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 1 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,489 ...so surprised when he saw all those presents 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,489 ...so surprised when he saw all those presents
2 00:02:35,490 00:02:38,279 under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them. under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them.
3 00:02:38,280 00:02:42,159 Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw, Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw,
4 00:02:42,160 00:02:44,499 who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane. who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane.
5 00:02:44,500 00:02:48,919 He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years, He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years,
6 00:02:48,920 00:02:51,709 until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992. until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992.
7 00:02:51,710 00:02:54,209 Ooh, you guys got to look at this house. Ooh, you guys got to look at this house.
8 00:02:54,210 00:02:55,629 This house is the site... This house is the site...
9 00:02:55,630 00:02:57,630 Are you having fun? Are you having fun?
10 00:02:58,640 00:02:59,969 - Are you having fun? - Are you having fun?
11 00:02:59,970 00:03:01,889 Yes, I think this is cute. Yes, I think this is cute.
12 00:03:01,890 00:03:03,309 - It is. Yeah. - It is. Yeah.
13 00:03:03,310 00:03:05,519 - Oh, God, you hate it. - Oh, God, you hate it.
14 00:03:05,520 00:03:07,309 No, I don't hate it. No, I don't hate it.
15 00:03:07,310 00:03:09,229 Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person. Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person.
16 00:03:09,230 00:03:11,439 I know, I know, but... I know, I know, but...
17 00:03:11,440 00:03:13,979 how can you not like the lights and the decorations how can you not like the lights and the decorations
18 00:03:13,980 00:03:15,779 and the Christmas trees? and the Christmas trees?
19 00:03:15,780 00:03:20,069 - Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible - Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible
20 00:03:20,070 00:03:23,199 for an annual average of four deaths, for an annual average of four deaths,
21 00:03:23,200 00:03:25,249 15 injuries 15 injuries
22 00:03:25,250 00:03:28,669 and a loss of $12 million? and a loss of $12 million?
23 00:03:28,670 00:03:30,379 Okay, I get it. Okay, I get it.
24 00:03:30,380 00:03:32,209 I think you made your point. I think you made your point.
25 00:03:32,210 00:03:34,249 Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas.
26 00:03:34,250 00:03:35,709 I love that you love it. I love that you love it.
27 00:03:35,710 00:03:37,799 I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets
28 00:03:37,800 00:03:39,509 when they're away for the holiday-- when they're away for the holiday--
29 00:03:39,510 00:03:40,930 Come with me. Come with me.
30 00:03:42,640 00:03:44,430 - Wait, where are we going? - Wait, where are we going?
31 00:03:46,430 00:03:47,979 Do you know these people? Do you know these people?
32 00:03:47,980 00:03:49,980 What are you doing? - No. Come here. What are you doing? - No. Come here.
33 00:03:54,230 00:03:57,069 Still not clear on the plan. Still not clear on the plan.
34 00:03:57,070 00:03:59,569 - Will you shut up and follow me, please? - Will you shut up and follow me, please?
35 00:03:59,570 00:04:01,529 Come on. Come on.
36 00:04:13,630 00:04:15,590 Well, does this do anything for you? Well, does this do anything for you?
37 00:04:19,880 00:04:21,890 - This is beautiful. - This is beautiful.
38 00:04:23,600 00:04:25,969 I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas. I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas.
39 00:04:25,970 00:04:27,809 I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.
40 00:04:27,810 00:04:29,809 - Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too. - Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too.
41 00:04:29,810 00:04:31,770 - We could just stay up here. - We could just stay up here.
42 00:04:34,400 00:04:36,780 I'd do that. I'd do that.
43 00:04:37,940 00:04:39,859 Hey! I hear you up there. Hey! I hear you up there.
44 00:04:39,860 00:04:41,199 I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police.
45 00:04:41,200 00:04:42,659 Um... Um...
46 00:04:45,990 00:04:47,699 - Abby? - Harper! - Abby? - Harper!
47 00:04:47,700 00:04:50,209 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
48 00:04:50,210 00:04:51,959 Are you okay? - Um... Are you okay? - Um...
49 00:04:51,960 00:04:54,289 I don't know. Uh, what do I do? I don't know. Uh, what do I do?
50 00:04:54,290 00:04:56,249 Stay there. I'm gonna get you down. Stay there. I'm gonna get you down.
51 00:04:56,250 00:04:57,709 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. Yeah.
52 00:04:57,710 00:04:59,590 - Shit. - Uh... - Shit. - Uh...
53 00:05:00,630 00:05:02,429 Oh. Oh.
54 00:05:02,430 00:05:04,089 What are you doing out there? What are you doing out there?
55 00:05:04,090 00:05:05,889 - Harper! - Are you peeping? - Harper! - Are you peeping?
56 00:05:05,890 00:05:07,469 Don't you peep at me. Don't you peep at me.
57 00:05:07,470 00:05:08,559 Oh, God! Oh, God!
58 00:05:08,560 00:05:09,849 Abby? Abby?
59 00:05:11,810 00:05:13,599 Oh, my God. Are you okay? Oh, my God. Are you okay?
60 00:05:13,600 00:05:15,189 - I'm so great. - I'm so great.
61 00:05:15,190 00:05:16,769 Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on. Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on.
62 00:05:16,770 00:05:17,979 We got to go. Come on. We got to go. Come on.
63 00:05:17,980 00:05:19,189 She's coming. Go. Run. - Oh. Hey. She's coming. Go. Run. - Oh. Hey.
64 00:05:19,190 00:05:20,609 Yeah, you better run. Yeah, you better run.
65 00:05:20,610 00:05:22,279 Pervert. Pervert.
66 00:05:22,280 00:05:24,279 - Who said you could come downstairs? - Who said you could come downstairs?
67 00:05:24,280 00:05:25,949 Giddyap. Giddyap.
68 00:05:47,430 00:05:48,969 Come with me. Come with me.
69 00:05:48,970 00:05:50,519 - Where? - Where?
70 00:05:50,520 00:05:53,099 - To my parents' house for Christmas. - To my parents' house for Christmas.
71 00:05:53,100 00:05:55,729 - Oh, really? - Oh, really?
72 00:05:55,730 00:05:57,649 I've got the pets to sit. I've got the pets to sit.
73 00:05:57,650 00:06:00,439 - Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you. - Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you.
74 00:06:00,440 00:06:02,649 I want to... I want to...
75 00:06:02,650 00:06:05,319 wake up with you on Christmas morning. wake up with you on Christmas morning.
76 00:06:05,320 00:06:08,369 And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas,
77 00:06:08,370 00:06:10,370 I'll never bring it up again. I'll never bring it up again.
78 00:06:12,620 00:06:14,869 - Deal. - Deal.
79 00:06:14,870 00:06:16,790 Yeah. - Mm. Yeah. - Mm.
80 00:06:59,290 00:07:00,539 - Hi. - Hi.
81 00:07:00,540 00:07:01,749 - Hey. - Hey.
82 00:07:01,750 00:07:02,919 Sit down. Sit down.
83 00:07:02,920 00:07:05,049 - What's going on in here? - What's going on in here?
84 00:07:05,050 00:07:08,719 - I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got... - I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got...
85 00:07:08,720 00:07:10,679 very excited about Christmas. very excited about Christmas.
86 00:07:10,680 00:07:15,059 - Oh... baby, you don't-- You don't have to come with me. - Oh... baby, you don't-- You don't have to come with me.
87 00:07:15,060 00:07:16,229 - Well, I want to. - No. - Well, I want to. - No.
88 00:07:16,230 00:07:18,019 No, no, no, no, I-- No, no, no, no, I--
89 00:07:18,020 00:07:20,189 I feel like I really put you on the spot last night, I feel like I really put you on the spot last night,
90 00:07:20,190 00:07:22,729 and I understand how you feel about Christmas and I understand how you feel about Christmas
91 00:07:22,730 00:07:24,819 because you lost your parents, and you just don't have-- because you lost your parents, and you just don't have--
92 00:07:24,820 00:07:26,949 - No, no, no, I-I genuinely want to go. - No, no, no, I-I genuinely want to go.
93 00:07:26,950 00:07:28,859 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh.
94 00:07:28,860 00:07:31,909 - I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person. - I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person.
95 00:07:31,910 00:07:33,619 - Okay. - Okay.
96 00:07:33,620 00:07:36,369 But who's gonna look after all those pets? But who's gonna look after all those pets?
97 00:07:36,370 00:07:38,370 - John's gonna cover for me. - John's gonna cover for me.
98 00:07:42,840 00:07:45,049 I know why you're worried. I know why you're worried.
99 00:07:45,050 00:07:47,169 But don't be. But don't be.
100 00:07:47,170 00:07:49,339 I'm all in on Christmas. I'm all in on Christmas.
101 00:07:50,970 00:07:52,969 - Hmm? - Good. - Hmm? - Good.
102 00:07:52,970 00:07:54,560 Yeah. Yeah.
103 00:07:56,680 00:07:58,309 So, for the cat, you can go every other day, So, for the cat, you can go every other day,
104 00:07:58,310 00:08:00,439 but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night. but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night.
105 00:08:00,440 00:08:01,859 - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Oh, and the apartment on Butler - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Oh, and the apartment on Butler
106 00:08:01,860 00:08:03,729 has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it, has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it,
107 00:08:03,730 00:08:05,899 it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that. it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that.
108 00:08:05,900 00:08:07,689 - Yes. - What are you doing on your phone? - Yes. - What are you doing on your phone?
109 00:08:07,690 00:08:10,239 - I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, - I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment,
110 00:08:10,240 00:08:12,239 so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves.
111 00:08:12,240 00:08:14,159 - You're tracking him? - Yeah. I track everybody. - You're tracking him? - Yeah. I track everybody.
112 00:08:14,160 00:08:16,579 If the NSA can do it, so can I. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
113 00:08:16,580 00:08:18,260 And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying? And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying?
114 00:08:19,290 00:08:20,749 - I wrote it all down. - I wrote it all down.
115 00:08:20,750 00:08:22,249 They're really specific directions, They're really specific directions,
116 00:08:22,250 00:08:24,089 but if you need anything, you can obviously call me. but if you need anything, you can obviously call me.
117 00:08:24,090 00:08:25,299 - Abigail, don't worry. - Abigail, don't worry.
118 00:08:25,300 00:08:28,379 I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors. I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors.
119 00:08:28,380 00:08:31,049 I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days. I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days.
120 00:08:31,050 00:08:33,179 It's... it's five days. It's... it's five days.
121 00:08:33,180 00:08:34,180 Five days. That's what I said. Five days. That's what I said.
122 00:08:34,180 00:08:35,180 - Refill? - Hi. - Refill? - Hi.
123 00:08:35,181 00:08:38,349 And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time-- And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time--
124 00:08:38,350 00:08:39,559 - What is Ultrasuede? - What is Ultrasuede?
125 00:08:39,560 00:08:42,809 - Ultrasuede is, like, a water-resistant fabric. - Ultrasuede is, like, a water-resistant fabric.
126 00:08:42,810 00:08:44,229 - Hello. - Hello.
127 00:08:44,230 00:08:45,769 - What are we doing here? - What are we doing here?
128 00:08:45,770 00:08:47,229 - Hi. Can I help you? - Hi. Can I help you?
129 00:08:47,230 00:08:48,899 - Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland. - Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland.
130 00:08:48,900 00:08:50,739 - Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here. - Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here.
131 00:08:50,740 00:08:52,909 I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne. I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne.
132 00:08:52,910 00:08:54,699 - Oh. - Oh.
133 00:08:54,700 00:08:55,829 Thank you. Thank you.
134 00:08:55,830 00:08:57,700 I love champagne. I love champagne.
135 00:08:58,950 00:09:00,620 - Here we are. - Here we are.
136 00:09:01,580 00:09:02,860 May I? - Yeah, of course. Thanks. May I? - Yeah, of course. Thanks.
137 00:09:08,590 00:09:10,419 There it is. There it is.
138 00:09:10,420 00:09:12,050 - No. - No.
139 00:09:13,760 00:09:15,679 Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship.
140 00:09:15,680 00:09:17,469 Why do you want to ruin that Why do you want to ruin that
141 00:09:17,470 00:09:19,889 by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions
142 00:09:19,890 00:09:22,099 in the history of the human race? in the history of the human race?
143 00:09:22,100 00:09:23,849 - Because I want to marry her. - Because I want to marry her.
144 00:09:23,850 00:09:26,649 - Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing - Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing
145 00:09:26,650 00:09:28,899 is tricking the woman you claim to love is tricking the woman you claim to love
146 00:09:28,900 00:09:31,439 by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity
147 00:09:31,440 00:09:33,319 and trying to make her your property. and trying to make her your property.
148 00:09:33,320 00:09:35,779 She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate. She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate.
149 00:09:35,780 00:09:37,159 She's a human being. She's a human being.
150 00:09:37,160 00:09:38,539 - No, it's not about owning her. - No, it's not about owning her.
151 00:09:38,540 00:09:40,079 It's about building a life with her. It's about building a life with her.
152 00:09:40,080 00:09:44,670 She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that.
153 00:09:46,000 00:09:49,089 - I suppose that's one way of looking at it. - I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
154 00:09:49,090 00:09:51,090 So, when are you gonna ask her? So, when are you gonna ask her?
155 00:09:52,670 00:09:54,589 - I was thinking of doing it on New Year's, - I was thinking of doing it on New Year's,
156 00:09:54,590 00:09:56,719 but now that I'm going home with her... but now that I'm going home with her...
157 00:09:56,720 00:09:58,759 I understand this is very old-fashioned, I understand this is very old-fashioned,
158 00:09:58,760 00:10:00,849 but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing
159 00:10:00,850 00:10:02,850 and propose on Christmas morning. and propose on Christmas morning.
160 00:10:04,230 00:10:07,979 - I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? - I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing?
161 00:10:11,360 00:10:13,189 Way to stick it to the patriarchy. Way to stick it to the patriarchy.
162 00:10:13,190 00:10:15,159 Really well done. Really well done.
163 00:10:27,960 00:10:29,339 God, I'm so excited. God, I'm so excited.
164 00:10:29,340 00:10:32,459 I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone.
165 00:10:32,460 00:10:36,259 I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years. I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years.
166 00:10:36,260 00:10:38,679 Also, a fact you don't know about me: Also, a fact you don't know about me:
167 00:10:38,680 00:10:41,429 I am actually very good with parents. I am actually very good with parents.
168 00:10:41,430 00:10:44,139 - Okay, there's something that we should talk about - Okay, there's something that we should talk about
169 00:10:44,140 00:10:45,729 before we get to my parents' house. before we get to my parents' house.
170 00:10:45,730 00:10:46,809 - What is it? - What is it?
171 00:10:46,810 00:10:48,809 - Do you remember this summer - Do you remember this summer
172 00:10:48,810 00:10:53,029 when I came out to my parents and told them we were together when I came out to my parents and told them we were together
173 00:10:53,030 00:10:55,239 and they took it really well? and they took it really well?
174 00:10:55,240 00:10:56,949 - Yeah. - Yeah.
175 00:10:56,950 00:11:01,369 - Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate. - Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate.
176 00:11:01,370 00:11:03,789 - They didn't take it well? - They didn't take it well?
177 00:11:03,790 00:11:05,829 - No. No, no. - No. No, no.
178 00:11:05,830 00:11:08,329 Um... Um...
179 00:11:08,330 00:11:10,340 I didn't tell them. I didn't tell them.
180 00:11:12,800 00:11:15,129 I was going to, and then Dad told us I was going to, and then Dad told us
181 00:11:15,130 00:11:16,929 that he was running for mayor, that he was running for mayor,
182 00:11:16,930 00:11:19,259 and it just didn't feel like the right time, and it just didn't feel like the right time,
183 00:11:19,260 00:11:22,099 and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor, and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor,
184 00:11:22,100 00:11:24,559 and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person,
185 00:11:24,560 00:11:27,689 which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just-- which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just--
186 00:11:27,690 00:11:30,059 I know that if I tell them now, I know that if I tell them now,
187 00:11:30,060 00:11:33,399 their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress,
188 00:11:33,400 00:11:35,899 and I-I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair. and I-I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair.
189 00:11:35,900 00:11:37,649 To you or to us. To you or to us.
190 00:11:37,650 00:11:39,319 - Then why did you invite me? - Then why did you invite me?
191 00:11:39,320 00:11:43,739 - Because we were just having such a special night, and... - Because we were just having such a special night, and...
192 00:11:43,740 00:11:47,579 and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you
193 00:11:47,580 00:11:51,249 and-and I want to give you such a great Christmas. and-and I want to give you such a great Christmas.
194 00:11:51,250 00:11:53,669 - You're off to a really great start. - You're off to a really great start.
195 00:11:53,670 00:11:54,839 - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry.
196 00:11:54,840 00:11:56,879 - So, who do they think I am? - So, who do they think I am?
197 00:11:56,880 00:11:58,339 - My roommate. - My roommate.
198 00:11:58,340 00:12:00,299 - They don't think it's weird that you're bringing - They don't think it's weird that you're bringing
199 00:12:00,300 00:12:02,049 your roommate home for Christmas? your roommate home for Christmas?
200 00:12:02,050 00:12:04,809 - No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go - No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go
201 00:12:04,810 00:12:08,889 because your parents are no longer with us. because your parents are no longer with us.
202 00:12:08,890 00:12:10,229 - I'm not going. - I'm not going.
203 00:12:10,230 00:12:14,229 - Look, this is actually a really good opportunity - Look, this is actually a really good opportunity
204 00:12:14,230 00:12:19,489 for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are. for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are.
205 00:12:19,490 00:12:21,489 You said it yourself, you're great with parents, You said it yourself, you're great with parents,
206 00:12:21,490 00:12:24,529 so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you, so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you,
207 00:12:24,530 00:12:27,790 and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them. and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them.
208 00:12:29,660 00:12:31,670 Look... Look...
209 00:12:34,000 00:12:37,129 I get it, okay? I get it, okay?
210 00:12:37,130 00:12:40,219 I am asking a lot of you. I am asking a lot of you.
211 00:12:40,220 00:12:42,889 But I promise I will tell them everything But I promise I will tell them everything
212 00:12:42,890 00:12:44,890 after the holidays. after the holidays.
213 00:12:52,520 00:12:54,150 - Okay, we can do this. - Okay, we can do this.
214 00:12:57,230 00:12:58,899 It's five days. It's five days.
215 00:12:58,900 00:13:00,739 How bad can it be? How bad can it be?
216 00:13:12,920 00:13:15,169 Should I have some sort of cover story or something? Should I have some sort of cover story or something?
217 00:13:15,170 00:13:16,339 Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no.
218 00:13:16,340 00:13:17,959 Just be you. - Okay. Just be you. - Okay.
219 00:13:17,960 00:13:19,709 - I mean, but don't, you know, - I mean, but don't, you know,
220 00:13:19,710 00:13:22,299 say that we're together, obviously, and, um... say that we're together, obviously, and, um...
221 00:13:22,300 00:13:26,679 you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um... you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um...
222 00:13:26,680 00:13:28,219 - Gay? - Yeah. - Gay? - Yeah.
223 00:13:28,220 00:13:31,139 Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it. Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it.
224 00:13:31,140 00:13:32,439 But don't lie. But don't lie.
225 00:13:32,440 00:13:34,399 You're a very bad liar. You're a very bad liar.
226 00:13:34,400 00:13:35,650 - No, I'm not. - No, I'm not.
227 00:13:37,270 00:13:39,609 - Hi! - Hi. - Hi! - Hi.
228 00:13:39,610 00:13:41,109 - Wait. - Wait.
229 00:13:41,110 00:13:42,489 Mom, what are you doing? Mom, what are you doing?
230 00:13:42,490 00:13:45,239 - I started an Instagram feed - I started an Instagram feed
231 00:13:45,240 00:13:49,039 for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain.
232 00:13:49,040 00:13:50,829 Your mother's going viral! Your mother's going viral!
233 00:13:52,460 00:13:53,579 Hi! Hi!
234 00:13:53,580 00:13:55,169 Aw. Aw.
235 00:13:55,170 00:13:57,129 - Look at you. - Look at you.
236 00:13:57,130 00:14:01,509 You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you. You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you.
237 00:14:01,510 00:14:03,929 Mom, stop. Mom, stop.
238 00:14:03,930 00:14:05,429 - Did you bring concealer? - Did you bring concealer?
239 00:14:05,430 00:14:07,139 - Yeah. This is Abby. - Yeah. This is Abby.
240 00:14:07,140 00:14:08,559 - Hi, Abby. - Hi, Abby.
241 00:14:08,560 00:14:10,179 It is so nice to meet you. It is so nice to meet you.
242 00:14:10,180 00:14:11,599 - It's so nice to meet you, too. - It's so nice to meet you, too.
243 00:14:11,600 00:14:12,849 Thank you for having me here. Thank you for having me here.
244 00:14:12,850 00:14:14,269 - It is nothing. - It is nothing.
245 00:14:14,270 00:14:18,649 Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need. Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need.
246 00:14:18,650 00:14:20,069 - Where is Dad? - Where is Dad?
247 00:14:20,070 00:14:22,439 - Uh, he's on a call. - Oh, okay. Well-- - Uh, he's on a call. - Oh, okay. Well--
248 00:14:22,440 00:14:24,149 Harper! Harper!
249 00:14:24,150 00:14:26,409 Oh, Jane. Oh, Jane.
250 00:14:26,410 00:14:28,159 Oh, I have asked you not to do that. Oh, I have asked you not to do that.
251 00:14:28,160 00:14:29,659 - I know. I didn't listen. - I know. I didn't listen.
252 00:14:29,660 00:14:31,489 - Oh. Yay! - Oh. - Oh. Yay! - Oh.
253 00:14:31,490 00:14:33,249 I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are. I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are.
254 00:14:33,250 00:14:34,829 - Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second - Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second
255 00:14:34,830 00:14:36,209 to see my little sis. - Oh, what's this? to see my little sis. - Oh, what's this?
