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1 | 00:03:16,781 | 00:03:20,084 | The only reason I'm here is because I | The only reason I'm here is because I |
2 | 00:03:20,218 | 00:03:22,485 | have contractual obligations. | have contractual obligations. |
3 | 00:03:23,654 | 00:03:25,488 | You called me, Joseph. | You called me, Joseph. |
4 | 00:03:25,823 | 00:03:28,558 | You picked up the phone and you said, | You picked up the phone and you said, |
5 | 00:03:28,693 | 00:03:31,028 | "Save me. This time I mean it." | "Save me. This time I mean it." |
6 | 00:03:31,896 | 00:03:33,463 | And what did I say to you. | And what did I say to you. |
7 | 00:03:33,597 | 00:03:35,266 | "I dare you." | "I dare you." |
8 | 00:03:36,033 | 00:03:40,238 | So what stopped you? | So what stopped you? |
9 | 00:03:41,172 | 00:03:43,573 | Well, the drinking's going well, I see. | Well, the drinking's going well, I see. |
10 | 00:03:43,708 | 00:03:44,608 | I'm cutting back. | I'm cutting back. |
11 | 00:03:44,742 | 00:03:48,012 | Yeah, so am I. Uh, boy! | Yeah, so am I. Uh, boy! |
12 | 00:03:53,651 | 00:03:56,553 | You have a contract that pays actual money. | You have a contract that pays actual money. |
13 | 00:03:56,954 | 00:04:00,091 | You are going to God knows where. | You are going to God knows where. |
14 | 00:04:00,224 | 00:04:01,524 | Michigan. | Michigan. |
15 | 00:04:01,659 | 00:04:03,261 | Wherever that is. | Wherever that is. |
16 | 00:04:03,393 | 00:04:05,730 | You will be adored, you'll be feted. | You will be adored, you'll be feted. |
17 | 00:04:05,863 | 00:04:09,466 | Who knows, you may even fall in love with some farm | Who knows, you may even fall in love with some farm |
18 | 00:04:09,599 | 00:04:10,768 | boy and spend the rest of your | boy and spend the rest of your |
19 | 00:04:10,902 | 00:04:12,435 | life writing children's books, hmm? | life writing children's books, hmm? |
20 | 00:04:12,569 | 00:04:13,536 | I hate children. | I hate children. |
21 | 00:04:13,671 | 00:04:15,239 | Well, it's not a prerequisite. | Well, it's not a prerequisite. |
22 | 00:04:18,276 | 00:04:19,911 | By the way, have you seen what's | By the way, have you seen what's |
23 | 00:04:20,044 | 00:04:21,846 | passing for television these days? | passing for television these days? |
24 | 00:04:21,979 | 00:04:23,347 | I don't believe in television. | I don't believe in television. |
25 | 00:04:23,480 | 00:04:25,182 | Who said you have to believe in it? | Who said you have to believe in it? |
26 | 00:04:25,816 | 00:04:28,418 | You don't want to do TV, fix screenplays. | You don't want to do TV, fix screenplays. |
27 | 00:04:28,551 | 00:04:29,452 | No. | No. |
28 | 00:04:29,586 | 00:04:30,453 | Uncredited. | Uncredited. |
29 | 00:04:30,587 | 00:04:31,923 | Movies are bupkis. | Movies are bupkis. |
30 | 00:04:33,824 | 00:04:34,659 | I don't even know what that means. | I don't even know what that means. |
31 | 00:04:35,625 | 00:04:37,862 | I'm a playwright, Helen. I'm a playwright. | I'm a playwright, Helen. I'm a playwright. |
32 | 00:04:40,831 | 00:04:42,066 | You're a dinosaur. | You're a dinosaur. |
33 | 00:04:42,199 | 00:04:44,902 | And looked what happened to them. | And looked what happened to them. |
34 | 00:04:46,137 | 00:04:47,805 | Little faster next time. | Little faster next time. |
35 | 00:04:49,340 | 00:04:51,375 | I'm afraid to ask, was there a | I'm afraid to ask, was there a |
36 | 00:04:51,508 | 00:04:54,779 | particular reason why you didn't send me your play? | particular reason why you didn't send me your play? |
37 | 00:04:55,478 | 00:04:57,281 | It's not readable. | It's not readable. |
38 | 00:04:59,283 | 00:05:00,418 | Joseph. | Joseph. |
39 | 00:05:00,550 | 00:05:01,518 | It's not. | It's not. |
40 | 00:05:02,053 | 00:05:05,522 | Please, and tell me there's a play, | Please, and tell me there's a play, |
41 | 00:05:05,656 | 00:05:07,425 | because I've already spent the commission. | because I've already spent the commission. |
42 | 00:05:07,557 | 00:05:08,826 | There's a play. | There's a play. |
43 | 00:05:09,160 | 00:05:11,429 | Because the last time you told me what you | Because the last time you told me what you |
44 | 00:05:11,561 | 00:05:12,462 | had wasn't readable- | had wasn't readable- |
45 | 00:05:12,595 | 00:05:13,965 | There's a play. | There's a play. |
46 | 00:05:19,270 | 00:05:23,808 | You know, someday, I'm gonna look down at my phone and | You know, someday, I'm gonna look down at my phone and |
47 | 00:05:23,941 | 00:05:27,712 | it's going to say, "Joseph Harris is dead." | it's going to say, "Joseph Harris is dead." |
48 | 00:05:30,881 | 00:05:35,753 | And I'm gonna cry, probably a lot. Not for what | And I'm gonna cry, probably a lot. Not for what |
49 | 00:05:35,886 | 00:05:39,790 | you were, for what you could have been. | you were, for what you could have been. |
50 | 00:05:42,393 | 00:05:45,863 | I have a deathly fear of flying. | I have a deathly fear of flying. |
51 | 00:07:32,103 | 00:07:34,071 | Ah. | Ah. |
52 | 00:07:49,086 | 00:07:51,088 | Come on, let's go. | Come on, let's go. |
53 | 00:08:03,467 | 00:08:05,336 | Ah! | Ah! |
54 | 00:08:24,488 | 00:08:25,556 | Uh hi, hello. | Uh hi, hello. |
55 | 00:08:26,824 | 00:08:27,925 | Uh, I'm Kenneth Waters, I'm the guy who's supposed to be here to | Uh, I'm Kenneth Waters, I'm the guy who's supposed to be here to |
56 | 00:08:28,592 | 00:08:29,026 | pick you up 45 minutes ago. | pick you up 45 minutes ago. |
57 | 00:08:30,327 | 00:08:31,896 | Uh sir, if I may, it's because of you that I've decided to live | Uh sir, if I may, it's because of you that I've decided to live |
58 | 00:08:32,997 | 00:08:34,732 | my... uh, commit to... commit my life to the theatre. | my... uh, commit to... commit my life to the theatre. |
59 | 00:08:37,268 | 00:08:38,869 | Oh, sorry! | Oh, sorry! |
60 | 00:08:42,306 | 00:08:43,741 | Oh God! | Oh God! |
61 | 00:08:43,874 | 00:08:45,176 | I wrote a couple of short plays | I wrote a couple of short plays |
62 | 00:08:46,310 | 00:08:47,178 | before, but they're only like 10 or 15 minutes long. | before, but they're only like 10 or 15 minutes long. |
63 | 00:08:48,245 | 00:08:50,047 | I got 1st place in like my high school's play jam. | I got 1st place in like my high school's play jam. |
64 | 00:08:50,181 | 00:08:52,750 | Uh, there were only two entries, but I still won. | Uh, there were only two entries, but I still won. |
65 | 00:08:52,883 | 00:08:54,385 | Don't talk. Don't talk, don't talk. | Don't talk. Don't talk, don't talk. |
66 | 00:08:54,518 | 00:08:56,520 | Oh no, if you open your mouth, you'll be stupid, just shut up. | Oh no, if you open your mouth, you'll be stupid, just shut up. |
67 | 00:08:56,655 | 00:08:58,389 | Just let him talk, let him... just I'll take him... | Just let him talk, let him... just I'll take him... |
68 | 00:08:58,522 | 00:09:00,157 | take him to the hotel and it'll be fine. | take him to the hotel and it'll be fine. |
69 | 00:09:02,193 | 00:09:03,194 | You'll ride in the car with Joseph Harris. | You'll ride in the car with Joseph Harris. |
70 | 00:09:18,475 | 00:09:21,946 | Oh! Oh there! There's the station. | Oh! Oh there! There's the station. |
71 | 00:09:24,481 | 00:09:27,985 | And here we go. | And here we go. |
72 | 00:09:28,118 | 00:09:31,355 | Here we go! Here we go! | Here we go! Here we go! |
73 | 00:09:37,061 | 00:09:38,596 | What happened to the 565? | What happened to the 565? |
74 | 00:09:38,729 | 00:09:40,197 | Lower your voice. | Lower your voice. |
75 | 00:09:40,764 | 00:09:42,333 | What happened to the 565? | What happened to the 565? |
76 | 00:09:42,466 | 00:09:43,367 | Lower. | Lower. |
77 | 00:09:55,646 | 00:09:56,647 | What happened to the 565? | What happened to the 565? |
78 | 00:09:56,780 | 00:09:57,648 | Come and gone. | Come and gone. |
79 | 00:09:57,781 | 00:09:59,149 | No. Yes. | No. Yes. |
80 | 00:09:59,450 | 00:10:00,484 | Was it on time? | Was it on time? |
81 | 00:10:00,618 | 00:10:01,418 | 1:30. | 1:30. |
82 | 00:10:01,552 | 00:10:02,553 | Huh, I'm a dead man. | Huh, I'm a dead man. |
83 | 00:10:02,687 | 00:10:03,854 | Nice knowin' ya. | Nice knowin' ya. |
84 | 00:10:03,988 | 00:10:05,789 | Uh, did anyone get off? An older man? | Uh, did anyone get off? An older man? |
85 | 00:10:05,923 | 00:10:07,057 | Very distinguished looking? | Very distinguished looking? |
86 | 00:10:07,191 | 00:10:08,359 | Wait, wait, wait, I have a picture. | Wait, wait, wait, I have a picture. |
87 | 00:10:08,492 | 00:10:10,060 | First drop off we've had in months. | First drop off we've had in months. |
88 | 00:10:10,194 | 00:10:11,629 | The 565 never stops, | The 565 never stops, |
89 | 00:10:11,762 | 00:10:13,364 | nor does the 283 or the 112. | nor does the 283 or the 112. |
90 | 00:10:13,497 | 00:10:17,801 | The only train that stops is the 419, every mornin' at 5:45. | The only train that stops is the 419, every mornin' at 5:45. |
91 | 00:10:17,935 | 00:10:19,303 | Here. | Here. |
92 | 00:10:19,436 | 00:10:20,204 | That's him. | That's him. |
93 | 00:10:20,337 | 00:10:21,505 | Did he say where he was going? | Did he say where he was going? |
94 | 00:10:21,639 | 00:10:22,539 | To sleep. | To sleep. |
95 | 00:10:22,674 | 00:10:23,841 | Where? The hotel? | Where? The hotel? |
96 | 00:10:56,340 | 00:10:58,208 | Hi, my name is Kenneth Waters. | Hi, my name is Kenneth Waters. |
97 | 00:10:58,342 | 00:10:59,910 | I'm with the Lima Theater Company. | I'm with the Lima Theater Company. |
98 | 00:11:00,044 | 00:11:01,445 | I'm here to take you to your hotel. | I'm here to take you to your hotel. |
99 | 00:11:02,046 | 00:11:03,580 | It's very nice. | It's very nice. |
100 | 00:11:03,715 | 00:11:05,849 | It's right downtown, within walking distance of the theatre. | It's right downtown, within walking distance of the theatre. |
101 | 00:11:08,720 | 00:11:09,953 | This feels like one of those | This feels like one of those |
102 | 00:11:10,087 | 00:11:12,523 | places you go only if you have to. | places you go only if you have to. |
103 | 00:11:15,426 | 00:11:17,528 | Does it feel that way to you, Walter? | Does it feel that way to you, Walter? |
104 | 00:11:17,662 | 00:11:22,032 | Uh, Kenneth. No, not at all. In fact, I grew up here. | Uh, Kenneth. No, not at all. In fact, I grew up here. |
105 | 00:11:22,767 | 00:11:24,468 | Escape. | Escape. |
106 | 00:11:25,002 | 00:11:26,771 | As soon as we get you to your hotel, | As soon as we get you to your hotel, |
107 | 00:11:26,904 | 00:11:28,272 | I'll make a run for it, I promise. | I'll make a run for it, I promise. |
108 | 00:11:28,405 | 00:11:31,408 | Where's the person who was supposed to pick me up? | Where's the person who was supposed to pick me up? |
109 | 00:11:31,542 | 00:11:32,609 | He was here. | He was here. |
110 | 00:11:32,744 | 00:11:34,178 | Uh well, I just said "he". | Uh well, I just said "he". |
111 | 00:11:34,311 | 00:11:36,246 | I... I... I... I... I meant "me". | I... I... I... I... I meant "me". |
112 | 00:11:36,815 | 00:11:38,215 | You were here. | You were here. |
113 | 00:11:38,683 | 00:11:40,685 | Actually, technically... | Actually, technically... |
114 | 00:11:40,819 | 00:11:44,621 | Actually, technically, oh okay... | Actually, technically, oh okay... |
115 | 00:11:44,756 | 00:11:49,828 | you weren't, because when I got off the train, I stood on the | you weren't, because when I got off the train, I stood on the |
116 | 00:11:49,960 | 00:11:54,465 | platform with my suitcase, | platform with my suitcase, |
117 | 00:11:54,598 | 00:11:56,668 | waiting for someone to... | waiting for someone to... |
118 | 00:11:56,801 | 00:12:01,538 | waiting for someone to pick me up, at the very least pick up my | waiting for someone to pick me up, at the very least pick up my |
119 | 00:12:01,673 | 00:12:03,607 | s... s-suitcase. | s... s-suitcase. |
120 | 00:12:03,742 | 00:12:08,512 | And after waiting for what seemed like a very long | And after waiting for what seemed like a very long |
121 | 00:12:08,645 | 00:12:13,350 | time, no one actually technically came, at which point | time, no one actually technically came, at which point |
122 | 00:12:13,484 | 00:12:18,355 | I actually technically made my way in here, | I actually technically made my way in here, |
123 | 00:12:18,489 | 00:12:19,356 | dragging my now | dragging my now |
124 | 00:12:19,490 | 00:12:22,926 | very heavy suitcase, sat down, | very heavy suitcase, sat down, |
125 | 00:12:23,060 | 00:12:27,231 | collapsing in this very spot and | collapsing in this very spot and |
126 | 00:12:27,364 | 00:12:32,069 | yet still, no one, no one | yet still, no one, no one |
127 | 00:12:32,202 | 00:12:35,539 | from the Lima Bean Repertory... | from the Lima Bean Repertory... |
128 | 00:12:35,673 | 00:12:36,607 | Just Lima. | Just Lima. |
129 | 00:12:37,776 | 00:12:41,078 | ...Company came forward to collect me or my suitcase at | ...Company came forward to collect me or my suitcase at |
130 | 00:12:41,211 | 00:12:46,250 | which point I fell asleep on | which point I fell asleep on |
131 | 00:12:46,950 | 00:12:49,553 | this sad excuse for a seating | this sad excuse for a seating |
132 | 00:12:49,687 | 00:12:53,624 | device, thoroughly wrenching my back. | device, thoroughly wrenching my back. |
133 | 00:12:53,758 | 00:12:54,692 | Here, let me get that for you. | Here, let me get that for you. |
134 | 00:12:54,826 | 00:12:56,026 | No! | No! |
135 | 00:12:56,160 | 00:12:57,027 | I'm sorry, I was just... | I'm sorry, I was just... |
136 | 00:12:57,161 | 00:13:00,164 | Don't apologize! | Don't apologize! |
137 | 00:13:18,348 | 00:13:20,284 | Oh. | Oh. |
138 | 00:13:51,850 | 00:13:54,551 | You know any good jokes? | You know any good jokes? |
139 | 00:13:54,686 | 00:13:56,153 | Jokes? | Jokes? |
140 | 00:13:56,286 | 00:13:57,755 | I need a laugh. | I need a laugh. |
141 | 00:13:57,889 | 00:13:59,389 | You're not serious. | You're not serious. |
142 | 00:13:59,523 | 00:14:01,358 | I'm a playwright, I'm eternally serious. | I'm a playwright, I'm eternally serious. |
143 | 00:14:01,492 | 00:14:04,261 | I'm also important. Which is even worse. | I'm also important. Which is even worse. |
144 | 00:14:04,929 | 00:14:06,196 | Uh no, no, I don't. | Uh no, no, I don't. |
145 | 00:14:06,330 | 00:14:07,397 | Besides even if I did, I'm afraid I'm not | Besides even if I did, I'm afraid I'm not |
146 | 00:14:07,531 | 00:14:08,999 | very good at telling them. | very good at telling them. |
147 | 00:14:09,132 | 00:14:10,969 | Hardly something to fear, go ask the masses. | Hardly something to fear, go ask the masses. |
148 | 00:14:11,101 | 00:14:12,169 | The who? | The who? |
149 | 00:14:13,437 | 00:14:15,038 | The ones who don't go to the theatre anymore, because they're | The ones who don't go to the theatre anymore, because they're |
150 | 00:14:15,172 | 00:14:17,976 | too busy binge watching the Kardashians. | too busy binge watching the Kardashians. |
151 | 00:14:18,710 | 00:14:21,713 | O'Neill was so lucky to have written when he did. | O'Neill was so lucky to have written when he did. |
152 | 00:14:22,479 | 00:14:24,381 | Look at him in there, huh. | Look at him in there, huh. |
153 | 00:14:24,916 | 00:14:27,752 | Trapped inside his little box. | Trapped inside his little box. |
154 | 00:14:27,886 | 00:14:29,721 | Of your own making, I might add! | Of your own making, I might add! |
155 | 00:14:29,854 | 00:14:31,890 | Yeah, it's okay. It's okay, we're leaving. | Yeah, it's okay. It's okay, we're leaving. |
156 | 00:14:32,022 | 00:14:33,658 | Well, not until I hear a joke! | Well, not until I hear a joke! |
157 | 00:14:35,092 | 00:14:36,694 | I'm a... I'm a very good laugher. | I'm a... I'm a very good laugher. |
158 | 00:14:36,828 | 00:14:40,063 | Producers count me into their Opening Nights and | Producers count me into their Opening Nights and |
159 | 00:14:40,197 | 00:14:42,032 | seat me right behind the critics. | seat me right behind the critics. |
160 | 00:14:42,165 | 00:14:46,303 | It never helps, but long as there's food, what do I care? | It never helps, but long as there's food, what do I care? |
161 | 00:14:46,436 | 00:14:48,873 | Well, you know who knows a lot of jokes? | Well, you know who knows a lot of jokes? |
162 | 00:14:49,007 | 00:14:49,874 | Hmm? | Hmm? |
163 | 00:14:50,008 | 00:14:50,975 | Simon. | Simon. |
164 | 00:14:51,108 | 00:14:52,476 | Neil? | Neil? |
165 | 00:14:52,609 | 00:14:53,711 | John. | John. |
166 | 00:14:53,845 | 00:14:56,380 | Simon John. Artistic Director of the Lima... | Simon John. Artistic Director of the Lima... |
167 | 00:14:56,513 | 00:14:57,749 | Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes! | Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes! |
168 | 00:14:57,882 | 00:15:00,652 | Yes! Mr. John and I spoke over the phone. | Yes! Mr. John and I spoke over the phone. |
169 | 00:15:00,785 | 00:15:03,186 | I'm not sure you're aware, but the man was born | I'm not sure you're aware, but the man was born |
170 | 00:15:03,320 | 00:15:04,956 | without a sense of humor which I didn't... | without a sense of humor which I didn't... |
171 | 00:15:05,088 | 00:15:09,359 | I didn't think was genetically possible until he | I didn't think was genetically possible until he |
172 | 00:15:09,493 | 00:15:11,829 | spent an hour and a half telling me about himself. | spent an hour and a half telling me about himself. |
173 | 00:15:11,963 | 00:15:13,297 | He can be very funny. | He can be very funny. |
174 | 00:15:13,430 | 00:15:16,668 | He's a bore. Why did the chicken cross the road? | He's a bore. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
175 | 00:15:16,801 | 00:15:18,068 | What? | What? |
176 | 00:15:18,201 | 00:15:20,772 | No, why. | No, why. |
177 | 00:15:20,905 | 00:15:23,507 | I say, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" | I say, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" |
178 | 00:15:23,640 | 00:15:24,341 | You say... | You say... |
179 | 00:15:24,474 | 00:15:25,409 | To get to the other side. | To get to the other side. |
180 | 00:15:25,542 | 00:15:26,610 | That's the punch line. | That's the punch line. |
181 | 00:15:26,744 | 00:15:27,644 | I know. | I know. |
182 | 00:15:28,579 | 00:15:29,379 | Well, you said you didn't know any jokes. | Well, you said you didn't know any jokes. |
183 | 00:15:30,014 | 00:15:30,547 | Everybody knows that one. | Everybody knows that one. |
184 | 00:15:31,214 | 00:15:32,649 | Ah, ah, you prove my point! | Ah, ah, you prove my point! |
185 | 00:15:33,450 | 00:15:36,721 | Granted, you cut directly to the pay off, but | Granted, you cut directly to the pay off, but |
186 | 00:15:36,854 | 00:15:39,323 | then, that's what's wrong with your generation, isn't it? | then, that's what's wrong with your generation, isn't it? |
187 | 00:15:39,456 | 00:15:41,325 | It's all about the now, the being there, | It's all about the now, the being there, |
188 | 00:15:41,458 | 00:15:42,526 | not the getting there. | not the getting there. |
189 | 00:15:42,660 | 00:15:44,628 | You have no use for the journey. | You have no use for the journey. |
190 | 00:15:45,730 | 00:15:47,065 | I have a joke. | I have a joke. |
191 | 00:15:47,197 | 00:15:48,298 | Praise Jesus. | Praise Jesus. |
192 | 00:15:48,432 | 00:15:50,068 | It's a theatre joke. | It's a theatre joke. |
193 | 00:15:51,002 | 00:15:53,705 | Are you implying that the theatre is a joke? | Are you implying that the theatre is a joke? |
194 | 00:15:53,838 | 00:15:56,640 | No, of course not. That's the last thing I would do. | No, of course not. That's the last thing I would do. |
195 | 00:15:56,774 | 00:15:59,610 | Well, it is. Trust me, I've spent my life in it. | Well, it is. Trust me, I've spent my life in it. |
196 | 00:16:00,310 | 00:16:01,645 | I don't believe that for a second. | I don't believe that for a second. |
197 | 00:16:02,412 | 00:16:05,349 | Well, the sooner you do, the easier it'll be to | Well, the sooner you do, the easier it'll be to |
198 | 00:16:05,482 | 00:16:07,284 | read your own reviews. | read your own reviews. |
199 | 00:16:08,385 | 00:16:09,553 | Is it funny? | Is it funny? |
200 | 00:16:09,687 | 00:16:11,288 | This joke about the theatre? | This joke about the theatre? |
201 | 00:16:12,589 | 00:16:14,291 | Because if it's not, I'm going to personally see to it that you | Because if it's not, I'm going to personally see to it that you |
202 | 00:16:14,424 | 00:16:16,226 | never work in this business again. | never work in this business again. |
203 | 00:16:19,429 | 00:16:20,564 | That was a joke. | That was a joke. |
204 | 00:16:20,698 | 00:16:22,599 | Oh! | Oh! |
205 | 00:16:26,470 | 00:16:28,205 | Tell me your joke. | Tell me your joke. |
206 | 00:16:28,338 | 00:16:29,774 | Right, okay. | Right, okay. |
207 | 00:16:31,042 | 00:16:33,410 | Yes. There was this actor, uh an old character actor and he was | Yes. There was this actor, uh an old character actor and he was |
208 | 00:16:33,543 | 00:16:35,479 | playing the doctor in The Miracle Worker. | playing the doctor in The Miracle Worker. |
209 | 00:16:35,612 | 00:16:37,815 | You know, the famous play about Helen Keller? | You know, the famous play about Helen Keller? |
210 | 00:16:37,949 | 00:16:39,583 | Define famous. | Define famous. |
211 | 00:16:39,717 | 00:16:41,184 | What? | What? |
212 | 00:16:41,318 | 00:16:43,655 | What is fame? | What is fame? |
213 | 00:16:44,621 | 00:16:46,658 | It's well known, something well known. | It's well known, something well known. |
214 | 00:16:47,324 | 00:16:49,727 | I did not know that. | I did not know that. |
215 | 00:16:50,460 | 00:16:53,263 | Anyway, this actor was also a drunk and | Anyway, this actor was also a drunk and |
216 | 00:16:53,397 | 00:16:54,666 | his career had not been going well. | his career had not been going well. |
217 | 00:16:54,799 | 00:16:56,500 | And in the first scene of the play, | And in the first scene of the play, |
218 | 00:16:56,633 | 00:16:57,969 | he's to come on stage and inform Mr. and Mrs. Keller that | he's to come on stage and inform Mr. and Mrs. Keller that |
219 | 00:16:58,102 | 00:16:59,771 | their daughter is, you know, the way she is. | their daughter is, you know, the way she is. |
220 | 00:16:59,904 | 00:17:01,706 | So before the curtain goes up, this actor sits | So before the curtain goes up, this actor sits |
221 | 00:17:01,839 | 00:17:03,206 | in front of his dressing room mirror, | in front of his dressing room mirror, |
222 | 00:17:03,340 | 00:17:05,175 | drinking, staring at himself. | drinking, staring at himself. |
223 | 00:17:05,308 | 00:17:06,711 | The curtain goes up, | The curtain goes up, |
224 | 00:17:07,979 | 00:17:09,413 | this actor steps on stage and he says, "Mr. and Mrs. Keller, I'm | this actor steps on stage and he says, "Mr. and Mrs. Keller, I'm |
225 | 00:17:09,546 | 00:17:10,915 | sorry to tell you, but your daughter is dead." | sorry to tell you, but your daughter is dead." |
226 | 00:17:11,049 | 00:17:12,784 | And he turns and walks off, out of the | And he turns and walks off, out of the |
227 | 00:17:12,917 | 00:17:15,185 | theatre, never to set foot on the stage again. | theatre, never to set foot on the stage again. |
228 | 00:17:23,027 | 00:17:25,930 | Why? | Why? |
229 | 00:17:28,733 | 00:17:29,599 | What? | What? |
230 | 00:17:29,734 | 00:17:30,735 | No. | No. |
231 | 00:17:30,868 | 00:17:32,904 | Why? | Why? |
232 | 00:17:33,037 | 00:17:34,471 | That's the joke. | That's the joke. |
233 | 00:17:35,073 | 00:17:36,674 | What if I told you that the | What if I told you that the |
234 | 00:17:36,808 | 00:17:39,443 | actor's name was Kensington Malloy. | actor's name was Kensington Malloy. |
235 | 00:17:40,243 | 00:17:45,116 | And the theatre was the Morosco in 1973. | And the theatre was the Morosco in 1973. |
236 | 00:17:45,817 | 00:17:49,252 | And that I not only saw that production, | And that I not only saw that production, |
237 | 00:17:49,386 | 00:17:53,725 | I was in the audience the very night that Mr. Malloy walked | I was in the audience the very night that Mr. Malloy walked |
238 | 00:17:53,858 | 00:17:58,930 | onto a Broadway stage and ended both the play and his career? | onto a Broadway stage and ended both the play and his career? |
239 | 00:17:59,063 | 00:18:00,397 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
240 | 00:18:00,530 | 00:18:03,901 | Don't apologize! An artist never apologizes! | Don't apologize! An artist never apologizes! |
241 | 00:18:04,035 | 00:18:05,069 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
242 | 00:18:05,203 | 00:18:06,104 | Not sorry! | Not sorry! |
243 | 00:18:06,269 | 00:18:07,304 | Not sorry! | Not sorry! |
244 | 00:18:07,437 | 00:18:08,605 | Not sorry! | Not sorry! |
245 | 00:18:08,740 | 00:18:09,674 | Not sorry! | Not sorry! |
246 | 00:18:10,775 | 00:18:13,745 | For the record, that was not a joke, but an anecdote. | For the record, that was not a joke, but an anecdote. |
247 | 00:18:13,878 | 00:18:15,913 | Hardly comedic. | Hardly comedic. |
248 | 00:18:16,047 | 00:18:19,416 | Tragic, to be sure, in the classical sense. | Tragic, to be sure, in the classical sense. |
249 | 00:18:19,549 | 00:18:21,085 | You're aware of the Greeks? | You're aware of the Greeks? |
250 | 00:18:21,219 | 00:18:22,285 | Yes, of course. | Yes, of course. |
251 | 00:18:22,419 | 00:18:24,789 | Name three. | Name three. |
252 | 00:18:26,256 | 00:18:27,557 | What? | What? |
253 | 00:18:27,692 | 00:18:30,393 | Name three Greek playwrights whose influence on | Name three Greek playwrights whose influence on |
254 | 00:18:30,527 | 00:18:32,930 | the world of drama is still felt today. | the world of drama is still felt today. |
255 | 00:18:33,064 | 00:18:35,733 | Euripides, Sophocles, and Aristophanes. | Euripides, Sophocles, and Aristophanes. |
256 | 00:18:35,867 | 00:18:38,468 | Who said, "Anything awful makes me laugh"? | Who said, "Anything awful makes me laugh"? |
257 | 00:18:38,602 | 00:18:40,138 | Aristophanes? | Aristophanes? |
258 | 00:18:40,270 | 00:18:44,008 | Charles Lamb. You know who Charles Lamb is? | Charles Lamb. You know who Charles Lamb is? |
259 | 00:18:44,142 | 00:18:45,243 | Was he Greek? | Was he Greek? |
260 | 00:18:45,375 | 00:18:46,811 | Oh God. | Oh God. |
261 | 00:18:50,848 | 00:18:54,484 | An obscure English author who | An obscure English author who |
262 | 00:18:54,618 | 00:18:56,754 | once misbehaved at a funeral, | once misbehaved at a funeral, |
263 | 00:18:56,888 | 00:19:00,725 | laughing during the eulogy or something. | laughing during the eulogy or something. |
264 | 00:19:04,262 | 00:19:06,731 | He wrote a letter in the form of | He wrote a letter in the form of |
265 | 00:19:06,864 | 00:19:09,834 | an apology to the appropriately | an apology to the appropriately |
266 | 00:19:09,967 | 00:19:13,671 | appalled widow, stated with great importance, | appalled widow, stated with great importance, |
267 | 00:19:15,139 | 00:19:17,708 | "Anything awful makes me laugh." | "Anything awful makes me laugh." |
268 | 00:19:24,381 | 00:19:28,686 | Actually technically, you know what I would really like? | Actually technically, you know what I would really like? |
269 | 00:19:28,820 | 00:19:30,387 | Yeah, anything. You name it. | Yeah, anything. You name it. |
270 | 00:19:31,421 | 00:19:33,858 | Oh, you're over here now. | Oh, you're over here now. |
271 | 00:19:34,725 | 00:19:36,227 | A drink. | A drink. |
272 | 00:19:36,359 | 00:19:41,032 | No. I mean, I can't. | No. I mean, I can't. |
273 | 00:19:41,631 | 00:19:44,467 | Have I mentioned I have won the Pulitzer? | Have I mentioned I have won the Pulitzer? |
274 | 00:19:44,601 | 00:19:45,736 | For Up a Lonely River. | For Up a Lonely River. |
275 | 00:19:45,870 | 00:19:47,604 | It's my favorite play in the whole world. | It's my favorite play in the whole world. |
276 | 00:19:47,738 | 00:19:49,506 | I cannot even begin to tell you how much that play means to me. | I cannot even begin to tell you how much that play means to me. |
277 | 00:19:49,639 | 00:19:52,210 | As much as a drink would mean to me? | As much as a drink would mean to me? |
278 | 00:19:52,877 | 00:19:55,012 | Mr. Harris, Simon made it very clear, under no | Mr. Harris, Simon made it very clear, under no |
279 | 00:19:55,146 | 00:19:57,581 | circumstances was I to get you liquor of any kind. | circumstances was I to get you liquor of any kind. |
280 | 00:19:57,715 | 00:20:00,051 | My reputation arrived before I did. | My reputation arrived before I did. |
281 | 00:20:00,184 | 00:20:00,818 | Yeah, I'm sorry. | Yeah, I'm sorry. |
282 | 00:20:00,952 | 00:20:01,819 | Not. | Not. |
283 | 00:20:01,953 | 00:20:02,887 | Not sorry. | Not sorry. |
284 | 00:20:03,020 | 00:20:04,222 | What's your name again? | What's your name again? |
285 | 00:20:04,354 | 00:20:05,488 | Kenneth Waters. | Kenneth Waters. |
286 | 00:20:05,622 | 00:20:07,892 | Do you drink, Mr. Waters? | Do you drink, Mr. Waters? |
287 | 00:20:08,025 | 00:20:09,093 | No. | No. |
288 | 00:20:09,227 | 00:20:10,560 | Would you like to start? | Would you like to start? |
289 | 00:20:10,695 | 00:20:12,462 | I'm sure the hotel has a mini-bar. | I'm sure the hotel has a mini-bar. |
290 | 00:20:13,097 | 00:20:14,397 | Yes, I'm sure it does. | Yes, I'm sure it does. |
291 | 00:20:14,966 | 00:20:19,502 | Who told you about my uh, little problem? | Who told you about my uh, little problem? |
292 | 00:20:19,636 | 00:20:21,438 | I can't tell you that. | I can't tell you that. |
293 | 00:20:21,571 | 00:20:22,974 | The Pulitzer. | The Pulitzer. |
294 | 00:20:23,741 | 00:20:26,344 | Your agent. She told Simon to | Your agent. She told Simon to |
295 | 00:20:26,476 | 00:20:28,079 | "treat him like the alcoholic he is". | "treat him like the alcoholic he is". |
296 | 00:20:28,212 | 00:20:29,479 | Former agent. | Former agent. |
297 | 00:20:29,613 | 00:20:31,048 | Oh, I didn't know. | Oh, I didn't know. |
298 | 00:20:31,182 | 00:20:34,051 | Neither does she. Tell me something, did she use the | Neither does she. Tell me something, did she use the |
299 | 00:20:34,185 | 00:20:36,386 | line about how I "can't possibly | line about how I "can't possibly |
300 | 00:20:36,519 | 00:20:38,155 | write from the bottom of a bottle"? | write from the bottom of a bottle"? |
301 | 00:20:38,756 | 00:20:40,358 | I don't know what she said. | I don't know what she said. |
302 | 00:20:40,490 | 00:20:41,391 | Pulitzer. | Pulitzer. |
303 | 00:20:41,524 | 00:20:42,392 | Yeah, word for word. | Yeah, word for word. |
304 | 00:20:42,525 | 00:20:43,794 | Can we go now? | Can we go now? |
305 | 00:20:44,061 | 00:20:45,796 | She stole that line from me, I'll have you know. | She stole that line from me, I'll have you know. |
306 | 00:20:45,930 | 00:20:48,366 | This from a wench who can drink me under any table in New York. | This from a wench who can drink me under any table in New York. |
307 | 00:20:48,498 | 00:20:49,466 | I'll pull the car up. | I'll pull the car up. |
308 | 00:20:49,599 | 00:20:51,135 | Oh God, how much? | Oh God, how much? |
309 | 00:20:51,269 | 00:20:52,770 | How much what? | How much what? |
310 | 00:20:52,904 | 00:20:55,072 | Over and above whatever it is, you can round up of course. | Over and above whatever it is, you can round up of course. |
311 | 00:20:55,206 | 00:20:56,439 | Sir. | Sir. |
312 | 00:20:56,908 | 00:20:58,608 | Preferably, gin, though at this point I'll take anything this | Preferably, gin, though at this point I'll take anything this |
313 | 00:20:58,743 | 00:20:59,844 | side of mouthwash. | side of mouthwash. |
314 | 00:20:59,977 | 00:21:01,045 | I told you. I... | I told you. I... |
315 | 00:21:01,178 | 00:21:02,813 | 20 bucks, 20 bucks for one little drink. | 20 bucks, 20 bucks for one little drink. |
316 | 00:21:02,947 | 00:21:04,348 | I'm sure once we get to the hotel... | I'm sure once we get to the hotel... |
317 | 00:21:04,481 | 00:21:06,684 | Get me a goddamn drink! | Get me a goddamn drink! |
318 | 00:21:37,214 | 00:21:39,016 | Go. | Go. |
319 | 00:21:39,150 | 00:21:40,918 | What? | What? |
320 | 00:21:41,052 | 00:21:42,987 | You may go. | You may go. |
321 | 00:21:45,089 | 00:21:46,223 | Go where? | Go where? |
322 | 00:21:46,657 | 00:21:49,160 | Wherever someone like you goes. | Wherever someone like you goes. |
323 | 00:21:49,293 | 00:21:50,328 | I'm not going without you. | I'm not going without you. |
324 | 00:21:50,460 | 00:21:51,696 | Yes, you are. | Yes, you are. |
325 | 00:21:52,797 | 00:21:53,630 | You're gonna walk out that door, you're gonna get | You're gonna walk out that door, you're gonna get |
326 | 00:21:54,231 | 00:21:55,733 | in your car, drive away. | in your car, drive away. |
327 | 00:21:56,968 | 00:21:59,403 | Before you do, however, you are going to book me on the next | Before you do, however, you are going to book me on the next |
328 | 00:21:59,569 | 00:22:00,738 | train back to New York. | train back to New York. |
329 | 00:22:00,871 | 00:22:02,505 | Well, Mr. Harris, you can't do that. | Well, Mr. Harris, you can't do that. |
330 | 00:22:02,639 | 00:22:04,275 | I can and I will. | I can and I will. |
331 | 00:22:04,408 | 00:22:05,309 | You have rehearsal. | You have rehearsal. |
332 | 00:22:06,177 | 00:22:07,610 | No, no, no, no, you have rehearsal. | No, no, no, no, you have rehearsal. |
333 | 00:22:07,745 | 00:22:09,847 | I am going back to New York. | I am going back to New York. |
334 | 00:22:09,981 | 00:22:11,349 | Sir, I'm just doing what I'm told. | Sir, I'm just doing what I'm told. |
335 | 00:22:11,481 | 00:22:12,350 | Not yet, you're not. | Not yet, you're not. |
336 | 00:22:13,384 | 00:22:13,985 | If I don't deliver you to rehearsal first thing | If I don't deliver you to rehearsal first thing |
337 | 00:22:14,584 | 00:22:14,986 | tomorrow morning then... | tomorrow morning then... |
338 | 00:22:15,720 | 00:22:17,221 | Oh, oh, now I'm a package, am I? | Oh, oh, now I'm a package, am I? |
339 | 00:22:17,355 | 00:22:18,621 | No, no, no... | No, no, no... |
340 | 00:22:18,756 | 00:22:20,024 | I'm just, I'm something to be delivered? | I'm just, I'm something to be delivered? |
341 | 00:22:20,157 | 00:22:21,058 | No, no, no, no, no... | No, no, no, no, no... |
342 | 00:22:21,192 | 00:22:22,326 | Just shipped overnight... | Just shipped overnight... |
343 | 00:22:22,460 | 00:22:23,427 | No! | No! |
344 | 00:22:24,527 | 00:22:25,162 | Because I absolutely, positively have to be there? | Because I absolutely, positively have to be there? |
345 | 00:22:26,397 | 00:22:27,431 | I'm sure you'll feel differently once you've talked to Simon. | I'm sure you'll feel differently once you've talked to Simon. |
346 | 00:22:27,564 | 00:22:28,366 | He can't wait to meet you. | He can't wait to meet you. |
347 | 00:22:28,498 | 00:22:29,033 | Apparently, he can. | Apparently, he can. |
348 | 00:22:30,034 | 00:22:31,135 | Because otherwise, he wouldn't have sent you. | Because otherwise, he wouldn't have sent you. |
349 | 00:22:51,856 | 00:22:54,125 | Sir, I'm just an apprentice. | Sir, I'm just an apprentice. |
350 | 00:22:54,658 | 00:22:56,526 | Apprentice to what? | Apprentice to what? |
351 | 00:22:56,660 | 00:22:58,528 | Hmm, I'm sorry? | Hmm, I'm sorry? |
352 | 00:22:58,662 | 00:23:00,530 | Stop apologizing! | Stop apologizing! |
353 | 00:23:00,664 | 00:23:01,832 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
354 | 00:23:01,966 | 00:23:02,632 | Not! | Not! |
355 | 00:23:02,767 | 00:23:04,201 | Not sorry! | Not sorry! |
356 | 00:23:06,137 | 00:23:09,539 | Don't tell me you're studying to be an actor. | Don't tell me you're studying to be an actor. |
357 | 00:23:10,875 | 00:23:12,109 | I don't have the talent. | I don't have the talent. |
358 | 00:23:12,243 | 00:23:13,778 | You don't need talent. | You don't need talent. |
359 | 00:23:14,311 | 00:23:17,815 | All you need is a deep-seated belief that the whole world's | All you need is a deep-seated belief that the whole world's |
360 | 00:23:17,948 | 00:23:19,817 | as excited about you as you are. | as excited about you as you are. |
361 | 00:23:20,751 | 00:23:23,087 | I wanna be a playwright. | I wanna be a playwright. |
362 | 00:23:24,321 | 00:23:25,588 | Someday. | Someday. |
363 | 00:23:25,723 | 00:23:26,791 | Not yet, not now. | Not yet, not now. |
364 | 00:23:27,892 | 00:23:28,359 | I have so much to learn, but that's why I'm here, | I have so much to learn, but that's why I'm here, |
365 | 00:23:29,427 | 00:23:30,394 | that's why I wanted to be the one to pick you up. | that's why I wanted to be the one to pick you up. |
366 | 00:23:30,528 | 00:23:31,295 | I had to meet you. | I had to meet you. |
367 | 00:23:32,530 | 00:23:34,564 | To just... just I don't know, to just be around you, I guess to | To just... just I don't know, to just be around you, I guess to |
368 | 00:23:34,698 | 00:23:36,267 | experience your essence. | experience your essence. |
369 | 00:23:36,400 | 00:23:37,334 | I have an essence? | I have an essence? |
370 | 00:23:37,468 | 00:23:38,736 | No, not... not essence. | No, not... not essence. |
371 | 00:23:38,869 | 00:23:41,305 | No, no, no, I like... like having an essence. | No, no, no, I like... like having an essence. |
372 | 00:23:41,439 | 00:23:43,140 | I told Simon, "I don't care what time he gets | I told Simon, "I don't care what time he gets |
373 | 00:23:43,274 | 00:23:45,009 | in, I want to be the one who gets to pick up the greatest | in, I want to be the one who gets to pick up the greatest |
374 | 00:23:45,142 | 00:23:46,677 | playwright in the history of the American Theatre. | playwright in the history of the American Theatre. |
375 | 00:23:46,811 | 00:23:48,312 | In the history of theatre, period." | In the history of theatre, period." |
376 | 00:23:49,579 | 00:23:51,614 | Better than O'Neill, better than Miller, better than William... | Better than O'Neill, better than Miller, better than William... |
377 | 00:23:51,749 | 00:23:53,583 | Shakespeare? | Shakespeare? |
378 | 00:23:58,322 | 00:24:00,157 | Yes. | Yes. |
379 | 00:24:01,125 | 00:24:02,625 | I have so many questions for you, | I have so many questions for you, |
380 | 00:24:02,760 | 00:24:03,727 | I don't know where to start. | I don't know where to start. |
381 | 00:24:05,763 | 00:24:09,800 | Questions are what make art, art. | Questions are what make art, art. |
382 | 00:24:09,934 | 00:24:12,236 | Writers on Writing, published in 1986. | Writers on Writing, published in 1986. |
383 | 00:24:13,537 | 00:24:16,073 | Very good. | Very good. |
384 | 00:24:16,874 | 00:24:18,909 | I've read everything you've ever | I've read everything you've ever |
385 | 00:24:19,043 | 00:24:21,512 | written or said, for that matter. | written or said, for that matter. |
386 | 00:24:22,146 | 00:24:25,449 | The full lengths, the one acts, the essays, the | The full lengths, the one acts, the essays, the |
387 | 00:24:25,583 | 00:24:27,952 | monologues, even your Op-Ed pieces in the New York Times. | monologues, even your Op-Ed pieces in the New York Times. |
388 | 00:24:28,085 | 00:24:29,720 | One of my favorites was The | One of my favorites was The |
389 | 00:24:29,854 | 00:24:32,123 | State of the American Theatre, October, 1998. | State of the American Theatre, October, 1998. |
390 | 00:24:32,256 | 00:24:34,158 | You were so eloquent about the need for a | You were so eloquent about the need for a |
391 | 00:24:34,291 | 00:24:36,694 | collective voice to speak from our stage and your prediction | collective voice to speak from our stage and your prediction |
392 | 00:24:36,827 | 00:24:37,895 | that Broadway would succumb to | that Broadway would succumb to |
393 | 00:24:38,028 | 00:24:40,664 | uh, how did you put it? | uh, how did you put it? |
394 | 00:24:40,798 | 00:24:42,366 | Oh, oh, hang on. | Oh, oh, hang on. |
395 | 00:24:46,470 | 00:24:50,374 | Joseph Harris, 1998. | Joseph Harris, 1998. |
396 | 00:24:51,709 | 00:24:54,612 | "In our quest to find new voices, | "In our quest to find new voices, |
397 | 00:24:54,745 | 00:24:56,280 | the American Stage will turn its | the American Stage will turn its |
398 | 00:24:57,548 | 00:24:59,617 | back on its very own, only to drop the bar and welcome with | back on its very own, only to drop the bar and welcome with |
399 | 00:24:59,750 | 00:25:01,619 | open arms anything with an accent, | open arms anything with an accent, |
400 | 00:25:01,752 | 00:25:04,021 | preferably ones spewing Irish blarney, | preferably ones spewing Irish blarney, |
401 | 00:25:04,155 | 00:25:06,557 | Royal pomposity or Cockney slang. | Royal pomposity or Cockney slang. |
402 | 00:25:06,690 | 00:25:08,425 | Mark my words..." I love this part, | Mark my words..." I love this part, |
403 | 00:25:08,559 | 00:25:11,629 | "To spend one's life writing for the American Theatre is to aim | "To spend one's life writing for the American Theatre is to aim |
404 | 00:25:11,762 | 00:25:14,965 | for a place somewhere between airport paperbacks and the | for a place somewhere between airport paperbacks and the |
405 | 00:25:15,099 | 00:25:17,301 | graffiti located above a dive bar urinal." | graffiti located above a dive bar urinal." |
406 | 00:25:17,434 | 00:25:19,270 | Yeah, | Yeah, |
407 | 00:25:20,738 | 00:25:22,106 | I was drunk. | I was drunk. |
408 | 00:25:22,239 | 00:25:24,008 | Well, I found it prophetic. | Well, I found it prophetic. |
409 | 00:25:24,675 | 00:25:26,110 | I had just opened a play | I had just opened a play |
410 | 00:25:27,244 | 00:25:29,513 | that included a 10-minute sequence where one of the | that included a 10-minute sequence where one of the |
411 | 00:25:30,281 | 00:25:35,085 | fattest actors you've ever seen dropped his pants and farted | fattest actors you've ever seen dropped his pants and farted |
412 | 00:25:35,219 | 00:25:37,288 | into the face of the audience. | into the face of the audience. |
413 | 00:25:38,889 | 00:25:42,661 | Needless to say, the critics were not kind. | Needless to say, the critics were not kind. |
414 | 00:25:43,727 | 00:25:48,732 | So I wrote to the Times, explaining it was a metaphor for | So I wrote to the Times, explaining it was a metaphor for |
415 | 00:25:48,866 | 00:25:51,969 | the slow, poisonous disintegration of | the slow, poisonous disintegration of |
416 | 00:25:52,102 | 00:25:53,337 | Creative America. | Creative America. |
417 | 00:25:53,470 | 00:25:57,141 | I think they published it out of pity. | I think they published it out of pity. |
418 | 00:25:57,641 | 00:26:01,011 | Another American playwright screaming from the ledge. | Another American playwright screaming from the ledge. |
419 | 00:26:01,545 | 00:26:04,114 | Yeah, but you were right. | Yeah, but you were right. |
420 | 00:26:04,615 | 00:26:06,483 | Hardly. | Hardly. |
421 | 00:26:06,617 | 00:26:09,453 | Though I must say, if the actor had farted in an | Though I must say, if the actor had farted in an |
422 | 00:26:09,587 | 00:26:12,189 | English accent, the play would still be running. | English accent, the play would still be running. |
423 | 00:26:13,190 | 00:26:15,593 | No one writes for the theatre anymore, Mr. Waters. | No one writes for the theatre anymore, Mr. Waters. |
424 | 00:26:15,726 | 00:26:16,594 | No, no, no, that's... that's... | No, no, no, that's... that's... |
425 | 00:26:16,727 | 00:26:17,928 | No, it's true. | No, it's true. |
426 | 00:26:18,829 | 00:26:21,031 | It's all screenplays, and cable deals, | It's all screenplays, and cable deals, |
427 | 00:26:21,165 | 00:26:23,834 | and getting a seat at the table with | and getting a seat at the table with |
428 | 00:26:23,968 | 00:26:25,803 | a dozen other ex-playwrights. | a dozen other ex-playwrights. |
429 | 00:26:25,936 | 00:26:27,471 | But you can't really blame them, can you? | But you can't really blame them, can you? |
430 | 00:26:27,605 | 00:26:30,074 | I mean the... the theatre won't support you, | I mean the... the theatre won't support you, |
431 | 00:26:30,207 | 00:26:33,844 | you have to follow the herd out to California, | you have to follow the herd out to California, |
432 | 00:26:34,578 | 00:26:38,115 | get paid a king's ransom, because you can spell your name. | get paid a king's ransom, because you can spell your name. |
433 | 00:26:38,549 | 00:26:40,551 | Yeah, but... but you didn't. | Yeah, but... but you didn't. |
434 | 00:26:41,085 | 00:26:43,187 | Much to my accountant's dismay. | Much to my accountant's dismay. |
435 | 00:26:43,320 | 00:26:45,690 | Active duty military discounts. | Active duty military discounts. |
436 | 00:26:45,823 | 00:26:50,160 | All active duty military are entitled to discounts up to 50%. | All active duty military are entitled to discounts up to 50%. |
437 | 00:26:50,894 | 00:26:52,263 | When others turned their backs, | When others turned their backs, |
438 | 00:26:53,330 | 00:26:54,231 | you nobly clung to your principles, hanging on to | you nobly clung to your principles, hanging on to |
439 | 00:26:55,065 | 00:26:55,599 | what it means to be a true artist. | what it means to be a true artist. |
440 | 00:26:56,701 | 00:26:59,970 | Call Expedition today. | Call Expedition today. |
441 | 00:27:00,204 | 00:27:01,972 | As a relaxing alternative to | As a relaxing alternative to |
442 | 00:27:02,106 | 00:27:04,275 | today's airport body scan, the latest bomb scans | today's airport body scan, the latest bomb scans |
443 | 00:27:24,094 | 00:27:26,063 | Stowing away is against the law. | Stowing away is against the law. |
444 | 00:27:26,196 | 00:27:28,733 | Any activity around the train that is illegal | Any activity around the train that is illegal |
445 | 00:27:28,866 | 00:27:31,535 | please contact Expedition employees. | please contact Expedition employees. |
446 | 00:27:31,670 | 00:27:33,570 | Thank you and have a good day. | Thank you and have a good day. |
447 | 00:27:35,774 | 00:27:37,709 | Hardly noble. | Hardly noble. |
448 | 00:27:38,342 | 00:27:41,845 | To me, you are. To me, you are the American Theatre. | To me, you are. To me, you are the American Theatre. |
449 | 00:27:41,979 | 00:27:43,213 | Strong words, I know. | Strong words, I know. |
450 | 00:27:43,347 | 00:27:44,248 | No, no... | No, no... |
451 | 00:27:45,482 | 00:27:46,216 | But there is no one and I mean no one with your uncompromising | But there is no one and I mean no one with your uncompromising |
452 | 00:27:46,817 | 00:27:47,284 | commitment to your art. | commitment to your art. |
453 | 00:27:48,018 | 00:27:49,286 | It is because of you that I have | It is because of you that I have |
454 | 00:27:49,420 | 00:27:51,021 | decided to commit my life to the theatre. | decided to commit my life to the theatre. |
455 | 00:27:51,155 | 00:27:52,724 | It is your art, your craft, your brilliance that has | It is your art, your craft, your brilliance that has |
456 | 00:27:52,856 | 00:27:54,358 | opened up the creativity... That lies within my very soul. | opened up the creativity... That lies within my very soul. |
457 | 00:27:54,491 | 00:27:55,526 | Here, just shut up! Just shut up. | Here, just shut up! Just shut up. |
458 | 00:27:55,660 | 00:27:57,094 | Just take that. | Just take that. |
459 | 00:27:58,763 | 00:28:00,064 | What? What's this? | What? What's this? |
460 | 00:28:00,197 | 00:28:01,465 | It's the advance. | It's the advance. |
461 | 00:28:01,999 | 00:28:04,001 | Much as I love being paid to write, | Much as I love being paid to write, |
462 | 00:28:04,134 | 00:28:06,303 | I hate being paid not to even more. | I hate being paid not to even more. |
463 | 00:28:07,137 | 00:28:08,539 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
464 | 00:28:09,106 | 00:28:11,308 | There is no play. | There is no play. |
465 | 00:28:12,677 | 00:28:14,545 | What? | What? |
466 | 00:28:14,679 | 00:28:16,447 | I haven't written a word. | I haven't written a word. |
467 | 00:28:17,981 | 00:28:21,786 | I'd apologize, but I'm in the arts, so... | I'd apologize, but I'm in the arts, so... |
468 | 00:28:21,919 | 00:28:23,087 | Is this some kind of joke? | Is this some kind of joke? |
469 | 00:28:23,220 | 00:28:25,122 | This is not a joke. | This is not a joke. |
470 | 00:28:27,558 | 00:28:29,026 | This is not a joke. | This is not a joke. |
471 | 00:28:29,159 | 00:28:31,895 | I think we've established this is not a joke. | I think we've established this is not a joke. |
472 | 00:28:32,329 | 00:28:33,597 | But we have to have a play. | But we have to have a play. |
473 | 00:28:33,732 | 00:28:34,932 | Well, if I don't have one, | Well, if I don't have one, |
474 | 00:28:35,065 | 00:28:36,233 | there's no way you're going to have one. | there's no way you're going to have one. |
475 | 00:28:36,367 | 00:28:37,401 | But we... we... we commissioned you. | But we... we... we commissioned you. |
476 | 00:28:38,535 | 00:28:39,671 | I had a couple ideas, a couple things I thought might | I had a couple ideas, a couple things I thought might |
477 | 00:28:41,004 | 00:28:44,441 | have legs enough to sail past page 20, flourish into something | have legs enough to sail past page 20, flourish into something |
478 | 00:28:44,575 | 00:28:47,746 | grand, an... an... an epic drama, perhaps. | grand, an... an... an epic drama, perhaps. |
479 | 00:28:47,878 | 00:28:52,416 | A comedy! I'd have settled for a comedy, but in the end, nothing. | A comedy! I'd have settled for a comedy, but in the end, nothing. |
480 | 00:28:52,549 | 00:28:53,484 | Uh, wait. | Uh, wait. |
481 | 00:28:54,719 | 00:28:56,721 | Though, I did have one idea about a girl and her dog, and | Though, I did have one idea about a girl and her dog, and |
482 | 00:28:56,855 | 00:28:58,122 | then the dog died and the girl | then the dog died and the girl |
483 | 00:28:59,089 | 00:29:00,023 | turned into a transvestite and I thought, | turned into a transvestite and I thought, |
484 | 00:29:00,725 | 00:29:01,358 | Well, that's hardly original. | Well, that's hardly original. |
485 | 00:29:01,959 | 00:29:02,926 | Mr. Harris! | Mr. Harris! |
486 | 00:29:03,060 | 00:29:03,961 | Make the dog the transvestite. | Make the dog the transvestite. |
487 | 00:29:04,094 | 00:29:05,162 | You sent us a first draft. | You sent us a first draft. |
488 | 00:29:05,929 | 00:29:07,030 | Of what? | Of what? |
489 | 00:29:07,164 | 00:29:08,599 | Simon told the staff it was brilliant. | Simon told the staff it was brilliant. |
490 | 00:29:08,733 | 00:29:10,467 | The only thing of any brilliance | The only thing of any brilliance |
491 | 00:29:10,601 | 00:29:15,038 | were Simon's efforts to cover his artistic ass. | were Simon's efforts to cover his artistic ass. |
492 | 00:29:16,273 | 00:29:18,942 | I called and told him that what I had wasn't readable. | I called and told him that what I had wasn't readable. |
493 | 00:29:19,076 | 00:29:22,012 | Little advice, when a playwright calls to say that his play isn't | Little advice, when a playwright calls to say that his play isn't |
494 | 00:29:22,146 | 00:29:24,281 | readable, it's 'cause there's nothing to read. | readable, it's 'cause there's nothing to read. |
495 | 00:29:26,950 | 00:29:28,051 | I'm calling Simon. | I'm calling Simon. |
496 | 00:29:28,185 | 00:29:29,186 | Do 'Up a Lonely River'. | Do 'Up a Lonely River'. |
497 | 00:29:29,319 | 00:29:30,621 | We just did it two months ago! | We just did it two months ago! |
498 | 00:29:30,755 | 00:29:31,588 | Do it again. | Do it again. |
499 | 00:29:31,723 | 00:29:32,990 | We can't do it again! | We can't do it again! |
500 | 00:29:33,123 | 00:29:34,558 | Oh, sure you can. Tell 'em it's a rerun. | Oh, sure you can. Tell 'em it's a rerun. |
501 | 00:29:34,692 | 00:29:36,226 | You don't understand, we've announced it to the world! | You don't understand, we've announced it to the world! |
502 | 00:29:36,360 | 00:29:38,061 | Oh, good Lord, I hope you have enough seats. | Oh, good Lord, I hope you have enough seats. |
503 | 00:29:38,195 | 00:29:39,563 | Mr. Harris, this is a very big deal for us. | Mr. Harris, this is a very big deal for us. |
504 | 00:29:39,697 | 00:29:41,165 | For the first time in our history, | For the first time in our history, |
505 | 00:29:41,298 | 00:29:42,801 | Variety is sending their Chicago critic. | Variety is sending their Chicago critic. |
506 | 00:29:42,933 | 00:29:45,502 | Sir, could you please tell me the estimated time of | Sir, could you please tell me the estimated time of |
507 | 00:29:45,636 | 00:29:47,571 | departure for the next train to New York? | departure for the next train to New York? |
508 | 00:29:47,705 | 00:29:48,605 | 5:45. | 5:45. |
509 | 00:29:48,740 | 00:29:49,674 | Where do I transfer? | Where do I transfer? |
510 | 00:29:50,875 | 00:29:52,509 | Local stops to Toledo. Transfer to the Express from there. | Local stops to Toledo. Transfer to the Express from there. |
511 | 00:29:52,643 | 00:29:53,243 | I'll take it. | I'll take it. |
512 | 00:29:53,377 | 00:29:54,244 | No, he doesn't want it! | No, he doesn't want it! |
513 | 00:29:54,378 | 00:29:55,312 | - Round trip? - No! | - Round trip? - No! |
514 | 00:29:55,446 | 00:29:56,513 | - God, no. - Window or aisle? | - God, no. - Window or aisle? |
515 | 00:29:56,647 | 00:29:57,548 | Neither! Window. | Neither! Window. |
516 | 00:29:58,649 | 00:29:59,651 | Mr. Harris, please don't do this, I'm begging you. | Mr. Harris, please don't do this, I'm begging you. |
517 | 00:29:59,784 | 00:30:00,250 | Will you just relax. | Will you just relax. |
518 | 00:30:01,218 | 00:30:02,419 | Welcome to the exciting world of train travel. | Welcome to the exciting world of train travel. |
519 | 00:30:02,553 | 00:30:03,954 | Not everything in life is your fault. | Not everything in life is your fault. |
520 | 00:30:04,087 | 00:30:04,889 | By purchasing a round trip ticket... | By purchasing a round trip ticket... |
521 | 00:30:05,022 | 00:30:05,956 | Yes, yes, yes, okay. | Yes, yes, yes, okay. |
522 | 00:30:06,089 | 00:30:07,224 | No, not this shit, trust me. | No, not this shit, trust me. |
523 | 00:30:07,357 | 00:30:08,025 | Seniors, if you are young at heart... | Seniors, if you are young at heart... |
524 | 00:30:08,158 | 00:30:08,860 | Okay, somehow... | Okay, somehow... |
525 | 00:30:08,992 | 00:30:09,928 | I'll take it. | I'll take it. |
526 | 00:30:10,060 | 00:30:11,328 | get 5% off the regular fare. | get 5% off the regular fare. |
527 | 00:30:11,462 | 00:30:12,429 | Phew, oh my God, Simon's gonna kill me. | Phew, oh my God, Simon's gonna kill me. |
528 | 00:30:12,563 | 00:30:13,698 | Students, take advantage of... | Students, take advantage of... |
529 | 00:30:13,832 | 00:30:14,598 | Do I look like a student to you? | Do I look like a student to you? |
530 | 00:30:14,732 | 00:30:15,667 | Please, hey, hey! | Please, hey, hey! |
531 | 00:30:15,800 | 00:30:17,234 | price of an unrestricted ticket. | price of an unrestricted ticket. |
532 | 00:30:17,367 | 00:30:17,902 | Mr. Harris, whatever I did or didn't do, I'm sorry. | Mr. Harris, whatever I did or didn't do, I'm sorry. |
533 | 00:30:18,035 | 00:30:18,502 | Not. | Not. |
534 | 00:30:19,671 | 00:30:20,270 | I'm whatever I have to be to keep you from doing this! | I'm whatever I have to be to keep you from doing this! |
535 | 00:30:21,038 | 00:30:21,873 | My stay here is over. Finished. | My stay here is over. Finished. |
536 | 00:30:22,005 | 00:30:23,140 | All military persons... | All military persons... |
537 | 00:30:23,273 | 00:30:24,274 | Listen, just talk to Simon, okay? | Listen, just talk to Simon, okay? |
538 | 00:30:24,408 | 00:30:25,375 | -continental United States. | -continental United States. |
539 | 00:30:25,509 | 00:30:26,310 | Military? | Military? |
540 | 00:30:26,443 | 00:30:27,511 | Fare may be higher during... | Fare may be higher during... |
541 | 00:30:27,644 | 00:30:29,379 | - What's the damage? - 152 bucks. | - What's the damage? - 152 bucks. |
542 | 00:30:30,013 | 00:30:31,315 | Give me 152 bucks. | Give me 152 bucks. |
543 | 00:30:31,448 | 00:30:32,583 | Do I look rich to you? | Do I look rich to you? |
544 | 00:30:32,717 | 00:30:33,651 | Yes. | Yes. |
545 | 00:30:33,785 | 00:30:34,786 | You want the ticket or not? | You want the ticket or not? |
546 | 00:30:34,919 | 00:30:36,253 | No! He's not going anywhere! | No! He's not going anywhere! |
547 | 00:30:36,386 | 00:30:37,789 | I thought you said you was takin' him somewhere. | I thought you said you was takin' him somewhere. |
548 | 00:30:37,922 | 00:30:41,024 | I... I am. Okay, we are in the process of leaving, okay? | I... I am. Okay, we are in the process of leaving, okay? |
549 | 00:30:41,158 | 00:30:42,259 | We just haven't left yet. | We just haven't left yet. |
550 | 00:30:46,230 | 00:30:51,134 | And you've been holding out on me? Huh? | And you've been holding out on me? Huh? |
551 | 00:30:51,870 | 00:30:53,738 | I got $3! | I got $3! |
552 | 00:30:54,371 | 00:30:57,842 | And what pray tell is this? | And what pray tell is this? |
553 | 00:30:57,976 | 00:30:58,943 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
554 | 00:30:59,076 | 00:31:00,310 | - Give it to me. - Is this a play? | - Give it to me. - Is this a play? |
555 | 00:31:00,444 | 00:31:01,813 | - Give it back. - You really are a playwright. | - Give it back. - You really are a playwright. |
556 | 00:31:01,946 | 00:31:04,014 | I am not a playwright! | I am not a playwright! |
557 | 00:31:04,849 | 00:31:07,050 | I am not a playwright. | I am not a playwright. |
558 | 00:31:07,551 | 00:31:12,623 | Cancel his ticket. I am here to pick you up, that's it. | Cancel his ticket. I am here to pick you up, that's it. |
559 | 00:31:12,757 | 00:31:14,692 | I will be in the car. | I will be in the car. |
560 | 00:31:14,826 | 00:31:17,261 | You want me to read it? | You want me to read it? |
561 | 00:31:28,305 | 00:31:30,140 | Yeah. Yeah, right. | Yeah. Yeah, right. |
562 | 00:31:43,888 | 00:31:46,456 | You would read my play? | You would read my play? |
563 | 00:31:49,159 | 00:31:52,329 | It's why you brought it, isn't it? | It's why you brought it, isn't it? |
564 | 00:31:56,968 | 00:31:58,235 | You're serious. | You're serious. |
565 | 00:31:59,603 | 00:32:01,104 | Going once. | Going once. |
566 | 00:32:01,238 | 00:32:03,041 | Yes, yes! Yes, of course! | Yes, yes! Yes, of course! |
567 | 00:32:03,173 | 00:32:04,809 | While I wait for my train. | While I wait for my train. |
568 | 00:32:04,943 | 00:32:06,376 | Mr. Harris, please. | Mr. Harris, please. |
569 | 00:32:06,510 | 00:32:09,513 | Have you ever seen a Pulitzer Prize? | Have you ever seen a Pulitzer Prize? |
570 | 00:32:10,213 | 00:32:13,150 | As trophies go, it's very tasteful. | As trophies go, it's very tasteful. |
571 | 00:32:13,283 | 00:32:16,654 | Elegant, even distinguished. | Elegant, even distinguished. |
572 | 00:32:17,421 | 00:32:19,891 | Mr. Harris, if you get on that train, I'll be fired. | Mr. Harris, if you get on that train, I'll be fired. |
573 | 00:32:20,024 | 00:32:22,326 | I'm proud to say that I have | I'm proud to say that I have |
574 | 00:32:22,459 | 00:32:25,362 | been banned for life | been banned for life |
575 | 00:32:25,495 | 00:32:27,197 | from the Cornelia Street Playhouse. | from the Cornelia Street Playhouse. |
576 | 00:32:27,331 | 00:32:28,265 | In Philadelphia. | In Philadelphia. |
577 | 00:32:28,398 | 00:32:29,566 | You've been to Philadelphia? | You've been to Philadelphia? |
578 | 00:32:29,701 | 00:32:30,835 | No, but... | No, but... |
579 | 00:32:30,969 | 00:32:32,904 | As soon as you arrive, you realize you're the | As soon as you arrive, you realize you're the |
580 | 00:32:33,037 | 00:32:34,371 | smartest person in town. | smartest person in town. |
581 | 00:32:34,504 | 00:32:35,773 | We were doing The Man Who Died A... | We were doing The Man Who Died A... |
582 | 00:32:35,907 | 00:32:36,841 | The Man Who Died Again. | The Man Who Died Again. |
583 | 00:32:36,975 | 00:32:38,042 | Oh, you know this story? | Oh, you know this story? |
584 | 00:32:38,175 | 00:32:39,343 | - No, only that... - Well then, shut up. | - No, only that... - Well then, shut up. |
585 | 00:32:40,210 | 00:32:42,112 | I'm waxing poetic about myself. | I'm waxing poetic about myself. |
586 | 00:32:42,245 | 00:32:44,514 | Much like with the visiting muse, | Much like with the visiting muse, |
587 | 00:32:44,648 | 00:32:45,883 | it doesn't happen that often, | it doesn't happen that often, |
588 | 00:32:46,818 | 00:32:49,721 | so you're aware of writing via the muse. | so you're aware of writing via the muse. |
589 | 00:32:49,854 | 00:32:50,788 | Yes, of course. | Yes, of course. |
590 | 00:32:51,254 | 00:32:52,289 | Do you have one? | Do you have one? |
591 | 00:32:52,422 | 00:32:53,858 | Doesn't everybody? | Doesn't everybody? |
592 | 00:32:53,992 | 00:32:54,726 | Where is it? | Where is it? |
593 | 00:32:54,859 | 00:32:56,226 | Where's what? | Where's what? |
594 | 00:32:56,360 | 00:32:58,462 | Your muse, I'd like to meet him. | Your muse, I'd like to meet him. |
595 | 00:32:58,595 | 00:33:00,130 | Or her. | Or her. |
596 | 00:33:00,263 | 00:33:02,132 | Maybe it's her... it. Maybe it's an "it". | Maybe it's her... it. Maybe it's an "it". |
597 | 00:33:02,265 | 00:33:03,400 | I don't... | I don't... |
598 | 00:33:05,268 | 00:33:05,837 | Not having one myself, | Not having one myself, |
599 | 00:33:06,671 | 00:33:09,473 | I'm curious as to what one looks like. | I'm curious as to what one looks like. |
600 | 00:33:09,606 | 00:33:12,810 | A little bird sits on your shoulder, chirping its way | A little bird sits on your shoulder, chirping its way |
601 | 00:33:12,944 | 00:33:16,513 | through your story like some know-it-all tour guide. | through your story like some know-it-all tour guide. |
602 | 00:33:17,081 | 00:33:18,382 | What about the inner voice? | What about the inner voice? |
603 | 00:33:18,515 | 00:33:19,751 | You're hearing voices? | You're hearing voices? |
604 | 00:33:19,884 | 00:33:22,654 | Simon said every artist has an inner voice. | Simon said every artist has an inner voice. |
605 | 00:33:24,554 | 00:33:26,691 | If Simon is hearing voices, | If Simon is hearing voices, |
606 | 00:33:26,824 | 00:33:28,693 | he should be locked in a padded room. | he should be locked in a padded room. |
607 | 00:33:28,826 | 00:33:31,294 | I wrote every one of my plays without the assistance of | I wrote every one of my plays without the assistance of |
608 | 00:33:31,428 | 00:33:32,562 | anyone, thank you very much. | anyone, thank you very much. |
609 | 00:33:32,697 | 00:33:34,331 | Including artistic directors who | Including artistic directors who |
610 | 00:33:34,464 | 00:33:36,366 | were too important to meet my train. | were too important to meet my train. |
611 | 00:33:36,500 | 00:33:37,434 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
612 | 00:33:37,567 | 00:33:38,670 | I'm calling Simon. | I'm calling Simon. |
613 | 00:33:46,044 | 00:33:48,178 | Oh, no, no, no, no! | Oh, no, no, no, no! |
614 | 00:33:48,311 | 00:33:49,212 | Oh my God! | Oh my God! |
615 | 00:33:49,346 | 00:33:51,082 | Oh my God, stop! | Oh my God, stop! |
616 | 00:33:51,214 | 00:33:53,651 | Stop! Oh! | Stop! Oh! |
617 | 00:33:54,719 | 00:33:56,353 | Now give me your credit card. | Now give me your credit card. |
618 | 00:33:56,486 | 00:33:57,789 | You broke my phone! | You broke my phone! |
619 | 00:33:57,922 | 00:33:58,856 | Your credit card! | Your credit card! |
620 | 00:33:58,990 | 00:33:59,957 | I don't have a credit card! | I don't have a credit card! |
621 | 00:34:00,091 | 00:34:01,025 | Of course, you do! | Of course, you do! |
622 | 00:34:02,325 | 00:34:03,995 | Every young person in today's theatre has a credit card, a toy | Every young person in today's theatre has a credit card, a toy |
623 | 00:34:04,128 | 00:34:05,529 | phone, and a Lamborghini! | phone, and a Lamborghini! |
624 | 00:34:05,663 | 00:34:07,497 | Bought and paid for by well-funded parents who can't | Bought and paid for by well-funded parents who can't |
625 | 00:34:07,631 | 00:34:09,366 | stand the idea of their son | stand the idea of their son |
626 | 00:34:09,499 | 00:34:11,736 | going into such a vagrant profession! | going into such a vagrant profession! |
627 | 00:34:11,869 | 00:34:12,602 | Let me guess? | Let me guess? |
628 | 00:34:12,737 | 00:34:14,172 | Daddy and mommy wanted their son | Daddy and mommy wanted their son |
629 | 00:34:14,304 | 00:34:16,140 | who's not a playwright to be a doctor? | who's not a playwright to be a doctor? |
630 | 00:34:16,273 | 00:34:17,240 | No. | No. |
631 | 00:34:17,374 | 00:34:18,608 | A lawyer? How about a lawyer? | A lawyer? How about a lawyer? |
632 | 00:34:19,576 | 00:34:20,610 | How about President of the United States? | How about President of the United States? |
633 | 00:34:21,478 | 00:34:22,479 | They've lowered the entry requirements, | They've lowered the entry requirements, |
634 | 00:34:22,612 | 00:34:23,748 | I don't know if you've heard! | I don't know if you've heard! |
635 | 00:34:24,648 | 00:34:27,151 | Wing nuts! My family's into wing nuts! | Wing nuts! My family's into wing nuts! |
636 | 00:34:27,284 | 00:34:28,986 | It's the small nut | It's the small nut |
637 | 00:34:29,120 | 00:34:31,155 | with the little metal wings on it, so you can screw... | with the little metal wings on it, so you can screw... |
638 | 00:34:31,288 | 00:34:32,190 | I know what a... | I know what a... |
639 | 00:34:33,356 | 00:34:35,727 | We're the largest wing nut manufacturer in the Midwest. | We're the largest wing nut manufacturer in the Midwest. |
640 | 00:34:41,032 | 00:34:42,900 | Where would the world be without the wing nut? | Where would the world be without the wing nut? |
641 | 00:34:43,034 | 00:34:46,636 | Yeah, that's what my father says every Thanksgiving. | Yeah, that's what my father says every Thanksgiving. |
642 | 00:34:46,771 | 00:34:50,708 | And I nod, answering a question he never asks, assuring him that | And I nod, answering a question he never asks, assuring him that |
643 | 00:34:50,842 | 00:34:53,543 | yes, some day I will come crawling back, begging him to | yes, some day I will come crawling back, begging him to |
644 | 00:34:53,678 | 00:34:57,882 | please let me spend the rest of my life in wing nuts. | please let me spend the rest of my life in wing nuts. |
645 | 00:35:04,321 | 00:35:07,491 | All because you looked down from your end of the table and said, | All because you looked down from your end of the table and said, |
646 | 00:35:07,624 | 00:35:09,026 | "I want to be in the Arts." | "I want to be in the Arts." |
647 | 00:35:10,928 | 00:35:13,563 | I might as well have said I was running off to join the circus. | I might as well have said I was running off to join the circus. |
648 | 00:35:14,165 | 00:35:15,432 | You are. | You are. |
649 | 00:35:16,466 | 00:35:17,735 | He said "The-a-tre is no place for a real man. | He said "The-a-tre is no place for a real man. |
650 | 00:35:17,869 | 00:35:21,471 | It's nothing but lowlifes, misfits, and..." | It's nothing but lowlifes, misfits, and..." |
651 | 00:35:51,169 | 00:35:56,573 | Does this Simon person, with no play to direct, have any talent? | Does this Simon person, with no play to direct, have any talent? |
652 | 00:35:57,307 | 00:36:00,343 | Very much so. Yes. | Very much so. Yes. |
653 | 00:36:00,878 | 00:36:04,414 | Last season he won the Lima Award for his | Last season he won the Lima Award for his |
654 | 00:36:04,548 | 00:36:05,817 | production of Our Town. | production of Our Town. |
655 | 00:36:06,550 | 00:36:08,786 | He won a what? | He won a what? |
656 | 00:36:08,920 | 00:36:10,121 | A Lima. | A Lima. |
657 | 00:36:10,655 | 00:36:12,522 | It's our local in-house theatre award. | It's our local in-house theatre award. |
658 | 00:36:12,657 | 00:36:14,225 | We have the ceremony at the end of the year. | We have the ceremony at the end of the year. |
659 | 00:36:14,357 | 00:36:15,927 | Everybody comes. It's nice. | Everybody comes. It's nice. |
660 | 00:36:16,060 | 00:36:18,296 | It's not a Tony or a Pulitzer, but then we're not New York. | It's not a Tony or a Pulitzer, but then we're not New York. |
661 | 00:36:18,461 | 00:36:19,964 | You're not even Philadelphia. | You're not even Philadelphia. |
662 | 00:36:20,097 | 00:36:21,464 | Has he read the play? | Has he read the play? |
663 | 00:36:21,598 | 00:36:22,867 | Oh God, no. | Oh God, no. |
664 | 00:36:23,000 | 00:36:23,901 | And why not? | And why not? |
665 | 00:36:24,068 | 00:36:25,169 | Well, he was going to. | Well, he was going to. |
666 | 00:36:26,403 | 00:36:27,839 | He really was, and then for whatever reason, he didn't get | He really was, and then for whatever reason, he didn't get |
667 | 00:36:29,106 | 00:36:29,974 | to it, which is completely understandable. He's very busy. | to it, which is completely understandable. He's very busy. |
668 | 00:36:30,107 | 00:36:31,408 | Winning Limas. | Winning Limas. |
669 | 00:36:31,976 | 00:36:33,044 | My Mother read it. | My Mother read it. |
670 | 00:36:33,177 | 00:36:34,477 | Did she love it? | Did she love it? |
671 | 00:36:34,611 | 00:36:37,815 | Not really. When I asked her | Not really. When I asked her |
672 | 00:36:37,949 | 00:36:39,116 | what she liked about it, she said, | what she liked about it, she said, |
673 | 00:36:39,250 | 00:36:40,685 | "The pages were in order." | "The pages were in order." |
674 | 00:36:40,818 | 00:36:42,220 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
675 | 00:36:42,352 | 00:36:43,587 | I thought that was a little harsh. | I thought that was a little harsh. |
676 | 00:36:44,255 | 00:36:45,756 | Do you have a title? | Do you have a title? |
677 | 00:36:45,890 | 00:36:47,058 | A title. | A title. |
678 | 00:36:47,191 | 00:36:49,626 | For this brilliant play I'm about to read. | For this brilliant play I'm about to read. |
679 | 00:36:49,760 | 00:36:51,461 | Oh, I'd rather not say. | Oh, I'd rather not say. |
680 | 00:36:51,996 | 00:36:54,932 | Oh, I'd Rather Not Say by Kenneth Waters. | Oh, I'd Rather Not Say by Kenneth Waters. |
681 | 00:36:55,066 | 00:36:55,967 | Very funny. | Very funny. |
682 | 00:36:57,001 | 00:36:58,602 | Let's imagine that up on a marquee, shall we? | Let's imagine that up on a marquee, shall we? |
683 | 00:36:58,736 | 00:37:01,105 | That's the first thing I do whenever I finish a play. | That's the first thing I do whenever I finish a play. |
684 | 00:37:01,239 | 00:37:05,343 | I take a cab up to the Belasco, still best theatre in New York, | I take a cab up to the Belasco, still best theatre in New York, |
685 | 00:37:05,475 | 00:37:10,047 | bar none, and I stand on the opposite side of the street and | bar none, and I stand on the opposite side of the street and |
686 | 00:37:10,181 | 00:37:13,050 | I try to picture my title up in lights. | I try to picture my title up in lights. |
687 | 00:37:13,184 | 00:37:14,618 | And if I can envision it... | And if I can envision it... |
688 | 00:37:14,752 | 00:37:16,220 | The Great American Play. | The Great American Play. |
689 | 00:37:16,354 | 00:37:17,288 | It hasn't been written yet. | It hasn't been written yet. |
690 | 00:37:17,420 | 00:37:18,723 | Never will be, for that matter. | Never will be, for that matter. |
691 | 00:37:18,856 | 00:37:21,158 | In art, there can never be a greatest anything. | In art, there can never be a greatest anything. |
692 | 00:37:21,292 | 00:37:26,097 | Play, novel, painting, symphony, burger, try | Play, novel, painting, symphony, burger, try |
693 | 00:37:26,230 | 00:37:29,333 | as we might, it will never be because as soon as one of us | as we might, it will never be because as soon as one of us |
694 | 00:37:29,466 | 00:37:31,068 | gets close, it will be missed. | gets close, it will be missed. |
695 | 00:37:31,202 | 00:37:33,204 | Or, more than likely, dismissed. | Or, more than likely, dismissed. |
696 | 00:37:34,038 | 00:37:37,675 | We are no longer qualified to recognize greatness. | We are no longer qualified to recognize greatness. |
697 | 00:37:38,376 | 00:37:42,713 | We have no idea what it looks like. | We have no idea what it looks like. |
698 | 00:37:45,016 | 00:37:50,420 | To recognize true greatness, one must be willing to be troubled. | To recognize true greatness, one must be willing to be troubled. |
699 | 00:37:52,056 | 00:37:54,125 | Disturbed. | Disturbed. |
700 | 00:37:56,093 | 00:37:58,696 | Changed. | Changed. |
701 | 00:37:59,297 | 00:38:03,034 | And no one wants to be any of those things. | And no one wants to be any of those things. |
702 | 00:38:05,435 | 00:38:07,570 | That's the title. | That's the title. |
703 | 00:38:10,540 | 00:38:13,610 | Of what? | Of what? |
704 | 00:38:15,313 | 00:38:16,681 | My play. | My play. |
705 | 00:38:17,248 | 00:38:21,819 | The title of your play is The Great American Play? | The title of your play is The Great American Play? |
706 | 00:38:23,020 | 00:38:24,855 | Yes. | Yes. |
707 | 00:38:25,588 | 00:38:28,759 | Out of all the possible titles. | Out of all the possible titles. |
708 | 00:38:28,893 | 00:38:29,961 | I know. | I know. |
709 | 00:38:33,898 | 00:38:34,832 | Is it? | Is it? |
710 | 00:38:35,433 | 00:38:37,068 | It's just the title. | It's just the title. |
711 | 00:38:37,600 | 00:38:40,271 | So it's not the Great American Play. | So it's not the Great American Play. |
712 | 00:38:40,404 | 00:38:41,339 | Far from it. | Far from it. |
713 | 00:38:42,406 | 00:38:44,008 | And yet, your title would lead me to believe... | And yet, your title would lead me to believe... |
714 | 00:38:44,141 | 00:38:45,343 | Tentative title. | Tentative title. |
715 | 00:38:45,475 | 00:38:47,411 | Well, don't change it now. It might be perfect. | Well, don't change it now. It might be perfect. |
716 | 00:38:47,544 | 00:38:48,645 | It's just a play. | It's just a play. |
717 | 00:38:57,755 | 00:38:59,957 | There is no such thing | There is no such thing |
718 | 00:39:02,660 | 00:39:04,061 | as "just a play". | as "just a play". |
719 | 00:39:14,604 | 00:39:17,808 | This is your art. Say it. | This is your art. Say it. |
720 | 00:39:18,508 | 00:39:19,509 | Say what? | Say what? |
721 | 00:39:19,642 | 00:39:20,878 | This is my art. | This is my art. |
722 | 00:39:21,412 | 00:39:22,813 | This is my art. | This is my art. |
723 | 00:39:22,947 | 00:39:23,948 | Louder. | Louder. |
724 | 00:39:24,081 | 00:39:25,950 | This is my art. | This is my art. |
725 | 00:39:26,083 | 00:39:27,251 | This is my art! | This is my art! |
726 | 00:39:27,385 | 00:39:28,585 | This is my art! | This is my art! |
727 | 00:39:28,719 | 00:39:30,721 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
728 | 00:39:30,855 | 00:39:32,555 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
729 | 00:39:32,690 | 00:39:34,058 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
730 | 00:39:34,191 | 00:39:35,893 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
731 | 00:39:36,027 | 00:39:37,728 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
732 | 00:39:37,862 | 00:39:39,430 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
733 | 00:39:39,562 | 00:39:40,831 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
734 | 00:39:40,965 | 00:39:42,066 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
735 | 00:39:42,199 | 00:39:43,533 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
736 | 00:39:43,667 | 00:39:44,935 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
737 | 00:39:45,069 | 00:39:46,536 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
738 | 00:39:46,670 | 00:39:48,039 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
739 | 00:39:49,206 | 00:39:50,408 | I am an artist, Mr. Harris! Mr. Harris, Mr. Harris! | I am an artist, Mr. Harris! Mr. Harris, Mr. Harris! |
740 | 00:39:51,375 | 00:39:52,910 | Keep off my pew! This is my pew! | Keep off my pew! This is my pew! |
741 | 00:39:53,044 | 00:39:54,644 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
742 | 00:39:56,013 | 00:39:58,983 | I am an artist and this is art. | I am an artist and this is art. |
743 | 00:39:59,116 | 00:40:01,819 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
744 | 00:40:01,952 | 00:40:04,155 | I am an artist and this is my... | I am an artist and this is my... |
745 | 00:40:04,288 | 00:40:06,424 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
746 | 00:40:08,359 | 00:40:09,527 | I am an artist... | I am an artist... |
747 | 00:40:09,660 | 00:40:10,795 | Get outta here! | Get outta here! |
748 | 00:40:11,829 | 00:40:14,331 | I am an art... I am an artist. I am an artist. | I am an art... I am an artist. I am an artist. |
749 | 00:40:15,533 | 00:40:16,834 | I am an artist. | I am an artist. |
750 | 00:40:16,967 | 00:40:18,836 | Mr. Harris? | Mr. Harris? |
751 | 00:40:19,136 | 00:40:20,805 | I am an artist. | I am an artist. |
752 | 00:40:22,006 | 00:40:25,209 | Mr. Harris, there's a train! Mr. Harris! | Mr. Harris, there's a train! Mr. Harris! |
753 | 00:40:26,277 | 00:40:28,079 | Mr. Harris! | Mr. Harris! |
754 | 00:40:41,959 | 00:40:44,095 | Mr. Harris, where are you... where are you going? | Mr. Harris, where are you... where are you going? |
755 | 00:40:44,228 | 00:40:45,796 | Mr.... Mr. Harris! | Mr.... Mr. Harris! |
756 | 00:40:48,265 | 00:40:49,500 | I didn't call the cops. | I didn't call the cops. |
757 | 00:40:49,632 | 00:40:50,568 | I appreciate it. | I appreciate it. |
758 | 00:40:51,435 | 00:40:52,303 | Just keep him the hell off my pews. | Just keep him the hell off my pews. |
759 | 00:40:52,436 | 00:40:53,270 | I will, I will. | I will, I will. |
760 | 00:40:54,305 | 00:40:54,972 | Them come straight outta the Methodist Church. | Them come straight outta the Methodist Church. |
761 | 00:40:55,638 | 00:40:56,774 | Jesus Himself sat in 'em. | Jesus Himself sat in 'em. |
762 | 00:40:58,175 | 00:41:00,111 | Yeah, okay. | Yeah, okay. |
763 | 00:41:00,244 | 00:41:01,812 | Mr. Harris! | Mr. Harris! |
764 | 00:41:02,980 | 00:41:06,383 | Mr. Harris! Mr. Harris, are you okay? | Mr. Harris! Mr. Harris, are you okay? |
765 | 00:41:06,517 | 00:41:07,918 | Mr. Harris! | Mr. Harris! |
766 | 00:41:08,052 | 00:41:09,487 | Do you remember 9/11? | Do you remember 9/11? |
767 | 00:41:09,619 | 00:41:11,255 | Huh? | Huh? |
768 | 00:41:11,388 | 00:41:12,790 | Do you remember 9/11? | Do you remember 9/11? |
769 | 00:41:12,923 | 00:41:14,391 | Yes, of course. | Yes, of course. |
770 | 00:41:14,525 | 00:41:15,693 | What did you think? | What did you think? |
771 | 00:41:16,427 | 00:41:17,461 | What did I think? | What did I think? |
772 | 00:41:18,395 | 00:41:19,563 | What did you... tell me what you thought. | What did you... tell me what you thought. |
773 | 00:41:20,764 | 00:41:22,366 | I thought it was a tragedy. It changed the whole world. | I thought it was a tragedy. It changed the whole world. |
774 | 00:41:22,600 | 00:41:24,835 | I thought it was Shakespearean. | I thought it was Shakespearean. |
775 | 00:41:25,970 | 00:41:27,037 | Did you think it was Shakespearean? | Did you think it was Shakespearean? |
776 | 00:41:27,171 | 00:41:28,139 | I thought it w... | I thought it w... |
777 | 00:41:28,272 | 00:41:29,173 | Yeah, definitely. | Yeah, definitely. |
778 | 00:41:30,407 | 00:41:32,243 | I'd like to think if the Bard had written it, he might've | I'd like to think if the Bard had written it, he might've |
779 | 00:41:32,376 | 00:41:34,211 | toned down on some of the gruesomeness. | toned down on some of the gruesomeness. |
780 | 00:41:35,212 | 00:41:37,882 | Even he couldn't have written that day. | Even he couldn't have written that day. |
781 | 00:41:39,383 | 00:41:42,353 | Look, Mr. Harris, just talk this out, okay? | Look, Mr. Harris, just talk this out, okay? |
782 | 00:41:42,486 | 00:41:43,354 | We'll get in my car. | We'll get in my car. |
783 | 00:41:43,487 | 00:41:44,488 | Please. | Please. |
784 | 00:41:44,622 | 00:41:45,689 | I have a MasterCard. | I have a MasterCard. |
785 | 00:41:45,823 | 00:41:47,791 | I have a MasterCard! | I have a MasterCard! |
786 | 00:41:47,925 | 00:41:48,926 | You're right! | You're right! |
787 | 00:41:49,059 | 00:41:50,694 | And I will use that MasterCard | And I will use that MasterCard |
788 | 00:41:50,828 | 00:41:54,198 | to pay for your ticket after you read my play. | to pay for your ticket after you read my play. |
789 | 00:41:55,699 | 00:41:58,536 | Before. | Before. |
790 | 00:41:58,669 | 00:42:02,373 | After. I'm going to lose everything, Mr. Harris. My | After. I'm going to lose everything, Mr. Harris. My |
791 | 00:42:02,506 | 00:42:04,341 | apprenticeship, my affiliation with the theatre, | apprenticeship, my affiliation with the theatre, |
792 | 00:42:04,475 | 00:42:07,211 | and there's a very good chance I may wind up back in wing nuts! | and there's a very good chance I may wind up back in wing nuts! |
793 | 00:42:07,344 | 00:42:09,780 | So when you say you're gonna read my play, I need to know | So when you say you're gonna read my play, I need to know |
794 | 00:42:09,914 | 00:42:11,815 | you're really going to read my play. | you're really going to read my play. |
795 | 00:42:13,083 | 00:42:14,151 | Even if it kills me. | Even if it kills me. |
796 | 00:42:14,285 | 00:42:15,654 | Look, on one condition. | Look, on one condition. |
797 | 00:42:15,786 | 00:42:17,955 | You, you have to tell me the truth. | You, you have to tell me the truth. |
798 | 00:42:18,088 | 00:42:19,256 | Huh. | Huh. |
799 | 00:42:19,990 | 00:42:21,592 | I also have a condition. | I also have a condition. |
800 | 00:42:21,725 | 00:42:23,928 | Yeah, anything. You name it. | Yeah, anything. You name it. |
801 | 00:42:24,628 | 00:42:26,397 | Alcohol. | Alcohol. |
802 | 00:42:28,365 | 00:42:29,466 | Okay, alcohol. Okay. | Okay, alcohol. Okay. |
803 | 00:42:37,575 | 00:42:38,776 | No, no! | No, no! |
804 | 00:42:53,591 | 00:42:54,659 | Hey, liquor run! | Hey, liquor run! |
805 | 00:42:54,792 | 00:42:55,826 | Liquor run! | Liquor run! |
806 | 00:42:55,960 | 00:42:57,528 | It's 2:45, we're closed! | It's 2:45, we're closed! |
807 | 00:42:57,662 | 00:42:58,629 | Come on, man! | Come on, man! |
808 | 00:42:58,762 | 00:43:00,531 | I have never been more closed. | I have never been more closed. |
809 | 00:43:00,665 | 00:43:01,599 | Come on! | Come on! |
810 | 00:43:02,833 | 00:43:04,235 | I'm more closed than my options after I failed high school. | I'm more closed than my options after I failed high school. |
811 | 00:43:04,368 | 00:43:05,704 | I'm desperate. | I'm desperate. |
812 | 00:43:05,836 | 00:43:07,972 | I'm more closed than the casket was on my father's funeral. | I'm more closed than the casket was on my father's funeral. |
813 | 00:43:08,105 | 00:43:09,440 | I'm more closed than the | I'm more closed than the |
814 | 00:43:09,573 | 00:43:11,442 | chance to reconcile with my girlfriend. | chance to reconcile with my girlfriend. |
815 | 00:43:11,575 | 00:43:14,845 | I'm so closed, I can feel my biological processes | I'm so closed, I can feel my biological processes |
816 | 00:43:14,979 | 00:43:15,879 | shutting down! | shutting down! |
817 | 00:43:16,013 | 00:43:17,014 | I got it! | I got it! |
818 | 00:43:32,396 | 00:43:34,733 | Gas station, there is. Bar's closed, bar's closed now. | Gas station, there is. Bar's closed, bar's closed now. |
819 | 00:43:34,865 | 00:43:36,066 | Oh, Hope! Hope! | Oh, Hope! Hope! |
820 | 00:43:47,645 | 00:43:50,749 | Hope! | Hope! |
821 | 00:43:50,881 | 00:43:54,018 | Hope! Hope! | Hope! Hope! |
822 | 00:43:56,220 | 00:44:00,457 | Hope! Hope! Hope, Hope! Hope, Hope, hi! | Hope! Hope! Hope, Hope! Hope, Hope, hi! |
823 | 00:44:00,591 | 00:44:02,359 | Step away from the door. 1... | Step away from the door. 1... |
824 | 00:44:02,493 | 00:44:03,460 | No, no, no, no, wait! | No, no, no, no, wait! |
825 | 00:44:03,594 | 00:44:04,528 | 2... | 2... |
826 | 00:44:04,663 | 00:44:05,562 | No, it's me! Kenneth Waters! | No, it's me! Kenneth Waters! |
827 | 00:44:06,797 | 00:44:08,399 | We dated in high school and after the Sadie Hawkins Dance, | We dated in high school and after the Sadie Hawkins Dance, |
828 | 00:44:08,532 | 00:44:09,266 | I told you I loved you and how I wanted to marry you | I told you I loved you and how I wanted to marry you |
829 | 00:44:12,903 | 00:44:14,471 | Wing nut? | Wing nut? |
830 | 00:44:39,698 | 00:44:42,599 | What have you been doing with yourself other than drinking? | What have you been doing with yourself other than drinking? |
831 | 00:44:42,734 | 00:44:43,702 | I'm in the theatre. | I'm in the theatre. |
832 | 00:44:43,834 | 00:44:44,902 | Cineplex? | Cineplex? |
833 | 00:44:45,035 | 00:44:46,437 | No. The legit theatre, | No. The legit theatre, |
834 | 00:44:46,570 | 00:44:48,072 | I'm an apprentice at the Lima Playhouse. | I'm an apprentice at the Lima Playhouse. |
835 | 00:44:48,205 | 00:44:50,474 | What happened to making wing nuts? | What happened to making wing nuts? |
836 | 00:44:50,607 | 00:44:51,909 | Yeah, it wasn't for me. | Yeah, it wasn't for me. |
837 | 00:44:52,476 | 00:44:54,144 | Are you an actor? | Are you an actor? |
838 | 00:44:54,278 | 00:44:56,480 | Uh, no, I'm... I write. | Uh, no, I'm... I write. |
839 | 00:44:56,613 | 00:44:58,282 | Write what? | Write what? |
840 | 00:44:58,415 | 00:44:59,383 | Plays. | Plays. |
841 | 00:45:00,317 | 00:45:01,552 | You mean like pretend? | You mean like pretend? |
842 | 00:45:01,686 | 00:45:04,121 | Yeah, no. No, they're real. The plays | Yeah, no. No, they're real. The plays |
843 | 00:45:04,254 | 00:45:06,791 | are real. Only they're not. It's hard to explain. | are real. Only they're not. It's hard to explain. |
844 | 00:45:07,358 | 00:45:09,761 | You should've gone into wing nuts. | You should've gone into wing nuts. |
845 | 00:45:09,893 | 00:45:11,562 | Vicki told me I should reconsider. | Vicki told me I should reconsider. |
846 | 00:45:11,696 | 00:45:14,365 | I said reconsider what, we're sophomores in high | I said reconsider what, we're sophomores in high |
847 | 00:45:14,498 | 00:45:16,300 | school, there's plenty of fish in the sea, you know? | school, there's plenty of fish in the sea, you know? |
848 | 00:45:16,433 | 00:45:18,569 | The Junior Class alone was loaded. | The Junior Class alone was loaded. |
849 | 00:45:18,703 | 00:45:20,839 | Yeah, well, we were kids, what did we know. | Yeah, well, we were kids, what did we know. |
850 | 00:45:20,971 | 00:45:23,874 | I'm not seeing any gin. | I'm not seeing any gin. |
851 | 00:45:24,007 | 00:45:25,943 | All I got is beer and wine. | All I got is beer and wine. |
852 | 00:45:26,076 | 00:45:28,479 | Yeah, okay. | Yeah, okay. |
853 | 00:45:30,514 | 00:45:33,450 | You would not believe the night I'm having. | You would not believe the night I'm having. |
854 | 00:45:34,084 | 00:45:35,619 | Do you know who Joseph Harris is? | Do you know who Joseph Harris is? |
855 | 00:45:35,754 | 00:45:37,054 | Was he in our class? | Was he in our class? |
856 | 00:45:38,222 | 00:45:40,859 | No, he's a playwright and he's here right now in Lima, | No, he's a playwright and he's here right now in Lima, |
857 | 00:45:40,991 | 00:45:42,359 | at the train station, | at the train station, |
858 | 00:45:42,493 | 00:45:43,894 | reading my play. | reading my play. |
859 | 00:45:44,863 | 00:45:47,364 | Are you dating anybody? | Are you dating anybody? |
860 | 00:45:48,198 | 00:45:50,601 | I got Mondays off. | I got Mondays off. |
861 | 00:45:50,735 | 00:45:51,703 | You could take me to the | You could take me to the |
862 | 00:45:52,737 | 00:45:53,470 | playhouse and I can watch you write somethin'. | playhouse and I can watch you write somethin'. |
863 | 00:45:54,171 | 00:45:54,806 | Well, it's not that exciting. | Well, it's not that exciting. |
864 | 00:45:56,073 | 00:45:58,208 | Is it more exciting than selling beer at 3:15 in the morning? | Is it more exciting than selling beer at 3:15 in the morning? |
865 | 00:46:06,818 | 00:46:09,153 | Trapped inside a little box. | Trapped inside a little box. |
866 | 00:46:09,821 | 00:46:12,623 | Of your own making, I might add. | Of your own making, I might add. |
867 | 00:46:14,391 | 00:46:16,326 | I know. | I know. |
868 | 00:46:17,094 | 00:46:18,830 | You know? | You know? |
869 | 00:46:18,962 | 00:46:22,399 | You don't think I do, but I do. | You don't think I do, but I do. |
870 | 00:46:23,133 | 00:46:25,235 | And what is it you know? | And what is it you know? |
871 | 00:46:25,369 | 00:46:29,006 | I know who said, the "first sign of | I know who said, the "first sign of |
872 | 00:46:29,139 | 00:46:32,409 | understanding is the wish to die". | understanding is the wish to die". |
873 | 00:46:33,912 | 00:46:36,246 | Dostoevsky. | Dostoevsky. |
874 | 00:46:36,848 | 00:46:39,082 | Kafka. | Kafka. |
875 | 00:46:48,158 | 00:46:49,928 | Franz. | Franz. |
876 | 00:46:50,060 | 00:46:50,929 | Lawrence. | Lawrence. |
877 | 00:46:51,061 | 00:46:51,930 | How's it goin'? | How's it goin'? |
878 | 00:46:52,062 | 00:46:53,163 | Okay. | Okay. |
879 | 00:46:53,297 | 00:46:55,532 | Like Grand Central in here tonight. | Like Grand Central in here tonight. |
880 | 00:46:55,667 | 00:46:57,301 | He's from New York. | He's from New York. |
881 | 00:46:57,434 | 00:46:58,635 | What's he doin' here? | What's he doin' here? |
882 | 00:46:58,770 | 00:46:59,904 | Theatre. | Theatre. |
883 | 00:47:00,037 | 00:47:01,104 | Cineplex? | Cineplex? |
884 | 00:47:01,238 | 00:47:02,740 | Playhouse. | Playhouse. |
885 | 00:47:03,373 | 00:47:06,109 | The wife dragged me to one of those once. After five | The wife dragged me to one of those once. After five |
886 | 00:47:06,243 | 00:47:07,578 | minutes they'd stop doing what | minutes they'd stop doing what |
887 | 00:47:07,712 | 00:47:09,346 | they were doin' and start singin'. | they were doin' and start singin'. |
888 | 00:47:09,480 | 00:47:11,248 | I said that's not normal behavior. | I said that's not normal behavior. |
889 | 00:47:11,381 | 00:47:12,649 | She said is it supposed to be? | She said is it supposed to be? |
890 | 00:47:12,784 | 00:47:15,152 | I said then what the hell am I watchin'? | I said then what the hell am I watchin'? |
891 | 00:47:16,253 | 00:47:19,990 | It's not just a play, it's art. | It's not just a play, it's art. |
892 | 00:47:20,123 | 00:47:21,992 | And when it works when the | And when it works when the |
893 | 00:47:22,125 | 00:47:25,128 | writing, and the acting, and the directing... | writing, and the acting, and the directing... |
894 | 00:47:27,164 | 00:47:30,567 | And the writing, and the acting, and the directing, and the set | And the writing, and the acting, and the directing, and the set |
895 | 00:47:30,702 | 00:47:33,237 | design, and the props, and the writing, when it all comes | design, and the props, and the writing, when it all comes |
896 | 00:47:33,370 | 00:47:35,305 | together, it's better than movies. | together, it's better than movies. |
897 | 00:47:35,439 | 00:47:36,640 | It's better than TV. | It's better than TV. |
898 | 00:47:36,774 | 00:47:38,408 | Can I get it on my phone? | Can I get it on my phone? |
899 | 00:47:38,542 | 00:47:40,377 | No. | No. |
900 | 00:47:49,486 | 00:47:51,723 | Okay, okay. Oh! | Okay, okay. Oh! |
901 | 00:47:53,290 | 00:47:55,259 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
902 | 00:48:03,001 | 00:48:04,802 | So? | So? |
903 | 00:48:04,936 | 00:48:07,604 | Yes. Do you have a...? | Yes. Do you have a...? |
904 | 00:48:07,739 | 00:48:09,306 | Yeah, yes. | Yeah, yes. |
905 | 00:48:13,811 | 00:48:15,546 | Take your time. | Take your time. |
906 | 00:48:16,881 | 00:48:17,849 | Hi! | Hi! |
907 | 00:48:17,982 | 00:48:18,917 | Hey. | Hey. |
908 | 00:48:19,049 | 00:48:20,818 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
909 | 00:48:20,952 | 00:48:23,220 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
910 | 00:48:23,353 | 00:48:24,923 | He didn't say anything, did he? | He didn't say anything, did he? |
911 | 00:48:25,055 | 00:48:26,691 | Not about your play. | Not about your play. |
912 | 00:48:27,959 | 00:48:29,226 | He's reading my play. | He's reading my play. |
913 | 00:48:29,359 | 00:48:31,328 | It got singin' in it? | It got singin' in it? |
914 | 00:48:31,461 | 00:48:34,531 | No. Does he look bored to you? | No. Does he look bored to you? |
915 | 00:48:35,165 | 00:48:37,267 | Don't worry about me, I can take it. I'm used to criticism. | Don't worry about me, I can take it. I'm used to criticism. |
916 | 00:48:37,401 | 00:48:39,303 | We criticize each other in the theatre all the time. | We criticize each other in the theatre all the time. |
917 | 00:48:39,436 | 00:48:40,537 | That's how we grow. | That's how we grow. |
918 | 00:48:42,272 | 00:48:42,941 | See ya tomorrow. | See ya tomorrow. |
919 | 00:48:43,106 | 00:48:45,342 | See ya tomorrow. | See ya tomorrow. |
920 | 00:49:40,197 | 00:49:41,766 | Would you like some coffee? | Would you like some coffee? |
921 | 00:49:41,899 | 00:49:43,300 | Something to eat? | Something to eat? |
922 | 00:49:43,433 | 00:49:44,601 | I can run out and get you something real quick, | I can run out and get you something real quick, |
923 | 00:49:44,736 | 00:49:45,837 | if you'd like? | if you'd like? |
924 | 00:49:45,970 | 00:49:47,105 | I know what you can do, pay for my ticket. | I know what you can do, pay for my ticket. |
925 | 00:49:47,237 | 00:49:48,271 | After we discuss my play. | After we discuss my play. |
926 | 00:49:48,405 | 00:49:49,539 | Play? What play? | Play? What play? |
927 | 00:49:49,674 | 00:49:51,375 | I read so many, it's hard to keep track. | I read so many, it's hard to keep track. |
928 | 00:49:52,043 | 00:49:54,511 | Well, just so you know, I've never done this before. | Well, just so you know, I've never done this before. |
929 | 00:49:54,645 | 00:49:56,814 | That's not to say you can't be brutally honest with me. | That's not to say you can't be brutally honest with me. |
930 | 00:49:56,948 | 00:49:58,548 | Don't worry about me, I'm my own worst critic, | Don't worry about me, I'm my own worst critic, |
931 | 00:49:58,683 | 00:49:59,984 | so anything you could say I've | so anything you could say I've |
932 | 00:50:00,118 | 00:50:00,852 | probably already said it to myself. | probably already said it to myself. |
933 | 00:50:01,986 | 00:50:03,387 | So that being said, say anything that comes to mind. | So that being said, say anything that comes to mind. |
934 | 00:50:03,520 | 00:50:05,823 | Also, this is my first play. | Also, this is my first play. |
935 | 00:50:05,957 | 00:50:06,958 | You probably could tell though, | You probably could tell though, |
936 | 00:50:07,091 | 00:50:08,592 | but still, in case you couldn't. | but still, in case you couldn't. |
937 | 00:50:09,526 | 00:50:11,294 | You couldn't, could you? | You couldn't, could you? |
938 | 00:50:11,428 | 00:50:12,764 | Or could you? | Or could you? |
939 | 00:50:12,897 | 00:50:14,032 | No, don't answer that. | No, don't answer that. |
940 | 00:50:14,164 | 00:50:15,565 | Also, I know I have a lot to learn. | Also, I know I have a lot to learn. |
941 | 00:50:15,700 | 00:50:16,901 | And even though I've never had my | And even though I've never had my |
942 | 00:50:17,035 | 00:50:18,836 | work analyzed by anyone, | work analyzed by anyone, |
943 | 00:50:19,003 | 00:50:20,038 | certainly by anyone of your stature, though | certainly by anyone of your stature, though |
944 | 00:50:21,005 | 00:50:22,707 | I did do a small reading with some friends | I did do a small reading with some friends |
945 | 00:50:22,840 | 00:50:23,440 | of mine and after we were finished, they really didn't | of mine and after we were finished, they really didn't |
946 | 00:50:24,742 | 00:50:25,275 | have anything constructive to say except for this one actress | have anything constructive to say except for this one actress |
947 | 00:50:26,010 | 00:50:26,443 | who thought her character should | who thought her character should |
948 | 00:50:27,277 | 00:50:27,679 | have more lines, but other than that. | have more lines, but other than that. |
949 | 00:50:27,979 | 00:50:28,746 | So... | So... |
950 | 00:50:29,681 | 00:50:30,647 | Oh, also if you could start by telling me | Oh, also if you could start by telling me |
951 | 00:50:30,782 | 00:50:31,949 | something you liked about it. | something you liked about it. |
952 | 00:50:32,950 | 00:50:34,284 | It can be a line, a character, a plot twist. | It can be a line, a character, a plot twist. |
953 | 00:50:34,418 | 00:50:35,720 | Anything. Anything at all. | Anything. Anything at all. |
954 | 00:50:35,853 | 00:50:37,354 | And then feel free to tear it to shreds. | And then feel free to tear it to shreds. |
955 | 00:50:37,487 | 00:50:40,290 | Or not. Or whatever. I'm talking too much. | Or not. Or whatever. I'm talking too much. |
956 | 00:50:40,424 | 00:50:41,491 | I'd much rather hear what you have to say. | I'd much rather hear what you have to say. |
957 | 00:50:41,625 | 00:50:43,493 | Whenever you're ready. | Whenever you're ready. |
958 | 00:50:44,561 | 00:50:47,098 | Have you ever eaten in a restaurant? | Have you ever eaten in a restaurant? |
959 | 00:50:47,230 | 00:50:48,632 | What? | What? |
960 | 00:50:49,466 | 00:50:50,702 | Have you ever eaten in... | Have you ever eaten in... |
961 | 00:50:50,835 | 00:50:52,103 | Yes, of course I've eaten in a restaurant. | Yes, of course I've eaten in a restaurant. |
962 | 00:50:52,235 | 00:50:53,137 | Oh good. | Oh good. |
963 | 00:50:54,371 | 00:50:55,405 | Well... oh... well, eating in this restaurant, have you ever | Well... oh... well, eating in this restaurant, have you ever |
964 | 00:50:56,140 | 00:50:56,874 | experienced someone spending the | experienced someone spending the |
965 | 00:50:57,909 | 00:50:59,877 | entire meal sampling the food off your plate? | entire meal sampling the food off your plate? |
966 | 00:51:00,011 | 00:51:01,112 | Uh. | Uh. |
967 | 00:51:01,244 | 00:51:02,212 | Don't you hate that? | Don't you hate that? |
968 | 00:51:02,345 | 00:51:03,848 | My agent is the worst. | My agent is the worst. |
969 | 00:51:05,049 | 00:51:06,818 | I... I'll be sitting there, minding my own business, next | I... I'll be sitting there, minding my own business, next |
970 | 00:51:06,951 | 00:51:09,586 | thing I know she's poking her way through my pasta like she's | thing I know she's poking her way through my pasta like she's |
971 | 00:51:09,721 | 00:51:11,321 | heading some archaeological dig. | heading some archaeological dig. |
972 | 00:51:11,455 | 00:51:12,556 | What does... | What does... |
973 | 00:51:13,390 | 00:51:13,991 | "Just a taste. Just a little taste." | "Just a taste. Just a little taste." |
974 | 00:51:15,258 | 00:51:17,061 | Swear to God, there are people, you put 'em in front of food, | Swear to God, there are people, you put 'em in front of food, |
975 | 00:51:17,195 | 00:51:19,529 | they turn into cattle. | they turn into cattle. |
976 | 00:51:19,664 | 00:51:22,166 | Grazing their way around the table. | Grazing their way around the table. |
977 | 00:51:22,299 | 00:51:23,266 | Mr. Harris. | Mr. Harris. |
978 | 00:51:23,400 | 00:51:24,869 | A restaurant is not a pasture. | A restaurant is not a pasture. |
979 | 00:51:25,002 | 00:51:25,937 | God, how I hate that. | God, how I hate that. |
980 | 00:51:26,070 | 00:51:27,038 | Don't you hate that? | Don't you hate that? |
981 | 00:51:27,171 | 00:51:28,039 | Tell me you hate that. | Tell me you hate that. |
982 | 00:51:28,172 | 00:51:29,707 | I hate that. | I hate that. |
983 | 00:51:29,841 | 00:51:30,775 | Good. | Good. |
984 | 00:51:31,876 | 00:51:33,310 | 'Cause as much as I hate that, it's not nearly as | 'Cause as much as I hate that, it's not nearly as |
985 | 00:51:33,443 | 00:51:35,278 | much as I hated your play. | much as I hated your play. |
986 | 00:51:46,289 | 00:51:50,928 | Yes, hate. I tried to find something more palatable. | Yes, hate. I tried to find something more palatable. |
987 | 00:51:51,829 | 00:51:55,398 | Loathe, despise, | Loathe, despise, |
988 | 00:51:55,532 | 00:51:57,334 | abhor, condemn. | abhor, condemn. |
989 | 00:51:57,467 | 00:51:58,703 | I condemn your play. | I condemn your play. |
990 | 00:51:58,836 | 00:52:01,638 | But no, in the end "hate" will have to do. | But no, in the end "hate" will have to do. |
991 | 00:52:06,077 | 00:52:08,212 | This, of course, would be where, in an effort to | This, of course, would be where, in an effort to |
992 | 00:52:08,345 | 00:52:13,316 | extricate us both from a... an awkward situation, I say, | extricate us both from a... an awkward situation, I say, |
993 | 00:52:13,450 | 00:52:15,753 | "Perhaps, I'm being too harsh." | "Perhaps, I'm being too harsh." |
994 | 00:52:16,586 | 00:52:18,555 | But I don't. | But I don't. |
995 | 00:52:19,289 | 00:52:21,324 | Instead, I turn to you and say, | Instead, I turn to you and say, |
996 | 00:52:21,458 | 00:52:23,393 | "Pay for my ticket." | "Pay for my ticket." |
997 | 00:52:26,596 | 00:52:30,201 | Oh, when you um, hmm... yeah, | Oh, when you um, hmm... yeah, |
998 | 00:52:30,333 | 00:52:32,435 | well, when... when you say "hate"... | well, when... when you say "hate"... |
999 | 00:52:33,336 | 00:52:35,139 | Oh God, he wants... wants more. | Oh God, he wants... wants more. |
1000 | 00:52:35,273 | 00:52:36,240 | Write this down. | Write this down. |
1001 | 00:52:36,373 | 00:52:37,541 | I think I'll remember this. | I think I'll remember this. |
1002 | 00:52:37,675 | 00:52:38,776 | I can't hear you. | I can't hear you. |
1003 | 00:52:39,643 | 00:52:40,211 | I said, I think I'll remember this. | I said, I think I'll remember this. |
1004 | 00:52:41,245 | 00:52:45,082 | In your play. I cannot hear you in your play. | In your play. I cannot hear you in your play. |
1005 | 00:52:45,216 | 00:52:46,117 | Oh, I thought you were... | Oh, I thought you were... |
1006 | 00:52:46,250 | 00:52:47,517 | For whom are you writing? | For whom are you writing? |
1007 | 00:52:48,351 | 00:52:49,452 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
1008 | 00:52:49,586 | 00:52:51,521 | For whom are you writing? | For whom are you writing? |
1009 | 00:52:53,124 | 00:52:54,357 | The audience? | The audience? |
1010 | 00:52:54,491 | 00:52:55,525 | To hell with the audience. | To hell with the audience. |
1011 | 00:52:56,093 | 00:52:58,062 | You put your little fingers on your | You put your little fingers on your |
1012 | 00:52:58,196 | 00:52:59,730 | little keyboard and you start typing what you | little keyboard and you start typing what you |
1013 | 00:52:59,864 | 00:53:03,600 | think, what you feel, what you want, | think, what you feel, what you want, |
1014 | 00:53:04,302 | 00:53:05,870 | what you love, what you hate, | what you love, what you hate, |
1015 | 00:53:06,436 | 00:53:07,571 | what you cannot stand, | what you cannot stand, |
1016 | 00:53:07,705 | 00:53:09,006 | what you refuse to allow, | what you refuse to allow, |
1017 | 00:53:09,140 | 00:53:10,041 | what you must change, | what you must change, |
1018 | 00:53:10,174 | 00:53:11,108 | because if you do that, | because if you do that, |
1019 | 00:53:11,242 | 00:53:12,743 | you will write who you are. | you will write who you are. |
1020 | 00:53:13,711 | 00:53:16,047 | That said, you are the last thing I care about. | That said, you are the last thing I care about. |
1021 | 00:53:16,180 | 00:53:17,815 | You care about the story. | You care about the story. |
1022 | 00:53:17,949 | 00:53:19,050 | Not the story. | Not the story. |
1023 | 00:53:19,183 | 00:53:20,450 | The theme? | The theme? |
1024 | 00:53:20,584 | 00:53:21,618 | Stop being so academic. | Stop being so academic. |
1025 | 00:53:21,752 | 00:53:22,920 | When the curtain goes up, | When the curtain goes up, |
1026 | 00:53:23,955 | 00:53:26,556 | I care about one thing and one thing only. Me. | I care about one thing and one thing only. Me. |
1027 | 00:53:26,691 | 00:53:28,993 | When I'm not talking about myself, | When I'm not talking about myself, |
1028 | 00:53:29,126 | 00:53:30,560 | I'm thinking about myself. | I'm thinking about myself. |
1029 | 00:53:30,695 | 00:53:33,597 | Therefore, it would stand to reason that the only | Therefore, it would stand to reason that the only |
1030 | 00:53:33,731 | 00:53:36,433 | person I would want to know more about would be... | person I would want to know more about would be... |
1031 | 00:53:38,002 | 00:53:39,103 | You. | You. |
1032 | 00:53:39,237 | 00:53:40,470 | Through you. | Through you. |
1033 | 00:53:40,604 | 00:53:42,106 | Through your play. | Through your play. |
1034 | 00:53:42,639 | 00:53:45,142 | In order to do that, I have to hear you. | In order to do that, I have to hear you. |
1035 | 00:53:45,843 | 00:53:49,146 | If as I'm reading your words, I can hear your voice, | If as I'm reading your words, I can hear your voice, |
1036 | 00:53:49,280 | 00:53:51,182 | I will in turn hear mine. | I will in turn hear mine. |
1037 | 00:53:51,749 | 00:53:55,987 | And when I hear mine, in concert with yours, you will | And when I hear mine, in concert with yours, you will |
1038 | 00:53:56,120 | 00:53:59,357 | take me to a place that's deep, some place I may not want to go, | take me to a place that's deep, some place I may not want to go, |
1039 | 00:53:59,489 | 00:54:01,325 | some place I may not want to leave. | some place I may not want to leave. |
1040 | 00:54:01,993 | 00:54:07,064 | And if we're both very, very lucky, you will have taken | And if we're both very, very lucky, you will have taken |
1041 | 00:54:07,198 | 00:54:09,033 | me some place, | me some place, |
1042 | 00:54:09,934 | 00:54:13,004 | the only place worth writing about. | the only place worth writing about. |
1043 | 00:54:14,338 | 00:54:16,774 | A place called "human". | A place called "human". |
1044 | 00:54:17,975 | 00:54:22,612 | When you write that, then and only then, | When you write that, then and only then, |
1045 | 00:54:22,747 | 00:54:24,348 | will you have a play. | will you have a play. |
1046 | 00:54:24,949 | 00:54:28,152 | And for God's sakes, change the title, | And for God's sakes, change the title, |
1047 | 00:54:28,286 | 00:54:30,154 | critics will have a field day. | critics will have a field day. |
1048 | 00:54:36,526 | 00:54:40,998 | I'd like to pay for my ticket. | I'd like to pay for my ticket. |
1049 | 00:54:46,837 | 00:54:50,675 | Don't be so hard on yourself, it's your first play. | Don't be so hard on yourself, it's your first play. |
1050 | 00:54:52,209 | 00:54:56,479 | Worse, it's the first draft of your first play. | Worse, it's the first draft of your first play. |
1051 | 00:54:56,613 | 00:54:58,382 | You're not even out of the womb yet. | You're not even out of the womb yet. |
1052 | 00:54:58,515 | 00:54:59,616 | Cash or charge? | Cash or charge? |
1053 | 00:54:59,750 | 00:55:00,985 | Mr. Waters? | Mr. Waters? |
1054 | 00:55:01,986 | 00:55:05,156 | Your presence is requested. | Your presence is requested. |
1055 | 00:55:09,694 | 00:55:12,562 | Mr. Waters, I need your credit card. | Mr. Waters, I need your credit card. |
1056 | 00:55:14,198 | 00:55:16,734 | I am an artist and this is my art. | I am an artist and this is my art. |
1057 | 00:55:21,038 | 00:55:23,107 | I am an artist and this is my art. | I am an artist and this is my art. |
1058 | 00:55:23,240 | 00:55:25,376 | Oh, for God's sake. | Oh, for God's sake. |
1059 | 00:55:25,910 | 00:55:27,912 | I am an artist and this is my art. | I am an artist and this is my art. |
1060 | 00:55:28,045 | 00:55:29,612 | I'm not in the mood for this. | I'm not in the mood for this. |
1061 | 00:55:29,747 | 00:55:31,048 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1062 | 00:55:31,182 | 00:55:32,817 | Mr. Waters, we have an agreement. | Mr. Waters, we have an agreement. |
1063 | 00:55:32,950 | 00:55:35,152 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1064 | 00:55:35,286 | 00:55:36,187 | Waters. | Waters. |
1065 | 00:55:36,988 | 00:55:37,822 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1066 | 00:55:38,621 | 00:55:40,358 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1067 | 00:55:40,490 | 00:55:41,392 | I... I... | I... I... |
1068 | 00:55:42,193 | 00:55:43,260 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1069 | 00:55:44,061 | 00:55:44,795 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1070 | 00:55:45,528 | 00:55:46,731 | Waters, I need your credit card. | Waters, I need your credit card. |
1071 | 00:55:46,864 | 00:55:48,631 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1072 | 00:55:48,766 | 00:55:50,401 | Get off my pew! | Get off my pew! |
1073 | 00:55:50,533 | 00:55:52,169 | I am an artist and this is my art! | I am an artist and this is my art! |
1074 | 00:55:52,303 | 00:55:54,005 | Get the hell off my pews or I'm callin' the cops! | Get the hell off my pews or I'm callin' the cops! |
1075 | 00:55:54,138 | 00:55:55,006 | Get off! | Get off! |
1076 | 00:55:55,139 | 00:55:57,775 | Yeah, okay, okay. | Yeah, okay, okay. |
1077 | 00:55:58,409 | 00:56:00,144 | I gave you a beer, so unless you want me to | I gave you a beer, so unless you want me to |
1078 | 00:56:00,277 | 00:56:02,512 | call the train people and tell them you drink on the job... | call the train people and tell them you drink on the job... |
1079 | 00:56:16,660 | 00:56:18,628 | I got a couple questions! | I got a couple questions! |
1080 | 00:56:19,596 | 00:56:20,831 | Do you? | Do you? |
1081 | 00:56:20,965 | 00:56:22,033 | Mhmm. | Mhmm. |
1082 | 00:56:22,166 | 00:56:23,134 | About? | About? |
1083 | 00:56:23,267 | 00:56:24,268 | All sorts of things. | All sorts of things. |
1084 | 00:56:24,402 | 00:56:25,336 | Where do I start? | Where do I start? |
1085 | 00:56:25,469 | 00:56:26,871 | Well, you could start by telling | Well, you could start by telling |
1086 | 00:56:27,004 | 00:56:29,173 | me why you're not honoring our agreement. | me why you're not honoring our agreement. |
1087 | 00:56:29,306 | 00:56:30,708 | Oh, I'm going to honor it! | Oh, I'm going to honor it! |
1088 | 00:56:30,841 | 00:56:31,909 | I may not be able to write, | I may not be able to write, |
1089 | 00:56:32,043 | 00:56:33,511 | but honorable? That I can do! | but honorable? That I can do! |
1090 | 00:56:34,011 | 00:56:35,513 | I read your play, didn't I? | I read your play, didn't I? |
1091 | 00:56:35,645 | 00:56:36,514 | Yes, you did! | Yes, you did! |
1092 | 00:56:36,646 | 00:56:37,515 | And we discussed it. | And we discussed it. |
1093 | 00:56:37,647 | 00:56:38,615 | Yes, we did! | Yes, we did! |
1094 | 00:56:38,749 | 00:56:40,284 | So what is it I haven't done? | So what is it I haven't done? |
1095 | 00:56:40,418 | 00:56:42,820 | Why haven't you written anything in almost 20 years? | Why haven't you written anything in almost 20 years? |
1096 | 00:56:44,955 | 00:56:46,457 | Pay for my ticket. | Pay for my ticket. |
1097 | 00:56:46,589 | 00:56:48,959 | Is it because you're a drunk? | Is it because you're a drunk? |
1098 | 00:56:53,064 | 00:56:57,902 | "Look! Look, I'm Joseph Harris! | "Look! Look, I'm Joseph Harris! |
1099 | 00:56:58,035 | 00:57:00,603 | I think I'll sit down and not write a play! | I think I'll sit down and not write a play! |
1100 | 00:57:00,738 | 00:57:04,508 | Do you care to join me, Mr. Waters? Yes? No? | Do you care to join me, Mr. Waters? Yes? No? |
1101 | 00:57:04,675 | 00:57:06,110 | All the more for me. | All the more for me. |
1102 | 00:57:06,243 | 00:57:09,547 | I love being me. You should be so lucky." | I love being me. You should be so lucky." |
1103 | 00:57:10,647 | 00:57:14,318 | Do you know what's worse than meeting your inspiration? Huh? | Do you know what's worse than meeting your inspiration? Huh? |
1104 | 00:57:14,452 | 00:57:18,122 | Coming face to face with your muse. That's right, Harris. | Coming face to face with your muse. That's right, Harris. |
1105 | 00:57:18,255 | 00:57:21,192 | I have a muse, right here in my bag. | I have a muse, right here in my bag. |
1106 | 00:57:25,496 | 00:57:28,598 | You! You are my muse! | You! You are my muse! |
1107 | 00:57:28,732 | 00:57:30,901 | Not some little bird who sits on my shoulder! | Not some little bird who sits on my shoulder! |
1108 | 00:57:31,035 | 00:57:34,138 | You! I know I'm supposed to have my own voice, | You! I know I'm supposed to have my own voice, |
1109 | 00:57:34,271 | 00:57:36,240 | and truth, and soul, but I don't. | and truth, and soul, but I don't. |
1110 | 00:57:36,373 | 00:57:38,542 | I'm not a playwright and I never will be. | I'm not a playwright and I never will be. |
1111 | 00:57:38,676 | 00:57:39,642 | Tell me the truth! | Tell me the truth! |
1112 | 00:57:39,777 | 00:57:41,078 | Tell me I'm not a playwright! | Tell me I'm not a playwright! |
1113 | 00:57:45,416 | 00:57:47,818 | Do you want me to fix it? | Do you want me to fix it? |
1114 | 00:57:50,821 | 00:57:52,156 | What, you're just gonna sit here | What, you're just gonna sit here |
1115 | 00:57:52,289 | 00:57:53,924 | and work some kind of a miracle, is that it? | and work some kind of a miracle, is that it? |
1116 | 00:57:54,592 | 00:57:56,393 | Something like that. | Something like that. |
1117 | 00:57:57,928 | 00:58:00,397 | Pay for my ticket, I'll fix your play. | Pay for my ticket, I'll fix your play. |
1118 | 00:58:01,765 | 00:58:03,901 | Fix my play and I'll pay for your ticket. | Fix my play and I'll pay for your ticket. |
1119 | 00:58:06,537 | 00:58:08,139 | Do you have a pen? | Do you have a pen? |
1120 | 00:58:10,374 | 00:58:14,378 | Uh. I think a lot of what's wrong | Uh. I think a lot of what's wrong |
1121 | 00:58:14,512 | 00:58:15,645 | with it is in the Second Act. | with it is in the Second Act. |
1122 | 00:58:15,779 | 00:58:17,248 | Not that the First Act is so great, but I | Not that the First Act is so great, but I |
1123 | 00:58:17,381 | 00:58:19,049 | ran into problems with the subplot about the brother. | ran into problems with the subplot about the brother. |
1124 | 00:58:19,683 | 00:58:20,951 | I just don't know if he's that | I just don't know if he's that |
1125 | 00:58:21,085 | 00:58:21,986 | interesting of a character, to be honest. | interesting of a character, to be honest. |
1126 | 00:58:22,119 | 00:58:23,154 | I like the sister, though. | I like the sister, though. |
1127 | 00:58:24,355 | 00:58:25,089 | She's modeled after my own sister who's this certifiable | She's modeled after my own sister who's this certifiable |
1128 | 00:58:26,290 | 00:58:27,224 | maniac which is why anytime she opens her mouth, she... | maniac which is why anytime she opens her mouth, she... |
1129 | 00:58:27,358 | 00:58:28,826 | Done. | Done. |
1130 | 00:58:29,627 | 00:58:31,095 | You can't do that. | You can't do that. |
1131 | 00:58:31,228 | 00:58:33,464 | Great American Play by Joseph Harris. | Great American Play by Joseph Harris. |
1132 | 00:58:33,597 | 00:58:35,266 | Some judicious trimming, | Some judicious trimming, |
1133 | 00:58:35,399 | 00:58:37,334 | I'm sure it will be to Simon's liking. | I'm sure it will be to Simon's liking. |
1134 | 00:58:38,335 | 00:58:39,637 | No. | No. |
1135 | 00:58:39,770 | 00:58:40,671 | You want to be a playwright? | You want to be a playwright? |
1136 | 00:58:40,804 | 00:58:42,339 | You're a playwright. | You're a playwright. |
1137 | 00:58:42,473 | 00:58:43,641 | Not like this. | Not like this. |
1138 | 00:58:44,175 | 00:58:46,410 | Haven't you heard of collaboration? | Haven't you heard of collaboration? |
1139 | 00:58:46,544 | 00:58:48,379 | It's the new rage. | It's the new rage. |
1140 | 00:58:48,946 | 00:58:50,614 | Simon's gonna wanna know where you are. | Simon's gonna wanna know where you are. |
1141 | 00:58:50,748 | 00:58:53,117 | I'll be in New York. | I'll be in New York. |
1142 | 00:58:53,951 | 00:58:55,753 | He's going to want to talk to you. | He's going to want to talk to you. |
1143 | 00:58:55,886 | 00:58:57,154 | He's going to want to discuss the play. | He's going to want to discuss the play. |
1144 | 00:58:58,422 | 00:59:01,660 | I'm nothing if not eccentric and my latest eccentricity is that I | I'm nothing if not eccentric and my latest eccentricity is that I |
1145 | 00:59:01,792 | 00:59:04,828 | refuse to discuss my play with anyone other than you. | refuse to discuss my play with anyone other than you. |
1146 | 00:59:04,962 | 00:59:06,330 | Uh, he won't buy that. | Uh, he won't buy that. |
1147 | 00:59:07,231 | 00:59:09,833 | I'll tell him we have great chemistry. | I'll tell him we have great chemistry. |
1148 | 00:59:09,967 | 00:59:11,435 | He'll know it's not yours. | He'll know it's not yours. |
1149 | 00:59:11,569 | 00:59:13,470 | He hasn't read it, has he? | He hasn't read it, has he? |
1150 | 00:59:13,604 | 00:59:14,673 | No. | No. |
1151 | 00:59:14,805 | 00:59:17,174 | Ah, perfect. Signed a contract | Ah, perfect. Signed a contract |
1152 | 00:59:17,308 | 00:59:20,578 | for a new play, no one said it had to be any good. | for a new play, no one said it had to be any good. |
1153 | 00:59:21,111 | 00:59:22,880 | But it's not even in your style, your voice. | But it's not even in your style, your voice. |
1154 | 00:59:23,013 | 00:59:24,982 | Don't be afraid, Mr. Waters. | Don't be afraid, Mr. Waters. |
1155 | 00:59:25,449 | 00:59:29,620 | You're about to become the luckiest apprentice in the | You're about to become the luckiest apprentice in the |
1156 | 00:59:29,753 | 00:59:32,156 | history of the American Theatre. | history of the American Theatre. |
1157 | 00:59:35,993 | 00:59:37,928 | You still didn't answer my question. | You still didn't answer my question. |
1158 | 00:59:40,965 | 00:59:45,769 | Yes. I'm a drunk. | Yes. I'm a drunk. |
1159 | 00:59:54,278 | 00:59:56,780 | Is that why you want to kill yourself? | Is that why you want to kill yourself? |
1160 | 01:00:12,896 | 01:00:17,768 | I am the way I am, because it makes everything the same. | I am the way I am, because it makes everything the same. |
1161 | 01:00:20,004 | 01:00:23,274 | Exactly as it should be, exactly | Exactly as it should be, exactly |
1162 | 01:00:23,407 | 01:00:27,911 | as it was, and always will be which is exactly how we like it. | as it was, and always will be which is exactly how we like it. |
1163 | 01:00:29,613 | 01:00:31,148 | Isn't it? | Isn't it? |
1164 | 01:00:33,083 | 01:00:34,485 | If you say so. | If you say so. |
1165 | 01:00:34,618 | 01:00:36,020 | Oh, I know so. | Oh, I know so. |
1166 | 01:00:36,553 | 01:00:39,556 | Save us all from the one thing that we don't want to | Save us all from the one thing that we don't want to |
1167 | 01:00:39,691 | 01:00:41,258 | face which is what, Mr. Waters? | face which is what, Mr. Waters? |
1168 | 01:00:41,392 | 01:00:45,796 | What is that thing inside you, that thing your play lacks? | What is that thing inside you, that thing your play lacks? |
1169 | 01:00:47,898 | 01:00:49,867 | The truth? | The truth? |
1170 | 01:00:50,000 | 01:00:53,871 | Define truth. | Define truth. |
1171 | 01:00:54,004 | 01:00:55,906 | Feeling more than we want to? | Feeling more than we want to? |
1172 | 01:00:56,807 | 01:01:00,811 | Feeling all of it. Every heartache, | Feeling all of it. Every heartache, |
1173 | 01:01:00,944 | 01:01:04,315 | every triumph, | every triumph, |
1174 | 01:01:06,016 | 01:01:08,319 | right, wrong, | right, wrong, |
1175 | 01:01:08,452 | 01:01:09,987 | hope, and dream. | hope, and dream. |
1176 | 01:01:10,120 | 01:01:14,024 | Love and loss. | Love and loss. |
1177 | 01:01:15,794 | 01:01:19,196 | All I know, all I don't, | All I know, all I don't, |
1178 | 01:01:20,631 | 01:01:23,233 | all I am, and all I am not. | all I am, and all I am not. |
1179 | 01:01:29,106 | 01:01:32,744 | The 4:19 to Toledo will be arriving shortly. | The 4:19 to Toledo will be arriving shortly. |
1180 | 01:01:32,876 | 01:01:35,245 | Please be careful near the tracks. | Please be careful near the tracks. |
1181 | 01:02:21,258 | 01:02:24,027 | Ah, mornin', Franz. | Ah, mornin', Franz. |
1182 | 01:02:24,161 | 01:02:25,329 | Mornin', Mary. | Mornin', Mary. |
1183 | 01:02:25,462 | 01:02:26,463 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
1184 | 01:02:26,597 | 01:02:27,766 | How's your sister? | How's your sister? |
1185 | 01:02:29,066 | 01:02:32,603 | Uh, well, between you and me, if she'd just get it over with. | Uh, well, between you and me, if she'd just get it over with. |
1186 | 01:02:32,737 | 01:02:34,505 | I got coffee made. | I got coffee made. |
1187 | 01:02:34,638 | 01:02:37,074 | Oh no, no. No thanks, I'm fine. | Oh no, no. No thanks, I'm fine. |
1188 | 01:02:48,385 | 01:02:50,154 | Hello. | Hello. |
1189 | 01:02:50,921 | 01:02:52,757 | Hello. | Hello. |
1190 | 01:02:53,223 | 01:02:55,626 | You going to Toledo? | You going to Toledo? |
1191 | 01:02:56,627 | 01:02:59,096 | No. | No. |
1192 | 01:02:59,764 | 01:03:01,733 | I'm gonna see my sister. | I'm gonna see my sister. |
1193 | 01:03:02,232 | 01:03:03,934 | She's dying of cancer. | She's dying of cancer. |
1194 | 01:03:04,067 | 01:03:06,303 | It's very sad. | It's very sad. |
1195 | 01:03:12,209 | 01:03:15,512 | I'm not sorry. | I'm not sorry. |
1196 | 01:03:22,286 | 01:03:24,488 | Neither am I. | Neither am I. |
1197 | 01:03:25,355 | 01:03:27,491 | You want the ticket or not? | You want the ticket or not? |
1198 | 01:03:55,720 | 01:03:58,522 | One last question. | One last question. |
1199 | 01:04:03,962 | 01:04:06,997 | Can you still think? | Can you still think? |
1200 | 01:04:11,001 | 01:04:12,503 | Answer the question. | Answer the question. |
1201 | 01:04:13,103 | 01:04:15,539 | It's not important. | It's not important. |
1202 | 01:04:18,642 | 01:04:21,445 | You've never said anything unimportant in your life. | You've never said anything unimportant in your life. |
1203 | 01:04:34,659 | 01:04:37,261 | "There comes a time in the life of every playwright | "There comes a time in the life of every playwright |
1204 | 01:04:37,996 | 01:04:40,597 | when you realize you've written your great play. | when you realize you've written your great play. |
1205 | 01:04:41,164 | 01:04:42,734 | I've written mine. | I've written mine. |
1206 | 01:04:44,002 | 01:04:45,602 | My fear is Up a Lonely River may not only be the best play I have | My fear is Up a Lonely River may not only be the best play I have |
1207 | 01:04:45,737 | 01:04:48,205 | ever written, but it is quite possibly the best play | ever written, but it is quite possibly the best play |
1208 | 01:04:48,338 | 01:04:49,406 | I will ever write. | I will ever write. |
1209 | 01:04:50,407 | 01:04:52,509 | Knowing this is frightening enough, but one's | Knowing this is frightening enough, but one's |
1210 | 01:04:52,643 | 01:04:55,178 | only hope of overcoming the daunting prospect of never being | only hope of overcoming the daunting prospect of never being |
1211 | 01:04:55,312 | 01:04:57,682 | able to live up to yourself is | able to live up to yourself is |
1212 | 01:04:57,815 | 01:04:59,249 | to sit down at your desk every morning, | to sit down at your desk every morning, |
1213 | 01:04:59,383 | 01:05:01,118 | put your fingers on the keys, | put your fingers on the keys, |
1214 | 01:05:01,251 | 01:05:02,553 | and type what you think. | and type what you think. |
1215 | 01:05:02,687 | 01:05:05,055 | For it matters not what I have done, | For it matters not what I have done, |
1216 | 01:05:05,188 | 01:05:06,991 | only what I still have to say | only what I still have to say |
1217 | 01:05:07,558 | 01:05:10,227 | and there is always something still to say, because | and there is always something still to say, because |
1218 | 01:05:10,360 | 01:05:13,731 | as long as I can still think, I will still write." | as long as I can still think, I will still write." |
1219 | 01:05:20,337 | 01:05:22,239 | Can you still think? | Can you still think? |
1220 | 01:05:47,531 | 01:05:49,667 | All this time, it didn't make any sense. | All this time, it didn't make any sense. |
1221 | 01:05:50,167 | 01:05:53,905 | Why would he come all this way just to return a check for a | Why would he come all this way just to return a check for a |
1222 | 01:05:54,038 | 01:05:55,505 | play he never wrote? | play he never wrote? |
1223 | 01:06:05,515 | 01:06:08,585 | "Untitled New Play By Joseph Harris." | "Untitled New Play By Joseph Harris." |
1224 | 01:06:13,624 | 01:06:15,727 | Out of all the possible titles. | Out of all the possible titles. |
1225 | 01:06:20,197 | 01:06:21,766 | When? | When? |
1226 | 01:06:21,899 | 01:06:22,967 | No, it doesn't matter. | No, it doesn't matter. |
1227 | 01:06:24,102 | 01:06:26,904 | Oh, it matters, Mr. Waters. It matters a great deal. | Oh, it matters, Mr. Waters. It matters a great deal. |
1228 | 01:06:28,572 | 01:06:30,173 | When you got on the train to come here. | When you got on the train to come here. |
1229 | 01:06:30,307 | 01:06:33,111 | You said it yourself, "No one comes to a place like this | You said it yourself, "No one comes to a place like this |
1230 | 01:06:33,243 | 01:06:34,645 | unless they have to." | unless they have to." |
1231 | 01:06:39,483 | 01:06:41,686 | I ran into the street. | I ran into the street. |
1232 | 01:06:43,688 | 01:06:47,759 | Everyone was pouring out of the stores, their apartments. | Everyone was pouring out of the stores, their apartments. |
1233 | 01:06:48,625 | 01:06:52,130 | What was going on? No one knew a thing. | What was going on? No one knew a thing. |
1234 | 01:06:52,997 | 01:06:56,834 | A queen on the fourth floor of a walk up was hanging | A queen on the fourth floor of a walk up was hanging |
1235 | 01:06:56,968 | 01:06:59,236 | out his window, calling down to | out his window, calling down to |
1236 | 01:06:59,369 | 01:07:01,571 | us about what he was seeing on television. | us about what he was seeing on television. |
1237 | 01:07:02,172 | 01:07:07,377 | A woman in high heels ran past me, through me actually, | A woman in high heels ran past me, through me actually, |
1238 | 01:07:07,577 | 01:07:10,213 | screaming into her cell phone about having | screaming into her cell phone about having |
1239 | 01:07:10,347 | 01:07:14,686 | to get to her daughter's school all the way up in the East 90s. | to get to her daughter's school all the way up in the East 90s. |
1240 | 01:07:15,218 | 01:07:20,091 | I stepped... I stepped out onto | I stepped... I stepped out onto |
1241 | 01:07:20,223 | 01:07:22,026 | 7th Avenue and looked south. | 7th Avenue and looked south. |
1242 | 01:07:22,592 | 01:07:24,662 | I could see the smoke. | I could see the smoke. |
1243 | 01:07:24,796 | 01:07:26,064 | And the fire. | And the fire. |
1244 | 01:07:26,630 | 01:07:28,298 | And then came the second plane. | And then came the second plane. |
1245 | 01:07:28,432 | 01:07:30,134 | Over the water. | Over the water. |
1246 | 01:07:30,735 | 01:07:34,038 | So low I could see that brilliant September sun | So low I could see that brilliant September sun |
1247 | 01:07:34,172 | 01:07:35,973 | reflecting off the fuselage. | reflecting off the fuselage. |
1248 | 01:07:36,506 | 01:07:38,176 | I watched it rumble northward, | I watched it rumble northward, |
1249 | 01:07:38,308 | 01:07:41,611 | as if pulled by a string until that guided suicidal roar | as if pulled by a string until that guided suicidal roar |
1250 | 01:07:41,746 | 01:07:43,513 | exploded into a giant orange | exploded into a giant orange |
1251 | 01:07:43,647 | 01:07:46,216 | ball and then a cloud of the blackest smoke and | ball and then a cloud of the blackest smoke and |
1252 | 01:07:46,349 | 01:07:48,452 | I swear the ground underneath me shuddered. | I swear the ground underneath me shuddered. |
1253 | 01:07:48,585 | 01:07:50,387 | The queen was shrieking now, 'We're...'" | The queen was shrieking now, 'We're...'" |
1254 | 01:07:50,520 | 01:07:53,057 | HARRIS AND KEnNETH: "'We're under attack. We're under attack.'" | HARRIS AND KEnNETH: "'We're under attack. We're under attack.'" |
1255 | 01:07:53,791 | 01:07:55,525 | And the streets were filled with | And the streets were filled with |
1256 | 01:07:55,660 | 01:07:57,227 | people, all coming from everywhere | people, all coming from everywhere |
1257 | 01:07:57,360 | 01:07:58,495 | "Everywhere and nowhere. | "Everywhere and nowhere. |
1258 | 01:07:58,628 | 01:08:01,231 | Asking the same question, over and over. | Asking the same question, over and over. |
1259 | 01:08:01,364 | 01:08:04,702 | 'Why?' 'Why?' | 'Why?' 'Why?' |
1260 | 01:08:06,671 | 01:08:09,506 | 'Why?' | 'Why?' |
1261 | 01:08:10,141 | 01:08:14,812 | And I stood there thinking | And I stood there thinking |
1262 | 01:08:17,414 | 01:08:20,550 | this may be the best thing that had | this may be the best thing that had |
1263 | 01:08:20,685 | 01:08:25,422 | ever happened to this fat, arrogant excuse for a country." | ever happened to this fat, arrogant excuse for a country." |
1264 | 01:08:28,325 | 01:08:30,527 | And I started crying, | And I started crying, |
1265 | 01:08:31,095 | 01:08:32,930 | not for those poor people in | not for those poor people in |
1266 | 01:08:33,064 | 01:08:35,233 | those planes, in those buildings. | those planes, in those buildings. |
1267 | 01:08:35,365 | 01:08:39,603 | I started crying, because I knew I had to write it. | I started crying, because I knew I had to write it. |
1268 | 01:08:41,939 | 01:08:45,342 | I knew I had to turn this... this... this | I knew I had to turn this... this... this |
1269 | 01:08:45,475 | 01:08:49,446 | horrible, horrible day into art. | horrible, horrible day into art. |
1270 | 01:08:55,519 | 01:08:57,889 | But you can't produce a play | But you can't produce a play |
1271 | 01:08:58,022 | 01:09:01,759 | about 9/11 that says we deserved it. | about 9/11 that says we deserved it. |
1272 | 01:09:04,628 | 01:09:07,031 | So I threw it in a drawer. | So I threw it in a drawer. |
1273 | 01:09:11,202 | 01:09:13,004 | Is it any good? | Is it any good? |
1274 | 01:09:16,540 | 01:09:18,843 | It's the best thing I ever wrote. | It's the best thing I ever wrote. |
1275 | 01:09:20,278 | 01:09:21,813 | And I hate every word of it. | And I hate every word of it. |
1276 | 01:09:26,918 | 01:09:28,786 | Well, | Well, |
1277 | 01:09:29,419 | 01:09:31,454 | with all due respect, Mr. Harris, | with all due respect, Mr. Harris, |
1278 | 01:09:31,588 | 01:09:33,456 | you're the last thing I care about. | you're the last thing I care about. |
1279 | 01:09:36,794 | 01:09:39,362 | You sound like a playwright. | You sound like a playwright. |
1280 | 01:09:41,999 | 01:09:44,001 | I am. | I am. |
1281 | 01:09:57,114 | 01:10:02,286 | They say as soon as a playwright writes "The End", the play is... | They say as soon as a playwright writes "The End", the play is... |
1282 | 01:10:02,419 | 01:10:04,387 | "The play is no longer his. It's theirs. | "The play is no longer his. It's theirs. |
1283 | 01:10:04,521 | 01:10:05,555 | To do with what they will." | To do with what they will." |
1284 | 01:10:06,057 | 01:10:09,492 | American Theater Magazine, January, 1991. | American Theater Magazine, January, 1991. |
1285 | 01:10:15,199 | 01:10:17,500 | I don't have a title. | I don't have a title. |
1286 | 01:10:18,035 | 01:10:19,337 | You can borrow mine! | You can borrow mine! |
1287 | 01:10:29,412 | 01:10:31,883 | Get out, get out, get outta here. | Get out, get out, get outta here. |