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2 00:00:15,082 00:00:17,816 [acoustic guitar] [acoustic guitar]
3 00:00:31,499 00:00:34,266 Oh, yeah. Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh!
4 00:00:34,335 00:00:36,769 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
5 00:00:36,837 00:00:38,270 That's it. That's it.
6 00:00:38,339 00:00:39,339 Quit it, Clay! Quit it, Clay!
7 00:00:39,373 00:00:41,507 And did I say you could touch my tits? And did I say you could touch my tits?
8 00:00:41,575 00:00:43,042 No means no. No means no.
9 00:00:43,110 00:00:44,943 Yeah, you didn't say "no." Yeah, you didn't say "no."
10 00:00:45,012 00:00:47,579 Well, I was thinking it. Well, I was thinking it.
11 00:00:47,648 00:00:49,181 Sweetie, you got it all wrong. Sweetie, you got it all wrong.
12 00:00:49,250 00:00:53,252 Your consent is my aphrodisiac. Your consent is my aphrodisiac.
13 00:00:53,320 00:00:55,921 Here, drink more. Here, drink more.
14 00:00:55,990 00:00:58,223 Look, I don't wanna force you to do anything Look, I don't wanna force you to do anything
15 00:00:58,292 00:00:59,992 you don't want to do, okay? you don't want to do, okay?
16 00:01:00,061 00:01:02,795 I'm just sayin' I'm—— I'm going to college tomorrow. I'm just sayin' I'm—— I'm going to college tomorrow.
17 00:01:02,863 00:01:05,931 You know? And I may never see you again. You know? And I may never see you again.
18 00:01:06,000 00:01:07,633 And that hurts. And that hurts.
19 00:01:07,701 00:01:10,502 We just met tonight. We just met tonight.
20 00:01:10,571 00:01:11,804 Yeah. You see, this is fate. Yeah. You see, this is fate.
21 00:01:11,872 00:01:14,973 [scoffs] Men will say anything to get off. [scoffs] Men will say anything to get off.
22 00:01:15,042 00:01:18,710 Hey, what I'm feeling now with you is very, very real. Hey, what I'm feeling now with you is very, very real.
23 00:01:18,779 00:01:20,045 I don't feel so good. I don't feel so good.
24 00:01:20,114 00:01:22,915 Oh, baby, you gotta relax. Oh, baby, you gotta relax.
25 00:01:22,983 00:01:26,885 Don't worry; I'm a feminist. Don't worry; I'm a feminist.
26 00:01:26,954 00:01:29,054 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
27 00:01:29,123 00:01:31,190 [retching] [retching]
28 00:01:34,728 00:01:36,595 [rock] [rock]
29 00:01:36,664 00:01:39,565 Yeah. Yeah.
30 00:01:39,633 00:01:42,234 A bright—eyed girl in hand—me—downs A bright—eyed girl in hand—me—downs
31 00:01:42,303 00:01:44,603 Whose name I never could pronounce Whose name I never could pronounce
32 00:01:44,672 00:01:47,606 Said, pity please the ones who serve Said, pity please the ones who serve
33 00:01:47,675 00:01:50,609 They only get what they deserve They only get what they deserve
34 00:01:52,780 00:01:55,881 The rich—relationed hometown queen The rich—relationed hometown queen
35 00:01:55,950 00:01:58,350 Marries into what she needs Marries into what she needs
36 00:01:58,419 00:02:00,886 A guarantee of company A guarantee of company
37 00:02:00,955 00:02:03,989 And haven for the elderly And haven for the elderly
38 00:02:06,160 00:02:09,027 Remember those who win the game Remember those who win the game
39 00:02:09,096 00:02:11,797 Lose the love they sought to gain Lose the love they sought to gain
40 00:02:11,866 00:02:14,299 In debentures of quality In debentures of quality
41 00:02:14,368 00:02:16,768 And dubious integrity And dubious integrity
42 00:02:16,837 00:02:19,538 Their small—town eyes will gape at you Their small—town eyes will gape at you
43 00:02:19,607 00:02:24,209 In dull surprise when payments due In dull surprise when payments due
44 00:02:24,278 00:02:29,348 Exceeds accounts received at 17 Exceeds accounts received at 17
45 00:02:34,288 00:02:35,120 Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
46 00:02:35,189 00:02:36,889 Here, let me help you. Here, let me help you.
47 00:02:36,957 00:02:38,824 Oh... ssshit. [crash] Oh... ssshit. [crash]
48 00:02:38,893 00:02:40,159 [Girl screams] Fuck! [Girl screams] Fuck!
49 00:02:40,227 00:02:41,360 Dick! Dick!
50 00:02:41,428 00:02:43,462 And those whose names were never called And those whose names were never called
51 00:02:43,531 00:02:46,532 When choosing sides at basketball When choosing sides at basketball
52 00:02:46,600 00:02:49,968 Ground rules, Matt: you don't touch my shit, Ground rules, Matt: you don't touch my shit,
53 00:02:50,037 00:02:52,838 you don't drink my beer, you don't smoke my stash. you don't drink my beer, you don't smoke my stash.
54 00:02:52,907 00:02:55,440 Oh, if you come back on up to the room Oh, if you come back on up to the room
55 00:02:55,509 00:02:58,210 and you hear the reggae music playin', and you hear the reggae music playin',
56 00:02:58,279 00:03:02,581 I'll be plowin' some snatch, so back the fuckoff! I'll be plowin' some snatch, so back the fuckoff!
57 00:03:02,650 00:03:04,449 How's it goin', guys? How's it goin', guys?
58 00:03:04,518 00:03:05,851 What up, faggot? What up, faggot?
59 00:03:05,920 00:03:07,419 [farts] [farts]
60 00:03:07,488 00:03:10,522 Yeah. Okay, then. Yeah. Okay, then.
61 00:03:12,893 00:03:14,226 [Woman] See that porch? [Woman] See that porch?
62 00:03:14,328 00:03:17,129 That's where your father pinned me 20 years ago. That's where your father pinned me 20 years ago.
63 00:03:17,198 00:03:18,897 Lord, was he handsome! Lord, was he handsome!
64 00:03:18,966 00:03:20,365 Mmm! Mmm!
65 00:03:20,434 00:03:21,611 And then, just two years later, And then, just two years later,
66 00:03:21,635 00:03:23,802 he proposed to me right on this step. he proposed to me right on this step.
67 00:03:23,871 00:03:25,404 Impotent prick. Impotent prick.
68 00:03:25,472 00:03:27,539 Mother, boundaries, please. Mother, boundaries, please.
69 00:03:27,608 00:03:28,608 Oh, please. Oh, please.
70 00:03:28,676 00:03:31,944 Your father ran off with a nutritionist. Your father ran off with a nutritionist.
71 00:03:32,012 00:03:33,256 He won't pay for your education, He won't pay for your education,
72 00:03:33,280 00:03:34,913 he owes me ten grand in alimony, he owes me ten grand in alimony,
73 00:03:34,982 00:03:38,550 and he was about as sexually stimulating as CNN. and he was about as sexually stimulating as CNN.
74 00:03:38,619 00:03:40,586 He's a worthless, flaccid prick! He's a worthless, flaccid prick!
75 00:03:40,654 00:03:41,787 [sighs] God. [sighs] God.
76 00:03:41,855 00:03:44,122 You know, I never had an orgasm with him, ever. You know, I never had an orgasm with him, ever.
77 00:03:44,191 00:03:45,958 Ew! Ew!
78 00:03:46,026 00:03:48,927 Thank God we got this Tau Sorority scholarship Thank God we got this Tau Sorority scholarship
79 00:03:48,996 00:03:53,065 and the National Chapter said you can live here for free. and the National Chapter said you can live here for free.
80 00:03:53,133 00:03:55,801 You know, I could've done the Work—Study Program You know, I could've done the Work—Study Program
81 00:03:55,869 00:03:57,336 or even gotten a job. or even gotten a job.
82 00:03:57,404 00:03:59,938 A job? Please. A job? Please.
83 00:04:00,007 00:04:01,540 Mom, there are plenty of things Mom, there are plenty of things
84 00:04:01,609 00:04:03,475 someone like me could do. someone like me could do.
85 00:04:03,544 00:04:06,411 Such as? Such as?
86 00:04:06,480 00:04:11,583 Honey, you are an 18—year—old former prom queen. Honey, you are an 18—year—old former prom queen.
87 00:04:11,652 00:04:15,721 You're thinking of skipping college to become a waitress? You're thinking of skipping college to become a waitress?
88 00:04:15,789 00:04:18,190 That's a goddamned country song. That's a goddamned country song.
89 00:04:19,193 00:04:21,293 Mrs. Paul? Mrs. Paul?
90 00:04:21,362 00:04:24,896 Serena Smithson, president of the Taus. Serena Smithson, president of the Taus.
91 00:04:26,300 00:04:30,002 And you must be Amanda. And you must be Amanda.
92 00:04:30,070 00:04:32,638 Stunning. Stunning.
93 00:04:34,742 00:04:36,308 All right. All right.
94 00:04:36,377 00:04:38,410 You're Malcolm Woods, right? You're Malcolm Woods, right?
95 00:04:38,479 00:04:40,145 Hey, I'm your roommate! I'm Clay Adams! Hey, I'm your roommate! I'm Clay Adams!
96 00:04:40,214 00:04:42,214 Nice to meet you, man! Nice to meet you, man!
97 00:04:42,283 00:04:44,216 I see you took the right side of the room. I see you took the right side of the room.
98 00:04:44,285 00:04:45,751 Looks like a great side. Looks like a great side.
99 00:04:45,819 00:04:47,119 I'm psyched to be here, man! I'm psyched to be here, man!
100 00:04:47,187 00:04:49,221 You wanna go get some, uh—— some food? You wanna go get some, uh—— some food?
101 00:04:51,158 00:04:52,958 Jesus hates me. Jesus hates me.
102 00:04:59,767 00:05:01,767 [sighs] [sighs]
103 00:05:08,275 00:05:09,441 Gross. Gross.
104 00:05:09,510 00:05:11,410 You know, I was wondering when I would run into You know, I was wondering when I would run into
105 00:05:11,478 00:05:13,245 some other loser from high school. some other loser from high school.
106 00:05:13,314 00:05:15,814 And of course, it had to be you. And of course, it had to be you.
107 00:05:15,883 00:05:17,382 Ugh! Ugh!
108 00:05:17,451 00:05:19,918 Marjorie, why do you look so weird? Marjorie, why do you look so weird?
109 00:05:19,987 00:05:22,387 'Cause I'm a lesbian now, asshole. 'Cause I'm a lesbian now, asshole.
110 00:05:22,456 00:05:25,190 So you could just forget about us getting back together. So you could just forget about us getting back together.
111 00:05:25,259 00:05:26,391 I know how men think. I know how men think.
112 00:05:26,460 00:05:28,004 We went out, like, twice in tenth grade. We went out, like, twice in tenth grade.
113 00:05:28,028 00:05:30,195 Yeah, well, don't think I munch box now Yeah, well, don't think I munch box now
114 00:05:30,264 00:05:31,596 just because you dumped me. just because you dumped me.
115 00:05:31,665 00:05:33,031 Wait, "munch box"? Wait, "munch box"?
116 00:05:33,100 00:05:35,400 Lick pussy? Lick pussy?
117 00:05:35,469 00:05:37,002 [Girl] Ew. [Girl] Ew.
118 00:05:37,071 00:05:38,003 Get used to it. Get used to it.
119 00:05:38,072 00:05:39,504 This is bullshit, Marjorie. This is bullshit, Marjorie.
120 00:05:39,573 00:05:40,672 This is, like, e This is, like, e
121 00:05:40,741 00:05:42,185 when you told everyone you were black. when you told everyone you were black.
122 00:05:42,209 00:05:45,177 Nigga, I said I was adopted! Nigga, I said I was adopted!
123 00:05:45,245 00:05:47,079 Gotcha. [slam] Gotcha. [slam]
124 00:05:47,147 00:05:51,316 I am Professor Jackson, and this is Introduction to American Civilization. I am Professor Jackson, and this is Introduction to American Civilization.
125 00:05:51,385 00:05:54,553 Now, before we get started, t Now, before we get started, t
126 00:05:54,621 00:05:56,054 about all of you. about all of you.
127 00:05:56,123 00:05:57,589 You. Right there. You. Right there.
128 00:05:57,658 00:05:59,558 Tell me a little bit about yourself. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
129 00:05:59,626 00:06:03,195 I'm Marjorie Simmons from Oshkosh, Wisconsin. I'm Marjorie Simmons from Oshkosh, Wisconsin.
130 00:06:03,263 00:06:06,431 I plan to major in Women's Studies, I plan to major in Women's Studies,
131 00:06:06,500 00:06:09,768 with a minor in Queer Theory. with a minor in Queer Theory.
132 00:06:09,837 00:06:12,971 I'm proud to say that I am an out, I'm proud to say that I am an out,
133 00:06:13,040 00:06:16,241 woman—identified, lesbian activist. woman—identified, lesbian activist.
134 00:06:16,310 00:06:17,676 [laughing] Oh, my God. [laughing] Oh, my God.
135 00:06:17,745 00:06:20,645 You find something amusing, Mr... You find something amusing, Mr...
136 00:06:20,714 00:06:22,147 Adams. Clay Adams. Adams. Clay Adams.
137 00:06:22,216 00:06:25,417 Yeah, he doesn't think that I'm a real lesbian. Yeah, he doesn't think that I'm a real lesbian.
138 00:06:25,486 00:06:26,418 Fascist. Fascist.
139 00:06:26,487 00:06:30,422 And what exactly is a "real lesbian"? And what exactly is a "real lesbian"?
140 00:06:30,491 00:06:35,994 A woman who... likes other women. A woman who... likes other women.
141 00:06:36,063 00:06:38,764 Do you like women, Ms. Simmons? Do you like women, Ms. Simmons?
142 00:06:38,832 00:06:39,931 I love them. I love them.
143 00:06:40,000 00:06:42,067 Sounds to me like she's a lesbian. Sounds to me like she's a lesbian.
144 00:06:42,136 00:06:44,002 She can't just say she's a lesbian, She can't just say she's a lesbian,
145 00:06:44,071 00:06:45,871 especially if it's not true. especially if it's not true.
146 00:06:45,939 00:06:48,306 And how do you know this? And how do you know this?
147 00:06:48,375 00:06:50,442 Because of my history with her. Because of my history with her.
148 00:06:50,511 00:06:53,278 History? I see. History? I see.
149 00:06:53,347 00:06:57,382 So, it's his story against her story. So, it's his story against her story.
150 00:06:57,451 00:07:01,820 Well, Mr. Adams, you just illustrated the theoretical conundrum Well, Mr. Adams, you just illustrated the theoretical conundrum
151 00:07:01,889 00:07:04,856 of contemporary American society. of contemporary American society.
152 00:07:04,925 00:07:06,158 I did? I did?
153 00:07:06,226 00:07:10,028 The world is a linguistic battlefield. The world is a linguistic battlefield.
154 00:07:10,097 00:07:14,599 Man, woman, gay, straight, Man, woman, gay, straight,
155 00:07:14,668 00:07:18,170 black, white, penis, vagina! black, white, penis, vagina!
156 00:07:18,238 00:07:20,806 We are engaged in a semiotic battle We are engaged in a semiotic battle
157 00:07:20,874 00:07:25,143 over control of these inchoate postmodern definitions. over control of these inchoate postmodern definitions.
158 00:07:25,212 00:07:26,945 Do you understand me, Mr. Adams? Do you understand me, Mr. Adams?
159 00:07:27,014 00:07:28,014 No. No.
160 00:07:28,048 00:07:29,548 Let me put it to you this way. Let me put it to you this way.
161 00:07:29,616 00:07:31,950 Either you like bush or you don't. Either you like bush or you don't.
162 00:07:32,019 00:07:33,552 You—— you mean the president? You—— you mean the president?
163 00:07:33,620 00:07:37,055 Therein, students, lies the problem. Therein, students, lies the problem.
164 00:07:37,124 00:07:39,124 Now, you, over there. Now, you, over there.
165 00:07:41,428 00:07:44,296 I'm in the wrong class. I'm in the wrong class.
166 00:07:46,567 00:07:48,633 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
167 00:07:53,640 00:07:54,840 Fuck! Fuck!
168 00:07:58,412 00:08:00,045 Oh! Get outta here! Oh! Get outta here!
169 00:08:00,113 00:08:02,547 [regg] [regg]
170 00:08:02,616 00:08:04,549 I need my meal card! I need my meal card!
171 00:08:10,290 00:08:12,724 Sexiled, huh? Sexiled, huh?
172 00:08:12,793 00:08:13,793 You, too? You, too?
173 00:08:15,529 00:08:16,795 Kind of. Kind of.
174 00:08:18,065 00:08:19,464 I'm, uh—— I'm Clay Adams. I'm, uh—— I'm Clay Adams.
175 00:08:19,533 00:08:20,599 I, uh—— I'm your neighbor. I, uh—— I'm your neighbor.
176 00:08:20,667 00:08:22,367 I don't think we've met. I don't think we've met.
177 00:08:22,436 00:08:23,301 Matt Meyers. Matt Meyers.
178 00:08:23,370 00:08:25,403 Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, man.
179 00:08:25,472 00:08:26,771 [girl moaning] [boy growling] [girl moaning] [boy growling]
180 00:08:26,840 00:08:27,772 I hate my life. I hate my life.
181 00:08:27,841 00:08:29,674 Well, I'd let you room with me, Well, I'd let you room with me,
182 00:08:29,743 00:08:32,811 but I got stuck with boy interrupted. but I got stuck with boy interrupted.
183 00:08:32,880 00:08:34,579 [girl moaning] [boy yelling] [girl moaning] [boy yelling]
184 00:08:34,648 00:08:36,047 [banging] [girl screams] [banging] [girl screams]
185 00:08:36,116 00:08:38,817 Okay, that's my cue to go to the library. Okay, that's my cue to go to the library.
186 00:08:38,886 00:08:43,054 Okay, you're officially my first friend in college. Okay, you're officially my first friend in college.
187 00:08:43,123 00:08:44,623 And to celebrate, we're gonna go tap And to celebrate, we're gonna go tap
188 00:08:44,691 00:08:46,491 into this campus hoasis, man. into this campus hoasis, man.
189 00:08:46,560 00:08:47,726 [scoffs] [scoffs]
190 00:08:47,794 00:08:51,429 You know, I'm not really looking for, uh, hos. You know, I'm not really looking for, uh, hos.
191 00:08:51,498 00:08:52,731 Oh, you're a virgin, huh? Oh, you're a virgin, huh?
192 00:08:52,766 00:08:54,699 [scoffs] Why would you say that? [scoffs] Why would you say that?
193 00:08:54,768 00:08:59,304 Dude, any guy that says they don't live for sex hasn't had any yet. Dude, any guy that says they don't live for sex hasn't had any yet.
194 00:08:59,373 00:09:01,706 That's retarded. It's time to party, dude! That's retarded. It's time to party, dude!
195 00:09:01,775 00:09:03,508 Come on! Come on!
196 00:09:03,577 00:09:05,810 [screaming] Party! [screaming] Party!
197 00:09:05,879 00:09:06,879 Whoo—— Wha! Whoo—— Wha!
198 00:09:06,947 00:09:08,380 [people carousing] [hip hop] [people carousing] [hip hop]
199 00:09:08,448 00:09:09,681 Ever heard of Vertigo? Ever heard of Vertigo?
200 00:09:09,783 00:09:11,182 Well, ain't no way else to go Well, ain't no way else to go
201 00:09:11,251 00:09:13,685 Prevail knows the faculties our poison lay you vertical Prevail knows the faculties our poison lay you vertical
202 00:09:13,754 00:09:16,655 It's only murder for every small animal committed It's only murder for every small animal committed
203 00:09:16,723 00:09:18,957 The only difference is I won't admit I did it The only difference is I won't admit I did it
204 00:09:19,026 00:09:21,459 There's a limit as to how far my posse's willing to bend There's a limit as to how far my posse's willing to bend
205 00:09:21,528 00:09:24,396 The Don of a burgundy autumn blinds the minds of most men The Don of a burgundy autumn blinds the minds of most men
206 00:09:24,464 00:09:26,665 Vomiting from the quarantine praying for the end Vomiting from the quarantine praying for the end
207 00:09:26,733 00:09:29,234 You can tell by the stench that the venom's setting in You can tell by the stench that the venom's setting in
208 00:09:29,303 00:09:31,970 On the plane in which you reign, it's classified as do or die On the plane in which you reign, it's classified as do or die
209 00:09:32,072 00:09:33,638 But in the realm in which we dwell But in the realm in which we dwell
210 00:09:33,707 00:09:34,884 It's puncture necks and multiply It's puncture necks and multiply
211 00:09:34,908 00:09:35,974 Imagine the madness Imagine the madness
212 00:09:36,043 00:09:37,876 The return of the Jew from Nazareth The return of the Jew from Nazareth
213 00:09:37,945 00:09:40,045 Oh, my God, man. Look at these chicks. Oh, my God, man. Look at these chicks.
214 00:09:40,113 00:09:42,314 We're surrounded by "before shots." We're surrounded by "before shots."
215 00:09:42,382 00:09:45,183 I thought the ugly ones were easier to lay. I thought the ugly ones were easier to lay.
216 00:09:45,252 00:09:46,952 It's a myth, my friend. It's a myth, my friend.
217 00:09:47,020 00:09:50,021 The unattractive ones think it's their insides that are really beautiful, The unattractive ones think it's their insides that are really beautiful,
218 00:09:50,090 00:09:51,768 so you gotta waste a lot of time and energy so you gotta waste a lot of time and energy
219 00:09:51,792 00:09:55,493 making 'em think that you're attracted to their personalities. making 'em think that you're attracted to their personalities.
220 00:09:55,562 00:09:56,562 Gotcha. Gotcha.
221 00:09:59,032 00:10:00,865 [Clay] Check out Miss Piggy. [Clay] Check out Miss Piggy.
222 00:10:00,934 00:10:03,568 Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn, my friend.
223 00:10:06,907 00:10:08,673 Hey. Hey.
224 00:10:08,742 00:10:11,576 Nice, uh, sweater. Nice, uh, sweater.
225 00:10:11,645 00:10:13,011 Thanks. Thanks.
226 00:10:13,080 00:10:16,481 So tell me, if you could do anything right now, So tell me, if you could do anything right now,
227 00:10:16,550 00:10:17,983 what would it be? what would it be?
228 00:10:18,051 00:10:20,719 Finish this and puke it up. Finish this and puke it up.
229 00:10:23,957 00:10:25,357 Yeah, nice work. Yeah, nice work.
230 00:10:25,425 00:10:27,859 Hey, I saw two fat chicks headed over there. Hey, I saw two fat chicks headed over there.
231 00:10:27,928 00:10:30,195 [Girl] You are so beautiful, Amanda. [Girl] You are so beautiful, Amanda.
232 00:10:30,263 00:10:33,732 I fuckin' love that you're my pledge sister andmy roommate. I fuckin' love that you're my pledge sister andmy roommate.
233 00:10:33,800 00:10:35,834 Oh, my God. Wow, your nose is, like, perfect. Oh, my God. Wow, your nose is, like, perfect.
234 00:10:35,902 00:10:37,736 Oh, yeah. Well, it was fixed. Oh, yeah. Well, it was fixed.
235 00:10:37,804 00:10:38,870 It was a birthday gift. It was a birthday gift.
236 00:10:38,939 00:10:40,472 I fuckin' love you for telling me that! I fuckin' love you for telling me that!
237 00:10:40,540 00:10:41,906 Are your tits fake, too? Are your tits fake, too?
238 00:10:41,975 00:10:43,575 Nope, these are natural gifts. Nope, these are natural gifts.
239 00:10:43,644 00:10:45,043 Oh, if I didn't love you so much, Oh, if I didn't love you so much,
240 00:10:45,112 00:10:46,778 I'd fuckin' hate your guts. I'd fuckin' hate your guts.
241 00:10:46,847 00:10:48,246 Uhh. Are you okay? Uhh. Are you okay?
242 00:10:48,315 00:10:49,881 Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
243 00:10:49,950 00:10:53,284 This is all just a little, um... overwhelming. This is all just a little, um... overwhelming.
244 00:10:53,353 00:10:55,387 I know. It's like an all—you—can—eat buffet in here. I know. It's like an all—you—can—eat buffet in here.
245 00:10:55,455 00:10:56,688 Some of these guys are hot. Some of these guys are hot.
246 00:10:56,757 00:10:58,289 Check out Tazwell Thomas. Check out Tazwell Thomas.
247 00:10:58,358 00:10:59,758 That boy puts dew on my lily. That boy puts dew on my lily.