256 00:14:36,210 00:14:37,749 - Oh, I was changing the air filters. - It's sticky. - Oh, I was changing the air filters. - It's sticky.
257 00:14:37,750 00:14:39,749 - Thank you, Jane. - Thank you, Jane.
258 00:14:39,750 00:14:41,459 Yeah, hi. You must be Abby. Yeah, hi. You must be Abby.
259 00:14:41,460 00:14:44,219 - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - You, too. - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - You, too.
260 00:14:44,220 00:14:45,840 Um... Um...
261 00:14:47,260 00:14:50,049 I'm so sorry about your parents. I'm so sorry about your parents.
262 00:14:50,050 00:14:51,469 Oh, no. Oh, no.
263 00:14:51,470 00:14:53,470 - Uh, it-it ha-- It happened a long time ago. - Uh, it-it ha-- It happened a long time ago.
264 00:14:54,850 00:14:56,439 - You're so brave. - You're so brave.
265 00:14:56,440 00:14:57,939 - Oh. - You don't need to be. - Oh. - You don't need to be.
266 00:14:57,940 00:14:59,399 - Jane. - Mom, can you just-- - Jane. - Mom, can you just--
267 00:14:59,400 00:15:00,939 Okay. That's enough, Jane. Okay. That's enough, Jane.
268 00:15:00,940 00:15:03,529 - Jane, too much. Too much. - You're always safe with-- - Jane, too much. Too much. - You're always safe with--
269 00:15:03,530 00:15:06,109 - So, this is our living room. - So, this is our living room.
270 00:15:06,110 00:15:07,989 - Wow, that's a beautiful piano. - Wow, that's a beautiful piano.
271 00:15:07,990 00:15:09,319 - Isn't it? - Isn't it?
272 00:15:09,320 00:15:11,369 Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered
273 00:15:11,370 00:15:13,539 to learn to play it, but it does look nice. to learn to play it, but it does look nice.
274 00:15:13,540 00:15:15,499 - I took lessons for eight years. - I took lessons for eight years.
275 00:15:15,500 00:15:17,169 And this is the den. And this is the den.
276 00:15:17,170 00:15:18,999 - You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right? - You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right?
277 00:15:19,000 00:15:20,039 Perfect. Perfect.
278 00:15:20,040 00:15:21,709 Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later. Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later.
279 00:15:21,710 00:15:23,339 My daughter just arrived. My daughter just arrived.
280 00:15:23,340 00:15:25,169 There she is, my perfect girl. There she is, my perfect girl.
281 00:15:25,170 00:15:27,299 - Hi, Dad. - Oh, look at you. - Hi, Dad. - Oh, look at you.
282 00:15:27,300 00:15:29,889 Oh! Oh!
283 00:15:29,890 00:15:32,309 - Hi, Dad. - Jane, glad you're here. - Hi, Dad. - Jane, glad you're here.
284 00:15:32,310 00:15:34,599 The Internet has been a little spotty. The Internet has been a little spotty.
285 00:15:34,600 00:15:36,599 - Ugh, not again. - Ugh, not again.
286 00:15:36,600 00:15:39,229 - Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend. - Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend.
287 00:15:39,230 00:15:40,979 - Oh. - This is Abby. - Oh. - This is Abby.
288 00:15:40,980 00:15:42,729 - Yes, of course. - Hey, sir. - Yes, of course. - Hey, sir.
289 00:15:42,730 00:15:44,359 Terrible. Terrible.
290 00:15:44,360 00:15:46,489 There, there. There, there.
291 00:15:46,490 00:15:48,279 Harper, I read your piece about that senator. Harper, I read your piece about that senator.
292 00:15:48,280 00:15:49,699 He's got to resign, right? He's got to resign, right?
293 00:15:49,700 00:15:51,489 Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time. Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time.
294 00:15:51,490 00:15:53,949 - That was a good piece. - Aw. - That was a good piece. - Aw.
295 00:15:53,950 00:15:54,950 Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad.
296 00:15:54,951 00:15:56,579 - You know what was really good? - You know what was really good?
297 00:15:56,580 00:15:58,959 Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving. Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving.
298 00:15:58,960 00:16:01,379 - Oh, thank you. You-you know, that speech wasn't scripted. - Oh, thank you. You-you know, that speech wasn't scripted.
299 00:16:01,380 00:16:02,959 I ju-- It just came to me. I ju-- It just came to me.
300 00:16:02,960 00:16:04,589 - You could tell. I mean, you were very-- - You could tell. I mean, you were very--
301 00:16:04,590 00:16:06,419 Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue. Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue.
302 00:16:06,420 00:16:08,509 - Okay. Bye. - See you later. - Okay. Bye. - See you later.
303 00:16:08,510 00:16:11,049 - And this is Sloane's room. - And this is Sloane's room.
304 00:16:11,050 00:16:13,299 She's my eldest. She's my eldest.
305 00:16:13,300 00:16:14,719 - That's a lot of trophies. - That's a lot of trophies.
306 00:16:14,720 00:16:16,059 - Yes. - Yes.
307 00:16:16,060 00:16:17,729 She was brilliant. She was brilliant.
308 00:16:17,730 00:16:19,439 She and her husband Eric-- She and her husband Eric--
309 00:16:19,440 00:16:22,309 he graduated top of his class at Yale-- he graduated top of his class at Yale--
310 00:16:22,310 00:16:25,019 were very successful attorneys, were very successful attorneys,
311 00:16:25,020 00:16:28,779 but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins, but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins,
312 00:16:28,780 00:16:32,570 and now they make gift baskets. and now they make gift baskets.
313 00:16:35,120 00:16:36,659 Which is great. Which is great.
314 00:16:36,660 00:16:38,119 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
315 00:16:38,120 00:16:40,710 What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
316 00:16:44,090 00:16:45,749 - Wow. - Wow.
317 00:16:45,750 00:16:48,169 I know, right? I know, right?
318 00:16:48,170 00:16:50,009 Ugh, is it hot in here, Ugh, is it hot in here,
319 00:16:50,010 00:16:51,759 - or is it just him? - Okay. - or is it just him? - Okay.
320 00:16:51,760 00:16:53,429 - Yummy, yummy, yummy. - Okay. - Yummy, yummy, yummy. - Okay.
321 00:16:53,430 00:16:55,759 - No. Jane. No. - Num, num. - No. Jane. No. - Num, num.
322 00:16:55,760 00:16:57,269 Mom, I thought you were gonna Mom, I thought you were gonna
323 00:16:57,270 00:16:58,979 turn this room into your office. turn this room into your office.
324 00:16:58,980 00:17:01,229 - Men need offices, dear. - Men need offices, dear.
325 00:17:01,230 00:17:05,649 Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor! Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor!
326 00:17:05,650 00:17:08,649 I asked you to put this away. I asked you to put this away.
327 00:17:08,650 00:17:10,529 You know, he's still single. You know, he's still single.
328 00:17:10,530 00:17:12,489 - Okay, Mom, stop, please. - Mm. - Okay, Mom, stop, please. - Mm.
329 00:17:12,490 00:17:14,239 Do you have a boyfriend, Abby? Do you have a boyfriend, Abby?
330 00:17:14,240 00:17:15,319 - No. - No.
331 00:17:15,320 00:17:16,619 But I have. But I have.
332 00:17:16,620 00:17:18,699 'Cause... I have had many. 'Cause... I have had many.
333 00:17:18,700 00:17:22,499 Um, but-but not too many; an-an appropriate amount. Um, but-but not too many; an-an appropriate amount.
334 00:17:22,500 00:17:24,539 I actually just went through a breakup. I actually just went through a breakup.
335 00:17:24,540 00:17:26,919 - Oh, no. - Abby. - Oh, no. - Abby.
336 00:17:26,920 00:17:28,589 Yeah, with, um... Yeah, with, um...
337 00:17:28,590 00:17:31,169 He was a-- He was a milk... man. He was a-- He was a milk... man.
338 00:17:31,170 00:17:34,049 - Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now. - Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now.
339 00:17:34,050 00:17:37,719 - Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room. - Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room.
340 00:17:37,720 00:17:40,639 - What, is she not gonna stay up here with me? - What, is she not gonna stay up here with me?
341 00:17:40,640 00:17:44,899 - Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed. - Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed.
342 00:17:44,900 00:17:46,809 Harper. Harper.
343 00:17:46,810 00:17:50,149 - No, A-Abby will stay in Jane's old room. - No, A-Abby will stay in Jane's old room.
344 00:17:50,150 00:17:51,609 - Oh, oh, I could show it to her. - Okay. - Oh, oh, I could show it to her. - Okay.
345 00:17:51,610 00:17:52,819 I could take her down. Yeah, let's go. I could take her down. Yeah, let's go.
346 00:17:52,820 00:17:55,159 - Settle down. - I'm settled! - Settle down. - I'm settled!
347 00:17:55,160 00:17:57,740 Okay. Okay.
348 00:17:59,910 00:18:01,289 - Oh. - Oh.
349 00:18:01,290 00:18:02,789 Your room's in the basement. Your room's in the basement.
350 00:18:02,790 00:18:04,289 Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. Oh, yeah. I had night terrors.
351 00:18:04,290 00:18:07,629 They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up. They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up.
352 00:18:07,630 00:18:09,920 Behold. Behold.
353 00:18:12,130 00:18:13,759 Cool, huh? Cool, huh?
354 00:18:13,760 00:18:15,009 - It's very cool. - It's very cool.
355 00:18:15,010 00:18:17,089 - It's my room. - It's my room.
356 00:18:17,090 00:18:18,809 - Is everything okay? - Is everything okay?
357 00:18:18,810 00:18:20,179 - Yeah. Yeah. Really good. - Yeah. Yeah. Really good.
358 00:18:20,180 00:18:21,929 - No, not you. No. - Oh. - No, not you. No. - Oh.
359 00:18:21,930 00:18:23,429 - Yeah. - Thank you, Jane. - Yeah. - Thank you, Jane.
360 00:18:23,430 00:18:27,019 Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner? Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner?
361 00:18:27,020 00:18:28,609 Okay. Okay.
362 00:18:28,610 00:18:30,779 Don't have any fun without me. Don't have any fun without me.
363 00:18:30,780 00:18:33,149 - Yeah. - Bye. - Yeah. - Bye.
364 00:18:33,150 00:18:35,489 - I'm sorry about all this mess. - I'm sorry about all this mess.
365 00:18:35,490 00:18:37,319 What? No, this is so nice. What? No, this is so nice.
366 00:18:37,320 00:18:39,909 - Better than your room at the orphanage? - Better than your room at the orphanage?
367 00:18:39,910 00:18:42,249 - Oh, I-I wasn't in an orphanage, - Oh, I-I wasn't in an orphanage,
368 00:18:42,250 00:18:44,959 'cause I-I was 19 when my parents died. 'cause I-I was 19 when my parents died.
369 00:18:44,960 00:18:47,209 - Oh. One of the lucky ones. - Oh. One of the lucky ones.
370 00:18:47,210 00:18:48,379 - Well... - Well...
371 00:18:48,380 00:18:50,289 I'll let you settle in. I'll let you settle in.
372 00:18:50,290 00:18:52,459 We leave for dinner at 6:45. We leave for dinner at 6:45.
373 00:18:52,460 00:18:53,669 - Okay. - Okay.
374 00:18:53,670 00:18:55,759 - Oh, there's no lock on this door. - Oh, there's no lock on this door.
375 00:18:55,760 00:18:58,009 We had it removed because Jane was always scared We had it removed because Jane was always scared
376 00:18:58,010 00:19:00,509 that we would lock her in. that we would lock her in.
377 00:19:00,510 00:19:02,679 But don't worry, you'll have total privacy. But don't worry, you'll have total privacy.
378 00:19:02,680 00:19:04,479 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. Thank you.
379 00:19:04,480 00:19:05,980 - Okay. - Okay.
380 00:19:14,320 00:19:15,740 - Milady. - Thank you. - Milady. - Thank you.
381 00:19:16,780 00:19:18,159 Is this all right? Is this all right?
382 00:19:18,160 00:19:19,739 This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you. This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you.
383 00:19:19,740 00:19:22,289 - Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair. - Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair.
384 00:19:22,290 00:19:23,579 I'll have one brought over. I'll have one brought over.
385 00:19:23,580 00:19:25,289 - Oh, who else is joining us? - Oh, who else is joining us?
386 00:19:25,290 00:19:27,039 - Hey, guys. How's it going? - Hey, guys. How's it going?
387 00:19:27,040 00:19:29,879 - Connor! How funny to see you here. - Connor! How funny to see you here.
388 00:19:29,880 00:19:31,129 You told me to be here at 7:00, right? You told me to be here at 7:00, right?
389 00:19:31,130 00:19:32,749 Shh. Oh, wow. Hey. How you doing? Shh. Oh, wow. Hey. How you doing?
390 00:19:32,750 00:19:34,339 Great to see you, Connor. Great to see you, Connor.
391 00:19:34,340 00:19:35,379 - Hey, Ted. How you doing? - Great. - Hey, Ted. How you doing? - Great.
392 00:19:35,380 00:19:37,129 - Hi, Connor. - Hi, Jane. - Hi, Connor. - Hi, Jane.
393 00:19:37,130 00:19:38,429 Hi. It's been a minute. - Hi. Hi. It's been a minute. - Hi.
394 00:19:38,430 00:19:39,589 - How are you? - Yeah. Hey. - How are you? - Yeah. Hey.
395 00:19:39,590 00:19:41,599 - Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby. - Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby.
396 00:19:41,600 00:19:43,219 - Oh, hey. Connor. - Hey. - She's an orphan. - Oh, hey. Connor. - Hey. - She's an orphan.
397 00:19:43,220 00:19:45,139 - Oh, um, I'm so sorry. - Jane. - Oh, um, I'm so sorry. - Jane.
398 00:19:45,140 00:19:46,389 I-- - What? - What are you doing? I-- - What? - What are you doing?
399 00:19:46,390 00:19:47,559 - She is. - No, it's-it's-- - She is. - No, it's-it's--
400 00:19:47,560 00:19:48,560 - It's all we have. - It's all we have.
401 00:19:48,561 00:19:49,769 All right. All right.
402 00:19:49,770 00:19:51,399 Thank you. Let's all take a seat. Thank you. Let's all take a seat.
403 00:19:55,990 00:19:57,989 Do you want to switch? - No. Do you want to switch? - No.
404 00:19:57,990 00:20:00,159 No, this is perfect. - Okay. No, this is perfect. - Okay.
405 00:20:00,160 00:20:02,159 And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers
406 00:20:02,160 00:20:05,159 discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork
407 00:20:05,160 00:20:08,329 was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel
408 00:20:08,330 00:20:10,119 but with less arms and more powers. but with less arms and more powers.
409 00:20:10,120 00:20:11,419 - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.
410 00:20:11,420 00:20:12,839 That's amazing. It really is. That's amazing. It really is.
411 00:20:12,840 00:20:14,999 - Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book. - Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book.
412 00:20:15,000 00:20:16,049 It's been like ten years. It's been like ten years.
413 00:20:16,050 00:20:17,669 - Takes a long time to build a world. - Takes a long time to build a world.
414 00:20:17,670 00:20:21,179 - You know what I was thinking about the other day? - You know what I was thinking about the other day?
415 00:20:21,180 00:20:23,719 I was thinking about that trip I was thinking about that trip
416 00:20:23,720 00:20:26,269 that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole
417 00:20:26,270 00:20:28,599 - when Harper got chicken pox. - Oh, yeah. - when Harper got chicken pox. - Oh, yeah.
418 00:20:28,600 00:20:29,809 Oh, God. Oh, God.
419 00:20:29,810 00:20:31,189 - Harper told me this story. - Harper told me this story.
420 00:20:31,190 00:20:35,319 - Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor. - Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor.
421 00:20:35,320 00:20:36,609 Yes, she did. Yes, she did.
422 00:20:36,610 00:20:38,109 - Very quickly. - The two of them - Very quickly. - The two of them
423 00:20:38,110 00:20:40,069 didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip, didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip,
424 00:20:40,070 00:20:41,529 if I remember correctly. No. - Oh, my goodness. if I remember correctly. No. - Oh, my goodness.
425 00:20:41,530 00:20:43,699 - Literally in a cabin running a fever. - Literally in a cabin running a fever.
426 00:20:43,700 00:20:44,949 - Yeah. - Together. - Yeah. - Together.
427 00:20:44,950 00:20:46,789 - Together. Yep, yep. - Really laughing a lot. - Together. Yep, yep. - Really laughing a lot.
428 00:20:46,790 00:20:48,539
429 00:20:48,540 00:20:50,369 Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really, Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really,
430 00:20:50,370 00:20:51,919 really loved going on those trips. - Fun. really loved going on those trips. - Fun.
431 00:20:51,920 00:20:53,789 - Well, we loved having you, son. - That was lovely. - Well, we loved having you, son. - That was lovely.
432 00:20:53,790 00:20:55,249 - Should we go to the ladies' room? - Should we go to the ladies' room?
433 00:20:55,250 00:20:58,009 - Oh, I-I would hate to miss some of these stories. - Oh, I-I would hate to miss some of these stories.
434 00:20:58,010 00:21:00,090 - No, we'll be quick. - No, we'll be quick.
435 00:21:03,340 00:21:05,969 I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
436 00:21:05,970 00:21:07,929 I had no idea he was gonna be here. I had no idea he was gonna be here.
437 00:21:07,930 00:21:09,389 I swear. I swear.
438 00:21:09,390 00:21:11,349 - It's funny, I remember you telling me that story. - It's funny, I remember you telling me that story.
439 00:21:11,350 00:21:13,189 I think you just forgot to mention that Connor I think you just forgot to mention that Connor
440 00:21:13,190 00:21:15,019 - was also there. - I know. - was also there. - I know.
441 00:21:15,020 00:21:18,939 I-I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story. I-I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story.
442 00:21:18,940 00:21:22,609 Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that
443 00:21:22,610 00:21:25,450 nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay? nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay?
444 00:21:26,990 00:21:29,119 - You can be totally honest with me. - You can be totally honest with me.
445 00:21:29,120 00:21:30,539 Like, about anything. Like, about anything.
446 00:21:30,540 00:21:32,250 Seriously, I can take it. Seriously, I can take it.
447 00:21:33,290 00:21:35,000 - Okay. - Okay.
448 00:21:36,590 00:21:39,089 Then you should know that it is very difficult Then you should know that it is very difficult
449 00:21:39,090 00:21:42,090 to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you. to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you.
450 00:21:47,140 00:21:48,850 - Yeah. - Yeah.
451 00:21:49,890 00:21:51,729 - No more surprises. - No more surprises.
452 00:21:51,730 00:21:53,350 I promise. I promise.
453 00:21:57,770 00:22:00,149 - Riley. - Mm. - Riley. - Mm.
454 00:22:00,150 00:22:01,940 Harper. Harper.
455 00:22:02,950 00:22:04,909 - Mm. Uh... - Mm. Uh...
456 00:22:04,910 00:22:06,569 - Sorry, um... - Sorry, um...
457 00:22:06,570 00:22:08,079 Riley, this is Abby. Riley, this is Abby.
458 00:22:08,080 00:22:09,949 Abby is my-- - Orphan. Abby is my-- - Orphan.
459 00:22:09,950 00:22:11,369 Roommate. We-- Roommate. We--
460 00:22:11,370 00:22:13,329 I am an orphan, but we live together. I am an orphan, but we live together.
461 00:22:13,330 00:22:14,619 As friends, um, like acquaintances. As friends, um, like acquaintances.
462 00:22:14,620 00:22:16,379 - Oh, please stop. - Yeah. - Oh, please stop. - Yeah.
463 00:22:16,380 00:22:18,089 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
464 00:22:18,090 00:22:20,169 So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys.
465 00:22:20,170 00:22:21,379 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Oh, God. Sorry.
466 00:22:21,380 00:22:23,300 Sorry. Just... Sorry. Just...
467 00:22:25,300 00:22:26,929 - Was that the Riley? - Was that the Riley?
468 00:22:26,930 00:22:30,009 - Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. - Okay, that one really wasn't my fault.
469 00:22:30,010 00:22:31,639 - Well, who knows, maybe... - Well, who knows, maybe...
470 00:22:31,640 00:22:34,269 maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert. maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert.
471 00:22:34,270 00:22:36,649 - Okay. - Oh, my God. - Okay. - Oh, my God.
472 00:22:36,650 00:22:39,729 - Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here? - Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here?
473 00:22:39,730 00:22:40,860 Uh... Uh...
474 00:22:42,400 00:22:43,989 Yeah. We just ran into Riley. Yeah. We just ran into Riley.
475 00:22:43,990 00:22:45,909 - Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins? - Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins?
476 00:22:45,910 00:22:47,779 - I should have her look at my mole. - I should have her look at my mole.
477 00:22:47,780 00:22:50,529 - No, um, I hadn't heard that. - No, um, I hadn't heard that.
478 00:22:50,530 00:22:52,079 - It's very impressive. - It's very impressive.
479 00:22:52,080 00:22:53,789 Her parents must be proud. Her parents must be proud.
480 00:22:53,790 00:22:55,329 And relieved. And relieved.
481 00:22:55,330 00:22:57,169 - I know. That lifestyle choice. - I know. That lifestyle choice.
482 00:22:57,170 00:22:59,539 Mm. Such a shame. Mm. Such a shame.
483 00:22:59,540 00:23:00,629 - Abby, what do you do? - Abby, what do you do?
484 00:23:00,630 00:23:05,549 - Oh, I'm-I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. - Oh, I'm-I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon.
485 00:23:05,550 00:23:07,219 My parents were professors there, My parents were professors there,
486 00:23:07,220 00:23:09,679 so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps.
487 00:23:09,680 00:23:11,759 - You know, before law school, - You know, before law school,
488 00:23:11,760 00:23:15,479 I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month.
489 00:23:15,480 00:23:17,769 Spent every day in museums. Spent every day in museums.
490 00:23:17,770 00:23:20,559 That experience made me the man I am. That experience made me the man I am.
491 00:23:20,560 00:23:22,069 - That-that must have been incredible. - That-that must have been incredible.
492 00:23:22,070 00:23:23,229 What a dream. What a dream.
493 00:23:23,230 00:23:25,319 - It was. - It was.
494 00:23:25,320 00:23:27,859 Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh?
495 00:23:27,860 00:23:29,779 Bet you could teach me a thing or two. Bet you could teach me a thing or two.
496 00:23:29,780 00:23:31,239 Should I go over there? Should I go over there?
497 00:23:31,240 00:23:32,369 No, darling, no. No, darling, no.
498 00:23:32,370 00:23:33,699 I do think it's getting bigger. I do think it's getting bigger.
499 00:23:33,700 00:23:35,300 - No. - Stay at the table, Jane. - No. - Stay at the table, Jane.
500 00:23:42,090 00:23:44,629 - Oh. You settling in okay? - Hey. - Oh. You settling in okay? - Hey.
501 00:23:44,630 00:23:46,049 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
502 00:23:46,050 00:23:49,639 You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great. You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great.
503 00:23:49,640 00:23:51,259 - Thank you, Abby. - Thank you, Abby.
504 00:23:51,260 00:23:52,509 Thank you. Thank you.
505 00:23:52,510 00:23:53,809 - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. - Hi. - Hi, sweetie.
506 00:23:53,810 00:23:55,219 Do you need something? Do you need something?
507 00:23:55,220 00:23:57,179 - No, just to say good night to Abby. - No, just to say good night to Abby.
508 00:23:57,180 00:23:58,890 - Oh. - Oh.
509 00:24:00,600 00:24:02,229 - Mom, do you mind? - Mom, do you mind?
510 00:24:02,230 00:24:04,019 Oh. Oh.
511 00:24:04,020 00:24:05,779 I get it. Girl talk. I get it. Girl talk.
512 00:24:05,780 00:24:07,529 Okay, when you finish, um, Okay, when you finish, um,
513 00:24:07,530 00:24:09,609 I want to give you a little early Christmas present. I want to give you a little early Christmas present.
514 00:24:09,610 00:24:10,819 - Ooh, okay. - Ooh, okay.
515 00:24:10,820 00:24:12,410 - Night. - Night, Abby. - Night. - Night, Abby.
516 00:24:18,460 00:24:20,459 Tonight wasn't the best. Tonight wasn't the best.
517 00:24:20,460 00:24:22,039 - Yeah. - Yeah.
518 00:24:22,040 00:24:23,589 But we got through it. But we got through it.
519 00:24:23,590 00:24:25,209 - You know, you're right. - You know, you're right.
520 00:24:25,210 00:24:27,209 You are really good with parents. You are really good with parents.
521 00:24:27,210 00:24:28,919 - You think they like me? - You think they like me?
522 00:24:28,920 00:24:30,629 - Definitely. - Definitely.
523 00:24:30,630 00:24:33,679 - You think they like me as much as they love Connor? - You think they like me as much as they love Connor?
524 00:24:33,680 00:24:36,059 - Oh, no. No, no. - Oh, no. No, no.
525 00:24:36,060 00:24:38,429 But they don't even really like me that much, so... But they don't even really like me that much, so...
526 00:24:38,430 00:24:40,099 Oh. Oh.
527 00:24:45,440 00:24:47,440 I love you. - I love you. I love you. - I love you.
528 00:24:49,650 00:24:51,660 Stop it. Stop it.
529 00:24:52,820 00:24:55,029 The hell did it go? The hell did it go?
530 00:24:55,030 00:24:57,869 Cheap freaking puzzle. Cheap freaking puzzle.
531 00:24:59,870 00:25:02,209 Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now. Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now.
532 00:25:02,210 00:25:03,829 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. - Is everything okay? - Yeah.
533 00:25:03,830 00:25:04,879 I'm just checking on the animals. I'm just checking on the animals.
534 00:25:04,880 00:25:05,880 Oh, they're all good. Oh, they're all good.
535 00:25:05,881 00:25:06,999 I walked the dog. I walked the dog.
536 00:25:07,000 00:25:08,259 Fed him, fed the cats. Fed him, fed the cats.
537 00:25:08,260 00:25:10,260 - All are well. - What about the fish? - All are well. - What about the fish?
538 00:25:11,300 00:25:12,839 - Uh, the fish are-- Yeah. - Uh, the fish are-- Yeah.
539 00:25:12,840 00:25:15,219 The-the-the fish are-are-- Yes. Yeah. The-the-the fish are-are-- Yes. Yeah.
540 00:25:15,220 00:25:16,389 But enough about me. But enough about me.
541 00:25:16,390 00:25:17,390 Have you managed Have you managed
542 00:25:17,391 00:25:21,939 to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet?
543 00:25:21,940 00:25:23,349 - Not exactly. - Not exactly.
544 00:25:23,350 00:25:24,769 - What's going on? You sound tense. - What's going on? You sound tense.
545 00:25:24,770 00:25:26,269 No, I'm not tense. I'm great. No, I'm not tense. I'm great.
546 00:25:26,270 00:25:28,279 There's just one tiny thing. There's just one tiny thing.
547 00:25:28,280 00:25:29,940 Um... Um...
548 00:25:31,740 00:25:34,109 Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together. Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together.
549 00:25:34,110 00:25:37,279 - Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off. - Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off.
550 00:25:37,280 00:25:39,199 You can't go over a year without meeting You can't go over a year without meeting
551 00:25:39,200 00:25:40,449 your significant other's parents. your significant other's parents.
552 00:25:40,450 00:25:41,619 Trust me, I have tried. Trust me, I have tried.
553 00:25:41,620 00:25:43,039 - I know, but it's not that big of a deal, - I know, but it's not that big of a deal,
554 00:25:43,040 00:25:45,379 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays.
555 00:25:45,380 00:25:48,249 - So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter - So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter
556 00:25:48,250 00:25:51,419 brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas?
557 00:25:51,420 00:25:52,719 No. No.
558 00:25:52,720 00:25:56,139 No. They also think that I'm... No. They also think that I'm...
559 00:25:56,140 00:25:58,259 that I'm straight. that I'm straight.
560 00:25:58,260 00:26:00,019 - Have they ever met a lesbian? - Have they ever met a lesbian?
561 00:26:00,020 00:26:01,309 - It's not so bad. - It's not so bad.
562 00:26:01,310 00:26:03,229 It's kind of fun having a secret. It's kind of fun having a secret.
563 00:26:03,230 00:26:04,849 - Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic - Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic
564 00:26:04,850 00:26:06,689 than concealing your authentic selves. than concealing your authentic selves.
565 00:26:06,690 00:26:09,859 - I know it's not ideal. I-- - I know it's not ideal. I--
566 00:26:09,860 00:26:12,400 But I-I know that it's what she needs right now, so... But I-I know that it's what she needs right now, so...
567 00:26:22,660 00:26:24,119 - Who are you? - Who are you?
568 00:26:24,120 00:26:26,209 - I'm Abby. - I'm Abby.
569 00:26:26,210 00:26:27,919 - Do you work here? - Do you work here?
570 00:26:27,920 00:26:29,549 - No, I'm H-Harper's friend. - No, I'm H-Harper's friend.
571 00:26:29,550 00:26:31,549 Kids? Kids?
572 00:26:31,550 00:26:33,129 Where are you? Where are you?
573 00:26:33,130 00:26:35,129 Hey. Hey.
574 00:26:35,130 00:26:37,220 What are you doing in here? Out. What are you doing in here? Out.
575 00:26:38,800 00:26:40,719 But that's our room. But that's our room.
576 00:26:40,720 00:26:42,269 - Sorry about them. I'm Sloane. - Sorry about them. I'm Sloane.
577 00:26:42,270 00:26:44,099 Why does she get to sleep in there? Why does she get to sleep in there?
578 00:26:44,100 00:26:46,849 - Hi. I'm... - Because she's a grown-up, sweetie. - Hi. I'm... - Because she's a grown-up, sweetie.
579 00:26:46,850 00:26:48,519 - ...Abby. - ...Abby.
580 00:26:48,520 00:26:50,860 Come. We're having breakfast. Come. We're having breakfast.
581 00:27:04,870 00:27:06,459 - Are you tired? - Are you tired?
582 00:27:06,460 00:27:08,079 Not me. I like the morning. Not me. I like the morning.
583 00:27:08,080 00:27:11,339 But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so... But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so...
584 00:27:11,340 00:27:13,589 Thank you, Mommy. Thank you, Mommy.
585 00:27:13,590 00:27:15,089 - Snowman pancakes. - Snowman pancakes.
586 00:27:15,090 00:27:18,299 God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit. God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit.
587 00:27:18,300 00:27:20,139 Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree. Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree.
588 00:27:20,140 00:27:22,219 - It must be freeing to be so self-involved - It must be freeing to be so self-involved
589 00:27:22,220 00:27:24,219 you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language
590 00:27:24,220 00:27:25,429 to use in front of children. to use in front of children.
591 00:27:25,430 00:27:26,950 We got everything out of the van. We got everything out of the van.
592 00:27:27,850 00:27:29,149 - Thank you, honey. - Mm-hmm. - Thank you, honey. - Mm-hmm.
593 00:27:29,150 00:27:31,229 - Oh, this is-- - Abby. I'm Eric. - Oh, this is-- - Abby. I'm Eric.
594 00:27:31,230 00:27:32,689 - Nice to meet you. - Mm-hmm. - Nice to meet you. - Mm-hmm.
595 00:27:32,690 00:27:36,279 A teaspoon of coconut oil-- add some nice moisture to those hands. A teaspoon of coconut oil-- add some nice moisture to those hands.
596 00:27:36,280 00:27:37,859 - Oh. - Oh.
597 00:27:37,860 00:27:39,200 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thank you.
598 00:27:42,370 00:27:45,449 So, you and your sister are pretty intense. So, you and your sister are pretty intense.
599 00:27:45,450 00:27:47,829 - What do you mean? - What do you mean?
600 00:27:47,830 00:27:48,999 - Freeze! - Ooh. - Freeze! - Ooh.
601 00:27:49,000 00:27:52,669 - Don't move one more muscle before I hug you! - Don't move one more muscle before I hug you!
602 00:27:52,670 00:27:54,419 - Hi, Jane. - Oh. Oh, hi. - Hi, Jane. - Oh. Oh, hi.
603 00:27:54,420 00:27:55,879 Oh. Yay. Oh. Yay.
604 00:27:56,970 00:27:58,929 - Hi, Eric. Hi. - Hi, Jane. - Hi, Eric. Hi. - Hi, Jane.
605 00:27:58,930 00:28:01,799 - Hi, you guys. Hi. - Hi, you guys. Hi.
606 00:28:01,800 00:28:03,059 Um... Um...
607 00:28:03,060 00:28:04,719 Gosh, you're so big. Gosh, you're so big.
608 00:28:04,720 00:28:06,679 What are you, college students? What are you, college students?
609 00:28:06,680 00:28:09,139 - We're in elementary school. - We're in elementary school.
610 00:28:09,140 00:28:11,269 - Yeah. No, I-I know. I'm just-- - Yeah. No, I-I know. I'm just--
611 00:28:11,270 00:28:13,359 You're just so tall, you know? You're just so tall, you know?
612 00:28:13,360 00:28:14,900 - Here they are. - My babies. - Here they are. - My babies.
613 00:28:16,610 00:28:19,029 Aw... Aw...
614 00:28:19,030 00:28:21,069 - Hi, Daddy. - Did you get Harper's article I sent you? - Hi, Daddy. - Did you get Harper's article I sent you?
615 00:28:21,070 00:28:22,949 - I did. - Good, right? - I did. - Good, right?
616 00:28:22,950 00:28:24,119 - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. - Uh-huh. - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. - Uh-huh.
617 00:28:24,120 00:28:25,869 - Ted. - Eric. - Ted. - Eric.
618 00:28:25,870 00:28:27,329 - Good to see you. - Hi, Mom. - Good to see you. - Hi, Mom.
619 00:28:27,330 00:28:28,499 Hi. Hi.
620 00:28:28,500 00:28:30,289 - Morning. - Morning, Abby. - Morning. - Morning, Abby.
621 00:28:30,290 00:28:32,839 Hey, girls, come here. I'm good. Hi. Hey, girls, come here. I'm good. Hi.
622 00:28:32,840 00:28:34,289 - Just-just-just come over here. - Just-just-just come over here.
623 00:28:34,290 00:28:35,999 - Just move a bit. - I cannot believe - Just move a bit. - I cannot believe
624 00:28:36,000 00:28:39,259 I've got all my daughters under one roof. I've got all my daughters under one roof.
625 00:28:39,260 00:28:41,219 Mm, mm. - This is great content. Mm, mm. - This is great content.
626 00:28:41,220 00:28:42,679 - Oh. - Hold it. Hold it. - Oh. - Hold it. Hold it.
627 00:28:42,680 00:28:43,680 - And smile. - Hold on. - And smile. - Hold on.
628 00:28:43,681 00:28:45,469 - Daddy. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Got it. - Daddy. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Got it.
629 00:28:45,470 00:28:47,139 - Okay. I got to shower. - Okay. I got to shower.
630 00:28:47,140 00:28:49,139 Hey, big night tonight, girls. - That's too much. Hey, big night tonight, girls. - That's too much.
631 00:28:49,140 00:28:50,809 - We're meeting a major donor at the party. - We're meeting a major donor at the party.
632 00:28:50,810 00:28:52,649 Harper, I need you to bring your A game. Harper, I need you to bring your A game.
633 00:28:52,650 00:28:54,729 - Got it. - Dad, do you need me to do anything? - Got it. - Dad, do you need me to do anything?
634 00:28:54,730 00:28:56,149 - Honey, no. - Honey, no.
635 00:28:56,150 00:28:59,069 You just bring that beautiful family and show them off. You just bring that beautiful family and show them off.
636 00:28:59,070 00:29:00,489 Who knows? Who knows?
637 00:29:00,490 00:29:02,779 These might be the only grandchildren we ever have. These might be the only grandchildren we ever have.
638 00:29:02,780 00:29:05,329 And it is crucial that we take And it is crucial that we take
639 00:29:05,330 00:29:08,499 the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight,
640 00:29:08,500 00:29:12,209 so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane. so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane.
641 00:29:16,840 00:29:18,459 Okay. Okay.
642 00:29:18,460 00:29:21,549 Who's ready to go ice-skating? Who's ready to go ice-skating?
643 00:29:21,550 00:29:23,759 - Are you ready? - No. - Are you ready? - No.
644 00:29:30,270 00:29:32,479 - Let me know if you guys need any more room. - Let me know if you guys need any more room.
645 00:29:32,480 00:29:35,020 I can make myself real small. I can make myself real small.
646 00:29:36,060 00:29:39,279 - So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? - So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right?
647 00:29:39,280 00:29:40,609 - No. - No.
648 00:29:40,610 00:29:43,199 We create curated gift experiences We create curated gift experiences
649 00:29:43,200 00:29:45,619 inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels.
650 00:29:45,620 00:29:47,199 - Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. - Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous.
651 00:29:47,200 00:29:48,200 She has impeccable taste. She has impeccable taste.
652 00:29:48,201 00:29:50,199 - Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. - Oh, no, honey, you have the eye.
653 00:29:50,200 00:29:51,579 - Aw. - Mm. - Aw. - Mm.
654 00:29:51,580 00:29:52,919 - That sounds great. - That sounds great.
655 00:29:52,920 00:29:54,329 Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so.
656 00:29:54,330 00:29:56,129 Paltrow. Goop picked us up, Paltrow. Goop picked us up,
657 00:29:56,130 00:29:58,090 and sales have been through the roof ever since. and sales have been through the roof ever since.
658 00:30:06,930 00:30:08,099 Hey. Hey.
659 00:30:08,100 00:30:09,469 - Hey. - Hey.
660 00:30:09,470 00:30:11,429 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah. - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah.
661 00:30:11,430 00:30:13,019 No, this is so fun. No, this is so fun.
662 00:30:13,020 00:30:14,389 - Whoa. - Whoa.
663 00:30:14,390 00:30:16,769 - Sloane, do you need a helper? - Sloane, do you need a helper?
664 00:30:16,770 00:30:19,399 - Please. I've always skated circles around you. - Please. I've always skated circles around you.
665 00:30:19,400 00:30:21,739 That was in your youth. That was in your youth.
666 00:30:21,740 00:30:23,569 I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today. I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today.
667 00:30:23,570 00:30:26,409 - Like I'm even trying. - Like it would even matter. - Like I'm even trying. - Like it would even matter.
668 00:30:26,410 00:30:28,659 - 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute. - 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute.
669 00:30:28,660 00:30:30,239 - 50 bucks says I can do three. - 50 bucks says I can do three.
670 00:30:30,240 00:30:31,829 - Let's do it. Jane, time us. - Let's do it. Jane, time us.
671 00:30:31,830 00:30:33,249 - Oh, I'm actually having fun just-- - Oh, I'm actually having fun just--
672 00:30:33,250 00:30:36,039 - Jane. - Okay, fun. Yeah. - Jane. - Okay, fun. Yeah.
673 00:30:36,040 00:30:37,829 No problem. No problem.
674 00:30:41,380 00:30:42,380 Ready? Ready?
675 00:30:43,420 00:30:45,379 Set. Set.
676 00:30:45,380 00:30:46,680 Go. Go.
677 00:30:51,220 00:30:52,639 - Move! - No! - Move! - No!
678 00:30:52,640 00:30:54,480 - I love it when they do this. - I love it when they do this.
679 00:30:55,640 00:30:57,019 - What are they doing? - They're racing. - What are they doing? - They're racing.
680 00:30:57,020 00:30:58,309 - Ah, yeah. - Ah, yeah.
681 00:30:58,310 00:31:01,109 - Jane, time! - Oh, I forgot to press start. - Jane, time! - Oh, I forgot to press start.
682 00:31:01,110 00:31:03,109 How long do you guys think-- - Don't-don't tell them that. How long do you guys think-- - Don't-don't tell them that.
683 00:31:03,110 00:31:04,739 - You need to take a break yet, Sloane? - You need to take a break yet, Sloane?
684 00:31:04,740 00:31:05,859 - Huh, maybe you should just - Huh, maybe you should just
685 00:31:05,860 00:31:07,490 worry about yourself. - Oh, yeah? worry about yourself. - Oh, yeah?
686 00:31:09,740 00:31:10,989 - Oh! - Ooh. - Oh! - Ooh.
687 00:31:14,250 00:31:15,709 - Mm. - Ow. - Mm. - Ow.
688 00:31:15,710 00:31:17,039 Should we stop them? Should we stop them?
689 00:31:17,040 00:31:19,249 No, they'll tire themselves out eventually. No, they'll tire themselves out eventually.
690 00:31:19,250 00:31:20,289 Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's right.
691 00:31:20,290 00:31:21,459 - That's the way it goes. - Whoo! - That's the way it goes. - Whoo!
692 00:31:21,460 00:31:22,879 Get off me! Get off me!
693 00:31:22,880 00:31:24,299 - I love you guys. I love you. - I love you guys. I love you.
694 00:31:24,300 00:31:25,759 No! You're such a cheater! No! You're such a cheater!
695 00:31:25,760 00:31:27,679 - Stop it! - You stop it! - Stop it! - You stop it!
696 00:31:27,680 00:31:29,009 - ...a little restless. - They're gonna need to turn around. - ...a little restless. - They're gonna need to turn around.
697 00:31:29,010 00:31:30,599 - Look, some of us were here when you said to be here. - Look, some of us were here when you said to be here.
698 00:31:30,600 00:31:32,509 - Jane, is that-- That's what you're wearing, right? - Yeah. - Jane, is that-- That's what you're wearing, right? - Yeah.
699 00:31:32,510 00:31:34,389 All right. Harper! All right. Harper!
700 00:31:34,390 00:31:36,769 Eric, can you make them be still? Eric, can you make them be still?
701 00:31:36,770 00:31:38,599 - Wow. - Wow.
702 00:31:38,600 00:31:40,359 - It's my early Christmas present. - It's my early Christmas present.
703 00:31:40,360 00:31:42,519 Harper, please come here. Harper, please come here.
704 00:31:42,520 00:31:43,779 - Honey, we're very late. - Honey, we're very late.
705 00:31:43,780 00:31:45,739 - Ted, the family holiday photo - Ted, the family holiday photo
706 00:31:45,740 00:31:48,159 is an essential element of every candidate's feed, is an essential element of every candidate's feed,
707 00:31:48,160 00:31:50,989 and if we cannot manage to post one, and if we cannot manage to post one,
708 00:31:50,990 00:31:53,699 we do not deserve to have that account at all. we do not deserve to have that account at all.
709 00:31:53,700 00:31:55,039 - All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true. - All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true.
710 00:31:55,040 00:31:56,249 - Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda. - Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda.
711 00:31:56,250 00:31:57,619 - Oh. - You have to stand, honey. - Oh. - You have to stand, honey.
712 00:31:57,620 00:31:59,579 Abby, would you mind taking that? Abby, would you mind taking that?
713 00:31:59,580 00:32:01,249 - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you. - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you.
714 00:32:01,250 00:32:04,049 - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way. - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way.
715 00:32:04,050 00:32:05,459 Thank you. - Okay. Thank you. - Okay.
716 00:32:05,460 00:32:07,799 - Everyone say, "Christmas." - Everyone say, "Christmas."
717 00:32:07,800 00:32:09,219 - No, don't say that. - No, don't say that.
718 00:32:09,220 00:32:10,549 Just smile. Just smile.
719 00:32:12,550 00:32:14,259 Okay. Okay.
720 00:32:14,260 00:32:16,309 Ah, good. I can't wait. Ah, good. I can't wait.
721 00:32:16,310 00:32:19,229 Blurry. Boring. Blurry. Boring.
722 00:32:19,230 00:32:20,939 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
723 00:32:20,940 00:32:22,859 Okay, none of these will do. Okay, none of these will do.
724 00:32:22,860 00:32:25,729 Uh, we will try again tomorrow. Uh, we will try again tomorrow.
725 00:32:25,730 00:32:27,819 - Thank you. - Where's Abby? - Thank you. - Where's Abby?
726 00:32:46,210 00:32:48,589 Ted, Tipper. Ted, Tipper.
727 00:32:48,590 00:32:50,679 Oh, I'm so glad you made it. Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
728 00:32:50,680 00:32:52,889 Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision. Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision.
729 00:32:52,890 00:32:54,679 - Gorgeous dress. - Mwah. - Gorgeous dress. - Mwah.
730 00:32:54,680 00:32:57,269 Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane.
731 00:32:57,270 00:32:58,519 Sloane's husband Eric. Sloane's husband Eric.
732 00:32:58,520 00:33:00,519 Their children Matilda and Magnus. Their children Matilda and Magnus.
733 00:33:00,520 00:33:02,849 And this is Harper's friend Abby. And this is Harper's friend Abby.
734 00:33:02,850 00:33:05,149 Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. Charmed. This is my assistant Levi.
735 00:33:05,150 00:33:08,779 Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him.
736 00:33:08,780 00:33:10,319 Oh, you're too kind. Oh, you're too kind.
737 00:33:10,320 00:33:11,819 - Oh. - Is the white whale here? - Oh. - Is the white whale here?
738 00:33:11,820 00:33:13,239 Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. Ah, indeed. Let me take you over.
739 00:33:13,240 00:33:15,369 - Oh, Harper, come with us. - Oh, Harper, come with us.
740 00:33:15,370 00:33:16,789 Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company.
741 00:33:16,790 00:33:18,499 - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too? - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too?
742 00:33:18,500 00:33:20,249 - I'll come right back. - Okay. N-No, honey. - I'll come right back. - Okay. N-No, honey.
743 00:33:20,250 00:33:22,329 Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great. Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great.
744 00:33:22,330 00:33:23,709 Now, Harry's tough. Now, Harry's tough.
745 00:33:23,710 00:33:24,959 Don't let her throw you. Don't let her throw you.
746 00:33:24,960 00:33:26,799 - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club.
747 00:33:26,800 00:33:28,129 Please order me several drinks. Please order me several drinks.
748 00:33:28,130 00:33:29,169 - Yeah. - Yeah.
749 00:33:29,170 00:33:30,469 - Come on, you guys. - Come on, you guys.
750 00:33:30,470 00:33:32,049 Let's go play. Let's go play.
751 00:33:32,050 00:33:34,179 Okay. Well... Okay. Well...
752 00:33:34,180 00:33:36,429 looks like it's just us ladies. looks like it's just us ladies.
753 00:33:36,430 00:33:38,849 Now, I don't know about you, but I am single Now, I don't know about you, but I am single
754 00:33:38,850 00:33:41,440 and ready to mingle, so... and ready to mingle, so...
755 00:33:42,850 00:33:45,109 Harry. Harry.
756 00:33:45,110 00:33:47,769 This is-- - Ted Caldwell. This is-- - Ted Caldwell.
757 00:33:47,770 00:33:50,029 Ms. Levin, it is an honor. Ms. Levin, it is an honor.
758 00:33:50,030 00:33:51,819 - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted.
759 00:33:51,820 00:33:52,949 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. Thank you.
760 00:33:52,950 00:33:54,609 This is my husband Scott. This is my husband Scott.
761 00:33:54,610 00:33:56,659 - We met on Bumble. - Pleasure. - We met on Bumble. - Pleasure.
762 00:33:56,660 00:33:58,289 And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. And, uh, this is my wife Tipper.
763 00:33:58,290 00:33:59,999 My daughter Harper, who writes for the-- My daughter Harper, who writes for the--
764 00:34:00,000 00:34:01,409 - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
765 00:34:01,410 00:34:02,789 - Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar. - Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar.
766 00:34:02,790 00:34:04,289 - You've read her work? - You've read her work?
767 00:34:04,290 00:34:06,250 - Yes. - Yes.
768 00:34:11,260 00:34:13,929 - Hey, could I get a vodka neat? - Hey, could I get a vodka neat?
769 00:34:13,930 00:34:15,640 Thanks. Thanks.
770 00:34:19,010 00:34:20,020 - You're new. - You're new.
771 00:34:21,770 00:34:24,849 - Yeah, I'm just visiting. - From where? - Yeah, I'm just visiting. - From where?
772 00:34:24,850 00:34:27,019 - I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so-- - I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so--
773 00:34:27,020 00:34:28,320 - I am. - I am.
774 00:34:29,520 00:34:31,359 Oh, I'll have to check out Goop. Oh, I'll have to check out Goop.
775 00:34:31,360 00:34:33,359 Was that-- When was that one, again? Was that-- When was that one, again?
776 00:34:48,420 00:34:50,049 - Are you enjoying the party? - Are you enjoying the party?
777 00:34:50,050 00:34:52,209 - Yeah. - Yeah.
778 00:34:52,210 00:34:53,839 That's great. That's great.
779 00:34:53,840 00:34:56,719 If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone, If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone,
780 00:34:56,720 00:34:58,509 I probably wouldn't have a good time. I probably wouldn't have a good time.
781 00:34:58,510 00:34:59,679 - Oh, no, sh-she didn't ditch me. - Oh, no, sh-she didn't ditch me.
782 00:34:59,680 00:35:00,969 No, she's just helping your dad. No, she's just helping your dad.
783 00:35:00,970 00:35:03,270 - Yeah, she's very helpful. - Yeah, she's very helpful.
784 00:35:04,770 00:35:07,479 So, how long have you and Harper been roommates? So, how long have you and Harper been roommates?
785 00:35:07,480 00:35:09,729 - I moved in like six months ago. - I moved in like six months ago.
786 00:35:09,730 00:35:11,319 - You moved in to her place? - You moved in to her place?
787 00:35:11,320 00:35:12,439 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
788 00:35:12,440 00:35:14,279 - Isn't it a one-bedroom? - Isn't it a one-bedroom?
789 00:35:14,280 00:35:15,989 - Technically, yes. - Technically, yes.
790 00:35:15,990 00:35:17,449 Yeah, well, it was a one-bedroom, Yeah, well, it was a one-bedroom,
791 00:35:17,450 00:35:20,279 and-and now that we have converted the pantry and-and now that we have converted the pantry
792 00:35:20,280 00:35:22,989 i-into my bedroom, it's a two-bedroom. i-into my bedroom, it's a two-bedroom.
793 00:35:22,990 00:35:25,209 Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's-- Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's--
794 00:35:25,210 00:35:27,079 - I don't want to have this conversation anymore. - I don't want to have this conversation anymore.
795 00:35:27,080 00:35:28,710 - No problem. - No problem.
796 00:35:30,090 00:35:32,129 - Being mayor is no small task. - Being mayor is no small task.
797 00:35:32,130 00:35:35,759 However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on. However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on.
798 00:35:35,760 00:35:37,379 I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there.
799 00:35:37,380 00:35:39,299 I have a perfect record. I have a perfect record.
800 00:35:39,300 00:35:40,719 And do you know why? And do you know why?
801 00:35:40,720 00:35:42,509 Because I do my homework. Because I do my homework.
802 00:35:42,510 00:35:44,519 Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady. Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady.
803 00:35:44,520 00:35:46,769 - Dave Grady? Didn't his son-- - Dave Grady? Didn't his son--
804 00:35:46,770 00:35:48,649 - Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling? - Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling?
805 00:35:48,650 00:35:49,769 Yes. Yes.
806 00:35:49,770 00:35:54,109 I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you. I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you.
807 00:35:54,110 00:35:55,439 This is a family affair. This is a family affair.
808 00:35:55,440 00:35:57,529 - Well, I can assure you, - Well, I can assure you,
809 00:35:57,530 00:36:01,200 this family has nothing to hide. this family has nothing to hide.
810 00:36:11,920 00:36:13,589 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. - Hey. - Hey. Hey.
811 00:36:13,590 00:36:15,419 - Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink? - Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink?
812 00:36:15,420 00:36:17,420 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. - Yeah, of course. - Thank you.
813 00:36:18,720 00:36:20,009 Mm. - You okay? Mm. - You okay?
814 00:36:20,010 00:36:21,219 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
815 00:36:21,220 00:36:23,219 I just needed a bit of a breather. I just needed a bit of a breather.
816 00:36:23,220 00:36:24,559 Thank you. Thank you.
817 00:36:24,560 00:36:25,809 Harper? Harper?
818 00:36:25,810 00:36:27,099 Mm! Mm!
819 00:36:27,100 00:36:28,559 Hi! Hi!
820 00:36:28,560 00:36:29,939 Hi. Hi.
821 00:36:29,940 00:36:31,649 You look incredible. You look incredible.
822 00:36:31,650 00:36:33,729 - As always. - Oh, my God. - As always. - Oh, my God.
823 00:36:33,730 00:36:35,779 You, too. God, guys. You, too. God, guys.
824 00:36:35,780 00:36:38,779 Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby. Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby.
825 00:36:38,780 00:36:40,739 And this is Kelly and Ashley. And this is Kelly and Ashley.
826 00:36:40,740 00:36:42,319 - Oh, lovely to meet you. - Yes. - Oh, lovely to meet you. - Yes.
827 00:36:42,320 00:36:44,279 - Nice to meet you, too. - Hey, you guys. - Nice to meet you, too. - Hey, you guys.
828 00:36:44,280 00:36:45,869 Wow. Wow.
829 00:36:45,870 00:36:48,119 God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other
830 00:36:48,120 00:36:49,659 takes me right back to high school. takes me right back to high school.
831 00:36:49,660 00:36:51,959 Minus the bad cafeteria food. Minus the bad cafeteria food.
832 00:36:55,800 00:36:57,669 You're so funny. You're so funny.
833 00:36:57,670 00:36:59,509 - Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second? - Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second?
834 00:36:59,510 00:37:01,509 Um, yeah. Um, yeah.
835 00:37:01,510 00:37:03,759 I'll just be a sec. I'll just be a sec.
836 00:37:03,760 00:37:06,139 - Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea - Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea
837 00:37:06,140 00:37:07,639 I was coming to dinner last night? I was coming to dinner last night?
838 00:37:07,640 00:37:09,559 - It was a surprise. - Yeah. - It was a surprise. - Yeah.
839 00:37:09,560 00:37:11,189 Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, I thought so.
840 00:37:11,190 00:37:13,939 Um, sorry about that. - It's not you. Um, sorry about that. - It's not you.
841 00:37:13,940 00:37:16,319 - But, actually, I'd love to do... that again. - But, actually, I'd love to do... that again.
842 00:37:16,320 00:37:19,109 Like, hang out again, if you got time. Like, hang out again, if you got time.
843 00:37:19,110 00:37:22,529 - That sounds so nice, and, um... - That sounds so nice, and, um...
844 00:37:22,530 00:37:26,029 and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and-- and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and--
845 00:37:26,030 00:37:27,079 - Yeah. Totally got it. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Totally got it. - Mm-hmm.
846 00:37:27,080 00:37:28,119 - No pressure. - Yeah. - No pressure. - Yeah.
847 00:37:28,120 00:37:30,459 - But that being said, if you, you know, - But that being said, if you, you know,
848 00:37:30,460 00:37:32,959 and-and your roommate want to get out and hang out, and-and your roommate want to get out and hang out,
849 00:37:32,960 00:37:34,379 that'd be great. - Abby. Yeah. that'd be great. - Abby. Yeah.
850 00:37:34,380 00:37:36,039 Abby. Yeah. Absolutely. Abby. Yeah. Absolutely.
851 00:37:36,040 00:37:38,799 - Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will. - Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will.
852 00:37:41,840 00:37:44,259 I'm just kidding. I would never. I'm just kidding. I would never.
853 00:37:44,260 00:37:46,639 - He's definitely still into her. - He's definitely still into her.
854 00:37:46,640 00:37:48,259 - I know. - I know.
855 00:37:51,390 00:37:53,519 I should... I should...
856 00:37:53,520 00:37:55,479 take this. take this.
857 00:37:55,480 00:37:56,649 Hello? Hello?
858 00:37:56,650 00:37:58,069 Did you know that you're standing Did you know that you're standing
859 00:37:58,070 00:37:59,899 in a country club that didn't let women have in a country club that didn't let women have
860 00:37:59,900 00:38:02,239 their own memberships until the early 2000s? their own memberships until the early 2000s?
861 00:38:02,240 00:38:03,909 - How do you know that? - How do you know that?
862 00:38:03,910 00:38:05,869 - Um, I might be tracking you, - Um, I might be tracking you,
863 00:38:05,870 00:38:07,869 but it's for your own safety, clearly. but it's for your own safety, clearly.
864 00:38:07,870 00:38:08,870 - What-what do you want? - What-what do you want?
865 00:38:08,871 00:38:11,619 I want you to break out of that closet. I want you to break out of that closet.
866 00:38:11,620 00:38:13,079 - I am not in the closet. - I am not in the closet.
867 00:38:13,080 00:38:14,669 I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything
868 00:38:14,670 00:38:15,670 right after the holidays. right after the holidays.
869 00:38:15,671 00:38:17,589 - You deserve to be with someone - You deserve to be with someone
870 00:38:17,590 00:38:21,089 who shouts their love for you from the rooftops. who shouts their love for you from the rooftops.
871 00:38:21,090 00:38:22,509 That's very sweet. That's very sweet.
872 00:38:22,510 00:38:24,219 - So stop being a doormat, you fool. - So stop being a doormat, you fool.
873 00:38:24,220 00:38:26,469 - Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me? - Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me?
874 00:38:26,470 00:38:27,759 - I'm not shaming you. - I'm not shaming you.
875 00:38:27,760 00:38:29,059 I just think the choice you're making is dumb I just think the choice you're making is dumb
876 00:38:29,060 00:38:30,639 and you should feel bad about it and yourself. and you should feel bad about it and yourself.
877 00:38:30,640 00:38:33,640 Also, I am loving these fish. Also, I am loving these fish.
878 00:38:34,690 00:38:38,019 If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself,
879 00:38:38,020 00:38:40,779 where-where do you think I would do that? where-where do you think I would do that?
880 00:38:40,780 00:38:41,989 - What? - What?
881 00:38:41,990 00:38:43,819 You know what, I think I should google it. You know what, I think I should google it.
882 00:38:43,820 00:38:45,110 I'm gonna google it. Thanks. I'm gonna google it. Thanks.
883 00:38:51,950 00:38:53,619 - Hey. - Hey.
884 00:38:53,620 00:38:55,750 - Oh, hey. Hey. - Oh, hey. Hey.
885 00:39:00,460 00:39:02,509 - How's it going? - Great. - How's it going? - Great.
886 00:39:02,510 00:39:08,009 - I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. - I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses.
887 00:39:09,760 00:39:12,309 - Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything. - Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything.
888 00:39:12,310 00:39:14,429 I was out there before you came out. I was out there before you came out.
889 00:39:14,430 00:39:17,100 You didn't see me, but, um... You didn't see me, but, um...
890 00:39:18,560 00:39:20,859 I can relate. I can relate.
891 00:39:20,860 00:39:22,860 - Like, to what? - Like, to what?
892 00:39:27,030 00:39:28,279 - Nothing. - Nothing.
893 00:39:29,370 00:39:31,079 Nothing. Nothing.
894 00:39:31,080 00:39:33,200 Okay. I'm gonna go back inside. Okay. I'm gonna go back inside.
895 00:39:34,580 00:39:38,999 I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again. I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again.
896 00:39:39,000 00:39:41,000 So... So...
897 00:39:42,130 00:39:43,880 I like your jacket. I like your jacket.
898 00:39:44,880 00:39:47,180 Okay. Okay.
899 00:39:49,300 00:39:52,559 Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much.
900 00:39:52,560 00:39:55,889 Will you all please join me in welcoming Will you all please join me in welcoming
901 00:39:55,890 00:40:00,519 my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell. my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell.
902 00:40:04,070 00:40:06,109 Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
903 00:40:06,110 00:40:08,029 Isn't this the best time of year? Isn't this the best time of year?
904 00:40:08,030 00:40:09,489 I mean, really. I mean, really.
905 00:40:09,490 00:40:11,449 I know we're all having a great time tonight, I know we're all having a great time tonight,
906 00:40:11,450 00:40:13,279 so I will be brief. so I will be brief.
907 00:40:13,280 00:40:15,659 I've accomplished a lot in my life, I've accomplished a lot in my life,
908 00:40:15,660 00:40:18,079 and serving you on the city council and serving you on the city council
909 00:40:18,080 00:40:22,839 is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences. is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences.
910 00:40:22,840 00:40:25,129 But I'm ready for more. But I'm ready for more.
911 00:40:26,340 00:40:29,299 These are turbulent times, These are turbulent times,
912 00:40:29,300 00:40:33,349 and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in
913 00:40:33,350 00:40:35,929 through the cracks of our community through the cracks of our community
914 00:40:35,930 00:40:40,019 is by making sure there are no cracks. is by making sure there are no cracks.
915 00:40:40,020 00:40:42,020 No cracks! No cracks!
916 00:40:44,270 00:40:48,739 Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith, Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith,
917 00:40:48,740 00:40:54,199 and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong.
918 00:40:54,200 00:40:56,289 I have loved being your city councilman, I have loved being your city councilman,
919 00:40:56,290 00:40:58,449 and I can't wait to be your mayor. and I can't wait to be your mayor.
920 00:40:58,450 00:40:59,749 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
921 00:41:44,040 00:41:47,049 ...the way I can ensure depravity ...the way I can ensure depravity
922 00:41:47,050 00:41:50,299 doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community
923 00:41:50,300 00:41:53,469 is by making sure there are no cracks. is by making sure there are no cracks.
924 00:41:57,970 00:41:59,769 Look, our foundation is built Look, our foundation is built
925 00:41:59,770 00:42:03,189 on family, tradition and faith, on family, tradition and faith,
926 00:42:03,190 00:42:08,270 and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong.
927 00:42:15,950 00:42:17,739 Um, for the chicken breast, Um, for the chicken breast,
928 00:42:17,740 00:42:21,999 we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey... we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey...
929 00:42:47,150 00:42:49,109 Whoa. Whoa.
930 00:42:49,110 00:42:50,230 Shit. Shit! Shit. Shit!
931 00:42:51,070 00:42:52,569 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
932 00:42:52,570 00:42:54,650 Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no. Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no.
933 00:42:59,030 00:43:00,539 Oh! Oh!
934 00:43:00,540 00:43:04,209 Abby, what are you doing in the closet? Abby, what are you doing in the closet?
935 00:43:04,210 00:43:07,499 - I-- Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking. - I-- Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking.
936 00:43:07,500 00:43:09,499 - Oh, that is very dangerous. - Oh, that is very dangerous.
937 00:43:09,500 00:43:11,499 I once took too many Ambien, I once took too many Ambien,
938 00:43:11,500 00:43:13,629 and I bought a racehorse online. and I bought a racehorse online.
939 00:43:13,630 00:43:15,009 - Oh. - Okay. - Oh. - Okay.
940 00:43:15,010 00:43:16,589 You need to go back downstairs, Abby. You need to go back downstairs, Abby.
941 00:43:16,590 00:43:18,089 - Okay. - Carefully. - Okay. - Carefully.
942 00:43:18,090 00:43:19,549 - Yeah, uh-- - Are you all right to do that? - Yeah, uh-- - Are you all right to do that?
943 00:43:19,550 00:43:21,259 Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too. Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too.
944 00:43:21,260 00:43:23,809 - God, I-I was in such a daze. - I'll get all this. - God, I-I was in such a daze. - I'll get all this.
945 00:43:23,810 00:43:24,849 - Okay. - Go on. - Okay. - Go on.
946 00:43:24,850 00:43:25,850 Um, I-I was-- Um, I-I was--
947 00:43:25,851 00:43:27,399 - Do you want me to come with you? - Do you want me to come with you?
948 00:43:27,400 00:43:28,479 No, thank you. No, thank you.
949 00:43:28,480 00:43:29,610 I'm sorry about this. I'm sorry about this.
950 00:43:32,610 00:43:35,109 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
951 00:43:35,110 00:43:37,409 How did you get down here? How did you get down here?
952 00:43:37,410 00:43:39,369 - When I saw that mess upstairs, - When I saw that mess upstairs,
953 00:43:39,370 00:43:41,869 I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours.
954 00:43:41,870 00:43:43,539 - What do you want to do for two hours? - What do you want to do for two hours?
955 00:43:43,540 00:43:45,500 - I don't know. - Hmm. - I don't know. - Hmm.
956 00:44:05,480 00:44:07,100 Mm. Mm.
957 00:44:12,320 00:44:14,279 - Abby? - Shit. - Abby? - Shit.
958 00:44:14,280 00:44:15,689 Fuck. Fuck.
959 00:44:15,690 00:44:17,149 Abby, honey, are you okay? Abby, honey, are you okay?
960 00:44:17,150 00:44:19,109 Uh-huh. I'm-I'm-I'm okay. Uh-huh. I'm-I'm-I'm okay.
961 00:44:19,110 00:44:21,029 I can't believe I fell asleep. I can't believe I fell asleep.
962 00:44:21,030 00:44:23,789 Um, I think there's something against the door. Um, I think there's something against the door.
963 00:44:23,790 00:44:25,789 Um, I'm just moving it right now. Um, I'm just moving it right now.
964 00:44:25,790 00:44:27,000 Sorry. It's heavy. Sorry. It's heavy.
965 00:44:28,080 00:44:29,119 Morning. Morning.
966 00:44:29,120 00:44:31,079 - Why did you block the door? - Why did you block the door?
967 00:44:31,080 00:44:33,590 - I-I didn't want to sleepwalk again. - I-I didn't want to sleepwalk again.
968 00:44:35,090 00:44:37,259 - Well, sorry to barge in. - Well, sorry to barge in.
969 00:44:37,260 00:44:39,379 The twins usually stay down here. The twins usually stay down here.
970 00:44:39,380 00:44:41,299 I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy. I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy.
971 00:44:41,300 00:44:42,429 - Morning, kids. - Morning, kids.
972 00:44:42,430 00:44:44,599 - Morning. - Abby. - Morning. - Abby.
973 00:44:44,600 00:44:46,889 Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know
974 00:44:46,890 00:44:50,520 I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party. I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party.
975 00:44:51,560 00:44:52,609 - What? - What?
976 00:44:52,610 00:44:53,689 Well, you heard what she said. Well, you heard what she said.
977 00:44:53,690 00:44:56,609 It's not just about me. It's not just about me.
978 00:44:56,610 00:44:58,439 It's about our whole family. It's about our whole family.
979 00:44:58,440 00:45:01,029 And what is a better representation of our family And what is a better representation of our family
980 00:45:01,030 00:45:04,330 than your Christmas Eve party? than your Christmas Eve party?
981 00:45:05,370 00:45:07,200 - It is legendary. - It is legendary.
982 00:45:08,700 00:45:09,959 Mwah! Mwah!
983 00:45:09,960 00:45:11,869 - Have a good day. - You know I will. - Have a good day. - You know I will.
984 00:45:11,870 00:45:13,129 Can't even believe that. Can't even believe that.
985 00:45:13,130 00:45:15,289 That is two more people on the guest list. That is two more people on the guest list.
986 00:45:15,290 00:45:18,049 I basically have to reimagine the entire party. I basically have to reimagine the entire party.
987 00:45:18,050 00:45:19,719 Man. Man.
988 00:45:19,720 00:45:21,339 - Found it. - Found it.
989 00:45:21,340 00:45:23,929 Okay, come on, you two. Okay, come on, you two.
990 00:45:23,930 00:45:25,850 Let's look at it. Let's look at it.
991 00:45:28,180 00:45:29,929 That was very, very close. That was very, very close.
992 00:45:29,930 00:45:31,439 - We shouldn't have done that. - We shouldn't have done that.
993 00:45:31,440 00:45:34,559 - Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... - This is the last batch. - Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... - This is the last batch.
994 00:45:34,560 00:45:36,899 - ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies - ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies
995 00:45:36,900 00:45:38,069 and decorated them. - No. and decorated them. - No.
996 00:45:38,070 00:45:40,899 We're making these for the party. We're making these for the party.
997 00:45:40,900 00:45:42,159 - Okay, I'm off. - Okay, I'm off.
998 00:45:42,160 00:45:43,569 - What? Where are you going? - What? Where are you going?
999 00:45:43,570 00:45:45,489 - Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor. - Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor.
1000 00:45:45,490 00:45:46,699 He's gonna introduce us. He's gonna introduce us.
1001 00:45:46,700 00:45:48,369 - Great. Right. - Yeah. - Great. Right. - Yeah.
1002 00:45:48,370 00:45:49,370 Bye, babe. Bye, babe.
1003 00:45:49,371 00:45:50,539 It just runs everywhere. It just runs everywhere.
1004 00:45:50,540 00:45:51,619 - Bye, kids. - That's right. That's right. - Bye, kids. - That's right. That's right.
1005 00:45:51,620 00:45:52,789 Bye, Daddy. Bye, Daddy.
1006 00:45:52,790 00:45:53,999 - Jane. Oh, my God. - Jane. Oh, my God.
1007 00:45:54,000 00:45:55,499 - I'm just gonna do a button. Can I-- - No, no. - I'm just gonna do a button. Can I-- - No, no.
1008 00:45:55,500 00:45:56,999 - You can't decorate these. - But they have buttons. - You can't decorate these. - But they have buttons.
1009 00:45:57,000 00:45:58,709 - And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number. - And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number.
1010 00:45:58,710 00:46:00,339 - Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa? - Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa?
1011 00:46:00,340 00:46:01,799 - Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time - Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time
1012 00:46:01,800 00:46:03,679 to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just-- to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just--
1013 00:46:03,680 00:46:05,509 - Oh, take them to see Santa Claus. - Oh, take them to see Santa Claus.
1014 00:46:05,510 00:46:07,809 This could be the last year that they see him. This could be the last year that they see him.
1015 00:46:07,810 00:46:09,099 - Why? Is Santa dying? - Why? Is Santa dying?
1016 00:46:09,100 00:46:10,809 - No. - Are we dying? - No. - Are we dying?
1017 00:46:10,810 00:46:13,099 - No. Fine, I will take you. - No. Fine, I will take you.
1018 00:46:13,100 00:46:15,269 I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway. I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway.
1019 00:46:15,270 00:46:17,609 Did you guys get yours? - Yes. Did you guys get yours? - Yes.
1020 00:46:17,610 00:46:20,229 Yeah, I'm making something very special. Yeah, I'm making something very special.
1021 00:46:20,230 00:46:21,609 - Uh, what is white elephant? - Uh, what is white elephant?
1022 00:46:21,610 00:46:23,529 Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do
1023 00:46:23,530 00:46:25,949 every year at our Christmas Eve party. - Oh. every year at our Christmas Eve party. - Oh.
1024 00:46:25,950 00:46:27,909 - And I guess you don't know what it is - And I guess you don't know what it is
1025 00:46:27,910 00:46:30,449 because Harper forgot to tell you about it. because Harper forgot to tell you about it.
1026 00:46:30,450 00:46:32,369 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. - I'm sorry. - That's okay.
1027 00:46:32,370 00:46:33,789 I-I can run out and grab one today. I-I can run out and grab one today.
1028 00:46:33,790 00:46:37,629 - Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall. - Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall.
1029 00:46:37,630 00:46:40,169 - Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office - Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office
1030 00:46:40,170 00:46:42,419 and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight. and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight.
1031 00:46:42,420 00:46:44,339 - Yeah, I wish I could go, - Yeah, I wish I could go,
1032 00:46:44,340 00:46:46,139 but, um, I have to put the finishing touches but, um, I have to put the finishing touches
1033 00:46:46,140 00:46:48,349 on my Christmas gifts. on my Christmas gifts.
1034 00:46:48,350 00:46:50,219 - Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun. - Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun.
1035 00:46:50,220 00:46:52,179 Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00. Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00.
1036 00:46:52,180 00:46:53,559 - That's okay? - That's okay?
1037 00:46:53,560 00:46:56,559 - We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight - We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight
1038 00:46:56,560 00:46:57,859 before we leave for dinner. before we leave for dinner.
1039 00:46:57,860 00:46:59,019 - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes.
1040 00:47:09,620 00:47:11,289 - Oh. Hey. - Oh. Hey.
1041 00:47:11,290 00:47:13,999 Hey. Can you watch them for a bit? Hey. Can you watch them for a bit?
1042 00:47:14,000 00:47:16,119 I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them
1043 00:47:16,120 00:47:19,339 the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so... the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so...
1044 00:47:19,340 00:47:20,629 Is that all right? Is that all right?
1045 00:47:20,630 00:47:21,749 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1046 00:47:21,750 00:47:23,259 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1047 00:47:23,260 00:47:25,009 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. Thank you.
1048 00:47:25,010 00:47:27,089 Be good, you two. Be good, you two.
1049 00:47:30,050 00:47:34,139 - Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over-- - Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over--
1050 00:47:34,140 00:47:35,559 Want to-- Come on. Want to-- Come on.
1051 00:47:41,860 00:47:44,690 - Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning? - Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning?
1052 00:47:45,740 00:47:48,279 - Uh, we were playing a game. - Uh, we were playing a game.
1053 00:47:48,280 00:47:49,949 - Like hide-and-seek? - Like hide-and-seek?
1054 00:47:49,950 00:47:51,579 - Yeah, like hide-and-seek. - Yeah, like hide-and-seek.
1055 00:47:51,580 00:47:53,159 We love that game. We love that game.
1056 00:47:53,160 00:47:55,159 - What do you guys think about this white elephant game? - What do you guys think about this white elephant game?
1057 00:47:55,160 00:47:56,999 What gift should I get? Can you help me? What gift should I get? Can you help me?
1058 00:47:57,000 00:47:58,749 - How about this? - How about this?
1059 00:47:58,750 00:48:00,379 - That is nice. - That is nice.
1060 00:48:00,380 00:48:03,709 I was thinking maybe something everyone might like. I was thinking maybe something everyone might like.
1061 00:48:03,710 00:48:05,589 Like, um... Like, um...
1062 00:48:05,590 00:48:08,259 I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually. I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually.
1063 00:48:08,260 00:48:10,679 Someone might want to have that. Someone might want to have that.
1064 00:48:10,680 00:48:13,100 Seems Christmassy. Seems Christmassy.
1065 00:48:14,720 00:48:16,559 Oh. Oh.
1066 00:48:16,560 00:48:18,389 Hey, come on. Um... Hey, come on. Um...
1067 00:48:18,390 00:48:20,349 Hey, Carolyn. Hey, Carolyn.
1068 00:48:20,350 00:48:21,860 Hey, it's good to see you. Hey, it's good to see you.
1069 00:48:23,190 00:48:25,189 I'm Abby. We met last night. I'm Abby. We met last night.
1070 00:48:25,190 00:48:27,189 I'm Harper Caldwell's friend. I'm Harper Caldwell's friend.
1071 00:48:27,190 00:48:29,699 Oh! Oh, yes. Oh! Oh, yes.
1072 00:48:29,700 00:48:31,949 Yes, of course. Yes, of course.
1073 00:48:31,950 00:48:33,240 Mm. Mm.
1074 00:48:34,740 00:48:37,290 It's lovely seeing you. It's lovely seeing you.
1075 00:48:38,330 00:48:40,530 - Hey, I'm-I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight. - Hey, I'm-I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight.
1076 00:48:41,380 00:48:43,420 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
1077 00:48:46,420 00:48:48,299 Have-have a nice day. I'll see you later. Have-have a nice day. I'll see you later.
1078 00:48:48,300 00:48:50,339 Hey! Ma'am! Hey! Ma'am!
1079 00:48:50,340 00:48:51,759 - Oh, ma'am! - Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there. - Oh, ma'am! - Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there.
1080 00:48:51,760 00:48:53,799 - Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. - Okay. - Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. - Okay.
1081 00:48:53,800 00:48:54,969 - Miss, put it down. - Ma'am! - Miss, put it down. - Ma'am!
1082 00:48:54,970 00:48:57,559 Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me. Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me.
1083 00:48:57,560 00:48:58,889 - You want to explain that? - A-As I've said, - You want to explain that? - A-As I've said,
1084 00:48:58,890 00:49:01,349 I did not put that in my bag. There might-- I did not put that in my bag. There might--
1085 00:49:01,350 00:49:03,359 - Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... - Oh. - Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... - Oh.
1086 00:49:03,360 00:49:06,479 - ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding. - ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding.
1087 00:49:06,480 00:49:08,989 - Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag. - Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag.
1088 00:49:08,990 00:49:10,529 Did you check it for legs, or-- Did you check it for legs, or--
1089 00:49:10,530 00:49:11,859 - I haven't checked it for legs. - You haven't done that. - I haven't checked it for legs. - You haven't done that.
1090 00:49:11,860 00:49:13,779 - I'm not suggesting that it grew legs. - I'm not suggesting that it grew legs.
1091 00:49:13,780 00:49:15,739 - It's not looking good, sweetie. - It's not looking good, sweetie.
1092 00:49:15,740 00:49:16,949 - Pittsburgh, huh? - Pittsburgh, huh?
1093 00:49:16,950 00:49:18,249 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1094 00:49:18,250 00:49:19,959 - What are you doing down this way? - What are you doing down this way?
1095 00:49:19,960 00:49:21,329 - You pulling a job? - You pulling a job?
1096 00:49:21,330 00:49:22,669 Jacking a roost? Jacking a roost?
1097 00:49:22,670 00:49:24,289 - What was that? - Yeah, hocking crank - What was that? - Yeah, hocking crank
1098 00:49:24,290 00:49:25,629 and breaking bad? and breaking bad?
1099 00:49:25,630 00:49:27,669 - I'm not doing any of those things. - Smash and grab? - I'm not doing any of those things. - Smash and grab?
1100 00:49:27,670 00:49:29,719 - I-I didn't take this necklace. - Wow. - I-I didn't take this necklace. - Wow.
1101 00:49:29,720 00:49:31,679 I'm sure that you could review some footage. I'm sure that you could review some footage.
1102 00:49:31,680 00:49:32,680 Aren't there cameras in malls? Aren't there cameras in malls?
1103 00:49:32,681 00:49:34,679 - Are you telling me how to do my job? - There are cameras everywhere. - Are you telling me how to do my job? - There are cameras everywhere.
1104 00:49:34,680 00:49:35,889 - You're gonna regret it. - No. - You're gonna regret it. - No.
1105 00:49:35,890 00:49:37,009 - You know what? Fine. - No, I'm not doing any-- - You know what? Fine. - No, I'm not doing any--
1106 00:49:37,010 00:49:38,969 - Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? - Good freaking luck. - Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? - Good freaking luck.
1107 00:49:38,970 00:49:40,389 - You're in charge now. - Yeah. - You're in charge now. - Yeah.
1108 00:49:40,390 00:49:41,889 - Can you believe-- - No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay? - Can you believe-- - No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay?
1109 00:49:41,890 00:49:43,649 - Go ahead. - I'm gonna make this little birdie - Go ahead. - I'm gonna make this little birdie
1110 00:49:43,650 00:49:45,900 go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau-- - Go ahead. go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau-- - Go ahead.
1111 00:49:47,400 00:49:49,029 Eugene. Eugene.
1112 00:49:49,030 00:49:50,439 - Goddamn it. We're-- - What are you-- - Goddamn it. We're-- - What are you--
1113 00:49:50,440 00:49:51,859 - I heard there were Cruffins in here. - I heard there were Cruffins in here.
1114 00:49:51,860 00:49:52,949 - No. - No.
1115 00:49:52,950 00:49:54,409 - There aren't any Cruffins. - There aren't any Cruffins.
1116 00:49:54,410 00:49:56,409 There's not, or there were? Were there? There's not, or there were? Were there?
1117 00:49:56,410 00:49:58,409 - No, we stopped keeping food in here. - No. - No, we stopped keeping food in here. - No.
1118 00:49:58,410 00:49:59,749 Dad, Abby would never do this. Dad, Abby would never do this.
1119 00:49:59,750 00:50:00,959 Go get ready quick, quick, quick, Go get ready quick, quick, quick,
1120 00:50:00,960 00:50:02,119 because we're late now. because we're late now.
1121 00:50:02,120 00:50:03,289 This isn't a conversation, Harper. This isn't a conversation, Harper.
1122 00:50:03,290 00:50:04,290 Please, Dad, just be-- Please, Dad, just be--
1123 00:50:04,291 00:50:05,789 Shh! Quiet. Shh! Quiet.
1124 00:50:05,790 00:50:07,419 - Okay. I'm sorry. - Oh, I know. I know. - Okay. I'm sorry. - Oh, I know. I know.
1125 00:50:07,420 00:50:09,170 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1126 00:50:14,510 00:50:16,549 - I didn't do it. - I didn't do it.
1127 00:50:16,550 00:50:17,889 - Baby, I know. - Baby, I know.
1128 00:50:17,890 00:50:21,679 But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner. But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner.
1129 00:50:21,680 00:50:23,769 Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways. Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways.
1130 00:50:23,770 00:50:25,399 You're lucky you don't have to go. You're lucky you don't have to go.
1131 00:50:25,400 00:50:27,400 Come here. Come here.
1132 00:50:31,440 00:50:35,109 Can we hang out tonight after the dinner? Can we hang out tonight after the dinner?
1133 00:50:35,110 00:50:37,579 My friends want to go out, and-and we can go with them My friends want to go out, and-and we can go with them
1134 00:50:37,580 00:50:39,989 or we can not go with them, but... or we can not go with them, but...
1135 00:50:39,990 00:50:42,619 I just think we-we need a break I just think we-we need a break
1136 00:50:42,620 00:50:44,709 from the family. from the family.
1137 00:50:44,710 00:50:46,130 Yeah, s-- Yeah, s--
1138 00:50:47,710 00:50:49,839 - Harper, we have got to go. - Harper, we have got to go.
1139 00:50:49,840 00:50:51,339 Come on, we're gonna be late. Come on, we're gonna be late.
1140 00:50:51,340 00:50:53,049 Okay. Okay.
1141 00:50:53,050 00:50:54,469 - I'll see you later? - Mm-hmm. - I'll see you later? - Mm-hmm.
1142 00:50:54,470 00:50:55,589 - Okay. - Okay.
1143 00:50:55,590 00:50:56,929 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1144 00:50:56,930 00:50:59,349 We weren't able to get the photo again. We weren't able to get the photo again.
1145 00:51:36,630 00:51:37,799 - Hey. - Hey.
1146 00:51:37,800 00:51:39,849 - We meet again. - We meet again.
1147 00:51:39,850 00:51:41,429 Yeah. Yeah.
1148 00:51:41,430 00:51:43,059 - No Harper? - No Harper?
1149 00:51:43,060 00:51:45,889 - No, she's, um, with her family. - No, she's, um, with her family.
1150 00:51:45,890 00:51:47,849 I-I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit. I-I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit.
1151 00:51:47,850 00:51:49,309 What'd you get? What'd you get?
1152 00:51:49,310 00:51:51,979 - Um... - Um...
1153 00:51:51,980 00:51:56,029 Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party. Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party.
1154 00:51:56,030 00:51:57,989 - Ah, you're going to that, too? - Ah, you're going to that, too?
1155 00:51:57,990 00:51:59,369 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
1156 00:51:59,370 00:52:01,199 Yeah, my family goes every year. Yeah, my family goes every year.
1157 00:52:01,200 00:52:03,119 It's, um... It's, um...
1158 00:52:03,120 00:52:05,199 God, it's the best party of the year. God, it's the best party of the year.
1159 00:52:07,460 00:52:10,039 You know, I'm-I'm glad I ran into you, You know, I'm-I'm glad I ran into you,
1160 00:52:10,040 00:52:13,209 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye,
1161 00:52:13,210 00:52:14,959 it, like, really hurts. it, like, really hurts.
1162 00:52:14,960 00:52:18,589 - Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um, - Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um,
1163 00:52:18,590 00:52:20,849 contact stupiditis. contact stupiditis.
1164 00:52:20,850 00:52:23,099 Um, because it's a stupid thing to do. Um, because it's a stupid thing to do.
1165 00:52:23,100 00:52:24,889 - Yep. - Once you get to - Yep. - Once you get to
1166 00:52:24,890 00:52:27,090 the finger-poking stage, you're-you're pretty much dead. the finger-poking stage, you're-you're pretty much dead.
1167 00:52:28,190 00:52:31,519 I'd really like to drink some alcohol. I'd really like to drink some alcohol.
1168 00:52:31,520 00:52:33,230 Do you know where I could do that? Do you know where I could do that?
1169 00:52:34,900 00:52:36,570 - Yes. - Yes.
1170 00:52:56,840 00:52:58,589 - Yes, you are. - I wish. - Yes, you are. - I wish.
1171 00:52:58,590 00:53:00,429 - Just tell me. - I wish I had a story, like-- - Just tell me. - I wish I had a story, like--
1172 00:53:00,430 00:53:02,049 - Did you steal it? - No. - Did you steal it? - No.
1173 00:53:02,050 00:53:05,719 And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all. And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all.
1174 00:53:05,720 00:53:07,809 - You've got to get one. - I'm trying. - You've got to get one. - I'm trying.
1175 00:53:07,810 00:53:09,389 - I will help you with this. - I will help you with this.
1176 00:53:09,390 00:53:11,769 I know a lot of places that aren't malls. I know a lot of places that aren't malls.
1177 00:53:11,770 00:53:13,059 - That would be great. - That would be great.
1178 00:53:23,700 00:53:26,909 - What did you mean last night when you said you could relate? - What did you mean last night when you said you could relate?
1179 00:53:26,910 00:53:30,119 - That was just a comment based on an assumption - That was just a comment based on an assumption
1180 00:53:30,120 00:53:33,040 that I was making about you and Harper. that I was making about you and Harper.
1181 00:53:35,960 00:53:38,710 - I think it's probably an accurate assumption. - I think it's probably an accurate assumption.
1182 00:53:40,970 00:53:43,139 You don't have to talk to me about this stuff. You don't have to talk to me about this stuff.
1183 00:53:43,140 00:53:44,509 I know it's weird, like-- I know it's weird, like--
1184 00:53:44,510 00:53:46,389 - So, what has she told you? - So, what has she told you?
1185 00:53:46,390 00:53:48,599 - That you dated in high school. - That you dated in high school.
1186 00:53:48,600 00:53:50,849 That you were her first girlfriend. That you were her first girlfriend.
1187 00:53:50,850 00:53:52,770 That's about it. That's about it.
1188 00:53:54,150 00:53:55,900 - Is there more? - Mm-hmm. - Is there more? - Mm-hmm.
1189 00:53:56,940 00:53:57,940 Yeah, a little. Yeah, a little.
1190 00:54:00,900 00:54:02,910 I mean... I mean...
1191 00:54:05,620 00:54:07,619 Yeah. Yeah.
1192 00:54:07,620 00:54:10,119 Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable. Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable.
1193 00:54:10,120 00:54:11,829 We were best friends. We were best friends.
1194 00:54:11,830 00:54:15,000 And then, freshman year, we became more than friends. And then, freshman year, we became more than friends.
1195 00:54:16,250 00:54:18,250 We started dating. We started dating.
1196 00:54:20,010 00:54:23,429 But nobody knew that, obviously. But nobody knew that, obviously.
1197 00:54:23,430 00:54:26,469 And we would, like, leave these little love letters And we would, like, leave these little love letters
1198 00:54:26,470 00:54:28,259 in-in each other's lockers. in-in each other's lockers.
1199 00:54:28,260 00:54:31,389 And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters, And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters,
1200 00:54:31,390 00:54:34,689 and she asked Harper wh-what it was about, and she asked Harper wh-what it was about,
1201 00:54:34,690 00:54:39,479 and Harper basically just said that I am gay and Harper basically just said that I am gay
1202 00:54:39,480 00:54:41,319 and that I wouldn't leave her alone. and that I wouldn't leave her alone.
