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1 00:01:03,188 00:01:06,395 - Yo, Tommy! - Hey, taxi! - Yo, Tommy! - Hey, taxi!
2 00:01:15,234 00:01:18,599 Cigars. Cigarettes. Cigars. Cigarettes.
3 00:01:22,177 00:01:23,649 Great idea. Great idea.
4 00:01:27,227 00:01:32,066 Hello, New York. I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here. Hello, New York. I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here.
5 00:01:36,275 00:01:38,379 Thank you all for coming to see us tonight. Thank you all for coming to see us tonight.
6 00:01:38,485 00:01:41,745 It's Saturday night at the Copa. It's Saturday night at the Copa.
7 00:01:42,377 00:01:45,111 We think you're gonna have a great time tonight. We think you're gonna have a great time tonight.
8 00:01:45,218 00:01:47,636 We're gonna do our best to make sure of that. We're gonna do our best to make sure of that.
9 00:01:48,269 00:01:53,686 As always, a very special thanks to Mr. Jules Podell for having us out. As always, a very special thanks to Mr. Jules Podell for having us out.
10 00:01:54,318 00:01:55,843 Let's get started. Let's get started.
11 00:02:35,455 00:02:36,874 Hello, sweetheart. Hello, sweetheart.
12 00:02:37,507 00:02:41,135 Here's my coat. And you see this here hat? Here's my coat. And you see this here hat?
13 00:02:41,241 00:02:44,080 I want you to guard it with your life. I want you to guard it with your life.
14 00:02:44,765 00:02:46,554 It was a gift from my mother. It was a gift from my mother.
15 00:02:46,660 00:02:48,973 Yes, Mr. Loscudo. Yes, Mr. Loscudo.
16 00:02:49,868 00:02:53,707 - Here, that's for you. - Thank you, sir. - Here, that's for you. - Thank you, sir.
17 00:02:54,971 00:02:57,337 - Gio! - Hey, Carmine. - Gio! - Hey, Carmine.
18 00:02:57,443 00:02:59,546 - How are you, pally? - Good to see you. - How are you, pally? - Good to see you.
19 00:03:00,968 00:03:02,755 Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary. Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary.
20 00:03:03,177 00:03:05,227 Come on, let's go. Andiamo. Come on, let's go. Andiamo.
21 00:03:05,333 00:03:09,699 I saw this kid Bobby Rydell two and a half years ago in South Philly. I saw this kid Bobby Rydell two and a half years ago in South Philly.
22 00:03:09,806 00:03:11,698 Nobody knew who he was. Nobody knew who he was.
23 00:03:11,805 00:03:13,224 They know him now. They know him now.
24 00:03:14,224 00:03:16,958 Hey, give me Loscudo's hat. Hey, give me Loscudo's hat.
25 00:03:17,485 00:03:19,799 - But he said to guard it. - I know. I heard. - But he said to guard it. - I know. I heard.
26 00:03:21,062 00:03:22,271 Give it to me, all right? Give it to me, all right?
27 00:03:22,957 00:03:24,112 Come on. Come on.
28 00:03:32,793 00:03:35,001 Hey, be respectful and watch your mouth. Hey, be respectful and watch your mouth.
29 00:03:35,107 00:03:37,579 Shut up. She works here, all right, tough guy? Shut up. She works here, all right, tough guy?
30 00:03:37,685 00:03:39,210 Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah, what are you gonna do?
31 00:03:43,577 00:03:45,206 Tony Lip! Tony Lip!
32 00:04:14,877 00:04:16,769 You put your hands on me, you punk? You put your hands on me, you punk?
33 00:04:16,876 00:04:19,662 Do yourself a favor, go home with your friends. Do yourself a favor, go home with your friends.
34 00:04:19,769 00:04:22,819 You don't tell me where to go. You know who I am? You don't tell me where to go. You know who I am?
35 00:04:22,925 00:04:24,607 I'm going back in there. I'm going back in there.
36 00:04:58,907 00:05:02,114 You tell Juley Podell if I don't get my hat, You tell Juley Podell if I don't get my hat,
37 00:05:02,220 00:05:04,375 I'm gonna burn this joint down! You hear me? I'm gonna burn this joint down! You hear me?
38 00:05:04,482 00:05:06,900 Joe, it's gonna turn up. I swear to God it's gonna turn up. Joe, it's gonna turn up. I swear to God it's gonna turn up.
39 00:05:07,007 00:05:08,111 - Really? - It'll turn up. - Really? - It'll turn up.
40 00:05:08,217 00:05:10,057 You tell that fat Jew bastard, You tell that fat Jew bastard,
41 00:05:10,163 00:05:13,003 I don't get my hat, I'll burn the Copa down. I don't get my hat, I'll burn the Copa down.
42 00:05:19,527 00:05:22,893 I'm gonna have to go back to driving garbage trucks. I'm gonna have to go back to driving garbage trucks.
43 00:05:23,893 00:05:25,944 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
44 00:05:26,839 00:05:29,099 Loscudo's out of his mind. Loscudo's out of his mind.
45 00:05:32,047 00:05:33,834 We earned our money tonight. We earned our money tonight.
46 00:05:34,782 00:05:36,570 Lip, I thought you were gonna kill that guy. Lip, I thought you were gonna kill that guy.
47 00:05:36,676 00:05:39,305 - Yeah. - Better him than me. - Yeah. - Better him than me.
48 00:05:42,147 00:05:44,355 So, what are you gonna do while we're closed? So, what are you gonna do while we're closed?
49 00:05:45,198 00:05:49,195 I don't know. Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint. I don't know. Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint.
50 00:05:51,089 00:05:52,614 You? You?
51 00:05:52,720 00:05:54,298 I'm gonna drink for two months. I'm gonna drink for two months.
52 00:06:02,504 00:06:04,081 Take me home, Lip. Take me home, Lip.
53 00:06:04,188 00:06:06,554 - Hey, good luck. - You, too. - Hey, good luck. - You, too.
54 00:06:06,660 00:06:07,974 See you, Carmine. See you, Carmine.
55 00:06:08,080 00:06:10,025 No, you shouldn't... That should not happen. No, you shouldn't... That should not happen.
56 00:06:10,132 00:06:11,498 No, I don't want to be a... No, I don't want to be a...
57 00:06:14,025 00:06:15,286 My hat. My hat.
58 00:06:17,129 00:06:20,862 Heard it was missing, so I looked into it. Heard it was missing, so I looked into it.
59 00:06:22,021 00:06:23,808 I wanted to kill that broad. I wanted to kill that broad.
60 00:06:23,914 00:06:26,122 No, no. It wasn't her fault. No, no. It wasn't her fault.
61 00:06:26,230 00:06:29,173 Who had the balls to clip Gio's hat? Who had the balls to clip Gio's hat?
62 00:06:29,806 00:06:31,804 Don't worry about it. I took care of it. Don't worry about it. I took care of it.
63 00:06:31,910 00:06:34,013 Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating. Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating.
64 00:06:35,540 00:06:39,273 Here. Take this. Put it in your kick. Here. Take this. Put it in your kick.
65 00:06:40,011 00:06:44,219 No. No, thanks. It was a pleasure, Mr. Loscudo, really. No. No, thanks. It was a pleasure, Mr. Loscudo, really.
66 00:06:44,325 00:06:46,375 Bullshit. Take it. Bullshit. Take it.
67 00:06:47,481 00:06:51,268 And from now on, you don't call me "Mr. Loscudo. " And from now on, you don't call me "Mr. Loscudo. "
68 00:06:51,374 00:06:52,424 You hear me? You hear me?
69 00:06:52,531 00:06:54,213 I'm your pal Gio. I'm your pal Gio.
70 00:08:41,053 00:08:42,368 Morning. Morning.
71 00:08:43,525 00:08:45,629 Good night. Good night.
72 00:08:47,155 00:08:49,574 One down, and the batter will be Roger Maris. One down, and the batter will be Roger Maris.
73 00:08:49,680 00:08:52,468 - We need to get back in this. - The pitch to Maris. Curveball. - We need to get back in this. - The pitch to Maris. Curveball.
74 00:08:52,574 00:08:55,044 Come on, Roger. Come on. Come on, Roger. Come on.
75 00:08:55,993 00:08:58,463 Come on, Roger, hit one out! Come on, Roger, hit one out!
76 00:08:58,571 00:08:59,937 - Let's do it! - Johnny, quiet. - Let's do it! - Johnny, quiet.
77 00:09:00,044 00:09:01,883 - You're gonna jinx it. - Come on, Roger. - You're gonna jinx it. - Come on, Roger.
78 00:09:01,990 00:09:04,987 Hey, Johnny. Think you could yell a little louder? Hey, Johnny. Think you could yell a little louder?
79 00:09:05,094 00:09:08,038 - Maris is up. - Yeah, so am I now. - Maris is up. - Yeah, so am I now.
80 00:09:09,933 00:09:11,773 What the hell are all you guys doing here? What the hell are all you guys doing here?
81 00:09:12,511 00:09:15,297 - All right. - We came over to keep Dolores company. - All right. - We came over to keep Dolores company.
82 00:09:20,033 00:09:21,610 - Come on. - Tony! - Come on. - Tony!
83 00:09:38,971 00:09:40,126 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
84 00:09:47,387 00:09:50,805 - Come on, Roger, please. - Let's do it, baby. - Come on, Roger, please. - Let's do it, baby.
85 00:09:51,385 00:09:53,487 - I'll walk you out. - Sure. - I'll walk you out. - Sure.
86 00:09:54,751 00:09:57,275 We need to get back in this ball game. We need to get back in this ball game.
87 00:09:57,382 00:09:58,906 - Come on. - Thank you so much. - Come on. - Thank you so much.
88 00:09:59,013 00:10:00,485 Any problems, give us a call. Any problems, give us a call.
89 00:10:00,591 00:10:02,851 Come on, come on, Roger. Come on, come on, Roger.
90 00:10:02,958 00:10:04,272 - The 1-2 pitch. - Come on, baby. - The 1-2 pitch. - Come on, baby.
91 00:10:04,378 00:10:06,218 The curve is hit deep into right field. The curve is hit deep into right field.
92 00:10:12,743 00:10:16,634 We did it! We got it! We did it! We got it!
93 00:10:16,740 00:10:18,212 - Yeah! - There it is! - Yeah! - There it is!
94 00:10:19,739 00:10:22,052 - All right. -3-1, baby. 3-1. - All right. -3-1, baby. 3-1.
95 00:10:22,158 00:10:25,367 - Coming back. - Roger, baby, way to go! - Coming back. - Roger, baby, way to go!
96 00:10:25,472 00:10:27,102 -3-1. - Way to go! -3-1. - Way to go!
97 00:10:28,839 00:10:31,258 Do it again. Let's do it again. Do it again. Let's do it again.
98 00:10:31,364 00:10:32,625 Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
99 00:10:33,152 00:10:36,518 No, Tony. Go get dressed. We're gonna eat. No, Tony. Go get dressed. We're gonna eat.
100 00:10:38,887 00:10:40,358 All right. All right.
101 00:10:40,465 00:10:43,251 No game seven, no game seven. No game seven, no game seven.
102 00:10:57,035 00:11:00,348 From thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. From thy bounty, through Christ our Lord.
103 00:11:00,454 00:11:02,873 - Amen. - Amen. - Amen. - Amen.
104 00:11:04,978 00:11:08,239 And if anyone hears of a job for Tony, let us know. And if anyone hears of a job for Tony, let us know.
105 00:11:08,344 00:11:10,606 - Dolor. - What? - Dolor. - What?
106 00:11:10,712 00:11:11,815 Please. Please.
107 00:11:12,396 00:11:14,709 What happened? Did you get fired? What happened? Did you get fired?
108 00:11:14,815 00:11:16,655 - No. - No. - No. - No.
109 00:11:16,762 00:11:18,443 The Copa's closing for repairs, The Copa's closing for repairs,
110 00:11:18,550 00:11:20,600 so he just needs something for a couple of months. so he just needs something for a couple of months.
111 00:11:31,648 00:11:34,804 All the people he knows, he'll find something in no time. All the people he knows, he'll find something in no time.
112 00:11:35,436 00:11:38,591 Well, he had a great job at the sanitation department. Well, he had a great job at the sanitation department.
113 00:11:39,539 00:11:41,485 You shouldn't have punched out the foreman. You shouldn't have punched out the foreman.
114 00:11:43,011 00:11:44,167 He shouldn't have woke me up. He shouldn't have woke me up.
115 00:11:46,588 00:11:48,007 That's Tony. That's Tony.
116 00:11:49,534 00:11:51,847 I can't believe they lost. I can't believe they lost.
117 00:11:51,954 00:11:53,846 - Don't worry, don't worry. - Relax. - Don't worry, don't worry. - Relax.
118 00:11:59,108 00:12:01,053 That never happened before. That never happened before.
119 00:12:01,159 00:12:03,210 They're gonna win the World Series. They're gonna win the World Series.
120 00:12:14,047 00:12:18,307 I'm telling you, this is gonna be the easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make. I'm telling you, this is gonna be the easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make.
121 00:12:18,414 00:12:19,886 Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
122 00:12:20,728 00:12:23,252 Hey, there they are. Hey, there they are.
123 00:12:23,358 00:12:24,514 Hi, Johnny. Hi, Johnny.
124 00:12:24,989 00:12:27,092 - Tony, how are you? - Hey, Paulie. How you doing? - Tony, how are you? - Hey, Paulie. How you doing?
125 00:12:27,198 00:12:30,406 I'm good, I'm good. So, Johnny here tells me I'm good, I'm good. So, Johnny here tells me
126 00:12:30,513 00:12:34,246 you ate 48 White Castle burgers all in one sitting. you ate 48 White Castle burgers all in one sitting.
127 00:12:34,826 00:12:36,613 Cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers.
128 00:12:36,719 00:12:38,349 You tell him, Frankie. You tell him, Frankie.
129 00:12:38,456 00:12:39,664 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
130 00:12:40,613 00:12:42,505 What do we care if you believe it? What do we care if you believe it?
131 00:12:43,611 00:12:46,976 Hey, Gorman. What's the record here for hot dogs? Hey, Gorman. What's the record here for hot dogs?
132 00:12:47,083 00:12:49,554 Eighteen. Fat Paulie. Eighteen. Fat Paulie.
133 00:12:50,239 00:12:51,816 Why wasn't Lip in on that contest? Why wasn't Lip in on that contest?
134 00:12:51,922 00:12:54,341 What contest? I was hungry. What contest? I was hungry.
135 00:12:55,395 00:12:57,865 Well, the bet's simple. Well, the bet's simple.
136 00:12:57,971 00:13:01,074 Half a C-note. Most hot dogs in an hour wins. Half a C-note. Most hot dogs in an hour wins.
137 00:13:01,181 00:13:03,073 With toppings. With toppings.
138 00:13:05,389 00:13:08,018 - What the hell you weigh? -260. - What the hell you weigh? -260.
139 00:13:08,124 00:13:10,754 Hey, 2... Your left ass weighs 260. Hey, 2... Your left ass weighs 260.
140 00:13:10,860 00:13:14,067 May my mother-in-law drop dead on the spot if I'm lying. May my mother-in-law drop dead on the spot if I'm lying.
141 00:13:18,435 00:13:20,433 - All right. You're on. - Good. - All right. You're on. - Good.
142 00:13:23,485 00:13:28,638 Pick it up, Lip! The baby elephant just hit 19! Pick it up, Lip! The baby elephant just hit 19!
143 00:13:28,745 00:13:31,163 Let's go, Lip! Let's go! Let's go, Lip! Let's go!
144 00:13:31,270 00:13:33,899 Come on, let's go, Lip! Let's get this going! Come on, let's go, Lip! Let's get this going!
145 00:13:34,006 00:13:36,477 You're embarrassing! You're embarrassing!
146 00:13:37,845 00:13:39,159 You're embarrassing your son! You're embarrassing your son!
147 00:13:39,267 00:13:41,684 He is killing you! He is killing you!
148 00:13:51,575 00:13:53,573 Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework? Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework?
149 00:13:53,680 00:13:55,361 - Yep. - Good. - Yep. - Good.
150 00:13:58,045 00:13:59,202 Where you been? Where you been?
151 00:14:00,466 00:14:01,569 Gorman's. Gorman's.
152 00:14:02,201 00:14:03,462 I'm making dinner. I'm making dinner.
153 00:14:07,357 00:14:11,143 Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks he could eat more hot dogs than me. Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks he could eat more hot dogs than me.
154 00:14:11,670 00:14:15,141 He knocked off 24. Guy's an animal. He knocked off 24. Guy's an animal.
155 00:14:15,247 00:14:18,929 Are you crazy? You lost $50? Are you crazy? You lost $50?
156 00:14:19,035 00:14:21,454 Dolores, please. Dolores, please.
157 00:14:24,085 00:14:25,872 I ate 26. I ate 26.
158 00:14:32,554 00:14:34,183 You are so lucky. You are so lucky.
159 00:14:34,974 00:14:37,024 You know that? You know that?
160 00:14:37,131 00:14:38,918 Rent is due on Monday. Rent is due on Monday.
161 00:14:45,811 00:14:47,230 You gonna get that? You gonna get that?
162 00:14:50,440 00:14:53,016 - Yeah? - Hey, Lip. - Yeah? - Hey, Lip.
163 00:14:53,122 00:14:57,592 Some guy called over here, a doctor. He's looking for a driver. Some guy called over here, a doctor. He's looking for a driver.
164 00:14:58,119 00:15:00,170 - You interested? - Yeah. - You interested? - Yeah.
165 00:15:00,276 00:15:03,432 They're interviewing guys tomorrow afternoon. They're interviewing guys tomorrow afternoon.
166 00:15:04,169 00:15:10,428 The address is, 881 Seventh Avenue. The address is, 881 Seventh Avenue.
167 00:15:10,534 00:15:11,743 2:15. 2:15.
168 00:15:37,414 00:15:39,938 Hey. Excuse me. Hey. Excuse me.
169 00:15:40,045 00:15:41,307 We're not open right now, We're not open right now,
170 00:15:41,412 00:15:44,357 but you're welcome to purchase tickets to tonight's performance. but you're welcome to purchase tickets to tonight's performance.
171 00:15:44,463 00:15:48,986 Nah, that's all right. I think I got the wrong address. Nah, that's all right. I think I got the wrong address.
172 00:15:49,093 00:15:52,354 But, is there a doctor's office in here? But, is there a doctor's office in here?
173 00:15:52,460 00:15:54,457 A doctor's office? A doctor's office?
174 00:15:54,932 00:15:56,404 Dr. Shirley? Dr. Shirley?
175 00:15:57,299 00:15:58,507 You have the correct address. You have the correct address.
176 00:15:58,614 00:16:01,085 Dr. Shirley lives upstairs, above the hall. Dr. Shirley lives upstairs, above the hall.
177 00:16:09,240 00:16:10,449 How you doing? How you doing?
178 00:16:24,969 00:16:26,651 I'm here for the driver job. I'm here for the driver job.
179 00:16:28,231 00:16:29,281 Tony Lip. Tony Lip.
180 00:16:31,912 00:16:33,648 No "Tony Lip. " No "Tony Lip. "
181 00:16:35,174 00:16:36,856 No, I should be on there. No, I should be on there.
182 00:16:40,803 00:16:41,801 No. No.
183 00:16:41,908 00:16:45,852 I have a Tony Val... Valle-la-la... I have a Tony Val... Valle-la-la...
184 00:16:45,958 00:16:48,430 Vallelonga. Yeah. That's me. Vallelonga. Yeah. That's me.
185 00:16:51,534 00:16:53,795 - Fill it out while you wait. - What? - Fill it out while you wait. - What?
186 00:16:55,059 00:16:57,161 Fill it out while you wait. Fill it out while you wait.
187 00:16:57,268 00:16:58,950 Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
188 00:17:28,252 00:17:29,355 Have a seat. Have a seat.
189 00:18:04,758 00:18:08,440 Mr. Vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting. Mr. Vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting.
190 00:18:08,810 00:18:09,966 Oh. Oh.
191 00:18:12,650 00:18:14,174 I'm Dr. Donald Shirley. I'm Dr. Donald Shirley.
192 00:18:15,175 00:18:16,330 Tony. Tony.
193 00:18:16,806 00:18:18,751 Yes. Please sit down. Yes. Please sit down.
194 00:18:24,117 00:18:26,273 Some place you got here. Some place you got here.
195 00:18:27,589 00:18:29,219 Are them horns real? Are them horns real?
196 00:18:30,114 00:18:31,954 Elephant tusks, yes. Elephant tusks, yes.
197 00:18:34,323 00:18:35,531 What about that? What about that?
198 00:18:36,163 00:18:37,741 Is that a molar? Is that a molar?
199 00:18:40,267 00:18:44,263 - A what? - A molar, like a shark tooth. - A what? - A molar, like a shark tooth.
200 00:18:45,001 00:18:47,262 Or a tiger's maybe. Or a tiger's maybe.
201 00:18:48,052 00:18:49,524 It was a gift. It was a gift.
202 00:18:50,683 00:18:54,048 I thought,... I thought I was going to an office. I thought,... I thought I was going to an office.
203 00:18:54,732 00:18:57,624 They said a doctor needed a driver. They said a doctor needed a driver.
204 00:18:58,362 00:18:59,940 That's all they told you? That's all they told you?
205 00:19:00,361 00:19:01,729 Yeah. Yeah.
206 00:19:01,834 00:19:04,358 Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that. Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that.
207 00:19:07,095 00:19:09,461 Have you ever driven professionally before? Have you ever driven professionally before?
208 00:19:10,936 00:19:12,932 Yeah. Sanitation. Yeah. Sanitation.
209 00:19:13,723 00:19:15,248 Garbage trucks. Garbage trucks.
210 00:19:16,248 00:19:18,772 Plus, I drive my boss home at night. Plus, I drive my boss home at night.
211 00:19:18,879 00:19:23,559 But I can drive anything. Limos. Tow trucks. But I can drive anything. Limos. Tow trucks.
212 00:19:24,138 00:19:25,874 Snowplows. Whatever. Snowplows. Whatever.
213 00:19:25,980 00:19:29,819 I see. What other experience do you have? I see. What other experience do you have?
214 00:19:29,925 00:19:31,607 I worked a lot of joints. I worked a lot of joints.
215 00:19:31,713 00:19:34,553 Wagon Wheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa. Wagon Wheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa.
216 00:19:34,659 00:19:37,815 - In what capacity? - What do you mean? - In what capacity? - What do you mean?
217 00:19:39,079 00:19:40,707 What did you do there? What did you do there?
218 00:19:44,549 00:19:46,284 Public relations. Public relations.
219 00:19:48,074 00:19:51,650 Well, first of all, Tony, I'm not a medical doctor. Well, first of all, Tony, I'm not a medical doctor.
220 00:19:51,756 00:19:52,912 I'm a musician. I'm a musician.
221 00:19:53,808 00:19:56,068 You mean, like, songs? You mean, like, songs?
222 00:19:56,175 00:19:59,750 Yes. And I'm about to embark on a concert tour, Yes. And I'm about to embark on a concert tour,
223 00:19:59,856 00:20:02,118 the majority of which will be down south. the majority of which will be down south.
224 00:20:02,224 00:20:05,116 - Atlantic City. - No. - Atlantic City. - No.
225 00:20:06,011 00:20:07,325 The Deep South. The Deep South.
226 00:20:07,431 00:20:11,639 First, we're starting in the Midwest, and then we're taking a hard left. First, we're starting in the Midwest, and then we're taking a hard left.
227 00:20:12,166 00:20:16,268 Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee, and on down through the Delta. Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee, and on down through the Delta.
228 00:20:16,848 00:20:20,161 Do you foresee any issues in working for a black man? Do you foresee any issues in working for a black man?
229 00:20:21,583 00:20:22,686 No. No.
230 00:20:24,108 00:20:27,788 No, no, no. It was just the other day, No, no, no. It was just the other day,
231 00:20:27,895 00:20:31,102 me and the wife had a couple of colored guys over at the house. me and the wife had a couple of colored guys over at the house.
232 00:20:32,945 00:20:34,732 For... For drinks. For... For drinks.
233 00:20:35,681 00:20:38,730 I see. You're married. I see. You're married.
234 00:20:38,836 00:20:41,728 Yeah. Two kids. Yeah. Two kids.
235 00:20:44,360 00:20:47,515 I'm not sure this is the proper job for a married man. I'm not sure this is the proper job for a married man.
236 00:20:47,621 00:20:49,725 Why? Are we bringing broads? Why? Are we bringing broads?
237 00:20:51,146 00:20:55,037 My point is we'll be gone for eight straight weeks. My point is we'll be gone for eight straight weeks.
238 00:20:55,144 00:20:57,300 No breaks, right up until Christmas. No breaks, right up until Christmas.
239 00:20:58,457 00:21:00,929 You're quite sure you can leave your family for that long? You're quite sure you can leave your family for that long?
240 00:21:01,877 00:21:03,559 Depends what you're paying. Depends what you're paying.
241 00:21:03,666 00:21:06,242 A hundred dollars a week plus room and board. A hundred dollars a week plus room and board.
242 00:21:07,454 00:21:09,346 But let me be crystal clear. But let me be crystal clear.
243 00:21:10,346 00:21:12,869 I'm not just hiring a chauffeur. I'm not just hiring a chauffeur.
244 00:21:13,976 00:21:16,710 I need someone who can handle my itinerary, I need someone who can handle my itinerary,
245 00:21:16,817 00:21:18,394 be a personal assistant. be a personal assistant.
246 00:21:18,500 00:21:19,867 I need a valet. I need a valet.
247 00:21:20,762 00:21:25,074 I need someone who can launder my clothes and shine my shoes. I need someone who can launder my clothes and shine my shoes.
248 00:21:28,021 00:21:29,388 Good luck, Doc. Good luck, Doc.
249 00:21:33,860 00:21:35,017 Tony. Tony.
250 00:21:41,961 00:21:45,432 I had my record label ask around town to find me the right man. I had my record label ask around town to find me the right man.
251 00:21:46,485 00:21:48,904 Your name came up more than once. Your name came up more than once.
252 00:21:50,956 00:21:53,586 You've impressed several people with your... You've impressed several people with your...
253 00:21:55,218 00:21:57,425 innate ability to handle trouble. innate ability to handle trouble.
254 00:21:59,216 00:22:02,896 And that is why I called and inquired about your availability. And that is why I called and inquired about your availability.
255 00:22:08,054 00:22:12,207 Okay, here's the deal. I got no problem being on the road with you. Okay, here's the deal. I got no problem being on the road with you.
256 00:22:12,314 00:22:13,628 But I ain't no butler. But I ain't no butler.
257 00:22:14,366 00:22:17,784 I ain't ironing no shirts, and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes. I ain't ironing no shirts, and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes.
258 00:22:17,890 00:22:20,624 You need somebody to get you from point A to point B? You need somebody to get you from point A to point B?
259 00:22:20,730 00:22:23,254 You need someone to make sure there's no problems along the way? You need someone to make sure there's no problems along the way?
260 00:22:23,361 00:22:28,672 And believe me, you in the Deep South... there's gonna be problems. And believe me, you in the Deep South... there's gonna be problems.
261 00:22:29,831 00:22:33,196 So, if you want me, it's a buck and a quarter a week. So, if you want me, it's a buck and a quarter a week.
262 00:22:33,304 00:22:35,985 Or go hire that little chink just pranced out of here, Or go hire that little chink just pranced out of here,
263 00:22:36,091 00:22:37,457 see how far you get. see how far you get.
264 00:22:41,562 00:22:43,402 Well, Mr. Vallelonga... Well, Mr. Vallelonga...
265 00:22:45,560 00:22:47,452 thank you for stopping by. thank you for stopping by.
266 00:23:04,130 00:23:05,285 Hey, Bobby. Hey, Bobby.
267 00:23:06,496 00:23:07,916 Give me a Rheingold. Give me a Rheingold.
268 00:23:08,705 00:23:09,915 Ice cold. Ice cold.
269 00:23:22,120 00:23:23,381 Mr. Tony. Mr. Tony.
270 00:23:25,697 00:23:27,326 Augie asking about you. Augie asking about you.
271 00:23:29,800 00:23:33,060 - Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here. - Shut up! - Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here. - Shut up!
272 00:23:33,167 00:23:34,533 I'm talking. I'm talking.
273 00:23:39,427 00:23:40,530 When? When?
274 00:23:40,636 00:23:43,160 Now. He in his box. Now. He in his box.
275 00:24:17,091 00:24:18,194 Tony Lip. Tony Lip.
276 00:24:20,142 00:24:22,087 What the hell happened at the Copa? What the hell happened at the Copa?
277 00:24:22,930 00:24:25,348 I hear you almost split a guy's face open. I hear you almost split a guy's face open.
278 00:24:27,033 00:24:29,819 That guy you hit, Mikey Cerrone, That guy you hit, Mikey Cerrone,
279 00:24:30,557 00:24:32,397 part of Charlie the Hand's crew. part of Charlie the Hand's crew.
280 00:24:34,240 00:24:36,185 Guess he should have known better. Guess he should have known better.
281 00:24:42,814 00:24:46,917 Hand asked me to look into it. I spoke to Podell. Hand asked me to look into it. I spoke to Podell.
282 00:24:47,706 00:24:51,650 Whole thing was, over a piece of ass, right? Whole thing was, over a piece of ass, right?
283 00:24:53,124 00:24:54,281 Yeah. Yeah.
284 00:24:55,334 00:24:59,225 Beef like that should never happen inside the club. Beef like that should never happen inside the club.
285 00:25:00,279 00:25:01,856 They were out of line. They were out of line.
286 00:25:03,541 00:25:05,380 So we squashed it. So we squashed it.
287 00:25:07,906 00:25:11,430 You, looking to earn a little extra scharole? You, looking to earn a little extra scharole?
288 00:25:11,904 00:25:14,481 I can keep you busy while the Copa is down. I can keep you busy while the Copa is down.
289 00:25:15,955 00:25:17,006 What do I gotta do? What do I gotta do?
290 00:25:19,532 00:25:20,740 Things. Things.
291 00:25:25,370 00:25:30,472 Appreciate it, but, I want to spend some time with the family. Appreciate it, but, I want to spend some time with the family.
292 00:25:31,105 00:25:32,367 Don't be stupid. Don't be stupid.
293 00:25:33,156 00:25:34,943 You make yourself a few extra bucks, You make yourself a few extra bucks,
294 00:25:35,050 00:25:39,205 you buy something nice for that pretty little wife of yours. you buy something nice for that pretty little wife of yours.
295 00:25:45,255 00:25:49,252 Nah, I'm good. I'm flush right now. Nah, I'm good. I'm flush right now.
296 00:26:07,192 00:26:08,453 Here's 50. Here's 50.
297 00:26:09,506 00:26:12,450 Here. Pay me 60 by New Year's, you get it back. Here. Pay me 60 by New Year's, you get it back.
298 00:26:16,607 00:26:17,764 Hey, Lip. Hey, Lip.
299 00:26:19,817 00:26:21,183 Everything okay? Everything okay?
300 00:26:22,815 00:26:24,917 What, you got beak trouble, Charlie? What, you got beak trouble, Charlie?
301 00:26:26,339 00:26:27,706 Mind your business. Mind your business.
302 00:26:33,178 00:26:37,491 So, come on. I'm dying to hear. What happened with the doctor interview? So, come on. I'm dying to hear. What happened with the doctor interview?
303 00:26:38,228 00:26:41,962 He ain't a real doctor. He's a piano player. He ain't a real doctor. He's a piano player.
304 00:26:43,015 00:26:46,537 Well, I don't understand. Why did they say that he was a doctor? Well, I don't understand. Why did they say that he was a doctor?
305 00:26:47,486 00:26:52,115 I don't know. I think he's, like, a doctor of piano playing or something. I don't know. I think he's, like, a doctor of piano playing or something.
306 00:26:52,221 00:26:53,639 You can be that? You can be that?
307 00:26:54,430 00:26:55,586 I guess. I guess.
308 00:26:56,376 00:26:58,427 He lives on top of Carnegie Hall. He lives on top of Carnegie Hall.
309 00:26:59,006 00:27:01,057 You should've seen this place, Dee. You should've seen this place, Dee.
310 00:27:01,163 00:27:04,581 It was filled with statues and all kinds of fancy crap. It was filled with statues and all kinds of fancy crap.
311 00:27:04,688 00:27:06,896 And he was sitting on top of a friggin' throne And he was sitting on top of a friggin' throne
312 00:27:07,002 00:27:10,946 all dressed up like,... like the king of the jungle bunnies. all dressed up like,... like the king of the jungle bunnies.
313 00:27:12,052 00:27:13,314 He's colored? He's colored?
314 00:27:17,628 00:27:19,837 Well, you wouldn't last a week with him. Well, you wouldn't last a week with him.
315 00:27:20,521 00:27:22,046 For the right money, I would. For the right money, I would.
316 00:27:36,250 00:27:37,354 Yeah. Yeah.
317 00:27:39,038 00:27:40,194 Oh. Oh.
318 00:27:41,353 00:27:43,509 Look... Look...
319 00:27:44,509 00:27:45,770 Really? Really?
320 00:27:46,666 00:27:48,400 - Okay. - Everything okay? - Okay. - Everything okay?
321 00:27:48,507 00:27:50,084 Okay, hang on a sec. Okay, hang on a sec.
322 00:27:51,085 00:27:55,240 It's, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy. It's, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy.
323 00:27:55,346 00:27:56,922 He wants to talk to you. He wants to talk to you.
324 00:27:57,871 00:27:59,553 - Me? - Yeah. - Me? - Yeah.
325 00:27:59,659 00:28:01,131 What? No. What? No.
326 00:28:02,395 00:28:05,234 - Come on. Take it. - No. Tony... - Come on. Take it. - No. Tony...
327 00:28:05,341 00:28:07,128 Just... Just talk. Just... Just talk.
328 00:28:11,653 00:28:12,704 Hello? Hello?
329 00:28:16,176 00:28:19,489 Good morning, Doctor. It's nice to talk to you. Good morning, Doctor. It's nice to talk to you.
330 00:28:26,276 00:28:29,327 Well, yes, that is a long time. Well, yes, that is a long time.
331 00:28:33,325 00:28:34,482 It is. It is.
332 00:28:37,955 00:28:40,058 Yes. I'm sure. Yes. I'm sure.
333 00:28:41,111 00:28:42,372 Thank you. Thank you.
334 00:28:42,479 00:28:44,529 Thank you for calling. Thank you for calling.
335 00:28:45,424 00:28:46,738 Bye now. Bye now.
336 00:28:51,632 00:28:52,787 What'd he say? What'd he say?
337 00:28:54,683 00:28:56,785 He wanted to know if I'd be okay He wanted to know if I'd be okay
338 00:28:56,893 00:29:01,678 with him taking my husband away from his family for two months. with him taking my husband away from his family for two months.
339 00:29:03,889 00:29:06,307 He said he'd pay you what you asked for. He said he'd pay you what you asked for.
340 00:29:13,936 00:29:15,461 Hey. Hey.
341 00:29:18,460 00:29:19,774 It's good money. It's good money.
342 00:29:20,985 00:29:22,246 We need it. We need it.
343 00:29:26,245 00:29:30,558 Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day. Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day.
344 00:29:33,084 00:29:34,134 I know. I know.
345 00:29:36,241 00:29:39,184 I told him it was okay for you to go. I told him it was okay for you to go.
346 00:29:42,869 00:29:45,761 All right. Hey, look. So here's the first half of your pay. All right. Hey, look. So here's the first half of your pay.
347 00:29:45,866 00:29:47,969 You're gonna get the rest when the tour's over. You're gonna get the rest when the tour's over.
348 00:29:48,549 00:29:50,232 No, I gotta get paid every week. No, I gotta get paid every week.
349 00:29:50,338 00:29:52,388 Sorry. That's not how the record company does it. Sorry. That's not how the record company does it.
350 00:29:52,863 00:29:55,755 We got to have some guarantee you're gonna finish the job. We got to have some guarantee you're gonna finish the job.
351 00:29:56,388 00:29:59,227 Why wouldn't I finish the job? I took it, didn't I? Why wouldn't I finish the job? I took it, didn't I?
352 00:29:59,333 00:30:02,384 Well, then we got nothing to worry about. Well, then we got nothing to worry about.
353 00:30:04,331 00:30:07,907 Here's the deal, Mr. Vallelonga, okay? Here's the deal, Mr. Vallelonga, okay?
354 00:30:08,013 00:30:10,694 It's your job to get Don to all his tour dates on time. It's your job to get Don to all his tour dates on time.
355 00:30:10,801 00:30:13,956 Now, if he misses any shows, you're not getting your back end. Now, if he misses any shows, you're not getting your back end.
356 00:30:14,063 00:30:16,323 - He's not gonna miss any show. - Good. - He's not gonna miss any show. - Good.
357 00:30:17,324 00:30:18,848 Oh, you're gonna need this. Oh, you're gonna need this.
358 00:30:20,795 00:30:22,531 Now, this is the book I was telling you about. Now, this is the book I was telling you about.
359 00:30:22,637 00:30:26,161 Sometimes you guys are staying in the same hotel, sometimes you're not. Sometimes you guys are staying in the same hotel, sometimes you're not.
360 00:30:27,793 00:30:30,210 - Oh, yeah, the... - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, the... - Yeah, yeah.
361 00:30:30,738 00:30:32,841 All right, don't let me down. Let's go. All right, don't let me down. Let's go.
362 00:30:44,467 00:30:46,571 Marone. Is this the new one? Marone. Is this the new one?
363 00:30:46,677 00:30:48,728 Yeah, the record company rented it. Yeah, the record company rented it.
364 00:30:49,255 00:30:51,147 - It's nice? - Beautiful. - It's nice? - Beautiful.
365 00:30:51,832 00:30:55,671 So, what'd my sister have to say about you being gone for three weeks? So, what'd my sister have to say about you being gone for three weeks?
366 00:30:55,778 00:30:57,249 Eight weeks. Eight weeks.
367 00:30:58,408 00:31:02,931 10-to-1, you slap this moolie out, you come home in under a month. 10-to-1, you slap this moolie out, you come home in under a month.
368 00:31:04,825 00:31:07,191 - Come here. - All right, boys, huddle up. - Come here. - All right, boys, huddle up.
369 00:31:07,298 00:31:09,874 - Say good-bye to your father. - Frankie, Nicky. Come here. - Say good-bye to your father. - Frankie, Nicky. Come here.
370 00:31:10,928 00:31:13,767 All right. You gonna be good boys? All right. You gonna be good boys?
371 00:31:13,873 00:31:15,871 You'll listen to your mother? You'll listen to your mother?
372 00:31:15,978 00:31:17,659 Yeah? All right, give me a kiss. Yeah? All right, give me a kiss.
373 00:31:18,608 00:31:19,922 I'm counting on youse. I'm counting on youse.
374 00:31:22,395 00:31:24,446 - Don't go too far. - We won't. - Don't go too far. - We won't.
375 00:31:29,444 00:31:32,179 - Did you go to the AAA for the maps? - Yes. - Did you go to the AAA for the maps? - Yes.
376 00:31:32,285 00:31:36,492 No. I mean, the record companies gave me the maps and the itinerary No. I mean, the record companies gave me the maps and the itinerary
377 00:31:36,598 00:31:37,649 and this thing. and this thing.
378 00:31:40,492 00:31:42,962 The Negro Motorist's Green Book. The Negro Motorist's Green Book.
379 00:31:43,068 00:31:45,856 Yeah, it lists all the places coloreds can stay down south. Yeah, it lists all the places coloreds can stay down south.
380 00:31:45,962 00:31:49,485 Like, you know, traveling while black. Like, you know, traveling while black.
381 00:31:49,591 00:31:51,642 "Traveling while black"? "Traveling while black"?
382 00:31:51,748 00:31:55,219 Yeah, if you're black and you gotta travel for some reason. Yeah, if you're black and you gotta travel for some reason.
383 00:31:55,325 00:31:58,481 - Got a special book for that? - I guess. - Got a special book for that? - I guess.
384 00:31:59,481 00:32:02,583 - Did you pack the iron? - I ain't lugging no iron, Dee. - Did you pack the iron? - I ain't lugging no iron, Dee.
385 00:32:02,691 00:32:06,424 - How are you gonna press your pants? - I'll put 'em under the mattress. - How are you gonna press your pants? - I'll put 'em under the mattress.
386 00:32:07,950 00:32:12,000 I want you to write me a letter every chance you get. I want you to write me a letter every chance you get.
387 00:32:12,106 00:32:15,314 - I can't write letters. - Yes, you can. - I can't write letters. - Yes, you can.
388 00:32:15,420 00:32:17,312 - I can't write. - Take you five minutes. - I can't write. - Take you five minutes.
389 00:32:17,419 00:32:19,259 - Promise me. - It's embarrassing. - Promise me. - It's embarrassing.
390 00:32:19,365 00:32:20,890 It ain't gonna be no good. It ain't gonna be no good.
391 00:32:20,996 00:32:24,309 It's a lot cheaper than calling long-distance, Tony. It's a lot cheaper than calling long-distance, Tony.
392 00:32:24,837 00:32:26,413 Promise me you're gonna write. Promise me you're gonna write.
393 00:32:27,413 00:32:28,623 I promise. I promise.
394 00:32:31,728 00:32:35,830 Dee, put this in the bank today. It's half my pay. Dee, put this in the bank today. It's half my pay.
395 00:32:36,672 00:32:41,195 Oh, here. There's a couple of sandwiches for you and Dr. Shirley. Oh, here. There's a couple of sandwiches for you and Dr. Shirley.
396 00:32:42,248 00:32:44,456 - Thanks. - Be careful. - Thanks. - Be careful.
397 00:32:44,562 00:32:45,614 I will. I will.
398 00:32:45,720 00:32:46,981 I love you. I love you.
399 00:32:48,456 00:32:49,664 I love you, too, baby. I love you, too, baby.
400 00:32:55,241 00:32:59,396 You better be home for Christmas, or don't come home at all. You better be home for Christmas, or don't come home at all.
401 00:33:06,078 00:33:08,970 I got it, Pop. I got it. I got it, Pop. I got it.
402 00:33:42,637 00:33:45,109 Hey. I'm Tony. Hey. I'm Tony.
403 00:33:46,215 00:33:47,371 His driver. His driver.
404 00:33:47,898 00:33:49,106 Bum a smoke? Bum a smoke?
405 00:33:56,210 00:33:57,366 Thanks. Thanks.
406 00:34:09,466 00:34:10,990 So you're the band? So you're the band?
407 00:34:14,042 00:34:15,882 Oleg. Cello. Oleg. Cello.
408 00:34:17,146 00:34:18,618 George. Bass. George. Bass.
409 00:34:18,724 00:34:21,722 And we're not a band. We're a trio. And we're not a band. We're a trio.
410 00:34:22,354 00:34:25,509 Oh. Trio. Right. Oh. Trio. Right.
411 00:34:25,615 00:34:28,403 Good morning. Excuse me. Good morning. Excuse me.
412 00:34:28,509 00:34:29,770 Morning. Morning.
413 00:35:00,912 00:35:02,279 Thank you, Amit. Thank you, Amit.
414 00:35:04,753 00:35:06,487 Have a wonderful trip, sir. Have a wonderful trip, sir.
415 00:36:33,285 00:36:36,967 Tony, the first thing I'd like you to do when we arrive in the city... Tony, the first thing I'd like you to do when we arrive in the city...
416 00:36:37,073 00:36:39,177 ...is check the piano where I'm playing. ...is check the piano where I'm playing.
417 00:36:39,282 00:36:42,753 Make sure it's a Steinway as per my contract. Make sure it's a Steinway as per my contract.
418 00:36:46,594 00:36:49,539 And can you see to it that there's a bottle of Cutty Sark And can you see to it that there's a bottle of Cutty Sark
419 00:36:49,645 00:36:52,327 in my room every night? in my room every night?
420 00:36:53,591 00:36:54,694 Every night? Every night?
421 00:36:57,220 00:36:59,849 Well, if you ever need any help with that. Well, if you ever need any help with that.
422 00:37:00,534 00:37:02,006 I won't. I won't.
423 00:37:05,427 00:37:07,582 10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel, please. 10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel, please.
