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1 00:00:00,601 00:00:02,501 ♪♪ ♪♪
2 00:00:09,009 00:00:12,344 Narrator: Coming up, why is q raging against the machine? Narrator: Coming up, why is q raging against the machine?
3 00:00:12,346 00:00:15,480 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
4 00:00:15,482 00:00:18,483 Narrator: Do sal and mur have dance fever? Narrator: Do sal and mur have dance fever?
5 00:00:18,485 00:00:21,353 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
6 00:00:21,355 00:00:25,023 And which losing joker will be in puppet purgatory And which losing joker will be in puppet purgatory
7 00:00:25,025 00:00:26,558 In tonight's punishment? In tonight's punishment?
8 00:00:26,560 00:00:28,627 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
9 00:00:28,629 00:00:31,496 Sal: Prepare for something amazing. Sal: Prepare for something amazing.
10 00:00:31,498 00:00:32,631 Q: Hey, mustache, what's up? Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?
11 00:00:32,633 00:00:34,232 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
12 00:00:34,234 00:00:35,900 Murr: Like a boss! Murr: Like a boss!
13 00:00:35,902 00:00:37,702 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
14 00:00:37,704 00:00:40,372 Sal: I will never forgive you! Sal: I will never forgive you!
15 00:00:40,374 00:00:42,441 Joe: Larry! Joe: Larry!
16 00:00:42,443 00:00:43,442 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
17 00:00:43,444 00:00:46,578 Q: Oh, not the monkeys. Q: Oh, not the monkeys.
18 00:00:46,580 00:00:48,246 Today, these beautiful faces Today, these beautiful faces
19 00:00:48,248 00:00:49,648 Will be the first beautiful faces Will be the first beautiful faces
20 00:00:49,650 00:00:51,383 The people see when they walk into the office. The people see when they walk into the office.
21 00:00:51,385 00:00:53,585 That's right, but working as receptionists, That's right, but working as receptionists,
22 00:00:53,587 00:00:55,854 We've got to do and say what the other guys tell us. We've got to do and say what the other guys tell us.
23 00:00:55,856 00:00:58,190 If you refuse to do or say anything, you lose. If you refuse to do or say anything, you lose.
24 00:00:58,192 00:01:00,993 ♪♪ ♪♪
25 00:01:00,995 00:01:02,594 Q: Okay! Joey, joey. Q: Okay! Joey, joey.
26 00:01:02,596 00:01:03,728 Yeah. Pick up the phone. Yeah. Pick up the phone.
27 00:01:03,730 00:01:05,864 Be on the phone when this person walks in. Be on the phone when this person walks in.
28 00:01:05,866 00:01:07,932 "hey, look, if it was up to me, I'd drown it." "hey, look, if it was up to me, I'd drown it."
29 00:01:07,934 00:01:09,802 Look, if it was up to me, I'd just drown it. Look, if it was up to me, I'd just drown it.
30 00:01:09,804 00:01:11,069 I'll bury it in the morning. I'll bury it in the morning.
31 00:01:11,071 00:01:13,137 I just bury it in the morning. I just bury it in the morning.
32 00:01:13,139 00:01:15,073 Hi. Welcome. [ laughter ] Hi. Welcome. [ laughter ]
33 00:01:15,075 00:01:16,741 How are you, sheriff anthony banana? How are you, sheriff anthony banana?
34 00:01:16,743 00:01:18,276 Are you sheriff anthony banana? Are you sheriff anthony banana?
35 00:01:18,278 00:01:19,611 I'm not. I'm not.
36 00:01:19,613 00:01:21,346 Sorry. Wrong challenge. Sorry. Wrong challenge.
37 00:01:21,348 00:01:22,747 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
38 00:01:22,749 00:01:25,484 I'm sorry. It's -- that's the wrong challenge. I'm sorry. It's -- that's the wrong challenge.
39 00:01:25,486 00:01:27,552 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
40 00:01:27,554 00:01:29,954 Q: Alright, joe, without using any words at all, Q: Alright, joe, without using any words at all,
41 00:01:29,956 00:01:32,090 Get him to stand up and do a twirl for you Get him to stand up and do a twirl for you
42 00:01:32,092 00:01:33,358 And then sit back. And then sit back.
43 00:01:33,360 00:01:35,360 [ laughs ] if you got this, man... [ laughs ] if you got this, man...
44 00:01:35,362 00:01:36,294 If you get this... If you get this...
45 00:01:36,296 00:01:37,496 [ inhales deeply ] [ inhales deeply ]
46 00:01:37,498 00:01:39,631 Um... Um...
47 00:01:39,633 00:01:41,566 [ stammers, stifles chuckle ] [ stammers, stifles chuckle ]
48 00:01:41,568 00:01:43,435 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
49 00:01:43,437 00:01:48,173 ♪♪ ♪♪
50 00:01:48,175 00:01:50,975 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
51 00:01:50,977 00:01:53,445 ♪♪ ♪♪
52 00:01:53,447 00:01:55,980 I don't know why I bother to try! I don't know why I bother to try!
53 00:01:55,982 00:02:00,519 Joe, say to him, "you know, uh, I recently got a nose job." Joe, say to him, "you know, uh, I recently got a nose job."
54 00:02:00,521 00:02:01,854 I recently got a nose job. I recently got a nose job.
55 00:02:01,856 00:02:02,855 A nose job? Ah. A nose job? Ah.
56 00:02:02,857 00:02:03,788 Didn't take. Didn't take.
57 00:02:03,790 00:02:06,525 Well, it didn't take. Well, it didn't take.
58 00:02:06,527 00:02:07,992 I look like a toucan. I look like a toucan.
59 00:02:07,994 00:02:09,127 I kind of, you know -- I kind of, you know --
60 00:02:09,129 00:02:12,397 My friends call me the italian toucan. My friends call me the italian toucan.
61 00:02:12,399 00:02:13,798 So, I was like, "oh, maybe I'll get it fixed," So, I was like, "oh, maybe I'll get it fixed,"
62 00:02:13,800 00:02:15,868 And then the doctors couldn't do anything about it. And then the doctors couldn't do anything about it.
63 00:02:15,870 00:02:17,402 My nose is too far gone. My nose is too far gone.
64 00:02:17,404 00:02:18,737 My nose is too far gone. My nose is too far gone.
65 00:02:18,739 00:02:21,606 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
66 00:02:21,608 00:02:22,741 Sal: Joe, joe, just go, Sal: Joe, joe, just go,
67 00:02:22,743 00:02:23,876 "they had to get rid of the fish tank." "they had to get rid of the fish tank."
68 00:02:23,878 00:02:25,544 I'm sorry that this is so bare in here. I'm sorry that this is so bare in here.
69 00:02:25,546 00:02:26,478 They had to get rid of the fish tank. They had to get rid of the fish tank.
70 00:02:26,480 00:02:27,946 Sal: "on account of me almost drowning." Sal: "on account of me almost drowning."
71 00:02:27,948 00:02:29,281 They had to get -- they had to get rid of it. They had to get -- they had to get rid of it.
72 00:02:29,283 00:02:31,283 I used to be, like, right here where this magazine rack is. I used to be, like, right here where this magazine rack is.
73 00:02:31,285 00:02:33,485 Oh, okay. But I almost drowned. Oh, okay. But I almost drowned.
74 00:02:33,487 00:02:34,953 We trying to play with the fish? We trying to play with the fish?
75 00:02:34,955 00:02:36,354 No. I was trying to get in. No. I was trying to get in.
76 00:02:36,356 00:02:38,223 Q: I dropped my cellphone in it. Q: I dropped my cellphone in it.
77 00:02:38,225 00:02:39,692 I dropped my cellphone in, and I was like, I dropped my cellphone in, and I was like,
78 00:02:39,694 00:02:41,293 "oh, I got to get it," so I went in and... "oh, I got to get it," so I went in and...
79 00:02:41,295 00:02:42,494 "I don't I don't swim." ...I don't swim. "I don't I don't swim." ...I don't swim.
80 00:02:42,496 00:02:44,429 And next thing you know, And next thing you know,
81 00:02:44,431 00:02:47,566 I'm knee deep up into this yellow tang fish. I'm knee deep up into this yellow tang fish.
82 00:02:47,568 00:02:48,967 You know -- did you ever see "finding dory"? You know -- did you ever see "finding dory"?
83 00:02:48,969 00:02:50,034 Yes. Not that one. Yes. Not that one.
84 00:02:50,036 00:02:50,703 The other one. The other one.
85 00:02:50,705 00:02:52,036 The other fish. The other fish.
86 00:02:52,038 00:02:53,037 What was the other -- the other fish? What was the other -- the other fish?
87 00:02:53,039 00:02:54,239 Not -- not dory. Not -- not dory.
88 00:02:54,241 00:02:55,840 The little orange one. The little orange one.
89 00:02:55,842 00:02:57,242 Sal: Like, a marlin. Sal: Like, a marlin.
90 00:02:57,244 00:02:58,643 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
91 00:02:58,645 00:03:00,044 A full 6-foot marlin. A full 6-foot marlin.
92 00:03:00,046 00:03:03,448 [ chuckling ] we had -- we had a full 6-foot marlin. [ chuckling ] we had -- we had a full 6-foot marlin.