1203 00:54:41,320 00:54:44,279 And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out, And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out,
1204 00:54:44,280 00:54:47,320 and everybody was so awful to me. and everybody was so awful to me.
1205 00:54:48,370 00:54:50,410 - I'm sorry, that's-- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, that's-- I'm sorry.
1206 00:54:51,450 00:54:54,539 - Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just - Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just
1207 00:54:54,540 00:54:58,249 being in love with somebody that is... being in love with somebody that is...
1208 00:54:58,250 00:55:01,050 too afraid to show the world who they are. too afraid to show the world who they are.
1209 00:55:07,970 00:55:09,680 But that was a long time ago. But that was a long time ago.
1210 00:55:10,720 00:55:12,269 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1211 00:55:14,270 00:55:16,269 - Thank you! - Thank you!
1212 00:55:16,270 00:55:19,020 All right, that's enough. All right, that's enough.
1213 00:55:20,070 00:55:23,859 And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you. And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you.
1214 00:55:23,860 00:55:26,449 - We're gonna ask you a... - We're gonna ask you a...
1215 00:55:26,450 00:55:28,069 - Question. - ...question. - Question. - ...question.
1216 00:55:28,070 00:55:30,329 And you are going to... And you are going to...
1217 00:55:30,330 00:55:31,909 - Give us the answer. - ...answer. - Give us the answer. - ...answer.
1218 00:55:31,910 00:55:34,039 - Yeah. - It's simple. - Yeah. - It's simple.
1219 00:55:34,040 00:55:35,619 Here we go. Here we go.
1220 00:55:40,130 00:55:42,589 - We're gonna sing. Ready? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - We're gonna sing. Ready? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1221 00:55:53,560 00:55:54,979 - Everybody! - Whoa. - Everybody! - Whoa.
1222 00:56:04,110 00:56:05,899 - No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. - What? - No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. - What?
1223 00:56:05,900 00:56:07,859 - Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now. - Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now.
1224 00:56:07,860 00:56:09,199 Yes! Yes!
1225 00:56:11,580 00:56:13,369 Oh... Oh...
1226 00:56:13,370 00:56:15,999 Come on, you want to hear her sing, right? Come on, you want to hear her sing, right?
1227 00:56:16,000 00:56:19,669 Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing. Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing.
1228 00:56:19,670 00:56:21,959 I'll help you. I'll help you.
1229 00:56:24,670 00:56:27,259 Yeah, perfect! Yeah, perfect!
1230 00:56:53,950 00:56:56,789 - Um, I should-- I should close out. - Um, I should-- I should close out.
1231 00:56:56,790 00:56:58,829 It's-- Harper texted me. It's-- Harper texted me.
1232 00:56:58,830 00:57:01,169 - Oh. - Yes. - Oh. - Yes.
1233 00:57:06,170 00:57:07,549 ...of the square. ...of the square.
1234 00:57:07,550 00:57:09,169 The guy at the top of the square. The guy at the top of the square.
1235 00:57:09,170 00:57:10,379 That's the business model. That's the business model.
1236 00:57:10,380 00:57:12,009 It's brilliant. It's brilliant.
1237 00:57:12,010 00:57:14,049 - Hi. - Hi.
1238 00:57:14,050 00:57:15,559 - Oh, Abby's here. - Shots, shots, shots. - Oh, Abby's here. - Shots, shots, shots.
1239 00:57:15,560 00:57:17,599 You guys ready? - How was-- How was tonight? You guys ready? - How was-- How was tonight?
1240 00:57:17,600 00:57:19,139 - Shots! - Oh, shots. It was great. It was good. - Shots! - Oh, shots. It was great. It was good.
1241 00:57:19,140 00:57:20,939 - All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. - Shots, shots, shots, shots. - All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. - Shots, shots, shots, shots.
1242 00:57:20,940 00:57:22,479 - No, no, no, no. - No, Abby, Abby, hey. - No, no, no, no. - No, Abby, Abby, hey.
1243 00:57:22,480 00:57:23,609 Cannot be at this place sober. Cannot be at this place sober.
1244 00:57:23,610 00:57:24,819 - It's a-- Ready? Cheers. - Cheers. - It's a-- Ready? Cheers. - Cheers.
1245 00:57:24,820 00:57:26,149 - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes.
1246 00:57:26,150 00:57:28,399 - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
1247 00:57:28,400 00:57:29,530 One, two, three. Go. One, two, three. Go.
1248 00:57:30,570 00:57:32,529 Oh! Oh!
1249 00:57:32,530 00:57:34,239 - Okay, I need some music. - Did you have dinner? - Okay, I need some music. - Did you have dinner?
1250 00:57:34,240 00:57:35,659 - Come, come, come, come, come. - Yeah. - Come, come, come, come, come. - Yeah.
1251 00:57:35,660 00:57:37,490 - Wait. Okay, I'll come right back. - Wait. Okay, I'll come right back.
1252 00:57:41,290 00:57:43,379 Are you having the most terrible time? Are you having the most terrible time?
1253 00:57:43,380 00:57:44,459 - No. - No.
1254 00:57:44,460 00:57:46,299 No, I'm-I'm just tired. No, I'm-I'm just tired.
1255 00:57:46,300 00:57:47,549 - Okay. - I'm really tired. - Okay. - I'm really tired.
1256 00:57:47,550 00:57:49,459 I think I'm gonna go. I think I'm gonna go.
1257 00:57:49,460 00:57:51,009 - Oh, no. - Oh, no.
1258 00:57:51,010 00:57:52,509 Uh... Uh...
1259 00:57:52,510 00:57:54,759 I kind of want to stay a little bit longer. I kind of want to stay a little bit longer.
1260 00:57:54,760 00:57:56,680 Is that okay? Is that okay?
1261 00:58:02,230 00:58:04,099 - Yeah, you should-- Yes, of course. - Yeah, you should-- Yes, of course.
1262 00:58:04,100 00:58:05,359 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- - Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- - Yeah?
1263 00:58:05,360 00:58:06,689 Are you sure? - Mm. Are you sure? - Mm.
1264 00:58:06,690 00:58:08,399 - Okay. - Okay.
1265 00:58:08,400 00:58:09,989 And you'll get home okay? And you'll get home okay?
1266 00:58:09,990 00:58:11,569 I won't be out late. I won't be out late.
1267 00:58:11,570 00:58:12,949 Okay. Okay.
1268 00:58:12,950 00:58:15,699 Text me when you get home. Text me when you get home.
1269 00:58:15,700 00:58:17,079 Hey. Hey.
1270 00:58:17,080 00:58:18,239 How about you? How about you?
1271 00:58:18,240 00:58:19,749 You won't. You won't. You won't. You won't.
1272 00:58:19,750 00:58:22,290 - She will. You won't. You won't. - You won't. - She will. You won't. You won't. - You won't.
1273 00:58:56,870 00:58:58,329 Well, that was fun. Well, that was fun.
1274 00:58:58,330 00:59:00,079 Whew. Yeah. Whew. Yeah.
1275 00:59:02,160 00:59:04,579 - I'm glad you came out. - Yeah. - I'm glad you came out. - Yeah.
1276 00:59:04,580 00:59:06,829 - It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this. - It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this.
1277 00:59:06,830 00:59:09,540 Like, since we-- Like, since we--
1278 00:59:10,590 00:59:11,879 Well, you know. Well, you know.
1279 00:59:11,880 00:59:13,969 I've missed you. I've missed you.
1280 00:59:13,970 00:59:15,719 - No, it's nice to catch up. - No, it's nice to catch up.
1281 00:59:15,720 00:59:17,179 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1282 00:59:19,810 00:59:22,099 - Well, I'm that way. - Well, I'm that way.
1283 00:59:22,100 00:59:23,639 - Oh, darn. - Where are you? - Oh, darn. - Where are you?
1284 00:59:23,640 00:59:25,139 I'm that way. I'm that way.
1285 00:59:25,140 00:59:26,649 - Good night. - Good night. - Good night. - Good night.
1286 00:59:26,650 00:59:28,229 It was great seeing you. It was great seeing you.
1287 00:59:32,230 00:59:34,240 Hey, Harper, was there someone else? Hey, Harper, was there someone else?
1288 00:59:36,610 00:59:38,030 - What do you mean? - What do you mean?
1289 00:59:39,070 00:59:41,120 - Is that why we broke up? - Is that why we broke up?
1290 00:59:42,160 00:59:44,249 - No. - No.
1291 00:59:44,250 00:59:46,959 No, I mean, I-I told you that the long distance No, I mean, I-I told you that the long distance
1292 00:59:46,960 00:59:48,789 just got too hard and-- just got too hard and--
1293 00:59:48,790 00:59:50,289 The distance. Yeah, I know, I know. The distance. Yeah, I know, I know.
1294 00:59:50,290 00:59:51,590 I know. I know.
1295 00:59:54,260 00:59:56,089 I don't know. Just... I don't know. Just...
1296 00:59:56,090 00:59:58,970 kind of always felt like there was something... kind of always felt like there was something...
1297 01:00:00,760 01:00:04,020 Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me. Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me.
1298 01:00:11,150 01:00:13,150 - There wasn't someone else. - There wasn't someone else.
1299 01:00:33,840 01:00:35,260 Hey. Hey.
1300 01:00:37,300 01:00:39,299 - What's wrong? - What's wrong?
1301 01:00:39,300 01:00:40,639 - Just making sure you're okay. - Just making sure you're okay.
1302 01:00:40,640 01:00:42,259 - Why wouldn't I be? - Why wouldn't I be?
1303 01:00:42,260 01:00:44,849 - I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was-- - I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was--
1304 01:00:44,850 01:00:47,889 - I-I know, but you-you knew I was out with my friends. - I-I know, but you-you knew I was out with my friends.
1305 01:00:47,890 01:00:49,269 - Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that - Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that
1306 01:00:49,270 01:00:50,979 you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning, you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning,
1307 01:00:50,980 01:00:52,189 so I'm just checking on you. so I'm just checking on you.
1308 01:00:52,190 01:00:54,479 - Okay. - Okay.
1309 01:00:54,480 01:00:56,779 I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew. I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew.
1310 01:00:56,780 01:00:58,569 - What is going on with you? - What is going on with you?
1311 01:00:58,570 01:01:00,569 - Nothing. I-- - Nothing. I--
1312 01:01:00,570 01:01:02,279 Nothing. Nothing.
1313 01:01:02,280 01:01:06,119 I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me. I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me.
1314 01:01:06,120 01:01:08,079 - Keeping tabs on you? - Yeah. - Keeping tabs on you? - Yeah.
1315 01:01:08,080 01:01:09,709 It just-- It just--
1316 01:01:11,290 01:01:12,879 - What? - What?
1317 01:01:12,880 01:01:16,459 - It just feels a little... suffocating. - It just feels a little... suffocating.
1318 01:01:16,460 01:01:17,839 - I'm suffocating you? - I'm suffocating you?
1319 01:01:17,840 01:01:19,839 - Or not, but just-- - Or not, but just--
1320 01:01:19,840 01:01:21,799 - Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet - Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet
1321 01:01:21,800 01:01:23,219 that you shoved me back into. - Shh! that you shoved me back into. - Shh!
1322 01:01:23,220 01:01:24,679 You agreed to this. You agreed to this.
1323 01:01:24,680 01:01:25,929 - Yeah, we were practically already here. - Yeah, we were practically already here.
1324 01:01:25,930 01:01:27,179 - Can you sh-- - Can you sh--
1325 01:01:27,180 01:01:28,599 Please be quiet. Please be quiet.
1326 01:01:28,600 01:01:30,600 - I was gonna-- I-- - I was gonna-- I--
1327 01:01:32,400 01:01:34,649 If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to
1328 01:01:34,650 01:01:36,689 was you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend all night, was you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend all night,
1329 01:01:36,690 01:01:39,690 - maybe I wouldn't have. - God, Abby. - maybe I wouldn't have. - God, Abby.
1330 01:01:42,240 01:01:45,329 I just-- I feel like we just need some space. I just-- I feel like we just need some space.
1331 01:01:45,330 01:01:46,620 - You need some space? - You need some space?
1332 01:01:48,450 01:01:50,250 Okay. Okay.
1333 01:01:51,420 01:01:52,829 - Abby. - Abby.
1334 01:01:52,830 01:01:54,289 Oh. Oh.
1335 01:01:54,290 01:01:57,459 She is very heavy-footed. She is very heavy-footed.
1336 01:01:57,460 01:02:02,469 Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run, Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run,
1337 01:02:02,470 01:02:04,679 but I don't trust her to do them on her own, but I don't trust her to do them on her own,
1338 01:02:04,680 01:02:07,139 so I need you to supervise. so I need you to supervise.
1339 01:02:07,140 01:02:09,060 - Okay. - Okay.
1340 01:02:13,400 01:02:15,560 - It's a long list. - It's a long list.
1341 01:02:18,690 01:02:20,489 Okay. Okay.
1342 01:02:32,000 01:02:33,750 No, no. No, no.
1343 01:02:38,210 01:02:41,089 - Hey. - Okay, so... - Hey. - Okay, so...
1344 01:02:41,090 01:02:44,469 I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke.
1345 01:02:44,470 01:02:48,139 You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend, You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend,
1346 01:02:48,140 01:02:50,469 I should have created a safe space for you to share I should have created a safe space for you to share
1347 01:02:50,470 01:02:52,889 without the threat of criticism, so... without the threat of criticism, so...
1348 01:02:52,890 01:02:54,559 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1349 01:02:54,560 01:02:56,229 I am here. I am here.
1350 01:02:56,230 01:02:57,859 No judgment. No judgment.
1351 01:02:57,860 01:02:59,399 What is going on? What is going on?
1352 01:02:59,400 01:03:00,979 Well, let's see. Well, let's see.
1353 01:03:00,980 01:03:03,109 I was arrested by mall security yesterday, I was arrested by mall security yesterday,
1354 01:03:03,110 01:03:05,279 and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal.
1355 01:03:05,280 01:03:07,739 And after spending her entire night, like, And after spending her entire night, like,
1356 01:03:07,740 01:03:11,659 until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex-boyfriend Connor, until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex-boyfriend Connor,
1357 01:03:11,660 01:03:13,999 she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. she's acting like someone I barely even recognize.
1358 01:03:14,000 01:03:16,579 And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me
1359 01:03:16,580 01:03:18,749 like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and-- like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and--
1360 01:03:18,750 01:03:21,339 This is why I avoid Christmas. This is why I avoid Christmas.
1361 01:03:21,340 01:03:23,009 It brings out the worst in everything. It brings out the worst in everything.
1362 01:03:23,010 01:03:26,049 I-I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like-- I-I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like--
1363 01:03:26,050 01:03:28,719 Do I-- It's-- Do I stick it out for two days? Do I-- It's-- Do I stick it out for two days?
1364 01:03:28,720 01:03:30,719 It's-it's not that long. It's-it's not that long.
1365 01:03:30,720 01:03:32,810 But I don't know. I-- But I don't know. I--
1366 01:03:34,020 01:03:35,889 What would you do? What would you do?
1367 01:03:35,890 01:03:37,059 Uh... Uh...
1368 01:03:37,060 01:03:38,519 Uh... uh... Uh... uh...
1369 01:03:38,520 01:03:39,649 I... I...
1370 01:03:39,650 01:03:41,779 Thank you. Thank you.
1371 01:03:41,780 01:03:44,739 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to give this a think. I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to give this a think.
1372 01:03:44,740 01:03:46,490 I think. I think.
1373 01:03:47,740 01:03:49,570 - Hello? - Hello?
1374 01:04:14,520 01:04:16,139 Hey, um... Hey, um...
1375 01:04:16,140 01:04:17,889 Hey, it's Abby. Hey, it's Abby.
1376 01:04:17,890 01:04:20,019 Are you-- Are you doing anything right now? Are you-- Are you doing anything right now?
1377 01:04:20,020 01:04:22,269 Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory? Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory?
1378 01:04:22,270 01:04:23,819 Uh, this family. Uh, this family.
1379 01:04:23,820 01:04:25,859 I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight
1380 01:04:25,860 01:04:27,699 over a quesadilla maker at this party once. over a quesadilla maker at this party once.
1381 01:04:27,700 01:04:29,780 Oh, yikes. Oh, yikes.
1382 01:04:36,910 01:04:38,369 - Everything all right? - Everything all right?
1383 01:04:38,370 01:04:39,670 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1384 01:04:42,670 01:04:45,839 Thank you so much. It looks so good. Thank you so much. It looks so good.
1385 01:04:45,840 01:04:47,919 I mean, it-it looks good. I mean, it-it looks good.
1386 01:04:52,890 01:04:54,349 This is all for me. This is all for me.
1387 01:04:54,350 01:04:55,849 It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.
1388 01:04:55,850 01:04:57,019 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
1389 01:04:57,020 01:04:58,729 It's for my-- It's for my--
1390 01:04:58,730 01:05:00,810 And yes, we'll have-- And yes, we'll have--
1391 01:05:06,070 01:05:08,189 Ready to go? Ready to go?
1392 01:05:12,450 01:05:14,450 - It's probably okay. - It's probably okay.
1393 01:05:29,420 01:05:31,889 - Oh, do not put that there. - Oh, do not put that there.
1394 01:05:31,890 01:05:34,639 What do you think this is, a barn party? What do you think this is, a barn party?
1395 01:05:34,640 01:05:37,559 Hey, everyone, please come down! Hey, everyone, please come down!
1396 01:05:37,560 01:05:41,229 We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here. We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here.
1397 01:05:41,230 01:05:42,939 - Honey, are you sure this is the best time? - Honey, are you sure this is the best time?
1398 01:05:42,940 01:05:44,399 People will start arriving any minute. People will start arriving any minute.
1399 01:05:44,400 01:05:45,979 - It's the only time. - It's the only time.
1400 01:05:48,940 01:05:50,489 Hi, Abby. - Hi. Hi, Abby. - Hi.
1401 01:05:50,490 01:05:52,989 Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift? Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift?
1402 01:05:52,990 01:05:54,819 - I don't know. In the oven? - I don't know. In the oven?
1403 01:05:54,820 01:05:56,449 Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes? Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes?
1404 01:05:56,450 01:05:57,989 Under the damn tree. Under the damn tree.
1405 01:05:57,990 01:05:59,619 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1406 01:05:59,620 01:06:01,289 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1407 01:06:01,290 01:06:03,629 You probably never even had a Christmas tree. You probably never even had a Christmas tree.
1408 01:06:03,630 01:06:06,089 We do this party every year, We do this party every year,
1409 01:06:06,090 01:06:09,259 and every year, no matter how early I start planning, and every year, no matter how early I start planning,
1410 01:06:09,260 01:06:11,969 I just feel totally unprepared. I just feel totally unprepared.
1411 01:06:11,970 01:06:15,759 And I can't find my Christmas brooch. And I can't find my Christmas brooch.
1412 01:06:15,760 01:06:17,309 Have you seen it? Have you seen it?
1413 01:06:17,310 01:06:18,889 You can tell me. You can tell me.
1414 01:06:18,890 01:06:20,309 I won't be mad. I won't be mad.
1415 01:06:20,310 01:06:22,190 I just want to know it's safe. I just want to know it's safe.
1416 01:06:23,650 01:06:25,110 - I haven't seen it. - I haven't seen it.
1417 01:06:26,610 01:06:28,019 - Okay. - Okay.
1418 01:06:28,020 01:06:32,489 Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser, Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser,
1419 01:06:32,490 01:06:34,489 there will be no questions asked. there will be no questions asked.
1420 01:06:34,490 01:06:35,740 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
1421 01:06:43,790 01:06:46,289 Um... Um...
1422 01:06:46,290 01:06:47,500 Hey, Ted. Hey, Ted.
1423 01:06:48,590 01:06:51,719 I just wanted to mention-- I just wanted to mention--
1424 01:06:51,720 01:06:54,969 everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding. everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding.
1425 01:06:54,970 01:06:56,469 You know, I would never, ever-- You know, I would never, ever--
1426 01:06:56,470 01:06:58,719 You-you don't-- You don't have to explain. You-you don't-- You don't have to explain.
1427 01:06:58,720 01:07:01,139 Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes? Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes?
1428 01:07:01,140 01:07:02,889 - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. - Yeah. Yes. - Okay.
1429 01:07:02,890 01:07:05,439 - Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. - Oh. - Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. - Oh.
1430 01:07:05,440 01:07:07,439 - Hey, Abby. - Hey. - Hey, Abby. - Hey.
1431 01:07:07,440 01:07:09,439 - Look at what this little elf brought in. - Look at what this little elf brought in.
1432 01:07:09,440 01:07:11,279 Wow. What is that? Wow. What is that?
1433 01:07:11,280 01:07:13,029 - This is my masterpiece. - This is my masterpiece.
1434 01:07:13,030 01:07:15,529 Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased. Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased.
1435 01:07:15,530 01:07:16,949 - Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here. - Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here.
1436 01:07:16,950 01:07:18,279 The printer's jammed again. The printer's jammed again.
1437 01:07:18,280 01:07:20,290 - Oh, okay. I'm on it. - Oh, okay. I'm on it.
1438 01:07:32,300 01:07:34,919 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
1439 01:07:34,920 01:07:36,719 What'd you do today? What'd you do today?
1440 01:07:36,720 01:07:40,049 - I just went and got a white elephant gift. - I just went and got a white elephant gift.
1441 01:07:40,050 01:07:41,389 - Oh. - Oh.
1442 01:07:41,390 01:07:42,849 In town? In town?
1443 01:07:42,850 01:07:44,179 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1444 01:07:44,180 01:07:45,599 - How'd you get there? - How'd you get there?
1445 01:07:45,600 01:07:46,689 - Has Jane arrived yet? - Has Jane arrived yet?
1446 01:07:46,690 01:07:49,519 - Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him. - Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him.
1447 01:07:49,520 01:07:51,399 Jane, Ted, now! Jane, Ted, now!
1448 01:07:51,400 01:07:54,029 Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins? Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins?
1449 01:07:54,030 01:07:56,739 - They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight. - They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight.
1450 01:07:59,280 01:08:01,790 Harper, come with me. Harper, come with me.
1451 01:08:07,920 01:08:09,419 It's really a break from It's really a break from
1452 01:08:09,420 01:08:12,549 traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary. traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary.
1453 01:08:12,550 01:08:15,219 The vessels are curated for each individual. The vessels are curated for each individual.
1454 01:08:15,220 01:08:17,839 - We'd be happy to mindfully assemble-- - Uh, S-Sloane was - We'd be happy to mindfully assemble-- - Uh, S-Sloane was
1455 01:08:17,840 01:08:21,549 on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family. on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family.
1456 01:08:21,550 01:08:22,719 She's our super mom, She's our super mom,
1457 01:08:22,720 01:08:27,139 Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane... Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane...
1458 01:08:27,140 01:08:29,849 i-is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house. i-is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house.
1459 01:08:29,850 01:08:31,309 Aw. Aw.
1460 01:08:31,310 01:08:33,150 I have a way with routers. I have a way with routers.
1461 01:08:35,030 01:08:36,779 Excuse me, all. Excuse me, all.
1462 01:08:36,780 01:08:38,949 Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you. Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you.
1463 01:08:38,950 01:08:40,239 Oh. Oh.
1464 01:08:53,500 01:08:55,589 - What are you drinking? - What are you drinking?
1465 01:08:55,590 01:08:57,799 - Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol. - Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol.
1466 01:08:57,800 01:09:00,219 - Gross. Can I have some? - Yeah. - Gross. Can I have some? - Yeah.
1467 01:09:03,350 01:09:05,849 - Mm-hmm. - So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers. - Mm-hmm. - So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers.
1468 01:09:05,850 01:09:07,889 He's half human, half Quazzle. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's half human, half Quazzle. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1469 01:09:07,890 01:09:10,309 - He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle. - He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle.
1470 01:09:10,310 01:09:12,229 The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back. The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back.
1471 01:09:12,230 01:09:14,019 If you want the spa package vessel, If you want the spa package vessel,
1472 01:09:14,020 01:09:15,859 you could do edible bubble bath. - Excuse me, Sloane. you could do edible bubble bath. - Excuse me, Sloane.
1473 01:09:15,860 01:09:17,989 Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins. Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins.
1474 01:09:17,990 01:09:19,359 - I'll find them. - Okay. - I'll find them. - Okay.
1475 01:09:19,360 01:09:20,699 - Excuse me. - Excuse me.
1476 01:09:20,700 01:09:23,579 - You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached - You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached
1477 01:09:23,580 01:09:28,039 to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by
1478 01:09:28,040 01:09:30,079 and I stop believing in Santa Claus, and I stop believing in Santa Claus,
1479 01:09:30,080 01:09:32,249 and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus,
1480 01:09:32,250 01:09:34,249 we just kept that charade going. we just kept that charade going.
1481 01:09:34,250 01:09:37,459 Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know? Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know?
1482 01:09:37,460 01:09:39,010 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
1483 01:09:40,050 01:09:42,389 Yeah. Yeah.
1484 01:09:42,390 01:09:44,429 - Like, so bad for them that... - Like, so bad for them that...
1485 01:09:44,430 01:09:47,719 you know, that I eventually just murdered them. you know, that I eventually just murdered them.
1486 01:09:47,720 01:09:48,889 - That sounds fun. - Mm. - That sounds fun. - Mm.
1487 01:09:48,890 01:09:50,350 Okay. Okay.
1488 01:09:51,390 01:09:53,019 What is happening? What is happening?
1489 01:09:53,020 01:09:54,479 Hey, you guys. Hey, you guys.
1490 01:09:54,480 01:09:56,149 Connor, you made it. Connor, you made it.
1491 01:09:56,150 01:09:57,859 - Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. - Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. - Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. - Hey, guys. Merry Christmas.
1492 01:09:57,860 01:09:59,689 Good to see you. Hi. Good to see you. Hi.
1493 01:09:59,690 01:10:02,110 - Merry Christmas. - I don't know. - Merry Christmas. - I don't know.
1494 01:10:04,160 01:10:05,949 Yesterday, I'd never felt closer Yesterday, I'd never felt closer
1495 01:10:05,950 01:10:08,329 to another person in my entire life, and now I... to another person in my entire life, and now I...
1496 01:10:08,330 01:10:11,039 I don't know her. I don't know her.
1497 01:10:11,040 01:10:14,459 And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I... And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I...
1498 01:10:14,460 01:10:18,499 I-I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks, I-I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks,
1499 01:10:18,500 01:10:20,839 and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is.
1500 01:10:20,840 01:10:22,879 You know? You know?
1501 01:10:22,880 01:10:24,930 - Well, maybe they both are. - Well, maybe they both are.
1502 01:10:28,220 01:10:30,220 - I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. - I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow.
1503 01:10:37,110 01:10:40,109 - Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink. - Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink.
1504 01:10:40,110 01:10:41,950 Okay? Okay?
1505 01:10:45,370 01:10:46,619 Abby. Abby.
1506 01:10:46,620 01:10:48,409 Abby! Abby!
1507 01:10:48,410 01:10:50,450 Sorry. What? Sorry. What?
1508 01:10:51,450 01:10:52,620 Um... Um...
1509 01:10:53,830 01:10:55,079 How are you here? How are you here?
1510 01:10:55,080 01:10:56,499 - When are you gonna get this? - When are you gonna get this?
1511 01:10:56,500 01:10:58,249 I have been tracking you. I have been tracking you.
1512 01:10:58,250 01:10:59,629 Mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm.
1513 01:10:59,630 01:11:00,839 - Hello. - Hello.
1514 01:11:00,840 01:11:01,840 - Hi. - Hi.
1515 01:11:01,841 01:11:02,879 I'm Tipper. I'm Tipper.
1516 01:11:02,880 01:11:04,469 - This is my home. - Oh. - This is my home. - Oh.
1517 01:11:04,470 01:11:06,220 - Are you the ex-boyfriend? - Are you the ex-boyfriend?
1518 01:11:10,890 01:11:13,729 Y-Yes. I am John, Y-Yes. I am John,
1519 01:11:13,730 01:11:16,349 Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend, Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend,
1520 01:11:16,350 01:11:19,439 and I have come to get her back. and I have come to get her back.
1521 01:11:19,440 01:11:20,979 Mm. I see. Mm. I see.
1522 01:11:20,980 01:11:24,819 Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming, Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming,
1523 01:11:24,820 01:11:28,319 but since you are here, enjoy. but since you are here, enjoy.
1524 01:11:28,320 01:11:30,330 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
1525 01:11:31,790 01:11:34,119 Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous. Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous.
1526 01:11:34,120 01:11:35,369 - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
1527 01:11:35,370 01:11:38,169 - That phone call earlier was a cry for help. - That phone call earlier was a cry for help.
1528 01:11:38,170 01:11:40,629 I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things. I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things.
1529 01:11:45,300 01:11:46,469 - Is that the ex-boyfriend? - Is that the ex-boyfriend?
1530 01:11:47,930 01:11:49,390 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1531 01:11:50,560 01:11:52,559 - I mean, I guess he's handsome. I-- - I mean, I guess he's handsome. I--
1532 01:11:52,560 01:11:54,560 Can we please go? Can we please go?
1533 01:11:59,650 01:12:01,189 - Harper. - Harper.
1534 01:12:01,190 01:12:02,649 It's over. It's over.
1535 01:12:02,650 01:12:04,190 I'm done. I'm done.
1536 01:12:10,280 01:12:12,290 - I'm just gonna... - I'm just gonna...
1537 01:12:13,370 01:12:16,039 - Everybody, please take your seats. - Everybody, please take your seats.
1538 01:12:16,040 01:12:18,880 We're ready to begin white elephant. We're ready to begin white elephant.
1539 01:12:20,630 01:12:22,089 Abby. Hey. Abby. Hey.
1540 01:12:22,090 01:12:23,419 Can we just talk for a second? Can we just talk for a second?
1541 01:12:23,420 01:12:25,209 - No. I got to go. I-I can't-- - No. I got to go. I-I can't--
1542 01:12:25,210 01:12:26,799 I can't do this for you anymore. I can't do this for you anymore.
1543 01:12:26,800 01:12:28,549 But, uh, merry Christmas. But, uh, merry Christmas.
1544 01:12:28,550 01:12:32,009 Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor. Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor.
1545 01:12:32,010 01:12:35,139 - What? What? No, I don't-- I don't want him. - What? What? No, I don't-- I don't want him.
1546 01:12:35,140 01:12:36,729 I don't want Connor. I don't want Connor.
1547 01:12:36,730 01:12:37,889 I want you. I want you.
1548 01:12:37,890 01:12:39,059 - Then what was that? - Then what was that?
1549 01:12:39,060 01:12:40,769 - I don't know. - I don't know.
1550 01:12:40,770 01:12:43,609 Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley? Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley?
1551 01:12:43,610 01:12:45,939 - None of this has anything to do with Riley. - None of this has anything to do with Riley.
1552 01:12:45,940 01:12:48,359 This is all happening because of you, Harper. This is all happening because of you, Harper.
1553 01:12:48,360 01:12:51,949 You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made. You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made.
1554 01:12:51,950 01:12:53,909 - It is not that simple. - Do you know how painful - It is not that simple. - Do you know how painful
1555 01:12:53,910 01:12:58,369 it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me? it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me?
1556 01:12:58,370 01:13:00,880 I am not hiding you. I am hiding me. I am not hiding you. I am hiding me.
1557 01:13:01,920 01:13:03,749 Okay? Okay?
1558 01:13:03,750 01:13:06,839 Our entire life, we have been expected to be Our entire life, we have been expected to be
1559 01:13:06,840 01:13:10,800 these perfect, golden children. these perfect, golden children.
1560 01:13:11,970 01:13:15,519 I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free. I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free.
1561 01:13:15,520 01:13:17,099 It is something that we competed for, It is something that we competed for,
1562 01:13:17,100 01:13:19,520 and if we veered off their course, we lost it. and if we veered off their course, we lost it.
1563 01:13:21,020 01:13:23,269 I-I know it's messed up, okay? I-I know it's messed up, okay?
1564 01:13:23,270 01:13:24,939 I get it. I get it.
1565 01:13:24,940 01:13:26,609 But they're my parents, But they're my parents,
1566 01:13:26,610 01:13:29,109 and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am, and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am,
1567 01:13:29,110 01:13:31,279 I will lose them. I will lose them.
1568 01:13:31,280 01:13:34,910 And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you. And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you.
1569 01:13:36,950 01:13:38,960 I don't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you.
1570 01:13:41,210 01:13:42,539 - Hey, come here. Come here. - Hey, come here. Come here.
1571 01:13:42,540 01:13:44,289 - No, I don't want to lose you. - No, no. - No, I don't want to lose you. - No, no.
1572 01:13:44,290 01:13:46,249 Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay. Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay.
1573 01:13:46,250 01:13:48,340 - I don't-- - Hey, stop. - I don't-- - Hey, stop.
1574 01:13:50,010 01:13:52,390 - I don't want to lose you. - You're not. - I don't want to lose you. - You're not.
1575 01:13:57,390 01:13:59,770 Matilda and Magnus... Matilda and Magnus...
1576 01:14:03,310 01:14:05,229 If you want a present... If you want a present...
1577 01:14:05,230 01:14:07,229 you better have a number. you better have a number.
1578 01:14:07,230 01:14:08,609 'Sup? 'Sup?
1579 01:14:08,610 01:14:09,989 - 'Sup? - 'Sup?
1580 01:14:09,990 01:14:11,529 Anybody else? Anybody else?
1581 01:14:12,820 01:14:14,820 - You pump? - You pump?
1582 01:14:15,950 01:14:18,489 - I'm sorry? - Weights. - I'm sorry? - Weights.
1583 01:14:18,490 01:14:20,370 - Oh. - Yeah. - Oh. - Yeah.
1584 01:14:21,500 01:14:23,459 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1585 01:14:23,460 01:14:25,880 You? - Yeah. Yeah. You? - Yeah. Yeah.
1586 01:14:27,000 01:14:29,010 What do you bench? What do you bench?
1587 01:14:30,090 01:14:32,089 Thousand. Thou-Thousand, plus. Thousand. Thou-Thousand, plus.
1588 01:14:32,090 01:14:34,139 All right. Everybody have your numbers? All right. Everybody have your numbers?
1589 01:14:34,140 01:14:35,759 - Kids? - Sloane, Sloane, Sloane! - Kids? - Sloane, Sloane, Sloane!
1590 01:14:35,760 01:14:37,349 - Hmm? Yeah? - Can we just talk for a sec? - Hmm? Yeah? - Can we just talk for a sec?
1591 01:14:37,350 01:14:39,349 - Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in - Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in
1592 01:14:39,350 01:14:41,179 a romantic relationship, and you've been lying a romantic relationship, and you've been lying
1593 01:14:41,180 01:14:42,939 to the family about it for God knows how long. to the family about it for God knows how long.
1594 01:14:42,940 01:14:44,519 Does that sound about right, or-- Does that sound about right, or--
1595 01:14:44,520 01:14:48,229 - Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet. - Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet.
1596 01:14:48,230 01:14:50,529 Please, Sloane. Please, Sloane.
1597 01:14:50,530 01:14:52,860 I'm telling them after the holidays. I'm telling them after the holidays.
1598 01:15:01,450 01:15:02,789 Just rip it. Just rip it.
1599 01:15:02,790 01:15:04,669 Please promise me you won't say anything. Please promise me you won't say anything.
1600 01:15:04,670 01:15:07,079 Now is just very bad timing, Now is just very bad timing,
1601 01:15:07,080 01:15:09,169 and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways. and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways.
1602 01:15:09,170 01:15:10,709 - Honestly, I feel sorry for you. - Honestly, I feel sorry for you.
1603 01:15:10,710 01:15:12,339 Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken
1604 01:15:12,340 01:15:14,339 when they find out you've been lying to them. when they find out you've been lying to them.
1605 01:15:14,340 01:15:16,549 - Sloane, if you-- - Wait. Kids? - Sloane, if you-- - Wait. Kids?
1606 01:15:16,550 01:15:18,889 Found you! Found you!
1607 01:15:18,890 01:15:20,099 Oh. Oh.
1608 01:15:20,100 01:15:21,309 - Are you kidding me? - Are you kidding me?
1609 01:15:21,310 01:15:23,639 No one's supposed to know yet. No one's supposed to know yet.
1610 01:15:23,640 01:15:25,389 We had an agreement. We had an agreement.
1611 01:15:25,390 01:15:26,899 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
1612 01:15:26,900 01:15:29,570 - I guess I'm not the only one with a secret. - I guess I'm not the only one with a secret.
1613 01:15:33,110 01:15:34,529 - Wow. - Yeah. - Wow. - Yeah.
1614 01:15:34,530 01:15:36,409 - Yeah, that is-- That's-that's good mass. - Yeah, that is-- That's-that's good mass.
1615 01:15:36,410 01:15:38,029 That is solid. - Yeah. Thanks, man. That is solid. - Yeah. Thanks, man.
1616 01:15:38,030 01:15:40,279 Oh, my God. They all look so nice. Oh, my God. They all look so nice.
1617 01:15:40,280 01:15:42,119 Just choose, Jane. Just choose, Jane.
1618 01:15:42,120 01:15:43,909 - Eeny, meeny, mi-- - Eeny, meeny, mi--
1619 01:15:43,910 01:15:45,459 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
1620 01:15:46,461 01:15:48,879 - You have no idea what goes on in other people's families, - You have no idea what goes on in other people's families,
1621 01:15:48,880 01:15:50,959 so you need to just keep your mouth shut! so you need to just keep your mouth shut!
1622 01:15:50,960 01:15:53,419 You keep your mouth shut, psycho! You keep your mouth shut, psycho!
1623 01:15:53,420 01:15:55,340 - I should run. Yeah. - Yeah. - I should run. Yeah. - Yeah.
1624 01:15:57,390 01:15:59,139 - Levi. We should-- - Levi. We should--
1625 01:15:59,140 01:16:01,220 Huh. I wonder what this one is. Huh. I wonder what this one is.
1626 01:16:02,640 01:16:05,269 Abby, get the Santa. Abby, get the Santa.
1627 01:16:05,270 01:16:07,099 - I mean-- - You stay out of this, Sappho. - I mean-- - You stay out of this, Sappho.
1628 01:16:07,100 01:16:08,149 - I would-- - I would--
1629 01:16:09,860 01:16:12,149 - I don't know what this is. - I don't know what this is.
1630 01:16:12,150 01:16:14,439 It's big. It's big.
1631 01:16:14,440 01:16:15,990 Oh! Oh!
1632 01:16:18,490 01:16:20,239 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1633 01:16:20,240 01:16:21,779 - Oh, gosh. - Oh, gosh.
1634 01:16:21,780 01:16:23,790 Here, help me out here. Here, help me out here.
1635 01:16:25,290 01:16:27,499 What-what-what-- Wh-What is this? What-what-what-- Wh-What is this?
1636 01:16:27,500 01:16:29,829 - It's a painting of Main Street. - It's a painting of Main Street.
1637 01:16:29,830 01:16:30,750 I made it. I made it.
1638 01:16:30,751 01:16:32,339 - I love that. - I love that.
1639 01:16:35,920 01:16:37,719 No! No, no, no! No! No, no, no!
1640 01:16:37,720 01:16:40,139 I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
1641 01:16:40,140 01:16:41,179 I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
1642 01:16:41,180 01:16:42,679 - What are you doing? - Girls! - What are you doing? - Girls!
1643 01:16:42,680 01:16:44,929 What is going on? What is going on?
1644 01:16:44,930 01:16:46,389 - Yeah, what is going on? - Yeah, what is going on?
1645 01:16:46,390 01:16:48,439 Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I?
1646 01:16:48,440 01:16:49,939 - Don't, Sloane! - Why? - Don't, Sloane! - Why?
1647 01:16:49,940 01:16:51,109 It's not good timing? It's not good timing?
1648 01:16:52,190 01:16:53,899 - Girls, stop that this instant! - Girls, stop that this instant!
1649 01:16:53,900 01:16:55,479 - Come on, guys. Just hug it out. - Come on, guys. Just hug it out.
1650 01:16:55,480 01:16:56,649 Shut up, Jane! Shut up, Jane!
1651 01:16:56,650 01:16:58,359 - Don't do this, Sloane. - Don't do this, Sloane.
1652 01:16:58,360 01:17:00,819 - All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. - All this because you're scared to not be the favorite.
1653 01:17:00,820 01:17:01,869 Pathetic. Pathetic.
1654 01:17:01,870 01:17:03,029 - Sloane, you're making a scene! - Sloane, you're making a scene!
1655 01:17:03,030 01:17:04,079 I am? I am?
1656 01:17:04,080 01:17:06,450 You think she's so innocent? You think she's so innocent?
1657 01:17:07,580 01:17:10,619 All of this is happening because Harper is-- All of this is happening because Harper is--
1658 01:17:15,300 01:17:17,419 - Harper is a lesbian. - Harper is a lesbian.
1659 01:17:17,420 01:17:19,430 Abby's her girlfriend. Abby's her girlfriend.
1660 01:17:31,770 01:17:32,980 - She is lying. - She is lying.
1661 01:17:34,980 01:17:36,279 I am not a lesbian. I am not a lesbian.
1662 01:17:36,280 01:17:40,070 Sloane is the one that has this big-- Sloane is the one that has this big--
1663 01:18:07,600 01:18:09,559 No! No!
1664 01:18:11,770 01:18:13,729 Harper! Harper!
1665 01:18:13,730 01:18:15,859 - Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! - Oh, my. - Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! - Oh, my.
1666 01:18:15,860 01:18:16,979 No! No!
1667 01:18:16,980 01:18:18,979 Enough! Enough!
1668 01:18:20,320 01:18:25,119 - I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... - I put 100 hours into that painting, and you...
1669 01:18:25,120 01:18:28,370 you just destroyed it like it was nothing. you just destroyed it like it was nothing.
1670 01:18:30,540 01:18:31,960 It was something. It was something.
1671 01:18:33,330 01:18:35,840 I am something. I am something.
1672 01:18:37,090 01:18:38,589 And guess what. And guess what.
1673 01:18:38,590 01:18:39,959 I like myself. I like myself.
1674 01:18:39,960 01:18:44,430 And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy.
1675 01:18:45,640 01:18:48,849 But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family,
1676 01:18:48,850 01:18:51,389 and I will not be left out anymore! and I will not be left out anymore!
1677 01:18:51,390 01:18:52,689 No! No!
1678 01:18:56,560 01:18:57,899 - Stop it, girls! - Stop it, girls!
1679 01:18:57,900 01:18:59,899 Stop this right now. Stop this right now.
1680 01:18:59,900 01:19:01,069 Guys, you keep ripping it more! Guys, you keep ripping it more!
1681 01:19:01,070 01:19:03,529 Kids, what are you doing back there? Kids, what are you doing back there?
1682 01:19:03,530 01:19:06,200 Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper. Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper.
1683 01:19:22,760 01:19:24,179 Abby? Abby?
1684 01:19:29,720 01:19:31,600 - Want to go for a walk? - Want to go for a walk?
1685 01:19:32,640 01:19:33,890 Okay. Okay.
1686 01:19:34,940 01:19:36,729 Okay. Okay.
1687 01:19:36,730 01:19:38,809 Come on. Come on.
1688 01:19:38,810 01:19:40,730 My parents loved Christmas. My parents loved Christmas.
1689 01:19:41,820 01:19:43,149 We would do all the stuff. We would do all the stuff.
1690 01:19:43,150 01:19:45,449 We would decorate and... We would decorate and...
1691 01:19:45,450 01:19:47,870 do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie.
1692 01:19:52,450 01:19:56,209 After they died, I-I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. After they died, I-I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas.
1693 01:19:56,210 01:19:57,750 Hmm. Hmm.
