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1 | 00:00:00,125 | 00:00:03,208 | (film reel whirring) | (film reel whirring) |
2 | 00:00:07,106 | 00:00:09,643 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
3 | 00:00:09,643 | 00:00:14,643 | ♪ What is sadness, boy ♪ | ♪ What is sadness, boy ♪ |
4 | 00:00:18,578 | 00:00:23,578 | ♪ But this broken wretch ♪ | ♪ But this broken wretch ♪ |
5 | 00:00:27,064 | 00:00:32,064 | ♪ I'm suspended high above ♪ | ♪ I'm suspended high above ♪ |
6 | 00:00:35,769 | 00:00:39,352 | ♪ Don't look down, my love ♪ | ♪ Don't look down, my love ♪ |
7 | 00:00:44,840 | 00:00:49,840 | (car engine roaring) (upbeat music) | (car engine roaring) (upbeat music) |
8 | 00:00:51,003 | 00:00:53,920 | (trolley rattling) | (trolley rattling) |
9 | 00:01:03,676 | 00:01:08,676 | - [Immi Voiceover] (sighing) So much guilt. | - [Immi Voiceover] (sighing) So much guilt. |
10 | 00:01:13,883 | 00:01:17,382 | Okay, relax, it's just a good looking guy | Okay, relax, it's just a good looking guy |
11 | 00:01:17,382 | 00:01:19,718 | who's maybe checking you out. | who's maybe checking you out. |
12 | 00:01:19,718 | 00:01:21,528 | Don't get ahead of yourself. | Don't get ahead of yourself. |
13 | 00:01:21,528 | 00:01:22,906 | This is only the exact way | This is only the exact way |
14 | 00:01:22,906 | 00:01:25,739 | that every romantic comedy starts. | that every romantic comedy starts. |
15 | 00:01:30,757 | 00:01:32,489 | My soulmate. | My soulmate. |
16 | 00:01:32,489 | 00:01:34,281 | This is it, Immi the vegan, | This is it, Immi the vegan, |
17 | 00:01:34,281 | 00:01:35,927 | the first day of the rest of your life | the first day of the rest of your life |
18 | 00:01:35,927 | 00:01:37,923 | with the man of your... | with the man of your... |
19 | 00:01:37,923 | 00:01:38,756 | Ew. | Ew. |
20 | 00:01:45,109 | 00:01:47,359 | - It's the shoes, isn't it? | - It's the shoes, isn't it? |
21 | 00:01:51,159 | 00:01:52,083 | - Doesn't help. | - Doesn't help. |
22 | 00:01:52,083 | 00:01:55,247 | (upbeat music) | (upbeat music) |
23 | 00:01:55,247 | 00:01:57,111 | - [News Reader] Shocking video footage has emerged | - [News Reader] Shocking video footage has emerged |
24 | 00:01:57,111 | 00:02:01,010 | of a man in a vegan t-shirt being accosted by a vegan woman | of a man in a vegan t-shirt being accosted by a vegan woman |
25 | 00:02:01,010 | 00:02:02,684 | late last night. | late last night. |
26 | 00:02:02,684 | 00:02:06,760 | Statistics show that presently 72% of vegans are women, | Statistics show that presently 72% of vegans are women, |
27 | 00:02:06,760 | 00:02:08,698 | causing the worst vegan man drought | causing the worst vegan man drought |
28 | 00:02:08,698 | 00:02:11,798 | in the history of New Zealand. | in the history of New Zealand. |
29 | 00:02:11,798 | 00:02:14,881 | ♪ What to say to you ♪ | ♪ What to say to you ♪ |
30 | 00:02:24,454 | 00:02:28,573 | ♪ It's always sunny where you are from ♪ | ♪ It's always sunny where you are from ♪ |
31 | 00:02:28,573 | 00:02:32,293 | ♪ I know ♪ | ♪ I know ♪ |
32 | 00:02:32,293 | 00:02:35,358 | ♪ It's lonely, oh ♪ | ♪ It's lonely, oh ♪ |
33 | 00:02:35,358 | 00:02:37,738 | - Ah, what is wrong with guys? | - Ah, what is wrong with guys? |
34 | 00:02:37,738 | 00:02:42,091 | ♪ I'll take you away to that summer ♪ | ♪ I'll take you away to that summer ♪ |
35 | 00:02:42,091 | 00:02:44,711 | (dramatic music) | (dramatic music) |
36 | 00:02:44,711 | 00:02:47,461 | (Matt whistling) | (Matt whistling) |
37 | 00:02:48,573 | 00:02:49,740 | - Jane Austin. | - Jane Austin. |
38 | 00:02:52,059 | 00:02:54,141 | Why, I do declare. | Why, I do declare. |
39 | 00:02:54,141 | 00:02:57,260 | What are you doing in celestial mechanics? | What are you doing in celestial mechanics? |
40 | 00:02:57,260 | 00:03:02,093 | You don't even a Dewey number. (laughing) | You don't even a Dewey number. (laughing) |
41 | 00:03:30,430 | 00:03:31,847 | Is someone there? | Is someone there? |
42 | 00:03:34,250 | 00:03:37,750 | Matt, more returns, Matt, and before I go, | Matt, more returns, Matt, and before I go, |
43 | 00:03:38,797 | 00:03:40,258 | I thought I ought to let you know | I thought I ought to let you know |
44 | 00:03:40,258 | 00:03:43,889 | that the job at the front desk has become vacant. | that the job at the front desk has become vacant. |
45 | 00:03:43,889 | 00:03:46,722 | - I've always dreamed of working on the front desk. | - I've always dreamed of working on the front desk. |
46 | 00:03:46,722 | 00:03:48,992 | I could give book recommendations | I could give book recommendations |
47 | 00:03:48,992 | 00:03:50,115 | and encourage people to read | and encourage people to read |
48 | 00:03:50,115 | 00:03:52,574 | about the Red Army's desperate battles on the Eastern Front | about the Red Army's desperate battles on the Eastern Front |
49 | 00:03:52,574 | 00:03:53,568 | of World War II. | of World War II. |
50 | 00:03:53,568 | 00:03:56,200 | - The library frowns upon making book recommendations, | - The library frowns upon making book recommendations, |
51 | 00:03:56,200 | 00:03:59,167 | especially regarding battles on the Eastern Front. | especially regarding battles on the Eastern Front. |
52 | 00:03:59,167 | 00:04:00,834 | You know that, Matt. | You know that, Matt. |
53 | 00:04:04,912 | 00:04:07,505 | Still, I think you should seriously consider | Still, I think you should seriously consider |
54 | 00:04:07,505 | 00:04:09,338 | applying for the role. | applying for the role. |
55 | 00:04:12,531 | 00:04:13,505 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
56 | 00:04:13,505 | 00:04:16,175 | ♪ Take you away to where the sun shines ♪ | ♪ Take you away to where the sun shines ♪ |
57 | 00:04:16,175 | 00:04:18,157 | ♪ So bright, so bright ♪ | ♪ So bright, so bright ♪ |
58 | 00:04:18,157 | 00:04:20,955 | ♪ You can stare at the stars at night ♪ | ♪ You can stare at the stars at night ♪ |
59 | 00:04:20,955 | 00:04:22,456 | - "Hey, Immi the Vegan. | - "Hey, Immi the Vegan. |
60 | 00:04:22,456 | 00:04:23,960 | "I'm a musician too. | "I'm a musician too. |
61 | 00:04:23,960 | 00:04:25,985 | "I play the viola. | "I play the viola. |
62 | 00:04:25,985 | 00:04:28,389 | "Like you, I prefer to watch music live. | "Like you, I prefer to watch music live. |
63 | 00:04:28,389 | 00:04:29,222 | "Don't you think the experience | "Don't you think the experience |
64 | 00:04:29,222 | 00:04:31,381 | "is way more genuine that way? | "is way more genuine that way? |
65 | 00:04:31,381 | 00:04:33,971 | "I'd be interested in meeting up if you are?" | "I'd be interested in meeting up if you are?" |
66 | 00:04:33,971 | 00:04:36,996 | Question mark, smiley face. | Question mark, smiley face. |
67 | 00:04:36,996 | 00:04:40,389 | "BTW, I also have some meat you'd like to eat." | "BTW, I also have some meat you'd like to eat." |
68 | 00:04:40,389 | 00:04:41,889 | Aw. | Aw. |
69 | 00:04:41,889 | 00:04:44,176 | (door creaking) | (door creaking) |
70 | 00:04:44,176 | 00:04:45,810 | - Hey. - Hi. | - Hey. - Hi. |
71 | 00:04:45,810 | 00:04:46,997 | - What you doing? | - What you doing? |
72 | 00:04:46,997 | 00:04:48,706 | - Having terrible luck with online dating. | - Having terrible luck with online dating. |
73 | 00:04:48,706 | 00:04:49,706 | - Great, aw. | - Great, aw. |
74 | 00:04:51,317 | 00:04:54,551 | - Do you know how many dicks I've seen since I signed up? | - Do you know how many dicks I've seen since I signed up? |
75 | 00:04:54,551 | 00:04:55,384 | 128. | 128. |
76 | 00:04:56,592 | 00:04:58,718 | 128 dicks, Matt. | 128 dicks, Matt. |
77 | 00:04:58,718 | 00:05:01,551 | - That's a lot, but online dating? | - That's a lot, but online dating? |
78 | 00:05:03,390 | 00:05:04,540 | Why would you do that? | Why would you do that? |
79 | 00:05:04,540 | 00:05:06,315 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
80 | 00:05:06,315 | 00:05:07,898 | To find a nice guy? | To find a nice guy? |
81 | 00:05:10,007 | 00:05:13,080 | Sure, I'm a strong, independent, feminist, eco-friendly, | Sure, I'm a strong, independent, feminist, eco-friendly, |
82 | 00:05:13,080 | 00:05:15,514 | ultra-creative, vegan warrior, but I'd also like-- | ultra-creative, vegan warrior, but I'd also like-- |
83 | 00:05:15,514 | 00:05:16,404 | - Dicks? | - Dicks? |
84 | 00:05:16,404 | 00:05:20,230 | - Well, yeah, but don't have to be so crass about it. | - Well, yeah, but don't have to be so crass about it. |
85 | 00:05:20,230 | 00:05:24,006 | - Yeah, but online dating's so 2015. | - Yeah, but online dating's so 2015. |
86 | 00:05:24,006 | 00:05:26,809 | Isn't meeting somebody in real life and getting to know them | Isn't meeting somebody in real life and getting to know them |
87 | 00:05:26,809 | 00:05:28,857 | as a friend first so much better? | as a friend first so much better? |
88 | 00:05:28,857 | 00:05:31,606 | Then they can just consensually show you their dick, | Then they can just consensually show you their dick, |
89 | 00:05:31,606 | 00:05:36,406 | not in a pic, in real life, a solicited non-pic dick | not in a pic, in real life, a solicited non-pic dick |
90 | 00:05:36,406 | 00:05:38,439 | that you picked. | that you picked. |
91 | 00:05:38,439 | 00:05:39,577 | - I'm thinking of giving up on it anyway. | - I'm thinking of giving up on it anyway. |
92 | 00:05:39,577 | 00:05:40,793 | - Dick? | - Dick? |
93 | 00:05:40,793 | 00:05:42,872 | - No, Matt, online dating. | - No, Matt, online dating. |
94 | 00:05:42,872 | 00:05:44,729 | - Oh, yeah, of course. | - Oh, yeah, of course. |
95 | 00:05:44,729 | 00:05:46,503 | I got you this. | I got you this. |
96 | 00:05:46,503 | 00:05:49,109 | (paper rustling) | (paper rustling) |
97 | 00:05:49,109 | 00:05:51,251 | They do an open mic once a week. | They do an open mic once a week. |
98 | 00:05:51,251 | 00:05:52,839 | You should give it a go. | You should give it a go. |
99 | 00:05:52,839 | 00:05:54,697 | - Nah. - Why not? | - Nah. - Why not? |
100 | 00:05:54,697 | 00:05:56,087 | Your songs are really powerful. | Your songs are really powerful. |
101 | 00:05:56,087 | 00:05:58,228 | - I don't know if I could get up front of all those people. | - I don't know if I could get up front of all those people. |
102 | 00:05:58,228 | 00:06:00,277 | - Oh, you'd be surprised at how few people actually come | - Oh, you'd be surprised at how few people actually come |
103 | 00:06:00,277 | 00:06:03,256 | to these things, and, hey, I'm performing tonight | to these things, and, hey, I'm performing tonight |
104 | 00:06:03,256 | 00:06:05,430 | at Club Slam, which is end-of-year poetry event. | at Club Slam, which is end-of-year poetry event. |
105 | 00:06:05,430 | 00:06:06,263 | You should come. | You should come. |
106 | 00:06:06,263 | 00:06:08,815 | - [Announcer] And now our headlining act, | - [Announcer] And now our headlining act, |
107 | 00:06:08,815 | 00:06:13,398 | whose songs are 100% plant-based and cruelty free, | whose songs are 100% plant-based and cruelty free, |
108 | 00:06:14,537 | 00:06:18,375 | Immi the-- - So you'll be there, right? | Immi the-- - So you'll be there, right? |
109 | 00:06:18,375 | 00:06:20,540 | - What? - Tonight. | - What? - Tonight. |
110 | 00:06:20,540 | 00:06:24,734 | It's only the biggest slam poetry event of the year. | It's only the biggest slam poetry event of the year. |
111 | 00:06:24,734 | 00:06:27,651 | - Yeah, sure, dick pics, dick pics. | - Yeah, sure, dick pics, dick pics. |
112 | 00:06:31,233 | 00:06:35,871 | ♪ I don't want your meat on my plate ♪ | ♪ I don't want your meat on my plate ♪ |
113 | 00:06:35,871 | 00:06:38,078 | ♪ Or in my mouth ♪ | ♪ Or in my mouth ♪ |
114 | 00:06:38,078 | 00:06:41,089 | ♪ I just want to meet you ♪ | ♪ I just want to meet you ♪ |
115 | 00:06:41,089 | 00:06:45,377 | ♪ At the park or at my house ♪ | ♪ At the park or at my house ♪ |
116 | 00:06:45,377 | 00:06:47,315 | ♪ Just because you like Netflix ♪ | ♪ Just because you like Netflix ♪ |
117 | 00:06:47,315 | 00:06:49,986 | ♪ And I like chick flicks ♪ | ♪ And I like chick flicks ♪ |
118 | 00:06:49,986 | 00:06:52,113 | ♪ Doesn't mean I want your dick pics ♪ | ♪ Doesn't mean I want your dick pics ♪ |
119 | 00:06:52,113 | 00:06:55,863 | ♪ Online dating really sucks ♪ | ♪ Online dating really sucks ♪ |
120 | 00:07:00,339 | 00:07:05,029 | I feel like there was somewhere I'm supposed to be. | I feel like there was somewhere I'm supposed to be. |
121 | 00:07:05,029 | 00:07:06,467 | ♪ Feeling more hopeful ♪ | ♪ Feeling more hopeful ♪ |
122 | 00:07:06,467 | 00:07:08,003 | ♪ I've had a wee sing ♪ | ♪ I've had a wee sing ♪ |
123 | 00:07:08,003 | 00:07:09,603 | ♪ I won't see their thing ♪ | ♪ I won't see their thing ♪ |
124 | 00:07:09,603 | 00:07:11,525 | ♪ When I hear the next ping ♪ | ♪ When I hear the next ping ♪ |
125 | 00:07:11,525 | 00:07:16,525 | (laptop dinging) (upbeat music) | (laptop dinging) (upbeat music) |
126 | 00:07:17,394 | 00:07:19,311 | GreenBean, sounds sexy. | GreenBean, sounds sexy. |
127 | 00:07:22,162 | 00:07:23,662 | GreenBean is sexy. | GreenBean is sexy. |
128 | 00:07:27,690 | 00:07:32,357 | ♪ The world turns longer than it should ♪ | ♪ The world turns longer than it should ♪ |
129 | 00:07:35,333 | 00:07:38,833 | - Okay, please welcome to the stage, Matt. | - Okay, please welcome to the stage, Matt. |
130 | 00:07:39,782 | 00:07:42,740 | (crowd clapping) | (crowd clapping) |
131 | 00:07:42,740 | 00:07:44,487 | - Hello, everyone. | - Hello, everyone. |
132 | 00:07:44,487 | 00:07:47,404 | This poem's called World War II II. | This poem's called World War II II. |
133 | 00:07:52,823 | 00:07:56,240 | The flame was alive, but only in my mind. | The flame was alive, but only in my mind. |
134 | 00:07:58,345 | 00:08:01,928 | My love for her burned like Dresden in '45. | My love for her burned like Dresden in '45. |
135 | 00:08:03,081 | 00:08:07,817 | I launched a pincer movement to encircle her heart, | I launched a pincer movement to encircle her heart, |
136 | 00:08:07,817 | 00:08:12,817 | but my hopes froze like bones on the steps of Stalingrad. | but my hopes froze like bones on the steps of Stalingrad. |
137 | 00:08:13,205 | 00:08:16,505 | To her, I'm Switzerland, a neutral friend | To her, I'm Switzerland, a neutral friend |
138 | 00:08:16,505 | 00:08:20,857 | till the bitter end, except without any money, | till the bitter end, except without any money, |
139 | 00:08:20,857 | 00:08:25,234 | and woe is me, I'm not even any good at poetry. | and woe is me, I'm not even any good at poetry. |
140 | 00:08:25,234 | 00:08:30,234 | - (clicking) Yeah, at least you got that right. | - (clicking) Yeah, at least you got that right. |
141 | 00:08:34,677 | 00:08:38,288 | - Our love rose like Warsaw in '44. | - Our love rose like Warsaw in '44. |
142 | 00:08:38,288 | 00:08:42,833 | - I think I might rise and leave, because this guy is awful. | - I think I might rise and leave, because this guy is awful. |
143 | 00:08:42,833 | 00:08:45,408 | - Steady on, this is a safe place, | - Steady on, this is a safe place, |
144 | 00:08:45,408 | 00:08:48,510 | where we encourage and support our brothers and sisters | where we encourage and support our brothers and sisters |
145 | 00:08:48,510 | 00:08:50,689 | of the spoken word. | of the spoken word. |
146 | 00:08:50,689 | 00:08:52,913 | - Come on, mate, he's terrible. | - Come on, mate, he's terrible. |
147 | 00:08:52,913 | 00:08:56,433 | Does anyone want this man to finish his poem? | Does anyone want this man to finish his poem? |
148 | 00:08:56,433 | 00:08:57,266 | A friend? | A friend? |
149 | 00:08:57,266 | 00:08:58,487 | An acquaintance? | An acquaintance? |
150 | 00:08:58,487 | 00:09:01,300 | A single person, who's come here to watch him today? | A single person, who's come here to watch him today? |
151 | 00:09:01,300 | 00:09:02,467 | Just one hand. | Just one hand. |
152 | 00:09:05,492 | 00:09:06,742 | - Sandwich guy? | - Sandwich guy? |
153 | 00:09:10,949 | 00:09:13,436 | Where are you, Immi the Vegan? | Where are you, Immi the Vegan? |
154 | 00:09:13,436 | 00:09:18,436 | (audience clicking) (dramatic music) | (audience clicking) (dramatic music) |
155 | 00:09:36,387 | 00:09:37,623 | - Thanks, Matt. | - Thanks, Matt. |
156 | 00:09:37,623 | 00:09:40,727 | Now, we do take audience feedback very seriously | Now, we do take audience feedback very seriously |
157 | 00:09:40,727 | 00:09:42,648 | here at Club Slamwich, | here at Club Slamwich, |
158 | 00:09:42,648 | 00:09:45,981 | so hopefully he'll never be coming back. | so hopefully he'll never be coming back. |
159 | 00:09:48,067 | 00:09:50,650 | (solemn music) | (solemn music) |
160 | 00:09:57,250 | 00:10:00,701 | ♪ Oh, Lord, I've seen ♪ | ♪ Oh, Lord, I've seen ♪ |
161 | 00:10:00,701 | 00:10:04,004 | ♪ What brings me here ♪ | ♪ What brings me here ♪ |
162 | 00:10:04,004 | 00:10:08,421 | ♪ It's a mother to all along the way ♪ | ♪ It's a mother to all along the way ♪ |
163 | 00:10:10,933 | 00:10:11,850 | - A tavern? | - A tavern? |
164 | 00:10:14,193 | 00:10:16,466 | ♪ Will age with me ♪ (car door clicking) ♪ | ♪ Will age with me ♪ (car door clicking) ♪ |
165 | 00:10:16,466 | 00:10:17,299 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
166 | 00:10:18,591 | 00:10:19,474 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
167 | 00:10:19,474 | 00:10:21,356 | - Hi, you must be Immi. - Yes. | - Hi, you must be Immi. - Yes. |
168 | 00:10:21,356 | 00:10:23,849 | - Nice to meet you. (kissing) | - Nice to meet you. (kissing) |
169 | 00:10:23,849 | 00:10:25,516 | My name's GreenBean. | My name's GreenBean. |
170 | 00:10:27,413 | 00:10:31,391 | - Nice to meet you, GreenBean. - It's nice to meet you. | - Nice to meet you, GreenBean. - It's nice to meet you. |
171 | 00:10:31,391 | 00:10:32,703 | - Is this where you come often? | - Is this where you come often? |
172 | 00:10:32,703 | 00:10:34,547 | - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. | - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. |
173 | 00:10:34,547 | 00:10:39,547 | ♪ And the boys were waiting, gazing ♪ | ♪ And the boys were waiting, gazing ♪ |
174 | 00:10:39,650 | 00:10:42,227 | ♪ I don't want your sausage ♪ | ♪ I don't want your sausage ♪ |
175 | 00:10:42,227 | 00:10:43,711 | ♪ It'll cause a blockage ♪ | ♪ It'll cause a blockage ♪ |
176 | 00:10:43,711 | 00:10:45,841 | ♪ Call the toxicologist ♪ | ♪ Call the toxicologist ♪ |
177 | 00:10:45,841 | 00:10:48,208 | ♪ I just want you to meet with me ♪ | ♪ I just want you to meet with me ♪ |
178 | 00:10:48,208 | 00:10:50,018 | ♪ Not for your meat, you see ♪ | ♪ Not for your meat, you see ♪ |
179 | 00:10:50,018 | 00:10:52,639 | ♪ We'll have a cup of tea ♪ | ♪ We'll have a cup of tea ♪ |
180 | 00:10:52,639 | 00:10:54,332 | ♪ Just 'cause I'm free in the PM's ♪ | ♪ Just 'cause I'm free in the PM's ♪ |
181 | 00:10:54,332 | 00:10:56,383 | ♪ And most weekends ♪ | ♪ And most weekends ♪ |
182 | 00:10:56,383 | 00:10:58,595 | ♪ Doesn't mean you can sign to my DM's ♪ | ♪ Doesn't mean you can sign to my DM's ♪ |
183 | 00:10:58,595 | 00:11:02,345 | ♪ Online dating really sucks ♪ | ♪ Online dating really sucks ♪ |
184 | 00:11:11,378 | 00:11:13,961 | (solemn music) | (solemn music) |
185 | 00:11:17,703 | 00:11:20,370 | (phone buzzing) | (phone buzzing) |
186 | 00:11:37,185 | 00:11:39,714 | - Not even any chips. | - Not even any chips. |
187 | 00:11:39,714 | 00:11:41,892 | I thought you said this place had great vegan food. | I thought you said this place had great vegan food. |
188 | 00:11:41,892 | 00:11:45,483 | Oh, yeah, they have heaps of vegetarian options. | Oh, yeah, they have heaps of vegetarian options. |
189 | 00:11:45,483 | 00:11:47,104 | - It's not the same. - Isn't it? | - It's not the same. - Isn't it? |
190 | 00:11:47,104 | 00:11:49,104 | - No. - Sorry, excuse me. | - No. - Sorry, excuse me. |
191 | 00:11:50,045 | 00:11:50,878 | Hi. | Hi. |
192 | 00:11:54,129 | 00:11:55,737 | - Hi, sorry to be a hassle. | - Hi, sorry to be a hassle. |
193 | 00:11:55,737 | 00:11:59,645 | Can any of these meals we made vegan? | Can any of these meals we made vegan? |
194 | 00:11:59,645 | 00:12:02,478 | - I'll go and check with the chef. | - I'll go and check with the chef. |
195 | 00:12:04,692 | 00:12:05,613 | (cutlery banging) | (cutlery banging) |
196 | 00:12:05,613 | 00:12:07,179 | - [Chef] Aw, fuck you. | - [Chef] Aw, fuck you. |
197 | 00:12:07,179 | 00:12:08,941 | No, fuck you, okay? | No, fuck you, okay? |
198 | 00:12:08,941 | 00:12:10,860 | Not another fucking vegan. | Not another fucking vegan. |
199 | 00:12:10,860 | 00:12:15,392 | I have had it with these fucking pie-minded, idealistic, | I have had it with these fucking pie-minded, idealistic, |
200 | 00:12:15,392 | 00:12:18,989 | hipster bullshit people destroying my art. | hipster bullshit people destroying my art. |
201 | 00:12:18,989 | 00:12:20,906 | Absolutely fucking not. | Absolutely fucking not. |
202 | 00:12:28,429 | 00:12:29,795 | - Not a problem. | - Not a problem. |
203 | 00:12:29,795 | 00:12:31,708 | We can do that for you. | We can do that for you. |
204 | 00:12:31,708 | 00:12:33,598 | - I really appreciate it. | - I really appreciate it. |
205 | 00:12:33,598 | 00:12:36,170 | - Can I also grab the lamb curry please? | - Can I also grab the lamb curry please? |
206 | 00:12:36,170 | 00:12:37,451 | Just hold the vegetables. | Just hold the vegetables. |
207 | 00:12:37,451 | 00:12:39,083 | - Excellent choice. | - Excellent choice. |
208 | 00:12:39,083 | 00:12:42,158 | The lamb curry's particularly tender this evening. | The lamb curry's particularly tender this evening. |
209 | 00:12:42,158 | 00:12:42,991 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
210 | 00:12:43,845 | 00:12:46,622 | - I thought you'd at least be vegetarian? | - I thought you'd at least be vegetarian? |
211 | 00:12:46,622 | 00:12:47,518 | - Sorry? | - Sorry? |
212 | 00:12:47,518 | 00:12:49,755 | - Your profile name, GreenBean31? | - Your profile name, GreenBean31? |
213 | 00:12:49,755 | 00:12:51,002 | - Yeah, nah, I just chose that name | - Yeah, nah, I just chose that name |
214 | 00:12:51,002 | 00:12:54,552 | 'cause I hate vegetables, especially green beans. | 'cause I hate vegetables, especially green beans. |
215 | 00:12:54,552 | 00:12:57,240 | - One lamb curry and one special meal. | - One lamb curry and one special meal. |
216 | 00:12:57,240 | 00:13:01,734 | Don't worry, it'll definitely be gluten-free. | Don't worry, it'll definitely be gluten-free. |
217 | 00:13:01,734 | 00:13:02,567 | - Vegan? | - Vegan? |
218 | 00:13:09,567 | 00:13:12,317 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
219 | 00:13:13,257 | 00:13:14,142 | (plate banging) | (plate banging) |
220 | 00:13:14,142 | 00:13:16,725 | Of course, a salad. - Thank you. | Of course, a salad. - Thank you. |
221 | 00:13:22,518 | 00:13:25,268 | (dramatic music) | (dramatic music) |
222 | 00:13:31,664 | 00:13:34,497 | (whimsical music) | (whimsical music) |
223 | 00:13:40,211 | 00:13:41,832 | Looks healthy. | Looks healthy. |
224 | 00:13:41,832 | 00:13:42,665 | - [Immi Voiceover] Yeah, it's healthy | - [Immi Voiceover] Yeah, it's healthy |
225 | 00:13:42,665 | 00:13:44,998 | 'cause it's a fucking salad. | 'cause it's a fucking salad. |
226 | 00:13:50,125 | 00:13:52,110 | - How would you like your steaks, sir? | - How would you like your steaks, sir? |
227 | 00:13:52,110 | 00:13:54,263 | Rare, bloody as hell, still moving? | Rare, bloody as hell, still moving? |
228 | 00:13:54,263 | 00:13:55,680 | - Ssh. - But, sir, | - Ssh. - But, sir, |
229 | 00:13:56,688 | 00:14:00,840 | you ordered the rib eye? - Give me the number 46. | you ordered the rib eye? - Give me the number 46. |
230 | 00:14:00,840 | 00:14:04,211 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
231 | 00:14:04,211 | 00:14:06,878 | (menu rustling) | (menu rustling) |
232 | 00:14:22,468 | 00:14:24,371 | - Are you sure you don't want some? | - Are you sure you don't want some? |
233 | 00:14:24,371 | 00:14:29,371 | I'm pretty sure there's no meat in a sundae. (laughing) | I'm pretty sure there's no meat in a sundae. (laughing) |
234 | 00:14:29,794 | 00:14:34,544 | - Number 46, sir, whole fried chicken stuffed with bacon. | - Number 46, sir, whole fried chicken stuffed with bacon. |
235 | 00:14:36,878 | 00:14:39,628 | (plate smashing) | (plate smashing) |
236 | 00:14:41,645 | 00:14:44,145 | Sir, you dropped your chicken. | Sir, you dropped your chicken. |
237 | 00:14:48,045 | 00:14:51,295 | - Hey, is that a Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo poster? | - Hey, is that a Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo poster? |
238 | 00:14:56,998 | 00:14:58,826 | They've got a gig coming up. | They've got a gig coming up. |
239 | 00:14:58,826 | 00:15:00,308 | - [GreenBean] So you like your Yo Yo Yo Yo? | - [GreenBean] So you like your Yo Yo Yo Yo? |
240 | 00:15:00,308 | 00:15:01,459 | - I do. - Nice. | - I do. - Nice. |
241 | 00:15:01,459 | 00:15:04,376 | - Yeah. - They're good, I like that. | - Yeah. - They're good, I like that. |
242 | 00:15:08,004 | 00:15:08,837 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
243 | 00:15:16,222 | 00:15:17,692 | ♪ Man peeing ♪ | ♪ Man peeing ♪ |
244 | 00:15:17,692 | 00:15:20,114 | ♪ Men peeing ♪ ♪ It's out of frame ♪ | ♪ Men peeing ♪ ♪ It's out of frame ♪ |
245 | 00:15:20,114 | 00:15:22,355 | ♪ But you know what you aren't seeing ♪ | ♪ But you know what you aren't seeing ♪ |
246 | 00:15:22,355 | 00:15:24,159 | ♪ Man being ♪ | ♪ Man being ♪ |
247 | 00:15:24,159 | 00:15:27,076 | ♪ And having dicks ♪ | ♪ And having dicks ♪ |
248 | 00:15:30,146 | 00:15:32,874 | - Here on a date? - Yeah, I am. | - Here on a date? - Yeah, I am. |
249 | 00:15:32,874 | 00:15:34,261 | You? - No, no, | You? - No, no, |
250 | 00:15:34,261 | 00:15:37,243 | I prefer dining alone, eating whatever I want | I prefer dining alone, eating whatever I want |
251 | 00:15:37,243 | 00:15:38,227 | whenever I want. | whenever I want. |
252 | 00:15:38,227 | 00:15:40,723 | Some people are such fussy eaters. | Some people are such fussy eaters. |
253 | 00:15:40,723 | 00:15:41,556 | - It's funny. | - It's funny. |
254 | 00:15:41,556 | 00:15:44,045 | My date's actually a vegan. | My date's actually a vegan. |
255 | 00:15:44,045 | 00:15:47,703 | - They are the worst. - I know, right? | - They are the worst. - I know, right? |
256 | 00:15:47,703 | 00:15:49,647 | - So many rules. - Yeah, no meats. | - So many rules. - Yeah, no meats. |
257 | 00:15:49,647 | 00:15:53,897 | - No meat, fish, eggs, dairy, leather, wool, honey. | - No meat, fish, eggs, dairy, leather, wool, honey. |
258 | 00:15:55,010 | 00:15:58,236 | - Yeah, it's crazy. - I mean, sure, | - Yeah, it's crazy. - I mean, sure, |
259 | 00:15:58,236 | 00:16:00,571 | the environmental evidence alone suggests | the environmental evidence alone suggests |
260 | 00:16:00,571 | 00:16:02,653 | we should be significantly reducing, | we should be significantly reducing, |
261 | 00:16:02,653 | 00:16:06,028 | if not completely cutting out our meat, | if not completely cutting out our meat, |
262 | 00:16:06,028 | 00:16:08,383 | but who cares about the environment? | but who cares about the environment? |
263 | 00:16:08,383 | 00:16:10,269 | Fuck the planet. - Fuck the planet, yeah. | Fuck the planet. - Fuck the planet, yeah. |
264 | 00:16:10,269 | 00:16:12,331 | - Fuck it, and you know what they say? | - Fuck it, and you know what they say? |
265 | 00:16:12,331 | 00:16:15,748 | Once you go vegan, you never go un-vegan. | Once you go vegan, you never go un-vegan. |
266 | 00:16:17,289 | 00:16:18,872 | It's like a tattoo. | It's like a tattoo. |
267 | 00:16:19,755 | 00:16:23,755 | I'd run if I was you. - Seriously considering it. | I'd run if I was you. - Seriously considering it. |
268 | 00:16:25,993 | 00:16:28,873 | But on the other hand, she's hot, and I have some meat | But on the other hand, she's hot, and I have some meat |
269 | 00:16:28,873 | 00:16:30,815 | she might like to eat, yeah. | she might like to eat, yeah. |
270 | 00:16:30,815 | 00:16:35,101 | All right, good chat. (laughing) | All right, good chat. (laughing) |
271 | 00:16:35,101 | 00:16:39,184 | - Yes, it did look like quite a substantial meal. | - Yes, it did look like quite a substantial meal. |
272 | 00:16:47,184 | 00:16:50,160 | - I had a really good time tonight. | - I had a really good time tonight. |
273 | 00:16:50,160 | 00:16:51,134 | - Thanks. | - Thanks. |
274 | 00:16:51,134 | 00:16:53,884 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
275 | 00:17:02,941 | 00:17:04,441 | - Shall we? - What? | - Shall we? - What? |
276 | 00:17:10,637 | 00:17:11,637 | Meat breath. | Meat breath. |
277 | 00:17:26,253 | 00:17:28,836 | (solemn music) | (solemn music) |
278 | 00:17:34,624 | 00:17:37,291 | (door knocking) | (door knocking) |
279 | 00:17:41,315 | 00:17:43,683 | - Hey, I was just out for a walk | - Hey, I was just out for a walk |
280 | 00:17:43,683 | 00:17:45,994 | and I saw your light was on. | and I saw your light was on. |
281 | 00:17:45,994 | 00:17:49,363 | I thought I'd swing by. - It's midnight, Matt. | I thought I'd swing by. - It's midnight, Matt. |
282 | 00:17:49,363 | 00:17:50,383 | - Yeah, can I come in? | - Yeah, can I come in? |
283 | 00:17:50,383 | 00:17:52,768 | 'Cause it's quite cold. | 'Cause it's quite cold. |
284 | 00:17:52,768 | 00:17:54,367 | - You were right about online dating. | - You were right about online dating. |
285 | 00:17:54,367 | 00:17:56,608 | I just had the worst date ever. | I just had the worst date ever. |
286 | 00:17:56,608 | 00:17:57,441 | - Oh, no. | - Oh, no. |
287 | 00:17:58,784 | 00:18:00,798 | - I just don't know if I can date-- | - I just don't know if I can date-- |
288 | 00:18:00,798 | 00:18:02,240 | - A meat-eater. | - A meat-eater. |
289 | 00:18:02,240 | 00:18:05,952 | - Yeah, plus he couldn't even get my name right. | - Yeah, plus he couldn't even get my name right. |
290 | 00:18:05,952 | 00:18:09,472 | He called me Immi, and obviously it's... | He called me Immi, and obviously it's... |
291 | 00:18:09,472 | 00:18:13,359 | - [Both] Immi the Vegan, the whole thing. | - [Both] Immi the Vegan, the whole thing. |
292 | 00:18:13,359 | 00:18:16,526 | - Thank you, I'm glad you came around. | - Thank you, I'm glad you came around. |
293 | 00:18:23,024 | 00:18:27,534 | - Would've been nice to have seen you at my poetry event. | - Would've been nice to have seen you at my poetry event. |
294 | 00:18:27,534 | 00:18:28,867 | - You know what? | - You know what? |
295 | 00:18:29,902 | 00:18:33,264 | I should have a vegan potluck to attract vegan men, | I should have a vegan potluck to attract vegan men, |
296 | 00:18:33,264 | 00:18:34,347 | a honey trap. | a honey trap. |
297 | 00:18:35,615 | 00:18:36,448 | No. | No. |
298 | 00:18:38,078 | 00:18:39,728 | An agave syrup trap. | An agave syrup trap. |
299 | 00:18:39,728 | 00:18:42,645 | (depressing music) | (depressing music) |
300 | 00:18:46,384 | 00:18:48,152 | ♪ Eating out ♪ | ♪ Eating out ♪ |
301 | 00:18:48,152 | 00:18:49,672 | ♪ Eating out ♪ | ♪ Eating out ♪ |
302 | 00:18:49,672 | 00:18:52,727 | ♪ Eating out as a vegan ♪ | ♪ Eating out as a vegan ♪ |
303 | 00:18:52,727 | 00:18:56,058 | ♪ Clam chowder, frankfurters, pork, beef bangers ♪ | ♪ Clam chowder, frankfurters, pork, beef bangers ♪ |
304 | 00:18:56,058 | 00:18:56,891 | ♪ No thanks ♪ | ♪ No thanks ♪ |
305 | 00:18:56,891 | 00:18:59,212 | ♪ Uh-uh, no thanks ♪ | ♪ Uh-uh, no thanks ♪ |
306 | 00:18:59,212 | 00:19:00,748 | ♪ But my appetite is big ♪ | ♪ But my appetite is big ♪ |
307 | 00:19:00,748 | 00:19:02,203 | ♪ I'll eat all night if I think ♪ | ♪ I'll eat all night if I think ♪ |
308 | 00:19:02,203 | 00:19:07,101 | ♪ That it's right ♪ | ♪ That it's right ♪ |
309 | 00:19:07,101 | 00:19:11,156 | ♪ Come on, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ | ♪ Come on, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ |
310 | 00:19:11,156 | 00:19:14,982 | ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ | ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ |
311 | 00:19:14,982 | 00:19:18,649 | ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ♪ | ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ♪ |
312 | 00:19:18,649 | 00:19:21,482 | (emotional music) | (emotional music) |
313 | 00:19:40,742 | 00:19:43,283 | - Have you ever tried making your own tofu? | - Have you ever tried making your own tofu? |
314 | 00:19:43,283 | 00:19:47,300 | - No, I haven't tried making my own tofu. | - No, I haven't tried making my own tofu. |
315 | 00:19:47,300 | 00:19:48,930 | Vegans. | Vegans. |
316 | 00:19:48,930 | 00:19:51,057 | (door knocking) | (door knocking) |
317 | 00:19:51,057 | 00:19:52,890 | - A man. - A vegan man. | - A man. - A vegan man. |
318 | 00:19:57,971 | 00:19:59,363 | - Hi. - This is turning | - Hi. - This is turning |
319 | 00:19:59,363 | 00:20:00,788 | into a real clam fest. | into a real clam fest. |
320 | 00:20:00,788 | 00:20:04,291 | What's the vegan equivalent of a clam fest? | What's the vegan equivalent of a clam fest? |
321 | 00:20:04,291 | 00:20:07,380 | (plate banging) | (plate banging) |
322 | 00:20:07,380 | 00:20:08,492 | Are you sure it's vegan? | Are you sure it's vegan? |
323 | 00:20:08,492 | 00:20:11,101 | It looks a little realistic. | It looks a little realistic. |
324 | 00:20:11,101 | 00:20:12,877 | - I brought a list of the ingredients. | - I brought a list of the ingredients. |
325 | 00:20:12,877 | 00:20:16,701 | - Oh, hang on, I brought my vegan scanner. | - Oh, hang on, I brought my vegan scanner. |
326 | 00:20:16,701 | 00:20:19,534 | (machine beeping) | (machine beeping) |
327 | 00:20:24,061 | 00:20:25,478 | - [Machine] Safe. | - [Machine] Safe. |
328 | 00:20:26,655 | 00:20:29,298 | - 'Cause I already had a bite. | - 'Cause I already had a bite. |
329 | 00:20:29,298 | 00:20:32,626 | - Hey, hey. - Oh my God, it's a vegan man. | - Hey, hey. - Oh my God, it's a vegan man. |
330 | 00:20:32,626 | 00:20:34,459 | - [Machine] He's cool. | - [Machine] He's cool. |
331 | 00:20:35,665 | 00:20:36,816 | - Did you make that? | - Did you make that? |
332 | 00:20:36,816 | 00:20:39,041 | - Yeah, I've started baking. | - Yeah, I've started baking. |
333 | 00:20:39,041 | 00:20:40,079 | It's my first attempt. | It's my first attempt. |
334 | 00:20:40,079 | 00:20:42,496 | Dig in, ladies, don't be shy. | Dig in, ladies, don't be shy. |
335 | 00:20:48,089 | 00:20:50,922 | (machine beeping) | (machine beeping) |
336 | 00:20:58,140 | 00:21:01,807 | - [Machine] Warning, only 99.98% vegan. | - [Machine] Warning, only 99.98% vegan. |
337 | 00:21:03,849 | 00:21:05,172 | - Did that scanner just talk? | - Did that scanner just talk? |
338 | 00:21:05,172 | 00:21:06,265 | - Yes. - You brought something | - Yes. - You brought something |
339 | 00:21:06,265 | 00:21:09,509 | that's not vegan. - Yes it is, I made it myself. | that's not vegan. - Yes it is, I made it myself. |
340 | 00:21:09,509 | 00:21:10,662 | - What's in it, scanner? | - What's in it, scanner? |
341 | 00:21:10,662 | 00:21:11,712 | - [Machine] Cochineal. | - [Machine] Cochineal. |
342 | 00:21:11,712 | 00:21:14,379 | (woman gasping) | (woman gasping) |
343 | 00:21:15,810 | 00:21:16,643 | - Cochi-what? | - Cochi-what? |
344 | 00:21:16,643 | 00:21:19,005 | - The red coloring made from beetles. | - The red coloring made from beetles. |
345 | 00:21:19,005 | 00:21:21,566 | What vegan doesn't know that? | What vegan doesn't know that? |
346 | 00:21:21,566 | 00:21:23,047 | - Actually, Matt's not vegan. | - Actually, Matt's not vegan. |
347 | 00:21:23,047 | 00:21:25,728 | (woman gasping) | (woman gasping) |
348 | 00:21:25,728 | 00:21:27,145 | - [Machine] Gasp. | - [Machine] Gasp. |
349 | 00:21:28,591 | 00:21:30,508 | - Well, I'm ve-curious. | - Well, I'm ve-curious. |
350 | 00:21:33,346 | 00:21:35,929 | It's just beetles. - Oh my God. | It's just beetles. - Oh my God. |
351 | 00:21:37,570 | 00:21:39,234 | - [Machine] You are pure evil. | - [Machine] You are pure evil. |
352 | 00:21:39,234 | 00:21:41,996 | You have spilled the blood of the innocent beetle. | You have spilled the blood of the innocent beetle. |
353 | 00:21:41,996 | 00:21:43,079 | You must pay. | You must pay. |
354 | 00:21:43,999 | 00:21:47,263 | Vegans and non-vegans cannot co-exist. | Vegans and non-vegans cannot co-exist. |
355 | 00:21:47,263 | 00:21:49,093 | The great war is coming. | The great war is coming. |
356 | 00:21:49,093 | 00:21:50,607 | - That's it. - If you strike me down, | - That's it. - If you strike me down, |
357 | 00:21:50,607 | 00:21:54,866 | I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. | I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. |
358 | 00:21:54,866 | 00:21:58,303 | ♪ What did a beetle ever do to you ♪ | ♪ What did a beetle ever do to you ♪ |
359 | 00:21:58,303 | 00:22:01,482 | ♪ Why do you hate it so much ♪ | ♪ Why do you hate it so much ♪ |
360 | 00:22:01,482 | 00:22:02,415 | - [Vegan Woman] Oh, yeah, | - [Vegan Woman] Oh, yeah, |
361 | 00:22:02,415 | 00:22:03,909 | I've washed my hands about 10 times. | I've washed my hands about 10 times. |
362 | 00:22:03,909 | 00:22:06,293 | - [Vegan Woman] I know, can still smell it, beetles. | - [Vegan Woman] I know, can still smell it, beetles. |
363 | 00:22:06,293 | 00:22:09,477 | - Oh, good God, those poor beetles. | - Oh, good God, those poor beetles. |
364 | 00:22:09,477 | 00:22:10,980 | - I know. | - I know. |
365 | 00:22:10,980 | 00:22:14,563 | - I think this would be a great opportunity | - I think this would be a great opportunity |
366 | 00:22:15,672 | 00:22:17,801 | for you to practice singing in front of people. | for you to practice singing in front of people. |
367 | 00:22:17,801 | 00:22:19,776 | - I'm not at all prepared. - Yes, you are. | - I'm not at all prepared. - Yes, you are. |
368 | 00:22:19,776 | 00:22:21,761 | I've heard you sing. | I've heard you sing. |
369 | 00:22:21,761 | 00:22:23,506 | - Nah. - If you can't do this | - Nah. - If you can't do this |
370 | 00:22:23,506 | 00:22:25,316 | in front of a few close friends, | in front of a few close friends, |
371 | 00:22:25,316 | 00:22:27,505 | how are you ever going to become the self-made singer, | how are you ever going to become the self-made singer, |
372 | 00:22:27,505 | 00:22:29,064 | songwriter, social media superstar | songwriter, social media superstar |
373 | 00:22:29,064 | 00:22:32,661 | that we both know you're destined to be. | that we both know you're destined to be. |
374 | 00:22:32,661 | 00:22:36,898 | - Okay, I'll play a couple of songs in the background | - Okay, I'll play a couple of songs in the background |
375 | 00:22:36,898 | 00:22:38,049 | but don't make a big deal out of this. | but don't make a big deal out of this. |
376 | 00:22:38,049 | 00:22:39,699 | - Quiet, everyone. - Matt. | - Quiet, everyone. - Matt. |
377 | 00:22:39,699 | 00:22:40,942 | - It's okay, it's okay. | - It's okay, it's okay. |
378 | 00:22:40,942 | 00:22:43,221 | Will you shut the fuck up please? | Will you shut the fuck up please? |
379 | 00:22:43,221 | 00:22:47,304 | Immi the Vegan's about to play some of her songs. | Immi the Vegan's about to play some of her songs. |
380 | 00:22:54,452 | 00:22:55,285 | - Ah. | - Ah. |
381 | 00:22:57,603 | 00:23:00,353 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
382 | 00:23:22,631 | 00:23:24,740 | - Oh, hey, everyone, is this the vegan potluck? | - Oh, hey, everyone, is this the vegan potluck? |
383 | 00:23:24,740 | 00:23:26,386 | - Hi, yes it is. | - Hi, yes it is. |
384 | 00:23:26,386 | 00:23:27,969 | I'm Immi the Vegan. | I'm Immi the Vegan. |
385 | 00:23:27,969 | 00:23:30,636 | - Hi, Sean, Sean the Also Vegan. | - Hi, Sean, Sean the Also Vegan. |
386 | 00:23:31,553 | 00:23:33,742 | - You are? - You are? | - You are? - You are? |
387 | 00:23:33,742 | 00:23:35,214 | - Yeah, I am. | - Yeah, I am. |
388 | 00:23:35,214 | 00:23:36,354 | - Well, that's great, | - Well, that's great, |
389 | 00:23:36,354 | 00:23:39,009 | but Immi the Vegan was just about to play a song actually, | but Immi the Vegan was just about to play a song actually, |
390 | 00:23:39,009 | 00:23:42,401 | so maybe you could take a seat. | so maybe you could take a seat. |
391 | 00:23:42,401 | 00:23:43,982 | - I am so, so sorry. | - I am so, so sorry. |
392 | 00:23:43,982 | 00:23:45,489 | I didn't mean to interrupt anything. | I didn't mean to interrupt anything. |
393 | 00:23:45,489 | 00:23:46,580 | - No, it's fine. | - No, it's fine. |
394 | 00:23:46,580 | 00:23:48,018 | I was feeling nervous anyway. | I was feeling nervous anyway. |
395 | 00:23:48,018 | 00:23:49,455 | - Maybe I could play with ya? | - Maybe I could play with ya? |
396 | 00:23:49,455 | 00:23:52,351 | - I don't think that's a great idea. | - I don't think that's a great idea. |
397 | 00:23:52,351 | 00:23:54,098 | - I don't know many songs. | - I don't know many songs. |
398 | 00:23:54,098 | 00:23:55,251 | - Just play one of your own. | - Just play one of your own. |
399 | 00:23:55,251 | 00:23:57,084 | I'll follow your lead. | I'll follow your lead. |
400 | 00:23:58,293 | 00:23:59,126 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
401 | 00:24:01,285 | 00:24:04,118 | (energetic music) | (energetic music) |
402 | 00:24:09,071 | 00:24:13,062 | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ |
403 | 00:24:13,062 | 00:24:16,885 | ♪ All I want is a vegan man ♪ | ♪ All I want is a vegan man ♪ |
404 | 00:24:16,885 | 00:24:21,109 | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ |
405 | 00:24:21,109 | 00:24:25,426 | ♪ All I want is a vegan man ♪ | ♪ All I want is a vegan man ♪ |
406 | 00:24:25,426 | 00:24:27,462 | ♪ He knows I'm not that into meat ♪ | ♪ He knows I'm not that into meat ♪ |
407 | 00:24:27,462 | 00:24:29,379 | ♪ His cucumber looks just as sweet ♪ | ♪ His cucumber looks just as sweet ♪ |
408 | 00:24:29,379 | 00:24:33,157 | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ |
409 | 00:24:33,157 | 00:24:35,493 | ♪ When he's cooking, he turns up the heat ♪ | ♪ When he's cooking, he turns up the heat ♪ |
410 | 00:24:35,493 | 00:24:37,319 | ♪ He knows the ingredients that I can eat ♪ | ♪ He knows the ingredients that I can eat ♪ |
411 | 00:24:37,319 | 00:24:41,545 | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ |
412 | 00:24:41,545 | 00:24:46,545 | ♪ Maybe I'll meet him at the falafel shop ♪ | ♪ Maybe I'll meet him at the falafel shop ♪ |
413 | 00:24:47,116 | 00:24:49,264 | ♪ No kebabs ♪ | ♪ No kebabs ♪ |
414 | 00:24:49,264 | 00:24:52,866 | ♪ Maybe I'll meet him buying tofu ♪ | ♪ Maybe I'll meet him buying tofu ♪ |
415 | 00:24:52,866 | 00:24:53,699 | - That clicking. | - That clicking. |
416 | 00:24:53,699 | 00:24:55,151 | ♪ A stranger to me ♪ | ♪ A stranger to me ♪ |
417 | 00:24:55,151 | 00:25:00,126 | ♪ Not a friend I'd usually go to ♪ | ♪ Not a friend I'd usually go to ♪ |
418 | 00:25:00,126 | 00:25:01,807 | ♪ Only a man who's anti-meat ♪ | ♪ Only a man who's anti-meat ♪ |
419 | 00:25:01,807 | 00:25:04,281 | ♪ Will sample these delicious treats ♪ | ♪ Will sample these delicious treats ♪ |
420 | 00:25:04,281 | 00:25:05,549 | - No exceptions. | - No exceptions. |
421 | 00:25:05,549 | 00:25:10,549 | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ | ♪ A vegan man, a vegan man ♪ |
422 | 00:25:10,673 | 00:25:13,115 | ♪ (indistinct) ♪ | ♪ (indistinct) ♪ |
423 | 00:25:13,115 | 00:25:18,115 | ♪ Different to the one mentioned in that song ♪ | ♪ Different to the one mentioned in that song ♪ |
424 | 00:25:18,326 | 00:25:20,027 | - Sorry, I thought we were doing a... | - Sorry, I thought we were doing a... |
425 | 00:25:20,027 | 00:25:21,110 | Never mind. | Never mind. |
426 | 00:25:21,110 | 00:25:23,046 | - You're amazing. - You are. | - You're amazing. - You are. |
427 | 00:25:23,046 | 00:25:24,440 | - No, you are. | - No, you are. |
428 | 00:25:24,440 | 00:25:26,167 | - Well, I've always said that you were. | - Well, I've always said that you were. |
429 | 00:25:26,167 | 00:25:28,291 | - You might've heard of my band actually. | - You might've heard of my band actually. |
430 | 00:25:28,291 | 00:25:31,791 | I'm the lead guitarist for Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo. | I'm the lead guitarist for Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo. |
431 | 00:25:33,768 | 00:25:35,268 | - That is so cool. | - That is so cool. |
432 | 00:25:37,741 | 00:25:39,239 | - All right, listen up, everybody. | - All right, listen up, everybody. |
433 | 00:25:39,239 | 00:25:41,428 | I've got an announcement to make. | I've got an announcement to make. |
434 | 00:25:41,428 | 00:25:46,407 | I've thought long and hard and I've come to a decision. | I've thought long and hard and I've come to a decision. |
435 | 00:25:46,407 | 00:25:48,084 | I'm going full vegan. | I'm going full vegan. |
436 | 00:25:48,084 | 00:25:50,834 | (women cheering) | (women cheering) |
437 | 00:25:52,152 | 00:25:53,069 | - Oh, Matt. | - Oh, Matt. |
438 | 00:25:54,381 | 00:25:56,964 | (upbeat music) | (upbeat music) |
439 | 00:26:01,132 | 00:26:03,965 | (energetic music) | (energetic music) |
440 | 00:26:06,215 | 00:26:08,649 | ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ | ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ |
441 | 00:26:08,649 | 00:26:10,731 | ♪ Ee i ee i o ♪ | ♪ Ee i ee i o ♪ |
442 | 00:26:10,731 | 00:26:15,731 | ♪ And on that farm, he had a cabbage ♪ | ♪ And on that farm, he had a cabbage ♪ |
443 | 00:26:17,256 | 00:26:19,399 | ♪ Ee i ee i o ♪ | ♪ Ee i ee i o ♪ |
444 | 00:26:19,399 | 00:26:20,715 | ♪ With a munch, munch here ♪ | ♪ With a munch, munch here ♪ |
445 | 00:26:20,715 | 00:26:22,025 | ♪ And a crunch, crunch there ♪ | ♪ And a crunch, crunch there ♪ |
446 | 00:26:22,025 | 00:26:24,640 | ♪ Coleslaw, sauerkraut, chop suey, (indistinct) ♪ | ♪ Coleslaw, sauerkraut, chop suey, (indistinct) ♪ |
447 | 00:26:24,640 | 00:26:26,956 | ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ | ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ |
448 | 00:26:26,956 | 00:26:29,456 | ♪ Ee i ee i o ♪ | ♪ Ee i ee i o ♪ |
449 | 00:26:31,220 | 00:26:33,163 | What, it's a song. | What, it's a song. |
450 | 00:26:33,163 | 00:26:36,124 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
451 | 00:26:36,124 | 00:26:41,124 | ♪ What is sadness, boy ♪ | ♪ What is sadness, boy ♪ |
452 | 00:26:45,220 | 00:26:50,220 | ♪ But this broken wretch ♪ | ♪ But this broken wretch ♪ |
453 | 00:26:53,573 | 00:26:58,573 | ♪ I'm suspended high above ♪ | ♪ I'm suspended high above ♪ |
454 | 00:27:02,324 | 00:27:05,907 | ♪ Don't look down, my love ♪ | ♪ Don't look down, my love ♪ |
455 | 00:27:16,607 | 00:27:17,984 | ♪ We've gone back in time ♪ | ♪ We've gone back in time ♪ |
456 | 00:27:17,984 | 00:27:19,359 | ♪ Don't be confused ♪ | ♪ Don't be confused ♪ |
457 | 00:27:19,359 | 00:27:20,612 | ♪ We did it on purpose ♪ | ♪ We did it on purpose ♪ |
458 | 00:27:20,612 | 00:27:22,564 | ♪ We can choose what we show you ♪ | ♪ We can choose what we show you ♪ |
459 | 00:27:22,564 | 00:27:25,509 | ♪ In episode one, we showed where Matt works ♪ | ♪ In episode one, we showed where Matt works ♪ |
460 | 00:27:25,509 | 00:27:28,266 | ♪ This is the day after that ♪ | ♪ This is the day after that ♪ |
461 | 00:27:28,266 | 00:27:30,099 | - Matt. - Hi, Prudence. | - Matt. - Hi, Prudence. |
462 | 00:27:32,106 | 00:27:33,268 | Here's my CV. | Here's my CV. |
463 | 00:27:33,268 | 00:27:37,058 | You can call my referee if you'd like but it'll just be you. | You can call my referee if you'd like but it'll just be you. |
464 | 00:27:37,058 | 00:27:38,916 | - Thank you, Matt. | - Thank you, Matt. |
465 | 00:27:38,916 | 00:27:41,460 | The CV was merely a formality but we're all looking forward | The CV was merely a formality but we're all looking forward |
466 | 00:27:41,460 | 00:27:42,886 | to having you move upstairs. | to having you move upstairs. |
467 | 00:27:42,886 | 00:27:45,113 | - Can I practice now? - Absolutely not. | - Can I practice now? - Absolutely not. |
468 | 00:27:45,113 | 00:27:46,280 | - Okay. - Sean. | - Okay. - Sean. |
469 | 00:27:47,792 | 00:27:49,371 | Matt, this is Sean. | Matt, this is Sean. |
470 | 00:27:49,371 | 00:27:51,996 | He is going to be replacing you in the basement. | He is going to be replacing you in the basement. |
471 | 00:27:51,996 | 00:27:53,393 | - Lovely to meet you, Matthew. | - Lovely to meet you, Matthew. |
472 | 00:27:53,393 | 00:27:55,054 | - Don't I know you from somewhere? | - Don't I know you from somewhere? |
473 | 00:27:55,054 | 00:27:56,861 | - No, I don't think so. | - No, I don't think so. |
474 | 00:27:56,861 | 00:27:58,155 | - Matt will show you what to do. | - Matt will show you what to do. |
475 | 00:27:58,155 | 00:28:00,905 | He is a very experienced shelver. | He is a very experienced shelver. |
476 | 00:28:05,950 | 00:28:06,783 | Matt? | Matt? |
477 | 00:28:07,902 | 00:28:10,594 | Don't you have some work to be getting on with? | Don't you have some work to be getting on with? |
478 | 00:28:10,594 | 00:28:14,427 | - Oh, yes, sorry, Prudence, yes, sorry, sorry. | - Oh, yes, sorry, Prudence, yes, sorry, sorry. |
479 | 00:28:17,121 | 00:28:21,905 | - (laughing) Look, I know the front desk position's | - (laughing) Look, I know the front desk position's |
480 | 00:28:21,905 | 00:28:24,460 | been filled already, but just in case, | been filled already, but just in case, |
481 | 00:28:24,460 | 00:28:25,723 | here's a copy of my CV | here's a copy of my CV |
482 | 00:28:25,723 | 00:28:30,390 | and I've left a little something on top for you as well. | and I've left a little something on top for you as well. |
483 | 00:28:31,392 | 00:28:32,225 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
484 | 00:28:32,225 | 00:28:34,975 | (dramatic music) | (dramatic music) |
485 | 00:28:58,682 | 00:29:01,682 | (creature clicking) | (creature clicking) |
486 | 00:29:05,189 | 00:29:08,389 | (door creaking) | (door creaking) |
487 | 00:29:08,389 | 00:29:09,622 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
488 | 00:29:09,622 | 00:29:12,018 | ♪ Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy ♪ | ♪ Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy ♪ |
489 | 00:29:12,018 | 00:29:13,755 | ♪ Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy ♪ | ♪ Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy ♪ |
490 | 00:29:13,755 | 00:29:14,588 | ♪ Speedy ♪ | ♪ Speedy ♪ |
491 | 00:29:14,588 | 00:29:16,597 | - I should have a vegan potluck to attract vegan men. | - I should have a vegan potluck to attract vegan men. |
492 | 00:29:16,597 | 00:29:19,180 | (upbeat music) | (upbeat music) |
493 | 00:29:39,812 | 00:29:42,295 | - Excellent choice, sir, | - Excellent choice, sir, |
494 | 00:29:42,295 | 00:29:45,699 | but have you considered "Blood Red Snow"? | but have you considered "Blood Red Snow"? |
495 | 00:29:45,699 | 00:29:48,250 | A harrowing firsthand account of a sniper | A harrowing firsthand account of a sniper |
496 | 00:29:48,250 | 00:29:50,084 | on the Eastern Front of World War II. | on the Eastern Front of World War II. |
497 | 00:29:50,084 | 00:29:50,917 | - Matt. | - Matt. |
498 | 00:29:54,726 | 00:29:56,684 | - Sorry, Prudence. | - Sorry, Prudence. |
499 | 00:29:56,684 | 00:29:59,351 | I came up here to give you this. | I came up here to give you this. |
500 | 00:30:02,782 | 00:30:05,598 | - That was very unnecessary, Matt. | - That was very unnecessary, Matt. |
501 | 00:30:05,598 | 00:30:09,024 | - Well, I just know how much you love muffins. | - Well, I just know how much you love muffins. |
502 | 00:30:09,024 | 00:30:10,846 | - Cupcakes, Matt. | - Cupcakes, Matt. |
503 | 00:30:10,846 | 00:30:12,179 | I like cupcakes. | I like cupcakes. |
504 | 00:30:13,614 | 00:30:15,596 | - I thought it was the same. | - I thought it was the same. |
505 | 00:30:15,596 | 00:30:20,142 | - Sean, how is everything going in the basement? | - Sean, how is everything going in the basement? |
506 | 00:30:20,142 | 00:30:21,645 | - Great, thank you, | - Great, thank you, |
507 | 00:30:21,645 | 00:30:25,456 | but can you believe that Matt here accidentally ordered | but can you believe that Matt here accidentally ordered |
508 | 00:30:25,456 | 00:30:27,743 | an entire shelf from ascending to descending, | an entire shelf from ascending to descending, |
509 | 00:30:27,743 | 00:30:29,343 | instead of descending to ascending? | instead of descending to ascending? |
510 | 00:30:29,343 | 00:30:32,211 | it's made a mockery of the entire Dewey Decimal System. | it's made a mockery of the entire Dewey Decimal System. |
511 | 00:30:32,211 | 00:30:35,211 | (both men laughing) | (both men laughing) |
512 | 00:30:38,556 | 00:30:41,546 | - That was a test for the training. | - That was a test for the training. |
513 | 00:30:41,546 | 00:30:43,071 | Well done, Sean. | Well done, Sean. |
514 | 00:30:43,071 | 00:30:44,977 | - Well, anyway, I'd better get back to it. | - Well, anyway, I'd better get back to it. |
515 | 00:30:44,977 | 00:30:48,694 | Lots of things to fix down there, and I almost forgot, | Lots of things to fix down there, and I almost forgot, |
516 | 00:30:48,694 | 00:30:50,527 | but these are for you. | but these are for you. |
517 | 00:30:54,134 | 00:30:55,051 | - Cupcakes. | - Cupcakes. |
518 | 00:30:56,566 | 00:30:58,626 | They're my favorite. | They're my favorite. |
519 | 00:30:58,626 | 00:31:01,709 | - Fantastic, anyway, I've gotta dash. | - Fantastic, anyway, I've gotta dash. |
520 | 00:31:04,515 | 00:31:07,765 | - I really thought this would come off. | - I really thought this would come off. |
521 | 00:31:10,066 | 00:31:12,242 | Hey, hey. - It's a vegan man. | Hey, hey. - It's a vegan man. |
522 | 00:31:12,242 | 00:31:13,731 | - Actually, Matt's not vegan. | - Actually, Matt's not vegan. |
523 | 00:31:13,731 | 00:31:14,735 | (woman gasping) | (woman gasping) |
524 | 00:31:14,735 | 00:31:15,568 | - [Machine] Gasp. | - [Machine] Gasp. |
525 | 00:31:15,568 | 00:31:17,493 | ♪ Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy ♪ | ♪ Speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy ♪ |
526 | 00:31:17,493 | 00:31:18,690 | ♪ Speedy, speedy ♪ | ♪ Speedy, speedy ♪ |
527 | 00:31:18,690 | 00:31:21,124 | - All right, listen up, everybody. | - All right, listen up, everybody. |
528 | 00:31:21,124 | 00:31:22,818 | I'm going full vegan. | I'm going full vegan. |
529 | 00:31:22,818 | 00:31:27,592 | (woman cheering) ♪ It's a good day to get out of bed ♪ | (woman cheering) ♪ It's a good day to get out of bed ♪ |
530 | 00:31:27,592 | 00:31:29,440 | ♪ It's a good day to put on your socks ♪ | ♪ It's a good day to put on your socks ♪ |
531 | 00:31:29,440 | 00:31:33,262 | ♪ And get on your shoes ♪ | ♪ And get on your shoes ♪ |
532 | 00:31:33,262 | 00:31:35,809 | ♪ It's a good time to be alive ♪ ♪ The sun is shining ♪ | ♪ It's a good time to be alive ♪ ♪ The sun is shining ♪ |
533 | 00:31:35,809 | 00:31:40,043 | ♪ It's heating up the world and it's warming up you too ♪ | ♪ It's heating up the world and it's warming up you too ♪ |
534 | 00:31:40,043 | 00:31:42,775 | ♪ You have everything you need right here ♪ | ♪ You have everything you need right here ♪ |
535 | 00:31:42,775 | 00:31:43,628 | ♪ Right now ♪ | ♪ Right now ♪ |
536 | 00:31:43,628 | 00:31:47,257 | ♪ You have everything you need right there in your fridge ♪ | ♪ You have everything you need right there in your fridge ♪ |
537 | 00:31:47,257 | 00:31:51,067 | ♪ You have apples and carrots, capsicum and coconuts ♪ | ♪ You have apples and carrots, capsicum and coconuts ♪ |
538 | 00:31:51,067 | 00:31:54,464 | ♪ You have blueberries and broad beans, tofu and broccoli ♪ | ♪ You have blueberries and broad beans, tofu and broccoli ♪ |
539 | 00:31:54,464 | 00:31:55,827 | Are you veganing at me? | Are you veganing at me? |
540 | 00:31:55,827 | 00:31:58,294 | Are you veganing at me? | Are you veganing at me? |
541 | 00:31:58,294 | 00:31:59,592 | ♪ You have those packets of rice ♪ | ♪ You have those packets of rice ♪ |
542 | 00:31:59,592 | 00:32:01,419 | ♪ You just heat up in the microwave ♪ | ♪ You just heat up in the microwave ♪ |
543 | 00:32:01,419 | 00:32:05,140 | Well, who the hell else are you veganing at? | Well, who the hell else are you veganing at? |
544 | 00:32:05,140 | 00:32:08,807 | (Matt imitates gun banging) | (Matt imitates gun banging) |
545 | 00:32:10,405 | 00:32:12,822 | - Hot dogs, get your hot dog. | - Hot dogs, get your hot dog. |
546 | 00:32:14,727 | 00:32:16,583 | Hot dogs here. | Hot dogs here. |
547 | 00:32:16,583 | 00:32:18,439 | What about you, sir? | What about you, sir? |
548 | 00:32:18,439 | 00:32:22,468 | You look like you could do with a nice, tasty, | You look like you could do with a nice, tasty, |
549 | 00:32:22,468 | 00:32:24,468 | meaty hot dog? | meaty hot dog? |
550 | 00:32:24,468 | 00:32:26,823 | We've got all kinds of hot dogs. | We've got all kinds of hot dogs. |
551 | 00:32:26,823 | 00:32:28,359 | We've got chicken hot dogs. | We've got chicken hot dogs. |
552 | 00:32:28,359 | 00:32:29,235 | We've got pork hot dogs. | We've got pork hot dogs. |
553 | 00:32:29,235 | 00:32:31,485 | We've got venison hot dogs. | We've got venison hot dogs. |
554 | 00:32:33,184 | 00:32:35,824 | First one's on the house. | First one's on the house. |
555 | 00:32:35,824 | 00:32:38,982 | Fundraising to save the animals. | Fundraising to save the animals. |
556 | 00:32:38,982 | 00:32:41,732 | (dramatic music) | (dramatic music) |
557 | 00:33:16,856 | 00:33:17,689 | - Matt? | - Matt? |
558 | 00:33:24,614 | 00:33:25,652 | You know what today is right? | You know what today is right? |
559 | 00:33:25,652 | 00:33:26,688 | - Eggs. | - Eggs. |
560 | 00:33:26,688 | 00:33:27,521 | What? | What? |
561 | 00:33:27,521 | 00:33:29,049 | - It's your one month vegan anniversary. | - It's your one month vegan anniversary. |
562 | 00:33:29,049 | 00:33:29,882 | It's amazing. | It's amazing. |
563 | 00:33:29,882 | 00:33:31,112 | I'll throw you a party. | I'll throw you a party. |
564 | 00:33:31,112 | 00:33:34,415 | - Oh, you don't need to do that. How about just dinner? | - Oh, you don't need to do that. How about just dinner? |
565 | 00:33:34,415 | 00:33:36,125 | Just you and me, like a date? | Just you and me, like a date? |
566 | 00:33:36,125 | 00:33:38,239 | - Have it at my house, it'll be great. | - Have it at my house, it'll be great. |
567 | 00:33:38,239 | 00:33:41,520 | We'll have vegan chicken nuggets, vegan fish fingers, | We'll have vegan chicken nuggets, vegan fish fingers, |
568 | 00:33:41,520 | 00:33:43,708 | burgers with vegan beef patties. | burgers with vegan beef patties. |
569 | 00:33:43,708 | 00:33:45,791 | - Sounds good, excuse me. | - Sounds good, excuse me. |
570 | 00:33:48,853 | 00:33:51,436 | (Matt panting) | (Matt panting) |
571 | 00:33:53,771 | 00:33:56,044 | "When the temptation is strong, | "When the temptation is strong, |
572 | 00:33:56,044 | 00:33:58,410 | "focus on the thought of tofu." | "focus on the thought of tofu." |
573 | 00:33:58,410 | 00:34:01,993 | Tofu, boiled tofu, mashed tofu, fried tofu. | Tofu, boiled tofu, mashed tofu, fried tofu. |
574 | 00:34:03,628 | 00:34:04,858 | Why isn't this working? | Why isn't this working? |
575 | 00:34:04,858 | 00:34:06,775 | Why isn't this working? | Why isn't this working? |
576 | 00:34:08,715 | 00:34:10,585 | It's not what it looks like. | It's not what it looks like. |
577 | 00:34:10,585 | 00:34:11,585 | I'm a vegan. | I'm a vegan. |
578 | 00:34:13,579 | 00:34:17,246 | Hello, my name's Matt, and I'm a meat-eater. | Hello, my name's Matt, and I'm a meat-eater. |
579 | 00:34:18,183 | 00:34:20,016 | - [Group] Hello, Matt. | - [Group] Hello, Matt. |
580 | 00:34:21,243 | 00:34:25,884 | - I've been off the animal products for 30 days now, | - I've been off the animal products for 30 days now, |
581 | 00:34:25,884 | 00:34:29,256 | but to be honest, it's not going that well. | but to be honest, it's not going that well. |
582 | 00:34:29,256 | 00:34:31,964 | Every day is a struggle. | Every day is a struggle. |
583 | 00:34:31,964 | 00:34:34,797 | I find my mind drifting back to... | I find my mind drifting back to... |
584 | 00:34:35,943 | 00:34:38,276 | - It's okay, Matt, carry on. | - It's okay, Matt, carry on. |
585 | 00:34:41,496 | 00:34:45,224 | - I do everything it says in "Managing Your Meat." | - I do everything it says in "Managing Your Meat." |
586 | 00:34:45,224 | 00:34:46,641 | I visualize tofu. | I visualize tofu. |
587 | 00:34:47,821 | 00:34:52,648 | I think of the harm that I've caused all the cows and sheep. | I think of the harm that I've caused all the cows and sheep. |
588 | 00:34:52,648 | 00:34:57,231 | When I feel like KFC, I call my sponsor, but it's hard. | When I feel like KFC, I call my sponsor, but it's hard. |
589 | 00:34:58,089 | 00:34:59,590 | (emotional music) | (emotional music) |
590 | 00:34:59,590 | 00:35:01,632 | It's really hard. | It's really hard. |
591 | 00:35:01,632 | 00:35:04,817 | - Thanks for sharing, take a seat. | - Thanks for sharing, take a seat. |
592 | 00:35:04,817 | 00:35:05,758 | - I'm sorry, Matt, | - I'm sorry, Matt, |
593 | 00:35:05,758 | 00:35:09,823 | but we have given the job to somebody else. | but we have given the job to somebody else. |
594 | 00:35:09,823 | 00:35:11,265 | - What? | - What? |
595 | 00:35:11,265 | 00:35:15,199 | - There was just somebody better suited for the position, | - There was just somebody better suited for the position, |
596 | 00:35:15,199 | 00:35:18,616 | someone with customer service experience. | someone with customer service experience. |
597 | 00:35:20,044 | 00:35:22,794 | (dramatic music) | (dramatic music) |
598 | 00:35:24,942 | 00:35:26,494 | - And I know it's against the rules | - And I know it's against the rules |
599 | 00:35:26,494 | 00:35:29,726 | but I have a really great World War II book to recommend, | but I have a really great World War II book to recommend, |
600 | 00:35:29,726 | 00:35:32,859 | really dives into the nitty gritty of the Eastern Front, | really dives into the nitty gritty of the Eastern Front, |
601 | 00:35:32,859 | 00:35:33,692 | but don't tell anyone. | but don't tell anyone. |
602 | 00:35:33,692 | 00:35:35,442 | It can be our secret. | It can be our secret. |
603 | 00:35:41,561 | 00:35:44,144 | (solemn music) | (solemn music) |
604 | 00:36:01,773 | 00:36:04,273 | (Matt crying) | (Matt crying) |
605 | 00:36:14,218 | 00:36:18,005 | (creature clicking) | (creature clicking) |
606 | 00:36:18,005 | 00:36:20,922 | (mysterious music) | (mysterious music) |
607 | 00:36:22,037 | 00:36:24,278 | - You're not real. | - You're not real. |
608 | 00:36:24,278 | 00:36:26,424 | You're just a manifestation of my insecurities | You're just a manifestation of my insecurities |
609 | 00:36:26,424 | 00:36:28,003 | about vegan expectation | about vegan expectation |
610 | 00:36:28,003 | 00:36:29,769 | and the crippling anxiety brought about | and the crippling anxiety brought about |
611 | 00:36:29,769 | 00:36:34,436 | by being clicked off stage during my poetry performance. | by being clicked off stage during my poetry performance. |
612 | 00:36:40,816 | 00:36:43,483 | No. (screaming) | No. (screaming) |
613 | 00:37:10,033 | 00:37:14,870 | ♪ Matt, Matty Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt ♪ | ♪ Matt, Matty Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt ♪ |
614 | 00:37:14,870 | 00:37:16,965 | ♪ I worked in the library ♪ | ♪ I worked in the library ♪ |
615 | 00:37:16,965 | 00:37:18,885 | ♪ It seemed weirdly unrelated ♪ | ♪ It seemed weirdly unrelated ♪ |
616 | 00:37:18,885 | 00:37:20,868 | ♪ Then I fought the monster ♪ | ♪ Then I fought the monster ♪ |
617 | 00:37:20,868 | 00:37:23,503 | ♪ It was living in the basement ♪ | ♪ It was living in the basement ♪ |
618 | 00:37:23,503 | 00:37:25,330 | ♪ Muffins and cupcakes ♪ | ♪ Muffins and cupcakes ♪ |
619 | 00:37:25,330 | 00:37:27,428 | ♪ You can see my frustration ♪ | ♪ You can see my frustration ♪ |
620 | 00:37:27,428 | 00:37:29,139 | ♪ I lost my dream job ♪ | ♪ I lost my dream job ♪ |
621 | 00:37:29,139 | 00:37:32,056 | ♪ I spent the day ♪ | ♪ I spent the day ♪ |
622 | 00:37:33,263 | 00:37:35,680 | I just realized I can't sing. | I just realized I can't sing. |
623 | 00:37:43,860 | 00:37:46,360 | (eerie music) | (eerie music) |
624 | 00:38:02,508 | 00:38:04,194 | (door creaking) | (door creaking) |
625 | 00:38:04,194 | 00:38:06,777 | (upbeat music) | (upbeat music) |
626 | 00:38:13,010 | 00:38:13,843 | - Matt. | - Matt. |
627 | 00:38:15,192 | 00:38:18,123 | - [Group] Happy veganniversary. | - [Group] Happy veganniversary. |
628 | 00:38:18,123 | 00:38:20,539 | (group cheering) | (group cheering) |
629 | 00:38:20,539 | 00:38:22,956 | - Okay, all right, yay, okay. | - Okay, all right, yay, okay. |
630 | 00:38:24,490 | 00:38:29,082 | - I thought you weren't going to make it to your own party. | - I thought you weren't going to make it to your own party. |
631 | 00:38:29,082 | 00:38:33,249 | - Here I am, wouldn't miss it for the world, okay. | - Here I am, wouldn't miss it for the world, okay. |
632 | 00:38:34,168 | 00:38:35,918 | - Okay, go celebrate. | - Okay, go celebrate. |
633 | 00:38:37,400 | 00:38:40,233 | (emotional music) | (emotional music) |
634 | 00:38:58,918 | 00:39:01,835 | (group chattering) | (group chattering) |
635 | 00:39:06,423 | 00:39:09,256 | (fruit crunching) | (fruit crunching) |
636 | 00:39:13,779 | 00:39:16,196 | - Sean? - Matthew, guess what? | - Sean? - Matthew, guess what? |
637 | 00:39:17,235 | 00:39:19,202 | - What? - Immi the Vegan | - What? - Immi the Vegan |
638 | 00:39:19,202 | 00:39:22,262 | is going to be opening for the next Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo gig. | is going to be opening for the next Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo gig. |
639 | 00:39:22,262 | 00:39:24,246 | - What? - She's opening for us | - What? - She's opening for us |
640 | 00:39:24,246 | 00:39:26,021 | and I'm going to help her rehearse. | and I'm going to help her rehearse. |
641 | 00:39:26,021 | 00:39:31,021 | I've got some great exercises to help warm up her throat. | I've got some great exercises to help warm up her throat. |
642 | 00:39:31,023 | 00:39:33,690 | (Matt laughing) | (Matt laughing) |
643 | 00:39:37,162 | 00:39:39,912 | (group laughing) | (group laughing) |
644 | 00:39:53,507 | 00:39:56,036 | ♪ It's such a sad meal ♪ | ♪ It's such a sad meal ♪ |
645 | 00:39:56,036 | 00:39:57,252 | ♪ Deep in your bowl ♪ | ♪ Deep in your bowl ♪ |
646 | 00:39:57,252 | 00:39:59,620 | ♪ A kind of pale grew ♪ | ♪ A kind of pale grew ♪ |
647 | 00:39:59,620 | 00:40:00,973 | ♪ Barely nothing at all ♪ | ♪ Barely nothing at all ♪ |
648 | 00:40:00,973 | 00:40:03,143 | ♪ Within your bowl ♪ | ♪ Within your bowl ♪ |
649 | 00:40:03,143 | 00:40:07,817 | ♪ I'll place lentils within your bowl ♪ | ♪ I'll place lentils within your bowl ♪ |
650 | 00:40:07,817 | 00:40:08,953 | (group laughing) | (group laughing) |
651 | 00:40:08,953 | 00:40:11,771 | ♪ It's such a bad taste ♪ | ♪ It's such a bad taste ♪ |
652 | 00:40:11,771 | 00:40:13,720 | ♪ Caught in your teeth ♪ | ♪ Caught in your teeth ♪ |
653 | 00:40:13,720 | 00:40:15,469 | ♪ Swallow it down ♪ | ♪ Swallow it down ♪ |
654 | 00:40:15,469 | 00:40:16,880 | ♪ Pretending it's beef ♪ | ♪ Pretending it's beef ♪ |
655 | 00:40:16,880 | 00:40:18,765 | ♪ Within your mouth ♪ | ♪ Within your mouth ♪ |
656 | 00:40:18,765 | 00:40:23,765 | ♪ I'll place lentils within your mouth ♪ | ♪ I'll place lentils within your mouth ♪ |
657 | 00:40:24,671 | 00:40:26,736 | ♪ And as the taste improves ♪ | ♪ And as the taste improves ♪ |
658 | 00:40:26,736 | 00:40:29,008 | ♪ It tastes less like goo ♪ | ♪ It tastes less like goo ♪ |
659 | 00:40:29,008 | 00:40:30,666 | ♪ Every thought is gone ♪ | ♪ Every thought is gone ♪ |
660 | 00:40:30,666 | 00:40:35,273 | ♪ Of the meals you like to eat ♪ | ♪ Of the meals you like to eat ♪ |
661 | 00:40:35,273 | 00:40:39,058 | ♪ And I'll be there for you ♪ | ♪ And I'll be there for you ♪ |
662 | 00:40:39,058 | 00:40:44,058 | ♪ There's no more meat around ♪ | ♪ There's no more meat around ♪ |
663 | 00:40:46,671 | 00:40:51,671 | ♪ There's no more meat around ♪ | ♪ There's no more meat around ♪ |
664 | 00:40:54,752 | 00:40:58,585 | ♪ There's no more meat around ♪ | ♪ There's no more meat around ♪ |
665 | 00:41:04,110 | 00:41:06,693 | (Matt panting) | (Matt panting) |
666 | 00:41:10,659 | 00:41:13,909 | - [Sean] (indistinct). | - [Sean] (indistinct). |
667 | 00:41:15,462 | 00:41:17,545 | Sean, what are you doing? | Sean, what are you doing? |
668 | 00:41:19,765 | 00:41:23,598 | You're sharing your celery with another woman. | You're sharing your celery with another woman. |
669 | 00:41:25,205 | 00:41:27,872 | (Sean clicking) | (Sean clicking) |
670 | 00:41:30,662 | 00:41:32,412 | - You're the clicker. | - You're the clicker. |
671 | 00:41:33,842 | 00:41:35,384 | You're the clicker? | You're the clicker? |
672 | 00:41:35,384 | 00:41:36,564 | - That's right, Matthew. | - That's right, Matthew. |
673 | 00:41:36,564 | 00:41:40,465 | I am, and if you tell Inni the Vegan about any of this, | I am, and if you tell Inni the Vegan about any of this, |
674 | 00:41:40,465 | 00:41:42,897 | I'll make sure you lose your precious shelving job. | I'll make sure you lose your precious shelving job. |
675 | 00:41:42,897 | 00:41:46,703 | - (gasping) You're a bad vegan. | - (gasping) You're a bad vegan. |
676 | 00:41:46,703 | 00:41:51,703 | - Well, at least I'm a real vegan, Matthew. (clicking) | - Well, at least I'm a real vegan, Matthew. (clicking) |
677 | 00:41:57,310 | 00:41:59,893 | (door banging) | (door banging) |
678 | 00:42:17,387 | 00:42:18,220 | (door knocking) | (door knocking) |
679 | 00:42:18,220 | 00:42:20,303 | - Matt, are you in there? | - Matt, are you in there? |
680 | 00:42:25,117 | 00:42:29,058 | What's that smell? - Nothing, just shitting. | What's that smell? - Nothing, just shitting. |
681 | 00:42:29,058 | 00:42:31,191 | (energetic music) | (energetic music) |
682 | 00:42:31,191 | 00:42:34,314 | (air freshener spraying) | (air freshener spraying) |
683 | 00:42:34,314 | 00:42:36,252 | - Are you okay? | - Are you okay? |
684 | 00:42:36,252 | 00:42:39,085 | (toilet flushing) | (toilet flushing) |
685 | 00:42:47,217 | 00:42:49,384 | Matt, where are you going? | Matt, where are you going? |
686 | 00:42:51,009 | 00:42:53,842 | (emotional music) | (emotional music) |
687 | 00:42:59,551 | 00:43:01,551 | Hey, why'd you run away? | Hey, why'd you run away? |
688 | 00:43:03,583 | 00:43:06,980 | Wow, you chose a really cinematic spot. | Wow, you chose a really cinematic spot. |
689 | 00:43:06,980 | 00:43:09,830 | - I just come here when I'm sad, Immi the Vegan. | - I just come here when I'm sad, Immi the Vegan. |
690 | 00:43:09,830 | 00:43:12,372 | I don't think in terms of production value. | I don't think in terms of production value. |
691 | 00:43:12,372 | 00:43:14,127 | - Why are you sad? | - Why are you sad? |
692 | 00:43:14,127 | 00:43:17,651 | - Because you chose Sean over me, that arrogant, slimy fuck. | - Because you chose Sean over me, that arrogant, slimy fuck. |
693 | 00:43:17,651 | 00:43:20,068 | - Over you, what do you mean? | - Over you, what do you mean? |
694 | 00:43:21,729 | 00:43:24,673 | - I just saw him sharing celery with another woman. | - I just saw him sharing celery with another woman. |
695 | 00:43:24,673 | 00:43:26,068 | - Sean would never share celery. | - Sean would never share celery. |
696 | 00:43:26,068 | 00:43:27,136 | That's an awful thing to say. | That's an awful thing to say. |
697 | 00:43:27,136 | 00:43:28,945 | - He's also the one who's been ironically clicking me | - He's also the one who's been ironically clicking me |
698 | 00:43:28,945 | 00:43:31,028 | off stage at slam poetry. | off stage at slam poetry. |
699 | 00:43:32,128 | 00:43:34,705 | - Are you angry because he got the promotion over you? | - Are you angry because he got the promotion over you? |
700 | 00:43:34,705 | 00:43:37,200 | - Muffins and cupcakes are basically the same thing. | - Muffins and cupcakes are basically the same thing. |
701 | 00:43:37,200 | 00:43:38,784 | There's pretty much no difference. | There's pretty much no difference. |
702 | 00:43:38,784 | 00:43:42,618 | - Actually, there is quite a big difference. | - Actually, there is quite a big difference. |
703 | 00:43:42,618 | 00:43:44,704 | Is that a meat kebab? | Is that a meat kebab? |
704 | 00:43:44,704 | 00:43:46,650 | - Yes, it's a meat kebab. | - Yes, it's a meat kebab. |
705 | 00:43:46,650 | 00:43:47,855 | I've been eating meat. | I've been eating meat. |
706 | 00:43:47,855 | 00:43:50,258 | Meat is yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. | Meat is yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. |
707 | 00:43:50,258 | 00:43:51,520 | it's not a crime. | it's not a crime. |
708 | 00:43:51,520 | 00:43:53,020 | Ah, what the fuck? | Ah, what the fuck? |
709 | 00:43:53,886 | 00:43:55,996 | - I just threw this huge party for you. | - I just threw this huge party for you. |
710 | 00:43:55,996 | 00:43:57,452 | Now you've ruined everything. | Now you've ruined everything. |
711 | 00:43:57,452 | 00:43:59,991 | - Yeah, that kebab cost seven bucks. | - Yeah, that kebab cost seven bucks. |
712 | 00:43:59,991 | 00:44:03,324 | - I'll pay you back when I'm less angry. | - I'll pay you back when I'm less angry. |
713 | 00:44:06,348 | 00:44:09,795 | ♪ Matt, you ate a meat kebab ♪ | ♪ Matt, you ate a meat kebab ♪ |
714 | 00:44:09,795 | 00:44:13,131 | ♪ Ruining the best friendship I've ever had ♪ | ♪ Ruining the best friendship I've ever had ♪ |
715 | 00:44:13,131 | 00:44:15,638 | ♪ I thought we were in this together ♪ | ♪ I thought we were in this together ♪ |
716 | 00:44:15,638 | 00:44:19,222 | ♪ Throwing up the vegan sign forever ♪ | ♪ Throwing up the vegan sign forever ♪ |
717 | 00:44:19,222 | 00:44:20,839 | Maybe we could've had... | Maybe we could've had... |
718 | 00:44:20,839 | 00:44:23,306 | ♪ Something more ♪ | ♪ Something more ♪ |
719 | 00:44:23,306 | 00:44:26,382 | ♪ Something, something more ♪ | ♪ Something, something more ♪ |
720 | 00:44:26,382 | 00:44:29,664 | ♪ I've been such a stupid fool ♪ | ♪ I've been such a stupid fool ♪ |
721 | 00:44:29,664 | 00:44:32,879 | ♪ She's just not that into me ♪ | ♪ She's just not that into me ♪ |
722 | 00:44:32,879 | 00:44:37,879 | ♪ She didn't even notice my severe head injury ♪ | ♪ She didn't even notice my severe head injury ♪ |
723 | 00:44:38,420 | 00:44:40,707 | - Ouch, and I just wanted... | - Ouch, and I just wanted... |
724 | 00:44:40,707 | 00:44:43,041 | ♪ Something more ♪ | ♪ Something more ♪ |
725 | 00:44:43,041 | 00:44:45,043 | ♪ Something, something more ♪ | ♪ Something, something more ♪ |
726 | 00:44:45,043 | 00:44:46,929 | ♪ So what, I'm not vegan ♪ | ♪ So what, I'm not vegan ♪ |
727 | 00:44:46,929 | 00:44:48,528 | ♪ You're not vegan ♪ | ♪ You're not vegan ♪ |
728 | 00:44:48,528 | 00:44:50,225 | ♪ So we see things differently ♪ | ♪ So we see things differently ♪ |
729 | 00:44:50,225 | 00:44:51,767 | ♪ But we are what we eat ♪ | ♪ But we are what we eat ♪ |
730 | 00:44:51,767 | 00:44:53,069 | ♪ Does this mean it's not meant to be ♪ | ♪ Does this mean it's not meant to be ♪ |
731 | 00:44:53,069 | 00:44:54,867 | ♪ I don't know what I'm feeling ♪ | ♪ I don't know what I'm feeling ♪ |
732 | 00:44:54,867 | 00:44:56,957 | ♪ Can't you just accept me for me ♪ | ♪ Can't you just accept me for me ♪ |
733 | 00:44:56,957 | 00:44:59,516 | ♪ Did you lie about the celery ♪ | ♪ Did you lie about the celery ♪ |
734 | 00:44:59,516 | 00:45:01,811 | - Maybe we could have had... | - Maybe we could have had... |
735 | 00:45:01,811 | 00:45:04,243 | ♪ Something more ♪ | ♪ Something more ♪ |
736 | 00:45:04,243 | 00:45:07,910 | ♪ Something, something more ♪ | ♪ Something, something more ♪ |
737 | 00:45:14,591 | 00:45:17,235 | ♪ When you throw your friends a party ♪ | ♪ When you throw your friends a party ♪ |
738 | 00:45:17,235 | 00:45:19,795 | ♪ And they show up really late ♪ | ♪ And they show up really late ♪ |
739 | 00:45:19,795 | 00:45:22,287 | ♪ And they see the food you made them ♪ | ♪ And they see the food you made them ♪ |
740 | 00:45:22,287 | 00:45:24,861 | ♪ And they chuck up on their plate ♪ | ♪ And they chuck up on their plate ♪ |
741 | 00:45:24,861 | 00:45:29,658 | ♪ 'Cause they don't like your vegan food ♪ | ♪ 'Cause they don't like your vegan food ♪ |
742 | 00:45:29,658 | 00:45:34,511 | ♪ No, they don't like your vegan food ♪ | ♪ No, they don't like your vegan food ♪ |
743 | 00:45:34,511 | 00:45:38,850 | ♪ They don't know that they're being rude ♪ | ♪ They don't know that they're being rude ♪ |
744 | 00:45:38,850 | 00:45:40,405 | ♪ When they tell you they personally can't stand ♪ | ♪ When they tell you they personally can't stand ♪ |
745 | 00:45:40,405 | 00:45:41,631 | ♪ What's (indistinct) ♪ | ♪ What's (indistinct) ♪ |
746 | 00:45:41,631 | 00:45:43,090 | ♪ But settle for hiding in your cat's litter box ♪ | ♪ But settle for hiding in your cat's litter box ♪ |
747 | 00:45:43,090 | 00:45:45,923 | ♪ Your vegan food ♪ | ♪ Your vegan food ♪ |
748 | 00:45:55,379 | 00:45:56,962 | Hey, Sean, it's me. | Hey, Sean, it's me. |
749 | 00:45:58,495 | 00:45:59,328 | Hey, where are you? | Hey, where are you? |
750 | 00:45:59,328 | 00:46:01,340 | I thought that we were going to be rehearsing today. | I thought that we were going to be rehearsing today. |
751 | 00:46:01,340 | 00:46:03,087 | I'm kind of nervous. | I'm kind of nervous. |
752 | 00:46:03,087 | 00:46:05,203 | Anyway, please call me. | Anyway, please call me. |
753 | 00:46:05,203 | 00:46:07,924 | (upbeat music) | (upbeat music) |
754 | 00:46:07,924 | 00:46:09,591 | It's Immi the Vegan. | It's Immi the Vegan. |
755 | 00:46:13,929 | 00:46:16,363 | Scanner, should I be worried? | Scanner, should I be worried? |
756 | 00:46:16,363 | 00:46:19,987 | - [Machine] He's vegan, therefore entirely trustworthy. | - [Machine] He's vegan, therefore entirely trustworthy. |
757 | 00:46:19,987 | 00:46:21,987 | - That's what I thought. | - That's what I thought. |
758 | 00:46:23,360 | 00:46:24,943 | - [Machine] Danger. | - [Machine] Danger. |
759 | 00:46:26,608 | 00:46:27,441 | - Oh, no. | - Oh, no. |
760 | 00:46:29,468 | 00:46:32,217 | ♪ Facing your monster ♪ | ♪ Facing your monster ♪ |
761 | 00:46:32,217 | 00:46:35,920 | ♪ Or your MEA sponsor ♪ | ♪ Or your MEA sponsor ♪ |
762 | 00:46:35,920 | 00:46:38,749 | ♪ It's only hallucination ♪ | ♪ It's only hallucination ♪ |
763 | 00:46:38,749 | 00:46:41,885 | ♪ Unless you give into temptation ♪ | ♪ Unless you give into temptation ♪ |
764 | 00:46:41,885 | 00:46:44,607 | ♪ Unless you give into temptation ♪ | ♪ Unless you give into temptation ♪ |
765 | 00:46:44,607 | 00:46:48,774 | ♪ Unless you give into temptation ♪ | ♪ Unless you give into temptation ♪ |
766 | 00:46:52,061 | 00:46:55,144 | - Okay, Matt, pull yourself together. | - Okay, Matt, pull yourself together. |
767 | 00:46:56,272 | 00:47:00,591 | Only eight hours in this dimly lit, poorly ventilated room | Only eight hours in this dimly lit, poorly ventilated room |
768 | 00:47:00,591 | 00:47:03,178 | with a vicious monster. | with a vicious monster. |
769 | 00:47:03,178 | 00:47:04,605 | Nobody likes their job. | Nobody likes their job. |
770 | 00:47:04,605 | 00:47:07,232 | (creature clicking) | (creature clicking) |
771 | 00:47:07,232 | 00:47:10,065 | Sean, what are you doing down here | Sean, what are you doing down here |
772 | 00:47:11,023 | 00:47:12,864 | and who's on the front desk? | and who's on the front desk? |
773 | 00:47:12,864 | 00:47:15,614 | (dramatic music) | (dramatic music) |
774 | 00:47:16,893 | 00:47:18,030 | It's the monster. | It's the monster. |
775 | 00:47:18,030 | 00:47:19,280 | Sean, look out. | Sean, look out. |
776 | 00:47:31,284 | 00:47:33,951 | (books banging) | (books banging) |
777 | 00:47:42,744 | 00:47:44,324 | There's a monster in the basement | There's a monster in the basement |
778 | 00:47:44,324 | 00:47:45,866 | and Sean's been feeding it. | and Sean's been feeding it. |
779 | 00:47:45,866 | 00:47:46,699 | - Yes? | - Yes? |
780 | 00:47:48,962 | 00:47:51,795 | - You knew about this? - Of course. | - You knew about this? - Of course. |
781 | 00:47:56,629 | 00:47:58,242 | - I quit. | - I quit. |
782 | 00:47:58,242 | 00:48:01,557 | ♪ I still love you ♪ | ♪ I still love you ♪ |
783 | 00:48:01,557 | 00:48:06,094 | ♪ Always love you ♪ | ♪ Always love you ♪ |
784 | 00:48:06,094 | 00:48:10,344 | ♪ Though you don't know how I feel ♪ | ♪ Though you don't know how I feel ♪ |
785 | 00:48:12,059 | 00:48:14,059 | - Matt. - Immi the Vegan. | - Matt. - Immi the Vegan. |
786 | 00:48:15,583 | 00:48:18,378 | - How are you? - I just quit my job. | - How are you? - I just quit my job. |
787 | 00:48:18,378 | 00:48:19,211 | - How come? | - How come? |
788 | 00:48:19,211 | 00:48:22,074 | - There was a monster living in the basement. | - There was a monster living in the basement. |
789 | 00:48:22,074 | 00:48:24,698 | How's the music going? - I've got that gig tonight, | How's the music going? - I've got that gig tonight, |
790 | 00:48:24,698 | 00:48:29,615 | you know, with Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo, but I just broke my ukulele. | you know, with Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo, but I just broke my ukulele. |
791 | 00:48:31,753 | 00:48:33,402 | I'm not feeling very confident. | I'm not feeling very confident. |
792 | 00:48:33,402 | 00:48:36,138 | - You'll be great, you always are. | - You'll be great, you always are. |
793 | 00:48:36,138 | 00:48:40,190 | ♪ Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible ♪ | ♪ Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible ♪ |
794 | 00:48:40,190 | 00:48:42,320 | ♪ For us ♪ | ♪ For us ♪ |
795 | 00:48:42,320 | 00:48:45,903 | - Hey, Matt, it was really nice to see you. | - Hey, Matt, it was really nice to see you. |
796 | 00:48:47,453 | 00:48:50,495 | ♪ I still love you ♪ | ♪ I still love you ♪ |
797 | 00:48:50,495 | 00:48:55,296 | ♪ Always love you ♪ | ♪ Always love you ♪ |
798 | 00:48:55,296 | 00:48:59,089 | ♪ Though I've got to wonder why ♪ | ♪ Though I've got to wonder why ♪ |
799 | 00:48:59,089 | 00:49:01,377 | - I had a set back earlier today after I saw someone | - I had a set back earlier today after I saw someone |
800 | 00:49:01,377 | 00:49:03,455 | who's a real trigger for me. | who's a real trigger for me. |
801 | 00:49:03,455 | 00:49:05,455 | I binged on jelly beans. | I binged on jelly beans. |
802 | 00:49:07,905 | 00:49:12,905 | ♪ And I've tried to stop, I've tried ♪ | ♪ And I've tried to stop, I've tried ♪ |
803 | 00:49:15,184 | 00:49:20,184 | ♪ Is it really toxic masculinity ♪ | ♪ Is it really toxic masculinity ♪ |
804 | 00:49:23,707 | 00:49:27,216 | ♪ Just seems so impossible, impossible, impossible ♪ | ♪ Just seems so impossible, impossible, impossible ♪ |
805 | 00:49:27,216 | 00:49:32,033 | ♪ Impossible that you ♪ | ♪ Impossible that you ♪ |
806 | 00:49:32,033 | 00:49:37,033 | ♪ That you'd just not be into me ♪ | ♪ That you'd just not be into me ♪ |
807 | 00:49:41,298 | 00:49:46,298 | ♪ Into me ♪ | ♪ Into me ♪ |
808 | 00:49:47,410 | 00:49:50,160 | ♪ Be into me, oh ♪ | ♪ Be into me, oh ♪ |
809 | 00:49:52,818 | 00:49:53,651 | - Sean. | - Sean. |
810 | 00:49:55,858 | 00:49:57,294 | - I'll see you later, okay? | - I'll see you later, okay? |
811 | 00:49:57,294 | 00:49:58,127 | See you later. | See you later. |
812 | 00:49:58,127 | 00:50:00,214 | - I've been looking all over for you. | - I've been looking all over for you. |
813 | 00:50:00,214 | 00:50:01,413 | I thought we were rehearsing today? | I thought we were rehearsing today? |
814 | 00:50:01,413 | 00:50:03,013 | Didn't you get my messages? | Didn't you get my messages? |
815 | 00:50:03,013 | 00:50:05,540 | - No, my phone was off. | - No, my phone was off. |
816 | 00:50:05,540 | 00:50:06,957 | - Oh, who's that? | - Oh, who's that? |
817 | 00:50:09,764 | 00:50:11,412 | - That? | - That? |
818 | 00:50:11,412 | 00:50:13,251 | No one, no one at all. | No one, no one at all. |
819 | 00:50:13,251 | 00:50:17,168 | Anyway, I am going to go inside to get a drink. | Anyway, I am going to go inside to get a drink. |
820 | 00:50:20,032 | 00:50:20,865 | - Celery. | - Celery. |
821 | 00:50:22,130 | 00:50:24,899 | What's this? - It's just a snack. | What's this? - It's just a snack. |
822 | 00:50:24,899 | 00:50:28,227 | - There's lipstick on it. - What is this? | - There's lipstick on it. - What is this? |
823 | 00:50:28,227 | 00:50:29,831 | The celery inquisition? | The celery inquisition? |
824 | 00:50:29,831 | 00:50:31,732 | - You've been sharing your celery with another woman, | - You've been sharing your celery with another woman, |
825 | 00:50:31,732 | 00:50:32,732 | haven't you? | haven't you? |
826 | 00:50:33,921 | 00:50:36,563 | - You're starting to become a real drag, Immi. | - You're starting to become a real drag, Immi. |
827 | 00:50:36,563 | 00:50:37,873 | You know what? | You know what? |
828 | 00:50:37,873 | 00:50:40,029 | I don't think we've got room for you on the bill tonight | I don't think we've got room for you on the bill tonight |
829 | 00:50:40,029 | 00:50:41,105 | after all. | after all. |
830 | 00:50:41,105 | 00:50:43,408 | Why don't you just go home? | Why don't you just go home? |
831 | 00:50:43,408 | 00:50:46,289 | - But I've been practicing for weeks. | - But I've been practicing for weeks. |
832 | 00:50:46,289 | 00:50:49,206 | - And you didn't even get any good. | - And you didn't even get any good. |
833 | 00:50:51,827 | 00:50:54,410 | (upbeat music) | (upbeat music) |
834 | 00:50:58,686 | 00:51:00,826 | ♪ Celery ♪ | ♪ Celery ♪ |
835 | 00:51:00,826 | 00:51:05,826 | ♪ Chewing on you works off calories ♪ | ♪ Chewing on you works off calories ♪ |
836 | 00:51:06,249 | 00:51:08,311 | ♪ And can't you see ♪ | ♪ And can't you see ♪ |
837 | 00:51:08,311 | 00:51:13,311 | ♪ That (indistinct) an allegory ♪ | ♪ That (indistinct) an allegory ♪ |
838 | 00:51:15,642 | 00:51:16,642 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
839 | 00:51:19,460 | 00:51:22,635 | - (sighing) Matt. | - (sighing) Matt. |
840 | 00:51:22,635 | 00:51:25,771 | - What's wrong? - I'm not playing. | - What's wrong? - I'm not playing. |
841 | 00:51:25,771 | 00:51:27,760 | - Oh, no, it's okay, I've got you a new ukulele. | - Oh, no, it's okay, I've got you a new ukulele. |
842 | 00:51:27,760 | 00:51:28,593 | See? | See? |
843 | 00:51:30,120 | 00:51:34,620 | - That's really sweet but obviously I already got one. | - That's really sweet but obviously I already got one. |
844 | 00:51:35,543 | 00:51:38,423 | - I already threw away the receipt. | - I already threw away the receipt. |
845 | 00:51:38,423 | 00:51:40,966 | - Sean doesn't want me to play. | - Sean doesn't want me to play. |
846 | 00:51:40,966 | 00:51:42,633 | He says I'm no good. | He says I'm no good. |
847 | 00:51:45,384 | 00:51:48,616 | - I'd like to check in my ukulele please. | - I'd like to check in my ukulele please. |
848 | 00:51:48,616 | 00:51:51,449 | (energetic music) | (energetic music) |
849 | 00:51:58,487 | 00:52:02,058 | ♪ My sad, sad song ♪ | ♪ My sad, sad song ♪ |
850 | 00:52:02,058 | 00:52:06,103 | ♪ I'm a fool, I knew it all along ♪ | ♪ I'm a fool, I knew it all along ♪ |
851 | 00:52:06,103 | 00:52:09,751 | ♪ For a moment, I thought that I could ♪ | ♪ For a moment, I thought that I could ♪ |
852 | 00:52:09,751 | 00:52:13,528 | ♪ But I didn't even get any good ♪ | ♪ But I didn't even get any good ♪ |
853 | 00:52:13,528 | 00:52:16,028 | (Immi crying) | (Immi crying) |
854 | 00:52:35,006 | 00:52:38,006 | (audience cheering) | (audience cheering) |
855 | 00:52:45,515 | 00:52:46,352 | - Sorry, everyone, | - Sorry, everyone, |
856 | 00:52:46,352 | 00:52:49,632 | but the opening act tonight has pulled out. | but the opening act tonight has pulled out. |
857 | 00:52:49,632 | 00:52:51,550 | (audience booing) | (audience booing) |
858 | 00:52:51,550 | 00:52:54,512 | Yeah, yeah, very unprofessional, I know, | Yeah, yeah, very unprofessional, I know, |
859 | 00:52:54,512 | 00:52:57,106 | but I can assure you that they will not be opening | but I can assure you that they will not be opening |
860 | 00:52:57,106 | 00:52:59,189 | for Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo again. | for Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo again. |
861 | 00:53:00,190 | 00:53:05,190 | - [Audience] Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo, Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo, Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo. | - [Audience] Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo, Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo, Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo. |
862 | 00:53:06,241 | 00:53:09,662 | - So naturally there's been a slight change of plans, | - So naturally there's been a slight change of plans, |
863 | 00:53:09,662 | 00:53:13,162 | but I can assure you everything is still-- | but I can assure you everything is still-- |
864 | 00:53:14,912 | 00:53:18,672 | - No, no, no, no, no, Sean has been misinformed. | - No, no, no, no, no, Sean has been misinformed. |
865 | 00:53:18,672 | 00:53:21,291 | The opening act is here and ready to rock. | The opening act is here and ready to rock. |
866 | 00:53:21,291 | 00:53:24,124 | (audience booing) | (audience booing) |
867 | 00:53:27,097 | 00:53:29,359 | - [Audience] Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, | - [Audience] Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, |
868 | 00:53:29,359 | 00:53:32,216 | fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight | fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight |
869 | 00:53:32,216 | 00:53:34,961 | fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, | fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, |
870 | 00:53:34,961 | 00:53:36,044 | fight, fight. | fight, fight. |
871 | 00:53:37,057 | 00:53:37,954 | - My eye. | - My eye. |
872 | 00:53:37,954 | 00:53:42,482 | What have you done to me? (screaming) | What have you done to me? (screaming) |
873 | 00:53:42,482 | 00:53:44,300 | - You can do it, Immi the Vegan. | - You can do it, Immi the Vegan. |
874 | 00:53:44,300 | 00:53:45,717 | Visit me in jail. | Visit me in jail. |
875 | 00:53:47,235 | 00:53:48,068 | Visit me. | Visit me. |
876 | 00:53:55,057 | 00:53:58,307 | (microphone squealing) | (microphone squealing) |
877 | 00:54:00,886 | 00:54:04,433 | - Hi, everyone, I'm Immi the Vegan. | - Hi, everyone, I'm Immi the Vegan. |
878 | 00:54:04,433 | 00:54:07,266 | (audience booing) | (audience booing) |
879 | 00:54:10,656 | 00:54:12,739 | I'm here to play my song. | I'm here to play my song. |
880 | 00:54:13,666 | 00:54:16,416 | It's called "Vegan Love Forever". | It's called "Vegan Love Forever". |
881 | 00:54:22,995 | 00:54:27,361 | ♪ On Monday, I searched for love ♪ | ♪ On Monday, I searched for love ♪ |
882 | 00:54:27,361 | 00:54:31,679 | ♪ In a shop, down a supermarket aisle ♪ | ♪ In a shop, down a supermarket aisle ♪ |
883 | 00:54:31,679 | 00:54:35,648 | ♪ On Tuesday, I was in a rush ♪ | ♪ On Tuesday, I was in a rush ♪ |
884 | 00:54:35,648 | 00:54:37,875 | ♪ Wednesday, I gave up ♪ | ♪ Wednesday, I gave up ♪ |
885 | 00:54:37,875 | 00:54:40,000 | ♪ Thursday, I had tonsillitis ♪ | ♪ Thursday, I had tonsillitis ♪ |
886 | 00:54:40,000 | 00:54:45,000 | ♪ All those stories tell you that true love is there to find ♪ | ♪ All those stories tell you that true love is there to find ♪ |
887 | 00:54:48,320 | 00:54:52,466 | ♪ I just wanna happy ending ♪ | ♪ I just wanna happy ending ♪ |
888 | 00:54:52,466 | 00:54:56,580 | ♪ Vegan love forever ♪ | ♪ Vegan love forever ♪ |
889 | 00:54:56,580 | 00:55:00,721 | ♪ Friday, I met a guy ♪ | ♪ Friday, I met a guy ♪ |
890 | 00:55:00,721 | 00:55:02,581 | ♪ Who plays guitar ♪ | ♪ Who plays guitar ♪ |
891 | 00:55:02,581 | 00:55:04,895 | ♪ His dancing makes me smile ♪ | ♪ His dancing makes me smile ♪ |
892 | 00:55:04,895 | 00:55:08,273 | ♪ Saturday, he didn't call ♪ | ♪ Saturday, he didn't call ♪ |
893 | 00:55:08,273 | 00:55:11,191 | ♪ And that's not all ♪ | ♪ And that's not all ♪ |
894 | 00:55:11,191 | 00:55:13,350 | ♪ Turns out he has reptile blood ♪ | ♪ Turns out he has reptile blood ♪ |
895 | 00:55:13,350 | 00:55:15,054 | ♪ All those stories ♪ | ♪ All those stories ♪ |
896 | 00:55:15,054 | 00:55:17,305 | - No, don't, don't, don't, don't touch it. | - No, don't, don't, don't, don't touch it. |
897 | 00:55:17,305 | 00:55:21,461 | ♪ True love is there to find ♪ | ♪ True love is there to find ♪ |
898 | 00:55:21,461 | 00:55:25,767 | ♪ I just wanna happy fucking ending ♪ | ♪ I just wanna happy fucking ending ♪ |
899 | 00:55:25,767 | 00:55:30,767 | ♪ With what, who, how, ever ♪ | ♪ With what, who, how, ever ♪ |
900 | 00:55:30,846 | 00:55:34,443 | ♪ It's Sunday ♪ | ♪ It's Sunday ♪ |
901 | 00:55:34,443 | 00:55:37,017 | ♪ It's Sunday with you ♪ | ♪ It's Sunday with you ♪ |
902 | 00:55:37,017 | 00:55:40,362 | ♪ Oh, it's Sunday ♪ | ♪ Oh, it's Sunday ♪ |
903 | 00:55:40,362 | 00:55:41,979 | ♪ It's Sunday ♪ | ♪ It's Sunday ♪ |
904 | 00:55:41,979 | 00:55:44,441 | ♪ It's Sunday ♪ | ♪ It's Sunday ♪ |
905 | 00:55:44,441 | 00:55:49,441 | ♪ I didn't see you before but then you were there ♪ | ♪ I didn't see you before but then you were there ♪ |
906 | 00:55:49,908 | 00:55:52,908 | (audience clapping) | (audience clapping) |
907 | 00:56:01,718 | 00:56:03,166 | - I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, | - I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, |
908 | 00:56:03,166 | 00:56:06,333 | but your vegan kids are gonna love it. | but your vegan kids are gonna love it. |
909 | 00:56:12,544 | 00:56:15,294 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
910 | 00:56:22,990 | 00:56:25,657 | (door knocking) | (door knocking) |
911 | 00:56:28,187 | 00:56:29,803 | - Hi. - Hey. | - Hi. - Hey. |
912 | 00:56:29,803 | 00:56:31,725 | - Just wanted to check you were out of jail. | - Just wanted to check you were out of jail. |
913 | 00:56:31,725 | 00:56:34,642 | - No, my court hearing's on Monday. | - No, my court hearing's on Monday. |
914 | 00:56:38,159 | 00:56:40,300 | I hope Sean regains vision in that eye, | I hope Sean regains vision in that eye, |
915 | 00:56:40,300 | 00:56:44,967 | 'cause that looked a lot more serious than I'd intended. | 'cause that looked a lot more serious than I'd intended. |
916 | 00:56:45,886 | 00:56:47,997 | - I'm sorry, Matt. | - I'm sorry, Matt. |
917 | 00:56:47,997 | 00:56:50,895 | - It's okay. - No, it's not. | - It's okay. - No, it's not. |
918 | 00:56:50,895 | 00:56:52,495 | I meant to call you and I didn't. | I meant to call you and I didn't. |
919 | 00:56:52,495 | 00:56:55,271 | I came on really strong about that vegan stuff. | I came on really strong about that vegan stuff. |
920 | 00:56:55,271 | 00:56:57,498 | I was just super excited, | I was just super excited, |
921 | 00:56:57,498 | 00:57:00,050 | and you were totally right about Sean. | and you were totally right about Sean. |
922 | 00:57:00,050 | 00:57:02,283 | I took you for granted. | I took you for granted. |
923 | 00:57:02,283 | 00:57:04,545 | You've always been there for me. | You've always been there for me. |
924 | 00:57:04,545 | 00:57:06,128 | Are you okay? - Yup. | Are you okay? - Yup. |
925 | 00:57:07,472 | 00:57:11,807 | - I realize now that veganism hasn't come that easy to you, | - I realize now that veganism hasn't come that easy to you, |
926 | 00:57:11,807 | 00:57:13,394 | but I really appreciate the effort. | but I really appreciate the effort. |
927 | 00:57:13,394 | 00:57:15,279 | - Well, I've ditched dairy though | - Well, I've ditched dairy though |
928 | 00:57:15,279 | 00:57:17,132 | and I'm still going to my Meat Eaters Anonymous meetings, | and I'm still going to my Meat Eaters Anonymous meetings, |
929 | 00:57:17,132 | 00:57:20,188 | so that's got to give me some brownie points, right? | so that's got to give me some brownie points, right? |
930 | 00:57:20,188 | 00:57:21,771 | Are brownies vegan? | Are brownies vegan? |
931 | 00:57:25,308 | 00:57:26,891 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
932 | 00:57:28,316 | 00:57:29,149 | - What? | - What? |
933 | 00:57:30,566 | 00:57:33,533 | I thought that's where the moment was leading to, | I thought that's where the moment was leading to, |
934 | 00:57:33,533 | 00:57:35,949 | the classic rom-com scenario? | the classic rom-com scenario? |
935 | 00:57:35,949 | 00:57:39,371 | - No, you put me through hell and now you think | - No, you put me through hell and now you think |
936 | 00:57:39,371 | 00:57:41,948 | because you make one kind of half-assed apology | because you make one kind of half-assed apology |
937 | 00:57:41,948 | 00:57:45,448 | right towards the end, that that makes everything okay? | right towards the end, that that makes everything okay? |
938 | 00:57:45,448 | 00:57:48,531 | I think I need to be alone right now. | I think I need to be alone right now. |
939 | 00:57:49,662 | 00:57:51,902 | (door banging) | (door banging) |
940 | 00:57:51,902 | 00:57:54,735 | (emotional music) | (emotional music) |
941 | 00:58:10,782 | 00:58:13,918 | ♪ Oh, what's happening here ♪ | ♪ Oh, what's happening here ♪ |
942 | 00:58:13,918 | 00:58:16,828 | ♪ You were so desperate, but now you're cavalier ♪ | ♪ You were so desperate, but now you're cavalier ♪ |
943 | 00:58:16,828 | 00:58:19,981 | ♪ These are mixed messages you're sending ♪ | ♪ These are mixed messages you're sending ♪ |
944 | 00:58:19,981 | 00:58:23,275 | ♪ It's such an unsatisfying ending ♪ | ♪ It's such an unsatisfying ending ♪ |
945 | 00:58:23,275 | 00:58:26,620 | ♪ I just have to walk away ♪ | ♪ I just have to walk away ♪ |
946 | 00:58:26,620 | 00:58:29,645 | ♪ I've had a shitter of a day ♪ | ♪ I've had a shitter of a day ♪ |
947 | 00:58:29,645 | 00:58:33,835 | ♪ And I'm not just some actor in your play ♪ | ♪ And I'm not just some actor in your play ♪ |
948 | 00:58:33,835 | 00:58:35,598 | ♪ That just ain't it ♪ | ♪ That just ain't it ♪ |
949 | 00:58:35,598 | 00:58:40,176 | ♪ Chief, let's kill that motif ♪ | ♪ Chief, let's kill that motif ♪ |
950 | 00:58:40,176 | 00:58:43,022 | ♪ Right now, the storyline is pending ♪ | ♪ Right now, the storyline is pending ♪ |
951 | 00:58:43,022 | 00:58:48,022 | ♪ We'll cut to a Marvel-style post credit ending ♪ | ♪ We'll cut to a Marvel-style post credit ending ♪ |
952 | 00:58:52,859 | 00:58:57,678 | - Now, we all hoped he was never coming back, but, well, | - Now, we all hoped he was never coming back, but, well, |
953 | 00:58:57,678 | 00:58:59,095 | here he is, Matt. | here he is, Matt. |
954 | 00:59:00,320 | 00:59:03,320 | (audience clapping) | (audience clapping) |
955 | 00:59:08,384 | 00:59:10,166 | This poem's called Immi the Vegan, | This poem's called Immi the Vegan, |
956 | 00:59:10,166 | 00:59:12,499 | dedicated to Immi the Vegan. | dedicated to Immi the Vegan. |
957 | 00:59:14,352 | 00:59:18,624 | The story so far is of a story just begun. | The story so far is of a story just begun. |
958 | 00:59:18,624 | 00:59:23,111 | There was a battle inside me, but now it has been won, | There was a battle inside me, but now it has been won, |
959 | 00:59:23,111 | 00:59:25,174 | and I wonder what will happen now, | and I wonder what will happen now, |
960 | 00:59:25,174 | 00:59:28,118 | trekking forward into unknown territory. | trekking forward into unknown territory. |
961 | 00:59:28,118 | 00:59:31,868 | A truce, a treaty, or perhaps something more, | A truce, a treaty, or perhaps something more, |
962 | 00:59:33,620 | 00:59:35,554 | something more. | something more. |
963 | 00:59:35,554 | 00:59:38,221 | (Sean clicking) | (Sean clicking) |
964 | 00:59:39,988 | 00:59:41,962 | (audience clicking) | (audience clicking) |
965 | 00:59:41,962 | 00:59:43,228 | - What are you all doing? | - What are you all doing? |
966 | 00:59:43,228 | 00:59:44,811 | God, stop clicking. | God, stop clicking. |
967 | 00:59:47,183 | 00:59:48,126 | How's this even a thing? | How's this even a thing? |
968 | 00:59:48,126 | 00:59:50,044 | It doesn't even make sense. | It doesn't even make sense. |
969 | 00:59:50,044 | 00:59:54,028 | Stop being such dicks and let him finish his poem. | Stop being such dicks and let him finish his poem. |
970 | 00:59:54,028 | 00:59:58,361 | It's about me, after all, the whole story, about me, | It's about me, after all, the whole story, about me, |
971 | 01:00:01,678 | 01:00:05,516 | even the parts in the library, which I never visited. | even the parts in the library, which I never visited. |
972 | 01:00:05,516 | 01:00:08,190 | I hear there was a monster. | I hear there was a monster. |
973 | 01:00:08,190 | 01:00:10,349 | It's probably in the poem. | It's probably in the poem. |
974 | 01:00:10,349 | 01:00:11,536 | It's about me. | It's about me. |
975 | 01:00:11,536 | 01:00:14,286 | (relaxing music) | (relaxing music) |
976 | 01:00:33,753 | 01:00:35,358 | What are you still doing here? | What are you still doing here? |
977 | 01:00:35,358 | 01:00:36,191 | It's over. | It's over. |
978 | 01:00:38,635 | 01:00:39,802 | Close the app. | Close the app. |
979 | 01:00:40,781 | 01:00:43,644 | We already had a post credit scene, remember? | We already had a post credit scene, remember? |
980 | 01:00:43,644 | 01:00:46,282 | I looked at the camera, I smiled. | I looked at the camera, I smiled. |
981 | 01:00:46,282 | 01:00:47,699 | That was the end. | That was the end. |
982 | 01:00:49,267 | 01:00:51,756 | Oh, would you like some more? | Oh, would you like some more? |
983 | 01:00:51,756 | 01:00:54,879 | I do have some pretty good stories about tofu. | I do have some pretty good stories about tofu. |
984 | 01:00:54,879 | 01:00:56,907 | Come on, I'll tell you all about it. | Come on, I'll tell you all about it. |
985 | 01:00:56,907 | 01:00:59,657 | Come on, come on, tofu, come on. | Come on, come on, tofu, come on. |