This tool is beta test, If You got some problem please contact us
# | Start | End | Original | Translated |
---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,489 ...so surprised when he saw all those presents | 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,489 ...so surprised when he saw all those presents | |
2 | 00:02:35,490 | 00:02:38,279 | under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them. | under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them. |
3 | 00:02:38,280 | 00:02:42,159 | Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw, | Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw, |
4 | 00:02:42,160 | 00:02:44,499 | who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane. | who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane. |
5 | 00:02:44,500 | 00:02:48,919 | He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years, | He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years, |
6 | 00:02:48,920 | 00:02:51,709 | until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992. | until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992. |
7 | 00:02:51,710 | 00:02:54,209 | Ooh, you guys got to look at this house. | Ooh, you guys got to look at this house. |
8 | 00:02:54,210 | 00:02:55,629 | This house is the site... | This house is the site... |
9 | 00:02:55,630 | 00:02:57,630 | Are you having fun? | Are you having fun? |
10 | 00:02:58,640 | 00:02:59,969 | - Are you having fun? | - Are you having fun? |
11 | 00:02:59,970 | 00:03:01,889 | Yes, I think this is cute. | Yes, I think this is cute. |
12 | 00:03:01,890 | 00:03:03,309 | - It is. Yeah. | - It is. Yeah. |
13 | 00:03:03,310 | 00:03:05,519 | - Oh, God, you hate it. | - Oh, God, you hate it. |
14 | 00:03:05,520 | 00:03:07,309 | No, I don't hate it. | No, I don't hate it. |
15 | 00:03:07,310 | 00:03:09,229 | Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person. | Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person. |
16 | 00:03:09,230 | 00:03:11,439 | I know, I know, but... | I know, I know, but... |
17 | 00:03:11,440 | 00:03:13,979 | how can you not like the lights and the decorations | how can you not like the lights and the decorations |
18 | 00:03:13,980 | 00:03:15,779 | and the Christmas trees? | and the Christmas trees? |
19 | 00:03:15,780 | 00:03:20,069 | - Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible | - Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible |
20 | 00:03:20,070 | 00:03:23,199 | for an annual average of four deaths, | for an annual average of four deaths, |
21 | 00:03:23,200 | 00:03:25,249 | 15 injuries | 15 injuries |
22 | 00:03:25,250 | 00:03:28,669 | and a loss of $12 million? | and a loss of $12 million? |
23 | 00:03:28,670 | 00:03:30,379 | Okay, I get it. | Okay, I get it. |
24 | 00:03:30,380 | 00:03:32,209 | I think you made your point. | I think you made your point. |
25 | 00:03:32,210 | 00:03:34,249 | Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. | Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. |
26 | 00:03:34,250 | 00:03:35,709 | I love that you love it. | I love that you love it. |
27 | 00:03:35,710 | 00:03:37,799 | I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets | I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets |
28 | 00:03:37,800 | 00:03:39,509 | when they're away for the holiday-- | when they're away for the holiday-- |
29 | 00:03:39,510 | 00:03:40,930 | Come with me. | Come with me. |
30 | 00:03:42,640 | 00:03:44,430 | - Wait, where are we going? | - Wait, where are we going? |
31 | 00:03:46,430 | 00:03:47,979 | Do you know these people? | Do you know these people? |
32 | 00:03:47,980 | 00:03:49,980 | What are you doing? - No. Come here. | What are you doing? - No. Come here. |
33 | 00:03:54,230 | 00:03:57,069 | Still not clear on the plan. | Still not clear on the plan. |
34 | 00:03:57,070 | 00:03:59,569 | - Will you shut up and follow me, please? | - Will you shut up and follow me, please? |
35 | 00:03:59,570 | 00:04:01,529 | Come on. | Come on. |
36 | 00:04:13,630 | 00:04:15,590 | Well, does this do anything for you? | Well, does this do anything for you? |
37 | 00:04:19,880 | 00:04:21,890 | - This is beautiful. | - This is beautiful. |
38 | 00:04:23,600 | 00:04:25,969 | I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas. | I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas. |
39 | 00:04:25,970 | 00:04:27,809 | I'm gonna miss you. | I'm gonna miss you. |
40 | 00:04:27,810 | 00:04:29,809 | - Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too. | - Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too. |
41 | 00:04:29,810 | 00:04:31,770 | - We could just stay up here. | - We could just stay up here. |
42 | 00:04:34,400 | 00:04:36,780 | I'd do that. | I'd do that. |
43 | 00:04:37,940 | 00:04:39,859 | Hey! I hear you up there. | Hey! I hear you up there. |
44 | 00:04:39,860 | 00:04:41,199 | I'm calling the police. | I'm calling the police. |
45 | 00:04:41,200 | 00:04:42,659 | Um... | Um... |
46 | 00:04:45,990 | 00:04:47,699 | - Abby? - Harper! | - Abby? - Harper! |
47 | 00:04:47,700 | 00:04:50,209 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
48 | 00:04:50,210 | 00:04:51,959 | Are you okay? - Um... | Are you okay? - Um... |
49 | 00:04:51,960 | 00:04:54,289 | I don't know. Uh, what do I do? | I don't know. Uh, what do I do? |
50 | 00:04:54,290 | 00:04:56,249 | Stay there. I'm gonna get you down. | Stay there. I'm gonna get you down. |
51 | 00:04:56,250 | 00:04:57,709 | - Okay. Yeah. | - Okay. Yeah. |
52 | 00:04:57,710 | 00:04:59,590 | - Shit. - Uh... | - Shit. - Uh... |
53 | 00:05:00,630 | 00:05:02,429 | Oh. | Oh. |
54 | 00:05:02,430 | 00:05:04,089 | What are you doing out there? | What are you doing out there? |
55 | 00:05:04,090 | 00:05:05,889 | - Harper! - Are you peeping? | - Harper! - Are you peeping? |
56 | 00:05:05,890 | 00:05:07,469 | Don't you peep at me. | Don't you peep at me. |
57 | 00:05:07,470 | 00:05:08,559 | Oh, God! | Oh, God! |
58 | 00:05:08,560 | 00:05:09,849 | Abby? | Abby? |
59 | 00:05:11,810 | 00:05:13,599 | Oh, my God. Are you okay? | Oh, my God. Are you okay? |
60 | 00:05:13,600 | 00:05:15,189 | - I'm so great. | - I'm so great. |
61 | 00:05:15,190 | 00:05:16,769 | Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on. | Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on. |
62 | 00:05:16,770 | 00:05:17,979 | We got to go. Come on. | We got to go. Come on. |
63 | 00:05:17,980 | 00:05:19,189 | She's coming. Go. Run. - Oh. Hey. | She's coming. Go. Run. - Oh. Hey. |
64 | 00:05:19,190 | 00:05:20,609 | Yeah, you better run. | Yeah, you better run. |
65 | 00:05:20,610 | 00:05:22,279 | Pervert. | Pervert. |
66 | 00:05:22,280 | 00:05:24,279 | - Who said you could come downstairs? | - Who said you could come downstairs? |
67 | 00:05:24,280 | 00:05:25,949 | Giddyap. | Giddyap. |
68 | 00:05:47,430 | 00:05:48,969 | Come with me. | Come with me. |
69 | 00:05:48,970 | 00:05:50,519 | - Where? | - Where? |
70 | 00:05:50,520 | 00:05:53,099 | - To my parents' house for Christmas. | - To my parents' house for Christmas. |
71 | 00:05:53,100 | 00:05:55,729 | - Oh, really? | - Oh, really? |
72 | 00:05:55,730 | 00:05:57,649 | I've got the pets to sit. | I've got the pets to sit. |
73 | 00:05:57,650 | 00:06:00,439 | - Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you. | - Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you. |
74 | 00:06:00,440 | 00:06:02,649 | I want to... | I want to... |
75 | 00:06:02,650 | 00:06:05,319 | wake up with you on Christmas morning. | wake up with you on Christmas morning. |
76 | 00:06:05,320 | 00:06:08,369 | And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, | And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, |
77 | 00:06:08,370 | 00:06:10,370 | I'll never bring it up again. | I'll never bring it up again. |
78 | 00:06:12,620 | 00:06:14,869 | - Deal. | - Deal. |
79 | 00:06:14,870 | 00:06:16,790 | Yeah. - Mm. | Yeah. - Mm. |
80 | 00:06:59,290 | 00:07:00,539 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
81 | 00:07:00,540 | 00:07:01,749 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
82 | 00:07:01,750 | 00:07:02,919 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
83 | 00:07:02,920 | 00:07:05,049 | - What's going on in here? | - What's going on in here? |
84 | 00:07:05,050 | 00:07:08,719 | - I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got... | - I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got... |
85 | 00:07:08,720 | 00:07:10,679 | very excited about Christmas. | very excited about Christmas. |
86 | 00:07:10,680 | 00:07:15,059 | - Oh... baby, you don't-- You don't have to come with me. | - Oh... baby, you don't-- You don't have to come with me. |
87 | 00:07:15,060 | 00:07:16,229 | - Well, I want to. - No. | - Well, I want to. - No. |
88 | 00:07:16,230 | 00:07:18,019 | No, no, no, no, I-- | No, no, no, no, I-- |
89 | 00:07:18,020 | 00:07:20,189 | I feel like I really put you on the spot last night, | I feel like I really put you on the spot last night, |
90 | 00:07:20,190 | 00:07:22,729 | and I understand how you feel about Christmas | and I understand how you feel about Christmas |
91 | 00:07:22,730 | 00:07:24,819 | because you lost your parents, and you just don't have-- | because you lost your parents, and you just don't have-- |
92 | 00:07:24,820 | 00:07:26,949 | - No, no, no, I-I genuinely want to go. | - No, no, no, I-I genuinely want to go. |
93 | 00:07:26,950 | 00:07:28,859 | - Uh-huh. | - Uh-huh. |
94 | 00:07:28,860 | 00:07:31,909 | - I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person. | - I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person. |
95 | 00:07:31,910 | 00:07:33,619 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
96 | 00:07:33,620 | 00:07:36,369 | But who's gonna look after all those pets? | But who's gonna look after all those pets? |
97 | 00:07:36,370 | 00:07:38,370 | - John's gonna cover for me. | - John's gonna cover for me. |
98 | 00:07:42,840 | 00:07:45,049 | I know why you're worried. | I know why you're worried. |
99 | 00:07:45,050 | 00:07:47,169 | But don't be. | But don't be. |
100 | 00:07:47,170 | 00:07:49,339 | I'm all in on Christmas. | I'm all in on Christmas. |
101 | 00:07:50,970 | 00:07:52,969 | - Hmm? - Good. | - Hmm? - Good. |
102 | 00:07:52,970 | 00:07:54,560 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
103 | 00:07:56,680 | 00:07:58,309 | So, for the cat, you can go every other day, | So, for the cat, you can go every other day, |
104 | 00:07:58,310 | 00:08:00,439 | but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night. | but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night. |
105 | 00:08:00,440 | 00:08:01,859 | - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Oh, and the apartment on Butler | - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Oh, and the apartment on Butler |
106 | 00:08:01,860 | 00:08:03,729 | has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it, | has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it, |
107 | 00:08:03,730 | 00:08:05,899 | it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that. | it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that. |
108 | 00:08:05,900 | 00:08:07,689 | - Yes. - What are you doing on your phone? | - Yes. - What are you doing on your phone? |
109 | 00:08:07,690 | 00:08:10,239 | - I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, | - I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, |
110 | 00:08:10,240 | 00:08:12,239 | so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. | so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. |
111 | 00:08:12,240 | 00:08:14,159 | - You're tracking him? - Yeah. I track everybody. | - You're tracking him? - Yeah. I track everybody. |
112 | 00:08:14,160 | 00:08:16,579 | If the NSA can do it, so can I. | If the NSA can do it, so can I. |
113 | 00:08:16,580 | 00:08:18,260 | And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying? | And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying? |
114 | 00:08:19,290 | 00:08:20,749 | - I wrote it all down. | - I wrote it all down. |
115 | 00:08:20,750 | 00:08:22,249 | They're really specific directions, | They're really specific directions, |
116 | 00:08:22,250 | 00:08:24,089 | but if you need anything, you can obviously call me. | but if you need anything, you can obviously call me. |
117 | 00:08:24,090 | 00:08:25,299 | - Abigail, don't worry. | - Abigail, don't worry. |
118 | 00:08:25,300 | 00:08:28,379 | I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors. | I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors. |
119 | 00:08:28,380 | 00:08:31,049 | I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days. | I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days. |
120 | 00:08:31,050 | 00:08:33,179 | It's... it's five days. | It's... it's five days. |
121 | 00:08:33,180 | 00:08:34,180 | Five days. That's what I said. | Five days. That's what I said. |
122 | 00:08:34,180 | 00:08:35,180 | - Refill? - Hi. | - Refill? - Hi. |
123 | 00:08:35,181 | 00:08:38,349 | And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time-- | And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time-- |
124 | 00:08:38,350 | 00:08:39,559 | - What is Ultrasuede? | - What is Ultrasuede? |
125 | 00:08:39,560 | 00:08:42,809 | - Ultrasuede is, like, a water-resistant fabric. | - Ultrasuede is, like, a water-resistant fabric. |
126 | 00:08:42,810 | 00:08:44,229 | - Hello. | - Hello. |
127 | 00:08:44,230 | 00:08:45,769 | - What are we doing here? | - What are we doing here? |
128 | 00:08:45,770 | 00:08:47,229 | - Hi. Can I help you? | - Hi. Can I help you? |
129 | 00:08:47,230 | 00:08:48,899 | - Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland. | - Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland. |
130 | 00:08:48,900 | 00:08:50,739 | - Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here. | - Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here. |
131 | 00:08:50,740 | 00:08:52,909 | I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne. | I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne. |
132 | 00:08:52,910 | 00:08:54,699 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
133 | 00:08:54,700 | 00:08:55,829 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
134 | 00:08:55,830 | 00:08:57,700 | I love champagne. | I love champagne. |
135 | 00:08:58,950 | 00:09:00,620 | - Here we are. | - Here we are. |
136 | 00:09:01,580 | 00:09:02,860 | May I? - Yeah, of course. Thanks. | May I? - Yeah, of course. Thanks. |
137 | 00:09:08,590 | 00:09:10,419 | There it is. | There it is. |
138 | 00:09:10,420 | 00:09:12,050 | - No. | - No. |
139 | 00:09:13,760 | 00:09:15,679 | Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. | Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. |
140 | 00:09:15,680 | 00:09:17,469 | Why do you want to ruin that | Why do you want to ruin that |
141 | 00:09:17,470 | 00:09:19,889 | by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions | by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions |
142 | 00:09:19,890 | 00:09:22,099 | in the history of the human race? | in the history of the human race? |
143 | 00:09:22,100 | 00:09:23,849 | - Because I want to marry her. | - Because I want to marry her. |
144 | 00:09:23,850 | 00:09:26,649 | - Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing | - Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing |
145 | 00:09:26,650 | 00:09:28,899 | is tricking the woman you claim to love | is tricking the woman you claim to love |
146 | 00:09:28,900 | 00:09:31,439 | by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity | by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity |
147 | 00:09:31,440 | 00:09:33,319 | and trying to make her your property. | and trying to make her your property. |
148 | 00:09:33,320 | 00:09:35,779 | She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate. | She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate. |
149 | 00:09:35,780 | 00:09:37,159 | She's a human being. | She's a human being. |
150 | 00:09:37,160 | 00:09:38,539 | - No, it's not about owning her. | - No, it's not about owning her. |
151 | 00:09:38,540 | 00:09:40,079 | It's about building a life with her. | It's about building a life with her. |
152 | 00:09:40,080 | 00:09:44,670 | She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. | She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. |
153 | 00:09:46,000 | 00:09:49,089 | - I suppose that's one way of looking at it. | - I suppose that's one way of looking at it. |
154 | 00:09:49,090 | 00:09:51,090 | So, when are you gonna ask her? | So, when are you gonna ask her? |
155 | 00:09:52,670 | 00:09:54,589 | - I was thinking of doing it on New Year's, | - I was thinking of doing it on New Year's, |
156 | 00:09:54,590 | 00:09:56,719 | but now that I'm going home with her... | but now that I'm going home with her... |
157 | 00:09:56,720 | 00:09:58,759 | I understand this is very old-fashioned, | I understand this is very old-fashioned, |
158 | 00:09:58,760 | 00:10:00,849 | but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing | but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing |
159 | 00:10:00,850 | 00:10:02,850 | and propose on Christmas morning. | and propose on Christmas morning. |
160 | 00:10:04,230 | 00:10:07,979 | - I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? | - I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? |
161 | 00:10:11,360 | 00:10:13,189 | Way to stick it to the patriarchy. | Way to stick it to the patriarchy. |
162 | 00:10:13,190 | 00:10:15,159 | Really well done. | Really well done. |
163 | 00:10:27,960 | 00:10:29,339 | God, I'm so excited. | God, I'm so excited. |
164 | 00:10:29,340 | 00:10:32,459 | I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. | I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. |
165 | 00:10:32,460 | 00:10:36,259 | I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years. | I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years. |
166 | 00:10:36,260 | 00:10:38,679 | Also, a fact you don't know about me: | Also, a fact you don't know about me: |
167 | 00:10:38,680 | 00:10:41,429 | I am actually very good with parents. | I am actually very good with parents. |
168 | 00:10:41,430 | 00:10:44,139 | - Okay, there's something that we should talk about | - Okay, there's something that we should talk about |
169 | 00:10:44,140 | 00:10:45,729 | before we get to my parents' house. | before we get to my parents' house. |
170 | 00:10:45,730 | 00:10:46,809 | - What is it? | - What is it? |
171 | 00:10:46,810 | 00:10:48,809 | - Do you remember this summer | - Do you remember this summer |
172 | 00:10:48,810 | 00:10:53,029 | when I came out to my parents and told them we were together | when I came out to my parents and told them we were together |
173 | 00:10:53,030 | 00:10:55,239 | and they took it really well? | and they took it really well? |
174 | 00:10:55,240 | 00:10:56,949 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
175 | 00:10:56,950 | 00:11:01,369 | - Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate. | - Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate. |
176 | 00:11:01,370 | 00:11:03,789 | - They didn't take it well? | - They didn't take it well? |
177 | 00:11:03,790 | 00:11:05,829 | - No. No, no. | - No. No, no. |
178 | 00:11:05,830 | 00:11:08,329 | Um... | Um... |
179 | 00:11:08,330 | 00:11:10,340 | I didn't tell them. | I didn't tell them. |
180 | 00:11:12,800 | 00:11:15,129 | I was going to, and then Dad told us | I was going to, and then Dad told us |
181 | 00:11:15,130 | 00:11:16,929 | that he was running for mayor, | that he was running for mayor, |
182 | 00:11:16,930 | 00:11:19,259 | and it just didn't feel like the right time, | and it just didn't feel like the right time, |
183 | 00:11:19,260 | 00:11:22,099 | and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor, | and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor, |
184 | 00:11:22,100 | 00:11:24,559 | and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, | and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, |
185 | 00:11:24,560 | 00:11:27,689 | which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just-- | which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just-- |
186 | 00:11:27,690 | 00:11:30,059 | I know that if I tell them now, | I know that if I tell them now, |
187 | 00:11:30,060 | 00:11:33,399 | their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, | their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, |
188 | 00:11:33,400 | 00:11:35,899 | and I-I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair. | and I-I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair. |
189 | 00:11:35,900 | 00:11:37,649 | To you or to us. | To you or to us. |
190 | 00:11:37,650 | 00:11:39,319 | - Then why did you invite me? | - Then why did you invite me? |
191 | 00:11:39,320 | 00:11:43,739 | - Because we were just having such a special night, and... | - Because we were just having such a special night, and... |
192 | 00:11:43,740 | 00:11:47,579 | and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you | and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you |
193 | 00:11:47,580 | 00:11:51,249 | and-and I want to give you such a great Christmas. | and-and I want to give you such a great Christmas. |
194 | 00:11:51,250 | 00:11:53,669 | - You're off to a really great start. | - You're off to a really great start. |
195 | 00:11:53,670 | 00:11:54,839 | - I'm so sorry. | - I'm so sorry. |
196 | 00:11:54,840 | 00:11:56,879 | - So, who do they think I am? | - So, who do they think I am? |
197 | 00:11:56,880 | 00:11:58,339 | - My roommate. | - My roommate. |
198 | 00:11:58,340 | 00:12:00,299 | - They don't think it's weird that you're bringing | - They don't think it's weird that you're bringing |
199 | 00:12:00,300 | 00:12:02,049 | your roommate home for Christmas? | your roommate home for Christmas? |
200 | 00:12:02,050 | 00:12:04,809 | - No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go | - No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go |
201 | 00:12:04,810 | 00:12:08,889 | because your parents are no longer with us. | because your parents are no longer with us. |
202 | 00:12:08,890 | 00:12:10,229 | - I'm not going. | - I'm not going. |
203 | 00:12:10,230 | 00:12:14,229 | - Look, this is actually a really good opportunity | - Look, this is actually a really good opportunity |
204 | 00:12:14,230 | 00:12:19,489 | for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are. | for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are. |
205 | 00:12:19,490 | 00:12:21,489 | You said it yourself, you're great with parents, | You said it yourself, you're great with parents, |
206 | 00:12:21,490 | 00:12:24,529 | so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you, | so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you, |
207 | 00:12:24,530 | 00:12:27,790 | and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them. | and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them. |
208 | 00:12:29,660 | 00:12:31,670 | Look... | Look... |
209 | 00:12:34,000 | 00:12:37,129 | I get it, okay? | I get it, okay? |
210 | 00:12:37,130 | 00:12:40,219 | I am asking a lot of you. | I am asking a lot of you. |
211 | 00:12:40,220 | 00:12:42,889 | But I promise I will tell them everything | But I promise I will tell them everything |
212 | 00:12:42,890 | 00:12:44,890 | after the holidays. | after the holidays. |
213 | 00:12:52,520 | 00:12:54,150 | - Okay, we can do this. | - Okay, we can do this. |
214 | 00:12:57,230 | 00:12:58,899 | It's five days. | It's five days. |
215 | 00:12:58,900 | 00:13:00,739 | How bad can it be? | How bad can it be? |
216 | 00:13:12,920 | 00:13:15,169 | Should I have some sort of cover story or something? | Should I have some sort of cover story or something? |
217 | 00:13:15,170 | 00:13:16,339 | Oh, no, no. | Oh, no, no. |
218 | 00:13:16,340 | 00:13:17,959 | Just be you. - Okay. | Just be you. - Okay. |
219 | 00:13:17,960 | 00:13:19,709 | - I mean, but don't, you know, | - I mean, but don't, you know, |
220 | 00:13:19,710 | 00:13:22,299 | say that we're together, obviously, and, um... | say that we're together, obviously, and, um... |
221 | 00:13:22,300 | 00:13:26,679 | you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um... | you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um... |
222 | 00:13:26,680 | 00:13:28,219 | - Gay? - Yeah. | - Gay? - Yeah. |
223 | 00:13:28,220 | 00:13:31,139 | Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it. | Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it. |
224 | 00:13:31,140 | 00:13:32,439 | But don't lie. | But don't lie. |
225 | 00:13:32,440 | 00:13:34,399 | You're a very bad liar. | You're a very bad liar. |
226 | 00:13:34,400 | 00:13:35,650 | - No, I'm not. | - No, I'm not. |
227 | 00:13:37,270 | 00:13:39,609 | - Hi! - Hi. | - Hi! - Hi. |
228 | 00:13:39,610 | 00:13:41,109 | - Wait. | - Wait. |
229 | 00:13:41,110 | 00:13:42,489 | Mom, what are you doing? | Mom, what are you doing? |
230 | 00:13:42,490 | 00:13:45,239 | - I started an Instagram feed | - I started an Instagram feed |
231 | 00:13:45,240 | 00:13:49,039 | for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. | for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. |
232 | 00:13:49,040 | 00:13:50,829 | Your mother's going viral! | Your mother's going viral! |
233 | 00:13:52,460 | 00:13:53,579 | Hi! | Hi! |
234 | 00:13:53,580 | 00:13:55,169 | Aw. | Aw. |
235 | 00:13:55,170 | 00:13:57,129 | - Look at you. | - Look at you. |