424 00:37:11,792 00:37:12,947 Hey, Doc. Hey, Doc.
425 00:37:14,159 00:37:16,156 I noticed on the itinerary thing I noticed on the itinerary thing
426 00:37:17,157 00:37:20,522 the last show's on the 23rd of December, right? the last show's on the 23rd of December, right?
427 00:37:20,630 00:37:23,469 Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show. Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show.
428 00:37:23,575 00:37:27,256 So, any way we could, maybe hit the road early next morning So, any way we could, maybe hit the road early next morning
429 00:37:27,362 00:37:29,676 so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve? so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve?
430 00:37:29,782 00:37:31,097 We'll see. We'll see.
431 00:37:32,203 00:37:33,305 Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
432 00:37:35,569 00:37:37,619 Could you put out the cigarette, please? Could you put out the cigarette, please?
433 00:37:38,462 00:37:39,566 Why? Why?
434 00:37:40,777 00:37:42,668 I can't breathe back here. I can't breathe back here.
435 00:37:46,406 00:37:47,614 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
436 00:37:47,720 00:37:51,139 Smoke's going in my lungs. I'm doing all the work here. Smoke's going in my lungs. I'm doing all the work here.
437 00:37:51,245 00:37:52,401 Thank you. Thank you.
438 00:38:59,209 00:39:00,576 What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
439 00:39:03,523 00:39:05,310 You speak German? You speak German?
440 00:39:05,417 00:39:06,730 That was Russian. That was Russian.
441 00:39:07,731 00:39:10,466 Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in the army. Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in the army.
442 00:39:11,098 00:39:13,727 I could pick up a little bit of what you were saying there. I could pick up a little bit of what you were saying there.
443 00:39:14,517 00:39:16,357 Watch out for them krauts. Watch out for them krauts.
444 00:39:17,305 00:39:18,777 They're all snakes. They're all snakes.
445 00:39:19,252 00:39:22,301 Kennedy should've bombed them when he had the chance. Kennedy should've bombed them when he had the chance.
446 00:39:22,407 00:39:24,984 Plus now them Cuban bastards. Plus now them Cuban bastards.
447 00:39:27,090 00:39:29,772 Ain't they supposed to be following us? Ain't they supposed to be following us?
448 00:39:31,087 00:39:32,612 They have the itinerary. They have the itinerary.
449 00:39:32,718 00:39:34,716 As long as they get to the show on time, As long as they get to the show on time,
450 00:39:34,823 00:39:37,451 I'm not worried about it, and neither should you. I'm not worried about it, and neither should you.
451 00:39:38,979 00:39:40,660 I ain't worried about nothin'. I ain't worried about nothin'.
452 00:39:42,660 00:39:46,131 In fact, when you see me worried, you'll know. In fact, when you see me worried, you'll know.
453 00:39:46,237 00:39:47,447 - Tony. - You'll know if I'm worried. - Tony. - You'll know if I'm worried.
454 00:39:47,552 00:39:49,287 How about some quiet time? How about some quiet time?
455 00:39:50,603 00:39:52,548 Sure. Sure.
456 00:39:56,337 00:39:59,546 It's amazing you said that. It's amazing you said that.
457 00:40:00,861 00:40:02,544 "How about some quiet time?" "How about some quiet time?"
458 00:40:03,544 00:40:06,067 Dolores, my wife, used to say that all the time. Dolores, my wife, used to say that all the time.
459 00:40:06,175 00:40:08,383 Well, not all the time, but, you know. Well, not all the time, but, you know.
460 00:40:08,489 00:40:10,697 She says it when I come home from work sometimes. She says it when I come home from work sometimes.
461 00:40:10,803 00:40:12,854 You know, she's been with the kids all day, You know, she's been with the kids all day,
462 00:40:12,960 00:40:16,010 and she'll say, "Tony, how about some quiet time?" and she'll say, "Tony, how about some quiet time?"
463 00:40:16,379 00:40:19,903 Exactly like how you said it. I mean, it's amazing. Exactly like how you said it. I mean, it's amazing.
464 00:40:29,583 00:40:30,740 How is that? How is that?
465 00:40:33,581 00:40:34,737 Salty. Salty.
466 00:40:38,894 00:40:41,208 Have you ever considered becoming a food critic? Have you ever considered becoming a food critic?
467 00:40:45,206 00:40:47,730 No. Not really. No. Not really.
468 00:40:48,416 00:40:49,677 Why? Is there money in that? Why? Is there money in that?
469 00:40:49,783 00:40:55,358 I'm just saying you have a marvelous way with words when describing food. I'm just saying you have a marvelous way with words when describing food.
470 00:40:56,728 00:40:58,040 "Salty. " "Salty. "
471 00:40:59,620 00:41:02,196 So vivid, one can almost taste it. So vivid, one can almost taste it.
472 00:41:04,039 00:41:08,036 Hey, I'm just saying it's salty. And salt's cheating. Hey, I'm just saying it's salty. And salt's cheating.
473 00:41:08,721 00:41:10,665 Any cook can make things salty. Any cook can make things salty.
474 00:41:10,773 00:41:12,454 To make it taste good without the salt, To make it taste good without the salt,
475 00:41:12,561 00:41:15,453 with just the other flavors, that's the trick. with just the other flavors, that's the trick.
476 00:41:15,559 00:41:17,136 I mean, you take the basic ingredients... I mean, you take the basic ingredients...
477 00:41:17,243 00:41:21,344 We should get going soon if we expect to get to Pittsburgh by dinner. We should get going soon if we expect to get to Pittsburgh by dinner.
478 00:41:23,449 00:41:27,446 Hey, when I was in the army, I knew a guy from Pittsburgh. Hey, when I was in the army, I knew a guy from Pittsburgh.
479 00:41:28,448 00:41:30,603 Except he called it Titsburgh. Except he called it Titsburgh.
480 00:41:31,446 00:41:34,653 'Cause he said all the women there had huge tits. 'Cause he said all the women there had huge tits.
481 00:41:36,969 00:41:38,178 That's absurd. That's absurd.
482 00:41:38,863 00:41:40,914 Why would women in Pittsburgh have larger breasts Why would women in Pittsburgh have larger breasts
483 00:41:41,020 00:41:44,069 than, say, women in New York? than, say, women in New York?
484 00:41:44,175 00:41:45,805 Guess we'll find out? Guess we'll find out?
485 00:41:48,384 00:41:51,591 Hey, you know, when you first hired me, Hey, you know, when you first hired me,
486 00:41:52,645 00:41:54,801 my wife went out and bought one of your records. my wife went out and bought one of your records.
487 00:41:54,907 00:41:56,799 The one about the orphans. The one about the orphans.
488 00:41:58,169 00:41:59,535 Orphans? Orphans?
489 00:42:00,694 00:42:05,321 Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids sitting around a campfire. Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids sitting around a campfire.
490 00:42:06,638 00:42:07,952 Orpheus. Orpheus.
491 00:42:10,425 00:42:11,476 Yeah. Yeah.
492 00:42:11,582 00:42:15,001 Orpheus in the Underworld. It's based on a French opera. Orpheus in the Underworld. It's based on a French opera.
493 00:42:15,844 00:42:18,104 And those weren't children on the cover. And those weren't children on the cover.
494 00:42:18,999 00:42:21,314 Those were demons in the bowels of hell. Those were demons in the bowels of hell.
495 00:42:22,629 00:42:26,784 No shit? Must have been naughty kids. No shit? Must have been naughty kids.
496 00:42:45,775 00:42:48,141 What are... What are you doing? What are... What are you doing?
497 00:42:48,247 00:42:49,824 Gotta take a leak, Doc. Gotta take a leak, Doc.
498 00:42:51,194 00:42:53,191 Here? Now? Here? Now?
499 00:42:53,297 00:42:55,348 You want me to piss my pants? You want me to piss my pants?
500 00:44:34,772 00:44:37,136 - Oh, hey, Doc. - Good afternoon. - Oh, hey, Doc. - Good afternoon.
501 00:44:38,979 00:44:42,029 Take this for any incidentals we may need. Take this for any incidentals we may need.
502 00:44:43,135 00:44:45,290 If you want to buy something, you don't have to ask. If you want to buy something, you don't have to ask.
503 00:44:45,397 00:44:47,764 Just keep the receipts, please. Just keep the receipts, please.
504 00:44:48,291 00:44:50,130 When it runs low, let me know. When it runs low, let me know.
505 00:44:50,710 00:44:52,024 Oh. Thanks. Oh. Thanks.
506 00:44:52,604 00:44:53,865 One more thing. One more thing.
507 00:44:56,392 00:45:01,545 We'll be attending many events before and after the concerts, We'll be attending many events before and after the concerts,
508 00:45:01,652 00:45:03,439 interacting with some of the wealthiest interacting with some of the wealthiest
509 00:45:03,545 00:45:06,016 and most highly educated people in the country. and most highly educated people in the country.
510 00:45:07,333 00:45:09,857 It is my feeling that your diction, It is my feeling that your diction,
511 00:45:10,542 00:45:13,539 however charming it may be in the tri-state area, however charming it may be in the tri-state area,
512 00:45:13,645 00:45:16,169 could use some... finessing. could use some... finessing.
513 00:45:16,854 00:45:20,693 You mean diction... like in what way? You mean diction... like in what way?
514 00:45:22,694 00:45:25,111 Like in the only way the word is ever used. Like in the only way the word is ever used.
515 00:45:26,639 00:45:27,636 Okay. Okay.
516 00:45:27,744 00:45:31,530 Your intonation, inflection, your choice of words. Your intonation, inflection, your choice of words.
517 00:45:33,004 00:45:34,634 Hey, I got my own problems. Hey, I got my own problems.
518 00:45:34,740 00:45:37,895 Now I gotta worry about what people think about the way I talk? Now I gotta worry about what people think about the way I talk?
519 00:45:38,001 00:45:41,156 There are simple techniques I can teach you that are quite effective. There are simple techniques I can teach you that are quite effective.
520 00:45:41,263 00:45:42,313 I can help you. I can help you.
521 00:45:42,419 00:45:44,470 I... I don't need no goddamn help. I... I don't need no goddamn help.
522 00:45:44,577 00:45:47,310 People don't like the way I talk, they can go take a shit. People don't like the way I talk, they can go take a shit.
523 00:45:49,311 00:45:51,414 The profanity is another issue. The profanity is another issue.
524 00:45:51,520 00:45:54,676 Fanabola. Why are you breaking my balls? Fanabola. Why are you breaking my balls?
525 00:45:54,782 00:45:57,148 Because you can do better, Mr. Vallelonga. Because you can do better, Mr. Vallelonga.
526 00:45:58,043 00:46:00,093 Which brings me to one more point. Which brings me to one more point.
527 00:46:00,568 00:46:05,302 As the guest of honor, I'll be introduced when entering these intimate events. As the guest of honor, I'll be introduced when entering these intimate events.
528 00:46:05,408 00:46:07,459 You will be introduced as well. You will be introduced as well.
529 00:46:08,301 00:46:14,033 In my humble opinion, "Vallelonga" may be difficult to pronounce. In my humble opinion, "Vallelonga" may be difficult to pronounce.
530 00:46:14,456 00:46:16,980 So, I was thinking So, I was thinking
531 00:46:17,769 00:46:19,609 "Valle" would be more appropriate. "Valle" would be more appropriate.
532 00:46:19,717 00:46:22,977 Tony Valle. Short and sweet. Tony Valle. Short and sweet.
533 00:46:23,872 00:46:25,711 Nah. Nah.
534 00:46:27,028 00:46:30,026 They got a problem with "Vallelonga," they can call me Tony Lip. They got a problem with "Vallelonga," they can call me Tony Lip.
535 00:46:30,447 00:46:32,498 These are genteel people. These are genteel people.
536 00:46:33,236 00:46:35,654 "Tony the Lip" may be a little... "Tony the Lip" may be a little...
537 00:46:36,970 00:46:38,653 worldly for them. worldly for them.
538 00:46:39,074 00:46:41,283 Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga. Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga.
539 00:46:42,125 00:46:45,860 All these high-class people, so much smarter than me, All these high-class people, so much smarter than me,
540 00:46:45,965 00:46:48,857 with their intelligence and speaking abilities, with their intelligence and speaking abilities,
541 00:46:48,965 00:46:51,014 you're telling me they can't pronounce my name? you're telling me they can't pronounce my name?
542 00:46:51,805 00:46:53,224 They don't like it, they can shove it up their ass. They don't like it, they can shove it up their ass.
543 00:46:53,330 00:46:54,749 I'll just wait outside. I'll just wait outside.
544 00:46:57,854 00:46:59,641 A sound compromise. A sound compromise.
545 00:47:20,685 00:47:24,260 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are privileged Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are privileged
546 00:47:24,366 00:47:28,048 to present a great American artist. to present a great American artist.
547 00:47:28,733 00:47:32,730 He gave his first public performance at the age of three. He gave his first public performance at the age of three.
548 00:47:33,362 00:47:37,305 At age 18, at Arthur Fiedler's invitation, At age 18, at Arthur Fiedler's invitation,
549 00:47:37,413 00:47:42,355 our guest made his concert debut with the Boston Pops. our guest made his concert debut with the Boston Pops.
550 00:47:42,831 00:47:49,563 He holds doctorates in psychology, in music, and in the liturgical arts, He holds doctorates in psychology, in music, and in the liturgical arts,
551 00:47:49,669 00:47:54,718 and he has performed at the White House twice in the past 14 months. and he has performed at the White House twice in the past 14 months.
552 00:47:54,824 00:47:57,874 He is a true virtuoso. He is a true virtuoso.
553 00:47:57,981 00:47:59,979 - And it's a... - "Virtuoso. " - And it's a... - "Virtuoso. "
554 00:48:00,559 00:48:02,924 - It's a special treat for me... - That's Italian. - It's a special treat for me... - That's Italian.
555 00:48:04,346 00:48:07,448 Means, he's really good. Means, he's really good.
556 00:48:09,133 00:48:14,654 So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Don Shirley Trio. So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Don Shirley Trio.
557 00:50:12,227 00:50:14,434 ...a new pair of shoes! ...a new pair of shoes!
558 00:50:16,909 00:50:19,958 - Hard ten! Lady's friend. - He keeps on winning! - Hard ten! Lady's friend. - He keeps on winning!
559 00:50:21,012 00:50:23,009 It's your dice. I'm just having a lucky night. It's your dice. I'm just having a lucky night.
560 00:50:23,115 00:50:24,587 You cheating, brother! You cheating, brother!
561 00:50:24,693 00:50:28,375 - Tony. - Get him again. Get him again. - Tony. - Get him again. Get him again.
562 00:50:28,481 00:50:31,373 - Boss man's calling. - He ain't my boss. - Boss man's calling. - He ain't my boss.
563 00:50:31,480 00:50:33,161 I work for the record company. I work for the record company.
564 00:50:33,268 00:50:35,108 Yeah, I work for the record company, too. Yeah, I work for the record company, too.
565 00:50:35,214 00:50:37,001 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man.
566 00:50:37,109 00:50:39,684 Hey, give us a chance to win back our loot? Hey, give us a chance to win back our loot?
567 00:50:39,791 00:50:41,683 I'm sorry, fellas. Duty calls. I'm sorry, fellas. Duty calls.
568 00:50:41,790 00:50:43,998 - Come on, man. - Duty calls? - Come on, man. - Duty calls?
569 00:50:45,314 00:50:47,523 My man, my duty is to get my money back. My man, my duty is to get my money back.
570 00:50:48,418 00:50:49,890 I've been looking for you. I've been looking for you.
571 00:50:50,469 00:50:53,099 Yeah, sorry. The guys were having a little game. Yeah, sorry. The guys were having a little game.
572 00:50:54,205 00:50:57,044 Next time you need extra money, just ask me. Next time you need extra money, just ask me.
573 00:50:58,361 00:51:00,148 It's more fun winning it. It's more fun winning it.
574 00:51:00,728 00:51:02,304 And what if you lost? And what if you lost?
575 00:51:02,989 00:51:05,618 Craps and cards, I don't lose, Doc. Craps and cards, I don't lose, Doc.
576 00:51:06,198 00:51:07,512 I don't lose. I don't lose.
577 00:51:09,091 00:51:10,668 So, stooping down in the gravel, So, stooping down in the gravel,
578 00:51:10,775 00:51:13,456 pitching dice for pocket change makes you a winner? pitching dice for pocket change makes you a winner?
579 00:51:15,299 00:51:18,085 What are you giving me shit for? Everybody was doing it. What are you giving me shit for? Everybody was doing it.
580 00:51:18,612 00:51:21,821 They didn't have a choice whether to be inside or out. They didn't have a choice whether to be inside or out.
581 00:51:23,873 00:51:25,029 You did. You did.
582 00:51:29,555 00:51:31,921 Now wipe off your knees. You have dirt on them. Now wipe off your knees. You have dirt on them.
583 00:51:57,592 00:52:01,327 Dear Dolores, how are you? Dear Dolores, how are you?
584 00:52:01,854 00:52:03,377 I am fine. I am fine.
585 00:52:04,273 00:52:07,848 "I'm eating real good. Hamburgers mostly. "I'm eating real good. Hamburgers mostly.
586 00:52:08,639 00:52:11,636 So don't worry about me not eating good. So don't worry about me not eating good.
587 00:52:12,742 00:52:16,739 I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight. I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight.
588 00:52:17,634 00:52:19,896 He don't play like a colored guy. He don't play like a colored guy.
589 00:52:20,002 00:52:23,051 He plays like Liberace, but better. He plays like Liberace, but better.
590 00:52:24,736 00:52:26,997 He's like a genius, I think. He's like a genius, I think.
591 00:52:27,630 00:52:30,153 When I look at him in the rearview mirror, When I look at him in the rearview mirror,
592 00:52:30,259 00:52:33,626 I can tell he's always thinking about stuff in his head. I can tell he's always thinking about stuff in his head.
593 00:52:34,153 00:52:36,571 I guess that's what geniuses do. I guess that's what geniuses do.
594 00:52:37,204 00:52:40,096 But it don't look fun to be that smart. But it don't look fun to be that smart.
595 00:52:41,360 00:52:44,829 I miss you very, very much. " I miss you very, very much. "
596 00:52:57,035 00:52:59,506 - Who is this? - Who? - Who is this? - Who?
597 00:53:00,139 00:53:01,452 On the radio. On the radio.
598 00:53:03,610 00:53:04,714 Little Richard. Little Richard.
599 00:53:05,662 00:53:08,501 Really? That's Little Richard? Really? That's Little Richard?
600 00:53:08,609 00:53:09,764 Yeah. Yeah.
601 00:53:10,239 00:53:12,236 Think you could play something like that, Doc? Think you could play something like that, Doc?
602 00:53:15,026 00:53:17,760 I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated. I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated.
603 00:53:18,603 00:53:20,074 Got that right. Got that right.
604 00:53:22,443 00:53:25,282 So, where did this "Tony the Lip" moniker come from? So, where did this "Tony the Lip" moniker come from?
605 00:53:25,862 00:53:29,123 It's not "Tony the Lip. " It's not "Tony the Lip. "
606 00:53:29,754 00:53:32,016 It's "Tony Lip. " One word. It's "Tony Lip. " One word.
607 00:53:32,122 00:53:33,647 I got it when I was a kid, I got it when I was a kid,
608 00:53:33,753 00:53:37,854 'cause my friend said I was the best bullshit artist in the Bronx. 'cause my friend said I was the best bullshit artist in the Bronx.
609 00:53:38,750 00:53:41,116 Why are you smiling? Why are you smiling?
610 00:53:41,906 00:53:42,957 What do you mean? What do you mean?
611 00:53:44,536 00:53:46,640 It doesn't bother you that your friends, It doesn't bother you that your friends,
612 00:53:46,746 00:53:49,638 the people closest to you, consider you a liar? the people closest to you, consider you a liar?
613 00:53:49,744 00:53:53,898 Who said "liar"? I said "bullshit artist. " Who said "liar"? I said "bullshit artist. "
614 00:53:54,006 00:53:55,846 And what's the difference? And what's the difference?
615 00:53:55,952 00:53:58,633 'Cause I don't lie. Ever. 'Cause I don't lie. Ever.
616 00:53:59,160 00:54:02,316 I'm just good at talking people into, you know, I'm just good at talking people into, you know,
617 00:54:02,422 00:54:04,262 doing things they don't want to do. doing things they don't want to do.
618 00:54:04,947 00:54:06,366 By bullshitting them. By bullshitting them.
619 00:54:07,629 00:54:09,627 And you're proud of that? And you're proud of that?
620 00:54:10,154 00:54:11,890 Well, it got me this job. Well, it got me this job.
621 00:54:18,730 00:54:23,252 Wait a minute. You're full of shit. You never heard of Chubby Checker? Wait a minute. You're full of shit. You never heard of Chubby Checker?
622 00:54:23,358 00:54:26,934 Of course I've heard of him. I've just never heard his music before. Of course I've heard of him. I've just never heard his music before.
623 00:54:28,304 00:54:30,406 But I like this. This is nice. But I like this. This is nice.
624 00:54:31,775 00:54:35,456 - He's got a silky voice, very smooth. - Yeah, he's terrific. - He's got a silky voice, very smooth. - Yeah, he's terrific.
625 00:54:35,562 00:54:37,455 This is what everybody's dancing to now. This is what everybody's dancing to now.
626 00:54:37,561 00:54:39,665 - This stuff... - Eyes on the road, Tony. - This stuff... - Eyes on the road, Tony.
627 00:54:43,980 00:54:45,292 You know this song. You know this song.
628 00:54:46,767 00:54:48,186 I don't think so, no. I don't think so, no.
629 00:54:48,293 00:54:52,973 How could you not know this music? Aretha Franklin. How could you not know this music? Aretha Franklin.
630 00:54:54,395 00:54:57,655 Chubby Checker, Little Richard, Sam Cooke. Chubby Checker, Little Richard, Sam Cooke.
631 00:54:57,761 00:55:01,021 I mean, come on, Doc. These are your people. I mean, come on, Doc. These are your people.
632 00:55:19,749 00:55:21,905 Do you want anything? I'm getting a pack of smokes. Do you want anything? I'm getting a pack of smokes.
633 00:55:22,012 00:55:23,220 No, thank you. No, thank you.
634 00:56:01,307 00:56:03,516 Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket. Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket.
635 00:56:03,622 00:56:04,830 Thank you, Oleg. Thank you, Oleg.
636 00:56:06,253 00:56:09,092 Nice turtleneck. Way to mix it up. Nice turtleneck. Way to mix it up.
637 00:56:13,722 00:56:15,404 Got you an apple, Doc. Got you an apple, Doc.
638 00:56:23,138 00:56:25,925 Before we pull out, Tony, we need to have a talk. Before we pull out, Tony, we need to have a talk.
639 00:56:29,029 00:56:32,132 - Yeah? - Oleg told me what you did. - Yeah? - Oleg told me what you did.
640 00:56:32,765 00:56:33,816 What'd I do? What'd I do?
641 00:56:33,922 00:56:36,920 You stole a jade stone from the store. You stole a jade stone from the store.
642 00:56:37,026 00:56:39,602 - No, I didn't. - He watched you do it. - No, I didn't. - He watched you do it.
643 00:56:39,708 00:56:42,021 I didn't steal no stone. I didn't steal no stone.
644 00:56:42,128 00:56:44,442 You picked it up and put it in your pocket. You picked it up and put it in your pocket.
645 00:56:44,548 00:56:48,334 I picked up a rock off of the ground. I didn't steal from a box. I picked up a rock off of the ground. I didn't steal from a box.
646 00:56:48,441 00:56:50,754 Now, why would you pick up a rock off the ground? Now, why would you pick up a rock off the ground?
647 00:56:50,860 00:56:52,070 I don't know. I don't know.
648 00:56:54,175 00:56:57,540 'Cause it ain't stealing. It's just a regular rock. 'Cause it ain't stealing. It's just a regular rock.
649 00:56:57,647 00:56:59,749 And why would you want a regular rock? And why would you want a regular rock?
650 00:57:00,960 00:57:03,800 To have. For luck maybe. To have. For luck maybe.
651 00:57:03,906 00:57:05,272 A lucky rock. A lucky rock.
652 00:57:05,379 00:57:07,167 - Yeah. - Let me see it. - Yeah. - Let me see it.
653 00:57:26,210 00:57:27,997 Take it back and pay for it. Take it back and pay for it.
654 00:57:31,681 00:57:33,311 I told you that kraut was a snake. I told you that kraut was a snake.
655 00:57:33,417 00:57:36,309 Rats me out for something I didn't even do! Rats me out for something I didn't even do!
656 00:57:36,994 00:57:38,834 Pay for the stone, Tony. You'll feel better. Pay for the stone, Tony. You'll feel better.
657 00:57:38,941 00:57:44,778 I feel fine. And I ain't paying for no regular rock I found in the dirt. I feel fine. And I ain't paying for no regular rock I found in the dirt.
658 00:57:46,042 00:57:48,671 Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga. Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga.
659 00:57:53,670 00:57:55,194 Put it back. Put it back.
660 00:58:25,811 00:58:27,966 - Feel better? - No. - Feel better? - No.
661 00:58:29,441 00:58:32,175 If you'd like, Tony, I'd happily buy you the stone. If you'd like, Tony, I'd happily buy you the stone.
662 00:58:32,702 00:58:36,014 Don't bother. You took all the fun out of it. Don't bother. You took all the fun out of it.
663 00:59:23,202 00:59:24,990 Excuse me. Sir. Excuse me. Sir.
664 00:59:27,148 00:59:29,303 - I'm with the band. - You're all set up. - I'm with the band. - You're all set up.
665 00:59:30,461 00:59:32,459 This isn't the piano, right? This isn't the piano, right?
666 00:59:32,566 00:59:33,669 That's it. That's it.
667 00:59:34,354 00:59:35,826 It ain't a Steinway. It ain't a Steinway.
668 00:59:37,248 00:59:38,351 So what? So what?
669 00:59:38,457 00:59:42,086 Dr. Shirley only plays on Steinway grand pianos. Dr. Shirley only plays on Steinway grand pianos.
670 00:59:42,192 00:59:44,242 It's in his written contract. It's in his written contract.
671 00:59:44,348 00:59:46,135 Who's Dr. Shirley? Who's Dr. Shirley?
672 00:59:46,243 00:59:51,396 Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley Trio. They're playing tonight. Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley Trio. They're playing tonight.
673 00:59:51,503 00:59:53,027 Does it really matter? Does it really matter?
674 00:59:53,554 00:59:56,341 Yeah, it does. It's in his contract. Yeah, it does. It's in his contract.
675 00:59:59,236 01:00:00,655 Come on, man. Come on, man.
676 01:00:00,761 01:00:03,810 These coons can play on anything you put in front of 'em. These coons can play on anything you put in front of 'em.
677 01:00:09,125 01:00:11,123 But it's a piece of shit. But it's a piece of shit.
678 01:00:11,229 01:00:13,175 And there's garbage in there. And there's garbage in there.
679 01:00:13,702 01:00:14,805 So take it out. So take it out.
680 01:00:16,174 01:00:17,436 What'd you say? What'd you say?
681 01:00:19,909 01:00:20,959 You heard me. You heard me.
682 01:00:25,380 01:00:30,850 Hey. You got two, three hours. Just get a clean Steinway in here. Hey. You got two, three hours. Just get a clean Steinway in here.
683 01:00:30,956 01:00:34,532 - There ain't a Steinway on campus. - Not my problem. - There ain't a Steinway on campus. - Not my problem.
684 01:00:35,795 01:00:38,583 I bet there's not two Steinways in the whole state of Indiana. I bet there's not two Steinways in the whole state of Indiana.
685 01:00:39,478 01:00:41,844 I guess you'd better move your ass, then. I guess you'd better move your ass, then.
686 01:00:41,950 01:00:44,527 Who you think you're talking to, greaseball? Who you think you're talking to, greaseball?
687 01:01:22,297 01:01:24,084 Dear Dolores, Dear Dolores,
688 01:01:24,192 01:01:28,819 this morning I had steak and eggs for breakfast. this morning I had steak and eggs for breakfast.
689 01:01:28,926 01:01:33,290 The band has been playing at very ritzy joints. The band has been playing at very ritzy joints.
690 01:01:33,976 01:01:37,078 Dr. Shirley and I are getting along pretty good. Dr. Shirley and I are getting along pretty good.
691 01:01:37,185 01:01:39,760 But sometimes I think he gets sad, But sometimes I think he gets sad,
692 01:01:39,868 01:01:42,496 and that's why he drinks too much. and that's why he drinks too much.
693 01:01:43,391 01:01:47,546 I never knew how very beautiful this country was. I never knew how very beautiful this country was.
694 01:01:47,653 01:01:50,177 Now that I'm seeing it, I know. Now that I'm seeing it, I know.
695 01:01:50,756 01:01:56,489 You won't believe how beautiful nature is. It is as beautiful as they say. You won't believe how beautiful nature is. It is as beautiful as they say.
696 01:01:57,121 01:02:01,750 And the traffic out here in the country is nothing, which is fine by me. And the traffic out here in the country is nothing, which is fine by me.
697 01:02:03,014 01:02:06,379 Right now I'm eating spaghetti and meatballs in a diner Right now I'm eating spaghetti and meatballs in a diner
698 01:02:06,485 01:02:09,903 that tastes like ketchup on Chinese noodles. that tastes like ketchup on Chinese noodles.
699 01:02:10,746 01:02:12,744 We are heading down south now. We are heading down south now.
700 01:02:12,850 01:02:16,741 I will write you another letter when we get down south. I will write you another letter when we get down south.
701 01:02:16,848 01:02:20,266 I love you. Your husband, Tony. I love you. Your husband, Tony.
702 01:02:20,372 01:02:22,844 PS. Kiss the kids for me. PS. Kiss the kids for me.
703 01:02:33,840 01:02:35,732 Got any family, Doc? Got any family, Doc?
704 01:02:36,312 01:02:37,678 Not really. Not really.
705 01:02:37,785 01:02:41,203 Not really? Either you do or you don't. Not really? Either you do or you don't.
706 01:02:43,203 01:02:45,253 It's a long story, Tony. It's a long story, Tony.
707 01:02:46,096 01:02:47,778 What, we're in a hurry now? What, we're in a hurry now?
708 01:02:50,936 01:02:52,091 Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
709 01:02:54,040 01:02:56,142 I have a brother somewhere. I have a brother somewhere.
710 01:02:57,668 01:02:59,930 We used to get together once in a while, We used to get together once in a while,
711 01:03:00,036 01:03:03,349 but it got more and more difficult to stay in touch. but it got more and more difficult to stay in touch.
712 01:03:04,297 01:03:06,979 Curse of being a musician, I guess. Curse of being a musician, I guess.
713 01:03:08,242 01:03:10,134 Always on the road. Always on the road.
714 01:03:11,189 01:03:13,344 Like a carnival worker. Like a carnival worker.
715 01:03:13,450 01:03:15,974 Or a criminal. Or a criminal.
716 01:03:17,027 01:03:19,657 Took quite the toll on my marriage as well. Took quite the toll on my marriage as well.
717 01:03:20,184 01:03:22,444 - You're married? - Was. - You're married? - Was.
718 01:03:22,551 01:03:24,128 June. June.
719 01:03:25,917 01:03:30,125 Good person. Terrible grammar, but a kind soul. Good person. Terrible grammar, but a kind soul.
720 01:03:30,810 01:03:32,333 You'd quite like her. You'd quite like her.
721 01:03:32,441 01:03:36,489 June. Like,... like Lassie's mom. June. Like,... like Lassie's mom.
722 01:03:39,699 01:03:44,907 Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband act and a concert pianist act. Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband act and a concert pianist act.
723 01:03:46,539 01:03:49,378 Couldn't seem to manage both worlds. Couldn't seem to manage both worlds.
724 01:03:52,798 01:03:54,270 Kentucky fried chicken! Kentucky fried chicken!
725 01:03:54,955 01:03:58,794 In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen? In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen?
726 01:04:13,892 01:04:15,154 All right! All right!
727 01:04:17,469 01:04:18,994 Hey, you want some? Hey, you want some?
728 01:04:19,100 01:04:21,939 - I'm fine. Thank you, Tony. - All right. - I'm fine. Thank you, Tony. - All right.
729 01:04:23,992 01:04:31,145 I think this is the best Kentucky fried chicken I ever had. I think this is the best Kentucky fried chicken I ever had.
730 01:04:32,040 01:04:34,249 Probably 'cause it's fresher down here, right? Probably 'cause it's fresher down here, right?
731 01:04:34,355 01:04:37,353 I don't think I've ever met anyone with your appetite. I don't think I've ever met anyone with your appetite.
732 01:04:37,459 01:04:40,930 No. I got the bucket so you could have some. No. I got the bucket so you could have some.
733 01:04:41,036 01:04:44,296 I've never had fried chicken in my life. I've never had fried chicken in my life.
734 01:04:45,191 01:04:46,610 Who you bullshitting? Who you bullshitting?
735 01:04:47,086 01:04:51,555 You people love the fried chicken, the grits, and the collard greens. You people love the fried chicken, the grits, and the collard greens.
736 01:04:52,451 01:04:53,555 I love it, too. I love it, too.
737 01:04:53,660 01:04:57,553 Negro cooks used to make it all the time when I was in the army. Negro cooks used to make it all the time when I was in the army.
738 01:04:57,659 01:05:00,604 You have a very narrow assessment of me, Tony. You have a very narrow assessment of me, Tony.
739 01:05:01,026 01:05:03,391 Yeah, right? I'm good. Yeah, right? I'm good.
740 01:05:04,182 01:05:07,231 No. No, you're not good. You're bad. No. No, you're not good. You're bad.
741 01:05:07,969 01:05:11,651 I'm saying, just because other Negroes enjoy certain types of music, I'm saying, just because other Negroes enjoy certain types of music,
742 01:05:11,757 01:05:13,333 it doesn't mean I have to. it doesn't mean I have to.
743 01:05:13,440 01:05:18,068 - Nor do we all eat the same kind of food. - Wait a minute. - Nor do we all eat the same kind of food. - Wait a minute.
744 01:05:18,595 01:05:22,907 If you said all guineas like pizza and spaghetti and meatballs, If you said all guineas like pizza and spaghetti and meatballs,
745 01:05:23,015 01:05:24,380 I'm not gonna get insulted. I'm not gonna get insulted.
746 01:05:24,486 01:05:26,222 You're missing the point. You're missing the point.
747 01:05:26,328 01:05:28,747 For you to make the assumption that every Negro... For you to make the assumption that every Negro...
748 01:05:28,853 01:05:30,904 - Hey, you want some or not? - No. - Hey, you want some or not? - No.
749 01:05:31,535 01:05:32,797 Here. Come on. Here. Come on.
750 01:05:33,430 01:05:35,428 - Tell me that don't smell good. - It... - Tell me that don't smell good. - It...
751 01:05:35,534 01:05:37,795 It smells okay. It smells okay.
752 01:05:37,901 01:05:41,845 I prefer not to get grease on my blanket. I prefer not to get grease on my blanket.
753 01:05:41,952 01:05:45,528 Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey! Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey!
754 01:05:45,634 01:05:47,684 Come on, have a piece. It ain't gonna kill you. Come on, have a piece. It ain't gonna kill you.
755 01:05:47,790 01:05:49,420 - Come on, take it, eat it. - No. - Come on, take it, eat it. - No.
756 01:05:49,527 01:05:52,208 Take it. I'm throwing it in the back. Take it. I'm throwing it in the back.
757 01:05:52,314 01:05:54,944 - You... Don't you dare. - Then you better take it. - You... Don't you dare. - Then you better take it.
758 01:05:55,050 01:05:58,257 How? Do you have plates or utensils? How? Do you have plates or utensils?
759 01:05:58,364 01:06:00,467 Baffangul! Eat it with your hands! Baffangul! Eat it with your hands!
760 01:06:00,573 01:06:02,624 - That's how you're supposed to. - I can't do that. - That's how you're supposed to. - I can't do that.
761 01:06:02,730 01:06:06,254 Eat it. Come on. Take it. I gotta drive. 10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel. Eat it. Come on. Take it. I gotta drive. 10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel.
762 01:06:06,359 01:06:08,042 - Come on. Take it, take it, take it. - Tony... - Come on. Take it, take it, take it. - Tony...
763 01:06:08,148 01:06:09,409 Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
764 01:06:10,411 01:06:11,725 There you go. There you go.
765 01:06:15,197 01:06:16,879 I... I can't do this, Tony. I... I can't do this, Tony.
766 01:06:16,985 01:06:19,457 Eat the goddamn thing! Eat the goddamn thing!
767 01:06:20,668 01:06:21,929 Jesus. Jesus.
768 01:06:34,977 01:06:36,501 What, no good? What, no good?
769 01:06:44,234 01:06:45,864 It just seems... It just seems...
770 01:06:48,075 01:06:50,546 so un... unsanitary. so un... unsanitary.
771 01:06:50,653 01:06:52,229 Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit?
772 01:06:52,967 01:06:54,859 Just relax and enjoy it. Just relax and enjoy it.
773 01:06:55,703 01:06:58,278 You know, my father used to say... You know, my father used to say...
774 01:06:59,910 01:07:02,751 "Whatever you do, do it a hundred percent. " "Whatever you do, do it a hundred percent. "
775 01:07:03,330 01:07:06,853 When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh.
776 01:07:06,959 01:07:10,220 When you eat, eat like it's your last meal. When you eat, eat like it's your last meal.
777 01:07:11,483 01:07:15,270 You want another piece? Here. Have a breast. You want another piece? Here. Have a breast.
778 01:07:15,797 01:07:16,900 Delicious. Delicious.
779 01:07:18,533 01:07:20,267 Take it. Here you go. Take it. Here you go.
780 01:07:21,583 01:07:23,477 What do we do about the bones? What do we do about the bones?
781 01:07:27,528 01:07:28,631 We do this. We do this.
782 01:07:31,421 01:07:32,787 This is what we do. This is what we do.
783 01:07:43,257 01:07:44,465 There you go. There you go.
784 01:07:58,511 01:08:02,246 What's the big deal, Doc? The squirrels would've ate it anyway. What's the big deal, Doc? The squirrels would've ate it anyway.
785 01:08:02,352 01:08:03,402 Pick it up, Tony. Pick it up, Tony.
786 01:08:03,510 01:08:05,191 Nature takes care of the earth. Nature takes care of the earth.
787 01:08:05,298 01:08:07,558 - Pick it up. - Ah, jeez. - Pick it up. - Ah, jeez.
788 01:08:50,590 01:08:52,062 This can't be right. This can't be right.
789 01:08:55,956 01:09:00,741 It says right here, "Cozy as your own home. " It says right here, "Cozy as your own home. "
790 01:09:02,689 01:09:04,687 Place looks like my ass. Place looks like my ass.
791 01:09:05,424 01:09:06,896 This is the place. This is the place.
792 01:09:15,472 01:09:17,153 The square one, please. The square one, please.
793 01:09:18,996 01:09:21,520 - Just this one? - Thank you. - Just this one? - Thank you.
794 01:09:26,151 01:09:30,410 Hey, if you need anything, Hey, if you need anything,
795 01:09:30,516 01:09:32,882 I'll be right up the street at the Easton Inn. I'll be right up the street at the Easton Inn.
796 01:09:34,199 01:09:35,407 Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Tony.
797 01:09:41,563 01:09:43,140 Hey, Floyd, we ready. Hey, Floyd, we ready.
798 01:09:43,247 01:09:46,612 I told you I can't play. My shoulder. I told you I can't play. My shoulder.
799 01:09:46,718 01:09:48,664 You and that damn shoulder. You and that damn shoulder.
800 01:09:50,980 01:09:54,923 Hey! Hey, fancy-pants. You want to play? Hey! Hey, fancy-pants. You want to play?
801 01:09:56,240 01:09:57,395 I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon?
802 01:09:57,503 01:09:59,816 Come on, brother. We short a man. Come on, brother. We short a man.
803 01:10:01,342 01:10:03,235 Oh, I'd rather not. Oh, I'd rather not.
804 01:10:04,603 01:10:06,865 What, you too high and mighty? What, you too high and mighty?
805 01:10:06,971 01:10:09,495 No, no, let him alone. Let him alone. No, no, let him alone. Let him alone.
806 01:10:09,602 01:10:13,124 He just afraid of getting that butler uniform a little dusty. He just afraid of getting that butler uniform a little dusty.
807 01:10:16,387 01:10:17,912 I'm just,... I'm just,...
808 01:10:19,596 01:10:21,700 I'm on my way to meet a friend. I'm on my way to meet a friend.
809 01:10:23,330 01:10:25,434 Yeah, well, thanks for nothing. Yeah, well, thanks for nothing.
810 01:10:28,065 01:10:30,852 Floyd, come on, man. Floyd, come on, man.
811 01:10:30,958 01:10:33,482 Shut your ass up, man, and leave me alone! Shut your ass up, man, and leave me alone!
812 01:11:17,618 01:11:21,246 "Vacation without aggravation. " "Vacation without aggravation. "
813 01:11:33,453 01:11:37,765 "Delightful dinners for particular people. " "Delightful dinners for particular people. "
814 01:11:40,606 01:11:42,604 - Yeah? - Get up. It's George. - Yeah? - Get up. It's George.
815 01:11:42,710 01:11:44,182 Get up. Get up.
816 01:11:45,761 01:11:48,444 Tony, come on. Hurry up. Tony, come on. Hurry up.
817 01:11:50,759 01:11:52,389 Dr. Shirley's in trouble. Dr. Shirley's in trouble.
818 01:11:52,916 01:11:55,229 I went out for a drink, I walk into this bar, I went out for a drink, I walk into this bar,
819 01:11:55,335 01:11:57,543 and Dr. Shirley's in there getting bounced around. and Dr. Shirley's in there getting bounced around.
820 01:11:58,228 01:12:00,700 I didn't want to leave him, but I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to leave him, but I didn't know what to do.
821 01:12:01,228 01:12:03,015 Who let him out of his cage? Who let him out of his cage?
822 01:12:03,121 01:12:05,382 And they put that little tie on him, too. And they put that little tie on him, too.
823 01:12:05,488 01:12:07,013 - Why you all dressed up? - Yeah. - Why you all dressed up? - Yeah.
824 01:12:09,748 01:12:11,695 Get your hands off him. Get your hands off him.
825 01:12:15,483 01:12:18,795 What in the good goddamn we got here, fellas? What in the good goddamn we got here, fellas?
826 01:12:18,903 01:12:22,793 Hand him over. We walk out. Won't be a problem. Hand him over. We walk out. Won't be a problem.
827 01:12:23,268 01:12:26,055 I just wanted a drink, Tony. I just wanted a drink, Tony.
828 01:12:26,161 01:12:28,159 Hey, I told you we'll leave. Hey, I told you we'll leave.
829 01:12:29,003 01:12:32,263 - Not a big deal. Come on. - He ain't going nowhere. - Not a big deal. Come on. - He ain't going nowhere.
830 01:12:32,369 01:12:34,788 We need a Brillo Pad to wash these dishes with. We need a Brillo Pad to wash these dishes with.
831 01:12:34,894 01:12:37,049 Listen, assholes. Listen, assholes.
832 01:12:37,155 01:12:40,206 Do yourselves a favor and let him go. Do yourselves a favor and let him go.
833 01:12:41,364 01:12:42,625 Now! Now!
834 01:12:45,415 01:12:47,096 Say it nice. Say it nice.
835 01:12:48,571 01:12:50,358 I just said it nice. I just said it nice.
836 01:12:51,306 01:12:55,093 This boy is gonna get what he's got coming to him. This boy is gonna get what he's got coming to him.
837 01:12:57,882 01:13:01,984 And you, you ain't got no say. And you, you ain't got no say.
838 01:13:05,930 01:13:09,033 Maybe. But whatever happens here, Maybe. But whatever happens here,
839 01:13:09,139 01:13:13,819 I'm gonna put a bullet right in the middle of your thick skull. I'm gonna put a bullet right in the middle of your thick skull.
840 01:13:15,715 01:13:19,921 He ain't got no gun, Ray. He's full of shit. He ain't got no gun, Ray. He's full of shit.
841 01:13:21,502 01:13:22,920 What if he ain't? What if he ain't?
842 01:13:28,392 01:13:30,232 Well, I sure ain't. Well, I sure ain't.
843 01:13:31,811 01:13:35,861 And I ain't about to let this come to pass in my place. And I ain't about to let this come to pass in my place.
844 01:13:39,702 01:13:42,857 Let the spook go. Let him go. Let the spook go. Let him go.
845 01:13:44,227 01:13:45,277 Come on. Come on.
846 01:13:47,435 01:13:48,643 Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
847 01:13:50,013 01:13:53,431 I want these Yankees off of my property. I want these Yankees off of my property.
848 01:13:54,327 01:13:56,640 - Go on. - Go on, George. Go. Go. - Go on. - Go on, George. Go. Go.
849 01:13:56,746 01:13:58,060 I got you, Doc. I got you, Doc.
850 01:14:02,427 01:14:03,846 Go on. Go on.
851 01:14:12,738 01:14:14,104 You out of your mind? You out of your mind?
852 01:14:14,210 01:14:18,522 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you in that position. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you in that position.
853 01:14:19,734 01:14:21,206 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
854 01:14:21,785 01:14:23,414 Are you gonna throw up again? Are you gonna throw up again?
855 01:14:27,046 01:14:28,360 I'm okay. I'm okay.
856 01:14:29,045 01:14:31,306 Honest to God, Doc, I don't understand you. Honest to God, Doc, I don't understand you.
857 01:14:32,253 01:14:34,515 You could have drunk here. You got a whole bottle. You could have drunk here. You got a whole bottle.
858 01:14:35,357 01:14:37,302 I just needed some air. I just needed some air.
859 01:14:37,409 01:14:40,353 Air? Do you know where you are? Air? Do you know where you are?
860 01:14:42,406 01:14:44,719 Does geography really matter? Does geography really matter?
861 01:14:46,562 01:14:47,613 What? What?
862 01:14:48,350 01:14:51,926 If I was in a bar in your neighborhood, If I was in a bar in your neighborhood,
863 01:14:52,033 01:14:56,661 would the conversation be any different? would the conversation be any different?
864 01:14:59,818 01:15:02,605 From now on, you don't go nowhere without me. From now on, you don't go nowhere without me.
865 01:15:03,500 01:15:04,919 Nowhere! Nowhere!
866 01:15:06,183 01:15:08,496 - Got it? - I understand. - Got it? - I understand.
867 01:15:10,918 01:15:12,179 Where's your room? Where's your room?
868 01:15:12,917 01:15:14,020 Tony. Tony.
869 01:15:15,442 01:15:16,545 What? What?
870 01:15:18,177 01:15:20,438 Do you really have a gun? Do you really have a gun?
871 01:15:21,018 01:15:22,858 Of course not. Of course not.
872 01:15:24,122 01:15:27,644 Doc, where's your goddamn room? Doc, where's your goddamn room?
873 01:15:32,695 01:15:34,114 - Come on. - There it is. - Come on. - There it is.
874 01:15:34,222 01:15:35,325 Over there? Over there?
875 01:15:36,272 01:15:37,691 You gotta get to bed, Doc. You gotta get to bed, Doc.
876 01:15:37,798 01:15:39,954 You got a big show tomorrow night. Come on. You got a big show tomorrow night. Come on.
877 01:16:06,468 01:16:07,940 Thank you. Thank you.
878 01:16:08,467 01:16:09,728 Louisville. Louisville.
879 01:16:10,413 01:16:12,832 Thank you for your warm hospitality. Thank you for your warm hospitality.
880 01:16:19,619 01:16:22,826 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
881 01:16:32,612 01:16:35,083 Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate. Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate.
882 01:16:35,190 01:16:37,924 - I am. - Betty bought a bit of better butter - I am. - Betty bought a bit of better butter
883 01:16:38,030 01:16:40,343 - to make the bitter butter better. - Betty bought... - to make the bitter butter better. - Betty bought...
884 01:16:40,450 01:16:44,657 B- Bought... Betty bought butta-er... butta... B- Bought... Betty bought butta-er... butta...
885 01:16:44,764 01:16:47,865 Who says that? Butta-er. Who says that? Butta-er.
886 01:16:47,972 01:16:51,284 You have to start somewhere, Tony. A singer does vocal exercises. You have to start somewhere, Tony. A singer does vocal exercises.
887 01:16:51,392 01:16:53,809 An athlete warms up before they rehearse. An athlete warms up before they rehearse.
888 01:16:53,917 01:16:56,230 Athletes practice. They don't rehearse. Athletes practice. They don't rehearse.
889 01:16:57,966 01:17:01,859 Ah, shit. Ah, shit.
890 01:18:48,593 01:18:55,220 Ladies and gentlemen, a very special guest from the far north, Ladies and gentlemen, a very special guest from the far north,
891 01:18:55,327 01:18:57,219 Don Shirley. Don Shirley.
892 01:19:02,270 01:19:06,951 Accompanying Mr. Shirley, the members of his trio, Accompanying Mr. Shirley, the members of his trio,
893 01:19:07,058 01:19:11,317 Oleg Malacovich, George Dyer, Oleg Malacovich, George Dyer,
894 01:19:11,423 01:19:14,894 and his associate Tony Valle... and his associate Tony Valle...
895 01:19:15,001 01:19:17,630 Valle... Vallelong-longia. Valle... Vallelong-longia.
896 01:19:25,417 01:19:27,625 Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret. Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret.
897 01:19:27,731 01:19:31,149 If you gentlemen don't mind, we're going to steal Donnie away If you gentlemen don't mind, we're going to steal Donnie away
898 01:19:31,255 01:19:33,359 for some, introductions. for some, introductions.
899 01:19:36,147 01:19:39,197 I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley. I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley.
900 01:19:39,777 01:19:42,407 Yeah. I'll take one. Yeah. I'll take one.
901 01:19:42,513 01:19:45,458 - What's that? - A pimento-and-cheese sandwich, sir. - What's that? - A pimento-and-cheese sandwich, sir.
902 01:19:46,038 01:19:47,561 Yeah, I'll try one of them. Yeah, I'll try one of them.
903 01:20:02,029 01:20:03,080 Sorry. Not for me. Sorry. Not for me.
904 01:20:14,022 01:20:19,281 Earlier this week, we asked our help what Mr. Shirley might like for supper. Earlier this week, we asked our help what Mr. Shirley might like for supper.
905 01:20:19,809 01:20:24,437 So the boys in the kitchen whipped up a special menu in honor of our guest. So the boys in the kitchen whipped up a special menu in honor of our guest.
906 01:20:25,016 01:20:26,173 Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
907 01:20:27,490 01:20:29,697 Home-cooked fried chicken. Home-cooked fried chicken.
908 01:20:38,641 01:20:40,060 There we go. There we go.
909 01:20:40,535 01:20:42,954 Bring it in. Serve it up hot. Bring it in. Serve it up hot.
910 01:21:20,515 01:21:24,090 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
911 01:21:26,248 01:21:28,719 We'll return after a brief intermission. We'll return after a brief intermission.
912 01:21:32,718 01:21:34,084 Excuse me, Don. Excuse me, Don.
913 01:21:35,190 01:21:38,031 - Lovely work in there. - Why, thank you. - Lovely work in there. - Why, thank you.
914 01:21:38,137 01:21:40,187 Are you looking for the commode? Are you looking for the commode?
915 01:21:40,293 01:21:42,133 - Yes. I... - Yeah, here. Let me help you. - Yes. I... - Yeah, here. Let me help you.
916 01:21:42,239 01:21:45,131 It's right out there before that pine. It's right out there before that pine.
917 01:21:52,288 01:21:54,232 I'd prefer not to use that. I'd prefer not to use that.
918 01:21:54,338 01:21:58,388 Well, don't be silly, Don. It looks a lot worse from the outside. Well, don't be silly, Don. It looks a lot worse from the outside.
919 01:21:59,073 01:22:01,859 And I suppose you'd know from experience. And I suppose you'd know from experience.
920 01:22:01,966 01:22:04,279 Well, I've never had any complaints. Well, I've never had any complaints.
921 01:22:09,857 01:22:13,906 Well, I could return to my motel and use the facilities there... Well, I could return to my motel and use the facilities there...
922 01:22:15,696 01:22:18,325 but that would take at least a half an hour. but that would take at least a half an hour.
923 01:22:23,639 01:22:25,321 We don't mind waiting. We don't mind waiting.
924 01:22:28,479 01:22:31,633 Why don't I just pull over? You can piss in the woods. Why don't I just pull over? You can piss in the woods.
925 01:22:32,266 01:22:34,106 Animals go in the woods. Animals go in the woods.
926 01:22:34,212 01:22:37,630 It's gonna be at least 20 minutes I gotta go all the way back to your motel. It's gonna be at least 20 minutes I gotta go all the way back to your motel.
927 01:22:37,738 01:22:41,260 So let's just get there so I can go back and finish the show. So let's just get there so I can go back and finish the show.
928 01:22:41,366 01:22:45,048 See, that's the difference between you and me. See, that's the difference between you and me.
929 01:22:45,154 01:22:46,889 I'd have zero problem going in the woods. I'd have zero problem going in the woods.
930 01:22:46,995 01:22:48,256 I'm well aware. I'm well aware.
931 01:22:49,784 01:22:53,412 What are you sore at me for? I don't make the rules down here. What are you sore at me for? I don't make the rules down here.
932 01:22:53,518 01:22:57,094 No? Then who does? No? Then who does?
933 01:22:58,568 01:23:03,406 Oh. You're saying just 'cause I'm white and they're white? Oh. You're saying just 'cause I'm white and they're white?
934 01:23:04,302 01:23:07,194 You know, that's a very prejudiced thing you just said there. You know, that's a very prejudiced thing you just said there.
935 01:23:07,301 01:23:09,350 A very prejudiced thing. A very prejudiced thing.
936 01:23:09,458 01:23:12,980 I got more in common with the hymies at Second Avenue Deli I got more in common with the hymies at Second Avenue Deli
937 01:23:13,088 01:23:15,611 than I do with these hillbilly pricks down here. than I do with these hillbilly pricks down here.
938 01:23:15,717 01:23:17,189 Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road.
939 01:23:17,295 01:23:20,502 You always say that when you don't like what I'm saying. You always say that when you don't like what I'm saying.
940 01:23:20,610 01:23:22,397 Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road.
941 01:23:28,238 01:23:29,761 I don't get it. I don't get it.
942 01:23:29,867 01:23:33,338 How does he smile and shake their hands like that? How does he smile and shake their hands like that?
943 01:23:34,391 01:23:39,388 They try to pull that outhouse shit on me, I'd piss right on the living room floor. They try to pull that outhouse shit on me, I'd piss right on the living room floor.
944 01:23:41,704 01:23:43,333 Don't... Don't do that. Don't... Don't do that.
945 01:23:46,385 01:23:49,382 We have many concert dates left. We have many concert dates left.
946 01:23:52,592 01:23:54,643 Yeah? So? Yeah? So?
947 01:23:55,381 01:23:58,641 You realize we're contractually obliged to perform them? You realize we're contractually obliged to perform them?
948 01:24:00,799 01:24:04,322 Of course I do. You don't play, we don't get paid. Of course I do. You don't play, we don't get paid.
949 01:24:05,481 01:24:06,584 What's your point? What's your point?
950 01:24:07,164 01:24:10,740 Ugly circumstances are going to happen again, Ugly circumstances are going to happen again,
951 01:24:11,635 01:24:13,527 so control yourself. so control yourself.
952 01:24:14,582 01:24:16,842 Don't lecture me, you rat. Don't lecture me, you rat.
953 01:24:20,684 01:24:22,944 Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north
954 01:24:23,051 01:24:27,678 getting rear end kissed at Park Avenue parties for three times money. getting rear end kissed at Park Avenue parties for three times money.
955 01:24:28,469 01:24:31,045 But he ask for this. But he ask for this.
956 01:24:37,411 01:24:38,462 Why? Why?
957 01:25:03,556 01:25:05,816 What on God's green earth are you doing? What on God's green earth are you doing?
958 01:25:06,922 01:25:08,078 A letter. A letter.
959 01:25:08,921 01:25:11,340 Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note. Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note.
960 01:25:13,025 01:25:14,338 May I? May I?
961 01:25:24,019 01:25:26,490 "Dear Dolores. " "Dear Dolores. "
962 01:25:27,122 01:25:28,489 D- E-A-R. D- E-A-R.
963 01:25:28,595 01:25:30,171 This is an animal. This is an animal.
964 01:25:30,279 01:25:35,485 "I'm meeting all the highly leading citizens of the town. "I'm meeting all the highly leading citizens of the town.
965 01:25:37,170 01:25:40,903 People that use big words, all of them. People that use big words, all of them.
966 01:25:41,483 01:25:44,586 But you know me. I get by. But you know me. I get by.
967 01:25:45,113 01:25:46,690 I'm a good bullshitter. " I'm a good bullshitter. "
968 01:25:47,479 01:25:49,215 Two T's in "bullshitter. " Two T's in "bullshitter. "
969 01:25:50,900 01:25:55,106 "As I'm writing this letter, I'm eating potato chips, "As I'm writing this letter, I'm eating potato chips,
970 01:25:55,739 01:25:59,473 and I'm starting to get thirsty. and I'm starting to get thirsty.
971 01:26:00,579 01:26:04,575 I washed my socks and dried them on the TV. I washed my socks and dried them on the TV.
972 01:26:05,523 01:26:08,521 I should have brung the iron. " I should have brung the iron. "
973 01:26:08,627 01:26:10,414 You know this is pathetic, right? You know this is pathetic, right?
974 01:26:12,362 01:26:13,886 Tell me what you're trying to say. Tell me what you're trying to say.
975 01:26:14,992 01:26:16,149 I don't know. I don't know.
976 01:26:17,779 01:26:20,041 You know, I miss her and shit. You know, I miss her and shit.
977 01:26:20,147 01:26:21,619 Then say that. Then say that.
978 01:26:22,672 01:26:25,985 But do it in a manner that no one else has ever done it before. But do it in a manner that no one else has ever done it before.
979 01:26:26,880 01:26:28,563 And without the profanity. And without the profanity.
980 01:26:30,142 01:26:31,982 Something like,... Something like,...
981 01:26:33,351 01:26:34,665 Put this down. Put this down.
982 01:26:38,611 01:26:40,030 Dear Dolores. Dear Dolores.
983 01:26:40,137 01:26:41,872 Hold on. I'll start a new one. Hold on. I'll start a new one.
984 01:26:43,240 01:26:46,711 D- E-A-R Dolores. D- E-A-R Dolores.
985 01:26:49,816 01:26:51,550 When I think of you... When I think of you...
986 01:26:53,814 01:26:58,599 I'm reminded of the beautiful plains of Iowa. I'm reminded of the beautiful plains of Iowa.
987 01:26:59,232 01:27:00,703 What planes? What planes?
988 01:27:01,494 01:27:03,281 The plains. The plains.
989 01:27:04,072 01:27:07,332 P- L-A-I-N-S. Those big fields we saw. P- L-A-I-N-S. Those big fields we saw.
990 01:27:07,438 01:27:10,015 Oh. Yeah, those were nice. Oh. Yeah, those were nice.
991 01:27:10,753 01:27:11,961 Plains. Plains.
992 01:27:13,382 01:27:17,274 Which is what they call Which is what they call
993 01:27:17,802 01:27:21,799 big fields around here. big fields around here.
994 01:27:22,273 01:27:23,955 Tony, no expounding. Tony, no expounding.
995 01:27:24,955 01:27:26,900 - No what? - Just write what I say. - No what? - Just write what I say.
996 01:27:27,638 01:27:28,952 No good. No good.
997 01:27:29,952 01:27:32,740 The distance between us... The distance between us...
998 01:27:35,055 01:27:37,000 is breaking my spirit. is breaking my spirit.
999 01:27:39,001 01:27:40,736 Between us... Between us...
1000 01:27:41,894 01:27:46,785 My time and experiences without you are meaningless to me. My time and experiences without you are meaningless to me.
1001 01:27:52,520 01:27:56,727 Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done. Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done.
1002 01:27:57,676 01:28:03,250 Falling... in love... with you... Falling... in love... with you...
1003 01:28:03,882 01:28:06,459 This is very fucking romantic. This is very fucking romantic.
1004 01:28:07,407 01:28:10,983 ...was the easiest thing I have ever done. ...was the easiest thing I have ever done.
1005 01:28:11,721 01:28:14,507 Nothing matters to me but you, Nothing matters to me but you,
1006 01:28:15,508 01:28:19,346 and every day I'm alive, I'm aware of this. and every day I'm alive, I'm aware of this.
1007 01:28:20,084 01:28:24,713 I loved you the day I met you, I love you today, I loved you the day I met you, I love you today,
1008 01:28:25,345 01:28:28,816 and I will love you the rest of my life. and I will love you the rest of my life.
1009 01:28:32,500 01:28:35,759 So, can I put, "PS. Kiss the kids"? So, can I put, "PS. Kiss the kids"?
1010 01:28:35,866 01:28:37,127 A PS? A PS?
1011 01:28:37,917 01:28:39,231 Yeah, like, at the end. Yeah, like, at the end.
1012 01:28:41,127 01:28:45,596 That's like clanging a cowbell at the end of Shostakovich's Seventh. That's like clanging a cowbell at the end of Shostakovich's Seventh.
1013 01:28:48,123 01:28:50,067 Right. And that's good? Right. And that's good?
1014 01:28:52,489 01:28:53,961 It's perfect, Tony. It's perfect, Tony.
1015 01:28:59,275 01:29:02,798 Everybody talks about Willie Mays, 1954. Everybody talks about Willie Mays, 1954.
1016 01:29:02,904 01:29:05,849 It wasn't even the greatest catch in the Polo Grounds. It wasn't even the greatest catch in the Polo Grounds.
1017 01:29:05,955 01:29:11,215 That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936, second game of the World Series. That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936, second game of the World Series.
1018 01:29:11,637 01:29:14,739 Final out, 500 feet... Final out, 500 feet...
1019 01:29:19,632 01:29:20,999 You like that, Doc? You like that, Doc?
1020 01:29:21,105 01:29:22,839 That's a handsome suit. That's a handsome suit.
1021 01:29:22,947 01:29:24,734 Sharp. Sharp.
1022 01:29:25,734 01:29:27,732 Guy looks just like you. Guy looks just like you.
1023 01:29:29,312 01:29:30,783 He does? He does?
1024 01:29:33,100 01:29:35,833 Well, size-wise. Yeah. Well, size-wise. Yeah.
1025 01:29:38,570 01:29:40,463 It is about a 42. It is about a 42.
1026 01:29:42,095 01:29:45,564 Why don't you try it on? Why don't you try it on?
1027 01:29:45,672 01:29:48,458 What, you gotta wear a tuxedo on stage every night? What, you gotta wear a tuxedo on stage every night?
1028 01:29:49,512 01:29:51,509 You could mix it up a little, Doc. You could mix it up a little, Doc.
1029 01:29:51,616 01:29:54,823 Come on, let's see how it looks on you. We got plenty of time. Come on, let's see how it looks on you. We got plenty of time.
1030 01:29:59,402 01:30:00,610 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1031 01:30:01,927 01:30:04,819 - How you doing? - May I help you, sir? - How you doing? - May I help you, sir?
1032 01:30:04,924 01:30:08,815 Yeah, we want to try on that, beautiful gray suit in the window. Yeah, we want to try on that, beautiful gray suit in the window.
1033 01:30:09,291 01:30:12,025 - You got it in a 42? - Of course. - You got it in a 42? - Of course.
1034 01:30:16,445 01:30:17,601 That's the one. That's the one.
1035 01:30:18,128 01:30:20,020 Dressing room is in the back, sir. Dressing room is in the back, sir.
1036 01:30:20,864 01:30:23,703 Thank you. I'll be just a moment. Thank you. I'll be just a moment.
1037 01:30:23,809 01:30:27,333 Take your time, Doc. I'll check out some ties for you. Take your time, Doc. I'll check out some ties for you.
1038 01:30:29,385 01:30:34,224 Excuse me. You're not allowed to try that on. Excuse me. You're not allowed to try that on.
1039 01:30:37,171 01:30:38,327 I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon?
1040 01:30:38,433 01:30:44,429 If you'd like to purchase it first, we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs. If you'd like to purchase it first, we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs.
1041 01:30:47,796 01:30:48,900 I see. I see.
1042 01:31:51,396 01:31:52,604 Ah! Ah!
1043 01:32:08,228 01:32:09,280 Yeah. Yeah.
1044 01:32:11,543 01:32:12,804 That's me. That's me.
1045 01:32:27,482 01:32:32,110 Hey, Officer. I got a call about Dr. Shirley. Hey, Officer. I got a call about Dr. Shirley.
1046 01:32:33,216 01:32:34,371 Come on. Come on.
1047 01:32:40,633 01:32:42,473 His friend's here. His friend's here.
1048 01:32:44,578 01:32:45,682 Thank you. Thank you.
1049 01:32:51,996 01:32:54,624 Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake. Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake.
1050 01:32:55,625 01:32:57,464 - You a lawyer? - No. - You a lawyer? - No.
1051 01:32:57,571 01:32:58,780 Well, you should call one. Well, you should call one.
1052 01:32:58,887 01:33:00,989 - We're taking your auntie in. - For what? - We're taking your auntie in. - For what?
1053 01:33:01,095 01:33:03,883 Manager caught him and the other guy. Manager caught him and the other guy.
1054 01:33:09,671 01:33:11,878 Well, can we get the cuffs off him, Well, can we get the cuffs off him,
1055 01:33:11,985 01:33:14,824 let him put his pants on, we talk about this? let him put his pants on, we talk about this?
1056 01:33:15,404 01:33:16,876 Sure, we could. Sure, we could.
1057 01:33:17,614 01:33:18,822 But we ain't. But we ain't.
1058 01:33:19,296 01:33:23,872 Okay, look, we're out of here tomorrow morning. Okay, look, we're out of here tomorrow morning.
1059 01:33:23,978 01:33:25,398 You'll never see us again. You'll never see us again.
1060 01:33:26,030 01:33:28,290 There's gotta be something we can do to work this out. There's gotta be something we can do to work this out.
1061 01:33:30,659 01:33:34,445 What if you let him go and I give you something to thank you? What if you let him go and I give you something to thank you?
1062 01:33:35,078 01:33:38,128 You bribing us? You bribing us?
1063 01:33:38,234 01:33:40,600 No. Hell, no. No. Hell, no.
1064 01:33:40,707 01:33:43,493 A gift. A thank-you. A gift. A thank-you.
1065 01:33:44,126 01:33:46,386 What kind of thank-you? What kind of thank-you?
1066 01:33:47,493 01:33:49,227 Like a... Like a...
1067 01:33:49,334 01:33:51,752 You know, donation to the police force. You know, donation to the police force.
1068 01:33:51,859 01:33:53,225 Youse guys. Youse guys.
1069 01:33:54,489 01:33:55,645 Whatever you want. Whatever you want.
1070 01:33:57,382 01:33:59,064 You like suits? You like suits?
1071 01:33:59,696 01:34:02,431 I was walking through your nice town today, I was walking through your nice town today,
1072 01:34:02,538 01:34:05,377 and I seen a store that was selling suits. and I seen a store that was selling suits.
1073 01:34:06,798 01:34:08,428 Primo suits. Primo suits.
1074 01:34:08,534 01:34:12,531 What if, as a thank-you... a donation... What if, as a thank-you... a donation...
1075 01:34:13,690 01:34:15,319 I buy youse each a suit? I buy youse each a suit?
1076 01:34:17,529 01:34:21,368 You get all dressed up, you take the wife out for dinner. You get all dressed up, you take the wife out for dinner.
1077 01:34:22,212 01:34:25,998 I mean, guys like you, you work hard. You deserve it. I mean, guys like you, you work hard. You deserve it.
1078 01:34:36,309 01:34:39,569 They were wrong for the way they treated me, and you rewarded them. They were wrong for the way they treated me, and you rewarded them.
1079 01:34:42,621 01:34:45,724 I was hired to get you from one show to the next. I was hired to get you from one show to the next.
1080 01:34:45,831 01:34:48,196 How I do it shouldn't matter to you. How I do it shouldn't matter to you.
1081 01:34:48,303 01:34:50,301 I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off. I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off.
1082 01:34:50,407 01:34:52,089 I did what I had to do. I did what I had to do.
1083 01:34:54,037 01:34:56,507 You know, if this got out, it would kill your career. You know, if this got out, it would kill your career.
1084 01:34:56,615 01:34:57,981 Okay, Tony. Okay, Tony.
1085 01:34:59,666 01:35:01,979 I need you to stop it with the phony altruism I need you to stop it with the phony altruism
1086 01:35:02,085 01:35:03,767 and concern for my career. and concern for my career.
1087 01:35:04,610 01:35:05,766 What the hell does that mean? What the hell does that mean?
1088 01:35:05,872 01:35:08,238 You were only thinking about yourself back there You were only thinking about yourself back there
1089 01:35:08,345 01:35:11,815 because you know if I miss a show, it'll come out of your pocketbook. because you know if I miss a show, it'll come out of your pocketbook.
1090 01:35:11,922 01:35:15,866 Of course I don't want you to miss a show, you ungrateful bastard. Of course I don't want you to miss a show, you ungrateful bastard.
1091 01:35:15,972 01:35:18,181 You think I'm doing this for my health? You think I'm doing this for my health?
1092 01:35:18,971 01:35:21,284 Tonight, I saved your ass. Tonight, I saved your ass.
1093 01:35:21,390 01:35:24,125 So show a little appreciation maybe. So show a little appreciation maybe.
1094 01:35:24,758 01:35:27,808 Besides, I told you never to go nowhere without me! Besides, I told you never to go nowhere without me!
1095 01:35:30,228 01:35:33,594 I assumed you'd want this to be the exception. I assumed you'd want this to be the exception.
1096 01:36:18,519 01:36:23,305 Want me to get some makeup or something for the show tomorrow? Want me to get some makeup or something for the show tomorrow?
1097 01:36:23,412 01:36:25,146 No, I'm fine. No, I'm fine.
1098 01:36:25,252 01:36:27,986 You sure? Bruise kind of shows. You sure? Bruise kind of shows.
1099 01:36:28,093 01:36:29,723 I said I'm fine. I said I'm fine.
1100 01:36:31,617 01:36:32,774 Okay. Okay.
1101 01:36:43,033 01:36:44,662 He didn't ask me to do that. He didn't ask me to do that.
1102 01:36:44,768 01:36:47,081 I'm telling you, that's what he told me. I'm telling you, that's what he told me.
1103 01:36:47,189 01:36:48,660 He didn't ask me. He didn't ask me.
1104 01:36:48,766 01:36:52,080 Oh. Tony Lip. Oh. Tony Lip.
1105 01:36:52,975 01:36:56,287 Dominic, Mags. What the hell you guys doing down here? Dominic, Mags. What the hell you guys doing down here?
1106 01:36:56,394 01:36:57,760 Hey, Brooklyn sent us down. Hey, Brooklyn sent us down.
1107 01:36:57,866 01:37:00,758 - Take care of a few things. - Yeah. - Take care of a few things. - Yeah.
1108 01:37:44,632 01:37:46,367 I'm working here. I'm working here.
1109 01:37:57,204 01:38:00,202 Sorry, Doc. They're some friends from New York. Sorry, Doc. They're some friends from New York.
1110 01:38:01,465 01:38:04,200 Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage? Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage?
1111 01:38:04,306 01:38:05,462 All right. All right.
1112 01:38:47,126 01:38:50,070 Called his room. Be down in a minute. Called his room. Be down in a minute.
1113 01:39:02,434 01:39:04,800 - Hey, Doc. - Where are you off to? - Hey, Doc. - Where are you off to?
1114 01:39:08,167 01:39:12,111 I'm just going downstairs. To have a drink. I'm just going downstairs. To have a drink.
1115 01:39:26,526 01:39:27,682 Tony. Tony.
1116 01:39:28,578 01:39:31,102 I think you're doing a wonderful job. I think you're doing a wonderful job.
1117 01:39:33,154 01:39:34,257 So... So...
1118 01:39:36,153 01:39:39,939 I'd like to formally offer you the position of my road manager. I'd like to formally offer you the position of my road manager.
1119 01:39:40,782 01:39:45,410 With the title also comes more responsibility, but... With the title also comes more responsibility, but...
1120 01:39:47,252 01:39:49,198 that also means a raise in pay. that also means a raise in pay.
1121 01:39:50,251 01:39:52,564 No. No. No. No.
1122 01:39:52,670 01:39:54,037 No, thanks. No, thanks.
1123 01:39:57,036 01:40:02,190 We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses. We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses.
1124 01:40:02,297 01:40:04,768 That's our deal, right? That's our deal, right?
1125 01:40:07,294 01:40:10,186 I ain't going nowhere, Doc. I ain't going nowhere, Doc.
1126 01:40:10,293 01:40:12,343 I was just going down to tell them. I was just going down to tell them.
1127 01:40:26,021 01:40:27,230 Tony. Tony.
1128 01:40:34,070 01:40:36,330 I'm sorry about last night. I'm sorry about last night.
1129 01:40:41,487 01:40:42,906 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
1130 01:40:46,116 01:40:49,902 I've been working nightclubs in New York City my whole life. I've been working nightclubs in New York City my whole life.
1131 01:40:50,008 01:40:51,848 I know it's a... I know it's a...
1132 01:40:53,428 01:40:55,478 complicated world. complicated world.
1133 01:41:11,471 01:41:14,311 So, where'd you learn how to play like that? So, where'd you learn how to play like that?
1134 01:41:14,417 01:41:15,625 My mother. My mother.
1135 01:41:16,206 01:41:18,625 Your mother? Really? Your mother? Really?
1136 01:41:21,728 01:41:24,463 She taught me how to play on an old spinet. She taught me how to play on an old spinet.
1137 01:41:26,411 01:41:32,091 Soon as I could walk, we'd travel around the Florida Panhandle, Soon as I could walk, we'd travel around the Florida Panhandle,
1138 01:41:32,933 01:41:36,194 put on my little shows in parishes and halls. put on my little shows in parishes and halls.
1139 01:41:36,721 01:41:39,350 Fortunately, a man who had seen me play Fortunately, a man who had seen me play
1140 01:41:39,878 01:41:43,979 arranged for me to study at the Leningrad Conservatory of Music. arranged for me to study at the Leningrad Conservatory of Music.
1141 01:41:44,717 01:41:47,294 I was the first Negro ever accepted there. I was the first Negro ever accepted there.
1142 01:41:47,874 01:41:51,028 That's where they taught you all them songs you play? That's where they taught you all them songs you play?
1143 01:41:51,134 01:41:53,869 Actually, I was trained to play classical music. Actually, I was trained to play classical music.
1144 01:41:54,764 01:41:59,970 Brahms, Franz Liszt, Beethoven, Chopin. Brahms, Franz Liszt, Beethoven, Chopin.
1145 01:42:01,602 01:42:03,443 It's all I ever wanted to play. It's all I ever wanted to play.
1146 01:42:05,707 01:42:08,388 But I was persuaded by my record company But I was persuaded by my record company
1147 01:42:08,494 01:42:11,912 to pursue a career in popular music instead. to pursue a career in popular music instead.
1148 01:42:13,176 01:42:16,804 They insisted that audiences would never accept a Negro pianist They insisted that audiences would never accept a Negro pianist
1149 01:42:16,911 01:42:18,699 on a classical stage. on a classical stage.
1150 01:42:19,856 01:42:23,223 Wanted to turn me into just another colored entertainer. Wanted to turn me into just another colored entertainer.
1151 01:42:25,538 01:42:29,535 You know, the guy who's smoking while he's playing You know, the guy who's smoking while he's playing
1152 01:42:29,641 01:42:32,744 and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano
1153 01:42:32,850 01:42:38,162 and then complains because he's not respected like Arthur Rubinstein. and then complains because he's not respected like Arthur Rubinstein.
1154 01:42:38,900 01:42:44,894 You don't see Arthur Rubinstein putting a glass of whiskey on his piano. You don't see Arthur Rubinstein putting a glass of whiskey on his piano.
1155 01:42:47,421 01:42:51,733 I don't know. Personally, I think if you stuck to the classic stuff, I don't know. Personally, I think if you stuck to the classic stuff,
1156 01:42:51,840 01:42:53,732 it would've been a big mistake. it would've been a big mistake.
1157 01:42:54,154 01:42:59,150 A mistake? Performing the music I trained my entire life to play? A mistake? Performing the music I trained my entire life to play?
1158 01:42:59,836 01:43:02,569 Trained? What are you, a seal? Trained? What are you, a seal?
1159 01:43:03,203 01:43:05,094 People love what you do. People love what you do.
1160 01:43:05,202 01:43:09,408 Anyone could sound like Beethoven or "Joe Pan" Anyone could sound like Beethoven or "Joe Pan"
1161 01:43:09,515 01:43:11,460 or them other guys you said. or them other guys you said.
1162 01:43:11,566 01:43:15,931 But your music, what you do... But your music, what you do...
1163 01:43:19,141 01:43:20,666 only you can do that. only you can do that.
1164 01:43:24,770 01:43:26,242 Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Tony.
1165 01:43:32,608 01:43:34,868 But not everyone can play Chopin. But not everyone can play Chopin.
1166 01:43:37,658 01:43:39,077 Not like I can. Not like I can.
1167 01:43:44,759 01:43:47,810 The trees have shed their leafy clothing, The trees have shed their leafy clothing,
1168 01:43:48,389 01:43:51,439 and their colors have faded to grays and browns. and their colors have faded to grays and browns.
1169 01:43:52,125 01:43:56,963 "I saw millions of trees all dusted with snow, "I saw millions of trees all dusted with snow,
1170 01:43:57,069 01:43:59,224 just like out of a fairy tale. " just like out of a fairy tale. "
1171 01:43:59,331 01:44:01,749 He's so expressive. He's so expressive.
1172 01:44:03,013 01:44:07,642 Got to admit, Lip's letters, they're not bad. Got to admit, Lip's letters, they're not bad.
1173 01:44:07,748 01:44:09,324 Oh, well, it's in the family. Oh, well, it's in the family.
1174 01:44:09,904 01:44:12,743 They say our great-great-great-grandfather They say our great-great-great-grandfather
1175 01:44:12,851 01:44:15,690 helped da Vinci with the Sixteen Chapel. helped da Vinci with the Sixteen Chapel.
1176 01:44:15,796 01:44:18,845 - You mean Michelangelo. - Right. - You mean Michelangelo. - Right.
1177 01:44:18,953 01:44:21,792 What does Michelangelo have to do with writing letters? What does Michelangelo have to do with writing letters?
1178 01:44:21,899 01:44:25,158 I'm just saying, we're an arty family. I'm just saying, we're an arty family.
1179 01:44:25,265 01:44:30,840 "I will count the hours, minutes, and seconds "I will count the hours, minutes, and seconds
1180 01:44:30,946 01:44:33,469 until you are in my arms. until you are in my arms.
1181 01:44:33,577 01:44:35,890 Love you, Tony. Love you, Tony.
1182 01:44:35,996 01:44:37,889 PS. Kiss the kids. " PS. Kiss the kids. "
1183 01:44:39,783 01:44:41,676 - John! - Yeah? - John! - Yeah?
1184 01:44:42,940 01:44:44,412 I want a letter. I want a letter.
1185 01:44:45,254 01:44:47,147 Yeah, soon as you make a meal. Yeah, soon as you make a meal.
1186 01:45:05,139 01:45:08,872 Eyes forward, Tony. Eyes forward, Tony.
1187 01:45:41,015 01:45:42,381 Tony. Tony.
1188 01:45:42,488 01:45:47,379 All right, everybody. Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome All right, everybody. Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome
1189 01:45:47,485 01:45:51,114 to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley Trio. to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley Trio.
1190 01:46:24,939 01:46:27,620 Your mother's ass. Your mother's ass.
1191 01:46:27,727 01:46:32,197 Can't see shit. Can't see shit.
1192 01:46:40,405 01:46:42,193 What the hell's this guy doing? What the hell's this guy doing?
1193 01:46:46,823 01:46:49,031 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
1194 01:47:04,970 01:47:07,285 License and papers. License and papers.
1195 01:47:08,285 01:47:10,440 Am I glad to see you! Am I glad to see you!
1196 01:47:11,021 01:47:16,648 We had to turn off the main road, and, now we're lost. We had to turn off the main road, and, now we're lost.
1197 01:47:19,543 01:47:21,382 Step out of the car. Step out of the car.
1198 01:47:21,909 01:47:25,012 - What'd I do? - Out of the car. - What'd I do? - Out of the car.
1199 01:47:40,163 01:47:42,161 Why are you on this road? Why are you on this road?
1200 01:47:42,951 01:47:48,105 I told you. We had to make a detour, and we got lost. I told you. We had to make a detour, and we got lost.
1201 01:47:54,103 01:47:56,522 And why are you driving him? And why are you driving him?
1202 01:47:57,469 01:47:59,047 He's my boss. He's my boss.
1203 01:48:07,149 01:48:11,513 He can't be out here at night. This a sundown town. He can't be out here at night. This a sundown town.
1204 01:48:12,357 01:48:13,723 What's that? What's that?
1205 01:48:15,881 01:48:18,879 Get him out of the car and check his ID. Get him out of the car and check his ID.
1206 01:48:18,985 01:48:21,772 Oh, come on. It's pouring rain. Oh, come on. It's pouring rain.
1207 01:48:22,457 01:48:25,664 Sir, I can just get it right here through the window. Sir, I can just get it right here through the window.
1208 01:48:25,770 01:48:27,453 Get him out of the car. Get him out of the car.
1209 01:48:28,401 01:48:31,398 Come on, get out now. Get out now. Get out. Come on, get out now. Get out now. Get out.
1210 01:48:33,030 01:48:34,449 Got ID? Got ID?
1211 01:48:38,186 01:48:40,499 How you say this last name? How you say this last name?
1212 01:48:41,815 01:48:43,235 Vallelonga. Vallelonga.
1213 01:48:44,919 01:48:48,442 - Yeah, what kind of name is that? - It's Italian. - Yeah, what kind of name is that? - It's Italian.
1214 01:48:49,811 01:48:55,596 Oh. Oh, I see. That's why you're driving him around. Oh. Oh, I see. That's why you're driving him around.
1215 01:48:58,069 01:49:00,173 You're half a nigger yourself. You're half a nigger yourself.
1216 01:49:02,331 01:49:06,169 Hands in the air! Now! Now! Hands in the air! Now! Now!
1217 01:49:10,379 01:49:11,640 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1218 01:49:17,533 01:49:19,162 Excuse me, sirs. Excuse me, sirs.
1219 01:49:22,636 01:49:25,423 I understand why my associate is being held, I understand why my associate is being held,
1220 01:49:25,529 01:49:28,474 but what exactly am I being charged with? but what exactly am I being charged with?
1221 01:49:33,419 01:49:35,733 You seem like reasonable men. You seem like reasonable men.
1222 01:49:36,892 01:49:38,416 Perhaps you could let me out Perhaps you could let me out
1223 01:49:38,522 01:49:40,993 so that we could discuss the situation further. so that we could discuss the situation further.
1224 01:49:41,100 01:49:43,782 Just put the apple butter away, boy. Just put the apple butter away, boy.
1225 01:49:43,888 01:49:47,148 You ain't going nowhere no time soon. You ain't going nowhere no time soon.
1226 01:49:48,833 01:49:51,672 You cannot hold me without cause. You cannot hold me without cause.
1227 01:49:51,778 01:49:53,303 Oh, I got cause. Oh, I got cause.
1228 01:49:54,041 01:49:57,037 'Cause you let the sun set on your black ass. 'Cause you let the sun set on your black ass.
1229 01:49:59,353 01:50:01,614 I want to speak to my lawyer. I want to speak to my lawyer.
1230 01:50:02,352 01:50:04,192 I want my call. I want my call.
1231 01:50:04,771 01:50:08,453 This is a flagrant violation of my rights. This is a flagrant violation of my rights.
1232 01:50:09,717 01:50:11,188 You know... You know...
1233 01:50:13,346 01:50:18,132 he does have, rights. he does have, rights.
1234 01:50:24,498 01:50:27,286 Give the Negro his goddamn phone call. Give the Negro his goddamn phone call.
1235 01:50:28,496 01:50:29,652 You happy? You happy?
1236 01:50:36,071 01:50:37,859 You know a lawyer? You know a lawyer?
1237 01:50:38,754 01:50:39,911 Call him. Call him.
1238 01:50:54,483 01:50:58,322 I walk up to the car and I say, "Sir, you know how fast you were goin'?" I walk up to the car and I say, "Sir, you know how fast you were goin'?"
1239 01:50:58,901 01:51:02,110 He says, "I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't mean to speed, but"... He says, "I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't mean to speed, but"...
1240 01:51:02,216 01:51:05,949 As my mother always said, "What kind of brand-new fool are you?" As my mother always said, "What kind of brand-new fool are you?"
1241 01:51:07,108 01:51:08,684 Look at them over there. Look at them over there.
1242 01:51:10,264 01:51:12,210 Take a good look at the officer you hit. Take a good look at the officer you hit.
1243 01:51:12,631 01:51:15,786 Look at him. He's over there having a grand old time, Look at him. He's over there having a grand old time,
1244 01:51:15,892 01:51:21,152 chatting up with his pals, enjoying a nice cup of coffee. chatting up with his pals, enjoying a nice cup of coffee.
1245 01:51:22,100 01:51:23,677 And where are you? And where are you?
1246 01:51:23,783 01:51:27,517 In here, with me, who did nothing. In here, with me, who did nothing.
1247 01:51:28,833 01:51:31,041 Yet I'm the one who pays the price. Yet I'm the one who pays the price.
1248 01:51:31,148 01:51:34,092 I'm the one who's gonna miss the Birmingham show. I'm the one who's gonna miss the Birmingham show.
1249 01:51:34,199 01:51:38,511 Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too, if you don't play Birmingham. Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too, if you don't play Birmingham.
1250 01:51:38,617 01:51:42,614 So, that little temper tantrum, was it worth it? So, that little temper tantrum, was it worth it?
1251 01:51:47,193 01:51:48,927 You never win with violence, Tony. You never win with violence, Tony.
1252 01:51:49,033 01:51:52,293 You only win when you maintain your dignity. You only win when you maintain your dignity.
1253 01:51:52,400 01:51:55,923 Dignity always prevails. Dignity always prevails.
1254 01:51:57,397 01:52:00,815 And tonight, because of you, we did not. And tonight, because of you, we did not.
1255 01:52:07,970 01:52:10,389 I wouldn't touch that mattress, Doc. I wouldn't touch that mattress, Doc.
1256 01:52:10,495 01:52:13,387 Maryville Police. Maryville Police.
1257 01:52:17,544 01:52:18,805 No, sir. No, sir.
1258 01:52:19,859 01:52:22,014 No, no, I... I'm not, sir. No, no, I... I'm not, sir.
1259 01:52:23,331 01:52:25,644 Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir.
1260 01:52:26,488 01:52:27,538 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
1261 01:52:28,802 01:52:30,063 Gimme. Gimme.
1262 01:52:30,906 01:52:32,378 Chief Pratt. Who's this? Chief Pratt. Who's this?
1263 01:52:33,220 01:52:34,481 Baloney. Baloney.
1264 01:52:38,165 01:52:42,320 Yes, sir. I can hear it now, Governor. Yes, sir. I can hear it now, Governor.
1265 01:52:47,950 01:52:49,527 No, sir. I'm sorry. No, sir. I'm sorry.
1266 01:52:49,633 01:52:52,788 No, of course I can recognize your voice. It's... No, of course I can recognize your voice. It's...
1267 01:52:56,998 01:52:58,101 Sir? Sir?
1268 01:52:59,786 01:53:03,572 You're saying the boy we got locked up called who? You're saying the boy we got locked up called who?
1269 01:53:07,887 01:53:10,463 Oh, and he called you. Oh, and he called you.
1270 01:53:11,095 01:53:12,567 No... No, sir. No... No, sir.
1271 01:53:13,358 01:53:16,407 An officer was assaulted in the line of duty. An officer was assaulted in the line of duty.
1272 01:53:20,249 01:53:21,351 No, sir. No. No, sir. No.
1273 01:53:21,459 01:53:25,718 I don't want no National Guard coming down here neither, sir. I don't want no National Guard coming down here neither, sir.
1274 01:53:27,508 01:53:29,663 I'll get to it immediately, Governor. I'll get to it immediately, Governor.
1275 01:53:31,086 01:53:33,399 Good night to you and the missus. Good night to you and the missus.
1276 01:53:39,555 01:53:41,342 - Get 'em out. - What? - Get 'em out. - What?
1277 01:53:42,027 01:53:43,604 Cut 'em goddamn loose. Cut 'em goddamn loose.
1278 01:53:43,711 01:53:45,707 That dago wop hit me! That dago wop hit me!
1279 01:53:46,393 01:53:48,601 You want to keep your goddamn job? You want to keep your goddamn job?
1280 01:53:48,708 01:53:53,546 Then you do what I goddamn tell you to do when I goddamn tell you to do it! Then you do what I goddamn tell you to do when I goddamn tell you to do it!
1281 01:53:53,652 01:53:56,544 And I'm telling you to get 'em the goddamn out! And I'm telling you to get 'em the goddamn out!
1282 01:53:57,439 01:53:58,911 Who the hell did you call? Who the hell did you call?
1283 01:54:03,121 01:54:06,066 Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses. Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses.
1284 01:54:06,172 01:54:09,011 Marone. How great is that? Marone. How great is that?
1285 01:54:10,223 01:54:11,694 It's not great. It's not great.
1286 01:54:12,380 01:54:13,956 It's not great at all. It's not great at all.
1287 01:54:14,062 01:54:17,007 - It's humiliating. - The hell you talking about? - It's humiliating. - The hell you talking about?
1288 01:54:17,113 01:54:19,532 We were screwed. Now we ain't. We were screwed. Now we ain't.
1289 01:54:20,690 01:54:23,688 And I just put the attorney general of the United States And I just put the attorney general of the United States
1290 01:54:23,794 01:54:25,530 in an incredibly awkward position. in an incredibly awkward position.
1291 01:54:25,636 01:54:28,949 So what? That's what the guy gets paid for. So what? That's what the guy gets paid for.
1292 01:54:29,055 01:54:30,631 What else he got to do? What else he got to do?
1293 01:54:31,317 01:54:35,734 That man and his brother are trying to change this country. That man and his brother are trying to change this country.
1294 01:54:35,840 01:54:37,786 That's what else he got to do. That's what else he got to do.
1295 01:54:39,838 01:54:42,100 Now he thinks I'm some kind of... Now he thinks I'm some kind of...
1296 01:54:44,468 01:54:48,202 Calling from some... backwoods swamp jail, Calling from some... backwoods swamp jail,
1297 01:54:48,308 01:54:50,411 asking to attenuate assault charges? asking to attenuate assault charges?
1298 01:54:50,517 01:54:52,251 Who does that? Who does that?
1299 01:54:52,359 01:54:56,828 Garbage. That's who. You shouldn't have hit him. Garbage. That's who. You shouldn't have hit him.
1300 01:54:56,936 01:54:58,723 I didn't like the way he was treating you, I didn't like the way he was treating you,
1301 01:54:58,829 01:55:01,195 making you stand out in the rain like that. making you stand out in the rain like that.
1302 01:55:01,301 01:55:04,982 Please, you hit him because of what he called you. Please, you hit him because of what he called you.
1303 01:55:05,983 01:55:08,612 I've had to endure that kind of talk my entire life. I've had to endure that kind of talk my entire life.
1304 01:55:08,718 01:55:11,137 You should be able to take it for at least one night. You should be able to take it for at least one night.
1305 01:55:11,243 01:55:14,609 What? I can't get mad at that stuff he was saying 'cause I ain't black? What? I can't get mad at that stuff he was saying 'cause I ain't black?
1306 01:55:14,715 01:55:16,555 Christ, I'm blacker than you are. Christ, I'm blacker than you are.
1307 01:55:16,661 01:55:17,818 Excuse me? Excuse me?
1308 01:55:17,924 01:55:20,816 You don't know shit about your own people... You don't know shit about your own people...
1309 01:55:20,923 01:55:24,814 what they eat, how they talk, how they live. what they eat, how they talk, how they live.
1310 01:55:24,920 01:55:26,550 You don't even know who Little Richard is. You don't even know who Little Richard is.
1311 01:55:26,657 01:55:30,390 Oh, so, knowing who Little Richard is makes you blacker than me? Oh, so, knowing who Little Richard is makes you blacker than me?
1312 01:55:31,390 01:55:34,282 Oh, Tony, I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. Oh, Tony, I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.
1313 01:55:34,389 01:55:36,545 You wouldn't talk so damn much. You wouldn't talk so damn much.
1314 01:55:36,651 01:55:41,016 Bullshit. I know exactly who I am. Bullshit. I know exactly who I am.
1315 01:55:41,123 01:55:44,646 I'm the guy who lived in the same neighborhood in the Bronx my entire life I'm the guy who lived in the same neighborhood in the Bronx my entire life
1316 01:55:44,752 01:55:48,591 with my mother, my father, my brother, and now my wife and kids. with my mother, my father, my brother, and now my wife and kids.
1317 01:55:48,698 01:55:51,222 That's it. That's who I am. That's it. That's who I am.
1318 01:55:51,328 01:55:54,430 I'm the asshole who has to hustle every goddamn day I'm the asshole who has to hustle every goddamn day
1319 01:55:54,536 01:55:56,219 to put food on the table. to put food on the table.
1320 01:55:56,325 01:56:00,164 You, Mr. Big Shot, you live on top of a castle, You, Mr. Big Shot, you live on top of a castle,
1321 01:56:00,270 01:56:03,688 traveling around the world doing concerts for rich people. traveling around the world doing concerts for rich people.
1322 01:56:03,795 01:56:07,055 I live on the streets. You sit on a throne. I live on the streets. You sit on a throne.
1323 01:56:07,161 01:56:10,579 So, yeah, my world is way more blacker than yours. So, yeah, my world is way more blacker than yours.
1324 01:56:13,106 01:56:15,945 - Pull over. - What? - Pull over. - What?
1325 01:56:16,052 01:56:19,259 - Pull over. - I ain't pulling over. - Pull over. - I ain't pulling over.
1326 01:56:19,365 01:56:20,890 Stop the car, Tony! Stop the car, Tony!
1327 01:56:24,048 01:56:25,625 What? What?
1328 01:56:25,731 01:56:27,413 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1329 01:56:28,939 01:56:30,149 Doc. Doc.
1330 01:56:33,306 01:56:35,461 Doc, what the hell are you doing? Doc, what the hell are you doing?
1331 01:56:36,305 01:56:39,091 Doc. Get back in the car. Doc. Get back in the car.
1332 01:56:39,986 01:56:42,984 Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone! Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone!
1333 01:56:45,878 01:56:48,401 And rich white people pay me to play piano for them And rich white people pay me to play piano for them
1334 01:56:48,508 01:56:50,243 because it makes them feel cultured. because it makes them feel cultured.
1335 01:56:50,770 01:56:52,610 But as soon as I step off that stage, But as soon as I step off that stage,
1336 01:56:52,717 01:56:55,609 I go right back to being just another nigger to them. I go right back to being just another nigger to them.
1337 01:56:57,346 01:56:59,397 Because that is their true culture. Because that is their true culture.
1338 01:57:00,765 01:57:04,447 And I suffer that slight alone because I'm not accepted by my own people, And I suffer that slight alone because I'm not accepted by my own people,
1339 01:57:04,553 01:57:06,393 'cause I'm not like them either. 'cause I'm not like them either.
1340 01:57:08,130 01:57:11,337 So if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough So if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough
1341 01:57:11,444 01:57:15,388 and if I'm not man enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I? and if I'm not man enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I?
1342 01:57:59,524 01:58:01,626 I need some sleep. I need some sleep.
1343 01:58:05,889 01:58:07,097 All right. All right.
1344 01:58:08,414 01:58:12,779 I'll stop at the next place we see and sneak you into my room. I'll stop at the next place we see and sneak you into my room.
1345 01:58:12,885 01:58:14,778 No. No. No. No.
1346 01:58:14,884 01:58:18,671 I refuse to stay in an establishment where I'm not welcome. I refuse to stay in an establishment where I'm not welcome.
1347 01:58:22,355 01:58:24,615 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
1348 01:58:47,499 01:58:49,760 Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere? Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere?
1349 01:58:53,654 01:58:55,230 I didn't know it bothered you. I didn't know it bothered you.
1350 01:58:55,968 01:58:57,650 You should have told me. You should have told me.
1351 01:58:59,702 01:59:02,226 All you gotta do is say the word, Doc. All you gotta do is say the word, Doc.
1352 01:59:18,904 01:59:22,164 You do realize you'll be home before that letter arrives. You do realize you'll be home before that letter arrives.
1353 01:59:23,112 01:59:26,950 Yeah, I know. Just thought I'd bring it with me. Yeah, I know. Just thought I'd bring it with me.
1354 01:59:27,057 01:59:28,792 Save on stamps. Save on stamps.
1355 01:59:29,740 01:59:31,001 All right. All right.
1356 01:59:32,423 01:59:34,789 Tony, give it here. I'll fix it. Tony, give it here. I'll fix it.
1357 01:59:36,368 01:59:41,312 No offense, Doc, but I think I got the hang of it now. No offense, Doc, but I think I got the hang of it now.
1358 01:59:50,730 01:59:52,517 "Dear Dolores, "Dear Dolores,
1359 01:59:53,096 01:59:55,830 sometimes you remind me of a house. sometimes you remind me of a house.
1360 02:00:00,355 02:00:03,090 A house with beautiful lights on it... A house with beautiful lights on it...
1361 02:00:04,458 02:00:07,141 where everyone is happy inside. " where everyone is happy inside. "
1362 02:00:14,138 02:00:17,398 Yes, Tony. You got it. Yes, Tony. You got it.
1363 02:00:18,556 02:00:19,607 Yeah? Yeah?
1364 02:00:22,239 02:00:23,553 Thanks. Thanks.
1365 02:00:27,657 02:00:33,337 Hey, Doc, thanks for helping me with, the letters. Hey, Doc, thanks for helping me with, the letters.
1366 02:00:34,075 02:00:35,915 You're really good at writing 'em. You're really good at writing 'em.
1367 02:00:37,125 02:00:38,966 My pleasure, Tony. My pleasure, Tony.
1368 02:00:41,913 02:00:43,753 You know, when you get home, You know, when you get home,
1369 02:00:43,859 02:00:47,224 maybe you should write... write one to your brother. maybe you should write... write one to your brother.
1370 02:00:51,434 02:00:54,326 He knows where I am if he ever wants to reconnect. He knows where I am if he ever wants to reconnect.
1371 02:00:55,432 02:00:58,061 I wouldn't wait. I wouldn't wait.
1372 02:01:00,640 02:01:02,112 You know... You know...
1373 02:01:03,427 02:01:07,056 world's full of lonely people afraid to make the first move. world's full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.
1374 02:01:17,157 02:01:19,734 Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow. Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow.
1375 02:01:34,149 02:01:38,935 You know, Doc, something's been eating at me this whole trip. You know, Doc, something's been eating at me this whole trip.
1376 02:01:43,933 02:01:47,036 That Titsburgh was a major disappointment. That Titsburgh was a major disappointment.
1377 02:01:47,142 02:01:50,402 I didn't notice any difference at all. Did you? I didn't notice any difference at all. Did you?
1378 02:01:51,245 02:01:52,874 Good night, Tony. Good night, Tony.
1379 02:02:08,973 02:02:11,865 - Good evening. - Welcome, welcome. Come on in. - Good evening. - Welcome, welcome. Come on in.
1380 02:02:16,495 02:02:17,598 All righty. All righty.
1381 02:02:21,861 02:02:24,385 Welcome, Mr. Shirley. Welcome, Mr. Shirley.
1382 02:02:24,491 02:02:28,803 Graham Kindell. I'm the general manager. It is a pleasure to meet you. Graham Kindell. I'm the general manager. It is a pleasure to meet you.
1383 02:02:28,910 02:02:30,697 Thank you, Mr. Kindell. Thank you, Mr. Kindell.
1384 02:02:30,803 02:02:32,801 This is Mr. Tony Vallelonga. This is Mr. Tony Vallelonga.
1385 02:02:32,907 02:02:34,694 - Nice to meet you, Tony. - How you doing? - Nice to meet you, Tony. - How you doing?
1386 02:02:34,801 02:02:38,482 Let's keep the car right here in our "guest of honor" spot. Let's keep the car right here in our "guest of honor" spot.
1387 02:02:38,589 02:02:40,797 Right this way, gentlemen. Right this way, gentlemen.
1388 02:02:40,903 02:02:42,848 - Nice. - How was your drive up? - Nice. - How was your drive up?
1389 02:02:42,955 02:02:45,741 - Oh, it was wonderful. - Good to hear. Good to hear. - Oh, it was wonderful. - Good to hear. Good to hear.
1390 02:02:46,164 02:02:49,793 As you can imagine, our Christmas show is our biggest show of the year, As you can imagine, our Christmas show is our biggest show of the year,
1391 02:02:49,898 02:02:52,896 and we are so happy to have you here, Mr. Shirley. and we are so happy to have you here, Mr. Shirley.
1392 02:02:53,002 02:02:56,789 So, if you need anything, anything at all, you let me know. So, if you need anything, anything at all, you let me know.
1393 02:02:56,895 02:02:59,892 - Thank you. - Now, here we are. - Thank you. - Now, here we are.
1394 02:02:59,998 02:03:03,416 We got about an hour before show time. Any questions? We got about an hour before show time. Any questions?
1395 02:03:05,312 02:03:06,573 Where's the restaurant? Where's the restaurant?
1396 02:03:07,047 02:03:09,467 Well, you continue down the hall here, Tony, Well, you continue down the hall here, Tony,
1397 02:03:09,572 02:03:11,517 to the right and across the lobby. to the right and across the lobby.
1398 02:03:11,625 02:03:14,674 - Good luck. Break a leg. - Thank you. - Good luck. Break a leg. - Thank you.
1399 02:03:17,516 02:03:21,407 Well, he said we got an hour. You must be starving, Doc. Well, he said we got an hour. You must be starving, Doc.
1400 02:03:21,514 02:03:23,354 Go ahead. I'll meet you there. Go ahead. I'll meet you there.
1401 02:03:57,285 02:03:58,493 May we join you? May we join you?
1402 02:03:59,862 02:04:02,123 Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead.
1403 02:04:09,857 02:04:12,434 - Cocktail, gentlemen? - I'm good. - Cocktail, gentlemen? - I'm good.
1404 02:04:13,276 02:04:14,642 Three shots vodka. Three shots vodka.
1405 02:04:15,380 02:04:16,641 Oh. Oh.
1406 02:04:17,432 02:04:21,638 Last show. Cold War over. Time for truce. Last show. Cold War over. Time for truce.
1407 02:04:23,955 02:04:25,742 Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room? Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room?
1408 02:04:26,532 02:04:29,372 Yeah. More like half a broom closet. Yeah. More like half a broom closet.
1409 02:04:30,110 02:04:32,949 Tell you, I don't know how he puts up with that shit. Tell you, I don't know how he puts up with that shit.
1410 02:04:38,737 02:04:42,260 Six years ago, in 1956... Six years ago, in 1956...
1411 02:04:43,523 02:04:46,362 Nat King Cole was invited to perform Nat King Cole was invited to perform
1412 02:04:46,470 02:04:50,045 at the Municipal Auditorium here in Birmingham. at the Municipal Auditorium here in Birmingham.
1413 02:04:51,624 02:04:57,778 Mr. Cole was the first Negro asked to play at a white establishment in this city. Mr. Cole was the first Negro asked to play at a white establishment in this city.
1414 02:04:57,885 02:04:59,566 As soon as he started playing, As soon as he started playing,
1415 02:04:59,673 02:05:03,564 a group of men attack him for playing white people's music. a group of men attack him for playing white people's music.
1416 02:05:05,827 02:05:07,773 They pull him off stage... They pull him off stage...
1417 02:05:09,563 02:05:11,139 and beat him badly. and beat him badly.
1418 02:05:12,193 02:05:13,769 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
1419 02:05:18,926 02:05:24,290 You asked me once why Dr. Shirley does this. You asked me once why Dr. Shirley does this.
1420 02:05:26,027 02:05:27,447 I tell you. I tell you.
1421 02:05:28,079 02:05:30,918 Because genius is not enough. Because genius is not enough.
1422 02:05:31,867 02:05:35,390 It takes courage to change people's hearts. It takes courage to change people's hearts.
1423 02:05:45,439 02:05:46,489 Thanks. Thanks.
1424 02:05:48,226 02:05:49,540 Thank you. Thank you.
1425 02:05:51,856 02:05:54,380 Nu? Na zdorov'ye. Nu? Na zdorov'ye.
1426 02:05:55,749 02:05:57,062 Danke schön. Danke schön.
1427 02:06:01,219 02:06:03,112 - Good evening. - Can I help you? - Good evening. - Can I help you?
1428 02:06:03,218 02:06:04,428 Oh,... Oh,...
1429 02:06:08,794 02:06:11,476 There. Some friends of mine. There. Some friends of mine.
1430 02:06:11,583 02:06:14,843 You-you... You can't come in here. You-you... You can't come in here.
1431 02:06:25,628 02:06:28,362 - I understand, but... - Hey. What's going on? - I understand, but... - Hey. What's going on?
1432 02:06:29,311 02:06:34,043 This... gentleman says that I'm not permitted to dine here. This... gentleman says that I'm not permitted to dine here.
1433 02:06:34,676 02:06:37,305 No, you don't understand. He's playing tonight. No, you don't understand. He's playing tonight.
1434 02:06:37,412 02:06:38,725 He's the main event. Come on. He's the main event. Come on.
1435 02:06:38,832 02:06:42,986 I'm sorry, but it is the policy of the restaurant. I'm sorry, but it is the policy of the restaurant.
1436 02:06:43,092 02:06:44,460 Everything all right? Everything all right?
1437 02:06:44,566 02:06:46,248 No, it's not all right. No, it's not all right.
1438 02:06:46,827 02:06:50,036 This guy's saying Dr. Shirley can't eat here. This guy's saying Dr. Shirley can't eat here.
1439 02:06:50,141 02:06:52,876 Oh, well, I apologize, but... Oh, well, I apologize, but...
1440 02:06:53,403 02:06:56,663 These are long-standing traditions, club rules. These are long-standing traditions, club rules.
1441 02:06:56,769 02:06:58,188 I'm sure you understand. I'm sure you understand.
1442 02:06:58,664 02:07:00,661 No, I do not understand. No, I do not understand.
1443 02:07:01,136 02:07:05,658 In 45 minutes, I will be right up there on that stage entertaining your guests, In 45 minutes, I will be right up there on that stage entertaining your guests,
1444 02:07:05,764 02:07:07,185 yet I can't eat here? yet I can't eat here?
1445 02:07:07,291 02:07:09,814 I... I'm sorry. I... I'm sorry.
1446 02:07:10,447 02:07:14,075 Wait a minute. Are you telling me the bozos in his band Wait a minute. Are you telling me the bozos in his band
1447 02:07:14,182 02:07:16,863 and all these people who came here to see him play, and all these people who came here to see him play,
1448 02:07:16,969 02:07:18,388 they can eat here, they can eat here,
1449 02:07:18,917 02:07:23,018 but the star of the show, the parking spot of honor, he can't? but the star of the show, the parking spot of honor, he can't?
1450 02:07:24,282 02:07:25,911 I'm afraid not. I'm afraid not.
1451 02:07:26,543 02:07:29,751 Well, he's gotta eat. I mean, he's gotta have dinner. Well, he's gotta eat. I mean, he's gotta have dinner.
1452 02:07:32,751 02:07:35,011 Okay. I'll tell you what. Okay. I'll tell you what.
1453 02:07:35,118 02:07:37,485 Why don't we bring something to his dressing room? Why don't we bring something to his dressing room?
1454 02:07:37,591 02:07:39,273 John, show him a menu. John, show him a menu.
1455 02:07:39,379 02:07:44,270 No. I'm not eating in that storage room. No. I'm not eating in that storage room.
1456 02:07:46,217 02:07:48,952 Okay, well, if you prefer, Okay, well, if you prefer,
1457 02:07:49,058 02:07:53,055 there's a very popular establishment right down the road, the Orange Bird. there's a very popular establishment right down the road, the Orange Bird.
1458 02:07:53,162 02:07:55,633 They'd be happy to feed you. They'd be happy to feed you.
1459 02:07:58,685 02:08:00,314 Doc, come here. Doc, come here.
1460 02:08:02,419 02:08:03,680 Just one second. Just one second.
1461 02:08:05,365 02:08:08,047 You know what, maybe that other place is better anyway. You know what, maybe that other place is better anyway.
1462 02:08:08,154 02:08:10,414 I mean, the dinner rolls here are like rocks. I mean, the dinner rolls here are like rocks.
1463 02:08:10,520 02:08:13,729 You just go over and... You go over and come back. You just go over and... You go over and come back.
1464 02:08:20,043 02:08:22,092 It's the last show. It's the last show.
1465 02:08:22,199 02:08:23,671 It's the bottom of the ninth. It's the bottom of the ninth.
1466 02:08:23,777 02:08:26,090 Let's just get it over with and we can go home, Let's just get it over with and we can go home,
1467 02:08:26,197 02:08:28,036 get away from these pricks. get away from these pricks.
1468 02:08:31,457 02:08:33,035 Ah, there you go. Ah, there you go.
1469 02:08:33,140 02:08:35,560 The fish is wonderful tonight. The fish is wonderful tonight.
1470 02:08:43,030 02:08:44,923 Either I eat in this room... Either I eat in this room...
1471 02:08:46,713 02:08:48,921 or I'm not performing tonight. or I'm not performing tonight.
1472 02:08:54,708 02:08:56,916 May I have a word with you? May I have a word with you?
1473 02:09:14,488 02:09:18,642 Mr. Villanueva, you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley. Mr. Villanueva, you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley.
1474 02:09:18,748 02:09:22,481 Please make him understand. We're not insulting him personally. Please make him understand. We're not insulting him personally.
1475 02:09:22,589 02:09:24,902 This is just the way things are done down here. This is just the way things are done down here.
1476 02:09:25,008 02:09:27,480 Yeah, well, he's not from down here. Yeah, well, he's not from down here.
1477 02:09:27,586 02:09:30,478 Yeah, just... just ask him to be reasonable. Yeah, just... just ask him to be reasonable.
1478 02:09:30,585 02:09:33,634 I've got 400 guests in there expecting to be entertained tonight. I've got 400 guests in there expecting to be entertained tonight.
1479 02:09:33,740 02:09:36,369 And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight. And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight.
1480 02:09:36,897 02:09:39,999 Why can't you just make an exception this one time? Why can't you just make an exception this one time?
1481 02:09:41,999 02:09:43,366 Let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story.
1482 02:09:45,314 02:09:49,310 You ever hear of the Boston Celtics basketball club? You ever hear of the Boston Celtics basketball club?
1483 02:09:49,416 02:09:50,467 Yeah. Yeah.
1484 02:09:50,574 02:09:55,255 Well, those boys came through here couple years ago on a barnstorming tour. Well, those boys came through here couple years ago on a barnstorming tour.
1485 02:09:55,361 02:09:57,937 Seeing as they was the world champions of the league and all, Seeing as they was the world champions of the league and all,
1486 02:09:58,043 02:10:02,830 we were tickled to have them here, and we rolled out the welcome wagon. we were tickled to have them here, and we rolled out the welcome wagon.
1487 02:10:02,936 02:10:06,775 So, do you know what table their big coon ate at that night? So, do you know what table their big coon ate at that night?
1488 02:10:09,090 02:10:10,088 No. No.
1489 02:10:10,142 02:10:13,718 I don't, either, but it wasn't one of ours. I don't, either, but it wasn't one of ours.
1490 02:10:14,298 02:10:16,296 Now, let's cut the bullshit. Now, let's cut the bullshit.
1491 02:10:17,087 02:10:18,768 Tell me what it's gonna take? Tell me what it's gonna take?
1492 02:10:19,295 02:10:22,661 Say, a hundred dollars, you get your boy to play? Say, a hundred dollars, you get your boy to play?
1493 02:10:25,503 02:10:27,501 You think you can buy me? You think you can buy me?
1494 02:10:27,607 02:10:30,183 With all due respect, sir, With all due respect, sir,
1495 02:10:30,289 02:10:33,655 you wouldn't be in a job like this if you couldn't be bought. you wouldn't be in a job like this if you couldn't be bought.
1496 02:10:34,340 02:10:36,075 - You... - Stop. - You... - Stop.
1497 02:10:36,182 02:10:37,390 Tony. Tony.
1498 02:10:40,180 02:10:41,809 It's all right. It's all right.
1499 02:10:44,387 02:10:45,912 I'll play... I'll play...
1500 02:10:48,017 02:10:49,700 if you want me to. if you want me to.
1501 02:11:07,955 02:11:10,952 All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here.
1502 02:11:12,531 02:11:14,739 What do you mean "Let's get out of here"? What do you mean "Let's get out of here"?
1503 02:11:15,582 02:11:18,001 Where the hell do you think you're going? Where the hell do you think you're going?
1504 02:11:18,581 02:11:21,262 Don, don't do this. Now, you signed a contract, and I... Don, don't do this. Now, you signed a contract, and I...
1505 02:11:21,368 02:11:24,049 I know you're the kind of man who honors a contract. I know you're the kind of man who honors a contract.
1506 02:11:24,157 02:11:26,627 Connie, Bill, everything's gonna be fine. It's all right. Connie, Bill, everything's gonna be fine. It's all right.
1507 02:11:26,735 02:11:28,416 You got a show to do, mister! You got a show to do, mister!
1508 02:11:28,523 02:11:31,624 You turn yourself around right now, goddamn it! You turn yourself around right now, goddamn it!
1509 02:11:31,732 02:11:32,993 Right now! Right now!
1510 02:11:33,993 02:11:36,674 This is why you people don't work down here. This is why you people don't work down here.
1511 02:11:36,782 02:11:39,148 'Cause you're unreliable. You hear me? 'Cause you're unreliable. You hear me?
1512 02:11:39,254 02:11:43,146 I shipped that goddamn Steinway in from Atlanta for you! I shipped that goddamn Steinway in from Atlanta for you!
1513 02:11:52,405 02:11:55,771 Tony, are you hungry? Tony, are you hungry?
1514 02:11:56,560 02:11:59,874 Does Betty like butta... er? Does Betty like butta... er?
1515 02:12:04,346 02:12:08,396 One, two... One, two...
1516 02:12:56,161 02:12:57,423 You a cop? You a cop?
1517 02:12:58,370 02:13:00,052 Do I look Irish? Do I look Irish?
1518 02:13:01,580 02:13:03,050 What you want, baby? What you want, baby?
1519 02:13:03,526 02:13:05,471 Two Cutty Sarks, neat. Two Cutty Sarks, neat.
1520 02:13:05,577 02:13:06,628 Coming up. Coming up.
1521 02:13:15,625 02:13:19,253 Whatever your specialty is, we'll take it. Whatever your specialty is, we'll take it.
1522 02:13:20,780 02:13:22,620 Two Orange Birds! Two Orange Birds!
1523 02:13:38,876 02:13:41,136 I like what you did back there, Doc. I like what you did back there, Doc.
1524 02:13:42,031 02:13:43,714 You stood up for yourself. You stood up for yourself.
1525 02:13:46,661 02:13:49,343 It's like what your friend, the president, said. It's like what your friend, the president, said.
1526 02:13:50,238 02:13:51,604 "Ask not... "Ask not...
1527 02:13:53,605 02:13:56,234 your country, what you can do for it. your country, what you can do for it.
1528 02:13:57,287 02:13:59,496 Ask what you do for yourself. " Ask what you do for yourself. "
1529 02:14:01,811 02:14:03,073 You know? You know?
1530 02:14:06,229 02:14:11,489 So, darling, what you do, all dressed up like that? So, darling, what you do, all dressed up like that?
1531 02:14:12,174 02:14:13,909 Nothing particularly important. Nothing particularly important.
1532 02:14:16,487 02:14:19,747 Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes. Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes.
1533 02:14:19,855 02:14:23,850 He's only the greatest piano player in the world. He's only the greatest piano player in the world.
1534 02:14:23,957 02:14:27,375 That right? You good? That right? You good?
1535 02:14:29,060 02:14:32,530 Don't be shy, Doc. Tell her who you are. Don't be shy, Doc. Tell her who you are.
1536 02:14:32,637 02:14:34,214 Don't tell me nothing. Don't tell me nothing.
1537 02:14:35,162 02:14:36,266 Show me. Show me.
1538 02:14:44,841 02:14:45,998 Come on. Come on.
1539 02:17:01,244 02:17:04,241 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1540 02:18:57,341 02:18:59,234 That's how you break a key. That's how you break a key.
1541 02:19:02,812 02:19:04,704 Oh, that was a good time. Oh, that was a good time.
1542 02:19:04,811 02:19:07,282 I'd do that once a month for free. I'd do that once a month for free.
1543 02:19:07,809 02:19:09,439 You were unbelievable. You were unbelievable.
1544 02:19:09,545 02:19:10,701 Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony.
1545 02:19:11,965 02:19:14,384 I bet if we leave right now, we can make it. I bet if we leave right now, we can make it.
1546 02:19:14,963 02:19:16,277 Make what? Make what?
1547 02:19:16,384 02:19:19,696 Christmas Eve in New York City. Christmas Eve in New York City.
1548 02:19:25,222 02:19:26,535 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
1549 02:19:40,055 02:19:43,473 Don't ever flash a wad of cash in a bar. Don't ever flash a wad of cash in a bar.
1550 02:19:55,942 02:19:57,835 I knew you had a gun. I knew you had a gun.
1551 02:20:29,609 02:20:31,606 This could get bad, Doc. This could get bad, Doc.
1552 02:20:33,606 02:20:39,076 Yes. It's a shame we don't have something to protect us on our journey. Yes. It's a shame we don't have something to protect us on our journey.
1553 02:20:40,182 02:20:42,022 Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
1554 02:20:42,707 02:20:46,230 Why don't you put your lucky rock up on the dash, Tony? Why don't you put your lucky rock up on the dash, Tony?
1555 02:20:49,230 02:20:50,860 Come on, Tony. Come on, Tony.
1556 02:20:51,545 02:20:53,436 We need all the help we can get. We need all the help we can get.
1557 02:21:00,435 02:21:03,905 Thank you. I feel safer already. Thank you. I feel safer already.
1558 02:21:07,063 02:21:09,902 You're a real prick, you know that? You're a real prick, you know that?
1559 02:21:39,309 02:21:41,780 Ah, shit! Ah, shit!
1560 02:21:54,091 02:21:56,088 Goddamn cops. Goddamn cops.
1561 02:22:10,241 02:22:12,606 What are you doing out here? What are you doing out here?
1562 02:22:12,713 02:22:14,815 We're trying to get to New York. We're trying to get to New York.
1563 02:22:17,973 02:22:19,971 Is there a problem, Officer? Is there a problem, Officer?
1564 02:22:20,077 02:22:21,496 Yeah. Yeah.
1565 02:22:22,655 02:22:26,967 I noticed your car was tilting left. Looks like your back tire is flat. I noticed your car was tilting left. Looks like your back tire is flat.
1566 02:22:47,116 02:22:49,429 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
1567 02:23:07,158 02:23:08,787 Okay, be careful, gentlemen. Okay, be careful, gentlemen.
1568 02:23:09,788 02:23:12,890 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
1569 02:23:13,839 02:23:15,205 Thanks, Officer. Thanks, Officer.
1570 02:23:31,198 02:23:33,722 ...weather advisory warning this Christmas Eve ...weather advisory warning this Christmas Eve
1571 02:23:33,828 02:23:37,667 as a major snowstorm is hitting the Eastern Seaboard as a major snowstorm is hitting the Eastern Seaboard
1572 02:23:37,773 02:23:41,612 with the severest weather in eastern Pennsylvania, with the severest weather in eastern Pennsylvania,
1573 02:23:41,718 02:23:44,768 northern New Jersey, and the five boroughs. northern New Jersey, and the five boroughs.
1574 02:23:45,506 02:23:49,134 Travelers are advised to stay off the New Jersey Turnpike. Travelers are advised to stay off the New Jersey Turnpike.
1575 02:23:49,242 02:23:52,449 All right, that's it. We're done. All right, that's it. We're done.
1576 02:23:53,238 02:23:55,395 I'm pulling us into the next motel. I'm pulling us into the next motel.
1577 02:23:56,291 02:23:58,498 Keep going as long as you can, Tony. Keep going as long as you can, Tony.
1578 02:23:58,605 02:24:01,076 I can't keep my eyes open. I can't keep my eyes open.
1579 02:24:01,918 02:24:03,864 I'm getting hypnotized here. I'm getting hypnotized here.
1580 02:24:05,075 02:24:07,757 Think my brain's gonna explode. Think my brain's gonna explode.
1581 02:24:10,966 02:24:15,489 Hey, we gave it a shot, Doc. Hey, we gave it a shot, Doc.
1582 02:24:16,753 02:24:18,330 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
1583 02:24:29,536 02:24:32,481 All right, the table is set, ladies and gentlemen. All right, the table is set, ladies and gentlemen.
1584 02:24:32,587 02:24:36,057 Don't run in the house. Don't run in the house. Don't run in the house. Don't run in the house.
1585 02:24:40,425 02:24:43,579 Mom, Frankie won't let me use it. Mom, Frankie won't let me use it.
1586 02:24:43,687 02:24:45,736 Frankie, let Nicky use it! Frankie, let Nicky use it!
1587 02:24:45,843 02:24:46,999 Use what? Use what?
1588 02:24:51,998 02:24:53,837 Here it is. Here it is.
1589 02:24:59,363 02:25:01,780 Kids! Wash your hands. Kids! Wash your hands.
1590 02:25:02,887 02:25:06,673 Here we go. Alla salute. Alla salute. Here we go. Alla salute. Alla salute.
1591 02:25:07,464 02:25:10,356 Dee! Do you need help with the calzone? Dee! Do you need help with the calzone?
1592 02:25:10,461 02:25:12,828 - No, I'm fine. No. - All right! - No, I'm fine. No. - All right!
1593 02:25:12,935 02:25:15,142 It's time to eat! It's time to eat!
1594 02:25:44,338 02:25:45,600 Tony. Tony.
1595 02:25:46,022 02:25:47,547 Tony, wake up. Tony, wake up.
1596 02:25:52,441 02:25:53,753 You all right? You all right?
1597 02:25:54,334 02:25:56,962 You're home. Get inside. You're home. Get inside.
1598 02:26:17,269 02:26:18,320 Good night. Good night.
1599 02:26:19,741 02:26:23,896 Wait, wait. Come... Come up and meet my family. Wait, wait. Come... Come up and meet my family.
1600 02:26:28,053 02:26:29,893 Merry Christmas, Tony. Merry Christmas, Tony.
1601 02:26:32,998 02:26:34,102 Hey... Hey...
1602 02:26:36,575 02:26:38,362 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1603 02:27:06,454 02:27:08,452 Hey, hey! You're gonna choke on the bone. Hey, hey! You're gonna choke on the bone.
1604 02:27:08,559 02:27:10,293 I'm just getting started over here. I'm just getting started over here.
1605 02:27:12,713 02:27:15,079 - You got it? You got it. - I got it. - You got it? You got it. - I got it.
1606 02:27:15,975 02:27:18,499 - Dolores, do you need any help? - No, no, honey. - Dolores, do you need any help? - No, no, honey.
1607 02:27:19,289 02:27:22,339 - Not while I'm eating! - Go ahead, smoke. - Not while I'm eating! - Go ahead, smoke.
1608 02:27:23,287 02:27:25,864 Oh! Oh!
1609 02:27:25,970 02:27:29,177 Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey! Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey!
1610 02:27:29,600 02:27:30,651 Dad! Dad!
1611 02:27:34,597 02:27:35,858 Hey. Hey.
1612 02:27:36,964 02:27:38,330 How are you? How are you?
1613 02:27:39,911 02:27:41,329 You made it back! You made it back!
1614 02:27:41,435 02:27:43,118 Hey, Pop. Hey, Pop.
1615 02:27:43,224 02:27:45,590 - Merry Christmas. - What a Christmas! - Merry Christmas. - What a Christmas!
1616 02:27:45,697 02:27:47,589 - Buon Natale! - Tony, God bless. - Buon Natale! - Tony, God bless.
1617 02:27:47,696 02:27:49,483 - Hey. - I'm glad you made it back. - Hey. - I'm glad you made it back.
1618 02:27:55,008 02:27:57,321 Wonderful, wonderful! Wonderful, wonderful!
1619 02:28:05,581 02:28:07,474 - You hungry? - I'm starving. - You hungry? - I'm starving.
1620 02:28:07,580 02:28:09,262 - Hey! - All right. Sit down. - Hey! - All right. Sit down.
1621 02:28:10,053 02:28:12,471 Anything left? Anything left?
1622 02:28:12,578 02:28:13,786 Let's go! Let's go!
1623 02:28:29,253 02:28:32,566 - Welcome home, Dr. Shirley. - Thank you, Amit. - Welcome home, Dr. Shirley. - Thank you, Amit.
1624 02:28:33,251 02:28:34,933 I turned down your bed, sir. I turned down your bed, sir.
1625 02:28:35,039 02:28:37,458 Shall I unpack your luggage now? Shall I unpack your luggage now?
1626 02:28:37,564 02:28:41,455 No, no. Please, go home to your family. No, no. Please, go home to your family.
1627 02:28:42,825 02:28:44,191 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
1628 02:28:51,241 02:28:52,924 Merry Christmas, sir. Merry Christmas, sir.
1629 02:28:53,398 02:28:54,870 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1630 02:29:59,416 02:30:01,835 The holidays are just starting. The holidays are just starting.
1631 02:30:01,941 02:30:05,727 I love everything in white. I love everything in white.
1632 02:30:05,834 02:30:09,199 Always. Always with the kissing. Always. Always with the kissing.
1633 02:30:09,305 02:30:12,146 What? You never kiss me like that at the table. What? You never kiss me like that at the table.
1634 02:30:12,252 02:30:13,934 Why don't you ever kiss me like that? Why don't you ever kiss me like that?
1635 02:30:15,618 02:30:19,089 All right, all right, all right. Relax, relax. All right, all right, all right. Relax, relax.
1636 02:30:23,088 02:30:26,559 So, Tony, you all right? You seem a little quiet. So, Tony, you all right? You seem a little quiet.
1637 02:30:28,559 02:30:32,082 Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know? Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know?
1638 02:30:33,714 02:30:35,186 Long trip. Long trip.
1639 02:30:40,184 02:30:41,971 You take care of that thing? You take care of that thing?
1640 02:30:42,079 02:30:43,129 Oh. Oh.
1641 02:30:49,705 02:30:50,757 Thanks. Thanks.
1642 02:30:50,863 02:30:52,546 Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks. Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks.
1643 02:30:53,599 02:30:54,965 Seventy-five? Seventy-five?
1644 02:30:55,756 02:30:56,964 Charlie said 60. Charlie said 60.
1645 02:30:57,071 02:31:00,015 Oh. I'm doing this for free? Oh. I'm doing this for free?
1646 02:31:03,278 02:31:04,960 Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony.
1647 02:31:05,066 02:31:07,485 Tony, tell us about the trip. Tony, tell us about the trip.
1648 02:31:07,591 02:31:09,063 You've been gone two months. You've been gone two months.
1649 02:31:09,169 02:31:11,062 Yeah, how was he, the tutsoon? Yeah, how was he, the tutsoon?
1650 02:31:11,168 02:31:12,693 He get on your nerves? He get on your nerves?
1651 02:31:13,693 02:31:15,165 Don't call him that. Don't call him that.
1652 02:31:21,006 02:31:22,109 All right. All right.
1653 02:31:26,528 02:31:29,420 Tony, you should have seen the day last week Tony, you should have seen the day last week
1654 02:31:29,528 02:31:32,524 little Frankie climbed up onto the TV. little Frankie climbed up onto the TV.
1655 02:31:32,630 02:31:35,049 I took a picture of him. It was so cute. I took a picture of him. It was so cute.
1656 02:31:35,155 02:31:37,153 He was so funny up there. He was so funny up there.
1657 02:31:37,260 02:31:40,204 What are you, nuts, Dee? With all the tubes back there? What are you, nuts, Dee? With all the tubes back there?
1658 02:31:40,311 02:31:42,203 - He could've got electrocuted. - Oh, no. - He could've got electrocuted. - Oh, no.
1659 02:31:42,310 02:31:44,098 - What, he break it? - What are you talking about? - What, he break it? - What are you talking about?
1660 02:31:44,203 02:31:46,044 You're thinking of toasters. You're thinking of toasters.
1661 02:31:46,150 02:31:49,463 You can't get electrocuted from the TV set. You can't get electrocuted from the TV set.
1662 02:31:49,569 02:31:53,514 She's not thinking about a toaster. She's thinking about a TV. She's not thinking about a toaster. She's thinking about a TV.
1663 02:31:53,620 02:31:56,091 Is he taking it into the bathtub? Is he taking it into the bathtub?
1664 02:32:00,301 02:32:03,140 You're not gonna get electrocuted. You're not gonna get electrocuted.
1665 02:32:09,559 02:32:11,241 Charlie. Charlie.
1666 02:32:11,348 02:32:14,029 Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me. Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me.
1667 02:32:14,661 02:32:16,659 Oh. Well, come on in. Oh. Well, come on in.
1668 02:32:16,766 02:32:20,078 All right. Oh. You remember Marie? All right. Oh. You remember Marie?
1669 02:32:20,185 02:32:23,393 - Hey, Marie. - Charlie, you actually came? - Hey, Marie. - Charlie, you actually came?
1670 02:32:23,499 02:32:26,391 I was kidding. I was kidding.
1671 02:32:26,498 02:32:28,653 With the wife, too? Jeez. With the wife, too? Jeez.
1672 02:32:28,759 02:32:31,230 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
1673 02:32:31,337 02:32:32,967 - Hello! What a surprise. - Merry Christmas. - Hello! What a surprise. - Merry Christmas.
1674 02:32:33,073 02:32:34,597 Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
1675 02:32:35,125 02:32:36,701 Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop. Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop.
1676 02:32:36,808 02:32:38,596 - Hey! - Didn't bring nothing. - Hey! - Didn't bring nothing.
1677 02:32:38,702 02:32:40,646 - Christmas. Can you believe it? - Come here, come here. - Christmas. Can you believe it? - Come here, come here.
1678 02:32:40,754 02:32:43,961 - Sit down. - Sit down, sit down. - Sit down. - Sit down, sit down.
1679 02:32:51,116 02:32:52,483 Doc. Doc.
1680 02:32:55,904 02:32:58,270 Ah. Welcome. Ah. Welcome.
1681 02:32:59,217 02:33:00,320 Oh. Oh.
1682 02:33:02,268 02:33:05,213 Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody.
1683 02:33:05,951 02:33:07,422 Stop it, stop it. Stop it, stop it.
1684 02:33:07,528 02:33:09,999 This is Dr. Donald Shirley. This is Dr. Donald Shirley.
1685 02:33:13,421 02:33:14,787 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1686 02:33:19,943 02:33:23,571 Well, come on. Make some room. Get this man a plate! Well, come on. Make some room. Get this man a plate!
1687 02:33:31,096 02:33:32,146 Oh. Oh.
1688 02:33:35,093 02:33:37,933 - Hello. - You must be Dolores. - Hello. - You must be Dolores.
1689 02:33:39,091 02:33:40,458 Welcome. Welcome.
1690 02:33:40,564 02:33:43,088 Buon Natale. Buon Natale.
1691 02:33:45,035 02:33:47,716 Thank you for sharing your husband with me. Thank you for sharing your husband with me.
1692 02:33:56,555 02:33:59,711 Thank you for helping him with the letters. Thank you for helping him with the letters.