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1 | 00:01:02,500 | 00:01:03,430 | Moron. | Moron. |
2 | 00:01:03,750 | 00:01:05,410 | Putz. Where are they biting? | Putz. Where are they biting? |
3 | 00:01:05,620 | 00:01:08,750 | Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. | Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. |
4 | 00:01:08,960 | 00:01:12,400 | Catfish Hunter? Maybe this is the year we catch him! | Catfish Hunter? Maybe this is the year we catch him! |
5 | 00:01:12,610 | 00:01:14,690 | Where do you get that "we" crap? | Where do you get that "we" crap? |
6 | 00:01:14,900 | 00:01:16,780 | That fish belongs to me. | That fish belongs to me. |
7 | 00:01:16,990 | 00:01:20,010 | I'll let you visit him when he's mounted on my wall! | I'll let you visit him when he's mounted on my wall! |
8 | 00:01:20,320 | 00:01:21,470 | Honey? | Honey? |
9 | 00:01:21,990 | 00:01:23,970 | You forgot your Thermos. | You forgot your Thermos. |
10 | 00:01:24,180 | 00:01:25,220 | Hi, Ariel. | Hi, Ariel. |
11 | 00:01:32,420 | 00:01:33,560 | See you later. | See you later. |
12 | 00:01:39,610 | 00:01:41,180 | That's my fish! | That's my fish! |
13 | 00:02:14,330 | 00:02:16,730 | Come on, just one good bite. | Come on, just one good bite. |
14 | 00:02:19,650 | 00:02:20,900 | I got you! | I got you! |
15 | 00:02:38,100 | 00:02:40,190 | Hey, dickhead! | Hey, dickhead! |
16 | 00:02:40,500 | 00:02:41,960 | Turn that radio down! | Turn that radio down! |
17 | 00:02:42,170 | 00:02:43,630 | You're scaring all the fish away! | You're scaring all the fish away! |
18 | 00:02:49,260 | 00:02:51,860 | Turn the damn radio down, will you? | Turn the damn radio down, will you? |
19 | 00:02:54,370 | 00:02:56,560 | Who put a bug up your ass? | Who put a bug up your ass? |
20 | 00:02:57,180 | 00:02:58,120 | I saw him. | I saw him. |
21 | 00:02:59,370 | 00:03:00,410 | Catfish Hunter? | Catfish Hunter? |
22 | 00:03:00,620 | 00:03:04,900 | After I dropped anchor, he stuck his head up over by that log. | After I dropped anchor, he stuck his head up over by that log. |
23 | 00:03:05,110 | 00:03:08,440 | He just looked at me, smiled, and swam down into the mud. | He just looked at me, smiled, and swam down into the mud. |
24 | 00:03:08,650 | 00:03:09,690 | He smiled? | He smiled? |
25 | 00:03:12,300 | 00:03:14,800 | Holy moly! How big is he this year? | Holy moly! How big is he this year? |
26 | 00:03:15,110 | 00:03:18,970 | He's the size of a Buick. I would've had him if you hadn't shown up. | He's the size of a Buick. I would've had him if you hadn't shown up. |
27 | 00:03:19,180 | 00:03:21,790 | You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker. | You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker. |
28 | 00:03:22,100 | 00:03:23,660 | How is your sister? | How is your sister? |
29 | 00:03:28,770 | 00:03:31,170 | I saw Sven down at the dam. | I saw Sven down at the dam. |
30 | 00:03:31,380 | 00:03:33,050 | He's says there's a rumor... | He's says there's a rumor... |
31 | 00:03:33,260 | 00:03:36,900 | ...that Rick Ragetti's cousin's coming to buy Chuck's Bait. | ...that Rick Ragetti's cousin's coming to buy Chuck's Bait. |
32 | 00:03:37,110 | 00:03:39,410 | An Italian running Chuck's? | An Italian running Chuck's? |
33 | 00:03:39,820 | 00:03:43,260 | We'll have the first mob-run bait shop in Wabasha. | We'll have the first mob-run bait shop in Wabasha. |
34 | 00:03:50,460 | 00:03:51,600 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
35 | 00:03:51,810 | 00:03:53,590 | I was here first. | I was here first. |
36 | 00:03:53,900 | 00:03:58,170 | I got just as much right to be here as you do! | I got just as much right to be here as you do! |
37 | 00:03:58,380 | 00:04:00,990 | You got bad luck. You'll infect my spot. | You got bad luck. You'll infect my spot. |
38 | 00:04:03,280 | 00:04:04,740 | Find your own hole! | Find your own hole! |
39 | 00:04:05,160 | 00:04:08,290 | Holy moly! You got a fart in your brain or something? | Holy moly! You got a fart in your brain or something? |
40 | 00:04:08,490 | 00:04:10,270 | And turn that down! | And turn that down! |
41 | 00:04:11,730 | 00:04:12,670 | Where you going? | Where you going? |
42 | 00:04:12,980 | 00:04:14,540 | Not far. | Not far. |
43 | 00:04:20,070 | 00:04:24,030 | What's the matter with that guy? Getting goofier every year. | What's the matter with that guy? Getting goofier every year. |
44 | 00:04:28,720 | 00:04:33,000 | You don't have the balls to take me on anymore! | You don't have the balls to take me on anymore! |
45 | 00:04:33,520 | 00:04:35,290 | Ariel's had you neutered! | Ariel's had you neutered! |
46 | 00:04:35,600 | 00:04:37,370 | Let's see what you're made of! | Let's see what you're made of! |
47 | 00:04:40,090 | 00:04:42,170 | Let that be a lesson to you! | Let that be a lesson to you! |
48 | 00:04:42,380 | 00:04:43,940 | You putz! | You putz! |
49 | 00:04:47,910 | 00:04:51,240 | All right, you chicken-livered schmeer. | All right, you chicken-livered schmeer. |
50 | 00:04:55,620 | 00:04:56,560 | Get out of here! | Get out of here! |
51 | 00:05:03,340 | 00:05:05,000 | Isn't it beautiful? | Isn't it beautiful? |
52 | 00:05:07,820 | 00:05:09,280 | The lava lamp? | The lava lamp? |
53 | 00:05:10,840 | 00:05:12,200 | The angel. | The angel. |
54 | 00:05:12,610 | 00:05:15,120 | Ariel says he watches over the house. | Ariel says he watches over the house. |
55 | 00:05:16,160 | 00:05:20,850 | Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're gone. | Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're gone. |
56 | 00:05:22,830 | 00:05:24,400 | How long have you been up? | How long have you been up? |
57 | 00:05:25,440 | 00:05:26,590 | For a while. | For a while. |
58 | 00:05:29,500 | 00:05:30,650 | What'd you do? | What'd you do? |
59 | 00:05:31,590 | 00:05:32,950 | Watched you. | Watched you. |
60 | 00:05:40,760 | 00:05:41,810 | I'm up! | I'm up! |
61 | 00:05:42,120 | 00:05:44,830 | -Yes, you are! -Morning, honey. | -Yes, you are! -Morning, honey. |
62 | 00:05:46,080 | 00:05:49,630 | Go downstairs. I'll be right out to make you breakfast. | Go downstairs. I'll be right out to make you breakfast. |
63 | 00:05:51,190 | 00:05:52,550 | She hates me. | She hates me. |
64 | 00:05:53,280 | 00:05:57,130 | She doesn't hate you. She just doesn't like you very much. | She doesn't hate you. She just doesn't like you very much. |
65 | 00:05:58,490 | 00:06:01,200 | I'll check out some reception halls for the wedding. | I'll check out some reception halls for the wedding. |
66 | 00:06:04,640 | 00:06:06,200 | I talked to Pop. | I talked to Pop. |
67 | 00:06:06,410 | 00:06:08,390 | -He's already booked a place. -He did? | -He's already booked a place. -He did? |
68 | 00:06:09,120 | 00:06:10,480 | That's great. | That's great. |
69 | 00:06:10,690 | 00:06:12,150 | Did he get the Radisson? | Did he get the Radisson? |
70 | 00:06:12,360 | 00:06:13,400 | No. | No. |
71 | 00:06:13,920 | 00:06:15,070 | The Dance Hall? | The Dance Hall? |
72 | 00:06:15,270 | 00:06:17,780 | That would've been great. But no. | That would've been great. But no. |
73 | 00:06:19,240 | 00:06:20,800 | The Majestic Ballroom? | The Majestic Ballroom? |
74 | 00:06:21,430 | 00:06:22,470 | Not even close. | Not even close. |
75 | 00:06:22,990 | 00:06:24,350 | What's left? | What's left? |
76 | 00:06:25,390 | 00:06:26,850 | Slippery's Tavern. | Slippery's Tavern. |
77 | 00:06:34,460 | 00:06:35,610 | You're serious? | You're serious? |
78 | 00:06:35,810 | 00:06:37,790 | I know it's not what we wanted. | I know it's not what we wanted. |
79 | 00:06:38,000 | 00:06:41,860 | It's been my dream to have it in a bar with peanut shells on the floor. | It's been my dream to have it in a bar with peanut shells on the floor. |
80 | 00:06:42,070 | 00:06:43,420 | It's a tavern. | It's a tavern. |
81 | 00:06:43,630 | 00:06:44,470 | It's a bar. | It's a bar. |
82 | 00:06:46,660 | 00:06:48,950 | I'll call him to cancel. We'll find a place. | I'll call him to cancel. We'll find a place. |
83 | 00:06:49,160 | 00:06:49,890 | Forget it. | Forget it. |
84 | 00:06:50,100 | 00:06:51,560 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
85 | 00:06:51,770 | 00:06:54,480 | It was my idea to let them help plan the wedding. | It was my idea to let them help plan the wedding. |
86 | 00:06:55,940 | 00:06:57,400 | It was a great idea. | It was a great idea. |
87 | 00:06:57,600 | 00:06:59,900 | It is nice to see them getting along. | It is nice to see them getting along. |
88 | 00:07:00,110 | 00:07:02,190 | Amazing how well they're getting along. | Amazing how well they're getting along. |
89 | 00:07:14,180 | 00:07:15,120 | What, "ha?" | What, "ha?" |
90 | 00:07:15,330 | 00:07:16,060 | Remember "ha?" | Remember "ha?" |
91 | 00:07:16,270 | 00:07:19,810 | You didn't win. I quit. I got better things to do. | You didn't win. I quit. I got better things to do. |
92 | 00:07:20,020 | 00:07:21,060 | Really? What? | Really? What? |
93 | 00:07:21,270 | 00:07:22,840 | We got a wedding to plan. | We got a wedding to plan. |
94 | 00:07:22,940 | 00:07:23,980 | Remember? | Remember? |
95 | 00:07:24,190 | 00:07:25,340 | How can I forget? | How can I forget? |
96 | 00:07:27,630 | 00:07:28,780 | See you later, John! | See you later, John! |
97 | 00:07:28,990 | 00:07:30,130 | See you later, Max. | See you later, Max. |
98 | 00:07:46,190 | 00:07:47,540 | Hey, Pop. | Hey, Pop. |
99 | 00:07:48,900 | 00:07:49,730 | He's here. | He's here. |
100 | 00:07:49,840 | 00:07:51,300 | Catfish Hunter? | Catfish Hunter? |
101 | 00:07:51,510 | 00:07:53,490 | He's by the sandbar. | He's by the sandbar. |
102 | 00:07:54,010 | 00:07:56,820 | You know the damn fish is older than I am? | You know the damn fish is older than I am? |
103 | 00:07:57,240 | 00:07:58,180 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
104 | 00:08:01,620 | 00:08:03,290 | What the hell is this? | What the hell is this? |
105 | 00:08:03,500 | 00:08:04,960 | That's light beer. | That's light beer. |
106 | 00:08:05,160 | 00:08:09,340 | I weight ninety goddamn pounds and you bring me this slopping foam? | I weight ninety goddamn pounds and you bring me this slopping foam? |
107 | 00:08:09,440 | 00:08:13,710 | Ariel's got me on a diet because my cholesterol's too high. | Ariel's got me on a diet because my cholesterol's too high. |
108 | 00:08:13,920 | 00:08:16,110 | Let me tell you something, Johnnie. | Let me tell you something, Johnnie. |
109 | 00:08:16,220 | 00:08:19,660 | Last Thursday I turned 95 years old. | Last Thursday I turned 95 years old. |
110 | 00:08:21,430 | 00:08:24,450 | And I never exercised a day in my life. | And I never exercised a day in my life. |
111 | 00:08:25,500 | 00:08:27,680 | Every morning, I wake up... | Every morning, I wake up... |
112 | 00:08:27,890 | 00:08:30,190 | ...and I smoke a cigarette. | ...and I smoke a cigarette. |
113 | 00:08:30,400 | 00:08:33,730 | And then I eat five strips of bacon. | And then I eat five strips of bacon. |
114 | 00:08:34,360 | 00:08:37,690 | And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. | And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. |
115 | 00:08:37,900 | 00:08:40,090 | And for a midday snack.... | And for a midday snack.... |
116 | 00:08:40,300 | 00:08:41,340 | Bacon. | Bacon. |
117 | 00:08:41,550 | 00:08:43,740 | A whole damn plate! | A whole damn plate! |
118 | 00:08:44,050 | 00:08:46,970 | And I usually drink my dinner. | And I usually drink my dinner. |
119 | 00:08:47,810 | 00:08:49,370 | According to all of them... | According to all of them... |
120 | 00:08:49,680 | 00:08:51,350 | ...flat-belly experts... | ...flat-belly experts... |
121 | 00:08:51,560 | 00:08:55,630 | ...I should've took a dirt nap like 30 years ago! | ...I should've took a dirt nap like 30 years ago! |
122 | 00:08:55,730 | 00:08:59,170 | But each year comes and goes and I'm still here. | But each year comes and goes and I'm still here. |
123 | 00:09:01,050 | 00:09:02,720 | And they keep dying. | And they keep dying. |
124 | 00:09:02,920 | 00:09:04,070 | You know? | You know? |
125 | 00:09:04,590 | 00:09:06,570 | Sometimes I wonder... | Sometimes I wonder... |
126 | 00:09:06,990 | 00:09:09,080 | ...if God forgot about me. | ...if God forgot about me. |
127 | 00:09:09,390 | 00:09:11,890 | It just goes to show you, huh? | It just goes to show you, huh? |
128 | 00:09:13,770 | 00:09:14,710 | What? | What? |
129 | 00:09:17,000 | 00:09:18,460 | Goes to show you what? | Goes to show you what? |
130 | 00:09:18,670 | 00:09:21,070 | What the hell are you talking about? | What the hell are you talking about? |
131 | 00:09:21,270 | 00:09:24,300 | You said you drink beer, you eat bacon... | You said you drink beer, you eat bacon... |
132 | 00:09:24,510 | 00:09:27,430 | ...and you smoke cigarettes, and outlive the experts. | ...and you smoke cigarettes, and outlive the experts. |
133 | 00:09:27,950 | 00:09:28,890 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
134 | 00:09:29,090 | 00:09:30,550 | I thought there's a moral. | I thought there's a moral. |
135 | 00:09:30,760 | 00:09:32,850 | No, there ain't no moral. | No, there ain't no moral. |
136 | 00:09:33,060 | 00:09:35,450 | I just like that story. | I just like that story. |
137 | 00:09:36,700 | 00:09:38,160 | That's all. | That's all. |
138 | 00:09:41,710 | 00:09:43,690 | I like that story. | I like that story. |
139 | 00:09:48,900 | 00:09:50,680 | Good afternoon. | Good afternoon. |
140 | 00:09:50,880 | 00:09:53,180 | It's good to see you too. | It's good to see you too. |
141 | 00:09:53,490 | 00:09:55,890 | Aren't you beautiful today? | Aren't you beautiful today? |
142 | 00:09:56,930 | 00:09:58,080 | Are you thirsty? | Are you thirsty? |
143 | 00:09:59,430 | 00:10:01,620 | There we go. Drink up! | There we go. Drink up! |
144 | 00:10:03,190 | 00:10:04,330 | Drink up. | Drink up. |
145 | 00:10:05,380 | 00:10:06,840 | That's right. | That's right. |
146 | 00:10:07,040 | 00:10:09,960 | There we go, there we go. Drink up. | There we go, there we go. Drink up. |
147 | 00:10:14,240 | 00:10:16,950 | Isn't it a glorious afternoon? | Isn't it a glorious afternoon? |
148 | 00:10:17,260 | 00:10:18,620 | It's not bad. | It's not bad. |
149 | 00:10:19,140 | 00:10:21,120 | You okay? Feeling all right? | You okay? Feeling all right? |
150 | 00:10:21,220 | 00:10:22,680 | Splendid. Why? | Splendid. Why? |
151 | 00:10:23,000 | 00:10:25,920 | I couldn't help noticing you were talking to flowers. | I couldn't help noticing you were talking to flowers. |
152 | 00:10:26,650 | 00:10:30,500 | Plants and flowers are living organisms and... | Plants and flowers are living organisms and... |
153 | 00:10:30,920 | 00:10:34,460 | ...they respond to voice and touch like any other creature would. | ...they respond to voice and touch like any other creature would. |
154 | 00:10:35,190 | 00:10:36,860 | You should try it yourself. | You should try it yourself. |
155 | 00:10:37,070 | 00:10:40,930 | I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say. | I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say. |
156 | 00:10:44,470 | 00:10:46,040 | I better get going. | I better get going. |
157 | 00:10:46,250 | 00:10:47,290 | See you. | See you. |
158 | 00:10:51,250 | 00:10:54,590 | I'm cooking Cantonese tonight. Why don't you join us? | I'm cooking Cantonese tonight. Why don't you join us? |
159 | 00:10:56,050 | 00:10:58,760 | Well, I already made other plans. | Well, I already made other plans. |
160 | 00:10:59,380 | 00:11:00,740 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
161 | 00:11:00,950 | 00:11:02,410 | Thanks, anyway. | Thanks, anyway. |
162 | 00:11:02,610 | 00:11:04,070 | Appreciate it. | Appreciate it. |
163 | 00:11:13,560 | 00:11:17,840 | What happens when Bonnie and Clyde turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie? | What happens when Bonnie and Clyde turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie? |
164 | 00:11:18,050 | 00:11:20,130 | "Lesbian Bandits" next on Geraldo. | "Lesbian Bandits" next on Geraldo. |
165 | 00:11:20,340 | 00:11:22,420 | Lesbians. Yummy. | Lesbians. Yummy. |
166 | 00:11:26,490 | 00:11:28,470 | Yeah, but I like those. | Yeah, but I like those. |
167 | 00:11:29,510 | 00:11:30,560 | Can I do this? | Can I do this? |
168 | 00:11:34,310 | 00:11:35,770 | You've got to wait. | You've got to wait. |
169 | 00:11:37,540 | 00:11:39,520 | Why don't we put everything in? | Why don't we put everything in? |