236 | 00:13:57,130 | 00:14:01,509 | You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you. | You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you. |
237 | 00:14:01,510 | 00:14:03,929 | Mom, stop. | Mom, stop. |
238 | 00:14:03,930 | 00:14:05,429 | - Did you bring concealer? | - Did you bring concealer? |
239 | 00:14:05,430 | 00:14:07,139 | - Yeah. This is Abby. | - Yeah. This is Abby. |
240 | 00:14:07,140 | 00:14:08,559 | - Hi, Abby. | - Hi, Abby. |
241 | 00:14:08,560 | 00:14:10,179 | It is so nice to meet you. | It is so nice to meet you. |
242 | 00:14:10,180 | 00:14:11,599 | - It's so nice to meet you, too. | - It's so nice to meet you, too. |
243 | 00:14:11,600 | 00:14:12,849 | Thank you for having me here. | Thank you for having me here. |
244 | 00:14:12,850 | 00:14:14,269 | - It is nothing. | - It is nothing. |
245 | 00:14:14,270 | 00:14:18,649 | Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need. | Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need. |
246 | 00:14:18,650 | 00:14:20,069 | - Where is Dad? | - Where is Dad? |
247 | 00:14:20,070 | 00:14:22,439 | - Uh, he's on a call. - Oh, okay. Well-- | - Uh, he's on a call. - Oh, okay. Well-- |
248 | 00:14:22,440 | 00:14:24,149 | Harper! | Harper! |
249 | 00:14:24,150 | 00:14:26,409 | Oh, Jane. | Oh, Jane. |
250 | 00:14:26,410 | 00:14:28,159 | Oh, I have asked you not to do that. | Oh, I have asked you not to do that. |
251 | 00:14:28,160 | 00:14:29,659 | - I know. I didn't listen. | - I know. I didn't listen. |
252 | 00:14:29,660 | 00:14:31,489 | - Oh. Yay! - Oh. | - Oh. Yay! - Oh. |
253 | 00:14:31,490 | 00:14:33,249 | I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are. | I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are. |
254 | 00:14:33,250 | 00:14:34,829 | - Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second | - Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second |
255 | 00:14:34,830 | 00:14:36,209 | to see my little sis. - Oh, what's this? | to see my little sis. - Oh, what's this? |
256 | 00:14:36,210 | 00:14:37,749 | - Oh, I was changing the air filters. - It's sticky. | - Oh, I was changing the air filters. - It's sticky. |
257 | 00:14:37,750 | 00:14:39,749 | - Thank you, Jane. | - Thank you, Jane. |
258 | 00:14:39,750 | 00:14:41,459 | Yeah, hi. You must be Abby. | Yeah, hi. You must be Abby. |
259 | 00:14:41,460 | 00:14:44,219 | - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - You, too. | - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - You, too. |
260 | 00:14:44,220 | 00:14:45,840 | Um... | Um... |
261 | 00:14:47,260 | 00:14:50,049 | I'm so sorry about your parents. | I'm so sorry about your parents. |
262 | 00:14:50,050 | 00:14:51,469 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
263 | 00:14:51,470 | 00:14:53,470 | - Uh, it-it ha-- It happened a long time ago. | - Uh, it-it ha-- It happened a long time ago. |
264 | 00:14:54,850 | 00:14:56,439 | - You're so brave. | - You're so brave. |
265 | 00:14:56,440 | 00:14:57,939 | - Oh. - You don't need to be. | - Oh. - You don't need to be. |
266 | 00:14:57,940 | 00:14:59,399 | - Jane. - Mom, can you just-- | - Jane. - Mom, can you just-- |
267 | 00:14:59,400 | 00:15:00,939 | Okay. That's enough, Jane. | Okay. That's enough, Jane. |
268 | 00:15:00,940 | 00:15:03,529 | - Jane, too much. Too much. - You're always safe with-- | - Jane, too much. Too much. - You're always safe with-- |
269 | 00:15:03,530 | 00:15:06,109 | - So, this is our living room. | - So, this is our living room. |
270 | 00:15:06,110 | 00:15:07,989 | - Wow, that's a beautiful piano. | - Wow, that's a beautiful piano. |
271 | 00:15:07,990 | 00:15:09,319 | - Isn't it? | - Isn't it? |
272 | 00:15:09,320 | 00:15:11,369 | Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered | Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered |
273 | 00:15:11,370 | 00:15:13,539 | to learn to play it, but it does look nice. | to learn to play it, but it does look nice. |
274 | 00:15:13,540 | 00:15:15,499 | - I took lessons for eight years. | - I took lessons for eight years. |
275 | 00:15:15,500 | 00:15:17,169 | And this is the den. | And this is the den. |
276 | 00:15:17,170 | 00:15:18,999 | - You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right? | - You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right? |
277 | 00:15:19,000 | 00:15:20,039 | Perfect. | Perfect. |
278 | 00:15:20,040 | 00:15:21,709 | Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later. | Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later. |
279 | 00:15:21,710 | 00:15:23,339 | My daughter just arrived. | My daughter just arrived. |
280 | 00:15:23,340 | 00:15:25,169 | There she is, my perfect girl. | There she is, my perfect girl. |
281 | 00:15:25,170 | 00:15:27,299 | - Hi, Dad. - Oh, look at you. | - Hi, Dad. - Oh, look at you. |
282 | 00:15:27,300 | 00:15:29,889 | Oh! | Oh! |
283 | 00:15:29,890 | 00:15:32,309 | - Hi, Dad. - Jane, glad you're here. | - Hi, Dad. - Jane, glad you're here. |
284 | 00:15:32,310 | 00:15:34,599 | The Internet has been a little spotty. | The Internet has been a little spotty. |
285 | 00:15:34,600 | 00:15:36,599 | - Ugh, not again. | - Ugh, not again. |
286 | 00:15:36,600 | 00:15:39,229 | - Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend. | - Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend. |
287 | 00:15:39,230 | 00:15:40,979 | - Oh. - This is Abby. | - Oh. - This is Abby. |
288 | 00:15:40,980 | 00:15:42,729 | - Yes, of course. - Hey, sir. | - Yes, of course. - Hey, sir. |
289 | 00:15:42,730 | 00:15:44,359 | Terrible. | Terrible. |
290 | 00:15:44,360 | 00:15:46,489 | There, there. | There, there. |
291 | 00:15:46,490 | 00:15:48,279 | Harper, I read your piece about that senator. | Harper, I read your piece about that senator. |
292 | 00:15:48,280 | 00:15:49,699 | He's got to resign, right? | He's got to resign, right? |
293 | 00:15:49,700 | 00:15:51,489 | Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time. | Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time. |
294 | 00:15:51,490 | 00:15:53,949 | - That was a good piece. - Aw. | - That was a good piece. - Aw. |
295 | 00:15:53,950 | 00:15:54,950 | Thanks, Dad. | Thanks, Dad. |
296 | 00:15:54,951 | 00:15:56,579 | - You know what was really good? | - You know what was really good? |
297 | 00:15:56,580 | 00:15:58,959 | Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving. | Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving. |
298 | 00:15:58,960 | 00:16:01,379 | - Oh, thank you. You-you know, that speech wasn't scripted. | - Oh, thank you. You-you know, that speech wasn't scripted. |
299 | 00:16:01,380 | 00:16:02,959 | I ju-- It just came to me. | I ju-- It just came to me. |
300 | 00:16:02,960 | 00:16:04,589 | - You could tell. I mean, you were very-- | - You could tell. I mean, you were very-- |
301 | 00:16:04,590 | 00:16:06,419 | Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue. | Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue. |
302 | 00:16:06,420 | 00:16:08,509 | - Okay. Bye. - See you later. | - Okay. Bye. - See you later. |
303 | 00:16:08,510 | 00:16:11,049 | - And this is Sloane's room. | - And this is Sloane's room. |
304 | 00:16:11,050 | 00:16:13,299 | She's my eldest. | She's my eldest. |
305 | 00:16:13,300 | 00:16:14,719 | - That's a lot of trophies. | - That's a lot of trophies. |
306 | 00:16:14,720 | 00:16:16,059 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
307 | 00:16:16,060 | 00:16:17,729 | She was brilliant. | She was brilliant. |
308 | 00:16:17,730 | 00:16:19,439 | She and her husband Eric-- | She and her husband Eric-- |
309 | 00:16:19,440 | 00:16:22,309 | he graduated top of his class at Yale-- | he graduated top of his class at Yale-- |
310 | 00:16:22,310 | 00:16:25,019 | were very successful attorneys, | were very successful attorneys, |
311 | 00:16:25,020 | 00:16:28,779 | but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins, | but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins, |
312 | 00:16:28,780 | 00:16:32,570 | and now they make gift baskets. | and now they make gift baskets. |
313 | 00:16:35,120 | 00:16:36,659 | Which is great. | Which is great. |
314 | 00:16:36,660 | 00:16:38,119 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
315 | 00:16:38,120 | 00:16:40,710 | What'd I miss? | What'd I miss? |
316 | 00:16:44,090 | 00:16:45,749 | - Wow. | - Wow. |
317 | 00:16:45,750 | 00:16:48,169 | I know, right? | I know, right? |
318 | 00:16:48,170 | 00:16:50,009 | Ugh, is it hot in here, | Ugh, is it hot in here, |
319 | 00:16:50,010 | 00:16:51,759 | - or is it just him? - Okay. | - or is it just him? - Okay. |
320 | 00:16:51,760 | 00:16:53,429 | - Yummy, yummy, yummy. - Okay. | - Yummy, yummy, yummy. - Okay. |
321 | 00:16:53,430 | 00:16:55,759 | - No. Jane. No. - Num, num. | - No. Jane. No. - Num, num. |
322 | 00:16:55,760 | 00:16:57,269 | Mom, I thought you were gonna | Mom, I thought you were gonna |
323 | 00:16:57,270 | 00:16:58,979 | turn this room into your office. | turn this room into your office. |
324 | 00:16:58,980 | 00:17:01,229 | - Men need offices, dear. | - Men need offices, dear. |
325 | 00:17:01,230 | 00:17:05,649 | Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor! | Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor! |
326 | 00:17:05,650 | 00:17:08,649 | I asked you to put this away. | I asked you to put this away. |
327 | 00:17:08,650 | 00:17:10,529 | You know, he's still single. | You know, he's still single. |
328 | 00:17:10,530 | 00:17:12,489 | - Okay, Mom, stop, please. - Mm. | - Okay, Mom, stop, please. - Mm. |
329 | 00:17:12,490 | 00:17:14,239 | Do you have a boyfriend, Abby? | Do you have a boyfriend, Abby? |
330 | 00:17:14,240 | 00:17:15,319 | - No. | - No. |
331 | 00:17:15,320 | 00:17:16,619 | But I have. | But I have. |
332 | 00:17:16,620 | 00:17:18,699 | 'Cause... I have had many. | 'Cause... I have had many. |
333 | 00:17:18,700 | 00:17:22,499 | Um, but-but not too many; an-an appropriate amount. | Um, but-but not too many; an-an appropriate amount. |
334 | 00:17:22,500 | 00:17:24,539 | I actually just went through a breakup. | I actually just went through a breakup. |
335 | 00:17:24,540 | 00:17:26,919 | - Oh, no. - Abby. | - Oh, no. - Abby. |
336 | 00:17:26,920 | 00:17:28,589 | Yeah, with, um... | Yeah, with, um... |
337 | 00:17:28,590 | 00:17:31,169 | He was a-- He was a milk... man. | He was a-- He was a milk... man. |
338 | 00:17:31,170 | 00:17:34,049 | - Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now. | - Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now. |
339 | 00:17:34,050 | 00:17:37,719 | - Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room. | - Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room. |
340 | 00:17:37,720 | 00:17:40,639 | - What, is she not gonna stay up here with me? | - What, is she not gonna stay up here with me? |
341 | 00:17:40,640 | 00:17:44,899 | - Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed. | - Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed. |
342 | 00:17:44,900 | 00:17:46,809 | Harper. | Harper. |
343 | 00:17:46,810 | 00:17:50,149 | - No, A-Abby will stay in Jane's old room. | - No, A-Abby will stay in Jane's old room. |
344 | 00:17:50,150 | 00:17:51,609 | - Oh, oh, I could show it to her. - Okay. | - Oh, oh, I could show it to her. - Okay. |
345 | 00:17:51,610 | 00:17:52,819 | I could take her down. Yeah, let's go. | I could take her down. Yeah, let's go. |
346 | 00:17:52,820 | 00:17:55,159 | - Settle down. - I'm settled! | - Settle down. - I'm settled! |
347 | 00:17:55,160 | 00:17:57,740 | Okay. | Okay. |
348 | 00:17:59,910 | 00:18:01,289 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
349 | 00:18:01,290 | 00:18:02,789 | Your room's in the basement. | Your room's in the basement. |
350 | 00:18:02,790 | 00:18:04,289 | Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. | Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. |
351 | 00:18:04,290 | 00:18:07,629 | They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up. | They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up. |
352 | 00:18:07,630 | 00:18:09,920 | Behold. | Behold. |
353 | 00:18:12,130 | 00:18:13,759 | Cool, huh? | Cool, huh? |
354 | 00:18:13,760 | 00:18:15,009 | - It's very cool. | - It's very cool. |
355 | 00:18:15,010 | 00:18:17,089 | - It's my room. | - It's my room. |
356 | 00:18:17,090 | 00:18:18,809 | - Is everything okay? | - Is everything okay? |
357 | 00:18:18,810 | 00:18:20,179 | - Yeah. Yeah. Really good. | - Yeah. Yeah. Really good. |
358 | 00:18:20,180 | 00:18:21,929 | - No, not you. No. - Oh. | - No, not you. No. - Oh. |
359 | 00:18:21,930 | 00:18:23,429 | - Yeah. - Thank you, Jane. | - Yeah. - Thank you, Jane. |
360 | 00:18:23,430 | 00:18:27,019 | Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner? | Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner? |
361 | 00:18:27,020 | 00:18:28,609 | Okay. | Okay. |
362 | 00:18:28,610 | 00:18:30,779 | Don't have any fun without me. | Don't have any fun without me. |
363 | 00:18:30,780 | 00:18:33,149 | - Yeah. - Bye. | - Yeah. - Bye. |
364 | 00:18:33,150 | 00:18:35,489 | - I'm sorry about all this mess. | - I'm sorry about all this mess. |
365 | 00:18:35,490 | 00:18:37,319 | What? No, this is so nice. | What? No, this is so nice. |
366 | 00:18:37,320 | 00:18:39,909 | - Better than your room at the orphanage? | - Better than your room at the orphanage? |
367 | 00:18:39,910 | 00:18:42,249 | - Oh, I-I wasn't in an orphanage, | - Oh, I-I wasn't in an orphanage, |
368 | 00:18:42,250 | 00:18:44,959 | 'cause I-I was 19 when my parents died. | 'cause I-I was 19 when my parents died. |
369 | 00:18:44,960 | 00:18:47,209 | - Oh. One of the lucky ones. | - Oh. One of the lucky ones. |
370 | 00:18:47,210 | 00:18:48,379 | - Well... | - Well... |
371 | 00:18:48,380 | 00:18:50,289 | I'll let you settle in. | I'll let you settle in. |
372 | 00:18:50,290 | 00:18:52,459 | We leave for dinner at 6:45. | We leave for dinner at 6:45. |
373 | 00:18:52,460 | 00:18:53,669 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
374 | 00:18:53,670 | 00:18:55,759 | - Oh, there's no lock on this door. | - Oh, there's no lock on this door. |
375 | 00:18:55,760 | 00:18:58,009 | We had it removed because Jane was always scared | We had it removed because Jane was always scared |
376 | 00:18:58,010 | 00:19:00,509 | that we would lock her in. | that we would lock her in. |
377 | 00:19:00,510 | 00:19:02,679 | But don't worry, you'll have total privacy. | But don't worry, you'll have total privacy. |
378 | 00:19:02,680 | 00:19:04,479 | - Okay. Thank you. | - Okay. Thank you. |
379 | 00:19:04,480 | 00:19:05,980 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
380 | 00:19:14,320 | 00:19:15,740 | - Milady. - Thank you. | - Milady. - Thank you. |
381 | 00:19:16,780 | 00:19:18,159 | Is this all right? | Is this all right? |
382 | 00:19:18,160 | 00:19:19,739 | This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you. | This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you. |
383 | 00:19:19,740 | 00:19:22,289 | - Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair. | - Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair. |
384 | 00:19:22,290 | 00:19:23,579 | I'll have one brought over. | I'll have one brought over. |
385 | 00:19:23,580 | 00:19:25,289 | - Oh, who else is joining us? | - Oh, who else is joining us? |
386 | 00:19:25,290 | 00:19:27,039 | - Hey, guys. How's it going? | - Hey, guys. How's it going? |
387 | 00:19:27,040 | 00:19:29,879 | - Connor! How funny to see you here. | - Connor! How funny to see you here. |
388 | 00:19:29,880 | 00:19:31,129 | You told me to be here at 7:00, right? | You told me to be here at 7:00, right? |
389 | 00:19:31,130 | 00:19:32,749 | Shh. Oh, wow. Hey. How you doing? | Shh. Oh, wow. Hey. How you doing? |
390 | 00:19:32,750 | 00:19:34,339 | Great to see you, Connor. | Great to see you, Connor. |
391 | 00:19:34,340 | 00:19:35,379 | - Hey, Ted. How you doing? - Great. | - Hey, Ted. How you doing? - Great. |
392 | 00:19:35,380 | 00:19:37,129 | - Hi, Connor. - Hi, Jane. | - Hi, Connor. - Hi, Jane. |
393 | 00:19:37,130 | 00:19:38,429 | Hi. It's been a minute. - Hi. | Hi. It's been a minute. - Hi. |
394 | 00:19:38,430 | 00:19:39,589 | - How are you? - Yeah. Hey. | - How are you? - Yeah. Hey. |
395 | 00:19:39,590 | 00:19:41,599 | - Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby. | - Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby. |
396 | 00:19:41,600 | 00:19:43,219 | - Oh, hey. Connor. - Hey. - She's an orphan. | - Oh, hey. Connor. - Hey. - She's an orphan. |
397 | 00:19:43,220 | 00:19:45,139 | - Oh, um, I'm so sorry. - Jane. | - Oh, um, I'm so sorry. - Jane. |
398 | 00:19:45,140 | 00:19:46,389 | I-- - What? - What are you doing? | I-- - What? - What are you doing? |
399 | 00:19:46,390 | 00:19:47,559 | - She is. - No, it's-it's-- | - She is. - No, it's-it's-- |
400 | 00:19:47,560 | 00:19:48,560 | - It's all we have. | - It's all we have. |
401 | 00:19:48,561 | 00:19:49,769 | All right. | All right. |
402 | 00:19:49,770 | 00:19:51,399 | Thank you. Let's all take a seat. | Thank you. Let's all take a seat. |
403 | 00:19:55,990 | 00:19:57,989 | Do you want to switch? - No. | Do you want to switch? - No. |
404 | 00:19:57,990 | 00:20:00,159 | No, this is perfect. - Okay. | No, this is perfect. - Okay. |
405 | 00:20:00,160 | 00:20:02,159 | And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers | And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers |
406 | 00:20:02,160 | 00:20:05,159 | discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork | discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork |
407 | 00:20:05,160 | 00:20:08,329 | was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel | was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel |
408 | 00:20:08,330 | 00:20:10,119 | but with less arms and more powers. | but with less arms and more powers. |
409 | 00:20:10,120 | 00:20:11,419 | - Oh, wow. | - Oh, wow. |
410 | 00:20:11,420 | 00:20:12,839 | That's amazing. It really is. | That's amazing. It really is. |
411 | 00:20:12,840 | 00:20:14,999 | - Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book. | - Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book. |
412 | 00:20:15,000 | 00:20:16,049 | It's been like ten years. | It's been like ten years. |
413 | 00:20:16,050 | 00:20:17,669 | - Takes a long time to build a world. | - Takes a long time to build a world. |
414 | 00:20:17,670 | 00:20:21,179 | - You know what I was thinking about the other day? | - You know what I was thinking about the other day? |
415 | 00:20:21,180 | 00:20:23,719 | I was thinking about that trip | I was thinking about that trip |
416 | 00:20:23,720 | 00:20:26,269 | that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole | that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole |
417 | 00:20:26,270 | 00:20:28,599 | - when Harper got chicken pox. - Oh, yeah. | - when Harper got chicken pox. - Oh, yeah. |
418 | 00:20:28,600 | 00:20:29,809 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
419 | 00:20:29,810 | 00:20:31,189 | - Harper told me this story. | - Harper told me this story. |
420 | 00:20:31,190 | 00:20:35,319 | - Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor. | - Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor. |
421 | 00:20:35,320 | 00:20:36,609 | Yes, she did. | Yes, she did. |
422 | 00:20:36,610 | 00:20:38,109 | - Very quickly. - The two of them | - Very quickly. - The two of them |
423 | 00:20:38,110 | 00:20:40,069 | didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip, | didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip, |
424 | 00:20:40,070 | 00:20:41,529 | if I remember correctly. No. - Oh, my goodness. | if I remember correctly. No. - Oh, my goodness. |
425 | 00:20:41,530 | 00:20:43,699 | - Literally in a cabin running a fever. | - Literally in a cabin running a fever. |
426 | 00:20:43,700 | 00:20:44,949 | - Yeah. - Together. | - Yeah. - Together. |
427 | 00:20:44,950 | 00:20:46,789 | - Together. Yep, yep. - Really laughing a lot. | - Together. Yep, yep. - Really laughing a lot. |
428 | 00:20:46,790 | 00:20:48,539 | ||
429 | 00:20:48,540 | 00:20:50,369 | Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really, | Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really, |
430 | 00:20:50,370 | 00:20:51,919 | really loved going on those trips. - Fun. | really loved going on those trips. - Fun. |
431 | 00:20:51,920 | 00:20:53,789 | - Well, we loved having you, son. - That was lovely. | - Well, we loved having you, son. - That was lovely. |
432 | 00:20:53,790 | 00:20:55,249 | - Should we go to the ladies' room? | - Should we go to the ladies' room? |
433 | 00:20:55,250 | 00:20:58,009 | - Oh, I-I would hate to miss some of these stories. | - Oh, I-I would hate to miss some of these stories. |
434 | 00:20:58,010 | 00:21:00,090 | - No, we'll be quick. | - No, we'll be quick. |
435 | 00:21:03,340 | 00:21:05,969 | I am so sorry. | I am so sorry. |
436 | 00:21:05,970 | 00:21:07,929 | I had no idea he was gonna be here. | I had no idea he was gonna be here. |
437 | 00:21:07,930 | 00:21:09,389 | I swear. | I swear. |
438 | 00:21:09,390 | 00:21:11,349 | - It's funny, I remember you telling me that story. | - It's funny, I remember you telling me that story. |
439 | 00:21:11,350 | 00:21:13,189 | I think you just forgot to mention that Connor | I think you just forgot to mention that Connor |
440 | 00:21:13,190 | 00:21:15,019 | - was also there. - I know. | - was also there. - I know. |
441 | 00:21:15,020 | 00:21:18,939 | I-I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story. | I-I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story. |
442 | 00:21:18,940 | 00:21:22,609 | Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that | Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that |
443 | 00:21:22,610 | 00:21:25,450 | nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay? | nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay? |
444 | 00:21:26,990 | 00:21:29,119 | - You can be totally honest with me. | - You can be totally honest with me. |
445 | 00:21:29,120 | 00:21:30,539 | Like, about anything. | Like, about anything. |
446 | 00:21:30,540 | 00:21:32,250 | Seriously, I can take it. | Seriously, I can take it. |
447 | 00:21:33,290 | 00:21:35,000 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
448 | 00:21:36,590 | 00:21:39,089 | Then you should know that it is very difficult | Then you should know that it is very difficult |
449 | 00:21:39,090 | 00:21:42,090 | to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you. | to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you. |
450 | 00:21:47,140 | 00:21:48,850 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
451 | 00:21:49,890 | 00:21:51,729 | - No more surprises. | - No more surprises. |
452 | 00:21:51,730 | 00:21:53,350 | I promise. | I promise. |
453 | 00:21:57,770 | 00:22:00,149 | - Riley. - Mm. | - Riley. - Mm. |
454 | 00:22:00,150 | 00:22:01,940 | Harper. | Harper. |
455 | 00:22:02,950 | 00:22:04,909 | - Mm. Uh... | - Mm. Uh... |
456 | 00:22:04,910 | 00:22:06,569 | - Sorry, um... | - Sorry, um... |
457 | 00:22:06,570 | 00:22:08,079 | Riley, this is Abby. | Riley, this is Abby. |
458 | 00:22:08,080 | 00:22:09,949 | Abby is my-- - Orphan. | Abby is my-- - Orphan. |
459 | 00:22:09,950 | 00:22:11,369 | Roommate. We-- | Roommate. We-- |
460 | 00:22:11,370 | 00:22:13,329 | I am an orphan, but we live together. | I am an orphan, but we live together. |
461 | 00:22:13,330 | 00:22:14,619 | As friends, um, like acquaintances. | As friends, um, like acquaintances. |
462 | 00:22:14,620 | 00:22:16,379 | - Oh, please stop. - Yeah. | - Oh, please stop. - Yeah. |
463 | 00:22:16,380 | 00:22:18,089 | - Nice to meet you. | - Nice to meet you. |
464 | 00:22:18,090 | 00:22:20,169 | So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. | So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. |
465 | 00:22:20,170 | 00:22:21,379 | - Oh, God. Sorry. | - Oh, God. Sorry. |
466 | 00:22:21,380 | 00:22:23,300 | Sorry. Just... | Sorry. Just... |
467 | 00:22:25,300 | 00:22:26,929 | - Was that the Riley? | - Was that the Riley? |
468 | 00:22:26,930 | 00:22:30,009 | - Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. | - Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. |
469 | 00:22:30,010 | 00:22:31,639 | - Well, who knows, maybe... | - Well, who knows, maybe... |
470 | 00:22:31,640 | 00:22:34,269 | maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert. | maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert. |
471 | 00:22:34,270 | 00:22:36,649 | - Okay. - Oh, my God. | - Okay. - Oh, my God. |
472 | 00:22:36,650 | 00:22:39,729 | - Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here? | - Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here? |
473 | 00:22:39,730 | 00:22:40,860 | Uh... | Uh... |
474 | 00:22:42,400 | 00:22:43,989 | Yeah. We just ran into Riley. | Yeah. We just ran into Riley. |
475 | 00:22:43,990 | 00:22:45,909 | - Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins? | - Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins? |
476 | 00:22:45,910 | 00:22:47,779 | - I should have her look at my mole. | - I should have her look at my mole. |
477 | 00:22:47,780 | 00:22:50,529 | - No, um, I hadn't heard that. | - No, um, I hadn't heard that. |
478 | 00:22:50,530 | 00:22:52,079 | - It's very impressive. | - It's very impressive. |
479 | 00:22:52,080 | 00:22:53,789 | Her parents must be proud. | Her parents must be proud. |
480 | 00:22:53,790 | 00:22:55,329 | And relieved. | And relieved. |