93 00:03:03,450 00:03:06,251 [ laughs ] in this tank. [ laughs ] in this tank.
94 00:03:06,253 00:03:07,786 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
95 00:03:07,788 00:03:10,655 He basically bounced off one side of the tank to the other. He basically bounced off one side of the tank to the other.
96 00:03:10,657 00:03:11,790 And my cellphone fell in, And my cellphone fell in,
97 00:03:11,792 00:03:13,658 And I had to go up against this marlin, And I had to go up against this marlin,
98 00:03:13,660 00:03:15,193 And I'm not gonna lose my cellphone. And I'm not gonna lose my cellphone.
99 00:03:15,195 00:03:16,395 Sal: The sea was angry that day. Sal: The sea was angry that day.
100 00:03:16,397 00:03:18,597 The sea was -- [laughs] the sea was angry that day. The sea was -- [laughs] the sea was angry that day.
101 00:03:18,599 00:03:20,332 It must have been a pretty traumatic experience. It must have been a pretty traumatic experience.
102 00:03:20,334 00:03:21,466 For the marlin. For the marlin.
103 00:03:21,468 00:03:23,868 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
104 00:03:23,870 00:03:25,604 There's a good 10, 15 seconds where I didn't know There's a good 10, 15 seconds where I didn't know
105 00:03:25,606 00:03:26,805 How I was going to turn out, if I'm gonna be honest How I was going to turn out, if I'm gonna be honest
106 00:03:26,807 00:03:28,807 With each other. Q: And I loved that marlin, too. With each other. Q: And I loved that marlin, too.
107 00:03:28,809 00:03:29,608 And I loved that marlin. And I loved that marlin.
108 00:03:29,610 00:03:30,609 Murr: Marlin and me. Murr: Marlin and me.
109 00:03:30,611 00:03:33,545 It was marlin and me. It was marlin and me.
110 00:03:33,547 00:03:34,679 Yeah. Yeah.
111 00:03:34,681 00:03:36,548 [ laughter ] [ ding! ] [ laughter ] [ ding! ]
112 00:03:36,550 00:03:38,082 ♪♪ ♪♪
113 00:03:38,084 00:03:39,284 Joe: Q, you're gonna have somebody coming in in a minute. Joe: Q, you're gonna have somebody coming in in a minute.
114 00:03:39,286 00:03:41,353 Just tell them to take a seat anywhere, of course, Just tell them to take a seat anywhere, of course,
115 00:03:41,355 00:03:43,221 Except the memorial seat that you see right there. Except the memorial seat that you see right there.
116 00:03:43,223 00:03:45,758 R.I.P. Johnny calabash. R.I.P., baby. R.I.P. Johnny calabash. R.I.P., baby.
117 00:03:45,760 00:03:47,492 A little crossover with dinner party A little crossover with dinner party
118 00:03:47,494 00:03:49,027 You guys put together here today. You guys put together here today.
119 00:03:49,029 00:03:50,428 Here we go. Here we go.
120 00:03:50,430 00:03:51,764 Hello. Hi. Hi! Hello. Hi. Hi!
121 00:03:51,766 00:03:53,832 Uh, please have a seat anywhere you like, Uh, please have a seat anywhere you like,
122 00:03:53,834 00:03:55,900 Except for the memorial chair, of course. Okay. Except for the memorial chair, of course. Okay.
123 00:03:55,902 00:03:57,035 Obviously. Thank you. Obviously. Thank you.
124 00:03:57,037 00:04:00,105 This was recent? Ooh, very recent, yeah. This was recent? Ooh, very recent, yeah.
125 00:04:00,107 00:04:00,839 Morning shift. Morning shift.
126 00:04:00,841 00:04:02,975 Morning shift. Aw. Morning shift. Aw.
127 00:04:02,977 00:04:04,643 They came in here and brought all that in. They came in here and brought all that in.
128 00:04:04,645 00:04:06,511 What happened? He was in a focus group... What happened? He was in a focus group...
129 00:04:06,513 00:04:08,446 Joe: And he was doing great. ...And he was doing great. Joe: And he was doing great. ...And he was doing great.
130 00:04:08,448 00:04:09,581 Then, all of a sudden... Then, all of a sudden...
131 00:04:09,583 00:04:11,183 All of a sudden... ...Out of nowhere... All of a sudden... ...Out of nowhere...
132 00:04:11,185 00:04:12,917 ...Out of nowhere... ...He made funny noises... ...Out of nowhere... ...He made funny noises...
133 00:04:12,919 00:04:15,187 ...He made, like, funny noises... ...Fell to the floor... ...He made, like, funny noises... ...Fell to the floor...
134 00:04:15,189 00:04:16,921 ...Fell to the floor... ...Flipped over... ...Fell to the floor... ...Flipped over...
135 00:04:16,923 00:04:18,523 ...Flipped over... ...Died. ...Flipped over... ...Died.
136 00:04:18,525 00:04:20,192 ...Died. ...Died.
137 00:04:20,194 00:04:22,795 [ laughter ] yeah. [ laughter ] yeah.
138 00:04:22,797 00:04:23,796 That was today? That was today?
139 00:04:23,798 00:04:25,197 That was today. That was today.
140 00:04:25,199 00:04:26,999 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
141 00:04:27,001 00:04:28,733 [ whirring ] [ whirring ]
142 00:04:28,735 00:04:30,469 Is the automatic vacuum coming out? Is the automatic vacuum coming out?
143 00:04:30,471 00:04:31,736 You hate it. You hate it.
144 00:04:31,738 00:04:32,737 [ chuckles ] [ chuckles ]
145 00:04:32,739 00:04:34,006 It's your job to clean up. It's your job to clean up.
146 00:04:34,008 00:04:37,409 It's my job to keep this area clean. It's my job to keep this area clean.
147 00:04:37,411 00:04:40,145 -Murr: Un-oh! -Joe: Un-oh! -Murr: Un-oh! -Joe: Un-oh!
148 00:04:40,147 00:04:44,082 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
149 00:04:44,084 00:04:45,684 He's got flip-flops on! He's got flip-flops on!
150 00:04:45,686 00:04:48,086 He can't be -- oh! He can't be -- oh!
151 00:04:48,088 00:04:49,087 Watch your foot! Watch your foot!
152 00:04:49,089 00:04:51,156 Watch your foot! You got toes out. Watch your foot! You got toes out.
153 00:04:51,158 00:04:53,425 You didn't think anybody was gonna see those flip-flops, huh? You didn't think anybody was gonna see those flip-flops, huh?
154 00:04:53,427 00:04:56,094 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
155 00:04:56,096 00:04:58,497 I can't believe how much you destroyed that thing. I can't believe how much you destroyed that thing.
156 00:04:58,499 00:05:00,098 [ laughter continues ] [ laughter continues ]
157 00:05:00,100 00:05:01,900 "they'll be right with you, arianna." "they'll be right with you, arianna."
158 00:05:01,902 00:05:03,902 Excuse me. They're gonna be right with you. Excuse me. They're gonna be right with you.
159 00:05:03,904 00:05:05,504 Uh... Uh...
160 00:05:05,506 00:05:07,172 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
161 00:05:07,174 00:05:09,441 They're gonna be right... They're gonna be right...
162 00:05:09,443 00:05:10,909 "miss grande." "miss grande."
163 00:05:10,911 00:05:13,578 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
164 00:05:13,580 00:05:14,913 Sal: "hello, starbucks." Sal: "hello, starbucks."
165 00:05:14,915 00:05:16,381 Hey, starbucks. Yeah, uh... Hey, starbucks. Yeah, uh...
166 00:05:16,383 00:05:17,582 I'll have a grande. I'll have a grande.
167 00:05:17,584 00:05:19,852 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
168 00:05:19,854 00:05:21,119 Okay, guys. Okay, guys.
169 00:05:21,121 00:05:23,388 I can't do it, guys. I can't do it, guys.
170 00:05:23,390 00:05:24,456 Well, I'll give you another one. We'll give you another one. Well, I'll give you another one. We'll give you another one.
171 00:05:24,458 00:05:26,124 Murr: Yeah, we'll give you another one, buddy. Murr: Yeah, we'll give you another one, buddy.
172 00:05:26,126 00:05:27,726 "now that's your real hair, then?" "now that's your real hair, then?"
173 00:05:27,728 00:05:32,130 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
174 00:05:32,132 00:05:35,400 Hey, it's me again. Hey, it's me again.
175 00:05:35,402 00:05:37,469 So, we got a third strike on this. So, we got a third strike on this.
176 00:05:37,471 00:05:38,671 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
177 00:05:38,673 00:05:40,205 Yeah, we'll give you one more. We'll give you one more. Yeah, we'll give you one more. We'll give you one more.
178 00:05:40,207 00:05:41,540 Sal: Sure. Sal: Sure.
179 00:05:41,542 00:05:43,475 I was squatting over a handheld mirror the other day. I was squatting over a handheld mirror the other day.
180 00:05:43,477 00:05:44,743 I didn't like what I saw. I didn't like what I saw.
