,198 | PURDUM: Well, this young prostitute | PURDUM: Well, this young prostitute |
322 | 00:13:51,231 | 00:13:53,000 | has just arrived in Monterey... | has just arrived in Monterey... |
323 | 00:13:54,267 | 00:13:56,403 | (vehicle door opens, closes) | (vehicle door opens, closes) |
324 | 00:13:56,436 | 00:13:58,438 | (indistinct chatter) | (indistinct chatter) |
325 | 00:13:59,907 | 00:14:02,642 | -(sighs) -BARTENDER: Oh. | -(sighs) -BARTENDER: Oh. |
326 | 00:14:02,675 | 00:14:04,077 | -Evening. -Hey. | -Evening. -Hey. |
327 | 00:14:04,111 | 00:14:05,512 | Hi. What can I get you? | Hi. What can I get you? |
328 | 00:14:05,545 | 00:14:08,481 | Uh, how about a Bud and a burger? | Uh, how about a Bud and a burger? |
329 | 00:14:08,515 | 00:14:11,351 | That sounds good. | That sounds good. |
330 | 00:14:11,384 | 00:14:13,653 | -Thank you so much. -Sure thing. | -Thank you so much. -Sure thing. |
331 | 00:14:13,686 | 00:14:15,055 | Coming up. | Coming up. |
332 | 00:14:16,189 | 00:14:17,257 | -Hey, Charlie. -(knocking) | -Hey, Charlie. -(knocking) |
333 | 00:14:20,928 | 00:14:22,829 | Tough day? | Tough day? |
334 | 00:14:22,862 | 00:14:25,065 | -A long day, traveling. -Oh, yeah? | -A long day, traveling. -Oh, yeah? |
335 | 00:14:25,098 | 00:14:27,100 | -Where from? -Washington, D.C. | -Where from? -Washington, D.C. |
336 | 00:14:27,134 | 00:14:29,436 | Man, I ain't been there since, like, a school trip. | Man, I ain't been there since, like, a school trip. |
337 | 00:14:29,469 | 00:14:31,438 | Can't even remember how many years ago that was. | Can't even remember how many years ago that was. |
338 | 00:14:31,471 | 00:14:32,772 | -It was 29. 29 years. -Yeah? | -It was 29. 29 years. -Yeah? |
339 | 00:14:32,805 | 00:14:35,175 | -Was it? -29 years. Ms. Heuvel's history class. | -Was it? -29 years. Ms. Heuvel's history class. |
340 | 00:14:35,208 | 00:14:36,743 | -That's what it was. Ms. Heuvel's history class. -Yeah. | -That's what it was. Ms. Heuvel's history class. -Yeah. |
341 | 00:14:36,776 | 00:14:38,411 | Security guards chased us out of the Space Museum. | Security guards chased us out of the Space Museum. |
342 | 00:14:38,445 | 00:14:40,713 | Yeah, well, we beat the dog shit out of those other kids. | Yeah, well, we beat the dog shit out of those other kids. |
343 | 00:14:40,747 | 00:14:41,848 | (laughter) | (laughter) |
344 | 00:14:41,881 | 00:14:43,350 | Well, you guys aren't missing anything. | Well, you guys aren't missing anything. |
345 | 00:14:43,383 | 00:14:45,285 | It is a nightmare down there. | It is a nightmare down there. |
346 | 00:14:45,318 | 00:14:47,120 | -Huh. Yeah. (chuckles) -Well, no argument there. | -Huh. Yeah. (chuckles) -Well, no argument there. |
347 | 00:14:47,154 | 00:14:49,189 | -Yeah. You can say that again. -Mm-hmm. | -Yeah. You can say that again. -Mm-hmm. |
348 | 00:14:49,222 | 00:14:51,558 | -Mike Staadt. -Hey. | -Mike Staadt. -Hey. |
349 | 00:14:51,591 | 00:14:53,593 | -We call him Big Mike. -Yeah. | -We call him Big Mike. -Yeah. |
350 | 00:14:53,626 | 00:14:55,295 | People call me Big Mike for some reason. | People call me Big Mike for some reason. |
351 | 00:14:55,328 | 00:14:57,064 | Well, it's, uh, because... to tell us apart. | Well, it's, uh, because... to tell us apart. |
352 | 00:14:57,097 | 00:14:59,232 | Because I'm... my name's Mike, too, but I'm Little Mike. | Because I'm... my name's Mike, too, but I'm Little Mike. |
353 | 00:14:59,266 | 00:15:00,733 | Hey. How are you? Gary. | Hey. How are you? Gary. |
354 | 00:15:00,767 | 00:15:02,869 | -Nice to meet you. -Gary, Gary. | -Nice to meet you. -Gary, Gary. |
355 | 00:15:02,902 | 00:15:05,205 | Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary. | Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary. |
356 | 00:15:05,238 | 00:15:07,207 | BIG MIKE: He likes to give everybody nicknames, so that's | BIG MIKE: He likes to give everybody nicknames, so that's |
357 | 00:15:07,240 | 00:15:09,042 | why he's-he's giving you a nickname right now, which... | why he's-he's giving you a nickname right now, which... |
358 | 00:15:09,076 | 00:15:10,944 | -(chuckles) -It shows friendship and affection. | -(chuckles) -It shows friendship and affection. |
359 | 00:15:10,978 | 00:15:13,080 | -Okay, yeah, but he doesn't... -If you don't like yours, | -Okay, yeah, but he doesn't... -If you don't like yours, |
360 | 00:15:13,113 | 00:15:14,647 | -I'll take it away. -No, I'm fine with my nickname. | -I'll take it away. -No, I'm fine with my nickname. |
361 | 00:15:14,681 | 00:15:15,815 | Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike. | Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike. |
362 | 00:15:15,848 | 00:15:17,284 | LITTLE MIKE: Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary. | LITTLE MIKE: Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary. |
363 | 00:15:17,317 | 00:15:18,952 | Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary. | Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary. |
364 | 00:15:18,986 | 00:15:20,653 | -Hey. How are you? -BARTENDER: Hey. | -Hey. How are you? -BARTENDER: Hey. |
365 | 00:15:20,687 | 00:15:22,956 | -Dave. -My name is Gary, and I'm from D.C., so... | -Dave. -My name is Gary, and I'm from D.C., so... |
366 | 00:15:22,990 | 00:15:24,224 | -that works. -Well, welcome to Deerlaken. | -that works. -Well, welcome to Deerlaken. |
367 | 00:15:24,257 | 00:15:26,960 | -Thank you. -Ever been to Wisconsin before? | -Thank you. -Ever been to Wisconsin before? |
368 | 00:15:26,994 | 00:15:28,828 | Uh, spent a fair amount of time in Madison. | Uh, spent a fair amount of time in Madison. |
369 | 00:15:28,861 | 00:15:30,397 | -So that's a no. -(laughter) | -So that's a no. -(laughter) |
370 | 00:15:30,430 | 00:15:31,931 | -(chuckles) -That's not Wisconsin. | -(chuckles) -That's not Wisconsin. |
371 | 00:15:31,965 | 00:15:34,434 | Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. You know him? | Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. You know him? |
372 | 00:15:34,467 | 00:15:36,569 | -Oh, yeah. He's a great guy. -Yeah, everybody knows Jack. | -Oh, yeah. He's a great guy. -Yeah, everybody knows Jack. |
373 | 00:15:36,603 | 00:15:37,904 | -The Colonel. Great guy. -Semper fi. | -The Colonel. Great guy. -Semper fi. |
374 | 00:15:37,937 | 00:15:39,339 | -Yeah. -DAVE: YouTube star. | -Yeah. -DAVE: YouTube star. |
375 | 00:15:39,372 | 00:15:42,009 | We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need. | We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need. |
376 | 00:15:42,042 | 00:15:44,311 | -Sure. That sounds good. -Tonya? | -Sure. That sounds good. -Tonya? |
377 | 00:15:44,344 | 00:15:45,478 | Yeah, baby. | Yeah, baby. |
378 | 00:15:45,512 | 00:15:47,114 | This gentleman here would like a room. | This gentleman here would like a room. |
379 | 00:15:47,147 | 00:15:49,482 | Oh, sure. What do you need, hon? | Oh, sure. What do you need, hon? |
380 | 00:15:49,516 | 00:15:52,085 | Uh, anything. Any room is fine. | Uh, anything. Any room is fine. |
381 | 00:15:52,119 | 00:15:53,486 | Okay. | Okay. |
382 | 00:15:53,520 | 00:15:55,989 | If you have something on a high floor | If you have something on a high floor |
383 | 00:15:56,023 | 00:15:57,790 | with a king bed and a coffee maker... | with a king bed and a coffee maker... |
384 | 00:15:57,824 | 00:15:59,692 | Okay. Yeah, we... everything's on the second floor. | Okay. Yeah, we... everything's on the second floor. |
385 | 00:15:59,726 | 00:16:01,294 | -Perfect. -They're all pretty much the same. | -Perfect. -They're all pretty much the same. |
386 | 00:16:01,328 | 00:16:03,430 | -That's perfect. I'm easy. -(Tonya chuckles) | -That's perfect. I'm easy. -(Tonya chuckles) |
387 | 00:16:03,463 | 00:16:05,632 | -GARY: Anything's good. -Take 206. It's the biggest. | -GARY: Anything's good. -Take 206. It's the biggest. |
388 | 00:16:05,665 | 00:16:06,966 | -They're all unlocked. -Okay. | -They're all unlocked. -Okay. |
389 | 00:16:07,000 | 00:16:08,901 | Thank you so much, Tonya. | Thank you so much, Tonya. |
390 | 00:16:10,637 | 00:16:12,472 | -LITTLE MIKE: Hey, so, D.C. Gary. -Yeah. | -LITTLE MIKE: Hey, so, D.C. Gary. -Yeah. |
391 | 00:16:12,505 | 00:16:14,041 | You ever been to the White House? | You ever been to the White House? |
392 | 00:16:14,074 | 00:16:15,775 | -I have. -BIG MIKE: What's that like? | -I have. -BIG MIKE: What's that like? |
393 | 00:16:15,808 | 00:16:17,877 | What's that like? It's a lot smaller than you think. | What's that like? It's a lot smaller than you think. |
394 | 00:16:17,910 | 00:16:19,312 | -Thanks. -What? -Really? -Yeah. | -Thanks. -What? -Really? -Yeah. |
395 | 00:16:19,346 | 00:16:21,214 | BIG MIKE: Yeah, 'cause we didn't... I don't think we got | BIG MIKE: Yeah, 'cause we didn't... I don't think we got |
396 | 00:16:21,248 | 00:16:22,382 | by there on that student trip. | by there on that student trip. |
397 | 00:16:22,415 | 00:16:24,117 | Must not have been built at that point. | Must not have been built at that point. |
398 | 00:16:24,151 | 00:16:25,785 | Oh, that looks delicious. Thank you so much. | Oh, that looks delicious. Thank you so much. |
399 | 00:16:25,818 | 00:16:27,354 | Do you have a bottle opener? | Do you have a bottle opener? |
400 | 00:16:27,387 | 00:16:29,356 | -That's a... no, that's just a twist. -Bud, you just twist. | -That's a... no, that's just a twist. -Bud, you just twist. |
401 | 00:16:29,389 | 00:16:30,890 | -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -It's a twist-off. | -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -It's a twist-off. |
402 | 00:16:30,923 | 00:16:32,125 | I know. I know. | I know. I know. |
403 | 00:16:32,159 | 00:16:33,626 | Maybe he does need a bottle opener. | Maybe he does need a bottle opener. |
404 | 00:16:33,660 | 00:16:35,162 | -Maybe use your-your vest. -He's probably... | -Maybe use your-your vest. -He's probably... |
405 | 00:16:35,195 | 00:16:36,996 | -Maybe a European grip. -Ah, I got it. -(cap pops) | -Maybe a European grip. -Ah, I got it. -(cap pops) |
406 | 00:16:37,030 | 00:16:38,398 | -There we go. -There we go. -(cap clatters) | -There we go. -There we go. -(cap clatters) |
407 | 00:16:38,431 | 00:16:39,566 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
408 | 00:16:39,599 | 00:16:41,068 | -Hey. -Cheers. -Cheers. | -Hey. -Cheers. -Cheers. |
409 | 00:16:41,101 | 00:16:42,735 | -Cheers. -Here's to you. -Cheers. | -Cheers. -Here's to you. -Cheers. |
410 | 00:16:42,769 | 00:16:44,671 | Budweiser. | Budweiser. |
411 | 00:16:44,704 | 00:16:47,707 | Mmm. Mmm. | Mmm. Mmm. |
412 | 00:16:47,740 | 00:16:49,776 | (sniffs) Mm-hmm. | (sniffs) Mm-hmm. |
413 | 00:16:52,745 | 00:16:55,115 | You got to be kidding me. | You got to be kidding me. |
414 | 00:17:01,188 | 00:17:03,223 | (sighs): Okay. | (sighs): Okay. |
415 | 00:17:03,256 | 00:17:05,258 | (clears throat, grunts) | (clears throat, grunts) |
416 | 00:17:05,292 | 00:17:06,993 | All right. | All right. |
417 | 00:17:07,026 | 00:17:08,528 | (straining): All right. | (straining): All right. |
418 | 00:17:08,561 | 00:17:10,263 | It's fine, it's fine. | It's fine, it's fine. |
419 | 00:17:10,297 | 00:17:12,232 | It's fine! | It's fine! |
420 | 00:17:12,265 | 00:17:14,000 | -All right. -(door rattling) | -All right. -(door rattling) |
421 | 00:17:14,033 | 00:17:16,869 | And it's fucking locked. | And it's fucking locked. |
422 | 00:17:16,903 | 00:17:18,338 | Goddamn it. | Goddamn it. |
423 | 00:17:18,371 | 00:17:20,507 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
424 | 00:17:20,540 | 00:17:23,610 | Ah, fuck this. | Ah, fuck this. |
425 | 00:17:23,643 | 00:17:26,413 | (sighing): Oh, Deerlaken. | (sighing): Oh, Deerlaken. |
426 | 00:17:26,446 | 00:17:28,248 | Love it. | Love it. |
427 | 00:17:31,118 | 00:17:33,286 | (bed creaks) | (bed creaks) |
428 | 00:17:36,756 | 00:17:39,226 | (sighs): Okay. | (sighs): Okay. |
429 | 00:17:39,259 | 00:17:41,428 | DAVE (over phone): Everything all right? | DAVE (over phone): Everything all right? |
430 | 00:17:41,461 | 00:17:43,896 | Uh, hel... Yes? Hello? | Uh, hel... Yes? Hello? |
431 | 00:17:43,930 | 00:17:45,532 | -It's Dave. -Yes? | -It's Dave. -Yes? |
432 | 00:17:45,565 | 00:17:46,966 | From the Hofbrau House. | From the Hofbrau House. |
433 | 00:17:46,999 | 00:17:49,269 | -From downstairs? -Yes. | -From downstairs? -Yes. |
434 | 00:17:49,302 | 00:17:51,138 | -O-Okay. -Everything all right? | -O-Okay. -Everything all right? |
435 | 00:17:51,171 | 00:17:54,807 | Mm... yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password. | Mm... yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password. |
436 | 00:17:54,841 | 00:17:56,476 | Good luck. | Good luck. |
437 | 00:17:56,509 | 00:17:58,145 | Case-sensitive? | Case-sensitive? |
438 | 00:17:58,178 | 00:18:00,447 | No, good luck getting Wi-Fi. | No, good luck getting Wi-Fi. |
439 | 00:18:00,480 | 00:18:02,315 | You're better off using your phone. | You're better off using your phone. |
440 | 00:18:02,349 | 00:18:04,384 | -Okay. -Okay. | -Okay. -Okay. |
441 | 00:18:04,417 | 00:18:05,818 | All right, very good. | All right, very good. |
442 | 00:18:05,852 | 00:18:08,054 | -Thank you. -Sure. | -Thank you. -Sure. |
443 | 00:18:08,087 | 00:18:10,690 | -Goodbye. -Night, Gar. | -Goodbye. -Night, Gar. |
444 | 00:18:12,792 | 00:18:14,294 | (hangs up phone) | (hangs up phone) |
445 | 00:18:18,165 | 00:18:20,133 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
446 | 00:18:30,177 | 00:18:31,611 | DAVE: Everything all right? | DAVE: Everything all right? |
447 | 00:18:34,447 | 00:18:36,683 | (chuckles quietly) | (chuckles quietly) |
448 | 00:18:47,227 | 00:18:49,061 | MAN: Hey, D.C. Gary! | MAN: Hey, D.C. Gary! |
449 | 00:18:50,530 | 00:18:52,932 | Hey, Gary. | Hey, Gary. |
450 | 00:18:52,965 | 00:18:54,234 | Hey. | Hey. |
451 | 00:18:55,302 | 00:18:56,669 | Good morning, Gary. | Good morning, Gary. |
452 | 00:18:56,703 | 00:18:58,605 | Hey. | Hey. |
453 | 00:18:58,638 | 00:19:00,573 | Okay. | Okay. |
454 | 00:19:03,676 | 00:19:05,845 | -(gasps) Excuse me, Gary. -Hi, Gary. | -(gasps) Excuse me, Gary. -Hi, Gary. |
455 | 00:19:05,878 | 00:19:08,248 | (panting): All right. | (panting): All right. |
456 | 00:19:11,050 | 00:19:12,719 | ANN: Well, hello, Gary. | ANN: Well, hello, Gary. |
457 | 00:19:14,221 | 00:19:16,022 | The Mikes told me that you're up from D.C., | The Mikes told me that you're up from D.C., |
458 | 00:19:16,055 | 00:19:17,857 | and I figured that you might be on the hunt | and I figured that you might be on the hunt |
459 | 00:19:17,890 | 00:19:19,459 | for some good caffeine. (chuckles) | for some good caffeine. (chuckles) |
460 | 00:19:19,492 | 00:19:21,961 | Yes. Um... sure. | Yes. Um... sure. |
461 | 00:19:21,994 | 00:19:23,363 | May I have a... | May I have a... |
462 | 00:19:23,396 | 00:19:25,565 | -Coffee? -A coffee. | -Coffee? -A coffee. |
463 | 00:19:25,598 | 00:19:26,733 | Cream, two sugars. | Cream, two sugars. |
464 | 00:19:26,766 | 00:19:29,135 | Not how I like it, but good. | Not how I like it, but good. |
465 | 00:19:29,168 | 00:19:30,370 | And i-if you don't mind, um, | And i-if you don't mind, um, |
466 | 00:19:30,403 | 00:19:32,339 | when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this? | when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this? |
467 | 00:19:32,372 | 00:19:33,873 | Jack, uh, he gets a little cranky | Jack, uh, he gets a little cranky |
468 | 00:19:33,906 | 00:19:35,242 | if he doesn't get his linzers. | if he doesn't get his linzers. |
469 | 00:19:35,275 | 00:19:37,377 | (laughs) Oh, and I-I, uh... | (laughs) Oh, and I-I, uh... |
470 | 00:19:37,410 | 00:19:40,213 | I put a little streusel in there for you, too. | I put a little streusel in there for you, too. |
471 | 00:19:40,247 | 00:19:42,282 | Just made it. Still warm. | Just made it. Still warm. |
472 | 00:19:44,183 | 00:19:46,018 | Mmm. Okay. | Mmm. Okay. |
473 | 00:19:46,052 | 00:19:48,054 | Ah, no, no, no, no, no. | Ah, no, no, no, no, no. |
474 | 00:19:48,087 | 00:19:49,556 | You're saving me a trip, so... | You're saving me a trip, so... |
475 | 00:19:51,591 | 00:19:53,660 | -(laughing): Okay. -(Ann laughs) | -(laughing): Okay. -(Ann laughs) |
476 | 00:19:53,693 | 00:19:55,695 | Um, okay. | Um, okay. |
477 | 00:19:55,728 | 00:19:57,264 | (chuckles) Okay. | (chuckles) Okay. |
478 | 00:19:59,031 | 00:20:00,767 | Bye, Gary. | Bye, Gary. |
479 | 00:20:00,800 | 00:20:02,835 | (laughing): Okay. Bye. | (laughing): Okay. Bye. |
480 | 00:20:02,869 | 00:20:04,437 | ANN: Have a good one. | ANN: Have a good one. |
481 | 00:20:04,471 | 00:20:07,374 | GARY (laughing): Thank you. You have a good one. | GARY (laughing): Thank you. You have a good one. |
482 | 00:20:07,407 | 00:20:09,742 | Hey, guys. Have a good one. | Hey, guys. Have a good one. |
483 | 00:20:09,776 | 00:20:12,512 | -Hey, lady. Have a good one. -(woman chuckles) | -Hey, lady. Have a good one. -(woman chuckles) |
484 | 00:20:12,545 | 00:20:15,214 | All right. Is everybody having a good one? | All right. Is everybody having a good one? |
485 | 00:20:15,248 | 00:20:17,584 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
486 | 00:20:21,621 | 00:20:24,223 | (bag rustling) | (bag rustling) |
487 | 00:20:28,428 | 00:20:30,397 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
488 | 00:20:30,430 | 00:20:32,399 | Oh, fuck! | Oh, fuck! |
489 | 00:20:41,274 | 00:20:42,742 | Oh! | Oh! |
490 | 00:20:42,775 | 00:20:44,210 | Fuck me! | Fuck me! |
491 | 00:20:44,243 | 00:20:45,878 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
492 | 00:20:45,912 | 00:20:48,315 | (grunts, moans) | (grunts, moans) |
493 | 00:20:50,917 | 00:20:52,985 | Mmm, mmm. | Mmm, mmm. |
494 | 00:20:53,019 | 00:20:54,354 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
495 | 00:21:04,364 | 00:21:06,232 | (grunts) | (grunts) |
496 | 00:21:06,265 | 00:21:07,767 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
497 | 00:21:07,800 | 00:21:09,602 | (grunts) | (grunts) |
498 | 00:21:12,972 | 00:21:15,575 | (vehicle door opens, closes) | (vehicle door opens, closes) |
499 | 00:21:15,608 | 00:21:17,109 | (horn beeps) | (horn beeps) |
500 | 00:21:23,616 | 00:21:26,819 | -(dogs barking) -Shit! God! God! | -(dogs barking) -Shit! God! God! |
501 | 00:21:26,853 | 00:21:29,489 | (grunting) | (grunting) |
502 | 00:21:30,890 | 00:21:33,760 | JACK: Sunny! Muffin! Stand down! | JACK: Sunny! Muffin! Stand down! |
503 | 00:21:33,793 | 00:21:36,128 | Oh, hey. | Oh, hey. |
504 | 00:21:36,162 | 00:21:39,031 | You Ann's new delivery guy? | You Ann's new delivery guy? |
505 | 00:21:39,065 | 00:21:40,667 | (panting): I'm sorry. | (panting): I'm sorry. |
506 | 00:21:40,700 | 00:21:42,769 | Uh, I'll go back and get you some more of those. | Uh, I'll go back and get you some more of those. |
507 | 00:21:42,802 | 00:21:44,471 | Oh, it's fine. I'll probably end up | Oh, it's fine. I'll probably end up |
508 | 00:21:44,504 | 00:21:46,473 | giving them most of them anyway. | giving them most of them anyway. |
509 | 00:21:46,506 | 00:21:48,675 | (chuckling) | (chuckling) |
510 | 00:21:48,708 | 00:21:50,877 | Um ... okay. | Um ... okay. |
511 | 00:21:50,910 | 00:21:52,211 | Okay. (sighs) | Okay. (sighs) |
512 | 00:21:52,244 | 00:21:54,347 | That's an angry labradoodle. | That's an angry labradoodle. |
513 | 00:21:55,382 | 00:21:58,618 | Oh, really beautiful out here. | Oh, really beautiful out here. |
514 | 00:21:58,651 | 00:22:00,787 | Really takes me back. | Really takes me back. |
515 | 00:22:00,820 | 00:22:02,689 | Oh, you a farm boy? | Oh, you a farm boy? |
516 | 00:22:02,722 | 00:22:04,691 | Uh, uh, no. | Uh, uh, no. |
517 | 00:22:04,724 | 00:22:06,959 | Political consultant. | Political consultant. |
518 | 00:22:06,993 | 00:22:08,395 | -(hollers) -(mooing) | -(hollers) -(mooing) |
519 | 00:22:08,428 | 00:22:10,863 | Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet-- | Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet-- |
520 | 00:22:10,897 | 00:22:12,499 | the town hall you busted up. | the town hall you busted up. |
521 | 00:22:12,532 | 00:22:14,534 | -(hollers) -Um... | -(hollers) -Um... |
522 | 00:22:14,567 | 00:22:16,135 | your comments on the responsibility | your comments on the responsibility |
523 | 00:22:16,168 | 00:22:18,237 | to the least of us moved me deeply. | to the least of us moved me deeply. |
524 | 00:22:18,270 | 00:22:20,740 | -Grab a bucket. -And I'll grab a bucket. | -Grab a bucket. -And I'll grab a bucket. |
525 | 00:22:20,773 | 00:22:22,742 | And here they come. Okay. | And here they come. Okay. |
526 | 00:22:22,775 | 00:22:24,544 | -I think, increasingly... -(hollers) | -I think, increasingly... -(hollers) |
527 | 00:22:24,577 | 00:22:27,747 | ...we have lost the capacity to see each other. | ...we have lost the capacity to see each other. |
528 | 00:22:27,780 | 00:22:31,584 | Empathy for those that we don't resemble. | Empathy for those that we don't resemble. |
529 | 00:22:31,618 | 00:22:33,319 | Not to say partisanship has no place, | Not to say partisanship has no place, |
530 | 00:22:33,352 | 00:22:36,022 | but certainly not at the level of toxicity | but certainly not at the level of toxicity |
531 | 00:22:36,055 | 00:22:38,290 | that our current debate incorporates. | that our current debate incorporates. |
532 | 00:22:40,059 | 00:22:43,563 | "No man left behind" is your ethos as a Marine! | "No man left behind" is your ethos as a Marine! |
533 | 00:22:43,596 | 00:22:46,699 | I think it's especially poignant this day and age! | I think it's especially poignant this day and age! |
534 | 00:22:46,733 | 00:22:49,268 | Your words spoke to values, not identity. | Your words spoke to values, not identity. |
535 | 00:22:49,301 | 00:22:51,070 | So important. | So important. |
536 | 00:22:59,479 | 00:23:01,481 | (squishing) | (squishing) |
537 | 00:23:02,715 | 00:23:04,951 | (groans) | (groans) |
538 | 00:23:04,984 | 00:23:08,220 | (grunts, exhales heavily) | (grunts, exhales heavily) |
539 | 00:23:09,321 | 00:23:10,957 | (groans) | (groans) |
540 | 00:23:10,990 | 00:23:12,759 | It was Abraham Lincoln who said, | It was Abraham Lincoln who said, |
541 | 00:23:12,792 | 00:23:14,627 | "An appeal to our better angels." | "An appeal to our better angels." |
542 | 00:23:14,661 | 00:23:16,663 | (toilet flushes) | (toilet flushes) |
543 | 00:23:23,135 | 00:23:24,971 | You came out of there pretty fast. | You came out of there pretty fast. |
544 | 00:23:25,004 | 00:23:26,673 | Did you wash? | Did you wash? |
545 | 00:23:35,482 | 00:23:38,250 | (Gary takes deep breath) | (Gary takes deep breath) |
546 | 00:23:41,588 | 00:23:42,955 | Okay. | Okay. |
547 | 00:23:42,989 | 00:23:45,458 | Here it is. | Here it is. |
548 | 00:23:45,492 | 00:23:48,127 | I want you to be the Democratic candidate | I want you to be the Democratic candidate |
549 | 00:23:48,160 | 00:23:50,129 | for mayor of Deerlaken. | for mayor of Deerlaken. |
550 | 00:23:51,964 | 00:23:54,433 | Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a Democrat, | Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a Democrat, |
551 | 00:23:54,467 | 00:23:57,403 | but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are, | but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are, |
552 | 00:23:57,436 | 00:23:59,839 | and I would like to offer my company's services | and I would like to offer my company's services |
553 | 00:23:59,872 | 00:24:01,440 | to help you do so. | to help you do so. |
554 | 00:24:08,548 | 00:24:11,417 | Well, I thank you. | Well, I thank you. |
555 | 00:24:11,450 | 00:24:12,985 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
556 | 00:24:13,019 | 00:24:14,921 | You know, thanks for the help today. | You know, thanks for the help today. |
557 | 00:24:14,954 | 00:24:16,623 | My pleasure. | My pleasure. |
558 | 00:24:16,656 | 00:24:20,092 | But all things being equal, | But all things being equal, |
559 | 00:24:20,126 | 00:24:22,128 | I'd rather not. | I'd rather not. |
560 | 00:24:25,464 | 00:24:27,834 | All right. | All right. |
561 | 00:24:27,867 | 00:24:30,537 | Can I be completely honest with you? | Can I be completely honest with you? |
562 | 00:24:30,570 | 00:24:31,971 | No bullshit. | No bullshit. |
563 | 00:24:32,004 | 00:24:33,339 | Be nice. | Be nice. |
564 | 00:24:33,372 | 00:24:35,007 | My daughter's here. | My daughter's here. |
565 | 00:24:35,041 | 00:24:38,310 | That was your daughter, with her-her arm up the c-cow? | That was your daughter, with her-her arm up the c-cow? |
566 | 00:24:38,344 | 00:24:40,046 | Okay. Look... | Okay. Look... |
567 | 00:24:40,079 | 00:24:41,614 | (Gary sighs) | (Gary sighs) |
568 | 00:24:41,648 | 00:24:44,684 | -Democrats are getting their asses kicked. -Mm. | -Democrats are getting their asses kicked. -Mm. |
569 | 00:24:44,717 | 00:24:49,221 | Because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you. | Because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you. |
570 | 00:24:49,255 | 00:24:52,158 | I really believe that you believe what I believe-- | I really believe that you believe what I believe-- |
571 | 00:24:52,191 | 00:24:55,227 | that what is happening in this town is wrong. | that what is happening in this town is wrong. |
572 | 00:24:55,261 | 00:24:57,864 | What is happening in this country is wrong. | What is happening in this country is wrong. |
573 | 00:24:57,897 | 00:24:59,832 | People are turning their backs on each other. | People are turning their backs on each other. |
574 | 00:24:59,866 | 00:25:02,034 | We are forgetting that we need each other. | We are forgetting that we need each other. |
575 | 00:25:02,068 | 00:25:03,903 | What you said in your speech-- | What you said in your speech-- |
576 | 00:25:03,936 | 00:25:05,572 | strong as our weakest link. | strong as our weakest link. |
577 | 00:25:05,605 | 00:25:07,039 | Do you mean that? | Do you mean that? |
578 | 00:25:07,073 | 00:25:08,808 | Did you mean it when you said that? | Did you mean it when you said that? |
579 | 00:25:08,841 | 00:25:12,078 | Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation | Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation |
580 | 00:25:12,111 | 00:25:14,380 | to try to strengthen those weak links. | to try to strengthen those weak links. |
581 | 00:25:14,413 | 00:25:17,349 | And you can do it. You can do it. | And you can do it. You can do it. |
582 | 00:25:17,383 | 00:25:19,518 | You can do it in this sort of position. | You can do it in this sort of position. |
583 | 00:25:19,552 | 00:25:23,122 | You can help strengthen those... those weak links. | You can help strengthen those... those weak links. |
584 | 00:25:25,524 | 00:25:27,526 | You can achieve that. | You can achieve that. |
585 | 00:25:30,797 | 00:25:33,165 | -Okay... -(taps desk) | -Okay... -(taps desk) |
586 | 00:25:33,199 | 00:25:34,567 | All right. | All right. |
587 | 00:25:34,601 | 00:25:36,068 | You know what? | You know what? |
588 | 00:25:37,236 | 00:25:39,038 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
589 | 00:25:39,071 | 00:25:42,609 | All due respect, Colonel, anybody can make a speech. | All due respect, Colonel, anybody can make a speech. |
590 | 00:25:42,642 | 00:25:44,577 | The real test is backing up your words. | The real test is backing up your words. |
591 | 00:25:44,611 | 00:25:46,913 | The things that you said to those folks in that meeting, | The things that you said to those folks in that meeting, |
592 | 00:25:46,946 | 00:25:50,216 | was that principle, | was that principle, |
593 | 00:25:50,249 | 00:25:52,251 | or was that just a hobby? | or was that just a hobby? |
594 | 00:25:54,253 | 00:25:55,855 | Let me know. | Let me know. |
595 | 00:25:55,888 | 00:25:58,691 | Why does he need three guns? | Why does he need three guns? |
596 | 00:25:58,725 | 00:26:00,727 | (door opens) | (door opens) |
597 | 00:26:00,760 | 00:26:02,294 | (door closes) | (door closes) |
598 | 00:26:21,347 | 00:26:23,249 | (rooster crows in distance) | (rooster crows in distance) |
599 | 00:26:23,282 | 00:26:25,251 | (gasps, groans) | (gasps, groans) |
600 | 00:26:25,284 | 00:26:27,253 | -(groaning): Oh, God. -(laughs) | -(groaning): Oh, God. -(laughs) |
601 | 00:26:27,286 | 00:26:30,222 | -Shit. -I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine. | -Shit. -I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine. |
602 | 00:26:30,256 | 00:26:31,624 | (groans) | (groans) |
603 | 00:26:31,658 | 00:26:33,559 | Don't you people believe in locks? | Don't you people believe in locks? |
604 | 00:26:33,592 | 00:26:37,163 | Or privacy or basic social contracts? | Or privacy or basic social contracts? |
605 | 00:26:37,196 | 00:26:38,931 | Yeah, Tonya let me in. | Yeah, Tonya let me in. |
606 | 00:26:38,965 | 00:26:41,300 | I told her I had something important | I told her I had something important |
607 | 00:26:41,333 | 00:26:43,770 | I needed to talk to you about. | I needed to talk to you about. |
608 | 00:26:45,772 | 00:26:47,473 | You'll do it? | You'll do it? |
609 | 00:26:47,506 | 00:26:48,975 | Under one condition. | Under one condition. |
610 | 00:26:49,008 | 00:26:50,643 | Great. Name it. | Great. Name it. |
611 | 00:26:52,645 | 00:26:54,647 | You run the damn thing. | You run the damn thing. |
612 | 00:26:54,681 | 00:26:56,148 | I got the farm to worry about. | I got the farm to worry about. |
613 | 00:26:56,182 | 00:26:57,984 | Don't have any idea how to even start. | Don't have any idea how to even start. |
614 | 00:26:58,017 | 00:27:00,820 | I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you. | I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you. |
615 | 00:27:00,853 | 00:27:02,321 | No, no, that's not gonna do it. | No, no, that's not gonna do it. |
616 | 00:27:02,354 | 00:27:04,691 | You. | You. |
617 | 00:27:04,724 | 00:27:07,860 | The deal is you run it from here. | The deal is you run it from here. |
618 | 00:27:07,894 | 00:27:09,762 | I checked you out. | I checked you out. |
619 | 00:27:09,796 | 00:27:12,064 | You got one hell of a portfolio. | You got one hell of a portfolio. |
620 | 00:27:14,233 | 00:27:17,069 | So, deal? | So, deal? |
621 | 00:27:21,841 | 00:27:23,843 | GARY: I'd like a big clump of the cows | GARY: I'd like a big clump of the cows |
622 | 00:27:23,876 | 00:27:25,878 | right here in the center. | right here in the center. |
623 | 00:27:27,413 | 00:27:29,381 | -Do you copy me? -Yes, sir! | -Do you copy me? -Yes, sir! |
624 | 00:27:29,415 | 00:27:32,184 | Okay. If you can just move 'em over that way. | Okay. If you can just move 'em over that way. |
625 | 00:27:32,218 | 00:27:33,886 | -Yep! -Okay! | -Yep! -Okay! |
626 | 00:27:33,920 | 00:27:36,388 | And if you could get some of them to face front. | And if you could get some of them to face front. |
627 | 00:27:36,422 | 00:27:37,857 | (under breath): Oh, my God. | (under breath): Oh, my God. |
628 | 00:27:37,890 | 00:27:40,159 | Hey there, Colonel. | Hey there, Colonel. |
629 | 00:27:40,192 | 00:27:42,028 | Gary. | Gary. |
630 | 00:27:42,061 | 00:27:45,197 | Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here. | Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here. |
631 | 00:27:45,231 | 00:27:46,665 | I'll be certain to vote for you. | I'll be certain to vote for you. |
632 | 00:27:46,699 | 00:27:48,500 | Thank y'all, folks, for coming. | Thank y'all, folks, for coming. |
633 | 00:27:48,534 | 00:27:50,536 | So, this is just a quick kickoff. | So, this is just a quick kickoff. |
634 | 00:27:50,569 | 00:27:53,305 | Let's make you look a little more like Farmer Jack | Let's make you look a little more like Farmer Jack |
635 | 00:27:53,339 | 00:27:57,409 | and less like Certified Public Accountant Jack. | and less like Certified Public Accountant Jack. |
636 | 00:27:57,443 | 00:27:59,645 | -There you go. -Uh, okay. | -There you go. -Uh, okay. |
637 | 00:27:59,678 | 00:28:01,047 | Oh... | Oh... |
638 | 00:28:01,080 | 00:28:02,214 | -Oh, no, no. That's okay. -JACK: Quit it. | -Oh, no, no. That's okay. -JACK: Quit it. |
639 | 00:28:02,248 | 00:28:03,315 | -That's okay. Donny, right? -Quit it. | -That's okay. Donny, right? -Quit it. |
640 | 00:28:03,349 | 00:28:04,550 | Michael. | Michael. |
641 | 00:28:04,583 | 00:28:07,153 | Michael, we can just boom him, okay? | Michael, we can just boom him, okay? |
642 | 00:28:07,186 | 00:28:08,487 | The pole with the thing on the end. | The pole with the thing on the end. |
643 | 00:28:08,520 | 00:28:09,756 | Do you do sound, Michael? | Do you do sound, Michael? |
644 | 00:28:09,789 | 00:28:11,190 | -Chuck does sound. -Okay. | -Chuck does sound. -Okay. |
645 | 00:28:11,223 | 00:28:12,759 | But he's at the lake with his family. | But he's at the lake with his family. |
646 | 00:28:12,792 | 00:28:14,193 | Okay, well, that's too bad that he's not... | Okay, well, that's too bad that he's not... |
647 | 00:28:14,226 | 00:28:15,862 | -Eh, that's okay. That's okay. We'll just go without. -No. | -Eh, that's okay. That's okay. We'll just go without. -No. |
648 | 00:28:15,895 | 00:28:17,696 | -Thank you, Donny. -Thank you, son. Thank you. | -Thank you, Donny. -Thank you, son. Thank you. |
649 | 00:28:17,730 | 00:28:18,998 | Okay. | Okay. |
650 | 00:28:19,031 | 00:28:20,332 | Let's give it a try. | Let's give it a try. |
651 | 00:28:20,366 | 00:28:21,734 | There you are. | There you are. |
652 | 00:28:21,768 | 00:28:23,535 | Uh, this is... | Uh, this is... |
653 | 00:28:23,569 | 00:28:25,237 | Why you are running for mayor. | Why you are running for mayor. |
654 | 00:28:26,272 | 00:28:27,439 | Wow. | Wow. |
655 | 00:28:27,473 | 00:28:29,541 | I quote Patton... | I quote Patton... |
656 | 00:28:29,575 | 00:28:30,877 | and Jesus. | and Jesus. |
657 | 00:28:30,910 | 00:28:32,078 | Paraphrase. | Paraphrase. |
658 | 00:28:32,111 | 00:28:34,446 | And you can't go to the prom without a corsage. | And you can't go to the prom without a corsage. |
659 | 00:28:34,480 | 00:28:36,415 | (cows mooing) | (cows mooing) |
660 | 00:28:36,448 | 00:28:38,384 | Let's make magic. | Let's make magic. |
661 | 00:28:38,417 | 00:28:41,120 | All right. Thank you for coming. | All right. Thank you for coming. |
662 | 00:28:41,153 | 00:28:43,122 | Could we quiet the cows, please?! | Could we quiet the cows, please?! |
663 | 00:28:43,155 | 00:28:45,024 | Thank you! | Thank you! |
664 | 00:28:45,057 | 00:28:47,894 | Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel Jack Hastings. | Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel Jack Hastings. |
665 | 00:28:52,098 | 00:28:54,066 | So, uh, | So, uh, |
666 | 00:28:54,100 | 00:28:57,469 | I am Colonel Jack Hastings, and... | I am Colonel Jack Hastings, and... |
667 | 00:28:57,503 | 00:29:00,339 | I'm running for mayor. | I'm running for mayor. |
668 | 00:29:04,777 | 00:29:07,279 | So, uh... | So, uh... |
669 | 00:29:07,313 | 00:29:10,049 | How we doing? | How we doing? |
670 | 00:29:10,082 | 00:29:12,618 | All right. Beautifully put. | All right. Beautifully put. |
671 | 00:29:13,853 | 00:29:15,621 | Are there any questions for the Colonel? | Are there any questions for the Colonel? |
672 | 00:29:15,654 | 00:29:17,089 | Anyone? | Anyone? |
673 | 00:29:18,791 | 00:29:20,759 | Bueller? | Bueller? |
674 | 00:29:20,793 | 00:29:22,428 | Uh, yes, Colonel. | Uh, yes, Colonel. |
675 | 00:29:22,461 | 00:29:24,096 | Yes, name and affiliation, please. | Yes, name and affiliation, please. |
676 | 00:29:24,130 | 00:29:26,632 | -It's Dan. -Name and affiliation, please. | -It's Dan. -Name and affiliation, please. |
677 | 00:29:26,665 | 00:29:28,467 | I'm Dan. | I'm Dan. |
678 | 00:29:28,500 | 00:29:30,069 | Go ahead, Daniel. | Go ahead, Daniel. |
679 | 00:29:30,102 | 00:29:31,470 | Easy on the cows! | Easy on the cows! |
680 | 00:29:31,503 | 00:29:33,639 | Um, yes, Mr. Hastings, uh, Colonel, | Um, yes, Mr. Hastings, uh, Colonel, |
681 | 00:29:33,672 | 00:29:35,074 | could you say that again? | could you say that again? |
682 | 00:29:35,107 | 00:29:37,276 | Because I-I don't think my recorder was on. | Because I-I don't think my recorder was on. |
683 | 00:29:39,145 | 00:29:40,947 | Mm. Do it again? | Mm. Do it again? |
684 | 00:29:40,980 | 00:29:42,514 | GARY: Hey, you know what? | GARY: Hey, you know what? |
685 | 00:29:42,548 | 00:29:43,782 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
686 | 00:29:43,816 | 00:29:45,017 | -GARY: Now... -We'll get it. | -GARY: Now... -We'll get it. |
687 | 00:29:45,051 | 00:29:47,119 | GARY: Okay, this one... | GARY: Okay, this one... |
688 | 00:29:47,153 | 00:29:49,321 | What I'm looking for-- | What I'm looking for-- |
689 | 00:29:49,355 | 00:29:52,191 | don't put all the black ones in the center. | don't put all the black ones in the center. |
690 | 00:29:52,224 | 00:29:55,094 | He's running as a moderate, okay? | He's running as a moderate, okay? |
691 | 00:29:55,127 | 00:29:57,329 | And if you could get some facing this way, | And if you could get some facing this way, |
692 | 00:29:57,363 | 00:29:58,865 | that would be helpful. | that would be helpful. |
693 | 00:29:58,898 | 00:30:00,799 | More local news tonight out of Deerlaken. | More local news tonight out of Deerlaken. |
694 | 00:30:00,833 | 00:30:02,268 | Former Marine Colonel Jack Hastings | Former Marine Colonel Jack Hastings |
695 | 00:30:02,301 | 00:30:04,470 | announcing today that he's running for mayor | announcing today that he's running for mayor |
696 | 00:30:04,503 | 00:30:06,005 | as a Democrat. | as a Democrat. |
697 | 00:30:06,038 | 00:30:07,940 | While Braun may have an incumbent's advantage, | While Braun may have an incumbent's advantage, |
698 | 00:30:07,974 | 00:30:09,375 | political insiders say Hastings | political insiders say Hastings |
699 | 00:30:09,408 | 00:30:11,443 | is likely to give him a run for his money. | is likely to give him a run for his money. |
700 | 00:30:11,477 | 00:30:12,845 | Happening now, a major... | Happening now, a major... |
701 | 00:30:12,879 | 00:30:15,614 | JACK: Well, how much is this gonna cost? | JACK: Well, how much is this gonna cost? |
702 | 00:30:15,647 | 00:30:17,884 | GARY: You let me worry about that. | GARY: You let me worry about that. |
703 | 00:30:17,917 | 00:30:19,952 | What I need from you are people, volunteers. | What I need from you are people, volunteers. |
704 | 00:30:19,986 | 00:30:21,453 | We got a lot of legwork | We got a lot of legwork |
705 | 00:30:21,487 | 00:30:23,722 | if we're gonna make a noise in this thing. | if we're gonna make a noise in this thing. |
706 | 00:30:23,755 | 00:30:25,391 | -More coffee? -Oh, I'm good. | -More coffee? -Oh, I'm good. |
707 | 00:30:25,424 | 00:30:27,126 | No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks. | No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks. |
708 | 00:30:27,159 | 00:30:28,827 | You know what I do need? | You know what I do need? |
709 | 00:30:28,861 | 00:30:31,563 | I need a couple buckets of that gravy | I need a couple buckets of that gravy |
710 | 00:30:31,597 | 00:30:33,933 | so I can take a bath in it. | so I can take a bath in it. |
711 | 00:30:35,001 | 00:30:37,203 | So good. | So good. |
712 | 00:30:37,236 | 00:30:38,370 | Delicious. | Delicious. |
713 | 00:30:38,404 | 00:30:39,872 | (takes deep breath) | (takes deep breath) |
714 | 00:30:39,906 | 00:30:42,141 | My compliments to the chef. | My compliments to the chef. |
715 | 00:30:42,174 | 00:30:43,209 | I'll let Ziggy know. | I'll let Ziggy know. |
716 | 00:30:43,242 | 00:30:44,476 | Great. | Great. |
717 | 00:30:44,510 | 00:30:45,811 | That ought to cheer him up. | That ought to cheer him up. |
718 | 00:30:45,844 | 00:30:48,180 | JACK: Just the check, Lizzie. | JACK: Just the check, Lizzie. |
719 | 00:30:48,214 | 00:30:50,182 | Will do, Jack. | Will do, Jack. |
720 | 00:30:50,216 | 00:30:53,019 | GARY: What's the deal with the happy chef? | GARY: What's the deal with the happy chef? |
721 | 00:30:53,052 | 00:30:55,021 | JACK: Oh, Ziggy's all right. | JACK: Oh, Ziggy's all right. |
722 | 00:30:55,054 | 00:30:57,023 | -Oh? -He owns the place. | -Oh? -He owns the place. |
723 | 00:30:57,056 | 00:30:59,558 | Eh, he may be a bit peeved about the election thing. | Eh, he may be a bit peeved about the election thing. |
724 | 00:30:59,591 | 00:31:02,261 | He's Mayor Braun's brother. | He's Mayor Braun's brother. |
725 | 00:31:02,294 | 00:31:05,397 | Why isn't this place called Braun's? | Why isn't this place called Braun's? |
726 | 00:31:05,431 | 00:31:10,436 | The Hansens owned this place since probably... Korea. | The Hansens owned this place since probably... Korea. |
727 | 00:31:10,469 | 00:31:13,339 | Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years, | Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years, |
728 | 00:31:13,372 | 00:31:16,375 | and had to sell once the base closed, | and had to sell once the base closed, |
729 | 00:31:16,408 | 00:31:20,246 | but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's. | but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's. |
730 | 00:31:20,279 | 00:31:23,182 | Base closing really hammered this place. | Base closing really hammered this place. |
731 | 00:31:23,215 | 00:31:24,951 | Yeah, it did. | Yeah, it did. |
732 | 00:31:24,984 | 00:31:28,020 | More than half of our storefronts have shut down. | More than half of our storefronts have shut down. |
733 | 00:31:28,054 | 00:31:29,788 | In fact, we're losing our high school | In fact, we're losing our high school |
734 | 00:31:29,821 | 00:31:31,924 | if we can't come up with the funding. | if we can't come up with the funding. |
735 | 00:31:31,958 | 00:31:36,428 | But no matter what folks might wish for here, | But no matter what folks might wish for here, |
736 | 00:31:36,462 | 00:31:38,230 | it ain't coming back. | it ain't coming back. |
737 | 00:31:38,264 | 00:31:40,432 | "Vote for Jack Hastings, | "Vote for Jack Hastings, |
738 | 00:31:40,466 | 00:31:42,101 | "'cause no matter what you wish for, | "'cause no matter what you wish for, |
739 | 00:31:42,134 | 00:31:44,636 | -it ain't never coming back." -(chuckling) | -it ain't never coming back." -(chuckling) |
740 | 00:31:44,670 | 00:31:46,272 | -I like it. It's good. -Well... | -I like it. It's good. -Well... |
741 | 00:31:46,305 | 00:31:48,640 | -I'm not gonna lie to people. -No, I know. I know. | -I'm not gonna lie to people. -No, I know. I know. |
742 | 00:31:48,674 | 00:31:51,577 | I was just being witty and cynical. | I was just being witty and cynical. |
743 | 00:31:51,610 | 00:31:54,080 | Can't win a battle if you're not honest | Can't win a battle if you're not honest |
744 | 00:31:54,113 | 00:31:56,448 | about what you're really up against. | about what you're really up against. |
745 | 00:31:56,482 | 00:31:58,050 | No, you cannot. | No, you cannot. |
746 | 00:31:58,084 | 00:31:59,651 | (footsteps approaching) | (footsteps approaching) |
747 | 00:31:59,685 | 00:32:01,988 | LIZZIE: Not enough for a bath, | LIZZIE: Not enough for a bath, |
748 | 00:32:02,021 | 00:32:04,156 | but you can get a good foot soak in. | but you can get a good foot soak in. |
749 | 00:32:05,924 | 00:32:06,993 | GARY: Thank you. | GARY: Thank you. |
750 | 00:32:07,026 | 00:32:09,695 | -A straw. -(chuckling) | -A straw. -(chuckling) |
751 | 00:32:11,697 | 00:32:13,099 | -(claps) -GARY: All right, let's bring it in. | -(claps) -GARY: All right, let's bring it in. |
752 | 00:32:13,132 | 00:32:14,900 | Everybody in. Ah... | Everybody in. Ah... |
753 | 00:32:14,933 | 00:32:16,802 | -phone bank! -OTHERS: Phone bank. | -phone bank! -OTHERS: Phone bank. |
754 | 00:32:16,835 | 00:32:18,237 | Well, you'll get it next time. | Well, you'll get it next time. |
755 | 00:32:18,270 | 00:32:20,006 | Okay, I want you to be upbeat. | Okay, I want you to be upbeat. |
756 | 00:32:20,039 | 00:32:21,673 | I want you to be positive. | I want you to be positive. |
757 | 00:32:21,707 | 00:32:24,176 | Active participation is what we're looking for. | Active participation is what we're looking for. |
758 | 00:32:24,210 | 00:32:26,078 | Would they volunteer? Would they donate? | Would they volunteer? Would they donate? |
759 | 00:32:26,112 | 00:32:27,946 | Can we drop off a lawn sign? | Can we drop off a lawn sign? |
760 | 00:32:27,980 | 00:32:29,915 | -Would they donate? -(laughs) | -Would they donate? -(laughs) |
761 | 00:32:29,948 | 00:32:31,650 | Would they donate? | Would they donate? |
762 | 00:32:31,683 | 00:32:34,120 | Yes, write that down. That's good. | Yes, write that down. That's good. |
763 | 00:32:34,153 | 00:32:36,288 | Got some sample scripts for you there. | Got some sample scripts for you there. |
764 | 00:32:36,322 | 00:32:38,024 | Contact list there. | Contact list there. |
765 | 00:32:38,057 | 00:32:39,558 | To the ramparts! | To the ramparts! |
766 | 00:32:41,360 | 00:32:43,129 | That means go. You can begin. | That means go. You can begin. |
767 | 00:32:43,162 | 00:32:44,830 | -Oh. -Now... | -Oh. -Now... |
768 | 00:32:44,863 | 00:32:46,698 | you guys are my "A" team. | you guys are my "A" team. |
769 | 00:32:46,732 | 00:32:49,201 | So, first, we're going to take these lawn signs, | So, first, we're going to take these lawn signs, |
770 | 00:32:49,235 | 00:32:52,104 | and we're going to put them in all available public spaces. | and we're going to put them in all available public spaces. |
771 | 00:32:52,138 | 00:32:54,140 | I want them visible but not obnoxiously so. | I want them visible but not obnoxiously so. |
772 | 00:32:54,173 | 00:32:57,343 | Isn't it a little early for lawn signs? | Isn't it a little early for lawn signs? |
773 | 00:32:59,145 | 00:33:01,047 | DIANA: I'm sorry. She just, um... | DIANA: I'm sorry. She just, um... |
774 | 00:33:01,080 | 00:33:02,448 | 'Cause just around here, | 'Cause just around here, |
775 | 00:33:02,481 | 00:33:04,183 | sometimes people aren't so keen... | sometimes people aren't so keen... |
776 | 00:33:04,216 | 00:33:06,518 | -Mm-hmm. -But then, I do appreciate | -Mm-hmm. -But then, I do appreciate |
777 | 00:33:06,552 | 00:33:08,287 | that you got the signs made. | that you got the signs made. |
778 | 00:33:08,320 | 00:33:10,156 | -Mm-hmm. -GARY: I mean, we've always used lawn signs. | -Mm-hmm. -GARY: I mean, we've always used lawn signs. |
779 | 00:33:10,189 | 00:33:12,358 | -Yeah. -They've worked for hundreds of years, so... | -Yeah. -They've worked for hundreds of years, so... |
780 | 00:33:12,391 | 00:33:14,060 | -Great. -Yeah, let's just use 'em. | -Great. -Yeah, let's just use 'em. |
781 | 00:33:14,093 | 00:33:16,062 | Great. All right, Ann? | Great. All right, Ann? |
782 | 00:33:16,095 | 00:33:18,064 | -Hmm? Okay. -I want you to take the downtown area. | -Hmm? Okay. -I want you to take the downtown area. |
783 | 00:33:18,097 | 00:33:20,566 | Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 39? | Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 39? |
784 | 00:33:20,599 | 00:33:22,634 | -(phones ringing) -And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here... | -(phones ringing) -And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here... |
785 | 00:33:22,668 | 00:33:24,170 | -Hello? -MAN: Yeah? | -Hello? -MAN: Yeah? |
786 | 00:33:24,203 | 00:33:25,804 | -...to do... -Good morning. | -...to do... -Good morning. |
787 | 00:33:25,837 | 00:33:27,473 | Hi. This is Matthew, and I'm a volunteer | Hi. This is Matthew, and I'm a volunteer |
788 | 00:33:27,506 | 00:33:28,707 | -calling with Jack... -WOMAN: Matthew? | -calling with Jack... -WOMAN: Matthew? |
789 | 00:33:28,740 | 00:33:29,875 | -Matt... Matthew... -Hello? | -Matt... Matthew... -Hello? |
790 | 00:33:29,908 | 00:33:31,643 | -Hello? -(overlapping chatter) | -Hello? -(overlapping chatter) |
791 | 00:33:31,677 | 00:33:33,245 | -What are you doing? -(laughter) | -What are you doing? -(laughter) |
792 | 00:33:33,279 | 00:33:35,347 | -Room. -MICHAEL: Good morning, Mr. Zimmer. | -Room. -MICHAEL: Good morning, Mr. Zimmer. |
793 | 00:33:35,381 | 00:33:37,916 | My name is Michael, calling on behalf of Colonel Hastings. | My name is Michael, calling on behalf of Colonel Hastings. |
794 | 00:33:37,949 | 00:33:40,219 | Guys, guys, guys, guys. | Guys, guys, guys, guys. |
795 | 00:33:40,252 | 00:33:41,720 | All right, this is what's happening here. | All right, this is what's happening here. |
796 | 00:33:41,753 | 00:33:43,989 | You're calling off the office contact list. | You're calling off the office contact list. |
797 | 00:33:44,022 | 00:33:45,557 | This is the voter contact list. | This is the voter contact list. |
798 | 00:33:45,591 | 00:33:47,559 | -Oh. -(laughter) -GARY: So, yeah, I know. | -Oh. -(laughter) -GARY: So, yeah, I know. |
799 | 00:33:47,593 | 00:33:50,362 | I want you to call the voter contact list. | I want you to call the voter contact list. |
800 | 00:33:50,396 | 00:33:51,997 | We're already voting for the Colonel. | We're already voting for the Colonel. |
801 | 00:33:52,030 | 00:33:53,565 | Okay? Good. | Okay? Good. |
802 | 00:33:53,599 | 00:33:55,267 | Let's go do the signs, too. | Let's go do the signs, too. |
803 | 00:33:55,301 | 00:33:56,768 | -(indistinct chatter) -GARY: Oh, my God. | -(indistinct chatter) -GARY: Oh, my God. |
804 | 00:33:56,802 | 00:33:59,037 | Keep doing that, guys. | Keep doing that, guys. |
805 | 00:33:59,071 | 00:34:01,073 | (gas pump sputtering, meter dinging steadily) | (gas pump sputtering, meter dinging steadily) |
806 | 00:34:06,778 | 00:34:09,281 | Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary! | Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary! |
807 | 00:34:09,315 | 00:34:12,284 | -Hi. -Hey, Gar, come on over. | -Hi. -Hey, Gar, come on over. |
808 | 00:34:12,318 | 00:34:14,553 | Okay. All right. | Okay. All right. |
809 | 00:34:14,586 | 00:34:16,222 | -Nothing, nothing, nothing. -(others muttering) | -Nothing, nothing, nothing. -(others muttering) |
810 | 00:34:16,255 | 00:34:17,889 | Uh, that's a six. That is a five. | Uh, that's a six. That is a five. |
811 | 00:34:17,923 | 00:34:19,191 | And a four. Look at that. | And a four. Look at that. |
812 | 00:34:19,225 | 00:34:20,526 | -And a seven. -Oh, my... Oh! | -And a seven. -Oh, my... Oh! |
813 | 00:34:20,559 | 00:34:22,261 | -(bangs table) -I'm keeping it, baby! | -(bangs table) -I'm keeping it, baby! |
814 | 00:34:22,294 | 00:34:24,363 | -Ah! -Hey, everybody. | -Ah! -Hey, everybody. |
815 | 00:34:24,396 | 00:34:25,964 | -Hey. -This is D.C. Gary. | -Hey. -This is D.C. Gary. |
816 | 00:34:25,997 | 00:34:28,234 | He's staying above the Hofbrau. | He's staying above the Hofbrau. |
817 | 00:34:28,267 | 00:34:29,568 | -Hey. -GARY: Good to see you. | -Hey. -GARY: Good to see you. |
818 | 00:34:29,601 | 00:34:30,569 | Welcome to The Ambassador's Lounge. | Welcome to The Ambassador's Lounge. |
819 | 00:34:30,602 | 00:34:31,970 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
820 | 00:34:32,003 | 00:34:33,372 | Hear you're in town helping the Colonel. | Hear you're in town helping the Colonel. |
821 | 00:34:33,405 | 00:34:34,940 | -Yes, I am. -He's a good man. | -Yes, I am. -He's a good man. |
822 | 00:34:34,973 | 00:34:36,642 | He is. He is a good man. | He is. He is a good man. |
823 | 00:34:36,675 | 00:34:39,211 | So, is this your campaign office here? | So, is this your campaign office here? |
824 | 00:34:39,245 | 00:34:41,280 | -(laughter) -This? | -(laughter) -This? |
825 | 00:34:41,313 | 00:34:43,449 | No, this is The Ambassador's Lounge, | No, this is The Ambassador's Lounge, |
826 | 00:34:43,482 | 00:34:47,119 | an elite, uh, social club of the area's top entrepreneurs, | an elite, uh, social club of the area's top entrepreneurs, |
827 | 00:34:47,153 | 00:34:49,621 | -athletes and raconteurs. -Ah. | -athletes and raconteurs. -Ah. |
828 | 00:34:49,655 | 00:34:51,257 | -It's a shithole. -(laughter) | -It's a shithole. -(laughter) |
829 | 00:34:51,290 | 00:34:52,558 | BIG MIKE: Hey, guys. | BIG MIKE: Hey, guys. |
830 | 00:34:52,591 | 00:34:54,660 | Jack's already got lawn signs printed up. (chuckles) | Jack's already got lawn signs printed up. (chuckles) |
831 | 00:34:58,697 | 00:35:01,099 | Well, I got to head out. | Well, I got to head out. |
832 | 00:35:01,133 | 00:35:03,001 | Got a lot of work to catch up on. | Got a lot of work to catch up on. |
833 | 00:35:03,034 | 00:35:04,436 | Pleasure meeting everybody. | Pleasure meeting everybody. |
834 | 00:35:04,470 | 00:35:06,272 | BRAUN: Hey, Father, you want to go with him? | BRAUN: Hey, Father, you want to go with him? |
835 | 00:35:06,305 | 00:35:07,739 | He might need a miracle or two. | He might need a miracle or two. |
836 | 00:35:07,773 | 00:35:09,641 | This town hasn't had a Democrat mayor | This town hasn't had a Democrat mayor |
837 | 00:35:09,675 | 00:35:11,843 | since La Follette ruled these parts, and... | since La Follette ruled these parts, and... |
838 | 00:35:11,877 | 00:35:14,513 | hasn't had a Democratic Party since the '70s. | hasn't had a Democratic Party since the '70s. |
839 | 00:35:14,546 | 00:35:15,981 | -(laughter) -Gonna take a little bit more | -(laughter) -Gonna take a little bit more |
840 | 00:35:16,014 | 00:35:17,783 | than lawn signs. | than lawn signs. |
841 | 00:35:18,884 | 00:35:20,452 | Okay. | Okay. |
842 | 00:35:22,621 | 00:35:24,022 | (bell dings) | (bell dings) |
843 | 00:35:28,227 | 00:35:30,429 | NARRATOR: Colonel Jack Hastings. | NARRATOR: Colonel Jack Hastings. |
844 | 00:35:30,462 | 00:35:32,130 | Tempered by war. | Tempered by war. |
845 | 00:35:32,164 | 00:35:35,133 | Chain's only as strong as its weakest link. | Chain's only as strong as its weakest link. |
846 | 00:35:35,167 | 00:35:37,336 | NARRATOR: Driven by faith. | NARRATOR: Driven by faith. |
847 | 00:35:37,369 | 00:35:39,471 | I am my brother's keeper. | I am my brother's keeper. |
848 | 00:35:39,505 | 00:35:41,707 | NARRATOR: A new kind of Democrat. | NARRATOR: A new kind of Democrat. |
849 | 00:35:41,740 | 00:35:44,443 | A Democrat for the heartland. | A Democrat for the heartland. |
850 | 00:35:44,476 | 00:35:48,046 | Jack Hastings, a redder kind of blue. | Jack Hastings, a redder kind of blue. |
851 | 00:35:48,079 | 00:35:50,349 | ANNOUNCER: Paid for by Real Americans for... | ANNOUNCER: Paid for by Real Americans for... |
