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1	00:00:40,416	00:00:44,170	[traffic noises]	[traffic noises]
2	00:01:08,235	00:01:09,570	[vibrating]	[vibrating]
3	00:01:12,740	00:01:16,368	[car passes by]	[car passes by]
4	00:01:16,452	00:01:22,249	[vibrating]	[vibrating]
5	00:01:24,502	00:01:25,336	[Kate] Hello.	[Kate] Hello.
6	00:01:25,419	00:01:27,338	[woman 1]Hi, Kate. I have Amy Kim and Jay Lowry for you.	[woman 1]Hi, Kate. I have Amy Kim and Jay Lowry for you.
7	00:01:27,421	00:01:28,297	[giggling]	[giggling]
8	00:01:28,380	00:01:30,049	- [Jay] It's adorable. - [Kate] Hi, guys.	- [Jay] It's adorable. - [Kate] Hi, guys.
9	00:01:30,174	00:01:31,717	- [Amy] Kate. - [Jay] Hi, Kate!	- [Amy] Kate. - [Jay] Hi, Kate!
10	00:01:31,801	00:01:33,010	[Kate] Hi!	[Kate] Hi!
11	00:01:33,094	00:01:35,137	[Amy]How are you feeling about the release?	[Amy]How are you feeling about the release?
12	00:01:35,221	00:01:36,347	[Kate] I, uh, great.	[Kate] I, uh, great.
13	00:01:36,430	00:01:38,307	[Amy] Everyone here loves the book.	[Amy] Everyone here loves the book.
14	00:01:38,390	00:01:40,226	[Jay]I sent it to my mom. Did I tell you that?	[Jay]I sent it to my mom. Did I tell you that?
15	00:01:40,309	00:01:42,186	- [Kate] Oh! - [Jay] She loved it.	- [Kate] Oh! - [Jay] She loved it.
16	00:01:42,269	00:01:45,189	[Amy]And we're all so excited about the New York Times review.	[Amy]And we're all so excited about the New York Times review.
17	00:01:45,272	00:01:46,190	[Kate] Great.	[Kate] Great.
18	00:01:46,273	00:01:50,069	[Amy]But, listen, we got the first numbers in today.	[Amy]But, listen, we got the first numbers in today.
19	00:01:50,152	00:01:53,322	[Jay]Unfortunately, Kate, they are a little lower than expected.	[Jay]Unfortunately, Kate, they are a little lower than expected.
20	00:01:53,405	00:01:54,532	Wait, how low?	Wait, how low?
21	00:01:54,615	00:01:56,742	[Jay]I still think they're very espectable, don't you, Amy?	[Jay]I still think they're very espectable, don't you, Amy?
22	00:01:56,826	00:01:59,495	[Amy] Yes, especially for a first-time writer.	[Amy] Yes, especially for a first-time writer.
23	00:01:59,578	00:02:01,372	- Uh-huh. - [Jay]But we're actually calling you	- Uh-huh. - [Jay]But we're actually calling you
24	00:02:01,455	00:02:05,251	because we talked to Foxtrot this morning and we have some bad news.	because we talked to Foxtrot this morning and we have some bad news.
25	00:02:05,334	00:02:07,753	[Amy]And we are 100 percent in disagreement with this, Kate...	[Amy]And we are 100 percent in disagreement with this, Kate...
26	00:02:07,837	00:02:09,713	[Jay]But they want to cancel the book tour.	[Jay]But they want to cancel the book tour.
27	00:02:09,797	00:02:10,631	Wait, what?	Wait, what?
28	00:02:10,714	00:02:13,384	[Amy]Honestly, Jay, I just feel like this is a symptom of the time.	[Amy]Honestly, Jay, I just feel like this is a symptom of the time.
29	00:02:13,467	00:02:16,053	[Jay]I totally agree. This never would have happened 10 years ago.	[Jay]I totally agree. This never would have happened 10 years ago.
30	00:02:16,137	00:02:21,475	No. Wait, isn't the book tour supposed to promote the book so that you can get more orders?	No. Wait, isn't the book tour supposed to promote the book so that you can get more orders?
31	00:02:21,559	00:02:25,187	- [Amy] This is so frustrating. - [Jay] It's the market.	- [Amy] This is so frustrating. - [Jay] It's the market.
32	00:02:25,271	00:02:26,564	It's just a very difficult climate these days.	It's just a very difficult climate these days.
33	00:02:26,647	00:02:28,566	No one wants to spend the money to promote.	No one wants to spend the money to promote.
34	00:02:28,649	00:02:30,776	[Amy]I feel like we can point the finger at e-books here.	[Amy]I feel like we can point the finger at e-books here.
35	00:02:30,860	00:02:33,279	[Jay]E-books, yes. Always with the e-books.	[Jay]E-books, yes. Always with the e-books.
36	00:02:33,362	00:02:34,572	- Yeah. - [Jay] But, listen,	- Yeah. - [Jay] But, listen,
37	00:02:34,655	00:02:37,241	Amy and I think we can reopen this conversation	Amy and I think we can reopen this conversation
38	00:02:37,324	00:02:38,367	if we get a good review in the Times.	if we get a good review in the Times.
39	00:02:38,450	00:02:41,704	[Amy] Yes, a good New York Times review could change everything.	[Amy] Yes, a good New York Times review could change everything.
40	00:02:41,787	00:02:43,289	We've both seen it happen, Kate.	We've both seen it happen, Kate.
41	00:02:43,831	00:02:46,250	- [Kate] Yeah. - [Amy] The most important thing is that	- [Kate] Yeah. - [Amy] The most important thing is that
42	00:02:46,333	00:02:49,461	you wrote an amazing book, okay? Now, hang in there.	you wrote an amazing book, okay? Now, hang in there.
43	00:02:49,545	00:02:50,588	[Jay] We'll talk soon.	[Jay] We'll talk soon.
44	00:02:50,671	00:02:51,630	[Kate] Okay. Bye.	[Kate] Okay. Bye.
45	00:02:51,714	00:02:53,382	- [Jay]Bye. - [Amy] Bye!	- [Jay]Bye. - [Amy] Bye!
46	00:02:57,553	00:02:58,846	[sighs]	[sighs]
47	00:03:16,447	00:03:20,868	[line ringing]	[line ringing]
48	00:03:20,951	00:03:22,286	[Michael] This is Michael's voicemail.	[Michael] This is Michael's voicemail.
49	00:03:22,369	00:03:24,371	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.
50	00:03:24,455	00:03:29,126	- [beeps] - Hey, Michael, um, I just wanted to give you a call	- [beeps] - Hey, Michael, um, I just wanted to give you a call
51	00:03:29,210	00:03:35,299	because it looks like you're still getting some pretty important mail, uh, here	because it looks like you're still getting some pretty important mail, uh, here
52	00:03:35,382	00:03:36,842	and I want to figure out how to get it to you.	and I want to figure out how to get it to you.
53	00:03:36,926	00:03:41,805	So, um, and it would just be nice to talk to you.	So, um, and it would just be nice to talk to you.
54	00:03:41,889	00:03:46,685	So, give me a call when you get a chance. Okay. Bye.	So, give me a call when you get a chance. Okay. Bye.
55	00:04:04,370	00:04:05,246	[groans]	[groans]
56	00:04:09,375	00:04:10,251	[grunts]	[grunts]
57	00:04:16,632	00:04:17,591	[sighs]	[sighs]
58	00:04:22,846	00:04:26,767	[women squealing]	[women squealing]
59	00:04:26,850	00:04:29,186	Oh, my gosh!	Oh, my gosh!
60	00:04:29,270	00:04:32,773	- So cute. Oh, my gosh! - Ooh, I love it. Okay, what else?	- So cute. Oh, my gosh! - Ooh, I love it. Okay, what else?
61	00:04:32,856	00:04:34,358	Janessa, is this you?	Janessa, is this you?
62	00:04:34,441	00:04:36,443	All right, girls, let's take some pictures please.	All right, girls, let's take some pictures please.
63	00:04:37,403	00:04:39,446	Oh, my God! Okay.	Oh, my God! Okay.
64	00:04:40,572	00:04:41,615	Is this good?	Is this good?
65	00:04:43,784	00:04:45,536	Ladies.	Ladies.
66	00:04:45,619	00:04:46,870	Wait, Kate get in here.	Wait, Kate get in here.
67	00:04:46,954	00:04:48,622	Oh, yeah. Come on, you have to.	Oh, yeah. Come on, you have to.
68	00:04:48,706	00:04:50,791	Get... I couldn't... I'm not pregnant.	Get... I couldn't... I'm not pregnant.
69	00:04:50,874	00:04:51,875	Get in here.	Get in here.
70	00:04:51,959	00:04:53,002	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
71	00:04:54,003	00:04:55,504	To be in this picture.	To be in this picture.
72	00:04:55,587	00:04:56,797	- I love it. - Okay.	- I love it. - Okay.
73	00:04:56,880	00:05:00,467	All right, now turn and show me your bump, your baby bump.	All right, now turn and show me your bump, your baby bump.
74	00:05:00,551	00:05:02,761	Oh, God! I can't... No, I can't be in.	Oh, God! I can't... No, I can't be in.
75	00:05:02,845	00:05:04,722	Get in here.	Get in here.
76	00:05:04,805	00:05:05,639	I know.	I know.
77	00:05:06,932	00:05:08,017	Look what I got.	Look what I got.
78	00:05:08,851	00:05:09,893	- Yes. - Oh, I don't...	- Yes. - Oh, I don't...
79	00:05:09,977	00:05:13,272	- Open it. - Is that your new book? I haven't even seen it.	- Open it. - Is that your new book? I haven't even seen it.
80	00:05:13,397	00:05:14,440	- Look at this. - Oh, my God!	- Look at this. - Oh, my God!
81	00:05:14,523	00:05:17,234	- Cover is horrible. - No, it's great.	- Cover is horrible. - No, it's great.
82	00:05:17,318	00:05:18,569	Look at that.	Look at that.
83	00:05:18,652	00:05:19,778	Okay, ready?	Okay, ready?
84	00:05:19,862	00:05:20,738	Oh.	Oh.
85	00:05:21,322	00:05:22,531	Smile.	Smile.
86	00:05:23,907	00:05:24,783	[camera shutter clicks]	[camera shutter clicks]
87	00:05:27,995	00:05:29,413	Perfect.	Perfect.
88	00:05:29,496	00:05:31,040	- [car door slams close] - [sighs]	- [car door slams close] - [sighs]
89	00:05:33,459	00:05:34,335	[sighs]	[sighs]
90	00:05:36,462	00:05:37,838	[cellphone chimes]	[cellphone chimes]
91	00:05:48,432	00:05:52,811	[David]Hey, Kate. This is a voice from your past. It's David Kirkpatrick from IU.	[David]Hey, Kate. This is a voice from your past. It's David Kirkpatrick from IU.
92	00:05:52,895	00:05:57,858	It's been a long time since we chatted, I know, uh, too long. I hope you're well.	It's been a long time since we chatted, I know, uh, too long. I hope you're well.
93	00:05:57,941	00:06:03,280	I know your book just came out which is wonderful by the way and I know it's last-minute,	I know your book just came out which is wonderful by the way and I know it's last-minute,
94	00:06:03,364	00:06:06,408	but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to come down to your Alma mater	but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to come down to your Alma mater
95	00:06:06,492	00:06:07,493	and do a reading.	and do a reading.
96	00:06:07,910	00:06:10,662	I'd love the chance to catch up. Give me a call back.	I'd love the chance to catch up. Give me a call back.
97	00:06:13,791	00:06:16,794	[upbeat music playing]	[upbeat music playing]
98	00:06:22,758	00:06:26,720	[train swooshes]	[train swooshes]
99	00:06:27,930	00:06:30,682	Miss Conklin. Miss Conklin.	Miss Conklin. Miss Conklin.
100	00:06:30,766	00:06:32,726	It's me, Elliot Mobono.	It's me, Elliot Mobono.
101	00:06:32,810	00:06:34,603	We've been communicating over a text message.	We've been communicating over a text message.
102	00:06:34,686	00:06:36,939	- I'm the graduate assistant here. - Yes, hi, Elliot.	- I'm the graduate assistant here. - Yes, hi, Elliot.
103	00:06:37,022	00:06:40,859	Welcome to Carbondale, or I guess welcome back, right?	Welcome to Carbondale, or I guess welcome back, right?
104	00:06:40,943	00:06:42,444	Because you went here, right?	Because you went here, right?
105	00:06:42,528	00:06:44,613	- Obviously, that's why you're here. - Yeah.	- Obviously, that's why you're here. - Yeah.
106	00:06:44,988	00:06:47,825	I'm here for whatever you need this weekend,	I'm here for whatever you need this weekend,
107	00:06:47,908	00:06:50,536	tour guide, chauffeur, general companionship,	tour guide, chauffeur, general companionship,
108	00:06:50,619	00:06:52,746	and I have your itinerary printed out right here.	and I have your itinerary printed out right here.
109	00:06:52,830	00:06:54,331	Oh, great, great.	Oh, great, great.
110	00:06:54,415	00:06:56,333	I'm a big fan of yours.	I'm a big fan of yours.
111	00:06:56,417	00:06:57,668	I bought your book.	I bought your book.
112	00:06:57,751	00:06:59,586	I haven't read it yet, but I will.	I haven't read it yet, but I will.
113	00:06:59,670	00:07:01,380	Oh, cool! Thanks for buying it.	Oh, cool! Thanks for buying it.
114	00:07:01,505	00:07:03,882	I thought it would be awkward if I didn't.	I thought it would be awkward if I didn't.
115	00:07:03,966	00:07:05,926	- Yeah, yeah. I guess. - Oh, this is me.	- Yeah, yeah. I guess. - Oh, this is me.
116	00:07:06,009	00:07:09,805	I... I'm gonna take you to the bed-and-breakfast first, if that's okay.	I... I'm gonna take you to the bed-and-breakfast first, if that's okay.
117	00:07:09,888	00:07:11,640	- Sure. - Great, great.	- Sure. - Great, great.
118	00:07:16,145	00:07:17,604	- Oh, thank you. - There you go.	- Oh, thank you. - There you go.
119	00:07:17,688	00:07:18,814	Thank you. Oh, I got it.	Thank you. Oh, I got it.
120	00:07:18,897	00:07:20,566	- I got it. Yeah. - You sure? Oh!	- I got it. Yeah. - You sure? Oh!
121	00:07:21,191	00:07:22,359	- You good? - Yes.	- You good? - Yes.
122	00:07:22,443	00:07:23,110	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
123	00:07:23,193	00:07:26,738	[upbeat music playing]	[upbeat music playing]
124	00:07:39,042	00:07:42,504	[tires screeching]	[tires screeching]
125	00:07:47,009	00:07:48,010	[car door opens]	[car door opens]
126	00:07:53,223	00:07:54,850	[Kate] Oh, man.	[Kate] Oh, man.
127	00:07:56,185	00:07:58,562	- That was my old house. - [Elliot] Yeah?	- That was my old house. - [Elliot] Yeah?
128	00:07:58,645	00:07:59,646	[car door slams close]	[car door slams close]
129	00:08:09,948	00:08:12,034	I kinda remember this place. Yeah?	I kinda remember this place. Yeah?
130	00:08:18,999	00:08:20,167	[knocks]	[knocks]
131	00:08:23,212	00:08:24,755	[door clicks open]	[door clicks open]
132	00:08:26,673	00:08:29,051	Okay, you're here.	Okay, you're here.
133	00:08:31,512	00:08:32,888	Come on. I'll show you your room.	Come on. I'll show you your room.
134	00:08:41,104	00:08:43,941	Wow, this place is perfect!	Wow, this place is perfect!
135	00:08:44,024	00:08:45,943	Fresh towels in the bathroom,	Fresh towels in the bathroom,
136	00:08:46,026	00:08:49,988	there's an extra blanket in case you get cold, breakfast at 9:00 a.m.	there's an extra blanket in case you get cold, breakfast at 9:00 a.m.
137	00:08:50,072	00:08:52,908	Oh, wow! I didn't expect there to actually be breakfast.	Oh, wow! I didn't expect there to actually be breakfast.
138	00:08:52,991	00:08:55,536	I'm not really a breakfast person.	I'm not really a breakfast person.
139	00:08:56,119	00:08:58,956	What did you think bed-and-breakfast meant?	What did you think bed-and-breakfast meant?
140	00:08:59,039	00:09:01,875	I thought it's more like an Airbnb.	I thought it's more like an Airbnb.
141	00:09:02,584	00:09:03,919	[sighs]	[sighs]
142	00:09:04,002	00:09:06,797	Here are your keys. It's the only set you're gonna get,	Here are your keys. It's the only set you're gonna get,
143	00:09:06,880	00:09:08,006	so, you better wear them around your neck.	so, you better wear them around your neck.
144	00:09:08,090	00:09:09,216	Got it.	Got it.
145	00:09:14,096	00:09:14,972	[keys jangling]	[keys jangling]
146	00:09:16,181	00:09:18,600	Well, I'll leave you to it.	Well, I'll leave you to it.
147	00:09:18,684	00:09:19,518	[thuds]	[thuds]
148	00:09:19,643	00:09:24,815	I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up for the reading, unless you want me to stay.	I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up for the reading, unless you want me to stay.
149	00:09:26,191	00:09:27,985	Oh, no. I'm fine.	Oh, no. I'm fine.
150	00:09:28,068	00:09:30,195	- Of course. Okay. - Thank you so much, Elliot.	- Of course. Okay. - Thank you so much, Elliot.
151	00:09:30,279	00:09:31,989	- Bye. - Bye.	- Bye. - Bye.
152	00:09:32,072	00:09:32,948	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
153	00:09:35,284	00:09:36,618	[sighs]	[sighs]
154	00:09:38,078	00:09:41,248	[indistinct chatter]	[indistinct chatter]
155	00:09:43,584	00:09:45,252	Hey, you're wearing the same blazer.	Hey, you're wearing the same blazer.
156	00:09:46,920	00:09:47,796	Yeah.	Yeah.
157	00:09:50,090	00:09:50,924	Ready?	Ready?
158	00:09:55,637	00:09:58,640	[light music playing]	[light music playing]
159	00:09:59,933	00:10:01,018	And here we are.	And here we are.
160	00:10:01,101	00:10:02,644	[gasps]	[gasps]
161	00:10:02,728	00:10:03,562	Oh, wow.	Oh, wow.
162	00:10:03,687	00:10:05,772	[Elliot chuckling]	[Elliot chuckling]
163	00:10:06,315	00:10:09,901	- Kate! - I'm gonna go sit up closer.	- Kate! - I'm gonna go sit up closer.
164	00:10:09,985	00:10:11,194	- Hello. - David!	- Hello. - David!
165	00:10:11,278	00:10:14,281	Wow. Welcome back.	Wow. Welcome back.
166	00:10:14,948	00:10:16,867	- It's great to see you. - No, it's good to see you, too.	- It's great to see you. - No, it's good to see you, too.
167	00:10:16,950	00:10:20,120	Thank you for having me. I... I was so excited to hear you're still teaching.	Thank you for having me. I... I was so excited to hear you're still teaching.
168	00:10:20,203	00:10:21,163	Yeah, I'm still at it.	Yeah, I'm still at it.
169	00:10:21,246	00:10:24,791	Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor thing than when you were in my class.	Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor thing than when you were in my class.
170	00:10:24,875	00:10:27,669	Come on, you blew everyone away that first year.	Come on, you blew everyone away that first year.
171	00:10:27,753	00:10:30,881	You were this young writer who came out of nowhere, you were so enthusiastic.	You were this young writer who came out of nowhere, you were so enthusiastic.
172	00:10:30,964	00:10:33,300	Well, I'm older now, but thanks, Kate.	Well, I'm older now, but thanks, Kate.
173	00:10:33,383	00:10:35,093	That's such a... That's such a big compliment. Thank you.	That's such a... That's such a big compliment. Thank you.
174	00:10:35,177	00:10:37,679	- Hi. - Oh, hi, Alexis.	- Hi. - Oh, hi, Alexis.
175	00:10:37,763	00:10:40,974	Uh, oh, Kate, this is my wife Alexis.	Uh, oh, Kate, this is my wife Alexis.
176	00:10:41,808	00:10:43,060	You have a wife!	You have a wife!
177	00:10:43,143	00:10:44,227	I do.	I do.
178	00:10:44,311	00:10:46,772	I got one about five years ago.	I got one about five years ago.
179	00:10:46,855	00:10:49,066	Well, it is so nice to meet you.	Well, it is so nice to meet you.
180	00:10:49,149	00:10:51,610	So nice to meet you. David talks about you all the time.	So nice to meet you. David talks about you all the time.
181	00:10:51,735	00:10:52,903	Oh, really?	Oh, really?
182	00:10:52,986	00:10:54,613	No, not all the time.	No, not all the time.
183	00:10:54,738	00:10:55,989	Not all the time.	Not all the time.
184	00:10:56,073	00:10:57,574	[microphone feedbacks]	[microphone feedbacks]
185	00:10:57,658	00:10:59,701	- [April] Hello, everyone. We're about to get started. - I'm gonna go find a seat.	- [April] Hello, everyone. We're about to get started. - I'm gonna go find a seat.
186	00:10:59,785	00:11:01,620	- [April] Please take your seats. - Nice to meet you.	- [April] Please take your seats. - Nice to meet you.
187	00:11:01,703	00:11:02,913	Nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you.
188	00:11:02,996	00:11:04,164	Not all the time.	Not all the time.
189	00:11:04,915	00:11:05,749	[both chuckling]	[both chuckling]
190	00:11:05,832	00:11:06,750	[inaudible]	[inaudible]
191	00:11:06,833	00:11:08,835	My name is April Vavani.	My name is April Vavani.
192	00:11:08,919	00:11:13,882	I am this year's student editor of the Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine.	I am this year's student editor of the Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine.
193	00:11:13,965	00:11:16,718	[applause]	[applause]
194	00:11:16,802	00:11:19,262	- Kate, let's get a drink later, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.	- Kate, let's get a drink later, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
195	00:11:19,346	00:11:20,764	[April] I am so excited to welcome you all to the last speaker...	[April] I am so excited to welcome you all to the last speaker...
196	00:11:20,847	00:11:23,392	Oh, uh... I love this by the way.	Oh, uh... I love this by the way.
197	00:11:24,017	00:11:24,976	Very cool.	Very cool.
198	00:11:25,060	00:11:26,978	[April] Professor David Kirkpatrick will be introducing tonight's author.	[April] Professor David Kirkpatrick will be introducing tonight's author.
199	00:11:27,062	00:11:29,648	Please welcome Professor Kirkpatrick.	Please welcome Professor Kirkpatrick.
200	00:11:29,731	00:11:33,276	[applause]	[applause]
201	00:11:33,360	00:11:38,699	Well, and everyone, a big thanks to April for organizing this evening.	Well, and everyone, a big thanks to April for organizing this evening.
202	00:11:39,324	00:11:40,617	I mean, applause, yeah, an applaud...	I mean, applause, yeah, an applaud...
203	00:11:40,701	00:11:41,326	[applause]	[applause]
204	00:11:41,410	00:11:44,746	Tonight's author comes to us all the way from Chicago...	Tonight's author comes to us all the way from Chicago...
205	00:11:44,830	00:11:48,166	- Oh, thank you. - ...and has just published her first novel.	- Oh, thank you. - ...and has just published her first novel.
206	00:11:48,250	00:11:52,087	She also happens to be one of my former students,	She also happens to be one of my former students,
207	00:11:52,170	00:11:56,883	although I do seem to remember you falling asleep during one of my lectures, Kate.	although I do seem to remember you falling asleep during one of my lectures, Kate.
208	00:11:56,967	00:11:58,051	[groans]	[groans]
209	00:12:01,221	00:12:06,017	And now we have the pleasure of hearing an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past.	And now we have the pleasure of hearing an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past.
210	00:12:06,101	00:12:08,228	Please welcome, Kate Conklin.	Please welcome, Kate Conklin.
211	00:12:08,311	00:12:15,110	[applause]	[applause]
212	00:12:15,944	00:12:16,820	Thank you.	Thank you.
213	00:12:19,030	00:12:24,828	Wow, thank you, everyone. Ugh. It is such a pleasure to be back here	Wow, thank you, everyone. Ugh. It is such a pleasure to be back here
214	00:12:24,911	00:12:27,664	and I'm so excited to share my book with you.	and I'm so excited to share my book with you.
215	00:12:27,748	00:12:28,707	It just came out.	It just came out.
216	00:12:28,790	00:12:29,666	[whoops]	[whoops]
217	00:12:29,750	00:12:30,709	[applause]	[applause]
218	00:12:30,834	00:12:32,419	Oh, thank you. Thank you.	Oh, thank you. Thank you.
219	00:12:32,502	00:12:36,798	Um, yeah, I'm... I am pretty proud of it, even though, I...	Um, yeah, I'm... I am pretty proud of it, even though, I...
220	00:12:36,882	00:12:42,137	I don't love the cover, um, but anyway, let's... Okay.	I don't love the cover, um, but anyway, let's... Okay.
221	00:12:42,220	00:12:45,098	Let's get into it. Okay. All right.	Let's get into it. Okay. All right.
222	00:12:45,182	00:12:47,184	[chuckles] Um...	[chuckles] Um...
223	00:12:48,185	00:12:50,687	But this morning felt different.	But this morning felt different.
224	00:12:50,771	00:12:54,191	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before.	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before.
225	00:12:54,274	00:12:56,193	Oh, wait! Sorry, just for context,	Oh, wait! Sorry, just for context,
226	00:12:56,276	00:13:01,198	this is when the main character Calvin meets his love interest Willoughby.	this is when the main character Calvin meets his love interest Willoughby.
227	00:13:01,907	00:13:02,783	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
228	00:13:03,533	00:13:05,827	But this morning felt different.	But this morning felt different.
229	00:13:05,911	00:13:10,040	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before,	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before,
230	00:13:10,123	00:13:12,876	faster than he thought maybe he'd ever seen	faster than he thought maybe he'd ever seen
231	00:13:12,959	00:13:17,714	and the Sun was so bright that as he walked along the familiar shore,	and the Sun was so bright that as he walked along the familiar shore,
232	00:13:17,798	00:13:20,842	it felt as though he was walking under a strobe light,	it felt as though he was walking under a strobe light,
233	00:13:20,926	00:13:26,014	pulsing almost as often as the cold waves licked his toes.	pulsing almost as often as the cold waves licked his toes.
234	00:13:26,473	00:13:30,352	And just then, as he took note of all that,	And just then, as he took note of all that,
235	00:13:30,435	00:13:37,150	he started out toward the mossy rock and found that it was occupied.	he started out toward the mossy rock and found that it was occupied.
236	00:13:37,818	00:13:39,194	[claps]	[claps]
237	00:13:39,277	00:13:40,320	[garbles]	[garbles]
238	00:13:40,403	00:13:41,488	Yeah!	Yeah!
239	00:13:42,155	00:13:44,282	- The students adored you. - Oh, shut up.	- The students adored you. - Oh, shut up.
240	00:13:44,366	00:13:46,785	I will not shut up and I will never shut up.	I will not shut up and I will never shut up.
241	00:13:46,868	00:13:48,954	I was surprised they weren't asking for autographs.	I was surprised they weren't asking for autographs.
242	00:13:49,037	00:13:52,207	Well, a few of them did ask for my personal emails.	Well, a few of them did ask for my personal emails.
243	00:13:52,290	00:13:55,418	Oh, wow. Your personal email address, even better.	Oh, wow. Your personal email address, even better.
244	00:13:55,502	00:13:56,878	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
245	00:13:58,880	00:14:00,298	Alexis didn't like it.	Alexis didn't like it.
246	00:14:01,925	00:14:03,385	That's not true.	That's not true.
247	00:14:03,468	00:14:06,388	She's become quite the critic since marrying me.	She's become quite the critic since marrying me.
248	00:14:06,471	00:14:09,266	Come on, it's fine, Kate can handle it.	Come on, it's fine, Kate can handle it.
249	00:14:09,349	00:14:11,268	It's good for her. It's good to hear criticism.	It's good for her. It's good to hear criticism.
250	00:14:11,351	00:14:15,272	It's just... I had a hard time connecting, is all I said.	It's just... I had a hard time connecting, is all I said.
251	00:14:15,355	00:14:16,273	Oh!	Oh!
252	00:14:16,356	00:14:18,149	It's okay, it's not for everyone.	It's okay, it's not for everyone.
253	00:14:20,402	00:14:23,029	[inhales] I thought it was fantastic.	[inhales] I thought it was fantastic.
254	00:14:24,489	00:14:27,450	Well, on that awkward note, I'm going to use the restroom.	Well, on that awkward note, I'm going to use the restroom.
255	00:14:27,534	00:14:29,995	- Come on, it's okay? - No, it's okay.	- Come on, it's okay? - No, it's okay.
256	00:14:30,078	00:14:31,371	I actually just have to go.	I actually just have to go.
257	00:14:33,915	00:14:34,624	Asshole.	Asshole.
258	00:14:35,500	00:14:36,543	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
259	00:14:42,966	00:14:45,468	Well, that's just a cute little name she has for me.	Well, that's just a cute little name she has for me.
260	00:14:45,552	00:14:48,471	- Hmm, for when you're being an asshole? - For when I'm being an asshole.	- Hmm, for when you're being an asshole? - For when I'm being an asshole.
261	00:14:48,555	00:14:50,807	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
262	00:14:50,891	00:14:54,060	Yeah, so what's next for you, Miss Conklin?	Yeah, so what's next for you, Miss Conklin?
263	00:14:55,228	00:14:56,396	Tell me all of your plans.	Tell me all of your plans.
264	00:14:56,479	00:15:02,193	Oh, well, I'm in sort of limbo right now.	Oh, well, I'm in sort of limbo right now.
265	00:15:02,277	00:15:04,404	- I'm writing some. - Good.	- I'm writing some. - Good.
266	00:15:05,196	00:15:06,239	How's your book doing?	How's your book doing?
267	00:15:06,323	00:15:11,411	Um, well, not as good as I would have hoped.	Um, well, not as good as I would have hoped.
268	00:15:11,494	00:15:13,914	I guess the sales are sort of low.	I guess the sales are sort of low.
269	00:15:15,332	00:15:16,666	I canceled my book tour.	I canceled my book tour.
270	00:15:17,334	00:15:20,879	Well, I'm glad we got you down here then.	Well, I'm glad we got you down here then.
271	00:15:21,004	00:15:22,964	Yeah, me, too.	Yeah, me, too.
272	00:15:23,423	00:15:24,299	Hmm.	Hmm.
273	00:15:24,925	00:15:27,177	Listen, Kate. I wanted to ask you something.	Listen, Kate. I wanted to ask you something.
274	00:15:28,011	00:15:32,474	Um, what would you think about teaching here?	Um, what would you think about teaching here?
275	00:15:33,683	00:15:36,978	- Teaching here? - Teaching here.	- Teaching here? - Teaching here.
276	00:15:37,062	00:15:38,146	- Teaching here. - Mm-Hm.	- Teaching here. - Mm-Hm.
277	00:15:39,314	00:15:42,400	We just formed a search committee to hire someone for the fall	We just formed a search committee to hire someone for the fall
278	00:15:42,484	00:15:44,486	and I immediately thought of you.	and I immediately thought of you.
279	00:15:45,278	00:15:48,198	Uh, what? I don't even have an MFA.	Uh, what? I don't even have an MFA.
280	00:15:48,281	00:15:51,368	That's something I think the committee could look past for a published alum.	That's something I think the committee could look past for a published alum.
281	00:15:52,035	00:15:52,953	[scoffs]	[scoffs]
282	00:15:53,954	00:15:54,579	[slurps]	[slurps]
283	00:15:54,663	00:15:55,580	[glass thuds]	[glass thuds]
284	00:15:56,164	00:15:57,332	[sighs]	[sighs]
285	00:15:57,415	00:15:59,209	It would be nice to have you here again, Kate.	It would be nice to have you here again, Kate.
286	00:15:59,292	00:16:04,464	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
287	00:16:04,547	00:16:06,049	[car revs]	[car revs]
288	00:16:06,132	00:16:08,343	- Have a good night. - Bye! Thanks again.	- Have a good night. - Bye! Thanks again.
289	00:16:08,426	00:16:12,097	[music playing nearby]	[music playing nearby]
290	00:16:23,149	00:16:24,025	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
291	00:16:25,986	00:16:27,320	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
292	00:16:31,533	00:16:33,118	Oh!	Oh!
293	00:16:35,704	00:16:37,247	[knocks]	[knocks]
294	00:16:40,542	00:16:41,501	[indistinct chatter nearby]	[indistinct chatter nearby]
295	00:16:56,725	00:16:58,226	[gasps] Oh, my God!	[gasps] Oh, my God!
296	00:16:59,561	00:17:06,192	I am so sorry. I did not mean to wake you up. I... I can't find my keys.	I am so sorry. I did not mean to wake you up. I... I can't find my keys.
297	00:17:06,276	00:17:08,445	I did have it around my neck, but I'm gonna be honest.	I did have it around my neck, but I'm gonna be honest.
298	00:17:08,528	00:17:11,239	It was a little embarrassing, so I put it in my bag and I now...	It was a little embarrassing, so I put it in my bag and I now...
299	00:17:11,322	00:17:15,618	I... I will... I... I will pay for more keys. I am so sorry.	I... I will... I... I will pay for more keys. I am so sorry.
300	00:17:15,702	00:17:18,121	[footsteps thump]	[footsteps thump]
301	00:17:18,204	00:17:19,080	[door thuds]	[door thuds]
302	00:17:19,706	00:17:20,623	Okay.	Okay.
303	00:17:22,375	00:17:24,419	[cellphone rings]	[cellphone rings]
304	00:17:24,502	00:17:25,962	[keyboard clacking]	[keyboard clacking]
305	00:17:26,046	00:17:26,713	Hmm.	Hmm.
306	00:17:30,300	00:17:31,134	What up?	What up?
307	00:17:31,217	00:17:33,720	[Kate] Laura, guess where I am?	[Kate] Laura, guess where I am?
308	00:17:33,803	00:17:36,681	- Where? - In Carbondale.	- Where? - In Carbondale.
309	00:17:36,765	00:17:38,349	[Laura] On your book tour?	[Laura] On your book tour?
310	00:17:38,433	00:17:40,310	Uh, not exactly.	Uh, not exactly.
311	00:17:40,393	00:17:42,979	David Kirkpatrick brought me down to do a reading.	David Kirkpatrick brought me down to do a reading.
312	00:17:43,063	00:17:46,649	Whoa, I haven't heard about that dude in a while.	Whoa, I haven't heard about that dude in a while.
313	00:17:46,733	00:17:48,401	Oh, remember how he used to be so into you.	Oh, remember how he used to be so into you.
314	00:17:48,485	00:17:53,990	He was not. He's married now. Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale.	He was not. He's married now. Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale.
315	00:17:54,074	00:17:57,160	Wow, Carbondale. That's wild.	Wow, Carbondale. That's wild.
316	00:17:57,243	00:18:00,330	And I'm staying at that bed-and-breakfast on our old street.	And I'm staying at that bed-and-breakfast on our old street.
317	00:18:00,413	00:18:03,041	[gasps] Does it still smell like weed?	[gasps] Does it still smell like weed?
318	00:18:03,124	00:18:04,042	[Kate] Yes.	[Kate] Yes.
319	00:18:04,125	00:18:05,668	[swooshes]	[swooshes]
320	00:18:05,752	00:18:10,131	Oh, my God, I love it here. I forgot how cozy this place is.	Oh, my God, I love it here. I forgot how cozy this place is.
321	00:18:10,590	00:18:11,758	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
322	00:18:12,383	00:18:14,594	I am standing right in front of our old house.	I am standing right in front of our old house.
323	00:18:14,677	00:18:16,638	Man, I loved that house.	Man, I loved that house.
324	00:18:16,721	00:18:20,517	[Laura] We had all those like little Tibetan prayer flags everywhere.	[Laura] We had all those like little Tibetan prayer flags everywhere.
325	00:18:20,600	00:18:24,687	Actually, I'm realizing now that that was probably some fucked up cultural appropriation...	Actually, I'm realizing now that that was probably some fucked up cultural appropriation...
326	00:18:24,771	00:18:26,731	Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Okay, goodbye.	Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Okay, goodbye.
327	00:18:27,440	00:18:28,441	[Laura]Okay, send me a pic of the house.	[Laura]Okay, send me a pic of the house.
328	00:18:28,525	00:18:30,151	Okay, I will. Bye, bye.	Okay, I will. Bye, bye.
329	00:18:32,112	00:18:33,238	[line ringing]	[line ringing]
330	00:18:33,321	00:18:34,489	[Michael] This is Michael's voicemail.	[Michael] This is Michael's voicemail.
331	00:18:34,572	00:18:36,616	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.
332	00:18:36,699	00:18:37,575	[line beeps]	[line beeps]
333	00:18:37,659	00:18:40,036	Hey, Michael. It's Kate.	Hey, Michael. It's Kate.
334	00:18:40,120	00:18:41,746	Uh, I just missed a call from you.	Uh, I just missed a call from you.
335	00:18:41,830	00:18:46,292	Um, I don't know if you're calling to get together or whatever,	Um, I don't know if you're calling to get together or whatever,
336	00:18:46,376	00:18:50,255	but I'm actually out of town, uh, on my book tour.	but I'm actually out of town, uh, on my book tour.
337	00:18:50,880	00:18:53,758	So, maybe we could get a drink when I'm back in town.	So, maybe we could get a drink when I'm back in town.
338	00:18:53,842	00:18:57,428	Great, okay. So, give me a call back. Okay, bye.	Great, okay. So, give me a call back. Okay, bye.
339	00:19:07,188	00:19:07,856	[camera shutter clicks]	[camera shutter clicks]
340	00:19:10,733	00:19:13,361	- Hey! - Oh, hi.	- Hey! - Oh, hi.
341	00:19:13,444	00:19:16,531	S... Um, sorry. I used to live here.	S... Um, sorry. I used to live here.
342	00:19:17,198	00:19:19,617	Aren't you the visiting author?	Aren't you the visiting author?
343	00:19:19,701	00:19:24,414	Yeah, I'm... I'm Kate. Hi. Hi. I'm staying right across the street.	Yeah, I'm... I'm Kate. Hi. Hi. I'm staying right across the street.
344	00:19:24,497	00:19:26,708	Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm Animal.	Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm Animal.
345	00:19:29,586	00:19:31,129	Did you want to see the whole place?	Did you want to see the whole place?
346	00:19:31,212	00:19:33,590	Yes, yeah.	Yes, yeah.
347	00:19:36,176	00:19:37,177	That's Hugo.	That's Hugo.
348	00:19:38,261	00:19:39,220	[door closes]	[door closes]
349	00:19:39,304	00:19:40,680	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
350	00:19:40,763	00:19:42,223	Kate used to live here.	Kate used to live here.
351	00:19:42,849	00:19:46,311	- Really? - Like 15 years ago.	- Really? - Like 15 years ago.
352	00:19:46,394	00:19:48,479	Now she's like a super successful author.	Now she's like a super successful author.
353	00:19:49,314	00:19:51,858	- Cool. - Well, I wouldn't say super.	- Cool. - Well, I wouldn't say super.
354	00:19:51,941	00:19:53,276	You wrote a book.	You wrote a book.
355	00:19:53,359	00:19:54,777	She wrote a book.	She wrote a book.
356	00:19:54,861	00:19:57,447	Hey, did they used to call this the Writer's Retreat back then?	Hey, did they used to call this the Writer's Retreat back then?
357	00:19:57,530	00:19:59,324	Do you guys still call it the Writer's Retreat?	Do you guys still call it the Writer's Retreat?
358	00:19:59,782	00:20:02,702	- I named it the Writer's Retreat. - Seriously?	- I named it the Writer's Retreat. - Seriously?
359	00:20:02,785	00:20:05,747	Yes, we were all creative writing majors.	Yes, we were all creative writing majors.
360	00:20:05,830	00:20:08,833	Man, you're like our forefathers then.	Man, you're like our forefathers then.
361	00:20:08,917	00:20:11,294	[chuckling]	[chuckling]
362	00:20:11,377	00:20:12,587	That's Tall Brandon.	That's Tall Brandon.
363	00:20:13,588	00:20:14,714	Hey.	Hey.
364	00:20:16,633	00:20:18,259	Can I see my old room?	Can I see my old room?
365	00:20:19,344	00:20:24,140	- I put those stars up there. - Wow, I look at those.	- I put those stars up there. - Wow, I look at those.
366	00:20:24,224	00:20:26,601	Hmm, I used to look at them, too.	Hmm, I used to look at them, too.
367	00:20:29,771	00:20:30,647	[sighs]	[sighs]
368	00:20:31,356	00:20:35,443	Man, I feel so far away from the person I was when I lived in this room.	Man, I feel so far away from the person I was when I lived in this room.
369	00:20:35,526	00:20:38,238	I can't wait to feel far away from this room.	I can't wait to feel far away from this room.
370	00:20:38,738	00:20:40,406	I remember that feeling too.	I remember that feeling too.
371	00:20:41,574	00:20:42,659	And now you're back.	And now you're back.
372	00:20:42,742	00:20:44,911	Yes. I'm back at college.	Yes. I'm back at college.
373	00:20:46,329	00:20:47,914	Do you know Professor Kirkpatrick?	Do you know Professor Kirkpatrick?
374	00:20:47,997	00:20:49,499	He's the one who invited me here.	He's the one who invited me here.
375	00:20:49,582	00:20:53,461	- I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class. - Oh, yeah. He's incredible.	- I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class. - Oh, yeah. He's incredible.
376	00:20:53,544	00:20:55,630	I mean, he's pretty much the reason I'm a writer.	I mean, he's pretty much the reason I'm a writer.
377	00:20:56,589	00:20:58,591	Yeah, no, everyone seems to really like him.	Yeah, no, everyone seems to really like him.
378	00:20:59,759	00:21:00,677	Hey.	Hey.
379	00:21:04,514	00:21:06,766	Do you still want to get the kegs?	Do you still want to get the kegs?
380	00:21:06,849	00:21:09,852	Tall Brandon, you want to maybe put some clothes on?	Tall Brandon, you want to maybe put some clothes on?
381	00:21:11,813	00:21:13,439	I'm not fully dry yet.	I'm not fully dry yet.
382	00:21:16,442	00:21:18,653	We're having a party tonight.	We're having a party tonight.
383	00:21:18,736	00:21:20,863	We used to have incredible parties here.	We used to have incredible parties here.
384	00:21:21,906	00:21:23,199	You should come.	You should come.
385	00:21:23,283	00:21:24,575	Yeah, maybe.	Yeah, maybe.
386	00:21:25,868	00:21:28,871	[light music playing]	[light music playing]
387	00:21:47,390	00:21:48,057	[scoffs]	[scoffs]
388	00:21:49,642	00:21:51,894	Chris lunged at me with unimaginable speed	Chris lunged at me with unimaginable speed
389	00:21:51,978	00:21:55,606	- and plunged his sword past my third arm toward... - [door opens]	- and plunged his sword past my third arm toward... - [door opens]
390	00:21:56,607	00:21:58,443	[Michael] Carry on [inaudible].	[Michael] Carry on [inaudible].
391	00:21:58,526	00:22:00,486	...directly into my heart.	...directly into my heart.
392	00:22:00,945	00:22:04,407	Strangely, as I began bleeding to death in the middle of the park,	Strangely, as I began bleeding to death in the middle of the park,
393	00:22:04,490	00:22:06,909	all I could think about was whether this was the fastest	all I could think about was whether this was the fastest
394	00:22:06,993	00:22:09,329	that anyone had ever died in sword combat.	that anyone had ever died in sword combat.
395	00:22:09,996	00:22:10,830	I was torn about it.	I was torn about it.
396	00:22:10,913	00:22:13,499	On the one hand, it didn't seem like anyone could have ever died faster,	On the one hand, it didn't seem like anyone could have ever died faster,
397	00:22:13,583	00:22:15,835	but then again, whenever you think something like that,	but then again, whenever you think something like that,
398	00:22:15,918	00:22:18,546	there's always someone ready to defy your expectation.	there's always someone ready to defy your expectation.
399	00:22:19,005	00:22:22,592	Oh, wow, well, much improved, much improved.	Oh, wow, well, much improved, much improved.
400	00:22:22,675	00:22:23,551	[applause]	[applause]
401	00:22:23,634	00:22:26,763	I think I may only add one small, small note. I think you know what it is.	I think I may only add one small, small note. I think you know what it is.
402	00:22:26,846	00:22:28,056	I want you to chop off the beginning.	I want you to chop off the beginning.
403	00:22:28,723	00:22:30,641	First page, gone.	First page, gone.
404	00:22:30,725	00:22:31,809	Okay, yeah.	Okay, yeah.
405	00:22:31,893	00:22:34,312	I know it's difficult, but we should just be in it.	I know it's difficult, but we should just be in it.
406	00:22:34,395	00:22:35,605	[man 1] Yeah, thank you.	[man 1] Yeah, thank you.
407	00:22:35,688	00:22:36,731	[Michael] Be in it already.	[Michael] Be in it already.
408	00:22:37,523	00:22:40,360	All right, so you may have noticed that we have a visitor.	All right, so you may have noticed that we have a visitor.
409	00:22:41,611	00:22:44,530	Uh, some of you were in her reading last night	Uh, some of you were in her reading last night
410	00:22:44,614	00:22:47,575	and for those of you who were not, this is Kate Conklin.	and for those of you who were not, this is Kate Conklin.
411	00:22:47,658	00:22:51,412	Uh, it may interest you to know that long ago in ancient history,	Uh, it may interest you to know that long ago in ancient history,
412	00:22:51,496	00:22:55,083	Kate was in my very first class ever as a professor.	Kate was in my very first class ever as a professor.
413	00:22:55,750	00:22:59,587	And I think, that year, I was younger than you are now if you can believe it?	And I think, that year, I was younger than you are now if you can believe it?
414	00:22:59,670	00:23:00,797	I can't. [chuckles]	I can't. [chuckles]
415	00:23:00,880	00:23:02,632	I know. It does seem unbelievable.	I know. It does seem unbelievable.
416	00:23:02,715	00:23:05,301	All right, well, Miss Conklin is here to observe,	All right, well, Miss Conklin is here to observe,
417	00:23:05,385	00:23:06,594	so, let's give her something to observe.	so, let's give her something to observe.
418	00:23:06,677	00:23:07,553	Who's up next?	Who's up next?
419	00:23:08,137	00:23:08,971	I'll go.	I'll go.
420	00:23:09,055	00:23:10,473	April. Fantastic.	April. Fantastic.
421	00:23:20,858	00:23:22,026	[April] This is called Duvet.	[April] This is called Duvet.
422	00:23:25,071	00:23:29,700	I imagine you stepping into this dream wearing your own body and saying,	I imagine you stepping into this dream wearing your own body and saying,
423	00:23:29,784	00:23:33,162	"What the fuck?" Like you already know what the fuck?	"What the fuck?" Like you already know what the fuck?
424	00:23:35,081	00:23:39,001	I don't mean to sound crass, but where your teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point.	I don't mean to sound crass, but where your teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point.
425	00:23:40,086	00:23:43,089	I go limp when out buying groceries,	I go limp when out buying groceries,
426	00:23:44,549	00:23:46,843	the burning orange chicken in your beard	the burning orange chicken in your beard
427	00:23:46,926	00:23:49,846	smells like a pesticide and it kills me.	smells like a pesticide and it kills me.
428	00:23:51,639	00:23:54,767	Tired now, I unbutton your skin and slip inside	Tired now, I unbutton your skin and slip inside
429	00:23:55,184	00:23:59,730	where everything is white and only I exist.	where everything is white and only I exist.
430	00:24:00,481	00:24:05,903	[applause]	[applause]
431	00:24:05,987	00:24:08,656	I lost a bunch of library books and I didn't know if that would affect my grade.	I lost a bunch of library books and I didn't know if that would affect my grade.
432	00:24:09,657	00:24:14,537	That's... That's something you'll have to talk about with the librarian, you know.	That's... That's something you'll have to talk about with the librarian, you know.
433	00:24:14,620	00:24:15,830	- Okay. - Yeah.	- Okay. - Yeah.
434	00:24:15,913	00:24:18,958	Kate, thanks for coming. Did you enjoy it?	Kate, thanks for coming. Did you enjoy it?
435	00:24:19,041	00:24:21,377	Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah, I loved it.	Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah, I loved it.
436	00:24:21,461	00:24:28,384	All right. Okay, well, it's actually my office hour now, so I can't hang out, but, um...	All right. Okay, well, it's actually my office hour now, so I can't hang out, but, um...
437	00:24:28,468	00:24:30,511	Oh, yeah, of course.	Oh, yeah, of course.
438	00:24:30,595	00:24:33,890	But I... I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow, yeah?	But I... I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow, yeah?
439	00:24:33,973	00:24:34,807	Yes.	Yes.
440	00:24:34,891	00:24:37,477	- Okay, right. - Yeah, with Alexis?	- Okay, right. - Yeah, with Alexis?
441	00:24:37,977	00:24:42,440	Oh, uh, no. She... She'll be out of town.	Oh, uh, no. She... She'll be out of town.
442	00:24:42,523	00:24:43,399	Oh.	Oh.
443	00:24:43,483	00:24:44,525	- In Kentucky. - Bummer!	- In Kentucky. - Bummer!
444	00:24:44,609	00:24:46,068	Visiting her sister.	Visiting her sister.
445	00:24:46,152	00:24:47,069	Cool.	Cool.
446	00:24:47,153	00:24:49,155	- Yeah, but you and me, yeah? - Yeah.	- Yeah, but you and me, yeah? - Yeah.
447	00:24:49,822	00:24:51,491	Thank you again for having me.	Thank you again for having me.
448	00:24:51,949	00:24:53,493	Thank you for being had.	Thank you for being had.
449	00:24:55,661	00:24:58,748	- Sorry, inappropriate probably. - Yeah, it's all right.	- Sorry, inappropriate probably. - Yeah, it's all right.
450	00:24:58,831	00:24:59,957	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
451	00:25:00,041	00:25:01,584	- I'm not allowed to say this kind of thing anymore. - No.	- I'm not allowed to say this kind of thing anymore. - No.
452	00:25:01,667	00:25:03,586	But all right, I'll see you tomorrow.	But all right, I'll see you tomorrow.
453	00:25:03,669	00:25:05,046	- Yes. - Yeah, okay great.	- Yes. - Yeah, okay great.
454	00:25:05,671	00:25:06,547	Okay.	Okay.
455	00:25:06,631	00:25:08,841	[indistinct chatter]	[indistinct chatter]
456	00:25:08,925	00:25:12,094	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
457	00:25:18,142	00:25:21,145	[faint music playing]	[faint music playing]
458	00:25:30,530	00:25:31,239	Kate Conklin?	Kate Conklin?
459	00:25:32,907	00:25:35,535	- It's me. It's Brad. - Brad?	- It's me. It's Brad. - Brad?
460	00:25:36,118	00:25:38,579	Oh, my God! Bradley Cooper.	Oh, my God! Bradley Cooper.
461	00:25:38,663	00:25:42,792	- Hi. - Oh, you're like a man now.	- Hi. - Oh, you're like a man now.
462	00:25:42,875	00:25:46,087	[chuckles] Thanks. Thank... You too. I mean, a woman, I mean.	[chuckles] Thanks. Thank... You too. I mean, a woman, I mean.
463	00:25:46,170	00:25:51,133	Wow. Bradley Cooper, crazy! It's been so long.	Wow. Bradley Cooper, crazy! It's been so long.
464	00:25:51,217	00:25:53,844	Yeah, I... I... I actually just go by Brad now.	Yeah, I... I... I actually just go by Brad now.
465	00:25:53,928	00:25:55,721	- Really? - Yeah.	- Really? - Yeah.
466	00:25:56,973	00:25:58,641	So, what are you doing here?	So, what are you doing here?
467	00:25:58,724	00:26:01,644	Oh, right. Oh, I'm just in town for a few days.	Oh, right. Oh, I'm just in town for a few days.
468	00:26:01,727	00:26:04,855	The university brought me down to do a reading for my new book.	The university brought me down to do a reading for my new book.
469	00:26:04,939	00:26:08,109	No ways! So, you actually became a writer? That's so cool.	No ways! So, you actually became a writer? That's so cool.
470	00:26:08,192	00:26:10,069	Yeah, I guess it is.	Yeah, I guess it is.
471	00:26:11,070	00:26:17,076	- [phone ringing] - [yawns]	- [phone ringing] - [yawns]
472	00:26:18,160	00:26:20,788	Oh, my God! What fun thing are you doing right now?	Oh, my God! What fun thing are you doing right now?
473	00:26:20,871	00:26:23,833	You're never gonna fucking believe who I'm getting drinks with.	You're never gonna fucking believe who I'm getting drinks with.
474	00:26:23,916	00:26:26,002	- Who? - [Kate] Bradley Cooper.	- Who? - [Kate] Bradley Cooper.
475	00:26:26,085	00:26:28,004	[Laura] From Smith Halls?	[Laura] From Smith Halls?
476	00:26:28,087	00:26:30,131	Yes, except for he's like really cool now.	Yes, except for he's like really cool now.
477	00:26:31,340	00:26:33,968	Do you remember when we saw him crying?	Do you remember when we saw him crying?
478	00:26:34,051	00:26:36,679	Oh, my God! Yes. In the Jimmy John's.	Oh, my God! Yes. In the Jimmy John's.
479	00:26:36,762	00:26:38,097	You should sneak me a pic of him.	You should sneak me a pic of him.
480	00:26:38,180	00:26:40,057	No, I'm not doing that.	No, I'm not doing that.
481	00:26:40,141	00:26:41,851	[Laura] Come on, I want to see him.	[Laura] Come on, I want to see him.
482	00:26:41,934	00:26:44,937	No, you always make me do that and I always get caught.	No, you always make me do that and I always get caught.
483	00:26:45,021	00:26:47,815	I want to see him, Kate, come on.	I want to see him, Kate, come on.
484	00:26:47,898	00:26:48,733	- No. - [Laura] Katie.	- No. - [Laura] Katie.
485	00:26:48,816	00:26:49,692	No, I'm not doing it.	No, I'm not doing it.
486	00:26:49,775	00:26:50,818	- [Laura] Katie. - I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.	- [Laura] Katie. - I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
487	00:26:50,901	00:26:52,111	I gotta go. I'm here. I love you. Goodbye.	I gotta go. I'm here. I love you. Goodbye.
488	00:26:52,194	00:26:53,613	[Kate] I gotta go. I love you.	[Kate] I gotta go. I love you.
489	00:26:56,032	00:26:58,117	[car passes by]	[car passes by]
490	00:26:58,200	00:27:01,871	I got a pitcher of beer coming. I hope that's okay. I took the liberty of choosing.	I got a pitcher of beer coming. I hope that's okay. I took the liberty of choosing.
491	00:27:01,954	00:27:03,247	Oh, yeah. That's fine.	Oh, yeah. That's fine.
492	00:27:03,956	00:27:06,542	Uh, sorry, this is a work thing.	Uh, sorry, this is a work thing.
493	00:27:06,626	00:27:08,586	I have to answer this real quick. I'm sorry.	I have to answer this real quick. I'm sorry.
494	00:27:08,669	00:27:11,380	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
495	00:27:18,137	00:27:19,889	- Oh, what was that? - [sighs]	- Oh, what was that? - [sighs]
496	00:27:19,972	00:27:22,975	Oh, God, my phone just keeps flashing.	Oh, God, my phone just keeps flashing.
497	00:27:23,643	00:27:24,810	Oh, weird.	Oh, weird.
498	00:27:24,894	00:27:25,770	Yes.	Yes.
499	00:27:27,355	00:27:29,148	I'm so glad that you came.	I'm so glad that you came.
500	00:27:30,650	00:27:35,655	This is weird, but I used to jerk off to you in college.	This is weird, but I used to jerk off to you in college.
501	00:27:36,656	00:27:37,698	Really?	Really?
502	00:27:37,782	00:27:41,327	Yes, like you were my number one... number one jerk off.	Yes, like you were my number one... number one jerk off.
503	00:27:42,244	00:27:43,287	Wow.	Wow.
504	00:27:43,954	00:27:46,749	Yeah, and then when I saw you today, I just...	Yeah, and then when I saw you today, I just...
505	00:27:46,832	00:27:51,128	It all came rushing back and I was like, "Oh, my God! I forgot about that girl."	It all came rushing back and I was like, "Oh, my God! I forgot about that girl."
506	00:27:51,879	00:27:53,089	Totally!	Totally!
507	00:27:53,172	00:27:55,216	Sorry that took forever.	Sorry that took forever.
508	00:27:55,299	00:27:57,093	The bartender was so slow.	The bartender was so slow.
509	00:27:57,176	00:28:01,097	Oh, that's okay. Uh, do we order food with you, or up at the bar?	Oh, that's okay. Uh, do we order food with you, or up at the bar?
510	00:28:01,180	00:28:03,599	Oh, no. I don't work here.	Oh, no. I don't work here.
511	00:28:03,683	00:28:05,643	Oh, yeah. No, Kate, this is my friend Rachel.	Oh, yeah. No, Kate, this is my friend Rachel.
512	00:28:05,726	00:28:07,978	- She's an old friend. - Oh, I'm so sorry.	- She's an old friend. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
513	00:28:08,062	00:28:09,647	Oh, that's... It's great.	Oh, that's... It's great.
514	00:28:09,772	00:28:10,439	Yeah.	Yeah.
515	00:28:13,943	00:28:16,362	- So, were you already here? - Mm-Hm.	- So, were you already here? - Mm-Hm.
516	00:28:16,445	00:28:18,030	Brad invited me.	Brad invited me.
517	00:28:18,864	00:28:20,116	Yeah, I thought we could all hang out together.	Yeah, I thought we could all hang out together.
518	00:28:21,367	00:28:22,702	Totally.	Totally.
519	00:28:25,037	00:28:26,747	- Kate, you want to vape? - Oh!	- Kate, you want to vape? - Oh!
520	00:28:27,373	00:28:29,291	- It's weed. - No, I'm... I'm good.	- It's weed. - No, I'm... I'm good.
521	00:28:29,375	00:28:31,252	- Oh, come on. - You just press the button.	- Oh, come on. - You just press the button.
522	00:28:31,335	00:28:32,253	- Press the button. - Yeah.	- Press the button. - Yeah.
523	00:28:33,754	00:28:34,922	So, what's your book you wrote?	So, what's your book you wrote?
524	00:28:35,005	00:28:36,298	Oh, yeah, tell us about it.	Oh, yeah, tell us about it.
525	00:28:36,382	00:28:37,758	Oh, yeah, oh.	Oh, yeah, oh.
526	00:28:37,842	00:28:39,927	Um, so it takes place in New England,	Um, so it takes place in New England,
527	00:28:40,010	00:28:44,014	on this island off the coast of Connecticut called Manchester Island	on this island off the coast of Connecticut called Manchester Island
528	00:28:44,098	00:28:47,059	and the main character is this guy called Calvin.	and the main character is this guy called Calvin.
529	00:28:47,143	00:28:48,853	And he's really wealthy,	And he's really wealthy,
530	00:28:48,936	00:28:51,689	but he has this like really strained relationship with his parents	but he has this like really strained relationship with his parents
531	00:28:51,814	00:28:55,818	because he's adopted and he's always felt out of place, you know.	because he's adopted and he's always felt out of place, you know.
532	00:28:55,901	00:28:57,820	And, um, so, okay.	And, um, so, okay.
533	00:28:57,903	00:28:59,989	So, anyway, every day, he goes for a walk	So, anyway, every day, he goes for a walk
534	00:29:00,072	00:29:01,824	and he sits on this really specific rock	and he sits on this really specific rock
535	00:29:01,907	00:29:04,076	and then one day, he goes there and there's this woman there.	and then one day, he goes there and there's this woman there.
536	00:29:04,160	00:29:08,831	And he's never seen her before, but she's beautiful and she's wild.	And he's never seen her before, but she's beautiful and she's wild.
537	00:29:08,914	00:29:09,832	- And she's... - Do they fuck?	- And she's... - Do they fuck?
538	00:29:10,750	00:29:12,293	They actually don't.	They actually don't.
539	00:29:12,376	00:29:16,672	He loves her, of course, but the whole thing is very restrained.	He loves her, of course, but the whole thing is very restrained.
540	00:29:16,756	00:29:19,341	Yeah, I could go for a little restraint.	Yeah, I could go for a little restraint.
541	00:29:19,425	00:29:20,342	Exactly.	Exactly.
542	00:29:20,426	00:29:23,179	So, could I, but you know, people don't usually want that.	So, could I, but you know, people don't usually want that.
543	00:29:23,262	00:29:26,682	They want something dramatic and exciting, bold.	They want something dramatic and exciting, bold.
544	00:29:26,766	00:29:29,852	But I don't think that life is bold like it is stories.	But I don't think that life is bold like it is stories.
545	00:29:29,935	00:29:33,022	I think real life is just very restrained.	I think real life is just very restrained.
546	00:29:33,439	00:29:36,776	[moaning]	[moaning]
547	00:29:41,822	00:29:45,284	♪ One, two, three, four ♪	♪ One, two, three, four ♪
548	00:29:45,367	00:29:47,953	[somber music playing]	[somber music playing]
549	00:29:48,037	00:29:50,331	[woman 2] Oh, my God! I'm not doing this anymore.	[woman 2] Oh, my God! I'm not doing this anymore.
550	00:29:51,290	00:29:52,792	Get up, Meredith.	Get up, Meredith.
551	00:29:53,250	00:29:55,127	Meredith, get up.	Meredith, get up.
552	00:29:55,211	00:29:58,047	I'm getting seriously pissed off with you right now.	I'm getting seriously pissed off with you right now.
553	00:29:58,798	00:30:00,174	[woman 3] My legs are broken.	[woman 3] My legs are broken.
554	00:30:00,257	00:30:02,802	[woman 2] Your legs are not broken. Get up.	[woman 2] Your legs are not broken. Get up.
555	00:30:06,138	00:30:08,849	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
556	00:30:08,933	00:30:09,934	Fuck!	Fuck!
557	00:30:10,017	00:30:12,186	[breaths heavily]	[breaths heavily]
558	00:30:12,269	00:30:13,854	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
559	00:30:15,105	00:30:16,148	[exhales]	[exhales]
560	00:30:19,902	00:30:22,905	[slow music playing]	[slow music playing]
561	00:30:49,390	00:30:51,058	Who the fuck is that?	Who the fuck is that?
562	00:30:54,478	00:30:55,855	[sighs]	[sighs]
563	00:30:57,857	00:31:00,860	[cellphone clacking]	[cellphone clacking]
564	00:31:07,199	00:31:08,033	[cellphone beeps]	[cellphone beeps]
565	00:31:14,957	00:31:16,208	Write back.	Write back.
566	00:31:18,335	00:31:20,379	Write back, you fucking asshole.	Write back, you fucking asshole.
567	00:31:22,047	00:31:22,923	[groans]	[groans]
568	00:31:28,220	00:31:31,932	[upbeat music playing]	[upbeat music playing]
569	00:31:35,352	00:31:37,354	[peeing]	[peeing]
570	00:31:37,438	00:31:39,231	[cellphone rings]	[cellphone rings]
571	00:31:39,899	00:31:40,566	[Kate] Hey.	[Kate] Hey.
572	00:31:41,609	00:31:43,027	[peeing]	[peeing]
573	00:31:43,110	00:31:46,196	- Hey. [Kate] Laura, I'm at our house.	- Hey. [Kate] Laura, I'm at our house.
574	00:31:46,280	00:31:48,324	[Laura] What are you doing at our house?	[Laura] What are you doing at our house?
575	00:31:48,407	00:31:50,034	They're having a party.	They're having a party.
576	00:31:50,117	00:31:51,493	Wait, what happened to Bradley Cooper?	Wait, what happened to Bradley Cooper?
577	00:31:51,577	00:31:54,288	[Kate]Oh, that was the worst. Oh, my God, I'll tell you about it later.	[Kate]Oh, that was the worst. Oh, my God, I'll tell you about it later.
578	00:31:54,955	00:31:57,499	- [Laura] What's it like? - It seems cool.	- [Laura] What's it like? - It seems cool.
579	00:31:57,583	00:31:59,960	Like way cooler than our parties.	Like way cooler than our parties.
580	00:32:00,044	00:32:01,503	- Oh! - [Kate] What are you doing?	- Oh! - [Kate] What are you doing?
581	00:32:02,212	00:32:08,302	Oh. Well, I guess I was peeing, but now I'm just sitting on the toilet with my pants down.	Oh. Well, I guess I was peeing, but now I'm just sitting on the toilet with my pants down.
582	00:32:08,385	00:32:12,306	Okay, so Michael posted a new photo and this one is with a girl.	Okay, so Michael posted a new photo and this one is with a girl.
583	00:32:12,389	00:32:14,600	[Laura] You have to stop looking at his Instagram.	[Laura] You have to stop looking at his Instagram.
584	00:32:14,683	00:32:20,064	I know. I only look at it when I'm sad and I texted him.	I know. I only look at it when I'm sad and I texted him.
585	00:32:20,147	00:32:21,023	Kate!	Kate!
586	00:32:21,106	00:32:23,025	[Kate]Oh, shit! I think he's ringing me back.	[Kate]Oh, shit! I think he's ringing me back.
587	00:32:24,234	00:32:25,903	It's just my battery. I gotta go.	It's just my battery. I gotta go.
588	00:32:25,986	00:32:29,531	[groans] Okay, well, I probably wet my vagina now.	[groans] Okay, well, I probably wet my vagina now.
589	00:32:29,615	00:32:30,616	Call me in the morning.	Call me in the morning.
590	00:32:31,992	00:32:32,868	She's gone.	She's gone.
591	00:32:32,952	00:32:33,702	[cellphone clicks]	[cellphone clicks]
592	00:32:35,120	00:32:36,038	[sighs]	[sighs]
593	00:32:36,121	00:32:39,959	[slow music playing]	[slow music playing]
594	00:32:41,627	00:32:43,295	Hey, Tall Brandon.	Hey, Tall Brandon.
595	00:32:43,379	00:32:46,298	Oh, hey. You came to our party.	Oh, hey. You came to our party.
596	00:32:46,382	00:32:48,133	- Mm-Hm. - This is so crazy.	- Mm-Hm. - This is so crazy.
597	00:32:48,634	00:32:50,302	Do you want some weed?	Do you want some weed?
598	00:32:51,553	00:32:57,142	Um, do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you?	Um, do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you?
599	00:32:58,352	00:32:59,478	I don't know.	I don't know.
600	00:33:06,151	00:33:09,446	I used to dance in this room like 15 years ago.	I used to dance in this room like 15 years ago.
601	00:33:10,489	00:33:13,033	I was in kindergarten 15 years ago.	I was in kindergarten 15 years ago.
602	00:33:13,117	00:33:15,494	- [coughs] - ♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪	- [coughs] - ♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪
603	00:33:15,577	00:33:18,539	♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪	♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪
604	00:33:18,622	00:33:21,458	♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪	♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪
605	00:33:21,542	00:33:24,253	♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪	♪ I will vow my heart to you ♪
606	00:33:24,336	00:33:27,756	♪ There's nothing in this world That we won't do ♪	♪ There's nothing in this world That we won't do ♪
607	00:33:29,717	00:33:33,595	♪ Nothing in this world That we won't do ♪	♪ Nothing in this world That we won't do ♪
608	00:33:36,015	00:33:38,600	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
609	00:33:38,684	00:33:41,478	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
610	00:33:41,562	00:33:44,148	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
611	00:33:44,523	00:33:47,151	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
612	00:34:01,582	00:34:03,292	- Hey, you came. - What?	- Hey, you came. - What?
613	00:34:03,375	00:34:04,626	I said, hey you came.	I said, hey you came.
614	00:34:04,710	00:34:05,711	Hold on.	Hold on.
615	00:34:09,048	00:34:11,133	- You came. - Oh, yeah.	- You came. - Oh, yeah.
616	00:34:11,216	00:34:12,718	- Yeah. - Is it weird?	- Yeah. - Is it weird?
617	00:34:13,510	00:34:15,220	Yes, it's super weird.	Yes, it's super weird.
618	00:34:15,304	00:34:17,514	- Really? - Yeah, I'm kidding. It's fine.	- Really? - Yeah, I'm kidding. It's fine.
619	00:34:17,598	00:34:19,058	No one thinks it's weird.	No one thinks it's weird.
620	00:34:19,683	00:34:21,268	Trust me, it's awesome.	Trust me, it's awesome.
621	00:34:21,769	00:34:23,604	I mean you're like an actual writer.	I mean you're like an actual writer.
622	00:34:25,230	00:34:27,733	I mean, technically, you're an actual writer, too.	I mean, technically, you're an actual writer, too.
623	00:34:29,526	00:34:31,361	Technically, yes. That's true.	Technically, yes. That's true.
624	00:34:34,323	00:34:35,407	[woman 4] April!	[woman 4] April!
625	00:34:41,330	00:34:44,208	I'm... I'm going to go dance.	I'm... I'm going to go dance.
626	00:34:44,291	00:34:46,627	- Okay. - Okay.	- Okay. - Okay.
627	00:34:46,710	00:34:49,296	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
628	00:34:49,379	00:34:52,174	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
629	00:34:52,257	00:34:54,676	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
630	00:34:54,760	00:34:57,221	♪ How violent are you? ♪	♪ How violent are you? ♪
631	00:34:57,596	00:34:58,430	Cool party.	Cool party.
632	00:35:00,224	00:35:01,141	Yeah.	Yeah.
633	00:35:12,194	00:35:13,112	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
634	00:35:16,281	00:35:17,449	[sighs]	[sighs]
635	00:35:18,158	00:35:22,621	Hey, Tall Brandon. Do you have an iPhone charger?	Hey, Tall Brandon. Do you have an iPhone charger?
636	00:35:22,704	00:35:26,208	- What? - Do you have an iPhone charger?	- What? - Do you have an iPhone charger?
637	00:35:26,291	00:35:28,043	Oh, I'm a Galaxy boy.	Oh, I'm a Galaxy boy.
638	00:35:28,127	00:35:29,711	You got to talk to Animal, he's upstairs.	You got to talk to Animal, he's upstairs.
639	00:35:29,795	00:35:31,046	- Animal? - Yeah, Animal.	- Animal? - Yeah, Animal.
640	00:35:31,130	00:35:32,339	Oh, yeah. Cool.	Oh, yeah. Cool.
641	00:35:32,798	00:35:35,801	[eerie music playing]	[eerie music playing]
642	00:35:38,178	00:35:38,846	Animal.	Animal.
643	00:35:52,151	00:35:52,818	[groans]	[groans]
644	00:35:54,361	00:35:55,237	[cellphone thuds]	[cellphone thuds]
645	00:36:04,830	00:36:07,833	[moaning]	[moaning]
646	00:36:10,919	00:36:11,795	[Emma] Oh, no!	[Emma] Oh, no!
647	00:36:12,588	00:36:13,463	[smooches]	[smooches]
648	00:36:14,381	00:36:15,549	Did you buy more condoms?	Did you buy more condoms?
649	00:36:16,466	00:36:17,759	- Good. - [Animal] Yep.	- Good. - [Animal] Yep.
650	00:36:17,843	00:36:19,761	[groans] [Emma] Don't rip my skirt.	[groans] [Emma] Don't rip my skirt.
651	00:36:19,845	00:36:21,096	[giggling]	[giggling]
652	00:36:21,180	00:36:22,347	Don't do it.	Don't do it.
653	00:36:22,431	00:36:23,849	[giggling]	[giggling]
654	00:36:23,932	00:36:24,766	You got it.	You got it.
655	00:36:24,850	00:36:26,810	[moaning] Mm-Mm, good.	[moaning] Mm-Mm, good.
656	00:36:28,187	00:36:33,317	Whoa, whoa, whoa.	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
657	00:36:33,400	00:36:36,111	- Help me. Help me with my shirt. Okay. - Okay.	- Help me. Help me with my shirt. Okay. - Okay.
658	00:36:36,195	00:36:38,655	Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.	Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
659	00:36:38,739	00:36:39,865	- [cellphone chimes] - [inaudible]	- [cellphone chimes] - [inaudible]
660	00:36:39,948	00:36:41,742	[Emma] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.	[Emma] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.
661	00:36:41,825	00:36:44,828	[moaning]	[moaning]
662	00:36:45,787	00:36:47,122	- What? - [light clicks open]	- What? - [light clicks open]
663	00:36:47,206	00:36:49,333	[gasps]	[gasps]
664	00:36:51,960	00:36:53,629	Wait. Go to the last one.	Wait. Go to the last one.
665	00:36:55,422	00:36:58,800	Hmm, that's definitely attention-seeking behavior.	Hmm, that's definitely attention-seeking behavior.
666	00:36:58,884	00:37:00,844	Okay, go to the one with the girl.	Okay, go to the one with the girl.
667	00:37:03,639	00:37:04,806	I think she's just a friend.	I think she's just a friend.
668	00:37:04,890	00:37:06,516	Hold on. See if she's tagged.	Hold on. See if she's tagged.
669	00:37:06,600	00:37:08,977	Okay. Oh, she's tagged.	Okay. Oh, she's tagged.
670	00:37:19,571	00:37:21,907	My God! He has a girlfriend.	My God! He has a girlfriend.
671	00:37:22,574	00:37:24,576	Oh, I'm so pathetic.	Oh, I'm so pathetic.
672	00:37:26,370	00:37:28,580	Were you hoping you guys would get back together?	Were you hoping you guys would get back together?
673	00:37:28,664	00:37:31,166	No. Not.	No. Not.
674	00:37:31,250	00:37:34,711	Maybe. Oh, God! Oh, my God! Maybe I was.	Maybe. Oh, God! Oh, my God! Maybe I was.
675	00:37:35,879	00:37:37,631	Breakups are hard, man.	Breakups are hard, man.
676	00:37:38,882	00:37:40,175	Do you want us to walk you home?	Do you want us to walk you home?
677	00:37:40,259	00:37:44,346	No, I can't even get in. I lost the key and that old lady is so mean.	No, I can't even get in. I lost the key and that old lady is so mean.
678	00:37:44,429	00:37:45,305	[whimpers]	[whimpers]
679	00:37:57,442	00:38:00,862	I can make up a little, um, bed on the couch if you want.	I can make up a little, um, bed on the couch if you want.
680	00:38:01,530	00:38:02,406	Oh!	Oh!
681	00:38:06,994	00:38:08,870	I'll go make it. Right.	I'll go make it. Right.
682	00:38:11,540	00:38:14,668	[birds chirping]	[birds chirping]
683	00:38:23,844	00:38:24,970	[gasps]	[gasps]
684	00:38:26,763	00:38:27,639	What's up?	What's up?
685	00:38:29,766	00:38:30,892	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
686	00:38:30,976	00:38:32,477	[groans]	[groans]
687	00:38:33,979	00:38:35,939	Hey, how are you feeling?	Hey, how are you feeling?
688	00:38:36,982	00:38:37,858	Great.	Great.
689	00:38:37,941	00:38:40,485	Is it... Thank you for...	Is it... Thank you for...
690	00:38:40,944	00:38:43,030	Hey, we should clean up before we head out.	Hey, we should clean up before we head out.
691	00:38:45,699	00:38:47,409	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
692	00:38:47,492	00:38:49,411	- [inhales loudly] - Hey, when are we leaving?	- [inhales loudly] - Hey, when are we leaving?
693	00:38:49,494	00:38:51,663	In like, 30.	In like, 30.
694	00:38:52,497	00:38:55,667	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
695	00:38:56,501	00:38:57,502	You're still here.	You're still here.
696	00:38:59,087	00:39:01,757	Yeah, I... I kind of slept here. [chuckles]	Yeah, I... I kind of slept here. [chuckles]
697	00:39:01,840	00:39:05,010	Cool. What are you doing today?	Cool. What are you doing today?
698	00:39:05,761	00:39:11,767	Um, I think I'm meeting with students later this afternoon.	Um, I think I'm meeting with students later this afternoon.
699	00:39:11,850	00:39:13,727	Do you want to hang out before?	Do you want to hang out before?
700	00:39:13,810	00:39:16,313	Emma got her roommate's car and we're going to the lake.	Emma got her roommate's car and we're going to the lake.
701	00:39:16,438	00:39:18,899	Oh, my God! I've not thought about that lake in forever.	Oh, my God! I've not thought about that lake in forever.
702	00:39:18,982	00:39:20,359	Yeah, it'll be fun.	Yeah, it'll be fun.
703	00:39:23,028	00:39:25,655	[door opens then closes]	[door opens then closes]
704	00:39:25,739	00:39:29,326	[munching loudly]	[munching loudly]
705	00:39:29,409	00:39:30,660	I think I'm gonna take a shower.	I think I'm gonna take a shower.
706	00:39:31,912	00:39:33,080	[slurps]	[slurps]
707	00:39:36,500	00:39:39,002	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
708	00:39:39,086	00:39:40,420	[groans]	[groans]
709	00:39:43,548	00:39:44,966	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
710	00:39:58,855	00:40:02,776	[car doors opening]	[car doors opening]
711	00:40:08,907	00:40:10,867	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
712	00:40:12,869	00:40:14,079	Nice shirt.	Nice shirt.
713	00:40:15,914	00:40:16,915	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
714	00:40:18,542	00:40:19,626	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
715	00:40:19,709	00:40:20,961	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
716	00:40:21,044	00:40:24,047	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
717	00:40:34,766	00:40:35,934	You want one?	You want one?
718	00:40:36,435	00:40:37,436	Oh, are those drugs?	Oh, are those drugs?
719	00:40:38,061	00:40:41,565	Yeah, it's a weed gummy, but it's pretty chill.	Yeah, it's a weed gummy, but it's pretty chill.
720	00:40:52,617	00:40:56,079	Oh, I don't have a swimsuit or anything.	Oh, I don't have a swimsuit or anything.
721	00:40:57,497	00:40:58,623	Just wear your bra.	Just wear your bra.
722	00:41:04,546	00:41:05,380	Um.	Um.
723	00:41:05,464	00:41:06,381	[water splashing]	[water splashing]
724	00:41:06,465	00:41:10,635	[giggling]	[giggling]
725	00:41:18,894	00:41:19,769	Sup?	Sup?
726	00:41:20,896	00:41:22,230	Sup? [chuckles]	Sup? [chuckles]
727	00:41:23,815	00:41:25,525	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
728	00:41:25,984	00:41:26,902	You want to come in?	You want to come in?
729	00:41:46,171	00:41:49,174	Oh, man, I don't think these gummies are working.	Oh, man, I don't think these gummies are working.
730	00:41:49,257	00:41:50,091	Yeah.	Yeah.
731	00:41:50,175	00:41:51,593	[chuckling]	[chuckling]
732	00:41:51,676	00:41:53,887	Yeah, not really doing anything.	Yeah, not really doing anything.
733	00:41:53,970	00:41:55,764	- [laughs] - Maybe a dud.	- [laughs] - Maybe a dud.
734	00:41:55,847	00:41:58,850	Mm-Hm, yeah. [sighs]	Mm-Hm, yeah. [sighs]
735	00:41:58,934	00:42:01,770	Hey, I think I read something of yours from when you were here.	Hey, I think I read something of yours from when you were here.
736	00:42:02,562	00:42:03,772	- You did? - Yeah.	- You did? - Yeah.
737	00:42:03,855	00:42:05,148	The one about your brother.	The one about your brother.
738	00:42:06,858	00:42:07,776	You read that?	You read that?
739	00:42:07,859	00:42:10,153	Yeah, it was really good.	Yeah, it was really good.
740	00:42:13,657	00:42:14,950	Try saying that to my parents.	Try saying that to my parents.
741	00:42:15,033	00:42:17,035	They hardly talked to me after I wrote it.	They hardly talked to me after I wrote it.
742	00:42:19,663	00:42:20,914	Did your brother really die?	Did your brother really die?
743	00:42:21,581	00:42:22,249	Yeah.	Yeah.
744	00:42:24,251	00:42:25,877	Was he really an asshole?	Was he really an asshole?
745	00:42:28,129	00:42:29,089	Yeah.	Yeah.
746	00:42:32,217	00:42:33,843	I wish I could write stuff like that.	I wish I could write stuff like that.
747	00:42:36,096	00:42:38,557	I don't know, it didn't really pan out for me.	I don't know, it didn't really pan out for me.
748	00:42:39,224	00:42:41,101	I think it was too sad or something,	I think it was too sad or something,
749	00:42:41,184	00:42:43,186	you know, made people uncomfortable.	you know, made people uncomfortable.
750	00:42:45,605	00:42:49,526	It's not really my style anymore, you know, it's out of fashion.	It's not really my style anymore, you know, it's out of fashion.
751	00:42:49,651	00:42:51,069	Personal essay is dead.	Personal essay is dead.
752	00:42:53,196	00:42:54,072	Right.	Right.
753	00:43:09,087	00:43:14,551	Yeah, I think, um... I think those gummies are starting to work.	Yeah, I think, um... I think those gummies are starting to work.
754	00:43:14,634	00:43:16,219	[chuckling]	[chuckling]
755	00:43:16,303	00:43:19,681	It's like as soon as you think you're not stoned	It's like as soon as you think you're not stoned
756	00:43:19,764	00:43:21,850	that's when you realize you're definitely stoned.	that's when you realize you're definitely stoned.
757	00:43:21,933	00:43:25,770	Yeah, it's like your body knows before your mind knows,	Yeah, it's like your body knows before your mind knows,
758	00:43:25,854	00:43:31,359	but your body is sending signals to your mind saying, "Hey, check in on yourself."	but your body is sending signals to your mind saying, "Hey, check in on yourself."
759	00:43:32,611	00:43:35,238	Yeah, it's like your brain is too stupid to catch up,	Yeah, it's like your brain is too stupid to catch up,
760	00:43:35,322	00:43:37,824	so, you feel it before you know it.	so, you feel it before you know it.
761	00:43:39,701	00:43:41,202	You feel it before you know it.	You feel it before you know it.
762	00:43:41,286	00:43:42,537	[laughing nearby]	[laughing nearby]
763	00:43:42,621	00:43:43,288	Cool.	Cool.
764	00:43:45,081	00:43:46,041	Very cool.	Very cool.
765	00:43:46,124	00:43:47,542	- [splashes] - [gasps]	- [splashes] - [gasps]
766	00:43:47,626	00:43:50,545	- [laughs] - You're supposed to catch it. Come on.	- [laughs] - You're supposed to catch it. Come on.
767	00:43:50,629	00:43:51,880	[laughing]	[laughing]
768	00:43:51,963	00:43:53,256	- You want to play? - Sure.	- You want to play? - Sure.
769	00:43:55,300	00:43:56,676	All right, all right.	All right, all right.
770	00:43:58,136	00:43:58,970	Wow.	Wow.
771	00:44:00,889	00:44:02,557	Hey, watch out. Emma has a hell of an arm.	Hey, watch out. Emma has a hell of an arm.
772	00:44:02,641	00:44:03,266	- Oh, shit! - Ready?	- Oh, shit! - Ready?
773	00:44:03,350	00:44:05,226	- Yeah. - We're ready. Yeah, we're ready.	- Yeah. - We're ready. Yeah, we're ready.
774	00:44:05,310	00:44:08,313	Oh, schnikes!	Oh, schnikes!
775	00:44:09,731	00:44:11,274	[indistinct chatter]	[indistinct chatter]
776	00:44:20,659	00:44:21,826	Hey, what's going on?	Hey, what's going on?
777	00:44:23,119	00:44:23,995	April's here.	April's here.
778	00:44:24,412	00:44:27,832	Oh, yeah. I think I saw her at the party last night.	Oh, yeah. I think I saw her at the party last night.
779	00:44:28,166	00:44:31,002	Yeah, we haven't seen her in a while though.	Yeah, we haven't seen her in a while though.
780	00:44:32,796	00:44:34,756	She read a poem in class yesterday.	She read a poem in class yesterday.
781	00:44:34,839	00:44:37,217	Yeah, she's like the star of the English department.	Yeah, she's like the star of the English department.
782	00:44:41,179	00:44:43,014	Animal thinks she's cheating on him.	Animal thinks she's cheating on him.
783	00:44:45,058	00:44:46,101	Really?	Really?
784	00:44:48,436	00:44:50,897	Brandon, get in the water.	Brandon, get in the water.
785	00:44:52,107	00:44:56,820	[car horn honks]	[car horn honks]
786	00:44:56,903	00:44:58,405	Oh, I think I gotta go.	Oh, I think I gotta go.
787	00:45:00,073	00:45:04,661	- Elliot, I'm so sorry. - Not a problem. It was a beautiful drive.	- Elliot, I'm so sorry. - Not a problem. It was a beautiful drive.
788	00:45:04,786	00:45:05,912	[sighs]	[sighs]
789	00:45:07,831	00:45:08,665	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
790	00:45:08,748	00:45:10,333	[car rumbling]	[car rumbling]
791	00:45:10,417	00:45:11,710	[tires screeching]	[tires screeching]
792	00:45:15,797	00:45:17,048	[panting]	[panting]
793	00:45:22,762	00:45:23,722	Austin.	Austin.
794	00:45:27,058	00:45:27,934	Austin.	Austin.
795	00:45:30,103	00:45:31,771	Hi, excuse me.	Hi, excuse me.
796	00:45:33,106	00:45:35,150	I am looking for an Austin.	I am looking for an Austin.
797	00:45:36,317	00:45:38,069	I... I don't know about that person.	I... I don't know about that person.
798	00:45:38,153	00:45:40,864	Oh, damn, I'm supposed to have a meeting with him.	Oh, damn, I'm supposed to have a meeting with him.
799	00:45:40,947	00:45:44,325	There was a guy here waiting around earlier, but he left.	There was a guy here waiting around earlier, but he left.
800	00:45:44,409	00:45:46,077	Oh, damn it. Do you think that was Austin?	Oh, damn it. Do you think that was Austin?
801	00:45:47,036	00:45:49,247	- What does he look like? - I don't know.	- What does he look like? - I don't know.
802	00:45:53,460	00:45:56,463	[faint music playing]	[faint music playing]
803	00:46:42,217	00:46:43,301	[April] Yeah, that's a good one.	[April] Yeah, that's a good one.
804	00:46:46,471	00:46:47,347	Hey.	Hey.
805	00:46:51,309	00:46:53,520	I really liked your reading in class, by the way.	I really liked your reading in class, by the way.
806	00:46:54,479	00:46:57,816	- Thanks. - You're really lucky to have David as a professor.	- Thanks. - You're really lucky to have David as a professor.
807	00:46:58,483	00:47:00,151	He was a huge influence on me.	He was a huge influence on me.
808	00:47:00,819	00:47:03,488	Yeah, he's... He's awesome.	Yeah, he's... He's awesome.
809	00:47:07,367	00:47:09,327	So, do you want to talk about your work?	So, do you want to talk about your work?
810	00:47:09,953	00:47:14,249	Yeah, for sure, I mean, that's why I'm here.	Yeah, for sure, I mean, that's why I'm here.
811	00:47:14,332	00:47:15,333	Okay.	Okay.
812	00:47:15,416	00:47:17,752	Well, I think if you cut down on the length of this one	Well, I think if you cut down on the length of this one
813	00:47:17,836	00:47:19,754	and reformat it, it would really help.	and reformat it, it would really help.
814	00:47:19,838	00:47:21,965	Plus, I would probably change the title.	Plus, I would probably change the title.
815	00:47:23,550	00:47:24,926	What's wrong with the title?	What's wrong with the title?
816	00:47:25,009	00:47:26,970	One-word titles aren't really in Vogue right now.	One-word titles aren't really in Vogue right now.
817	00:47:27,053	00:47:29,180	They're seen as kind of grandiose.	They're seen as kind of grandiose.
818	00:47:30,139	00:47:35,019	Oh, but, uh, I don't think I want to change it.	Oh, but, uh, I don't think I want to change it.
819	00:47:35,895	00:47:38,857	- What do you mean? - I mean, I already really like it.	- What do you mean? - I mean, I already really like it.
820	00:47:39,858	00:47:42,151	I wrote it about something that's really important to me.	I wrote it about something that's really important to me.
821	00:47:42,527	00:47:44,153	I don't want to fuck with that, you know.	I don't want to fuck with that, you know.
822	00:47:44,612	00:47:45,780	Okay, yeah.	Okay, yeah.
823	00:47:45,864	00:47:49,158	But that's part of being a working writer, you gotta make a living.	But that's part of being a working writer, you gotta make a living.
824	00:47:49,951	00:47:52,954	I don't know. I just... I don't love the idea of making changes	I don't know. I just... I don't love the idea of making changes
825	00:47:53,037	00:47:55,498	for like some random editor in New York or whatever.	for like some random editor in New York or whatever.
826	00:47:56,332	00:47:57,292	Okay, sure.	Okay, sure.
827	00:47:58,585	00:47:59,460	What?	What?
828	00:48:00,169	00:48:02,380	No, I just think that's a little naive.	No, I just think that's a little naive.
829	00:48:03,423	00:48:07,051	You don't get to be difficult starting out, especially as a woman.	You don't get to be difficult starting out, especially as a woman.
830	00:48:07,135	00:48:09,053	You got to play the game, or they're never gonna publish you.	You got to play the game, or they're never gonna publish you.
831	00:48:11,598	00:48:14,267	Didn't your publisher just cancel your book tour though?	Didn't your publisher just cancel your book tour though?
832	00:48:14,350	00:48:15,518	How do you know that?	How do you know that?
833	00:48:16,227	00:48:19,063	- Did David tell you that? - Yeah.	- Did David tell you that? - Yeah.
834	00:48:19,981	00:48:22,233	Okay, obviously, I told that to him in confidence,	Okay, obviously, I told that to him in confidence,
835	00:48:22,317	00:48:24,569	but, yes, they did just cancel my tour.	but, yes, they did just cancel my tour.
836	00:48:24,652	00:48:27,989	But that's more about the state of the publishing industry than my book.	But that's more about the state of the publishing industry than my book.
837	00:48:28,489	00:48:31,910	You can't just keep all your work in a binder and never try to get it published.	You can't just keep all your work in a binder and never try to get it published.
838	00:48:32,577	00:48:33,912	I am not gonna do that.	I am not gonna do that.
839	00:48:34,495	00:48:35,872	I'm gonna start my own press.	I'm gonna start my own press.
840	00:48:35,997	00:48:38,541	Start your own press?	Start your own press?
841	00:48:40,585	00:48:47,216	Yeah, um, I've been gathering my friend's work and, uh...	Yeah, um, I've been gathering my friend's work and, uh...
842	00:48:56,267	00:49:00,313	And it'll be properly bound and everything, obviously,	And it'll be properly bound and everything, obviously,
843	00:49:00,396	00:49:03,274	but, yeah, I wanted to know what you thought.	but, yeah, I wanted to know what you thought.
844	00:49:15,244	00:49:17,288	Uh, yeah. It's cool.	Uh, yeah. It's cool.
845	00:49:22,293	00:49:23,169	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
846	00:49:23,544	00:49:24,629	How'd it go?	How'd it go?
847	00:49:27,131	00:49:29,258	Oh, uh, it was fine.	Oh, uh, it was fine.
848	00:49:29,342	00:49:34,305	Well, we're off to your next stop, dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick.	Well, we're off to your next stop, dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick.
849	00:49:34,973	00:49:35,890	What dinner?	What dinner?
850	00:49:35,974	00:49:38,476	You had me add it to your itinerary yesterday.	You had me add it to your itinerary yesterday.
851	00:49:39,227	00:49:41,270	Oh, yeah. Right.	Oh, yeah. Right.
852	00:49:52,490	00:49:55,493	[ominous music playing]	[ominous music playing]
853	00:50:11,342	00:50:13,344	This is why I never read reviews, Kate.	This is why I never read reviews, Kate.
854	00:50:13,428	00:50:15,680	I will not go near them. I won't even look at them.	I will not go near them. I won't even look at them.
855	00:50:17,390	00:50:21,269	I Google sometimes and read them... the first line in them.	I Google sometimes and read them... the first line in them.
856	00:50:21,352	00:50:23,271	No, I won't go further in.	No, I won't go further in.
857	00:50:23,354	00:50:25,106	[breathes heavily]	[breathes heavily]
858	00:50:25,189	00:50:27,942	Critics are the worst kind of human.	Critics are the worst kind of human.
859	00:50:28,026	00:50:29,277	They are the worst kind of human.	They are the worst kind of human.
860	00:50:32,530	00:50:34,240	- Who wrote it? - I don't know.	- Who wrote it? - I don't know.
861	00:50:35,033	00:50:37,160	Probably Nesbo. I bet it was Nesbo.	Probably Nesbo. I bet it was Nesbo.
862	00:50:37,535	00:50:39,454	- [sighs] - That asshole.	- [sighs] - That asshole.
863	00:50:39,537	00:50:42,623	You know there was an email circulating a few years back,	You know there was an email circulating a few years back,
864	00:50:42,707	00:50:44,459	they had a story that he wrote in his 20s.	they had a story that he wrote in his 20s.
865	00:50:44,542	00:50:46,335	What a piece of shit!	What a piece of shit!
866	00:50:46,419	00:50:48,963	I'll send that to you. That'll make you feel better.	I'll send that to you. That'll make you feel better.
867	00:50:49,047	00:50:50,715	It'll make you feel like a genius.	It'll make you feel like a genius.
868	00:50:50,798	00:50:52,717	What did your publisher say?	What did your publisher say?
869	00:50:53,634	00:50:55,053	He didn't say anything.	He didn't say anything.
870	00:50:55,553	00:50:56,554	Cowards!	Cowards!
871	00:50:58,056	00:51:00,725	Publishers are just as bad and you'll find that to be true.	Publishers are just as bad and you'll find that to be true.
872	00:51:02,560	00:51:06,064	This is exactly the reason I'm gonna self-publish my next novel.	This is exactly the reason I'm gonna self-publish my next novel.
873	00:51:07,648	00:51:09,776	You and I are so similar, Kate.	You and I are so similar, Kate.
874	00:51:12,236	00:51:15,448	That's why it'd be great if you came and toured next year.	That's why it'd be great if you came and toured next year.
875	00:51:16,616	00:51:17,533	Would it?	Would it?
876	00:51:17,617	00:51:20,745	Yes, and if you plan it the way I do, it's not a hard job.	Yes, and if you plan it the way I do, it's not a hard job.
877	00:51:21,537	00:51:24,624	Most of the students don't have a future in writing, let's be honest,	Most of the students don't have a future in writing, let's be honest,
878	00:51:24,707	00:51:28,252	but the few who do, I mean, you heard April reading in class.	but the few who do, I mean, you heard April reading in class.
879	00:51:28,336	00:51:32,215	- You saw how good she was. - Yes, she's very good.	- You saw how good she was. - Yes, she's very good.
880	00:51:32,298	00:51:36,761	Well, actually that reminds me, uh, I should get going.	Well, actually that reminds me, uh, I should get going.
881	00:51:36,844	00:51:39,639	I promised I'd help her with her portfolio tonight so.	I promised I'd help her with her portfolio tonight so.
882	00:51:45,603	00:51:49,357	Hey, chin up.	Hey, chin up.
883	00:51:49,440	00:51:52,443	[overlapping chatter]	[overlapping chatter]
884	00:51:58,157	00:52:01,160	[ominous music playing]	[ominous music playing]
885	00:52:10,211	00:52:11,379	[door clicks open]	[door clicks open]
886	00:52:11,462	00:52:14,632	- Oh, look who it is. - Sorry, I don't have time for it.	- Oh, look who it is. - Sorry, I don't have time for it.
887	00:52:17,635	00:52:20,680	I wasn't sure you were coming back.	I wasn't sure you were coming back.
888	00:52:20,763	00:52:21,806	Of course, I was coming back.	Of course, I was coming back.
889	00:52:21,889	00:52:26,310	All my stuff is here and I had to find another place to sleep last night by the way.	All my stuff is here and I had to find another place to sleep last night by the way.
890	00:52:26,394	00:52:28,396	If it was important for you to sleep here,	If it was important for you to sleep here,
891	00:52:28,479	00:52:30,731	you would have arrived at a decent hour.	you would have arrived at a decent hour.
892	00:52:30,815	00:52:34,360	I should be able to arrive whenever I want because that's how hotels work.	I should be able to arrive whenever I want because that's how hotels work.
893	00:52:34,443	00:52:37,446	Well, this is not a hotel, young lady.	Well, this is not a hotel, young lady.
894	00:52:37,530	00:52:42,743	This is my home and when you're in my home, you live under my rules.	This is my home and when you're in my home, you live under my rules.
895	00:52:42,827	00:52:44,120	Just give me another key.	Just give me another key.
896	00:52:44,203	00:52:45,329	No more keys.	No more keys.
897	00:52:45,413	00:52:47,248	Oh, my God! Jesus.	Oh, my God! Jesus.
898	00:52:47,331	00:52:48,291	Fine.	Fine.
899	00:52:48,374	00:52:49,250	[door slams close]	[door slams close]
900	00:52:49,333	00:52:52,545	[ominous music playing]	[ominous music playing]
901	00:53:08,728	00:53:11,731	[faint music playing]	[faint music playing]
902	00:53:20,448	00:53:26,370	[crickets chirping]	[crickets chirping]
903	00:53:28,372	00:53:29,248	Hi.	Hi.
904	00:53:30,708	00:53:31,626	I snuck out.	I snuck out.
905	00:53:34,545	00:53:35,379	Oh.	Oh.
906	00:53:35,463	00:53:38,257	[somber music playing]	[somber music playing]
907	00:53:38,341	00:53:41,636	Yeah, she was just like only into herself. She never cared about him.	Yeah, she was just like only into herself. She never cared about him.
908	00:53:41,719	00:53:43,554	Yeah, she sucks.	Yeah, she sucks.
909	00:53:44,263	00:53:47,475	So, why'd she break up with him?	So, why'd she break up with him?
910	00:53:47,558	00:53:49,560	- She's banging another dude. - Shh!	- She's banging another dude. - Shh!
911	00:53:51,479	00:53:52,939	She basically admitted to it.	She basically admitted to it.
912	00:53:57,652	00:53:59,278	I think I know who it is.	I think I know who it is.
913	00:54:00,488	00:54:01,656	Kirkpatrick?	Kirkpatrick?
914	00:54:02,615	00:54:03,491	Yeah.	Yeah.
915	00:54:04,617	00:54:07,495	God, I've always known that guy was a creep.	God, I've always known that guy was a creep.
916	00:54:07,578	00:54:09,413	He gave me a C in freshman comp.	He gave me a C in freshman comp.
917	00:54:10,248	00:54:11,749	- Hmm. - Yeah, I don't trust him.	- Hmm. - Yeah, I don't trust him.
918	00:54:11,832	00:54:13,209	Also, isn't he married?	Also, isn't he married?
919	00:54:13,292	00:54:16,170	- Yes, he is. I just met his wife. - See!	- Yes, he is. I just met his wife. - See!
920	00:54:16,254	00:54:17,922	You should write an article about him.	You should write an article about him.
921	00:54:18,005	00:54:19,674	Expose his ass.	Expose his ass.
922	00:54:19,757	00:54:21,300	Yeah, maybe I should.	Yeah, maybe I should.
923	00:54:21,384	00:54:22,885	Oh, come on. You don't have any proof.	Oh, come on. You don't have any proof.
924	00:54:25,346	00:54:28,307	- He's meeting with her tonight. He told me so. - Really?	- He's meeting with her tonight. He told me so. - Really?
925	00:54:28,766	00:54:31,394	- I wonder where. - I know where he lives.	- I wonder where. - I know where he lives.
926	00:54:32,979	00:54:33,896	Should we go over there?	Should we go over there?
927	00:54:37,566	00:54:39,485	We can just go see if her car is there or something.	We can just go see if her car is there or something.
928	00:54:40,444	00:54:42,571	- And then what? - Then we'll know.	- And then what? - Then we'll know.
929	00:54:43,823	00:54:45,408	Can you get Chloe's car again?	Can you get Chloe's car again?
930	00:54:45,491	00:54:48,536	Oh, shit, no. She's using it tonight.	Oh, shit, no. She's using it tonight.
931	00:54:51,872	00:54:53,874	I think I know someone who can drive.	I think I know someone who can drive.
932	00:54:56,043	00:54:58,337	[upbeat music playing]	[upbeat music playing]
933	00:54:58,421	00:55:00,298	Hey, guys.	Hey, guys.
934	00:55:06,012	00:55:07,054	Where are we off to?	Where are we off to?
935	00:55:08,597	00:55:09,473	Right here.	Right here.
936	00:55:10,808	00:55:13,436	- Great. - You know the exact address?	- Great. - You know the exact address?
937	00:55:13,519	00:55:15,563	It's my mom's house. He lives behind her.	It's my mom's house. He lives behind her.
938	00:55:15,646	00:55:16,689	Oh, crazy.	Oh, crazy.
939	00:55:22,987	00:55:25,448	- [car door closes] - Brandon, what are you doing?	- [car door closes] - Brandon, what are you doing?
940	00:55:25,531	00:55:26,907	I'm fucking come prepared, man.	I'm fucking come prepared, man.
941	00:55:26,991	00:55:28,743	Dude, take off the ski mask.	Dude, take off the ski mask.
942	00:55:29,493	00:55:30,286	No way.	No way.
943	00:55:30,411	00:55:33,497	Thanks for coming, Elliot. I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed.	Thanks for coming, Elliot. I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed.
944	00:55:33,581	00:55:37,918	Oh, I was already sleeping. I took an Ambien, so I was out.	Oh, I was already sleeping. I took an Ambien, so I was out.
945	00:55:39,003	00:55:43,382	You're on Ambien right now? Are you sure you're not too tired to drive?	You're on Ambien right now? Are you sure you're not too tired to drive?
946	00:55:43,466	00:55:47,511	Oh, yeah. No problem. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Am I right?	Oh, yeah. No problem. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Am I right?
947	00:55:47,595	00:55:51,307	[crickets chirping]	[crickets chirping]
948	00:55:51,432	00:55:53,893	All right.	All right.
949	00:55:53,976	00:55:54,894	[car revs]	[car revs]
950	00:55:56,645	00:55:59,648	[light music playing]	[light music playing]
951	00:56:05,488	00:56:06,947	Okay, it's that one.	Okay, it's that one.
952	00:56:07,823	00:56:09,700	Right into that... stop there.	Right into that... stop there.
953	00:56:12,078	00:56:14,038	Hold on, hold on. Someone's parking.	Hold on, hold on. Someone's parking.
954	00:56:14,997	00:56:16,624	[Emma] Elliot, turn off your lights.	[Emma] Elliot, turn off your lights.
955	00:56:21,462	00:56:22,505	Is that him?	Is that him?
956	00:56:24,507	00:56:27,385	- [Emma] It's totally him. - [Animal] He's got someone with him.	- [Emma] It's totally him. - [Animal] He's got someone with him.
957	00:56:28,844	00:56:30,638	- Should I take a picture? - No, Brandon, stop.	- Should I take a picture? - No, Brandon, stop.
958	00:56:30,721	00:56:31,847	Oh, my God! Is that April?	Oh, my God! Is that April?
959	00:56:33,808	00:56:35,434	[Emma] I can't tell.	[Emma] I can't tell.
960	00:56:36,102	00:56:37,520	I can't really see her.	I can't really see her.
961	00:56:38,979	00:56:40,856	You said your mom lives right behind him, right?	You said your mom lives right behind him, right?
962	00:56:41,565	00:56:43,067	Think we could see anything from the back?	Think we could see anything from the back?
963	00:56:44,026	00:56:44,902	Probably.	Probably.
964	00:56:45,694	00:56:47,863	So, drive?	So, drive?
965	00:56:47,947	00:56:48,906	Yes, Elliot. Drive.	Yes, Elliot. Drive.
966	00:56:50,074	00:56:52,576	[car revs]	[car revs]
967	00:56:55,413	00:56:57,706	Wait, I thought you were from St. Louis.	Wait, I thought you were from St. Louis.
968	00:56:57,790	00:56:59,959	I am. My mom moved here after my parents got divorced.	I am. My mom moved here after my parents got divorced.
969	00:57:04,463	00:57:05,131	Why?	Why?
970	00:57:05,756	00:57:08,968	I don't know. Maybe she just wanted to be close to me.	I don't know. Maybe she just wanted to be close to me.
971	00:57:11,679	00:57:13,681	Well, how come you never see her then?	Well, how come you never see her then?
972	00:57:13,764	00:57:17,184	I don't know, man. I don't always feel like hanging out with my mom all the time.	I don't know, man. I don't always feel like hanging out with my mom all the time.
973	00:57:19,770	00:57:21,981	- Why? - Hey, that's... That's it right there.	- Why? - Hey, that's... That's it right there.
974	00:57:22,773	00:57:26,026	[Hugo] No, no, no. Not really close to the street. I don't want her to see us.	[Hugo] No, no, no. Not really close to the street. I don't want her to see us.
975	00:57:26,110	00:57:27,778	Jeez, man. Get a handle on your relationship.	Jeez, man. Get a handle on your relationship.
976	00:57:27,862	00:57:29,780	Shut the fuck up, Brandon.	Shut the fuck up, Brandon.
977	00:57:30,698	00:57:32,116	- Just saying. - Okay.	- Just saying. - Okay.
978	00:57:32,199	00:57:33,117	This is good.	This is good.
979	00:57:33,784	00:57:35,453	- Let's go. - Okay, all right.	- Let's go. - Okay, all right.
980	00:57:37,788	00:57:40,875	Elliot, I think you should stay here with the car	Elliot, I think you should stay here with the car
981	00:57:40,958	00:57:42,751	and I'll call you if anything goes down.	and I'll call you if anything goes down.
982	00:57:42,835	00:57:43,836	- Okay? - Okay.	- Okay? - Okay.
983	00:57:44,670	00:57:48,507	I might take a small nap.	I might take a small nap.
984	00:57:48,591	00:57:49,758	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
985	00:57:52,470	00:57:53,137	Okay.	Okay.
986	00:57:54,096	00:57:56,724	Brandon, would you take off the ski mask?	Brandon, would you take off the ski mask?
987	00:57:56,807	00:57:58,976	No, I like it.	No, I like it.
988	00:57:59,852	00:58:03,147	- Would you... - Come on, that's mine.	- Would you... - Come on, that's mine.
989	00:58:04,190	00:58:06,901	Why would you bring this anyway? We all have cameras on our phones.	Why would you bring this anyway? We all have cameras on our phones.
990	00:58:06,984	00:58:10,696	Are you kidding me? Do you think anyone believes anything taken digital anymore?	Are you kidding me? Do you think anyone believes anything taken digital anymore?
991	00:58:10,779	00:58:12,698	This offers analog proof.	This offers analog proof.
992	00:58:13,199	00:58:15,701	- Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! Why did he do that?	- Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! Why did he do that?
993	00:58:16,869	00:58:18,829	It's... It... It's motion activated.	It's... It... It's motion activated.
994	00:58:19,955	00:58:20,831	Okay.	Okay.
995	00:58:22,541	00:58:24,418	Tall Brandon, you're so adorable.	Tall Brandon, you're so adorable.
996	00:58:24,502	00:58:25,169	Okay, well, shut up.	Okay, well, shut up.
997	00:58:28,923	00:58:29,798	[sighs]	[sighs]
998	00:58:31,258	00:58:36,597	- That's a really tall fence. - It was a lot shorter in my mind.	- That's a really tall fence. - It was a lot shorter in my mind.
999	00:58:36,680	00:58:38,557	Come on, boost me over.	Come on, boost me over.
1000	00:58:39,141	00:58:40,601	Animal, be careful.	Animal, be careful.
1001	00:58:41,602	00:58:43,479	Brandon, calm down.	Brandon, calm down.
1002	00:58:43,562	00:58:45,064	I feel he's going to hurt his hands.	I feel he's going to hurt his hands.
1003	00:58:45,147	00:58:46,148	I got it.	I got it.
1004	00:58:49,193	00:58:50,194	Kate, you ready?	Kate, you ready?
1005	00:58:52,696	00:58:53,906	[grunts]	[grunts]
1006	00:58:53,989	00:58:56,116	Guys, I don't know.	Guys, I don't know.
1007	00:58:56,200	00:58:57,952	- I'm doing it. I'm doing it. - Okay, just drop.	- I'm doing it. I'm doing it. - Okay, just drop.
1008	00:58:58,035	00:58:59,119	You got this.	You got this.
1009	00:58:59,203	00:59:00,746	Yeah, okay.	Yeah, okay.
1010	00:59:00,829	00:59:02,623	Okay, here I come.	Okay, here I come.
1011	00:59:02,706	00:59:04,625	I got a real bad feeling about this.	I got a real bad feeling about this.
1012	00:59:04,708	00:59:05,876	[grunts]	[grunts]
1013	00:59:07,711	00:59:09,964	- Oh, shit! Someone's coming. - Brandon, come on.	- Oh, shit! Someone's coming. - Brandon, come on.
1014	00:59:10,047	00:59:10,923	Come on.	Come on.
1015	00:59:11,006	00:59:13,968	[Kate] I think that was my first time climbing a fence.	[Kate] I think that was my first time climbing a fence.
1016	00:59:15,052	00:59:15,970	[Animal] You've got it man.	[Animal] You've got it man.
1017	00:59:16,053	00:59:17,888	[Emma] Good job, Hugo.	[Emma] Good job, Hugo.
1018	00:59:19,056	00:59:20,599	[groans]	[groans]
1019	00:59:20,683	00:59:21,642	[sighs]	[sighs]
1020	00:59:22,768	00:59:23,978	[Jen] Is someone out here?	[Jen] Is someone out here?
1021	00:59:24,061	00:59:25,771	Fuck, man. It's my mom.	Fuck, man. It's my mom.
1022	00:59:27,106	00:59:29,942	Wait, what about Tall Brandon?	Wait, what about Tall Brandon?
1023	00:59:30,025	00:59:31,110	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
1024	00:59:31,193	00:59:33,070	There's no one to boost me over.	There's no one to boost me over.
1025	00:59:33,654	00:59:34,780	[Jen] Hello.	[Jen] Hello.
1026	00:59:34,863	00:59:37,950	This was very poorly planned. I feel totally abandoned right now.	This was very poorly planned. I feel totally abandoned right now.
1027	00:59:38,033	00:59:39,618	Hey, man. We gotta go.	Hey, man. We gotta go.
1028	00:59:42,329	00:59:45,040	- Hey, you can be our lookout, okay? - Yeah, let's go.	- Hey, you can be our lookout, okay? - Yeah, let's go.
1029	00:59:45,124	00:59:46,000	Okay.	Okay.
1030	00:59:46,959	00:59:48,794	[Jen] I know you're out here.	[Jen] I know you're out here.
1031	00:59:51,297	00:59:54,091	You better show yourself or I am calling the police.	You better show yourself or I am calling the police.
1032	01:00:00,139	01:00:03,142	- Should we talk about a plan? - Ooh, that's a great idea.	- Should we talk about a plan? - Ooh, that's a great idea.
1033	01:00:03,225	01:00:06,645	Okay, I feel like we should figure out if it's April first, right?	Okay, I feel like we should figure out if it's April first, right?
1034	01:00:06,729	01:00:07,563	Yes.	Yes.
1035	01:00:07,646	01:00:08,814	I really feel like it's her though.	I really feel like it's her though.
1036	01:00:08,897	01:00:10,524	- I really feel like it's her, too. - I know.	- I really feel like it's her, too. - I know.
1037	01:00:10,608	01:00:11,650	- But we have to be sure. - Okay.	- But we have to be sure. - Okay.
1038	01:00:13,152	01:00:14,653	Down, down, down.	Down, down, down.
1039	01:00:19,199	01:00:20,075	Let's go.	Let's go.
1040	01:00:24,163	01:00:26,206	So, you're Hugo's friend?	So, you're Hugo's friend?
1041	01:00:26,290	01:00:29,084	[scoffs] I am. Yes.	[scoffs] I am. Yes.
1042	01:00:29,668	01:00:34,548	Actually, we're more, uh, roommates than friends, I would say.	Actually, we're more, uh, roommates than friends, I would say.
1043	01:00:34,632	01:00:37,885	And you thought he would be here.	And you thought he would be here.
1044	01:00:37,968	01:00:39,637	I mean, in... In my house?	I mean, in... In my house?
1045	01:00:40,721	01:00:42,640	In... my backyard?	In... my backyard?
1046	01:00:46,935	01:00:49,313	Honestly, I just can't think of a good lie here.	Honestly, I just can't think of a good lie here.
1047	01:00:54,318	01:00:56,028	You want to see something.	You want to see something.
1048	01:00:57,821	01:00:58,739	Yeah.	Yeah.
1049	01:00:58,822	01:01:01,909	[crickets chirping]	[crickets chirping]
1050	01:01:01,992	01:01:04,078	A lot of people just have the stickers.	A lot of people just have the stickers.
1051	01:01:05,829	01:01:08,332	If we hear an alarm, we'll just run away.	If we hear an alarm, we'll just run away.
1052	01:01:08,916	01:01:09,875	Okay.	Okay.
1053	01:01:11,001	01:01:11,919	All right?	All right?
1054	01:01:28,852	01:01:31,146	This is starting to feel fucking weird.	This is starting to feel fucking weird.
1055	01:01:31,897	01:01:32,940	We're in this dude's house.	We're in this dude's house.
1056	01:01:33,023	01:01:33,982	It's fine.	It's fine.
1057	01:01:34,733	01:01:36,735	Tall Brandon's our lookout now.	Tall Brandon's our lookout now.
1058	01:01:36,819	01:01:39,238	If anything goes wrong, we'll... We'll call him.	If anything goes wrong, we'll... We'll call him.
1059	01:01:40,072	01:01:43,450	[screaming on TV]	[screaming on TV]
1060	01:01:44,159	01:01:46,787	[both laugh]	[both laugh]
1061	01:01:46,870	01:01:48,664	This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.	This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.
1062	01:01:48,789	01:01:50,791	Well, wait, wait. Hold on. Here it comes.	Well, wait, wait. Hold on. Here it comes.
1063	01:01:52,167	01:01:53,794	Watch the guy in the middle.	Watch the guy in the middle.
1064	01:01:53,877	01:01:55,838	[laughs]	[laughs]
1065	01:01:55,921	01:01:57,089	Watch that.	Watch that.
1066	01:01:57,172	01:01:59,341	- He's going to do it again. - I can't stand it.	- He's going to do it again. - I can't stand it.
1067	01:01:59,425	01:02:02,928	[laughs]	[laughs]
1068	01:02:06,432	01:02:07,391	I can't.	I can't.
1069	01:02:08,350	01:02:10,269	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
1070	01:02:10,352	01:02:12,479	Wait, wait. Let me see another one of these things.	Wait, wait. Let me see another one of these things.
1071	01:02:19,361	01:02:23,866	[floor squeaking]	[floor squeaking]
1072	01:02:23,949	01:02:25,784	This floor is fucking squeaky.	This floor is fucking squeaky.
1073	01:02:25,868	01:02:29,997	[faint music playing]	[faint music playing]
1074	01:02:37,504	01:02:40,007	- [Emma] There's music upstairs. - We got to go up there.	- [Emma] There's music upstairs. - We got to go up there.
1075	01:02:40,090	01:02:41,300	We should all go up.	We should all go up.
1076	01:02:41,383	01:02:43,010	What are we going to do up there?	What are we going to do up there?
1077	01:02:43,093	01:02:45,053	Tall Brandon's right about the photo.	Tall Brandon's right about the photo.
1078	01:02:47,264	01:02:48,265	Kate, come on.	Kate, come on.
1079	01:03:01,862	01:03:03,489	Shh, shh, shh! Wait.	Shh, shh, shh! Wait.
1080	01:03:05,991	01:03:06,992	Wait, just wait.	Wait, just wait.
1081	01:03:15,417	01:03:16,293	Let's go.	Let's go.
1082	01:03:18,295	01:03:19,838	Come on. Let's go, let's go.	Come on. Let's go, let's go.
1083	01:03:28,305	01:03:29,765	Should we go in there?	Should we go in there?
1084	01:03:29,890	01:03:31,767	What are we supposed to do when we go in there?	What are we supposed to do when we go in there?
1085	01:03:31,892	01:03:33,227	I don't know how to work this thing.	I don't know how to work this thing.
1086	01:03:33,310	01:03:34,394	Oh, you just press the button.	Oh, you just press the button.
1087	01:03:35,479	01:03:37,356	Just... just press the button, Animal, right there.	Just... just press the button, Animal, right there.
1088	01:03:37,439	01:03:38,357	- Where's the button? - It's right there.	- Where's the button? - It's right there.
1089	01:03:38,440	01:03:39,316	It's right there.	It's right there.
1090	01:03:39,399	01:03:41,735	[camera shutter clicks]	[camera shutter clicks]
1091	01:03:41,819	01:03:42,486	[gasp]	[gasp]
1092	01:03:43,821	01:03:45,781	Oh, no, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no.
1093	01:03:45,864	01:03:48,742	[romantic music playing]	[romantic music playing]
1094	01:03:48,826	01:03:50,160	[shrieks]Z	[shrieks]Z
1095	01:03:50,244	01:03:52,246	- What the fuck? Get out of here. Who are you? - What the hell is this?	- What the fuck? Get out of here. Who are you? - What the hell is this?
1096	01:03:52,329	01:03:54,331	- What are you doing? - What are you doing?	- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
1097	01:03:55,332	01:03:57,292	- Who is this? - It's my boyfriend.	- Who is this? - It's my boyfriend.
1098	01:03:57,376	01:04:00,045	What? Jesus Christ.	What? Jesus Christ.
1099	01:04:00,504	01:04:02,214	What the hell, Kate?	What the hell, Kate?
1100	01:04:02,589	01:04:04,383	Kate, what are you doing here?	Kate, what are you doing here?
1101	01:04:04,466	01:04:05,926	Oh, wow!	Oh, wow!
1102	01:04:07,302	01:04:08,428	[camera shutter clicks]	[camera shutter clicks]
1103	01:04:08,512	01:04:09,972	[groans]	[groans]
1104	01:04:11,014	01:04:12,224	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
1105	01:04:13,559	01:04:14,810	[camera shutter clicks]	[camera shutter clicks]
1106	01:04:14,935	01:04:16,770	- Stop doing that. - Come on, man.	- Stop doing that. - Come on, man.
1107	01:04:16,854	01:04:18,564	And Hugo.	And Hugo.
1108	01:04:19,356	01:04:20,190	Chamomile.	Chamomile.
1109	01:04:21,859	01:04:23,110	- It's Emma, isn't it? - Yeah.	- It's Emma, isn't it? - Yeah.
1110	01:04:23,193	01:04:24,403	- Peppermint. - Thank you.	- Peppermint. - Thank you.
1111	01:04:24,486	01:04:26,321	April, here you go, another peppermint.	April, here you go, another peppermint.
1112	01:04:28,198	01:04:32,494	Kate, can I speak with you for a moment, please, in the other room?	Kate, can I speak with you for a moment, please, in the other room?
1113	01:04:35,205	01:04:36,081	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
1114	01:04:50,387	01:04:51,889	What the hell is going on?	What the hell is going on?
1115	01:04:52,514	01:04:55,934	Can you please explain to me what you're doing?	Can you please explain to me what you're doing?
1116	01:04:56,018	01:04:58,020	Why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing?	Why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing?
1117	01:04:58,103	01:04:59,813	I can't believe I walked in on that.	I can't believe I walked in on that.
1118	01:04:59,897	01:05:03,942	Walked in? You broke in. You broke into my house.	Walked in? You broke in. You broke into my house.
1119	01:05:04,026	01:05:07,487	And as for what I was doing, honestly, that's none of your business.	And as for what I was doing, honestly, that's none of your business.
1120	01:05:07,571	01:05:11,283	Well, what about your wife? Is it her business? You are married, David.	Well, what about your wife? Is it her business? You are married, David.
1121	01:05:11,992	01:05:15,037	Alexis and I have an understanding.	Alexis and I have an understanding.
1122	01:05:15,120	01:05:18,540	Oh, is that why you waited until she was in Kentucky visiting her sister	Oh, is that why you waited until she was in Kentucky visiting her sister
1123	01:05:18,624	01:05:20,834	before inviting a student into your bed?	before inviting a student into your bed?
1124	01:05:20,918	01:05:23,837	Yes, because she's not in Kentucky visiting her sister.	Yes, because she's not in Kentucky visiting her sister.
1125	01:05:23,921	01:05:26,006	She's in Kentucky fucking her ex-husband.	She's in Kentucky fucking her ex-husband.
1126	01:05:26,089	01:05:27,507	Well, that sounds complicated.	Well, that sounds complicated.
1127	01:05:27,591	01:05:28,592	It is.	It is.
1128	01:05:31,511	01:05:33,305	[thudding]	[thudding]
1129	01:05:33,388	01:05:37,559	Well, I... I guess you care about policy less than you used to.	Well, I... I guess you care about policy less than you used to.
1130	01:05:38,310	01:05:39,186	Hmm?	Hmm?
1131	01:05:42,022	01:05:45,525	My senior year. I came over to your house for a reading	My senior year. I came over to your house for a reading
1132	01:05:45,609	01:05:47,235	and I tried to kiss you	and I tried to kiss you
1133	01:05:48,278	01:05:51,239	and then you just quoted the faculty handbook.	and then you just quoted the faculty handbook.
1134	01:05:51,323	01:05:52,449	Oh, yeah, right.	Oh, yeah, right.
1135	01:05:54,451	01:05:58,205	Well, I was a new hire.	Well, I was a new hire.
1136	01:05:58,288	01:06:00,874	I don't know. It just... it felt uneven.	I don't know. It just... it felt uneven.
1137	01:06:00,958	01:06:02,125	Well, what about April?	Well, what about April?
1138	01:06:02,209	01:06:06,213	If there's anything uneven in my relationship with April, it's the other way around.	If there's anything uneven in my relationship with April, it's the other way around.
1139	01:06:06,296	01:06:08,340	- Believe me, she's... - Oh, fuck off.	- Believe me, she's... - Oh, fuck off.
1140	01:06:09,633	01:06:13,303	All right, I may have had a... A minor lapse in professional judgment,	All right, I may have had a... A minor lapse in professional judgment,
1141	01:06:14,137	01:06:16,598	but I don't want this to affect you and me, Kate.	but I don't want this to affect you and me, Kate.
1142	01:06:16,682	01:06:20,602	You... Your friendship means the world to me.	You... Your friendship means the world to me.
1143	01:06:22,354	01:06:23,730	Did you even read my book?	Did you even read my book?
1144	01:06:24,481	01:06:25,357	Of course.	Of course.
1145	01:06:26,108	01:06:29,152	David, I saw it on your shelf.	David, I saw it on your shelf.
1146	01:06:29,236	01:06:31,238	It looks like no one even cracked it open.	It looks like no one even cracked it open.
1147	01:06:32,739	01:06:36,034	I have another copy in my office. That's just a hard copy.	I have another copy in my office. That's just a hard copy.
1148	01:06:38,453	01:06:39,746	That sounds like a lie.	That sounds like a lie.
1149	01:06:41,999	01:06:46,920	All right, I don't have time to read every fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay?	All right, I don't have time to read every fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay?
1150	01:06:47,004	01:06:50,382	I have student work to read on a constant basis.	I have student work to read on a constant basis.
1151	01:06:50,465	01:06:54,428	It's never-ending, honestly, and I'm busy.	It's never-ending, honestly, and I'm busy.
1152	01:06:56,596	01:06:59,558	Okay, you're a dick.	Okay, you're a dick.
1153	01:07:02,561	01:07:05,355	- Come on. - No, I get it now. You're a dick.	- Come on. - No, I get it now. You're a dick.
1154	01:07:12,029	01:07:15,198	Katie, I'm sorry I didn't read your book.	Katie, I'm sorry I didn't read your book.
1155	01:07:15,282	01:07:21,955	I will... I will get to it, but I was there during your reading	I will... I will get to it, but I was there during your reading
1156	01:07:22,039	01:07:23,707	and I thought it sounded so good.	and I thought it sounded so good.
1157	01:07:23,790	01:07:29,796	The... you know, Willoughby and the incident on the rock,	The... you know, Willoughby and the incident on the rock,
1158	01:07:31,048	01:07:33,216	very strong, clear imagery.	very strong, clear imagery.
1159	01:07:33,300	01:07:34,593	Shut up.	Shut up.
1160	01:07:36,595	01:07:37,679	[sighs]	[sighs]
1161	01:07:37,763	01:07:41,767	Though I... I would still like to recommend you for the position here next year.	Though I... I would still like to recommend you for the position here next year.
1162	01:07:42,559	01:07:43,602	I would love to work with you.	I would love to work with you.
1163	01:07:49,566	01:07:53,070	Thanks, but I don't think so.	Thanks, but I don't think so.
1164	01:07:55,155	01:07:55,822	Okay.	Okay.
1165	01:07:57,574	01:08:00,994	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
1166	01:08:01,078	01:08:04,414	[crickets chirping]	[crickets chirping]
1167	01:08:09,419	01:08:13,715	Shit, we forgot about Tall Brandon.	Shit, we forgot about Tall Brandon.
1168	01:08:14,674	01:08:17,677	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
1169	01:08:17,761	01:08:20,639	Oh, my God! It's looking so good.	Oh, my God! It's looking so good.
1170	01:08:20,722	01:08:22,140	Should we take it out?	Should we take it out?
1171	01:08:22,724	01:08:25,393	- Do you think it's time? - I do.	- Do you think it's time? - I do.
1172	01:08:26,353	01:08:27,729	Okay.	Okay.
1173	01:08:27,813	01:08:29,397	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
1174	01:08:31,483	01:08:32,442	Don't fall.	Don't fall.
1175	01:08:33,110	01:08:34,111	Don't fall.	Don't fall.
1176	01:08:35,112	01:08:35,821	Don't fall.	Don't fall.
1177	01:08:41,243	01:08:42,494	Oh...	Oh...
1178	01:08:44,538	01:08:45,664	It happens.	It happens.
1179	01:08:47,332	01:08:48,792	We can still eat it, though, right?	We can still eat it, though, right?
1180	01:08:49,668	01:08:52,379	- Of course. - Oh, yeah, baby.	- Of course. - Oh, yeah, baby.
1181	01:08:52,838	01:08:54,214	He's not answering.	He's not answering.
1182	01:08:55,632	01:08:56,633	Maybe he went home.	Maybe he went home.
1183	01:09:00,345	01:09:01,304	He's asleep.	He's asleep.
1184	01:09:01,805	01:09:03,515	[knocks] Elliot.	[knocks] Elliot.
1185	01:09:03,598	01:09:06,685	[car revs]	[car revs]
1186	01:09:06,768	01:09:08,436	Where's he going?	Where's he going?
1187	01:09:08,854	01:09:10,063	I don't know.	I don't know.
1188	01:09:10,147	01:09:11,273	[tires screeching]	[tires screeching]
1189	01:09:14,651	01:09:15,610	Sorry.	Sorry.
1190	01:09:16,736	01:09:19,072	[yawns] Sorry, everyone.	[yawns] Sorry, everyone.
1191	01:09:19,156	01:09:21,658	It's okay, Elliot. You can just, um, take us home.	It's okay, Elliot. You can just, um, take us home.
1192	01:09:22,284	01:09:23,160	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
1193	01:09:24,619	01:09:26,496	Tall Brandon, did you go home? Where are you?	Tall Brandon, did you go home? Where are you?
1194	01:09:28,623	01:09:29,499	Nowhere.	Nowhere.
1195	01:09:30,208	01:09:31,626	[Emma] Tell me where you are, Tall Brandon.	[Emma] Tell me where you are, Tall Brandon.
1196	01:09:32,669	01:09:35,130	I'm where you left me.	I'm where you left me.
1197	01:09:35,213	01:09:36,673	[Emma] Get your ass out front.	[Emma] Get your ass out front.
1198	01:09:42,179	01:09:43,430	I think I have to go.	I think I have to go.
1199	01:09:44,306	01:09:45,182	It's a shame.	It's a shame.
1200	01:09:45,599	01:09:46,683	I know.	I know.
1201	01:09:46,766	01:09:48,351	I had such a fun time.	I had such a fun time.
1202	01:09:48,852	01:09:51,271	Well, you'll just have to come back.	Well, you'll just have to come back.
1203	01:09:51,938	01:09:52,814	Can I?	Can I?
1204	01:09:53,356	01:09:54,232	Mm-Hm.	Mm-Hm.
1205	01:09:56,526	01:09:57,861	I'm Jen, by the way.	I'm Jen, by the way.
1206	01:09:59,321	01:10:02,699	Brandon, just Brandon.	Brandon, just Brandon.
1207	01:10:06,578	01:10:08,705	♪ Just, just, just Just, just, just ♪	♪ Just, just, just Just, just, just ♪
1208	01:10:08,788	01:10:11,833	♪ Just, just, just, just Take my hand ♪	♪ Just, just, just, just Take my hand ♪
1209	01:10:12,542	01:10:14,294	♪ Ooh ♪	♪ Ooh ♪
1210	01:10:14,377	01:10:16,338	♪ And lead me oh ♪	♪ And lead me oh ♪
1211	01:10:19,216	01:10:21,551	♪ Know that I weep ♪	♪ Know that I weep ♪
1212	01:10:21,635	01:10:26,806	- ♪ Oh, when I'm alone ♪ - Hey!	- ♪ Oh, when I'm alone ♪ - Hey!
1213	01:10:27,766	01:10:31,144	♪ Yes, I believe (I believe) ♪	♪ Yes, I believe (I believe) ♪
1214	01:10:31,228	01:10:33,188	♪ You know (You know) ♪	♪ You know (You know) ♪
1215	01:10:33,271	01:10:34,856	♪ Oh, yeah ♪	♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1216	01:10:36,274	01:10:38,193	I just had the greatest night of my life.	I just had the greatest night of my life.
1217	01:10:38,318	01:10:41,321	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
1218	01:10:53,792	01:10:57,796	[crickets chirping]	[crickets chirping]
1219	01:11:04,886	01:11:05,762	Going in?	Going in?
1220	01:11:06,471	01:11:09,432	Yeah. I think I'm on the couch again tonight.	Yeah. I think I'm on the couch again tonight.
1221	01:11:09,975	01:11:12,602	No, no, you can sleep on my bed. I'll take the couch.	No, no, you can sleep on my bed. I'll take the couch.
1222	01:11:12,686	01:11:15,188	Oh, no. No, you don't have to do that.	Oh, no. No, you don't have to do that.
1223	01:11:15,272	01:11:17,649	Well, technically, it is your room.	Well, technically, it is your room.
1224	01:11:18,775	01:11:20,777	Technically, that's true.	Technically, that's true.
1225	01:11:20,860	01:11:22,946	All right, so you're taking your room.	All right, so you're taking your room.
1226	01:11:23,029	01:11:24,781	Wow, thank you.	Wow, thank you.
1227	01:11:32,497	01:11:33,915	- Here you go. - Oh.	- Here you go. - Oh.
1228	01:11:34,582	01:11:35,458	Thanks.	Thanks.
1229	01:11:42,299	01:11:43,550	She loved those photos.	She loved those photos.
1230	01:11:43,633	01:11:45,969	[sighs] I'm sorry.	[sighs] I'm sorry.
1231	01:11:56,313	01:11:57,397	What happened with you?	What happened with you?
1232	01:11:59,065	01:12:00,358	Your boyfriend?	Your boyfriend?
1233	01:12:01,026	01:12:01,985	[sighs]	[sighs]
1234	01:12:04,070	01:12:06,740	[sighs] You mean my fiancé?	[sighs] You mean my fiancé?
1235	01:12:07,490	01:12:08,366	Fiancé?	Fiancé?
1236	01:12:10,327	01:12:11,995	- Damn. - Yeah.	- Damn. - Yeah.
1237	01:12:13,788	01:12:14,998	Nothing happened.	Nothing happened.
1238	01:12:16,666	01:12:20,879	I mean, nothing dramatic. I mean, I just... No, I didn't want to marry him.	I mean, nothing dramatic. I mean, I just... No, I didn't want to marry him.
1239	01:12:23,381	01:12:26,343	And I knew it when he proposed to me.	And I knew it when he proposed to me.
1240	01:12:26,801	01:12:30,805	And I knew it when I told my parents	And I knew it when I told my parents
1241	01:12:30,889	01:12:34,768	and when we picked out the caterer and deejay	and when we picked out the caterer and deejay
1242	01:12:34,851	01:12:38,897	and all that stuff.	and all that stuff.
1243	01:12:38,980	01:12:42,108	And I was just, you know,	And I was just, you know,
1244	01:12:43,068	01:12:46,863	too much of a coward to do anything about it.	too much of a coward to do anything about it.
1245	01:12:46,946	01:12:51,868	So, finally he broke up with me.	So, finally he broke up with me.
1246	01:12:54,412	01:13:00,043	And now he's with someone else.	And now he's with someone else.
1247	01:13:00,919	01:13:04,047	She seems great, so that's nice.	She seems great, so that's nice.
1248	01:13:04,881	01:13:05,924	[sighs]	[sighs]
1249	01:13:06,674	01:13:11,930	And my book is doing so bad	And my book is doing so bad
1250	01:13:16,393	01:13:21,147	and the one person who told me that he liked it, didn't even fucking read it.	and the one person who told me that he liked it, didn't even fucking read it.
1251	01:13:26,611	01:13:31,491	You know that story of yours that I said I read about your brother?	You know that story of yours that I said I read about your brother?
1252	01:13:31,574	01:13:32,867	Let me guess, you didn't read it?	Let me guess, you didn't read it?
1253	01:13:33,618	01:13:37,831	I read it and it was really good.	I read it and it was really good.
1254	01:13:41,918	01:13:42,794	Yeah.	Yeah.
1255	01:13:43,461	01:13:44,629	Yeah, it was.	Yeah, it was.
1256	01:13:47,841	01:13:50,677	And it was really fucking sad.	And it was really fucking sad.
1257	01:13:54,013	01:13:57,642	Yeah, it was.	Yeah, it was.
1258	01:14:07,652	01:14:08,736	[sniffles]	[sniffles]
1259	01:14:17,579	01:14:18,788	Can I play you a song?	Can I play you a song?
1260	01:14:19,622	01:14:20,540	Mm-Hm.	Mm-Hm.
1261	01:14:33,219	01:14:35,096	♪ Best drugs ♪	♪ Best drugs ♪
1262	01:14:37,557	01:14:40,143	♪ Lately you've made me ♪	♪ Lately you've made me ♪
1263	01:14:43,521	01:14:45,940	♪ Feel like a king ♪	♪ Feel like a king ♪
1264	01:14:50,695	01:14:53,781	♪ Wish I could laugh you off ♪	♪ Wish I could laugh you off ♪
1265	01:14:54,157	01:14:57,952	♪ But a couple more drips And I'll float above ♪	♪ But a couple more drips And I'll float above ♪
1266	01:14:58,661	01:15:02,707	♪ All the things that have Always brought me down ♪	♪ All the things that have Always brought me down ♪
1267	01:15:02,790	01:15:03,958	You know, I've been thinking,	You know, I've been thinking,
1268	01:15:08,046	01:15:12,175	just because a connection with a person	just because a connection with a person
1269	01:15:12,258	01:15:16,513	doesn't last forever	doesn't last forever
1270	01:15:19,682	01:15:21,559	doesn't mean it's not real.	doesn't mean it's not real.
1271	01:15:23,603	01:15:24,896	- You know. - Mm-Hm.	- You know. - Mm-Hm.
1272	01:15:27,941	01:15:30,235	Yeah, I think that's true.	Yeah, I think that's true.
1273	01:15:32,028	01:15:35,281	♪ Start over again ♪	♪ Start over again ♪
1274	01:15:39,160	01:15:42,205	♪ Wish I could laugh you off ♪	♪ Wish I could laugh you off ♪
1275	01:15:42,288	01:15:46,209	♪ But a couple more drips And I'll float above ♪	♪ But a couple more drips And I'll float above ♪
1276	01:15:47,001	01:15:51,881	♪ All the things that have Always brought me down ♪	♪ All the things that have Always brought me down ♪
1277	01:15:55,552	01:15:59,889	♪ This new drug's helped me out When I need ♪	♪ This new drug's helped me out When I need ♪
1278	01:16:00,306	01:16:04,227	♪ And I love being loved ♪	♪ And I love being loved ♪
1279	01:17:22,764	01:17:23,640	[door slams close]	[door slams close]
1280	01:17:25,183	01:17:26,309	Hi.	Hi.
1281	01:17:28,770	01:17:29,646	Hi.	Hi.
1282	01:17:31,230	01:17:32,899	Did you sleep here?	Did you sleep here?
1283	01:17:33,733	01:17:36,819	- Is that Hugo's shirt? - Um, um...	- Is that Hugo's shirt? - Um, um...
1284	01:17:36,903	01:17:37,779	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
1285	01:17:38,655	01:17:39,739	I can't believe this.	I can't believe this.
1286	01:17:39,822	01:17:42,909	- You are such a hypocrite. - Well... I... I don't...	- You are such a hypocrite. - Well... I... I don't...
1287	01:17:42,992	01:17:45,244	You know how embarrassing that was for me last night?	You know how embarrassing that was for me last night?
1288	01:17:45,787	01:17:47,038	It was humiliating.	It was humiliating.
1289	01:17:47,705	01:17:49,791	And now you're doing like the same fucking thing.	And now you're doing like the same fucking thing.
1290	01:17:49,874	01:17:55,338	Well, it's not exactly the same thing, but it is a very similar thing.	Well, it's not exactly the same thing, but it is a very similar thing.
1291	01:17:56,172	01:17:57,924	God! You know what really sucks?	God! You know what really sucks?
1292	01:17:58,716	01:18:03,262	I was really looking forward to meeting you and you weren't even nice.	I was really looking forward to meeting you and you weren't even nice.
1293	01:18:03,346	01:18:07,934	And your book, you know what, your book is just...	And your book, you know what, your book is just...
1294	01:18:08,017	01:18:10,061	I know my book sucks.	I know my book sucks.
1295	01:18:10,853	01:18:12,397	All right? I know.	All right? I know.
1296	01:18:13,314	01:18:14,941	How do you think that feels?	How do you think that feels?
1297	01:18:15,024	01:18:16,442	I didn't want to write a shitty book.	I didn't want to write a shitty book.
1298	01:18:17,276	01:18:19,028	- Then why did you? - I don't know.	- Then why did you? - I don't know.
1299	01:18:19,112	01:18:22,323	I'm not good enough to write a good book, I guess, or I was...	I'm not good enough to write a good book, I guess, or I was...
1300	01:18:22,407	01:18:23,616	[sighs]	[sighs]
1301	01:18:23,700	01:18:25,284	Life is not like school, all right.	Life is not like school, all right.
1302	01:18:25,368	01:18:29,831	It's not like a safe place to try things out and I was afraid to fail.	It's not like a safe place to try things out and I was afraid to fail.
1303	01:18:29,914	01:18:32,166	And then I did fail.	And then I did fail.
1304	01:18:32,250	01:18:39,257	And now I feel pretty fucking stupid.	And now I feel pretty fucking stupid.
1305	01:18:44,011	01:18:49,058	But I'm sorry I wasn't more encouraging when we met because I...	But I'm sorry I wasn't more encouraging when we met because I...
1306	01:18:51,728	01:18:53,396	I think I'm just jealous of you.	I think I'm just jealous of you.
1307	01:18:54,063	01:18:54,897	What?	What?
1308	01:18:55,314	01:18:59,819	It's all like possibility for you and I've already fucked up.	It's all like possibility for you and I've already fucked up.
1309	01:19:00,903	01:19:02,071	[sighs]	[sighs]
1310	01:19:03,740	01:19:06,075	I know I'm probably the last person you ever want to see,	I know I'm probably the last person you ever want to see,
1311	01:19:06,159	01:19:08,411	but if there's anything I can ever do to help you...	but if there's anything I can ever do to help you...
1312	01:19:10,955	01:19:11,831	Thanks.	Thanks.
1313	01:19:23,468	01:19:27,138	- Checking out? - Uh, no.	- Checking out? - Uh, no.
1314	01:19:27,221	01:19:31,434	I, uh, I was just hoping for some breakfast.	I, uh, I was just hoping for some breakfast.
1315	01:19:34,145	01:19:35,104	Oh!	Oh!
1316	01:19:35,772	01:19:38,733	[light music playing]	[light music playing]
1317	01:19:38,858	01:19:40,401	This looks amazing.	This looks amazing.
1318	01:19:41,068	01:19:43,196	- Coffee? - Yes, please.	- Coffee? - Yes, please.
1319	01:19:47,825	01:19:48,993	Thank you so much.	Thank you so much.
1320	01:19:56,125	01:19:57,001	Mm.	Mm.
1321	01:20:06,969	01:20:09,263	[cellphone rings]	[cellphone rings]
1322	01:20:09,347	01:20:11,307	Hey, I'm sorry I missed your calls.	Hey, I'm sorry I missed your calls.
1323	01:20:11,390	01:20:14,060	It's been like a crazy 24 hours.	It's been like a crazy 24 hours.
1324	01:20:14,143	01:20:17,063	[Laura] Hey, that's okay.	[Laura] Hey, that's okay.
1325	01:20:17,146	01:20:18,272	Are you alright?	Are you alright?
1326	01:20:18,356	01:20:24,237	Well, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm like in labor.	Well, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm like in labor.
1327	01:20:24,320	01:20:28,282	What? Already? Isn't this like really early?	What? Already? Isn't this like really early?
1328	01:20:28,366	01:20:32,161	Yeah, three weeks, um, but they think it's okay.	Yeah, three weeks, um, but they think it's okay.
1329	01:20:32,245	01:20:37,458	Ugh, they told me not to come in until my contractions get worse, so...	Ugh, they told me not to come in until my contractions get worse, so...
1330	01:20:37,542	01:20:40,294	- Where's Matt? - He's still in fucking Belgium.	- Where's Matt? - He's still in fucking Belgium.
1331	01:20:40,378	01:20:43,798	Oh, my God, Laura. Okay. Oh, how about your mom?	Oh, my God, Laura. Okay. Oh, how about your mom?
1332	01:20:43,881	01:20:47,009	She's coming, but she really stresses me out, Kate.	She's coming, but she really stresses me out, Kate.
1333	01:20:47,093	01:20:49,178	[Kate] Fuck. I know she does.	[Kate] Fuck. I know she does.
1334	01:20:49,262	01:20:52,265	Okay, I can come straight there if you want me to.	Okay, I can come straight there if you want me to.
1335	01:20:52,348	01:20:54,809	Yeah, I really want you to.	Yeah, I really want you to.
1336	01:20:54,892	01:20:59,772	Okay, I will see you in approximately six hours.	Okay, I will see you in approximately six hours.
1337	01:20:59,856	01:21:01,399	Fuck, that sounds like a really long time.	Fuck, that sounds like a really long time.
1338	01:21:02,066	01:21:03,025	This is what I'm gonna do.	This is what I'm gonna do.
1339	01:21:03,109	01:21:05,444	I'm gonna call you back in 20 minutes, okay?	I'm gonna call you back in 20 minutes, okay?
1340	01:21:05,528	01:21:07,196	- Okay. - I love you.	- Okay. - I love you.
1341	01:21:07,280	01:21:08,531	I love you, too.	I love you, too.
1342	01:21:08,614	01:21:10,950	[Kate] You squeeze that cervix shut, okay?	[Kate] You squeeze that cervix shut, okay?
1343	01:21:11,033	01:21:12,243	[Laura] Okay, I'll try.	[Laura] Okay, I'll try.
1344	01:21:12,326	01:21:14,328	Hey, don't let the baby out. I love you. Bye.	Hey, don't let the baby out. I love you. Bye.
1345	01:21:15,204	01:21:16,038	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
1346	01:21:21,627	01:21:22,879	Good morning.	Good morning.
1347	01:21:23,462	01:21:24,589	Ready to head out?	Ready to head out?
1348	01:21:26,048	01:21:31,012	[mellow music playing]	[mellow music playing]
1349	01:21:31,971	01:21:35,141	By the way, I read your book.	By the way, I read your book.
1350	01:21:36,100	01:21:38,936	- You did? - Yep, it's great.	- You did? - Yep, it's great.
1351	01:21:39,020	01:21:41,314	I love Willoughby. So feisty.	I love Willoughby. So feisty.
1352	01:21:41,397	01:21:44,150	[chuckles] Yeah.	[chuckles] Yeah.
1353	01:21:46,277	01:21:47,904	How do you feel about it?	How do you feel about it?
1354	01:21:49,405	01:21:50,406	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
1355	01:21:51,240	01:21:55,536	You know, now that it's out. All the hoopla's over.	You know, now that it's out. All the hoopla's over.
1356	01:21:57,079	01:21:58,039	What do you think?	What do you think?
1357	01:22:00,082	01:22:05,087	I think... it could be better.	I think... it could be better.
1358	01:22:08,257	01:22:10,635	♪ To every ♪	♪ To every ♪
1359	01:22:12,929	01:22:15,598	♪ Girl ♪	♪ Girl ♪
1360	01:22:15,681	01:22:18,643	♪ Going forward ♪	♪ Going forward ♪
1361	01:22:20,227	01:22:24,065	♪ You'll maybe ♪	♪ You'll maybe ♪
1362	01:22:24,148	01:22:26,067	♪ Get what I got ♪	♪ Get what I got ♪
1363	01:22:26,150	01:22:27,902	♪ Got what I do ♪	♪ Got what I do ♪
1364	01:22:28,027	01:22:29,862	♪ Get what I got ♪	♪ Get what I got ♪
1365	01:22:29,946	01:22:31,906	♪ Got what I do ♪	♪ Got what I do ♪
1366	01:22:31,989	01:22:33,616	♪ Get what I got ♪	♪ Get what I got ♪
1367	01:22:33,699	01:22:35,451	♪ Got what I do ♪	♪ Got what I do ♪
1368	01:22:35,534	01:22:37,370	♪ Get what I got ♪	♪ Get what I got ♪
1369	01:22:37,453	01:22:39,288	♪ Oh ♪	♪ Oh ♪
1370	01:22:39,956	01:22:42,500	♪ Baby ♪	♪ Baby ♪
1371	01:22:43,626	01:22:46,504	♪ True blue ♪	♪ True blue ♪
1372	01:22:47,505	01:22:50,132	♪ Baby ♪	♪ Baby ♪
1373	01:22:51,217	01:22:54,261	♪ True blue ♪	♪ True blue ♪
1374	01:22:55,262	01:23:00,726	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind, I don't mind ♪	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind, I don't mind ♪
1375	01:23:02,561	01:23:08,150	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind ♪	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind ♪
1376	01:23:09,318	01:23:12,363	♪ I was there first ♪	♪ I was there first ♪
1377	01:23:13,280	01:23:17,243	♪ Yeah You're just following me ♪	♪ Yeah You're just following me ♪
1378	01:23:17,326	01:23:20,246	♪ Good luck with that, girl ♪	♪ Good luck with that, girl ♪
1379	01:23:20,997	01:23:24,083	♪ I'm a tough act to beat ♪	♪ I'm a tough act to beat ♪
1380	01:23:24,667	01:23:28,546	♪ Yeah, I'll give you some But I won't give it all ♪	♪ Yeah, I'll give you some But I won't give it all ♪
1381	01:23:28,629	01:23:32,341	♪ I'll always have that place In his heart ♪	♪ I'll always have that place In his heart ♪
1382	01:23:32,425	01:23:35,970	♪ Yeah, I'll give you some But I won't give it all ♪	♪ Yeah, I'll give you some But I won't give it all ♪
1383	01:23:36,095	01:23:39,640	♪ I'll always have that place In his heart ♪	♪ I'll always have that place In his heart ♪
1384	01:23:40,349	01:23:47,356	♪ Baby ♪	♪ Baby ♪
1385	01:23:47,732	01:23:54,321	♪ Baby ♪	♪ Baby ♪
1386	01:23:55,531	01:24:01,120	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind, I don't mind ♪	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind, I don't mind ♪
1387	01:24:02,788	01:24:07,376	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind ♪	♪ I don't mind, I don't mind I don't mind ♪
1388	01:24:10,379	01:24:14,008	♪ Oh, I'm letting go (You talk the talk) ♪	♪ Oh, I'm letting go (You talk the talk) ♪
1389	01:24:14,133	01:24:17,636	♪ Yeah, and I'm giving up (And I'll walk the walk) ♪	♪ Yeah, and I'm giving up (And I'll walk the walk) ♪
1390	01:24:17,720	01:24:22,683	♪ Oh man, I'm moving on (I'm moving on) ♪	♪ Oh man, I'm moving on (I'm moving on) ♪
1391	01:24:24,143	01:24:27,188	♪ One, two, three, four ♪	♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1392	01:24:31,484	01:24:34,737	♪ Can I stay here for a while ♪	♪ Can I stay here for a while ♪
1393	01:24:35,321	01:24:37,448	♪ Landlady ♪	♪ Landlady ♪
1394	01:24:44,080	01:24:47,541	♪ Just a corner of the room ♪	♪ Just a corner of the room ♪
1395	01:24:47,625	01:24:50,586	♪ A blanket and a curfew ♪	♪ A blanket and a curfew ♪
1396	01:24:54,715	01:24:58,511	♪ And I'll be light When I'm out ♪	♪ And I'll be light When I'm out ♪
1397	01:24:58,594	01:25:01,263	♪ I'll be quiet as a mouse ♪	♪ I'll be quiet as a mouse ♪
1398	01:25:01,347	01:25:03,641	♪ Town and country ♪	♪ Town and country ♪
1399	01:25:09,772	01:25:12,274	♪ But if I stay too long ♪	♪ But if I stay too long ♪
1400	01:25:12,858	01:25:15,444	♪ Or if I'm off and on ♪	♪ Or if I'm off and on ♪
1401	01:25:16,237	01:25:18,739	♪ The combinations wrong ♪	♪ The combinations wrong ♪
1402	01:25:34,380	01:25:38,050	♪ So, I've tried in my way ♪	♪ So, I've tried in my way ♪
1403	01:25:38,134	01:25:40,886	♪ To break what I am bound to ♪	♪ To break what I am bound to ♪
1404	01:25:47,226	01:25:50,479	♪ There are chains And there are ties ♪	♪ There are chains And there are ties ♪
1405	01:25:50,563	01:25:53,524	♪ I just never got around to ♪	♪ I just never got around to ♪
1406	01:25:58,362	01:26:04,326	♪ And it's fine sometimes To leave it all behind ♪	♪ And it's fine sometimes To leave it all behind ♪
1407	01:26:04,410	01:26:06,162	♪ And start it over ♪	♪ And start it over ♪
1408	01:26:13,169	01:26:15,546	♪ But when it's said and done ♪	♪ But when it's said and done ♪
1409	01:26:16,172	01:26:18,674	♪ No matter where you run ♪	♪ No matter where you run ♪
1410	01:26:19,341	01:26:21,844	♪ You're gonna owe someone ♪	♪ You're gonna owe someone ♪
1411	01:26:22,845	01:26:25,681	♪ Landlady ♪	♪ Landlady ♪
1412	01:26:28,767	01:26:31,812	♪ Landlady ♪	♪ Landlady ♪
1413	01:26:35,191	01:26:37,818	♪ Landlady ♪	♪ Landlady ♪
1414	01:26:41,405	01:26:43,741	♪ Landlady ♪	♪ Landlady ♪
1415	01:27:28,410	01:27:31,330	♪ So, I try to keep it light ♪	♪ So, I try to keep it light ♪
1416	01:27:31,413	01:27:34,500	♪ Keep my mind off the winter ♪	♪ Keep my mind off the winter ♪
1417	01:27:40,839	01:27:44,843	♪ But it's few And far between... ♪	♪ But it's few And far between... ♪