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1 00:00:51,680 00:00:57,687 Sometimes, God taketh away what God hath given. Sometimes, God taketh away what God hath given.
2 00:00:57,840 00:01:01,208 A mother who bears us with her loins... A mother who bears us with her loins...
3 00:01:01,920 00:01:03,809 bears us always... bears us always...
4 00:01:04,600 00:01:08,047 and lives forever in our hearts. and lives forever in our hearts.
5 00:01:12,000 00:01:13,570 Let's go talk to her now. Let's go talk to her now.
6 00:01:13,760 00:01:15,922 Just sit next to her. Just sit next to her.
7 00:01:16,080 00:01:17,570 Doris. Doris.
8 00:01:17,760 00:01:20,684 Hey, sis. How you holding up? Hey, sis. How you holding up?
9 00:01:20,840 00:01:21,966 I'm holding up. I'm holding up.
10 00:01:22,120 00:01:24,202 Supposed to hold up, so I'm holding up. Supposed to hold up, so I'm holding up.
11 00:01:24,360 00:01:27,045 Hey, you know, we're all pretty devastated, so... Hey, you know, we're all pretty devastated, so...
12 00:01:27,200 00:01:30,568 Anyway, Cynthia and I were thinking, now that Ma's gone... Anyway, Cynthia and I were thinking, now that Ma's gone...
13 00:01:30,720 00:01:34,167 maybe you could get your own place in the city... maybe you could get your own place in the city...
14 00:01:34,360 00:01:37,807 - ...close to your job and everything. - You wouldn't have to ride the ferry. - ...close to your job and everything. - You wouldn't have to ride the ferry.
15 00:01:37,960 00:01:39,371 You've really earned this. You've really earned this.
16 00:01:39,520 00:01:42,729 You've been living in Mom's house, taking care of her all these years. You've been living in Mom's house, taking care of her all these years.
17 00:01:42,880 00:01:44,928 Which was so noble of you. Which was so noble of you.
18 00:01:45,120 00:01:48,363 - I don't know how you did it. I really don't. - So noble. - I don't know how you did it. I really don't. - So noble.
19 00:01:48,520 00:01:52,570 And I was thinking that, you know, once we cleaned out all of Mama's junk... And I was thinking that, you know, once we cleaned out all of Mama's junk...
20 00:01:53,320 00:01:57,325 that we should think about maybe selling the house too. that we should think about maybe selling the house too.
21 00:01:58,120 00:02:03,081 - Todd, all my stuff is there. - Yeah. - Todd, all my stuff is there. - Yeah.
22 00:02:03,240 00:02:04,526 All right. All right.
23 00:02:05,640 00:02:07,324 Look, I just... Look, I just...
24 00:02:07,520 00:02:08,965 We... We...
25 00:02:09,120 00:02:10,121 Here. Here.
26 00:02:10,800 00:02:13,531 Her name is Sylvia Edwards and she could really help. Her name is Sylvia Edwards and she could really help.
27 00:02:13,680 00:02:16,524 - Help with what? - The hoarding, Doris. - Help with what? - The hoarding, Doris.
28 00:02:16,680 00:02:19,570 You and Mom, you held on to a lot of stuff. You and Mom, you held on to a lot of stuff.
29 00:02:19,720 00:02:22,200 Please, sis, just meet with her. Please, sis, just meet with her.
30 00:04:20,600 00:04:23,649 - I'm sorry. - Sorry. Could someone hit eight, please? - I'm sorry. - Sorry. Could someone hit eight, please?
31 00:04:23,800 00:04:25,325 Thanks. Thanks.
32 00:04:33,080 00:04:34,605 It's tight quarters. It's tight quarters.
33 00:04:38,400 00:04:41,244 - It's pretty awkward, huh? - Yeah. - It's pretty awkward, huh? - Yeah.
34 00:04:45,600 00:04:47,841 Here. These are a little... Here. These are a little...
35 00:04:48,120 00:04:50,168 Sorry, they were on your ear. Is that better? Sorry, they were on your ear. Is that better?
36 00:04:50,320 00:04:52,561 - Boy, yeah. - Yeah. - Boy, yeah. - Yeah.
37 00:04:56,840 00:04:57,887 I like your glasses. I like your glasses.
38 00:05:00,680 00:05:02,091 They're cat eyeglasses? They're cat eyeglasses?
39 00:05:02,280 00:05:03,645 Yeah. Yeah.
40 00:05:04,960 00:05:05,961 They're cool. They're cool.
41 00:05:07,640 00:05:09,847 Okay. Thanks. Okay. Thanks.
42 00:05:48,600 00:05:49,681 Hey, Doris? Hey, Doris?
43 00:05:50,640 00:05:51,641 Doris? Doris?
44 00:05:53,400 00:05:56,051 Anne's replacing all our chairs with these posture balls. Anne's replacing all our chairs with these posture balls.
45 00:05:57,840 00:06:01,765 She's got a whole truckload. So I'm gonna need your chair, Doris. She's got a whole truckload. So I'm gonna need your chair, Doris.
46 00:06:01,960 00:06:04,440 I like my chair. It has a back. I like my chair. It has a back.
47 00:06:04,600 00:06:07,968 You know I don't make the rules, right? I'm just the muscle. You know I don't make the rules, right? I'm just the muscle.
48 00:06:08,120 00:06:12,045 Can I have everyone gather around please? Over here. Can I have everyone gather around please? Over here.
49 00:06:12,200 00:06:13,440 Over here. Over here.
50 00:06:14,000 00:06:16,048 Over here. Over here.
51 00:06:16,960 00:06:21,090 I would like to introduce everyone to John Fremont. I would like to introduce everyone to John Fremont.
52 00:06:21,240 00:06:23,129 John is the new art director. John is the new art director.
53 00:06:23,320 00:06:27,325 He joins us after a successful stint in the L.A. office. He joins us after a successful stint in the L.A. office.
54 00:06:27,480 00:06:28,970 We're very happy to have him. We're very happy to have him.
55 00:06:29,120 00:06:31,441 So let's give him a big New York welcome. So let's give him a big New York welcome.
56 00:06:34,200 00:06:36,202 - Speech. - Speech. - Speech. - Speech.
57 00:06:36,360 00:06:37,725 Speech. Speech.
58 00:06:39,280 00:06:42,807 Okay, I'll give it a shot. Okay, I'll give it a shot.
59 00:06:43,520 00:06:47,411 So I know it's a far cry from the sandy beaches of Malibu... So I know it's a far cry from the sandy beaches of Malibu...
60 00:06:48,840 00:06:52,925 but it's really great to be here in the city that never sleeps. but it's really great to be here in the city that never sleeps.
61 00:06:54,160 00:06:55,161 So that's it. So that's it.
62 00:06:58,320 00:07:00,482 That's all, folks. That's all, folks.
63 00:07:01,360 00:07:03,886 You're so funny, John. You're so funny, John.
64 00:07:04,040 00:07:06,008 Okay, everyone back to work. Okay, everyone back to work.
65 00:07:06,160 00:07:07,730 Okay. Okay.
66 00:07:07,880 00:07:09,120 Actually, wait. Actually, wait.
67 00:07:09,720 00:07:11,848 There's one last thing that I need to say. There's one last thing that I need to say.
68 00:07:12,400 00:07:15,244 I met a woman in the elevator this morning. I met a woman in the elevator this morning.
69 00:07:15,400 00:07:18,290 And we hardly exchanged more than a few words... And we hardly exchanged more than a few words...
70 00:07:18,440 00:07:20,761 but she made a big impression on me. but she made a big impression on me.
71 00:07:21,360 00:07:23,203 She's standing right there. She's standing right there.
72 00:07:25,080 00:07:27,845 Look, lady, I don't even know your name... Look, lady, I don't even know your name...
73 00:07:28,120 00:07:31,602 but you set off a fire inside of me I have not been able to put out... but you set off a fire inside of me I have not been able to put out...
74 00:07:31,800 00:07:33,848 since the moment I laid eyes on you. since the moment I laid eyes on you.
75 00:07:35,640 00:07:37,802 Can we explore this? Can we explore this?
76 00:07:38,120 00:07:39,531 Doris? Doris?
77 00:07:43,200 00:07:44,929 Doris? Doris?
78 00:07:45,560 00:07:46,846 Doris? Doris?
79 00:07:47,000 00:07:50,288 Hey, sorry to interrupt whatever that was. Hey, sorry to interrupt whatever that was.
80 00:07:52,320 00:07:54,322 Just me and the cats now. Just me and the cats now.
81 00:07:54,480 00:07:57,609 I hope I don't end up like one of those weird old New Yorkers... I hope I don't end up like one of those weird old New Yorkers...
82 00:07:57,760 00:08:00,730 that chokes on a peanut and dies and no one even misses me... that chokes on a peanut and dies and no one even misses me...
83 00:08:00,880 00:08:04,043 until the smell of my decomposing body seeps through the walls. until the smell of my decomposing body seeps through the walls.
84 00:08:04,200 00:08:08,171 - Oh, honey, I would miss you. I would... - Get in the slow lane, ladies. - Oh, honey, I would miss you. I would... - Get in the slow lane, ladies.
85 00:08:08,320 00:08:10,482 You go eat some kale. You go eat some kale.
86 00:08:10,640 00:08:12,529 - Fascist. - She gave us the finger, Roz. - Fascist. - She gave us the finger, Roz.
87 00:08:12,720 00:08:14,085 - Give her the finger. - Fascist! - Give her the finger. - Fascist!
88 00:08:14,240 00:08:16,163 - Roz, no, no, no. - Hey, hey, hey. - Roz, no, no, no. - Hey, hey, hey.
89 00:08:16,320 00:08:17,606 Yeah, you'd better run. Yeah, you'd better run.
90 00:08:17,760 00:08:19,125 Run away. Run away.
91 00:08:19,280 00:08:21,282 Run away, girl. Run away, girl.
92 00:08:22,840 00:08:25,571 Will you get your friend? Will you get your friend?
93 00:08:26,720 00:08:29,769 Oh, Roz. For goodness sakes, just give her the finger next time. Oh, Roz. For goodness sakes, just give her the finger next time.
94 00:08:29,920 00:08:31,046 Look, see, she ran away. Look, see, she ran away.
95 00:08:31,200 00:08:33,441 Of course. You scared the heck out of her. Of course. You scared the heck out of her.
96 00:08:33,600 00:08:38,367 And then after that, John says, "That's all, folks." And then after that, John says, "That's all, folks."
97 00:08:38,520 00:08:39,885 You know, like Bugs Bunny. You know, like Bugs Bunny.
98 00:08:40,080 00:08:41,889 And Anne goes... you know. And Anne goes... you know.
99 00:08:42,080 00:08:43,889 I don't even think she got the reference. I don't even think she got the reference.
100 00:08:44,080 00:08:46,321 - That one is such a phony baloney. - Yeah. I know. - That one is such a phony baloney. - Yeah. I know.
101 00:08:46,480 00:08:49,131 Come on because I don't wanna be late for this lecture. Come on because I don't wanna be late for this lecture.
102 00:08:49,280 00:08:51,601 So who is this guy again? So who is this guy again?
103 00:08:51,800 00:08:53,450 One of those motivational speakers. One of those motivational speakers.
104 00:08:53,600 00:08:55,967 Val says he's like that doctor on TV. Val says he's like that doctor on TV.
105 00:08:56,120 00:08:57,770 - I don't know. - Only better looking. - I don't know. - Only better looking.
106 00:08:57,920 00:08:59,649 Come on. Come on.
107 00:09:00,200 00:09:03,249 - I'm coming. - It'll do you good to be around people. - I'm coming. - It'll do you good to be around people.
108 00:09:08,560 00:09:11,404 - They do a snack table here. - How many things do you get? - They do a snack table here. - How many things do you get?
109 00:09:11,560 00:09:15,087 - You remember that guy that did the... - Looks like four bites of cheese. - You remember that guy that did the... - Looks like four bites of cheese.
110 00:09:15,280 00:09:17,248 I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry, ma'am.
111 00:09:17,400 00:09:21,769 We are not allowed to serve the cheese and crackers until after the lecture. We are not allowed to serve the cheese and crackers until after the lecture.
112 00:09:22,360 00:09:24,044 - Bureaucrat. - Roz. - Bureaucrat. - Roz.
113 00:09:24,200 00:09:25,690 - Doris. Hurry up. - There's Val. - Doris. Hurry up. - There's Val.
114 00:09:25,840 00:09:28,491 I've got primo seats for us. Hurry up. I've got primo seats for us. Hurry up.
115 00:09:29,640 00:09:32,120 There's always one in every crowd. There's always one in every crowd.
116 00:09:32,680 00:09:34,011 - Doris. - Yes. - Doris. - Yes.
117 00:09:34,160 00:09:36,527 - I'm so sorry about your mother. - Yes. - I'm so sorry about your mother. - Yes.
118 00:09:36,720 00:09:38,324 Did you get the Edible Arrangement? Did you get the Edible Arrangement?
119 00:09:38,480 00:09:40,801 Yes, I did, thank you. Thank you so much. Yes, I did, thank you. Thank you so much.
120 00:09:40,960 00:09:43,167 Willy Williams. Willy Williams.
121 00:09:43,760 00:09:45,524 Hey. Hey.
122 00:09:45,800 00:09:46,801 Hey. Hey.
123 00:09:46,960 00:09:50,043 Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
124 00:09:50,200 00:09:52,202 Have you lost your way? Have you lost your way?
125 00:09:52,800 00:09:54,723 Is there something missing? Is there something missing?
126 00:09:56,160 00:09:57,525 An emptiness. An emptiness.
127 00:09:58,040 00:10:01,203 But, folks, don't look back at your life and ask, "Why me?" But, folks, don't look back at your life and ask, "Why me?"
128 00:10:01,360 00:10:04,443 Look ahead and ask, "Why not me?" Look ahead and ask, "Why not me?"
129 00:10:04,600 00:10:06,602 Ask yourself, "Why not me?" Right now. Ask yourself, "Why not me?" Right now.
130 00:10:06,760 00:10:09,081 Why not me? Why not me?
131 00:10:09,240 00:10:12,369 We've all got fears. I'm afraid of a lot of things. We've all got fears. I'm afraid of a lot of things.
132 00:10:12,520 00:10:15,649 Am I safe? Am I providing for my family? Am I safe? Am I providing for my family?
133 00:10:15,840 00:10:20,084 Am I doing everything I can to make this world a better place? Am I doing everything I can to make this world a better place?
134 00:10:20,800 00:10:23,724 But when it comes to our goals and our dreams... But when it comes to our goals and our dreams...
135 00:10:23,880 00:10:27,202 fear is just another four letter word that begins with F. fear is just another four letter word that begins with F.
136 00:10:27,360 00:10:31,649 And folks, don't let your fear of what could happen make nothing happen. And folks, don't let your fear of what could happen make nothing happen.
137 00:10:31,800 00:10:33,245 Don't make that mistake. Don't make that mistake.
138 00:10:33,440 00:10:37,889 Life is short, folks. Let me tell you, it is over in the blink of an eye. Life is short, folks. Let me tell you, it is over in the blink of an eye.
139 00:10:38,760 00:10:40,285 And that's why I always say: And that's why I always say:
140 00:10:40,440 00:10:42,966 There are seven days in the week... There are seven days in the week...
141 00:10:43,160 00:10:47,529 and someday isn't one of them. and someday isn't one of them.
142 00:10:47,680 00:10:50,923 Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
143 00:10:51,760 00:10:52,966 This is very good cheese. This is very good cheese.
144 00:10:53,120 00:10:56,567 I think it's some kind of a Spanish Manchego. It has a certain olé to it. I think it's some kind of a Spanish Manchego. It has a certain olé to it.
145 00:10:56,760 00:10:59,206 Did you see that really cute guy in the third row? Did you see that really cute guy in the third row?
146 00:10:59,360 00:11:00,771 - Okay. - Hubba, hubba. - Okay. - Hubba, hubba.
147 00:11:00,920 00:11:03,002 - He's coming this way. Coming. - Hello, ladies. - He's coming this way. Coming. - Hello, ladies.
148 00:11:03,160 00:11:05,731 Thanks so much for coming to my talk. You got my DVD. Thanks so much for coming to my talk. You got my DVD.
149 00:11:05,880 00:11:06,881 Yes. Yes.
150 00:11:07,040 00:11:09,520 There's actually some great advice in there, Doris. There's actually some great advice in there, Doris.
151 00:11:09,680 00:11:11,444 - Yes, yes. - Great name. - Yes, yes. - Great name.
152 00:11:11,600 00:11:15,366 - My mother named me after Doris Day. - Doris Day is my all-time favorite. - My mother named me after Doris Day. - Doris Day is my all-time favorite.
153 00:11:15,520 00:11:18,842 You know what her real last name was? Von Kappelhoff. You know what her real last name was? Von Kappelhoff.
154 00:11:19,480 00:11:21,926 - It's funny, huh? - Very, very funny. - It's funny, huh? - Very, very funny.
155 00:11:22,080 00:11:24,731 - Excuse me, I just... I have to... - Certainly. - Excuse me, I just... I have to... - Certainly.
156 00:11:24,880 00:11:27,724 Mr. Williams, may I ask a question? Mr. Williams, may I ask a question?
157 00:11:27,880 00:11:29,609 Ask me anything. Ask me anything.
158 00:11:29,760 00:11:34,049 Mr. Williams, there's something I want. Mr. Williams, there's something I want.
