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1	00:01:24,502	00:01:25,336	Hello.	Hello.
2	00:01:25,419	00:01:27,338	Hi, Kate. I have Amy Kim and Jay Lowry for you.	Hi, Kate. I have Amy Kim and Jay Lowry for you.
3	00:01:28,380	00:01:30,049	- It's adorable. - Hi, guys.	- It's adorable. - Hi, guys.
4	00:01:30,174	00:01:31,717	- Kate. - Hi, Kate!	- Kate. - Hi, Kate!
5	00:01:31,801	00:01:33,010	Hi!	Hi!
6	00:01:33,094	00:01:35,137	How are you feeling about the release?	How are you feeling about the release?
7	00:01:35,221	00:01:36,347	I, uh, great.	I, uh, great.
8	00:01:36,430	00:01:38,307	Everyone here loves the book.	Everyone here loves the book.
9	00:01:38,390	00:01:40,226	I sent it to my mom. Did I tell you that?	I sent it to my mom. Did I tell you that?
10	00:01:40,309	00:01:42,186	- Oh! - She loved it.	- Oh! - She loved it.
11	00:01:42,269	00:01:45,189	And we're all so excited about the New York Times review.	And we're all so excited about the New York Times review.
12	00:01:45,272	00:01:46,190	Great.	Great.
13	00:01:46,273	00:01:50,069	But, listen, we got the first numbers in today.	But, listen, we got the first numbers in today.
14	00:01:50,152	00:01:53,322	Unfortunately, Kate, they are a little lower than expected.	Unfortunately, Kate, they are a little lower than expected.
15	00:01:53,405	00:01:54,532	Wait, how low?	Wait, how low?
16	00:01:54,615	00:01:56,742	I still think they're very espectable, don't you, Amy?	I still think they're very espectable, don't you, Amy?
17	00:01:56,826	00:01:59,495	Yes, especially for a first-time writer.	Yes, especially for a first-time writer.
18	00:01:59,578	00:02:01,372	- Uh-huh. - - But we're actually calling you	- Uh-huh. - - But we're actually calling you
19	00:02:01,455	00:02:05,251	because we talked to Foxtrot this morning and we have some bad news.	because we talked to Foxtrot this morning and we have some bad news.
20	00:02:05,334	00:02:07,753	And we are 100 percent in disagreement with this, Kate...	And we are 100 percent in disagreement with this, Kate...
21	00:02:07,837	00:02:09,713	But they want to cancel the book tour.	But they want to cancel the book tour.
22	00:02:09,797	00:02:10,631	Wait, what?	Wait, what?
23	00:02:10,714	00:02:13,384	Honestly, Jay, I just feel like this is a symptom of the time.	Honestly, Jay, I just feel like this is a symptom of the time.
24	00:02:13,467	00:02:16,053	I totally agree. This never would have happened 10 years ago.	I totally agree. This never would have happened 10 years ago.
25	00:02:16,137	00:02:21,475	No. Wait, isn't the book tour supposed to promote the book so that you can get more orders?	No. Wait, isn't the book tour supposed to promote the book so that you can get more orders?
26	00:02:21,559	00:02:25,187	- This is so frustrating. - It's the market.	- This is so frustrating. - It's the market.
27	00:02:25,271	00:02:26,564	It's just a very difficult climate these days.	It's just a very difficult climate these days.
28	00:02:26,647	00:02:28,566	No one wants to spend the money to promote.	No one wants to spend the money to promote.
29	00:02:28,649	00:02:30,776	I feel like we can point the finger at e-books here.	I feel like we can point the finger at e-books here.
30	00:02:30,860	00:02:33,279	E-books, yes. Always with the e-books.	E-books, yes. Always with the e-books.
31	00:02:33,362	00:02:34,572	- Yeah. - But, listen,	- Yeah. - But, listen,
32	00:02:34,655	00:02:37,241	Amy and I think we can reopen this conversation	Amy and I think we can reopen this conversation
33	00:02:37,324	00:02:38,367	if we get a good review in the Times.	if we get a good review in the Times.
34	00:02:38,450	00:02:41,704	Yes, a good New York Times review could change everything.	Yes, a good New York Times review could change everything.
35	00:02:41,787	00:02:43,289	We've both seen it happen, Kate.	We've both seen it happen, Kate.
36	00:02:43,831	00:02:46,250	- Yeah. - The most important thing is that	- Yeah. - The most important thing is that
37	00:02:46,333	00:02:49,461	you wrote an amazing book, okay? Now, hang in there.	you wrote an amazing book, okay? Now, hang in there.
38	00:02:49,545	00:02:50,588	We'll talk soon.	We'll talk soon.
39	00:02:50,671	00:02:51,630	Okay. Bye.	Okay. Bye.
40	00:02:51,714	00:02:53,382	- Bye. - Bye!	- Bye. - Bye!
41	00:03:20,951	00:03:22,286	This is Michael's voicemail.	This is Michael's voicemail.
42	00:03:22,369	00:03:24,371	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.
43	00:03:24,455	00:03:29,126	Hey, Michael, um, I just wanted to give you a call	Hey, Michael, um, I just wanted to give you a call
44	00:03:29,210	00:03:35,299	because it looks like you're still getting some pretty important mail, uh, here	because it looks like you're still getting some pretty important mail, uh, here
45	00:03:35,382	00:03:36,842	and I want to figure out how to get it to you.	and I want to figure out how to get it to you.
46	00:03:36,926	00:03:41,805	So, um, and it would just be nice to talk to you.	So, um, and it would just be nice to talk to you.
47	00:03:41,889	00:03:46,685	So, give me a call when you get a chance. Okay. Bye.	So, give me a call when you get a chance. Okay. Bye.
48	00:04:26,850	00:04:29,186	Oh, my gosh!	Oh, my gosh!
49	00:04:29,270	00:04:32,773	- So cute. Oh, my gosh! - Ooh, I love it. Okay, what else?	- So cute. Oh, my gosh! - Ooh, I love it. Okay, what else?
50	00:04:32,856	00:04:34,358	Janessa, is this you?	Janessa, is this you?
51	00:04:34,441	00:04:36,443	All right, girls, let's take some pictures please.	All right, girls, let's take some pictures please.
52	00:04:37,403	00:04:39,446	Oh, my God! Okay.	Oh, my God! Okay.
53	00:04:40,572	00:04:41,615	Is this good?	Is this good?
54	00:04:43,784	00:04:45,536	Ladies.	Ladies.
55	00:04:45,619	00:04:46,870	Wait, Kate get in here.	Wait, Kate get in here.
56	00:04:46,954	00:04:48,622	Oh, yeah. Come on, you have to.	Oh, yeah. Come on, you have to.
57	00:04:48,706	00:04:50,791	Get... I couldn't... I'm not pregnant.	Get... I couldn't... I'm not pregnant.
58	00:04:50,874	00:04:51,875	Get in here.	Get in here.
59	00:04:54,003	00:04:55,504	To be in this picture.	To be in this picture.
60	00:04:55,587	00:04:56,797	- I love it. - Okay.	- I love it. - Okay.
61	00:04:56,880	00:05:00,467	All right, now turn and show me your bump, your baby bump.	All right, now turn and show me your bump, your baby bump.
62	00:05:00,551	00:05:02,761	Oh, God! I can't... No, I can't be in.	Oh, God! I can't... No, I can't be in.
63	00:05:02,845	00:05:04,722	Get in here.	Get in here.
64	00:05:04,805	00:05:05,639	I know.	I know.
65	00:05:06,932	00:05:08,017	Look what I got.	Look what I got.
66	00:05:08,851	00:05:09,893	- Yes. - Oh, I don't...	- Yes. - Oh, I don't...
67	00:05:09,977	00:05:13,272	- Open it. - Is that your new book? I haven't even seen it.	- Open it. - Is that your new book? I haven't even seen it.
68	00:05:13,397	00:05:14,440	- Look at this. - Oh, my God!	- Look at this. - Oh, my God!
69	00:05:14,523	00:05:17,234	- Cover is horrible. - No, it's great.	- Cover is horrible. - No, it's great.
70	00:05:17,318	00:05:18,569	Look at that.	Look at that.
71	00:05:18,652	00:05:19,778	Okay, ready?	Okay, ready?
72	00:05:19,862	00:05:20,738	Oh.	Oh.
73	00:05:21,322	00:05:22,531	Smile.	Smile.
74	00:05:27,995	00:05:29,413	Perfect.	Perfect.
75	00:05:48,432	00:05:52,811	Hey, Kate. This is a voice from your past. It's David Kirkpatrick from IU.	Hey, Kate. This is a voice from your past. It's David Kirkpatrick from IU.
76	00:05:52,895	00:05:57,858	It's been a long time since we chatted, I know, uh, too long. I hope you're well.	It's been a long time since we chatted, I know, uh, too long. I hope you're well.
77	00:05:57,941	00:06:03,280	I know your book just came out which is wonderful by the way and I know it's last-minute,	I know your book just came out which is wonderful by the way and I know it's last-minute,
78	00:06:03,364	00:06:06,408	but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to come down to your Alma mater	but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to come down to your Alma mater
79	00:06:06,492	00:06:07,493	and do a reading.	and do a reading.
80	00:06:07,910	00:06:10,662	I'd love the chance to catch up. Give me a call back.	I'd love the chance to catch up. Give me a call back.
81	00:06:27,930	00:06:30,682	Miss Conklin. Miss Conklin.	Miss Conklin. Miss Conklin.
82	00:06:30,766	00:06:32,726	It's me, Elliot Mobono.	It's me, Elliot Mobono.
83	00:06:32,810	00:06:34,603	We've been communicating over a text message.	We've been communicating over a text message.
84	00:06:34,686	00:06:36,939	- I'm the graduate assistant here. - Yes, hi, Elliot.	- I'm the graduate assistant here. - Yes, hi, Elliot.
85	00:06:37,022	00:06:40,859	Welcome to Carbondale, or I guess welcome back, right?	Welcome to Carbondale, or I guess welcome back, right?
86	00:06:40,943	00:06:42,444	Because you went here, right?	Because you went here, right?
87	00:06:42,528	00:06:44,613	- Obviously, that's why you're here. - Yeah.	- Obviously, that's why you're here. - Yeah.
88	00:06:44,988	00:06:47,825	I'm here for whatever you need this weekend,	I'm here for whatever you need this weekend,
89	00:06:47,908	00:06:50,536	tour guide, chauffeur, general companionship,	tour guide, chauffeur, general companionship,
90	00:06:50,619	00:06:52,746	and I have your itinerary printed out right here.	and I have your itinerary printed out right here.
91	00:06:52,830	00:06:54,331	Oh, great, great.	Oh, great, great.
92	00:06:54,415	00:06:56,333	I'm a big fan of yours.	I'm a big fan of yours.
93	00:06:56,417	00:06:57,668	I bought your book.	I bought your book.
94	00:06:57,751	00:06:59,586	I haven't read it yet, but I will.	I haven't read it yet, but I will.
95	00:06:59,670	00:07:01,380	Oh, cool! Thanks for buying it.	Oh, cool! Thanks for buying it.
96	00:07:01,505	00:07:03,882	I thought it would be awkward if I didn't.	I thought it would be awkward if I didn't.
97	00:07:03,966	00:07:05,926	- Yeah, yeah. I guess. - Oh, this is me.	- Yeah, yeah. I guess. - Oh, this is me.
98	00:07:06,009	00:07:09,805	I... I'm gonna take you to the bed-and-breakfast first, if that's okay.	I... I'm gonna take you to the bed-and-breakfast first, if that's okay.
99	00:07:09,888	00:07:11,640	- Sure. - Great, great.	- Sure. - Great, great.
100	00:07:16,145	00:07:17,604	- Oh, thank you. - There you go.	- Oh, thank you. - There you go.
101	00:07:17,688	00:07:18,814	Thank you. Oh, I got it.	Thank you. Oh, I got it.
102	00:07:18,897	00:07:20,566	- I got it. Yeah. - You sure? Oh!	- I got it. Yeah. - You sure? Oh!
103	00:07:21,191	00:07:22,359	- You good? - Yes.	- You good? - Yes.
104	00:07:53,223	00:07:54,850	Oh, man.	Oh, man.
105	00:07:56,185	00:07:58,562	- That was my old house. - Yeah?	- That was my old house. - Yeah?
106	00:08:09,948	00:08:12,034	I kinda remember this place. Yeah?	I kinda remember this place. Yeah?
107	00:08:26,673	00:08:29,051	Okay, you're here.	Okay, you're here.
108	00:08:31,512	00:08:32,888	Come on. I'll show you your room.	Come on. I'll show you your room.
109	00:08:41,104	00:08:43,941	Wow, this place is perfect!	Wow, this place is perfect!
110	00:08:44,024	00:08:45,943	Fresh towels in the bathroom,	Fresh towels in the bathroom,
111	00:08:46,026	00:08:49,988	there's an extra blanket in case you get cold, breakfast at 9:00 a.m.	there's an extra blanket in case you get cold, breakfast at 9:00 a.m.
112	00:08:50,072	00:08:52,908	Oh, wow! I didn't expect there to actually be breakfast.	Oh, wow! I didn't expect there to actually be breakfast.
113	00:08:52,991	00:08:55,536	I'm not really a breakfast person.	I'm not really a breakfast person.
114	00:08:56,119	00:08:58,956	What did you think bed-and-breakfast meant?	What did you think bed-and-breakfast meant?
115	00:08:59,039	00:09:01,875	I thought it's more like an Airbnb.	I thought it's more like an Airbnb.
116	00:09:04,002	00:09:06,797	Here are your keys. It's the only set you're gonna get,	Here are your keys. It's the only set you're gonna get,
117	00:09:06,880	00:09:08,006	so, you better wear them around your neck.	so, you better wear them around your neck.
118	00:09:08,090	00:09:09,216	Got it.	Got it.
119	00:09:16,181	00:09:18,600	Well, I'll leave you to it.	Well, I'll leave you to it.
120	00:09:19,643	00:09:24,815	I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up for the reading, unless you want me to stay.	I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up for the reading, unless you want me to stay.
121	00:09:26,191	00:09:27,985	Oh, no. I'm fine.	Oh, no. I'm fine.
122	00:09:28,068	00:09:30,195	- Of course. Okay. - Thank you so much, Elliot.	- Of course. Okay. - Thank you so much, Elliot.
123	00:09:30,279	00:09:31,989	- Bye. - Bye.	- Bye. - Bye.
124	00:09:43,584	00:09:45,252	Hey, you're wearing the same blazer.	Hey, you're wearing the same blazer.
125	00:09:46,920	00:09:47,796	Yeah.	Yeah.
126	00:09:50,090	00:09:50,924	Ready?	Ready?
127	00:09:59,933	00:10:01,018	And here we are.	And here we are.
128	00:10:02,728	00:10:03,562	Oh, wow.	Oh, wow.
129	00:10:06,315	00:10:09,901	- Kate! - I'm gonna go sit up closer.	- Kate! - I'm gonna go sit up closer.
130	00:10:09,985	00:10:11,194	- Hello. - David!	- Hello. - David!
131	00:10:11,278	00:10:14,281	Wow. Welcome back.	Wow. Welcome back.
132	00:10:14,948	00:10:16,867	- It's great to see you. - No, it's good to see you, too.	- It's great to see you. - No, it's good to see you, too.
133	00:10:16,950	00:10:20,120	Thank you for having me. I... I was so excited to hear you're still teaching.	Thank you for having me. I... I was so excited to hear you're still teaching.
134	00:10:20,203	00:10:21,163	Yeah, I'm still at it.	Yeah, I'm still at it.