852 | 00:35:50,382 | 00:35:53,018 | FAITH: What are you up to, Zimmer? | FAITH: What are you up to, Zimmer? |
853 | 00:35:53,051 | 00:35:56,054 | I am telling you guys, Jack could be the real deal, | I am telling you guys, Jack could be the real deal, |
854 | 00:35:56,087 | 00:35:57,623 | on a national level. | on a national level. |
855 | 00:35:57,656 | 00:35:58,957 | KURT (chuckles): On a national level? | KURT (chuckles): On a national level? |
856 | 00:35:58,990 | 00:36:01,860 | It's like he's a cross between... | It's like he's a cross between... |
857 | 00:36:01,893 | 00:36:04,896 | -MacArthur and elk jerky. -Wait, what? | -MacArthur and elk jerky. -Wait, what? |
858 | 00:36:04,930 | 00:36:07,333 | And one of those machines that test grip strength. | And one of those machines that test grip strength. |
859 | 00:36:07,366 | 00:36:09,235 | Sounds too good to be true. | Sounds too good to be true. |
860 | 00:36:09,268 | 00:36:11,036 | GARY: Oh, my God. | GARY: Oh, my God. |
861 | 00:36:11,069 | 00:36:13,405 | Semicolon. (laughs) | Semicolon. (laughs) |
862 | 00:36:13,439 | 00:36:15,574 | She took the bait. | She took the bait. |
863 | 00:36:15,607 | 00:36:18,176 | It's on here, boys. Game on. | It's on here, boys. Game on. |
864 | 00:36:21,179 | 00:36:22,881 | -And let him be the star, you know? -Yeah. | -And let him be the star, you know? -Yeah. |
865 | 00:36:22,914 | 00:36:24,316 | -(laughter) -Yep. -So... | -(laughter) -Yep. -So... |
866 | 00:36:24,350 | 00:36:27,185 | GARY: * A little bit of Hastings all the time * | GARY: * A little bit of Hastings all the time * |
867 | 00:36:27,219 | 00:36:29,888 | * We're gonna win election, yeah, yeah, yeah. * | * We're gonna win election, yeah, yeah, yeah. * |
868 | 00:36:29,921 | 00:36:32,258 | -Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. -(Diana chuckles) | -Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. -(Diana chuckles) |
869 | 00:36:32,291 | 00:36:34,260 | (chuckles): Yes. Hello, party people. | (chuckles): Yes. Hello, party people. |
870 | 00:36:34,293 | 00:36:37,195 | Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive | Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive |
871 | 00:36:37,229 | 00:36:38,864 | and on the vanguard of change. | and on the vanguard of change. |
872 | 00:36:38,897 | 00:36:40,899 | Who wants something to eat? | Who wants something to eat? |
873 | 00:36:40,932 | 00:36:42,268 | They're so delicious. | They're so delicious. |
874 | 00:36:45,203 | 00:36:47,172 | Okay. | Okay. |
875 | 00:36:47,205 | 00:36:48,540 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
876 | 00:36:48,574 | 00:36:50,542 | Why all the long faces? | Why all the long faces? |
877 | 00:36:50,576 | 00:36:51,777 | Did you not see it? | Did you not see it? |
878 | 00:36:51,810 | 00:36:54,246 | The billboard. | The billboard. |
879 | 00:36:54,280 | 00:36:57,716 | The one on Main with the giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"? | The one on Main with the giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"? |
880 | 00:36:57,749 | 00:36:59,217 | -Yes. -What about it? | -Yes. -What about it? |
881 | 00:36:59,251 | 00:37:00,886 | (scoffs) "What about it?" | (scoffs) "What about it?" |
882 | 00:37:00,919 | 00:37:02,754 | That's the Macgregor Ford billboard. | That's the Macgregor Ford billboard. |
883 | 00:37:02,788 | 00:37:04,290 | Okay. | Okay. |
884 | 00:37:04,323 | 00:37:05,857 | Okay, so it's been the Macgregor Ford billboard | Okay, so it's been the Macgregor Ford billboard |
885 | 00:37:05,891 | 00:37:07,092 | for probably 40 years. | for probably 40 years. |
886 | 00:37:07,125 | 00:37:08,560 | God only knows how much it cost. | God only knows how much it cost. |
887 | 00:37:08,594 | 00:37:11,096 | And it looks like Braun has taken over Jerry's old office | And it looks like Braun has taken over Jerry's old office |
888 | 00:37:11,129 | 00:37:12,698 | as some sort of campaign headquarters. | as some sort of campaign headquarters. |
889 | 00:37:12,731 | 00:37:14,800 | Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on. | Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on. |
890 | 00:37:14,833 | 00:37:17,303 | Um, are you telling me that the mayor, | Um, are you telling me that the mayor, |
891 | 00:37:17,336 | 00:37:19,305 | who's running for reelection, | who's running for reelection, |
892 | 00:37:19,338 | 00:37:23,375 | has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor? | has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor? |
893 | 00:37:23,409 | 00:37:26,878 | And he's doing it from a... campaign office? | And he's doing it from a... campaign office? |
894 | 00:37:26,912 | 00:37:29,281 | Oh, my God! Oh, I... This is... | Oh, my God! Oh, I... This is... |
895 | 00:37:29,315 | 00:37:31,283 | This is overwhelming to me. | This is overwhelming to me. |
896 | 00:37:31,317 | 00:37:32,584 | (laughing): Oh, my God. | (laughing): Oh, my God. |
897 | 00:37:32,618 | 00:37:33,985 | I don't... I... | I don't... I... |
898 | 00:37:34,019 | 00:37:35,053 | What... (stammering) | What... (stammering) |
899 | 00:37:35,086 | 00:37:36,722 | I have the vapors. I... | I have the vapors. I... |
900 | 00:37:36,755 | 00:37:37,789 | I'm hyperventilating. | I'm hyperventilating. |
901 | 00:37:37,823 | 00:37:40,058 | Why are these spoons just standing there? | Why are these spoons just standing there? |
902 | 00:37:40,091 | 00:37:41,460 | You don't get it. | You don't get it. |
903 | 00:37:41,493 | 00:37:42,828 | (laughing) | (laughing) |
904 | 00:37:42,861 | 00:37:44,596 | -Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. -(laughs) | -Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. -(laughs) |
905 | 00:37:44,630 | 00:37:46,332 | You don't get it. | You don't get it. |
906 | 00:37:46,365 | 00:37:48,400 | Do you have any idea how much that costs? | Do you have any idea how much that costs? |
907 | 00:37:48,434 | 00:37:50,235 | Well, that space is 3,800 square feet, | Well, that space is 3,800 square feet, |
908 | 00:37:50,268 | 00:37:52,771 | and it runs for $20 a square foot yearly. | and it runs for $20 a square foot yearly. |
909 | 00:37:52,804 | 00:37:56,007 | Prorated to two months is $7,600. | Prorated to two months is $7,600. |
910 | 00:37:56,041 | 00:37:59,110 | The billboard, a little bit harder to decipher. | The billboard, a little bit harder to decipher. |
911 | 00:37:59,144 | 00:38:01,246 | But I'd say, based on the location | But I'd say, based on the location |
912 | 00:38:01,279 | 00:38:04,483 | and Mayor Braun's desperation, 8K all-in. | and Mayor Braun's desperation, 8K all-in. |
913 | 00:38:04,516 | 00:38:06,117 | Design and printing included. | Design and printing included. |
914 | 00:38:06,151 | 00:38:08,520 | I don't know, maybe something like that. | I don't know, maybe something like that. |
915 | 00:38:08,554 | 00:38:11,122 | Well, there's no way that Braun's got that much money. | Well, there's no way that Braun's got that much money. |
916 | 00:38:11,156 | 00:38:14,159 | Unless... this little campaign of ours | Unless... this little campaign of ours |
917 | 00:38:14,192 | 00:38:17,496 | has caught the attention of the national Republican Party | has caught the attention of the national Republican Party |
918 | 00:38:17,529 | 00:38:20,466 | and they are sending money and reinforcements. | and they are sending money and reinforcements. |
919 | 00:38:20,499 | 00:38:22,200 | -(quiet gasping) -It's okay. | -(quiet gasping) -It's okay. |
920 | 00:38:22,233 | 00:38:25,136 | It's exactly what we wanted to happen. | It's exactly what we wanted to happen. |
921 | 00:38:26,237 | 00:38:28,106 | They are scared. | They are scared. |
922 | 00:38:28,139 | 00:38:30,476 | On a national level, | On a national level, |
923 | 00:38:30,509 | 00:38:33,579 | they are scared of Colonel Jack. | they are scared of Colonel Jack. |
924 | 00:38:35,313 | 00:38:37,783 | So we have to plan our next move. | So we have to plan our next move. |
925 | 00:38:37,816 | 00:38:39,150 | Come here. | Come here. |
926 | 00:38:40,352 | 00:38:41,820 | Gather round. | Gather round. |
927 | 00:38:41,853 | 00:38:44,055 | We're going to need... | We're going to need... |
928 | 00:38:44,089 | 00:38:46,658 | something a little like... | something a little like... |
929 | 00:38:46,692 | 00:38:48,694 | -that. -(others gasping) | -that. -(others gasping) |
930 | 00:38:50,095 | 00:38:51,897 | -WOMAN (chuckling): Wow. -(quiet murmuring) | -WOMAN (chuckling): Wow. -(quiet murmuring) |
931 | 00:38:54,099 | 00:38:55,467 | GARY: And you scroll down. | GARY: And you scroll down. |
932 | 00:38:55,501 | 00:38:57,335 | DIANA: There's a "donate" button. | DIANA: There's a "donate" button. |
933 | 00:38:57,369 | 00:39:00,672 | Well, the money be just one clicky away. | Well, the money be just one clicky away. |
934 | 00:39:00,706 | 00:39:03,575 | And one clicky goes to where? | And one clicky goes to where? |
935 | 00:39:03,609 | 00:39:04,976 | Our website. | Our website. |
936 | 00:39:05,010 | 00:39:07,413 | (chuckling): Oh, we don't have a web... | (chuckling): Oh, we don't have a web... |
937 | 00:39:09,615 | 00:39:11,016 | (chuckling): Oh, wow. | (chuckling): Oh, wow. |
938 | 00:39:11,049 | 00:39:13,485 | -MAN: Awesome. -(laughter, murmuring) | -MAN: Awesome. -(laughter, murmuring) |
939 | 00:39:13,519 | 00:39:15,253 | GARY: Good slogan, right? | GARY: Good slogan, right? |
940 | 00:39:15,286 | 00:39:17,155 | You were one step ahead the whole time. | You were one step ahead the whole time. |
941 | 00:39:17,188 | 00:39:19,525 | Well, three or four, but thank you very much. | Well, three or four, but thank you very much. |
942 | 00:39:19,558 | 00:39:20,859 | I will take that. | I will take that. |
943 | 00:39:20,892 | 00:39:22,428 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
944 | 00:39:38,644 | 00:39:40,646 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
945 | 00:39:48,587 | 00:39:50,321 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
946 | 00:39:51,957 | 00:39:53,959 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
947 | 00:39:53,992 | 00:39:56,462 | Know how I knew you were here? | Know how I knew you were here? |
948 | 00:39:56,495 | 00:39:58,497 | Your pussy tingled. | Your pussy tingled. |
949 | 00:39:59,665 | 00:40:01,900 | Semicolon on the billboard. | Semicolon on the billboard. |
950 | 00:40:01,933 | 00:40:05,036 | Classic Faith Brewster over-punctuation. | Classic Faith Brewster over-punctuation. |
951 | 00:40:05,070 | 00:40:07,739 | Look, Zim, y'all punched your ticket | Look, Zim, y'all punched your ticket |
952 | 00:40:07,773 | 00:40:11,777 | on a changing demographic, and now whitey don't want you back. | on a changing demographic, and now whitey don't want you back. |
953 | 00:40:11,810 | 00:40:15,581 | Okay, Jeb, exclamation point. | Okay, Jeb, exclamation point. |
954 | 00:40:15,614 | 00:40:17,649 | Why are you here? | Why are you here? |
955 | 00:40:17,683 | 00:40:19,785 | Because I enjoy demoralizing you. | Because I enjoy demoralizing you. |
956 | 00:40:19,818 | 00:40:22,253 | Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes | Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes |
957 | 00:40:22,287 | 00:40:23,555 | really gets me off. | really gets me off. |
958 | 00:40:23,589 | 00:40:25,591 | (clicks tongue, inhales deeply) | (clicks tongue, inhales deeply) |
959 | 00:40:25,624 | 00:40:28,660 | (sighing): You are a twisted fuck, Faith. | (sighing): You are a twisted fuck, Faith. |
960 | 00:40:28,694 | 00:40:30,929 | And you don't know Jack. | And you don't know Jack. |
961 | 00:40:30,962 | 00:40:32,831 | Please don't tell me that is | Please don't tell me that is |
962 | 00:40:32,864 | 00:40:35,501 | the campaign slogan you came up with. | the campaign slogan you came up with. |
963 | 00:40:37,803 | 00:40:40,105 | This guy, Zim, he's not the last Jedi, | This guy, Zim, he's not the last Jedi, |
964 | 00:40:40,138 | 00:40:42,007 | and even if he were, I'd still crush him | and even if he were, I'd still crush him |
965 | 00:40:42,040 | 00:40:43,642 | because that's what I do. | because that's what I do. |
966 | 00:40:43,675 | 00:40:45,611 | You realize, in that analogy, you're Darth Vader. | You realize, in that analogy, you're Darth Vader. |
967 | 00:40:45,644 | 00:40:47,613 | -Whatever you say, nerd. -(chuckles) | -Whatever you say, nerd. -(chuckles) |
968 | 00:40:47,646 | 00:40:49,114 | -It's good to see you. -Yeah. | -It's good to see you. -Yeah. |
969 | 00:40:49,147 | 00:40:50,982 | -You look fat. -(laughs) | -You look fat. -(laughs) |
970 | 00:40:54,352 | 00:40:56,154 | FAITH: Hmm. | FAITH: Hmm. |
971 | 00:40:56,187 | 00:40:57,589 | Divine, Ann. | Divine, Ann. |
972 | 00:40:57,623 | 00:41:00,125 | -You have to tell me your secret sometime. -Mm. | -You have to tell me your secret sometime. -Mm. |
973 | 00:41:02,994 | 00:41:04,563 | I would never tell you. | I would never tell you. |
974 | 00:41:05,631 | 00:41:07,633 | I'll never tell her. | I'll never tell her. |
975 | 00:41:07,666 | 00:41:09,868 | -Cream, two sugars. (laughs) -Oh. | -Cream, two sugars. (laughs) -Oh. |
976 | 00:41:09,901 | 00:41:12,037 | -No, that's not how I take it. -I know, but... | -No, that's not how I take it. -I know, but... |
977 | 00:41:12,070 | 00:41:13,805 | Um, and here-here's some streusel I made for you, | Um, and here-here's some streusel I made for you, |
978 | 00:41:13,839 | 00:41:15,541 | -and, um, it's still warm. -No, no, no, no, Ann, I can't. | -and, um, it's still warm. -No, no, no, no, Ann, I can't. |
979 | 00:41:15,574 | 00:41:17,142 | -And then these are cookies I made for you. -I can't. | -And then these are cookies I made for you. -I can't. |
980 | 00:41:17,175 | 00:41:18,376 | -I'm getting fat. I can't do that. -They're... | -I'm getting fat. I can't do that. -They're... |
981 | 00:41:18,409 | 00:41:19,477 | -They're called the Garys, though. -Thank you. | -They're called the Garys, though. -Thank you. |
982 | 00:41:19,511 | 00:41:20,712 | -I made these... -I know. I appreciate it. | -I made these... -I know. I appreciate it. |
983 | 00:41:20,746 | 00:41:21,713 | -Thank you. Okay. -Yeah. Okay. | -Thank you. Okay. -Yeah. Okay. |
984 | 00:41:21,747 | 00:41:22,814 | -Okay, bye-bye. -All right, then. | -Okay, bye-bye. -All right, then. |
985 | 00:41:22,848 | 00:41:23,849 | Thank you. All right, then. | Thank you. All right, then. |
986 | 00:41:23,882 | 00:41:25,150 | -Bye-bye. Have a good day. -Okay. | -Bye-bye. Have a good day. -Okay. |
987 | 00:41:25,183 | 00:41:27,018 | -Up all night for nothing. -(door closes, opens) | -Up all night for nothing. -(door closes, opens) |
988 | 00:41:27,052 | 00:41:28,720 | -Coming back. There you go. -All right, just today. | -Coming back. There you go. -All right, just today. |
989 | 00:41:28,754 | 00:41:30,188 | -Okay. (laughs) -Yeah. Thank you. | -Okay. (laughs) -Yeah. Thank you. |
990 | 00:41:30,221 | 00:41:31,523 | Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. | Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. |
991 | 00:41:31,557 | 00:41:32,958 | Bye, Gar. | Bye, Gar. |
992 | 00:41:32,991 | 00:41:34,626 | (door closes) | (door closes) |
993 | 00:41:34,660 | 00:41:36,194 | GARY: Have a good one. | GARY: Have a good one. |
994 | 00:41:36,227 | 00:41:38,329 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
995 | 00:41:48,840 | 00:41:50,742 | (closes drawer) | (closes drawer) |
996 | 00:41:52,844 | 00:41:55,080 | -Okay, good night. -GARY: Oh, hey. | -Okay, good night. -GARY: Oh, hey. |
997 | 00:41:55,113 | 00:41:57,182 | Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here. | Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here. |
998 | 00:41:57,215 | 00:41:58,483 | I just wanted to make sure | I just wanted to make sure |
999 | 00:41:58,516 | 00:42:00,218 | everything was set for tomorrow. | everything was set for tomorrow. |
1000 | 00:42:00,251 | 00:42:02,554 | I was just finishing up these pamphlets on immigration. | I was just finishing up these pamphlets on immigration. |
1001 | 00:42:02,588 | 00:42:03,922 | Ooh. (chuckles) | Ooh. (chuckles) |
1002 | 00:42:03,955 | 00:42:05,557 | That sounds complicated. | That sounds complicated. |
1003 | 00:42:05,591 | 00:42:07,192 | I hope the small minds can manage. | I hope the small minds can manage. |
1004 | 00:42:08,860 | 00:42:10,596 | (sighs) I'm sorry about that. | (sighs) I'm sorry about that. |
1005 | 00:42:10,629 | 00:42:13,331 | Sometimes, messaging for the base | Sometimes, messaging for the base |
1006 | 00:42:13,364 | 00:42:16,568 | doesn't resonate with the broader electorate. | doesn't resonate with the broader electorate. |
1007 | 00:42:17,636 | 00:42:20,105 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
1008 | 00:42:20,138 | 00:42:24,643 | So, to flatter them, you have to condescend to us. | So, to flatter them, you have to condescend to us. |
1009 | 00:42:25,944 | 00:42:28,113 | I get it. | I get it. |
1010 | 00:42:28,146 | 00:42:30,949 | Uh, no, no, that wasn't... | Uh, no, no, that wasn't... |
1011 | 00:42:30,982 | 00:42:33,218 | that wasn't what... | that wasn't what... |
1012 | 00:42:38,123 | 00:42:40,125 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
1013 | 00:42:41,827 | 00:42:43,595 | How's your dad doing? | How's your dad doing? |
1014 | 00:42:43,629 | 00:42:45,463 | Is he okay? Nervous? | Is he okay? Nervous? |
1015 | 00:42:45,496 | 00:42:47,565 | No. (chuckles) | No. (chuckles) |
1016 | 00:42:47,599 | 00:42:50,268 | No? Well, why would he be? He's been through a war. | No? Well, why would he be? He's been through a war. |
1017 | 00:42:50,301 | 00:42:51,870 | He's not gonna sweat a fish fry. | He's not gonna sweat a fish fry. |
1018 | 00:42:51,903 | 00:42:54,139 | -No, he doesn't really get nervous. -Mm-mm. | -No, he doesn't really get nervous. -Mm-mm. |
1019 | 00:42:54,172 | 00:42:56,074 | Just quiet. | Just quiet. |
1020 | 00:42:57,108 | 00:42:58,910 | Right. | Right. |
1021 | 00:43:03,615 | 00:43:05,583 | Runs in the family. | Runs in the family. |
1022 | 00:43:05,617 | 00:43:07,018 | (chuckles softly) | (chuckles softly) |
1023 | 00:43:09,420 | 00:43:12,991 | -Maybe. -Oh. (laughing) | -Maybe. -Oh. (laughing) |
1024 | 00:43:14,025 | 00:43:15,593 | Yes, my, uh... | Yes, my, uh... |
1025 | 00:43:15,627 | 00:43:19,597 | my mom was really more of the talker. | my mom was really more of the talker. |
1026 | 00:43:19,631 | 00:43:22,267 | She was... (inhales deeply) | She was... (inhales deeply) |
1027 | 00:43:23,802 | 00:43:26,471 | You ever know anyone that just lit up a room? | You ever know anyone that just lit up a room? |
1028 | 00:43:29,140 | 00:43:30,575 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
1029 | 00:43:30,608 | 00:43:32,077 | Well, she was that. (laughs) | Well, she was that. (laughs) |
1030 | 00:43:32,110 | 00:43:33,679 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1031 | 00:43:33,712 | 00:43:35,446 | -She sounds great. -Yeah. | -She sounds great. -Yeah. |
1032 | 00:43:37,015 | 00:43:39,985 | So, why did your dad get involved with all this? | So, why did your dad get involved with all this? |
1033 | 00:43:40,018 | 00:43:42,921 | I mean, why speak at that meeting? | I mean, why speak at that meeting? |
1034 | 00:43:42,954 | 00:43:47,292 | Why run when it involves talking and people? | Why run when it involves talking and people? |
1035 | 00:43:47,325 | 00:43:49,094 | (Diana chuckles) | (Diana chuckles) |
1036 | 00:43:49,127 | 00:43:52,597 | I think he just loves this town. | I think he just loves this town. |
1037 | 00:43:52,630 | 00:43:56,501 | You know, I think he'd do anything to save it. | You know, I think he'd do anything to save it. |
1038 | 00:43:56,534 | 00:43:58,670 | What about you? | What about you? |
1039 | 00:43:58,704 | 00:44:01,606 | (chuckles) | (chuckles) |
1040 | 00:44:01,639 | 00:44:04,309 | Uh, I guess I would do | Uh, I guess I would do |
1041 | 00:44:04,342 | 00:44:07,813 | just about anything to save him. | just about anything to save him. |
1042 | 00:44:09,480 | 00:44:11,149 | (chuckles) | (chuckles) |
1043 | 00:44:12,818 | 00:44:15,153 | -(polka music playing) -(lively chatter) | -(polka music playing) -(lively chatter) |
1044 | 00:44:16,354 | 00:44:19,190 | (food sizzling) | (food sizzling) |
1045 | 00:44:19,224 | 00:44:21,159 | Okay. You have a good day, now. | Okay. You have a good day, now. |
1046 | 00:44:21,192 | 00:44:22,894 | JACK: I'll just take one. | JACK: I'll just take one. |
1047 | 00:44:25,496 | 00:44:27,065 | Hey. How are you this evening? | Hey. How are you this evening? |
1048 | 00:44:27,098 | 00:44:29,634 | Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack. | Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack. |
1049 | 00:44:29,667 | 00:44:31,737 | Colonel Jack pamphlet. | Colonel Jack pamphlet. |
1050 | 00:44:31,770 | 00:44:33,471 | Vote for Colonel Jack. | Vote for Colonel Jack. |
1051 | 00:44:33,504 | 00:44:35,540 | (indistinct chatter) | (indistinct chatter) |
1052 | 00:44:35,573 | 00:44:37,142 | How are y'all doing? | How are y'all doing? |
1053 | 00:44:37,175 | 00:44:38,576 | ...incredible database. | ...incredible database. |
1054 | 00:44:38,609 | 00:44:40,311 | -Yeah. -And all your information is in there. | -Yeah. -And all your information is in there. |
1055 | 00:44:40,345 | 00:44:42,513 | (indistinct chatter continues) | (indistinct chatter continues) |
1056 | 00:44:49,587 | 00:44:51,689 | Hey, Gary. Sorry I'm late. | Hey, Gary. Sorry I'm late. |
1057 | 00:44:51,723 | 00:44:53,992 | I was just waiting for these to get finished. | I was just waiting for these to get finished. |
1058 | 00:44:54,025 | 00:44:55,727 | Beer Koozies might be a little more helpful | Beer Koozies might be a little more helpful |
1059 | 00:44:55,761 | 00:44:57,095 | than just the pamphlets. | than just the pamphlets. |
1060 | 00:44:58,563 | 00:45:00,866 | FAITH: And this is actually very simple. | FAITH: And this is actually very simple. |
1061 | 00:45:00,899 | 00:45:03,201 | You just type in your family's name... | You just type in your family's name... |
1062 | 00:45:03,234 | 00:45:05,403 | DIANA: How big is that booth? | DIANA: How big is that booth? |
1063 | 00:45:08,373 | 00:45:09,741 | -Faith. -Gary. | -Faith. -Gary. |
1064 | 00:45:09,775 | 00:45:12,377 | You seem to be doing a brisk business. | You seem to be doing a brisk business. |
1065 | 00:45:12,410 | 00:45:14,045 | "Deerlaken: always." | "Deerlaken: always." |
1066 | 00:45:14,079 | 00:45:16,047 | So, apparently, | So, apparently, |
1067 | 00:45:16,081 | 00:45:18,216 | "Deerlaken about everything" that is copyrighted? | "Deerlaken about everything" that is copyrighted? |
1068 | 00:45:18,249 | 00:45:20,085 | Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him" | Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him" |
1069 | 00:45:20,118 | 00:45:21,787 | until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded. | until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded. |
1070 | 00:45:21,820 | 00:45:23,388 | No, no, no, no. I love it. | No, no, no, no. I love it. |
1071 | 00:45:23,421 | 00:45:25,623 | I love the whole town genealogy angle. | I love the whole town genealogy angle. |
1072 | 00:45:25,656 | 00:45:27,458 | It's got a real bold | It's got a real bold |
1073 | 00:45:27,492 | 00:45:29,460 | "you ain't from around here" flavor. | "you ain't from around here" flavor. |
1074 | 00:45:29,494 | 00:45:31,429 | -(laughs) -With subtle notes of, | -(laughs) -With subtle notes of, |
1075 | 00:45:31,462 | 00:45:33,198 | -uh, xenophobia. -(laughs) | -uh, xenophobia. -(laughs) |
1076 | 00:45:33,231 | 00:45:35,133 | Not to mention the cognitive dissonance | Not to mention the cognitive dissonance |
1077 | 00:45:35,166 | 00:45:37,602 | that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration. | that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration. |
1078 | 00:45:37,635 | 00:45:38,870 | That's a great observation. | That's a great observation. |
1079 | 00:45:38,904 | 00:45:40,605 | So all these people are hypocrites? | So all these people are hypocrites? |
1080 | 00:45:40,638 | 00:45:42,440 | -I'd run with that. -All you have is fear. | -I'd run with that. -All you have is fear. |
1081 | 00:45:42,473 | 00:45:43,775 | -Now we're getting somewhere. -(giggles) | -Now we're getting somewhere. -(giggles) |
1082 | 00:45:43,809 | 00:45:45,543 | 20 bucks says I do better with fear | 20 bucks says I do better with fear |
1083 | 00:45:45,576 | 00:45:46,778 | than you do with shame. | than you do with shame. |
1084 | 00:45:46,812 | 00:45:47,879 | -Oh. -MICHAEL: Okay. | -Oh. -MICHAEL: Okay. |
1085 | 00:45:47,913 | 00:45:49,280 | It's all set, Miss Brewster. | It's all set, Miss Brewster. |
1086 | 00:45:49,314 | 00:45:51,216 | (gasps) Thank you, sweetie. | (gasps) Thank you, sweetie. |
1087 | 00:45:51,249 | 00:45:53,551 | GARY: Well, well, well. | GARY: Well, well, well. |
1088 | 00:45:53,584 | 00:45:55,453 | I'm really sorry, Mr. Z. | I'm really sorry, Mr. Z. |
1089 | 00:45:55,486 | 00:45:57,555 | I like working with you guys, but... | I like working with you guys, but... |
1090 | 00:45:57,588 | 00:45:59,724 | I'm saving up for a car, and she's paying us. | I'm saving up for a car, and she's paying us. |
1091 | 00:45:59,757 | 00:46:01,426 | (mocking): "Eh, she's paying us." | (mocking): "Eh, she's paying us." |
1092 | 00:46:01,459 | 00:46:05,763 | Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there... | Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there... |
1093 | 00:46:05,797 | 00:46:08,233 | -M... Michael. -It's Michael. | -M... Michael. -It's Michael. |
1094 | 00:46:08,266 | 00:46:10,101 | -Michael. I know his name is Michael. -His name is Michael. | -Michael. I know his name is Michael. -His name is Michael. |
1095 | 00:46:10,135 | 00:46:11,469 | -No, you don't. -I know it. | -No, you don't. -I know it. |
1096 | 00:46:11,502 | 00:46:13,504 | -I was pausing for effect, Michael. -It's okay, Michael. | -I was pausing for effect, Michael. -It's okay, Michael. |
1097 | 00:46:13,538 | 00:46:16,307 | -Character is destiny, Michael. -Oh, don't listen to him. | -Character is destiny, Michael. -Oh, don't listen to him. |
1098 | 00:46:16,341 | 00:46:18,276 | -Character is destiny. -He's a jerk. Oof. | -Character is destiny. -He's a jerk. Oof. |
1099 | 00:46:18,309 | 00:46:19,744 | Good burn. | Good burn. |
1100 | 00:46:19,777 | 00:46:21,612 | Jack has lived here for 30 years. | Jack has lived here for 30 years. |
1101 | 00:46:21,646 | 00:46:23,414 | You really think you can run a campaign | You really think you can run a campaign |
1102 | 00:46:23,448 | 00:46:25,416 | that paints him as a carpetbagger? | that paints him as a carpetbagger? |
1103 | 00:46:25,450 | 00:46:27,953 | Probably not, but I think I can run one that says you are. | Probably not, but I think I can run one that says you are. |
1104 | 00:46:27,986 | 00:46:29,554 | -MAN: Beer Koozie? -Oh, my God. | -MAN: Beer Koozie? -Oh, my God. |
1105 | 00:46:30,989 | 00:46:33,358 | Oh. Hastings Koozie? | Oh. Hastings Koozie? |
1106 | 00:46:33,391 | 00:46:35,460 | -Yeah. -Touch. | -Yeah. -Touch. |
1107 | 00:46:35,493 | 00:46:36,794 | That's right. That's in our booth. | That's right. That's in our booth. |
1108 | 00:46:36,828 | 00:46:38,763 | -What do you think of that? -MAN: Yeah, I'll take one. | -What do you think of that? -MAN: Yeah, I'll take one. |
1109 | 00:46:38,796 | 00:46:40,966 | What do you think of that right there? | What do you think of that right there? |
1110 | 00:46:40,999 | 00:46:43,334 | -Boom, boom. What do you think of that? -(gasps) | -Boom, boom. What do you think of that? -(gasps) |
1111 | 00:46:43,368 | 00:46:45,170 | -I don't... -DOT: Oh. | -I don't... -DOT: Oh. |
1112 | 00:46:45,203 | 00:46:47,238 | Sorry. Not you, Dot. | Sorry. Not you, Dot. |
1113 | 00:46:48,673 | 00:46:50,641 | -DIANA: Hi. -(sighing): Oh, Dot. | -DIANA: Hi. -(sighing): Oh, Dot. |
1114 | 00:46:50,675 | 00:46:53,044 | -(polka music continues) -(lively chatter) | -(polka music continues) -(lively chatter) |
1115 | 00:46:55,346 | 00:46:56,982 | (laughing softly) | (laughing softly) |
1116 | 00:46:57,015 | 00:46:58,816 | Oh. (chuckles) | Oh. (chuckles) |
1117 | 00:47:08,393 | 00:47:10,495 | DIANA: Oh. (chuckles) | DIANA: Oh. (chuckles) |
1118 | 00:47:10,528 | 00:47:12,397 | (sighs, chuckles) | (sighs, chuckles) |
1119 | 00:47:19,037 | 00:47:20,771 | (chuckling) | (chuckling) |
1120 | 00:47:22,540 | 00:47:24,075 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
1121 | 00:47:25,610 | 00:47:27,612 | (Diana laughing) | (Diana laughing) |
1122 | 00:47:40,625 | 00:47:42,393 | GARY: We're not doing this. | GARY: We're not doing this. |
1123 | 00:47:42,427 | 00:47:43,728 | What? | What? |
1124 | 00:47:43,761 | 00:47:45,530 | GARY: Ugh. | GARY: Ugh. |
1125 | 00:47:45,563 | 00:47:48,533 | -You go through my stuff? -(papers rustling) | -You go through my stuff? -(papers rustling) |
1126 | 00:47:50,035 | 00:47:51,937 | Why here? You have your own room. | Why here? You have your own room. |
1127 | 00:47:51,970 | 00:47:53,738 | I don't want to smoke alone. | I don't want to smoke alone. |
1128 | 00:47:53,771 | 00:47:55,106 | Oh, come on. Are... | Oh, come on. Are... |
1129 | 00:47:55,140 | 00:47:56,607 | Really? | Really? |
1130 | 00:47:56,641 | 00:47:58,243 | (Faith laughs) | (Faith laughs) |
1131 | 00:47:58,276 | 00:48:01,412 | Gary, I'm bored. | Gary, I'm bored. |
1132 | 00:48:01,446 | 00:48:03,514 | Please, can we just forget it? | Please, can we just forget it? |
1133 | 00:48:03,548 | 00:48:04,715 | You've made your point. | You've made your point. |
1134 | 00:48:04,749 | 00:48:06,284 | There's Democrats with calloused hands. | There's Democrats with calloused hands. |
1135 | 00:48:06,317 | 00:48:09,054 | Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise. | Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise. |
1136 | 00:48:09,087 | 00:48:10,755 | Now, can we just all go back to Washington | Now, can we just all go back to Washington |
1137 | 00:48:10,788 | 00:48:12,958 | and forget that we ever made camp in a place | and forget that we ever made camp in a place |
1138 | 00:48:12,991 | 00:48:15,726 | where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food? | where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food? |
1139 | 00:48:15,760 | 00:48:18,196 | They are called cheese curds, and they are delicious. | They are called cheese curds, and they are delicious. |
1140 | 00:48:18,229 | 00:48:19,230 | They're disgusting. | They're disgusting. |
1141 | 00:48:19,264 | 00:48:21,199 | And you can't make poutine without them. | And you can't make poutine without them. |
1142 | 00:48:21,232 | 00:48:22,900 | -Come on. Please. -Go. | -Come on. Please. -Go. |
1143 | 00:48:22,934 | 00:48:24,802 | You can go. You don't have to be here. | You can go. You don't have to be here. |
1144 | 00:48:24,835 | 00:48:26,437 | I made these people a promise. | I made these people a promise. |
1145 | 00:48:26,471 | 00:48:27,872 | I'm a good person. | I'm a good person. |
1146 | 00:48:27,905 | 00:48:29,207 | It's your last chance, Zim. | It's your last chance, Zim. |
1147 | 00:48:29,240 | 00:48:30,908 | I'm gonna make a big deal of this. | I'm gonna make a big deal of this. |
1148 | 00:48:30,942 | 00:48:33,444 | Tons of press, lots of money. You're gonna lose, | Tons of press, lots of money. You're gonna lose, |
1149 | 00:48:33,478 | 00:48:35,413 | and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole. | and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole. |
1150 | 00:48:35,446 | 00:48:36,982 | Good. That's what I want. | Good. That's what I want. |
1151 | 00:48:37,015 | 00:48:40,718 | Not the asshole but for you to make a big deal of this. | Not the asshole but for you to make a big deal of this. |
1152 | 00:48:40,751 | 00:48:43,121 | I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal. | I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal. |
1153 | 00:48:43,154 | 00:48:44,889 | Well, let's make it interesting. | Well, let's make it interesting. |
1154 | 00:48:44,922 | 00:48:46,291 | Okay, why don't we? | Okay, why don't we? |
1155 | 00:48:46,324 | 00:48:49,494 | The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour. | The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour. |
1156 | 00:48:49,527 | 00:48:53,164 | You better grab a big old bib, 'cause it's chow time. | You better grab a big old bib, 'cause it's chow time. |
1157 | 00:48:53,198 | 00:48:54,599 | (snickers) | (snickers) |
1158 | 00:48:54,632 | 00:48:56,101 | Dick chow time. | Dick chow time. |
1159 | 00:48:56,134 | 00:48:57,969 | 'Cause I'm gonna win, | 'Cause I'm gonna win, |
1160 | 00:48:58,003 | 00:49:00,771 | -and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour. -Wha... | -and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour. -Wha... |
1161 | 00:49:00,805 | 00:49:02,340 | GARY (in distance): And you know something? | GARY (in distance): And you know something? |
1162 | 00:49:02,373 | 00:49:04,442 | That's a long time, dick-eating-wise. | That's a long time, dick-eating-wise. |
1163 | 00:49:04,475 | 00:49:05,676 | (door closes) | (door closes) |
1164 | 00:49:06,711 | 00:49:08,946 | A long time! | A long time! |
1165 | 00:49:08,980 | 00:49:11,016 | To eat my dick. | To eat my dick. |
1166 | 00:49:12,350 | 00:49:15,120 | (intense music playing) | (intense music playing) |
1167 | 00:49:15,153 | 00:49:16,954 | NARRATOR: In a dangerous world | NARRATOR: In a dangerous world |
1168 | 00:49:16,988 | 00:49:18,623 | -gone mad... -(roaring) | -gone mad... -(roaring) |
1169 | 00:49:18,656 | 00:49:20,992 | we need emotionally stable leadership. | we need emotionally stable leadership. |
1170 | 00:49:21,026 | 00:49:23,161 | (distorted, maniacal laughing) | (distorted, maniacal laughing) |
1171 | 00:49:23,194 | 00:49:25,630 | Only Mayor Braun is stable enough | Only Mayor Braun is stable enough |
1172 | 00:49:25,663 | 00:49:27,999 | to keep Deerlaken safe, | to keep Deerlaken safe, |
1173 | 00:49:28,033 | 00:49:30,435 | to keep Deerlaken Deerlaken. | to keep Deerlaken Deerlaken. |
1174 | 00:49:30,468 | 00:49:32,037 | (laughing) | (laughing) |
1175 | 00:49:32,070 | 00:49:33,838 | I got you. | I got you. |
1176 | 00:49:33,871 | 00:49:36,841 | I'm Mayor Braun, and I approve this message. | I'm Mayor Braun, and I approve this message. |
1177 | 00:49:36,874 | 00:49:38,209 | Here. | Here. |
1178 | 00:49:38,243 | 00:49:40,378 | ANNOUNCER: Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin Families | ANNOUNCER: Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin Families |
1179 | 00:49:40,411 | 00:49:41,946 | for Faith and Freedom. | for Faith and Freedom. |
1180 | 00:49:41,979 | 00:49:44,682 | -(phones ringing) -(indistinct chatter) | -(phones ringing) -(indistinct chatter) |
1181 | 00:49:44,715 | 00:49:46,817 | FAITH: They've taken the office just across from mine. | FAITH: They've taken the office just across from mine. |
1182 | 00:49:46,851 | 00:49:48,053 | They're definitely ramping up, | They're definitely ramping up, |
1183 | 00:49:48,086 | 00:49:50,221 | so I'm gonna need the full crew. | so I'm gonna need the full crew. |
1184 | 00:49:50,255 | 00:49:53,224 | If Zimmer wants to take a stand in Turdsville, USA, | If Zimmer wants to take a stand in Turdsville, USA, |
1185 | 00:49:53,258 | 00:49:55,026 | I say we bury him here. | I say we bury him here. |
1186 | 00:49:55,060 | 00:49:56,461 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
1187 | 00:49:56,494 | 00:49:57,862 | Not a turd. | Not a turd. |
1188 | 00:49:57,895 | 00:49:59,630 | Heart and soul of America. | Heart and soul of America. |
1189 | 00:49:59,664 | 00:50:01,566 | Get me the nerdy guy from analytics. | Get me the nerdy guy from analytics. |
1190 | 00:50:01,599 | 00:50:04,169 | -MAN (on phone): Who's that? -I don't know his name. | -MAN (on phone): Who's that? -I don't know his name. |
1191 | 00:50:04,202 | 00:50:06,037 | He wears glasses and plaid. | He wears glasses and plaid. |
1192 | 00:50:06,071 | 00:50:08,173 | -Has a very complicated beard. -Which one? | -Has a very complicated beard. -Which one? |
1193 | 00:50:08,206 | 00:50:11,309 | FAITH: How the fuck does that not narrow it down? I... | FAITH: How the fuck does that not narrow it down? I... |
1194 | 00:50:11,342 | 00:50:13,678 | -God fucking damn it. -What? | -God fucking damn it. -What? |
1195 | 00:50:13,711 | 00:50:16,214 | And send me everyone by yesterday. | And send me everyone by yesterday. |
1196 | 00:50:16,247 | 00:50:17,882 | (over phone): I'll get on it. | (over phone): I'll get on it. |
1197 | 00:50:17,915 | 00:50:19,350 | -(slams phone on table) -(exhales) | -(slams phone on table) -(exhales) |
1198 | 00:50:30,261 | 00:50:31,962 | GARY: Sor... Hey, Dot. | GARY: Sor... Hey, Dot. |
1199 | 00:50:34,732 | 00:50:36,167 | -ANN: Gary. -KURT: Hey, big guy? | -ANN: Gary. -KURT: Hey, big guy? |
1200 | 00:50:36,201 | 00:50:38,203 | -Yes. -We got a problem. | -Yes. -We got a problem. |
1201 | 00:50:39,604 | 00:50:41,005 | What's up? | What's up? |
1202 | 00:50:41,038 | 00:50:43,174 | Having trouble rounding up focus groups? | Having trouble rounding up focus groups? |
1203 | 00:50:43,208 | 00:50:44,409 | No. | No. |
1204 | 00:50:44,442 | 00:50:45,910 | -(dial-up modem droning, beeping) -Shh. | -(dial-up modem droning, beeping) -Shh. |
1205 | 00:50:49,147 | 00:50:51,282 | KURT (scoffs): I don't even know what to say. | KURT (scoffs): I don't even know what to say. |
1206 | 00:50:51,316 | 00:50:53,718 | Hey, hey, everybody. | Hey, hey, everybody. |
1207 | 00:50:53,751 | 00:50:56,421 | Do we know why we have dial-up in this space? | Do we know why we have dial-up in this space? |
1208 | 00:50:56,454 | 00:50:57,755 | MAN: Duffy had it upgraded | MAN: Duffy had it upgraded |
1209 | 00:50:57,788 | 00:50:59,524 | right before he closed the shop. | right before he closed the shop. |
1210 | 00:50:59,557 | 00:51:00,558 | Upgraded from what? | Upgraded from what? |
1211 | 00:51:01,892 | 00:51:03,894 | -Nothing. -Well, is there any way | -Nothing. -Well, is there any way |
1212 | 00:51:03,928 | 00:51:06,097 | we can piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace? | we can piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace? |
1213 | 00:51:06,131 | 00:51:08,599 | Uh, there's a place where the kids go and they do homework | Uh, there's a place where the kids go and they do homework |
1214 | 00:51:08,633 | 00:51:09,900 | and they play games and whatnot. | and they play games and whatnot. |
1215 | 00:51:09,934 | 00:51:12,403 | -I know the password. -GARY: Okay. | -I know the password. -GARY: Okay. |
1216 | 00:51:12,437 | 00:51:14,539 | -Solving problems. -ANN: Nice! | -Solving problems. -ANN: Nice! |
1217 | 00:51:14,572 | 00:51:16,574 | (typing) | (typing) |
1218 | 00:51:20,445 | 00:51:21,812 | (knocking on window) | (knocking on window) |
1219 | 00:51:21,846 | 00:51:23,848 | (Gary sighs) | (Gary sighs) |
1220 | 00:51:25,816 | 00:51:29,754 | Listen, I... I don't think you're allowed to be here | Listen, I... I don't think you're allowed to be here |
1221 | 00:51:29,787 | 00:51:32,890 | unless you're on official school business, so... | unless you're on official school business, so... |
1222 | 00:51:32,923 | 00:51:35,393 | Okay, look, uh, Officer... | Okay, look, uh, Officer... |
1223 | 00:51:35,426 | 00:51:37,262 | -Tommy. -Officer Tommy. | -Tommy. -Officer Tommy. |
1224 | 00:51:37,295 | 00:51:40,064 | Um, we are with the Hastings campaign, | Um, we are with the Hastings campaign, |
1225 | 00:51:40,097 | 00:51:42,433 | and we're trying to get some work done here. | and we're trying to get some work done here. |
1226 | 00:51:42,467 | 00:51:44,068 | It's sort of time-sensitive. | It's sort of time-sensitive. |
1227 | 00:51:44,101 | 00:51:47,104 | So... um, okay, here we go. | So... um, okay, here we go. |
1228 | 00:51:47,138 | 00:51:49,073 | Here is a pen. | Here is a pen. |
1229 | 00:51:49,106 | 00:51:51,176 | -Okay. -And... | -Okay. -And... |
1230 | 00:51:51,209 | 00:51:53,511 | -one of these beer thingies. -KURT: Koozie. | -one of these beer thingies. -KURT: Koozie. |
1231 | 00:51:53,544 | 00:51:56,314 | Koozie, and, uh... | Koozie, and, uh... |
1232 | 00:51:56,347 | 00:51:58,616 | thank you for your service. | thank you for your service. |
1233 | 00:52:04,121 | 00:52:06,123 | (typing continues) | (typing continues) |
1234 | 00:52:11,829 | 00:52:14,399 | -(knocking on window) -Oh, for God sakes. | -(knocking on window) -Oh, for God sakes. |
1235 | 00:52:15,866 | 00:52:19,003 | Hello, boys. | Hello, boys. |
1236 | 00:52:19,036 | 00:52:20,805 | (muffled): Gentlemen, these are children! | (muffled): Gentlemen, these are children! |
1237 | 00:52:20,838 | 00:52:22,440 | -DIANA: Hey. -Hi. -Children! | -DIANA: Hey. -Hi. -Children! |
1238 | 00:52:22,473 | 00:52:25,042 | -Great job, guys. -And do you know what that looked like? | -Great job, guys. -And do you know what that looked like? |
1239 | 00:52:25,075 | 00:52:26,777 | Sitting in your car? | Sitting in your car? |
1240 | 00:52:26,811 | 00:52:28,879 | A bunch of boys on the computer? | A bunch of boys on the computer? |
1241 | 00:52:30,147 | 00:52:32,750 | (clapping) | (clapping) |
1242 | 00:52:35,186 | 00:52:37,355 | No, no, no. Thank you. | No, no, no. Thank you. |
1243 | 00:52:37,388 | 00:52:40,458 | So, I see they sprung you from detention, huh? | So, I see they sprung you from detention, huh? |
1244 | 00:52:40,491 | 00:52:42,126 | Yeah, apparently, small-town hospitality | Yeah, apparently, small-town hospitality |
1245 | 00:52:42,159 | 00:52:44,195 | doesn't apply to Wi-Fi. | doesn't apply to Wi-Fi. |
1246 | 00:52:44,229 | 00:52:45,896 | They're not too keen on strangers staking out | They're not too keen on strangers staking out |
1247 | 00:52:45,930 | 00:52:47,965 | a school parking lot-- you know, kids and all. | a school parking lot-- you know, kids and all. |
1248 | 00:52:47,998 | 00:52:49,667 | Yeah, in hindsight, that makes complete sense. | Yeah, in hindsight, that makes complete sense. |
1249 | 00:52:49,700 | 00:52:51,001 | JACK: Mm-hmm. | JACK: Mm-hmm. |
1250 | 00:52:51,035 | 00:52:53,003 | Guys, could I talk to you for a sec? | Guys, could I talk to you for a sec? |
1251 | 00:52:53,037 | 00:52:54,171 | -Yeah. -My office. | -Yeah. -My office. |
1252 | 00:52:54,205 | 00:52:56,173 | Come on in. Have a seat. | Come on in. Have a seat. |
1253 | 00:52:56,207 | 00:52:57,975 | You can leave the door open. | You can leave the door open. |
1254 | 00:52:58,008 | 00:52:59,710 | -Here's the deal. -(claps) | -Here's the deal. -(claps) |
1255 | 00:52:59,744 | 00:53:02,179 | Our opponents are pumping way more into this | Our opponents are pumping way more into this |
1256 | 00:53:02,213 | 00:53:04,081 | than I ever expected them to. | than I ever expected them to. |
1257 | 00:53:04,114 | 00:53:07,151 | -DIANA: Huh. -This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly. | -DIANA: Huh. -This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly. |
1258 | 00:53:07,184 | 00:53:09,186 | We need to up our fundraising game. | We need to up our fundraising game. |
1259 | 00:53:09,220 | 00:53:11,155 | Okay. That's... | Okay. That's... |
1260 | 00:53:11,188 | 00:53:13,924 | Sure. Do you want to do, uh, like, a street fair or...? | Sure. Do you want to do, uh, like, a street fair or...? |
1261 | 00:53:13,958 | 00:53:15,926 | -That's a good idea. -(Gary chuckles) | -That's a good idea. -(Gary chuckles) |
1262 | 00:53:15,960 | 00:53:17,428 | No, it's not a good idea. | No, it's not a good idea. |
1263 | 00:53:17,462 | 00:53:19,564 | Don't... No, we're not gonna do that. | Don't... No, we're not gonna do that. |
1264 | 00:53:19,597 | 00:53:21,666 | Have you ever been to New York? | Have you ever been to New York? |
1265 | 00:53:21,699 | 00:53:23,568 | (dial-up modem droning) | (dial-up modem droning) |
1266 | 00:53:25,236 | 00:53:27,372 | Oh, my God, please unplug it. | Oh, my God, please unplug it. |
1267 | 00:53:27,405 | 00:53:29,006 | Please unplug it. | Please unplug it. |
1268 | 00:53:29,039 | 00:53:30,375 | (droning continues) | (droning continues) |
1269 | 00:53:30,408 | 00:53:32,410 | Unplug it! | Unplug it! |
1270 | 00:53:32,443 | 00:53:34,178 | (food crunching) | (food crunching) |
1271 | 00:53:34,211 | 00:53:36,581 | GARY: I'm just looking at the guest list here. | GARY: I'm just looking at the guest list here. |
1272 | 00:53:36,614 | 00:53:38,949 | Great. Great turnout. | Great. Great turnout. |
1273 | 00:53:38,983 | 00:53:41,619 | Especially considering the short notice. | Especially considering the short notice. |
1274 | 00:53:41,652 | 00:53:43,187 | Really good. | Really good. |
1275 | 00:53:43,220 | 00:53:44,589 | (exhales slowly) | (exhales slowly) |
1276 | 00:53:44,622 | 00:53:47,392 | Mmm. You ever have one of those? | Mmm. You ever have one of those? |
1277 | 00:53:49,594 | 00:53:51,562 | Yeah, green beans. | Yeah, green beans. |
1278 | 00:53:51,596 | 00:53:53,063 | Green bean. | Green bean. |
1279 | 00:53:53,097 | 00:53:54,399 | (green bean crunching) | (green bean crunching) |
1280 | 00:53:54,432 | 00:53:57,468 | Isn't that French for "green beans"? | Isn't that French for "green beans"? |
1281 | 00:53:57,502 | 00:54:00,104 | These are more delicate. | These are more delicate. |
1282 | 00:54:00,137 | 00:54:01,772 | Thinner, more flavorful. | Thinner, more flavorful. |
1283 | 00:54:04,842 | 00:54:07,512 | -I didn't know you spoke French. -Mm. | -I didn't know you spoke French. -Mm. |
1284 | 00:54:10,315 | 00:54:11,916 | Would you like something? | Would you like something? |
1285 | 00:54:11,949 | 00:54:14,084 | Nerd. | Nerd. |
1286 | 00:54:15,453 | 00:54:17,254 | (crunching) | (crunching) |
1287 | 00:54:17,288 | 00:54:19,290 | This too loud? | This too loud? |
1288 | 00:54:23,260 | 00:54:24,995 | (clears throat quietly) | (clears throat quietly) |
1289 | 00:54:26,331 | 00:54:28,533 | (grunting softly) | (grunting softly) |
1290 | 00:54:32,303 | 00:54:33,971 | (swallows) | (swallows) |
1291 | 00:54:34,004 | 00:54:36,040 | (grunting) | (grunting) |
1292 | 00:54:42,847 | 00:54:44,349 | (coughs quietly) | (coughs quietly) |
1293 | 00:54:49,987 | 00:54:51,422 | -(elevator bell dings) -Richard and Ginnie Peeler | -(elevator bell dings) -Richard and Ginnie Peeler |
1294 | 00:54:51,456 | 00:54:52,423 | are hosting. | are hosting. |
1295 | 00:54:52,457 | 00:54:53,991 | He's a hedge fund swell. | He's a hedge fund swell. |
1296 | 00:54:54,024 | 00:54:56,193 | She's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years. | She's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years. |
1297 | 00:54:56,226 | 00:54:58,028 | Richard Peeler. Yeah? | Richard Peeler. Yeah? |
1298 | 00:54:58,062 | 00:54:59,697 | Got it. | Got it. |
1299 | 00:55:01,799 | 00:55:03,801 | Are you, like, 12? | Are you, like, 12? |
1300 | 00:55:05,503 | 00:55:07,171 | -(both chuckle) -(elevator bell dings) | -(both chuckle) -(elevator bell dings) |
1301 | 00:55:07,204 | 00:55:09,273 | RICHARD: It's not only that the sand traps are deeper, | RICHARD: It's not only that the sand traps are deeper, |
1302 | 00:55:09,306 | 00:55:11,376 | but the quality of the sand at... | but the quality of the sand at... |
1303 | 00:55:11,409 | 00:55:13,043 | Excuse me. Gary! Hey. | Excuse me. Gary! Hey. |
1304 | 00:55:13,077 | 00:55:15,179 | Dick Peeler. | Dick Peeler. |
1305 | 00:55:15,212 | 00:55:17,682 | RICHARD: Gary, thank you for coming. | RICHARD: Gary, thank you for coming. |
1306 | 00:55:17,715 | 00:55:19,784 | GARY: Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having us. | GARY: Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having us. |
1307 | 00:55:19,817 | 00:55:21,285 | RICHARD: Well, we're really, really excited. | RICHARD: Well, we're really, really excited. |
1308 | 00:55:21,318 | 00:55:23,454 | GARY: We're excited. Jack! Jack! | GARY: We're excited. Jack! Jack! |
1309 | 00:55:23,488 | 00:55:25,055 | I'd like you to meet Richard Peeler. | I'd like you to meet Richard Peeler. |
1310 | 00:55:25,089 | 00:55:26,290 | -What an honor. -Colonel Jack Hastings. | -What an honor. -Colonel Jack Hastings. |
1311 | 00:55:26,323 | 00:55:27,992 | -Oh. -Very nice to meet you. | -Oh. -Very nice to meet you. |
1312 | 00:55:28,025 | 00:55:29,960 | -Thank you for... having us. -Oh, it's really an honor. | -Thank you for... having us. -Oh, it's really an honor. |
1313 | 00:55:29,994 | 00:55:32,029 | -And, uh... -Yeah. | -And, uh... -Yeah. |
1314 | 00:55:32,062 | 00:55:34,665 | No, it's, uh, you know, the authentic thing here. | No, it's, uh, you know, the authentic thing here. |
1315 | 00:55:34,699 | 00:55:36,300 | I see that. It's amazing. | I see that. It's amazing. |
1316 | 00:55:36,333 | 00:55:38,068 | Uh, can I get you something to drink? | Uh, can I get you something to drink? |
1317 | 00:55:38,102 | 00:55:39,637 | Sure. What would you like? | Sure. What would you like? |
1318 | 00:55:39,670 | 00:55:42,807 | Uh, I'd like a little, uh, tea. | Uh, I'd like a little, uh, tea. |
1319 | 00:55:42,840 | 00:55:44,742 | Chamomile if you have it. | Chamomile if you have it. |
1320 | 00:55:44,775 | 00:55:46,210 | (laughs) All right. | (laughs) All right. |
1321 | 00:55:46,243 | 00:55:47,578 | That's fine. You want a Scotch. | That's fine. You want a Scotch. |
1322 | 00:55:47,612 | 00:55:48,946 | -Yes, please. -Yes, I know that. | -Yes, please. -Yes, I know that. |
1323 | 00:55:51,882 | 00:55:54,952 | (indistinct conversations) | (indistinct conversations) |
1324 | 00:55:56,721 | 00:55:58,489 | MAN: He's a criminal. | MAN: He's a criminal. |
1325 | 00:55:58,523 | 00:55:59,857 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
1326 | 00:55:59,890 | 00:56:01,191 | He's a criminal. | He's a criminal. |
1327 | 00:56:01,225 | 00:56:02,660 | Trust me, I've done deals with him. | Trust me, I've done deals with him. |
1328 | 00:56:02,693 | 00:56:04,361 | WOMAN: Our democracy is falling apart. | WOMAN: Our democracy is falling apart. |
1329 | 00:56:04,395 | 00:56:05,596 | We're gonna lose it. | We're gonna lose it. |
1330 | 00:56:05,630 | 00:56:07,331 | Tom Friedman had a great line. | Tom Friedman had a great line. |
1331 | 00:56:07,364 | 00:56:09,500 | MAN: I like to say he's the Bitcoin of presidents. | MAN: I like to say he's the Bitcoin of presidents. |
1332 | 00:56:09,534 | 00:56:11,402 | WOMAN: Her whole dress line was made in China. | WOMAN: Her whole dress line was made in China. |
1333 | 00:56:11,436 | 00:56:13,337 | WOMAN: The man is mentally ill. | WOMAN: The man is mentally ill. |
1334 | 00:56:13,370 | 00:56:14,739 | MAN: Clownstick's fuckface. | MAN: Clownstick's fuckface. |
1335 | 00:56:14,772 | 00:56:16,507 | MAN: I'm mad? We should all be mad. | MAN: I'm mad? We should all be mad. |
1336 | 00:56:16,541 | 00:56:19,043 | MAN: I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants? | MAN: I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants? |
1337 | 00:56:19,076 | 00:56:21,378 | And there's not a whole lot of the, um... | And there's not a whole lot of the, um... |
1338 | 00:56:21,412 | 00:56:22,780 | What did you call that? | What did you call that? |
1339 | 00:56:22,813 | 00:56:24,749 | -Uh, farm-to-table. -The farm-to-table. | -Uh, farm-to-table. -The farm-to-table. |
1340 | 00:56:24,782 | 00:56:29,186 | I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh... | I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh... |
1341 | 00:56:29,219 | 00:56:33,791 | all goes from farms to tables of some kind. | all goes from farms to tables of some kind. |
1342 | 00:56:37,261 | 00:56:39,764 | RICHARD: We're so excited that you're all here. | RICHARD: We're so excited that you're all here. |
1343 | 00:56:39,797 | 00:56:42,099 | And we are so thankful | And we are so thankful |
1344 | 00:56:42,132 | 00:56:44,234 | to our old friend for presenting us | to our old friend for presenting us |
1345 | 00:56:44,268 | 00:56:47,738 | with another informative and, uh, just stimulating evening. | with another informative and, uh, just stimulating evening. |
1346 | 00:56:47,772 | 00:56:49,940 | -Oh. -(laughter) | -Oh. -(laughter) |
1347 | 00:56:49,974 | 00:56:51,876 | RICHARD: You know him. You love him. | RICHARD: You know him. You love him. |
1348 | 00:56:51,909 | 00:56:53,544 | -And sometimes hate. -(laughter) | -And sometimes hate. -(laughter) |
1349 | 00:56:53,578 | 00:56:56,614 | -Hate writing the checks, but, uh, you know. -Yeah. | -Hate writing the checks, but, uh, you know. -Yeah. |
1350 | 00:56:58,015 | 00:57:00,250 | -Gary. -Thank you. Thanks so much. | -Gary. -Thank you. Thanks so much. |
1351 | 00:57:00,284 | 00:57:01,719 | Thanks for coming. | Thanks for coming. |
1352 | 00:57:01,752 | 00:57:02,987 | And thank you... | And thank you... |
1353 | 00:57:03,020 | 00:57:05,289 | Keep that going for the Peelers, please. | Keep that going for the Peelers, please. |
1354 | 00:57:05,322 | 00:57:07,892 | Their tremendous hospitality. | Their tremendous hospitality. |
1355 | 00:57:07,925 | 00:57:10,260 | Listen, I'm not gonna take up too much of your time | Listen, I'm not gonna take up too much of your time |
1356 | 00:57:10,294 | 00:57:12,997 | other than to say thank you all for being here. | other than to say thank you all for being here. |
1357 | 00:57:13,030 | 00:57:16,066 | One thing I do want to say, though, is that | One thing I do want to say, though, is that |
1358 | 00:57:16,100 | 00:57:19,904 | Colonel Jack Hastings is the embodiment | Colonel Jack Hastings is the embodiment |
1359 | 00:57:19,937 | 00:57:22,172 | of America's real greatness. | of America's real greatness. |
1360 | 00:57:22,206 | 00:57:26,176 | Service to nation, hard work, faith. | Service to nation, hard work, faith. |
1361 | 00:57:26,210 | 00:57:29,346 | Republicans don't own those values, do they? | Republicans don't own those values, do they? |
1362 | 00:57:29,379 | 00:57:30,948 | -(crowd murmuring) -They don't own 'em. | -(crowd murmuring) -They don't own 'em. |
1363 | 00:57:30,981 | 00:57:32,917 | They can't. | They can't. |
1364 | 00:57:32,950 | 00:57:34,351 | Inclusion. | Inclusion. |
1365 | 00:57:34,384 | 00:57:35,920 | That's the most important of all. | That's the most important of all. |
1366 | 00:57:35,953 | 00:57:37,855 | But sometimes, we get comfortable | But sometimes, we get comfortable |
1367 | 00:57:37,888 | 00:57:39,657 | in our own little ideological bubbles. | in our own little ideological bubbles. |
1368 | 00:57:39,690 | 00:57:41,258 | I see them. | I see them. |
1369 | 00:57:41,291 | 00:57:43,127 | You can't see them, necessarily, but I see 'em. | You can't see them, necessarily, but I see 'em. |
1370 | 00:57:43,160 | 00:57:44,529 | There's a little bubble there. | There's a little bubble there. |
1371 | 00:57:44,562 | 00:57:46,497 | -(laughter) -There's a little bubble there. | -(laughter) -There's a little bubble there. |
1372 | 00:57:46,531 | 00:57:48,699 | And we forget to reach out. | And we forget to reach out. |
1373 | 00:57:48,733 | 00:57:51,368 | To find empathy and understanding | To find empathy and understanding |
1374 | 00:57:51,401 | 00:57:55,105 | across religious or racial | across religious or racial |
1375 | 00:57:55,139 | 00:57:57,875 | or just plain geographical boundaries. | or just plain geographical boundaries. |
1376 | 00:57:57,908 | 00:58:00,811 | And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit. | And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit. |
1377 | 00:58:01,846 | 00:58:04,181 | So, without further ado, | So, without further ado, |
1378 | 00:58:04,214 | 00:58:06,651 | I would like you to join me in welcoming | I would like you to join me in welcoming |
1379 | 00:58:06,684 | 00:58:10,454 | the next mayor of Deerlaken, Wisconsin, | the next mayor of Deerlaken, Wisconsin, |
1380 | 00:58:10,487 | 00:58:12,790 | Colonel Jack Hastings. | Colonel Jack Hastings. |
1381 | 00:58:12,823 | 00:58:14,825 | -(applause, whooping) -MAN: Hear, hear. | -(applause, whooping) -MAN: Hear, hear. |
1382 | 00:58:19,496 | 00:58:22,466 | Uh, uh... thanks, folks. | Uh, uh... thanks, folks. |
1383 | 00:58:22,499 | 00:58:25,536 | And thanks to Gary | And thanks to Gary |
1384 | 00:58:25,570 | 00:58:28,539 | -and to the Peelers. -RICHARD: Thank you. | -and to the Peelers. -RICHARD: Thank you. |
1385 | 00:58:28,573 | 00:58:31,175 | Wow, this is a great house. | Wow, this is a great house. |
1386 | 00:58:31,208 | 00:58:33,077 | It's a great house. | It's a great house. |
1387 | 00:58:33,110 | 00:58:35,312 | A... | A... |
1388 | 00:58:35,345 | 00:58:37,047 | (chuckles quietly) | (chuckles quietly) |
1389 | 00:58:37,081 | 00:58:39,650 | I see some of you are... | I see some of you are... |
1390 | 00:58:39,684 | 00:58:42,352 | wondering what I'm doing here. | wondering what I'm doing here. |
1391 | 00:58:43,387 | 00:58:44,622 | And... | And... |
1392 | 00:58:45,923 | 00:58:48,525 | I think I'm wondering the same. | I think I'm wondering the same. |
1393 | 00:58:49,860 | 00:58:51,495 | Uh... | Uh... |
1394 | 00:58:51,528 | 00:58:53,530 | I guess that's the point. | I guess that's the point. |
1395 | 00:58:55,199 | 00:58:58,669 | Without all this, you might never have met me. | Without all this, you might never have met me. |
1396 | 00:58:58,703 | 00:59:02,139 | And I certainly wouldn't have met you. | And I certainly wouldn't have met you. |
1397 | 00:59:03,540 | 00:59:04,942 | But... | But... |
1398 | 00:59:06,577 | 00:59:08,579 | ...uh, now we have. | ...uh, now we have. |
1399 | 00:59:10,047 | 00:59:11,582 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
1400 | 00:59:11,616 | 00:59:14,118 | So, uh... | So, uh... |
1401 | 00:59:16,887 | 00:59:18,188 | A... | A... |
1402 | 00:59:18,222 | 00:59:19,924 | Colonel, Colonel. | Colonel, Colonel. |
1403 | 00:59:19,957 | 00:59:22,526 | -Yeah. -Gary Zimmer from "The D.C. Bugle." | -Yeah. -Gary Zimmer from "The D.C. Bugle." |
1404 | 00:59:22,559 | 00:59:24,862 | -(laughter) -Um, why... | -(laughter) -Um, why... |
1405 | 00:59:24,895 | 00:59:28,933 | why should a bunch of uptight Upper West Siders care about | why should a bunch of uptight Upper West Siders care about |
1406 | 00:59:28,966 | 00:59:30,635 | a little town in Wisconsin? | a little town in Wisconsin? |
1407 | 00:59:30,668 | 00:59:32,637 | (quiet murmuring) | (quiet murmuring) |
1408 | 00:59:32,670 | 00:59:35,105 | Uh, it's hard to say. | Uh, it's hard to say. |
1409 | 00:59:36,240 | 00:59:38,408 | I guess we're hurting, | I guess we're hurting, |
1410 | 00:59:38,442 | 00:59:41,445 | looking for help from you. | looking for help from you. |
1411 | 00:59:43,648 | 00:59:45,415 | What can we do to help? | What can we do to help? |
1412 | 00:59:45,449 | 00:59:47,584 | I'll take that. Money. | I'll take that. Money. |
1413 | 00:59:47,618 | 00:59:49,553 | -(laughter) -Money. | -(laughter) -Money. |
1414 | 00:59:49,586 | 00:59:52,456 | It's a serious question, actually. | It's a serious question, actually. |
1415 | 00:59:52,489 | 00:59:55,259 | You know, our politics seem broken. | You know, our politics seem broken. |
1416 | 00:59:55,292 | 00:59:59,596 | Colonel, what do you see is the system's greatest weakness? | Colonel, what do you see is the system's greatest weakness? |
1417 | 01:00:02,767 | 01:00:06,570 | Hmm, well, I guess, for one thing, | Hmm, well, I guess, for one thing, |
1418 | 01:00:06,603 | 01:00:08,973 | this. | this. |
1419 | 01:00:09,006 | 01:00:10,641 | Here, tonight. | Here, tonight. |
1420 | 01:00:12,376 | 01:00:15,379 | And I mean no disrespect. | And I mean no disrespect. |
1421 | 01:00:16,647 | 01:00:19,917 | I just think this seems a bit crazy. | I just think this seems a bit crazy. |
1422 | 01:00:19,950 | 01:00:22,086 | I want to help my town. | I want to help my town. |
1423 | 01:00:22,119 | 01:00:24,021 | I want to be mayor, | I want to be mayor, |
1424 | 01:00:24,054 | 01:00:27,257 | some town in the middle of Wisconsin. | some town in the middle of Wisconsin. |
1425 | 01:00:27,291 | 01:00:29,159 | So, instead of being home | So, instead of being home |
1426 | 01:00:29,193 | 01:00:32,196 | working on some smart things to help my town, | working on some smart things to help my town, |
1427 | 01:00:32,229 | 01:00:35,099 | I have to fly here to your town | I have to fly here to your town |
1428 | 01:00:35,132 | 01:00:38,035 | and convince you that my town's worth saving. | and convince you that my town's worth saving. |
1429 | 01:00:38,068 | 01:00:40,838 | And that I'm worth it. | And that I'm worth it. |
1430 | 01:00:40,871 | 01:00:44,608 | And that saving it is worth it to you. | And that saving it is worth it to you. |
1431 | 01:00:44,641 | 01:00:46,777 | All so you can give me some money. | All so you can give me some money. |
1432 | 01:00:46,811 | 01:00:49,814 | Not for my town, but for me. | Not for my town, but for me. |
1433 | 01:00:49,847 | 01:00:54,418 | To help convince my town that I'm worth it. | To help convince my town that I'm worth it. |
1434 | 01:00:56,253 | 01:00:59,623 | I mean... | I mean... |
1435 | 01:00:59,656 | 01:01:03,994 | I don't know, it just sounds so stupid. | I don't know, it just sounds so stupid. |
1436 | 01:01:05,662 | 01:01:06,831 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
1437 | 01:01:08,432 | 01:01:09,867 | (Jack grunts softly) | (Jack grunts softly) |
1438 | 01:01:19,109 | 01:01:20,745 | Still crying? | Still crying? |
1439 | 01:01:22,412 | 01:01:24,715 | GARY: A little bit. | GARY: A little bit. |
1440 | 01:01:24,749 | 01:01:26,183 | JACK: Mm. | JACK: Mm. |
1441 | 01:01:27,785 | 01:01:32,489 | You gonna do that all the way home? | You gonna do that all the way home? |
1442 | 01:01:32,522 | 01:01:34,224 | Yes. | Yes. |
1443 | 01:01:37,261 | 01:01:39,263 | Why? | Why? |
1444 | 01:01:40,530 | 01:01:42,566 | Because the seat belt sign is on | Because the seat belt sign is on |
1445 | 01:01:42,599 | 01:01:45,435 | and I can't get up to hug you. | and I can't get up to hug you. |
1446 | 01:01:45,469 | 01:01:48,372 | Damn, Jack. | Damn, Jack. |
1447 | 01:01:48,405 | 01:01:50,908 | (sighs) You walked in there, | (sighs) You walked in there, |
1448 | 01:01:50,941 | 01:01:54,011 | into the lion's den like that... | into the lion's den like that... |
1449 | 01:01:54,044 | 01:01:55,079 | Daniel. | Daniel. |
1450 | 01:01:55,112 | 01:01:56,914 | Yeah, and just... | Yeah, and just... |
1451 | 01:01:56,947 | 01:02:00,184 | you told 'em, straight up, this isn't right. | you told 'em, straight up, this isn't right. |
1452 | 01:02:00,217 | 01:02:02,352 | This is wrong. The system is corrupt. | This is wrong. The system is corrupt. |
1453 | 01:02:02,386 | 01:02:04,621 | (imitating Al Pacino): I'm out of order? You're out of order. | (imitating Al Pacino): I'm out of order? You're out of order. |
1454 | 01:02:04,654 | 01:02:06,190 | The whole damn system's out of order! | The whole damn system's out of order! |
1455 | 01:02:06,223 | 01:02:08,725 | Attica! To... | Attica! To... |
1456 | 01:02:08,759 | 01:02:10,060 | (grunts intensely) | (grunts intensely) |
1457 | 01:02:10,094 | 01:02:12,129 | (gasps) Money. | (gasps) Money. |
1458 | 01:02:12,162 | 01:02:16,600 | Oh, God, their money is the problem? | Oh, God, their money is the problem? |
1459 | 01:02:16,633 | 01:02:19,069 | (chuckling): Oh! | (chuckling): Oh! |
1460 | 01:02:19,103 | 01:02:20,771 | You should've seen their faces. | You should've seen their faces. |
1461 | 01:02:20,805 | 01:02:22,406 | I saw. | I saw. |
1462 | 01:02:22,439 | 01:02:26,076 | They ate it up. | They ate it up. |
1463 | 01:02:26,110 | 01:02:28,612 | We could've named our price. | We could've named our price. |
1464 | 01:02:28,645 | 01:02:31,115 | (grunts, laughs) | (grunts, laughs) |
1465 | 01:02:31,148 | 01:02:32,883 | Oh, no way Faith matches. | Oh, no way Faith matches. |
1466 | 01:02:32,917 | 01:02:35,252 | -And why is that, now? -Oh. | -And why is that, now? -Oh. |
1467 | 01:02:35,285 | 01:02:38,388 | Because they're spending to stop something, | Because they're spending to stop something, |
1468 | 01:02:38,422 | 01:02:40,457 | and we're spending to start something. | and we're spending to start something. |
1469 | 01:02:41,658 | 01:02:43,493 | -(Gary sighs) -Hmm. | -(Gary sighs) -Hmm. |
1470 | 01:02:43,527 | 01:02:45,429 | (imitating Peter Finch): I'm mad as hell, | (imitating Peter Finch): I'm mad as hell, |
1471 | 01:02:45,462 | 01:02:47,832 | and I can't take it anymore! | and I can't take it anymore! |
1472 | 01:02:47,865 | 01:02:50,167 | -(Jack chuckles) -(gasps) Oh! | -(Jack chuckles) -(gasps) Oh! |
1473 | 01:02:50,200 | 01:02:52,502 | Gary, you... green bean? | Gary, you... green bean? |
1474 | 01:02:52,536 | 01:02:54,004 | No. (laughs) | No. (laughs) |
1475 | 01:02:54,038 | 01:02:55,940 | Okay. No, thank you. | Okay. No, thank you. |
1476 | 01:02:58,042 | 01:03:00,110 | (sighs): Wow. | (sighs): Wow. |
1477 | 01:03:00,144 | 01:03:02,813 | I'm telling you, he is the real deal. | I'm telling you, he is the real deal. |
1478 | 01:03:02,847 | 01:03:05,649 | It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. | It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. |
1479 | 01:03:05,682 | 01:03:07,651 | Like a churchgoing Bernie Sanders | Like a churchgoing Bernie Sanders |
1480 | 01:03:07,684 | 01:03:09,353 | with better bone density. | with better bone density. |
1481 | 01:03:09,386 | 01:03:10,988 | -He... Oh, here they are. -JACK: Hello. Good morning. | -He... Oh, here they are. -JACK: Hello. Good morning. |
1482 | 01:03:11,021 | 01:03:12,622 | Here they are. | Here they are. |
1483 | 01:03:12,656 | 01:03:14,624 | Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of Deerlaken | Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of Deerlaken |
1484 | 01:03:14,658 | 01:03:15,960 | and his talented first daughter. | and his talented first daughter. |
1485 | 01:03:15,993 | 01:03:18,095 | -Please join me. -You are fired up, huh? | -Please join me. -You are fired up, huh? |
1486 | 01:03:18,128 | 01:03:20,330 | I am fired... Why wouldn't I be fired up? | I am fired... Why wouldn't I be fired up? |
1487 | 01:03:20,364 | 01:03:24,634 | I am working with the future of the Democratic Party here. | I am working with the future of the Democratic Party here. |
1488 | 01:03:24,668 | 01:03:27,771 | Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent. | Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent. |
1489 | 01:03:27,804 | 01:03:29,506 | He crushed it. | He crushed it. |
1490 | 01:03:29,539 | 01:03:31,775 | And because of that, I'd like to show you | And because of that, I'd like to show you |
1491 | 01:03:31,808 | 01:03:34,111 | the fruits of your labor. | the fruits of your labor. |
1492 | 01:03:34,144 | 01:03:37,982 | Because he was so good, I was able to hire... | Because he was so good, I was able to hire... |
1493 | 01:03:38,015 | 01:03:39,783 | the "A" team. | the "A" team. |
1494 | 01:03:39,816 | 01:03:41,651 | -Mm-hmm. -GARY: I'm just kidding. | -Mm-hmm. -GARY: I'm just kidding. |
1495 | 01:03:41,685 | 01:03:43,153 | They're not the "A" team. | They're not the "A" team. |
1496 | 01:03:43,187 | 01:03:44,721 | Not that you aren't great. | Not that you aren't great. |
1497 | 01:03:44,754 | 01:03:47,391 | -But this... -(keypad beeping) | -But this... -(keypad beeping) |
1498 | 01:03:47,424 | 01:03:48,792 | is the real "A" team. | is the real "A" team. |
1499 | 01:03:48,825 | 01:03:50,660 | TINA: I get it, but what are the numbers? | TINA: I get it, but what are the numbers? |
1500 | 01:03:50,694 | 01:03:52,462 | (Diana gasps) | (Diana gasps) |
1501 | 01:03:52,496 | 01:03:54,264 | (quiet, indistinct chatter) | (quiet, indistinct chatter) |
1502 | 01:03:56,066 | 01:03:57,501 | -You know Kurt Lehman, polling and modeling. -Oh, my God. | -You know Kurt Lehman, polling and modeling. -Oh, my God. |
1503 | 01:03:57,534 | 01:03:58,802 | -Yes. Hi. -KURT: Hi. | -Yes. Hi. -KURT: Hi. |
1504 | 01:03:58,835 | 01:04:00,704 | -He gives us a window into the electorate. -Hi. -Hey. | -He gives us a window into the electorate. -Hi. -Hey. |
1505 | 01:04:00,737 | 01:04:02,372 | -How are you? -GARY: Best in the business. | -How are you? -GARY: Best in the business. |
1506 | 01:04:02,406 | 01:04:04,008 | When everyone was predicting Hillary | When everyone was predicting Hillary |
1507 | 01:04:04,041 | 01:04:06,911 | in a landslide over Trump, Kurt was the one guy | in a landslide over Trump, Kurt was the one guy |
1508 | 01:04:06,944 | 01:04:09,813 | who had her just barely beating him. | who had her just barely beating him. |
1509 | 01:04:09,846 | 01:04:13,050 | My models just picked up the trend lines, so... (chuckles) | My models just picked up the trend lines, so... (chuckles) |
1510 | 01:04:13,083 | 01:04:15,052 | If the election had taken place a month or two later... | If the election had taken place a month or two later... |
1511 | 01:04:15,085 | 01:04:17,922 | My numbers would've been 100% on the money. | My numbers would've been 100% on the money. |
1512 | 01:04:17,955 | 01:04:19,723 | -Mm-hmm. -DIANA: Wow. | -Mm-hmm. -DIANA: Wow. |
1513 | 01:04:19,756 | 01:04:21,225 | Impressive. | Impressive. |
1514 | 01:04:21,258 | 01:04:22,526 | Well... | Well... |
1515 | 01:04:22,559 | 01:04:24,161 | Well, he was the least wrong. | Well, he was the least wrong. |
1516 | 01:04:24,194 | 01:04:25,930 | Tina Kuryev, analytics. | Tina Kuryev, analytics. |
1517 | 01:04:25,963 | 01:04:27,597 | She gives us a window into the voters. | She gives us a window into the voters. |
1518 | 01:04:27,631 | 01:04:29,033 | Good to meet you, sir. | Good to meet you, sir. |
1519 | 01:04:29,066 | 01:04:31,768 | Oh. I thought, uh, polling did that. | Oh. I thought, uh, polling did that. |
1520 | 01:04:31,801 | 01:04:34,371 | -It does. -Well, he tells you how he thinks they feel. | -It does. -Well, he tells you how he thinks they feel. |
1521 | 01:04:34,404 | 01:04:36,240 | I tell you how they really feel. | I tell you how they really feel. |
1522 | 01:04:38,242 | 01:04:41,078 | -People are liars. -Here we go. | -People are liars. -Here we go. |
1523 | 01:04:41,111 | 01:04:44,248 | He can tell you how often people say they go to church. | He can tell you how often people say they go to church. |
1524 | 01:04:44,281 | 01:04:45,882 | She can tell you if they actually go. | She can tell you if they actually go. |
1525 | 01:04:45,916 | 01:04:47,918 | I can tell you if God is in their hearts. | I can tell you if God is in their hearts. |
1526 | 01:04:47,952 | 01:04:49,419 | -Oh, my God. -Tina's in online analytics. | -Oh, my God. -Tina's in online analytics. |
1527 | 01:04:49,453 | 01:04:50,921 | KURT: Hey, can I just say-- | KURT: Hey, can I just say-- |
1528 | 01:04:50,955 | 01:04:53,390 | we take deception into account, too, okay? (chuckles) | we take deception into account, too, okay? (chuckles) |
1529 | 01:04:53,423 | 01:04:55,525 | Yeah, polling is an art form, but, | Yeah, polling is an art form, but, |
1530 | 01:04:55,559 | 01:04:57,928 | you know, there's plenty of science to back it up. | you know, there's plenty of science to back it up. |
1531 | 01:04:57,962 | 01:05:00,197 | Says the guy still calling landlines. | Says the guy still calling landlines. |
1532 | 01:05:00,230 | 01:05:02,699 | People tell computers the truth, right? | People tell computers the truth, right? |
1533 | 01:05:02,732 | 01:05:04,868 | Their desires, their prejudices. | Their desires, their prejudices. |
1534 | 01:05:04,901 | 01:05:06,736 | Every search, every transaction-- | Every search, every transaction-- |
1535 | 01:05:06,770 | 01:05:08,738 | it's an unguarded private moment. | it's an unguarded private moment. |
1536 | 01:05:08,772 | 01:05:11,976 | So there's no, uh, margin of error, you know? | So there's no, uh, margin of error, you know? |
1537 | 01:05:12,009 | 01:05:14,878 | The digital footprint is your true self. | The digital footprint is your true self. |
1538 | 01:05:14,911 | 01:05:16,947 | But, surely, people are more complicated | But, surely, people are more complicated |
1539 | 01:05:16,981 | 01:05:19,083 | than their online transactions. | than their online transactions. |
1540 | 01:05:19,116 | 01:05:21,151 | Well, says the woman with three cats | Well, says the woman with three cats |
1541 | 01:05:21,185 | 01:05:23,753 | and an intense search history of the herpes virus. | and an intense search history of the herpes virus. |
1542 | 01:05:29,960 | 01:05:31,895 | One of the cats... | One of the cats... |
1543 | 01:05:31,928 | 01:05:33,763 | Is this legal? | Is this legal? |
1544 | 01:05:33,797 | 01:05:36,433 | Law enforcement or in the eyes of God? | Law enforcement or in the eyes of God? |
1545 | 01:05:39,269 | 01:05:41,938 | NEWSWOMAN: With two weeks to go until election day, | NEWSWOMAN: With two weeks to go until election day, |
1546 | 01:05:41,972 | 01:05:44,141 | we have an update on the Deerlaken mayoral race. | we have an update on the Deerlaken mayoral race. |
1547 | 01:05:44,174 | 01:05:46,143 | The race between Colonel Jack Hastings | The race between Colonel Jack Hastings |
1548 | 01:05:46,176 | 01:05:49,579 | and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun is tightening. | and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun is tightening. |
1549 | 01:05:49,613 | 01:05:51,481 | Who here has been chosen as 527s? | Who here has been chosen as 527s? |
1550 | 01:05:51,515 | 01:05:52,616 | -Raise your hands, please. -(murmuring) | -Raise your hands, please. -(murmuring) |
1551 | 01:05:52,649 | 01:05:55,519 | One, two, three, four. Good. | One, two, three, four. Good. |
1552 | 01:05:55,552 | 01:05:57,621 | You all run super PACs now. | You all run super PACs now. |
1553 | 01:05:57,654 | 01:06:01,825 | You are no longer associated with this campaign. | You are no longer associated with this campaign. |
1554 | 01:06:01,858 | 01:06:06,630 | And as such, it is time to move to your super PAC location, | And as such, it is time to move to your super PAC location, |
1555 | 01:06:06,663 | 01:06:09,866 | which is all the way at the back of the room, | which is all the way at the back of the room, |
1556 | 01:06:09,899 | 01:06:13,870 | far, far away from the activity of the campaign. | far, far away from the activity of the campaign. |
1557 | 01:06:14,971 | 01:06:16,506 | Right now? | Right now? |
1558 | 01:06:16,540 | 01:06:19,176 | I am not at liberty to say. | I am not at liberty to say. |
1559 | 01:06:19,209 | 01:06:22,712 | The campaign cannot coordinate with the super PAC. | The campaign cannot coordinate with the super PAC. |
1560 | 01:06:22,746 | 01:06:24,148 | So... | So... |
1561 | 01:06:24,181 | 01:06:26,383 | (whispers): After the meeting. | (whispers): After the meeting. |
1562 | 01:06:26,416 | 01:06:28,452 | * You always won | * You always won |
1563 | 01:06:28,485 | 01:06:30,887 | * Every time you placed a bet... * | * Every time you placed a bet... * |
1564 | 01:06:34,091 | 01:06:35,859 | Get me that fucking sat truck! | Get me that fucking sat truck! |
1565 | 01:06:35,892 | 01:06:38,562 | Get it now! They're gonna out-communicate us! | Get it now! They're gonna out-communicate us! |
1566 | 01:06:38,595 | 01:06:41,198 | Here, we have an unusual cluster of single women. | Here, we have an unusual cluster of single women. |
1567 | 01:06:41,231 | 01:06:42,499 | They're all gonna get pamphlets | They're all gonna get pamphlets |
1568 | 01:06:42,532 | 01:06:44,134 | saying that the mayor is gonna repeal | saying that the mayor is gonna repeal |
1569 | 01:06:44,168 | 01:06:45,969 | the health care payment for birth control. | the health care payment for birth control. |
1570 | 01:06:46,002 | 01:06:47,071 | JACK: What's this? | JACK: What's this? |
1571 | 01:06:47,104 | 01:06:49,639 | It's eight SMAWs. | It's eight SMAWs. |
1572 | 01:06:49,673 | 01:06:51,841 | Stay-at-home middle-aged women. | Stay-at-home middle-aged women. |
1573 | 01:06:51,875 | 01:06:54,144 | -29 to 54. -DIANA: 29? | -29 to 54. -DIANA: 29? |
1574 | 01:06:54,178 | 01:06:56,046 | That's middle-aged? | That's middle-aged? |
1575 | 01:06:56,080 | 01:06:58,082 | Yes. Yes, it is. | Yes. Yes, it is. |
1576 | 01:06:58,115 | 01:06:59,883 | KURT: You got to do it on the adjective. | KURT: You got to do it on the adjective. |
1577 | 01:06:59,916 | 01:07:01,518 | Safe streets. It's not safe streets. | Safe streets. It's not safe streets. |
1578 | 01:07:01,551 | 01:07:03,520 | -Everybody wants safe streets! -Safe... No, no, no. | -Everybody wants safe streets! -Safe... No, no, no. |
1579 | 01:07:03,553 | 01:07:04,988 | Okay, that's coming off a little angry. | Okay, that's coming off a little angry. |
1580 | 01:07:05,021 | 01:07:07,257 | GARY: Did you finish those donor calls? | GARY: Did you finish those donor calls? |
1581 | 01:07:07,291 | 01:07:08,858 | JACK: Yeah, just about. | JACK: Yeah, just about. |
1582 | 01:07:08,892 | 01:07:10,894 | I just always had a notion that farmers had a... | I just always had a notion that farmers had a... |
1583 | 01:07:10,927 | 01:07:12,562 | I'm sorry, are... are you clicking your heels? | I'm sorry, are... are you clicking your heels? |
1584 | 01:07:12,596 | 01:07:13,997 | Are you Dorothy? | Are you Dorothy? |
1585 | 01:07:14,030 | 01:07:15,665 | Is there no place like home? | Is there no place like home? |
1586 | 01:07:15,699 | 01:07:18,034 | * Turning on the charm | * Turning on the charm |
1587 | 01:07:18,068 | 01:07:21,004 | -* Long enough to get you by -* Still the same... | -* Long enough to get you by -* Still the same... |
1588 | 01:07:21,037 | 01:07:24,274 | JACK: America's greatness and God's grace... | JACK: America's greatness and God's grace... |
1589 | 01:07:24,308 | 01:07:27,844 | I'd go to battle for those two any day. | I'd go to battle for those two any day. |
1590 | 01:07:27,877 | 01:07:29,379 | ANNOUNCER: Paid for by Wisconsinites | ANNOUNCER: Paid for by Wisconsinites |
1591 | 01:07:29,413 | 01:07:30,880 | for Religiously Based Compassionate Empathy. | for Religiously Based Compassionate Empathy. |
1592 | 01:07:35,719 | 01:07:36,920 | -(Jack sighs) -Did you just sigh? | -(Jack sighs) -Did you just sigh? |
1593 | 01:07:36,953 | 01:07:38,355 | -Did he just sigh? -Oh, I can't... | -Did he just sigh? -Oh, I can't... |
1594 | 01:07:38,388 | 01:07:39,756 | Don't even get me started with sighing. | Don't even get me started with sighing. |
1595 | 01:07:39,789 | 01:07:41,891 | TINA: Now, here, this cluster in blue | TINA: Now, here, this cluster in blue |
1596 | 01:07:41,925 | 01:07:43,693 | have children, so they're gonna get | have children, so they're gonna get |
1597 | 01:07:43,727 | 01:07:46,062 | pamphlets saying "save our schools" | pamphlets saying "save our schools" |
1598 | 01:07:46,096 | 01:07:49,366 | because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets. | because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets. |
1599 | 01:07:49,399 | 01:07:50,967 | "Hi. My name is Jack. I'm exasperated." | "Hi. My name is Jack. I'm exasperated." |
1600 | 01:07:51,000 | 01:07:52,269 | (takes exaggerated deep breath) | (takes exaggerated deep breath) |
1601 | 01:07:52,302 | 01:07:54,471 | Why don't we move on to the WoMAMs? | Why don't we move on to the WoMAMs? |
1602 | 01:07:54,504 | 01:07:56,206 | White middle-aged men. | White middle-aged men. |
1603 | 01:07:56,240 | 01:07:57,607 | (laughter) | (laughter) |
1604 | 01:07:59,576 | 01:08:03,947 | * I had nothing left to say | * I had nothing left to say |
1605 | 01:08:03,980 | 01:08:05,949 | * 'Cause you're still the same * | * 'Cause you're still the same * |
1606 | 01:08:05,982 | 01:08:07,551 | * Still the same | * Still the same |
1607 | 01:08:07,584 | 01:08:09,886 | * Baby, baby, still the same | * Baby, baby, still the same |
1608 | 01:08:09,919 | 01:08:11,255 | GARY: What's this? | GARY: What's this? |
1609 | 01:08:11,288 | 01:08:12,656 | KURT: Walt. | KURT: Walt. |
1610 | 01:08:12,689 | 01:08:14,057 | * You're still the same... | * You're still the same... |
1611 | 01:08:14,090 | 01:08:15,725 | Is that an acronym? | Is that an acronym? |
1612 | 01:08:15,759 | 01:08:18,128 | No, it is not. | No, it is not. |
1613 | 01:08:19,996 | 01:08:24,368 | Can I still bring baked goods to the super PAC location? | Can I still bring baked goods to the super PAC location? |
1614 | 01:08:25,602 | 01:08:27,604 | (indistinct whispering) | (indistinct whispering) |
1615 | 01:08:31,841 | 01:08:33,109 | No. | No. |
1616 | 01:08:34,344 | 01:08:36,613 | (dramatic, cinematic music playing) | (dramatic, cinematic music playing) |
1617 | 01:08:50,527 | 01:08:54,431 | I'm Colonel Jack Hastings, and I approve this message. | I'm Colonel Jack Hastings, and I approve this message. |
1618 | 01:08:54,464 | 01:08:56,099 | ANNOUNCER: You want to come to Deerlaken, | ANNOUNCER: You want to come to Deerlaken, |
1619 | 01:08:56,132 | 01:08:57,867 | you'll have to go through him. | you'll have to go through him. |
1620 | 01:08:57,901 | 01:09:00,470 | (echoing boom) | (echoing boom) |
1621 | 01:09:00,504 | 01:09:02,839 | Paid for by Powerful Progressives for Strength. | Paid for by Powerful Progressives for Strength. |
1622 | 01:09:02,872 | 01:09:04,874 | (mouthing) | (mouthing) |
1623 | 01:09:06,476 | 01:09:08,044 | -Thank you so much, sir. -You're welcome. | -Thank you so much, sir. -You're welcome. |
1624 | 01:09:08,077 | 01:09:09,479 | Thank you so much for your support. | Thank you so much for your support. |
1625 | 01:09:09,513 | 01:09:11,248 | -Thank you. -Thank you. | -Thank you. -Thank you. |
1626 | 01:09:13,683 | 01:09:16,720 | How the hell did she get the bayou billionaires involved? | How the hell did she get the bayou billionaires involved? |
1627 | 01:09:16,753 | 01:09:18,188 | You okay? Do you need some help? | You okay? Do you need some help? |
1628 | 01:09:18,222 | 01:09:20,023 | -Just fine. -You're good? Okay, thank you. | -Just fine. -You're good? Okay, thank you. |
1629 | 01:09:20,056 | 01:09:21,691 | She must have promised that they could have | She must have promised that they could have |
1630 | 01:09:21,725 | 01:09:23,427 | the town smelted after the election. | the town smelted after the election. |
1631 | 01:09:28,498 | 01:09:30,334 | I'm just very impressed with all this. | I'm just very impressed with all this. |
1632 | 01:09:30,367 | 01:09:32,836 | -You... you do the polling. -KURT: Uh-huh. In fact... | -You... you do the polling. -KURT: Uh-huh. In fact... |
1633 | 01:09:32,869 | 01:09:33,837 | (heavy, metallic thumping) | (heavy, metallic thumping) |
1634 | 01:09:33,870 | 01:09:35,472 | GARY: There it is. | GARY: There it is. |
1635 | 01:09:35,505 | 01:09:36,640 | What is that? | What is that? |
1636 | 01:09:36,673 | 01:09:38,408 | No, who is that? Elton Chambers. | No, who is that? Elton Chambers. |
1637 | 01:09:38,442 | 01:09:40,544 | The Rocket Man? | The Rocket Man? |
1638 | 01:09:40,577 | 01:09:42,412 | The billionaire Rocket Man, yes. | The billionaire Rocket Man, yes. |
1639 | 01:09:42,446 | 01:09:44,548 | Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead. | Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead. |
1640 | 01:09:44,581 | 01:09:46,516 | -Well, he is dead. -GARY: No, no, no. | -Well, he is dead. -GARY: No, no, no. |
1641 | 01:09:46,550 | 01:09:48,585 | A series of micro-strokes. It's all good. | A series of micro-strokes. It's all good. |
1642 | 01:09:48,618 | 01:09:50,754 | (slow, heavy thumping) | (slow, heavy thumping) |
1643 | 01:09:53,957 | 01:09:55,859 | (door creaks open) | (door creaks open) |
1644 | 01:09:55,892 | 01:09:58,762 | -(mechanical whirring) -(heavy, metallic footsteps) | -(mechanical whirring) -(heavy, metallic footsteps) |
1645 | 01:10:06,970 | 01:10:10,707 | Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming. | Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming. |
1646 | 01:10:10,740 | 01:10:13,743 | Everyone, this is the great Sir Elton. | Everyone, this is the great Sir Elton. |
1647 | 01:10:15,312 | 01:10:17,547 | Let's get through the pleasantries. | Let's get through the pleasantries. |
1648 | 01:10:17,581 | 01:10:20,350 | This is Jack Hastings and his daughter Diana. | This is Jack Hastings and his daughter Diana. |
1649 | 01:10:20,384 | 01:10:24,288 | ELTON (robotic, melodic voice): Hello to you. | ELTON (robotic, melodic voice): Hello to you. |
1650 | 01:10:24,321 | 01:10:26,856 | GARY: All right, well, let's get right to it, then. | GARY: All right, well, let's get right to it, then. |
1651 | 01:10:26,890 | 01:10:32,095 | ELTON (tune of "Hava Nagila"): Tell me, what is your position | ELTON (tune of "Hava Nagila"): Tell me, what is your position |
1652 | 01:10:32,128 | 01:10:35,532 | concerning the settlement | concerning the settlement |
1653 | 01:10:35,565 | 01:10:40,637 | of Kevyat Sharim? | of Kevyat Sharim? |
1654 | 01:10:42,171 | 01:10:44,240 | Uh... | Uh... |
1655 | 01:10:44,274 | 01:10:45,775 | I'm not sure I... | I'm not sure I... |
1656 | 01:10:45,809 | 01:10:46,976 | Israel. | Israel. |
1657 | 01:10:47,010 | 01:10:50,046 | Jack believes that sovereign nations | Jack believes that sovereign nations |
1658 | 01:10:50,079 | 01:10:51,615 | are entitled to self-defense. | are entitled to self-defense. |
1659 | 01:10:51,648 | 01:10:52,882 | ELTON: Strongly? | ELTON: Strongly? |
1660 | 01:10:52,916 | 01:10:54,183 | Strongly believes, yes. | Strongly believes, yes. |
1661 | 01:10:55,184 | 01:10:57,321 | (mechanical whirring) | (mechanical whirring) |
1662 | 01:10:57,354 | 01:10:59,689 | (Elton gasps, stammers) | (Elton gasps, stammers) |
1663 | 01:11:01,257 | 01:11:02,992 | (normal voice): An election is a moral horror, | (normal voice): An election is a moral horror, |
1664 | 01:11:03,026 | 01:11:05,462 | as bad as a battle but without the blood. | as bad as a battle but without the blood. |
1665 | 01:11:05,495 | 01:11:07,797 | That's George Bernard Shaw. | That's George Bernard Shaw. |
1666 | 01:11:09,333 | 01:11:10,767 | (robotic, melodic voice): Get the car. | (robotic, melodic voice): Get the car. |
1667 | 01:11:10,800 | 01:11:12,168 | (whispers): I think that went well. | (whispers): I think that went well. |
1668 | 01:11:12,201 | 01:11:13,803 | KURT: Seemed like a really nice guy. | KURT: Seemed like a really nice guy. |
1669 | 01:11:13,837 | 01:11:15,439 | Actually looked pretty good, right? | Actually looked pretty good, right? |
1670 | 01:11:15,472 | 01:11:16,806 | -Yeah. -Surprisingly robust. | -Yeah. -Surprisingly robust. |
1671 | 01:11:16,840 | 01:11:18,842 | Elton Chambers is in. | Elton Chambers is in. |
1672 | 01:11:18,875 | 01:11:21,010 | -Oh. -TINA: Ah. All right. | -Oh. -TINA: Ah. All right. |
1673 | 01:11:21,044 | 01:11:22,579 | Making it rain. | Making it rain. |
1674 | 01:11:22,612 | 01:11:25,315 | He actually has a machine that makes it rain. | He actually has a machine that makes it rain. |
1675 | 01:11:35,359 | 01:11:38,428 | GARY: This margin of error is really shrinking. | GARY: This margin of error is really shrinking. |
1676 | 01:11:38,462 | 01:11:39,596 | Excuse me. Gary... | Excuse me. Gary... |
1677 | 01:11:39,629 | 01:11:40,830 | -Mr. Zimmer. -Mm-mm. | -Mr. Zimmer. -Mm-mm. |
1678 | 01:11:40,864 | 01:11:43,299 | -Becca, super PAC. -Uh... | -Becca, super PAC. -Uh... |
1679 | 01:11:43,333 | 01:11:45,502 | Okay. | Okay. |
1680 | 01:11:45,535 | 01:11:47,437 | -Uh, big guy? -GARY: Hmm? | -Uh, big guy? -GARY: Hmm? |
1681 | 01:11:47,471 | 01:11:49,473 | We got a problem. | We got a problem. |
1682 | 01:11:58,482 | 01:12:00,016 | (keypad beeps) | (keypad beeps) |
1683 | 01:12:00,049 | 01:12:02,018 | Hey, everybody. | Hey, everybody. |
1684 | 01:12:02,051 | 01:12:03,987 | Hard at work, I see. That's good. | Hard at work, I see. That's good. |
1685 | 01:12:04,020 | 01:12:06,222 | That's good. I had a couple of questions. | That's good. I had a couple of questions. |
1686 | 01:12:06,255 | 01:12:07,957 | The first is: What the fuck?! | The first is: What the fuck?! |
1687 | 01:12:07,991 | 01:12:10,159 | What tactical genius in here | What tactical genius in here |
1688 | 01:12:10,193 | 01:12:12,396 | thought it might be a good idea to carpet-bomb | thought it might be a good idea to carpet-bomb |
1689 | 01:12:12,429 | 01:12:15,231 | a particular neighborhood in this town | a particular neighborhood in this town |
1690 | 01:12:15,264 | 01:12:18,968 | with flyers suggesting that Colonel Jack Hastings | with flyers suggesting that Colonel Jack Hastings |
1691 | 01:12:19,002 | 01:12:20,637 | -would make sure... -(sighs): Fuck. | -would make sure... -(sighs): Fuck. |
1692 | 01:12:20,670 | 01:12:24,173 | -...that contraception is paid for by the government? | -...that contraception is paid for by the government? |
1693 | 01:12:27,877 | 01:12:29,513 | Uh, I did. | Uh, I did. |
1694 | 01:12:29,546 | 01:12:31,848 | -KURT (shuddering): Oh. -TINA: The data showed an | -KURT (shuddering): Oh. -TINA: The data showed an |
1695 | 01:12:31,881 | 01:12:33,917 | unusually concentrated grouping of single women in the area | unusually concentrated grouping of single women in the area |
1696 | 01:12:33,950 | 01:12:36,085 | who are deeply interested in reproductive rights. | who are deeply interested in reproductive rights. |
1697 | 01:12:36,119 | 01:12:37,353 | And you know why that is? | And you know why that is? |
1698 | 01:12:37,387 | 01:12:38,822 | (chuckling): Well, "why" is not really... | (chuckling): Well, "why" is not really... |
1699 | 01:12:38,855 | 01:12:40,657 | Because this "concentrated grouping of single women," | Because this "concentrated grouping of single women," |
1700 | 01:12:40,690 | 01:12:42,692 | as you put it, is a convent. | as you put it, is a convent. |
1701 | 01:12:43,793 | 01:12:45,595 | They are nuns. | They are nuns. |
1702 | 01:12:45,629 | 01:12:48,665 | Which is how many of them are going to end up voting for us. | Which is how many of them are going to end up voting for us. |
1703 | 01:12:48,698 | 01:12:51,100 | "Nuns" of them. Zero. | "Nuns" of them. Zero. |
1704 | 01:12:51,134 | 01:12:53,336 | -(laughs) -It's not funny. | -(laughs) -It's not funny. |
1705 | 01:12:53,369 | 01:12:55,371 | I'm not laughing. | I'm not laughing. |
1706 | 01:12:57,707 | 01:12:59,943 | (sighs) Fuck. | (sighs) Fuck. |
1707 | 01:12:59,976 | 01:13:02,712 | Well, I think we can appreciate the humor | Well, I think we can appreciate the humor |
1708 | 01:13:02,746 | 01:13:05,114 | in this very honest mistake. | in this very honest mistake. |
1709 | 01:13:05,148 | 01:13:06,950 | And the fact that the nuns | And the fact that the nuns |
1710 | 01:13:06,983 | 01:13:08,452 | are generously turning the other cheek | are generously turning the other cheek |
1711 | 01:13:08,485 | 01:13:09,853 | makes it a nonstory, but... | makes it a nonstory, but... |
1712 | 01:13:09,886 | 01:13:11,254 | FAITH: Brooke, Brooke, if I may. | FAITH: Brooke, Brooke, if I may. |
1713 | 01:13:11,287 | 01:13:13,389 | Uh, this is really just another perfect example | Uh, this is really just another perfect example |
1714 | 01:13:13,423 | 01:13:16,526 | of the D.C. elite coming into a place they don't understand | of the D.C. elite coming into a place they don't understand |
1715 | 01:13:16,560 | 01:13:18,261 | and trying to dictate how we should live. | and trying to dictate how we should live. |
1716 | 01:13:18,294 | 01:13:20,597 | The Democrat Party can't win. They're getting desperate. | The Democrat Party can't win. They're getting desperate. |
1717 | 01:13:20,630 | 01:13:22,699 | They don't know us, they don't want to know us, | They don't know us, they don't want to know us, |
1718 | 01:13:22,732 | 01:13:24,734 | -and they look down on our values. -GARY: No, no. | -and they look down on our values. -GARY: No, no. |
1719 | 01:13:24,768 | 01:13:26,636 | That's "we." You're D.C. elite. | That's "we." You're D.C. elite. |
1720 | 01:13:26,670 | 01:13:28,271 | Oh, no, actually, I'm from here. | Oh, no, actually, I'm from here. |
1721 | 01:13:28,304 | 01:13:29,739 | BROOKE: Faith, I didn't know that. | BROOKE: Faith, I didn't know that. |
1722 | 01:13:29,773 | 01:13:31,808 | -You're from Wisconsin? -Mm-hmm. Yeah. | -You're from Wisconsin? -Mm-hmm. Yeah. |
1723 | 01:13:31,841 | 01:13:33,610 | Well, no, "Deer-lake-en." I'm from "Deer-lake-en." | Well, no, "Deer-lake-en." I'm from "Deer-lake-en." |
1724 | 01:13:33,643 | 01:13:35,411 | -What? Whoa. -BROOKE: Oh. Wow. | -What? Whoa. -BROOKE: Oh. Wow. |
1725 | 01:13:35,445 | 01:13:37,547 | So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming. | So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming. |
1726 | 01:13:37,581 | 01:13:39,248 | -It really is, Brooke. Thank you. -No, no. | -It really is, Brooke. Thank you. -No, no. |
1727 | 01:13:39,282 | 01:13:41,150 | No, no, that's a lie. That's a lie. | No, no, that's a lie. That's a lie. |
1728 | 01:13:41,184 | 01:13:42,652 | -No, it's... -You're lying. | -No, it's... -You're lying. |
1729 | 01:13:42,686 | 01:13:43,887 | -It's-it's the truth. -She's ly... That's... | -It's-it's the truth. -She's ly... That's... |
1730 | 01:13:43,920 | 01:13:45,455 | -I'm from here. -No, that... What are you even doing? | -I'm from here. -No, that... What are you even doing? |
1731 | 01:13:45,489 | 01:13:46,656 | -(laughing): Okay. -I-I am from here. | -(laughing): Okay. -I-I am from here. |
1732 | 01:13:46,690 | 01:13:47,991 | -You're not from here! -Well, as always, a great | -You're not from here! -Well, as always, a great |
1733 | 01:13:48,024 | 01:13:49,392 | -and spirited discussion. -Thank you so much. | -and spirited discussion. -Thank you so much. |
1734 | 01:13:49,425 | 01:13:50,760 | -No, hey! No, no, no, no. She's lying. -Thank you both. | -No, hey! No, no, no, no. She's lying. -Thank you both. |
1735 | 01:13:50,794 | 01:13:52,095 | -Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. -She's a li... | -Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. -She's a li... |
1736 | 01:13:52,128 | 01:13:55,064 | Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races | Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races |
1737 | 01:13:55,098 | 01:13:57,834 | and how those will affect races four years from now. | and how those will affect races four years from now. |
1738 | 01:13:57,867 | 01:13:59,969 | Why do you even lie about something like that? | Why do you even lie about something like that? |
1739 | 01:14:00,003 | 01:14:03,439 | (sighs) Honestly, I, uh... I don't even know. | (sighs) Honestly, I, uh... I don't even know. |
1740 | 01:14:03,473 | 01:14:05,141 | (mocking): "I... I don't even know." | (mocking): "I... I don't even know." |
1741 | 01:14:05,174 | 01:14:06,976 | Wh-What do you mean, you don't know? | Wh-What do you mean, you don't know? |
1742 | 01:14:07,010 | 01:14:10,013 | You can't just lie about something like that. | You can't just lie about something like that. |
1743 | 01:14:10,046 | 01:14:12,315 | You just walk away? | You just walk away? |
1744 | 01:14:12,348 | 01:14:15,752 | You just told America that you're from "Deer-lake-en"? | You just told America that you're from "Deer-lake-en"? |
1745 | 01:14:15,785 | 01:14:18,421 | That's not even how you pronounce it! | That's not even how you pronounce it! |
1746 | 01:14:18,454 | 01:14:21,625 | "Deer-lake-en," my ass. | "Deer-lake-en," my ass. |
1747 | 01:14:21,658 | 01:14:23,760 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1748 | 01:14:23,793 | 01:14:26,362 | She's a fucking genius! | She's a fucking genius! |
1749 | 01:14:26,395 | 01:14:28,097 | Oh! | Oh! |
1750 | 01:14:28,131 | 01:14:30,433 | Oh, my God, I hate her so much. | Oh, my God, I hate her so much. |
1751 | 01:14:30,466 | 01:14:32,035 | I hate her. I hate her. | I hate her. I hate her. |
1752 | 01:14:32,068 | 01:14:34,704 | She said it, and now it's the truth. | She said it, and now it's the truth. |
1753 | 01:14:34,738 | 01:14:37,641 | (sighing): Fuck me. | (sighing): Fuck me. |
1754 | 01:14:37,674 | 01:14:39,208 | -(indistinct chatter) -(music playing) | -(indistinct chatter) -(music playing) |
1755 | 01:14:39,242 | 01:14:40,710 | WAITRESS: Another round, guys? | WAITRESS: Another round, guys? |
1756 | 01:14:40,744 | 01:14:42,178 | Okay. | Okay. |
1757 | 01:14:43,980 | 01:14:46,282 | FAITH: Goddamn it. You're killing me. | FAITH: Goddamn it. You're killing me. |
1758 | 01:14:46,315 | 01:14:47,617 | KURT: That's good. Yeah. | KURT: That's good. Yeah. |
1759 | 01:14:47,651 | 01:14:50,019 | (indistinct chatter continues) | (indistinct chatter continues) |
1760 | 01:14:50,053 | 01:14:51,655 | Come on. Let's get out of here. | Come on. Let's get out of here. |
1761 | 01:14:51,688 | 01:14:52,856 | GARY: Hey, Mikes! | GARY: Hey, Mikes! |
1762 | 01:14:52,889 | 01:14:54,891 | How you doing, guys? | How you doing, guys? |
1763 | 01:14:57,827 | 01:14:59,228 | Hello, everybody. | Hello, everybody. |
1764 | 01:14:59,262 | 01:15:01,330 | -KURT: Hey, big guy. -DIANA: Hey, Gary. Um... | -KURT: Hey, big guy. -DIANA: Hey, Gary. Um... |
1765 | 01:15:01,364 | 01:15:03,700 | -Burger and a Bud. -Oh, thank you very much. | -Burger and a Bud. -Oh, thank you very much. |
1766 | 01:15:03,733 | 01:15:05,702 | You know, that looks great. Uh, can I have one of those? | You know, that looks great. Uh, can I have one of those? |
1767 | 01:15:05,735 | 01:15:07,136 | No. | No. |
1768 | 01:15:07,170 | 01:15:09,338 | GARY: What you guys doing? Looking at some ads? | GARY: What you guys doing? Looking at some ads? |
1769 | 01:15:09,372 | 01:15:11,040 | DIANA: Yeah, they're just taking me through it. | DIANA: Yeah, they're just taking me through it. |
1770 | 01:15:11,074 | 01:15:12,976 | Bio. Very nice. | Bio. Very nice. |
1771 | 01:15:13,009 | 01:15:15,144 | Education. That's important. | Education. That's important. |
1772 | 01:15:15,178 | 01:15:17,647 | Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here | Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here |
1773 | 01:15:17,681 | 01:15:19,749 | and not in Faith's room or the mayor's office? | and not in Faith's room or the mayor's office? |
1774 | 01:15:19,783 | 01:15:22,819 | Because right now I'm not sure that our opposition knows | Because right now I'm not sure that our opposition knows |
1775 | 01:15:22,852 | 01:15:24,721 | exactly what we're about to do. | exactly what we're about to do. |
1776 | 01:15:24,754 | 01:15:26,590 | And that seems unfair. No, no, no, no, no. | And that seems unfair. No, no, no, no, no. |
1777 | 01:15:26,623 | 01:15:28,157 | Don't put 'em away on my account. | Don't put 'em away on my account. |
1778 | 01:15:28,191 | 01:15:30,526 | Why don't we got one of those overhead projectors | Why don't we got one of those overhead projectors |
1779 | 01:15:30,560 | 01:15:31,928 | -that you have at a bowling alley? -Stop. | -that you have at a bowling alley? -Stop. |
1780 | 01:15:31,961 | 01:15:33,763 | -Kurt, you don't have to leave. -So everybody here can see it. | -Kurt, you don't have to leave. -So everybody here can see it. |
1781 | 01:15:33,797 | 01:15:34,764 | Wouldn't that be good? | Wouldn't that be good? |
1782 | 01:15:34,798 | 01:15:36,065 | Kurt, come on. | Kurt, come on. |
1783 | 01:15:37,867 | 01:15:39,035 | Mmm! | Mmm! |
1784 | 01:15:39,068 | 01:15:40,570 | Why do you talk to them like that? | Why do you talk to them like that? |
1785 | 01:15:40,604 | 01:15:41,771 | Like what? | Like what? |
1786 | 01:15:41,805 | 01:15:43,039 | Like that. Like they're idiots. | Like that. Like they're idiots. |
1787 | 01:15:43,072 | 01:15:44,741 | (inhales sharply) Well... | (inhales sharply) Well... |
1788 | 01:15:44,774 | 01:15:45,875 | (chuckles) | (chuckles) |
1789 | 01:15:45,909 | 01:15:47,911 | Listen. | Listen. |
1790 | 01:15:47,944 | 01:15:49,278 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
1791 | 01:15:49,312 | 01:15:51,247 | I saw some polls. | I saw some polls. |
1792 | 01:15:51,280 | 01:15:52,882 | If we don't figure this out soon, | If we don't figure this out soon, |
1793 | 01:15:52,916 | 01:15:54,517 | there's no way we're gonna beat her. | there's no way we're gonna beat her. |
1794 | 01:15:54,550 | 01:15:57,186 | -Our demographics are so... -"Her"? | -Our demographics are so... -"Her"? |
1795 | 01:15:57,220 | 01:16:00,123 | -Who? -Her. | -Who? -Her. |
1796 | 01:16:00,156 | 01:16:02,692 | DIANA: I mean, you said, if we don't figure it out soon, | DIANA: I mean, you said, if we don't figure it out soon, |
1797 | 01:16:02,726 | 01:16:04,460 | we're not gonna be able to beat her. | we're not gonna be able to beat her. |
1798 | 01:16:04,493 | 01:16:06,429 | We're not gonna beat her candidate, Braun. | We're not gonna beat her candidate, Braun. |
1799 | 01:16:06,462 | 01:16:07,797 | Major Braun. | Major Braun. |
1800 | 01:16:07,831 | 01:16:10,199 | Mr. ... Mr. Braun. | Mr. ... Mr. Braun. |
1801 | 01:16:10,233 | 01:16:11,735 | Herr, her. Same thing. | Herr, her. Same thing. |
1802 | 01:16:11,768 | 01:16:13,102 | DIANA: Mm-hmm. | DIANA: Mm-hmm. |
1803 | 01:16:13,136 | 01:16:15,739 | Look, Gary, I don't, um, really understand | Look, Gary, I don't, um, really understand |
1804 | 01:16:15,772 | 01:16:17,440 | how you guys do things in D.C., | how you guys do things in D.C., |
1805 | 01:16:17,473 | 01:16:19,108 | but if you're gonna work for my father, | but if you're gonna work for my father, |
1806 | 01:16:19,142 | 01:16:20,610 | you need to treat people with respect. | you need to treat people with respect. |
1807 | 01:16:20,644 | 01:16:22,378 | -With. With. -What? | -With. With. -What? |
1808 | 01:16:22,411 | 01:16:24,147 | Work with your father, not for. | Work with your father, not for. |
1809 | 01:16:24,180 | 01:16:26,950 | You said "for." It's a semantic thing, but... | You said "for." It's a semantic thing, but... |
1810 | 01:16:26,983 | 01:16:29,819 | it's... you know, it's an important distinction. | it's... you know, it's an important distinction. |
1811 | 01:16:33,923 | 01:16:36,292 | Just so you know, | Just so you know, |
1812 | 01:16:36,325 | 01:16:38,461 | they don't actually serve hamburgers and Budweiser here, | they don't actually serve hamburgers and Budweiser here, |
1813 | 01:16:38,494 | 01:16:40,396 | 'cause it's a hofbrau house, so they would serve | 'cause it's a hofbrau house, so they would serve |
1814 | 01:16:40,429 | 01:16:41,965 | German food and German beers. | German food and German beers. |
1815 | 01:16:41,998 | 01:16:43,466 | They've been patronizing you. | They've been patronizing you. |
1816 | 01:16:49,706 | 01:16:53,142 | Just so you know, I don't even like hamburgers or Budweiser, | Just so you know, I don't even like hamburgers or Budweiser, |
1817 | 01:16:53,176 | 01:16:54,678 | so I've been patronizing them... | so I've been patronizing them... |
1818 | 01:16:54,711 | 01:16:56,179 | -the whole time. -Okay. Ah. | -the whole time. -Okay. Ah. |
1819 | 01:16:56,212 | 01:16:57,613 | Did a little switcheroo. | Did a little switcheroo. |
1820 | 01:16:57,647 | 01:17:00,449 | Oh, and just so you know, congratulations. | Oh, and just so you know, congratulations. |
1821 | 01:17:00,483 | 01:17:02,618 | Our campaign made the paper. | Our campaign made the paper. |
1822 | 01:17:05,121 | 01:17:06,355 | (sighs): Oh, God. | (sighs): Oh, God. |
1823 | 01:17:09,558 | 01:17:11,961 | (takes deep breath) | (takes deep breath) |
1824 | 01:17:13,529 | 01:17:15,631 | She's so pretty. | She's so pretty. |
1825 | 01:17:15,665 | 01:17:18,167 | I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts. | I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts. |
1826 | 01:17:22,706 | 01:17:25,041 | Is he still looking? (laughs) | Is he still looking? (laughs) |
1827 | 01:17:25,074 | 01:17:26,542 | NEWSWOMAN: Now, Colonel Jack Hastings. | NEWSWOMAN: Now, Colonel Jack Hastings. |
1828 | 01:17:26,575 | 01:17:28,144 | -NEWSMAN: Mm-hmm. Absolutely. -Military man. | -NEWSMAN: Mm-hmm. Absolutely. -Military man. |
1829 | 01:17:28,177 | 01:17:30,013 | -From the heartland. -Yep. | -From the heartland. -Yep. |
1830 | 01:17:30,046 | 01:17:31,547 | -No greater place in America. -(chuckling) | -No greater place in America. -(chuckling) |
1831 | 01:17:31,580 | 01:17:32,982 | -No, no. -Am I right? | -No, no. -Am I right? |
1832 | 01:17:33,016 | 01:17:36,152 | -Nope. -He is now part of the loony left. | -Nope. -He is now part of the loony left. |
1833 | 01:17:36,185 | 01:17:38,955 | No, not just the loony left. He's not just a Democrat. | No, not just the loony left. He's not just a Democrat. |
1834 | 01:17:38,988 | 01:17:40,623 | -No. -He has joined the... | -No. -He has joined the... |
1835 | 01:17:40,656 | 01:17:42,558 | -Squad. -Socialism. -Mm-hmm. | -Squad. -Socialism. -Mm-hmm. |
1836 | 01:17:42,591 | 01:17:44,127 | Socialism. Hmm. | Socialism. Hmm. |
1837 | 01:17:44,160 | 01:17:46,162 | Do you think it hurts our military | Do you think it hurts our military |
1838 | 01:17:46,195 | 01:17:49,598 | to have one of their own throw in with the Democrats? | to have one of their own throw in with the Democrats? |
1839 | 01:17:51,100 | 01:17:54,337 | I know that if I had served, | I know that if I had served, |
1840 | 01:17:54,370 | 01:17:56,405 | I wouldn't like it. | I wouldn't like it. |
1841 | 01:17:56,439 | 01:17:59,375 | Mm. Yeah. | Mm. Yeah. |
1842 | 01:17:59,408 | 01:18:02,979 | FAITH (from other room): Wow, that was a harsh segment. | FAITH (from other room): Wow, that was a harsh segment. |
1843 | 01:18:03,012 | 01:18:04,981 | -Cutting but fair. -(sighs) | -Cutting but fair. -(sighs) |
1844 | 01:18:05,014 | 01:18:07,984 | It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them | It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them |
1845 | 01:18:08,017 | 01:18:10,820 | and they read it verbatim like a scene. | and they read it verbatim like a scene. |
1846 | 01:18:10,854 | 01:18:12,989 | Go to bed. | Go to bed. |
1847 | 01:18:13,022 | 01:18:14,190 | GARY: What is this? | GARY: What is this? |
1848 | 01:18:14,223 | 01:18:15,358 | What am I looking at? | What am I looking at? |
1849 | 01:18:15,391 | 01:18:16,760 | KURT: Those are the... | KURT: Those are the... |
1850 | 01:18:16,793 | 01:18:18,661 | Why are we being outspent three-to-one? | Why are we being outspent three-to-one? |
1851 | 01:18:18,694 | 01:18:20,163 | And how do white women not realize | And how do white women not realize |
1852 | 01:18:20,196 | 01:18:21,530 | they're backing the wrong horse? | they're backing the wrong horse? |
1853 | 01:18:21,564 | 01:18:22,866 | These numbers aren't solidified. | These numbers aren't solidified. |
1854 | 01:18:22,899 | 01:18:24,533 | Yeah, well, you got to make it happen, | Yeah, well, you got to make it happen, |
1855 | 01:18:24,567 | 01:18:27,603 | or you got to find me some more fucking Hispanics. | or you got to find me some more fucking Hispanics. |
1856 | 01:18:27,636 | 01:18:29,572 | Where are my fucking Hispanics?! | Where are my fucking Hispanics?! |
1857 | 01:18:29,605 | 01:18:33,409 | -I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt! -(snapping) | -I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt! -(snapping) |
1858 | 01:18:40,483 | 01:18:42,551 | Hey, everybody. | Hey, everybody. |
1859 | 01:18:42,585 | 01:18:44,087 | Listen. | Listen. |
1860 | 01:18:44,120 | 01:18:45,889 | I am profoundly disappointed | I am profoundly disappointed |
1861 | 01:18:45,922 | 01:18:48,724 | in the comments that I just made. | in the comments that I just made. |
1862 | 01:18:48,758 | 01:18:52,095 | My words and/or actions | My words and/or actions |
1863 | 01:18:52,128 | 01:18:55,598 | do not represent who I am as a person and... | do not represent who I am as a person and... |
1864 | 01:18:55,631 | 01:18:57,733 | -Teachable moment. -It is a teachable moment. | -Teachable moment. -It is a teachable moment. |
1865 | 01:18:57,767 | 01:19:00,870 | It's something I think we can all learn from. | It's something I think we can all learn from. |
1866 | 01:19:00,904 | 01:19:02,238 | And in that way, I feel like | And in that way, I feel like |
1867 | 01:19:02,271 | 01:19:03,773 | -I have given you a gift. -(phone ringing) | -I have given you a gift. -(phone ringing) |
1868 | 01:19:03,807 | 01:19:05,775 | -(quietly): You have my heart. -And from this moment on, | -(quietly): You have my heart. -And from this moment on, |
1869 | 01:19:05,809 | 01:19:07,376 | I vow to make this office | I vow to make this office |
1870 | 01:19:07,410 | 01:19:11,647 | a color- and gender-neutral work environment. | a color- and gender-neutral work environment. |
1871 | 01:19:11,680 | 01:19:13,783 | -(phone continues ringing) -That is my... | -(phone continues ringing) -That is my... |
1872 | 01:19:13,817 | 01:19:16,085 | -Are you gonna get that? -(phone clicks, ringing stops) | -Are you gonna get that? -(phone clicks, ringing stops) |
1873 | 01:19:16,119 | 01:19:18,321 | Ringing off the fucking hook. | Ringing off the fucking hook. |
1874 | 01:19:18,354 | 01:19:19,923 | TINA (over phone): A hundred percent. | TINA (over phone): A hundred percent. |
1875 | 01:19:19,956 | 01:19:21,424 | GARY: What do you mean, you're sure? | GARY: What do you mean, you're sure? |
1876 | 01:19:21,457 | 01:19:22,959 | TINA: I'm sure. | TINA: I'm sure. |
1877 | 01:19:22,992 | 01:19:24,928 | GARY: You're sure, or you're just pretty sure? | GARY: You're sure, or you're just pretty sure? |
1878 | 01:19:24,961 | 01:19:26,595 | -TINA: 100% sure. -GARY: Okay. | -TINA: 100% sure. -GARY: Okay. |
1879 | 01:19:26,629 | 01:19:29,933 | Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation. | Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation. |
1880 | 01:19:29,966 | 01:19:31,667 | TINA: It's not. | TINA: It's not. |
1881 | 01:19:31,700 | 01:19:33,469 | GARY: Hey. Is your dad here? | GARY: Hey. Is your dad here? |
1882 | 01:19:33,502 | 01:19:35,071 | Yeah. Dad! | Yeah. Dad! |
1883 | 01:19:35,104 | 01:19:37,540 | -JACK: Yeah? -Come on in, Colonel. | -JACK: Yeah? -Come on in, Colonel. |
1884 | 01:19:41,110 | 01:19:44,447 | So, um, we can't win. | So, um, we can't win. |
1885 | 01:19:47,016 | 01:19:51,454 | The people in this town are pretty set in their ways. | The people in this town are pretty set in their ways. |
1886 | 01:19:51,487 | 01:19:53,156 | And we lost the eight nuns. | And we lost the eight nuns. |
1887 | 01:19:53,189 | 01:19:54,457 | That wasn't good. | That wasn't good. |
1888 | 01:19:54,490 | 01:19:57,560 | So, we can't win. | So, we can't win. |
1889 | 01:19:59,128 | 01:20:03,166 | Uh... y-you know, we appreciate all you done. | Uh... y-you know, we appreciate all you done. |
1890 | 01:20:03,199 | 01:20:06,435 | I mean, the campaign and, uh... | I mean, the campaign and, uh... |
1891 | 01:20:06,469 | 01:20:09,705 | I'm just sorry we let you down, but... | I'm just sorry we let you down, but... |
1892 | 01:20:09,738 | 01:20:13,176 | well, all I can say is thank you. | well, all I can say is thank you. |
1893 | 01:20:13,209 | 01:20:15,544 | Really, Gary, thank you for everything. | Really, Gary, thank you for everything. |
1894 | 01:20:15,578 | 01:20:17,013 | It was a hell of a ride. | It was a hell of a ride. |
1895 | 01:20:17,046 | 01:20:20,049 | -(both laughing) -GARY: Are you shitting me? | -(both laughing) -GARY: Are you shitting me? |
1896 | 01:20:20,083 | 01:20:22,351 | All I have to say is we can't win, | All I have to say is we can't win, |
1897 | 01:20:22,385 | 01:20:24,687 | and you're-you're through, you're out. | and you're-you're through, you're out. |
1898 | 01:20:24,720 | 01:20:26,489 | -You said we can't win. -Unless. | -You said we can't win. -Unless. |
1899 | 01:20:26,522 | 01:20:28,624 | We can't win unless... | We can't win unless... |
1900 | 01:20:28,657 | 01:20:30,226 | You didn't let me finish. | You didn't let me finish. |
1901 | 01:20:30,259 | 01:20:33,863 | We can't win unless it turns out that this town | We can't win unless it turns out that this town |
1902 | 01:20:33,897 | 01:20:36,499 | isn't the Mayberry everybody thinks it is. | isn't the Mayberry everybody thinks it is. |
1903 | 01:20:36,532 | 01:20:38,201 | I just got a little piece of intel | I just got a little piece of intel |
1904 | 01:20:38,234 | 01:20:39,869 | that's kind of intriguing. | that's kind of intriguing. |
1905 | 01:20:39,903 | 01:20:44,340 | So, the mayor's brother Ziggy, he had an Oxy problem. | So, the mayor's brother Ziggy, he had an Oxy problem. |
1906 | 01:20:44,373 | 01:20:47,543 | Well, he was a roofer and got hurt on the job. | Well, he was a roofer and got hurt on the job. |
1907 | 01:20:47,576 | 01:20:49,312 | Yes, well, what you might not know | Yes, well, what you might not know |
1908 | 01:20:49,345 | 01:20:52,415 | is that the mayor pulled some strings, | is that the mayor pulled some strings, |
1909 | 01:20:52,448 | 01:20:55,351 | kept him out of jail, got him into rehab. | kept him out of jail, got him into rehab. |
1910 | 01:20:55,384 | 01:20:57,153 | That is abuse of power, nepotism. | That is abuse of power, nepotism. |
1911 | 01:20:57,186 | 01:20:59,555 | -Probably some clerical shit in there. -(laughs): Come on. | -Probably some clerical shit in there. -(laughs): Come on. |
1912 | 01:20:59,588 | 01:21:01,190 | Gary. | Gary. |
1913 | 01:21:01,224 | 01:21:03,026 | But we're the good guys, right? | But we're the good guys, right? |
1914 | 01:21:03,059 | 01:21:05,361 | Yeah, we're the good guys. | Yeah, we're the good guys. |
1915 | 01:21:05,394 | 01:21:07,730 | When they go low... | When they go low... |
1916 | 01:21:07,763 | 01:21:09,398 | We go high. | We go high. |
1917 | 01:21:09,432 | 01:21:12,035 | Unless we also need to go low, apparently. (chuckles) | Unless we also need to go low, apparently. (chuckles) |
1918 | 01:21:12,068 | 01:21:14,904 | Only to keep those who would go lower out of power. | Only to keep those who would go lower out of power. |
1919 | 01:21:14,938 | 01:21:17,406 | So, when they go low, we go higher, | So, when they go low, we go higher, |
1920 | 01:21:17,440 | 01:21:19,542 | incrementally, in relation to how low they went. | incrementally, in relation to how low they went. |
1921 | 01:21:19,575 | 01:21:21,677 | Regrettably, yes. | Regrettably, yes. |
1922 | 01:21:21,710 | 01:21:24,013 | When they go low, we go almost as low, | When they go low, we go almost as low, |
1923 | 01:21:24,047 | 01:21:25,681 | but we feel worse doing it. | but we feel worse doing it. |
1924 | 01:21:25,714 | 01:21:27,416 | You think they thought twice about making your dad | You think they thought twice about making your dad |
1925 | 01:21:27,450 | 01:21:29,785 | look like a PTS nutcase? | look like a PTS nutcase? |
1926 | 01:21:29,818 | 01:21:31,220 | And I'm going low because | And I'm going low because |
1927 | 01:21:31,254 | 01:21:33,056 | I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor? | I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor? |
1928 | 01:21:33,089 | 01:21:35,124 | His brother's fragile, Gary. | His brother's fragile, Gary. |
1929 | 01:21:35,158 | 01:21:36,559 | This town is fragile. | This town is fragile. |
1930 | 01:21:36,592 | 01:21:38,861 | The whole area is fragile. Our democracy. | The whole area is fragile. Our democracy. |
1931 | 01:21:38,894 | 01:21:41,697 | (scoffs) Stop. We're not doing it. | (scoffs) Stop. We're not doing it. |
1932 | 01:21:41,730 | 01:21:44,100 | Okay? People are gonna get hurt. | Okay? People are gonna get hurt. |
1933 | 01:21:44,133 | 01:21:45,935 | I'm sorry-- I really am-- | I'm sorry-- I really am-- |
1934 | 01:21:45,969 | 01:21:49,072 | but sometimes good people have to do shitty things | but sometimes good people have to do shitty things |
1935 | 01:21:49,105 | 01:21:51,407 | in service of the greater good. | in service of the greater good. |
1936 | 01:21:51,440 | 01:21:53,109 | Isn't that right, Colonel? | Isn't that right, Colonel? |
1937 | 01:21:59,582 | 01:22:01,584 | -(door opens) -DIANA: Hey. | -(door opens) -DIANA: Hey. |
1938 | 01:22:05,154 | 01:22:06,322 | Hey. | Hey. |
1939 | 01:22:06,355 | 01:22:08,124 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1940 | 01:22:08,157 | 01:22:10,193 | -Gary, stop. -(Gary sighs) | -Gary, stop. -(Gary sighs) |
1941 | 01:22:11,627 | 01:22:13,496 | (scoffs): What? | (scoffs): What? |
1942 | 01:22:13,529 | 01:22:16,065 | Is this politics? | Is this politics? |
1943 | 01:22:16,099 | 01:22:18,301 | It's not politics anymore, Diana. | It's not politics anymore, Diana. |
1944 | 01:22:18,334 | 01:22:20,303 | It's... it's math. | It's... it's math. |
1945 | 01:22:20,336 | 01:22:21,770 | That's what an election is. | That's what an election is. |
1946 | 01:22:21,804 | 01:22:23,106 | It's just math. | It's just math. |
1947 | 01:22:23,139 | 01:22:25,808 | We need what they get plus one. | We need what they get plus one. |
1948 | 01:22:25,841 | 01:22:27,510 | That's all. | That's all. |
1949 | 01:22:27,543 | 01:22:29,478 | And if I can't get that | And if I can't get that |
1950 | 01:22:29,512 | 01:22:31,614 | by getting more people to vote for your dad, | by getting more people to vote for your dad, |
1951 | 01:22:31,647 | 01:22:35,351 | then I have to get fewer people to vote for Braun. | then I have to get fewer people to vote for Braun. |
1952 | 01:22:35,384 | 01:22:36,819 | (Gary sighing softly) | (Gary sighing softly) |
1953 | 01:22:47,896 | 01:22:51,467 | (vehicle unlocks, door opens) | (vehicle unlocks, door opens) |
1954 | 01:22:51,500 | 01:22:53,836 | -(door closes) -(knocking) | -(door closes) -(knocking) |
1955 | 01:22:55,338 | 01:22:57,340 | (footsteps approaching) | (footsteps approaching) |
1956 | 01:23:00,876 | 01:23:02,911 | (sighs) Hi. | (sighs) Hi. |
1957 | 01:23:04,313 | 01:23:06,849 | -Come on in. -Thank you. | -Come on in. -Thank you. |
1958 | 01:23:06,882 | 01:23:08,517 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
1959 | 01:23:11,520 | 01:23:14,557 | I... I'm pulling the plug. | I... I'm pulling the plug. |
1960 | 01:23:14,590 | 01:23:17,126 | -Hey, hey. -I mean, we have the money we need. | -Hey, hey. -I mean, we have the money we need. |
1961 | 01:23:17,160 | 01:23:18,961 | We have more than we would need. | We have more than we would need. |
1962 | 01:23:18,994 | 01:23:21,897 | And this would... destroy your brother. | And this would... destroy your brother. |
1963 | 01:23:23,099 | 01:23:26,335 | -And I'm just so sorry. -Hey. | -And I'm just so sorry. -Hey. |
1964 | 01:23:27,703 | 01:23:30,906 | You have nothing to be sorry for. | You have nothing to be sorry for. |
1965 | 01:23:32,007 | 01:23:34,810 | You saved us, Diana. | You saved us, Diana. |
1966 | 01:23:34,843 | 01:23:37,646 | -Mm-hmm. -This place was done. | -Mm-hmm. -This place was done. |
1967 | 01:23:37,680 | 01:23:41,084 | Just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere. | Just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere. |
1968 | 01:23:41,117 | 01:23:45,354 | And everyone agreed-- yours was the best idea we had. | And everyone agreed-- yours was the best idea we had. |
1969 | 01:23:45,388 | 01:23:48,157 | Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of... | Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of... |
1970 | 01:23:48,191 | 01:23:50,426 | (chuckling): ostrich meat farms. | (chuckling): ostrich meat farms. |
1971 | 01:23:51,794 | 01:23:54,363 | Diana, you moving back here, | Diana, you moving back here, |
1972 | 01:23:54,397 | 01:23:56,365 | caring so much... | caring so much... |
1973 | 01:23:56,399 | 01:23:58,867 | I mean, this whole thing... | I mean, this whole thing... |
1974 | 01:23:58,901 | 01:24:00,403 | (Braun sighs) | (Braun sighs) |
1975 | 01:24:00,436 | 01:24:04,840 | Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is | Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is |
1976 | 01:24:04,873 | 01:24:07,110 | and how proud your mom would be. | and how proud your mom would be. |
1977 | 01:24:09,145 | 01:24:13,616 | And how grateful every single one of us are | And how grateful every single one of us are |
1978 | 01:24:13,649 | 01:24:16,452 | for what you've done and everything you've given. | for what you've done and everything you've given. |
1979 | 01:24:18,221 | 01:24:20,223 | It's working. | It's working. |
1980 | 01:24:25,394 | 01:24:27,396 | (sighs): Okay. | (sighs): Okay. |
1981 | 01:24:31,600 | 01:24:33,802 | What do we do about Gary? | What do we do about Gary? |
1982 | 01:24:34,837 | 01:24:38,040 | Whatever Gary thinks he's got, | Whatever Gary thinks he's got, |
1983 | 01:24:38,073 | 01:24:40,343 | why don't we just give him something better? | why don't we just give him something better? |
1984 | 01:24:47,950 | 01:24:49,585 | (sighs) | (sighs) |
1985 | 01:24:49,618 | 01:24:51,620 | (footsteps in hallway) | (footsteps in hallway) |
1986 | 01:25:04,367 | 01:25:05,901 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
1987 | 01:25:05,934 | 01:25:07,670 | GARY: No, forget the rehab thing. | GARY: No, forget the rehab thing. |
1988 | 01:25:07,703 | 01:25:09,972 | This is bigger. Obviously, you can't use my name, so just-- | This is bigger. Obviously, you can't use my name, so just-- |
1989 | 01:25:10,005 | 01:25:12,175 | "Senior official with inside knowledge | "Senior official with inside knowledge |
1990 | 01:25:12,208 | 01:25:13,742 | of campaign strategy." | of campaign strategy." |
1991 | 01:25:13,776 | 01:25:15,311 | Yes, you are welcome. | Yes, you are welcome. |
1992 | 01:25:15,344 | 01:25:16,612 | KURT: Tell me they're running it. | KURT: Tell me they're running it. |
1993 | 01:25:16,645 | 01:25:18,147 | -They are running it. -Oh, yeah, baby! | -They are running it. -Oh, yeah, baby! |
1994 | 01:25:18,181 | 01:25:20,015 | -Shit's gonna hit the fan. -Oh, it feels good. | -Shit's gonna hit the fan. -Oh, it feels good. |
1995 | 01:25:20,048 | 01:25:22,084 | Now, the word of the day is "disappointed." | Now, the word of the day is "disappointed." |
1996 | 01:25:22,117 | 01:25:24,587 | We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked. | We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked. |
1997 | 01:25:24,620 | 01:25:26,489 | -We're just disappointed. -Yeah, I am disappointed. | -We're just disappointed. -Yeah, I am disappointed. |
1998 | 01:25:26,522 | 01:25:28,424 | -I'm disappointed, too. -I mean, it's disappointing. | -I'm disappointed, too. -I mean, it's disappointing. |
1999 | 01:25:28,457 | 01:25:30,626 | -It is. You know what, he's the mayor. -He betrayed us. | -It is. You know what, he's the mayor. -He betrayed us. |
2000 | 01:25:30,659 | 01:25:32,261 | GARY: He betrayed us, and it's disappointing. | GARY: He betrayed us, and it's disappointing. |
2001 | 01:25:32,295 | 01:25:33,862 | -KURT: I'm hurt. -But I'm not mad. | -KURT: I'm hurt. -But I'm not mad. |
2002 | 01:25:33,896 | 01:25:35,998 | -KURT: No, I'm just disappointed. -Me, too. | -KURT: No, I'm just disappointed. -Me, too. |
2003 | 01:25:36,031 | 01:25:37,466 | Tonight, we have this picture | Tonight, we have this picture |
2004 | 01:25:37,500 | 01:25:39,034 | of the alleged ten-year-old love child | of the alleged ten-year-old love child |
2005 | 01:25:39,067 | 01:25:41,304 | of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother. | of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother. |
2006 | 01:25:41,337 | 01:25:43,839 | We've obscured the child's face to protect her identity | We've obscured the child's face to protect her identity |
2007 | 01:25:43,872 | 01:25:45,140 | but left enough clues | but left enough clues |
2008 | 01:25:45,174 | 01:25:47,343 | so that you can probably figure it out. | so that you can probably figure it out. |
2009 | 01:25:47,376 | 01:25:49,378 | NEWSWOMAN: To discuss this important, late-breaking story, | NEWSWOMAN: To discuss this important, late-breaking story, |
2010 | 01:25:49,412 | 01:25:51,280 | we go to our panel with a feature | we go to our panel with a feature |
2011 | 01:25:51,314 | 01:25:55,451 | you'll only see here on CNN: the Duodecabox. | you'll only see here on CNN: the Duodecabox. |
2012 | 01:25:55,484 | 01:25:58,521 | What do you think, Phil, Diane, Liz, Carl, | What do you think, Phil, Diane, Liz, Carl, |
2013 | 01:25:58,554 | 01:26:00,823 | Barbara and... let's say Craig? | Barbara and... let's say Craig? |
2014 | 01:26:00,856 | 01:26:02,891 | (all talking at once) | (all talking at once) |
2015 | 01:26:05,861 | 01:26:07,763 | (Faith grunts angrily) | (Faith grunts angrily) |
2016 | 01:26:10,733 | 01:26:12,568 | Kaylee? | Kaylee? |
2017 | 01:26:12,601 | 01:26:14,002 | -Kaylee. -Y-Yeah. | -Kaylee. -Y-Yeah. |
2018 | 01:26:14,036 | 01:26:15,838 | -Can you clean this up, please? -Oh, sure. | -Can you clean this up, please? -Oh, sure. |
2019 | 01:26:15,871 | 01:26:18,040 | It was an accident with the sandwich. Thank you. | It was an accident with the sandwich. Thank you. |
2020 | 01:26:31,287 | 01:26:33,289 | (indistinct chatter) | (indistinct chatter) |
2021 | 01:26:42,130 | 01:26:43,699 | Hey, man. | Hey, man. |
2022 | 01:26:43,732 | 01:26:45,601 | Can I talk to you about white power? | Can I talk to you about white power? |
2023 | 01:26:45,634 | 01:26:47,636 | (indistinct chatter) | (indistinct chatter) |
2024 | 01:26:48,937 | 01:26:50,439 | MAN: Yeah, guns save lives. | MAN: Yeah, guns save lives. |
2025 | 01:26:50,473 | 01:26:51,807 | -Thank you, sir. -Thank you. | -Thank you, sir. -Thank you. |
2026 | 01:27:00,749 | 01:27:02,385 | It has been a hard-fought campaign, | It has been a hard-fought campaign, |
2027 | 01:27:02,418 | 01:27:04,553 | but now it's in the hands of the voters. | but now it's in the hands of the voters. |
2028 | 01:27:04,587 | 01:27:06,922 | And excuse me-- there's the Colonel right there. | And excuse me-- there's the Colonel right there. |
2029 | 01:27:06,955 | 01:27:08,223 | -(Jack chuckling) -Colonel, come on in. | -(Jack chuckling) -Colonel, come on in. |
2030 | 01:27:08,257 | 01:27:09,425 | -Diana. -Hi. -Hi. Good morning. | -Diana. -Hi. -Hi. Good morning. |
2031 | 01:27:09,458 | 01:27:10,559 | Did you get some rest? | Did you get some rest? |
2032 | 01:27:10,593 | 01:27:12,094 | Yeah, we got a little bit. | Yeah, we got a little bit. |
2033 | 01:27:12,127 | 01:27:13,596 | -Excuse us, folks. -Good morning. Good morning. | -Excuse us, folks. -Good morning. Good morning. |
2034 | 01:27:13,629 | 01:27:15,864 | -Excuse us. Excuse us. -(reporters clamoring) | -Excuse us. Excuse us. -(reporters clamoring) |
2035 | 01:27:15,898 | 01:27:17,266 | BRAUN: There he is. | BRAUN: There he is. |
2036 | 01:27:17,300 | 01:27:18,801 | -Billy. Hey. -Colonel, good to see you, sir. | -Billy. Hey. -Colonel, good to see you, sir. |
2037 | 01:27:18,834 | 01:27:20,303 | -How are you? How are you? -Good to see you. | -How are you? How are you? -Good to see you. |
2038 | 01:27:20,336 | 01:27:21,570 | How about a picture? | How about a picture? |
2039 | 01:27:21,604 | 01:27:23,105 | -All righty. -(chuckles) | -All righty. -(chuckles) |
2040 | 01:27:23,138 | 01:27:24,373 | FAITH: Come on. Come on. | FAITH: Come on. Come on. |
2041 | 01:27:24,407 | 01:27:25,641 | -Let's go. Let's go. -Thank you. | -Let's go. Let's go. -Thank you. |
2042 | 01:27:25,674 | 01:27:27,543 | Oh, make sure you get this guy's I.D. | Oh, make sure you get this guy's I.D. |
2043 | 01:27:27,576 | 01:27:29,044 | -(laughter) -FAITH: Okay. | -(laughter) -FAITH: Okay. |
2044 | 01:27:29,077 | 01:27:30,713 | Billy, we're just talking to Fox. Just Fox. | Billy, we're just talking to Fox. Just Fox. |
2045 | 01:27:30,746 | 01:27:33,382 | -JACK: Hello. Good morning. -Good morning, Jack. | -JACK: Hello. Good morning. -Good morning, Jack. |
2046 | 01:27:33,416 | 01:27:35,484 | -Sign right there. -Yeah. All right. | -Sign right there. -Yeah. All right. |
2047 | 01:27:35,518 | 01:27:36,952 | Your dad is really something. | Your dad is really something. |
2048 | 01:27:36,985 | 01:27:38,421 | -(chuckling): Yeah. -He's done a great job. | -(chuckling): Yeah. -He's done a great job. |
2049 | 01:27:38,454 | 01:27:39,788 | -Yeah, yeah. -JACK: Go over here? | -Yeah, yeah. -JACK: Go over here? |
2050 | 01:27:39,822 | 01:27:41,424 | So have you. Thank you for everything. | So have you. Thank you for everything. |
2051 | 01:27:41,457 | 01:27:42,758 | -It's been... -My pleasure. | -It's been... -My pleasure. |
2052 | 01:27:42,791 | 01:27:44,159 | -So... -I was thinking, maybe later, | -So... -I was thinking, maybe later, |
2053 | 01:27:44,192 | 01:27:46,061 | if you want to watch the returns come in? | if you want to watch the returns come in? |
2054 | 01:27:46,094 | 01:27:48,196 | Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. | Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. |
2055 | 01:27:49,632 | 01:27:51,934 | Oh. Oh, shoot. | Oh. Oh, shoot. |
2056 | 01:27:51,967 | 01:27:54,269 | You know what? I have to head back to the farm, | You know what? I have to head back to the farm, |
2057 | 01:27:54,303 | 01:27:55,738 | -but I'll see you later, okay? -Okay. | -but I'll see you later, okay? -Okay. |
2058 | 01:27:55,771 | 01:27:57,440 | Okay. | Okay. |
2059 | 01:27:57,473 | 01:27:59,608 | Diana, aren't you gonna vote? | Diana, aren't you gonna vote? |
2060 | 01:28:06,615 | 01:28:08,183 | GARY: Nothing? | GARY: Nothing? |
2061 | 01:28:08,216 | 01:28:10,285 | -No early returns? -MAN: Nothing. | -No early returns? -MAN: Nothing. |
2062 | 01:28:10,319 | 01:28:12,521 | -What about exit polling? -No exit polling. | -What about exit polling? -No exit polling. |
2063 | 01:28:12,555 | 01:28:13,989 | Well, is there another precinct? | Well, is there another precinct? |
2064 | 01:28:14,022 | 01:28:15,157 | No. | No. |
2065 | 01:28:15,190 | 01:28:16,592 | Well, where else can they vote? | Well, where else can they vote? |
2066 | 01:28:16,625 | 01:28:17,860 | Well, they can't vote anywhere else. | Well, they can't vote anywhere else. |
2067 | 01:28:17,893 | 01:28:19,362 | Was it all early voting? | Was it all early voting? |
2068 | 01:28:19,395 | 01:28:21,296 | No early voting, no. Nothing. | No early voting, no. Nothing. |
2069 | 01:28:21,330 | 01:28:23,098 | What do you mean, nobody has voted yet? | What do you mean, nobody has voted yet? |
2070 | 01:28:23,131 | 01:28:24,500 | Uh, big guy. | Uh, big guy. |
2071 | 01:28:24,533 | 01:28:25,868 | You're gonna want to see this. | You're gonna want to see this. |
2072 | 01:28:25,901 | 01:28:27,169 | ...smear Mayor Braun with the falsehood | ...smear Mayor Braun with the falsehood |
2073 | 01:28:27,202 | 01:28:28,637 | of an illegitimate child. | of an illegitimate child. |
2074 | 01:28:28,671 | 01:28:30,706 | Which, as the report you just read stated, | Which, as the report you just read stated, |
2075 | 01:28:30,739 | 01:28:32,841 | is actually the man's dear niece. | is actually the man's dear niece. |
2076 | 01:28:32,875 | 01:28:35,110 | Has the Hastings campaign apologized? | Has the Hastings campaign apologized? |
2077 | 01:28:35,143 | 01:28:37,212 | FAITH: Uh, no, they haven't, and it-it's too late for that. | FAITH: Uh, no, they haven't, and it-it's too late for that. |
2078 | 01:28:37,245 | 01:28:38,981 | -GARY: Oh, fuck! -Mayor Braun continues to | -GARY: Oh, fuck! -Mayor Braun continues to |
2079 | 01:28:39,014 | 01:28:40,516 | focus on the issues. | focus on the issues. |
2080 | 01:28:40,549 | 01:28:41,950 | And quite frankly, Brooke, | And quite frankly, Brooke, |
2081 | 01:28:41,984 | 01:28:43,852 | the media owes the mayor an apology, as well, | the media owes the mayor an apology, as well, |
2082 | 01:28:43,886 | 01:28:46,389 | for credulously covering a poorly sourced story. | for credulously covering a poorly sourced story. |
2083 | 01:28:46,422 | 01:28:48,223 | Faith! Congratulations. Well done. | Faith! Congratulations. Well done. |
2084 | 01:28:48,256 | 01:28:50,192 | -What the fuck are you doing? -A new low. | -What the fuck are you doing? -A new low. |
2085 | 01:28:50,225 | 01:28:51,860 | Oh, yeah, like I leaked a cocked-up story | Oh, yeah, like I leaked a cocked-up story |
2086 | 01:28:51,894 | 01:28:53,529 | about a bastard child who happens to be | about a bastard child who happens to be |
2087 | 01:28:53,562 | 01:28:54,963 | the man's fucking niece. | the man's fucking niece. |
2088 | 01:28:54,997 | 01:28:56,365 | -Please, Gary. -You fed me that bullshit. | -Please, Gary. -You fed me that bullshit. |
2089 | 01:28:56,399 | 01:28:57,500 | You know, go fuck yourself. | You know, go fuck yourself. |
2090 | 01:28:57,533 | 01:28:59,034 | -You go fuck yourself. -You go fuck your... | -You go fuck yourself. -You go fuck your... |
2091 | 01:28:59,067 | 01:29:00,302 | BROOKE (chuckling): Okay, you two. | BROOKE (chuckling): Okay, you two. |
2092 | 01:29:00,335 | 01:29:02,004 | Unfortunately, we're gonna have to leave it there. | Unfortunately, we're gonna have to leave it there. |
2093 | 01:29:02,037 | 01:29:03,472 | Thank you so much, Brooke. | Thank you so much, Brooke. |
2094 | 01:29:03,506 | 01:29:04,707 | -Thank you so much. -Thanks, Brooke. | -Thank you so much. -Thanks, Brooke. |
2095 | 01:29:04,740 | 01:29:05,808 | -Thank you. -CAMERAMAN: We're clear. | -Thank you. -CAMERAMAN: We're clear. |
2096 | 01:29:05,841 | 01:29:08,043 | Why would I leak this? Huh? | Why would I leak this? Huh? |
2097 | 01:29:08,076 | 01:29:09,745 | Oh, to just make me take the bait. | Oh, to just make me take the bait. |
2098 | 01:29:09,778 | 01:29:11,346 | You didn't just want to win. | You didn't just want to win. |
2099 | 01:29:11,380 | 01:29:13,215 | You wanted to castrate me, didn't you? | You wanted to castrate me, didn't you? |
2100 | 01:29:13,248 | 01:29:14,683 | If I wanted to cut your dick off, | If I wanted to cut your dick off, |
2101 | 01:29:14,717 | 01:29:16,385 | I would have done it in front of you | I would have done it in front of you |
2102 | 01:29:16,419 | 01:29:19,121 | just to see the last look of horror in your eyes. | just to see the last look of horror in your eyes. |
2103 | 01:29:20,122 | 01:29:21,690 | You're telling the truth. | You're telling the truth. |
2104 | 01:29:21,724 | 01:29:23,325 | No shit. | No shit. |
2105 | 01:29:23,358 | 01:29:25,227 | What the fuck is going on here? | What the fuck is going on here? |
2106 | 01:29:25,260 | 01:29:26,529 | BECCA: Evan? | BECCA: Evan? |
2107 | 01:29:26,562 | 01:29:27,896 | What... | What... |
2108 | 01:29:27,930 | 01:29:29,097 | Evan. | Evan. |
2109 | 01:29:29,131 | 01:29:30,232 | (laughing): Evan, oh, my God. | (laughing): Evan, oh, my God. |
2110 | 01:29:30,265 | 01:29:31,600 | -What's up, Becca? -How the hell are you? | -What's up, Becca? -How the hell are you? |
2111 | 01:29:31,634 | 01:29:33,168 | -Hiya. Nice to see you. -Good to see you. | -Hiya. Nice to see you. -Good to see you. |
2112 | 01:29:33,201 | 01:29:35,170 | -How's everything? -Yeah, I mean, it's going. | -How's everything? -Yeah, I mean, it's going. |
2113 | 01:29:35,203 | 01:29:37,272 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
2114 | 01:29:37,305 | 01:29:39,207 | How the hell does he know her? | How the hell does he know her? |
2115 | 01:29:39,241 | 01:29:40,776 | Is he from here? | Is he from here? |
2116 | 01:29:40,809 | 01:29:43,879 | Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really. | Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really. |
2117 | 01:29:43,912 | 01:29:45,914 | And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man | And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man |
2118 | 01:29:45,948 | 01:29:47,282 | -to our attention. -It's Evan. | -to our attention. -It's Evan. |
2119 | 01:29:47,315 | 01:29:48,717 | Did I happen to mention that... | Did I happen to mention that... |
2120 | 01:29:48,751 | 01:29:51,086 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
2121 | 01:29:51,119 | 01:29:53,422 | -What? What? -Come on! | -What? What? -Come on! |
2122 | 01:29:53,456 | 01:29:57,893 | ALDERMAN: So, with 100% of the vote counted, | ALDERMAN: So, with 100% of the vote counted, |
2123 | 01:29:57,926 | 01:30:01,396 | the mayoral race is tied. | the mayoral race is tied. |
2124 | 01:30:01,430 | 01:30:03,532 | -(laughter) -One vote to one vote. | -(laughter) -One vote to one vote. |
2125 | 01:30:03,566 | 01:30:05,067 | (cheering) | (cheering) |
2126 | 01:30:05,100 | 01:30:06,435 | GARY: No. | GARY: No. |
2127 | 01:30:06,469 | 01:30:08,771 | Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
2128 | 01:30:08,804 | 01:30:11,073 | Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. | Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. |
2129 | 01:30:11,106 | 01:30:12,908 | Hold on. I, uh... | Hold on. I, uh... |
2130 | 01:30:12,941 | 01:30:15,277 | I don't... I don't know exactly | I don't... I don't know exactly |
2131 | 01:30:15,310 | 01:30:18,280 | what's going on here, but it's weird. | what's going on here, but it's weird. |
2132 | 01:30:18,313 | 01:30:19,782 | Could somebody please explain to me | Could somebody please explain to me |
2133 | 01:30:19,815 | 01:30:21,484 | -what's happening? -Well, we had an election. | -what's happening? -Well, we had an election. |
2134 | 01:30:21,517 | 01:30:23,719 | -Yes, I know that. -And we gave it our best. | -Yes, I know that. -And we gave it our best. |
2135 | 01:30:23,752 | 01:30:24,920 | Just didn't work out. | Just didn't work out. |
2136 | 01:30:24,953 | 01:30:26,455 | Didn't work out, Jack? Come on. | Didn't work out, Jack? Come on. |
2137 | 01:30:26,489 | 01:30:28,624 | Do you know how much money we invested in this? | Do you know how much money we invested in this? |
2138 | 01:30:28,657 | 01:30:30,559 | Yeah, if the news media is to be believed, | Yeah, if the news media is to be believed, |
2139 | 01:30:30,593 | 01:30:34,497 | more than $45 million was raised between the two of you. | more than $45 million was raised between the two of you. |
2140 | 01:30:34,530 | 01:30:36,098 | -(laughing) -(cheering, applause) | -(laughing) -(cheering, applause) |
2141 | 01:30:40,168 | 01:30:42,605 | (laughing) | (laughing) |
2142 | 01:30:42,638 | 01:30:45,674 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
2143 | 01:30:45,708 | 01:30:47,743 | Did you sucker me, Jack? | Did you sucker me, Jack? |
2144 | 01:30:47,776 | 01:30:49,845 | I guess. | I guess. |
2145 | 01:30:49,878 | 01:30:51,914 | GARY: You know what? Folks, sorry, | GARY: You know what? Folks, sorry, |
2146 | 01:30:51,947 | 01:30:53,248 | but I'm getting all that money back. | but I'm getting all that money back. |
2147 | 01:30:53,281 | 01:30:54,316 | From where? | From where? |
2148 | 01:30:54,349 | 01:30:56,685 | We put millions into those PACs. | We put millions into those PACs. |
2149 | 01:30:56,719 | 01:30:58,621 | Well, campaign finance law says | Well, campaign finance law says |
2150 | 01:30:58,654 | 01:31:00,856 | that money needn't be accounted for. | that money needn't be accounted for. |
2151 | 01:31:00,889 | 01:31:02,991 | -(laughter, applause) -Oh, my God. | -(laughter, applause) -Oh, my God. |
2152 | 01:31:03,025 | 01:31:05,027 | I got to give it to this place. | I got to give it to this place. |
2153 | 01:31:06,061 | 01:31:08,163 | Hey, Alan. | Hey, Alan. |
2154 | 01:31:08,196 | 01:31:09,331 | Uh, it's Evan. | Uh, it's Evan. |
2155 | 01:31:09,364 | 01:31:10,633 | Shit weasel. | Shit weasel. |
2156 | 01:31:10,666 | 01:31:12,501 | You're from this town, aren't you? | You're from this town, aren't you? |
2157 | 01:31:12,535 | 01:31:14,469 | -Yeah. -You set this whole thing up. | -Yeah. -You set this whole thing up. |
2158 | 01:31:14,503 | 01:31:16,038 | You set me up, huh? | You set me up, huh? |
2159 | 01:31:16,071 | 01:31:18,807 | You are so fired, and you're going to jail! | You are so fired, and you're going to jail! |
2160 | 01:31:18,841 | 01:31:20,142 | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
2161 | 01:31:20,175 | 01:31:21,777 | It was me. I did it. | It was me. I did it. |
2162 | 01:31:21,810 | 01:31:23,211 | You? | You? |
2163 | 01:31:24,412 | 01:31:25,948 | (scoffs): Wh... | (scoffs): Wh... |
2164 | 01:31:25,981 | 01:31:27,315 | Why? | Why? |
2165 | 01:31:27,349 | 01:31:29,351 | You know... | You know... |
2166 | 01:31:29,384 | 01:31:32,387 | (laughing): it was just this weird idea I had | (laughing): it was just this weird idea I had |
2167 | 01:31:32,420 | 01:31:34,289 | 'cause the town needed money. | 'cause the town needed money. |
2168 | 01:31:34,322 | 01:31:36,625 | (chuckles) So you... | (chuckles) So you... |
2169 | 01:31:36,659 | 01:31:38,160 | Uh, shot the video, | Uh, shot the video, |
2170 | 01:31:38,193 | 01:31:41,296 | and then had Evan show it to you. | and then had Evan show it to you. |
2171 | 01:31:41,329 | 01:31:42,464 | Uh, I... | Uh, I... |
2172 | 01:31:42,497 | 01:31:45,133 | We needed 750 grand over three years | We needed 750 grand over three years |
2173 | 01:31:45,167 | 01:31:46,969 | to keep the school from closing down. | to keep the school from closing down. |
2174 | 01:31:47,002 | 01:31:48,904 | We blew way past that. | We blew way past that. |
2175 | 01:31:48,937 | 01:31:51,273 | We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it. | We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it. |
2176 | 01:31:52,875 | 01:31:56,478 | And the speech, the viral speech? | And the speech, the viral speech? |
2177 | 01:31:56,511 | 01:31:58,046 | BRAUN: Can I get a motion to vote? | BRAUN: Can I get a motion to vote? |
2178 | 01:31:58,080 | 01:31:59,347 | JACK: Actually, I'm here about that... | JACK: Actually, I'm here about that... |
2179 | 01:31:59,381 | 01:32:01,650 | Fuck, what's the word? Resolution. | Fuck, what's the word? Resolution. |
2180 | 01:32:01,684 | 01:32:04,152 | -I'll get it. -DIANA: Mike, do you want to help him and... | -I'll get it. -DIANA: Mike, do you want to help him and... |
2181 | 01:32:04,186 | 01:32:05,520 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
2182 | 01:32:05,554 | 01:32:07,422 | Just have it low enough. | Just have it low enough. |
2183 | 01:32:07,455 | 01:32:09,057 | BRAUN: Just leave enough room for that road sign in there. | BRAUN: Just leave enough room for that road sign in there. |
2184 | 01:32:09,091 | 01:32:10,693 | -Uh, am I supposed to have these on? -DIANA: No glasses. | -Uh, am I supposed to have these on? -DIANA: No glasses. |
2185 | 01:32:10,726 | 01:32:13,361 | -I'm lost. -(laughter) | -I'm lost. -(laughter) |
2186 | 01:32:13,395 | 01:32:14,730 | DIANA (sighs): Okay, Dad, that's good, | DIANA (sighs): Okay, Dad, that's good, |
2187 | 01:32:14,763 | 01:32:16,364 | but you have to leave after. | but you have to leave after. |
2188 | 01:32:16,398 | 01:32:17,399 | All right, one more time. | All right, one more time. |
2189 | 01:32:17,432 | 01:32:19,768 | I guess they weren't principles. | I guess they weren't principles. |
2190 | 01:32:21,203 | 01:32:23,305 | They're just hobbies. | They're just hobbies. |
2191 | 01:32:30,445 | 01:32:32,514 | DIANA: Holy shit, I think we got it. | DIANA: Holy shit, I think we got it. |
2192 | 01:32:32,547 | 01:32:34,583 | -(laughter, cheering) -Oh, thank God. | -(laughter, cheering) -Oh, thank God. |
2193 | 01:32:40,555 | 01:32:43,158 | (cheering, whooping) | (cheering, whooping) |
2194 | 01:32:46,729 | 01:32:48,864 | That was really just baiting the hook. | That was really just baiting the hook. |
2195 | 01:32:48,897 | 01:32:51,399 | You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her. | You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her. |
2196 | 01:32:51,433 | 01:32:53,335 | Oh, I had a fucking blast. | Oh, I had a fucking blast. |
2197 | 01:32:54,837 | 01:32:56,772 | So you used me. | So you used me. |
2198 | 01:32:58,774 | 01:33:00,542 | We used you? | We used you? |
2199 | 01:33:00,575 | 01:33:03,545 | You guys only show up here once every four years, | You guys only show up here once every four years, |
2200 | 01:33:03,578 | 01:33:05,814 | and only then 'cause it's a swing state. | and only then 'cause it's a swing state. |
2201 | 01:33:05,848 | 01:33:08,416 | And then, when it's over, you're gone. | And then, when it's over, you're gone. |
2202 | 01:33:08,450 | 01:33:09,818 | But we're still here | But we're still here |
2203 | 01:33:09,852 | 01:33:12,254 | with all the same problems we had before, | with all the same problems we had before, |
2204 | 01:33:12,287 | 01:33:14,122 | just waiting around for you to come back | just waiting around for you to come back |
2205 | 01:33:14,156 | 01:33:16,859 | and make the same empty promises as last time. | and make the same empty promises as last time. |
2206 | 01:33:17,926 | 01:33:19,728 | We used the system. | We used the system. |
2207 | 01:33:19,762 | 01:33:21,296 | You make millions of dollars | You make millions of dollars |
2208 | 01:33:21,329 | 01:33:22,965 | funneling tens of millions of dollars | funneling tens of millions of dollars |
2209 | 01:33:22,998 | 01:33:27,169 | into this election economy. | into this election economy. |
2210 | 01:33:27,202 | 01:33:30,272 | All we did is take a cut. | All we did is take a cut. |
2211 | 01:33:31,707 | 01:33:33,608 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
2212 | 01:33:33,642 | 01:33:35,010 | Well... | Well... |
2213 | 01:33:35,043 | 01:33:37,646 | I guess I just... | I guess I just... |
2214 | 01:33:37,680 | 01:33:42,450 | I thought that maybe you and I had a little something. | I thought that maybe you and I had a little something. |
2215 | 01:33:42,484 | 01:33:44,219 | (chuckles softly) | (chuckles softly) |
2216 | 01:33:46,955 | 01:33:49,825 | (chuckling): I'm 28. I mean... | (chuckling): I'm 28. I mean... |
2217 | 01:33:49,858 | 01:33:53,696 | In what world would this be okay? | In what world would this be okay? |
2218 | 01:33:55,964 | 01:33:58,166 | D.C. and L.A., parts of New York, | D.C. and L.A., parts of New York, |
2219 | 01:33:58,200 | 01:33:59,968 | -Miami, maybe Dallas. -Mm. | -Miami, maybe Dallas. -Mm. |
2220 | 01:34:00,002 | 01:34:02,037 | (chuckles) | (chuckles) |
2221 | 01:34:02,070 | 01:34:04,072 | Look... | Look... |
2222 | 01:34:05,173 | 01:34:07,542 | -It wasn't personal. -Mm. | -It wasn't personal. -Mm. |
2223 | 01:34:07,575 | 01:34:09,177 | It was math. | It was math. |
2224 | 01:34:09,211 | 01:34:10,813 | Math. | Math. |
2225 | 01:34:12,047 | 01:34:15,984 | But this system, the way we elect people, | But this system, the way we elect people, |
2226 | 01:34:16,018 | 01:34:17,986 | it's terrifying. | it's terrifying. |
2227 | 01:34:18,020 | 01:34:20,022 | And exhausting. | And exhausting. |
2228 | 01:34:20,055 | 01:34:23,225 | And I think it's driving us all insane. | And I think it's driving us all insane. |
2229 | 01:34:26,528 | 01:34:27,930 | (chuckles) | (chuckles) |
2230 | 01:34:31,666 | 01:34:33,401 | BIG MIKE: You know what the real problem here | BIG MIKE: You know what the real problem here |
2231 | 01:34:33,435 | 01:34:35,403 | is that the media is completely complicit | is that the media is completely complicit |
2232 | 01:34:35,437 | 01:34:37,172 | -in this sort of thing. -Oh, I absolutely agree. | -in this sort of thing. -Oh, I absolutely agree. |
2233 | 01:34:37,205 | 01:34:38,540 | I mean, it's like Neil Postman said-- | I mean, it's like Neil Postman said-- |
2234 | 01:34:38,573 | 01:34:39,975 | in entertaining ourselves, | in entertaining ourselves, |
2235 | 01:34:40,008 | 01:34:41,744 | -news has become entertainment. -Yeah. Yeah. | -news has become entertainment. -Yeah. Yeah. |
2236 | 01:34:41,777 | 01:34:43,712 | -And when that happens... (sputters) it's gone. -Yeah. | -And when that happens... (sputters) it's gone. -Yeah. |
2237 | 01:34:43,746 | 01:34:45,347 | I thought he knew. I mean, I would get so nervous | I thought he knew. I mean, I would get so nervous |
2238 | 01:34:45,380 | 01:34:47,049 | -every time he would come in. I would just, like... -Oh, no. | -every time he would come in. I would just, like... -Oh, no. |
2239 | 01:34:47,082 | 01:34:48,316 | I couldn't get my coffee order right, | I couldn't get my coffee order right, |
2240 | 01:34:48,350 | 01:34:49,684 | and I was giving him the wrong thing. | and I was giving him the wrong thing. |
2241 | 01:34:49,718 | 01:34:51,086 | Oh, you were great. You were perfect. | Oh, you were great. You were perfect. |
2242 | 01:34:51,119 | 01:34:52,554 | Plus, you know, he has, you know, | Plus, you know, he has, you know, |
2243 | 01:34:52,587 | 01:34:54,222 | dreamy eyes a little bit, so, I mean... | dreamy eyes a little bit, so, I mean... |
2244 | 01:34:54,256 | 01:34:55,724 | -Yeah. -He's-he's dashing. | -Yeah. -He's-he's dashing. |
2245 | 01:34:55,758 | 01:34:57,926 | He actually made me cry. | He actually made me cry. |
2246 | 01:34:57,960 | 01:35:00,395 | -He was, like, a shithead. -Yeah. | -He was, like, a shithead. -Yeah. |
2247 | 01:35:00,428 | 01:35:02,197 | It metastasizes, so it-it's growing | It metastasizes, so it-it's growing |
2248 | 01:35:02,230 | 01:35:03,565 | -and-and whatever, so... -Yeah. | -and-and whatever, so... -Yeah. |
2249 | 01:35:03,598 | 01:35:05,033 | Well, it becomes... it's sort of like | Well, it becomes... it's sort of like |
2250 | 01:35:05,067 | 01:35:06,368 | any sort of autoimmune disorder. | any sort of autoimmune disorder. |
2251 | 01:35:06,401 | 01:35:07,702 | -Yeah. -It's like... it's like lupus. | -Yeah. -It's like... it's like lupus. |
2252 | 01:35:07,736 | 01:35:09,004 | Know what I mean? | Know what I mean? |
2253 | 01:35:09,037 | 01:35:10,505 | That's actually a really great metaphor. | That's actually a really great metaphor. |
2254 | 01:35:10,538 | 01:35:12,374 | -That's... that's like... -It's a simile. | -That's... that's like... -It's a simile. |
2255 | 01:35:12,407 | 01:35:13,842 | -'Cause you said... -'Cause I said... | -'Cause you said... -'Cause I said... |
2256 | 01:35:13,876 | 01:35:15,543 | -I said it's "like." -You said it's "like." | -I said it's "like." -You said it's "like." |
2257 | 01:35:15,577 | 01:35:16,912 | Yeah, right. It's like lupus. | Yeah, right. It's like lupus. |
2258 | 01:35:18,313 | 01:35:21,083 | What a clusterfuck. | What a clusterfuck. |
2259 | 01:35:21,116 | 01:35:23,118 | Amen. | Amen. |
2260 | 01:35:27,455 | 01:35:29,024 | DIANA: How we looking? | DIANA: How we looking? |
2261 | 01:35:29,057 | 01:35:31,960 | Well, they're saying these, uh, back acres | Well, they're saying these, uh, back acres |
2262 | 01:35:31,994 | 01:35:35,463 | are gonna become the over-55 community health center. | are gonna become the over-55 community health center. |
2263 | 01:35:35,497 | 01:35:37,265 | -Uh-huh. -Madison has promised | -Uh-huh. -Madison has promised |
2264 | 01:35:37,299 | 01:35:38,934 | a satellite campus for the front. | a satellite campus for the front. |
2265 | 01:35:38,967 | 01:35:41,103 | Okay. And you know that we have to redo | Okay. And you know that we have to redo |
2266 | 01:35:41,136 | 01:35:42,570 | the septic on the back 50? | the septic on the back 50? |
2267 | 01:35:42,604 | 01:35:43,872 | -We heard all about it. -Okay. | -We heard all about it. -Okay. |
2268 | 01:35:43,906 | 01:35:44,940 | Hey, you. | Hey, you. |
2269 | 01:35:44,973 | 01:35:46,408 | Oh, hey, you. | Oh, hey, you. |
2270 | 01:35:46,441 | 01:35:49,111 | -(chuckling) -She is something, huh? | -(chuckling) -She is something, huh? |
2271 | 01:35:55,250 | 01:35:57,252 | DIANA: Are you listening to me? | DIANA: Are you listening to me? |
2272 | 01:35:59,922 | 01:36:01,924 | (Faith's voice): Are you listening to me? | (Faith's voice): Are you listening to me? |
2273 | 01:36:03,325 | 01:36:05,627 | ANN: Are you listening to me? | ANN: Are you listening to me? |
2274 | 01:36:05,660 | 01:36:06,995 | Oh, Gary, honey. | Oh, Gary, honey. |
2275 | 01:36:07,029 | 01:36:08,563 | (sighs) I'm just so excited. | (sighs) I'm just so excited. |
2276 | 01:36:08,596 | 01:36:10,632 | I can't wait till we get the café tables in. | I can't wait till we get the café tables in. |
2277 | 01:36:10,665 | 01:36:14,636 | I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know? | I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know? |
2278 | 01:36:14,669 | 01:36:17,806 | -And then we can put the umbrellas up. -Mm-hmm. | -And then we can put the umbrellas up. -Mm-hmm. |
2279 | 01:36:17,840 | 01:36:20,642 | And people can just sit outside and have coffee and... | And people can just sit outside and have coffee and... |
2280 | 01:36:20,675 | 01:36:21,910 | You know. | You know. |
2281 | 01:36:21,944 | 01:36:23,345 | Are you... are you listening to me? | Are you... are you listening to me? |
2282 | 01:36:23,378 | 01:36:25,680 | -Mm-hmm, mm... -Are you listening to me? | -Mm-hmm, mm... -Are you listening to me? |
2283 | 01:36:25,713 | 01:36:27,950 | (Faith's voice): Hey, fuckup. Hey, fuckup. | (Faith's voice): Hey, fuckup. Hey, fuckup. |
2284 | 01:36:27,983 | 01:36:30,752 | -Are you listening to me? -GARY: Yes, yes, yes. | -Are you listening to me? -GARY: Yes, yes, yes. |
2285 | 01:36:30,785 | 01:36:32,354 | I'm listening to you. | I'm listening to you. |
2286 | 01:36:32,387 | 01:36:34,957 | You don't open a dossier for less than $2 million. | You don't open a dossier for less than $2 million. |
2287 | 01:36:34,990 | 01:36:37,659 | I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now. | I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now. |
2288 | 01:36:37,692 | 01:36:39,027 | $2 million. | $2 million. |
2289 | 01:36:39,061 | 01:36:40,628 | God, I hate you. | God, I hate you. |
2290 | 01:36:40,662 | 01:36:42,264 | Ditto. | Ditto. |
2291 | 01:36:44,299 | 01:36:46,134 | MAN (over phone): Gary? | MAN (over phone): Gary? |
2292 | 01:36:46,168 | 01:36:48,470 | Gary, you there? | Gary, you there? |
2293 | 01:36:48,503 | 01:36:50,538 | Gary? | Gary? |
2294 | 01:36:50,572 | 01:36:52,474 | Yo, Gary. | Yo, Gary. |
2295 | 01:36:54,709 | 01:36:55,978 | Ah, cheers! | Ah, cheers! |
2296 | 01:36:56,011 | 01:36:58,046 | (excited chatter) | (excited chatter) |
2297 | 01:37:20,368 | 01:37:22,804 | Colonel Jack Hastings, Deerlaken-- | Colonel Jack Hastings, Deerlaken-- |
2298 | 01:37:22,837 | 01:37:24,873 | did the media fall for a false narrative | did the media fall for a false narrative |
2299 | 01:37:24,907 | 01:37:27,142 | just because it fit into our preconceived notion | just because it fit into our preconceived notion |
2300 | 01:37:27,175 | 01:37:29,711 | of the divide of this country between red and blue | of the divide of this country between red and blue |
2301 | 01:37:29,744 | 01:37:31,914 | without actually checking the facts? | without actually checking the facts? |
2302 | 01:37:31,947 | 01:37:33,916 | Were we irresponsible? | Were we irresponsible? |
2303 | 01:37:33,949 | 01:37:35,250 | Well, we're the news. | Well, we're the news. |
2304 | 01:37:35,283 | 01:37:37,920 | Are we not supposed to cover the news? | Are we not supposed to cover the news? |
2305 | 01:37:37,953 | 01:37:39,922 | I mean, these are newsworthy stories. | I mean, these are newsworthy stories. |
2306 | 01:37:39,955 | 01:37:42,357 | We're absolutely in the right to cover them. | We're absolutely in the right to cover them. |
2307 | 01:37:42,390 | 01:37:46,061 | It is literally our job to cover the news. | It is literally our job to cover the news. |
2308 | 01:37:46,094 | 01:37:47,395 | But isn't there a way to report the news | But isn't there a way to report the news |
2309 | 01:37:47,429 | 01:37:48,997 | without so much speculation, | without so much speculation, |
2310 | 01:37:49,031 | 01:37:51,066 | without a false sense of urgency | without a false sense of urgency |
2311 | 01:37:51,099 | 01:37:53,902 | that causes us to breathlessly report "facts" | that causes us to breathlessly report "facts" |
2312 | 01:37:53,936 | 01:37:55,437 | that maybe are not facts? | that maybe are not facts? |
2313 | 01:37:55,470 | 01:37:57,505 | And are we framing these stories | And are we framing these stories |
2314 | 01:37:57,539 | 01:37:59,574 | on an artificial right-left axis | on an artificial right-left axis |
2315 | 01:37:59,607 | 01:38:02,444 | because that's how our pundit economy is set up? | because that's how our pundit economy is set up? |
2316 | 01:38:02,477 | 01:38:04,446 | Is there a better way to do this? | Is there a better way to do this? |
2317 | 01:38:09,985 | 01:38:11,186 | I'm just kidding. | I'm just kidding. |
2318 | 01:38:11,219 | 01:38:12,787 | Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. | Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. |
2319 | 01:38:12,820 | 01:38:14,957 | -Thank you all for watching. -(laughing): She's... | -Thank you all for watching. -(laughing): She's... |
2320 | 01:38:14,990 | 01:38:16,791 | MAN (laughing): She's good. | MAN (laughing): She's good. |
2321 | 01:38:16,824 | 01:38:19,827 | ("Mess Is Mine" by Vance Joy playing) | ("Mess Is Mine" by Vance Joy playing) |
2322 | 01:38:22,797 | 01:38:25,233 | * Talking like we used to do | * Talking like we used to do |
2323 | 01:38:26,801 | 01:38:29,237 | * It was always me and you | * It was always me and you |
2324 | 01:38:30,638 | 01:38:34,442 | * Hold on, darling | * Hold on, darling |
2325 | 01:38:35,810 | 01:38:38,080 | * This body is yours | * This body is yours |
2326 | 01:38:38,113 | 01:38:42,250 | * This body is yours and mine | * This body is yours and mine |
2327 | 01:38:43,651 | 01:38:49,091 | * Well, hold on, my darling | * Well, hold on, my darling |
2328 | 01:38:49,124 | 01:38:51,826 | * This mess was yours | * This mess was yours |
2329 | 01:38:53,261 | 01:38:56,464 | * Now your mess is mine | * Now your mess is mine |
2330 | 01:39:02,204 | 01:39:05,873 | * Ah-ooh | * Ah-ooh |
2331 | 01:39:07,375 | 01:39:10,278 | * Your mess is mine | * Your mess is mine |
2332 | 01:39:10,312 | 01:39:12,614 | * See you in the marketplace... * | * See you in the marketplace... * |
2333 | 01:39:12,647 | 01:39:15,283 | JON STEWART: Could something like this happen? | JON STEWART: Could something like this happen? |
2334 | 01:39:15,317 | 01:39:19,487 | Legally, this could absolutely happen. | Legally, this could absolutely happen. |
2335 | 01:39:19,521 | 01:39:24,292 | Somebody could create a political organization-- | Somebody could create a political organization-- |
2336 | 01:39:24,326 | 01:39:28,296 | so-called outside group, a super PAC, 527-- | so-called outside group, a super PAC, 527-- |
2337 | 01:39:28,330 | 01:39:31,166 | raise an unlimited amount of money, | raise an unlimited amount of money, |
2338 | 01:39:31,199 | 01:39:34,469 | and then choose to give that money | and then choose to give that money |
2339 | 01:39:34,502 | 01:39:37,339 | to another organization, a charity, | to another organization, a charity, |
2340 | 01:39:37,372 | 01:39:40,342 | and use it for public purposes. | and use it for public purposes. |
2341 | 01:39:40,375 | 01:39:43,678 | And you don't need the donors' consent to do that. | And you don't need the donors' consent to do that. |
2342 | 01:39:43,711 | 01:39:45,813 | The problem we have is that | The problem we have is that |
2343 | 01:39:45,847 | 01:39:49,351 | none of the pieces of the system are working today. | none of the pieces of the system are working today. |
2344 | 01:39:49,384 | 01:39:52,854 | You have regulators like the Federal Election Commission | You have regulators like the Federal Election Commission |
2345 | 01:39:52,887 | 01:39:54,722 | that don't have a quorum, can't meet, | that don't have a quorum, can't meet, |
2346 | 01:39:54,756 | 01:39:57,659 | and when they do, they disagree on what the law is. | and when they do, they disagree on what the law is. |
2347 | 01:39:57,692 | 01:40:01,296 | You have Congress deadlocked so it can't rewrite the laws. | You have Congress deadlocked so it can't rewrite the laws. |
2348 | 01:40:01,329 | 01:40:03,331 | You have the Supreme Court | You have the Supreme Court |
2349 | 01:40:03,365 | 01:40:07,001 | that thinks that almost nothing is corrupt | that thinks that almost nothing is corrupt |
2350 | 01:40:07,035 | 01:40:11,473 | and that citizens won't think the sale of access-- | and that citizens won't think the sale of access-- |
2351 | 01:40:11,506 | 01:40:13,875 | what the court calls ingratiation | what the court calls ingratiation |
2352 | 01:40:13,908 | 01:40:18,513 | in return for giving money to candidates-- is a problem. | in return for giving money to candidates-- is a problem. |
2353 | 01:40:18,546 | 01:40:21,183 | STEWART: So, to sum up, we currently have | STEWART: So, to sum up, we currently have |
2354 | 01:40:21,216 | 01:40:22,884 | hundreds of millions to billions of dollars | hundreds of millions to billions of dollars |
2355 | 01:40:22,917 | 01:40:25,253 | that is, uh, uh, untraceable, | that is, uh, uh, untraceable, |
2356 | 01:40:25,287 | 01:40:27,922 | uh, that can pour into groups | uh, that can pour into groups |
2357 | 01:40:27,955 | 01:40:30,992 | that are actually coordinating with-with candidates | that are actually coordinating with-with candidates |
2358 | 01:40:31,025 | 01:40:33,895 | who end up having to spend a good amount of their time | who end up having to spend a good amount of their time |
2359 | 01:40:33,928 | 01:40:35,863 | raising more and more money to keep up | raising more and more money to keep up |
2360 | 01:40:35,897 | 01:40:38,733 | with the arms race that is occurring. | with the arms race that is occurring. |
2361 | 01:40:38,766 | 01:40:42,870 | Uh, the money continues to pour in and corrupt | Uh, the money continues to pour in and corrupt |
2362 | 01:40:42,904 | 01:40:45,407 | not just where they spend their time | not just where they spend their time |
2363 | 01:40:45,440 | 01:40:48,676 | and how they spend their time but on the types of legislation | and how they spend their time but on the types of legislation |
2364 | 01:40:48,710 | 01:40:51,546 | that they would even bring to the fore. | that they would even bring to the fore. |
2365 | 01:40:51,579 | 01:40:54,449 | And the one group that would be charged | And the one group that would be charged |
2366 | 01:40:54,482 | 01:40:59,554 | with regulating, uh, this spigot, uh, doesn't meet | with regulating, uh, this spigot, uh, doesn't meet |
2367 | 01:40:59,587 | 01:41:01,889 | 'cause there aren't enough of them. | 'cause there aren't enough of them. |
2368 | 01:41:01,923 | 01:41:03,891 | Yes. | Yes. |
2369 | 01:41:03,925 | 01:41:07,061 | (both laughing) | (both laughing) |
2370 | 01:41:07,095 | 01:41:09,231 | I realize that's not helpful to you, but... | I realize that's not helpful to you, but... |
2371 | 01:41:09,264 | 01:41:11,133 | It is very helpful. Thank you. | It is very helpful. Thank you. |
2372 | 01:41:11,166 | 01:41:12,600 | * Ooh | * Ooh |
2373 | 01:41:12,634 | 01:41:15,337 | * Your mess is mine | * Your mess is mine |
2374 | 01:41:18,606 | 01:41:20,942 | * Your mess is mine. | * Your mess is mine. |
2375 | 01:41:20,975 | 01:41:22,577 | (music ends) | (music ends) |
2375 | 01:41:20,975 | 01:41:22,577 | (music ends) | (music ends) |