159 00:11:34,200 00:11:37,602 Is this something a someone? Is this something a someone?
160 00:11:37,800 00:11:39,245 Yes. Yes.
161 00:11:39,400 00:11:41,004 And he... And he...
162 00:11:41,160 00:11:44,323 He's very different than me. It just seems impossible. He's very different than me. It just seems impossible.
163 00:11:44,480 00:11:47,609 - Impossible, a confounding word. - And yet I use it all the time. - Impossible, a confounding word. - And yet I use it all the time.
164 00:11:47,760 00:11:50,001 - There's no such thing as impossible. - No? - There's no such thing as impossible. - No?
165 00:11:50,160 00:11:51,844 - Think about the word itself. - Okay. - Think about the word itself. - Okay.
166 00:11:52,320 00:11:56,041 I'm possible. I'm possible.
167 00:11:56,200 00:11:58,441 - I'm possible. - I'm possible. - I'm possible. - I'm possible.
168 00:11:58,600 00:12:00,568 We're just looking at things the wrong way. We're just looking at things the wrong way.
169 00:12:00,720 00:12:05,203 Like this glass of water, is it half full or is it half empty? Like this glass of water, is it half full or is it half empty?
170 00:12:05,360 00:12:09,922 - I don't know. - It's all about the way we look at things. - I don't know. - It's all about the way we look at things.
171 00:12:10,120 00:12:13,249 - Do you see? - I see. - Do you see? - I see.
172 00:12:13,400 00:12:15,721 - Yes, you do see. - Yes, I do see. - Yes, you do see. - Yes, I do see.
173 00:12:15,920 00:12:18,321 Well, I'm glad to see you, Doris. Well, I'm glad to see you, Doris.
174 00:12:18,480 00:12:21,484 You are perfect inside and out. You are perfect inside and out.
175 00:12:21,640 00:12:24,689 You're a green ball of glowing light. You're a green ball of glowing light.
176 00:12:24,840 00:12:28,481 And don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
177 00:12:30,520 00:12:32,682 Oh, I recognize you. Oh, I recognize you.
178 00:12:33,120 00:12:38,889 I'm possible. I'm possible.
179 00:12:40,760 00:12:42,762 I'm possible. I'm possible.
180 00:12:44,760 00:12:46,888 I'm possible. I'm possible.
181 00:12:48,760 00:12:52,287 I guess what I'm thinking is that whether it's digital or analog... I guess what I'm thinking is that whether it's digital or analog...
182 00:12:52,440 00:12:54,602 - ...the brand has to be unified. - I agree. Yeah. - ...the brand has to be unified. - I agree. Yeah.
183 00:12:54,760 00:12:57,047 Change up the typeface... Change up the typeface...
184 00:13:07,240 00:13:10,722 - What is this one? - See, I like this one a lot too. This is... - What is this one? - See, I like this one a lot too. This is...
185 00:13:10,880 00:13:12,325 John? John?
186 00:13:12,520 00:13:14,363 John, over here, John. John, over here, John.
187 00:13:14,560 00:13:15,971 Hello. Hello.
188 00:13:17,240 00:13:18,480 This is... This is...
189 00:13:18,640 00:13:21,564 John, I... John, I...
190 00:13:21,720 00:13:24,121 - Just... Hello. - I'm gonna... Just hold on. Real quick. - Just... Hello. - I'm gonna... Just hold on. Real quick.
191 00:13:30,800 00:13:32,689 Hi, is everything okay? Hi, is everything okay?
192 00:13:32,840 00:13:36,083 So I'm... John, this is the situation. So I'm... John, this is the situation.
193 00:13:36,240 00:13:39,528 It seems that I have a defective ball. It seems that I have a defective ball.
194 00:13:40,360 00:13:42,681 Yes, I'm... Yes, I'm...
195 00:13:43,120 00:13:45,600 practically empty here. practically empty here.
196 00:13:45,960 00:13:50,010 - Oh, look at that. - And the other day I saw you... - Oh, look at that. - And the other day I saw you...
197 00:13:50,160 00:13:54,882 so I put it together in my head because you came in with a bike pump... so I put it together in my head because you came in with a bike pump...
198 00:13:55,040 00:13:57,202 and so I thought, "There you go." and so I thought, "There you go."
199 00:13:57,360 00:14:00,569 - Let me grab my pump. Be right back. - Okay. Okay. - Let me grab my pump. Be right back. - Okay. Okay.
200 00:14:03,520 00:14:05,409 BRB. BRB.
201 00:14:10,240 00:14:12,288 Lucky bike pump. Lucky bike pump.
202 00:14:12,440 00:14:14,124 - Okay. Let me take a look. - Okay. - Okay. Let me take a look. - Okay.
203 00:14:14,280 00:14:15,441 Okay. Okay.
204 00:14:16,320 00:14:18,368 - If I could just... Sorry. - Yeah. - If I could just... Sorry. - Yeah.
205 00:14:18,960 00:14:21,247 Do you wanna get off the ball while I do this? Do you wanna get off the ball while I do this?
206 00:14:21,880 00:14:24,690 Do I have to? I have bad knees. Do I have to? I have bad knees.
207 00:14:25,800 00:14:27,325 - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Oh, okay. - Okay.
208 00:14:27,480 00:14:29,005 All right. All right.
209 00:14:32,520 00:14:34,284 There we go. There we go.
210 00:14:40,760 00:14:42,603 How are you liking the new job? How are you liking the new job?
211 00:14:42,760 00:14:46,082 - The new j... Pretty good so far, I guess. - Is it? Is it? - The new j... Pretty good so far, I guess. - Is it? Is it?
212 00:14:46,280 00:14:47,964 - Feel like I'm managing okay. - Yeah. - Feel like I'm managing okay. - Yeah.
213 00:14:48,520 00:14:49,965 Okay. Okay.
214 00:14:50,760 00:14:52,683 - All right. - Okay. - All right. - Okay.
215 00:14:52,840 00:14:54,569 Sorry. Sorry.
216 00:14:54,920 00:14:56,490 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.
217 00:14:56,640 00:14:58,210 - How's that? - Oh, good. - How's that? - Oh, good.
218 00:14:58,360 00:14:59,646 Yeah? It's not too hard? Yeah? It's not too hard?
219 00:14:59,800 00:15:01,245 - No, oh, no. - Okay. - No, oh, no. - Okay.
220 00:15:01,400 00:15:04,131 - I'm gonna pull it out, okay? - Okay, okay, okay. - I'm gonna pull it out, okay? - Okay, okay, okay.
221 00:15:05,320 00:15:08,005 Let me get that back in. All right. Let me get that back in. All right.
222 00:15:10,680 00:15:13,286 - Yeah, there you go. - All right. - Yeah, there you go. - All right.
223 00:15:13,440 00:15:14,885 Good. Good.
224 00:15:15,160 00:15:17,401 - Well, all right. - All right. - Well, all right. - All right.
225 00:15:17,600 00:15:22,083 - I'm really glad I could help. - I'm glad you're glad you could help. - I'm really glad I could help. - I'm glad you're glad you could help.
226 00:15:22,240 00:15:25,210 - That was great pumping. Okay. - Okay. Yeah. - That was great pumping. Okay. - Okay. Yeah.
227 00:15:25,400 00:15:27,289 - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye.
228 00:15:48,080 00:15:49,081 Oh, hey. Oh, hey.
229 00:15:53,400 00:15:56,085 Hey, you guys order the chicken or the chicken? Hey, you guys order the chicken or the chicken?
230 00:15:56,960 00:16:00,089 I'm possible. I'm possible.
231 00:16:00,240 00:16:04,211 - What's going on with that guy you met? - It's okay, but we met at a Panera Bread... - What's going on with that guy you met? - It's okay, but we met at a Panera Bread...
232 00:16:04,400 00:16:07,563 - ...because it has clean bathrooms. - Yeah, that feels like a problem. - ...because it has clean bathrooms. - Yeah, that feels like a problem.
233 00:16:07,720 00:16:11,008 - Catch you later. I'll get coffee, okay? - See you soon. - Catch you later. I'll get coffee, okay? - See you soon.
234 00:16:18,000 00:16:19,525 Oh, hey, Doris. Oh, hey, Doris.
235 00:16:20,120 00:16:21,121 Is everything okay? Is everything okay?
236 00:16:21,280 00:16:25,888 I just wanted to ask if I could get another cup of coffee. I just wanted to ask if I could get another cup of coffee.
237 00:16:26,760 00:16:29,525 Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. Let me just get out of your way. Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. Let me just get out of your way.
238 00:16:31,240 00:16:32,526 Okay. Okay.
239 00:16:32,720 00:16:34,324 Damn it. Okay. All right. Damn it. Okay. All right.
240 00:16:34,480 00:16:38,610 - Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm so sorry. So sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. - Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm so sorry. So sorry. - It's okay. It's okay.
241 00:16:38,760 00:16:41,047 Let me help. I'm so, so sorry. Let me help. I'm so, so sorry.
242 00:16:41,200 00:16:43,123 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
243 00:16:43,280 00:16:44,930 No, please. No, please.
244 00:16:45,080 00:16:47,890 - Doris, stop it. - God. - Doris, stop it. - God.
245 00:16:48,360 00:16:49,964 Stop. Stop.
246 00:16:50,640 00:16:51,880 Okay. Okay.
247 00:16:52,040 00:16:54,247 - You did that on purpose, didn't you? - No. - You did that on purpose, didn't you? - No.
248 00:16:54,400 00:16:56,209 - Yeah, you did. - No, no, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. - No, no, I didn't.
249 00:16:56,360 00:16:57,600 - You're a liar. - I'm not. - You're a liar. - I'm not.
250 00:16:57,760 00:16:59,649 And that's okay. And that's okay.
251 00:17:00,200 00:17:02,043 I... I...
252 00:17:06,040 00:17:07,280 Oh, my God, you're sexy. Oh, my God, you're sexy.
253 00:17:07,440 00:17:10,808 I am? I am?
254 00:17:18,040 00:17:21,044 Doris? Doris? Doris? Doris?
255 00:17:22,440 00:17:25,091 - Doris, are you okay? - Oh, yeah. - Doris, are you okay? - Oh, yeah.
256 00:17:26,280 00:17:29,489 Oh, yeah. I forgot something. Oh, yeah. I forgot something.
257 00:17:49,440 00:17:50,441 So... So...
258 00:17:51,440 00:17:55,126 Todd says you and your mother liked collecting things, is that true? Todd says you and your mother liked collecting things, is that true?
259 00:17:56,880 00:17:59,167 - Sometimes. - What kinds of things? - Sometimes. - What kinds of things?
260 00:17:59,680 00:18:04,561 Do you like to buy things new or do you find things on the street? Do you like to buy things new or do you find things on the street?
261 00:18:05,680 00:18:07,842 Sometimes people throw away really nice things. Sometimes people throw away really nice things.
262 00:18:08,000 00:18:11,368 You'd be surprised, is all, you know? You'd be surprised, is all, you know?
263 00:18:14,760 00:18:17,240 The market on Hylan Boulevard was a zoo today. The market on Hylan Boulevard was a zoo today.
264 00:18:17,400 00:18:19,846 I'm stocking up on frozen food for Thanksgiving. I'm stocking up on frozen food for Thanksgiving.
265 00:18:20,000 00:18:22,446 I'm thinking of making a rice stuffing this year... I'm thinking of making a rice stuffing this year...
266 00:18:22,600 00:18:25,410 plus the homemade cranberry sauce, the rolls... plus the homemade cranberry sauce, the rolls...
267 00:18:25,560 00:18:30,122 We know, Roz. You prepare in advance. You tell us every year like it's new. We know, Roz. You prepare in advance. You tell us every year like it's new.
268 00:18:30,280 00:18:33,727 I am not Roz to you, I'm your grandmother. Show some respect. I am not Roz to you, I'm your grandmother. Show some respect.
269 00:18:33,920 00:18:38,005 You can call me Buzozia, you can call me Noni, Nonni, Nuni. You can call me Buzozia, you can call me Noni, Nonni, Nuni.
270 00:18:38,160 00:18:40,640 When you can vote, you can call me Roz. When you can vote, you can call me Roz.
271 00:18:40,800 00:18:43,724 Providing you're a Communist, which in theory was a good idea. Providing you're a Communist, which in theory was a good idea.
272 00:18:44,480 00:18:46,721 - How's your mother? - Good. - How's your mother? - Good.
273 00:18:46,880 00:18:48,370 She's up for parole this summer. She's up for parole this summer.
274 00:18:48,560 00:18:49,925 - That's nice. - She'll get out. - That's nice. - She'll get out.
275 00:18:50,080 00:18:52,082 She stole that car but it was a hybrid. She stole that car but it was a hybrid.
276 00:18:52,600 00:18:54,762 So you're coming to Thanksgiving, right, Dorry? So you're coming to Thanksgiving, right, Dorry?
277 00:18:54,920 00:18:56,490 I wouldn't miss it for the world. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
278 00:18:56,640 00:18:59,530 I'm making my famous mini-marshmallow sweet potato pie. I'm making my famous mini-marshmallow sweet potato pie.
279 00:19:00,400 00:19:04,405 Oh, Buzuzia, could you get one of those tofu turkeys for me and Dave? Oh, Buzuzia, could you get one of those tofu turkeys for me and Dave?
280 00:19:04,560 00:19:06,927 - We're going vegan. - Who's Dave? - We're going vegan. - Who's Dave?
281 00:19:07,120 00:19:09,805 - Vivian's boyfriend. - He's not my boyfriend. - Vivian's boyfriend. - He's not my boyfriend.
282 00:19:10,000 00:19:13,083 Vivian's male friend who is here constantly eating all the food... Vivian's male friend who is here constantly eating all the food...
283 00:19:13,240 00:19:16,801 - ...and sucking face. - Oh, my God, we do not suck face. - ...and sucking face. - Oh, my God, we do not suck face.
284 00:19:16,960 00:19:19,566 Where'd you meet him? Is he in your classes with you? Where'd you meet him? Is he in your classes with you?
285 00:19:19,760 00:19:21,285 Yeah, we go to the same school. Yeah, we go to the same school.
286 00:19:21,440 00:19:23,124 We're doing The Glass Menagerie. We're doing The Glass Menagerie.
287 00:19:23,280 00:19:25,886 - He plays the gentleman caller. - Oh, that's so nice. - He plays the gentleman caller. - Oh, that's so nice.
288 00:19:26,040 00:19:28,884 - And who do you play? - I'm operating the light board. - And who do you play? - I'm operating the light board.
289 00:19:29,040 00:19:31,964 Speaking of gentlemen callers, what's going on with you, Dorry? Speaking of gentlemen callers, what's going on with you, Dorry?
290 00:19:32,120 00:19:33,804 Nothing. Nothing.
291 00:19:33,960 00:19:37,169 Nothing. Nothing. I'm getting nowhere with John. Nothing. Nothing. I'm getting nowhere with John.
292 00:19:37,360 00:19:40,443 I feel so stupid around him. It's just not meant to be. I feel so stupid around him. It's just not meant to be.
293 00:19:40,600 00:19:43,604 - What's his full name? - John Fremont. - What's his full name? - John Fremont.
294 00:19:43,760 00:19:47,367 Love is war, honey. You need to find common interests. Love is war, honey. You need to find common interests.
295 00:19:47,520 00:19:50,649 Melvin and I... May he rest in peace. Melvin and I... May he rest in peace.
296 00:19:51,160 00:19:52,810 Melvin and I... Melvin and I...
297 00:19:53,000 00:19:59,042 Melvin and I... Melvin and I loved improvisational jazz. Melvin and I... Melvin and I loved improvisational jazz.
298 00:19:59,680 00:20:03,526 I think you need to find common ground with this man. I think you need to find common ground with this man.
299 00:20:03,720 00:20:08,931 How can I find common ground when the guy won't even talk to me? How can I find common ground when the guy won't even talk to me?
300 00:20:09,120 00:20:10,645 He's on Facebook. He's on Facebook.
301 00:20:11,920 00:20:14,526 John Fremont is on Facebook. John Fremont is on Facebook.
302 00:20:14,840 00:20:15,887 See? See?
303 00:20:16,040 00:20:17,690 He grew up in Chicago. He grew up in Chicago.
304 00:20:17,840 00:20:19,126 He went to Syracuse. He went to Syracuse.
305 00:20:19,320 00:20:22,881 He likes yoga, Frisbee, Indian food. He likes yoga, Frisbee, Indian food.
306 00:20:23,040 00:20:25,771 - Roz, he likes Indian food. - When did you have Indian food? - Roz, he likes Indian food. - When did you have Indian food?
307 00:20:25,920 00:20:28,844 I didn't, but I'm sure I'd like it. I didn't, but I'm sure I'd like it.
308 00:20:29,480 00:20:30,845 - There he is. - There he is. - There he is. - There he is.
309 00:20:31,040 00:20:34,044 - Check this out. Look at that. - What else? What else? Go on. - Check this out. Look at that. - What else? What else? Go on.
310 00:20:34,200 00:20:36,680 We can't see the rest, we have to be friends with him. We can't see the rest, we have to be friends with him.
311 00:20:36,880 00:20:40,248 - Well, let's be friends with him. - No, Doris, it's not like real friends. - Well, let's be friends with him. - No, Doris, it's not like real friends.
312 00:20:40,400 00:20:44,246 We have to make you a profile and then ask him to be friends. We have to make you a profile and then ask him to be friends.
313 00:20:44,960 00:20:46,883 No, I can't do that. I can't do that. No, I can't do that. I can't do that.
314 00:20:47,040 00:20:49,042 - No. - Okay. - No. - Okay.
315 00:20:49,200 00:20:51,441 Then let's make a fake account. He'll never know. Then let's make a fake account. He'll never know.
316 00:20:51,640 00:20:52,846 Yes. Yes.
317 00:20:53,000 00:20:55,082 - Okay. - How about... - Okay. - How about...
318 00:20:55,240 00:20:57,481 - Okay. - ...this one? - Okay. - ...this one?
319 00:20:57,640 00:20:59,563 Oh, this is a very bad idea. Oh, this is a very bad idea.
320 00:20:59,720 00:21:01,290 - No, it's not. - Stop. - No, it's not. - Stop.
321 00:21:01,440 00:21:05,889 Let's see. Find someone who looks like they have, you know, a master's degree. Let's see. Find someone who looks like they have, you know, a master's degree.
322 00:21:06,040 00:21:07,041 Okay. Okay.
323 00:21:07,840 00:21:09,205 - Yes. Yes. - Oh, her? - Yes. Yes. - Oh, her?
324 00:21:09,360 00:21:11,283 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah. Totally. - Yes. - Yeah, yeah. Totally.
325 00:21:11,440 00:21:13,010 She needs a name. She needs a name.
326 00:21:13,160 00:21:15,481 Lilith Primrose. Lilith Primrose.
327 00:21:16,560 00:21:19,291 I always fantasized my name would be Lilith Primrose... I always fantasized my name would be Lilith Primrose...
328 00:21:19,440 00:21:20,965 if I was in a romance novel. if I was in a romance novel.
329 00:21:21,120 00:21:24,169 Or Lilith Comeswell. Or Lilith Comeswell.
330 00:21:24,320 00:21:25,924 Let's just stick with Primrose. Let's just stick with Primrose.
331 00:21:26,080 00:21:28,287 Okay, let's stick with Primrose. Okay, let's stick with Primrose.
332 00:21:28,440 00:21:30,442 - Let's get you some friends here. - Oh, yeah? - Let's get you some friends here. - Oh, yeah?
333 00:21:30,640 00:21:34,531 Because we don't want John thinking that you're his only friend. Because we don't want John thinking that you're his only friend.
334 00:21:50,640 00:21:52,847 What? What? What happened? What? What? What happened?
335 00:21:53,040 00:21:54,280 Oh, my God, we're in. Oh, my God, we're in.
336 00:21:54,440 00:21:55,521 - We're in? - We got in. - We're in? - We got in.
337 00:21:55,680 00:21:56,886 - We're in? - Yes, look. - We're in? - Yes, look.
338 00:21:57,080 00:21:59,242 Roz. Roz, come quick. We're in. Roz. Roz, come quick. We're in.
339 00:21:59,400 00:22:02,244 - I'm in the kitchen. I can't hear you. - Oh, my God. We're in. - I'm in the kitchen. I can't hear you. - Oh, my God. We're in.
340 00:22:02,400 00:22:04,880 - We're in. Oh, look. - Look at all this. - We're in. Oh, look. - Look at all this.
341 00:22:05,040 00:22:06,530 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh.
342 00:22:10,280 00:22:12,886 He rides a bike. He rides a bike.
343 00:22:13,040 00:22:16,010 Drinks beer. What else? Drinks beer. What else?
344 00:22:16,760 00:22:20,003 Likes dogs. Likes dogs.
345 00:22:22,880 00:22:25,531 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
346 00:22:25,680 00:22:29,730 Tapas. Tapas.
347 00:22:31,400 00:22:36,042 "Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters." "Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters."
348 00:22:38,760 00:22:39,841 What? What?
349 00:22:40,040 00:22:45,410 Oh, "I don't recognize your name. Have we met?" Oh, "I don't recognize your name. Have we met?"
350 00:22:50,160 00:22:51,161 Okay. Okay.
351 00:22:51,320 00:22:53,209 Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
352 00:22:56,840 00:22:58,808 Yes. Yes.
353 00:22:59,720 00:23:04,567 We met at a party in... We met at a party in...
354 00:23:05,920 00:23:07,843 Malibu... Malibu...
355 00:23:08,640 00:23:10,085 once. once.
356 00:23:29,920 00:23:33,766 "Oh, okay. Well, see you around." "Oh, okay. Well, see you around."
357 00:23:34,520 00:23:37,410 See you around. See you around.
358 00:23:38,040 00:23:40,850 Definitely see you around. Definitely see you around.
359 00:23:41,280 00:23:43,009 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
360 00:23:52,560 00:23:53,641 Can I help you? Can I help you?
361 00:23:53,800 00:23:56,963 I'm wondering if you have this band. I'm wondering if you have this band.
362 00:23:57,160 00:23:59,128 Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters. Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters.
363 00:23:59,280 00:24:01,089 Electropop. It's cool shit. Electropop. It's cool shit.
364 00:24:01,240 00:24:02,924 - Yeah, cool shit. - It's over here. - Yeah, cool shit. - It's over here.
365 00:24:03,080 00:24:05,970 Sure, of course. Cool shit. Sure, of course. Cool shit.
366 00:25:19,760 00:25:22,286 Hi, John. I brought you a coffee. Hi, John. I brought you a coffee.
367 00:25:22,440 00:25:26,081 No sugar because I noticed that's how you like it and... No sugar because I noticed that's how you like it and...
368 00:25:26,240 00:25:29,050 - That's so cool. Thank you, Doris. - Who's that, John? - That's so cool. Thank you, Doris. - Who's that, John?
369 00:25:29,200 00:25:32,647 - It's Doris. - Oh, Doris. - It's Doris. - Oh, Doris.
370 00:25:33,880 00:25:35,564 - I should probably go. - Yeah. - I should probably go. - Yeah.
371 00:25:35,760 00:25:38,684 - But thanks for the coffee. All right. - You're welcome. - But thanks for the coffee. All right. - You're welcome.
372 00:25:42,080 00:25:45,129 Since gay marriage became legal, it's been like so much pressure. Since gay marriage became legal, it's been like so much pressure.
373 00:25:45,280 00:25:48,090 Everyone's like, "Let's do that." I don't wanna do that. Everyone's like, "Let's do that." I don't wanna do that.
374 00:25:48,240 00:25:50,208 Hey, do you guys know Doris? Hey, do you guys know Doris?
375 00:25:50,560 00:25:51,925 - Doris? - Yeah. - Doris? - Yeah.
376 00:25:52,080 00:25:53,525 - What, from Accounting? - Yeah. - What, from Accounting? - Yeah.
377 00:25:55,360 00:25:58,569 Kind of. Can you ever really know someone? Kind of. Can you ever really know someone?
378 00:25:58,720 00:26:00,961 I was dating a girlfriend. One day, I realized... I was dating a girlfriend. One day, I realized...
379 00:26:01,160 00:26:03,162 I did not even know who she was. I did not even know who she was.
380 00:26:03,840 00:26:06,684 - Who was she? - No, I mean, I know... I knew who she... - Who was she? - No, I mean, I know... I knew who she...
381 00:26:06,840 00:26:09,241 Her name was Jennifer, but my point is... Her name was Jennifer, but my point is...
382 00:26:09,400 00:26:13,724 - ...I didn't know who she was. - She lie to you about her last name? - ...I didn't know who she was. - She lie to you about her last name?
383 00:26:13,920 00:26:16,082 - No. Who she was. - You said you didn't know her. - No. Who she was. - You said you didn't know her.
384 00:26:16,240 00:26:19,210 - Her essence. I didn't know... - What's she like though? - Her essence. I didn't know... - What's she like though?
385 00:26:19,720 00:26:20,721 - Are we...? - Jennifer? - Are we...? - Jennifer?
386 00:26:20,880 00:26:25,283 - No, Doris. - She's, like, a shy person. - No, Doris. - She's, like, a shy person.
387 00:26:25,440 00:26:28,284 - So I don't know. I mean, she's shy. - How'd she get here? - So I don't know. I mean, she's shy. - How'd she get here?
388 00:26:28,480 00:26:30,801 Oh, she's like a holdover from the dinosaur ages. Oh, she's like a holdover from the dinosaur ages.
389 00:26:30,960 00:26:34,362 When the company rebranded, we had to keep some lower-level people... When the company rebranded, we had to keep some lower-level people...
390 00:26:34,520 00:26:38,081 so she's been doing data entry since this company was dealing in chinos. so she's been doing data entry since this company was dealing in chinos.
391 00:26:38,400 00:26:41,882 I think she's kind of weird, man. She has to, like, take a boat to get here. I think she's kind of weird, man. She has to, like, take a boat to get here.
392 00:26:42,040 00:26:44,122 I think she, like, lives with her mom, right? I think she, like, lives with her mom, right?
393 00:26:44,280 00:26:47,284 And they're like, you know, cat ladies or whatever. And they're like, you know, cat ladies or whatever.
394 00:26:47,440 00:26:49,920 - Actually, her mom just passed away. - Really? - Actually, her mom just passed away. - Really?
395 00:26:50,080 00:26:52,048 - Yeah, super recently. - Oh, that's sad. - Yeah, super recently. - Oh, that's sad.
396 00:26:52,720 00:26:54,643 She was a thousand years old. It's fine. She was a thousand years old. It's fine.
397 00:26:54,840 00:26:57,446 Well, she's definitely weird... Well, she's definitely weird...
398 00:26:57,600 00:27:00,888 but I don't know, she's like a good weird. but I don't know, she's like a good weird.
399 00:27:01,200 00:27:03,771 Is that a... Is that a thing? Is that a... Is that a thing?
400 00:27:10,120 00:27:13,124 - Hey, Doris. - Hey. - Hey, Doris. - Hey.
401 00:27:15,600 00:27:18,331 Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for the coffee earlier. Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for the coffee earlier.
402 00:27:18,480 00:27:21,723 Sorry if I was rude. Anne's been on me about the December catalog... Sorry if I was rude. Anne's been on me about the December catalog...
403 00:27:21,880 00:27:24,804 since I got here, and it's been kind of a thing. since I got here, and it's been kind of a thing.
404 00:27:24,960 00:27:26,644 No, it's okay. No, it's okay.
405 00:27:26,800 00:27:30,566 - I understand. - Cool. All right. - I understand. - Cool. All right.
406 00:27:31,240 00:27:33,527 Is that a Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters CD? Is that a Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters CD?
407 00:27:34,960 00:27:37,042 - Yes. - That's my favorite band. - Yes. - That's my favorite band.
408 00:27:37,200 00:27:39,202 You're kidding. You're kidding.
409 00:27:39,360 00:27:41,806 Wouldn't have thought you'd be into electronic music. Wouldn't have thought you'd be into electronic music.
410 00:27:41,960 00:27:45,043 Oh, I am. I'm a real music person. Oh, I am. I'm a real music person.
411 00:27:45,200 00:27:49,922 I like, you know, electronic and doowop and show tunes. I like, you know, electronic and doowop and show tunes.
412 00:27:50,840 00:27:52,205 You're a baller, Doris. You're a baller, Doris.
413 00:27:53,640 00:27:54,846 Straight up. Straight up.
414 00:27:55,920 00:27:57,570 - Thank you. - Pound it. - Thank you. - Pound it.
415 00:27:59,680 00:28:01,921 No, pound it. Put your fist next to mine. No, pound it. Put your fist next to mine.
416 00:28:02,080 00:28:04,321 Yeah. Explode it. Yeah. Explode it.
417 00:28:06,360 00:28:07,725 Make it rain. Make it rain.
418 00:28:11,120 00:28:12,485 Bye. Bye.
419 00:28:44,400 00:28:45,765 - You know what I forgot? - What? - You know what I forgot? - What?
420 00:28:45,920 00:28:47,251 - To draw. Can I? - Oh, God. - To draw. Can I? - Oh, God.
421 00:28:47,400 00:28:49,528 Just give me a break on this one, all right? Just give me a break on this one, all right?
422 00:28:49,680 00:28:52,001 You didn't draw first? Or did you just play? You didn't draw first? Or did you just play?
423 00:28:52,160 00:28:54,128 I'm playing now. I'm playing now.
424 00:28:54,440 00:28:57,922 - Just... Wait, just forget the rules, okay? - Yeah, okay. - Just... Wait, just forget the rules, okay? - Yeah, okay.
425 00:28:58,080 00:28:59,730 - Forget the rules. - Forget the rules. - Forget the rules. - Forget the rules.
426 00:28:59,920 00:29:01,922 - Forget the rules. - Would you knock, please? - Forget the rules. - Would you knock, please?
427 00:29:02,080 00:29:03,969 - Thank you. - Okay. - Thank you. - Okay.
428 00:29:07,400 00:29:09,084 - Hello? - Roz? - Hello? - Roz?
429 00:29:09,240 00:29:12,210 - It's me. - Hey, Dorry. - It's me. - Hey, Dorry.
430 00:29:12,360 00:29:14,931 Look, is Viv around? Can I talk to her? Look, is Viv around? Can I talk to her?
431 00:29:15,760 00:29:16,921 Sure. Sure.
432 00:29:17,080 00:29:19,287 Yeah, hold on. Yeah, hold on.
433 00:29:19,480 00:29:20,720 Vivi. Vivi.
434 00:29:21,320 00:29:22,367 Viviana. Viviana.
435 00:29:22,520 00:29:24,045 - I'll get her. - No. - I'll get her. - No.
436 00:29:24,240 00:29:26,368 - Vivian! - Vivian! - Vivian! - Vivian!
437 00:29:27,400 00:29:29,004 What? What?
438 00:29:29,200 00:29:32,602 Pick up the ph... Pick up the phone. Pick up the ph... Pick up the phone.
439 00:29:33,280 00:29:35,328 Why? Why?
440 00:29:35,480 00:29:38,643 Because I asked you to pick up the phone. Because I asked you to pick up the phone.
441 00:29:38,800 00:29:40,609 She never listens to me. She never listens to me.
442 00:29:40,760 00:29:43,570 - Is she there? - Fine. - Is she there? - Fine.
443 00:29:44,840 00:29:46,808 - Great. - Why does she wanna talk to Vivian? - Great. - Why does she wanna talk to Vivian?
444 00:29:46,960 00:29:48,166 I don't know. I don't know.
445 00:29:48,320 00:29:50,288 Why didn't you ask her? Why didn't you ask her?
446 00:29:51,280 00:29:52,281 Play. Play.
447 00:29:52,440 00:29:54,488 My turn? Do I have to knock or at the end? My turn? Do I have to knock or at the end?
448 00:29:54,640 00:29:57,291 - No, that's at the end. - Okay, I'm learning, I'm learning. - No, that's at the end. - Okay, I'm learning, I'm learning.
449 00:29:57,480 00:29:59,642 Viv, I have a really important question. Viv, I have a really important question.
450 00:30:01,200 00:30:03,043 What does "baller" mean? What does "baller" mean?
451 00:30:03,680 00:30:07,048 - Baller? - Yeah. If someone calls you a baller. - Baller? - Yeah. If someone calls you a baller.
452 00:30:07,240 00:30:10,449 Well, that's really good. A baller's like a super cool person. Well, that's really good. A baller's like a super cool person.
453 00:30:10,600 00:30:13,126 John called me a baller today. John called me a baller today.
454 00:30:13,280 00:30:16,090 - Doris, he must really like you. - You know what it was? - Doris, he must really like you. - You know what it was?
455 00:30:16,240 00:30:19,403 I had Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters CD on my desk. I had Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters CD on my desk.
456 00:30:19,560 00:30:21,562 - Do you know who they are? - One sec. - Do you know who they are? - One sec.
457 00:30:21,720 00:30:25,327 Just because... Yeah, I mean, you know, it's one of his favorites... Just because... Yeah, I mean, you know, it's one of his favorites...
458 00:30:25,480 00:30:27,847 - ...and so that's why he saw... - Okay. - ...and so that's why he saw... - Okay.
459 00:30:28,000 00:30:30,924 Doris, Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters is playing... Doris, Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters is playing...
460 00:30:31,080 00:30:33,128 this Saturday night in Williamsburg. this Saturday night in Williamsburg.
461 00:30:33,280 00:30:35,123 - You have to go. - Oh, no, no. - You have to go. - Oh, no, no.
462 00:30:35,280 00:30:37,203 No, no, no. I can't do that. Williamsburg? No, no, no. I can't do that. Williamsburg?
463 00:30:37,360 00:30:40,091 - I'd take a ferry and two trains. - It's his favorite band. - I'd take a ferry and two trains. - It's his favorite band.
464 00:30:40,240 00:30:42,811 - I can't, no. I can't. - That means he's gonna be there. - I can't, no. I can't. - That means he's gonna be there.
465 00:30:42,960 00:30:43,961 This is fate, Doris. This is fate, Doris.
466 00:30:44,120 00:30:46,168 I'm supposed to have dinner at Todd's house. I'm supposed to have dinner at Todd's house.
467 00:30:46,360 00:30:49,364 That's fine. Just go after. The concert starts at 10. That's fine. Just go after. The concert starts at 10.
468 00:30:49,840 00:30:51,251 Come on, Doris. Live a little. Come on, Doris. Live a little.
469 00:30:51,400 00:30:55,450 I wouldn't even know what you wear to a concert. I wouldn't even know what you wear to a concert.
470 00:30:55,600 00:30:58,570 With electronic music you should probably just wear, like... With electronic music you should probably just wear, like...
471 00:30:58,720 00:31:02,088 something with bright colors. Do you own anything neon? something with bright colors. Do you own anything neon?
472 00:31:02,560 00:31:04,403 Neon? Neon?
473 00:31:17,920 00:31:19,729 Aunt Doris, can I ask you a question? Aunt Doris, can I ask you a question?
474 00:31:20,560 00:31:21,686 Yes, Sawyer. Yes, Sawyer.
475 00:31:21,840 00:31:25,845 Do you have a giant pair of shoes to go with that clown suit? Do you have a giant pair of shoes to go with that clown suit?
476 00:31:26,000 00:31:27,206 - Sawyer. - Enough, you two. - Sawyer. - Enough, you two.
477 00:31:27,400 00:31:31,485 Both of you, just go watch TV or something. Go on. Go. Both of you, just go watch TV or something. Go on. Go.
478 00:31:32,560 00:31:35,530 They're just being kids, Doris. They didn't mean anything by it. They're just being kids, Doris. They didn't mean anything by it.
479 00:31:36,360 00:31:39,569 I like your outfit. I think it's a lot of fun. I like your outfit. I think it's a lot of fun.
480 00:31:40,120 00:31:41,770 Thank you. Thank you.
481 00:31:52,920 00:31:54,649 So, Doris... So, Doris...
482 00:31:55,680 00:31:58,206 how are things going with Dr. Edwards? how are things going with Dr. Edwards?
483 00:31:58,360 00:32:01,204 - You making any progress there? - It's fine. It's fine. - You making any progress there? - It's fine. It's fine.
484 00:32:01,360 00:32:03,886 We're gonna clean out the house, maybe move out. We're gonna clean out the house, maybe move out.
485 00:32:04,040 00:32:06,691 - No, I'm not planning to do that. No. - Okay. All right. - No, I'm not planning to do that. No. - Okay. All right.
486 00:32:06,840 00:32:09,889 Do you realize how selfish you're being, Doris? Do you realize how selfish you're being, Doris?
487 00:32:10,040 00:32:12,441 You cannot keep that house all for yourself. You cannot keep that house all for yourself.
488 00:32:12,600 00:32:14,329 It belongs to all of us. It belongs to all of us.
489 00:32:14,480 00:32:17,882 It's my home. I've lived in it my whole life. Todd, it's my home. It's my home. I've lived in it my whole life. Todd, it's my home.
490 00:32:18,080 00:32:22,290 Is it too much to ask that we at least just sell the junk? Is it too much to ask that we at least just sell the junk?
491 00:32:22,440 00:32:26,843 It's not junk, Cindy. Everything there means something. It's not junk, Cindy. Everything there means something.
492 00:32:27,000 00:32:29,321 How could it possibly mean anything? How could it possibly mean anything?
493 00:32:29,480 00:32:32,962 - You live in there like a crazy person. - All right. - You live in there like a crazy person. - All right.
494 00:32:33,120 00:32:37,250 Maybe you're the crazy person and I'm normal. Did you ever think of that? Maybe you're the crazy person and I'm normal. Did you ever think of that?
495 00:32:38,720 00:32:40,563 I told you she was gonna act this way. I told you she was gonna act this way.
496 00:32:40,720 00:32:43,246 Why do you have to be confrontational all the time? Why do you have to be confrontational all the time?
497 00:32:43,440 00:32:45,920 Can't you see she only wants to help? Can't you see she only wants to help?
498 00:32:46,080 00:32:48,811 - I have to go. - Where are you gonna go? - I have to go. - Where are you gonna go?
499 00:32:48,960 00:32:50,485 To a concert. To a concert.
500 00:32:50,640 00:32:51,971 A concert? A concert?
501 00:32:52,120 00:32:56,409 It's 9:00. What, is the Staten Island Glee Club doing a late show? It's 9:00. What, is the Staten Island Glee Club doing a late show?
502 00:32:56,560 00:33:02,044 No. I'm going to go watch a band called Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters. No. I'm going to go watch a band called Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters.
503 00:33:02,200 00:33:03,565 Ever heard of it? Ever heard of it?
504 00:33:11,200 00:33:12,531 Baby what? Baby what?
505 00:33:32,800 00:33:35,121 Doris. Is that you? Doris. Is that you?
506 00:33:35,960 00:33:37,485 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
507 00:33:37,640 00:33:39,404 - What are you doing here? - Gosh, yeah. - What are you doing here? - Gosh, yeah.
508 00:33:39,560 00:33:43,531 I just thought I'd stop by and, you know, take a peek. I just... I just thought I'd stop by and, you know, take a peek. I just...
509 00:33:43,680 00:33:45,648 - We don't have to work tomorrow. - No, true. - We don't have to work tomorrow. - No, true.
510 00:33:45,800 00:33:47,484 - Yeah. - Well... - Yeah. - Well...
511 00:33:48,520 00:33:49,760 you look amazing. you look amazing.
512 00:33:49,960 00:33:51,962 Well, thank you, just, you know, this thing. Well, thank you, just, you know, this thing.
513 00:33:52,120 00:33:55,124 I wear it all the time. Just threw it on. I wear it all the time. Just threw it on.
514 00:33:55,280 00:33:56,884 Is this your first Baby Goya show? Is this your first Baby Goya show?
515 00:33:57,040 00:33:59,725 It is. I've tried to go before, but I've been always busy. It is. I've tried to go before, but I've been always busy.
516 00:33:59,880 00:34:01,882 He is going to blow your mind. He is going to blow your mind.
517 00:34:02,040 00:34:03,690 It's a pretty cool crowd, right? It's a pretty cool crowd, right?
518 00:34:03,840 00:34:06,491 - Really, really, very cool. - Great jumpsuit, lady. - Really, really, very cool. - Great jumpsuit, lady.
519 00:34:06,640 00:34:08,881 - Your outfit is fierce. - Oh, thank you. - Your outfit is fierce. - Oh, thank you.
520 00:34:09,040 00:34:10,963 Get in the pose. Get in the pose.
521 00:34:23,800 00:34:24,881 Goya! Goya!
522 00:34:47,920 00:34:48,921 - I can't see. - What? - I can't see. - What?
523 00:34:49,080 00:34:52,448 - I can't see anything. - Oh, here. Get on my shoulders. - I can't see anything. - Oh, here. Get on my shoulders.
524 00:35:34,880 00:35:36,564 Are you having fun? Are you having fun?
525 00:35:36,720 00:35:38,848 What? What?
526 00:35:39,000 00:35:41,401 Are you having fun? Are you having fun?
527 00:35:41,560 00:35:42,766 Yeah. Yeah.
528 00:35:53,520 00:35:55,568 Bonsoir, Brooklyn. Bonsoir, Brooklyn.
529 00:36:11,240 00:36:12,366 Is he coming back again? Is he coming back again?
530 00:36:12,560 00:36:15,040 Is he...? No, I think he's done. Is he...? No, I think he's done.
531 00:36:16,440 00:36:19,410 Hey, guys, Baby Goya wants to meet you. Hey, guys, Baby Goya wants to meet you.
532 00:36:22,840 00:36:24,251 Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go.
533 00:36:24,400 00:36:25,481 Okay, wait a minute. Okay, wait a minute.
534 00:36:50,920 00:36:53,366 Oh, good, she found you. Oh, good, she found you.
535 00:36:54,320 00:36:56,004 - Welcome. - Man, this is so cool. - Welcome. - Man, this is so cool.
536 00:36:56,160 00:36:58,606 I'm such a huge fan, Baby Goya. I'm John Fremont. I'm such a huge fan, Baby Goya. I'm John Fremont.
537 00:36:58,760 00:37:01,445 Thanks, bro. Who are you? Thanks, bro. Who are you?
538 00:37:01,600 00:37:02,965 Miller, Doris. Miller, Doris.
539 00:37:03,120 00:37:04,963 M-I-L-L-E-R. M-I-L-L-E-R.
540 00:37:05,160 00:37:07,162 - Doris Miller. - Hi, Doris Miller. - Doris Miller. - Hi, Doris Miller.
541 00:37:07,320 00:37:08,810 What'd you think of my show? What'd you think of my show?
542 00:37:08,960 00:37:10,644 And be honest. And be honest.
543 00:37:10,800 00:37:14,566 It was a little loud in places and I could have done without the explicit lyrics. It was a little loud in places and I could have done without the explicit lyrics.
544 00:37:14,720 00:37:17,166 Other than that, I thought it was wonderful. Other than that, I thought it was wonderful.
545 00:37:17,320 00:37:19,322 I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it.
546 00:37:25,080 00:37:26,809 - I like you, Doris. - Why, thank you. - I like you, Doris. - Why, thank you.
547 00:37:26,960 00:37:29,327 You say what you mean and you mean what you say. You say what you mean and you mean what you say.
548 00:37:29,480 00:37:31,164 - Kind of. - You're a true original. - Kind of. - You're a true original.
549 00:37:31,320 00:37:33,049 - I try. - Niles, what do you think? - I try. - Niles, what do you think?
550 00:37:33,200 00:37:34,804 She looks fucking sick, dude. She looks fucking sick, dude.
551 00:37:34,960 00:37:36,007 - Right? - For sure. - Right? - For sure.
552 00:37:36,160 00:37:37,844 - All right. - We've been looking... - All right. - We've been looking...
553 00:37:38,000 00:37:40,810 - ...for a model to be on my new album. - Oh, good. - ...for a model to be on my new album. - Oh, good.
554 00:37:40,960 00:37:43,042 It's gonna be called Fresh Vintage. It's gonna be called Fresh Vintage.
555 00:37:43,200 00:37:44,611 - Nice. - Niles is shooting it. - Nice. - Niles is shooting it.
556 00:37:44,760 00:37:45,966 He's my photographer. He's my photographer.
557 00:37:46,120 00:37:48,088 What's up, Doris? How are you and shit? What's up, Doris? How are you and shit?
558 00:37:48,280 00:37:51,170 - What's happening? - I'm just fine and shit. - What's happening? - I'm just fine and shit.
559 00:37:51,320 00:37:53,209 - Just fine. - That's Niles O'Rourke. - Just fine. - That's Niles O'Rourke.
560 00:37:53,360 00:37:55,761 - He's a major fashion photographer. - Oh, that's nice. - He's a major fashion photographer. - Oh, that's nice.
561 00:37:55,960 00:37:58,531 Niles and I love your look, Doris. Do you wanna do this? Niles and I love your look, Doris. Do you wanna do this?
562 00:37:59,760 00:38:02,809 Yeah. Niles, can you get her digits, we'll have Cassie set it up? Yeah. Niles, can you get her digits, we'll have Cassie set it up?
563 00:38:02,960 00:38:05,167 - Get my... Get my what? - Your digits. - Get my... Get my what? - Your digits.
564 00:38:05,800 00:38:07,564 - What? - It's your fucking phone number. - What? - It's your fucking phone number.
565 00:38:07,760 00:38:10,081 We need your phone number to call you and shit. We need your phone number to call you and shit.
566 00:38:10,240 00:38:12,163 Okay. Have you got a pencil? Okay. Have you got a pencil?
567 00:38:13,240 00:38:16,050 No. Nobody fucking has pencils anymore. No. Nobody fucking has pencils anymore.
568 00:38:23,920 00:38:24,921 I make my own vanilla. I make my own vanilla.
569 00:38:25,080 00:38:27,447 Each bottle has a special bean in it. Each bottle has a special bean in it.
570 00:38:27,600 00:38:30,809 It's kind of like the worm in a bottle of tequila... It's kind of like the worm in a bottle of tequila...
571 00:38:30,960 00:38:33,725 - ...except it's not tequila, it's vanilla. - Oh, that's nice. - ...except it's not tequila, it's vanilla. - Oh, that's nice.
572 00:38:33,880 00:38:35,450 And it's not a worm, it's a bean. And it's not a worm, it's a bean.
573 00:38:35,600 00:38:37,762 - Wonderful. - And I make my own chocolate bars. - Wonderful. - And I make my own chocolate bars.
574 00:38:37,960 00:38:41,442 Yeah. Each one's hand-cut and comes with a haiku in the wrapper. Yeah. Each one's hand-cut and comes with a haiku in the wrapper.
575 00:38:41,600 00:38:44,251 - That's nice. - What do you make, Doris? - That's nice. - What do you make, Doris?
576 00:38:44,400 00:38:48,610 - I make my own blueberry cornbread. - Cornbread, that's amazing. - I make my own blueberry cornbread. - Cornbread, that's amazing.
577 00:38:48,800 00:38:52,600 Yeah, well, it comes from a mix in a box, but I add blueberries in. Yeah, well, it comes from a mix in a box, but I add blueberries in.
578 00:38:52,760 00:38:54,967 - That is such a good idea. - Yeah. - That is such a good idea. - Yeah.
579 00:38:55,120 00:38:57,202 So how do you fucking know Doris or whatever? So how do you fucking know Doris or whatever?
580 00:38:57,360 00:38:59,169 Oh, we work together. Oh, we work together.
581 00:38:59,320 00:39:02,927 Oh, I get it. I totally get it, man. She's hot. Doris is hot. Oh, I get it. I totally get it, man. She's hot. Doris is hot.
582 00:39:03,080 00:39:05,481 No, we're not... We're not together like that. No, we're not... We're not together like that.
583 00:39:05,640 00:39:07,369 We're just... We're just friends. We're just... We're just friends.
584 00:39:07,520 00:39:09,409 Friends with bennies, I hope. Friends with bennies, I hope.
585 00:39:11,400 00:39:12,765 - When you fuck... - No, I get it. - When you fuck... - No, I get it.
586 00:39:12,920 00:39:15,207 We're just cool, man. We're just regular friends. We're just cool, man. We're just regular friends.
587 00:39:15,360 00:39:16,805 - Oh, I got you, dude. - Yeah. - Oh, I got you, dude. - Yeah.
588 00:39:17,000 00:39:19,970 I teach at a gay preschool in Park Slope. I teach at a gay preschool in Park Slope.
589 00:39:20,120 00:39:21,963 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
590 00:39:22,120 00:39:26,808 All my kids identify as either lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender. All my kids identify as either lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender.
591 00:39:26,960 00:39:29,440 - Well, that's nice. - Yeah, it's really changed my life. - Well, that's nice. - Yeah, it's really changed my life.
592 00:39:29,600 00:39:32,365 I mean, like, these little kids have changed me... I mean, like, these little kids have changed me...
593 00:39:32,520 00:39:34,522 more than I've changed them, you know? more than I've changed them, you know?
594 00:39:34,720 00:39:37,724 I dress seasonally and monochromatically. This fall, I'm pink. I dress seasonally and monochromatically. This fall, I'm pink.
595 00:39:37,880 00:39:41,202 I was thinking about paisley for winter and white for summer. I was thinking about paisley for winter and white for summer.
596 00:39:41,360 00:39:44,762 - What's your method, Doris? - Oh, I don't have a method. - What's your method, Doris? - Oh, I don't have a method.
597 00:39:48,480 00:39:49,811 So, Doris, where do you live? So, Doris, where do you live?
598 00:39:49,960 00:39:53,203 I live on Staten Island right near the ferry. I live on Staten Island right near the ferry.
599 00:39:53,360 00:39:54,600 - Staten Island? - Yeah. - Staten Island? - Yeah.
600 00:39:54,760 00:39:57,331 - That's so first wave. - It is, yes. - That's so first wave. - It is, yes.
601 00:39:57,480 00:39:58,891 - You're a pioneer. - You know... - You're a pioneer. - You know...
602 00:39:59,080 00:40:03,130 I think I was actually the first one on my block to have cable TV. I think I was actually the first one on my block to have cable TV.
603 00:40:04,880 00:40:08,487 You guys, you guys, we should all leave Williamsburg in a giant bus... You guys, you guys, we should all leave Williamsburg in a giant bus...
604 00:40:08,640 00:40:10,085 and move to Staten Island. and move to Staten Island.
605 00:40:10,240 00:40:11,844 Yes, oh, my God, yes. Yes, oh, my God, yes.
606 00:40:12,000 00:40:14,048 Hey, I wanna make a toast. Hey, I wanna make a toast.
607 00:40:15,400 00:40:16,447 To Doris. To Doris.
608 00:40:16,640 00:40:20,008 To Doris! To Doris!
609 00:40:20,240 00:40:22,004 Thank you. Thank you.
610 00:40:27,880 00:40:29,484 So things are going well? So things are going well?
611 00:40:29,640 00:40:31,881 I'm having the time of my life. I'm having the time of my life.
612 00:40:32,040 00:40:35,681 I mean, these people have really welcomed me into their world. I mean, these people have really welcomed me into their world.
613 00:40:35,840 00:40:38,241 It's really something, you know? It's really something, you know?
614 00:40:38,400 00:40:42,200 Feel like you're ready now to share a little more with me? Feel like you're ready now to share a little more with me?
615 00:40:42,360 00:40:44,089 I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am.
616 00:40:45,400 00:40:46,925 Tell me about your father. Tell me about your father.
617 00:40:48,200 00:40:50,362 One morning, we just... One morning, we just...
618 00:40:51,400 00:40:54,882 We woke up and he was gone and... We woke up and he was gone and...
619 00:40:56,720 00:40:59,166 Well, that was interesting. Well, that was interesting.
620 00:41:06,920 00:41:08,604 Nice. You look fucking tight, Doris. Nice. You look fucking tight, Doris.
621 00:41:08,760 00:41:12,048 - No, it's the pants that are tight. - Hey, let's do this, guys. - No, it's the pants that are tight. - Hey, let's do this, guys.
622 00:41:12,240 00:41:14,766 Give me fucking beauty, fucking emotion, all that shit. Give me fucking beauty, fucking emotion, all that shit.
623 00:41:14,920 00:41:16,081 Fuck, yeah, Doris. Fuck, yeah, Doris.
624 00:41:16,280 00:41:18,806 Give it to me, Doris. Yes. Give me hot. Give it to me, Doris. Yes. Give me hot.
625 00:41:18,960 00:41:21,770 You know, fucking steamy like dance the music. You know, fucking steamy like dance the music.
626 00:41:21,920 00:41:24,810 You know, it's like, I'm claiming. Doris, that is so sick. You know, it's like, I'm claiming. Doris, that is so sick.
627 00:41:25,000 00:41:28,846 That's so tight. That's so sick. That's so tight, Doris. That's so tight. That's so sick. That's so tight, Doris.
628 00:41:30,440 00:41:36,402 Nikki was smart and funny, and one day she just up and broke up with me. Nikki was smart and funny, and one day she just up and broke up with me.
629 00:41:36,560 00:41:38,847 She did it over text. Do you wanna see it? She did it over text. Do you wanna see it?
630 00:41:39,400 00:41:40,970 Right there. Right there.
631 00:41:42,360 00:41:46,081 It sucks because I just feel like I don't know what went wrong. It sucks because I just feel like I don't know what went wrong.
632 00:41:46,600 00:41:48,841 Maybe she thought I was boring. Maybe she thought I was boring.
633 00:41:51,000 00:41:53,606 I get nervous that I'm boring sometimes. I get nervous that I'm boring sometimes.
634 00:41:53,760 00:41:56,001 I don't think you're boring, John. I don't think you're boring, John.
635 00:41:56,200 00:41:57,201 Thank you. Thank you.
636 00:41:57,760 00:41:59,967 I just want people to like me. I just want people to like me.
637 00:42:03,640 00:42:04,721 What about you, Doris? What about you, Doris?
638 00:42:04,880 00:42:07,247 - What? - You ever been in love? - What? - You ever been in love?
639 00:42:08,400 00:42:11,961 - I don't know. - You don't know? - I don't know. - You don't know?
640 00:42:12,600 00:42:13,647 - I don't know. - Come on. - I don't know. - Come on.
641 00:42:13,840 00:42:17,526 I feel like I just spilled my guts on the floor to you with this... I feel like I just spilled my guts on the floor to you with this...
642 00:42:17,720 00:42:20,041 It's your turn. I'd like to know. It's your turn. I'd like to know.
643 00:42:20,960 00:42:22,689 - I was engaged once. - Were you really? - I was engaged once. - Were you really?
644 00:42:22,840 00:42:24,888 Yeah, I really was. Yeah, I really was.
645 00:42:25,040 00:42:26,201 I really was. I really was.
646 00:42:28,080 00:42:30,606 I was in my early 20s and his name was Arthur. I was in my early 20s and his name was Arthur.
647 00:42:30,760 00:42:33,730 And he was a journalism student at city college... And he was a journalism student at city college...
648 00:42:33,880 00:42:37,089 and we met at a bar in the Village and I was with my friend, Roz... and we met at a bar in the Village and I was with my friend, Roz...
649 00:42:37,280 00:42:40,841 and he was with his friend, Peter, and they ordered drinks... and he was with his friend, Peter, and they ordered drinks...
650 00:42:41,000 00:42:44,891 and then sat down at our table with us and we just talked and talked and talked. and then sat down at our table with us and we just talked and talked and talked.
651 00:42:45,080 00:42:50,723 And he loved folk music and foreign films... And he loved folk music and foreign films...
652 00:42:50,920 00:42:54,845 and he had brown eyes... and he had brown eyes...
653 00:42:55,000 00:42:58,129 and a big smile and... and a big smile and...
654 00:42:59,960 00:43:02,201 We just spent every moment together... We just spent every moment together...
655 00:43:02,360 00:43:05,921 and he took me to all these foreign films that were really weird. and he took me to all these foreign films that were really weird.
656 00:43:06,080 00:43:07,525 And... And...
657 00:43:07,680 00:43:11,446 And then one night, he was taking me home on the ferry, and it was bumpy. And then one night, he was taking me home on the ferry, and it was bumpy.
658 00:43:11,600 00:43:13,568 I remember it was really rocky and bumpy... I remember it was really rocky and bumpy...
659 00:43:13,720 00:43:17,327 and he got down on one knee and then... And he fell over. and he got down on one knee and then... And he fell over.
660 00:43:17,480 00:43:23,169 And we laughed and then he took out a little ring... And we laughed and then he took out a little ring...
661 00:43:23,600 00:43:27,207 and he asked me to marry him and I said yes. and he asked me to marry him and I said yes.
662 00:43:27,720 00:43:29,529 And... And...
663 00:43:30,560 00:43:34,929 then he got a job working on a newspaper... then he got a job working on a newspaper...
664 00:43:35,080 00:43:40,211 in Flagstaff, Arizona, of all places, and he asked me to go with him. in Flagstaff, Arizona, of all places, and he asked me to go with him.
665 00:43:41,000 00:43:42,684 And... And...
666 00:43:43,400 00:43:44,811 I couldn't leave my mother. I couldn't leave my mother.
667 00:43:44,960 00:43:49,409 It would have killed her to leave her alone. It would have killed her to leave her alone.
668 00:43:51,080 00:43:54,721 And he left and I stayed, and that's that. And he left and I stayed, and that's that.
669 00:43:59,440 00:44:01,442 I'm... I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry.
670 00:44:02,080 00:44:03,491 It's okay. It's okay.
671 00:44:12,080 00:44:13,889 Thank you for walking me to the train. Thank you for walking me to the train.
672 00:44:14,040 00:44:17,806 Yeah, I mean, of course. I can't believe you have to take a ferry after this too. Yeah, I mean, of course. I can't believe you have to take a ferry after this too.
673 00:44:17,960 00:44:20,611 Well, that's all right. I'm used to it. Well, that's all right. I'm used to it.
674 00:44:21,120 00:44:22,690 I had a really good time tonight. I had a really good time tonight.
675 00:44:22,840 00:44:24,490 It's just nice talking to you. It's just nice talking to you.
676 00:44:24,680 00:44:26,523 - Really? - Yeah, really. - Really? - Yeah, really.
677 00:44:26,720 00:44:28,609 I like you, Doris. Okay. I like you, Doris. Okay.
678 00:44:33,080 00:44:34,445 I got you a little bit there. I got you a little bit there.
679 00:44:34,600 00:44:36,090 - A little bit. - Sorry. - A little bit. - Sorry.
680 00:44:36,240 00:44:38,322 Okay, good night. Okay, good night.
681 00:44:53,800 00:44:54,801 You look different. You look different.
682 00:44:56,200 00:44:57,201 Do I? Do I?
683 00:44:59,400 00:45:00,845 Thank you. Thank you.
684 00:45:01,080 00:45:03,128 Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you.
685 00:45:04,320 00:45:07,164 Do you think that sometime you might be willing to let me... Do you think that sometime you might be willing to let me...
686 00:45:07,320 00:45:11,166 come over and look at your house? How about I come this weekend? come over and look at your house? How about I come this weekend?
687 00:45:14,560 00:45:16,403 Oh, that's so cool. Oh, that's so cool.
688 00:45:17,120 00:45:19,441 - You look great. - Oh, stop. - You look great. - Oh, stop.
689 00:45:19,840 00:45:22,366 Are you guys, like, together now? Are you guys, like, together now?
690 00:45:22,520 00:45:25,524 Viv, please. Viv, please.
691 00:45:28,400 00:45:31,609 Well, I'm not saying anything, but we did kiss. Well, I'm not saying anything, but we did kiss.
692 00:45:31,760 00:45:33,603 Doris. Doris.
693 00:45:33,760 00:45:37,287 It was accidental, but I felt a spark. It was accidental, but I felt a spark.
694 00:45:37,440 00:45:40,205 So when are you gonna see him next? When's your next date? So when are you gonna see him next? When's your next date?
695 00:45:40,360 00:45:44,285 Well, I'll see him at the office next week. I'm sure we'll set up something. Well, I'll see him at the office next week. I'm sure we'll set up something.
696 00:45:44,440 00:45:47,011 Just be careful, okay? Just be careful, okay?
697 00:45:47,160 00:45:48,286 What do you mean? What do you mean?
698 00:45:48,440 00:45:50,647 I mean just what I said. Be careful. I mean just what I said. Be careful.
699 00:45:50,800 00:45:53,963 You appear to be taking dating advice from a 13-year-old. You appear to be taking dating advice from a 13-year-old.
700 00:45:54,120 00:45:56,726 I don't wanna see you get hurt, that's all. I don't wanna see you get hurt, that's all.
701 00:45:56,880 00:45:59,724 I can handle myself. I can handle myself.
702 00:46:00,760 00:46:03,445 "I don't want you to get hurt." "I don't want you to get hurt."
703 00:46:08,360 00:46:11,170 - John. - Oh, hey, Doris. - John. - Oh, hey, Doris.
704 00:46:11,320 00:46:13,800 - Hi. - I had so much fun the other night. - Hi. - I had so much fun the other night.
705 00:46:14,280 00:46:18,524 Oh, it was, wasn't it? Yes, it was. Oh, it was, wasn't it? Yes, it was.
706 00:46:18,680 00:46:22,526 You wanna have lunch together outside in the park? It's a really warm, lovely day. You wanna have lunch together outside in the park? It's a really warm, lovely day.
707 00:46:22,680 00:46:25,889 I know, I was out earlier, but I'm super backed up. I know, I was out earlier, but I'm super backed up.
708 00:46:26,040 00:46:28,611 I think I'm gonna work through lunch. But maybe later... I think I'm gonna work through lunch. But maybe later...
709 00:46:28,800 00:46:31,007 we can get a coffee or something, yeah? Okay? we can get a coffee or something, yeah? Okay?
710 00:46:31,160 00:46:34,164 - Yeah. - Okay. Bye. - Yeah. - Okay. Bye.
711 00:46:35,160 00:46:38,084 If you could close the door on the way out, that'd be great. If you could close the door on the way out, that'd be great.
712 00:46:38,240 00:46:39,969 Goodbye. Goodbye.
713 00:46:40,120 00:46:42,851 I'll just be closing the door. The door is closing. I'll just be closing the door. The door is closing.
714 00:46:43,000 00:46:45,731 Closing the door. Closing the door.
715 00:46:50,560 00:46:51,971 John. John. John. John.
716 00:46:52,160 00:46:54,128 Hey, John. You know, I meant to tell you. Hey, John. You know, I meant to tell you.
717 00:46:54,280 00:46:57,045 I saw the funniest thing on the ferry this morning. I saw the funniest thing on the ferry this morning.
718 00:46:57,200 00:47:00,249 Doris, no, I would love to chat but I'm gonna be late for a thing. Doris, no, I would love to chat but I'm gonna be late for a thing.
719 00:47:00,400 00:47:01,640 - We'll talk tomorrow. - Okay. - We'll talk tomorrow. - Okay.
720 00:47:01,800 00:47:03,370 All right. All right.
721 00:47:26,960 00:47:29,361 - Hey, Doris. - John, hi. - Hey, Doris. - John, hi.
722 00:47:29,520 00:47:31,284 - Hey. - Hi. - Hey. - Hi.
723 00:47:31,440 00:47:33,204 Is everything okay? Is everything okay?
724 00:47:33,360 00:47:34,964 Yeah, why? Yeah, why?
725 00:47:35,160 00:47:38,289 I feel like we've barely had a chance to speak all week. I feel like we've barely had a chance to speak all week.
726 00:47:38,440 00:47:41,523 You've been kind of distracted. You've been kind of distracted.
727 00:47:41,680 00:47:44,729 Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know, it's just been a really crazy week. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know, it's just been a really crazy week.
728 00:47:44,920 00:47:47,002 Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. That's okay.
729 00:47:48,560 00:47:50,927 I read in the paper about this new restaurant... I read in the paper about this new restaurant...
730 00:47:51,080 00:47:54,368 where they serve all their food in the dark. It's called Dark. where they serve all their food in the dark. It's called Dark.
731 00:47:54,520 00:47:57,285 It's about taste and texture because you can't see the food. It's about taste and texture because you can't see the food.
732 00:47:57,440 00:48:01,206 - It's like tasting, touching. - Yeah, sounds interesting. - It's like tasting, touching. - Yeah, sounds interesting.
733 00:48:01,360 00:48:04,091 - We should go sometime. - Yes, please, let's do that. - We should go sometime. - Yes, please, let's do that.
734 00:48:04,240 00:48:06,242 - How about tonight? - Tonight I can't. - How about tonight? - Tonight I can't.
735 00:48:06,440 00:48:08,681 - But at some point, sure. - Yeah. - But at some point, sure. - Yeah.
736 00:48:08,840 00:48:10,410 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
737 00:48:10,560 00:48:12,130 - All right. - Okay. - All right. - Okay.
738 00:48:12,320 00:48:14,049 Okay. Okay.
739 00:48:22,840 00:48:25,366 - Hey, you. - Hey, you. - Hey, you. - Hey, you.
740 00:48:27,360 00:48:28,964 - For me? - Yeah. - For me? - Yeah.
741 00:48:29,120 00:48:30,246 It's so cute. It's so cute.
742 00:48:30,400 00:48:32,050 Made it with paper from the paper shredder. Made it with paper from the paper shredder.
743 00:48:32,200 00:48:34,407 Thank you. It's lovely. Thank you. It's lovely.
744 00:48:34,560 00:48:36,483 - How was work? - It was okay. - How was work? - It was okay.
745 00:48:39,880 00:48:42,042 - I'm a little worried about my roommate. - What? - I'm a little worried about my roommate. - What?
746 00:48:42,200 00:48:45,727 She stopped going to a therapist and she's seeing a psychic instead. She stopped going to a therapist and she's seeing a psychic instead.
747 00:48:45,880 00:48:48,611 - A psychic? - I know, it's ridiculous, right? - A psychic? - I know, it's ridiculous, right?
748 00:48:48,760 00:48:50,728 She swears by it though. I'm like: She swears by it though. I'm like:
749 00:48:50,880 00:48:53,770 "What does my therapist do for me?" I mean, I just like... "What does my therapist do for me?" I mean, I just like...
750 00:49:00,080 00:49:02,321 - You cried during Home Alone? - Yes. - You cried during Home Alone? - Yes.
751 00:49:02,480 00:49:06,610 The part when Kevin looks inside and he sees that family celebrating Christmas. The part when Kevin looks inside and he sees that family celebrating Christmas.
752 00:49:06,760 00:49:10,446 And he's all alone. I wanna cry right now just thinking about it. And he's all alone. I wanna cry right now just thinking about it.
753 00:49:11,400 00:49:14,529 - Oh, you find that funny, huh? - A little bit. - Oh, you find that funny, huh? - A little bit.
754 00:49:20,680 00:49:22,842 - Do you think you'll live here forever? - Where? - Do you think you'll live here forever? - Where?
755 00:49:23,000 00:49:25,321 - Here in New York. - In New Yor... I don't know. - Here in New York. - In New Yor... I don't know.
756 00:49:25,520 00:49:28,888 Not in this store, but in New York City. Not in this store, but in New York City.
757 00:49:48,520 00:49:49,965 Doris? Doris?
758 00:49:50,320 00:49:52,084 - Hey. - John. - Hey. - John.
759 00:49:52,240 00:49:55,926 - What are you doing here? - I love this store. - What are you doing here? - I love this store.
760 00:49:56,080 00:50:00,085 I love this store. I come to this store a lot. I love this store. I come to this store a lot.
761 00:50:00,240 00:50:01,605 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
762 00:50:01,760 00:50:04,286 Hey, Brooklyn, this is Doris. Doris, this is Brooklyn. Hey, Brooklyn, this is Doris. Doris, this is Brooklyn.
763 00:50:04,480 00:50:05,606 Remember? She's my co-worker. Remember? She's my co-worker.
764 00:50:05,760 00:50:07,728 - Oh, yeah. It's so nice to meet you. - Yes. - Oh, yeah. It's so nice to meet you. - Yes.
765 00:50:07,880 00:50:11,043 - Brooklyn, you... Are you from Brooklyn? - Oh, no. I'm from Colorado. - Brooklyn, you... Are you from Brooklyn? - Oh, no. I'm from Colorado.
766 00:50:11,200 00:50:13,726 My parents named me that because they love Woody Allen. My parents named me that because they love Woody Allen.
767 00:50:13,880 00:50:16,042 Why didn't they name you Woody Allen, you know? Why didn't they name you Woody Allen, you know?
768 00:50:17,000 00:50:19,571 That's hilarious. John told me you were so funny. That's hilarious. John told me you were so funny.
769 00:50:19,720 00:50:22,883 I have to go. I have to catch the ferry. So it was nice meeting you. I have to go. I have to catch the ferry. So it was nice meeting you.
770 00:50:23,080 00:50:24,241 - Are you sure? - Oh, yeah. - Are you sure? - Oh, yeah.
771 00:50:24,400 00:50:27,768 We're gonna go to Café Kalen and get some dessert if you wanna come with. We're gonna go to Café Kalen and get some dessert if you wanna come with.
772 00:50:27,960 00:50:29,450 Brooks is gonna sing some songs. Brooks is gonna sing some songs.
773 00:50:29,600 00:50:33,321 It's my first time performing them in front of an audience so I'm super nervous. It's my first time performing them in front of an audience so I'm super nervous.
774 00:50:33,480 00:50:35,005 - Wanna come? - No, I really... - Wanna come? - No, I really...
775 00:50:35,160 00:50:38,767 The ferry's late and then it gets choppy, and I really have to... The ferry's late and then it gets choppy, and I really have to...
776 00:50:38,920 00:50:42,561 - Please come. I could use the support. - Yeah, come on, Doris. Come with us. - Please come. I could use the support. - Yeah, come on, Doris. Come with us.
777 00:51:16,440 00:51:17,885 - You were great. - Stop. - You were great. - Stop.
778 00:51:18,040 00:51:19,326 - Wasn't she great? - Oh, yeah. - Wasn't she great? - Oh, yeah.
779 00:51:19,480 00:51:22,051 - You were so great. - Thank you. Thank you. - You were so great. - Thank you. Thank you.
780 00:51:26,280 00:51:29,045 So John tells me you both went to the Baby Goya concert. So John tells me you both went to the Baby Goya concert.
781 00:51:29,200 00:51:30,725 - Did you like the show? - Oh, yes. - Did you like the show? - Oh, yes.
782 00:51:30,880 00:51:32,882 - Very... - Yeah? You did? - Very... - Yeah? You did?
783 00:51:33,040 00:51:34,929 I'm not a fan. No. I'm not a fan. No.
784 00:51:35,080 00:51:38,687 Robots and the renaissance? Come on. Are they from the past? From the future? Robots and the renaissance? Come on. Are they from the past? From the future?
785 00:51:38,840 00:51:41,446 - It's like, pick, one or the other. - She doesn't get it. - It's like, pick, one or the other. - She doesn't get it.
786 00:51:41,600 00:51:44,046 - She doesn't. - I'm really sorry. - She doesn't. - I'm really sorry.
787 00:51:44,240 00:51:46,891 - I kind of gotta take a whiz. - Oh, gross. - I kind of gotta take a whiz. - Oh, gross.
788 00:51:47,080 00:51:49,606 - All right, I'm gonna go. - You're such a boy. - All right, I'm gonna go. - You're such a boy.
789 00:51:50,840 00:51:54,561 - I really like that sweater, Doris. It's pretty. - Thank you so much. - I really like that sweater, Doris. It's pretty. - Thank you so much.
790 00:51:54,720 00:51:59,169 - I like your sweater. It's nice. - Thank you. I actually... I knit it myself. - I like your sweater. It's nice. - Thank you. I actually... I knit it myself.
791 00:51:59,320 00:52:01,766 - Really? - Yeah. Do you knit? - Really? - Yeah. Do you knit?
792 00:52:01,920 00:52:05,163 Yes. Yes, I do knit little squares of things. Yes. Yes, I do knit little squares of things.
793 00:52:05,320 00:52:08,130 Oh, my God, you have to come to my rooftop knitting circle. Oh, my God, you have to come to my rooftop knitting circle.
794 00:52:08,280 00:52:10,886 That's very nice of you. Thank you. That's very nice of you. Thank you.
795 00:52:11,040 00:52:13,646 I joined the LGBT knitting community five years ago... I joined the LGBT knitting community five years ago...
796 00:52:13,800 00:52:16,041 and I cannot imagine my life without it now. and I cannot imagine my life without it now.
797 00:52:16,200 00:52:21,001 I'm not a lesbian, but I'm me there. You know? I'm not a lesbian, but I'm me there. You know?
798 00:52:22,200 00:52:24,726 Brooklyn, you know, I feel that way in Staples. Brooklyn, you know, I feel that way in Staples.
799 00:52:24,880 00:52:26,564 I love office supplies and just... I love office supplies and just...
800 00:52:26,720 00:52:29,087 I just wander up and down the aisles, you know? I just wander up and down the aisles, you know?
801 00:52:30,400 00:52:32,084 Well, you have to come. It's a date. Well, you have to come. It's a date.
802 00:52:32,240 00:52:34,368 - It is. - A girl date. You and me. - It is. - A girl date. You and me.
803 00:52:34,520 00:52:37,330 A girl date. Okay. A girl date. Okay.
804 00:52:37,480 00:52:38,720 Good. Good.
805 00:53:12,680 00:53:17,607 Brooklyn Henderson. Brooklyn Henderson.
806 00:53:44,800 00:53:46,211 Okay. Okay.
807 00:53:51,320 00:53:52,651 Okay. Okay.
808 00:54:00,840 00:54:07,007 Our love was like the sun and the moon and the stars. Our love was like the sun and the moon and the stars.
809 00:54:07,960 00:54:11,362 And then you tore it all asunder. And then you tore it all asunder.
810 00:54:12,040 00:54:15,487 And now I lie down to die. And now I lie down to die.
811 00:54:15,640 00:54:20,123 And blow away like a fleck of dust. And blow away like a fleck of dust.
812 00:54:23,360 00:54:28,161 Like a speck of dust. Speck of du... Like a speck of dust. Speck of du...
813 00:54:51,840 00:54:53,968 Hey, Doris? Hey, Doris?
814 00:54:55,760 00:54:57,489 Sis? Sis?
815 00:54:58,240 00:55:00,004 Doris? Doris?
816 00:55:00,160 00:55:02,208 It's Dr. Edwards. It's Dr. Edwards.
817 00:55:02,400 00:55:04,607 Come on, open up, sis. Come on, open up, sis.
818 00:55:05,640 00:55:08,291 Doris, please open the door. Doris, please open the door.
819 00:55:08,440 00:55:10,169 Sis? Sis?
820 00:55:10,520 00:55:12,204 I know she's in there. I know she's in there.
821 00:55:12,360 00:55:15,170 - First visit in the house? - Yeah. Ours. - First visit in the house? - Yeah. Ours.
822 00:55:19,280 00:55:22,682 Hi, Doris. It's Dr. Edwards. Hi, Doris. It's Dr. Edwards.
823 00:55:22,880 00:55:24,211 Can we come in? Can we come in?
824 00:55:24,360 00:55:27,967 Sis, just let us in, Doris. Sis, just let us in, Doris.
825 00:55:37,080 00:55:38,411 - Hi, Doris. - Hey. - Hi, Doris. - Hey.
826 00:55:39,320 00:55:41,209 It's good to see you again. It's good to see you again.
827 00:55:41,400 00:55:43,448 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
828 00:55:50,080 00:55:54,802 Oh, my God, Doris, it is so gross in here. Oh, my God, Doris, it is so gross in here.
829 00:55:54,960 00:55:57,725 You need to take all this garbage and burn it in a Dumpster. You need to take all this garbage and burn it in a Dumpster.
830 00:55:57,880 00:55:59,882 Cynthia, that's not helpful. Cynthia, that's not helpful.
831 00:56:00,600 00:56:04,286 Okay, well, I'll just sit in a corner and keep my mouth shut. Okay, well, I'll just sit in a corner and keep my mouth shut.
832 00:56:04,440 00:56:08,001 You know, she's gonna look around, okay? Just gonna look around. You know, she's gonna look around, okay? Just gonna look around.
833 00:56:08,160 00:56:12,529 So, Doris, we'll start by creating three piles. So, Doris, we'll start by creating three piles.
834 00:56:12,720 00:56:14,961 One for trash. One for trash.
835 00:56:15,120 00:56:17,009 One to donate. One to donate.
836 00:56:17,160 00:56:19,162 And one to keep. And one to keep.
837 00:56:19,600 00:56:23,446 Doris, it's totally up to you to decide what you wanna keep... Doris, it's totally up to you to decide what you wanna keep...
838 00:56:23,600 00:56:27,650 and what you're willing to let go of. Okay? Should we give it a shot? and what you're willing to let go of. Okay? Should we give it a shot?
839 00:56:27,800 00:56:29,165 - Okay. - Great. - Okay. - Great.
840 00:56:29,360 00:56:31,886 Okay, let's start here in the dining room. Okay, let's start here in the dining room.
841 00:56:32,040 00:56:34,805 How about this wooden ski? How about this wooden ski?
842 00:56:34,960 00:56:37,804 Would you like to keep it, discard it or donate it to charity? Would you like to keep it, discard it or donate it to charity?
843 00:56:38,400 00:56:40,528 Well, the Wallaces gave us that. Well, the Wallaces gave us that.
844 00:56:40,680 00:56:43,650 They lived across the street before they moved to Montreal. They lived across the street before they moved to Montreal.
845 00:56:43,800 00:56:48,249 I liked them very much. And I wanna keep that. I wanna keep it. I liked them very much. And I wanna keep that. I wanna keep it.
846 00:56:48,400 00:56:50,129 Where's the other one? Where's the other one?
847 00:56:50,920 00:56:54,481 - I'm not sure. - You can't go skiing with one ski, Doris. - I'm not sure. - You can't go skiing with one ski, Doris.
848 00:56:54,680 00:56:57,889 - All right, then we will donate it. - Good. - All right, then we will donate it. - Good.
849 00:56:58,040 00:57:03,251 I don't wanna throw it away. I don't wanna have it end up in a landfill somewhere. I don't wanna throw it away. I don't wanna have it end up in a landfill somewhere.
850 00:57:03,440 00:57:04,930 Somebody... Somebody...
851 00:57:05,560 00:57:09,804 Take care of it. It has sentimental value. Take care of it. It has sentimental value.
852 00:57:09,960 00:57:15,490 What is the point of donating that? Who's gonna go looking for only one ski? What is the point of donating that? Who's gonna go looking for only one ski?
853 00:57:15,640 00:57:19,611 - Someone with one leg. - Oh, you think you're so clever. - Someone with one leg. - Oh, you think you're so clever.
854 00:57:19,760 00:57:22,604 Cynthia, please. This is difficult for Doris. Cynthia, please. This is difficult for Doris.
855 00:57:22,760 00:57:25,650 - Try to be patient. - Fine. - Try to be patient. - Fine.
856 00:57:26,760 00:57:27,761 Great, Doris. Great, Doris.
857 00:57:28,640 00:57:31,883 This should give you a sense of the way it works. This should give you a sense of the way it works.
858 00:57:32,040 00:57:35,249 Do you wanna try another one? How about...? Do you wanna try another one? How about...?
859 00:57:36,840 00:57:39,320 How about these magazines here? How about these magazines here?
860 00:57:40,440 00:57:42,169 - Donate. - Good. - Donate. - Good.
861 00:57:42,320 00:57:45,483 No, no, actually, I changed my mind. No, no, actually, I changed my mind.
862 00:57:45,640 00:57:48,769 I'm thinking that I would really like to finish them one day. I'm thinking that I would really like to finish them one day.
863 00:57:48,920 00:57:50,206 - Fine. - Yeah. - Fine. - Yeah.
864 00:57:50,400 00:57:52,926 - That's no problem. - Okay. - That's no problem. - Okay.
865 00:57:54,680 00:57:57,160 - How about these empty containers? - Keep. - How about these empty containers? - Keep.
866 00:57:57,320 00:57:59,721 - Keep? Are you sure? - Keep. Yes. Yes. - Keep? Are you sure? - Keep. Yes. Yes.
867 00:57:59,880 00:58:04,010 I feel that they're going to be very useful at one point. I feel that they're going to be very useful at one point.
868 00:58:05,000 00:58:08,561 What about this bowl of shampoo bottles? What about this bowl of shampoo bottles?
869 00:58:08,720 00:58:10,529 - Keep. Yes. - Really? - Keep. Yes. - Really?
870 00:58:10,680 00:58:12,045 - Doris? - Yes. Keep. - Doris? - Yes. Keep.
871 00:58:12,200 00:58:15,647 - You think you'll need shampoo bottles? - There may be a shortage one day... - You think you'll need shampoo bottles? - There may be a shortage one day...
872 00:58:15,840 00:58:19,049 and then people have to come to me for shampoo, and I really... and then people have to come to me for shampoo, and I really...
873 00:58:19,200 00:58:23,205 - What? What are you doing? No, no, no. - I am getting rid of useless... - What? What are you doing? No, no, no. - I am getting rid of useless...
874 00:58:23,360 00:58:27,251 No, no, no. This is something I want. This means something to me. No, no, no. This is something I want. This means something to me.
875 00:58:27,440 00:58:30,011 - This means something... - She's lost her mind. - This means something... - She's lost her mind.
876 00:58:30,160 00:58:32,481 No, no, no! No, no, no!
877 00:58:36,840 00:58:41,801 It's my stuff and Mom's stuff. This is my house. It's my house. It's my stuff and Mom's stuff. This is my house. It's my house.
878 00:58:41,960 00:58:43,962 You go! You go! You go! You go! You go! You go!
879 00:58:44,160 00:58:46,447 - You leave! You leave! You leave! - Okay. Let's go. - You leave! You leave! You leave! - Okay. Let's go.
880 00:58:46,600 00:58:48,921 - Go. Go. Go on. You go. - Come on. - Go. Go. Go on. You go. - Come on.
881 00:58:49,080 00:58:52,971 - Leave. - We'll try this again another time, okay? - Leave. - We'll try this again another time, okay?
882 00:58:58,400 00:59:01,085 I'm disappointed in you, Doris. I'm disappointed in you, Doris.
883 00:59:05,600 00:59:06,761 You're... You're...
884 00:59:06,920 00:59:09,764 You're disappointed in me? You're disappointed in me?
885 00:59:12,240 00:59:14,891 You're disappointed in me? You're disappointed in me?
886 00:59:15,040 00:59:16,849 Todd, where were you? Todd, where were you?
887 00:59:17,000 00:59:18,968 Where were you all those years? Where were you all those years?
888 00:59:19,120 00:59:24,889 All those years, I took care of her. I fed her, I clothed her. All those years, I took care of her. I fed her, I clothed her.
889 00:59:25,080 00:59:30,803 I took care of her. Where were you? Where were you? I took care of her. Where were you? Where were you?
890 00:59:31,320 00:59:33,687 We made an agreement, Doris. We made an agreement, Doris.
891 00:59:34,800 00:59:37,406 You were in the best position to take care of her. You were in the best position to take care of her.
892 00:59:37,560 00:59:42,487 And how else would I have gone to school, start my own business? How? And how else would I have gone to school, start my own business? How?
893 00:59:42,680 00:59:46,969 You agreed to that. We agreed to that. You agreed to that. We agreed to that.
894 00:59:47,120 00:59:49,202 I could have had those things. I could have had those things.
895 00:59:49,360 00:59:52,330 I could have had them too. I could have had them too.
896 00:59:52,680 00:59:54,011 I could have... I could have...
897 00:59:56,600 01:00:01,049 - Oh, please. - Cynthia, just... - Oh, please. - Cynthia, just...
898 01:00:01,680 01:00:03,682 Give me a minute. Give me a minute with her. Give me a minute. Give me a minute with her.
899 01:00:03,840 01:00:05,649 Please, give me a minute with her. Please, give me a minute with her.
900 01:00:10,120 01:00:12,851 You have to get away from here, Doris. You have to get away from here, Doris.
901 01:00:14,960 01:00:17,440 You're turning into her. You're turning into her.
902 01:00:18,880 01:00:22,851 You're holding on to stuff because you're telling yourself you might need it. You're holding on to stuff because you're telling yourself you might need it.
903 01:00:23,000 01:00:25,685 Someday, you might. Someday, you might.
904 01:00:27,440 01:00:30,125 I don't know, maybe you're just scared. I don't know, maybe you're just scared.
905 01:00:30,920 01:00:33,048 You're lonely. You're lonely.
906 01:00:34,320 01:00:36,402 I don't know why. I don't know why.
907 01:00:38,040 01:00:42,204 But I know that you gotta get out of here. But I know that you gotta get out of here.
908 01:01:00,240 01:01:03,084 - Can we not do this at work? - We're doing this right now. - Can we not do this at work? - We're doing this right now.
909 01:01:03,240 01:01:05,242 I don't care if you're at work or not. I don't care if you're at work or not.
910 01:01:05,400 01:01:09,644 - Looks like there's trouble in paradise. - Stop lying. I can see it all over your face. - Looks like there's trouble in paradise. - Stop lying. I can see it all over your face.
911 01:01:16,880 01:01:18,928 Asshole! Asshole!
912 01:01:27,680 01:01:29,444 I never liked her. I never liked her.
913 01:01:29,600 01:01:31,602 Cute shoes though. Cute shoes though.
914 01:01:32,680 01:01:35,445 You're probably wondering what happened between me and John. You're probably wondering what happened between me and John.
915 01:01:35,600 01:01:39,889 No. No. I didn't... You know, if you wanna talk about it, I'm here. No. No. I didn't... You know, if you wanna talk about it, I'm here.
916 01:01:40,040 01:01:43,442 Yeah, well, it's over between us. It's donzo. Yeah, well, it's over between us. It's donzo.
917 01:01:43,640 01:01:44,801 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
918 01:01:44,960 01:01:47,361 - Why? - Because he's a fucking liar. - Why? - Because he's a fucking liar.
919 01:01:47,560 01:01:51,167 I'm so stupid. He told me I was the only woman he was dating, but he's lying. I'm so stupid. He told me I was the only woman he was dating, but he's lying.
920 01:01:51,320 01:01:52,924 - It's obvious. - Who's he seeing? - It's obvious. - Who's he seeing?
921 01:01:53,080 01:01:54,889 Some girl, Lilith Primrose. Some girl, Lilith Primrose.
922 01:01:55,800 01:01:58,280 She has a master's degree. She has a master's degree.
923 01:02:00,040 01:02:01,724 - Do you know her? - No. - Do you know her? - No.
924 01:02:01,880 01:02:04,770 Well, she posted some weird love shit on his Facebook wall... Well, she posted some weird love shit on his Facebook wall...
925 01:02:04,920 01:02:07,491 so I confronted him about it. They're having sex. so I confronted him about it. They're having sex.
926 01:02:07,640 01:02:10,883 - No. No, no, no. - Yeah. I asked him, "Who is this chick?" - No. No, no, no. - Yeah. I asked him, "Who is this chick?"
927 01:02:11,080 01:02:13,765 He's like, "I have no idea." But I can tell he's lying. He's like, "I have no idea." But I can tell he's lying.
928 01:02:13,920 01:02:17,447 It was all over his face. I've been hurt in the past, so... It was all over his face. I've been hurt in the past, so...
929 01:02:17,600 01:02:19,329 Once bitten, twice shy, you know? Once bitten, twice shy, you know?
930 01:02:19,480 01:02:22,689 - Twice shy, I know. - So anyway, it's done. - Twice shy, I know. - So anyway, it's done.
931 01:02:22,880 01:02:25,531 But I'm really glad I met you. You're so cool, Doris. But I'm really glad I met you. You're so cool, Doris.
932 01:02:28,520 01:02:32,127 Doris, listen, it's John. Are you around today? Doris, listen, it's John. Are you around today?
933 01:02:33,040 01:02:35,122 It's just so weird, Doris. It's just so weird, Doris.
934 01:02:35,280 01:02:37,248 She kept asking me who Lilith Primrose was. She kept asking me who Lilith Primrose was.
935 01:02:37,440 01:02:41,286 And I was like, "I have no idea." But she never believed me. And I was like, "I have no idea." But she never believed me.
936 01:02:43,600 01:02:47,082 I was cleaning out my closet last night. I found a pair of Brooklyn's jeans. I was cleaning out my closet last night. I found a pair of Brooklyn's jeans.
937 01:02:47,280 01:02:49,965 - Yes. - I was so depressed, I put them on. - Yes. - I was so depressed, I put them on.
938 01:02:50,280 01:02:52,282 I'm wearing them right now. I'm wearing them right now.
939 01:02:52,440 01:02:55,887 - They fit me perfectly. - Yes, yes, they do. - They fit me perfectly. - Yes, yes, they do.
940 01:02:56,360 01:02:58,124 Anyway... Anyway...
941 01:02:58,480 01:03:00,448 it's over now. it's over now.
942 01:03:01,080 01:03:04,482 Oh, John, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help. Oh, John, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help.
943 01:03:04,640 01:03:07,246 No, you are helping, Doris. I just... No, you are helping, Doris. I just...
944 01:03:07,400 01:03:09,801 I just wanna be surrounded by friends right now. I just wanna be surrounded by friends right now.
945 01:03:09,960 01:03:12,201 Okay, good. Good. Okay, good. Good.
946 01:03:12,360 01:03:15,011 Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
947 01:03:17,040 01:03:18,451 Nothing, really. Just... Nothing, really. Just...
948 01:03:18,600 01:03:21,206 Yeah, I'm having an orphan Thanksgiving over at my place. Yeah, I'm having an orphan Thanksgiving over at my place.
949 01:03:21,400 01:03:24,085 I'm gonna invite everybody I've met since I moved out here. I'm gonna invite everybody I've met since I moved out here.
950 01:03:24,240 01:03:27,642 Plus my friend Sasha's in town from L.A... Plus my friend Sasha's in town from L.A...
951 01:03:27,800 01:03:31,327 and she's gonna sage the apartment. I don't know, hit a gong and stuff. and she's gonna sage the apartment. I don't know, hit a gong and stuff.
952 01:03:31,480 01:03:33,767 Get rid of some of that bad breakup karma. Get rid of some of that bad breakup karma.
953 01:03:33,920 01:03:35,809 She's a healer. She's a healer.
954 01:03:36,480 01:03:37,925 Will you come? Will you come?
955 01:03:38,120 01:03:41,442 - Sure. Sure. I'll come. Yes. - Great. - Sure. Sure. I'll come. Yes. - Great.
956 01:03:41,880 01:03:44,963 - Hey, Doris, can I ask you something? - Sure. - Hey, Doris, can I ask you something? - Sure.
957 01:03:45,120 01:03:47,771 Would you ever consider dating a younger man? Would you ever consider dating a younger man?
958 01:03:48,360 01:03:50,328 Just curious. Just curious.
959 01:03:50,840 01:03:52,330 Yes. Yes.
960 01:03:52,480 01:03:54,084 Cool. Cool.
961 01:03:57,520 01:03:59,170 Come on. Come on.
962 01:04:00,160 01:04:03,004 Oh, my God, Doris, it's on. It's, like, so on. Oh, my God, Doris, it's on. It's, like, so on.
963 01:04:03,160 01:04:05,242 Really, really, really, you think it is? Really, really, really, you think it is?
964 01:04:05,440 01:04:10,606 Doris, I don't think, I know. This is it. It's your moment. Doris, I don't think, I know. This is it. It's your moment.
965 01:04:11,320 01:04:13,846 I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you.
966 01:04:14,000 01:04:17,641 Doris, Thanksgiving is our special time. It's like... It's a tradition, Doris. Doris, Thanksgiving is our special time. It's like... It's a tradition, Doris.
967 01:04:17,800 01:04:20,963 I can't believe you're doing this. I'm making two kinds of stuffing. I can't believe you're doing this. I'm making two kinds of stuffing.
968 01:04:21,120 01:04:24,442 Roz, this is my big opportunity. It's my chance to be with John. Roz, this is my big opportunity. It's my chance to be with John.
969 01:04:24,960 01:04:26,450 Can you be honest with yourself? Can you be honest with yourself?
970 01:04:26,600 01:04:30,082 - He's barely old enough to vote. - He probably votes more than you do. - He's barely old enough to vote. - He probably votes more than you do.
971 01:04:30,240 01:04:33,005 I am a conscientious objector. That's different. I am a conscientious objector. That's different.
972 01:04:33,160 01:04:36,164 Oh, Roz, honestly, I just don't think this is this big a deal. Oh, Roz, honestly, I just don't think this is this big a deal.
973 01:04:36,320 01:04:38,322 You are not like them. Don't you get that? You are not like them. Don't you get that?
974 01:04:38,520 01:04:41,000 Why are you doing this? You were so supportive before. Why are you doing this? You were so supportive before.
975 01:04:41,160 01:04:43,049 I'm having a rare moment of clarity. I'm having a rare moment of clarity.
976 01:04:43,200 01:04:47,649 You're jealous because I'm having fun and doing things with others and not you. You're jealous because I'm having fun and doing things with others and not you.
977 01:04:47,800 01:04:49,484 You wish! You wish!
978 01:04:49,640 01:04:50,926 Roz. Roz.
979 01:04:51,080 01:04:55,642 Roz, there has got to be more to life than going to lectures at the YWCA... Roz, there has got to be more to life than going to lectures at the YWCA...
980 01:04:55,800 01:04:57,928 and stealing cheese. and stealing cheese.
981 01:04:58,120 01:05:00,646 I mean, your husband died. He died, it was tragic. I mean, your husband died. He died, it was tragic.
982 01:05:00,800 01:05:06,523 But that was 15 years ago! Move the fuck on! But that was 15 years ago! Move the fuck on!
983 01:05:07,360 01:05:09,886 You're telling me to move on? You're telling me to move on?
984 01:05:10,040 01:05:14,250 You have packets of duck sauce in your refrigerator from the 1970s. You have packets of duck sauce in your refrigerator from the 1970s.
985 01:05:14,400 01:05:18,962 - It keeps. - Oh, honey. Darling, don't you see? - It keeps. - Oh, honey. Darling, don't you see?
986 01:05:19,120 01:05:22,124 You're just a weird little old lady in the funny clothes to them! You're just a weird little old lady in the funny clothes to them!
987 01:05:22,280 01:05:26,285 You're like their weird fucking art project! You're like their weird fucking art project!
988 01:05:27,440 01:05:30,887 - You take that back. - Doris, I'm worried about you. - You take that back. - Doris, I'm worried about you.
989 01:05:31,040 01:05:34,522 You are not my mother. My mother is dead. You are not my mother. My mother is dead.
990 01:05:34,680 01:05:41,245 So you can stop worrying about me. I can take care of myself! So you can stop worrying about me. I can take care of myself!
991 01:05:47,040 01:05:49,088 I don't steal cheese. I don't steal cheese.
992 01:05:49,600 01:05:52,331 That cheese is free. That cheese is free.
993 01:05:53,560 01:05:56,040 What action could you take today... What action could you take today...
994 01:05:56,200 01:06:01,081 that will help you achieve the success in life that you desire? that will help you achieve the success in life that you desire?
995 01:06:08,040 01:06:11,840 If everything you do works, then you're not trying hard enough. If everything you do works, then you're not trying hard enough.
996 01:06:13,080 01:06:15,560 Let there be light. Let there be light.
997 01:06:15,720 01:06:17,324 Say it with me. Say it with me.
998 01:06:17,480 01:06:20,290 Let there be light. Let there be light.
999 01:06:20,440 01:06:23,250 You're possible, Doris. You're possible, Doris.
1000 01:06:23,400 01:06:25,562 You are possible. You are possible.
1001 01:06:32,040 01:06:33,451 Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
1002 01:07:08,160 01:07:10,367 - Hey, Doris, you made it. - Yes. - Hey, Doris, you made it. - Yes.
1003 01:07:10,520 01:07:11,931 - You look gorgeous. - Thank you. - You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
1004 01:07:12,840 01:07:15,764 - Oh, I made a pie. - Nice. - Oh, I made a pie. - Nice.
1005 01:07:15,920 01:07:17,160 - John? - Yeah. - John? - Yeah.
1006 01:07:17,320 01:07:19,448 I would like to talk to you about something. I would like to talk to you about something.
1007 01:07:19,600 01:07:21,807 Sure. Let me introduce you to everybody first. Sure. Let me introduce you to everybody first.
1008 01:07:21,960 01:07:26,204 Come on up. Hey, Doris made a pie, everyone. Doris made a pie. Come on up. Hey, Doris made a pie, everyone. Doris made a pie.
1009 01:07:31,520 01:07:32,521 - Doris. - Yes. - Doris. - Yes.
1010 01:07:32,680 01:07:34,205 Try this. It's a Thanks-tini. Try this. It's a Thanks-tini.
1011 01:07:34,400 01:07:37,688 My mixologist friend Oliver designed it specifically for the party. My mixologist friend Oliver designed it specifically for the party.
1012 01:07:37,840 01:07:39,046 Everybody, this is Doris. Everybody, this is Doris.
1013 01:07:40,440 01:07:43,683 - Of course, you know all these guys. - Hi, Doris. You look beautiful. - Of course, you know all these guys. - Hi, Doris. You look beautiful.
1014 01:07:43,840 01:07:47,925 - Thank you. - This is Keith. We just met on Grindr. - Thank you. - This is Keith. We just met on Grindr.
1015 01:07:48,120 01:07:49,770 - How nice. - I know nothing about him. - How nice. - I know nothing about him.
1016 01:07:49,960 01:07:52,406 And over there is my Uncle Frank. And over there is my Uncle Frank.
1017 01:07:52,560 01:07:55,882 - Frank is in sales. - Belts and buckles, to be exact. - Frank is in sales. - Belts and buckles, to be exact.
1018 01:07:58,640 01:07:59,721 Big buckler. Big buckler.
1019 01:07:59,880 01:08:02,247 Let's give thanks for our families. Let's give thanks for our families.
1020 01:08:02,400 01:08:06,041 Those of us who are here and those of us who are gone forever. Those of us who are here and those of us who are gone forever.
1021 01:08:06,200 01:08:07,281 We miss you, Melvin. We miss you, Melvin.
1022 01:08:07,440 01:08:11,490 And those of us who are in prison, we hope that the food there does not suck. And those of us who are in prison, we hope that the food there does not suck.
1023 01:08:11,640 01:08:16,441 And let's give thanks for friends who are here instead of someplace else. And let's give thanks for friends who are here instead of someplace else.
1024 01:08:16,600 01:08:19,126 Friends who have not abandoned us. Friends who have not abandoned us.
1025 01:08:19,320 01:08:21,971 Friends who have not betrayed us in our hour of need... Friends who have not betrayed us in our hour of need...
1026 01:08:22,160 01:08:26,643 and run off with some hot piece of whatever. and run off with some hot piece of whatever.
1027 01:08:26,800 01:08:28,848 And let's eat some turkey. And let's eat some turkey.
1028 01:08:29,040 01:08:30,804 - Let's. - Yeah. - Let's. - Yeah.
1029 01:08:32,960 01:08:34,485 Hey, pretty lady. Hey, pretty lady.
1030 01:08:34,640 01:08:37,371 You know, I'm really excited to chat with you tonight. You know, I'm really excited to chat with you tonight.
1031 01:08:37,520 01:08:38,521 Thanks. Thanks.
1032 01:08:38,680 01:08:40,762 If everybody could listen up for a second... If everybody could listen up for a second...
1033 01:08:40,920 01:08:44,049 Fiona made the turkey tonight. Fiona made the turkey tonight.
1034 01:08:44,680 01:08:47,923 I got dibs on the drumstick. The drumstick's mine. I got dibs on the drumstick. The drumstick's mine.
1035 01:08:48,800 01:08:51,485 You know this has been a really difficult time for me. You know this has been a really difficult time for me.
1036 01:08:51,640 01:08:54,723 I wanted to say how thankful I am for each and every one of you. I wanted to say how thankful I am for each and every one of you.
1037 01:08:54,880 01:08:56,564 You guys are the stuff of life. You guys are the stuff of life.
1038 01:08:56,720 01:08:58,370 I'm nothing without you. I'm nothing without you.
1039 01:08:58,520 01:09:00,841 - To my awesome friends. - Cheers. - To my awesome friends. - Cheers.
1040 01:09:01,000 01:09:03,844 - Cheers. - Eye contact. Eye contact. - Cheers. - Eye contact. Eye contact.
1041 01:09:04,000 01:09:05,047 Salud, yes. Salud, yes.
1042 01:09:06,840 01:09:08,524 They say Miss Sheehan fell... They say Miss Sheehan fell...
1043 01:09:08,680 01:09:11,729 but everyone knows she's got a drinking problem. but everyone knows she's got a drinking problem.
1044 01:09:11,880 01:09:13,928 So we've had this sub for like three weeks. So we've had this sub for like three weeks.
1045 01:09:14,080 01:09:15,650 And his name is Mr. Durphy... And his name is Mr. Durphy...
1046 01:09:15,800 01:09:20,681 but everyone calls him Dorky Durphy because he's super weird. Anyways... but everyone calls him Dorky Durphy because he's super weird. Anyways...
1047 01:09:20,880 01:09:25,169 I ride the thing for 15 minutes before I realize it wasn't my horse. I ride the thing for 15 minutes before I realize it wasn't my horse.
1048 01:09:25,320 01:09:27,482 It wasn't my horse. It wasn't my horse.
1049 01:09:29,080 01:09:30,206 "Western wolf... "Western wolf...
1050 01:09:31,040 01:09:32,690 night sky. night sky.
1051 01:09:32,840 01:09:37,084 Our naked bodies twitching under cover of darkness. Our naked bodies twitching under cover of darkness.
1052 01:09:37,240 01:09:39,129 Thread count... Thread count...
1053 01:09:39,560 01:09:42,450 - ...unknown." - That was brilliant. - ...unknown." - That was brilliant.
1054 01:09:42,600 01:09:45,206 I just feel like my work has changed so much since... I just feel like my work has changed so much since...
1055 01:09:45,360 01:09:48,489 Who wants mint chocolate chip flavored alcohol? Just 10 calories. Who wants mint chocolate chip flavored alcohol? Just 10 calories.
1056 01:09:48,880 01:09:51,087 - We should play Never Have I Ever. - Oh, yes. - We should play Never Have I Ever. - Oh, yes.
1057 01:09:51,240 01:09:53,720 - All right? - What is that? - All right? - What is that?
1058 01:09:53,880 01:09:55,211 It's a drinking game, Doris. It's a drinking game, Doris.
1059 01:09:55,360 01:09:59,126 You say the phrase "never have I ever" and then something crazy... You say the phrase "never have I ever" and then something crazy...
1060 01:09:59,280 01:10:01,601 and anybody that's done it has to drink. and anybody that's done it has to drink.
1061 01:10:01,800 01:10:04,451 Here, I'll start. Never have I ever... Here, I'll start. Never have I ever...
1062 01:10:04,600 01:10:08,047 participated in an orgy. participated in an orgy.
1063 01:10:09,760 01:10:13,082 - All right, jump right in, huh? - Who's gonna drink? - All right, jump right in, huh? - Who's gonna drink?
1064 01:10:13,240 01:10:14,730 Anybody? Anybody?
1065 01:10:17,680 01:10:19,728 Nice. Nice.
1066 01:10:20,000 01:10:22,890 - It was my first semester at Oberlin. - Don't apologize. - It was my first semester at Oberlin. - Don't apologize.
1067 01:10:23,040 01:10:24,769 Oh, really? At your age? Oh, really? At your age?
1068 01:10:26,320 01:10:27,731 - Doris? - What? - Doris? - What?
1069 01:10:28,160 01:10:29,525 - You go now. - Oh, all right. - You go now. - Oh, all right.
1070 01:10:29,680 01:10:34,049 Say "never have I ever" and then something crazy. Say "never have I ever" and then something crazy.
1071 01:10:34,800 01:10:36,290 Okay. Okay.
1072 01:10:39,600 01:10:42,080 Never have I ever... Never have I ever...
1073 01:10:42,240 01:10:47,929 gone to work with my underwear inside out on purpose. gone to work with my underwear inside out on purpose.
1074 01:10:49,880 01:10:53,726 - Okay. - Bad idea. - Okay. - Bad idea.
1075 01:10:56,840 01:10:58,444 You're not alone, Doris. You're not alone, Doris.
1076 01:10:58,600 01:11:01,968 - Talk about a bad idea. - Okay, okay, okay. - Talk about a bad idea. - Okay, okay, okay.
1077 01:11:02,120 01:11:07,081 Well, never have I ever had sex with my psychiatrist in high school. Well, never have I ever had sex with my psychiatrist in high school.
1078 01:11:08,720 01:11:10,165 I was a cutter. I was a cutter.
1079 01:11:10,320 01:11:12,368 Everybody grows out of that. Everybody grows out of that.
1080 01:11:13,120 01:11:14,246 Great, great. Great, great.
1081 01:11:14,400 01:11:16,050 I can't get through to her. I can't get through to her.
1082 01:11:16,200 01:11:18,407 - Who? - Doris. - Who? - Doris.
1083 01:11:18,560 01:11:21,404 - Don't be so hard on her. - It's like somebody... - Don't be so hard on her. - It's like somebody...
1084 01:11:21,560 01:11:24,211 stole my friend and replaced her with a wild animal... stole my friend and replaced her with a wild animal...
1085 01:11:24,360 01:11:26,647 who stays up all night... who stays up all night...
1086 01:11:26,840 01:11:29,161 and sleeps all day and wears too much makeup... and sleeps all day and wears too much makeup...
1087 01:11:29,320 01:11:31,721 and runs around with other wild animals. and runs around with other wild animals.
1088 01:11:33,280 01:11:36,887 Let her be, Roz. Just let her be. Let her live her life. Let her be, Roz. Just let her be. Let her live her life.
1089 01:11:39,280 01:11:41,851 Besides, she's just a kid. Besides, she's just a kid.
1090 01:12:18,880 01:12:24,489 John, I would like to talk to you for a minute, in the bedroom. John, I would like to talk to you for a minute, in the bedroom.
1091 01:12:24,640 01:12:25,846 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
1092 01:12:26,000 01:12:28,651 - I'll be there in a few minutes, okay? - Okay. - I'll be there in a few minutes, okay? - Okay.
1093 01:13:21,800 01:13:24,610 Hey, you wanted to talk? Hey, you wanted to talk?
1094 01:13:31,640 01:13:34,007 It's been fun tonight, right? It's been fun tonight, right?
1095 01:13:34,960 01:13:38,169 - Yes. - What's up? - Yes. - What's up?
1096 01:13:38,400 01:13:40,164 John... John...
1097 01:13:41,080 01:13:43,367 from the first moment we met in the elevator... from the first moment we met in the elevator...
1098 01:13:43,560 01:13:45,688 your first day in the office... your first day in the office...
1099 01:13:45,840 01:13:49,242 I felt this energy between us. I felt this energy between us.
1100 01:13:49,440 01:13:51,761 In the beginning, I thought we were just friends... In the beginning, I thought we were just friends...
1101 01:13:51,920 01:13:55,129 because girls like you aren't usually interested in boys like me. because girls like you aren't usually interested in boys like me.
1102 01:13:55,320 01:13:56,651 - Doris. - You know what I mean. - Doris. - You know what I mean.
1103 01:13:56,800 01:13:59,963 You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
1104 01:14:00,480 01:14:03,165 And then I realized you were with Brooklyn and I... And then I realized you were with Brooklyn and I...
1105 01:14:03,320 01:14:05,368 Can I just say some...? Can I just say some...?
1106 01:14:06,160 01:14:08,447 Then you broke up... Then you broke up...
1107 01:14:09,160 01:14:12,084 and I felt really bad about writing... and I felt really bad about writing...
1108 01:14:12,240 01:14:14,447 that silly comment on your Facebook thing... that silly comment on your Facebook thing...
1109 01:14:14,600 01:14:18,924 but then you asked me if I would ever date a younger man... but then you asked me if I would ever date a younger man...
1110 01:14:19,080 01:14:21,765 and I... and I...
1111 01:14:21,920 01:14:23,604 I knew you felt the same way... I knew you felt the same way...
1112 01:14:23,760 01:14:28,209 and I... I just like you, John. and I... I just like you, John.
1113 01:14:30,120 01:14:31,884 John. John.
1114 01:14:32,040 01:14:33,769 No. No.
1115 01:14:35,400 01:14:38,165 Doris, no. Doris, no.
1116 01:14:40,800 01:14:43,929 - Doris, I can't. - What? You... - Doris, I can't. - What? You...
1117 01:14:44,120 01:14:45,963 And what is that about the Facebook page? And what is that about the Facebook page?
1118 01:14:46,120 01:14:48,361 What, did you post something on my Facebook page? What, did you post something on my Facebook page?
1119 01:14:48,520 01:14:50,170 - I did. I'm sorry. - That was you? - I did. I'm sorry. - That was you?
1120 01:14:50,320 01:14:51,606 That was me. I'm sorry. That was me. I'm sorry.
1121 01:14:51,760 01:14:55,446 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know.
1122 01:14:55,600 01:14:58,171 - I liked Brooklyn. What are you...? - I don't understand. - I liked Brooklyn. What are you...? - I don't understand.
1123 01:14:58,320 01:15:00,243 - Why did you do this? - I don't understand. - Why did you do this? - I don't understand.
1124 01:15:00,400 01:15:03,768 Why did you say that to me? Why did you say, would I date a younger man? Why did you say that to me? Why did you say, would I date a younger man?
1125 01:15:03,920 01:15:10,644 I don't understand. Why did you say that to me if you didn't feel anything at all? I don't understand. Why did you say that to me if you didn't feel anything at all?
1126 01:15:10,800 01:15:15,044 I wasn't talking about me, Doris. I was talking about my Uncle Frank. I wasn't talking about me, Doris. I was talking about my Uncle Frank.
1127 01:15:15,880 01:15:19,248 He's like 56 years old or something. I don't know. He's like 56 years old or something. I don't know.
1128 01:15:21,800 01:15:24,246 Hi. Is everything okay in here? Hi. Is everything okay in here?
1129 01:15:24,400 01:15:26,164 Yeah, everything... Yeah, everything...
1130 01:15:26,320 01:15:28,971 - Everything's fine. - Okay. - Everything's fine. - Okay.
1131 01:15:31,360 01:15:33,010 Okay. Okay.
1132 01:15:34,120 01:15:35,485 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1133 01:15:38,960 01:15:40,849 Okay. Okay.
1134 01:15:44,400 01:15:46,528 Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
1135 01:15:46,680 01:15:48,648 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1136 01:17:39,440 01:17:40,965 I came as soon as I could. I came as soon as I could.
1137 01:17:41,120 01:17:42,406 Roz. Roz.
1138 01:17:43,040 01:17:45,202 - Oh, honey. - I'm such a fool. - Oh, honey. - I'm such a fool.
1139 01:17:45,680 01:17:49,127 Oh, don't, don't. Don't do that. What happened? Oh, don't, don't. Don't do that. What happened?
1140 01:17:49,280 01:17:50,805 No one even ate my pie. No one even ate my pie.
1141 01:17:50,960 01:17:53,884 - Oh, honey, what? - Yeah. - Oh, honey, what? - Yeah.
1142 01:17:54,040 01:17:57,408 Are you hungry? I brought leftovers. Are you hungry? I brought leftovers.
1143 01:17:57,800 01:18:01,043 Come on, let's sit down and I'll make some coffee. Come on, let's sit down and I'll make some coffee.
1144 01:18:02,480 01:18:05,290 - How was the dinner? - Not the best. - How was the dinner? - Not the best.
1145 01:18:05,440 01:18:09,240 - What time did everybody leave? - We missed you. - What time did everybody leave? - We missed you.
1146 01:18:09,640 01:18:11,608 All right, just coffee, just black? All right, just coffee, just black?
1147 01:18:11,760 01:18:14,240 - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay.
1148 01:18:16,960 01:18:20,931 I'm just a joke to him. I'm a joke to everyone. What is the matter with me? I'm just a joke to him. I'm a joke to everyone. What is the matter with me?
1149 01:18:21,080 01:18:25,051 Nothing is the matter with you. You got carried away, that's all. Nothing is the matter with you. You got carried away, that's all.
1150 01:18:25,200 01:18:27,885 Love makes people do crazy things. Love makes people do crazy things.
1151 01:18:28,040 01:18:31,487 Look at it this way. At least you didn't lose an ear. Look at it this way. At least you didn't lose an ear.
1152 01:18:32,440 01:18:35,125 You know, like that... The painter, what's-his-name. You know, like that... The painter, what's-his-name.
1153 01:18:35,280 01:18:37,408 - Vincent van Gogh? - Him, yes. - Vincent van Gogh? - Him, yes.
1154 01:18:37,560 01:18:39,562 - You know the worst thing? - What? - You know the worst thing? - What?
1155 01:18:39,720 01:18:42,690 - I don't have anything to look forward to. - That's not true. - I don't have anything to look forward to. - That's not true.
1156 01:18:42,840 01:18:45,411 You have two kinds of stuffing. You have two kinds of stuffing.
1157 01:18:46,000 01:18:48,287 You have real cranberry sauce. You have real cranberry sauce.
1158 01:18:48,440 01:18:50,841 You have enough turkey there to feed New Jersey. You have enough turkey there to feed New Jersey.
1159 01:18:51,360 01:18:52,600 - What? - Oh, my Roz. - What? - Oh, my Roz.
1160 01:18:52,760 01:18:53,886 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1161 01:18:54,080 01:18:57,323 I'm so sorry I missed our Thanksgiving. It's our tradition. I'm so sorry I missed our Thanksgiving. It's our tradition.
1162 01:18:57,480 01:19:00,324 No. We're having it now. No. We're having it now.
1163 01:19:00,480 01:19:01,686 Yeah. Yeah.
1164 01:20:24,920 01:20:27,969 - Hello? - Dr. Edwards? - Hello? - Dr. Edwards?
1165 01:20:28,680 01:20:30,808 This is Doris, Doris Miller. This is Doris, Doris Miller.
1166 01:20:30,960 01:20:34,282 - Oh, hello, Doris. - Hello. - Oh, hello, Doris. - Hello.
1167 01:22:12,760 01:22:14,683 Gonna miss you, Doris. Gonna miss you, Doris.
1168 01:22:15,240 01:22:16,480 Yeah. Yeah.
1169 01:22:16,640 01:22:19,484 We were talking about how much we'll miss you. Right, Robert? We were talking about how much we'll miss you. Right, Robert?
1170 01:22:19,640 01:22:21,563 - Yeah. We were talking about it. - Bummer. - Yeah. We were talking about it. - Bummer.
1171 01:22:21,720 01:22:23,131 - It is a bummer. - Right? - It is a bummer. - Right?
1172 01:22:23,280 01:22:24,850 - Bummer. - Yeah. - Bummer. - Yeah.
1173 01:22:25,480 01:22:27,960 Hey, Doris, are you gonna keep the Schnozz doll? Hey, Doris, are you gonna keep the Schnozz doll?
1174 01:22:29,240 01:22:31,322 - Schmear? - Well, I'm gonna change that name. - Schmear? - Well, I'm gonna change that name.
1175 01:22:31,480 01:22:33,323 Do you promise to take good care of him? Do you promise to take good care of him?
1176 01:22:33,480 01:22:36,768 - I'll take such good care of Lance. - Just take it. Just take it. - I'll take such good care of Lance. - Just take it. Just take it.
1177 01:22:36,920 01:22:38,649 Thank you. Thank you.
1178 01:22:38,800 01:22:42,168 Hey, how about that yoga cats calendar, Doris? Can I have that? Hey, how about that yoga cats calendar, Doris? Can I have that?
1179 01:22:43,120 01:22:45,043 - Yeah. No, take that. - Thanks so much. - Yeah. No, take that. - Thanks so much.
1180 01:22:45,200 01:22:46,850 I've had my eye on it for a minute. I've had my eye on it for a minute.
1181 01:22:47,000 01:22:48,411 - Hey. - They're so flexible. - Hey. - They're so flexible.
1182 01:22:48,560 01:22:50,210 It's been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure.
1183 01:22:54,680 01:22:56,523 Look at that. Look at that.
1184 01:22:56,680 01:23:00,127 That is nice. Has anyone called dibs on this yet? That is nice. Has anyone called dibs on this yet?
1185 01:23:00,840 01:23:02,888 - Oh, take it. Just take it, okay? - Thank you. - Oh, take it. Just take it, okay? - Thank you.
1186 01:23:03,080 01:23:06,687 - Thank you so much, Doris. We'll call. - Thank you. - Thank you so much, Doris. We'll call. - Thank you.
1187 01:23:08,920 01:23:11,321 - Doris. - Goodbye, Anne. - Doris. - Goodbye, Anne.
1188 01:23:11,480 01:23:13,528 Goodbye? Where do you think you're going? Goodbye? Where do you think you're going?
1189 01:23:13,680 01:23:16,445 There's plenty of work to be done. The day has barely begun. There's plenty of work to be done. The day has barely begun.
1190 01:23:16,600 01:23:19,285 Anne, I quit. Effective immediately. Anne, I quit. Effective immediately.
1191 01:23:19,440 01:23:21,488 I'm taking all my office supplies. I'm taking all my office supplies.
1192 01:23:22,000 01:23:26,528 And... And wait, one more thing. This ball... And... And wait, one more thing. This ball...
1193 01:23:27,360 01:23:30,250 is not a chair! is not a chair!
1194 01:23:41,120 01:23:42,201 Hi. Hi.
1195 01:23:43,080 01:23:44,764 Hi. Hi.
1196 01:23:45,520 01:23:47,124 I wanted to say goodbye. I wanted to say goodbye.
1197 01:23:50,080 01:23:52,162 - What do you mean? - I've been here too long... - What do you mean? - I've been here too long...
1198 01:23:52,320 01:23:55,802 and I am just ready... and I am just ready...
1199 01:23:55,960 01:23:59,487 to move on. to move on.
1200 01:24:00,120 01:24:05,365 And I know I owe you an apology for Thanksgiving. And I know I owe you an apology for Thanksgiving.
1201 01:24:05,560 01:24:07,449 John, I... John, I...
1202 01:24:07,800 01:24:11,043 I wanna thank you for your friendship. I wanna thank you for your friendship.
1203 01:24:11,200 01:24:13,885 You know? And all the time... You know? And all the time...
1204 01:24:15,880 01:24:18,770 we did spend together. It was great. we did spend together. It was great.
1205 01:24:18,920 01:24:20,649 And... And...
1206 01:24:22,280 01:24:23,964 I never meant to hurt anyone. I never meant to hurt anyone.
1207 01:24:26,000 01:24:27,764 So... So...
1208 01:24:28,200 01:24:31,682 you take care of yourself. you take care of yourself.
1209 01:24:51,320 01:24:52,651 Doris, wait. Doris, wait.
1210 01:24:58,400 01:25:00,402 It was more than just a friendship. It was more than just a friendship.
1211 01:25:00,560 01:25:05,043 I never should have tried to set you up with my Uncle Frank. That was stupid. I never should have tried to set you up with my Uncle Frank. That was stupid.
1212 01:25:05,240 01:25:11,521 Like I can't stop thinking about what happened at my party... Like I can't stop thinking about what happened at my party...
1213 01:25:11,840 01:25:14,241 and about what you said. and about what you said.
1214 01:25:14,720 01:25:16,688 Look, Doris, I... Look, Doris, I...
1215 01:25:18,200 01:25:21,568 I don't know, maybe this sounds crazy... I don't know, maybe this sounds crazy...
1216 01:25:22,800 01:25:25,963 but why shouldn't we try to make this work? but why shouldn't we try to make this work?
1217 01:25:27,840 01:25:29,649 Why can't it? I don't... Why can't it? I don't...
1218 01:25:30,200 01:25:32,521 I mean, fuck it, right? I mean, fuck it, right?
1219 01:25:33,360 01:25:36,125 I guess what I'm trying to ask is... I guess what I'm trying to ask is...
1220 01:25:37,560 01:25:41,167 do you maybe wanna go grab a bite to eat... do you maybe wanna go grab a bite to eat...
1221 01:25:41,600 01:25:44,206 - ...or go see a movie or something? - Shut up, John. - ...or go see a movie or something? - Shut up, John.
1222 01:26:13,640 01:26:14,971 Doris, wait. Doris, wait.