135	00:10:21,246	00:10:24,791	Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor thing than when you were in my class.	Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor thing than when you were in my class.
136	00:10:24,875	00:10:27,669	Come on, you blew everyone away that first year.	Come on, you blew everyone away that first year.
137	00:10:27,753	00:10:30,881	You were this young writer who came out of nowhere, you were so enthusiastic.	You were this young writer who came out of nowhere, you were so enthusiastic.
138	00:10:30,964	00:10:33,300	Well, I'm older now, but thanks, Kate.	Well, I'm older now, but thanks, Kate.
139	00:10:33,383	00:10:35,093	That's such a... That's such a big compliment. Thank you.	That's such a... That's such a big compliment. Thank you.
140	00:10:35,177	00:10:37,679	- Hi. - Oh, hi, Alexis.	- Hi. - Oh, hi, Alexis.
141	00:10:37,763	00:10:40,974	Uh, oh, Kate, this is my wife Alexis.	Uh, oh, Kate, this is my wife Alexis.
142	00:10:41,808	00:10:43,060	You have a wife!	You have a wife!
143	00:10:43,143	00:10:44,227	I do.	I do.
144	00:10:44,311	00:10:46,772	I got one about five years ago.	I got one about five years ago.
145	00:10:46,855	00:10:49,066	Well, it is so nice to meet you.	Well, it is so nice to meet you.
146	00:10:49,149	00:10:51,610	So nice to meet you. David talks about you all the time.	So nice to meet you. David talks about you all the time.
147	00:10:51,735	00:10:52,903	Oh, really?	Oh, really?
148	00:10:52,986	00:10:54,613	No, not all the time.	No, not all the time.
149	00:10:54,738	00:10:55,989	Not all the time.	Not all the time.
150	00:10:57,658	00:10:59,701	- Hello, everyone. We're about to get started. - I'm gonna go find a seat.	- Hello, everyone. We're about to get started. - I'm gonna go find a seat.
151	00:10:59,785	00:11:01,620	- Please take your seats. - Nice to meet you.	- Please take your seats. - Nice to meet you.
152	00:11:01,703	00:11:02,913	Nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you.
153	00:11:02,996	00:11:04,164	Not all the time.	Not all the time.
154	00:11:06,833	00:11:08,835	My name is April Vavani.	My name is April Vavani.
155	00:11:08,919	00:11:13,882	I am this year's student editor of the Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine.	I am this year's student editor of the Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine.
156	00:11:16,802	00:11:19,262	- Kate, let's get a drink later, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.	- Kate, let's get a drink later, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
157	00:11:19,346	00:11:20,764	I am so excited to welcome you all to the last speaker...	I am so excited to welcome you all to the last speaker...
158	00:11:20,847	00:11:23,392	Oh, uh... I love this by the way.	Oh, uh... I love this by the way.
159	00:11:24,017	00:11:24,976	Very cool.	Very cool.
160	00:11:25,060	00:11:26,978	Professor David Kirkpatrick will be introducing tonight's author.	Professor David Kirkpatrick will be introducing tonight's author.
161	00:11:27,062	00:11:29,648	Please welcome Professor Kirkpatrick.	Please welcome Professor Kirkpatrick.
162	00:11:33,360	00:11:38,699	Well, and everyone, a big thanks to April for organizing this evening.	Well, and everyone, a big thanks to April for organizing this evening.
163	00:11:39,324	00:11:40,617	I mean, applause, yeah, an applaud...	I mean, applause, yeah, an applaud...
164	00:11:41,410	00:11:44,746	Tonight's author comes to us all the way from Chicago...	Tonight's author comes to us all the way from Chicago...
165	00:11:44,830	00:11:48,166	- Oh, thank you. - ...and has just published her first novel.	- Oh, thank you. - ...and has just published her first novel.
166	00:11:48,250	00:11:52,087	She also happens to be one of my former students,	She also happens to be one of my former students,
167	00:11:52,170	00:11:56,883	although I do seem to remember you falling asleep during one of my lectures, Kate.	although I do seem to remember you falling asleep during one of my lectures, Kate.
168	00:12:01,221	00:12:06,017	And now we have the pleasure of hearing an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past.	And now we have the pleasure of hearing an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past.
169	00:12:06,101	00:12:08,228	Please welcome, Kate Conklin.	Please welcome, Kate Conklin.
170	00:12:15,944	00:12:16,820	Thank you.	Thank you.
171	00:12:19,030	00:12:24,828	Wow, thank you, everyone. Ugh. It is such a pleasure to be back here	Wow, thank you, everyone. Ugh. It is such a pleasure to be back here
172	00:12:24,911	00:12:27,664	and I'm so excited to share my book with you.	and I'm so excited to share my book with you.
173	00:12:27,748	00:12:28,707	It just came out.	It just came out.
174	00:12:30,834	00:12:32,419	Oh, thank you. Thank you.	Oh, thank you. Thank you.
175	00:12:32,502	00:12:36,798	Um, yeah, I'm... I am pretty proud of it, even though, I...	Um, yeah, I'm... I am pretty proud of it, even though, I...
176	00:12:36,882	00:12:42,137	I don't love the cover, um, but anyway, let's... Okay.	I don't love the cover, um, but anyway, let's... Okay.
177	00:12:42,220	00:12:45,098	Let's get into it. Okay. All right.	Let's get into it. Okay. All right.
178	00:12:45,182	00:12:47,184	Um...	Um...
179	00:12:48,185	00:12:50,687	But this morning felt different.	But this morning felt different.
180	00:12:50,771	00:12:54,191	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before.	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before.
181	00:12:54,274	00:12:56,193	Oh, wait! Sorry, just for context,	Oh, wait! Sorry, just for context,
182	00:12:56,276	00:13:01,198	this is when the main character Calvin meets his love interest Willoughby.	this is when the main character Calvin meets his love interest Willoughby.
183	00:13:03,533	00:13:05,827	But this morning felt different.	But this morning felt different.
184	00:13:05,911	00:13:10,040	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before,	The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before,
185	00:13:10,123	00:13:12,876	faster than he thought maybe he'd ever seen	faster than he thought maybe he'd ever seen
186	00:13:12,959	00:13:17,714	and the Sun was so bright that as he walked along the familiar shore,	and the Sun was so bright that as he walked along the familiar shore,
187	00:13:17,798	00:13:20,842	it felt as though he was walking under a strobe light,	it felt as though he was walking under a strobe light,
188	00:13:20,926	00:13:26,014	pulsing almost as often as the cold waves licked his toes.	pulsing almost as often as the cold waves licked his toes.
189	00:13:26,473	00:13:30,352	And just then, as he took note of all that,	And just then, as he took note of all that,
190	00:13:30,435	00:13:37,150	he started out toward the mossy rock and found that it was occupied.	he started out toward the mossy rock and found that it was occupied.
191	00:13:40,403	00:13:41,488	Yeah!	Yeah!
192	00:13:42,155	00:13:44,282	- The students adored you. - Oh, shut up.	- The students adored you. - Oh, shut up.
193	00:13:44,366	00:13:46,785	I will not shut up and I will never shut up.	I will not shut up and I will never shut up.
194	00:13:46,868	00:13:48,954	I was surprised they weren't asking for autographs.	I was surprised they weren't asking for autographs.
195	00:13:49,037	00:13:52,207	Well, a few of them did ask for my personal emails.	Well, a few of them did ask for my personal emails.
196	00:13:52,290	00:13:55,418	Oh, wow. Your personal email address, even better.	Oh, wow. Your personal email address, even better.
197	00:13:58,880	00:14:00,298	Alexis didn't like it.	Alexis didn't like it.
198	00:14:01,925	00:14:03,385	That's not true.	That's not true.
199	00:14:03,468	00:14:06,388	She's become quite the critic since marrying me.	She's become quite the critic since marrying me.
200	00:14:06,471	00:14:09,266	Come on, it's fine, Kate can handle it.	Come on, it's fine, Kate can handle it.
201	00:14:09,349	00:14:11,268	It's good for her. It's good to hear criticism.	It's good for her. It's good to hear criticism.
202	00:14:11,351	00:14:15,272	It's just... I had a hard time connecting, is all I said.	It's just... I had a hard time connecting, is all I said.
203	00:14:15,355	00:14:16,273	Oh!	Oh!
204	00:14:16,356	00:14:18,149	It's okay, it's not for everyone.	It's okay, it's not for everyone.
205	00:14:20,402	00:14:23,029	I thought it was fantastic.	I thought it was fantastic.
206	00:14:24,489	00:14:27,450	Well, on that awkward note, I'm going to use the restroom.	Well, on that awkward note, I'm going to use the restroom.
207	00:14:27,534	00:14:29,995	- Come on, it's okay? - No, it's okay.	- Come on, it's okay? - No, it's okay.
208	00:14:30,078	00:14:31,371	I actually just have to go.	I actually just have to go.
209	00:14:33,915	00:14:34,624	Asshole.	Asshole.
210	00:14:42,966	00:14:45,468	Well, that's just a cute little name she has for me.	Well, that's just a cute little name she has for me.
211	00:14:45,552	00:14:48,471	- Hmm, for when you're being an asshole? - For when I'm being an asshole.	- Hmm, for when you're being an asshole? - For when I'm being an asshole.
212	00:14:50,891	00:14:54,060	Yeah, so what's next for you, Miss Conklin?	Yeah, so what's next for you, Miss Conklin?
213	00:14:55,228	00:14:56,396	Tell me all of your plans.	Tell me all of your plans.
214	00:14:56,479	00:15:02,193	Oh, well, I'm in sort of limbo right now.	Oh, well, I'm in sort of limbo right now.
215	00:15:02,277	00:15:04,404	- I'm writing some. - Good.	- I'm writing some. - Good.
216	00:15:05,196	00:15:06,239	How's your book doing?	How's your book doing?
217	00:15:06,323	00:15:11,411	Um, well, not as good as I would have hoped.	Um, well, not as good as I would have hoped.
218	00:15:11,494	00:15:13,914	I guess the sales are sort of low.	I guess the sales are sort of low.
219	00:15:15,332	00:15:16,666	I canceled my book tour.	I canceled my book tour.
220	00:15:17,334	00:15:20,879	Well, I'm glad we got you down here then.	Well, I'm glad we got you down here then.
221	00:15:21,004	00:15:22,964	Yeah, me, too.	Yeah, me, too.
222	00:15:23,423	00:15:24,299	Hmm.	Hmm.
223	00:15:24,925	00:15:27,177	Listen, Kate. I wanted to ask you something.	Listen, Kate. I wanted to ask you something.
224	00:15:28,011	00:15:32,474	Um, what would you think about teaching here?	Um, what would you think about teaching here?
225	00:15:33,683	00:15:36,978	- Teaching here? - Teaching here.	- Teaching here? - Teaching here.
226	00:15:37,062	00:15:38,146	- Teaching here. - Mm-Hm.	- Teaching here. - Mm-Hm.
227	00:15:39,314	00:15:42,400	We just formed a search committee to hire someone for the fall	We just formed a search committee to hire someone for the fall
228	00:15:42,484	00:15:44,486	and I immediately thought of you.	and I immediately thought of you.
229	00:15:45,278	00:15:48,198	Uh, what? I don't even have an MFA.	Uh, what? I don't even have an MFA.
230	00:15:48,281	00:15:51,368	That's something I think the committee could look past for a published alum.	That's something I think the committee could look past for a published alum.
231	00:15:57,415	00:15:59,209	It would be nice to have you here again, Kate.	It would be nice to have you here again, Kate.
232	00:16:06,132	00:16:08,343	- Have a good night. - Bye! Thanks again.	- Have a good night. - Bye! Thanks again.
233	00:16:23,149	00:16:24,025	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
234	00:16:25,986	00:16:27,320	Oh, shit!	Oh, shit!
235	00:16:31,533	00:16:33,118	Oh!	Oh!
236	00:16:56,725	00:16:58,226	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
237	00:16:59,561	00:17:06,192	I am so sorry. I did not mean to wake you up. I... I can't find my keys.	I am so sorry. I did not mean to wake you up. I... I can't find my keys.
238	00:17:06,276	00:17:08,445	I did have it around my neck, but I'm gonna be honest.	I did have it around my neck, but I'm gonna be honest.
239	00:17:08,528	00:17:11,239	It was a little embarrassing, so I put it in my bag and I now...	It was a little embarrassing, so I put it in my bag and I now...
240	00:17:11,322	00:17:15,618	I... I will... I... I will pay for more keys. I am so sorry.	I... I will... I... I will pay for more keys. I am so sorry.
241	00:17:19,706	00:17:20,623	Okay.	Okay.
242	00:17:26,046	00:17:26,713	Hmm.	Hmm.
243	00:17:30,300	00:17:31,134	What up?	What up?
244	00:17:31,217	00:17:33,720	Laura, guess where I am?	Laura, guess where I am?
245	00:17:33,803	00:17:36,681	- Where? - In Carbondale.	- Where? - In Carbondale.
246	00:17:36,765	00:17:38,349	On your book tour?	On your book tour?
247	00:17:38,433	00:17:40,310	Uh, not exactly.	Uh, not exactly.
248	00:17:40,393	00:17:42,979	David Kirkpatrick brought me down to do a reading.	David Kirkpatrick brought me down to do a reading.
249	00:17:43,063	00:17:46,649	Whoa, I haven't heard about that dude in a while.	Whoa, I haven't heard about that dude in a while.
250	00:17:46,733	00:17:48,401	Oh, remember how he used to be so into you.	Oh, remember how he used to be so into you.
251	00:17:48,485	00:17:53,990	He was not. He's married now. Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale.	He was not. He's married now. Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale.
252	00:17:54,074	00:17:57,160	Wow, Carbondale. That's wild.	Wow, Carbondale. That's wild.
253	00:17:57,243	00:18:00,330	And I'm staying at that bed-and-breakfast on our old street.	And I'm staying at that bed-and-breakfast on our old street.
254	00:18:00,413	00:18:03,041	Does it still smell like weed?	Does it still smell like weed?
255	00:18:03,124	00:18:04,042	Yes.	Yes.
256	00:18:05,752	00:18:10,131	Oh, my God, I love it here. I forgot how cozy this place is.	Oh, my God, I love it here. I forgot how cozy this place is.
257	00:18:10,590	00:18:11,758	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
258	00:18:12,383	00:18:14,594	I am standing right in front of our old house.	I am standing right in front of our old house.
259	00:18:14,677	00:18:16,638	Man, I loved that house.	Man, I loved that house.
260	00:18:16,721	00:18:20,517	We had all those like little Tibetan prayer flags everywhere.	We had all those like little Tibetan prayer flags everywhere.
261	00:18:20,600	00:18:24,687	Actually, I'm realizing now that that was probably some fucked up cultural appropriation...	Actually, I'm realizing now that that was probably some fucked up cultural appropriation...
262	00:18:24,771	00:18:26,731	Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Okay, goodbye.	Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Okay, goodbye.
263	00:18:27,440	00:18:28,441	Okay, send me a pic of the house.	Okay, send me a pic of the house.
264	00:18:28,525	00:18:30,151	Okay, I will. Bye, bye.	Okay, I will. Bye, bye.
265	00:18:33,321	00:18:34,489	This is Michael's voicemail.	This is Michael's voicemail.
266	00:18:34,572	00:18:36,616	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.	I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.
267	00:18:37,659	00:18:40,036	Hey, Michael. It's Kate.	Hey, Michael. It's Kate.
268	00:18:40,120	00:18:41,746	Uh, I just missed a call from you.	Uh, I just missed a call from you.
269	00:18:41,830	00:18:46,292	Um, I don't know if you're calling to get together or whatever,	Um, I don't know if you're calling to get together or whatever,
270	00:18:46,376	00:18:50,255	but I'm actually out of town, uh, on my book tour.	but I'm actually out of town, uh, on my book tour.
271	00:18:50,880	00:18:53,758	So, maybe we could get a drink when I'm back in town.	So, maybe we could get a drink when I'm back in town.
272	00:18:53,842	00:18:57,428	Great, okay. So, give me a call back. Okay, bye.	Great, okay. So, give me a call back. Okay, bye.
273	00:19:10,733	00:19:13,361	- Hey! - Oh, hi.	- Hey! - Oh, hi.
274	00:19:13,444	00:19:16,531	S... Um, sorry. I used to live here.	S... Um, sorry. I used to live here.
275	00:19:17,198	00:19:19,617	Aren't you the visiting author?	Aren't you the visiting author?
276	00:19:19,701	00:19:24,414	Yeah, I'm... I'm Kate. Hi. Hi. I'm staying right across the street.	Yeah, I'm... I'm Kate. Hi. Hi. I'm staying right across the street.
277	00:19:24,497	00:19:26,708	Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm Animal.	Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm Animal.
278	00:19:29,586	00:19:31,129	Did you want to see the whole place?	Did you want to see the whole place?
279	00:19:31,212	00:19:33,590	Yes, yeah.	Yes, yeah.
280	00:19:36,176	00:19:37,177	That's Hugo.	That's Hugo.
281	00:19:39,304	00:19:40,680	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
282	00:19:40,763	00:19:42,223	Kate used to live here.	Kate used to live here.
283	00:19:42,849	00:19:46,311	- Really? - Like 15 years ago.	- Really? - Like 15 years ago.
284	00:19:46,394	00:19:48,479	Now she's like a super successful author.	Now she's like a super successful author.
285	00:19:49,314	00:19:51,858	- Cool. - Well, I wouldn't say super.	- Cool. - Well, I wouldn't say super.
286	00:19:51,941	00:19:53,276	You wrote a book.	You wrote a book.
287	00:19:53,359	00:19:54,777	She wrote a book.	She wrote a book.
288	00:19:54,861	00:19:57,447	Hey, did they used to call this the Writer's Retreat back then?	Hey, did they used to call this the Writer's Retreat back then?
289	00:19:57,530	00:19:59,324	Do you guys still call it the Writer's Retreat?	Do you guys still call it the Writer's Retreat?
290	00:19:59,782	00:20:02,702	- I named it the Writer's Retreat. - Seriously?	- I named it the Writer's Retreat. - Seriously?
291	00:20:02,785	00:20:05,747	Yes, we were all creative writing majors.	Yes, we were all creative writing majors.
292	00:20:05,830	00:20:08,833	Man, you're like our forefathers then.	Man, you're like our forefathers then.
293	00:20:11,377	00:20:12,587	That's Tall Brandon.	That's Tall Brandon.
294	00:20:13,588	00:20:14,714	Hey.	Hey.
295	00:20:16,633	00:20:18,259	Can I see my old room?	Can I see my old room?
296	00:20:19,344	00:20:24,140	- I put those stars up there. - Wow, I look at those.	- I put those stars up there. - Wow, I look at those.
297	00:20:24,224	00:20:26,601	Hmm, I used to look at them, too.	Hmm, I used to look at them, too.
298	00:20:31,356	00:20:35,443	Man, I feel so far away from the person I was when I lived in this room.	Man, I feel so far away from the person I was when I lived in this room.
299	00:20:35,526	00:20:38,238	I can't wait to feel far away from this room.	I can't wait to feel far away from this room.
300	00:20:38,738	00:20:40,406	I remember that feeling too.	I remember that feeling too.
301	00:20:41,574	00:20:42,659	And now you're back.	And now you're back.
302	00:20:42,742	00:20:44,911	Yes. I'm back at college.	Yes. I'm back at college.
303	00:20:46,329	00:20:47,914	Do you know Professor Kirkpatrick?	Do you know Professor Kirkpatrick?
304	00:20:47,997	00:20:49,499	He's the one who invited me here.	He's the one who invited me here.
305	00:20:49,582	00:20:53,461	- I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class. - Oh, yeah. He's incredible.	- I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class. - Oh, yeah. He's incredible.
306	00:20:53,544	00:20:55,630	I mean, he's pretty much the reason I'm a writer.	I mean, he's pretty much the reason I'm a writer.
307	00:20:56,589	00:20:58,591	Yeah, no, everyone seems to really like him.	Yeah, no, everyone seems to really like him.
308	00:20:59,759	00:21:00,677	Hey.	Hey.
309	00:21:04,514	00:21:06,766	Do you still want to get the kegs?	Do you still want to get the kegs?
310	00:21:06,849	00:21:09,852	Tall Brandon, you want to maybe put some clothes on?	Tall Brandon, you want to maybe put some clothes on?
311	00:21:11,813	00:21:13,439	I'm not fully dry yet.	I'm not fully dry yet.
312	00:21:16,442	00:21:18,653	We're having a party tonight.	We're having a party tonight.
313	00:21:18,736	00:21:20,863	We used to have incredible parties here.	We used to have incredible parties here.
314	00:21:21,906	00:21:23,199	You should come.	You should come.
315	00:21:23,283	00:21:24,575	Yeah, maybe.	Yeah, maybe.
316	00:21:49,642	00:21:51,894	Chris lunged at me with unimaginable speed	Chris lunged at me with unimaginable speed
317	00:21:51,978	00:21:55,606	and plunged his sword past my third arm toward...	and plunged his sword past my third arm toward...
318	00:21:56,607	00:21:58,443	Carry on.	Carry on.
319	00:21:58,526	00:22:00,486	...directly into my heart.	...directly into my heart.
320	00:22:00,945	00:22:04,407	Strangely, as I began bleeding to death in the middle of the park,	Strangely, as I began bleeding to death in the middle of the park,
321	00:22:04,490	00:22:06,909	all I could think about was whether this was the fastest	all I could think about was whether this was the fastest
322	00:22:06,993	00:22:09,329	that anyone had ever died in sword combat.	that anyone had ever died in sword combat.
323	00:22:09,996	00:22:10,830	I was torn about it.	I was torn about it.
324	00:22:10,913	00:22:13,499	On the one hand, it didn't seem like anyone could have ever died faster,	On the one hand, it didn't seem like anyone could have ever died faster,
325	00:22:13,583	00:22:15,835	but then again, whenever you think something like that,	but then again, whenever you think something like that,
326	00:22:15,918	00:22:18,546	there's always someone ready to defy your expectation.	there's always someone ready to defy your expectation.
327	00:22:19,005	00:22:22,592	Oh, wow, well, much improved, much improved.	Oh, wow, well, much improved, much improved.
328	00:22:23,634	00:22:26,763	I think I may only add one small, small note. I think you know what it is.	I think I may only add one small, small note. I think you know what it is.
329	00:22:26,846	00:22:28,056	I want you to chop off the beginning.	I want you to chop off the beginning.
330	00:22:28,723	00:22:30,641	First page, gone.	First page, gone.
331	00:22:30,725	00:22:31,809	Okay, yeah.	Okay, yeah.
332	00:22:31,893	00:22:34,312	I know it's difficult, but we should just be in it.	I know it's difficult, but we should just be in it.
333	00:22:34,395	00:22:35,605	Yeah, thank you.	Yeah, thank you.
334	00:22:35,688	00:22:36,731	Be in it already.	Be in it already.
335	00:22:37,523	00:22:40,360	All right, so you may have noticed that we have a visitor.	All right, so you may have noticed that we have a visitor.
336	00:22:41,611	00:22:44,530	Uh, some of you were in her reading last night	Uh, some of you were in her reading last night
337	00:22:44,614	00:22:47,575	and for those of you who were not, this is Kate Conklin.	and for those of you who were not, this is Kate Conklin.
338	00:22:47,658	00:22:51,412	Uh, it may interest you to know that long ago in ancient history,	Uh, it may interest you to know that long ago in ancient history,
339	00:22:51,496	00:22:55,083	Kate was in my very first class ever as a professor.	Kate was in my very first class ever as a professor.
340	00:22:55,750	00:22:59,587	And I think, that year, I was younger than you are now if you can believe it?	And I think, that year, I was younger than you are now if you can believe it?
341	00:22:59,670	00:23:00,797	I can't.	I can't.
342	00:23:00,880	00:23:02,632	I know. It does seem unbelievable.	I know. It does seem unbelievable.
343	00:23:02,715	00:23:05,301	All right, well, Miss Conklin is here to observe,	All right, well, Miss Conklin is here to observe,
344	00:23:05,385	00:23:06,594	so, let's give her something to observe.	so, let's give her something to observe.
345	00:23:06,677	00:23:07,553	Who's up next?	Who's up next?
346	00:23:08,137	00:23:08,971	I'll go.	I'll go.
347	00:23:09,055	00:23:10,473	April. Fantastic.	April. Fantastic.
348	00:23:20,858	00:23:22,026	This is called Duvet.	This is called Duvet.
349	00:23:25,071	00:23:29,700	I imagine you stepping into this dream wearing your own body and saying,	I imagine you stepping into this dream wearing your own body and saying,
350	00:23:29,784	00:23:33,162	"What the fuck?" Like you already know what the fuck?	"What the fuck?" Like you already know what the fuck?
351	00:23:35,081	00:23:39,001	I don't mean to sound crass, but where your teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point.	I don't mean to sound crass, but where your teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point.
352	00:23:40,086	00:23:43,089	I go limp when out buying groceries,	I go limp when out buying groceries,
353	00:23:44,549	00:23:46,843	the burning orange chicken in your beard	the burning orange chicken in your beard
354	00:23:46,926	00:23:49,846	smells like a pesticide and it kills me.	smells like a pesticide and it kills me.
355	00:23:51,639	00:23:54,767	Tired now, I unbutton your skin and slip inside	Tired now, I unbutton your skin and slip inside
356	00:23:55,184	00:23:59,730	where everything is white and only I exist.	where everything is white and only I exist.
357	00:24:05,987	00:24:08,656	I lost a bunch of library books and I didn't know if that would affect my grade.	I lost a bunch of library books and I didn't know if that would affect my grade.
358	00:24:09,657	00:24:14,537	That's... That's something you'll have to talk about with the librarian, you know.	That's... That's something you'll have to talk about with the librarian, you know.
359	00:24:14,620	00:24:15,830	- Okay. - Yeah.	- Okay. - Yeah.
360	00:24:15,913	00:24:18,958	Kate, thanks for coming. Did you enjoy it?	Kate, thanks for coming. Did you enjoy it?
361	00:24:19,041	00:24:21,377	Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah, I loved it.	Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah, I loved it.
362	00:24:21,461	00:24:28,384	All right. Okay, well, it's actually my office hour now, so I can't hang out, but, um...	All right. Okay, well, it's actually my office hour now, so I can't hang out, but, um...
363	00:24:28,468	00:24:30,511	Oh, yeah, of course.	Oh, yeah, of course.
364	00:24:30,595	00:24:33,890	But I... I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow, yeah?	But I... I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow, yeah?
365	00:24:33,973	00:24:34,807	Yes.	Yes.
366	00:24:34,891	00:24:37,477	- Okay, right. - Yeah, with Alexis?	- Okay, right. - Yeah, with Alexis?
367	00:24:37,977	00:24:42,440	Oh, uh, no. She... She'll be out of town.	Oh, uh, no. She... She'll be out of town.
368	00:24:42,523	00:24:43,399	Oh.	Oh.
369	00:24:43,483	00:24:44,525	- In Kentucky. - Bummer!	- In Kentucky. - Bummer!
370	00:24:44,609	00:24:46,068	Visiting her sister.	Visiting her sister.
371	00:24:46,152	00:24:47,069	Cool.	Cool.
372	00:24:47,153	00:24:49,155	- Yeah, but you and me, yeah? - Yeah.	- Yeah, but you and me, yeah? - Yeah.
373	00:24:49,822	00:24:51,491	Thank you again for having me.	Thank you again for having me.
374	00:24:51,949	00:24:53,493	Thank you for being had.	Thank you for being had.
375	00:24:55,661	00:24:58,748	- Sorry, inappropriate probably. - Yeah, it's all right.	- Sorry, inappropriate probably. - Yeah, it's all right.
376	00:25:00,041	00:25:01,584	- I'm not allowed to say this kind of thing anymore. - No.	- I'm not allowed to say this kind of thing anymore. - No.
377	00:25:01,667	00:25:03,586	But all right, I'll see you tomorrow.	But all right, I'll see you tomorrow.
378	00:25:03,669	00:25:05,046	- Yes. - Yeah, okay great.	- Yes. - Yeah, okay great.
379	00:25:05,671	00:25:06,547	Okay.	Okay.
380	00:25:30,530	00:25:31,239	Kate Conklin?	Kate Conklin?
381	00:25:32,907	00:25:35,535	- It's me. It's Brad. - Brad?	- It's me. It's Brad. - Brad?
382	00:25:36,118	00:25:38,579	Oh, my God! Bradley Cooper.	Oh, my God! Bradley Cooper.
383	00:25:38,663	00:25:42,792	- Hi. - Oh, you're like a man now.	- Hi. - Oh, you're like a man now.
384	00:25:42,875	00:25:46,087	Thanks. Thank... You too. I mean, a woman, I mean.	Thanks. Thank... You too. I mean, a woman, I mean.
385	00:25:46,170	00:25:51,133	Wow. Bradley Cooper, crazy! It's been so long.	Wow. Bradley Cooper, crazy! It's been so long.
386	00:25:51,217	00:25:53,844	Yeah, I... I... I actually just go by Brad now.	Yeah, I... I... I actually just go by Brad now.
387	00:25:53,928	00:25:55,721	- Really? - Yeah.	- Really? - Yeah.
388	00:25:56,973	00:25:58,641	So, what are you doing here?	So, what are you doing here?
389	00:25:58,724	00:26:01,644	Oh, right. Oh, I'm just in town for a few days.	Oh, right. Oh, I'm just in town for a few days.
390	00:26:01,727	00:26:04,855	The university brought me down to do a reading for my new book.	The university brought me down to do a reading for my new book.
391	00:26:04,939	00:26:08,109	No ways! So, you actually became a writer? That's so cool.	No ways! So, you actually became a writer? That's so cool.
392	00:26:08,192	00:26:10,069	Yeah, I guess it is.	Yeah, I guess it is.
393	00:26:18,160	00:26:20,788	Oh, my God! What fun thing are you doing right now?	Oh, my God! What fun thing are you doing right now?
394	00:26:20,871	00:26:23,833	You're never gonna fucking believe who I'm getting drinks with.	You're never gonna fucking believe who I'm getting drinks with.
395	00:26:23,916	00:26:26,002	- Who? - Bradley Cooper.	- Who? - Bradley Cooper.
396	00:26:26,085	00:26:28,004	From Smith Halls?	From Smith Halls?
397	00:26:28,087	00:26:30,131	Yes, except for he's like really cool now.	Yes, except for he's like really cool now.
398	00:26:31,340	00:26:33,968	Do you remember when we saw him crying?	Do you remember when we saw him crying?
399	00:26:34,051	00:26:36,679	Oh, my God! Yes. In the Jimmy John's.	Oh, my God! Yes. In the Jimmy John's.
400	00:26:36,762	00:26:38,097	You should sneak me a pic of him.	You should sneak me a pic of him.
401	00:26:38,180	00:26:40,057	No, I'm not doing that.	No, I'm not doing that.
402	00:26:40,141	00:26:41,851	Come on, I want to see him.	Come on, I want to see him.
403	00:26:41,934	00:26:44,937	No, you always make me do that and I always get caught.	No, you always make me do that and I always get caught.
404	00:26:45,021	00:26:47,815	I want to see him, Kate, come on.	I want to see him, Kate, come on.
405	00:26:47,898	00:26:48,733	- No. - Katie.	- No. - Katie.
406	00:26:48,816	00:26:49,692	No, I'm not doing it.	No, I'm not doing it.
407	00:26:49,775	00:26:50,818	- Katie. - I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.	- Katie. - I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
408	00:26:50,901	00:26:52,111	I gotta go. I'm here. I love you. Goodbye.	I gotta go. I'm here. I love you. Goodbye.
409	00:26:52,194	00:26:53,613	I gotta go. I love you.	I gotta go. I love you.
410	00:26:58,200	00:27:01,871	I got a pitcher of beer coming. I hope that's okay. I took the liberty of choosing.	I got a pitcher of beer coming. I hope that's okay. I took the liberty of choosing.
411	00:27:01,954	00:27:03,247	Oh, yeah. That's fine.	Oh, yeah. That's fine.
412	00:27:03,956	00:27:06,542	Uh, sorry, this is a work thing.	Uh, sorry, this is a work thing.
413	00:27:06,626	00:27:08,586	I have to answer this real quick. I'm sorry.	I have to answer this real quick. I'm sorry.
414	00:27:18,137	00:27:19,889	Oh, what was that?	Oh, what was that?
415	00:27:19,972	00:27:22,975	Oh, God, my phone just keeps flashing.	Oh, God, my phone just keeps flashing.
416	00:27:23,643	00:27:24,810	Oh, weird.	Oh, weird.
417	00:27:24,894	00:27:25,770	Yes.	Yes.
418	00:27:27,355	00:27:29,148	I'm so glad that you came.	I'm so glad that you came.
419	00:27:30,650	00:27:35,655	This is weird, but I used to jerk off to you in college.	This is weird, but I used to jerk off to you in college.
420	00:27:36,656	00:27:37,698	Really?	Really?
421	00:27:37,782	00:27:41,327	Yes, like you were my number one... number one jerk off.	Yes, like you were my number one... number one jerk off.
422	00:27:42,244	00:27:43,287	Wow.	Wow.
423	00:27:43,954	00:27:46,749	Yeah, and then when I saw you today, I just...	Yeah, and then when I saw you today, I just...
424	00:27:46,832	00:27:51,128	It all came rushing back and I was like, "Oh, my God! I forgot about that girl."	It all came rushing back and I was like, "Oh, my God! I forgot about that girl."
425	00:27:51,879	00:27:53,089	Totally!	Totally!
426	00:27:53,172	00:27:55,216	Sorry that took forever.	Sorry that took forever.
427	00:27:55,299	00:27:57,093	The bartender was so slow.	The bartender was so slow.
428	00:27:57,176	00:28:01,097	Oh, that's okay. Uh, do we order food with you, or up at the bar?	Oh, that's okay. Uh, do we order food with you, or up at the bar?
429	00:28:01,180	00:28:03,599	Oh, no. I don't work here.	Oh, no. I don't work here.
430	00:28:03,683	00:28:05,643	Oh, yeah. No, Kate, this is my friend Rachel.	Oh, yeah. No, Kate, this is my friend Rachel.
431	00:28:05,726	00:28:07,978	- She's an old friend. - Oh, I'm so sorry.	- She's an old friend. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
432	00:28:08,062	00:28:09,647	Oh, that's... It's great.	Oh, that's... It's great.
433	00:28:09,772	00:28:10,439	Yeah.	Yeah.
434	00:28:13,943	00:28:16,362	- So, were you already here? - Mm-Hm.	- So, were you already here? - Mm-Hm.
435	00:28:16,445	00:28:18,030	Brad invited me.	Brad invited me.
436	00:28:18,864	00:28:20,116	Yeah, I thought we could all hang out together.	Yeah, I thought we could all hang out together.
437	00:28:21,367	00:28:22,702	Totally.	Totally.
438	00:28:25,037	00:28:26,747	- Kate, you want to vape? - Oh!	- Kate, you want to vape? - Oh!
439	00:28:27,373	00:28:29,291	- It's weed. - No, I'm... I'm good.	- It's weed. - No, I'm... I'm good.
440	00:28:29,375	00:28:31,252	- Oh, come on. - You just press the button.	- Oh, come on. - You just press the button.
441	00:28:31,335	00:28:32,253	- Press the button. - Yeah.	- Press the button. - Yeah.
442	00:28:33,754	00:28:34,922	So, what's your book you wrote?	So, what's your book you wrote?
443	00:28:35,005	00:28:36,298	Oh, yeah, tell us about it.	Oh, yeah, tell us about it.
444	00:28:36,382	00:28:37,758	Oh, yeah, oh.	Oh, yeah, oh.
445	00:28:37,842	00:28:39,927	Um, so it takes place in New England,	Um, so it takes place in New England,
446	00:28:40,010	00:28:44,014	on this island off the coast of Connecticut called Manchester Island	on this island off the coast of Connecticut called Manchester Island
447	00:28:44,098	00:28:47,059	and the main character is this guy called Calvin.	and the main character is this guy called Calvin.
448	00:28:47,143	00:28:48,853	And he's really wealthy,	And he's really wealthy,
449	00:28:48,936	00:28:51,689	but he has this like really strained relationship with his parents	but he has this like really strained relationship with his parents
450	00:28:51,814	00:28:55,818	because he's adopted and he's always felt out of place, you know.	because he's adopted and he's always felt out of place, you know.
451	00:28:55,901	00:28:57,820	And, um, so, okay.	And, um, so, okay.
452	00:28:57,903	00:28:59,989	So, anyway, every day, he goes for a walk	So, anyway, every day, he goes for a walk
453	00:29:00,072	00:29:01,824	and he sits on this really specific rock	and he sits on this really specific rock
454	00:29:01,907	00:29:04,076	and then one day, he goes there and there's this woman there.	and then one day, he goes there and there's this woman there.
455	00:29:04,160	00:29:08,831	And he's never seen her before, but she's beautiful and she's wild.	And he's never seen her before, but she's beautiful and she's wild.
456	00:29:08,914	00:29:09,832	- And she's... - Do they fuck?	- And she's... - Do they fuck?
457	00:29:10,750	00:29:12,293	They actually don't.	They actually don't.
458	00:29:12,376	00:29:16,672	He loves her, of course, but the whole thing is very restrained.	He loves her, of course, but the whole thing is very restrained.
459	00:29:16,756	00:29:19,341	Yeah, I could go for a little restraint.	Yeah, I could go for a little restraint.
460	00:29:19,425	00:29:20,342	Exactly.	Exactly.
461	00:29:20,426	00:29:23,179	So, could I, but you know, people don't usually want that.	So, could I, but you know, people don't usually want that.
462	00:29:23,262	00:29:26,682	They want something dramatic and exciting, bold.	They want something dramatic and exciting, bold.
463	00:29:26,766	00:29:29,852	But I don't think that life is bold like it is stories.	But I don't think that life is bold like it is stories.
464	00:29:29,935	00:29:33,022	I think real life is just very restrained.	I think real life is just very restrained.
465	00:29:48,037	00:29:50,331	Oh, my God! I'm not doing this anymore.	Oh, my God! I'm not doing this anymore.
466	00:29:51,290	00:29:52,792	Get up, Meredith.	Get up, Meredith.
467	00:29:53,250	00:29:55,127	Meredith, get up.	Meredith, get up.
468	00:29:55,211	00:29:58,047	I'm getting seriously pissed off with you right now.	I'm getting seriously pissed off with you right now.
469	00:29:58,798	00:30:00,174	My legs are broken.	My legs are broken.
470	00:30:00,257	00:30:02,802	Your legs are not broken. Get up.	Your legs are not broken. Get up.
471	00:30:06,138	00:30:08,849	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
472	00:30:08,933	00:30:09,934	Fuck!	Fuck!
473	00:30:12,269	00:30:13,854	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
474	00:30:49,390	00:30:51,058	Who the fuck is that?	Who the fuck is that?
475	00:31:14,957	00:31:16,208	Write back.	Write back.
476	00:31:18,335	00:31:20,379	Write back, you fucking asshole.	Write back, you fucking asshole.
477	00:31:39,899	00:31:40,566	Hey.	Hey.
478	00:31:43,110	00:31:46,196	- Hey. - Laura, I'm at our house.	- Hey. - Laura, I'm at our house.
479	00:31:46,280	00:31:48,324	What are you doing at our house?	What are you doing at our house?
480	00:31:48,407	00:31:50,034	They're having a party.	They're having a party.
481	00:31:50,117	00:31:51,493	Wait, what happened to Bradley Cooper?	Wait, what happened to Bradley Cooper?
482	00:31:51,577	00:31:54,288	Oh, that was the worst. Oh, my God, I'll tell you about it later.	Oh, that was the worst. Oh, my God, I'll tell you about it later.
483	00:31:54,955	00:31:57,499	- What's it like? - It seems cool.	- What's it like? - It seems cool.
484	00:31:57,583	00:31:59,960	Like way cooler than our parties.	Like way cooler than our parties.
485	00:32:00,044	00:32:01,503	- Oh! - What are you doing?	- Oh! - What are you doing?
486	00:32:02,212	00:32:08,302	Oh. Well, I guess I was peeing, but now I'm just sitting on the toilet with my pants down.	Oh. Well, I guess I was peeing, but now I'm just sitting on the toilet with my pants down.
487	00:32:08,385	00:32:12,306	Okay, so Michael posted a new photo and this one is with a girl.	Okay, so Michael posted a new photo and this one is with a girl.
488	00:32:12,389	00:32:14,600	You have to stop looking at his Instagram.	You have to stop looking at his Instagram.
489	00:32:14,683	00:32:20,064	I know. I only look at it when I'm sad and I texted him.	I know. I only look at it when I'm sad and I texted him.
490	00:32:20,147	00:32:21,023	Kate!	Kate!
491	00:32:21,106	00:32:23,025	Oh, shit! I think he's ringing me back.	Oh, shit! I think he's ringing me back.
492	00:32:24,234	00:32:25,903	It's just my battery. I gotta go.	It's just my battery. I gotta go.
493	00:32:25,986	00:32:29,531	Okay, well, I probably wet my vagina now.	Okay, well, I probably wet my vagina now.
494	00:32:29,615	00:32:30,616	Call me in the morning.	Call me in the morning.
495	00:32:31,992	00:32:32,868	She's gone.	She's gone.
496	00:32:41,627	00:32:43,295	Hey, Tall Brandon.	Hey, Tall Brandon.
497	00:32:43,379	00:32:46,298	Oh, hey. You came to our party.	Oh, hey. You came to our party.
498	00:32:46,382	00:32:48,133	- Mm-Hm. - This is so crazy.	- Mm-Hm. - This is so crazy.
499	00:32:48,634	00:32:50,302	Do you want some weed?	Do you want some weed?
500	00:32:51,553	00:32:57,142	Um, do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you?	Um, do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you?
501	00:32:58,352	00:32:59,478	I don't know.	I don't know.
502	00:33:06,151	00:33:09,446	I used to dance in this room like 15 years ago.	I used to dance in this room like 15 years ago.
503	00:33:10,489	00:33:13,033	I was in kindergarten 15 years ago.	I was in kindergarten 15 years ago.
504	00:34:01,582	00:34:03,292	- Hey, you came. - What?	- Hey, you came. - What?
505	00:34:03,375	00:34:04,626	I said, hey you came.	I said, hey you came.
506	00:34:04,710	00:34:05,711	Hold on.	Hold on.
507	00:34:09,048	00:34:11,133	- You came. - Oh, yeah.	- You came. - Oh, yeah.
508	00:34:11,216	00:34:12,718	- Yeah. - Is it weird?	- Yeah. - Is it weird?
509	00:34:13,510	00:34:15,220	Yes, it's super weird.	Yes, it's super weird.
510	00:34:15,304	00:34:17,514	- Really? - Yeah, I'm kidding. It's fine.	- Really? - Yeah, I'm kidding. It's fine.
511	00:34:17,598	00:34:19,058	No one thinks it's weird.	No one thinks it's weird.
512	00:34:19,683	00:34:21,268	Trust me, it's awesome.	Trust me, it's awesome.
513	00:34:21,769	00:34:23,604	I mean you're like an actual writer.	I mean you're like an actual writer.
514	00:34:25,230	00:34:27,733	I mean, technically, you're an actual writer, too.	I mean, technically, you're an actual writer, too.
515	00:34:29,526	00:34:31,361	Technically, yes. That's true.	Technically, yes. That's true.
516	00:34:34,323	00:34:35,407	April!	April!
517	00:34:41,330	00:34:44,208	I'm... I'm going to go dance.	I'm... I'm going to go dance.
518	00:34:44,291	00:34:46,627	- Okay. - Okay.	- Okay. - Okay.
519	00:34:57,596	00:34:58,430	Cool party.	Cool party.
520	00:35:00,224	00:35:01,141	Yeah.	Yeah.
521	00:35:12,194	00:35:13,112	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
522	00:35:18,158	00:35:22,621	Hey, Tall Brandon. Do you have an iPhone charger?	Hey, Tall Brandon. Do you have an iPhone charger?
523	00:35:22,704	00:35:26,208	- What? - Do you have an iPhone charger?	- What? - Do you have an iPhone charger?
524	00:35:26,291	00:35:28,043	Oh, I'm a Galaxy boy.	Oh, I'm a Galaxy boy.
525	00:35:28,127	00:35:29,711	You got to talk to Animal, he's upstairs.	You got to talk to Animal, he's upstairs.
526	00:35:29,795	00:35:31,046	- Animal? - Yeah, Animal.	- Animal? - Yeah, Animal.
527	00:35:31,130	00:35:32,339	Oh, yeah. Cool.	Oh, yeah. Cool.
528	00:35:38,178	00:35:38,846	Animal.	Animal.
529	00:36:10,919	00:36:11,795	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
530	00:36:14,381	00:36:15,549	Did you buy more condoms?	Did you buy more condoms?
531	00:36:16,466	00:36:17,759	- Good. - Yep.	- Good. - Yep.
532	00:36:17,843	00:36:19,761	Don't rip my skirt.	Don't rip my skirt.
533	00:36:21,180	00:36:22,347	Don't do it.	Don't do it.
534	00:36:23,932	00:36:24,766	You got it.	You got it.
535	00:36:24,850	00:36:26,810	Mm-Mm, good.	Mm-Mm, good.
536	00:36:28,187	00:36:33,317	Whoa, whoa, whoa.	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
537	00:36:33,400	00:36:36,111	- Help me. Help me with my shirt. Okay. - Okay.	- Help me. Help me with my shirt. Okay. - Okay.
538	00:36:36,195	00:36:38,655	Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.	Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
539	00:36:39,948	00:36:41,742	Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.	Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.
540	00:36:45,787	00:36:47,122	What?	What?
541	00:36:51,960	00:36:53,629	Wait. Go to the last one.	Wait. Go to the last one.
542	00:36:55,422	00:36:58,800	Hmm, that's definitely attention-seeking behavior.	Hmm, that's definitely attention-seeking behavior.
543	00:36:58,884	00:37:00,844	Okay, go to the one with the girl.	Okay, go to the one with the girl.
544	00:37:03,639	00:37:04,806	I think she's just a friend.	I think she's just a friend.
545	00:37:04,890	00:37:06,516	Hold on. See if she's tagged.	Hold on. See if she's tagged.
546	00:37:06,600	00:37:08,977	Okay. Oh, she's tagged.	Okay. Oh, she's tagged.
547	00:37:19,571	00:37:21,907	My God! He has a girlfriend.	My God! He has a girlfriend.
548	00:37:22,574	00:37:24,576	Oh, I'm so pathetic.	Oh, I'm so pathetic.
549	00:37:26,370	00:37:28,580	Were you hoping you guys would get back together?	Were you hoping you guys would get back together?
550	00:37:28,664	00:37:31,166	No. Not.	No. Not.
551	00:37:31,250	00:37:34,711	Maybe. Oh, God! Oh, my God! Maybe I was.	Maybe. Oh, God! Oh, my God! Maybe I was.
552	00:37:35,879	00:37:37,631	Breakups are hard, man.	Breakups are hard, man.
553	00:37:38,882	00:37:40,175	Do you want us to walk you home?	Do you want us to walk you home?
554	00:37:40,259	00:37:44,346	No, I can't even get in. I lost the key and that old lady is so mean.	No, I can't even get in. I lost the key and that old lady is so mean.
555	00:37:57,442	00:38:00,862	I can make up a little, um, bed on the couch if you want.	I can make up a little, um, bed on the couch if you want.
556	00:38:01,530	00:38:02,406	Oh!	Oh!
557	00:38:06,994	00:38:08,870	I'll go make it. Right.	I'll go make it. Right.
558	00:38:26,763	00:38:27,639	What's up?	What's up?
559	00:38:29,766	00:38:30,892	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
560	00:38:33,979	00:38:35,939	Hey, how are you feeling?	Hey, how are you feeling?
561	00:38:36,982	00:38:37,858	Great.	Great.
562	00:38:37,941	00:38:40,485	Is it... Thank you for...	Is it... Thank you for...
563	00:38:40,944	00:38:43,030	Hey, we should clean up before we head out.	Hey, we should clean up before we head out.
564	00:38:45,699	00:38:47,409	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
565	00:38:47,492	00:38:49,411	Hey, when are we leaving?	Hey, when are we leaving?
566	00:38:49,494	00:38:51,663	In like, 30.	In like, 30.
567	00:38:52,497	00:38:55,667	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
568	00:38:56,501	00:38:57,502	You're still here.	You're still here.
569	00:38:59,087	00:39:01,757	Yeah, I... I kind of slept here.	Yeah, I... I kind of slept here.
570	00:39:01,840	00:39:05,010	Cool. What are you doing today?	Cool. What are you doing today?
571	00:39:05,761	00:39:11,767	Um, I think I'm meeting with students later this afternoon.	Um, I think I'm meeting with students later this afternoon.
572	00:39:11,850	00:39:13,727	Do you want to hang out before?	Do you want to hang out before?
573	00:39:13,810	00:39:16,313	Emma got her roommate's car and we're going to the lake.	Emma got her roommate's car and we're going to the lake.
574	00:39:16,438	00:39:18,899	Oh, my God! I've not thought about that lake in forever.	Oh, my God! I've not thought about that lake in forever.
575	00:39:18,982	00:39:20,359	Yeah, it'll be fun.	Yeah, it'll be fun.
576	00:39:29,409	00:39:30,660	I think I'm gonna take a shower.	I think I'm gonna take a shower.
577	00:39:43,548	00:39:44,966	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
578	00:40:08,907	00:40:10,867	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
579	00:40:12,869	00:40:14,079	Nice shirt.	Nice shirt.
580	00:40:15,914	00:40:16,915	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
581	00:40:19,709	00:40:20,961	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
582	00:40:34,766	00:40:35,934	You want one?	You want one?
583	00:40:36,435	00:40:37,436	Oh, are those drugs?	Oh, are those drugs?
584	00:40:38,061	00:40:41,565	Yeah, it's a weed gummy, but it's pretty chill.	Yeah, it's a weed gummy, but it's pretty chill.
585	00:40:52,617	00:40:56,079	Oh, I don't have a swimsuit or anything.	Oh, I don't have a swimsuit or anything.
586	00:40:57,497	00:40:58,623	Just wear your bra.	Just wear your bra.
587	00:41:04,546	00:41:05,380	Um.	Um.
588	00:41:18,894	00:41:19,769	Sup?	Sup?
589	00:41:20,896	00:41:22,230	Sup?	Sup?
590	00:41:23,815	00:41:25,525	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
591	00:41:25,984	00:41:26,902	You want to come in?	You want to come in?
592	00:41:46,171	00:41:49,174	Oh, man, I don't think these gummies are working.	Oh, man, I don't think these gummies are working.
593	00:41:49,257	00:41:50,091	Yeah.	Yeah.
594	00:41:51,676	00:41:53,887	Yeah, not really doing anything.	Yeah, not really doing anything.
595	00:41:53,970	00:41:55,764	Maybe a dud.	Maybe a dud.
596	00:41:55,847	00:41:58,850	Mm-Hm, yeah.	Mm-Hm, yeah.
597	00:41:58,934	00:42:01,770	Hey, I think I read something of yours from when you were here.	Hey, I think I read something of yours from when you were here.
598	00:42:02,562	00:42:03,772	- You did? - Yeah.	- You did? - Yeah.
599	00:42:03,855	00:42:05,148	The one about your brother.	The one about your brother.
600	00:42:06,858	00:42:07,776	You read that?	You read that?
601	00:42:07,859	00:42:10,153	Yeah, it was really good.	Yeah, it was really good.
602	00:42:13,657	00:42:14,950	Try saying that to my parents.	Try saying that to my parents.
603	00:42:15,033	00:42:17,035	They hardly talked to me after I wrote it.	They hardly talked to me after I wrote it.
604	00:42:19,663	00:42:20,914	Did your brother really die?	Did your brother really die?
605	00:42:21,581	00:42:22,249	Yeah.	Yeah.
606	00:42:24,251	00:42:25,877	Was he really an asshole?	Was he really an asshole?
607	00:42:28,129	00:42:29,089	Yeah.	Yeah.
608	00:42:32,217	00:42:33,843	I wish I could write stuff like that.	I wish I could write stuff like that.
609	00:42:36,096	00:42:38,557	I don't know, it didn't really pan out for me.	I don't know, it didn't really pan out for me.
610	00:42:39,224	00:42:41,101	I think it was too sad or something,	I think it was too sad or something,
611	00:42:41,184	00:42:43,186	you know, made people uncomfortable.	you know, made people uncomfortable.
612	00:42:45,605	00:42:49,526	It's not really my style anymore, you know, it's out of fashion.	It's not really my style anymore, you know, it's out of fashion.
613	00:42:49,651	00:42:51,069	Personal essay is dead.	Personal essay is dead.
614	00:42:53,196	00:42:54,072	Right.	Right.
615	00:43:09,087	00:43:14,551	Yeah, I think, um... I think those gummies are starting to work.	Yeah, I think, um... I think those gummies are starting to work.
616	00:43:16,303	00:43:19,681	It's like as soon as you think you're not stoned	It's like as soon as you think you're not stoned
617	00:43:19,764	00:43:21,850	that's when you realize you're definitely stoned.	that's when you realize you're definitely stoned.
618	00:43:21,933	00:43:25,770	Yeah, it's like your body knows before your mind knows,	Yeah, it's like your body knows before your mind knows,
619	00:43:25,854	00:43:31,359	but your body is sending signals to your mind saying, "Hey, check in on yourself."	but your body is sending signals to your mind saying, "Hey, check in on yourself."
620	00:43:32,611	00:43:35,238	Yeah, it's like your brain is too stupid to catch up,	Yeah, it's like your brain is too stupid to catch up,
621	00:43:35,322	00:43:37,824	so, you feel it before you know it.	so, you feel it before you know it.
622	00:43:39,701	00:43:41,202	You feel it before you know it.	You feel it before you know it.
623	00:43:42,621	00:43:43,288	Cool.	Cool.
624	00:43:45,081	00:43:46,041	Very cool.	Very cool.
625	00:43:47,626	00:43:50,545	You're supposed to catch it. Come on.	You're supposed to catch it. Come on.
626	00:43:51,963	00:43:53,256	- You want to play? - Sure.	- You want to play? - Sure.
627	00:43:55,300	00:43:56,676	All right, all right.	All right, all right.
628	00:43:58,136	00:43:58,970	Wow.	Wow.
629	00:44:00,889	00:44:02,557	Hey, watch out. Emma has a hell of an arm.	Hey, watch out. Emma has a hell of an arm.
630	00:44:02,641	00:44:03,266	- Oh, shit! - Ready?	- Oh, shit! - Ready?
631	00:44:03,350	00:44:05,226	- Yeah. - We're ready. Yeah, we're ready.	- Yeah. - We're ready. Yeah, we're ready.
632	00:44:05,310	00:44:08,313	Oh, schnikes!	Oh, schnikes!
633	00:44:20,659	00:44:21,826	Hey, what's going on?	Hey, what's going on?
634	00:44:23,119	00:44:23,995	April's here.	April's here.
635	00:44:24,412	00:44:27,832	Oh, yeah. I think I saw her at the party last night.	Oh, yeah. I think I saw her at the party last night.
636	00:44:28,166	00:44:31,002	Yeah, we haven't seen her in a while though.	Yeah, we haven't seen her in a while though.
637	00:44:32,796	00:44:34,756	She read a poem in class yesterday.	She read a poem in class yesterday.
638	00:44:34,839	00:44:37,217	Yeah, she's like the star of the English department.	Yeah, she's like the star of the English department.
639	00:44:41,179	00:44:43,014	Animal thinks she's cheating on him.	Animal thinks she's cheating on him.
640	00:44:45,058	00:44:46,101	Really?	Really?
641	00:44:48,436	00:44:50,897	Brandon, get in the water.	Brandon, get in the water.
642	00:44:56,903	00:44:58,405	Oh, I think I gotta go.	Oh, I think I gotta go.
643	00:45:00,073	00:45:04,661	- Elliot, I'm so sorry. - Not a problem. It was a beautiful drive.	- Elliot, I'm so sorry. - Not a problem. It was a beautiful drive.
644	00:45:22,762	00:45:23,722	Austin.	Austin.
645	00:45:27,058	00:45:27,934	Austin.	Austin.
646	00:45:30,103	00:45:31,771	Hi, excuse me.	Hi, excuse me.
647	00:45:33,106	00:45:35,150	I am looking for an Austin.	I am looking for an Austin.
648	00:45:36,317	00:45:38,069	I... I don't know about that person.	I... I don't know about that person.
649	00:45:38,153	00:45:40,864	Oh, damn, I'm supposed to have a meeting with him.	Oh, damn, I'm supposed to have a meeting with him.
650	00:45:40,947	00:45:44,325	There was a guy here waiting around earlier, but he left.	There was a guy here waiting around earlier, but he left.
651	00:45:44,409	00:45:46,077	Oh, damn it. Do you think that was Austin?	Oh, damn it. Do you think that was Austin?
652	00:45:47,036	00:45:49,247	- What does he look like? - I don't know.	- What does he look like? - I don't know.
653	00:46:42,217	00:46:43,301	Yeah, that's a good one.	Yeah, that's a good one.
654	00:46:46,471	00:46:47,347	Hey.	Hey.
655	00:46:51,309	00:46:53,520	I really liked your reading in class, by the way.	I really liked your reading in class, by the way.
656	00:46:54,479	00:46:57,816	- Thanks. - You're really lucky to have David as a professor.	- Thanks. - You're really lucky to have David as a professor.
657	00:46:58,483	00:47:00,151	He was a huge influence on me.	He was a huge influence on me.
658	00:47:00,819	00:47:03,488	Yeah, he's... He's awesome.	Yeah, he's... He's awesome.
659	00:47:07,367	00:47:09,327	So, do you want to talk about your work?	So, do you want to talk about your work?
660	00:47:09,953	00:47:14,249	Yeah, for sure, I mean, that's why I'm here.	Yeah, for sure, I mean, that's why I'm here.
661	00:47:14,332	00:47:15,333	Okay.	Okay.
662	00:47:15,416	00:47:17,752	Well, I think if you cut down on the length of this one	Well, I think if you cut down on the length of this one
663	00:47:17,836	00:47:19,754	and reformat it, it would really help.	and reformat it, it would really help.
664	00:47:19,838	00:47:21,965	Plus, I would probably change the title.	Plus, I would probably change the title.
665	00:47:23,550	00:47:24,926	What's wrong with the title?	What's wrong with the title?
666	00:47:25,009	00:47:26,970	One-word titles aren't really in Vogue right now.	One-word titles aren't really in Vogue right now.
667	00:47:27,053	00:47:29,180	They're seen as kind of grandiose.	They're seen as kind of grandiose.
668	00:47:30,139	00:47:35,019	Oh, but, uh, I don't think I want to change it.	Oh, but, uh, I don't think I want to change it.
669	00:47:35,895	00:47:38,857	- What do you mean? - I mean, I already really like it.	- What do you mean? - I mean, I already really like it.
670	00:47:39,858	00:47:42,151	I wrote it about something that's really important to me.	I wrote it about something that's really important to me.
671	00:47:42,527	00:47:44,153	I don't want to fuck with that, you know.	I don't want to fuck with that, you know.
672	00:47:44,612	00:47:45,780	Okay, yeah.	Okay, yeah.
673	00:47:45,864	00:47:49,158	But that's part of being a working writer, you gotta make a living.	But that's part of being a working writer, you gotta make a living.
674	00:47:49,951	00:47:52,954	I don't know. I just... I don't love the idea of making changes	I don't know. I just... I don't love the idea of making changes
675	00:47:53,037	00:47:55,498	for like some random editor in New York or whatever.	for like some random editor in New York or whatever.
676	00:47:56,332	00:47:57,292	Okay, sure.	Okay, sure.
677	00:47:58,585	00:47:59,460	What?	What?
678	00:48:00,169	00:48:02,380	No, I just think that's a little naive.	No, I just think that's a little naive.
679	00:48:03,423	00:48:07,051	You don't get to be difficult starting out, especially as a woman.	You don't get to be difficult starting out, especially as a woman.
680	00:48:07,135	00:48:09,053	You got to play the game, or they're never gonna publish you.	You got to play the game, or they're never gonna publish you.
681	00:48:11,598	00:48:14,267	Didn't your publisher just cancel your book tour though?	Didn't your publisher just cancel your book tour though?
682	00:48:14,350	00:48:15,518	How do you know that?	How do you know that?
683	00:48:16,227	00:48:19,063	- Did David tell you that? - Yeah.	- Did David tell you that? - Yeah.
684	00:48:19,981	00:48:22,233	Okay, obviously, I told that to him in confidence,	Okay, obviously, I told that to him in confidence,
685	00:48:22,317	00:48:24,569	but, yes, they did just cancel my tour.	but, yes, they did just cancel my tour.
686	00:48:24,652	00:48:27,989	But that's more about the state of the publishing industry than my book.	But that's more about the state of the publishing industry than my book.
687	00:48:28,489	00:48:31,910	You can't just keep all your work in a binder and never try to get it published.	You can't just keep all your work in a binder and never try to get it published.
688	00:48:32,577	00:48:33,912	I am not gonna do that.	I am not gonna do that.
689	00:48:34,495	00:48:35,872	I'm gonna start my own press.	I'm gonna start my own press.
690	00:48:35,997	00:48:38,541	Start your own press?	Start your own press?
691	00:48:40,585	00:48:47,216	Yeah, um, I've been gathering my friend's work and, uh...	Yeah, um, I've been gathering my friend's work and, uh...
692	00:48:56,267	00:49:00,313	And it'll be properly bound and everything, obviously,	And it'll be properly bound and everything, obviously,
693	00:49:00,396	00:49:03,274	but, yeah, I wanted to know what you thought.	but, yeah, I wanted to know what you thought.
694	00:49:15,244	00:49:17,288	Uh, yeah. It's cool.	Uh, yeah. It's cool.
695	00:49:23,544	00:49:24,629	How'd it go?	How'd it go?
696	00:49:27,131	00:49:29,258	Oh, uh, it was fine.	Oh, uh, it was fine.
697	00:49:29,342	00:49:34,305	Well, we're off to your next stop, dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick.	Well, we're off to your next stop, dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick.
698	00:49:34,973	00:49:35,890	What dinner?	What dinner?
699	00:49:35,974	00:49:38,476	You had me add it to your itinerary yesterday.	You had me add it to your itinerary yesterday.
700	00:49:39,227	00:49:41,270	Oh, yeah. Right.	Oh, yeah. Right.
701	00:50:11,342	00:50:13,344	This is why I never read reviews, Kate.	This is why I never read reviews, Kate.
702	00:50:13,428	00:50:15,680	I will not go near them. I won't even look at them.	I will not go near them. I won't even look at them.
703	00:50:17,390	00:50:21,269	I Google sometimes and read them... the first line in them.	I Google sometimes and read them... the first line in them.
704	00:50:21,352	00:50:23,271	No, I won't go further in.	No, I won't go further in.
705	00:50:25,189	00:50:27,942	Critics are the worst kind of human.	Critics are the worst kind of human.
706	00:50:28,026	00:50:29,277	They are the worst kind of human.	They are the worst kind of human.
707	00:50:32,530	00:50:34,240	- Who wrote it? - I don't know.	- Who wrote it? - I don't know.
708	00:50:35,033	00:50:37,160	Probably Nesbo. I bet it was Nesbo.	Probably Nesbo. I bet it was Nesbo.
709	00:50:37,535	00:50:39,454	That asshole.	That asshole.
710	00:50:39,537	00:50:42,623	You know there was an email circulating a few years back,	You know there was an email circulating a few years back,
711	00:50:42,707	00:50:44,459	they had a story that he wrote in his 20s.	they had a story that he wrote in his 20s.
712	00:50:44,542	00:50:46,335	What a piece of shit!	What a piece of shit!
713	00:50:46,419	00:50:48,963	I'll send that to you. That'll make you feel better.	I'll send that to you. That'll make you feel better.
714	00:50:49,047	00:50:50,715	It'll make you feel like a genius.	It'll make you feel like a genius.
715	00:50:50,798	00:50:52,717	What did your publisher say?	What did your publisher say?
716	00:50:53,634	00:50:55,053	He didn't say anything.	He didn't say anything.
717	00:50:55,553	00:50:56,554	Cowards!	Cowards!
718	00:50:58,056	00:51:00,725	Publishers are just as bad and you'll find that to be true.	Publishers are just as bad and you'll find that to be true.
719	00:51:02,560	00:51:06,064	This is exactly the reason I'm gonna self-publish my next novel.	This is exactly the reason I'm gonna self-publish my next novel.
720	00:51:07,648	00:51:09,776	You and I are so similar, Kate.	You and I are so similar, Kate.
721	00:51:12,236	00:51:15,448	That's why it'd be great if you came and toured next year.	That's why it'd be great if you came and toured next year.
722	00:51:16,616	00:51:17,533	Would it?	Would it?
723	00:51:17,617	00:51:20,745	Yes, and if you plan it the way I do, it's not a hard job.	Yes, and if you plan it the way I do, it's not a hard job.
724	00:51:21,537	00:51:24,624	Most of the students don't have a future in writing, let's be honest,	Most of the students don't have a future in writing, let's be honest,
725	00:51:24,707	00:51:28,252	but the few who do, I mean, you heard April reading in class.	but the few who do, I mean, you heard April reading in class.
726	00:51:28,336	00:51:32,215	- You saw how good she was. - Yes, she's very good.	- You saw how good she was. - Yes, she's very good.
727	00:51:32,298	00:51:36,761	Well, actually that reminds me, uh, I should get going.	Well, actually that reminds me, uh, I should get going.
728	00:51:36,844	00:51:39,639	I promised I'd help her with her portfolio tonight so.	I promised I'd help her with her portfolio tonight so.
729	00:51:45,603	00:51:49,357	Hey, chin up.	Hey, chin up.
730	00:52:11,462	00:52:14,632	- Oh, look who it is. - Sorry, I don't have time for it.	- Oh, look who it is. - Sorry, I don't have time for it.
731	00:52:17,635	00:52:20,680	I wasn't sure you were coming back.	I wasn't sure you were coming back.
732	00:52:20,763	00:52:21,806	Of course, I was coming back.	Of course, I was coming back.
733	00:52:21,889	00:52:26,310	All my stuff is here and I had to find another place to sleep last night by the way.	All my stuff is here and I had to find another place to sleep last night by the way.
734	00:52:26,394	00:52:28,396	If it was important for you to sleep here,	If it was important for you to sleep here,
735	00:52:28,479	00:52:30,731	you would have arrived at a decent hour.	you would have arrived at a decent hour.
736	00:52:30,815	00:52:34,360	I should be able to arrive whenever I want because that's how hotels work.	I should be able to arrive whenever I want because that's how hotels work.
737	00:52:34,443	00:52:37,446	Well, this is not a hotel, young lady.	Well, this is not a hotel, young lady.
738	00:52:37,530	00:52:42,743	This is my home and when you're in my home, you live under my rules.	This is my home and when you're in my home, you live under my rules.
739	00:52:42,827	00:52:44,120	Just give me another key.	Just give me another key.
740	00:52:44,203	00:52:45,329	No more keys.	No more keys.
741	00:52:45,413	00:52:47,248	Oh, my God! Jesus.	Oh, my God! Jesus.
742	00:52:47,331	00:52:48,291	Fine.	Fine.
743	00:53:28,372	00:53:29,248	Hi.	Hi.
744	00:53:30,708	00:53:31,626	I snuck out.	I snuck out.
745	00:53:34,545	00:53:35,379	Oh.	Oh.
746	00:53:38,341	00:53:41,636	Yeah, she was just like only into herself. She never cared about him.	Yeah, she was just like only into herself. She never cared about him.
747	00:53:41,719	00:53:43,554	Yeah, she sucks.	Yeah, she sucks.
748	00:53:44,263	00:53:47,475	So, why'd she break up with him?	So, why'd she break up with him?
749	00:53:47,558	00:53:49,560	- She's banging another dude. - Shh!	- She's banging another dude. - Shh!
750	00:53:51,479	00:53:52,939	She basically admitted to it.	She basically admitted to it.
751	00:53:57,652	00:53:59,278	I think I know who it is.	I think I know who it is.
752	00:54:00,488	00:54:01,656	Kirkpatrick?	Kirkpatrick?
753	00:54:02,615	00:54:03,491	Yeah.	Yeah.
754	00:54:04,617	00:54:07,495	God, I've always known that guy was a creep.	God, I've always known that guy was a creep.
755	00:54:07,578	00:54:09,413	He gave me a C in freshman comp.	He gave me a C in freshman comp.
756	00:54:10,248	00:54:11,749	- Hmm. - Yeah, I don't trust him.	- Hmm. - Yeah, I don't trust him.
757	00:54:11,832	00:54:13,209	Also, isn't he married?	Also, isn't he married?
758	00:54:13,292	00:54:16,170	- Yes, he is. I just met his wife. - See!	- Yes, he is. I just met his wife. - See!
759	00:54:16,254	00:54:17,922	You should write an article about him.	You should write an article about him.
760	00:54:18,005	00:54:19,674	Expose his ass.	Expose his ass.
761	00:54:19,757	00:54:21,300	Yeah, maybe I should.	Yeah, maybe I should.
762	00:54:21,384	00:54:22,885	Oh, come on. You don't have any proof.	Oh, come on. You don't have any proof.
763	00:54:25,346	00:54:28,307	- He's meeting with her tonight. He told me so. - Really?	- He's meeting with her tonight. He told me so. - Really?
764	00:54:28,766	00:54:31,394	- I wonder where. - I know where he lives.	- I wonder where. - I know where he lives.
765	00:54:32,979	00:54:33,896	Should we go over there?	Should we go over there?
766	00:54:37,566	00:54:39,485	We can just go see if her car is there or something.	We can just go see if her car is there or something.
767	00:54:40,444	00:54:42,571	- And then what? - Then we'll know.	- And then what? - Then we'll know.
768	00:54:43,823	00:54:45,408	Can you get Chloe's car again?	Can you get Chloe's car again?
769	00:54:45,491	00:54:48,536	Oh, shit, no. She's using it tonight.	Oh, shit, no. She's using it tonight.
770	00:54:51,872	00:54:53,874	I think I know someone who can drive.	I think I know someone who can drive.
771	00:54:58,421	00:55:00,298	Hey, guys.	Hey, guys.
772	00:55:06,012	00:55:07,054	Where are we off to?	Where are we off to?
773	00:55:08,597	00:55:09,473	Right here.	Right here.
774	00:55:10,808	00:55:13,436	- Great. - You know the exact address?	- Great. - You know the exact address?
775	00:55:13,519	00:55:15,563	It's my mom's house. He lives behind her.	It's my mom's house. He lives behind her.
776	00:55:15,646	00:55:16,689	Oh, crazy.	Oh, crazy.
777	00:55:22,987	00:55:25,448	Brandon, what are you doing?	Brandon, what are you doing?
778	00:55:25,531	00:55:26,907	I'm fucking come prepared, man.	I'm fucking come prepared, man.
779	00:55:26,991	00:55:28,743	Dude, take off the ski mask.	Dude, take off the ski mask.
780	00:55:29,493	00:55:30,286	No way.	No way.
781	00:55:30,411	00:55:33,497	Thanks for coming, Elliot. I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed.	Thanks for coming, Elliot. I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed.
782	00:55:33,581	00:55:37,918	Oh, I was already sleeping. I took an Ambien, so I was out.	Oh, I was already sleeping. I took an Ambien, so I was out.
783	00:55:39,003	00:55:43,382	You're on Ambien right now? Are you sure you're not too tired to drive?	You're on Ambien right now? Are you sure you're not too tired to drive?
784	00:55:43,466	00:55:47,511	Oh, yeah. No problem. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Am I right?	Oh, yeah. No problem. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Am I right?
785	00:55:51,432	00:55:53,893	All right.	All right.
786	00:56:05,488	00:56:06,947	Okay, it's that one.	Okay, it's that one.
787	00:56:07,823	00:56:09,700	Right into that... stop there.	Right into that... stop there.
788	00:56:12,078	00:56:14,038	Hold on, hold on. Someone's parking.	Hold on, hold on. Someone's parking.
789	00:56:14,997	00:56:16,624	Elliot, turn off your lights.	Elliot, turn off your lights.
790	00:56:21,462	00:56:22,505	Is that him?	Is that him?
791	00:56:24,507	00:56:27,385	- It's totally him. - He's got someone with him.	- It's totally him. - He's got someone with him.
792	00:56:28,844	00:56:30,638	- Should I take a picture? - No, Brandon, stop.	- Should I take a picture? - No, Brandon, stop.
793	00:56:30,721	00:56:31,847	Oh, my God! Is that April?	Oh, my God! Is that April?
794	00:56:33,808	00:56:35,434	I can't tell.	I can't tell.
795	00:56:36,102	00:56:37,520	I can't really see her.	I can't really see her.
796	00:56:38,979	00:56:40,856	You said your mom lives right behind him, right?	You said your mom lives right behind him, right?
797	00:56:41,565	00:56:43,067	Think we could see anything from the back?	Think we could see anything from the back?
798	00:56:44,026	00:56:44,902	Probably.	Probably.
799	00:56:45,694	00:56:47,863	So, drive?	So, drive?
800	00:56:47,947	00:56:48,906	Yes, Elliot. Drive.	Yes, Elliot. Drive.
801	00:56:55,413	00:56:57,706	Wait, I thought you were from St. Louis.	Wait, I thought you were from St. Louis.
802	00:56:57,790	00:56:59,959	I am. My mom moved here after my parents got divorced.	I am. My mom moved here after my parents got divorced.
803	00:57:04,463	00:57:05,131	Why?	Why?
804	00:57:05,756	00:57:08,968	I don't know. Maybe she just wanted to be close to me.	I don't know. Maybe she just wanted to be close to me.
805	00:57:11,679	00:57:13,681	Well, how come you never see her then?	Well, how come you never see her then?
806	00:57:13,764	00:57:17,184	I don't know, man. I don't always feel like hanging out with my mom all the time.	I don't know, man. I don't always feel like hanging out with my mom all the time.
807	00:57:19,770	00:57:21,981	- Why? - Hey, that's... That's it right there.	- Why? - Hey, that's... That's it right there.
808	00:57:22,773	00:57:26,026	No, no, no. Not really close to the street. I don't want her to see us.	No, no, no. Not really close to the street. I don't want her to see us.
809	00:57:26,110	00:57:27,778	Jeez, man. Get a handle on your relationship.	Jeez, man. Get a handle on your relationship.
810	00:57:27,862	00:57:29,780	Shut the fuck up, Brandon.	Shut the fuck up, Brandon.
811	00:57:30,698	00:57:32,116	- Just saying. - Okay.	- Just saying. - Okay.
812	00:57:32,199	00:57:33,117	This is good.	This is good.
813	00:57:33,784	00:57:35,453	- Let's go. - Okay, all right.	- Let's go. - Okay, all right.
814	00:57:37,788	00:57:40,875	Elliot, I think you should stay here with the car	Elliot, I think you should stay here with the car
815	00:57:40,958	00:57:42,751	and I'll call you if anything goes down.	and I'll call you if anything goes down.
816	00:57:42,835	00:57:43,836	- Okay? - Okay.	- Okay? - Okay.
817	00:57:44,670	00:57:48,507	I might take a small nap.	I might take a small nap.
818	00:57:52,470	00:57:53,137	Okay.	Okay.
819	00:57:54,096	00:57:56,724	Brandon, would you take off the ski mask?	Brandon, would you take off the ski mask?
820	00:57:56,807	00:57:58,976	No, I like it.	No, I like it.
821	00:57:59,852	00:58:03,147	- Would you... - Come on, that's mine.	- Would you... - Come on, that's mine.
822	00:58:04,190	00:58:06,901	Why would you bring this anyway? We all have cameras on our phones.	Why would you bring this anyway? We all have cameras on our phones.
823	00:58:06,984	00:58:10,696	Are you kidding me? Do you think anyone believes anything taken digital anymore?	Are you kidding me? Do you think anyone believes anything taken digital anymore?
824	00:58:10,779	00:58:12,698	This offers analog proof.	This offers analog proof.
825	00:58:13,199	00:58:15,701	- Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! Why did he do that?	- Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! Why did he do that?
826	00:58:16,869	00:58:18,829	It's... It... It's motion activated.	It's... It... It's motion activated.
827	00:58:19,955	00:58:20,831	Okay.	Okay.
828	00:58:22,541	00:58:24,418	Tall Brandon, you're so adorable.	Tall Brandon, you're so adorable.
829	00:58:24,502	00:58:25,169	Okay, well, shut up.	Okay, well, shut up.
830	00:58:31,258	00:58:36,597	- That's a really tall fence. - It was a lot shorter in my mind.	- That's a really tall fence. - It was a lot shorter in my mind.
831	00:58:36,680	00:58:38,557	Come on, boost me over.	Come on, boost me over.
832	00:58:39,141	00:58:40,601	Animal, be careful.	Animal, be careful.
833	00:58:41,602	00:58:43,479	Brandon, calm down.	Brandon, calm down.
834	00:58:43,562	00:58:45,064	I feel he's going to hurt his hands.	I feel he's going to hurt his hands.
835	00:58:45,147	00:58:46,148	I got it.	I got it.
836	00:58:49,193	00:58:50,194	Kate, you ready?	Kate, you ready?
837	00:58:53,989	00:58:56,116	Guys, I don't know.	Guys, I don't know.
838	00:58:56,200	00:58:57,952	- I'm doing it. I'm doing it. - Okay, just drop.	- I'm doing it. I'm doing it. - Okay, just drop.
839	00:58:58,035	00:58:59,119	You got this.	You got this.
840	00:58:59,203	00:59:00,746	Yeah, okay.	Yeah, okay.
841	00:59:00,829	00:59:02,623	Okay, here I come.	Okay, here I come.
842	00:59:02,706	00:59:04,625	I got a real bad feeling about this.	I got a real bad feeling about this.
843	00:59:07,711	00:59:09,964	- Oh, shit! Someone's coming. - Brandon, come on.	- Oh, shit! Someone's coming. - Brandon, come on.
844	00:59:10,047	00:59:10,923	Come on.	Come on.
845	00:59:11,006	00:59:13,968	I think that was my first time climbing a fence.	I think that was my first time climbing a fence.
846	00:59:15,052	00:59:15,970	You've got it man.	You've got it man.
847	00:59:16,053	00:59:17,888	Good job, Hugo.	Good job, Hugo.
848	00:59:22,768	00:59:23,978	Is someone out here?	Is someone out here?
849	00:59:24,061	00:59:25,771	Fuck, man. It's my mom.	Fuck, man. It's my mom.
850	00:59:27,106	00:59:29,942	Wait, what about Tall Brandon?	Wait, what about Tall Brandon?
851	00:59:30,025	00:59:31,110	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
852	00:59:31,193	00:59:33,070	There's no one to boost me over.	There's no one to boost me over.
853	00:59:33,654	00:59:34,780	Hello.	Hello.
854	00:59:34,863	00:59:37,950	This was very poorly planned. I feel totally abandoned right now.	This was very poorly planned. I feel totally abandoned right now.
855	00:59:38,033	00:59:39,618	Hey, man. We gotta go.	Hey, man. We gotta go.
856	00:59:42,329	00:59:45,040	- Hey, you can be our lookout, okay? - Yeah, let's go.	- Hey, you can be our lookout, okay? - Yeah, let's go.
857	00:59:45,124	00:59:46,000	Okay.	Okay.
858	00:59:46,959	00:59:48,794	I know you're out here.	I know you're out here.
859	00:59:51,297	00:59:54,091	You better show yourself or I am calling the police.	You better show yourself or I am calling the police.
860	01:00:00,139	01:00:03,142	- Should we talk about a plan? - Ooh, that's a great idea.	- Should we talk about a plan? - Ooh, that's a great idea.
861	01:00:03,225	01:00:06,645	Okay, I feel like we should figure out if it's April first, right?	Okay, I feel like we should figure out if it's April first, right?
862	01:00:06,729	01:00:07,563	Yes.	Yes.
863	01:00:07,646	01:00:08,814	I really feel like it's her though.	I really feel like it's her though.
864	01:00:08,897	01:00:10,524	- I really feel like it's her, too. - I know.	- I really feel like it's her, too. - I know.
865	01:00:10,608	01:00:11,650	- But we have to be sure. - Okay.	- But we have to be sure. - Okay.
866	01:00:13,152	01:00:14,653	Down, down, down.	Down, down, down.
867	01:00:19,199	01:00:20,075	Let's go.	Let's go.
868	01:00:24,163	01:00:26,206	So, you're Hugo's friend?	So, you're Hugo's friend?
869	01:00:26,290	01:00:29,084	I am. Yes.	I am. Yes.
870	01:00:29,668	01:00:34,548	Actually, we're more, uh, roommates than friends, I would say.	Actually, we're more, uh, roommates than friends, I would say.
871	01:00:34,632	01:00:37,885	And you thought he would be here.	And you thought he would be here.
872	01:00:37,968	01:00:39,637	I mean, in... In my house?	I mean, in... In my house?
873	01:00:40,721	01:00:42,640	In... my backyard?	In... my backyard?
874	01:00:46,935	01:00:49,313	Honestly, I just can't think of a good lie here.	Honestly, I just can't think of a good lie here.
875	01:00:54,318	01:00:56,028	You want to see something.	You want to see something.
876	01:00:57,821	01:00:58,739	Yeah.	Yeah.
877	01:01:01,992	01:01:04,078	A lot of people just have the stickers.	A lot of people just have the stickers.
878	01:01:05,829	01:01:08,332	If we hear an alarm, we'll just run away.	If we hear an alarm, we'll just run away.
879	01:01:08,916	01:01:09,875	Okay.	Okay.
880	01:01:11,001	01:01:11,919	All right?	All right?
881	01:01:28,852	01:01:31,146	This is starting to feel fucking weird.	This is starting to feel fucking weird.
882	01:01:31,897	01:01:32,940	We're in this dude's house.	We're in this dude's house.
883	01:01:33,023	01:01:33,982	It's fine.	It's fine.
884	01:01:34,733	01:01:36,735	Tall Brandon's our lookout now.	Tall Brandon's our lookout now.
885	01:01:36,819	01:01:39,238	If anything goes wrong, we'll... We'll call him.	If anything goes wrong, we'll... We'll call him.
886	01:01:46,870	01:01:48,664	This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.	This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.
887	01:01:48,789	01:01:50,791	Well, wait, wait. Hold on. Here it comes.	Well, wait, wait. Hold on. Here it comes.
888	01:01:52,167	01:01:53,794	Watch the guy in the middle.	Watch the guy in the middle.
889	01:01:55,921	01:01:57,089	Watch that.	Watch that.
890	01:01:57,172	01:01:59,341	- He's going to do it again. - I can't stand it.	- He's going to do it again. - I can't stand it.
891	01:02:06,432	01:02:07,391	I can't.	I can't.
892	01:02:08,350	01:02:10,269	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
893	01:02:10,352	01:02:12,479	Wait, wait. Let me see another one of these things.	Wait, wait. Let me see another one of these things.
894	01:02:23,949	01:02:25,784	This floor is fucking squeaky.	This floor is fucking squeaky.
895	01:02:37,504	01:02:40,007	- There's music upstairs. - We got to go up there.	- There's music upstairs. - We got to go up there.
896	01:02:40,090	01:02:41,300	We should all go up.	We should all go up.
897	01:02:41,383	01:02:43,010	What are we going to do up there?	What are we going to do up there?
898	01:02:43,093	01:02:45,053	Tall Brandon's right about the photo.	Tall Brandon's right about the photo.
899	01:02:47,264	01:02:48,265	Kate, come on.	Kate, come on.
900	01:03:01,862	01:03:03,489	Shh, shh, shh! Wait.	Shh, shh, shh! Wait.
901	01:03:05,991	01:03:06,992	Wait, just wait.	Wait, just wait.
902	01:03:15,417	01:03:16,293	Let's go.	Let's go.
903	01:03:18,295	01:03:19,838	Come on. Let's go, let's go.	Come on. Let's go, let's go.
904	01:03:28,305	01:03:29,765	Should we go in there?	Should we go in there?
905	01:03:29,890	01:03:31,767	What are we supposed to do when we go in there?	What are we supposed to do when we go in there?
906	01:03:31,892	01:03:33,227	I don't know how to work this thing.	I don't know how to work this thing.
907	01:03:33,310	01:03:34,394	Oh, you just press the button.	Oh, you just press the button.
908	01:03:35,479	01:03:37,356	Just... just press the button, Animal, right there.	Just... just press the button, Animal, right there.
909	01:03:37,439	01:03:38,357	- Where's the button? - It's right there.	- Where's the button? - It's right there.
910	01:03:38,440	01:03:39,316	It's right there.	It's right there.
911	01:03:43,821	01:03:45,781	Oh, no, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no.
912	01:03:48,826	01:03:50,160	Z	Z
913	01:03:50,244	01:03:52,246	- What the fuck? Get out of here. Who are you? - What the hell is this?	- What the fuck? Get out of here. Who are you? - What the hell is this?
914	01:03:52,329	01:03:54,331	- What are you doing? - What are you doing?	- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
915	01:03:55,332	01:03:57,292	- Who is this? - It's my boyfriend.	- Who is this? - It's my boyfriend.
916	01:03:57,376	01:04:00,045	What? Jesus Christ.	What? Jesus Christ.
917	01:04:00,504	01:04:02,214	What the hell, Kate?	What the hell, Kate?
918	01:04:02,589	01:04:04,383	Kate, what are you doing here?	Kate, what are you doing here?
919	01:04:04,466	01:04:05,926	Oh, wow!	Oh, wow!
920	01:04:11,014	01:04:12,224	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
921	01:04:14,935	01:04:16,770	- Stop doing that. - Come on, man.	- Stop doing that. - Come on, man.
922	01:04:16,854	01:04:18,564	And Hugo.	And Hugo.
923	01:04:19,356	01:04:20,190	Chamomile.	Chamomile.
924	01:04:21,859	01:04:23,110	- It's Emma, isn't it? - Yeah.	- It's Emma, isn't it? - Yeah.
925	01:04:23,193	01:04:24,403	- Peppermint. - Thank you.	- Peppermint. - Thank you.
926	01:04:24,486	01:04:26,321	April, here you go, another peppermint.	April, here you go, another peppermint.
927	01:04:28,198	01:04:32,494	Kate, can I speak with you for a moment, please, in the other room?	Kate, can I speak with you for a moment, please, in the other room?
928	01:04:35,205	01:04:36,081	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
929	01:04:50,387	01:04:51,889	What the hell is going on?	What the hell is going on?
930	01:04:52,514	01:04:55,934	Can you please explain to me what you're doing?	Can you please explain to me what you're doing?
931	01:04:56,018	01:04:58,020	Why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing?	Why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing?
932	01:04:58,103	01:04:59,813	I can't believe I walked in on that.	I can't believe I walked in on that.
933	01:04:59,897	01:05:03,942	Walked in? You broke in. You broke into my house.	Walked in? You broke in. You broke into my house.
934	01:05:04,026	01:05:07,487	And as for what I was doing, honestly, that's none of your business.	And as for what I was doing, honestly, that's none of your business.
935	01:05:07,571	01:05:11,283	Well, what about your wife? Is it her business? You are married, David.	Well, what about your wife? Is it her business? You are married, David.
936	01:05:11,992	01:05:15,037	Alexis and I have an understanding.	Alexis and I have an understanding.
937	01:05:15,120	01:05:18,540	Oh, is that why you waited until she was in Kentucky visiting her sister	Oh, is that why you waited until she was in Kentucky visiting her sister
938	01:05:18,624	01:05:20,834	before inviting a student into your bed?	before inviting a student into your bed?
939	01:05:20,918	01:05:23,837	Yes, because she's not in Kentucky visiting her sister.	Yes, because she's not in Kentucky visiting her sister.
940	01:05:23,921	01:05:26,006	She's in Kentucky fucking her ex-husband.	She's in Kentucky fucking her ex-husband.
941	01:05:26,089	01:05:27,507	Well, that sounds complicated.	Well, that sounds complicated.
942	01:05:27,591	01:05:28,592	It is.	It is.
943	01:05:33,388	01:05:37,559	Well, I... I guess you care about policy less than you used to.	Well, I... I guess you care about policy less than you used to.
944	01:05:38,310	01:05:39,186	Hmm?	Hmm?
945	01:05:42,022	01:05:45,525	My senior year. I came over to your house for a reading	My senior year. I came over to your house for a reading
946	01:05:45,609	01:05:47,235	and I tried to kiss you	and I tried to kiss you
947	01:05:48,278	01:05:51,239	and then you just quoted the faculty handbook.	and then you just quoted the faculty handbook.
948	01:05:51,323	01:05:52,449	Oh, yeah, right.	Oh, yeah, right.
949	01:05:54,451	01:05:58,205	Well, I was a new hire.	Well, I was a new hire.
950	01:05:58,288	01:06:00,874	I don't know. It just... it felt uneven.	I don't know. It just... it felt uneven.
951	01:06:00,958	01:06:02,125	Well, what about April?	Well, what about April?
952	01:06:02,209	01:06:06,213	If there's anything uneven in my relationship with April, it's the other way around.	If there's anything uneven in my relationship with April, it's the other way around.
953	01:06:06,296	01:06:08,340	- Believe me, she's... - Oh, fuck off.	- Believe me, she's... - Oh, fuck off.
954	01:06:09,633	01:06:13,303	All right, I may have had a... A minor lapse in professional judgment,	All right, I may have had a... A minor lapse in professional judgment,
955	01:06:14,137	01:06:16,598	but I don't want this to affect you and me, Kate.	but I don't want this to affect you and me, Kate.
956	01:06:16,682	01:06:20,602	You... Your friendship means the world to me.	You... Your friendship means the world to me.
957	01:06:22,354	01:06:23,730	Did you even read my book?	Did you even read my book?
958	01:06:24,481	01:06:25,357	Of course.	Of course.
959	01:06:26,108	01:06:29,152	David, I saw it on your shelf.	David, I saw it on your shelf.
960	01:06:29,236	01:06:31,238	It looks like no one even cracked it open.	It looks like no one even cracked it open.
961	01:06:32,739	01:06:36,034	I have another copy in my office. That's just a hard copy.	I have another copy in my office. That's just a hard copy.
962	01:06:38,453	01:06:39,746	That sounds like a lie.	That sounds like a lie.
963	01:06:41,999	01:06:46,920	All right, I don't have time to read every fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay?	All right, I don't have time to read every fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay?
964	01:06:47,004	01:06:50,382	I have student work to read on a constant basis.	I have student work to read on a constant basis.
965	01:06:50,465	01:06:54,428	It's never-ending, honestly, and I'm busy.	It's never-ending, honestly, and I'm busy.
966	01:06:56,596	01:06:59,558	Okay, you're a dick.	Okay, you're a dick.
967	01:07:02,561	01:07:05,355	- Come on. - No, I get it now. You're a dick.	- Come on. - No, I get it now. You're a dick.
968	01:07:12,029	01:07:15,198	Katie, I'm sorry I didn't read your book.	Katie, I'm sorry I didn't read your book.
969	01:07:15,282	01:07:21,955	I will... I will get to it, but I was there during your reading	I will... I will get to it, but I was there during your reading
970	01:07:22,039	01:07:23,707	and I thought it sounded so good.	and I thought it sounded so good.
971	01:07:23,790	01:07:29,796	The... you know, Willoughby and the incident on the rock,	The... you know, Willoughby and the incident on the rock,
972	01:07:31,048	01:07:33,216	very strong, clear imagery.	very strong, clear imagery.
973	01:07:33,300	01:07:34,593	Shut up.	Shut up.
974	01:07:37,763	01:07:41,767	Though I... I would still like to recommend you for the position here next year.	Though I... I would still like to recommend you for the position here next year.
975	01:07:42,559	01:07:43,602	I would love to work with you.	I would love to work with you.
976	01:07:49,566	01:07:53,070	Thanks, but I don't think so.	Thanks, but I don't think so.
977	01:07:55,155	01:07:55,822	Okay.	Okay.
978	01:08:09,419	01:08:13,715	Shit, we forgot about Tall Brandon.	Shit, we forgot about Tall Brandon.
979	01:08:17,761	01:08:20,639	Oh, my God! It's looking so good.	Oh, my God! It's looking so good.
980	01:08:20,722	01:08:22,140	Should we take it out?	Should we take it out?
981	01:08:22,724	01:08:25,393	- Do you think it's time? - I do.	- Do you think it's time? - I do.
982	01:08:26,353	01:08:27,729	Okay.	Okay.
983	01:08:31,483	01:08:32,442	Don't fall.	Don't fall.
984	01:08:33,110	01:08:34,111	Don't fall.	Don't fall.
985	01:08:35,112	01:08:35,821	Don't fall.	Don't fall.
986	01:08:41,243	01:08:42,494	Oh...	Oh...
987	01:08:44,538	01:08:45,664	It happens.	It happens.
988	01:08:47,332	01:08:48,792	We can still eat it, though, right?	We can still eat it, though, right?
989	01:08:49,668	01:08:52,379	- Of course. - Oh, yeah, baby.	- Of course. - Oh, yeah, baby.
990	01:08:52,838	01:08:54,214	He's not answering.	He's not answering.
991	01:08:55,632	01:08:56,633	Maybe he went home.	Maybe he went home.
992	01:09:00,345	01:09:01,304	He's asleep.	He's asleep.
993	01:09:01,805	01:09:03,515	Elliot.	Elliot.
994	01:09:06,768	01:09:08,436	Where's he going?	Where's he going?
995	01:09:08,854	01:09:10,063	I don't know.	I don't know.
996	01:09:14,651	01:09:15,610	Sorry.	Sorry.
997	01:09:16,736	01:09:19,072	Sorry, everyone.	Sorry, everyone.
998	01:09:19,156	01:09:21,658	It's okay, Elliot. You can just, um, take us home.	It's okay, Elliot. You can just, um, take us home.
999	01:09:24,619	01:09:26,496	Tall Brandon, did you go home? Where are you?	Tall Brandon, did you go home? Where are you?
1000	01:09:28,623	01:09:29,499	Nowhere.	Nowhere.
1001	01:09:30,208	01:09:31,626	Tell me where you are, Tall Brandon.	Tell me where you are, Tall Brandon.
1002	01:09:32,669	01:09:35,130	I'm where you left me.	I'm where you left me.
1003	01:09:35,213	01:09:36,673	Get your ass out front.	Get your ass out front.
1004	01:09:42,179	01:09:43,430	I think I have to go.	I think I have to go.
1005	01:09:44,306	01:09:45,182	It's a shame.	It's a shame.
1006	01:09:45,599	01:09:46,683	I know.	I know.
1007	01:09:46,766	01:09:48,351	I had such a fun time.	I had such a fun time.
1008	01:09:48,852	01:09:51,271	Well, you'll just have to come back.	Well, you'll just have to come back.
1009	01:09:51,938	01:09:52,814	Can I?	Can I?
1010	01:09:53,356	01:09:54,232	Mm-Hm.	Mm-Hm.
1011	01:09:56,526	01:09:57,861	I'm Jen, by the way.	I'm Jen, by the way.
1012	01:09:59,321	01:10:02,699	Brandon, just Brandon.	Brandon, just Brandon.
1013	01:10:36,274	01:10:38,193	I just had the greatest night of my life.	I just had the greatest night of my life.
1014	01:11:04,886	01:11:05,762	Going in?	Going in?
1015	01:11:06,471	01:11:09,432	Yeah. I think I'm on the couch again tonight.	Yeah. I think I'm on the couch again tonight.
1016	01:11:09,975	01:11:12,602	No, no, you can sleep on my bed. I'll take the couch.	No, no, you can sleep on my bed. I'll take the couch.
1017	01:11:12,686	01:11:15,188	Oh, no. No, you don't have to do that.	Oh, no. No, you don't have to do that.
1018	01:11:15,272	01:11:17,649	Well, technically, it is your room.	Well, technically, it is your room.
1019	01:11:18,775	01:11:20,777	Technically, that's true.	Technically, that's true.
1020	01:11:20,860	01:11:22,946	All right, so you're taking your room.	All right, so you're taking your room.
1021	01:11:23,029	01:11:24,781	Wow, thank you.	Wow, thank you.
1022	01:11:32,497	01:11:33,915	- Here you go. - Oh.	- Here you go. - Oh.
1023	01:11:34,582	01:11:35,458	Thanks.	Thanks.
1024	01:11:42,299	01:11:43,550	She loved those photos.	She loved those photos.
1025	01:11:43,633	01:11:45,969	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
1026	01:11:56,313	01:11:57,397	What happened with you?	What happened with you?
1027	01:11:59,065	01:12:00,358	Your boyfriend?	Your boyfriend?
1028	01:12:04,070	01:12:06,740	You mean my fiancé?	You mean my fiancé?
1029	01:12:07,490	01:12:08,366	Fiancé?	Fiancé?
1030	01:12:10,327	01:12:11,995	- Damn. - Yeah.	- Damn. - Yeah.
1031	01:12:13,788	01:12:14,998	Nothing happened.	Nothing happened.
1032	01:12:16,666	01:12:20,879	I mean, nothing dramatic. I mean, I just... No, I didn't want to marry him.	I mean, nothing dramatic. I mean, I just... No, I didn't want to marry him.
1033	01:12:23,381	01:12:26,343	And I knew it when he proposed to me.	And I knew it when he proposed to me.
1034	01:12:26,801	01:12:30,805	And I knew it when I told my parents	And I knew it when I told my parents
1035	01:12:30,889	01:12:34,768	and when we picked out the caterer and deejay	and when we picked out the caterer and deejay
1036	01:12:34,851	01:12:38,897	and all that stuff.	and all that stuff.
1037	01:12:38,980	01:12:42,108	And I was just, you know,	And I was just, you know,
1038	01:12:43,068	01:12:46,863	too much of a coward to do anything about it.	too much of a coward to do anything about it.
1039	01:12:46,946	01:12:51,868	So, finally he broke up with me.	So, finally he broke up with me.
1040	01:12:54,412	01:13:00,043	And now he's with someone else.	And now he's with someone else.
1041	01:13:00,919	01:13:04,047	She seems great, so that's nice.	She seems great, so that's nice.
1042	01:13:06,674	01:13:11,930	And my book is doing so bad	And my book is doing so bad
1043	01:13:16,393	01:13:21,147	and the one person who told me that he liked it, didn't even fucking read it.	and the one person who told me that he liked it, didn't even fucking read it.
1044	01:13:26,611	01:13:31,491	You know that story of yours that I said I read about your brother?	You know that story of yours that I said I read about your brother?
1045	01:13:31,574	01:13:32,867	Let me guess, you didn't read it?	Let me guess, you didn't read it?
1046	01:13:33,618	01:13:37,831	I read it and it was really good.	I read it and it was really good.
1047	01:13:41,918	01:13:42,794	Yeah.	Yeah.
1048	01:13:43,461	01:13:44,629	Yeah, it was.	Yeah, it was.
1049	01:13:47,841	01:13:50,677	And it was really fucking sad.	And it was really fucking sad.
1050	01:13:54,013	01:13:57,642	Yeah, it was.	Yeah, it was.
1051	01:14:17,579	01:14:18,788	Can I play you a song?	Can I play you a song?
1052	01:14:19,622	01:14:20,540	Mm-Hm.	Mm-Hm.
1053	01:15:02,790	01:15:03,958	You know, I've been thinking,	You know, I've been thinking,
1054	01:15:08,046	01:15:12,175	just because a connection with a person	just because a connection with a person
1055	01:15:12,258	01:15:16,513	doesn't last forever	doesn't last forever
1056	01:15:19,682	01:15:21,559	doesn't mean it's not real.	doesn't mean it's not real.
1057	01:15:23,603	01:15:24,896	- You know. - Mm-Hm.	- You know. - Mm-Hm.
1058	01:15:27,941	01:15:30,235	Yeah, I think that's true.	Yeah, I think that's true.
1059	01:17:25,183	01:17:26,309	Hi.	Hi.
1060	01:17:28,770	01:17:29,646	Hi.	Hi.
1061	01:17:31,230	01:17:32,899	Did you sleep here?	Did you sleep here?
1062	01:17:33,733	01:17:36,819	- Is that Hugo's shirt? - Um, um...	- Is that Hugo's shirt? - Um, um...
1063	01:17:36,903	01:17:37,779	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
1064	01:17:38,655	01:17:39,739	I can't believe this.	I can't believe this.
1065	01:17:39,822	01:17:42,909	- You are such a hypocrite. - Well... I... I don't...	- You are such a hypocrite. - Well... I... I don't...
1066	01:17:42,992	01:17:45,244	You know how embarrassing that was for me last night?	You know how embarrassing that was for me last night?
1067	01:17:45,787	01:17:47,038	It was humiliating.	It was humiliating.
1068	01:17:47,705	01:17:49,791	And now you're doing like the same fucking thing.	And now you're doing like the same fucking thing.
1069	01:17:49,874	01:17:55,338	Well, it's not exactly the same thing, but it is a very similar thing.	Well, it's not exactly the same thing, but it is a very similar thing.
1070	01:17:56,172	01:17:57,924	God! You know what really sucks?	God! You know what really sucks?
1071	01:17:58,716	01:18:03,262	I was really looking forward to meeting you and you weren't even nice.	I was really looking forward to meeting you and you weren't even nice.
1072	01:18:03,346	01:18:07,934	And your book, you know what, your book is just...	And your book, you know what, your book is just...
1073	01:18:08,017	01:18:10,061	I know my book sucks.	I know my book sucks.
1074	01:18:10,853	01:18:12,397	All right? I know.	All right? I know.
1075	01:18:13,314	01:18:14,941	How do you think that feels?	How do you think that feels?
1076	01:18:15,024	01:18:16,442	I didn't want to write a shitty book.	I didn't want to write a shitty book.
1077	01:18:17,276	01:18:19,028	- Then why did you? - I don't know.	- Then why did you? - I don't know.
1078	01:18:19,112	01:18:22,323	I'm not good enough to write a good book, I guess, or I was...	I'm not good enough to write a good book, I guess, or I was...
1079	01:18:23,700	01:18:25,284	Life is not like school, all right.	Life is not like school, all right.
1080	01:18:25,368	01:18:29,831	It's not like a safe place to try things out and I was afraid to fail.	It's not like a safe place to try things out and I was afraid to fail.
1081	01:18:29,914	01:18:32,166	And then I did fail.	And then I did fail.
1082	01:18:32,250	01:18:39,257	And now I feel pretty fucking stupid.	And now I feel pretty fucking stupid.
1083	01:18:44,011	01:18:49,058	But I'm sorry I wasn't more encouraging when we met because I...	But I'm sorry I wasn't more encouraging when we met because I...
1084	01:18:51,728	01:18:53,396	I think I'm just jealous of you.	I think I'm just jealous of you.
1085	01:18:54,063	01:18:54,897	What?	What?
1086	01:18:55,314	01:18:59,819	It's all like possibility for you and I've already fucked up.	It's all like possibility for you and I've already fucked up.
1087	01:19:03,740	01:19:06,075	I know I'm probably the last person you ever want to see,	I know I'm probably the last person you ever want to see,
1088	01:19:06,159	01:19:08,411	but if there's anything I can ever do to help you...	but if there's anything I can ever do to help you...
1089	01:19:10,955	01:19:11,831	Thanks.	Thanks.
1090	01:19:23,468	01:19:27,138	- Checking out? - Uh, no.	- Checking out? - Uh, no.
1091	01:19:27,221	01:19:31,434	I, uh, I was just hoping for some breakfast.	I, uh, I was just hoping for some breakfast.
1092	01:19:34,145	01:19:35,104	Oh!	Oh!
1093	01:19:38,858	01:19:40,401	This looks amazing.	This looks amazing.
1094	01:19:41,068	01:19:43,196	- Coffee? - Yes, please.	- Coffee? - Yes, please.
1095	01:19:47,825	01:19:48,993	Thank you so much.	Thank you so much.
1096	01:19:56,125	01:19:57,001	Mm.	Mm.
1097	01:20:09,347	01:20:11,307	Hey, I'm sorry I missed your calls.	Hey, I'm sorry I missed your calls.
1098	01:20:11,390	01:20:14,060	It's been like a crazy 24 hours.	It's been like a crazy 24 hours.
1099	01:20:14,143	01:20:17,063	Hey, that's okay.	Hey, that's okay.
1100	01:20:17,146	01:20:18,272	Are you alright?	Are you alright?
1101	01:20:18,356	01:20:24,237	Well, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm like in labor.	Well, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm like in labor.
1102	01:20:24,320	01:20:28,282	What? Already? Isn't this like really early?	What? Already? Isn't this like really early?
1103	01:20:28,366	01:20:32,161	Yeah, three weeks, um, but they think it's okay.	Yeah, three weeks, um, but they think it's okay.
1104	01:20:32,245	01:20:37,458	Ugh, they told me not to come in until my contractions get worse, so...	Ugh, they told me not to come in until my contractions get worse, so...
1105	01:20:37,542	01:20:40,294	- Where's Matt? - He's still in fucking Belgium.	- Where's Matt? - He's still in fucking Belgium.
1106	01:20:40,378	01:20:43,798	Oh, my God, Laura. Okay. Oh, how about your mom?	Oh, my God, Laura. Okay. Oh, how about your mom?
1107	01:20:43,881	01:20:47,009	She's coming, but she really stresses me out, Kate.	She's coming, but she really stresses me out, Kate.
1108	01:20:47,093	01:20:49,178	Fuck. I know she does.	Fuck. I know she does.
1109	01:20:49,262	01:20:52,265	Okay, I can come straight there if you want me to.	Okay, I can come straight there if you want me to.
1110	01:20:52,348	01:20:54,809	Yeah, I really want you to.	Yeah, I really want you to.
1111	01:20:54,892	01:20:59,772	Okay, I will see you in approximately six hours.	Okay, I will see you in approximately six hours.
1112	01:20:59,856	01:21:01,399	Fuck, that sounds like a really long time.	Fuck, that sounds like a really long time.
1113	01:21:02,066	01:21:03,025	This is what I'm gonna do.	This is what I'm gonna do.
1114	01:21:03,109	01:21:05,444	I'm gonna call you back in 20 minutes, okay?	I'm gonna call you back in 20 minutes, okay?
1115	01:21:05,528	01:21:07,196	- Okay. - I love you.	- Okay. - I love you.
1116	01:21:07,280	01:21:08,531	I love you, too.	I love you, too.
1117	01:21:08,614	01:21:10,950	You squeeze that cervix shut, okay?	You squeeze that cervix shut, okay?
1118	01:21:11,033	01:21:12,243	Okay, I'll try.	Okay, I'll try.
1119	01:21:12,326	01:21:14,328	Hey, don't let the baby out. I love you. Bye.	Hey, don't let the baby out. I love you. Bye.
1120	01:21:21,627	01:21:22,879	Good morning.	Good morning.
1121	01:21:23,462	01:21:24,589	Ready to head out?	Ready to head out?
1122	01:21:31,971	01:21:35,141	By the way, I read your book.	By the way, I read your book.
1123	01:21:36,100	01:21:38,936	- You did? - Yep, it's great.	- You did? - Yep, it's great.
1124	01:21:39,020	01:21:41,314	I love Willoughby. So feisty.	I love Willoughby. So feisty.
1125	01:21:41,397	01:21:44,150	Yeah.	Yeah.
1126	01:21:46,277	01:21:47,904	How do you feel about it?	How do you feel about it?
1127	01:21:49,405	01:21:50,406	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
1128	01:21:51,240	01:21:55,536	You know, now that it's out. All the hoopla's over.	You know, now that it's out. All the hoopla's over.
1129	01:21:57,079	01:21:58,039	What do you think?	What do you think?
1130	01:22:00,082	01:22:05,087	I think... it could be better.	I think... it could be better.