248 00:10:59,826 00:11:02,794 Oh, I hear his dick is, like, a foot long. Hmm. Oh, I hear his dick is, like, a foot long. Hmm.
249 00:11:02,863 00:11:05,163 Oh, my God. I just got my period. Oh, my God. I just got my period.
250 00:11:05,232 00:11:07,866 Oh. Okay, um... Oh. Okay, um...
251 00:11:09,436 00:11:11,803 Here... you go. Oh, I fucking love you! Here... you go. Oh, I fucking love you!
252 00:11:11,872 00:11:14,472 Be right back. 'Kay. Be right back. 'Kay.
253 00:11:14,541 00:11:16,508 [moaning] [moaning]
254 00:11:20,380 00:11:22,480 Looks like you could use a drink. Looks like you could use a drink.
255 00:11:22,549 00:11:24,282 I'm—— I'm an artist. He's a poet. I'm—— I'm an artist. He's a poet.
256 00:11:24,351 00:11:26,384 My art teacher raped me in high school. My art teacher raped me in high school.
257 00:11:26,453 00:11:28,620 My grandfather used to read me poems... My grandfather used to read me poems...
258 00:11:28,689 00:11:31,923 right before he'd get into bed with me. right before he'd get into bed with me.
259 00:11:31,992 00:11:35,293 How 'bout a refill on those drinks? How 'bout a refill on those drinks?
260 00:11:35,362 00:11:37,529 Hey, dude. Make it hot, buddy. Hey, dude. Make it hot, buddy.
261 00:11:39,232 00:11:41,099 So, Amanda, you pledgin' Tau? So, Amanda, you pledgin' Tau?
262 00:11:41,168 00:11:42,267 Yes, I sure am. Yes, I sure am.
263 00:11:42,335 00:11:44,269 Well, you don't seem too excited about it. Well, you don't seem too excited about it.
264 00:11:44,337 00:11:45,870 Oh, no, I'm very excited. Oh, no, I'm very excited.
265 00:11:45,939 00:11:48,106 I mean, I get to spend the next four years I mean, I get to spend the next four years
266 00:11:48,175 00:11:49,285 stepping over puddles of puke. stepping over puddles of puke.
267 00:11:49,309 00:11:51,009 Oh, it's not so bad. Oh, it's not so bad.
268 00:11:51,078 00:11:53,411 I mean, you definitely can't tell from all this bullshit, I mean, you definitely can't tell from all this bullshit,
269 00:11:53,480 00:11:55,313 but there are some pretty cool people here. but there are some pretty cool people here.
270 00:11:55,382 00:11:57,382 Oh, and let me guess. You're one of them? Oh, and let me guess. You're one of them?
271 00:11:57,451 00:11:58,516 What? Who, me? What? Who, me?
272 00:11:58,585 00:12:00,552 Nah, I'm just a rich white guy, Nah, I'm just a rich white guy,
273 00:12:00,620 00:12:02,721 president of a fraternity, future lawyer. president of a fraternity, future lawyer.
274 00:12:02,789 00:12:03,922 I'm definitely not cool. I'm definitely not cool.
275 00:12:03,990 00:12:06,024 Yeah, well, I'm just a dumb blonde. Yeah, well, I'm just a dumb blonde.
276 00:12:06,093 00:12:09,160 Well, hell, Amanda, it looks like we're made for each other. Well, hell, Amanda, it looks like we're made for each other.
277 00:12:09,229 00:12:11,529 You think so? You think so?
278 00:12:11,598 00:12:13,331 I do. I do.
279 00:12:15,135 00:12:18,136 Two minutes. I'll be right back. Two minutes. I'll be right back.
280 00:12:24,177 00:12:26,077 Hi, ladies. Serena. Hi, ladies. Serena.
281 00:12:26,146 00:12:28,246 Get away from me. Oh, come on. Get away from me. Oh, come on.
282 00:12:28,315 00:12:29,714 Can't we just bury the hatchet? Can't we just bury the hatchet?
283 00:12:29,783 00:12:32,450 Do you... remember the last time Do you... remember the last time
284 00:12:32,519 00:12:33,618 we saw each other? we saw each other?
285 00:12:33,687 00:12:36,654 [panting, sighs] [sucking noises] [panting, sighs] [sucking noises]
286 00:12:36,757 00:12:38,117 I think we should see other people. I think we should see other people.
287 00:12:38,158 00:12:40,058 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
288 00:12:41,328 00:12:43,895 Come on, that was the old me, Serena. Come on, that was the old me, Serena.
289 00:12:43,964 00:12:44,964 I've changed. I've changed.
290 00:12:44,998 00:12:46,464 I'm gonna treat women better. I'm gonna treat women better.
291 00:12:46,533 00:12:48,366 You know, being accused of date rape was—... You know, being accused of date rape was—...
292 00:12:48,435 00:12:50,702 Was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. Was the best thing that could have ever happened to me.
293 00:12:50,771 00:12:53,938 And by the way, she dropped the charges. And by the way, she dropped the charges.
294 00:12:54,007 00:12:57,008 You are so full of it. You are so full of it.
295 00:12:57,077 00:12:58,343 What's with these women, man? What's with these women, man?
296 00:12:58,411 00:12:59,711 I mean, they're all... I mean, they're all...
297 00:12:59,780 00:13:02,514 damaged, overly academic, born—again virgins, damaged, overly academic, born—again virgins,
298 00:13:02,582 00:13:04,249 total teasers, sexually ambiguous, total teasers, sexually ambiguous,
299 00:13:04,317 00:13:07,385 political activists. political activists.
300 00:13:07,454 00:13:09,621 Old—fashioned femininity is dead, Matt. Old—fashioned femininity is dead, Matt.
301 00:13:09,689 00:13:12,457 Girls today are total downers, man. Girls today are total downers, man.
302 00:13:12,526 00:13:13,758 Word. Word.
303 00:13:13,827 00:13:15,860 [glass breaking] [Boy] Yeah! Whoo hoo hoo! [glass breaking] [Boy] Yeah! Whoo hoo hoo!
304 00:13:15,929 00:13:17,896 There are 10,000 women on this campus. There are 10,000 women on this campus.
305 00:13:17,964 00:13:19,397 Where are the ones. Where are the ones.
306 00:13:19,466 00:13:22,734 Sit on your face and fuck? Sit on your face and fuck?
307 00:13:22,803 00:13:26,404 I wanna find those nasty girls that are dumb, blonde, I wanna find those nasty girls that are dumb, blonde,
308 00:13:26,473 00:13:30,475 uninhibited, sexually—giving, old—school be—yatches! uninhibited, sexually—giving, old—school be—yatches!
309 00:13:30,544 00:13:32,343 Be—yatches. Be—yatches.
310 00:13:32,412 00:13:34,813 Where are they hidin', man? Where are they hidin', man?
311 00:13:38,018 00:13:41,019 [dance] [dance]
312 00:13:45,659 00:13:46,925 I'm a Leo. I'm a Leo.
313 00:13:46,993 00:13:48,526 I don't really care much for books, I don't really care much for books,
314 00:13:48,595 00:13:52,130 but I love giving blow jobs. but I love giving blow jobs.
315 00:13:52,199 00:13:54,032 When I'm masturbating in the shower, When I'm masturbating in the shower,
316 00:13:54,100 00:13:58,002 I think about what a naughty girl I am. I think about what a naughty girl I am.
317 00:13:58,071 00:14:02,874 My girlfriends in the sorority are also total sluts. My girlfriends in the sorority are also total sluts.
318 00:14:02,943 00:14:03,943 Oh... Oh...
319 00:14:03,977 00:14:06,044 Come here, Clay. Come here, Clay.
320 00:14:06,112 00:14:08,346 Do me in the butt. Do me in the butt.
321 00:14:08,415 00:14:11,115 Sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus.
322 00:14:11,184 00:14:12,984 Sorority girls. [record scratches] Sorority girls. [record scratches]
323 00:14:13,053 00:14:15,253 Let me show you how to move it, do it Let me show you how to move it, do it
324 00:14:15,322 00:14:17,222 Let me show you how to shake it, break it Let me show you how to shake it, break it
325 00:14:17,290 00:14:20,158 Then when you see the money, girl Take it, take it Then when you see the money, girl Take it, take it
326 00:14:20,227 00:14:22,093 [no audible dialogue] Last time I had to do this [no audible dialogue] Last time I had to do this
327 00:14:22,162 00:14:24,696 I was in the mix of a whole lotta chicks I was in the mix of a whole lotta chicks
328 00:14:24,764 00:14:26,497 Be gettin' my crew steady, pushin' my wits Be gettin' my crew steady, pushin' my wits
329 00:14:26,566 00:14:27,710 [Tazwell] I'm serious, Serena. [Tazwell] I'm serious, Serena.
330 00:14:27,734 00:14:30,034 I want something real with a girl. I want something real with a girl.
331 00:14:30,136 00:14:31,436 Oh, really? Oh, really?
332 00:14:31,504 00:14:33,972 Like my new pledge upstairs? Like my new pledge upstairs?
333 00:14:34,040 00:14:35,240 What? Who, Amanda? What? Who, Amanda?
334 00:14:35,308 00:14:36,975 Yeah, yeah. She has potential. Yeah, yeah. She has potential.
335 00:14:37,043 00:14:38,509 You expect me to believe You expect me to believe
336 00:14:38,578 00:14:40,678 that you can hold out with a girl, that you can hold out with a girl,
337 00:14:40,747 00:14:43,081 date her, andbe monogamous, date her, andbe monogamous,
338 00:14:43,149 00:14:46,684 get to know a woman as a person before you fuck her? get to know a woman as a person before you fuck her?
339 00:14:46,753 00:14:47,919 Yes! Yes!
340 00:14:47,954 00:14:49,498 And why do I have to prove anything to you, anyway? And why do I have to prove anything to you, anyway?
341 00:14:49,522 00:14:53,291 My business is to protect my sisters from men, My business is to protect my sisters from men,
342 00:14:53,360 00:14:56,561 especially the pretty, vulnerable ones like Amanda. especially the pretty, vulnerable ones like Amanda.
343 00:14:56,630 00:14:59,297 [snickers] You sound like a lesbian. [snickers] You sound like a lesbian.
344 00:14:59,366 00:15:00,765 [stomps] Ow! Bitch! [stomps] Ow! Bitch!
345 00:15:00,834 00:15:01,966 Fuck you, Tazwell. Fuck you, Tazwell.
346 00:15:02,035 00:15:05,403 This little act is never going to last. This little act is never going to last.
347 00:15:07,507 00:15:08,651 You know, you're not gonna believe You know, you're not gonna believe
348 00:15:08,675 00:15:10,375 what a sensitive, freakin' male I can be. what a sensitive, freakin' male I can be.
349 00:15:10,443 00:15:12,343 Eat shit. Eat shit.
350 00:15:21,054 00:15:22,553 I'm horny. I'm horny.
351 00:15:23,590 00:15:25,423 I'm—— I'm Matt. I'm—— I'm Matt.
352 00:15:25,492 00:15:26,524 You're adorable. You're adorable.
353 00:15:26,593 00:15:29,060 [laughs] I wanna see you better, baby. [laughs] I wanna see you better, baby.
354 00:15:29,129 00:15:31,396 Let me turn on the brights. Let me turn on the brights.
355 00:15:33,500 00:15:35,967 It's not gonna suck itself, you know? It's not gonna suck itself, you know?
356 00:15:36,036 00:15:37,435 What? What? Come on. Come on. What? What? Come on. Come on.
357 00:15:37,470 00:15:39,404 Are you—— Are you even a student here? Are you—— Are you even a student here?
358 00:15:39,472 00:15:41,039 Duh. Yeah. Duh. Yeah.
359 00:15:41,107 00:15:43,675 Since 1991. [laughs] Since 1991. [laughs]
360 00:15:43,743 00:15:46,077 Oh, fuck. I'm gonna hurl. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna hurl.
361 00:15:50,350 00:15:52,183 [puking] [puking]
362 00:15:52,252 00:15:53,551 Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.
363 00:15:54,821 00:15:57,755 A hundred million people seeing my way A hundred million people seeing my way
364 00:15:57,824 00:15:59,791 [rock] [rock]
365 00:16:04,664 00:16:08,066 So go ahead, play the hero this time So go ahead, play the hero this time
366 00:16:08,134 00:16:09,801 If you have any spine If you have any spine
367 00:16:09,869 00:16:12,070 What? Uh, well, I was—- What? Uh, well, I was—-
368 00:16:12,138 00:16:13,438 Hey, sorry about that. Hey. Hey, sorry about that. Hey.
369 00:16:13,506 00:16:15,106 Had some fraternity business. Had some fraternity business.
370 00:16:15,175 00:16:16,674 Hey, you wanna go check out the band? Hey, you wanna go check out the band?
371 00:16:16,743 00:16:18,676 Yeah, let's go. All right. Yeah, let's go. All right.
372 00:16:18,745 00:16:19,844 What's up, bro? What's up, bro?
373 00:16:27,620 00:16:30,588 Thanks for reminding me why I never go out, ever. Thanks for reminding me why I never go out, ever.
374 00:16:30,657 00:16:33,257 [chuckles] Come on, man. It wasn't that bad. [chuckles] Come on, man. It wasn't that bad.
375 00:16:33,326 00:16:35,860 It was cool to hang out with you. It was cool to hang out with you.
376 00:16:35,929 00:16:38,596 Yeah, cool. Yeah, cool.
377 00:16:38,665 00:16:40,531 Well, good night. All right, man. Well, good night. All right, man.
378 00:16:40,600 00:16:42,233 [Boy] Shut the fuckin' light off! [Boy] Shut the fuckin' light off!
379 00:16:42,302 00:16:43,401 [Matt] . [Matt] .
380 00:16:45,138 00:16:46,471 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
381 00:16:46,539 00:16:48,873 He hanged himself! He hanged himself!
382 00:16:48,942 00:16:50,508 Malcolm! Malcolm!
383 00:16:52,946 00:16:54,412 I think he's dead, dude. I think he's dead, dude.
384 00:16:54,481 00:16:56,080 Whoa. Whoa.
385 00:16:58,385 00:17:01,452 [people murmuring] [people murmuring]
386 00:17:07,861 00:17:09,627 So, when you movin' in? I'll get my stuff. So, when you movin' in? I'll get my stuff.
387 00:17:09,696 00:17:11,095 Yeah. [clears throat] Yeah. [clears throat]
388 00:17:11,164 00:17:15,566 Friends, I share with you my heart Friends, I share with you my heart
389 00:17:15,635 00:17:19,170 And when someday we part And when someday we part
390 00:17:19,239 00:17:24,575 We'll have so many memories We'll have so many memories
391 00:17:24,644 00:17:30,348 Since I met you Since I met you
392 00:17:30,417 00:17:33,284 [off key] We are sisters [off key] We are sisters
393 00:17:33,353 00:17:34,886 We are... We are...
394 00:17:34,954 00:17:37,355 [shouting] One [shouting] One
395 00:17:37,424 00:17:40,358 Take a chill pill, Jessica. Take a chill pill, Jessica.
396 00:17:40,427 00:17:44,862 Okay, now to solidify your place in Tau history, Okay, now to solidify your place in Tau history,
397 00:17:44,931 00:17:50,301 one final challenge: the freak fest. one final challenge: the freak fest.
398 00:17:50,370 00:17:52,236 Take one and pass the hat. Take one and pass the hat.
399 00:17:52,305 00:17:57,809 Written on each slip of paper you will see a type of person. Written on each slip of paper you will see a type of person.
400 00:17:57,877 00:18:00,645 Your Tau pledge mission... Your Tau pledge mission...
401 00:18:00,713 00:18:03,247 find the freak, work your charms, find the freak, work your charms,
402 00:18:03,316 00:18:05,383 and get him to declare his love for you. and get him to declare his love for you.
403 00:18:06,920 00:18:08,886 I'm literally fucked. I'm literally fucked.
404 00:18:08,955 00:18:09,887 What's so bad about that? What's so bad about that?
405 00:18:09,956 00:18:11,989 Hello. I'm a Jew! Hello. I'm a Jew!
406 00:18:12,058 00:18:13,758 What'd you get? What'd you get?
407 00:18:13,827 00:18:16,561 [sucks in breath] Harsh. [sucks in breath] Harsh.
408 00:18:16,629 00:18:19,363 In three weeks, we're having a party. In three weeks, we're having a party.
409 00:18:19,432 00:18:23,601 Bring your dates, and then, without mercy, dump them. Bring your dates, and then, without mercy, dump them.
410 00:18:23,670 00:18:24,670 [girls murmuring] [girls murmuring]
411 00:18:24,704 00:18:26,571 You will prove to your sisters You will prove to your sisters
412 00:18:26,639 00:18:29,006 that you can survive in this world, that you can survive in this world,
413 00:18:29,075 00:18:31,075 that if pushed you can be that if pushed you can be
414 00:18:31,144 00:18:34,212 as disgusting and ruthless as men. as disgusting and ruthless as men.
415 00:18:34,280 00:18:37,248 Rabbi Lebowitz is gonna fuckin' die! Rabbi Lebowitz is gonna fuckin' die!
416 00:18:38,852 00:18:40,118 [Clay] Here they come. [Clay] Here they come.
417 00:18:40,186 00:18:42,353 This is creepy. I feel like Ted Bundy. This is creepy. I feel like Ted Bundy.
418 00:18:42,422 00:18:45,289 There's the one from the party. There's the one from the party.
419 00:18:45,358 00:18:46,858 She's my favorite. She's my favorite.
420 00:18:46,926 00:18:48,471 Aren't these girls a little out of your league? Aren't these girls a little out of your league?
421 00:18:48,495 00:18:50,561 Have you ever read Darwin, man? Of course. Have you ever read Darwin, man? Of course.
422 00:18:50,630 00:18:53,865 Okay, so you know about natural selection, survival of the fittest. Okay, so you know about natural selection, survival of the fittest.
423 00:18:53,933 00:18:56,968 Look, if we're gonna mate with that species of girl, Look, if we're gonna mate with that species of girl,
424 00:18:57,036 00:19:00,104 we just need to become a superior breed of male. we just need to become a superior breed of male.
425 00:19:00,173 00:19:03,074 So we should go to the gym or something? So we should go to the gym or something?
426 00:19:03,143 00:19:05,910 No, we should become frat boys, dude! No, we should become frat boys, dude!
427 00:19:05,979 00:19:08,446 I mean, what better way to fortify our masculinity I mean, what better way to fortify our masculinity
428 00:19:08,515 00:19:10,281 than some classic male bonding? than some classic male bonding?
429 00:19:10,350 00:19:13,985 Uh, don't need to bond with any males. Uh, don't need to bond with any males.
430 00:19:14,053 00:19:16,587 I'm gonna make a man out of you. I'm gonna make a man out of you.
431 00:19:19,259 00:19:21,325 [Tazwell] Party time is over, pledges. [Tazwell] Party time is over, pledges.
432 00:19:21,394 00:19:23,294 Now it's time to show us if you're worthy enough Now it's time to show us if you're worthy enough
433 00:19:23,363 00:19:24,929 to join our sacred brotherhood. to join our sacred brotherhood.
434 00:19:24,998 00:19:29,400 Hear now from Master Colin, your pledge trainer. Hear now from Master Colin, your pledge trainer.
435 00:19:29,469 00:19:30,968 Welcome to hell. Welcome to hell.
436 00:19:31,037 00:19:34,005 Prepare for your first beating. Prepare for your first beating.
437 00:19:38,545 00:19:40,711 Rub it on his balls. Rub it on his balls.
438 00:19:43,516 00:19:45,583 [gagging] Oh... [gagging] Oh...
439 00:19:45,652 00:19:47,852 Fuck. Fuck.
440 00:19:47,921 00:19:50,888 Ugh, man. Ugh, man.
441 00:19:50,957 00:19:53,057 [screams] [screams]
442 00:19:53,126 00:19:55,593 Uhh! God! Uhh! God!
443 00:19:58,631 00:19:59,631 [screams] [screams]
444 00:19:59,699 00:20:01,432 So this is how males bond? So this is how males bond?
445 00:20:01,501 00:20:04,268 [gagging] [gagging]
446 00:20:04,337 00:20:07,205 [coughing, burping] [coughing, burping]
447 00:20:23,856 00:20:26,123 Oh... [Boy] Oh, God. Oh... [Boy] Oh, God.
448 00:20:28,361 00:20:30,061 Oh, f—... Oh, f—...
449 00:20:33,800 00:20:36,801 [snoring] [snoring]
450 00:20:38,605 00:20:41,405 [burp] [fart] [burp] [fart]
451 00:20:47,947 00:20:49,614 [Tazwell] These two. [Tazwell] These two.
452 00:20:55,355 00:20:57,555 I'm all out of love I'm all out of love
453 00:20:57,624 00:20:59,924 I'm so lost without you I'm so lost without you
454 00:20:59,993 00:21:01,959 I know you were right I know you were right
455 00:21:02,028 00:21:04,595 Believing for so long Believing for so long
456 00:21:04,664 00:21:06,764 I'm all out of love I'm all out of love
457 00:21:06,833 00:21:09,000 What am I without you? What am I without you?
458 00:21:09,068 00:21:11,068 I can't be too late I can't be too late
459 00:21:11,137 00:21:13,337 Please tell me you're not spooning me. Please tell me you're not spooning me.
460 00:21:13,406 00:21:14,438 Hmm? Hmm?
461 00:21:14,540 00:21:17,541 Mmm, five more minutes, Mom. Mmm, five more minutes, Mom.
462 00:21:17,610 00:21:19,910 Shit, dude! You've got morning wood! Shit, dude! You've got morning wood!
463 00:21:19,979 00:21:22,980 [crowd murmuring] [crowd murmuring]
464 00:21:23,049 00:21:25,950 No, I don't! No, I don't!
465 00:21:26,019 00:21:27,019 Huh! Huh!
466 00:21:32,025 00:21:34,825 It's kind of romantic. It's kind of romantic.
467 00:21:34,894 00:21:36,227 I wanna die. I wanna die.
468 00:21:38,464 00:21:39,864 Sorry. Sorry.
469 00:21:39,932 00:21:41,299 [Girl] Get a room! [Girl] Get a room!
470 00:21:41,367 00:21:42,600 [Boy] Give me my floss back. [Boy] Give me my floss back.
471 00:21:42,669 00:21:44,168 What am I without you? What am I without you?
472 00:21:44,237 00:21:49,006 I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
473 00:21:49,075 00:21:50,975 I'm all out of love I'm all out of love
474 00:21:51,044 00:21:53,144 I'm so lost without you I'm so lost without you
475 00:21:53,212 00:21:56,314 [students chatting] [students chatting]
476 00:21:57,684 00:21:58,983 Hey, faggots! Hey, faggots!
477 00:21:59,052 00:22:01,352 [boys laughing] [boys laughing]
478 00:22:03,022 00:22:04,088 [Boy] Call me. [Boy] Call me.
479 00:22:04,157 00:22:07,124 Even Felicity didn't have it this bad. Even Felicity didn't have it this bad.
480 00:22:07,193 00:22:09,226 I feel like shit, dude. I feel like shit, dude.
481 00:22:09,295 00:22:10,528 I don't know, Clay. I don't know, Clay.
482 00:22:10,596 00:22:13,331 This whole fraternity scene just isn't my thing. This whole fraternity scene just isn't my thing.
483 00:22:13,399 00:22:15,266 Let's just forget about this morning. Let's just forget about this morning.
484 00:22:17,937 00:22:21,072 I felt your boner against my thigh, Matt. I felt your boner against my thigh, Matt.
485 00:22:22,508 00:22:23,674 I need some coffee. I need some coffee.
486 00:22:24,677 00:22:26,110 [Jessica] If anyone on Long Island [Jessica] If anyone on Long Island
487 00:22:26,179 00:22:27,545 finds out I'm mackin' on a Muslim, finds out I'm mackin' on a Muslim,
488 00:22:27,613 00:22:30,047 my parents will be banished from temple. This is evil. my parents will be banished from temple. This is evil.
489 00:22:30,116 00:22:33,384 I'm not happy with it, either, but we have to do it. I'm not happy with it, either, but we have to do it.
490 00:22:33,453 00:22:36,087 And then you'll be able to keep your scholarship, And then you'll be able to keep your scholarship,
491 00:22:36,155 00:22:37,321 live in the house for free, live in the house for free,
492 00:22:37,390 00:22:39,423 and I'll still be allowed to talk to you. and I'll still be allowed to talk to you.
493 00:22:39,492 00:22:40,492 Everybody wins. Everybody wins.
494 00:22:40,560 00:22:42,893 Besides, guys do this shit all the time. Besides, guys do this shit all the time.
