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| | 1 | 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,500 ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ | 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,500 ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ | |
| 2 | 00:01:07,730 | 00:01:09,740 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 3 | 00:01:30,050 | 00:01:32,050 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 4 | 00:01:49,480 | 00:01:51,490 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 5 | 00:02:08,960 | 00:02:10,959 | ["CANDY CANE LANE" BY SIA PLAYING] | ["CANDY CANE LANE" BY SIA PLAYING] |
| 6 | 00:02:10,960 | 00:02:14,509 | ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane with me ♪ | ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane with me ♪ |
| 7 | 00:02:14,510 | 00:02:17,259 | ♪ It's the cutest thing I swear you'll ever see ♪ | ♪ It's the cutest thing I swear you'll ever see ♪ |
| 8 | 00:02:17,260 | 00:02:20,809 | ♪ It's the best, so get dressed ♪ | ♪ It's the best, so get dressed ♪ |
| 9 | 00:02:20,810 | 00:02:25,689 | ♪ I'll impress you with the colors of the rainbow ♪ | ♪ I'll impress you with the colors of the rainbow ♪ |
| 10 | 00:02:25,690 | 00:02:29,309 | ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane with me ♪ | ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane with me ♪ |
| 11 | 00:02:29,310 | 00:02:31,859 | ♪ It's so magical, let's go there in your dreams ♪ | ♪ It's so magical, let's go there in your dreams ♪ |
| 12 | 00:02:31,860 | 00:02:33,399 | ♪ It's the best... ♪ | ♪ It's the best... ♪ |
| 13 | 00:02:33,400 | 00:02:35,489 | TRUDY: ...so surprised when he saw all those presents | TRUDY: ...so surprised when he saw all those presents |
| 14 | 00:02:35,490 | 00:02:38,279 | under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them. | under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them. |
| 15 | 00:02:38,280 | 00:02:42,159 | Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw, | Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw, |
| 16 | 00:02:42,160 | 00:02:44,499 | who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane. | who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane. |
| 17 | 00:02:44,500 | 00:02:48,919 | He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years, | He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years, |
| 18 | 00:02:48,920 | 00:02:51,709 | until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992. | until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992. |
| 19 | 00:02:51,710 | 00:02:54,209 | Ooh, you guys got to look at this house. | Ooh, you guys got to look at this house. |
| 20 | 00:02:54,210 | 00:02:55,629 | This house is the site... | This house is the site... |
| 21 | 00:02:55,630 | 00:02:57,630 | HARPER: Are you having fun? | HARPER: Are you having fun? |
| 22 | 00:02:58,640 | 00:02:59,969 | - Are you having fun? | - Are you having fun? |
| 23 | 00:02:59,970 | 00:03:01,889 | - [LAUGHING] Yes, I think this is cute. | - [LAUGHING] Yes, I think this is cute. |
| 24 | 00:03:01,890 | 00:03:03,309 | - It is. Yeah. | - It is. Yeah. |
| 25 | 00:03:03,310 | 00:03:05,519 | - Oh, God, you hate it. | - Oh, God, you hate it. |
| 26 | 00:03:05,520 | 00:03:07,309 | - [LAUGHING] No, I don't hate it. | - [LAUGHING] No, I don't hate it. |
| 27 | 00:03:07,310 | 00:03:09,229 | Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person. | Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person. |
| 28 | 00:03:09,230 | 00:03:11,439 | - I know, I know, but... [GROANS] | - I know, I know, but... [GROANS] |
| 29 | 00:03:11,440 | 00:03:13,979 | how can you not like the lights and the decorations | how can you not like the lights and the decorations |
| 30 | 00:03:13,980 | 00:03:15,779 | and the Christmas trees? | and the Christmas trees? |
| 31 | 00:03:15,780 | 00:03:20,069 | - Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible | - Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible |
| 32 | 00:03:20,070 | 00:03:23,199 | for an annual average of four deaths, | for an annual average of four deaths, |
| 33 | 00:03:23,200 | 00:03:25,249 | 15 injuries | 15 injuries |
| 34 | 00:03:25,250 | 00:03:28,669 | and a loss of $12 million? | and a loss of $12 million? |
| 35 | 00:03:28,670 | 00:03:30,379 | - [LAUGHING] Okay, I get it. | - [LAUGHING] Okay, I get it. |
| 36 | 00:03:30,380 | 00:03:32,209 | I think you made your point. - [CHUCKLES] | I think you made your point. - [CHUCKLES] |
| 37 | 00:03:32,210 | 00:03:34,249 | Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. | Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. |
| 38 | 00:03:34,250 | 00:03:35,709 | I love that you love it. | I love that you love it. |
| 39 | 00:03:35,710 | 00:03:37,799 | I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets | I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets |
| 40 | 00:03:37,800 | 00:03:39,509 | when they're away for the holiday-- - [GASPS] | when they're away for the holiday-- - [GASPS] |
| 41 | 00:03:39,510 | 00:03:40,930 | Come with me. | Come with me. |
| 42 | 00:03:42,640 | 00:03:44,430 | - Wait, where are we going? | - Wait, where are we going? |
| 43 | 00:03:46,430 | 00:03:47,979 | Do you know these people? | Do you know these people? |
| 44 | 00:03:47,980 | 00:03:49,980 | What are you doing? - No. Come here. | What are you doing? - No. Come here. |
| 45 | 00:03:54,230 | 00:03:57,069 | - [GRUNTS] Still not clear on the plan. | - [GRUNTS] Still not clear on the plan. |
| 46 | 00:03:57,070 | 00:03:59,569 | - Will you shut up and follow me, please? | - Will you shut up and follow me, please? |
| 47 | 00:03:59,570 | 00:04:01,529 | Come on. | Come on. |
| 48 | 00:04:01,530 | 00:04:02,950 | - [SCOFFS] | - [SCOFFS] |
| 49 | 00:04:09,370 | 00:04:11,210 | - [HARPER SIGHS] | - [HARPER SIGHS] |
| 50 | 00:04:13,630 | 00:04:15,590 | Well, does this do anything for you? | Well, does this do anything for you? |
| 51 | 00:04:19,880 | 00:04:21,890 | - This is beautiful. | - This is beautiful. |
| 52 | 00:04:23,600 | 00:04:25,969 | HARPER: I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas. | HARPER: I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas. |
| 53 | 00:04:25,970 | 00:04:27,809 | I'm gonna miss you. | I'm gonna miss you. |
| 54 | 00:04:27,810 | 00:04:29,809 | - Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too. | - Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too. |
| 55 | 00:04:29,810 | 00:04:31,770 | - We could just stay up here. | - We could just stay up here. |
| 56 | 00:04:34,400 | 00:04:36,780 | - I'd do that. - [CHUCKLES] | - I'd do that. - [CHUCKLES] |
| 57 | 00:04:37,940 | 00:04:39,859 | WOMAN: Hey! I hear you up there. | WOMAN: Hey! I hear you up there. |
| 58 | 00:04:39,860 | 00:04:41,199 | I'm calling the police. - [GASPS] | I'm calling the police. - [GASPS] |
| 59 | 00:04:41,200 | 00:04:42,659 | - Um... - [GASPING] | - Um... - [GASPING] |
| 60 | 00:04:42,660 | 00:04:44,069 | - [BOTH GRUNTING] | - [BOTH GRUNTING] |
| 61 | 00:04:44,070 | 00:04:45,989 | [SLIDING] - [ABBY GRUNTS] | [SLIDING] - [ABBY GRUNTS] |
| 62 | 00:04:45,990 | 00:04:47,699 | - Abby? ABBY: Harper! | - Abby? ABBY: Harper! |
| 63 | 00:04:47,700 | 00:04:50,209 | - [SCREAMS] Oh, my God. | - [SCREAMS] Oh, my God. |
| 64 | 00:04:50,210 | 00:04:51,959 | Are you okay? - Um... | Are you okay? - Um... |
| 65 | 00:04:51,960 | 00:04:54,289 | I don't know. Uh, what do I do? | I don't know. Uh, what do I do? |
| 66 | 00:04:54,290 | 00:04:56,249 | Stay there. I'm gonna get you down. | Stay there. I'm gonna get you down. |
| 67 | 00:04:56,250 | 00:04:57,709 | - Okay. Yeah. | - Okay. Yeah. |
| 68 | 00:04:57,710 | 00:04:59,590 | - Shit. - Uh... | - Shit. - Uh... |
| 69 | 00:05:00,630 | 00:05:02,429 | [GASPS] Oh. | [GASPS] Oh. |
| 70 | 00:05:02,430 | 00:05:04,089 | WOMAN: What are you doing out there? | WOMAN: What are you doing out there? |
| 71 | 00:05:04,090 | 00:05:05,889 | - Harper! WOMAN: Are you peeping? | - Harper! WOMAN: Are you peeping? |
| 72 | 00:05:05,890 | 00:05:07,469 | Don't you peep at me. | Don't you peep at me. |
| 73 | 00:05:07,470 | 00:05:08,559 | - Oh, God! [YELLS] | - Oh, God! [YELLS] |
| 74 | 00:05:08,560 | 00:05:09,849 | [AIR HISSING] HARPER: Abby? | [AIR HISSING] HARPER: Abby? |
| 75 | 00:05:09,850 | 00:05:11,809 | - [GROANING] | - [GROANING] |
| 76 | 00:05:11,810 | 00:05:13,599 | Oh, my God. Are you okay? | Oh, my God. Are you okay? |
| 77 | 00:05:13,600 | 00:05:15,189 | - I'm so great. | - I'm so great. |
| 78 | 00:05:15,190 | 00:05:16,769 | Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on. | Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on. |
| 79 | 00:05:16,770 | 00:05:17,979 | We got to go. Come on. | We got to go. Come on. |
| 80 | 00:05:17,980 | 00:05:19,189 | She's coming. Go. Run. - Oh. Hey. | She's coming. Go. Run. - Oh. Hey. |
| 81 | 00:05:19,190 | 00:05:20,609 | Yeah, you better run. | Yeah, you better run. |
| 82 | 00:05:20,610 | 00:05:22,279 | Pervert. - [LAUGHING] | Pervert. - [LAUGHING] |
| 83 | 00:05:22,280 | 00:05:24,279 | - Who said you could come downstairs? | - Who said you could come downstairs? |
| 84 | 00:05:24,280 | 00:05:25,949 | Giddyap. | Giddyap. |
| 85 | 00:05:25,950 | 00:05:27,950 | - [BOTH LAUGHING] | - [BOTH LAUGHING] |
| 86 | 00:05:29,120 | 00:05:30,290 | [WHOOPING] | [WHOOPING] |
| 87 | 00:05:31,330 | 00:05:33,330 | [LAUGHING CONTINUES] | [LAUGHING CONTINUES] |
| 88 | 00:05:45,430 | 00:05:47,429 | - [HARPER SIGHS] | - [HARPER SIGHS] |
| 89 | 00:05:47,430 | 00:05:48,969 | Come with me. | Come with me. |
| 90 | 00:05:48,970 | 00:05:50,519 | - Where? | - Where? |
| 91 | 00:05:50,520 | 00:05:53,099 | - To my parents' house for Christmas. | - To my parents' house for Christmas. |
| 92 | 00:05:53,100 | 00:05:55,729 | - Oh, really? | - Oh, really? |
| 93 | 00:05:55,730 | 00:05:57,649 | I've got the pets to sit. | I've got the pets to sit. |
| 94 | 00:05:57,650 | 00:06:00,439 | - Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you. | - Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you. |
| 95 | 00:06:00,440 | 00:06:02,649 | I want to... | I want to... |
| 96 | 00:06:02,650 | 00:06:05,319 | wake up with you on Christmas morning. | wake up with you on Christmas morning. |
| 97 | 00:06:05,320 | 00:06:08,369 | And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, | And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, |
| 98 | 00:06:08,370 | 00:06:10,370 | I'll never bring it up again. | I'll never bring it up again. |
| 99 | 00:06:12,620 | 00:06:14,869 | - Deal. | - Deal. |
| 100 | 00:06:14,870 | 00:06:16,790 | Yeah. - Mm. | Yeah. - Mm. |
| 101 | 00:06:28,180 | 00:06:31,519 | ["JINGLE BELLS" BY JOY OLADOKUN PLAYING] | ["JINGLE BELLS" BY JOY OLADOKUN PLAYING] |
| 102 | 00:06:31,520 | 00:06:34,809 | [IN DISTANCE] ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ | [IN DISTANCE] ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ |
| 103 | 00:06:34,810 | 00:06:38,109 | ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ | ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ |
| 104 | 00:06:38,110 | 00:06:41,439 | ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ | ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ |
| 105 | 00:06:41,440 | 00:06:44,689 | ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ | ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ |
| 106 | 00:06:44,690 | 00:06:47,819 | ♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪ | ♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪ |
| 107 | 00:06:47,820 | 00:06:49,069 | [DOOR CLOSES] | [DOOR CLOSES] |
| 108 | 00:06:49,070 | 00:06:50,579 | ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ | ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ |
| 109 | 00:06:50,580 | 00:06:54,369 | ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ | ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ |
| 110 | 00:06:54,370 | 00:06:57,329 | ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ | ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ |
| 111 | 00:06:57,330 | 00:06:59,289 | ♪ Oh, jingle bells... ♪ | ♪ Oh, jingle bells... ♪ |
| 112 | 00:06:59,290 | 00:07:00,539 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
| 113 | 00:07:00,540 | 00:07:01,749 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
| 114 | 00:07:01,750 | 00:07:02,919 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
| 115 | 00:07:02,920 | 00:07:05,049 | - What's going on in here? | - What's going on in here? |
| 116 | 00:07:05,050 | 00:07:08,719 | - I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got... | - I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got... |
| 117 | 00:07:08,720 | 00:07:10,679 | very excited about Christmas. | very excited about Christmas. |
| 118 | 00:07:10,680 | 00:07:15,059 | - Oh... baby, you don't-- You don't have to come with me. | - Oh... baby, you don't-- You don't have to come with me. |
| 119 | 00:07:15,060 | 00:07:16,229 | - Well, I want to. HARPER: No. | - Well, I want to. HARPER: No. |
| 120 | 00:07:16,230 | 00:07:18,019 | No, no, no, no, I-- [SIGHS] | No, no, no, no, I-- [SIGHS] |
| 121 | 00:07:18,020 | 00:07:20,189 | I feel like I really put you on the spot last night, | I feel like I really put you on the spot last night, |
| 122 | 00:07:20,190 | 00:07:22,729 | and I understand how you feel about Christmas | and I understand how you feel about Christmas |
| 123 | 00:07:22,730 | 00:07:24,819 | because you lost your parents, and you just don't have-- | because you lost your parents, and you just don't have-- |
| 124 | 00:07:24,820 | 00:07:26,949 | - No, no, no, I-I genuinely want to go. | - No, no, no, I-I genuinely want to go. |
| 125 | 00:07:26,950 | 00:07:28,859 | - Uh-huh. | - Uh-huh. |
| 126 | 00:07:28,860 | 00:07:31,909 | - I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person. | - I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person. |
| 127 | 00:07:31,910 | 00:07:33,619 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 128 | 00:07:33,620 | 00:07:36,369 | But who's gonna look after all those pets? | But who's gonna look after all those pets? |
| 129 | 00:07:36,370 | 00:07:38,370 | - John's gonna cover for me. | - John's gonna cover for me. |
| 130 | 00:07:42,840 | 00:07:45,049 | I know why you're worried. | I know why you're worried. |
| 131 | 00:07:45,050 | 00:07:47,169 | But don't be. | But don't be. |
| 132 | 00:07:47,170 | 00:07:49,339 | I'm all in on Christmas. | I'm all in on Christmas. |
| 133 | 00:07:49,340 | 00:07:50,969 | - [INHALES DEEPLY] | - [INHALES DEEPLY] |
| 134 | 00:07:50,970 | 00:07:52,969 | ABBY: Hmm? - Good. | ABBY: Hmm? - Good. |
| 135 | 00:07:52,970 | 00:07:54,560 | ABBY: Yeah. | ABBY: Yeah. |
| 136 | 00:07:56,680 | 00:07:58,309 | So, for the cat, you can go every other day, | So, for the cat, you can go every other day, |
| 137 | 00:07:58,310 | 00:08:00,439 | but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night. | but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night. |
| 138 | 00:08:00,440 | 00:08:01,859 | - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Oh, and the apartment on Butler | - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Oh, and the apartment on Butler |
| 139 | 00:08:01,860 | 00:08:03,729 | has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it, | has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it, |
| 140 | 00:08:03,730 | 00:08:05,899 | it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that. | it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that. |
| 141 | 00:08:05,900 | 00:08:07,689 | - Yes. - What are you doing on your phone? | - Yes. - What are you doing on your phone? |
| 142 | 00:08:07,690 | 00:08:10,239 | - I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, | - I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, |
| 143 | 00:08:10,240 | 00:08:12,239 | so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. | so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. |
| 144 | 00:08:12,240 | 00:08:14,159 | - You're tracking him? - Yeah. I track everybody. | - You're tracking him? - Yeah. I track everybody. |
| 145 | 00:08:14,160 | 00:08:16,579 | If the NSA can do it, so can I. | If the NSA can do it, so can I. |
| 146 | 00:08:16,580 | 00:08:18,260 | And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying? | And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying? |
| 147 | 00:08:19,290 | 00:08:20,749 | - I wrote it all down. | - I wrote it all down. |
| 148 | 00:08:20,750 | 00:08:22,249 | They're really specific directions, | They're really specific directions, |
| 149 | 00:08:22,250 | 00:08:24,089 | but if you need anything, you can obviously call me. | but if you need anything, you can obviously call me. |
| 150 | 00:08:24,090 | 00:08:25,299 | - Abigail, don't worry. | - Abigail, don't worry. |
| 151 | 00:08:25,300 | 00:08:28,379 | I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors. | I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors. |
| 152 | 00:08:28,380 | 00:08:31,049 | I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days. | I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days. |
| 153 | 00:08:31,050 | 00:08:33,179 | It's... it's five days. | It's... it's five days. |
| 154 | 00:08:33,180 | 00:08:34,180 | Five days. That's what I said. | Five days. That's what I said. |
| 155 | 00:08:34,180 | 00:08:35,180 | WAITER: Refill? - Hi. | WAITER: Refill? - Hi. |
| 156 | 00:08:35,181 | 00:08:38,349 | And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time-- | And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time-- |
| 157 | 00:08:38,350 | 00:08:39,559 | - What is Ultrasuede? | - What is Ultrasuede? |
| 158 | 00:08:39,560 | 00:08:42,809 | - Ultrasuede is, like, a water-resistant fabric. | - Ultrasuede is, like, a water-resistant fabric. |
| 159 | 00:08:42,810 | 00:08:44,229 | - Hello. | - Hello. |
| 160 | 00:08:44,230 | 00:08:45,769 | - What are we doing here? | - What are we doing here? |
| 161 | 00:08:45,770 | 00:08:47,229 | - Hi. Can I help you? | - Hi. Can I help you? |
| 162 | 00:08:47,230 | 00:08:48,899 | - Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland. | - Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland. |
| 163 | 00:08:48,900 | 00:08:50,739 | - Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here. | - Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here. |
| 164 | 00:08:50,740 | 00:08:52,909 | I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne. | I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne. |
| 165 | 00:08:52,910 | 00:08:54,699 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
| 166 | 00:08:54,700 | 00:08:55,829 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 167 | 00:08:55,830 | 00:08:57,700 | I love champagne. | I love champagne. |
| 168 | 00:08:58,950 | 00:09:00,620 | - Here we are. | - Here we are. |
| 169 | 00:09:01,580 | 00:09:02,860 | May I? - Yeah, of course. Thanks. | May I? - Yeah, of course. Thanks. |
| 170 | 00:09:08,590 | 00:09:10,419 | There it is. | There it is. |
| 171 | 00:09:10,420 | 00:09:12,050 | - No. | - No. |
| 172 | 00:09:13,760 | 00:09:15,679 | Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. | Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. |
| 173 | 00:09:15,680 | 00:09:17,469 | Why do you want to ruin that | Why do you want to ruin that |
| 174 | 00:09:17,470 | 00:09:19,889 | by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions | by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions |
| 175 | 00:09:19,890 | 00:09:22,099 | in the history of the human race? | in the history of the human race? |
| 176 | 00:09:22,100 | 00:09:23,849 | - Because I want to marry her. | - Because I want to marry her. |
| 177 | 00:09:23,850 | 00:09:26,649 | - Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing | - Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing |
| 178 | 00:09:26,650 | 00:09:28,899 | is tricking the woman you claim to love | is tricking the woman you claim to love |
| 179 | 00:09:28,900 | 00:09:31,439 | by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity | by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity |
| 180 | 00:09:31,440 | 00:09:33,319 | and trying to make her your property. | and trying to make her your property. |
| 181 | 00:09:33,320 | 00:09:35,779 | She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate. | She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate. |
| 182 | 00:09:35,780 | 00:09:37,159 | She's a human being. | She's a human being. |
| 183 | 00:09:37,160 | 00:09:38,539 | - No, it's not about owning her. | - No, it's not about owning her. |
| 184 | 00:09:38,540 | 00:09:40,079 | It's about building a life with her. | It's about building a life with her. |
| 185 | 00:09:40,080 | 00:09:44,670 | She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. | She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. |
| 186 | 00:09:46,000 | 00:09:49,089 | - I suppose that's one way of looking at it. | - I suppose that's one way of looking at it. |
| 187 | 00:09:49,090 | 00:09:51,090 | So, when are you gonna ask her? | So, when are you gonna ask her? |
| 188 | 00:09:52,670 | 00:09:54,589 | - I was thinking of doing it on New Year's, | - I was thinking of doing it on New Year's, |
| 189 | 00:09:54,590 | 00:09:56,719 | but now that I'm going home with her... | but now that I'm going home with her... |
| 190 | 00:09:56,720 | 00:09:58,759 | I understand this is very old-fashioned, | I understand this is very old-fashioned, |
| 191 | 00:09:58,760 | 00:10:00,849 | but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing | but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing |
| 192 | 00:10:00,850 | 00:10:02,850 | and propose on Christmas morning. | and propose on Christmas morning. |
| 193 | 00:10:04,230 | 00:10:07,979 | - I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? | - I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? |
| 194 | 00:10:07,980 | 00:10:11,359 | ["JOLLY OLD SAINT NICHOLAS" BY CAVEBOY PLAYING] | ["JOLLY OLD SAINT NICHOLAS" BY CAVEBOY PLAYING] |
| 195 | 00:10:11,360 | 00:10:13,189 | Way to stick it to the patriarchy. | Way to stick it to the patriarchy. |
| 196 | 00:10:13,190 | 00:10:15,159 | Really well done. | Really well done. |
| 197 | 00:10:15,160 | 00:10:18,619 | ♪ Jolly old Saint Nicholas ♪ | ♪ Jolly old Saint Nicholas ♪ |
| 198 | 00:10:18,620 | 00:10:21,579 | ♪ Lean your ear this way ♪ | ♪ Lean your ear this way ♪ |
| 199 | 00:10:21,580 | 00:10:25,039 | ♪ Don't you tell a single soul ♪ | ♪ Don't you tell a single soul ♪ |
| 200 | 00:10:25,040 | 00:10:27,959 | ♪ What I'm gonna say... ♪ | ♪ What I'm gonna say... ♪ |
| 201 | 00:10:27,960 | 00:10:29,339 | ABBY: God, I'm so excited. | ABBY: God, I'm so excited. |
| 202 | 00:10:29,340 | 00:10:32,459 | I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. | I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. |
| 203 | 00:10:32,460 | 00:10:36,259 | I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years. | I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years. |
| 204 | 00:10:36,260 | 00:10:38,679 | Also, a fact you don't know about me: | Also, a fact you don't know about me: |
| 205 | 00:10:38,680 | 00:10:41,429 | I am actually very good with parents. | I am actually very good with parents. |
| 206 | 00:10:41,430 | 00:10:44,139 | - Okay, there's something that we should talk about | - Okay, there's something that we should talk about |
| 207 | 00:10:44,140 | 00:10:45,729 | before we get to my parents' house. | before we get to my parents' house. |
| 208 | 00:10:45,730 | 00:10:46,809 | - What is it? | - What is it? |
| 209 | 00:10:46,810 | 00:10:48,809 | - Do you remember this summer | - Do you remember this summer |
| 210 | 00:10:48,810 | 00:10:53,029 | when I came out to my parents and told them we were together | when I came out to my parents and told them we were together |
| 211 | 00:10:53,030 | 00:10:55,239 | and they took it really well? | and they took it really well? |
| 212 | 00:10:55,240 | 00:10:56,949 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 213 | 00:10:56,950 | 00:11:01,369 | - Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate. | - Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate. |
| 214 | 00:11:01,370 | 00:11:03,789 | - They didn't take it well? | - They didn't take it well? |
| 215 | 00:11:03,790 | 00:11:05,829 | - No. No, no. | - No. No, no. |
| 216 | 00:11:05,830 | 00:11:08,329 | Um... | Um... |
| 217 | 00:11:08,330 | 00:11:10,340 | I didn't tell them. | I didn't tell them. |
| 218 | 00:11:12,800 | 00:11:15,129 | I was going to, and then Dad told us | I was going to, and then Dad told us |
| 219 | 00:11:15,130 | 00:11:16,929 | that he was running for mayor, | that he was running for mayor, |
| 220 | 00:11:16,930 | 00:11:19,259 | and it just didn't feel like the right time, | and it just didn't feel like the right time, |
| 221 | 00:11:19,260 | 00:11:22,099 | and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor, | and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor, |
| 222 | 00:11:22,100 | 00:11:24,559 | and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, | and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, |
| 223 | 00:11:24,560 | 00:11:27,689 | which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just-- | which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just-- |
| 224 | 00:11:27,690 | 00:11:30,059 | I know that if I tell them now, | I know that if I tell them now, |
| 225 | 00:11:30,060 | 00:11:33,399 | their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, | their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, |
| 226 | 00:11:33,400 | 00:11:35,899 | and I-I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair. | and I-I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair. |
| 227 | 00:11:35,900 | 00:11:37,649 | To you or to us. | To you or to us. |
| 228 | 00:11:37,650 | 00:11:39,319 | - Then why did you invite me? | - Then why did you invite me? |
| 229 | 00:11:39,320 | 00:11:43,739 | - Because we were just having such a special night, and... | - Because we were just having such a special night, and... |
| 230 | 00:11:43,740 | 00:11:47,579 | and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you | and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you |
| 231 | 00:11:47,580 | 00:11:51,249 | and-and I want to give you such a great Christmas. | and-and I want to give you such a great Christmas. |
| 232 | 00:11:51,250 | 00:11:53,669 | - You're off to a really great start. | - You're off to a really great start. |
| 233 | 00:11:53,670 | 00:11:54,839 | - I'm so sorry. | - I'm so sorry. |
| 234 | 00:11:54,840 | 00:11:56,879 | - So, who do they think I am? | - So, who do they think I am? |
| 235 | 00:11:56,880 | 00:11:58,339 | - My roommate. | - My roommate. |
| 236 | 00:11:58,340 | 00:12:00,299 | - They don't think it's weird that you're bringing | - They don't think it's weird that you're bringing |
| 237 | 00:12:00,300 | 00:12:02,049 | your roommate home for Christmas? | your roommate home for Christmas? |
| 238 | 00:12:02,050 | 00:12:04,809 | - No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go | - No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go |
| 239 | 00:12:04,810 | 00:12:08,889 | because your parents are no longer with us. | because your parents are no longer with us. |
| 240 | 00:12:08,890 | 00:12:10,229 | - I'm not going. | - I'm not going. |
| 241 | 00:12:10,230 | 00:12:14,229 | - Look, this is actually a really good opportunity | - Look, this is actually a really good opportunity |
| 242 | 00:12:14,230 | 00:12:19,489 | for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are. | for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are. |
| 243 | 00:12:19,490 | 00:12:21,489 | You said it yourself, you're great with parents, | You said it yourself, you're great with parents, |
| 244 | 00:12:21,490 | 00:12:24,529 | so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you, | so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you, |
| 245 | 00:12:24,530 | 00:12:27,790 | and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them. | and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them. |
| 246 | 00:12:29,660 | 00:12:31,670 | Look... | Look... |
| 247 | 00:12:34,000 | 00:12:37,129 | I get it, okay? | I get it, okay? |
| 248 | 00:12:37,130 | 00:12:40,219 | I am asking a lot of you. | I am asking a lot of you. |
| 249 | 00:12:40,220 | 00:12:42,889 | But I promise I will tell them everything | But I promise I will tell them everything |
| 250 | 00:12:42,890 | 00:12:44,890 | after the holidays. | after the holidays. |
| 251 | 00:12:52,520 | 00:12:54,150 | - Okay, we can do this. | - Okay, we can do this. |
| 252 | 00:12:57,230 | 00:12:58,899 | It's five days. | It's five days. |
| 253 | 00:12:58,900 | 00:13:00,739 | How bad can it be? | How bad can it be? |
| 254 | 00:13:00,740 | 00:13:02,740 | ["JINGLE BELLS" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING] | ["JINGLE BELLS" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING] |
| 255 | 00:13:12,920 | 00:13:15,169 | ABBY: Should I have some sort of cover story or something? | ABBY: Should I have some sort of cover story or something? |
| 256 | 00:13:15,170 | 00:13:16,339 | HARPER: Oh, no, no. | HARPER: Oh, no, no. |
| 257 | 00:13:16,340 | 00:13:17,959 | Just be you. - Okay. | Just be you. - Okay. |
| 258 | 00:13:17,960 | 00:13:19,709 | - I mean, but don't, you know, | - I mean, but don't, you know, |
| 259 | 00:13:19,710 | 00:13:22,299 | say that we're together, obviously, and, um... | say that we're together, obviously, and, um... |
| 260 | 00:13:22,300 | 00:13:26,679 | you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um... | you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um... |
| 261 | 00:13:26,680 | 00:13:28,219 | - Gay? - Yeah. | - Gay? - Yeah. |
| 262 | 00:13:28,220 | 00:13:31,139 | Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it. | Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it. |
| 263 | 00:13:31,140 | 00:13:32,439 | But don't lie. | But don't lie. |
| 264 | 00:13:32,440 | 00:13:34,399 | You're a very bad liar. | You're a very bad liar. |
| 265 | 00:13:34,400 | 00:13:35,650 | - No, I'm not. | - No, I'm not. |
| 266 | 00:13:37,270 | 00:13:39,609 | - Hi! - Hi. | - Hi! - Hi. |
| 267 | 00:13:39,610 | 00:13:41,109 | - Wait. | - Wait. |
| 268 | 00:13:41,110 | 00:13:42,489 | - Mom, what are you doing? [CAMERA CLICKING] | - Mom, what are you doing? [CAMERA CLICKING] |
| 269 | 00:13:42,490 | 00:13:45,239 | - I started an Instagram feed | - I started an Instagram feed |
| 270 | 00:13:45,240 | 00:13:49,039 | for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. | for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. |
| 271 | 00:13:49,040 | 00:13:50,829 | Your mother's going viral! | Your mother's going viral! |
