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1 | 00:00:16,100 | 00:00:17,350 | (TURN UP THE RADIO PLAYING) | (TURN UP THE RADIO PLAYING) |
2 | 00:00:31,949 | 00:00:33,324 | MAN: (SINGING) Turn it up! | MAN: (SINGING) Turn it up! |
3 | 00:00:54,638 | 00:00:58,141 | Turn up the radio | Turn up the radio |
4 | 00:00:58,934 | 00:01:02,937 | I need the music Give me some more | I need the music Give me some more |
5 | 00:01:03,897 | 00:01:05,565 | NICK: Come on, Boots, you have three minutes left. | NICK: Come on, Boots, you have three minutes left. |
6 | 00:01:05,649 | 00:01:08,735 | You can do this. You came to me, remember? | You can do this. You came to me, remember? |
7 | 00:01:08,819 | 00:01:10,987 | It's not about losing weight. It's about a lifestyle change. | It's not about losing weight. It's about a lifestyle change. |
8 | 00:01:11,071 | 00:01:12,196 | (CELL PHONE RINGING) | (CELL PHONE RINGING) |
9 | 00:01:12,281 | 00:01:13,322 | (BARKING) | (BARKING) |
10 | 00:01:18,370 | 00:01:20,496 | Nick, you have a customer. | Nick, you have a customer. |
11 | 00:01:21,290 | 00:01:22,623 | Like we practiced. | Like we practiced. |
12 | 00:01:22,708 | 00:01:24,542 | Right away, Terry. | Right away, Terry. |
13 | 00:01:27,713 | 00:01:29,172 | 'Sup, dawg? | 'Sup, dawg? |
14 | 00:01:30,674 | 00:01:32,633 | Oh. Ha! Funny. | Oh. Ha! Funny. |
15 | 00:01:32,718 | 00:01:33,843 | It's the name of the store. | It's the name of the store. |
16 | 00:01:34,011 | 00:01:35,136 | What can I do for you, man? | What can I do for you, man? |
17 | 00:01:35,220 | 00:01:38,097 | Bono has been doing this for three days. | Bono has been doing this for three days. |
18 | 00:01:38,348 | 00:01:39,348 | (MOANING) | (MOANING) |
19 | 00:01:39,433 | 00:01:40,641 | It's fucking disgusting. | It's fucking disgusting. |
20 | 00:01:40,726 | 00:01:41,726 | Bring him up here. | Bring him up here. |
21 | 00:01:41,810 | 00:01:43,436 | Bono, Bono, come. | Bono, Bono, come. |
22 | 00:01:43,520 | 00:01:44,520 | Bono, up! | Bono, up! |
23 | 00:01:44,605 | 00:01:46,272 | Don't yell at him like that. | Don't yell at him like that. |
24 | 00:01:46,690 | 00:01:48,649 | Okay. Okay. Cool. You're gonna... | Okay. Okay. Cool. You're gonna... |
25 | 00:01:48,734 | 00:01:50,568 | I might just look... | I might just look... |
26 | 00:01:53,030 | 00:01:54,071 | (WHIMPERS) | (WHIMPERS) |
27 | 00:01:56,909 | 00:01:58,409 | Do I know you? | Do I know you? |
28 | 00:01:58,535 | 00:01:59,744 | I know you. | I know you. |
29 | 00:01:59,828 | 00:02:01,746 | You're the singer from Chocolate Lipstick. | You're the singer from Chocolate Lipstick. |
30 | 00:02:01,830 | 00:02:03,539 | You guys used to play at the Jam Shack on Friday nights. | You guys used to play at the Jam Shack on Friday nights. |
31 | 00:02:03,624 | 00:02:05,041 | Damn! You remember that? | Damn! You remember that? |
32 | 00:02:05,125 | 00:02:06,209 | You were so good. Yeah. | You were so good. Yeah. |
33 | 00:02:06,293 | 00:02:07,543 | Oh, my God, you still singing? | Oh, my God, you still singing? |
34 | 00:02:07,628 | 00:02:10,129 | Nah. That was a long time ago. | Nah. That was a long time ago. |
35 | 00:02:10,214 | 00:02:12,465 | Wow! What are you doing now? | Wow! What are you doing now? |
36 | 00:02:13,884 | 00:02:16,260 | You get shit out of dogs' asses. | You get shit out of dogs' asses. |
37 | 00:02:16,512 | 00:02:18,221 | That's great. | That's great. |
38 | 00:02:18,555 | 00:02:20,181 | You own a BMW? | You own a BMW? |
39 | 00:02:20,599 | 00:02:22,475 | Yeah, can you tell? | Yeah, can you tell? |
40 | 00:02:24,978 | 00:02:26,354 | (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) | (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) |
41 | 00:02:26,438 | 00:02:27,855 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
42 | 00:02:28,899 | 00:02:30,691 | (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Adam, it's Lou. Don't hang up, okay? | (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Adam, it's Lou. Don't hang up, okay? |
43 | 00:02:30,776 | 00:02:32,735 | It's not about money. It's about making money. | It's not about money. It's about making money. |
44 | 00:02:32,820 | 00:02:34,403 | You and me, buddy. | You and me, buddy. |
45 | 00:02:34,488 | 00:02:35,822 | LILY: Hi, it's me. | LILY: Hi, it's me. |
46 | 00:02:35,906 | 00:02:38,825 | So, I did everything according to your stupid fucking plan. | So, I did everything according to your stupid fucking plan. |
47 | 00:02:38,909 | 00:02:40,660 | I took everything with the yellow stickers | I took everything with the yellow stickers |
48 | 00:02:40,744 | 00:02:43,871 | and I left you everything with the red stickers. | and I left you everything with the red stickers. |
49 | 00:02:45,082 | 00:02:47,208 | There was some stuff in your closet with no stickers, | There was some stuff in your closet with no stickers, |
50 | 00:02:47,292 | 00:02:49,669 | so I threw that in a pile and burned it in the backyard. | so I threw that in a pile and burned it in the backyard. |
51 | 00:02:49,753 | 00:02:50,795 | (LILY CHUCKLING) | (LILY CHUCKLING) |
52 | 00:02:50,879 | 00:02:52,672 | Seemed like the right thing to do. | Seemed like the right thing to do. |
53 | 00:02:52,756 | 00:02:55,007 | And thank you for claiming that empty plastic bottle. | And thank you for claiming that empty plastic bottle. |
54 | 00:02:55,092 | 00:02:57,802 | I was prepared to fight you on that one. | I was prepared to fight you on that one. |
55 | 00:02:58,262 | 00:03:00,847 | Anyway, I left you something on the counter. | Anyway, I left you something on the counter. |
56 | 00:03:00,931 | 00:03:03,599 | It's from the heart. | It's from the heart. |
57 | 00:03:03,851 | 00:03:05,017 | (ADAM SIGHS) | (ADAM SIGHS) |
58 | 00:03:05,936 | 00:03:08,646 | Oh, and one last thing. Um... | Oh, and one last thing. Um... |
59 | 00:03:08,856 | 00:03:12,608 | The TV had a red sticker on it, but I took it anyway. | The TV had a red sticker on it, but I took it anyway. |
60 | 00:03:13,068 | 00:03:14,235 | (CHOKING) | (CHOKING) |
61 | 00:03:14,319 | 00:03:15,611 | Bye. | Bye. |
62 | 00:03:16,363 | 00:03:18,447 | JACOB: Just keeping my head down. | JACOB: Just keeping my head down. |
63 | 00:03:21,451 | 00:03:26,038 | Not getting shivved today. Let's knock these reps out. Mmm! Mmm! | Not getting shivved today. Let's knock these reps out. Mmm! Mmm! |
64 | 00:03:30,043 | 00:03:32,962 | Turn on a light, Jake. Open a window. | Turn on a light, Jake. Open a window. |
65 | 00:03:33,046 | 00:03:35,756 | Go outdoors. Jesus Christ! | Go outdoors. Jesus Christ! |
66 | 00:03:35,841 | 00:03:37,466 | Why don't you get out of the house this weekend, huh? | Why don't you get out of the house this weekend, huh? |
67 | 00:03:37,593 | 00:03:40,636 | What should I do out of the house, Uncle Adam? | What should I do out of the house, Uncle Adam? |
68 | 00:03:40,971 | 00:03:43,055 | I don't know. Anything that corresponds with reality. | I don't know. Anything that corresponds with reality. |
69 | 00:03:43,140 | 00:03:45,558 | Apply for a job. Maybe try to go to college. | Apply for a job. Maybe try to go to college. |
70 | 00:03:45,642 | 00:03:47,268 | I don't know. That all sounds kind of overrated. | I don't know. That all sounds kind of overrated. |
71 | 00:03:47,352 | 00:03:48,895 | You don't like it, you can move back in with your mom. | You don't like it, you can move back in with your mom. |
72 | 00:03:48,979 | 00:03:51,022 | No, I can't actually. She moved in with her new boyfriend. | No, I can't actually. She moved in with her new boyfriend. |
73 | 00:03:51,106 | 00:03:52,857 | I will not be anywhere near that. | I will not be anywhere near that. |
74 | 00:03:52,941 | 00:03:54,025 | She moved in with him? | She moved in with him? |
75 | 00:03:54,109 | 00:03:55,860 | Yeah, the taxidermist. | Yeah, the taxidermist. |
76 | 00:03:56,778 | 00:03:58,863 | The taxidermist is stuffing my mother. | The taxidermist is stuffing my mother. |
77 | 00:03:58,947 | 00:04:00,031 | Ugh! Kelly. | Ugh! Kelly. |
78 | 00:04:00,115 | 00:04:02,450 | She's your sister. You should call her once in a while. Check in. | She's your sister. You should call her once in a while. Check in. |
79 | 00:04:02,534 | 00:04:04,452 | Well, maybe she should check in with me. Ever think of that? | Well, maybe she should check in with me. Ever think of that? |
80 | 00:04:04,536 | 00:04:05,870 | JACOB: Yeah. That's interesting. | JACOB: Yeah. That's interesting. |
81 | 00:04:05,954 | 00:04:07,622 | Listen, I've got a big court date in a few minutes. | Listen, I've got a big court date in a few minutes. |
82 | 00:04:07,706 | 00:04:09,582 | If I miss it, I'm kind of screwed. Why do you waste your time | If I miss it, I'm kind of screwed. Why do you waste your time |
83 | 00:04:09,666 | 00:04:11,042 | with that Second Life bullshit? | with that Second Life bullshit? |
84 | 00:04:11,126 | 00:04:13,294 | Look at you, you're still in jail. You were in jail last week. | Look at you, you're still in jail. You were in jail last week. |
85 | 00:04:13,378 | 00:04:15,463 | Yeah. I'm a prisoner. It's called "doing hard time." | Yeah. I'm a prisoner. It's called "doing hard time." |
86 | 00:04:15,547 | 00:04:17,131 | Can't you be like a warrior or a shaman | Can't you be like a warrior or a shaman |
87 | 00:04:17,215 | 00:04:18,424 | or an Orc or some shit like that? | or an Orc or some shit like that? |
88 | 00:04:18,508 | 00:04:20,593 | No, no. In life, you make choices, | No, no. In life, you make choices, |
89 | 00:04:20,677 | 00:04:22,428 | and if you screw up you have to pay for those choices. | and if you screw up you have to pay for those choices. |
90 | 00:04:22,512 | 00:04:24,847 | You're 20 years old, you haven't made an important choice in your life. | You're 20 years old, you haven't made an important choice in your life. |
91 | 00:04:24,932 | 00:04:27,600 | What are you mad about? What is this? | What are you mad about? What is this? |
92 | 00:04:28,894 | 00:04:30,937 | I don't know if you noticed, but Lily moved out. | I don't know if you noticed, but Lily moved out. |
93 | 00:04:31,021 | 00:04:32,855 | Is that what all the shuffling was? | Is that what all the shuffling was? |
94 | 00:04:32,940 | 00:04:34,023 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
95 | 00:04:34,650 | 00:04:36,359 | What did you do? | What did you do? |
96 | 00:04:37,945 | 00:04:39,820 | I didn't do anything. | I didn't do anything. |
97 | 00:04:44,117 | 00:04:46,327 | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) |
98 | 00:04:46,411 | 00:04:47,536 | (TIRES SQUEALING) | (TIRES SQUEALING) |
99 | 00:04:55,545 | 00:04:57,296 | (HOME SWEET HOME PLAYING) | (HOME SWEET HOME PLAYING) |
100 | 00:04:57,381 | 00:04:59,173 | No fucking way! | No fucking way! |
101 | 00:05:05,222 | 00:05:08,265 | (SINGING) You know I'm a dreamer | (SINGING) You know I'm a dreamer |
102 | 00:05:08,850 | 00:05:12,144 | But my heart's of gold | But my heart's of gold |
103 | 00:05:12,229 | 00:05:15,356 | I had to run away high | I had to run away high |
104 | 00:05:15,440 | 00:05:20,444 | So I wouldn't come home low Just when things went... | So I wouldn't come home low Just when things went... |
105 | 00:05:25,534 | 00:05:29,203 | ...song And you'll never be left all alone | ...song And you'll never be left all alone |
106 | 00:05:29,287 | 00:05:30,538 | (ENGINE REVVING) | (ENGINE REVVING) |
107 | 00:05:30,706 | 00:05:36,585 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
108 | 00:05:36,670 | 00:05:40,172 | Home sweet home | Home sweet home |
109 | 00:05:41,049 | 00:05:46,012 | Tonight, tonight I'm on my way | Tonight, tonight I'm on my way |
110 | 00:05:46,096 | 00:05:49,849 | Home sweet home | Home sweet home |
111 | 00:05:50,058 | 00:05:52,685 | MALE NARRATOR: (ON TV) Even among the gentle prairie squirrels, | MALE NARRATOR: (ON TV) Even among the gentle prairie squirrels, |
112 | 00:05:52,769 | 00:05:53,769 | (CELL PHONE RINGING) | (CELL PHONE RINGING) |
113 | 00:05:53,854 | 00:05:56,397 | The mate-less male is subjected to a humiliating ritual. | The mate-less male is subjected to a humiliating ritual. |
114 | 00:05:59,526 | 00:06:00,776 | Hello. | Hello. |
115 | 00:06:01,778 | 00:06:02,987 | What? | What? |
116 | 00:06:06,366 | 00:06:07,658 | Fuck! | Fuck! |
117 | 00:06:11,079 | 00:06:12,496 | NICK: Hey. Adam. | NICK: Hey. Adam. |
118 | 00:06:13,415 | 00:06:15,332 | What's happening, man? Hey. | What's happening, man? Hey. |
119 | 00:06:15,417 | 00:06:16,792 | You all right? | You all right? |
120 | 00:06:18,962 | 00:06:20,421 | Hi, Courtney. Hey, how you doing? | Hi, Courtney. Hey, how you doing? |
121 | 00:06:20,505 | 00:06:22,173 | Nice to see you. You, too. | Nice to see you. You, too. |
122 | 00:06:22,257 | 00:06:23,883 | Yeah. Not here. | Yeah. Not here. |
123 | 00:06:23,967 | 00:06:25,384 | Long time. | Long time. |
124 | 00:06:25,469 | 00:06:27,261 | Yeah. You know... | Yeah. You know... |
125 | 00:06:27,971 | 00:06:29,805 | Work's been crazy and... | Work's been crazy and... |
126 | 00:06:29,890 | 00:06:32,058 | I know. I called a couple of times. | I know. I called a couple of times. |
127 | 00:06:32,142 | 00:06:33,225 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
128 | 00:06:33,977 | 00:06:35,436 | Very, very busy. | Very, very busy. |
129 | 00:06:35,520 | 00:06:37,938 | You think this is a real situation | You think this is a real situation |
130 | 00:06:38,023 | 00:06:40,691 | or just one of his bullshit episodes? | or just one of his bullshit episodes? |
131 | 00:06:40,776 | 00:06:42,276 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
132 | 00:06:42,486 | 00:06:43,694 | You never know with Lou. | You never know with Lou. |
133 | 00:06:43,779 | 00:06:45,905 | Well, hey, Adam, how's your girlfriend? | Well, hey, Adam, how's your girlfriend? |
134 | 00:06:45,989 | 00:06:47,573 | Oh, really bad. | Oh, really bad. |
135 | 00:06:48,033 | 00:06:49,283 | Okay. | Okay. |
136 | 00:06:51,661 | 00:06:52,870 | Happy times. | Happy times. |
137 | 00:06:52,954 | 00:06:55,831 | Hi, folks. I'm Dr. Jeff. Lou's resting. | Hi, folks. I'm Dr. Jeff. Lou's resting. |
138 | 00:06:55,916 | 00:06:58,918 | He's denying that it was a suicide attempt and medically he's stable, | He's denying that it was a suicide attempt and medically he's stable, |
139 | 00:06:59,002 | 00:07:00,544 | so legally we can't keep him here. | so legally we can't keep him here. |
140 | 00:07:00,629 | 00:07:02,922 | But we do think that he should be monitored for a few days. | But we do think that he should be monitored for a few days. |
141 | 00:07:03,006 | 00:07:04,590 | Does he have any family? | Does he have any family? |
142 | 00:07:04,674 | 00:07:06,175 | Lou's family all kind of hate him. | Lou's family all kind of hate him. |
143 | 00:07:06,259 | 00:07:09,178 | Okay. Well, then I guess it's up to you guys, his friends. | Okay. Well, then I guess it's up to you guys, his friends. |
144 | 00:07:09,262 | 00:07:11,347 | You are his friends, right? | You are his friends, right? |
145 | 00:07:13,517 | 00:07:14,975 | It's like that friend who's the asshole. | It's like that friend who's the asshole. |
146 | 00:07:15,060 | 00:07:16,685 | But he's our asshole, you know? | But he's our asshole, you know? |
147 | 00:07:16,770 | 00:07:17,978 | Right. | Right. |
148 | 00:07:18,355 | 00:07:19,522 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
149 | 00:07:23,485 | 00:07:25,861 | WOMAN: (ON PA) Dr. Jefferies to radiology. | WOMAN: (ON PA) Dr. Jefferies to radiology. |
150 | 00:07:26,446 | 00:07:28,739 | (WHISPERING) Lou. Why would he do this? | (WHISPERING) Lou. Why would he do this? |
151 | 00:07:29,116 | 00:07:31,367 | Why? I mean, make a list. | Why? I mean, make a list. |
152 | 00:07:31,451 | 00:07:33,410 | He's an alcoholic, he's divorced. | He's an alcoholic, he's divorced. |
153 | 00:07:33,495 | 00:07:35,412 | Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy. | Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy. |
154 | 00:07:35,497 | 00:07:38,374 | He's failed at every jive-ass money hustle he's ever tried. | He's failed at every jive-ass money hustle he's ever tried. |
155 | 00:07:38,458 | 00:07:40,042 | ADAM: He's in a mountain of debt. | ADAM: He's in a mountain of debt. |
156 | 00:07:40,127 | 00:07:41,168 | NICK: He hates his mother. | NICK: He hates his mother. |
157 | 00:07:41,253 | 00:07:42,753 | He hates himself. He hates everybody. | He hates himself. He hates everybody. |
158 | 00:07:42,838 | 00:07:44,088 | He has erectile dysfunction. | He has erectile dysfunction. |
159 | 00:07:44,172 | 00:07:45,339 | He's got halitosis. | He's got halitosis. |
160 | 00:07:45,423 | 00:07:46,924 | He's got that runt ball. | He's got that runt ball. |
161 | 00:07:47,008 | 00:07:48,008 | Huh. | Huh. |
162 | 00:07:48,093 | 00:07:50,553 | He said one of his balls was shriveled up... | He said one of his balls was shriveled up... |
163 | 00:07:50,637 | 00:07:51,804 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
164 | 00:07:51,888 | 00:07:53,430 | ...like a spoiled grape. | ...like a spoiled grape. |
165 | 00:07:53,515 | 00:07:55,891 | Wasn't it that quarterback on the Bears | Wasn't it that quarterback on the Bears |
166 | 00:07:55,976 | 00:07:58,060 | who had his ball crushed on the field. Right? | who had his ball crushed on the field. Right? |
167 | 00:07:58,145 | 00:07:59,645 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
168 | 00:07:59,729 | 00:08:02,481 | Right, right. '82? Yeah, yeah. | Right, right. '82? Yeah, yeah. |
169 | 00:08:02,566 | 00:08:03,732 | He came back from that, though. | He came back from that, though. |
170 | 00:08:03,817 | 00:08:04,859 | Strong as ever. | Strong as ever. |
171 | 00:08:04,943 | 00:08:05,943 | Fuck yeah. | Fuck yeah. |
172 | 00:08:06,027 | 00:08:07,194 | But I don't know about Lou. | But I don't know about Lou. |
173 | 00:08:07,279 | 00:08:08,821 | It's just like... No. | It's just like... No. |
174 | 00:08:08,905 | 00:08:11,824 | (SIGHS) It's just like an accumulation of punishment. | (SIGHS) It's just like an accumulation of punishment. |
175 | 00:08:11,908 | 00:08:12,908 | Fuck you guys. | Fuck you guys. |
176 | 00:08:12,993 | 00:08:13,993 | Oh! Hey! | Oh! Hey! |
177 | 00:08:14,077 | 00:08:15,995 | There he is. Hey. | There he is. Hey. |
178 | 00:08:16,079 | 00:08:18,581 | I can fucking hear everything you're saying, all right? | I can fucking hear everything you're saying, all right? |
179 | 00:08:18,665 | 00:08:21,083 | Look who's awake. What's up, man? | Look who's awake. What's up, man? |
180 | 00:08:22,002 | 00:08:23,627 | Hey. Hey, man. | Hey. Hey, man. |
181 | 00:08:23,920 | 00:08:24,920 | What's up? | What's up? |
182 | 00:08:25,005 | 00:08:27,840 | You look just like my friend Nick. | You look just like my friend Nick. |
183 | 00:08:28,550 | 00:08:30,009 | And you look like my friend Adam. | And you look like my friend Adam. |
184 | 00:08:30,093 | 00:08:31,343 | But you wouldn't be those guys because | But you wouldn't be those guys because |
185 | 00:08:31,428 | 00:08:32,595 | I've been calling and calling them, | I've been calling and calling them, |
186 | 00:08:32,679 | 00:08:33,679 | and they haven't returned my calls. | and they haven't returned my calls. |
187 | 00:08:33,763 | 00:08:35,431 | So, listen, Violator. | So, listen, Violator. |
188 | 00:08:36,600 | 00:08:38,684 | Me and Nick got a little surprise for you. | Me and Nick got a little surprise for you. |
189 | 00:08:38,768 | 00:08:41,520 | Something special that the three of us can do. | Something special that the three of us can do. |
190 | 00:08:41,605 | 00:08:42,897 | Come on. You guys. | Come on. You guys. |
191 | 00:08:43,023 | 00:08:44,273 | ADAM: Are you curious? No! | ADAM: Are you curious? No! |
192 | 00:08:44,357 | 00:08:46,692 | I didn't fucking try and kill myself. | I didn't fucking try and kill myself. |
193 | 00:08:46,776 | 00:08:49,486 | If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. | If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. |
194 | 00:08:49,571 | 00:08:50,738 | I'd be awesome at it. | I'd be awesome at it. |
195 | 00:08:50,822 | 00:08:52,531 | A shotgun to the dick. | A shotgun to the dick. |
196 | 00:08:53,158 | 00:08:54,366 | I'm glad you didn't do it. | I'm glad you didn't do it. |
197 | 00:08:54,451 | 00:08:56,869 | It's good to see you guys, anyway. | It's good to see you guys, anyway. |
198 | 00:08:58,997 | 00:09:02,041 | So, just out of curiosity, what's the surprise? | So, just out of curiosity, what's the surprise? |
199 | 00:09:02,125 | 00:09:03,667 | Tell him. | Tell him. |
200 | 00:09:04,044 | 00:09:06,712 | Ko-di-ak... | Ko-di-ak... |
201 | 00:09:07,339 | 00:09:08,380 | ...Valley. | ...Valley. |
202 | 00:09:08,465 | 00:09:09,548 | No fucking way! | No fucking way! |
203 | 00:09:09,633 | 00:09:10,633 | NICK: Yes, sir. ADAM: Yeah. | NICK: Yes, sir. ADAM: Yeah. |
204 | 00:09:10,717 | 00:09:12,676 | Fucking K-Vals? Holy shit! | Fucking K-Vals? Holy shit! |
205 | 00:09:12,761 | 00:09:14,136 | Yes, sir. Bang! | Yes, sir. Bang! |
206 | 00:09:14,387 | 00:09:17,056 | We fucking ski, right? We fucking rage. | We fucking ski, right? We fucking rage. |
207 | 00:09:17,140 | 00:09:18,349 | Chimney Point at the end of the night | Chimney Point at the end of the night |
208 | 00:09:18,433 | 00:09:21,936 | with a bottle of scotch to wash it all down. Oh! | with a bottle of scotch to wash it all down. Oh! |
209 | 00:09:22,354 | 00:09:24,813 | And you guys are paying for the whole thing? | And you guys are paying for the whole thing? |
210 | 00:09:25,440 | 00:09:26,482 | Sure. Yep. | Sure. Yep. |
211 | 00:09:26,566 | 00:09:27,566 | Let's go tonight. | Let's go tonight. |
212 | 00:09:27,651 | 00:09:28,651 | We go tomorrow. | We go tomorrow. |
213 | 00:09:28,735 | 00:09:29,735 | Let's go now. Let's go now. | Let's go now. Let's go now. |
214 | 00:09:29,819 | 00:09:32,029 | I just got to get rid of this thing. It's really uncomfortable. | I just got to get rid of this thing. It's really uncomfortable. |
215 | 00:09:32,113 | 00:09:33,280 | You should wait for the nurse or something. | You should wait for the nurse or something. |
216 | 00:09:33,365 | 00:09:34,782 | (GRUNTING) I got it. I got it. | (GRUNTING) I got it. I got it. |
217 | 00:09:34,866 | 00:09:35,866 | Hold on, Lou. No, no, no, no. | Hold on, Lou. No, no, no, no. |
218 | 00:09:35,951 | 00:09:38,369 | Let somebody do that for you. | Let somebody do that for you. |
219 | 00:09:38,828 | 00:09:39,870 | (GRUNTING) | (GRUNTING) |
220 | 00:09:42,332 | 00:09:43,374 | (EXCLAIMING) | (EXCLAIMING) |
221 | 00:09:46,836 | 00:09:48,379 | Oh, shit. God. | Oh, shit. God. |
222 | 00:09:48,463 | 00:09:49,505 | Did I get that on you? | Did I get that on you? |
223 | 00:09:49,589 | 00:09:50,798 | Yes, you did. Damn it! | Yes, you did. Damn it! |
224 | 00:09:50,882 | 00:09:53,509 | It's only pee. Relax, it's only pee. | It's only pee. Relax, it's only pee. |
225 | 00:09:58,431 | 00:09:59,431 | There's Lou. | There's Lou. |
226 | 00:09:59,516 | 00:10:00,808 | JACOB: Good, he's drinking already. | JACOB: Good, he's drinking already. |
227 | 00:10:00,892 | 00:10:02,351 | Look at this shit. | Look at this shit. |
228 | 00:10:02,435 | 00:10:04,687 | Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me? | Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me? |
229 | 00:10:04,771 | 00:10:07,356 | Yeah, but he... You had that coming. | Yeah, but he... You had that coming. |
230 | 00:10:08,149 | 00:10:10,025 | Hey, Violator. NICK: Lou. | Hey, Violator. NICK: Lou. |
231 | 00:10:10,110 | 00:10:12,027 | What the fuck is he doing here? | What the fuck is he doing here? |
232 | 00:10:12,112 | 00:10:13,279 | It's nice to see you, too, Lou. | It's nice to see you, too, Lou. |
233 | 00:10:13,363 | 00:10:16,031 | (IN MOCKING TONE) "Nice to see you, too, Lou." Fuck you, Jacob. | (IN MOCKING TONE) "Nice to see you, too, Lou." Fuck you, Jacob. |
234 | 00:10:16,116 | 00:10:17,950 | You suck and you know it. | You suck and you know it. |
235 | 00:10:18,034 | 00:10:20,286 | You just ruined my fucking weekend. | You just ruined my fucking weekend. |
236 | 00:10:30,046 | 00:10:33,299 | Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me. | Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me. |
237 | 00:10:33,800 | 00:10:35,467 | No, she won't. LOU: No, she won't. | No, she won't. LOU: No, she won't. |
238 | 00:10:35,552 | 00:10:36,844 | No, she won't. No, she won't. | No, she won't. No, she won't. |
239 | 00:10:36,928 | 00:10:38,679 | She basically thinks I'm an asshole, you know? | She basically thinks I'm an asshole, you know? |
240 | 00:10:38,763 | 00:10:40,681 | Like a completely self-absorbed, delusional... | Like a completely self-absorbed, delusional... |
241 | 00:10:40,765 | 00:10:42,433 | She's got a point. ...narcissistic. | She's got a point. ...narcissistic. |
242 | 00:10:42,517 | 00:10:43,976 | Fuck you. LOU: You're better off. | Fuck you. LOU: You're better off. |
243 | 00:10:44,060 | 00:10:46,228 | Take my word for it. Look at me. | Take my word for it. Look at me. |
244 | 00:10:46,313 | 00:10:48,564 | Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids. | Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids. |
245 | 00:10:48,648 | 00:10:50,983 | Lock it down or they will take everything from you. | Lock it down or they will take everything from you. |
246 | 00:10:52,861 | 00:10:55,571 | God damn it! Who the fuck are you texting with? | God damn it! Who the fuck are you texting with? |
247 | 00:10:55,655 | 00:10:56,739 | Just a friend of mine. | Just a friend of mine. |
248 | 00:10:56,823 | 00:10:58,574 | Male or fucking female? | Male or fucking female? |
249 | 00:10:58,658 | 00:11:01,618 | For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. | For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. |
250 | 00:11:01,703 | 00:11:02,703 | Hot ones. | Hot ones. |
251 | 00:11:02,787 | 00:11:05,456 | You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones. | You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones. |
252 | 00:11:05,749 | 00:11:07,708 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
253 | 00:11:09,878 | 00:11:11,837 | Hey, hey, hey, check this out. | Hey, hey, hey, check this out. |
254 | 00:11:11,921 | 00:11:13,839 | I brought a regulation bar for tubbing tonight. | I brought a regulation bar for tubbing tonight. |
255 | 00:11:13,923 | 00:11:14,965 | ADAM: Nice. | ADAM: Nice. |
256 | 00:11:15,050 | 00:11:18,093 | I've got vodka, fucking Tequilles O'Neals. | I've got vodka, fucking Tequilles O'Neals. |
257 | 00:11:18,970 | 00:11:21,221 | You guys are gonna love this. Check this out. | You guys are gonna love this. Check this out. |
258 | 00:11:21,306 | 00:11:22,473 | Chernobly. | Chernobly. |
259 | 00:11:22,557 | 00:11:23,932 | It's like the Russian Red Bull. | It's like the Russian Red Bull. |
260 | 00:11:24,017 | 00:11:25,559 | It's got shit in it that's not even legal here. | It's got shit in it that's not even legal here. |
261 | 00:11:25,643 | 00:11:27,061 | Like what shit? | Like what shit? |
262 | 00:11:27,312 | 00:11:28,854 | How the fuck am I supposed to know, dude? | How the fuck am I supposed to know, dude? |
263 | 00:11:28,938 | 00:11:30,606 | But it's illegal. | But it's illegal. |
264 | 00:11:30,690 | 00:11:31,940 | Hey, why didn't we just go to Pinnacle? | Hey, why didn't we just go to Pinnacle? |
265 | 00:11:32,025 | 00:11:33,567 | It would have taken, like, half the time. | It would have taken, like, half the time. |
266 | 00:11:33,651 | 00:11:35,569 | You wanna go to Kodiak Valley, trust me. | You wanna go to Kodiak Valley, trust me. |
267 | 00:11:35,653 | 00:11:36,904 | You're at the right age for it. | You're at the right age for it. |
268 | 00:11:36,988 | 00:11:38,238 | Really? | Really? |
269 | 00:11:38,323 | 00:11:41,241 | Yeah. Nobody gets carded and everybody gets laid. | Yeah. Nobody gets carded and everybody gets laid. |
270 | 00:11:41,701 | 00:11:45,871 | MEN: (CHANTING) K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! | MEN: (CHANTING) K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! |
271 | 00:11:45,955 | 00:11:47,664 | Oh, shit! K-Val! | Oh, shit! K-Val! |
272 | 00:11:47,749 | 00:11:48,791 | (ALL WHOOPING) | (ALL WHOOPING) |
273 | 00:11:53,004 | 00:11:55,422 | This? This is the coolest town ever? | This? This is the coolest town ever? |
274 | 00:11:56,549 | 00:11:58,300 | LOU: Fuck! That used to be Papa Enzo's. | LOU: Fuck! That used to be Papa Enzo's. |
275 | 00:11:59,844 | 00:12:02,096 | I broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer there. | I broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer there. |
276 | 00:12:02,180 | 00:12:03,430 | What made you break up with her, again? | What made you break up with her, again? |
277 | 00:12:03,515 | 00:12:05,974 | I don't know. We swapped virginities junior year. | I don't know. We swapped virginities junior year. |
278 | 00:12:06,059 | 00:12:07,684 | All we did was listen to records and have sex. | All we did was listen to records and have sex. |
279 | 00:12:07,769 | 00:12:10,396 | And she was epic, I mean she was... She was epic. | And she was epic, I mean she was... She was epic. |
280 | 00:12:10,480 | 00:12:11,563 | Yeah, man. She was hot. | Yeah, man. She was hot. |
281 | 00:12:11,648 | 00:12:13,482 | And then when I broke up with her, she was so mad, | And then when I broke up with her, she was so mad, |
282 | 00:12:13,566 | 00:12:15,818 | she practically stabbed me in the eye with a fork. | she practically stabbed me in the eye with a fork. |
283 | 00:12:15,902 | 00:12:17,945 | Actually, she did stab me in the eye with a fork. | Actually, she did stab me in the eye with a fork. |
284 | 00:12:18,029 | 00:12:19,196 | She was a one-percenter, man. | She was a one-percenter, man. |
285 | 00:12:19,280 | 00:12:20,280 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
286 | 00:12:20,365 | 00:12:21,698 | All downhill from there. | All downhill from there. |
287 | 00:12:22,325 | 00:12:24,952 | That was a big one. First love. | That was a big one. First love. |
288 | 00:12:25,036 | 00:12:26,286 | The one that got away. | The one that got away. |
289 | 00:12:26,371 | 00:12:28,330 | MEN: The great white buffalo. | MEN: The great white buffalo. |
290 | 00:12:28,415 | 00:12:29,581 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
291 | 00:12:29,666 | 00:12:31,166 | The great what? | The great what? |
292 | 00:12:31,251 | 00:12:33,043 | BOTH: (WHISPERING) Great white buffalo. | BOTH: (WHISPERING) Great white buffalo. |
293 | 00:12:33,128 | 00:12:35,129 | Why are you guys whispering? | Why are you guys whispering? |
294 | 00:12:35,213 | 00:12:37,131 | BOTH: (WHISPERING) Great white buffalo. | BOTH: (WHISPERING) Great white buffalo. |
295 | 00:12:37,215 | 00:12:39,842 | That was really helpful, you guys. Thank you. | That was really helpful, you guys. Thank you. |
296 | 00:12:46,975 | 00:12:48,642 | JACOB: Look at this place. | JACOB: Look at this place. |
297 | 00:12:48,726 | 00:12:50,436 | I'm gonna make a prediction right now. | I'm gonna make a prediction right now. |
298 | 00:12:50,520 | 00:12:52,146 | One of us is gonna start writing a novel, | One of us is gonna start writing a novel, |
299 | 00:12:52,230 | 00:12:53,772 | and then we all get snowed in, | and then we all get snowed in, |
300 | 00:12:53,857 | 00:12:56,358 | and then Lou's gonna ax murder all of us. | and then Lou's gonna ax murder all of us. |
301 | 00:12:57,735 | 00:12:59,236 | (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) | (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) |
302 | 00:13:01,239 | 00:13:02,781 | NICK: Motherfuck. | NICK: Motherfuck. |
303 | 00:13:02,866 | 00:13:04,408 | What's that smell? | What's that smell? |
304 | 00:13:04,492 | 00:13:05,451 | Fucking cats. | Fucking cats. |
305 | 00:13:05,535 | 00:13:06,577 | (MEOWING) | (MEOWING) |
306 | 00:13:06,661 | 00:13:09,496 | JACOB: Kind of a lot of cats. This sucks. | JACOB: Kind of a lot of cats. This sucks. |
307 | 00:13:09,706 | 00:13:10,873 | MAN: Hi. Hi. | MAN: Hi. Hi. |
308 | 00:13:11,291 | 00:13:12,749 | You got a reservation | You got a reservation |
309 | 00:13:12,834 | 00:13:14,585 | (CLEARING THROAT) For Webber-Agnew? | (CLEARING THROAT) For Webber-Agnew? |
310 | 00:13:14,669 | 00:13:16,128 | Sorry. What was that name again? | Sorry. What was that name again? |
311 | 00:13:16,212 | 00:13:18,755 | Webber-Agnew. Webber and Agnew. | Webber-Agnew. Webber and Agnew. |
312 | 00:13:19,382 | 00:13:20,757 | I got a "Nick Webber-Agnew." | I got a "Nick Webber-Agnew." |
313 | 00:13:20,842 | 00:13:23,469 | I'm sorry, excuse me. What? What did you just say? | I'm sorry, excuse me. What? What did you just say? |
314 | 00:13:23,553 | 00:13:24,595 | Webber-Agnew? | Webber-Agnew? |
315 | 00:13:24,679 | 00:13:26,889 | Webber-fucking-Agnew? | Webber-fucking-Agnew? |
316 | 00:13:27,474 | 00:13:29,975 | You took your wife's last name? You're a fucking hyphenate? | You took your wife's last name? You're a fucking hyphenate? |
317 | 00:13:30,059 | 00:13:32,227 | A lot of dudes are doing it. It's progressive. | A lot of dudes are doing it. It's progressive. |
318 | 00:13:32,312 | 00:13:33,979 | No. No dudes are doing it. | No. No dudes are doing it. |
319 | 00:13:34,063 | 00:13:35,731 | You look like a progressive guy. Is that progressive? | You look like a progressive guy. Is that progressive? |
320 | 00:13:35,815 | 00:13:37,399 | Would you do that? No. No. | Would you do that? No. No. |
321 | 00:13:37,484 | 00:13:39,026 | And he has a goatee. | And he has a goatee. |
322 | 00:13:39,694 | 00:13:40,694 | (BELL RINGS) | (BELL RINGS) |
323 | 00:13:41,196 | 00:13:42,362 | (CART CREAKING) | (CART CREAKING) |
324 | 00:13:42,906 | 00:13:44,490 | LOU: Does this guy seem a little imbalanced to you? | LOU: Does this guy seem a little imbalanced to you? |
325 | 00:13:44,574 | 00:13:45,574 | NICK: No. Come on. | NICK: No. Come on. |
326 | 00:13:45,658 | 00:13:46,909 | JACOB: He's right there. Shut up. | JACOB: He's right there. Shut up. |
327 | 00:13:48,870 | 00:13:50,370 | Let me give you a hand with that. | Let me give you a hand with that. |
328 | 00:13:50,455 | 00:13:51,622 | Hey! | Hey! |
329 | 00:13:51,706 | 00:13:54,416 | I am not going to tell you again! | I am not going to tell you again! |
330 | 00:13:57,420 | 00:13:58,962 | I can handle it. | I can handle it. |
331 | 00:13:59,714 | 00:14:01,173 | LOU: This guy's a fucking dick. | LOU: This guy's a fucking dick. |
332 | 00:14:01,257 | 00:14:03,383 | NICK: Shh. He's disabled. JACOB: He can hear you. | NICK: Shh. He's disabled. JACOB: He can hear you. |
333 | 00:14:03,468 | 00:14:05,594 | So what? He's exempt from common fucking courtesy | So what? He's exempt from common fucking courtesy |
334 | 00:14:05,678 | 00:14:07,095 | 'cause he can't start a round of applause? | 'cause he can't start a round of applause? |
335 | 00:14:07,430 | 00:14:08,514 | (DOORS CREAKING) | (DOORS CREAKING) |
336 | 00:14:08,598 | 00:14:10,098 | He's gotta jerk off one-handed? | He's gotta jerk off one-handed? |
337 | 00:14:10,183 | 00:14:12,226 | I mean, I certainly don't take my hands | I mean, I certainly don't take my hands |
338 | 00:14:12,310 | 00:14:13,977 | and I put them together and oil them up... | and I put them together and oil them up... |
339 | 00:14:14,062 | 00:14:17,022 | Hey, 420. Our old room. Check it out. | Hey, 420. Our old room. Check it out. |
340 | 00:14:18,775 | 00:14:19,983 | NICK: That's okay man. Oh! Those are mine. | NICK: That's okay man. Oh! Those are mine. |
341 | 00:14:20,068 | 00:14:21,735 | I'll just get those. | I'll just get those. |
342 | 00:14:28,660 | 00:14:32,621 | This is the part where you tip the guy that helped you out. | This is the part where you tip the guy that helped you out. |
343 | 00:14:32,914 | 00:14:35,332 | (LAUGHING) I'm not the guy that... | (LAUGHING) I'm not the guy that... |
344 | 00:14:35,416 | 00:14:36,583 | Nick, pay the man something. | Nick, pay the man something. |
345 | 00:14:36,668 | 00:14:37,876 | I got it. Don't worry. | I got it. Don't worry. |
346 | 00:14:37,961 | 00:14:39,127 | ADAM: This place looks like shit! | ADAM: This place looks like shit! |
347 | 00:14:39,212 | 00:14:41,338 | NICK: What happened to that guy? | NICK: What happened to that guy? |
348 | 00:14:41,839 | 00:14:44,508 | Check this shit out. It's still there. | Check this shit out. It's still there. |
349 | 00:14:44,842 | 00:14:47,135 | Adam sucks cocks 'n' dicks. | Adam sucks cocks 'n' dicks. |
350 | 00:14:47,804 | 00:14:49,346 | ADAM: It's your best work. | ADAM: It's your best work. |
351 | 00:14:49,430 | 00:14:50,806 | Fucking burned you. | Fucking burned you. |
352 | 00:14:51,766 | 00:14:52,724 | Burned! | Burned! |
353 | 00:14:52,809 | 00:14:53,892 | Hey, guys, come take a look at this. | Hey, guys, come take a look at this. |
354 | 00:14:53,977 | 00:14:55,894 | We got a hot tub. | We got a hot tub. |
355 | 00:14:56,938 | 00:14:57,896 | (ALL EXCLAIMING) | (ALL EXCLAIMING) |
356 | 00:14:57,981 | 00:14:59,773 | NICK: Sweet Jesus! ADAM: Poor little fella. | NICK: Sweet Jesus! ADAM: Poor little fella. |
357 | 00:14:59,857 | 00:15:01,984 | This is obviously unacceptable, right? | This is obviously unacceptable, right? |
358 | 00:15:02,068 | 00:15:04,820 | We call downstairs, get somebody to fix this? | We call downstairs, get somebody to fix this? |
359 | 00:15:04,904 | 00:15:06,029 | Is anybody else hungry? | Is anybody else hungry? |
360 | 00:15:08,616 | 00:15:10,492 | A little school spirit this time, huh? | A little school spirit this time, huh? |
361 | 00:15:10,618 | 00:15:12,452 | We're in, man. Just play it like you fucking mean it. | We're in, man. Just play it like you fucking mean it. |
362 | 00:15:12,537 | 00:15:14,371 | Like that. Yeah. | Like that. Yeah. |
363 | 00:15:15,498 | 00:15:19,376 | Yes, I would like to get a hooker to fuck me and my friends. | Yes, I would like to get a hooker to fuck me and my friends. |
364 | 00:15:20,128 | 00:15:22,296 | What? Adam, I'm not doing that. | What? Adam, I'm not doing that. |
365 | 00:15:22,380 | 00:15:23,547 | Whatever, semantics. | Whatever, semantics. |
366 | 00:15:23,631 | 00:15:27,593 | I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina. | I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina. |
367 | 00:15:28,803 | 00:15:30,887 | I want the girl in the picture, too. | I want the girl in the picture, too. |
368 | 00:15:30,972 | 00:15:33,265 | No tomfoolery. Wake her up, I don't care. | No tomfoolery. Wake her up, I don't care. |
369 | 00:15:33,349 | 00:15:34,558 | Will you listen to him? | Will you listen to him? |
370 | 00:15:34,642 | 00:15:35,809 | Does she do four? | Does she do four? |
371 | 00:15:35,893 | 00:15:37,603 | What about three? | What about three? |
372 | 00:15:37,687 | 00:15:39,271 | Okay. Jacob, you're out. Okay. Good. | Okay. Jacob, you're out. Okay. Good. |
373 | 00:15:39,355 | 00:15:40,939 | I need $3,000. | I need $3,000. |
374 | 00:15:41,024 | 00:15:42,024 | I'm not in. I'm married. | I'm not in. I'm married. |
375 | 00:15:42,108 | 00:15:45,360 | Adam, I need $2,000. Me and you, buddy. Come on. | Adam, I need $2,000. Me and you, buddy. Come on. |
376 | 00:15:45,445 | 00:15:46,570 | I'm out there, Violator. | I'm out there, Violator. |
377 | 00:15:46,654 | 00:15:48,113 | Can I call you back, sir? | Can I call you back, sir? |
378 | 00:15:48,197 | 00:15:50,282 | Okay. Thank you. Bye. Sir? | Okay. Thank you. Bye. Sir? |
379 | 00:15:50,366 | 00:15:52,743 | Let's do something fun. Let's create a memory, huh? | Let's do something fun. Let's create a memory, huh? |
380 | 00:15:52,827 | 00:15:55,412 | Let's get some cocaine and break into a school. | Let's get some cocaine and break into a school. |
381 | 00:15:55,496 | 00:15:58,123 | Or steal a cop car or some shit, huh? | Or steal a cop car or some shit, huh? |
382 | 00:15:58,207 | 00:15:59,791 | Do you have Ritalin? No. | Do you have Ritalin? No. |
383 | 00:15:59,876 | 00:16:03,712 | Don't fucking lie to me. Every one of you people have Ritalin. | Don't fucking lie to me. Every one of you people have Ritalin. |
384 | 00:16:03,796 | 00:16:04,838 | No, I don't. | No, I don't. |
385 | 00:16:04,922 | 00:16:06,506 | I'm sorry. You probably do have Ritalin. | I'm sorry. You probably do have Ritalin. |
386 | 00:16:06,591 | 00:16:07,924 | I have some Ativan, but it's different. | I have some Ativan, but it's different. |
387 | 00:16:08,009 | 00:16:09,509 | Let's stick it up our asses. ADAM: Just give it to him. | Let's stick it up our asses. ADAM: Just give it to him. |
388 | 00:16:09,594 | 00:16:11,011 | No. It's not a suppository. | No. It's not a suppository. |
389 | 00:16:11,095 | 00:16:13,805 | It doesn't matter. You crush it, you put it in a warm paper towel, | It doesn't matter. You crush it, you put it in a warm paper towel, |
390 | 00:16:13,890 | 00:16:16,475 | run it under warm some water and you stick it right up your ass. That works. | run it under warm some water and you stick it right up your ass. That works. |
391 | 00:16:16,559 | 00:16:17,934 | You put the paper towel up your ass, too? | You put the paper towel up your ass, too? |
392 | 00:16:18,061 | 00:16:19,394 | LOU: You crush up the... Hey, I got an idea, | LOU: You crush up the... Hey, I got an idea, |
393 | 00:16:19,437 | 00:16:20,854 | why don't we just play quarters? LOU: What? | why don't we just play quarters? LOU: What? |
394 | 00:16:20,938 | 00:16:23,649 | I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm getting really sad. | I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm getting really sad. |
395 | 00:16:23,733 | 00:16:25,150 | You know what I'm talking about? | You know what I'm talking about? |
396 | 00:16:25,234 | 00:16:27,486 | I'm gonna go to the bathroom and be alone with my own thoughts. | I'm gonna go to the bathroom and be alone with my own thoughts. |
397 | 00:16:27,570 | 00:16:28,987 | Who knows what's gonna happen up there. | Who knows what's gonna happen up there. |
398 | 00:16:29,072 | 00:16:30,072 | Who knows what's gonna happen. | Who knows what's gonna happen. |
399 | 00:16:30,156 | 00:16:31,698 | You better plan something fun. | You better plan something fun. |
400 | 00:16:31,783 | 00:16:33,200 | (SLAMS PHONE) | (SLAMS PHONE) |
401 | 00:16:33,826 | 00:16:35,160 | Jesus! | Jesus! |
402 | 00:16:35,620 | 00:16:37,371 | Pussies. I'm going dancing. | Pussies. I'm going dancing. |
403 | 00:16:37,455 | 00:16:39,790 | I don't know, man. Maybe coming here was a bad idea. | I don't know, man. Maybe coming here was a bad idea. |
404 | 00:16:39,874 | 00:16:43,669 | Yeah. If he kills himself, can we go home? | Yeah. If he kills himself, can we go home? |
405 | 00:16:43,753 | 00:16:45,087 | Hard to believe this is the very room | Hard to believe this is the very room |
406 | 00:16:45,171 | 00:16:47,589 | we had some of the best weekends of our lives. | we had some of the best weekends of our lives. |
407 | 00:16:47,674 | 00:16:50,050 | Really? In this room right here? | Really? In this room right here? |
408 | 00:16:51,260 | 00:16:52,594 | How? | How? |
409 | 00:16:52,679 | 00:16:55,889 | We were young. We had momentum. We were winning. | We were young. We had momentum. We were winning. |
410 | 00:16:57,350 | 00:16:59,017 | We were best friends. | We were best friends. |
411 | 00:16:59,102 | 00:17:00,519 | What do you mean, "were" best friends? | What do you mean, "were" best friends? |
412 | 00:17:00,603 | 00:17:03,355 | You know what I mean, man. Everybody seemed to care more. | You know what I mean, man. Everybody seemed to care more. |
413 | 00:17:03,439 | 00:17:05,857 | Everything seemed to matter more back then. | Everything seemed to matter more back then. |
414 | 00:17:05,942 | 00:17:07,234 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
415 | 00:17:18,287 | 00:17:20,664 | LOU: Check it out. They must have fixed it. | LOU: Check it out. They must have fixed it. |
416 | 00:17:21,582 | 00:17:22,916 | Come on! | Come on! |
417 | 00:17:23,751 | 00:17:25,544 | How's the water, Violator? LOU: Oh, man. | How's the water, Violator? LOU: Oh, man. |
418 | 00:17:25,628 | 00:17:28,630 | You guys gotta get in here. It's gonna fucking change you. | You guys gotta get in here. It's gonna fucking change you. |
419 | 00:17:28,715 | 00:17:30,257 | Wait, why are you naked? | Wait, why are you naked? |
420 | 00:17:30,341 | 00:17:31,383 | JACOB: You're all getting naked? | JACOB: You're all getting naked? |
421 | 00:17:31,467 | 00:17:32,676 | Yep. | Yep. |
422 | 00:17:32,760 | 00:17:33,802 | You don't think it's a little weird, | You don't think it's a little weird, |
423 | 00:17:33,886 | 00:17:35,053 | a bunch of guys just piling up | a bunch of guys just piling up |
424 | 00:17:35,138 | 00:17:36,388 | in a big bathtub together, naked? | in a big bathtub together, naked? |
425 | 00:17:36,472 | 00:17:38,765 | LOU: Are you afraid that some of these people might see you? | LOU: Are you afraid that some of these people might see you? |
426 | 00:17:38,850 | 00:17:40,225 | I'm sorry. If I'm being honest, | I'm sorry. If I'm being honest, |
427 | 00:17:40,309 | 00:17:43,603 | I'm not totally comfortable being around a bunch of other naked dudes. | I'm not totally comfortable being around a bunch of other naked dudes. |
428 | 00:17:43,688 | 00:17:45,188 | It's called male bonding, okay? | It's called male bonding, okay? |
429 | 00:17:45,273 | 00:17:47,524 | Haven't you even seen Wild Hogs? | Haven't you even seen Wild Hogs? |
430 | 00:17:47,608 | 00:17:48,984 | Fine, get us some snacks. | Fine, get us some snacks. |
431 | 00:17:49,068 | 00:17:50,694 | You know what? Fuck it. | You know what? Fuck it. |
432 | 00:17:50,778 | 00:17:51,737 | (ALL HUMMING) | (ALL HUMMING) |
433 | 00:17:51,821 | 00:17:53,530 | I'm leaving my underwear on. | I'm leaving my underwear on. |
434 | 00:17:53,614 | 00:17:55,449 | Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Shut up! | Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Shut up! |
435 | 00:17:56,075 | 00:17:57,200 | (ALL CHEERING) | (ALL CHEERING) |
436 | 00:17:57,994 | 00:18:00,245 | Damn, it's good to be here with you all again, man. | Damn, it's good to be here with you all again, man. |
437 | 00:18:00,371 | 00:18:02,289 | It's good to be back here with you guys. Yep. | It's good to be back here with you guys. Yep. |
438 | 00:18:02,373 | 00:18:03,915 | I want to toast to the good times. | I want to toast to the good times. |
439 | 00:18:04,000 | 00:18:06,960 | And you, too, young blood. Come on in, here. | And you, too, young blood. Come on in, here. |
440 | 00:18:08,504 | 00:18:09,713 | ALL: Yeah! | ALL: Yeah! |
441 | 00:18:09,797 | 00:18:11,131 | (LOUDER THAN A BOMB PLAYING) | (LOUDER THAN A BOMB PLAYING) |
442 | 00:18:11,424 | 00:18:13,175 | MAN: (SINGING) This style seems wild | MAN: (SINGING) This style seems wild |
443 | 00:18:13,259 | 00:18:15,093 | Wait before you treat me like a stepchild | Wait before you treat me like a stepchild |
444 | 00:18:15,178 | 00:18:16,970 | Let me tell you why they got me on file | Let me tell you why they got me on file |
445 | 00:18:17,054 | 00:18:18,430 | 'Cause I give you what you lack | 'Cause I give you what you lack |
446 | 00:18:18,514 | 00:18:21,433 | Come right and exact I stand accused of doing harm | Come right and exact I stand accused of doing harm |
447 | 00:18:21,517 | 00:18:22,934 | 'Cause I'm louder than a bomb | 'Cause I'm louder than a bomb |
448 | 00:18:23,019 | 00:18:25,812 | Come on Come on, louder | Come on Come on, louder |
449 | 00:18:25,897 | 00:18:27,272 | Come on Come on | Come on Come on |
450 | 00:18:27,356 | 00:18:28,857 | ADAM: Go, Violator! I'm gonna throw up. | ADAM: Go, Violator! I'm gonna throw up. |
451 | 00:18:28,941 | 00:18:30,942 | ADAM: Snap out of it! Out the tub! Out the tub! | ADAM: Snap out of it! Out the tub! Out the tub! |
452 | 00:18:31,027 | 00:18:32,486 | I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. | I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. |
453 | 00:18:33,696 | 00:18:37,199 | I am a rock hard trooper To the bone, the bone, the bone | I am a rock hard trooper To the bone, the bone, the bone |
454 | 00:18:37,283 | 00:18:39,576 | Full grown Consider me stone | Full grown Consider me stone |
455 | 00:18:39,660 | 00:18:41,953 | Once again and I say it for you to know | Once again and I say it for you to know |
456 | 00:18:42,038 | 00:18:44,039 | The troop is always ready I yell "Geronimo" | The troop is always ready I yell "Geronimo" |
457 | 00:18:44,123 | 00:18:46,166 | Your CIA, you see I ain't kiddin' | Your CIA, you see I ain't kiddin' |
458 | 00:18:46,250 | 00:18:48,293 | Both King and X They got rid of both | Both King and X They got rid of both |
459 | 00:18:48,377 | 00:18:50,003 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
460 | 00:18:51,506 | 00:18:53,715 | And not the braggin' or boastin' and plus | And not the braggin' or boastin' and plus |
461 | 00:18:53,800 | 00:18:55,342 | It ain't no secret why they're tappin' my phone | It ain't no secret why they're tappin' my phone |
462 | 00:18:55,426 | 00:18:57,135 | Although I can't keep it a secret | Although I can't keep it a secret |
463 | 00:18:57,220 | 00:18:58,887 | So I decided to kick it, yo | So I decided to kick it, yo |
464 | 00:18:58,971 | 00:19:00,096 | And yes it weighs a ton | And yes it weighs a ton |
465 | 00:19:00,181 | 00:19:01,139 | I say it once again | I say it once again |
466 | 00:19:01,224 | 00:19:03,099 | Tappin' my phone They never leave me alone | Tappin' my phone They never leave me alone |
467 | 00:19:03,184 | 00:19:04,267 | (YELLING) | (YELLING) |
468 | 00:19:04,560 | 00:19:06,561 | 'Cause I'm louder than a bomb | 'Cause I'm louder than a bomb |
469 | 00:19:23,871 | 00:19:25,747 | Hey, little buddy. | Hey, little buddy. |
470 | 00:19:26,874 | 00:19:28,083 | (ADAM SHUSHING) | (ADAM SHUSHING) |
471 | 00:19:34,674 | 00:19:35,799 | Dude. | Dude. |
472 | 00:19:38,553 | 00:19:40,637 | Where did the squirrel go? | Where did the squirrel go? |
473 | 00:19:42,181 | 00:19:44,015 | LOU: Yeah. Yeah! | LOU: Yeah. Yeah! |
474 | 00:19:44,600 | 00:19:45,934 | This is the black diamond? Shit. | This is the black diamond? Shit. |
475 | 00:19:45,977 | 00:19:47,227 | Terrifying. That's all you got? | Terrifying. That's all you got? |
476 | 00:19:47,353 | 00:19:49,187 | NICK: I don't remember this. ADAM: What do you think, boys? | NICK: I don't remember this. ADAM: What do you think, boys? |
477 | 00:19:49,313 | 00:19:50,355 | Tips down. | Tips down. |
478 | 00:19:50,439 | 00:19:52,440 | Tips fucking down, right away. | Tips fucking down, right away. |
479 | 00:19:52,567 | 00:19:53,900 | Let's ride. | Let's ride. |
480 | 00:19:55,820 | 00:19:56,987 | (ALL EXCLAIMING) | (ALL EXCLAIMING) |
481 | 00:20:06,414 | 00:20:08,290 | I feel 19 again! | I feel 19 again! |
482 | 00:20:11,961 | 00:20:13,587 | What is that? | What is that? |
483 | 00:20:14,088 | 00:20:15,213 | Stop it, Lou. | Stop it, Lou. |
484 | 00:20:15,298 | 00:20:16,882 | (IN MOCKING TONE) Stop it, Lou! | (IN MOCKING TONE) Stop it, Lou! |
485 | 00:20:19,218 | 00:20:20,302 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
486 | 00:20:22,305 | 00:20:23,263 | Coming through! | Coming through! |
487 | 00:20:23,347 | 00:20:24,890 | You goddamn kids! | You goddamn kids! |
488 | 00:20:29,896 | 00:20:31,104 | Slow down! Hey! | Slow down! Hey! |
489 | 00:20:31,188 | 00:20:33,523 | Yard sale, bitches! | Yard sale, bitches! |
490 | 00:20:38,195 | 00:20:39,321 | (ALL GRUNTING) | (ALL GRUNTING) |
491 | 00:20:44,827 | 00:20:45,994 | (ALL SCREAMING) | (ALL SCREAMING) |
492 | 00:20:54,670 | 00:20:55,837 | (ALL GROANING) | (ALL GROANING) |
493 | 00:20:56,297 | 00:20:57,464 | NICK: Fuck! | NICK: Fuck! |
494 | 00:21:00,676 | 00:21:01,760 | We dead. | We dead. |
495 | 00:21:01,844 | 00:21:04,429 | Are you guys alive? Holy fuck. | Are you guys alive? Holy fuck. |
496 | 00:21:05,014 | 00:21:08,975 | By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now, but I... | By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now, but I... |
497 | 00:21:09,352 | 00:21:10,435 | I kind of feel great. | I kind of feel great. |
498 | 00:21:10,519 | 00:21:11,895 | I feel crazy right now. | I feel crazy right now. |
499 | 00:21:11,979 | 00:21:13,563 | I feel fantastic! | I feel fantastic! |
500 | 00:21:13,648 | 00:21:16,316 | I wanna fuck something! | I wanna fuck something! |
501 | 00:21:16,943 | 00:21:18,109 | (ECHOING) | (ECHOING) |
502 | 00:21:20,321 | 00:21:21,613 | There they are. | There they are. |
503 | 00:21:21,697 | 00:21:23,114 | I see it, Chaz. Thanks. | I see it, Chaz. Thanks. |
504 | 00:21:23,199 | 00:21:24,616 | (ALL WHOOPING) | (ALL WHOOPING) |
505 | 00:21:24,700 | 00:21:26,743 | What is that one plank thing that guy's got? | What is that one plank thing that guy's got? |
506 | 00:21:26,827 | 00:21:29,496 | I don't care. It's going up his ass. | I don't care. It's going up his ass. |
507 | 00:21:31,749 | 00:21:33,667 | NICK: Way to go, rookie! | NICK: Way to go, rookie! |
508 | 00:21:34,335 | 00:21:35,794 | Wow! Nice. | Wow! Nice. |
509 | 00:21:36,379 | 00:21:37,921 | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa... | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa... |
510 | 00:21:39,882 | 00:21:42,717 | Those are the kind of ski shenanigans I don't allow on my mountain. | Those are the kind of ski shenanigans I don't allow on my mountain. |
511 | 00:21:42,802 | 00:21:44,719 | CHAZ: Yeah. Come on, guys. | CHAZ: Yeah. Come on, guys. |
512 | 00:21:45,513 | 00:21:47,055 | What are you looking at, Nancy? | What are you looking at, Nancy? |
513 | 00:21:47,139 | 00:21:48,723 | No. I mean... | No. I mean... |
514 | 00:21:49,558 | 00:21:53,228 | JACOB: Hey, look, it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III. | JACOB: Hey, look, it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III. |
515 | 00:21:57,108 | 00:21:58,775 | (MUTTERS) I know that guy. | (MUTTERS) I know that guy. |
516 | 00:22:21,132 | 00:22:22,215 | Hey, guys. | Hey, guys. |
517 | 00:22:22,299 | 00:22:24,884 | Is there some kind of weird retro thing going on this weekend? | Is there some kind of weird retro thing going on this weekend? |
518 | 00:22:24,969 | 00:22:26,261 | Can't get any bars. | Can't get any bars. |
519 | 00:22:26,345 | 00:22:28,763 | Morty! Yeah, it's Chuck. | Morty! Yeah, it's Chuck. |
520 | 00:22:28,848 | 00:22:31,016 | You're never gonna believe where I'm calling you from, man. | You're never gonna believe where I'm calling you from, man. |
521 | 00:22:31,100 | 00:22:34,269 | I'm on a mountain on my phone! Yeah. | I'm on a mountain on my phone! Yeah. |
522 | 00:22:35,062 | 00:22:37,981 | Yeah, well, a bet's a bet. I want my $2. | Yeah, well, a bet's a bet. I want my $2. |
523 | 00:22:43,404 | 00:22:45,822 | I'm telling you, something weird is going on. | I'm telling you, something weird is going on. |
524 | 00:22:45,906 | 00:22:47,907 | DAVID BOWIE: (ON TV) Demand your MTV. | DAVID BOWIE: (ON TV) Demand your MTV. |
525 | 00:22:48,701 | 00:22:50,869 | I want my MTV. | I want my MTV. |
526 | 00:22:51,203 | 00:22:52,662 | (THE SAFETY DANCE PLAYING) | (THE SAFETY DANCE PLAYING) |
527 | 00:22:52,747 | 00:22:58,710 | MAN: (SINGING) S-A-F-E-T-Y | MAN: (SINGING) S-A-F-E-T-Y |
528 | 00:22:58,961 | 00:23:01,629 | Safe, dance! | Safe, dance! |
529 | 00:23:06,343 | 00:23:08,136 | I love your hair. | I love your hair. |
530 | 00:23:10,264 | 00:23:11,765 | I have a question. | I have a question. |
531 | 00:23:11,849 | 00:23:13,933 | ...can still tell me that's true. | ...can still tell me that's true. |
532 | 00:23:14,018 | 00:23:17,353 | But the facts and the evidence tell me it is... | But the facts and the evidence tell me it is... |
533 | 00:23:18,064 | 00:23:19,439 | (VOICES DISTORTING) | (VOICES DISTORTING) |
534 | 00:23:27,198 | 00:23:28,740 | Dude is rocking a cassette player. | Dude is rocking a cassette player. |
535 | 00:23:28,824 | 00:23:30,700 | Just relax. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation | Just relax. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation |
536 | 00:23:30,826 | 00:23:32,118 | for all this shit. Don't fucking tell me to relax. | for all this shit. Don't fucking tell me to relax. |
537 | 00:23:32,203 | 00:23:33,536 | I said relax for a minute. | I said relax for a minute. |
538 | 00:23:33,621 | 00:23:35,038 | Leg warmers? | Leg warmers? |
539 | 00:23:35,289 | 00:23:36,664 | Jheri curl? | Jheri curl? |
540 | 00:23:36,749 | 00:23:38,124 | "Where's the beef?" | "Where's the beef?" |
541 | 00:23:38,209 | 00:23:41,336 | Excuse me, miss, what color is Michael Jackson? | Excuse me, miss, what color is Michael Jackson? |
542 | 00:23:42,004 | 00:23:43,254 | Black. | Black. |
543 | 00:23:43,339 | 00:23:44,506 | (SCREAMING) | (SCREAMING) |
544 | 00:23:48,219 | 00:23:50,720 | JACOB: Hold on! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. | JACOB: Hold on! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. |
545 | 00:23:52,389 | 00:23:53,389 | Nick, come on, man! Nick! Nick! | Nick, come on, man! Nick! Nick! |
546 | 00:23:53,474 | 00:23:54,474 | (KNOCKING AT DOOR) | (KNOCKING AT DOOR) |
547 | 00:23:54,558 | 00:23:55,642 | NICK: Who the fuck is that? | NICK: Who the fuck is that? |
548 | 00:23:55,726 | 00:23:56,976 | That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now | That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now |
549 | 00:23:57,061 | 00:23:59,145 | telling us we've been punked or whatever. | telling us we've been punked or whatever. |
550 | 00:23:59,230 | 00:24:01,022 | Okay. Come on. Come on. | Okay. Come on. Come on. |
551 | 00:24:05,319 | 00:24:07,779 | Hey. Hey, guys. I've got your luggage. | Hey. Hey, guys. I've got your luggage. |
552 | 00:24:08,322 | 00:24:10,532 | He's got both arms. Get him! | He's got both arms. Get him! |
553 | 00:24:10,866 | 00:24:11,991 | (ALL YELLING) | (ALL YELLING) |
554 | 00:24:14,578 | 00:24:16,454 | What? JACOB: Check his arm. | What? JACOB: Check his arm. |
555 | 00:24:16,539 | 00:24:18,581 | Are you raping? Wait! Hold on! Are we raping him? | Are you raping? Wait! Hold on! Are we raping him? |
556 | 00:24:18,666 | 00:24:19,833 | Nobody's raping anybody! | Nobody's raping anybody! |
557 | 00:24:19,917 | 00:24:21,626 | Where's your missing arm, motherfucker? | Where's your missing arm, motherfucker? |
558 | 00:24:21,710 | 00:24:24,003 | Hey! God! That's my arm! | Hey! God! That's my arm! |
559 | 00:24:24,088 | 00:24:25,588 | NICK: It's fake! It's real! | NICK: It's fake! It's real! |
560 | 00:24:25,673 | 00:24:28,174 | It's got freckles on it and shit! | It's got freckles on it and shit! |
561 | 00:24:36,934 | 00:24:38,810 | Do I really got to be the asshole that says | Do I really got to be the asshole that says |
562 | 00:24:38,894 | 00:24:41,396 | we got in this thing and went back in time? | we got in this thing and went back in time? |
563 | 00:24:41,480 | 00:24:44,732 | It must be some kind of hot tub time machine. | It must be some kind of hot tub time machine. |
564 | 00:24:47,736 | 00:24:49,195 | Wow, my old stuff. | Wow, my old stuff. |
565 | 00:24:49,280 | 00:24:50,655 | Look at this shit, man. | Look at this shit, man. |
566 | 00:24:50,739 | 00:24:51,823 | You have a bong? | You have a bong? |
567 | 00:24:51,907 | 00:24:52,991 | I did. | I did. |
568 | 00:24:53,075 | 00:24:55,326 | "Eddie Lives." This shirt got me so much fucking pussy. | "Eddie Lives." This shirt got me so much fucking pussy. |
569 | 00:24:55,411 | 00:24:56,578 | NICK: You wanna see what got a lot of pussy? | NICK: You wanna see what got a lot of pussy? |
570 | 00:24:56,662 | 00:24:57,745 | JACOB: What's the tape recorder for? | JACOB: What's the tape recorder for? |
571 | 00:24:57,830 | 00:24:58,955 | ADAM: Recording tape. I gotta take a piss. | ADAM: Recording tape. I gotta take a piss. |
572 | 00:24:59,081 | 00:25:00,498 | This jacket right here, baby. Holy fuck! | This jacket right here, baby. Holy fuck! |
573 | 00:25:00,583 | 00:25:01,875 | JACOB: What are you, Hunter S. Thompson? | JACOB: What are you, Hunter S. Thompson? |
574 | 00:25:01,959 | 00:25:03,960 | ADAM: I thought I was. JACOB: Is that coke? | ADAM: I thought I was. JACOB: Is that coke? |
575 | 00:25:04,044 | 00:25:05,962 | NICK: What the fuck you think it is? Baby powder? | NICK: What the fuck you think it is? Baby powder? |
576 | 00:25:06,046 | 00:25:07,130 | JACOB: Wait. How is this happening? | JACOB: Wait. How is this happening? |
577 | 00:25:07,214 | 00:25:10,175 | Can we talk about this for a minute? | Can we talk about this for a minute? |
578 | 00:25:14,096 | 00:25:17,473 | Holy fuck! Winterfest '86. We were here, man. | Holy fuck! Winterfest '86. We were here, man. |
579 | 00:25:17,558 | 00:25:18,933 | Guys. ADAM: We are here. | Guys. ADAM: We are here. |
580 | 00:25:19,018 | 00:25:20,101 | What if we run into ourselves? | What if we run into ourselves? |
581 | 00:25:20,186 | 00:25:21,227 | Guys! | Guys! |
582 | 00:25:21,312 | 00:25:24,522 | We see ourselves and we blow up and explode or some shit. | We see ourselves and we blow up and explode or some shit. |
583 | 00:25:24,607 | 00:25:25,690 | LOU: Get in here! | LOU: Get in here! |
584 | 00:25:25,774 | 00:25:26,941 | Didn't you all fucking see Timecop? | Didn't you all fucking see Timecop? |
585 | 00:25:27,026 | 00:25:28,943 | God damn it! Get the fuck in here right now! | God damn it! Get the fuck in here right now! |
586 | 00:25:29,028 | 00:25:30,904 | Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou. | Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou. |
587 | 00:25:30,988 | 00:25:32,447 | ADAM: What, man? | ADAM: What, man? |
588 | 00:25:43,876 | 00:25:46,419 | Yeah, we're not gonna run into ourselves. | Yeah, we're not gonna run into ourselves. |
589 | 00:25:46,503 | 00:25:47,629 | We are ourselves. | We are ourselves. |
590 | 00:25:47,713 | 00:25:50,340 | Why are we in our young bodies and you in your regular body? | Why are we in our young bodies and you in your regular body? |
591 | 00:25:50,424 | 00:25:51,382 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
592 | 00:25:51,467 | 00:25:52,634 | Shouldn't you be invisible? | Shouldn't you be invisible? |
593 | 00:25:52,718 | 00:25:54,302 | Or swimming around some guy's ball sack? | Or swimming around some guy's ball sack? |
594 | 00:25:54,386 | 00:25:57,555 | I know. Because you guys exist here and I don't. | I know. Because you guys exist here and I don't. |
595 | 00:25:58,724 | 00:26:00,725 | Hey, why are you flickering? | Hey, why are you flickering? |
596 | 00:26:00,809 | 00:26:02,227 | What? What? What? Who flickered? | What? What? What? Who flickered? |
597 | 00:26:02,311 | 00:26:04,103 | He did. He's flickering. | He did. He's flickering. |
598 | 00:26:04,188 | 00:26:05,563 | I need you to touch my arm or something | I need you to touch my arm or something |
599 | 00:26:05,648 | 00:26:06,731 | to see if I'm still real, okay? | to see if I'm still real, okay? |
600 | 00:26:06,815 | 00:26:09,817 | Just see if you can put your hand through me. | Just see if you can put your hand through me. |
601 | 00:26:10,444 | 00:26:11,486 | (EXCLAIMS) | (EXCLAIMS) |
602 | 00:26:12,363 | 00:26:13,529 | Okay. | Okay. |
603 | 00:26:13,948 | 00:26:15,198 | That's good. | That's good. |
604 | 00:26:15,282 | 00:26:19,035 | I'm physically still here. That's good, I think. | I'm physically still here. That's good, I think. |
605 | 00:26:20,746 | 00:26:22,330 | You look like Kid 'N Play. | You look like Kid 'N Play. |
606 | 00:26:22,414 | 00:26:24,540 | That's actually two people. | That's actually two people. |
607 | 00:26:27,169 | 00:26:28,878 | ADAM: I knew this trip was a bad idea. | ADAM: I knew this trip was a bad idea. |
608 | 00:26:28,963 | 00:26:31,422 | Every time I hang out with you, man, it's some kind of shit storm. | Every time I hang out with you, man, it's some kind of shit storm. |
609 | 00:26:31,507 | 00:26:33,049 | I got guilted into coming on this trip | I got guilted into coming on this trip |
610 | 00:26:33,133 | 00:26:34,592 | and now I'm back in the fucking '80s. | and now I'm back in the fucking '80s. |
611 | 00:26:34,677 | 00:26:35,760 | And I hate this decade! | And I hate this decade! |
612 | 00:26:35,844 | 00:26:37,262 | Maybe it's your fucking fault! | Maybe it's your fucking fault! |
613 | 00:26:37,346 | 00:26:40,014 | You're a fucking insurance salesman, you're practically the devil. | You're a fucking insurance salesman, you're practically the devil. |
614 | 00:26:40,099 | 00:26:42,308 | Guys! This is scientifically possible. | Guys! This is scientifically possible. |
615 | 00:26:42,393 | 00:26:45,853 | Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice | Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice |
616 | 00:26:45,938 | 00:26:47,605 | how this is scientifically possible. | how this is scientifically possible. |
617 | 00:26:47,690 | 00:26:49,399 | All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, | All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, |
618 | 00:26:49,483 | 00:26:51,317 | so I think I know what I'm talking about right now. | so I think I know what I'm talking about right now. |
619 | 00:26:51,402 | 00:26:53,987 | I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork. | I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork. |
620 | 00:26:54,071 | 00:26:56,739 | Okay. The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right? | Okay. The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right? |
621 | 00:26:56,824 | 00:26:57,865 | Like a black hole. | Like a black hole. |
622 | 00:26:57,950 | 00:27:00,034 | But, instead of being in space, | But, instead of being in space, |
623 | 00:27:01,078 | 00:27:02,745 | it's in a hot tub. | it's in a hot tub. |
624 | 00:27:02,830 | 00:27:05,748 | Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way! | Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way! |
625 | 00:27:05,874 | 00:27:07,583 | What? (YELLS) Like The Terminator! | What? (YELLS) Like The Terminator! |
626 | 00:27:07,668 | 00:27:09,627 | It's cyclical, right? | It's cyclical, right? |
627 | 00:27:09,712 | 00:27:12,338 | The machines send Schwarzenegger back to kill Sarah Connor | The machines send Schwarzenegger back to kill Sarah Connor |
628 | 00:27:12,423 | 00:27:14,299 | so that John Connor could never be born. | so that John Connor could never be born. |
629 | 00:27:14,383 | 00:27:17,218 | But if John Connor don't send Michael Biehn back to protect her, | But if John Connor don't send Michael Biehn back to protect her, |
630 | 00:27:17,303 | 00:27:21,556 | then they never fuck, and John Connor ain't born in the first place! | then they never fuck, and John Connor ain't born in the first place! |
631 | 00:27:22,057 | 00:27:23,641 | It checks out. Yeah, that's pretty good. | It checks out. Yeah, that's pretty good. |
632 | 00:27:23,726 | 00:27:26,311 | Wait, wait, check the fucking drawer. See if the carving's there. | Wait, wait, check the fucking drawer. See if the carving's there. |
633 | 00:27:26,395 | 00:27:28,563 | Check the fucking drawer. | Check the fucking drawer. |
634 | 00:27:29,481 | 00:27:30,898 | ADAM: Fuck! | ADAM: Fuck! |
635 | 00:27:33,193 | 00:27:34,193 | It's gone. | It's gone. |
636 | 00:27:34,278 | 00:27:35,320 | (SIGHING) | (SIGHING) |
637 | 00:27:35,404 | 00:27:36,446 | This shit is real. | This shit is real. |
638 | 00:27:36,530 | 00:27:38,740 | The carving you made 20 years ago, | The carving you made 20 years ago, |
639 | 00:27:38,824 | 00:27:40,742 | about me sucking cocks and dicks, | about me sucking cocks and dicks, |
640 | 00:27:41,910 | 00:27:43,911 | it's not there. Wait. | it's not there. Wait. |
641 | 00:27:44,538 | 00:27:45,705 | Is "cocks" still there? | Is "cocks" still there? |
642 | 00:27:45,789 | 00:27:47,248 | Nothing. I mean, it's not there. | Nothing. I mean, it's not there. |
643 | 00:27:47,333 | 00:27:48,416 | What about "dicks"? | What about "dicks"? |
644 | 00:27:48,500 | 00:27:51,127 | Neither "cocks," nor "dicks," nor "sucks." | Neither "cocks," nor "dicks," nor "sucks." |
645 | 00:27:51,211 | 00:27:52,754 | Oh, God! | Oh, God! |
646 | 00:27:53,255 | 00:27:56,632 | That's it. We stuck in the fucking '80s! | That's it. We stuck in the fucking '80s! |
647 | 00:27:57,176 | 00:27:59,552 | How am I supposed to get a job? | How am I supposed to get a job? |
648 | 00:28:00,095 | 00:28:01,721 | I'm so scared. | I'm so scared. |
649 | 00:28:02,222 | 00:28:03,389 | (EXCLAIMS) | (EXCLAIMS) |
650 | 00:28:03,474 | 00:28:05,183 | Looks like you burned out your... | Looks like you burned out your... |
651 | 00:28:05,267 | 00:28:08,019 | Heck, you fried your timing crossover. | Heck, you fried your timing crossover. |
652 | 00:28:09,855 | 00:28:11,064 | Would you mind putting that down, sir, | Would you mind putting that down, sir, |
653 | 00:28:11,148 | 00:28:14,275 | that coal shovel, before somebody gets hurt? | that coal shovel, before somebody gets hurt? |
654 | 00:28:15,319 | 00:28:16,819 | Did somebody call you? | Did somebody call you? |
655 | 00:28:16,904 | 00:28:18,362 | Excuse me one minute. | Excuse me one minute. |
656 | 00:28:18,447 | 00:28:19,447 | (FARTS) | (FARTS) |
657 | 00:28:23,827 | 00:28:25,495 | Who ever calls us? | Who ever calls us? |
658 | 00:28:25,579 | 00:28:26,579 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
659 | 00:28:26,663 | 00:28:29,582 | And who answers when the call comes from within? Huh? | And who answers when the call comes from within? Huh? |
660 | 00:28:31,126 | 00:28:35,505 | I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other tubs. | I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other tubs. |
661 | 00:28:35,589 | 00:28:39,050 | But it turns out this is a very special model that you have here. | But it turns out this is a very special model that you have here. |
662 | 00:28:39,134 | 00:28:41,427 | You've got to be very careful, I tell you. | You've got to be very careful, I tell you. |
663 | 00:28:41,512 | 00:28:46,265 | One little thing is changed, the whole system can go haywire. | One little thing is changed, the whole system can go haywire. |
664 | 00:28:46,350 | 00:28:48,309 | Do you understand what I'm saying? | Do you understand what I'm saying? |
665 | 00:28:48,393 | 00:28:50,520 | The whole system can go haywire | The whole system can go haywire |
666 | 00:28:50,604 | 00:28:52,855 | if you change one little thing. | if you change one little thing. |
667 | 00:28:53,273 | 00:28:56,192 | Wait a minute. We need that to get back in time? | Wait a minute. We need that to get back in time? |
668 | 00:28:56,276 | 00:28:57,318 | Well, you're back here. | Well, you're back here. |
669 | 00:28:57,402 | 00:29:01,114 | I mean, I can tell you've all been to Kodiak Valley before. | I mean, I can tell you've all been to Kodiak Valley before. |
670 | 00:29:01,198 | 00:29:02,657 | I haven't. Maybe not her, | I haven't. Maybe not her, |
671 | 00:29:02,741 | 00:29:05,243 | but I know that you were here. | but I know that you were here. |
672 | 00:29:05,327 | 00:29:07,870 | You know what's going on here, don't you, old man? | You know what's going on here, don't you, old man? |
673 | 00:29:07,955 | 00:29:09,163 | Yes, I do. | Yes, I do. |
674 | 00:29:09,248 | 00:29:12,083 | Your tub is on the fritz. It'd behoove you to fix it. | Your tub is on the fritz. It'd behoove you to fix it. |
675 | 00:29:12,167 | 00:29:13,209 | (HOT TUB STARTING UP) | (HOT TUB STARTING UP) |
676 | 00:29:13,293 | 00:29:14,502 | What? | What? |
677 | 00:29:14,628 | 00:29:16,170 | It's working. | It's working. |
678 | 00:29:19,675 | 00:29:21,551 | NICK: Damn. I think it's still broke. | NICK: Damn. I think it's still broke. |
679 | 00:29:21,635 | 00:29:22,718 | Shit. | Shit. |
680 | 00:29:24,221 | 00:29:25,263 | JACOB: Where'd he go? | JACOB: Where'd he go? |
681 | 00:29:25,347 | 00:29:27,140 | That motherfucker's in on it, man. | That motherfucker's in on it, man. |
682 | 00:29:27,224 | 00:29:28,891 | What was all that cryptic shit he was saying | What was all that cryptic shit he was saying |
683 | 00:29:28,976 | 00:29:30,101 | about not changing one little thing? | about not changing one little thing? |
684 | 00:29:30,185 | 00:29:32,603 | I know exactly what he meant. He was talking about the butterfly effect. | I know exactly what he meant. He was talking about the butterfly effect. |
685 | 00:29:32,688 | 00:29:34,105 | That was a great fucking movie. | That was a great fucking movie. |
686 | 00:29:34,189 | 00:29:36,649 | One little change has a ripple effect | One little change has a ripple effect |
687 | 00:29:36,733 | 00:29:38,109 | and it affects everything else. | and it affects everything else. |
688 | 00:29:38,193 | 00:29:40,111 | Like, a butterfly floats its wings | Like, a butterfly floats its wings |
689 | 00:29:40,195 | 00:29:43,781 | and Tokyo explodes, or there's a tsunami in, like, somewhere. | and Tokyo explodes, or there's a tsunami in, like, somewhere. |
690 | 00:29:43,866 | 00:29:45,867 | Dude, yes, exactly. Or you step on a bug | Dude, yes, exactly. Or you step on a bug |
691 | 00:29:45,951 | 00:29:47,910 | and the fucking Internet's never invented. | and the fucking Internet's never invented. |
692 | 00:29:47,995 | 00:29:50,454 | Then you have to talk to girls with your mouth. | Then you have to talk to girls with your mouth. |
693 | 00:29:50,539 | 00:29:52,957 | Yeah. I was more concerned about bigger consequences, | Yeah. I was more concerned about bigger consequences, |
694 | 00:29:53,041 | 00:29:54,292 | like me not being born. | like me not being born. |
695 | 00:29:54,376 | 00:29:55,793 | Oh, yeah. No, I don't care about that. | Oh, yeah. No, I don't care about that. |
696 | 00:29:55,878 | 00:29:58,296 | The point is, what did we do 20 years ago? | The point is, what did we do 20 years ago? |
697 | 00:29:58,380 | 00:29:59,630 | Let's figure it out right now. | Let's figure it out right now. |
698 | 00:29:59,715 | 00:30:02,508 | We gotta do the exact same thing. | We gotta do the exact same thing. |
699 | 00:30:02,593 | 00:30:04,302 | I had that gig. That's right. | I had that gig. That's right. |
700 | 00:30:04,386 | 00:30:07,555 | You got up on stage and you were wildly mediocre. | You got up on stage and you were wildly mediocre. |
701 | 00:30:07,639 | 00:30:08,973 | And that led to nothing of a career. | And that led to nothing of a career. |
702 | 00:30:09,057 | 00:30:11,601 | Okay, first of all, fuck you, motherfucker! | Okay, first of all, fuck you, motherfucker! |
703 | 00:30:11,685 | 00:30:14,812 | I could have had a career, but I got married and I went a different way. | I could have had a career, but I got married and I went a different way. |
704 | 00:30:14,938 | 00:30:16,314 | Which way is that? The way that sucked? | Which way is that? The way that sucked? |
705 | 00:30:16,398 | 00:30:17,773 | Didn't you also bang that groupie? | Didn't you also bang that groupie? |
706 | 00:30:17,858 | 00:30:19,525 | What was her name? Tara. | What was her name? Tara. |
707 | 00:30:19,610 | 00:30:22,320 | You banged her. You got to go do that again. | You banged her. You got to go do that again. |
708 | 00:30:22,404 | 00:30:25,740 | I did do that. But, fuck, no, I'm married! | I did do that. But, fuck, no, I'm married! |
709 | 00:30:26,074 | 00:30:27,617 | I can't go around banging girls in hot tubs. | I can't go around banging girls in hot tubs. |
710 | 00:30:27,701 | 00:30:31,078 | Nick, it's 1986. You can't cheat on someone you don't know yet. | Nick, it's 1986. You can't cheat on someone you don't know yet. |
711 | 00:30:31,163 | 00:30:33,414 | You haven't even met Courtney. | You haven't even met Courtney. |
712 | 00:30:33,498 | 00:30:35,666 | Lucifer, itinerary please. | Lucifer, itinerary please. |
713 | 00:30:35,751 | 00:30:36,751 | Uh... Nothing really happened. | Uh... Nothing really happened. |
714 | 00:30:36,835 | 00:30:38,628 | I actually fucked a chick, too. So I'll just do that. | I actually fucked a chick, too. So I'll just do that. |
715 | 00:30:38,712 | 00:30:40,922 | I seem to remember you getting your ass whooped. | I seem to remember you getting your ass whooped. |
716 | 00:30:41,006 | 00:30:42,048 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
717 | 00:30:42,132 | 00:30:43,674 | ADAM: Oh, yeah. NICK: That's right. | ADAM: Oh, yeah. NICK: That's right. |
718 | 00:30:43,759 | 00:30:46,594 | That ski patrol dude pummeled you like it was his job. | That ski patrol dude pummeled you like it was his job. |
719 | 00:30:46,678 | 00:30:47,762 | Yeah, no. I don't remember it that way. | Yeah, no. I don't remember it that way. |
720 | 00:30:47,846 | 00:30:48,888 | I do. | I do. |
721 | 00:30:48,972 | 00:30:51,474 | Yeah. He fucked you up. You cried and peed. | Yeah. He fucked you up. You cried and peed. |
722 | 00:30:51,558 | 00:30:54,518 | Fuck this, man! This is fucking bullshit! | Fuck this, man! This is fucking bullshit! |
723 | 00:30:54,603 | 00:30:56,604 | Would you just think of somebody other than yourself, man? | Would you just think of somebody other than yourself, man? |
724 | 00:30:56,730 | 00:30:57,730 | There's four of us. | There's four of us. |
725 | 00:30:57,814 | 00:30:59,732 | It's the fucking '80s, guys! | It's the fucking '80s, guys! |
726 | 00:30:59,816 | 00:31:02,526 | Let's do what we wanna do. Free love! | Let's do what we wanna do. Free love! |
727 | 00:31:02,611 | 00:31:04,278 | JACOB: That's the '60s, dipshit. | JACOB: That's the '60s, dipshit. |
728 | 00:31:04,363 | 00:31:06,322 | No, we had, like, Reagan and AIDS. | No, we had, like, Reagan and AIDS. |
729 | 00:31:06,406 | 00:31:08,282 | Let's get the fuck out of here, okay? | Let's get the fuck out of here, okay? |
730 | 00:31:08,367 | 00:31:09,700 | Do the right thing, Violator. | Do the right thing, Violator. |
731 | 00:31:09,785 | 00:31:12,620 | God damn it! This is fucking bullshit! | God damn it! This is fucking bullshit! |
732 | 00:31:12,704 | 00:31:14,705 | Tonight's the night you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer. | Tonight's the night you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer. |
733 | 00:31:14,790 | 00:31:15,998 | Shit. LOU: Yeah, you got stabbed | Shit. LOU: Yeah, you got stabbed |
734 | 00:31:16,083 | 00:31:18,042 | in the fucking eyeball tonight! | in the fucking eyeball tonight! |
735 | 00:31:18,627 | 00:31:20,795 | Hey, man, do you want backup? | Hey, man, do you want backup? |
736 | 00:31:20,879 | 00:31:22,338 | I can't, the butterflies won't let me. | I can't, the butterflies won't let me. |
737 | 00:31:22,464 | 00:31:23,839 | JENNY: Yo, Adam? You guys in there? (KNOCKING AT DOOR) | JENNY: Yo, Adam? You guys in there? (KNOCKING AT DOOR) |
738 | 00:31:23,924 | 00:31:25,132 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
739 | 00:31:28,011 | 00:31:30,096 | There you are. Hey! | There you are. Hey! |
740 | 00:31:30,180 | 00:31:32,682 | How come you guys didn't meet us at the chair lift this morning? | How come you guys didn't meet us at the chair lift this morning? |
741 | 00:31:32,766 | 00:31:33,891 | You were going to show me some moves. | You were going to show me some moves. |
742 | 00:31:33,976 | 00:31:36,435 | Hi, baby. I missed you. | Hi, baby. I missed you. |
743 | 00:31:38,939 | 00:31:40,523 | I must have forgot. | I must have forgot. |
744 | 00:31:40,607 | 00:31:42,650 | Perv. That's from Mandy. | Perv. That's from Mandy. |
745 | 00:31:43,026 | 00:31:44,527 | Hey, new guy. What's up? Hey. | Hey, new guy. What's up? Hey. |
746 | 00:31:44,611 | 00:31:46,988 | So we're in 214. I'm gonna go get ready. | So we're in 214. I'm gonna go get ready. |
747 | 00:31:47,072 | 00:31:48,364 | Okay. Meet me in my room, okay? | Okay. Meet me in my room, okay? |
748 | 00:31:48,448 | 00:31:49,865 | Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. |
749 | 00:31:50,158 | 00:31:52,076 | Love the PJs, Nick. You look hot. | Love the PJs, Nick. You look hot. |
750 | 00:31:54,121 | 00:31:55,997 | Poison's tonight. | Poison's tonight. |
751 | 00:31:56,081 | 00:31:57,206 | Wow! | Wow! |
752 | 00:31:57,291 | 00:31:59,083 | I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful. | I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful. |
753 | 00:31:59,167 | 00:32:02,753 | And tight. She's so tight. | And tight. She's so tight. |
754 | 00:32:02,838 | 00:32:03,921 | She's really fucking tight! | She's really fucking tight! |
755 | 00:32:04,006 | 00:32:05,339 | She's the great white buffalo, man. | She's the great white buffalo, man. |
756 | 00:32:05,424 | 00:32:06,674 | Great white buffalo. Great white buffalo. | Great white buffalo. Great white buffalo. |
757 | 00:32:06,758 | 00:32:08,384 | Don't start that. | Don't start that. |
758 | 00:32:08,468 | 00:32:09,927 | Great white buffalo. Great white buffalo. | Great white buffalo. Great white buffalo. |
759 | 00:32:10,012 | 00:32:10,970 | Why did I ever break up with her? | Why did I ever break up with her? |
760 | 00:32:11,054 | 00:32:12,096 | Why would I break up with her? | Why would I break up with her? |
761 | 00:32:12,180 | 00:32:13,180 | JACOB: Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. | JACOB: Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. |
762 | 00:32:13,265 | 00:32:14,932 | 'Cause you have to do it again. Right? | 'Cause you have to do it again. Right? |
763 | 00:32:15,017 | 00:32:16,642 | Right, right, right. | Right, right, right. |
764 | 00:32:16,727 | 00:32:18,019 | JACOB: All right. We're all gonna meet back here. | JACOB: All right. We're all gonna meet back here. |
765 | 00:32:18,103 | 00:32:20,187 | Hopefully that hot tub's fixed and we can get the fuck out of here. | Hopefully that hot tub's fixed and we can get the fuck out of here. |
766 | 00:32:20,272 | 00:32:21,772 | Okay, let's party like it's 1986. | Okay, let's party like it's 1986. |
767 | 00:32:21,857 | 00:32:22,982 | All right. On three? | All right. On three? |
768 | 00:32:23,066 | 00:32:24,066 | One, two, three... One, two, three... | One, two, three... One, two, three... |
769 | 00:32:24,151 | 00:32:25,901 | Hot tub time machine! Wait... | Hot tub time machine! Wait... |
770 | 00:32:25,986 | 00:32:26,986 | What are we... What's the... | What are we... What's the... |
771 | 00:32:27,070 | 00:32:28,070 | Who said, "Hot tub time machine?" | Who said, "Hot tub time machine?" |
772 | 00:32:28,155 | 00:32:29,322 | We didn't tell you about the new thing, with our hands? | We didn't tell you about the new thing, with our hands? |
773 | 00:32:29,406 | 00:32:30,906 | No. On three, we always... | No. On three, we always... |
774 | 00:32:30,991 | 00:32:32,283 | From now on, we're gonna say, "Hot tub time machine." | From now on, we're gonna say, "Hot tub time machine." |
775 | 00:32:32,367 | 00:32:33,617 | I told you, I think that's fucking stupid. | I told you, I think that's fucking stupid. |
776 | 00:32:33,702 | 00:32:34,702 | You were in the bathroom. | You were in the bathroom. |
777 | 00:32:34,786 | 00:32:35,786 | No, but this is a real bonding event for us. | No, but this is a real bonding event for us. |
778 | 00:32:35,871 | 00:32:36,871 | This doesn't happen all the time. | This doesn't happen all the time. |
779 | 00:32:36,955 | 00:32:38,331 | Come on. I'm telling you, it's stupid. | Come on. I'm telling you, it's stupid. |
780 | 00:32:38,415 | 00:32:39,623 | Do it once. Do what you want to do. | Do it once. Do what you want to do. |
781 | 00:32:39,708 | 00:32:40,916 | It would have been 3-to-1 anyway. | It would have been 3-to-1 anyway. |
782 | 00:32:41,001 | 00:32:42,293 | ALL: One, two, three... | ALL: One, two, three... |
783 | 00:32:42,377 | 00:32:43,461 | ...hot tub time machine! | ...hot tub time machine! |
784 | 00:32:43,545 | 00:32:44,712 | It felt good. Admit it. | It felt good. Admit it. |
785 | 00:32:47,174 | 00:32:48,382 | (POP MUSIC PLAYING) | (POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
786 | 00:32:55,682 | 00:32:56,891 | Hey! | Hey! |
787 | 00:32:58,352 | 00:33:00,644 | Let's get this party started! | Let's get this party started! |
788 | 00:33:01,271 | 00:33:03,397 | Who is carrying me home tonight? | Who is carrying me home tonight? |
789 | 00:33:03,857 | 00:33:04,899 | Mom? | Mom? |
790 | 00:33:04,983 | 00:33:06,442 | Sweet fucking Lord. | Sweet fucking Lord. |
791 | 00:33:06,526 | 00:33:07,610 | Kelly. | Kelly. |
792 | 00:33:07,694 | 00:33:08,819 | Hey, bro, Nicholas. | Hey, bro, Nicholas. |
793 | 00:33:08,904 | 00:33:09,945 | Hey, girl. | Hey, girl. |
794 | 00:33:10,030 | 00:33:11,030 | Who's the geek? | Who's the geek? |
795 | 00:33:11,114 | 00:33:12,156 | He's your son. | He's your son. |
796 | 00:33:12,240 | 00:33:13,199 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
797 | 00:33:13,283 | 00:33:14,950 | That's not appropriate. | That's not appropriate. |
798 | 00:33:15,035 | 00:33:16,410 | JACOB: I'm sun... Sunshine. | JACOB: I'm sun... Sunshine. |
799 | 00:33:16,495 | 00:33:17,536 | Sunshine. | Sunshine. |
800 | 00:33:17,621 | 00:33:18,662 | 'Cause I'm here to brighten your day. | 'Cause I'm here to brighten your day. |
801 | 00:33:18,747 | 00:33:21,082 | That's Jacob. Your... | That's Jacob. Your... |
802 | 00:33:21,416 | 00:33:22,708 | He's totally cool. | He's totally cool. |
803 | 00:33:22,793 | 00:33:23,793 | He doesn't look cool. | He doesn't look cool. |
804 | 00:33:23,877 | 00:33:26,837 | He's not that cool. Hey, Kelly. | He's not that cool. Hey, Kelly. |
805 | 00:33:26,922 | 00:33:28,881 | Lou Dorchen. Yeah... | Lou Dorchen. Yeah... |
806 | 00:33:28,965 | 00:33:30,007 | You don't remember this? | You don't remember this? |
807 | 00:33:30,092 | 00:33:31,050 | I don't remember everything. | I don't remember everything. |
808 | 00:33:31,134 | 00:33:33,094 | What the fuck, man? This is freaking me the fuck out. | What the fuck, man? This is freaking me the fuck out. |
809 | 00:33:33,178 | 00:33:34,637 | You freak out every time you leave the basement. | You freak out every time you leave the basement. |
810 | 00:33:34,721 | 00:33:35,888 | All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on | All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on |
811 | 00:33:35,972 | 00:33:38,265 | because tonight there is gonna be a blizzard. | because tonight there is gonna be a blizzard. |
812 | 00:33:38,350 | 00:33:40,017 | Really? It looked pretty clear out. | Really? It looked pretty clear out. |
813 | 00:33:40,102 | 00:33:42,311 | Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride? | Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride? |
814 | 00:33:42,396 | 00:33:45,898 | You can't do cocaine! It's so unhealthy for you. | You can't do cocaine! It's so unhealthy for you. |
815 | 00:33:45,982 | 00:33:47,191 | Kelly, in public? | Kelly, in public? |
816 | 00:33:47,275 | 00:33:48,317 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
817 | 00:33:48,402 | 00:33:50,027 | I'm gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house, | I'm gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house, |
818 | 00:33:50,112 | 00:33:51,570 | I'm gonna find a sexy instructor | I'm gonna find a sexy instructor |
819 | 00:33:51,655 | 00:33:54,115 | and I'm gonna wax his fucking pole. | and I'm gonna wax his fucking pole. |
820 | 00:33:54,199 | 00:33:56,617 | Later, homos. Don't drink my fucking drink. | Later, homos. Don't drink my fucking drink. |
821 | 00:33:56,701 | 00:33:57,785 | Ugh! | Ugh! |
822 | 00:33:59,079 | 00:34:00,037 | Hey, Adam? | Hey, Adam? |
823 | 00:34:00,122 | 00:34:03,499 | What she means is that she works at the ski rental place, right? | What she means is that she works at the ski rental place, right? |
824 | 00:34:03,583 | 00:34:05,751 | And that's her job, is cleaning the poles. | And that's her job, is cleaning the poles. |
825 | 00:34:05,836 | 00:34:08,337 | I could be off, but I think it's in reference to blowing a dude. | I could be off, but I think it's in reference to blowing a dude. |
826 | 00:34:08,422 | 00:34:11,382 | Thank you, Nick. But that's... You don't need to... | Thank you, Nick. But that's... You don't need to... |
827 | 00:34:11,466 | 00:34:12,883 | Or fucking a dude. Because the wax, | Or fucking a dude. Because the wax, |
828 | 00:34:12,968 | 00:34:15,136 | it can be interpreted either way. | it can be interpreted either way. |
829 | 00:34:15,220 | 00:34:17,555 | She was a free spirit, you know? | She was a free spirit, you know? |
830 | 00:34:17,639 | 00:34:21,475 | Or maybe she's the pole and there's two dudes that she's waxing. | Or maybe she's the pole and there's two dudes that she's waxing. |
831 | 00:34:21,560 | 00:34:24,186 | Let's just get it done, man. Come on. | Let's just get it done, man. Come on. |
832 | 00:34:24,896 | 00:34:26,063 | Hey, Lou. What? | Hey, Lou. What? |
833 | 00:34:26,148 | 00:34:29,066 | Did my mom, like, sleep with a bunch of dudes? | Did my mom, like, sleep with a bunch of dudes? |
834 | 00:34:29,151 | 00:34:30,151 | I don't know. Shut up. | I don't know. Shut up. |
835 | 00:34:30,235 | 00:34:31,610 | But she seems kind of slutty, right? | But she seems kind of slutty, right? |
836 | 00:34:31,695 | 00:34:33,988 | Does she seem that way to you? | Does she seem that way to you? |
837 | 00:34:34,072 | 00:34:35,906 | It's just, she never told me who my dad is. | It's just, she never told me who my dad is. |
838 | 00:34:35,991 | 00:34:37,408 | It could be any one of these guys. | It could be any one of these guys. |
839 | 00:34:37,492 | 00:34:39,535 | 'Cause I was born, like, nine months from now. | 'Cause I was born, like, nine months from now. |
840 | 00:34:39,619 | 00:34:41,203 | Yeah? So what does that mean? | Yeah? So what does that mean? |
841 | 00:34:41,288 | 00:34:42,580 | It means do the math, dipshit. | It means do the math, dipshit. |
842 | 00:34:42,664 | 00:34:44,707 | I could have been conceived this weekend. | I could have been conceived this weekend. |
843 | 00:34:44,833 | 00:34:46,500 | Oh, shit. Check this out. | Oh, shit. Check this out. |
844 | 00:34:46,585 | 00:34:49,587 | That's that fucking bellhop. I hate that guy. | That's that fucking bellhop. I hate that guy. |
845 | 00:34:50,839 | 00:34:53,507 | This must be where he loses the arm! | This must be where he loses the arm! |
846 | 00:34:55,260 | 00:34:56,552 | (CROWD CHEERING) | (CROWD CHEERING) |
847 | 00:34:56,636 | 00:34:58,387 | Shit! PHIL: Thank you! | Shit! PHIL: Thank you! |
848 | 00:34:58,472 | 00:35:00,181 | I think we should tell him. This is gruesome. | I think we should tell him. This is gruesome. |
849 | 00:35:00,265 | 00:35:01,265 | Don't you dare fucking tell him. | Don't you dare fucking tell him. |
850 | 00:35:01,349 | 00:35:04,185 | You'll screw the time thing up. | You'll screw the time thing up. |
851 | 00:35:09,399 | 00:35:10,524 | (YELLING) | (YELLING) |
852 | 00:35:11,443 | 00:35:12,526 | (CROWD GASPING) | (CROWD GASPING) |
853 | 00:35:13,987 | 00:35:15,613 | (SAW WHIRRING) | (SAW WHIRRING) |