495 00:22:42,962 00:22:44,762 Think of this as our revenge on them. Think of this as our revenge on them.
496 00:22:44,831 00:22:47,898 Are you saying this could be empowering for us Are you saying this could be empowering for us
497 00:22:47,967 00:22:49,200 as, like, women? as, like, women?
498 00:22:49,268 00:22:52,703 I don't know. I... guess. Whatever. I don't know. I... guess. Whatever.
499 00:22:52,772 00:22:55,873 Okay, well, political role reversal aside, Okay, well, political role reversal aside,
500 00:22:55,942 00:22:58,743 where the hell am I gonna find a gay guy to fall in love with me? where the hell am I gonna find a gay guy to fall in love with me?
501 00:22:58,811 00:23:02,813 My dad says homosexuality's everywhere... My dad says homosexuality's everywhere...
502 00:23:02,882 00:23:05,616 like Mexicans. like Mexicans.
503 00:23:05,685 00:23:07,084 What about him? What about him?
504 00:23:07,120 00:23:09,920 Oh, someone gay would use a tissue. Oh, someone gay would use a tissue.
505 00:23:09,989 00:23:12,022 What about him? What about him?
506 00:23:12,091 00:23:14,392 Oh, God. Never mind. Oh, God. Never mind.
507 00:23:14,460 00:23:16,727 What about that? What about that?
508 00:23:16,796 00:23:20,731 [stammering] I don't think he has a sexuality. [stammering] I don't think he has a sexuality.
509 00:23:20,800 00:23:22,166 Oh, my God. There! Oh, my God. There!
510 00:23:22,235 00:23:23,768 The gay guy from the green this morning. The gay guy from the green this morning.
511 00:23:23,836 00:23:26,003 No, no. He doesn't seem gay. No, no. He doesn't seem gay.
512 00:23:26,072 00:23:28,139 Did you hear the soft rock? Did you hear the soft rock?
513 00:23:28,207 00:23:29,507 Just go! Talk to him. Just go! Talk to him.
514 00:23:29,575 00:23:31,509 Maybe he's ready to give up the gay life. Maybe he's ready to give up the gay life.
515 00:23:31,577 00:23:33,577 It's not like changing a sweater. It's not like changing a sweater.
516 00:23:33,646 00:23:34,979 Just go! Just go!
517 00:23:35,047 00:23:36,480 What if he's not even gay? What if he's not even gay?
518 00:23:36,549 00:23:38,627 Then we'll go hang out in the drama department later, okay? Then we'll go hang out in the drama department later, okay?
519 00:23:38,651 00:23:40,184 Come on, just go and talk to him. Come on, just go and talk to him.
520 00:23:40,253 00:23:42,052 All right! Shut up. All right! Shut up.
521 00:23:53,666 00:23:55,366 Hi. Hi.
522 00:23:55,435 00:23:56,934 Hi. I'm Amanda. Hi. I'm Amanda.
523 00:23:57,003 00:23:58,736 Hi. I'm—— I'm Clay. Hi. I'm—— I'm Clay.
524 00:23:58,838 00:24:01,172 It's nice to meet you. Yeah. You, too. It's nice to meet you. Yeah. You, too.
525 00:24:01,240 00:24:02,240 [sighs] [sighs]
526 00:24:02,275 00:24:04,041 So, do—— do you like poetry? So, do—— do you like poetry?
527 00:24:05,411 00:24:06,977 Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
528 00:24:07,046 00:24:08,646 Yeah. Me, too. Good! Yeah. Me, too. Good!
529 00:24:08,714 00:24:11,081 Um... I don't really know much Um... I don't really know much
530 00:24:11,150 00:24:14,385 about gay poetry, though. about gay poetry, though.
531 00:24:14,454 00:24:16,120 Gay poetry. Mm—hmm. Gay poetry. Mm—hmm.
532 00:24:16,189 00:24:18,489 And, um... lesbian poetry. And, um... lesbian poetry.
533 00:24:18,558 00:24:20,291 Okay, if that's what you're into, that's—- Okay, if that's what you're into, that's—-
534 00:24:20,359 00:24:22,293 Oh, well, I—— I wouldn't say Oh, well, I—— I wouldn't say
535 00:24:22,361 00:24:24,328 that I was into it, but, um—... that I was into it, but, um—...
536 00:24:24,397 00:24:27,965 But I do think that being gay is... But I do think that being gay is...
537 00:24:28,034 00:24:31,869 an incredibly valid and wonderful lifestyle, an incredibly valid and wonderful lifestyle,
538 00:24:31,938 00:24:36,407 and I really think I would love to have more, um... and I really think I would love to have more, um...
539 00:24:36,476 00:24:39,143 gay friends. gay friends.
540 00:24:39,212 00:24:40,978 Right. Right.
541 00:24:41,047 00:24:42,746 Right. Right.
542 00:24:42,815 00:24:44,548 Um... because—... Um... because—...
543 00:24:44,617 00:24:49,587 Well, because, uh, gay is... good? Well, because, uh, gay is... good?
544 00:24:49,655 00:24:51,322 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
545 00:24:51,390 00:24:53,958 I mean, gay can be... good. I mean, gay can be... good.
546 00:24:54,026 00:24:56,927 I personally think lesbianism is better. I personally think lesbianism is better.
547 00:24:56,996 00:24:58,128 [laughing] [laughing]
548 00:24:58,197 00:25:01,732 But they're all terrific people, I think. But they're all terrific people, I think.
549 00:25:01,801 00:25:02,733 Yeah. Yeah.
550 00:25:02,802 00:25:07,304 So, um, maybe you would like to hear So, um, maybe you would like to hear
551 00:25:07,373 00:25:09,507 some gay poetry with me on Saturday? some gay poetry with me on Saturday?
552 00:25:09,575 00:25:11,475 I'd love to. Yeah? I'd love to. Yeah?
553 00:25:11,544 00:25:14,411 Wait. Wait.
554 00:25:14,480 00:25:18,449 I'm sorry, are you speaking in code? I'm sorry, are you speaking in code?
555 00:25:18,518 00:25:19,518 No, no. No, no.
556 00:25:19,619 00:25:22,786 The Queer Slam, this Saturday. The Queer Slam, this Saturday.
557 00:25:30,429 00:25:31,762 You think I'm gay. You think I'm gay.
558 00:25:31,831 00:25:34,031 No! Y—yes. No! Y—yes.
559 00:25:34,100 00:25:36,100 Wait, um—... Wait, um—...
560 00:25:36,168 00:25:38,435 Are you? Are you?
561 00:25:41,307 00:25:43,474 Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna—... Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna—...
562 00:25:43,543 00:25:45,476 No, wait! No, wait!
563 00:25:45,545 00:25:47,044 I am! I am!
564 00:25:47,113 00:25:48,345 You're—— You're gay? You're—— You're gay?
565 00:25:48,414 00:25:49,747 Very, hugely gay. Very, hugely gay.
566 00:25:49,815 00:25:51,682 Oh, great! That's awesome! Oh, great! That's awesome!
567 00:25:51,751 00:25:53,150 It's fun. Yeah, good times. It's fun. Yeah, good times.
568 00:25:53,219 00:25:54,084 Yeah, really. Yeah, really.
569 00:25:54,153 00:25:56,320 So, Saturday, then. So, Saturday, then.
570 00:25:56,389 00:25:58,556 Um... Um...
571 00:25:58,624 00:26:00,291 Come on, it'll be—- it'll be, uh, Come on, it'll be—- it'll be, uh,
572 00:26:00,359 00:26:01,992 it'll be swell. it'll be swell.
573 00:26:03,663 00:26:05,429 Okay. [laughing] All right! Okay. [laughing] All right!
574 00:26:05,531 00:26:08,332 Well, then, it's a date, then. Well, then, it's a date, then.
575 00:26:08,401 00:26:10,367 Girlfriend. Girlfriend.
576 00:26:10,436 00:26:12,903 Okay, cool. Okay, cool.
577 00:26:12,972 00:26:14,438 Yeah. Yeah.
578 00:26:22,281 00:26:24,815 What was that about? I don't know. What was that about? I don't know.
579 00:26:24,884 00:26:27,284 I may have just come out of the closet. I may have just come out of the closet.
580 00:26:27,353 00:26:28,786 I'm gonna rot in hell for this. I'm gonna rot in hell for this.
581 00:26:28,854 00:26:31,088 Is he gay or what? Is he gay or what?
582 00:26:32,091 00:26:33,624 [laughs] [laughs]
583 00:26:34,594 00:26:36,894 Totally. Gay. Totally. Gay.
584 00:26:38,030 00:26:39,563 You can't be serious about this. You can't be serious about this.
585 00:26:39,632 00:26:42,232 Dude! All right, we all know chicks love gay guys, right? Dude! All right, we all know chicks love gay guys, right?
586 00:26:42,301 00:26:43,534 I mean, they're so sensitive. I mean, they're so sensitive.
587 00:26:43,603 00:26:46,170 I guarantee you in no time, that girl will be saying, I guarantee you in no time, that girl will be saying,
588 00:26:46,238 00:26:48,005 "Why can't all guys be like you, Clay? "Why can't all guys be like you, Clay?
589 00:26:48,107 00:26:50,040 And why can't you be straight?" And why can't you be straight?"
590 00:26:50,109 00:26:53,644 And then one night, when we're wasted, And then one night, when we're wasted,
591 00:26:53,713 00:26:55,779 I'd say... I'd say...
592 00:26:55,815 00:26:59,783 "I told myself I could never love a woman... "I told myself I could never love a woman...
593 00:26:59,852 00:27:01,619 "but you've changed all that. "but you've changed all that.
594 00:27:01,687 00:27:04,121 "You make me feel like a real man. "You make me feel like a real man.
595 00:27:04,190 00:27:09,093 "Maybe my whole life has been a total lie and I'm not gay. "Maybe my whole life has been a total lie and I'm not gay.
596 00:27:09,161 00:27:11,295 "I think I'm in love with you. "I think I'm in love with you.
597 00:27:11,364 00:27:13,430 "Come on. Make love to me. "Come on. Make love to me.
598 00:27:13,499 00:27:14,765 Please." Please."
599 00:27:16,302 00:27:17,568 I think I'm gonna puke. Dude! I think I'm gonna puke. Dude!
600 00:27:17,637 00:27:19,370 This is what all ladies really dream about, This is what all ladies really dream about,
601 00:27:19,438 00:27:21,972 the fag who's not afraid to eat his best girlfriend's pussy. the fag who's not afraid to eat his best girlfriend's pussy.
602 00:27:22,041 00:27:24,775 [scoffs] You don't know shit about being gay. [scoffs] You don't know shit about being gay.
603 00:27:24,844 00:27:26,877 Oh, yeah. There's a campus sexual identity Oh, yeah. There's a campus sexual identity
604 00:27:26,946 00:27:28,746 support group meeting this afternoon. support group meeting this afternoon.
605 00:27:28,814 00:27:30,180 I'll get my gay on there. I'll get my gay on there.
606 00:27:30,249 00:27:32,850 Do you have any other goals in life besides getting laid? Do you have any other goals in life besides getting laid?
607 00:27:32,918 00:27:34,758 You mean like writing the great American novel, You mean like writing the great American novel,
608 00:27:34,787 00:27:38,255 making a million dollars, stopping world hunger, that sort of thing? making a million dollars, stopping world hunger, that sort of thing?
609 00:27:38,324 00:27:40,624 Exactly. Exactly.
610 00:27:40,693 00:27:43,293 Dude, I'm a B student? Dude, I'm a B student?
611 00:27:43,362 00:27:44,928 My—— My mom drives a school bus, My—— My mom drives a school bus,
612 00:27:44,997 00:27:46,197 my dad manages a Target store. my dad manages a Target store.
613 00:27:46,232 00:27:48,565 Yeah, future happiness for guys like me Yeah, future happiness for guys like me
614 00:27:48,634 00:27:50,300 means Saturday afternoon BBQs, means Saturday afternoon BBQs,
615 00:27:50,369 00:27:51,635 a sweet deal on a new Civic, a sweet deal on a new Civic,
616 00:27:51,704 00:27:54,538 and the occasional blow job from my wife. and the occasional blow job from my wife.
617 00:27:54,607 00:27:57,508 And until I take that sad journey into cultural purgatory, And until I take that sad journey into cultural purgatory,
618 00:27:57,576 00:28:01,345 my goal in life is, yeah, to get as much ass as I can. my goal in life is, yeah, to get as much ass as I can.
619 00:28:01,414 00:28:03,013 And you're willing to be gay for that? And you're willing to be gay for that?
620 00:28:03,082 00:28:04,748 Whatever it takes, chief. Whatever it takes, chief.
621 00:28:04,817 00:28:07,818 So are you gonna come to this meeting with me or what? So are you gonna come to this meeting with me or what?
622 00:28:07,887 00:28:09,987 I gotta go to class. I gotta go to class.
623 00:28:11,524 00:28:13,691 You're wicked homophobic, dude! You're wicked homophobic, dude!
624 00:28:15,161 00:28:18,195 My name is Sherman Jessup, and I'm the chairperson My name is Sherman Jessup, and I'm the chairperson
625 00:28:18,264 00:28:20,564 of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual,
626 00:28:20,633 00:28:23,867 and Transgendered Association on campus. and Transgendered Association on campus.
627 00:28:23,936 00:28:25,576 This meeting is for people who are dealing This meeting is for people who are dealing
628 00:28:25,604 00:28:28,439 with their sexual identity for the first time. with their sexual identity for the first time.
629 00:28:28,507 00:28:30,240 So please, tell us your name So please, tell us your name
630 00:28:30,309 00:28:32,409 and how you identify yourself sexually. and how you identify yourself sexually.
631 00:28:34,447 00:28:38,248 Hi, I'm Jonas... and I'm gay. Hi, I'm Jonas... and I'm gay.
632 00:28:38,317 00:28:39,349 I think. I think.
633 00:28:39,418 00:28:41,351 [All] Hi, Jonas. [All] Hi, Jonas.
634 00:28:41,420 00:28:42,920 Fern. Dyke. Fern. Dyke.
635 00:28:42,988 00:28:44,655 [All] Hi, Fern. [All] Hi, Fern.
636 00:28:44,724 00:28:47,191 Brennan. Very gay. Brennan. Very gay.
637 00:28:47,259 00:28:48,726 [All] Hi, Brennan. [All] Hi, Brennan.
638 00:28:48,794 00:28:51,729 Bessie. Black, pussy—licker. Bessie. Black, pussy—licker.
639 00:28:51,797 00:28:52,797 [hoots, laughter] [hoots, laughter]
640 00:28:52,865 00:28:54,364 [All] Hi, Bessie [All] Hi, Bessie
641 00:29:00,339 00:29:02,606 Uh... Uh...
642 00:29:02,675 00:29:03,675 I'm Bob. I'm Bob.
643 00:29:05,177 00:29:06,177 And I'm a gay. And I'm a gay.
644 00:29:06,245 00:29:07,311 [All] Hi, Bob. [All] Hi, Bob.
645 00:29:07,379 00:29:10,047 Your name is Clay, you dickless fuck! Your name is Clay, you dickless fuck!
646 00:29:10,116 00:29:11,615 [group gasps] [Girl] Oh, my God. [group gasps] [Girl] Oh, my God.
647 00:29:11,684 00:29:14,485 Since we're all supposed to be honest and all. Since we're all supposed to be honest and all.
648 00:29:14,553 00:29:15,853 Welcome, Clay. Welcome, Clay.
649 00:29:16,822 00:29:17,855 [Sherman] Welcome. [Sherman] Welcome.
650 00:29:17,923 00:29:18,923 [whispers] Fuck you! [whispers] Fuck you!
651 00:29:18,958 00:29:22,059 [group chatting] [group chatting]
652 00:29:26,198 00:29:28,599 You're not fucking gay, you jerk. You're not fucking gay, you jerk.
653 00:29:28,667 00:29:30,134 What's going on? What's going on?
654 00:29:30,202 00:29:33,003 Maybe it was that night we spent together on the football field. Maybe it was that night we spent together on the football field.
655 00:29:33,072 00:29:34,805 It would turn any man off to women. It would turn any man off to women.
656 00:29:34,874 00:29:37,674 Luckily, that only lasted two minutes. Luckily, that only lasted two minutes.
657 00:29:37,743 00:29:39,977 Ohh! Would you give me a break, Marj? Ohh! Would you give me a break, Marj?
658 00:29:40,045 00:29:41,045 I was wasted. I was wasted.
659 00:29:41,080 00:29:42,312 What the hell are you up to? What the hell are you up to?
660 00:29:42,381 00:29:44,348 Engaging in semiotic warfare? Engaging in semiotic warfare?
661 00:29:44,383 00:29:46,049 Don't give me that shit. Don't give me that shit.
662 00:29:46,118 00:29:48,085 Look, Marjorie, I don't understand Look, Marjorie, I don't understand
663 00:29:48,154 00:29:49,787 why we can't bothbe gay. why we can't bothbe gay.
664 00:29:51,390 00:29:55,859 All right, Clay, play your little mind games with me... All right, Clay, play your little mind games with me...
665 00:29:55,928 00:29:58,996 but I'll be watching you... but I'll be watching you...
666 00:29:59,064 00:30:00,731 faggot. faggot.
667 00:30:00,800 00:30:02,432 Yeah, all right, princess. Yeah, all right, princess.
668 00:30:02,501 00:30:04,768 Buh—bye. Buh—bye.
669 00:30:04,837 00:30:05,837 [sighs] [sighs]
670 00:30:08,240 00:30:10,440 Finding everything you need? Finding everything you need?
671 00:30:10,509 00:30:12,075 Oh, yeah. I, uh—... Oh, yeah. I, uh—...
672 00:30:12,144 00:30:13,610 Yeah. I—— I was just wondering, Yeah. I—— I was just wondering,
673 00:30:13,679 00:30:15,423 do you have some kind of, like, guide to being gay? do you have some kind of, like, guide to being gay?
674 00:30:15,447 00:30:16,980 Like a handbook? Like a handbook?
675 00:30:17,049 00:30:19,716 Something to teach me how to act, walk, talk, and dress? Something to teach me how to act, walk, talk, and dress?
676 00:30:19,785 00:30:22,119 Here we all believe in being ourselves. Here we all believe in being ourselves.
677 00:30:22,188 00:30:23,754 Yeah, I get that part. Yeah, I get that part.
678 00:30:23,823 00:30:26,757 What you need now are other gay friends, What you need now are other gay friends,
679 00:30:26,826 00:30:30,260 to be a part of our amazing community. to be a part of our amazing community.
680 00:30:30,329 00:30:32,496 And then maybe one of my back rubs. And then maybe one of my back rubs.
681 00:30:34,033 00:30:35,499 Okay. Okay.
682 00:30:35,568 00:30:37,301 Thank you. Thank you.
683 00:30:37,369 00:30:38,735 Yeah. Yeah.
684 00:30:40,105 00:30:41,038 [expels breath] [expels breath]
685 00:30:41,106 00:30:42,639 [car horn blaring] [car horn blaring]
686 00:30:42,708 00:30:44,308 [Jessica] Assalaamu alaykum, dude. [Jessica] Assalaamu alaykum, dude.
687 00:30:44,376 00:30:46,677 They're not very friendly. They're not very friendly.
688 00:30:46,745 00:30:49,179 Hey, evildoer. Hey, evildoer.
689 00:30:49,248 00:30:50,447 Prick. Prick.
690 00:30:50,516 00:30:52,127 Jessica, I can't believe you're doing this. Jessica, I can't believe you're doing this.
691 00:30:52,151 00:30:54,451 Excuse me, but who has a date Excuse me, but who has a date
692 00:30:54,520 00:30:56,520 with homo boy on Saturday night? with homo boy on Saturday night?
693 00:30:56,589 00:30:58,155 [scoffs] It's not a date. [scoffs] It's not a date.
694 00:30:58,224 00:30:59,456 Yeah, but whatever it is, Yeah, but whatever it is,
695 00:30:59,525 00:31:00,924 you better snag the little sucker. you better snag the little sucker.
696 00:31:00,993 00:31:02,125 Our future depends on it. Our future depends on it.
697 00:31:02,194 00:31:04,494 No offense, but... No offense, but...
698 00:31:04,563 00:31:06,563 that's the most depressing thing that's the most depressing thing
699 00:31:06,632 00:31:07,831 I've ever heard in my life. I've ever heard in my life.
700 00:31:07,900 00:31:09,399 You know, I fucking love you, Amanda, You know, I fucking love you, Amanda,
701 00:31:09,468 00:31:10,667 but you need to lighten up. but you need to lighten up.
702 00:31:10,736 00:31:12,636 Just go out with the gay guy, see what happens. Just go out with the gay guy, see what happens.
703 00:31:12,705 00:31:15,005 No big whoop. Hello there. No big whoop. Hello there.
704 00:31:15,074 00:31:16,807 Good day. Good day.
705 00:31:16,876 00:31:17,741 I'm Rahib. I'm Rahib.
706 00:31:17,810 00:31:21,678 Hello, gorgeous. Hello, gorgeous.
707 00:31:21,747 00:31:24,147 "You'll definitely say 'there's no place like hom" "You'll definitely say 'there's no place like hom"
708 00:31:24,216 00:31:26,183 "when you slip into Dorothy's shoes: "when you slip into Dorothy's shoes:
709 00:31:26,252 00:31:28,886 "drinking, dancing, and the best gay men "drinking, dancing, and the best gay men
710 00:31:28,954 00:31:30,754 this town has to offer." this town has to offer."
711 00:31:30,823 00:31:33,290 What is that, Gay Zagat's? What is that, Gay Zagat's?
712 00:31:33,359 00:31:36,126 Dude, if I'm gonna pull this off, it's gotta be real. Dude, if I'm gonna pull this off, it's gotta be real.
713 00:31:36,195 00:31:38,695 Let's go inside. Wait. What if she, like, sees us? Let's go inside. Wait. What if she, like, sees us?
714 00:31:38,764 00:31:41,598 [clears throat] Matt, it's not like we're really gay. [clears throat] Matt, it's not like we're really gay.
715 00:31:41,667 00:31:43,333 I'm gonna wait outside. I'm gonna wait outside.
716 00:31:43,402 00:31:45,402 All right. Suit yourself. All right. Suit yourself.
717 00:31:54,346 00:31:55,846 We'll top you off here. We'll top you off here.
718 00:31:55,915 00:31:57,848 That'll be nice. Thank you. That'll be nice. Thank you.
719 00:31:57,917 00:31:59,049 Are we lost, honey? Are we lost, honey?
720 00:32:00,119 00:32:01,919 Uh... Uh...
721 00:32:01,987 00:32:03,186 yeah, uh—huh. yeah, uh—huh.
722 00:32:03,255 00:32:04,933 Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is? Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is?
723 00:32:04,957 00:32:07,124 Oh, come in, sit down, have a beer. Oh, come in, sit down, have a beer.
724 00:32:07,192 00:32:08,792 We're not gonna bite you. We're not gonna bite you.
725 00:32:08,861 00:32:10,427 Okay. [clear throat] Okay. [clear throat]
726 00:32:10,496 00:32:13,430 It does get easier, you know? It does get easier, you know?
727 00:32:13,499 00:32:15,699 My first time in a gay bar I wanted to wear a mask. My first time in a gay bar I wanted to wear a mask.
728 00:32:15,768 00:32:19,269 A mask, leather chaps, and nipple clamps. A mask, leather chaps, and nipple clamps.
729 00:32:19,338 00:32:21,371 Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch.
730 00:32:21,407 00:32:23,774 So, let me guess, kid. So, let me guess, kid.
731 00:32:23,842 00:32:26,810 You just came out, right? You just came out, right?
732 00:32:26,879 00:32:27,678 Yeah. Yeah.
733 00:32:27,746 00:32:28,812 Like, this morning. Like, this morning.
734 00:32:28,881 00:32:30,781 [screeches] [screeches]
735 00:32:30,849 00:32:32,516 We have a newbie. We have a newbie.
736 00:32:32,584 00:32:38,221 [turns on stereo] You've gotta make your own kind of music [turns on stereo] You've gotta make your own kind of music
737 00:32:38,290 00:32:42,359 Sing your own special song Sing your own special song
738 00:32:42,428 00:32:45,896 Make your own kind of music Make your own kind of music
739 00:32:45,965 00:32:49,733 Even if nobody else sings along Even if nobody else sings along
740 00:32:49,802 00:32:53,236 [bottles clinking] [bottles clinking]
741 00:33:00,746 00:33:02,145 I'm a bad gay. I'm a bad gay.
742 00:33:03,582 00:33:05,148 And why do you say that? And why do you say that?
743 00:33:05,217 00:33:06,217 Look at me. Look at me.