| 272 | 00:13:50,830 | 00:13:52,459 | - [ALL CHUCKLE] | - [ALL CHUCKLE] |
| 273 | 00:13:52,460 | 00:13:53,579 | TIPPER: Hi! | TIPPER: Hi! |
| 274 | 00:13:53,580 | 00:13:55,169 | BOTH: Aw. | BOTH: Aw. |
| 275 | 00:13:55,170 | 00:13:57,129 | - Look at you. | - Look at you. |
| 276 | 00:13:57,130 | 00:14:01,509 | You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you. | You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you. |
| 277 | 00:14:01,510 | 00:14:03,929 | - [LAUGHING] Mom, stop. | - [LAUGHING] Mom, stop. |
| 278 | 00:14:03,930 | 00:14:05,429 | - Did you bring concealer? | - Did you bring concealer? |
| 279 | 00:14:05,430 | 00:14:07,139 | - Yeah. This is Abby. | - Yeah. This is Abby. |
| 280 | 00:14:07,140 | 00:14:08,559 | - Hi, Abby. | - Hi, Abby. |
| 281 | 00:14:08,560 | 00:14:10,179 | - [CHUCKLES] TIPPER: It is so nice to meet you. | - [CHUCKLES] TIPPER: It is so nice to meet you. |
| 282 | 00:14:10,180 | 00:14:11,599 | - It's so nice to meet you, too. | - It's so nice to meet you, too. |
| 283 | 00:14:11,600 | 00:14:12,849 | Thank you for having me here. | Thank you for having me here. |
| 284 | 00:14:12,850 | 00:14:14,269 | - It is nothing. | - It is nothing. |
| 285 | 00:14:14,270 | 00:14:18,649 | Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need. | Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need. |
| 286 | 00:14:18,650 | 00:14:20,069 | - Where is Dad? | - Where is Dad? |
| 287 | 00:14:20,070 | 00:14:22,439 | - Uh, he's on a call. - Oh, okay. Well-- | - Uh, he's on a call. - Oh, okay. Well-- |
| 288 | 00:14:22,440 | 00:14:24,149 | - Harper! - [GASPING, YELLING] | - Harper! - [GASPING, YELLING] |
| 289 | 00:14:24,150 | 00:14:26,409 | - Oh, Jane. - [JANE LAUGHING] | - Oh, Jane. - [JANE LAUGHING] |
| 290 | 00:14:26,410 | 00:14:28,159 | HARPER: Oh, I have asked you not to do that. | HARPER: Oh, I have asked you not to do that. |
| 291 | 00:14:28,160 | 00:14:29,659 | - I know. I didn't listen. | - I know. I didn't listen. |
| 292 | 00:14:29,660 | 00:14:31,489 | JANE: Oh. Yay! HARPER: Oh. | JANE: Oh. Yay! HARPER: Oh. |
| 293 | 00:14:31,490 | 00:14:33,249 | I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are. | I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are. |
| 294 | 00:14:33,250 | 00:14:34,829 | - Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second | - Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second |
| 295 | 00:14:34,830 | 00:14:36,209 | to see my little sis. - Oh, what's this? | to see my little sis. - Oh, what's this? |
| 296 | 00:14:36,210 | 00:14:37,749 | - Oh, I was changing the air filters. - It's sticky. | - Oh, I was changing the air filters. - It's sticky. |
| 297 | 00:14:37,750 | 00:14:39,749 | - Thank you, Jane. | - Thank you, Jane. |
| 298 | 00:14:39,750 | 00:14:41,459 | Yeah, hi. You must be Abby. | Yeah, hi. You must be Abby. |
| 299 | 00:14:41,460 | 00:14:44,219 | - Yeah. Nice to meet you. JANE: You, too. | - Yeah. Nice to meet you. JANE: You, too. |
| 300 | 00:14:44,220 | 00:14:45,840 | Um... | Um... |
| 301 | 00:14:47,260 | 00:14:50,049 | I'm so sorry about your parents. | I'm so sorry about your parents. |
| 302 | 00:14:50,050 | 00:14:51,469 | HARPER: Oh, no. | HARPER: Oh, no. |
| 303 | 00:14:51,470 | 00:14:53,470 | - Uh, it-it ha-- It happened a long time ago. | - Uh, it-it ha-- It happened a long time ago. |
| 304 | 00:14:54,850 | 00:14:56,439 | - You're so brave. | - You're so brave. |
| 305 | 00:14:56,440 | 00:14:57,939 | ABBY: Oh. JANE: You don't need to be. | ABBY: Oh. JANE: You don't need to be. |
| 306 | 00:14:57,940 | 00:14:59,399 | - Jane. - Mom, can you just-- | - Jane. - Mom, can you just-- |
| 307 | 00:14:59,400 | 00:15:00,939 | TIPPER: Okay. That's enough, Jane. | TIPPER: Okay. That's enough, Jane. |
| 308 | 00:15:00,940 | 00:15:03,529 | Jane, too much. Too much. JANE: You're always safe with-- | Jane, too much. Too much. JANE: You're always safe with-- |
| 309 | 00:15:03,530 | 00:15:06,109 | - So, this is our living room. | - So, this is our living room. |
| 310 | 00:15:06,110 | 00:15:07,989 | - Wow, that's a beautiful piano. | - Wow, that's a beautiful piano. |
| 311 | 00:15:07,990 | 00:15:09,319 | - Isn't it? | - Isn't it? |
| 312 | 00:15:09,320 | 00:15:11,369 | Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered | Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered |
| 313 | 00:15:11,370 | 00:15:13,539 | to learn to play it, but it does look nice. | to learn to play it, but it does look nice. |
| 314 | 00:15:13,540 | 00:15:15,499 | - I took lessons for eight years. | - I took lessons for eight years. |
| 315 | 00:15:15,500 | 00:15:17,169 | TIPPER: And this is the den. | TIPPER: And this is the den. |
| 316 | 00:15:17,170 | 00:15:18,999 | - You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right? | - You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right? |
| 317 | 00:15:19,000 | 00:15:20,039 | Perfect. | Perfect. |
| 318 | 00:15:20,040 | 00:15:21,709 | Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later. | Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later. |
| 319 | 00:15:21,710 | 00:15:23,339 | My daughter just arrived. | My daughter just arrived. |
| 320 | 00:15:23,340 | 00:15:25,169 | There she is, my perfect girl. | There she is, my perfect girl. |
| 321 | 00:15:25,170 | 00:15:27,299 | - Hi, Dad. [LAUGHS] - Oh, look at you. | - Hi, Dad. [LAUGHS] - Oh, look at you. |
| 322 | 00:15:27,300 | 00:15:29,889 | BOTH: Oh! [CAMERA CLICKS] | BOTH: Oh! [CAMERA CLICKS] |
| 323 | 00:15:29,890 | 00:15:32,309 | - Hi, Dad. - Jane, glad you're here. | - Hi, Dad. - Jane, glad you're here. |
| 324 | 00:15:32,310 | 00:15:34,599 | The Internet has been a little spotty. | The Internet has been a little spotty. |
| 325 | 00:15:34,600 | 00:15:36,599 | - Ugh, not again. | - Ugh, not again. |
| 326 | 00:15:36,600 | 00:15:39,229 | - Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend. | - Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend. |
| 327 | 00:15:39,230 | 00:15:40,979 | HARPER: Oh. - This is Abby. | HARPER: Oh. - This is Abby. |
| 328 | 00:15:40,980 | 00:15:42,729 | - Yes, of course. ABBY: Hey, sir. | - Yes, of course. ABBY: Hey, sir. |
| 329 | 00:15:42,730 | 00:15:44,359 | - [SIGHS] Terrible. | - [SIGHS] Terrible. |
| 330 | 00:15:44,360 | 00:15:46,489 | There, there. | There, there. |
| 331 | 00:15:46,490 | 00:15:48,279 | Harper, I read your piece about that senator. | Harper, I read your piece about that senator. |
| 332 | 00:15:48,280 | 00:15:49,699 | He's got to resign, right? | He's got to resign, right? |
| 333 | 00:15:49,700 | 00:15:51,489 | HARPER: Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time. | HARPER: Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time. |
| 334 | 00:15:51,490 | 00:15:53,949 | - That was a good piece. - Aw. | - That was a good piece. - Aw. |
| 335 | 00:15:53,950 | 00:15:54,950 | Thanks, Dad. | Thanks, Dad. |
| 336 | 00:15:54,951 | 00:15:56,579 | - You know what was really good? | - You know what was really good? |
| 337 | 00:15:56,580 | 00:15:58,959 | Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving. | Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving. |
| 338 | 00:15:58,960 | 00:16:01,379 | - Oh, thank you. You-you know, that speech wasn't scripted. | - Oh, thank you. You-you know, that speech wasn't scripted. |
| 339 | 00:16:01,380 | 00:16:02,959 | I ju-- It just came to me. | I ju-- It just came to me. |
| 340 | 00:16:02,960 | 00:16:04,589 | - You could tell. I mean, you were very-- | - You could tell. I mean, you were very-- |
| 341 | 00:16:04,590 | 00:16:06,419 | Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue. | Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue. |
| 342 | 00:16:06,420 | 00:16:08,509 | - Okay. Bye. TED: See you later. | - Okay. Bye. TED: See you later. |
| 343 | 00:16:08,510 | 00:16:11,049 | - And this is Sloane's room. | - And this is Sloane's room. |
| 344 | 00:16:11,050 | 00:16:13,299 | She's my eldest. | She's my eldest. |
| 345 | 00:16:13,300 | 00:16:14,719 | - That's a lot of trophies. | - That's a lot of trophies. |
| 346 | 00:16:14,720 | 00:16:16,059 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
| 347 | 00:16:16,060 | 00:16:17,729 | She was brilliant. | She was brilliant. |
| 348 | 00:16:17,730 | 00:16:19,439 | She and her husband Eric-- | She and her husband Eric-- |
| 349 | 00:16:19,440 | 00:16:22,309 | he graduated top of his class at Yale-- | he graduated top of his class at Yale-- |
| 350 | 00:16:22,310 | 00:16:25,019 | were very successful attorneys, | were very successful attorneys, |
| 351 | 00:16:25,020 | 00:16:28,779 | but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins, | but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins, |
| 352 | 00:16:28,780 | 00:16:32,570 | and now they make gift baskets. | and now they make gift baskets. |
| 353 | 00:16:35,120 | 00:16:36,659 | Which is great. | Which is great. |
| 354 | 00:16:36,660 | 00:16:38,119 | HARPER: Mm-hmm. | HARPER: Mm-hmm. |
| 355 | 00:16:38,120 | 00:16:40,710 | - What'd I miss? [PANTING] | - What'd I miss? [PANTING] |
| 356 | 00:16:44,090 | 00:16:45,749 | - Wow. | - Wow. |
| 357 | 00:16:45,750 | 00:16:48,169 | - [SIGHS] I know, right? | - [SIGHS] I know, right? |
| 358 | 00:16:48,170 | 00:16:50,009 | Ugh, is it hot in here, | Ugh, is it hot in here, |
| 359 | 00:16:50,010 | 00:16:51,759 | or is it just him? HARPER: Okay. | or is it just him? HARPER: Okay. |
| 360 | 00:16:51,760 | 00:16:53,429 | - Yummy, yummy, yummy. HARPER: Okay. | - Yummy, yummy, yummy. HARPER: Okay. |
| 361 | 00:16:53,430 | 00:16:55,759 | - No. Jane. No. - Num, num. | - No. Jane. No. - Num, num. |
| 362 | 00:16:55,760 | 00:16:57,269 | HARPER: Mom, I thought you were gonna | HARPER: Mom, I thought you were gonna |
| 363 | 00:16:57,270 | 00:16:58,979 | turn this room into your office. | turn this room into your office. |
| 364 | 00:16:58,980 | 00:17:01,229 | - Men need offices, dear. | - Men need offices, dear. |
| 365 | 00:17:01,230 | 00:17:05,649 | Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor! | Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor! |
| 366 | 00:17:05,650 | 00:17:08,649 | [LAUGHS] HARPER: I asked you to put this away. | [LAUGHS] HARPER: I asked you to put this away. |
| 367 | 00:17:08,650 | 00:17:10,529 | TIPPER: You know, he's still single. | TIPPER: You know, he's still single. |
| 368 | 00:17:10,530 | 00:17:12,489 | HARPER: Okay, Mom, stop, please. TIPPER: Mm. | HARPER: Okay, Mom, stop, please. TIPPER: Mm. |
| 369 | 00:17:12,490 | 00:17:14,239 | Do you have a boyfriend, Abby? | Do you have a boyfriend, Abby? |
| 370 | 00:17:14,240 | 00:17:15,319 | - No. | - No. |
| 371 | 00:17:15,320 | 00:17:16,619 | But I have. | But I have. |
| 372 | 00:17:16,620 | 00:17:18,699 | 'Cause... I have had many. | 'Cause... I have had many. |
| 373 | 00:17:18,700 | 00:17:22,499 | Um, but-but not too many; an-an appropriate amount. | Um, but-but not too many; an-an appropriate amount. |
| 374 | 00:17:22,500 | 00:17:24,539 | I actually just went through a breakup. | I actually just went through a breakup. |
| 375 | 00:17:24,540 | 00:17:26,919 | - Oh, no. TIPPER: Abby. | - Oh, no. TIPPER: Abby. |
| 376 | 00:17:26,920 | 00:17:28,589 | - [SIGHS] Yeah, with, um... | - [SIGHS] Yeah, with, um... |
| 377 | 00:17:28,590 | 00:17:31,169 | He was a-- He was a milk... man. | He was a-- He was a milk... man. |
| 378 | 00:17:31,170 | 00:17:34,049 | - Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now. | - Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now. |
| 379 | 00:17:34,050 | 00:17:37,719 | - Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room. | - Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room. |
| 380 | 00:17:37,720 | 00:17:40,639 | - What, is she not gonna stay up here with me? | - What, is she not gonna stay up here with me? |
| 381 | 00:17:40,640 | 00:17:44,899 | - Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed. | - Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed. |
| 382 | 00:17:44,900 | 00:17:46,809 | [LAUGHING] - Harper. | [LAUGHING] - Harper. |
| 383 | 00:17:46,810 | 00:17:50,149 | - No, A-Abby will stay in Jane's old room. | - No, A-Abby will stay in Jane's old room. |
| 384 | 00:17:50,150 | 00:17:51,609 | - Oh, oh, I could show it to her. - Okay. | - Oh, oh, I could show it to her. - Okay. |
| 385 | 00:17:51,610 | 00:17:52,819 | I could take her down. Yeah, let's go. | I could take her down. Yeah, let's go. |
| 386 | 00:17:52,820 | 00:17:55,159 | - Settle down. JANE: I'm settled! | - Settle down. JANE: I'm settled! |
| 387 | 00:17:55,160 | 00:17:57,740 | - Okay. [DOOR CLOSES] | - Okay. [DOOR CLOSES] |
| 388 | 00:17:59,910 | 00:18:01,289 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
| 389 | 00:18:01,290 | 00:18:02,789 | Your room's in the basement. | Your room's in the basement. |
| 390 | 00:18:02,790 | 00:18:04,289 | Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. | Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. |
| 391 | 00:18:04,290 | 00:18:07,629 | They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up. [CHUCKLES] | They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up. [CHUCKLES] |
| 392 | 00:18:07,630 | 00:18:09,920 | Behold. [CHUCKLES] | Behold. [CHUCKLES] |
| 393 | 00:18:12,130 | 00:18:13,759 | Cool, huh? | Cool, huh? |
| 394 | 00:18:13,760 | 00:18:15,009 | - It's very cool. | - It's very cool. |
| 395 | 00:18:15,010 | 00:18:17,089 | - It's my room. | - It's my room. |
| 396 | 00:18:17,090 | 00:18:18,809 | - Is everything okay? | - Is everything okay? |
| 397 | 00:18:18,810 | 00:18:20,179 | - Yeah. Yeah. Really good. | - Yeah. Yeah. Really good. |
| 398 | 00:18:20,180 | 00:18:21,929 | - No, not you. No. - Oh. | - No, not you. No. - Oh. |
| 399 | 00:18:21,930 | 00:18:23,429 | - Yeah. TIPPER: Thank you, Jane. | - Yeah. TIPPER: Thank you, Jane. |
| 400 | 00:18:23,430 | 00:18:27,019 | Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner? | Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner? |
| 401 | 00:18:27,020 | 00:18:28,609 | - Okay. - [CHUCKLES] | - Okay. - [CHUCKLES] |
| 402 | 00:18:28,610 | 00:18:30,779 | - Don't have any fun without me. [LAUGHS] | - Don't have any fun without me. [LAUGHS] |
| 403 | 00:18:30,780 | 00:18:33,149 | - Yeah. JANE: Bye. | - Yeah. JANE: Bye. |
| 404 | 00:18:33,150 | 00:18:35,489 | - I'm sorry about all this mess. | - I'm sorry about all this mess. |
| 405 | 00:18:35,490 | 00:18:37,319 | What? No, this is so nice. | What? No, this is so nice. |
| 406 | 00:18:37,320 | 00:18:39,909 | - Better than your room at the orphanage? | - Better than your room at the orphanage? |
| 407 | 00:18:39,910 | 00:18:42,249 | - Oh, I-I wasn't in an orphanage, | - Oh, I-I wasn't in an orphanage, |
| 408 | 00:18:42,250 | 00:18:44,959 | 'cause I-I was 19 when my parents died. | 'cause I-I was 19 when my parents died. |
| 409 | 00:18:44,960 | 00:18:47,209 | - Oh. One of the lucky ones. | - Oh. One of the lucky ones. |
| 410 | 00:18:47,210 | 00:18:48,379 | - Well... | - Well... |
| 411 | 00:18:48,380 | 00:18:50,289 | TIPPER: I'll let you settle in. | TIPPER: I'll let you settle in. |
| 412 | 00:18:50,290 | 00:18:52,459 | We leave for dinner at 6:45. | We leave for dinner at 6:45. |
| 413 | 00:18:52,460 | 00:18:53,669 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 414 | 00:18:53,670 | 00:18:55,759 | - Oh, there's no lock on this door. | - Oh, there's no lock on this door. |
| 415 | 00:18:55,760 | 00:18:58,009 | We had it removed because Jane was always scared | We had it removed because Jane was always scared |
| 416 | 00:18:58,010 | 00:19:00,509 | that we would lock her in. | that we would lock her in. |
| 417 | 00:19:00,510 | 00:19:02,679 | But don't worry, you'll have total privacy. | But don't worry, you'll have total privacy. |
| 418 | 00:19:02,680 | 00:19:04,479 | - Okay. [CHUCKLES] Thank you. | - Okay. [CHUCKLES] Thank you. |
| 419 | 00:19:04,480 | 00:19:05,980 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 420 | 00:19:07,020 | 00:19:08,729 | ["NOTHING RHYMES WITH CHRISTMAS" BY ANA GASTEYER PLAYING] | ["NOTHING RHYMES WITH CHRISTMAS" BY ANA GASTEYER PLAYING] |
| 421 | 00:19:08,730 | 00:19:12,319 | ♪ Nothing rhymes with Christmas ♪ | ♪ Nothing rhymes with Christmas ♪ |
| 422 | 00:19:12,320 | 00:19:14,319 | ♪ Every poet knows... ♪ | ♪ Every poet knows... ♪ |
| 423 | 00:19:14,320 | 00:19:15,740 | JANE: Milady. ABBY: Thank you. | JANE: Milady. ABBY: Thank you. |
| 424 | 00:19:16,780 | 00:19:18,159 | COLLEEN: Is this all right? | COLLEEN: Is this all right? |
| 425 | 00:19:18,160 | 00:19:19,739 | This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you. | This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you. |
| 426 | 00:19:19,740 | 00:19:22,289 | - Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair. | - Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair. |
| 427 | 00:19:22,290 | 00:19:23,579 | COLLEEN: I'll have one brought over. | COLLEEN: I'll have one brought over. |
| 428 | 00:19:23,580 | 00:19:25,289 | - Oh, who else is joining us? | - Oh, who else is joining us? |
| 429 | 00:19:25,290 | 00:19:27,039 | - Hey, guys. How's it going? | - Hey, guys. How's it going? |
| 430 | 00:19:27,040 | 00:19:29,879 | - [CHUCKLING] Connor! How funny to see you here. | - [CHUCKLING] Connor! How funny to see you here. |
| 431 | 00:19:29,880 | 00:19:31,129 | - You told me to be here at 7:00, right? | - You told me to be here at 7:00, right? |
| 432 | 00:19:31,130 | 00:19:32,749 | TIPPER: Shh. Oh, wow. JANE: Hey. CONNOR: How you doing? | TIPPER: Shh. Oh, wow. JANE: Hey. CONNOR: How you doing? |
| 433 | 00:19:32,750 | 00:19:34,339 | TED: Great to see you, Connor. | TED: Great to see you, Connor. |
| 434 | 00:19:34,340 | 00:19:35,379 | - Hey, Ted. How you doing? - Great. | - Hey, Ted. How you doing? - Great. |
| 435 | 00:19:35,380 | 00:19:37,129 | - Hi, Connor. CONNOR: Hi, Jane. | - Hi, Connor. CONNOR: Hi, Jane. |
| 436 | 00:19:37,130 | 00:19:38,429 | Hi. It's been a minute. - Hi. | Hi. It's been a minute. - Hi. |
| 437 | 00:19:38,430 | 00:19:39,589 | - How are you? - Yeah. Hey. | - How are you? - Yeah. Hey. |
| 438 | 00:19:39,590 | 00:19:41,599 | - Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby. | - Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby. |
| 439 | 00:19:41,600 | 00:19:43,219 | CONNOR: Oh, hey. Connor. - Hey. - She's an orphan. | CONNOR: Oh, hey. Connor. - Hey. - She's an orphan. |
| 440 | 00:19:43,220 | 00:19:45,139 | - Oh, um, I'm so sorry. - Jane. | - Oh, um, I'm so sorry. - Jane. |
| 441 | 00:19:45,140 | 00:19:46,389 | CONNOR: I-- - What? - What are you doing? | CONNOR: I-- - What? - What are you doing? |
| 442 | 00:19:46,390 | 00:19:47,559 | - She is. - No, it's-it's-- | - She is. - No, it's-it's-- |
| 443 | 00:19:47,560 | 00:19:48,560 | - It's all we have. | - It's all we have. |
| 444 | 00:19:48,561 | 00:19:49,769 | TIPPER: All right. | TIPPER: All right. |
| 445 | 00:19:49,770 | 00:19:51,399 | Thank you. Let's all take a seat. | Thank you. Let's all take a seat. |
| 446 | 00:19:51,400 | 00:19:53,400 | - [HARPER SIGHING] | - [HARPER SIGHING] |
| 447 | 00:19:55,990 | 00:19:57,989 | Do you want to switch? - No. | Do you want to switch? - No. |
| 448 | 00:19:57,990 | 00:20:00,159 | No, this is perfect. - Okay. | No, this is perfect. - Okay. |
| 449 | 00:20:00,160 | 00:20:02,159 | JANE: And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers | JANE: And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers |
| 450 | 00:20:02,160 | 00:20:05,159 | discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork | discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork |
| 451 | 00:20:05,160 | 00:20:08,329 | was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel | was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel |
| 452 | 00:20:08,330 | 00:20:10,119 | but with less arms and more powers. | but with less arms and more powers. |
| 453 | 00:20:10,120 | 00:20:11,419 | - Oh, wow. | - Oh, wow. |
| 454 | 00:20:11,420 | 00:20:12,839 | That's amazing. It really is. | That's amazing. It really is. |
| 455 | 00:20:12,840 | 00:20:14,999 | - Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book. | - Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book. |
| 456 | 00:20:15,000 | 00:20:16,049 | It's been like ten years. | It's been like ten years. |
| 457 | 00:20:16,050 | 00:20:17,669 | - Takes a long time to build a world. | - Takes a long time to build a world. |
| 458 | 00:20:17,670 | 00:20:21,179 | - You know what I was thinking about the other day? | - You know what I was thinking about the other day? |
| 459 | 00:20:21,180 | 00:20:23,719 | I was thinking about that trip | I was thinking about that trip |
| 460 | 00:20:23,720 | 00:20:26,269 | that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole | that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole |
| 461 | 00:20:26,270 | 00:20:28,599 | when Harper got chicken pox. CONNOR: Oh, yeah. | when Harper got chicken pox. CONNOR: Oh, yeah. |
| 462 | 00:20:28,600 | 00:20:29,809 | [LAUGHING] Oh, God. | [LAUGHING] Oh, God. |
| 463 | 00:20:29,810 | 00:20:31,189 | - Harper told me this story. | - Harper told me this story. |
| 464 | 00:20:31,190 | 00:20:35,319 | - Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor. | - Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor. |
| 465 | 00:20:35,320 | 00:20:36,609 | - Yes, she did. - [LAUGHTER] | - Yes, she did. - [LAUGHTER] |
| 466 | 00:20:36,610 | 00:20:38,109 | CONNOR: Very quickly. TED: The two of them | CONNOR: Very quickly. TED: The two of them |
| 467 | 00:20:38,110 | 00:20:40,069 | didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip, | didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip, |
| 468 | 00:20:40,070 | 00:20:41,529 | if I remember correctly. CONNOR: No. - Oh, my goodness. | if I remember correctly. CONNOR: No. - Oh, my goodness. |
| 469 | 00:20:41,530 | 00:20:43,699 | - Literally in a cabin running a fever. | - Literally in a cabin running a fever. |
| 470 | 00:20:43,700 | 00:20:44,949 | TED: Yeah. - Together. | TED: Yeah. - Together. |
| 471 | 00:20:44,950 | 00:20:46,789 | - Together. Yep, yep. TIPPER: Really laughing a lot. | - Together. Yep, yep. TIPPER: Really laughing a lot. |
| 472 | 00:20:46,790 | 00:20:48,539 | CONNOR: | CONNOR: |
| 473 | 00:20:48,540 | 00:20:50,369 | Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really, | Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really, |
| 474 | 00:20:50,370 | 00:20:51,919 | really loved going on those trips. - Fun. | really loved going on those trips. - Fun. |
| 475 | 00:20:51,920 | 00:20:53,789 | - Well, we loved having you, son. TIPPER: That was lovely. | - Well, we loved having you, son. TIPPER: That was lovely. |
| 476 | 00:20:53,790 | 00:20:55,249 | - Should we go to the ladies' room? | - Should we go to the ladies' room? |
| 477 | 00:20:55,250 | 00:20:58,009 | - Oh, I-I would hate to miss some of these stories. | - Oh, I-I would hate to miss some of these stories. |
| 478 | 00:20:58,010 | 00:21:00,090 | - No, we'll be quick. | - No, we'll be quick. |
| 479 | 00:21:03,340 | 00:21:05,969 | - [CHUCKLES] - I am so sorry. | - [CHUCKLES] - I am so sorry. |
| 480 | 00:21:05,970 | 00:21:07,929 | I had no idea he was gonna be here. | I had no idea he was gonna be here. |
| 481 | 00:21:07,930 | 00:21:09,389 | I swear. | I swear. |
| 482 | 00:21:09,390 | 00:21:11,349 | - It's funny, I remember you telling me that story. | - It's funny, I remember you telling me that story. |
| 483 | 00:21:11,350 | 00:21:13,189 | I think you just forgot to mention that Connor | I think you just forgot to mention that Connor |
| 484 | 00:21:13,190 | 00:21:15,019 | was also there. - [SIGHS] I know. | was also there. - [SIGHS] I know. |
| 485 | 00:21:15,020 | 00:21:18,939 | I-I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story. | I-I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story. |
| 486 | 00:21:18,940 | 00:21:22,609 | Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that | Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that |
| 487 | 00:21:22,610 | 00:21:25,450 | nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay? | nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay? |
| 488 | 00:21:26,990 | 00:21:29,119 | - You can be totally honest with me. | - You can be totally honest with me. |
| 489 | 00:21:29,120 | 00:21:30,539 | Like, about anything. | Like, about anything. |
| 490 | 00:21:30,540 | 00:21:32,250 | Seriously, I can take it. | Seriously, I can take it. |
| 491 | 00:21:33,290 | 00:21:35,000 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 492 | 00:21:36,590 | 00:21:39,089 | Then you should know that it is very difficult | Then you should know that it is very difficult |
| 493 | 00:21:39,090 | 00:21:42,090 | to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you. | to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you. |
| 494 | 00:21:47,140 | 00:21:48,850 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 495 | 00:21:49,890 | 00:21:51,729 | - No more surprises. | - No more surprises. |
| 496 | 00:21:51,730 | 00:21:53,350 | I promise. | I promise. |
| 497 | 00:21:57,770 | 00:22:00,149 | Riley. RILEY: Mm. | Riley. RILEY: Mm. |
| 498 | 00:22:00,150 | 00:22:01,940 | Harper. | Harper. |
| 499 | 00:22:02,950 | 00:22:04,909 | - Mm. Uh... | - Mm. Uh... |
| 500 | 00:22:04,910 | 00:22:06,569 | - Sorry, um... | - Sorry, um... |
| 501 | 00:22:06,570 | 00:22:08,079 | Riley, this is Abby. | Riley, this is Abby. |
| 502 | 00:22:08,080 | 00:22:09,949 | Abby is my-- - Orphan. | Abby is my-- - Orphan. |
| 503 | 00:22:09,950 | 00:22:11,369 | Roommate. We-- | Roommate. We-- |
| 504 | 00:22:11,370 | 00:22:13,329 | I am an orphan, but we live together. | I am an orphan, but we live together. |
| 505 | 00:22:13,330 | 00:22:14,619 | As friends, um, like acquaintances. | As friends, um, like acquaintances. |
| 506 | 00:22:14,620 | 00:22:16,379 | - Oh, please stop. - Yeah. | - Oh, please stop. - Yeah. |
| 507 | 00:22:16,380 | 00:22:18,089 | - Nice to meet you. | - Nice to meet you. |
| 508 | 00:22:18,090 | 00:22:20,169 | So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. | So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. |
| 509 | 00:22:20,170 | 00:22:21,379 | - Oh, God. Sorry. | - Oh, God. Sorry. |
| 510 | 00:22:21,380 | 00:22:23,300 | Sorry. Just... | Sorry. Just... |
| 511 | 00:22:25,300 | 00:22:26,929 | - Was that the Riley? | - Was that the Riley? |
| 512 | 00:22:26,930 | 00:22:30,009 | - Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. | - Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. |
| 513 | 00:22:30,010 | 00:22:31,639 | - Well, who knows, maybe... | - Well, who knows, maybe... |
| 514 | 00:22:31,640 | 00:22:34,269 | maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert. | maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert. |
| 515 | 00:22:34,270 | 00:22:36,649 | - Okay. - Oh, my God. | - Okay. - Oh, my God. |
| 516 | 00:22:36,650 | 00:22:39,729 | - Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here? | - Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here? |
| 517 | 00:22:39,730 | 00:22:40,860 | HARPER: Uh... | HARPER: Uh... |
| 518 | 00:22:42,400 | 00:22:43,989 | Yeah. We just ran into Riley. | Yeah. We just ran into Riley. |
| 519 | 00:22:43,990 | 00:22:45,909 | - Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins? | - Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins? |
| 520 | 00:22:45,910 | 00:22:47,779 | - I should have her look at my mole. | - I should have her look at my mole. |
| 521 | 00:22:47,780 | 00:22:50,529 | - No, um, I hadn't heard that. | - No, um, I hadn't heard that. |
| 522 | 00:22:50,530 | 00:22:52,079 | - It's very impressive. | - It's very impressive. |
| 523 | 00:22:52,080 | 00:22:53,789 | Her parents must be proud. | Her parents must be proud. |
| 524 | 00:22:53,790 | 00:22:55,329 | And relieved. | And relieved. |
| 525 | 00:22:55,330 | 00:22:57,169 | - I know. That lifestyle choice. | - I know. That lifestyle choice. |
| 526 | 00:22:57,170 | 00:22:59,539 | [TIPPER CHUCKLES] TED: Mm. Such a shame. | [TIPPER CHUCKLES] TED: Mm. Such a shame. |
| 527 | 00:22:59,540 | 00:23:00,629 | - Abby, what do you do? | - Abby, what do you do? |
| 528 | 00:23:00,630 | 00:23:05,549 | - Oh, I'm-I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. | - Oh, I'm-I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. |
| 529 | 00:23:05,550 | 00:23:07,219 | My parents were professors there, | My parents were professors there, |
| 530 | 00:23:07,220 | 00:23:09,679 | so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. | so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. |
| 531 | 00:23:09,680 | 00:23:11,759 | - You know, before law school, | - You know, before law school, |
| 532 | 00:23:11,760 | 00:23:15,479 | I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. | I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. |
| 533 | 00:23:15,480 | 00:23:17,769 | Spent every day in museums. | Spent every day in museums. |
| 534 | 00:23:17,770 | 00:23:20,559 | That experience made me the man I am. | That experience made me the man I am. |
| 535 | 00:23:20,560 | 00:23:22,069 | - That-that must have been incredible. | - That-that must have been incredible. |
| 536 | 00:23:22,070 | 00:23:23,229 | What a dream. | What a dream. |
| 537 | 00:23:23,230 | 00:23:25,319 | - It was. | - It was. |
| 538 | 00:23:25,320 | 00:23:27,859 | Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? | Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? |
| 539 | 00:23:27,860 | 00:23:29,779 | Bet you could teach me a thing or two. | Bet you could teach me a thing or two. |
| 540 | 00:23:29,780 | 00:23:31,239 | - [CHUCKLES] JANE: Should I go over there? | - [CHUCKLES] JANE: Should I go over there? |
| 541 | 00:23:31,240 | 00:23:32,369 | TED: No, darling, no. | TED: No, darling, no. |
| 542 | 00:23:32,370 | 00:23:33,699 | JANE: I do think it's getting bigger. | JANE: I do think it's getting bigger. |
| 543 | 00:23:33,700 | 00:23:35,300 | TIPPER: No. TED: Stay at the table, Jane. | TIPPER: No. TED: Stay at the table, Jane. |
| 544 | 00:23:38,920 | 00:23:40,040 | [KNOCKING] | [KNOCKING] |
| 545 | 00:23:42,090 | 00:23:44,629 | - Oh. You settling in okay? ABBY: Hey. | - Oh. You settling in okay? ABBY: Hey. |
| 546 | 00:23:44,630 | 00:23:46,049 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 547 | 00:23:46,050 | 00:23:49,639 | You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great. | You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great. |
| 548 | 00:23:49,640 | 00:23:51,259 | - Thank you, Abby. | - Thank you, Abby. |
| 549 | 00:23:51,260 | 00:23:52,509 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 550 | 00:23:52,510 | 00:23:53,809 | - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. | - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. |