481 | 00:22:55,330 | 00:22:57,169 | - I know. That lifestyle choice. | - I know. That lifestyle choice. |
482 | 00:22:57,170 | 00:22:59,539 | Mm. Such a shame. | Mm. Such a shame. |
483 | 00:22:59,540 | 00:23:00,629 | - Abby, what do you do? | - Abby, what do you do? |
484 | 00:23:00,630 | 00:23:05,549 | - Oh, I'm-I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. | - Oh, I'm-I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. |
485 | 00:23:05,550 | 00:23:07,219 | My parents were professors there, | My parents were professors there, |
486 | 00:23:07,220 | 00:23:09,679 | so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. | so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. |
487 | 00:23:09,680 | 00:23:11,759 | - You know, before law school, | - You know, before law school, |
488 | 00:23:11,760 | 00:23:15,479 | I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. | I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. |
489 | 00:23:15,480 | 00:23:17,769 | Spent every day in museums. | Spent every day in museums. |
490 | 00:23:17,770 | 00:23:20,559 | That experience made me the man I am. | That experience made me the man I am. |
491 | 00:23:20,560 | 00:23:22,069 | - That-that must have been incredible. | - That-that must have been incredible. |
492 | 00:23:22,070 | 00:23:23,229 | What a dream. | What a dream. |
493 | 00:23:23,230 | 00:23:25,319 | - It was. | - It was. |
494 | 00:23:25,320 | 00:23:27,859 | Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? | Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? |
495 | 00:23:27,860 | 00:23:29,779 | Bet you could teach me a thing or two. | Bet you could teach me a thing or two. |
496 | 00:23:29,780 | 00:23:31,239 | Should I go over there? | Should I go over there? |
497 | 00:23:31,240 | 00:23:32,369 | No, darling, no. | No, darling, no. |
498 | 00:23:32,370 | 00:23:33,699 | I do think it's getting bigger. | I do think it's getting bigger. |
499 | 00:23:33,700 | 00:23:35,300 | - No. - Stay at the table, Jane. | - No. - Stay at the table, Jane. |
500 | 00:23:42,090 | 00:23:44,629 | - Oh. You settling in okay? - Hey. | - Oh. You settling in okay? - Hey. |
501 | 00:23:44,630 | 00:23:46,049 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
502 | 00:23:46,050 | 00:23:49,639 | You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great. | You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great. |
503 | 00:23:49,640 | 00:23:51,259 | - Thank you, Abby. | - Thank you, Abby. |
504 | 00:23:51,260 | 00:23:52,509 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
505 | 00:23:52,510 | 00:23:53,809 | - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. | - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. |
506 | 00:23:53,810 | 00:23:55,219 | Do you need something? | Do you need something? |
507 | 00:23:55,220 | 00:23:57,179 | - No, just to say good night to Abby. | - No, just to say good night to Abby. |
508 | 00:23:57,180 | 00:23:58,890 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
509 | 00:24:00,600 | 00:24:02,229 | - Mom, do you mind? | - Mom, do you mind? |
510 | 00:24:02,230 | 00:24:04,019 | Oh. | Oh. |
511 | 00:24:04,020 | 00:24:05,779 | I get it. Girl talk. | I get it. Girl talk. |
512 | 00:24:05,780 | 00:24:07,529 | Okay, when you finish, um, | Okay, when you finish, um, |
513 | 00:24:07,530 | 00:24:09,609 | I want to give you a little early Christmas present. | I want to give you a little early Christmas present. |
514 | 00:24:09,610 | 00:24:10,819 | - Ooh, okay. | - Ooh, okay. |
515 | 00:24:10,820 | 00:24:12,410 | - Night. - Night, Abby. | - Night. - Night, Abby. |
516 | 00:24:18,460 | 00:24:20,459 | Tonight wasn't the best. | Tonight wasn't the best. |
517 | 00:24:20,460 | 00:24:22,039 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
518 | 00:24:22,040 | 00:24:23,589 | But we got through it. | But we got through it. |
519 | 00:24:23,590 | 00:24:25,209 | - You know, you're right. | - You know, you're right. |
520 | 00:24:25,210 | 00:24:27,209 | You are really good with parents. | You are really good with parents. |
521 | 00:24:27,210 | 00:24:28,919 | - You think they like me? | - You think they like me? |
522 | 00:24:28,920 | 00:24:30,629 | - Definitely. | - Definitely. |
523 | 00:24:30,630 | 00:24:33,679 | - You think they like me as much as they love Connor? | - You think they like me as much as they love Connor? |
524 | 00:24:33,680 | 00:24:36,059 | - Oh, no. No, no. | - Oh, no. No, no. |
525 | 00:24:36,060 | 00:24:38,429 | But they don't even really like me that much, so... | But they don't even really like me that much, so... |
526 | 00:24:38,430 | 00:24:40,099 | Oh. | Oh. |
527 | 00:24:45,440 | 00:24:47,440 | I love you. - I love you. | I love you. - I love you. |
528 | 00:24:49,650 | 00:24:51,660 | Stop it. | Stop it. |
529 | 00:24:52,820 | 00:24:55,029 | The hell did it go? | The hell did it go? |
530 | 00:24:55,030 | 00:24:57,869 | Cheap freaking puzzle. | Cheap freaking puzzle. |
531 | 00:24:59,870 | 00:25:02,209 | Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now. | Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now. |
532 | 00:25:02,210 | 00:25:03,829 | - Is everything okay? - Yeah. | - Is everything okay? - Yeah. |
533 | 00:25:03,830 | 00:25:04,879 | I'm just checking on the animals. | I'm just checking on the animals. |
534 | 00:25:04,880 | 00:25:05,880 | Oh, they're all good. | Oh, they're all good. |
535 | 00:25:05,881 | 00:25:06,999 | I walked the dog. | I walked the dog. |
536 | 00:25:07,000 | 00:25:08,259 | Fed him, fed the cats. | Fed him, fed the cats. |
537 | 00:25:08,260 | 00:25:10,260 | - All are well. - What about the fish? | - All are well. - What about the fish? |
538 | 00:25:11,300 | 00:25:12,839 | - Uh, the fish are-- Yeah. | - Uh, the fish are-- Yeah. |
539 | 00:25:12,840 | 00:25:15,219 | The-the-the fish are-are-- Yes. Yeah. | The-the-the fish are-are-- Yes. Yeah. |
540 | 00:25:15,220 | 00:25:16,389 | But enough about me. | But enough about me. |
541 | 00:25:16,390 | 00:25:17,390 | Have you managed | Have you managed |
542 | 00:25:17,391 | 00:25:21,939 | to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? | to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? |
543 | 00:25:21,940 | 00:25:23,349 | - Not exactly. | - Not exactly. |
544 | 00:25:23,350 | 00:25:24,769 | - What's going on? You sound tense. | - What's going on? You sound tense. |
545 | 00:25:24,770 | 00:25:26,269 | No, I'm not tense. I'm great. | No, I'm not tense. I'm great. |
546 | 00:25:26,270 | 00:25:28,279 | There's just one tiny thing. | There's just one tiny thing. |
547 | 00:25:28,280 | 00:25:29,940 | Um... | Um... |
548 | 00:25:31,740 | 00:25:34,109 | Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together. | Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together. |
549 | 00:25:34,110 | 00:25:37,279 | - Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off. | - Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off. |
550 | 00:25:37,280 | 00:25:39,199 | You can't go over a year without meeting | You can't go over a year without meeting |
551 | 00:25:39,200 | 00:25:40,449 | your significant other's parents. | your significant other's parents. |
552 | 00:25:40,450 | 00:25:41,619 | Trust me, I have tried. | Trust me, I have tried. |
553 | 00:25:41,620 | 00:25:43,039 | - I know, but it's not that big of a deal, | - I know, but it's not that big of a deal, |
554 | 00:25:43,040 | 00:25:45,379 | 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. | 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. |
555 | 00:25:45,380 | 00:25:48,249 | - So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter | - So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter |
556 | 00:25:48,250 | 00:25:51,419 | brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? | brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? |
557 | 00:25:51,420 | 00:25:52,719 | No. | No. |
558 | 00:25:52,720 | 00:25:56,139 | No. They also think that I'm... | No. They also think that I'm... |
559 | 00:25:56,140 | 00:25:58,259 | that I'm straight. | that I'm straight. |
560 | 00:25:58,260 | 00:26:00,019 | - Have they ever met a lesbian? | - Have they ever met a lesbian? |
561 | 00:26:00,020 | 00:26:01,309 | - It's not so bad. | - It's not so bad. |
562 | 00:26:01,310 | 00:26:03,229 | It's kind of fun having a secret. | It's kind of fun having a secret. |
563 | 00:26:03,230 | 00:26:04,849 | - Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic | - Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic |
564 | 00:26:04,850 | 00:26:06,689 | than concealing your authentic selves. | than concealing your authentic selves. |
565 | 00:26:06,690 | 00:26:09,859 | - I know it's not ideal. I-- | - I know it's not ideal. I-- |
566 | 00:26:09,860 | 00:26:12,400 | But I-I know that it's what she needs right now, so... | But I-I know that it's what she needs right now, so... |
567 | 00:26:22,660 | 00:26:24,119 | - Who are you? | - Who are you? |
568 | 00:26:24,120 | 00:26:26,209 | - I'm Abby. | - I'm Abby. |
569 | 00:26:26,210 | 00:26:27,919 | - Do you work here? | - Do you work here? |
570 | 00:26:27,920 | 00:26:29,549 | - No, I'm H-Harper's friend. | - No, I'm H-Harper's friend. |
571 | 00:26:29,550 | 00:26:31,549 | Kids? | Kids? |
572 | 00:26:31,550 | 00:26:33,129 | Where are you? | Where are you? |
573 | 00:26:33,130 | 00:26:35,129 | Hey. | Hey. |
574 | 00:26:35,130 | 00:26:37,220 | What are you doing in here? Out. | What are you doing in here? Out. |
575 | 00:26:38,800 | 00:26:40,719 | But that's our room. | But that's our room. |
576 | 00:26:40,720 | 00:26:42,269 | - Sorry about them. I'm Sloane. | - Sorry about them. I'm Sloane. |
577 | 00:26:42,270 | 00:26:44,099 | Why does she get to sleep in there? | Why does she get to sleep in there? |
578 | 00:26:44,100 | 00:26:46,849 | - Hi. I'm... - Because she's a grown-up, sweetie. | - Hi. I'm... - Because she's a grown-up, sweetie. |
579 | 00:26:46,850 | 00:26:48,519 | - ...Abby. | - ...Abby. |
580 | 00:26:48,520 | 00:26:50,860 | Come. We're having breakfast. | Come. We're having breakfast. |
581 | 00:27:04,870 | 00:27:06,459 | - Are you tired? | - Are you tired? |
582 | 00:27:06,460 | 00:27:08,079 | Not me. I like the morning. | Not me. I like the morning. |
583 | 00:27:08,080 | 00:27:11,339 | But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so... | But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so... |
584 | 00:27:11,340 | 00:27:13,589 | Thank you, Mommy. | Thank you, Mommy. |
585 | 00:27:13,590 | 00:27:15,089 | - Snowman pancakes. | - Snowman pancakes. |
586 | 00:27:15,090 | 00:27:18,299 | God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit. | God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit. |
587 | 00:27:18,300 | 00:27:20,139 | Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree. | Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree. |
588 | 00:27:20,140 | 00:27:22,219 | - It must be freeing to be so self-involved | - It must be freeing to be so self-involved |
589 | 00:27:22,220 | 00:27:24,219 | you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language | you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language |
590 | 00:27:24,220 | 00:27:25,429 | to use in front of children. | to use in front of children. |
591 | 00:27:25,430 | 00:27:26,950 | We got everything out of the van. | We got everything out of the van. |
592 | 00:27:27,850 | 00:27:29,149 | - Thank you, honey. - Mm-hmm. | - Thank you, honey. - Mm-hmm. |
593 | 00:27:29,150 | 00:27:31,229 | - Oh, this is-- - Abby. I'm Eric. | - Oh, this is-- - Abby. I'm Eric. |
594 | 00:27:31,230 | 00:27:32,689 | - Nice to meet you. - Mm-hmm. | - Nice to meet you. - Mm-hmm. |
595 | 00:27:32,690 | 00:27:36,279 | A teaspoon of coconut oil-- add some nice moisture to those hands. | A teaspoon of coconut oil-- add some nice moisture to those hands. |
596 | 00:27:36,280 | 00:27:37,859 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
597 | 00:27:37,860 | 00:27:39,200 | Yeah, thank you. | Yeah, thank you. |
598 | 00:27:42,370 | 00:27:45,449 | So, you and your sister are pretty intense. | So, you and your sister are pretty intense. |
599 | 00:27:45,450 | 00:27:47,829 | - What do you mean? | - What do you mean? |
600 | 00:27:47,830 | 00:27:48,999 | - Freeze! - Ooh. | - Freeze! - Ooh. |
601 | 00:27:49,000 | 00:27:52,669 | - Don't move one more muscle before I hug you! | - Don't move one more muscle before I hug you! |
602 | 00:27:52,670 | 00:27:54,419 | - Hi, Jane. - Oh. Oh, hi. | - Hi, Jane. - Oh. Oh, hi. |
603 | 00:27:54,420 | 00:27:55,879 | Oh. Yay. | Oh. Yay. |
604 | 00:27:56,970 | 00:27:58,929 | - Hi, Eric. Hi. - Hi, Jane. | - Hi, Eric. Hi. - Hi, Jane. |
605 | 00:27:58,930 | 00:28:01,799 | - Hi, you guys. Hi. | - Hi, you guys. Hi. |
606 | 00:28:01,800 | 00:28:03,059 | Um... | Um... |
607 | 00:28:03,060 | 00:28:04,719 | Gosh, you're so big. | Gosh, you're so big. |
608 | 00:28:04,720 | 00:28:06,679 | What are you, college students? | What are you, college students? |
609 | 00:28:06,680 | 00:28:09,139 | - We're in elementary school. | - We're in elementary school. |
610 | 00:28:09,140 | 00:28:11,269 | - Yeah. No, I-I know. I'm just-- | - Yeah. No, I-I know. I'm just-- |
611 | 00:28:11,270 | 00:28:13,359 | You're just so tall, you know? | You're just so tall, you know? |
612 | 00:28:13,360 | 00:28:14,900 | - Here they are. - My babies. | - Here they are. - My babies. |
613 | 00:28:16,610 | 00:28:19,029 | Aw... | Aw... |
614 | 00:28:19,030 | 00:28:21,069 | - Hi, Daddy. - Did you get Harper's article I sent you? | - Hi, Daddy. - Did you get Harper's article I sent you? |
615 | 00:28:21,070 | 00:28:22,949 | - I did. - Good, right? | - I did. - Good, right? |
616 | 00:28:22,950 | 00:28:24,119 | - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. - Uh-huh. | - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. - Uh-huh. |
617 | 00:28:24,120 | 00:28:25,869 | - Ted. - Eric. | - Ted. - Eric. |
618 | 00:28:25,870 | 00:28:27,329 | - Good to see you. - Hi, Mom. | - Good to see you. - Hi, Mom. |
619 | 00:28:27,330 | 00:28:28,499 | Hi. | Hi. |
620 | 00:28:28,500 | 00:28:30,289 | - Morning. - Morning, Abby. | - Morning. - Morning, Abby. |
621 | 00:28:30,290 | 00:28:32,839 | Hey, girls, come here. I'm good. Hi. | Hey, girls, come here. I'm good. Hi. |
622 | 00:28:32,840 | 00:28:34,289 | - Just-just-just come over here. | - Just-just-just come over here. |
623 | 00:28:34,290 | 00:28:35,999 | - Just move a bit. - I cannot believe | - Just move a bit. - I cannot believe |
624 | 00:28:36,000 | 00:28:39,259 | I've got all my daughters under one roof. | I've got all my daughters under one roof. |
625 | 00:28:39,260 | 00:28:41,219 | Mm, mm. - This is great content. | Mm, mm. - This is great content. |
626 | 00:28:41,220 | 00:28:42,679 | - Oh. - Hold it. Hold it. | - Oh. - Hold it. Hold it. |
627 | 00:28:42,680 | 00:28:43,680 | - And smile. - Hold on. | - And smile. - Hold on. |
628 | 00:28:43,681 | 00:28:45,469 | - Daddy. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Got it. | - Daddy. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Got it. |
629 | 00:28:45,470 | 00:28:47,139 | - Okay. I got to shower. | - Okay. I got to shower. |
630 | 00:28:47,140 | 00:28:49,139 | Hey, big night tonight, girls. - That's too much. | Hey, big night tonight, girls. - That's too much. |
631 | 00:28:49,140 | 00:28:50,809 | - We're meeting a major donor at the party. | - We're meeting a major donor at the party. |
632 | 00:28:50,810 | 00:28:52,649 | Harper, I need you to bring your A game. | Harper, I need you to bring your A game. |
633 | 00:28:52,650 | 00:28:54,729 | - Got it. - Dad, do you need me to do anything? | - Got it. - Dad, do you need me to do anything? |
634 | 00:28:54,730 | 00:28:56,149 | - Honey, no. | - Honey, no. |
635 | 00:28:56,150 | 00:28:59,069 | You just bring that beautiful family and show them off. | You just bring that beautiful family and show them off. |
636 | 00:28:59,070 | 00:29:00,489 | Who knows? | Who knows? |
637 | 00:29:00,490 | 00:29:02,779 | These might be the only grandchildren we ever have. | These might be the only grandchildren we ever have. |
638 | 00:29:02,780 | 00:29:05,329 | And it is crucial that we take | And it is crucial that we take |
639 | 00:29:05,330 | 00:29:08,499 | the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, | the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, |
640 | 00:29:08,500 | 00:29:12,209 | so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane. | so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane. |
641 | 00:29:16,840 | 00:29:18,459 | Okay. | Okay. |
642 | 00:29:18,460 | 00:29:21,549 | Who's ready to go ice-skating? | Who's ready to go ice-skating? |
643 | 00:29:21,550 | 00:29:23,759 | - Are you ready? - No. | - Are you ready? - No. |
644 | 00:29:30,270 | 00:29:32,479 | - Let me know if you guys need any more room. | - Let me know if you guys need any more room. |
645 | 00:29:32,480 | 00:29:35,020 | I can make myself real small. | I can make myself real small. |
646 | 00:29:36,060 | 00:29:39,279 | - So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? | - So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? |
647 | 00:29:39,280 | 00:29:40,609 | - No. | - No. |
648 | 00:29:40,610 | 00:29:43,199 | We create curated gift experiences | We create curated gift experiences |
649 | 00:29:43,200 | 00:29:45,619 | inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. | inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. |
650 | 00:29:45,620 | 00:29:47,199 | - Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. | - Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. |
651 | 00:29:47,200 | 00:29:48,200 | She has impeccable taste. | She has impeccable taste. |
652 | 00:29:48,201 | 00:29:50,199 | - Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. | - Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. |
653 | 00:29:50,200 | 00:29:51,579 | - Aw. - Mm. | - Aw. - Mm. |
654 | 00:29:51,580 | 00:29:52,919 | - That sounds great. | - That sounds great. |
655 | 00:29:52,920 | 00:29:54,329 | Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. | Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. |
656 | 00:29:54,330 | 00:29:56,129 | Paltrow. Goop picked us up, | Paltrow. Goop picked us up, |
657 | 00:29:56,130 | 00:29:58,090 | and sales have been through the roof ever since. | and sales have been through the roof ever since. |
658 | 00:30:06,930 | 00:30:08,099 | Hey. | Hey. |
659 | 00:30:08,100 | 00:30:09,469 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
660 | 00:30:09,470 | 00:30:11,429 | - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah. | - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah. |
661 | 00:30:11,430 | 00:30:13,019 | No, this is so fun. | No, this is so fun. |
662 | 00:30:13,020 | 00:30:14,389 | - Whoa. | - Whoa. |
663 | 00:30:14,390 | 00:30:16,769 | - Sloane, do you need a helper? | - Sloane, do you need a helper? |
664 | 00:30:16,770 | 00:30:19,399 | - Please. I've always skated circles around you. | - Please. I've always skated circles around you. |
665 | 00:30:19,400 | 00:30:21,739 | That was in your youth. | That was in your youth. |
666 | 00:30:21,740 | 00:30:23,569 | I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today. | I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today. |
667 | 00:30:23,570 | 00:30:26,409 | - Like I'm even trying. - Like it would even matter. | - Like I'm even trying. - Like it would even matter. |
668 | 00:30:26,410 | 00:30:28,659 | - 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute. | - 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute. |
669 | 00:30:28,660 | 00:30:30,239 | - 50 bucks says I can do three. | - 50 bucks says I can do three. |
670 | 00:30:30,240 | 00:30:31,829 | - Let's do it. Jane, time us. | - Let's do it. Jane, time us. |
671 | 00:30:31,830 | 00:30:33,249 | - Oh, I'm actually having fun just-- | - Oh, I'm actually having fun just-- |
672 | 00:30:33,250 | 00:30:36,039 | - Jane. - Okay, fun. Yeah. | - Jane. - Okay, fun. Yeah. |
673 | 00:30:36,040 | 00:30:37,829 | No problem. | No problem. |
674 | 00:30:41,380 | 00:30:42,380 | Ready? | Ready? |
675 | 00:30:43,420 | 00:30:45,379 | Set. | Set. |
676 | 00:30:45,380 | 00:30:46,680 | Go. | Go. |
677 | 00:30:51,220 | 00:30:52,639 | - Move! - No! | - Move! - No! |
678 | 00:30:52,640 | 00:30:54,480 | - I love it when they do this. | - I love it when they do this. |
679 | 00:30:55,640 | 00:30:57,019 | - What are they doing? - They're racing. | - What are they doing? - They're racing. |
680 | 00:30:57,020 | 00:30:58,309 | - Ah, yeah. | - Ah, yeah. |
681 | 00:30:58,310 | 00:31:01,109 | - Jane, time! - Oh, I forgot to press start. | - Jane, time! - Oh, I forgot to press start. |
682 | 00:31:01,110 | 00:31:03,109 | How long do you guys think-- - Don't-don't tell them that. | How long do you guys think-- - Don't-don't tell them that. |
683 | 00:31:03,110 | 00:31:04,739 | - You need to take a break yet, Sloane? | - You need to take a break yet, Sloane? |
684 | 00:31:04,740 | 00:31:05,859 | - Huh, maybe you should just | - Huh, maybe you should just |
685 | 00:31:05,860 | 00:31:07,490 | worry about yourself. - Oh, yeah? | worry about yourself. - Oh, yeah? |
686 | 00:31:09,740 | 00:31:10,989 | - Oh! - Ooh. | - Oh! - Ooh. |
687 | 00:31:14,250 | 00:31:15,709 | - Mm. - Ow. | - Mm. - Ow. |
688 | 00:31:15,710 | 00:31:17,039 | Should we stop them? | Should we stop them? |
689 | 00:31:17,040 | 00:31:19,249 | No, they'll tire themselves out eventually. | No, they'll tire themselves out eventually. |
690 | 00:31:19,250 | 00:31:20,289 | Yeah. That's right. | Yeah. That's right. |
691 | 00:31:20,290 | 00:31:21,459 | - That's the way it goes. - Whoo! | - That's the way it goes. - Whoo! |
692 | 00:31:21,460 | 00:31:22,879 | Get off me! | Get off me! |
693 | 00:31:22,880 | 00:31:24,299 | - I love you guys. I love you. | - I love you guys. I love you. |
694 | 00:31:24,300 | 00:31:25,759 | No! You're such a cheater! | No! You're such a cheater! |
695 | 00:31:25,760 | 00:31:27,679 | - Stop it! - You stop it! | - Stop it! - You stop it! |
696 | 00:31:27,680 | 00:31:29,009 | - ...a little restless. - They're gonna need to turn around. | - ...a little restless. - They're gonna need to turn around. |
697 | 00:31:29,010 | 00:31:30,599 | - Look, some of us were here when you said to be here. | - Look, some of us were here when you said to be here. |
698 | 00:31:30,600 | 00:31:32,509 | - Jane, is that-- That's what you're wearing, right? - Yeah. | - Jane, is that-- That's what you're wearing, right? - Yeah. |
699 | 00:31:32,510 | 00:31:34,389 | All right. Harper! | All right. Harper! |
700 | 00:31:34,390 | 00:31:36,769 | Eric, can you make them be still? | Eric, can you make them be still? |
701 | 00:31:36,770 | 00:31:38,599 | - Wow. | - Wow. |
702 | 00:31:38,600 | 00:31:40,359 | - It's my early Christmas present. | - It's my early Christmas present. |
703 | 00:31:40,360 | 00:31:42,519 | Harper, please come here. | Harper, please come here. |
704 | 00:31:42,520 | 00:31:43,779 | - Honey, we're very late. | - Honey, we're very late. |
705 | 00:31:43,780 | 00:31:45,739 | - Ted, the family holiday photo | - Ted, the family holiday photo |
706 | 00:31:45,740 | 00:31:48,159 | is an essential element of every candidate's feed, | is an essential element of every candidate's feed, |
707 | 00:31:48,160 | 00:31:50,989 | and if we cannot manage to post one, | and if we cannot manage to post one, |
708 | 00:31:50,990 | 00:31:53,699 | we do not deserve to have that account at all. | we do not deserve to have that account at all. |
709 | 00:31:53,700 | 00:31:55,039 | - All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true. | - All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true. |
710 | 00:31:55,040 | 00:31:56,249 | - Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda. | - Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda. |
711 | 00:31:56,250 | 00:31:57,619 | - Oh. - You have to stand, honey. | - Oh. - You have to stand, honey. |
712 | 00:31:57,620 | 00:31:59,579 | Abby, would you mind taking that? | Abby, would you mind taking that? |
713 | 00:31:59,580 | 00:32:01,249 | - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you. | - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you. |
714 | 00:32:01,250 | 00:32:04,049 | - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way. | - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way. |
715 | 00:32:04,050 | 00:32:05,459 | Thank you. - Okay. | Thank you. - Okay. |
716 | 00:32:05,460 | 00:32:07,799 | - Everyone say, "Christmas." | - Everyone say, "Christmas." |
717 | 00:32:07,800 | 00:32:09,219 | - No, don't say that. | - No, don't say that. |
718 | 00:32:09,220 | 00:32:10,549 | Just smile. | Just smile. |
719 | 00:32:12,550 | 00:32:14,259 | Okay. | Okay. |
720 | 00:32:14,260 | 00:32:16,309 | Ah, good. I can't wait. | Ah, good. I can't wait. |
721 | 00:32:16,310 | 00:32:19,229 | Blurry. Boring. | Blurry. Boring. |
722 | 00:32:19,230 | 00:32:20,939 | Nope. Nope. Nope. | Nope. Nope. Nope. |
723 | 00:32:20,940 | 00:32:22,859 | Okay, none of these will do. | Okay, none of these will do. |
724 | 00:32:22,860 | 00:32:25,729 | Uh, we will try again tomorrow. | Uh, we will try again tomorrow. |
725 | 00:32:25,730 | 00:32:27,819 | - Thank you. - Where's Abby? | - Thank you. - Where's Abby? |
726 | 00:32:46,210 | 00:32:48,589 | Ted, Tipper. | Ted, Tipper. |
727 | 00:32:48,590 | 00:32:50,679 | Oh, I'm so glad you made it. | Oh, I'm so glad you made it. |
728 | 00:32:50,680 | 00:32:52,889 | Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision. | Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision. |
729 | 00:32:52,890 | 00:32:54,679 | - Gorgeous dress. - Mwah. | - Gorgeous dress. - Mwah. |
730 | 00:32:54,680 | 00:32:57,269 | Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. | Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. |
731 | 00:32:57,270 | 00:32:58,519 | Sloane's husband Eric. | Sloane's husband Eric. |
732 | 00:32:58,520 | 00:33:00,519 | Their children Matilda and Magnus. | Their children Matilda and Magnus. |
733 | 00:33:00,520 | 00:33:02,849 | And this is Harper's friend Abby. | And this is Harper's friend Abby. |
734 | 00:33:02,850 | 00:33:05,149 | Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. | Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. |
735 | 00:33:05,150 | 00:33:08,779 | Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. | Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. |
736 | 00:33:08,780 | 00:33:10,319 | Oh, you're too kind. | Oh, you're too kind. |
737 | 00:33:10,320 | 00:33:11,819 | - Oh. - Is the white whale here? | - Oh. - Is the white whale here? |
738 | 00:33:11,820 | 00:33:13,239 | Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. | Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. |
739 | 00:33:13,240 | 00:33:15,369 | - Oh, Harper, come with us. | - Oh, Harper, come with us. |
740 | 00:33:15,370 | 00:33:16,789 | Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. | Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. |
741 | 00:33:16,790 | 00:33:18,499 | - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too? | - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too? |
742 | 00:33:18,500 | 00:33:20,249 | - I'll come right back. - Okay. N-No, honey. | - I'll come right back. - Okay. N-No, honey. |
743 | 00:33:20,250 | 00:33:22,329 | Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great. | Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great. |
744 | 00:33:22,330 | 00:33:23,709 | Now, Harry's tough. | Now, Harry's tough. |
745 | 00:33:23,710 | 00:33:24,959 | Don't let her throw you. | Don't let her throw you. |
746 | 00:33:24,960 | 00:33:26,799 | - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. | - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. |
747 | 00:33:26,800 | 00:33:28,129 | Please order me several drinks. | Please order me several drinks. |
748 | 00:33:28,130 | 00:33:29,169 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
749 | 00:33:29,170 | 00:33:30,469 | - Come on, you guys. | - Come on, you guys. |
750 | 00:33:30,470 | 00:33:32,049 | Let's go play. | Let's go play. |
751 | 00:33:32,050 | 00:33:34,179 | Okay. Well... | Okay. Well... |
752 | 00:33:34,180 | 00:33:36,429 | looks like it's just us ladies. | looks like it's just us ladies. |
753 | 00:33:36,430 | 00:33:38,849 | Now, I don't know about you, but I am single | Now, I don't know about you, but I am single |
754 | 00:33:38,850 | 00:33:41,440 | and ready to mingle, so... | and ready to mingle, so... |
755 | 00:33:42,850 | 00:33:45,109 | Harry. | Harry. |
756 | 00:33:45,110 | 00:33:47,769 | This is-- - Ted Caldwell. | This is-- - Ted Caldwell. |
757 | 00:33:47,770 | 00:33:50,029 | Ms. Levin, it is an honor. | Ms. Levin, it is an honor. |
758 | 00:33:50,030 | 00:33:51,819 | - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. | - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. |
759 | 00:33:51,820 | 00:33:52,949 | - Okay. Thank you. | - Okay. Thank you. |
760 | 00:33:52,950 | 00:33:54,609 | This is my husband Scott. | This is my husband Scott. |
761 | 00:33:54,610 | 00:33:56,659 | - We met on Bumble. - Pleasure. | - We met on Bumble. - Pleasure. |
762 | 00:33:56,660 | 00:33:58,289 | And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. | And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. |
763 | 00:33:58,290 | 00:33:59,999 | My daughter Harper, who writes for the-- | My daughter Harper, who writes for the-- |
764 | 00:34:00,000 | 00:34:01,409 | - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. | - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. |
765 | 00:34:01,410 | 00:34:02,789 | - Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar. | - Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar. |
766 | 00:34:02,790 | 00:34:04,289 | - You've read her work? | - You've read her work? |
767 | 00:34:04,290 | 00:34:06,250 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
768 | 00:34:11,260 | 00:34:13,929 | - Hey, could I get a vodka neat? | - Hey, could I get a vodka neat? |
769 | 00:34:13,930 | 00:34:15,640 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
770 | 00:34:19,010 | 00:34:20,020 | - You're new. | - You're new. |
771 | 00:34:21,770 | 00:34:24,849 | - Yeah, I'm just visiting. - From where? | - Yeah, I'm just visiting. - From where? |
772 | 00:34:24,850 | 00:34:27,019 | - I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so-- | - I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so-- |
773 | 00:34:27,020 | 00:34:28,320 | - I am. | - I am. |
774 | 00:34:29,520 | 00:34:31,359 | Oh, I'll have to check out Goop. | Oh, I'll have to check out Goop. |
775 | 00:34:31,360 | 00:34:33,359 | Was that-- When was that one, again? | Was that-- When was that one, again? |
776 | 00:34:48,420 | 00:34:50,049 | - Are you enjoying the party? | - Are you enjoying the party? |
777 | 00:34:50,050 | 00:34:52,209 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
778 | 00:34:52,210 | 00:34:53,839 | That's great. | That's great. |
779 | 00:34:53,840 | 00:34:56,719 | If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone, | If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone, |
780 | 00:34:56,720 | 00:34:58,509 | I probably wouldn't have a good time. | I probably wouldn't have a good time. |
781 | 00:34:58,510 | 00:34:59,679 | - Oh, no, sh-she didn't ditch me. | - Oh, no, sh-she didn't ditch me. |
782 | 00:34:59,680 | 00:35:00,969 | No, she's just helping your dad. | No, she's just helping your dad. |
783 | 00:35:00,970 | 00:35:03,270 | - Yeah, she's very helpful. | - Yeah, she's very helpful. |
784 | 00:35:04,770 | 00:35:07,479 | So, how long have you and Harper been roommates? | So, how long have you and Harper been roommates? |
785 | 00:35:07,480 | 00:35:09,729 | - I moved in like six months ago. | - I moved in like six months ago. |
786 | 00:35:09,730 | 00:35:11,319 | - You moved in to her place? | - You moved in to her place? |
787 | 00:35:11,320 | 00:35:12,439 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
788 | 00:35:12,440 | 00:35:14,279 | - Isn't it a one-bedroom? | - Isn't it a one-bedroom? |
789 | 00:35:14,280 | 00:35:15,989 | - Technically, yes. | - Technically, yes. |
790 | 00:35:15,990 | 00:35:17,449 | Yeah, well, it was a one-bedroom, | Yeah, well, it was a one-bedroom, |
791 | 00:35:17,450 | 00:35:20,279 | and-and now that we have converted the pantry | and-and now that we have converted the pantry |
792 | 00:35:20,280 | 00:35:22,989 | i-into my bedroom, it's a two-bedroom. | i-into my bedroom, it's a two-bedroom. |
793 | 00:35:22,990 | 00:35:25,209 | Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's-- | Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's-- |
794 | 00:35:25,210 | 00:35:27,079 | - I don't want to have this conversation anymore. | - I don't want to have this conversation anymore. |
795 | 00:35:27,080 | 00:35:28,710 | - No problem. | - No problem. |
796 | 00:35:30,090 | 00:35:32,129 | - Being mayor is no small task. | - Being mayor is no small task. |
797 | 00:35:32,130 | 00:35:35,759 | However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on. | However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on. |
798 | 00:35:35,760 | 00:35:37,379 | I'm gonna stop you right there. | I'm gonna stop you right there. |
799 | 00:35:37,380 | 00:35:39,299 | I have a perfect record. | I have a perfect record. |
800 | 00:35:39,300 | 00:35:40,719 | And do you know why? | And do you know why? |
801 | 00:35:40,720 | 00:35:42,509 | Because I do my homework. | Because I do my homework. |
802 | 00:35:42,510 | 00:35:44,519 | Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady. | Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady. |
803 | 00:35:44,520 | 00:35:46,769 | - Dave Grady? Didn't his son-- | - Dave Grady? Didn't his son-- |
804 | 00:35:46,770 | 00:35:48,649 | - Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling? | - Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling? |
805 | 00:35:48,650 | 00:35:49,769 | Yes. | Yes. |
806 | 00:35:49,770 | 00:35:54,109 | I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you. | I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you. |
807 | 00:35:54,110 | 00:35:55,439 | This is a family affair. | This is a family affair. |
808 | 00:35:55,440 | 00:35:57,529 | - Well, I can assure you, | - Well, I can assure you, |
809 | 00:35:57,530 | 00:36:01,200 | this family has nothing to hide. | this family has nothing to hide. |
810 | 00:36:11,920 | 00:36:13,589 | - Hey. - Hey. Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. Hey. |
811 | 00:36:13,590 | 00:36:15,419 | - Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink? | - Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink? |
812 | 00:36:15,420 | 00:36:17,420 | - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. | - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. |
813 | 00:36:18,720 | 00:36:20,009 | Mm. - You okay? | Mm. - You okay? |
814 | 00:36:20,010 | 00:36:21,219 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
815 | 00:36:21,220 | 00:36:23,219 | I just needed a bit of a breather. | I just needed a bit of a breather. |
816 | 00:36:23,220 | 00:36:24,559 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
817 | 00:36:24,560 | 00:36:25,809 | Harper? | Harper? |
818 | 00:36:25,810 | 00:36:27,099 | Mm! | Mm! |
819 | 00:36:27,100 | 00:36:28,559 | Hi! | Hi! |
820 | 00:36:28,560 | 00:36:29,939 | Hi. | Hi. |
821 | 00:36:29,940 | 00:36:31,649 | You look incredible. | You look incredible. |
822 | 00:36:31,650 | 00:36:33,729 | - As always. - Oh, my God. | - As always. - Oh, my God. |
823 | 00:36:33,730 | 00:36:35,779 | You, too. God, guys. | You, too. God, guys. |
824 | 00:36:35,780 | 00:36:38,779 | Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby. | Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby. |
825 | 00:36:38,780 | 00:36:40,739 | And this is Kelly and Ashley. | And this is Kelly and Ashley. |
826 | 00:36:40,740 | 00:36:42,319 | - Oh, lovely to meet you. - Yes. | - Oh, lovely to meet you. - Yes. |
827 | 00:36:42,320 | 00:36:44,279 | - Nice to meet you, too. - Hey, you guys. | - Nice to meet you, too. - Hey, you guys. |
828 | 00:36:44,280 | 00:36:45,869 | Wow. | Wow. |
829 | 00:36:45,870 | 00:36:48,119 | God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other | God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other |
830 | 00:36:48,120 | 00:36:49,659 | takes me right back to high school. | takes me right back to high school. |
831 | 00:36:49,660 | 00:36:51,959 | Minus the bad cafeteria food. | Minus the bad cafeteria food. |
832 | 00:36:55,800 | 00:36:57,669 | You're so funny. | You're so funny. |
833 | 00:36:57,670 | 00:36:59,509 | - Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second? | - Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second? |
834 | 00:36:59,510 | 00:37:01,509 | Um, yeah. | Um, yeah. |
835 | 00:37:01,510 | 00:37:03,759 | I'll just be a sec. | I'll just be a sec. |
836 | 00:37:03,760 | 00:37:06,139 | - Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea | - Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea |
837 | 00:37:06,140 | 00:37:07,639 | I was coming to dinner last night? | I was coming to dinner last night? |
838 | 00:37:07,640 | 00:37:09,559 | - It was a surprise. - Yeah. | - It was a surprise. - Yeah. |
839 | 00:37:09,560 | 00:37:11,189 | Yeah, I thought so. | Yeah, I thought so. |
840 | 00:37:11,190 | 00:37:13,939 | Um, sorry about that. - It's not you. | Um, sorry about that. - It's not you. |
841 | 00:37:13,940 | 00:37:16,319 | - But, actually, I'd love to do... that again. | - But, actually, I'd love to do... that again. |
842 | 00:37:16,320 | 00:37:19,109 | Like, hang out again, if you got time. | Like, hang out again, if you got time. |
843 | 00:37:19,110 | 00:37:22,529 | - That sounds so nice, and, um... | - That sounds so nice, and, um... |
844 | 00:37:22,530 | 00:37:26,029 | and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and-- | and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and-- |
845 | 00:37:26,030 | 00:37:27,079 | - Yeah. Totally got it. - Mm-hmm. | - Yeah. Totally got it. - Mm-hmm. |
846 | 00:37:27,080 | 00:37:28,119 | - No pressure. - Yeah. | - No pressure. - Yeah. |
847 | 00:37:28,120 | 00:37:30,459 | - But that being said, if you, you know, | - But that being said, if you, you know, |
848 | 00:37:30,460 | 00:37:32,959 | and-and your roommate want to get out and hang out, | and-and your roommate want to get out and hang out, |
849 | 00:37:32,960 | 00:37:34,379 | that'd be great. - Abby. Yeah. | that'd be great. - Abby. Yeah. |
850 | 00:37:34,380 | 00:37:36,039 | Abby. Yeah. Absolutely. | Abby. Yeah. Absolutely. |
851 | 00:37:36,040 | 00:37:38,799 | - Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will. | - Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will. |
852 | 00:37:41,840 | 00:37:44,259 | I'm just kidding. I would never. | I'm just kidding. I would never. |
853 | 00:37:44,260 | 00:37:46,639 | - He's definitely still into her. | - He's definitely still into her. |
854 | 00:37:46,640 | 00:37:48,259 | - I know. | - I know. |
855 | 00:37:51,390 | 00:37:53,519 | I should... | I should... |
856 | 00:37:53,520 | 00:37:55,479 | take this. | take this. |
857 | 00:37:55,480 | 00:37:56,649 | Hello? | Hello? |
858 | 00:37:56,650 | 00:37:58,069 | Did you know that you're standing | Did you know that you're standing |
859 | 00:37:58,070 | 00:37:59,899 | in a country club that didn't let women have | in a country club that didn't let women have |
860 | 00:37:59,900 | 00:38:02,239 | their own memberships until the early 2000s? | their own memberships until the early 2000s? |
861 | 00:38:02,240 | 00:38:03,909 | - How do you know that? | - How do you know that? |
862 | 00:38:03,910 | 00:38:05,869 | - Um, I might be tracking you, | - Um, I might be tracking you, |
863 | 00:38:05,870 | 00:38:07,869 | but it's for your own safety, clearly. | but it's for your own safety, clearly. |
864 | 00:38:07,870 | 00:38:08,870 | - What-what do you want? | - What-what do you want? |
865 | 00:38:08,871 | 00:38:11,619 | I want you to break out of that closet. | I want you to break out of that closet. |
866 | 00:38:11,620 | 00:38:13,079 | - I am not in the closet. | - I am not in the closet. |
867 | 00:38:13,080 | 00:38:14,669 | I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything | I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything |
868 | 00:38:14,670 | 00:38:15,670 | right after the holidays. | right after the holidays. |
869 | 00:38:15,671 | 00:38:17,589 | - You deserve to be with someone | - You deserve to be with someone |
870 | 00:38:17,590 | 00:38:21,089 | who shouts their love for you from the rooftops. | who shouts their love for you from the rooftops. |
871 | 00:38:21,090 | 00:38:22,509 | That's very sweet. | That's very sweet. |
872 | 00:38:22,510 | 00:38:24,219 | - So stop being a doormat, you fool. | - So stop being a doormat, you fool. |
873 | 00:38:24,220 | 00:38:26,469 | - Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me? | - Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me? |
874 | 00:38:26,470 | 00:38:27,759 | - I'm not shaming you. | - I'm not shaming you. |
875 | 00:38:27,760 | 00:38:29,059 | I just think the choice you're making is dumb | I just think the choice you're making is dumb |
876 | 00:38:29,060 | 00:38:30,639 | and you should feel bad about it and yourself. | and you should feel bad about it and yourself. |
877 | 00:38:30,640 | 00:38:33,640 | Also, I am loving these fish. | Also, I am loving these fish. |
878 | 00:38:34,690 | 00:38:38,019 | If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, | If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, |
879 | 00:38:38,020 | 00:38:40,779 | where-where do you think I would do that? | where-where do you think I would do that? |
880 | 00:38:40,780 | 00:38:41,989 | - What? | - What? |
881 | 00:38:41,990 | 00:38:43,819 | You know what, I think I should google it. | You know what, I think I should google it. |
882 | 00:38:43,820 | 00:38:45,110 | I'm gonna google it. Thanks. | I'm gonna google it. Thanks. |
883 | 00:38:51,950 | 00:38:53,619 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
884 | 00:38:53,620 | 00:38:55,750 | - Oh, hey. Hey. | - Oh, hey. Hey. |
885 | 00:39:00,460 | 00:39:02,509 | - How's it going? - Great. | - How's it going? - Great. |
886 | 00:39:02,510 | 00:39:08,009 | - I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. | - I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. |
887 | 00:39:09,760 | 00:39:12,309 | - Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything. | - Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything. |
888 | 00:39:12,310 | 00:39:14,429 | I was out there before you came out. | I was out there before you came out. |
889 | 00:39:14,430 | 00:39:17,100 | You didn't see me, but, um... | You didn't see me, but, um... |
890 | 00:39:18,560 | 00:39:20,859 | I can relate. | I can relate. |
891 | 00:39:20,860 | 00:39:22,860 | - Like, to what? | - Like, to what? |
892 | 00:39:27,030 | 00:39:28,279 | - Nothing. | - Nothing. |
893 | 00:39:29,370 | 00:39:31,079 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
894 | 00:39:31,080 | 00:39:33,200 | Okay. I'm gonna go back inside. | Okay. I'm gonna go back inside. |
895 | 00:39:34,580 | 00:39:38,999 | I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again. | I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again. |
896 | 00:39:39,000 | 00:39:41,000 | So... | So... |
897 | 00:39:42,130 | 00:39:43,880 | I like your jacket. | I like your jacket. |
898 | 00:39:44,880 | 00:39:47,180 | Okay. | Okay. |
899 | 00:39:49,300 | 00:39:52,559 | Thank you. Thank you so much. | Thank you. Thank you so much. |
900 | 00:39:52,560 | 00:39:55,889 | Will you all please join me in welcoming | Will you all please join me in welcoming |
901 | 00:39:55,890 | 00:40:00,519 | my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell. | my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell. |
902 | 00:40:04,070 | 00:40:06,109 | Thank you so much. Thank you. | Thank you so much. Thank you. |
903 | 00:40:06,110 | 00:40:08,029 | Isn't this the best time of year? | Isn't this the best time of year? |
904 | 00:40:08,030 | 00:40:09,489 | I mean, really. | I mean, really. |
905 | 00:40:09,490 | 00:40:11,449 | I know we're all having a great time tonight, | I know we're all having a great time tonight, |
906 | 00:40:11,450 | 00:40:13,279 | so I will be brief. | so I will be brief. |
907 | 00:40:13,280 | 00:40:15,659 | I've accomplished a lot in my life, | I've accomplished a lot in my life, |
908 | 00:40:15,660 | 00:40:18,079 | and serving you on the city council | and serving you on the city council |
909 | 00:40:18,080 | 00:40:22,839 | is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences. | is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences. |
910 | 00:40:22,840 | 00:40:25,129 | But I'm ready for more. | But I'm ready for more. |
911 | 00:40:26,340 | 00:40:29,299 | These are turbulent times, | These are turbulent times, |
912 | 00:40:29,300 | 00:40:33,349 | and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in | and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in |
913 | 00:40:33,350 | 00:40:35,929 | through the cracks of our community | through the cracks of our community |
914 | 00:40:35,930 | 00:40:40,019 | is by making sure there are no cracks. | is by making sure there are no cracks. |
915 | 00:40:40,020 | 00:40:42,020 | No cracks! | No cracks! |
916 | 00:40:44,270 | 00:40:48,739 | Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith, | Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith, |
917 | 00:40:48,740 | 00:40:54,199 | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. |
918 | 00:40:54,200 | 00:40:56,289 | I have loved being your city councilman, | I have loved being your city councilman, |
919 | 00:40:56,290 | 00:40:58,449 | and I can't wait to be your mayor. | and I can't wait to be your mayor. |
920 | 00:40:58,450 | 00:40:59,749 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
921 | 00:41:44,040 | 00:41:47,049 | ...the way I can ensure depravity | ...the way I can ensure depravity |
922 | 00:41:47,050 | 00:41:50,299 | doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community | doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community |
923 | 00:41:50,300 | 00:41:53,469 | is by making sure there are no cracks. | is by making sure there are no cracks. |
924 | 00:41:57,970 | 00:41:59,769 | Look, our foundation is built | Look, our foundation is built |
925 | 00:41:59,770 | 00:42:03,189 | on family, tradition and faith, | on family, tradition and faith, |
926 | 00:42:03,190 | 00:42:08,270 | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. |
927 | 00:42:15,950 | 00:42:17,739 | Um, for the chicken breast, | Um, for the chicken breast, |
928 | 00:42:17,740 | 00:42:21,999 | we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey... | we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey... |
929 | 00:42:47,150 | 00:42:49,109 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
930 | 00:42:49,110 | 00:42:50,230 | Shit. Shit! | Shit. Shit! |
931 | 00:42:51,070 | 00:42:52,569 | Come on. Come on. | Come on. Come on. |
932 | 00:42:52,570 | 00:42:54,650 | Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no. | Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no. |
933 | 00:42:59,030 | 00:43:00,539 | Oh! | Oh! |
934 | 00:43:00,540 | 00:43:04,209 | Abby, what are you doing in the closet? | Abby, what are you doing in the closet? |
935 | 00:43:04,210 | 00:43:07,499 | - I-- Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking. | - I-- Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking. |
936 | 00:43:07,500 | 00:43:09,499 | - Oh, that is very dangerous. | - Oh, that is very dangerous. |
937 | 00:43:09,500 | 00:43:11,499 | I once took too many Ambien, | I once took too many Ambien, |
938 | 00:43:11,500 | 00:43:13,629 | and I bought a racehorse online. | and I bought a racehorse online. |
939 | 00:43:13,630 | 00:43:15,009 | - Oh. - Okay. | - Oh. - Okay. |
940 | 00:43:15,010 | 00:43:16,589 | You need to go back downstairs, Abby. | You need to go back downstairs, Abby. |
941 | 00:43:16,590 | 00:43:18,089 | - Okay. - Carefully. | - Okay. - Carefully. |
942 | 00:43:18,090 | 00:43:19,549 | - Yeah, uh-- - Are you all right to do that? | - Yeah, uh-- - Are you all right to do that? |
943 | 00:43:19,550 | 00:43:21,259 | Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too. | Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too. |
944 | 00:43:21,260 | 00:43:23,809 | - God, I-I was in such a daze. - I'll get all this. | - God, I-I was in such a daze. - I'll get all this. |
945 | 00:43:23,810 | 00:43:24,849 | - Okay. - Go on. | - Okay. - Go on. |
946 | 00:43:24,850 | 00:43:25,850 | Um, I-I was-- | Um, I-I was-- |
947 | 00:43:25,851 | 00:43:27,399 | - Do you want me to come with you? | - Do you want me to come with you? |
948 | 00:43:27,400 | 00:43:28,479 | No, thank you. | No, thank you. |
949 | 00:43:28,480 | 00:43:29,610 | I'm sorry about this. | I'm sorry about this. |
950 | 00:43:32,610 | 00:43:35,109 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
951 | 00:43:35,110 | 00:43:37,409 | How did you get down here? | How did you get down here? |
952 | 00:43:37,410 | 00:43:39,369 | - When I saw that mess upstairs, | - When I saw that mess upstairs, |
953 | 00:43:39,370 | 00:43:41,869 | I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. | I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. |
954 | 00:43:41,870 | 00:43:43,539 | - What do you want to do for two hours? | - What do you want to do for two hours? |
955 | 00:43:43,540 | 00:43:45,500 | - I don't know. - Hmm. | - I don't know. - Hmm. |
956 | 00:44:05,480 | 00:44:07,100 | Mm. | Mm. |
957 | 00:44:12,320 | 00:44:14,279 | - Abby? - Shit. | - Abby? - Shit. |
958 | 00:44:14,280 | 00:44:15,689 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
959 | 00:44:15,690 | 00:44:17,149 | Abby, honey, are you okay? | Abby, honey, are you okay? |
960 | 00:44:17,150 | 00:44:19,109 | Uh-huh. I'm-I'm-I'm okay. | Uh-huh. I'm-I'm-I'm okay. |
961 | 00:44:19,110 | 00:44:21,029 | I can't believe I fell asleep. | I can't believe I fell asleep. |
962 | 00:44:21,030 | 00:44:23,789 | Um, I think there's something against the door. | Um, I think there's something against the door. |
963 | 00:44:23,790 | 00:44:25,789 | Um, I'm just moving it right now. | Um, I'm just moving it right now. |
964 | 00:44:25,790 | 00:44:27,000 | Sorry. It's heavy. | Sorry. It's heavy. |
965 | 00:44:28,080 | 00:44:29,119 | Morning. | Morning. |
966 | 00:44:29,120 | 00:44:31,079 | - Why did you block the door? | - Why did you block the door? |
967 | 00:44:31,080 | 00:44:33,590 | - I-I didn't want to sleepwalk again. | - I-I didn't want to sleepwalk again. |
968 | 00:44:35,090 | 00:44:37,259 | - Well, sorry to barge in. | - Well, sorry to barge in. |
969 | 00:44:37,260 | 00:44:39,379 | The twins usually stay down here. | The twins usually stay down here. |
970 | 00:44:39,380 | 00:44:41,299 | I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy. | I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy. |
971 | 00:44:41,300 | 00:44:42,429 | - Morning, kids. | - Morning, kids. |
972 | 00:44:42,430 | 00:44:44,599 | - Morning. - Abby. | - Morning. - Abby. |
973 | 00:44:44,600 | 00:44:46,889 | Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know | Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know |
974 | 00:44:46,890 | 00:44:50,520 | I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party. | I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party. |
975 | 00:44:51,560 | 00:44:52,609 | - What? | - What? |
976 | 00:44:52,610 | 00:44:53,689 | Well, you heard what she said. | Well, you heard what she said. |
977 | 00:44:53,690 | 00:44:56,609 | It's not just about me. | It's not just about me. |
978 | 00:44:56,610 | 00:44:58,439 | It's about our whole family. | It's about our whole family. |
979 | 00:44:58,440 | 00:45:01,029 | And what is a better representation of our family | And what is a better representation of our family |
980 | 00:45:01,030 | 00:45:04,330 | than your Christmas Eve party? | than your Christmas Eve party? |
981 | 00:45:05,370 | 00:45:07,200 | - It is legendary. | - It is legendary. |
982 | 00:45:08,700 | 00:45:09,959 | Mwah! | Mwah! |
983 | 00:45:09,960 | 00:45:11,869 | - Have a good day. - You know I will. | - Have a good day. - You know I will. |
984 | 00:45:11,870 | 00:45:13,129 | Can't even believe that. | Can't even believe that. |
985 | 00:45:13,130 | 00:45:15,289 | That is two more people on the guest list. | That is two more people on the guest list. |
986 | 00:45:15,290 | 00:45:18,049 | I basically have to reimagine the entire party. | I basically have to reimagine the entire party. |
987 | 00:45:18,050 | 00:45:19,719 | Man. | Man. |
988 | 00:45:19,720 | 00:45:21,339 | - Found it. | - Found it. |
989 | 00:45:21,340 | 00:45:23,929 | Okay, come on, you two. | Okay, come on, you two. |
990 | 00:45:23,930 | 00:45:25,850 | Let's look at it. | Let's look at it. |
991 | 00:45:28,180 | 00:45:29,929 | That was very, very close. | That was very, very close. |
992 | 00:45:29,930 | 00:45:31,439 | - We shouldn't have done that. | - We shouldn't have done that. |
993 | 00:45:31,440 | 00:45:34,559 | - Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... - This is the last batch. | - Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... - This is the last batch. |
994 | 00:45:34,560 | 00:45:36,899 | - ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies | - ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies |
995 | 00:45:36,900 | 00:45:38,069 | and decorated them. - No. | and decorated them. - No. |
996 | 00:45:38,070 | 00:45:40,899 | We're making these for the party. | We're making these for the party. |
997 | 00:45:40,900 | 00:45:42,159 | - Okay, I'm off. | - Okay, I'm off. |
998 | 00:45:42,160 | 00:45:43,569 | - What? Where are you going? | - What? Where are you going? |
999 | 00:45:43,570 | 00:45:45,489 | - Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor. | - Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor. |
1000 | 00:45:45,490 | 00:45:46,699 | He's gonna introduce us. | He's gonna introduce us. |
1001 | 00:45:46,700 | 00:45:48,369 | - Great. Right. - Yeah. | - Great. Right. - Yeah. |
1002 | 00:45:48,370 | 00:45:49,370 | Bye, babe. | Bye, babe. |
1003 | 00:45:49,371 | 00:45:50,539 | It just runs everywhere. | It just runs everywhere. |
1004 | 00:45:50,540 | 00:45:51,619 | - Bye, kids. - That's right. That's right. | - Bye, kids. - That's right. That's right. |
1005 | 00:45:51,620 | 00:45:52,789 | Bye, Daddy. | Bye, Daddy. |
1006 | 00:45:52,790 | 00:45:53,999 | - Jane. Oh, my God. | - Jane. Oh, my God. |
1007 | 00:45:54,000 | 00:45:55,499 | - I'm just gonna do a button. Can I-- - No, no. | - I'm just gonna do a button. Can I-- - No, no. |
1008 | 00:45:55,500 | 00:45:56,999 | - You can't decorate these. - But they have buttons. | - You can't decorate these. - But they have buttons. |
1009 | 00:45:57,000 | 00:45:58,709 | - And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number. | - And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number. |
1010 | 00:45:58,710 | 00:46:00,339 | - Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa? | - Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa? |
1011 | 00:46:00,340 | 00:46:01,799 | - Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time | - Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time |
1012 | 00:46:01,800 | 00:46:03,679 | to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just-- | to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just-- |
1013 | 00:46:03,680 | 00:46:05,509 | - Oh, take them to see Santa Claus. | - Oh, take them to see Santa Claus. |
1014 | 00:46:05,510 | 00:46:07,809 | This could be the last year that they see him. | This could be the last year that they see him. |
1015 | 00:46:07,810 | 00:46:09,099 | - Why? Is Santa dying? | - Why? Is Santa dying? |
1016 | 00:46:09,100 | 00:46:10,809 | - No. - Are we dying? | - No. - Are we dying? |
1017 | 00:46:10,810 | 00:46:13,099 | - No. Fine, I will take you. | - No. Fine, I will take you. |
1018 | 00:46:13,100 | 00:46:15,269 | I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway. | I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway. |
1019 | 00:46:15,270 | 00:46:17,609 | Did you guys get yours? - Yes. | Did you guys get yours? - Yes. |
1020 | 00:46:17,610 | 00:46:20,229 | Yeah, I'm making something very special. | Yeah, I'm making something very special. |
1021 | 00:46:20,230 | 00:46:21,609 | - Uh, what is white elephant? | - Uh, what is white elephant? |
1022 | 00:46:21,610 | 00:46:23,529 | Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do | Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do |
1023 | 00:46:23,530 | 00:46:25,949 | every year at our Christmas Eve party. - Oh. | every year at our Christmas Eve party. - Oh. |
1024 | 00:46:25,950 | 00:46:27,909 | - And I guess you don't know what it is | - And I guess you don't know what it is |
1025 | 00:46:27,910 | 00:46:30,449 | because Harper forgot to tell you about it. | because Harper forgot to tell you about it. |
1026 | 00:46:30,450 | 00:46:32,369 | - I'm sorry. - That's okay. | - I'm sorry. - That's okay. |
1027 | 00:46:32,370 | 00:46:33,789 | I-I can run out and grab one today. | I-I can run out and grab one today. |
1028 | 00:46:33,790 | 00:46:37,629 | - Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall. | - Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall. |
1029 | 00:46:37,630 | 00:46:40,169 | - Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office | - Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office |
1030 | 00:46:40,170 | 00:46:42,419 | and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight. | and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight. |
1031 | 00:46:42,420 | 00:46:44,339 | - Yeah, I wish I could go, | - Yeah, I wish I could go, |
1032 | 00:46:44,340 | 00:46:46,139 | but, um, I have to put the finishing touches | but, um, I have to put the finishing touches |
1033 | 00:46:46,140 | 00:46:48,349 | on my Christmas gifts. | on my Christmas gifts. |
1034 | 00:46:48,350 | 00:46:50,219 | - Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun. | - Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun. |
1035 | 00:46:50,220 | 00:46:52,179 | Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00. | Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00. |
1036 | 00:46:52,180 | 00:46:53,559 | - That's okay? | - That's okay? |
1037 | 00:46:53,560 | 00:46:56,559 | - We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight | - We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight |
1038 | 00:46:56,560 | 00:46:57,859 | before we leave for dinner. | before we leave for dinner. |
1039 | 00:46:57,860 | 00:46:59,019 | - Yes. - Yes. | - Yes. - Yes. |
1040 | 00:47:09,620 | 00:47:11,289 | - Oh. Hey. | - Oh. Hey. |
1041 | 00:47:11,290 | 00:47:13,999 | Hey. Can you watch them for a bit? | Hey. Can you watch them for a bit? |
1042 | 00:47:14,000 | 00:47:16,119 | I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them | I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them |
1043 | 00:47:16,120 | 00:47:19,339 | the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so... | the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so... |
1044 | 00:47:19,340 | 00:47:20,629 | Is that all right? | Is that all right? |
1045 | 00:47:20,630 | 00:47:21,749 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1046 | 00:47:21,750 | 00:47:23,259 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
1047 | 00:47:23,260 | 00:47:25,009 | - Okay. Thank you. | - Okay. Thank you. |
1048 | 00:47:25,010 | 00:47:27,089 | Be good, you two. | Be good, you two. |
1049 | 00:47:30,050 | 00:47:34,139 | - Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over-- | - Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over-- |
1050 | 00:47:34,140 | 00:47:35,559 | Want to-- Come on. | Want to-- Come on. |
1051 | 00:47:41,860 | 00:47:44,690 | - Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning? | - Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning? |
1052 | 00:47:45,740 | 00:47:48,279 | - Uh, we were playing a game. | - Uh, we were playing a game. |
1053 | 00:47:48,280 | 00:47:49,949 | - Like hide-and-seek? | - Like hide-and-seek? |
1054 | 00:47:49,950 | 00:47:51,579 | - Yeah, like hide-and-seek. | - Yeah, like hide-and-seek. |
1055 | 00:47:51,580 | 00:47:53,159 | We love that game. | We love that game. |
1056 | 00:47:53,160 | 00:47:55,159 | - What do you guys think about this white elephant game? | - What do you guys think about this white elephant game? |
1057 | 00:47:55,160 | 00:47:56,999 | What gift should I get? Can you help me? | What gift should I get? Can you help me? |
1058 | 00:47:57,000 | 00:47:58,749 | - How about this? | - How about this? |
1059 | 00:47:58,750 | 00:48:00,379 | - That is nice. | - That is nice. |
1060 | 00:48:00,380 | 00:48:03,709 | I was thinking maybe something everyone might like. | I was thinking maybe something everyone might like. |
1061 | 00:48:03,710 | 00:48:05,589 | Like, um... | Like, um... |
1062 | 00:48:05,590 | 00:48:08,259 | I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually. | I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually. |
1063 | 00:48:08,260 | 00:48:10,679 | Someone might want to have that. | Someone might want to have that. |
1064 | 00:48:10,680 | 00:48:13,100 | Seems Christmassy. | Seems Christmassy. |
1065 | 00:48:14,720 | 00:48:16,559 | Oh. | Oh. |
1066 | 00:48:16,560 | 00:48:18,389 | Hey, come on. Um... | Hey, come on. Um... |
1067 | 00:48:18,390 | 00:48:20,349 | Hey, Carolyn. | Hey, Carolyn. |
1068 | 00:48:20,350 | 00:48:21,860 | Hey, it's good to see you. | Hey, it's good to see you. |
1069 | 00:48:23,190 | 00:48:25,189 | I'm Abby. We met last night. | I'm Abby. We met last night. |
1070 | 00:48:25,190 | 00:48:27,189 | I'm Harper Caldwell's friend. | I'm Harper Caldwell's friend. |
1071 | 00:48:27,190 | 00:48:29,699 | Oh! Oh, yes. | Oh! Oh, yes. |
1072 | 00:48:29,700 | 00:48:31,949 | Yes, of course. | Yes, of course. |
1073 | 00:48:31,950 | 00:48:33,240 | Mm. | Mm. |
1074 | 00:48:34,740 | 00:48:37,290 | It's lovely seeing you. | It's lovely seeing you. |
1075 | 00:48:38,330 | 00:48:40,530 | - Hey, I'm-I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight. | - Hey, I'm-I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight. |
1076 | 00:48:41,380 | 00:48:43,420 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
1077 | 00:48:46,420 | 00:48:48,299 | Have-have a nice day. I'll see you later. | Have-have a nice day. I'll see you later. |
1078 | 00:48:48,300 | 00:48:50,339 | Hey! Ma'am! | Hey! Ma'am! |
1079 | 00:48:50,340 | 00:48:51,759 | - Oh, ma'am! - Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there. | - Oh, ma'am! - Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there. |
1080 | 00:48:51,760 | 00:48:53,799 | - Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. - Okay. | - Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. - Okay. |
1081 | 00:48:53,800 | 00:48:54,969 | - Miss, put it down. - Ma'am! | - Miss, put it down. - Ma'am! |
1082 | 00:48:54,970 | 00:48:57,559 | Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me. | Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me. |
1083 | 00:48:57,560 | 00:48:58,889 | - You want to explain that? - A-As I've said, | - You want to explain that? - A-As I've said, |
1084 | 00:48:58,890 | 00:49:01,349 | I did not put that in my bag. There might-- | I did not put that in my bag. There might-- |
1085 | 00:49:01,350 | 00:49:03,359 | - Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... - Oh. | - Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... - Oh. |
1086 | 00:49:03,360 | 00:49:06,479 | - ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding. | - ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding. |
1087 | 00:49:06,480 | 00:49:08,989 | - Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag. | - Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag. |
1088 | 00:49:08,990 | 00:49:10,529 | Did you check it for legs, or-- | Did you check it for legs, or-- |
1089 | 00:49:10,530 | 00:49:11,859 | - I haven't checked it for legs. - You haven't done that. | - I haven't checked it for legs. - You haven't done that. |
1090 | 00:49:11,860 | 00:49:13,779 | - I'm not suggesting that it grew legs. | - I'm not suggesting that it grew legs. |
1091 | 00:49:13,780 | 00:49:15,739 | - It's not looking good, sweetie. | - It's not looking good, sweetie. |
1092 | 00:49:15,740 | 00:49:16,949 | - Pittsburgh, huh? | - Pittsburgh, huh? |
1093 | 00:49:16,950 | 00:49:18,249 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1094 | 00:49:18,250 | 00:49:19,959 | - What are you doing down this way? | - What are you doing down this way? |
1095 | 00:49:19,960 | 00:49:21,329 | - You pulling a job? | - You pulling a job? |
1096 | 00:49:21,330 | 00:49:22,669 | Jacking a roost? | Jacking a roost? |
1097 | 00:49:22,670 | 00:49:24,289 | - What was that? - Yeah, hocking crank | - What was that? - Yeah, hocking crank |
1098 | 00:49:24,290 | 00:49:25,629 | and breaking bad? | and breaking bad? |
1099 | 00:49:25,630 | 00:49:27,669 | - I'm not doing any of those things. - Smash and grab? | - I'm not doing any of those things. - Smash and grab? |
1100 | 00:49:27,670 | 00:49:29,719 | - I-I didn't take this necklace. - Wow. | - I-I didn't take this necklace. - Wow. |
1101 | 00:49:29,720 | 00:49:31,679 | I'm sure that you could review some footage. | I'm sure that you could review some footage. |
1102 | 00:49:31,680 | 00:49:32,680 | Aren't there cameras in malls? | Aren't there cameras in malls? |
1103 | 00:49:32,681 | 00:49:34,679 | - Are you telling me how to do my job? - There are cameras everywhere. | - Are you telling me how to do my job? - There are cameras everywhere. |
1104 | 00:49:34,680 | 00:49:35,889 | - You're gonna regret it. - No. | - You're gonna regret it. - No. |
1105 | 00:49:35,890 | 00:49:37,009 | - You know what? Fine. - No, I'm not doing any-- | - You know what? Fine. - No, I'm not doing any-- |
1106 | 00:49:37,010 | 00:49:38,969 | - Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? - Good freaking luck. | - Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? - Good freaking luck. |
1107 | 00:49:38,970 | 00:49:40,389 | - You're in charge now. - Yeah. | - You're in charge now. - Yeah. |
1108 | 00:49:40,390 | 00:49:41,889 | - Can you believe-- - No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay? | - Can you believe-- - No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay? |
1109 | 00:49:41,890 | 00:49:43,649 | - Go ahead. - I'm gonna make this little birdie | - Go ahead. - I'm gonna make this little birdie |
1110 | 00:49:43,650 | 00:49:45,900 | go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau-- - Go ahead. | go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau-- - Go ahead. |
1111 | 00:49:47,400 | 00:49:49,029 | Eugene. | Eugene. |
1112 | 00:49:49,030 | 00:49:50,439 | - Goddamn it. We're-- - What are you-- | - Goddamn it. We're-- - What are you-- |
1113 | 00:49:50,440 | 00:49:51,859 | - I heard there were Cruffins in here. | - I heard there were Cruffins in here. |
1114 | 00:49:51,860 | 00:49:52,949 | - No. | - No. |
1115 | 00:49:52,950 | 00:49:54,409 | - There aren't any Cruffins. | - There aren't any Cruffins. |
1116 | 00:49:54,410 | 00:49:56,409 | There's not, or there were? Were there? | There's not, or there were? Were there? |
1117 | 00:49:56,410 | 00:49:58,409 | - No, we stopped keeping food in here. - No. | - No, we stopped keeping food in here. - No. |
1118 | 00:49:58,410 | 00:49:59,749 | Dad, Abby would never do this. | Dad, Abby would never do this. |
1119 | 00:49:59,750 | 00:50:00,959 | Go get ready quick, quick, quick, | Go get ready quick, quick, quick, |
1120 | 00:50:00,960 | 00:50:02,119 | because we're late now. | because we're late now. |
1121 | 00:50:02,120 | 00:50:03,289 | This isn't a conversation, Harper. | This isn't a conversation, Harper. |
1122 | 00:50:03,290 | 00:50:04,290 | Please, Dad, just be-- | Please, Dad, just be-- |
1123 | 00:50:04,291 | 00:50:05,789 | Shh! Quiet. | Shh! Quiet. |
1124 | 00:50:05,790 | 00:50:07,419 | - Okay. I'm sorry. - Oh, I know. I know. | - Okay. I'm sorry. - Oh, I know. I know. |
1125 | 00:50:07,420 | 00:50:09,170 | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
1126 | 00:50:14,510 | 00:50:16,549 | - I didn't do it. | - I didn't do it. |
1127 | 00:50:16,550 | 00:50:17,889 | - Baby, I know. | - Baby, I know. |
1128 | 00:50:17,890 | 00:50:21,679 | But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner. | But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner. |
1129 | 00:50:21,680 | 00:50:23,769 | Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways. | Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways. |
1130 | 00:50:23,770 | 00:50:25,399 | You're lucky you don't have to go. | You're lucky you don't have to go. |
1131 | 00:50:25,400 | 00:50:27,400 | Come here. | Come here. |
1132 | 00:50:31,440 | 00:50:35,109 | Can we hang out tonight after the dinner? | Can we hang out tonight after the dinner? |
1133 | 00:50:35,110 | 00:50:37,579 | My friends want to go out, and-and we can go with them | My friends want to go out, and-and we can go with them |
1134 | 00:50:37,580 | 00:50:39,989 | or we can not go with them, but... | or we can not go with them, but... |
1135 | 00:50:39,990 | 00:50:42,619 | I just think we-we need a break | I just think we-we need a break |
1136 | 00:50:42,620 | 00:50:44,709 | from the family. | from the family. |
1137 | 00:50:44,710 | 00:50:46,130 | Yeah, s-- | Yeah, s-- |
1138 | 00:50:47,710 | 00:50:49,839 | - Harper, we have got to go. | - Harper, we have got to go. |
1139 | 00:50:49,840 | 00:50:51,339 | Come on, we're gonna be late. | Come on, we're gonna be late. |
1140 | 00:50:51,340 | 00:50:53,049 | Okay. | Okay. |
1141 | 00:50:53,050 | 00:50:54,469 | - I'll see you later? - Mm-hmm. | - I'll see you later? - Mm-hmm. |
1142 | 00:50:54,470 | 00:50:55,589 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
1143 | 00:50:55,590 | 00:50:56,929 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1144 | 00:50:56,930 | 00:50:59,349 | We weren't able to get the photo again. | We weren't able to get the photo again. |
1145 | 00:51:36,630 | 00:51:37,799 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
1146 | 00:51:37,800 | 00:51:39,849 | - We meet again. | - We meet again. |
1147 | 00:51:39,850 | 00:51:41,429 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1148 | 00:51:41,430 | 00:51:43,059 | - No Harper? | - No Harper? |
1149 | 00:51:43,060 | 00:51:45,889 | - No, she's, um, with her family. | - No, she's, um, with her family. |
1150 | 00:51:45,890 | 00:51:47,849 | I-I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit. | I-I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit. |
1151 | 00:51:47,850 | 00:51:49,309 | What'd you get? | What'd you get? |
1152 | 00:51:49,310 | 00:51:51,979 | - Um... | - Um... |
1153 | 00:51:51,980 | 00:51:56,029 | Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party. | Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party. |
1154 | 00:51:56,030 | 00:51:57,989 | - Ah, you're going to that, too? | - Ah, you're going to that, too? |
1155 | 00:51:57,990 | 00:51:59,369 | - Oh, yeah. | - Oh, yeah. |
1156 | 00:51:59,370 | 00:52:01,199 | Yeah, my family goes every year. | Yeah, my family goes every year. |
1157 | 00:52:01,200 | 00:52:03,119 | It's, um... | It's, um... |
1158 | 00:52:03,120 | 00:52:05,199 | God, it's the best party of the year. | God, it's the best party of the year. |
1159 | 00:52:07,460 | 00:52:10,039 | You know, I'm-I'm glad I ran into you, | You know, I'm-I'm glad I ran into you, |
1160 | 00:52:10,040 | 00:52:13,209 | 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, | 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, |
1161 | 00:52:13,210 | 00:52:14,959 | it, like, really hurts. | it, like, really hurts. |
1162 | 00:52:14,960 | 00:52:18,589 | - Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um, | - Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um, |
1163 | 00:52:18,590 | 00:52:20,849 | contact stupiditis. | contact stupiditis. |
1164 | 00:52:20,850 | 00:52:23,099 | Um, because it's a stupid thing to do. | Um, because it's a stupid thing to do. |
1165 | 00:52:23,100 | 00:52:24,889 | - Yep. - Once you get to | - Yep. - Once you get to |
1166 | 00:52:24,890 | 00:52:27,090 | the finger-poking stage, you're-you're pretty much dead. | the finger-poking stage, you're-you're pretty much dead. |
1167 | 00:52:28,190 | 00:52:31,519 | I'd really like to drink some alcohol. | I'd really like to drink some alcohol. |
1168 | 00:52:31,520 | 00:52:33,230 | Do you know where I could do that? | Do you know where I could do that? |
1169 | 00:52:34,900 | 00:52:36,570 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
1170 | 00:52:56,840 | 00:52:58,589 | - Yes, you are. - I wish. | - Yes, you are. - I wish. |
1171 | 00:52:58,590 | 00:53:00,429 | - Just tell me. - I wish I had a story, like-- | - Just tell me. - I wish I had a story, like-- |
1172 | 00:53:00,430 | 00:53:02,049 | - Did you steal it? - No. | - Did you steal it? - No. |
1173 | 00:53:02,050 | 00:53:05,719 | And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all. | And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all. |
1174 | 00:53:05,720 | 00:53:07,809 | - You've got to get one. - I'm trying. | - You've got to get one. - I'm trying. |
1175 | 00:53:07,810 | 00:53:09,389 | - I will help you with this. | - I will help you with this. |
1176 | 00:53:09,390 | 00:53:11,769 | I know a lot of places that aren't malls. | I know a lot of places that aren't malls. |
1177 | 00:53:11,770 | 00:53:13,059 | - That would be great. | - That would be great. |
1178 | 00:53:23,700 | 00:53:26,909 | - What did you mean last night when you said you could relate? | - What did you mean last night when you said you could relate? |
1179 | 00:53:26,910 | 00:53:30,119 | - That was just a comment based on an assumption | - That was just a comment based on an assumption |
1180 | 00:53:30,120 | 00:53:33,040 | that I was making about you and Harper. | that I was making about you and Harper. |
1181 | 00:53:35,960 | 00:53:38,710 | - I think it's probably an accurate assumption. | - I think it's probably an accurate assumption. |
1182 | 00:53:40,970 | 00:53:43,139 | You don't have to talk to me about this stuff. | You don't have to talk to me about this stuff. |
1183 | 00:53:43,140 | 00:53:44,509 | I know it's weird, like-- | I know it's weird, like-- |
1184 | 00:53:44,510 | 00:53:46,389 | - So, what has she told you? | - So, what has she told you? |
1185 | 00:53:46,390 | 00:53:48,599 | - That you dated in high school. | - That you dated in high school. |
1186 | 00:53:48,600 | 00:53:50,849 | That you were her first girlfriend. | That you were her first girlfriend. |
1187 | 00:53:50,850 | 00:53:52,770 | That's about it. | That's about it. |
1188 | 00:53:54,150 | 00:53:55,900 | - Is there more? - Mm-hmm. | - Is there more? - Mm-hmm. |
1189 | 00:53:56,940 | 00:53:57,940 | Yeah, a little. | Yeah, a little. |
1190 | 00:54:00,900 | 00:54:02,910 | I mean... | I mean... |
1191 | 00:54:05,620 | 00:54:07,619 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1192 | 00:54:07,620 | 00:54:10,119 | Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable. | Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable. |
1193 | 00:54:10,120 | 00:54:11,829 | We were best friends. | We were best friends. |
1194 | 00:54:11,830 | 00:54:15,000 | And then, freshman year, we became more than friends. | And then, freshman year, we became more than friends. |
1195 | 00:54:16,250 | 00:54:18,250 | We started dating. | We started dating. |
1196 | 00:54:20,010 | 00:54:23,429 | But nobody knew that, obviously. | But nobody knew that, obviously. |
1197 | 00:54:23,430 | 00:54:26,469 | And we would, like, leave these little love letters | And we would, like, leave these little love letters |
1198 | 00:54:26,470 | 00:54:28,259 | in-in each other's lockers. | in-in each other's lockers. |
1199 | 00:54:28,260 | 00:54:31,389 | And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters, | And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters, |
1200 | 00:54:31,390 | 00:54:34,689 | and she asked Harper wh-what it was about, | and she asked Harper wh-what it was about, |
1201 | 00:54:34,690 | 00:54:39,479 | and Harper basically just said that I am gay | and Harper basically just said that I am gay |
1202 | 00:54:39,480 | 00:54:41,319 | and that I wouldn't leave her alone. | and that I wouldn't leave her alone. |
1203 | 00:54:41,320 | 00:54:44,279 | And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out, | And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out, |
1204 | 00:54:44,280 | 00:54:47,320 | and everybody was so awful to me. | and everybody was so awful to me. |
1205 | 00:54:48,370 | 00:54:50,410 | - I'm sorry, that's-- I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry, that's-- I'm sorry. |
1206 | 00:54:51,450 | 00:54:54,539 | - Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just | - Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just |
1207 | 00:54:54,540 | 00:54:58,249 | being in love with somebody that is... | being in love with somebody that is... |
1208 | 00:54:58,250 | 00:55:01,050 | too afraid to show the world who they are. | too afraid to show the world who they are. |
1209 | 00:55:07,970 | 00:55:09,680 | But that was a long time ago. | But that was a long time ago. |
1210 | 00:55:10,720 | 00:55:12,269 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1211 | 00:55:14,270 | 00:55:16,269 | - Thank you! | - Thank you! |
1212 | 00:55:16,270 | 00:55:19,020 | All right, that's enough. | All right, that's enough. |
1213 | 00:55:20,070 | 00:55:23,859 | And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you. | And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you. |
1214 | 00:55:23,860 | 00:55:26,449 | - We're gonna ask you a... | - We're gonna ask you a... |
1215 | 00:55:26,450 | 00:55:28,069 | - Question. - ...question. | - Question. - ...question. |
1216 | 00:55:28,070 | 00:55:30,329 | And you are going to... | And you are going to... |
1217 | 00:55:30,330 | 00:55:31,909 | - Give us the answer. - ...answer. | - Give us the answer. - ...answer. |
1218 | 00:55:31,910 | 00:55:34,039 | - Yeah. - It's simple. | - Yeah. - It's simple. |
1219 | 00:55:34,040 | 00:55:35,619 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
1220 | 00:55:40,130 | 00:55:42,589 | - We're gonna sing. Ready? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. | - We're gonna sing. Ready? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. |
1221 | 00:55:53,560 | 00:55:54,979 | - Everybody! - Whoa. | - Everybody! - Whoa. |
1222 | 00:56:04,110 | 00:56:05,899 | - No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. - What? | - No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. - What? |
1223 | 00:56:05,900 | 00:56:07,859 | - Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now. | - Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now. |
1224 | 00:56:07,860 | 00:56:09,199 | Yes! | Yes! |
1225 | 00:56:11,580 | 00:56:13,369 | Oh... | Oh... |
1226 | 00:56:13,370 | 00:56:15,999 | Come on, you want to hear her sing, right? | Come on, you want to hear her sing, right? |
1227 | 00:56:16,000 | 00:56:19,669 | Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing. | Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing. |
1228 | 00:56:19,670 | 00:56:21,959 | I'll help you. | I'll help you. |
1229 | 00:56:24,670 | 00:56:27,259 | Yeah, perfect! | Yeah, perfect! |
1230 | 00:56:53,950 | 00:56:56,789 | - Um, I should-- I should close out. | - Um, I should-- I should close out. |
1231 | 00:56:56,790 | 00:56:58,829 | It's-- Harper texted me. | It's-- Harper texted me. |
1232 | 00:56:58,830 | 00:57:01,169 | - Oh. - Yes. | - Oh. - Yes. |
1233 | 00:57:06,170 | 00:57:07,549 | ...of the square. | ...of the square. |
1234 | 00:57:07,550 | 00:57:09,169 | The guy at the top of the square. | The guy at the top of the square. |
1235 | 00:57:09,170 | 00:57:10,379 | That's the business model. | That's the business model. |
1236 | 00:57:10,380 | 00:57:12,009 | It's brilliant. | It's brilliant. |
1237 | 00:57:12,010 | 00:57:14,049 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
1238 | 00:57:14,050 | 00:57:15,559 | - Oh, Abby's here. - Shots, shots, shots. | - Oh, Abby's here. - Shots, shots, shots. |
1239 | 00:57:15,560 | 00:57:17,599 | You guys ready? - How was-- How was tonight? | You guys ready? - How was-- How was tonight? |
1240 | 00:57:17,600 | 00:57:19,139 | - Shots! - Oh, shots. It was great. It was good. | - Shots! - Oh, shots. It was great. It was good. |
1241 | 00:57:19,140 | 00:57:20,939 | - All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. - Shots, shots, shots, shots. | - All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. - Shots, shots, shots, shots. |
1242 | 00:57:20,940 | 00:57:22,479 | - No, no, no, no. - No, Abby, Abby, hey. | - No, no, no, no. - No, Abby, Abby, hey. |
1243 | 00:57:22,480 | 00:57:23,609 | Cannot be at this place sober. | Cannot be at this place sober. |
1244 | 00:57:23,610 | 00:57:24,819 | - It's a-- Ready? Cheers. - Cheers. | - It's a-- Ready? Cheers. - Cheers. |
1245 | 00:57:24,820 | 00:57:26,149 | - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes. | - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes. |
1246 | 00:57:26,150 | 00:57:28,399 | - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. | - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. |
1247 | 00:57:28,400 | 00:57:29,530 | One, two, three. Go. | One, two, three. Go. |
1248 | 00:57:30,570 | 00:57:32,529 | Oh! | Oh! |
1249 | 00:57:32,530 | 00:57:34,239 | - Okay, I need some music. - Did you have dinner? | - Okay, I need some music. - Did you have dinner? |
1250 | 00:57:34,240 | 00:57:35,659 | - Come, come, come, come, come. - Yeah. | - Come, come, come, come, come. - Yeah. |
1251 | 00:57:35,660 | 00:57:37,490 | - Wait. Okay, I'll come right back. | - Wait. Okay, I'll come right back. |
1252 | 00:57:41,290 | 00:57:43,379 | Are you having the most terrible time? | Are you having the most terrible time? |
1253 | 00:57:43,380 | 00:57:44,459 | - No. | - No. |
1254 | 00:57:44,460 | 00:57:46,299 | No, I'm-I'm just tired. | No, I'm-I'm just tired. |
1255 | 00:57:46,300 | 00:57:47,549 | - Okay. - I'm really tired. | - Okay. - I'm really tired. |
1256 | 00:57:47,550 | 00:57:49,459 | I think I'm gonna go. | I think I'm gonna go. |
1257 | 00:57:49,460 | 00:57:51,009 | - Oh, no. | - Oh, no. |
1258 | 00:57:51,010 | 00:57:52,509 | Uh... | Uh... |
1259 | 00:57:52,510 | 00:57:54,759 | I kind of want to stay a little bit longer. | I kind of want to stay a little bit longer. |
1260 | 00:57:54,760 | 00:57:56,680 | Is that okay? | Is that okay? |
1261 | 00:58:02,230 | 00:58:04,099 | - Yeah, you should-- Yes, of course. | - Yeah, you should-- Yes, of course. |
1262 | 00:58:04,100 | 00:58:05,359 | Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- - Yeah? | Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- - Yeah? |
1263 | 00:58:05,360 | 00:58:06,689 | Are you sure? - Mm. | Are you sure? - Mm. |
1264 | 00:58:06,690 | 00:58:08,399 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
1265 | 00:58:08,400 | 00:58:09,989 | And you'll get home okay? | And you'll get home okay? |
1266 | 00:58:09,990 | 00:58:11,569 | I won't be out late. | I won't be out late. |
1267 | 00:58:11,570 | 00:58:12,949 | Okay. | Okay. |
1268 | 00:58:12,950 | 00:58:15,699 | Text me when you get home. | Text me when you get home. |
1269 | 00:58:15,700 | 00:58:17,079 | Hey. | Hey. |
1270 | 00:58:17,080 | 00:58:18,239 | How about you? | How about you? |
1271 | 00:58:18,240 | 00:58:19,749 | You won't. You won't. | You won't. You won't. |
1272 | 00:58:19,750 | 00:58:22,290 | - She will. You won't. You won't. - You won't. | - She will. You won't. You won't. - You won't. |
1273 | 00:58:56,870 | 00:58:58,329 | Well, that was fun. | Well, that was fun. |
1274 | 00:58:58,330 | 00:59:00,079 | Whew. Yeah. | Whew. Yeah. |
1275 | 00:59:02,160 | 00:59:04,579 | - I'm glad you came out. - Yeah. | - I'm glad you came out. - Yeah. |
1276 | 00:59:04,580 | 00:59:06,829 | - It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this. | - It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this. |
1277 | 00:59:06,830 | 00:59:09,540 | Like, since we-- | Like, since we-- |
1278 | 00:59:10,590 | 00:59:11,879 | Well, you know. | Well, you know. |
1279 | 00:59:11,880 | 00:59:13,969 | I've missed you. | I've missed you. |
1280 | 00:59:13,970 | 00:59:15,719 | - No, it's nice to catch up. | - No, it's nice to catch up. |
1281 | 00:59:15,720 | 00:59:17,179 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1282 | 00:59:19,810 | 00:59:22,099 | - Well, I'm that way. | - Well, I'm that way. |
1283 | 00:59:22,100 | 00:59:23,639 | - Oh, darn. - Where are you? | - Oh, darn. - Where are you? |
1284 | 00:59:23,640 | 00:59:25,139 | I'm that way. | I'm that way. |
1285 | 00:59:25,140 | 00:59:26,649 | - Good night. - Good night. | - Good night. - Good night. |
1286 | 00:59:26,650 | 00:59:28,229 | It was great seeing you. | It was great seeing you. |
1287 | 00:59:32,230 | 00:59:34,240 | Hey, Harper, was there someone else? | Hey, Harper, was there someone else? |
1288 | 00:59:36,610 | 00:59:38,030 | - What do you mean? | - What do you mean? |
1289 | 00:59:39,070 | 00:59:41,120 | - Is that why we broke up? | - Is that why we broke up? |
1290 | 00:59:42,160 | 00:59:44,249 | - No. | - No. |
1291 | 00:59:44,250 | 00:59:46,959 | No, I mean, I-I told you that the long distance | No, I mean, I-I told you that the long distance |
1292 | 00:59:46,960 | 00:59:48,789 | just got too hard and-- | just got too hard and-- |
1293 | 00:59:48,790 | 00:59:50,289 | The distance. Yeah, I know, I know. | The distance. Yeah, I know, I know. |
1294 | 00:59:50,290 | 00:59:51,590 | I know. | I know. |
1295 | 00:59:54,260 | 00:59:56,089 | I don't know. Just... | I don't know. Just... |
1296 | 00:59:56,090 | 00:59:58,970 | kind of always felt like there was something... | kind of always felt like there was something... |
1297 | 01:00:00,760 | 01:00:04,020 | Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me. | Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me. |
1298 | 01:00:11,150 | 01:00:13,150 | - There wasn't someone else. | - There wasn't someone else. |
1299 | 01:00:33,840 | 01:00:35,260 | Hey. | Hey. |
1300 | 01:00:37,300 | 01:00:39,299 | - What's wrong? | - What's wrong? |
1301 | 01:00:39,300 | 01:00:40,639 | - Just making sure you're okay. | - Just making sure you're okay. |
1302 | 01:00:40,640 | 01:00:42,259 | - Why wouldn't I be? | - Why wouldn't I be? |
1303 | 01:00:42,260 | 01:00:44,849 | - I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was-- | - I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was-- |
1304 | 01:00:44,850 | 01:00:47,889 | - I-I know, but you-you knew I was out with my friends. | - I-I know, but you-you knew I was out with my friends. |
1305 | 01:00:47,890 | 01:00:49,269 | - Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that | - Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that |
1306 | 01:00:49,270 | 01:00:50,979 | you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning, | you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning, |
1307 | 01:00:50,980 | 01:00:52,189 | so I'm just checking on you. | so I'm just checking on you. |
1308 | 01:00:52,190 | 01:00:54,479 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
1309 | 01:00:54,480 | 01:00:56,779 | I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew. | I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew. |
1310 | 01:00:56,780 | 01:00:58,569 | - What is going on with you? | - What is going on with you? |
1311 | 01:00:58,570 | 01:01:00,569 | - Nothing. I-- | - Nothing. I-- |
1312 | 01:01:00,570 | 01:01:02,279 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
1313 | 01:01:02,280 | 01:01:06,119 | I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me. | I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me. |
1314 | 01:01:06,120 | 01:01:08,079 | - Keeping tabs on you? - Yeah. | - Keeping tabs on you? - Yeah. |
1315 | 01:01:08,080 | 01:01:09,709 | It just-- | It just-- |
1316 | 01:01:11,290 | 01:01:12,879 | - What? | - What? |
1317 | 01:01:12,880 | 01:01:16,459 | - It just feels a little... suffocating. | - It just feels a little... suffocating. |
1318 | 01:01:16,460 | 01:01:17,839 | - I'm suffocating you? | - I'm suffocating you? |
1319 | 01:01:17,840 | 01:01:19,839 | - Or not, but just-- | - Or not, but just-- |
1320 | 01:01:19,840 | 01:01:21,799 | - Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet | - Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet |
1321 | 01:01:21,800 | 01:01:23,219 | that you shoved me back into. - Shh! | that you shoved me back into. - Shh! |
1322 | 01:01:23,220 | 01:01:24,679 | You agreed to this. | You agreed to this. |
1323 | 01:01:24,680 | 01:01:25,929 | - Yeah, we were practically already here. | - Yeah, we were practically already here. |
1324 | 01:01:25,930 | 01:01:27,179 | - Can you sh-- | - Can you sh-- |
1325 | 01:01:27,180 | 01:01:28,599 | Please be quiet. | Please be quiet. |
1326 | 01:01:28,600 | 01:01:30,600 | - I was gonna-- I-- | - I was gonna-- I-- |
1327 | 01:01:32,400 | 01:01:34,649 | If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to | If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to |
1328 | 01:01:34,650 | 01:01:36,689 | was you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend all night, | was you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend all night, |
1329 | 01:01:36,690 | 01:01:39,690 | - maybe I wouldn't have. - God, Abby. | - maybe I wouldn't have. - God, Abby. |
1330 | 01:01:42,240 | 01:01:45,329 | I just-- I feel like we just need some space. | I just-- I feel like we just need some space. |
1331 | 01:01:45,330 | 01:01:46,620 | - You need some space? | - You need some space? |
1332 | 01:01:48,450 | 01:01:50,250 | Okay. | Okay. |
1333 | 01:01:51,420 | 01:01:52,829 | - Abby. | - Abby. |
1334 | 01:01:52,830 | 01:01:54,289 | Oh. | Oh. |
1335 | 01:01:54,290 | 01:01:57,459 | She is very heavy-footed. | She is very heavy-footed. |
1336 | 01:01:57,460 | 01:02:02,469 | Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run, | Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run, |
1337 | 01:02:02,470 | 01:02:04,679 | but I don't trust her to do them on her own, | but I don't trust her to do them on her own, |
1338 | 01:02:04,680 | 01:02:07,139 | so I need you to supervise. | so I need you to supervise. |
1339 | 01:02:07,140 | 01:02:09,060 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
1340 | 01:02:13,400 | 01:02:15,560 | - It's a long list. | - It's a long list. |
1341 | 01:02:18,690 | 01:02:20,489 | Okay. | Okay. |
1342 | 01:02:32,000 | 01:02:33,750 | No, no. | No, no. |
1343 | 01:02:38,210 | 01:02:41,089 | - Hey. - Okay, so... | - Hey. - Okay, so... |
1344 | 01:02:41,090 | 01:02:44,469 | I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. | I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. |
1345 | 01:02:44,470 | 01:02:48,139 | You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend, | You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend, |
1346 | 01:02:48,140 | 01:02:50,469 | I should have created a safe space for you to share | I should have created a safe space for you to share |
1347 | 01:02:50,470 | 01:02:52,889 | without the threat of criticism, so... | without the threat of criticism, so... |
1348 | 01:02:52,890 | 01:02:54,559 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1349 | 01:02:54,560 | 01:02:56,229 | I am here. | I am here. |
1350 | 01:02:56,230 | 01:02:57,859 | No judgment. | No judgment. |
1351 | 01:02:57,860 | 01:02:59,399 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
1352 | 01:02:59,400 | 01:03:00,979 | Well, let's see. | Well, let's see. |
1353 | 01:03:00,980 | 01:03:03,109 | I was arrested by mall security yesterday, | I was arrested by mall security yesterday, |
1354 | 01:03:03,110 | 01:03:05,279 | and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. | and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. |
1355 | 01:03:05,280 | 01:03:07,739 | And after spending her entire night, like, | And after spending her entire night, like, |
1356 | 01:03:07,740 | 01:03:11,659 | until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex-boyfriend Connor, | until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex-boyfriend Connor, |
1357 | 01:03:11,660 | 01:03:13,999 | she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. | she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. |
1358 | 01:03:14,000 | 01:03:16,579 | And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me | And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me |
1359 | 01:03:16,580 | 01:03:18,749 | like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and-- | like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and-- |
1360 | 01:03:18,750 | 01:03:21,339 | This is why I avoid Christmas. | This is why I avoid Christmas. |
1361 | 01:03:21,340 | 01:03:23,009 | It brings out the worst in everything. | It brings out the worst in everything. |
1362 | 01:03:23,010 | 01:03:26,049 | I-I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like-- | I-I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like-- |
1363 | 01:03:26,050 | 01:03:28,719 | Do I-- It's-- Do I stick it out for two days? | Do I-- It's-- Do I stick it out for two days? |
1364 | 01:03:28,720 | 01:03:30,719 | It's-it's not that long. | It's-it's not that long. |
1365 | 01:03:30,720 | 01:03:32,810 | But I don't know. I-- | But I don't know. I-- |
1366 | 01:03:34,020 | 01:03:35,889 | What would you do? | What would you do? |
1367 | 01:03:35,890 | 01:03:37,059 | Uh... | Uh... |
1368 | 01:03:37,060 | 01:03:38,519 | Uh... uh... | Uh... uh... |
1369 | 01:03:38,520 | 01:03:39,649 | I... | I... |
1370 | 01:03:39,650 | 01:03:41,779 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1371 | 01:03:41,780 | 01:03:44,739 | I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to give this a think. | I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to give this a think. |
1372 | 01:03:44,740 | 01:03:46,490 | I think. | I think. |
1373 | 01:03:47,740 | 01:03:49,570 | - Hello? | - Hello? |
1374 | 01:04:14,520 | 01:04:16,139 | Hey, um... | Hey, um... |
1375 | 01:04:16,140 | 01:04:17,889 | Hey, it's Abby. | Hey, it's Abby. |
1376 | 01:04:17,890 | 01:04:20,019 | Are you-- Are you doing anything right now? | Are you-- Are you doing anything right now? |
1377 | 01:04:20,020 | 01:04:22,269 | Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory? | Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory? |
1378 | 01:04:22,270 | 01:04:23,819 | Uh, this family. | Uh, this family. |
1379 | 01:04:23,820 | 01:04:25,859 | I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight | I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight |
1380 | 01:04:25,860 | 01:04:27,699 | over a quesadilla maker at this party once. | over a quesadilla maker at this party once. |
1381 | 01:04:27,700 | 01:04:29,780 | Oh, yikes. | Oh, yikes. |
1382 | 01:04:36,910 | 01:04:38,369 | - Everything all right? | - Everything all right? |
1383 | 01:04:38,370 | 01:04:39,670 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1384 | 01:04:42,670 | 01:04:45,839 | Thank you so much. It looks so good. | Thank you so much. It looks so good. |
1385 | 01:04:45,840 | 01:04:47,919 | I mean, it-it looks good. | I mean, it-it looks good. |
1386 | 01:04:52,890 | 01:04:54,349 | This is all for me. | This is all for me. |
1387 | 01:04:54,350 | 01:04:55,849 | It's not. It's not. | It's not. It's not. |
1388 | 01:04:55,850 | 01:04:57,019 | I'm just kidding. | I'm just kidding. |
1389 | 01:04:57,020 | 01:04:58,729 | It's for my-- | It's for my-- |
1390 | 01:04:58,730 | 01:05:00,810 | And yes, we'll have-- | And yes, we'll have-- |
1391 | 01:05:06,070 | 01:05:08,189 | Ready to go? | Ready to go? |
1392 | 01:05:12,450 | 01:05:14,450 | - It's probably okay. | - It's probably okay. |
1393 | 01:05:29,420 | 01:05:31,889 | - Oh, do not put that there. | - Oh, do not put that there. |
1394 | 01:05:31,890 | 01:05:34,639 | What do you think this is, a barn party? | What do you think this is, a barn party? |
1395 | 01:05:34,640 | 01:05:37,559 | Hey, everyone, please come down! | Hey, everyone, please come down! |
1396 | 01:05:37,560 | 01:05:41,229 | We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here. | We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here. |
1397 | 01:05:41,230 | 01:05:42,939 | - Honey, are you sure this is the best time? | - Honey, are you sure this is the best time? |
1398 | 01:05:42,940 | 01:05:44,399 | People will start arriving any minute. | People will start arriving any minute. |
1399 | 01:05:44,400 | 01:05:45,979 | - It's the only time. | - It's the only time. |
1400 | 01:05:48,940 | 01:05:50,489 | Hi, Abby. - Hi. | Hi, Abby. - Hi. |
1401 | 01:05:50,490 | 01:05:52,989 | Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift? | Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift? |
1402 | 01:05:52,990 | 01:05:54,819 | - I don't know. In the oven? | - I don't know. In the oven? |
1403 | 01:05:54,820 | 01:05:56,449 | Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes? | Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes? |
1404 | 01:05:56,450 | 01:05:57,989 | Under the damn tree. | Under the damn tree. |
1405 | 01:05:57,990 | 01:05:59,619 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1406 | 01:05:59,620 | 01:06:01,289 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1407 | 01:06:01,290 | 01:06:03,629 | You probably never even had a Christmas tree. | You probably never even had a Christmas tree. |
1408 | 01:06:03,630 | 01:06:06,089 | We do this party every year, | We do this party every year, |
1409 | 01:06:06,090 | 01:06:09,259 | and every year, no matter how early I start planning, | and every year, no matter how early I start planning, |
1410 | 01:06:09,260 | 01:06:11,969 | I just feel totally unprepared. | I just feel totally unprepared. |
1411 | 01:06:11,970 | 01:06:15,759 | And I can't find my Christmas brooch. | And I can't find my Christmas brooch. |
1412 | 01:06:15,760 | 01:06:17,309 | Have you seen it? | Have you seen it? |
1413 | 01:06:17,310 | 01:06:18,889 | You can tell me. | You can tell me. |
1414 | 01:06:18,890 | 01:06:20,309 | I won't be mad. | I won't be mad. |
1415 | 01:06:20,310 | 01:06:22,190 | I just want to know it's safe. | I just want to know it's safe. |
1416 | 01:06:23,650 | 01:06:25,110 | - I haven't seen it. | - I haven't seen it. |
1417 | 01:06:26,610 | 01:06:28,019 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
1418 | 01:06:28,020 | 01:06:32,489 | Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser, | Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser, |
1419 | 01:06:32,490 | 01:06:34,489 | there will be no questions asked. | there will be no questions asked. |
1420 | 01:06:34,490 | 01:06:35,740 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
1421 | 01:06:43,790 | 01:06:46,289 | Um... | Um... |
1422 | 01:06:46,290 | 01:06:47,500 | Hey, Ted. | Hey, Ted. |
1423 | 01:06:48,590 | 01:06:51,719 | I just wanted to mention-- | I just wanted to mention-- |
1424 | 01:06:51,720 | 01:06:54,969 | everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding. | everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding. |
1425 | 01:06:54,970 | 01:06:56,469 | You know, I would never, ever-- | You know, I would never, ever-- |
1426 | 01:06:56,470 | 01:06:58,719 | You-you don't-- You don't have to explain. | You-you don't-- You don't have to explain. |
1427 | 01:06:58,720 | 01:07:01,139 | Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes? | Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes? |
1428 | 01:07:01,140 | 01:07:02,889 | - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. | - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. |
1429 | 01:07:02,890 | 01:07:05,439 | - Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. - Oh. | - Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. - Oh. |
1430 | 01:07:05,440 | 01:07:07,439 | - Hey, Abby. - Hey. | - Hey, Abby. - Hey. |
1431 | 01:07:07,440 | 01:07:09,439 | - Look at what this little elf brought in. | - Look at what this little elf brought in. |
1432 | 01:07:09,440 | 01:07:11,279 | Wow. What is that? | Wow. What is that? |
1433 | 01:07:11,280 | 01:07:13,029 | - This is my masterpiece. | - This is my masterpiece. |
1434 | 01:07:13,030 | 01:07:15,529 | Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased. | Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased. |
1435 | 01:07:15,530 | 01:07:16,949 | - Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here. | - Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here. |
1436 | 01:07:16,950 | 01:07:18,279 | The printer's jammed again. | The printer's jammed again. |
1437 | 01:07:18,280 | 01:07:20,290 | - Oh, okay. I'm on it. | - Oh, okay. I'm on it. |
1438 | 01:07:32,300 | 01:07:34,919 | - Hey. - Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. |
1439 | 01:07:34,920 | 01:07:36,719 | What'd you do today? | What'd you do today? |
1440 | 01:07:36,720 | 01:07:40,049 | - I just went and got a white elephant gift. | - I just went and got a white elephant gift. |
1441 | 01:07:40,050 | 01:07:41,389 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
1442 | 01:07:41,390 | 01:07:42,849 | In town? | In town? |
1443 | 01:07:42,850 | 01:07:44,179 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1444 | 01:07:44,180 | 01:07:45,599 | - How'd you get there? | - How'd you get there? |
1445 | 01:07:45,600 | 01:07:46,689 | - Has Jane arrived yet? | - Has Jane arrived yet? |
1446 | 01:07:46,690 | 01:07:49,519 | - Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him. | - Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him. |
1447 | 01:07:49,520 | 01:07:51,399 | Jane, Ted, now! | Jane, Ted, now! |
1448 | 01:07:51,400 | 01:07:54,029 | Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins? | Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins? |
1449 | 01:07:54,030 | 01:07:56,739 | - They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight. | - They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight. |
1450 | 01:07:59,280 | 01:08:01,790 | Harper, come with me. | Harper, come with me. |
1451 | 01:08:07,920 | 01:08:09,419 | It's really a break from | It's really a break from |
1452 | 01:08:09,420 | 01:08:12,549 | traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary. | traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary. |
1453 | 01:08:12,550 | 01:08:15,219 | The vessels are curated for each individual. | The vessels are curated for each individual. |
1454 | 01:08:15,220 | 01:08:17,839 | - We'd be happy to mindfully assemble-- - Uh, S-Sloane was | - We'd be happy to mindfully assemble-- - Uh, S-Sloane was |
1455 | 01:08:17,840 | 01:08:21,549 | on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family. | on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family. |
1456 | 01:08:21,550 | 01:08:22,719 | She's our super mom, | She's our super mom, |
1457 | 01:08:22,720 | 01:08:27,139 | Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane... | Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane... |
1458 | 01:08:27,140 | 01:08:29,849 | i-is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house. | i-is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house. |
1459 | 01:08:29,850 | 01:08:31,309 | Aw. | Aw. |
1460 | 01:08:31,310 | 01:08:33,150 | I have a way with routers. | I have a way with routers. |
1461 | 01:08:35,030 | 01:08:36,779 | Excuse me, all. | Excuse me, all. |
1462 | 01:08:36,780 | 01:08:38,949 | Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you. | Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you. |
1463 | 01:08:38,950 | 01:08:40,239 | Oh. | Oh. |
1464 | 01:08:53,500 | 01:08:55,589 | - What are you drinking? | - What are you drinking? |
1465 | 01:08:55,590 | 01:08:57,799 | - Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol. | - Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol. |
1466 | 01:08:57,800 | 01:09:00,219 | - Gross. Can I have some? - Yeah. | - Gross. Can I have some? - Yeah. |
1467 | 01:09:03,350 | 01:09:05,849 | - Mm-hmm. - So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers. | - Mm-hmm. - So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers. |
1468 | 01:09:05,850 | 01:09:07,889 | He's half human, half Quazzle. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. | He's half human, half Quazzle. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. |
1469 | 01:09:07,890 | 01:09:10,309 | - He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle. | - He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle. |
1470 | 01:09:10,310 | 01:09:12,229 | The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back. | The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back. |
1471 | 01:09:12,230 | 01:09:14,019 | If you want the spa package vessel, | If you want the spa package vessel, |
1472 | 01:09:14,020 | 01:09:15,859 | you could do edible bubble bath. - Excuse me, Sloane. | you could do edible bubble bath. - Excuse me, Sloane. |
1473 | 01:09:15,860 | 01:09:17,989 | Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins. | Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins. |
1474 | 01:09:17,990 | 01:09:19,359 | - I'll find them. - Okay. | - I'll find them. - Okay. |
1475 | 01:09:19,360 | 01:09:20,699 | - Excuse me. | - Excuse me. |
1476 | 01:09:20,700 | 01:09:23,579 | - You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached | - You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached |
1477 | 01:09:23,580 | 01:09:28,039 | to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by | to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by |
1478 | 01:09:28,040 | 01:09:30,079 | and I stop believing in Santa Claus, | and I stop believing in Santa Claus, |
1479 | 01:09:30,080 | 01:09:32,249 | and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, | and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, |
1480 | 01:09:32,250 | 01:09:34,249 | we just kept that charade going. | we just kept that charade going. |
1481 | 01:09:34,250 | 01:09:37,459 | Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know? | Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know? |
1482 | 01:09:37,460 | 01:09:39,010 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
1483 | 01:09:40,050 | 01:09:42,389 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1484 | 01:09:42,390 | 01:09:44,429 | - Like, so bad for them that... | - Like, so bad for them that... |
1485 | 01:09:44,430 | 01:09:47,719 | you know, that I eventually just murdered them. | you know, that I eventually just murdered them. |
1486 | 01:09:47,720 | 01:09:48,889 | - That sounds fun. - Mm. | - That sounds fun. - Mm. |
1487 | 01:09:48,890 | 01:09:50,350 | Okay. | Okay. |
1488 | 01:09:51,390 | 01:09:53,019 | What is happening? | What is happening? |
1489 | 01:09:53,020 | 01:09:54,479 | Hey, you guys. | Hey, you guys. |
1490 | 01:09:54,480 | 01:09:56,149 | Connor, you made it. | Connor, you made it. |
1491 | 01:09:56,150 | 01:09:57,859 | - Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. - Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. | - Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. - Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. |
1492 | 01:09:57,860 | 01:09:59,689 | Good to see you. Hi. | Good to see you. Hi. |
1493 | 01:09:59,690 | 01:10:02,110 | - Merry Christmas. - I don't know. | - Merry Christmas. - I don't know. |
1494 | 01:10:04,160 | 01:10:05,949 | Yesterday, I'd never felt closer | Yesterday, I'd never felt closer |
1495 | 01:10:05,950 | 01:10:08,329 | to another person in my entire life, and now I... | to another person in my entire life, and now I... |
1496 | 01:10:08,330 | 01:10:11,039 | I don't know her. | I don't know her. |
1497 | 01:10:11,040 | 01:10:14,459 | And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I... | And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I... |
1498 | 01:10:14,460 | 01:10:18,499 | I-I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks, | I-I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks, |
1499 | 01:10:18,500 | 01:10:20,839 | and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. | and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. |
1500 | 01:10:20,840 | 01:10:22,879 | You know? | You know? |
1501 | 01:10:22,880 | 01:10:24,930 | - Well, maybe they both are. | - Well, maybe they both are. |
1502 | 01:10:28,220 | 01:10:30,220 | - I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. | - I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. |
1503 | 01:10:37,110 | 01:10:40,109 | - Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink. | - Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink. |
1504 | 01:10:40,110 | 01:10:41,950 | Okay? | Okay? |
1505 | 01:10:45,370 | 01:10:46,619 | Abby. | Abby. |
1506 | 01:10:46,620 | 01:10:48,409 | Abby! | Abby! |
1507 | 01:10:48,410 | 01:10:50,450 | Sorry. What? | Sorry. What? |
1508 | 01:10:51,450 | 01:10:52,620 | Um... | Um... |
1509 | 01:10:53,830 | 01:10:55,079 | How are you here? | How are you here? |
1510 | 01:10:55,080 | 01:10:56,499 | - When are you gonna get this? | - When are you gonna get this? |
1511 | 01:10:56,500 | 01:10:58,249 | I have been tracking you. | I have been tracking you. |
1512 | 01:10:58,250 | 01:10:59,629 | Mm, mm, mm, mm. | Mm, mm, mm, mm. |
1513 | 01:10:59,630 | 01:11:00,839 | - Hello. | - Hello. |
1514 | 01:11:00,840 | 01:11:01,840 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
1515 | 01:11:01,841 | 01:11:02,879 | I'm Tipper. | I'm Tipper. |
1516 | 01:11:02,880 | 01:11:04,469 | - This is my home. - Oh. | - This is my home. - Oh. |
1517 | 01:11:04,470 | 01:11:06,220 | - Are you the ex-boyfriend? | - Are you the ex-boyfriend? |
1518 | 01:11:10,890 | 01:11:13,729 | Y-Yes. I am John, | Y-Yes. I am John, |
1519 | 01:11:13,730 | 01:11:16,349 | Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend, | Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend, |
1520 | 01:11:16,350 | 01:11:19,439 | and I have come to get her back. | and I have come to get her back. |
1521 | 01:11:19,440 | 01:11:20,979 | Mm. I see. | Mm. I see. |
1522 | 01:11:20,980 | 01:11:24,819 | Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming, | Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming, |
1523 | 01:11:24,820 | 01:11:28,319 | but since you are here, enjoy. | but since you are here, enjoy. |
1524 | 01:11:28,320 | 01:11:30,330 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
1525 | 01:11:31,790 | 01:11:34,119 | Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous. | Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous. |
1526 | 01:11:34,120 | 01:11:35,369 | - What are you doing? | - What are you doing? |
1527 | 01:11:35,370 | 01:11:38,169 | - That phone call earlier was a cry for help. | - That phone call earlier was a cry for help. |
1528 | 01:11:38,170 | 01:11:40,629 | I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things. | I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things. |
1529 | 01:11:45,300 | 01:11:46,469 | - Is that the ex-boyfriend? | - Is that the ex-boyfriend? |
1530 | 01:11:47,930 | 01:11:49,390 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1531 | 01:11:50,560 | 01:11:52,559 | - I mean, I guess he's handsome. I-- | - I mean, I guess he's handsome. I-- |
1532 | 01:11:52,560 | 01:11:54,560 | Can we please go? | Can we please go? |
1533 | 01:11:59,650 | 01:12:01,189 | - Harper. | - Harper. |
1534 | 01:12:01,190 | 01:12:02,649 | It's over. | It's over. |
1535 | 01:12:02,650 | 01:12:04,190 | I'm done. | I'm done. |
1536 | 01:12:10,280 | 01:12:12,290 | - I'm just gonna... | - I'm just gonna... |
1537 | 01:12:13,370 | 01:12:16,039 | - Everybody, please take your seats. | - Everybody, please take your seats. |
1538 | 01:12:16,040 | 01:12:18,880 | We're ready to begin white elephant. | We're ready to begin white elephant. |
1539 | 01:12:20,630 | 01:12:22,089 | Abby. Hey. | Abby. Hey. |
1540 | 01:12:22,090 | 01:12:23,419 | Can we just talk for a second? | Can we just talk for a second? |
1541 | 01:12:23,420 | 01:12:25,209 | - No. I got to go. I-I can't-- | - No. I got to go. I-I can't-- |
1542 | 01:12:25,210 | 01:12:26,799 | I can't do this for you anymore. | I can't do this for you anymore. |
1543 | 01:12:26,800 | 01:12:28,549 | But, uh, merry Christmas. | But, uh, merry Christmas. |
1544 | 01:12:28,550 | 01:12:32,009 | Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor. | Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor. |
1545 | 01:12:32,010 | 01:12:35,139 | - What? What? No, I don't-- I don't want him. | - What? What? No, I don't-- I don't want him. |
1546 | 01:12:35,140 | 01:12:36,729 | I don't want Connor. | I don't want Connor. |
1547 | 01:12:36,730 | 01:12:37,889 | I want you. | I want you. |
1548 | 01:12:37,890 | 01:12:39,059 | - Then what was that? | - Then what was that? |
1549 | 01:12:39,060 | 01:12:40,769 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
1550 | 01:12:40,770 | 01:12:43,609 | Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley? | Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley? |
1551 | 01:12:43,610 | 01:12:45,939 | - None of this has anything to do with Riley. | - None of this has anything to do with Riley. |
1552 | 01:12:45,940 | 01:12:48,359 | This is all happening because of you, Harper. | This is all happening because of you, Harper. |
1553 | 01:12:48,360 | 01:12:51,949 | You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made. | You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made. |
1554 | 01:12:51,950 | 01:12:53,909 | - It is not that simple. - Do you know how painful | - It is not that simple. - Do you know how painful |
1555 | 01:12:53,910 | 01:12:58,369 | it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me? | it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me? |
1556 | 01:12:58,370 | 01:13:00,880 | I am not hiding you. I am hiding me. | I am not hiding you. I am hiding me. |
1557 | 01:13:01,920 | 01:13:03,749 | Okay? | Okay? |
1558 | 01:13:03,750 | 01:13:06,839 | Our entire life, we have been expected to be | Our entire life, we have been expected to be |
1559 | 01:13:06,840 | 01:13:10,800 | these perfect, golden children. | these perfect, golden children. |
1560 | 01:13:11,970 | 01:13:15,519 | I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free. | I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free. |
1561 | 01:13:15,520 | 01:13:17,099 | It is something that we competed for, | It is something that we competed for, |
1562 | 01:13:17,100 | 01:13:19,520 | and if we veered off their course, we lost it. | and if we veered off their course, we lost it. |
1563 | 01:13:21,020 | 01:13:23,269 | I-I know it's messed up, okay? | I-I know it's messed up, okay? |
1564 | 01:13:23,270 | 01:13:24,939 | I get it. | I get it. |
1565 | 01:13:24,940 | 01:13:26,609 | But they're my parents, | But they're my parents, |
1566 | 01:13:26,610 | 01:13:29,109 | and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am, | and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am, |
1567 | 01:13:29,110 | 01:13:31,279 | I will lose them. | I will lose them. |
1568 | 01:13:31,280 | 01:13:34,910 | And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you. | And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you. |
1569 | 01:13:36,950 | 01:13:38,960 | I don't want to lose you. | I don't want to lose you. |
1570 | 01:13:41,210 | 01:13:42,539 | - Hey, come here. Come here. | - Hey, come here. Come here. |
1571 | 01:13:42,540 | 01:13:44,289 | - No, I don't want to lose you. - No, no. | - No, I don't want to lose you. - No, no. |
1572 | 01:13:44,290 | 01:13:46,249 | Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay. | Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay. |
1573 | 01:13:46,250 | 01:13:48,340 | - I don't-- - Hey, stop. | - I don't-- - Hey, stop. |
1574 | 01:13:50,010 | 01:13:52,390 | - I don't want to lose you. - You're not. | - I don't want to lose you. - You're not. |
1575 | 01:13:57,390 | 01:13:59,770 | Matilda and Magnus... | Matilda and Magnus... |
1576 | 01:14:03,310 | 01:14:05,229 | If you want a present... | If you want a present... |
1577 | 01:14:05,230 | 01:14:07,229 | you better have a number. | you better have a number. |
1578 | 01:14:07,230 | 01:14:08,609 | 'Sup? | 'Sup? |
1579 | 01:14:08,610 | 01:14:09,989 | - 'Sup? | - 'Sup? |
1580 | 01:14:09,990 | 01:14:11,529 | Anybody else? | Anybody else? |
1581 | 01:14:12,820 | 01:14:14,820 | - You pump? | - You pump? |
1582 | 01:14:15,950 | 01:14:18,489 | - I'm sorry? - Weights. | - I'm sorry? - Weights. |
1583 | 01:14:18,490 | 01:14:20,370 | - Oh. - Yeah. | - Oh. - Yeah. |
1584 | 01:14:21,500 | 01:14:23,459 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1585 | 01:14:23,460 | 01:14:25,880 | You? - Yeah. Yeah. | You? - Yeah. Yeah. |
1586 | 01:14:27,000 | 01:14:29,010 | What do you bench? | What do you bench? |
1587 | 01:14:30,090 | 01:14:32,089 | Thousand. Thou-Thousand, plus. | Thousand. Thou-Thousand, plus. |
1588 | 01:14:32,090 | 01:14:34,139 | All right. Everybody have your numbers? | All right. Everybody have your numbers? |
1589 | 01:14:34,140 | 01:14:35,759 | - Kids? - Sloane, Sloane, Sloane! | - Kids? - Sloane, Sloane, Sloane! |
1590 | 01:14:35,760 | 01:14:37,349 | - Hmm? Yeah? - Can we just talk for a sec? | - Hmm? Yeah? - Can we just talk for a sec? |
1591 | 01:14:37,350 | 01:14:39,349 | - Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in | - Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in |
1592 | 01:14:39,350 | 01:14:41,179 | a romantic relationship, and you've been lying | a romantic relationship, and you've been lying |
1593 | 01:14:41,180 | 01:14:42,939 | to the family about it for God knows how long. | to the family about it for God knows how long. |
1594 | 01:14:42,940 | 01:14:44,519 | Does that sound about right, or-- | Does that sound about right, or-- |
1595 | 01:14:44,520 | 01:14:48,229 | - Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet. | - Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet. |
1596 | 01:14:48,230 | 01:14:50,529 | Please, Sloane. | Please, Sloane. |
1597 | 01:14:50,530 | 01:14:52,860 | I'm telling them after the holidays. | I'm telling them after the holidays. |
1598 | 01:15:01,450 | 01:15:02,789 | Just rip it. | Just rip it. |
1599 | 01:15:02,790 | 01:15:04,669 | Please promise me you won't say anything. | Please promise me you won't say anything. |
1600 | 01:15:04,670 | 01:15:07,079 | Now is just very bad timing, | Now is just very bad timing, |
1601 | 01:15:07,080 | 01:15:09,169 | and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways. | and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways. |
1602 | 01:15:09,170 | 01:15:10,709 | - Honestly, I feel sorry for you. | - Honestly, I feel sorry for you. |
1603 | 01:15:10,710 | 01:15:12,339 | Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken | Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken |
1604 | 01:15:12,340 | 01:15:14,339 | when they find out you've been lying to them. | when they find out you've been lying to them. |
1605 | 01:15:14,340 | 01:15:16,549 | - Sloane, if you-- - Wait. Kids? | - Sloane, if you-- - Wait. Kids? |
1606 | 01:15:16,550 | 01:15:18,889 | Found you! | Found you! |
1607 | 01:15:18,890 | 01:15:20,099 | Oh. | Oh. |
1608 | 01:15:20,100 | 01:15:21,309 | - Are you kidding me? | - Are you kidding me? |
1609 | 01:15:21,310 | 01:15:23,639 | No one's supposed to know yet. | No one's supposed to know yet. |
1610 | 01:15:23,640 | 01:15:25,389 | We had an agreement. | We had an agreement. |
1611 | 01:15:25,390 | 01:15:26,899 | - I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry. |
1612 | 01:15:26,900 | 01:15:29,570 | - I guess I'm not the only one with a secret. | - I guess I'm not the only one with a secret. |
1613 | 01:15:33,110 | 01:15:34,529 | - Wow. - Yeah. | - Wow. - Yeah. |
1614 | 01:15:34,530 | 01:15:36,409 | - Yeah, that is-- That's-that's good mass. | - Yeah, that is-- That's-that's good mass. |
1615 | 01:15:36,410 | 01:15:38,029 | That is solid. - Yeah. Thanks, man. | That is solid. - Yeah. Thanks, man. |
1616 | 01:15:38,030 | 01:15:40,279 | Oh, my God. They all look so nice. | Oh, my God. They all look so nice. |
1617 | 01:15:40,280 | 01:15:42,119 | Just choose, Jane. | Just choose, Jane. |
1618 | 01:15:42,120 | 01:15:43,909 | - Eeny, meeny, mi-- | - Eeny, meeny, mi-- |
1619 | 01:15:43,910 | 01:15:45,459 | I'm just kidding. | I'm just kidding. |
1620 | 01:15:46,461 | 01:15:48,879 | - You have no idea what goes on in other people's families, | - You have no idea what goes on in other people's families, |
1621 | 01:15:48,880 | 01:15:50,959 | so you need to just keep your mouth shut! | so you need to just keep your mouth shut! |
1622 | 01:15:50,960 | 01:15:53,419 | You keep your mouth shut, psycho! | You keep your mouth shut, psycho! |
1623 | 01:15:53,420 | 01:15:55,340 | - I should run. Yeah. - Yeah. | - I should run. Yeah. - Yeah. |
1624 | 01:15:57,390 | 01:15:59,139 | - Levi. We should-- | - Levi. We should-- |
1625 | 01:15:59,140 | 01:16:01,220 | Huh. I wonder what this one is. | Huh. I wonder what this one is. |
1626 | 01:16:02,640 | 01:16:05,269 | Abby, get the Santa. | Abby, get the Santa. |
1627 | 01:16:05,270 | 01:16:07,099 | - I mean-- - You stay out of this, Sappho. | - I mean-- - You stay out of this, Sappho. |
1628 | 01:16:07,100 | 01:16:08,149 | - I would-- | - I would-- |
1629 | 01:16:09,860 | 01:16:12,149 | - I don't know what this is. | - I don't know what this is. |
1630 | 01:16:12,150 | 01:16:14,439 | It's big. | It's big. |
1631 | 01:16:14,440 | 01:16:15,990 | Oh! | Oh! |
1632 | 01:16:18,490 | 01:16:20,239 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
1633 | 01:16:20,240 | 01:16:21,779 | - Oh, gosh. | - Oh, gosh. |
1634 | 01:16:21,780 | 01:16:23,790 | Here, help me out here. | Here, help me out here. |
1635 | 01:16:25,290 | 01:16:27,499 | What-what-what-- Wh-What is this? | What-what-what-- Wh-What is this? |
1636 | 01:16:27,500 | 01:16:29,829 | - It's a painting of Main Street. | - It's a painting of Main Street. |
1637 | 01:16:29,830 | 01:16:30,750 | I made it. | I made it. |
1638 | 01:16:30,751 | 01:16:32,339 | - I love that. | - I love that. |
1639 | 01:16:35,920 | 01:16:37,719 | No! No, no, no! | No! No, no, no! |
1640 | 01:16:37,720 | 01:16:40,139 | I'll kill you! | I'll kill you! |
1641 | 01:16:40,140 | 01:16:41,179 | I'll kill you! | I'll kill you! |
1642 | 01:16:41,180 | 01:16:42,679 | - What are you doing? - Girls! | - What are you doing? - Girls! |
1643 | 01:16:42,680 | 01:16:44,929 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
1644 | 01:16:44,930 | 01:16:46,389 | - Yeah, what is going on? | - Yeah, what is going on? |
1645 | 01:16:46,390 | 01:16:48,439 | Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? | Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? |
1646 | 01:16:48,440 | 01:16:49,939 | - Don't, Sloane! - Why? | - Don't, Sloane! - Why? |
1647 | 01:16:49,940 | 01:16:51,109 | It's not good timing? | It's not good timing? |
1648 | 01:16:52,190 | 01:16:53,899 | - Girls, stop that this instant! | - Girls, stop that this instant! |
1649 | 01:16:53,900 | 01:16:55,479 | - Come on, guys. Just hug it out. | - Come on, guys. Just hug it out. |
1650 | 01:16:55,480 | 01:16:56,649 | Shut up, Jane! | Shut up, Jane! |
1651 | 01:16:56,650 | 01:16:58,359 | - Don't do this, Sloane. | - Don't do this, Sloane. |
1652 | 01:16:58,360 | 01:17:00,819 | - All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. | - All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. |
1653 | 01:17:00,820 | 01:17:01,869 | Pathetic. | Pathetic. |
1654 | 01:17:01,870 | 01:17:03,029 | - Sloane, you're making a scene! | - Sloane, you're making a scene! |
1655 | 01:17:03,030 | 01:17:04,079 | I am? | I am? |
1656 | 01:17:04,080 | 01:17:06,450 | You think she's so innocent? | You think she's so innocent? |
1657 | 01:17:07,580 | 01:17:10,619 | All of this is happening because Harper is-- | All of this is happening because Harper is-- |
1658 | 01:17:15,300 | 01:17:17,419 | - Harper is a lesbian. | - Harper is a lesbian. |
1659 | 01:17:17,420 | 01:17:19,430 | Abby's her girlfriend. | Abby's her girlfriend. |
1660 | 01:17:31,770 | 01:17:32,980 | - She is lying. | - She is lying. |
1661 | 01:17:34,980 | 01:17:36,279 | I am not a lesbian. | I am not a lesbian. |
1662 | 01:17:36,280 | 01:17:40,070 | Sloane is the one that has this big-- | Sloane is the one that has this big-- |
1663 | 01:18:07,600 | 01:18:09,559 | No! | No! |
1664 | 01:18:11,770 | 01:18:13,729 | Harper! | Harper! |
1665 | 01:18:13,730 | 01:18:15,859 | - Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! - Oh, my. | - Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! - Oh, my. |
1666 | 01:18:15,860 | 01:18:16,979 | No! | No! |
1667 | 01:18:16,980 | 01:18:18,979 | Enough! | Enough! |
1668 | 01:18:20,320 | 01:18:25,119 | - I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... | - I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... |
1669 | 01:18:25,120 | 01:18:28,370 | you just destroyed it like it was nothing. | you just destroyed it like it was nothing. |
1670 | 01:18:30,540 | 01:18:31,960 | It was something. | It was something. |
1671 | 01:18:33,330 | 01:18:35,840 | I am something. | I am something. |
1672 | 01:18:37,090 | 01:18:38,589 | And guess what. | And guess what. |
1673 | 01:18:38,590 | 01:18:39,959 | I like myself. | I like myself. |
1674 | 01:18:39,960 | 01:18:44,430 | And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. | And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. |
1675 | 01:18:45,640 | 01:18:48,849 | But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, | But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, |
1676 | 01:18:48,850 | 01:18:51,389 | and I will not be left out anymore! | and I will not be left out anymore! |
1677 | 01:18:51,390 | 01:18:52,689 | No! | No! |
1678 | 01:18:56,560 | 01:18:57,899 | - Stop it, girls! | - Stop it, girls! |
1679 | 01:18:57,900 | 01:18:59,899 | Stop this right now. | Stop this right now. |
1680 | 01:18:59,900 | 01:19:01,069 | Guys, you keep ripping it more! | Guys, you keep ripping it more! |
1681 | 01:19:01,070 | 01:19:03,529 | Kids, what are you doing back there? | Kids, what are you doing back there? |
1682 | 01:19:03,530 | 01:19:06,200 | Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper. | Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper. |
1683 | 01:19:22,760 | 01:19:24,179 | Abby? | Abby? |
1684 | 01:19:29,720 | 01:19:31,600 | - Want to go for a walk? | - Want to go for a walk? |
1685 | 01:19:32,640 | 01:19:33,890 | Okay. | Okay. |
1686 | 01:19:34,940 | 01:19:36,729 | Okay. | Okay. |
1687 | 01:19:36,730 | 01:19:38,809 | Come on. | Come on. |
1688 | 01:19:38,810 | 01:19:40,730 | My parents loved Christmas. | My parents loved Christmas. |
1689 | 01:19:41,820 | 01:19:43,149 | We would do all the stuff. | We would do all the stuff. |
1690 | 01:19:43,150 | 01:19:45,449 | We would decorate and... | We would decorate and... |
1691 | 01:19:45,450 | 01:19:47,870 | do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. | do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. |
1692 | 01:19:52,450 | 01:19:56,209 | After they died, I-I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. | After they died, I-I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. |
1693 | 01:19:56,210 | 01:19:57,750 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
1694 | 01:19:59,630 | 01:20:03,299 | - The holidays were just a huge reminder of... | - The holidays were just a huge reminder of... |
1695 | 01:20:03,300 | 01:20:05,840 | them not being here. | them not being here. |
1696 | 01:20:08,010 | 01:20:10,299 | So I really thought maybe this year with... | So I really thought maybe this year with... |
1697 | 01:20:10,300 | 01:20:14,889 | with Harper and meeting her family, you know, | with Harper and meeting her family, you know, |
1698 | 01:20:14,890 | 01:20:16,770 | that it would just feel different. | that it would just feel different. |
1699 | 01:20:24,490 | 01:20:27,569 | I don't-- I don't think that she... | I don't-- I don't think that she... |
1700 | 01:20:27,570 | 01:20:29,569 | loves me as much as I thought she did. | loves me as much as I thought she did. |
1701 | 01:20:29,570 | 01:20:31,240 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
1702 | 01:20:32,330 | 01:20:37,329 | Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. | Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. |
1703 | 01:20:37,330 | 01:20:40,330 | How could it not? | How could it not? |
1704 | 01:20:42,290 | 01:20:46,090 | - Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? | - Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? |
1705 | 01:20:47,300 | 01:20:51,180 | - Um, that they loved and supported me. | - Um, that they loved and supported me. |
1706 | 01:20:52,350 | 01:20:54,560 | - That's amazing. | - That's amazing. |
1707 | 01:20:57,980 | 01:21:00,399 | My dad... | My dad... |
1708 | 01:21:00,400 | 01:21:02,229 | kicked me out of the house | kicked me out of the house |
1709 | 01:21:02,230 | 01:21:04,940 | and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. | and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. |
1710 | 01:21:06,860 | 01:21:09,280 | Everybody's story is different. | Everybody's story is different. |
1711 | 01:21:10,660 | 01:21:12,949 | There's your version | There's your version |
1712 | 01:21:12,950 | 01:21:17,000 | and my version and everything in between. | and my version and everything in between. |
1713 | 01:21:19,620 | 01:21:22,919 | But the one thing that all of those stories have in common | But the one thing that all of those stories have in common |
1714 | 01:21:22,920 | 01:21:27,419 | is that moment right before you say those words, | is that moment right before you say those words, |
1715 | 01:21:27,420 | 01:21:30,509 | when your heart is racing | when your heart is racing |
1716 | 01:21:30,510 | 01:21:32,800 | and you don't know what's coming next. | and you don't know what's coming next. |
1717 | 01:21:35,760 | 01:21:37,770 | That moment's really terrifying. | That moment's really terrifying. |
1718 | 01:21:39,440 | 01:21:41,599 | And then once you say those words, | And then once you say those words, |
1719 | 01:21:41,600 | 01:21:44,019 | you can't unsay them. | you can't unsay them. |
1720 | 01:21:44,020 | 01:21:48,399 | A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun, | A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun, |
1721 | 01:21:48,400 | 01:21:52,569 | and you have to be ready for that. | and you have to be ready for that. |
1722 | 01:21:52,570 | 01:21:54,780 | You can't do it for anyone else. | You can't do it for anyone else. |
1723 | 01:21:56,700 | 01:21:59,619 | Just because Harper isn't ready, | Just because Harper isn't ready, |
1724 | 01:21:59,620 | 01:22:02,169 | it doesn't mean she never will be, | it doesn't mean she never will be, |
1725 | 01:22:02,170 | 01:22:04,079 | and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. | and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. |
1726 | 01:22:09,880 | 01:22:13,429 | I-I want to be with someone who is ready. | I-I want to be with someone who is ready. |
1727 | 01:22:13,430 | 01:22:15,350 | - Mm. | - Mm. |
1728 | 01:22:28,030 | 01:22:30,569 | You look great in this coat. | You look great in this coat. |
1729 | 01:22:30,570 | 01:22:32,489 | - Merry Christmas. Thank you. - Thank you. | - Merry Christmas. Thank you. - Thank you. |
1730 | 01:22:36,120 | 01:22:37,870 | Just wait for me in the car. | Just wait for me in the car. |
1731 | 01:22:44,460 | 01:22:45,670 | Great party. | Great party. |
1732 | 01:22:46,710 | 01:22:48,299 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1733 | 01:22:48,300 | 01:22:49,420 | - You okay? | - You okay? |
1734 | 01:22:53,050 | 01:22:54,890 | - I'm so sorry. | - I'm so sorry. |
1735 | 01:23:02,100 | 01:23:04,270 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
1736 | 01:23:05,850 | 01:23:07,610 | - Merry Christmas. | - Merry Christmas. |
1737 | 01:23:12,530 | 01:23:14,359 | - She's a really good one. | - She's a really good one. |
1738 | 01:23:14,360 | 01:23:16,200 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1739 | 01:23:20,240 | 01:23:21,450 | - Riley. - Sloane. | - Riley. - Sloane. |
1740 | 01:23:27,630 | 01:23:29,500 | - I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry. |
1741 | 01:23:30,710 | 01:23:32,880 | Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed. | Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed. |
1742 | 01:23:34,970 | 01:23:37,219 | - Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming, | - Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming, |
1743 | 01:23:37,220 | 01:23:41,469 | and again, my apologies for the spectacle. | and again, my apologies for the spectacle. |
1744 | 01:23:41,470 | 01:23:43,230 | - I'll call you. | - I'll call you. |
1745 | 01:23:50,440 | 01:23:52,439 | - What the hell happened tonight? | - What the hell happened tonight? |
1746 | 01:23:52,440 | 01:23:54,949 | Even as children, you never behaved this badly. | Even as children, you never behaved this badly. |
1747 | 01:23:54,950 | 01:23:57,869 | I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. | I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. |
1748 | 01:23:57,870 | 01:23:59,909 | You know how this world works. | You know how this world works. |
1749 | 01:23:59,910 | 01:24:04,329 | Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. | Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. |
1750 | 01:24:04,330 | 01:24:07,169 | Jane, I know you-you just wanted to be included. | Jane, I know you-you just wanted to be included. |
1751 | 01:24:07,170 | 01:24:08,459 | - It was really nice. | - It was really nice. |
1752 | 01:24:08,460 | 01:24:12,419 | - Sloane, making up lies about your sister. | - Sloane, making up lies about your sister. |
1753 | 01:24:12,420 | 01:24:13,799 | You're better than that. | You're better than that. |
1754 | 01:24:13,800 | 01:24:16,260 | At least you used to be. | At least you used to be. |
1755 | 01:24:18,840 | 01:24:20,969 | - Sorry, I'm-I'm just getting my stuff. | - Sorry, I'm-I'm just getting my stuff. |
1756 | 01:24:20,970 | 01:24:23,059 | - Wait, Abby. | - Wait, Abby. |
1757 | 01:24:23,060 | 01:24:24,680 | Wait. | Wait. |
1758 | 01:24:27,140 | 01:24:29,150 | Sloane wasn't lying. | Sloane wasn't lying. |
1759 | 01:24:30,730 | 01:24:32,230 | I'm gay. | I'm gay. |
1760 | 01:24:36,820 | 01:24:39,740 | And I am in love with Abby. | And I am in love with Abby. |
1761 | 01:24:41,950 | 01:24:43,949 | I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, | I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, |
1762 | 01:24:43,950 | 01:24:47,499 | but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you, | but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you, |
1763 | 01:24:47,500 | 01:24:50,789 | and me being gay just didn't... | and me being gay just didn't... |
1764 | 01:24:50,790 | 01:24:53,209 | fit into the plan. | fit into the plan. |
1765 | 01:24:53,210 | 01:24:57,129 | But I... | But I... |
1766 | 01:24:57,130 | 01:25:00,340 | let myself hurt Riley... | let myself hurt Riley... |
1767 | 01:25:02,140 | 01:25:05,139 | ...because I was so scared that you would find out | ...because I was so scared that you would find out |
1768 | 01:25:05,140 | 01:25:07,390 | I wasn't who you wanted me to be. | I wasn't who you wanted me to be. |
1769 | 01:25:08,480 | 01:25:10,269 | And... | And... |
1770 | 01:25:10,270 | 01:25:12,860 | I still regret it. | I still regret it. |
1771 | 01:25:14,150 | 01:25:17,860 | I can't do that to Abby... | I can't do that to Abby... |
1772 | 01:25:19,910 | 01:25:21,700 | ...and throw away... | ...and throw away... |
1773 | 01:25:23,080 | 01:25:24,660 | ...our life together. | ...our life together. |
1774 | 01:25:27,620 | 01:25:32,379 | So I am done being scared, | So I am done being scared, |
1775 | 01:25:32,380 | 01:25:34,880 | and I am done keeping secrets. | and I am done keeping secrets. |
1776 | 01:25:37,050 | 01:25:38,800 | I love you. | I love you. |
1777 | 01:26:03,030 | 01:26:05,450 | - Eric and I are getting a divorce. | - Eric and I are getting a divorce. |
1778 | 01:26:06,700 | 01:26:09,660 | We separated a few months ago. | We separated a few months ago. |
1779 | 01:26:10,910 | 01:26:12,959 | And the truth is I didn't tell you | And the truth is I didn't tell you |
1780 | 01:26:12,960 | 01:26:15,210 | because without my family I'm worthless to you. | because without my family I'm worthless to you. |
1781 | 01:26:16,880 | 01:26:22,129 | We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, | We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, |
1782 | 01:26:22,130 | 01:26:24,140 | and I'm done, too. | and I'm done, too. |
1783 | 01:26:30,850 | 01:26:34,350 | - I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally. | - I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally. |
1784 | 01:26:49,040 | 01:26:51,579 | - I'm gonna go. | - I'm gonna go. |
1785 | 01:26:51,580 | 01:26:54,169 | - Wait. No, no. | - Wait. No, no. |
1786 | 01:26:57,960 | 01:26:59,880 | I did it. | I did it. |
1787 | 01:27:00,880 | 01:27:02,590 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
1788 | 01:27:04,300 | 01:27:06,849 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1789 | 01:27:06,850 | 01:27:09,470 | Uh, it's just too late. | Uh, it's just too late. |
1790 | 01:27:52,600 | 01:27:56,729 | I have always wanted to try karate, | I have always wanted to try karate, |
1791 | 01:27:56,730 | 01:27:58,729 | even though I know it's not elegant. | even though I know it's not elegant. |
1792 | 01:27:58,730 | 01:28:01,019 | I hate flowers. | I hate flowers. |
1793 | 01:28:01,020 | 01:28:02,689 | - I see what you're doing. | - I see what you're doing. |
1794 | 01:28:02,690 | 01:28:07,360 | - We have been so worried about seeming perfect. | - We have been so worried about seeming perfect. |
1795 | 01:28:09,030 | 01:28:13,000 | But maybe we don't even know what perfect is. | But maybe we don't even know what perfect is. |
1796 | 01:28:14,040 | 01:28:16,369 | We have one daughter | We have one daughter |
1797 | 01:28:16,370 | 01:28:20,379 | who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us, | who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us, |
1798 | 01:28:20,380 | 01:28:23,669 | and another daughter who... | and another daughter who... |
1799 | 01:28:23,670 | 01:28:27,339 | just had her heart broken | just had her heart broken |
1800 | 01:28:27,340 | 01:28:30,259 | because she was afraid | because she was afraid |
1801 | 01:28:30,260 | 01:28:33,019 | we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth. | we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth. |
1802 | 01:28:33,020 | 01:28:35,019 | And... | And... |
1803 | 01:28:35,020 | 01:28:38,649 | the only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her | the only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her |
1804 | 01:28:38,650 | 01:28:41,059 | after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool. | after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool. |
1805 | 01:28:43,110 | 01:28:45,189 | That is... | That is... |
1806 | 01:28:45,190 | 01:28:49,410 | very far from perfect, if you ask me. | very far from perfect, if you ask me. |
1807 | 01:28:57,080 | 01:28:58,999 | - Thanks. | - Thanks. |
1808 | 01:28:59,000 | 01:29:01,169 | - I'm really sorry. | - I'm really sorry. |
1809 | 01:29:01,170 | 01:29:02,669 | - I know. | - I know. |
1810 | 01:29:02,670 | 01:29:04,420 | Me, too. | Me, too. |
1811 | 01:29:05,800 | 01:29:08,179 | And, Jane, I... | And, Jane, I... |
1812 | 01:29:08,180 | 01:29:11,639 | I'm so sorry about your painting. | I'm so sorry about your painting. |
1813 | 01:29:11,640 | 01:29:13,429 | It was really beautiful. | It was really beautiful. |
1814 | 01:29:13,430 | 01:29:15,679 | - It was. | - It was. |
1815 | 01:29:15,680 | 01:29:17,850 | - Thanks, guys. | - Thanks, guys. |
1816 | 01:29:23,690 | 01:29:26,690 | - He just needs a little time. | - He just needs a little time. |
1817 | 01:29:31,320 | 01:29:33,949 | Okay, listen to these ingredients: | Okay, listen to these ingredients: |
1818 | 01:29:33,950 | 01:29:35,289 | maltodextrin, | maltodextrin, |
1819 | 01:29:35,290 | 01:29:37,999 | autolyzed yeast extract, | autolyzed yeast extract, |
1820 | 01:29:38,000 | 01:29:40,869 | artificial colors-- Red 40 Lake, | artificial colors-- Red 40 Lake, |
1821 | 01:29:40,870 | 01:29:44,129 | Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. | Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. |
1822 | 01:29:44,130 | 01:29:46,839 | Because all of the yellows taste so different. | Because all of the yellows taste so different. |
1823 | 01:29:46,840 | 01:29:49,589 | You know, I am disgusted at the poison | You know, I am disgusted at the poison |
1824 | 01:29:49,590 | 01:29:52,390 | these corporations try to pass off as food. | these corporations try to pass off as food. |
1825 | 01:29:54,220 | 01:29:56,099 | - Who's watching the animals? | - Who's watching the animals? |
1826 | 01:29:56,100 | 01:29:58,309 | - My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have | - My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have |
1827 | 01:29:58,310 | 01:30:01,270 | a conversation about the fish at some point. | a conversation about the fish at some point. |
1828 | 01:30:02,560 | 01:30:04,730 | - What happened to the fish? | - What happened to the fish? |
1829 | 01:30:06,860 | 01:30:08,860 | - Let's look at gum. | - Let's look at gum. |
1830 | 01:30:12,950 | 01:30:15,159 | Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that | Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that |
1831 | 01:30:15,160 | 01:30:17,079 | nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean. | nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean. |
1832 | 01:30:17,080 | 01:30:18,580 | Correct? | Correct? |
1833 | 01:30:21,210 | 01:30:23,039 | - Abby. | - Abby. |
1834 | 01:30:23,040 | 01:30:24,539 | - H-How did you even-- | - H-How did you even-- |
1835 | 01:30:24,540 | 01:30:26,999 | - I tracked you. John taught me. | - I tracked you. John taught me. |
1836 | 01:30:27,000 | 01:30:28,459 | - I just want to go home. | - I just want to go home. |
1837 | 01:30:28,460 | 01:30:30,759 | I know. I just-- | I know. I just-- |
1838 | 01:30:30,760 | 01:30:33,140 | Please, let me say this. | Please, let me say this. |
1839 | 01:30:34,180 | 01:30:36,429 | You are my family. | You are my family. |
1840 | 01:30:36,430 | 01:30:40,429 | I mean, you are the love of my life. | I mean, you are the love of my life. |
1841 | 01:30:40,430 | 01:30:41,979 | I was terrible. | I was terrible. |
1842 | 01:30:41,980 | 01:30:44,439 | And-and I wish that I could undo everything, | And-and I wish that I could undo everything, |
1843 | 01:30:44,440 | 01:30:46,819 | but I promise you I will make it up to you. | but I promise you I will make it up to you. |
1844 | 01:30:46,820 | 01:30:50,189 | I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. | I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. |
1845 | 01:30:50,190 | 01:30:52,860 | And I won't hurt you like this again. | And I won't hurt you like this again. |
1846 | 01:30:54,990 | 01:30:57,619 | But please... | But please... |
1847 | 01:30:57,620 | 01:30:59,449 | give me another chance. | give me another chance. |
1848 | 01:30:59,450 | 01:31:01,910 | I-I want to build a life with you. | I-I want to build a life with you. |
1849 | 01:31:03,960 | 01:31:05,790 | Please. | Please. |
1850 | 01:31:07,790 | 01:31:09,379 | - And what about your parents? I-- | - And what about your parents? I-- |
1851 | 01:31:09,380 | 01:31:11,419 | - No, no, I... | - No, no, I... |
1852 | 01:31:11,420 | 01:31:14,129 | I don't care what they think. | I don't care what they think. |
1853 | 01:31:14,130 | 01:31:16,510 | I only care about you. | I only care about you. |
1854 | 01:31:17,850 | 01:31:20,470 | If I have you, that's all I need. | If I have you, that's all I need. |
1855 | 01:31:22,770 | 01:31:24,480 | Be with me. | Be with me. |
1856 | 01:31:54,340 | 01:31:55,759 | So, the Shadow Dreamers | So, the Shadow Dreamers |
1857 | 01:31:55,760 | 01:31:58,219 | were compelled to rise up against Flanks. | were compelled to rise up against Flanks. |
1858 | 01:31:58,220 | 01:32:00,389 | Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations. | Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations. |
1859 | 01:32:00,390 | 01:32:01,769 | - Exactly. | - Exactly. |
1860 | 01:32:01,770 | 01:32:02,849 | - Good morning. | - Good morning. |
1861 | 01:32:02,850 | 01:32:04,139 | - Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. - Hi. | - Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. - Hi. |
1862 | 01:32:04,140 | 01:32:06,099 | - Morning. - Hey, Mom. | - Morning. - Hey, Mom. |
1863 | 01:32:06,100 | 01:32:07,979 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
1864 | 01:32:07,980 | 01:32:09,189 | How'd you sleep? | How'd you sleep? |
1865 | 01:32:09,190 | 01:32:11,149 | - Did he come down? | - Did he come down? |
1866 | 01:32:11,150 | 01:32:12,899 | - No, not yet. | - No, not yet. |
1867 | 01:32:12,900 | 01:32:14,319 | Everyone. | Everyone. |
1868 | 01:32:14,320 | 01:32:15,529 | Go ahead, kids. | Go ahead, kids. |
1869 | 01:32:15,530 | 01:32:18,319 | - We put the necklace in Abby's bag. | - We put the necklace in Abby's bag. |
1870 | 01:32:18,320 | 01:32:19,949 | We're sorry. | We're sorry. |
1871 | 01:32:19,950 | 01:32:21,279 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
1872 | 01:32:21,280 | 01:32:23,369 | - Can we open our stockings now? | - Can we open our stockings now? |
1873 | 01:32:23,370 | 01:32:25,209 | - Yes. - Let's go. | - Yes. - Let's go. |
1874 | 01:32:33,880 | 01:32:38,219 | - Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings | - Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings |
1875 | 01:32:38,220 | 01:32:40,219 | into this campaign. | into this campaign. |
1876 | 01:32:40,220 | 01:32:44,019 | Because I thought, if I won, | Because I thought, if I won, |
1877 | 01:32:44,020 | 01:32:46,019 | you'd all be proud of me. | you'd all be proud of me. |
1878 | 01:32:46,020 | 01:32:48,099 | - We're already proud of you. | - We're already proud of you. |
1879 | 01:32:48,100 | 01:32:50,359 | - We don't care if you win. | - We don't care if you win. |
1880 | 01:32:50,360 | 01:32:51,519 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1881 | 01:32:51,520 | 01:32:53,439 | And the money doesn't matter. | And the money doesn't matter. |
1882 | 01:32:53,440 | 01:32:56,030 | When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us. | When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us. |
1883 | 01:32:59,410 | 01:33:02,199 | - I love you, girls. | - I love you, girls. |
1884 | 01:33:02,200 | 01:33:04,999 | And I'm sorry for making you think | And I'm sorry for making you think |
1885 | 01:33:05,000 | 01:33:08,080 | that anything could ever get in the way of that. | that anything could ever get in the way of that. |
1886 | 01:33:09,080 | 01:33:10,749 | I want to do better, | I want to do better, |
1887 | 01:33:10,750 | 01:33:14,049 | and it will take time, but all I want for you | and it will take time, but all I want for you |
1888 | 01:33:14,050 | 01:33:16,169 | is to find the same joy and happiness | is to find the same joy and happiness |
1889 | 01:33:16,170 | 01:33:20,799 | that you have given me, no matter where it comes from. | that you have given me, no matter where it comes from. |
1890 | 01:33:24,890 | 01:33:26,679 | Aw. | Aw. |
1891 | 01:33:26,680 | 01:33:29,559 | Mm. | Mm. |
1892 | 01:33:41,410 | 01:33:42,819 | - Whoa! | - Whoa! |
1893 | 01:33:42,820 | 01:33:44,119 | - Smile. | - Smile. |
1894 | 01:33:44,120 | 01:33:45,489 | Smile. | Smile. |
1895 | 01:33:45,490 | 01:33:46,789 | Aw. | Aw. |
1896 | 01:33:46,790 | 01:33:48,829 | - You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you? | - You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you? |
1897 | 01:33:48,830 | 01:33:49,830 | - I-- It's impressive. | - I-- It's impressive. |
1898 | 01:34:07,350 | 01:34:09,139 | - Hello? - Merry Christmas, Ted. | - Hello? - Merry Christmas, Ted. |
1899 | 01:34:09,140 | 01:34:10,729 | - Merry-- - I'll get right to it. | - Merry-- - I'll get right to it. |
1900 | 01:34:10,730 | 01:34:13,269 | I like you. I think you can win, too, | I like you. I think you can win, too, |
1901 | 01:34:13,270 | 01:34:15,229 | and not just this election. | and not just this election. |
1902 | 01:34:15,230 | 01:34:17,609 | - Thank you, Ms. Levin. - Hold on. There's an "if." | - Thank you, Ms. Levin. - Hold on. There's an "if." |
1903 | 01:34:17,610 | 01:34:21,319 | Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true, | Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true, |
1904 | 01:34:21,320 | 01:34:23,529 | but if it is... | but if it is... |
1905 | 01:34:23,530 | 01:34:27,199 | and Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy | and Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy |
1906 | 01:34:27,200 | 01:34:29,869 | regarding her private life, | regarding her private life, |
1907 | 01:34:29,870 | 01:34:31,659 | I think we could be in business. | I think we could be in business. |
1908 | 01:34:31,660 | 01:34:33,670 | What do you say? | What do you say? |
1909 | 01:34:45,720 | 01:34:47,309 | - Well? | - Well? |
1910 | 01:34:47,310 | 01:34:49,270 | - It's not gonna work out. | - It's not gonna work out. |
1911 | 01:34:50,310 | 01:34:51,559 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
1912 | 01:34:51,560 | 01:34:53,230 | - We'll figure something out. | - We'll figure something out. |
1913 | 01:34:57,770 | 01:34:59,569 | Great, so-- Wait, come over here. | Great, so-- Wait, come over here. |
1914 | 01:34:59,570 | 01:35:01,899 | - Okay. Where am I? Here? - You move there. | - Okay. Where am I? Here? - You move there. |
1915 | 01:35:01,900 | 01:35:04,069 | - Yeah, okay. Okay. - Hi, honey. Right. | - Yeah, okay. Okay. - Hi, honey. Right. |
1916 | 01:35:04,070 | 01:35:06,119 | Um, Jane, you get in the middle. | Um, Jane, you get in the middle. |
1917 | 01:35:06,120 | 01:35:07,120 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1918 | 01:35:08,160 | 01:35:09,579 | Right there. | Right there. |
1919 | 01:35:09,580 | 01:35:11,329 | John, would you mind? | John, would you mind? |
1920 | 01:35:11,330 | 01:35:13,419 | - Oh, I would be delighted. | - Oh, I would be delighted. |
1921 | 01:35:13,420 | 01:35:15,539 | Okay. | Okay. |
1922 | 01:35:15,540 | 01:35:17,879 | - Abby, what are you doing way over there? | - Abby, what are you doing way over there? |
1923 | 01:35:17,880 | 01:35:19,499 | Get in here. - Come on. | Get in here. - Come on. |
1924 | 01:35:23,930 | 01:35:26,299 | - Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas." | - Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas." |
1925 | 01:35:26,300 | 01:35:28,179 | No, don't say that. | No, don't say that. |
1926 | 01:35:38,020 | 01:35:40,069 | "Once they cross Corvall Chasm, | "Once they cross Corvall Chasm, |
1927 | 01:35:40,070 | 01:35:42,239 | "they will enter floam territory. | "they will enter floam territory. |
1928 | 01:35:42,240 | 01:35:45,659 | "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out | "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out |
1929 | 01:35:45,660 | 01:35:47,449 | "with their Krindoll intact, | "with their Krindoll intact, |
1930 | 01:35:47,450 | 01:35:51,489 | "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders. | "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders. |
1931 | 01:35:51,490 | 01:35:55,999 | "They look to each other and then into the darkness. | "They look to each other and then into the darkness. |
1932 | 01:35:56,000 | 01:35:59,459 | It is Glank who takes the first step." | It is Glank who takes the first step." |
1933 | 01:36:07,550 | 01:36:09,349 | - Here you go. Thank you so much for coming. | - Here you go. Thank you so much for coming. |
1934 | 01:36:09,350 | 01:36:10,389 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1935 | 01:36:10,390 | 01:36:11,969 | - Bye. - Hi. | - Bye. - Hi. |
1936 | 01:36:11,970 | 01:36:13,139 | - Hi. - We'll meet you there? | - Hi. - We'll meet you there? |
1937 | 01:36:13,140 | 01:36:14,140 | - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
1938 | 01:36:14,140 | 01:36:15,140 | - Okay. - Yeah, you bet. | - Okay. - Yeah, you bet. |
1939 | 01:36:15,141 | 01:36:16,349 | - That was awesome. - Bye. | - That was awesome. - Bye. |
1940 | 01:36:16,350 | 01:36:17,399 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
1941 | 01:36:17,400 | 01:36:18,559 | - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. | - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. |
1941 | 01:36:17,400 | 01:36:18,559 | - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. | - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. |