744 00:33:06,285 00:33:09,119 I dress like shit, I can't dance, I dress like shit, I can't dance,
745 00:33:09,188 00:33:12,289 your language confuses me. your language confuses me.
746 00:33:12,358 00:33:16,526 Girl, all you need is confidence and experience. Girl, all you need is confidence and experience.
747 00:33:16,595 00:33:18,261 Like anything, gay is learned. Like anything, gay is learned.
748 00:33:18,330 00:33:19,162 It's not just all about—- It's not just all about—-
749 00:33:19,264 00:33:20,998 Taking it up the pooper. Taking it up the pooper.
750 00:33:21,066 00:33:22,232 Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch.
751 00:33:22,301 00:33:23,567 Show some respect. Show some respect.
752 00:33:23,635 00:33:24,835 I was at Stonewall! I was at Stonewall!
753 00:33:24,903 00:33:26,269 I know, darling. I'm sorry. I know, darling. I'm sorry.
754 00:33:26,372 00:33:27,704 [tapping bar] [tapping bar]
755 00:33:27,773 00:33:29,406 Listen, kid, the closet's a nasty place. Listen, kid, the closet's a nasty place.
756 00:33:29,475 00:33:32,843 You don't just pop out and suddenly know everything. You don't just pop out and suddenly know everything.
757 00:33:32,911 00:33:34,544 Think of this as your second birth. Think of this as your second birth.
758 00:33:34,613 00:33:36,546 You've just come out ', You've just come out ',
759 00:33:36,615 00:33:39,483 and now it's time to learn about the world. and now it's time to learn about the world.
760 00:33:41,954 00:33:43,020 Rodney? Rodney?
761 00:33:43,088 00:33:44,855 Hmm? Hmm?
762 00:33:44,923 00:33:46,423 Will you teach me? Will you teach me?
763 00:33:46,492 00:33:49,026 Teach you what, baby? Teach you what, baby?
764 00:33:49,094 00:33:52,162 How—— How to be gay. How—— How to be gay.
765 00:33:52,231 00:33:53,930 Sweetie, you're a little too young for me. Sweetie, you're a little too young for me.
766 00:33:53,999 00:33:56,166 Gross, no. I mean, I—... Gross, no. I mean, I—...
767 00:33:57,903 00:34:01,104 Make me over. Make me over.
768 00:34:01,173 00:34:02,539 Clay... Clay...
769 00:34:05,344 00:34:08,311 let's put some sugar in those britches. let's put some sugar in those britches.
770 00:34:08,380 00:34:11,381 [techno] [techno]
771 00:34:19,525 00:34:21,491 No pointing. No pointing.
772 00:34:22,694 00:34:24,728 No Riverdance! No Riverdance!
773 00:34:26,198 00:34:28,231 Fabulous! Fabulous!
774 00:34:28,367 00:34:29,367 Fierce. Fierce.
775 00:34:42,848 00:34:44,581 [Clay] Melissa Etheridge. [Clay] Melissa Etheridge.
776 00:34:44,650 00:34:46,183 Three—quarter skirt. Three—quarter skirt.
777 00:34:46,251 00:34:47,617 Tom of Finland. Tom of Finland.
778 00:34:47,686 00:34:48,852 Poppers. Poppers.
779 00:34:48,921 00:34:50,320 Magnum condoms. Magnum condoms.
780 00:34:50,389 00:34:51,721 Barney Frank. Barney Frank.
781 00:34:51,790 00:34:53,223 Uh, Alexander the Great. Uh, Alexander the Great.
782 00:34:53,292 00:34:54,391 Queer as Fol. Queer as Fol.
783 00:34:54,426 00:34:57,160 Barebacking intergenerational orgy. Barebacking intergenerational orgy.
784 00:35:00,332 00:35:01,998 What? Say something. What? Say something.
785 00:35:04,002 00:35:06,269 There's nothing more I can teach you. There's nothing more I can teach you.
786 00:35:14,480 00:35:15,946 Fabulous. Fabulous.
787 00:35:22,054 00:35:24,354 [Serena] Holy shit. [Serena] Holy shit.
788 00:35:24,423 00:35:27,124 Hi! Is Amanda around? Hi! Is Amanda around?
789 00:35:27,192 00:35:30,360 Hey. Wow. Hey. Wow.
790 00:35:30,429 00:35:32,963 Who's your... friend, Amanda? Who's your... friend, Amanda?
791 00:35:33,031 00:35:35,365 Serena, this is Clay. Serena, this is Clay.
792 00:35:35,434 00:35:37,200 It's a sincere sensation. It's a sincere sensation.
793 00:35:37,269 00:35:39,569 Yeah... it's nice to meet you, too. Yeah... it's nice to meet you, too.
794 00:35:39,638 00:35:41,638 Uh, Amanda, we should probably get going. Uh, Amanda, we should probably get going.
795 00:35:41,707 00:35:42,873 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
796 00:35:42,941 00:35:43,941 Play safe. Play safe.
797 00:35:45,777 00:35:47,944 [bongos] [bongos]
798 00:35:48,013 00:35:50,881 Earth Mother! Earth Mother!
799 00:35:50,949 00:35:52,849 Secret garden. Secret garden.
800 00:35:52,918 00:35:58,588 I drink from your river the juice of your woman—ness. I drink from your river the juice of your woman—ness.
801 00:35:58,657 00:36:01,558 I harvest your bounty. [banging bongos] I harvest your bounty. [banging bongos]
802 00:36:01,627 00:36:03,193 I eat you. I eat you.
803 00:36:03,262 00:36:04,561 I eat you. I eat you.
804 00:36:04,630 00:36:06,129 I eat you! I eat you!
805 00:36:06,198 00:36:08,064 You eat me! You eat me!
806 00:36:08,133 00:36:11,768 Oh! Oh... oh! Oh! Oh... oh!
807 00:36:17,442 00:36:20,744 The richest coffee in the world The richest coffee in the world
808 00:36:20,812 00:36:24,915 is picked by the poorest people. is picked by the poorest people.
809 00:36:24,983 00:36:26,249 [crowd erupts] [crowd erupts]
810 00:36:26,318 00:36:27,951 [cheers, applause] [cheers, applause]
811 00:36:28,020 00:36:29,686 Yeah! Yeah!
812 00:36:34,193 00:36:36,893 [Sherman] Give it up for Binz Gonzales! [Sherman] Give it up for Binz Gonzales!
813 00:36:36,962 00:36:38,495 Okay, moving on. Okay, moving on.
814 00:36:38,564 00:36:42,799 I have been told that there is a thrilling new performer I have been told that there is a thrilling new performer
815 00:36:42,868 00:36:45,936 here in the LGBT community among us. here in the LGBT community among us.
816 00:36:46,004 00:36:46,803 Marjorie? Marjorie?
817 00:36:46,872 00:36:49,072 Thank you, Sherman. Thank you, Sherman.
818 00:36:49,141 00:36:51,174 [clears throat] [clears throat]
819 00:36:51,243 00:36:53,610 I first saw this next artist I first saw this next artist
820 00:36:53,679 00:36:56,379 in a coffee bar in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, in a coffee bar in Oshkosh, Wisconsin,
821 00:36:56,448 00:37:00,617 where he captivated the room with his heart—wrenching sonnets where he captivated the room with his heart—wrenching sonnets
822 00:37:00,719 00:37:04,854 of growing up gay in a small town. of growing up gay in a small town.
823 00:37:04,923 00:37:09,025 He looks like Lance Bass. He looks like Lance Bass.
824 00:37:09,061 00:37:11,795 He writes like Jean Genet. He writes like Jean Genet.
825 00:37:11,863 00:37:13,163 [crowd "ooh's"] [crowd "ooh's"]
826 00:37:13,232 00:37:15,565 And is more queer than the three—dollar bill And is more queer than the three—dollar bill
827 00:37:15,634 00:37:17,567 in Rosie O'Donnell's back pocket. in Rosie O'Donnell's back pocket.
828 00:37:17,636 00:37:19,469 [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs]
829 00:37:19,538 00:37:25,008 Join me in welcoming the voice of our generation. Join me in welcoming the voice of our generation.
830 00:37:25,077 00:37:27,043 Mr. Clay Adams. Mr. Clay Adams.
831 00:37:27,112 00:37:29,846 [crowd cheers] [crowd cheers]
832 00:37:29,881 00:37:32,249 Are you a performance artist? Are you a performance artist?
833 00:37:32,317 00:37:33,183 Uh—... Uh—...
834 00:37:33,252 00:37:34,985 Come on, Clay. Don't be shy. Come on, Clay. Don't be shy.
835 00:37:35,053 00:37:36,086 This is family. This is family.
836 00:37:36,154 00:37:37,187 [crowd chanting "Clay"] [crowd chanting "Clay"]
837 00:37:37,256 00:37:38,555 Maybe you should go up there. Maybe you should go up there.
838 00:37:38,624 00:37:41,758 [cheering grows louder] [cheering grows louder]
839 00:37:43,195 00:37:47,163 Ladies and gentlemen, Clay Adams! Ladies and gentlemen, Clay Adams!
840 00:37:47,232 00:37:49,866 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
841 00:37:55,307 00:37:56,106 Oh! Oh!
842 00:37:56,174 00:37:57,707 Unh, yeah, that's good. Unh, yeah, that's good.
843 00:37:57,776 00:37:59,109 Thanks, bub. Thanks, bub.
844 00:37:59,177 00:38:02,012 [room grows silent] [room grows silent]
845 00:38:02,080 00:38:04,514 [clears throat] [clears throat]
846 00:38:08,754 00:38:11,288 I, uh... I, uh...
847 00:38:11,356 00:38:13,390 I haven't really prepared anything. I haven't really prepared anything.
848 00:38:13,458 00:38:15,292 Well, you better say somethin'. Well, you better say somethin'.
849 00:38:15,360 00:38:17,527 [people chuckling] [Clay] Yeah. [people chuckling] [Clay] Yeah.
850 00:38:17,596 00:38:20,297 Uh... Uh...
851 00:38:20,365 00:38:22,365 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
852 00:38:22,434 00:38:23,533 Well, this is Well, this is
853 00:38:23,602 00:38:25,268 kind, of, um... uh, it's a, uh... kind, of, um... uh, it's a, uh...
854 00:38:25,337 00:38:26,803 it's a work in progress. it's a work in progress.
855 00:38:30,609 00:38:32,509 All right. Here goes. All right. Here goes.
856 00:38:32,577 00:38:33,577 Uh... Uh...
857 00:38:35,247 00:38:36,379 [clears throat loudly] [clears throat loudly]
858 00:38:39,985 00:38:41,418 Oh, baby, baby... Oh, baby, baby...
859 00:38:43,588 00:38:45,588 how was I s'posed to know... how was I s'posed to know...
860 00:38:47,893 00:38:50,160 that somethin' wasn't right here? that somethin' wasn't right here?
861 00:38:50,228 00:38:51,695 [chuckles] [chuckles]
862 00:38:54,333 00:38:56,399 Oh, baby, baby... Oh, baby, baby...
863 00:38:56,468 00:38:59,202 I shouldn'ta let you go. I shouldn'ta let you go.
864 00:38:59,271 00:39:02,138 And now you're out of sight. Yeah. And now you're out of sight. Yeah.
865 00:39:03,175 00:39:05,041 Show me... Show me...
866 00:39:05,110 00:39:07,310 how y—— how you want it to be. how y—— how you want it to be.
867 00:39:08,780 00:39:10,780 Tell me, baby... Tell me, baby...
868 00:39:10,849 00:39:13,116 'cause I need to know now... 'cause I need to know now...
869 00:39:14,186 00:39:16,553 uh... because... uh... because...
870 00:39:16,621 00:39:19,356 [beating rhythm] [beating rhythm]
871 00:39:19,424 00:39:20,757 [drum continues] [drum continues]
872 00:39:20,826 00:39:21,624 [chuckles] [chuckles]
873 00:39:21,693 00:39:23,293 my loneliness my loneliness
874 00:39:23,362 00:39:24,828 is killin' me. is killin' me.
875 00:39:24,896 00:39:26,096 And I And I
876 00:39:26,164 00:39:29,199 I must confess I still Okay! I must confess I still Okay!
877 00:39:29,267 00:39:30,400 Believe Believe
878 00:39:30,469 00:39:31,568 [All] Still believe [All] Still believe
879 00:39:31,636 00:39:34,738 When I'm not with you, I lose my mind When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
880 00:39:34,806 00:39:38,108 Give me a sign Give me a sign
881 00:39:38,176 00:39:39,943 Whee! Hit me, baby Whee! Hit me, baby
882 00:39:40,011 00:39:41,745 I must confess I must confess
883 00:39:41,813 00:39:44,581 That I believe this That I believe this
884 00:39:44,649 00:39:48,218 It's killin' me now It's killin' me now
885 00:39:48,286 00:39:51,321 To know I still believe To know I still believe
886 00:39:51,390 00:39:52,222 I believe! I believe!
887 00:39:52,324 00:39:53,923 That you will be here That you will be here
888 00:39:53,992 00:39:58,695 And give me a sin And give me a sin
889 00:39:58,764 00:40:01,598 Hit me, baby, one more time Hit me, baby, one more time
890 00:40:01,666 00:40:03,199 I wanna be missed I wanna be missed
891 00:40:03,268 00:40:04,901 You hear me? You hear me?
892 00:40:04,970 00:40:06,636 And I And I
893 00:40:06,705 00:40:08,405 I must confess I must confess
894 00:40:08,473 00:40:10,407 I still believe I still believe
895 00:40:10,475 00:40:11,708 Still believe Still believe
896 00:40:11,777 00:40:12,942 When I'm not with you When I'm not with you
897 00:40:13,011 00:40:14,844 I lose my mind I lose my mind
898 00:40:14,913 00:40:18,481 Give me a sign Give me a sign
899 00:40:18,550 00:40:21,217 Oh, hit me, baby, one more time Oh, hit me, baby, one more time
900 00:40:23,822 00:40:25,221 [both laugh] [both laugh]
901 00:40:26,825 00:40:28,291 Mr. Clay, I have to say Mr. Clay, I have to say
902 00:40:28,360 00:40:30,894 that your performance was oddly touching. that your performance was oddly touching.
903 00:40:30,962 00:40:32,061 Oh. Thank you. Oh. Thank you.
904 00:40:32,130 00:40:33,062 [laughs] Thank you, [laughs] Thank you,
905 00:40:33,131 00:40:34,497 but I think the, uh, but I think the, uh,
906 00:40:34,566 00:40:37,300 the big dyke thing stole the show. Oh, God. the big dyke thing stole the show. Oh, God.
907 00:40:37,369 00:40:38,635 She wasreally hot. She wasreally hot.
908 00:40:38,703 00:40:39,936 Yeah, she was hot. Really. Yeah, she was hot. Really.
909 00:40:40,005 00:40:40,904 [chuckles] [whistles] [chuckles] [whistles]
910 00:40:40,972 00:40:43,339 Ohhh... anyway... Ohhh... anyway...
911 00:40:43,408 00:40:45,008 Anyway... Anyway...
912 00:40:45,076 00:40:45,909 [giggles] [giggles]
913 00:40:45,977 00:40:47,877 Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend?
914 00:40:47,946 00:40:50,113 Who, me? No. No. No, no, no. Who, me? No. No. No, no, no.
915 00:40:51,149 00:40:52,382 That's shocking. That's shocking.
916 00:40:53,418 00:40:55,018 Yeah. Well, I'm... Yeah. Well, I'm...
917 00:40:55,086 00:40:56,686 tryin' to get over someone, so... tryin' to get over someone, so...
918 00:40:56,755 00:40:57,687 What happened? What happened?
919 00:40:57,756 00:40:59,856 He, uh, killed himself. He, uh, killed himself.
920 00:40:59,925 00:41:01,057 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
921 00:41:01,126 00:41:03,226 Yeah. he was a very . Yeah. he was a very .
922 00:41:03,295 00:41:04,739 I don't really want to talk about it. Okay. I don't really want to talk about it. Okay.
923 00:41:04,763 00:41:06,363 So, how about you? Are you dating anyone? So, how about you? Are you dating anyone?
924 00:41:06,431 00:41:09,966 Well, there is this frat guy that's been making overtures. Well, there is this frat guy that's been making overtures.
925 00:41:10,035 00:41:12,368 Seems nice enough, I guess. [chuckles] Seems nice enough, I guess. [chuckles]
926 00:41:12,437 00:41:14,604 Uhh. Frat boys. Uhh. Frat boys.
927 00:41:14,673 00:41:18,641 Oh, but girls like me come here to meet them. Oh, but girls like me come here to meet them.
928 00:41:18,710 00:41:19,742 Girls like you. Girls like you.
929 00:41:19,811 00:41:21,177 Yeah. Yeah.
930 00:41:21,246 00:41:23,257 The kind of girls that look like they have a sure thing... The kind of girls that look like they have a sure thing...
931 00:41:23,281 00:41:24,948 flashin' in neon on their tits. flashin' in neon on their tits.
932 00:41:25,016 00:41:26,816 [laughs] Oh, my God. [laughs] Oh, my God.
933 00:41:26,885 00:41:29,252 Men are such pigs. Men are such pigs.
934 00:41:30,322 00:41:32,922 Yeah, well, uh... Yeah, well, uh...
935 00:41:32,991 00:41:35,091 the worst part is... the worst part is...
936 00:41:35,160 00:41:37,660 I don't really resist it. I don't really resist it.
937 00:41:37,729 00:41:38,795 Why not? Why not?
938 00:41:40,832 00:41:42,265 Because I'm afraid Because I'm afraid
939 00:41:42,334 00:41:44,634 that there's nothing special about me. that there's nothing special about me.
940 00:41:45,570 00:41:46,903 Just another prom queen, Just another prom queen,
941 00:41:46,972 00:41:49,539 daughter of a drunken mother and a philandering father, daughter of a drunken mother and a philandering father,
942 00:41:49,608 00:41:52,408 and... I think I'm supposed to spend my life and... I think I'm supposed to spend my life
943 00:41:52,477 00:41:55,678 trying to find a creative way to repeat the whole cycle. trying to find a creative way to repeat the whole cycle.
944 00:41:55,747 00:41:56,779 [chuckles] [chuckles]
945 00:41:58,116 00:42:00,183 Amanda, you are so not the person Amanda, you are so not the person
946 00:42:00,252 00:42:01,718 I expected you to be. I expected you to be.
947 00:42:01,786 00:42:03,219 Yeah. Yeah.
948 00:42:04,556 00:42:06,289 But nobody really is. Right? But nobody really is. Right?
949 00:42:08,260 00:42:09,826 Right. Right.
950 00:42:16,735 00:42:18,434 Oh, sh... Oh, sh...
951 00:42:18,503 00:42:21,070 I see you. Mr. Man. I see you. Mr. Man.
952 00:42:23,975 00:42:26,175 I wish you were a door, baby, I wish you were a door, baby,
953 00:42:26,244 00:42:28,878 'cause I'd slam you all night long! 'cause I'd slam you all night long!
954 00:42:30,215 00:42:31,347 [laughs] Um... [laughs] Um...
955 00:42:31,416 00:42:32,916 No, thanks. No, thanks.
956 00:42:32,984 00:42:34,651 You're a virgin, aren't you? You're a virgin, aren't you?
957 00:42:34,719 00:42:37,153 Christ, is it tattooed on my forehead? Christ, is it tattooed on my forehead?
958 00:42:37,222 00:42:38,288 Sort of. Sort of.
959 00:42:38,356 00:42:40,423 Okay, well, maybe I ama virgin. Okay, well, maybe I ama virgin.
960 00:42:40,492 00:42:41,724 What's the big deal? What's the big deal?
961 00:42:41,793 00:42:43,593 Maybe I'm just not. Maybe I'm just not.
962 00:42:43,662 00:42:44,827 Maybe I'm asexual. Maybe I'm asexual.
963 00:42:44,896 00:42:45,962 Maybe you're gay. Maybe you're gay.
964 00:42:46,031 00:42:47,130 Maybe I'm just sensitive! Maybe I'm just sensitive!
965 00:42:47,198 00:42:48,498 Mellow, homey! Mellow, homey!
966 00:42:48,567 00:42:50,466 Are you ever not totally wasted? Are you ever not totally wasted?
967 00:42:50,535 00:42:51,935 That is so rude! That is so rude!
968 00:42:52,003 00:42:54,737 There is a lot more to me than meets the eye! There is a lot more to me than meets the eye!
969 00:42:54,806 00:42:57,574 I happen to be a very intelli... I happen to be a very intelli...
970 00:42:58,944 00:43:00,376 [loud flushing] [loud flushing]
971 00:43:03,782 00:43:04,914 You all right? You all right?
972 00:43:04,983 00:43:06,549 [water splashing] [water splashing]
973 00:43:06,618 00:43:07,717 Yeah. Yeah.
974 00:43:10,555 00:43:12,822 It's all just screwed up, you know—... It's all just screwed up, you know—...
975 00:43:12,891 00:43:16,593 School and relationships and men and women. School and relationships and men and women.
976 00:43:16,661 00:43:20,163 I mean... nobody knows who the hell they are. I mean... nobody knows who the hell they are.
977 00:43:21,766 00:43:23,377 You know what? Forget all that stuff, Amanda. You know what? Forget all that stuff, Amanda.
978 00:43:23,401 00:43:25,902 All that matters is right now. And right now, All that matters is right now. And right now,
979 00:43:25,971 00:43:28,071 I'm happy. You know? I'm happy. You know?
980 00:43:28,139 00:43:29,973 I got my health. I got a killer outfit. I got my health. I got a killer outfit.
981 00:43:30,041 00:43:31,274 I'm hangin' out with you. I'm hangin' out with you.
982 00:43:31,343 00:43:33,276 It's good enough for me. It's good enough for me.
983 00:43:36,181 00:43:38,615 I had a... really good time tonight. I had a... really good time tonight.
984 00:43:38,683 00:43:40,183 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, me, too.
985 00:43:40,251 00:43:41,451 A really good time. A really good time.
986 00:43:41,519 00:43:43,586 You wanna do it again sometime? You wanna do it again sometime?
987 00:43:45,857 00:43:47,190 It's not a trick question. It's not a trick question.
988 00:43:47,258 00:43:48,291 No. I know. I know. No. I know. I know.
989 00:43:48,360 00:43:50,026 Um... yeah. Um... yeah.
990 00:43:50,095 00:43:51,260 You do. Yes. You do. Yes.
991 00:43:51,329 00:43:52,629 You want to go out again. Mm—hmm. You want to go out again. Mm—hmm.
992 00:43:52,697 00:43:53,630 [chuckling] All right. [chuckling] All right.
993 00:43:53,698 00:43:54,998 All right. Well... All right. Well...
994 00:43:55,066 00:43:56,199 Good night. Good night.
995 00:43:56,267 00:43:57,300 Good night. Good night.
996 00:44:01,039 00:44:01,938 Okay. Okay.
997 00:44:01,973 00:44:03,539 All right. All right.
998 00:44:03,608 00:44:05,441 Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
999 00:44:05,510 00:44:06,510 [giggles] [giggles]
1000 00:44:11,716 00:44:14,517 [breathing passionately] [breathing passionately]
1001 00:44:16,221 00:44:17,221 [exhales] [exhales]
1002 00:44:20,425 00:44:21,524 [Matt exhales sharply] [Matt exhales sharply]
1003 00:44:23,061 00:44:24,761 What are you doin'? What are you doin'?
1004 00:44:25,697 00:44:27,196 I want you, Clay. I want you, Clay.
1005 00:44:31,636 00:44:32,636 Oh, Matt. Oh, Matt.
1006 00:44:38,543 00:44:40,376 What are you doin'? What are you doin'?
1007 00:44:40,445 00:44:41,511 Nothin'. Nothin'.
1008 00:44:42,947 00:44:43,947 Okay. Okay.
1009 00:44:44,783 00:44:47,250 Oh, dude. I am in love, man. Oh, dude. I am in love, man.
1010 00:44:47,318 00:44:48,418 What's his name? What's his name?
1011 00:44:50,155 00:44:52,388 Amanda is totally feelin' me, dude. Amanda is totally feelin' me, dude.
1012 00:44:52,424 00:44:54,257 I can sense it. You know? I can sense it. You know?
1013 00:44:54,325 00:44:56,693 I think gay Clay is cooler than me. I think gay Clay is cooler than me.
1014 00:44:56,761 00:44:58,928 You know? He's—— He's totally ballsy. You know? He's—— He's totally ballsy.
1015 00:45:00,665 00:45:02,198 Should I get my nipple pierced? Should I get my nipple pierced?
1016 00:45:02,267 00:45:05,368 Is there any part of you that sees how immoral this is? Is there any part of you that sees how immoral this is?
1017 00:45:05,437 00:45:06,669 What's wrong with you, Matt? What's wrong with you, Matt?
1018 00:45:06,738 00:45:08,604 It's like you're gunning for me to fail, man. It's like you're gunning for me to fail, man.
1019 00:45:08,673 00:45:10,540 I mean, do you honestly want the two of us I mean, do you honestly want the two of us
1020 00:45:10,608 00:45:14,177 wallowing in the room by ourselves for the next four years? wallowing in the room by ourselves for the next four years?
1021 00:45:15,647 00:45:17,113 You're turning into a bitchy queen. You're turning into a bitchy queen.
1022 00:45:17,182 00:45:20,983 Well, sometimes bein' a bitch is all a man has in this world. Well, sometimes bein' a bitch is all a man has in this world.
1023 00:45:23,054 00:45:24,087 [sighs] [sighs]
1024 00:45:32,464 00:45:34,097 Ahem. Ahem.
1025 00:45:34,165 00:45:35,698 Mochaccino break? Mochaccino break?
1026 00:45:37,402 00:45:38,968 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1027 00:45:39,037 00:45:42,238 Jessica is a fashion disaster. Jessica is a fashion disaster.
1028 00:45:42,307 00:45:44,307 My clothes suck, too. My clothes suck, too.
1029 00:45:44,375 00:45:47,243 Maybe you just need to bust out a little bit. Maybe you just need to bust out a little bit.
1030 00:45:47,312 00:45:49,846 Like this. Hello! Like this. Hello!
1031 00:45:49,914 00:45:50,914 Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
1032 00:45:50,949 00:45:52,782 No. I'm serious. No! No. I'm serious. No!
1033 00:45:52,851 00:45:54,383 Just try it on, please? Just try it on, please?
1034 00:45:54,452 00:45:55,492 No. I really don't want to. No. I really don't want to.
1035 00:45:55,520 00:45:57,220 Dig deep, girl. Do it. Dig deep, girl. Do it.
1036 00:45:58,556 00:46:00,056 For me. Okay. For me. Okay.
1037 00:46:03,928 00:46:06,763 Within your breasts Within your breasts
1038 00:46:07,899 00:46:09,165 [clears throat loudly] [clears throat loudly]
1039 00:46:10,835 00:46:13,336 Okay. We're good. We're good. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good. We're good. Okay. Okay.
1040 00:46:13,404 00:46:14,771 Ready? Look. Look. Okay. Ready? Look. Look. Okay.
1041 00:46:14,839 00:46:18,341 This is nice. Diagonal with the floral. This is nice. Diagonal with the floral.
1042 00:46:18,409 00:46:19,809 Lookin' hot. This is fun. Lookin' hot. This is fun.
1043 00:46:19,878 00:46:20,878 These are great. These are great.
1044 00:46:20,912 00:46:22,645 Check it out. Come here. Check it out. Come here.
1045 00:46:22,714 00:46:23,846 [sighs] [sighs]
1046 00:46:26,284 00:46:27,284 Here. Here.
1047 00:46:28,219 00:46:30,753 Like stars on the sea Like stars on the sea
1048 00:46:30,822 00:46:31,888 [instrumental] [instrumental]
1049 00:46:31,956 00:46:34,624 And stones in the sky [chuckles] And stones in the sky [chuckles]
1050 00:46:34,692 00:46:35,825 Look at you. Look at you.
1051 00:46:36,828 00:46:38,394 You look incredible. You look incredible.
1052 00:46:38,463 00:46:39,395 What are you doin'? What are you doin'?
1053 00:46:39,464 00:46:40,830 Is that my dress? Is that my dress?
1054 00:46:40,899 00:46:42,298 I fuckin' hate you, Amanda! I fuckin' hate you, Amanda!
1055 00:46:42,367 00:46:43,299 That rag makes my ass That rag makes my ass
1056 00:46:43,368 00:46:44,834 look like a fuckin' Mack truck! look like a fuckin' Mack truck!
1057 00:46:44,903 00:46:47,403 You have a beautiful ass. You have a beautiful ass.
1058 00:46:47,472 00:46:49,005 Well, thank you, Rah. So. Well, thank you, Rah. So.
1059 00:46:49,073 00:46:50,106 Clay. Are you gonna Clay. Are you gonna
1060 00:46:50,175 00:46:51,455 be here for the party next week? be here for the party next week?
1061 00:46:51,509 00:46:52,653 Clay's not really into that kinda Clay's not really into that kinda
1062 00:46:52,677 00:46:54,377 stuff, Jessica. You know how important stuff, Jessica. You know how important
1063 00:46:54,445 00:46:55,845 it is, Amanda. it is, Amanda.
1064 00:46:57,148 00:46:59,248 I would absolutely love to go to a party. I would absolutely love to go to a party.
1065 00:46:59,317 00:47:02,585 Saturday. Be there. Rock on. Okay? Saturday. Be there. Rock on. Okay?
1066 00:47:02,654 00:47:04,120 So a party, huh? So a party, huh?
1067 00:47:04,189 00:47:05,087 Yep. Okay. Yep. Okay.
1068 00:47:05,156 00:47:06,156 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1069 00:47:06,224 00:47:08,457 So, you wanna ditch class and get drunk? So, you wanna ditch class and get drunk?
1070 00:47:08,526 00:47:10,626 Totally. All right. [laughs] Totally. All right. [laughs]
1071 00:47:10,695 00:47:11,561 Later. Later.
1072 00:47:11,629 00:47:12,695 [girls chuckling] [girls chuckling]
1073 00:47:12,764 00:47:13,764 Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
1074 00:47:16,000 00:47:18,501 Amanda's out with her gay friend. Amanda's out with her gay friend.
1075 00:47:20,438 00:47:21,737 What is she doin' with him? What is she doin' with him?
1076 00:47:21,806 00:47:23,506 Learning how to suck dick. Learning how to suck dick.
1077 00:47:23,575 00:47:25,474 [chuckles] Charming, as always. [chuckles] Charming, as always.
1078 00:47:25,543 00:47:27,810 Cock—blocked by a butt pirate. Cock—blocked by a butt pirate.
1079 00:47:27,879 00:47:29,545 I've got the situation under control. I've got the situation under control.
1080 00:47:29,614 00:47:30,880 Mmm...[chuckles] Mmm...[chuckles]
1081 00:47:31,950 00:47:34,116 So. What are you doin' tonight. So. What are you doin' tonight.
1082 00:47:35,420 00:47:37,420 Jesus, you still want to have sex with me. Jesus, you still want to have sex with me.
1083 00:47:37,488 00:47:39,989 Hah! Don't flatter yourself. Hah! Don't flatter yourself.
1084 00:47:41,459 00:47:42,992 Why? Do you—— Do you want to? Why? Do you—— Do you want to?
1085 00:47:43,061 00:47:44,160 Pig. [chuckles] Pig. [chuckles]
1086 00:47:44,229 00:47:46,362 Why are you such a man heater, Serena? Why are you such a man heater, Serena?
1087 00:47:46,431 00:47:49,165 It's like you're jealous or something. It's like you're jealous or something.
1088 00:47:49,234 00:47:51,367 You're right, dammit. I amjealous. You're right, dammit. I amjealous.
1089 00:47:54,706 00:47:57,740 Why am I such a vicious bitch? Why am I such a vicious bitch?
1090 00:47:59,077 00:48:02,311 I am so sorry, Tazwell. I am so sorry, Tazwell.
1091 00:48:03,982 00:48:05,448 Oh, Serena... Oh, Serena...
1092 00:48:05,516 00:48:06,449 Moron. Moron.
1093 00:48:06,517 00:48:07,517 [laughs] [laughs]
1094 00:48:08,586 00:48:10,686 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
1095 00:48:17,595 00:48:18,628 Hey, stranger. Hey, stranger.
1096 00:48:18,696 00:48:19,896 Hey, Tazwell. Hi. Hey, Tazwell. Hi.
1097 00:48:19,964 00:48:21,430 You wanna go grab a bite to eat? You wanna go grab a bite to eat?
1098 00:48:21,499 00:48:23,266 Hey, darlin'. Mwah! Hey, darlin'. Mwah!
1099 00:48:23,334 00:48:25,101 Oh, hi. Let's go. Oh, hi. Let's go.
1100 00:48:25,169 00:48:27,003 I'm sorry. I already have plans. I'm sorry. I already have plans.
1101 00:48:27,071 00:48:29,071 [Clay] Yeah, you can come. [Clay] Yeah, you can come.
1102 00:48:29,140 00:48:30,673 Thanks, but no. Thanks, but no.
1103 00:48:33,244 00:48:35,044 So, what are we doin' tonight? So, what are we doin' tonight?
1104 00:48:35,113 00:48:36,412 We're gonna go to a place We're gonna go to a place
1105 00:48:36,481 00:48:38,848 where guys won't stare at my rack all night. where guys won't stare at my rack all night.
1106 00:48:40,018 00:48:41,817 I don't know of such a place. I don't know of such a place.
1107 00:48:41,886 00:48:43,753 A gay bar. A gay bar.
1108 00:48:43,821 00:48:46,722 [sighs] Wouldn't you rather, like, go to the movies—— No, no, please. [sighs] Wouldn't you rather, like, go to the movies—— No, no, please.
1109 00:48:46,791 00:48:48,324 Clay, I've never been. Clay, I've never been.
1110 00:48:48,393 00:48:49,393 Please? Please?
1111 00:48:50,461 00:48:53,062 [hot dance beat] [hot dance beat]
1112 00:48:53,131 00:48:55,231 [crowd shouts, chatters] [crowd shouts, chatters]
1113 00:49:01,439 00:49:02,672 [Man] For ladies... [Man] For ladies...
1114 00:49:02,740 00:49:04,407 and for gents. and for gents.
1115 00:49:04,475 00:49:05,708 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
1116 00:49:05,777 00:49:06,809 My girl! My girl!
1117 00:49:06,878 00:49:08,244 What's up, kid? What's up, kid?
1118 00:49:08,313 00:49:09,412 Hello, ladies. Hi! Hello, ladies. Hi!
1119 00:49:09,480 00:49:10,746 [laughs] [laughs]
1120 00:49:10,815 00:49:12,081 Hello. Hello.
1121 00:49:13,051 00:49:15,084 This is my BFF Amanda. This is my BFF Amanda.
1122 00:49:15,153 00:49:16,652 Hey, darlin'. Nice Hey, darlin'. Nice
1123 00:49:16,721 00:49:17,620 rack. rack.
1124 00:49:17,689 00:49:18,621 Clay. Sweet, sweet, Clay, Clay. Sweet, sweet, Clay,
1125 00:49:18,690 00:49:20,122 What can I fetch for y'all? What can I fetch for y'all?
1126 00:49:20,191 00:49:21,257 Uh... Um, Uh... Um,
1127 00:49:21,326 00:49:22,558 tequila. Yeah? tequila. Yeah?
1128 00:49:22,627 00:49:23,627 Doubles, Doubles,
1129 00:49:23,695 00:49:25,027 please. please.
1130 00:49:25,096 00:49:27,396 You go ahead and drink that pain away, girl. You go ahead and drink that pain away, girl.
1131 00:49:27,465 00:49:29,565 [both chuckle] Gimme an apple martini. [both chuckle] Gimme an apple martini.
1132 00:49:29,634 00:49:30,733 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
1133 00:49:30,802 00:49:32,268 Have I ever told you Have I ever told you
1134 00:49:32,337 00:49:34,704 you are the cutest little poofter on campus? you are the cutest little poofter on campus?
1135 00:49:34,772 00:49:36,605 Uh, no, but thanks. Uh, no, but thanks.
1136 00:49:36,674 00:49:38,574 Th—This is Amanda. Th—This is Amanda.
1137 00:49:38,643 00:49:39,742 [Amanda] Hi. Hi. [Amanda] Hi. Hi.
1138 00:49:39,811 00:49:41,644 How about a dance, Clay? How about a dance, Clay?
1139 00:49:41,713 00:49:43,145 I don't think so. I don't think so.
1140 00:49:43,214 00:49:44,080 Come on. Come on.
1141 00:49:44,148 00:49:45,748 No, really, Sherman. Maybe later? No, really, Sherman. Maybe later?
1142 00:49:45,817 00:49:47,016 Okey—dokey. Mm—hmm. Okey—dokey. Mm—hmm.
1143 00:49:47,085 00:49:48,317 Mm—hmm. Mm—hmm.
1144 00:49:49,387 00:49:50,286 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1145 00:49:50,355 00:49:51,454 See you later, Clay. See you later, Clay.
1146 00:49:51,522 00:49:52,522 Uh—huh. Uh—huh.
1147 00:49:53,458 00:49:55,725 Not your type? No. Not your type? No.
1148 00:49:55,793 00:49:57,893 She is a bit of a shit souffl. She is a bit of a shit souffl.
1149 00:49:57,962 00:49:59,562 [Clay laughs] [Clay laughs]
1150 00:49:59,630 00:50:02,431 So. What isyour type? So. What isyour type?
1151 00:50:03,835 00:50:04,835 Not him. Not him.
1152 00:50:04,869 00:50:07,136 I'm not cramping your style, am I? I'm not cramping your style, am I?
1153 00:50:07,205 00:50:08,070 [sighs] Because—... [sighs] Because—...
1154 00:50:08,139 00:50:09,383 No, really, you should feel free No, really, you should feel free
1155 00:50:09,407 00:50:12,074 to go home with a guy if... that's what you want. to go home with a guy if... that's what you want.
1156 00:50:12,143 00:50:15,478 Amanda, you are my number one tonight. Okay? Amanda, you are my number one tonight. Okay?
1157 00:50:15,546 00:50:16,779 Ohhh... Ohhh...
1158 00:50:18,249 00:50:20,649 Okay. Let's drink. Okay. Let's drink.
1159 00:50:20,718 00:50:22,251 [sighs] Oh, God. [sighs] Oh, God.
1160 00:50:26,424 00:50:28,290 Aah! Okay. Let's dance. [Clay coughs] Aah! Okay. Let's dance. [Clay coughs]
1161 00:50:28,359 00:50:29,925 Yeah? Dance? Yeah. Yeah? Dance? Yeah.
1162 00:50:29,994 00:50:31,861 [loud techno] [loud techno]
1163 00:50:31,929 00:50:34,964 Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher
1164 00:50:35,033 00:50:38,834 Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher
1165 00:50:38,903 00:50:40,403 Higher and higher Higher and higher
1166 00:50:40,471 00:50:42,505 Imagine I can Imagine I can
1167 00:50:42,573 00:50:44,273 Imagine I can Imagine I can
1168 00:50:44,342 00:50:46,075 Imagine I can Imagine I can
1169 00:50:46,144 00:50:47,910 Imagine I can Imagine I can
1170 00:50:47,979 00:50:50,846 Hey... Hey...
1171 00:50:56,454 00:50:58,954 [builds to crescendo] [builds to crescendo]
1172 00:50:59,023 00:51:01,424 [cheering, shouting] [cheering, shouting]
1173 00:51:22,380 00:51:25,114 Listen, man, I need the room. Listen, man, I need the room.
1174 00:51:25,183 00:51:26,183 I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping.
1175 00:51:26,217 00:51:27,249 I know, I know, I know, I know,
1176 00:51:27,318 00:51:29,185 but Amanda and I want to hang out. but Amanda and I want to hang out.
1177 00:51:30,555 00:51:32,321 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
1178 00:51:32,390 00:51:35,357 No. I—— I think tonight's the night, man. No. I—— I think tonight's the night, man.
1179 00:51:35,426 00:51:36,759 [groans] [groans]
1180 00:51:39,730 00:51:42,965 Ohhh... so this is the big moment. Ohhh... so this is the big moment.
1181 00:51:43,067 00:51:45,367 I think so. I think so.
1182 00:51:45,436 00:51:46,936 Tell me. How's e Tell me. How's e
1183 00:51:47,004 00:51:49,438 just to screw some girl? just to screw some girl?
1184 00:51:49,507 00:51:51,740 It's like ideological rape. It's like ideological rape.
1185 00:51:51,809 00:51:53,843 You know what? It—— It's not like that, man. You know what? It—— It's not like that, man.
1186 00:51:53,911 00:51:55,411 I'm really into this chick. I'm really into this chick.
1187 00:51:55,480 00:51:57,680 Why aren't you happy for me? Why aren't you happy for me?
1188 00:51:57,748 00:51:59,081 Because. I—- Because. I—-
1189 00:51:59,150 00:52:00,150 What?! What?!
1190 00:52:01,953 00:52:04,220 Nothing. You're a dick. Nothing. You're a dick.
1191 00:52:08,126 00:52:09,925 Hi! Matt, right? Hi! Matt, right?
1192 00:52:09,994 00:52:11,393 Yeah! See ya. Yeah! See ya.
1193 00:52:12,763 00:52:14,230 Uh... uh, come on in. Uh... uh, come on in.
1194 00:52:14,298 00:52:15,631 Thanks. Thanks.
1195 00:52:19,370 00:52:21,237 [humming] [humming]
1196 00:52:21,305 00:52:23,205 [clattering] Shit! [clattering] Shit!
1197 00:52:23,274 00:52:24,907 You scared the crap You scared the crap
1198 00:52:24,976 00:52:27,109 outta me! What are you doin' here? outta me! What are you doin' here?
1199 00:52:27,178 00:52:29,011 What are What are
1200 00:52:29,080 00:52:30,080 you? you?
1201 00:52:32,517 00:52:34,083 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1202 00:52:34,152 00:52:35,317 So, you wanna fuck? So, you wanna fuck?
1203 00:52:40,591 00:52:42,224 So. So.
1204 00:52:42,293 00:52:43,293 So. So.
1205 00:52:44,862 00:52:47,263 Uh, do you mind if I lay down for a second? Uh, do you mind if I lay down for a second?
1206 00:52:47,331 00:52:48,764 Oh, n—no. No, not at all. Oh, n—no. No, not at all.
1207 00:52:48,833 00:52:49,833 Oh, great. Oh, great.
1208 00:52:50,868 00:52:51,868 Yeah. Yeah.
1209 00:52:53,771 00:52:55,437 [sighing] Ohhh... [sighing] Ohhh...
1210 00:52:57,041 00:52:59,508 [sighing] Oh, God, I think I'm drunk. [sighing] Oh, God, I think I'm drunk.
1211 00:53:00,678 00:53:01,678 You okay? You okay?
1212 00:53:02,947 00:53:05,214 Hell, Clay, I've turned into a fag hag. Hell, Clay, I've turned into a fag hag.
1213 00:53:05,283 00:53:10,986 I'm actually lying here wondering why all guys can't be just like you. I'm actually lying here wondering why all guys can't be just like you.
1214 00:53:11,055 00:53:13,622 Ohh! What am I doing here, Clay? Ohh! What am I doing here, Clay?
1215 00:53:13,691 00:53:15,024 What do you mean? What do you mean?
1216 00:53:16,594 00:53:17,893 I really like you. I really like you.
1217 00:53:18,963 00:53:21,030 Yeah, I... Yeah, I...
1218 00:53:21,098 00:53:22,598 I really like you, too. I really like you, too.
1219 00:53:22,667 00:53:25,167 You're most most amazing person I've ever met. You're most most amazing person I've ever met.
1220 00:53:25,236 00:53:27,236 No. You don't understand. No. You don't understand.
1221 00:53:30,107 00:53:31,107 Um... Um...
1222 00:53:32,944 00:53:34,910 I likeyou. I likeyou.
1223 00:53:41,352 00:53:42,384 Do you li... Do you li...
1224 00:53:48,326 00:53:50,125 [inhales deeply] [inhales deeply]
1225 00:53:54,932 00:53:56,098 I can't do this. I can't do this.
1226 00:53:56,167 00:53:57,666 I can't do this right now. I can't do this right now.
1227 00:53:57,768 00:53:59,535 Why? Wh—— Because I'm gay? Why? Wh—— Because I'm gay?
1228 00:53:59,604 00:54:00,803 No. Well, yes. No. Well, yes.
1229 00:54:00,871 00:54:03,339 This is—— This is just... not right. This is—— This is just... not right.
1230 00:54:03,407 00:54:07,176 It's unfair to you, '. It's unfair to you, '.
1231 00:54:07,245 00:54:09,411 W—Wait. W—Wait.
1232 00:54:09,480 00:54:11,480 There's something I need to tell—— No. Don't. There's something I need to tell—— No. Don't.
1233 00:54:12,450 00:54:14,016 I—— I gotta go. I—— I gotta go.
1234 00:54:16,020 00:54:18,454 [opens door] [opens door]
1235 00:54:18,522 00:54:21,023 Don't sweat it, dude. It happens. Don't sweat it, dude. It happens.
1236 00:54:23,060 00:54:25,060 You think I'm a fag, don't you? You think I'm a fag, don't you?
1237 00:54:26,464 00:54:30,099 Even if you are, it's no big deal. Even if you are, it's no big deal.
1238 00:54:30,167 00:54:31,500 They ain't special. They ain't special.
1239 00:54:31,535 00:54:33,202 Your shit'll stink either way. [chuckles] Your shit'll stink either way. [chuckles]
1240 00:54:34,472 00:54:35,571 Besides, we both know Besides, we both know
1241 00:54:35,640 00:54:38,107 who you'd rather be screwin'. Who? who you'd rather be screwin'. Who?
1242 00:54:38,175 00:54:40,009 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1243 00:54:40,077 00:54:41,443 You're not foolin' anyone. You're not foolin' anyone.
1244 00:54:44,382 00:54:46,749 It ain't that deep, babe. It ain't that deep, babe.
1245 00:54:51,188 00:54:52,708 You're not so freaky when you're sober. You're not so freaky when you're sober.
1246 00:54:52,757 00:54:54,723 Don't tell anyone, okay? Don't tell anyone, okay?
1247 00:54:59,463 00:55:00,463 Later. Later.
1248 00:55:09,173 00:55:11,073 Serena, do you have a second? Serena, do you have a second?
1249 00:55:11,942 00:55:14,877 Give us a second, Tanya. Give us a second, Tanya.
1250 00:55:14,945 00:55:16,845 She's got such magic fingers. She's got such magic fingers.
1251 00:55:18,716 00:55:19,648 [sighs] [sighs]
1252 00:55:19,717 00:55:22,351 So. What's up, Amanda? So. What's up, Amanda?
1253 00:55:22,420 00:55:24,186 About the freak fest. About the freak fest.
1254 00:55:25,423 00:55:27,790 My guy's not into me. My guy's not into me.
1255 00:55:27,858 00:55:29,558 You're in love with him. You're in love with him.
1256 00:55:29,627 00:55:32,127 No. I just don't think it's gonna work out. No. I just don't think it's gonna work out.
1257 00:55:33,964 00:55:36,565 You know, my cousin married a gay man. You know, my cousin married a gay man.
1258 00:55:36,634 00:55:38,734 Had no idea he was into dudes Had no idea he was into dudes
1259 00:55:38,803 00:55:42,237 until she caught him blowing his best friend in the garage. until she caught him blowing his best friend in the garage.
1260 00:55:42,306 00:55:47,443 She freaked out, ran into the street, and got hit by a truck. She freaked out, ran into the street, and got hit by a truck.
1261 00:55:47,511 00:55:49,812 Today she's, like. Today she's, like.
1262 00:55:50,648 00:55:53,182 And... your point... is... And... your point... is...
1263 00:55:53,250 00:55:55,317 My point is, wake up, Amanda. My point is, wake up, Amanda.
1264 00:55:55,353 00:55:58,454 Gays manipulate women into falling for them all the time. Gays manipulate women into falling for them all the time.
1265 00:55:58,522 00:56:00,089 Well, Clay's not like that. Well, Clay's not like that.
1266 00:56:00,157 00:56:03,992 Fine. Then let's say he tries giving up gay life for you. Fine. Then let's say he tries giving up gay life for you.
1267 00:56:04,061 00:56:06,061 Do you really think he can talk himself out of it? Do you really think he can talk himself out of it?
1268 00:56:06,130 00:56:07,830 He's had a dick in his mouth, He's had a dick in his mouth,
1269 00:56:07,898 00:56:11,033 and he's gonna want it again, because fags, Amanda, and he's gonna want it again, because fags, Amanda,
1270 00:56:11,102 00:56:13,168 are still men. are still men.
1271 00:56:13,237 00:56:15,938 Well, I really don't think that that means Well, I really don't think that that means
1272 00:56:16,006 00:56:19,041 that we have to go out of our way to hurt them. that we have to go out of our way to hurt them.
1273 00:56:19,110 00:56:22,911 Listen. You're part of the superior Tau legacy. Listen. You're part of the superior Tau legacy.
1274 00:56:22,980 00:56:25,147 You're basically getting a free ride here. You're basically getting a free ride here.
1275 00:56:25,182 00:56:27,716 Are you gonna drop out of school and ruin your whole life Are you gonna drop out of school and ruin your whole life
1276 00:56:27,785 00:56:30,085 over some misguided attraction to a homo? over some misguided attraction to a homo?
1277 00:56:32,189 00:56:36,024 You're such a beautiful, sensitive girl. You're such a beautiful, sensitive girl.
1278 00:56:38,963 00:56:40,396 You belong here... You belong here...
1279 00:56:40,464 00:56:42,197 with your sisters. with your sisters.
1280 00:56:43,367 00:56:45,267 Okay, I—— I gotta go to class. Okay, I—— I gotta go to class.
1281 00:56:45,336 00:56:47,903 Okay, baby. Run along, then. Okay, baby. Run along, then.
1282 00:56:56,480 00:56:58,213 I'll see you next week. I'll see you next week.
1283 00:56:59,784 00:57:01,850 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
1284 00:57:02,953 00:57:04,987 Can I talk to you about my paper? Can I talk to you about my paper?
1285 00:57:06,056 00:57:07,523 Your read on Huckleberry Finn Your read on Huckleberry Finn
1286 00:57:07,591 00:57:09,892 left much to be desired, Mr. Adams. left much to be desired, Mr. Adams.
1287 00:57:09,960 00:57:12,795 Huck and Jim as interracial gay lovers? Huck and Jim as interracial gay lovers?
1288 00:57:12,863 00:57:13,762 Please. Please.
1289 00:57:13,831 00:57:15,497 I thought you wanted something new, I thought you wanted something new,
1290 00:57:15,566 00:57:16,932 something revolutionary. something revolutionary.
1291 00:57:17,001 00:57:18,967 All you did was give the analysis a makeover. All you did was give the analysis a makeover.
1292 00:57:19,036 00:57:22,004 At the core, your paper is painfully conventional. At the core, your paper is painfully conventional.
1293 00:57:22,072 00:57:24,673 Revolutionary? I don't think so. Revolutionary? I don't think so.
1294 00:57:28,078 00:57:29,111 Bitch. Bitch.
1295 00:57:30,548 00:57:32,214 Hey. Hey.
1296 00:57:32,283 00:57:33,916 Where you been hidin', Amanda? Where you been hidin', Amanda?
1297 00:57:33,984 00:57:37,119 Oh, over the rainbow and far from heaven. Oh, over the rainbow and far from heaven.
1298 00:57:37,188 00:57:38,287 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1299 00:57:38,355 00:57:41,356 You got feelings for the gay guy, huh? You got feelings for the gay guy, huh?
1300 00:57:41,425 00:57:43,358 I just think I have an overwhelming need I just think I have an overwhelming need
1301 00:57:43,427 00:57:46,762 to confirm the impossibility of me finding the right person. to confirm the impossibility of me finding the right person.
1302 00:57:46,831 00:57:48,730 Well, you know, maybe that's just easier Well, you know, maybe that's just easier
1303 00:57:48,799 00:57:51,300 than getting close to someone who's... than getting close to someone who's...
1304 00:57:51,368 00:57:52,634 appropriate. appropriate.
1305 00:57:53,971 00:57:56,505 And who's appropriate for me, Tazwell? And who's appropriate for me, Tazwell?
1306 00:57:56,574 00:57:58,507 Someone not gay? [chuckles] Someone not gay? [chuckles]
1307 00:57:58,576 00:58:00,442 Right. You know, whenever I feel Right. You know, whenever I feel
1308 00:58:00,511 00:58:02,344 like it's all fucked, I just... like it's all fucked, I just...
1309 00:58:02,413 00:58:04,379 well, I go to the roof of the house and sit. well, I go to the roof of the house and sit.
1310 00:58:04,448 00:58:06,548 And I'll check out the stars and... And I'll check out the stars and...
1311 00:58:06,617 00:58:08,250 and listen to the wind and... and listen to the wind and...
1312 00:58:08,319 00:58:10,786 smoke a cigarette... and just for a second, smoke a cigarette... and just for a second,
1313 00:58:10,855 00:58:12,187 nothing's really that deep. nothing's really that deep.
1314 00:58:12,256 00:58:13,956 And I realize all I needed was just And I realize all I needed was just
1315 00:58:14,024 00:58:17,593 that one perfect moment to make all the bullshit go away. that one perfect moment to make all the bullshit go away.
1316 00:58:18,529 00:58:19,895 But then the moment leaves. But then the moment leaves.
1317 00:58:19,964 00:58:22,097 Yeah, and then another one comes along. Yeah, and then another one comes along.
1318 00:58:22,166 00:58:27,002 You just... you gotta learn to savor the small stuff, Amanda. You just... you gotta learn to savor the small stuff, Amanda.
1319 00:58:27,071 00:58:28,071 Like what? Like what?
1320 00:58:28,138 00:58:30,806 Like... Like...
1321 00:58:30,875 00:58:32,574 starin' at a cheeseburger, right? starin' at a cheeseburger, right?
1322 00:58:32,643 00:58:34,710 And knowin' that nothin'll be more satisfyi" And knowin' that nothin'll be more satisfyi"
1323 00:58:34,778 00:58:36,478 than takin' that first bite. than takin' that first bite.
1324 00:58:36,547 00:58:38,780 Or when you get stoned and you realize... Or when you get stoned and you realize...
1325 00:58:38,849 00:58:40,749 "Hey. I'm stoned." "Hey. I'm stoned."
1326 00:58:40,818 00:58:42,784 Yeah, or like the moment Yeah, or like the moment
1327 00:58:42,853 00:58:44,620 when you see a white plastic bag when you see a white plastic bag
1328 00:58:44,688 00:58:46,989 blowing in circles in the breeze. blowing in circles in the breeze.
1329 00:58:47,057 00:58:47,990 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1330 00:58:48,058 00:58:50,392 Yeah. Man, you aretough. Yeah. Man, you aretough.
1331 00:58:50,461 00:58:53,395 But I break just like a little girl. But I break just like a little girl.
1332 00:58:54,431 00:58:56,031 [chuckles] See, this is [chuckles] See, this is
1333 00:58:56,100 00:58:57,966 one of those little moments for me—- one of those little moments for me—-
1334 00:58:58,035 00:59:01,169 sittin' here with you, thinkin', "Shit, this is why I'm a man sittin' here with you, thinkin', "Shit, this is why I'm a man
1335 00:59:01,238 00:59:03,071 and God created women." [chuckles] and God created women." [chuckles]
1336 00:59:03,140 00:59:06,408 But there's no place in the universe I'd rather be... But there's no place in the universe I'd rather be...
1337 00:59:06,477 00:59:09,077 or nothin' else I'd rather do than... or nothin' else I'd rather do than...
1338 00:59:09,146 00:59:10,679 to kiss you. to kiss you.
1339 00:59:18,088 00:59:20,956 Are you trying to rescue me... Tazwell? Are you trying to rescue me... Tazwell?
1340 00:59:21,025 00:59:22,057 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1341 00:59:22,993 00:59:25,127 Let's go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.
1342 00:59:26,063 00:59:27,529 Amanda, it's Clay. Amanda, it's Clay.
1343 00:59:27,598 00:59:28,598 Uh... Uh...
1344 00:59:29,733 00:59:31,733 We need to talk. We need to talk.
1345 00:59:31,802 00:59:33,835 Call me back, okay? Call me back, okay?
1346 00:59:33,904 00:59:34,904 Bye. Bye.
1347 00:59:37,975 00:59:38,975 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
1348 00:59:39,009 00:59:40,120 You look really cute tonight. You look really cute tonight.
1349 00:59:40,144 00:59:41,910 Sherman, you scared the shit outta me, man! Sherman, you scared the shit outta me, man!
1350 00:59:41,979 00:59:43,356 You know, there aren't a lot of gay boys You know, there aren't a lot of gay boys
1351 00:59:43,380 00:59:44,980 at this school that won't go out with me. at this school that won't go out with me.
1352 00:59:45,049 00:59:47,382 Well, I'm not like a lot of gay boys. Well, I'm not like a lot of gay boys.
1353 00:59:47,451 00:59:49,685 How about a kiss? I don't think so, dude. How about a kiss? I don't think so, dude.
1354 00:59:49,753 00:59:52,087 Aw, don't be such a tease. You know you want it. Aw, don't be such a tease. You know you want it.
1355 00:59:52,156 00:59:54,723 Oh, my God, you did not just say that. Oh, my God, you did not just say that.
1356 00:59:54,792 00:59:56,258 Aw, come on. Aw, come on.
1357 00:59:56,327 00:59:57,859 Sh—Sherman, I said no! Sh—Sherman, I said no!
1358 00:59:57,928 00:59:58,928 I want you, Clay. I want you, Clay.
1359 00:59:58,963 01:00:00,228 Oh, my God, I'm being raped? Oh, my God, I'm being raped?
1360 01:00:00,297 01:00:02,364 You can't rape the willing. Uhh! You can't rape the willing. Uhh!
1361 01:00:02,433 01:00:03,433 Uhh... Uhh...
1362 01:00:05,069 01:00:06,069 Uhh... Uhh...
1363 01:00:09,173 01:00:10,339 Oh, my God, Clay! Oh, my God, Clay!
1364 01:00:10,407 01:00:13,575 Hey! You, stop! Come back here! Hey! You, stop! Come back here!
1365 01:00:13,644 01:00:17,045 [tearfully] Clay, who did this to you?! [tearfully] Clay, who did this to you?!
1366 01:00:17,114 01:00:18,380 Help! Help!
1367 01:00:18,449 01:00:21,149 Somebody, help us! Please! Somebody, help us! Please!
1368 01:00:22,119 01:00:23,852 [inhales deeply] [inhales deeply]
1369 01:00:23,921 01:00:24,853 Umhh... Umhh...
1370 01:00:24,922 01:00:26,622 How many times do I have to tell you? How many times do I have to tell you?
1371 01:00:26,690 01:00:30,325 I saw frat boys with bats and, uh, chains. I saw frat boys with bats and, uh, chains.
1372 01:00:30,394 01:00:32,928 They attacked Clay and fled. They attacked Clay and fled.
1373 01:00:32,997 01:00:36,765 I think one of them yelled "Fudgepacker." I think one of them yelled "Fudgepacker."
1374 01:00:36,834 01:00:37,866 Fudgepacker. Fudgepacker.
1375 01:00:37,935 01:00:39,001 Mmhh. Mmhh.
1376 01:00:39,069 01:00:41,536 Wha—— Clay, you shouldn't be up. Wha—— Clay, you shouldn't be up.
1377 01:00:41,605 01:00:42,605 I'm fine. I'm fine.
1378 01:00:42,673 01:00:43,850 What the hell's goin' on here? What the hell's goin' on here?
1379 01:00:43,874 01:00:45,440 Mr. O'Brien here says that, uh, Mr. O'Brien here says that, uh,
1380 01:00:45,509 01:00:47,109 some fraternity brothers attacked you. some fraternity brothers attacked you.
1381 01:00:47,177 01:00:48,076 [laughing] What? [laughing] What?
1382 01:00:48,145 01:00:49,711 Brennan—— It was dark. Brennan—— It was dark.
1383 01:00:49,780 01:00:51,513 And it all happened so fast, And it all happened so fast,
1384 01:00:51,582 01:00:53,315 but I know what I saw. but I know what I saw.
1385 01:00:53,384 01:00:54,384 I think. I think.
1386 01:00:54,451 01:00:56,118 Oh, you people are confusing me. Oh, you people are confusing me.
1387 01:00:56,186 01:00:58,854 So, did you know the alleged attackers? So, did you know the alleged attackers?
1388 01:00:58,922 01:01:00,133 What do you mean, "alleged"? I mean, What do you mean, "alleged"? I mean,
1389 01:01:00,157 01:01:01,356 were you friendly with 'em, were you friendly with 'em,
1390 01:01:01,425 01:01:02,969 or were you tryin' to get friendly with 'em? or were you tryin' to get friendly with 'em?
1391 01:01:02,993 01:01:04,960 Are you implying that he asked for this? Are you implying that he asked for this?
1392 01:01:05,029 01:01:07,462 You're blaming the victim, you homophobic monster. You're blaming the victim, you homophobic monster.
1393 01:01:07,531 01:01:10,565 Can it! So, what is it? Can it! So, what is it?
1394 01:01:10,634 01:01:12,401 It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare.
1395 01:01:12,469 01:01:14,169 Look—— Look, I fell. I fell. Look—— Look, I fell. I fell.
1396 01:01:14,238 01:01:15,758 I'm a total klutz. There was no attack. I'm a total klutz. There was no attack.
1397 01:01:15,806 01:01:17,172 Don't, Clay. This isn't right. Don't, Clay. This isn't right.
1398 01:01:17,241 01:01:18,974 You know what, Brennan? Go home. You know what, Brennan? Go home.
1399 01:01:19,043 01:01:21,176 Listen, man, you're either part of the problem, Listen, man, you're either part of the problem,
1400 01:01:21,211 01:01:22,644 or you're part of the solution. or you're part of the solution.
1401 01:01:22,713 01:01:25,013 Go! Now! Go! Now!
1402 01:01:25,082 01:01:28,884 Fine. But you have not heard the last of me. Fine. But you have not heard the last of me.
1403 01:01:28,952 01:01:30,719 Not by a long shot. Not by a long shot.
1404 01:01:30,788 01:01:34,156 Whatever. Okay. So... we're done, right? Whatever. Okay. So... we're done, right?
1405 01:01:34,224 01:01:35,691 I can go now and case closed? I can go now and case closed?
1406 01:01:35,759 01:01:39,461 Listen. I need you to check out with the nurse. And do me a favor. Listen. I need you to check out with the nurse. And do me a favor.
1407 01:01:39,530 01:01:41,430 You be careful next time. You be careful next time.
1408 01:01:42,399 01:01:43,432 Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.
1409 01:01:45,002 01:01:46,435 [softly] Fuckin' faggot. [softly] Fuckin' faggot.
1410 01:01:46,503 01:01:47,869 Then there'll be a screening Then there'll be a screening
1411 01:01:47,938 01:01:49,371 of If These Walls Could Talk II, of If These Walls Could Talk II,
1412 01:01:49,440 01:01:52,040 followed by a discussion next Friday. followed by a discussion next Friday.
1413 01:01:52,109 01:01:53,842 [chatter and laughter] Oh, my God! [chatter and laughter] Oh, my God!
1414 01:01:53,911 01:01:55,110 Clay Adams was gay—bashed Clay Adams was gay—bashed
1415 01:01:55,179 01:01:57,245 last night by frat boys, and the campus police last night by frat boys, and the campus police
1416 01:01:57,314 01:01:59,514 are tryin' to cover it up. Hate crime! are tryin' to cover it up. Hate crime!
1417 01:01:59,583 01:02:01,016 Clay? Was he hurt? Clay? Was he hurt?
1418 01:02:01,085 01:02:03,151 He's fine, but he refuses to press charges. He's fine, but he refuses to press charges.
1419 01:02:03,220 01:02:05,187 He won't even admit that it happened! He won't even admit that it happened!
1420 01:02:05,255 01:02:07,989 How do you... know what happened? How do you... know what happened?
1421 01:02:08,058 01:02:08,824 I I
1422 01:02:08,892 01:02:09,925 Was there! Was there!
1423 01:02:09,993 01:02:11,793 They will not get away with this! They will not get away with this!
1424 01:02:11,862 01:02:13,228 Let's not get emotional. Let's not get emotional.
1425 01:02:13,297 01:02:14,529 No. You're not getting No. You're not getting
1426 01:02:14,598 01:02:15,797 emotional enough! Please, emotional enough! Please,
1427 01:02:15,866 01:02:17,232 Bessie. Just... quiet down. Bessie. Just... quiet down.
1428 01:02:17,301 01:02:19,000 I've beenquiet... I've beenquiet...
1429 01:02:19,069 01:02:21,336 for 3,000 years! for 3,000 years!
1430 01:02:21,405 01:02:23,638 This... is World War III! This... is World War III!
1431 01:02:23,707 01:02:24,906 DEFCON 5! DEFCON 5!
1432 01:02:24,975 01:02:26,441 Okay. I move we mobilize Okay. I move we mobilize
1433 01:02:26,510 01:02:29,311 every oppressed group on campus and organize a protest. every oppressed group on campus and organize a protest.
1434 01:02:29,379 01:02:31,947 Protest? All in favor, say "Aye." Protest? All in favor, say "Aye."
1435 01:02:32,015 01:02:32,881 Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
1436 01:02:32,950 01:02:34,116 Motion passed. Fags, Motion passed. Fags,
1437 01:02:34,184 01:02:36,251 contact the African— American Student Society. contact the African— American Student Society.
1438 01:02:36,286 01:02:37,919 Bis, call the Women's Center. Bis, call the Women's Center.
1439 01:02:37,988 01:02:41,623 Trannies, make sure Hillel and ElClub Latino get their asses in gear. Trannies, make sure Hillel and ElClub Latino get their asses in gear.
1440 01:02:41,692 01:02:43,525 Dykes, call the Young Communist Society Dykes, call the Young Communist Society
1441 01:02:43,594 01:02:45,727 as well as Straight Men for Change. as well as Straight Men for Change.
1442 01:02:45,796 01:02:48,530 This is not just a gay issue. This is not just a gay issue.
1443 01:02:48,599 01:02:51,399 Unleash... the dragon. Unleash... the dragon.
1444 01:02:51,468 01:02:53,235 Take no crap! Take no crap!
1445 01:02:53,303 01:02:55,303 [All] We will fight back! [All] We will fight back!
1446 01:02:55,372 01:02:56,838 We will fight back! We will fight back!
1447 01:02:56,907 01:02:58,874 We will fight back! We will fight back!
1448 01:02:58,942 01:03:03,512 [cheering] [cheering]
1449 01:03:06,216 01:03:07,415 A—Amanda. A—Amanda.
1450 01:03:07,484 01:03:09,151 [chuckles] Hey! [chuckles] Hey!
1451 01:03:09,219 01:03:10,285 Hey. Hey.
1452 01:03:10,354 01:03:12,020 Why haven't you? Why haven't you?
1453 01:03:13,123 01:03:14,256 I'm... I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry.
1454 01:03:14,324 01:03:15,857 I've just been really busy, and... look, I've just been really busy, and... look,
1455 01:03:15,926 01:03:17,971 I'm in a really big rush, so I'll talk to you later. Okay? I'm in a really big rush, so I'll talk to you later. Okay?
1456 01:03:17,995 01:03:20,629 Yeah, what—— what about the, uh, party tonight? Yeah, what—— what about the, uh, party tonight?
1457 01:03:21,565 01:03:24,399 Right. The party. Um... Right. The party. Um...
1458 01:03:24,501 01:03:27,235 I just—— I don't think it's a good idea if you come. I just—— I don't think it's a good idea if you come.
1459 01:03:27,304 01:03:30,071 'Cause Tazwell's stopping by, and... 'Cause Tazwell's stopping by, and...
1460 01:03:34,444 01:03:35,777 What's goin' on, Amanda? What's goin' on, Amanda?
1461 01:03:37,981 01:03:40,715 Look, I can't do this anymore, Clay. Look, I can't do this anymore, Clay.
1462 01:03:40,784 01:03:42,050 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1463 01:03:45,656 01:03:47,656 [song intro] [song intro]
1464 01:03:49,660 01:03:52,727 [song, indistinct] [song, indistinct]
1465 01:04:06,243 01:04:07,175 [pop rock] [pop rock]
1466 01:04:07,244 01:04:08,410 [Hey, ladies] [Hey, ladies]
1467 01:04:08,478 01:04:12,180 [strained speech] I love you. [laughs] [strained speech] I love you. [laughs]
1468 01:04:13,083 01:04:14,783 We gonna party tonight We gonna party tonight
1469 01:04:15,786 01:04:17,085 I'm gonna party tonight I'm gonna party tonight
1470 01:04:17,154 01:04:18,320 Hey, ladies Hey, ladies
1471 01:04:18,388 01:04:20,488 [continues indistinct] [continues indistinct]
1472 01:04:21,692 01:04:23,358 You're up. You're up.
1473 01:04:23,427 01:04:25,160 We gonna party tonight We gonna party tonight
1474 01:04:25,262 01:04:26,127 [instrumental] [instrumental]
1475 01:04:26,196 01:04:27,429 I'm gonna party tonight I'm gonna party tonight
1476 01:04:27,497 01:04:29,664 [continues, indistinct] [continues, indistinct]
1477 01:04:31,368 01:04:32,368 Where's Clay? Where's Clay?
1478 01:04:32,402 01:04:33,268 I broke it off. I broke it off.
1479 01:04:33,337 01:04:34,569 You're dead meat. You're dead meat.
1480 01:04:34,638 01:04:36,071 Whatever. Whatever.
1481 01:04:36,139 01:04:37,272 Amanda? Amanda?
1482 01:04:37,341 01:04:39,074 Where's your boy? Where's your boy?
1483 01:04:39,142 01:04:41,009 Look, Serena, I—... Look, Serena, I—...
1484 01:04:41,078 01:04:42,544 You know how how gay guys are. You know how how gay guys are.
1485 01:04:42,613 01:04:45,180 They take a lot longer to get ready than girls. They take a lot longer to get ready than girls.
1486 01:04:45,249 01:04:46,848 [sobbing] [sobbing]
1487 01:04:46,917 01:04:47,782 [sobbing] [sobbing]
1488 01:04:47,851 01:04:49,684 Hey. Jackpot. Hey. Jackpot.
1489 01:04:51,455 01:04:54,089 Well, I hope he gets here soon. Well, I hope he gets here soon.
1490 01:04:54,157 01:04:55,957 We gonna party tonight We gonna party tonight
1491 01:04:56,860 01:04:58,293 I'm gonna party tonight I'm gonna party tonight
1492 01:04:58,362 01:05:00,061 I have to get outta here I have to get outta here
1493 01:05:00,130 01:05:01,363 right now. right now.
1494 01:05:01,431 01:05:03,064 Are you sure you really want to do this? Are you sure you really want to do this?
1495 01:05:03,133 01:05:04,633 Hey. Hey.
1496 01:05:04,701 01:05:05,701 Are you? Are you?
1497 01:05:07,104 01:05:08,670 I'm gonna party tonight I'm gonna party tonight
1498 01:05:08,739 01:05:11,439 I step in and they're playin' my song I step in and they're playin' my song
1499 01:05:11,508 01:05:12,641 Amanda. Amanda.
1500 01:05:12,709 01:05:13,842 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
1501 01:05:13,911 01:05:15,510 We need to talk. Okay? We need to talk. Okay?
1502 01:05:15,579 01:05:16,678 [weeping] [weeping]
1503 01:05:18,548 01:05:19,548 [sobs] [sobs]
1504 01:05:20,450 01:05:21,616 Is this a costume party? Is this a costume party?
1505 01:05:21,685 01:05:23,718 Look, you have to get out of here. Please. Look, you have to get out of here. Please.
1506 01:05:23,787 01:05:25,220 Just a second. Later. Just a second. Later.
1507 01:05:25,289 01:05:27,033 There's something I need to tell you. Later. Okay? Later. There's something I need to tell you. Later. Okay? Later.
1508 01:05:27,057 01:05:28,156 It can't wait. It can't wait.
1509 01:05:28,225 01:05:29,157 Jump in Jump in
1510 01:05:29,226 01:05:30,325 Hey, Ladies Hey, Ladies
1511 01:05:30,394 01:05:32,460 [continues, indistinct] [continues, indistinct]
1512 01:05:36,133 01:05:37,799 What is it, Clay? All right, listen. What is it, Clay? All right, listen.
1513 01:05:37,868 01:05:39,734 I'm gonna party tonit I'm gonna party tonit
1514 01:05:39,803 01:05:41,469 What? What? ? What? What? ?
1515 01:05:43,974 01:05:46,174 You make me feel like a real man. You make me feel like a real man.
1516 01:05:46,243 01:05:48,710 I mean, maybe my whole life has been one big lie, I mean, maybe my whole life has been one big lie,
1517 01:05:48,779 01:05:49,945 and I'm—— I'm not really gay. and I'm—— I'm not really gay.
1518 01:05:50,013 01:05:52,013 What are you talking about, Clay? Come on. What? What are you talking about, Clay? Come on. What?
1519 01:05:52,082 01:05:54,282 Screw it. Amanda, I'm in love with you. Screw it. Amanda, I'm in love with you.
1520 01:05:55,385 01:05:56,284 What? What?
1521 01:05:56,353 01:05:58,853 I've fallen in love with you. I've fallen in love with you.
1522 01:05:58,922 01:06:00,655 Oh, my God. Don't say that. Please. Oh, my God. Don't say that. Please.