| 551 | 00:23:53,810 | 00:23:55,219 | Do you need something? | Do you need something? |
| 552 | 00:23:55,220 | 00:23:57,179 | - No, just to say good night to Abby. | - No, just to say good night to Abby. |
| 553 | 00:23:57,180 | 00:23:58,890 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
| 554 | 00:24:00,600 | 00:24:02,229 | - Mom, do you mind? | - Mom, do you mind? |
| 555 | 00:24:02,230 | 00:24:04,019 | - Oh. [LAUGHS] | - Oh. [LAUGHS] |
| 556 | 00:24:04,020 | 00:24:05,779 | I get it. Girl talk. | I get it. Girl talk. |
| 557 | 00:24:05,780 | 00:24:07,529 | Okay, when you finish, um, | Okay, when you finish, um, |
| 558 | 00:24:07,530 | 00:24:09,609 | I want to give you a little early Christmas present. | I want to give you a little early Christmas present. |
| 559 | 00:24:09,610 | 00:24:10,819 | - Ooh, okay. | - Ooh, okay. |
| 560 | 00:24:10,820 | 00:24:12,410 | - Night. TIPPER: Night, Abby. | - Night. TIPPER: Night, Abby. |
| 561 | 00:24:14,950 | 00:24:16,700 | - [SIGHS] | - [SIGHS] |
| 562 | 00:24:18,460 | 00:24:20,459 | Tonight wasn't the best. | Tonight wasn't the best. |
| 563 | 00:24:20,460 | 00:24:22,039 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 564 | 00:24:22,040 | 00:24:23,589 | But we got through it. | But we got through it. |
| 565 | 00:24:23,590 | 00:24:25,209 | - You know, you're right. | - You know, you're right. |
| 566 | 00:24:25,210 | 00:24:27,209 | You are really good with parents. | You are really good with parents. |
| 567 | 00:24:27,210 | 00:24:28,919 | - You think they like me? | - You think they like me? |
| 568 | 00:24:28,920 | 00:24:30,629 | - Definitely. | - Definitely. |
| 569 | 00:24:30,630 | 00:24:33,679 | - You think they like me as much as they love Connor? | - You think they like me as much as they love Connor? |
| 570 | 00:24:33,680 | 00:24:36,059 | - Oh, no. No, no. | - Oh, no. No, no. |
| 571 | 00:24:36,060 | 00:24:38,429 | But they don't even really like me that much, so... | But they don't even really like me that much, so... |
| 572 | 00:24:38,430 | 00:24:40,099 | - [LAUGHING] Oh. | - [LAUGHING] Oh. |
| 573 | 00:24:40,100 | 00:24:41,560 | - [HARPER MUTTERS] | - [HARPER MUTTERS] |
| 574 | 00:24:45,440 | 00:24:47,440 | I love you. - I love you. | I love you. - I love you. |
| 575 | 00:24:49,650 | 00:24:51,660 | [CHUCKLING] Stop it. - [LAUGHS] | [CHUCKLING] Stop it. - [LAUGHS] |
| 576 | 00:24:52,820 | 00:24:55,029 | JOHN: The hell did it go? | JOHN: The hell did it go? |
| 577 | 00:24:55,030 | 00:24:57,869 | Cheap freaking puzzle. | Cheap freaking puzzle. |
| 578 | 00:24:57,870 | 00:24:59,869 | [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] | [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] |
| 579 | 00:24:59,870 | 00:25:02,209 | Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now. | Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now. |
| 580 | 00:25:02,210 | 00:25:03,829 | Is everything okay? ABBY: Yeah. | Is everything okay? ABBY: Yeah. |
| 581 | 00:25:03,830 | 00:25:04,879 | I'm just checking on the animals. | I'm just checking on the animals. |
| 582 | 00:25:04,880 | 00:25:05,880 | JOHN: Oh, they're all good. | JOHN: Oh, they're all good. |
| 583 | 00:25:05,881 | 00:25:06,999 | I walked the dog. | I walked the dog. |
| 584 | 00:25:07,000 | 00:25:08,259 | Fed him, fed the cats. | Fed him, fed the cats. |
| 585 | 00:25:08,260 | 00:25:10,260 | All are well. ABBY: What about the fish? | All are well. ABBY: What about the fish? |
| 586 | 00:25:11,300 | 00:25:12,839 | - Uh, the fish are-- Yeah. | - Uh, the fish are-- Yeah. |
| 587 | 00:25:12,840 | 00:25:15,219 | The-the-the fish are-are-- Yes. Yeah. | The-the-the fish are-are-- Yes. Yeah. |
| 588 | 00:25:15,220 | 00:25:16,389 | But enough about me. | But enough about me. |
| 589 | 00:25:16,390 | 00:25:17,390 | Have you managed | Have you managed |
| 590 | 00:25:17,391 | 00:25:21,939 | to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? | to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? |
| 591 | 00:25:21,940 | 00:25:23,349 | - Not exactly. | - Not exactly. |
| 592 | 00:25:23,350 | 00:25:24,769 | - What's going on? You sound tense. | - What's going on? You sound tense. |
| 593 | 00:25:24,770 | 00:25:26,269 | ABBY: No, I'm not tense. I'm great. | ABBY: No, I'm not tense. I'm great. |
| 594 | 00:25:26,270 | 00:25:28,279 | There's just one tiny thing. | There's just one tiny thing. |
| 595 | 00:25:28,280 | 00:25:29,940 | Um... | Um... |
| 596 | 00:25:31,740 | 00:25:34,109 | Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together. | Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together. |
| 597 | 00:25:34,110 | 00:25:37,279 | - Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off. | - Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off. |
| 598 | 00:25:37,280 | 00:25:39,199 | You can't go over a year without meeting | You can't go over a year without meeting |
| 599 | 00:25:39,200 | 00:25:40,449 | your significant other's parents. | your significant other's parents. |
| 600 | 00:25:40,450 | 00:25:41,619 | Trust me, I have tried. | Trust me, I have tried. |
| 601 | 00:25:41,620 | 00:25:43,039 | - I know, but it's not that big of a deal, | - I know, but it's not that big of a deal, |
| 602 | 00:25:43,040 | 00:25:45,379 | 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. | 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. |
| 603 | 00:25:45,380 | 00:25:48,249 | - So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter | - So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter |
| 604 | 00:25:48,250 | 00:25:51,419 | brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? | brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? |
| 605 | 00:25:51,420 | 00:25:52,719 | - No. [SCOFFS] | - No. [SCOFFS] |
| 606 | 00:25:52,720 | 00:25:56,139 | No. They also think that I'm... | No. They also think that I'm... |
| 607 | 00:25:56,140 | 00:25:58,259 | that I'm straight. | that I'm straight. |
| 608 | 00:25:58,260 | 00:26:00,019 | - Have they ever met a lesbian? | - Have they ever met a lesbian? |
| 609 | 00:26:00,020 | 00:26:01,309 | - It's not so bad. | - It's not so bad. |
| 610 | 00:26:01,310 | 00:26:03,229 | It's kind of fun having a secret. | It's kind of fun having a secret. |
| 611 | 00:26:03,230 | 00:26:04,849 | - Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic | - Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic |
| 612 | 00:26:04,850 | 00:26:06,689 | than concealing your authentic selves. | than concealing your authentic selves. |
| 613 | 00:26:06,690 | 00:26:09,859 | - I know it's not ideal. I-- | - I know it's not ideal. I-- |
| 614 | 00:26:09,860 | 00:26:12,400 | But I-I know that it's what she needs right now, so... | But I-I know that it's what she needs right now, so... |
| 615 | 00:26:20,450 | 00:26:22,659 | [GASPS] | [GASPS] |
| 616 | 00:26:22,660 | 00:26:24,119 | - Who are you? | - Who are you? |
| 617 | 00:26:24,120 | 00:26:26,209 | - I'm Abby. | - I'm Abby. |
| 618 | 00:26:26,210 | 00:26:27,919 | - Do you work here? | - Do you work here? |
| 619 | 00:26:27,920 | 00:26:29,549 | - No, I'm H-Harper's friend. | - No, I'm H-Harper's friend. |
| 620 | 00:26:29,550 | 00:26:31,549 | SLOANE: Kids? | SLOANE: Kids? |
| 621 | 00:26:31,550 | 00:26:33,129 | Where are you? | Where are you? |
| 622 | 00:26:33,130 | 00:26:35,129 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 623 | 00:26:35,130 | 00:26:37,220 | What are you doing in here? Out. | What are you doing in here? Out. |
| 624 | 00:26:38,800 | 00:26:40,719 | MATILDA: But that's our room. | MATILDA: But that's our room. |
| 625 | 00:26:40,720 | 00:26:42,269 | - Sorry about them. I'm Sloane. | - Sorry about them. I'm Sloane. |
| 626 | 00:26:42,270 | 00:26:44,099 | MATILDA: Why does she get to sleep in there? | MATILDA: Why does she get to sleep in there? |
| 627 | 00:26:44,100 | 00:26:46,849 | - Hi. I'm... SLOANE: Because she's a grown-up, sweetie. | - Hi. I'm... SLOANE: Because she's a grown-up, sweetie. |
| 628 | 00:26:46,850 | 00:26:48,519 | - ...Abby. | - ...Abby. |
| 629 | 00:26:48,520 | 00:26:50,860 | [IN DISTANCE] SLOANE: Come. We're having breakfast. | [IN DISTANCE] SLOANE: Come. We're having breakfast. |
| 630 | 00:27:03,540 | 00:27:04,869 | - [YAWNS] | - [YAWNS] |
| 631 | 00:27:04,870 | 00:27:06,459 | - Are you tired? | - Are you tired? |
| 632 | 00:27:06,460 | 00:27:08,079 | Not me. I like the morning. | Not me. I like the morning. |
| 633 | 00:27:08,080 | 00:27:11,339 | But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so... | But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so... |
| 634 | 00:27:11,340 | 00:27:13,589 | KIDS: Thank you, Mommy. | KIDS: Thank you, Mommy. |
| 635 | 00:27:13,590 | 00:27:15,089 | - Snowman pancakes. | - Snowman pancakes. |
| 636 | 00:27:15,090 | 00:27:18,299 | God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit. | God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit. |
| 637 | 00:27:18,300 | 00:27:20,139 | Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree. | Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree. |
| 638 | 00:27:20,140 | 00:27:22,219 | - It must be freeing to be so self-involved | - It must be freeing to be so self-involved |
| 639 | 00:27:22,220 | 00:27:24,219 | you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language | you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language |
| 640 | 00:27:24,220 | 00:27:25,429 | to use in front of children. | to use in front of children. |
| 641 | 00:27:25,430 | 00:27:26,950 | ERIC: We got everything out of the van. | ERIC: We got everything out of the van. |
| 642 | 00:27:27,850 | 00:27:29,149 | - Thank you, honey. - Mm-hmm. | - Thank you, honey. - Mm-hmm. |
| 643 | 00:27:29,150 | 00:27:31,229 | - Oh, this is-- - Abby. I'm Eric. | - Oh, this is-- - Abby. I'm Eric. |
| 644 | 00:27:31,230 | 00:27:32,689 | - Nice to meet you. ERIC: Mm-hmm. | - Nice to meet you. ERIC: Mm-hmm. |
| 645 | 00:27:32,690 | 00:27:36,279 | A teaspoon of coconut oil-- add some nice moisture to those hands. | A teaspoon of coconut oil-- add some nice moisture to those hands. |
| 646 | 00:27:36,280 | 00:27:37,859 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
| 647 | 00:27:37,860 | 00:27:39,200 | Yeah, thank you. | Yeah, thank you. |
| 648 | 00:27:42,370 | 00:27:45,449 | So, you and your sister are pretty intense. | So, you and your sister are pretty intense. |
| 649 | 00:27:45,450 | 00:27:47,829 | - What do you mean? | - What do you mean? |
| 650 | 00:27:47,830 | 00:27:48,999 | - Freeze! ERIC: Ooh. | - Freeze! ERIC: Ooh. |
| 651 | 00:27:49,000 | 00:27:52,669 | - Don't move one more muscle before I hug you! | - Don't move one more muscle before I hug you! |
| 652 | 00:27:52,670 | 00:27:54,419 | - Hi, Jane. JANE: Oh. Oh, hi. | - Hi, Jane. JANE: Oh. Oh, hi. |
| 653 | 00:27:54,420 | 00:27:55,879 | - Oh. Yay. - [JANE LAUGHS] | - Oh. Yay. - [JANE LAUGHS] |
| 654 | 00:27:55,880 | 00:27:56,969 | - [SLOANE CLEARS THROAT] | - [SLOANE CLEARS THROAT] |
| 655 | 00:27:56,970 | 00:27:58,929 | JANE: Hi, Eric. Hi. ERIC: Hi, Jane. | JANE: Hi, Eric. Hi. ERIC: Hi, Jane. |
| 656 | 00:27:58,930 | 00:28:01,799 | - Hi, you guys. Hi. | - Hi, you guys. Hi. |
| 657 | 00:28:01,800 | 00:28:03,059 | Um... [CHUCKLES] | Um... [CHUCKLES] |
| 658 | 00:28:03,060 | 00:28:04,719 | Gosh, you're so big. | Gosh, you're so big. |
| 659 | 00:28:04,720 | 00:28:06,679 | What are you, college students? | What are you, college students? |
| 660 | 00:28:06,680 | 00:28:09,139 | - We're in elementary school. | - We're in elementary school. |
| 661 | 00:28:09,140 | 00:28:11,269 | - Yeah. No, I-I know. I'm just-- | - Yeah. No, I-I know. I'm just-- |
| 662 | 00:28:11,270 | 00:28:13,359 | You're just so tall, you know? | You're just so tall, you know? |
| 663 | 00:28:13,360 | 00:28:14,900 | - Here they are. - My babies. | - Here they are. - My babies. |
| 664 | 00:28:16,610 | 00:28:19,029 | Aw... | Aw... |
| 665 | 00:28:19,030 | 00:28:21,069 | - Hi, Daddy. - Did you get Harper's article I sent you? | - Hi, Daddy. - Did you get Harper's article I sent you? |
| 666 | 00:28:21,070 | 00:28:22,949 | SLOANE: I did. TED: Good, right? | SLOANE: I did. TED: Good, right? |
| 667 | 00:28:22,950 | 00:28:24,119 | - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. - Uh-huh. | - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. - Uh-huh. |
| 668 | 00:28:24,120 | 00:28:25,869 | ERIC: Ted. - Eric. | ERIC: Ted. - Eric. |
| 669 | 00:28:25,870 | 00:28:27,329 | Good to see you. SLOANE: Hi, Mom. | Good to see you. SLOANE: Hi, Mom. |
| 670 | 00:28:27,330 | 00:28:28,499 | [CHUCKLING] TIPPER: Hi. | [CHUCKLING] TIPPER: Hi. |
| 671 | 00:28:28,500 | 00:28:30,289 | - Morning. - Morning, Abby. | - Morning. - Morning, Abby. |
| 672 | 00:28:30,290 | 00:28:32,839 | Hey, girls, come here. TIPPER: I'm good. ERIC: Hi. | Hey, girls, come here. TIPPER: I'm good. ERIC: Hi. |
| 673 | 00:28:32,840 | 00:28:34,289 | - Just-just-just come over here. | - Just-just-just come over here. |
| 674 | 00:28:34,290 | 00:28:35,999 | TIPPER: Just move a bit. TED: I cannot believe | TIPPER: Just move a bit. TED: I cannot believe |
| 675 | 00:28:36,000 | 00:28:39,259 | I've got all my daughters under one roof. | I've got all my daughters under one roof. |
| 676 | 00:28:39,260 | 00:28:41,219 | Mm, mm. - This is great content. | Mm, mm. - This is great content. |
| 677 | 00:28:41,220 | 00:28:42,679 | - Oh. - Hold it. Hold it. | - Oh. - Hold it. Hold it. |
| 678 | 00:28:42,680 | 00:28:43,680 | - And smile. TED: Hold on. | - And smile. TED: Hold on. |
| 679 | 00:28:43,681 | 00:28:45,469 | JANE: Daddy. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Got it. | JANE: Daddy. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Got it. |
| 680 | 00:28:45,470 | 00:28:47,139 | - Okay. I got to shower. | - Okay. I got to shower. |
| 681 | 00:28:47,140 | 00:28:49,139 | Hey, big night tonight, girls. - That's too much. | Hey, big night tonight, girls. - That's too much. |
| 682 | 00:28:49,140 | 00:28:50,809 | - We're meeting a major donor at the party. | - We're meeting a major donor at the party. |
| 683 | 00:28:50,810 | 00:28:52,649 | Harper, I need you to bring your A game. | Harper, I need you to bring your A game. |
| 684 | 00:28:52,650 | 00:28:54,729 | - Got it. - Dad, do you need me to do anything? | - Got it. - Dad, do you need me to do anything? |
| 685 | 00:28:54,730 | 00:28:56,149 | - Honey, no. | - Honey, no. |
| 686 | 00:28:56,150 | 00:28:59,069 | You just bring that beautiful family and show them off. | You just bring that beautiful family and show them off. |
| 687 | 00:28:59,070 | 00:29:00,489 | Who knows? | Who knows? |
| 688 | 00:29:00,490 | 00:29:02,779 | These might be the only grandchildren we ever have. | These might be the only grandchildren we ever have. |
| 689 | 00:29:02,780 | 00:29:05,329 | TIPPER: And it is crucial that we take | TIPPER: And it is crucial that we take |
| 690 | 00:29:05,330 | 00:29:08,499 | the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, | the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, |
| 691 | 00:29:08,500 | 00:29:12,209 | so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane. | so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane. |
| 692 | 00:29:12,210 | 00:29:14,839 | - [JANE CHUCKLES SOFTLY] | - [JANE CHUCKLES SOFTLY] |
| 693 | 00:29:14,840 | 00:29:16,839 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
| 694 | 00:29:16,840 | 00:29:18,459 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 695 | 00:29:18,460 | 00:29:21,549 | Who's ready to go ice-skating? | Who's ready to go ice-skating? |
| 696 | 00:29:21,550 | 00:29:23,759 | Are you ready? [CHUCKLES] - No. | Are you ready? [CHUCKLES] - No. |
| 697 | 00:29:23,760 | 00:29:25,760 | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ |
| 698 | 00:29:30,270 | 00:29:32,479 | - Let me know if you guys need any more room. | - Let me know if you guys need any more room. |
| 699 | 00:29:32,480 | 00:29:35,020 | I can make myself real small. | I can make myself real small. |
| 700 | 00:29:36,060 | 00:29:39,279 | - So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? | - So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? |
| 701 | 00:29:39,280 | 00:29:40,609 | - No. | - No. |
| 702 | 00:29:40,610 | 00:29:43,199 | We create curated gift experiences | We create curated gift experiences |
| 703 | 00:29:43,200 | 00:29:45,619 | inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. | inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. |
| 704 | 00:29:45,620 | 00:29:47,199 | - Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. | - Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. |
| 705 | 00:29:47,200 | 00:29:48,200 | She has impeccable taste. | She has impeccable taste. |
| 706 | 00:29:48,201 | 00:29:50,199 | - Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. | - Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. |
| 707 | 00:29:50,200 | 00:29:51,579 | - Aw. - Mm. | - Aw. - Mm. |
| 708 | 00:29:51,580 | 00:29:52,919 | - That sounds great. | - That sounds great. |
| 709 | 00:29:52,920 | 00:29:54,329 | SLOANE: Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. | SLOANE: Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. |
| 710 | 00:29:54,330 | 00:29:56,129 | Paltrow. Goop picked us up, | Paltrow. Goop picked us up, |
| 711 | 00:29:56,130 | 00:29:58,090 | and sales have been through the roof ever since. | and sales have been through the roof ever since. |
| 712 | 00:29:59,130 | 00:30:00,379 | - [HARPER SIGHS] | - [HARPER SIGHS] |
| 713 | 00:30:00,380 | 00:30:02,760 | - [LIVELY CHATTER] | - [LIVELY CHATTER] |
| 714 | 00:30:06,930 | 00:30:08,099 | HARPER: Hey. | HARPER: Hey. |
| 715 | 00:30:08,100 | 00:30:09,469 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
| 716 | 00:30:09,470 | 00:30:11,429 | - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah. | - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah. |
| 717 | 00:30:11,430 | 00:30:13,019 | No, this is so fun. | No, this is so fun. |
| 718 | 00:30:13,020 | 00:30:14,389 | - Whoa. | - Whoa. |
| 719 | 00:30:14,390 | 00:30:16,769 | - Sloane, do you need a helper? | - Sloane, do you need a helper? |
| 720 | 00:30:16,770 | 00:30:19,399 | - Please. I've always skated circles around you. | - Please. I've always skated circles around you. |
| 721 | 00:30:19,400 | 00:30:21,739 | - [CHUCKLES] That was in your youth. | - [CHUCKLES] That was in your youth. |
| 722 | 00:30:21,740 | 00:30:23,569 | I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today. | I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today. |
| 723 | 00:30:23,570 | 00:30:26,409 | - Like I'm even trying. - Like it would even matter. | - Like I'm even trying. - Like it would even matter. |
| 724 | 00:30:26,410 | 00:30:28,659 | - 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute. | - 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute. |
| 725 | 00:30:28,660 | 00:30:30,239 | - 50 bucks says I can do three. | - 50 bucks says I can do three. |
| 726 | 00:30:30,240 | 00:30:31,829 | - Let's do it. Jane, time us. | - Let's do it. Jane, time us. |
| 727 | 00:30:31,830 | 00:30:33,249 | - Oh, I'm actually having fun just-- | - Oh, I'm actually having fun just-- |
| 728 | 00:30:33,250 | 00:30:36,039 | BOTH: Jane. - Okay, fun. Yeah. | BOTH: Jane. - Okay, fun. Yeah. |
| 729 | 00:30:36,040 | 00:30:37,829 | No problem. | No problem. |
| 730 | 00:30:37,830 | 00:30:40,250 | ♪ tense music ♪ | ♪ tense music ♪ |
| 731 | 00:30:41,380 | 00:30:42,380 | JANE: Ready? | JANE: Ready? |
| 732 | 00:30:43,420 | 00:30:45,379 | Set. | Set. |
| 733 | 00:30:45,380 | 00:30:46,680 | Go. - [BOTH GRUNT] | Go. - [BOTH GRUNT] |
| 734 | 00:30:49,220 | 00:30:50,220 | - [CHUCKLES] | - [CHUCKLES] |
| 735 | 00:30:51,220 | 00:30:52,639 | - Move! - No! | - Move! - No! |
| 736 | 00:30:52,640 | 00:30:54,480 | - I love it when they do this. | - I love it when they do this. |
| 737 | 00:30:55,640 | 00:30:57,019 | ERIC: What are they doing? - They're racing. | ERIC: What are they doing? - They're racing. |
| 738 | 00:30:57,020 | 00:30:58,309 | - Ah, yeah. | - Ah, yeah. |
| 739 | 00:30:58,310 | 00:31:01,109 | - Jane, time! - Oh, I forgot to press start. | - Jane, time! - Oh, I forgot to press start. |
| 740 | 00:31:01,110 | 00:31:03,109 | How long do you guys think-- - Don't-don't tell them that. | How long do you guys think-- - Don't-don't tell them that. |
| 741 | 00:31:03,110 | 00:31:04,739 | - You need to take a break yet, Sloane? | - You need to take a break yet, Sloane? |
| 742 | 00:31:04,740 | 00:31:05,859 | - Huh, maybe you should just | - Huh, maybe you should just |
| 743 | 00:31:05,860 | 00:31:07,490 | worry about yourself. - Oh, yeah? | worry about yourself. - Oh, yeah? |
| 744 | 00:31:08,200 | 00:31:09,739 | [YELPS] - [MAN GRUNTS] | [YELPS] - [MAN GRUNTS] |
| 745 | 00:31:09,740 | 00:31:10,989 | - Oh! - Ooh. | - Oh! - Ooh. |
| 746 | 00:31:10,990 | 00:31:12,289 | - [CHUCKLES] | - [CHUCKLES] |
| 747 | 00:31:12,290 | 00:31:14,249 | [YELPS, SCREAMS] - [MAN GRUNTS] | [YELPS, SCREAMS] - [MAN GRUNTS] |
| 748 | 00:31:14,250 | 00:31:15,709 | - Mm. - Ow. | - Mm. - Ow. |
| 749 | 00:31:15,710 | 00:31:17,039 | ABBY: Should we stop them? | ABBY: Should we stop them? |
| 750 | 00:31:17,040 | 00:31:19,249 | ERIC: No, they'll tire themselves out eventually. | ERIC: No, they'll tire themselves out eventually. |
| 751 | 00:31:19,250 | 00:31:20,289 | - [LAUGHING] Yeah. That's right. | - [LAUGHING] Yeah. That's right. |
| 752 | 00:31:20,290 | 00:31:21,459 | - That's the way it goes. HARPER: Whoo! | - That's the way it goes. HARPER: Whoo! |
| 753 | 00:31:21,460 | 00:31:22,879 | Get off me! | Get off me! |
| 754 | 00:31:22,880 | 00:31:24,299 | - I love you guys. I love you. | - I love you guys. I love you. |
| 755 | 00:31:24,300 | 00:31:25,759 | HARPER: No! You're such a cheater! | HARPER: No! You're such a cheater! |
| 756 | 00:31:25,760 | 00:31:27,679 | - Stop it! [SHOUTS] - You stop it! | - Stop it! [SHOUTS] - You stop it! |
| 757 | 00:31:27,680 | 00:31:29,009 | - ...a little restless. - They're gonna need to turn around. | - ...a little restless. - They're gonna need to turn around. |
| 758 | 00:31:29,010 | 00:31:30,599 | - Look, some of us were here when you said to be here. | - Look, some of us were here when you said to be here. |
| 759 | 00:31:30,600 | 00:31:32,509 | - Jane, is that-- That's what you're wearing, right? - Yeah. | - Jane, is that-- That's what you're wearing, right? - Yeah. |
| 760 | 00:31:32,510 | 00:31:34,389 | TIPPER: All right. Harper! | TIPPER: All right. Harper! |
| 761 | 00:31:34,390 | 00:31:36,769 | Eric, can you make them be still? | Eric, can you make them be still? |
| 762 | 00:31:36,770 | 00:31:38,599 | - Wow. | - Wow. |
| 763 | 00:31:38,600 | 00:31:40,359 | - It's my early Christmas present. | - It's my early Christmas present. |
| 764 | 00:31:40,360 | 00:31:42,519 | TIPPER: Harper, please come here. | TIPPER: Harper, please come here. |
| 765 | 00:31:42,520 | 00:31:43,779 | - Honey, we're very late. | - Honey, we're very late. |
| 766 | 00:31:43,780 | 00:31:45,739 | - Ted, the family holiday photo | - Ted, the family holiday photo |
| 767 | 00:31:45,740 | 00:31:48,159 | is an essential element of every candidate's feed, | is an essential element of every candidate's feed, |
| 768 | 00:31:48,160 | 00:31:50,989 | and if we cannot manage to post one, | and if we cannot manage to post one, |
| 769 | 00:31:50,990 | 00:31:53,699 | we do not deserve to have that account at all. | we do not deserve to have that account at all. |
| 770 | 00:31:53,700 | 00:31:55,039 | TED: All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true. | TED: All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true. |
| 771 | 00:31:55,040 | 00:31:56,249 | TIPPER: Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda. | TIPPER: Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda. |
| 772 | 00:31:56,250 | 00:31:57,619 | - Oh. SLOANE: You have to stand, honey. | - Oh. SLOANE: You have to stand, honey. |
| 773 | 00:31:57,620 | 00:31:59,579 | TIPPER: Abby, would you mind taking that? | TIPPER: Abby, would you mind taking that? |
| 774 | 00:31:59,580 | 00:32:01,249 | - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you. | - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you. |
| 775 | 00:32:01,250 | 00:32:04,049 | - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way. | - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way. |
| 776 | 00:32:04,050 | 00:32:05,459 | Thank you. - Okay. | Thank you. - Okay. |
| 777 | 00:32:05,460 | 00:32:07,799 | - Everyone say, "Christmas." | - Everyone say, "Christmas." |
| 778 | 00:32:07,800 | 00:32:09,219 | - No, don't say that. | - No, don't say that. |
| 779 | 00:32:09,220 | 00:32:10,549 | Just smile. | Just smile. |
| 780 | 00:32:10,550 | 00:32:12,549 | [CAMERA CLICKING] | [CAMERA CLICKING] |
| 781 | 00:32:12,550 | 00:32:14,259 | - Okay. - [TIPPER CHUCKLING] | - Okay. - [TIPPER CHUCKLING] |
| 782 | 00:32:14,260 | 00:32:16,309 | Ah, good. I can't wait. | Ah, good. I can't wait. |
| 783 | 00:32:16,310 | 00:32:19,229 | Blurry. Boring. | Blurry. Boring. |
| 784 | 00:32:19,230 | 00:32:20,939 | Nope. Nope. Nope. | Nope. Nope. Nope. |
| 785 | 00:32:20,940 | 00:32:22,859 | Okay, none of these will do. | Okay, none of these will do. |
| 786 | 00:32:22,860 | 00:32:25,729 | Uh, we will try again tomorrow. | Uh, we will try again tomorrow. |
| 787 | 00:32:25,730 | 00:32:27,819 | Thank you. HARPER: Where's Abby? | Thank you. HARPER: Where's Abby? |
| 788 | 00:32:27,820 | 00:32:29,820 | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ |
| 789 | 00:32:31,870 | 00:32:33,870 | - [QUIET CHATTER] | - [QUIET CHATTER] |
| 790 | 00:32:46,210 | 00:32:48,589 | - Ted, Tipper. [LAUGHS, SQUEALS] | - Ted, Tipper. [LAUGHS, SQUEALS] |
| 791 | 00:32:48,590 | 00:32:50,679 | Oh, I'm so glad you made it. | Oh, I'm so glad you made it. |
| 792 | 00:32:50,680 | 00:32:52,889 | Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision. | Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision. |
| 793 | 00:32:52,890 | 00:32:54,679 | TIPPER: Gorgeous dress. TED: Mwah. | TIPPER: Gorgeous dress. TED: Mwah. |
| 794 | 00:32:54,680 | 00:32:57,269 | Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. | Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. |
| 795 | 00:32:57,270 | 00:32:58,519 | Sloane's husband Eric. | Sloane's husband Eric. |
| 796 | 00:32:58,520 | 00:33:00,519 | Their children Matilda and Magnus. | Their children Matilda and Magnus. |
| 797 | 00:33:00,520 | 00:33:02,849 | And this is Harper's friend Abby. | And this is Harper's friend Abby. |
| 798 | 00:33:02,850 | 00:33:05,149 | CAROLYN: Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. | CAROLYN: Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. |
| 799 | 00:33:05,150 | 00:33:08,779 | Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. | Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. |
| 800 | 00:33:08,780 | 00:33:10,319 | - [LAUGHS] Oh, you're too kind. | - [LAUGHS] Oh, you're too kind. |
| 801 | 00:33:10,320 | 00:33:11,819 | - Oh. - Is the white whale here? | - Oh. - Is the white whale here? |
| 802 | 00:33:11,820 | 00:33:13,239 | Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. | Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. |
| 803 | 00:33:13,240 | 00:33:15,369 | - Oh, Harper, come with us. | - Oh, Harper, come with us. |
| 804 | 00:33:15,370 | 00:33:16,789 | Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. | Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. |
| 805 | 00:33:16,790 | 00:33:18,499 | - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too? | - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too? |
| 806 | 00:33:18,500 | 00:33:20,249 | - I'll come right back. - Okay. TED: N-No, honey. | - I'll come right back. - Okay. TED: N-No, honey. |
| 807 | 00:33:20,250 | 00:33:22,329 | Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great. | Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great. |
| 808 | 00:33:22,330 | 00:33:23,709 | CAROLYN: Now, Harry's tough. | CAROLYN: Now, Harry's tough. |
| 809 | 00:33:23,710 | 00:33:24,959 | Don't let her throw you. | Don't let her throw you. |
| 810 | 00:33:24,960 | 00:33:26,799 | - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. | - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. |
| 811 | 00:33:26,800 | 00:33:28,129 | Please order me several drinks. | Please order me several drinks. |
| 812 | 00:33:28,130 | 00:33:29,169 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 813 | 00:33:29,170 | 00:33:30,469 | - Come on, you guys. | - Come on, you guys. |
| 814 | 00:33:30,470 | 00:33:32,049 | Let's go play. | Let's go play. |
| 815 | 00:33:32,050 | 00:33:34,179 | JANE: Okay. Well... | JANE: Okay. Well... |
| 816 | 00:33:34,180 | 00:33:36,429 | looks like it's just us ladies. | looks like it's just us ladies. |
| 817 | 00:33:36,430 | 00:33:38,849 | Now, I don't know about you, but I am single | Now, I don't know about you, but I am single |
| 818 | 00:33:38,850 | 00:33:41,440 | and ready to mingle, so... | and ready to mingle, so... |
| 819 | 00:33:42,850 | 00:33:45,109 | CAROLYN: Harry. | CAROLYN: Harry. |
| 820 | 00:33:45,110 | 00:33:47,769 | This is-- - Ted Caldwell. | This is-- - Ted Caldwell. |
| 821 | 00:33:47,770 | 00:33:50,029 | - Ms. Levin, it is an honor. - [HARRY CHUCKLES] | - Ms. Levin, it is an honor. - [HARRY CHUCKLES] |
| 822 | 00:33:50,030 | 00:33:51,819 | - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. | - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. |
| 823 | 00:33:51,820 | 00:33:52,949 | - Okay. Thank you. | - Okay. Thank you. |
| 824 | 00:33:52,950 | 00:33:54,609 | This is my husband Scott. | This is my husband Scott. |
| 825 | 00:33:54,610 | 00:33:56,659 | We met on Bumble. [CHUCKLES] TED: Pleasure. | We met on Bumble. [CHUCKLES] TED: Pleasure. |
| 826 | 00:33:56,660 | 00:33:58,289 | And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. | And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. |
| 827 | 00:33:58,290 | 00:33:59,999 | My daughter Harper, who writes for the-- | My daughter Harper, who writes for the-- |
| 828 | 00:34:00,000 | 00:34:01,409 | - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. | - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. |
| 829 | 00:34:01,410 | 00:34:02,789 | HARPER: Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar. | HARPER: Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar. |
| 830 | 00:34:02,790 | 00:34:04,289 | - You've read her work? | - You've read her work? |
| 831 | 00:34:04,290 | 00:34:06,250 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
| 832 | 00:34:08,960 | 00:34:11,259 | ♪ lively jazz music ♪ | ♪ lively jazz music ♪ |
| 833 | 00:34:11,260 | 00:34:13,929 | - Hey, could I get a vodka neat? | - Hey, could I get a vodka neat? |
| 834 | 00:34:13,930 | 00:34:15,640 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 835 | 00:34:19,010 | 00:34:20,020 | - You're new. | - You're new. |
| 836 | 00:34:21,770 | 00:34:24,849 | - Yeah, I'm just visiting. - From where? | - Yeah, I'm just visiting. - From where? |
| 837 | 00:34:24,850 | 00:34:27,019 | - I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so-- | - I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so-- |
| 838 | 00:34:27,020 | 00:34:28,320 | - I am. | - I am. |
| 839 | 00:34:29,520 | 00:34:31,359 | CAROLYN: Oh, I'll have to check out Goop. | CAROLYN: Oh, I'll have to check out Goop. |
| 840 | 00:34:31,360 | 00:34:33,359 | Was that-- When was that one, again? | Was that-- When was that one, again? |
| 841 | 00:34:33,360 | 00:34:36,660 | - [QUIET, INDISTINCT CHATTER] | - [QUIET, INDISTINCT CHATTER] |
| 842 | 00:34:48,420 | 00:34:50,049 | - Are you enjoying the party? | - Are you enjoying the party? |
| 843 | 00:34:50,050 | 00:34:52,209 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 844 | 00:34:52,210 | 00:34:53,839 | SLOANE: That's great. | SLOANE: That's great. |
| 845 | 00:34:53,840 | 00:34:56,719 | If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone, | If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone, |
| 846 | 00:34:56,720 | 00:34:58,509 | I probably wouldn't have a good time. | I probably wouldn't have a good time. |
| 847 | 00:34:58,510 | 00:34:59,679 | - Oh, no, sh-she didn't ditch me. | - Oh, no, sh-she didn't ditch me. |
| 848 | 00:34:59,680 | 00:35:00,969 | No, she's just helping your dad. | No, she's just helping your dad. |
| 849 | 00:35:00,970 | 00:35:03,270 | - Yeah, she's very helpful. | - Yeah, she's very helpful. |
| 850 | 00:35:04,770 | 00:35:07,479 | So, how long have you and Harper been roommates? | So, how long have you and Harper been roommates? |
| 851 | 00:35:07,480 | 00:35:09,729 | - I moved in like six months ago. | - I moved in like six months ago. |
| 852 | 00:35:09,730 | 00:35:11,319 | - You moved in to her place? | - You moved in to her place? |
| 853 | 00:35:11,320 | 00:35:12,439 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
| 854 | 00:35:12,440 | 00:35:14,279 | - Isn't it a one-bedroom? | - Isn't it a one-bedroom? |
| 855 | 00:35:14,280 | 00:35:15,989 | - Technically, yes. | - Technically, yes. |
| 856 | 00:35:15,990 | 00:35:17,449 | Yeah, well, it was a one-bedroom, | Yeah, well, it was a one-bedroom, |
| 857 | 00:35:17,450 | 00:35:20,279 | and-and now that we have converted the pantry | and-and now that we have converted the pantry |
| 858 | 00:35:20,280 | 00:35:22,989 | i-into my bedroom, it's a two-bedroom. | i-into my bedroom, it's a two-bedroom. |
| 859 | 00:35:22,990 | 00:35:25,209 | Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's-- | Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's-- |
| 860 | 00:35:25,210 | 00:35:27,079 | - I don't want to have this conversation anymore. | - I don't want to have this conversation anymore. |
| 861 | 00:35:27,080 | 00:35:28,710 | - No problem. | - No problem. |
| 862 | 00:35:30,090 | 00:35:32,129 | - Being mayor is no small task. | - Being mayor is no small task. |
| 863 | 00:35:32,130 | 00:35:35,759 | However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on. | However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on. |
| 864 | 00:35:35,760 | 00:35:37,379 | HARRY: I'm gonna stop you right there. | HARRY: I'm gonna stop you right there. |
| 865 | 00:35:37,380 | 00:35:39,299 | I have a perfect record. | I have a perfect record. |
| 866 | 00:35:39,300 | 00:35:40,719 | And do you know why? | And do you know why? |
| 867 | 00:35:40,720 | 00:35:42,509 | Because I do my homework. | Because I do my homework. |
| 868 | 00:35:42,510 | 00:35:44,519 | Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady. | Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady. |
| 869 | 00:35:44,520 | 00:35:46,769 | - Dave Grady? Didn't his son-- | - Dave Grady? Didn't his son-- |
| 870 | 00:35:46,770 | 00:35:48,649 | - Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling? | - Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling? |
| 871 | 00:35:48,650 | 00:35:49,769 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 872 | 00:35:49,770 | 00:35:54,109 | I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you. | I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you. |
| 873 | 00:35:54,110 | 00:35:55,439 | This is a family affair. | This is a family affair. |
| 874 | 00:35:55,440 | 00:35:57,529 | - Well, I can assure you, | - Well, I can assure you, |
| 875 | 00:35:57,530 | 00:36:01,200 | this family has nothing to hide. | this family has nothing to hide. |
| 876 | 00:36:03,990 | 00:36:06,370 | ♪ upbeat jazz music ♪ | ♪ upbeat jazz music ♪ |
| 877 | 00:36:11,920 | 00:36:13,589 | - Hey. - Hey. Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. Hey. |
| 878 | 00:36:13,590 | 00:36:15,419 | - Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink? | - Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink? |
| 879 | 00:36:15,420 | 00:36:17,420 | - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. | - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. |
| 880 | 00:36:18,720 | 00:36:20,009 | Mm. - You okay? | Mm. - You okay? |
| 881 | 00:36:20,010 | 00:36:21,219 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
| 882 | 00:36:21,220 | 00:36:23,219 | I just needed a bit of a breather. | I just needed a bit of a breather. |
| 883 | 00:36:23,220 | 00:36:24,559 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 884 | 00:36:24,560 | 00:36:25,809 | KELLY: Harper? | KELLY: Harper? |
| 885 | 00:36:25,810 | 00:36:27,099 | HARPER: Mm! - [SQUEALING] | HARPER: Mm! - [SQUEALING] |
| 886 | 00:36:27,100 | 00:36:28,559 | ASHLEY: Hi! | ASHLEY: Hi! |
| 887 | 00:36:28,560 | 00:36:29,939 | - [LAUGHING] Hi. | - [LAUGHING] Hi. |
| 888 | 00:36:29,940 | 00:36:31,649 | You look incredible. | You look incredible. |
| 889 | 00:36:31,650 | 00:36:33,729 | - As always. - Oh, my God. | - As always. - Oh, my God. |
| 890 | 00:36:33,730 | 00:36:35,779 | - [EXHALES SHARPLY] You, too. God, guys. | - [EXHALES SHARPLY] You, too. God, guys. |
| 891 | 00:36:35,780 | 00:36:38,779 | Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby. | Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby. |
| 892 | 00:36:38,780 | 00:36:40,739 | And this is Kelly and Ashley. | And this is Kelly and Ashley. |
| 893 | 00:36:40,740 | 00:36:42,319 | KELLY: Oh, lovely to meet you. - Yes. | KELLY: Oh, lovely to meet you. - Yes. |
| 894 | 00:36:42,320 | 00:36:44,279 | Nice to meet you, too. CONNOR: Hey, you guys. | Nice to meet you, too. CONNOR: Hey, you guys. |
| 895 | 00:36:44,280 | 00:36:45,869 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 896 | 00:36:45,870 | 00:36:48,119 | God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other | God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other |
| 897 | 00:36:48,120 | 00:36:49,659 | takes me right back to high school. | takes me right back to high school. |
| 898 | 00:36:49,660 | 00:36:51,959 | Minus the bad cafeteria food. | Minus the bad cafeteria food. |
| 899 | 00:36:51,960 | 00:36:54,630 | - [LAUGHING LOUDLY] | - [LAUGHING LOUDLY] |
| 900 | 00:36:55,800 | 00:36:57,669 | You're so funny. | You're so funny. |
| 901 | 00:36:57,670 | 00:36:59,509 | - Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second? | - Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second? |
| 902 | 00:36:59,510 | 00:37:01,509 | HARPER: Um, yeah. | HARPER: Um, yeah. |
| 903 | 00:37:01,510 | 00:37:03,759 | I'll just be a sec. | I'll just be a sec. |
| 904 | 00:37:03,760 | 00:37:06,139 | - Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea | - Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea |
| 905 | 00:37:06,140 | 00:37:07,639 | I was coming to dinner last night? | I was coming to dinner last night? |
| 906 | 00:37:07,640 | 00:37:09,559 | - It was a surprise. - Yeah. | - It was a surprise. - Yeah. |
| 907 | 00:37:09,560 | 00:37:11,189 | Yeah, I thought so. | Yeah, I thought so. |
| 908 | 00:37:11,190 | 00:37:13,939 | Um, sorry about that. - It's not you. | Um, sorry about that. - It's not you. |
| 909 | 00:37:13,940 | 00:37:16,319 | - But, actually, I'd love to do... that again. | - But, actually, I'd love to do... that again. |
| 910 | 00:37:16,320 | 00:37:19,109 | Like, hang out again, if you got time. | Like, hang out again, if you got time. |
| 911 | 00:37:19,110 | 00:37:22,529 | - That sounds so nice, and, um... | - That sounds so nice, and, um... |
| 912 | 00:37:22,530 | 00:37:26,029 | and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and-- | and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and-- |
| 913 | 00:37:26,030 | 00:37:27,079 | - Yeah. Totally got it. HARPER: Mm-hmm. | - Yeah. Totally got it. HARPER: Mm-hmm. |
| 914 | 00:37:27,080 | 00:37:28,119 | - No pressure. HARPER: Yeah. | - No pressure. HARPER: Yeah. |
| 915 | 00:37:28,120 | 00:37:30,459 | - But that being said, if you, you know, | - But that being said, if you, you know, |
| 916 | 00:37:30,460 | 00:37:32,959 | and-and your roommate want to get out and hang out, | and-and your roommate want to get out and hang out, |
| 917 | 00:37:32,960 | 00:37:34,379 | that'd be great. - Abby. Yeah. | that'd be great. - Abby. Yeah. |
| 918 | 00:37:34,380 | 00:37:36,039 | CONNOR: Abby. Yeah. Absolutely. | CONNOR: Abby. Yeah. Absolutely. |
| 919 | 00:37:36,040 | 00:37:38,799 | - Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will. | - Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will. |
| 920 | 00:37:38,800 | 00:37:41,839 | [GIGGLING] | [GIGGLING] |
| 921 | 00:37:41,840 | 00:37:44,259 | I'm just kidding. I would never. | I'm just kidding. I would never. |
| 922 | 00:37:44,260 | 00:37:46,639 | - He's definitely still into her. | - He's definitely still into her. |
| 923 | 00:37:46,640 | 00:37:48,259 | - I know. | - I know. |
| 924 | 00:37:48,260 | 00:37:50,270 | [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] | [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] |
| 925 | 00:37:51,390 | 00:37:53,519 | - [SIGHS] I should... | - [SIGHS] I should... |
| 926 | 00:37:53,520 | 00:37:55,479 | take this. | take this. |
| 927 | 00:37:55,480 | 00:37:56,649 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 928 | 00:37:56,650 | 00:37:58,069 | JOHN: Did you know that you're standing | JOHN: Did you know that you're standing |
| 929 | 00:37:58,070 | 00:37:59,899 | in a country club that didn't let women have | in a country club that didn't let women have |
| 930 | 00:37:59,900 | 00:38:02,239 | their own memberships until the early 2000s? | their own memberships until the early 2000s? |
| 931 | 00:38:02,240 | 00:38:03,909 | - How do you know that? | - How do you know that? |
| 932 | 00:38:03,910 | 00:38:05,869 | - Um, I might be tracking you, | - Um, I might be tracking you, |
| 933 | 00:38:05,870 | 00:38:07,869 | but it's for your own safety, clearly. | but it's for your own safety, clearly. |
| 934 | 00:38:07,870 | 00:38:08,870 | - What-what do you want? | - What-what do you want? |
| 935 | 00:38:08,871 | 00:38:11,619 | - I want you to break out of that closet. [CAMERA CLICKS] | - I want you to break out of that closet. [CAMERA CLICKS] |
| 936 | 00:38:11,620 | 00:38:13,079 | - I am not in the closet. | - I am not in the closet. |
| 937 | 00:38:13,080 | 00:38:14,669 | I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything | I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything |
| 938 | 00:38:14,670 | 00:38:15,670 | right after the holidays. | right after the holidays. |
| 939 | 00:38:15,671 | 00:38:17,589 | - You deserve to be with someone | - You deserve to be with someone |
| 940 | 00:38:17,590 | 00:38:21,089 | who shouts their love for you from the rooftops. | who shouts their love for you from the rooftops. |
| 941 | 00:38:21,090 | 00:38:22,509 | - That's very sweet. [TOILET FLUSHES OVER PHONE] | - That's very sweet. [TOILET FLUSHES OVER PHONE] |
| 942 | 00:38:22,510 | 00:38:24,219 | - So stop being a doormat, you fool. | - So stop being a doormat, you fool. |
| 943 | 00:38:24,220 | 00:38:26,469 | - Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me? | - Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me? |
| 944 | 00:38:26,470 | 00:38:27,759 | - I'm not shaming you. | - I'm not shaming you. |
| 945 | 00:38:27,760 | 00:38:29,059 | I just think the choice you're making is dumb | I just think the choice you're making is dumb |
| 946 | 00:38:29,060 | 00:38:30,639 | and you should feel bad about it and yourself. | and you should feel bad about it and yourself. |
| 947 | 00:38:30,640 | 00:38:33,640 | Also, I am loving these fish. | Also, I am loving these fish. |
| 948 | 00:38:34,690 | 00:38:38,019 | If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, | If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, |
| 949 | 00:38:38,020 | 00:38:40,779 | where-where do you think I would do that? | where-where do you think I would do that? |
| 950 | 00:38:40,780 | 00:38:41,989 | - What? | - What? |
| 951 | 00:38:41,990 | 00:38:43,819 | JOHN: You know what, I think I should google it. | JOHN: You know what, I think I should google it. |
| 952 | 00:38:43,820 | 00:38:45,110 | I'm gonna google it. Thanks. | I'm gonna google it. Thanks. |
| 953 | 00:38:51,950 | 00:38:53,619 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
| 954 | 00:38:53,620 | 00:38:55,750 | - Oh, hey. Hey. | - Oh, hey. Hey. |
| 955 | 00:39:00,460 | 00:39:02,509 | - How's it going? - Great. | - How's it going? - Great. |
| 956 | 00:39:02,510 | 00:39:08,009 | - I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. | - I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. |
| 957 | 00:39:08,010 | 00:39:09,759 | - [ABBY CHUCKLES] | - [ABBY CHUCKLES] |
| 958 | 00:39:09,760 | 00:39:12,309 | - Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything. | - Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything. |
| 959 | 00:39:12,310 | 00:39:14,429 | I was out there before you came out. | I was out there before you came out. |
| 960 | 00:39:14,430 | 00:39:17,100 | You didn't see me, but, um... | You didn't see me, but, um... |
| 961 | 00:39:18,560 | 00:39:20,859 | I can relate. | I can relate. |
| 962 | 00:39:20,860 | 00:39:22,860 | - Like, to what? | - Like, to what? |
| 963 | 00:39:27,030 | 00:39:28,279 | - Nothing. | - Nothing. |
| 964 | 00:39:28,280 | 00:39:29,369 | [CLEARS THROAT] | [CLEARS THROAT] |
| 965 | 00:39:29,370 | 00:39:31,079 | Nothing. [INHALES DEEPLY] | Nothing. [INHALES DEEPLY] |
| 966 | 00:39:31,080 | 00:39:33,200 | [SIGHS] Okay. I'm gonna go back inside. | [SIGHS] Okay. I'm gonna go back inside. |
| 967 | 00:39:34,580 | 00:39:38,999 | I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again. | I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again. |
| 968 | 00:39:39,000 | 00:39:41,000 | - [CHUCKLES] - So... | - [CHUCKLES] - So... |
| 969 | 00:39:42,130 | 00:39:43,880 | I like your jacket. [SIGHS] | I like your jacket. [SIGHS] |
| 970 | 00:39:44,880 | 00:39:47,180 | Okay. [SHIVERS] | Okay. [SHIVERS] |
| 971 | 00:39:49,300 | 00:39:52,559 | [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] - Thank you. Thank you so much. | [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] - Thank you. Thank you so much. |
| 972 | 00:39:52,560 | 00:39:55,889 | Will you all please join me in welcoming | Will you all please join me in welcoming |
| 973 | 00:39:55,890 | 00:40:00,519 | my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell. | my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell. |
| 974 | 00:40:00,520 | 00:40:02,320 | - [CHEERING] | - [CHEERING] |
| 975 | 00:40:04,070 | 00:40:06,109 | TED: Thank you so much. Thank you. | TED: Thank you so much. Thank you. |
| 976 | 00:40:06,110 | 00:40:08,029 | Isn't this the best time of year? | Isn't this the best time of year? |
| 977 | 00:40:08,030 | 00:40:09,489 | I mean, really. | I mean, really. |
| 978 | 00:40:09,490 | 00:40:11,449 | I know we're all having a great time tonight, | I know we're all having a great time tonight, |
| 979 | 00:40:11,450 | 00:40:13,279 | so I will be brief. | so I will be brief. |
| 980 | 00:40:13,280 | 00:40:15,659 | I've accomplished a lot in my life, | I've accomplished a lot in my life, |
| 981 | 00:40:15,660 | 00:40:18,079 | and serving you on the city council | and serving you on the city council |
| 982 | 00:40:18,080 | 00:40:22,839 | is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences. | is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences. |
| 983 | 00:40:22,840 | 00:40:25,129 | But I'm ready for more. | But I'm ready for more. |
| 984 | 00:40:25,130 | 00:40:26,339 | - [CHEERING] | - [CHEERING] |
| 985 | 00:40:26,340 | 00:40:29,299 | TED: These are turbulent times, | TED: These are turbulent times, |
| 986 | 00:40:29,300 | 00:40:33,349 | and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in | and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in |
| 987 | 00:40:33,350 | 00:40:35,929 | through the cracks of our community | through the cracks of our community |
| 988 | 00:40:35,930 | 00:40:40,019 | is by making sure there are no cracks. | is by making sure there are no cracks. |
| 989 | 00:40:40,020 | 00:40:42,020 | - [CHEERING] - No cracks! | - [CHEERING] - No cracks! |
| 990 | 00:40:44,270 | 00:40:48,739 | TED: Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith, | TED: Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith, |
| 991 | 00:40:48,740 | 00:40:54,199 | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. |
| 992 | 00:40:54,200 | 00:40:56,289 | I have loved being your city councilman, | I have loved being your city councilman, |
| 993 | 00:40:56,290 | 00:40:58,449 | and I can't wait to be your mayor. | and I can't wait to be your mayor. |
| 994 | 00:40:58,450 | 00:40:59,749 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
| 995 | 00:40:59,750 | 00:41:01,539 | - [CHEERING] | - [CHEERING] |
| 996 | 00:41:01,540 | 00:41:03,540 | [CAMERA CLICKING RAPIDLY] | [CAMERA CLICKING RAPIDLY] |
| 997 | 00:41:05,710 | 00:41:07,710 | ♪ holiday music ♪ | ♪ holiday music ♪ |
| 998 | 00:41:14,140 | 00:41:15,390 | [CELL PHONE CHIMES] | [CELL PHONE CHIMES] |
| 999 | 00:41:25,060 | 00:41:27,279 | [CAMERA CLICKS] | [CAMERA CLICKS] |
| 1000 | 00:41:27,280 | 00:41:28,940 | [PHONE CHIMES] | [PHONE CHIMES] |
| 1001 | 00:41:32,820 | 00:41:34,450 | [PHONE CHIMES] | [PHONE CHIMES] |
| 1002 | 00:41:40,910 | 00:41:43,000 | - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] | - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] |
| 1003 | 00:41:44,040 | 00:41:47,049 | [ON VIDEO] TED: ...the way I can ensure depravity | [ON VIDEO] TED: ...the way I can ensure depravity |
| 1004 | 00:41:47,050 | 00:41:50,299 | doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community | doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community |
| 1005 | 00:41:50,300 | 00:41:53,469 | is by making sure there are no cracks. | is by making sure there are no cracks. |
| 1006 | 00:41:53,470 | 00:41:56,389 | - [CHEERING ON VIDEO] | - [CHEERING ON VIDEO] |
| 1007 | 00:41:56,390 | 00:41:57,969 | [DISTANT DOOR CLOSES] | [DISTANT DOOR CLOSES] |
| 1008 | 00:41:57,970 | 00:41:59,769 | [ON VIDEO] TED: Look, our foundation is built | [ON VIDEO] TED: Look, our foundation is built |
| 1009 | 00:41:59,770 | 00:42:03,189 | on family, tradition and faith, | on family, tradition and faith, |
| 1010 | 00:42:03,190 | 00:42:08,270 | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. | and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. |
| 1011 | 00:42:11,780 | 00:42:13,780 | [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] | [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] |
| 1012 | 00:42:15,950 | 00:42:17,739 | [ON TV] MAN: Um, for the chicken breast, | [ON TV] MAN: Um, for the chicken breast, |
| 1013 | 00:42:17,740 | 00:42:21,999 | we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey... | we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey... |
| 1014 | 00:42:22,000 | 00:42:24,370 | [FOOTSTEPS] [TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] | [FOOTSTEPS] [TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] |
| 1015 | 00:42:33,840 | 00:42:35,129 | - [SIGHS] | - [SIGHS] |
| 1016 | 00:42:35,130 | 00:42:36,680 | [FOOTSTEPS PASSING] | [FOOTSTEPS PASSING] |
| 1017 | 00:42:39,260 | 00:42:40,810 | [PHONE CHIMES] | [PHONE CHIMES] |
| 1018 | 00:42:44,060 | 00:42:45,270 | - [GASPS] | - [GASPS] |
| 1019 | 00:42:47,150 | 00:42:49,109 | - Whoa. [WHIRRING] | - Whoa. [WHIRRING] |
| 1020 | 00:42:49,110 | 00:42:50,230 | Shit. Shit! | Shit. Shit! |
| 1021 | 00:42:51,070 | 00:42:52,569 | Come on. Come on. | Come on. Come on. |
| 1022 | 00:42:52,570 | 00:42:54,650 | Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no. | Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no. |
| 1023 | 00:42:56,780 | 00:42:59,029 | [CLATTERING] | [CLATTERING] |
| 1024 | 00:42:59,030 | 00:43:00,539 | Oh! - [SCREAMS] | Oh! - [SCREAMS] |
| 1025 | 00:43:00,540 | 00:43:04,209 | Abby, what are you doing in the closet? | Abby, what are you doing in the closet? |
| 1026 | 00:43:04,210 | 00:43:07,499 | - I-- Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking. | - I-- Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking. |
| 1027 | 00:43:07,500 | 00:43:09,499 | - Oh, that is very dangerous. | - Oh, that is very dangerous. |
| 1028 | 00:43:09,500 | 00:43:11,499 | I once took too many Ambien, | I once took too many Ambien, |
| 1029 | 00:43:11,500 | 00:43:13,629 | and I bought a racehorse online. | and I bought a racehorse online. |
| 1030 | 00:43:13,630 | 00:43:15,009 | ABBY: Oh. TIPPER: Okay. | ABBY: Oh. TIPPER: Okay. |
| 1031 | 00:43:15,010 | 00:43:16,589 | You need to go back downstairs, Abby. | You need to go back downstairs, Abby. |
| 1032 | 00:43:16,590 | 00:43:18,089 | - Okay. - Carefully. | - Okay. - Carefully. |
| 1033 | 00:43:18,090 | 00:43:19,549 | ABBY: Yeah, uh-- - Are you all right to do that? | ABBY: Yeah, uh-- - Are you all right to do that? |
| 1034 | 00:43:19,550 | 00:43:21,259 | ABBY: Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too. | ABBY: Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too. |
| 1035 | 00:43:21,260 | 00:43:23,809 | God, I-I was in such a daze. TIPPER: I'll get all this. | God, I-I was in such a daze. TIPPER: I'll get all this. |
| 1036 | 00:43:23,810 | 00:43:24,849 | ABBY: Okay. - Go on. | ABBY: Okay. - Go on. |
| 1037 | 00:43:24,850 | 00:43:25,850 | ABBY: Um, I-I was-- | ABBY: Um, I-I was-- |
| 1038 | 00:43:25,851 | 00:43:27,399 | - Do you want me to come with you? | - Do you want me to come with you? |
| 1039 | 00:43:27,400 | 00:43:28,479 | ABBY: No, thank you. | ABBY: No, thank you. |
| 1040 | 00:43:28,480 | 00:43:29,610 | I'm sorry about this. | I'm sorry about this. |
| 1041 | 00:43:31,230 | 00:43:32,609 | [GASPS] - [HARPER GROWLS PLAYFULLY] | [GASPS] - [HARPER GROWLS PLAYFULLY] |
| 1042 | 00:43:32,610 | 00:43:35,109 | - Oh, my God. [LAUGHS] | - Oh, my God. [LAUGHS] |
| 1043 | 00:43:35,110 | 00:43:37,409 | How did you get down here? | How did you get down here? |
| 1044 | 00:43:37,410 | 00:43:39,369 | - When I saw that mess upstairs, | - When I saw that mess upstairs, |
| 1045 | 00:43:39,370 | 00:43:41,869 | I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. | I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. |
| 1046 | 00:43:41,870 | 00:43:43,539 | - What do you want to do for two hours? | - What do you want to do for two hours? |
| 1047 | 00:43:43,540 | 00:43:45,500 | - I don't know. - Hmm. | - I don't know. - Hmm. |
| 1048 | 00:43:53,550 | 00:43:55,550 | [BIRDS CHIRPING] | [BIRDS CHIRPING] |
| 1049 | 00:44:05,480 | 00:44:07,100 | HARPER: Mm. | HARPER: Mm. |
| 1050 | 00:44:08,600 | 00:44:10,309 | [FOOTSTEPS IN HALL] | [FOOTSTEPS IN HALL] |
| 1051 | 00:44:10,310 | 00:44:12,319 | [KNOCKING] - [BOTH GASP] | [KNOCKING] - [BOTH GASP] |
| 1052 | 00:44:12,320 | 00:44:14,279 | TIPPER: Abby? - Shit. | TIPPER: Abby? - Shit. |
| 1053 | 00:44:14,280 | 00:44:15,689 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
| 1054 | 00:44:15,690 | 00:44:17,149 | TIPPER: Abby, honey, are you okay? | TIPPER: Abby, honey, are you okay? |
| 1055 | 00:44:17,150 | 00:44:19,109 | Uh-huh. I'm-I'm-I'm okay. | Uh-huh. I'm-I'm-I'm okay. |
| 1056 | 00:44:19,110 | 00:44:21,029 | - [WHISPERS] I can't believe I fell asleep. | - [WHISPERS] I can't believe I fell asleep. |
| 1057 | 00:44:21,030 | 00:44:23,789 | TIPPER: Um, I think there's something against the door. | TIPPER: Um, I think there's something against the door. |
| 1058 | 00:44:23,790 | 00:44:25,789 | ABBY: Um, I'm just moving it right now. | ABBY: Um, I'm just moving it right now. |
| 1059 | 00:44:25,790 | 00:44:27,000 | Sorry. It's heavy. | Sorry. It's heavy. |
| 1060 | 00:44:28,080 | 00:44:29,119 | Morning. | Morning. |
| 1061 | 00:44:29,120 | 00:44:31,079 | - Why did you block the door? | - Why did you block the door? |
| 1062 | 00:44:31,080 | 00:44:33,590 | - I-I didn't want to sleepwalk again. | - I-I didn't want to sleepwalk again. |
| 1063 | 00:44:35,090 | 00:44:37,259 | - Well, sorry to barge in. | - Well, sorry to barge in. |
| 1064 | 00:44:37,260 | 00:44:39,379 | The twins usually stay down here. | The twins usually stay down here. |
| 1065 | 00:44:39,380 | 00:44:41,299 | I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy. | I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy. |
| 1066 | 00:44:41,300 | 00:44:42,429 | - Morning, kids. | - Morning, kids. |
| 1067 | 00:44:42,430 | 00:44:44,599 | - Morning. TED: Abby. | - Morning. TED: Abby. |
| 1068 | 00:44:44,600 | 00:44:46,889 | Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know | Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know |
| 1069 | 00:44:46,890 | 00:44:50,520 | I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party. | I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party. |
| 1070 | 00:44:51,560 | 00:44:52,609 | - What? | - What? |
| 1071 | 00:44:52,610 | 00:44:53,689 | TED: Well, you heard what she said. | TED: Well, you heard what she said. |
| 1072 | 00:44:53,690 | 00:44:56,609 | - [TIPPER SIGHS] TED: It's not just about me. | - [TIPPER SIGHS] TED: It's not just about me. |
| 1073 | 00:44:56,610 | 00:44:58,439 | It's about our whole family. | It's about our whole family. |
| 1074 | 00:44:58,440 | 00:45:01,029 | And what is a better representation of our family | And what is a better representation of our family |
| 1075 | 00:45:01,030 | 00:45:04,330 | than your Christmas Eve party? | than your Christmas Eve party? |
| 1076 | 00:45:05,370 | 00:45:07,200 | - It is legendary. | - It is legendary. |
| 1077 | 00:45:08,700 | 00:45:09,959 | TED: Mwah! - [TIPPER SIGHS] | TED: Mwah! - [TIPPER SIGHS] |
| 1078 | 00:45:09,960 | 00:45:11,869 | TED: Have a good day. - You know I will. | TED: Have a good day. - You know I will. |
| 1079 | 00:45:11,870 | 00:45:13,129 | TIPPER: Can't even believe that. | TIPPER: Can't even believe that. |
| 1080 | 00:45:13,130 | 00:45:15,289 | That is two more people on the guest list. | That is two more people on the guest list. |
| 1081 | 00:45:15,290 | 00:45:18,049 | I basically have to reimagine the entire party. | I basically have to reimagine the entire party. |
| 1082 | 00:45:18,050 | 00:45:19,719 | - [SIGHS] Man. | - [SIGHS] Man. |
| 1083 | 00:45:19,720 | 00:45:21,339 | - Found it. | - Found it. |
| 1084 | 00:45:21,340 | 00:45:23,929 | Okay, come on, you two. | Okay, come on, you two. |
| 1085 | 00:45:23,930 | 00:45:25,850 | Let's look at it. | Let's look at it. |
| 1086 | 00:45:28,180 | 00:45:29,929 | - [WHISPERS] That was very, very close. | - [WHISPERS] That was very, very close. |
| 1087 | 00:45:29,930 | 00:45:31,439 | - We shouldn't have done that. | - We shouldn't have done that. |
| 1088 | 00:45:31,440 | 00:45:34,559 | - Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... - This is the last batch. | - Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... - This is the last batch. |
| 1089 | 00:45:34,560 | 00:45:36,899 | - ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies | - ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies |
| 1090 | 00:45:36,900 | 00:45:38,069 | and decorated them. - No. | and decorated them. - No. |
| 1091 | 00:45:38,070 | 00:45:40,899 | SLOANE: We're making these for the party. | SLOANE: We're making these for the party. |
| 1092 | 00:45:40,900 | 00:45:42,159 | - Okay, I'm off. | - Okay, I'm off. |
| 1093 | 00:45:42,160 | 00:45:43,569 | - What? Where are you going? | - What? Where are you going? |
| 1094 | 00:45:43,570 | 00:45:45,489 | - Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor. | - Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor. |
| 1095 | 00:45:45,490 | 00:45:46,699 | He's gonna introduce us. | He's gonna introduce us. |
| 1096 | 00:45:46,700 | 00:45:48,369 | - Great. Right. ERIC: Yeah. | - Great. Right. ERIC: Yeah. |
| 1097 | 00:45:48,370 | 00:45:49,370 | Bye, babe. | Bye, babe. |
| 1098 | 00:45:49,371 | 00:45:50,539 | TIPPER: It just runs everywhere. | TIPPER: It just runs everywhere. |
| 1099 | 00:45:50,540 | 00:45:51,619 | - Bye, kids. - That's right. That's right. | - Bye, kids. - That's right. That's right. |
| 1100 | 00:45:51,620 | 00:45:52,789 | KIDS: Bye, Daddy. | KIDS: Bye, Daddy. |
| 1101 | 00:45:52,790 | 00:45:53,999 | - Jane. Oh, my God. | - Jane. Oh, my God. |
| 1102 | 00:45:54,000 | 00:45:55,499 | - I'm just gonna do a button. Can I-- - No, no. | - I'm just gonna do a button. Can I-- - No, no. |
| 1103 | 00:45:55,500 | 00:45:56,999 | - You can't decorate these. - But they have buttons. | - You can't decorate these. - But they have buttons. |
| 1104 | 00:45:57,000 | 00:45:58,709 | - And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number. | - And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number. |
| 1105 | 00:45:58,710 | 00:46:00,339 | - Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa? | - Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa? |
| 1106 | 00:46:00,340 | 00:46:01,799 | - Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time | - Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time |
| 1107 | 00:46:01,800 | 00:46:03,679 | to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just-- | to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just-- |
| 1108 | 00:46:03,680 | 00:46:05,509 | - Oh, take them to see Santa Claus. | - Oh, take them to see Santa Claus. |
| 1109 | 00:46:05,510 | 00:46:07,809 | This could be the last year that they see him. | This could be the last year that they see him. |
| 1110 | 00:46:07,810 | 00:46:09,099 | - Why? Is Santa dying? | - Why? Is Santa dying? |
| 1111 | 00:46:09,100 | 00:46:10,809 | - No. - Are we dying? | - No. - Are we dying? |
| 1112 | 00:46:10,810 | 00:46:13,099 | - No. Fine, I will take you. | - No. Fine, I will take you. |
| 1113 | 00:46:13,100 | 00:46:15,269 | I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway. | I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway. |
| 1114 | 00:46:15,270 | 00:46:17,609 | Did you guys get yours? - Yes. | Did you guys get yours? - Yes. |
| 1115 | 00:46:17,610 | 00:46:20,229 | - [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I'm making something very special. | - [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I'm making something very special. |
| 1116 | 00:46:20,230 | 00:46:21,609 | - Uh, what is white elephant? | - Uh, what is white elephant? |
| 1117 | 00:46:21,610 | 00:46:23,529 | TIPPER: Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do | TIPPER: Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do |
| 1118 | 00:46:23,530 | 00:46:25,949 | every year at our Christmas Eve party. - Oh. | every year at our Christmas Eve party. - Oh. |
| 1119 | 00:46:25,950 | 00:46:27,909 | - And I guess you don't know what it is | - And I guess you don't know what it is |
| 1120 | 00:46:27,910 | 00:46:30,449 | because Harper forgot to tell you about it. | because Harper forgot to tell you about it. |
| 1121 | 00:46:30,450 | 00:46:32,369 | - I'm sorry. - That's okay. | - I'm sorry. - That's okay. |
| 1122 | 00:46:32,370 | 00:46:33,789 | I-I can run out and grab one today. | I-I can run out and grab one today. |
| 1123 | 00:46:33,790 | 00:46:37,629 | - Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall. | - Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall. |
| 1124 | 00:46:37,630 | 00:46:40,169 | - Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office | - Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office |
| 1125 | 00:46:40,170 | 00:46:42,419 | and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight. | and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight. |
| 1126 | 00:46:42,420 | 00:46:44,339 | - Yeah, I wish I could go, | - Yeah, I wish I could go, |
| 1127 | 00:46:44,340 | 00:46:46,139 | but, um, I have to put the finishing touches | but, um, I have to put the finishing touches |
| 1128 | 00:46:46,140 | 00:46:48,349 | on my Christmas gifts. | on my Christmas gifts. |
| 1129 | 00:46:48,350 | 00:46:50,219 | - Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun. | - Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun. |
| 1130 | 00:46:50,220 | 00:46:52,179 | TIPPER: Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00. | TIPPER: Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00. |
| 1131 | 00:46:52,180 | 00:46:53,559 | - That's okay? | - That's okay? |
| 1132 | 00:46:53,560 | 00:46:56,559 | - We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight | - We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight |
| 1133 | 00:46:56,560 | 00:46:57,859 | before we leave for dinner. | before we leave for dinner. |
| 1134 | 00:46:57,860 | 00:46:59,019 | - Yes. - Yes. | - Yes. - Yes. |
| 1135 | 00:46:59,020 | 00:47:01,030 | ♪ holiday music playing over speakers ♪ | ♪ holiday music playing over speakers ♪ |
| 1136 | 00:47:09,620 | 00:47:11,289 | - Oh. Hey. | - Oh. Hey. |
| 1137 | 00:47:11,290 | 00:47:13,999 | Hey. Can you watch them for a bit? | Hey. Can you watch them for a bit? |
| 1138 | 00:47:14,000 | 00:47:16,119 | I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them | I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them |
| 1139 | 00:47:16,120 | 00:47:19,339 | [HUSHED] the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so... | [HUSHED] the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so... |
| 1140 | 00:47:19,340 | 00:47:20,629 | Is that all right? | Is that all right? |
| 1141 | 00:47:20,630 | 00:47:21,749 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1142 | 00:47:21,750 | 00:47:23,259 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1143 | 00:47:23,260 | 00:47:25,009 | - Okay. Thank you. | - Okay. Thank you. |
| 1144 | 00:47:25,010 | 00:47:27,089 | Be good, you two. | Be good, you two. |
| 1145 | 00:47:27,090 | 00:47:30,049 | ♪ playful holiday music ♪ | ♪ playful holiday music ♪ |
| 1146 | 00:47:30,050 | 00:47:34,139 | - Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over-- | - Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over-- |
| 1147 | 00:47:34,140 | 00:47:35,559 | Want to-- Come on. | Want to-- Come on. |
| 1148 | 00:47:35,560 | 00:47:37,939 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 1149 | 00:47:37,940 | 00:47:39,480 | [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] | [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] |
| 1150 | 00:47:41,860 | 00:47:44,690 | - Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning? | - Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning? |
| 1151 | 00:47:45,740 | 00:47:48,279 | - Uh, we were playing a game. | - Uh, we were playing a game. |
| 1152 | 00:47:48,280 | 00:47:49,949 | - Like hide-and-seek? | - Like hide-and-seek? |
| 1153 | 00:47:49,950 | 00:47:51,579 | - Yeah, like hide-and-seek. | - Yeah, like hide-and-seek. |
| 1154 | 00:47:51,580 | 00:47:53,159 | MAGNUS: We love that game. | MAGNUS: We love that game. |
| 1155 | 00:47:53,160 | 00:47:55,159 | - What do you guys think about this white elephant game? | - What do you guys think about this white elephant game? |
| 1156 | 00:47:55,160 | 00:47:56,999 | What gift should I get? Can you help me? | What gift should I get? Can you help me? |
| 1157 | 00:47:57,000 | 00:47:58,749 | - How about this? | - How about this? |
| 1158 | 00:47:58,750 | 00:48:00,379 | - That is nice. | - That is nice. |
| 1159 | 00:48:00,380 | 00:48:03,709 | I was thinking maybe something everyone might like. | I was thinking maybe something everyone might like. |
| 1160 | 00:48:03,710 | 00:48:05,589 | Like, um... | Like, um... |
| 1161 | 00:48:05,590 | 00:48:08,259 | I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually. | I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually. |
| 1162 | 00:48:08,260 | 00:48:10,679 | Someone might want to have that. | Someone might want to have that. |
| 1163 | 00:48:10,680 | 00:48:13,100 | Seems Christmassy. | Seems Christmassy. |
| 1164 | 00:48:14,720 | 00:48:16,559 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1165 | 00:48:16,560 | 00:48:18,389 | Hey, come on. Um... | Hey, come on. Um... |
| 1166 | 00:48:18,390 | 00:48:20,349 | Hey, Carolyn. | Hey, Carolyn. |
| 1167 | 00:48:20,350 | 00:48:21,860 | Hey, it's good to see you. | Hey, it's good to see you. |
| 1168 | 00:48:23,190 | 00:48:25,189 | I'm Abby. We met last night. | I'm Abby. We met last night. |
| 1169 | 00:48:25,190 | 00:48:27,189 | I'm Harper Caldwell's friend. | I'm Harper Caldwell's friend. |
| 1170 | 00:48:27,190 | 00:48:29,699 | - [GASPS] Oh! Oh, yes. | - [GASPS] Oh! Oh, yes. |
| 1171 | 00:48:29,700 | 00:48:31,949 | [CHUCKLING] Yes, of course. | [CHUCKLING] Yes, of course. |
| 1172 | 00:48:31,950 | 00:48:33,240 | Mm. | Mm. |
| 1173 | 00:48:34,740 | 00:48:37,290 | It's lovely seeing you. | It's lovely seeing you. |
| 1174 | 00:48:38,330 | 00:48:40,530 | - Hey, I'm-I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight. | - Hey, I'm-I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight. |
| 1175 | 00:48:41,380 | 00:48:43,420 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
| 1176 | 00:48:46,420 | 00:48:48,299 | Have-have a nice day. I'll see you later. | Have-have a nice day. I'll see you later. |
| 1177 | 00:48:48,300 | 00:48:50,339 | [ALARM BLARING] CRYSTAL: Hey! Ma'am! | [ALARM BLARING] CRYSTAL: Hey! Ma'am! |
| 1178 | 00:48:50,340 | 00:48:51,759 | ED: Oh, ma'am! CRYSTAL: Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there. | ED: Oh, ma'am! CRYSTAL: Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there. |
| 1179 | 00:48:51,760 | 00:48:53,799 | ED: Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. - Okay. | ED: Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. - Okay. |
| 1180 | 00:48:53,800 | 00:48:54,969 | CRYSTAL: Miss, put it down. ED: Ma'am! | CRYSTAL: Miss, put it down. ED: Ma'am! |
| 1181 | 00:48:54,970 | 00:48:57,559 | Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me. | Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me. |
| 1182 | 00:48:57,560 | 00:48:58,889 | You want to explain that? ABBY: A-As I've said, | You want to explain that? ABBY: A-As I've said, |
| 1183 | 00:48:58,890 | 00:49:01,349 | I did not put that in my bag. There might-- | I did not put that in my bag. There might-- |
| 1184 | 00:49:01,350 | 00:49:03,359 | - Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... - Oh. | - Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... - Oh. |
| 1185 | 00:49:03,360 | 00:49:06,479 | - ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding. | - ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding. |
| 1186 | 00:49:06,480 | 00:49:08,989 | - Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag. | - Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag. |
| 1187 | 00:49:08,990 | 00:49:10,529 | - [STAMMERS] CRYSTAL: Did you check it for legs, or-- | - [STAMMERS] CRYSTAL: Did you check it for legs, or-- |
| 1188 | 00:49:10,530 | 00:49:11,859 | - I haven't checked it for legs. - You haven't done that. | - I haven't checked it for legs. - You haven't done that. |
| 1189 | 00:49:11,860 | 00:49:13,779 | - I'm not suggesting that it grew legs. | - I'm not suggesting that it grew legs. |
| 1190 | 00:49:13,780 | 00:49:15,739 | - It's not looking good, sweetie. | - It's not looking good, sweetie. |
| 1191 | 00:49:15,740 | 00:49:16,949 | - Pittsburgh, huh? | - Pittsburgh, huh? |
| 1192 | 00:49:16,950 | 00:49:18,249 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1193 | 00:49:18,250 | 00:49:19,959 | - What are you doing down this way? | - What are you doing down this way? |
| 1194 | 00:49:19,960 | 00:49:21,329 | - You pulling a job? | - You pulling a job? |
| 1195 | 00:49:21,330 | 00:49:22,669 | Jacking a roost? | Jacking a roost? |
| 1196 | 00:49:22,670 | 00:49:24,289 | - What was that? CRYSTAL: Yeah, hocking crank | - What was that? CRYSTAL: Yeah, hocking crank |
| 1197 | 00:49:24,290 | 00:49:25,629 | and breaking bad? | and breaking bad? |
| 1198 | 00:49:25,630 | 00:49:27,669 | - I'm not doing any of those things. ED: Smash and grab? | - I'm not doing any of those things. ED: Smash and grab? |
| 1199 | 00:49:27,670 | 00:49:29,719 | - I-I didn't take this necklace. CRYSTAL: Wow. | - I-I didn't take this necklace. CRYSTAL: Wow. |
| 1200 | 00:49:29,720 | 00:49:31,679 | ABBY: I'm sure that you could review some footage. | ABBY: I'm sure that you could review some footage. |
| 1201 | 00:49:31,680 | 00:49:32,680 | Aren't there cameras in malls? | Aren't there cameras in malls? |
| 1202 | 00:49:32,681 | 00:49:34,679 | - Are you telling me how to do my job? ABBY: There are cameras everywhere. | - Are you telling me how to do my job? ABBY: There are cameras everywhere. |
| 1203 | 00:49:34,680 | 00:49:35,889 | CRYSTAL: You're gonna regret it. - No. | CRYSTAL: You're gonna regret it. - No. |
| 1204 | 00:49:35,890 | 00:49:37,009 | ED: You know what? Fine. - No, I'm not doing any-- | ED: You know what? Fine. - No, I'm not doing any-- |
| 1205 | 00:49:37,010 | 00:49:38,969 | - Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? - Good freaking luck. | - Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? - Good freaking luck. |
| 1206 | 00:49:38,970 | 00:49:40,389 | ED: You're in charge now. CRYSTAL: Yeah. | ED: You're in charge now. CRYSTAL: Yeah. |
| 1207 | 00:49:40,390 | 00:49:41,889 | - Can you believe-- - No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay? | - Can you believe-- - No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay? |
| 1208 | 00:49:41,890 | 00:49:43,649 | ED: Go ahead. CRYSTAL: I'm gonna make this little birdie | ED: Go ahead. CRYSTAL: I'm gonna make this little birdie |
| 1209 | 00:49:43,650 | 00:49:45,900 | go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau-- - Go ahead. | go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau-- - Go ahead. |
| 1210 | 00:49:47,400 | 00:49:49,029 | - Eugene. - [EUGENE STAMMERS] | - Eugene. - [EUGENE STAMMERS] |
| 1211 | 00:49:49,030 | 00:49:50,439 | - Goddamn it. We're-- - What are you-- | - Goddamn it. We're-- - What are you-- |
| 1212 | 00:49:50,440 | 00:49:51,859 | - I heard there were Cruffins in here. | - I heard there were Cruffins in here. |
| 1213 | 00:49:51,860 | 00:49:52,949 | - No. | - No. |
| 1214 | 00:49:52,950 | 00:49:54,409 | - There aren't any Cruffins. | - There aren't any Cruffins. |
| 1215 | 00:49:54,410 | 00:49:56,409 | EUGENE: There's not, or there were? Were there? | EUGENE: There's not, or there were? Were there? |
| 1216 | 00:49:56,410 | 00:49:58,409 | CRYSTAL: No, we stopped keeping food in here. ED: No. | CRYSTAL: No, we stopped keeping food in here. ED: No. |
| 1217 | 00:49:58,410 | 00:49:59,749 | HARPER: Dad, Abby would never do this. | HARPER: Dad, Abby would never do this. |
| 1218 | 00:49:59,750 | 00:50:00,959 | SLOANE: Go get ready quick, quick, quick, | SLOANE: Go get ready quick, quick, quick, |
| 1219 | 00:50:00,960 | 00:50:02,119 | because we're late now. | because we're late now. |
| 1220 | 00:50:02,120 | 00:50:03,289 | TED: This isn't a conversation, Harper. | TED: This isn't a conversation, Harper. |
| 1221 | 00:50:03,290 | 00:50:04,290 | HARPER: Please, Dad, just be-- | HARPER: Please, Dad, just be-- |
| 1222 | 00:50:04,291 | 00:50:05,789 | [HUSHED] TIPPER: Shh! Quiet. | [HUSHED] TIPPER: Shh! Quiet. |
| 1223 | 00:50:05,790 | 00:50:07,419 | HARPER: Okay. I'm sorry. TIPPER: Oh, I know. I know. | HARPER: Okay. I'm sorry. TIPPER: Oh, I know. I know. |
| 1224 | 00:50:07,420 | 00:50:09,170 | HARPER: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | HARPER: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 1225 | 00:50:14,510 | 00:50:16,549 | - I didn't do it. | - I didn't do it. |
| 1226 | 00:50:16,550 | 00:50:17,889 | - Baby, I know. | - Baby, I know. |
| 1227 | 00:50:17,890 | 00:50:21,679 | But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner. | But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner. |
| 1228 | 00:50:21,680 | 00:50:23,769 | Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways. | Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways. |
| 1229 | 00:50:23,770 | 00:50:25,399 | You're lucky you don't have to go. | You're lucky you don't have to go. |
| 1230 | 00:50:25,400 | 00:50:27,400 | Come here. | Come here. |
| 1231 | 00:50:29,190 | 00:50:31,439 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
| 1232 | 00:50:31,440 | 00:50:35,109 | Can we hang out tonight after the dinner? | Can we hang out tonight after the dinner? |
| 1233 | 00:50:35,110 | 00:50:37,579 | My friends want to go out, and-and we can go with them | My friends want to go out, and-and we can go with them |
| 1234 | 00:50:37,580 | 00:50:39,989 | or we can not go with them, but... | or we can not go with them, but... |
| 1235 | 00:50:39,990 | 00:50:42,619 | I just think we-we need a break | I just think we-we need a break |
| 1236 | 00:50:42,620 | 00:50:44,709 | from the family. | from the family. |
| 1237 | 00:50:44,710 | 00:50:46,130 | - Yeah, s-- [KNOCKING] | - Yeah, s-- [KNOCKING] |
| 1238 | 00:50:47,710 | 00:50:49,839 | - Harper, we have got to go. | - Harper, we have got to go. |
| 1239 | 00:50:49,840 | 00:50:51,339 | Come on, we're gonna be late. | Come on, we're gonna be late. |
| 1240 | 00:50:51,340 | 00:50:53,049 | - Okay. [SIGHS] | - Okay. [SIGHS] |
| 1241 | 00:50:53,050 | 00:50:54,469 | I'll see you later? ABBY: Mm-hmm. | I'll see you later? ABBY: Mm-hmm. |
| 1242 | 00:50:54,470 | 00:50:55,589 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 1243 | 00:50:55,590 | 00:50:56,929 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1244 | 00:50:56,930 | 00:50:59,349 | TIPPER: We weren't able to get the photo again. | TIPPER: We weren't able to get the photo again. |
| 1245 | 00:50:59,350 | 00:51:00,599 | [DOOR CLOSES] | [DOOR CLOSES] |
| 1246 | 00:51:00,600 | 00:51:02,599 | ["BLAME IT ON CHRISTMAS" BY SHEA DIAMOND PLAYING] | ["BLAME IT ON CHRISTMAS" BY SHEA DIAMOND PLAYING] |
| 1247 | 00:51:02,600 | 00:51:04,600 | ♪ Blame it on Christmas ♪ | ♪ Blame it on Christmas ♪ |
| 1248 | 00:51:06,020 | 00:51:09,190 | ♪ Why I'm out of control ♪ | ♪ Why I'm out of control ♪ |
| 1249 | 00:51:10,440 | 00:51:14,359 | ♪ Oh, give me forgiveness ♪ | ♪ Oh, give me forgiveness ♪ |
| 1250 | 00:51:14,360 | 00:51:17,870 | ♪ For what's about to unfold ♪ | ♪ For what's about to unfold ♪ |
| 1251 | 00:51:19,660 | 00:51:24,159 | ♪ 'Cause I just can't keep my cool ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I just can't keep my cool ♪ |
| 1252 | 00:51:24,160 | 00:51:28,499 | ♪ While I'm tiding all of this yule ♪ | ♪ While I'm tiding all of this yule ♪ |
| 1253 | 00:51:28,500 | 00:51:32,249 | ♪ Blame it on, blame it on Christmas ♪ | ♪ Blame it on, blame it on Christmas ♪ |
| 1254 | 00:51:32,250 | 00:51:34,840 | ♪ Ooh, why I'm acting a fool. ♪ | ♪ Ooh, why I'm acting a fool. ♪ |
| 1255 | 00:51:36,630 | 00:51:37,799 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
| 1256 | 00:51:37,800 | 00:51:39,849 | - We meet again. | - We meet again. |
| 1257 | 00:51:39,850 | 00:51:41,429 | [CHUCKLES] ABBY: Yeah. | [CHUCKLES] ABBY: Yeah. |
| 1258 | 00:51:41,430 | 00:51:43,059 | - No Harper? | - No Harper? |
| 1259 | 00:51:43,060 | 00:51:45,889 | - No, she's, um, with her family. | - No, she's, um, with her family. |
| 1260 | 00:51:45,890 | 00:51:47,849 | I-I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit. | I-I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit. |
| 1261 | 00:51:47,850 | 00:51:49,309 | What'd you get? | What'd you get? |
| 1262 | 00:51:49,310 | 00:51:51,979 | - Um... | - Um... |
| 1263 | 00:51:51,980 | 00:51:56,029 | Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party. | Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party. |
| 1264 | 00:51:56,030 | 00:51:57,989 | - Ah, you're going to that, too? | - Ah, you're going to that, too? |
| 1265 | 00:51:57,990 | 00:51:59,369 | - Oh, yeah. | - Oh, yeah. |
| 1266 | 00:51:59,370 | 00:52:01,199 | Yeah, my family goes every year. | Yeah, my family goes every year. |
| 1267 | 00:52:01,200 | 00:52:03,119 | It's, um... | It's, um... |
| 1268 | 00:52:03,120 | 00:52:05,199 | God, it's the best party of the year. | God, it's the best party of the year. |
| 1269 | 00:52:05,200 | 00:52:07,459 | - [LAUGHS] | - [LAUGHS] |
| 1270 | 00:52:07,460 | 00:52:10,039 | You know, I'm-I'm glad I ran into you, | You know, I'm-I'm glad I ran into you, |
| 1271 | 00:52:10,040 | 00:52:13,209 | 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, | 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, |
| 1272 | 00:52:13,210 | 00:52:14,959 | it, like, really hurts. | it, like, really hurts. |
| 1273 | 00:52:14,960 | 00:52:18,589 | - Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um, | - Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um, |
| 1274 | 00:52:18,590 | 00:52:20,849 | contact stupiditis. | contact stupiditis. |
| 1275 | 00:52:20,850 | 00:52:23,099 | Um, because it's a stupid thing to do. | Um, because it's a stupid thing to do. |
| 1276 | 00:52:23,100 | 00:52:24,889 | - [LAUGHS] Yep. - Once you get to | - [LAUGHS] Yep. - Once you get to |
| 1277 | 00:52:24,890 | 00:52:26,769 | the finger-poking stage, you're-you're pretty much dead. | the finger-poking stage, you're-you're pretty much dead. |
| 1278 | 00:52:26,770 | 00:52:28,189 | - [SIGHS] | - [SIGHS] |
| 1279 | 00:52:28,190 | 00:52:31,519 | I'd really like to drink some alcohol. | I'd really like to drink some alcohol. |
| 1280 | 00:52:31,520 | 00:52:33,230 | Do you know where I could do that? | Do you know where I could do that? |
| 1281 | 00:52:34,900 | 00:52:36,570 | - Yes. | - Yes. |
| 1282 | 00:52:38,240 | 00:52:40,489 | - ♪ What is Christmas? ♪ | - ♪ What is Christmas? ♪ |
| 1283 | 00:52:40,490 | 00:52:43,119 | - ♪ Christmas is for caring ♪ - [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] | - ♪ Christmas is for caring ♪ - [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] |
| 1284 | 00:52:43,120 | 00:52:45,039 | - ♪ What is Christmas? ♪ | - ♪ What is Christmas? ♪ |
| 1285 | 00:52:45,040 | 00:52:47,789 | - ♪ Christmas is for sharing ♪ | - ♪ Christmas is for sharing ♪ |
| 1286 | 00:52:47,790 | 00:52:49,419 | - ♪ What is Christmas? ♪ | - ♪ What is Christmas? ♪ |
| 1287 | 00:52:49,420 | 00:52:52,249 | ♪ Can't you guess? ♪ | ♪ Can't you guess? ♪ |
| 1288 | 00:52:52,250 | 00:52:55,379 | - ♪ Christmas is for ha... ♪ | - ♪ Christmas is for ha... ♪ |
| 1289 | 00:52:55,380 | 00:52:56,839 | ♪ Penis ♪ | ♪ Penis ♪ |
| 1290 | 00:52:56,840 | 00:52:58,589 | RILEY: Yes, you are. - I wish. | RILEY: Yes, you are. - I wish. |
| 1291 | 00:52:58,590 | 00:53:00,429 | - Just tell me. - I wish I had a story, like-- | - Just tell me. - I wish I had a story, like-- |
| 1292 | 00:53:00,430 | 00:53:02,049 | - Did you steal it? - No. | - Did you steal it? - No. |
| 1293 | 00:53:02,050 | 00:53:05,719 | And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all. | And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all. |
| 1294 | 00:53:05,720 | 00:53:07,809 | - You've got to get one. - I'm trying. | - You've got to get one. - I'm trying. |
| 1295 | 00:53:07,810 | 00:53:09,389 | - I will help you with this. | - I will help you with this. |
| 1296 | 00:53:09,390 | 00:53:11,769 | I know a lot of places that aren't malls. | I know a lot of places that aren't malls. |
| 1297 | 00:53:11,770 | 00:53:13,059 | - That would be great. | - That would be great. |
| 1298 | 00:53:13,060 | 00:53:15,439 | SINGERS: ♪ And when does Christmas come? ♪ | SINGERS: ♪ And when does Christmas come? ♪ |
| 1299 | 00:53:15,440 | 00:53:19,109 | ♪ And when does Christmas leave? ♪ | ♪ And when does Christmas leave? ♪ |
| 1300 | 00:53:19,110 | 00:53:23,699 | - [LAUGHTER] SINGERS: ♪ It comes but never goes... ♪ | - [LAUGHTER] SINGERS: ♪ It comes but never goes... ♪ |
| 1301 | 00:53:23,700 | 00:53:26,909 | - What did you mean last night when you said you could relate? | - What did you mean last night when you said you could relate? |
| 1302 | 00:53:26,910 | 00:53:30,119 | - That was just a comment based on an assumption | - That was just a comment based on an assumption |
| 1303 | 00:53:30,120 | 00:53:33,040 | that I was making about you and Harper. | that I was making about you and Harper. |
| 1304 | 00:53:35,960 | 00:53:38,710 | - I think it's probably an accurate assumption. | - I think it's probably an accurate assumption. |
| 1305 | 00:53:40,970 | 00:53:43,139 | You don't have to talk to me about this stuff. | You don't have to talk to me about this stuff. |
| 1306 | 00:53:43,140 | 00:53:44,509 | I know it's weird, like-- | I know it's weird, like-- |
| 1307 | 00:53:44,510 | 00:53:46,389 | - So, what has she told you? | - So, what has she told you? |
| 1308 | 00:53:46,390 | 00:53:48,599 | - That you dated in high school. | - That you dated in high school. |
| 1309 | 00:53:48,600 | 00:53:50,849 | That you were her first girlfriend. | That you were her first girlfriend. |
| 1310 | 00:53:50,850 | 00:53:52,770 | That's about it. | That's about it. |
| 1311 | 00:53:54,150 | 00:53:55,900 | Is there more? RILEY: Mm-hmm. | Is there more? RILEY: Mm-hmm. |
| 1312 | 00:53:56,940 | 00:53:57,940 | Yeah, a little. | Yeah, a little. |
| 1313 | 00:54:00,900 | 00:54:02,910 | I mean... | I mean... |
| 1314 | 00:54:05,620 | 00:54:07,619 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1315 | 00:54:07,620 | 00:54:10,119 | Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable. | Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable. |
| 1316 | 00:54:10,120 | 00:54:11,829 | We were best friends. | We were best friends. |
| 1317 | 00:54:11,830 | 00:54:15,000 | And then, freshman year, we became more than friends. | And then, freshman year, we became more than friends. |
| 1318 | 00:54:16,250 | 00:54:18,250 | We started dating. | We started dating. |
| 1319 | 00:54:20,010 | 00:54:23,429 | But nobody knew that, obviously. | But nobody knew that, obviously. |
| 1320 | 00:54:23,430 | 00:54:26,469 | And we would, like, leave these little love letters | And we would, like, leave these little love letters |
| 1321 | 00:54:26,470 | 00:54:28,259 | in-in each other's lockers. | in-in each other's lockers. |
| 1322 | 00:54:28,260 | 00:54:31,389 | And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters, | And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters, |
| 1323 | 00:54:31,390 | 00:54:34,689 | and she asked Harper wh-what it was about, | and she asked Harper wh-what it was about, |
| 1324 | 00:54:34,690 | 00:54:39,479 | and Harper basically just said that I am gay | and Harper basically just said that I am gay |
| 1325 | 00:54:39,480 | 00:54:41,319 | and that I wouldn't leave her alone. | and that I wouldn't leave her alone. |
| 1326 | 00:54:41,320 | 00:54:44,279 | And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out, | And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out, |
| 1327 | 00:54:44,280 | 00:54:47,320 | and everybody was so awful to me. | and everybody was so awful to me. |
| 1328 | 00:54:48,370 | 00:54:50,410 | - I'm sorry, that's-- I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry, that's-- I'm sorry. |
| 1329 | 00:54:51,450 | 00:54:54,539 | - Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just | - Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just |
| 1330 | 00:54:54,540 | 00:54:58,249 | being in love with somebody that is... | being in love with somebody that is... |
| 1331 | 00:54:58,250 | 00:55:01,050 | too afraid to show the world who they are. | too afraid to show the world who they are. |
| 1332 | 00:55:07,970 | 00:55:09,680 | But that was a long time ago. | But that was a long time ago. |
| 1333 | 00:55:10,720 | 00:55:12,269 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1334 | 00:55:12,270 | 00:55:14,269 | [MUSIC ENDS] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] | [MUSIC ENDS] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] |
| 1335 | 00:55:14,270 | 00:55:16,269 | - Thank you! | - Thank you! |
| 1336 | 00:55:16,270 | 00:55:19,020 | All right, that's enough. | All right, that's enough. |
| 1337 | 00:55:20,070 | 00:55:23,859 | And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you. | And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you. |
| 1338 | 00:55:23,860 | 00:55:26,449 | - We're gonna ask you a... | - We're gonna ask you a... |
| 1339 | 00:55:26,450 | 00:55:28,069 | - Question. - ...question. | - Question. - ...question. |
| 1340 | 00:55:28,070 | 00:55:30,329 | And you are going to... | And you are going to... |
| 1341 | 00:55:30,330 | 00:55:31,909 | - Give us the answer. - ...answer. | - Give us the answer. - ...answer. |
| 1342 | 00:55:31,910 | 00:55:34,039 | - Yeah. - [LAUGHS] It's simple. | - Yeah. - [LAUGHS] It's simple. |
| 1343 | 00:55:34,040 | 00:55:35,619 | EM K. ULTRA: Here we go. | EM K. ULTRA: Here we go. |
| 1344 | 00:55:35,620 | 00:55:37,119 | [APPLAUSE] | [APPLAUSE] |
| 1345 | 00:55:37,120 | 00:55:40,129 | ♪ Who's got a beard that's long and white? ♪ | ♪ Who's got a beard that's long and white? ♪ |
| 1346 | 00:55:40,130 | 00:55:42,589 | [PATRONS SINGING] We're gonna sing. Ready? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. | [PATRONS SINGING] We're gonna sing. Ready? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. |
| 1347 | 00:55:42,590 | 00:55:45,219 | - ♪ Who comes around on a special night? ♪ | - ♪ Who comes around on a special night? ♪ |
| 1348 | 00:55:45,220 | 00:55:48,089 | - ♪ Santa comes around on a special night ♪ | - ♪ Santa comes around on a special night ♪ |
| 1349 | 00:55:48,090 | 00:55:50,599 | - ♪ Special night ♪ - ♪ Special night ♪ | - ♪ Special night ♪ - ♪ Special night ♪ |
| 1350 | 00:55:50,600 | 00:55:53,559 | - ♪ Beard that's white ♪ - ♪ Beard that's white ♪ | - ♪ Beard that's white ♪ - ♪ Beard that's white ♪ |
| 1351 | 00:55:53,560 | 00:55:54,979 | MISS L'TEAU: Everybody! - Whoa. | MISS L'TEAU: Everybody! - Whoa. |
| 1352 | 00:55:54,980 | 00:55:58,649 | ALL: ♪ Must be Santa, must be Santa ♪ | ALL: ♪ Must be Santa, must be Santa ♪ |
| 1353 | 00:55:58,650 | 00:56:01,149 | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ |
| 1354 | 00:56:01,150 | 00:56:04,109 | ♪ Santa Claus ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus ♪ |
| 1355 | 00:56:04,110 | 00:56:05,899 | - No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. - What? | - No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. - What? |
| 1356 | 00:56:05,900 | 00:56:07,859 | - Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now. | - Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now. |
| 1357 | 00:56:07,860 | 00:56:09,199 | RILEY: Yes! | RILEY: Yes! |
| 1358 | 00:56:09,200 | 00:56:11,579 | - ♪ Who's got boots and a suit of red? ♪ | - ♪ Who's got boots and a suit of red? ♪ |
| 1359 | 00:56:11,580 | 00:56:13,369 | - [LAUGHS] - Oh... [LAUGHS] | - [LAUGHS] - Oh... [LAUGHS] |
| 1360 | 00:56:13,370 | 00:56:15,999 | Come on, you want to hear her sing, right? | Come on, you want to hear her sing, right? |
| 1361 | 00:56:16,000 | 00:56:19,669 | MISS L'TEAU: Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing. [CHEERING] | MISS L'TEAU: Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing. [CHEERING] |
| 1362 | 00:56:19,670 | 00:56:21,959 | EM K. ULTRA: ♪ Who's got boots and a suit of red? ♪ - I'll help you. | EM K. ULTRA: ♪ Who's got boots and a suit of red? ♪ - I'll help you. |
| 1363 | 00:56:21,960 | 00:56:24,669 | ABBY & RILEY: ♪ Santa's got boots and a suit of red ♪ | ABBY & RILEY: ♪ Santa's got boots and a suit of red ♪ |
| 1364 | 00:56:24,670 | 00:56:27,259 | EM K. ULTRA: Yeah, perfect! MISS L'TEAU: ♪ Who's got a long cap on his head? ♪ | EM K. ULTRA: Yeah, perfect! MISS L'TEAU: ♪ Who's got a long cap on his head? ♪ |
| 1365 | 00:56:27,260 | 00:56:30,009 | ALL: ♪ Santa's got a long cap on his head ♪ | ALL: ♪ Santa's got a long cap on his head ♪ |
| 1366 | 00:56:30,010 | 00:56:32,759 | EM K. ULTRA: ♪ On his head ♪ OTHERS: ♪ On his head ♪ | EM K. ULTRA: ♪ On his head ♪ OTHERS: ♪ On his head ♪ |
| 1367 | 00:56:32,760 | 00:56:35,679 | SINGERS: ♪ Suit of red ♪ PATRONS: ♪ Suit of red ♪ | SINGERS: ♪ Suit of red ♪ PATRONS: ♪ Suit of red ♪ |
| 1368 | 00:56:35,680 | 00:56:41,229 | ALL: ♪ Must be Santa, must be Santa ♪ | ALL: ♪ Must be Santa, must be Santa ♪ |
| 1369 | 00:56:41,230 | 00:56:43,609 | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ |
| 1370 | 00:56:43,610 | 00:56:47,109 | ♪ Santa Claus ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus ♪ |
| 1371 | 00:56:47,110 | 00:56:49,319 | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ |
| 1372 | 00:56:49,320 | 00:56:52,069 | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ [CELL PHONE CHIMES] | ♪ Must be Santa ♪ [CELL PHONE CHIMES] |
| 1373 | 00:56:52,070 | 00:56:53,949 | ♪ Must be Santa... ♪ | ♪ Must be Santa... ♪ |
| 1374 | 00:56:53,950 | 00:56:56,789 | - Um, I should-- I should close out. | - Um, I should-- I should close out. |
| 1375 | 00:56:56,790 | 00:56:58,829 | It's-- Harper texted me. | It's-- Harper texted me. |
| 1376 | 00:56:58,830 | 00:57:01,169 | - Oh. - Yes. | - Oh. - Yes. |
| 1377 | 00:57:01,170 | 00:57:03,459 | PATRONS: ♪ Santa's got a beard that's long... ♪ | PATRONS: ♪ Santa's got a beard that's long... ♪ |
| 1378 | 00:57:03,460 | 00:57:06,169 | ♪ lively dance music ♪ | ♪ lively dance music ♪ |
| 1379 | 00:57:06,170 | 00:57:07,549 | ASHLEY: ...of the square. | ASHLEY: ...of the square. |
| 1380 | 00:57:07,550 | 00:57:09,169 | The guy at the top of the square. | The guy at the top of the square. |
| 1381 | 00:57:09,170 | 00:57:10,379 | That's the business model. | That's the business model. |
| 1382 | 00:57:10,380 | 00:57:12,009 | It's brilliant. | It's brilliant. |
| 1383 | 00:57:12,010 | 00:57:14,049 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
| 1384 | 00:57:14,050 | 00:57:15,559 | - Oh, Abby's here. CONNOR: Shots, shots, shots. | - Oh, Abby's here. CONNOR: Shots, shots, shots. |
| 1385 | 00:57:15,560 | 00:57:17,599 | You guys ready? - How was-- How was tonight? | You guys ready? - How was-- How was tonight? |
| 1386 | 00:57:17,600 | 00:57:19,139 | - Shots! - Oh, shots. ABBY: It was great. It was good. | - Shots! - Oh, shots. ABBY: It was great. It was good. |
| 1387 | 00:57:19,140 | 00:57:20,939 | All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. ASHLEY: Shots, shots, shots, shots. | All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. ASHLEY: Shots, shots, shots, shots. |
| 1388 | 00:57:20,940 | 00:57:22,479 | - No, no, no, no. CONNOR: No, Abby, Abby, hey. | - No, no, no, no. CONNOR: No, Abby, Abby, hey. |
| 1389 | 00:57:22,480 | 00:57:23,609 | Cannot be at this place sober. | Cannot be at this place sober. |
| 1390 | 00:57:23,610 | 00:57:24,819 | It's a-- Ready? Cheers. ASHLEY & KELLY: Cheers. | It's a-- Ready? Cheers. ASHLEY & KELLY: Cheers. |
| 1391 | 00:57:24,820 | 00:57:26,149 | - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes. | - Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes. |
| 1392 | 00:57:26,150 | 00:57:28,399 | - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. | - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. |
| 1393 | 00:57:28,400 | 00:57:29,530 | CONNOR: One, two, three. Go. | CONNOR: One, two, three. Go. |
| 1394 | 00:57:30,570 | 00:57:32,529 | [MUSIC ENDS] - Oh! | [MUSIC ENDS] - Oh! |
| 1395 | 00:57:32,530 | 00:57:34,239 | - Okay, I need some music. HARPER: Did you have dinner? | - Okay, I need some music. HARPER: Did you have dinner? |
| 1396 | 00:57:34,240 | 00:57:35,659 | ASHLEY: Come, come, come, come, come. ABBY: Yeah. | ASHLEY: Come, come, come, come, come. ABBY: Yeah. |
| 1397 | 00:57:35,660 | 00:57:37,490 | - Wait. Okay, I'll come right back. | - Wait. Okay, I'll come right back. |
| 1398 | 00:57:39,960 | 00:57:41,289 | ♪ lively dance music ♪ | ♪ lively dance music ♪ |
| 1399 | 00:57:41,290 | 00:57:43,379 | Are you having the most terrible time? | Are you having the most terrible time? |
| 1400 | 00:57:43,380 | 00:57:44,459 | - No. | - No. |
| 1401 | 00:57:44,460 | 00:57:46,299 | No, I'm-I'm just tired. | No, I'm-I'm just tired. |
| 1402 | 00:57:46,300 | 00:57:47,549 | - Okay. - I'm really tired. | - Okay. - I'm really tired. |
| 1403 | 00:57:47,550 | 00:57:49,459 | I think I'm gonna go. | I think I'm gonna go. |
| 1404 | 00:57:49,460 | 00:57:51,009 | - Oh, no. | - Oh, no. |
| 1405 | 00:57:51,010 | 00:57:52,509 | Uh... | Uh... |
| 1406 | 00:57:52,510 | 00:57:54,759 | [SIGHS] I kind of want to stay a little bit longer. | [SIGHS] I kind of want to stay a little bit longer. |
| 1407 | 00:57:54,760 | 00:57:56,680 | Is that okay? | Is that okay? |
| 1408 | 00:57:59,140 | 00:58:00,980 | - [LAUGHTER] | - [LAUGHTER] |
| 1409 | 00:58:02,230 | 00:58:04,099 | - Yeah, you should-- Yes, of course. | - Yeah, you should-- Yes, of course. |
| 1410 | 00:58:04,100 | 00:58:05,359 | Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- - Yeah? | Yeah. Yeah, I'm just-- - Yeah? |
| 1411 | 00:58:05,360 | 00:58:06,689 | Are you sure? - Mm. | Are you sure? - Mm. |
| 1412 | 00:58:06,690 | 00:58:08,399 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 1413 | 00:58:08,400 | 00:58:09,989 | And you'll get home okay? | And you'll get home okay? |
| 1414 | 00:58:09,990 | 00:58:11,569 | I won't be out late. | I won't be out late. |
| 1415 | 00:58:11,570 | 00:58:12,949 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1416 | 00:58:12,950 | 00:58:15,699 | Text me when you get home. | Text me when you get home. |
| 1417 | 00:58:15,700 | 00:58:17,079 | CONNOR: Hey. | CONNOR: Hey. |
| 1418 | 00:58:17,080 | 00:58:18,239 | How about you? | How about you? |
| 1419 | 00:58:18,240 | 00:58:19,749 | You won't. You won't. | You won't. You won't. |
| 1420 | 00:58:19,750 | 00:58:22,290 | She will. You won't. You won't. KELLY: You won't. | She will. You won't. You won't. KELLY: You won't. |
| 1421 | 00:58:47,980 | 00:58:50,609 | [OVER SPEAKERS] ♪ Hey ♪ | [OVER SPEAKERS] ♪ Hey ♪ |
| 1422 | 00:58:50,610 | 00:58:52,859 | ♪ What are we doing? ♪ | ♪ What are we doing? ♪ |
| 1423 | 00:58:52,860 | 00:58:55,109 | - [QUIET CHATTER] | - [QUIET CHATTER] |
| 1424 | 00:58:55,110 | 00:58:56,869 | ♪ Don't you remem... ♪ | ♪ Don't you remem... ♪ |
| 1425 | 00:58:56,870 | 00:58:58,329 | CONNOR: Well, that was fun. | CONNOR: Well, that was fun. |
| 1426 | 00:58:58,330 | 00:59:00,079 | HARPER: Whew. Yeah. | HARPER: Whew. Yeah. |
| 1427 | 00:59:00,080 | 00:59:02,159 | [CONNOR GROANS] [HARPER SIGHS] | [CONNOR GROANS] [HARPER SIGHS] |
| 1428 | 00:59:02,160 | 00:59:04,579 | - I'm glad you came out. - Yeah. | - I'm glad you came out. - Yeah. |
| 1429 | 00:59:04,580 | 00:59:06,829 | - It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this. | - It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this. |
| 1430 | 00:59:06,830 | 00:59:09,540 | Like, since we-- | Like, since we-- |
| 1431 | 00:59:10,590 | 00:59:11,879 | Well, you know. | Well, you know. |
| 1432 | 00:59:11,880 | 00:59:13,969 | I've missed you. | I've missed you. |
| 1433 | 00:59:13,970 | 00:59:15,719 | - No, it's nice to catch up. | - No, it's nice to catch up. |
| 1434 | 00:59:15,720 | 00:59:17,179 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1435 | 00:59:17,180 | 00:59:19,809 | [TAKES DEEP BREATH] | [TAKES DEEP BREATH] |
| 1436 | 00:59:19,810 | 00:59:22,099 | - Well, I'm that way. | - Well, I'm that way. |
| 1437 | 00:59:22,100 | 00:59:23,639 | - Oh, darn. - Where are you? | - Oh, darn. - Where are you? |
| 1438 | 00:59:23,640 | 00:59:25,139 | - I'm that way. [LAUGHS] | - I'm that way. [LAUGHS] |
| 1439 | 00:59:25,140 | 00:59:26,649 | - Good night. - Good night. | - Good night. - Good night. |
| 1440 | 00:59:26,650 | 00:59:28,229 | It was great seeing you. - [GRUNTS] | It was great seeing you. - [GRUNTS] |
| 1441 | 00:59:28,230 | 00:59:30,399 | - [CLEARS THROAT] - [HARPER CHUCKLES] | - [CLEARS THROAT] - [HARPER CHUCKLES] |
| 1442 | 00:59:30,400 | 00:59:32,229 | - [SIGHS] | - [SIGHS] |
| 1443 | 00:59:32,230 | 00:59:34,240 | Hey, Harper, was there someone else? | Hey, Harper, was there someone else? |
| 1444 | 00:59:36,610 | 00:59:38,030 | - What do you mean? | - What do you mean? |
| 1445 | 00:59:39,070 | 00:59:41,120 | - Is that why we broke up? | - Is that why we broke up? |
| 1446 | 00:59:42,160 | 00:59:44,249 | - No. | - No. |
| 1447 | 00:59:44,250 | 00:59:46,959 | No, I mean, I-I told you that the long distance | No, I mean, I-I told you that the long distance |
| 1448 | 00:59:46,960 | 00:59:48,789 | just got too hard and-- | just got too hard and-- |
| 1449 | 00:59:48,790 | 00:59:50,289 | The distance. Yeah, I know, I know. | The distance. Yeah, I know, I know. |
| 1450 | 00:59:50,290 | 00:59:51,590 | I know. | I know. |
| 1451 | 00:59:52,630 | 00:59:54,259 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
| 1452 | 00:59:54,260 | 00:59:56,089 | I don't know. Just... | I don't know. Just... |
| 1453 | 00:59:56,090 | 00:59:58,970 | kind of always felt like there was something... | kind of always felt like there was something... |
| 1454 | 01:00:00,760 | 01:00:04,020 | Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me. | Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me. |
| 1455 | 01:00:11,150 | 01:00:13,150 | - There wasn't someone else. | - There wasn't someone else. |
| 1456 | 01:00:33,840 | 01:00:35,260 | [WHISPERS] ABBY: Hey. | [WHISPERS] ABBY: Hey. |
| 1457 | 01:00:37,300 | 01:00:39,299 | - What's wrong? | - What's wrong? |
| 1458 | 01:00:39,300 | 01:00:40,639 | - Just making sure you're okay. | - Just making sure you're okay. |
| 1459 | 01:00:40,640 | 01:00:42,259 | - Why wouldn't I be? | - Why wouldn't I be? |
| 1460 | 01:00:42,260 | 01:00:44,849 | - I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was-- | - I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was-- |
| 1461 | 01:00:44,850 | 01:00:47,889 | - I-I know, but you-you knew I was out with my friends. | - I-I know, but you-you knew I was out with my friends. |
| 1462 | 01:00:47,890 | 01:00:49,269 | - Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that | - Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that |
| 1463 | 01:00:49,270 | 01:00:50,979 | you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning, | you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning, |
| 1464 | 01:00:50,980 | 01:00:52,189 | so I'm just checking on you. | so I'm just checking on you. |
| 1465 | 01:00:52,190 | 01:00:54,479 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 1466 | 01:00:54,480 | 01:00:56,779 | [CHUCKLES] I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew. | [CHUCKLES] I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew. |
| 1467 | 01:00:56,780 | 01:00:58,569 | - What is going on with you? | - What is going on with you? |
| 1468 | 01:00:58,570 | 01:01:00,569 | - Nothing. I-- | - Nothing. I-- |
| 1469 | 01:01:00,570 | 01:01:02,279 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
| 1470 | 01:01:02,280 | 01:01:06,119 | I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me. | I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me. |
| 1471 | 01:01:06,120 | 01:01:08,079 | - Keeping tabs on you? - Yeah. | - Keeping tabs on you? - Yeah. |
| 1472 | 01:01:08,080 | 01:01:09,709 | It just-- | It just-- |
| 1473 | 01:01:09,710 | 01:01:11,289 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
| 1474 | 01:01:11,290 | 01:01:12,879 | - What? | - What? |
| 1475 | 01:01:12,880 | 01:01:16,459 | - It just feels a little... suffocating. | - It just feels a little... suffocating. |
| 1476 | 01:01:16,460 | 01:01:17,839 | - I'm suffocating you? | - I'm suffocating you? |
| 1477 | 01:01:17,840 | 01:01:19,839 | - Or not, but just-- | - Or not, but just-- |
| 1478 | 01:01:19,840 | 01:01:21,799 | - Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet | - Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet |
| 1479 | 01:01:21,800 | 01:01:23,219 | that you shoved me back into. - Shh! | that you shoved me back into. - Shh! |
| 1480 | 01:01:23,220 | 01:01:24,679 | [HUSHED] You agreed to this. | [HUSHED] You agreed to this. |
| 1481 | 01:01:24,680 | 01:01:25,929 | - Yeah, we were practically already here. | - Yeah, we were practically already here. |
| 1482 | 01:01:25,930 | 01:01:27,179 | - Can you sh-- | - Can you sh-- |
| 1483 | 01:01:27,180 | 01:01:28,599 | Please be quiet. | Please be quiet. |
| 1484 | 01:01:28,600 | 01:01:30,600 | - I was gonna-- I-- | - I was gonna-- I-- |
| 1485 | 01:01:32,400 | 01:01:34,649 | If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to | If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to |
| 1486 | 01:01:34,650 | 01:01:36,689 | was you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend all night, | was you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend all night, |
| 1487 | 01:01:36,690 | 01:01:39,690 | maybe I wouldn't have. - [SIGHS] God, Abby. | maybe I wouldn't have. - [SIGHS] God, Abby. |
| 1488 | 01:01:42,240 | 01:01:45,329 | I just-- I feel like we just need some space. | I just-- I feel like we just need some space. |
| 1489 | 01:01:45,330 | 01:01:46,620 | - You need some space? | - You need some space? |
| 1490 | 01:01:48,450 | 01:01:50,250 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1491 | 01:01:51,420 | 01:01:52,829 | - Abby. | - Abby. |
| 1492 | 01:01:52,830 | 01:01:54,289 | [FOOTSTEPS STOMPING] - Oh. | [FOOTSTEPS STOMPING] - Oh. |
| 1493 | 01:01:54,290 | 01:01:57,459 | She is very heavy-footed. | She is very heavy-footed. |
| 1494 | 01:01:57,460 | 01:02:02,469 | Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run, | Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run, |
| 1495 | 01:02:02,470 | 01:02:04,679 | but I don't trust her to do them on her own, | but I don't trust her to do them on her own, |
| 1496 | 01:02:04,680 | 01:02:07,139 | so I need you to supervise. | so I need you to supervise. |
| 1497 | 01:02:07,140 | 01:02:09,060 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 1498 | 01:02:13,400 | 01:02:15,560 | - It's a long list. | - It's a long list. |
| 1499 | 01:02:18,690 | 01:02:20,489 | [SIGHS] HARPER: Okay. | [SIGHS] HARPER: Okay. |
| 1500 | 01:02:20,490 | 01:02:21,820 | [GROANS] | [GROANS] |
| 1501 | 01:02:32,000 | 01:02:33,750 | ABBY: No, no. | ABBY: No, no. |
| 1502 | 01:02:34,790 | 01:02:36,080 | [PHONE VIBRATING] | [PHONE VIBRATING] |
| 1503 | 01:02:38,210 | 01:02:41,089 | Hey. JOHN: Okay, so... | Hey. JOHN: Okay, so... |
| 1504 | 01:02:41,090 | 01:02:44,469 | I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. | I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. |
| 1505 | 01:02:44,470 | 01:02:48,139 | You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend, | You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend, |
| 1506 | 01:02:48,140 | 01:02:50,469 | I should have created a safe space for you to share | I should have created a safe space for you to share |
| 1507 | 01:02:50,470 | 01:02:52,889 | without the threat of criticism, so... | without the threat of criticism, so... |
| 1508 | 01:02:52,890 | 01:02:54,559 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1509 | 01:02:54,560 | 01:02:56,229 | I am here. | I am here. |
| 1510 | 01:02:56,230 | 01:02:57,859 | No judgment. | No judgment. |
| 1511 | 01:02:57,860 | 01:02:59,399 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
| 1512 | 01:02:59,400 | 01:03:00,979 | ABBY: Well, let's see. | ABBY: Well, let's see. |
| 1513 | 01:03:00,980 | 01:03:03,109 | I was arrested by mall security yesterday, | I was arrested by mall security yesterday, |
| 1514 | 01:03:03,110 | 01:03:05,279 | and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. | and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. |
| 1515 | 01:03:05,280 | 01:03:07,739 | And after spending her entire night, like, | And after spending her entire night, like, |
| 1516 | 01:03:07,740 | 01:03:11,659 | until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex-boyfriend Connor, | until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex-boyfriend Connor, |
| 1517 | 01:03:11,660 | 01:03:13,999 | she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. | she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. |
| 1518 | 01:03:14,000 | 01:03:16,579 | And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me | And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me |
| 1519 | 01:03:16,580 | 01:03:18,749 | like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and-- | like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and-- |
| 1520 | 01:03:18,750 | 01:03:21,339 | This is why I avoid Christmas. | This is why I avoid Christmas. |
| 1521 | 01:03:21,340 | 01:03:23,009 | It brings out the worst in everything. | It brings out the worst in everything. |
| 1522 | 01:03:23,010 | 01:03:26,049 | I-I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like-- | I-I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like-- |
| 1523 | 01:03:26,050 | 01:03:28,719 | Do I-- It's-- Do I stick it out for two days? | Do I-- It's-- Do I stick it out for two days? |
| 1524 | 01:03:28,720 | 01:03:30,719 | It's-it's not that long. | It's-it's not that long. |
| 1525 | 01:03:30,720 | 01:03:32,810 | But I don't know. I-- | But I don't know. I-- |
| 1526 | 01:03:34,020 | 01:03:35,889 | What would you do? | What would you do? |
| 1527 | 01:03:35,890 | 01:03:37,059 | JOHN: Uh... | JOHN: Uh... |
| 1528 | 01:03:37,060 | 01:03:38,519 | Uh... uh... | Uh... uh... |
| 1529 | 01:03:38,520 | 01:03:39,649 | I... | I... |
| 1530 | 01:03:39,650 | 01:03:41,779 | [QUIETLY] Thank you. | [QUIETLY] Thank you. |
| 1531 | 01:03:41,780 | 01:03:44,739 | I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to give this a think. | I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to give this a think. |
| 1532 | 01:03:44,740 | 01:03:46,490 | I think. | I think. |
| 1533 | 01:03:47,740 | 01:03:49,570 | - Hello? | - Hello? |
| 1534 | 01:03:59,330 | 01:04:01,919 | [INHALES DEEPLY] | [INHALES DEEPLY] |
| 1535 | 01:04:01,920 | 01:04:03,960 | [EXHALES] | [EXHALES] |
| 1536 | 01:04:07,050 | 01:04:09,050 | [EXHALES SHARPLY] | [EXHALES SHARPLY] |
| 1537 | 01:04:11,180 | 01:04:13,100 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
| 1538 | 01:04:14,520 | 01:04:16,139 | Hey, um... | Hey, um... |
| 1539 | 01:04:16,140 | 01:04:17,889 | Hey, it's Abby. | Hey, it's Abby. |
| 1540 | 01:04:17,890 | 01:04:20,019 | Are you-- Are you doing anything right now? | Are you-- Are you doing anything right now? |
| 1541 | 01:04:20,020 | 01:04:22,269 | Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory? | Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory? |
| 1542 | 01:04:22,270 | 01:04:23,819 | RILEY: Uh, this family. | RILEY: Uh, this family. |
| 1543 | 01:04:23,820 | 01:04:25,859 | I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight | I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight |
| 1544 | 01:04:25,860 | 01:04:27,699 | over a quesadilla maker at this party once. | over a quesadilla maker at this party once. |
| 1545 | 01:04:27,700 | 01:04:29,780 | [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Oh, yikes. | [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Oh, yikes. |
| 1546 | 01:04:36,910 | 01:04:38,369 | - Everything all right? | - Everything all right? |
| 1547 | 01:04:38,370 | 01:04:39,670 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1548 | 01:04:42,670 | 01:04:45,839 | JANE: Thank you so much. It looks so good. | JANE: Thank you so much. It looks so good. |
| 1549 | 01:04:45,840 | 01:04:47,919 | I mean, it-it looks good. | I mean, it-it looks good. |
| 1550 | 01:04:47,920 | 01:04:50,680 | ["THE FIRST NOEL" PLAYS SOFTLY OVER SPEAKERS] | ["THE FIRST NOEL" PLAYS SOFTLY OVER SPEAKERS] |
| 1551 | 01:04:52,890 | 01:04:54,349 | JANE: This is all for me. | JANE: This is all for me. |
| 1552 | 01:04:54,350 | 01:04:55,849 | [CHUCKLES] It's not. It's not. | [CHUCKLES] It's not. It's not. |
| 1553 | 01:04:55,850 | 01:04:57,019 | I'm just kidding. | I'm just kidding. |
| 1554 | 01:04:57,020 | 01:04:58,729 | It's for my-- | It's for my-- |
| 1555 | 01:04:58,730 | 01:05:00,810 | And yes, we'll have-- | And yes, we'll have-- |
| 1556 | 01:05:06,070 | 01:05:08,189 | Ready to go? | Ready to go? |
| 1557 | 01:05:08,190 | 01:05:10,819 | - [GASPS] [BOTTLES CLATTER] | - [GASPS] [BOTTLES CLATTER] |
| 1558 | 01:05:10,820 | 01:05:12,449 | [HARPER SIGHS] | [HARPER SIGHS] |
| 1559 | 01:05:12,450 | 01:05:14,450 | - It's probably okay. | - It's probably okay. |
| 1560 | 01:05:16,370 | 01:05:18,249 | [GRUNTS] | [GRUNTS] |
| 1561 | 01:05:18,250 | 01:05:20,330 | - [HARPER GASPS] | - [HARPER GASPS] |
| 1562 | 01:05:22,080 | 01:05:23,289 | [HARPER SIGHS] | [HARPER SIGHS] |
| 1563 | 01:05:23,290 | 01:05:25,300 | ♪ playful music ♪ | ♪ playful music ♪ |
| 1564 | 01:05:29,420 | 01:05:31,889 | - Oh, do not put that there. | - Oh, do not put that there. |
| 1565 | 01:05:31,890 | 01:05:34,639 | What do you think this is, a barn party? | What do you think this is, a barn party? |
| 1566 | 01:05:34,640 | 01:05:37,559 | Hey, everyone, please come down! | Hey, everyone, please come down! |
| 1567 | 01:05:37,560 | 01:05:41,229 | We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here. | We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here. |
| 1568 | 01:05:41,230 | 01:05:42,939 | - Honey, are you sure this is the best time? | - Honey, are you sure this is the best time? |
| 1569 | 01:05:42,940 | 01:05:44,399 | People will start arriving any minute. | People will start arriving any minute. |
| 1570 | 01:05:44,400 | 01:05:45,979 | - It's the only time. | - It's the only time. |
| 1571 | 01:05:45,980 | 01:05:47,320 | [DOOR OPENS] | [DOOR OPENS] |
| 1572 | 01:05:48,940 | 01:05:50,489 | Hi, Abby. - Hi. | Hi, Abby. - Hi. |
| 1573 | 01:05:50,490 | 01:05:52,989 | Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift? | Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift? |
| 1574 | 01:05:52,990 | 01:05:54,819 | - I don't know. In the oven? | - I don't know. In the oven? |
| 1575 | 01:05:54,820 | 01:05:56,449 | Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes? | Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes? |
| 1576 | 01:05:56,450 | 01:05:57,989 | Under the damn tree. | Under the damn tree. |
| 1577 | 01:05:57,990 | 01:05:59,619 | [SIGHS] I'm sorry. | [SIGHS] I'm sorry. |
| 1578 | 01:05:59,620 | 01:06:01,289 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1579 | 01:06:01,290 | 01:06:03,629 | You probably never even had a Christmas tree. | You probably never even had a Christmas tree. |
| 1580 | 01:06:03,630 | 01:06:06,089 | [SIGHS] We do this party every year, | [SIGHS] We do this party every year, |
| 1581 | 01:06:06,090 | 01:06:09,259 | and every year, no matter how early I start planning, | and every year, no matter how early I start planning, |
| 1582 | 01:06:09,260 | 01:06:11,969 | I just feel totally unprepared. | I just feel totally unprepared. |
| 1583 | 01:06:11,970 | 01:06:15,759 | [SIGHS] And I can't find my Christmas brooch. | [SIGHS] And I can't find my Christmas brooch. |
| 1584 | 01:06:15,760 | 01:06:17,309 | Have you seen it? | Have you seen it? |
| 1585 | 01:06:17,310 | 01:06:18,889 | You can tell me. | You can tell me. |
| 1586 | 01:06:18,890 | 01:06:20,309 | I won't be mad. | I won't be mad. |
| 1587 | 01:06:20,310 | 01:06:22,190 | I just want to know it's safe. | I just want to know it's safe. |
| 1588 | 01:06:23,650 | 01:06:25,110 | - I haven't seen it. | - I haven't seen it. |
| 1589 | 01:06:26,610 | 01:06:28,019 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
| 1590 | 01:06:28,020 | 01:06:32,489 | Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser, | Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser, |
| 1591 | 01:06:32,490 | 01:06:34,489 | there will be no questions asked. | there will be no questions asked. |
| 1592 | 01:06:34,490 | 01:06:35,740 | - Okay. TIPPER: Okay. | - Okay. TIPPER: Okay. |
| 1593 | 01:06:43,790 | 01:06:46,289 | - [SIGHS] Um... | - [SIGHS] Um... |
| 1594 | 01:06:46,290 | 01:06:47,500 | Hey, Ted. | Hey, Ted. |
| 1595 | 01:06:48,590 | 01:06:51,719 | I just wanted to mention-- | I just wanted to mention-- |
| 1596 | 01:06:51,720 | 01:06:54,969 | everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding. | everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding. |
| 1597 | 01:06:54,970 | 01:06:56,469 | You know, I would never, ever-- | You know, I would never, ever-- |
| 1598 | 01:06:56,470 | 01:06:58,719 | You-you don't-- You don't have to explain. | You-you don't-- You don't have to explain. |
| 1599 | 01:06:58,720 | 01:07:01,139 | Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes? | Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes? |
| 1600 | 01:07:01,140 | 01:07:02,889 | - Yeah. Yes. TED: Okay. | - Yeah. Yes. TED: Okay. |
| 1601 | 01:07:02,890 | 01:07:05,439 | - Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. TED: Oh. | - Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. TED: Oh. |
| 1602 | 01:07:05,440 | 01:07:07,439 | - [CHUCKLES] Hey, Abby. ABBY: Hey. | - [CHUCKLES] Hey, Abby. ABBY: Hey. |
| 1603 | 01:07:07,440 | 01:07:09,439 | - Look at what this little elf brought in. | - Look at what this little elf brought in. |
| 1604 | 01:07:09,440 | 01:07:11,279 | [SQUEALS] ABBY: Wow. What is that? | [SQUEALS] ABBY: Wow. What is that? |
| 1605 | 01:07:11,280 | 01:07:13,029 | - This is my masterpiece. | - This is my masterpiece. |
| 1606 | 01:07:13,030 | 01:07:15,529 | Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased. | Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased. |
| 1607 | 01:07:15,530 | 01:07:16,949 | - Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here. | - Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here. |
| 1608 | 01:07:16,950 | 01:07:18,279 | The printer's jammed again. | The printer's jammed again. |
| 1609 | 01:07:18,280 | 01:07:20,290 | - Oh, okay. I'm on it. | - Oh, okay. I'm on it. |
| 1610 | 01:07:32,300 | 01:07:34,919 | - Hey. - Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. |
| 1611 | 01:07:34,920 | 01:07:36,719 | What'd you do today? | What'd you do today? |
| 1612 | 01:07:36,720 | 01:07:40,049 | - I just went and got a white elephant gift. | - I just went and got a white elephant gift. |
| 1613 | 01:07:40,050 | 01:07:41,389 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
| 1614 | 01:07:41,390 | 01:07:42,849 | In town? | In town? |
| 1615 | 01:07:42,850 | 01:07:44,179 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1616 | 01:07:44,180 | 01:07:45,599 | - How'd you get there? | - How'd you get there? |
| 1617 | 01:07:45,600 | 01:07:46,689 | - Has Jane arrived yet? | - Has Jane arrived yet? |
| 1618 | 01:07:46,690 | 01:07:49,519 | - Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him. | - Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him. |
| 1619 | 01:07:49,520 | 01:07:51,399 | TIPPER: Jane, Ted, now! | TIPPER: Jane, Ted, now! |
| 1620 | 01:07:51,400 | 01:07:54,029 | Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins? | Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins? |
| 1621 | 01:07:54,030 | 01:07:56,739 | - They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight. | - They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight. |
| 1622 | 01:07:56,740 | 01:07:59,279 | - [TIPPER SIGHS] | - [TIPPER SIGHS] |
| 1623 | 01:07:59,280 | 01:08:01,790 | TIPPER: Harper, come with me. | TIPPER: Harper, come with me. |
| 1624 | 01:08:02,830 | 01:08:05,290 | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ |
| 1625 | 01:08:07,920 | 01:08:09,419 | SLOANE: It's really a break from | SLOANE: It's really a break from |
| 1626 | 01:08:09,420 | 01:08:12,549 | traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary. | traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary. |
| 1627 | 01:08:12,550 | 01:08:15,219 | The vessels are curated for each individual. | The vessels are curated for each individual. |
| 1628 | 01:08:15,220 | 01:08:17,839 | We'd be happy to mindfully assemble-- TED: Uh, S-Sloane was | We'd be happy to mindfully assemble-- TED: Uh, S-Sloane was |
| 1629 | 01:08:17,840 | 01:08:21,549 | on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family. | on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family. |
| 1630 | 01:08:21,550 | 01:08:22,719 | She's our super mom, | She's our super mom, |
| 1631 | 01:08:22,720 | 01:08:27,139 | Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane... | Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane... |
| 1632 | 01:08:27,140 | 01:08:29,849 | i-is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house. | i-is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house. |
| 1633 | 01:08:29,850 | 01:08:31,309 | - [LAUGHING] JANE: Aw. | - [LAUGHING] JANE: Aw. |
| 1634 | 01:08:31,310 | 01:08:33,150 | I have a way with routers. | I have a way with routers. |
| 1635 | 01:08:35,030 | 01:08:36,779 | ERIC: Excuse me, all. | ERIC: Excuse me, all. |
| 1636 | 01:08:36,780 | 01:08:38,949 | Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you. | Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you. |
| 1637 | 01:08:38,950 | 01:08:40,239 | HARPER: Oh. | HARPER: Oh. |
| 1638 | 01:08:40,240 | 01:08:42,700 | [PIANO PLAYING "SILENT NIGHT"] | [PIANO PLAYING "SILENT NIGHT"] |
| 1639 | 01:08:45,370 | 01:08:48,619 | - ♪ Silent night ♪ | - ♪ Silent night ♪ |
| 1640 | 01:08:48,620 | 01:08:51,459 | ♪ Holy night ♪ | ♪ Holy night ♪ |
| 1641 | 01:08:51,460 | 01:08:53,499 | ♪ All is calm... ♪ | ♪ All is calm... ♪ |
| 1642 | 01:08:53,500 | 01:08:55,589 | - What are you drinking? | - What are you drinking? |
| 1643 | 01:08:55,590 | 01:08:57,799 | - Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol. | - Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol. |
| 1644 | 01:08:57,800 | 01:09:00,219 | - Gross. Can I have some? - Yeah. | - Gross. Can I have some? - Yeah. |
| 1645 | 01:09:00,220 | 01:09:03,349 | KIDS: ♪ Mother and child... ♪ | KIDS: ♪ Mother and child... ♪ |
| 1646 | 01:09:03,350 | 01:09:05,849 | - Mm-hmm. - So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers. | - Mm-hmm. - So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers. |
| 1647 | 01:09:05,850 | 01:09:07,889 | He's half human, half Quazzle. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. | He's half human, half Quazzle. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. |
| 1648 | 01:09:07,890 | 01:09:10,309 | - He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle. | - He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle. |
| 1649 | 01:09:10,310 | 01:09:12,229 | The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back. | The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back. |
| 1650 | 01:09:12,230 | 01:09:14,019 | SLOANE: If you want the spa package vessel, | SLOANE: If you want the spa package vessel, |
| 1651 | 01:09:14,020 | 01:09:15,859 | you could do edible bubble bath. - Excuse me, Sloane. | you could do edible bubble bath. - Excuse me, Sloane. |
| 1652 | 01:09:15,860 | 01:09:17,989 | Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins. | Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins. |
| 1653 | 01:09:17,990 | 01:09:19,359 | - I'll find them. TED: Okay. | - I'll find them. TED: Okay. |
| 1654 | 01:09:19,360 | 01:09:20,699 | - Excuse me. | - Excuse me. |
| 1655 | 01:09:20,700 | 01:09:23,579 | - You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached | - You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached |
| 1656 | 01:09:23,580 | 01:09:28,039 | to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by | to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by |
| 1657 | 01:09:28,040 | 01:09:30,079 | and I stop believing in Santa Claus, | and I stop believing in Santa Claus, |
| 1658 | 01:09:30,080 | 01:09:32,249 | and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, | and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, |
| 1659 | 01:09:32,250 | 01:09:34,249 | we just kept that charade going. | we just kept that charade going. |
| 1660 | 01:09:34,250 | 01:09:37,459 | Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know? | Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know? |
| 1661 | 01:09:37,460 | 01:09:39,010 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
| 1662 | 01:09:40,050 | 01:09:42,389 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1663 | 01:09:42,390 | 01:09:44,429 | - Like, so bad for them that... | - Like, so bad for them that... |
| 1664 | 01:09:44,430 | 01:09:47,719 | you know, that I eventually just murdered them. | you know, that I eventually just murdered them. |
| 1665 | 01:09:47,720 | 01:09:48,889 | - That sounds fun. - Mm. | - That sounds fun. - Mm. |
| 1666 | 01:09:48,890 | 01:09:50,350 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1667 | 01:09:51,390 | 01:09:53,019 | What is happening? | What is happening? |
| 1668 | 01:09:53,020 | 01:09:54,479 | CONNOR: Hey, you guys. | CONNOR: Hey, you guys. |
| 1669 | 01:09:54,480 | 01:09:56,149 | HARPER: Connor, you made it. | HARPER: Connor, you made it. |
| 1670 | 01:09:56,150 | 01:09:57,859 | JANE: Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. CONNOR: Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. | JANE: Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. CONNOR: Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. |
| 1671 | 01:09:57,860 | 01:09:59,689 | Good to see you. Hi. - [ABBY SIGHS] | Good to see you. Hi. - [ABBY SIGHS] |
| 1672 | 01:09:59,690 | 01:10:02,110 | CONNOR: Merry Christmas. - I don't know. | CONNOR: Merry Christmas. - I don't know. |
| 1673 | 01:10:04,160 | 01:10:05,949 | Yesterday, I'd never felt closer | Yesterday, I'd never felt closer |
| 1674 | 01:10:05,950 | 01:10:08,329 | to another person in my entire life, and now I... | to another person in my entire life, and now I... |
| 1675 | 01:10:08,330 | 01:10:11,039 | I don't know her. | I don't know her. |
| 1676 | 01:10:11,040 | 01:10:14,459 | And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I... | And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I... |
| 1677 | 01:10:14,460 | 01:10:18,499 | I-I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks, | I-I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks, |
| 1678 | 01:10:18,500 | 01:10:20,839 | and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. | and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. |
| 1679 | 01:10:20,840 | 01:10:22,879 | You know? | You know? |
| 1680 | 01:10:22,880 | 01:10:24,930 | - Well, maybe they both are. | - Well, maybe they both are. |
| 1681 | 01:10:28,220 | 01:10:30,220 | - I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. | - I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. |
| 1682 | 01:10:37,110 | 01:10:40,109 | - Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink. | - Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink. |
| 1683 | 01:10:40,110 | 01:10:41,950 | Okay? | Okay? |
| 1684 | 01:10:45,370 | 01:10:46,619 | [WHISPERS] JOHN: Abby. | [WHISPERS] JOHN: Abby. |
| 1685 | 01:10:46,620 | 01:10:48,409 | Abby! [CLEARS THROAT] | Abby! [CLEARS THROAT] |
| 1686 | 01:10:48,410 | 01:10:50,450 | Sorry. What? | Sorry. What? |
| 1687 | 01:10:51,450 | 01:10:52,620 | ABBY: Um... | ABBY: Um... |
| 1688 | 01:10:53,830 | 01:10:55,079 | How are you here? | How are you here? |
| 1689 | 01:10:55,080 | 01:10:56,499 | - When are you gonna get this? | - When are you gonna get this? |
| 1690 | 01:10:56,500 | 01:10:58,249 | I have been tracking you. | I have been tracking you. |
| 1691 | 01:10:58,250 | 01:10:59,629 | Mm, mm, mm, mm. [CLEARS THROAT] | Mm, mm, mm, mm. [CLEARS THROAT] |
| 1692 | 01:10:59,630 | 01:11:00,839 | - Hello. | - Hello. |
| 1693 | 01:11:00,840 | 01:11:01,840 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
| 1694 | 01:11:01,841 | 01:11:02,879 | TIPPER: I'm Tipper. | TIPPER: I'm Tipper. |
| 1695 | 01:11:02,880 | 01:11:04,469 | This is my home. JOHN: Oh. | This is my home. JOHN: Oh. |
| 1696 | 01:11:04,470 | 01:11:06,220 | - Are you the ex-boyfriend? | - Are you the ex-boyfriend? |
| 1697 | 01:11:10,890 | 01:11:13,729 | - [CLEARS THROAT] Y-Yes. I am John, | - [CLEARS THROAT] Y-Yes. I am John, |
| 1698 | 01:11:13,730 | 01:11:16,349 | Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend, | Abby's heterosexual ex-boyfriend, |
| 1699 | 01:11:16,350 | 01:11:19,439 | and I have come to get her back. | and I have come to get her back. |
| 1700 | 01:11:19,440 | 01:11:20,979 | TIPPER: Mm. I see. | TIPPER: Mm. I see. |
| 1701 | 01:11:20,980 | 01:11:24,819 | Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming, | Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming, |
| 1702 | 01:11:24,820 | 01:11:28,319 | but since you are here, enjoy. | but since you are here, enjoy. |
| 1703 | 01:11:28,320 | 01:11:30,330 | JOHN: Thank you so much. | JOHN: Thank you so much. |
| 1704 | 01:11:31,790 | 01:11:34,119 | Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous. | Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous. |
| 1705 | 01:11:34,120 | 01:11:35,369 | - What are you doing? | - What are you doing? |
| 1706 | 01:11:35,370 | 01:11:38,169 | - That phone call earlier was a cry for help. | - That phone call earlier was a cry for help. |
| 1707 | 01:11:38,170 | 01:11:40,629 | I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things. | I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things. |
| 1708 | 01:11:40,630 | 01:11:42,630 | - [SIGHS] | - [SIGHS] |
| 1709 | 01:11:45,300 | 01:11:46,469 | - Is that the ex-boyfriend? | - Is that the ex-boyfriend? |
| 1710 | 01:11:46,470 | 01:11:47,929 | - [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] | - [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] |
| 1711 | 01:11:47,930 | 01:11:49,390 | - [GASPS] Oh, my God. | - [GASPS] Oh, my God. |
| 1712 | 01:11:50,560 | 01:11:52,559 | - I mean, I guess he's handsome. I-- | - I mean, I guess he's handsome. I-- |
| 1713 | 01:11:52,560 | 01:11:54,560 | Can we please go? | Can we please go? |
| 1714 | 01:11:59,650 | 01:12:01,189 | - Harper. | - Harper. |
| 1715 | 01:12:01,190 | 01:12:02,649 | It's over. | It's over. |
| 1716 | 01:12:02,650 | 01:12:04,190 | I'm done. | I'm done. |
| 1717 | 01:12:10,280 | 01:12:12,290 | - I'm just gonna... | - I'm just gonna... |
| 1718 | 01:12:13,370 | 01:12:16,039 | - Everybody, please take your seats. | - Everybody, please take your seats. |
| 1719 | 01:12:16,040 | 01:12:18,880 | We're ready to begin white elephant. | We're ready to begin white elephant. |
| 1720 | 01:12:20,630 | 01:12:22,089 | HARPER: Abby. Hey. | HARPER: Abby. Hey. |
| 1721 | 01:12:22,090 | 01:12:23,419 | Can we just talk for a second? | Can we just talk for a second? |
| 1722 | 01:12:23,420 | 01:12:25,209 | - No. I got to go. I-I can't-- | - No. I got to go. I-I can't-- |
| 1723 | 01:12:25,210 | 01:12:26,799 | I can't do this for you anymore. | I can't do this for you anymore. |
| 1724 | 01:12:26,800 | 01:12:28,549 | But, uh, merry Christmas. | But, uh, merry Christmas. |
| 1725 | 01:12:28,550 | 01:12:32,009 | Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor. | Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor. |
| 1726 | 01:12:32,010 | 01:12:35,139 | - What? What? No, I don't-- I don't want him. | - What? What? No, I don't-- I don't want him. |
| 1727 | 01:12:35,140 | 01:12:36,729 | I don't want Connor. | I don't want Connor. |
| 1728 | 01:12:36,730 | 01:12:37,889 | I want you. | I want you. |
| 1729 | 01:12:37,890 | 01:12:39,059 | - Then what was that? | - Then what was that? |
| 1730 | 01:12:39,060 | 01:12:40,769 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
| 1731 | 01:12:40,770 | 01:12:43,609 | Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley? | Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley? |
| 1732 | 01:12:43,610 | 01:12:45,939 | - None of this has anything to do with Riley. | - None of this has anything to do with Riley. |
| 1733 | 01:12:45,940 | 01:12:48,359 | This is all happening because of you, Harper. | This is all happening because of you, Harper. |
| 1734 | 01:12:48,360 | 01:12:51,949 | You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made. | You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made. |
| 1735 | 01:12:51,950 | 01:12:53,909 | - It is not that simple. ABBY: Do you know how painful | - It is not that simple. ABBY: Do you know how painful |
| 1736 | 01:12:53,910 | 01:12:58,369 | it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me? | it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me? |
| 1737 | 01:12:58,370 | 01:13:00,880 | I am not hiding you. I am hiding me. | I am not hiding you. I am hiding me. |
| 1738 | 01:13:01,920 | 01:13:03,749 | Okay? | Okay? |
| 1739 | 01:13:03,750 | 01:13:06,839 | Our entire life, we have been expected to be | Our entire life, we have been expected to be |
| 1740 | 01:13:06,840 | 01:13:10,800 | these perfect, golden children. | these perfect, golden children. |
| 1741 | 01:13:11,970 | 01:13:15,519 | I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free. | I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free. |
| 1742 | 01:13:15,520 | 01:13:17,099 | It is something that we competed for, | It is something that we competed for, |
| 1743 | 01:13:17,100 | 01:13:19,520 | and if we veered off their course, we lost it. | and if we veered off their course, we lost it. |
| 1744 | 01:13:21,020 | 01:13:23,269 | I-I know it's messed up, okay? | I-I know it's messed up, okay? |
| 1745 | 01:13:23,270 | 01:13:24,939 | I get it. | I get it. |
| 1746 | 01:13:24,940 | 01:13:26,609 | But they're my parents, | But they're my parents, |
| 1747 | 01:13:26,610 | 01:13:29,109 | and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am, | and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am, |
| 1748 | 01:13:29,110 | 01:13:31,279 | I will lose them. | I will lose them. |
| 1749 | 01:13:31,280 | 01:13:34,910 | And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you. | And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you. |
| 1750 | 01:13:36,950 | 01:13:38,960 | I don't want to lose you. | I don't want to lose you. |
| 1751 | 01:13:41,210 | 01:13:42,539 | - Hey, come here. Come here. | - Hey, come here. Come here. |
| 1752 | 01:13:42,540 | 01:13:44,289 | - No, I don't want to lose you. - No, no. | - No, I don't want to lose you. - No, no. |
| 1753 | 01:13:44,290 | 01:13:46,249 | Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay. | Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay. |
| 1754 | 01:13:46,250 | 01:13:48,340 | - I don't-- - Hey, stop. | - I don't-- - Hey, stop. |
| 1755 | 01:13:50,010 | 01:13:52,390 | HARPER: I don't want to lose you. ABBY: You're not. | HARPER: I don't want to lose you. ABBY: You're not. |
| 1756 | 01:13:57,390 | 01:13:59,770 | SLOANE: Matilda and Magnus... | SLOANE: Matilda and Magnus... |
| 1757 | 01:14:03,310 | 01:14:05,229 | TIPPER: If you want a present... [LAUGHS] | TIPPER: If you want a present... [LAUGHS] |
| 1758 | 01:14:05,230 | 01:14:07,229 | you better have a number. | you better have a number. |
| 1759 | 01:14:07,230 | 01:14:08,609 | - [CLEARS THROAT] 'Sup? | - [CLEARS THROAT] 'Sup? |
| 1760 | 01:14:08,610 | 01:14:09,989 | - 'Sup? | - 'Sup? |
| 1761 | 01:14:09,990 | 01:14:11,529 | TIPPER: Anybody else? | TIPPER: Anybody else? |
| 1762 | 01:14:11,530 | 01:14:12,819 | - [CHUCKLES] | - [CHUCKLES] |
| 1763 | 01:14:12,820 | 01:14:14,820 | - You pump? | - You pump? |
| 1764 | 01:14:15,950 | 01:14:18,489 | - I'm sorry? - Weights. | - I'm sorry? - Weights. |
| 1765 | 01:14:18,490 | 01:14:20,370 | - Oh. - Yeah. | - Oh. - Yeah. |
| 1766 | 01:14:21,500 | 01:14:23,459 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1767 | 01:14:23,460 | 01:14:25,880 | You? - Yeah. Yeah. | You? - Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1768 | 01:14:27,000 | 01:14:29,010 | - What do you bench? - [SIGHS] | - What do you bench? - [SIGHS] |
| 1769 | 01:14:30,090 | 01:14:32,089 | Thousand. Thou-Thousand, plus. | Thousand. Thou-Thousand, plus. |
| 1770 | 01:14:32,090 | 01:14:34,139 | TIPPER: All right. Everybody have your numbers? | TIPPER: All right. Everybody have your numbers? |
| 1771 | 01:14:34,140 | 01:14:35,759 | SLOANE: Kids? - Sloane, Sloane, Sloane! | SLOANE: Kids? - Sloane, Sloane, Sloane! |
| 1772 | 01:14:35,760 | 01:14:37,349 | - Hmm? Yeah? - Can we just talk for a sec? | - Hmm? Yeah? - Can we just talk for a sec? |
| 1773 | 01:14:37,350 | 01:14:39,349 | - Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in | - Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in |
| 1774 | 01:14:39,350 | 01:14:41,179 | a romantic relationship, and you've been lying | a romantic relationship, and you've been lying |
| 1775 | 01:14:41,180 | 01:14:42,939 | to the family about it for God knows how long. | to the family about it for God knows how long. |
| 1776 | 01:14:42,940 | 01:14:44,519 | Does that sound about right, or-- | Does that sound about right, or-- |
| 1777 | 01:14:44,520 | 01:14:48,229 | - Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet. | - Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet. |
| 1778 | 01:14:48,230 | 01:14:50,529 | - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - Please, Sloane. | - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - Please, Sloane. |
| 1779 | 01:14:50,530 | 01:14:52,860 | I'm telling them after the holidays. | I'm telling them after the holidays. |
| 1780 | 01:14:59,490 | 01:15:01,449 | - [CHUCKLES] | - [CHUCKLES] |
| 1781 | 01:15:01,450 | 01:15:02,789 | Just rip it. | Just rip it. |
| 1782 | 01:15:02,790 | 01:15:04,669 | HARPER: Please promise me you won't say anything. | HARPER: Please promise me you won't say anything. |
| 1783 | 01:15:04,670 | 01:15:07,079 | Now is just very bad timing, | Now is just very bad timing, |
| 1784 | 01:15:07,080 | 01:15:09,169 | and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways. | and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways. |
| 1785 | 01:15:09,170 | 01:15:10,709 | - Honestly, I feel sorry for you. | - Honestly, I feel sorry for you. |
| 1786 | 01:15:10,710 | 01:15:12,339 | Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken | Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken |
| 1787 | 01:15:12,340 | 01:15:14,339 | when they find out you've been lying to them. [CLATTERING] | when they find out you've been lying to them. [CLATTERING] |
| 1788 | 01:15:14,340 | 01:15:16,549 | - Sloane, if you-- - [GASPS] Wait. Kids? | - Sloane, if you-- - [GASPS] Wait. Kids? |
| 1789 | 01:15:16,550 | 01:15:18,889 | Found you! - [GASPING] | Found you! - [GASPING] |
| 1790 | 01:15:18,890 | 01:15:20,099 | HARPER: Oh. | HARPER: Oh. |
| 1791 | 01:15:20,100 | 01:15:21,309 | - Are you kidding me? | - Are you kidding me? |
| 1792 | 01:15:21,310 | 01:15:23,639 | No one's supposed to know yet. | No one's supposed to know yet. |
| 1793 | 01:15:23,640 | 01:15:25,389 | We had an agreement. | We had an agreement. |
| 1794 | 01:15:25,390 | 01:15:26,899 | - I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry. |
| 1795 | 01:15:26,900 | 01:15:29,570 | - I guess I'm not the only one with a secret. | - I guess I'm not the only one with a secret. |
| 1796 | 01:15:31,480 | 01:15:33,109 | - [SLOANE SCREAMS] | - [SLOANE SCREAMS] |
| 1797 | 01:15:33,110 | 01:15:34,529 | - Wow. - Yeah. | - Wow. - Yeah. |
| 1798 | 01:15:34,530 | 01:15:36,409 | - Yeah, that is-- That's-that's good mass. | - Yeah, that is-- That's-that's good mass. |
| 1799 | 01:15:36,410 | 01:15:38,029 | That is solid. - Yeah. Thanks, man. | That is solid. - Yeah. Thanks, man. |
| 1800 | 01:15:38,030 | 01:15:40,279 | JANE: Oh, my God. They all look so nice. | JANE: Oh, my God. They all look so nice. |
| 1801 | 01:15:40,280 | 01:15:42,119 | - Just choose, Jane. - [CHUCKLES] | - Just choose, Jane. - [CHUCKLES] |
| 1802 | 01:15:42,120 | 01:15:43,909 | - Eeny, meeny, mi-- | - Eeny, meeny, mi-- |
| 1803 | 01:15:43,910 | 01:15:45,459 | [LAUGHS] I'm just kidding. | [LAUGHS] I'm just kidding. |
| 1804 | 01:15:45,460 | 01:15:46,460 | - [GRUNTING] | - [GRUNTING] |
| 1805 | 01:15:46,461 | 01:15:48,879 | - You have no idea what goes on in other people's families, | - You have no idea what goes on in other people's families, |
| 1806 | 01:15:48,880 | 01:15:50,959 | so you need to just keep your mouth shut! | so you need to just keep your mouth shut! |
| 1807 | 01:15:50,960 | 01:15:53,419 | HARPER: You keep your mouth shut, psycho! | HARPER: You keep your mouth shut, psycho! |
| 1808 | 01:15:53,420 | 01:15:55,340 | - I should run. Yeah. - Yeah. | - I should run. Yeah. - Yeah. |
| 1809 | 01:15:57,390 | 01:15:59,139 | - Levi. [CLEARS THROAT] We should-- | - Levi. [CLEARS THROAT] We should-- |
| 1810 | 01:15:59,140 | 01:16:01,220 | JANE: Huh. I wonder what this one is. | JANE: Huh. I wonder what this one is. |
| 1811 | 01:16:02,640 | 01:16:05,269 | - Abby, get the Santa. - [STRAINED GRUNT] | - Abby, get the Santa. - [STRAINED GRUNT] |
| 1812 | 01:16:05,270 | 01:16:07,099 | - I mean-- - You stay out of this, Sappho. | - I mean-- - You stay out of this, Sappho. |
| 1813 | 01:16:07,100 | 01:16:08,149 | - I would-- | - I would-- |
| 1814 | 01:16:08,150 | 01:16:09,859 | - [GRUNTING] | - [GRUNTING] |
| 1815 | 01:16:09,860 | 01:16:12,149 | - I don't know what this is. | - I don't know what this is. |
| 1816 | 01:16:12,150 | 01:16:14,439 | It's big. - [LAUGHTER] | It's big. - [LAUGHTER] |
| 1817 | 01:16:14,440 | 01:16:15,990 | - [GRUNTING, SCREAMING] - Oh! | - [GRUNTING, SCREAMING] - Oh! |
| 1818 | 01:16:18,490 | 01:16:20,239 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - [GASPING] | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - [GASPING] |
| 1819 | 01:16:20,240 | 01:16:21,779 | - Oh, gosh. | - Oh, gosh. |
| 1820 | 01:16:21,780 | 01:16:23,790 | Here, help me out here. | Here, help me out here. |
| 1821 | 01:16:25,290 | 01:16:27,499 | What-what-what-- Wh-What is this? | What-what-what-- Wh-What is this? |
| 1822 | 01:16:27,500 | 01:16:29,829 | - It's a painting of Main Street. | - It's a painting of Main Street. |
| 1823 | 01:16:29,830 | 01:16:30,750 | I made it. | I made it. |
| 1824 | 01:16:30,751 | 01:16:32,339 | - I love that. | - I love that. |
| 1825 | 01:16:32,340 | 01:16:34,090 | [CLEARING THROAT] | [CLEARING THROAT] |
| 1826 | 01:16:35,920 | 01:16:37,719 | SLOANE: No! No, no, no! | SLOANE: No! No, no, no! |
| 1827 | 01:16:37,720 | 01:16:40,139 | [SCREAMS] I'll kill you! | [SCREAMS] I'll kill you! |
| 1828 | 01:16:40,140 | 01:16:41,179 | - [GUESTS MURMURING] SLOANE: I'll kill you! | - [GUESTS MURMURING] SLOANE: I'll kill you! |
| 1829 | 01:16:41,180 | 01:16:42,679 | TED: What are you doing? TIPPER: Girls! | TED: What are you doing? TIPPER: Girls! |
| 1830 | 01:16:42,680 | 01:16:44,929 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
| 1831 | 01:16:44,930 | 01:16:46,389 | - Yeah, what is going on? | - Yeah, what is going on? |
| 1832 | 01:16:46,390 | 01:16:48,439 | Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? | Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? |
| 1833 | 01:16:48,440 | 01:16:49,939 | - Don't, Sloane! SLOANE: Why? | - Don't, Sloane! SLOANE: Why? |
| 1834 | 01:16:49,940 | 01:16:51,109 | It's not good timing? | It's not good timing? |
| 1835 | 01:16:51,110 | 01:16:52,189 | - [GRUNTS] - [GUESTS GASP] | - [GRUNTS] - [GUESTS GASP] |
| 1836 | 01:16:52,190 | 01:16:53,899 | - Girls, stop that this instant! | - Girls, stop that this instant! |
| 1837 | 01:16:53,900 | 01:16:55,479 | - Come on, guys. Just hug it out. | - Come on, guys. Just hug it out. |
| 1838 | 01:16:55,480 | 01:16:56,649 | BOTH: Shut up, Jane! | BOTH: Shut up, Jane! |
| 1839 | 01:16:56,650 | 01:16:58,359 | - Don't do this, Sloane. | - Don't do this, Sloane. |
| 1840 | 01:16:58,360 | 01:17:00,819 | - All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. | - All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. |
| 1841 | 01:17:00,820 | 01:17:01,869 | Pathetic. | Pathetic. |
| 1842 | 01:17:01,870 | 01:17:03,029 | - Sloane, you're making a scene! | - Sloane, you're making a scene! |
| 1843 | 01:17:03,030 | 01:17:04,079 | SLOANE: I am? | SLOANE: I am? |
| 1844 | 01:17:04,080 | 01:17:06,450 | You think she's so innocent? | You think she's so innocent? |
| 1845 | 01:17:07,580 | 01:17:10,619 | All of this is happening because Harper is-- | All of this is happening because Harper is-- |
| 1846 | 01:17:10,620 | 01:17:12,749 | - [GUESTS GASP, SCREAM] | - [GUESTS GASP, SCREAM] |
| 1847 | 01:17:12,750 | 01:17:13,840 | - [PANTING] | - [PANTING] |
| 1848 | 01:17:15,300 | 01:17:17,419 | - Harper is a lesbian. | - Harper is a lesbian. |
| 1849 | 01:17:17,420 | 01:17:19,430 | Abby's her girlfriend. | Abby's her girlfriend. |
| 1850 | 01:17:31,770 | 01:17:32,980 | - She is lying. | - She is lying. |
| 1851 | 01:17:34,980 | 01:17:36,279 | I am not a lesbian. | I am not a lesbian. |
| 1852 | 01:17:36,280 | 01:17:40,070 | Sloane is the one that has this big-- | Sloane is the one that has this big-- |
| 1853 | 01:18:07,600 | 01:18:09,559 | [GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION] TED: No! | [GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION] TED: No! |
| 1854 | 01:18:09,560 | 01:18:11,769 | - [HARPER SCREAMS] - [GUESTS GASPING, SHOUTING] | - [HARPER SCREAMS] - [GUESTS GASPING, SHOUTING] |
| 1855 | 01:18:11,770 | 01:18:13,729 | - Harper! - [SLOANE AND HARPER SCREAMING] | - Harper! - [SLOANE AND HARPER SCREAMING] |
| 1856 | 01:18:13,730 | 01:18:15,859 | - Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! HARRY: Oh, my. | - Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! HARRY: Oh, my. |
| 1857 | 01:18:15,860 | 01:18:16,979 | JANE: No! | JANE: No! |
| 1858 | 01:18:16,980 | 01:18:18,979 | Enough! | Enough! |
| 1859 | 01:18:18,980 | 01:18:20,319 | - [BOTH PANTING] | - [BOTH PANTING] |
| 1860 | 01:18:20,320 | 01:18:25,119 | - I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... | - I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... |
| 1861 | 01:18:25,120 | 01:18:28,370 | you just destroyed it like it was nothing. | you just destroyed it like it was nothing. |
| 1862 | 01:18:30,540 | 01:18:31,960 | It was something. | It was something. |
| 1863 | 01:18:33,330 | 01:18:35,840 | I am something. | I am something. |
| 1864 | 01:18:37,090 | 01:18:38,589 | And guess what. | And guess what. |
| 1865 | 01:18:38,590 | 01:18:39,959 | I like myself. | I like myself. |
| 1866 | 01:18:39,960 | 01:18:44,430 | And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. | And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. |
| 1867 | 01:18:45,640 | 01:18:48,849 | But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, | But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, |
| 1868 | 01:18:48,850 | 01:18:51,389 | and I will not be left out anymore! | and I will not be left out anymore! |
| 1869 | 01:18:51,390 | 01:18:52,689 | - [SCREAMING] - No! | - [SCREAMING] - No! |
| 1870 | 01:18:52,690 | 01:18:55,350 | - [GUESTS GASPING] | - [GUESTS GASPING] |
| 1871 | 01:18:56,560 | 01:18:57,899 | - Stop it, girls! | - Stop it, girls! |
| 1872 | 01:18:57,900 | 01:18:59,899 | - [GROANING] TIPPER: Stop this right now. | - [GROANING] TIPPER: Stop this right now. |
| 1873 | 01:18:59,900 | 01:19:01,069 | JANE: Guys, you keep ripping it more! | JANE: Guys, you keep ripping it more! |
| 1874 | 01:19:01,070 | 01:19:03,529 | TIPPER: Kids, what are you doing back there? | TIPPER: Kids, what are you doing back there? |
| 1875 | 01:19:03,530 | 01:19:06,200 | MAGNUS: Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper. | MAGNUS: Playing hide-and-seek like Abby and Aunt Harper. |
| 1876 | 01:19:07,410 | 01:19:09,660 | - [SIGHS, SNIFFLES] | - [SIGHS, SNIFFLES] |
| 1877 | 01:19:13,250 | 01:19:15,250 | [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] | [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] |
| 1878 | 01:19:19,300 | 01:19:21,630 | [SIGHS, SNIFFLES] | [SIGHS, SNIFFLES] |
| 1879 | 01:19:22,760 | 01:19:24,179 | JOHN: Abby? | JOHN: Abby? |
| 1880 | 01:19:24,180 | 01:19:25,680 | - [ABBY GROANS] | - [ABBY GROANS] |
| 1881 | 01:19:29,720 | 01:19:31,600 | - Want to go for a walk? | - Want to go for a walk? |
| 1882 | 01:19:32,640 | 01:19:33,890 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1883 | 01:19:34,940 | 01:19:36,729 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1884 | 01:19:36,730 | 01:19:38,809 | Come on. | Come on. |
| 1885 | 01:19:38,810 | 01:19:40,730 | ABBY: My parents loved Christmas. | ABBY: My parents loved Christmas. |
| 1886 | 01:19:41,820 | 01:19:43,149 | We would do all the stuff. | We would do all the stuff. |
| 1887 | 01:19:43,150 | 01:19:45,449 | We would decorate and... | We would decorate and... |
| 1888 | 01:19:45,450 | 01:19:47,870 | do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. | do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. |
| 1889 | 01:19:52,450 | 01:19:56,209 | After they died, I-I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. | After they died, I-I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. |
| 1890 | 01:19:56,210 | 01:19:57,750 | JOHN: Hmm. | JOHN: Hmm. |
| 1891 | 01:19:59,630 | 01:20:03,299 | - The holidays were just a huge reminder of... | - The holidays were just a huge reminder of... |
| 1892 | 01:20:03,300 | 01:20:05,840 | them not being here. | them not being here. |
| 1893 | 01:20:08,010 | 01:20:10,299 | So I really thought maybe this year with... | So I really thought maybe this year with... |
| 1894 | 01:20:10,300 | 01:20:14,889 | with Harper and meeting her family, you know, | with Harper and meeting her family, you know, |
| 1895 | 01:20:14,890 | 01:20:16,770 | that it would just feel different. | that it would just feel different. |
| 1896 | 01:20:22,820 | 01:20:24,489 | [SNIFFLES] | [SNIFFLES] |
| 1897 | 01:20:24,490 | 01:20:27,569 | I don't-- I don't think that she... | I don't-- I don't think that she... |
| 1898 | 01:20:27,570 | 01:20:29,569 | loves me as much as I thought she did. | loves me as much as I thought she did. |
| 1899 | 01:20:29,570 | 01:20:31,240 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
| 1900 | 01:20:32,330 | 01:20:37,329 | Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. | Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. |
| 1901 | 01:20:37,330 | 01:20:40,330 | - [TREMBLING] How could it not? | - [TREMBLING] How could it not? |
| 1902 | 01:20:42,290 | 01:20:46,090 | - Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? | - Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? |
| 1903 | 01:20:47,300 | 01:20:51,180 | - Um, that they loved and supported me. | - Um, that they loved and supported me. |
| 1904 | 01:20:52,350 | 01:20:54,560 | - That's amazing. | - That's amazing. |
| 1905 | 01:20:57,980 | 01:21:00,399 | My dad... | My dad... |
| 1906 | 01:21:00,400 | 01:21:02,229 | kicked me out of the house | kicked me out of the house |
| 1907 | 01:21:02,230 | 01:21:04,940 | and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. | and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. |
| 1908 | 01:21:06,860 | 01:21:09,280 | Everybody's story is different. | Everybody's story is different. |
| 1909 | 01:21:10,660 | 01:21:12,949 | There's your version | There's your version |
| 1910 | 01:21:12,950 | 01:21:17,000 | and my version and everything in between. | and my version and everything in between. |
| 1911 | 01:21:19,620 | 01:21:22,919 | But the one thing that all of those stories have in common | But the one thing that all of those stories have in common |
| 1912 | 01:21:22,920 | 01:21:27,419 | is that moment right before you say those words, | is that moment right before you say those words, |
| 1913 | 01:21:27,420 | 01:21:30,509 | when your heart is racing | when your heart is racing |
| 1914 | 01:21:30,510 | 01:21:32,800 | and you don't know what's coming next. | and you don't know what's coming next. |
| 1915 | 01:21:35,760 | 01:21:37,770 | That moment's really terrifying. | That moment's really terrifying. |
| 1916 | 01:21:39,440 | 01:21:41,599 | And then once you say those words, | And then once you say those words, |
| 1917 | 01:21:41,600 | 01:21:44,019 | you can't unsay them. | you can't unsay them. |
| 1918 | 01:21:44,020 | 01:21:48,399 | A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun, | A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun, |
| 1919 | 01:21:48,400 | 01:21:52,569 | and you have to be ready for that. | and you have to be ready for that. |
| 1920 | 01:21:52,570 | 01:21:54,780 | You can't do it for anyone else. | You can't do it for anyone else. |
| 1921 | 01:21:56,700 | 01:21:59,619 | Just because Harper isn't ready, | Just because Harper isn't ready, |
| 1922 | 01:21:59,620 | 01:22:02,169 | it doesn't mean she never will be, | it doesn't mean she never will be, |
| 1923 | 01:22:02,170 | 01:22:04,079 | and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. | and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. |
| 1924 | 01:22:04,080 | 01:22:05,750 | - [SNIFFLES] | - [SNIFFLES] |
| 1925 | 01:22:08,340 | 01:22:09,879 | [SNIFFLES] | [SNIFFLES] |
| 1926 | 01:22:09,880 | 01:22:13,429 | I-I want to be with someone who is ready. | I-I want to be with someone who is ready. |
| 1927 | 01:22:13,430 | 01:22:15,350 | - Mm. | - Mm. |
| 1928 | 01:22:28,030 | 01:22:30,569 | You look great in this coat. | You look great in this coat. |
| 1929 | 01:22:30,570 | 01:22:32,489 | GUEST: Merry Christmas. Thank you. SLOANE: Thank you. | GUEST: Merry Christmas. Thank you. SLOANE: Thank you. |
| 1930 | 01:22:32,490 | 01:22:35,070 | - [QUIET CHATTER] | - [QUIET CHATTER] |
| 1931 | 01:22:36,120 | 01:22:37,870 | RILEY: Just wait for me in the car. | RILEY: Just wait for me in the car. |
| 1932 | 01:22:44,460 | 01:22:45,670 | Great party. | Great party. |
| 1933 | 01:22:46,710 | 01:22:48,299 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 1934 | 01:22:48,300 | 01:22:49,420 | - You okay? | - You okay? |
| 1935 | 01:22:53,050 | 01:22:54,890 | - I'm so sorry. | - I'm so sorry. |
| 1936 | 01:22:57,100 | 01:22:58,970 | - [SIGHS] | - [SIGHS] |
| 1937 | 01:23:02,100 | 01:23:04,270 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
| 1938 | 01:23:05,850 | 01:23:07,610 | - Merry Christmas. | - Merry Christmas. |
| 1939 | 01:23:12,530 | 01:23:14,359 | - She's a really good one. | - She's a really good one. |
| 1940 | 01:23:14,360 | 01:23:16,200 | - [CHUCKLES] Yeah. | - [CHUCKLES] Yeah. |
| 1941 | 01:23:20,240 | 01:23:21,450 | - Riley. - Sloane. | - Riley. - Sloane. |
| 1942 | 01:23:27,630 | 01:23:29,500 | - I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry. |
| 1943 | 01:23:30,710 | 01:23:32,880 | Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed. | Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed. |
| 1944 | 01:23:34,970 | 01:23:37,219 | - Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming, | - Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming, |
| 1945 | 01:23:37,220 | 01:23:41,469 | and again, my apologies for the spectacle. | and again, my apologies for the spectacle. |
| 1946 | 01:23:41,470 | 01:23:43,230 | - I'll call you. | - I'll call you. |
| 1947 | 01:23:50,440 | 01:23:52,439 | - What the hell happened tonight? | - What the hell happened tonight? |
| 1948 | 01:23:52,440 | 01:23:54,949 | Even as children, you never behaved this badly. | Even as children, you never behaved this badly. |
| 1949 | 01:23:54,950 | 01:23:57,869 | I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. | I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. |
| 1950 | 01:23:57,870 | 01:23:59,909 | You know how this world works. | You know how this world works. |
| 1951 | 01:23:59,910 | 01:24:04,329 | Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. | Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. |
| 1952 | 01:24:04,330 | 01:24:07,169 | Jane, I know you-you just wanted to be included. | Jane, I know you-you just wanted to be included. |
| 1953 | 01:24:07,170 | 01:24:08,459 | - It was really nice. | - It was really nice. |
| 1954 | 01:24:08,460 | 01:24:12,419 | - Sloane, making up lies about your sister. | - Sloane, making up lies about your sister. |
| 1955 | 01:24:12,420 | 01:24:13,799 | You're better than that. | You're better than that. |
| 1956 | 01:24:13,800 | 01:24:16,260 | At least you used to be. | At least you used to be. |
| 1957 | 01:24:18,840 | 01:24:20,969 | - Sorry, I'm-I'm just getting my stuff. | - Sorry, I'm-I'm just getting my stuff. |
| 1958 | 01:24:20,970 | 01:24:23,059 | - Wait, Abby. | - Wait, Abby. |
| 1959 | 01:24:23,060 | 01:24:24,680 | Wait. | Wait. |
| 1960 | 01:24:25,890 | 01:24:27,139 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
| 1961 | 01:24:27,140 | 01:24:29,150 | Sloane wasn't lying. | Sloane wasn't lying. |
| 1962 | 01:24:30,730 | 01:24:32,230 | I'm gay. | I'm gay. |
| 1963 | 01:24:36,820 | 01:24:39,740 | And I am in love with Abby. | And I am in love with Abby. |
| 1964 | 01:24:41,950 | 01:24:43,949 | I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, | I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, |
| 1965 | 01:24:43,950 | 01:24:47,499 | but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you, | but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you, |
| 1966 | 01:24:47,500 | 01:24:50,789 | and me being gay just didn't... | and me being gay just didn't... |
| 1967 | 01:24:50,790 | 01:24:53,209 | fit into the plan. | fit into the plan. |
| 1968 | 01:24:53,210 | 01:24:57,129 | But I... | But I... |
| 1969 | 01:24:57,130 | 01:25:00,340 | let myself hurt Riley... | let myself hurt Riley... |
| 1970 | 01:25:02,140 | 01:25:05,139 | ...because I was so scared that you would find out | ...because I was so scared that you would find out |
| 1971 | 01:25:05,140 | 01:25:07,390 | I wasn't who you wanted me to be. | I wasn't who you wanted me to be. |
| 1972 | 01:25:08,480 | 01:25:10,269 | And... | And... |
| 1973 | 01:25:10,270 | 01:25:12,860 | I still regret it. | I still regret it. |
| 1974 | 01:25:14,150 | 01:25:17,860 | I can't do that to Abby... [CHUCKLES] | I can't do that to Abby... [CHUCKLES] |
| 1975 | 01:25:19,910 | 01:25:21,700 | [CRYING] ...and throw away... | [CRYING] ...and throw away... |
| 1976 | 01:25:23,080 | 01:25:24,660 | ...our life together. | ...our life together. |
| 1977 | 01:25:27,620 | 01:25:32,379 | So I am done being scared, | So I am done being scared, |
| 1978 | 01:25:32,380 | 01:25:34,880 | and I am done keeping secrets. | and I am done keeping secrets. |
| 1979 | 01:25:37,050 | 01:25:38,800 | I love you. | I love you. |
| 1980 | 01:26:03,030 | 01:26:05,450 | - Eric and I are getting a divorce. | - Eric and I are getting a divorce. |
| 1981 | 01:26:06,700 | 01:26:09,660 | We separated a few months ago. | We separated a few months ago. |
| 1982 | 01:26:10,910 | 01:26:12,959 | And the truth is I didn't tell you | And the truth is I didn't tell you |
| 1983 | 01:26:12,960 | 01:26:15,210 | because without my family I'm worthless to you. | because without my family I'm worthless to you. |
| 1984 | 01:26:16,880 | 01:26:22,129 | We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, | We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, |
| 1985 | 01:26:22,130 | 01:26:24,140 | and I'm done, too. | and I'm done, too. |
| 1986 | 01:26:30,850 | 01:26:34,350 | - I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally. | - I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally. |
| 1987 | 01:26:43,530 | 01:26:44,950 | [DISTANT DOOR CLOSES] | [DISTANT DOOR CLOSES] |
| 1988 | 01:26:49,040 | 01:26:51,579 | - I'm gonna go. | - I'm gonna go. |
| 1989 | 01:26:51,580 | 01:26:54,169 | - Wait. No, no. | - Wait. No, no. |
| 1990 | 01:26:54,170 | 01:26:56,170 | [SIGHING] | [SIGHING] |
| 1991 | 01:26:57,960 | 01:26:59,880 | I did it. | I did it. |
| 1992 | 01:27:00,880 | 01:27:02,590 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
| 1993 | 01:27:04,300 | 01:27:06,849 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1994 | 01:27:06,850 | 01:27:09,470 | Uh, it's just too late. | Uh, it's just too late. |
| 1995 | 01:27:26,410 | 01:27:28,410 | - [SOBS SOFTLY] | - [SOBS SOFTLY] |
| 1996 | 01:27:48,680 | 01:27:50,680 | - [TAKES DEEP BREATH] | - [TAKES DEEP BREATH] |
| 1997 | 01:27:52,600 | 01:27:56,729 | I have always wanted to try karate, | I have always wanted to try karate, |
| 1998 | 01:27:56,730 | 01:27:58,729 | even though I know it's not elegant. | even though I know it's not elegant. |
| 1999 | 01:27:58,730 | 01:28:01,019 | I hate flowers. | I hate flowers. |
| 2000 | 01:28:01,020 | 01:28:02,689 | - I see what you're doing. | - I see what you're doing. |
| 2001 | 01:28:02,690 | 01:28:07,360 | - We have been so worried about seeming perfect. | - We have been so worried about seeming perfect. |
| 2002 | 01:28:09,030 | 01:28:13,000 | But maybe we don't even know what perfect is. | But maybe we don't even know what perfect is. |
| 2003 | 01:28:14,040 | 01:28:16,369 | We have one daughter | We have one daughter |
| 2004 | 01:28:16,370 | 01:28:20,379 | who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us, | who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us, |
| 2005 | 01:28:20,380 | 01:28:23,669 | and another daughter who... | and another daughter who... |
| 2006 | 01:28:23,670 | 01:28:27,339 | [CRYING] just had her heart broken | [CRYING] just had her heart broken |
| 2007 | 01:28:27,340 | 01:28:30,259 | because she was afraid | because she was afraid |
| 2008 | 01:28:30,260 | 01:28:33,019 | we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth. | we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth. |
| 2009 | 01:28:33,020 | 01:28:35,019 | And... [SNIFFLES] | And... [SNIFFLES] |
| 2010 | 01:28:35,020 | 01:28:38,649 | the only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her | the only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her |
| 2011 | 01:28:38,650 | 01:28:41,059 | after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool. | after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool. |
| 2012 | 01:28:41,060 | 01:28:43,109 | [TAKES DEEP, GASPING BREATH] | [TAKES DEEP, GASPING BREATH] |
| 2013 | 01:28:43,110 | 01:28:45,189 | That is... | That is... |
| 2014 | 01:28:45,190 | 01:28:49,410 | very far from perfect, if you ask me. | very far from perfect, if you ask me. |
| 2015 | 01:28:57,080 | 01:28:58,999 | - Thanks. | - Thanks. |
| 2016 | 01:28:59,000 | 01:29:01,169 | - I'm really sorry. | - I'm really sorry. |
| 2017 | 01:29:01,170 | 01:29:02,669 | - I know. | - I know. |
| 2018 | 01:29:02,670 | 01:29:04,420 | Me, too. | Me, too. |
| 2019 | 01:29:05,800 | 01:29:08,179 | And, Jane, I... | And, Jane, I... |
| 2020 | 01:29:08,180 | 01:29:11,639 | I'm so sorry about your painting. | I'm so sorry about your painting. |
| 2021 | 01:29:11,640 | 01:29:13,429 | It was really beautiful. | It was really beautiful. |
| 2022 | 01:29:13,430 | 01:29:15,679 | - It was. | - It was. |
| 2023 | 01:29:15,680 | 01:29:17,850 | - Thanks, guys. | - Thanks, guys. |
| 2024 | 01:29:23,690 | 01:29:26,690 | - He just needs a little time. | - He just needs a little time. |
| 2025 | 01:29:31,320 | 01:29:33,949 | JOHN: Okay, listen to these ingredients: | JOHN: Okay, listen to these ingredients: |
| 2026 | 01:29:33,950 | 01:29:35,289 | maltodextrin, | maltodextrin, |
| 2027 | 01:29:35,290 | 01:29:37,999 | autolyzed yeast extract, | autolyzed yeast extract, |
| 2028 | 01:29:38,000 | 01:29:40,869 | artificial colors-- Red 40 Lake, | artificial colors-- Red 40 Lake, |
| 2029 | 01:29:40,870 | 01:29:44,129 | Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. | Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. |
| 2030 | 01:29:44,130 | 01:29:46,839 | Because all of the yellows taste so different. | Because all of the yellows taste so different. |
| 2031 | 01:29:46,840 | 01:29:49,589 | You know, I am disgusted at the poison | You know, I am disgusted at the poison |
| 2032 | 01:29:49,590 | 01:29:52,390 | these corporations try to pass off as food. | these corporations try to pass off as food. |
| 2033 | 01:29:54,220 | 01:29:56,099 | - Who's watching the animals? | - Who's watching the animals? |
| 2034 | 01:29:56,100 | 01:29:58,309 | - My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have | - My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have |
| 2035 | 01:29:58,310 | 01:30:01,270 | a conversation about the fish at some point. | a conversation about the fish at some point. |
| 2036 | 01:30:02,560 | 01:30:04,730 | - What happened to the fish? | - What happened to the fish? |
| 2037 | 01:30:06,860 | 01:30:08,860 | - Let's look at gum. | - Let's look at gum. |
| 2038 | 01:30:12,950 | 01:30:15,159 | Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that | Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that |
| 2039 | 01:30:15,160 | 01:30:17,079 | nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean. | nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean. |
| 2040 | 01:30:17,080 | 01:30:18,580 | Correct? [HORN HONKING] | Correct? [HORN HONKING] |
| 2041 | 01:30:21,210 | 01:30:23,039 | - Abby. | - Abby. |
| 2042 | 01:30:23,040 | 01:30:24,539 | - H-How did you even-- | - H-How did you even-- |
| 2043 | 01:30:24,540 | 01:30:26,999 | - I tracked you. John taught me. | - I tracked you. John taught me. |
| 2044 | 01:30:27,000 | 01:30:28,459 | - I just want to go home. | - I just want to go home. |
| 2045 | 01:30:28,460 | 01:30:30,759 | HARPER: I know. I just-- | HARPER: I know. I just-- |
| 2046 | 01:30:30,760 | 01:30:33,140 | Please, let me say this. | Please, let me say this. |
| 2047 | 01:30:34,180 | 01:30:36,429 | You are my family. | You are my family. |
| 2048 | 01:30:36,430 | 01:30:40,429 | I mean, you are the love of my life. | I mean, you are the love of my life. |
| 2049 | 01:30:40,430 | 01:30:41,979 | I was terrible. | I was terrible. |
| 2050 | 01:30:41,980 | 01:30:44,439 | And-and I wish that I could undo everything, | And-and I wish that I could undo everything, |
| 2051 | 01:30:44,440 | 01:30:46,819 | but I promise you I will make it up to you. | but I promise you I will make it up to you. |
| 2052 | 01:30:46,820 | 01:30:50,189 | I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. | I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. |
| 2053 | 01:30:50,190 | 01:30:52,860 | And I won't hurt you like this again. | And I won't hurt you like this again. |
| 2054 | 01:30:54,990 | 01:30:57,619 | But please... | But please... |
| 2055 | 01:30:57,620 | 01:30:59,449 | give me another chance. | give me another chance. |
| 2056 | 01:30:59,450 | 01:31:01,910 | I-I want to build a life with you. | I-I want to build a life with you. |
| 2057 | 01:31:03,960 | 01:31:05,790 | Please. | Please. |
| 2058 | 01:31:07,790 | 01:31:09,379 | - And what about your parents? I-- | - And what about your parents? I-- |
| 2059 | 01:31:09,380 | 01:31:11,419 | - No, no, I... | - No, no, I... |
| 2060 | 01:31:11,420 | 01:31:14,129 | I don't care what they think. | I don't care what they think. |
| 2061 | 01:31:14,130 | 01:31:16,510 | I only care about you. | I only care about you. |
| 2062 | 01:31:17,850 | 01:31:20,470 | If I have you, that's all I need. | If I have you, that's all I need. |
| 2063 | 01:31:22,770 | 01:31:24,480 | Be with me. | Be with me. |
| 2064 | 01:31:31,110 | 01:31:33,610 | ♪ uplifting music ♪ | ♪ uplifting music ♪ |
| 2065 | 01:31:35,410 | 01:31:37,120 | - [CHUCKLES] | - [CHUCKLES] |
| 2066 | 01:31:52,550 | 01:31:54,339 | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ | ♪ upbeat holiday music ♪ |
| 2067 | 01:31:54,340 | 01:31:55,759 | JANE: So, the Shadow Dreamers | JANE: So, the Shadow Dreamers |
| 2068 | 01:31:55,760 | 01:31:58,219 | were compelled to rise up against Flanks. | were compelled to rise up against Flanks. |
| 2069 | 01:31:58,220 | 01:32:00,389 | JOHN: Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations. | JOHN: Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations. |
| 2070 | 01:32:00,390 | 01:32:01,769 | - Exactly. | - Exactly. |
| 2071 | 01:32:01,770 | 01:32:02,849 | - Good morning. | - Good morning. |
| 2072 | 01:32:02,850 | 01:32:04,139 | - Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. - Hi. | - Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. - Hi. |
| 2073 | 01:32:04,140 | 01:32:06,099 | - Morning. HARPER: Hey, Mom. | - Morning. HARPER: Hey, Mom. |
| 2074 | 01:32:06,100 | 01:32:07,979 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
| 2075 | 01:32:07,980 | 01:32:09,189 | ABBY: How'd you sleep? | ABBY: How'd you sleep? |
| 2076 | 01:32:09,190 | 01:32:11,149 | - Did he come down? | - Did he come down? |
| 2077 | 01:32:11,150 | 01:32:12,899 | - No, not yet. | - No, not yet. |
| 2078 | 01:32:12,900 | 01:32:14,319 | SLOANE: Everyone. | SLOANE: Everyone. |
| 2079 | 01:32:14,320 | 01:32:15,529 | Go ahead, kids. | Go ahead, kids. |
| 2080 | 01:32:15,530 | 01:32:18,319 | - We put the necklace in Abby's bag. | - We put the necklace in Abby's bag. |
| 2081 | 01:32:18,320 | 01:32:19,949 | MAGNUS: We're sorry. | MAGNUS: We're sorry. |
| 2082 | 01:32:19,950 | 01:32:21,279 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
| 2083 | 01:32:21,280 | 01:32:23,369 | - Can we open our stockings now? | - Can we open our stockings now? |
| 2084 | 01:32:23,370 | 01:32:25,209 | - Yes. - Let's go. | - Yes. - Let's go. |
| 2085 | 01:32:25,210 | 01:32:27,290 | [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] | [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] |
| 2086 | 01:32:33,880 | 01:32:38,219 | - Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings | - Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings |
| 2087 | 01:32:38,220 | 01:32:40,219 | into this campaign. | into this campaign. |
| 2088 | 01:32:40,220 | 01:32:44,019 | Because I thought, if I won, | Because I thought, if I won, |
| 2089 | 01:32:44,020 | 01:32:46,019 | you'd all be proud of me. | you'd all be proud of me. |
| 2090 | 01:32:46,020 | 01:32:48,099 | - We're already proud of you. | - We're already proud of you. |
| 2091 | 01:32:48,100 | 01:32:50,359 | - We don't care if you win. | - We don't care if you win. |
| 2092 | 01:32:50,360 | 01:32:51,519 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 2093 | 01:32:51,520 | 01:32:53,439 | And the money doesn't matter. | And the money doesn't matter. |
| 2094 | 01:32:53,440 | 01:32:56,030 | When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us. | When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us. |
| 2095 | 01:32:59,410 | 01:33:02,199 | - I love you, girls. | - I love you, girls. |
| 2096 | 01:33:02,200 | 01:33:04,999 | And I'm sorry for making you think | And I'm sorry for making you think |
| 2097 | 01:33:05,000 | 01:33:08,080 | that anything could ever get in the way of that. | that anything could ever get in the way of that. |
| 2098 | 01:33:09,080 | 01:33:10,749 | I want to do better, | I want to do better, |
| 2099 | 01:33:10,750 | 01:33:14,049 | and it will take time, but all I want for you | and it will take time, but all I want for you |
| 2100 | 01:33:14,050 | 01:33:16,169 | is to find the same joy and happiness | is to find the same joy and happiness |
| 2101 | 01:33:16,170 | 01:33:20,799 | that you have given me, no matter where it comes from. | that you have given me, no matter where it comes from. |
| 2102 | 01:33:20,800 | 01:33:22,800 | - [TIPPER CHUCKLING] | - [TIPPER CHUCKLING] |
| 2103 | 01:33:24,890 | 01:33:26,679 | JANE: Aw. | JANE: Aw. |
| 2104 | 01:33:26,680 | 01:33:29,559 | TED: Mm. - [WOMEN LAUGHING] | TED: Mm. - [WOMEN LAUGHING] |
| 2105 | 01:33:29,560 | 01:33:32,650 | ["O HOLY NIGHT" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING] | ["O HOLY NIGHT" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING] |
| 2106 | 01:33:41,410 | 01:33:42,819 | - Whoa! | - Whoa! |
| 2107 | 01:33:42,820 | 01:33:44,119 | - Smile. | - Smile. |
| 2108 | 01:33:44,120 | 01:33:45,489 | Smile. | Smile. |
| 2109 | 01:33:45,490 | 01:33:46,789 | - Aw. [CAMERA CLICKS] | - Aw. [CAMERA CLICKS] |
| 2110 | 01:33:46,790 | 01:33:48,829 | - You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you? | - You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you? |
| 2111 | 01:33:48,830 | 01:33:49,830 | - I-- It's impressive. | - I-- It's impressive. |
| 2112 | 01:33:49,831 | 01:33:51,750 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 2113 | 01:34:07,350 | 01:34:09,139 | - Hello? HARRY: Merry Christmas, Ted. | - Hello? HARRY: Merry Christmas, Ted. |
| 2114 | 01:34:09,140 | 01:34:10,729 | - Merry-- HARRY: I'll get right to it. | - Merry-- HARRY: I'll get right to it. |
| 2115 | 01:34:10,730 | 01:34:13,269 | I like you. I think you can win, too, | I like you. I think you can win, too, |
| 2116 | 01:34:13,270 | 01:34:15,229 | and not just this election. | and not just this election. |
| 2117 | 01:34:15,230 | 01:34:17,609 | - Thank you, Ms. Levin. HARRY: Hold on. There's an "if." | - Thank you, Ms. Levin. HARRY: Hold on. There's an "if." |
| 2118 | 01:34:17,610 | 01:34:21,319 | Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true, | Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true, |
| 2119 | 01:34:21,320 | 01:34:23,529 | but if it is... [SIGHS] | but if it is... [SIGHS] |
| 2120 | 01:34:23,530 | 01:34:27,199 | and Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy | and Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy |
| 2121 | 01:34:27,200 | 01:34:29,869 | regarding her private life, | regarding her private life, |
| 2122 | 01:34:29,870 | 01:34:31,659 | I think we could be in business. | I think we could be in business. |
| 2123 | 01:34:31,660 | 01:34:33,670 | What do you say? | What do you say? |
| 2124 | 01:34:45,720 | 01:34:47,309 | - Well? | - Well? |
| 2125 | 01:34:47,310 | 01:34:49,270 | - It's not gonna work out. | - It's not gonna work out. |
| 2126 | 01:34:50,310 | 01:34:51,559 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
| 2127 | 01:34:51,560 | 01:34:53,230 | - We'll figure something out. | - We'll figure something out. |
| 2128 | 01:34:57,770 | 01:34:59,569 | TIPPER: Great, so-- Wait, come over here. | TIPPER: Great, so-- Wait, come over here. |
| 2129 | 01:34:59,570 | 01:35:01,899 | TED: Okay. Where am I? Here? TIPPER: You move there. | TED: Okay. Where am I? Here? TIPPER: You move there. |
| 2130 | 01:35:01,900 | 01:35:04,069 | TED: Yeah, okay. Okay. TIPPER: Hi, honey. Right. | TED: Yeah, okay. Okay. TIPPER: Hi, honey. Right. |
| 2131 | 01:35:04,070 | 01:35:06,119 | Um, Jane, you get in the middle. | Um, Jane, you get in the middle. |
| 2132 | 01:35:06,120 | 01:35:07,120 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
| 2133 | 01:35:08,160 | 01:35:09,579 | - [CHUCKLING] - Right there. | - [CHUCKLING] - Right there. |
| 2134 | 01:35:09,580 | 01:35:11,329 | TIPPER: John, would you mind? | TIPPER: John, would you mind? |
| 2135 | 01:35:11,330 | 01:35:13,419 | - Oh, I would be delighted. | - Oh, I would be delighted. |
| 2136 | 01:35:13,420 | 01:35:15,539 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 2137 | 01:35:15,540 | 01:35:17,879 | - Abby, what are you doing way over there? | - Abby, what are you doing way over there? |
| 2138 | 01:35:17,880 | 01:35:19,499 | Get in here. - Come on. | Get in here. - Come on. |
| 2139 | 01:35:19,500 | 01:35:21,670 | - [LAUGHTER] | - [LAUGHTER] |
| 2140 | 01:35:23,930 | 01:35:26,299 | - Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas." | - Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas." |
| 2141 | 01:35:26,300 | 01:35:28,179 | - No, don't say that. - [ABBY LAUGHS] | - No, don't say that. - [ABBY LAUGHS] |
| 2142 | 01:35:28,180 | 01:35:30,769 | ["MAKE YOU MINE THIS SEASON" BY TEGAN & SARA PLAYING] | ["MAKE YOU MINE THIS SEASON" BY TEGAN & SARA PLAYING] |
| 2143 | 01:35:30,770 | 01:35:31,849 | [CAMERA CLICKS] | [CAMERA CLICKS] |
| 2144 | 01:35:31,850 | 01:35:35,269 | ♪ Somebody broke your heart ♪ | ♪ Somebody broke your heart ♪ |
| 2145 | 01:35:35,270 | 01:35:38,019 | ♪ Under a Christmas tree... ♪ | ♪ Under a Christmas tree... ♪ |
| 2146 | 01:35:38,020 | 01:35:40,069 | JANE: "Once they cross Corvall Chasm, | JANE: "Once they cross Corvall Chasm, |
| 2147 | 01:35:40,070 | 01:35:42,239 | "they will enter floam territory. | "they will enter floam territory. |
| 2148 | 01:35:42,240 | 01:35:45,659 | "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out | "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out |
| 2149 | 01:35:45,660 | 01:35:47,449 | "with their Krindoll intact, | "with their Krindoll intact, |
| 2150 | 01:35:47,450 | 01:35:51,489 | "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders. | "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders. |
| 2151 | 01:35:51,490 | 01:35:55,999 | "They look to each other and then into the darkness. | "They look to each other and then into the darkness. |
| 2152 | 01:35:56,000 | 01:35:59,459 | It is Glank who takes the first step." | It is Glank who takes the first step." |
| 2153 | 01:35:59,460 | 01:36:01,840 | - [CHEERING] | - [CHEERING] |
| 2154 | 01:36:07,550 | 01:36:09,349 | - Here you go. Thank you so much for coming. | - Here you go. Thank you so much for coming. |
| 2155 | 01:36:09,350 | 01:36:10,389 | MAN: Thank you. | MAN: Thank you. |
| 2156 | 01:36:10,390 | 01:36:11,969 | JANE: Bye. - Hi. | JANE: Bye. - Hi. |
| 2157 | 01:36:11,970 | 01:36:13,139 | JANE: Hi. - We'll meet you there? | JANE: Hi. - We'll meet you there? |
| 2158 | 01:36:13,140 | 01:36:14,140 | - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 2159 | 01:36:14,140 | 01:36:15,140 | - Okay. - Yeah, you bet. | - Okay. - Yeah, you bet. |
| 2160 | 01:36:15,141 | 01:36:16,349 | - That was awesome. - Bye. | - That was awesome. - Bye. |
| 2161 | 01:36:16,350 | 01:36:17,399 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
| 2162 | 01:36:17,400 | 01:36:18,559 | - Oh. Two at a time. - Oh. | - Oh. Two at a time. - Oh. |
| 2163 | 01:36:18,560 | 01:36:19,769 | - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. | - Aah! - Oh, my word. - It's an onslaught. |
| 2164 | 01:36:19,770 | 01:36:21,069 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 2165 | 01:36:21,070 | 01:36:24,279 | ♪ Make you mine, make you mine this season ♪ | ♪ Make you mine, make you mine this season ♪ |
| 2166 | 01:36:24,280 | 01:36:27,779 | ♪ Bells ring out on the street ♪ | ♪ Bells ring out on the street ♪ |
| 2167 | 01:36:27,780 | 01:36:29,909 | ♪ Snow falling at our feet ♪ | ♪ Snow falling at our feet ♪ |
| 2168 | 01:36:29,910 | 01:36:31,779 | - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] | - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] |
| 2169 | 01:36:31,780 | 01:36:34,250 | ♪ Lights glowing in the trees ♪ | ♪ Lights glowing in the trees ♪ |
| 2170 | 01:36:35,540 | 01:36:37,669 | ♪ Will you dance with me? ♪ | ♪ Will you dance with me? ♪ |
| 2171 | 01:36:37,670 | 01:36:41,669 | ♪ Have I been good enough ♪ - [SLOANE LAUGHS] | ♪ Have I been good enough ♪ - [SLOANE LAUGHS] |
| 2172 | 01:36:41,670 | 01:36:45,760 | ♪ To ask for your love? ♪ | ♪ To ask for your love? ♪ |
| 2173 | 01:36:48,680 | 01:36:52,309 | ♪ You're the only girl I've got on my list ♪ | ♪ You're the only girl I've got on my list ♪ |
| 2174 | 01:36:52,310 | 01:36:55,679 | ♪ I write your name, I know it's foolish ♪ | ♪ I write your name, I know it's foolish ♪ |
| 2175 | 01:36:55,680 | 01:36:59,899 | ♪ But I chase the feeling 'cause you keep me dreaming ♪ | ♪ But I chase the feeling 'cause you keep me dreaming ♪ |
| 2176 | 01:36:59,900 | 01:37:03,939 | ♪ That I could make you mine, make you mine this season ♪ | ♪ That I could make you mine, make you mine this season ♪ |
| 2177 | 01:37:03,940 | 01:37:06,819 | ♪ I put a star on the top of my tree ♪ | ♪ I put a star on the top of my tree ♪ |
| 2178 | 01:37:06,820 | 01:37:10,659 | ♪ I just want to make you mine ♪ | ♪ I just want to make you mine ♪ |
| 2179 | 01:37:10,660 | 01:37:14,079 | ♪ Its light is gonna lead you straight to me ♪ | ♪ Its light is gonna lead you straight to me ♪ |
| 2180 | 01:37:14,080 | 01:37:17,710 | ♪ I just want to make you mine. ♪ | ♪ I just want to make you mine. ♪ |
| 2181 | 01:37:22,380 | 01:37:24,379 | [SONG FADES] ["THINK OF CHRISTMAS" BY ANNE-MARIE BEGINS] | [SONG FADES] ["THINK OF CHRISTMAS" BY ANNE-MARIE BEGINS] |
| 2182 | 01:37:24,380 | 01:37:28,549 | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2183 | 01:37:28,550 | 01:37:30,760 | ♪ I think of you ♪ | ♪ I think of you ♪ |
| 2184 | 01:37:41,440 | 01:37:44,189 | ♪ Remember the snow angels ♪ | ♪ Remember the snow angels ♪ |
| 2185 | 01:37:44,190 | 01:37:46,569 | ♪ Unorthodox anecdotes ♪ | ♪ Unorthodox anecdotes ♪ |
| 2186 | 01:37:46,570 | 01:37:49,399 | ♪ About how it's never home ♪ | ♪ About how it's never home ♪ |
| 2187 | 01:37:49,400 | 01:37:52,119 | ♪ Hmm, unless you're here ♪ | ♪ Hmm, unless you're here ♪ |
| 2188 | 01:37:52,120 | 01:37:54,779 | ♪ Don't matter how deep the snow ♪ | ♪ Don't matter how deep the snow ♪ |
| 2189 | 01:37:54,780 | 01:37:57,499 | ♪ Don't matter how cold it goes ♪ | ♪ Don't matter how cold it goes ♪ |
| 2190 | 01:37:57,500 | 01:37:59,999 | ♪ I've already made it home ♪ | ♪ I've already made it home ♪ |
| 2191 | 01:38:00,000 | 01:38:02,329 | ♪ Hmm, because you're here ♪ | ♪ Hmm, because you're here ♪ |
| 2192 | 01:38:02,330 | 01:38:05,129 | ♪ Still at the kids' table even though we're grown ♪ | ♪ Still at the kids' table even though we're grown ♪ |
| 2193 | 01:38:05,130 | 01:38:07,799 | ♪ Hands on my kneecap underneath the table ♪ | ♪ Hands on my kneecap underneath the table ♪ |
| 2194 | 01:38:07,800 | 01:38:10,629 | ♪ We got a secret only you and me know ♪ | ♪ We got a secret only you and me know ♪ |
| 2195 | 01:38:10,630 | 01:38:12,929 | ♪ But they know 'cause ♪ | ♪ But they know 'cause ♪ |
| 2196 | 01:38:12,930 | 01:38:16,099 | ♪ A love like ours comes with the brightest of halos ♪ | ♪ A love like ours comes with the brightest of halos ♪ |
| 2197 | 01:38:16,100 | 01:38:17,519 | ♪ Yeah, they know ♪ | ♪ Yeah, they know ♪ |
| 2198 | 01:38:17,520 | 01:38:22,019 | ♪ That when I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ That when I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2199 | 01:38:22,020 | 01:38:25,649 | ♪ I think of you and me and a classic kiss ♪ | ♪ I think of you and me and a classic kiss ♪ |
| 2200 | 01:38:25,650 | 01:38:28,569 | ♪ Modern love is what it is ♪ | ♪ Modern love is what it is ♪ |
| 2201 | 01:38:28,570 | 01:38:32,569 | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2202 | 01:38:32,570 | 01:38:35,949 | ♪ I think of nothing more, nothing to do ♪ | ♪ I think of nothing more, nothing to do ♪ |
| 2203 | 01:38:35,950 | 01:38:38,909 | ♪ Unwrap myself in front of you ♪ | ♪ Unwrap myself in front of you ♪ |
| 2204 | 01:38:38,910 | 01:38:43,209 | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2205 | 01:38:43,210 | 01:38:45,500 | ♪ I think of you ♪ | ♪ I think of you ♪ |
| 2206 | 01:38:48,590 | 01:38:50,970 | ♪ I think of you ♪ | ♪ I think of you ♪ |
| 2207 | 01:38:56,140 | 01:38:58,809 | ♪ Rewriting my memories ♪ | ♪ Rewriting my memories ♪ |
| 2208 | 01:38:58,810 | 01:39:01,229 | ♪ Creating new history ♪ | ♪ Creating new history ♪ |
| 2209 | 01:39:01,230 | 01:39:04,059 | ♪ And the season feels new to me ♪ | ♪ And the season feels new to me ♪ |
| 2210 | 01:39:04,060 | 01:39:06,359 | ♪ Huh, because you're here ♪ | ♪ Huh, because you're here ♪ |
| 2211 | 01:39:06,360 | 01:39:09,109 | ♪ Still at the kids' table even though we're grown ♪ | ♪ Still at the kids' table even though we're grown ♪ |
| 2212 | 01:39:09,110 | 01:39:11,819 | ♪ Hands on my kneecap underneath the table ♪ | ♪ Hands on my kneecap underneath the table ♪ |
| 2213 | 01:39:11,820 | 01:39:14,909 | ♪ We got a secret only you and me know ♪ | ♪ We got a secret only you and me know ♪ |
| 2214 | 01:39:14,910 | 01:39:16,949 | ♪ But they know 'cause ♪ | ♪ But they know 'cause ♪ |
| 2215 | 01:39:16,950 | 01:39:20,119 | ♪ A love like ours comes with the brightest of halos ♪ | ♪ A love like ours comes with the brightest of halos ♪ |
| 2216 | 01:39:20,120 | 01:39:21,449 | ♪ Yeah, they know ♪ | ♪ Yeah, they know ♪ |
| 2217 | 01:39:21,450 | 01:39:25,999 | ♪ That when I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ That when I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2218 | 01:39:26,000 | 01:39:29,669 | ♪ I think of you and me and a classic kiss ♪ | ♪ I think of you and me and a classic kiss ♪ |
| 2219 | 01:39:29,670 | 01:39:32,549 | ♪ Modern love is what it is ♪ | ♪ Modern love is what it is ♪ |
| 2220 | 01:39:32,550 | 01:39:36,469 | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2221 | 01:39:36,470 | 01:39:40,099 | ♪ I think of nothing more, nothing to do ♪ | ♪ I think of nothing more, nothing to do ♪ |
| 2222 | 01:39:40,100 | 01:39:42,979 | ♪ Unwrap myself in front of you ♪ | ♪ Unwrap myself in front of you ♪ |
| 2223 | 01:39:42,980 | 01:39:47,309 | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2224 | 01:39:47,310 | 01:39:49,690 | ♪ I think of you ♪ | ♪ I think of you ♪ |
| 2225 | 01:39:52,780 | 01:39:55,240 | ♪ I think of you ♪ | ♪ I think of you ♪ |
| 2226 | 01:39:58,200 | 01:40:00,660 | ♪ I think of you ♪ | ♪ I think of you ♪ |
| 2227 | 01:40:04,580 | 01:40:08,789 | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ | ♪ When I think of Christmas ♪ |
| 2228 | 01:40:08,790 | 01:40:11,209 | ♪ I think of you. ♪ [SONG ENDS] | ♪ I think of you. ♪ [SONG ENDS] |
| 2229 | 01:40:11,210 | 01:40:13,210 | ♪ joyous holiday music ♪ | ♪ joyous holiday music ♪ |
| 2230 | 01:40:43,240 | 01:40:45,250 | [♪♪♪] | [♪♪♪] |
| 2231 | 01:41:04,220 | 01:41:06,230 | ["JINGLE BELLS" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS] | ["JINGLE BELLS" INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS] |
| 2232 | 01:41:36,260 | 01:41:38,260 | [MUSIC ENDS] | [MUSIC ENDS] |
| 2232 | 01:41:36,260 | 01:41:38,260 | [MUSIC ENDS] | [MUSIC ENDS] |