1694 01:19:59,630 01:20:03,299 - The holidays were just a huge reminder of... - The holidays were just a huge reminder of...
1695 01:20:03,300 01:20:05,840 them not being here. them not being here.
1696 01:20:08,010 01:20:10,299 So I really thought maybe this year with... So I really thought maybe this year with...
1697 01:20:10,300 01:20:14,889 with Harper and meeting her family, you know, with Harper and meeting her family, you know,
1698 01:20:14,890 01:20:16,770 that it would just feel different. that it would just feel different.
1699 01:20:24,490 01:20:27,569 I don't-- I don't think that she... I don't-- I don't think that she...
1700 01:20:27,570 01:20:29,569 loves me as much as I thought she did. loves me as much as I thought she did.
1701 01:20:29,570 01:20:31,240 - Hey. - Hey.
1702 01:20:32,330 01:20:37,329 Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you.
1703 01:20:37,330 01:20:40,330 How could it not? How could it not?
1704 01:20:42,290 01:20:46,090 - Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? - Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay?
1705 01:20:47,300 01:20:51,180 - Um, that they loved and supported me. - Um, that they loved and supported me.
1706 01:20:52,350 01:20:54,560 - That's amazing. - That's amazing.
1707 01:20:57,980 01:21:00,399 My dad... My dad...
1708 01:21:00,400 01:21:02,229 kicked me out of the house kicked me out of the house
1709 01:21:02,230 01:21:04,940 and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him.
1710 01:21:06,860 01:21:09,280 Everybody's story is different. Everybody's story is different.
1711 01:21:10,660 01:21:12,949 There's your version There's your version
1712 01:21:12,950 01:21:17,000 and my version and everything in between. and my version and everything in between.
1713 01:21:19,620 01:21:22,919 But the one thing that all of those stories have in common But the one thing that all of those stories have in common
1714 01:21:22,920 01:21:27,419 is that moment right before you say those words, is that moment right before you say those words,
1715 01:21:27,420 01:21:30,509 when your heart is racing when your heart is racing
1716 01:21:30,510 01:21:32,800 and you don't know what's coming next. and you don't know what's coming next.
1717 01:21:35,760 01:21:37,770 That moment's really terrifying. That moment's really terrifying.
1718 01:21:39,440 01:21:41,599 And then once you say those words, And then once you say those words,
1719 01:21:41,600 01:21:44,019 you can't unsay them. you can't unsay them.
1720 01:21:44,020 01:21:48,399 A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun, A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun,
1721 01:21:48,400 01:21:52,569 and you have to be ready for that. and you have to be ready for that.
1722 01:21:52,570 01:21:54,780 You can't do it for anyone else. You can't do it for anyone else.
1723 01:21:56,700 01:21:59,619 Just because Harper isn't ready, Just because Harper isn't ready,
1724 01:21:59,620 01:22:02,169 it doesn't mean she never will be, it doesn't mean she never will be,
1725 01:22:02,170 01:22:04,079 and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
1726 01:22:09,880 01:22:13,429 I-I want to be with someone who is ready. I-I want to be with someone who is ready.
1727 01:22:13,430 01:22:15,350 - Mm. - Mm.
1728 01:22:28,030 01:22:30,569 You look great in this coat. You look great in this coat.
1729 01:22:30,570 01:22:32,489 - Merry Christmas. Thank you. - Thank you. - Merry Christmas. Thank you. - Thank you.
1730 01:22:36,120 01:22:37,870 Just wait for me in the car. Just wait for me in the car.
1731 01:22:44,460 01:22:45,670 Great party. Great party.
1732 01:22:46,710 01:22:48,299 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1733 01:22:48,300 01:22:49,420 - You okay? - You okay?
1734 01:22:53,050 01:22:54,890 - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry.
1735 01:23:02,100 01:23:04,270 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1736 01:23:05,850 01:23:07,610 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
1737 01:23:12,530 01:23:14,359 - She's a really good one. - She's a really good one.
1738 01:23:14,360 01:23:16,200 Yeah. Yeah.
1739 01:23:20,240 01:23:21,450 - Riley. - Sloane. - Riley. - Sloane.
1740 01:23:27,630 01:23:29,500 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
1741 01:23:30,710 01:23:32,880 Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed. Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed.
1742 01:23:34,970 01:23:37,219 - Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming, - Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming,
1743 01:23:37,220 01:23:41,469 and again, my apologies for the spectacle. and again, my apologies for the spectacle.
1744 01:23:41,470 01:23:43,230 - I'll call you. - I'll call you.
1745 01:23:50,440 01:23:52,439 - What the hell happened tonight? - What the hell happened tonight?
1746 01:23:52,440 01:23:54,949 Even as children, you never behaved this badly. Even as children, you never behaved this badly.
1747 01:23:54,950 01:23:57,869 I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. I expected more from you, especially you, Harper.
1748 01:23:57,870 01:23:59,909 You know how this world works. You know how this world works.
1749 01:23:59,910 01:24:04,329 Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine.
1750 01:24:04,330 01:24:07,169 Jane, I know you-you just wanted to be included. Jane, I know you-you just wanted to be included.
1751 01:24:07,170 01:24:08,459 - It was really nice. - It was really nice.
1752 01:24:08,460 01:24:12,419 - Sloane, making up lies about your sister. - Sloane, making up lies about your sister.
1753 01:24:12,420 01:24:13,799 You're better than that. You're better than that.
1754 01:24:13,800 01:24:16,260 At least you used to be. At least you used to be.
1755 01:24:18,840 01:24:20,969 - Sorry, I'm-I'm just getting my stuff. - Sorry, I'm-I'm just getting my stuff.
1756 01:24:20,970 01:24:23,059 - Wait, Abby. - Wait, Abby.
1757 01:24:23,060 01:24:24,680 Wait. Wait.
1758 01:24:27,140 01:24:29,150 Sloane wasn't lying. Sloane wasn't lying.
1759 01:24:30,730 01:24:32,230 I'm gay. I'm gay.
1760 01:24:36,820 01:24:39,740 And I am in love with Abby. And I am in love with Abby.
1761 01:24:41,950 01:24:43,949 I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner,
1762 01:24:43,950 01:24:47,499 but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you,
1763 01:24:47,500 01:24:50,789 and me being gay just didn't... and me being gay just didn't...
1764 01:24:50,790 01:24:53,209 fit into the plan. fit into the plan.
1765 01:24:53,210 01:24:57,129 But I... But I...
1766 01:24:57,130 01:25:00,340 let myself hurt Riley... let myself hurt Riley...
1767 01:25:02,140 01:25:05,139 ...because I was so scared that you would find out ...because I was so scared that you would find out
1768 01:25:05,140 01:25:07,390 I wasn't who you wanted me to be. I wasn't who you wanted me to be.
1769 01:25:08,480 01:25:10,269 And... And...
1770 01:25:10,270 01:25:12,860 I still regret it. I still regret it.
1771 01:25:14,150 01:25:17,860 I can't do that to Abby... I can't do that to Abby...
1772 01:25:19,910 01:25:21,700 ...and throw away... ...and throw away...
1773 01:25:23,080 01:25:24,660 ...our life together. ...our life together.
1774 01:25:27,620 01:25:32,379 So I am done being scared, So I am done being scared,
1775 01:25:32,380 01:25:34,880 and I am done keeping secrets. and I am done keeping secrets.
1776 01:25:37,050 01:25:38,800 I love you. I love you.
1777 01:26:03,030 01:26:05,450 - Eric and I are getting a divorce. - Eric and I are getting a divorce.
1778 01:26:06,700 01:26:09,660 We separated a few months ago. We separated a few months ago.
1779 01:26:10,910 01:26:12,959 And the truth is I didn't tell you And the truth is I didn't tell you
1780 01:26:12,960 01:26:15,210 because without my family I'm worthless to you. because without my family I'm worthless to you.
1781 01:26:16,880 01:26:22,129 We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love,
1782 01:26:22,130 01:26:24,140 and I'm done, too. and I'm done, too.
1783 01:26:30,850 01:26:34,350 - I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally. - I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally.
1784 01:26:49,040 01:26:51,579 - I'm gonna go. - I'm gonna go.
1785 01:26:51,580 01:26:54,169 - Wait. No, no. - Wait. No, no.
1786 01:26:57,960 01:26:59,880 I did it. I did it.
1787 01:27:00,880 01:27:02,590 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
1788 01:27:04,300 01:27:06,849 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1789 01:27:06,850 01:27:09,470 Uh, it's just too late. Uh, it's just too late.
1790 01:27:52,600 01:27:56,729 I have always wanted to try karate, I have always wanted to try karate,
1791 01:27:56,730 01:27:58,729 even though I know it's not elegant. even though I know it's not elegant.
1792 01:27:58,730 01:28:01,019 I hate flowers. I hate flowers.
1793 01:28:01,020 01:28:02,689 - I see what you're doing. - I see what you're doing.
1794 01:28:02,690 01:28:07,360 - We have been so worried about seeming perfect. - We have been so worried about seeming perfect.
1795 01:28:09,030 01:28:13,000 But maybe we don't even know what perfect is. But maybe we don't even know what perfect is.
1796 01:28:14,040 01:28:16,369 We have one daughter We have one daughter
1797 01:28:16,370 01:28:20,379 who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us, who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us,
1798 01:28:20,380 01:28:23,669 and another daughter who... and another daughter who...
1799 01:28:23,670 01:28:27,339 just had her heart broken just had her heart broken
1800 01:28:27,340 01:28:30,259 because she was afraid because she was afraid
1801 01:28:30,260 01:28:33,019 we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth. we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth.
1802 01:28:33,020 01:28:35,019 And... And...
1803 01:28:35,020 01:28:38,649 the only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her the only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her
1804 01:28:38,650 01:28:41,059 after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool. after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool.
1805 01:28:43,110 01:28:45,189 That is... That is...
1806 01:28:45,190 01:28:49,410 very far from perfect, if you ask me. very far from perfect, if you ask me.
1807 01:28:57,080 01:28:58,999 - Thanks. - Thanks.
1808 01:28:59,000 01:29:01,169 - I'm really sorry. - I'm really sorry.
1809 01:29:01,170 01:29:02,669 - I know. - I know.
1810 01:29:02,670 01:29:04,420 Me, too. Me, too.
1811 01:29:05,800 01:29:08,179 And, Jane, I... And, Jane, I...
1812 01:29:08,180 01:29:11,639 I'm so sorry about your painting. I'm so sorry about your painting.
1813 01:29:11,640 01:29:13,429 It was really beautiful. It was really beautiful.
1814 01:29:13,430 01:29:15,679 - It was. - It was.
1815 01:29:15,680 01:29:17,850 - Thanks, guys. - Thanks, guys.
1816 01:29:23,690 01:29:26,690 - He just needs a little time. - He just needs a little time.
1817 01:29:31,320 01:29:33,949 Okay, listen to these ingredients: Okay, listen to these ingredients:
1818 01:29:33,950 01:29:35,289 maltodextrin, maltodextrin,
1819 01:29:35,290 01:29:37,999 autolyzed yeast extract, autolyzed yeast extract,
1820 01:29:38,000 01:29:40,869 artificial colors-- Red 40 Lake, artificial colors-- Red 40 Lake,
1821 01:29:40,870 01:29:44,129 Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5.
1822 01:29:44,130 01:29:46,839 Because all of the yellows taste so different. Because all of the yellows taste so different.
1823 01:29:46,840 01:29:49,589 You know, I am disgusted at the poison You know, I am disgusted at the poison
1824 01:29:49,590 01:29:52,390 these corporations try to pass off as food. these corporations try to pass off as food.
1825 01:29:54,220 01:29:56,099 - Who's watching the animals? - Who's watching the animals?
1826 01:29:56,100 01:29:58,309 - My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have - My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have
1827 01:29:58,310 01:30:01,270 a conversation about the fish at some point. a conversation about the fish at some point.
1828 01:30:02,560 01:30:04,730 - What happened to the fish? - What happened to the fish?
1829 01:30:06,860 01:30:08,860 - Let's look at gum. - Let's look at gum.
1830 01:30:12,950 01:30:15,159 Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that
1831 01:30:15,160 01:30:17,079 nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean. nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean.
1832 01:30:17,080 01:30:18,580 Correct? Correct?
1833 01:30:21,210 01:30:23,039 - Abby. - Abby.
1834 01:30:23,040 01:30:24,539 - H-How did you even-- - H-How did you even--
1835 01:30:24,540 01:30:26,999 - I tracked you. John taught me. - I tracked you. John taught me.
1836 01:30:27,000 01:30:28,459 - I just want to go home. - I just want to go home.
1837 01:30:28,460 01:30:30,759 I know. I just-- I know. I just--
1838 01:30:30,760 01:30:33,140 Please, let me say this. Please, let me say this.
1839 01:30:34,180 01:30:36,429 You are my family. You are my family.
1840 01:30:36,430 01:30:40,429 I mean, you are the love of my life. I mean, you are the love of my life.
1841 01:30:40,430 01:30:41,979 I was terrible. I was terrible.
1842 01:30:41,980 01:30:44,439 And-and I wish that I could undo everything, And-and I wish that I could undo everything,
1843 01:30:44,440 01:30:46,819 but I promise you I will make it up to you. but I promise you I will make it up to you.
1844 01:30:46,820 01:30:50,189 I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
1845 01:30:50,190 01:30:52,860 And I won't hurt you like this again. And I won't hurt you like this again.
1846 01:30:54,990 01:30:57,619 But please... But please...
1847 01:30:57,620 01:30:59,449 give me another chance. give me another chance.
1848 01:30:59,450 01:31:01,910 I-I want to build a life with you. I-I want to build a life with you.
1849 01:31:03,960 01:31:05,790 Please. Please.
1850 01:31:07,790 01:31:09,379 - And what about your parents? I-- - And what about your parents? I--
1851 01:31:09,380 01:31:11,419 - No, no, I... - No, no, I...
1852 01:31:11,420 01:31:14,129 I don't care what they think. I don't care what they think.
1853 01:31:14,130 01:31:16,510 I only care about you. I only care about you.
1854 01:31:17,850 01:31:20,470 If I have you, that's all I need. If I have you, that's all I need.
1855 01:31:22,770 01:31:24,480 Be with me. Be with me.
1856 01:31:54,340 01:31:55,759 So, the Shadow Dreamers So, the Shadow Dreamers
1857 01:31:55,760 01:31:58,219 were compelled to rise up against Flanks. were compelled to rise up against Flanks.
1858 01:31:58,220 01:32:00,389 Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations. Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations.
1859 01:32:00,390 01:32:01,769 - Exactly. - Exactly.
1860 01:32:01,770 01:32:02,849 - Good morning. - Good morning.
1861 01:32:02,850 01:32:04,139 - Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. - Hi. - Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. - Hi.
1862 01:32:04,140 01:32:06,099 - Morning. - Hey, Mom. - Morning. - Hey, Mom.
1863 01:32:06,100 01:32:07,979 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
1864 01:32:07,980 01:32:09,189 How'd you sleep? How'd you sleep?
1865 01:32:09,190 01:32:11,149 - Did he come down? - Did he come down?
1866 01:32:11,150 01:32:12,899 - No, not yet. - No, not yet.
1867 01:32:12,900 01:32:14,319 Everyone. Everyone.
1868 01:32:14,320 01:32:15,529 Go ahead, kids. Go ahead, kids.
1869 01:32:15,530 01:32:18,319 - We put the necklace in Abby's bag. - We put the necklace in Abby's bag.
1870 01:32:18,320 01:32:19,949 We're sorry. We're sorry.
1871 01:32:19,950 01:32:21,279 - Thank you. - Thank you.
1872 01:32:21,280 01:32:23,369 - Can we open our stockings now? - Can we open our stockings now?
1873 01:32:23,370 01:32:25,209 - Yes. - Let's go. - Yes. - Let's go.
1874 01:32:33,880 01:32:38,219 - Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings - Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings
1875 01:32:38,220 01:32:40,219 into this campaign. into this campaign.
1876 01:32:40,220 01:32:44,019 Because I thought, if I won, Because I thought, if I won,
1877 01:32:44,020 01:32:46,019 you'd all be proud of me. you'd all be proud of me.
1878 01:32:46,020 01:32:48,099 - We're already proud of you. - We're already proud of you.
1879 01:32:48,100 01:32:50,359 - We don't care if you win. - We don't care if you win.
1880 01:32:50,360 01:32:51,519 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1881 01:32:51,520 01:32:53,439 And the money doesn't matter. And the money doesn't matter.
1882 01:32:53,440 01:32:56,030 When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.
1883 01:32:59,410 01:33:02,199 - I love you, girls. - I love you, girls.
1884 01:33:02,200 01:33:04,999 And I'm sorry for making you think And I'm sorry for making you think
1885 01:33:05,000 01:33:08,080 that anything could ever get in the way of that. that anything could ever get in the way of that.
1886 01:33:09,080 01:33:10,749 I want to do better, I want to do better,
1887 01:33:10,750 01:33:14,049 and it will take time, but all I want for you and it will take time, but all I want for you
1888 01:33:14,050 01:33:16,169 is to find the same joy and happiness is to find the same joy and happiness
1889 01:33:16,170 01:33:20,799 that you have given me, no matter where it comes from. that you have given me, no matter where it comes from.
1890 01:33:24,890 01:33:26,679 Aw. Aw.
1891 01:33:26,680 01:33:29,559 Mm. Mm.
1892 01:33:41,410 01:33:42,819 - Whoa! - Whoa!
1893 01:33:42,820 01:33:44,119 - Smile. - Smile.
1894 01:33:44,120 01:33:45,489 Smile. Smile.
1895 01:33:45,490 01:33:46,789 Aw. Aw.
1896 01:33:46,790 01:33:48,829 - You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you? - You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you?
1897 01:33:48,830 01:33:49,830 - I-- It's impressive. - I-- It's impressive.
1898 01:34:07,350 01:34:09,139 - Hello? - Merry Christmas, Ted. - Hello? - Merry Christmas, Ted.
1899 01:34:09,140 01:34:10,729 - Merry-- - I'll get right to it. - Merry-- - I'll get right to it.
1900 01:34:10,730 01:34:13,269 I like you. I think you can win, too, I like you. I think you can win, too,
1901 01:34:13,270 01:34:15,229 and not just this election. and not just this election.
1902 01:34:15,230 01:34:17,609 - Thank you, Ms. Levin. - Hold on. There's an "if." - Thank you, Ms. Levin. - Hold on. There's an "if."
1903 01:34:17,610 01:34:21,319 Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true, Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true,
1904 01:34:21,320 01:34:23,529 but if it is... but if it is...
1905 01:34:23,530 01:34:27,199 and Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy and Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy
1906 01:34:27,200 01:34:29,869 regarding her private life, regarding her private life,
1907 01:34:29,870 01:34:31,659 I think we could be in business. I think we could be in business.
1908 01:34:31,660 01:34:33,670 What do you say? What do you say?
1909 01:34:45,720 01:34:47,309 - Well? - Well?
1910 01:34:47,310 01:34:49,270 - It's not gonna work out. - It's not gonna work out.
1911 01:34:50,310 01:34:51,559 - Oh. - Oh.
1912 01:34:51,560 01:34:53,230 - We'll figure something out. - We'll figure something out.
1913 01:34:57,770 01:34:59,569 Great, so-- Wait, come over here. Great, so-- Wait, come over here.
1914 01:34:59,570 01:35:01,899 - Okay. Where am I? Here? - You move there. - Okay. Where am I? Here? - You move there.
1915 01:35:01,900 01:35:04,069 - Yeah, okay. Okay. - Hi, honey. Right. - Yeah, okay. Okay. - Hi, honey. Right.
1916 01:35:04,070 01:35:06,119 Um, Jane, you get in the middle. Um, Jane, you get in the middle.
1917 01:35:06,120 01:35:07,120 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1918 01:35:08,160 01:35:09,579 Right there. Right there.
1919 01:35:09,580 01:35:11,329 John, would you mind? John, would you mind?
1920 01:35:11,330 01:35:13,419 - Oh, I would be delighted. - Oh, I would be delighted.
1921 01:35:13,420 01:35:15,539 Okay. Okay.
1922 01:35:15,540 01:35:17,879 - Abby, what are you doing way over there? - Abby, what are you doing way over there?
1923 01:35:17,880 01:35:19,499 Get in here. - Come on. Get in here. - Come on.
1924 01:35:23,930 01:35:26,299 - Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas." - Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas."
1925 01:35:26,300 01:35:28,179 No, don't say that. No, don't say that.
1926 01:35:38,020 01:35:40,069 "Once they cross Corvall Chasm, "Once they cross Corvall Chasm,
1927 01:35:40,070 01:35:42,239 "they will enter floam territory. "they will enter floam territory.
1928 01:35:42,240 01:35:45,659 "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out
1929 01:35:45,660 01:35:47,449 "with their Krindoll intact, "with their Krindoll intact,
1930 01:35:47,450 01:35:51,489 "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders. "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders.
1931 01:35:51,490 01:35:55,999 "They look to each other and then into the darkness. "They look to each other and then into the darkness.
1932 01:35:56,000 01:35:59,459 It is Glank who takes the first step." It is Glank who takes the first step."
1933 01:36:07,550 01:36:09,349 - Here you go. Thank you so much for coming. - Here you go. Thank you so much for coming.
1934 01:36:09,350 01:36:10,389 Thank you. Thank you.
1935 01:36:10,390 01:36:11,969 - Bye. - Hi. - Bye. - Hi.
1936 01:36:11,970 01:36:13,139 - Hi. - We'll meet you there? - Hi. - We'll meet you there?
1937 01:36:13,140 01:36:14,140 - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1938 01:36:14,140 01:36:15,140 - Okay. - Yeah, you bet. - Okay. - Yeah, you bet.
1939 01:36:15,141 01:36:16,349 - That was awesome. - Bye. - That was awesome. - Bye.
1940 01:36:16,350 01:36:17,399 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
1941 01:36:17,400 01:36:18,559 - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught.
1941 01:36:17,400 01:36:18,559 - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught.