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1 00:00:01,202 00:00:02,801 , never Kool Aid ♪ , never Kool Aid ♪
2 00:00:02,837 00:00:04,136 ♪ Sippin' on D'Usse, psych ♪ ♪ Sippin' on D'Usse, psych ♪
3 00:00:04,171 00:00:06,205 ♪ Came a long way from G'burg ♪ ♪ Came a long way from G'burg ♪
4 00:00:06,240 00:00:07,806 ♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg ♪ ♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg ♪
5 00:00:07,842 00:00:09,508 ♪ New York, to L.A., Hawaii and Japan ♪ ♪ New York, to L.A., Hawaii and Japan ♪
6 00:00:09,543 00:00:11,744 ♪ I'm the man, least I'm feelin' like I am ♪ ♪ I'm the man, least I'm feelin' like I am ♪
7 00:00:11,779 00:00:13,345 ♪ Got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand ♪ ♪ Got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand ♪
8 00:00:13,381 00:00:15,748 ♪ But don't give a, I'm Sam I am ♪ ♪ But don't give a, I'm Sam I am ♪
9 00:00:15,783 00:00:17,816 ♪ What that even mean, I don't know what you talkin' 'bout ♪ ♪ What that even mean, I don't know what you talkin' 'bout ♪
10 00:00:17,852 00:00:19,852 ♪ Why nowadays everybody got a palm out ♪ ♪ Why nowadays everybody got a palm out ♪
11 00:00:19,887 00:00:21,820 ♪ PLP, yeah that be me, and that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪ ♪ PLP, yeah that be me, and that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪
12 00:00:21,856 00:00:23,822 ♪ I have arrived, all you rappers are in timeout ♪ ♪ I have arrived, all you rappers are in timeout ♪
13 00:00:23,858 00:00:24,890 ♪ RattPack, where you at ♪ ♪ RattPack, where you at ♪
14 00:00:24,925 00:00:26,058 ♪ Everywhere worldwide ♪ ♪ Everywhere worldwide ♪
15 00:00:26,093 00:00:27,860 ♪ I know you been waitin' for this world to collide ♪ ♪ I know you been waitin' for this world to collide ♪
16 00:00:27,895 00:00:29,828 ♪ B-O-double B-Y H-A-L-L and Folarin ♪ ♪ B-O-double B-Y H-A-L-L and Folarin ♪
17 00:00:29,864 00:00:31,030 ♪ 'Bout to take it back like Doc and Marty ♪ ♪ 'Bout to take it back like Doc and Marty ♪
18 00:00:31,065 00:00:32,264 ♪ Inside the DeLorean ♪ ♪ Inside the DeLorean ♪
19 00:00:32,299 00:00:34,233 ♪ I am no historian, but here to make my predecessors proud ♪ ♪ I am no historian, but here to make my predecessors proud ♪
20 00:00:34,268 00:00:35,901 ♪ All you, not allowed ♪ ♪ All you, not allowed ♪
21 00:00:35,936 00:00:38,337 ♪ I put it on everything, I really want a cop out ♪ ♪ I put it on everything, I really want a cop out ♪
22 00:00:38,372 00:00:39,938 ♪ But I did good for a drop out ♪ ♪ But I did good for a drop out ♪
23 00:00:39,974 00:00:41,940 ♪ Hop out the coupe, chicken heads go crazy ♪ ♪ Hop out the coupe, chicken heads go crazy ♪
24 00:00:41,976 00:00:43,942 ♪ Gotta sound swag when the flow get lazy ♪ ♪ Gotta sound swag when the flow get lazy ♪
25 00:00:43,978 00:00:45,944 ♪ What up, what good, where you at, what you been on ♪ ♪ What up, what good, where you at, what you been on ♪
26 00:00:45,980 00:00:48,013 ♪ Anybody step into me, I promise they get, on ♪ ♪ Anybody step into me, I promise they get, on ♪
27 00:00:48,049 00:00:48,947 ♪ Better hop up on the train ♪ ♪ Better hop up on the train ♪
28 00:00:48,983 00:00:50,115 ♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to ♪ ♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to ♪
29 00:00:50,151 00:00:51,383 ♪ Hop up on the, hop up on the train ♪ ♪ Hop up on the, hop up on the train ♪
30 00:00:51,419 00:00:52,918 ♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to get on ♪ ♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to get on ♪
31 00:00:52,953 00:00:54,086 ♪ Mixtape Bobby, that's the type of, I spit on ♪ ♪ Mixtape Bobby, that's the type of, I spit on ♪
32 00:00:54,121 00:00:55,054 ♪ Woo ♪ ♪ Woo ♪
33 00:00:55,089 00:00:56,255 ♪ And it's on now ♪ ♪ And it's on now ♪
34 00:00:56,290 00:00:57,256 ♪ Everybody know that it's on now ♪ ♪ Everybody know that it's on now ♪
35 00:00:57,291 00:00:58,924 ♪ I'll be damned ♪ ♪ I'll be damned ♪
36 00:00:58,959 00:01:00,092 - [Radio DJ] 107.9, Atlanta's home for hip-hop. - [Radio DJ] 107.9, Atlanta's home for hip-hop.
37 00:01:00,127 00:01:02,394 Night tracks is sponsored by Fye. Night tracks is sponsored by Fye.
38 00:01:02,430 00:01:06,198 Get that futuristic high with Fye, coming soon. Get that futuristic high with Fye, coming soon.
39 00:01:06,233 00:01:07,266 And coming up, we're dropping-- And coming up, we're dropping--
40 00:01:07,301 00:01:10,269 - Okay, we got a biggie burger, wings, - Okay, we got a biggie burger, wings,
41 00:01:10,805 00:01:13,772 two waters, y'all want sauce? two waters, y'all want sauce?
42 00:01:13,808 00:01:16,275 - [Woman] Boy, you know we want that sauce. - [Woman] Boy, you know we want that sauce.
43 00:01:16,310 00:01:20,245 - Yeah, we wanna get it real wet. (laughs) - Yeah, we wanna get it real wet. (laughs)
44 00:01:20,281 00:01:23,916 - Okay, 10.48, drive on up. - Okay, 10.48, drive on up.
45 00:01:23,951 00:01:25,818 ♪ Come on now, come on now, you gotta survive ♪ ♪ Come on now, come on now, you gotta survive ♪
46 00:01:25,853 00:01:29,221 ♪ I said you gotta survive ♪ ♪ I said you gotta survive ♪
47 00:01:31,325 00:01:34,126 Damn, now what you two little fine Damn, now what you two little fine
48 00:01:34,161 00:01:36,161 rich girls doing eating here? rich girls doing eating here?
49 00:01:36,197 00:01:38,230 Whole Foods out of gas or something? Whole Foods out of gas or something?
50 00:01:38,265 00:01:41,800 - We in the mood to get reckless tonight. - We in the mood to get reckless tonight.
51 00:01:41,836 00:01:43,302 - You wanna turn up with us? - You wanna turn up with us?
52 00:01:43,337 00:01:45,003 - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah.
53 00:01:45,039 00:01:48,307 - Let's go smoke out back, three ways. - Let's go smoke out back, three ways.
54 00:01:48,342 00:01:49,608 - Yo, where you get weed from? - Yo, where you get weed from?
55 00:01:49,643 00:01:52,177 Yo, it's been dry as hell around here. Yo, it's been dry as hell around here.
56 00:01:52,213 00:01:53,846 - Everybody's down bad. - Everybody's down bad.
57 00:01:53,881 00:01:58,350 You have no idea what we had to do to get this pack. You have no idea what we had to do to get this pack.
58 00:01:58,385 00:01:59,318 Come here. Come here.
59 00:01:59,353 00:02:01,153 - [Roger] Whoa. - [Roger] Whoa.
60 00:02:01,188 00:02:02,321 (tires squeal) (tires squeal)
61 00:02:02,356 00:02:04,890 - Woo! - Spark it up, baby, yeah. - Woo! - Spark it up, baby, yeah.
62 00:02:09,130 00:02:12,831 - So look, I'm working for this company - So look, I'm working for this company
63 00:02:12,867 00:02:15,434 called Too Smack'd, it's like a app. called Too Smack'd, it's like a app.
64 00:02:16,871 00:02:20,038 Like, that delivers snacks to weed-heads, Like, that delivers snacks to weed-heads,
65 00:02:20,074 00:02:21,173 you know what I'm saying? you know what I'm saying?
66 00:02:21,208 00:02:24,343 And it's called Too Smack'd 'cause like, And it's called Too Smack'd 'cause like,
67 00:02:24,378 00:02:26,178 you smacking while you snack. you smacking while you snack.
68 00:02:26,213 00:02:28,280 - Oh my god. - You get it? - Oh my god. - You get it?
69 00:02:28,315 00:02:29,348 Too Smack. Too Smack.
70 00:02:29,383 00:02:32,117 (all giggling) (all giggling)
71 00:02:34,388 00:02:37,022 Y'all got me too high. Y'all got me too high.
72 00:02:37,057 00:02:40,359 - You ain't really high until you hit this. - You ain't really high until you hit this.
73 00:02:40,394 00:02:42,361 - That looks like a purge mask. - That looks like a purge mask.
74 00:02:42,396 00:02:45,831 - Come on, baby. - Okay, a little bit. - Come on, baby. - Okay, a little bit.
75 00:02:48,369 00:02:50,836 - Are you ready, all right. - Are you ready, all right.
76 00:02:51,505 00:02:54,239 (mask bubbling) (mask bubbling)
77 00:02:54,275 00:02:57,009 (Roger coughs) (Roger coughs)
78 00:02:59,413 00:03:01,680 - Here's what's up. - What the? - Here's what's up. - What the?
79 00:03:01,715 00:03:03,882 - We're gonna go inside and you're gonna give us - We're gonna go inside and you're gonna give us
80 00:03:03,918 00:03:05,484 all of the cash in the register, all of the cash in the register,
81 00:03:05,519 00:03:09,021 or we're gonna deep fry your meat, cool? or we're gonna deep fry your meat, cool?
82 00:03:10,524 00:03:11,857 - Damn, man. - Damn, man.
83 00:03:12,693 00:03:15,994 Why y'all gotta go all Clermont twins on me like that? Why y'all gotta go all Clermont twins on me like that?
84 00:03:16,030 00:03:19,398 - Our Xan dealer don't take Daddy credit card no more. - Our Xan dealer don't take Daddy credit card no more.
85 00:03:19,433 00:03:22,100 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
86 00:03:22,136 00:03:24,536 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
87 00:03:24,572 00:03:25,938 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
88 00:03:25,973 00:03:27,406 (muffled speaking) (muffled speaking)
89 00:03:27,441 00:03:30,209 (woman screams) (woman screams)
90 00:03:35,216 00:03:37,249 - Well what in the sweet hell have you got going on? - Well what in the sweet hell have you got going on?
91 00:03:37,284 00:03:38,250 - I got robbed. - I got robbed.
92 00:03:38,285 00:03:39,251 - By who? - By who?
93 00:03:39,286 00:03:41,253 - Savages, they was big and it was a lot of 'em - Savages, they was big and it was a lot of 'em
94 00:03:41,288 00:03:43,222 and I fought 'em off for as long as I could. and I fought 'em off for as long as I could.
95 00:03:43,257 00:03:45,257 - Boy, you know the first rule of working the night shift - Boy, you know the first rule of working the night shift
96 00:03:45,292 00:03:48,093 is you can't leave the store unattended, bro. is you can't leave the store unattended, bro.
97 00:03:48,128 00:03:49,228 These people out here are animals These people out here are animals
98 00:03:49,263 00:03:52,364 and they will kill your mama for a damn egg sandwich. and they will kill your mama for a damn egg sandwich.
99 00:03:52,399 00:03:54,099 Now I gotta go back here and see if we got Now I gotta go back here and see if we got
100 00:03:54,134 00:03:56,268 the damn thugs on the videotape. the damn thugs on the videotape.
101 00:03:56,303 00:03:57,269 - Video? - Video?
102 00:03:57,304 00:04:00,539 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
103 00:04:00,574 00:04:03,275 - Roger, man, let me impeach you on a little wisdom, man. - Roger, man, let me impeach you on a little wisdom, man.
104 00:04:03,310 00:04:04,443 If you wanna be in charge, If you wanna be in charge,
105 00:04:04,478 00:04:06,111 you've got to follow the rules, bro. you've got to follow the rules, bro.
106 00:04:06,146 00:04:08,447 You gotta be a sheep but not a outside sheep. You gotta be a sheep but not a outside sheep.
107 00:04:08,482 00:04:13,051 You wanna be an inside sheep, 'cause outside sheep get ate. You wanna be an inside sheep, 'cause outside sheep get ate.
108 00:04:13,087 00:04:15,454 A sheep, remember that at your next job. A sheep, remember that at your next job.
109 00:04:15,489 00:04:17,055 - Next job? - Yeah, 'cause I'mma - Next job? - Yeah, 'cause I'mma
110 00:04:17,091 00:04:18,557 have to let you go, man, you fired. have to let you go, man, you fired.
111 00:04:18,592 00:04:20,225 And I need that shirt back. And I need that shirt back.
112 00:04:20,261 00:04:21,293 - Oh no, no, you can't, yo, you can't take this shirt. - Oh no, no, you can't, yo, you can't take this shirt.
113 00:04:21,328 00:04:23,161 I got a meeting at the bank and I need this shirt, I got a meeting at the bank and I need this shirt,
114 00:04:23,197 00:04:24,296 I left my shirt at home. I left my shirt at home.
115 00:04:24,331 00:04:26,265 - The shirt is property of Zesto's, - The shirt is property of Zesto's,
116 00:04:26,300 00:04:29,234 I need that shirt back, man. I need that shirt back, man.
117 00:04:29,270 00:04:32,137 - Fine man, I'mma do my own thing anyway, keep the shirt. - Fine man, I'mma do my own thing anyway, keep the shirt.
118 00:04:32,172 00:04:33,472 - Man, what the hell is this? - Man, what the hell is this?
119 00:04:33,507 00:04:35,007 - Ah, I left that in the pocket. - Ah, I left that in the pocket.
120 00:04:35,042 00:04:35,774 - I guess you had a hell of a night. - I guess you had a hell of a night.
121 00:04:35,809 00:04:36,942 - No, no, that's mine, dog. - No, no, that's mine, dog.
122 00:04:36,977 00:04:40,078 - It was in the shirt so I guess it belong to Zesto's now. - It was in the shirt so I guess it belong to Zesto's now.
123 00:04:40,114 00:04:42,147 That shirt is horrible, undershirt dirty. That shirt is horrible, undershirt dirty.
124 00:04:42,182 00:04:44,249 How you get ketchup on your nipple? How you get ketchup on your nipple?
125 00:04:44,285 00:04:45,150 Bye. Bye.
126 00:04:46,353 00:04:48,353 Anybody else wanna get fired? Anybody else wanna get fired?
127 00:04:48,389 00:04:50,088 - [Woman] Not me. - [Woman] Not me.
128 00:04:50,124 00:04:54,092 ♪ I'mma do my thing coast to coast ♪ ♪ I'mma do my thing coast to coast ♪
129 00:04:54,128 00:04:56,495 - Good afternoon, I'm Calvin, you Hayes? - Good afternoon, I'm Calvin, you Hayes?
130 00:04:56,530 00:04:58,497 My man. - Yeah, I'm Hayes. My man. - Yeah, I'm Hayes.
131 00:04:58,532 00:05:00,999 - Can I get you anything to make the ride more comfortable? - Can I get you anything to make the ride more comfortable?
132 00:05:01,035 00:05:05,037 AC, bottle of water, go to the back, get some loud? AC, bottle of water, go to the back, get some loud?
133 00:05:05,072 00:05:07,172 - Did you just offer me drugs? - Did you just offer me drugs?
134 00:05:07,207 00:05:08,507 I'm gonna have to take two stars off your rating. I'm gonna have to take two stars off your rating.
135 00:05:08,542 00:05:10,108 - Wait, for real? - Wait, for real?
136 00:05:10,144 00:05:11,810 - No, I'm just playing. - No, I'm just playing.
137 00:05:11,845 00:05:14,179 ATL is dry as dust. ATL is dry as dust.
138 00:05:14,214 00:05:15,514 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it is.
139 00:05:15,549 00:05:17,349 - Why do you think I'm in this sketch park right now? - Why do you think I'm in this sketch park right now?
140 00:05:17,384 00:05:19,418 - Let's go to my office. - Let's go to my office.
141 00:05:23,090 00:05:25,157 We are open for business. We are open for business.
142 00:05:26,327 00:05:28,060 This is that sky high, Mr. Hayes. This is that sky high, Mr. Hayes.
143 00:05:28,095 00:05:29,194 You hit this, you're gonna be staring You hit this, you're gonna be staring
144 00:05:29,229 00:05:31,530 at the sky for three hours like this. at the sky for three hours like this.
145 00:05:31,565 00:05:35,067 - On the contrary, that is bunk. - On the contrary, that is bunk.
146 00:05:35,102 00:05:36,535 - You just gonna disrespect me like that? - You just gonna disrespect me like that?
147 00:05:36,570 00:05:39,037 - I've seen pocket lint that's better. - I've seen pocket lint that's better.
148 00:05:39,073 00:05:40,572 - Well go on and smoke your pocket lint, then. - Well go on and smoke your pocket lint, then.
149 00:05:40,607 00:05:43,041 Go on and smoke your pocket lint with your rude ass. Go on and smoke your pocket lint with your rude ass.
150 00:05:43,077 00:05:46,345 'Cause you ain't hurting my hustle. 'Cause you ain't hurting my hustle.
151 00:05:46,380 00:05:48,213 Just my feelings. Just my feelings.
152 00:05:48,248 00:05:50,349 Get out my car, Mr. Hayes. Get out my car, Mr. Hayes.
153 00:05:51,719 00:05:53,185 - Really? - Really?
154 00:05:53,220 00:05:54,853 - Nah, I'm just playing. (laughs) - Nah, I'm just playing. (laughs)
155 00:05:54,888 00:05:58,190 You could've bought some weed, though. You could've bought some weed, though.
156 00:06:01,128 00:06:02,194 - Every time. - Every time.
157 00:06:03,297 00:06:06,231 Hello sir, may I borrow your shirt? Hello sir, may I borrow your shirt?
158 00:06:07,701 00:06:09,568 I'll give it right back, dog. I'll give it right back, dog.
159 00:06:09,603 00:06:11,069 - Roger? - Roger?
160 00:06:11,105 00:06:13,338 Hey, it's Alicia, from high school? Hey, it's Alicia, from high school?
161 00:06:13,374 00:06:15,107 - Yo, yeah. - Yo, yeah.
162 00:06:15,142 00:06:19,578 Wow, you look amazing, like Angela Rye amazing, Wow, you look amazing, like Angela Rye amazing,
163 00:06:19,613 00:06:21,279 like Jemele Hill amazing. like Jemele Hill amazing.
164 00:06:21,315 00:06:23,582 - Okay. - You look good. - Okay. - You look good.
165 00:06:23,617 00:06:25,117 - I was going for Taylor Rooks, - I was going for Taylor Rooks,
166 00:06:25,152 00:06:27,519 but I'll give you points for trying. but I'll give you points for trying.
167 00:06:27,554 00:06:28,687 - Good looking. - Good looking.
168 00:06:28,722 00:06:30,422 - So, how have you been? - So, how have you been?
169 00:06:30,457 00:06:32,124 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
170 00:06:32,159 00:06:34,593 - Trying to get a loan for my business. - Trying to get a loan for my business.
171 00:06:34,628 00:06:36,428 - In that shirt? - In that shirt?
172 00:06:36,463 00:06:38,096 That's a raggedy-ass shirt, That's a raggedy-ass shirt,
173 00:06:38,132 00:06:42,134 you look like you did a little army crawl to get here. you look like you did a little army crawl to get here.
174 00:06:42,169 00:06:43,301 - It's a long story. - It's a long story.
175 00:06:43,337 00:06:44,236 - Yeah? - Yeah?
176 00:06:45,205 00:06:48,206 Wish I had time to hear it. (phone vibrates) Wish I had time to hear it. (phone vibrates)
177 00:06:48,242 00:06:50,142 This is my boss, I gotta go. This is my boss, I gotta go.
178 00:06:50,177 00:06:51,476 It was good seeing you. It was good seeing you.
179 00:06:51,512 00:06:52,444 I'll see you later. I'll see you later.
180 00:06:52,479 00:06:54,613 - Aight, shy business lady. - Aight, shy business lady.
181 00:07:00,287 00:07:01,586 Where are you, cuz? Where are you, cuz?
182 00:07:01,622 00:07:03,288 We got our meeting at the bank. We got our meeting at the bank.
183 00:07:03,323 00:07:05,624 - Oh baby, that feels so good. - Oh baby, that feels so good.
184 00:07:05,659 00:07:08,393 (moaning) - Are you smashing right now? (moaning) - Are you smashing right now?
185 00:07:08,429 00:07:11,496 - No, boy, I'm making mashed potatoes. - No, boy, I'm making mashed potatoes.
186 00:07:11,532 00:07:13,498 - Yo whatever man, just hurry up, dog. - Yo whatever man, just hurry up, dog.
187 00:07:13,534 00:07:16,668 - Bitch, I told you to get off the phone. - Bitch, I told you to get off the phone.
188 00:07:16,703 00:07:19,304 Your stroke ain't even that good. Your stroke ain't even that good.
189 00:07:33,821 00:07:36,354 - So your company name is Too Smack'd? - So your company name is Too Smack'd?
190 00:07:36,390 00:07:40,792 - Yep, it's an app where you deliver snacks to stoners. - Yep, it's an app where you deliver snacks to stoners.
191 00:07:43,697 00:07:46,264 - Do you have any collateral? - Do you have any collateral?
192 00:07:46,300 00:07:49,668 Something, you know, of value that could guarantee the loan. Something, you know, of value that could guarantee the loan.
193 00:07:49,703 00:07:50,635 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
194 00:07:52,306 00:07:53,672 Check these out. Check these out.
195 00:07:53,707 00:07:55,307 These are good as cash. These are good as cash.
196 00:07:55,342 00:07:57,843 I got Waffle House, man, this has like 6.50. I got Waffle House, man, this has like 6.50.
197 00:07:57,878 00:08:00,479 I got a IHOP, I got a Jiffy Lube, I got a IHOP, I got a Jiffy Lube,
198 00:08:00,514 00:08:02,814 I have like four or five on it. I have like four or five on it.
199 00:08:02,850 00:08:04,583 That's good, right? That's good, right?
200 00:08:10,390 00:08:13,658 Man, I can't never count on you for nothing, never ever. Man, I can't never count on you for nothing, never ever.
201 00:08:13,694 00:08:15,360 - Listen, stop pressing me, okay? - Listen, stop pressing me, okay?
202 00:08:15,395 00:08:17,496 I told you I was cooking. I told you I was cooking.
203 00:08:18,398 00:08:20,365 Oh, green eggs and ham. Oh, green eggs and ham.
204 00:08:23,904 00:08:25,537 - Man, shut up, man. - Man, shut up, man.
205 00:08:25,572 00:08:27,372 Yo, we missed out on a bank loan 'cause you did. Yo, we missed out on a bank loan 'cause you did.
206 00:08:27,407 00:08:28,874 You really need to tighten up. You really need to tighten up.
207 00:08:28,909 00:08:30,375 - Yes, and just because we cuz, - Yes, and just because we cuz,
208 00:08:30,410 00:08:31,543 that doesn't mean I got to help you. that doesn't mean I got to help you.
209 00:08:31,578 00:08:33,545 - You stay in my mama basement for free, what you mean? - You stay in my mama basement for free, what you mean?
210 00:08:33,580 00:08:35,347 - You stay in your mama basement. - You stay in your mama basement.
211 00:08:35,382 00:08:36,581 - It's my mama! - It's my mama!
212 00:08:36,617 00:08:37,849 - It's my auntie. - It's my auntie.
213 00:08:40,420 00:08:43,388 (sputters) Yeah, fool. (sputters) Yeah, fool.
214 00:08:43,423 00:08:46,558 - Ha ha, well, well, well. - Ha ha, well, well, well.
215 00:08:47,628 00:08:50,896 Two brokest, mustiest boys I know. Two brokest, mustiest boys I know.
216 00:08:50,931 00:08:54,566 Through here stankin', messing up the community. Through here stankin', messing up the community.
217 00:08:54,601 00:08:55,700 What's up Calv, you here for the re-up? What's up Calv, you here for the re-up?
218 00:08:55,736 00:08:58,904 - Hell no, I can't even give your dirty ass weed away. - Hell no, I can't even give your dirty ass weed away.
219 00:08:58,939 00:09:00,839 - Whoa. - Count your blessing, - Whoa. - Count your blessing,
220 00:09:00,874 00:09:02,340 this is the only weed in town. this is the only weed in town.
221 00:09:02,376 00:09:03,909 I had to mix that with oregano. I had to mix that with oregano.
222 00:09:03,944 00:09:05,744 - Basil and cilantro. - Basil and cilantro.
223 00:09:05,779 00:09:07,412 - Talking about my weed, what's wrong with him? - Talking about my weed, what's wrong with him?
224 00:09:07,447 00:09:08,780 - You got me looking stupid. - You got me looking stupid.
225 00:09:08,815 00:09:11,416 - Hey, Big Bang can't make nobody look like nobody. - Hey, Big Bang can't make nobody look like nobody.
226 00:09:11,451 00:09:13,585 Big Bang only make Big Bang look like Big Bang. Big Bang only make Big Bang look like Big Bang.
227 00:09:13,620 00:09:14,719 You got you looking stupid. You got you looking stupid.
228 00:09:14,755 00:09:15,720 You know who I am? You know who I am?
229 00:09:15,756 00:09:16,888 You know who grass you on? You know who grass you on?
230 00:09:16,924 00:09:19,391 You know who almost property this is? You know who almost property this is?
231 00:09:19,426 00:09:20,559 If it wasn't for the city owning it, If it wasn't for the city owning it,
232 00:09:20,594 00:09:22,394 you know who would own this? you know who would own this?
233 00:09:22,429 00:09:23,762 Big Bang. - Big Bang. Big Bang. - Big Bang.
234 00:09:23,797 00:09:25,463 - You know why they call me Big Bang? - You know why they call me Big Bang?
235 00:09:25,499 00:09:27,699 You know why, do you remember why they call me Bing Bang? You know why, do you remember why they call me Bing Bang?
236 00:09:27,734 00:09:29,935 - [Both] 'Cause you the spark that started it all. - [Both] 'Cause you the spark that started it all.
237 00:09:29,970 00:09:31,870 - Say it like it's the Pledge of Allegiance. - Say it like it's the Pledge of Allegiance.
238 00:09:31,905 00:09:32,938 - 'Cause you the spark-- ♪ 'Cause you the spark ♪ - 'Cause you the spark-- ♪ 'Cause you the spark ♪
239 00:09:32,973 00:09:34,606 ♪ that start it all ♪ ♪ that start it all ♪
240 00:09:34,641 00:09:36,441 - Hey, hey, I ain't got no record deals over here. - Hey, hey, I ain't got no record deals over here.
241 00:09:36,476 00:09:38,610 - Come on, man. - You trying to get signed? - Come on, man. - You trying to get signed?
242 00:09:38,645 00:09:40,779 Only thing I sign is death certificates. Only thing I sign is death certificates.
243 00:09:40,814 00:09:41,746 You hear what I'm saying? You hear what I'm saying?
244 00:09:41,782 00:09:43,748 Everybody know I started it all. Everybody know I started it all.
245 00:09:43,784 00:09:46,885 This trap house right here was a regular house, This trap house right here was a regular house,
246 00:09:46,920 00:09:49,721 and then I had them build it into a trap house. and then I had them build it into a trap house.
247 00:09:49,756 00:09:52,390 It was nice and I said, why it look so nice out here, It was nice and I said, why it look so nice out here,
248 00:09:52,426 00:09:54,759 tear it up, break it down. tear it up, break it down.
249 00:09:54,795 00:09:57,429 This trap house is a monument. This trap house is a monument.
250 00:09:57,998 00:09:59,464 - Monument. - Monument.
251 00:09:59,499 00:10:01,733 - Commemorating washed up drug dealers. - Commemorating washed up drug dealers.
252 00:10:01,768 00:10:02,901 - Washed up? - Washed up?
253 00:10:02,936 00:10:04,636 Heard your bitch ass got fired. Heard your bitch ass got fired.
254 00:10:04,671 00:10:06,605 (crowd laughing) (crowd laughing)
255 00:10:06,640 00:10:07,672 - How you know that? - How you know that?
256 00:10:07,708 00:10:09,574 - I know everything, I knew before you got fired. - I know everything, I knew before you got fired.
257 00:10:09,610 00:10:10,976 You wanna come work for me, I got a grill right here. You wanna come work for me, I got a grill right here.
258 00:10:11,011 00:10:12,777 I got a grill for him to come work on. I got a grill for him to come work on.
259 00:10:12,813 00:10:14,479 I'mma fire you too. I'mma fire you too.
260 00:10:14,514 00:10:15,914 I'mma let you work half a day, then you outta here. I'mma let you work half a day, then you outta here.
261 00:10:15,949 00:10:17,782 All these rappers out here, talking they been trapping. All these rappers out here, talking they been trapping.
262 00:10:17,818 00:10:18,917 They ain't been trapping. They ain't been trapping.
263 00:10:18,952 00:10:20,418 2 Chainz, there wasn't no 2 Chainz. 2 Chainz, there wasn't no 2 Chainz.
264 00:10:20,454 00:10:21,820 He had no chains on. He had no chains on.
265 00:10:21,855 00:10:23,021 I gave him one chain one day, I gave him one chain one day,
266 00:10:23,056 00:10:24,589 next day I seem him again there go another. next day I seem him again there go another.
267 00:10:24,625 00:10:25,991 He's like, I'm 2 Chainz. He's like, I'm 2 Chainz.
268 00:10:26,026 00:10:28,493 I smoked out with a dude named Mark Zuckerberg. I smoked out with a dude named Mark Zuckerberg.
269 00:10:28,528 00:10:30,028 Smoked him out, he was like, I can't even feel my face. Smoked him out, he was like, I can't even feel my face.
270 00:10:30,063 00:10:30,996 What he do? What he do?
271 00:10:31,031 00:10:32,497 Make Facebook after that. Make Facebook after that.
272 00:10:32,532 00:10:34,833 I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce. I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce.
273 00:10:35,369 00:10:37,702 I introduced Whitney to Bobby. I introduced Whitney to Bobby.
274 00:10:37,738 00:10:40,472 (crowd groans) (crowd groans)
275 00:10:41,742 00:10:43,942 But it was a time when they needed each other, But it was a time when they needed each other,
276 00:10:43,977 00:10:45,477 and then things-- and then things--
277 00:10:45,512 00:10:47,512 - Man, we don't got time for this, man. - Man, we don't got time for this, man.
278 00:10:47,547 00:10:48,947 - What you got time for? - What you got time for?
279 00:10:48,982 00:10:52,584 You wanna work? (laughs) You wanna work? (laughs)
280 00:10:53,487 00:10:55,520 Hey yo, Roger. - What? Hey yo, Roger. - What?
281 00:10:55,555 00:10:57,022 - Remember Alby. - Remember Alby.
282 00:10:57,057 00:10:58,523 - What you talking about? - What you talking about?
283 00:10:58,558 00:10:59,958 - I'll be at your mama house later. - I'll be at your mama house later.
284 00:10:59,993 00:11:01,993 (crowd laughing) (crowd laughing)
285 00:11:07,668 00:11:09,934 - Aight look, right, check this out. - Aight look, right, check this out.
286 00:11:09,970 00:11:12,070 - Nope, next, mm-mm. - Nope, next, mm-mm.
287 00:11:12,105 00:11:13,204 Look at her, cuz. Look at her, cuz.
288 00:11:13,240 00:11:14,773 She built like Big Bird. She built like Big Bird.
289 00:11:14,808 00:11:16,107 - Are you body shaming, bro? - Are you body shaming, bro?
290 00:11:16,143 00:11:17,976 How you gonna be broke and picky? How you gonna be broke and picky?
291 00:11:18,011 00:11:20,078 - Look, let me show you something. - Look, let me show you something.
292 00:11:20,113 00:11:24,082 Show you how a player I am, I'mma DM her, right. Show you how a player I am, I'mma DM her, right.
293 00:11:27,988 00:11:29,888 (Roger laughs) (Roger laughs)
294 00:11:29,923 00:11:31,723 - She read it, but. - She read it, but.
295 00:11:31,758 00:11:33,658 - Man, how she gonna leave me on read, man. - Man, how she gonna leave me on read, man.
296 00:11:33,694 00:11:34,826 She ain't even that cute anyway. She ain't even that cute anyway.
297 00:11:34,861 00:11:39,164 She needs to stop skipping leg day with her little ugly. She needs to stop skipping leg day with her little ugly.
298 00:11:39,199 00:11:40,632 (picture crashes) (picture crashes)
299 00:11:40,667 00:11:42,167 - [Roger's Mom] Roger, what was that? - [Roger's Mom] Roger, what was that?
300 00:11:42,202 00:11:43,835 - Nothing, Mom. - Nothing, Mom.
301 00:11:43,870 00:11:45,970 - [Roger's Mom] Do I have to get out of my chair? - [Roger's Mom] Do I have to get out of my chair?
302 00:11:46,006 00:11:47,672 - No, Mama, stay in your chair. - No, Mama, stay in your chair.
303 00:11:47,708 00:11:50,642 - [Roger's Mom] All right then, I'll stay in my chair. - [Roger's Mom] All right then, I'll stay in my chair.
304 00:11:50,677 00:11:51,876 - What is that? - What is that?
305 00:11:53,013 00:11:54,713 Hey, look at this. Hey, look at this.
306 00:11:56,983 00:11:59,117 Get back, fool. - Grab that. Get back, fool. - Grab that.
307 00:11:59,152 00:12:01,753 - [Roger] All right. - [Roger] All right.
308 00:12:01,788 00:12:02,987 - [Calvin] What's that? - [Calvin] What's that?
309 00:12:03,023 00:12:04,989 - Some kinda weed bible. - Some kinda weed bible.
310 00:12:06,960 00:12:08,860 Look like instructions for growing Look like instructions for growing
311 00:12:08,895 00:12:10,995 some kinda super weed or something. some kinda super weed or something.
312 00:12:11,031 00:12:12,697 - Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke - Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke
313 00:12:12,733 00:12:14,833 the blunt that's on front of it here. the blunt that's on front of it here.
314 00:12:14,868 00:12:16,000 - We don't know what that do. - We don't know what that do.
315 00:12:16,036 00:12:18,002 - Who cares, Roger, don't nobody care. - Who cares, Roger, don't nobody care.
316 00:12:18,038 00:12:20,004 It's better than the twigs we been smoking. It's better than the twigs we been smoking.
317 00:12:20,040 00:12:21,706 - That's true. - That's true.
318 00:12:21,742 00:12:22,707 - Race you. - Race you.
319 00:12:22,743 00:12:25,143 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
320 00:12:38,759 00:12:40,125 What, huh? What, huh?
321 00:12:40,160 00:12:42,227 - Yo, what is happening? - Yo, what is happening?
322 00:12:42,262 00:12:45,096 (both screaming) (both screaming)
323 00:12:49,903 00:12:52,070 - Oh, one, two, three. - Oh, one, two, three.
324 00:12:52,105 00:12:55,140 (Calvins screaming) (Calvins screaming)
325 00:12:58,211 00:13:01,713 I'm glad that's over with. I'm glad that's over with.
326 00:13:01,748 00:13:04,315 (both yelling) (both yelling)
327 00:13:04,351 00:13:08,019 (playful electronic music) (playful electronic music)
328 00:13:25,806 00:13:26,971 - The hell just happened, man? - The hell just happened, man?
329 00:13:27,007 00:13:30,842 - I'm freaking out man, we must be back on the west side. - I'm freaking out man, we must be back on the west side.
330 00:13:30,877 00:13:32,210 - Somebody's coming, man. - Somebody's coming, man.
331 00:13:32,245 00:13:35,213 (suspenseful music) (suspenseful music)
332 00:13:38,051 00:13:40,919 - Oh shit, Roger, I forgot to tell you this. - Oh shit, Roger, I forgot to tell you this.
333 00:13:40,954 00:13:45,156 I had a dream last week and this is how we both die. I had a dream last week and this is how we both die.
334 00:13:48,295 00:13:49,894 - Who the hell are you? - Who the hell are you?
335 00:13:49,930 00:13:52,197 - Yeah, identify yourselves right now. - Yeah, identify yourselves right now.
336 00:13:52,232 00:13:53,131 Wait a minute, are we supposed Wait a minute, are we supposed
337 00:13:53,166 00:13:55,233 to have helmets 'cause y'all got helmets? to have helmets 'cause y'all got helmets?
338 00:13:55,268 00:13:58,102 (coughing) (coughing)
339 00:13:58,138 00:13:59,938 - No, we just hot boxing. - No, we just hot boxing.
340 00:13:59,973 00:14:02,073 They look fly, don't they? They look fly, don't they?
341 00:14:02,976 00:14:04,242 - Where are we? - Where are we?
342 00:14:04,277 00:14:06,945 - You just smoked yourself a one-way ticket - You just smoked yourself a one-way ticket
343 00:14:06,980 00:14:08,279 to a player's party. to a player's party.
344 00:14:08,315 00:14:10,114 - Players party. - Players party.
345 00:14:10,150 00:14:11,983 - Who are you? - Who are you?
346 00:14:12,018 00:14:13,952 - It don't matter who I am. - That's right. - It don't matter who I am. - That's right.
347 00:14:13,987 00:14:16,387 - It only matters what I know. - Tell 'em. - It only matters what I know. - Tell 'em.
348 00:14:16,423 00:14:18,089 - That is the gas. - That is the gas.
349 00:14:20,093 00:14:22,961 The loud pack. - That loud pack, ha ha. The loud pack. - That loud pack, ha ha.
350 00:14:22,996 00:14:25,930 (choir vocalizing) (choir vocalizing)
351 00:14:30,871 00:14:32,136 - I ain't never seen nothing like that - I ain't never seen nothing like that
352 00:14:32,172 00:14:33,972 in them little projects y'all hang in. in them little projects y'all hang in.
353 00:14:34,007 00:14:35,974 - Never. - This is so beautiful, - Never. - This is so beautiful,
354 00:14:36,009 00:14:38,276 I just need a minute, y'all. I just need a minute, y'all.
355 00:14:38,311 00:14:39,811 - Is this heaven? - Is this heaven?
356 00:14:39,846 00:14:41,980 - Does this look like heaven to you, fool? - Does this look like heaven to you, fool?
357 00:14:42,015 00:14:44,315 Y'all wouldn't make it in anyway. Y'all wouldn't make it in anyway.
358 00:14:44,351 00:14:45,850 - Why are we here? - Why are we here?
359 00:14:45,886 00:14:47,252 - Y'all found the Weed Bible, right? - Y'all found the Weed Bible, right?
360 00:14:47,287 00:14:48,353 - Right? - Yeah but, - Right? - Yeah but,
361 00:14:48,388 00:14:50,855 what do we do with it? what do we do with it?
362 00:14:50,891 00:14:52,991 - Goodness. - Learn how to grow some weed? - Goodness. - Learn how to grow some weed?
363 00:14:53,026 00:14:54,158 - Duh! - Duh!
364 00:14:54,194 00:14:55,827 - This book could change human history - This book could change human history
365 00:14:55,862 00:14:59,097 and obviously you both been chose. and obviously you both been chose.
366 00:14:59,132 00:15:01,165 - Both of you. - I knew I was special, - Both of you. - I knew I was special,
367 00:15:01,201 00:15:02,100 I knew it. I knew it.
368 00:15:03,904 00:15:06,437 - Too soon, way too soon. - Too soon, way too soon.
369 00:15:06,473 00:15:08,139 - Let me learn you little fellas something. - Let me learn you little fellas something.
370 00:15:08,174 00:15:09,040 - Learn 'em something. - Marijuana's been - Learn 'em something. - Marijuana's been
371 00:15:09,075 00:15:11,876 around since B.C. - You know what that is? around since B.C. - You know what that is?
372 00:15:11,912 00:15:13,311 - Before crack, sure have. - Before crack, sure have.
373 00:15:13,346 00:15:16,447 - It's before Christ, man, before Christ. - It's before Christ, man, before Christ.
374 00:15:16,483 00:15:18,149 - I got the before part right, though. - I got the before part right, though.
375 00:15:18,184 00:15:19,884 - Now that **** that y'all call loud, - Now that **** that y'all call loud,
376 00:15:19,920 00:15:21,119 we have another name for. we have another name for.
377 00:15:21,154 00:15:23,187 It was called sinsemilla. - Sinsemilla. It was called sinsemilla. - Sinsemilla.
378 00:15:23,223 00:15:25,123 Give 'em something else. - Acapulcoco. Give 'em something else. - Acapulcoco.
379 00:15:25,158 00:15:26,991 - Give 'em something else. - Kush. - Give 'em something else. - Kush.
380 00:15:27,027 00:15:29,894 - Give 'em another. - The purple. - Give 'em another. - The purple.
381 00:15:29,930 00:15:34,032 And this right here my friend, is the ultimate bud. And this right here my friend, is the ultimate bud.
382 00:15:34,067 00:15:37,035 - [Whispered Voice] It's gorgeous. - [Whispered Voice] It's gorgeous.
383 00:15:37,070 00:15:39,470 - It smells like angel farts. - Farts of an angel. - It smells like angel farts. - Farts of an angel.
384 00:15:39,506 00:15:41,039 - What's it called? - What's it called?
385 00:15:41,074 00:15:42,874 - It's called... - It's called...
386 00:15:42,909 00:15:45,243 (mystical tinkling) (mystical tinkling)
387 00:15:45,278 00:15:46,911 - I wonder how you spell that. - I wonder how you spell that.
388 00:15:46,947 00:15:49,847 - You smoke it, you don't spell it, dummy. - You smoke it, you don't spell it, dummy.
389 00:15:50,283 00:15:52,317 - Now this weed right here will give you - Now this weed right here will give you
390 00:15:52,352 00:15:57,188 supernatural ability to fight off evil, dangerous things. supernatural ability to fight off evil, dangerous things.
391 00:15:58,224 00:16:00,491 Make sure you protect this bible with your life. Make sure you protect this bible with your life.
392 00:16:00,527 00:16:02,226 - Your life, you heard him. - Your life, you heard him.
393 00:16:02,262 00:16:04,729 - Come on. - Go on, hit 'em one time. - Come on. - Go on, hit 'em one time.
394 00:16:12,238 00:16:14,272 (Calvin and Roger screaming) (Calvin and Roger screaming)
395 00:16:14,307 00:16:16,541 - Hell, what year is it? - Hell, what year is it?
396 00:16:16,576 00:16:17,675 Who am I? Who am I?
397 00:16:17,711 00:16:22,513 - Bruh, I feel like the universe just twerked on my face. - Bruh, I feel like the universe just twerked on my face.
398 00:16:22,549 00:16:24,215 That weed is evil. That weed is evil.
399 00:16:26,453 00:16:27,785 Let's hit it again. Let's hit it again.
400 00:16:27,821 00:16:30,555 - I feel you, but wait, that's how - I feel you, but wait, that's how
401 00:16:30,590 00:16:33,424 we can get our money, cuz, with the weed. we can get our money, cuz, with the weed.
402 00:16:33,460 00:16:34,559 - I'm in. - I'm in.
403 00:16:34,594 00:16:36,260 - Think about it, we try and get loans, - Think about it, we try and get loans,
404 00:16:36,296 00:16:38,529 ain't nobody gonna give dudes like us a shot. ain't nobody gonna give dudes like us a shot.
405 00:16:38,565 00:16:39,864 - I'm in. - I'm in.
406 00:16:39,899 00:16:41,232 - Ain't no weed in town right now. - Ain't no weed in town right now.
407 00:16:41,267 00:16:42,367 - I'm in. - I'm in.
408 00:16:42,402 00:16:43,568 - And if we grow this, we can sell it - And if we grow this, we can sell it
409 00:16:43,603 00:16:45,436 and make enough money to start our business. and make enough money to start our business.
410 00:16:45,472 00:16:47,372 - Bitch, didn't I tell you I'm in? - Bitch, didn't I tell you I'm in?
411 00:16:47,407 00:16:49,040 And you not listening, I'm in. And you not listening, I'm in.
412 00:16:49,075 00:16:50,208 I am in, in. I am in, in.
413 00:16:51,311 00:16:54,946 Damn, cuz, I been selling weed, I'm just bad at it. Damn, cuz, I been selling weed, I'm just bad at it.
414 00:16:54,981 00:16:56,581 Look, I'm tired of being broke Look, I'm tired of being broke
415 00:16:56,616 00:16:58,282 and I'm tired of staying in your mama basement. and I'm tired of staying in your mama basement.
416 00:16:58,318 00:17:00,284 - [Roger's Mom] What wrong with my basement? - [Roger's Mom] What wrong with my basement?
417 00:17:00,320 00:17:01,386 - Ma, stop listening. - Ma, stop listening.
418 00:17:01,421 00:17:03,388 - [Roger's Mom] Then stop badmouthing my basement. - [Roger's Mom] Then stop badmouthing my basement.
419 00:17:03,423 00:17:04,956 - I'm sorry, Auntie. - I'm sorry, Auntie.
420 00:17:04,991 00:17:06,791 Girl, you know I love your basement. Girl, you know I love your basement.
421 00:17:06,826 00:17:09,227 I love everything you do for me. I love everything you do for me.
422 00:17:09,262 00:17:12,430 - [Roger's Mom] All right then, Calvin. - [Roger's Mom] All right then, Calvin.
423 00:17:13,633 00:17:15,266 - Let's grow. - Let's grow.
424 00:17:18,471 00:17:20,938 ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime, woof ♪ ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime, woof ♪
425 00:17:20,974 00:17:23,808 ♪ Trap, with the chickens like Popeye's ♪ ♪ Trap, with the chickens like Popeye's ♪
426 00:17:23,843 00:17:26,411 ♪ Money changing colors like tie-dye ♪ ♪ Money changing colors like tie-dye ♪
427 00:17:26,446 00:17:28,579 ♪ I'm just tryna get it, I ain't tryna die ♪ ♪ I'm just tryna get it, I ain't tryna die ♪
428 00:17:28,615 00:17:31,149 ♪ She got a big ol' onion booty, make the world cry ♪ ♪ She got a big ol' onion booty, make the world cry ♪
429 00:17:31,184 00:17:34,552 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
430 00:17:34,587 00:17:35,820 ♪ Hold them bands down ♪ ♪ Hold them bands down ♪
431 00:17:35,855 00:17:37,055 ♪ Hold your mans down ♪ ♪ Hold your mans down ♪
432 00:17:37,090 00:17:38,456 ♪ Who told you come around, who ♪ ♪ Who told you come around, who ♪
433 00:17:38,491 00:17:39,924 ♪ Get that trap sound ♪ ♪ Get that trap sound ♪
434 00:17:39,959 00:17:42,493 ♪ Designer clothes, fashion shows ♪ ♪ Designer clothes, fashion shows ♪
435 00:17:42,529 00:17:45,063 ♪ Trap house made of gold ♪ ♪ Trap house made of gold ♪
436 00:17:45,098 00:17:46,130 ♪ Control the bag now ♪ ♪ Control the bag now ♪
437 00:17:46,166 00:17:47,498 ♪ No need to brag now ♪ ♪ No need to brag now ♪
438 00:17:47,534 00:17:48,900 ♪ And put the mask down ♪ ♪ And put the mask down ♪
439 00:17:48,935 00:17:50,134 ♪ We livin' fast now ♪ ♪ We livin' fast now ♪
440 00:17:50,170 00:17:52,937 ♪ Finest, finest grows ♪ ♪ Finest, finest grows ♪
441 00:17:52,972 00:17:55,940 ♪ We can go, coast to coast ♪ ♪ We can go, coast to coast ♪
442 00:17:55,975 00:18:00,812 ♪ Watchin' me whip up, still be real and famous ♪ ♪ Watchin' me whip up, still be real and famous ♪
443 00:18:00,847 00:18:05,583 ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪ ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪
444 00:18:05,618 00:18:08,119 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
445 00:18:08,154 00:18:10,588 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
446 00:18:10,623 00:18:13,191 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
447 00:18:13,226 00:18:15,993 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
448 00:18:16,029 00:18:19,130 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
449 00:18:19,165 00:18:24,135 ♪ Keep watchin' me whip up, still be real and famous ♪ ♪ Keep watchin' me whip up, still be real and famous ♪
450 00:18:25,071 00:18:29,140 ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪ ♪ Dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪
451 00:18:29,175 00:18:31,876 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
452 00:18:31,911 00:18:34,312 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
453 00:18:34,347 00:18:37,048 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, whip it ♪
454 00:18:37,083 00:18:40,818 ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, woof ♪ ♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like a stir fry, woof ♪
455 00:18:43,022 00:18:44,155 - Hell no, man. - Hell no, man.
456 00:18:45,925 00:18:48,192 - All that work for nothing. - All that work for nothing.
457 00:18:48,228 00:18:50,194 - Waste of damn time, cuz. - Waste of damn time, cuz.
458 00:18:50,230 00:18:53,498 (mysterious rumbling) (mysterious rumbling)
459 00:18:55,935 00:18:56,834 - Hell. - Hell.
460 00:18:59,172 00:19:02,507 Oh hell naw. (screams) Oh hell naw. (screams)
461 00:19:04,677 00:19:06,210 What goin' on, cuz? What goin' on, cuz?
462 00:19:12,085 00:19:13,217 We gon' be rich. We gon' be rich.
463 00:19:13,253 00:19:16,053 (Roger screams) (Roger screams)
464 00:19:17,624 00:19:20,191 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
465 00:19:21,694 00:19:23,594 We'd like another chance to win your business, okay? We'd like another chance to win your business, okay?
466 00:19:23,630 00:19:25,363 Now, we done upgraded our product line. Now, we done upgraded our product line.
467 00:19:25,398 00:19:27,064 Roger, show him what we got. Roger, show him what we got.
468 00:19:27,100 00:19:29,100 (choir vocalizing) (choir vocalizing)
469 00:19:29,135 00:19:31,068 - Damn, man. - Exactly. - Damn, man. - Exactly.
470 00:19:31,104 00:19:32,103 - [Hayes] That's what I'm talking about. - [Hayes] That's what I'm talking about.
471 00:19:32,138 00:19:33,571 - This ain't just any weed. - This ain't just any weed.
472 00:19:33,606 00:19:36,574 We like to think of ourselves as the Apple of weed. We like to think of ourselves as the Apple of weed.
473 00:19:36,609 00:19:38,576 We're about to be in everybody's pocket. We're about to be in everybody's pocket.
474 00:19:38,611 00:19:41,078 - See this right here, it's all the case. - See this right here, it's all the case.
475 00:19:41,114 00:19:42,280 When you're tryna to turn up-- - Turn up. When you're tryna to turn up-- - Turn up.
476 00:19:42,315 00:19:43,581 - Turn down-- - Turn down. - Turn down-- - Turn down.
477 00:19:43,616 00:19:45,216 - Turn your life around. - Turn your life around.
478 00:19:45,251 00:19:46,617 We ain't trying to pull up. - Pull up. We ain't trying to pull up. - Pull up.
479 00:19:46,653 00:19:48,085 - Pull out. - Pull out. - Pull out. - Pull out.
480 00:19:48,121 00:19:49,353 - Or maybe pull over. - Or maybe pull over.
481 00:19:49,389 00:19:50,354 - Stop! - Stop!
482 00:19:50,390 00:19:54,258 (tires squeal) (metal crunches) (tires squeal) (metal crunches)
483 00:19:54,294 00:19:57,261 (suspenseful music) (suspenseful music)
484 00:19:57,297 00:19:58,229 - Oh, damn. - Oh, damn.
485 00:20:02,435 00:20:04,936 - I think you oh damned a little too early. - I think you oh damned a little too early.
486 00:20:04,971 00:20:07,238 Okay, okay, we gotta do this. Okay, okay, we gotta do this.
487 00:20:10,009 00:20:13,110 You gotta record this, 'bout to get this on WorldStar. You gotta record this, 'bout to get this on WorldStar.
488 00:20:13,146 00:20:15,980 Landscape, fool, you gotta catch everything. Landscape, fool, you gotta catch everything.
489 00:20:16,015 00:20:17,582 Hey man, y'all better watch where y'all going. Hey man, y'all better watch where y'all going.
490 00:20:17,617 00:20:19,283 - You were at a stop sign. - You were at a stop sign.
491 00:20:19,319 00:20:21,385 - Yeah, it was my homeboy fault. - Yeah, it was my homeboy fault.
492 00:20:21,421 00:20:23,120 - What, let me tell you something, - What, let me tell you something,
493 00:20:23,156 00:20:24,622 you never apologize, okay? you never apologize, okay?
494 00:20:24,657 00:20:25,656 There's three rules of living. There's three rules of living.
495 00:20:25,692 00:20:27,325 Rule number one, never apologize. Rule number one, never apologize.
496 00:20:27,360 00:20:29,126 Rule number two, you never give out Rule number two, you never give out
497 00:20:29,162 00:20:30,661 your government name, okay? your government name, okay?
498 00:20:30,697 00:20:32,330 Rule number three, you never throw out Rule number three, you never throw out
499 00:20:32,365 00:20:34,298 cups that get free refills. cups that get free refills.
500 00:20:34,334 00:20:35,266 - [Roger] What? - [Roger] What?
501 00:20:35,301 00:20:37,735 - I'm gonna snap you in half, you little punk. - I'm gonna snap you in half, you little punk.
502 00:20:37,770 00:20:40,771 My boss is gonna be really, really upset about this. My boss is gonna be really, really upset about this.
503 00:20:40,807 00:20:42,440 - Nobody give a damn about your boss. - Nobody give a damn about your boss.
504 00:20:42,475 00:20:44,742 Your boss can kiss my ass. Your boss can kiss my ass.
505 00:20:49,716 00:20:50,448 Is that Lil Baby? Is that Lil Baby?
506 00:20:50,483 00:20:51,749 - That's Lil Baby. - That's Lil Baby.
507 00:20:51,784 00:20:53,284 - What the hell going on man, - What the hell going on man,
508 00:20:53,319 00:20:56,187 y'all see this big ass boat in front of y'all, man? y'all see this big ass boat in front of y'all, man?
509 00:20:56,222 00:20:58,155 - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait.
510 00:20:58,191 00:21:00,992 What if I offered you a truce? What if I offered you a truce?
511 00:21:01,027 00:21:02,793 - A truce, man, I don't need to do truces. - A truce, man, I don't need to do truces.
512 00:21:02,829 00:21:05,263 - Nah, we made it man, it's good ****. - Nah, we made it man, it's good ****.
513 00:21:05,298 00:21:07,665 - I'll tell you if it good **** or not, lemme see. - I'll tell you if it good **** or not, lemme see.
514 00:21:07,700 00:21:09,133 - What, what are you doing? - What, what are you doing?
515 00:21:09,168 00:21:11,168 Gonna get your ass kicked. Gonna get your ass kicked.
516 00:21:11,204 00:21:12,403 - Shut up, look. - Shut up, look.
517 00:21:15,208 00:21:17,008 You see, look again. You see, look again.
518 00:21:19,846 00:21:20,745 All right. All right.
519 00:21:21,681 00:21:25,182 - Hey man, I ain't gonna lie man, that's some good ****. - Hey man, I ain't gonna lie man, that's some good ****.
520 00:21:25,218 00:21:26,250 - I told you. - I told you.
521 00:21:27,220 00:21:29,687 - Good ****, that **** strong or what. - Good ****, that **** strong or what.
522 00:21:29,722 00:21:31,055 What the hell we doing right here, anyway. What the hell we doing right here, anyway.
523 00:21:31,090 00:21:34,158 - Y'all hit us, Lil Baby, you wail-wail-wailed the ****. - Y'all hit us, Lil Baby, you wail-wail-wailed the ****.
524 00:21:34,193 00:21:35,059 He wailed it. He wailed it.
525 00:21:35,094 00:21:36,360 - Um, we hit your car - Um, we hit your car
526 00:21:36,396 00:21:37,728 on accident. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, on accident. - Hold on, hold on, hold on,
527 00:21:37,764 00:21:39,297 y'all talking about this right here? y'all talking about this right here?
528 00:21:39,332 00:21:40,264 - Accident. - Accident.
529 00:21:41,167 00:21:44,335 - Man, I ain't even trippin', don't even worry about it, man. - Man, I ain't even trippin', don't even worry about it, man.
530 00:21:44,370 00:21:45,569 - For real? - For real?
531 00:21:45,605 00:21:48,372 - Yeah, it'd be a shame to be upset on such a beautiful day. - Yeah, it'd be a shame to be upset on such a beautiful day.
532 00:21:48,408 00:21:51,208 - We gonna get some fries, let's ride. - We gonna get some fries, let's ride.
533 00:21:51,244 00:21:53,210 - Well, I'll be damned. - Well, I'll be damned.
534 00:21:56,416 00:21:57,682 - I told you. - I told you.
535 00:21:59,185 00:22:00,751 - Yo, why you still recording? - Yo, why you still recording?
536 00:22:00,787 00:22:01,752 Don't nobody wanna see no video Don't nobody wanna see no video
537 00:22:01,788 00:22:03,220 of some guys becoming friends. of some guys becoming friends.
538 00:22:03,256 00:22:04,722 - Man, you don't get it, do you? - Man, you don't get it, do you?
539 00:22:04,757 00:22:05,823 We supposed to fight those dudes We supposed to fight those dudes
540 00:22:05,858 00:22:07,391 but the weed made us get along. but the weed made us get along.
541 00:22:07,427 00:22:09,193 - That was incredible. - That was incredible.
542 00:22:09,228 00:22:11,729 I mean, I've never seen weed do that. I mean, I've never seen weed do that.
543 00:22:11,764 00:22:13,230 This stuff has superpowers. This stuff has superpowers.
544 00:22:13,266 00:22:14,165 - Exactly. - Exactly.
545 00:22:15,134 00:22:16,067 - You know what? - You know what?
546 00:22:16,102 00:22:17,735 We about to own this town. We about to own this town.
547 00:22:17,770 00:22:20,738 Everybody finna be a superhero. Everybody finna be a superhero.
548 00:22:20,773 00:22:22,273 Let's go! Let's go!
549 00:22:22,308 00:22:25,443 ♪ Nobody got it like we got it, who you foolin' ♪ ♪ Nobody got it like we got it, who you foolin' ♪
550 00:22:25,478 00:22:28,546 - [Calvin] My car won't start, goddammit. - [Calvin] My car won't start, goddammit.
551 00:22:28,581 00:22:31,749 ♪ Business is booming and everyone want a Porsche ♪ ♪ Business is booming and everyone want a Porsche ♪
552 00:22:31,784 00:22:34,752 ♪ Now I can't find my wallet, no more contortion ♪ ♪ Now I can't find my wallet, no more contortion ♪
553 00:22:34,787 00:22:37,888 ♪ Can't tell me nothing, I been making a fortune ♪ ♪ Can't tell me nothing, I been making a fortune ♪
554 00:22:37,924 00:22:38,889 - Lou, how can I help you? - Lou, how can I help you?
555 00:22:38,925 00:22:43,761 - I mean, I wanna enjoy my job, but I hate kids. - I mean, I wanna enjoy my job, but I hate kids.
556 00:22:43,796 00:22:46,397 - Got the perfect thing for you. - Got the perfect thing for you.
557 00:22:46,432 00:22:48,866 (Lou laughs) (Lou laughs)
558 00:22:52,171 00:22:55,139 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪
559 00:22:55,174 00:22:58,142 ♪ We don't be losing, what y'all be doing ♪ ♪ We don't be losing, what y'all be doing ♪
560 00:22:58,177 00:23:01,312 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪
561 00:23:01,347 00:23:04,248 ♪ Nobody sleeping on the job, got me snoozin' ♪ ♪ Nobody sleeping on the job, got me snoozin' ♪
562 00:23:04,283 00:23:06,751 - Come on, for real? - Come on. - Come on, for real? - Come on.
563 00:23:08,187 00:23:09,754 - Yo, what's up OG? - Yo, what's up OG?
564 00:23:09,789 00:23:11,455 - All the goddamn people on the spot, - All the goddamn people on the spot,
565 00:23:11,491 00:23:13,824 all up in my goddamn smoke box on my grill, man, all up in my goddamn smoke box on my grill, man,
566 00:23:13,860 00:23:15,493 goddamn running crazy, boy. goddamn running crazy, boy.
567 00:23:15,528 00:23:16,694 You know what I'm talking 'bout? You know what I'm talking 'bout?
568 00:23:16,729 00:23:19,897 - I don't know what he said, just show him the weed, man. - I don't know what he said, just show him the weed, man.
569 00:23:19,932 00:23:22,900 (choir vocalizing) (choir vocalizing)
570 00:23:28,207 00:23:29,940 ♪ Hope you ready for the boom now ♪ ♪ Hope you ready for the boom now ♪
571 00:23:29,976 00:23:31,409 ♪ All of my partners is busy ♪ ♪ All of my partners is busy ♪
572 00:23:31,444 00:23:34,245 (crowd cheering) (crowd cheering)
573 00:23:36,182 00:23:39,450 - [Calvin] Roger, we are turning the block up, baby. - [Calvin] Roger, we are turning the block up, baby.
574 00:23:39,485 00:23:41,786 Told you it was gonna work. Told you it was gonna work.
575 00:23:45,825 00:23:48,826 ♪ We 'bout to get some money ♪ ♪ We 'bout to get some money ♪
576 00:23:48,861 00:23:52,496 ♪ Hands in the bag like I'm holding both jokes ♪ ♪ Hands in the bag like I'm holding both jokes ♪
577 00:23:52,532 00:23:53,831 ♪ Business is booming ♪ ♪ Business is booming ♪
578 00:23:53,866 00:23:55,366 - No one talks to me. - No one talks to me.
579 00:23:55,401 00:23:56,634 I think it's because I'm the only white kid I think it's because I'm the only white kid
580 00:23:56,669 00:23:59,437 at a historically black college. at a historically black college.
581 00:24:01,007 00:24:04,275 - Nah, you just lame as hell. - Nah, you just lame as hell.
582 00:24:04,310 00:24:05,943 You gotta loosen up, brother. You gotta loosen up, brother.
583 00:24:05,978 00:24:07,378 - I just want people to see the chill, - I just want people to see the chill,
584 00:24:07,413 00:24:10,314 charismatic me, not this anxious mess. charismatic me, not this anxious mess.
585 00:24:10,349 00:24:11,949 - You so anxious but this the weed - You so anxious but this the weed
586 00:24:11,984 00:24:13,951 that's gonna calm you down. that's gonna calm you down.
587 00:24:13,986 00:24:16,687 ♪ Nobody got it like we got it, who you fooling ♪ ♪ Nobody got it like we got it, who you fooling ♪
588 00:24:16,722 00:24:19,523 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪
589 00:24:19,559 00:24:23,961 ♪ We don't be losing, what y'all be doing ♪ ♪ We don't be losing, what y'all be doing ♪
590 00:24:23,996 00:24:28,399 - [Calvin] Over here, this is where rich people live. - [Calvin] Over here, this is where rich people live.
591 00:24:28,434 00:24:29,967 - [Woman] Who the hell gave him the key. - [Woman] Who the hell gave him the key.
592 00:24:30,002 00:24:31,635 - Now Quenton, you know I have to know - Now Quenton, you know I have to know
593 00:24:31,671 00:24:34,472 how dreadful was that outfit she had on? how dreadful was that outfit she had on?
594 00:24:34,507 00:24:37,007 - Honey, it was ugly and it was an outfit. - Honey, it was ugly and it was an outfit.
595 00:24:37,043 00:24:38,309 - What did you say to Portia? - What did you say to Portia?
596 00:24:38,344 00:24:39,543 - None of your damn business. - None of your damn business.
597 00:24:39,579 00:24:40,878 - What you mean, none of my business? - What you mean, none of my business?
598 00:24:40,913 00:24:42,313 - What I said. - What I said.
599 00:24:42,348 00:24:43,547 Ladies. Ladies.
600 00:24:43,583 00:24:46,984 - Uh-uh, he's messy. - He's acting real funny. - Uh-uh, he's messy. - He's acting real funny.
601 00:24:48,120 00:24:51,689 - Man, when I tell you these bitches are wearing me out. - Man, when I tell you these bitches are wearing me out.
602 00:24:51,724 00:24:53,324 - We got what you need. - We got what you need.
603 00:24:53,359 00:24:55,426 Take a whiff of that. Take a whiff of that.
604 00:24:55,461 00:24:58,562 - Ooh, I'mma try, let you know how this work out. - Ooh, I'mma try, let you know how this work out.
605 00:24:58,598 00:25:01,432 I'mma go live my best life with this. I'mma go live my best life with this.
606 00:25:01,467 00:25:02,900 - Yeah. - Yeah.
607 00:25:02,935 00:25:04,902 ♪ Blood, sweat, and tears running dry, need a donor ♪ ♪ Blood, sweat, and tears running dry, need a donor ♪
608 00:25:04,937 00:25:07,905 ♪ Hands in the bag like I'm holding both joke ♪ ♪ Hands in the bag like I'm holding both joke ♪
609 00:25:07,940 00:25:09,507 ♪ Business is booming ♪ ♪ Business is booming ♪
610 00:25:09,542 00:25:10,674 - I don't give a damn who-- - I don't give a damn who--
611 00:25:10,710 00:25:12,343 (coughing drowns out voice) (coughing drowns out voice)
612 00:25:12,378 00:25:13,344 - [Woman] Get on over here, Quenton. - [Woman] Get on over here, Quenton.
613 00:25:13,379 00:25:17,248 - Get in here. - Get your ass over here, boy. - Get in here. - Get your ass over here, boy.
614 00:25:20,486 00:25:22,353 - Open me up, cuz. - Open me up, cuz.
615 00:25:22,388 00:25:24,054 - How much we got? - How much we got?
616 00:25:24,090 00:25:25,923 - About this much. - Aight. - About this much. - Aight.
617 00:25:25,958 00:25:27,057 - I mean, this town so dry, - I mean, this town so dry,
618 00:25:27,093 00:25:28,592 we're finna be making all the money. we're finna be making all the money.
619 00:25:28,628 00:25:31,028 I'm talking baby wipes instead of toilet tissue money. I'm talking baby wipes instead of toilet tissue money.
620 00:25:31,063 00:25:32,930 I'm talking brand new car money. I'm talking brand new car money.
621 00:25:32,965 00:25:35,432 I'm talking getting yourself out your mama basement money. I'm talking getting yourself out your mama basement money.
622 00:25:35,468 00:25:37,601 - [Roger's Mom] What's wrong with my basement? - [Roger's Mom] What's wrong with my basement?
623 00:25:37,637 00:25:38,602 - Damn, she got some good ears. - Damn, she got some good ears.
624 00:25:38,638 00:25:41,739 - 'Cause you're so damn loud, man, come on, man. - 'Cause you're so damn loud, man, come on, man.
625 00:25:41,774 00:25:44,375 - You know I love your basement, Auntie. - You know I love your basement, Auntie.
626 00:25:44,410 00:25:47,945 ♪ We been getting all the money ♪ ♪ We been getting all the money ♪
627 00:25:47,980 00:25:50,614 ♪ All the money ♪ ♪ All the money ♪
628 00:25:51,617 00:25:52,516 Oh damn. Oh damn.
629 00:25:53,519 00:25:56,420 - Aw damn, our super weed is gone. - Aw damn, our super weed is gone.
630 00:25:58,124 00:26:01,458 They got the bible too, cuz. They got the bible too, cuz.
631 00:26:01,494 00:26:06,931 - Damn. - Damn.
632 00:26:06,966 00:26:08,666 ere's our ****? ere's our ****?
633 00:26:08,701 00:26:09,800 - Boy you better slow down, - Boy you better slow down,
634 00:26:09,835 00:26:10,968 run up on my side house like that. run up on my side house like that.
635 00:26:11,003 00:26:11,936 You wanna come around the front, You wanna come around the front,
636 00:26:11,971 00:26:13,170 you wanna address me properly. you wanna address me properly.
637 00:26:13,205 00:26:14,838 Come up talking their broken knees, Come up talking their broken knees,
638 00:26:14,874 00:26:16,006 act like they having a Cracker Jack or something. act like they having a Cracker Jack or something.
639 00:26:16,042 00:26:18,075 - Did you see somebody go in my house? - Did you see somebody go in my house?
640 00:26:18,110 00:26:19,176 - Did I see somebody what? - Did I see somebody what?
641 00:26:19,211 00:26:20,811 Do I look like the house watcher, Do I look like the house watcher,
642 00:26:20,846 00:26:24,081 or Big Bang the watchdog? (imitates dog barking) or Big Bang the watchdog? (imitates dog barking)
643 00:26:24,116 00:26:25,182 No, I watch no goddamn house. No, I watch no goddamn house.
644 00:26:25,217 00:26:26,917 I've just been sitting with Co-Sign I've just been sitting with Co-Sign
645 00:26:26,953 00:26:29,253 and these beautiful ladies, and this dude I don't know, and these beautiful ladies, and this dude I don't know,
646 00:26:29,288 00:26:32,189 looking at that cloud up there shaped like the booty. looking at that cloud up there shaped like the booty.
647 00:26:32,224 00:26:33,691 It's amazing. It's amazing.
648 00:26:33,726 00:26:35,092 - Ain't nobody worry about that, man. - Ain't nobody worry about that, man.
649 00:26:35,127 00:26:37,261 Somebody went in my house and stole our whole stash. Somebody went in my house and stole our whole stash.
650 00:26:37,296 00:26:39,163 - See, that's what happens. - See, that's what happens.
651 00:26:39,198 00:26:40,831 Look at you, just decide you wanna Look at you, just decide you wanna
652 00:26:40,866 00:26:42,866 sell weed and start selling weed. sell weed and start selling weed.
653 00:26:42,902 00:26:44,802 Can't just do that, you can't just sit down Can't just do that, you can't just sit down
654 00:26:44,837 00:26:47,304 at the dinner table and start eating without praying, boy. at the dinner table and start eating without praying, boy.
655 00:26:47,340 00:26:49,540 You probably got ghetto taxed. You probably got ghetto taxed.
656 00:26:49,575 00:26:51,875 Probably, that ghetto tax real. Probably, that ghetto tax real.
657 00:26:51,911 00:26:53,110 - You took it? - You took it?
658 00:26:53,145 00:26:54,812 - Did I say I knew anything about it? - Did I say I knew anything about it?
659 00:26:54,847 00:26:57,114 I'm just saying, maybe things like this wouldn't happen I'm just saying, maybe things like this wouldn't happen
660 00:26:57,149 00:26:59,783 if you showed Big Bang some respect. if you showed Big Bang some respect.
661 00:26:59,819 00:27:01,986 - Respect, respect, here you go talking about respect. - Respect, respect, here you go talking about respect.
662 00:27:02,021 00:27:03,120 - Yeah, like Aretha. - Bro, that's all you - Yeah, like Aretha. - Bro, that's all you
663 00:27:03,155 00:27:04,221 ever talk about. ever talk about.
664 00:27:04,256 00:27:05,723 Yo, we don't owe you nothing, bro, Yo, we don't owe you nothing, bro,
665 00:27:05,758 00:27:06,223 this man act like he invented selling weed. this man act like he invented selling weed.
666 00:27:06,258 00:27:07,858 - I'm telling you. - I'm telling you.
667 00:27:07,893 00:27:09,059 - Ain't nobody else invent selling weed but me. - Ain't nobody else invent selling weed but me.
668 00:27:09,095 00:27:12,029 I been trapping since before trapping was trapping, aight? I been trapping since before trapping was trapping, aight?
669 00:27:12,064 00:27:13,197 That's what I do. That's what I do.
670 00:27:13,232 00:27:14,999 You ever heard of Selma? You ever heard of Selma?
671 00:27:15,034 00:27:16,166 - Yeah, I heard of Selma. - Yeah, I heard of Selma.
672 00:27:16,202 00:27:17,334 - Yeah, that's why they call it Selma. - Yeah, that's why they call it Selma.
673 00:27:17,370 00:27:18,869 I used to sell my weed down there. I used to sell my weed down there.
674 00:27:18,904 00:27:20,170 (crowd laughing) (crowd laughing)
675 00:27:20,206 00:27:22,172 They was marching for that, They was marching for that,
676 00:27:22,208 00:27:23,874 and other things important in the black community, and other things important in the black community,
677 00:27:23,909 00:27:25,209 but we was part of it. but we was part of it.
678 00:27:25,244 00:27:27,177 - Yo man, we get it, you old as hell, bro, - Yo man, we get it, you old as hell, bro,
679 00:27:27,213 00:27:28,812 but where's our weed at? but where's our weed at?
680 00:27:28,848 00:27:31,882 - Who you calling old, you seen my outfit? - Who you calling old, you seen my outfit?
681 00:27:31,917 00:27:33,017 Boy, I'm fresher than zest. Boy, I'm fresher than zest.
682 00:27:33,052 00:27:35,319 Boy, I'm so fresh, people don't say, take a shower. Boy, I'm so fresh, people don't say, take a shower.
683 00:27:35,354 00:27:37,054 They say, take a Big Bang. They say, take a Big Bang.
684 00:27:37,089 00:27:38,355 Lemme tell you what y'all should do. Lemme tell you what y'all should do.
685 00:27:38,391 00:27:40,190 If I was y'all, which I never y'all, If I was y'all, which I never y'all,
686 00:27:40,226 00:27:41,358 'cause I don't wanna be standing there 'cause I don't wanna be standing there
687 00:27:41,394 00:27:43,027 looking up at Big Bang like, please, looking up at Big Bang like, please,
688 00:27:43,062 00:27:45,195 Big Bang, help us, who stole our weed? Big Bang, help us, who stole our weed?
689 00:27:45,231 00:27:48,232 If I was y'all, this is what I'd do. If I was y'all, this is what I'd do.
690 00:27:48,267 00:27:50,901 Search around, you're looking in the wrong place right here. Search around, you're looking in the wrong place right here.
691 00:27:50,936 00:27:52,903 Go down there, ask the Asian people down there. Go down there, ask the Asian people down there.
692 00:27:52,938 00:27:54,038 You ain't asked them? You ain't asked them?
693 00:27:54,073 00:27:55,239 The white people over there, The white people over there,
694 00:27:55,274 00:27:57,041 being got all their windows blacked out. being got all their windows blacked out.
695 00:27:57,076 00:27:58,142 - We didn't check the white people. - We didn't check the white people.
696 00:27:58,177 00:27:59,910 - You ain't even see, they go in and out the house. - You ain't even see, they go in and out the house.
697 00:27:59,945 00:28:01,211 They could be in there murdering people. They could be in there murdering people.
698 00:28:01,247 00:28:02,913 I'm not saying that they stole anything, I'm not saying that they stole anything,
699 00:28:02,948 00:28:04,381 'cause that would be racist. 'cause that would be racist.
700 00:28:04,417 00:28:06,350 I'm just saying, check the, I'm just saying, check the,
701 00:28:06,385 00:28:08,385 what you do is check the high school. what you do is check the high school.
702 00:28:08,421 00:28:11,255 Oh, them high boys down there, they got no respect. Oh, them high boys down there, they got no respect.
703 00:28:11,290 00:28:13,190 All they looking for is somebody to get. All they looking for is somebody to get.
704 00:28:13,225 00:28:14,291 They got the face all day. They got the face all day.
705 00:28:14,326 00:28:16,627 Maybe they got your ****. Maybe they got your ****.
706 00:28:16,662 00:28:17,928 - Is that a booty cloud? - Is that a booty cloud?
707 00:28:17,963 00:28:20,130 - No, look more to the left. - No, look more to the left.
708 00:28:20,166 00:28:22,900 - [Both] Damn, booty cloud. - [Both] Damn, booty cloud.
709 00:28:22,935 00:28:26,270 - [Big Bang] That's the booty cloud, woo! - [Big Bang] That's the booty cloud, woo!
710 00:28:26,305 00:28:29,339 (school bell rings) (school bell rings)
711 00:28:30,910 00:28:32,943 - Yo man, why you wearing that stupid-ass hat? - Yo man, why you wearing that stupid-ass hat?
712 00:28:32,978 00:28:34,278 - What's wrong with it? - What's wrong with it?
713 00:28:34,313 00:28:36,213 I used to wear it back in the day. I used to wear it back in the day.
714 00:28:36,248 00:28:39,116 You gotta understand, cuz, we gotta blend in. You gotta understand, cuz, we gotta blend in.
715 00:28:39,151 00:28:40,984 Come on now, gotta trust me. Come on now, gotta trust me.
716 00:28:41,020 00:28:42,086 - Come on, man. - Come on, man.
717 00:28:42,121 00:28:43,987 - Come on, twizzler head. - Come on, twizzler head.
718 00:28:44,023 00:28:45,089 - [Announcer] Students, please report - [Announcer] Students, please report
719 00:28:45,124 00:28:48,625 to the buses for the Verdant Biokinetic field trip. to the buses for the Verdant Biokinetic field trip.
720 00:28:48,661 00:28:49,960 - Aight, now check this out. - Aight, now check this out.
721 00:28:49,995 00:28:52,062 We looking for kids with clean kicks, We looking for kids with clean kicks,
722 00:28:52,098 00:28:53,964 'cause that mean they stole our stash. 'cause that mean they stole our stash.
723 00:28:53,999 00:28:55,999 - Bet you they did, I bet you they did. - Bet you they did, I bet you they did.
724 00:28:56,035 00:28:58,969 Oh snap, it's McMullen. - Yup, McMullen. Oh snap, it's McMullen. - Yup, McMullen.
725 00:28:59,004 00:29:01,905 - Oh, I did not know he was still the principal here. - Oh, I did not know he was still the principal here.
726 00:29:01,941 00:29:04,007 - He is. - He can't see me. - He is. - He can't see me.
727 00:29:04,043 00:29:05,109 Can't see me. Can't see me.
728 00:29:06,145 00:29:09,113 You know he's still mad at me. You know he's still mad at me.
729 00:29:09,148 00:29:10,848 - You know why. - You know why.
730 00:29:10,883 00:29:12,282 - Bro, it was a senior prank. - Bro, it was a senior prank.
731 00:29:12,318 00:29:14,985 - Man, you smashed his wife. - Man, you smashed his wife.
732 00:29:15,020 00:29:16,987 - On his desk. - On his desk.
733 00:29:17,022 00:29:18,922 - [Both] While the PA was on. - [Both] While the PA was on.
734 00:29:18,958 00:29:20,157 (moaning) (moaning)
735 00:29:20,192 00:29:23,293 - Oh, I'mma be on the honor roll now. - Oh, I'mma be on the honor roll now.
736 00:29:25,030 00:29:26,163 - What the! - What the!
737 00:29:28,968 00:29:30,434 - Can I get, a swirl. - Can I get, a swirl.
738 00:29:31,904 00:29:33,670 It's a souvenir. - I hate that hat. It's a souvenir. - I hate that hat.
739 00:29:33,706 00:29:37,007 - Listen, the kid has gotta wear pants, - Listen, the kid has gotta wear pants,
740 00:29:37,042 00:29:39,042 that's not up for debate. that's not up for debate.
741 00:29:39,078 00:29:41,979 (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
742 00:29:51,423 00:29:52,456 Coochie king. Coochie king.
743 00:29:55,528 00:29:56,660 Oh, it's on. Oh, it's on.
744 00:30:03,536 00:30:06,036 - Hey man, why is it so quiet? - Hey man, why is it so quiet?
745 00:30:06,071 00:30:09,740 - Like, don't nobody wanna skip class, man. - Like, don't nobody wanna skip class, man.
746 00:30:09,775 00:30:11,175 Yo, Wesley Snipes. Yo, Wesley Snipes.
747 00:30:14,413 00:30:16,180 - [Roger] Oh my god. - [Roger] Oh my god.
748 00:30:16,215 00:30:19,016 - Damn, what happened, skirt? - Poor kid. - Damn, what happened, skirt? - Poor kid.
749 00:30:19,051 00:30:20,984 Oh my god, what your face? Oh my god, what your face?
750 00:30:21,020 00:30:23,020 - Goddamn, these kids. - Goddamn, these kids.
751 00:30:23,055 00:30:24,188 Oh. Oh.
752 00:30:30,563 00:30:32,429 Come on, man, we're about to get robbed. Come on, man, we're about to get robbed.
753 00:30:32,464 00:30:35,365 You don't wanna rob us, we broke. You don't wanna rob us, we broke.
754 00:30:35,401 00:30:37,367 - Would you mind taking our picture, sir? - Would you mind taking our picture, sir?
755 00:30:37,403 00:30:38,335 - Huh? - We just got a A - Huh? - We just got a A
756 00:30:38,370 00:30:41,104 on a science project and we wanna text our mom. on a science project and we wanna text our mom.
757 00:30:41,140 00:30:42,339 - Take a picture? - Take a picture?
758 00:30:42,374 00:30:44,007 - [Roger] They kids, man. - [Roger] They kids, man.
759 00:30:44,043 00:30:45,075 - Don't you ever reach for your damn jacket like that, - Don't you ever reach for your damn jacket like that,
760 00:30:45,110 00:30:46,543 put your phone in your pocket. put your phone in your pocket.
761 00:30:46,579 00:30:49,746 I almost knocked y'all the **** out. I almost knocked y'all the **** out.
762 00:31:00,125 00:31:01,458 - Sir. - Yep. - Sir. - Yep.
763 00:31:01,493 00:31:03,026 - He called me sir. - He called me sir.
764 00:31:03,062 00:31:05,495 - It's the braids, I done told you. - It's the braids, I done told you.
765 00:31:06,398 00:31:07,531 You smell that? You smell that?
766 00:31:09,134 00:31:11,368 - Right here, right here. - Right here, right here.
767 00:31:11,403 00:31:13,103 Pot, we're going in that door Pot, we're going in that door
768 00:31:13,138 00:31:14,371 and we gonna get them punks, come on. and we gonna get them punks, come on.
769 00:31:24,583 00:31:26,216 - Yo, Mr. Crandall. - Yo, Mr. Crandall.
770 00:31:26,252 00:31:27,784 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, Jesus.
771 00:31:27,820 00:31:29,953 - Can we get high? - Can we get high?
772 00:31:29,989 00:31:31,121 - You guys scared the piss outta me. - You guys scared the piss outta me.
773 00:31:31,156 00:31:32,789 Why are you not on the field trip? Why are you not on the field trip?
774 00:31:32,825 00:31:33,957 - Boy, that boy high as hell. - Boy, that boy high as hell.
775 00:31:33,993 00:31:34,992 You don't remember me? You don't remember me?
776 00:31:35,027 00:31:37,227 It's Calvin. - Roger. It's Calvin. - Roger.
777 00:31:37,263 00:31:39,863 - Hold up, lemme do my move. - Hold up, lemme do my move.
778 00:31:41,133 00:31:42,799 - Calvin, yes I remember you. - Calvin, yes I remember you.
779 00:31:42,835 00:31:45,102 - What's up! - You graduated? - What's up! - You graduated?
780 00:31:45,137 00:31:46,503 - I mean, you know, I walked across the stage. - I mean, you know, I walked across the stage.
781 00:31:46,538 00:31:48,238 - You walked, yeah for sure. - I was there, you know. - You walked, yeah for sure. - I was there, you know.
782 00:31:48,274 00:31:49,940 - So what's up? - So what's up?
783 00:31:49,975 00:31:54,177 - We got a little neighborhood business that, you know, - We got a little neighborhood business that, you know,
784 00:31:54,213 00:31:56,580 me and my cousin have started up, right, you know, me and my cousin have started up, right, you know,
785 00:31:56,615 00:31:58,181 'cause we trying to change our life around, 'cause we trying to change our life around,
786 00:31:58,217 00:32:00,317 'cause I graduated, right? 'cause I graduated, right?
787 00:32:00,352 00:32:04,087 Some of our business supplies have been misplaced Some of our business supplies have been misplaced
788 00:32:04,123 00:32:07,124 and it was brought to our attention and it was brought to our attention
789 00:32:07,159 00:32:10,160 that some of the people who might have misplaced them, that some of the people who might have misplaced them,
790 00:32:10,195 00:32:11,828 they probably go to this school, they probably go to this school,
791 00:32:11,864 00:32:14,264 so we just wanted to say hey, you know, speak to 'em. so we just wanted to say hey, you know, speak to 'em.
792 00:32:14,300 00:32:15,832 - So you guys are dealers? - So you guys are dealers?
793 00:32:15,868 00:32:16,934 Somebody copped your product. Somebody copped your product.
794 00:32:16,969 00:32:20,037 - The whole stash, man, they took the whole thing. - The whole stash, man, they took the whole thing.
795 00:32:20,072 00:32:21,838 And this smells rather familiar. And this smells rather familiar.
796 00:32:21,874 00:32:23,874 We was wondering if you could help us We was wondering if you could help us
797 00:32:23,909 00:32:25,375 find out where you got it, 'cause you know, find out where you got it, 'cause you know,
798 00:32:25,411 00:32:27,844 it's kinda hard to come by now, you know? it's kinda hard to come by now, you know?
799 00:32:27,880 00:32:28,812 - You're telling me. - You're telling me.
800 00:32:28,847 00:32:31,381 Dealers all over town are completely sold out. Dealers all over town are completely sold out.
801 00:32:31,417 00:32:33,116 It's like somebody's buying in bulk. It's like somebody's buying in bulk.
802 00:32:33,152 00:32:35,986 Open a friggin' chronic Costco. Open a friggin' chronic Costco.
803 00:32:36,021 00:32:39,823 Found this canister earlier in the cafeteria. Found this canister earlier in the cafeteria.
804 00:32:41,193 00:32:42,092 I haven't seen it before, I haven't seen it before,
805 00:32:42,127 00:32:45,062 but let me tell you, it is dank as fudge. but let me tell you, it is dank as fudge.
806 00:32:45,097 00:32:46,196 - I smelled it. - I smelled it.
807 00:32:46,231 00:32:47,130 - What he say? - What he say?
808 00:32:47,166 00:32:48,565 - I don't know. - I don't know.
809 00:32:48,600 00:32:51,168 - This smell like angel farts, this is our stuff. - This smell like angel farts, this is our stuff.
810 00:32:51,203 00:32:54,304 - Looks like Russians, talk to Ivanov. - Looks like Russians, talk to Ivanov.
811 00:32:54,340 00:32:57,908 They're in the Magic Kitty, strip club downtown. They're in the Magic Kitty, strip club downtown.
812 00:32:57,943 00:32:59,042 - Russians steal everything. - Russians steal everything.
813 00:32:59,078 00:33:02,379 They done stole our election and done stolen our weed. They done stole our election and done stolen our weed.
814 00:33:02,414 00:33:06,016 - [McMullen] Calvin, I know you're in the building. - [McMullen] Calvin, I know you're in the building.
815 00:33:06,051 00:33:07,317 I found your hat. I found your hat.
816 00:33:08,921 00:33:12,656 If I find you, my friend, you're going down hard. If I find you, my friend, you're going down hard.
817 00:33:14,093 00:33:16,093 - Told you not to wear that stupid hat, man. - Told you not to wear that stupid hat, man.
818 00:33:16,128 00:33:18,695 - It's my favorite hat, cuz. - It's my favorite hat, cuz.
819 00:33:18,731 00:33:21,231 - Sounds like you guys need this more than I do. - Sounds like you guys need this more than I do.
820 00:33:21,266 00:33:24,201 - I do, 'cause I'm going down. (knocking) - I do, 'cause I'm going down. (knocking)
821 00:33:24,236 00:33:25,902 - You homewrecker! - You homewrecker!
822 00:33:27,639 00:33:28,905 - Here you go. - Here you go.
823 00:33:28,941 00:33:31,641 (energetic music) (energetic music)
824 00:33:34,947 00:33:37,914 - Come on, man, grab me some. - Come on, man, grab me some.
825 00:33:37,950 00:33:40,717 (Calvin and Roger muttering) (Calvin and Roger muttering)
826 00:33:40,753 00:33:41,985 The gym, gym. The gym, gym.
827 00:33:51,463 00:33:52,362 - Dang. - Dang.
828 00:33:55,467 00:33:59,436 - I told you if you ever - I told you if you ever
829 00:33:59,471 00:34:02,272 stepped foot in this school again stepped foot in this school again
830 00:34:05,477 00:34:07,411 I'd beat you senseless. I'd beat you senseless.
831 00:34:11,283 00:34:12,716 - How's our wife? - How's our wife?
832 00:34:22,294 00:34:27,264 - That super weed made you fly, cuz. (laughs) - That super weed made you fly, cuz. (laughs)
833 00:34:30,002 00:34:32,436 Dunked on your ass. (laughs) Dunked on your ass. (laughs)
834 00:34:32,471 00:34:37,274 Uh-oh, what's going on? (yells) Uh-oh, what's going on? (yells)
835 00:34:37,309 00:34:39,142 - Come on, man. - What happened? - Come on, man. - What happened?
836 00:34:39,178 00:34:41,278 What happened to my power? What happened to my power?
837 00:34:50,322 00:34:52,322 - [McMullen] Out of the way, move, move, move. - [McMullen] Out of the way, move, move, move.
838 00:34:52,357 00:34:53,256 Calvin! Calvin!
839 00:34:54,159 00:34:55,058 Damn it. Damn it.
840 00:34:57,563 00:34:59,162 - [Roger] That was crazy. - [Roger] That was crazy.
841 00:34:59,198 00:35:01,731 That weed got us high for real. That weed got us high for real.
842 00:35:05,237 00:35:08,972 You always got me doing You always got me doing
843 00:35:09,007 00:35:10,006 - Can't believe we alive, cuz. - Can't believe we alive, cuz.
844 00:35:10,042 00:35:11,374 - Man, get your ass up, man. - Man, get your ass up, man.
845 00:35:11,410 00:35:14,344 - Time to go to the strip club. - Time to go to the strip club.
846 00:35:14,379 00:35:17,881 Man, can't believe I lost my hat again. Man, can't believe I lost my hat again.
847 00:35:18,951 00:35:19,850 - Perfect. - Perfect.
848 00:35:21,186 00:35:22,853 - Alicia? - Alicia?
849 00:35:22,888 00:35:24,087 Yo. Yo.
850 00:35:24,123 00:35:25,388 - Roger? - Roger?
851 00:35:25,424 00:35:27,090 - What's up? - What's up?
852 00:35:27,126 00:35:28,158 - Hey. - Hey.
853 00:35:28,193 00:35:29,059 - Ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
854 00:35:31,396 00:35:32,329 - This is my-- - This is my--
855 00:35:32,364 00:35:33,497 - Sorry, I got bugs in my mouth. - Sorry, I got bugs in my mouth.
856 00:35:33,532 00:35:37,033 My name's Calvin. - Cousin Calvin. My name's Calvin. - Cousin Calvin.
857 00:35:37,069 00:35:39,369 Anyways, this is where you work? Anyways, this is where you work?
858 00:35:39,404 00:35:40,370 - Yeah. - Yeah.
859 00:35:40,405 00:35:41,371 - It's dope. - It's dope.
860 00:35:42,407 00:35:45,242 - So are you guys with the kids? - So are you guys with the kids?
861 00:35:45,277 00:35:50,881 - We um, volunteer chaperone at the school sometimes. - We um, volunteer chaperone at the school sometimes.
862 00:35:53,552 00:35:56,186 - Uh, people left their kids with you guys? - Uh, people left their kids with you guys?
863 00:35:56,221 00:35:57,087 - Yeah. - Yeah.
864 00:35:58,123 00:35:59,256 - What about that? - What about that?
865 00:35:59,291 00:36:00,257 - I'm just playing. - I'm just playing.
866 00:36:00,292 00:36:02,092 All right, you guys are gonna get the full tour, All right, you guys are gonna get the full tour,
867 00:36:02,127 00:36:05,428 and don't fall asleep like you used to in class. and don't fall asleep like you used to in class.
868 00:36:05,464 00:36:07,430 All right guys, my name's Alicia Harmon All right guys, my name's Alicia Harmon
869 00:36:07,466 00:36:09,432 and this is Verdant Biokinetics, and this is Verdant Biokinetics,
870 00:36:09,468 00:36:12,102 so let's start with my favorite part of the tour, so let's start with my favorite part of the tour,
871 00:36:12,137 00:36:17,107 employee lounge where there's free soda and snacks, come on. employee lounge where there's free soda and snacks, come on.
872 00:36:17,943 00:36:19,075 - What is you doing? - What is you doing?
873 00:36:19,111 00:36:20,944 We ain't got no time for no full tour. We ain't got no time for no full tour.
874 00:36:20,979 00:36:22,546 We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger. We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger.
875 00:36:22,581 00:36:25,315 You forgot, we go to strip club, the Russian? You forgot, we go to strip club, the Russian?
876 00:36:25,350 00:36:27,250 - Yo, the booty club gonna be there. - Yo, the booty club gonna be there.
877 00:36:27,286 00:36:28,418 You see that lady up there? You see that lady up there?
878 00:36:28,453 00:36:30,287 Yo, just let me finesse this real quick Yo, just let me finesse this real quick
879 00:36:30,322 00:36:31,488 and it's gonna be all good. and it's gonna be all good.
880 00:36:31,523 00:36:34,991 Plus, she said there's free soda, so we all Gucci be good. Plus, she said there's free soda, so we all Gucci be good.
881 00:36:35,027 00:36:37,327 - Don't nobody give a damn about no drinks, Roger. - Don't nobody give a damn about no drinks, Roger.
882 00:36:37,362 00:36:38,995 You know what, they better have liters in there You know what, they better have liters in there
883 00:36:39,031 00:36:40,263 'cause you sound thirsty as hell. 'cause you sound thirsty as hell.
884 00:36:40,299 00:36:42,232 - [Roger] Man, shut up. - [Roger] Man, shut up.
885 00:36:43,335 00:36:46,002 - Founded in 2013, Verdant Biokinetics - Founded in 2013, Verdant Biokinetics
886 00:36:46,038 00:36:48,438 makes everything from rocket biofuel makes everything from rocket biofuel
887 00:36:48,473 00:36:50,440 to nutrient-dense baby formula. to nutrient-dense baby formula.
888 00:36:50,475 00:36:51,942 - Well, I hope they don't mix up - Well, I hope they don't mix up
889 00:36:51,977 00:36:53,510 the baby formula and the rocket fuel. the baby formula and the rocket fuel.
890 00:36:53,545 00:36:55,345 Babies gonna be blowing up all over town. Babies gonna be blowing up all over town.
891 00:36:55,380 00:36:58,014 (Calvin imitates explosion) (Calvin imitates baby crying) (Calvin imitates explosion) (Calvin imitates baby crying)
892 00:36:58,050 00:36:59,950 - We're working to improve the mind, - We're working to improve the mind,
893 00:36:59,985 00:37:01,318 the body, and the world. the body, and the world.
894 00:37:01,353 00:37:02,986 - [Ana] Hello. - [Ana] Hello.
895 00:37:03,021 00:37:05,956 - Oh, and look, there's our CEO, Miss Ana Cheever. - Oh, and look, there's our CEO, Miss Ana Cheever.
896 00:37:05,991 00:37:07,958 - Hey, everyone, sorry to interrupt. - Hey, everyone, sorry to interrupt.
897 00:37:07,993 00:37:09,492 I just want to say how happy I am I just want to say how happy I am
898 00:37:09,528 00:37:11,461 that you're all here today to be part that you're all here today to be part
899 00:37:11,496 00:37:14,464 of our inner city youth outreach program. of our inner city youth outreach program.
900 00:37:14,499 00:37:19,102 Alicia is helping us to be a fully woke corporation. Alicia is helping us to be a fully woke corporation.
901 00:37:20,072 00:37:21,972 - [Both] Woke? - [Both] Woke?
902 00:37:22,007 00:37:25,175 - You're all so brave and so beautiful. - You're all so brave and so beautiful.
903 00:37:26,011 00:37:29,512 You have such bright, bright futures ahead of you. You have such bright, bright futures ahead of you.
904 00:37:29,548 00:37:33,049 And just remember, don't do drugs. And just remember, don't do drugs.
905 00:37:33,085 00:37:36,152 Unless, of course, they're one of ours. (giggles) Unless, of course, they're one of ours. (giggles)
906 00:37:36,188 00:37:38,188 I'm kidding, I am kidding. I'm kidding, I am kidding.
907 00:37:38,223 00:37:40,390 - Thank you for that, Miss Cheever. - Thank you for that, Miss Cheever.
908 00:37:40,425 00:37:41,491 Let's give it up for her. Let's give it up for her.
909 00:37:41,526 00:37:43,193 - This lady is wack. - This lady is wack.
910 00:37:43,228 00:37:45,195 I'm finna go find me a place to smoke, I'm out. I'm finna go find me a place to smoke, I'm out.
911 00:37:45,230 00:37:47,030 - Why don't we head into our VR room, - Why don't we head into our VR room,
912 00:37:47,065 00:37:48,164 where you guys can fly with bees where you guys can fly with bees
913 00:37:48,200 00:37:50,500 through real honeycombs, yeah? through real honeycombs, yeah?
914 00:37:53,405 00:37:55,505 - [System] Access granted. - [System] Access granted.
915 00:38:10,422 00:38:12,188 - You figure it out? - You figure it out?
916 00:38:12,224 00:38:15,225 - Oh yeah, you know, I'm math as hell. - Oh yeah, you know, I'm math as hell.
917 00:38:15,260 00:38:18,028 (Alicia laughs) (Alicia laughs)
918 00:38:19,131 00:38:21,231 Yo, so, what happened to the tour? Yo, so, what happened to the tour?
919 00:38:21,266 00:38:23,400 - I left them in the auditorium with a science movie, - I left them in the auditorium with a science movie,
920 00:38:23,435 00:38:24,601 so you know, they're probably so you know, they're probably
921 00:38:24,636 00:38:27,337 all diddling each other by now. all diddling each other by now.
922 00:38:27,372 00:38:29,039 - I like science movies. - I like science movies.
923 00:38:29,074 00:38:31,074 - I bet you do. - I bet you do.
924 00:38:31,109 00:38:32,275 - What's up with your boss like, - What's up with your boss like,
925 00:38:32,311 00:38:36,079 crying about the inner city kids, dressing like Erykah Badu. crying about the inner city kids, dressing like Erykah Badu.
926 00:38:36,114 00:38:37,547 Is she like, serious? Is she like, serious?
927 00:38:37,582 00:38:39,416 - Yeah, she means well, - Yeah, she means well,
928 00:38:39,451 00:38:42,052 but she can just be a real line-crosser. but she can just be a real line-crosser.
929 00:38:42,087 00:38:45,055 That woman stresses me out. That woman stresses me out.
930 00:38:45,090 00:38:49,192 - Word, yo, when I get like that, yo, I get high. - Word, yo, when I get like that, yo, I get high.
931 00:38:50,395 00:38:53,396 Yo, I actually got some, if you wanna smoke? Yo, I actually got some, if you wanna smoke?
932 00:38:53,432 00:38:55,398 - I stopped smoking in college. - I stopped smoking in college.
933 00:38:55,434 00:38:56,366 - For real? - For real?
934 00:38:56,401 00:38:58,268 Like, you never smoke? Like, you never smoke?
935 00:38:59,171 00:39:00,370 - I guess, I don't know, - I guess, I don't know,
936 00:39:00,405 00:39:02,572 I just started focusing on my career. I just started focusing on my career.
937 00:39:02,607 00:39:04,140 - I feel that, I'm all about my paper too, - I feel that, I'm all about my paper too,
938 00:39:04,176 00:39:07,544 but yo, I gotta smoke, like I gotsta stay high. but yo, I gotta smoke, like I gotsta stay high.
939 00:39:07,579 00:39:11,114 - Well, you're cute, so you can do that. - Well, you're cute, so you can do that.
940 00:39:13,452 00:39:14,551 (phone vibrates) (phone vibrates)
941 00:39:14,586 00:39:17,587 See, this is what I'm talking about, the CEO needs me. See, this is what I'm talking about, the CEO needs me.
942 00:39:17,622 00:39:20,557 - I'll be here if you change your mind. - I'll be here if you change your mind.
943 00:39:20,592 00:39:22,459 - Shouldn't you be with the kids? - Shouldn't you be with the kids?
944 00:39:22,494 00:39:23,593 - Kids, kids. - Kids, kids.
945 00:39:25,297 00:39:27,230 - Roger, it's this way. - Roger, it's this way.
946 00:39:29,334 00:39:31,267 - I knew that. - Uh-huh. - I knew that. - Uh-huh.
947 00:39:32,204 00:39:33,636 - Nobody in here. - Nobody in here.
948 00:39:33,672 00:39:36,272 Time to smoke my blunt. Time to smoke my blunt.
949 00:39:36,308 00:39:38,274 Ooh, that too hard. Ooh, that too hard.
950 00:39:39,544 00:39:40,477 Nobody. Nobody.
951 00:39:41,713 00:39:43,680 (woman screaming) (woman screaming)
952 00:39:43,715 00:39:47,417 - Help me, help me. - Want me to help you? - Help me, help me. - Want me to help you?
953 00:39:47,452 00:39:49,552 Let me take your picture. Let me take your picture.
954 00:39:57,696 00:39:59,763 - Now, come on here. - Why you so strong? - Now, come on here. - Why you so strong?
955 00:39:59,798 00:40:01,564 Get off, I can walk. Get off, I can walk.
956 00:40:03,402 00:40:05,168 - [Roger] Yo, what's going on? - [Roger] Yo, what's going on?
957 00:40:05,203 00:40:06,336 - Ain't none of your business, sir. - Ain't none of your business, sir.
958 00:40:06,371 00:40:07,771 - It is my business, he's with me. - It is my business, he's with me.
959 00:40:07,806 00:40:09,773 - Well then you need to come with me, too. - Well then you need to come with me, too.
960 00:40:09,808 00:40:11,174 Come on, now. - You snitch. Come on, now. - You snitch.
961 00:40:11,209 00:40:13,276 You're stupid. - Come on, man, damn. You're stupid. - Come on, man, damn.
962 00:40:13,311 00:40:15,211 - Fye is causing some side effects. - Fye is causing some side effects.
963 00:40:15,247 00:40:16,646 - This is very, very bad. - This is very, very bad.
964 00:40:16,681 00:40:19,215 These results are horrendous. These results are horrendous.
965 00:40:19,251 00:40:21,718 - Well, should we delay the launch? - Well, should we delay the launch?
966 00:40:21,753 00:40:24,687 - No, absolutely not, our stock price would plummet. - No, absolutely not, our stock price would plummet.
967 00:40:24,723 00:40:25,822 - Ow. - Try it, man. - Ow. - Try it, man.
968 00:40:25,857 00:40:27,624 - [Guard] Sorry to interrupt. - [Guard] Sorry to interrupt.
969 00:40:27,659 00:40:29,225 - What is it? - What is it?
970 00:40:29,261 00:40:30,460 - I found these two wandering around the halls - I found these two wandering around the halls
971 00:40:30,495 00:40:33,229 and this gentleman was in a restricted area. and this gentleman was in a restricted area.
972 00:40:33,265 00:40:34,130 - Who you calling a gentleman? - Who you calling a gentleman?
973 00:40:34,166 00:40:38,368 I am not not gentleman, I am a grown man. I am not not gentleman, I am a grown man.
974 00:40:38,403 00:40:39,836 - What's going on? - What's going on?
975 00:40:39,871 00:40:42,305 - These two claim to be with the high school - These two claim to be with the high school
976 00:40:42,340 00:40:45,542 but none of the other chaperones has ever heard of 'em. but none of the other chaperones has ever heard of 'em.
977 00:40:45,577 00:40:47,710 They say they're with you? They say they're with you?
978 00:40:47,746 00:40:49,312 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Mm-hmm, yeah.
979 00:40:50,515 00:40:52,715 Yep, I'm taking them to lunch today. Yep, I'm taking them to lunch today.
980 00:40:52,751 00:40:54,484 They're actually community leaders. They're actually community leaders.
981 00:40:54,519 00:40:57,854 - Oh, community leaders, wonderful. - Oh, community leaders, wonderful.
982 00:40:57,889 00:40:59,489 - Calvin, Roger. - Calvin, Roger.
983 00:40:59,524 00:41:03,326 - Yeah, it's Officer Community Leader Calvin at that. - Yeah, it's Officer Community Leader Calvin at that.
984 00:41:03,361 00:41:04,727 And Obama was a community leader. And Obama was a community leader.
985 00:41:04,763 00:41:05,728 - I miss Obama. - I miss Obama.
986 00:41:05,764 00:41:07,363 - He was a deacon at his church. - He was a deacon at his church.
987 00:41:07,399 00:41:08,331 - We're gonna go. - We're gonna go.
988 00:41:08,366 00:41:09,499 - Take them to Chez Jane, - Take them to Chez Jane,
989 00:41:09,534 00:41:10,600 it's the best soul food in Atlanta. it's the best soul food in Atlanta.
990 00:41:10,635 00:41:11,768 It's on us. It's on us.
991 00:41:11,803 00:41:13,703 - He only liked brown M&M's, did you know. - He only liked brown M&M's, did you know.
992 00:41:13,738 00:41:16,239 - Thank you so much, love you brothers. - Thank you so much, love you brothers.
993 00:41:18,043 00:41:19,209 know what I'm saying, giving us a ride know what I'm saying, giving us a ride
994 00:41:19,244 00:41:21,044 back to the whip and all that. back to the whip and all that.
995 00:41:21,079 00:41:22,412 - Are you kidding me, you just gave me - Are you kidding me, you just gave me
996 00:41:22,447 00:41:24,881 an excuse to get out of the office. an excuse to get out of the office.
997 00:41:24,916 00:41:26,049 Let's go get that lunch I just lied about. Let's go get that lunch I just lied about.
998 00:41:26,084 00:41:28,985 - Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am. - Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am.
999 00:41:29,020 00:41:30,854 We're kinda in a rush. We're kinda in a rush.
1000 00:41:30,889 00:41:34,090 Have you ever eaten at Magic Kitty? Have you ever eaten at Magic Kitty?
1001 00:41:34,125 00:41:35,225 - Yo, he's kidding. - Yo, he's kidding.
1002 00:41:35,260 00:41:37,827 We should go to Zaxby's or something. We should go to Zaxby's or something.
1003 00:41:37,863 00:41:40,730 - Well if you want the best wings, you go to Magic Kitty. - Well if you want the best wings, you go to Magic Kitty.
1004 00:41:40,765 00:41:42,398 Let's go see some booty. Let's go see some booty.
1005 00:41:42,434 00:41:44,234 - Okay but look, there's a reason we gotta go, okay? - Okay but look, there's a reason we gotta go, okay?
1006 00:41:44,269 00:41:46,769 - We gotta go see some Russian gangsters, okay? - We gotta go see some Russian gangsters, okay?
1007 00:41:46,805 00:41:49,873 They stole our weed and we ain't really got a plan. They stole our weed and we ain't really got a plan.
1008 00:41:49,908 00:41:51,774 And you can die. And you can die.
1009 00:41:51,810 00:41:53,076 - Okay, well as long as I'm not eating - Okay, well as long as I'm not eating
1010 00:41:53,111 00:41:54,544 a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall, a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall,
1011 00:41:54,579 00:41:57,981 I'm down for whatever, Calvin, let's go. I'm down for whatever, Calvin, let's go.
1012 00:41:59,484 00:42:03,419 - You said you want a ride or die. - You said you want a ride or die.
1013 00:42:03,455 00:42:06,923 So that's what we're into, people that just wanna die? So that's what we're into, people that just wanna die?
1014 00:42:06,958 00:42:09,092 ♪ If you a bad chick, let me hear you say, yeah ♪ ♪ If you a bad chick, let me hear you say, yeah ♪
1015 00:42:09,127 00:42:11,094 ♪ Little booty, big booty don't care ♪ ♪ Little booty, big booty don't care ♪
1016 00:42:11,129 00:42:13,263 ♪ You got your own car or your own crib ♪ ♪ You got your own car or your own crib ♪
1017 00:42:13,298 00:42:15,431 ♪ You said he calling but you leave him on read ♪ ♪ You said he calling but you leave him on read ♪
1018 00:42:15,467 00:42:17,967 ♪ Just sway wit it, sway wit it ♪ ♪ Just sway wit it, sway wit it ♪
1019 00:42:18,003 00:42:20,136 ♪ Kinda geeked up, sway wit it ♪ ♪ Kinda geeked up, sway wit it ♪
1020 00:42:20,171 00:42:22,438 ♪ You see him looking, sway wit it ♪ ♪ You see him looking, sway wit it ♪
1021 00:42:22,474 00:42:24,240 ♪ Sway wit it, sway wit it ♪ ♪ Sway wit it, sway wit it ♪
1022 00:42:24,276 00:42:27,277 ♪ Met a dude named Wes, said he checking for the best ♪ ♪ Met a dude named Wes, said he checking for the best ♪
1023 00:42:27,312 00:42:29,479 - Sup baby, you wanna dance? - Sup baby, you wanna dance?
1024 00:42:29,514 00:42:33,550 - No, I don't really want no dance right now, maybe later. - No, I don't really want no dance right now, maybe later.
1025 00:42:33,585 00:42:35,818 But I know what you can help me with, though. But I know what you can help me with, though.
1026 00:42:35,854 00:42:38,288 You know where I can find Ivanov? You know where I can find Ivanov?
1027 00:42:38,323 00:42:40,056 - Sorry, I'm working. - Sorry, I'm working.
1028 00:42:40,091 00:42:43,259 - You working, oh but you can't find Ivanov? - You working, oh but you can't find Ivanov?
1029 00:42:43,295 00:42:44,961 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
1030 00:42:44,996 00:42:48,498 - I know what you're looking for. - I know what you're looking for.
1031 00:42:48,533 00:42:50,500 - Where the hell my weed at? - Where the hell my weed at?
1032 00:42:50,535 00:42:52,268 - I got no need for your weed, - I got no need for your weed,
1033 00:42:52,304 00:42:54,170 'cause I got so much money it's funny. 'cause I got so much money it's funny.
1034 00:42:54,205 00:42:55,238 I got money. I got money.
1035 00:42:58,009 00:43:01,578 (mumbles) Popcorn playa. (mumbles) Popcorn playa.
1036 00:43:01,613 00:43:03,146 - Nigga just made it rain on me. - Nigga just made it rain on me.
1037 00:43:03,181 00:43:04,314 - These wings are so good. - These wings are so good.
1038 00:43:04,349 00:43:08,618 - These breasts and thighs are good, too. - These breasts and thighs are good, too.
1039 00:43:08,653 00:43:09,953 - Woo, go girl. - Woo, go girl.
1040 00:43:15,360 00:43:18,828 - Now that ain't courtship right there. - Now that ain't courtship right there.
1041 00:43:18,863 00:43:19,996 I hit the hundreds, cuz. I hit the hundreds, cuz.
1042 00:43:20,031 00:43:21,197 - Hey, buddy. - Uh-uh, I told you - Hey, buddy. - Uh-uh, I told you
1043 00:43:21,232 00:43:22,999 I ain't want no dance. I ain't want no dance.
1044 00:43:23,034 00:43:25,001 - I heard you're looking for Ivanov. - I heard you're looking for Ivanov.
1045 00:43:25,036 00:43:27,637 - Yes, and tell him when you see him - Yes, and tell him when you see him
1046 00:43:27,672 00:43:31,107 I need to talk to him, the boss is here. (barks) I need to talk to him, the boss is here. (barks)
1047 00:43:31,142 00:43:33,176 - He is not a he. - He is not a he.
1048 00:43:33,211 00:43:36,045 - [Calvin] What you talkin' 'bout, blondie? - [Calvin] What you talkin' 'bout, blondie?
1049 00:43:36,081 00:43:38,314 - I am Ivanov, Irena Ivanov. - I am Ivanov, Irena Ivanov.
1050 00:43:39,551 00:43:40,316 Let's go. Let's go.
1051 00:43:43,054 00:43:44,187 - Y'all heard the Terminator, - Y'all heard the Terminator,
1052 00:43:44,222 00:43:45,855 we gotta get the hell up outta here. we gotta get the hell up outta here.
1053 00:43:45,890 00:43:48,992 Let's go see what she's talking about. Let's go see what she's talking about.
1054 00:43:50,562 00:43:52,328 - Okay, let's hear it. - Okay, let's hear it.
1055 00:43:52,364 00:43:55,565 Why are you coming in here and disrespecting my business? Why are you coming in here and disrespecting my business?
1056 00:43:55,600 00:43:58,001 - No, what's disrespectful is you're stealing our weed - No, what's disrespectful is you're stealing our weed
1057 00:43:58,036 00:43:59,569 and passing it off like it's your own. and passing it off like it's your own.
1058 00:43:59,604 00:44:02,238 - Calm down, Calvin. - No, ain't no calm down, cuz. - Calm down, Calvin. - No, ain't no calm down, cuz.
1059 00:44:02,273 00:44:04,540 I'mma calm down when y'all give us our weed back. I'mma calm down when y'all give us our weed back.
1060 00:44:04,576 00:44:06,142 - We don't steal weed. - We don't steal weed.
1061 00:44:06,177 00:44:08,011 You are wasting my time. You are wasting my time.
1062 00:44:08,046 00:44:09,178 Bogdan, get rid of them. Bogdan, get rid of them.
1063 00:44:09,214 00:44:11,214 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not here to cause any trouble. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not here to cause any trouble.
1064 00:44:11,249 00:44:14,183 - No, Alicia, ain't nobody scared of Thievin' Seagal. - No, Alicia, ain't nobody scared of Thievin' Seagal.
1065 00:44:14,219 00:44:16,219 You hear me, I'm about to go left and right like a-- You hear me, I'm about to go left and right like a--
1066 00:44:16,254 00:44:19,222 (Calvin sputters) (Calvin sputters)
1067 00:44:19,257 00:44:20,890 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1068 00:44:20,925 00:44:22,992 What if I offered you guys a truce? What if I offered you guys a truce?
1069 00:44:23,028 00:44:25,361 Y'all like smoking weed, right? Y'all like smoking weed, right?
1070 00:44:28,633 00:44:31,367 (choir vocalizes) (choir vocalizes)
1071 00:44:38,376 00:44:41,044 (all laughing) (all laughing)
1072 00:44:44,416 00:44:45,882 - Okay. - Okay.
1073 00:44:46,985 00:44:48,384 - Okay, okay. - Okay, okay.
1074 00:44:48,420 00:44:50,153 Now we do business. Now we do business.
1075 00:45:09,340 00:45:11,307 Hey, this is my design. Hey, this is my design.
1076 00:45:11,342 00:45:13,209 - Your design? - Your design?
1077 00:45:13,244 00:45:16,079 - This college kid, he come into my tattoo shop. - This college kid, he come into my tattoo shop.
1078 00:45:16,114 00:45:18,047 He say, "I want cool Russian tattoo." He say, "I want cool Russian tattoo."
1079 00:45:18,083 00:45:21,284 But **** this guy, so I designed weak dick. But **** this guy, so I designed weak dick.
1080 00:45:21,319 00:45:24,220 He must like, he put on weed jar. He must like, he put on weed jar.
1081 00:45:24,255 00:45:26,222 - And what's the name of this kid? - And what's the name of this kid?
1082 00:45:26,257 00:45:28,291 - I don't know, but he have - I don't know, but he have
1083 00:45:28,326 00:45:31,427 red-black sweatshirt with pussy on it. red-black sweatshirt with pussy on it.
1084 00:45:31,463 00:45:32,662 Pussy cat. Pussy cat.
1085 00:45:32,697 00:45:35,665 - South Atlanta College, right, yeah. - South Atlanta College, right, yeah.
1086 00:45:35,700 00:45:37,433 - I think we're going to school after all. - I think we're going to school after all.
1087 00:45:37,469 00:45:39,135 - You're not going anywhere. - You're not going anywhere.
1088 00:45:39,170 00:45:40,636 - Okay. - Oh. - Okay. - Oh.
1089 00:45:41,806 00:45:43,639 - What's going on here? - What's going on here?
1090 00:45:43,675 00:45:48,411 - We give you good information, now you give me something. - We give you good information, now you give me something.
1091 00:45:48,446 00:45:49,412 I want her. I want her.
1092 00:45:50,448 00:45:51,748 - Me? - Me?
1093 00:45:51,783 00:45:55,251 - You are classy hot, not like other girls. - You are classy hot, not like other girls.
1094 00:45:55,286 00:45:56,786 I want to see you dance. I want to see you dance.
1095 00:45:56,821 00:45:59,789 - [Bogdan] I would like to see her, too. - [Bogdan] I would like to see her, too.
1096 00:45:59,824 00:46:02,291 - [Irena] You work for me now. - [Irena] You work for me now.
1097 00:46:05,196 00:46:07,130 - We need a plan. - We need a plan.
1098 00:46:07,165 00:46:09,165 We gotta get up outta here, y'all. We gotta get up outta here, y'all.
1099 00:46:09,200 00:46:11,467 - [Alicia] Calm down, I got this. - [Alicia] Calm down, I got this.
1100 00:46:11,503 00:46:14,737 (upbeat dance music) (upbeat dance music)
1101 00:46:22,480 00:46:24,347 - Your girl done did this before, yes she have. - Your girl done did this before, yes she have.
1102 00:46:24,382 00:46:25,448 - Man, shut up, dog. - Man, shut up, dog.
1103 00:46:25,483 00:46:27,283 - [Woman] Go Alicia! - [Woman] Go Alicia!
1104 00:46:32,056 00:46:34,223 - [Bogdan] Irena, Irena! - [Bogdan] Irena, Irena!
1105 00:46:34,259 00:46:35,291 - Damn. - Damn.
1106 00:46:35,326 00:46:36,459 - Run! - Run!
1107 00:46:37,428 00:46:40,363 - You crazy, the hell rose you? - You crazy, the hell rose you?
1108 00:46:40,398 00:46:45,268 (gangsters speaking in foreign language) (gangsters speaking in foreign language)
1109 00:46:47,539 00:46:49,806 Come on, y'all. - Let's go. Come on, y'all. - Let's go.
1110 00:46:51,409 00:46:53,242 - What is you doing? - Come on! - What is you doing? - Come on!
1111 00:46:53,278 00:46:54,510 - [Calvin] Let's go! - [Calvin] Let's go!
1112 00:46:54,546 00:46:57,346 (door rattling) (door rattling)
1113 00:46:59,517 00:47:01,184 Girl, what was you doing in there? Girl, what was you doing in there?
1114 00:47:01,219 00:47:03,085 - [Alicia] You said we needed a plan! - [Alicia] You said we needed a plan!
1115 00:47:03,121 00:47:07,390 - [Roger] We didn't say kick the Russian in the head. - [Roger] We didn't say kick the Russian in the head.
1116 00:47:20,572 00:47:23,206 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
1117 00:47:32,917 00:47:35,051 - [Calvin] Ooh, damn, girl. - [Calvin] Ooh, damn, girl.
1118 00:47:35,086 00:47:37,854 - Yo, I just feel like, we've been such - Yo, I just feel like, we've been such
1119 00:47:37,889 00:47:39,755 a bad influence on you, you know what I'm saying? a bad influence on you, you know what I'm saying?
1120 00:47:39,791 00:47:41,357 Like, if you need to get back to work Like, if you need to get back to work
1121 00:47:41,392 00:47:42,792 or whatever you were doing, or whatever you were doing,
1122 00:47:42,827 00:47:44,927 me and my cousin, really, we got it from here. me and my cousin, really, we got it from here.
1123 00:47:44,963 00:47:48,264 - I can't go, I literally can't go back to work today. - I can't go, I literally can't go back to work today.
1124 00:47:48,299 00:47:49,966 I'm high as hell. I'm high as hell.
1125 00:47:50,001 00:47:52,768 - Which one of these students do you think smoke weed? - Which one of these students do you think smoke weed?
1126 00:47:52,804 00:47:53,936 - All these kids smoke weed, - All these kids smoke weed,
1127 00:47:53,972 00:47:56,372 you're gonna have to talk to them. you're gonna have to talk to them.
1128 00:47:56,407 00:47:59,375 Just gotta know what to say, watch. Just gotta know what to say, watch.
1129 00:47:59,410 00:48:04,046 Football players, which one of y'all got that weak dick? Football players, which one of y'all got that weak dick?
1130 00:48:05,817 00:48:06,916 Damn. Damn.
1131 00:48:06,951 00:48:08,351 I didn't name it. I didn't name it.
1132 00:48:11,823 00:48:13,256 I didn't name it! I didn't name it!
1133 00:48:16,027 00:48:17,927 - All right, it can't be that hard to find a kid - All right, it can't be that hard to find a kid
1134 00:48:17,962 00:48:21,397 who smokes weed on a college campus. who smokes weed on a college campus.
1135 00:48:21,432 00:48:24,066 - I think I know somebody. - I think I know somebody.
1136 00:48:24,102 00:48:26,002 - Uh-uh, follow my cuz. - Uh-uh, follow my cuz.
1137 00:48:26,037 00:48:29,739 (camera shutter clicking) (camera shutter clicking)
1138 00:48:30,842 00:48:34,977 - Well, well, well, if it ain't Robbin' and Stealin'. - Well, well, well, if it ain't Robbin' and Stealin'.
1139 00:48:35,013 00:48:37,747 - Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi. - Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi.
1140 00:48:38,483 00:48:41,918 - Oh, hey, Zesto's, - Oh, hey, Zesto's,
1141 00:48:41,953 00:48:43,419 what's up? - Oh. what's up? - Oh.
1142 00:48:43,454 00:48:45,421 - Sorry about what happened the other night. - Sorry about what happened the other night.
1143 00:48:45,456 00:48:46,989 - [Meegan] Hey, didn't you get our apology joint? - [Meegan] Hey, didn't you get our apology joint?
1144 00:48:47,025 00:48:49,959 - Yeah, I got it, and I got fired. - Yeah, I got it, and I got fired.
1145 00:48:51,062 00:48:52,695 But it don't even matter right now, But it don't even matter right now,
1146 00:48:52,730 00:48:55,798 y'all need to tell me right now, who sells this weed? y'all need to tell me right now, who sells this weed?
1147 00:48:55,833 00:48:56,799 - Right now. - Right now.
1148 00:48:59,737 00:49:01,003 - We don't smoke weed. - We don't smoke weed.
1149 00:49:01,039 00:49:02,338 - Are you serious? - Are you serious?
1150 00:49:02,373 00:49:03,839 You're gonna tell me that right now? You're gonna tell me that right now?
1151 00:49:03,875 00:49:05,374 With a straight face, after we just smoked a pound With a straight face, after we just smoked a pound
1152 00:49:05,410 00:49:08,978 in the back of your Benz the other night? in the back of your Benz the other night?
1153 00:49:09,013 00:49:12,348 It was, they made me do it, it was weird. It was, they made me do it, it was weird.
1154 00:49:12,383 00:49:13,683 - Boy you ain't got to explain yourself, - Boy you ain't got to explain yourself,
1155 00:49:13,718 00:49:14,850 stop acting like that. stop acting like that.
1156 00:49:14,886 00:49:16,352 - I know, I just-- - He smoke weed. - I know, I just-- - He smoke weed.
1157 00:49:16,387 00:49:19,355 Listen here, chocolate, vanilla, stop playing. Listen here, chocolate, vanilla, stop playing.
1158 00:49:19,390 00:49:20,323 Where's our weed? Where's our weed?
1159 00:49:20,358 00:49:22,725 'Cause if you don't tell us where our weed at, 'Cause if you don't tell us where our weed at,
1160 00:49:22,760 00:49:25,127 Alicia here gonna kick y'all ass, ain't that right? Alicia here gonna kick y'all ass, ain't that right?
1161 00:49:25,163 00:49:26,862 - Mm-hmm, yup, yup. - Mm-hmm, yup, yup.
1162 00:49:28,399 00:49:30,366 You don't wanna, ha. You don't wanna, ha.
1163 00:49:30,401 00:49:32,335 Don't test me, I already drop-kicked Don't test me, I already drop-kicked
1164 00:49:32,370 00:49:36,505 one little goofy bird today, just like that. one little goofy bird today, just like that.
1165 00:49:36,541 00:49:37,873 - She don't look crazy. - She don't look crazy.
1166 00:49:37,909 00:49:40,009 - Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody. - Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody.
1167 00:49:40,044 00:49:43,412 Those pants are from J.Crew, I wore them to a bar mitzvah. Those pants are from J.Crew, I wore them to a bar mitzvah.
1168 00:49:43,448 00:49:45,514 - Oh, okay, all right. - Oh, okay, all right.
1169 00:49:45,550 00:49:47,149 - Uh-oh. - Oh. - Uh-oh. - Oh.
1170 00:49:48,920 00:49:51,921 - Look here. - Okay, okay, okay. - Look here. - Okay, okay, okay.
1171 00:49:51,956 00:49:56,726 This guy named Tobin, he's got the best weed these days. This guy named Tobin, he's got the best weed these days.
1172 00:49:57,762 00:50:00,096 - It makes you feel like Beyonce - It makes you feel like Beyonce
1173 00:50:00,131 00:50:03,399 riding a horse like, bareback. riding a horse like, bareback.
1174 00:50:03,434 00:50:05,501 - But I heard he's like, huge and scary, - But I heard he's like, huge and scary,
1175 00:50:05,536 00:50:07,903 so I wouldn't mess with him if I were you guys. so I wouldn't mess with him if I were you guys.
1176 00:50:07,939 00:50:09,405 - Don't nobody care about that, okay? - Don't nobody care about that, okay?
1177 00:50:09,440 00:50:12,375 I know krav maga, you hear me, you hear me? I know krav maga, you hear me, you hear me?
1178 00:50:12,410 00:50:14,043 Listen here, y'all ain't ready for this crane. Listen here, y'all ain't ready for this crane.
1179 00:50:14,078 00:50:16,779 - So uh, where is this Tobin dude? - So uh, where is this Tobin dude?
1180 00:50:16,814 00:50:18,414 - He's sponsoring a party at Theta tonight, - He's sponsoring a party at Theta tonight,
1181 00:50:18,449 00:50:22,051 but y'all can't get in, it's for frats only. but y'all can't get in, it's for frats only.
1182 00:50:22,086 00:50:24,520 - Plus you guys, I really wouldn't mess with him. - Plus you guys, I really wouldn't mess with him.
1183 00:50:24,555 00:50:28,124 He's like, the Soog Knight of Atlanta. He's like, the Soog Knight of Atlanta.
1184 00:50:28,159 00:50:30,026 - [Calvin And Roger] Soog Knight? - [Calvin And Roger] Soog Knight?
1185 00:50:30,061 00:50:31,527 - You mean Suge? - You mean Suge?
1186 00:50:31,562 00:50:33,062 - Whatever. - Whatever.
1187 00:50:33,097 00:50:35,231 - Ooh, y'all gotta stop watching black movies, okay? - Ooh, y'all gotta stop watching black movies, okay?
1188 00:50:35,266 00:50:37,099 'Cause you're ****ing up the culture. 'Cause you're ****ing up the culture.
1189 00:50:37,135 00:50:38,534 - It's like the same thing. - It's like the same thing.
1190 00:50:38,569 00:50:39,435 - It's okay. - It's okay.
1191 00:50:39,470 00:50:41,871 - Come on, girl, damn. - Come on, girl, damn.
1192 00:50:41,906 00:50:44,106 ♪ Boy you got a problem better figure it out ♪ ♪ Boy you got a problem better figure it out ♪
1193 00:50:44,142 00:50:46,809 ♪ All you selfie-taking naked gotta watch your mouth ♪ ♪ All you selfie-taking naked gotta watch your mouth ♪
1194 00:50:46,844 00:50:49,945 ♪ I'm just a Midwest player with some balls from the south ♪ ♪ I'm just a Midwest player with some balls from the south ♪
1195 00:50:49,981 00:50:51,881 - Ooh, this thing lit. - Ooh, this thing lit.
1196 00:50:53,151 00:50:54,817 Oh, they let everybody in here, Oh, they let everybody in here,
1197 00:50:54,852 00:50:57,086 okay, I see what's happening. okay, I see what's happening.
1198 00:50:57,121 00:50:59,155 - Where you think we gonna find the Tobin dude? - Where you think we gonna find the Tobin dude?
1199 00:50:59,190 00:51:02,258 - I don't know, we gotta split up, baby. - I don't know, we gotta split up, baby.
1200 00:51:02,293 00:51:03,959 I think I'm gonna go that way. I think I'm gonna go that way.
1201 00:51:03,995 00:51:05,461 Ladies! Ladies!
1202 00:51:05,496 00:51:08,464 You ever met a guy who been to another dimension, okay? You ever met a guy who been to another dimension, okay?
1203 00:51:08,499 00:51:11,100 ♪ Ham, bank just dropped, I'm about to go ham ♪ ♪ Ham, bank just dropped, I'm about to go ham ♪
1204 00:51:11,135 00:51:13,903 ♪ Pretty and the fly when they see me go ham ♪ ♪ Pretty and the fly when they see me go ham ♪
1205 00:51:13,938 00:51:16,138 ♪ Shittin' too hard for the radio ♪ ♪ Shittin' too hard for the radio ♪
1206 00:51:16,174 00:51:18,808 ♪ I'm about to go ham ♪ ♪ I'm about to go ham ♪
1207 00:51:18,843 00:51:21,510 ♪ Ham, bank just dropped I'm about to go ham ♪ ♪ Ham, bank just dropped I'm about to go ham ♪
1208 00:51:21,546 00:51:24,080 (man moaning) (man moaning)
1209 00:51:24,982 00:51:27,516 - Damn, I should've went to college, ooh. - Damn, I should've went to college, ooh.
1210 00:51:27,552 00:51:28,818 What's up, baby? What's up, baby?
1211 00:51:28,853 00:51:30,052 Yes, yes, lady. Yes, yes, lady.
1212 00:51:31,856 00:51:34,990 Can one of you ladies help me find Tobin? Can one of you ladies help me find Tobin?
1213 00:51:35,026 00:51:36,492 Tobin, no? Tobin, no?
1214 00:51:36,527 00:51:39,295 Ooh, girl, that's why your wig stinks, don't do that. Ooh, girl, that's why your wig stinks, don't do that.
1215 00:51:39,330 00:51:41,163 - Hey my man, who you with? - Hey my man, who you with?
1216 00:51:41,199 00:51:44,300 - Oh, I'm looking for my boy Tobin, you know where he at? - Oh, I'm looking for my boy Tobin, you know where he at?
1217 00:51:44,335 00:51:47,036 Tobin! - I ain't ask you all that. Tobin! - I ain't ask you all that.
1218 00:51:47,071 00:51:49,004 It's a private party, who you with? It's a private party, who you with?
1219 00:51:49,040 00:51:53,209 - Oh, who I'm with, I'm from another chapter. - Oh, who I'm with, I'm from another chapter.
1220 00:51:53,244 00:51:55,311 Minnesota, mm-hmm. Minnesota, mm-hmm.
1221 00:51:55,346 00:51:56,645 Theta all day, baby. Theta all day, baby.
1222 00:51:56,681 00:51:57,980 Theta all day. Theta all day.
1223 00:51:59,250 00:52:01,884 - (laughs) Hell yeah, Theta all day. - (laughs) Hell yeah, Theta all day.
1224 00:52:01,919 00:52:04,153 Theta all day, baby, okay. Theta all day, baby, okay.
1225 00:52:04,188 00:52:06,622 We 'bout to step, we down a man, hop in. We 'bout to step, we down a man, hop in.
1226 00:52:06,657 00:52:07,890 - No, I got asthma, I can't really-- - No, I got asthma, I can't really--
1227 00:52:07,925 00:52:09,191 - [Frat Guy] Hop in, bro. - [Frat Guy] Hop in, bro.
1228 00:52:09,227 00:52:11,026 - Let me go use the bathroom. - Hey yo, we got one. - Let me go use the bathroom. - Hey yo, we got one.
1229 00:52:11,062 00:52:14,029 - [Calvin] Okay, later, later. - [Calvin] Okay, later, later.
1230 00:52:14,065 00:52:15,831 - So, you got a man? - So, you got a man?
1231 00:52:16,767 00:52:19,335 - Roger, do you really think I'd be here if I had a man? - Roger, do you really think I'd be here if I had a man?
1232 00:52:19,370 00:52:21,203 - Yo, I'm just asking. - Yo, I'm just asking.
1233 00:52:23,074 00:52:26,075 - I love this song, let's go dance. - I love this song, let's go dance.
1234 00:52:26,110 00:52:28,511 - Don't kick me in the head. - Don't kick me in the head.
1235 00:52:29,580 00:52:32,181 ♪ Who told you you could walk in here like that ♪ ♪ Who told you you could walk in here like that ♪
1236 00:52:32,216 00:52:34,350 ♪ Who told you you could light up this room like that ♪ ♪ Who told you you could light up this room like that ♪
1237 00:52:34,385 00:52:36,919 ♪ Who told you you could kill all these girls like that ♪ ♪ Who told you you could kill all these girls like that ♪
1238 00:52:36,954 00:52:39,221 ♪ And every time they here you know you got that kickback ♪ ♪ And every time they here you know you got that kickback ♪
1239 00:52:39,257 00:52:41,557 ♪ So you somebody, somebody ♪ ♪ So you somebody, somebody ♪
1240 00:52:41,592 00:52:43,926 ♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪ ♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪
1241 00:52:43,961 00:52:46,195 ♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪ ♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪
1242 00:52:46,230 00:52:49,665 ♪ Must be somebody, yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Must be somebody, yeah yeah ♪
1243 00:52:49,700 00:52:51,267 - [Calvin] Uh-uh man, what y'all doing? - [Calvin] Uh-uh man, what y'all doing?
1244 00:52:51,302 00:52:52,568 Come on, get off me, brother. Come on, get off me, brother.
1245 00:52:52,603 00:52:55,070 I ain't come here for that. I ain't come here for that.
1246 00:52:55,106 00:52:56,005 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1247 00:52:58,075 00:53:02,211 - [Frat Guy] Right now, this is where you wanna go? - [Frat Guy] Right now, this is where you wanna go?
1248 00:53:07,985 00:53:10,252 - [Calvin] I got it, I got the wing, girl. - [Calvin] I got it, I got the wing, girl.
1249 00:53:10,288 00:53:13,355 (upbeat dance music) (upbeat dance music)
1250 00:53:21,265 00:53:23,899 All right, I cover y'all back. All right, I cover y'all back.
1251 00:53:25,169 00:53:27,002 I'll be in the back. I'll be in the back.
1252 00:53:37,748 00:53:40,115 Oh, you people are crazy. Oh, you people are crazy.
1253 00:53:40,151 00:53:43,052 - [Crowd] Theta flip, Theta flip! - [Crowd] Theta flip, Theta flip!
1254 00:53:46,290 00:53:48,624 - Come on bro, Theta flip, let's go, I got you. - Come on bro, Theta flip, let's go, I got you.
1255 00:53:48,659 00:53:50,759 - I got asthma, don't make me flip. - I got asthma, don't make me flip.
1256 00:53:50,795 00:53:52,294 It ain't good for my heart. It ain't good for my heart.
1257 00:53:52,330 00:53:54,430 - [Crowd] Theta flip, Theta flip! - [Crowd] Theta flip, Theta flip!
1258 00:53:54,465 00:53:56,398 Theta flip, Theta flip! Theta flip, Theta flip!
1259 00:54:01,172 00:54:04,673 (crowd groans) - Ow! (crowd groans) - Ow!
1260 00:54:04,709 00:54:06,275 I'm good. I'm good.
1261 00:54:06,310 00:54:07,610 - Damn. - Damn.
1262 00:54:07,645 00:54:10,346 - No harm, no foul, all right, I'm okay. - No harm, no foul, all right, I'm okay.
1263 00:54:10,381 00:54:13,249 (Calvin screams) (Calvin screams)
1264 00:54:17,688 00:54:20,322 - It's our founding brother's ashes. - It's our founding brother's ashes.
1265 00:54:20,358 00:54:21,790 - You said it's who? - You said it's who?
1266 00:54:21,826 00:54:25,394 - [Frat Guy] Our founding brother's ashes, man! - [Frat Guy] Our founding brother's ashes, man!
1267 00:54:27,698 00:54:29,465 - I got dead people all over me. - I got dead people all over me.
1268 00:54:29,500 00:54:31,166 - Yo, that ain't no damn Theta. - Yo, that ain't no damn Theta.
1269 00:54:31,202 00:54:32,635 Stomp that bitch. Stomp that bitch.
1270 00:54:39,043 00:54:40,075 - Move, they're trying to kill me, move. - Move, they're trying to kill me, move.
1271 00:54:41,112 00:54:43,545 Let's find somewhere to hide. Let's find somewhere to hide.
1272 00:54:45,650 00:54:47,182 Oh yeah, let's hide in here. Oh yeah, let's hide in here.
1273 00:54:47,218 00:54:49,351 Can I join y'all? - Come on. Can I join y'all? - Come on.
1274 00:54:51,622 00:54:53,255 (dogs barking) (dogs barking)
1275 00:54:53,291 00:54:54,156 - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh.
1276 00:54:57,295 00:54:58,360 That is wrong. That is wrong.
1277 00:54:58,396 00:55:01,563 - You just need Jesus. - Come on, cuz. - You just need Jesus. - Come on, cuz.
1278 00:55:02,667 00:55:04,099 - [Frat Brother] Get back here, punk. - [Frat Brother] Get back here, punk.
1279 00:55:04,135 00:55:06,101 - [Man] Where they at, where they at? - [Man] Where they at, where they at?
1280 00:55:06,137 00:55:08,103 - [Frat Brother] Check all the rooms. - [Frat Brother] Check all the rooms.
1281 00:55:08,139 00:55:09,605 - Man, I told you, stay low. - Man, I told you, stay low.
1282 00:55:09,640 00:55:11,040 Now what we supposed to do, Now what we supposed to do,
1283 00:55:11,075 00:55:12,975 tell me how we're supposed to find Tobin now. tell me how we're supposed to find Tobin now.
1284 00:55:13,010 00:55:13,942 - [Frat Brother] Hey yo, let's go see - [Frat Brother] Hey yo, let's go see
1285 00:55:13,978 00:55:17,112 if Tobin got any more of that killer weed, man. if Tobin got any more of that killer weed, man.
1286 00:55:17,148 00:55:20,182 - See, I told you we gonna be straight. - See, I told you we gonna be straight.
1287 00:55:22,086 00:55:25,321 (Calvin breathing heavily) (Calvin breathing heavily)
1288 00:55:25,356 00:55:29,358 (coughs) Yep, that's our weed. (coughs) Yep, that's our weed.
1289 00:55:30,094 00:55:32,061 - [Frat Brother] It's a security breach. - [Frat Brother] It's a security breach.
1290 00:55:32,096 00:55:36,231 Some scrawny dude with no dance skills and his friends. Some scrawny dude with no dance skills and his friends.
1291 00:55:36,267 00:55:38,233 - Scrawny dude, I'll fight that-- - Scrawny dude, I'll fight that--
1292 00:55:38,269 00:55:39,301 - Wait a minute, can't just go in there - Wait a minute, can't just go in there
1293 00:55:39,337 00:55:41,003 all maniac style like that. all maniac style like that.
1294 00:55:41,038 00:55:43,005 We need to have a plan first. We need to have a plan first.
1295 00:55:43,040 00:55:44,773 What weed we got left? What weed we got left?
1296 00:55:44,809 00:55:46,342 - We ain't got no damn weed, Roger. - We ain't got no damn weed, Roger.
1297 00:55:46,377 00:55:47,643 We ain't nothing but shake. We ain't nothing but shake.
1298 00:55:47,678 00:55:49,178 - Hold up, remember when we was kids - Hold up, remember when we was kids
1299 00:55:49,213 00:55:50,646 and we had no weed then, and we had no weed then,
1300 00:55:50,681 00:55:53,282 we snuck up on my mom, take all the little roaches we snuck up on my mom, take all the little roaches
1301 00:55:53,317 00:55:56,685 and shake, put it together, and make a super joint. and shake, put it together, and make a super joint.
1302 00:55:56,721 00:55:57,619 - I see what you're going for. - I see what you're going for.
1303 00:55:57,655 00:55:59,188 - [Calvin And Roger] It's Captain Planet. - [Calvin And Roger] It's Captain Planet.
1304 00:55:59,223 00:56:00,356 - Call on him. - Let's do it. - Call on him. - Let's do it.
1305 00:56:00,391 00:56:01,790 - Mr. Planet sir, we call on you today - Mr. Planet sir, we call on you today
1306 00:56:01,826 00:56:03,359 because we need your help more than ever. because we need your help more than ever.
1307 00:56:03,394 00:56:05,194 We was wondering if you could slide down We was wondering if you could slide down
1308 00:56:05,229 00:56:07,029 and help us out with some of that good-good. and help us out with some of that good-good.
1309 00:56:07,064 00:56:08,097 - He ain't pick up, hang up the phone. - He ain't pick up, hang up the phone.
1310 00:56:08,132 00:56:08,997 - Leave a message. - Leave a message.
1311 00:56:09,033 00:56:10,632 - Come on, let's go. - Come on, let's go.
1312 00:56:10,668 00:56:13,969 (upbeat hip-hop music) (upbeat hip-hop music)
1313 00:56:30,221 00:56:32,688 - [Calvin] Thank you, brother. - [Calvin] Thank you, brother.
1314 00:56:34,425 00:56:36,191 (choir vocalizes) (choir vocalizes)
1315 00:56:36,227 00:56:40,396 - [Roger] (coughing) That's it, bro. - [Roger] (coughing) That's it, bro.
1316 00:56:40,431 00:56:41,697 - Are you guys okay? - Are you guys okay?
1317 00:56:41,732 00:56:44,333 - It's (coughs) part of the process. - It's (coughs) part of the process.
1318 00:56:44,368 00:56:46,068 Trust me. Trust me.
1319 00:56:46,103 00:56:48,771 (Calvin babbles) (Calvin babbles)
1320 00:56:53,244 00:56:55,344 - [Calvin] Goddammit. - [Calvin] Goddammit.
1321 00:56:55,379 00:56:57,713 I'm okay, I'm all right. I'm okay, I'm all right.
1322 00:56:57,748 00:56:59,348 - Damn fool. - Damn fool.
1323 00:56:59,383 00:57:00,716 - [Calvin] All right, now everybody be cool, - [Calvin] All right, now everybody be cool,
1324 00:57:00,751 00:57:01,717 don't nobody make a move. don't nobody make a move.
1325 00:57:01,752 00:57:03,719 - Y'all didn't have to kick the door in, man. - Y'all didn't have to kick the door in, man.
1326 00:57:03,754 00:57:04,853 It was open. It was open.
1327 00:57:04,889 00:57:06,722 - Boy, if you don't get your Missy Elliott-body-having - Boy, if you don't get your Missy Elliott-body-having
1328 00:57:06,757 00:57:09,725 ass out, boy I mow your ahh buh. ass out, boy I mow your ahh buh.
1329 00:57:09,760 00:57:12,428 I'm talking about big top, little leg. I'm talking about big top, little leg.
1330 00:57:12,463 00:57:14,363 Look at him, you should've joined a sorority, Look at him, you should've joined a sorority,
1331 00:57:14,398 00:57:15,497 'cause you know why, you got 'cause you know why, you got
1332 00:57:15,533 00:57:17,366 ♪ Titties ♪ ♪ Titties ♪
1333 00:57:17,401 00:57:18,834 - Get his ass. - Get his ass.
1334 00:57:18,869 00:57:21,270 - Boy look at you, you got a check on your forehead. - Boy look at you, you got a check on your forehead.
1335 00:57:21,305 00:57:23,105 I bet your tattoo artist in the third grade. I bet your tattoo artist in the third grade.
1336 00:57:23,140 00:57:24,540 Good check, ugly. Good check, ugly.
1337 00:57:24,575 00:57:26,241 - Get his ass. - Get his ass.
1338 00:57:26,277 00:57:27,543 We didn't come here to play. We didn't come here to play.
1339 00:57:27,578 00:57:29,778 - Right. - Where's Tobin? - Right. - Where's Tobin?
1340 00:57:29,814 00:57:32,514 (mysterious music) (mysterious music)
1341 00:57:32,550 00:57:34,550 - Sup, bitches. - Sup, bitches.
1342 00:57:34,585 00:57:36,218 - Wait a minute. - Oh hell no. - Wait a minute. - Oh hell no.
1343 00:57:36,253 00:57:37,186 - I know you ain't Tobin. - I know you ain't Tobin.
1344 00:57:37,221 00:57:40,389 ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪ ♪ Business is booming, money be moving ♪
1345 00:57:40,424 00:57:42,224 - Give us our weed back, white boy. - Give us our weed back, white boy.
1346 00:57:42,259 00:57:45,227 - No, no, I'm not giving anything back. - No, no, I'm not giving anything back.
1347 00:57:45,262 00:57:47,229 I've learned an important lesson. I've learned an important lesson.
1348 00:57:47,264 00:57:49,765 That lesson is when you have amazing weed, That lesson is when you have amazing weed,
1349 00:57:49,800 00:57:51,900 everybody's nice to you. everybody's nice to you.
1350 00:57:51,936 00:57:55,270 Even if you're a nerdy white virgin. Even if you're a nerdy white virgin.
1351 00:57:55,306 00:57:58,774 I'm not a virgin, I've had so much sex. I'm not a virgin, I've had so much sex.
1352 00:57:58,809 00:58:00,542 - No, no, I know another lesson your ass - No, no, I know another lesson your ass
1353 00:58:00,578 00:58:03,312 about to learn today, little virgin white boy. about to learn today, little virgin white boy.
1354 00:58:03,347 00:58:05,881 When you steal people's shit, it's repercussion. When you steal people's shit, it's repercussion.
1355 00:58:05,916 00:58:08,283 We coming back to cap that ass. We coming back to cap that ass.
1356 00:58:08,319 00:58:09,885 Alicia, whup his ass. - Wait, Alicia, whup his ass. - Wait,
1357 00:58:09,920 00:58:11,587 can we not go there again? can we not go there again?
1358 00:58:11,622 00:58:13,422 - Hell yeah, and another thing is, - Hell yeah, and another thing is,
1359 00:58:13,457 00:58:15,891 that tattoo you got on your arm? that tattoo you got on your arm?
1360 00:58:15,926 00:58:18,293 It actually says weak dick. It actually says weak dick.
1361 00:58:18,329 00:58:20,295 - What? (Calvin laughs) - What? (Calvin laughs)
1362 00:58:20,331 00:58:22,931 No, no, the tattoo artist said it meant cool sex guy. No, no, the tattoo artist said it meant cool sex guy.
1363 00:58:22,967 00:58:24,900 - Oh, sweetie. - Oh, sweetie.
1364 00:58:24,935 00:58:26,468 - Get the hell out of my party! - Get the hell out of my party!
1365 00:58:26,504 00:58:28,570 Yo, I'm king of this frat now. Yo, I'm king of this frat now.
1366 00:58:28,606 00:58:29,805 - What? - What? - What? - What?
1367 00:58:29,840 00:58:31,807 - What? - What the hell you just say? - What? - What the hell you just say?
1368 00:58:31,842 00:58:34,443 - I'm just, I'm playing, it's a joke. - I'm just, I'm playing, it's a joke.
1369 00:58:34,478 00:58:35,911 - Wait a minute, everybody shut up. - Wait a minute, everybody shut up.
1370 00:58:35,946 00:58:37,779 Everybody pause, stay there. Everybody pause, stay there.
1371 00:58:37,815 00:58:39,147 You know what, I'm tired of y'all. You know what, I'm tired of y'all.
1372 00:58:39,183 00:58:41,183 We superheroes, and you know what? We superheroes, and you know what?
1373 00:58:41,218 00:58:43,318 When our superpowers kick in, When our superpowers kick in,
1374 00:58:43,354 00:58:47,189 ♪ Ain't no telling what we gon' do ♪ ♪ Ain't no telling what we gon' do ♪
1375 00:58:47,224 00:58:48,490 You don't wanna see this. You don't wanna see this.
1376 00:58:48,526 00:58:50,826 Uh, Roger, what's your superpower, Uh, Roger, what's your superpower,
1377 00:58:50,861 00:58:52,528 'cause I think mine diarrhea. 'cause I think mine diarrhea.
1378 00:58:52,563 00:58:55,430 (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
1379 00:59:04,408 00:59:06,141 - What is he doing? - What is he doing?
1380 00:59:17,922 00:59:21,290 (Alicia gasps) - What? (Alicia gasps) - What?
1381 00:59:25,930 00:59:27,362 - What happened? - What happened?
1382 00:59:29,233 00:59:30,532 I smell dookie. I smell dookie.
1383 00:59:30,568 00:59:32,000 - You don't need to worry about that. - You don't need to worry about that.
1384 00:59:32,036 00:59:33,135 Uh-huh, did y'all see that? Uh-huh, did y'all see that?
1385 00:59:33,170 00:59:35,971 Did you see that, did you saw that masterpiece, huh? Did you see that, did you saw that masterpiece, huh?
1386 00:59:36,006 00:59:36,939 We ain't playing no games, We ain't playing no games,
1387 00:59:36,974 00:59:39,575 no telling what we do when our powers kick in. no telling what we do when our powers kick in.
1388 00:59:39,610 00:59:43,879 - Yo, that's not our Weed Bible, look at this. - Yo, that's not our Weed Bible, look at this.
1389 00:59:43,914 00:59:45,547 - [Calvin] Kama Sutra for Small Men? - [Calvin] Kama Sutra for Small Men?
1390 00:59:45,583 00:59:46,481 - Give me my book back. - Give me my book back.
1391 00:59:46,517 00:59:47,583 - Oh. - Whoa. - Oh. - Whoa.
1392 00:59:47,618 00:59:49,651 - She be hitting you from the back? - She be hitting you from the back?
1393 00:59:49,687 00:59:51,253 - That's normal. - That's normal.
1394 00:59:51,288 00:59:53,488 - What you got going on, what kinda fraternity is this? - What you got going on, what kinda fraternity is this?
1395 00:59:54,458 00:59:55,924 - Where's our Weed Bible? - Where's our Weed Bible?
1396 00:59:55,960 00:59:58,894 - I don't know what that is, I just bought your weed. - I don't know what that is, I just bought your weed.
1397 00:59:58,929 01:00:00,662 Some dude sold it to me for cheap. Some dude sold it to me for cheap.
1398 01:00:00,698 01:00:02,331 - What dude? - What dude?
1399 01:00:02,366 01:00:06,902 - I don't know, some dude going on about a booty cloud. - I don't know, some dude going on about a booty cloud.
1400 01:00:07,504 01:00:09,338 - [Calvin And Roger] Big Bang. - [Calvin And Roger] Big Bang.
1401 01:00:09,373 01:00:11,540 - [Calvin] He can have that. - [Calvin] He can have that.
1402 01:00:12,476 01:00:17,546 - Now we smoke our finest brother's ashes in his memory. - Now we smoke our finest brother's ashes in his memory.
1403 01:00:21,585 01:00:23,018 - [Ghost] Thetas. - [Ghost] Thetas.
1404 01:00:23,053 01:00:24,019 - Oh. - Oh.
1405 01:00:24,755 01:00:28,290 - I guess smoking dead people really works. - I guess smoking dead people really works.
1406 01:00:28,325 01:00:32,227 - What's up, negros? (laughs) - What's up, negros? (laughs)
1407 01:00:37,267 01:00:39,401 in downtown Atlanta, brought to you by Fye. in downtown Atlanta, brought to you by Fye.
1408 01:00:39,436 01:00:43,005 It's the future of high, it's Fye, launching tomorrow. It's the future of high, it's Fye, launching tomorrow.
1409 01:00:43,040 01:00:45,040 - [Radio DJ] I know everybody's excited about that. - [Radio DJ] I know everybody's excited about that.
1410 01:00:48,979 01:00:52,014 - Trap house, there's so many wonderful things - Trap house, there's so many wonderful things
1411 01:00:52,049 01:00:55,384 I could say about you, but I don't feel like it. I could say about you, but I don't feel like it.
1412 01:00:55,419 01:00:57,586 - Big Bang, where's our Weed Bible? - Big Bang, where's our Weed Bible?
1413 01:00:57,621 01:00:59,621 - What, what you talking about? - What, what you talking about?
1414 01:00:59,657 01:01:02,424 - We know you got it, because Tobin told us. - We know you got it, because Tobin told us.
1415 01:01:02,459 01:01:03,625 - So Tobin told you I had the bible, - So Tobin told you I had the bible,
1416 01:01:03,661 01:01:05,560 so just 'cause Tobin told you something, you believe Tobin? so just 'cause Tobin told you something, you believe Tobin?
1417 01:01:05,596 01:01:06,695 - Where the bible at? - Where the bible at?
1418 01:01:06,730 01:01:08,463 - Okay, all right, yeah, I got it. - Okay, all right, yeah, I got it.
1419 01:01:08,499 01:01:09,631 All right, I sold him some weed All right, I sold him some weed
1420 01:01:09,667 01:01:11,433 and I ain't got none of the rest, and I ain't got none of the rest,
1421 01:01:11,468 01:01:12,934 and I ain't got your bible no more, either, sold that too. and I ain't got your bible no more, either, sold that too.
1422 01:01:12,970 01:01:14,436 - To who? - To who?
1423 01:01:14,471 01:01:15,504 - I don't know, some white people. - I don't know, some white people.
1424 01:01:15,539 01:01:16,204 White people wanna buy stuff, you sell it to 'em. White people wanna buy stuff, you sell it to 'em.
1425 01:01:16,240 01:01:18,440 Some company called (stutters) Some company called (stutters)
1426 01:01:18,475 01:01:20,575 - Verdant Biokinetics? - Verdant Biokinetics?
1427 01:01:20,611 01:01:21,743 - That, say it again. - That, say it again.
1428 01:01:21,779 01:01:23,445 - Verdant Biokinetics. - Verdant Biokinetics.
1429 01:01:23,480 01:01:24,579 - Yeah, that's them right there, man. - Yeah, that's them right there, man.
1430 01:01:24,615 01:01:26,381 They were all in a panic to get it. They were all in a panic to get it.
1431 01:01:26,417 01:01:27,749 They almost ripped my arm apart, some of 'em. They almost ripped my arm apart, some of 'em.
1432 01:01:27,785 01:01:28,917 We all need it, we all need it. We all need it, we all need it.
1433 01:01:28,952 01:01:32,054 And they paid me a lot of money, that's how I'm retiring. And they paid me a lot of money, that's how I'm retiring.
1434 01:01:32,089 01:01:34,556 Big Bang outta here, ha, bang. Big Bang outta here, ha, bang.
1435 01:01:34,591 01:01:36,758 - What would a big tech lab want with our weed? - What would a big tech lab want with our weed?
1436 01:01:36,794 01:01:38,593 - I don't know, they said they gonna make some like, - I don't know, they said they gonna make some like,
1437 01:01:38,629 01:01:40,062 smart blunt, that's what it was called. smart blunt, that's what it was called.
1438 01:01:40,097 01:01:42,964 Fye, and it was fye, too, they let me try it. Fye, and it was fye, too, they let me try it.
1439 01:01:43,000 01:01:44,966 It was amazing, nice clean burn, It was amazing, nice clean burn,
1440 01:01:45,002 01:01:47,469 fruity flavors, I think it's the future. fruity flavors, I think it's the future.
1441 01:01:47,504 01:01:50,072 Although the comedown, it's a little bad, little shaky, Although the comedown, it's a little bad, little shaky,
1442 01:01:50,107 01:01:52,474 but hey, more weed better than no weed, but hey, more weed better than no weed,
1443 01:01:52,509 01:01:53,408 you know what I'm saying? you know what I'm saying?
1444 01:01:53,444 01:01:55,510 And they white people, why not trust 'em? And they white people, why not trust 'em?
1445 01:01:55,546 01:01:57,979 - And you ain't know nothing about this? - And you ain't know nothing about this?
1446 01:01:58,015 01:02:00,015 - I know they've been developing something for a while now, - I know they've been developing something for a while now,
1447 01:02:00,050 01:02:02,651 but I don't know what that has to do with your Weed Bible. but I don't know what that has to do with your Weed Bible.
1448 01:02:02,686 01:02:05,654 - Grow house, the Weed Bible, - Grow house, the Weed Bible,
1449 01:02:05,689 01:02:08,590 how you even know about all that? how you even know about all that?
1450 01:02:09,460 01:02:13,128 - Man, I've been banging your mama for months now. - Man, I've been banging your mama for months now.
1451 01:02:13,163 01:02:14,529 (Alicia gasps) (Alicia gasps)
1452 01:02:14,565 01:02:16,498 I saw everything. I saw everything.
1453 01:02:16,533 01:02:18,433 (Roger's mom moaning) (Roger's mom moaning)
1454 01:02:18,469 01:02:20,035 - Bro, who up there smashing yo mama, bro? - Bro, who up there smashing yo mama, bro?
1455 01:02:20,070 01:02:23,105 - I don't know and I don't wanna know, man, turn this up. - I don't know and I don't wanna know, man, turn this up.
1456 01:02:23,140 01:02:25,507 - [Roger's Mom] Ooh baby, look at him. - [Roger's Mom] Ooh baby, look at him.
1457 01:02:25,542 01:02:27,142 - Turn up the TV, man, come on. - Turn up the TV, man, come on.
1458 01:02:27,177 01:02:28,510 I don't wanna hear that. I don't wanna hear that.
1459 01:02:28,545 01:02:30,712 - Bang, bang, bang, bang, - Bang, bang, bang, bang,
1460 01:02:30,748 01:02:32,514 bang. - That was you? bang. - That was you?
1461 01:02:32,549 01:02:33,682 - Man, don't act so surprised. - Man, don't act so surprised.
1462 01:02:33,717 01:02:35,784 I done told you a million times. I done told you a million times.
1463 01:02:35,819 01:02:37,686 - I thought those were just yo mama jokes. - I thought those were just yo mama jokes.
1464 01:02:37,721 01:02:39,721 Wait, so, you taught me how to ride a bike. Wait, so, you taught me how to ride a bike.
1465 01:02:39,757 01:02:42,524 It was at my fifth birthday party. It was at my fifth birthday party.
1466 01:02:42,559 01:02:43,658 Are you my daddy? Are you my daddy?
1467 01:02:43,694 01:02:45,460 - Hell no, I ain't your daddy, boy. - Hell no, I ain't your daddy, boy.
1468 01:02:45,496 01:02:46,661 - Thank god. - Look at me. - Thank god. - Look at me.
1469 01:02:46,697 01:02:48,530 - He's got a point, he got light skin - He's got a point, he got light skin
1470 01:02:48,565 01:02:49,531 and you black as hell. and you black as hell.
1471 01:02:49,566 01:02:50,465 - I was just being nice to you. - I was just being nice to you.
1472 01:02:50,501 01:02:51,533 That's what you do, you be nice to the kid That's what you do, you be nice to the kid
1473 01:02:51,568 01:02:54,703 to get close to the mama, and she let me hit it. to get close to the mama, and she let me hit it.
1474 01:02:54,738 01:02:56,738 - [Roger's Mom] I heard that. - [Roger's Mom] I heard that.
1475 01:02:56,774 01:02:58,807 - Damn, your mama got some ears on her. - Damn, your mama got some ears on her.
1476 01:02:58,842 01:03:00,742 - [Roger And Calvin] We know. - [Roger And Calvin] We know.
1477 01:03:00,778 01:03:03,145 - There she is, baby, ha! - There she is, baby, ha!
1478 01:03:03,180 01:03:05,547 So fine walking down those stairs. So fine walking down those stairs.
1479 01:03:05,582 01:03:07,549 - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.
1480 01:03:07,584 01:03:08,550 You smell good. You smell good.
1481 01:03:08,585 01:03:09,751 - I know. - I know.
1482 01:03:09,787 01:03:13,755 Roger, listen, I told Bang to get your butt out that gang. Roger, listen, I told Bang to get your butt out that gang.
1483 01:03:13,791 01:03:15,056 - Had to do it. - Had to do it.
1484 01:03:15,092 01:03:16,525 - And you, ooh. - And you, ooh.
1485 01:03:17,728 01:03:18,693 - Did I do good, - Did I do good,
1486 01:03:18,729 01:03:20,729 did I do? - You did good, baby. did I do? - You did good, baby.
1487 01:03:20,764 01:03:22,130 Ooh! - Oh my god. Ooh! - Oh my god.
1488 01:03:23,233 01:03:25,167 Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that. Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that.
1489 01:03:25,202 01:03:27,068 - Unsee this too. - Unsee this too.
1490 01:03:27,104 01:03:31,540 (Roger's mom shrieking excitedly) (Roger's mom shrieking excitedly)
1491 01:03:31,575 01:03:32,707 You want to see it again? - No, I don't want You want to see it again? - No, I don't want
1492 01:03:32,743 01:03:33,875 to see it ever. - I got tapes. to see it ever. - I got tapes.
1493 01:03:33,911 01:03:35,177 You should see the other stuff. You should see the other stuff.
1494 01:03:35,212 01:03:36,678 - Bang, why am I still carrying - Bang, why am I still carrying
1495 01:03:36,713 01:03:37,646 this darn suitcase? - I don't know, this darn suitcase? - I don't know,
1496 01:03:37,681 01:03:39,214 but you shouldn't carry nothing but my heart. but you shouldn't carry nothing but my heart.
1497 01:03:39,249 01:03:40,715 - And where's that whip of yours - And where's that whip of yours
1498 01:03:40,751 01:03:42,717 you keep telling me about, it's a quarter past. you keep telling me about, it's a quarter past.
1499 01:03:42,753 01:03:44,553 - Bang, there it is right there, look at it. - Bang, there it is right there, look at it.
1500 01:03:44,588 01:03:47,189 - Ooh, we done came up, baby. - Ooh, we done came up, baby.
1501 01:03:47,224 01:03:49,524 - Bang ain't playing no games, got to go. - Bang ain't playing no games, got to go.
1502 01:03:49,560 01:03:50,058 - Open my door for me, honey. - Open my door for me, honey.
1503 01:03:50,093 01:03:51,193 - [Big Bang] I will. - [Big Bang] I will.
1504 01:03:51,228 01:03:52,761 - I'll be back in two weeks. - I'll be back in two weeks.
1505 01:03:52,796 01:03:55,597 Don't you drink up all my Fanta, boy. Don't you drink up all my Fanta, boy.
1506 01:03:55,632 01:03:57,098 Hey Daddy, honey. - You get in there, sweetie. Hey Daddy, honey. - You get in there, sweetie.
1507 01:03:57,134 01:03:59,634 - Oh, lemme get in here, ooh. - Oh, lemme get in here, ooh.
1508 01:03:59,670 01:04:00,735 Get in, baby. Get in, baby.
1509 01:04:01,772 01:04:03,238 Work that thing, babe. Work that thing, babe.
1510 01:04:03,273 01:04:04,606 - Bye, bitches. - Bye, bitches.
1511 01:04:04,641 01:04:05,607 We rolling. We rolling.
1512 01:04:08,645 01:04:10,579 - Wow, so that's that. - Wow, so that's that.
1513 01:04:11,915 01:04:15,083 - So um, this is where you guys live? - So um, this is where you guys live?
1514 01:04:16,253 01:04:17,619 - Yes. - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah.
1515 01:04:17,654 01:04:18,520 - Okay. - Okay.
1516 01:04:18,555 01:04:20,255 - If Big Bang took our bible and sold it - If Big Bang took our bible and sold it
1517 01:04:20,290 01:04:21,823 to that tech company, I'm thinking, to that tech company, I'm thinking,
1518 01:04:21,859 01:04:23,124 let's just go get it back. let's just go get it back.
1519 01:04:23,160 01:04:24,793 I mean, Alicia, you work there, right? I mean, Alicia, you work there, right?
1520 01:04:24,828 01:04:26,228 So I'm sure it's no problem with getting So I'm sure it's no problem with getting
1521 01:04:26,263 01:04:28,763 the CEO to hear us out, right? the CEO to hear us out, right?
1522 01:04:30,767 01:04:32,634 - Well, hold on, guys. - Well, hold on, guys.
1523 01:04:32,669 01:04:33,768 Today's been... Today's been...
1524 01:04:34,504 01:04:36,771 I don't even know what today's been, but I can't do that. I don't even know what today's been, but I can't do that.
1525 01:04:36,807 01:04:40,242 We're talking about my job here, my whole career, no. We're talking about my job here, my whole career, no.
1526 01:04:40,277 01:04:41,643 - So now you're a corporate girl. - So now you're a corporate girl.
1527 01:04:41,678 01:04:42,811 Thought that place stressed you out. Thought that place stressed you out.
1528 01:04:42,846 01:04:43,912 - Yeah well Roger, no offense, - Yeah well Roger, no offense,
1529 01:04:43,947 01:04:44,913 but you wouldn't know the first thing but you wouldn't know the first thing
1530 01:04:44,948 01:04:46,248 about holding down a job. about holding down a job.
1531 01:04:46,283 01:04:47,649 - Yeah, I wouldn't know - Yeah, I wouldn't know
1532 01:04:47,684 01:04:48,183 the first thing, huh. - I worked my ass off the first thing, huh. - I worked my ass off
1533 01:04:48,218 01:04:49,651 to get to where I am, to get to where I am,
1534 01:04:49,686 01:04:51,152 and I put it all on the line for you today. and I put it all on the line for you today.
1535 01:04:51,188 01:04:53,688 - Just 'cause you work at some big fancy job, - Just 'cause you work at some big fancy job,
1536 01:04:53,724 01:04:55,257 that don't mean you better than anybody. that don't mean you better than anybody.
1537 01:04:55,292 01:04:56,925 I ain't no bum. I ain't no bum.
1538 01:04:56,960 01:04:57,859 - Okay, well why don't you just - Okay, well why don't you just
1539 01:04:57,895 01:04:59,261 say what you really mean, then. say what you really mean, then.
1540 01:04:59,296 01:05:01,263 - What I'm saying is, you look real strange - What I'm saying is, you look real strange
1541 01:05:01,298 01:05:03,698 working for them people that stole our stuff. working for them people that stole our stuff.
1542 01:05:03,734 01:05:05,166 I'm just trying to figure out what side you're on, I'm just trying to figure out what side you're on,
1543 01:05:05,202 01:05:09,137 'cause right now you're looking like the feds. 'cause right now you're looking like the feds.
1544 01:05:11,008 01:05:14,910 - Okay, what I'm not gonna do is this, so bye. - Okay, what I'm not gonna do is this, so bye.
1545 01:05:15,846 01:05:16,978 - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye.
1546 01:05:17,014 01:05:18,713 - Bye. - Bye! - Bye. - Bye!
1547 01:05:18,749 01:05:21,816 - Bye. ♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪ - Bye. ♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪
1548 01:05:21,852 01:05:23,852 Hell's she saying. Hell's she saying.
1549 01:05:23,887 01:05:26,288 Talking all that, where you going, cuz? Talking all that, where you going, cuz?
1550 01:05:26,323 01:05:28,623 - I gotta fix this, cuz, you know that. - I gotta fix this, cuz, you know that.
1551 01:05:28,659 01:05:29,891 - Goddamn. - Goddamn.
1552 01:05:29,927 01:05:32,294 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1553 01:05:32,329 01:05:34,896 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1554 01:05:34,932 01:05:38,700 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1555 01:05:38,735 01:05:40,635 ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
1556 01:05:42,239 01:05:44,906 - Uh-huh, that smells real familiar, ma'am. - Uh-huh, that smells real familiar, ma'am.
1557 01:05:44,942 01:05:47,709 Why aren't you smoking your little Fye? Why aren't you smoking your little Fye?
1558 01:05:47,744 01:05:48,910 - I'm sorry, can I help you? - I'm sorry, can I help you?
1559 01:05:48,946 01:05:53,648 Oh, you're Alicia's community guys, supposedly. Oh, you're Alicia's community guys, supposedly.
1560 01:05:53,684 01:05:54,983 - Yeah, and that's our weed. - Yeah, and that's our weed.
1561 01:05:55,018 01:05:56,718 - Oh, well congratulations. - Oh, well congratulations.
1562 01:05:56,753 01:05:57,919 My complements to the chef. My complements to the chef.
1563 01:05:57,955 01:06:00,221 This is the best weed I've ever had. This is the best weed I've ever had.
1564 01:06:00,257 01:06:02,857 You're doing a service to your community. You're doing a service to your community.
1565 01:06:02,893 01:06:04,693 My assistant got this off the streets, My assistant got this off the streets,
1566 01:06:04,728 01:06:06,261 he got your little cookbook, too. he got your little cookbook, too.
1567 01:06:06,296 01:06:07,896 So there won't be any more of this. So there won't be any more of this.
1568 01:06:07,931 01:06:09,831 - So you got our Weed Bible. - So you got our Weed Bible.
1569 01:06:09,866 01:06:12,934 - Through a subcontractor, so it's all legit. - Through a subcontractor, so it's all legit.
1570 01:06:12,970 01:06:15,870 - Big Bang is not no damn subcontractor, okay? - Big Bang is not no damn subcontractor, okay?
1571 01:06:15,906 01:06:17,839 He stole that from us, it's not legit. He stole that from us, it's not legit.
1572 01:06:17,874 01:06:20,742 - Oh, that sounds like a you problem. - Oh, that sounds like a you problem.
1573 01:06:20,777 01:06:22,777 (car horn honks) Sorry, my ride is here. (car horn honks) Sorry, my ride is here.
1574 01:06:22,813 01:06:25,013 My assistant, Hayes. My assistant, Hayes.
1575 01:06:25,048 01:06:28,350 - Hayes, how could you do this to us, bruh? - Hayes, how could you do this to us, bruh?
1576 01:06:28,385 01:06:30,385 - Sorry, bruh, I'm up for a promotion. - Sorry, bruh, I'm up for a promotion.
1577 01:06:30,420 01:06:31,753 - I should've dropped your ass home. - I should've dropped your ass home.
1578 01:06:31,788 01:06:33,755 - You should've binbied his ass. - You should've binbied his ass.
1579 01:06:33,790 01:06:35,757 - Oh, we didn't just buy your weed. - Oh, we didn't just buy your weed.
1580 01:06:35,792 01:06:37,359 We bought everybody's weed We bought everybody's weed
1581 01:06:37,394 01:06:40,395 and what we couldn't buy, we just took. and what we couldn't buy, we just took.
1582 01:06:40,430 01:06:42,964 So the town is thirsty now, So the town is thirsty now,
1583 01:06:43,000 01:06:46,901 and guess who has the cool, refreshing answer? and guess who has the cool, refreshing answer?
1584 01:06:48,305 01:06:49,704 Fye. Fye.
1585 01:06:49,740 01:06:50,972 - Man, what you know about Fye? - Man, what you know about Fye?
1586 01:06:51,008 01:06:53,308 - Oh, well according to the Urban Dictionary, - Oh, well according to the Urban Dictionary,
1587 01:06:53,343 01:06:58,913 fye is slang for fire, as in, Fye is on fire. fye is slang for fire, as in, Fye is on fire.
1588 01:06:58,949 01:07:00,949 - Yo, I knew all that woke **** was fake. - Yo, I knew all that woke **** was fake.
1589 01:07:00,984 01:07:01,916 - Who me, fake? - Who me, fake?
1590 01:07:01,952 01:07:05,387 Oh believe me, I am 100% woke. Oh believe me, I am 100% woke.
1591 01:07:05,422 01:07:08,390 You should be thanking me, I did you people a favor. You should be thanking me, I did you people a favor.
1592 01:07:08,425 01:07:09,791 - You people? - You people?
1593 01:07:09,826 01:07:11,426 - Fye has all the benefits of marijuana - Fye has all the benefits of marijuana
1594 01:07:11,461 01:07:14,763 while speaking to the modern consumer. while speaking to the modern consumer.
1595 01:07:14,798 01:07:19,401 Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all your contacts, and it's legal. Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all your contacts, and it's legal.
1596 01:07:19,436 01:07:22,070 There isn't gonna be a stoner in Atlanta without one, There isn't gonna be a stoner in Atlanta without one,
1597 01:07:22,105 01:07:24,339 and then the rest of the country. and then the rest of the country.
1598 01:07:24,374 01:07:27,809 Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich. Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich.
1599 01:07:27,844 01:07:29,944 - I knew you was a snake woman, I knew it. - I knew you was a snake woman, I knew it.
1600 01:07:29,980 01:07:31,813 - Damn braids, man. - Damn braids, man.
1601 01:07:31,848 01:07:34,015 - Aw, sorry, not sorry. - Aw, sorry, not sorry.
1602 01:07:34,051 01:07:35,950 I have a launch to get ready for. I have a launch to get ready for.
1603 01:07:35,986 01:07:38,787 Fye is the future of relaxation. Fye is the future of relaxation.
1604 01:07:39,990 01:07:42,857 Here gentlemen, try some. Here gentlemen, try some.
1605 01:07:42,893 01:07:45,026 Much love, brothers. Much love, brothers.
1606 01:07:45,062 01:07:46,828 (Calvin muttering angrily) (Calvin muttering angrily)
1607 01:07:46,863 01:07:48,863 - Fire her ass up. - Fire her ass up.
1608 01:07:48,899 01:07:50,098 - [Ana] Let's go, Hayes. - [Ana] Let's go, Hayes.
1609 01:07:57,040 01:07:59,808 - Yo man, I just can't catch a break. - Yo man, I just can't catch a break.
1610 01:07:59,843 01:08:01,976 It don't make no sense. It don't make no sense.
1611 01:08:02,012 01:08:04,946 - Man, to be honest, cuz, forget the weed, - Man, to be honest, cuz, forget the weed,
1612 01:08:04,981 01:08:07,148 forget the Bible, we might as well just start over, forget the Bible, we might as well just start over,
1613 01:08:07,184 01:08:09,984 get a brand new hustle. get a brand new hustle.
1614 01:08:10,020 01:08:12,954 - Nah man, I'm tired of starting over with you. - Nah man, I'm tired of starting over with you.
1615 01:08:12,989 01:08:14,055 It don't work. It don't work.
1616 01:08:14,091 01:08:15,790 We wouldn't even be selling weed We wouldn't even be selling weed
1617 01:08:15,826 01:08:18,726 if you would've just showed up at the bank, dog. if you would've just showed up at the bank, dog.
1618 01:08:18,762 01:08:21,863 - Man, I been hustling to help you with your dreams. - Man, I been hustling to help you with your dreams.
1619 01:08:21,898 01:08:23,965 I don't give a damn about no snacks. I don't give a damn about no snacks.
1620 01:08:24,000 01:08:26,701 I'm just trying to be a good cousin, bruh. I'm just trying to be a good cousin, bruh.
1621 01:08:26,736 01:08:27,836 And you know what, you gonna stop blaming me And you know what, you gonna stop blaming me
1622 01:08:27,871 01:08:33,007 for all your problems that go wrong in your life, man. for all your problems that go wrong in your life, man.
1623 01:08:34,077 01:08:35,009 - I know you're not finna smoke that. - I know you're not finna smoke that.
1624 01:08:35,045 01:08:37,011 - Oh, this getting smoked. - Oh, this getting smoked.
1625 01:08:43,720 01:08:46,521 (Roger snoring) (Roger snoring)
1626 01:08:47,958 01:08:49,924 - [Fly Girl] Shoot, my wig goddamn came off. - [Fly Girl] Shoot, my wig goddamn came off.
1627 01:08:49,960 01:08:52,794 - Boy, you need to clean this room up. - Boy, you need to clean this room up.
1628 01:08:52,829 01:08:54,896 - Yo, look at Roger over here sleeping. - Yo, look at Roger over here sleeping.
1629 01:08:54,931 01:08:57,699 Waste our time, let's get him. Waste our time, let's get him.
1630 01:08:59,469 01:09:00,869 - Baby Powder, what the hell you doing here? - Baby Powder, what the hell you doing here?
1631 01:09:00,904 01:09:02,537 - We heard about the Bible. - We heard about the Bible.
1632 01:09:02,572 01:09:03,905 - [Fly Girl] Mm-hmm. - [Fly Girl] Mm-hmm.
1633 01:09:03,940 01:09:07,709 - I did what you said but it's gone now. - I did what you said but it's gone now.
1634 01:09:07,744 01:09:09,944 - It's gone. - I let y'all down. - It's gone. - I let y'all down.
1635 01:09:09,980 01:09:12,647 - You didn't let us down. - You didn't let us down.
1636 01:09:12,682 01:09:13,882 You let the people down. You let the people down.
1637 01:09:13,917 01:09:14,883 - The people. - The people.
1638 01:09:14,918 01:09:16,651 - You screwed up. - You screwed up.
1639 01:09:16,686 01:09:18,887 I oughta knock the green juice outta-- I oughta knock the green juice outta--
1640 01:09:18,922 01:09:20,588 - Thanks. - Thanks.
1641 01:09:20,624 01:09:22,657 That was helping me a lot, making me feel better. That was helping me a lot, making me feel better.
1642 01:09:22,692 01:09:23,925 - Let me explain something to you, - Let me explain something to you,
1643 01:09:23,960 01:09:25,927 see the Europeans-- - School him. see the Europeans-- - School him.
1644 01:09:25,962 01:09:27,896 - They took the weed and they gentrified it. - They took the weed and they gentrified it.
1645 01:09:27,931 01:09:29,564 - The saltine crackers. - The saltine crackers.
1646 01:09:29,599 01:09:30,732 - They came in and mixed it up, - They came in and mixed it up,
1647 01:09:30,767 01:09:31,933 put their own bells and whistles on it, put their own bells and whistles on it,
1648 01:09:31,968 01:09:33,735 man, and made it they own. man, and made it they own.
1649 01:09:33,770 01:09:35,904 - You listening? - And you gotta stop them. - You listening? - And you gotta stop them.
1650 01:09:35,939 01:09:37,572 - How? - How?
1651 01:09:37,607 01:09:39,974 The weed you gave me gave me superpowers, man. The weed you gave me gave me superpowers, man.
1652 01:09:40,010 01:09:43,511 Without that, I'm just a broke-ass stoner. Without that, I'm just a broke-ass stoner.
1653 01:09:43,547 01:09:44,612 - Yeah, that's true. - Boy, that weed - Yeah, that's true. - Boy, that weed
1654 01:09:44,648 01:09:46,814 didn't give you no superpowers. didn't give you no superpowers.
1655 01:09:46,850 01:09:48,816 - Boy, you not a part of the Avengers. - Boy, you not a part of the Avengers.
1656 01:09:48,852 01:09:50,952 Ain't no Black Panther up in you. Ain't no Black Panther up in you.
1657 01:09:50,987 01:09:52,587 (Baby Powder growls) (Baby Powder growls)
1658 01:09:52,622 01:09:53,588 But he right. But he right.
1659 01:09:53,623 01:09:54,556 - But how? - But how?
1660 01:09:55,692 01:09:57,492 I don't understand. I don't understand.
1661 01:09:57,527 01:09:58,893 - You were just high. - You were just high.
1662 01:09:58,929 01:10:01,796 None of that **** was real other than what you was thinking. None of that **** was real other than what you was thinking.
1663 01:10:01,831 01:10:04,933 - [Fly Girl] Boy, just think about it. - [Fly Girl] Boy, just think about it.
1664 01:10:08,972 01:10:11,673 (McMullen groans) (McMullen groans)
1665 01:10:11,708 01:10:12,974 - [Calvin] Goddamn! - [Calvin] Goddamn!
1666 01:10:14,010 01:10:17,912 (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language)
1667 01:10:23,853 01:10:28,823 - [Baby Powder] That weed ain't get you no superpowers. - [Baby Powder] That weed ain't get you no superpowers.
1668 01:10:29,759 01:10:31,593 - What the hell's he doing? - What the hell's he doing?
1669 01:10:33,897 01:10:35,830 - All that other **** that you thought was happening, - All that other **** that you thought was happening,
1670 01:10:35,865 01:10:37,799 that wasn't real. - Duh. that wasn't real. - Duh.
1671 01:10:37,834 01:10:39,968 - Yes, you were just high. - Just high. - Yes, you were just high. - Just high.
1672 01:10:40,003 01:10:42,837 - The point is, it's not the weed, - The point is, it's not the weed,
1673 01:10:42,872 01:10:44,839 it's you. - It's you. it's you. - It's you.
1674 01:10:44,874 01:10:46,641 - This is your destiny, boy. - This is your destiny, boy.
1675 01:10:46,676 01:10:48,876 - It's your job Kool-Aid head. - It's your job Kool-Aid head.
1676 01:10:48,912 01:10:49,978 Save the weed. Save the weed.
1677 01:10:51,081 01:10:53,681 - [Both] Save the weed. - [Both] Save the weed.
1678 01:10:53,717 01:10:56,017 - Save the weed, wait. - Save the weed, wait.
1679 01:10:56,052 01:10:58,886 Wait, hold up, if the power wasn't real, Wait, hold up, if the power wasn't real,
1680 01:10:58,922 01:11:00,989 how am I talking to y'all two right now. how am I talking to y'all two right now.
1681 01:11:01,024 01:11:01,889 - Oh. - Oh.
1682 01:11:02,892 01:11:04,826 - You not talking to us. - You not talking to us.
1683 01:11:04,861 01:11:06,828 It's all in your imagination. It's all in your imagination.
1684 01:11:06,863 01:11:08,763 You're sitting on the couch high. You're sitting on the couch high.
1685 01:11:08,798 01:11:10,999 You smoked 30 blunts, you bum. You smoked 30 blunts, you bum.
1686 01:11:11,034 01:11:13,668 - You bum. - Come on with it. - You bum. - Come on with it.
1687 01:11:13,703 01:11:15,069 Come on, come on. - Ooh yeah, it's time. Come on, come on. - Ooh yeah, it's time.
1688 01:11:15,105 01:11:16,070 - Come on. - It's time. - Come on. - It's time.
1689 01:11:16,106 01:11:17,672 - Yeah. - Get him. - Yeah. - Get him.
1690 01:11:17,707 01:11:18,906 - Let it fly. - Let it fly.
1691 01:11:18,942 01:11:19,874 - Ha ha! - Ha ha!
1692 01:11:23,713 01:11:24,912 - Damn. - Damn.
1693 01:11:24,948 01:11:26,914 - Hey cuz, did a gorilla in a cowboy hat - Hey cuz, did a gorilla in a cowboy hat
1694 01:11:26,950 01:11:28,049 come talk to you, too? come talk to you, too?
1695 01:11:28,084 01:11:30,084 - What, no, Baby Powder did. - What, no, Baby Powder did.
1696 01:11:30,120 01:11:31,786 - What he say? - What he say?
1697 01:11:31,821 01:11:34,055 - He said we need to stop Ana and save the weed. - He said we need to stop Ana and save the weed.
1698 01:11:34,090 01:11:35,790 What the gorilla say? What the gorilla say?
1699 01:11:35,825 01:11:37,859 - I don't know, he was speaking Japanese, - I don't know, he was speaking Japanese,
1700 01:11:37,894 01:11:39,894 but you know what, Baby Powder is right. but you know what, Baby Powder is right.
1701 01:11:39,929 01:11:43,097 We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz, 'cause I smoked that Fye. We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz, 'cause I smoked that Fye.
1702 01:11:43,133 01:11:44,899 - What happened? - What happened?
1703 01:11:44,934 01:11:46,868 (Calvin blabbers) (Calvin screams) (Calvin blabbers) (Calvin screams)
1704 01:11:46,903 01:11:48,736 - My body's still acting weird. - My body's still acting weird.
1705 01:11:48,772 01:11:50,772 - Yo man, we gotta stop that leech, cuz. - Yo man, we gotta stop that leech, cuz.
1706 01:11:50,807 01:11:52,707 - And there's only one way. - And there's only one way.
1707 01:11:52,742 01:11:55,710 Assemble a team of pot heads. Assemble a team of pot heads.
1708 01:11:55,745 01:11:58,880 ♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪ ♪ I'm on a mission and I won't stop ♪
1709 01:11:58,915 01:12:03,117 - Oh, kids, party's over. - Oh, kids, party's over.
1710 01:12:03,153 01:12:04,952 My dealer needs me. My dealer needs me.
1711 01:12:06,856 01:12:07,722 Scram. Scram.
1712 01:12:08,825 01:12:09,891 - Cheers. - Yes. - Cheers. - Yes.
1713 01:12:11,761 01:12:13,061 - Ooh, I got a text. - Ooh, I got a text.
1714 01:12:15,765 01:12:17,632 Hell no, they trying to take our weed. Hell no, they trying to take our weed.
1715 01:12:17,667 01:12:18,766 - The hell you got going on? - The hell you got going on?
1716 01:12:18,802 01:12:19,901 - Oh, uh-uh. - Oh, uh-uh.
1717 01:12:19,936 01:12:20,835 Look, I'mma holla at y'all later, Look, I'mma holla at y'all later,
1718 01:12:20,870 01:12:21,836 I gotta go, I'll be back, okay? I gotta go, I'll be back, okay?
1719 01:12:21,871 01:12:23,104 - Where are you going? - Where are you going?
1720 01:12:23,139 01:12:25,840 - Baby, be your own gay best friend, hear? - Baby, be your own gay best friend, hear?
1721 01:12:25,875 01:12:26,808 ♪ You only live once ♪ ♪ You only live once ♪
1722 01:12:26,843 01:12:29,110 ♪ Homies in the back so we gotta live it up ♪ ♪ Homies in the back so we gotta live it up ♪
1723 01:12:29,145 01:12:32,080 - ****, boys, trouble, that damn weed need me, - ****, boys, trouble, that damn weed need me,
1724 01:12:32,115 01:12:33,948 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1725 01:12:33,983 01:12:35,083 ♪ I'm on a mission now ♪ ♪ I'm on a mission now ♪
1726 01:12:35,118 01:12:37,919 (van engine roars) (van engine roars)
1727 01:12:37,954 01:12:39,854 ♪ But it's worth a shot ♪ ♪ But it's worth a shot ♪
1728 01:12:39,889 01:12:41,155 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ ♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1729 01:12:41,191 01:12:42,924 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ ♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1730 01:12:42,959 01:12:46,060 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ ♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1731 01:12:47,130 01:12:49,697 - Somebody actually needs me. - Somebody actually needs me.
1732 01:12:49,733 01:12:50,865 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ ♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1733 01:12:50,900 01:12:52,166 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ ♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1734 01:12:52,202 01:12:55,770 ♪ You gotta let me on ♪ ♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1735 01:13:04,814 01:13:05,680 - Roger. - Roger.
1736 01:13:07,751 01:13:09,016 - Thank for coming out. - Mm-hmm. - Thank for coming out. - Mm-hmm.
1737 01:13:09,052 01:13:10,118 - We really need your help getting - We really need your help getting
1738 01:13:10,153 01:13:11,986 to the press event tonight. to the press event tonight.
1739 01:13:12,021 01:13:14,789 - Oh, so you just came here to ask me for help? - Oh, so you just came here to ask me for help?
1740 01:13:14,824 01:13:15,890 You're not gonna apologize for anything You're not gonna apologize for anything
1741 01:13:15,925 01:13:17,825 that you said the other day? that you said the other day?
1742 01:13:17,861 01:13:19,727 - You called me a bum. - You called me a bum.
1743 01:13:19,763 01:13:20,962 - Actually, you called yourself that, - Actually, you called yourself that,
1744 01:13:20,997 01:13:23,030 but if the shoe fits, sweetie, wear it. but if the shoe fits, sweetie, wear it.
1745 01:13:23,066 01:13:24,799 - Shoe fits. - Uh-huh. - Shoe fits. - Uh-huh.
1746 01:13:24,834 01:13:25,933 - Yo, I'm sorry. - Yo, I'm sorry.
1747 01:13:25,969 01:13:28,336 Did you know your boss the one who dried out Atlanta? Did you know your boss the one who dried out Atlanta?
1748 01:13:28,371 01:13:32,306 - Shh, you know how paranoid you sound right now? - Shh, you know how paranoid you sound right now?
1749 01:13:32,342 01:13:34,342 Maybe you should stop smoking so much weed. Maybe you should stop smoking so much weed.
1750 01:13:34,377 01:13:36,310 - I'm serious, she did it so she could sell - I'm serious, she did it so she could sell
1751 01:13:36,346 01:13:38,413 her new weed gadget without competition. her new weed gadget without competition.
1752 01:13:38,448 01:13:41,182 Yo, Fye is messing people up. Yo, Fye is messing people up.
1753 01:13:41,217 01:13:43,351 I got the pictures to prove it. I got the pictures to prove it.
1754 01:13:43,386 01:13:46,020 Look, Calvin got these. Look, Calvin got these.
1755 01:13:46,055 01:13:48,389 These are the Fye test subjects. These are the Fye test subjects.
1756 01:13:51,060 01:13:52,326 I need your help. I need your help.
1757 01:14:07,577 01:14:10,178 - Okay, okay, and stop, stop, stop. - Okay, okay, and stop, stop, stop.
1758 01:14:10,213 01:14:13,014 (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
1759 01:14:17,687 01:14:20,121 (hip-hop music) (hip-hop music)
1760 01:14:22,792 01:14:24,058 - [Announcer] Whether it's stress at work, - [Announcer] Whether it's stress at work,
1761 01:14:24,093 01:14:25,693 the bills piling up, the bills piling up,
1762 01:14:25,728 01:14:27,929 or the kids driving you a little crazy, or the kids driving you a little crazy,
1763 01:14:27,964 01:14:31,666 there's lots of times you wish you could get high, there's lots of times you wish you could get high,
1764 01:14:31,701 01:14:34,001 but you just can't, until now. but you just can't, until now.
1765 01:14:34,604 01:14:37,772 Introducing Fye, the clean, safe, Introducing Fye, the clean, safe,
1766 01:14:37,807 01:14:40,074 totally legal alternative to weed. totally legal alternative to weed.
1767 01:14:40,109 01:14:43,711 Take it anywhere, from the beach to the boardroom. Take it anywhere, from the beach to the boardroom.
1768 01:14:43,746 01:14:45,213 Fye does it all. Fye does it all.
1769 01:14:45,248 01:14:47,615 There's no more need for weed. There's no more need for weed.
1770 01:14:47,650 01:14:48,883 Now, there's Fye. Now, there's Fye.
1771 01:14:48,918 01:14:51,919 (audience applauds) (audience applauds)
1772 01:14:54,624 01:14:56,224 - Hey, my name is Blake Johnston, - Hey, my name is Blake Johnston,
1773 01:14:56,259 01:15:00,928 and when I need that futuristic high, I smoke that Fye. and when I need that futuristic high, I smoke that Fye.
1774 01:15:04,667 01:15:07,568 - [Calvin] Uh, C. King, thank you. - [Calvin] Uh, C. King, thank you.
1775 01:15:09,339 01:15:10,872 - [Roger] D. Nuhz. - [Roger] D. Nuhz.
1776 01:15:15,078 01:15:16,377 - [Announcer] Now, please welcome - [Announcer] Now, please welcome
1777 01:15:16,412 01:15:18,913 our founder and CEO, Ana Cheever. our founder and CEO, Ana Cheever.
1778 01:15:18,948 01:15:21,916 (audience cheering) (audience cheering)
1779 01:15:23,920 01:15:26,554 - All right, thank you, yeah. - All right, thank you, yeah.
1780 01:15:29,692 01:15:31,893 All right, all right, yeah. All right, all right, yeah.
1781 01:15:34,430 01:15:36,831 Did you like what you saw? Did you like what you saw?
1782 01:15:36,866 01:15:37,899 You like it? You like it?
1783 01:15:39,035 01:15:40,301 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
1784 01:15:40,870 01:15:44,639 Marijuana is a problem in our community, Marijuana is a problem in our community,
1785 01:15:45,408 01:15:49,644 and making weed legal is not the solution, and making weed legal is not the solution,
1786 01:15:49,679 01:15:52,914 but replacing it with something better, cleaner, but replacing it with something better, cleaner,
1787 01:15:52,949 01:15:56,784 and safer is a solution, and we've done just that. and safer is a solution, and we've done just that.
1788 01:15:56,819 01:15:58,619 And it is Fye. And it is Fye.
1789 01:15:58,655 01:16:01,656 (audience cheering) (audience cheering)
1790 01:16:03,826 01:16:05,793 - All the weed in Atlanta is hidden somewhere - All the weed in Atlanta is hidden somewhere
1791 01:16:05,828 01:16:07,862 in this building and we gotta find it. in this building and we gotta find it.
1792 01:16:07,897 01:16:10,031 - Don't even trip, I already got somebody on it. - Don't even trip, I already got somebody on it.
1793 01:16:10,066 01:16:11,332 - My cousin. - My cousin.
1794 01:16:11,367 01:16:14,402 (suspenseful music) (suspenseful music)
1795 01:16:23,179 01:16:26,013 (man yells) (man yells)
1796 01:16:26,049 01:16:28,616 - [Quenton] Attack your ass. - [Quenton] Attack your ass.
1797 01:16:35,058 01:16:37,358 - [Ana] Now, when I started my company - [Ana] Now, when I started my company
1798 01:16:37,393 01:16:40,962 back in my dorm at my women's liberal arts college back in my dorm at my women's liberal arts college
1799 01:16:40,997 01:16:42,830 where I studied-- where I studied--
1800 01:16:42,865 01:16:45,967 - Uh, get your ass back, thanks. - Uh, get your ass back, thanks.
1801 01:16:49,739 01:16:50,738 - Let's do this. - Let's do this.
1802 01:16:50,773 01:16:51,906 - You got it, babe. - You got it, babe.
1803 01:16:51,941 01:16:53,074 - Babe? - Babe?
1804 01:16:53,109 01:16:54,375 She called me babe, she called me babe. She called me babe, she called me babe.
1805 01:16:54,410 01:16:56,844 - I heard, I heard. - I heard, I heard.
1806 01:16:56,879 01:16:59,747 - Other than that, my vision never-- - Other than that, my vision never--
1807 01:16:59,782 01:17:01,849 (man grunts) (man grunts)
1808 01:17:01,884 01:17:05,186 Technology bring the world together. Technology bring the world together.
1809 01:17:05,221 01:17:09,690 Oh, that is not part of the presentation. Oh, that is not part of the presentation.
1810 01:17:09,726 01:17:11,192 Technical difficulties. Technical difficulties.
1811 01:17:11,227 01:17:13,894 Can we get this fixed, please? Can we get this fixed, please?
1812 01:17:15,031 01:17:16,130 - Thanks, Ana. - Thanks, Ana.
1813 01:17:17,233 01:17:20,101 Hi everyone, my name is Calvin Hi everyone, my name is Calvin
1814 01:17:20,136 01:17:21,869 and this here is my cousin, Roger. and this here is my cousin, Roger.
1815 01:17:21,904 01:17:25,039 - Uh my mic, can you get my mic back on, please? - Uh my mic, can you get my mic back on, please?
1816 01:17:25,074 01:17:28,175 - And we came here today to stop Verdant - And we came here today to stop Verdant
1817 01:17:28,211 01:17:30,945 from destroying one of the greatest from destroying one of the greatest
1818 01:17:30,980 01:17:33,848 American institutions, marijuana. American institutions, marijuana.
1819 01:17:35,118 01:17:37,218 - Can we get security up here, please? - Can we get security up here, please?
1820 01:17:37,253 01:17:38,219 - Check it out. - Check it out.
1821 01:17:38,254 01:17:40,221 I don't believe this. I don't believe this.
1822 01:17:40,256 01:17:41,789 - Get it in there. - Get it in there.
1823 01:17:41,824 01:17:42,823 - Oh. - Oh.
1824 01:17:45,061 01:17:46,027 - [Quenton] Child, you oughta see - [Quenton] Child, you oughta see
1825 01:17:46,062 01:17:47,962 all the weed they got in there. all the weed they got in there.
1826 01:17:47,997 01:17:49,897 - That's at least a gram. - That's at least a gram.
1827 01:17:49,932 01:17:51,932 - Weed is not the problem. - Talk to 'em, cousin. - Weed is not the problem. - Talk to 'em, cousin.
1828 01:17:51,968 01:17:54,235 - The man is the problem. - The man is the problem.
1829 01:17:54,270 01:17:56,904 Actually, in this case, the woman-- Actually, in this case, the woman--
1830 01:17:56,939 01:17:58,906 (Ana gasps) (Ana gasps)
1831 01:17:58,941 01:17:59,907 Y'all women. Y'all women.
1832 01:18:01,811 01:18:03,044 - Security, please? - Security, please?
1833 01:18:03,079 01:18:04,712 Security, please? Security, please?
1834 01:18:05,748 01:18:08,783 - Yo, we're dying out here, we need that smoke. - Yo, we're dying out here, we need that smoke.
1835 01:18:08,818 01:18:10,284 - Hey Jasper, how much longer? - Hey Jasper, how much longer?
1836 01:18:10,319 01:18:12,253 - A goddamn rush job like this (mumbles) - A goddamn rush job like this (mumbles)
1837 01:18:12,288 01:18:15,089 Gotta get it right, the weed gotta be (mumbles) Gotta get it right, the weed gotta be (mumbles)
1838 01:18:15,124 01:18:17,158 Talking about, you feel me? Talking about, you feel me?
1839 01:18:17,193 01:18:18,893 - Uh, two minutes? - Uh, two minutes?
1840 01:18:20,496 01:18:22,930 - Weed is natural, okay? - Weed is natural, okay?
1841 01:18:22,965 01:18:25,132 It's not some machine that you could just plug up It's not some machine that you could just plug up
1842 01:18:25,168 01:18:29,103 into the wall to get a charge up, no, no. into the wall to get a charge up, no, no.
1843 01:18:29,138 01:18:31,138 This woman over here is turning This woman over here is turning
1844 01:18:31,174 01:18:34,108 y'all into junkies for profit. y'all into junkies for profit.
1845 01:18:34,143 01:18:35,476 Fye is not fly. Fye is not fly.
1846 01:18:36,345 01:18:38,079 Look what it did to me. Look what it did to me.
1847 01:18:38,114 01:18:40,948 (audience shrieking) (audience shrieking)
1848 01:18:40,983 01:18:42,083 - [Ana] I had nothing to do with it. - [Ana] I had nothing to do with it.
1849 01:18:42,118 01:18:43,517 - [Calvin] Look at it. - [Calvin] Look at it.
1850 01:18:43,553 01:18:47,021 Yes, weed coming from my nipple, this is what Fye did. Yes, weed coming from my nipple, this is what Fye did.
1851 01:18:47,056 01:18:48,956 - I told you not to smoke that ****. - I told you not to smoke that ****.
1852 01:18:48,991 01:18:53,961 - Bro, my nipples be leaking, bro. (screams) - Bro, my nipples be leaking, bro. (screams)
1853 01:18:54,864 01:18:55,963 - [Jasper] Move the meat, - [Jasper] Move the meat,
1854 01:18:55,998 01:18:57,298 boy that goddamn meat better move, boy. boy that goddamn meat better move, boy.
1855 01:18:57,333 01:19:02,269 The goddamn smoke gotta goddamn fill up (mumbles) The goddamn smoke gotta goddamn fill up (mumbles)
1856 01:19:03,840 01:19:05,606 - [Calvin] Real weed. - [Calvin] Real weed.
1857 01:19:05,641 01:19:07,108 - [Roger And Calvin] Real weed. - [Roger And Calvin] Real weed.
1858 01:19:07,143 01:19:08,008 - Come on, y'all. - Come on, y'all.
1859 01:19:08,044 01:19:09,110 - [Roger And Calvin] Real weed. - [Roger And Calvin] Real weed.
1860 01:19:09,145 01:19:10,144 (Calvin screams) (Calvin screams)
1861 01:19:10,179 01:19:12,146 - Real weed, real. - Real weed, real.
1862 01:19:12,181 01:19:15,082 (Calvin grunting) (Calvin grunting)
1863 01:19:21,190 01:19:23,023 - Let's get back to the presentation, shall we? - Let's get back to the presentation, shall we?
1864 01:19:23,059 01:19:26,127 - Hold up, there's something very important - Hold up, there's something very important
1865 01:19:26,162 01:19:30,297 I want you guys to all know about my boss, I want you guys to all know about my boss,
1866 01:19:30,333 01:19:34,235 the wonderful, caring, community-minded, the wonderful, caring, community-minded,
1867 01:19:34,270 01:19:37,171 super woke CEO. super woke CEO.
1868 01:19:37,206 01:19:39,006 - Alicia, thank you, finally someone's - Alicia, thank you, finally someone's
1869 01:19:39,041 01:19:41,542 talking some sense around here. talking some sense around here.
1870 01:19:41,577 01:19:42,710 - My friend Calvin there, - My friend Calvin there,
1871 01:19:42,745 01:19:46,013 he actually recorded something that you guys should see, he actually recorded something that you guys should see,
1872 01:19:46,048 01:19:48,983 so let's just go ahead and hit it. so let's just go ahead and hit it.
1873 01:19:51,053 01:19:51,986 Oh, oh no. Oh, oh no.
1874 01:19:53,589 01:19:55,055 Wait, no, no, no. Wait, no, no, no.
1875 01:19:56,192 01:19:57,892 Okay, all right. Okay, all right.
1876 01:19:57,927 01:19:59,860 - Oh, we didn't just buy your weed. - Oh, we didn't just buy your weed.
1877 01:19:59,896 01:20:01,195 We bought everybody's weed, We bought everybody's weed,
1878 01:20:01,230 01:20:04,031 and what we couldn't buy, well, we took that. and what we couldn't buy, well, we took that.
1879 01:20:04,066 01:20:05,032 Well, we took that. Well, we took that.
1880 01:20:05,067 01:20:06,367 Took that. Took that.
1881 01:20:06,402 01:20:10,571 And guess what, the cool refreshing answer is Fye. And guess what, the cool refreshing answer is Fye.
1882 01:20:11,941 01:20:13,874 Me, a fake? Me, a fake?
1883 01:20:13,910 01:20:16,377 I assure you, I am 100% woke. I assure you, I am 100% woke.
1884 01:20:17,113 01:20:20,948 Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich. Dealers go to jail, but I'm gonna be rich.
1885 01:20:20,983 01:20:23,050 You should thank me, I did you people a favor. You should thank me, I did you people a favor.
1886 01:20:23,085 01:20:24,218 (audience gasping) (audience gasping)
1887 01:20:24,253 01:20:27,188 Thank me, I did you people a favor. Thank me, I did you people a favor.
1888 01:20:28,224 01:20:31,192 - You see, and my friends Calvin and Roger here, - You see, and my friends Calvin and Roger here,
1889 01:20:31,227 01:20:33,194 they're the ones that tried to stop her. they're the ones that tried to stop her.
1890 01:20:33,229 01:20:34,295 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.
1891 01:20:34,330 01:20:38,399 (audience applauds) (audience boos) (audience applauds) (audience boos)
1892 01:20:38,434 01:20:41,135 - Hey man, get off me and go arrest a white woman for once. - Hey man, get off me and go arrest a white woman for once.
1893 01:20:41,170 01:20:42,303 Get off of me. Get off of me.
1894 01:20:42,338 01:20:44,071 - You know what, I'm just gonna go. - You know what, I'm just gonna go.
1895 01:20:44,106 01:20:46,140 - [Calvin] Why's y'all waiting, you didn't wait on me. - [Calvin] Why's y'all waiting, you didn't wait on me.
1896 01:20:46,175 01:20:48,642 (audience applauds) (audience applauds)
1897 01:20:48,678 01:20:50,144 - Real weed! - Real weed!
1898 01:20:50,179 01:20:54,348 - [All] Real weed, real weed, real weed, real weed. - [All] Real weed, real weed, real weed, real weed.
1899 01:20:55,184 01:20:57,618 - [Announcer] Now, to celebrate the return of weed, - [Announcer] Now, to celebrate the return of weed,
1900 01:20:57,653 01:20:59,453 please welcome Blac Youngsta. please welcome Blac Youngsta.
1901 01:20:59,488 01:21:03,224 ("Booty" by Blac Youngsta) ("Booty" by Blac Youngsta)
1902 01:21:05,261 01:21:07,995 ♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you, twerk ♪ ♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you, twerk ♪
1903 01:21:08,030 01:21:09,330 ♪ I'll throw a little money if you twerk ♪ ♪ I'll throw a little money if you twerk ♪
1904 01:21:09,365 01:21:12,233 ♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪ ♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪
1905 01:21:12,268 01:21:14,468 ♪ Twerk, if you broke go to work ♪ ♪ Twerk, if you broke go to work ♪
1906 01:21:14,503 01:21:16,237 ♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪ ♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪
1907 01:21:16,272 01:21:19,440 ♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪ ♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪
1908 01:21:19,475 01:21:21,342 ♪ Pop it, stop it, drop it, pop it ♪ ♪ Pop it, stop it, drop it, pop it ♪
1909 01:21:21,377 01:21:22,943 ♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy ♪ ♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy ♪
1910 01:21:22,979 01:21:25,746 ♪ I'm a, rocket ♪ ♪ I'm a, rocket ♪
1911 01:21:25,781 01:21:28,015 ♪ I ain't got no, heart ♪ ♪ I ain't got no, heart ♪
1912 01:21:28,050 01:21:29,450 ♪ I can't be loyal to you ♪ ♪ I can't be loyal to you ♪
1913 01:21:29,485 01:21:32,186 ♪ You weren't here from the start ♪ ♪ You weren't here from the start ♪
1914 01:21:32,221 01:21:34,288 ♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you twerk ♪ ♪ Twerk, girl I wanna see you twerk ♪
1915 01:21:34,323 01:21:36,090 ♪ I'll throw a lil money if you twerk ♪ ♪ I'll throw a lil money if you twerk ♪
1916 01:21:36,125 01:21:39,326 ♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪ ♪ I don't really think you could twerk ♪
1917 01:21:39,362 01:21:41,262 ♪ Money don't walk, I gotta go and get it ♪ ♪ Money don't walk, I gotta go and get it ♪
1918 01:21:41,297 01:21:42,963 ♪ Shake that booty, I'll come visit ♪ ♪ Shake that booty, I'll come visit ♪
1919 01:21:42,999 01:21:46,033 ♪ If you thick, I might hit it ♪ ♪ If you thick, I might hit it ♪
1920 01:21:46,068 01:21:48,269 ♪ Can I touch that booty ♪ ♪ Can I touch that booty ♪
1921 01:21:48,304 01:21:51,205 ♪ That booty, that big ol' booty ♪ ♪ That booty, that big ol' booty ♪
1922 01:21:51,240 01:21:52,773 ♪ Shake that booty ♪ ♪ Shake that booty ♪
1923 01:21:52,808 01:21:54,275 ♪ Can I lay on the booty ♪ ♪ Can I lay on the booty ♪
1924 01:21:54,310 01:21:56,043 ♪ Mike Tyson on the booty ♪ ♪ Mike Tyson on the booty ♪
1925 01:21:56,078 01:21:57,378 ♪ Copyright that booty ♪ ♪ Copyright that booty ♪
1926 01:21:57,413 01:22:00,281 (audience cheering) (audience cheering)
1927 01:22:00,316 01:22:04,184 (moves into triumphant music) (moves into triumphant music)
1928 01:22:07,423 01:22:09,290 ♪ Throw a xan we might act up ♪ ♪ Throw a xan we might act up ♪
1929 01:22:09,325 01:22:11,492 ♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you know we all strapped up ♪ ♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you know we all strapped up ♪
1930 01:22:11,527 01:22:14,161 ♪ Your, she want me, 'cause she seen a nigga stacked up ♪ ♪ Your, she want me, 'cause she seen a nigga stacked up ♪
1931 01:22:14,196 01:22:16,497 ♪ But I can't keep her, I just want to beat her back up ♪ ♪ But I can't keep her, I just want to beat her back up ♪
1932 01:22:16,532 01:22:18,299 ♪ Now I'm in the 'Rari switching lanes ♪ ♪ Now I'm in the 'Rari switching lanes ♪
1933 01:22:18,334 01:22:21,068 ♪ Pull up to the street and they all know my name ♪ ♪ Pull up to the street and they all know my name ♪
1934 01:22:21,103 01:22:23,404 ♪ Now I got a bag, and my baby chain swing ♪ ♪ Now I got a bag, and my baby chain swing ♪
1935 01:22:23,439 01:22:25,706 - Yo, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. - Yo, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
1936 01:22:25,741 01:22:28,342 I should've always knew you were ride or die. I should've always knew you were ride or die.
1937 01:22:28,377 01:22:32,479 - Yeah, well, this is the best time I've had in... - Yeah, well, this is the best time I've had in...
1938 01:22:34,116 01:22:35,015 Actually, I don't even know. Actually, I don't even know.
1939 01:22:35,051 01:22:38,485 - Me too, yo, so like, when we going out? - Me too, yo, so like, when we going out?
1940 01:22:39,555 01:22:42,022 - Look at you, being all assertive. - Look at you, being all assertive.
1941 01:22:42,058 01:22:43,424 - Well you know, we did just disrupt - Well you know, we did just disrupt
1942 01:22:43,459 01:22:46,093 a multi-million dollar corporation a multi-million dollar corporation
1943 01:22:46,128 01:22:49,797 and we saved weed, so I'm feeling kinda good. and we saved weed, so I'm feeling kinda good.
1944 01:22:50,566 01:22:52,533 - I bet you I can make you feel even better. - I bet you I can make you feel even better.
1945 01:22:52,568 01:22:53,767 - You can make me feel better. - You can make me feel better.
1946 01:22:53,803 01:22:54,535 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1947 01:23:00,276 01:23:02,343 (people cheering) (people cheering)
1948 01:23:02,378 01:23:04,111 - Goddamn! - Goddamn!
1949 01:23:04,146 01:23:06,080 - I mean. - Get a room! - I mean. - Get a room!
1950 01:23:08,150 01:23:09,550 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1951 01:23:09,585 01:23:11,452 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1952 01:23:11,487 01:23:13,287 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1953 01:23:13,322 01:23:15,222 ♪ Hope you feel the same way ♪ ♪ Hope you feel the same way ♪
1954 01:23:15,257 01:23:17,358 ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪ ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1955 01:23:17,393 01:23:19,393 - Yo, 2 Smacked, got a ravioli nachos - Yo, 2 Smacked, got a ravioli nachos
1956 01:23:19,428 01:23:21,395 and a gumbo dog for you. and a gumbo dog for you.
1957 01:23:21,430 01:23:23,397 - Yeah, Roger, that you? - Yeah, Roger, that you?
1958 01:23:25,434 01:23:28,135 - Yo, Cecil dude, what's happening. - Yo, Cecil dude, what's happening.
1959 01:23:28,170 01:23:29,470 - Just in here starving, bro. - Just in here starving, bro.
1960 01:23:29,505 01:23:31,305 So you still out here tryna scrounge around So you still out here tryna scrounge around
1961 01:23:31,340 01:23:32,873 and be a delivery boy, huh? and be a delivery boy, huh?
1962 01:23:32,908 01:23:35,242 - Nah man, actually I own 2 Smacked, bro. - Nah man, actually I own 2 Smacked, bro.
1963 01:23:35,277 01:23:36,477 - Word. - Yeah, we just closed - Word. - Yeah, we just closed
1964 01:23:36,512 01:23:37,778 another round of financing, another round of financing,
1965 01:23:37,813 01:23:39,480 putting our value over 150 million. putting our value over 150 million.
1966 01:23:39,515 01:23:42,249 That's my whip right there. That's my whip right there.
1967 01:23:42,284 01:23:43,550 - That's you? - Yeah, man. - That's you? - Yeah, man.
1968 01:23:43,586 01:23:45,486 - Wow, why you out here delivering the food? - Wow, why you out here delivering the food?
1969 01:23:45,521 01:23:47,454 - Ah, I just like staying connected to the customer. - Ah, I just like staying connected to the customer.
1970 01:23:47,490 01:23:49,490 You're the customer, I'm staying connected. You're the customer, I'm staying connected.
1971 01:23:49,525 01:23:51,492 You're my last drop before we go somewhere special. You're my last drop before we go somewhere special.
1972 01:23:51,527 01:23:55,295 My girl just got upgraded to VP, so she earned a raise. My girl just got upgraded to VP, so she earned a raise.
1973 01:23:55,331 01:23:56,597 Ain't that right, babe? Ain't that right, babe?
1974 01:23:56,632 01:23:58,499 - I'm waiting, babe. - I'm waiting, babe.
1975 01:23:58,534 01:24:00,100 - Gotta go, man. - Gotta go, man.
1976 01:24:00,136 01:24:01,101 Enjoy that. Enjoy that.
1977 01:24:03,439 01:24:04,905 - Damn. - Damn.
1978 01:24:04,940 01:24:07,107 I think I just got ate. I think I just got ate.
1979 01:24:07,143 01:24:09,910 ♪ All night I been watching you ♪ ♪ All night I been watching you ♪
1980 01:24:09,945 01:24:12,646 ♪ So tonight you're leaving with me ♪ ♪ So tonight you're leaving with me ♪
1981 01:24:12,681 01:24:14,581 ♪ I been waiting my whole life ♪ ♪ I been waiting my whole life ♪
1982 01:24:14,617 01:24:15,549 - Let's go. - Let's go.
1983 01:24:17,153 01:24:18,419 ♪ It's on now ♪ ♪ It's on now ♪
1984 01:24:18,454 01:24:20,654 ♪ We forever young ♪ (music drowns out voice) ♪ We forever young ♪ (music drowns out voice)
1985 01:24:20,689 01:24:24,291 (Calvin screams) (Calvin screams)
1986 01:24:24,326 01:24:25,492 - [Calvin] Let's go. - [Calvin] Let's go.
1987 01:24:25,528 01:24:26,627 ♪ Let me check your fouls ♪ ♪ Let me check your fouls ♪
1988 01:24:26,662 01:24:28,195 ♪ Two technicals but you beautiful ♪ ♪ Two technicals but you beautiful ♪
1989 01:24:28,230 01:24:30,564 - [Calvin] What are we doing? - [Calvin] What are we doing?
1990 01:24:32,668 01:24:35,001 - [Alicia] Make this thing fly. - [Alicia] Make this thing fly.