854 | 00:35:16,740 | 00:35:17,781 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
855 | 00:35:17,866 | 00:35:18,824 | (ALL CHEERING) | (ALL CHEERING) |
856 | 00:35:18,909 | 00:35:19,909 | Yes! | Yes! |
857 | 00:35:19,993 | 00:35:21,035 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
858 | 00:35:21,870 | 00:35:23,037 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
859 | 00:35:24,414 | 00:35:27,708 | Boo! We just got fucking robbed. | Boo! We just got fucking robbed. |
860 | 00:35:27,792 | 00:35:28,918 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
861 | 00:35:29,002 | 00:35:30,169 | He's great, man. Come on! | He's great, man. Come on! |
862 | 00:35:31,046 | 00:35:32,296 | (WHISPERS) Jenny. | (WHISPERS) Jenny. |
863 | 00:35:33,798 | 00:35:34,798 | Jenny? | Jenny? |
864 | 00:35:34,883 | 00:35:36,717 | JENNY: I'm in the bathroom. Come in. | JENNY: I'm in the bathroom. Come in. |
865 | 00:35:37,677 | 00:35:39,220 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
866 | 00:35:39,304 | 00:35:40,804 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
867 | 00:35:40,889 | 00:35:42,765 | What? Do I look fat? | What? Do I look fat? |
868 | 00:35:43,558 | 00:35:46,060 | No. You look really beautiful. | No. You look really beautiful. |
869 | 00:35:46,520 | 00:35:47,603 | (SIGHING) | (SIGHING) |
870 | 00:35:47,687 | 00:35:50,314 | Aw! Thank you. | Aw! Thank you. |
871 | 00:35:53,193 | 00:35:54,652 | How about me, do I look different? | How about me, do I look different? |
872 | 00:35:54,736 | 00:35:56,403 | Do I look kind of older? | Do I look kind of older? |
873 | 00:35:57,113 | 00:35:58,280 | No. | No. |
874 | 00:35:59,199 | 00:36:01,075 | You look cute, though. | You look cute, though. |
875 | 00:36:01,409 | 00:36:03,160 | God, I can't stop thinking about last night. | God, I can't stop thinking about last night. |
876 | 00:36:03,245 | 00:36:05,454 | It was like frigging hot. | It was like frigging hot. |
877 | 00:36:05,539 | 00:36:08,374 | It was? What did we do? I don't remember. | It was? What did we do? I don't remember. |
878 | 00:36:08,708 | 00:36:11,544 | You lasted, like, 10 minutes. | You lasted, like, 10 minutes. |
879 | 00:36:11,836 | 00:36:13,003 | (CHUCKLES) Oh! | (CHUCKLES) Oh! |
880 | 00:36:13,171 | 00:36:14,588 | Good, good. | Good, good. |
881 | 00:36:15,006 | 00:36:16,173 | And I was good. | And I was good. |
882 | 00:36:16,258 | 00:36:20,344 | I think I came. I think. I can't even tell you what it was like. | I think I came. I think. I can't even tell you what it was like. |
883 | 00:36:20,428 | 00:36:23,138 | I got some vague recollection of that. | I got some vague recollection of that. |
884 | 00:36:23,765 | 00:36:25,349 | Wanna maybe just sit and talk for a minute? | Wanna maybe just sit and talk for a minute? |
885 | 00:36:25,433 | 00:36:26,725 | "Talk." | "Talk." |
886 | 00:36:26,810 | 00:36:30,854 | Well, I mean, you know, it's just so good to see you again. | Well, I mean, you know, it's just so good to see you again. |
887 | 00:36:34,818 | 00:36:36,777 | It's not you. It's me. | It's not you. It's me. |
888 | 00:36:38,321 | 00:36:39,405 | (EXCLAIMS) | (EXCLAIMS) |
889 | 00:36:41,616 | 00:36:42,866 | Lamp. | Lamp. |
890 | 00:36:43,451 | 00:36:46,078 | You know what, I think we should go to Poison now. | You know what, I think we should go to Poison now. |
891 | 00:36:46,162 | 00:36:47,371 | You're weird today. | You're weird today. |
892 | 00:36:47,455 | 00:36:49,206 | I know. You are funny. | I know. You are funny. |
893 | 00:36:49,291 | 00:36:50,249 | Let me just get dressed. | Let me just get dressed. |
894 | 00:36:50,333 | 00:36:51,875 | Okay. | Okay. |
895 | 00:36:53,420 | 00:36:54,420 | Wow! | Wow! |
896 | 00:36:55,630 | 00:36:57,131 | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
897 | 00:36:58,717 | 00:37:00,009 | Oh, man! | Oh, man! |
898 | 00:37:00,552 | 00:37:02,052 | This is trippy. | This is trippy. |
899 | 00:37:02,137 | 00:37:03,721 | What's up? | What's up? |
900 | 00:37:03,972 | 00:37:07,600 | Man, I can't even remember the last time I saw you guys. | Man, I can't even remember the last time I saw you guys. |
901 | 00:37:08,351 | 00:37:09,727 | Yesterday. | Yesterday. |
902 | 00:37:10,562 | 00:37:12,730 | Oh, yeah. Yesterday. | Oh, yeah. Yesterday. |
903 | 00:37:15,442 | 00:37:16,525 | Yep. | Yep. |
904 | 00:37:21,656 | 00:37:25,159 | It's not cheating. It's not cheating. It's 1986. | It's not cheating. It's not cheating. It's 1986. |
905 | 00:37:25,285 | 00:37:26,702 | You don't even know Courtney yet. | You don't even know Courtney yet. |
906 | 00:37:28,997 | 00:37:30,581 | You know, it's okay if you're scared, Lou. | You know, it's okay if you're scared, Lou. |
907 | 00:37:30,665 | 00:37:33,167 | I'm not scared, idiot. I'm fucking pissed. | I'm not scared, idiot. I'm fucking pissed. |
908 | 00:37:33,251 | 00:37:34,918 | I have a full head of hair and a functioning penis, | I have a full head of hair and a functioning penis, |
909 | 00:37:35,003 | 00:37:37,171 | and I'm looking for some guy to drill me in the fucking jaw. | and I'm looking for some guy to drill me in the fucking jaw. |
910 | 00:37:37,255 | 00:37:38,756 | (SIGHS) We're not gonna find him here, anyway. | (SIGHS) We're not gonna find him here, anyway. |
911 | 00:37:38,840 | 00:37:40,132 | I don't even remember what he looks like. | I don't even remember what he looks like. |
912 | 00:37:44,846 | 00:37:46,430 | Walk much, faggot? Sorry. | Walk much, faggot? Sorry. |
913 | 00:37:46,514 | 00:37:48,098 | What? No, don't touch me. The fuck, you're sorry. | What? No, don't touch me. The fuck, you're sorry. |
914 | 00:37:48,183 | 00:37:50,142 | You scuffed up my Jordans. | You scuffed up my Jordans. |
915 | 00:37:51,186 | 00:37:54,563 | You wanna go for it? Come on, take a shot, pussy. Wanna party? | You wanna go for it? Come on, take a shot, pussy. Wanna party? |
916 | 00:37:54,648 | 00:37:56,523 | (ECHOING) Wanna be a hero? | (ECHOING) Wanna be a hero? |
917 | 00:37:56,691 | 00:37:58,817 | And here it comes. | And here it comes. |
918 | 00:38:02,572 | 00:38:05,991 | Yeah, you gonna cry? You gonna cry, titty baby? | Yeah, you gonna cry? You gonna cry, titty baby? |
919 | 00:38:06,076 | 00:38:09,620 | You gonna fucking cry? Look at him he's crying. | You gonna fucking cry? Look at him he's crying. |
920 | 00:38:09,704 | 00:38:11,914 | Your fucking bag is mine now. | Your fucking bag is mine now. |
921 | 00:38:12,666 | 00:38:14,041 | Is that it? | Is that it? |
922 | 00:38:14,250 | 00:38:15,668 | No. | No. |
923 | 00:38:15,752 | 00:38:17,503 | No, I yell back at him | No, I yell back at him |
924 | 00:38:17,587 | 00:38:19,421 | and I challenge him to a rematch at midnight saying, | and I challenge him to a rematch at midnight saying, |
925 | 00:38:19,506 | 00:38:20,881 | "You bring your friends and I'll bring mine." | "You bring your friends and I'll bring mine." |
926 | 00:38:20,965 | 00:38:22,424 | And my friends don't fucking show up. | And my friends don't fucking show up. |
927 | 00:38:22,509 | 00:38:24,677 | So I get pummeled by six guys instead of one. | So I get pummeled by six guys instead of one. |
928 | 00:38:24,761 | 00:38:27,388 | All right, fantastic. Let's do this. | All right, fantastic. Let's do this. |
929 | 00:38:29,224 | 00:38:31,392 | Lou, come on. You have to. | Lou, come on. You have to. |
930 | 00:38:33,728 | 00:38:35,229 | Hey, Blaine. | Hey, Blaine. |
931 | 00:38:35,897 | 00:38:38,440 | Is that all you got? Pussy. | Is that all you got? Pussy. |
932 | 00:38:40,568 | 00:38:41,610 | (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) | (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) |
933 | 00:38:41,694 | 00:38:44,238 | NICK: Oh, God. Yeah. | NICK: Oh, God. Yeah. |
934 | 00:38:45,365 | 00:38:47,991 | I'll never go back. I'll never go back. | I'll never go back. I'll never go back. |
935 | 00:38:48,076 | 00:38:49,118 | (SOBBING) | (SOBBING) |
936 | 00:38:50,161 | 00:38:51,745 | Are you crying? | Are you crying? |
937 | 00:38:52,247 | 00:38:53,414 | No. | No. |
938 | 00:38:53,498 | 00:38:55,916 | It's the water splashing my face from all the fucking. | It's the water splashing my face from all the fucking. |
939 | 00:38:56,584 | 00:38:57,751 | Okay, good. | Okay, good. |
940 | 00:38:58,128 | 00:39:01,422 | Because I thought you were crying, and I was like... | Because I thought you were crying, and I was like... |
941 | 00:39:01,714 | 00:39:02,840 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
942 | 00:39:02,924 | 00:39:04,425 | I'm sorry, Courtney. | I'm sorry, Courtney. |
943 | 00:39:04,509 | 00:39:06,301 | It's Tara. Courtney! | It's Tara. Courtney! |
944 | 00:39:06,386 | 00:39:07,344 | Tara. Tara. | Tara. Tara. |
945 | 00:39:07,429 | 00:39:08,846 | Courtney! Courtney! | Courtney! Courtney! |
946 | 00:39:08,930 | 00:39:11,348 | No, seriously, my name is Tara. | No, seriously, my name is Tara. |
947 | 00:39:11,599 | 00:39:13,767 | No, my wife, my wife. | No, my wife, my wife. |
948 | 00:39:15,103 | 00:39:16,103 | You're married? | You're married? |
949 | 00:39:16,271 | 00:39:18,647 | No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway. | No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway. |
950 | 00:39:18,731 | 00:39:21,400 | I will be. She's nine right now. | I will be. She's nine right now. |
951 | 00:39:27,031 | 00:39:30,117 | Can I tell you something that I haven't told anybody? | Can I tell you something that I haven't told anybody? |
952 | 00:39:30,618 | 00:39:32,244 | She cheated on me. | She cheated on me. |
953 | 00:39:33,955 | 00:39:35,706 | I found a e-mail. | I found a e-mail. |
954 | 00:39:36,291 | 00:39:38,208 | And now every time I look at her, | And now every time I look at her, |
955 | 00:39:38,293 | 00:39:40,377 | all I can see is her getting rammed by | all I can see is her getting rammed by |
956 | 00:39:40,462 | 00:39:43,714 | some faceless dude with a better body and a bigger dick. | some faceless dude with a better body and a bigger dick. |
957 | 00:39:43,798 | 00:39:46,216 | Truth of it is, I can't even bring myself to say anything | Truth of it is, I can't even bring myself to say anything |
958 | 00:39:46,301 | 00:39:48,969 | because I just love her so fucking much. | because I just love her so fucking much. |
959 | 00:39:50,305 | 00:39:53,223 | I don't even know if I can live without her cheating ass. | I don't even know if I can live without her cheating ass. |
960 | 00:39:53,308 | 00:39:54,892 | Hey, what's an e-mail? | Hey, what's an e-mail? |
961 | 00:39:54,976 | 00:39:56,727 | That's not the point! | That's not the point! |
962 | 00:39:57,479 | 00:40:00,564 | JACOB: Seems like you might've took one defensive swing against him. | JACOB: Seems like you might've took one defensive swing against him. |
963 | 00:40:00,648 | 00:40:03,734 | I mean, honestly, what the fuck, man? That was... | I mean, honestly, what the fuck, man? That was... |
964 | 00:40:03,818 | 00:40:07,070 | I don't know how you've lived with yourself all these years. | I don't know how you've lived with yourself all these years. |
965 | 00:40:07,155 | 00:40:08,739 | It was pathetic. | It was pathetic. |
966 | 00:40:08,823 | 00:40:11,408 | It was pathetic. You couldn't have kicked him from the ground? | It was pathetic. You couldn't have kicked him from the ground? |
967 | 00:40:11,493 | 00:40:12,993 | What happened? | What happened? |
968 | 00:40:16,080 | 00:40:17,164 | Uh... | Uh... |
969 | 00:40:17,749 | 00:40:20,584 | This is a crazy story. I got hit by a truck. | This is a crazy story. I got hit by a truck. |
970 | 00:40:21,085 | 00:40:22,669 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
971 | 00:40:22,754 | 00:40:25,297 | Trying to save a baby deer, if you can believe that. | Trying to save a baby deer, if you can believe that. |
972 | 00:40:25,381 | 00:40:26,465 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
973 | 00:40:26,549 | 00:40:28,842 | Is there anything that I can do? Are you okay? | Is there anything that I can do? Are you okay? |
974 | 00:40:28,927 | 00:40:30,052 | (CLEARS THROAT) | (CLEARS THROAT) |
975 | 00:40:30,720 | 00:40:33,805 | Oh, my God. No, I'm fine. This is nothing. | Oh, my God. No, I'm fine. This is nothing. |
976 | 00:40:33,890 | 00:40:36,266 | You know what? Come with me. I'm gonna take care of you. | You know what? Come with me. I'm gonna take care of you. |
977 | 00:40:36,351 | 00:40:37,684 | And bring your friend. | And bring your friend. |
978 | 00:40:37,769 | 00:40:38,852 | No, we can't. | No, we can't. |
979 | 00:40:38,895 | 00:40:40,604 | We'd love to, but we can't. We can, we can. | We'd love to, but we can't. We can, we can. |
980 | 00:40:40,688 | 00:40:42,564 | We should probably go check on that deer, actually. | We should probably go check on that deer, actually. |
981 | 00:40:42,649 | 00:40:43,690 | No, we can go. We can go. | No, we can go. We can go. |
982 | 00:40:44,400 | 00:40:45,484 | (TALK DIRTY TO ME PLAYING) (PEOPLE CHEERING) | (TALK DIRTY TO ME PLAYING) (PEOPLE CHEERING) |
983 | 00:40:45,568 | 00:40:47,778 | (SINGING) I know you cannot wait | (SINGING) I know you cannot wait |
984 | 00:40:47,862 | 00:40:49,905 | Wait to see me, too | Wait to see me, too |
985 | 00:40:49,989 | 00:40:51,198 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
986 | 00:40:51,282 | 00:40:53,450 | This is like the best song ever! | This is like the best song ever! |
987 | 00:40:53,535 | 00:40:54,701 | Maybe not ever. | Maybe not ever. |
988 | 00:40:54,786 | 00:40:55,869 | (WHOOPING) | (WHOOPING) |
989 | 00:40:56,246 | 00:40:57,913 | At the drive-in | At the drive-in |
990 | 00:40:57,997 | 00:40:59,623 | God, he's so hot! | God, he's so hot! |
991 | 00:40:59,707 | 00:41:01,959 | In the old man's Ford | In the old man's Ford |
992 | 00:41:02,043 | 00:41:04,503 | Behind the bushes | Behind the bushes |
993 | 00:41:04,671 | 00:41:06,129 | Can I get 3,000 beers? | Can I get 3,000 beers? |
994 | 00:41:06,214 | 00:41:08,173 | Until I'm screaming for more | Until I'm screaming for more |
995 | 00:41:08,258 | 00:41:10,384 | Down the basement | Down the basement |
996 | 00:41:12,220 | 00:41:14,304 | MAN: Who's next? Who's next for the beer luge? | MAN: Who's next? Who's next for the beer luge? |
997 | 00:41:14,389 | 00:41:16,640 | This guy! This guy's next! He wants it so bad. | This guy! This guy's next! He wants it so bad. |
998 | 00:41:16,724 | 00:41:17,724 | You can do it, man. | You can do it, man. |
999 | 00:41:17,809 | 00:41:18,976 | He wants it. | He wants it. |
1000 | 00:41:19,060 | 00:41:20,352 | (ALL CLAMORING) | (ALL CLAMORING) |
1001 | 00:41:21,729 | 00:41:24,356 | CROWD: (CHANTING) Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! | CROWD: (CHANTING) Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! |
1002 | 00:41:26,025 | 00:41:27,150 | (CROWD CHEERS) | (CROWD CHEERS) |
1003 | 00:41:28,111 | 00:41:32,281 | That was so lame. That wasn't, like, even violent a little bit. | That was so lame. That wasn't, like, even violent a little bit. |
1004 | 00:41:32,365 | 00:41:34,157 | Who are you, and why did you do that to me? | Who are you, and why did you do that to me? |
1005 | 00:41:34,242 | 00:41:37,202 | Why? Because you looked like you needed a luge. | Why? Because you looked like you needed a luge. |
1006 | 00:41:37,287 | 00:41:39,329 | I'm Adam. I'm April. | I'm Adam. I'm April. |
1007 | 00:41:39,414 | 00:41:40,414 | How are you doing? | How are you doing? |
1008 | 00:41:40,498 | 00:41:41,665 | All right. | All right. |
1009 | 00:41:41,749 | 00:41:43,333 | What brings you here? | What brings you here? |
1010 | 00:41:43,418 | 00:41:44,459 | Hot tub. | Hot tub. |
1011 | 00:41:44,544 | 00:41:45,544 | Huh. | Huh. |
1012 | 00:41:45,628 | 00:41:47,379 | You? Poison. | You? Poison. |
1013 | 00:41:47,964 | 00:41:49,756 | Right. That band. Poison. | Right. That band. Poison. |
1014 | 00:41:49,924 | 00:41:52,968 | I'm a journalist. I'm covering the band for Spin magazine. | I'm a journalist. I'm covering the band for Spin magazine. |
1015 | 00:41:53,052 | 00:41:54,511 | You don't really look like you're the type. | You don't really look like you're the type. |
1016 | 00:41:54,596 | 00:41:57,514 | The Poison type? God, no. I'm not. I'm really not. | The Poison type? God, no. I'm not. I'm really not. |
1017 | 00:41:57,599 | 00:41:59,683 | I basically just got onto this bus | I basically just got onto this bus |
1018 | 00:41:59,767 | 00:42:03,729 | and it took me here, to goddamn Winterfest. | and it took me here, to goddamn Winterfest. |
1019 | 00:42:03,980 | 00:42:05,439 | JENNY: Adam! | JENNY: Adam! |
1020 | 00:42:06,149 | 00:42:07,274 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
1021 | 00:42:07,734 | 00:42:09,484 | You know what? I can't talk to you. | You know what? I can't talk to you. |
1022 | 00:42:09,569 | 00:42:10,652 | You can't? | You can't? |
1023 | 00:42:10,737 | 00:42:12,404 | But I'm awesome. I can guarantee that. | But I'm awesome. I can guarantee that. |
1024 | 00:42:12,488 | 00:42:15,157 | I'm sure. You see, I have to walk in the exact same footsteps. | I'm sure. You see, I have to walk in the exact same footsteps. |
1025 | 00:42:15,241 | 00:42:17,034 | This didn't happen. | This didn't happen. |
1026 | 00:42:17,118 | 00:42:18,744 | Well, it kind of happened. | Well, it kind of happened. |
1027 | 00:42:18,828 | 00:42:19,870 | I wish it did. | I wish it did. |
1028 | 00:42:19,954 | 00:42:21,538 | I just saw it happen. It really didn't. | I just saw it happen. It really didn't. |
1029 | 00:42:21,623 | 00:42:23,415 | Yeah. No, I contributed. | Yeah. No, I contributed. |
1030 | 00:42:23,499 | 00:42:24,666 | I wish it did. | I wish it did. |
1031 | 00:42:24,751 | 00:42:25,834 | All right. | All right. |
1032 | 00:42:26,461 | 00:42:27,461 | See you. | See you. |
1033 | 00:42:28,129 | 00:42:29,379 | (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) | (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) |
1034 | 00:42:32,550 | 00:42:36,094 | I brought you some ice. It'll make you feel better. | I brought you some ice. It'll make you feel better. |
1035 | 00:42:36,262 | 00:42:37,846 | Let's see that. | Let's see that. |
1036 | 00:42:38,473 | 00:42:39,473 | Feel better? | Feel better? |
1037 | 00:42:39,557 | 00:42:41,600 | That ice does make me feel better. | That ice does make me feel better. |
1038 | 00:42:42,143 | 00:42:43,310 | (CLEARING THROAT) | (CLEARING THROAT) |
1039 | 00:42:43,728 | 00:42:45,228 | (COUGHS) Butterflies. | (COUGHS) Butterflies. |
1040 | 00:42:45,313 | 00:42:48,148 | Hey, you know what? I just remembered I gotta meet a guy. | Hey, you know what? I just remembered I gotta meet a guy. |
1041 | 00:42:48,232 | 00:42:49,399 | No, no. Wait. | No, no. Wait. |
1042 | 00:42:49,484 | 00:42:50,609 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
1043 | 00:42:50,693 | 00:42:52,653 | No, you can't go. | No, you can't go. |
1044 | 00:42:52,820 | 00:42:54,488 | 'Cause guess what? | 'Cause guess what? |
1045 | 00:42:54,572 | 00:42:55,614 | What? | What? |
1046 | 00:42:55,698 | 00:42:57,658 | I only do two at a time. | I only do two at a time. |
1047 | 00:42:58,451 | 00:42:59,451 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
1048 | 00:42:59,535 | 00:43:00,952 | What do I mean? | What do I mean? |
1049 | 00:43:04,499 | 00:43:06,291 | There those are. | There those are. |
1050 | 00:43:06,584 | 00:43:08,251 | LOU: Yeah, let's do this. | LOU: Yeah, let's do this. |
1051 | 00:43:08,336 | 00:43:09,920 | Him first? Okay. | Him first? Okay. |
1052 | 00:43:10,004 | 00:43:11,463 | It's your thing. I don't wanna tell you what to do. | It's your thing. I don't wanna tell you what to do. |
1053 | 00:43:11,547 | 00:43:12,589 | (PHONE RINGING) | (PHONE RINGING) |
1054 | 00:43:12,674 | 00:43:14,549 | Hold on, I gotta get the phone. | Hold on, I gotta get the phone. |
1055 | 00:43:15,760 | 00:43:18,679 | Hello? Mom? | Hello? Mom? |
1056 | 00:43:19,013 | 00:43:20,013 | What? | What? |
1057 | 00:43:20,098 | 00:43:21,223 | I wanna know what the doctor said. | I wanna know what the doctor said. |
1058 | 00:43:21,307 | 00:43:23,684 | Lou? Lou, we can't do this. | Lou? Lou, we can't do this. |
1059 | 00:43:23,768 | 00:43:24,935 | Yes, we can. | Yes, we can. |
1060 | 00:43:25,019 | 00:43:26,311 | No, this didn't happen. | No, this didn't happen. |
1061 | 00:43:26,396 | 00:43:27,396 | We can't do this. Yes, we can. | We can't do this. Yes, we can. |
1062 | 00:43:27,522 | 00:43:29,106 | This didn't happen in the past. Yes, it did. Shut up. | This didn't happen in the past. Yes, it did. Shut up. |
1063 | 00:43:29,190 | 00:43:31,024 | This did not fucking happen in the past. | This did not fucking happen in the past. |
1064 | 00:43:31,109 | 00:43:32,901 | You shut the fuck up, please. | You shut the fuck up, please. |
1065 | 00:43:32,985 | 00:43:34,611 | We're gonna make, like, Hitler president or something. | We're gonna make, like, Hitler president or something. |
1066 | 00:43:34,696 | 00:43:36,279 | We can't do this. | We can't do this. |
1067 | 00:43:36,364 | 00:43:40,033 | Look, can you be fucking normal? Please? | Look, can you be fucking normal? Please? |
1068 | 00:43:40,118 | 00:43:42,119 | Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way. | Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way. |
1069 | 00:43:42,245 | 00:43:44,287 | Not with another fucking guy. It's still a three-way. | Not with another fucking guy. It's still a three-way. |
1070 | 00:43:44,372 | 00:43:46,039 | What about the policy of the butterfly effect? | What about the policy of the butterfly effect? |
1071 | 00:43:46,124 | 00:43:48,750 | The butterfly effect can suck my nuts! | The butterfly effect can suck my nuts! |
1072 | 00:43:49,711 | 00:43:52,629 | Look, we're gonna have sex with this girl, okay? | Look, we're gonna have sex with this girl, okay? |
1073 | 00:43:52,797 | 00:43:54,798 | You, me, together. | You, me, together. |
1074 | 00:43:55,550 | 00:43:57,759 | Enough of this queer shit. Let's get the mood right. | Enough of this queer shit. Let's get the mood right. |
1075 | 00:43:57,844 | 00:43:58,969 | (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE) | (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE) |
1076 | 00:43:59,053 | 00:44:00,137 | All right. Look, right there. | All right. Look, right there. |
1077 | 00:44:00,221 | 00:44:01,221 | What? | What? |
1078 | 00:44:01,305 | 00:44:03,932 | You don't wanna seem overzealous with a full-on rager. | You don't wanna seem overzealous with a full-on rager. |
1079 | 00:44:04,016 | 00:44:05,976 | You don't want to insult the woman, either. | You don't want to insult the woman, either. |
1080 | 00:44:06,060 | 00:44:08,937 | You're gonna wanna get at least a half-a-chub going, right? | You're gonna wanna get at least a half-a-chub going, right? |
1081 | 00:44:09,021 | 00:44:10,397 | Look at me. No. | Look at me. No. |
1082 | 00:44:10,481 | 00:44:11,732 | Look at that. No. | Look at that. No. |
1083 | 00:44:11,816 | 00:44:13,817 | Look at how, like, perfect that is. | Look at how, like, perfect that is. |
1084 | 00:44:13,901 | 00:44:15,902 | I'm not gonna fucking look. | I'm not gonna fucking look. |
1085 | 00:44:16,821 | 00:44:17,863 | Look, look. Here. | Look, look. Here. |
1086 | 00:44:17,947 | 00:44:18,989 | What the fuck, man? | What the fuck, man? |
1087 | 00:44:20,241 | 00:44:21,908 | I'm out of here. Come on, Jake, | I'm out of here. Come on, Jake, |
1088 | 00:44:22,034 | 00:44:23,702 | I was just getting you started. Don't care! | I was just getting you started. Don't care! |
1089 | 00:44:23,786 | 00:44:24,786 | Guys do that. | Guys do that. |
1090 | 00:44:24,871 | 00:44:26,580 | No one does that! (DOOR SLAMS) | No one does that! (DOOR SLAMS) |
1091 | 00:44:26,831 | 00:44:28,415 | Hey. Onesies? | Hey. Onesies? |
1092 | 00:44:31,252 | 00:44:32,502 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
1093 | 00:44:33,004 | 00:44:34,254 | Okay, cool. I'm out of here. | Okay, cool. I'm out of here. |
1094 | 00:44:36,591 | 00:44:37,674 | (EXCLAIMING) | (EXCLAIMING) |
1095 | 00:44:41,763 | 00:44:42,888 | Hey. | Hey. |
1096 | 00:44:42,972 | 00:44:44,973 | How did it go with Jenny? | How did it go with Jenny? |
1097 | 00:44:45,057 | 00:44:46,224 | (JENNY WHOOPING) | (JENNY WHOOPING) |
1098 | 00:44:46,309 | 00:44:47,476 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1099 | 00:44:49,103 | 00:44:52,898 | Oh, my God. Whoo! Why aren't you dancing? | Oh, my God. Whoo! Why aren't you dancing? |
1100 | 00:44:53,566 | 00:44:54,900 | Whoa! What's your name? | Whoa! What's your name? |
1101 | 00:44:54,984 | 00:44:56,943 | That's Jacob. That's Jenny. | That's Jacob. That's Jenny. |
1102 | 00:44:58,571 | 00:45:00,113 | What the fuck are you doing? | What the fuck are you doing? |
1103 | 00:45:00,156 | 00:45:01,615 | You're supposed to break up with her! I know. | You're supposed to break up with her! I know. |
1104 | 00:45:01,699 | 00:45:03,200 | No, no, no. Just check it out, okay? | No, no, no. Just check it out, okay? |
1105 | 00:45:03,284 | 00:45:05,160 | Maybe she's the key to something. | Maybe she's the key to something. |
1106 | 00:45:05,244 | 00:45:07,746 | And I messed it up when I broke up with her before, | And I messed it up when I broke up with her before, |
1107 | 00:45:07,830 | 00:45:10,123 | and now the universe is giving me another crack at it. | and now the universe is giving me another crack at it. |
1108 | 00:45:10,208 | 00:45:13,001 | And if you thought you could really start over | And if you thought you could really start over |
1109 | 00:45:13,085 | 00:45:14,586 | and do something totally different, | and do something totally different, |
1110 | 00:45:14,670 | 00:45:16,254 | you wouldn't even consider it? | you wouldn't even consider it? |
1111 | 00:45:16,339 | 00:45:17,672 | You're absolutely right. | You're absolutely right. |
1112 | 00:45:17,757 | 00:45:18,715 | You think so? Really? | You think so? Really? |
1113 | 00:45:18,800 | 00:45:19,966 | No. Fuck, no! | No. Fuck, no! |
1114 | 00:45:20,051 | 00:45:21,301 | Come on! | Come on! |
1115 | 00:45:23,846 | 00:45:25,096 | What do you mean, you didn't do it? | What do you mean, you didn't do it? |
1116 | 00:45:25,181 | 00:45:26,640 | I'm getting to it. | I'm getting to it. |
1117 | 00:45:26,724 | 00:45:28,808 | No, we were supposed to do everything that we did. | No, we were supposed to do everything that we did. |
1118 | 00:45:28,893 | 00:45:29,893 | That's what I remember. | That's what I remember. |
1119 | 00:45:29,977 | 00:45:31,394 | Yeah, Adam, what the fuck, man? | Yeah, Adam, what the fuck, man? |
1120 | 00:45:31,479 | 00:45:32,604 | You were supposed to fucking dump her. | You were supposed to fucking dump her. |
1121 | 00:45:32,688 | 00:45:35,148 | You think I liked getting my ass fucked up and down the entire street? | You think I liked getting my ass fucked up and down the entire street? |
1122 | 00:45:35,274 | 00:45:36,650 | Because I didn't. It's not that I'm not gonna do it, | Because I didn't. It's not that I'm not gonna do it, |
1123 | 00:45:36,734 | 00:45:38,485 | I just haven't done it yet. There's a big difference. | I just haven't done it yet. There's a big difference. |
1124 | 00:45:38,569 | 00:45:39,736 | Look at my face, dude. | Look at my face, dude. |
1125 | 00:45:39,820 | 00:45:41,488 | Look at my fucking face! Drink me in. | Look at my fucking face! Drink me in. |
1126 | 00:45:41,572 | 00:45:42,989 | You think I wouldn't have liked to have changed this? | You think I wouldn't have liked to have changed this? |
1127 | 00:45:43,074 | 00:45:46,409 | Shut the fuck up, Lou. You tried to rope me into a three-way. | Shut the fuck up, Lou. You tried to rope me into a three-way. |
1128 | 00:45:46,494 | 00:45:47,536 | What? Did you? | What? Did you? |
1129 | 00:45:47,620 | 00:45:48,745 | No. Yes. | No. Yes. |
1130 | 00:45:48,829 | 00:45:50,163 | Lou! Did you? | Lou! Did you? |
1131 | 00:45:50,248 | 00:45:53,416 | I didn't fuck that girl. Okay? | I didn't fuck that girl. Okay? |
1132 | 00:45:53,584 | 00:45:56,628 | Because I'm committed to not changing the past. | Because I'm committed to not changing the past. |
1133 | 00:45:56,837 | 00:45:58,046 | Right. It had nothing to do with her | Right. It had nothing to do with her |
1134 | 00:45:58,130 | 00:45:59,673 | wanting to be a Chinese finger trap. | wanting to be a Chinese finger trap. |
1135 | 00:45:59,757 | 00:46:01,716 | And I'm not saying that because she was Asian. | And I'm not saying that because she was Asian. |
1136 | 00:46:01,801 | 00:46:04,177 | So you're telling me I cheated on my wife for no reason. | So you're telling me I cheated on my wife for no reason. |
1137 | 00:46:04,262 | 00:46:05,262 | (IMITATING BABY CRYING) | (IMITATING BABY CRYING) |
1138 | 00:46:05,346 | 00:46:06,388 | ADAM: Just relax, okay? | ADAM: Just relax, okay? |
1139 | 00:46:06,472 | 00:46:08,014 | I'm gonna do it. I just haven't done it yet! | I'm gonna do it. I just haven't done it yet! |
1140 | 00:46:08,099 | 00:46:09,099 | You're unbelievable. | You're unbelievable. |
1141 | 00:46:09,183 | 00:46:10,934 | Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question? Yes. | Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question? Yes. |
1142 | 00:46:11,018 | 00:46:12,811 | Does this seem like it's all about Adam again? | Does this seem like it's all about Adam again? |
1143 | 00:46:12,895 | 00:46:15,188 | Yeah, just like Cincinnati. | Yeah, just like Cincinnati. |
1144 | 00:46:15,856 | 00:46:17,524 | What? You gonna bring that up? | What? You gonna bring that up? |
1145 | 00:46:17,608 | 00:46:19,901 | We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinnati ever, okay? | We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinnati ever, okay? |
1146 | 00:46:19,986 | 00:46:22,779 | Is this why you have that shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinnati"? | Is this why you have that shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinnati"? |
1147 | 00:46:22,863 | 00:46:23,863 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1148 | 00:46:23,948 | 00:46:25,031 | What? That's fucking admissible! | What? That's fucking admissible! |
1149 | 00:46:25,116 | 00:46:26,700 | You keep it in the closet? | You keep it in the closet? |
1150 | 00:46:26,784 | 00:46:29,160 | What was I supposed to do with it? You can't bury those things. | What was I supposed to do with it? You can't bury those things. |