181 00:05:44,745 00:05:46,611 [ laughter ] sal: Okay. Sure. [ laughter ] sal: Okay. Sure.
182 00:05:46,613 00:05:50,215 Murr: Oh, yeah. There's no way. Murr: Oh, yeah. There's no way.
183 00:05:50,217 00:05:51,216 You're not saying it, right? You're not saying it, right?
184 00:05:51,218 00:05:52,217 I'm assuming you're not saying it. I'm assuming you're not saying it.
185 00:05:52,219 00:05:53,485 You can put it right here. You can put it right here.
186 00:05:53,487 00:05:55,287 [ buzzer! ] [ laughter ] [ buzzer! ] [ laughter ]
187 00:05:55,289 00:05:58,022 Joe: Alright, murr. Joe: Alright, murr.
188 00:05:58,024 00:05:59,892 The first thing I want you to say to her is, The first thing I want you to say to her is,
189 00:05:59,894 00:06:01,025 "where the hell did you get that haircut? "where the hell did you get that haircut?
190 00:06:01,027 00:06:02,294 It's [bleep] awesome." It's [bleep] awesome."
191 00:06:02,296 00:06:04,296 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
192 00:06:04,298 00:06:06,164 Where the hell did you get that [bleep] haircut? Where the hell did you get that [bleep] haircut?
193 00:06:06,166 00:06:07,299 It's awesome. It's awesome.
194 00:06:07,301 00:06:09,301 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
195 00:06:09,303 00:06:10,969 Oh. Thanks. Oh. Thanks.
196 00:06:10,971 00:06:12,304 Sal: Now get up, walk around, Sal: Now get up, walk around,
197 00:06:12,306 00:06:14,306 And change that sign in front to zero. And change that sign in front to zero.
198 00:06:14,308 00:06:15,774 The sign being the one that says, The sign being the one that says,
199 00:06:15,776 00:06:17,175 "it has been this many days "it has been this many days
200 00:06:17,177 00:06:18,977 Since a woman has been in his office." Since a woman has been in his office."
201 00:06:18,979 00:06:21,380 Just change this real quick... Just change this real quick...
202 00:06:27,187 00:06:28,186 Okay. Okay.
203 00:06:28,188 00:06:30,655 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
204 00:06:30,657 00:06:31,856 For some reason, For some reason,
205 00:06:31,858 00:06:34,859 We've been doing nothing but male-based focus groups. We've been doing nothing but male-based focus groups.
206 00:06:34,861 00:06:36,795 They had gillette, shaving cream for men. They had gillette, shaving cream for men.
207 00:06:36,797 00:06:37,862 Hang and dangle. [ chuckles ] Hang and dangle. [ chuckles ]
208 00:06:37,864 00:06:39,264 Have you heard of hang and dangle, Have you heard of hang and dangle,
209 00:06:39,266 00:06:40,532 The clothing line? The clothing line?
210 00:06:40,534 00:06:42,534 Do you know the -- the men's -- the clothing -- Do you know the -- the men's -- the clothing --
211 00:06:42,536 00:06:43,868 They're the men's clothing company. They're the men's clothing company.
212 00:06:43,870 00:06:45,404 What was it? Hanging dangle. What was it? Hanging dangle.
213 00:06:45,406 00:06:47,272 [ laughter ] hang and dangle. [ laughter ] hang and dangle.
214 00:06:47,274 00:06:48,540 Hang and dangle. Hang and dangle.
215 00:06:48,542 00:06:49,674 It's like a male lululemon. It's like a male lululemon.
216 00:06:49,676 00:06:50,943 It's like... [ laughter ] It's like... [ laughter ]
217 00:06:50,945 00:06:52,877 It's like a male lululemon. Okay. It's like a male lululemon. Okay.
218 00:06:52,879 00:06:54,879 You know? Hang and dangle. You know? Hang and dangle.
219 00:06:54,881 00:06:56,815 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
220 00:06:56,817 00:06:58,750 Joe: Oh, let me just set a reminder real quick. Joe: Oh, let me just set a reminder real quick.
221 00:06:58,752 00:06:59,818 Let me set a reminder. Let me set a reminder.
222 00:06:59,820 00:07:01,286 Hey, siri. Hey, siri. Hey, siri. Hey, siri.
223 00:07:01,288 00:07:03,822 Remind me to pick mom up... Remind me to pick mom up... Remind me to pick mom up... Remind me to pick mom up...
224 00:07:03,824 00:07:05,690 ...From the doctor tomorrow... ...From the doctor tomorrow... ...From the doctor tomorrow... ...From the doctor tomorrow...
225 00:07:05,692 00:07:08,560 ...At 12:00. ...At 12:00 p.M. ...At 12:00. ...At 12:00 p.M.
226 00:07:08,562 00:07:09,962 Siri: Okay. Siri: Okay.
227 00:07:09,964 00:07:12,564 I'll remind you to dick mom up at the doctor tomorrow I'll remind you to dick mom up at the doctor tomorrow
228 00:07:12,566 00:07:15,167 At 12:00. Sal: "dick mom up." At 12:00. Sal: "dick mom up."
229 00:07:15,169 00:07:17,169 Didn't realize I have it connected to bluetooth. Didn't realize I have it connected to bluetooth.
230 00:07:17,171 00:07:18,370 Let me... Let me...
231 00:07:18,372 00:07:21,239 Hey, siri, pick mom up from the doctor. Hey, siri, pick mom up from the doctor.
232 00:07:21,241 00:07:22,641 Okay. Okay.
233 00:07:22,643 00:07:25,243 I'll remind you to dick mom up at the doctor tomorrow I'll remind you to dick mom up at the doctor tomorrow
234 00:07:25,245 00:07:27,512 At 12:00. At 12:00.
235 00:07:27,514 00:07:29,047 [ stammers ] yeah. [ stammers ] yeah.
236 00:07:29,049 00:07:31,316 Hey, siri, pick mom up from the doctor. Hey, siri, pick mom up from the doctor.
237 00:07:31,318 00:07:32,717 Pick mom up -- okay. Pick mom up -- okay.
238 00:07:32,719 00:07:35,320 I'll remind you to dick mom up at the doctor tomorrow I'll remind you to dick mom up at the doctor tomorrow
239 00:07:35,322 00:07:36,388 At 12:00. At 12:00.
240 00:07:36,390 00:07:38,323 Alright. I guess I'm dicking up mom. Alright. I guess I'm dicking up mom.
241 00:07:38,325 00:07:39,724 I guess I'm dicking up -- I guess I'm dicking up --
242 00:07:39,726 00:07:41,593 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
243 00:07:41,595 00:07:43,395 Alright. I guess I'm dicking up mom. Alright. I guess I'm dicking up mom.
244 00:07:43,397 00:07:46,130 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
245 00:07:46,132 00:07:47,466 [ ding! ] joe: There it is! [ ding! ] joe: There it is!
246 00:07:47,468 00:07:49,468 Alright, boys. Sal's up. Alright, boys. Sal's up.
247 00:07:49,470 00:07:52,004 Murr: Here we go, buddy. Q: Quick question. Murr: Here we go, buddy. Q: Quick question.
248 00:07:52,006 00:07:54,473 Is there any reason you couldn't be soaking wet today? Is there any reason you couldn't be soaking wet today?
249 00:07:54,475 00:07:55,273 Here, let me ask you a question. Here, let me ask you a question.
250 00:07:55,275 00:07:57,009 Is there any reason Is there any reason
251 00:07:57,011 00:08:00,145 That you couldn't be soaking wet today? That you couldn't be soaking wet today?
252 00:08:00,147 00:08:02,280 Soaking wet. Soaking wet.
253 00:08:02,282 00:08:03,882 I mean... I mean...
254 00:08:03,884 00:08:05,083 I probably could I probably could
255 00:08:05,085 00:08:06,819 If it was for, like, a focus group. If it was for, like, a focus group.
256 00:08:06,821 00:08:08,086 Okay. "probably could." Okay. "probably could."
257 00:08:08,088 00:08:09,621 So, business, not personal. So, business, not personal.
258 00:08:09,623 00:08:13,692 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
259 00:08:13,694 00:08:17,295 So -- so, business -- So -- so, business --
260 00:08:17,297 00:08:19,364 So, business, not personal. So, business, not personal.
261 00:08:19,366 00:08:20,765 Yeah. [ laughs ] yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughs ] yeah. Yeah.
262 00:08:20,767 00:08:23,902 Sally, I hid some peanuts and an inhaler behind the desk. Sally, I hid some peanuts and an inhaler behind the desk.
263 00:08:23,904 00:08:25,770 You see them? You see them?
264 00:08:25,772 00:08:27,239 I want you to pop in some peanuts, I want you to pop in some peanuts,
265 00:08:27,241 00:08:28,440 And after each one, And after each one,
266 00:08:28,442 00:08:32,845 Almost have an allergic reaction that kills you. Almost have an allergic reaction that kills you.
267 00:08:32,847 00:08:34,213 Here he goes. Here he goes.
268 00:08:38,519 00:08:39,651 [ groans ] [ laughter ] [ groans ] [ laughter ]
269 00:08:39,653 00:08:41,253 Murr: Oh, no! Murr: Oh, no!
270 00:08:41,255 00:08:41,854 [ gags ] [ gags ]
271 00:08:41,856 00:08:43,455 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
272 00:08:43,457 00:08:44,989 Q: Your throat's closing up, bud. Q: Your throat's closing up, bud.
273 00:08:44,991 00:08:46,258 You okay? You okay?
274 00:08:46,260 00:08:48,593 ♪♪ ♪♪
275 00:08:48,595 00:08:50,262 Close one. [ laughter ] Close one. [ laughter ]
276 00:08:50,264 00:08:52,397 Q: Keep going. Q: Keep going.
277 00:08:52,399 00:08:54,799 I -- I'm allergic, but I love them so much. I -- I'm allergic, but I love them so much.
278 00:08:54,801 00:08:55,734 That might not be good. That might not be good.
279 00:08:55,736 00:08:57,402 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
280 00:08:57,404 00:09:00,805 ♪♪ ♪♪
281 00:09:00,807 00:09:02,941 [ inhales deeply ] [ inhales deeply ]
282 00:09:02,943 00:09:05,343 [ laughter ] you're a glutton for punishment. [ laughter ] you're a glutton for punishment.
283 00:09:05,345 00:09:07,212 I used to not be able to have them at all, I used to not be able to have them at all,
284 00:09:07,214 00:09:08,213 But then when I -- But then when I --
285 00:09:08,215 00:09:09,548 [ groans ] ...When I -- [ groans ] ...When I --
286 00:09:09,550 00:09:10,348 [ coughs ] [ coughs ]
287 00:09:10,350 00:09:12,217 Joe: He's choking for real. Joe: He's choking for real.
288 00:09:12,219 00:09:14,086 Are you choking for real? Yeah. [ coughs ] Are you choking for real? Yeah. [ coughs ]
289 00:09:14,088 00:09:15,688 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
290 00:09:15,690 00:09:18,022 [ inhales sharply ] [ inhales sharply ]
291 00:09:18,024 00:09:20,425 [ screeching in distance ] murr: Uh-oh! [ screeching in distance ] murr: Uh-oh!
292 00:09:20,427 00:09:22,961 Are those monkeys screaming again in the kitchen? Are those monkeys screaming again in the kitchen?
293 00:09:22,963 00:09:24,963 Q: Oh, not the monkeys. Q: Oh, not the monkeys.
294 00:09:24,965 00:09:26,030 Joe: Go get those monkey, sal. Joe: Go get those monkey, sal.
295 00:09:26,032 00:09:26,899 Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
296 00:09:26,901 00:09:28,701 Go silence them. Go silence them.
297 00:09:30,737 00:09:32,271 ♪♪ ♪♪
298 00:09:32,273 00:09:33,672 [ screeching in distance ] murr: Uh-oh! [ screeching in distance ] murr: Uh-oh!
299 00:09:33,674 00:09:36,407 Are those monkeys screaming again in the kitchen? Are those monkeys screaming again in the kitchen?
300 00:09:36,409 00:09:38,343 Q: Oh, not the monkeys. Q: Oh, not the monkeys.
301 00:09:38,345 00:09:41,080 -Go get those monkey, sal. -Uh-oh! -Go get those monkey, sal. -Uh-oh!
302 00:09:41,082 00:09:42,213 Give me one second. Give me one second.
303 00:09:42,215 00:09:43,482 Go silence them. Go silence them.
304 00:09:43,484 00:09:46,017 Enough! Enough! [ screeching stops ] Enough! Enough! [ screeching stops ]
305 00:09:46,019 00:09:47,286 Go back up. Go back up.
306 00:09:47,288 00:09:49,220 [ laughter ] that was so loud. [ laughter ] that was so loud.
307 00:09:49,222 00:09:51,090 [ sighs ] [ sighs ]
308 00:09:51,092 00:09:52,691 It's gonna be a problem anymore. It's gonna be a problem anymore.
309 00:09:52,693 00:09:54,826 They're actually taking the focus group test, They're actually taking the focus group test,
310 00:09:54,828 00:09:56,095 The monkeys. The monkeys.
311 00:09:56,097 00:09:57,629 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
312 00:09:59,700 00:10:03,434 The monkeys are taking their own focus group test. The monkeys are taking their own focus group test.
313 00:10:03,436 00:10:04,970 Oh. Oh.
314 00:10:04,972 00:10:06,972 What type of focus group are they testing? What type of focus group are they testing?
315 00:10:06,974 00:10:09,440 You know the way they figured out that monkeys like bananas? You know the way they figured out that monkeys like bananas?
316 00:10:09,442 00:10:10,509 Well, you know the way they figured out Well, you know the way they figured out
317 00:10:10,511 00:10:12,443 That monkeys like bananas? That monkeys like bananas?
318 00:10:12,445 00:10:13,378 Monkey focus groups. Monkey focus groups.
319 00:10:13,380 00:10:14,913 Monkey focus groups. Monkey focus groups.
320 00:10:14,915 00:10:16,448 Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah.
321 00:10:16,450 00:10:17,649 You know, elephants and peanuts? You know, elephants and peanuts?
322 00:10:17,651 00:10:20,251 Elephants and peanuts. Focus groups. Yeah, yeah. Elephants and peanuts. Focus groups. Yeah, yeah.
323 00:10:20,253 00:10:21,786 -Shark, surfers. -What was the other one? -Shark, surfers. -What was the other one?
324 00:10:21,788 00:10:23,855 Sharks, surfers. Oh, wow. Sharks, surfers. Oh, wow.
325 00:10:23,857 00:10:25,657 We never knew it till the focus group. We never knew it till the focus group.
326 00:10:25,659 00:10:27,926 [ chuckles ] jeez. [ chuckles ] jeez.
327 00:10:27,928 00:10:30,195 I can't even wait till they get fully licensed. I can't even wait till they get fully licensed.
328 00:10:30,197 00:10:34,599 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
329 00:10:34,601 00:10:36,401 [ ding! ] joe: There you go, buddy. [ ding! ] joe: There you go, buddy.
330 00:10:36,403 00:10:39,004 Narrator: Q got stuck in the waiting room, Narrator: Q got stuck in the waiting room,
331 00:10:39,006 00:10:42,007 So he's first up on the loser board. So he's first up on the loser board.
332 00:10:42,009 00:10:43,809 Today, we're teaming up at jay sweets, Today, we're teaming up at jay sweets,
333 00:10:43,811 00:10:46,077 Giving presentations about event planning Giving presentations about event planning
334 00:10:46,079 00:10:47,746 To a room full of everyday folks. To a room full of everyday folks.
335 00:10:47,748 00:10:49,480 That doesn't sound easy. It's not easy, sal, That doesn't sound easy. It's not easy, sal,
336 00:10:49,482 00:10:51,483 Because the presentation's been made by the other guys. Because the presentation's been made by the other guys.
337 00:10:51,485 00:10:53,018 And even though we're on the same team, And even though we're on the same team,
338 00:10:53,020 00:10:54,686 One guy will be giving the presentation One guy will be giving the presentation
339 00:10:54,688 00:10:56,487 And the other guy will play an attendee And the other guy will play an attendee
340 00:10:56,489 00:10:58,557 That's trying to help him make sense of it all. That's trying to help him make sense of it all.
341 00:10:58,559 00:11:00,091 At the end, we'll ask by show of hands, At the end, we'll ask by show of hands,
342 00:11:00,093 00:11:01,893 Did anybody learn anything? Did anybody learn anything?
343 00:11:01,895 00:11:05,164 And the team with the least amount of hands raised loses. And the team with the least amount of hands raised loses.
344 00:11:05,166 00:11:06,431 -It won't be easy. -Doesn't sound easy? -It won't be easy. -Doesn't sound easy?
345 00:11:06,433 00:11:07,499 It's not easy. It's not easy.
346 00:11:07,501 00:11:10,435 ♪♪ ♪♪
347 00:11:10,437 00:11:12,437 Hey, how are you doing? Hey, how are you doing?
348 00:11:12,439 00:11:14,840 Oh, no, q's back! Oh, no, q's back!
349 00:11:14,842 00:11:16,575 [ laughs ] q's back! [ laughs ] q's back!
350 00:11:16,577 00:11:18,377 I forgot about this character. I forgot about this character.
351 00:11:18,379 00:11:21,580 Thanks so much. My name is joe, and I'm an event planner. Thanks so much. My name is joe, and I'm an event planner.
352 00:11:21,582 00:11:23,248 We made these slides. They've never seen them. We made these slides. They've never seen them.
353 00:11:23,250 00:11:24,916 Q has to back up everything joe says. Q has to back up everything joe says.
354 00:11:24,918 00:11:26,918 Here we go. Here we go.
355 00:11:26,920 00:11:28,653 Maya sol party planning. That's me. Maya sol party planning. That's me.
356 00:11:28,655 00:11:30,655 We've done hundreds -- hundreds of events. We've done hundreds -- hundreds of events.
357 00:11:30,657 00:11:33,258 [ laughs ] "over 42." he has hundreds. [ laughs ] "over 42." he has hundreds.
358 00:11:33,260 00:11:35,060 Okay? Utilize your guests. Okay? Utilize your guests.
359 00:11:35,062 00:11:36,661 Get the fun started by encouraging Get the fun started by encouraging
360 00:11:36,663 00:11:39,130 The most attractive guests in the room to participate. The most attractive guests in the room to participate.
361 00:11:39,132 00:11:42,267 Wait. What? [ sal and murr laugh ] Wait. What? [ sal and murr laugh ]
362 00:11:42,269 00:11:43,802 What an icebreaker! It's an ice breaker. What an icebreaker! It's an ice breaker.
363 00:11:43,804 00:11:45,136 Now we all get to argue Now we all get to argue
364 00:11:45,138 00:11:47,338 Whether this is even a good question to ask. Whether this is even a good question to ask.
365 00:11:47,340 00:11:49,008 -Yeah. -I think we all know it's not. -Yeah. -I think we all know it's not.
366 00:11:49,010 00:11:51,342 [ both laugh ] oh! [ both laugh ] oh!
367 00:11:51,344 00:11:53,412 Okay. Alright. We'll -- we'll move on. Okay. Alright. We'll -- we'll move on.
368 00:11:53,414 00:11:55,146 In my honest opinion, In my honest opinion,
369 00:11:55,148 00:11:56,748 Providing wheelchair accessibility Providing wheelchair accessibility
370 00:11:56,750 00:11:58,217 Is not something to focus on. Is not something to focus on.
371 00:11:58,219 00:12:00,652 [ both laugh ] [ both laugh ]
372 00:12:02,689 00:12:04,423 Good. Thank you for not letting him get away Good. Thank you for not letting him get away
373 00:12:04,425 00:12:06,558 With wheelchair accessibility doesn't matter. With wheelchair accessibility doesn't matter.
374 00:12:06,560 00:12:08,027 Q: Well, there's laws in place, right? Q: Well, there's laws in place, right?
375 00:12:08,029 00:12:10,029 The state and local laws should have already focused on that. The state and local laws should have already focused on that.
376 00:12:10,031 00:12:11,496 That's already -- that's already taken care of. That's already -- that's already taken care of.
377 00:12:11,498 00:12:13,298 I took it to mean that you wouldn't even throw an event I took it to mean that you wouldn't even throw an event
378 00:12:13,300 00:12:15,434 At a place that wasn't wheelchair accessible. At a place that wasn't wheelchair accessible.
379 00:12:15,436 00:12:17,368 -Yes. -Gotcha. -Yes. -Gotcha.
380 00:12:17,370 00:12:19,971 Oh, they justified. [ groans ] Oh, they justified. [ groans ]
381 00:12:19,973 00:12:21,172 Okay? Okay?
382 00:12:21,174 00:12:22,441 Be a beacon of professionalism. Be a beacon of professionalism.
383 00:12:22,443 00:12:24,776 So, guys, here's a real-life experience I had to deal with. So, guys, here's a real-life experience I had to deal with.
384 00:12:24,778 00:12:27,512 "year: Two-thou 9." "year: Two-thou 9."
385 00:12:27,514 00:12:30,249 I was in piscataway. I was in piscataway.
386 00:12:30,251 00:12:32,651 Organized a retirement party. Organized a retirement party.
387 00:12:32,653 00:12:34,053 So the guy's wife pulls me aside So the guy's wife pulls me aside
388 00:12:34,055 00:12:36,521 And makes it very clear she has an attraction to me. And makes it very clear she has an attraction to me.
389 00:12:36,523 00:12:38,790 What do I do? I resist the urge. What do I do? I resist the urge.
390 00:12:38,792 00:12:41,927 I stay professional, and I dm her after the event. I stay professional, and I dm her after the event.
391 00:12:41,929 00:12:43,662 [ sal and murr laugh ] [ sal and murr laugh ]
392 00:12:43,664 00:12:45,664 She's not a client anymore after the event's over. She's not a client anymore after the event's over.
393 00:12:45,666 00:12:46,498 That's right. That's right.
394 00:12:48,735 00:12:49,734 Just to live my life. Just to live my life.
395 00:12:49,736 00:12:50,869 You know, take a shot. You know, take a shot.
396 00:12:50,871 00:12:53,605 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
397 00:12:53,607 00:12:55,006 Let's check the next one. Let's check the next one.
398 00:12:55,008 00:12:57,008 People you should not expect a tip from. People you should not expect a tip from.
399 00:12:57,010 00:12:59,144 [ sal laughs ] [ sal laughs ]
400 00:12:59,146 00:13:00,345 The elderly. The elderly.
401 00:13:00,347 00:13:02,481 Never. Never.
402 00:13:02,483 00:13:04,349 Indians. Indians.
403 00:13:04,351 00:13:06,217 [ sal and murr laugh ] [ audience murmurs ] [ sal and murr laugh ] [ audience murmurs ]
404 00:13:06,219 00:13:07,752 No, that's because, in india, No, that's because, in india,
405 00:13:07,754 00:13:10,221 Tipping's considered a bit of an insult. Joe: Right. Tipping's considered a bit of an insult. Joe: Right.
406 00:13:10,223 00:13:11,757 Good job, q. Good job, q.
407 00:13:11,759 00:13:13,092 Okay. Okay.
408 00:13:13,094 00:13:16,161 Native americans. Girls. Irish girls. Native americans. Girls. Irish girls.
409 00:13:16,163 00:13:17,429 -Wow... -[ sal and murr laugh ] -Wow... -[ sal and murr laugh ]
410 00:13:17,431 00:13:18,697 Blacks. Blacks.
411 00:13:18,699 00:13:20,299 Hispanic girls. Hispanic girls.
412 00:13:20,301 00:13:21,566 Hispanic gays. Hispanic gays.
413 00:13:21,568 00:13:23,434 Hispanics. Hispanics.
414 00:13:23,436 00:13:24,435 Straights. Straights.
415 00:13:24,437 00:13:25,770 Anyone. Anyone.
416 00:13:25,772 00:13:27,038 Never expect a tip. Q: Wow! Never expect a tip. Q: Wow!
417 00:13:27,040 00:13:28,773 So, what I was doing here was to take you down a path So, what I was doing here was to take you down a path
418 00:13:28,775 00:13:29,908 To be like, "don't judge." To be like, "don't judge."
419 00:13:29,910 00:13:31,910 There's one more. Don't expect it from anyone? There's one more. Don't expect it from anyone?
420 00:13:31,912 00:13:33,645 [ remote clips ] [ remote clips ]
421 00:13:33,647 00:13:35,046 -"egypts"? -Egypts. -"egypts"? -Egypts.
422 00:13:35,048 00:13:38,317 [ sal and murr laugh ] [ sal and murr laugh ]
423 00:13:38,319 00:13:39,584 Egypts! Egypts!
424 00:13:39,586 00:13:40,852 So, now by show of hands, who feels they learned So, now by show of hands, who feels they learned
425 00:13:40,854 00:13:42,121 Something of value today? Something of value today?
426 00:13:42,123 00:13:43,722 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
427 00:13:43,724 00:13:44,990 [ ding! ] wow! [ ding! ] wow!
428 00:13:44,992 00:13:46,792 Alright, man. Come on. Alright, man. Come on.
429 00:13:46,794 00:13:48,459 Joe: Alright. Here we go. Joe: Alright. Here we go.
430 00:13:48,461 00:13:49,328 Murr: Alright, guys. Murr: Alright, guys.
431 00:13:49,330 00:13:50,529 I go around the country, I go around the country,
432 00:13:50,531 00:13:52,531 Teaching people how to plan events well. Teaching people how to plan events well.
433 00:13:52,533 00:13:54,465 We've made the presentation for them. We've made the presentation for them.
434 00:13:54,467 00:13:56,868 It's murr's job to sell it, and it's sal's job It's murr's job to sell it, and it's sal's job
435 00:13:56,870 00:13:58,469 To help turn the crowd. To cheerlead. To help turn the crowd. To cheerlead.
436 00:13:58,471 00:13:59,538 Yeah. He's the cheerleader. Yeah. He's the cheerleader.
437 00:13:59,540 00:14:03,608 Okay. Tips to make your party a success. Okay. Tips to make your party a success.
438 00:14:03,610 00:14:04,743 Make a timeline. Make a timeline.
439 00:14:04,745 00:14:06,211 This is critical, okay? This is critical, okay?
440 00:14:06,213 00:14:08,814 11:00 a.M. -- Clean, set up the event space. 11:00 a.M. -- Clean, set up the event space.
441 00:14:08,816 00:14:10,949 3:00 p.M. -- Prep the food. 3:00 p.M. -- Prep the food.
442 00:14:10,951 00:14:13,152 Calm down with a wine or an edible, Calm down with a wine or an edible,
443 00:14:13,154 00:14:16,221 Well, you choose. [ laughter ] Well, you choose. [ laughter ]
444 00:14:16,223 00:14:17,556 I like that you're real. That's real talk. I like that you're real. That's real talk.
445 00:14:17,558 00:14:19,224 That's real talk. 'cause I'm into edibles. That's real talk. 'cause I'm into edibles.
446 00:14:19,226 00:14:21,226 I'm into wine. There you go. I'm into wine. There you go.
447 00:14:21,228 00:14:23,494 [ both laugh ] moving on. [ both laugh ] moving on.
448 00:14:23,496 00:14:26,231 Get on board with bastille day. Get on board with bastille day.
449 00:14:26,233 00:14:27,432 Okay? Okay?
450 00:14:27,434 00:14:30,736 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
451 00:14:34,441 00:14:36,508 Murr: Get on board with bastille day. Murr: Get on board with bastille day.
452 00:14:36,510 00:14:38,110 Okay? Okay?
453 00:14:38,112 00:14:41,045 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
454 00:14:41,047 00:14:44,182 Bastille day is the sleeper event of the decade. Bastille day is the sleeper event of the decade.
455 00:14:44,184 00:14:45,650 I just went to France for the first time. I just went to France for the first time.
456 00:14:45,652 00:14:46,451 -Is that right? -Yeah. -Is that right? -Yeah.
457 00:14:46,453 00:14:47,586 It's their fourth of July. It's their fourth of July.
458 00:14:47,588 00:14:48,653 It is the party of a century. It is the party of a century.
459 00:14:48,655 00:14:49,854 Sal: And especially over there. Sal: And especially over there.
460 00:14:49,856 00:14:51,656 We're just learning about it now, I think. We're just learning about it now, I think.
461 00:14:51,658 00:14:54,593 And, obviously, our democracy is based on the french democracy. And, obviously, our democracy is based on the french democracy.
462 00:14:54,595 00:14:55,994 I mean, obviously. I mean, obviously.
463 00:14:55,996 00:14:57,462 [ both laugh ] [ both laugh ]
464 00:14:57,464 00:14:59,231 I'm learning so much about even planning. I'm learning so much about even planning.
465 00:15:00,801 00:15:04,937 [ both laugh ] [ both laugh ]
466 00:15:04,939 00:15:06,271 We'll move on. We'll move on.
467 00:15:06,273 00:15:09,074 Food is a must at any event you throw. Food is a must at any event you throw.
468 00:15:09,076 00:15:11,076 Now a helpful tip. Now a helpful tip.
469 00:15:11,078 00:15:14,079 Remove the skin and membrane of the animal Remove the skin and membrane of the animal
470 00:15:14,081 00:15:16,214 Prior to serving his flesh. Prior to serving his flesh.
471 00:15:16,216 00:15:19,084 [ q and joe laugh ] [ q and joe laugh ]
472 00:15:19,086 00:15:20,885 Yeah, you don't want a mouthful of membrane. Yeah, you don't want a mouthful of membrane.
473 00:15:20,887 00:15:22,020 I've had it, and it's not -- I've had it, and it's not --
474 00:15:22,022 00:15:23,355 If you don't know -- if it's not prepared If you don't know -- if it's not prepared
475 00:15:23,357 00:15:25,223 The right way or whatever... Joe: Look at the woman! The right way or whatever... Joe: Look at the woman!
476 00:15:25,225 00:15:27,692 ...It could be pretty insane. ...It could be pretty insane.
477 00:15:27,694 00:15:29,828 Sometimes, it's nice to get a chicken nugget. Sometimes, it's nice to get a chicken nugget.
478 00:15:29,830 00:15:31,363 You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
479 00:15:31,365 00:15:33,231 [ q and joe laugh ] [ q and joe laugh ]
480 00:15:33,233 00:15:34,499 Okay. Okay.
481 00:15:34,501 00:15:37,369 Get the word out about your event. Get the word out about your event.
482 00:15:37,371 00:15:39,704 90% of people do not go to events 90% of people do not go to events
483 00:15:39,706 00:15:42,174 That they do not know about, right? That they do not know about, right?
484 00:15:42,176 00:15:45,177 Comparatively, only 26.2% of americans Comparatively, only 26.2% of americans
485 00:15:45,179 00:15:47,646 Celebrate bastille day. Celebrate bastille day.
486 00:15:47,648 00:15:50,114 Right? Let that sink -- [ patriotic music plays ] Right? Let that sink -- [ patriotic music plays ]
487 00:15:50,116 00:15:51,716 Let it sink in. Let it sink in.
488 00:15:51,718 00:15:53,786 [ q and joe laugh ] [ q and joe laugh ]
489 00:15:53,788 00:15:56,388 [ laughs ] [ laughs ]
490 00:15:56,390 00:15:58,390 Q: Look, murray can't keep it together. Q: Look, murray can't keep it together.
491 00:15:58,392 00:16:01,794 [ q and joe laugh ] [ q and joe laugh ]
492 00:16:01,796 00:16:03,528 Joe: Look at sal! Joe: Look at sal!
493 00:16:03,530 00:16:05,998 Sal can't even -- Sal can't even --
494 00:16:07,802 00:16:09,133 Murr: There you go! Murr: There you go!
495 00:16:09,135 00:16:11,536 That's what bastille day is about. That's what bastille day is about.
496 00:16:11,538 00:16:13,137 [ laughter ] [ laughter ]
497 00:16:13,139 00:16:14,673 It's that bastille [bleep]. It's that bastille [bleep].
498 00:16:14,675 00:16:16,741 We might have [bleep] up. We might have [bleep] up.
499 00:16:16,743 00:16:18,276 [ patriotic music continues ] [ patriotic music continues ]
500 00:16:18,278 00:16:19,277 [ q and joe laugh ] [ q and joe laugh ]
501 00:16:19,279 00:16:20,545 The music's just playing. The music's just playing.
502 00:16:20,547 00:16:22,681 Still playing. Still playing.
503 00:16:22,683 00:16:24,949 Murr: Come on! [ q and joe laugh ] Murr: Come on! [ q and joe laugh ]
504 00:16:24,951 00:16:25,818 There you go. There you go.
505 00:16:25,820 00:16:27,486 By show of hands, how many of you feel By show of hands, how many of you feel
506 00:16:27,488 00:16:30,622 You've learned something of value today? You've learned something of value today?
507 00:16:30,624 00:16:32,624 One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five.
508 00:16:32,626 00:16:34,226 Alright! I will take that. Alright! I will take that.
509 00:16:34,228 00:16:35,894 [ ding! ] damn it! [ ding! ] damn it!
510 00:16:35,896 00:16:38,630 Narrator: Joe and q crashed this party, Narrator: Joe and q crashed this party,
511 00:16:38,632 00:16:41,299 Making q tonight's big loser. Making q tonight's big loser.
512 00:16:41,301 00:16:42,434 Q's our big loser. Q's our big loser.
513 00:16:42,436 00:16:43,635 We're all at home, We're all at home,
514 00:16:43,637 00:16:45,370 But, q, you don't have the day off. But, q, you don't have the day off.
515 00:16:45,372 00:16:47,372 If you don't mind, we need you to run If you don't mind, we need you to run
516 00:16:47,374 00:16:48,973 A couple of errands for us today. A couple of errands for us today.
517 00:16:48,975 00:16:50,709 No, I mind. I do mind them No, I mind. I do mind them
518 00:16:50,711 00:16:53,178 I'm hanging out in my robe. I'm with benjamin cat. I'm hanging out in my robe. I'm with benjamin cat.
519 00:16:53,180 00:16:55,047 It's a day off. I mind a lot, actually. It's a day off. I mind a lot, actually.
520 00:16:55,049 00:16:56,448 Sure, q, but that's not how this works. Sure, q, but that's not how this works.
521 00:16:56,450 00:16:57,982 So, here's what we need you to do. So, here's what we need you to do.
522 00:16:57,984 00:17:01,319 There's a car waiting for you in the lot of our high school, There's a car waiting for you in the lot of our high school,
523 00:17:01,321 00:17:04,389 And that's all I can really speak on right now. And that's all I can really speak on right now.
524 00:17:04,391 00:17:05,990 Yeah, you won't be able to miss the car. Yeah, you won't be able to miss the car.
525 00:17:05,992 00:17:08,060 We promise. [ laughter ] We promise. [ laughter ]
526 00:17:08,062 00:17:10,395 Q: Alright. Let me get dressed, I guess. Q: Alright. Let me get dressed, I guess.
527 00:17:10,397 00:17:15,668 ♪♪ ♪♪
528 00:17:15,670 00:17:18,937 ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
529 00:17:18,939 00:17:22,074 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪
530 00:17:22,076 00:17:25,009 We're like the muppets right now. We're like the muppets right now.
531 00:17:25,011 00:17:27,345 How many songs do they play? How many songs do they play?
532 00:17:27,347 00:17:29,882 One song? ♪ two, three, four, five ♪ One song? ♪ two, three, four, five ♪
533 00:17:29,884 00:17:31,884 [ laughs ] oh! [ laughs ] oh!
534 00:17:31,886 00:17:36,354 Look, is the plan to make me drive the car off the road? Look, is the plan to make me drive the car off the road?
535 00:17:36,356 00:17:39,491 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ I feel like I ate mushrooms. ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ I feel like I ate mushrooms.
536 00:17:39,493 00:17:41,894 [ indistinct singing ] [ cellphone rings ] [ indistinct singing ] [ cellphone rings ]
537 00:17:41,896 00:17:44,229 [ singing continues ] [ singing continues ]
538 00:17:44,231 00:17:46,765 [ laughing ] you [bleep] son of a bitch! [ laughing ] you [bleep] son of a bitch!
539 00:17:46,767 00:17:48,500 This is going to drive me insane. This is going to drive me insane.
540 00:17:48,502 00:17:50,569 Sorry, but you lost. Why me? Sorry, but you lost. Why me?
541 00:17:50,571 00:17:52,437 Give this to sal. Give this to sal.
542 00:17:52,439 00:17:53,972 Why did you make me come here? Why did you make me come here?
543 00:17:53,974 00:17:55,708 Well, I'm hungry. Well, I'm hungry.
544 00:17:55,710 00:17:57,175 I need you to bring me some food. I need you to bring me some food.
545 00:17:57,177 00:17:58,643 Oh, my god. Is that it? Oh, my god. Is that it?
546 00:17:58,645 00:18:00,779 I'm driving around delivering food, I'm driving around delivering food,
547 00:18:00,781 00:18:02,180 While this shit plays in the back? While this shit plays in the back?
548 00:18:02,182 00:18:03,181 You're "qubereats." You're "qubereats."
549 00:18:03,183 00:18:04,649 Alright. What do you want to eat? Alright. What do you want to eat?
550 00:18:04,651 00:18:06,384 One of my favorite restaurants, unfortunately, One of my favorite restaurants, unfortunately,
551 00:18:06,386 00:18:08,186 Is midtown manhattan. Is midtown manhattan.
552 00:18:08,188 00:18:09,521 Veggie grill. Veggie grill.
553 00:18:09,523 00:18:11,590 You want me to drive into manhattan with this shit?! You want me to drive into manhattan with this shit?!
554 00:18:11,592 00:18:14,058 [ laughs ] I mean, you should take their advice, buddy. [ laughs ] I mean, you should take their advice, buddy.
555 00:18:14,060 00:18:15,059 You got a long day ahead of you. You got a long day ahead of you.
556 00:18:15,061 00:18:16,728 You should drive, drive, drive -- You should drive, drive, drive --
557 00:18:16,730 00:18:18,130 Alright. Alright. I'm hanging up on you. Alright. Alright. I'm hanging up on you.
558 00:18:18,132 00:18:20,198 Goodbye. I'll see you in about three hours. Goodbye. I'll see you in about three hours.
559 00:18:20,200 00:18:22,534 Yeah, goodbye. Let's drive, drive, drive. Yeah, goodbye. Let's drive, drive, drive.
560 00:18:22,536 00:18:25,470 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ here we go. ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ here we go.
561 00:18:25,472 00:18:27,005 This is gonna be a long day. This is gonna be a long day.
562 00:18:27,007 00:18:29,007 I'm going to buy into this, I'm going to buy into this,
563 00:18:29,009 00:18:30,742 And I'm gonna try and enjoy this song And I'm gonna try and enjoy this song
564 00:18:30,744 00:18:31,876 For as long as I can. For as long as I can.
565 00:18:31,878 00:18:33,545 At least there's no traffic. At least there's no traffic.
566 00:18:33,547 00:18:35,013 ♪ four, five ♪ ♪ four, five ♪
567 00:18:35,015 00:18:38,350 ♪ let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
568 00:18:38,352 00:18:43,822 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪
569 00:18:43,824 00:18:46,358 [ laughs ] hey! [ laughs ] hey!
570 00:18:46,360 00:18:49,361 Just cruising around the greatest city in the world. Just cruising around the greatest city in the world.
571 00:18:49,363 00:18:50,428 ♪ four, five ♪ ♪ four, five ♪
572 00:18:50,430 00:18:51,830 With a bunch of singing puppets. With a bunch of singing puppets.
573 00:18:51,832 00:18:54,967 ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
574 00:18:54,969 00:18:57,169 [ faintly ] ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ [ faintly ] ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪
575 00:18:57,171 00:19:00,038 Oh, my god. Let's get this food and get it to gatto. Oh, my god. Let's get this food and get it to gatto.
576 00:19:00,040 00:19:02,307 [ ding! ] [ ding! ]
577 00:19:02,309 00:19:04,709 Now we're headed to joe gatto's house. Now we're headed to joe gatto's house.
578 00:19:04,711 00:19:06,244 Hour, 45, two hours away, Hour, 45, two hours away,
579 00:19:06,246 00:19:08,246 So do me a favor, guys. So do me a favor, guys.
580 00:19:08,248 00:19:12,250 Keep singing this [bleep] song the entire way. Keep singing this [bleep] song the entire way.
581 00:19:12,252 00:19:13,251 ♪ drive ♪ ♪ drive ♪
582 00:19:13,253 00:19:15,720 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪
583 00:19:15,722 00:19:18,123 This is the worst road trip ever. This is the worst road trip ever.
584 00:19:18,125 00:19:20,325 [ singing continues ] [ metal creaks ] [ singing continues ] [ metal creaks ]
585 00:19:20,327 00:19:21,393 [bleep] this song. [bleep] this song.
586 00:19:21,395 00:19:23,328 The squeaking -- it sounds like a mouse orgy The squeaking -- it sounds like a mouse orgy
587 00:19:23,330 00:19:24,997 Is taking place in this car now. Is taking place in this car now.
588 00:19:24,999 00:19:28,133 ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
589 00:19:28,135 00:19:31,136 Oh, my god! It sucks! Oh, my god! It sucks!
590 00:19:31,138 00:19:32,604 I'm gonna need therapy after this. I'm gonna need therapy after this.
591 00:19:32,606 00:19:34,539 [ ding! ] [ horn honks ] [ ding! ] [ horn honks ]
592 00:19:34,541 00:19:35,940 Here you go. What'd you do to it? Here you go. What'd you do to it?
593 00:19:35,942 00:19:38,877 I didn't do anything to it. That's good. I didn't do anything to it. That's good.
594 00:19:38,879 00:19:40,212 You didn't get it from me. You didn't get it from me.
595 00:19:40,214 00:19:41,746 Laxative? I don't know. Laxative? I don't know.
596 00:19:41,748 00:19:42,947 Murray's food might get something in it. Murray's food might get something in it.
597 00:19:42,949 00:19:46,819 Oh! [ laughs ] Oh! [ laughs ]
598 00:19:46,821 00:19:48,687 So who am I going to now? So who am I going to now?
599 00:19:48,689 00:19:49,688 I'm pretty sure sal. I'm pretty sure sal.
600 00:19:49,690 00:19:51,756 So, I'm driving back to staten island? So, I'm driving back to staten island?
601 00:19:51,758 00:19:53,358 Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy.
602 00:19:53,360 00:19:55,360 Is that the fountain sal got you? Is that the fountain sal got you?
603 00:19:55,362 00:19:57,095 [ laughs ] oh! [ laughs ] oh!
604 00:19:57,097 00:19:58,963 Ha ha ha ha! Take that! Ha ha ha ha! Take that!
605 00:19:58,965 00:20:01,233 Take your stupid fountain. Take your stupid fountain.
606 00:20:01,235 00:20:02,167 Dick! Dick!
607 00:20:02,169 00:20:03,035 [ ding! ] [ ding! ]
608 00:20:03,037 00:20:04,636 One delivery down. Two to go. One delivery down. Two to go.
609 00:20:04,638 00:20:06,238 [ cellphone rings ] [ cellphone rings ]
610 00:20:06,240 00:20:09,508 Oh, my god. It's unbearable. Oh, my god. It's unbearable.
611 00:20:09,510 00:20:10,843 Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
612 00:20:10,845 00:20:13,178 Alright. So listen, buddy. This is what I want. Alright. So listen, buddy. This is what I want.
613 00:20:13,180 00:20:15,714 I want the crave case. I want it with cheese. I want the crave case. I want it with cheese.
614 00:20:15,716 00:20:17,649 I want it from the white castle in the bronx I want it from the white castle in the bronx
615 00:20:17,651 00:20:19,117 That we filmed at. That we filmed at.
616 00:20:19,119 00:20:22,721 Come on, man! You're two hours away! Come on, man! You're two hours away!
617 00:20:22,723 00:20:25,390 ♪ one, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ one, two, three, four, five ♪
618 00:20:25,392 00:20:27,659 Bronx. There's a white castle on staten island. Bronx. There's a white castle on staten island.
619 00:20:27,661 00:20:30,662 It's not even far from sal's place. It's not even far from sal's place.
620 00:20:30,664 00:20:32,330 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪
621 00:20:32,332 00:20:34,799 This song just obliterates thought. This song just obliterates thought.
622 00:20:34,801 00:20:37,670 I can't even focus on anything. I can't even focus on anything.
623 00:20:37,672 00:20:39,872 Ah! White castle. Ah! White castle.
624 00:20:39,874 00:20:42,207 ♪ two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ two, three, four, five ♪
625 00:20:42,209 00:20:43,075 [ ding! ] alright. [ ding! ] alright.
626 00:20:43,077 00:20:44,676 Next stop -- staten island, baby. Next stop -- staten island, baby.
627 00:20:44,678 00:20:45,944 ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
628 00:20:45,946 00:20:47,946 Oh, my god! This [bleep] traffic! Oh, my god! This [bleep] traffic!
629 00:20:47,948 00:20:50,949 [ horns blare ] [ horns blare ]
630 00:20:50,951 00:20:54,619 [ indistinct singing ] [ horns blaring ] [ indistinct singing ] [ horns blaring ]
631 00:20:54,621 00:20:56,354 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
632 00:20:56,356 00:20:57,723 ♪ two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ two, three, four, five ♪
633 00:20:59,459 00:21:05,096 [ horns blaring ] this [bleep] traffic! [ horns blaring ] this [bleep] traffic!
634 00:21:05,098 00:21:06,231 Oh, god. Oh, god.
635 00:21:06,233 00:21:07,699 Why traffic? Why traffic?
636 00:21:07,701 00:21:09,301 I feel like I'm gonna start crying. I feel like I'm gonna start crying.
637 00:21:09,303 00:21:10,502 [ horns blaring ] [ horns blaring ]
638 00:21:10,504 00:21:11,503 [ ticking ] [ ticking ]
639 00:21:11,505 00:21:13,038 ♪ one, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ one, two, three, four, five ♪
640 00:21:13,040 00:21:14,306 [ sighing ] oh! [ sighing ] oh!
641 00:21:14,308 00:21:15,507 [ cellphone rings ] [ cellphone rings ]
642 00:21:15,509 00:21:17,443 ♪ drive, drive, drive ♪ where are you? ♪ drive, drive, drive ♪ where are you?
643 00:21:17,445 00:21:19,044 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
644 00:21:19,046 00:21:21,713 I hope somebody firebombs me. I hope somebody firebombs me.
645 00:21:21,715 00:21:25,317 [ music plays faintly ] [ music plays faintly ]
646 00:21:25,319 00:21:27,653 ♪ one, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ one, two, three, four, five ♪
647 00:21:27,655 00:21:29,521 I'm gonna drive us right off this bridge. I'm gonna drive us right off this bridge.
648 00:21:29,523 00:21:32,791 ♪ let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
649 00:21:32,793 00:21:35,793 Oh, my god. At least we're back on staten island for a minute. Oh, my god. At least we're back on staten island for a minute.
650 00:21:35,795 00:21:37,463 [ ding! ] let's deliver this crap. [ ding! ] let's deliver this crap.
651 00:21:37,465 00:21:39,331 [ horn honks ] oh, yeah, yeah. [ horn honks ] oh, yeah, yeah.
652 00:21:39,333 00:21:41,733 Oh, shut up. ♪ are we there yet? ♪ Oh, shut up. ♪ are we there yet? ♪
653 00:21:41,735 00:21:43,335 ♪ well, then it's one, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ well, then it's one, two, three, four, five ♪
654 00:21:43,337 00:21:46,805 There's your crave case. There's your crave case.
655 00:21:46,807 00:21:48,406 [ laughing ] you look like shit. [ laughing ] you look like shit.
656 00:21:48,408 00:21:49,607 Dude, I am harrowed. Dude, I am harrowed.
657 00:21:49,609 00:21:51,543 That song is all over you. That song is all over you.
658 00:21:51,545 00:21:54,212 [ both laugh ] [ both laugh ]
659 00:21:54,214 00:21:55,147 Good job, buddy. Good job, buddy.
660 00:21:55,149 00:21:56,482 -Thank you. -Keep it up. -Thank you. -Keep it up.
661 00:21:56,484 00:21:57,615 Lunch! Lunch!
662 00:21:57,617 00:22:00,018 [ cellphone rings ] murr: Hey, q! [ cellphone rings ] murr: Hey, q!
663 00:22:00,020 00:22:01,153 Aw! Aw!
664 00:22:01,155 00:22:02,420 You look like you're having a blast. You look like you're having a blast.
665 00:22:02,422 00:22:04,556 I got it. I got the routine. I got it. I got the routine.
666 00:22:04,558 00:22:06,091 Just tell me what you want. Just tell me what you want.
667 00:22:06,093 00:22:08,160 What did the other guys do? What did sal get? What did the other guys do? What did sal get?
668 00:22:08,162 00:22:09,761 Sal wanted white castle. Sal wanted white castle.
669 00:22:09,763 00:22:11,096 Oh, my god. That sounds perfect. Oh, my god. That sounds perfect.
670 00:22:11,098 00:22:13,899 I would love white castle, too, but the one in the bronx. I would love white castle, too, but the one in the bronx.
671 00:22:13,901 00:22:16,034 You want me to go all the way back to the bronx, You want me to go all the way back to the bronx,
672 00:22:16,036 00:22:17,769 Where I just came from? I want the best, Where I just came from? I want the best,
673 00:22:17,771 00:22:19,637 And that's my favorite one. It's not happening. And that's my favorite one. It's not happening.
674 00:22:19,639 00:22:21,173 I'll make a deal with you. I'll make a deal with you.
675 00:22:21,175 00:22:24,642 Joe gave me this laxative to slip into your food. Joe gave me this laxative to slip into your food.
676 00:22:24,644 00:22:26,644 I promise to not mess with your food at all I promise to not mess with your food at all
677 00:22:26,646 00:22:28,246 If you just let me go If you just let me go
678 00:22:28,248 00:22:30,182 To the white castle on the way to you. To the white castle on the way to you.
679 00:22:30,184 00:22:31,517 Please! Please!
680 00:22:31,519 00:22:33,719 My friend, you have a deal. My friend, you have a deal.
681 00:22:33,721 00:22:36,388 Absolutely! Ahhhhh! Absolutely! Ahhhhh!
682 00:22:36,390 00:22:38,857 A white castle on the way is a-okay with me. A white castle on the way is a-okay with me.
683 00:22:38,859 00:22:42,660 ♪ let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
684 00:22:42,662 00:22:44,196 White castle. White castle.
685 00:22:44,198 00:22:45,531 Yes! Yes!
686 00:22:45,533 00:22:47,199 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ here you go. ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ here you go.
687 00:22:47,201 00:22:48,600 Thank you! [ ding! ] Thank you! [ ding! ]
688 00:22:48,602 00:22:51,336 Alright. Let's get this to murray's house. Alright. Let's get this to murray's house.
689 00:22:51,338 00:22:54,472 ♪ well, then it's one, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ well, then it's one, two, three, four, five ♪
690 00:22:54,474 00:22:56,474 I feel like I'm losing my mind. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
691 00:22:56,476 00:22:57,876 The squeaking's gotta stop. The squeaking's gotta stop.
692 00:22:57,878 00:22:59,477 ♪ ...Drive ♪ [ squeaking stops ] ♪ ...Drive ♪ [ squeaking stops ]
693 00:22:59,479 00:23:02,280 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪
694 00:23:02,282 00:23:03,815 Enough with the squeaking. Enough with the squeaking.
695 00:23:03,817 00:23:06,552 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
696 00:23:06,554 00:23:09,821 ♪ well, then it's one, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ well, then it's one, two, three, four, five ♪
697 00:23:09,823 00:23:11,156 Choke on it! Choke on it!
698 00:23:11,158 00:23:12,490 ♪ let's ♪ ♪ let's ♪
699 00:23:12,492 00:23:15,961 I think I fixed the squeaking, guys. [ laughs ] I think I fixed the squeaking, guys. [ laughs ]
700 00:23:15,963 00:23:17,963 No more squeaking. No more squeaking.
701 00:23:17,965 00:23:20,899 [ upbeat music plays ] [ upbeat music plays ]
702 00:23:20,901 00:23:24,903 [ singing gibberish ] [ singing gibberish ]
703 00:23:24,905 00:23:28,840 ♪ then it's time to drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ then it's time to drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
704 00:23:28,842 00:23:30,308 [ ding! ] [ horn honks ] [ ding! ] [ horn honks ]
705 00:23:30,310 00:23:31,777 -Hey! -[ laughs ] -Hey! -[ laughs ]
706 00:23:31,779 00:23:33,311 You made it! You made it!
707 00:23:33,313 00:23:35,247 Hey, bud. How you doing? Hey, bud. How you doing?
708 00:23:35,249 00:23:37,849 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
709 00:23:37,851 00:23:39,585 Congratulations, q. Congratulations, q.
710 00:23:39,587 00:23:41,319 It's over. It's over? It's over. It's over?
711 00:23:41,321 00:23:42,388 Well, bad news for you. Well, bad news for you.
712 00:23:42,390 00:23:44,456 I'm never getting in this car again. I'm never getting in this car again.
713 00:23:44,458 00:23:47,325 So, see you later. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, see you later. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
714 00:23:47,327 00:23:49,127 Q, you're blocking my car in. Q, you're blocking my car in.
715 00:23:49,129 00:23:51,263 I'm not blocking nothing. I don't own that. I'm not blocking nothing. I don't own that.
716 00:23:51,265 00:23:52,397 That's not mine. That's not mine.
717 00:23:52,399 00:23:54,132 What, are you ki-- What, are you ki--
718 00:23:54,134 00:23:55,601 Can I give you a ride home? Can I give you a ride home?
719 00:23:55,603 00:23:58,203 Nah, I'm good, bud. Nah, I'm good, bud.
720 00:23:58,205 00:24:00,939 ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪
721 00:24:00,941 00:24:02,775 [ cackles ] [ cackles ]