170 | 00:11:39,730 | 00:11:41,710 | Yeah, throw it all in there. | Yeah, throw it all in there. |
171 | 00:11:45,780 | 00:11:47,660 | I need to borrow a screwdriver. | I need to borrow a screwdriver. |
172 | 00:11:47,860 | 00:11:50,470 | Hi, Jacob. You been here long? | Hi, Jacob. You been here long? |
173 | 00:11:51,200 | 00:11:52,450 | -No. -Phillips. | -No. -Phillips. |
174 | 00:11:53,080 | 00:11:55,580 | Isn't it time you started dating again? | Isn't it time you started dating again? |
175 | 00:11:55,790 | 00:11:56,620 | Who with? | Who with? |
176 | 00:11:56,830 | 00:12:00,270 | Florence Gilbert, for example, thinks you're quite a catch. | Florence Gilbert, for example, thinks you're quite a catch. |
177 | 00:12:00,580 | 00:12:03,190 | She looks like Ernest Borgnine. | She looks like Ernest Borgnine. |
178 | 00:12:03,500 | 00:12:04,650 | Is that so bad? | Is that so bad? |
179 | 00:12:04,860 | 00:12:06,420 | What about Jane Clark? | What about Jane Clark? |
180 | 00:12:06,630 | 00:12:07,880 | "Jane of the Jungle." | "Jane of the Jungle." |
181 | 00:12:08,090 | 00:12:12,990 | Got more body hair than I do. She's a furbearing mammal, for Godsakes! | Got more body hair than I do. She's a furbearing mammal, for Godsakes! |
182 | 00:12:13,300 | 00:12:14,970 | Doris Zabrinski? | Doris Zabrinski? |
183 | 00:12:15,180 | 00:12:18,310 | I know she's a little heavy but she loves to fish. | I know she's a little heavy but she loves to fish. |
184 | 00:12:18,410 | 00:12:20,080 | Doris Zabrinski... | Doris Zabrinski... |
185 | 00:12:20,390 | 00:12:21,230 | ...is dead. | ...is dead. |
186 | 00:12:21,640 | 00:12:22,480 | She is? | She is? |
187 | 00:12:22,890 | 00:12:27,270 | She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago... | She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago... |
188 | 00:12:27,480 | 00:12:30,400 | ...at the Lions Club charity breakfast. | ...at the Lions Club charity breakfast. |
189 | 00:12:32,070 | 00:12:34,990 | I think it's how she would have wanted to go. | I think it's how she would have wanted to go. |
190 | 00:12:37,700 | 00:12:38,850 | Listen to me... | Listen to me... |
191 | 00:12:39,160 | 00:12:42,290 | ...you can't sit around waiting for another Ariel to come by. | ...you can't sit around waiting for another Ariel to come by. |
192 | 00:12:46,870 | 00:12:48,330 | Thanks for the Phillips. | Thanks for the Phillips. |
193 | 00:12:54,590 | 00:12:56,260 | Remember when you were a kid... | Remember when you were a kid... |
194 | 00:12:56,570 | 00:12:59,590 | ...your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday? | ...your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday? |
195 | 00:13:02,100 | 00:13:03,760 | She swelled up like a balloon. | She swelled up like a balloon. |
196 | 00:13:03,970 | 00:13:05,540 | Broke out in hives. | Broke out in hives. |
197 | 00:13:06,270 | 00:13:08,140 | She didn't know she was allergic. | She didn't know she was allergic. |
198 | 00:13:08,350 | 00:13:09,190 | She knew! | She knew! |
199 | 00:13:09,600 | 00:13:12,630 | She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite. | She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite. |
200 | 00:13:13,980 | 00:13:15,340 | Why'd you think of that? | Why'd you think of that? |
201 | 00:13:15,650 | 00:13:16,900 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
202 | 00:13:17,420 | 00:13:20,450 | I think about things like that all the time. | I think about things like that all the time. |
203 | 00:13:28,160 | 00:13:29,000 | You all right? | You all right? |
204 | 00:13:29,200 | 00:13:31,290 | Get out and let me watch my program. | Get out and let me watch my program. |
205 | 00:13:31,500 | 00:13:33,270 | Close the door when you go. | Close the door when you go. |
206 | 00:13:33,480 | 00:13:35,880 | I don't want mosquitoes in here. | I don't want mosquitoes in here. |
207 | 00:13:36,090 | 00:13:39,530 | They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish. | They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish. |
208 | 00:14:27,800 | 00:14:29,470 | Hello? | Hello? |
209 | 00:14:42,810 | 00:14:43,850 | Anybody here? | Anybody here? |
210 | 00:14:54,070 | 00:14:55,740 | Hey, wait a second! | Hey, wait a second! |
211 | 00:14:55,950 | 00:14:58,870 | My name is Max Goldman. | My name is Max Goldman. |
212 | 00:15:01,060 | 00:15:02,730 | Would you relax! | Would you relax! |
213 | 00:15:09,080 | 00:15:10,960 | Mama, what are you doing? | Mama, what are you doing? |
214 | 00:15:11,170 | 00:15:12,840 | I'm going to whack him! | I'm going to whack him! |
215 | 00:15:13,880 | 00:15:16,380 | -Put it down! -He try to steal the vino rosso! | -Put it down! -He try to steal the vino rosso! |
216 | 00:15:16,590 | 00:15:18,570 | You think everyone's doing that! | You think everyone's doing that! |
217 | 00:15:18,680 | 00:15:21,180 | -They are! -This is a small town. | -They are! -This is a small town. |
218 | 00:15:21,390 | 00:15:23,890 | You can trust people here. | You can trust people here. |
219 | 00:15:24,520 | 00:15:26,390 | Like Antonio? | Like Antonio? |
220 | 00:15:26,700 | 00:15:29,620 | Next time he touch vino... | Next time he touch vino... |
221 | 00:15:30,350 | 00:15:32,330 | ...I whack his head like a melon! | ...I whack his head like a melon! |
222 | 00:15:32,960 | 00:15:34,320 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
223 | 00:15:35,980 | 00:15:37,130 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
224 | 00:15:37,340 | 00:15:40,990 | My mother is a little bit too protective of the wine. | My mother is a little bit too protective of the wine. |
225 | 00:15:42,140 | 00:15:44,120 | So I noticed. | So I noticed. |
226 | 00:15:45,580 | 00:15:48,080 | She crushed the grapes herself in Palermo. | She crushed the grapes herself in Palermo. |
227 | 00:15:48,290 | 00:15:51,940 | It's a rare vintage with unique bouquet. | It's a rare vintage with unique bouquet. |
228 | 00:15:52,140 | 00:15:56,110 | Is that a nice way of saying that the wine smells like her feet? | Is that a nice way of saying that the wine smells like her feet? |
229 | 00:15:56,310 | 00:15:57,570 | No. | No. |
230 | 00:16:00,170 | 00:16:04,030 | My name's Max Goldman. I live in the area here. | My name's Max Goldman. I live in the area here. |
231 | 00:16:04,340 | 00:16:06,840 | Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti. | Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti. |
232 | 00:16:07,160 | 00:16:09,560 | That's quite a name. | That's quite a name. |
233 | 00:16:13,830 | 00:16:15,810 | You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin! | You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin! |
234 | 00:16:16,020 | 00:16:17,690 | Yeah. Why so surprised? | Yeah. Why so surprised? |
235 | 00:16:18,420 | 00:16:19,560 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
236 | 00:16:20,710 | 00:16:24,780 | I thought.... I was expecting someone that looked like Rick. | I thought.... I was expecting someone that looked like Rick. |
237 | 00:16:25,190 | 00:16:26,240 | How's that? | How's that? |
238 | 00:16:26,450 | 00:16:28,640 | You know, fat, hairy, homely. | You know, fat, hairy, homely. |
239 | 00:16:28,950 | 00:16:30,510 | But you're not so fat. | But you're not so fat. |
240 | 00:16:31,140 | 00:16:32,910 | You're a smooth talker. | You're a smooth talker. |
241 | 00:16:33,540 | 00:16:36,450 | There's more where that came from, Miss Ragetti. | There's more where that came from, Miss Ragetti. |
242 | 00:16:38,330 | 00:16:41,880 | When is the bait shop going to be back in business? | When is the bait shop going to be back in business? |
243 | 00:16:42,080 | 00:16:43,440 | Bait shop? | Bait shop? |
244 | 00:16:43,960 | 00:16:45,110 | What's that? | What's that? |
245 | 00:16:45,320 | 00:16:47,400 | That's what we call it in Minnesota. | That's what we call it in Minnesota. |
246 | 00:16:47,610 | 00:16:52,820 | -What do you call it where you're from? -We call it, I think, ristorante. | -What do you call it where you're from? -We call it, I think, ristorante. |
247 | 00:16:53,240 | 00:16:54,280 | Ristorante. | Ristorante. |
248 | 00:16:56,470 | 00:16:59,180 | You mean you're going to turn this into a restaurant? | You mean you're going to turn this into a restaurant? |
249 | 00:17:01,270 | 00:17:02,830 | You can't be serious. | You can't be serious. |
250 | 00:17:03,040 | 00:17:03,980 | Why not? | Why not? |
251 | 00:17:04,710 | 00:17:07,840 | There's going to be a lot of noise here, people coming. | There's going to be a lot of noise here, people coming. |
252 | 00:17:08,150 | 00:17:09,820 | Driving with cars. | Driving with cars. |
253 | 00:17:10,130 | 00:17:11,490 | You'll scare the fish. | You'll scare the fish. |
254 | 00:17:11,690 | 00:17:15,450 | This is the land of 10,000 lakes. Go find another one. | This is the land of 10,000 lakes. Go find another one. |
255 | 00:17:16,070 | 00:17:18,370 | You're wasting your time, I'm telling you. | You're wasting your time, I'm telling you. |
256 | 00:17:18,890 | 00:17:21,910 | People are not going to come down here for Italian... | People are not going to come down here for Italian... |
257 | 00:17:22,120 | 00:17:24,730 | ...when we got a Chuck E. Cheese in town. | ...when we got a Chuck E. Cheese in town. |
258 | 00:17:24,940 | 00:17:27,540 | Listen, I don't know this Cheese person. | Listen, I don't know this Cheese person. |
259 | 00:17:27,750 | 00:17:31,300 | But Ragetti's will be a romantic lakefront ristorante. | But Ragetti's will be a romantic lakefront ristorante. |
260 | 00:17:31,500 | 00:17:34,210 | It will be special, classy...somewhere... | It will be special, classy...somewhere... |
261 | 00:17:34,840 | 00:17:36,720 | ...you would never go. | ...you would never go. |
262 | 00:17:37,760 | 00:17:40,470 | You can say that again. | You can say that again. |
263 | 00:17:40,680 | 00:17:43,700 | There's so much to do before the opening of my ristorante. | There's so much to do before the opening of my ristorante. |
264 | 00:17:43,910 | 00:17:45,270 | Bait shop. | Bait shop. |
265 | 00:17:45,470 | 00:17:46,410 | Ristorante. | Ristorante. |
266 | 00:17:46,620 | 00:17:47,770 | Bait-a shoppie! | Bait-a shoppie! |
267 | 00:18:01,220 | 00:18:03,300 | You should've let me whack him! | You should've let me whack him! |
268 | 00:18:09,870 | 00:18:11,850 | I'm done. | I'm done. |
269 | 00:18:12,370 | 00:18:14,670 | Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. | Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. |
270 | 00:18:14,880 | 00:18:18,520 | You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other... | You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other... |
271 | 00:18:18,940 | 00:18:21,030 | ...and see which gets filled first. | ...and see which gets filled first. |
272 | 00:18:21,240 | 00:18:24,470 | This wagon's got to get filled first. I'll be back. | This wagon's got to get filled first. I'll be back. |
273 | 00:18:26,240 | 00:18:28,120 | Pick me up a pack of Camels. | Pick me up a pack of Camels. |
274 | 00:18:28,330 | 00:18:30,100 | All right, you got it. | All right, you got it. |
275 | 00:18:42,920 | 00:18:44,800 | You need a hand with that? | You need a hand with that? |
276 | 00:18:45,010 | 00:18:47,400 | My name's Gustafson. | My name's Gustafson. |
277 | 00:18:49,490 | 00:18:51,580 | Francesca Ragetti. | Francesca Ragetti. |
278 | 00:18:52,510 | 00:18:53,660 | Italian girl. | Italian girl. |
279 | 00:18:53,970 | 00:18:56,370 | Why don't you come back to my place? | Why don't you come back to my place? |
280 | 00:18:56,480 | 00:18:58,870 | I'll show you my cannelloni. | I'll show you my cannelloni. |
281 | 00:19:07,420 | 00:19:09,300 | -Hi, Chris. -How you doing? | -Hi, Chris. -How you doing? |
282 | 00:19:09,510 | 00:19:10,340 | Fine. | Fine. |
283 | 00:19:17,220 | 00:19:18,580 | Ox! | Ox! |
284 | 00:19:22,750 | 00:19:24,000 | Nag! | Nag! |
285 | 00:19:27,020 | 00:19:30,570 | -Hey, moron. -Putz. I've been looking for you! | -Hey, moron. -Putz. I've been looking for you! |
286 | 00:19:30,670 | 00:19:33,170 | -Why? What's so important? -That. | -Why? What's so important? -That. |
287 | 00:19:42,140 | 00:19:44,230 | Jeez Louise, who is that? | Jeez Louise, who is that? |
288 | 00:19:44,440 | 00:19:46,210 | That's Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin. | That's Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin. |
289 | 00:19:46,420 | 00:19:48,920 | You mean she's going to run the bait shop? | You mean she's going to run the bait shop? |
290 | 00:19:49,130 | 00:19:50,070 | Ristorante. | Ristorante. |
291 | 00:19:51,420 | 00:19:56,110 | Forget about leaving your boat there. It's all private property. | Forget about leaving your boat there. It's all private property. |
292 | 00:19:56,420 | 00:19:59,340 | Chuck'd be spinning in his grave if he knew about this. | Chuck'd be spinning in his grave if he knew about this. |
293 | 00:19:59,550 | 00:20:00,700 | You can say that again. | You can say that again. |
294 | 00:20:00,910 | 00:20:03,200 | I guess there's nothing much we can do. | I guess there's nothing much we can do. |
295 | 00:20:03,410 | 00:20:06,850 | You're just going to stand there and let all this happen? | You're just going to stand there and let all this happen? |
296 | 00:20:07,160 | 00:20:11,330 | I've been fishing that spot ever since I'm 5 years old. It's all I got left. | I've been fishing that spot ever since I'm 5 years old. It's all I got left. |
297 | 00:20:11,540 | 00:20:13,210 | What can I do about it? | What can I do about it? |
298 | 00:20:13,420 | 00:20:15,400 | We must come up with a plan. | We must come up with a plan. |
299 | 00:20:15,610 | 00:20:18,950 | We must find a way to put the kibosh on all this mess. | We must find a way to put the kibosh on all this mess. |
300 | 00:20:22,070 | 00:20:23,430 | It's okay! | It's okay! |
301 | 00:20:23,740 | 00:20:25,410 | I'm a doctor! | I'm a doctor! |
302 | 00:20:25,620 | 00:20:29,270 | Sounds like Dad's using his "free exam" trick again. | Sounds like Dad's using his "free exam" trick again. |
303 | 00:20:29,580 | 00:20:31,980 | You got to stick with what works. | You got to stick with what works. |
304 | 00:20:32,500 | 00:20:36,250 | Ask Jacob if he can pull some strings with the city council. | Ask Jacob if he can pull some strings with the city council. |
305 | 00:20:36,560 | 00:20:40,420 | Find out what day this ristorante has its health inspection. | Find out what day this ristorante has its health inspection. |
306 | 00:20:40,630 | 00:20:42,510 | I think I got an idea. | I think I got an idea. |
307 | 00:20:44,280 | 00:20:46,260 | That's good thinking. | That's good thinking. |
308 | 00:20:46,680 | 00:20:47,930 | Dad! | Dad! |
309 | 00:20:49,600 | 00:20:52,830 | Max is right. Our fishing spot will be totally ruined. | Max is right. Our fishing spot will be totally ruined. |
310 | 00:20:53,040 | 00:20:55,120 | They may as well drain the lake! | They may as well drain the lake! |
311 | 00:20:55,330 | 00:20:56,270 | Stop moving. | Stop moving. |
312 | 00:20:56,480 | 00:21:01,070 | You know the sign she put up? "Parking for restaurant customers only." | You know the sign she put up? "Parking for restaurant customers only." |
313 | 00:21:01,480 | 00:21:03,150 | Just a little while longer. | Just a little while longer. |
314 | 00:21:03,360 | 00:21:06,070 | Maybe they'll have a grease fire in the kitchen. | Maybe they'll have a grease fire in the kitchen. |
315 | 00:21:06,280 | 00:21:07,950 | A guy can dream, can't he? | A guy can dream, can't he? |
316 | 00:21:08,780 | 00:21:12,640 | You got to let this thing go, honey. Got to let it go. | You got to let this thing go, honey. Got to let it go. |
317 | 00:21:12,740 | 00:21:15,770 | Chuck is gone, the bait shop is gone, things move on. | Chuck is gone, the bait shop is gone, things move on. |
318 | 00:21:16,390 | 00:21:17,960 | I suggest you do the same. | I suggest you do the same. |
319 | 00:21:21,080 | 00:21:22,330 | Stop fidgeting! | Stop fidgeting! |
320 | 00:21:22,540 | 00:21:26,710 | I don't know why the hell I ever let you talk me into doing this. | I don't know why the hell I ever let you talk me into doing this. |
321 | 00:21:26,920 | 00:21:29,530 | If Max could see me now, I'd never live it down. | If Max could see me now, I'd never live it down. |
322 | 00:21:29,740 | 00:21:32,550 | Would you relax? We're the only ones here. | Would you relax? We're the only ones here. |
323 | 00:21:32,760 | 00:21:35,050 | No one's here but you and me. | No one's here but you and me. |
324 | 00:21:49,440 | 00:21:51,320 | What a putz. | What a putz. |
325 | 00:21:51,940 | 00:21:54,450 | Will you look at that poor man? | Will you look at that poor man? |
326 | 00:21:58,100 | 00:22:00,910 | And then the mama bear said: | And then the mama bear said: |
327 | 00:22:01,120 | 00:22:04,560 | "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed too." | "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed too." |
328 | 00:22:04,870 | 00:22:07,170 | And finally, the baby bear... | And finally, the baby bear... |
329 | 00:22:07,380 | 00:22:10,820 | ...looked and said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed... | ...looked and said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed... |
330 | 00:22:11,230 | 00:22:13,320 | ...and the bastard's still there." | ...and the bastard's still there." |
331 | 00:22:15,090 | 00:22:19,050 | But Goldilocks had a Remington semiautomatic... | But Goldilocks had a Remington semiautomatic... |
332 | 00:22:20,930 | 00:22:23,010 | ...with a scope and a hair-trigger. | ...with a scope and a hair-trigger. |
333 | 00:22:23,220 | 00:22:25,200 | That's not the way it goes. | That's not the way it goes. |
334 | 00:22:25,410 | 00:22:26,870 | That was the end... | That was the end... |
335 | 00:22:28,640 | 00:22:30,730 | ...of the three bears. | ...of the three bears. |
336 | 00:22:31,980 | 00:22:33,440 | Sing me a lullaby. | Sing me a lullaby. |
337 | 00:22:34,690 | 00:22:36,260 | It's too late. | It's too late. |
338 | 00:22:36,780 | 00:22:38,240 | Please! | Please! |
339 | 00:22:40,110 | 00:22:43,450 | Stars shining bright above you | Stars shining bright above you |
340 | 00:22:45,120 | 00:22:48,250 | Light breezes seem to whisper, "I love you" | Light breezes seem to whisper, "I love you" |
341 | 00:22:48,660 | 00:22:51,160 | Birds singing in the sycamore tree | Birds singing in the sycamore tree |
342 | 00:22:53,350 | 00:22:54,290 | Dream... | Dream... |
343 | 00:22:54,500 | 00:22:56,790 | ...a little dream of me | ...a little dream of me |
344 | 00:22:57,630 | 00:22:59,710 | Say nighty-night | Say nighty-night |
345 | 00:22:59,920 | 00:23:01,170 | Kiss me | Kiss me |
346 | 00:23:01,490 | 00:23:03,470 | Just hug me tight | Just hug me tight |
347 | 00:23:03,680 | 00:23:06,590 | And tell me you'll miss me | And tell me you'll miss me |
348 | 00:23:07,120 | 00:23:09,720 | While stars are shining | While stars are shining |
349 | 00:23:09,930 | 00:23:12,020 | Bright as can be | Bright as can be |
350 | 00:23:12,850 | 00:23:15,460 | Dream a little dream of me | Dream a little dream of me |
351 | 00:23:59,350 | 00:24:01,020 | Good night, sweet pea. | Good night, sweet pea. |
352 | 00:24:02,060 | 00:24:03,310 | Good night. | Good night. |
353 | 00:24:05,080 | 00:24:06,650 | Happy dreams. | Happy dreams. |
354 | 00:24:20,510 | 00:24:24,480 | That leaves Uncle Willy sitting next to the plant lady. | That leaves Uncle Willy sitting next to the plant lady. |
355 | 00:24:24,690 | 00:24:27,080 | I'm not sticking the plant lady next to him. | I'm not sticking the plant lady next to him. |
356 | 00:24:27,500 | 00:24:28,440 | Why not? | Why not? |
357 | 00:24:28,650 | 00:24:32,190 | Because he's a groper. He'll be all over her. | Because he's a groper. He'll be all over her. |
358 | 00:24:32,400 | 00:24:35,740 | He's not a groper. He's a touchy-feely person. | He's not a groper. He's a touchy-feely person. |
359 | 00:24:35,950 | 00:24:38,860 | He's not going to be touchy-feely with the plant lady. | He's not going to be touchy-feely with the plant lady. |
360 | 00:24:39,070 | 00:24:43,350 | She's not a close friend. We don't know her name. "The plant lady." | She's not a close friend. We don't know her name. "The plant lady." |
361 | 00:24:43,560 | 00:24:45,220 | She's still important. | She's still important. |
362 | 00:24:46,160 | 00:24:46,790 | Fine. | Fine. |
363 | 00:24:47,000 | 00:24:47,940 | Good. | Good. |
364 | 00:24:49,190 | 00:24:51,270 | Don't put the quarter in your mouth. | Don't put the quarter in your mouth. |
365 | 00:24:51,690 | 00:24:53,040 | You're not my dad. | You're not my dad. |
366 | 00:24:54,090 | 00:24:55,230 | What is that? | What is that? |
367 | 00:24:55,440 | 00:24:57,210 | A bacon sandwich. | A bacon sandwich. |
368 | 00:24:57,530 | 00:24:58,990 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
369 | 00:24:59,510 | 00:25:02,010 | Finishing the seating arrangement. | Finishing the seating arrangement. |
370 | 00:25:02,110 | 00:25:04,830 | You don't have to. Max and I already have a plan. | You don't have to. Max and I already have a plan. |
371 | 00:25:05,030 | 00:25:07,540 | You guys have done way too much already. | You guys have done way too much already. |
372 | 00:25:08,890 | 00:25:10,560 | Hello, children. | Hello, children. |
373 | 00:25:11,290 | 00:25:12,120 | Hey, moron. | Hey, moron. |
374 | 00:25:12,330 | 00:25:13,690 | Putz. | Putz. |
375 | 00:25:14,310 | 00:25:15,670 | You... | You... |
376 | 00:25:15,880 | 00:25:16,920 | ...find the rat? | ...find the rat? |
377 | 00:25:17,130 | 00:25:19,110 | No, but Allie said we can borrow Sparky. | No, but Allie said we can borrow Sparky. |
378 | 00:25:19,210 | 00:25:20,360 | What if he gets away? | What if he gets away? |
379 | 00:25:21,720 | 00:25:22,970 | I made a leash. | I made a leash. |
380 | 00:25:24,010 | 00:25:24,840 | Good thinking. | Good thinking. |
381 | 00:25:25,470 | 00:25:27,030 | What are you going to do? | What are you going to do? |
382 | 00:25:27,660 | 00:25:28,490 | Wait. | Wait. |
383 | 00:25:28,810 | 00:25:29,850 | I don't want to know. | I don't want to know. |
384 | 00:25:30,680 | 00:25:33,180 | -It's men talk. -See you later. | -It's men talk. -See you later. |
385 | 00:25:34,440 | 00:25:35,790 | Where's the quarter? | Where's the quarter? |
386 | 00:25:39,540 | 00:25:41,520 | Did you swallow a quarter? | Did you swallow a quarter? |
387 | 00:25:41,730 | 00:25:42,880 | I'll call a doctor. | I'll call a doctor. |
388 | 00:25:43,090 | 00:25:44,130 | Relax! | Relax! |
389 | 00:25:44,340 | 00:25:46,950 | Kids swallow quarters all the time. | Kids swallow quarters all the time. |
390 | 00:25:47,880 | 00:25:51,120 | Sure! If she craps out two dimes and a nickel... | Sure! If she craps out two dimes and a nickel... |
391 | 00:25:51,330 | 00:25:54,240 | ...then you can start worrying, huh? | ...then you can start worrying, huh? |
392 | 00:25:56,640 | 00:25:57,580 | Come here. | Come here. |
393 | 00:26:04,360 | 00:26:06,960 | Personally clean every little corner. | Personally clean every little corner. |
394 | 00:26:07,590 | 00:26:08,840 | Just look. | Just look. |
395 | 00:26:09,050 | 00:26:10,510 | Like a mirror. | Like a mirror. |
396 | 00:26:10,930 | 00:26:14,370 | Miss Ragetti, everything appears to be up to our standards. | Miss Ragetti, everything appears to be up to our standards. |
397 | 00:26:14,780 | 00:26:16,140 | I'm very glad. | I'm very glad. |
398 | 00:26:16,350 | 00:26:19,270 | Of course, appearances can be deceiving. | Of course, appearances can be deceiving. |
399 | 00:26:19,480 | 00:26:21,350 | We'll see. We'll see. | We'll see. We'll see. |
400 | 00:26:23,230 | 00:26:24,270 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
401 | 00:26:24,480 | 00:26:26,150 | Unleash the beast. | Unleash the beast. |
402 | 00:26:26,360 | 00:26:30,010 | You will be wearing your hairnet when you're cooking? | You will be wearing your hairnet when you're cooking? |
403 | 00:26:36,470 | 00:26:37,830 | What did she say? | What did she say? |
404 | 00:26:38,030 | 00:26:40,850 | She said, "Yes, sir, of course." | She said, "Yes, sir, of course." |
405 | 00:26:42,410 | 00:26:44,910 | Everything seems to be in order. | Everything seems to be in order. |
406 | 00:26:45,120 | 00:26:47,210 | -Act rabid. -Be rabid. | -Act rabid. -Be rabid. |
407 | 00:26:47,420 | 00:26:49,500 | Good luck to you in there, schmuck. | Good luck to you in there, schmuck. |
408 | 00:26:56,380 | 00:26:57,430 | It's a rat! | It's a rat! |
409 | 00:26:57,630 | 00:26:59,090 | A rat? Here? | A rat? Here? |
410 | 00:26:59,720 | 00:27:01,280 | Vermin infestation! | Vermin infestation! |
411 | 00:27:01,490 | 00:27:02,430 | I'm writing you up. | I'm writing you up. |
412 | 00:27:02,640 | 00:27:03,470 | Wait! | Wait! |
413 | 00:27:07,230 | 00:27:09,310 | It's not a rat, it's a-- | It's not a rat, it's a-- |
414 | 00:27:10,350 | 00:27:11,610 | It's a guinea pig. | It's a guinea pig. |
415 | 00:27:13,380 | 00:27:14,520 | It's a guinea pig. | It's a guinea pig. |
416 | 00:27:14,730 | 00:27:18,170 | What are the chances that a guinea pig would run through here... | What are the chances that a guinea pig would run through here... |
417 | 00:27:18,380 | 00:27:20,050 | ...on an inspection day? | ...on an inspection day? |
418 | 00:27:22,870 | 00:27:26,830 | Well, lately, I must say that the chances are pretty good. | Well, lately, I must say that the chances are pretty good. |
419 | 00:27:31,520 | 00:27:32,350 | Ox. | Ox. |
420 | 00:27:32,560 | 00:27:33,710 | Nag. | Nag. |
421 | 00:27:35,270 | 00:27:36,630 | I don't think we've met. | I don't think we've met. |
422 | 00:27:37,040 | 00:27:38,500 | I'm Maria Ragetti. | I'm Maria Ragetti. |
423 | 00:27:38,710 | 00:27:40,380 | John Gustafson. | John Gustafson. |
424 | 00:27:42,780 | 00:27:44,970 | You like Italian, Mr. Gustafson? | You like Italian, Mr. Gustafson? |
425 | 00:27:45,280 | 00:27:47,470 | Yeah, I guess so. Why? | Yeah, I guess so. Why? |
426 | 00:27:56,960 | 00:27:58,830 | Arrivederci, boys. | Arrivederci, boys. |
427 | 00:28:07,700 | 00:28:10,620 | Should we ask her for some garlic bread? | Should we ask her for some garlic bread? |
428 | 00:29:21,410 | 00:29:23,180 | How could I be so wrong? | How could I be so wrong? |
429 | 00:29:23,390 | 00:29:25,580 | You have a gift. | You have a gift. |
430 | 00:29:25,790 | 00:29:27,770 | Not one customer all day. | Not one customer all day. |
431 | 00:29:28,080 | 00:29:30,270 | I mean, besides him. | I mean, besides him. |
432 | 00:29:32,460 | 00:29:34,340 | More vino, señorita! | More vino, señorita! |
433 | 00:29:35,590 | 00:29:36,420 | You go. | You go. |
434 | 00:29:36,630 | 00:29:38,510 | It's your turn. | It's your turn. |
435 | 00:29:39,650 | 00:29:41,740 | I put his bib on. | I put his bib on. |
436 | 00:29:47,270 | 00:29:48,720 | What's the matter, beautiful? | What's the matter, beautiful? |
437 | 00:29:49,250 | 00:29:50,910 | You're meaner than a dog... | You're meaner than a dog... |
438 | 00:29:51,540 | 00:29:53,420 | ...shitting tacks. | ...shitting tacks. |
439 | 00:29:54,350 | 00:29:56,860 | We put everything into this place! | We put everything into this place! |
440 | 00:29:57,170 | 00:29:59,670 | We could have retired in Hawaii! | We could have retired in Hawaii! |
441 | 00:29:59,880 | 00:30:01,760 | I have been to Hawaii. | I have been to Hawaii. |
442 | 00:30:01,970 | 00:30:03,220 | Which island? | Which island? |
443 | 00:30:03,430 | 00:30:04,890 | Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you. | Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you. |
444 | 00:30:06,240 | 00:30:08,120 | I find you disgusting. | I find you disgusting. |
445 | 00:30:08,850 | 00:30:10,930 | Just as long as you find me, dear. | Just as long as you find me, dear. |
446 | 00:30:13,230 | 00:30:15,830 | You want to join me, Miss Ragetti? | You want to join me, Miss Ragetti? |
447 | 00:30:19,480 | 00:30:21,050 | What the hell. | What the hell. |
448 | 00:30:21,250 | 00:30:22,710 | That a girl. | That a girl. |
449 | 00:30:28,240 | 00:30:30,950 | Ding, dong, the witch is dead. | Ding, dong, the witch is dead. |
450 | 00:30:32,200 | 00:30:33,450 | Here's to us. | Here's to us. |
451 | 00:30:33,660 | 00:30:34,910 | And to those like us. | And to those like us. |
452 | 00:30:35,430 | 00:30:37,730 | Yeah, there's damn few of us left. | Yeah, there's damn few of us left. |
453 | 00:30:37,940 | 00:30:39,810 | That's a damn good thing. | That's a damn good thing. |
454 | 00:30:41,170 | 00:30:42,310 | To Chuck. | To Chuck. |
455 | 00:30:43,150 | 00:30:45,440 | May his bait shop never die. | May his bait shop never die. |
456 | 00:31:06,190 | 00:31:07,230 | Get dressed! | Get dressed! |
457 | 00:31:07,550 | 00:31:09,110 | We go to town. | We go to town. |
458 | 00:32:07,490 | 00:32:09,270 | Praise the Lord! | Praise the Lord! |
459 | 00:32:12,600 | 00:32:14,580 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
460 | 00:32:15,520 | 00:32:16,880 | Is this seat taken? | Is this seat taken? |
461 | 00:32:24,910 | 00:32:26,470 | Beware. | Beware. |
462 | 00:32:26,680 | 00:32:29,390 | The devil is a beautiful lady in a red dress. | The devil is a beautiful lady in a red dress. |
463 | 00:32:29,700 | 00:32:31,680 | Can I get you something, ma'am? | Can I get you something, ma'am? |
464 | 00:32:31,890 | 00:32:34,190 | Yes, please. It's so hot in here. | Yes, please. It's so hot in here. |
465 | 00:32:34,290 | 00:32:35,850 | Maybe some... | Maybe some... |
466 | 00:32:36,060 | 00:32:37,420 | ...water will cool me down. | ...water will cool me down. |
467 | 00:32:43,570 | 00:32:44,920 | I've been thinking... | I've been thinking... |
468 | 00:32:45,130 | 00:32:47,740 | ...it's such a shame we got off on the wrong foot. | ...it's such a shame we got off on the wrong foot. |
469 | 00:32:47,950 | 00:32:48,990 | It's a shame. | It's a shame. |
470 | 00:32:49,200 | 00:32:52,950 | I'll bet if we give it another chance, we could... | I'll bet if we give it another chance, we could... |
471 | 00:32:53,160 | 00:32:54,720 | ...become good friends. | ...become good friends. |
472 | 00:32:54,930 | 00:32:56,080 | Friends? | Friends? |
473 | 00:32:56,290 | 00:32:57,230 | Or maybe... | Or maybe... |
474 | 00:32:57,430 | 00:32:59,420 | ...even more than friends. | ...even more than friends. |
475 | 00:33:02,960 | 00:33:05,570 | Go easy. Go easy, baby. | Go easy. Go easy, baby. |
476 | 00:33:09,220 | 00:33:11,410 | This feels so much better. | This feels so much better. |
477 | 00:33:11,610 | 00:33:13,390 | So nice. | So nice. |
478 | 00:33:14,220 | 00:33:16,100 | So cool. | So cool. |
479 | 00:33:18,290 | 00:33:19,640 | So nice. | So nice. |
480 | 00:33:21,310 | 00:33:22,350 | How do you feel? | How do you feel? |
481 | 00:33:23,500 | 00:33:25,480 | Friendly, friendly. | Friendly, friendly. |
482 | 00:33:25,590 | 00:33:27,570 | I wish I could feel like you... | I wish I could feel like you... |
483 | 00:33:27,770 | 00:33:31,220 | ...but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset. | ...but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset. |
484 | 00:33:31,630 | 00:33:33,820 | What silly feud of ours? | What silly feud of ours? |
485 | 00:33:34,030 | 00:33:37,160 | It's a tiny little ristorante. | It's a tiny little ristorante. |
486 | 00:33:37,370 | 00:33:39,140 | You will never even know... | You will never even know... |
487 | 00:33:39,660 | 00:33:40,600 | ...it's there. | ...it's there. |
488 | 00:33:41,330 | 00:33:42,680 | Ristorante... | Ristorante... |
489 | 00:33:43,310 | 00:33:44,250 | ...never! | ...never! |
490 | 00:33:44,660 | 00:33:46,440 | You are a stubborn man! | You are a stubborn man! |
491 | 00:33:47,170 | 00:33:49,670 | Ragetti's will be a very great success! | Ragetti's will be a very great success! |
492 | 00:33:49,880 | 00:33:51,230 | You shall see! | You shall see! |
493 | 00:33:51,440 | 00:33:53,320 | Not in my lifetime! | Not in my lifetime! |
494 | 00:33:56,450 | 00:33:58,530 | You evil temptress! | You evil temptress! |
495 | 00:34:05,830 | 00:34:07,390 | Maria Ragetti? | Maria Ragetti? |
496 | 00:34:08,120 | 00:34:09,900 | How do you know who I am? | How do you know who I am? |
497 | 00:34:10,730 | 00:34:13,230 | You do sort of stand out in a town like this. | You do sort of stand out in a town like this. |
498 | 00:34:13,440 | 00:34:16,570 | I don't usually dress like this. | I don't usually dress like this. |
499 | 00:34:17,720 | 00:34:19,280 | You look very nice. | You look very nice. |
500 | 00:34:19,590 | 00:34:21,360 | I look like... | I look like... |
501 | 00:34:21,890 | 00:34:22,930 | ...a slut. | ...a slut. |
502 | 00:34:23,350 | 00:34:24,700 | But a nice slut. | But a nice slut. |
503 | 00:34:26,370 | 00:34:29,600 | I want to introduce myself. My name is Ariel Gustafson. | I want to introduce myself. My name is Ariel Gustafson. |
504 | 00:34:29,810 | 00:34:34,810 | I want to say how sorry I am for what Max and John are putting you through. | I want to say how sorry I am for what Max and John are putting you through. |
505 | 00:34:35,020 | 00:34:38,460 | You know how some people have trouble saying good-bye? | You know how some people have trouble saying good-bye? |
506 | 00:34:38,670 | 00:34:41,280 | Believe me, it has nothing to do with you. | Believe me, it has nothing to do with you. |
507 | 00:34:41,490 | 00:34:45,340 | Why do you say such nice things? You don't even know me. | Why do you say such nice things? You don't even know me. |
508 | 00:34:46,180 | 00:34:49,720 | Because I know what it's like to be the new kid in town. | Because I know what it's like to be the new kid in town. |
509 | 00:34:54,940 | 00:34:56,290 | Here comes another one. | Here comes another one. |
510 | 00:34:56,710 | 00:34:57,860 | Hello, boys. | Hello, boys. |
511 | 00:34:58,060 | 00:34:59,630 | Honey, how was class? | Honey, how was class? |
512 | 00:35:00,770 | 00:35:03,280 | You two must be happy with yourselves. | You two must be happy with yourselves. |
513 | 00:35:03,490 | 00:35:06,400 | I just ran into Maria and she's in tears. | I just ran into Maria and she's in tears. |
514 | 00:35:06,610 | 00:35:08,490 | She thinks everybody hates her. | She thinks everybody hates her. |
515 | 00:35:08,700 | 00:35:09,640 | She's right. | She's right. |
516 | 00:35:09,840 | 00:35:13,390 | John, I want you to go right down to Ragetti's and apologize. | John, I want you to go right down to Ragetti's and apologize. |
517 | 00:35:13,600 | 00:35:14,430 | For what? | For what? |
518 | 00:35:14,640 | 00:35:15,790 | We tried to tell her. | We tried to tell her. |
519 | 00:35:16,000 | 00:35:17,460 | She should've listened to us. | She should've listened to us. |
520 | 00:35:17,870 | 00:35:19,850 | I'll meet you at home, honey. | I'll meet you at home, honey. |
521 | 00:35:25,480 | 00:35:30,180 | I always knew you were on a short leash, but not that you were on a choke collar. | I always knew you were on a short leash, but not that you were on a choke collar. |
522 | 00:35:30,380 | 00:35:33,510 | Nobody's in charge in my house except me. | Nobody's in charge in my house except me. |
523 | 00:35:34,350 | 00:35:36,430 | That's the way to talk, Gustafson! | That's the way to talk, Gustafson! |
524 | 00:35:36,640 | 00:35:39,350 | I'm going home to get this matter straightened out. | I'm going home to get this matter straightened out. |
525 | 00:35:39,560 | 00:35:41,850 | You're the man of the house, the king. | You're the man of the house, the king. |
526 | 00:35:42,060 | 00:35:43,940 | Max, top her off? | Max, top her off? |
527 | 00:35:44,770 | 00:35:46,230 | Long live the king! | Long live the king! |
528 | 00:35:50,300 | 00:35:51,550 | She threw me out. | She threw me out. |
529 | 00:35:52,490 | 00:35:54,570 | -Come on, just for tonight. -Forget it. | -Come on, just for tonight. -Forget it. |
530 | 00:35:54,780 | 00:35:56,140 | You won't know I'm here! | You won't know I'm here! |
531 | 00:35:56,340 | 00:35:57,390 | Because you won't be! | Because you won't be! |
532 | 00:36:03,020 | 00:36:03,850 | What? | What? |
533 | 00:36:03,960 | 00:36:05,210 | I'm cold! | I'm cold! |
534 | 00:36:08,750 | 00:36:11,670 | Here's some matches! Set yourself on fire! | Here's some matches! Set yourself on fire! |
535 | 00:36:30,330 | 00:36:33,670 | You got 3 TV's on. You're not looking at any of them! | You got 3 TV's on. You're not looking at any of them! |
536 | 00:36:53,480 | 00:36:55,040 | What a pig. | What a pig. |
537 | 00:36:55,460 | 00:36:59,530 | That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that. | That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that. |
538 | 00:36:59,940 | 00:37:00,880 | Where was it? | Where was it? |
539 | 00:37:01,300 | 00:37:02,550 | Would you like half? | Would you like half? |
540 | 00:37:19,230 | 00:37:20,900 | This milk has chunks in it. | This milk has chunks in it. |
541 | 00:37:21,530 | 00:37:22,570 | What's your point? | What's your point? |
542 | 00:37:34,240 | 00:37:35,390 | What am I doing? | What am I doing? |
543 | 00:37:36,640 | 00:37:37,480 | Next door... | Next door... |
544 | 00:37:37,690 | 00:37:40,290 | ...I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed... | ...I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed... |
545 | 00:37:40,500 | 00:37:44,050 | ...and a refrigerator full of food that hasn't expired. | ...and a refrigerator full of food that hasn't expired. |
546 | 00:37:44,250 | 00:37:45,090 | What're you saying? | What're you saying? |
547 | 00:37:45,300 | 00:37:48,320 | I'm going down to Ragetti's to apologize! | I'm going down to Ragetti's to apologize! |
548 | 00:37:48,530 | 00:37:50,720 | You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! | You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! |
549 | 00:37:53,530 | 00:37:54,780 | Finally. | Finally. |
550 | 00:37:54,990 | 00:37:57,490 | Didn't think he'd last this long. | Didn't think he'd last this long. |
551 | 00:38:03,650 | 00:38:05,420 | Smells all right. | Smells all right. |
552 | 00:38:07,920 | 00:38:09,800 | Why this change of heart? | Why this change of heart? |
553 | 00:38:10,010 | 00:38:11,670 | I had a guilty conscience. | I had a guilty conscience. |
554 | 00:38:13,650 | 00:38:16,470 | Ariel kicked me out of the house. | Ariel kicked me out of the house. |
555 | 00:38:16,780 | 00:38:18,240 | I knew I liked your wife. | I knew I liked your wife. |
556 | 00:38:20,120 | 00:38:21,060 | What about Max? | What about Max? |
557 | 00:38:21,270 | 00:38:25,540 | Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry. | Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry. |
558 | 00:38:25,750 | 00:38:26,690 | He's proud. | He's proud. |
559 | 00:38:26,900 | 00:38:27,630 | Of what? | Of what? |
560 | 00:38:27,830 | 00:38:31,170 | I don't know. He has a strong character, and I admire that. | I don't know. He has a strong character, and I admire that. |
561 | 00:38:31,380 | 00:38:32,530 | You admire Max? | You admire Max? |
562 | 00:38:33,460 | 00:38:35,340 | You really are from out of town. | You really are from out of town. |
563 | 00:38:38,780 | 00:38:41,390 | Be careful. The grappa is very strong. | Be careful. The grappa is very strong. |
564 | 00:38:41,600 | 00:38:45,980 | You are speaking to a Gustafson. I can hold my liquor. And this stuff too. | You are speaking to a Gustafson. I can hold my liquor. And this stuff too. |
565 | 00:38:48,790 | 00:38:49,940 | How long you been married? | How long you been married? |
566 | 00:38:50,150 | 00:38:53,380 | Six months next week. How about you? | Six months next week. How about you? |
567 | 00:38:53,590 | 00:38:54,730 | I'm divorced. | I'm divorced. |
568 | 00:38:54,940 | 00:38:55,980 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
569 | 00:38:56,300 | 00:38:57,650 | Antonio was.... | Antonio was.... |
570 | 00:39:00,150 | 00:39:01,510 | That sounds bad. | That sounds bad. |
571 | 00:39:01,720 | 00:39:02,760 | It ain't good. | It ain't good. |
572 | 00:39:03,600 | 00:39:05,050 | Oh, jeez. | Oh, jeez. |
573 | 00:39:05,370 | 00:39:06,510 | Enough of that. | Enough of that. |
574 | 00:39:06,930 | 00:39:08,390 | I don't want to bore you. | I don't want to bore you. |
575 | 00:39:27,370 | 00:39:29,350 | Good night, Ariel. | Good night, Ariel. |
576 | 00:40:06,780 | 00:40:08,130 | Hey, Jacob. How are you? | Hey, Jacob. How are you? |
577 | 00:40:08,550 | 00:40:10,220 | Thanks for the Phillips. | Thanks for the Phillips. |
578 | 00:40:13,450 | 00:40:16,060 | Melanie and I wanted to thank you and John-- | Melanie and I wanted to thank you and John-- |
579 | 00:40:16,790 | 00:40:19,180 | We just wanted you and John to know... | We just wanted you and John to know... |
580 | 00:40:19,390 | 00:40:22,940 | ...how much we appreciate the help you've given us with the wedding. | ...how much we appreciate the help you've given us with the wedding. |
581 | 00:40:23,150 | 00:40:25,230 | No need to thank me. | No need to thank me. |
582 | 00:40:25,440 | 00:40:26,900 | Yes, but-- | Yes, but-- |
583 | 00:40:27,940 | 00:40:31,380 | Nothing would make us happier than to see you tying the knot. | Nothing would make us happier than to see you tying the knot. |
584 | 00:40:32,110 | 00:40:32,950 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
585 | 00:40:33,880 | 00:40:37,320 | And it means a great deal to me to be a part of it. | And it means a great deal to me to be a part of it. |
586 | 00:40:37,740 | 00:40:39,620 | I'm proud of you. | I'm proud of you. |
587 | 00:40:41,910 | 00:40:43,790 | Studying up on your Italian? | Studying up on your Italian? |
588 | 00:40:44,830 | 00:40:46,400 | Thinking of wooing Maria? | Thinking of wooing Maria? |
589 | 00:40:46,600 | 00:40:50,980 | No, I'm going to curse at her in her own language, that's all. | No, I'm going to curse at her in her own language, that's all. |
590 | 00:40:51,710 | 00:40:53,800 | I think she's a lesbian anyway. | I think she's a lesbian anyway. |
591 | 00:40:54,010 | 00:40:55,570 | You've never even seen a lesbian. | You've never even seen a lesbian. |
592 | 00:40:55,780 | 00:40:58,390 | I did too! Saw them on "Geraldo"! | I did too! Saw them on "Geraldo"! |
593 | 00:40:58,590 | 00:41:01,200 | Whatever. I think you got the hots for her. | Whatever. I think you got the hots for her. |
594 | 00:41:01,510 | 00:41:06,000 | Not in a million years. She's just a pig-headed Italian witch... | Not in a million years. She's just a pig-headed Italian witch... |
595 | 00:41:06,200 | 00:41:08,920 | ...with piss and vinegar running through her veins. | ...with piss and vinegar running through her veins. |
596 | 00:41:12,360 | 00:41:14,020 | He's in love. | He's in love. |
597 | 00:41:33,000 | 00:41:34,040 | Where're you going? | Where're you going? |
598 | 00:41:34,350 | 00:41:38,630 | Sven saw Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. Thought I'd go look. | Sven saw Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. Thought I'd go look. |
599 | 00:41:40,300 | 00:41:41,760 | Where's Tweedledum? | Where's Tweedledum? |
600 | 00:41:49,160 | 00:41:50,310 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
601 | 00:41:50,720 | 00:41:53,430 | You don't know? He didn't spend the night here? | You don't know? He didn't spend the night here? |
602 | 00:41:53,850 | 00:41:58,230 | No. Last night he said he was going to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria. | No. Last night he said he was going to Ragetti's to apologize to Maria. |
603 | 00:42:01,460 | 00:42:04,070 | You mean to tell me he didn't come home? | You mean to tell me he didn't come home? |
604 | 00:42:15,950 | 00:42:17,410 | He's alive. | He's alive. |
605 | 00:42:17,830 | 00:42:20,440 | -Take these, you'll feel better. -What happened? | -Take these, you'll feel better. -What happened? |
606 | 00:42:20,650 | 00:42:21,690 | You passed out. | You passed out. |
607 | 00:42:21,900 | 00:42:23,250 | I thought you should stay. | I thought you should stay. |
608 | 00:42:24,300 | 00:42:27,420 | I feel like a polka band is playing in my head. | I feel like a polka band is playing in my head. |
609 | 00:42:28,150 | 00:42:31,180 | You'll feel better after a hot shower. | You'll feel better after a hot shower. |
610 | 00:42:32,950 | 00:42:35,660 | But I don't really need a hot shower. | But I don't really need a hot shower. |
611 | 00:42:39,730 | 00:42:41,390 | What if he had an accident? | What if he had an accident? |
612 | 00:42:41,600 | 00:42:44,310 | The only accident he'll have is when I see him. | The only accident he'll have is when I see him. |
613 | 00:42:44,520 | 00:42:47,230 | I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all this. | I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all this. |
614 | 00:42:47,440 | 00:42:49,840 | It must be nice, living in Never-Never Land. | It must be nice, living in Never-Never Land. |
615 | 00:42:50,050 | 00:42:54,530 | Maybe I'll visit you sometime when I need a break from reality. | Maybe I'll visit you sometime when I need a break from reality. |
616 | 00:42:57,760 | 00:42:59,120 | Step on it. | Step on it. |
617 | 00:43:17,570 | 00:43:19,660 | He's going to explain everything... | He's going to explain everything... |
618 | 00:43:20,070 | 00:43:22,260 | ...and I'll listen carefully... | ...and I'll listen carefully... |
619 | 00:43:22,470 | 00:43:23,510 | ...then I'll kill him. | ...then I'll kill him. |
620 | 00:43:23,720 | 00:43:26,330 | I'm sure there's a logical explanation. | I'm sure there's a logical explanation. |
621 | 00:43:28,730 | 00:43:30,190 | All right, where is he? | All right, where is he? |
622 | 00:43:30,400 | 00:43:33,840 | -We know he's in here! Where is he? -Don't deny it! | -We know he's in here! Where is he? -Don't deny it! |
623 | 00:43:34,050 | 00:43:35,610 | You don't understand. | You don't understand. |
624 | 00:43:35,820 | 00:43:37,280 | I want to talk to him now! | I want to talk to him now! |
625 | 00:43:37,490 | 00:43:39,470 | Well, let me explain! | Well, let me explain! |
626 | 00:43:42,070 | 00:43:44,160 | What? What's the matter with...? | What? What's the matter with...? |
627 | 00:43:44,370 | 00:43:46,760 | -Nothing's going on. -Where is John? | -Nothing's going on. -Where is John? |
628 | 00:43:46,970 | 00:43:48,640 | Wait a minute! | Wait a minute! |
629 | 00:43:59,800 | 00:44:01,260 | How could you? | How could you? |
630 | 00:44:01,780 | 00:44:04,180 | This isn't what it looks like. | This isn't what it looks like. |
631 | 00:44:05,220 | 00:44:07,300 | Gustafson, you're doing it again! | Gustafson, you're doing it again! |
632 | 00:44:07,510 | 00:44:08,760 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
633 | 00:44:08,970 | 00:44:11,790 | First it was May! Then it was Ariel! | First it was May! Then it was Ariel! |
634 | 00:44:12,000 | 00:44:13,460 | And now it's Maria! | And now it's Maria! |
635 | 00:44:13,660 | 00:44:16,480 | Watch that damn thing. You said you hated Maria. | Watch that damn thing. You said you hated Maria. |
636 | 00:44:16,690 | 00:44:18,150 | That's not the point! | That's not the point! |
637 | 00:44:18,360 | 00:44:20,860 | You're the one who said I should apologize! | You're the one who said I should apologize! |
638 | 00:44:21,170 | 00:44:23,460 | Apologize, yes! Not sleep with her! | Apologize, yes! Not sleep with her! |
639 | 00:44:23,670 | 00:44:24,820 | There is a difference! | There is a difference! |
640 | 00:44:25,130 | 00:44:26,900 | You think I had sex with him? | You think I had sex with him? |
641 | 00:44:27,110 | 00:44:29,410 | You sure weren't having sex with me! | You sure weren't having sex with me! |
642 | 00:44:29,620 | 00:44:33,060 | Why should I have sex with you? You said you hated me! | Why should I have sex with you? You said you hated me! |
643 | 00:44:33,260 | 00:44:36,390 | He said I hated you! I never said I hated you! | He said I hated you! I never said I hated you! |
644 | 00:44:36,600 | 00:44:39,420 | Actually, I've grown quite fond of you! | Actually, I've grown quite fond of you! |
645 | 00:44:39,520 | 00:44:44,210 | So now I'm supposed to have sex with you instead of him! | So now I'm supposed to have sex with you instead of him! |
646 | 00:44:44,630 | 00:44:47,030 | So you admit you slept with my husband! | So you admit you slept with my husband! |
647 | 00:44:47,240 | 00:44:49,010 | Nobody slept with anybody! | Nobody slept with anybody! |
648 | 00:44:50,990 | 00:44:52,760 | Speak for yourself! | Speak for yourself! |
649 | 00:45:03,400 | 00:45:06,630 | I had too much to drink last night. | I had too much to drink last night. |
650 | 00:45:06,840 | 00:45:08,820 | Sure. Blame it on the booze. | Sure. Blame it on the booze. |
651 | 00:45:08,920 | 00:45:11,840 | You think that's an acceptable excuse for what you did? | You think that's an acceptable excuse for what you did? |
652 | 00:45:12,050 | 00:45:13,820 | Will you let me finish? | Will you let me finish? |
653 | 00:45:16,220 | 00:45:20,080 | I know my Maria. She don't want nothing to do with that man. | I know my Maria. She don't want nothing to do with that man. |
654 | 00:45:20,390 | 00:45:21,330 | How do you know? | How do you know? |
655 | 00:45:21,850 | 00:45:23,000 | Because! | Because! |
656 | 00:45:24,040 | 00:45:26,540 | She wants that man! | She wants that man! |
657 | 00:45:34,050 | 00:45:35,300 | Me? | Me? |
658 | 00:45:36,030 | 00:45:38,010 | What do you want with me? | What do you want with me? |
659 | 00:45:42,600 | 00:45:43,850 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
660 | 00:45:44,060 | 00:45:47,290 | "I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!" | "I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!" |
661 | 00:45:50,940 | 00:45:52,610 | So, I'll call you? | So, I'll call you? |
662 | 00:46:03,870 | 00:46:05,850 | Three tiers like this! | Three tiers like this! |
663 | 00:46:06,160 | 00:46:10,750 | The lemon cake with the white frosting and the yellow flowers. You like? | The lemon cake with the white frosting and the yellow flowers. You like? |
664 | 00:46:10,960 | 00:46:13,250 | -Perfect. -Exactly what we wanted. | -Perfect. -Exactly what we wanted. |
665 | 00:46:13,460 | 00:46:14,500 | And now... | And now... |
666 | 00:46:14,710 | 00:46:16,590 | ...for the big surprise. | ...for the big surprise. |
667 | 00:46:16,790 | 00:46:17,730 | What surprise? | What surprise? |
668 | 00:46:17,940 | 00:46:19,090 | We don't want surprises. | We don't want surprises. |
669 | 00:46:19,300 | 00:46:21,280 | John thought of this by himself. | John thought of this by himself. |
670 | 00:46:22,840 | 00:46:23,990 | The groom goes here. | The groom goes here. |
671 | 00:46:25,240 | 00:46:26,800 | And the bride... | And the bride... |
672 | 00:46:27,120 | 00:46:28,780 | ...goes on top, like this. | ...goes on top, like this. |
673 | 00:46:29,410 | 00:46:31,810 | And then this goes here. | And then this goes here. |
674 | 00:46:34,310 | 00:46:37,230 | And then on top of the cake, in the frosting... | And then on top of the cake, in the frosting... |
675 | 00:46:37,440 | 00:46:38,690 | ...we spell out: | ...we spell out: |
676 | 00:46:38,900 | 00:46:42,550 | "Melanie has landed herself another husband." | "Melanie has landed herself another husband." |
677 | 00:46:46,400 | 00:46:48,180 | This is not good. | This is not good. |
678 | 00:46:48,910 | 00:46:50,160 | Maria | Maria |
679 | 00:46:51,200 | 00:46:54,020 | I just met a girl named Maria | I just met a girl named Maria |
680 | 00:46:55,580 | 00:46:57,560 | And suddenly I see | And suddenly I see |
681 | 00:46:58,500 | 00:46:59,850 | She's not the bitch | She's not the bitch |
682 | 00:47:00,060 | 00:47:02,250 | I thought she'd be | I thought she'd be |
683 | 00:47:27,480 | 00:47:28,210 | Ox. | Ox. |
684 | 00:47:28,420 | 00:47:29,990 | Nag. | Nag. |
685 | 00:47:30,190 | 00:47:32,380 | I didn't know you were a fisherman. | I didn't know you were a fisherman. |
686 | 00:47:32,700 | 00:47:34,780 | There's a lot you don't know about me. | There's a lot you don't know about me. |
687 | 00:47:36,140 | 00:47:37,800 | Any luck? | Any luck? |
688 | 00:47:47,710 | 00:47:49,590 | Holy moly! | Holy moly! |
689 | 00:47:52,090 | 00:47:54,800 | I showed you mine, now you show me yours. | I showed you mine, now you show me yours. |
690 | 00:47:55,740 | 00:47:56,880 | You mean the fish. | You mean the fish. |
691 | 00:48:01,580 | 00:48:03,870 | It ain't the size that matters. | It ain't the size that matters. |
692 | 00:48:04,810 | 00:48:07,100 | Are we still talking about your fish? | Are we still talking about your fish? |
693 | 00:48:10,230 | 00:48:12,110 | Very funny. | Very funny. |
694 | 00:48:12,420 | 00:48:13,360 | You know... | You know... |
695 | 00:48:13,670 | 00:48:15,650 | ...I've lived here all my life. | ...I've lived here all my life. |
696 | 00:48:15,860 | 00:48:20,660 | Nobody knows about this place any more than I do. I know everything. | Nobody knows about this place any more than I do. I know everything. |
697 | 00:48:21,490 | 00:48:23,570 | I could take you around... | I could take you around... |
698 | 00:48:23,780 | 00:48:26,080 | ...if you would like it. | ...if you would like it. |
699 | 00:48:26,290 | 00:48:27,950 | Are you asking me on a date? | Are you asking me on a date? |
700 | 00:48:28,160 | 00:48:29,830 | Hell, no. | Hell, no. |
701 | 00:48:30,660 | 00:48:33,580 | But if I were, and I'm not, what would you say? | But if I were, and I'm not, what would you say? |
702 | 00:48:34,520 | 00:48:38,070 | If I were to accept, and I'm not saying I would.... | If I were to accept, and I'm not saying I would.... |
703 | 00:48:38,280 | 00:48:39,940 | Because I haven't asked you. | Because I haven't asked you. |
704 | 00:48:41,300 | 00:48:43,070 | I would say.... | I would say.... |
705 | 00:48:43,910 | 00:48:45,360 | What would you say? | What would you say? |
706 | 00:48:47,240 | 00:48:48,180 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
707 | 00:48:48,390 | 00:48:50,890 | Maybe? What kind of an answer is "Maybe?" | Maybe? What kind of an answer is "Maybe?" |
708 | 00:48:51,200 | 00:48:52,980 | Maybe's maybe. | Maybe's maybe. |
709 | 00:48:53,910 | 00:48:57,350 | Then maybe I'll stop by at 7:00 tonight. | Then maybe I'll stop by at 7:00 tonight. |
710 | 00:48:57,560 | 00:49:00,800 | Maybe I'll cook something nice for you in the kitchen. | Maybe I'll cook something nice for you in the kitchen. |
711 | 00:49:01,000 | 00:49:02,780 | I'll see you then. | I'll see you then. |
712 | 00:49:03,190 | 00:49:04,550 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
713 | 00:49:12,790 | 00:49:14,240 | Whatever that means. | Whatever that means. |
714 | 00:49:14,770 | 00:49:16,430 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
715 | 00:49:21,020 | 00:49:23,210 | Wouldn't it make me look fat? | Wouldn't it make me look fat? |
716 | 00:49:23,940 | 00:49:27,380 | You should be so picky. He's got the face of a mackerel! | You should be so picky. He's got the face of a mackerel! |
717 | 00:49:27,590 | 00:49:31,030 | Antonio had the face of an angel and look where it got me. | Antonio had the face of an angel and look where it got me. |
718 | 00:49:31,240 | 00:49:34,890 | How many times do you have to get your heart broken? | How many times do you have to get your heart broken? |
719 | 00:49:35,100 | 00:49:38,220 | Max is different, Mama. He makes me laugh. | Max is different, Mama. He makes me laugh. |
720 | 00:49:38,430 | 00:49:41,140 | I don't like this. Not one bit. | I don't like this. Not one bit. |
721 | 00:49:41,350 | 00:49:44,270 | But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him. | But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him. |
722 | 00:49:44,480 | 00:49:45,730 | Not yet. | Not yet. |
723 | 00:49:45,940 | 00:49:47,400 | "Not yet." | "Not yet." |
724 | 00:49:49,480 | 00:49:51,470 | Sure you like the white better? | Sure you like the white better? |
725 | 00:49:55,320 | 00:49:56,990 | Definitely the blue. | Definitely the blue. |
726 | 00:49:59,490 | 00:50:01,580 | I'm a little nervous. | I'm a little nervous. |
727 | 00:50:01,790 | 00:50:03,350 | Oh, come on. | Oh, come on. |
728 | 00:50:04,080 | 00:50:06,580 | Just be yourself. You'll be fine. | Just be yourself. You'll be fine. |
729 | 00:50:08,040 | 00:50:12,940 | Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine on the way? She'll appreciate it. | Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine on the way? She'll appreciate it. |
730 | 00:50:13,150 | 00:50:14,300 | Check. | Check. |
731 | 00:50:14,510 | 00:50:17,950 | And don't forget. Compliment her on how great she looks. | And don't forget. Compliment her on how great she looks. |
732 | 00:50:18,160 | 00:50:20,970 | -Already got that covered. -Let me hear it. | -Already got that covered. -Let me hear it. |
733 | 00:50:26,290 | 00:50:29,100 | There may be lots of fish in the sea... | There may be lots of fish in the sea... |
734 | 00:50:29,730 | 00:50:34,000 | ...but you're the only one I would like to mount over my fireplace. | ...but you're the only one I would like to mount over my fireplace. |
735 | 00:50:36,820 | 00:50:39,110 | That's not...bad. | That's not...bad. |
736 | 00:50:39,430 | 00:50:42,140 | You noticed the sexual innuendo? | You noticed the sexual innuendo? |
737 | 00:50:42,340 | 00:50:43,600 | I did. | I did. |
738 | 00:50:44,220 | 00:50:45,990 | Subliminal messages. | Subliminal messages. |
739 | 00:50:46,200 | 00:50:50,580 | It's how you get people to do what you want without them knowing it. | It's how you get people to do what you want without them knowing it. |
740 | 00:50:50,790 | 00:50:52,670 | -Where'd you learn that? -"Geraldo." | -Where'd you learn that? -"Geraldo." |
741 | 00:50:52,870 | 00:50:53,920 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
742 | 00:50:57,150 | 00:50:58,820 | Very nice. | Very nice. |
743 | 00:50:59,130 | 00:51:03,930 | I went to Nate's Auto Body Shop. Had all the seats refinished. | I went to Nate's Auto Body Shop. Had all the seats refinished. |
744 | 00:51:04,130 | 00:51:06,530 | It's authentic imitation leather. | It's authentic imitation leather. |
745 | 00:51:09,140 | 00:51:12,480 | Go get them, tiger. You got nothing to worry about. | Go get them, tiger. You got nothing to worry about. |
746 | 00:51:20,290 | 00:51:22,070 | He's doomed. | He's doomed. |
747 | 00:51:57,200 | 00:52:00,020 | There are many fish in the sea, Maria... | There are many fish in the sea, Maria... |
748 | 00:52:00,230 | 00:52:03,880 | ...but you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace. | ...but you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace. |
749 | 00:52:05,230 | 00:52:07,000 | You're the only one.... | You're the only one.... |
750 | 00:52:18,370 | 00:52:20,450 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
751 | 00:52:22,430 | 00:52:24,210 | Good evening, Maria. | Good evening, Maria. |
752 | 00:52:24,410 | 00:52:25,870 | Good evening. | Good evening. |
753 | 00:52:26,710 | 00:52:27,960 | You look nice. | You look nice. |
754 | 00:52:28,270 | 00:52:29,840 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
755 | 00:52:33,380 | 00:52:35,260 | I just want to say.... | I just want to say.... |
756 | 00:52:35,880 | 00:52:37,970 | What I'm trying to say is.... | What I'm trying to say is.... |
757 | 00:52:38,280 | 00:52:40,680 | There are many women floating in the river... | There are many women floating in the river... |
758 | 00:52:41,410 | 00:52:43,910 | ...but you're the only one I want to stuff... | ...but you're the only one I want to stuff... |
759 | 00:52:44,120 | 00:52:45,680 | ...and stick over... | ...and stick over... |
760 | 00:52:45,890 | 00:52:48,920 | ...on my wall over the fireplace. | ...on my wall over the fireplace. |
761 | 00:52:50,270 | 00:52:52,360 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
762 | 00:52:54,650 | 00:52:56,010 | Want to come in? | Want to come in? |
763 | 00:52:57,360 | 00:52:58,510 | Please. | Please. |
764 | 00:53:00,910 | 00:53:02,160 | I didn't say it right. | I didn't say it right. |
765 | 00:53:05,280 | 00:53:08,930 | I've never seen wine that comes from a box before. | I've never seen wine that comes from a box before. |
766 | 00:53:09,250 | 00:53:10,810 | It's pretty fancy, huh? | It's pretty fancy, huh? |
767 | 00:53:11,020 | 00:53:13,310 | Look, it's even got its own tap. | Look, it's even got its own tap. |
768 | 00:53:19,050 | 00:53:20,820 | -It's real wine. -That's great. | -It's real wine. -That's great. |
769 | 00:53:24,570 | 00:53:26,970 | So, how do you like the old place? | So, how do you like the old place? |
770 | 00:53:27,800 | 00:53:29,370 | It's changed. | It's changed. |
771 | 00:53:30,100 | 00:53:32,180 | Is that good or bad? | Is that good or bad? |
772 | 00:53:32,390 | 00:53:33,850 | It's the worst. | It's the worst. |
773 | 00:53:34,060 | 00:53:35,310 | I hate change. | I hate change. |
774 | 00:53:35,520 | 00:53:36,350 | Why? | Why? |
775 | 00:53:36,560 | 00:53:39,060 | Things never change for the better. | Things never change for the better. |
776 | 00:53:39,170 | 00:53:41,570 | Change brought me here to Wabasha. | Change brought me here to Wabasha. |
777 | 00:53:42,920 | 00:53:45,630 | Are you saying you wish I hadn't come? | Are you saying you wish I hadn't come? |
778 | 00:53:47,610 | 00:53:49,280 | Is that a trick question? | Is that a trick question? |
779 | 00:53:51,160 | 00:53:52,620 | You see? | You see? |
780 | 00:53:53,040 | 00:53:54,700 | Now the weather has changed! | Now the weather has changed! |
781 | 00:53:54,910 | 00:53:56,890 | So much for dining al fresco. | So much for dining al fresco. |
782 | 00:53:58,250 | 00:54:00,130 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
783 | 00:54:05,230 | 00:54:07,010 | I'm all wet. | I'm all wet. |
784 | 00:54:09,720 | 00:54:12,120 | It's really coming down now. | It's really coming down now. |
785 | 00:54:13,050 | 00:54:15,760 | You know, the night crawlers'll be out soon. | You know, the night crawlers'll be out soon. |
786 | 00:54:16,180 | 00:54:17,430 | What's a night crawler? | What's a night crawler? |
787 | 00:54:19,620 | 00:54:20,980 | Are you a communist? | Are you a communist? |
788 | 00:54:22,650 | 00:54:24,730 | Night crawler's the king of all worms. | Night crawler's the king of all worms. |
789 | 00:54:25,360 | 00:54:28,800 | They come out at night, after the rain, to lay out on the grass. | They come out at night, after the rain, to lay out on the grass. |
790 | 00:54:29,010 | 00:54:30,460 | Breathe the night air. | Breathe the night air. |
791 | 00:54:31,400 | 00:54:35,890 | This restaurant is sitting on top of one of the biggest and best worm beds... | This restaurant is sitting on top of one of the biggest and best worm beds... |
792 | 00:54:36,090 | 00:54:37,240 | ...in Wabasha County! | ...in Wabasha County! |
793 | 00:54:38,910 | 00:54:41,410 | You can imagine my excitement. | You can imagine my excitement. |
794 | 00:54:45,170 | 00:54:49,750 | Honey, would you stop worrying? Max is going to be just fine. | Honey, would you stop worrying? Max is going to be just fine. |
795 | 00:54:50,480 | 00:54:52,360 | I hope so. | I hope so. |
796 | 00:54:53,090 | 00:54:55,700 | I may have given him some bad advice earlier. | I may have given him some bad advice earlier. |
797 | 00:54:57,260 | 00:54:58,510 | What'd you say? | What'd you say? |
798 | 00:54:58,820 | 00:54:59,760 | I told him.... | I told him.... |
799 | 00:55:01,640 | 00:55:03,200 | I told him... | I told him... |
800 | 00:55:03,410 | 00:55:04,870 | ...to just be himself. | ...to just be himself. |
801 | 00:55:05,600 | 00:55:06,850 | You said what? | You said what? |
802 | 00:55:07,060 | 00:55:11,130 | Don't shine the light right on them. They zip back into their holes. | Don't shine the light right on them. They zip back into their holes. |
803 | 00:55:11,330 | 00:55:12,480 | So I should.... | So I should.... |
804 | 00:55:12,690 | 00:55:13,730 | Like this? | Like this? |
805 | 00:55:13,940 | 00:55:15,300 | Up, down. Yeah. | Up, down. Yeah. |
806 | 00:55:15,510 | 00:55:16,650 | You know... | You know... |
807 | 00:55:16,860 | 00:55:19,150 | ...that worms have both... | ...that worms have both... |
808 | 00:55:19,260 | 00:55:22,490 | ...male and female sexual organs? | ...male and female sexual organs? |
809 | 00:55:22,700 | 00:55:26,040 | -No, I didn't know that. -Well, it's true. | -No, I didn't know that. -Well, it's true. |
810 | 00:55:26,240 | 00:55:28,750 | You know a lot about worms, Max. | You know a lot about worms, Max. |
811 | 00:55:28,950 | 00:55:30,940 | I don't know that much. | I don't know that much. |
812 | 00:55:31,040 | 00:55:32,080 | You do. | You do. |
813 | 00:55:32,290 | 00:55:34,900 | Every once in a while I pick up a tip. | Every once in a while I pick up a tip. |
814 | 00:55:35,210 | 00:55:36,460 | That's it. That's good. | That's it. That's good. |
815 | 00:55:37,400 | 00:55:38,750 | There's one. | There's one. |
816 | 00:55:39,690 | 00:55:41,050 | There. | There. |
817 | 00:55:41,260 | 00:55:43,030 | Quietly now. | Quietly now. |
818 | 00:55:43,130 | 00:55:45,430 | -What should I do? -Tiptoe over. | -What should I do? -Tiptoe over. |
819 | 00:55:47,720 | 00:55:50,430 | And then suddenly, reach down and grab him. | And then suddenly, reach down and grab him. |
820 | 00:55:50,850 | 00:55:53,140 | When you get near him, grab him. | When you get near him, grab him. |
821 | 00:55:59,090 | 00:56:01,070 | You all right, Maria? | You all right, Maria? |
822 | 00:56:02,000 | 00:56:05,450 | You scared every worm away for a radius of 5 miles. | You scared every worm away for a radius of 5 miles. |
823 | 00:56:05,650 | 00:56:07,110 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
824 | 00:56:13,060 | 00:56:14,100 | What? | What? |
825 | 00:56:14,520 | 00:56:17,120 | You have a very beautiful smile. | You have a very beautiful smile. |
826 | 00:56:22,750 | 00:56:25,050 | Would it be all right if I kissed you? | Would it be all right if I kissed you? |
827 | 00:56:26,710 | 00:56:27,970 | Yes. | Yes. |
828 | 00:56:40,060 | 00:56:43,080 | I haven't been with a man for a long time. | I haven't been with a man for a long time. |
829 | 00:56:44,230 | 00:56:45,690 | Me neither. | Me neither. |
830 | 00:56:45,900 | 00:56:47,460 | Be gentle. | Be gentle. |
831 | 00:57:00,490 | 00:57:02,160 | Mamma mia. | Mamma mia. |
832 | 00:57:02,480 | 00:57:04,040 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
833 | 00:57:50,750 | 00:57:52,310 | Morning, Mr. Gustafson. | Morning, Mr. Gustafson. |
834 | 00:57:52,620 | 00:57:53,770 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
835 | 00:57:55,020 | 00:57:57,000 | You and that beautiful lady? | You and that beautiful lady? |
836 | 00:57:57,320 | 00:58:00,130 | I am the thief of hearts. I am the gangster of love. | I am the thief of hearts. I am the gangster of love. |
837 | 00:58:00,340 | 00:58:03,780 | Tell me, was it more of a holdup than a stickup? | Tell me, was it more of a holdup than a stickup? |
838 | 00:58:04,200 | 00:58:05,760 | Never mind that. | Never mind that. |
839 | 00:58:05,870 | 00:58:10,560 | Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning. | Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning. |
840 | 00:58:10,770 | 00:58:14,310 | Okay, Lothario, we got to get to the Octoberfest to meet the kids. | Okay, Lothario, we got to get to the Octoberfest to meet the kids. |
841 | 00:58:19,420 | 00:58:22,650 | I think I liked you better before you were getting any. | I think I liked you better before you were getting any. |
842 | 00:58:42,770 | 00:58:44,550 | -Hi, dear. -Hi, dad. | -Hi, dear. -Hi, dad. |
843 | 00:58:46,420 | 00:58:47,470 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
844 | 00:58:47,670 | 00:58:49,030 | We got a surprise. | We got a surprise. |
845 | 00:58:49,550 | 00:58:50,800 | No more surprises. | No more surprises. |
846 | 00:58:51,110 | 00:58:52,370 | Attention! | Attention! |
847 | 00:58:54,870 | 00:58:56,850 | In just 8 days... | In just 8 days... |
848 | 00:58:57,680 | 00:59:02,060 | ...these two happy kids will be husband and wife! | ...these two happy kids will be husband and wife! |
849 | 00:59:06,960 | 00:59:08,940 | My dear friends... | My dear friends... |
850 | 00:59:09,150 | 00:59:10,400 | ...Max and John... | ...Max and John... |
851 | 00:59:10,920 | 00:59:12,800 | ...have asked me... | ...have asked me... |
852 | 00:59:13,010 | 00:59:14,160 | ...Handsome Hans... | ...Handsome Hans... |
853 | 00:59:14,680 | 00:59:16,970 | ...to be their music man! | ...to be their music man! |
854 | 00:59:20,410 | 00:59:25,000 | Let's celebrate the young lovers' nuptials with the Chicken Polka! | Let's celebrate the young lovers' nuptials with the Chicken Polka! |
855 | 00:59:32,610 | 00:59:35,110 | Come on, you're going to love this. | Come on, you're going to love this. |
856 | 00:59:37,300 | 00:59:38,870 | I'm in "The Twilight Zone." | I'm in "The Twilight Zone." |
857 | 00:59:41,050 | 00:59:43,350 | Another one of your father's great ideas. | Another one of your father's great ideas. |
858 | 00:59:43,660 | 00:59:45,850 | Your father booked our reception hall! | Your father booked our reception hall! |
859 | 00:59:45,950 | 00:59:48,560 | Handsome Hans will fit right in Slippery's bar! | Handsome Hans will fit right in Slippery's bar! |
860 | 00:59:48,980 | 00:59:50,230 | It's a tavern. | It's a tavern. |
861 | 00:59:53,670 | 00:59:54,820 | It's a mistake. | It's a mistake. |
862 | 00:59:55,230 | 00:59:57,530 | Right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy. | Right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy. |
863 | 00:59:57,740 | 00:59:59,510 | That's not what I meant. | That's not what I meant. |
864 | 01:00:05,560 | 01:00:09,410 | I want to get married. But if you're not sure, tell me. | I want to get married. But if you're not sure, tell me. |
865 | 01:00:10,460 | 01:00:12,330 | I'm just not sure. | I'm just not sure. |
866 | 01:00:14,000 | 01:00:15,670 | You tell me this now? | You tell me this now? |
867 | 01:00:16,500 | 01:00:19,320 | -Our wedding's in a week! -Jacob, I love you. | -Our wedding's in a week! -Jacob, I love you. |
868 | 01:00:19,530 | 01:00:22,130 | -You just don't want to marry! -That's not it! | -You just don't want to marry! -That's not it! |
869 | 01:00:22,340 | 01:00:24,530 | I think we should take our time! | I think we should take our time! |
870 | 01:00:24,640 | 01:00:29,120 | I've been taking my time! How does waiting since the 2nd grade grab you? | I've been taking my time! How does waiting since the 2nd grade grab you? |
871 | 01:00:29,850 | 01:00:31,000 | Would you stop it! | Would you stop it! |
872 | 01:00:34,640 | 01:00:37,560 | It's like you are already married! | It's like you are already married! |
873 | 01:00:40,800 | 01:00:41,940 | Polka! | Polka! |
874 | 01:00:48,510 | 01:00:50,180 | I know what I'm talking about. | I know what I'm talking about. |
875 | 01:00:50,390 | 01:00:53,830 | Really? Then how come you're the one that's divorced? | Really? Then how come you're the one that's divorced? |
876 | 01:01:06,130 | 01:01:07,380 | Honey? | Honey? |
877 | 01:01:07,690 | 01:01:10,090 | -The wedding's off. -What do you mean? | -The wedding's off. -What do you mean? |
878 | 01:01:10,300 | 01:01:12,590 | We already paid for everything! | We already paid for everything! |
879 | 01:01:12,800 | 01:01:14,990 | Honey? What happened? | Honey? What happened? |
880 | 01:01:18,330 | 01:01:20,520 | What happened? I'll tell you. | What happened? I'll tell you. |
881 | 01:01:20,730 | 01:01:22,500 | Your daughter got cold feet. | Your daughter got cold feet. |
882 | 01:01:22,810 | 01:01:25,110 | My ass! Your son insulted her. | My ass! Your son insulted her. |
883 | 01:01:25,310 | 01:01:28,760 | Everything he said was true. Maybe she can't handle the truth! | Everything he said was true. Maybe she can't handle the truth! |
884 | 01:01:28,960 | 01:01:31,050 | She can't? What is the truth, Max? | She can't? What is the truth, Max? |
885 | 01:01:31,260 | 01:01:33,660 | Her first marriage was a flop. | Her first marriage was a flop. |
886 | 01:01:33,860 | 01:01:35,740 | You know that was Mike's fault! | You know that was Mike's fault! |
887 | 01:01:35,840 | 01:01:38,870 | She couldn't keep Mike happy. How can she keep Jacob happy? | She couldn't keep Mike happy. How can she keep Jacob happy? |
888 | 01:01:39,600 | 01:01:41,160 | That's a lousy thing.... | That's a lousy thing.... |
889 | 01:01:41,370 | 01:01:45,330 | My daughter wouldn't marry your son if he was the last man in Wabasha. | My daughter wouldn't marry your son if he was the last man in Wabasha. |
890 | 01:01:45,540 | 01:01:48,670 | Fine with me. I was against the whole thing from the start. | Fine with me. I was against the whole thing from the start. |
891 | 01:01:48,880 | 01:01:50,130 | That goes double for me. | That goes double for me. |
892 | 01:01:50,550 | 01:01:51,170 | It's off! | It's off! |
893 | 01:01:51,380 | 01:01:52,840 | Yes, everything is off! | Yes, everything is off! |
894 | 01:01:53,050 | 01:01:55,450 | The wedding is off and the friendship is off! | The wedding is off and the friendship is off! |
895 | 01:01:56,700 | 01:01:59,090 | And the gloves are off. | And the gloves are off. |
896 | 01:02:01,910 | 01:02:03,990 | Let the games begin. | Let the games begin. |
897 | 01:02:04,620 | 01:02:05,870 | Come on, baby! | Come on, baby! |
898 | 01:02:06,080 | 01:02:07,440 | Come to Papa! | Come to Papa! |
899 | 01:02:09,100 | 01:02:10,980 | Yes! That a boy! | Yes! That a boy! |
900 | 01:02:11,500 | 01:02:13,070 | That's it! | That's it! |
901 | 01:02:32,150 | 01:02:34,440 | Oh, damn you, Goldman! | Oh, damn you, Goldman! |
902 | 01:02:44,970 | 01:02:46,950 | What a putz! | What a putz! |
903 | 01:03:02,380 | 01:03:03,530 | Here's your card. | Here's your card. |
904 | 01:03:03,740 | 01:03:05,820 | -That's it for you? -That'll do it. | -That's it for you? -That'll do it. |
905 | 01:03:06,760 | 01:03:10,200 | -Have a nice day, Mr. Gustafson. -Thanks. Same to you. | -Have a nice day, Mr. Gustafson. -Thanks. Same to you. |
906 | 01:03:53,780 | 01:03:55,450 | You dance very well. | You dance very well. |
907 | 01:03:56,390 | 01:03:57,950 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
908 | 01:04:00,040 | 01:04:03,480 | I got this for you. Hope you don't mind. | I got this for you. Hope you don't mind. |
909 | 01:04:07,650 | 01:04:09,940 | It's a cubic zirconia. | It's a cubic zirconia. |
910 | 01:04:10,250 | 01:04:12,860 | Got it from the Home Shopping Network. | Got it from the Home Shopping Network. |
911 | 01:04:13,070 | 01:04:15,050 | It's so beautiful. | It's so beautiful. |
912 | 01:04:15,360 | 01:04:16,720 | Let me help you. | Let me help you. |
913 | 01:04:18,490 | 01:04:21,510 | See how it looks. Just put that like that. | See how it looks. Just put that like that. |
914 | 01:04:24,540 | 01:04:26,310 | You don't like it? | You don't like it? |
915 | 01:04:26,520 | 01:04:28,810 | No, it's beautiful. It's just.... | No, it's beautiful. It's just.... |
916 | 01:04:29,020 | 01:04:30,170 | Just what? | Just what? |
917 | 01:04:30,690 | 01:04:32,150 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
918 | 01:04:32,460 | 01:04:34,340 | Things are moving so fast. | Things are moving so fast. |
919 | 01:04:34,650 | 01:04:36,320 | What's wrong with fast? | What's wrong with fast? |
920 | 01:04:36,530 | 01:04:37,260 | I like fast. | I like fast. |
921 | 01:04:37,470 | 01:04:41,430 | I didn't plan on meeting somebody like you when I came to Wabasha. | I didn't plan on meeting somebody like you when I came to Wabasha. |
922 | 01:04:42,260 | 01:04:44,760 | But you're happy, huh? | But you're happy, huh? |
923 | 01:04:44,970 | 01:04:47,890 | Yes, but that is what worries me. | Yes, but that is what worries me. |
924 | 01:04:48,100 | 01:04:48,930 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
925 | 01:04:49,250 | 01:04:51,540 | I don't know what I'm talking about. | I don't know what I'm talking about. |
926 | 01:04:53,420 | 01:04:54,980 | It's beautiful. | It's beautiful. |
927 | 01:04:55,710 | 01:04:56,540 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
928 | 01:04:56,750 | 01:04:58,420 | Thank you, Max. | Thank you, Max. |
929 | 01:05:13,960 | 01:05:16,560 | Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws. | Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws. |
930 | 01:05:43,570 | 01:05:45,550 | Get out of there! | Get out of there! |
931 | 01:05:52,010 | 01:05:54,200 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
932 | 01:05:56,390 | 01:05:57,330 | You just... | You just... |
933 | 01:05:57,540 | 01:06:00,770 | ...kissed your ninth life good-bye, Slick! | ...kissed your ninth life good-bye, Slick! |
934 | 01:06:03,480 | 01:06:05,460 | This one is very sweet. | This one is very sweet. |
935 | 01:06:05,670 | 01:06:08,800 | That one, with the big tongue and brown eyes, is great. | That one, with the big tongue and brown eyes, is great. |
936 | 01:06:10,050 | 01:06:10,990 | This one? | This one? |
937 | 01:06:11,300 | 01:06:13,700 | -This one? -Yes. One eye. | -This one? -Yes. One eye. |
938 | 01:06:14,110 | 01:06:15,160 | No nuts. | No nuts. |
939 | 01:06:15,370 | 01:06:17,660 | You mean Lucky. You don't want him. | You mean Lucky. You don't want him. |
940 | 01:06:18,700 | 01:06:20,160 | I'll take him. | I'll take him. |
941 | 01:06:20,270 | 01:06:21,730 | Here, Lucky. | Here, Lucky. |
942 | 01:06:25,580 | 01:06:26,520 | He's cute. | He's cute. |
943 | 01:06:32,460 | 01:06:35,280 | Good morning, Slick. | Good morning, Slick. |
944 | 01:06:35,490 | 01:06:37,160 | What a nice kitty-cat. | What a nice kitty-cat. |
945 | 01:06:37,360 | 01:06:38,720 | Yes, you are. | Yes, you are. |
946 | 01:06:39,030 | 01:06:42,990 | And I see you've crapped on my newspaper again. | And I see you've crapped on my newspaper again. |
947 | 01:06:43,310 | 01:06:47,690 | Would you like to make a new friend this morning? | Would you like to make a new friend this morning? |
948 | 01:06:47,890 | 01:06:48,730 | Lucky! | Lucky! |
949 | 01:06:48,940 | 01:06:49,770 | Kill Slick! | Kill Slick! |
950 | 01:06:52,690 | 01:06:53,840 | Kill Slick! | Kill Slick! |
951 | 01:07:44,190 | 01:07:46,280 | Everything's under control. | Everything's under control. |
952 | 01:07:50,550 | 01:07:52,430 | How do you like that, you putz? | How do you like that, you putz? |
953 | 01:07:52,640 | 01:07:54,310 | Why you dirty...! | Why you dirty...! |
954 | 01:07:58,170 | 01:07:59,210 | I'll kill you! | I'll kill you! |
955 | 01:07:59,310 | 01:08:01,710 | You ruined my refinished seats! | You ruined my refinished seats! |
956 | 01:08:02,130 | 01:08:05,570 | You broadcast my naked ass to half of Wabasha! | You broadcast my naked ass to half of Wabasha! |
957 | 01:08:05,780 | 01:08:08,380 | Big deal! Take that, you vandal! | Big deal! Take that, you vandal! |
958 | 01:08:08,590 | 01:08:09,950 | You nearly killed my cat! | You nearly killed my cat! |
959 | 01:08:10,160 | 01:08:13,910 | That mangy animal's been crapping on my paper for years! | That mangy animal's been crapping on my paper for years! |
960 | 01:08:16,310 | 01:08:17,770 | Give me that pole! | Give me that pole! |
961 | 01:08:18,390 | 01:08:20,270 | That pole, huh?! | That pole, huh?! |
962 | 01:08:28,710 | 01:08:30,070 | That's it. | That's it. |
963 | 01:08:30,490 | 01:08:32,880 | If my dog was as ugly as you... | If my dog was as ugly as you... |
964 | 01:08:32,990 | 01:08:36,320 | ...I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! | ...I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! |
965 | 01:08:40,700 | 01:08:41,950 | That trick doesn't work. | That trick doesn't work. |
966 | 01:08:42,160 | 01:08:44,670 | Time out. Where are you going? | Time out. Where are you going? |
967 | 01:08:44,870 | 01:08:48,730 | Home. You can call me when this stupid war is over! | Home. You can call me when this stupid war is over! |
968 | 01:08:49,360 | 01:08:50,820 | She left me. | She left me. |
969 | 01:08:51,440 | 01:08:53,210 | Are you surprised? | Are you surprised? |
970 | 01:09:00,300 | 01:09:01,560 | There we are. | There we are. |
971 | 01:09:02,180 | 01:09:04,060 | So good. | So good. |
972 | 01:09:04,270 | 01:09:05,310 | Now... | Now... |
973 | 01:09:05,520 | 01:09:06,980 | ...you want to put in... | ...you want to put in... |
974 | 01:09:07,190 | 01:09:09,060 | ...just a pinch of salt. | ...just a pinch of salt. |
975 | 01:09:10,210 | 01:09:11,150 | Damn it. | Damn it. |
976 | 01:09:11,360 | 01:09:12,400 | Not too much. | Not too much. |
977 | 01:09:12,500 | 01:09:14,480 | Yeah, now you tell me! | Yeah, now you tell me! |
978 | 01:09:14,900 | 01:09:16,050 | Not too salty. | Not too salty. |
979 | 01:09:16,260 | 01:09:17,190 | Shut up. | Shut up. |
980 | 01:09:17,400 | 01:09:19,700 | There we are. Add some garnish here. | There we are. Add some garnish here. |
981 | 01:09:20,530 | 01:09:22,200 | Time to check the birds. | Time to check the birds. |
982 | 01:09:22,300 | 01:09:23,870 | The bird. | The bird. |
983 | 01:09:24,810 | 01:09:25,850 | Fire! | Fire! |
984 | 01:09:29,080 | 01:09:30,020 | Fire! | Fire! |
985 | 01:09:30,230 | 01:09:31,790 | I got a fire here! | I got a fire here! |
986 | 01:09:34,500 | 01:09:38,780 | Absolutely perfect. Anybody can make these. It's simple. | Absolutely perfect. Anybody can make these. It's simple. |
987 | 01:09:40,030 | 01:09:41,280 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
988 | 01:09:41,380 | 01:09:43,570 | I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner... | I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner... |
989 | 01:09:43,680 | 01:09:45,550 | ...for Maria. | ...for Maria. |
990 | 01:09:48,890 | 01:09:51,810 | -Look at this. -She'll be impressed. | -Look at this. -She'll be impressed. |
991 | 01:09:52,020 | 01:09:53,890 | Tell her it's Cajun. | Tell her it's Cajun. |
992 | 01:09:55,140 | 01:09:57,130 | And what do you call this? | And what do you call this? |
993 | 01:09:57,330 | 01:09:58,480 | Haven't decided. | Haven't decided. |
994 | 01:09:58,690 | 01:10:01,190 | But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew." | But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew." |
995 | 01:10:01,710 | 01:10:03,280 | Is that right? | Is that right? |
996 | 01:10:03,690 | 01:10:06,200 | Maybe you need a backup plan. | Maybe you need a backup plan. |
997 | 01:10:06,300 | 01:10:08,180 | What else can you make? | What else can you make? |
998 | 01:10:08,280 | 01:10:10,470 | -Jelly sandwiches. -Get cracking. | -Jelly sandwiches. -Get cracking. |
999 | 01:10:10,580 | 01:10:13,490 | I used to love jelly sandwiches with peanut butter. | I used to love jelly sandwiches with peanut butter. |
1000 | 01:10:13,700 | 01:10:15,790 | So did you, when you were a kid. | So did you, when you were a kid. |
1001 | 01:10:19,540 | 01:10:21,940 | Go over and tell her you're sorry. | Go over and tell her you're sorry. |
1002 | 01:10:22,460 | 01:10:26,110 | I tried to. She won't even talk to me. Not that I blame her. | I tried to. She won't even talk to me. Not that I blame her. |
1003 | 01:10:31,740 | 01:10:35,490 | You spend too much time with this Max Goldman. | You spend too much time with this Max Goldman. |
1004 | 01:10:35,810 | 01:10:38,000 | I like him, mamma. A lot. | I like him, mamma. A lot. |
1005 | 01:10:38,200 | 01:10:40,390 | He'll break your heart, like the others. | He'll break your heart, like the others. |
1006 | 01:10:40,600 | 01:10:43,000 | No, this time it's different. | No, this time it's different. |
1007 | 01:10:43,210 | 01:10:46,540 | You said Fernando was different, and look what happened. | You said Fernando was different, and look what happened. |
1008 | 01:10:46,750 | 01:10:48,420 | I was a girl, mamma! | I was a girl, mamma! |
1009 | 01:10:48,630 | 01:10:51,860 | And then there was Eduardo, the drunk. | And then there was Eduardo, the drunk. |
1010 | 01:10:52,280 | 01:10:53,950 | That was a long time ago. | That was a long time ago. |
1011 | 01:10:54,160 | 01:10:57,080 | Marcello, the womanizer, was not that long ago. | Marcello, the womanizer, was not that long ago. |
1012 | 01:10:57,490 | 01:10:58,640 | I'm not listening. | I'm not listening. |
1013 | 01:10:58,850 | 01:11:01,450 | And next came Carlo, the con man. | And next came Carlo, the con man. |
1014 | 01:11:01,660 | 01:11:03,120 | -Are you finished? -I wish! | -Are you finished? -I wish! |
1015 | 01:11:03,330 | 01:11:05,940 | But then I would be forgetting Antonio! | But then I would be forgetting Antonio! |
1016 | 01:11:07,290 | 01:11:10,000 | All five I warn you against... | All five I warn you against... |
1017 | 01:11:10,210 | 01:11:13,550 | ...and all five you marry! | ...and all five you marry! |
1018 | 01:11:14,170 | 01:11:15,840 | You are a good girl... | You are a good girl... |
1019 | 01:11:16,050 | 01:11:18,140 | ...but you are cursed in love. | ...but you are cursed in love. |
1020 | 01:11:18,340 | 01:11:19,390 | That isn't true. | That isn't true. |
1021 | 01:11:19,490 | 01:11:21,890 | For once, Maria, listen to your mama. | For once, Maria, listen to your mama. |
1022 | 01:11:24,180 | 01:11:26,480 | Do you care for him? | Do you care for him? |
1023 | 01:11:28,350 | 01:11:29,600 | Yes. | Yes. |
1024 | 01:11:30,440 | 01:11:32,520 | Then leave him be. | Then leave him be. |
1025 | 01:11:54,210 | 01:11:56,500 | There's a smile on my face | There's a smile on my face |
1026 | 01:11:57,130 | 01:11:59,740 | For the whole human race | For the whole human race |
1027 | 01:12:00,470 | 01:12:02,970 | Almost like being in love | Almost like being in love |
1028 | 01:12:54,680 | 01:12:58,120 | I've really done it this time. I've really screwed it up. | I've really done it this time. I've really screwed it up. |
1029 | 01:12:58,540 | 01:13:00,830 | Jake and Melanie called it off. | Jake and Melanie called it off. |
1030 | 01:13:01,040 | 01:13:04,790 | Jake's moved in with Max, Max and I are at it again and... | Jake's moved in with Max, Max and I are at it again and... |
1031 | 01:13:05,310 | 01:13:09,900 | ...Ariel's moved back into her house with Melanie. What am I going to do? | ...Ariel's moved back into her house with Melanie. What am I going to do? |
1032 | 01:13:40,240 | 01:13:42,950 | Looks like God remembered you, Pop. | Looks like God remembered you, Pop. |
1033 | 01:14:48,950 | 01:14:50,410 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1034 | 01:15:22,620 | 01:15:23,980 | Hey, moron. | Hey, moron. |
1035 | 01:15:24,190 | 01:15:25,540 | Hello, putz. | Hello, putz. |
1036 | 01:15:26,170 | 01:15:27,730 | Mind if I join you? | Mind if I join you? |
1037 | 01:15:27,940 | 01:15:29,510 | No, help yourself. | No, help yourself. |
1038 | 01:15:32,740 | 01:15:35,660 | I knew your old man longer than I knew my own. | I knew your old man longer than I knew my own. |
1039 | 01:15:37,430 | 01:15:39,410 | He was always fond of you. | He was always fond of you. |
1040 | 01:15:39,620 | 01:15:41,080 | He was a good man. | He was a good man. |
1041 | 01:15:41,290 | 01:15:42,430 | The best. | The best. |
1042 | 01:15:43,160 | 01:15:47,020 | You know I didn't mean what I said about Melanie. | You know I didn't mean what I said about Melanie. |
1043 | 01:15:47,230 | 01:15:49,630 | You know how I really feel about Jacob. | You know how I really feel about Jacob. |
1044 | 01:15:50,880 | 01:15:52,550 | He's a good boy. | He's a good boy. |
1045 | 01:15:53,900 | 01:15:56,410 | I just don't want him to be Ionely. | I just don't want him to be Ionely. |
1046 | 01:15:56,720 | 01:15:58,180 | He deserves better. | He deserves better. |
1047 | 01:15:58,280 | 01:15:59,850 | He deserves Melanie. | He deserves Melanie. |
1048 | 01:16:06,730 | 01:16:08,500 | What do you want to do now? | What do you want to do now? |
1049 | 01:16:10,790 | 01:16:11,940 | Want to get drunk? | Want to get drunk? |
1050 | 01:16:12,150 | 01:16:13,190 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1051 | 01:16:30,500 | 01:16:32,480 | Come on, Grandpa John, hurry. | Come on, Grandpa John, hurry. |
1052 | 01:16:32,690 | 01:16:36,340 | I'm coming. But you already got enough candy in this bag... | I'm coming. But you already got enough candy in this bag... |
1053 | 01:16:36,550 | 01:16:38,420 | ...to give the neighborhood cavities. | ...to give the neighborhood cavities. |
1054 | 01:16:38,730 | 01:16:42,490 | What will you do to ensure that 6 months from now you feel happier... | What will you do to ensure that 6 months from now you feel happier... |
1055 | 01:16:42,700 | 01:16:45,200 | ...and more loved than you do today? | ...and more loved than you do today? |
1056 | 01:16:45,510 | 01:16:48,220 | The truth is, if you don't do something... | The truth is, if you don't do something... |
1057 | 01:16:48,530 | 01:16:50,200 | ...nothing in life will change. | ...nothing in life will change. |
1058 | 01:16:59,270 | 01:17:01,460 | Stop the insanity! | Stop the insanity! |
1059 | 01:17:28,880 | 01:17:30,340 | What are you feeding him? | What are you feeding him? |
1060 | 01:17:30,550 | 01:17:32,220 | Hormel chili. | Hormel chili. |
1061 | 01:17:34,620 | 01:17:36,080 | He likes it. | He likes it. |
1062 | 01:17:37,950 | 01:17:39,210 | Trick or treat. | Trick or treat. |
1063 | 01:17:39,410 | 01:17:40,660 | Yeah, trick or treat. | Yeah, trick or treat. |
1064 | 01:17:40,870 | 01:17:43,900 | I forgot. Just plain forgot. | I forgot. Just plain forgot. |
1065 | 01:17:45,150 | 01:17:46,500 | Hiya, kids. | Hiya, kids. |
1066 | 01:17:46,710 | 01:17:47,650 | Here's your coaster. | Here's your coaster. |
1067 | 01:17:47,860 | 01:17:49,420 | And a stapler for you. | And a stapler for you. |
1068 | 01:17:49,630 | 01:17:52,030 | Open your bag. That's it. Good shot. | Open your bag. That's it. Good shot. |
1069 | 01:17:52,240 | 01:17:53,490 | Happy Halloween. | Happy Halloween. |
1070 | 01:17:54,530 | 01:17:55,780 | Hi, Uncle Max. | Hi, Uncle Max. |
1071 | 01:17:55,990 | 01:17:56,930 | Who's that? | Who's that? |
1072 | 01:17:57,240 | 01:18:00,790 | -Hello, Allie. -Is Allie here? Look at you. | -Hello, Allie. -Is Allie here? Look at you. |
1073 | 01:18:01,100 | 01:18:03,710 | Let me hear a polar bear growl. | Let me hear a polar bear growl. |
1074 | 01:18:06,730 | 01:18:08,920 | Happy Halloween there, putzo. | Happy Halloween there, putzo. |
1075 | 01:18:09,650 | 01:18:10,900 | How'd you know it's me? | How'd you know it's me? |
1076 | 01:18:11,210 | 01:18:15,170 | You wear the same costume every Christmas or whatever this-- | You wear the same costume every Christmas or whatever this-- |
1077 | 01:18:15,380 | 01:18:16,630 | Halloween. | Halloween. |
1078 | 01:18:18,720 | 01:18:21,330 | Hey, you. How's your mom doing? | Hey, you. How's your mom doing? |
1079 | 01:18:21,430 | 01:18:22,790 | Okay. Want to come over? | Okay. Want to come over? |
1080 | 01:18:22,990 | 01:18:25,710 | Yeah, you want to go over and just say hi? | Yeah, you want to go over and just say hi? |
1081 | 01:18:27,060 | 01:18:30,080 | She'd probably throw me out the moment she saw me. | She'd probably throw me out the moment she saw me. |
1082 | 01:18:35,920 | 01:18:38,320 | Max, I think I got an idea. | Max, I think I got an idea. |
1083 | 01:18:43,530 | 01:18:44,780 | Trick or treat! | Trick or treat! |
1084 | 01:18:44,990 | 01:18:46,350 | Hey, you! | Hey, you! |
1085 | 01:18:48,750 | 01:18:50,000 | How did we do tonight? | How did we do tonight? |
1086 | 01:18:50,210 | 01:18:53,540 | Uncle Max gave me a can opener and a bunch of detergent. | Uncle Max gave me a can opener and a bunch of detergent. |
1087 | 01:18:54,170 | 01:18:55,520 | He did? | He did? |
1088 | 01:18:57,400 | 01:18:58,440 | Yes, he did. | Yes, he did. |
1089 | 01:19:02,720 | 01:19:04,180 | I'm going to bed! | I'm going to bed! |
1090 | 01:19:04,390 | 01:19:07,100 | Don't you want to watch the scary movie? | Don't you want to watch the scary movie? |
1091 | 01:19:07,300 | 01:19:10,220 | I said, I'm going to bed! | I said, I'm going to bed! |
1092 | 01:19:11,370 | 01:19:13,560 | What has gotten into her? | What has gotten into her? |
1093 | 01:19:19,610 | 01:19:20,860 | You look great. | You look great. |
1094 | 01:19:24,820 | 01:19:26,700 | You look ridiculous. | You look ridiculous. |
1095 | 01:19:32,950 | 01:19:34,830 | I needed to see you again... | I needed to see you again... |
1096 | 01:19:38,270 | 01:19:41,290 | ...to tell you how sorry I was for the way I acted. | ...to tell you how sorry I was for the way I acted. |
1097 | 01:19:41,500 | 01:19:44,630 | I just thought I couldn't be happy unless we were married... | I just thought I couldn't be happy unless we were married... |
1098 | 01:19:44,840 | 01:19:46,820 | ...and I realize now... | ...and I realize now... |
1099 | 01:19:48,800 | 01:19:51,300 | ...I just want you in my life. | ...I just want you in my life. |
1100 | 01:19:51,720 | 01:19:53,800 | That's all I want. | That's all I want. |
1101 | 01:19:55,060 | 01:19:57,350 | And if we ever do get married... | And if we ever do get married... |
1102 | 01:19:57,870 | 01:19:59,020 | ...I promise... | ...I promise... |
1103 | 01:20:00,890 | 01:20:03,920 | ...we'll use a professional wedding coordinator. | ...we'll use a professional wedding coordinator. |
1104 | 01:20:08,610 | 01:20:10,490 | You look terrific. | You look terrific. |
1105 | 01:20:22,480 | 01:20:23,830 | They're watching us. | They're watching us. |
1106 | 01:20:23,940 | 01:20:25,290 | No, they're not. | No, they're not. |
1107 | 01:20:25,500 | 01:20:28,420 | No, they're not. Yes, they are. | No, they're not. Yes, they are. |
1108 | 01:20:35,720 | 01:20:37,800 | Let's celebrate. Beers are on me. | Let's celebrate. Beers are on me. |
1109 | 01:20:38,010 | 01:20:41,970 | I'd love to, but I've got someone very special waiting for me over there. | I'd love to, but I've got someone very special waiting for me over there. |
1110 | 01:20:44,370 | 01:20:47,390 | If you had half a brain, you could have the same thing. | If you had half a brain, you could have the same thing. |
1111 | 01:20:47,600 | 01:20:49,380 | She dumped me! | She dumped me! |
1112 | 01:20:50,310 | 01:20:54,480 | Would you park that stupid pride of yours just once? | Would you park that stupid pride of yours just once? |
1113 | 01:20:55,630 | 01:20:58,130 | You might surprise yourself. | You might surprise yourself. |
1114 | 01:21:08,350 | 01:21:09,600 | I must speak to Maria! | I must speak to Maria! |
1115 | 01:21:13,560 | 01:21:15,130 | Put down that bat. | Put down that bat. |
1116 | 01:21:15,230 | 01:21:16,690 | She don't want to see you! | She don't want to see you! |
1117 | 01:21:16,900 | 01:21:19,710 | I ain't leaving here until I see Maria! | I ain't leaving here until I see Maria! |
1118 | 01:21:20,440 | 01:21:21,590 | At last... | At last... |
1119 | 01:21:22,010 | 01:21:23,680 | ...I get to whack him! | ...I get to whack him! |
1120 | 01:21:24,410 | 01:21:26,180 | Mamma, please. Please. | Mamma, please. Please. |
1121 | 01:21:31,180 | 01:21:33,270 | Maria, we need to talk. | Maria, we need to talk. |
1122 | 01:21:34,520 | 01:21:36,080 | There's nothing to talk about. | There's nothing to talk about. |
1123 | 01:21:36,290 | 01:21:40,780 | At least give me an explanation. I think I deserve that much. | At least give me an explanation. I think I deserve that much. |
1124 | 01:21:42,030 | 01:21:43,490 | Yes, you're right. | Yes, you're right. |
1125 | 01:21:45,780 | 01:21:47,240 | I must tell you something. | I must tell you something. |
1126 | 01:21:49,740 | 01:21:51,620 | I have been married before. | I have been married before. |
1127 | 01:21:52,450 | 01:21:54,540 | To Antonio, I know. | To Antonio, I know. |
1128 | 01:21:55,160 | 01:21:57,140 | But also to Fernando. | But also to Fernando. |
1129 | 01:21:58,400 | 01:21:59,330 | And Carlo. | And Carlo. |
1130 | 01:22:00,480 | 01:22:02,150 | And Eduardo. | And Eduardo. |
1131 | 01:22:03,400 | 01:22:05,280 | And Marcello. | And Marcello. |
1132 | 01:22:11,530 | 01:22:12,890 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
1133 | 01:22:14,240 | 01:22:16,640 | You've been married 5 times? | You've been married 5 times? |
1134 | 01:22:17,470 | 01:22:19,250 | So, now you understand? | So, now you understand? |
1135 | 01:22:20,080 | 01:22:21,640 | Mother is right. | Mother is right. |
1136 | 01:22:22,580 | 01:22:24,770 | I'm cursed in love. | I'm cursed in love. |
1137 | 01:22:29,460 | 01:22:31,030 | Wait! Wait! | Wait! Wait! |
1138 | 01:22:31,340 | 01:22:33,430 | Will you wait, please? | Will you wait, please? |
1139 | 01:22:37,490 | 01:22:40,410 | I don't know what happened with those other guys, but... | I don't know what happened with those other guys, but... |
1140 | 01:22:40,720 | 01:22:42,910 | ...let me tell you something about me. | ...let me tell you something about me. |
1141 | 01:22:47,400 | 01:22:50,420 | I know I'm no great prize, but I'm loyal... | I know I'm no great prize, but I'm loyal... |
1142 | 01:22:50,730 | 01:22:52,300 | ...I'm honest... | ...I'm honest... |
1143 | 01:22:52,510 | 01:22:55,220 | ...and I know how to treat a lady. | ...and I know how to treat a lady. |
1144 | 01:22:57,300 | 01:23:00,850 | Anybody who says different doesn't know her ass from her elbow. | Anybody who says different doesn't know her ass from her elbow. |
1145 | 01:23:05,020 | 01:23:08,980 | Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers at the house... | Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers at the house... |
1146 | 01:23:09,290 | 01:23:14,090 | ...so if you care to join me for some Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches... | ...so if you care to join me for some Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches... |
1147 | 01:23:14,300 | 01:23:16,690 | ...I would be indeed honored. | ...I would be indeed honored. |
1148 | 01:23:19,200 | 01:23:21,490 | That sounds wonderful. | That sounds wonderful. |
1149 | 01:23:24,830 | 01:23:27,640 | You must really like jelly sandwiches. | You must really like jelly sandwiches. |
1150 | 01:23:48,600 | 01:23:50,680 | Trés magnifique, Max. | Trés magnifique, Max. |
1151 | 01:23:51,100 | 01:23:52,350 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1152 | 01:23:52,560 | 01:23:54,330 | We're running a little behind. | We're running a little behind. |
1153 | 01:23:54,640 | 01:23:55,900 | Meet you at church. | Meet you at church. |
1154 | 01:23:56,310 | 01:23:57,770 | Don't be late! | Don't be late! |
1155 | 01:24:09,550 | 01:24:11,530 | Isn't that Sven over there? | Isn't that Sven over there? |
1156 | 01:24:28,220 | 01:24:30,090 | What's the matter? You saw a ghost? | What's the matter? You saw a ghost? |
1157 | 01:24:30,300 | 01:24:33,010 | Biggest fish I ever seen. | Biggest fish I ever seen. |
1158 | 01:24:33,430 | 01:24:35,100 | Catfish Hunter, yeah. | Catfish Hunter, yeah. |
1159 | 01:24:37,290 | 01:24:39,270 | I fought the beast... | I fought the beast... |
1160 | 01:24:39,480 | 01:24:40,620 | ...for an hour... | ...for an hour... |
1161 | 01:24:40,830 | 01:24:42,290 | ...and I had him. | ...and I had him. |
1162 | 01:24:42,400 | 01:24:45,520 | Right up into the boat. And then... | Right up into the boat. And then... |
1163 | 01:24:47,400 | 01:24:48,340 | ...he smiled. | ...he smiled. |
1164 | 01:24:48,550 | 01:24:49,900 | -Smiled? -See? | -Smiled? -See? |
1165 | 01:24:50,110 | 01:24:51,360 | Bit the pole in half. | Bit the pole in half. |
1166 | 01:24:51,570 | 01:24:53,030 | Holy moly. | Holy moly. |
1167 | 01:24:53,760 | 01:24:56,370 | I moved my hand at the last moment. | I moved my hand at the last moment. |
1168 | 01:24:56,570 | 01:24:57,620 | Judas Priest. | Judas Priest. |
1169 | 01:24:59,290 | 01:25:00,330 | That was the... | That was the... |
1170 | 01:25:01,370 | 01:25:03,460 | ...biggest damn fish that... | ...biggest damn fish that... |
1171 | 01:25:04,810 | 01:25:06,170 | ...I ever saw. | ...I ever saw. |
1172 | 01:25:10,650 | 01:25:12,740 | Don't even think of it. | Don't even think of it. |
1173 | 01:25:12,940 | 01:25:16,380 | My boat is beached not more than 100 yards from here. | My boat is beached not more than 100 yards from here. |
1174 | 01:25:16,590 | 01:25:20,870 | We'll give it 10 minutes. After that, we pull anchor, go to the church. | We'll give it 10 minutes. After that, we pull anchor, go to the church. |
1175 | 01:25:21,810 | 01:25:24,410 | What if today is the day, and we miss him? | What if today is the day, and we miss him? |
1176 | 01:25:24,620 | 01:25:26,180 | Someone else could catch him! | Someone else could catch him! |
1177 | 01:25:26,390 | 01:25:29,730 | Some stranger with our fish mounted on his wall. | Some stranger with our fish mounted on his wall. |
1178 | 01:25:30,460 | 01:25:33,070 | It's too horrible to think about. | It's too horrible to think about. |
1179 | 01:25:57,570 | 01:25:58,510 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
1180 | 01:25:59,130 | 01:26:02,260 | What do you mean? We still have time. | What do you mean? We still have time. |
1181 | 01:26:02,570 | 01:26:05,590 | That fish'll be halfway to Redwing by now. Let's go. | That fish'll be halfway to Redwing by now. Let's go. |
1182 | 01:26:05,800 | 01:26:06,740 | 5 more minutes. | 5 more minutes. |
1183 | 01:26:07,050 | 01:26:07,890 | We'll be late! | We'll be late! |
1184 | 01:26:08,100 | 01:26:12,160 | Weddings never start on time! What's the matter? Why are you worried? | Weddings never start on time! What's the matter? Why are you worried? |
1185 | 01:26:16,750 | 01:26:17,690 | I'm going. | I'm going. |
1186 | 01:26:17,900 | 01:26:22,380 | You'll have to swim back. Where are you going? Don't touch my motor! | You'll have to swim back. Where are you going? Don't touch my motor! |
1187 | 01:26:23,320 | 01:26:26,450 | Sit down, John, for crying out loud! | Sit down, John, for crying out loud! |
1188 | 01:26:26,860 | 01:26:28,010 | 5 more minutes! | 5 more minutes! |
1189 | 01:26:28,220 | 01:26:29,990 | Just sit there and shut up. | Just sit there and shut up. |
1190 | 01:26:30,200 | 01:26:31,870 | -Moron. -Putz. | -Moron. -Putz. |
1191 | 01:26:33,950 | 01:26:35,930 | Holy Jesus, Max. | Holy Jesus, Max. |
1192 | 01:26:38,020 | 01:26:39,380 | Look, look. | Look, look. |
1193 | 01:26:44,900 | 01:26:46,260 | Easy, easy! | Easy, easy! |
1194 | 01:26:50,320 | 01:26:51,370 | Don't worry. | Don't worry. |
1195 | 01:26:56,160 | 01:26:57,620 | Look at him go. | Look at him go. |
1196 | 01:26:59,710 | 01:27:01,170 | Now he will stop. | Now he will stop. |
1197 | 01:27:02,520 | 01:27:04,610 | And now I'm going to.... | And now I'm going to.... |
1198 | 01:27:07,940 | 01:27:09,400 | That's Catfish Hunter. | That's Catfish Hunter. |
1199 | 01:27:12,740 | 01:27:14,200 | I think I pissed him off! | I think I pissed him off! |
1200 | 01:27:14,410 | 01:27:17,640 | Hang on, Max, I think we're going for a ride. | Hang on, Max, I think we're going for a ride. |
1201 | 01:27:29,840 | 01:27:30,570 | Hang on. | Hang on. |
1202 | 01:27:31,090 | 01:27:32,760 | I can't believe it's a fish. | I can't believe it's a fish. |
1203 | 01:27:33,170 | 01:27:34,740 | Maybe it's not a fish! | Maybe it's not a fish! |
1204 | 01:27:34,950 | 01:27:37,550 | Maybe it's something from outer space! | Maybe it's something from outer space! |
1205 | 01:27:38,390 | 01:27:39,320 | Keep the tip up! | Keep the tip up! |
1206 | 01:27:39,640 | 01:27:41,620 | -The tip is up. -Tighten the drag! | -The tip is up. -Tighten the drag! |
1207 | 01:27:43,180 | 01:27:46,310 | He better be dead. That's the only excuse I'm taking. | He better be dead. That's the only excuse I'm taking. |
1208 | 01:27:46,620 | 01:27:49,330 | -Work him! -I'm working him, dummy! | -Work him! -I'm working him, dummy! |
1209 | 01:27:49,540 | 01:27:52,040 | Pump him, pump him! Tip up! | Pump him, pump him! Tip up! |
1210 | 01:27:52,250 | 01:27:54,030 | The tip is up, you idiot! | The tip is up, you idiot! |
1211 | 01:27:54,650 | 01:27:58,400 | You're right, it's not an important day. No reason to be here. | You're right, it's not an important day. No reason to be here. |
1212 | 01:27:58,720 | 01:27:59,760 | Hang on. | Hang on. |
1213 | 01:28:03,410 | 01:28:04,760 | Drop the anchor. | Drop the anchor. |
1214 | 01:28:04,870 | 01:28:06,430 | You cut the anchor, putz! | You cut the anchor, putz! |
1215 | 01:28:06,640 | 01:28:08,100 | Then grab the net. | Then grab the net. |
1216 | 01:28:08,310 | 01:28:11,650 | You cut the net, too, you dickhead! Here! Look! | You cut the net, too, you dickhead! Here! Look! |
1217 | 01:28:11,850 | 01:28:14,670 | Forget the net! Just give me a hand, will you? | Forget the net! Just give me a hand, will you? |
1218 | 01:28:14,880 | 01:28:18,420 | The only thing you ever caught in your life was a virus. | The only thing you ever caught in your life was a virus. |
1219 | 01:28:18,730 | 01:28:20,510 | Put your gloves on. | Put your gloves on. |
1220 | 01:28:20,720 | 01:28:24,360 | I'll show you how to do it. Here's the way you do it. | I'll show you how to do it. Here's the way you do it. |
1221 | 01:28:24,470 | 01:28:25,820 | Now, watch. | Now, watch. |
1222 | 01:28:27,700 | 01:28:28,850 | Grab him! | Grab him! |
1223 | 01:28:31,660 | 01:28:33,020 | Crime in Italy. | Crime in Italy. |
1224 | 01:28:36,150 | 01:28:37,920 | Holy moly! My God! | Holy moly! My God! |
1225 | 01:28:38,230 | 01:28:39,590 | Look at this thing. | Look at this thing. |
1226 | 01:28:39,800 | 01:28:41,460 | Holy moly! | Holy moly! |
1227 | 01:28:41,570 | 01:28:43,240 | Get his tail. | Get his tail. |
1228 | 01:28:43,440 | 01:28:44,590 | I got his tail! | I got his tail! |
1229 | 01:28:44,800 | 01:28:45,950 | Now! | Now! |
1230 | 01:29:01,690 | 01:29:05,030 | Is that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? | Is that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? |
1231 | 01:29:05,230 | 01:29:07,220 | If I die today... | If I die today... |
1232 | 01:29:07,630 | 01:29:09,610 | ...I die a happy man. | ...I die a happy man. |
1233 | 01:29:09,820 | 01:29:12,120 | If you die today, I'll take your motor. | If you die today, I'll take your motor. |
1234 | 01:29:23,270 | 01:29:24,840 | Let's let him go. | Let's let him go. |
1235 | 01:29:25,570 | 01:29:27,550 | Are you out of your mind? | Are you out of your mind? |
1236 | 01:29:27,750 | 01:29:30,780 | Dad tried to catch that fish for 20 years. | Dad tried to catch that fish for 20 years. |
1237 | 01:29:30,990 | 01:29:33,700 | Catfish Hunter deserves to be in the lake with Pop. | Catfish Hunter deserves to be in the lake with Pop. |
1238 | 01:29:36,930 | 01:29:40,060 | Gustafson, you are one sick bastard. | Gustafson, you are one sick bastard. |
1239 | 01:29:41,410 | 01:29:42,350 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
1240 | 01:29:47,880 | 01:29:49,860 | Good-bye, Catfish! | Good-bye, Catfish! |
1241 | 01:30:05,180 | 01:30:07,690 | The wedding! What time is it? | The wedding! What time is it? |
1242 | 01:30:13,000 | 01:30:15,090 | We got another wedding at 3:00. | We got another wedding at 3:00. |
1243 | 01:30:15,300 | 01:30:17,700 | We'll make it by then. 3:00! | We'll make it by then. 3:00! |
1244 | 01:30:21,140 | 01:30:23,330 | Get me to the church on time. | Get me to the church on time. |
1245 | 01:30:23,530 | 01:30:24,580 | Don't sing that. | Don't sing that. |
1246 | 01:30:27,810 | 01:30:28,960 | Move it! | Move it! |
1247 | 01:30:31,250 | 01:30:32,400 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
1248 | 01:30:37,400 | 01:30:39,280 | Okay, just a little bit longer. | Okay, just a little bit longer. |
1249 | 01:30:39,490 | 01:30:41,670 | -Just a bit longer. -I'm done. | -Just a bit longer. -I'm done. |
1250 | 01:30:41,780 | 01:30:44,390 | I've played, now. How long have I played? | I've played, now. How long have I played? |
1251 | 01:30:44,590 | 01:30:46,890 | -See my hands? -Just keep playing. | -See my hands? -Just keep playing. |
1252 | 01:30:47,100 | 01:30:49,180 | I'll play one more time. | I'll play one more time. |
1253 | 01:30:55,020 | 01:30:56,480 | Wedding! | Wedding! |
1254 | 01:31:23,380 | 01:31:24,940 | -We're here! -Wait! | -We're here! -Wait! |
1255 | 01:31:25,150 | 01:31:25,880 | Wait! | Wait! |
1256 | 01:31:30,470 | 01:31:31,620 | Wait, we're here! | Wait, we're here! |
1257 | 01:31:31,820 | 01:31:32,970 | We're here! | We're here! |
1258 | 01:31:33,490 | 01:31:34,740 | Why the boots? | Why the boots? |
1259 | 01:31:35,060 | 01:31:36,200 | I'll explain later. | I'll explain later. |
1260 | 01:31:36,410 | 01:31:39,850 | Explain now. Where have you been? I've held this up for hours! | Explain now. Where have you been? I've held this up for hours! |
1261 | 01:31:58,720 | 01:31:59,870 | See what we missed? | See what we missed? |
1262 | 01:32:00,080 | 01:32:01,640 | Thank God we eloped. | Thank God we eloped. |
1263 | 01:32:29,790 | 01:32:31,150 | You got the ring? | You got the ring? |
1264 | 01:32:53,560 | 01:32:57,110 | My son-in-law has got the face of a mackerel. | My son-in-law has got the face of a mackerel. |
1265 | 01:33:00,550 | 01:33:01,900 | Ox. | Ox. |
1266 | 01:33:02,110 | 01:33:03,260 | Nag. | Nag. |
1267 | 01:33:03,990 | 01:33:05,760 | We are gathered here today... | We are gathered here today... |
1268 | 01:33:05,870 | 01:33:07,850 | ...to join Maxwell Goldman... | ...to join Maxwell Goldman... |
1269 | 01:33:08,060 | 01:33:10,560 | ...and Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti... | ...and Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti... |
1270 | 01:33:10,660 | 01:33:12,120 | ...in holy matrimony. | ...in holy matrimony. |
1271 | 01:33:29,320 | 01:33:30,890 | Be sure to watch Lucky for us. | Be sure to watch Lucky for us. |
1272 | 01:33:31,200 | 01:33:33,490 | I'll miss that ugly mug of his. | I'll miss that ugly mug of his. |
1273 | 01:33:33,700 | 01:33:36,310 | Don't worry, you'll see him before you know it. | Don't worry, you'll see him before you know it. |
1274 | 01:33:36,520 | 01:33:38,190 | I'll miss your ugly mug, too. | I'll miss your ugly mug, too. |
1275 | 01:33:38,400 | 01:33:40,270 | God bless you, sir. | God bless you, sir. |
1276 | 01:33:40,580 | 01:33:42,250 | Let go of my hand. I'm busy. | Let go of my hand. I'm busy. |
1277 | 01:34:13,110 | 01:34:14,570 | What's that smell? | What's that smell? |
1278 | 01:34:14,780 | 01:34:16,450 | What smell? | What smell? |
1279 | 01:34:28,860 | 01:34:30,630 | What a moron. | What a moron. |
1280 | 01:34:45,120 | 01:34:47,420 | What do you say we go back to my place... | What do you say we go back to my place... |
1281 | 01:34:47,620 | 01:34:52,110 | ...and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni? | ...and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni? |
1282 | 01:34:53,150 | 01:34:56,280 | What do you say we go back to my house... | What do you say we go back to my house... |
1283 | 01:34:56,590 | 01:35:00,660 | ...and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti? | ...and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti? |
1284 | 01:35:01,700 | 01:35:02,740 | Beautiful. | Beautiful. |
1285 | 01:35:02,950 | 01:35:04,410 | I'm the gangster of love. | I'm the gangster of love. |
1286 | 01:35:04,620 | 01:35:08,160 | I am the Lothario of farts. | I am the Lothario of farts. |
1287 | 01:35:08,680 | 01:35:10,250 | I don't know where I am. | I don't know where I am. |
1288 | 01:35:10,350 | 01:35:12,230 | Get in the car, Max. | Get in the car, Max. |
1289 | 01:35:12,750 | 01:35:15,980 | I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move. | I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move. |
1290 | 01:35:18,170 | 01:35:19,840 | What the hell is her name? | What the hell is her name? |
1291 | 01:35:20,050 | 01:35:21,090 | Ariel? | Ariel? |
1292 | 01:35:21,400 | 01:35:22,860 | What's her name again? | What's her name again? |
1293 | 01:35:23,070 | 01:35:24,320 | Maria. | Maria. |
1294 | 01:35:24,840 | 01:35:26,100 | She left me. | She left me. |
1295 | 01:35:26,410 | 01:35:27,350 | You're surprised? | You're surprised? |
1296 | 01:35:27,450 | 01:35:29,430 | You don't even know her name. | You don't even know her name. |
1297 | 01:35:32,770 | 01:35:34,230 | Hey, dickhead! | Hey, dickhead! |
1298 | 01:35:34,440 | 01:35:35,270 | I'm stuck. | I'm stuck. |
1299 | 01:35:37,560 | 01:35:39,020 | I've been to Hawaii. | I've been to Hawaii. |
1300 | 01:35:39,230 | 01:35:40,480 | Which island? | Which island? |
1301 | 01:35:40,690 | 01:35:42,570 | l-kinda-like-to-poke-you. | l-kinda-like-to-poke-you. |
1302 | 01:35:43,190 | 01:35:44,450 | You-like-a-licky-dicky. | You-like-a-licky-dicky. |
1303 | 01:35:44,860 | 01:35:46,430 | I'm-a-kinda-kinky. | I'm-a-kinda-kinky. |
1304 | 01:35:46,840 | 01:35:47,990 | Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee? | Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee? |
1305 | 01:35:48,200 | 01:35:51,220 | Some stranger could catch our fish. | Some stranger could catch our fish. |
1306 | 01:35:51,740 | 01:35:54,040 | Some schmuck with his fish... | Some schmuck with his fish... |
1307 | 01:35:54,250 | 01:35:56,020 | ...and my fish and your fish | ...and my fish and your fish |
1308 | 01:35:56,120 | 01:35:57,690 | up on the ******* wall. | up on the ******* wall. |
1309 | 01:35:58,310 | 01:36:00,500 | I am so horrible! | I am so horrible! |
1310 | 01:36:03,000 | 01:36:04,980 | Get another actor. Please. | Get another actor. Please. |
1311 | 01:36:05,190 | 01:36:06,130 | She's nothing but... | She's nothing but... |
1312 | 01:36:06,340 | 01:36:08,010 | a pig-headed Italian with.... | a pig-headed Italian with.... |
1313 | 01:36:10,300 | 01:36:13,120 | Go one more from the top, and a little more out of breath. | Go one more from the top, and a little more out of breath. |
1314 | 01:36:13,220 | 01:36:15,620 | If I was more out of breath, I'd be dead. | If I was more out of breath, I'd be dead. |
1315 | 01:36:15,930 | 01:36:17,290 | You're still a putz. | You're still a putz. |
1316 | 01:36:17,500 | 01:36:18,430 | That's my line! | That's my line! |
1317 | 01:36:18,750 | 01:36:21,560 | You will never even know it's there. | You will never even know it's there. |
1318 | 01:36:24,590 | 01:36:25,940 | I love you. | I love you. |
1319 | 01:36:30,530 | 01:36:31,990 | He's a criminal! | He's a criminal! |
1320 | 01:36:35,530 | 01:36:37,410 | Should the veil be up? | Should the veil be up? |
1321 | 01:36:42,100 | 01:36:42,830 | Ox! | Ox! |
1322 | 01:36:43,040 | 01:36:44,710 | Jesus Christ! | Jesus Christ! |
1323 | 01:36:44,920 | 01:36:47,840 | Why the **** don't you look where you're going? | Why the **** don't you look where you're going? |
1324 | 01:36:48,460 | 01:36:50,340 | Why don't you come to my place? | Why don't you come to my place? |
1325 | 01:36:50,550 | 01:36:53,670 | I'll show you my beefy bologna. | I'll show you my beefy bologna. |
1326 | 01:36:55,650 | 01:36:58,890 | How would you like my bony macaroni? | How would you like my bony macaroni? |
1327 | 01:36:59,410 | 01:37:01,600 | Or my fatty Alfredo? | Or my fatty Alfredo? |
1328 | 01:37:01,910 | 01:37:03,790 | Or my hard salami? | Or my hard salami? |
1329 | 01:37:04,000 | 01:37:05,660 | I got them all. | I got them all. |