1523 01:06:00,724 01:06:02,490 Don't. Why? Don't. Why?
1524 01:06:06,897 01:06:08,930 Well done, Amanda. Well done, Amanda.
1525 01:06:10,100 01:06:11,366 What the hell is goin' on? What the hell is goin' on?
1526 01:06:11,435 01:06:12,667 You Jew devil! You Jew devil!
1527 01:06:13,804 01:06:14,602 Rah! Rah!
1528 01:06:14,671 01:06:15,671 Rah! Please! Rah! Please!
1529 01:06:15,706 01:06:17,205 Wait! Come back! Wait! Come back!
1530 01:06:17,274 01:06:18,573 [Girl] Get away from me! [Girl] Get away from me!
1531 01:06:18,642 01:06:21,009 No! Constance, I love you! No! Constance, I love you!
1532 01:06:21,078 01:06:23,278 [Girl] I don't care! Uhh! [Girl] I don't care! Uhh!
1533 01:06:24,414 01:06:26,014 This is a setup. This is a setup.
1534 01:06:28,685 01:06:30,018 I'm sorry. Uhh. I'm sorry. Uhh.
1535 01:06:35,392 01:06:37,492 It's all... pretty hilarious. It's all... pretty hilarious.
1536 01:06:37,561 01:06:38,460 Fuck. Fuck.
1537 01:06:38,528 01:06:39,961 Clay, please. Clay, please.
1538 01:06:40,897 01:06:42,764 Welcome, sister. Welcome, sister.
1539 01:06:52,509 01:06:53,541 Clay. Clay.
1540 01:06:56,480 01:06:57,879 Are you all right? Are you all right?
1541 01:06:59,850 01:07:00,915 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1542 01:07:00,984 01:07:01,984 What's wrong? What's wrong?
1543 01:07:02,919 01:07:04,386 I'm in love with you. I'm in love with you.
1544 01:07:04,454 01:07:06,287 No, you're not. No, you're not.
1545 01:07:16,566 01:07:17,999 That was freaky, man. That was freaky, man.
1546 01:07:20,704 01:07:24,639 Look, you're shit—faced. Okay? Just mellow out. Look, you're shit—faced. Okay? Just mellow out.
1547 01:07:25,809 01:07:27,642 Do you have any idea what it's like Do you have any idea what it's like
1548 01:07:27,711 01:07:29,444 to room with a guy who's not gay to room with a guy who's not gay
1549 01:07:29,513 01:07:32,280 but happens to be the gayest guy on the planet? but happens to be the gayest guy on the planet?
1550 01:07:32,349 01:07:34,349 It sucks. It sucks.
1551 01:07:37,721 01:07:38,820 It's not fair. It's not fair.
1552 01:07:41,658 01:07:42,857 My life's so bad. My life's so bad.
1553 01:07:42,926 01:07:46,194 You seem pretty good at it to me. You seem pretty good at it to me.
1554 01:07:50,934 01:07:51,866 I just wish... I just wish...
1555 01:07:51,935 01:07:54,002 Come on, Matt. Come on, Matt.
1556 01:07:54,071 01:07:56,404 Don't make this... weirder. Don't make this... weirder.
1557 01:07:57,941 01:08:00,208 You know what? Fuck this. You know what? Fuck this.
1558 01:08:03,213 01:08:04,213 Matt! Matt!
1559 01:08:16,493 01:08:18,660 [Girl] Power to the people, men. [Girl] Power to the people, men.
1560 01:08:21,631 01:08:22,997 [Girl] You go, girl. [Girl] You go, girl.
1561 01:08:28,371 01:08:29,871 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1562 01:08:34,444 01:08:37,612 Man. How about Clay, huh? Man. How about Clay, huh?
1563 01:08:37,681 01:08:39,814 Oh, God. I want to call him so bad. Oh, God. I want to call him so bad.
1564 01:08:39,883 01:08:42,550 But I'm sure I'm the last person he'd want to talk to. But I'm sure I'm the last person he'd want to talk to.
1565 01:08:42,619 01:08:44,018 Forget about him, Amanda. Forget about him, Amanda.
1566 01:08:44,087 01:08:46,232 You need to be with someone that's gonna make you happy. You need to be with someone that's gonna make you happy.
1567 01:08:46,256 01:08:49,023 You deserve it. Someone like Taz. You deserve it. Someone like Taz.
1568 01:08:49,092 01:08:50,336 Hey, you're still goin' with him Hey, you're still goin' with him
1569 01:08:50,360 01:08:51,759 to the Greek Formal, right? to the Greek Formal, right?
1570 01:08:51,828 01:08:52,828 Yeah. Yeah.
1571 01:08:52,863 01:08:54,107 Just get all that gay outta your head. Just get all that gay outta your head.
1572 01:08:54,131 01:08:56,564 I know, I know. Maybe you're right. I know, I know. Maybe you're right.
1573 01:08:56,633 01:08:57,932 So, have you seen Rah? So, have you seen Rah?
1574 01:08:57,968 01:08:59,200 Yeah. I phoned him, Yeah. I phoned him,
1575 01:08:59,269 01:09:01,569 and then he called me a Jew twat and hung up. and then he called me a Jew twat and hung up.
1576 01:09:01,638 01:09:04,305 Ohh! Whatever. Ohh! Whatever.
1577 01:09:04,374 01:09:05,374 Yeah. Yeah.
1578 01:09:06,776 01:09:08,176 [sighs] Whatever. [sighs] Whatever.
1579 01:09:09,179 01:09:11,012 Oh, I'm here, baby! Oh, I'm here, baby!
1580 01:09:11,081 01:09:13,148 I'm never gonna let you go. I'm never gonna let you go.
1581 01:09:14,985 01:09:15,917 Oop. Okay. Oop. Okay.
1582 01:09:15,986 01:09:16,918 Could you just... Could you just...
1583 01:09:16,987 01:09:19,053 uh, give me one minute? uh, give me one minute?
1584 01:09:19,122 01:09:20,388 Stand proud... Stand proud...
1585 01:09:20,457 01:09:21,956 my gay brother! my gay brother!
1586 01:09:22,025 01:09:24,225 Marjorie! Ohh. Put that down. Marjorie! Ohh. Put that down.
1587 01:09:24,294 01:09:27,295 Gosh, Clay, I've been trying to get in touch with you. Gosh, Clay, I've been trying to get in touch with you.
1588 01:09:27,364 01:09:28,364 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1589 01:09:28,398 01:09:30,598 Yeah. What the hell is this all about? Yeah. What the hell is this all about?
1590 01:09:30,667 01:09:32,467 You were gay—bashed, you dumb shit. You were gay—bashed, you dumb shit.
1591 01:09:32,536 01:09:35,637 I wasn't bashed. That asshole Sherman attacked me. I wasn't bashed. That asshole Sherman attacked me.
1592 01:09:35,705 01:09:37,305 Oh, my Goddess. Oh, my Goddess.
1593 01:09:37,374 01:09:39,908 All right, look, I have to tell you something. All right, look, I have to tell you something.
1594 01:09:41,478 01:09:42,677 I'm not even gay. I'm not even gay.
1595 01:09:42,746 01:09:43,845 I knew it! I knew it!
1596 01:09:43,914 01:09:45,980 I was tryin' to get some girl to like me. I was tryin' to get some girl to like me.
1597 01:09:46,049 01:09:47,515 That's ridiculous, Clay. That's ridiculous, Clay.
1598 01:09:47,584 01:09:50,418 Well, it's a long story. Can you help me stop this, please? Well, it's a long story. Can you help me stop this, please?
1599 01:09:50,487 01:09:52,187 You know what? You're an asshole. You know what? You're an asshole.
1600 01:09:52,255 01:09:56,191 Listen, fuck—wad, this rally is happening with or without you. Listen, fuck—wad, this rally is happening with or without you.
1601 01:09:57,494 01:09:58,626 Face it, Adams. Face it, Adams.
1602 01:09:58,695 01:10:02,397 You da Rosa Parks of da pink set. You da Rosa Parks of da pink set.
1603 01:10:02,465 01:10:03,998 It doesn't even make sense. It doesn't even make sense.
1604 01:10:04,067 01:10:07,035 This is politics. Doesn't have to. This is politics. Doesn't have to.
1605 01:10:09,973 01:10:11,539 [sighs] Oh, my God. [sighs] Oh, my God.
1606 01:10:11,608 01:10:12,974 I wrote a song about you. I wrote a song about you.
1607 01:10:13,043 01:10:15,710 Fuck off! Fuck off!
1608 01:10:29,926 01:10:31,960 [lively party chatter] [lively party chatter]
1609 01:10:32,028 01:10:33,995 fun night fun night
1610 01:10:34,064 01:10:38,032 Everybody have fun tonight Everybody have fun tonight
1611 01:10:38,101 01:10:41,369 Everybody have fun tonight Everybody have fun tonight
1612 01:10:41,438 01:10:45,640 Everybody wang chung tonight Everybody wang chung tonight
1613 01:10:45,709 01:10:49,043 Everybody have fun tonight Everybody have fun tonight
1614 01:10:49,079 01:10:51,479 Everybody wang chung tonight Everybody wang chung tonight
1615 01:10:51,548 01:10:53,114 I feel like I'm at prom. I feel like I'm at prom.
1616 01:10:53,183 01:10:54,183 Oh, my fuckin' God. Oh, my fuckin' God.
1617 01:10:54,217 01:10:55,261 Does this mean I'm gonna have to Does this mean I'm gonna have to
1618 01:10:55,285 01:10:57,585 fuck my date on a golf course? Uhh... fuck my date on a golf course? Uhh...
1619 01:10:57,654 01:10:58,586 Hello. Hello.
1620 01:10:58,655 01:11:00,755 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
1621 01:11:00,824 01:11:02,857 Today it's a gay! Today it's a gay!
1622 01:11:02,892 01:11:03,892 No! No! No! No!
1623 01:11:03,960 01:11:05,693 Tomorrow it's a black! Tomorrow it's a black!
1624 01:11:05,762 01:11:06,762 No! No! No! No!
1625 01:11:06,796 01:11:07,895 Or Latino! Or Latino!
1626 01:11:07,964 01:11:08,964 No! No! No! No!
1627 01:11:09,032 01:11:10,531 Or Jew! No! No! Or Jew! No! No!
1628 01:11:10,600 01:11:12,934 Or the guy in the fucking wheelchair! Or the guy in the fucking wheelchair!
1629 01:11:13,003 01:11:13,801 No! No! No! No!
1630 01:11:13,870 01:11:15,370 Remember Clay! Remember Clay!
1631 01:11:15,438 01:11:17,672 [All] Stop the hate! Remember Clay! [All] Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1632 01:11:17,741 01:11:19,674 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1633 01:11:19,743 01:11:21,342 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1634 01:11:21,411 01:11:23,411 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1635 01:11:23,480 01:11:25,013 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1636 01:11:25,081 01:11:26,848 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1637 01:11:26,916 01:11:28,783 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1638 01:11:28,852 01:11:31,386 Stop the hate! Remember Clay! Stop the hate! Remember Clay!
1639 01:11:31,454 01:11:33,755 [dance song] [dance song]
1640 01:11:33,823 01:11:35,556 So, you havin' fun yet? So, you havin' fun yet?
1641 01:11:35,625 01:11:36,824 Huh? Huh?
1642 01:11:36,893 01:11:40,028 Yeah. Yeah, I'm havin' a great time. Yeah. Yeah, I'm havin' a great time.
1643 01:11:40,096 01:11:42,397 Well, check out the beautiful people. Well, check out the beautiful people.
1644 01:11:42,465 01:11:44,666 You look incredible, Amanda. You look incredible, Amanda.
1645 01:11:44,734 01:11:47,302 You think I can borrow this guy for a minute? You think I can borrow this guy for a minute?
1646 01:11:47,370 01:11:49,304 I need some help with the program. I need some help with the program.
1647 01:11:49,372 01:11:50,372 Sure. Sure.
1648 01:11:50,440 01:11:51,339 Great. Great.
1649 01:11:51,408 01:11:52,940 Taz? Taz?
1650 01:11:53,009 01:11:54,442 Be right back. Be right back.
1651 01:12:31,114 01:12:33,448 Professor Jackson? Professor Jackson?
1652 01:12:33,516 01:12:34,916 What are you doin'? What are you doin'?
1653 01:12:36,619 01:12:37,418 Adams. Adams.
1654 01:12:37,487 01:12:38,487 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1655 01:12:38,555 01:12:40,021 Want a hit? Want a hit?
1656 01:12:40,090 01:12:41,923 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
1657 01:12:41,991 01:12:43,758 Tau Sorority has got to go! Tau Sorority has got to go!
1658 01:12:43,827 01:12:45,693 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
1659 01:12:45,762 01:12:47,428 Tau Sorority has got to go! Tau Sorority has got to go!
1660 01:12:53,803 01:12:54,803 Ohhh... Ohhh...
1661 01:12:56,339 01:12:57,405 [exhales sharply] [exhales sharply]
1662 01:12:57,474 01:12:59,006 [mouths] [mouths]
1663 01:13:03,813 01:13:04,846 Sorry, Taz. Sorry, Taz.
1664 01:13:04,914 01:13:08,916 My... TMJ is killing me. My... TMJ is killing me.
1665 01:13:08,985 01:13:10,318 What?! What?!
1666 01:13:11,354 01:13:12,487 What?! What?!
1667 01:13:12,555 01:13:14,055 Hey, you can't do that to a guy! Hey, you can't do that to a guy!
1668 01:13:14,124 01:13:16,023 [zips up zipper] Ow! [zips up zipper] Ow!
1669 01:13:16,092 01:13:17,258 Ohh! Ohh!
1670 01:13:19,262 01:13:21,596 You're not really gay, are you? You're not really gay, are you?
1671 01:13:23,299 01:13:24,899 How'd you know that? How'd you know that?
1672 01:13:24,968 01:13:27,769 I've been tenured here for six years, Clay. I've been tenured here for six years, Clay.
1673 01:13:27,837 01:13:29,871 I know fake fruit when I see it. I know fake fruit when I see it.
1674 01:13:32,208 01:13:34,742 You must think I'm pretty ridiculous. You must think I'm pretty ridiculous.
1675 01:13:36,112 01:13:39,480 At 19... who isn't? At 19... who isn't?
1676 01:13:39,549 01:13:42,350 You're all just dying to be anyone but yourselves... You're all just dying to be anyone but yourselves...
1677 01:13:42,419 01:13:46,487 doing anything to avoid that four—year route to the inevitable. doing anything to avoid that four—year route to the inevitable.
1678 01:13:47,724 01:13:49,190 And what's the inevitable? And what's the inevitable?
1679 01:13:49,259 01:13:52,026 That your worst fears about your future will actually come true. That your worst fears about your future will actually come true.
1680 01:13:52,095 01:13:55,430 That you really are just the sum of your parts. That you really are just the sum of your parts.
1681 01:13:55,498 01:13:57,665 This identity that you've been fleeing from This identity that you've been fleeing from
1682 01:13:57,734 01:14:01,035 will catch you. And in the blink of an eye, will catch you. And in the blink of an eye,
1683 01:14:01,104 01:14:04,172 your life will consist of nothing your life will consist of nothing
1684 01:14:04,240 01:14:06,441 but bills to be paid... but bills to be paid...
1685 01:14:06,509 01:14:08,576 unfed desires... unfed desires...
1686 01:14:08,645 01:14:09,977 kids to raise... kids to raise...
1687 01:14:10,046 01:14:11,946 and silences to fill. and silences to fill.
1688 01:14:12,015 01:14:14,282 That is just... the most... That is just... the most...
1689 01:14:14,350 01:14:16,951 awful fucking thing I've ever heard. awful fucking thing I've ever heard.
1690 01:14:18,188 01:14:19,388 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get
1691 01:14:19,422 01:14:20,822 all didactic on your ass. all didactic on your ass.
1692 01:14:20,890 01:14:21,989 [laughs] [laughs]
1693 01:14:22,058 01:14:25,126 When I was in college, I wanted to be a dancer. When I was in college, I wanted to be a dancer.
1694 01:14:25,195 01:14:26,627 Oh, I was good at it, too. Oh, I was good at it, too.
1695 01:14:26,696 01:14:29,230 Tap, ballet, modern jazz. Tap, ballet, modern jazz.
1696 01:14:29,299 01:14:30,631 Oh, but I gave that up. Oh, but I gave that up.
1697 01:14:30,700 01:14:33,901 I knew my fat ass would never make it to Broadway. I knew my fat ass would never make it to Broadway.
1698 01:14:33,970 01:14:35,570 And so here I am now... And so here I am now...
1699 01:14:35,605 01:14:37,839 sitting on the floor... sitting on the floor...
1700 01:14:37,907 01:14:38,907 with you. with you.
1701 01:14:40,510 01:14:43,177 Well, maybe things for me will be—— What? Well, maybe things for me will be—— What?
1702 01:14:44,214 01:14:45,246 I don't know. I don't know.
1703 01:14:46,182 01:14:48,249 Different. Different.
1704 01:14:48,318 01:14:50,017 Well, you say you want a revolution. Well, you say you want a revolution.
1705 01:14:50,086 01:14:53,621 So prove me wrong. Be bold. So prove me wrong. Be bold.
1706 01:14:53,690 01:14:54,922 [exhales sharply] [exhales sharply]
1707 01:14:55,925 01:14:56,958 I gotta go. I gotta go.
1708 01:14:59,262 01:15:02,029 Sure, sure. Class dismissed. Sure, sure. Class dismissed.
1709 01:15:02,098 01:15:03,197 Mmhh. Mmhh.
1710 01:15:07,704 01:15:09,337 I dig you, Professor Jackson. I dig you, Professor Jackson.
1711 01:15:09,405 01:15:11,105 I dig you, too. I dig you, too.
1712 01:15:12,509 01:15:13,641 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1713 01:15:14,777 01:15:16,711 Fosse! Fosse!
1714 01:15:16,779 01:15:18,746 Let's show these fraternity fucks Let's show these fraternity fucks
1715 01:15:18,815 01:15:20,314 what queer power's all about! what queer power's all about!
1716 01:15:20,383 01:15:21,616 [All] Storm the formal! [All] Storm the formal!
1717 01:15:21,684 01:15:22,817 Storm the formal! Storm the formal!
1718 01:15:22,886 01:15:23,886 Storm the formal! Storm the formal!
1719 01:15:23,953 01:15:25,286 Storm the formal! Storm the formal!
1720 01:15:25,355 01:15:26,988 Storm the formal! Come on! Storm the formal! Come on!
1721 01:15:27,056 01:15:30,758 [shouting and chanting] [shouting and chanting]
1722 01:15:30,827 01:15:31,726 Storm the... Storm the...
1723 01:15:31,794 01:15:32,994 Storm the formal! Storm the formal!
1724 01:15:33,062 01:15:33,995 Come on, dude! Come on, dude!
1725 01:15:34,063 01:15:37,198 As much as I would like to As much as I would like to
1726 01:15:37,267 01:15:38,799 [continues, indistinct] [continues, indistinct]
1727 01:15:38,868 01:15:40,735 Hey, Amanda. There you are. Hey, Amanda. There you are.
1728 01:15:40,803 01:15:42,069 I've been lookin' for ya. I've been lookin' for ya.
1729 01:15:42,138 01:15:45,473 I know I never will forget... I know I never will forget...
1730 01:15:45,542 01:15:47,575 I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot.
1731 01:15:47,644 01:15:49,844 Oh, shit. Amanda, I'm... Oh, shit. Amanda, I'm...
1732 01:15:49,913 01:15:50,978 [sighs] [sighs]
1733 01:15:51,047 01:15:52,380 Go to hell. Go to hell.
1734 01:15:56,753 01:15:58,920 I did it for your own good, Amanda. I did it for your own good, Amanda.
1735 01:15:58,988 01:16:01,155 You needed to know what a prick he is. You needed to know what a prick he is.
1736 01:16:01,224 01:16:04,025 You mean so much to me. You mean so much to me.
1737 01:16:04,093 01:16:07,361 Fuck men. We don't need them. Fuck men. We don't need them.
1738 01:16:07,430 01:16:09,230 You know what, Serena? You know what, Serena?
1739 01:16:09,299 01:16:12,133 If you want to sleep with me... just ask. If you want to sleep with me... just ask.
1740 01:16:12,201 01:16:15,570 What are you talking about? That's disgusting. I'm not gay. What are you talking about? That's disgusting. I'm not gay.
1741 01:16:15,638 01:16:18,539 [laughs] How could you say something like that? [laughs] How could you say something like that?
1742 01:16:18,608 01:16:20,675 What's wrong with you? I'm not gay. [explosions] What's wrong with you? I'm not gay. [explosions]
1743 01:16:20,743 01:16:22,176 I'm just gonna go now. I'm just gonna go now.
1744 01:16:22,245 01:16:24,445 I'm not, dammit, I'm not! I'm not, dammit, I'm not!
1745 01:16:24,514 01:16:26,280 [Rioters] No justice, no peace! [Rioters] No justice, no peace!
1746 01:16:26,349 01:16:27,782 What the... No justice, no peace! What the... No justice, no peace!
1747 01:16:27,850 01:16:29,650 No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
1748 01:16:29,719 01:16:31,886 No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
1749 01:16:31,955 01:16:32,820 Gay power! Gay power!
1750 01:16:32,889 01:16:35,056 It's payback time... It's payback time...
1751 01:16:35,124 01:16:36,924 motherfuckers. motherfuckers.
1752 01:16:36,993 01:16:38,893 No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
1753 01:16:38,962 01:16:40,294 No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
1754 01:16:40,363 01:16:42,029 No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
1755 01:16:42,098 01:16:43,731 No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
1756 01:16:43,800 01:16:45,333 No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace.
1757 01:16:45,401 01:16:46,834 No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace.
1758 01:16:46,903 01:16:48,436 No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace.
1759 01:16:48,504 01:16:49,882 No justice, no peace. [glass shattering] No justice, no peace. [glass shattering]
1760 01:16:49,906 01:16:50,906 No justice... No justice...
1761 01:16:50,974 01:16:52,173 Holy shit! Holy shit!
1762 01:16:52,241 01:16:53,307 [glass shattering] [glass shattering]
1763 01:16:53,376 01:16:56,010 [indistinct shouting] [indistinct shouting]
1764 01:16:56,079 01:16:57,445 [Clay] Hey! Stop this! [Clay] Hey! Stop this!
1765 01:16:57,513 01:16:59,547 What the hell are you doing?! What the hell are you doing?!
1766 01:16:59,616 01:17:00,514 Stop! Stop!
1767 01:17:00,583 01:17:01,382 Uhh! Uhh!
1768 01:17:01,451 01:17:02,883 [crowd settles down] [crowd settles down]
1769 01:17:04,621 01:17:06,153 I'm—— I'm Clay Adams. I'm—— I'm Clay Adams.
1770 01:17:06,222 01:17:08,522 Hi, Clay. Hi, Clay. Hi, Clay. Hi, Clay.
1771 01:17:11,828 01:17:14,362 This is bullshit. I wasn't gay—bashed. This is bullshit. I wasn't gay—bashed.
1772 01:17:14,430 01:17:15,563 Huh? What? What happened? Huh? What? What happened?
1773 01:17:15,632 01:17:17,798 Sherman Jessup attacked me when he found out Sherman Jessup attacked me when he found out
1774 01:17:17,867 01:17:19,233 that I wasn't that kinda girl. that I wasn't that kinda girl.
1775 01:17:19,302 01:17:20,768 He wanted me. He wanted me.
1776 01:17:20,837 01:17:22,470 He led me on. He led me on.
1777 01:17:22,538 01:17:24,505 When a man or a woman says "No," When a man or a woman says "No,"
1778 01:17:24,574 01:17:25,506 they mean "No." they mean "No."
1779 01:17:25,575 01:17:27,708 [thud] Ohh! Asshole! [thud] Ohh! Asshole!
1780 01:17:27,777 01:17:29,343 Unhh! Back off! Unhh! Back off!
1781 01:17:29,412 01:17:30,478 Get off of me! Get off of me!
1782 01:17:30,546 01:17:31,679 Fuck you. Fuck you.
1783 01:17:39,055 01:17:41,255 So, listen, I'm just... So, listen, I'm just...
1784 01:17:42,158 01:17:43,891 I'm just this jerk who... I'm just this jerk who...
1785 01:17:43,960 01:17:45,192 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
1786 01:17:45,261 01:17:46,861 Pretended to be gay... Pretended to be gay...
1787 01:17:46,929 01:17:48,195 What? What? What? What?
1788 01:17:48,264 01:17:50,898 Get... this girl to notice me. Get... this girl to notice me.
1789 01:17:53,102 01:17:54,502 I'm in love with her. I'm in love with her.
1790 01:17:57,273 01:17:58,739 That's right. . That's right. .
1791 01:17:58,808 01:18:01,475 Because I'm not even gay. Because I'm not even gay.
1792 01:18:01,544 01:18:04,578 Well... I thought about it. Well... I thought about it.
1793 01:18:04,647 01:18:06,981 But it wasn't really my thing. You know? But it wasn't really my thing. You know?
1794 01:18:08,017 01:18:09,417 N—Never mind. N—Never mind.
1795 01:18:09,485 01:18:11,585 [whining] I fuckin' love a towel—head! [whining] I fuckin' love a towel—head!
1796 01:18:11,654 01:18:14,388 Rahib! Rahib! Rahib! Rahib!
1797 01:18:18,795 01:18:20,027 Right. So—... Right. So—...
1798 01:18:20,096 01:18:21,595 So, let's—— let's stop this. Okay? So, let's—— let's stop this. Okay?
1799 01:18:21,664 01:18:22,963 I mean, this is all my fault. I mean, this is all my fault.
1800 01:18:23,032 01:18:25,566 Look around, you guys. There's—— uh... Look around, you guys. There's—— uh...
1801 01:18:25,635 01:18:28,369 There's not that much difference between you. There's not that much difference between you.
1802 01:18:28,438 01:18:30,438 Okay. All right. You see the person next to you? Okay. All right. You see the person next to you?
1803 01:18:30,506 01:18:31,605 Give 'em a big hug. Give 'em a big hug.
1804 01:18:31,674 01:18:33,574 I'm serious. Just go ah—... I'm serious. Just go ah—...
1805 01:18:33,643 01:18:35,342 Big group hug. Big group hug.
1806 01:18:37,480 01:18:39,113 Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit.
1807 01:18:39,182 01:18:40,314 [Guy] Shut up, you dyke! [Guy] Shut up, you dyke!
1808 01:18:40,383 01:18:42,149 Oh, no, you fuckin' didn't. Oh, no, you fuckin' didn't.
1809 01:18:42,218 01:18:43,117 You motherfucker! You motherfucker!
1810 01:18:43,186 01:18:46,954 [all shouting angrily] [all shouting angrily]
1811 01:18:47,023 01:18:49,557 Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! Amanda!
1812 01:18:49,625 01:18:50,391 Amanda! Amanda!
1813 01:18:50,460 01:18:53,861 [angry shouting] [angry shouting]
1814 01:18:53,930 01:18:54,930 Amanda. Amanda.
1815 01:18:54,997 01:18:56,197 Amanda, wait. Let me—... Amanda, wait. Let me—...
1816 01:18:56,265 01:18:58,032 Can I... Can I explain this, please? Can I... Can I explain this, please?
1817 01:18:58,101 01:19:01,001 Explain what, Clay? That you lied to me so you could fuck me? Explain what, Clay? That you lied to me so you could fuck me?
1818 01:19:01,070 01:19:02,103 'Cause I get it. 'Cause I get it.
1819 01:19:02,171 01:19:04,105 It wasn't like that, though. It wasn't like that, though.
1820 01:19:04,974 01:19:06,974 Well, at... first, yeah. Well, at... first, yeah.
1821 01:19:07,043 01:19:09,110 It was. But then it—— it turned into something else. It was. But then it—— it turned into something else.
1822 01:19:09,178 01:19:10,411 And you lied, too. And you lied, too.
1823 01:19:10,480 01:19:11,712 Great. So we're both liars. Great. So we're both liars.
1824 01:19:11,781 01:19:13,647 Now, will you just let me get outta here? Now, will you just let me get outta here?
1825 01:19:13,716 01:19:15,649 Fine. Let me walk you home. Fine. Let me walk you home.
1826 01:19:15,718 01:19:17,118 Back to Pittsburgh? Back to Pittsburgh?
1827 01:19:17,186 01:19:18,819 'Cause that's where I'm going. 'Cause that's where I'm going.
1828 01:19:21,224 01:19:22,757 You're goin' back to mom? You're goin' back to mom?
1829 01:19:27,697 01:19:28,697 Wow. [sighs] Wow. [sighs]
1830 01:19:29,665 01:19:31,665 Go fuck yourself, Clay. Go fuck yourself, Clay.
1831 01:19:31,734 01:19:32,566 Amanda. Amanda.
1832 01:19:32,635 01:19:34,034 Don't follow me. Don't follow me.
1833 01:19:43,446 01:19:44,612 Pick 'em up. Uhh! Pick 'em up. Uhh!
1834 01:19:44,680 01:19:46,013 Fuckin' children. Fuckin' children.
1835 01:19:47,016 01:19:48,783 Fuckin' kids! Fuckin' kids!
1836 01:19:51,487 01:19:52,520 [door opens] [door opens]
1837 01:19:53,689 01:19:57,057 Oh. I... didn't know you were here. Oh. I... didn't know you were here.
1838 01:19:58,895 01:20:00,027 Ho—— Hold on. Ho—— Hold on.
1839 01:20:04,734 01:20:05,766 [sighs] [sighs]
1840 01:20:09,639 01:20:11,639 Are things ever gonna be normal with us? Are things ever gonna be normal with us?
1841 01:20:13,042 01:20:14,074 I don't know. I don't know.
1842 01:20:22,852 01:20:24,118 Sorry, man. Sorry, man.
1843 01:20:24,187 01:20:27,321 For what? Not wanting to suck For what? Not wanting to suck
1844 01:20:27,390 01:20:28,390 my dick? my dick?
1845 01:20:29,992 01:20:30,925 Yeah. Yeah.
1846 01:20:30,993 01:20:32,359 [laughs] Yeah. [laughs] Yeah.
1847 01:20:33,196 01:20:35,229 Sorry about that, man. Sorry about that, man.
1848 01:20:40,670 01:20:41,969 I like you, Matt. I like you, Matt.
1849 01:20:44,407 01:20:46,373 I swear to God, man, if things were different, I swear to God, man, if things were different,
1850 01:20:46,442 01:20:48,242 I'd be all over your shit, I'd be all over your shit,
1851 01:20:48,311 01:20:51,412 'cause I'm tellin' you, bro, if you turned me on in the least bit... 'cause I'm tellin' you, bro, if you turned me on in the least bit...
1852 01:20:54,217 01:20:56,550 I'd be the happiest guy in the world. I'd be the happiest guy in the world.
1853 01:21:11,167 01:21:13,300 You are such a corny bastard. You are such a corny bastard.
1854 01:21:13,369 01:21:14,735 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
1855 01:21:14,804 01:21:17,238 I'm tryin' to have a moment with you, man. I'm tryin' to have a moment with you, man.
1856 01:21:18,641 01:21:20,708 [sighs heavily] You want to know something? [sighs heavily] You want to know something?
1857 01:21:21,777 01:21:22,576 What? What?
1858 01:21:22,645 01:21:23,944 You're a horrible kisser. You're a horrible kisser.
1859 01:21:24,013 01:21:25,579 [chuckles] Fuck off, dude. [chuckles] Fuck off, dude.
1860 01:21:25,648 01:21:26,648 Really. Really.
1861 01:21:30,019 01:21:31,051 You serious? You serious?
1862 01:21:32,488 01:21:33,488 Yeah. Yeah.
1863 01:21:34,323 01:21:35,323 Gimme a break, Matt. Gimme a break, Matt.
1864 01:21:35,358 01:21:37,591 I was wasted, man. I was wasted, man.
1865 01:21:39,428 01:21:40,494 I told you I told you
1866 01:21:40,563 01:21:42,396 to wait outside. What if somebody sees me? to wait outside. What if somebody sees me?
1867 01:21:42,465 01:21:44,098 Deal with. Deal with.
1868 01:21:44,166 01:21:45,833 Shit. Shit.
1869 01:21:45,902 01:21:48,135 [door closes] [door closes]
1870 01:21:48,204 01:21:49,703 Friggin' closet case. [chuckles] Friggin' closet case. [chuckles]
1871 01:21:49,772 01:21:52,373 Yeah. He's got a mouth like a Hoover, though. Yeah. He's got a mouth like a Hoover, though.
1872 01:21:52,441 01:21:54,408 Well, you deserve nothin' less, bud. Well, you deserve nothin' less, bud.
1873 01:21:58,314 01:21:59,580 So. So.
1874 01:22:01,584 01:22:03,017 Can I have the room? Can I have the room?
1875 01:22:12,561 01:22:14,094 Clay, what happened to you? Clay, what happened to you?
1876 01:22:14,163 01:22:16,664 You look like a lesbian. You look like a lesbian.
1877 01:22:16,732 01:22:18,532 You need some help back there? You need some help back there?
1878 01:22:18,601 01:22:20,601 Nope. Somebody's blue. Nope. Somebody's blue.
1879 01:22:20,670 01:22:22,202 What's up, kid? What's up, kid?
1880 01:22:24,974 01:22:26,941 There's somethin' I should probably tell you. There's somethin' I should probably tell you.
1881 01:22:27,009 01:22:31,211 Well... you're the daughter I never had. Spill it. Well... you're the daughter I never had. Spill it.
1882 01:22:34,650 01:22:36,050 I'm in love with a girl. I'm in love with a girl.
1883 01:22:38,788 01:22:39,788 Come again? Come again?
1884 01:22:41,190 01:22:43,057 I lied to you, Rodney. I'm not gay. I lied to you, Rodney. I'm not gay.
1885 01:22:44,560 01:22:47,494 Well, blow me gently. You're hetero? Well, blow me gently. You're hetero?
1886 01:22:47,563 01:22:48,563 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1887 01:22:50,132 01:22:52,399 Are you pissed? Are you pissed?
1888 01:22:52,468 01:22:55,102 No, Clay, I'm not pissed. No, Clay, I'm not pissed.
1889 01:22:55,171 01:22:57,705 You just don't know what it's like for an old faggot like me You just don't know what it's like for an old faggot like me
1890 01:22:57,773 01:23:00,174 to hear that straight boys want to be gay. to hear that straight boys want to be gay.
1891 01:23:00,242 01:23:01,675 Believe me, it's a beautiful thing. Believe me, it's a beautiful thing.
1892 01:23:01,777 01:23:04,211 It's what we fought for all our lives. It's what we fought for all our lives.
1893 01:23:05,781 01:23:07,948 [laughing] It's the happiest day of my life. [laughing] It's the happiest day of my life.
1894 01:23:08,017 01:23:10,250 I may cry. I may cry.
1895 01:23:10,319 01:23:12,353 Why—— Why would you want to be gay? Why—— Why would you want to be gay?
1896 01:23:13,622 01:23:15,055 To get Amanda to like me. To get Amanda to like me.
1897 01:23:15,124 01:23:16,124 The fag hag? The fag hag?
1898 01:23:16,192 01:23:17,291 Yeah. Clever boy. Yeah. Clever boy.
1899 01:23:17,360 01:23:18,360 Well... Well...
1900 01:23:19,395 01:23:21,061 now she hates me. now she hates me.
1901 01:23:21,130 01:23:22,730 But she liked you when you were gay. But she liked you when you were gay.
1902 01:23:22,798 01:23:24,565 Yeah. It doesn't matter now, though. Yeah. It doesn't matter now, though.
1903 01:23:24,633 01:23:27,368 No. What doesn't really matter is whether you're gay or straight. No. What doesn't really matter is whether you're gay or straight.
1904 01:23:27,436 01:23:29,169 What's important... What's important...
1905 01:23:29,238 01:23:31,105 is whether you're trsfierce is whether you're trsfierce
1906 01:23:31,173 01:23:33,807 and muy fabuloso. and muy fabuloso.
1907 01:23:33,876 01:23:35,642 Think, Clay. Think, Clay.
1908 01:23:36,912 01:23:38,078 You know who you want. You know who you want.
1909 01:23:38,147 01:23:41,382 You have no idea what a gift that is. You have no idea what a gift that is.
1910 01:23:41,450 01:23:43,751 I would give my right arm to have that feeling back I would give my right arm to have that feeling back
1911 01:23:43,853 01:23:47,221 for just one moment, because before you know it... for just one moment, because before you know it...
1912 01:23:49,458 01:23:51,425 time has passed you by. time has passed you by.
1913 01:23:54,330 01:23:55,796 So, what should I do now? So, what should I do now?
1914 01:23:55,865 01:23:57,398 [sighs] Well... [sighs] Well...
1915 01:23:58,734 01:24:01,902 You be the man your mama made you be. Come here. You be the man your mama made you be. Come here.
1916 01:24:05,875 01:24:07,508 [Rodney pats Clay's back] [Rodney pats Clay's back]
1917 01:24:08,911 01:24:09,911 Enough. Enough.
1918 01:24:19,388 01:24:20,521 [Clay exhales sharply] [Clay exhales sharply]
1919 01:24:21,757 01:24:22,757 Fierce. Fierce.
1920 01:24:23,793 01:24:24,793 Fierce. Fierce.
1921 01:24:29,765 01:24:31,732 I thought you left already. I thought you left already.
1922 01:24:31,801 01:24:33,333 My bus is late. My bus is late.
1923 01:24:34,537 01:24:35,537 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1924 01:24:41,811 01:24:42,910 [sighs sharply] [sighs sharply]
1925 01:24:42,978 01:24:44,378 So, how are you? So, how are you?
1926 01:24:45,481 01:24:48,115 Well, the Taus revoked my scholarship. Well, the Taus revoked my scholarship.
1927 01:24:48,184 01:24:49,950 My mom's pissed. My mom's pissed.
1928 01:24:50,019 01:24:51,418 But my Aunt Kinney got me a job But my Aunt Kinney got me a job
1929 01:24:51,487 01:24:53,587 at the Neiman's makeup counter, so... at the Neiman's makeup counter, so...
1930 01:24:57,326 01:24:58,992 I meant how are you? I meant how are you?
1931 01:24:59,061 01:25:01,361 Yeah, I... I know what you meant. Yeah, I... I know what you meant.
1932 01:25:03,699 01:25:05,199 Pffff... Pffff...
1933 01:25:06,702 01:25:07,768 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1934 01:25:08,704 01:25:09,837 I fucked up. I fucked up.
1935 01:25:11,340 01:25:12,873 We both did. We both did.
1936 01:25:22,418 01:25:24,284 Look, I know you... Look, I know you...
1937 01:25:24,353 01:25:26,687 probably think you don't know me at all. probably think you don't know me at all.
1938 01:25:28,157 01:25:32,526 But believe me when I say that being your friend... But believe me when I say that being your friend...
1939 01:25:32,595 01:25:35,462 was the best thing that's ever happened to me. was the best thing that's ever happened to me.
1940 01:25:38,234 01:25:39,333 [sighs] [sighs]
1941 01:25:39,401 01:25:41,034 And maybe you think this is crap, And maybe you think this is crap,
1942 01:25:41,137 01:25:42,503 but I think... but I think...
1943 01:25:44,573 01:25:47,407 being gay made me a decent straight guy. being gay made me a decent straight guy.
1944 01:26:01,190 01:26:03,524 Look, I really do miss hanging out with you. Look, I really do miss hanging out with you.
1945 01:26:04,860 01:26:07,528 I'm the same guy. I'm the same guy.
1946 01:26:07,596 01:26:09,496 [chuckles] And who's that, Clay? [chuckles] And who's that, Clay?
1947 01:26:14,170 01:26:15,369 Just a guy. Just a guy.
1948 01:26:16,438 01:26:18,805 Just another idiot guy. Just another idiot guy.
1949 01:26:30,619 01:26:32,519 That top is fabulous. That top is fabulous.
1950 01:26:33,822 01:26:35,122 I'm not sure about the color. I'm not sure about the color.
1951 01:26:35,191 01:26:37,524 Really? I think it brings out your eyes. Really? I think it brings out your eyes.
1952 01:26:37,593 01:26:38,926 [laughs] [laughs]
1953 01:26:38,994 01:26:40,527 And the cut is daring. And the cut is daring.
1954 01:26:41,697 01:26:43,163 It's a bold choice. It's a bold choice.
1955 01:26:43,232 01:26:44,798 Oh. Right. Oh. Right.
1956 01:26:44,867 01:26:45,867 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1957 01:26:45,901 01:26:47,401 I look pretty fabulous, huh? I look pretty fabulous, huh?
1958 01:26:47,469 01:26:48,502 Totally, girl. Totally, girl.
1959 01:26:48,571 01:26:49,770 [laughs] [laughs]
1960 01:26:51,040 01:26:51,972 [song intro] [song intro]
1961 01:26:52,041 01:26:53,874 Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby
1962 01:26:57,379 01:26:59,546 Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby
1963 01:27:02,484 01:27:04,418 Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby
1964 01:27:04,486 01:27:08,222 How was I supposed to know How was I supposed to know
1965 01:27:09,692 01:27:12,893 That somethin' wasn't right? That somethin' wasn't right?
1966 01:27:12,962 01:27:14,761 Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby
1967 01:27:14,830 01:27:19,766 I shouldn't have let you go I shouldn't have let you go
1968 01:27:19,835 01:27:23,003 And now you're out of sight And now you're out of sight
1969 01:27:23,072 01:27:24,371 Show me how you... Show me how you...
1970 01:27:24,440 01:27:26,873 This is gonna change everything, you know. This is gonna change everything, you know.
1971 01:27:28,510 01:27:29,309 I hope so. I hope so.
1972 01:27:29,378 01:27:31,411 'Cause I need to know 'Cause I need to know
1973 01:27:31,480 01:27:33,447 Now because Now because
1974 01:27:33,515 01:27:37,351 My loneliness is killin me My loneliness is killin me
1975 01:27:37,419 01:27:38,852 And I And I
1976 01:27:38,921 01:27:40,621 I must confess I must confess
1977 01:27:40,689 01:27:42,422 I still believe I still believe
1978 01:27:42,491 01:27:43,757 Still believe Still believe
1979 01:27:43,826 01:27:45,292 When I'm not with you When I'm not with you
1980 01:27:45,361 01:27:47,594 [coughing] [coughing]
1981 01:27:47,663 01:27:49,863 Palestinians deserve to be liberated! Palestinians deserve to be liberated!
1982 01:27:49,932 01:27:51,298 Children are dying! Children are dying!
1983 01:27:51,367 01:27:52,866 Their blood is on Zionists' hands! Their blood is on Zionists' hands!
1984 01:27:52,935 01:27:54,868 Just shut up and fuck me! Just shut up and fuck me!
1985 01:27:54,937 01:27:55,969 Okay. Okay.
1986 01:27:56,038 01:27:58,005 The reason I breathe... The reason I breathe...
1987 01:27:58,073 01:28:00,073 Thank you ever so much. Thank you ever so much.
1988 01:28:00,142 01:28:01,942 Hey, ladies. Hey, ladies.
1989 01:28:02,011 01:28:03,610 Oh, sit down. We're not gonna bite. Oh, sit down. We're not gonna bite.
1990 01:28:03,712 01:28:06,013 Unless you boys are into that shit. Unless you boys are into that shit.
1991 01:28:06,081 01:28:07,281 Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch.
1992 01:28:07,349 01:28:09,483 You two are actually gay, right? You two are actually gay, right?
1993 01:28:10,686 01:28:11,585 Totally. Totally.
1994 01:28:11,654 01:28:12,519 That's not That's not
1995 01:28:12,588 01:28:14,655 The way I planned it The way I planned it
1996 01:28:14,723 01:28:15,723 [sighs] [sighs]
1997 01:28:15,758 01:28:17,190 So, what did youdo? So, what did youdo?
1998 01:28:17,259 01:28:19,126 Sexual assault. Sexual assault.
1999 01:28:19,194 01:28:21,828 Yeah. Me, too. Lyin' bitches. Yeah. Me, too. Lyin' bitches.
2000 01:28:21,897 01:28:23,630 Yeah. He wanted it. Yeah. He wanted it.
2001 01:28:23,699 01:28:24,765 What? What?
2002 01:28:24,833 01:28:26,033 [chuckles] [chuckles]
2003 01:28:26,101 01:28:27,301 My loneliness My loneliness
2004 01:28:27,369 01:28:28,802 Is killin' me Is killin' me
2005 01:28:28,871 01:28:30,237 And I And I
2006 01:28:30,306 01:28:32,639 First just give me another massage. First just give me another massage.
2007 01:28:32,708 01:28:34,141 Is killin' me Is killin' me
2008 01:28:34,209 01:28:35,642 Is killin' me Is killin' me
2009 01:28:35,711 01:28:37,144 When I'm not with you When I'm not with you
2010 01:28:37,212 01:28:39,112 I lose my mind I lose my mind
2011 01:28:39,181 01:28:42,916 Give me a sign Give me a sign
2012 01:28:42,985 01:28:45,686 Hit me, baby, one more time Hit me, baby, one more time
2013 01:28:45,754 01:28:47,187 Hey... Hey...
2014 01:28:47,256 01:28:48,422 stud. stud.
2015 01:28:51,026 01:28:52,859 Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby
2016 01:28:52,928 01:28:54,895 Hey, hey, yeah Hey, hey, yeah
2017 01:28:54,963 01:28:56,563 You missed your bus. You missed your bus.
2018 01:28:57,599 01:28:58,532 Ohhh... Ohhh...
2019 01:28:58,600 01:28:59,900 there'll be another one. there'll be another one.
2020 01:29:01,070 01:29:02,070 [chuckles] [chuckles]
2021 01:29:06,175 01:29:09,109 Hit me, baby, one more time Hit me, baby, one more time
2022 01:29:09,178 01:29:10,110 [song ends] [song ends]
2023 01:29:10,179 01:29:13,213 [guitar intro] [guitar intro]
2024 01:29:21,590 01:29:25,492 I've been havin' a bad day I've been havin' a bad day
2025 01:29:26,862 01:29:31,465 Something's rubbing the wrong way Something's rubbing the wrong way
2026 01:29:31,533 01:29:35,836 And I need somethin' to show for And I need somethin' to show for
2027 01:29:35,904 01:29:38,372 Nothing to go for Nothing to go for
2028 01:29:38,440 01:29:43,009 'Cause I think it's over my head 'Cause I think it's over my head
2029 01:29:43,078 01:29:45,779 And I can't describe this feelin' And I can't describe this feelin'
2030 01:29:45,848 01:29:48,515 I've climbed from floor to ceilin' I've climbed from floor to ceilin'
2031 01:29:48,584 01:29:51,318 Don't have the strength to wake up Don't have the strength to wake up
2032 01:29:51,387 01:29:54,087 Won't have the arms to take up Won't have the arms to take up
2033 01:29:54,156 01:29:56,757 Everything and nothing Everything and nothing
2034 01:29:56,825 01:29:59,559 Won't wait 'cause I'm not bluffin' Won't wait 'cause I'm not bluffin'
2035 01:29:59,628 01:30:02,796 I never asked for any help I never asked for any help
2036 01:30:02,865 01:30:06,800 I'm askin' now I'm askin' now
2037 01:30:06,869 01:30:08,902 [instrumental] [instrumental]
2038 01:30:16,412 01:30:19,980 Think I'll last through the weekend Think I'll last through the weekend
2039 01:30:21,617 01:30:26,453 Stay away from the deep end Stay away from the deep end
2040 01:30:26,522 01:30:30,624 'Cause I got nothin' to show for 'Cause I got nothin' to show for
2041 01:30:30,692 01:30:33,427 And I know I need more And I know I need more
2042 01:30:33,495 01:30:37,998 Circling over my head Circling over my head
2043 01:30:38,066 01:30:40,634 I can't describe this feelin' I can't describe this feelin'
2044 01:30:40,702 01:30:43,303 I've climbed from floor to ceilin' I've climbed from floor to ceilin'
2045 01:30:43,372 01:30:46,072 Don't have the strength to wake up Don't have the strength to wake up
2046 01:30:46,141 01:30:48,942 Won't have the arms to take up Won't have the arms to take up
2047 01:30:49,011 01:30:51,578 Everything and nothin' Everything and nothin'
2048 01:30:51,647 01:30:54,281 Won't wait 'cause I'm not bluffin' Won't wait 'cause I'm not bluffin'
2049 01:30:54,349 01:30:57,651 I never asked for any help I never asked for any help
2050 01:30:57,719 01:31:00,086 I'm askin' now I'm askin' now
2051 01:31:00,155 01:31:04,357 And I don't care where it takes me And I don't care where it takes me
2052 01:31:05,794 01:31:08,995 If it takes me away If it takes me away
2053 01:31:11,233 01:31:14,267 I won't know if it breaks me I won't know if it breaks me
2054 01:31:14,336 01:31:18,038 Till tomorrow comes Till tomorrow comes
2055 01:31:18,106 01:31:24,611 What have I done today? What have I done today?
2056 01:31:24,680 01:31:28,048 Closed—Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA Closed—Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA