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| 1 | 00:00:33,320 | 00:00:38,320 | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org |
| 2 | 00:00:38,975 | 00:00:41,411 | Good evening. I welcome you to the third | Good evening. I welcome you to the third |
| 3 | 00:00:41,444 | 00:00:43,646 | and final of the 2016 presidential debates. | and final of the 2016 presidential debates. |
| 4 | 00:00:43,680 | 00:00:45,949 | We either have a country, or we don't. | We either have a country, or we don't. |
| 5 | 00:00:45,982 | 00:00:47,717 | Rounding up people who are undocumented... | Rounding up people who are undocumented... |
| 6 | 00:00:47,750 | 00:00:48,852 | We have some bad hombres here. | We have some bad hombres here. |
| 7 | 00:00:48,885 | 00:00:50,254 | ...is an idea that is not in keeping | ...is an idea that is not in keeping |
| 8 | 00:00:50,287 | 00:00:52,789 | - with who we are as a nation. - I tell it like it is. | - with who we are as a nation. - I tell it like it is. |
| 9 | 00:00:52,822 | 00:00:54,657 | I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience... | I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience... |
| 10 | 00:00:54,691 | 00:00:55,758 | The one thing you have | The one thing you have |
| 11 | 00:00:55,792 | 00:00:57,694 | over me is experience, but it's bad experience. | over me is experience, but it's bad experience. |
| 12 | 00:00:57,727 | 00:00:59,662 | We are going to make America great again, | We are going to make America great again, |
| 13 | 00:00:59,696 | 00:01:01,631 | and it has to start now. | and it has to start now. |
| 14 | 00:01:01,664 | 00:01:03,466 | I hope you will give me a chance | I hope you will give me a chance |
| 15 | 00:01:03,499 | 00:01:04,901 | to serve as your president. | to serve as your president. |
| 16 | 00:01:04,934 | 00:01:06,970 | Donald Trump told the American people | Donald Trump told the American people |
| 17 | 00:01:07,003 | 00:01:09,639 | the truth tonight, as he always does. | the truth tonight, as he always does. |
| 18 | 00:01:09,672 | 00:01:11,975 | Hillary Clinton is the real outsider. | Hillary Clinton is the real outsider. |
| 19 | 00:01:12,008 | 00:01:14,477 | Look, whatever you think you saw tonight... | Look, whatever you think you saw tonight... |
| 20 | 00:01:14,510 | 00:01:16,512 | You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, | You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, |
| 21 | 00:01:16,546 | 00:01:17,780 | and I think that the American people... | and I think that the American people... |
| 22 | 00:01:17,814 | 00:01:18,781 | Would agree with me. | Would agree with me. |
| 23 | 00:01:18,815 | 00:01:20,817 | As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly... | As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly... |
| 24 | 00:01:20,850 | 00:01:23,186 | And with unearned confidence. | And with unearned confidence. |
| 25 | 00:01:23,220 | 00:01:25,488 | I lie. | I lie. |
| 26 | 00:01:25,521 | 00:01:26,756 | I am lying to you. | I am lying to you. |
| 27 | 00:01:26,789 | 00:01:27,824 | And you know I lie. | And you know I lie. |
| 28 | 00:01:27,857 | 00:01:29,525 | I'm actually in this position | I'm actually in this position |
| 29 | 00:01:29,559 | 00:01:31,895 | because of how effectively I lie to you. | because of how effectively I lie to you. |
| 30 | 00:01:31,928 | 00:01:33,463 | Are we clear? | Are we clear? |
| 31 | 00:01:33,496 | 00:01:34,964 | We call this the spin room, without shame. | We call this the spin room, without shame. |
| 32 | 00:01:34,998 | 00:01:37,934 | Spinning is something you do to disorient people. | Spinning is something you do to disorient people. |
| 33 | 00:01:37,967 | 00:01:40,637 | And you all know that, and yet here we are. | And you all know that, and yet here we are. |
| 34 | 00:01:40,670 | 00:01:42,572 | What a wonderful play we're putting on. | What a wonderful play we're putting on. |
| 35 | 00:01:42,605 | 00:01:43,907 | Thank you all so much. | Thank you all so much. |
| 36 | 00:01:43,940 | 00:01:45,475 | And fuck you, America. | And fuck you, America. |
| 37 | 00:01:45,508 | 00:01:47,577 | I look forward to lying to you in the future. | I look forward to lying to you in the future. |
| 38 | 00:01:47,610 | 00:01:48,745 | See you at the bar. | See you at the bar. |
| 39 | 00:01:48,778 | 00:01:50,947 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 40 | 00:02:09,966 | 00:02:11,235 | Shockwaves across America. | Shockwaves across America. |
| 41 | 00:02:11,268 | 00:02:12,602 | His surprise victory | His surprise victory |
| 42 | 00:02:12,635 | 00:02:13,803 | defied preelection polling. | defied preelection polling. |
| 43 | 00:02:13,836 | 00:02:15,004 | Tectonic-plate-shifting, | Tectonic-plate-shifting, |
| 44 | 00:02:15,038 | 00:02:16,806 | 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake. | 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake. |
| 45 | 00:02:16,839 | 00:02:18,242 | So that's just a snapshot | So that's just a snapshot |
| 46 | 00:02:18,275 | 00:02:19,742 | of the reaction we're getting this morning. | of the reaction we're getting this morning. |
| 47 | 00:02:19,776 | 00:02:21,010 | And we're still trying to get | And we're still trying to get |
| 48 | 00:02:21,044 | 00:02:23,646 | our good old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us. | our good old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us. |
| 49 | 00:02:23,680 | 00:02:25,648 | He's probably halfway to Canada by now. | He's probably halfway to Canada by now. |
| 50 | 00:02:25,682 | 00:02:27,550 | Yeah, maybe halfway to Canadian Club. | Yeah, maybe halfway to Canadian Club. |
| 51 | 00:02:27,583 | 00:02:29,953 | I'd love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking. | I'd love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking. |
| 52 | 00:02:29,986 | 00:02:31,955 | How did they blow this election? | How did they blow this election? |
| 53 | 00:02:31,988 | 00:02:34,023 | Hey, guys, did you find the clip? | Hey, guys, did you find the clip? |
| 54 | 00:02:34,057 | 00:02:35,692 | You got it? Okay. | You got it? Okay. |
| 55 | 00:02:35,725 | 00:02:37,527 | This is our good friend Gary Zimmer, | This is our good friend Gary Zimmer, |
| 56 | 00:02:37,560 | 00:02:39,963 | grand old consigliere of the Clinton campaign, | grand old consigliere of the Clinton campaign, |
| 57 | 00:02:39,996 | 00:02:42,966 | not even a week ago on this program. | not even a week ago on this program. |
| 58 | 00:02:42,999 | 00:02:44,867 | So, you're confident? | So, you're confident? |
| 59 | 00:02:44,901 | 00:02:46,102 | Oh, no question. | Oh, no question. |
| 60 | 00:02:46,135 | 00:02:47,837 | Hillary's made her case. | Hillary's made her case. |
| 61 | 00:02:47,870 | 00:02:50,840 | She is the most qualified presidential candidate, | She is the most qualified presidential candidate, |
| 62 | 00:02:50,873 | 00:02:52,575 | certainly in my lifetime, maybe ever. | certainly in my lifetime, maybe ever. |
| 63 | 00:02:52,608 | 00:02:54,278 | Donald Trump will not be president. | Donald Trump will not be president. |
| 64 | 00:02:54,311 | 00:02:56,746 | Well, he is doing well in the South, | Well, he is doing well in the South, |
| 65 | 00:02:56,779 | 00:02:59,515 | so maybe he can be president of the Confederacy. | so maybe he can be president of the Confederacy. |
| 66 | 00:02:59,549 | 00:03:01,718 | But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania. | But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania. |
| 67 | 00:03:01,751 | 00:03:03,553 | Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania. | Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania. |
| 68 | 00:03:03,586 | 00:03:04,887 | He's not winning Michigan. | He's not winning Michigan. |
| 69 | 00:03:04,921 | 00:03:07,857 | That rust belt blue wall is impenetrable. It holds. | That rust belt blue wall is impenetrable. It holds. |
| 70 | 00:03:07,890 | 00:03:09,092 | I guarantee. | I guarantee. |
| 71 | 00:03:09,125 | 00:03:10,827 | Well, you decided to spend | Well, you decided to spend |
| 72 | 00:03:10,860 | 00:03:12,296 | almost no time there campaigning. | almost no time there campaigning. |
| 73 | 00:03:12,329 | 00:03:13,896 | Was that a Carville impression? | Was that a Carville impression? |
| 74 | 00:03:13,930 | 00:03:15,732 | All right, so wait a minute. | All right, so wait a minute. |
| 75 | 00:03:15,765 | 00:03:17,600 | - Tommy, try Gary again. - Google, off. | - Tommy, try Gary again. - Google, off. |
| 76 | 00:03:17,633 | 00:03:19,569 | Okay, we have Faith Brewster on the line... | Okay, we have Faith Brewster on the line... |
| 77 | 00:03:19,602 | 00:03:20,703 | Hey, Google, off. | Hey, Google, off. |
| 78 | 00:03:20,737 | 00:03:22,605 | Sorry. Power controls is not yet supported. | Sorry. Power controls is not yet supported. |
| 79 | 00:03:22,638 | 00:03:24,107 | Phone lady, decline. | Phone lady, decline. |
| 80 | 00:03:24,140 | 00:03:26,142 | - Try asking again in a different way. - Ugh. | - Try asking again in a different way. - Ugh. |
| 81 | 00:03:26,175 | 00:03:28,745 | Hang up. Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up. | Hang up. Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up. |
| 82 | 00:03:28,778 | 00:03:30,747 | Sorry, I'm not sure how to help with that yet. | Sorry, I'm not sure how to help with that yet. |
| 83 | 00:03:30,780 | 00:03:32,715 | - Off, off! - Sorry, I'm still not sure about that. | - Off, off! - Sorry, I'm still not sure about that. |
| 84 | 00:03:32,749 | 00:03:33,850 | Hey, Google, disengage. | Hey, Google, disengage. |
| 85 | 00:03:33,883 | 00:03:34,984 | - Songs aren't available on SiriusXM. - Abort. | - Songs aren't available on SiriusXM. - Abort. |
| 86 | 00:03:35,018 | 00:03:36,253 | - I'm not sure about that. - Everybody, shut up! | - I'm not sure about that. - Everybody, shut up! |
| 87 | 00:03:36,286 | 00:03:38,888 | Try asking again in a different way. | Try asking again in a different way. |
| 88 | 00:03:38,921 | 00:03:41,924 | ("Still the Same" by Bob Segerpl | ("Still the Same" by Bob Segerpl |
| 89 | 00:03:57,840 | 00:03:59,776 | ♪ You always won ♪ | ♪ You always won ♪ |
| 90 | 00:03:59,809 | 00:04:02,678 | ♪ Every time you placed a bet ♪ | ♪ Every time you placed a bet ♪ |
| 91 | 00:04:05,048 | 00:04:07,550 | ♪ You're still damn good ♪ | ♪ You're still damn good ♪ |
| 92 | 00:04:08,818 | 00:04:11,554 | ♪ No one's gotten to you yet ♪ | ♪ No one's gotten to you yet ♪ |
| 93 | 00:04:13,923 | 00:04:15,925 | ♪ Every time ♪ | ♪ Every time ♪ |
| 94 | 00:04:15,958 | 00:04:19,729 | ♪ They were sure they had you caught ♪ | ♪ They were sure they had you caught ♪ |
| 95 | 00:04:19,762 | 00:04:23,566 | ♪ You were quicker than they thought ♪ | ♪ You were quicker than they thought ♪ |
| 96 | 00:04:24,934 | 00:04:29,138 | ♪ You'd just turn your back and walk ♪ | ♪ You'd just turn your back and walk ♪ |
| 97 | 00:04:29,172 | 00:04:32,675 | ♪ And you're still the same ♪ | ♪ And you're still the same ♪ |
| 98 | 00:04:32,708 | 00:04:35,144 | ♪ I caught up with you yesterday ♪ | ♪ I caught up with you yesterday ♪ |
| 99 | 00:04:35,178 | 00:04:37,914 | ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ | ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ |
| 100 | 00:04:37,947 | 00:04:39,949 | ♪ Moving game to game ♪ | ♪ Moving game to game ♪ |
| 101 | 00:04:41,251 | 00:04:44,720 | ♪ No one standing in your way ♪ | ♪ No one standing in your way ♪ |
| 102 | 00:04:45,988 | 00:04:50,227 | ♪ Turning on the charm long enough ♪ | ♪ Turning on the charm long enough ♪ |
| 103 | 00:04:50,260 | 00:04:51,994 | ♪ To get you by ♪ | ♪ To get you by ♪ |
| 104 | 00:04:52,028 | 00:04:53,896 | ♪ Still the same ♪ | ♪ Still the same ♪ |
| 105 | 00:04:53,930 | 00:04:55,064 | ♪ Still the same ♪ | ♪ Still the same ♪ |
| 106 | 00:04:55,098 | 00:04:57,700 | ♪ You're still the same ♪ | ♪ You're still the same ♪ |
| 107 | 00:04:58,868 | 00:05:03,873 | ♪ You still aim high ♪ | ♪ You still aim high ♪ |
| 108 | 00:05:08,278 | 00:05:12,014 | ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ | ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ |
| 109 | 00:05:16,152 | 00:05:19,755 | ♪ Still the same, still the same. ♪ | ♪ Still the same, still the same. ♪ |
| 110 | 00:05:44,046 | 00:05:48,885 | ♪ There's been a load of compromisin' ♪ | ♪ There's been a load of compromisin' ♪ |
| 111 | 00:05:48,918 | 00:05:53,156 | ♪ On the road to my horizon ♪ | ♪ On the road to my horizon ♪ |
| 112 | 00:05:53,189 | 00:05:56,192 | ♪ But I'm gonna be where the lights ♪ | ♪ But I'm gonna be where the lights ♪ |
| 113 | 00:05:56,226 | 00:06:00,297 | ♪ Are shinin' on me ♪ | ♪ Are shinin' on me ♪ |
| 114 | 00:06:00,330 | 00:06:03,933 | ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ | ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ |
| 115 | 00:06:05,801 | 00:06:10,907 | ♪ Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo ♪ | ♪ Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo ♪ |
| 116 | 00:06:12,909 | 00:06:15,745 | ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ | ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ |
| 117 | 00:06:17,947 | 00:06:23,119 | ♪ Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know ♪ | ♪ Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know ♪ |
| 118 | 00:06:24,954 | 00:06:29,926 | ♪ And offers comin' over the phone. ♪ | ♪ And offers comin' over the phone. ♪ |
| 119 | 00:06:36,966 | 00:06:39,203 | So, if there is no further discussion, | So, if there is no further discussion, |
| 120 | 00:06:39,236 | 00:06:42,272 | can I get a motion to vote on Resolution 1217, | can I get a motion to vote on Resolution 1217, |
| 121 | 00:06:42,306 | 00:06:45,942 | requiring a valid Wisconsin driver's license | requiring a valid Wisconsin driver's license |
| 122 | 00:06:45,975 | 00:06:48,945 | or proof of U.S. citizenship to qualify | or proof of U.S. citizenship to qualify |
| 123 | 00:06:48,978 | 00:06:52,114 | for any state or municipality program or benefit, | for any state or municipality program or benefit, |
| 124 | 00:06:52,148 | 00:06:55,985 | such as food stamps, welfare and so on and so forth. | such as food stamps, welfare and so on and so forth. |
| 125 | 00:06:56,018 | 00:06:57,153 | So moved. | So moved. |
| 126 | 00:06:57,186 | 00:06:58,222 | - Second? - Second. | - Second? - Second. |
| 127 | 00:06:58,255 | 00:06:59,956 | I have a second. It is time... | I have a second. It is time... |
| 128 | 00:06:59,989 | 00:07:01,891 | - Excuse me, fellas. - Jack, I already told you, | - Excuse me, fellas. - Jack, I already told you, |
| 129 | 00:07:01,924 | 00:07:03,360 | you can widen that easement on Hamburg... | you can widen that easement on Hamburg... |
| 130 | 00:07:03,393 | 00:07:05,962 | Um, actually, it's about | Um, actually, it's about |
| 131 | 00:07:05,995 | 00:07:08,232 | that resolution you're thinking about passing. | that resolution you're thinking about passing. |
| 132 | 00:07:08,265 | 00:07:11,268 | With all due respect, Colonel, that discussion has ended. | With all due respect, Colonel, that discussion has ended. |
| 133 | 00:07:11,301 | 00:07:13,102 | Yeah, yeah. So I heard. | Yeah, yeah. So I heard. |
| 134 | 00:07:13,135 | 00:07:15,037 | But, uh... | But, uh... |
| 135 | 00:07:15,071 | 00:07:17,307 | the thing is that, um... | the thing is that, um... |
| 136 | 00:07:17,341 | 00:07:19,309 | it's a bad idea. | it's a bad idea. |
| 137 | 00:07:19,343 | 00:07:21,777 | - Y-You can't... - Uh, okay, well, | - Y-You can't... - Uh, okay, well, |
| 138 | 00:07:21,811 | 00:07:23,247 | I already seconded, but whatever. | I already seconded, but whatever. |
| 139 | 00:07:23,280 | 00:07:25,382 | I know we're in a bad spot, but... | I know we're in a bad spot, but... |
| 140 | 00:07:25,415 | 00:07:27,083 | you can't bring it back | you can't bring it back |
| 141 | 00:07:27,116 | 00:07:29,118 | by throwing these people under the bus. | by throwing these people under the bus. |
| 142 | 00:07:29,151 | 00:07:31,887 | Whoa, we're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack. | Whoa, we're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack. |
| 143 | 00:07:31,921 | 00:07:33,357 | Money was tight | Money was tight |
| 144 | 00:07:33,390 | 00:07:36,058 | when the base was still open, but now... | when the base was still open, but now... |
| 145 | 00:07:36,092 | 00:07:37,994 | I mean, we just got to be smart. | I mean, we just got to be smart. |
| 146 | 00:07:38,027 | 00:07:39,996 | We got to eliminate cheating the programs. | We got to eliminate cheating the programs. |
| 147 | 00:07:40,029 | 00:07:42,332 | There's not a damn soul using those programs | There's not a damn soul using those programs |
| 148 | 00:07:42,366 | 00:07:44,268 | that doesn't need 'em, and you know it. | that doesn't need 'em, and you know it. |
| 149 | 00:07:44,301 | 00:07:47,237 | And all they need to do is produce the acceptable I.D., | And all they need to do is produce the acceptable I.D., |
| 150 | 00:07:47,271 | 00:07:48,572 | and the benefits will be... | and the benefits will be... |
| 151 | 00:07:48,605 | 00:07:50,340 | And you know they can't do that. | And you know they can't do that. |
| 152 | 00:07:50,374 | 00:07:53,210 | Well... I don't make the rules, Jack. | Well... I don't make the rules, Jack. |
| 153 | 00:07:55,011 | 00:07:57,113 | I mean, I do, I guess. | I mean, I do, I guess. |
| 154 | 00:07:57,146 | 00:08:00,217 | Not by myself, but... this is over. | Not by myself, but... this is over. |
| 155 | 00:08:03,052 | 00:08:05,222 | Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded. | Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded. |
| 156 | 00:08:05,255 | 00:08:07,291 | It is time to bring it to a vote. | It is time to bring it to a vote. |
| 157 | 00:08:07,324 | 00:08:09,125 | Uh, you know, uh, just curious... | Uh, you know, uh, just curious... |
| 158 | 00:08:09,158 | 00:08:11,328 | you know, when the river backed up | you know, when the river backed up |
| 159 | 00:08:11,361 | 00:08:13,297 | and the folks you think might be cheating | and the folks you think might be cheating |
| 160 | 00:08:13,330 | 00:08:15,831 | stood shoulder to shoulder with us | stood shoulder to shoulder with us |
| 161 | 00:08:15,865 | 00:08:19,303 | stuffing sandbags for three days straight, | stuffing sandbags for three days straight, |
| 162 | 00:08:19,336 | 00:08:22,306 | ended up saving your store, you check their I.D.'s then? | ended up saving your store, you check their I.D.'s then? |
| 163 | 00:08:22,339 | 00:08:24,040 | Discussion's closed, Jack. | Discussion's closed, Jack. |
| 164 | 00:08:24,073 | 00:08:25,941 | You checking I.D.'s when they're bringing food | You checking I.D.'s when they're bringing food |
| 165 | 00:08:25,975 | 00:08:28,077 | to the church potlucks, Walt? | to the church potlucks, Walt? |
| 166 | 00:08:29,145 | 00:08:30,414 | Enough, Jack. | Enough, Jack. |
| 167 | 00:08:30,447 | 00:08:32,215 | You had your say. | You had your say. |
| 168 | 00:08:36,018 | 00:08:37,987 | Look, we got rules here, | Look, we got rules here, |
| 169 | 00:08:38,020 | 00:08:39,623 | but that don't make us bad people. | but that don't make us bad people. |
| 170 | 00:08:39,656 | 00:08:42,058 | I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy. | I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy. |
| 171 | 00:08:42,091 | 00:08:44,294 | I'm saying you're scared. | I'm saying you're scared. |
| 172 | 00:08:44,328 | 00:08:46,396 | Hell, we all are. | Hell, we all are. |
| 173 | 00:08:46,430 | 00:08:51,000 | Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight, | Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight, |
| 174 | 00:08:51,033 | 00:08:53,135 | and business went with it. | and business went with it. |
| 175 | 00:08:53,169 | 00:08:56,972 | We're not bringing it back by... by turning on each other. | We're not bringing it back by... by turning on each other. |
| 176 | 00:08:57,973 | 00:08:59,343 | Corps taught me the chain's | Corps taught me the chain's |
| 177 | 00:08:59,376 | 00:09:01,944 | only as strong as its weakest link. | only as strong as its weakest link. |
| 178 | 00:09:01,977 | 00:09:04,914 | And Father Heuvel here | And Father Heuvel here |
| 179 | 00:09:04,947 | 00:09:07,083 | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. |
| 180 | 00:09:07,116 | 00:09:08,951 | Wait. Go back to that "weak link" part. | Wait. Go back to that "weak link" part. |
| 181 | 00:09:08,984 | 00:09:11,120 | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. |
| 182 | 00:09:11,153 | 00:09:12,289 | Yeah, okay. Yeah. | Yeah, okay. Yeah. |
| 183 | 00:09:12,322 | 00:09:14,123 | I mean, could this guy work? | I mean, could this guy work? |
| 184 | 00:09:14,156 | 00:09:15,425 | Corps taught me the chain's | Corps taught me the chain's |
| 185 | 00:09:15,459 | 00:09:17,893 | only as strong as its weakest link. | only as strong as its weakest link. |
| 186 | 00:09:17,927 | 00:09:19,329 | Hmm. Pretty good. | Hmm. Pretty good. |
| 187 | 00:09:19,363 | 00:09:21,931 | - Mm-hmm. - And Father Heuvel here | - Mm-hmm. - And Father Heuvel here |
| 188 | 00:09:21,964 | 00:09:24,166 | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. | taught me that I am my brother's keeper. |
| 189 | 00:09:24,201 | 00:09:27,002 | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. | Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. |
| 190 | 00:09:27,036 | 00:09:29,306 | Looks conservative, sounds progressive. | Looks conservative, sounds progressive. |
| 191 | 00:09:29,339 | 00:09:32,041 | - Mm-hmm. - The point is, | - Mm-hmm. - The point is, |
| 192 | 00:09:32,074 | 00:09:36,112 | it's easy to be strong of character in the good times. | it's easy to be strong of character in the good times. |
| 193 | 00:09:36,145 | 00:09:38,448 | The test is the bad times. | The test is the bad times. |
| 194 | 00:09:38,482 | 00:09:41,685 | If you can't live your principles then, well... | If you can't live your principles then, well... |
| 195 | 00:09:41,718 | 00:09:45,020 | I guess they aren't principles; they're just hobbies. | I guess they aren't principles; they're just hobbies. |
| 196 | 00:09:46,323 | 00:09:47,457 | Where is this again? | Where is this again? |
| 197 | 00:09:47,491 | 00:09:48,924 | Wisconsin. | Wisconsin. |
| 198 | 00:09:48,958 | 00:09:51,093 | Deerlaken. | Deerlaken. |
| 199 | 00:09:51,127 | 00:09:53,530 | - Deerlaken. - Mm-hmm. | - Deerlaken. - Mm-hmm. |
| 200 | 00:09:53,563 | 00:09:55,131 | Gentlemen... | Gentlemen... |
| 201 | 00:09:55,164 | 00:09:57,933 | this square-jawed paragon of Americana | this square-jawed paragon of Americana |
| 202 | 00:09:57,967 | 00:10:02,037 | is our goddamn key back into the forbidden city. | is our goddamn key back into the forbidden city. |
| 203 | 00:10:02,071 | 00:10:03,939 | - Well, that's my stop. - Sit. Kurt, sit. | - Well, that's my stop. - Sit. Kurt, sit. |
| 204 | 00:10:03,973 | 00:10:05,308 | - Call me when he gets to the point. - Nope. | - Call me when he gets to the point. - Nope. |
| 205 | 00:10:05,342 | 00:10:06,443 | You're not going anywhere. No, sit. | You're not going anywhere. No, sit. |
| 206 | 00:10:06,476 | 00:10:07,943 | And we have Alan to thank | And we have Alan to thank |
| 207 | 00:10:07,977 | 00:10:09,713 | for bringing this man to our attention. | for bringing this man to our attention. |
| 208 | 00:10:09,746 | 00:10:12,215 | - It's Evan. - Did I happen to mention that | - It's Evan. - Did I happen to mention that |
| 209 | 00:10:12,249 | 00:10:14,217 | he is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps? | he is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps? |
| 210 | 00:10:14,251 | 00:10:16,253 | - Yes. - And a farmer. | - Yes. - And a farmer. |
| 211 | 00:10:16,286 | 00:10:17,320 | - Um... you did. - I believe so. | - Um... you did. - I believe so. |
| 212 | 00:10:17,354 | 00:10:19,088 | And did I happen to mention that he's a widower? | And did I happen to mention that he's a widower? |
| 213 | 00:10:19,121 | 00:10:19,989 | - Impressive. - All right. Well done. | - Impressive. - All right. Well done. |
| 214 | 00:10:20,022 | 00:10:21,324 | A man who makes Joe the Plumber | A man who makes Joe the Plumber |
| 215 | 00:10:21,358 | 00:10:23,025 | look like Dukakis in mom jeans | look like Dukakis in mom jeans |
| 216 | 00:10:23,058 | 00:10:24,994 | and a fucking Easter bonnet... | and a fucking Easter bonnet... |
| 217 | 00:10:25,027 | 00:10:26,430 | in the reddest of counties | in the reddest of counties |
| 218 | 00:10:26,463 | 00:10:29,566 | - in the great now swing state of Wisconsin... - Mm-hmm. | - in the great now swing state of Wisconsin... - Mm-hmm. |
| 219 | 00:10:29,599 | 00:10:31,033 | ...is... | ...is... |
| 220 | 00:10:32,335 | 00:10:34,337 | ...a Democrat. | ...a Democrat. |
| 221 | 00:10:34,371 | 00:10:36,172 | Uh, he's a Democrat? | Uh, he's a Democrat? |
| 222 | 00:10:36,206 | 00:10:37,441 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 223 | 00:10:37,474 | 00:10:39,409 | He just doesn't know it yet. | He just doesn't know it yet. |
| 224 | 00:10:39,443 | 00:10:41,511 | Well, here's the idea: I get on a plane, | Well, here's the idea: I get on a plane, |
| 225 | 00:10:41,545 | 00:10:44,414 | and I go to Wisconsin, and I use this guy | and I go to Wisconsin, and I use this guy |
| 226 | 00:10:44,448 | 00:10:47,317 | to road-test a more rural-friendly message. | to road-test a more rural-friendly message. |
| 227 | 00:10:47,350 | 00:10:50,554 | It's a mayoral race... in the middle of nowhere. | It's a mayoral race... in the middle of nowhere. |
| 228 | 00:10:50,587 | 00:10:52,456 | Uh, I don't get how this helps us. | Uh, I don't get how this helps us. |
| 229 | 00:10:52,489 | 00:10:55,124 | There are two million rural votes in these states alone. | There are two million rural votes in these states alone. |
| 230 | 00:10:55,157 | 00:10:57,227 | If we lost them 2.7 to one instead of three to one, | If we lost them 2.7 to one instead of three to one, |
| 231 | 00:10:57,260 | 00:10:59,396 | we'd win, but we didn't even try. | we'd win, but we didn't even try. |
| 232 | 00:10:59,429 | 00:11:01,096 | Their base turned out. Ours didn't. | Their base turned out. Ours didn't. |
| 233 | 00:11:01,130 | 00:11:04,133 | If we find a candidate to activate our base... | If we find a candidate to activate our base... |
| 234 | 00:11:04,166 | 00:11:07,169 | if our African Americans | if our African Americans |
| 235 | 00:11:07,204 | 00:11:08,338 | and Latino communities... | and Latino communities... |
| 236 | 00:11:08,371 | 00:11:09,339 | It's just "Latino." | It's just "Latino." |
| 237 | 00:11:09,372 | 00:11:11,541 | ...show up, we win. | ...show up, we win. |
| 238 | 00:11:11,575 | 00:11:14,076 | We have to get the rural voters back into the tent, | We have to get the rural voters back into the tent, |
| 239 | 00:11:14,109 | 00:11:15,212 | even just a little bit. | even just a little bit. |
| 240 | 00:11:15,245 | 00:11:16,780 | Well, if it's all the same to you, | Well, if it's all the same to you, |
| 241 | 00:11:16,813 | 00:11:17,914 | I'll stick with pandering | I'll stick with pandering |
| 242 | 00:11:17,948 | 00:11:22,285 | to our special-interest groups, thank you very much. | to our special-interest groups, thank you very much. |
| 243 | 00:11:22,319 | 00:11:26,490 | Sí, se puede. Sí, se puede. | Sí, se puede. Sí, se puede. |
| 244 | 00:11:26,523 | 00:11:29,493 | - Sí, se... - I like the idea of expanding our base. | - Sí, se... - I like the idea of expanding our base. |
| 245 | 00:11:29,526 | 00:11:32,496 | Not taking any voter for granted. | Not taking any voter for granted. |
| 246 | 00:11:33,530 | 00:11:34,798 | It does have some merit. | It does have some merit. |
| 247 | 00:11:38,335 | 00:11:39,101 | Good morning. Gary Zimmer's office. | Good morning. Gary Zimmer's office. |
| 248 | 00:11:39,134 | 00:11:40,370 | Okay, so we'll make sure | Okay, so we'll make sure |
| 249 | 00:11:40,403 | 00:11:42,037 | a car comes here and picks you up, | a car comes here and picks you up, |
| 250 | 00:11:42,071 | 00:11:43,507 | - and we'll make sure the driver is Frank. - Okay. | - and we'll make sure the driver is Frank. - Okay. |
| 251 | 00:11:43,540 | 00:11:45,107 | Um, it's a two-hour flight, | Um, it's a two-hour flight, |
| 252 | 00:11:45,140 | 00:11:46,543 | but you'll gain an hour when you get there. | but you'll gain an hour when you get there. |
| 253 | 00:11:46,576 | 00:11:49,279 | - What is that? - The 7 Series. | - What is that? - The 7 Series. |
| 254 | 00:11:49,312 | 00:11:52,047 | It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla, but... | It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla, but... |
| 255 | 00:11:52,081 | 00:11:54,083 | Just take a Sharpie, and write "liberal city douchebag" | Just take a Sharpie, and write "liberal city douchebag" |
| 256 | 00:11:54,116 | 00:11:55,252 | on my forehead, okay? | on my forehead, okay? |
| 257 | 00:11:55,285 | 00:11:56,586 | - Come on, guys. - Yeah. | - Come on, guys. - Yeah. |
| 258 | 00:11:56,620 | 00:11:58,255 | Um, Accord? | Um, Accord? |
| 259 | 00:11:58,288 | 00:11:59,556 | I'm traveling to America. | I'm traveling to America. |
| 260 | 00:11:59,589 | 00:12:01,525 | Explorer, neutral color. | Explorer, neutral color. |
| 261 | 00:12:01,558 | 00:12:03,192 | And pack me like a conference. | And pack me like a conference. |
| 262 | 00:12:03,226 | 00:12:04,294 | Davos? TED? | Davos? TED? |
| 263 | 00:12:04,327 | 00:12:05,829 | Aspen, weekend package. | Aspen, weekend package. |
| 264 | 00:12:05,862 | 00:12:07,330 | - Thank you. - Great. | - Thank you. - Great. |
| 265 | 00:12:07,364 | 00:12:08,532 | Oh, and, guys, you know what? | Oh, and, guys, you know what? |
| 266 | 00:12:08,565 | 00:12:10,267 | Keep it simple. | Keep it simple. |
| 267 | 00:12:10,300 | 00:12:11,401 | Simple. No frills. | Simple. No frills. |
| 268 | 00:12:11,434 | 00:12:12,602 | - Thank you. - Got it. - Sure. | - Thank you. - Got it. - Sure. |
| 269 | 00:12:12,636 | 00:12:14,136 | Great. | Great. |
| 270 | 00:12:14,169 | 00:12:16,606 | Although, if the Explorer has a-a Bose | Although, if the Explorer has a-a Bose |
| 271 | 00:12:16,640 | 00:12:18,408 | or a Bang & Olufsen sound package, | or a Bang & Olufsen sound package, |
| 272 | 00:12:18,441 | 00:12:20,343 | - if they have it... - it'd be good. | - if they have it... - it'd be good. |
| 273 | 00:12:20,377 | 00:12:22,546 | - Great. - Gotcha. | - Great. - Gotcha. |
| 274 | 00:12:22,579 | 00:12:25,114 | Did they say anything about catering? | Did they say anything about catering? |
| 275 | 00:12:25,147 | 00:12:26,416 | Not yet. | Not yet. |
| 276 | 00:12:26,449 | 00:12:28,117 | Those little mozzarella balls would be great. | Those little mozzarella balls would be great. |
| 277 | 00:12:28,150 | 00:12:29,386 | - Yeah? - Caprese salad. | - Yeah? - Caprese salad. |
| 278 | 00:12:29,419 | 00:12:30,687 | - Something light. Balsamic. - Yeah, just... | - Something light. Balsamic. - Yeah, just... |
| 279 | 00:12:30,720 | 00:12:32,255 | Balsamic, all that jazz? | Balsamic, all that jazz? |
| 280 | 00:12:32,289 | 00:12:33,623 | Cool. | Cool. |
| 281 | 00:12:37,527 | 00:12:38,595 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
| 282 | 00:12:38,628 | 00:12:40,129 | Cool. | Cool. |
| 283 | 00:12:40,162 | 00:12:42,399 | That's fun. | That's fun. |
| 284 | 00:12:44,534 | 00:12:45,869 | He'll flip the short pass. | He'll flip the short pass. |
| 285 | 00:12:45,902 | 00:12:47,604 | Complete to Anderson. He's at the 35. | Complete to Anderson. He's at the 35. |
| 286 | 00:12:47,637 | 00:12:49,239 | He moves to the 30-yard line... | He moves to the 30-yard line... |
| 287 | 00:12:49,272 | 00:12:51,106 | - Here you go, Mr. Zimmer. - Oh, thank you. | - Here you go, Mr. Zimmer. - Oh, thank you. |
| 288 | 00:12:51,140 | 00:12:52,409 | Trailing by three points... | Trailing by three points... |
| 289 | 00:12:52,442 | 00:12:53,710 | - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. | - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. |
| 290 | 00:12:53,743 | 00:12:57,681 | ...with time running out, the Packers roll 68 yards | ...with time running out, the Packers roll 68 yards |
| 291 | 00:12:57,714 | 00:13:01,284 | across the frozen field and into legend. | across the frozen field and into legend. |
| 292 | 00:13:02,719 | 00:13:04,354 | He flips the pass. It's complete. | He flips the pass. It's complete. |
| 293 | 00:13:04,387 | 00:13:06,323 | To Chuck Mercein. He's at the 25, the 20... | To Chuck Mercein. He's at the 25, the 20... |
| 294 | 00:13:06,356 | 00:13:08,525 | With only three minutes to play, | With only three minutes to play, |
| 295 | 00:13:08,558 | 00:13:11,528 | all the hopes and dreams of an entire season | all the hopes and dreams of an entire season |
| 296 | 00:13:11,561 | 00:13:14,196 | rested on the shoulders of one man. | rested on the shoulders of one man. |
| 297 | 00:13:14,230 | 00:13:17,601 | ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ | ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ |
| 298 | 00:13:19,736 | 00:13:22,305 | ♪ Riding out on a horse ♪ | ♪ Riding out on a horse ♪ |
| 299 | 00:13:22,339 | 00:13:26,209 | ♪ In a star-spangled rodeo ♪ | ♪ In a star-spangled rodeo ♪ |
| 300 | 00:13:26,242 | 00:13:27,611 | ♪ Like a rhine... ♪ | ♪ Like a rhine... ♪ |
| 301 | 00:13:27,644 | 00:13:29,245 | This is "Fresh Air." | This is "Fresh Air." |
| 302 | 00:13:29,279 | 00:13:30,480 | I'm Terry Gross. | I'm Terry Gross. |
| 303 | 00:13:30,513 | 00:13:31,615 | Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein | Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein |
| 304 | 00:13:31,648 | 00:13:33,717 | had one of the most successful | had one of the most successful |
| 305 | 00:13:33,750 | 00:13:36,386 | musical partnerships of the 20th century. | musical partnerships of the 20th century. |
| 306 | 00:13:36,419 | 00:13:39,356 | But I also think it's-it's a canard | But I also think it's-it's a canard |
| 307 | 00:13:39,389 | 00:13:41,224 | that Hammerstein can't write funny songs. | that Hammerstein can't write funny songs. |
| 308 | 00:13:41,257 | 00:13:42,659 | She's got a beautiful voice, | She's got a beautiful voice, |
| 309 | 00:13:42,692 | 00:13:44,327 | so let's hear her singing | so let's hear her singing |
| 310 | 00:13:44,361 | 00:13:45,629 | "Everybody's Got a Home but Me." | "Everybody's Got a Home but Me." |
| 311 | 00:13:45,662 | 00:13:47,464 | Will you set the scene for us | Will you set the scene for us |
| 312 | 00:13:47,497 | 00:13:49,666 | about where this song fits into the show? | about where this song fits into the show? |
| 313 | 00:13:49,699 | 00:13:51,368 | Well, this young prostitute | Well, this young prostitute |
| 314 | 00:13:51,401 | 00:13:53,236 | has just arrived in Monterey... | has just arrived in Monterey... |
| 315 | 00:14:00,210 | 00:14:02,612 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 316 | 00:14:02,646 | 00:14:04,314 | - Evening. - Hey. | - Evening. - Hey. |
| 317 | 00:14:04,347 | 00:14:05,515 | Hi. What can I get you? | Hi. What can I get you? |
| 318 | 00:14:05,548 | 00:14:08,518 | Uh, how about a Bud and a burger? | Uh, how about a Bud and a burger? |
| 319 | 00:14:08,551 | 00:14:11,454 | That sounds good. | That sounds good. |
| 320 | 00:14:11,488 | 00:14:13,623 | - Thank you so much. - Sure thing. | - Thank you so much. - Sure thing. |
| 321 | 00:14:13,657 | 00:14:15,291 | Coming up. | Coming up. |
| 322 | 00:14:16,393 | 00:14:17,427 | Hey, Charlie. | Hey, Charlie. |
| 323 | 00:14:21,231 | 00:14:22,766 | Tough day? | Tough day? |
| 324 | 00:14:22,799 | 00:14:25,268 | - A long day, traveling. - Oh, yeah? | - A long day, traveling. - Oh, yeah? |
| 325 | 00:14:25,301 | 00:14:27,303 | - Where from? - Washington, D.C. | - Where from? - Washington, D.C. |
| 326 | 00:14:27,337 | 00:14:29,539 | Man, I ain't been there since, like, a school trip. | Man, I ain't been there since, like, a school trip. |
| 327 | 00:14:29,572 | 00:14:31,508 | Can't even remember how many years ago that was. | Can't even remember how many years ago that was. |
| 328 | 00:14:31,541 | 00:14:32,575 | - It was 29. 29 years. - Yeah? | - It was 29. 29 years. - Yeah? |
| 329 | 00:14:32,609 | 00:14:35,311 | - Was it? - 29 years. Ms. Heuvel's history class. | - Was it? - 29 years. Ms. Heuvel's history class. |
| 330 | 00:14:35,345 | 00:14:36,680 | - That's what it was. Ms. Heuvel's history class. - Yeah. | - That's what it was. Ms. Heuvel's history class. - Yeah. |
| 331 | 00:14:36,713 | 00:14:38,481 | Security guards chased us out of the Space Museum. | Security guards chased us out of the Space Museum. |
| 332 | 00:14:38,515 | 00:14:40,684 | Yeah, well, we beat the dog shit out of those other kids. | Yeah, well, we beat the dog shit out of those other kids. |
| 333 | 00:14:42,252 | 00:14:43,486 | Well, you guys aren't missing anything. | Well, you guys aren't missing anything. |
| 334 | 00:14:43,520 | 00:14:45,422 | It is a nightmare down there. | It is a nightmare down there. |
| 335 | 00:14:45,455 | 00:14:47,290 | - Huh. Yeah. - Well, no argument there. | - Huh. Yeah. - Well, no argument there. |
| 336 | 00:14:47,323 | 00:14:49,359 | - Yeah. You can say that again. - Mm-hmm. | - Yeah. You can say that again. - Mm-hmm. |
| 337 | 00:14:49,392 | 00:14:51,594 | - Mike Staadt. - Hey. | - Mike Staadt. - Hey. |
| 338 | 00:14:51,628 | 00:14:53,630 | - We call him Big Mike. - Yeah. | - We call him Big Mike. - Yeah. |
| 339 | 00:14:53,663 | 00:14:55,432 | People call me Big Mike for some reason. | People call me Big Mike for some reason. |
| 340 | 00:14:55,465 | 00:14:57,267 | Well, it's, uh, because... to tell us apart. | Well, it's, uh, because... to tell us apart. |
| 341 | 00:14:57,300 | 00:14:59,402 | Because I'm... my name's Mike, too, but I'm Little Mike. | Because I'm... my name's Mike, too, but I'm Little Mike. |
| 342 | 00:14:59,436 | 00:15:00,704 | Hey. How are you? Gary. | Hey. How are you? Gary. |
| 343 | 00:15:00,737 | 00:15:02,772 | - Nice to meet you. - Gary, Gary. | - Nice to meet you. - Gary, Gary. |
| 344 | 00:15:02,806 | 00:15:05,375 | Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary. | Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary. |
| 345 | 00:15:05,408 | 00:15:07,343 | He likes to give everybody nicknames, so that's | He likes to give everybody nicknames, so that's |
| 346 | 00:15:07,377 | 00:15:09,245 | why he's-he's giving you a nickname right now, which... | why he's-he's giving you a nickname right now, which... |
| 347 | 00:15:09,279 | 00:15:10,847 | It shows friendship and affection. | It shows friendship and affection. |
| 348 | 00:15:10,880 | 00:15:13,316 | - Okay, yeah, but he doesn't... - If you don't like yours, | - Okay, yeah, but he doesn't... - If you don't like yours, |
| 349 | 00:15:13,349 | 00:15:14,651 | - I'll take it away. - No, I'm fine with my nickname. | - I'll take it away. - No, I'm fine with my nickname. |
| 350 | 00:15:14,684 | 00:15:15,585 | Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike. | Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike. |
| 351 | 00:15:15,618 | 00:15:17,454 | Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary. | Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary. |
| 352 | 00:15:17,487 | 00:15:18,855 | Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary. | Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary. |
| 353 | 00:15:18,888 | 00:15:20,657 | - Hey. How are you? - Hey. | - Hey. How are you? - Hey. |
| 354 | 00:15:20,690 | 00:15:23,026 | - Dave. - My name is Gary, and I'm from D.C., so... | - Dave. - My name is Gary, and I'm from D.C., so... |
| 355 | 00:15:23,059 | 00:15:24,027 | - that works. - Well, welcome to Deerlaken. | - that works. - Well, welcome to Deerlaken. |
| 356 | 00:15:24,060 | 00:15:27,030 | - Thank you. - Ever been to Wisconsin before? | - Thank you. - Ever been to Wisconsin before? |
| 357 | 00:15:27,063 | 00:15:28,765 | Uh, spent a fair amount of time in Madison. | Uh, spent a fair amount of time in Madison. |
| 358 | 00:15:28,798 | 00:15:30,467 | So that's a no. | So that's a no. |
| 359 | 00:15:30,500 | 00:15:31,835 | That's not Wisconsin. | That's not Wisconsin. |
| 360 | 00:15:31,868 | 00:15:34,504 | Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. You know him? | Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. You know him? |
| 361 | 00:15:34,537 | 00:15:36,606 | - Oh, yeah. He's a great guy. - Yeah, everybody knows Jack. | - Oh, yeah. He's a great guy. - Yeah, everybody knows Jack. |
| 362 | 00:15:36,639 | 00:15:37,807 | - The Colonel. Great guy. - Semper fi. | - The Colonel. Great guy. - Semper fi. |
| 363 | 00:15:37,841 | 00:15:39,476 | - Yeah. - YouTube star. | - Yeah. - YouTube star. |
| 364 | 00:15:39,509 | 00:15:42,278 | We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need. | We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need. |
| 365 | 00:15:42,312 | 00:15:44,447 | - Sure. That sounds good. - Tonya? | - Sure. That sounds good. - Tonya? |
| 366 | 00:15:44,481 | 00:15:45,615 | Yeah, baby. | Yeah, baby. |
| 367 | 00:15:45,648 | 00:15:47,350 | This gentleman here would like a room. | This gentleman here would like a room. |
| 368 | 00:15:47,383 | 00:15:49,552 | Oh, sure. What do you need, hon? | Oh, sure. What do you need, hon? |
| 369 | 00:15:49,586 | 00:15:52,322 | Uh, anything. Any room is fine. | Uh, anything. Any room is fine. |
| 370 | 00:15:52,355 | 00:15:53,590 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 371 | 00:15:53,623 | 00:15:56,059 | If you have something on a high floor | If you have something on a high floor |
| 372 | 00:15:56,092 | 00:15:57,761 | with a king bed and a coffee maker... | with a king bed and a coffee maker... |
| 373 | 00:15:57,794 | 00:15:59,696 | Okay. Yeah, we... everything's on the second floor. | Okay. Yeah, we... everything's on the second floor. |
| 374 | 00:15:59,729 | 00:16:01,431 | - Perfect. - They're all pretty much the same. | - Perfect. - They're all pretty much the same. |
| 375 | 00:16:01,464 | 00:16:03,500 | That's perfect. I'm easy. | That's perfect. I'm easy. |
| 376 | 00:16:03,533 | 00:16:05,668 | - Anything's good. - Take 206. It's the biggest. | - Anything's good. - Take 206. It's the biggest. |
| 377 | 00:16:05,702 | 00:16:06,870 | - They're all unlocked. - Okay. | - They're all unlocked. - Okay. |
| 378 | 00:16:06,903 | 00:16:08,872 | Thank you so much, Tonya. | Thank you so much, Tonya. |
| 379 | 00:16:10,673 | 00:16:12,542 | - Hey, so, D.C. Gary. - Yeah. | - Hey, so, D.C. Gary. - Yeah. |
| 380 | 00:16:12,575 | 00:16:14,077 | You ever been to the White House? | You ever been to the White House? |
| 381 | 00:16:14,110 | 00:16:15,745 | - I have. - What's that like? | - I have. - What's that like? |
| 382 | 00:16:15,779 | 00:16:17,814 | What's that like? It's a lot smaller than you think. | What's that like? It's a lot smaller than you think. |
| 383 | 00:16:17,847 | 00:16:19,516 | - Thanks. - What? - Really? -Yeah. | - Thanks. - What? - Really? -Yeah. |
| 384 | 00:16:19,549 | 00:16:21,384 | Yeah, 'cause we didn't... I don't think we got | Yeah, 'cause we didn't... I don't think we got |
| 385 | 00:16:21,417 | 00:16:22,519 | by there on that student trip. | by there on that student trip. |
| 386 | 00:16:22,552 | 00:16:24,320 | Must not have been built at that point. | Must not have been built at that point. |
| 387 | 00:16:24,354 | 00:16:25,789 | Oh, that looks delicious. Thank you so much. | Oh, that looks delicious. Thank you so much. |
| 388 | 00:16:25,822 | 00:16:27,023 | Do you have a bottle opener? | Do you have a bottle opener? |
| 389 | 00:16:27,056 | 00:16:29,492 | - That's a... no, that's just a twist. - Bud, you just twist. | - That's a... no, that's just a twist. - Bud, you just twist. |
| 390 | 00:16:29,526 | 00:16:30,860 | - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a twist-off. | - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a twist-off. |
| 391 | 00:16:30,894 | 00:16:32,362 | I know. I know. | I know. I know. |
| 392 | 00:16:32,395 | 00:16:33,663 | Maybe he does need a bottle opener. | Maybe he does need a bottle opener. |
| 393 | 00:16:33,696 | 00:16:35,398 | - Maybe use your-your vest. - He's probably... | - Maybe use your-your vest. - He's probably... |
| 394 | 00:16:35,431 | 00:16:36,933 | - Maybe a European grip. - Ah, I got it. | - Maybe a European grip. - Ah, I got it. |
| 395 | 00:16:36,966 | 00:16:38,535 | - There we go. - There we go. | - There we go. - There we go. |
| 396 | 00:16:38,568 | 00:16:39,636 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
| 397 | 00:16:39,669 | 00:16:41,104 | - Hey. - Cheers. - Cheers. | - Hey. - Cheers. - Cheers. |
| 398 | 00:16:41,137 | 00:16:42,772 | - Cheers. - Here's to you. - Cheers. | - Cheers. - Here's to you. - Cheers. |
| 399 | 00:16:42,806 | 00:16:44,674 | Budweiser. | Budweiser. |
| 400 | 00:16:44,707 | 00:16:47,710 | Mmm. Mmm. | Mmm. Mmm. |
| 401 | 00:16:47,744 | 00:16:49,813 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 402 | 00:16:52,782 | 00:16:55,385 | You got to be kidding me. | You got to be kidding me. |
| 403 | 00:17:01,424 | 00:17:03,426 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 404 | 00:17:05,495 | 00:17:06,930 | All right. | All right. |
| 405 | 00:17:06,963 | 00:17:08,631 | All right. | All right. |
| 406 | 00:17:08,665 | 00:17:10,466 | It's fine, it's fine. | It's fine, it's fine. |
| 407 | 00:17:10,500 | 00:17:12,435 | It's fine! | It's fine! |
| 408 | 00:17:12,468 | 00:17:13,937 | All right. | All right. |
| 409 | 00:17:13,970 | 00:17:16,840 | And it's fucking locked. | And it's fucking locked. |
| 410 | 00:17:16,873 | 00:17:18,474 | Goddamn it. | Goddamn it. |
| 411 | 00:17:18,508 | 00:17:20,610 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
| 412 | 00:17:20,643 | 00:17:23,680 | Ah, fuck this. | Ah, fuck this. |
| 413 | 00:17:23,713 | 00:17:26,583 | Oh, Deerlaken. | Oh, Deerlaken. |
| 414 | 00:17:26,616 | 00:17:28,484 | Love it. | Love it. |
| 415 | 00:17:36,793 | 00:17:39,429 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 416 | 00:17:39,462 | 00:17:41,564 | Everything all right? | Everything all right? |
| 417 | 00:17:41,598 | 00:17:43,867 | Uh, hel... Yes? Hello? | Uh, hel... Yes? Hello? |
| 418 | 00:17:43,900 | 00:17:45,635 | - It's Dave. - Yes? | - It's Dave. - Yes? |
| 419 | 00:17:45,668 | 00:17:46,903 | From the Hofbrau House. | From the Hofbrau House. |
| 420 | 00:17:46,936 | 00:17:49,472 | - From downstairs? - Yes. | - From downstairs? - Yes. |
| 421 | 00:17:49,505 | 00:17:51,407 | - O-Okay. - Everything all right? | - O-Okay. - Everything all right? |
| 422 | 00:17:51,441 | 00:17:54,844 | Mm... yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password. | Mm... yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password. |
| 423 | 00:17:54,878 | 00:17:56,613 | Good luck. | Good luck. |
| 424 | 00:17:56,646 | 00:17:58,414 | Case-sensitive? | Case-sensitive? |
| 425 | 00:17:58,448 | 00:18:00,583 | No, good luck getting Wi-Fi. | No, good luck getting Wi-Fi. |
| 426 | 00:18:00,617 | 00:18:02,518 | You're better off using your phone. | You're better off using your phone. |
| 427 | 00:18:02,552 | 00:18:04,554 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
| 428 | 00:18:04,587 | 00:18:05,822 | All right, very good. | All right, very good. |
| 429 | 00:18:05,855 | 00:18:07,991 | - Thank you. - Sure. | - Thank you. - Sure. |
| 430 | 00:18:08,024 | 00:18:10,793 | - Goodbye. - Night, Gar. | - Goodbye. - Night, Gar. |
| 431 | 00:18:30,247 | 00:18:31,714 | Everything all right? | Everything all right? |
| 432 | 00:18:47,530 | 00:18:49,032 | Hey, D.C. Gary! | Hey, D.C. Gary! |
| 433 | 00:18:50,700 | 00:18:52,936 | Hey, Gary. | Hey, Gary. |
| 434 | 00:18:52,969 | 00:18:54,504 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 435 | 00:18:55,538 | 00:18:56,773 | Good morning, Gary. | Good morning, Gary. |
| 436 | 00:18:56,806 | 00:18:58,708 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 437 | 00:18:58,741 | 00:19:00,710 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 438 | 00:19:03,780 | 00:19:05,848 | - Excuse me, Gary. - Hi, Gary. | - Excuse me, Gary. - Hi, Gary. |
| 439 | 00:19:05,882 | 00:19:08,518 | All right. | All right. |
| 440 | 00:19:11,020 | 00:19:12,822 | Well, hello, Gary. | Well, hello, Gary. |
| 441 | 00:19:14,291 | 00:19:15,992 | The Mikes told me that you're up from D.C., | The Mikes told me that you're up from D.C., |
| 442 | 00:19:16,025 | 00:19:17,860 | and I figured that you might be on the hunt | and I figured that you might be on the hunt |
| 443 | 00:19:17,894 | 00:19:19,629 | for some good caffeine. | for some good caffeine. |
| 444 | 00:19:19,662 | 00:19:21,965 | Yes. Um... sure. | Yes. Um... sure. |
| 445 | 00:19:21,998 | 00:19:23,566 | May I have a... | May I have a... |
| 446 | 00:19:23,599 | 00:19:25,702 | - Coffee? - A coffee. | - Coffee? - A coffee. |
| 447 | 00:19:25,735 | 00:19:26,836 | Cream, two sugars. | Cream, two sugars. |
| 448 | 00:19:26,869 | 00:19:29,072 | Not how I like it, but good. | Not how I like it, but good. |
| 449 | 00:19:29,105 | 00:19:30,173 | And i-if you don't mind, um, | And i-if you don't mind, um, |
| 450 | 00:19:30,207 | 00:19:32,575 | when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this? | when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this? |
| 451 | 00:19:32,608 | 00:19:33,876 | Jack, uh, he gets a little cranky | Jack, uh, he gets a little cranky |
| 452 | 00:19:33,910 | 00:19:35,279 | if he doesn't get his linzers. | if he doesn't get his linzers. |
| 453 | 00:19:35,312 | 00:19:37,613 | Oh, and I-I, uh... | Oh, and I-I, uh... |
| 454 | 00:19:37,647 | 00:19:40,284 | I put a little streusel in there for you, too. | I put a little streusel in there for you, too. |
| 455 | 00:19:40,317 | 00:19:42,552 | Just made it. Still warm. | Just made it. Still warm. |
| 456 | 00:19:44,120 | 00:19:45,989 | Mmm. Okay. | Mmm. Okay. |
| 457 | 00:19:46,022 | 00:19:47,991 | Ah, no, no, no, no, no. | Ah, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 458 | 00:19:48,024 | 00:19:49,726 | You're saving me a trip, so... | You're saving me a trip, so... |
| 459 | 00:19:51,728 | 00:19:53,730 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 460 | 00:19:53,763 | 00:19:55,798 | Um, okay. | Um, okay. |
| 461 | 00:19:55,832 | 00:19:57,533 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 462 | 00:19:59,035 | 00:20:00,837 | Bye, Gary. | Bye, Gary. |
| 463 | 00:20:00,870 | 00:20:02,872 | Okay. Bye. | Okay. Bye. |
| 464 | 00:20:02,905 | 00:20:04,640 | Have a good one. | Have a good one. |
| 465 | 00:20:04,674 | 00:20:07,577 | Thank you. You have a good one. | Thank you. You have a good one. |
| 466 | 00:20:07,610 | 00:20:09,812 | Hey, guys. Have a good one. | Hey, guys. Have a good one. |
| 467 | 00:20:09,846 | 00:20:12,682 | Hey, lady. Have a good one. | Hey, lady. Have a good one. |
| 468 | 00:20:12,715 | 00:20:15,151 | All right. Is everybody having a good one? | All right. Is everybody having a good one? |
| 469 | 00:20:15,184 | 00:20:17,754 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
| 470 | 00:20:28,664 | 00:20:30,633 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 471 | 00:20:30,666 | 00:20:32,635 | Oh, fuck! | Oh, fuck! |
| 472 | 00:20:41,378 | 00:20:42,845 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 473 | 00:20:42,879 | 00:20:44,147 | Fuck me! | Fuck me! |
| 474 | 00:20:44,180 | 00:20:45,915 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
| 475 | 00:20:50,953 | 00:20:53,022 | Mmm, mmm. | Mmm, mmm. |
| 476 | 00:20:53,056 | 00:20:54,624 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
| 477 | 00:21:06,203 | 00:21:07,870 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
| 478 | 00:21:23,820 | 00:21:26,956 | Shit! God! God! | Shit! God! God! |
| 479 | 00:21:30,993 | 00:21:33,863 | Sunny! Muffin! Stand down! | Sunny! Muffin! Stand down! |
| 480 | 00:21:33,896 | 00:21:36,099 | Oh, hey. | Oh, hey. |
| 481 | 00:21:36,132 | 00:21:39,035 | You Ann's new delivery guy? | You Ann's new delivery guy? |
| 482 | 00:21:39,068 | 00:21:40,803 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 483 | 00:21:40,837 | 00:21:42,839 | Uh, I'll go back and get you some more of those. | Uh, I'll go back and get you some more of those. |
| 484 | 00:21:42,872 | 00:21:44,707 | Oh, it's fine. I'll probably end up | Oh, it's fine. I'll probably end up |
| 485 | 00:21:44,740 | 00:21:46,676 | giving them most of them anyway. | giving them most of them anyway. |
| 486 | 00:21:48,845 | 00:21:50,980 | Um... okay. | Um... okay. |
| 487 | 00:21:51,013 | 00:21:52,181 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 488 | 00:21:52,216 | 00:21:54,617 | That's an angry labradoodle. | That's an angry labradoodle. |
| 489 | 00:21:55,452 | 00:21:58,788 | Oh, really beautiful out here. | Oh, really beautiful out here. |
| 490 | 00:21:58,821 | 00:22:00,890 | Really takes me back. | Really takes me back. |
| 491 | 00:22:00,923 | 00:22:02,825 | Oh, you a farm boy? | Oh, you a farm boy? |
| 492 | 00:22:02,859 | 00:22:04,827 | Uh, uh, no. | Uh, uh, no. |
| 493 | 00:22:04,861 | 00:22:06,996 | Political consultant. | Political consultant. |
| 494 | 00:22:08,465 | 00:22:10,933 | Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet... | Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet... |
| 495 | 00:22:10,967 | 00:22:12,702 | the town hall you busted up. | the town hall you busted up. |
| 496 | 00:22:12,735 | 00:22:14,737 | Um... | Um... |
| 497 | 00:22:14,770 | 00:22:16,139 | your comments on the responsibility | your comments on the responsibility |
| 498 | 00:22:16,172 | 00:22:18,208 | to the least of us moved me deeply. | to the least of us moved me deeply. |
| 499 | 00:22:18,242 | 00:22:20,877 | - Grab a bucket. - And I'll grab a bucket. | - Grab a bucket. - And I'll grab a bucket. |
| 500 | 00:22:20,910 | 00:22:22,879 | And here they come. Okay. | And here they come. Okay. |
| 501 | 00:22:22,912 | 00:22:24,747 | I think, increasingly... | I think, increasingly... |
| 502 | 00:22:24,780 | 00:22:27,884 | ...we have lost the capacity to see each other. | ...we have lost the capacity to see each other. |
| 503 | 00:22:27,917 | 00:22:31,787 | Empathy for those that we don't resemble. | Empathy for those that we don't resemble. |
| 504 | 00:22:31,821 | 00:22:33,223 | Not to say partisanship has no place, | Not to say partisanship has no place, |
| 505 | 00:22:33,257 | 00:22:36,025 | but certainly not at the level of toxicity | but certainly not at the level of toxicity |
| 506 | 00:22:36,058 | 00:22:38,262 | that our current debate incorporates. | that our current debate incorporates. |
| 507 | 00:22:40,096 | 00:22:43,766 | "No man left behind" is your ethos as a Marine! | "No man left behind" is your ethos as a Marine! |
| 508 | 00:22:43,799 | 00:22:46,869 | I think it's especially poignant this day and age! | I think it's especially poignant this day and age! |
| 509 | 00:22:46,903 | 00:22:49,239 | Your words spoke to values, not identity. | Your words spoke to values, not identity. |
| 510 | 00:22:49,273 | 00:22:51,107 | So important. | So important. |
| 511 | 00:23:11,060 | 00:23:12,895 | It was Abraham Lincoln who said, | It was Abraham Lincoln who said, |
| 512 | 00:23:12,929 | 00:23:14,830 | "An appeal to our better angels." | "An appeal to our better angels." |
| 513 | 00:23:23,139 | 00:23:25,074 | You came out of there pretty fast. | You came out of there pretty fast. |
| 514 | 00:23:25,107 | 00:23:26,876 | Did you wash? | Did you wash? |
| 515 | 00:23:41,824 | 00:23:43,025 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 516 | 00:23:43,059 | 00:23:45,529 | Here it is. | Here it is. |
| 517 | 00:23:45,562 | 00:23:48,164 | I want you to be the Democratic candidate | I want you to be the Democratic candidate |
| 518 | 00:23:48,197 | 00:23:50,166 | for mayor of Deerlaken. | for mayor of Deerlaken. |
| 519 | 00:23:52,068 | 00:23:54,338 | Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a Democrat, | Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a Democrat, |
| 520 | 00:23:54,371 | 00:23:57,307 | but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are, | but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are, |
| 521 | 00:23:57,341 | 00:23:59,976 | and I would like to offer my company's services | and I would like to offer my company's services |
| 522 | 00:24:00,009 | 00:24:01,744 | to help you do so. | to help you do so. |
| 523 | 00:24:08,818 | 00:24:11,355 | Well, I thank you. | Well, I thank you. |
| 524 | 00:24:11,388 | 00:24:13,055 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
| 525 | 00:24:13,089 | 00:24:15,024 | You know, thanks for the help today. | You know, thanks for the help today. |
| 526 | 00:24:15,057 | 00:24:16,826 | My pleasure. | My pleasure. |
| 527 | 00:24:16,859 | 00:24:20,129 | But all things being equal, | But all things being equal, |
| 528 | 00:24:20,162 | 00:24:22,164 | I'd rather not. | I'd rather not. |
| 529 | 00:24:25,402 | 00:24:27,970 | All right. | All right. |
| 530 | 00:24:28,004 | 00:24:30,806 | Can I be completely honest with you? | Can I be completely honest with you? |
| 531 | 00:24:30,840 | 00:24:32,074 | No bullshit. | No bullshit. |
| 532 | 00:24:32,108 | 00:24:33,310 | Be nice. | Be nice. |
| 533 | 00:24:33,343 | 00:24:35,111 | My daughter's here. | My daughter's here. |
| 534 | 00:24:35,144 | 00:24:38,282 | That was your daughter, with her-her arm up the c-cow? | That was your daughter, with her-her arm up the c-cow? |
| 535 | 00:24:38,315 | 00:24:40,149 | Okay. Look... | Okay. Look... |
| 536 | 00:24:41,851 | 00:24:44,887 | - Democrats are getting their asses kicked. - Mm. | - Democrats are getting their asses kicked. - Mm. |
| 537 | 00:24:44,920 | 00:24:49,259 | Because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you. | Because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you. |
| 538 | 00:24:49,293 | 00:24:52,161 | I really believe that you believe what I believe... | I really believe that you believe what I believe... |
| 539 | 00:24:52,194 | 00:24:55,232 | that what is happening in this town is wrong. | that what is happening in this town is wrong. |
| 540 | 00:24:55,265 | 00:24:58,000 | What is happening in this country is wrong. | What is happening in this country is wrong. |
| 541 | 00:24:58,034 | 00:24:59,969 | People are turning their backs on each other. | People are turning their backs on each other. |
| 542 | 00:25:00,002 | 00:25:02,104 | We are forgetting that we need each other. | We are forgetting that we need each other. |
| 543 | 00:25:02,138 | 00:25:04,040 | What you said in your speech... | What you said in your speech... |
| 544 | 00:25:04,073 | 00:25:05,841 | strong as our weakest link. | strong as our weakest link. |
| 545 | 00:25:05,875 | 00:25:07,143 | Do you mean that? | Do you mean that? |
| 546 | 00:25:07,176 | 00:25:08,978 | Did you mean it when you said that? | Did you mean it when you said that? |
| 547 | 00:25:09,011 | 00:25:12,148 | Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation | Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation |
| 548 | 00:25:12,181 | 00:25:14,318 | to try to strengthen those weak links. | to try to strengthen those weak links. |
| 549 | 00:25:14,351 | 00:25:17,321 | And you can do it. You can do it. | And you can do it. You can do it. |
| 550 | 00:25:17,354 | 00:25:19,456 | You can do it in this sort of position. | You can do it in this sort of position. |
| 551 | 00:25:19,489 | 00:25:23,226 | You can help strengthen those... those weak links. | You can help strengthen those... those weak links. |
| 552 | 00:25:25,462 | 00:25:27,830 | You can achieve that. | You can achieve that. |
| 553 | 00:25:31,033 | 00:25:33,203 | Okay... | Okay... |
| 554 | 00:25:33,236 | 00:25:34,471 | All right. | All right. |
| 555 | 00:25:34,504 | 00:25:36,172 | You know what? | You know what? |
| 556 | 00:25:39,141 | 00:25:42,646 | All due respect, Colonel, anybody can make a speech. | All due respect, Colonel, anybody can make a speech. |
| 557 | 00:25:42,679 | 00:25:44,648 | The real test is backing up your words. | The real test is backing up your words. |
| 558 | 00:25:44,681 | 00:25:47,083 | The things that you said to those folks in that meeting, | The things that you said to those folks in that meeting, |
| 559 | 00:25:47,116 | 00:25:50,253 | was that principle, | was that principle, |
| 560 | 00:25:50,287 | 00:25:52,289 | or was that just a hobby? | or was that just a hobby? |
| 561 | 00:25:54,291 | 00:25:56,025 | Let me know. | Let me know. |
| 562 | 00:25:56,058 | 00:25:58,928 | Why does he need three guns? | Why does he need three guns? |
| 563 | 00:26:25,322 | 00:26:27,257 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
| 564 | 00:26:27,290 | 00:26:30,260 | - Shit. - I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine. | - Shit. - I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine. |
| 565 | 00:26:31,561 | 00:26:33,463 | Don't you people believe in locks? | Don't you people believe in locks? |
| 566 | 00:26:33,497 | 00:26:37,234 | Or privacy or basic social contracts? | Or privacy or basic social contracts? |
| 567 | 00:26:37,267 | 00:26:39,101 | Yeah, Tonya let me in. | Yeah, Tonya let me in. |
| 568 | 00:26:39,135 | 00:26:41,304 | I told her I had something important | I told her I had something important |
| 569 | 00:26:41,338 | 00:26:44,006 | I needed to talk to you about. | I needed to talk to you about. |
| 570 | 00:26:46,008 | 00:26:47,411 | You'll do it? | You'll do it? |
| 571 | 00:26:47,444 | 00:26:49,145 | Under one condition. | Under one condition. |
| 572 | 00:26:49,178 | 00:26:50,913 | Great. Name it. | Great. Name it. |
| 573 | 00:26:52,749 | 00:26:54,551 | You run the damn thing. | You run the damn thing. |
| 574 | 00:26:54,584 | 00:26:56,253 | I got the farm to worry about. | I got the farm to worry about. |
| 575 | 00:26:56,286 | 00:26:58,120 | Don't have any idea how to even start. | Don't have any idea how to even start. |
| 576 | 00:26:58,154 | 00:27:01,023 | I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you. | I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you. |
| 577 | 00:27:01,056 | 00:27:02,359 | No, no, that's not gonna do it. | No, no, that's not gonna do it. |
| 578 | 00:27:02,392 | 00:27:04,728 | You. | You. |
| 579 | 00:27:04,761 | 00:27:08,063 | The deal is you run it from here. | The deal is you run it from here. |
| 580 | 00:27:08,097 | 00:27:09,965 | I checked you out. | I checked you out. |
| 581 | 00:27:09,999 | 00:27:12,202 | You got one hell of a portfolio. | You got one hell of a portfolio. |
| 582 | 00:27:14,337 | 00:27:17,207 | So, deal? | So, deal? |
| 583 | 00:27:22,077 | 00:27:24,046 | I'd like a big clump of the cows | I'd like a big clump of the cows |
| 584 | 00:27:24,079 | 00:27:26,081 | right here in the center. | right here in the center. |
| 585 | 00:27:27,451 | 00:27:29,419 | - Do you copy me? - Yes, sir! | - Do you copy me? - Yes, sir! |
| 586 | 00:27:29,453 | 00:27:32,255 | Okay. If you can just move 'em over that way. | Okay. If you can just move 'em over that way. |
| 587 | 00:27:32,289 | 00:27:34,089 | - Yep! - Okay! | - Yep! - Okay! |
| 588 | 00:27:34,123 | 00:27:36,393 | And if you could get some of them to face front. | And if you could get some of them to face front. |
| 589 | 00:27:36,426 | 00:27:38,060 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 590 | 00:27:38,093 | 00:27:40,263 | Hey there, Colonel. | Hey there, Colonel. |
| 591 | 00:27:40,297 | 00:27:42,198 | Gary. | Gary. |
| 592 | 00:27:42,232 | 00:27:45,302 | Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here. | Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here. |
| 593 | 00:27:45,335 | 00:27:46,603 | I'll be certain to vote for you. | I'll be certain to vote for you. |
| 594 | 00:27:46,636 | 00:27:48,472 | Thank y'all, folks, for coming. | Thank y'all, folks, for coming. |
| 595 | 00:27:48,505 | 00:27:50,474 | So, this is just a quick kickoff. | So, this is just a quick kickoff. |
| 596 | 00:27:50,507 | 00:27:53,343 | Let's make you look a little more like Farmer Jack | Let's make you look a little more like Farmer Jack |
| 597 | 00:27:53,376 | 00:27:57,414 | and less like Certified Public Accountant Jack. | and less like Certified Public Accountant Jack. |
| 598 | 00:27:57,447 | 00:27:59,583 | - There you go. - Uh, okay. | - There you go. - Uh, okay. |
| 599 | 00:27:59,616 | 00:28:01,218 | Oh... | Oh... |
| 600 | 00:28:01,251 | 00:28:02,319 | - Oh, no, no. That's okay. - Quit it. | - Oh, no, no. That's okay. - Quit it. |
| 601 | 00:28:02,352 | 00:28:03,353 | - That's okay. Donny, right? - Quit it. | - That's okay. Donny, right? - Quit it. |
| 602 | 00:28:03,386 | 00:28:04,521 | Michael. | Michael. |
| 603 | 00:28:04,554 | 00:28:07,224 | Michael, we can just boom him, okay? | Michael, we can just boom him, okay? |
| 604 | 00:28:07,257 | 00:28:08,492 | The pole with the thing on the end. | The pole with the thing on the end. |
| 605 | 00:28:08,525 | 00:28:09,793 | Do you do sound, Michael? | Do you do sound, Michael? |
| 606 | 00:28:09,826 | 00:28:11,294 | - Chuck does sound. - Okay. | - Chuck does sound. - Okay. |
| 607 | 00:28:11,328 | 00:28:12,796 | But he's at the lake with his family. | But he's at the lake with his family. |
| 608 | 00:28:12,829 | 00:28:14,029 | Okay, well, that's too bad that he's not... | Okay, well, that's too bad that he's not... |
| 609 | 00:28:14,063 | 00:28:16,065 | - Eh, that's okay. That's okay. We'll just go without. - No. | - Eh, that's okay. That's okay. We'll just go without. - No. |
| 610 | 00:28:16,098 | 00:28:17,634 | - Thank you, Donny. - Thank you, son. Thank you. | - Thank you, Donny. - Thank you, son. Thank you. |
| 611 | 00:28:17,667 | 00:28:19,168 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 612 | 00:28:19,202 | 00:28:20,370 | Let's give it a try. | Let's give it a try. |
| 613 | 00:28:20,403 | 00:28:21,638 | There you are. | There you are. |
| 614 | 00:28:21,671 | 00:28:23,507 | Uh, this is... | Uh, this is... |
| 615 | 00:28:23,540 | 00:28:25,342 | Why you are running for mayor. | Why you are running for mayor. |
| 616 | 00:28:26,376 | 00:28:27,477 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 617 | 00:28:27,511 | 00:28:29,513 | I quote Patton... | I quote Patton... |
| 618 | 00:28:29,546 | 00:28:31,080 | and Jesus. | and Jesus. |
| 619 | 00:28:31,113 | 00:28:32,382 | Paraphrase. | Paraphrase. |
| 620 | 00:28:32,415 | 00:28:34,484 | And you can't go to the prom without a corsage. | And you can't go to the prom without a corsage. |
| 621 | 00:28:36,486 | 00:28:38,421 | Let's make magic. | Let's make magic. |
| 622 | 00:28:38,455 | 00:28:41,258 | All right. Thank you for coming. | All right. Thank you for coming. |
| 623 | 00:28:41,291 | 00:28:43,260 | Could we quiet the cows, please?! | Could we quiet the cows, please?! |
| 624 | 00:28:43,293 | 00:28:45,160 | Thank you! | Thank you! |
| 625 | 00:28:45,194 | 00:28:48,130 | Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel Jack Hastings. | Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel Jack Hastings. |
| 626 | 00:28:52,302 | 00:28:54,204 | So, uh, | So, uh, |
| 627 | 00:28:54,237 | 00:28:57,541 | I am Colonel Jack Hastings, and... | I am Colonel Jack Hastings, and... |
| 628 | 00:28:57,574 | 00:29:00,443 | I'm running for mayor. | I'm running for mayor. |
| 629 | 00:29:04,714 | 00:29:07,350 | So, uh... | So, uh... |
| 630 | 00:29:07,384 | 00:29:10,220 | How we doing? | How we doing? |
| 631 | 00:29:10,253 | 00:29:12,589 | All right. Beautifully put. | All right. Beautifully put. |
| 632 | 00:29:14,123 | 00:29:15,592 | Are there any questions for the Colonel? | Are there any questions for the Colonel? |
| 633 | 00:29:15,625 | 00:29:17,260 | Anyone? | Anyone? |
| 634 | 00:29:18,895 | 00:29:20,664 | Bueller? | Bueller? |
| 635 | 00:29:20,697 | 00:29:22,465 | Uh, yes, Colonel. | Uh, yes, Colonel. |
| 636 | 00:29:22,499 | 00:29:24,234 | Yes, name and affiliation, please. | Yes, name and affiliation, please. |
| 637 | 00:29:24,267 | 00:29:26,603 | - It's Dan. - Name and affiliation, please. | - It's Dan. - Name and affiliation, please. |
| 638 | 00:29:26,636 | 00:29:28,505 | I'm Dan. | I'm Dan. |
| 639 | 00:29:28,538 | 00:29:30,206 | Go ahead, Daniel. | Go ahead, Daniel. |
| 640 | 00:29:30,240 | 00:29:31,474 | Easy on the cows! | Easy on the cows! |
| 641 | 00:29:31,508 | 00:29:33,610 | Um, yes, Mr. Hastings, uh, Colonel, | Um, yes, Mr. Hastings, uh, Colonel, |
| 642 | 00:29:33,643 | 00:29:35,211 | could you say that again? | could you say that again? |
| 643 | 00:29:35,245 | 00:29:37,380 | Because I-I don't think my recorder was on. | Because I-I don't think my recorder was on. |
| 644 | 00:29:39,316 | 00:29:41,183 | Mm. Do it again? | Mm. Do it again? |
| 645 | 00:29:41,217 | 00:29:42,552 | Hey, you know what? | Hey, you know what? |
| 646 | 00:29:42,586 | 00:29:43,720 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
| 647 | 00:29:43,753 | 00:29:45,187 | - Now... - We'll get it. | - Now... - We'll get it. |
| 648 | 00:29:45,221 | 00:29:47,290 | Okay, this one... | Okay, this one... |
| 649 | 00:29:47,324 | 00:29:49,426 | What I'm looking for... | What I'm looking for... |
| 650 | 00:29:49,459 | 00:29:52,329 | don't put all the black ones in the center. | don't put all the black ones in the center. |
| 651 | 00:29:52,362 | 00:29:55,231 | He's running as a moderate, okay? | He's running as a moderate, okay? |
| 652 | 00:29:55,265 | 00:29:57,400 | And if you could get some facing this way, | And if you could get some facing this way, |
| 653 | 00:29:57,434 | 00:29:58,902 | that would be helpful. | that would be helpful. |
| 654 | 00:29:58,935 | 00:30:00,704 | More local news tonight out of Deerlaken. | More local news tonight out of Deerlaken. |
| 655 | 00:30:00,737 | 00:30:02,372 | Former Marine Colonel Jack Hastings | Former Marine Colonel Jack Hastings |
| 656 | 00:30:02,405 | 00:30:04,507 | announcing today that he's running for mayor | announcing today that he's running for mayor |
| 657 | 00:30:04,541 | 00:30:06,209 | as a Democrat. | as a Democrat. |
| 658 | 00:30:06,242 | 00:30:08,211 | While Braun may have an incumbent's advantage, | While Braun may have an incumbent's advantage, |
| 659 | 00:30:08,244 | 00:30:09,446 | political insiders say Hastings | political insiders say Hastings |
| 660 | 00:30:09,479 | 00:30:11,481 | is likely to give him a run for his money. | is likely to give him a run for his money. |
| 661 | 00:30:11,514 | 00:30:12,916 | Happening now, a major... | Happening now, a major... |
| 662 | 00:30:12,949 | 00:30:15,585 | Well, how much is this gonna cost? | Well, how much is this gonna cost? |
| 663 | 00:30:15,619 | 00:30:17,921 | You let me worry about that. | You let me worry about that. |
| 664 | 00:30:17,954 | 00:30:20,189 | What I need from you are people, volunteers. | What I need from you are people, volunteers. |
| 665 | 00:30:20,223 | 00:30:21,491 | We got a lot of legwork | We got a lot of legwork |
| 666 | 00:30:21,524 | 00:30:23,660 | if we're gonna make a noise in this thing. | if we're gonna make a noise in this thing. |
| 667 | 00:30:23,693 | 00:30:25,495 | - More coffee? - Oh, I'm good. | - More coffee? - Oh, I'm good. |
| 668 | 00:30:25,528 | 00:30:27,297 | No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks. | No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks. |
| 669 | 00:30:27,330 | 00:30:28,732 | You know what I do need? | You know what I do need? |
| 670 | 00:30:28,765 | 00:30:31,601 | I need a couple buckets of that gravy | I need a couple buckets of that gravy |
| 671 | 00:30:31,635 | 00:30:34,204 | so I can take a bath in it. | so I can take a bath in it. |
| 672 | 00:30:35,271 | 00:30:37,374 | So good. | So good. |
| 673 | 00:30:37,407 | 00:30:38,441 | Delicious. | Delicious. |
| 674 | 00:30:39,809 | 00:30:42,312 | My compliments to the chef. | My compliments to the chef. |
| 675 | 00:30:42,345 | 00:30:43,380 | I'll let Ziggy know. | I'll let Ziggy know. |
| 676 | 00:30:43,413 | 00:30:44,514 | Great. | Great. |
| 677 | 00:30:44,547 | 00:30:45,715 | That ought to cheer him up. | That ought to cheer him up. |
| 678 | 00:30:45,749 | 00:30:48,351 | Just the check, Lizzie. | Just the check, Lizzie. |
| 679 | 00:30:48,385 | 00:30:50,320 | Will do, Jack. | Will do, Jack. |
| 680 | 00:30:50,353 | 00:30:53,256 | What's the deal with the happy chef? | What's the deal with the happy chef? |
| 681 | 00:30:53,289 | 00:30:55,225 | Oh, Ziggy's all right. | Oh, Ziggy's all right. |
| 682 | 00:30:55,258 | 00:30:57,227 | - Oh? - He owns the place. | - Oh? - He owns the place. |
| 683 | 00:30:57,260 | 00:30:59,562 | Eh, he may be a bit peeved about the election thing. | Eh, he may be a bit peeved about the election thing. |
| 684 | 00:30:59,596 | 00:31:02,399 | He's Mayor Braun's brother. | He's Mayor Braun's brother. |
| 685 | 00:31:02,432 | 00:31:05,468 | Why isn't this place called Braun's? | Why isn't this place called Braun's? |
| 686 | 00:31:05,502 | 00:31:10,540 | The Hansens owned this place since probably... Korea. | The Hansens owned this place since probably... Korea. |
| 687 | 00:31:10,573 | 00:31:13,410 | Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years, | Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years, |
| 688 | 00:31:13,443 | 00:31:16,446 | and had to sell once the base closed, | and had to sell once the base closed, |
| 689 | 00:31:16,479 | 00:31:20,417 | but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's. | but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's. |
| 690 | 00:31:20,450 | 00:31:23,353 | Base closing really hammered this place. | Base closing really hammered this place. |
| 691 | 00:31:23,386 | 00:31:25,221 | Yeah, it did. | Yeah, it did. |
| 692 | 00:31:25,255 | 00:31:28,224 | More than half of our storefronts have shut down. | More than half of our storefronts have shut down. |
| 693 | 00:31:28,258 | 00:31:29,726 | In fact, we're losing our high school | In fact, we're losing our high school |
| 694 | 00:31:29,759 | 00:31:31,995 | if we can't come up with the funding. | if we can't come up with the funding. |
| 695 | 00:31:32,028 | 00:31:36,499 | But no matter what folks might wish for here, | But no matter what folks might wish for here, |
| 696 | 00:31:36,533 | 00:31:38,401 | it ain't coming back. | it ain't coming back. |
| 697 | 00:31:38,435 | 00:31:40,503 | "Vote for Jack Hastings, | "Vote for Jack Hastings, |
| 698 | 00:31:40,537 | 00:31:42,305 | "'cause no matter what you wish for, | "'cause no matter what you wish for, |
| 699 | 00:31:42,338 | 00:31:44,641 | it ain't never coming back." | it ain't never coming back." |
| 700 | 00:31:44,674 | 00:31:46,409 | - I like it. It's good. - Well... | - I like it. It's good. - Well... |
| 701 | 00:31:46,443 | 00:31:48,645 | - I'm not gonna lie to people. - No, I know. I know. | - I'm not gonna lie to people. - No, I know. I know. |
| 702 | 00:31:48,678 | 00:31:51,581 | I was just being witty and cynical. | I was just being witty and cynical. |
| 703 | 00:31:51,614 | 00:31:54,284 | Can't win a battle if you're not honest | Can't win a battle if you're not honest |
| 704 | 00:31:54,317 | 00:31:56,586 | about what you're really up against. | about what you're really up against. |
| 705 | 00:31:56,619 | 00:31:58,288 | No, you cannot. | No, you cannot. |
| 706 | 00:31:59,723 | 00:32:02,025 | Not enough for a bath, | Not enough for a bath, |
| 707 | 00:32:02,058 | 00:32:04,360 | but you can get a good foot soak in. | but you can get a good foot soak in. |
| 708 | 00:32:05,862 | 00:32:07,030 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 709 | 00:32:07,063 | 00:32:09,733 | A straw. | A straw. |
| 710 | 00:32:11,735 | 00:32:13,336 | All right, let's bring it in. | All right, let's bring it in. |
| 711 | 00:32:13,369 | 00:32:14,804 | Everybody in. Ah... | Everybody in. Ah... |
| 712 | 00:32:14,838 | 00:32:16,740 | - phone bank! - Phone bank. | - phone bank! - Phone bank. |
| 713 | 00:32:16,773 | 00:32:18,441 | Well, you'll get it next time. | Well, you'll get it next time. |
| 714 | 00:32:18,475 | 00:32:20,276 | Okay, I want you to be upbeat. | Okay, I want you to be upbeat. |
| 715 | 00:32:20,310 | 00:32:21,711 | I want you to be positive. | I want you to be positive. |
| 716 | 00:32:21,745 | 00:32:24,347 | Active participation is what we're looking for. | Active participation is what we're looking for. |
| 717 | 00:32:24,380 | 00:32:26,316 | Would they volunteer? Would they donate? | Would they volunteer? Would they donate? |
| 718 | 00:32:26,349 | 00:32:27,884 | Can we drop off a lawn sign? | Can we drop off a lawn sign? |
| 719 | 00:32:27,917 | 00:32:29,819 | Would they donate? | Would they donate? |
| 720 | 00:32:29,853 | 00:32:31,654 | Would they donate? | Would they donate? |
| 721 | 00:32:31,688 | 00:32:34,324 | Yes, write that down. That's good. | Yes, write that down. That's good. |
| 722 | 00:32:34,357 | 00:32:36,426 | Got some sample scripts for you there. | Got some sample scripts for you there. |
| 723 | 00:32:36,459 | 00:32:38,294 | Contact list there. | Contact list there. |
| 724 | 00:32:38,328 | 00:32:39,662 | To the ramparts! | To the ramparts! |
| 725 | 00:32:41,531 | 00:32:43,366 | That means go. You can begin. | That means go. You can begin. |
| 726 | 00:32:43,399 | 00:32:44,801 | - Oh. - Now... | - Oh. - Now... |
| 727 | 00:32:44,834 | 00:32:46,736 | you guys are my "A" team. | you guys are my "A" team. |
| 728 | 00:32:46,770 | 00:32:49,372 | So, first, we're going to take these lawn signs, | So, first, we're going to take these lawn signs, |
| 729 | 00:32:49,405 | 00:32:52,342 | and we're going to put them in all available public spaces. | and we're going to put them in all available public spaces. |
| 730 | 00:32:52,375 | 00:32:54,377 | I want them visible but not obnoxiously so. | I want them visible but not obnoxiously so. |
| 731 | 00:32:54,410 | 00:32:57,514 | Isn't it a little early for lawn signs? | Isn't it a little early for lawn signs? |
| 732 | 00:32:59,382 | 00:33:01,351 | I'm sorry. She just, um... | I'm sorry. She just, um... |
| 733 | 00:33:01,384 | 00:33:02,519 | 'Cause just around here, | 'Cause just around here, |
| 734 | 00:33:02,552 | 00:33:04,387 | sometimes people aren't so keen... | sometimes people aren't so keen... |
| 735 | 00:33:04,420 | 00:33:06,589 | - Mm-hmm. - But then, I do appreciate | - Mm-hmm. - But then, I do appreciate |
| 736 | 00:33:06,623 | 00:33:08,424 | that you got the signs made. | that you got the signs made. |
| 737 | 00:33:08,458 | 00:33:10,360 | - Mm-hmm. - I mean, we've always used lawn signs. | - Mm-hmm. - I mean, we've always used lawn signs. |
| 738 | 00:33:10,393 | 00:33:12,495 | - Yeah. - They've worked for hundreds of years, so... | - Yeah. - They've worked for hundreds of years, so... |
| 739 | 00:33:12,529 | 00:33:14,097 | - Great. - Yeah, let's just use 'em. | - Great. - Yeah, let's just use 'em. |
| 740 | 00:33:14,130 | 00:33:16,332 | Great. All right, Ann? | Great. All right, Ann? |
| 741 | 00:33:16,366 | 00:33:18,334 | - Hmm? Okay. - I want you to take the downtown area. | - Hmm? Okay. - I want you to take the downtown area. |
| 742 | 00:33:18,368 | 00:33:20,637 | Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 39? | Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 39? |
| 743 | 00:33:20,670 | 00:33:22,672 | And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here... | And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here... |
| 744 | 00:33:22,705 | 00:33:24,407 | - Hello? - Yeah? | - Hello? - Yeah? |
| 745 | 00:33:24,440 | 00:33:25,775 | - ...to do... - Good morning. | - ...to do... - Good morning. |
| 746 | 00:33:25,809 | 00:33:27,544 | Hi. This is Matthew, and I'm a volunteer | Hi. This is Matthew, and I'm a volunteer |
| 747 | 00:33:27,577 | 00:33:28,745 | - calling with Jack... - Matthew? | - calling with Jack... - Matthew? |
| 748 | 00:33:28,778 | 00:33:29,846 | - Matt... Matthew... - Hello? | - Matt... Matthew... - Hello? |
| 749 | 00:33:29,879 | 00:33:31,681 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 750 | 00:33:31,714 | 00:33:33,416 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
| 751 | 00:33:33,449 | 00:33:35,485 | - Zimmer. - Good morning, Mr. Zimmer. | - Zimmer. - Good morning, Mr. Zimmer. |
| 752 | 00:33:35,518 | 00:33:37,921 | My name is Michael, calling on behalf of Colonel Hastings. | My name is Michael, calling on behalf of Colonel Hastings. |
| 753 | 00:33:37,954 | 00:33:40,423 | Guys, guys, guys, guys. | Guys, guys, guys, guys. |
| 754 | 00:33:40,456 | 00:33:41,758 | All right, this is what's happening here. | All right, this is what's happening here. |
| 755 | 00:33:41,791 | 00:33:43,960 | You're calling off the office contact list. | You're calling off the office contact list. |
| 756 | 00:33:43,993 | 00:33:45,662 | This is the voter contact list. | This is the voter contact list. |
| 757 | 00:33:45,695 | 00:33:47,664 | - Oh. - So, yeah, I know. | - Oh. - So, yeah, I know. |
| 758 | 00:33:47,697 | 00:33:50,533 | I want you to call the voter contact list. | I want you to call the voter contact list. |
| 759 | 00:33:50,567 | 00:33:51,935 | We're already voting for the Colonel. | We're already voting for the Colonel. |
| 760 | 00:33:51,968 | 00:33:53,636 | Okay? Good. | Okay? Good. |
| 761 | 00:33:53,670 | 00:33:55,438 | Let's go do the signs, too. | Let's go do the signs, too. |
| 762 | 00:33:55,471 | 00:33:56,773 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 763 | 00:33:56,806 | 00:33:58,975 | Keep doing that, guys. | Keep doing that, guys. |
| 764 | 00:34:06,816 | 00:34:09,452 | Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary! | Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary! |
| 765 | 00:34:09,485 | 00:34:12,488 | - Hi. - Hey, Gar, come on over. | - Hi. - Hey, Gar, come on over. |
| 766 | 00:34:12,522 | 00:34:14,624 | Okay. All right. | Okay. All right. |
| 767 | 00:34:14,657 | 00:34:16,459 | Nothing, nothing, nothing. | Nothing, nothing, nothing. |
| 768 | 00:34:16,492 | 00:34:17,861 | Uh, that's a six. That is a five. | Uh, that's a six. That is a five. |
| 769 | 00:34:17,894 | 00:34:19,395 | And a four. Look at that. | And a four. Look at that. |
| 770 | 00:34:19,429 | 00:34:20,597 | - And a seven. - Oh, my... Oh! | - And a seven. - Oh, my... Oh! |
| 771 | 00:34:20,630 | 00:34:22,465 | I'm keeping it, baby! | I'm keeping it, baby! |
| 772 | 00:34:22,498 | 00:34:24,500 | - Ah! - Hey, everybody. | - Ah! - Hey, everybody. |
| 773 | 00:34:24,534 | 00:34:25,935 | - Hey. - This is D.C. Gary. | - Hey. - This is D.C. Gary. |
| 774 | 00:34:25,969 | 00:34:28,471 | He's staying above the Hofbrau. | He's staying above the Hofbrau. |
| 775 | 00:34:28,504 | 00:34:29,672 | - Hey. - Good to see you. | - Hey. - Good to see you. |
| 776 | 00:34:29,706 | 00:34:30,640 | Welcome to The Ambassador's Lounge. | Welcome to The Ambassador's Lounge. |
| 777 | 00:34:30,673 | 00:34:31,908 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
| 778 | 00:34:31,941 | 00:34:33,509 | Hear you're in town helping the Colonel. | Hear you're in town helping the Colonel. |
| 779 | 00:34:33,543 | 00:34:34,911 | - Yes, I am. - He's a good man. | - Yes, I am. - He's a good man. |
| 780 | 00:34:34,944 | 00:34:36,713 | He is. He is a good man. | He is. He is a good man. |
| 781 | 00:34:36,746 | 00:34:39,449 | So, is this your campaign office here? | So, is this your campaign office here? |
| 782 | 00:34:39,482 | 00:34:41,484 | This? | This? |
| 783 | 00:34:41,517 | 00:34:43,586 | No, this is The Ambassador's Lounge, | No, this is The Ambassador's Lounge, |
| 784 | 00:34:43,620 | 00:34:47,023 | an elite, uh, social club of the area's top entrepreneurs, | an elite, uh, social club of the area's top entrepreneurs, |
| 785 | 00:34:47,056 | 00:34:49,692 | - athletes and raconteurs. - Ah. | - athletes and raconteurs. - Ah. |
| 786 | 00:34:49,726 | 00:34:51,461 | It's a shithole. | It's a shithole. |
| 787 | 00:34:51,494 | 00:34:52,595 | Hey, guys. | Hey, guys. |
| 788 | 00:34:52,629 | 00:34:54,764 | Jack's already got lawn signs printed up. | Jack's already got lawn signs printed up. |
| 789 | 00:34:58,801 | 00:35:01,037 | Well, I got to head out. | Well, I got to head out. |
| 790 | 00:35:01,070 | 00:35:02,972 | Got a lot of work to catch up on. | Got a lot of work to catch up on. |
| 791 | 00:35:03,006 | 00:35:04,607 | Pleasure meeting everybody. | Pleasure meeting everybody. |
| 792 | 00:35:04,641 | 00:35:06,509 | Hey, Father, you want to go with him? | Hey, Father, you want to go with him? |
| 793 | 00:35:06,542 | 00:35:07,777 | He might need a miracle or two. | He might need a miracle or two. |
| 794 | 00:35:07,810 | 00:35:09,679 | This town hasn't had a Democrat mayor | This town hasn't had a Democrat mayor |
| 795 | 00:35:09,712 | 00:35:11,881 | since La Follette ruled these parts, and... | since La Follette ruled these parts, and... |
| 796 | 00:35:11,915 | 00:35:14,651 | hasn't had a Democratic Party since the '70s. | hasn't had a Democratic Party since the '70s. |
| 797 | 00:35:14,684 | 00:35:15,919 | Gonna take a little bit more | Gonna take a little bit more |
| 798 | 00:35:15,952 | 00:35:17,820 | than lawn signs. | than lawn signs. |
| 799 | 00:35:18,922 | 00:35:20,623 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 800 | 00:35:28,498 | 00:35:30,566 | Colonel Jack Hastings. | Colonel Jack Hastings. |
| 801 | 00:35:30,600 | 00:35:32,035 | Tempered by war. | Tempered by war. |
| 802 | 00:35:32,068 | 00:35:35,038 | Chain's only as strong as its weakest link. | Chain's only as strong as its weakest link. |
| 803 | 00:35:35,071 | 00:35:37,540 | Driven by faith. | Driven by faith. |
| 804 | 00:35:37,573 | 00:35:39,609 | I am my brother's keeper. | I am my brother's keeper. |
| 805 | 00:35:39,642 | 00:35:41,778 | A new kind of Democrat. | A new kind of Democrat. |
| 806 | 00:35:41,811 | 00:35:44,580 | A Democrat for the heartland. | A Democrat for the heartland. |
| 807 | 00:35:44,614 | 00:35:47,984 | Jack Hastings, a redder kind of blue. | Jack Hastings, a redder kind of blue. |
| 808 | 00:35:48,017 | 00:35:50,553 | Paid for by Real Americans for... | Paid for by Real Americans for... |
| 809 | 00:35:50,586 | 00:35:52,956 | What are you up to, Zimmer? | What are you up to, Zimmer? |
| 810 | 00:35:52,989 | 00:35:56,059 | I am telling you guys, Jack could be the real deal, | I am telling you guys, Jack could be the real deal, |
| 811 | 00:35:56,092 | 00:35:57,694 | on a national level. | on a national level. |
| 812 | 00:35:57,727 | 00:35:58,928 | On a national level? | On a national level? |
| 813 | 00:35:58,962 | 00:36:01,898 | It's like he's a cross between... | It's like he's a cross between... |
| 814 | 00:36:01,931 | 00:36:04,934 | - MacArthur and elk jerky. - Wait, what? | - MacArthur and elk jerky. - Wait, what? |
| 815 | 00:36:04,968 | 00:36:07,537 | And one of those machines that test grip strength. | And one of those machines that test grip strength. |
| 816 | 00:36:07,570 | 00:36:09,273 | Sounds too good to be true. | Sounds too good to be true. |
| 817 | 00:36:09,306 | 00:36:11,007 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 818 | 00:36:11,040 | 00:36:13,609 | Semicolon. | Semicolon. |
| 819 | 00:36:13,643 | 00:36:15,712 | She took the bait. | She took the bait. |
| 820 | 00:36:15,745 | 00:36:18,481 | It's on here, boys. Game on. | It's on here, boys. Game on. |
| 821 | 00:36:21,084 | 00:36:22,885 | - And let him be the star, you know? - Yeah. | - And let him be the star, you know? - Yeah. |
| 822 | 00:36:22,919 | 00:36:24,587 | - Yep. - So... | - Yep. - So... |
| 823 | 00:36:24,620 | 00:36:27,090 | ♪ A little bit of Hastings all the time ♪ | ♪ A little bit of Hastings all the time ♪ |
| 824 | 00:36:27,123 | 00:36:29,859 | ♪ We're gonna win election, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ | ♪ We're gonna win election, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ |
| 825 | 00:36:29,892 | 00:36:32,296 | Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. | Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. |
| 826 | 00:36:32,329 | 00:36:34,298 | Yes. Hello, party people. | Yes. Hello, party people. |
| 827 | 00:36:34,331 | 00:36:37,133 | Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive | Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive |
| 828 | 00:36:37,166 | 00:36:38,868 | and on the vanguard of change. | and on the vanguard of change. |
| 829 | 00:36:38,901 | 00:36:40,903 | Who wants something to eat? | Who wants something to eat? |
| 830 | 00:36:40,937 | 00:36:42,538 | They're so delicious. | They're so delicious. |
| 831 | 00:36:45,141 | 00:36:47,110 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 832 | 00:36:47,143 | 00:36:48,711 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
| 833 | 00:36:48,745 | 00:36:50,680 | Why all the long faces? | Why all the long faces? |
| 834 | 00:36:50,713 | 00:36:51,881 | Did you not see it? | Did you not see it? |
| 835 | 00:36:51,914 | 00:36:54,318 | The billboard. | The billboard. |
| 836 | 00:36:54,351 | 00:36:57,820 | The one on Main with the giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"? | The one on Main with the giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"? |
| 837 | 00:36:57,854 | 00:36:59,122 | - Yes. - What about it? | - Yes. - What about it? |
| 838 | 00:36:59,155 | 00:37:00,890 | "What about it?" | "What about it?" |
| 839 | 00:37:00,923 | 00:37:02,859 | That's the Macgregor Ford billboard. | That's the Macgregor Ford billboard. |
| 840 | 00:37:02,892 | 00:37:04,560 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 841 | 00:37:04,594 | 00:37:05,895 | Okay, so it's been the Macgregor Ford billboard | Okay, so it's been the Macgregor Ford billboard |
| 842 | 00:37:05,928 | 00:37:07,030 | for probably 40 years. | for probably 40 years. |
| 843 | 00:37:07,063 | 00:37:08,265 | God only knows how much it cost. | God only knows how much it cost. |
| 844 | 00:37:08,298 | 00:37:11,067 | And it looks like Braun has taken over Jerry's old office | And it looks like Braun has taken over Jerry's old office |
| 845 | 00:37:11,100 | 00:37:12,769 | as some sort of campaign headquarters. | as some sort of campaign headquarters. |
| 846 | 00:37:12,802 | 00:37:14,904 | Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on. | Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on. |
| 847 | 00:37:14,937 | 00:37:17,341 | Um, are you telling me that the mayor, | Um, are you telling me that the mayor, |
| 848 | 00:37:17,374 | 00:37:19,575 | who's running for reelection, | who's running for reelection, |
| 849 | 00:37:19,609 | 00:37:23,579 | has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor? | has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor? |
| 850 | 00:37:23,613 | 00:37:26,916 | And he's doing it from a... campaign office? | And he's doing it from a... campaign office? |
| 851 | 00:37:26,949 | 00:37:29,185 | Oh, my God! Oh, I... This is... | Oh, my God! Oh, I... This is... |
| 852 | 00:37:29,219 | 00:37:31,187 | This is overwhelming to me. | This is overwhelming to me. |
| 853 | 00:37:31,221 | 00:37:32,755 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 854 | 00:37:32,789 | 00:37:34,057 | I don't... I... | I don't... I... |
| 855 | 00:37:34,090 | 00:37:35,058 | What... | What... |
| 856 | 00:37:35,091 | 00:37:36,826 | I have the vapors. I... | I have the vapors. I... |
| 857 | 00:37:36,859 | 00:37:37,994 | I'm hyperventilating. | I'm hyperventilating. |
| 858 | 00:37:38,027 | 00:37:40,029 | Why are these spoons just standing there? | Why are these spoons just standing there? |
| 859 | 00:37:40,063 | 00:37:41,697 | You don't get it. | You don't get it. |
| 860 | 00:37:42,932 | 00:37:44,734 | Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. | Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. |
| 861 | 00:37:44,767 | 00:37:46,370 | You don't get it. | You don't get it. |
| 862 | 00:37:46,403 | 00:37:48,604 | Do you have any idea how much that costs? | Do you have any idea how much that costs? |
| 863 | 00:37:48,638 | 00:37:50,173 | Well, that space is 3,800 square feet, | Well, that space is 3,800 square feet, |
| 864 | 00:37:50,207 | 00:37:52,875 | and it runs for $20 a square foot yearly. | and it runs for $20 a square foot yearly. |
| 865 | 00:37:52,909 | 00:37:56,045 | Prorated to two months is $7,600. | Prorated to two months is $7,600. |
| 866 | 00:37:56,079 | 00:37:59,082 | The billboard, a little bit harder to decipher. | The billboard, a little bit harder to decipher. |
| 867 | 00:37:59,115 | 00:38:01,184 | But I'd say, based on the location | But I'd say, based on the location |
| 868 | 00:38:01,218 | 00:38:04,687 | and Mayor Braun's desperation, 8K all-in. | and Mayor Braun's desperation, 8K all-in. |
| 869 | 00:38:04,720 | 00:38:06,089 | Design and printing included. | Design and printing included. |
| 870 | 00:38:06,122 | 00:38:08,724 | I don't know, maybe something like that. | I don't know, maybe something like that. |
| 871 | 00:38:08,758 | 00:38:11,094 | Well, there's no way that Braun's got that much money. | Well, there's no way that Braun's got that much money. |
| 872 | 00:38:11,127 | 00:38:14,097 | Unless... this little campaign of ours | Unless... this little campaign of ours |
| 873 | 00:38:14,130 | 00:38:17,700 | has caught the attention of the national Republican Party | has caught the attention of the national Republican Party |
| 874 | 00:38:17,733 | 00:38:20,703 | and they are sending money and reinforcements. | and they are sending money and reinforcements. |
| 875 | 00:38:20,736 | 00:38:22,138 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
| 876 | 00:38:22,171 | 00:38:25,141 | It's exactly what we wanted to happen. | It's exactly what we wanted to happen. |
| 877 | 00:38:26,210 | 00:38:28,111 | They are scared. | They are scared. |
| 878 | 00:38:28,144 | 00:38:30,713 | On a national level, | On a national level, |
| 879 | 00:38:30,746 | 00:38:33,783 | they are scared of Colonel Jack. | they are scared of Colonel Jack. |
| 880 | 00:38:35,252 | 00:38:37,854 | So we have to plan our next move. | So we have to plan our next move. |
| 881 | 00:38:37,887 | 00:38:39,155 | Come here. | Come here. |
| 882 | 00:38:40,290 | 00:38:41,924 | Gather round. | Gather round. |
| 883 | 00:38:41,958 | 00:38:44,093 | We're going to need... | We're going to need... |
| 884 | 00:38:44,127 | 00:38:46,796 | something a little like... | something a little like... |
| 885 | 00:38:46,829 | 00:38:48,865 | that. | that. |
| 886 | 00:38:50,133 | 00:38:52,001 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 887 | 00:38:54,103 | 00:38:55,671 | And you scroll down. | And you scroll down. |
| 888 | 00:38:55,705 | 00:38:57,241 | There's a "donate" button. | There's a "donate" button. |
| 889 | 00:38:57,274 | 00:39:00,843 | Well, the money be just one clicky away. | Well, the money be just one clicky away. |
| 890 | 00:39:00,877 | 00:39:03,779 | And one clicky goes to where? | And one clicky goes to where? |
| 891 | 00:39:03,813 | 00:39:05,014 | Our website. | Our website. |
| 892 | 00:39:05,047 | 00:39:07,683 | Oh, we don't have a web... | Oh, we don't have a web... |
| 893 | 00:39:09,852 | 00:39:11,020 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
| 894 | 00:39:11,053 | 00:39:13,689 | Awesome. | Awesome. |
| 895 | 00:39:13,723 | 00:39:15,225 | Good slogan, right? | Good slogan, right? |
| 896 | 00:39:15,259 | 00:39:17,126 | You were one step ahead the whole time. | You were one step ahead the whole time. |
| 897 | 00:39:17,160 | 00:39:19,729 | Well, three or four, but thank you very much. | Well, three or four, but thank you very much. |
| 898 | 00:39:19,762 | 00:39:20,963 | I will take that. | I will take that. |
| 899 | 00:39:20,997 | 00:39:22,466 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
| 900 | 00:39:48,824 | 00:39:50,294 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
| 901 | 00:39:52,061 | 00:39:54,030 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
| 902 | 00:39:54,063 | 00:39:56,766 | Know how I knew you were here? | Know how I knew you were here? |
| 903 | 00:39:56,799 | 00:39:58,768 | Your pussy tingled. | Your pussy tingled. |
| 904 | 00:39:59,869 | 00:40:01,971 | Semicolon on the billboard. | Semicolon on the billboard. |
| 905 | 00:40:02,004 | 00:40:05,074 | Classic Faith Brewster over-punctuation. | Classic Faith Brewster over-punctuation. |
| 906 | 00:40:05,107 | 00:40:07,877 | Look, Zim, y'all punched your ticket | Look, Zim, y'all punched your ticket |
| 907 | 00:40:07,910 | 00:40:11,914 | on a changing demographic, and now whitey don't want you back. | on a changing demographic, and now whitey don't want you back. |
| 908 | 00:40:11,948 | 00:40:15,785 | Okay, Jeb, exclamation point. | Okay, Jeb, exclamation point. |
| 909 | 00:40:15,818 | 00:40:17,820 | Why are you here? | Why are you here? |
| 910 | 00:40:17,853 | 00:40:19,922 | Because I enjoy demoralizing you. | Because I enjoy demoralizing you. |
| 911 | 00:40:19,956 | 00:40:22,226 | Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes | Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes |
| 912 | 00:40:22,259 | 00:40:23,826 | really gets me off. | really gets me off. |
| 913 | 00:40:25,828 | 00:40:28,898 | You are a twisted fuck, Faith. | You are a twisted fuck, Faith. |
| 914 | 00:40:28,931 | 00:40:31,000 | And you don't know Jack. | And you don't know Jack. |
| 915 | 00:40:31,033 | 00:40:32,969 | Please don't tell me that is | Please don't tell me that is |
| 916 | 00:40:33,002 | 00:40:35,771 | the campaign slogan you came up with. | the campaign slogan you came up with. |
| 917 | 00:40:38,007 | 00:40:40,109 | This guy, Zim, he's not the last Jedi, | This guy, Zim, he's not the last Jedi, |
| 918 | 00:40:40,142 | 00:40:42,078 | and even if he were, I'd still crush him | and even if he were, I'd still crush him |
| 919 | 00:40:42,111 | 00:40:43,846 | because that's what I do. | because that's what I do. |
| 920 | 00:40:43,879 | 00:40:45,848 | You realize, in that analogy, you're Darth Vader. | You realize, in that analogy, you're Darth Vader. |
| 921 | 00:40:45,881 | 00:40:47,850 | Whatever you say, nerd. | Whatever you say, nerd. |
| 922 | 00:40:47,883 | 00:40:49,118 | - It's good to see you. - Yeah. | - It's good to see you. - Yeah. |
| 923 | 00:40:49,151 | 00:40:51,087 | You look fat. | You look fat. |
| 924 | 00:40:54,291 | 00:40:56,226 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 925 | 00:40:56,260 | 00:40:57,793 | Divine, Ann. | Divine, Ann. |
| 926 | 00:40:57,827 | 00:41:00,162 | - You have to tell me your secret sometime. - Mm. | - You have to tell me your secret sometime. - Mm. |
| 927 | 00:41:03,132 | 00:41:04,834 | I would never tell you. | I would never tell you. |
| 928 | 00:41:05,868 | 00:41:07,870 | I'll never tell her. | I'll never tell her. |
| 929 | 00:41:07,903 | 00:41:10,006 | - Cream, two sugars. - Oh. | - Cream, two sugars. - Oh. |
| 930 | 00:41:10,039 | 00:41:12,141 | - No, that's not how I take it. - I know, but... | - No, that's not how I take it. - I know, but... |
| 931 | 00:41:12,174 | 00:41:13,943 | Um, and here-here's some streusel I made for you, | Um, and here-here's some streusel I made for you, |
| 932 | 00:41:13,976 | 00:41:15,579 | - and, um, it's still warm. - No, no, no, no, Ann, I can't. | - and, um, it's still warm. - No, no, no, no, Ann, I can't. |
| 933 | 00:41:15,612 | 00:41:17,146 | - And then these are cookies I made for you. - I can't. | - And then these are cookies I made for you. - I can't. |
| 934 | 00:41:17,179 | 00:41:18,180 | - I'm getting fat. I can't do that. - They're... | - I'm getting fat. I can't do that. - They're... |
| 935 | 00:41:18,215 | 00:41:19,081 | - They're called the Garys, though. - Thank you. | - They're called the Garys, though. - Thank you. |
| 936 | 00:41:19,115 | 00:41:20,883 | - I made these... - I know. I appreciate it. | - I made these... - I know. I appreciate it. |
| 937 | 00:41:20,916 | 00:41:21,685 | - Thank you. Okay. - Yeah. Okay. | - Thank you. Okay. - Yeah. Okay. |
| 938 | 00:41:21,718 | 00:41:22,952 | - Okay, bye-bye. - All right, then. | - Okay, bye-bye. - All right, then. |
| 939 | 00:41:22,985 | 00:41:23,986 | Thank you. All right, then. | Thank you. All right, then. |
| 940 | 00:41:24,020 | 00:41:25,054 | - Bye-bye. Have a good day. - Okay. | - Bye-bye. Have a good day. - Okay. |
| 941 | 00:41:25,087 | 00:41:27,123 | Up all night for nothing. | Up all night for nothing. |
| 942 | 00:41:27,156 | 00:41:28,924 | - Coming back. There you go. - All right, just today. | - Coming back. There you go. - All right, just today. |
| 943 | 00:41:28,958 | 00:41:30,192 | - Okay. - Yeah. Thank you. | - Okay. - Yeah. Thank you. |
| 944 | 00:41:30,227 | 00:41:31,595 | Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. | Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. |
| 945 | 00:41:31,628 | 00:41:33,062 | Bye, Gar. | Bye, Gar. |
| 946 | 00:41:34,897 | 00:41:36,233 | Have a good one. | Have a good one. |
| 947 | 00:41:53,015 | 00:41:55,184 | - Okay, good night. - Oh, hey. | - Okay, good night. - Oh, hey. |
| 948 | 00:41:55,218 | 00:41:57,186 | Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here. | Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here. |
| 949 | 00:41:57,220 | 00:41:58,388 | I just wanted to make sure | I just wanted to make sure |
| 950 | 00:41:58,422 | 00:42:00,257 | everything was set for tomorrow. | everything was set for tomorrow. |
| 951 | 00:42:00,290 | 00:42:02,858 | I was just finishing up these pamphlets on immigration. | I was just finishing up these pamphlets on immigration. |
| 952 | 00:42:02,892 | 00:42:04,093 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
| 953 | 00:42:04,126 | 00:42:05,462 | That sounds complicated. | That sounds complicated. |
| 954 | 00:42:05,495 | 00:42:07,230 | I hope the small minds can manage. | I hope the small minds can manage. |
| 955 | 00:42:09,065 | 00:42:10,634 | I'm sorry about that. | I'm sorry about that. |
| 956 | 00:42:10,667 | 00:42:13,303 | Sometimes, messaging for the base | Sometimes, messaging for the base |
| 957 | 00:42:13,337 | 00:42:16,839 | doesn't resonate with the broader electorate. | doesn't resonate with the broader electorate. |
| 958 | 00:42:17,674 | 00:42:20,210 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
| 959 | 00:42:20,243 | 00:42:24,914 | So, to flatter them, you have to condescend to us. | So, to flatter them, you have to condescend to us. |
| 960 | 00:42:26,115 | 00:42:28,218 | I get it. | I get it. |
| 961 | 00:42:28,251 | 00:42:31,120 | Uh, no, no, that wasn't... | Uh, no, no, that wasn't... |
| 962 | 00:42:31,153 | 00:42:33,256 | that wasn't what... | that wasn't what... |
| 963 | 00:42:38,228 | 00:42:40,230 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
| 964 | 00:42:42,064 | 00:42:43,500 | How's your dad doing? | How's your dad doing? |
| 965 | 00:42:43,533 | 00:42:45,435 | Is he okay? Nervous? | Is he okay? Nervous? |
| 966 | 00:42:45,469 | 00:42:47,471 | No. | No. |
| 967 | 00:42:47,504 | 00:42:50,273 | No? Well, why would he be? He's been through a war. | No? Well, why would he be? He's been through a war. |
| 968 | 00:42:50,307 | 00:42:52,007 | He's not gonna sweat a fish fry. | He's not gonna sweat a fish fry. |
| 969 | 00:42:52,041 | 00:42:54,244 | - No, he doesn't really get nervous. - Mm-mm. | - No, he doesn't really get nervous. - Mm-mm. |
| 970 | 00:42:54,277 | 00:42:56,178 | Just quiet. | Just quiet. |
| 971 | 00:42:57,214 | 00:42:59,081 | Right. | Right. |
| 972 | 00:43:03,553 | 00:43:05,489 | Runs in the family. | Runs in the family. |
| 973 | 00:43:09,426 | 00:43:13,162 | - Maybe. - Oh. | - Maybe. - Oh. |
| 974 | 00:43:14,163 | 00:43:15,499 | Yes, my, uh... | Yes, my, uh... |
| 975 | 00:43:15,532 | 00:43:19,503 | my mom was really more of the talker. | my mom was really more of the talker. |
| 976 | 00:43:19,536 | 00:43:22,305 | She was... | She was... |
| 977 | 00:43:24,039 | 00:43:26,443 | You ever know anyone that just lit up a room? | You ever know anyone that just lit up a room? |
| 978 | 00:43:29,279 | 00:43:30,480 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 979 | 00:43:30,514 | 00:43:32,181 | Well, she was that. | Well, she was that. |
| 980 | 00:43:32,215 | 00:43:33,717 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 981 | 00:43:33,750 | 00:43:35,452 | - She sounds great. - Yeah. | - She sounds great. - Yeah. |
| 982 | 00:43:37,153 | 00:43:40,122 | So, why did your dad get involved with all this? | So, why did your dad get involved with all this? |
| 983 | 00:43:40,156 | 00:43:43,058 | I mean, why speak at that meeting? | I mean, why speak at that meeting? |
| 984 | 00:43:43,092 | 00:43:47,330 | Why run when it involves talking and people? | Why run when it involves talking and people? |
| 985 | 00:43:49,198 | 00:43:52,502 | I think he just loves this town. | I think he just loves this town. |
| 986 | 00:43:52,536 | 00:43:56,473 | You know, I think he'd do anything to save it. | You know, I think he'd do anything to save it. |
| 987 | 00:43:56,506 | 00:43:58,974 | What about you? | What about you? |
| 988 | 00:44:01,578 | 00:44:04,347 | Uh, I guess I would do | Uh, I guess I would do |
| 989 | 00:44:04,381 | 00:44:08,050 | just about anything to save him. | just about anything to save him. |
| 990 | 00:44:19,329 | 00:44:21,264 | Okay. You have a good day, now. | Okay. You have a good day, now. |
| 991 | 00:44:21,298 | 00:44:23,098 | I'll just take one. | I'll just take one. |
| 992 | 00:44:25,502 | 00:44:27,204 | Hey. How are you this evening? | Hey. How are you this evening? |
| 993 | 00:44:27,237 | 00:44:29,573 | Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack. | Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack. |
| 994 | 00:44:29,606 | 00:44:31,775 | Colonel Jack pamphlet. | Colonel Jack pamphlet. |
| 995 | 00:44:31,808 | 00:44:33,477 | Vote for Colonel Jack. | Vote for Colonel Jack. |
| 996 | 00:44:35,512 | 00:44:37,247 | How are y'all doing? | How are y'all doing? |
| 997 | 00:44:37,280 | 00:44:38,515 | ...incredible database. | ...incredible database. |
| 998 | 00:44:38,548 | 00:44:40,383 | - Yeah. - And all your information is in there. | - Yeah. - And all your information is in there. |
| 999 | 00:44:49,559 | 00:44:51,628 | Hey, Gary. Sorry I'm late. | Hey, Gary. Sorry I'm late. |
| 1000 | 00:44:51,661 | 00:44:54,129 | I was just waiting for these to get finished. | I was just waiting for these to get finished. |
| 1001 | 00:44:54,163 | 00:44:55,632 | Beer Koozies might be a little more helpful | Beer Koozies might be a little more helpful |
| 1002 | 00:44:55,665 | 00:44:57,267 | than just the pamphlets. | than just the pamphlets. |
| 1003 | 00:44:58,535 | 00:45:01,103 | And this is actually very simple. | And this is actually very simple. |
| 1004 | 00:45:01,136 | 00:45:03,306 | You just type in your family's name... | You just type in your family's name... |
| 1005 | 00:45:03,340 | 00:45:05,442 | How big is that booth? | How big is that booth? |
| 1006 | 00:45:08,411 | 00:45:09,813 | - Faith. - Gary. | - Faith. - Gary. |
| 1007 | 00:45:09,846 | 00:45:12,382 | You seem to be doing a brisk business. | You seem to be doing a brisk business. |
| 1008 | 00:45:12,415 | 00:45:14,217 | "Deerlaken: always." | "Deerlaken: always." |
| 1009 | 00:45:14,251 | 00:45:16,185 | So, apparently, | So, apparently, |
| 1010 | 00:45:16,219 | 00:45:18,321 | "Deerlaken über alles" was copyrighted? | "Deerlaken über alles" was copyrighted? |
| 1011 | 00:45:18,355 | 00:45:20,223 | Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him" | Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him" |
| 1012 | 00:45:20,257 | 00:45:22,057 | until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded. | until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded. |
| 1013 | 00:45:22,091 | 00:45:23,460 | No, no, no, no. I love it. | No, no, no, no. I love it. |
| 1014 | 00:45:23,493 | 00:45:25,629 | I love the whole town genealogy angle. | I love the whole town genealogy angle. |
| 1015 | 00:45:25,662 | 00:45:27,464 | It's got a real bold | It's got a real bold |
| 1016 | 00:45:27,497 | 00:45:29,466 | "you ain't from around here" flavor. | "you ain't from around here" flavor. |
| 1017 | 00:45:29,499 | 00:45:31,434 | With subtle notes of, | With subtle notes of, |
| 1018 | 00:45:31,468 | 00:45:33,270 | uh, xenophobia. | uh, xenophobia. |
| 1019 | 00:45:33,303 | 00:45:35,272 | Not to mention the cognitive dissonance | Not to mention the cognitive dissonance |
| 1020 | 00:45:35,305 | 00:45:37,574 | that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration. | that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration. |
| 1021 | 00:45:37,607 | 00:45:39,074 | That's a great observation. | That's a great observation. |
| 1022 | 00:45:39,108 | 00:45:40,577 | So all these people are hypocrites? | So all these people are hypocrites? |
| 1023 | 00:45:40,610 | 00:45:42,479 | - I'd run with that. - All you have is fear. | - I'd run with that. - All you have is fear. |
| 1024 | 00:45:42,512 | 00:45:43,847 | Now we're getting somewhere. | Now we're getting somewhere. |
| 1025 | 00:45:43,880 | 00:45:45,549 | 20 bucks says I do better with fear | 20 bucks says I do better with fear |
| 1026 | 00:45:45,582 | 00:45:46,850 | than you do with shame. | than you do with shame. |
| 1027 | 00:45:46,883 | 00:45:48,117 | - Oh. - Okay. | - Oh. - Okay. |
| 1028 | 00:45:48,150 | 00:45:49,386 | It's all set, Miss Brewster. | It's all set, Miss Brewster. |
| 1029 | 00:45:49,419 | 00:45:51,288 | Thank you, sweetie. | Thank you, sweetie. |
| 1030 | 00:45:51,321 | 00:45:53,557 | Well, well, well. | Well, well, well. |
| 1031 | 00:45:53,590 | 00:45:55,492 | I'm really sorry, Mr. Z. | I'm really sorry, Mr. Z. |
| 1032 | 00:45:55,525 | 00:45:57,527 | I like working with you guys, but... | I like working with you guys, but... |
| 1033 | 00:45:57,561 | 00:45:59,629 | I'm saving up for a car, and she's paying us. | I'm saving up for a car, and she's paying us. |
| 1034 | 00:45:59,663 | 00:46:01,464 | "Eh, she's paying us." | "Eh, she's paying us." |
| 1035 | 00:46:01,498 | 00:46:05,702 | Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there... | Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there... |
| 1036 | 00:46:05,735 | 00:46:08,338 | - M... Michael. - It's Michael. | - M... Michael. - It's Michael. |
| 1037 | 00:46:08,371 | 00:46:10,273 | - Michael. I know his name is Michael. - His name is Michael. | - Michael. I know his name is Michael. - His name is Michael. |
| 1038 | 00:46:10,307 | 00:46:11,474 | - No, you don't. - I know it. | - No, you don't. - I know it. |
| 1039 | 00:46:11,508 | 00:46:13,510 | - I was pausing for effect, Michael. - It's okay, Michael. | - I was pausing for effect, Michael. - It's okay, Michael. |
| 1040 | 00:46:13,543 | 00:46:16,413 | - Character is destiny, Michael. - Oh, don't listen to him. | - Character is destiny, Michael. - Oh, don't listen to him. |
| 1041 | 00:46:16,446 | 00:46:18,348 | - Character is destiny. - He's a jerk. Oof. | - Character is destiny. - He's a jerk. Oof. |
| 1042 | 00:46:18,381 | 00:46:19,649 | Good burn. | Good burn. |
| 1043 | 00:46:19,683 | 00:46:21,585 | Jack has lived here for 30 years. | Jack has lived here for 30 years. |
| 1044 | 00:46:21,618 | 00:46:23,453 | You really think you can run a campaign | You really think you can run a campaign |
| 1045 | 00:46:23,486 | 00:46:25,455 | that paints him as a carpetbagger? | that paints him as a carpetbagger? |
| 1046 | 00:46:25,488 | 00:46:28,190 | Probably not, but I think I can run one that says you are. | Probably not, but I think I can run one that says you are. |
| 1047 | 00:46:28,224 | 00:46:29,593 | - Beer Koozie? - Oh, my God. | - Beer Koozie? - Oh, my God. |
| 1048 | 00:46:31,227 | 00:46:33,463 | Oh. Hastings Koozie? | Oh. Hastings Koozie? |
| 1049 | 00:46:33,496 | 00:46:35,465 | - Yeah. - Touché. | - Yeah. - Touché. |
| 1050 | 00:46:35,498 | 00:46:36,633 | That's right. That's in our booth. | That's right. That's in our booth. |
| 1051 | 00:46:36,666 | 00:46:38,668 | - What do you think of that? - Yeah, I'll take one. | - What do you think of that? - Yeah, I'll take one. |
| 1052 | 00:46:38,702 | 00:46:41,204 | What do you think of that right there? | What do you think of that right there? |
| 1053 | 00:46:41,237 | 00:46:43,406 | Boom, boom. What do you think of that? | Boom, boom. What do you think of that? |
| 1054 | 00:46:43,440 | 00:46:45,308 | - I don't... - Oh. | - I don't... - Oh. |
| 1055 | 00:46:45,342 | 00:46:47,377 | Sorry. Not you, Dot. | Sorry. Not you, Dot. |
| 1056 | 00:46:48,645 | 00:46:50,614 | - Hi. - Oh, Dot. | - Hi. - Oh, Dot. |
| 1057 | 00:46:57,253 | 00:46:58,722 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1058 | 00:47:08,498 | 00:47:10,500 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1059 | 00:47:22,612 | 00:47:24,280 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
| 1060 | 00:47:40,630 | 00:47:42,499 | We're not doing this. | We're not doing this. |
| 1061 | 00:47:42,532 | 00:47:43,667 | What? | What? |
| 1062 | 00:47:43,700 | 00:47:45,535 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
| 1063 | 00:47:45,568 | 00:47:48,571 | You go through my stuff? | You go through my stuff? |
| 1064 | 00:47:50,273 | 00:47:52,208 | Why here? You have your own room. | Why here? You have your own room. |
| 1065 | 00:47:52,242 | 00:47:53,710 | I don't want to smoke alone. | I don't want to smoke alone. |
| 1066 | 00:47:53,743 | 00:47:55,311 | Oh, come on. Are... | Oh, come on. Are... |
| 1067 | 00:47:55,345 | 00:47:56,646 | Really? | Really? |
| 1068 | 00:47:58,415 | 00:48:01,484 | Gary, I'm bored. | Gary, I'm bored. |
| 1069 | 00:48:01,518 | 00:48:03,553 | Please, can we just forget it? | Please, can we just forget it? |
| 1070 | 00:48:03,586 | 00:48:04,721 | You've made your point. | You've made your point. |
| 1071 | 00:48:04,754 | 00:48:06,423 | There's Democrats with calloused hands. | There's Democrats with calloused hands. |
| 1072 | 00:48:06,456 | 00:48:09,259 | Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise. | Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise. |
| 1073 | 00:48:09,292 | 00:48:10,727 | Now, can we just all go back to Washington | Now, can we just all go back to Washington |
| 1074 | 00:48:10,760 | 00:48:13,229 | and forget that we ever made camp in a place | and forget that we ever made camp in a place |
| 1075 | 00:48:13,263 | 00:48:15,699 | where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food? | where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food? |
| 1076 | 00:48:15,732 | 00:48:18,368 | They are called cheese curds, and they are delicious. | They are called cheese curds, and they are delicious. |
| 1077 | 00:48:18,401 | 00:48:19,536 | They're disgusting. | They're disgusting. |
| 1078 | 00:48:19,569 | 00:48:21,371 | And you can't make poutine without them. | And you can't make poutine without them. |
| 1079 | 00:48:21,404 | 00:48:22,806 | - Come on. Please. - Go. | - Come on. Please. - Go. |
| 1080 | 00:48:22,839 | 00:48:24,774 | You can go. You don't have to be here. | You can go. You don't have to be here. |
| 1081 | 00:48:24,808 | 00:48:26,543 | I made these people a promise. | I made these people a promise. |
| 1082 | 00:48:26,576 | 00:48:27,811 | I'm a good person. | I'm a good person. |
| 1083 | 00:48:27,844 | 00:48:29,345 | It's your last chance, Zim. | It's your last chance, Zim. |
| 1084 | 00:48:29,379 | 00:48:30,814 | I'm gonna make a big deal of this. | I'm gonna make a big deal of this. |
| 1085 | 00:48:30,847 | 00:48:33,516 | Tons of press, lots of money. You're gonna lose, | Tons of press, lots of money. You're gonna lose, |
| 1086 | 00:48:33,550 | 00:48:35,518 | and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole. | and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole. |
| 1087 | 00:48:35,552 | 00:48:37,020 | Good. That's what I want. | Good. That's what I want. |
| 1088 | 00:48:37,053 | 00:48:40,690 | Not the asshole but for you to make a big deal of this. | Not the asshole but for you to make a big deal of this. |
| 1089 | 00:48:40,724 | 00:48:43,326 | I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal. | I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal. |
| 1090 | 00:48:43,359 | 00:48:44,828 | Well, let's make it interesting. | Well, let's make it interesting. |
| 1091 | 00:48:44,861 | 00:48:45,995 | Okay, why don't we? | Okay, why don't we? |
| 1092 | 00:48:46,029 | 00:48:49,599 | The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour. | The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour. |
| 1093 | 00:48:49,632 | 00:48:53,369 | You better grab a big old bib, 'cause it's chow time. | You better grab a big old bib, 'cause it's chow time. |
| 1094 | 00:48:54,671 | 00:48:56,339 | Dick chow time. | Dick chow time. |
| 1095 | 00:48:56,372 | 00:48:57,874 | 'Cause I'm gonna win, | 'Cause I'm gonna win, |
| 1096 | 00:48:57,907 | 00:49:00,744 | - and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour. - Wha... | - and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour. - Wha... |
| 1097 | 00:49:00,777 | 00:49:02,479 | And you know something? | And you know something? |
| 1098 | 00:49:02,512 | 00:49:04,547 | That's a long time, dick-eating-wise. | That's a long time, dick-eating-wise. |
| 1099 | 00:49:06,750 | 00:49:08,885 | A long time! | A long time! |
| 1100 | 00:49:08,918 | 00:49:11,287 | To eat my dick. | To eat my dick. |
| 1101 | 00:49:15,391 | 00:49:16,860 | In a dangerous world | In a dangerous world |
| 1102 | 00:49:16,893 | 00:49:18,628 | gone mad... | gone mad... |
| 1103 | 00:49:18,661 | 00:49:20,897 | we need emotionally stable leadership. | we need emotionally stable leadership. |
| 1104 | 00:49:23,399 | 00:49:25,668 | Only Mayor Braun is stable enough | Only Mayor Braun is stable enough |
| 1105 | 00:49:25,702 | 00:49:27,904 | to keep Deerlaken safe, | to keep Deerlaken safe, |
| 1106 | 00:49:27,937 | 00:49:30,507 | to keep Deerlaken Deerlaken. | to keep Deerlaken Deerlaken. |
| 1107 | 00:49:32,342 | 00:49:33,810 | I got you. | I got you. |
| 1108 | 00:49:33,843 | 00:49:36,813 | I'm Mayor Braun, and I approve this message. | I'm Mayor Braun, and I approve this message. |
| 1109 | 00:49:36,846 | 00:49:38,081 | Here. | Here. |
| 1110 | 00:49:38,114 | 00:49:40,517 | Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin Families | Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin Families |
| 1111 | 00:49:40,550 | 00:49:41,851 | for Faith and Freedom. | for Faith and Freedom. |
| 1112 | 00:49:44,754 | 00:49:46,790 | They've taken the office just across from mine. | They've taken the office just across from mine. |
| 1113 | 00:49:46,823 | 00:49:48,091 | They're definitely ramping up, | They're definitely ramping up, |
| 1114 | 00:49:48,124 | 00:49:50,426 | so I'm gonna need the full crew. | so I'm gonna need the full crew. |
| 1115 | 00:49:50,460 | 00:49:53,463 | If Zimmer wants to take a stand in Turdsville, USA, | If Zimmer wants to take a stand in Turdsville, USA, |
| 1116 | 00:49:53,496 | 00:49:55,098 | I say we bury him here. | I say we bury him here. |
| 1117 | 00:49:55,131 | 00:49:56,566 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
| 1118 | 00:49:56,599 | 00:49:57,834 | Not a turd. | Not a turd. |
| 1119 | 00:49:57,867 | 00:49:59,669 | Heart and soul of America. | Heart and soul of America. |
| 1120 | 00:49:59,702 | 00:50:01,671 | Get me the nerdy guy from analytics. | Get me the nerdy guy from analytics. |
| 1121 | 00:50:01,704 | 00:50:04,374 | - Who's that? - I don't know his name. | - Who's that? - I don't know his name. |
| 1122 | 00:50:04,407 | 00:50:06,109 | He wears glasses and plaid. | He wears glasses and plaid. |
| 1123 | 00:50:06,142 | 00:50:08,378 | - Has a very complicated beard. - Which one? | - Has a very complicated beard. - Which one? |
| 1124 | 00:50:08,411 | 00:50:11,447 | How the fuck does that not narrow it down? I... | How the fuck does that not narrow it down? I... |
| 1125 | 00:50:11,481 | 00:50:13,716 | - God fucking damn it. - What? | - God fucking damn it. - What? |
| 1126 | 00:50:13,750 | 00:50:16,419 | And send me everyone by yesterday. | And send me everyone by yesterday. |
| 1127 | 00:50:16,452 | 00:50:17,821 | I'll get on it. | I'll get on it. |
| 1128 | 00:50:30,466 | 00:50:31,935 | Sor... Hey, Dot. | Sor... Hey, Dot. |
| 1129 | 00:50:34,771 | 00:50:36,372 | - Gary. - Hey, big guy? | - Gary. - Hey, big guy? |
| 1130 | 00:50:36,406 | 00:50:38,441 | - Yes. - We got a problem. | - Yes. - We got a problem. |
| 1131 | 00:50:39,742 | 00:50:40,910 | What's up? | What's up? |
| 1132 | 00:50:40,944 | 00:50:43,413 | Having trouble rounding up focus groups? | Having trouble rounding up focus groups? |
| 1133 | 00:50:43,446 | 00:50:44,581 | No. | No. |
| 1134 | 00:50:44,614 | 00:50:45,882 | Shh. | Shh. |
| 1135 | 00:50:49,185 | 00:50:51,521 | I don't even know what to say. | I don't even know what to say. |
| 1136 | 00:50:51,554 | 00:50:53,723 | Hey, hey, everybody. | Hey, hey, everybody. |
| 1137 | 00:50:53,756 | 00:50:56,559 | Do we know why we have dial-up in this space? | Do we know why we have dial-up in this space? |
| 1138 | 00:50:56,593 | 00:50:57,760 | Duffy had it upgraded | Duffy had it upgraded |
| 1139 | 00:50:57,794 | 00:50:59,629 | right before he closed the shop. | right before he closed the shop. |
| 1140 | 00:50:59,662 | 00:51:00,663 | Upgraded from what? | Upgraded from what? |
| 1141 | 00:51:01,898 | 00:51:03,900 | - Nothing. - Well, is there any way | - Nothing. - Well, is there any way |
| 1142 | 00:51:03,933 | 00:51:06,002 | we can piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace? | we can piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace? |
| 1143 | 00:51:06,035 | 00:51:08,671 | Uh, there's a place where the kids go and they do homework | Uh, there's a place where the kids go and they do homework |
| 1144 | 00:51:08,705 | 00:51:09,873 | and they play games and whatnot. | and they play games and whatnot. |
| 1145 | 00:51:09,906 | 00:51:12,575 | - I know the password. - Okay. | - I know the password. - Okay. |
| 1146 | 00:51:12,609 | 00:51:14,644 | - Solving problems. - Nice! | - Solving problems. - Nice! |
| 1147 | 00:51:25,822 | 00:51:29,759 | Listen, I... I don't think you're allowed to be here | Listen, I... I don't think you're allowed to be here |
| 1148 | 00:51:29,792 | 00:51:32,896 | unless you're on official school business, so... | unless you're on official school business, so... |
| 1149 | 00:51:32,929 | 00:51:35,565 | Okay, look, uh, Officer... | Okay, look, uh, Officer... |
| 1150 | 00:51:35,598 | 00:51:37,467 | - Tommy. - Officer Tommy. | - Tommy. - Officer Tommy. |
| 1151 | 00:51:37,500 | 00:51:40,003 | Um, we are with the Hastings campaign, | Um, we are with the Hastings campaign, |
| 1152 | 00:51:40,036 | 00:51:42,572 | and we're trying to get some work done here. | and we're trying to get some work done here. |
| 1153 | 00:51:42,605 | 00:51:44,007 | It's sort of time-sensitive. | It's sort of time-sensitive. |
| 1154 | 00:51:44,040 | 00:51:47,043 | So... um, okay, here we go. | So... um, okay, here we go. |
| 1155 | 00:51:47,076 | 00:51:48,978 | Here is a pen. | Here is a pen. |
| 1156 | 00:51:49,012 | 00:51:51,215 | - Okay. - And... | - Okay. - And... |
| 1157 | 00:51:51,248 | 00:51:53,650 | - one of these beer thingies. - Koozie. | - one of these beer thingies. - Koozie. |
| 1158 | 00:51:53,683 | 00:51:56,519 | Koozie, and, uh... | Koozie, and, uh... |
| 1159 | 00:51:56,552 | 00:51:58,721 | thank you for your service. | thank you for your service. |
| 1160 | 00:52:11,868 | 00:52:14,604 | Oh, for God sakes. | Oh, for God sakes. |
| 1161 | 00:52:15,939 | 00:52:18,975 | Hello, boys. | Hello, boys. |
| 1162 | 00:52:19,008 | 00:52:20,843 | Gentlemen, these are children! | Gentlemen, these are children! |
| 1163 | 00:52:20,877 | 00:52:22,612 | - Hey. - Hi. - Children! | - Hey. - Hi. - Children! |
| 1164 | 00:52:22,645 | 00:52:25,048 | - Great job, guys. - And do you know what that looked like? | - Great job, guys. - And do you know what that looked like? |
| 1165 | 00:52:25,081 | 00:52:26,816 | Sitting in your car? | Sitting in your car? |
| 1166 | 00:52:26,849 | 00:52:28,918 | A bunch of boys on the computer? | A bunch of boys on the computer? |
| 1167 | 00:52:35,124 | 00:52:37,560 | No, no, no. Thank you. | No, no, no. Thank you. |
| 1168 | 00:52:37,593 | 00:52:40,596 | So, I see they sprung you from detention, huh? | So, I see they sprung you from detention, huh? |
| 1169 | 00:52:40,630 | 00:52:42,065 | Yeah, apparently, small-town hospitality | Yeah, apparently, small-town hospitality |
| 1170 | 00:52:42,098 | 00:52:44,268 | doesn't apply to Wi-Fi. | doesn't apply to Wi-Fi. |
| 1171 | 00:52:44,301 | 00:52:45,935 | They're not too keen on strangers staking out | They're not too keen on strangers staking out |
| 1172 | 00:52:45,969 | 00:52:47,937 | a school parking lot... you know, kids and all. | a school parking lot... you know, kids and all. |
| 1173 | 00:52:47,971 | 00:52:49,739 | Yeah, in hindsight, that makes complete sense. | Yeah, in hindsight, that makes complete sense. |
| 1174 | 00:52:49,772 | 00:52:50,974 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 1175 | 00:52:51,007 | 00:52:52,976 | Guys, could I talk to you for a sec? | Guys, could I talk to you for a sec? |
| 1176 | 00:52:53,009 | 00:52:54,110 | - Yeah. - My office. | - Yeah. - My office. |
| 1177 | 00:52:54,143 | 00:52:56,079 | Come on in. Have a seat. | Come on in. Have a seat. |
| 1178 | 00:52:56,112 | 00:52:57,981 | You can leave the door open. | You can leave the door open. |
| 1179 | 00:52:58,014 | 00:52:59,782 | Here's the deal. | Here's the deal. |
| 1180 | 00:52:59,816 | 00:53:02,118 | Our opponents are pumping way more into this | Our opponents are pumping way more into this |
| 1181 | 00:53:02,151 | 00:53:04,053 | than I ever expected them to. | than I ever expected them to. |
| 1182 | 00:53:04,087 | 00:53:07,056 | - Huh. - This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly. | - Huh. - This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly. |
| 1183 | 00:53:07,090 | 00:53:09,125 | We need to up our fundraising game. | We need to up our fundraising game. |
| 1184 | 00:53:09,158 | 00:53:11,060 | Okay. That's... | Okay. That's... |
| 1185 | 00:53:11,094 | 00:53:13,930 | Sure. Do you want to do, uh, like, a street fair or...? | Sure. Do you want to do, uh, like, a street fair or...? |
| 1186 | 00:53:13,963 | 00:53:15,932 | That's a good idea. | That's a good idea. |
| 1187 | 00:53:15,965 | 00:53:17,600 | No, it's not a good idea. | No, it's not a good idea. |
| 1188 | 00:53:17,633 | 00:53:19,736 | Don't... No, we're not gonna do that. | Don't... No, we're not gonna do that. |
| 1189 | 00:53:19,769 | 00:53:21,771 | Have you ever been to New York? | Have you ever been to New York? |
| 1190 | 00:53:25,174 | 00:53:27,577 | Oh, my God, please unplug it. | Oh, my God, please unplug it. |
| 1191 | 00:53:27,610 | 00:53:29,012 | Please unplug it. | Please unplug it. |
| 1192 | 00:53:30,613 | 00:53:32,615 | Unplug it! | Unplug it! |
| 1193 | 00:53:34,117 | 00:53:36,719 | I'm just looking at the guest list here. | I'm just looking at the guest list here. |
| 1194 | 00:53:36,753 | 00:53:38,955 | Great. Great turnout. | Great. Great turnout. |
| 1195 | 00:53:38,988 | 00:53:41,758 | Especially considering the short notice. | Especially considering the short notice. |
| 1196 | 00:53:41,791 | 00:53:43,126 | Really good. | Really good. |
| 1197 | 00:53:44,761 | 00:53:47,630 | Mmm. You ever have one of those? | Mmm. You ever have one of those? |
| 1198 | 00:53:49,766 | 00:53:51,734 | Yeah, green beans. | Yeah, green beans. |
| 1199 | 00:53:51,768 | 00:53:53,036 | Haricot vert. | Haricot vert. |
| 1200 | 00:53:54,637 | 00:53:57,707 | Isn't that French for "green beans"? | Isn't that French for "green beans"? |
| 1201 | 00:53:57,740 | 00:54:00,043 | These are more delicate. | These are more delicate. |
| 1202 | 00:54:00,076 | 00:54:01,878 | Thinner, more flavorful. | Thinner, more flavorful. |
| 1203 | 00:54:04,914 | 00:54:07,717 | - I didn't know you spoke French. - Mm. | - I didn't know you spoke French. - Mm. |
| 1204 | 00:54:10,387 | 00:54:11,954 | Would you like something? | Would you like something? |
| 1205 | 00:54:11,988 | 00:54:14,090 | No, no. | No, no. |
| 1206 | 00:54:17,227 | 00:54:19,562 | This too loud? | This too loud? |
| 1207 | 00:54:49,992 | 00:54:51,661 | Richard and Ginnie Peeler | Richard and Ginnie Peeler |
| 1208 | 00:54:51,694 | 00:54:52,662 | are hosting. | are hosting. |
| 1209 | 00:54:52,695 | 00:54:53,996 | He's a hedge fund swell. | He's a hedge fund swell. |
| 1210 | 00:54:54,030 | 00:54:56,199 | She's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years. | She's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years. |
| 1211 | 00:54:56,233 | 00:54:58,067 | Richard Peeler. Yeah? | Richard Peeler. Yeah? |
| 1212 | 00:54:58,101 | 00:54:59,869 | Got it. | Got it. |
| 1213 | 00:55:01,904 | 00:55:03,906 | Are you, like, 12? | Are you, like, 12? |
| 1214 | 00:55:07,143 | 00:55:09,213 | It's not only that the sand traps are deeper, | It's not only that the sand traps are deeper, |
| 1215 | 00:55:09,246 | 00:55:11,681 | but the quality of the sand at... | but the quality of the sand at... |
| 1216 | 00:55:11,714 | 00:55:13,082 | Excuse me. Gary! Hey. | Excuse me. Gary! Hey. |
| 1217 | 00:55:13,116 | 00:55:15,118 | Dick Peeler. | Dick Peeler. |
| 1218 | 00:55:15,151 | 00:55:17,820 | Gary, thank you for coming. | Gary, thank you for coming. |
| 1219 | 00:55:17,854 | 00:55:19,889 | Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having us. | Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having us. |
| 1220 | 00:55:19,922 | 00:55:21,190 | Well, we're really, really excited. | Well, we're really, really excited. |
| 1221 | 00:55:21,225 | 00:55:23,659 | We're excited. Jack! Jack! | We're excited. Jack! Jack! |
| 1222 | 00:55:23,693 | 00:55:25,094 | I'd like you to meet Richard Peeler. | I'd like you to meet Richard Peeler. |
| 1223 | 00:55:25,128 | 00:55:26,195 | - What an honor. - Colonel Jack Hastings. | - What an honor. - Colonel Jack Hastings. |
| 1224 | 00:55:26,230 | 00:55:27,997 | - Oh. - Very nice to meet you. | - Oh. - Very nice to meet you. |
| 1225 | 00:55:28,030 | 00:55:29,999 | - Thank you for... having us. - Oh, it's really an honor. | - Thank you for... having us. - Oh, it's really an honor. |
| 1226 | 00:55:30,032 | 00:55:32,034 | - And, uh... - Yeah. | - And, uh... - Yeah. |
| 1227 | 00:55:32,068 | 00:55:34,837 | No, it's, uh, you know, the authentic thing here. | No, it's, uh, you know, the authentic thing here. |
| 1228 | 00:55:34,871 | 00:55:36,206 | I see that. It's amazing. | I see that. It's amazing. |
| 1229 | 00:55:36,240 | 00:55:38,107 | Uh, can I get you something to drink? | Uh, can I get you something to drink? |
| 1230 | 00:55:38,141 | 00:55:39,842 | Sure. What would you like? | Sure. What would you like? |
| 1231 | 00:55:39,876 | 00:55:42,912 | Uh, I'd like a little, uh, tea. | Uh, I'd like a little, uh, tea. |
| 1232 | 00:55:42,945 | 00:55:44,914 | Chamomile if you have it. | Chamomile if you have it. |
| 1233 | 00:55:44,947 | 00:55:46,149 | All right. | All right. |
| 1234 | 00:55:46,182 | 00:55:47,750 | That's fine. You want a Scotch. | That's fine. You want a Scotch. |
| 1235 | 00:55:47,783 | 00:55:49,051 | - Yes, please. - Yes, I know that. | - Yes, please. - Yes, I know that. |
| 1236 | 00:55:56,893 | 00:55:58,728 | He's a criminal. | He's a criminal. |
| 1237 | 00:55:58,761 | 00:55:59,962 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
| 1238 | 00:55:59,996 | 00:56:01,164 | He's a criminal. | He's a criminal. |
| 1239 | 00:56:01,197 | 00:56:02,798 | Trust me, I've done deals with him. | Trust me, I've done deals with him. |
| 1240 | 00:56:02,832 | 00:56:04,268 | Our democracy is falling apart. | Our democracy is falling apart. |
| 1241 | 00:56:04,301 | 00:56:05,768 | We're gonna lose it. | We're gonna lose it. |
| 1242 | 00:56:05,801 | 00:56:07,271 | Tom Friedman had a great line. | Tom Friedman had a great line. |
| 1243 | 00:56:07,304 | 00:56:09,705 | I like to say he's the Bitcoin of presidents. | I like to say he's the Bitcoin of presidents. |
| 1244 | 00:56:09,739 | 00:56:11,475 | Her whole dress line was made in China. | Her whole dress line was made in China. |
| 1245 | 00:56:11,508 | 00:56:13,243 | The man is mentally ill. | The man is mentally ill. |
| 1246 | 00:56:13,277 | 00:56:14,877 | Fuckface von Clownstick. | Fuckface von Clownstick. |
| 1247 | 00:56:14,911 | 00:56:16,712 | I'm mad? We should all be mad. | I'm mad? We should all be mad. |
| 1248 | 00:56:16,746 | 00:56:19,048 | I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants? | I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants? |
| 1249 | 00:56:19,081 | 00:56:21,318 | And there's not a whole lot of the, um... | And there's not a whole lot of the, um... |
| 1250 | 00:56:21,351 | 00:56:22,919 | What did you call that? | What did you call that? |
| 1251 | 00:56:22,952 | 00:56:24,921 | - Uh, farm-to-table. - The farm-to-table. | - Uh, farm-to-table. - The farm-to-table. |
| 1252 | 00:56:24,954 | 00:56:29,158 | I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh... | I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh... |
| 1253 | 00:56:29,192 | 00:56:33,963 | all goes from farms to tables of some kind. | all goes from farms to tables of some kind. |
| 1254 | 00:56:37,234 | 00:56:39,902 | We're so excited that you're all here. | We're so excited that you're all here. |
| 1255 | 00:56:39,936 | 00:56:42,104 | And we are so thankful | And we are so thankful |
| 1256 | 00:56:42,138 | 00:56:44,208 | to our old friend for presenting us | to our old friend for presenting us |
| 1257 | 00:56:44,241 | 00:56:47,877 | with another informative and, uh, just stimulating evening. | with another informative and, uh, just stimulating evening. |
| 1258 | 00:56:47,910 | 00:56:50,012 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1259 | 00:56:50,046 | 00:56:51,948 | You know him. You love him. | You know him. You love him. |
| 1260 | 00:56:51,981 | 00:56:53,749 | And sometimes hate. | And sometimes hate. |
| 1261 | 00:56:53,783 | 00:56:56,852 | - Hate writing the checks, but, uh, you know. - Yeah. | - Hate writing the checks, but, uh, you know. - Yeah. |
| 1262 | 00:56:58,087 | 00:57:00,224 | - Gary. - Thank you. Thanks so much. | - Gary. - Thank you. Thanks so much. |
| 1263 | 00:57:00,257 | 00:57:01,891 | Thanks for coming. | Thanks for coming. |
| 1264 | 00:57:01,924 | 00:57:03,092 | And thank you... | And thank you... |
| 1265 | 00:57:03,125 | 00:57:05,229 | Keep that going for the Peelers, please. | Keep that going for the Peelers, please. |
| 1266 | 00:57:05,262 | 00:57:07,964 | Their tremendous hospitality. | Their tremendous hospitality. |
| 1267 | 00:57:07,997 | 00:57:10,234 | Listen, I'm not gonna take up too much of your time | Listen, I'm not gonna take up too much of your time |
| 1268 | 00:57:10,267 | 00:57:13,069 | other than to say thank you all for being here. | other than to say thank you all for being here. |
| 1269 | 00:57:13,102 | 00:57:16,105 | One thing I do want to say, though, is that | One thing I do want to say, though, is that |
| 1270 | 00:57:16,138 | 00:57:20,009 | Colonel Jack Hastings is the embodiment | Colonel Jack Hastings is the embodiment |
| 1271 | 00:57:20,042 | 00:57:22,178 | of America's real greatness. | of America's real greatness. |
| 1272 | 00:57:22,212 | 00:57:26,182 | Service to nation, hard work, faith. | Service to nation, hard work, faith. |
| 1273 | 00:57:26,216 | 00:57:29,286 | Republicans don't own those values, do they? | Republicans don't own those values, do they? |
| 1274 | 00:57:29,319 | 00:57:31,020 | They don't own 'em. | They don't own 'em. |
| 1275 | 00:57:31,053 | 00:57:32,989 | They can't. | They can't. |
| 1276 | 00:57:33,022 | 00:57:34,291 | Inclusion. | Inclusion. |
| 1277 | 00:57:34,324 | 00:57:35,992 | That's the most important of all. | That's the most important of all. |
| 1278 | 00:57:36,025 | 00:57:37,994 | But sometimes, we get comfortable | But sometimes, we get comfortable |
| 1279 | 00:57:38,027 | 00:57:39,862 | in our own little ideological bubbles. | in our own little ideological bubbles. |
| 1280 | 00:57:39,895 | 00:57:41,265 | I see them. | I see them. |
| 1281 | 00:57:41,298 | 00:57:43,165 | You can't see them, necessarily, but I see 'em. | You can't see them, necessarily, but I see 'em. |
| 1282 | 00:57:43,199 | 00:57:44,568 | There's a little bubble there. | There's a little bubble there. |
| 1283 | 00:57:44,601 | 00:57:46,403 | There's a little bubble there. | There's a little bubble there. |
| 1284 | 00:57:46,436 | 00:57:48,871 | And we forget to reach out. | And we forget to reach out. |
| 1285 | 00:57:48,904 | 00:57:51,341 | To find empathy and understanding | To find empathy and understanding |
| 1286 | 00:57:51,375 | 00:57:55,144 | across religious or racial | across religious or racial |
| 1287 | 00:57:55,177 | 00:57:58,014 | or just plain geographical boundaries. | or just plain geographical boundaries. |
| 1288 | 00:57:58,047 | 00:58:00,983 | And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit. | And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit. |
| 1289 | 00:58:02,018 | 00:58:04,221 | So, without further ado, | So, without further ado, |
| 1290 | 00:58:04,254 | 00:58:06,856 | I would like you to join me in welcoming | I would like you to join me in welcoming |
| 1291 | 00:58:06,889 | 00:58:10,394 | the next mayor of Deerlaken, Wisconsin, | the next mayor of Deerlaken, Wisconsin, |
| 1292 | 00:58:10,427 | 00:58:12,928 | Colonel Jack Hastings. | Colonel Jack Hastings. |
| 1293 | 00:58:12,962 | 00:58:14,997 | Hear, hear. | Hear, hear. |
| 1294 | 00:58:19,436 | 00:58:22,372 | Uh, uh... thanks, folks. | Uh, uh... thanks, folks. |
| 1295 | 00:58:22,406 | 00:58:25,609 | And thanks to Gary | And thanks to Gary |
| 1296 | 00:58:25,642 | 00:58:28,445 | - and to the Peelers. - Thank you. | - and to the Peelers. - Thank you. |
| 1297 | 00:58:28,478 | 00:58:31,180 | Wow, this is a great house. | Wow, this is a great house. |
| 1298 | 00:58:31,214 | 00:58:33,149 | It's a great house. | It's a great house. |
| 1299 | 00:58:33,182 | 00:58:35,285 | Um... | Um... |
| 1300 | 00:58:37,153 | 00:58:39,922 | I see some of you are... | I see some of you are... |
| 1301 | 00:58:39,955 | 00:58:42,359 | wondering what I'm doing here. | wondering what I'm doing here. |
| 1302 | 00:58:43,360 | 00:58:44,894 | And... | And... |
| 1303 | 00:58:46,095 | 00:58:48,799 | I think I'm wondering the same. | I think I'm wondering the same. |
| 1304 | 00:58:50,032 | 00:58:51,435 | Uh... | Uh... |
| 1305 | 00:58:51,468 | 00:58:53,836 | I guess that's the point. | I guess that's the point. |
| 1306 | 00:58:55,238 | 00:58:58,874 | Without all this, you might never have met me. | Without all this, you might never have met me. |
| 1307 | 00:58:58,908 | 00:59:02,245 | And I certainly wouldn't have met you. | And I certainly wouldn't have met you. |
| 1308 | 00:59:03,480 | 00:59:05,114 | But... | But... |
| 1309 | 00:59:06,516 | 00:59:08,851 | ...uh, now we have. | ...uh, now we have. |
| 1310 | 00:59:11,688 | 00:59:14,224 | So, uh... | So, uh... |
| 1311 | 00:59:17,059 | 00:59:18,228 | Um... | Um... |
| 1312 | 00:59:18,261 | 00:59:20,096 | Colonel, Colonel. | Colonel, Colonel. |
| 1313 | 00:59:20,129 | 00:59:22,432 | - Yeah. - Gary Zimmer from "The D.C. Bugle." | - Yeah. - Gary Zimmer from "The D.C. Bugle." |
| 1314 | 00:59:22,466 | 00:59:25,034 | Um, why... | Um, why... |
| 1315 | 00:59:25,067 | 00:59:29,071 | why should a bunch of uptight Upper West Siders care about | why should a bunch of uptight Upper West Siders care about |
| 1316 | 00:59:29,105 | 00:59:30,906 | a little town in Wisconsin? | a little town in Wisconsin? |
| 1317 | 00:59:32,709 | 00:59:35,212 | Uh, it's hard to say. | Uh, it's hard to say. |
| 1318 | 00:59:36,279 | 00:59:38,382 | I guess we're hurting, | I guess we're hurting, |
| 1319 | 00:59:38,415 | 00:59:41,418 | looking for help from you. | looking for help from you. |
| 1320 | 00:59:43,720 | 00:59:45,389 | What can we do to help? | What can we do to help? |
| 1321 | 00:59:45,422 | 00:59:47,524 | I'll take that. Money. | I'll take that. Money. |
| 1322 | 00:59:47,557 | 00:59:49,459 | Money. | Money. |
| 1323 | 00:59:49,493 | 00:59:52,396 | It's a serious question, actually. | It's a serious question, actually. |
| 1324 | 00:59:52,429 | 00:59:55,298 | You know, our politics seem broken. | You know, our politics seem broken. |
| 1325 | 00:59:55,332 | 00:59:59,902 | Colonel, what do you see is the system's greatest weakness? | Colonel, what do you see is the system's greatest weakness? |
| 1326 | 01:00:03,005 | 01:00:06,510 | Hmm, well, I guess, for one thing, | Hmm, well, I guess, for one thing, |
| 1327 | 01:00:06,543 | 01:00:09,111 | this. | this. |
| 1328 | 01:00:09,145 | 01:00:10,913 | Here, tonight. | Here, tonight. |
| 1329 | 01:00:12,382 | 01:00:15,419 | And I mean no disrespect. | And I mean no disrespect. |
| 1330 | 01:00:16,753 | 01:00:20,089 | I just think this seems a bit crazy. | I just think this seems a bit crazy. |
| 1331 | 01:00:20,122 | 01:00:22,191 | I want to help my town. | I want to help my town. |
| 1332 | 01:00:22,225 | 01:00:24,160 | I want to be mayor, | I want to be mayor, |
| 1333 | 01:00:24,193 | 01:00:27,297 | some town in the middle of Wisconsin. | some town in the middle of Wisconsin. |
| 1334 | 01:00:27,330 | 01:00:29,266 | So, instead of being home | So, instead of being home |
| 1335 | 01:00:29,299 | 01:00:32,302 | working on some smart things to help my town, | working on some smart things to help my town, |
| 1336 | 01:00:32,335 | 01:00:35,205 | I have to fly here to your town | I have to fly here to your town |
| 1337 | 01:00:35,238 | 01:00:38,174 | and convince you that my town's worth saving. | and convince you that my town's worth saving. |
| 1338 | 01:00:38,208 | 01:00:41,043 | And that I'm worth it. | And that I'm worth it. |
| 1339 | 01:00:41,076 | 01:00:44,514 | And that saving it is worth it to you. | And that saving it is worth it to you. |
| 1340 | 01:00:44,548 | 01:00:47,016 | All so you can give me some money. | All so you can give me some money. |
| 1341 | 01:00:47,049 | 01:00:50,019 | Not for my town, but for me. | Not for my town, but for me. |
| 1342 | 01:00:50,052 | 01:00:54,458 | To help convince my town that I'm worth it. | To help convince my town that I'm worth it. |
| 1343 | 01:00:56,359 | 01:00:59,529 | I mean... | I mean... |
| 1344 | 01:00:59,563 | 01:01:04,166 | I don't know, it just sounds so stupid. | I don't know, it just sounds so stupid. |
| 1345 | 01:01:19,249 | 01:01:21,016 | Still crying? | Still crying? |
| 1346 | 01:01:22,452 | 01:01:24,621 | A little bit. | A little bit. |
| 1347 | 01:01:24,654 | 01:01:26,289 | Mm. | Mm. |
| 1348 | 01:01:27,824 | 01:01:32,496 | You gonna do that all the way home? | You gonna do that all the way home? |
| 1349 | 01:01:32,529 | 01:01:34,331 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 1350 | 01:01:37,367 | 01:01:39,369 | Why? | Why? |
| 1351 | 01:01:40,537 | 01:01:42,506 | Because the seat belt sign is on | Because the seat belt sign is on |
| 1352 | 01:01:42,539 | 01:01:45,475 | and I can't get up to hug you. | and I can't get up to hug you. |
| 1353 | 01:01:45,509 | 01:01:48,411 | Damn, Jack. | Damn, Jack. |
| 1354 | 01:01:48,445 | 01:01:51,113 | You walked in there, | You walked in there, |
| 1355 | 01:01:51,146 | 01:01:54,183 | into the lion's den like that... | into the lion's den like that... |
| 1356 | 01:01:54,217 | 01:01:55,252 | Daniel. | Daniel. |
| 1357 | 01:01:55,285 | 01:01:57,119 | Yeah, and just... | Yeah, and just... |
| 1358 | 01:01:57,152 | 01:02:00,257 | you told 'em, straight up, this isn't right. | you told 'em, straight up, this isn't right. |
| 1359 | 01:02:00,290 | 01:02:02,392 | This is wrong. The system is corrupt. | This is wrong. The system is corrupt. |
| 1360 | 01:02:02,425 | 01:02:04,594 | I'm out of order? You're out of order. | I'm out of order? You're out of order. |
| 1361 | 01:02:04,628 | 01:02:06,296 | The whole damn system's out of order! | The whole damn system's out of order! |
| 1362 | 01:02:06,329 | 01:02:08,632 | Attica! Att... | Attica! Att... |
| 1363 | 01:02:10,267 | 01:02:12,269 | Money. | Money. |
| 1364 | 01:02:12,302 | 01:02:16,540 | Oh, God, their money is the problem? | Oh, God, their money is the problem? |
| 1365 | 01:02:16,573 | 01:02:19,242 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 1366 | 01:02:19,276 | 01:02:20,844 | You should've seen their faces. | You should've seen their faces. |
| 1367 | 01:02:20,877 | 01:02:22,445 | I saw. | I saw. |
| 1368 | 01:02:22,479 | 01:02:26,216 | They ate it up. | They ate it up. |
| 1369 | 01:02:26,249 | 01:02:28,552 | We could've named our price. | We could've named our price. |
| 1370 | 01:02:31,321 | 01:02:33,088 | Oh, no way Faith matches. | Oh, no way Faith matches. |
| 1371 | 01:02:33,122 | 01:02:35,325 | - And why is that, now? - Oh. | - And why is that, now? - Oh. |
| 1372 | 01:02:35,358 | 01:02:38,428 | Because they're spending to stop something, | Because they're spending to stop something, |
| 1373 | 01:02:38,461 | 01:02:40,497 | and we're spending to start something. | and we're spending to start something. |
| 1374 | 01:02:41,631 | 01:02:43,500 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 1375 | 01:02:43,533 | 01:02:45,435 | I'm mad as hell, | I'm mad as hell, |
| 1376 | 01:02:45,468 | 01:02:47,871 | and I can't take it anymore! | and I can't take it anymore! |
| 1377 | 01:02:47,904 | 01:02:50,340 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 1378 | 01:02:50,373 | 01:02:52,542 | Gary, you... green bean? | Gary, you... green bean? |
| 1379 | 01:02:52,576 | 01:02:54,244 | No. | No. |
| 1380 | 01:02:54,277 | 01:02:56,178 | Okay. No, thank you. | Okay. No, thank you. |
| 1381 | 01:02:58,248 | 01:03:00,283 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 1382 | 01:03:00,317 | 01:03:02,719 | I'm telling you, he is the real deal. | I'm telling you, he is the real deal. |
| 1383 | 01:03:02,752 | 01:03:05,589 | It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. | It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. |
| 1384 | 01:03:05,622 | 01:03:07,624 | Like a churchgoing Bernie Sanders | Like a churchgoing Bernie Sanders |
| 1385 | 01:03:07,657 | 01:03:09,426 | with better bone density. | with better bone density. |
| 1386 | 01:03:09,459 | 01:03:11,193 | - He... Oh, here they are. - Hello. Good morning. | - He... Oh, here they are. - Hello. Good morning. |
| 1387 | 01:03:11,227 | 01:03:12,596 | Here they are. | Here they are. |
| 1388 | 01:03:12,629 | 01:03:14,598 | Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of Deerlaken | Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of Deerlaken |
| 1389 | 01:03:14,631 | 01:03:16,198 | and his talented first daughter. | and his talented first daughter. |
| 1390 | 01:03:16,232 | 01:03:18,234 | - Please join me. - You are fired up, huh? | - Please join me. - You are fired up, huh? |
| 1391 | 01:03:18,268 | 01:03:20,403 | I am fired... Why wouldn't I be fired up? | I am fired... Why wouldn't I be fired up? |
| 1392 | 01:03:20,437 | 01:03:24,608 | I am working with the future of the Democratic Party here. | I am working with the future of the Democratic Party here. |
| 1393 | 01:03:24,641 | 01:03:27,711 | Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent. | Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent. |
| 1394 | 01:03:27,744 | 01:03:29,546 | He crushed it. | He crushed it. |
| 1395 | 01:03:29,579 | 01:03:31,715 | And because of that, I'd like to show you | And because of that, I'd like to show you |
| 1396 | 01:03:31,748 | 01:03:34,250 | the fruits of your labor. | the fruits of your labor. |
| 1397 | 01:03:34,284 | 01:03:38,221 | Because he was so good, I was able to hire... | Because he was so good, I was able to hire... |
| 1398 | 01:03:38,254 | 01:03:39,689 | the "A" team. | the "A" team. |
| 1399 | 01:03:39,723 | 01:03:41,625 | - Mm-hmm. - I'm just kidding. | - Mm-hmm. - I'm just kidding. |
| 1400 | 01:03:41,658 | 01:03:43,293 | They're not the "A" team. | They're not the "A" team. |
| 1401 | 01:03:43,326 | 01:03:44,661 | Not that you aren't great. | Not that you aren't great. |
| 1402 | 01:03:44,694 | 01:03:47,464 | But this... | But this... |
| 1403 | 01:03:47,497 | 01:03:48,732 | is the real "A" team. | is the real "A" team. |
| 1404 | 01:03:48,765 | 01:03:50,634 | I get it, but what are the numbers? | I get it, but what are the numbers? |
| 1405 | 01:03:56,272 | 01:03:57,507 | - You know Kurt Lehman, polling and modeling. - Oh, my God. | - You know Kurt Lehman, polling and modeling. - Oh, my God. |
| 1406 | 01:03:57,540 | 01:03:59,174 | - Yes. Hi. - Hi. | - Yes. Hi. - Hi. |
| 1407 | 01:03:59,209 | 01:04:00,677 | - He gives us a window into the electorate. - Hi. - Hey. | - He gives us a window into the electorate. - Hi. - Hey. |
| 1408 | 01:04:00,710 | 01:04:02,445 | - How are you? - Best in the business. | - How are you? - Best in the business. |
| 1409 | 01:04:02,479 | 01:04:04,214 | When everyone was predicting Hillary | When everyone was predicting Hillary |
| 1410 | 01:04:04,247 | 01:04:06,950 | in a landslide over Trump, Kurt was the one guy | in a landslide over Trump, Kurt was the one guy |
| 1411 | 01:04:06,983 | 01:04:09,753 | who had her just barely beating him. | who had her just barely beating him. |
| 1412 | 01:04:09,786 | 01:04:13,256 | My models just picked up the trend lines, so... | My models just picked up the trend lines, so... |
| 1413 | 01:04:13,289 | 01:04:15,258 | If the election had taken place a month or two later... | If the election had taken place a month or two later... |
| 1414 | 01:04:15,291 | 01:04:17,961 | My numbers would've been 100% on the money. | My numbers would've been 100% on the money. |
| 1415 | 01:04:17,994 | 01:04:19,729 | - Mm-hmm. - Wow. | - Mm-hmm. - Wow. |
| 1416 | 01:04:19,763 | 01:04:21,398 | Impressive. | Impressive. |
| 1417 | 01:04:21,431 | 01:04:22,565 | Well... | Well... |
| 1418 | 01:04:22,599 | 01:04:24,334 | Well, he was the least wrong. | Well, he was the least wrong. |
| 1419 | 01:04:24,367 | 01:04:25,969 | Tina Kuryev, analytics. | Tina Kuryev, analytics. |
| 1420 | 01:04:26,002 | 01:04:27,604 | She gives us a window into the voters. | She gives us a window into the voters. |
| 1421 | 01:04:27,637 | 01:04:29,239 | Good to meet you, sir. | Good to meet you, sir. |
| 1422 | 01:04:29,272 | 01:04:31,741 | Oh. I thought, uh, polling did that. | Oh. I thought, uh, polling did that. |
| 1423 | 01:04:31,775 | 01:04:34,477 | - It does. - Well, he tells you how he thinks they feel. | - It does. - Well, he tells you how he thinks they feel. |
| 1424 | 01:04:34,511 | 01:04:36,413 | I tell you how they really feel. | I tell you how they really feel. |
| 1425 | 01:04:38,415 | 01:04:41,284 | - People are liars. - Here we go. | - People are liars. - Here we go. |
| 1426 | 01:04:41,317 | 01:04:44,387 | He can tell you how often people say they go to church. | He can tell you how often people say they go to church. |
| 1427 | 01:04:44,421 | 01:04:45,789 | She can tell you if they actually go. | She can tell you if they actually go. |
| 1428 | 01:04:45,822 | 01:04:47,991 | I can tell you if God is in their hearts. | I can tell you if God is in their hearts. |
| 1429 | 01:04:48,024 | 01:04:49,492 | - Oh, my God. - Tina's in online analytics. | - Oh, my God. - Tina's in online analytics. |
| 1430 | 01:04:49,526 | 01:04:50,994 | Hey, can I just say... | Hey, can I just say... |
| 1431 | 01:04:51,027 | 01:04:53,496 | we take deception into account, too, okay? | we take deception into account, too, okay? |
| 1432 | 01:04:53,530 | 01:04:55,565 | Yeah, polling is an art form, but, | Yeah, polling is an art form, but, |
| 1433 | 01:04:55,598 | 01:04:57,834 | you know, there's plenty of science to back it up. | you know, there's plenty of science to back it up. |
| 1434 | 01:04:57,867 | 01:05:00,336 | Says the guy still calling landlines. | Says the guy still calling landlines. |
| 1435 | 01:05:00,370 | 01:05:02,672 | People tell computers the truth, right? | People tell computers the truth, right? |
| 1436 | 01:05:02,706 | 01:05:04,774 | Their desires, their prejudices. | Their desires, their prejudices. |
| 1437 | 01:05:04,808 | 01:05:06,710 | Every search, every transaction... | Every search, every transaction... |
| 1438 | 01:05:06,743 | 01:05:08,712 | it's an unguarded private moment. | it's an unguarded private moment. |
| 1439 | 01:05:08,745 | 01:05:12,015 | So there's no, uh, margin of error, you know? | So there's no, uh, margin of error, you know? |
| 1440 | 01:05:12,048 | 01:05:14,784 | The digital footprint is your true self. | The digital footprint is your true self. |
| 1441 | 01:05:14,818 | 01:05:17,020 | But, surely, people are more complicated | But, surely, people are more complicated |
| 1442 | 01:05:17,053 | 01:05:19,322 | than their online transactions. | than their online transactions. |
| 1443 | 01:05:19,355 | 01:05:21,357 | Well, says the woman with three cats | Well, says the woman with three cats |
| 1444 | 01:05:21,391 | 01:05:23,760 | and an intense search history of the herpes virus. | and an intense search history of the herpes virus. |
| 1445 | 01:05:29,899 | 01:05:31,835 | One of the cats... | One of the cats... |
| 1446 | 01:05:31,868 | 01:05:33,737 | Is this legal? | Is this legal? |
| 1447 | 01:05:33,770 | 01:05:36,539 | Law enforcement or in the eyes of God? | Law enforcement or in the eyes of God? |
| 1448 | 01:05:39,409 | 01:05:41,845 | With two weeks to go until election day, | With two weeks to go until election day, |
| 1449 | 01:05:41,878 | 01:05:44,347 | we have an update on the Deerlaken mayoral race. | we have an update on the Deerlaken mayoral race. |
| 1450 | 01:05:44,380 | 01:05:46,349 | The race between Colonel Jack Hastings | The race between Colonel Jack Hastings |
| 1451 | 01:05:46,382 | 01:05:49,652 | and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun is tightening. | and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun is tightening. |
| 1452 | 01:05:49,686 | 01:05:51,588 | Who here has been chosen as 527s? | Who here has been chosen as 527s? |
| 1453 | 01:05:51,621 | 01:05:52,622 | Raise your hands, please. | Raise your hands, please. |
| 1454 | 01:05:52,655 | 01:05:55,625 | One, two, three, four. Good. | One, two, three, four. Good. |
| 1455 | 01:05:55,658 | 01:05:57,627 | You all run super PACs now. | You all run super PACs now. |
| 1456 | 01:05:57,660 | 01:06:01,798 | You are no longer associated with this campaign. | You are no longer associated with this campaign. |
| 1457 | 01:06:01,831 | 01:06:06,669 | And as such, it is time to move to your super PAC location, | And as such, it is time to move to your super PAC location, |
| 1458 | 01:06:06,703 | 01:06:09,839 | which is all the way at the back of the room, | which is all the way at the back of the room, |
| 1459 | 01:06:09,873 | 01:06:13,843 | far, far away from the activity of the campaign. | far, far away from the activity of the campaign. |
| 1460 | 01:06:14,911 | 01:06:16,579 | Right now? | Right now? |
| 1461 | 01:06:16,613 | 01:06:19,382 | I am not at liberty to say. | I am not at liberty to say. |
| 1462 | 01:06:19,415 | 01:06:22,752 | The campaign cannot coordinate with the super PAC. | The campaign cannot coordinate with the super PAC. |
| 1463 | 01:06:22,786 | 01:06:24,387 | So... | So... |
| 1464 | 01:06:24,420 | 01:06:26,523 | After the meeting. | After the meeting. |
| 1465 | 01:06:26,556 | 01:06:28,525 | ♪ You always won ♪ | ♪ You always won ♪ |
| 1466 | 01:06:28,558 | 01:06:30,860 | ♪ Every time you placed a bet... ♪ | ♪ Every time you placed a bet... ♪ |
| 1467 | 01:06:34,364 | 01:06:35,799 | Get me that fucking sat truck! | Get me that fucking sat truck! |
| 1468 | 01:06:35,832 | 01:06:38,635 | Get it now! They're gonna out-communicate us! | Get it now! They're gonna out-communicate us! |
| 1469 | 01:06:38,668 | 01:06:41,404 | Here, we have an unusual cluster of single women. | Here, we have an unusual cluster of single women. |
| 1470 | 01:06:41,437 | 01:06:42,572 | They're all gonna get pamphlets | They're all gonna get pamphlets |
| 1471 | 01:06:42,605 | 01:06:44,374 | saying that the mayor is gonna repeal | saying that the mayor is gonna repeal |
| 1472 | 01:06:44,407 | 01:06:45,909 | the health care payment for birth control. | the health care payment for birth control. |
| 1473 | 01:06:45,942 | 01:06:47,343 | What's this? | What's this? |
| 1474 | 01:06:47,377 | 01:06:49,712 | It's eight SMAWs. | It's eight SMAWs. |
| 1475 | 01:06:49,746 | 01:06:51,815 | Stay-at-home middle-aged women. | Stay-at-home middle-aged women. |
| 1476 | 01:06:51,848 | 01:06:54,384 | - 29 to 54. - 29? | - 29 to 54. - 29? |
| 1477 | 01:06:54,417 | 01:06:55,952 | That's middle-aged? | That's middle-aged? |
| 1478 | 01:06:55,985 | 01:06:58,121 | Yes. Yes, it is. | Yes. Yes, it is. |
| 1479 | 01:06:58,154 | 01:06:59,823 | You got to do it on the adjective. | You got to do it on the adjective. |
| 1480 | 01:06:59,856 | 01:07:01,624 | Safe streets. It's not safe streets. | Safe streets. It's not safe streets. |
| 1481 | 01:07:01,658 | 01:07:03,660 | - Everybody wants safe streets! - Safe... No, no, no. | - Everybody wants safe streets! - Safe... No, no, no. |
| 1482 | 01:07:03,693 | 01:07:04,694 | Okay, that's coming off a little angry. | Okay, that's coming off a little angry. |
| 1483 | 01:07:04,727 | 01:07:07,430 | Did you finish those donor calls? | Did you finish those donor calls? |
| 1484 | 01:07:07,463 | 01:07:08,832 | Yeah, just about. | Yeah, just about. |
| 1485 | 01:07:08,865 | 01:07:10,834 | I just always had a notion that farmers had a... | I just always had a notion that farmers had a... |
| 1486 | 01:07:10,867 | 01:07:12,702 | I'm sorry, are... are you clicking your heels? | I'm sorry, are... are you clicking your heels? |
| 1487 | 01:07:12,735 | 01:07:13,937 | Are you Dorothy? | Are you Dorothy? |
| 1488 | 01:07:13,970 | 01:07:15,705 | Is there no place like home? | Is there no place like home? |
| 1489 | 01:07:15,738 | 01:07:17,941 | ♪ Turning on the charm ♪ | ♪ Turning on the charm ♪ |
| 1490 | 01:07:17,974 | 01:07:20,910 | - ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪ - ♪ Still the same... ♪ | - ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪ - ♪ Still the same... ♪ |
| 1491 | 01:07:20,944 | 01:07:24,447 | America's greatness and God's grace... | America's greatness and God's grace... |
| 1492 | 01:07:24,480 | 01:07:27,817 | I'd go to battle for those two any day. | I'd go to battle for those two any day. |
| 1493 | 01:07:27,851 | 01:07:29,519 | Paid for by Wisconsinites | Paid for by Wisconsinites |
| 1494 | 01:07:29,552 | 01:07:30,887 | for Religiously Based Compassionate Empathy. | for Religiously Based Compassionate Empathy. |
| 1495 | 01:07:35,758 | 01:07:36,860 | Did you just sigh? | Did you just sigh? |
| 1496 | 01:07:36,893 | 01:07:38,494 | - Did he just sigh? - Oh, I can't... | - Did he just sigh? - Oh, I can't... |
| 1497 | 01:07:38,528 | 01:07:39,796 | Don't even get me started with sighing. | Don't even get me started with sighing. |
| 1498 | 01:07:39,829 | 01:07:41,865 | Now, here, this cluster in blue | Now, here, this cluster in blue |
| 1499 | 01:07:41,898 | 01:07:43,733 | have children, so they're gonna get | have children, so they're gonna get |
| 1500 | 01:07:43,766 | 01:07:45,969 | pamphlets saying "save our schools" | pamphlets saying "save our schools" |
| 1501 | 01:07:46,002 | 01:07:49,505 | because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets. | because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets. |
| 1502 | 01:07:49,539 | 01:07:50,940 | "Hi. My name is Jack. I'm exasperated." | "Hi. My name is Jack. I'm exasperated." |
| 1503 | 01:07:52,508 | 01:07:54,611 | Why don't we move on to the WoMAMs? | Why don't we move on to the WoMAMs? |
| 1504 | 01:07:54,644 | 01:07:56,412 | White middle-aged men. | White middle-aged men. |
| 1505 | 01:07:59,649 | 01:08:03,887 | ♪ I had nothing left to say ♪ | ♪ I had nothing left to say ♪ |
| 1506 | 01:08:03,920 | 01:08:05,889 | ♪ 'Cause you're still the same ♪ | ♪ 'Cause you're still the same ♪ |
| 1507 | 01:08:05,922 | 01:08:07,624 | ♪ Still the same ♪ | ♪ Still the same ♪ |
| 1508 | 01:08:07,657 | 01:08:09,893 | ♪ Baby, baby, still the same ♪ | ♪ Baby, baby, still the same ♪ |
| 1509 | 01:08:09,926 | 01:08:11,461 | What's this? | What's this? |
| 1510 | 01:08:11,494 | 01:08:12,729 | Walt. | Walt. |
| 1511 | 01:08:12,762 | 01:08:13,997 | ♪ You're still the same... ♪ | ♪ You're still the same... ♪ |
| 1512 | 01:08:14,030 | 01:08:15,765 | Is that an acronym? | Is that an acronym? |
| 1513 | 01:08:15,798 | 01:08:18,401 | No, it is not. | No, it is not. |
| 1514 | 01:08:19,936 | 01:08:24,574 | Can I still bring baked goods to the super PAC location? | Can I still bring baked goods to the super PAC location? |
| 1515 | 01:08:31,881 | 01:08:33,416 | No. | No. |
| 1516 | 01:08:50,700 | 01:08:54,604 | I'm Colonel Jack Hastings, and I approve this message. | I'm Colonel Jack Hastings, and I approve this message. |
| 1517 | 01:08:54,637 | 01:08:56,072 | You want to come to Deerlaken, | You want to come to Deerlaken, |
| 1518 | 01:08:56,105 | 01:08:57,907 | you'll have to go through him. | you'll have to go through him. |
| 1519 | 01:09:00,643 | 01:09:02,912 | Paid for by Powerful Progressives for Strength. | Paid for by Powerful Progressives for Strength. |
| 1520 | 01:09:06,649 | 01:09:07,984 | - Thank you so much, sir. - You're welcome. | - Thank you so much, sir. - You're welcome. |
| 1521 | 01:09:08,017 | 01:09:09,619 | Thank you so much for your support. | Thank you so much for your support. |
| 1522 | 01:09:09,652 | 01:09:11,521 | - Thank you. - Thank you. | - Thank you. - Thank you. |
| 1523 | 01:09:13,756 | 01:09:16,793 | How the hell did she get the bayou billionaires involved? | How the hell did she get the bayou billionaires involved? |
| 1524 | 01:09:16,826 | 01:09:18,262 | You okay? Do you need some help? | You okay? Do you need some help? |
| 1525 | 01:09:18,295 | 01:09:19,996 | - Just fine. - You're good? Okay, thank you. | - Just fine. - You're good? Okay, thank you. |
| 1526 | 01:09:20,029 | 01:09:21,764 | She must have promised that they could have | She must have promised that they could have |
| 1527 | 01:09:21,798 | 01:09:23,633 | the town smelted after the election. | the town smelted after the election. |
| 1528 | 01:09:28,671 | 01:09:30,540 | I'm just very impressed with all this. | I'm just very impressed with all this. |
| 1529 | 01:09:30,573 | 01:09:32,842 | - You... you do the polling. - Uh-huh. In fact... | - You... you do the polling. - Uh-huh. In fact... |
| 1530 | 01:09:33,876 | 01:09:35,645 | There it is. | There it is. |
| 1531 | 01:09:35,678 | 01:09:36,713 | What is that? | What is that? |
| 1532 | 01:09:36,746 | 01:09:38,614 | No, who is that? Elton Chambers. | No, who is that? Elton Chambers. |
| 1533 | 01:09:38,648 | 01:09:40,717 | The Rocket Man? | The Rocket Man? |
| 1534 | 01:09:40,750 | 01:09:42,585 | The billionaire Rocket Man, yes. | The billionaire Rocket Man, yes. |
| 1535 | 01:09:42,618 | 01:09:44,721 | Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead. | Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead. |
| 1536 | 01:09:44,754 | 01:09:46,656 | - Well, he is dead. - No, no, no. | - Well, he is dead. - No, no, no. |
| 1537 | 01:09:46,689 | 01:09:48,758 | A series of micro-strokes. It's all good. | A series of micro-strokes. It's all good. |
| 1538 | 01:10:07,010 | 01:10:10,780 | Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming. | Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming. |
| 1539 | 01:10:10,813 | 01:10:13,850 | Everyone, this is the great Sir Elton. | Everyone, this is the great Sir Elton. |
| 1540 | 01:10:15,352 | 01:10:17,687 | Let's get through the pleasantries. | Let's get through the pleasantries. |
| 1541 | 01:10:17,720 | 01:10:20,556 | This is Jack Hastings and his daughter Diana. | This is Jack Hastings and his daughter Diana. |
| 1542 | 01:10:20,590 | 01:10:24,560 | Hello to you. | Hello to you. |
| 1543 | 01:10:24,594 | 01:10:26,896 | All right, well, let's get right to it, then. | All right, well, let's get right to it, then. |
| 1544 | 01:10:26,929 | 01:10:32,068 | Tell me, what is your position | Tell me, what is your position |
| 1545 | 01:10:32,101 | 01:10:35,671 | concerning the settlement | concerning the settlement |
| 1546 | 01:10:35,705 | 01:10:40,810 | of Kevyat Sharim? | of Kevyat Sharim? |
| 1547 | 01:10:42,145 | 01:10:44,147 | Uh... | Uh... |
| 1548 | 01:10:44,180 | 01:10:45,882 | I'm not sure I... | I'm not sure I... |
| 1549 | 01:10:45,915 | 01:10:46,983 | Israel. | Israel. |
| 1550 | 01:10:47,016 | 01:10:50,053 | Jack believes that sovereign nations | Jack believes that sovereign nations |
| 1551 | 01:10:50,086 | 01:10:51,754 | are entitled to self-defense. | are entitled to self-defense. |
| 1552 | 01:10:51,788 | 01:10:52,922 | Strongly? | Strongly? |
| 1553 | 01:10:52,955 | 01:10:54,157 | Strongly believes, yes. | Strongly believes, yes. |
| 1554 | 01:11:01,197 | 01:11:02,999 | An election is a moral horror, | An election is a moral horror, |
| 1555 | 01:11:03,032 | 01:11:05,668 | as bad as a battle but without the blood. | as bad as a battle but without the blood. |
| 1556 | 01:11:05,701 | 01:11:07,904 | That's George Bernard Shaw. | That's George Bernard Shaw. |
| 1557 | 01:11:09,406 | 01:11:10,907 | Get the car. | Get the car. |
| 1558 | 01:11:10,940 | 01:11:12,108 | I think that went well. | I think that went well. |
| 1559 | 01:11:12,141 | 01:11:13,910 | Seemed like a really nice guy. | Seemed like a really nice guy. |
| 1560 | 01:11:13,943 | 01:11:15,678 | Actually looked pretty good, right? | Actually looked pretty good, right? |
| 1561 | 01:11:15,711 | 01:11:16,879 | - Yeah. - Surprisingly robust. | - Yeah. - Surprisingly robust. |
| 1562 | 01:11:16,913 | 01:11:18,915 | Elton Chambers is in. | Elton Chambers is in. |
| 1563 | 01:11:18,948 | 01:11:21,050 | - Oh. - Ah. All right. | - Oh. - Ah. All right. |
| 1564 | 01:11:21,084 | 01:11:22,718 | Making it rain. | Making it rain. |
| 1565 | 01:11:22,752 | 01:11:25,588 | He actually has a machine that makes it rain. | He actually has a machine that makes it rain. |
| 1566 | 01:11:35,665 | 01:11:38,634 | This margin of error is really shrinking. | This margin of error is really shrinking. |
| 1567 | 01:11:38,668 | 01:11:39,769 | Excuse me. Gary... | Excuse me. Gary... |
| 1568 | 01:11:39,802 | 01:11:40,903 | - Mr. Zimmer. - Mm-mm. | - Mr. Zimmer. - Mm-mm. |
| 1569 | 01:11:40,937 | 01:11:43,240 | - Becca, super PAC. - Uh... | - Becca, super PAC. - Uh... |
| 1570 | 01:11:43,273 | 01:11:45,708 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1571 | 01:11:45,741 | 01:11:47,643 | - Uh, big guy? - Hmm? | - Uh, big guy? - Hmm? |
| 1572 | 01:11:47,677 | 01:11:49,712 | We got a problem. | We got a problem. |
| 1573 | 01:12:00,089 | 01:12:02,024 | Hey, everybody. | Hey, everybody. |
| 1574 | 01:12:02,058 | 01:12:03,993 | Hard at work, I see. That's good. | Hard at work, I see. That's good. |
| 1575 | 01:12:04,026 | 01:12:06,195 | That's good. I had a couple of questions. | That's good. I had a couple of questions. |
| 1576 | 01:12:06,230 | 01:12:07,997 | The first is: What the fuck?! | The first is: What the fuck?! |
| 1577 | 01:12:08,030 | 01:12:10,133 | What tactical genius in here | What tactical genius in here |
| 1578 | 01:12:10,166 | 01:12:12,436 | thought it might be a good idea to carpet-bomb | thought it might be a good idea to carpet-bomb |
| 1579 | 01:12:12,469 | 01:12:15,205 | a particular neighborhood in this town | a particular neighborhood in this town |
| 1580 | 01:12:15,239 | 01:12:19,008 | with flyers suggesting that Colonel Jack Hastings | with flyers suggesting that Colonel Jack Hastings |
| 1581 | 01:12:19,041 | 01:12:20,776 | - would make sure... - Fuck. | - would make sure... - Fuck. |
| 1582 | 01:12:20,810 | 01:12:24,180 | - ...that contraception is paid for by the government? | - ...that contraception is paid for by the government? |
| 1583 | 01:12:27,984 | 01:12:29,719 | Uh, I did. | Uh, I did. |
| 1584 | 01:12:29,752 | 01:12:31,954 | - Oh. - The data showed an | - Oh. - The data showed an |
| 1585 | 01:12:31,988 | 01:12:34,023 | unusually concentrated grouping of single women in the area | unusually concentrated grouping of single women in the area |
| 1586 | 01:12:34,056 | 01:12:36,092 | who are deeply interested in reproductive rights. | who are deeply interested in reproductive rights. |
| 1587 | 01:12:36,125 | 01:12:37,261 | And you know why that is? | And you know why that is? |
| 1588 | 01:12:37,294 | 01:12:38,895 | Well, "why" is not really... | Well, "why" is not really... |
| 1589 | 01:12:38,928 | 01:12:40,830 | Because this "concentrated grouping of single women," | Because this "concentrated grouping of single women," |
| 1590 | 01:12:40,863 | 01:12:42,865 | as you put it, is a convent. | as you put it, is a convent. |
| 1591 | 01:12:43,933 | 01:12:45,768 | They are nuns. | They are nuns. |
| 1592 | 01:12:45,801 | 01:12:48,838 | Which is how many of them are going to end up voting for us. | Which is how many of them are going to end up voting for us. |
| 1593 | 01:12:48,871 | 01:12:51,107 | "Nuns" of them. Zero. | "Nuns" of them. Zero. |
| 1594 | 01:12:51,140 | 01:12:53,243 | It's not funny. | It's not funny. |
| 1595 | 01:12:53,277 | 01:12:55,678 | I'm not laughing. | I'm not laughing. |
| 1596 | 01:12:57,880 | 01:13:00,016 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
| 1597 | 01:13:00,049 | 01:13:02,852 | Well, I think we can appreciate the humor | Well, I think we can appreciate the humor |
| 1598 | 01:13:02,885 | 01:13:05,154 | in this very honest mistake. | in this very honest mistake. |
| 1599 | 01:13:05,188 | 01:13:07,056 | And the fact that the nuns | And the fact that the nuns |
| 1600 | 01:13:07,089 | 01:13:08,724 | are generously turning the other cheek | are generously turning the other cheek |
| 1601 | 01:13:08,758 | 01:13:09,926 | makes it a nonstory, but... | makes it a nonstory, but... |
| 1602 | 01:13:09,959 | 01:13:11,261 | Brooke, Brooke, if I may. | Brooke, Brooke, if I may. |
| 1603 | 01:13:11,295 | 01:13:13,297 | Uh, this is really just another perfect example | Uh, this is really just another perfect example |
| 1604 | 01:13:13,330 | 01:13:16,732 | of the D.C. elite coming into a place they don't understand | of the D.C. elite coming into a place they don't understand |
| 1605 | 01:13:16,766 | 01:13:18,202 | and trying to dictate how we should live. | and trying to dictate how we should live. |
| 1606 | 01:13:18,235 | 01:13:20,803 | The Democrat Party can't win. They're getting desperate. | The Democrat Party can't win. They're getting desperate. |
| 1607 | 01:13:20,836 | 01:13:22,872 | They don't know us, they don't want to know us, | They don't know us, they don't want to know us, |
| 1608 | 01:13:22,905 | 01:13:24,907 | - and they look down on our values. - No, no. | - and they look down on our values. - No, no. |
| 1609 | 01:13:24,941 | 01:13:26,809 | That's "we." You're D.C. elite. | That's "we." You're D.C. elite. |
| 1610 | 01:13:26,842 | 01:13:28,212 | Oh, no, actually, I'm from here. | Oh, no, actually, I'm from here. |
| 1611 | 01:13:28,245 | 01:13:29,879 | Faith, I didn't know that. | Faith, I didn't know that. |
| 1612 | 01:13:29,912 | 01:13:31,948 | - You're from Wisconsin? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. | - You're from Wisconsin? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. |
| 1613 | 01:13:31,981 | 01:13:33,816 | Well, no, "Deer-lake-en." I'm from "Deer-lake-en." | Well, no, "Deer-lake-en." I'm from "Deer-lake-en." |
| 1614 | 01:13:33,849 | 01:13:35,319 | - What? Whoa. - Oh. Wow. | - What? Whoa. - Oh. Wow. |
| 1615 | 01:13:35,352 | 01:13:37,753 | So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming. | So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming. |
| 1616 | 01:13:37,787 | 01:13:39,223 | - It really is, Brooke. Thank you. - No, no. | - It really is, Brooke. Thank you. - No, no. |
| 1617 | 01:13:39,256 | 01:13:41,157 | No, no, that's a lie. That's a lie. | No, no, that's a lie. That's a lie. |
| 1618 | 01:13:41,190 | 01:13:42,825 | - No, it's... - You're lying. | - No, it's... - You're lying. |
| 1619 | 01:13:42,858 | 01:13:43,926 | - It's-it's the truth. - She's ly... That's... | - It's-it's the truth. - She's ly... That's... |
| 1620 | 01:13:43,960 | 01:13:45,529 | - I'm from here. - No, that... What are you even doing? | - I'm from here. - No, that... What are you even doing? |
| 1621 | 01:13:45,562 | 01:13:46,563 | - Okay. - I-I am from here. | - Okay. - I-I am from here. |
| 1622 | 01:13:46,597 | 01:13:47,564 | - You're not from here! - Well, as always, a great | - You're not from here! - Well, as always, a great |
| 1623 | 01:13:47,598 | 01:13:48,731 | - and spirited discussion. - Thank you so much. | - and spirited discussion. - Thank you so much. |
| 1624 | 01:13:48,764 | 01:13:51,133 | - No, hey! No, no, no, no. She's lying. - Thank you both. | - No, hey! No, no, no, no. She's lying. - Thank you both. |
| 1625 | 01:13:51,167 | 01:13:52,269 | - Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. - She' a li... | - Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. - She' a li... |
| 1626 | 01:13:52,302 | 01:13:55,104 | Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races | Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races |
| 1627 | 01:13:55,137 | 01:13:57,974 | and how those will affect races four years from now. | and how those will affect races four years from now. |
| 1628 | 01:13:58,007 | 01:14:00,042 | Why do you even lie about something like that? | Why do you even lie about something like that? |
| 1629 | 01:14:00,076 | 01:14:03,347 | Honestly, I, uh... I don't even know. | Honestly, I, uh... I don't even know. |
| 1630 | 01:14:03,380 | 01:14:05,181 | "I... I don't even know." | "I... I don't even know." |
| 1631 | 01:14:05,215 | 01:14:07,049 | Wh-What do you mean, you don't know? | Wh-What do you mean, you don't know? |
| 1632 | 01:14:07,083 | 01:14:10,119 | You can't just lie about something like that. | You can't just lie about something like that. |
| 1633 | 01:14:10,152 | 01:14:12,256 | You just walk away? | You just walk away? |
| 1634 | 01:14:12,289 | 01:14:15,891 | You just told America that you're from "Deer-lake-en"? | You just told America that you're from "Deer-lake-en"? |
| 1635 | 01:14:15,925 | 01:14:18,362 | That's not even how you pronounce it! | That's not even how you pronounce it! |
| 1636 | 01:14:18,395 | 01:14:21,831 | "Deer-lake-en," my ass. | "Deer-lake-en," my ass. |
| 1637 | 01:14:21,864 | 01:14:23,933 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 1638 | 01:14:23,966 | 01:14:26,336 | She's a fucking genius! | She's a fucking genius! |
| 1639 | 01:14:26,370 | 01:14:28,170 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 1640 | 01:14:28,205 | 01:14:30,374 | Oh, my God, I hate her so much. | Oh, my God, I hate her so much. |
| 1641 | 01:14:30,407 | 01:14:32,108 | I hate her. I hate her. | I hate her. I hate her. |
| 1642 | 01:14:32,141 | 01:14:34,877 | She said it, and now it's the truth. | She said it, and now it's the truth. |
| 1643 | 01:14:34,910 | 01:14:37,880 | Fuck me. | Fuck me. |
| 1644 | 01:14:39,249 | 01:14:40,883 | Another round, guys? | Another round, guys? |
| 1645 | 01:14:40,916 | 01:14:42,219 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1646 | 01:14:44,053 | 01:14:46,256 | Goddamn it. You're killing me. | Goddamn it. You're killing me. |
| 1647 | 01:14:46,290 | 01:14:47,890 | That's good. Yeah. | That's good. Yeah. |
| 1648 | 01:14:50,159 | 01:14:51,861 | Come on. Let's get out of here. | Come on. Let's get out of here. |
| 1649 | 01:14:51,894 | 01:14:52,995 | Hey, Mikes! | Hey, Mikes! |
| 1650 | 01:14:53,029 | 01:14:55,064 | How you doing, guys? | How you doing, guys? |
| 1651 | 01:14:58,000 | 01:14:59,236 | Hello, everybody. | Hello, everybody. |
| 1652 | 01:14:59,269 | 01:15:01,305 | - Hey, big guy. - Hey, Gary. Um... | - Hey, big guy. - Hey, Gary. Um... |
| 1653 | 01:15:01,338 | 01:15:03,906 | - Burger and a Bud. - Oh, thank you very much. | - Burger and a Bud. - Oh, thank you very much. |
| 1654 | 01:15:03,939 | 01:15:05,908 | You know, that looks great. Uh, can I have one of those? | You know, that looks great. Uh, can I have one of those? |
| 1655 | 01:15:05,941 | 01:15:07,176 | No. | No. |
| 1656 | 01:15:07,210 | 01:15:09,313 | What you guys doing? Looking at some ads? | What you guys doing? Looking at some ads? |
| 1657 | 01:15:09,346 | 01:15:11,147 | Yeah, they're just taking me through it. | Yeah, they're just taking me through it. |
| 1658 | 01:15:11,180 | 01:15:13,082 | Bio. Very nice. | Bio. Very nice. |
| 1659 | 01:15:13,115 | 01:15:15,184 | Education. That's important. | Education. That's important. |
| 1660 | 01:15:15,218 | 01:15:17,853 | Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here | Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here |
| 1661 | 01:15:17,887 | 01:15:19,922 | and not in Faith's room or the mayor's office? | and not in Faith's room or the mayor's office? |
| 1662 | 01:15:19,955 | 01:15:23,025 | Because right now I'm not sure that our opposition knows | Because right now I'm not sure that our opposition knows |
| 1663 | 01:15:23,059 | 01:15:24,927 | exactly what we're about to do. | exactly what we're about to do. |
| 1664 | 01:15:24,960 | 01:15:26,630 | And that seems unfair. No, no, no, no, no. | And that seems unfair. No, no, no, no, no. |
| 1665 | 01:15:26,663 | 01:15:28,197 | Don't put 'em away on my account. | Don't put 'em away on my account. |
| 1666 | 01:15:28,231 | 01:15:30,434 | Why don't we got one of those overhead projectors | Why don't we got one of those overhead projectors |
| 1667 | 01:15:30,467 | 01:15:31,768 | - that you have at a bowling alley? - Stop. | - that you have at a bowling alley? - Stop. |
| 1668 | 01:15:31,802 | 01:15:33,936 | - Kurt, you don't have to leave. - So everybody here can see it. | - Kurt, you don't have to leave. - So everybody here can see it. |
| 1669 | 01:15:33,969 | 01:15:34,970 | Wouldn't that be good? | Wouldn't that be good? |
| 1670 | 01:15:35,004 | 01:15:36,172 | Kurt, come on. | Kurt, come on. |
| 1671 | 01:15:38,040 | 01:15:39,141 | Mmm! | Mmm! |
| 1672 | 01:15:39,175 | 01:15:40,876 | Why do you talk to them like that? | Why do you talk to them like that? |
| 1673 | 01:15:40,910 | 01:15:41,944 | Like what? | Like what? |
| 1674 | 01:15:41,977 | 01:15:43,112 | Like that. Like they're idiots. | Like that. Like they're idiots. |
| 1675 | 01:15:43,145 | 01:15:44,980 | Well... | Well... |
| 1676 | 01:15:46,082 | 01:15:48,084 | Listen. | Listen. |
| 1677 | 01:15:49,353 | 01:15:51,254 | I saw some polls. | I saw some polls. |
| 1678 | 01:15:51,288 | 01:15:53,022 | If we don't figure this out soon, | If we don't figure this out soon, |
| 1679 | 01:15:53,055 | 01:15:54,458 | there's no way we're gonna beat her. | there's no way we're gonna beat her. |
| 1680 | 01:15:54,491 | 01:15:57,227 | - Our demographics are so... - "Her"? | - Our demographics are so... - "Her"? |
| 1681 | 01:15:57,260 | 01:16:00,230 | - Who? - Her. | - Who? - Her. |
| 1682 | 01:16:00,263 | 01:16:02,898 | I mean, you said, if we don't figure it out soon, | I mean, you said, if we don't figure it out soon, |
| 1683 | 01:16:02,932 | 01:16:04,401 | we're not gonna be able to beat her. | we're not gonna be able to beat her. |
| 1684 | 01:16:04,434 | 01:16:06,370 | We're not gonna beat her candidate, Braun. | We're not gonna beat her candidate, Braun. |
| 1685 | 01:16:06,403 | 01:16:08,037 | Mayor Braun. | Mayor Braun. |
| 1686 | 01:16:08,070 | 01:16:10,240 | Herr... Herr Braun. | Herr... Herr Braun. |