1151 | 00:46:29,245 | 00:46:30,870 | And you wrote "Cincinnati" on it? | And you wrote "Cincinnati" on it? |
1152 | 00:46:30,955 | 00:46:33,873 | How do I know which one it's supposed to be? | How do I know which one it's supposed to be? |
1153 | 00:46:34,208 | 00:46:35,250 | Is it a fetus? | Is it a fetus? |
1154 | 00:46:35,334 | 00:46:36,710 | My friends are ridiculous. | My friends are ridiculous. |
1155 | 00:46:36,794 | 00:46:38,128 | Why are we still talking about this? | Why are we still talking about this? |
1156 | 00:46:38,212 | 00:46:40,088 | Okay, we said we would never talk about that. | Okay, we said we would never talk about that. |
1157 | 00:46:40,172 | 00:46:43,466 | By the way, where does it say in the fucking friendship handbook | By the way, where does it say in the fucking friendship handbook |
1158 | 00:46:43,551 | 00:46:47,095 | that you are the only one who is allowed any fucking problems? | that you are the only one who is allowed any fucking problems? |
1159 | 00:46:47,179 | 00:46:49,264 | I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook | I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook |
1160 | 00:46:49,348 | 00:46:52,100 | that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want! | that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want! |
1161 | 00:46:52,184 | 00:46:53,810 | Actually, it would say that in the asshole handbook | Actually, it would say that in the asshole handbook |
1162 | 00:46:53,894 | 00:46:55,312 | if it was, like, guidelines for being an asshole, | if it was, like, guidelines for being an asshole, |
1163 | 00:46:55,396 | 00:46:56,855 | that's what it would say. NICK: Why wouldn't it say that | that's what it would say. NICK: Why wouldn't it say that |
1164 | 00:46:56,939 | 00:46:58,064 | in the asshole handbook? Yeah, it would say | in the asshole handbook? Yeah, it would say |
1165 | 00:46:58,149 | 00:46:59,316 | to fuck your friends. "Fuck over your friends." | to fuck your friends. "Fuck over your friends." |
1166 | 00:46:59,400 | 00:47:00,692 | No, no, no. JACOB: Have you ever read a book? | No, no, no. JACOB: Have you ever read a book? |
1167 | 00:47:00,776 | 00:47:04,029 | You're right. I'm sorry, my bad. You guys are right. | You're right. I'm sorry, my bad. You guys are right. |
1168 | 00:47:04,196 | 00:47:06,489 | But if you're changing the fucking past, okay, | But if you're changing the fucking past, okay, |
1169 | 00:47:06,574 | 00:47:08,908 | then I'm changing the fucking past, all right? | then I'm changing the fucking past, all right? |
1170 | 00:47:08,993 | 00:47:10,452 | No! Lou! | No! Lou! |
1171 | 00:47:10,536 | 00:47:13,038 | Okay! We're in the game! I like this. | Okay! We're in the game! I like this. |
1172 | 00:47:13,122 | 00:47:14,873 | I didn't change anything yet, I just didn't do it. | I didn't change anything yet, I just didn't do it. |
1173 | 00:47:14,957 | 00:47:16,124 | And if we're changing shit, | And if we're changing shit, |
1174 | 00:47:16,208 | 00:47:18,126 | you better be there at midnight to get my fucking back. | you better be there at midnight to get my fucking back. |
1175 | 00:47:18,210 | 00:47:19,586 | Done. ADAM: I'll be there. | Done. ADAM: I'll be there. |
1176 | 00:47:19,670 | 00:47:22,088 | JACOB: Guys! Guys! Come on, man. Talk to me about this! | JACOB: Guys! Guys! Come on, man. Talk to me about this! |
1177 | 00:47:22,173 | 00:47:23,673 | LOU: Fuck off. Fuck! | LOU: Fuck off. Fuck! |
1178 | 00:47:23,758 | 00:47:25,050 | I'll be back in a minute. Where are you going? | I'll be back in a minute. Where are you going? |
1179 | 00:47:25,134 | 00:47:26,217 | I gotta go. I'm getting out of here. | I gotta go. I'm getting out of here. |
1180 | 00:47:26,302 | 00:47:28,011 | No, no, Adam, listen to me, please. | No, no, Adam, listen to me, please. |
1181 | 00:47:28,095 | 00:47:30,513 | Jenny Stedmeyer is not your fucking destiny, okay? | Jenny Stedmeyer is not your fucking destiny, okay? |
1182 | 00:47:30,598 | 00:47:31,723 | She's just some girl. | She's just some girl. |
1183 | 00:47:31,807 | 00:47:33,850 | Some girl you dated in high school, okay? | Some girl you dated in high school, okay? |
1184 | 00:47:33,934 | 00:47:35,518 | I know! I just got some emotions coming up. | I know! I just got some emotions coming up. |
1185 | 00:47:35,603 | 00:47:36,936 | I got some feelings that I got to deal with. | I got some feelings that I got to deal with. |
1186 | 00:47:37,021 | 00:47:39,022 | I'm gonna do it. I believe in you. You're awesome. | I'm gonna do it. I believe in you. You're awesome. |
1187 | 00:47:39,106 | 00:47:40,690 | You know what? That's fine. Everybody just take off! | You know what? That's fine. Everybody just take off! |
1188 | 00:47:40,775 | 00:47:41,983 | I don't need to be born. | I don't need to be born. |
1189 | 00:47:42,068 | 00:47:45,278 | I'll just go find the repairman myself and fix the time machine. | I'll just go find the repairman myself and fix the time machine. |
1190 | 00:47:46,280 | 00:47:48,657 | That's the dumbest thing I've said in a while. | That's the dumbest thing I've said in a while. |
1191 | 00:47:49,158 | 00:47:50,158 | (BUZZING) | (BUZZING) |
1192 | 00:47:50,993 | 00:47:52,535 | You made the best decision of your life, | You made the best decision of your life, |
1193 | 00:47:52,620 | 00:47:54,037 | choosing me as your friend over Adam. | choosing me as your friend over Adam. |
1194 | 00:47:54,121 | 00:47:55,580 | NICK: I'm pretty sure that's not what's going on here. | NICK: I'm pretty sure that's not what's going on here. |
1195 | 00:47:55,665 | 00:47:57,624 | LOU: Don't be afraid. I'm gonna treat you right. | LOU: Don't be afraid. I'm gonna treat you right. |
1196 | 00:47:57,958 | 00:47:59,501 | Daddy's gonna take care of you. PHIL: Whoa! | Daddy's gonna take care of you. PHIL: Whoa! |
1197 | 00:47:59,627 | 00:48:00,669 | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
1198 | 00:48:00,753 | 00:48:03,338 | Here we go. It's like a slow-motion guillotine. | Here we go. It's like a slow-motion guillotine. |
1199 | 00:48:03,422 | 00:48:04,756 | (GRUNTING) | (GRUNTING) |
1200 | 00:48:05,132 | 00:48:07,300 | (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) What the F-ing fuck? | (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) What the F-ing fuck? |
1201 | 00:48:10,221 | 00:48:11,388 | (EXHALES) | (EXHALES) |
1202 | 00:48:15,643 | 00:48:18,144 | LOU: Here we go. Here we go. Round two. | LOU: Here we go. Here we go. Round two. |
1203 | 00:48:18,479 | 00:48:19,521 | (GRUNTING) | (GRUNTING) |
1204 | 00:48:19,897 | 00:48:20,897 | Should we help him? | Should we help him? |
1205 | 00:48:20,981 | 00:48:22,273 | No. No. This is his destiny. | No. No. This is his destiny. |
1206 | 00:48:26,779 | 00:48:27,862 | (BOTH YELLING) | (BOTH YELLING) |
1207 | 00:48:28,656 | 00:48:29,614 | (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) | (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) |
1208 | 00:48:29,699 | 00:48:30,740 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
1209 | 00:48:30,825 | 00:48:32,617 | Did it happen? No. | Did it happen? No. |
1210 | 00:48:33,994 | 00:48:35,412 | (BREATHING HEAVILY) | (BREATHING HEAVILY) |
1211 | 00:48:35,996 | 00:48:37,330 | If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon, | If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon, |
1212 | 00:48:37,415 | 00:48:39,582 | I'm gonna fucking take it from him myself. | I'm gonna fucking take it from him myself. |
1213 | 00:48:39,750 | 00:48:40,750 | Man! | Man! |
1214 | 00:48:45,381 | 00:48:46,840 | Blaine! | Blaine! |
1215 | 00:48:47,007 | 00:48:49,092 | Come on down, man. Have a brewski with us. | Come on down, man. Have a brewski with us. |
1216 | 00:48:49,176 | 00:48:50,218 | There's a party. | There's a party. |
1217 | 00:48:50,302 | 00:48:53,304 | BLAINE: "No foreign army has ever occupied American soil. | BLAINE: "No foreign army has ever occupied American soil. |
1218 | 00:48:53,389 | 00:48:54,848 | "Until now." | "Until now." |
1219 | 00:48:55,224 | 00:48:56,683 | Watching Red Dawn again, or... | Watching Red Dawn again, or... |
1220 | 00:48:56,851 | 00:48:58,643 | Wolverines! | Wolverines! |
1221 | 00:48:59,520 | 00:49:00,937 | They're Ruskies. | They're Ruskies. |
1222 | 00:49:01,021 | 00:49:02,939 | And these are their secret Commie weapons. | And these are their secret Commie weapons. |
1223 | 00:49:03,023 | 00:49:04,441 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
1224 | 00:49:04,525 | 00:49:06,234 | Look at this stuff, man. | Look at this stuff, man. |
1225 | 00:49:06,318 | 00:49:09,237 | They could be spies or something. | They could be spies or something. |
1226 | 00:49:09,405 | 00:49:11,114 | I don't know, Blaine. I mean, they seem a little young | I don't know, Blaine. I mean, they seem a little young |
1227 | 00:49:11,198 | 00:49:12,615 | to be spies, you know. | to be spies, you know. |
1228 | 00:49:12,700 | 00:49:13,867 | Come on, Chaz. | Come on, Chaz. |
1229 | 00:49:14,702 | 00:49:17,495 | They could be some kind of 21 Jump Street | They could be some kind of 21 Jump Street |
1230 | 00:49:17,663 | 00:49:19,998 | spy battalion-type dudes. | spy battalion-type dudes. |
1231 | 00:49:21,917 | 00:49:25,211 | Yeah. Yeah. Or not at all, you know? There's also that. | Yeah. Yeah. Or not at all, you know? There's also that. |
1232 | 00:49:25,671 | 00:49:27,088 | What the fuck is this? | What the fuck is this? |
1233 | 00:49:28,257 | 00:49:29,299 | ADAM: There's something I wanna talk to you about. | ADAM: There's something I wanna talk to you about. |
1234 | 00:49:29,383 | 00:49:31,718 | It's something I'm supposed to do but I don't wanna do. | It's something I'm supposed to do but I don't wanna do. |
1235 | 00:49:31,802 | 00:49:32,969 | You know why? Okay, Adam. But... | You know why? Okay, Adam. But... |
1236 | 00:49:33,053 | 00:49:36,473 | Because I was thinking about how good we are together, right? | Because I was thinking about how good we are together, right? |
1237 | 00:49:36,599 | 00:49:38,808 | Don't you think? I really think so. Okay. | Don't you think? I really think so. Okay. |
1238 | 00:49:38,893 | 00:49:40,935 | And I was talking about the future and I was thinking about, | And I was talking about the future and I was thinking about, |
1239 | 00:49:41,020 | 00:49:43,146 | well, my future is this way and maybe it could be this way. | well, my future is this way and maybe it could be this way. |
1240 | 00:49:43,230 | 00:49:45,315 | I know I'm rambling now. God, you're so beautiful. | I know I'm rambling now. God, you're so beautiful. |
1241 | 00:49:45,399 | 00:49:46,816 | But we got along so great and... | But we got along so great and... |
1242 | 00:49:46,901 | 00:49:48,526 | What is that? | What is that? |
1243 | 00:49:49,028 | 00:49:51,571 | It's a note I wrote to you. You should read it. | It's a note I wrote to you. You should read it. |
1244 | 00:49:51,864 | 00:49:53,907 | Right now? Okay. Yeah. | Right now? Okay. Yeah. |
1245 | 00:49:53,991 | 00:49:57,494 | "Dear Adam, you're a super-terrific guy and I love you. | "Dear Adam, you're a super-terrific guy and I love you. |
1246 | 00:49:57,620 | 00:49:58,745 | Aw! | Aw! |
1247 | 00:49:59,163 | 00:50:00,455 | "And that's why this is so hard for me. | "And that's why this is so hard for me. |
1248 | 00:50:00,539 | 00:50:03,958 | "You're one of the most amazing people that I've ever met. I can't..." | "You're one of the most amazing people that I've ever met. I can't..." |
1249 | 00:50:04,126 | 00:50:07,545 | Are you breaking up with me? That's what this... This is a break-up note? | Are you breaking up with me? That's what this... This is a break-up note? |
1250 | 00:50:07,922 | 00:50:09,172 | I'm sorry, Adam. | I'm sorry, Adam. |
1251 | 00:50:09,256 | 00:50:11,674 | All these years! You stabbed me in the eye with a fucking fork | All these years! You stabbed me in the eye with a fucking fork |
1252 | 00:50:11,759 | 00:50:13,510 | and you were gonna break up with me anyway? | and you were gonna break up with me anyway? |
1253 | 00:50:13,594 | 00:50:14,677 | Is that what you're saying to me? | Is that what you're saying to me? |
1254 | 00:50:14,762 | 00:50:15,804 | I did what? | I did what? |
1255 | 00:50:15,888 | 00:50:18,723 | Why are you breaking up with me? That's not how this works. | Why are you breaking up with me? That's not how this works. |
1256 | 00:50:19,391 | 00:50:21,851 | You're such a great guy and you're gonna find the right girl, | You're such a great guy and you're gonna find the right girl, |
1257 | 00:50:21,936 | 00:50:23,144 | but it's not me. | but it's not me. |
1258 | 00:50:23,229 | 00:50:26,898 | And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be some day. | And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be some day. |
1259 | 00:50:27,942 | 00:50:31,277 | No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not anybody. | No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not anybody. |
1260 | 00:50:31,445 | 00:50:35,114 | Adam, okay. It's not you, it's me. | Adam, okay. It's not you, it's me. |
1261 | 00:50:36,951 | 00:50:39,577 | I say that to you. You don't say that to me. | I say that to you. You don't say that to me. |
1262 | 00:50:39,662 | 00:50:41,538 | That's not how this works. | That's not how this works. |
1263 | 00:50:41,622 | 00:50:44,624 | Do you know what happens to you if we don't go back? | Do you know what happens to you if we don't go back? |
1264 | 00:50:45,251 | 00:50:46,292 | You end up with Billy Lavatino. | You end up with Billy Lavatino. |
1265 | 00:50:46,377 | 00:50:47,377 | I like him. | I like him. |
1266 | 00:50:47,461 | 00:50:50,380 | You may like him, but then you end up pregnant with, like, trucker hips, | You may like him, but then you end up pregnant with, like, trucker hips, |
1267 | 00:50:50,464 | 00:50:52,173 | and you have a baby with Billy Lavatino, | and you have a baby with Billy Lavatino, |
1268 | 00:50:52,258 | 00:50:54,133 | and you're addicted to Weight Watchers, you little bitch. | and you're addicted to Weight Watchers, you little bitch. |
1269 | 00:50:54,260 | 00:50:56,010 | What did you just call me? Take this fucking back! | What did you just call me? Take this fucking back! |
1270 | 00:50:56,095 | 00:50:58,429 | Don't you... Jesus! | Don't you... Jesus! |
1271 | 00:50:58,722 | 00:50:59,889 | (CROWD GASPING) | (CROWD GASPING) |
1272 | 00:50:59,974 | 00:51:01,140 | (GROANING) | (GROANING) |
1273 | 00:51:01,600 | 00:51:03,017 | I don't get fat! | I don't get fat! |
1274 | 00:51:03,978 | 00:51:04,978 | MAN: Gross! | MAN: Gross! |
1275 | 00:51:09,233 | 00:51:12,151 | If we're changing shit, we gotta be taking advantage of shit. | If we're changing shit, we gotta be taking advantage of shit. |
1276 | 00:51:12,319 | 00:51:14,320 | No. Mulligan. | No. Mulligan. |
1277 | 00:51:14,822 | 00:51:16,155 | No mulligan. Come on! | No mulligan. Come on! |
1278 | 00:51:16,240 | 00:51:17,782 | You had, like, five mulligans. Dude. | You had, like, five mulligans. Dude. |
1279 | 00:51:17,950 | 00:51:20,076 | I'm not talking about bad stuff, either, okay? | I'm not talking about bad stuff, either, okay? |
1280 | 00:51:20,160 | 00:51:21,202 | I'm just talking about good stuff. | I'm just talking about good stuff. |
1281 | 00:51:21,287 | 00:51:24,914 | Like keeping Manimal on the air, you know? | Like keeping Manimal on the air, you know? |
1282 | 00:51:24,999 | 00:51:26,207 | Or preventing Miley Cyrus. | Or preventing Miley Cyrus. |
1283 | 00:51:26,292 | 00:51:27,917 | Preventing her from what? | Preventing her from what? |
1284 | 00:51:28,002 | 00:51:29,210 | Just preventing her. | Just preventing her. |
1285 | 00:51:29,295 | 00:51:32,088 | MALE ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) And there's the catch! First down! | MALE ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) And there's the catch! First down! |
1286 | 00:51:32,172 | 00:51:33,506 | (ALL CHEERING) | (ALL CHEERING) |
1287 | 00:51:37,344 | 00:51:38,761 | Oh, shit! | Oh, shit! |
1288 | 00:51:39,430 | 00:51:40,638 | I know this game. | I know this game. |
1289 | 00:51:40,723 | 00:51:41,848 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1290 | 00:51:41,932 | 00:51:43,766 | Yeah. This is the Denver-Cleveland playoff game. | Yeah. This is the Denver-Cleveland playoff game. |
1291 | 00:51:43,934 | 00:51:45,518 | This is the fucking Drive, man. | This is the fucking Drive, man. |
1292 | 00:51:45,603 | 00:51:46,686 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1293 | 00:51:48,689 | 00:51:50,189 | I know what we're gonna do. | I know what we're gonna do. |
1294 | 00:51:52,151 | 00:51:54,110 | (I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS PLAYING) | (I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS PLAYING) |
1295 | 00:51:56,864 | 00:51:59,532 | Adam, hey. You're back. Awesome. | Adam, hey. You're back. Awesome. |
1296 | 00:51:59,992 | 00:52:02,243 | What's going on here? Where are the guys? | What's going on here? Where are the guys? |
1297 | 00:52:03,370 | 00:52:04,871 | What's this? Read it. | What's this? Read it. |
1298 | 00:52:05,039 | 00:52:07,665 | "Dear Adam, you are a super-terrific guy and I love you, | "Dear Adam, you are a super-terrific guy and I love you, |
1299 | 00:52:07,750 | 00:52:11,461 | "which is why this is so hard for me. I cherish our friendship." | "which is why this is so hard for me. I cherish our friendship." |
1300 | 00:52:12,171 | 00:52:13,296 | (LAUGHS) | (LAUGHS) |
1301 | 00:52:13,380 | 00:52:14,964 | She broke up with you? | She broke up with you? |
1302 | 00:52:15,132 | 00:52:17,508 | And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye? | And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye? |
1303 | 00:52:17,885 | 00:52:19,552 | Leave me alone. Get out of here. | Leave me alone. Get out of here. |
1304 | 00:52:19,762 | 00:52:21,596 | What are you doing here? You writing poetry? | What are you doing here? You writing poetry? |
1305 | 00:52:21,680 | 00:52:23,556 | Just leave me alone and get out of here. No. | Just leave me alone and get out of here. No. |
1306 | 00:52:23,641 | 00:52:25,308 | You're writing fucking break-up poetry. | You're writing fucking break-up poetry. |
1307 | 00:52:25,392 | 00:52:27,727 | All right, I'm writing break-up poetry, okay? | All right, I'm writing break-up poetry, okay? |
1308 | 00:52:28,729 | 00:52:30,188 | Because my heart hurts. | Because my heart hurts. |
1309 | 00:52:30,397 | 00:52:31,439 | She stabbed me in my heart and my eye. | She stabbed me in my heart and my eye. |
1310 | 00:52:31,523 | 00:52:32,523 | Holy shit, you're wasted. | Holy shit, you're wasted. |
1311 | 00:52:32,608 | 00:52:35,944 | Look, I've had like two wine kills, Captain Buzzcooler. | Look, I've had like two wine kills, Captain Buzzcooler. |
1312 | 00:52:36,028 | 00:52:37,695 | God. You're fucked up. | God. You're fucked up. |
1313 | 00:52:39,031 | 00:52:41,824 | "Jenny's eyes, like a gypsy's lies Cut right through the night | "Jenny's eyes, like a gypsy's lies Cut right through the night |
1314 | 00:52:41,909 | 00:52:44,118 | "Now those eyes are another guy's And I'm alone with my pain" | "Now those eyes are another guy's And I'm alone with my pain" |
1315 | 00:52:44,203 | 00:52:45,328 | That was clean. | That was clean. |
1316 | 00:52:45,412 | 00:52:47,413 | Are you shitting me with this, Adam? | Are you shitting me with this, Adam? |
1317 | 00:52:48,749 | 00:52:49,958 | Look, you can recite it straight | Look, you can recite it straight |
1318 | 00:52:50,042 | 00:52:51,417 | or to the tune of Sweet Child O' Mine. | or to the tune of Sweet Child O' Mine. |
1319 | 00:52:51,502 | 00:52:52,585 | It doesn't matter. | It doesn't matter. |
1320 | 00:52:52,670 | 00:52:56,005 | Are these mushrooms? Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam? | Are these mushrooms? Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam? |
1321 | 00:52:56,090 | 00:52:58,633 | I like to eat them, you know? A couple of them. | I like to eat them, you know? A couple of them. |
1322 | 00:52:58,717 | 00:53:00,426 | Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight! | Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight! |
1323 | 00:53:00,552 | 00:53:02,428 | You gotta help me get the guys back! Just relax. | You gotta help me get the guys back! Just relax. |
1324 | 00:53:02,513 | 00:53:04,263 | You know, it's not always about my emotional journey. | You know, it's not always about my emotional journey. |
1325 | 00:53:04,348 | 00:53:05,848 | It could be about yours. Put the coke down! | It could be about yours. Put the coke down! |
1326 | 00:53:05,933 | 00:53:07,433 | God damn it, you little fucker! Give it to me! | God damn it, you little fucker! Give it to me! |
1327 | 00:53:07,518 | 00:53:10,186 | Don't you fucking get it? I'm not gonna be fucking born! | Don't you fucking get it? I'm not gonna be fucking born! |
1328 | 00:53:10,270 | 00:53:11,604 | (EXPLOSION) | (EXPLOSION) |
1329 | 00:53:13,816 | 00:53:16,442 | How much worse can it get? | How much worse can it get? |
1330 | 00:53:16,610 | 00:53:18,236 | What? The '80s? | What? The '80s? |
1331 | 00:53:18,821 | 00:53:20,697 | New part shorted out another part. | New part shorted out another part. |
1332 | 00:53:20,781 | 00:53:22,699 | I hope we can get that thing working before dawn. | I hope we can get that thing working before dawn. |
1333 | 00:53:22,783 | 00:53:23,866 | Wait, wait, hold on, | Wait, wait, hold on, |
1334 | 00:53:23,951 | 00:53:25,743 | is that when the time portal closes, at dawn? | is that when the time portal closes, at dawn? |
1335 | 00:53:25,828 | 00:53:27,203 | That's when the party's over. | That's when the party's over. |
1336 | 00:53:27,287 | 00:53:28,705 | Fuck you, man. Listen. | Fuck you, man. Listen. |
1337 | 00:53:28,789 | 00:53:31,207 | I am at my wit's end with him, so you gotta level with me. | I am at my wit's end with him, so you gotta level with me. |
1338 | 00:53:31,291 | 00:53:33,584 | Are you the mystical time-travel guide-guy or not? | Are you the mystical time-travel guide-guy or not? |
1339 | 00:53:33,669 | 00:53:35,920 | Don't you put your hands on me, young lady! | Don't you put your hands on me, young lady! |
1340 | 00:53:37,089 | 00:53:38,965 | I'm just trying to do my job, here. | I'm just trying to do my job, here. |
1341 | 00:53:39,049 | 00:53:41,134 | Fuck, hold on. Quit eating mushrooms, man! | Fuck, hold on. Quit eating mushrooms, man! |
1342 | 00:53:41,260 | 00:53:42,969 | I wanna have a few more. | I wanna have a few more. |
1343 | 00:53:45,305 | 00:53:48,307 | What the fuck is happening to me? I can't... | What the fuck is happening to me? I can't... |
1344 | 00:53:49,143 | 00:53:50,143 | Dawn. | Dawn. |
1345 | 00:53:50,227 | 00:53:51,519 | (THUNDER CRASHING) | (THUNDER CRASHING) |
1346 | 00:53:53,981 | 00:53:55,064 | Hey, Adam. | Hey, Adam. |
1347 | 00:53:55,149 | 00:53:58,067 | All right, so anyway, the repairman's doing his thing. | All right, so anyway, the repairman's doing his thing. |
1348 | 00:53:58,152 | 00:53:59,360 | I'm gonna go find Nick and Lou, | I'm gonna go find Nick and Lou, |
1349 | 00:53:59,445 | 00:54:00,862 | and you stay right here. Okay? | and you stay right here. Okay? |
1350 | 00:54:00,946 | 00:54:01,904 | I'm gonna stay. | I'm gonna stay. |
1351 | 00:54:01,989 | 00:54:03,573 | You got it, but you can't leave. | You got it, but you can't leave. |
1352 | 00:54:03,657 | 00:54:06,159 | I can't move, because I'm broken. | I can't move, because I'm broken. |
1353 | 00:54:06,952 | 00:54:08,786 | Man, you and my mom are so fucked. | Man, you and my mom are so fucked. |
1354 | 00:54:09,705 | 00:54:10,955 | (INHALES DEEPLY) | (INHALES DEEPLY) |
1355 | 00:54:11,040 | 00:54:12,498 | Hungry. | Hungry. |
1356 | 00:54:14,168 | 00:54:15,168 | Evening. | Evening. |
1357 | 00:54:15,252 | 00:54:16,419 | You've got two arms. | You've got two arms. |
1358 | 00:54:17,171 | 00:54:19,088 | But you're not going to. You're gonna lose one. | But you're not going to. You're gonna lose one. |
1359 | 00:54:19,673 | 00:54:20,715 | What? | What? |
1360 | 00:54:20,799 | 00:54:22,175 | You're gonna lose that arm. | You're gonna lose that arm. |
1361 | 00:54:24,178 | 00:54:25,553 | (LAUGHING) You're one of those joker guys. | (LAUGHING) You're one of those joker guys. |
1362 | 00:54:25,637 | 00:54:26,679 | Right. Right. | Right. Right. |
1363 | 00:54:26,764 | 00:54:29,432 | I don't care if you put that arm in a steel fucking vault, | I don't care if you put that arm in a steel fucking vault, |
1364 | 00:54:29,516 | 00:54:31,184 | that arm's coming off! | that arm's coming off! |
1365 | 00:54:31,518 | 00:54:32,810 | You're gonna lose your arm. | You're gonna lose your arm. |
1366 | 00:54:32,895 | 00:54:34,270 | You're gonna lose your arm! | You're gonna lose your arm! |
1367 | 00:54:34,354 | 00:54:35,646 | I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you! | I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you! |
1368 | 00:54:35,731 | 00:54:37,899 | I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you. | I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you. |
1369 | 00:54:37,983 | 00:54:39,650 | Have a great night. Okay. | Have a great night. Okay. |
1370 | 00:54:39,985 | 00:54:41,694 | MALE ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) ...to the end zone. Touchdown Cleveland! | MALE ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) ...to the end zone. Touchdown Cleveland! |
1371 | 00:54:41,945 | 00:54:43,112 | (ALL EXCLAIMING) | (ALL EXCLAIMING) |
1372 | 00:54:44,323 | 00:54:46,157 | LOU: Pay up, suckers! Pay up! | LOU: Pay up, suckers! Pay up! |
1373 | 00:54:46,241 | 00:54:49,660 | How does he do it? How is he right all the time? | How does he do it? How is he right all the time? |
1374 | 00:54:49,745 | 00:54:51,412 | Let me ask you something, McFly. | Let me ask you something, McFly. |
1375 | 00:54:52,206 | 00:54:53,456 | How you getting so lucky? | How you getting so lucky? |
1376 | 00:54:53,540 | 00:54:55,541 | I know the fucking future, douche bag. | I know the fucking future, douche bag. |
1377 | 00:54:55,709 | 00:54:57,335 | Really? One more bet. | Really? One more bet. |
1378 | 00:54:57,419 | 00:55:00,088 | Ricky, come on. You said one more and then you'd be done. | Ricky, come on. You said one more and then you'd be done. |
1379 | 00:55:00,380 | 00:55:02,632 | I also said to shut the fuck up. Remember that? | I also said to shut the fuck up. Remember that? |
1380 | 00:55:02,716 | 00:55:04,592 | Okay, I love you. Shut the fuck up. | Okay, I love you. Shut the fuck up. |
1381 | 00:55:04,802 | 00:55:05,968 | By the way, I love your coat. | By the way, I love your coat. |
1382 | 00:55:06,053 | 00:55:07,887 | I don't give a shit about animals, either, so... | I don't give a shit about animals, either, so... |
1383 | 00:55:08,388 | 00:55:09,847 | One more bet. High stakes. | One more bet. High stakes. |
1384 | 00:55:09,932 | 00:55:12,433 | All right. All right. Bring it on, Spader. | All right. All right. Bring it on, Spader. |
1385 | 00:55:12,518 | 00:55:14,060 | Bring it on, Jo-Jo. | Bring it on, Jo-Jo. |
1386 | 00:55:14,186 | 00:55:15,978 | I bet Elway throws a touchdown pass | I bet Elway throws a touchdown pass |
1387 | 00:55:16,063 | 00:55:17,897 | with 37 seconds left on the clock. | with 37 seconds left on the clock. |
1388 | 00:55:18,065 | 00:55:20,316 | Fat chance, asshole. Elway's done nothing all day. | Fat chance, asshole. Elway's done nothing all day. |
1389 | 00:55:20,400 | 00:55:23,694 | Well then, in the spirit of high stakes, let's make it interesting. | Well then, in the spirit of high stakes, let's make it interesting. |
1390 | 00:55:23,779 | 00:55:24,821 | Let's make it interesting. | Let's make it interesting. |
1391 | 00:55:24,905 | 00:55:28,491 | If I win, your wife gives me a blowjob. | If I win, your wife gives me a blowjob. |
1392 | 00:55:28,909 | 00:55:30,118 | RICKY: Really? | RICKY: Really? |
1393 | 00:55:30,202 | 00:55:31,369 | A classy one. | A classy one. |
1394 | 00:55:34,164 | 00:55:35,790 | Hey, screw you, kid. Hey, okay, | Hey, screw you, kid. Hey, okay, |
1395 | 00:55:35,874 | 00:55:38,209 | and if you win, name your price. | and if you win, name your price. |
1396 | 00:55:39,753 | 00:55:41,754 | Touchdown pass at 37 seconds, exactly? | Touchdown pass at 37 seconds, exactly? |
1397 | 00:55:41,839 | 00:55:43,256 | LOU: Exactly. | LOU: Exactly. |
1398 | 00:55:44,049 | 00:55:45,258 | Fine. | Fine. |
1399 | 00:55:45,509 | 00:55:46,926 | You lose, I take all your winnings. | You lose, I take all your winnings. |
1400 | 00:55:47,010 | 00:55:48,052 | Done. | Done. |
1401 | 00:55:48,137 | 00:55:49,512 | And you give your buddy a blowjob. | And you give your buddy a blowjob. |
1402 | 00:55:49,596 | 00:55:51,514 | What? Hell, no. | What? Hell, no. |
1403 | 00:55:51,598 | 00:55:52,765 | Wow! | Wow! |
1404 | 00:55:52,850 | 00:55:53,933 | Deal. Deal? | Deal. Deal? |
1405 | 00:55:53,976 | 00:55:55,726 | Well done. I like your style. I like your style. | Well done. I like your style. I like your style. |
1406 | 00:55:55,811 | 00:55:56,894 | He's very creative. | He's very creative. |
1407 | 00:55:56,979 | 00:55:59,397 | I don't like you taking liberties with my dick. | I don't like you taking liberties with my dick. |
1408 | 00:55:59,565 | 00:56:01,023 | Relax, okay? | Relax, okay? |
1409 | 00:56:01,108 | 00:56:03,609 | We know the fucking future. We can't lose. | We know the fucking future. We can't lose. |
1410 | 00:56:06,572 | 00:56:10,616 | Hey. Hey, there. What are you doing? | Hey. Hey, there. What are you doing? |
1411 | 00:56:11,368 | 00:56:12,827 | Hi. Hey. | Hi. Hey. |
1412 | 00:56:13,662 | 00:56:15,246 | Okay, how's the view from down there? | Okay, how's the view from down there? |
1413 | 00:56:18,125 | 00:56:19,125 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
1414 | 00:56:19,209 | 00:56:20,626 | It's nice. | It's nice. |
1415 | 00:56:22,296 | 00:56:23,504 | Adam, right? | Adam, right? |
1416 | 00:56:24,715 | 00:56:25,840 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1417 | 00:56:25,924 | 00:56:27,383 | Why are you bleeding in the snow? | Why are you bleeding in the snow? |
1418 | 00:56:27,467 | 00:56:28,593 | That? No, I... | That? No, I... |
1419 | 00:56:28,677 | 00:56:31,304 | I got stabbed in the face with a fork. | I got stabbed in the face with a fork. |
1420 | 00:56:31,847 | 00:56:34,807 | I saw it coming and I avoided it. I mean, I didn't avoid it. | I saw it coming and I avoided it. I mean, I didn't avoid it. |
1421 | 00:56:35,017 | 00:56:37,935 | It just happened again to me in a slightly different way. | It just happened again to me in a slightly different way. |
1422 | 00:56:38,395 | 00:56:41,522 | Boy, I really wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about. | Boy, I really wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about. |
1423 | 00:56:43,192 | 00:56:45,735 | All the choices we make in our life, they're pointless. | All the choices we make in our life, they're pointless. |
1424 | 00:56:45,819 | 00:56:47,695 | There's no escaping the inevitable. | There's no escaping the inevitable. |
1425 | 00:56:48,197 | 00:56:49,655 | I don't know, man. | I don't know, man. |
1426 | 00:56:52,326 | 00:56:55,912 | So, you're saying that your whole entire life is predetermined to suck, | So, you're saying that your whole entire life is predetermined to suck, |
1427 | 00:56:55,996 | 00:56:57,205 | no matter what you do? | no matter what you do? |
1428 | 00:56:57,289 | 00:56:58,706 | It's not the way I want it, but... | It's not the way I want it, but... |
1429 | 00:56:58,874 | 00:57:01,459 | Kind of seems like a really, really good excuse | Kind of seems like a really, really good excuse |
1430 | 00:57:01,543 | 00:57:04,629 | to do something totally amazing right now, tonight. | to do something totally amazing right now, tonight. |
1431 | 00:57:06,089 | 00:57:07,298 | Like what? | Like what? |
1432 | 00:57:07,966 | 00:57:12,136 | Like perhaps hang out with a girl that you just met | Like perhaps hang out with a girl that you just met |
1433 | 00:57:12,221 | 00:57:14,597 | before her bus has to leave in two hours? | before her bus has to leave in two hours? |
1434 | 00:57:15,182 | 00:57:16,265 | Right-o. | Right-o. |
1435 | 00:57:17,267 | 00:57:18,976 | I thought you said we were going to get some food. | I thought you said we were going to get some food. |
1436 | 00:57:19,061 | 00:57:22,021 | We are. We're about to get some food. | We are. We're about to get some food. |
1437 | 00:57:22,105 | 00:57:24,690 | I'm pretty hungry, actually. | I'm pretty hungry, actually. |
1438 | 00:57:24,858 | 00:57:27,109 | Damn it. They forgot to leave the key. | Damn it. They forgot to leave the key. |
1439 | 00:57:27,277 | 00:57:28,361 | Who did? | Who did? |
1440 | 00:57:28,445 | 00:57:31,906 | Carol and Stan Stapleton. They're my friends. They live here, | Carol and Stan Stapleton. They're my friends. They live here, |
1441 | 00:57:31,990 | 00:57:34,784 | and I housesit for them when they go to Nepal, sometimes. | and I housesit for them when they go to Nepal, sometimes. |
1442 | 00:57:34,952 | 00:57:36,827 | I thought you said you came in here on a bus. | I thought you said you came in here on a bus. |
1443 | 00:57:36,912 | 00:57:39,997 | They usually do leave, like, a side door open. | They usually do leave, like, a side door open. |
1444 | 00:57:40,207 | 00:57:42,041 | They do? So let me... I'll be right back. | They do? So let me... I'll be right back. |
1445 | 00:57:42,376 | 00:57:43,376 | Okay. | Okay. |
1446 | 00:57:43,710 | 00:57:44,752 | (GLASS SHATTERING) | (GLASS SHATTERING) |
1447 | 00:57:44,836 | 00:57:46,712 | APRIL: Yep, it's unlocked. | APRIL: Yep, it's unlocked. |
1448 | 00:57:51,468 | 00:57:52,677 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
1449 | 00:57:53,220 | 00:57:55,388 | So which one's Carol? | So which one's Carol? |
1450 | 00:57:58,350 | 00:57:59,642 | Carol's on the left. | Carol's on the left. |
1451 | 00:58:00,811 | 00:58:03,062 | MALE ANNOUNCER: Elway's last stand. 45 seconds left on the clock. | MALE ANNOUNCER: Elway's last stand. 45 seconds left on the clock. |
1452 | 00:58:03,397 | 00:58:05,815 | I'm really good at getting head. You'll see. | I'm really good at getting head. You'll see. |
1453 | 00:58:07,067 | 00:58:08,484 | Elway takes the snap. Go, baby. | Elway takes the snap. Go, baby. |
1454 | 00:58:08,568 | 00:58:11,821 | He fades back. Elway fires. He's got Jackson open. | He fades back. Elway fires. He's got Jackson open. |
1455 | 00:58:11,905 | 00:58:13,656 | He's impossibly open! | He's impossibly open! |
1456 | 00:58:13,740 | 00:58:15,324 | Wait, what's this? Vermin? | Wait, what's this? Vermin? |
1457 | 00:58:15,409 | 00:58:16,909 | No, no, no! I know this squirrel. | No, no, no! I know this squirrel. |
1458 | 00:58:16,994 | 00:58:18,995 | That's a magic fucking squirrel. This doesn't count. | That's a magic fucking squirrel. This doesn't count. |
1459 | 00:58:19,079 | 00:58:20,371 | He's distracted by a wild squirrel! | He's distracted by a wild squirrel! |
1460 | 00:58:20,455 | 00:58:21,497 | LOU: What the fuck? | LOU: What the fuck? |
1461 | 00:58:21,581 | 00:58:24,458 | Incomplete! Game's over! Cleveland wins! | Incomplete! Game's over! Cleveland wins! |
1462 | 00:58:24,543 | 00:58:26,794 | The Dawg Pound is going to the Super Bowl. | The Dawg Pound is going to the Super Bowl. |
1463 | 00:58:26,878 | 00:58:28,004 | Oh, yeah! | Oh, yeah! |
1464 | 00:58:28,088 | 00:58:29,547 | I've never seen anything like it! | I've never seen anything like it! |
1465 | 00:58:30,882 | 00:58:32,008 | He did it. Got to go! | He did it. Got to go! |
1466 | 00:58:32,092 | 00:58:33,509 | Congratulations. Look at all that money. | Congratulations. Look at all that money. |
1467 | 00:58:33,593 | 00:58:36,804 | I was kidding about the blowjob thing. Obviously, we're comedians. | I was kidding about the blowjob thing. Obviously, we're comedians. |
1468 | 00:58:36,888 | 00:58:38,389 | Hey, guys. Guys. | Hey, guys. Guys. |
1469 | 00:58:39,099 | 00:58:40,474 | A bet's a bet. | A bet's a bet. |
1470 | 00:58:42,769 | 00:58:44,603 | Motherfucker! | Motherfucker! |
1471 | 00:58:45,939 | 00:58:47,189 | APRIL: So you're a Time Lord? | APRIL: So you're a Time Lord? |
1472 | 00:58:47,274 | 00:58:48,399 | ADAM: Mmm-hmm. | ADAM: Mmm-hmm. |
1473 | 00:58:48,483 | 00:58:51,485 | And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship? | And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship? |
1474 | 00:58:52,321 | 00:58:53,529 | That is correct, madam. | That is correct, madam. |
1475 | 00:58:53,697 | 00:58:55,448 | That's the only part of this whole thing | That's the only part of this whole thing |
1476 | 00:58:55,532 | 00:58:57,199 | that doesn't make sense to me. | that doesn't make sense to me. |
1477 | 00:58:57,284 | 00:58:59,744 | You're not the only one. Believe me. | You're not the only one. Believe me. |
1478 | 00:58:59,828 | 00:59:02,663 | I mean, the whole thing is just totally insane. | I mean, the whole thing is just totally insane. |
1479 | 00:59:02,789 | 00:59:03,831 | Ew! | Ew! |
1480 | 00:59:05,167 | 00:59:07,084 | So, how's the future working out for you? | So, how's the future working out for you? |
1481 | 00:59:07,169 | 00:59:09,670 | I mean, are you like a happy grownup? | I mean, are you like a happy grownup? |
1482 | 00:59:10,005 | 00:59:11,047 | Not particularly, no. | Not particularly, no. |
1483 | 00:59:11,131 | 00:59:12,131 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1484 | 00:59:12,215 | 00:59:14,633 | My friends actually think I ended up being | My friends actually think I ended up being |
1485 | 00:59:14,718 | 00:59:17,094 | a completely selfish, fucked-up person. | a completely selfish, fucked-up person. |
1486 | 00:59:17,888 | 00:59:19,889 | And they may have a point, actually, if I think about it. | And they may have a point, actually, if I think about it. |
1487 | 00:59:19,973 | 00:59:21,015 | Hmm... | Hmm... |
1488 | 00:59:21,099 | 00:59:23,434 | I'll tell you something I haven't told somebody for a long time. | I'll tell you something I haven't told somebody for a long time. |
1489 | 00:59:23,727 | 00:59:24,894 | When I was a kid, | When I was a kid, |
1490 | 00:59:24,978 | 00:59:28,147 | every Friday night, my father used to take my sister Kelly and me | every Friday night, my father used to take my sister Kelly and me |
1491 | 00:59:28,231 | 00:59:31,859 | to this place called Flatirons for steak sandwiches. | to this place called Flatirons for steak sandwiches. |
1492 | 00:59:31,943 | 00:59:32,985 | It was a family tradition. | It was a family tradition. |
1493 | 00:59:33,070 | 00:59:34,862 | That's sometimes a good thing. | That's sometimes a good thing. |
1494 | 00:59:35,030 | 00:59:37,573 | But one year, we saw this commercial | But one year, we saw this commercial |
1495 | 00:59:38,200 | 00:59:40,826 | for this place called The Enchanted Forest of Pizza. | for this place called The Enchanted Forest of Pizza. |
1496 | 00:59:41,495 | 00:59:45,122 | So the next Friday, my dad's loading us up into the car. | So the next Friday, my dad's loading us up into the car. |
1497 | 00:59:45,290 | 00:59:48,292 | We're like, "Daddy, we want to go to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza." | We're like, "Daddy, we want to go to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza." |
1498 | 00:59:48,377 | 00:59:50,086 | And he's like, "What are you talking about? | And he's like, "What are you talking about? |
1499 | 00:59:50,170 | 00:59:52,171 | "We always go for steak sandwiches." | "We always go for steak sandwiches." |
1500 | 00:59:52,255 | 00:59:53,923 | But we just stay at him | But we just stay at him |
1501 | 00:59:54,007 | 00:59:56,967 | and we're whining, and we're badgering, and finally he relents. | and we're whining, and we're badgering, and finally he relents. |
1502 | 00:59:57,052 | 00:59:58,511 | Nice. So, you win. | Nice. So, you win. |
1503 | 00:59:58,595 | 01:00:01,263 | You deviated from the plan in a really big way. That's good. | You deviated from the plan in a really big way. That's good. |
1504 | 01:00:02,224 | 01:00:04,308 | 33 people died of E. Coli. | 33 people died of E. Coli. |
1505 | 01:00:05,560 | 01:00:06,977 | Including my father. | Including my father. |
1506 | 01:00:07,521 | 01:00:09,647 | Before he died, he looked at me and he said, | Before he died, he looked at me and he said, |
1507 | 01:00:09,815 | 01:00:11,315 | "Adam, you did this." | "Adam, you did this." |
1508 | 01:00:11,483 | 01:00:12,858 | No, he didn't. | No, he didn't. |
1509 | 01:00:13,026 | 01:00:14,193 | Yes, he did, | Yes, he did, |
1510 | 01:00:14,569 | 01:00:15,611 | with his eyes. | with his eyes. |
1511 | 01:00:15,695 | 01:00:18,447 | I don't think that that's what he meant with his eyes. | I don't think that that's what he meant with his eyes. |
1512 | 01:00:18,532 | 01:00:22,451 | The point is that Kelly and I dealt with the guilt of this in very different ways. | The point is that Kelly and I dealt with the guilt of this in very different ways. |
1513 | 01:00:22,619 | 01:00:24,036 | She went wild, right? | She went wild, right? |
1514 | 01:00:24,204 | 01:00:25,871 | She didn't want to have control over anything. | She didn't want to have control over anything. |
1515 | 01:00:26,039 | 01:00:28,290 | But I vowed to master the chaos, | But I vowed to master the chaos, |
1516 | 01:00:28,375 | 01:00:30,126 | to impose order. Adam, I really don't think | to impose order. Adam, I really don't think |
1517 | 01:00:30,210 | 01:00:33,879 | that you can let a poison pizza ruin the rest of your life. | that you can let a poison pizza ruin the rest of your life. |
1518 | 01:00:34,423 | 01:00:37,258 | You got to embrace the chaos. You have to. | You got to embrace the chaos. You have to. |
1519 | 01:00:37,426 | 01:00:40,970 | That way, life might just astonish you. | That way, life might just astonish you. |
1520 | 01:00:50,439 | 01:00:52,314 | MAN 1: I had so much fun tonight. MAN 2: I know! | MAN 1: I had so much fun tonight. MAN 2: I know! |
1521 | 01:00:52,399 | 01:00:53,732 | Fuck! Game on. | Fuck! Game on. |
1522 | 01:00:56,236 | 01:00:57,236 | MAN 2: You look so hot, by the way. MAN 1: Thanks. | MAN 2: You look so hot, by the way. MAN 1: Thanks. |
1523 | 01:00:58,613 | 01:01:00,573 | I said, start sucking, gaylord. | I said, start sucking, gaylord. |
1524 | 01:01:01,199 | 01:01:03,242 | Yeah! Suck! | Yeah! Suck! |
1525 | 01:01:03,326 | 01:01:04,452 | MAN: Suck that shit, man! | MAN: Suck that shit, man! |
1526 | 01:01:04,536 | 01:01:07,830 | ALL: (CHANTING) Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! | ALL: (CHANTING) Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! |
1527 | 01:01:07,914 | 01:01:09,832 | Who are you people? | Who are you people? |
1528 | 01:01:09,916 | 01:01:12,209 | God, who are you people? | God, who are you people? |
1529 | 01:01:12,294 | 01:01:14,295 | Let's get on with this. My fondue's getting cold. | Let's get on with this. My fondue's getting cold. |
1530 | 01:01:14,379 | 01:01:15,880 | MAN: Choke on that horn, man! | MAN: Choke on that horn, man! |
1531 | 01:01:17,132 | 01:01:18,257 | (GROANING) | (GROANING) |
1532 | 01:01:19,759 | 01:01:20,801 | Oh! | Oh! |
1533 | 01:01:20,886 | 01:01:22,720 | Wow, good for you. | Wow, good for you. |
1534 | 01:01:22,804 | 01:01:23,888 | I know, right? | I know, right? |
1535 | 01:01:23,972 | 01:01:26,515 | It's like Gary Coleman's fucking forearm. | It's like Gary Coleman's fucking forearm. |
1536 | 01:01:26,600 | 01:01:28,601 | It's so black! | It's so black! |
1537 | 01:01:28,727 | 01:01:31,187 | It's so impossibly black. | It's so impossibly black. |
1538 | 01:01:32,272 | 01:01:34,648 | I love you, buddy. Don't say that! | I love you, buddy. Don't say that! |
1539 | 01:01:34,733 | 01:01:36,066 | I'm sorry, I do. | I'm sorry, I do. |
1540 | 01:01:36,985 | 01:01:38,194 | No, no, no! | No, no, no! |
1541 | 01:01:38,528 | 01:01:39,945 | (CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING) | (CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING) |
1542 | 01:01:50,624 | 01:01:52,541 | Hey, you. | Hey, you. |
1543 | 01:01:52,959 | 01:01:55,211 | Maybe what you need isn't in here, after all. | Maybe what you need isn't in here, after all. |
1544 | 01:01:55,378 | 01:01:59,507 | Maybe what you need has always been in here. | Maybe what you need has always been in here. |
1545 | 01:01:59,925 | 01:02:01,342 | Really? No. | Really? No. |
1546 | 01:02:04,721 | 01:02:06,639 | The tub? Is it fixed yet? | The tub? Is it fixed yet? |
1547 | 01:02:06,806 | 01:02:08,807 | Can be. Ready to go? | Can be. Ready to go? |
1548 | 01:02:08,892 | 01:02:10,100 | Wait, go where? | Wait, go where? |
1549 | 01:02:10,185 | 01:02:12,228 | To the room, check it out. I've got the part right here. | To the room, check it out. I've got the part right here. |
1550 | 01:02:12,312 | 01:02:13,479 | Yeah. Yeah, let's go. | Yeah. Yeah, let's go. |
1551 | 01:02:13,563 | 01:02:14,647 | Let's go. Right. | Let's go. Right. |
1552 | 01:02:19,069 | 01:02:21,111 | Where did he go? Who? | Where did he go? Who? |
1553 | 01:02:21,196 | 01:02:22,821 | This fucking guy. | This fucking guy. |
1554 | 01:02:24,241 | 01:02:26,742 | Nicholas. | Nicholas. |
1555 | 01:02:28,036 | 01:02:30,412 | Nicky. Nicholas. | Nicky. Nicholas. |
1556 | 01:02:31,748 | 01:02:34,041 | Hey! There he is! | Hey! There he is! |
1557 | 01:02:34,584 | 01:02:36,001 | What? What the fuck? | What? What the fuck? |
1558 | 01:02:36,086 | 01:02:37,211 | What? What? | What? What? |
1559 | 01:02:37,337 | 01:02:38,420 | (SCREAMING) | (SCREAMING) |
1560 | 01:02:38,505 | 01:02:40,506 | What, do I still have some on my face? | What, do I still have some on my face? |
1561 | 01:02:41,550 | 01:02:42,925 | Oh, God! | Oh, God! |
1562 | 01:02:43,009 | 01:02:44,260 | Damn! | Damn! |
1563 | 01:02:45,554 | 01:02:47,221 | Did you have pineapple today? | Did you have pineapple today? |
1564 | 01:02:47,305 | 01:02:49,640 | I can't go home. What the fuck? | I can't go home. What the fuck? |
1565 | 01:02:50,058 | 01:02:51,850 | I'm fucking with you, dude. | I'm fucking with you, dude. |
1566 | 01:02:51,935 | 01:02:53,143 | It's hand soap. | It's hand soap. |
1567 | 01:02:54,354 | 01:02:56,438 | Oh, my God. Relax. | Oh, my God. Relax. |
1568 | 01:02:56,523 | 01:02:58,274 | It's like you haven't seen a little come | It's like you haven't seen a little come |
1569 | 01:02:58,358 | 01:03:00,234 | on your friend's face before, or something. | on your friend's face before, or something. |
1570 | 01:03:00,318 | 01:03:02,111 | NICK: What the fuck is wrong with you, man? | NICK: What the fuck is wrong with you, man? |
1571 | 01:03:02,195 | 01:03:04,863 | LOU: I'm just kidding. It's what friends do. God! | LOU: I'm just kidding. It's what friends do. God! |
1572 | 01:03:04,948 | 01:03:06,115 | You didn't? | You didn't? |
1573 | 01:03:06,199 | 01:03:08,576 | Gargle your hog? No, man. | Gargle your hog? No, man. |
1574 | 01:03:09,035 | 01:03:11,161 | After they pulled you off of me, me and Rick talked it out. | After they pulled you off of me, me and Rick talked it out. |
1575 | 01:03:11,246 | 01:03:12,746 | He's actually a pretty cool guy. | He's actually a pretty cool guy. |
1576 | 01:03:12,831 | 01:03:16,375 | We have a lot in common. We both love tits and Mötley Crüe. | We have a lot in common. We both love tits and Mötley Crüe. |
1577 | 01:03:16,543 | 01:03:17,751 | It's cool? | It's cool? |
1578 | 01:03:17,836 | 01:03:19,378 | Yeah, I just told him a bunch of shit | Yeah, I just told him a bunch of shit |
1579 | 01:03:19,462 | 01:03:21,005 | that's gonna make him rich in the future. | that's gonna make him rich in the future. |
1580 | 01:03:21,172 | 01:03:23,215 | I saved the good stuff for us. | I saved the good stuff for us. |
1581 | 01:03:23,967 | 01:03:26,427 | Let's go to the bar, plan our empire. | Let's go to the bar, plan our empire. |
1582 | 01:03:27,971 | 01:03:29,430 | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
1583 | 01:03:31,391 | 01:03:34,643 | Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius. | Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius. |
1584 | 01:03:35,061 | 01:03:38,689 | Match. Com. Anything. Com. Fucking Internet. Com! | Match. Com. Anything. Com. Fucking Internet. Com! |
1585 | 01:03:38,857 | 01:03:43,110 | Fucking Zac Efron. Nobody invented him yet. | Fucking Zac Efron. Nobody invented him yet. |
1586 | 01:03:43,194 | 01:03:45,988 | What about Twitter? Whatever the fuck that is. | What about Twitter? Whatever the fuck that is. |
1587 | 01:03:46,072 | 01:03:50,618 | Hey, we could combine Twitter with fucking Viagra. | Hey, we could combine Twitter with fucking Viagra. |
1588 | 01:03:51,745 | 01:03:53,203 | Twitt-agra. | Twitt-agra. |
1589 | 01:03:54,581 | 01:03:55,956 | What's the matter, dude? Come on. | What's the matter, dude? Come on. |
1590 | 01:03:56,041 | 01:03:59,293 | I'm sorry, man. I'm just preoccupied. | I'm sorry, man. I'm just preoccupied. |
1591 | 01:03:59,753 | 01:04:02,838 | You just kind of down about being black and out of shape? | You just kind of down about being black and out of shape? |
1592 | 01:04:02,964 | 01:04:05,007 | What the fuck is wrong with you? No. | What the fuck is wrong with you? No. |
1593 | 01:04:05,091 | 01:04:06,759 | Because you look good, you know? | Because you look good, you know? |
1594 | 01:04:06,843 | 01:04:08,719 | This is a great time for black people. | This is a great time for black people. |
1595 | 01:04:09,095 | 01:04:10,095 | I mean our time, not this time. | I mean our time, not this time. |
1596 | 01:04:10,180 | 01:04:11,555 | This is a terrible time for black people. | This is a terrible time for black people. |
1597 | 01:04:11,640 | 01:04:13,891 | I don't see one other black person in here. | I don't see one other black person in here. |
1598 | 01:04:15,143 | 01:04:16,435 | Talk to me, man. | Talk to me, man. |
1599 | 01:04:16,686 | 01:04:18,187 | I found out she fucking cheated. | I found out she fucking cheated. |
1600 | 01:04:18,355 | 01:04:21,315 | What? Courtney's fucking cheating on you? | What? Courtney's fucking cheating on you? |
1601 | 01:04:21,650 | 01:04:24,735 | I gave her my life, I gave up my passion. | I gave her my life, I gave up my passion. |
1602 | 01:04:24,944 | 01:04:26,195 | And she's just out there... | And she's just out there... |
1603 | 01:04:26,279 | 01:04:28,155 | Why the fuck didn't you say something, man? | Why the fuck didn't you say something, man? |
1604 | 01:04:28,239 | 01:04:31,450 | That's just it! I never see you guys anymore. | That's just it! I never see you guys anymore. |
1605 | 01:04:31,910 | 01:04:34,495 | I don't have my music, I barely have friends. | I don't have my music, I barely have friends. |
1606 | 01:04:34,996 | 01:04:36,205 | Without Courtney, | Without Courtney, |
1607 | 01:04:36,873 | 01:04:37,956 | I'm nothing. | I'm nothing. |
1608 | 01:04:38,041 | 01:04:40,292 | You're just fucking Courtney's bitch right now. | You're just fucking Courtney's bitch right now. |
1609 | 01:04:40,377 | 01:04:42,878 | You need to be your own man, you know? | You need to be your own man, you know? |
1610 | 01:04:43,046 | 01:04:44,838 | "Nick Webber-Agnew"? What the fuck is that? | "Nick Webber-Agnew"? What the fuck is that? |
1611 | 01:04:44,923 | 01:04:46,298 | It's terrible. It doesn't work. | It's terrible. It doesn't work. |
1612 | 01:04:46,383 | 01:04:48,967 | No. Nick Webber, that's who you are. | No. Nick Webber, that's who you are. |
1613 | 01:04:49,761 | 01:04:51,220 | That's who I was. | That's who I was. |
1614 | 01:04:51,513 | 01:04:53,472 | Maybe you gotta find him again. | Maybe you gotta find him again. |
1615 | 01:04:53,765 | 01:04:57,101 | You know, she's getting hers, you go get yours. | You know, she's getting hers, you go get yours. |
1616 | 01:04:57,936 | 01:04:59,311 | I can't, man. | I can't, man. |
1617 | 01:04:59,479 | 01:05:01,105 | It means something to me to be married. | It means something to me to be married. |
1618 | 01:05:01,189 | 01:05:03,148 | You're not fucking married. It's 1986. | You're not fucking married. It's 1986. |
1619 | 01:05:03,233 | 01:05:04,274 | In my heart I am. | In my heart I am. |
1620 | 01:05:04,359 | 01:05:05,818 | Your heart's a fucking liar. | Your heart's a fucking liar. |
1621 | 01:05:14,994 | 01:05:17,830 | You know what? You know what you got to do? | You know what? You know what you got to do? |
1622 | 01:05:17,997 | 01:05:19,039 | What? | What? |
1623 | 01:05:19,582 | 01:05:21,667 | You gotta get your ass up on that stage. | You gotta get your ass up on that stage. |
1624 | 01:05:23,336 | 01:05:24,503 | You're right. | You're right. |
1625 | 01:05:26,005 | 01:05:27,005 | I'm gonna do it. | I'm gonna do it. |
1626 | 01:05:27,090 | 01:05:28,132 | Yeah. Do it. | Yeah. Do it. |
1627 | 01:05:28,216 | 01:05:31,343 | Hey, hey, hey. Do it fucking quickly, okay? | Hey, hey, hey. Do it fucking quickly, okay? |
1628 | 01:05:31,511 | 01:05:32,720 | You better be at that fight with me. | You better be at that fight with me. |
1629 | 01:05:32,804 | 01:05:33,762 | Don't leave me hanging this time. | Don't leave me hanging this time. |
1630 | 01:05:33,847 | 01:05:35,347 | I won't. I promise. All right. | I won't. I promise. All right. |
1631 | 01:05:35,849 | 01:05:38,267 | Hey, Adam. Fuck. | Hey, Adam. Fuck. |
1632 | 01:05:41,688 | 01:05:42,855 | Guys? | Guys? |
1633 | 01:05:43,523 | 01:05:44,690 | (WATER BUBBLING) | (WATER BUBBLING) |
1634 | 01:05:48,695 | 01:05:49,945 | You're good to go. | You're good to go. |
1635 | 01:05:50,572 | 01:05:51,655 | Holy shit. Really? | Holy shit. Really? |
1636 | 01:05:51,740 | 01:05:53,532 | Some sort of sticky liquid got into | Some sort of sticky liquid got into |
1637 | 01:05:53,616 | 01:05:56,034 | the crossover housing, I don't know. | the crossover housing, I don't know. |
1638 | 01:05:56,202 | 01:05:58,203 | Must have had some nitratriminium in it. | Must have had some nitratriminium in it. |
1639 | 01:05:59,205 | 01:06:00,539 | It's Chernobly. | It's Chernobly. |
1640 | 01:06:00,623 | 01:06:03,459 | Whatever it was, it ravaged the hell out of the electronics. | Whatever it was, it ravaged the hell out of the electronics. |
1641 | 01:06:03,543 | 01:06:05,753 | Worked out for you and the boys, though. | Worked out for you and the boys, though. |
1642 | 01:06:05,837 | 01:06:06,962 | Wait, hold on, are you saying that | Wait, hold on, are you saying that |
1643 | 01:06:07,046 | 01:06:08,130 | that's the key to the whole thing? | that's the key to the whole thing? |
1644 | 01:06:08,214 | 01:06:09,465 | We need the Chernobly to get back? | We need the Chernobly to get back? |
1645 | 01:06:09,549 | 01:06:13,510 | All I'm saying is, whatever your poison, I wouldn't tub without it. | All I'm saying is, whatever your poison, I wouldn't tub without it. |
1646 | 01:06:13,595 | 01:06:15,262 | Especially after dawn. | Especially after dawn. |
1647 | 01:06:15,346 | 01:06:17,723 | It'd kill you to give me a straight answer? | It'd kill you to give me a straight answer? |
1648 | 01:06:18,641 | 01:06:20,476 | You know, you're kind of a dick. | You know, you're kind of a dick. |
1649 | 01:06:20,894 | 01:06:23,604 | MAN: Hey, everybody, you ready to jam? | MAN: Hey, everybody, you ready to jam? |
1650 | 01:06:23,772 | 01:06:25,022 | All right. | All right. |
1651 | 01:06:25,106 | 01:06:28,317 | Ladies and gentlemen, help me welcome to the stage | Ladies and gentlemen, help me welcome to the stage |
1652 | 01:06:28,401 | 01:06:30,235 | Nick Webber! | Nick Webber! |
1653 | 01:06:31,321 | 01:06:32,488 | Hi. | Hi. |
1654 | 01:06:33,656 | 01:06:35,491 | It's been a long time. | It's been a long time. |
1655 | 01:06:36,743 | 01:06:37,910 | (MOUTHING) | (MOUTHING) |
1656 | 01:06:41,080 | 01:06:43,165 | (SINGING) No, I'm never gonna dance again | (SINGING) No, I'm never gonna dance again |
1657 | 01:06:43,249 | 01:06:46,627 | Guilty feet have got no rhythm | Guilty feet have got no rhythm |
1658 | 01:06:49,756 | 01:06:51,256 | (JESSIE'S GIRL PLAYING) | (JESSIE'S GIRL PLAYING) |
1659 | 01:06:55,929 | 01:06:58,096 | (SINGING) Jessie is a friend | (SINGING) Jessie is a friend |
1660 | 01:06:59,098 | 01:07:02,601 | Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine | Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine |
1661 | 01:07:03,102 | 01:07:06,480 | But lately something's changed It ain't hard to define | But lately something's changed It ain't hard to define |
1662 | 01:07:06,564 | 01:07:09,942 | Jessie's got himself a girl And I want to make her mine | Jessie's got himself a girl And I want to make her mine |
1663 | 01:07:12,654 | 01:07:14,863 | BLAINE: These guys are dangerous. Look at this stuff. | BLAINE: These guys are dangerous. Look at this stuff. |
1664 | 01:07:14,948 | 01:07:16,782 | Blaine, it looks like a skinny soda can. | Blaine, it looks like a skinny soda can. |
1665 | 01:07:16,866 | 01:07:20,702 | No, a soda-can bomb! This stuff's straight out of Moscow. | No, a soda-can bomb! This stuff's straight out of Moscow. |
1666 | 01:07:20,787 | 01:07:22,746 | Let's go kick that Commie's ass! | Let's go kick that Commie's ass! |
1667 | 01:07:22,831 | 01:07:23,872 | Chaz. | Chaz. |
1668 | 01:07:23,957 | 01:07:26,458 | Shouldn't we call the cops or the FBI or something? | Shouldn't we call the cops or the FBI or something? |
1669 | 01:07:26,918 | 01:07:29,920 | No, we're gonna handle this internally. | No, we're gonna handle this internally. |
1670 | 01:07:33,967 | 01:07:35,300 | (AUDIENCE CHEERING) | (AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
1671 | 01:07:39,472 | 01:07:40,639 | I wish that I had | I wish that I had |
1672 | 01:07:40,723 | 01:07:42,391 | Jessie's girl | Jessie's girl |
1673 | 01:07:42,725 | 01:07:44,017 | I wish that I had | I wish that I had |
1674 | 01:07:44,102 | 01:07:45,811 | Jessie's girl | Jessie's girl |
1675 | 01:07:50,650 | 01:07:55,112 | Yeah | Yeah |
1676 | 01:07:57,156 | 01:07:58,407 | (ALL CHEERING) | (ALL CHEERING) |
1677 | 01:08:00,368 | 01:08:03,495 | This song is from the future, but since you've been good, | This song is from the future, but since you've been good, |
1678 | 01:08:03,580 | 01:08:04,830 | you get it early. | you get it early. |
1679 | 01:08:04,914 | 01:08:06,582 | Just like we rehearsed. | Just like we rehearsed. |
1680 | 01:08:07,542 | 01:08:10,335 | (SINGING) Let's get it started | (SINGING) Let's get it started |
1681 | 01:08:10,461 | 01:08:12,504 | in here | in here |
1682 | 01:08:16,050 | 01:08:18,927 | And the bass keep runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' | And the bass keep runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' |
1683 | 01:08:19,012 | 01:08:26,101 | And runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' | And runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' |
1684 | 01:08:26,185 | 01:08:28,437 | In this context There's no disrespect | In this context There's no disrespect |
1685 | 01:08:28,521 | 01:08:30,647 | So when I bust my rhyme You break your necks | So when I bust my rhyme You break your necks |
1686 | 01:08:30,732 | 01:08:32,941 | We got five minutes For us to disconnect | We got five minutes For us to disconnect |
1687 | 01:08:33,026 | 01:08:35,235 | From all intellect Collect the rhythm effect | From all intellect Collect the rhythm effect |
1688 | 01:08:35,320 | 01:08:37,779 | So lose your inhibition Follow your intuition | So lose your inhibition Follow your intuition |
1689 | 01:08:37,864 | 01:08:40,115 | Free your inner soul And break away from tradition | Free your inner soul And break away from tradition |
1690 | 01:08:40,199 | 01:08:41,950 | 'Cause when we beat out Girl, it's putting heat out | 'Cause when we beat out Girl, it's putting heat out |
1691 | 01:08:42,035 | 01:08:44,494 | You wouldn't believe How we wow shit out | You wouldn't believe How we wow shit out |
1692 | 01:08:44,579 | 01:08:46,622 | Burn it till it's burned out Turn it till it's turned out | Burn it till it's burned out Turn it till it's turned out |
1693 | 01:08:46,706 | 01:08:49,333 | Act up from north, west, east, south | Act up from north, west, east, south |
1694 | 01:08:49,417 | 01:08:52,794 | Everybody, everybody Let's get into it | Everybody, everybody Let's get into it |
1695 | 01:08:52,879 | 01:08:55,130 | Get stupid Get it started | Get stupid Get it started |
1696 | 01:08:55,214 | 01:08:56,965 | Get it started Get it started | Get it started Get it started |