| 1687 | 01:16:10,273 | 01:16:11,941 | Herr, her. Same thing. | Herr, her. Same thing. |
| 1688 | 01:16:11,974 | 01:16:13,210 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 1689 | 01:16:13,243 | 01:16:15,978 | Look, Gary, I don't, um, really understand | Look, Gary, I don't, um, really understand |
| 1690 | 01:16:16,011 | 01:16:17,414 | how you guys do things in D.C., | how you guys do things in D.C., |
| 1691 | 01:16:17,447 | 01:16:19,216 | but if you're gonna work for my father, | but if you're gonna work for my father, |
| 1692 | 01:16:19,249 | 01:16:20,517 | you need to treat people with respect. | you need to treat people with respect. |
| 1693 | 01:16:20,550 | 01:16:22,386 | - With. With. - What? | - With. With. - What? |
| 1694 | 01:16:22,419 | 01:16:24,254 | Work with your father, not for. | Work with your father, not for. |
| 1695 | 01:16:24,287 | 01:16:27,089 | You said "for." It's a semantic thing, but... | You said "for." It's a semantic thing, but... |
| 1696 | 01:16:27,123 | 01:16:30,025 | it's... you know, it's an important distinction. | it's... you know, it's an important distinction. |
| 1697 | 01:16:34,096 | 01:16:36,299 | Just so you know, | Just so you know, |
| 1698 | 01:16:36,333 | 01:16:38,402 | they don't actually serve hamburgers and Budweiser here, | they don't actually serve hamburgers and Budweiser here, |
| 1699 | 01:16:38,435 | 01:16:40,404 | 'cause it's a hofbrau house, so they would serve | 'cause it's a hofbrau house, so they would serve |
| 1700 | 01:16:40,437 | 01:16:42,104 | German food and German beers. | German food and German beers. |
| 1701 | 01:16:42,138 | 01:16:43,440 | They've been patronizing you. | They've been patronizing you. |
| 1702 | 01:16:49,746 | 01:16:53,216 | Just so you know, I don't even like hamburgers or Budweiser, | Just so you know, I don't even like hamburgers or Budweiser, |
| 1703 | 01:16:53,250 | 01:16:54,718 | so I've been patronizing them... | so I've been patronizing them... |
| 1704 | 01:16:54,751 | 01:16:56,286 | - the whole time. - Okay. Ah. | - the whole time. - Okay. Ah. |
| 1705 | 01:16:56,319 | 01:16:57,521 | Did a little switcheroo. | Did a little switcheroo. |
| 1706 | 01:16:57,554 | 01:17:00,424 | Oh, and just so you know, congratulations. | Oh, and just so you know, congratulations. |
| 1707 | 01:17:00,457 | 01:17:02,925 | Our campaign made the paper. | Our campaign made the paper. |
| 1708 | 01:17:05,228 | 01:17:06,396 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
| 1709 | 01:17:13,537 | 01:17:15,572 | She's so pretty. | She's so pretty. |
| 1710 | 01:17:15,605 | 01:17:18,275 | I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts. | I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts. |
| 1711 | 01:17:22,612 | 01:17:25,181 | Is he still looking? | Is he still looking? |
| 1712 | 01:17:25,215 | 01:17:26,483 | Now, Colonel Jack Hastings. | Now, Colonel Jack Hastings. |
| 1713 | 01:17:26,516 | 01:17:28,251 | - Mm-hmm. Absolutely. - Military man. | - Mm-hmm. Absolutely. - Military man. |
| 1714 | 01:17:28,285 | 01:17:30,186 | - From the heartland. - Yep. | - From the heartland. - Yep. |
| 1715 | 01:17:30,220 | 01:17:31,488 | No greater place in America. | No greater place in America. |
| 1716 | 01:17:31,521 | 01:17:33,122 | - No, no. - Am I right? | - No, no. - Am I right? |
| 1717 | 01:17:33,155 | 01:17:36,226 | - Nope. - He is now part of the loony left. | - Nope. - He is now part of the loony left. |
| 1718 | 01:17:36,259 | 01:17:39,094 | No, not just the loony left. He's not just a Democrat. | No, not just the loony left. He's not just a Democrat. |
| 1719 | 01:17:39,128 | 01:17:40,597 | - No. - He has joined the... | - No. - He has joined the... |
| 1720 | 01:17:40,630 | 01:17:42,532 | - Squad. - Socialism. - Mm-hmm. | - Squad. - Socialism. - Mm-hmm. |
| 1721 | 01:17:42,566 | 01:17:44,201 | Socialism. Hmm. | Socialism. Hmm. |
| 1722 | 01:17:44,234 | 01:17:46,269 | Do you think it hurts our military | Do you think it hurts our military |
| 1723 | 01:17:46,303 | 01:17:49,573 | to have one of their own throw in with the Democrats? | to have one of their own throw in with the Democrats? |
| 1724 | 01:17:51,241 | 01:17:54,344 | I know that if I had served, | I know that if I had served, |
| 1725 | 01:17:54,377 | 01:17:56,413 | I wouldn't like it. | I wouldn't like it. |
| 1726 | 01:17:56,446 | 01:17:59,416 | Mm. Yeah. | Mm. Yeah. |
| 1727 | 01:17:59,449 | 01:18:03,152 | Wow, that was a harsh segment. | Wow, that was a harsh segment. |
| 1728 | 01:18:03,185 | 01:18:05,154 | Cutting but fair. | Cutting but fair. |
| 1729 | 01:18:05,187 | 01:18:08,123 | It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them | It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them |
| 1730 | 01:18:08,157 | 01:18:11,026 | and they read it verbatim like a scene. | and they read it verbatim like a scene. |
| 1731 | 01:18:11,060 | 01:18:13,128 | Go to bed. | Go to bed. |
| 1732 | 01:18:13,162 | 01:18:14,297 | What is this? | What is this? |
| 1733 | 01:18:14,331 | 01:18:15,365 | What am I looking at? | What am I looking at? |
| 1734 | 01:18:15,398 | 01:18:16,800 | Those are the... | Those are the... |
| 1735 | 01:18:16,833 | 01:18:18,568 | Why are we being outspent three-to-one? | Why are we being outspent three-to-one? |
| 1736 | 01:18:18,602 | 01:18:20,237 | And how do white women not realize | And how do white women not realize |
| 1737 | 01:18:20,270 | 01:18:21,505 | they're backing the wrong horse? | they're backing the wrong horse? |
| 1738 | 01:18:21,538 | 01:18:23,072 | These numbers aren't solidified. | These numbers aren't solidified. |
| 1739 | 01:18:23,105 | 01:18:24,508 | Yeah, well, you got to make it happen, | Yeah, well, you got to make it happen, |
| 1740 | 01:18:24,541 | 01:18:27,544 | or you got to find me some more fucking Hispanics. | or you got to find me some more fucking Hispanics. |
| 1741 | 01:18:27,577 | 01:18:29,513 | Where are my fucking Hispanics?! | Where are my fucking Hispanics?! |
| 1742 | 01:18:29,546 | 01:18:33,450 | I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt! | I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt! |
| 1743 | 01:18:40,524 | 01:18:42,526 | Hey, everybody. | Hey, everybody. |
| 1744 | 01:18:42,559 | 01:18:44,261 | Listen. | Listen. |
| 1745 | 01:18:44,294 | 01:18:46,128 | I am profoundly disappointed | I am profoundly disappointed |
| 1746 | 01:18:46,161 | 01:18:48,665 | in the comments that I just made. | in the comments that I just made. |
| 1747 | 01:18:48,698 | 01:18:52,269 | My words and/or actions | My words and/or actions |
| 1748 | 01:18:52,302 | 01:18:55,539 | do not represent who I am as a person and... | do not represent who I am as a person and... |
| 1749 | 01:18:55,572 | 01:18:57,641 | - Teachable moment. - It is a teachable moment. | - Teachable moment. - It is a teachable moment. |
| 1750 | 01:18:57,674 | 01:19:01,110 | It's something I think we can all learn from. | It's something I think we can all learn from. |
| 1751 | 01:19:01,143 | 01:19:02,312 | And in that way, I feel like | And in that way, I feel like |
| 1752 | 01:19:02,345 | 01:19:03,480 | I have given you a gift. | I have given you a gift. |
| 1753 | 01:19:03,513 | 01:19:05,849 | - You have my heart. - And from this moment on, | - You have my heart. - And from this moment on, |
| 1754 | 01:19:05,882 | 01:19:07,417 | I vow to make this office | I vow to make this office |
| 1755 | 01:19:07,450 | 01:19:11,588 | a color- and gender-neutral work environment. | a color- and gender-neutral work environment. |
| 1756 | 01:19:11,621 | 01:19:13,857 | That is my... | That is my... |
| 1757 | 01:19:13,890 | 01:19:16,259 | Are you gonna get that? | Are you gonna get that? |
| 1758 | 01:19:16,293 | 01:19:18,395 | Ringing off the fucking hook. | Ringing off the fucking hook. |
| 1759 | 01:19:18,428 | 01:19:20,129 | A hundred percent. | A hundred percent. |
| 1760 | 01:19:20,162 | 01:19:21,431 | What do you mean, you're sure? | What do you mean, you're sure? |
| 1761 | 01:19:21,464 | 01:19:23,165 | I'm sure. | I'm sure. |
| 1762 | 01:19:23,198 | 01:19:25,167 | You're sure, or you're just pretty sure? | You're sure, or you're just pretty sure? |
| 1763 | 01:19:25,201 | 01:19:26,570 | - 100% sure. - Okay. | - 100% sure. - Okay. |
| 1764 | 01:19:26,603 | 01:19:30,139 | Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation. | Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation. |
| 1765 | 01:19:30,172 | 01:19:31,608 | It's not. | It's not. |
| 1766 | 01:19:31,641 | 01:19:33,543 | Hey. Is your dad here? | Hey. Is your dad here? |
| 1767 | 01:19:33,577 | 01:19:35,211 | Yeah. Dad! | Yeah. Dad! |
| 1768 | 01:19:35,245 | 01:19:37,581 | - Yeah? - Come on in, Colonel. | - Yeah? - Come on in, Colonel. |
| 1769 | 01:19:41,284 | 01:19:44,487 | So, um, we can't win. | So, um, we can't win. |
| 1770 | 01:19:47,223 | 01:19:51,461 | The people in this town are pretty set in their ways. | The people in this town are pretty set in their ways. |
| 1771 | 01:19:51,494 | 01:19:53,330 | And we lost the eight nuns. | And we lost the eight nuns. |
| 1772 | 01:19:53,363 | 01:19:54,497 | That wasn't good. | That wasn't good. |
| 1773 | 01:19:54,531 | 01:19:57,601 | So, we can't win. | So, we can't win. |
| 1774 | 01:19:59,269 | 01:20:03,340 | Uh... y-you know, we appreciate all you done. | Uh... y-you know, we appreciate all you done. |
| 1775 | 01:20:03,373 | 01:20:06,476 | I mean, the campaign and, uh... | I mean, the campaign and, uh... |
| 1776 | 01:20:06,509 | 01:20:09,646 | I'm just sorry we let you down, but... | I'm just sorry we let you down, but... |
| 1777 | 01:20:09,679 | 01:20:13,350 | well, all I can say is thank you. | well, all I can say is thank you. |
| 1778 | 01:20:13,383 | 01:20:15,619 | Really, Gary, thank you for everything. | Really, Gary, thank you for everything. |
| 1779 | 01:20:15,652 | 01:20:17,220 | It was a hell of a ride. | It was a hell of a ride. |
| 1780 | 01:20:17,253 | 01:20:20,223 | Are you shitting me? | Are you shitting me? |
| 1781 | 01:20:20,256 | 01:20:22,459 | All I have to say is we can't win, | All I have to say is we can't win, |
| 1782 | 01:20:22,492 | 01:20:24,661 | and you're-you're through, you're out. | and you're-you're through, you're out. |
| 1783 | 01:20:24,694 | 01:20:26,529 | - You said we can't win. - Unless. | - You said we can't win. - Unless. |
| 1784 | 01:20:26,563 | 01:20:28,632 | We can't win unless... | We can't win unless... |
| 1785 | 01:20:28,665 | 01:20:30,367 | You didn't let me finish. | You didn't let me finish. |
| 1786 | 01:20:30,400 | 01:20:33,937 | We can't win unless it turns out that this town | We can't win unless it turns out that this town |
| 1787 | 01:20:33,970 | 01:20:36,539 | isn't the Mayberry everybody thinks it is. | isn't the Mayberry everybody thinks it is. |
| 1788 | 01:20:36,573 | 01:20:38,375 | I just got a little piece of intel | I just got a little piece of intel |
| 1789 | 01:20:38,408 | 01:20:39,776 | that's kind of intriguing. | that's kind of intriguing. |
| 1790 | 01:20:39,809 | 01:20:44,414 | So, the mayor's brother Ziggy, he had an Oxy problem. | So, the mayor's brother Ziggy, he had an Oxy problem. |
| 1791 | 01:20:44,447 | 01:20:47,550 | Well, he was a roofer and got hurt on the job. | Well, he was a roofer and got hurt on the job. |
| 1792 | 01:20:47,584 | 01:20:49,386 | Yes, well, what you might not know | Yes, well, what you might not know |
| 1793 | 01:20:49,419 | 01:20:52,489 | is that the mayor pulled some strings, | is that the mayor pulled some strings, |
| 1794 | 01:20:52,522 | 01:20:55,458 | kept him out of jail, got him into rehab. | kept him out of jail, got him into rehab. |
| 1795 | 01:20:55,492 | 01:20:57,327 | That is abuse of power, nepotism. | That is abuse of power, nepotism. |
| 1796 | 01:20:57,360 | 01:20:59,596 | - Probably some clerical shit in there. - Come on. | - Probably some clerical shit in there. - Come on. |
| 1797 | 01:20:59,629 | 01:21:01,364 | Gary. | Gary. |
| 1798 | 01:21:01,398 | 01:21:03,233 | But we're the good guys, right? | But we're the good guys, right? |
| 1799 | 01:21:03,266 | 01:21:05,435 | Yeah, we're the good guys. | Yeah, we're the good guys. |
| 1800 | 01:21:05,468 | 01:21:07,671 | When they go low... | When they go low... |
| 1801 | 01:21:07,704 | 01:21:09,506 | We go high. | We go high. |
| 1802 | 01:21:09,539 | 01:21:12,275 | Unless we also need to go low, apparently. | Unless we also need to go low, apparently. |
| 1803 | 01:21:12,308 | 01:21:14,978 | Only to keep those who would go lower out of power. | Only to keep those who would go lower out of power. |
| 1804 | 01:21:15,011 | 01:21:17,480 | So, when they go low, we go higher, | So, when they go low, we go higher, |
| 1805 | 01:21:17,514 | 01:21:19,582 | incrementally, in relation to how low they went. | incrementally, in relation to how low they went. |
| 1806 | 01:21:19,616 | 01:21:21,651 | Regrettably, yes. | Regrettably, yes. |
| 1807 | 01:21:21,685 | 01:21:24,254 | When they go low, we go almost as low, | When they go low, we go almost as low, |
| 1808 | 01:21:24,287 | 01:21:25,655 | but we feel worse doing it. | but we feel worse doing it. |
| 1809 | 01:21:25,689 | 01:21:27,490 | You think they thought twice about making your dad | You think they thought twice about making your dad |
| 1810 | 01:21:27,524 | 01:21:29,726 | look like a PTS nutcase? | look like a PTS nutcase? |
| 1811 | 01:21:29,759 | 01:21:31,428 | And I'm going low because | And I'm going low because |
| 1812 | 01:21:31,461 | 01:21:33,263 | I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor? | I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor? |
| 1813 | 01:21:33,296 | 01:21:35,298 | His brother's fragile, Gary. | His brother's fragile, Gary. |
| 1814 | 01:21:35,331 | 01:21:36,566 | This town is fragile. | This town is fragile. |
| 1815 | 01:21:36,599 | 01:21:38,768 | The whole area is fragile. Our democracy. | The whole area is fragile. Our democracy. |
| 1816 | 01:21:38,802 | 01:21:41,671 | Stop. We're not doing it. | Stop. We're not doing it. |
| 1817 | 01:21:41,705 | 01:21:44,307 | Okay? People are gonna get hurt. | Okay? People are gonna get hurt. |
| 1818 | 01:21:44,340 | 01:21:45,842 | I'm sorry... I really am... | I'm sorry... I really am... |
| 1819 | 01:21:45,875 | 01:21:49,312 | but sometimes good people have to do shitty things | but sometimes good people have to do shitty things |
| 1820 | 01:21:49,345 | 01:21:51,481 | in service of the greater good. | in service of the greater good. |
| 1821 | 01:21:51,514 | 01:21:53,349 | Isn't that right, Colonel? | Isn't that right, Colonel? |
| 1822 | 01:21:59,656 | 01:22:01,624 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 1823 | 01:22:05,361 | 01:22:06,463 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 1824 | 01:22:06,496 | 01:22:08,331 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
| 1825 | 01:22:08,364 | 01:22:10,400 | Gary, stop. | Gary, stop. |
| 1826 | 01:22:11,634 | 01:22:13,603 | What? | What? |
| 1827 | 01:22:13,636 | 01:22:16,272 | Is this politics? | Is this politics? |
| 1828 | 01:22:16,306 | 01:22:18,475 | It's not politics anymore, Diana. | It's not politics anymore, Diana. |
| 1829 | 01:22:18,508 | 01:22:20,477 | It's... it's math. | It's... it's math. |
| 1830 | 01:22:20,510 | 01:22:21,745 | That's what an election is. | That's what an election is. |
| 1831 | 01:22:21,778 | 01:22:23,346 | It's just math. | It's just math. |
| 1832 | 01:22:23,379 | 01:22:25,749 | We need what they get plus one. | We need what they get plus one. |
| 1833 | 01:22:25,782 | 01:22:27,617 | That's all. | That's all. |
| 1834 | 01:22:27,650 | 01:22:29,552 | And if I can't get that | And if I can't get that |
| 1835 | 01:22:29,586 | 01:22:31,654 | by getting more people to vote for your dad, | by getting more people to vote for your dad, |
| 1836 | 01:22:31,688 | 01:22:35,492 | then I have to get fewer people to vote for Braun. | then I have to get fewer people to vote for Braun. |
| 1837 | 01:23:00,884 | 01:23:02,886 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 1838 | 01:23:04,487 | 01:23:06,790 | - Come on in. - Thank you. | - Come on in. - Thank you. |
| 1839 | 01:23:06,823 | 01:23:08,625 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
| 1840 | 01:23:11,628 | 01:23:14,664 | I... I'm pulling the plug. | I... I'm pulling the plug. |
| 1841 | 01:23:14,697 | 01:23:17,333 | - Hey, hey. - I mean, we have the money we need. | - Hey, hey. - I mean, we have the money we need. |
| 1842 | 01:23:17,367 | 01:23:18,868 | We have more than we would need. | We have more than we would need. |
| 1843 | 01:23:18,902 | 01:23:21,871 | And this would... destroy your brother. | And this would... destroy your brother. |
| 1844 | 01:23:23,373 | 01:23:26,509 | - And I'm just so sorry. - Hey. | - And I'm just so sorry. - Hey. |
| 1845 | 01:23:27,744 | 01:23:30,880 | You have nothing to be sorry for. | You have nothing to be sorry for. |
| 1846 | 01:23:31,948 | 01:23:34,784 | You saved us, Diana. | You saved us, Diana. |
| 1847 | 01:23:34,818 | 01:23:37,687 | - Mm-hmm. - This place was done. | - Mm-hmm. - This place was done. |
| 1848 | 01:23:37,720 | 01:23:41,357 | Just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere. | Just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere. |
| 1849 | 01:23:41,391 | 01:23:45,495 | And everyone agreed... yours was the best idea we had. | And everyone agreed... yours was the best idea we had. |
| 1850 | 01:23:45,528 | 01:23:48,364 | Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of... | Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of... |
| 1851 | 01:23:48,398 | 01:23:50,600 | ostrich meat farms. | ostrich meat farms. |
| 1852 | 01:23:51,835 | 01:23:54,537 | Diana, you moving back here, | Diana, you moving back here, |
| 1853 | 01:23:54,571 | 01:23:56,506 | caring so much... | caring so much... |
| 1854 | 01:23:56,539 | 01:23:58,842 | I mean, this whole thing... | I mean, this whole thing... |
| 1855 | 01:24:00,577 | 01:24:04,848 | Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is | Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is |
| 1856 | 01:24:04,881 | 01:24:07,383 | and how proud your mom would be. | and how proud your mom would be. |
| 1857 | 01:24:09,419 | 01:24:13,723 | And how grateful every single one of us are | And how grateful every single one of us are |
| 1858 | 01:24:13,756 | 01:24:16,626 | for what you've done and everything you've given. | for what you've done and everything you've given. |
| 1859 | 01:24:18,461 | 01:24:20,463 | It's working. | It's working. |
| 1860 | 01:24:25,568 | 01:24:27,570 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1861 | 01:24:31,708 | 01:24:33,843 | What do we do about Gary? | What do we do about Gary? |
| 1862 | 01:24:34,878 | 01:24:37,947 | Whatever Gary thinks he's got, | Whatever Gary thinks he's got, |
| 1863 | 01:24:37,981 | 01:24:40,550 | why don't we just give him something better? | why don't we just give him something better? |
| 1864 | 01:25:04,574 | 01:25:05,875 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 1865 | 01:25:05,909 | 01:25:07,176 | No, forget the rehab thing. | No, forget the rehab thing. |
| 1866 | 01:25:07,211 | 01:25:09,946 | This is bigger. Obviously, you can't use my name, so just... | This is bigger. Obviously, you can't use my name, so just... |
| 1867 | 01:25:09,979 | 01:25:12,216 | "Senior official with inside knowledge | "Senior official with inside knowledge |
| 1868 | 01:25:12,249 | 01:25:13,783 | of campaign strategy." | of campaign strategy." |
| 1869 | 01:25:13,816 | 01:25:15,518 | Yes, you are welcome. | Yes, you are welcome. |
| 1870 | 01:25:15,551 | 01:25:16,686 | Tell me they're running it. | Tell me they're running it. |
| 1871 | 01:25:16,719 | 01:25:18,054 | - They are running it. - Oh, yeah, baby! | - They are running it. - Oh, yeah, baby! |
| 1872 | 01:25:18,087 | 01:25:19,989 | - Shit's gonna hit the fan. - Oh, it feels good. | - Shit's gonna hit the fan. - Oh, it feels good. |
| 1873 | 01:25:20,023 | 01:25:21,991 | Now, the word of the day is "disappointed." | Now, the word of the day is "disappointed." |
| 1874 | 01:25:22,025 | 01:25:24,661 | We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked. | We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked. |
| 1875 | 01:25:24,694 | 01:25:26,663 | - We're just disappointed. - Yeah, I am disappointed. | - We're just disappointed. - Yeah, I am disappointed. |
| 1876 | 01:25:26,696 | 01:25:28,598 | - I'm disappointed, too. - I mean, it's disappointing. | - I'm disappointed, too. - I mean, it's disappointing. |
| 1877 | 01:25:28,631 | 01:25:30,700 | - It is. You know what, he's the mayor. - He betrayed us. | - It is. You know what, he's the mayor. - He betrayed us. |
| 1878 | 01:25:30,733 | 01:25:32,468 | He betrayed us, and it's disappointing. | He betrayed us, and it's disappointing. |
| 1879 | 01:25:32,502 | 01:25:33,870 | - I'm hurt. - But I'm not mad. | - I'm hurt. - But I'm not mad. |
| 1880 | 01:25:33,903 | 01:25:35,939 | - No, I'm just disappointed. - Me, too. | - No, I'm just disappointed. - Me, too. |
| 1881 | 01:25:35,972 | 01:25:37,607 | Tonight, we have this picture | Tonight, we have this picture |
| 1882 | 01:25:37,640 | 01:25:38,975 | of the alleged ten-year-old love child | of the alleged ten-year-old love child |
| 1883 | 01:25:39,008 | 01:25:41,544 | of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother. | of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother. |
| 1884 | 01:25:41,577 | 01:25:43,846 | We've obscured the child's face to protect her identity | We've obscured the child's face to protect her identity |
| 1885 | 01:25:43,880 | 01:25:45,048 | but left enough clues | but left enough clues |
| 1886 | 01:25:45,081 | 01:25:47,550 | so that you can probably figure it out. | so that you can probably figure it out. |
| 1887 | 01:25:47,583 | 01:25:49,552 | To discuss this important, late-breaking story, | To discuss this important, late-breaking story, |
| 1888 | 01:25:49,585 | 01:25:51,487 | we go to our panel with a feature | we go to our panel with a feature |
| 1889 | 01:25:51,521 | 01:25:55,625 | you'll only see here on CNN: the Duodecabox. | you'll only see here on CNN: the Duodecabox. |
| 1890 | 01:25:55,658 | 01:25:58,695 | What do you think, Phil, Diane, Liz, Carl, | What do you think, Phil, Diane, Liz, Carl, |
| 1891 | 01:25:58,728 | 01:26:00,863 | Barbara and... let's say Craig? | Barbara and... let's say Craig? |
| 1892 | 01:26:10,840 | 01:26:12,709 | Kaylee? | Kaylee? |
| 1893 | 01:26:12,742 | 01:26:13,977 | - Kaylee. - Y-Yeah. | - Kaylee. - Y-Yeah. |
| 1894 | 01:26:14,010 | 01:26:15,845 | - Can you clean this up, please? - Oh, sure. | - Can you clean this up, please? - Oh, sure. |
| 1895 | 01:26:15,878 | 01:26:18,014 | It was an accident with the sandwich. Thank you. | It was an accident with the sandwich. Thank you. |
| 1896 | 01:26:42,105 | 01:26:43,773 | Hey, man. | Hey, man. |
| 1897 | 01:26:43,806 | 01:26:45,775 | Can I talk to you about white power? | Can I talk to you about white power? |
| 1898 | 01:26:48,945 | 01:26:50,613 | Yeah, guns save lives. | Yeah, guns save lives. |
| 1899 | 01:26:50,646 | 01:26:51,914 | - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. | - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. |
| 1900 | 01:27:00,890 | 01:27:02,592 | It has been a hard-fought campaign, | It has been a hard-fought campaign, |
| 1901 | 01:27:02,625 | 01:27:04,727 | but now it's in the hands of the voters. | but now it's in the hands of the voters. |
| 1902 | 01:27:04,761 | 01:27:06,963 | And excuse me... there's the Colonel right there. | And excuse me... there's the Colonel right there. |
| 1903 | 01:27:06,996 | 01:27:08,164 | Colonel, come on in. | Colonel, come on in. |
| 1904 | 01:27:08,197 | 01:27:09,632 | - Diana. - Hi. - Hi. Good morning. | - Diana. - Hi. - Hi. Good morning. |
| 1905 | 01:27:09,665 | 01:27:10,700 | Did you get some rest? | Did you get some rest? |
| 1906 | 01:27:10,733 | 01:27:12,035 | Yeah, we got a little bit. | Yeah, we got a little bit. |
| 1907 | 01:27:12,068 | 01:27:13,770 | - Excuse us, folks. - Good morning. Good morning. | - Excuse us, folks. - Good morning. Good morning. |
| 1908 | 01:27:13,803 | 01:27:15,905 | Excuse us. Excuse us. | Excuse us. Excuse us. |
| 1909 | 01:27:15,938 | 01:27:17,341 | There he is. | There he is. |
| 1910 | 01:27:17,374 | 01:27:18,875 | - Billy. Hey. - Colonel, good to see you, sir. | - Billy. Hey. - Colonel, good to see you, sir. |
| 1911 | 01:27:18,908 | 01:27:20,610 | - How are you? How are you? - Good to see you. | - How are you? How are you? - Good to see you. |
| 1912 | 01:27:20,643 | 01:27:21,711 | How about a picture? | How about a picture? |
| 1913 | 01:27:21,744 | 01:27:23,046 | All righty. | All righty. |
| 1914 | 01:27:23,079 | 01:27:24,580 | Come on. Come on. | Come on. Come on. |
| 1915 | 01:27:24,614 | 01:27:25,782 | - Let's go. Let's go. - Thank you. | - Let's go. Let's go. - Thank you. |
| 1916 | 01:27:25,815 | 01:27:27,683 | Oh, make sure you get this guy's I.D. | Oh, make sure you get this guy's I.D. |
| 1917 | 01:27:27,717 | 01:27:29,018 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1918 | 01:27:29,052 | 01:27:30,787 | Billy, we're just talking to Fox. Just Fox. | Billy, we're just talking to Fox. Just Fox. |
| 1919 | 01:27:30,820 | 01:27:33,589 | - Hello. Good morning. - Good morning, Jack. | - Hello. Good morning. - Good morning, Jack. |
| 1920 | 01:27:33,623 | 01:27:35,658 | - Sign right there. - Yeah. All right. | - Sign right there. - Yeah. All right. |
| 1921 | 01:27:35,691 | 01:27:36,993 | Your dad is really something. | Your dad is really something. |
| 1922 | 01:27:37,026 | 01:27:38,661 | - Yeah. - He's done a great job. | - Yeah. - He's done a great job. |
| 1923 | 01:27:38,694 | 01:27:39,896 | - Yeah, yeah. - Go over here? | - Yeah, yeah. - Go over here? |
| 1924 | 01:27:39,929 | 01:27:41,664 | So have you. Thank you for everything. | So have you. Thank you for everything. |
| 1925 | 01:27:41,697 | 01:27:42,832 | - It's been... - My pleasure. | - It's been... - My pleasure. |
| 1926 | 01:27:42,865 | 01:27:44,100 | - So... - I was thinking, maybe later, | - So... - I was thinking, maybe later, |
| 1927 | 01:27:44,133 | 01:27:46,035 | if you want to watch the returns come in? | if you want to watch the returns come in? |
| 1928 | 01:27:46,069 | 01:27:48,171 | Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. | Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. |
| 1929 | 01:27:49,806 | 01:27:51,974 | Oh. Oh, shoot. | Oh. Oh, shoot. |
| 1930 | 01:27:52,008 | 01:27:54,177 | You know what? I have to head back to the farm, | You know what? I have to head back to the farm, |
| 1931 | 01:27:54,211 | 01:27:55,845 | - but I'll see you later, okay? - Okay. | - but I'll see you later, okay? - Okay. |
| 1932 | 01:27:55,878 | 01:27:57,680 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1933 | 01:27:57,713 | 01:27:59,782 | Diana, aren't you gonna vote? | Diana, aren't you gonna vote? |
| 1934 | 01:28:06,789 | 01:28:08,124 | Nothing? | Nothing? |
| 1935 | 01:28:08,157 | 01:28:10,193 | - No early returns? - Nothing. | - No early returns? - Nothing. |
| 1936 | 01:28:10,227 | 01:28:12,695 | - What about exit polling? - No exit polling. | - What about exit polling? - No exit polling. |
| 1937 | 01:28:12,728 | 01:28:14,030 | Well, is there another precinct? | Well, is there another precinct? |
| 1938 | 01:28:14,063 | 01:28:15,131 | No. | No. |
| 1939 | 01:28:15,164 | 01:28:16,732 | Well, where else can they vote? | Well, where else can they vote? |
| 1940 | 01:28:16,766 | 01:28:17,967 | Well, they can't vote anywhere else. | Well, they can't vote anywhere else. |
| 1941 | 01:28:18,000 | 01:28:19,403 | Was it all early voting? | Was it all early voting? |
| 1942 | 01:28:19,436 | 01:28:21,205 | No early voting, no. Nothing. | No early voting, no. Nothing. |
| 1943 | 01:28:21,238 | 01:28:23,106 | What do you mean, nobody has voted yet? | What do you mean, nobody has voted yet? |
| 1944 | 01:28:23,139 | 01:28:24,707 | Uh, big guy. | Uh, big guy. |
| 1945 | 01:28:24,740 | 01:28:25,942 | You're gonna want to see this. | You're gonna want to see this. |
| 1946 | 01:28:25,975 | 01:28:27,143 | ...smear Mayor Braun with the falsehood | ...smear Mayor Braun with the falsehood |
| 1947 | 01:28:27,176 | 01:28:28,778 | of an illegitimate child. | of an illegitimate child. |
| 1948 | 01:28:28,811 | 01:28:30,847 | Which, as the report you just read stated, | Which, as the report you just read stated, |
| 1949 | 01:28:30,880 | 01:28:32,949 | is actually the man's dear niece. | is actually the man's dear niece. |
| 1950 | 01:28:32,982 | 01:28:35,118 | Has the Hastings campaign apologized? | Has the Hastings campaign apologized? |
| 1951 | 01:28:35,151 | 01:28:37,153 | Uh, no, they haven't, and it-it's too late for that. | Uh, no, they haven't, and it-it's too late for that. |
| 1952 | 01:28:37,186 | 01:28:38,988 | - Oh, fuck! - Mayor Braun continues to | - Oh, fuck! - Mayor Braun continues to |
| 1953 | 01:28:39,021 | 01:28:40,723 | focus on the issues. | focus on the issues. |
| 1954 | 01:28:40,756 | 01:28:41,991 | And quite frankly, Brooke, | And quite frankly, Brooke, |
| 1955 | 01:28:42,024 | 01:28:43,993 | the media owes the mayor an apology, as well, | the media owes the mayor an apology, as well, |
| 1956 | 01:28:44,026 | 01:28:46,430 | for credulously covering a poorly sourced story. | for credulously covering a poorly sourced story. |
| 1957 | 01:28:46,463 | 01:28:48,164 | Faith! Congratulations. Well done. | Faith! Congratulations. Well done. |
| 1958 | 01:28:48,197 | 01:28:50,166 | - What the fuck are you doing? - A new low. | - What the fuck are you doing? - A new low. |
| 1959 | 01:28:50,199 | 01:28:51,968 | Oh, yeah, like I leaked a cocked-up story | Oh, yeah, like I leaked a cocked-up story |
| 1960 | 01:28:52,001 | 01:28:53,736 | about a bastard child who happens to be | about a bastard child who happens to be |
| 1961 | 01:28:53,769 | 01:28:55,004 | the man's fucking niece. | the man's fucking niece. |
| 1962 | 01:28:55,037 | 01:28:56,273 | - Please, Gary. - You fed me that bullshit. | - Please, Gary. - You fed me that bullshit. |
| 1963 | 01:28:56,306 | 01:28:57,773 | You know, go fuck yourself. | You know, go fuck yourself. |
| 1964 | 01:28:57,807 | 01:28:59,041 | - You go fuck yourself. - You go fuck your... | - You go fuck yourself. - You go fuck your... |
| 1965 | 01:28:59,075 | 01:29:00,143 | Okay, you two. | Okay, you two. |
| 1966 | 01:29:00,176 | 01:29:02,011 | Unfortunately, we're gonna have to leave it there. | Unfortunately, we're gonna have to leave it there. |
| 1967 | 01:29:02,044 | 01:29:03,679 | Thank you so much, Brooke. | Thank you so much, Brooke. |
| 1968 | 01:29:03,713 | 01:29:04,847 | - Thank you so much. - Thanks, Brooke. | - Thank you so much. - Thanks, Brooke. |
| 1969 | 01:29:04,881 | 01:29:05,915 | - Thank you. - We're clear. | - Thank you. - We're clear. |
| 1970 | 01:29:05,948 | 01:29:08,050 | Why would I leak this? Huh? | Why would I leak this? Huh? |
| 1971 | 01:29:08,084 | 01:29:09,886 | Oh, to just make me take the bait. | Oh, to just make me take the bait. |
| 1972 | 01:29:09,919 | 01:29:11,255 | You didn't just want to win. | You didn't just want to win. |
| 1973 | 01:29:11,288 | 01:29:13,156 | You wanted to castrate me, didn't you? | You wanted to castrate me, didn't you? |
| 1974 | 01:29:13,189 | 01:29:14,891 | If I wanted to cut your dick off, | If I wanted to cut your dick off, |
| 1975 | 01:29:14,924 | 01:29:16,293 | I would have done it in front of you | I would have done it in front of you |
| 1976 | 01:29:16,326 | 01:29:19,162 | just to see the last look of horror in your eyes. | just to see the last look of horror in your eyes. |
| 1977 | 01:29:20,196 | 01:29:21,864 | You're telling the truth. | You're telling the truth. |
| 1978 | 01:29:21,898 | 01:29:23,300 | No shit. | No shit. |
| 1979 | 01:29:23,333 | 01:29:25,168 | What the fuck is going on here? | What the fuck is going on here? |
| 1980 | 01:29:25,202 | 01:29:26,769 | Evan? | Evan? |
| 1981 | 01:29:26,802 | 01:29:28,004 | What... | What... |
| 1982 | 01:29:28,037 | 01:29:29,105 | Evan. | Evan. |
| 1983 | 01:29:29,138 | 01:29:30,039 | Evan, oh, my God. | Evan, oh, my God. |
| 1984 | 01:29:30,072 | 01:29:31,774 | - What's up, Becca? - How the hell are you? | - What's up, Becca? - How the hell are you? |
| 1985 | 01:29:31,807 | 01:29:33,142 | - Hiya. Nice to see you. - Good to see you. | - Hiya. Nice to see you. - Good to see you. |
| 1986 | 01:29:33,176 | 01:29:35,178 | - How's everything? - Yeah, I mean, it's going. | - How's everything? - Yeah, I mean, it's going. |
| 1987 | 01:29:35,212 | 01:29:37,214 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
| 1988 | 01:29:37,247 | 01:29:39,182 | How the hell does he know her? | How the hell does he know her? |
| 1989 | 01:29:39,216 | 01:29:40,917 | Is he from here? | Is he from here? |
| 1990 | 01:29:40,950 | 01:29:43,953 | Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really. | Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really. |
| 1991 | 01:29:43,986 | 01:29:45,988 | And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man | And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man |
| 1992 | 01:29:46,022 | 01:29:47,257 | - to our attention. - It's Evan. | - to our attention. - It's Evan. |
| 1993 | 01:29:47,291 | 01:29:48,891 | Did I happen to mention that... | Did I happen to mention that... |
| 1994 | 01:29:48,925 | 01:29:51,093 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
| 1995 | 01:29:51,127 | 01:29:53,497 | - What? What? - Come on! | - What? What? - Come on! |
| 1996 | 01:29:53,530 | 01:29:57,967 | So, with 100% of the vote counted, | So, with 100% of the vote counted, |
| 1997 | 01:29:58,000 | 01:30:01,305 | the mayoral race is tied. | the mayoral race is tied. |
| 1998 | 01:30:01,338 | 01:30:03,739 | One vote to one vote. | One vote to one vote. |
| 1999 | 01:30:05,107 | 01:30:06,343 | No. | No. |
| 2000 | 01:30:06,376 | 01:30:08,911 | Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 2001 | 01:30:08,945 | 01:30:11,113 | Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. | Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. |
| 2002 | 01:30:11,147 | 01:30:13,015 | Hold on. I, uh... | Hold on. I, uh... |
| 2003 | 01:30:13,049 | 01:30:15,252 | I don't... I don't know exactly | I don't... I don't know exactly |
| 2004 | 01:30:15,285 | 01:30:18,255 | what's going on here, but it's weird. | what's going on here, but it's weird. |
| 2005 | 01:30:18,288 | 01:30:19,922 | Could somebody please explain to me | Could somebody please explain to me |
| 2006 | 01:30:19,956 | 01:30:21,525 | - what's happening? - Well, we had an election. | - what's happening? - Well, we had an election. |
| 2007 | 01:30:21,558 | 01:30:23,893 | - Yes, I know that. - And we gave it our best. | - Yes, I know that. - And we gave it our best. |
| 2008 | 01:30:23,926 | 01:30:25,027 | Just didn't work out. | Just didn't work out. |
| 2009 | 01:30:25,061 | 01:30:26,363 | Didn't work out, Jack? Come on. | Didn't work out, Jack? Come on. |
| 2010 | 01:30:26,396 | 01:30:28,831 | Do you know how much money we invested in this? | Do you know how much money we invested in this? |
| 2011 | 01:30:28,864 | 01:30:30,766 | Yeah, if the news media is to be believed, | Yeah, if the news media is to be believed, |
| 2012 | 01:30:30,800 | 01:30:34,538 | more than $45 million was raised between the two of you. | more than $45 million was raised between the two of you. |
| 2013 | 01:30:42,845 | 01:30:45,915 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
| 2014 | 01:30:45,948 | 01:30:47,917 | Did you sucker me, Jack? | Did you sucker me, Jack? |
| 2015 | 01:30:47,950 | 01:30:49,986 | I guess. | I guess. |
| 2016 | 01:30:50,019 | 01:30:51,988 | You know what? Folks, sorry, | You know what? Folks, sorry, |
| 2017 | 01:30:52,021 | 01:30:53,257 | but I'm getting all that money back. | but I'm getting all that money back. |
| 2018 | 01:30:53,290 | 01:30:54,291 | From where? | From where? |
| 2019 | 01:30:54,324 | 01:30:56,892 | We put millions into those PACs. | We put millions into those PACs. |
| 2020 | 01:30:56,926 | 01:30:58,828 | Well, campaign finance law says | Well, campaign finance law says |
| 2021 | 01:30:58,861 | 01:31:00,997 | that money needn't be accounted for. | that money needn't be accounted for. |
| 2022 | 01:31:01,030 | 01:31:03,099 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
| 2023 | 01:31:03,132 | 01:31:05,134 | I got to give it to this place. | I got to give it to this place. |
| 2024 | 01:31:06,168 | 01:31:08,170 | Hey, Alan. | Hey, Alan. |
| 2025 | 01:31:08,205 | 01:31:09,339 | Uh, it's Evan. | Uh, it's Evan. |
| 2026 | 01:31:09,373 | 01:31:10,840 | Shit weasel. | Shit weasel. |
| 2027 | 01:31:10,873 | 01:31:12,576 | You're from this town, aren't you? | You're from this town, aren't you? |
| 2028 | 01:31:12,609 | 01:31:14,378 | - Yeah. - You set this whole thing up. | - Yeah. - You set this whole thing up. |
| 2029 | 01:31:14,411 | 01:31:16,112 | You set me up, huh? | You set me up, huh? |
| 2030 | 01:31:16,145 | 01:31:18,981 | You are so fired, and you're going to jail! | You are so fired, and you're going to jail! |
| 2031 | 01:31:19,015 | 01:31:20,149 | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 2032 | 01:31:20,182 | 01:31:21,951 | It was me. I did it. | It was me. I did it. |
| 2033 | 01:31:21,984 | 01:31:23,253 | You? | You? |
| 2034 | 01:31:24,388 | 01:31:26,055 | Wh... | Wh... |
| 2035 | 01:31:26,088 | 01:31:27,291 | Why? | Why? |
| 2036 | 01:31:27,324 | 01:31:29,359 | You know... | You know... |
| 2037 | 01:31:29,393 | 01:31:32,329 | it was just this weird idea I had | it was just this weird idea I had |
| 2038 | 01:31:32,362 | 01:31:34,298 | 'cause the town needed money. | 'cause the town needed money. |
| 2039 | 01:31:34,331 | 01:31:36,866 | So you... | So you... |
| 2040 | 01:31:36,899 | 01:31:38,201 | Uh, shot the video, | Uh, shot the video, |
| 2041 | 01:31:38,235 | 01:31:41,305 | and then had Evan show it to you. | and then had Evan show it to you. |
| 2042 | 01:31:41,338 | 01:31:42,372 | Uh, I... | Uh, I... |
| 2043 | 01:31:42,406 | 01:31:45,174 | We needed 750 grand over three years | We needed 750 grand over three years |
| 2044 | 01:31:45,208 | 01:31:47,076 | to keep the school from closing down. | to keep the school from closing down. |
| 2045 | 01:31:47,109 | 01:31:49,045 | We blew way past that. | We blew way past that. |
| 2046 | 01:31:49,078 | 01:31:51,315 | We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it. | We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it. |
| 2047 | 01:31:53,049 | 01:31:56,386 | And the speech, the viral speech? | And the speech, the viral speech? |
| 2048 | 01:31:56,420 | 01:31:58,154 | Can I get a motion to vote? | Can I get a motion to vote? |
| 2049 | 01:31:58,187 | 01:31:59,323 | Actually, I'm here about that... | Actually, I'm here about that... |
| 2050 | 01:31:59,356 | 01:32:01,891 | Fuck, what's the word? Resolution. | Fuck, what's the word? Resolution. |
| 2051 | 01:32:01,924 | 01:32:04,193 | - I'll get it. - Mike, do you want to help him and... | - I'll get it. - Mike, do you want to help him and... |
| 2052 | 01:32:04,227 | 01:32:05,462 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2053 | 01:32:05,495 | 01:32:07,364 | Just have it low enough. | Just have it low enough. |
| 2054 | 01:32:07,397 | 01:32:09,131 | Just leave enough room for that road sign in there. | Just leave enough room for that road sign in there. |
| 2055 | 01:32:09,165 | 01:32:10,900 | - Uh, am I supposed to have these on? - No glasses. | - Uh, am I supposed to have these on? - No glasses. |
| 2056 | 01:32:10,933 | 01:32:13,337 | I'm lost. | I'm lost. |
| 2057 | 01:32:13,370 | 01:32:14,937 | Okay, Dad, that's good, | Okay, Dad, that's good, |
| 2058 | 01:32:14,970 | 01:32:16,340 | but you have to leave after. | but you have to leave after. |
| 2059 | 01:32:16,373 | 01:32:17,139 | All right, one more time. | All right, one more time. |
| 2060 | 01:32:17,173 | 01:32:19,975 | I guess they weren't principles. | I guess they weren't principles. |
| 2061 | 01:32:21,244 | 01:32:23,347 | They're just hobbies. | They're just hobbies. |
| 2062 | 01:32:30,420 | 01:32:32,422 | Holy shit, I think we got it. | Holy shit, I think we got it. |
| 2063 | 01:32:32,456 | 01:32:34,857 | Oh, thank God. | Oh, thank God. |
| 2064 | 01:32:46,936 | 01:32:49,004 | That was really just baiting the hook. | That was really just baiting the hook. |
| 2065 | 01:32:49,038 | 01:32:51,375 | You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her. | You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her. |
| 2066 | 01:32:51,408 | 01:32:53,377 | Oh, I had a fucking blast. | Oh, I had a fucking blast. |
| 2067 | 01:32:55,044 | 01:32:57,012 | So you used me. | So you used me. |
| 2068 | 01:32:59,014 | 01:33:00,484 | We used you? | We used you? |
| 2069 | 01:33:00,517 | 01:33:03,453 | You guys only show up here once every four years, | You guys only show up here once every four years, |
| 2070 | 01:33:03,487 | 01:33:05,988 | and only then 'cause it's a swing state. | and only then 'cause it's a swing state. |
| 2071 | 01:33:06,021 | 01:33:08,392 | And then, when it's over, you're gone. | And then, when it's over, you're gone. |
| 2072 | 01:33:08,425 | 01:33:09,992 | But we're still here | But we're still here |
| 2073 | 01:33:10,025 | 01:33:12,262 | with all the same problems we had before, | with all the same problems we had before, |
| 2074 | 01:33:12,295 | 01:33:14,196 | just waiting around for you to come back | just waiting around for you to come back |
| 2075 | 01:33:14,231 | 01:33:17,066 | and make the same empty promises as last time. | and make the same empty promises as last time. |
| 2076 | 01:33:18,100 | 01:33:19,969 | We used the system. | We used the system. |
| 2077 | 01:33:20,002 | 01:33:21,338 | You make millions of dollars | You make millions of dollars |
| 2078 | 01:33:21,371 | 01:33:23,105 | funneling tens of millions of dollars | funneling tens of millions of dollars |
| 2079 | 01:33:23,139 | 01:33:27,244 | into this election economy. | into this election economy. |
| 2080 | 01:33:27,277 | 01:33:30,313 | All we did is take a cut. | All we did is take a cut. |
| 2081 | 01:33:31,981 | 01:33:33,550 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 2082 | 01:33:33,583 | 01:33:35,151 | Well... | Well... |
| 2083 | 01:33:35,184 | 01:33:37,721 | I guess I just... | I guess I just... |
| 2084 | 01:33:37,754 | 01:33:42,426 | I thought that maybe you and I had a little something. | I thought that maybe you and I had a little something. |
| 2085 | 01:33:47,096 | 01:33:50,032 | I'm 28. I mean... | I'm 28. I mean... |
| 2086 | 01:33:50,065 | 01:33:53,969 | In what world would this be okay? | In what world would this be okay? |
| 2087 | 01:33:56,138 | 01:33:58,241 | D.C. and L.A., parts of New York, | D.C. and L.A., parts of New York, |
| 2088 | 01:33:58,275 | 01:34:00,109 | - Miami, maybe Dallas. - Mm. | - Miami, maybe Dallas. - Mm. |
| 2089 | 01:34:02,212 | 01:34:04,214 | Look... | Look... |
| 2090 | 01:34:05,248 | 01:34:07,517 | - It wasn't personal. - Mm. | - It wasn't personal. - Mm. |
| 2091 | 01:34:07,551 | 01:34:09,286 | It was math. | It was math. |
| 2092 | 01:34:09,319 | 01:34:11,053 | Math. | Math. |
| 2093 | 01:34:12,222 | 01:34:16,158 | But this system, the way we elect people, | But this system, the way we elect people, |
| 2094 | 01:34:16,192 | 01:34:18,160 | it's terrifying. | it's terrifying. |
| 2095 | 01:34:18,194 | 01:34:20,196 | And exhausting. | And exhausting. |
| 2096 | 01:34:20,230 | 01:34:23,333 | And I think it's driving us all insane. | And I think it's driving us all insane. |
| 2097 | 01:34:31,575 | 01:34:33,410 | You know what the real problem here | You know what the real problem here |
| 2098 | 01:34:33,443 | 01:34:35,445 | is that the media is completely complicit | is that the media is completely complicit |
| 2099 | 01:34:35,479 | 01:34:37,247 | - in this sort of thing. - Oh, I absolutely agree. | - in this sort of thing. - Oh, I absolutely agree. |
| 2100 | 01:34:37,280 | 01:34:38,515 | I mean, it's like Neil Postman said... | I mean, it's like Neil Postman said... |
| 2101 | 01:34:38,548 | 01:34:40,115 | in entertaining ourselves, | in entertaining ourselves, |
| 2102 | 01:34:40,149 | 01:34:41,785 | - news has become entertainment. - Yeah. Yeah. | - news has become entertainment. - Yeah. Yeah. |
| 2103 | 01:34:41,818 | 01:34:43,620 | - And when that happens... it's gone. - Yeah. | - And when that happens... it's gone. - Yeah. |
| 2104 | 01:34:43,653 | 01:34:45,355 | I thought he knew. I mean, I would get so nervous | I thought he knew. I mean, I would get so nervous |
| 2105 | 01:34:45,388 | 01:34:47,224 | - every time he would come in. I would just, like... - Oh, no. | - every time he would come in. I would just, like... - Oh, no. |
| 2106 | 01:34:47,257 | 01:34:48,358 | I couldn't get my coffee order right, | I couldn't get my coffee order right, |
| 2107 | 01:34:48,391 | 01:34:49,593 | and I was giving him the wrong thing. | and I was giving him the wrong thing. |
| 2108 | 01:34:49,626 | 01:34:51,228 | Oh, you were great. You were perfect. | Oh, you were great. You were perfect. |
| 2109 | 01:34:51,261 | 01:34:52,529 | Plus, you know, he has, you know, | Plus, you know, he has, you know, |
| 2110 | 01:34:52,562 | 01:34:54,297 | dreamy eyes a little bit, so, I mean... | dreamy eyes a little bit, so, I mean... |
| 2111 | 01:34:54,331 | 01:34:55,632 | - Yeah. - He's-he's dashing. | - Yeah. - He's-he's dashing. |
| 2112 | 01:34:55,665 | 01:34:58,100 | He actually made me cry. | He actually made me cry. |
| 2113 | 01:34:58,133 | 01:35:00,403 | - He was, like, a shithead. - Yeah. | - He was, like, a shithead. - Yeah. |
| 2114 | 01:35:00,437 | 01:35:02,305 | It metastasizes, so it-it's growing | It metastasizes, so it-it's growing |
| 2115 | 01:35:02,339 | 01:35:03,540 | - and-and whatever, so... - Yeah. | - and-and whatever, so... - Yeah. |
| 2116 | 01:35:03,573 | 01:35:05,208 | Well, it becomes... it's sort of like | Well, it becomes... it's sort of like |
| 2117 | 01:35:05,242 | 01:35:06,376 | any sort of autoimmune disorder. | any sort of autoimmune disorder. |
| 2118 | 01:35:06,409 | 01:35:07,644 | - Yeah. - It's like... it's like lupus. | - Yeah. - It's like... it's like lupus. |
| 2119 | 01:35:07,677 | 01:35:09,144 | Know what I mean? | Know what I mean? |
| 2120 | 01:35:09,178 | 01:35:10,514 | That's actually a really great metaphor. | That's actually a really great metaphor. |
| 2121 | 01:35:10,547 | 01:35:12,382 | - That's... that's like... - It's a simile. | - That's... that's like... - It's a simile. |
| 2122 | 01:35:12,415 | 01:35:14,049 | - 'Cause you said... - 'Cause I said... | - 'Cause you said... - 'Cause I said... |
| 2123 | 01:35:14,083 | 01:35:15,519 | - I said it's "like." - You said it's "like." | - I said it's "like." - You said it's "like." |
| 2124 | 01:35:15,552 | 01:35:17,152 | Yeah, right. It's like lupus. | Yeah, right. It's like lupus. |
| 2125 | 01:35:18,421 | 01:35:21,258 | What a clusterfuck. | What a clusterfuck. |
| 2126 | 01:35:21,291 | 01:35:23,293 | Amen. | Amen. |
| 2127 | 01:35:27,497 | 01:35:29,164 | How we looking? | How we looking? |
| 2128 | 01:35:29,198 | 01:35:32,167 | Well, they're saying these, uh, back acres | Well, they're saying these, uh, back acres |
| 2129 | 01:35:32,202 | 01:35:35,472 | are gonna become the over-55 community health center. | are gonna become the over-55 community health center. |
| 2130 | 01:35:35,505 | 01:35:37,340 | - Uh-huh. - Madison has promised | - Uh-huh. - Madison has promised |
| 2131 | 01:35:37,374 | 01:35:39,141 | a satellite campus for the front. | a satellite campus for the front. |
| 2132 | 01:35:39,174 | 01:35:41,278 | Okay. And you know that we have to redo | Okay. And you know that we have to redo |
| 2133 | 01:35:41,311 | 01:35:42,546 | the septic on the back 50? | the septic on the back 50? |
| 2134 | 01:35:42,579 | 01:35:44,079 | - We heard all about it. - Okay. | - We heard all about it. - Okay. |
| 2135 | 01:35:44,113 | 01:35:45,147 | Hey, you. | Hey, you. |
| 2136 | 01:35:45,180 | 01:35:46,483 | Oh, hey, you. | Oh, hey, you. |
| 2137 | 01:35:46,516 | 01:35:49,286 | She is something, huh? | She is something, huh? |
| 2138 | 01:35:55,392 | 01:35:57,360 | Are you listening to me? | Are you listening to me? |
| 2139 | 01:36:00,162 | 01:36:02,164 | Are you listening to me? | Are you listening to me? |
| 2140 | 01:36:03,400 | 01:36:05,569 | Are you listening to me? | Are you listening to me? |
| 2141 | 01:36:05,602 | 01:36:07,169 | Oh, Gary, honey. | Oh, Gary, honey. |
| 2142 | 01:36:07,203 | 01:36:08,538 | I'm just so excited. | I'm just so excited. |
| 2143 | 01:36:08,572 | 01:36:10,607 | I can't wait till we get the café tables in. | I can't wait till we get the café tables in. |
| 2144 | 01:36:10,640 | 01:36:14,578 | I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know? | I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know? |
| 2145 | 01:36:14,611 | 01:36:17,881 | - And then we can put the umbrellas up. - Mm-hmm. | - And then we can put the umbrellas up. - Mm-hmm. |
| 2146 | 01:36:17,914 | 01:36:20,617 | And people can just sit outside and have coffee and... | And people can just sit outside and have coffee and... |
| 2147 | 01:36:20,650 | 01:36:22,151 | You know. | You know. |
| 2148 | 01:36:22,184 | 01:36:23,420 | Are you... are you listening to me? | Are you... are you listening to me? |
| 2149 | 01:36:23,453 | 01:36:25,622 | - Mm-hmm, mm... - Are you listening to me? | - Mm-hmm, mm... - Are you listening to me? |
| 2150 | 01:36:25,655 | 01:36:28,157 | Hey, fuckup. Hey, fuckup. | Hey, fuckup. Hey, fuckup. |
| 2151 | 01:36:28,190 | 01:36:30,694 | - Are you listening to me? - Yes, yes, yes. | - Are you listening to me? - Yes, yes, yes. |
| 2152 | 01:36:30,727 | 01:36:32,462 | I'm listening to you. | I'm listening to you. |
| 2153 | 01:36:32,495 | 01:36:35,197 | You don't open a dossier for less than $2 million. | You don't open a dossier for less than $2 million. |
| 2154 | 01:36:35,231 | 01:36:37,601 | I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now. | I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now. |
| 2155 | 01:36:37,634 | 01:36:39,235 | $2 million. | $2 million. |
| 2156 | 01:36:39,269 | 01:36:40,604 | God, I hate you. | God, I hate you. |
| 2157 | 01:36:40,637 | 01:36:42,339 | Ditto. | Ditto. |
| 2158 | 01:36:44,374 | 01:36:46,309 | Gary? | Gary? |
| 2159 | 01:36:46,343 | 01:36:48,511 | Gary, you there? | Gary, you there? |
| 2160 | 01:36:48,545 | 01:36:50,547 | Gary? | Gary? |
| 2161 | 01:36:50,580 | 01:36:52,515 | Yo, Gary. | Yo, Gary. |
| 2162 | 01:36:54,718 | 01:36:56,185 | Ah, cheers! | Ah, cheers! |
| 2163 | 01:37:20,477 | 01:37:22,712 | Colonel Jack Hastings, Deerlaken... | Colonel Jack Hastings, Deerlaken... |
| 2164 | 01:37:22,746 | 01:37:24,781 | did the media fall for a false narrative | did the media fall for a false narrative |
| 2165 | 01:37:24,814 | 01:37:27,283 | just because it fit into our preconceived notion | just because it fit into our preconceived notion |
| 2166 | 01:37:27,317 | 01:37:29,653 | of the divide of this country between red and blue | of the divide of this country between red and blue |
| 2167 | 01:37:29,686 | 01:37:31,955 | without actually checking the facts? | without actually checking the facts? |
| 2168 | 01:37:31,988 | 01:37:34,224 | Were we irresponsible? | Were we irresponsible? |
| 2169 | 01:37:34,257 | 01:37:35,392 | Well, we're the news. | Well, we're the news. |
| 2170 | 01:37:35,425 | 01:37:37,961 | Are we not supposed to cover the news? | Are we not supposed to cover the news? |
| 2171 | 01:37:37,994 | 01:37:39,963 | I mean, these are newsworthy stories. | I mean, these are newsworthy stories. |
| 2172 | 01:37:39,996 | 01:37:42,465 | We're absolutely in the right to cover them. | We're absolutely in the right to cover them. |
| 2173 | 01:37:42,499 | 01:37:46,269 | It is literally our job to cover the news. | It is literally our job to cover the news. |
| 2174 | 01:37:46,302 | 01:37:47,470 | But isn't there a way to report the news | But isn't there a way to report the news |
| 2175 | 01:37:47,504 | 01:37:49,205 | without so much speculation, | without so much speculation, |
| 2176 | 01:37:49,239 | 01:37:51,274 | without a false sense of urgency | without a false sense of urgency |
| 2177 | 01:37:51,307 | 01:37:53,977 | that causes us to breathlessly report "facts" | that causes us to breathlessly report "facts" |
| 2178 | 01:37:54,010 | 01:37:55,512 | that maybe are not facts? | that maybe are not facts? |
| 2179 | 01:37:55,545 | 01:37:57,547 | And are we framing these stories | And are we framing these stories |
| 2180 | 01:37:57,580 | 01:37:59,582 | on an artificial right-left axis | on an artificial right-left axis |
| 2181 | 01:37:59,616 | 01:38:02,519 | because that's how our pundit economy is set up? | because that's how our pundit economy is set up? |
| 2182 | 01:38:02,552 | 01:38:04,554 | Is there a better way to do this? | Is there a better way to do this? |
| 2183 | 01:38:10,260 | 01:38:11,161 | I'm just kidding. | I'm just kidding. |
| 2184 | 01:38:11,193 | 01:38:12,762 | Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. | Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. |
| 2185 | 01:38:12,796 | 01:38:15,231 | - Thank you all for watching. - She's... | - Thank you all for watching. - She's... |
| 2186 | 01:38:15,265 | 01:38:16,733 | She's good. | She's good. |
| 2187 | 01:38:22,772 | 01:38:25,408 | ♪ Talking like we used to do ♪ | ♪ Talking like we used to do ♪ |
| 2188 | 01:38:26,743 | 01:38:29,412 | ♪ It was always me and you ♪ | ♪ It was always me and you ♪ |
| 2189 | 01:38:30,647 | 01:38:34,551 | ♪ Hold on, darling ♪ | ♪ Hold on, darling ♪ |
| 2190 | 01:38:35,785 | 01:38:38,321 | ♪ This body is yours ♪ | ♪ This body is yours ♪ |
| 2191 | 01:38:38,354 | 01:38:42,425 | ♪ This body is yours and mine ♪ | ♪ This body is yours and mine ♪ |
| 2192 | 01:38:43,693 | 01:38:49,299 | ♪ Well, hold on, my darling ♪ | ♪ Well, hold on, my darling ♪ |
| 2193 | 01:38:49,332 | 01:38:51,801 | ♪ This mess was yours ♪ | ♪ This mess was yours ♪ |
| 2194 | 01:38:53,436 | 01:38:56,573 | ♪ Now your mess is mine ♪ | ♪ Now your mess is mine ♪ |
| 2195 | 01:39:02,412 | 01:39:05,849 | ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ | ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ |
| 2196 | 01:39:07,517 | 01:39:10,420 | ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ | ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ |
| 2197 | 01:39:10,453 | 01:39:12,622 | ♪ See you in the marketplace... ♪ | ♪ See you in the marketplace... ♪ |
| 2198 | 01:39:12,655 | 01:39:15,425 | Could something like this happen? | Could something like this happen? |
| 2199 | 01:39:15,458 | 01:39:19,562 | Legally, this could absolutely happen. | Legally, this could absolutely happen. |
| 2200 | 01:39:19,596 | 01:39:24,434 | Somebody could create a political organization... | Somebody could create a political organization... |
| 2201 | 01:39:24,467 | 01:39:28,471 | so-called outside group, a super PAC, 527... | so-called outside group, a super PAC, 527... |
| 2202 | 01:39:28,505 | 01:39:31,374 | raise an unlimited amount of money, | raise an unlimited amount of money, |
| 2203 | 01:39:31,407 | 01:39:34,577 | and then choose to give that money | and then choose to give that money |
| 2204 | 01:39:34,611 | 01:39:37,514 | to another organization, a charity, | to another organization, a charity, |
| 2205 | 01:39:37,547 | 01:39:40,483 | and use it for public purposes. | and use it for public purposes. |
| 2206 | 01:39:40,517 | 01:39:43,720 | And you don't need the donors' consent to do that. | And you don't need the donors' consent to do that. |
| 2207 | 01:39:43,753 | 01:39:45,789 | The problem we have is that | The problem we have is that |
| 2208 | 01:39:45,822 | 01:39:49,526 | none of the pieces of the system are working today. | none of the pieces of the system are working today. |
| 2209 | 01:39:49,559 | 01:39:52,829 | You have regulators like the Federal Election Commission | You have regulators like the Federal Election Commission |
| 2210 | 01:39:52,862 | 01:39:54,764 | that don't have a quorum, can't meet, | that don't have a quorum, can't meet, |
| 2211 | 01:39:54,798 | 01:39:57,667 | and when they do, they disagree on what the law is. | and when they do, they disagree on what the law is. |
| 2212 | 01:39:57,700 | 01:40:01,471 | You have Congress deadlocked so it can't rewrite the laws. | You have Congress deadlocked so it can't rewrite the laws. |
| 2213 | 01:40:01,504 | 01:40:03,473 | You have the Supreme Court | You have the Supreme Court |
| 2214 | 01:40:03,506 | 01:40:06,943 | that thinks that almost nothing is corrupt | that thinks that almost nothing is corrupt |
| 2215 | 01:40:06,976 | 01:40:11,548 | and that citizens won't think the sale of access... | and that citizens won't think the sale of access... |
| 2216 | 01:40:11,581 | 01:40:13,817 | what the court calls ingratiation | what the court calls ingratiation |
| 2217 | 01:40:13,850 | 01:40:18,588 | in return for giving money to candidates... is a problem. | in return for giving money to candidates... is a problem. |
| 2218 | 01:40:18,621 | 01:40:21,424 | So, to sum up, we currently have | So, to sum up, we currently have |
| 2219 | 01:40:21,457 | 01:40:22,826 | hundreds of millions to billions of dollars | hundreds of millions to billions of dollars |
| 2220 | 01:40:22,859 | 01:40:25,428 | that is, uh, uh, untraceable, | that is, uh, uh, untraceable, |
| 2221 | 01:40:25,461 | 01:40:27,897 | uh, that can pour into groups | uh, that can pour into groups |
| 2222 | 01:40:27,931 | 01:40:30,900 | that are actually coordinating with-with candidates | that are actually coordinating with-with candidates |
| 2223 | 01:40:30,934 | 01:40:33,870 | who end up having to spend a good amount of their time | who end up having to spend a good amount of their time |
| 2224 | 01:40:33,903 | 01:40:35,839 | raising more and more money to keep up | raising more and more money to keep up |
| 2225 | 01:40:35,872 | 01:40:38,808 | with the arms race that is occurring. | with the arms race that is occurring. |
| 2226 | 01:40:38,842 | 01:40:42,846 | Uh, the money continues to pour in and corrupt | Uh, the money continues to pour in and corrupt |
| 2227 | 01:40:42,879 | 01:40:45,582 | not just where they spend their time | not just where they spend their time |
| 2228 | 01:40:45,615 | 01:40:48,718 | and how they spend their time but on the types of legislation | and how they spend their time but on the types of legislation |
| 2229 | 01:40:48,751 | 01:40:51,621 | that they would even bring to the fore. | that they would even bring to the fore. |
| 2230 | 01:40:51,654 | 01:40:54,591 | And the one group that would be charged | And the one group that would be charged |
| 2231 | 01:40:54,624 | 01:40:59,696 | with regulating, uh, this spigot, uh, doesn't meet | with regulating, uh, this spigot, uh, doesn't meet |
| 2232 | 01:40:59,729 | 01:41:01,865 | 'cause there aren't enough of them. | 'cause there aren't enough of them. |
| 2233 | 01:41:01,898 | 01:41:03,867 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 2234 | 01:41:07,003 | 01:41:09,472 | I realize that's not helpful to you, but... | I realize that's not helpful to you, but... |
| 2235 | 01:41:09,505 | 01:41:11,407 | It is very helpful. Thank you. | It is very helpful. Thank you. |
| 2236 | 01:41:11,441 | 01:41:12,675 | ♪ Ooh ♪ | ♪ Ooh ♪ |
| 2237 | 01:41:12,709 | 01:41:15,545 | ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ | ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ |
| 2238 | 01:41:18,715 | 01:41:20,884 | ♪ Your mess is mine. ♪ | ♪ Your mess is mine. ♪ |
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