1697 | 01:08:57,050 | 01:09:05,849 | Let's get it started Let's get it started in here | Let's get it started Let's get it started in here |
1698 | 01:09:07,727 | 01:09:10,896 | Everybody, everybody Let's get into it | Everybody, everybody Let's get into it |
1699 | 01:09:11,064 | 01:09:13,357 | Get stupid Get it started | Get stupid Get it started |
1700 | 01:09:13,441 | 01:09:16,985 | Get it started, get it started Let's get it started | Get it started, get it started Let's get it started |
1701 | 01:09:17,070 | 01:09:19,029 | Hey, where's the Kodiak Club? | Hey, where's the Kodiak Club? |
1702 | 01:09:19,113 | 01:09:20,405 | Down the street, dude. | Down the street, dude. |
1703 | 01:09:20,573 | 01:09:22,366 | Okay. Okay, thank you. | Okay. Okay, thank you. |
1704 | 01:09:22,533 | 01:09:25,327 | Listen, me and my boys got some shit-kicking to do. | Listen, me and my boys got some shit-kicking to do. |
1705 | 01:09:25,620 | 01:09:26,995 | But this | But this |
1706 | 01:09:27,080 | 01:09:29,831 | (GRUNTING) | (GRUNTING) |
1707 | 01:09:30,249 | 01:09:31,416 | Ain't over. | Ain't over. |
1708 | 01:09:32,126 | 01:09:33,543 | Get out of my way, stool. | Get out of my way, stool. |
1709 | 01:09:34,671 | 01:09:36,964 | Transmit hits with no delusion | Transmit hits with no delusion |
1710 | 01:09:37,048 | 01:09:39,716 | The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving | The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving |
1711 | 01:09:39,884 | 01:09:41,677 | Everybody Everybody | Everybody Everybody |
1712 | 01:09:41,761 | 01:09:43,011 | Let's get into it | Let's get into it |
1713 | 01:09:43,096 | 01:09:44,221 | That's my boy, right there. | That's my boy, right there. |
1714 | 01:09:44,389 | 01:09:46,098 | The singer? Yeah. | The singer? Yeah. |
1715 | 01:09:46,265 | 01:09:48,558 | Let's get it started | Let's get it started |
1716 | 01:09:48,726 | 01:09:51,603 | I'll be back. My friends are over there. I'll come right back. | I'll be back. My friends are over there. I'll come right back. |
1717 | 01:09:52,271 | 01:09:54,272 | Lose control Of body and soul | Lose control Of body and soul |
1718 | 01:09:54,357 | 01:09:56,858 | Don't move too fast, people Just take it slow | Don't move too fast, people Just take it slow |
1719 | 01:09:56,943 | 01:09:59,403 | I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now, | I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now, |
1720 | 01:09:59,487 | 01:10:01,029 | but can I text you later? | but can I text you later? |
1721 | 01:10:01,114 | 01:10:02,864 | Can you what? Are you online at all? | Can you what? Are you online at all? |
1722 | 01:10:02,949 | 01:10:04,533 | I have no idea what you're saying. | I have no idea what you're saying. |
1723 | 01:10:04,617 | 01:10:05,826 | How do I get a hold of you? | How do I get a hold of you? |
1724 | 01:10:05,910 | 01:10:07,869 | You come find me. | You come find me. |
1725 | 01:10:07,954 | 01:10:09,121 | That just sounds | That just sounds |
1726 | 01:10:10,039 | 01:10:11,081 | exhausting. | exhausting. |
1727 | 01:10:11,541 | 01:10:12,541 | With no delusion (CLOCK DINGS) | With no delusion (CLOCK DINGS) |
1728 | 01:10:12,625 | 01:10:15,168 | The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving | The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving |
1729 | 01:10:15,253 | 01:10:17,045 | There he is. Where are your boys? | There he is. Where are your boys? |
1730 | 01:10:17,130 | 01:10:18,880 | I thought they were gonna hold your sack. | I thought they were gonna hold your sack. |
1731 | 01:10:18,965 | 01:10:20,549 | Let's kick his ass, Blaine. | Let's kick his ass, Blaine. |
1732 | 01:10:22,260 | 01:10:24,553 | Where are my fucking friends? | Where are my fucking friends? |
1733 | 01:10:24,804 | 01:10:26,304 | Whoo-hoo! Let's get | Whoo-hoo! Let's get |
1734 | 01:10:26,472 | 01:10:28,140 | Whoo-hoo! In here | Whoo-hoo! In here |
1735 | 01:10:28,307 | 01:10:30,267 | Let's get Whoo-hoo! | Let's get Whoo-hoo! |
1736 | 01:10:30,435 | 01:10:32,102 | While I get Whoo-hoo! | While I get Whoo-hoo! |
1737 | 01:10:32,854 | 01:10:34,730 | You like that song? Yeah, it's great. | You like that song? Yeah, it's great. |
1738 | 01:10:34,814 | 01:10:35,939 | It's gonna be a hit. | It's gonna be a hit. |
1739 | 01:10:43,531 | 01:10:47,451 | And runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' | And runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' |
1740 | 01:10:47,535 | 01:10:48,827 | (ALL CHEERING) | (ALL CHEERING) |
1741 | 01:10:52,707 | 01:10:55,125 | Thank you. Thank you. | Thank you. Thank you. |
1742 | 01:10:56,794 | 01:10:58,045 | Yes. | Yes. |
1743 | 01:10:58,129 | 01:10:59,546 | MAN: That was sweet. | MAN: That was sweet. |
1744 | 01:10:59,672 | 01:11:01,423 | ADAM: All right. All right, man. | ADAM: All right. All right, man. |
1745 | 01:11:03,176 | 01:11:05,093 | Good to have you back, see you back up there, man. | Good to have you back, see you back up there, man. |
1746 | 01:11:05,178 | 01:11:07,262 | Hey, it's coming back. I should have done this years ago. | Hey, it's coming back. I should have done this years ago. |
1747 | 01:11:07,346 | 01:11:10,265 | Guys. Adam. Guys! About time. | Guys. Adam. Guys! About time. |
1748 | 01:11:10,349 | 01:11:12,267 | Did you see him? Did you see him rock out? | Did you see him? Did you see him rock out? |
1749 | 01:11:12,351 | 01:11:14,895 | Shut up! Okay, we gotta find the Chernobly to get out of here. | Shut up! Okay, we gotta find the Chernobly to get out of here. |
1750 | 01:11:15,063 | 01:11:16,063 | Chernobly? Why? | Chernobly? Why? |
1751 | 01:11:16,147 | 01:11:17,272 | I don't know, exactly. | I don't know, exactly. |
1752 | 01:11:17,356 | 01:11:21,109 | But the repairman said it's got nitro-trainium... | But the repairman said it's got nitro-trainium... |
1753 | 01:11:21,277 | 01:11:22,652 | Nitratrinanium. JACOB: Thank you. | Nitratrinanium. JACOB: Thank you. |
1754 | 01:11:22,737 | 01:11:25,363 | Or some shit in it that'll fix the time machine. | Or some shit in it that'll fix the time machine. |
1755 | 01:11:25,531 | 01:11:27,365 | That makes sense. Where's Lou? | That makes sense. Where's Lou? |
1756 | 01:11:27,533 | 01:11:29,534 | ADAM: Where is... What time is it? | ADAM: Where is... What time is it? |
1757 | 01:11:30,203 | 01:11:33,330 | Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit! | Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit! |
1758 | 01:11:34,290 | 01:11:35,457 | (GIRLS CHATTERING) | (GIRLS CHATTERING) |
1759 | 01:11:36,042 | 01:11:37,084 | Lou! | Lou! |
1760 | 01:11:38,711 | 01:11:40,378 | Where is he? Fuck. | Where is he? Fuck. |
1761 | 01:11:42,131 | 01:11:44,633 | ADAM: Oh, my God! We missed it again! | ADAM: Oh, my God! We missed it again! |
1762 | 01:11:45,718 | 01:11:47,761 | Well, where do you think he went? | Well, where do you think he went? |
1763 | 01:11:49,222 | 01:11:51,056 | Same place as last time? | Same place as last time? |
1764 | 01:11:52,475 | 01:11:56,228 | LOU: (SINGING) Keeps me together at the seams | LOU: (SINGING) Keeps me together at the seams |
1765 | 01:11:56,395 | 01:11:59,022 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
1766 | 01:11:59,565 | 01:12:01,191 | MAN 1: Shut up, you flamer! | MAN 1: Shut up, you flamer! |
1767 | 01:12:01,859 | 01:12:04,736 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
1768 | 01:12:05,571 | 01:12:07,906 | MAN 2: Hey, go home! Loser! | MAN 2: Hey, go home! Loser! |
1769 | 01:12:08,074 | 01:12:09,991 | Hey, John Lennon gets shot! | Hey, John Lennon gets shot! |
1770 | 01:12:10,576 | 01:12:12,077 | Wait, did that already happen? | Wait, did that already happen? |
1771 | 01:12:14,497 | 01:12:15,664 | ADAM: Lou! | ADAM: Lou! |
1772 | 01:12:17,083 | 01:12:18,291 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
1773 | 01:12:19,168 | 01:12:23,588 | They made it, everybody! Whoo! Best friends in the world! | They made it, everybody! Whoo! Best friends in the world! |
1774 | 01:12:23,756 | 01:12:25,132 | Almost just in time! | Almost just in time! |
1775 | 01:12:26,884 | 01:12:28,218 | My buddies. | My buddies. |
1776 | 01:12:28,386 | 01:12:31,513 | Fucking Chimney Point, right? Here we are. | Fucking Chimney Point, right? Here we are. |
1777 | 01:12:31,681 | 01:12:33,932 | Bottle of scotch, end of the night. | Bottle of scotch, end of the night. |
1778 | 01:12:35,601 | 01:12:36,977 | Where were you? | Where were you? |
1779 | 01:12:37,186 | 01:12:38,645 | We were just... We came... | We were just... We came... |
1780 | 01:12:38,729 | 01:12:40,730 | Not tonight. Every fucking night. | Not tonight. Every fucking night. |
1781 | 01:12:41,274 | 01:12:44,401 | Huh? What happened? We were gonna do shit together, man. | Huh? What happened? We were gonna do shit together, man. |
1782 | 01:12:44,485 | 01:12:47,487 | We were gonna conquer the fucking world. Me and you. | We were gonna conquer the fucking world. Me and you. |
1783 | 01:12:47,572 | 01:12:48,989 | And then you cut me off. | And then you cut me off. |
1784 | 01:12:49,073 | 01:12:50,198 | What was I gonna do, man? | What was I gonna do, man? |
1785 | 01:12:50,283 | 01:12:52,951 | I was gonna let you drag me down into your bullshit, Lou? | I was gonna let you drag me down into your bullshit, Lou? |
1786 | 01:12:53,119 | 01:12:55,203 | Yeah. Yes, because that's what friends do. | Yeah. Yes, because that's what friends do. |
1787 | 01:12:55,288 | 01:12:56,705 | No, they don't, man! | No, they don't, man! |
1788 | 01:12:56,789 | 01:12:58,456 | Because then there's two people stuck in the bullshit | Because then there's two people stuck in the bullshit |
1789 | 01:12:58,541 | 01:12:59,708 | instead of your sorry ass. | instead of your sorry ass. |
1790 | 01:12:59,792 | 01:13:03,962 | You should stick by your friends through thick and thin! | You should stick by your friends through thick and thin! |
1791 | 01:13:07,550 | 01:13:10,635 | Okay, great. I got two things to say to you. | Okay, great. I got two things to say to you. |
1792 | 01:13:11,095 | 01:13:12,387 | Okay. Okay? | Okay. Okay? |
1793 | 01:13:12,722 | 01:13:15,140 | Number one, I hate you. | Number one, I hate you. |
1794 | 01:13:15,600 | 01:13:16,600 | Got it. | Got it. |
1795 | 01:13:16,684 | 01:13:18,476 | Our friendship means nothing. | Our friendship means nothing. |
1796 | 01:13:19,478 | 01:13:20,937 | All right, is that the first thing or the second thing? | All right, is that the first thing or the second thing? |
1797 | 01:13:21,022 | 01:13:23,481 | What? No, clearly that's still part of the first thing. | What? No, clearly that's still part of the first thing. |
1798 | 01:13:23,649 | 01:13:24,983 | I mean, am I the asshole? Did you get that? | I mean, am I the asshole? Did you get that? |
1799 | 01:13:25,067 | 01:13:26,735 | No, I didn't get it. I thought... He didn't get it. | No, I didn't get it. I thought... He didn't get it. |
1800 | 01:13:26,819 | 01:13:28,069 | He said A and B... | He said A and B... |
1801 | 01:13:28,154 | 01:13:30,572 | Let's agree to disagree about the "first" thing. | Let's agree to disagree about the "first" thing. |
1802 | 01:13:30,656 | 01:13:33,950 | Lou, where is the Chernobly? We need it to get back. | Lou, where is the Chernobly? We need it to get back. |
1803 | 01:13:34,035 | 01:13:35,952 | (IN MOCKING TONE) "Where's the Chernobly at, Lou?" | (IN MOCKING TONE) "Where's the Chernobly at, Lou?" |
1804 | 01:13:36,037 | 01:13:38,246 | That's all you ever fucking care about. | That's all you ever fucking care about. |
1805 | 01:13:38,331 | 01:13:39,581 | It's the first time he mentioned it. | It's the first time he mentioned it. |
1806 | 01:13:39,665 | 01:13:41,249 | Yeah, and even if we had mentioned it before, | Yeah, and even if we had mentioned it before, |
1807 | 01:13:41,334 | 01:13:44,085 | it's kind of a fucking big deal, okay? I wanna go home. | it's kind of a fucking big deal, okay? I wanna go home. |
1808 | 01:13:44,253 | 01:13:45,629 | NICK: Come on, Lou. Let's talk about this inside. | NICK: Come on, Lou. Let's talk about this inside. |
1809 | 01:13:45,713 | 01:13:46,922 | You got no shoes on. It's cold out. | You got no shoes on. It's cold out. |
1810 | 01:13:47,006 | 01:13:48,506 | Who took my fucking shoe? | Who took my fucking shoe? |
1811 | 01:13:48,591 | 01:13:51,051 | Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you, | Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you, |
1812 | 01:13:51,135 | 01:13:53,094 | which I don't even know how that could fucking happen. | which I don't even know how that could fucking happen. |
1813 | 01:13:53,179 | 01:13:57,140 | Okay, fuck it! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you! | Okay, fuck it! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you! |
1814 | 01:13:57,225 | 01:13:58,266 | ADAM: Easy, man. | ADAM: Easy, man. |
1815 | 01:13:58,351 | 01:13:59,559 | JACOB: Whoa, Lou! | JACOB: Whoa, Lou! |
1816 | 01:13:59,852 | 01:14:02,771 | (ALL YELLING) | (ALL YELLING) |
1817 | 01:14:04,732 | 01:14:05,899 | NICK: I got you. | NICK: I got you. |
1818 | 01:14:06,067 | 01:14:07,359 | JACOB: Oh, my God! | JACOB: Oh, my God! |
1819 | 01:14:07,526 | 01:14:08,610 | Is Lou dead? Shit! | Is Lou dead? Shit! |
1820 | 01:14:08,778 | 01:14:10,237 | JACOB: There he is. | JACOB: There he is. |
1821 | 01:14:11,614 | 01:14:12,781 | NICK: I can't hold on. | NICK: I can't hold on. |
1822 | 01:14:12,865 | 01:14:13,823 | Yes, you can! | Yes, you can! |
1823 | 01:14:13,908 | 01:14:14,950 | Yes, you can hang on! | Yes, you can hang on! |
1824 | 01:14:15,034 | 01:14:16,701 | I'm slipping. ADAM: No, hold on. | I'm slipping. ADAM: No, hold on. |
1825 | 01:14:16,786 | 01:14:18,787 | JACOB: No, Nick. Hold on. Guys! | JACOB: No, Nick. Hold on. Guys! |
1826 | 01:14:18,955 | 01:14:20,121 | (SCREAMING) | (SCREAMING) |
1827 | 01:14:21,916 | 01:14:23,792 | JACOB: Phil! Phil! | JACOB: Phil! Phil! |
1828 | 01:14:25,086 | 01:14:26,544 | Oh, fuck! | Oh, fuck! |
1829 | 01:14:26,629 | 01:14:29,464 | We're dead! This is how it happens! This is how he loses it! | We're dead! This is how it happens! This is how he loses it! |
1830 | 01:14:29,632 | 01:14:30,799 | Fuck it! | Fuck it! |
1831 | 01:14:30,967 | 01:14:33,051 | Fuck it, we're dead men! Just let me go. | Fuck it, we're dead men! Just let me go. |
1832 | 01:14:33,219 | 01:14:34,803 | JACOB: Lou, be positive. | JACOB: Lou, be positive. |
1833 | 01:14:37,223 | 01:14:38,932 | LOU: The roof is scraping my nut! | LOU: The roof is scraping my nut! |
1834 | 01:14:39,100 | 01:14:40,809 | NICK: Damn, you strong. | NICK: Damn, you strong. |
1835 | 01:14:41,018 | 01:14:42,560 | (ALL GRUNTING) | (ALL GRUNTING) |
1836 | 01:14:44,480 | 01:14:45,772 | All right. | All right. |
1837 | 01:14:45,940 | 01:14:48,817 | You're all right? I'm glad you guys are all right. | You're all right? I'm glad you guys are all right. |
1838 | 01:14:50,403 | 01:14:51,903 | My fault. | My fault. |
1839 | 01:14:52,071 | 01:14:53,947 | Why do you do shit like that? | Why do you do shit like that? |
1840 | 01:14:54,115 | 01:14:55,991 | I'm sorry! Jesus! Thank you, Phil. | I'm sorry! Jesus! Thank you, Phil. |
1841 | 01:14:56,575 | 01:14:59,035 | All right, here's the second fucking thing, okay? | All right, here's the second fucking thing, okay? |
1842 | 01:14:59,203 | 01:15:00,662 | Blaine's got the Chernobly. | Blaine's got the Chernobly. |
1843 | 01:15:00,830 | 01:15:03,248 | Let's just get it from him, so we can get back to the present | Let's just get it from him, so we can get back to the present |
1844 | 01:15:03,332 | 01:15:05,375 | so I can start never seeing you bitches again. | so I can start never seeing you bitches again. |
1845 | 01:15:08,004 | 01:15:09,337 | Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey. | Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey. |
1846 | 01:15:09,422 | 01:15:10,922 | I was looking for you. Where'd you go? | I was looking for you. Where'd you go? |
1847 | 01:15:11,007 | 01:15:13,842 | I had to go... My friend got in trouble, but I had to... | I had to go... My friend got in trouble, but I had to... |
1848 | 01:15:13,926 | 01:15:15,135 | I'm leaving right now. | I'm leaving right now. |
1849 | 01:15:15,303 | 01:15:16,428 | You're leaving right now? | You're leaving right now? |
1850 | 01:15:16,512 | 01:15:17,762 | Yeah. That's not good. | Yeah. That's not good. |
1851 | 01:15:17,847 | 01:15:19,556 | I told you, I had two hours. I gotta go. | I told you, I had two hours. I gotta go. |
1852 | 01:15:20,683 | 01:15:23,977 | JACOB: Uncle Adam, come on! Who the fuck is that chick? | JACOB: Uncle Adam, come on! Who the fuck is that chick? |
1853 | 01:15:24,145 | 01:15:25,270 | Do you wanna come with me? | Do you wanna come with me? |
1854 | 01:15:25,313 | 01:15:26,354 | LOU: Get her fax number and let's go. Come on. | LOU: Get her fax number and let's go. Come on. |
1855 | 01:15:26,439 | 01:15:27,856 | I can't. Yes, you can. | I can't. Yes, you can. |
1856 | 01:15:27,940 | 01:15:30,150 | You can do whatever you want, man. It's your life. | You can do whatever you want, man. It's your life. |
1857 | 01:15:30,234 | 01:15:31,443 | I want to. | I want to. |
1858 | 01:15:31,527 | 01:15:32,694 | Good. Then come on. | Good. Then come on. |
1859 | 01:15:32,778 | 01:15:35,780 | But I can't because my friends need me and I gotta show up for them, | But I can't because my friends need me and I gotta show up for them, |
1860 | 01:15:36,866 | 01:15:38,283 | so I really can't. | so I really can't. |
1861 | 01:15:38,451 | 01:15:39,743 | Okay. | Okay. |
1862 | 01:15:40,995 | 01:15:43,455 | So what are we... I mean, do we... | So what are we... I mean, do we... |
1863 | 01:15:43,873 | 01:15:45,248 | What happens? I don't know. | What happens? I don't know. |
1864 | 01:15:45,416 | 01:15:46,916 | I'm not really making any plans. | I'm not really making any plans. |
1865 | 01:15:47,001 | 01:15:49,210 | I'm just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right? | I'm just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right? |
1866 | 01:15:49,295 | 01:15:50,712 | I like that. I like that a lot. | I like that. I like that a lot. |
1867 | 01:15:50,796 | 01:15:51,880 | That's the sign of a happy man. | That's the sign of a happy man. |
1868 | 01:15:51,964 | 01:15:53,173 | MAN: April, let's go! | MAN: April, let's go! |
1869 | 01:15:53,257 | 01:15:54,466 | Shit. | Shit. |
1870 | 01:15:56,927 | 01:15:59,929 | (WHISPERING) Maybe the universe will bring us together again. | (WHISPERING) Maybe the universe will bring us together again. |
1871 | 01:16:00,139 | 01:16:01,348 | I hope. | I hope. |
1872 | 01:16:08,814 | 01:16:10,482 | JACOB: Casanova, let's do this! | JACOB: Casanova, let's do this! |
1873 | 01:16:12,193 | 01:16:14,027 | (BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE PLAYING) | (BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE PLAYING) |
1874 | 01:16:19,992 | 01:16:21,743 | Just turn it around and keep it running, okay? | Just turn it around and keep it running, okay? |
1875 | 01:16:21,827 | 01:16:23,244 | PHIL: Yeah, sure thing. | PHIL: Yeah, sure thing. |
1876 | 01:16:24,330 | 01:16:26,039 | Okay. You go this way, I'll go this way? | Okay. You go this way, I'll go this way? |
1877 | 01:16:26,207 | 01:16:27,582 | No, I'm gonna do the opposite of everything you say. | No, I'm gonna do the opposite of everything you say. |
1878 | 01:16:27,666 | 01:16:28,666 | Great. | Great. |
1879 | 01:16:29,335 | 01:16:30,668 | (GIRLS LAUGHING) | (GIRLS LAUGHING) |
1880 | 01:16:31,087 | 01:16:33,088 | Wonder which one's Blaine's room. | Wonder which one's Blaine's room. |
1881 | 01:16:36,592 | 01:16:37,842 | Housekeeping. | Housekeeping. |
1882 | 01:16:45,017 | 01:16:46,518 | Go, go, go. | Go, go, go. |
1883 | 01:16:59,198 | 01:17:01,366 | Let's try in here. Where is it? | Let's try in here. Where is it? |
1884 | 01:17:03,035 | 01:17:05,036 | Come on! Come on, come on. | Come on! Come on, come on. |
1885 | 01:17:07,164 | 01:17:08,623 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
1886 | 01:17:09,375 | 01:17:11,126 | Panties, panties, panties! | Panties, panties, panties! |
1887 | 01:17:12,044 | 01:17:13,503 | What the fuck are you doing? | What the fuck are you doing? |
1888 | 01:17:13,587 | 01:17:16,005 | Why don't you shut your slut mouth | Why don't you shut your slut mouth |
1889 | 01:17:16,090 | 01:17:17,882 | and mind your own fucking business? | and mind your own fucking business? |
1890 | 01:17:17,967 | 01:17:19,467 | You disgust me. | You disgust me. |
1891 | 01:17:22,805 | 01:17:23,888 | (GROWLING) | (GROWLING) |
1892 | 01:17:25,099 | 01:17:27,600 | I love how much you hate you. | I love how much you hate you. |
1893 | 01:17:30,229 | 01:17:31,354 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1894 | 01:17:36,235 | 01:17:37,527 | They're here, come on. Fuck! | They're here, come on. Fuck! |
1895 | 01:17:37,611 | 01:17:39,446 | "Fuck" as in, "The Chernobly's here and we're all good"? | "Fuck" as in, "The Chernobly's here and we're all good"? |
1896 | 01:17:39,530 | 01:17:41,406 | No, "fuck" as in, "fuck!" | No, "fuck" as in, "fuck!" |
1897 | 01:17:41,574 | 01:17:42,657 | Where's Nick? | Where's Nick? |
1898 | 01:17:42,741 | 01:17:45,243 | NICK: Admit it! You sucked his balls, you licked his booty, | NICK: Admit it! You sucked his balls, you licked his booty, |
1899 | 01:17:45,327 | 01:17:47,078 | you sucked his toes. | you sucked his toes. |
1900 | 01:17:47,246 | 01:17:48,538 | Was his dick bigger than mine? | Was his dick bigger than mine? |
1901 | 01:17:48,622 | 01:17:50,582 | You wore the heels, didn't you? | You wore the heels, didn't you? |
1902 | 01:17:50,666 | 01:17:51,749 | Admit it, bitch! | Admit it, bitch! |
1903 | 01:17:52,626 | 01:17:54,252 | There's gonna be some changes, all right? | There's gonna be some changes, all right? |
1904 | 01:17:54,420 | 01:17:56,212 | First, I'm dropping "Agnew" from my name. | First, I'm dropping "Agnew" from my name. |
1905 | 01:17:56,297 | 01:17:57,338 | No more hyphenate. | No more hyphenate. |
1906 | 01:17:57,423 | 01:17:59,215 | Next, I'm getting back on stage. | Next, I'm getting back on stage. |
1907 | 01:17:59,300 | 01:18:01,676 | I'm going back to music because I jam. | I'm going back to music because I jam. |
1908 | 01:18:01,760 | 01:18:03,178 | But you wouldn't know nothing about that | But you wouldn't know nothing about that |
1909 | 01:18:03,262 | 01:18:05,972 | because you're probably somewhere sucking a motherfucker's dick! | because you're probably somewhere sucking a motherfucker's dick! |
1910 | 01:18:06,599 | 01:18:07,640 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
1911 | 01:18:08,767 | 01:18:12,145 | Hang up the phone, Jerry. This shit don't concern you. | Hang up the phone, Jerry. This shit don't concern you. |
1912 | 01:18:12,229 | 01:18:13,229 | How do you know my name? | How do you know my name? |
1913 | 01:18:13,314 | 01:18:15,190 | Hang up the phone, motherfucker! | Hang up the phone, motherfucker! |
1914 | 01:18:15,274 | 01:18:16,774 | This is between me and my wife! | This is between me and my wife! |
1915 | 01:18:17,568 | 01:18:19,527 | Hey! Give me that phone! | Hey! Give me that phone! |
1916 | 01:18:19,612 | 01:18:21,070 | Give him the phone, Nick. | Give him the phone, Nick. |
1917 | 01:18:21,155 | 01:18:23,239 | I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing! | I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing! |
1918 | 01:18:23,324 | 01:18:25,783 | No, you don't, man. Let it go! Let it go, man. | No, you don't, man. Let it go! Let it go, man. |
1919 | 01:18:26,452 | 01:18:29,287 | Wrong number. But you're a bad girl and you hurt him. | Wrong number. But you're a bad girl and you hurt him. |
1920 | 01:18:30,331 | 01:18:32,707 | Were you just yelling at your 9-year-old wife? | Were you just yelling at your 9-year-old wife? |
1921 | 01:18:33,918 | 01:18:34,918 | Yes. | Yes. |
1922 | 01:18:36,629 | 01:18:39,047 | God damn it. I'm gonna go nuclear on these guys. | God damn it. I'm gonna go nuclear on these guys. |
1923 | 01:18:39,131 | 01:18:40,256 | BOY: They couldn't have gone far, man. | BOY: They couldn't have gone far, man. |
1924 | 01:18:40,674 | 01:18:41,883 | (LOU PANTING) | (LOU PANTING) |
1925 | 01:18:42,259 | 01:18:44,928 | Lou! Come on, we gotta go. | Lou! Come on, we gotta go. |
1926 | 01:18:45,804 | 01:18:47,639 | Hey. Hey. | Hey. Hey. |
1927 | 01:18:48,057 | 01:18:49,224 | Mom? | Mom? |
1928 | 01:18:49,308 | 01:18:50,600 | Hey, did you find the Chernobly? | Hey, did you find the Chernobly? |
1929 | 01:18:50,684 | 01:18:51,809 | You motherfucker! | You motherfucker! |
1930 | 01:18:53,604 | 01:18:55,396 | Where did he go? Jacob? | Where did he go? Jacob? |
1931 | 01:18:55,481 | 01:18:57,398 | What the fuck? What's happened? | What the fuck? What's happened? |
1932 | 01:19:00,486 | 01:19:02,570 | Oh, my God. I get it. | Oh, my God. I get it. |
1933 | 01:19:03,697 | 01:19:05,114 | I'm his father. | I'm his father. |
1934 | 01:19:05,199 | 01:19:06,282 | What? | What? |
1935 | 01:19:09,453 | 01:19:10,828 | Wait, so what do we do? | Wait, so what do we do? |
1936 | 01:19:10,913 | 01:19:11,996 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1937 | 01:19:14,041 | 01:19:15,166 | Hit that. | Hit that. |
1938 | 01:19:17,419 | 01:19:18,962 | You finish this. | You finish this. |
1939 | 01:19:20,214 | 01:19:21,339 | Okay. | Okay. |
1940 | 01:19:21,632 | 01:19:25,468 | Lay down. We got a stupid baby to make right now. | Lay down. We got a stupid baby to make right now. |
1941 | 01:19:26,011 | 01:19:28,012 | LOU: (GROANING) I'm back inside of you. | LOU: (GROANING) I'm back inside of you. |
1942 | 01:19:28,931 | 01:19:32,559 | I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister! | I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister! |
1943 | 01:19:32,643 | 01:19:35,478 | I'm doing it! I'm doing it! | I'm doing it! I'm doing it! |
1944 | 01:19:36,063 | 01:19:38,898 | It's gonna take me a while 'cause I'm a little drunk. | It's gonna take me a while 'cause I'm a little drunk. |
1945 | 01:19:39,066 | 01:19:40,400 | Oh, no, it's not. Here I come. | Oh, no, it's not. Here I come. |
1946 | 01:19:40,568 | 01:19:43,486 | Oh, my God, I'm gonna come! I'm gonna... | Oh, my God, I'm gonna come! I'm gonna... |
1947 | 01:19:43,654 | 01:19:46,072 | Oh, Shia LaBeouf! | Oh, Shia LaBeouf! |
1948 | 01:19:46,240 | 01:19:48,658 | Dropping loads! | Dropping loads! |
1949 | 01:19:48,993 | 01:19:53,246 | So much fucking semen. Little tiny Jacobs! | So much fucking semen. Little tiny Jacobs! |
1950 | 01:19:54,540 | 01:19:56,374 | (JACOB WHOOPING) | (JACOB WHOOPING) |
1951 | 01:19:56,709 | 01:19:59,002 | (LAUGHS) There's my boy. | (LAUGHS) There's my boy. |
1952 | 01:19:59,169 | 01:20:01,796 | It was so beautiful. You sack of shit! | It was so beautiful. You sack of shit! |
1953 | 01:20:04,300 | 01:20:06,467 | I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you. | I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you. |
1954 | 01:20:06,635 | 01:20:07,760 | And now I know why. | And now I know why. |
1955 | 01:20:07,845 | 01:20:11,139 | I'm gonna tell everybody in prison that I traveled back in time | I'm gonna tell everybody in prison that I traveled back in time |
1956 | 01:20:11,223 | 01:20:12,724 | to kill my own father! | to kill my own father! |
1957 | 01:20:12,850 | 01:20:14,767 | ADAM: Jacob, get off him. Come on! Time out, young man. | ADAM: Jacob, get off him. Come on! Time out, young man. |
1958 | 01:20:14,852 | 01:20:17,645 | Get the fuck off of me! You're a fucking dead man! | Get the fuck off of me! You're a fucking dead man! |
1959 | 01:20:17,730 | 01:20:18,771 | ADAM: Jacob! | ADAM: Jacob! |
1960 | 01:20:18,856 | 01:20:20,315 | Nobody fucks my mother in the past! | Nobody fucks my mother in the past! |
1961 | 01:20:20,399 | 01:20:22,191 | I feel pregnant. | I feel pregnant. |
1962 | 01:20:23,402 | 01:20:24,902 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
1963 | 01:20:31,619 | 01:20:32,994 | (CROWD EXCLAIMING) | (CROWD EXCLAIMING) |
1964 | 01:20:33,078 | 01:20:34,621 | You Commies looking for this? | You Commies looking for this? |
1965 | 01:20:34,705 | 01:20:35,913 | Yes, actually. Yes, we are. | Yes, actually. Yes, we are. |
1966 | 01:20:35,998 | 01:20:37,248 | That's what we're looking for. | That's what we're looking for. |
1967 | 01:20:37,333 | 01:20:38,583 | You think we could get that back? | You think we could get that back? |
1968 | 01:20:38,667 | 01:20:39,792 | No, you may not. | No, you may not. |
1969 | 01:20:39,877 | 01:20:42,962 | But bad news for you, sport. I'm a patriot. | But bad news for you, sport. I'm a patriot. |
1970 | 01:20:43,047 | 01:20:45,256 | And I'm not about to let some Ruskie fucks come into my town | And I'm not about to let some Ruskie fucks come into my town |
1971 | 01:20:45,341 | 01:20:47,925 | and blow shit up with some red-soda-can bomb. | and blow shit up with some red-soda-can bomb. |
1972 | 01:20:48,010 | 01:20:49,594 | Just give it to us, turtleneck. | Just give it to us, turtleneck. |
1973 | 01:20:49,678 | 01:20:52,096 | Yeah, okay, you can have it back. | Yeah, okay, you can have it back. |
1974 | 01:20:52,264 | 01:20:55,266 | As long as that sack over there comes and takes it from me. | As long as that sack over there comes and takes it from me. |
1975 | 01:20:56,435 | 01:20:58,019 | I think he's talking about you. He's talking about you. | I think he's talking about you. He's talking about you. |
1976 | 01:20:58,103 | 01:20:59,604 | He's obviously talking about me. | He's obviously talking about me. |
1977 | 01:21:02,983 | 01:21:04,317 | Blaine, hello. | Blaine, hello. |
1978 | 01:21:04,860 | 01:21:05,943 | Um... | Um... |
1979 | 01:21:06,278 | 01:21:08,196 | Can I please get the soda back? | Can I please get the soda back? |
1980 | 01:21:08,364 | 01:21:09,614 | Yeah, sure you can. | Yeah, sure you can. |
1981 | 01:21:10,616 | 01:21:11,616 | Oh. | Oh. |
1982 | 01:21:11,700 | 01:21:12,950 | Okay. | Okay. |
1983 | 01:21:13,077 | 01:21:14,160 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
1984 | 01:21:15,204 | 01:21:16,871 | Fuck me in the face. | Fuck me in the face. |
1985 | 01:21:16,955 | 01:21:18,623 | BOY: Get him a body bag, Blaine! | BOY: Get him a body bag, Blaine! |
1986 | 01:21:18,999 | 01:21:21,376 | Give us a minute, okay? Listen to me, man. | Give us a minute, okay? Listen to me, man. |
1987 | 01:21:21,794 | 01:21:26,464 | That guy, that guy has pummeled you again and again. | That guy, that guy has pummeled you again and again. |
1988 | 01:21:26,632 | 01:21:27,965 | He made you his little bitch. | He made you his little bitch. |
1989 | 01:21:28,133 | 01:21:30,677 | He's humiliated you, emasculated you. | He's humiliated you, emasculated you. |
1990 | 01:21:30,844 | 01:21:34,347 | The wheel of fate has stopped and dumped you here again, | The wheel of fate has stopped and dumped you here again, |
1991 | 01:21:34,431 | 01:21:35,723 | utterly defeated. | utterly defeated. |
1992 | 01:21:36,183 | 01:21:37,892 | None of this is helping me at all. | None of this is helping me at all. |
1993 | 01:21:37,976 | 01:21:39,519 | I know, it's coming. It's coming right now. | I know, it's coming. It's coming right now. |
1994 | 01:21:39,603 | 01:21:40,603 | Patience. | Patience. |
1995 | 01:21:40,688 | 01:21:42,438 | Maybe you're supposed to do something different. | Maybe you're supposed to do something different. |
1996 | 01:21:42,523 | 01:21:44,774 | What is this, girl talk? Let's go here, come on. | What is this, girl talk? Let's go here, come on. |
1997 | 01:21:44,858 | 01:21:46,317 | You're better than him. | You're better than him. |
1998 | 01:21:46,402 | 01:21:47,652 | America! | America! |
1999 | 01:21:47,736 | 01:21:49,821 | Maybe not by a lot, but a little. | Maybe not by a lot, but a little. |
2000 | 01:21:49,988 | 01:21:52,490 | You're the patron saint of the totally fucked. | You're the patron saint of the totally fucked. |
2001 | 01:21:52,658 | 01:21:56,160 | You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. | You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. |
2002 | 01:21:56,328 | 01:21:58,121 | You're the fucking Violator! | You're the fucking Violator! |
2003 | 01:21:58,205 | 01:21:59,747 | The moment's over. Let's go! | The moment's over. Let's go! |
2004 | 01:21:59,832 | 01:22:03,167 | You can do this! You can get us the fuck out of here! | You can do this! You can get us the fuck out of here! |
2005 | 01:22:03,335 | 01:22:04,836 | You can be the hero! | You can be the hero! |
2006 | 01:22:05,003 | 01:22:06,587 | Enrique-fucking-lglesias. | Enrique-fucking-lglesias. |
2007 | 01:22:06,672 | 01:22:08,089 | You love that song, don't you? | You love that song, don't you? |
2008 | 01:22:08,173 | 01:22:09,924 | I love that fucking song! | I love that fucking song! |
2009 | 01:22:10,008 | 01:22:11,843 | Give me your best shot. Come on, buddy. | Give me your best shot. Come on, buddy. |
2010 | 01:22:11,927 | 01:22:13,136 | (HERO PLAYING) | (HERO PLAYING) |
2011 | 01:22:13,220 | 01:22:16,139 | MAN: (SINGING) I can be your hero, baby | MAN: (SINGING) I can be your hero, baby |
2012 | 01:22:18,976 | 01:22:22,437 | I can kiss away the pain | I can kiss away the pain |
2013 | 01:22:25,107 | 01:22:28,901 | I will stand by you forever | I will stand by you forever |
2014 | 01:22:30,779 | 01:22:35,450 | You can take my breath away | You can take my breath away |
2015 | 01:22:36,368 | 01:22:37,785 | Shit. | Shit. |
2016 | 01:22:37,870 | 01:22:41,330 | God damn it! None of what you said worked at all. | God damn it! None of what you said worked at all. |
2017 | 01:22:42,207 | 01:22:44,167 | Let's kick these guys' ass, get the shit and go home. | Let's kick these guys' ass, get the shit and go home. |
2018 | 01:22:44,251 | 01:22:45,293 | Done. | Done. |
2019 | 01:22:45,377 | 01:22:46,711 | No, no! | No, no! |
2020 | 01:22:46,795 | 01:22:48,212 | (YELLING) | (YELLING) |
2021 | 01:22:54,762 | 01:22:57,263 | Fuck you! Feels so good! | Fuck you! Feels so good! |
2022 | 01:22:57,431 | 01:22:58,639 | The Chernobly. | The Chernobly. |
2023 | 01:23:06,148 | 01:23:08,566 | (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) | (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) |
2024 | 01:23:09,151 | 01:23:10,651 | (IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Martina Navratilova. | (IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Martina Navratilova. |
2025 | 01:23:10,736 | 01:23:12,069 | NICK: Smirnoff Ice. | NICK: Smirnoff Ice. |
2026 | 01:23:12,237 | 01:23:14,322 | (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) | (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) |
2027 | 01:23:14,406 | 01:23:16,365 | That's right, we are Russians! Spies. | That's right, we are Russians! Spies. |
2028 | 01:23:17,242 | 01:23:18,826 | Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian. | Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian. |
2029 | 01:23:18,911 | 01:23:21,579 | ADAM: He pulls that top, and this whole fucking place blows. | ADAM: He pulls that top, and this whole fucking place blows. |
2030 | 01:23:21,747 | 01:23:25,541 | You guys count backwards from 50, then pull up the carpet and jump around. | You guys count backwards from 50, then pull up the carpet and jump around. |
2031 | 01:23:25,709 | 01:23:27,251 | Or I'll fuck you up. | Or I'll fuck you up. |
2032 | 01:23:31,256 | 01:23:34,258 | Hi, Phil. Can we go back to the hotel, lodge? | Hi, Phil. Can we go back to the hotel, lodge? |
2033 | 01:23:34,426 | 01:23:36,093 | Sure. Thank you so much. | Sure. Thank you so much. |
2034 | 01:23:38,180 | 01:23:40,348 | Five, four, three... | Five, four, three... |
2035 | 01:23:40,432 | 01:23:42,808 | Blaine, please stop counting. | Blaine, please stop counting. |
2036 | 01:23:42,893 | 01:23:46,020 | Chaz, this is an Acorn 5 situation. | Chaz, this is an Acorn 5 situation. |
2037 | 01:23:46,104 | 01:23:48,481 | If we stop counting, they're gonna blow us sky-high. | If we stop counting, they're gonna blow us sky-high. |
2038 | 01:23:48,565 | 01:23:51,359 | Look, if it is a bomb, they've got it with them, all right? | Look, if it is a bomb, they've got it with them, all right? |
2039 | 01:23:51,443 | 01:23:52,693 | If anyone's gonna blow up, it's them. | If anyone's gonna blow up, it's them. |
2040 | 01:23:52,778 | 01:23:54,278 | Chaz, stop! | Chaz, stop! |
2041 | 01:23:55,948 | 01:23:57,406 | How long did our talking just take? | How long did our talking just take? |
2042 | 01:23:57,491 | 01:23:58,741 | I don't know. I wasn't keeping track. | I don't know. I wasn't keeping track. |
2043 | 01:23:58,825 | 01:24:00,785 | Fuck it, let's risk it! | Fuck it, let's risk it! |
2044 | 01:24:00,869 | 01:24:01,869 | Move out! | Move out! |
2045 | 01:24:02,412 | 01:24:04,997 | LOU: Now that you're with me, you gotta cover up your belly. | LOU: Now that you're with me, you gotta cover up your belly. |
2046 | 01:24:05,082 | 01:24:06,290 | NICK: Let's get the fuck out of here. | NICK: Let's get the fuck out of here. |
2047 | 01:24:06,375 | 01:24:08,251 | KELLY: What are you talking about? We only had sex once. | KELLY: What are you talking about? We only had sex once. |
2048 | 01:24:08,335 | 01:24:10,628 | Let's go. Come on. Kelly, you can talk about it later. | Let's go. Come on. Kelly, you can talk about it later. |
2049 | 01:24:10,712 | 01:24:11,712 | You guys are all right? | You guys are all right? |
2050 | 01:24:11,797 | 01:24:13,214 | ADAM: Thank you, Phil. Enjoyed it. | ADAM: Thank you, Phil. Enjoyed it. |
2051 | 01:24:13,298 | 01:24:15,466 | Have a good rest of your vacation. | Have a good rest of your vacation. |
2052 | 01:24:15,551 | 01:24:19,220 | We'd love to have you come back here to the Silver Peaks Lodge. | We'd love to have you come back here to the Silver Peaks Lodge. |
2053 | 01:24:19,304 | 01:24:21,389 | Thanks. Bye-bye. Thanks, Phil. Take care. | Thanks. Bye-bye. Thanks, Phil. Take care. |
2054 | 01:24:21,473 | 01:24:22,557 | Be careful. | Be careful. |
2055 | 01:24:22,641 | 01:24:23,599 | Hey, watch out! | Hey, watch out! |
2056 | 01:24:23,684 | 01:24:24,809 | (CAR HORN HONKING) | (CAR HORN HONKING) |
2057 | 01:24:26,061 | 01:24:28,563 | God, you guys see that? | God, you guys see that? |
2058 | 01:24:28,647 | 01:24:30,231 | Come on, man! | Come on, man! |
2059 | 01:24:30,315 | 01:24:32,066 | Why would you fucking take that from me? | Why would you fucking take that from me? |
2060 | 01:24:32,150 | 01:24:33,859 | I didn't take it from you. | I didn't take it from you. |
2061 | 01:24:33,944 | 01:24:35,278 | You guys... | You guys... |
2062 | 01:24:36,321 | 01:24:37,655 | KELLY: Oh, my God! (ALL SCREAMING) | KELLY: Oh, my God! (ALL SCREAMING) |
2063 | 01:24:37,739 | 01:24:40,575 | It happened! It happened! | It happened! It happened! |
2064 | 01:24:44,871 | 01:24:47,999 | Why the fuck are you laughing? Gross! | Why the fuck are you laughing? Gross! |
2065 | 01:24:50,836 | 01:24:52,962 | Man down, man down! Code 11. | Man down, man down! Code 11. |
2066 | 01:24:53,046 | 01:24:55,840 | All right, everybody grab your gear, we gotta move! | All right, everybody grab your gear, we gotta move! |
2067 | 01:24:57,843 | 01:24:59,176 | Later, Kelly. | Later, Kelly. |
2068 | 01:24:59,761 | 01:25:02,221 | Bye, Mom. Love you. Don't do drugs, okay? | Bye, Mom. Love you. Don't do drugs, okay? |
2069 | 01:25:02,306 | 01:25:03,723 | Hey, bye. | Hey, bye. |
2070 | 01:25:04,975 | 01:25:06,100 | Aren't you coming to my room with me? | Aren't you coming to my room with me? |
2071 | 01:25:06,184 | 01:25:07,226 | No, I gotta take my clothes off | No, I gotta take my clothes off |
2072 | 01:25:07,311 | 01:25:09,103 | and get in a hot tub with these guys. | and get in a hot tub with these guys. |
2073 | 01:25:09,521 | 01:25:10,771 | Then I'm totally over you. | Then I'm totally over you. |
2074 | 01:25:10,856 | 01:25:12,857 | Kelly, listen. It's been an interesting trip. | Kelly, listen. It's been an interesting trip. |
2075 | 01:25:12,941 | 01:25:15,234 | You're my sister and I love you. | You're my sister and I love you. |
2076 | 01:25:15,569 | 01:25:17,194 | I love you, too. | I love you, too. |
2077 | 01:25:17,446 | 01:25:19,697 | And don't steal that Caboodle makeup thing from JCPenney | And don't steal that Caboodle makeup thing from JCPenney |
2078 | 01:25:19,781 | 01:25:21,073 | and you won't do any hard time. | and you won't do any hard time. |
2079 | 01:25:21,158 | 01:25:22,742 | I'll see you in 20 years. | I'll see you in 20 years. |
2080 | 01:25:23,035 | 01:25:25,703 | Uh. You're giving me a ride in the morning, right? | Uh. You're giving me a ride in the morning, right? |
2081 | 01:25:28,707 | 01:25:30,082 | Hallelujah! | Hallelujah! |
2082 | 01:25:31,293 | 01:25:32,793 | Cannonball! | Cannonball! |
2083 | 01:25:35,380 | 01:25:37,548 | Yeah! Let's get this party started! | Yeah! Let's get this party started! |
2084 | 01:25:38,050 | 01:25:39,467 | Young blood. | Young blood. |
2085 | 01:25:43,388 | 01:25:44,388 | Holy shit! (THUNDER RUMBLING) | Holy shit! (THUNDER RUMBLING) |
2086 | 01:25:44,473 | 01:25:45,640 | ADAM: Hey, look, it's happening. | ADAM: Hey, look, it's happening. |
2087 | 01:25:46,058 | 01:25:47,516 | Here it comes! | Here it comes! |
2088 | 01:25:50,062 | 01:25:52,855 | Hurry up. I can see the '90s. | Hurry up. I can see the '90s. |
2089 | 01:25:52,939 | 01:25:54,565 | Why are you taking off your clothes? | Why are you taking off your clothes? |
2090 | 01:25:54,650 | 01:25:56,817 | I don't know, man. It just feels right, you know? | I don't know, man. It just feels right, you know? |
2091 | 01:25:56,902 | 01:25:58,027 | Fuck it. | Fuck it. |
2092 | 01:25:58,236 | 01:26:02,156 | Adam! Adam! I'm not gonna go! | Adam! Adam! I'm not gonna go! |
2093 | 01:26:02,741 | 01:26:04,617 | What? I'm gonna stay! | What? I'm gonna stay! |
2094 | 01:26:04,701 | 01:26:06,744 | Don't fuck around, Lou. Let's go! | Don't fuck around, Lou. Let's go! |
2095 | 01:26:07,245 | 01:26:08,996 | I'm good here, man. | I'm good here, man. |
2096 | 01:26:09,081 | 01:26:12,750 | I had a good day! I beat the shit out of that guy, finally! | I had a good day! I beat the shit out of that guy, finally! |
2097 | 01:26:13,001 | 01:26:14,502 | I fucked your sister! | I fucked your sister! |
2098 | 01:26:14,920 | 01:26:16,712 | I could be a good dad! | I could be a good dad! |
2099 | 01:26:16,797 | 01:26:18,506 | I love you, Jacob! | I love you, Jacob! |
2100 | 01:26:18,590 | 01:26:20,091 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
2101 | 01:26:20,175 | 01:26:21,300 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
2102 | 01:26:21,385 | 01:26:24,804 | Little scamp. They say the damndest things, man. | Little scamp. They say the damndest things, man. |
2103 | 01:26:24,888 | 01:26:27,765 | Come on, Lou, let's go! We'll talk about it when we get home! | Come on, Lou, let's go! We'll talk about it when we get home! |
2104 | 01:26:28,100 | 01:26:30,393 | I was trying to kill myself! | I was trying to kill myself! |
2105 | 01:26:33,021 | 01:26:35,314 | I know, man. That's why we came here! | I know, man. That's why we came here! |
2106 | 01:26:35,399 | 01:26:40,152 | If I go back, I'm just gonna kill myself all over again, man. | If I go back, I'm just gonna kill myself all over again, man. |
2107 | 01:26:40,237 | 01:26:42,113 | I can't. You're gonna stay? | I can't. You're gonna stay? |
2108 | 01:26:42,364 | 01:26:43,948 | JACOB: Guys, let's go. | JACOB: Guys, let's go. |
2109 | 01:26:44,032 | 01:26:45,700 | All right, well, if you're gonna stay, I'm gonna stay! | All right, well, if you're gonna stay, I'm gonna stay! |
2110 | 01:26:45,784 | 01:26:47,326 | You'd really do that for me? | You'd really do that for me? |
2111 | 01:26:47,411 | 01:26:50,287 | We're best friends! If you're staying, I'm staying! | We're best friends! If you're staying, I'm staying! |
2112 | 01:26:50,372 | 01:26:52,164 | Your bullshit's my bullshit, right? | Your bullshit's my bullshit, right? |
2113 | 01:26:52,541 | 01:26:54,125 | I'm your best friend? | I'm your best friend? |
2114 | 01:26:54,209 | 01:26:56,168 | You are one of my best friends! | You are one of my best friends! |
2115 | 01:26:56,253 | 01:26:57,211 | I'll take that! | I'll take that! |
2116 | 01:26:57,295 | 01:26:58,587 | NICK: Where you going on me? | NICK: Where you going on me? |
2117 | 01:26:58,672 | 01:26:59,755 | Thank you! | Thank you! |
2118 | 01:26:59,840 | 01:27:01,048 | JACOB: Oh, my God! | JACOB: Oh, my God! |
2119 | 01:27:01,675 | 01:27:03,551 | All right, man. Come on! | All right, man. Come on! |
2120 | 01:27:10,475 | 01:27:12,143 | (ALL YELLING) | (ALL YELLING) |
2121 | 01:27:39,463 | 01:27:40,546 | (ALL COUGHING) | (ALL COUGHING) |
2122 | 01:27:47,095 | 01:27:48,512 | JACOB: Holy shit. | JACOB: Holy shit. |
2123 | 01:27:48,930 | 01:27:51,682 | This better be the last time my ass travels through time. | This better be the last time my ass travels through time. |
2124 | 01:28:13,371 | 01:28:14,413 | Oh... | Oh... |
2125 | 01:28:15,123 | 01:28:17,291 | It is so good to see you. | It is so good to see you. |
2126 | 01:28:19,628 | 01:28:20,920 | LOU: Are we rolling? | LOU: Are we rolling? |
2127 | 01:28:21,880 | 01:28:24,048 | Welcome back, bitches! | Welcome back, bitches! |
2128 | 01:28:24,216 | 01:28:25,382 | Is that Lou? | Is that Lou? |
2129 | 01:28:25,550 | 01:28:27,968 | What took you so long? All right, zoom out. | What took you so long? All right, zoom out. |
2130 | 01:28:28,053 | 01:28:29,553 | JACOB: Yeah, that's a weird hair choice. | JACOB: Yeah, that's a weird hair choice. |
2131 | 01:28:29,638 | 01:28:32,223 | Uh-oh. Look what Daddy did. | Uh-oh. Look what Daddy did. |
2132 | 01:28:32,474 | 01:28:33,557 | He looks like a lion. | He looks like a lion. |
2133 | 01:28:34,726 | 01:28:36,811 | Oh, hi. Didn't see you there. | Oh, hi. Didn't see you there. |
2134 | 01:28:37,729 | 01:28:38,729 | Here's a question. | Here's a question. |
2135 | 01:28:38,814 | 01:28:41,816 | Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future | Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future |
2136 | 01:28:41,900 | 01:28:43,651 | for personal financial gain? | for personal financial gain? |
2137 | 01:28:43,735 | 01:28:45,069 | Perhaps. | Perhaps. |
2138 | 01:28:45,153 | 01:28:46,695 | Here's another question. | Here's another question. |
2139 | 01:28:46,780 | 01:28:48,280 | Do I give a fuck? | Do I give a fuck? |
2140 | 01:28:48,365 | 01:28:49,406 | That's my father. | That's my father. |
2141 | 01:28:49,491 | 01:28:51,659 | LOU: Hey, check out my girl. | LOU: Hey, check out my girl. |
2142 | 01:28:51,743 | 01:28:53,494 | You burned the fucking crab cakes again. | You burned the fucking crab cakes again. |
2143 | 01:28:53,578 | 01:28:57,039 | LOU: No, I didn't burn them because I like them that way! | LOU: No, I didn't burn them because I like them that way! |
2144 | 01:28:57,123 | 01:28:59,083 | I fucking hate you, Louis. | I fucking hate you, Louis. |
2145 | 01:28:59,167 | 01:29:00,501 | LOU: I hate you, too, baby. | LOU: I hate you, too, baby. |
2146 | 01:29:01,419 | 01:29:03,003 | I love that woman, man. | I love that woman, man. |
2147 | 01:29:03,088 | 01:29:04,630 | Those are my parents. | Those are my parents. |
2148 | 01:29:04,714 | 01:29:06,507 | But seriously, a lot has changed. | But seriously, a lot has changed. |
2149 | 01:29:06,591 | 01:29:10,636 | So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm. | So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm. |
2150 | 01:29:11,429 | 01:29:12,847 | It'll all make sense soon. | It'll all make sense soon. |
2151 | 01:29:13,098 | 01:29:14,265 | (KNOCKING AT DOOR) | (KNOCKING AT DOOR) |
2152 | 01:29:22,816 | 01:29:23,858 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
2153 | 01:29:23,942 | 01:29:26,193 | Holy shit, Phil, you got both your arms. | Holy shit, Phil, you got both your arms. |
2154 | 01:29:26,278 | 01:29:28,112 | Oh. Yeah, I do. | Oh. Yeah, I do. |
2155 | 01:29:28,196 | 01:29:29,363 | That's incredible. | That's incredible. |
2156 | 01:29:29,447 | 01:29:32,741 | Yeah, what happened was a snowplow came along | Yeah, what happened was a snowplow came along |
2157 | 01:29:32,826 | 01:29:34,535 | and it took my arm right off. | and it took my arm right off. |
2158 | 01:29:34,619 | 01:29:37,454 | But the ski patrol came along and they put it on ice. | But the ski patrol came along and they put it on ice. |
2159 | 01:29:37,539 | 01:29:39,832 | Blaine and Chaz. Blaine and Chaz saved his arm! | Blaine and Chaz. Blaine and Chaz saved his arm! |
2160 | 01:29:39,916 | 01:29:42,042 | We got 15 minutes before that thing dies, all right. | We got 15 minutes before that thing dies, all right. |
2161 | 01:29:42,127 | 01:29:43,586 | We're gonna put that back on you! | We're gonna put that back on you! |
2162 | 01:29:43,670 | 01:29:45,254 | PHIL: I'm pretty happy. | PHIL: I'm pretty happy. |
2163 | 01:29:45,338 | 01:29:46,380 | It looks great. | It looks great. |
2164 | 01:29:46,464 | 01:29:48,883 | Anyhow, I have instructions on how to get home. | Anyhow, I have instructions on how to get home. |
2165 | 01:29:48,967 | 01:29:50,259 | We know how to get home. | We know how to get home. |
2166 | 01:29:50,343 | 01:29:51,719 | Yeah. We know... | Yeah. We know... |
2167 | 01:29:51,803 | 01:29:54,638 | Mr. Dorchen anticipated that you might say that, | Mr. Dorchen anticipated that you might say that, |
2168 | 01:29:54,764 | 01:29:57,600 | so I took the liberty of printing up some Lougle maps for you. | so I took the liberty of printing up some Lougle maps for you. |
2169 | 01:29:57,809 | 01:29:59,560 | You mean "Google"? PHIL: Lougle maps. | You mean "Google"? PHIL: Lougle maps. |
2170 | 01:29:59,644 | 01:30:01,770 | What's the matter with you guys? | What's the matter with you guys? |
2171 | 01:30:01,855 | 01:30:03,314 | (LAUGHING) | (LAUGHING) |
2172 | 01:30:05,150 | 01:30:06,275 | NICK: Fuck me. | NICK: Fuck me. |
2173 | 01:30:06,359 | 01:30:09,403 | So, Phil, if you wanna find, you know, like porno | So, Phil, if you wanna find, you know, like porno |
2174 | 01:30:09,487 | 01:30:12,281 | or a restaurant review or anything like that, you use Lougle? | or a restaurant review or anything like that, you use Lougle? |
2175 | 01:30:12,532 | 01:30:13,699 | Correct. | Correct. |
2176 | 01:30:13,992 | 01:30:16,160 | I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too. | I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too. |
2177 | 01:30:20,498 | 01:30:22,124 | You want me to go in there? | You want me to go in there? |
2178 | 01:30:22,208 | 01:30:24,460 | NICK: That's what it says on the map. | NICK: That's what it says on the map. |
2179 | 01:30:27,047 | 01:30:28,255 | Call me later. | Call me later. |
2180 | 01:30:31,009 | 01:30:32,134 | Hello. | Hello. |
2181 | 01:30:36,806 | 01:30:38,891 | Welcome back, Mr. Webber. How was your time away? | Welcome back, Mr. Webber. How was your time away? |
2182 | 01:30:40,685 | 01:30:41,810 | Uh... | Uh... |
2183 | 01:30:43,647 | 01:30:46,732 | Hey, how was the trip? | Hey, how was the trip? |
2184 | 01:30:47,025 | 01:30:50,110 | (ONCE IN A LIFETIME PLAYING) | (ONCE IN A LIFETIME PLAYING) |
2185 | 01:30:51,529 | 01:30:52,696 | Good. | Good. |
2186 | 01:30:53,031 | 01:30:55,157 | MAN: (SINGING) Letting the days go by | MAN: (SINGING) Letting the days go by |
2187 | 01:30:55,241 | 01:30:57,326 | Let the water hold me down | Let the water hold me down |
2188 | 01:30:57,410 | 01:30:59,286 | Letting the days go by | Letting the days go by |
2189 | 01:30:59,371 | 01:31:01,455 | Water flowing underground | Water flowing underground |
2190 | 01:31:01,539 | 01:31:03,499 | Into the blue again | Into the blue again |
2191 | 01:31:03,583 | 01:31:05,459 | After the money's gone | After the money's gone |
2192 | 01:31:05,543 | 01:31:07,503 | Once in a lifetime | Once in a lifetime |
2193 | 01:31:07,587 | 01:31:10,339 | Water flowing underground | Water flowing underground |
2194 | 01:31:10,423 | 01:31:11,715 | Motherfucker. | Motherfucker. |
2195 | 01:31:12,884 | 01:31:14,051 | Nick? | Nick? |
2196 | 01:31:14,511 | 01:31:17,721 | Baby, how was your weekend? I wasn't expecting you today. | Baby, how was your weekend? I wasn't expecting you today. |
2197 | 01:31:19,599 | 01:31:22,559 | Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you. | Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you. |
2198 | 01:31:22,894 | 01:31:25,688 | I know about what you did with a guy named Steve. | I know about what you did with a guy named Steve. |
2199 | 01:31:26,898 | 01:31:29,608 | Steve? Our receptionist? | Steve? Our receptionist? |
2200 | 01:31:29,776 | 01:31:31,735 | That Tyrese-looking motherfucker out there? | That Tyrese-looking motherfucker out there? |
2201 | 01:31:31,903 | 01:31:35,072 | Baby, wait a minute. What are you talking about? | Baby, wait a minute. What are you talking about? |
2202 | 01:31:35,240 | 01:31:36,824 | You think I'm fooling around? | You think I'm fooling around? |
2203 | 01:31:36,908 | 01:31:39,702 | First of all, I would never screw around. | First of all, I would never screw around. |
2204 | 01:31:40,078 | 01:31:43,789 | And you remember I told you about that crazy wrong number I got when I was nine. | And you remember I told you about that crazy wrong number I got when I was nine. |
2205 | 01:31:43,873 | 01:31:45,374 | That man was so... I love you, Courtney. | That man was so... I love you, Courtney. |
2206 | 01:31:45,458 | 01:31:47,167 | I love you so much. | I love you so much. |
2207 | 01:31:47,252 | 01:31:49,378 | I love you, too, Nick Webber. | I love you, too, Nick Webber. |
2208 | 01:31:50,088 | 01:31:51,296 | Nick Webber? | Nick Webber? |
2209 | 01:31:52,090 | 01:31:53,257 | That's your name. | That's your name. |
2210 | 01:31:54,384 | 01:31:56,093 | Yeah, it is my name. | Yeah, it is my name. |
2211 | 01:31:56,678 | 01:31:57,678 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
2212 | 01:31:57,762 | 01:31:59,930 | You know my name. Say it again. | You know my name. Say it again. |
2213 | 01:32:00,015 | 01:32:01,181 | Nick | Nick |
2214 | 01:32:01,266 | 01:32:02,683 | Webber. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. | Webber. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. |
2215 | 01:32:03,727 | 01:32:05,602 | Grab that. I'll take this one. | Grab that. I'll take this one. |
2216 | 01:32:06,104 | 01:32:07,896 | Hey, Mom. I made you a drink. | Hey, Mom. I made you a drink. |
2217 | 01:32:08,189 | 01:32:09,690 | Is there alcohol in that? | Is there alcohol in that? |
2218 | 01:32:09,774 | 01:32:11,442 | Yeah, I believe there's still alcohol in scotch. | Yeah, I believe there's still alcohol in scotch. |
2219 | 01:32:13,486 | 01:32:14,987 | Talk about your lost weekend, huh? | Talk about your lost weekend, huh? |
2220 | 01:32:15,071 | 01:32:16,947 | I know, right? Man. | I know, right? Man. |
2221 | 01:32:17,657 | 01:32:19,658 | Hey, family. | Hey, family. |
2222 | 01:32:20,952 | 01:32:22,578 | What are you faggots talking about? | What are you faggots talking about? |
2223 | 01:32:22,746 | 01:32:24,621 | My two handsome men. | My two handsome men. |
2224 | 01:32:24,789 | 01:32:26,707 | Let me get you another drink, Dad. | Let me get you another drink, Dad. |
2225 | 01:32:27,459 | 01:32:29,084 | Daddy's little buddy. | Daddy's little buddy. |
2226 | 01:32:30,795 | 01:32:32,421 | You know what I can't believe? | You know what I can't believe? |
2227 | 01:32:32,797 | 01:32:34,423 | I can't believe we're all here. | I can't believe we're all here. |
2228 | 01:32:34,591 | 01:32:36,133 | I can't believe we all made it. | I can't believe we all made it. |
2229 | 01:32:36,634 | 01:32:37,801 | Made it together. | Made it together. |
2230 | 01:32:38,136 | 01:32:39,470 | A toast. APRIL: A toast. | A toast. APRIL: A toast. |
2231 | 01:32:39,554 | 01:32:41,889 | Approximately three days ago, or 20 years, | Approximately three days ago, or 20 years, |
2232 | 01:32:41,973 | 01:32:44,808 | depending on your understanding of the time-space continuum, Jacob, | depending on your understanding of the time-space continuum, Jacob, |
2233 | 01:32:45,852 | 01:32:48,520 | sitting here with you guys would have been my worst nightmare. | sitting here with you guys would have been my worst nightmare. |
2234 | 01:32:48,605 | 01:32:49,855 | It's true. | It's true. |
2235 | 01:32:49,939 | 01:32:51,774 | But I can honestly say right now | But I can honestly say right now |
2236 | 01:32:52,233 | 01:32:56,070 | I'm very happy to be right here in this moment with you, | I'm very happy to be right here in this moment with you, |
2237 | 01:32:56,446 | 01:32:57,988 | my best friends. APRIL: Hear, hear. | my best friends. APRIL: Hear, hear. |
2238 | 01:32:58,073 | 01:32:59,114 | To friends. | To friends. |
2239 | 01:32:59,199 | 01:33:00,240 | And family. | And family. |
2240 | 01:33:00,700 | 01:33:01,825 | ADAM: All right. Cheers! | ADAM: All right. Cheers! |
2241 | 01:33:01,993 | 01:33:03,368 | To past, present and future. | To past, present and future. |
2242 | 01:33:03,661 | 01:33:05,412 | ALL: Cheers! | ALL: Cheers! |
2243 | 01:33:05,497 | 01:33:06,455 | JACOB: So, "Lougle," huh? | JACOB: So, "Lougle," huh? |
2244 | 01:33:06,539 | 01:33:07,581 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
2245 | 01:33:07,665 | 01:33:11,001 | Lougle. Just this multibillion-dollar thing I did for a while. | Lougle. Just this multibillion-dollar thing I did for a while. |
2246 | 01:33:11,795 | 01:33:15,005 | My real passion's music, though. So pissed the band broke up. | My real passion's music, though. So pissed the band broke up. |
2247 | 01:33:15,173 | 01:33:17,508 | Band? What band were you ever in? | Band? What band were you ever in? |
2248 | 01:33:18,468 | 01:33:20,552 | (HOME SWEET HOME PLAYING) | (HOME SWEET HOME PLAYING) |
2249 | 01:33:29,312 | 01:33:32,689 | (SINGING) You know I'm a dreamer | (SINGING) You know I'm a dreamer |
2250 | 01:33:32,857 | 01:33:36,068 | But my heart's of gold | But my heart's of gold |
2251 | 01:33:36,319 | 01:33:39,279 | I had to run away high | I had to run away high |
2252 | 01:33:39,364 | 01:33:41,907 | So I wouldn't come home low | So I wouldn't come home low |
2253 | 01:33:42,033 | 01:33:45,119 | Just when things went right | Just when things went right |
2254 | 01:33:45,203 | 01:33:48,122 | Doesn't mean they were always wrong | Doesn't mean they were always wrong |
2255 | 01:33:48,456 | 01:33:52,668 | Just take this song and you'll never feel | Just take this song and you'll never feel |
2256 | 01:33:52,836 | 01:33:54,711 | Left all alone | Left all alone |
2257 | 01:33:54,796 | 01:33:57,840 | Take me to your heart | Take me to your heart |
2258 | 01:33:58,174 | 01:34:00,801 | Feel me in your bones | Feel me in your bones |
2259 | 01:34:00,885 | 01:34:03,178 | Just one more night | Just one more night |
2260 | 01:34:03,263 | 01:34:07,850 | And I'm coming off this long and winding road | And I'm coming off this long and winding road |
2261 | 01:34:10,854 | 01:34:16,525 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
2262 | 01:34:16,609 | 01:34:20,070 | Home sweet home | Home sweet home |
2263 | 01:34:21,072 | 01:34:23,323 | Tonight, tonight | Tonight, tonight |
2264 | 01:34:23,491 | 01:34:28,996 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
2265 | 01:34:29,205 | 01:34:32,249 | Home sweet home | Home sweet home |
2266 | 01:34:35,920 | 01:34:38,881 | You know that I've seen | You know that I've seen |
2267 | 01:34:39,048 | 01:34:41,675 | Too many romantic dreams | Too many romantic dreams |
2268 | 01:34:42,510 | 01:34:43,927 | Up in lights | Up in lights |
2269 | 01:34:44,012 | 01:34:47,723 | falling off the silver screen | falling off the silver screen |
2270 | 01:34:48,391 | 01:34:50,851 | My heart's like an open book | My heart's like an open book |
2271 | 01:34:51,269 | 01:34:54,062 | For the whole world to read | For the whole world to read |
2272 | 01:34:54,522 | 01:34:58,692 | Sometimes nothing keeps me together | Sometimes nothing keeps me together |
2273 | 01:34:58,776 | 01:35:00,527 | at the seams | at the seams |
2274 | 01:35:00,612 | 01:35:06,533 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
2275 | 01:35:06,618 | 01:35:10,370 | Home sweet home | Home sweet home |
2276 | 01:35:11,456 | 01:35:12,706 | Yeah | Yeah |
2277 | 01:35:13,625 | 01:35:16,126 | I'm on my way | I'm on my way |
2278 | 01:35:16,294 | 01:35:18,962 | Just set me free | Just set me free |
2279 | 01:35:19,130 | 01:35:24,134 | Home sweet home | Home sweet home |
2280 | 01:40:33,819 | 01:40:34,819 | English - US - PSDH | English - US - PSDH |