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1 00:00:14,556 00:00:17,100 (CROWD SHOUTING) (CROWD SHOUTING)
2 00:00:19,186 00:00:21,145 (MAN) All right, boys, here we go. (MAN) All right, boys, here we go.
3 00:00:21,313 00:00:24,649 Huntsy, how long does it take you to get your hair like that? Huntsy, how long does it take you to get your hair like that?
4 00:00:24,817 00:00:27,276 - About four hours. - It's nice. - About four hours. - It's nice.
5 00:00:27,444 00:00:30,488 Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids. Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids.
6 00:00:30,656 00:00:34,742 - Fuck you! - Ooh! Look at that face, pussy! - Fuck you! - Ooh! Look at that face, pussy!
7 00:00:34,910 00:00:37,120 - I'll fucking kill you! - Come on! - I'll fucking kill you! - Come on!
8 00:00:59,893 00:01:02,186 (MAN) I think I nailed him. (MAN) I think I nailed him.
9 00:01:07,276 00:01:12,071 # Last Sunday morning The sunshine felt like rain # Last Sunday morning The sunshine felt like rain
10 00:01:13,198 00:01:18,244 # The week before it all seemed the same # The week before it all seemed the same
11 00:01:18,412 00:01:22,457 # With the help of God and true friends, I come to realize # With the help of God and true friends, I come to realize
12 00:01:22,624 00:01:24,167 - Come on... - Oh... - Come on... - Oh...
13 00:01:25,878 00:01:28,171 (GASPS AND GROANS) (GASPS AND GROANS)
14 00:01:30,841 00:01:34,010 - Doug! Get to work. - (TV) Ross Rhea... - Doug! Get to work. - (TV) Ross Rhea...
15 00:01:36,263 00:01:39,056 It says here that you have brown eyes. It says here that you have brown eyes.
16 00:01:39,224 00:01:43,478 Come on! You actually have blue eyes in real life. Come on! You actually have blue eyes in real life.
17 00:01:43,645 00:01:45,480 I'm not paying! I'm not paying!
18 00:01:48,150 00:01:50,234 (CRIES OUT) (CRIES OUT)
19 00:01:51,153 00:01:53,613 - I'm really sorry, man. - Fuck off. - I'm really sorry, man. - Fuck off.
20 00:01:55,866 00:01:58,910 - What's the problem, Gerry? - I didn't win anything. - What's the problem, Gerry? - I didn't win anything.
21 00:01:59,077 00:02:00,787 It's a jukebox, Gerry. It's a jukebox, Gerry.
22 00:02:00,954 00:02:03,289 # Go on downtown, baby # Go on downtown, baby
23 00:02:03,457 00:02:05,249 # Find somebody to love # Find somebody to love
24 00:02:05,417 00:02:10,004 # Meanwhile I ain't wastin' time no more # Meanwhile I ain't wastin' time no more
25 00:02:10,172 00:02:16,761 # Cos time goes by like pouring rain and much faster things # Cos time goes by like pouring rain and much faster things
26 00:02:20,098 00:02:22,183 # Running after subway trains... # # Running after subway trains... #
27 00:02:22,351 00:02:25,770 - You look nice in that. - Thank you. - You look nice in that. - Thank you.
28 00:02:25,938 00:02:28,981 Mr and Mrs Goldsmith, you guys look too young. Mr and Mrs Goldsmith, you guys look too young.
29 00:02:29,149 00:02:31,442 You have to bring IDs next time. You have to bring IDs next time.
30 00:02:31,610 00:02:34,153 Huh? What the hell are you talking about? Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
31 00:02:35,405 00:02:37,949 - Barbara, this is Dr and Mrs Glatt. - Hi. - Barbara, this is Dr and Mrs Glatt. - Hi.
32 00:02:38,116 00:02:40,576 - How do you do? - Nice to meet you. - How do you do? - Nice to meet you.
33 00:02:40,744 00:02:43,287 - And their doctor son, Ira. - A pleasure. - And their doctor son, Ira. - A pleasure.
34 00:02:43,455 00:02:45,665 Great to meet you. Great to meet you.
35 00:02:45,833 00:02:48,709 - This is my youngest son, Doug. - Hello. - This is my youngest son, Doug. - Hello.
36 00:02:48,877 00:02:51,629 - Ow! - I'm sorry. - Ow! - I'm sorry.
37 00:02:51,797 00:02:56,467 Ira, have you got a main squeeze? I bet you're batting them off. Ira, have you got a main squeeze? I bet you're batting them off.
38 00:02:56,635 00:03:00,513 - My squeeze is late, actually. - Your dad thought you were single. - My squeeze is late, actually. - Your dad thought you were single.
39 00:03:00,681 00:03:02,723 What do I know? What do I know?
40 00:03:02,891 00:03:05,685 So what lvy League school are you hiding at, Doug? So what lvy League school are you hiding at, Doug?
41 00:03:05,853 00:03:08,938 Doug did not follow in the family vocation. Doug did not follow in the family vocation.
42 00:03:09,106 00:03:11,107 - He's a... - I bounce. - He's a... - I bounce.
43 00:03:11,275 00:03:13,818 - Like, er, basketball? - (HORN TOOTS) - Like, er, basketball? - (HORN TOOTS)
44 00:03:13,986 00:03:16,445 Richard! Richard!
45 00:03:16,613 00:03:19,824 - Hi! - (DAD) They're very close friends. - Hi! - (DAD) They're very close friends.
46 00:03:22,536 00:03:26,205 That's quite the couple, Glatt. Is he Jewish? That's quite the couple, Glatt. Is he Jewish?
47 00:03:27,416 00:03:31,794 Oh! Come on, stop! Stop blowing my hat, wind. Oh! Come on, stop! Stop blowing my hat, wind.
48 00:03:31,962 00:03:34,213 For the record, they're both adopted. For the record, they're both adopted.
49 00:03:34,381 00:03:39,427 # By and by Way after many years have gone # By and by Way after many years have gone
50 00:03:39,595 00:03:42,346 # All the war freaks die off Leavin' us alone... # # All the war freaks die off Leavin' us alone... #
51 00:03:42,514 00:03:47,518 Yes, there he is! You handsome bastard. Come in. Yes, there he is! You handsome bastard. Come in.
52 00:03:47,686 00:03:50,187 Thanks. Thanks.
53 00:03:50,689 00:03:53,357 - Tell me you saw what Rhea did? - It was a brutal chop. - Tell me you saw what Rhea did? - It was a brutal chop.
54 00:03:53,525 00:03:56,777 I've fuckin' never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before. I've fuckin' never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before.
55 00:03:57,946 00:04:01,991 He got suspended for 20 games. Boston sent him to St John's. He got suspended for 20 games. Boston sent him to St John's.
56 00:04:02,159 00:04:04,827 He's 40 years old. He's fucking done, son. He's 40 years old. He's fucking done, son.
57 00:04:04,995 00:04:07,038 Welcome to Hot Ice. Welcome to Hot Ice.
58 00:04:07,205 00:04:09,248 Tonight, we have Ross Rhea's apology. Tonight, we have Ross Rhea's apology.
59 00:04:09,416 00:04:15,087 To Darryl and his family, I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, To Darryl and his family, I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there,
60 00:04:15,255 00:04:17,632 - for what I did. - Look at him. He's pathetic. - for what I did. - Look at him. He's pathetic.
61 00:04:17,799 00:04:20,426 I have no excuse. I don't... I have no excuse. I don't...
62 00:04:20,594 00:04:23,596 Jesus, I can't stomach this shit any more. Jesus, I can't stomach this shit any more.
63 00:04:23,764 00:04:26,140 It fucking kills me to see him like this. It fucking kills me to see him like this.
64 00:04:26,308 00:04:28,476 I'll feature it on next week's Hot Ice, I'll feature it on next week's Hot Ice,
65 00:04:28,644 00:04:32,271 unless that motherfucker Sully from Worcester calls in again. unless that motherfucker Sully from Worcester calls in again.
66 00:04:32,439 00:04:35,858 Last week, he called in pretending he was from some sweepstakes Last week, he called in pretending he was from some sweepstakes
67 00:04:36,026 00:04:39,111 and told me that I'd won the grand prize of 50 cocks in my mouth. and told me that I'd won the grand prize of 50 cocks in my mouth.
68 00:04:39,279 00:04:44,408 I have the option of sucking 50 at once or one a month for 50 months. I have the option of sucking 50 at once or one a month for 50 months.
69 00:04:45,077 00:04:47,828 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal.
70 00:04:47,996 00:04:50,206 Oh, no, no. I... Oh, no, no. I...
71 00:04:50,374 00:04:54,585 I don't have a thing, you know, like... like you have your show I don't have a thing, you know, like... like you have your show
72 00:04:54,753 00:04:59,340 and my dad and my brother, they have their doctor thing. and my dad and my brother, they have their doctor thing.
73 00:04:59,508 00:05:04,095 I haven't got a thing. Everybody's got something but me. I haven't got a thing. Everybody's got something but me.
74 00:05:06,556 00:05:09,058 Would it help that I want you inside me? Would it help that I want you inside me?
75 00:05:09,226 00:05:12,979 That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory? Hey? That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory? Hey?
76 00:05:13,146 00:05:15,064 Fuck this fucking sad shit. Fuck this fucking sad shit.
77 00:05:15,232 00:05:20,027 Let's go watch the Assassins. I'll fill your big ass full of corndogs. Let's go watch the Assassins. I'll fill your big ass full of corndogs.
78 00:05:20,195 00:05:22,321 - Come on! - (CROWD YELLING) - Come on! - (CROWD YELLING)
79 00:05:22,489 00:05:25,366 (PAT) Fuck you, Oshawa! (PAT) Fuck you, Oshawa!
80 00:05:25,534 00:05:28,452 Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period. Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period.
81 00:05:28,620 00:05:31,497 I predict that this game becomes an ass raping I predict that this game becomes an ass raping
82 00:05:31,665 00:05:33,916 that only the likes of fucking Ned Beatty that only the likes of fucking Ned Beatty
83 00:05:34,084 00:05:36,544 or potentially the cast of OZ can comprehend! or potentially the cast of OZ can comprehend!
84 00:05:36,712 00:05:40,214 - Dougie, any thoughts? - This is fun. These are tasty treats. - Dougie, any thoughts? - This is fun. These are tasty treats.
85 00:05:41,425 00:05:44,093 Whoa! What the fuck is that shit? Whoa! What the fuck is that shit?
86 00:05:44,261 00:05:45,678 - Fuck you! - Get in! - Fuck you! - Get in!
87 00:05:45,846 00:05:48,055 - Go fuck yourself! - Bye-bye, bitch. - Go fuck yourself! - Bye-bye, bitch.
88 00:05:48,223 00:05:49,598 Fuck you! Fuck you!
89 00:05:49,766 00:05:51,851 Welcome to Orangetown, motherfucker. Welcome to Orangetown, motherfucker.
90 00:05:52,019 00:05:56,397 What the fuck? You want a piece of me, you little fucking faggot? What the fuck? You want a piece of me, you little fucking faggot?
91 00:05:56,565 00:05:59,358 - Hey, my brother's gay. - That's it. - Hey, my brother's gay. - That's it.
92 00:06:01,945 00:06:05,281 - What the fuck? - You filming me, fucking faggot? - What the fuck? - You filming me, fucking faggot?
93 00:06:05,449 00:06:08,409 Hey, my brother's GAY! Hey, my brother's GAY!
94 00:06:08,577 00:06:10,119 Motherfucker! Motherfucker!
95 00:06:10,287 00:06:11,746 - (CRUNCHING) - Ow! - (CRUNCHING) - Ow!
96 00:06:11,913 00:06:13,289 Oh! Oh!
97 00:06:13,457 00:06:18,085 Oh, attaboy, Doug. Kick his fucking head in. Oh, attaboy, Doug. Kick his fucking head in.
98 00:06:20,714 00:06:22,465 (DEEP ROAR) (DEEP ROAR)
99 00:06:22,632 00:06:24,759 - Shit! - Holy fucking shit. - Shit! - Holy fucking shit.
100 00:06:24,926 00:06:27,386 Look at that face period! Look at that face period!
101 00:06:28,555 00:06:30,347 Do you wanna take that word back, please? Do you wanna take that word back, please?
102 00:06:30,515 00:06:32,058 Fuck you, faggot. Fuck you, faggot.
103 00:06:33,727 00:06:36,687 (CROWD GROANS) (CROWD GROANS)
104 00:06:38,982 00:06:41,108 - Yes! Yes! - (CHEERING) - Yes! Yes! - (CHEERING)
105 00:06:41,276 00:06:43,736 Yes! Oh, my God! Yes! Oh, my God!
106 00:06:43,904 00:06:45,946 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
107 00:06:46,114 00:06:48,365 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! (CROWD) Doug! Doug!
108 00:06:48,533 00:06:53,829 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
109 00:06:53,997 00:06:56,332 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
110 00:06:56,500 00:06:59,627 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
111 00:07:05,133 00:07:07,760 Prrrr! Rap-pap pop-pop prop! Prrrr! Rap-pap pop-pop prop!
112 00:07:07,928 00:07:10,805 That's my fucking boy boner genocide. That's my fucking boy boner genocide.
113 00:07:10,972 00:07:14,850 I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated. I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated.
114 00:07:15,018 00:07:16,560 Pat, that's it. Pat, that's it.
115 00:07:16,728 00:07:22,900 We have a very special fucking guest - Doug The Thug Glatt. We have a very special fucking guest - Doug The Thug Glatt.
116 00:07:23,068 00:07:24,985 I'm a big fan. It's a good show. I'm a big fan. It's a good show.
117 00:07:25,153 00:07:28,197 - Speaking of fans, the phones. - (RINGING) - Speaking of fans, the phones. - (RINGING)
118 00:07:28,365 00:07:30,157 Caller, you're blowing Hot Ice. Caller, you're blowing Hot Ice.
119 00:07:30,325 00:07:33,285 (MAN) Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs? (MAN) Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs?
120 00:07:33,453 00:07:38,207 - That's a... - I like hot dogs, but I prefer corndogs - That's a... - I like hot dogs, but I prefer corndogs
121 00:07:38,375 00:07:40,501 because you don't need a bun for it because you don't need a bun for it
122 00:07:40,669 00:07:44,588 Because the bun is all around it and you can eat it from a stick. Because the bun is all around it and you can eat it from a stick.
123 00:07:44,756 00:07:47,550 You like hotdogs cos you like cocks in your mouth. You like hotdogs cos you like cocks in your mouth.
124 00:07:47,717 00:07:50,678 - You motherfucker... - It's Sully from Worcester! - You motherfucker... - It's Sully from Worcester!
125 00:07:50,846 00:07:52,346 (SHOUTING) (SHOUTING)
126 00:07:52,514 00:07:57,101 Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you're supposed to screen this shit. Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you're supposed to screen this shit.
127 00:07:58,603 00:08:00,020 Fuck this. I'm done. Fuck this. I'm done.
128 00:08:00,188 00:08:03,440 I've had enough of you and your police-state censorship. I've had enough of you and your police-state censorship.
129 00:08:03,608 00:08:05,234 - Okay? - (PHONE) - Okay? - (PHONE)
130 00:08:05,402 00:08:07,903 You are the final caller ever on Hot Ice. You are the final caller ever on Hot Ice.
131 00:08:08,071 00:08:11,365 This is Rollie Hortense, coach of the Orangetown Assassins. This is Rollie Hortense, coach of the Orangetown Assassins.
132 00:08:11,533 00:08:14,535 - Yeah? Go fuck yourself. - Pattie, do me a favour. - Yeah? Go fuck yourself. - Pattie, do me a favour.
133 00:08:14,703 00:08:16,787 Let me talk to your buddy, Doug. Let me talk to your buddy, Doug.
134 00:08:16,955 00:08:21,292 You impressed the hell out of me last night and a lot of other people, too. You impressed the hell out of me last night and a lot of other people, too.
135 00:08:21,459 00:08:24,837 Thank you. You impress me a hell of a lot, too. Thank you. You impress me a hell of a lot, too.
136 00:08:25,964 00:08:30,718 I'll be direct. I want you to come to the rink tomorrow for a try-out. I'll be direct. I want you to come to the rink tomorrow for a try-out.
137 00:08:30,886 00:08:34,096 You think about it, okay? Tomorrow at 2.30. You think about it, okay? Tomorrow at 2.30.
138 00:08:35,891 00:08:39,935 Okay. Yeah, I hope I'll see you there tomorrow at 2.30. Okay. Yeah, I hope I'll see you there tomorrow at 2.30.
139 00:08:42,105 00:08:43,522 (WHISPERS) Where? (WHISPERS) Where?
140 00:08:44,900 00:08:48,235 You guys really shine in the fucking Morris. You guys really shine in the fucking Morris.
141 00:08:51,990 00:08:54,283 Dougie! Dougie! Dougie! Dougie!
142 00:08:55,243 00:08:57,536 Doug! Come out here, son. Doug! Come out here, son.
143 00:09:01,249 00:09:03,751 - (LAUGHTER) - Who the fuck is this guy? - (LAUGHTER) - Who the fuck is this guy?
144 00:09:06,046 00:09:09,340 (LAUGHTER AND JEERING) (LAUGHTER AND JEERING)
145 00:09:09,507 00:09:13,928 Stop being mean to my friend! They're his gay brother's. Stop being mean to my friend! They're his gay brother's.
146 00:09:15,096 00:09:17,765 What, you've never seen figure skates before? What, you've never seen figure skates before?
147 00:09:27,150 00:09:29,360 - Hey. - Howdy. - Hey. - Howdy.
148 00:09:30,528 00:09:32,529 - (CHEERING) - Fuck. - (CHEERING) - Fuck.
149 00:09:32,697 00:09:36,283 I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at. I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at.
150 00:09:36,451 00:09:39,286 One in nine last time I checked, so shut the fuck up One in nine last time I checked, so shut the fuck up
151 00:09:39,454 00:09:41,163 and let this guy have his shot. and let this guy have his shot.
152 00:09:41,331 00:09:44,959 Coach, you're not going to let this guy join the team? Coach, you're not going to let this guy join the team?
153 00:09:46,378 00:09:49,088 You know, you're not joining the Mousecapades, huh, buddy? You know, you're not joining the Mousecapades, huh, buddy?
154 00:09:49,256 00:09:51,006 You're not trying out for the... You're not trying out for the...
155 00:09:51,174 00:09:54,760 - The... What... The Capades. - Spit it out. - The... What... The Capades. - Spit it out.
156 00:09:54,928 00:09:57,388 You're a big boy. Use your big boy words. You're a big boy. Use your big boy words.
157 00:09:57,555 00:10:00,015 - Uhhhh. - Fuck it. - Uhhhh. - Fuck it.
158 00:10:09,484 00:10:12,027 - Shit! Shit! - Motherfucker! - Shit! Shit! - Motherfucker!
159 00:10:14,447 00:10:16,573 (PLAYER) Cocksucker! (PLAYER) Cocksucker!
160 00:10:19,452 00:10:24,164 - (WHISTLE) - Jesus Christ. Holy lick, boy. - (WHISTLE) - Jesus Christ. Holy lick, boy.
161 00:10:24,332 00:10:27,876 It's just too bad those are your team mates that you fucked up. It's just too bad those are your team mates that you fucked up.
162 00:10:28,044 00:10:30,587 - I'm sorry, sir. - But on the bright side, - I'm sorry, sir. - But on the bright side,
163 00:10:30,755 00:10:33,590 those are your team mates that you fucked up. those are your team mates that you fucked up.
164 00:10:33,758 00:10:36,427 What do you say, son? You want to be an Assassin? What do you say, son? You want to be an Assassin?
165 00:10:36,594 00:10:39,096 - Yes. Yes. - What number do you want to wear? - Yes. Yes. - What number do you want to wear?
166 00:10:39,264 00:10:44,768 69! Take the number 69, it's hilarious. 69! Take the number 69, it's hilarious.
167 00:10:46,563 00:10:49,148 Is that number taken? Is that number taken?
168 00:10:51,651 00:10:53,610 Dig it in, now! Dig it in! Dig it in, now! Dig it in!
169 00:10:54,612 00:10:57,239 You'll get better. Push, push, push! You'll get better. Push, push, push!
170 00:10:57,407 00:10:59,783 There you go, you got it. There you go, you got it.
171 00:10:59,951 00:11:02,119 (CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD CHEERING)
172 00:11:08,293 00:11:09,835 Glatt! Glatt! Glatt! Glatt!
173 00:11:10,003 00:11:12,629 Excuse me. Excuse me.
174 00:11:14,174 00:11:16,300 Let's go! Let's go!
175 00:11:19,763 00:11:22,181 Okay, pretty good, pretty good. Okay, pretty good, pretty good.
176 00:11:22,349 00:11:23,974 Way, way, way better. Way, way, way better.
177 00:11:27,312 00:11:28,937 Whoa! Whoa!
178 00:11:30,940 00:11:32,775 (PAT) Ross "The Boss" Rhea. (PAT) Ross "The Boss" Rhea.
179 00:11:32,942 00:11:35,861 He is the master at fucking guys up one on one. He is the master at fucking guys up one on one.
180 00:11:36,029 00:11:39,531 You see what Rhea's doing? Grabbing on the meat right there? You see what Rhea's doing? Grabbing on the meat right there?
181 00:11:41,451 00:11:43,869 Nothing is coming through and you're tiring out. Nothing is coming through and you're tiring out.
182 00:11:44,371 00:11:46,163 Pow! Bam! Pow! Bam!
183 00:11:48,750 00:11:51,085 He lures you in by beating the fuck out of you. He lures you in by beating the fuck out of you.
184 00:11:51,252 00:11:56,006 When you come in close to stop the onslaught - boom! Uppercut. When you come in close to stop the onslaught - boom! Uppercut.
185 00:12:00,887 00:12:04,848 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
186 00:12:05,016 00:12:07,476 - 6,000 off! - 5,000 off - 6,000 off! - 5,000 off
187 00:12:07,644 00:12:10,771 The Thug hates crappy cars. The Thug hates crappy cars.
188 00:12:15,652 00:12:18,946 (CHEERING AND WHISTLING) (CHEERING AND WHISTLING)
189 00:12:23,284 00:12:26,703 - Sorry, buddy. - You're gonna fuck them up good. - Sorry, buddy. - You're gonna fuck them up good.
190 00:12:36,798 00:12:39,800 - Coach, you wanted to see me? - Yeah. Hey, Doug. - Coach, you wanted to see me? - Yeah. Hey, Doug.
191 00:12:39,968 00:12:42,469 Come on in. Grab a chair. Come on in. Grab a chair.
192 00:12:42,637 00:12:46,557 There's something I want to discuss with you. There's something I want to discuss with you.
193 00:12:46,724 00:12:49,309 I am truly fucking proud of you. I am truly fucking proud of you.
194 00:12:49,477 00:12:52,020 I'm truly fucking proud of you. I'm truly fucking proud of you.
195 00:12:52,188 00:12:56,108 Imagine playing in a league, where they actually played hockey. Imagine playing in a league, where they actually played hockey.
196 00:12:56,276 00:13:00,612 - Your talent is wasted here. - I don't know if I have any talent. - Your talent is wasted here. - I don't know if I have any talent.
197 00:13:00,780 00:13:04,074 You've been touched by the fist of God, for Christ's sake. You've been touched by the fist of God, for Christ's sake.
198 00:13:04,242 00:13:06,493 - Thank you, sir. - I got a brother, Ron. - Thank you, sir. - I got a brother, Ron.
199 00:13:06,661 00:13:09,746 He's the coach and manager of the Halifax Highlanders. He's the coach and manager of the Halifax Highlanders.
200 00:13:09,914 00:13:13,125 I've told him about you and I think you can help him out. I've told him about you and I think you can help him out.
201 00:13:13,293 00:13:17,171 It all starts with this player he's got there, Xavier Laflamme. It all starts with this player he's got there, Xavier Laflamme.
202 00:13:19,048 00:13:21,091 Holy shit, could this guy dance with a puck Holy shit, could this guy dance with a puck
203 00:13:21,259 00:13:23,635 and he could put that cocksucker away too. and he could put that cocksucker away too.
204 00:13:23,803 00:13:26,513 He's 100% pure, natural scorer. He's 100% pure, natural scorer.
205 00:13:28,683 00:13:32,227 He ends up going number two overall and Montreal grabs him. He ends up going number two overall and Montreal grabs him.
206 00:13:32,395 00:13:34,062 Whoo! I'm number one! Whoo! I'm number one!
207 00:13:34,230 00:13:38,150 Fourth game in the season, it's the home opening, bam. Fourth game in the season, it's the home opening, bam.
208 00:13:40,028 00:13:42,613 - Ross "The Boss" Rhea. - Nice hit, eh? - Ross "The Boss" Rhea. - Nice hit, eh?
209 00:13:42,780 00:13:46,450 Suffers third-degree concussion. Lucky he wasn't fucking killed. Suffers third-degree concussion. Lucky he wasn't fucking killed.
210 00:13:46,618 00:13:49,578 Then he comes back, he's scared shitless out there. Then he comes back, he's scared shitless out there.
211 00:13:51,664 00:13:55,501 The pressure's starting to mount on this kid and he can't hack it. The pressure's starting to mount on this kid and he can't hack it.
212 00:13:55,668 00:13:58,795 He's missing practices, hanging with the wrong people. He's missing practices, hanging with the wrong people.
213 00:13:58,963 00:14:03,217 There are rumours, the fuck tapes - it still starts to add up. There are rumours, the fuck tapes - it still starts to add up.
214 00:14:03,384 00:14:05,677 So that summer, he says he wants to trade. So that summer, he says he wants to trade.
215 00:14:05,845 00:14:09,139 They sent him down to Halifax. He's with my brother. They sent him down to Halifax. He's with my brother.
216 00:14:09,307 00:14:12,267 All right, that's all I can fucking stand, ladies. All right, that's all I can fucking stand, ladies.
217 00:14:12,435 00:14:15,479 You know why we're losing? Because you're fucking shit. You know why we're losing? Because you're fucking shit.
218 00:14:15,647 00:14:18,649 Doug, he wants to offer you a contract. Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.
219 00:14:18,816 00:14:20,192 This is a farm club. This is a farm club.
220 00:14:20,360 00:14:24,196 This is not some league where the team is named after a radio station. This is not some league where the team is named after a radio station.
221 00:14:24,364 00:14:26,323 It's one step under the big league. It's one step under the big league.
222 00:14:26,491 00:14:28,659 You go there, you watch Frenchie's back. You go there, you watch Frenchie's back.
223 00:14:28,826 00:14:32,371 Maybe you could snap him out of his slump, snap that team awake. Maybe you could snap him out of his slump, snap that team awake.
224 00:14:32,539 00:14:34,540 - Thank you so much. - You done good. - Thank you so much. - You done good.
225 00:14:34,707 00:14:37,501 It's a great opportunity. I'm so glad you see that. It's a great opportunity. I'm so glad you see that.
226 00:14:37,669 00:14:40,087 - Did you draw that? - What? - Did you draw that? - What?
227 00:14:40,255 00:14:41,880 - The wolf. - Of course. - The wolf. - Of course.
228 00:14:42,048 00:14:44,591 - What's its name? - Loopi. - What's its name? - Loopi.
229 00:14:44,759 00:14:47,052 Frame it to remember your days here. Frame it to remember your days here.
230 00:14:47,220 00:14:49,429 Thanks for Loopi, Coach. Thanks for Loopi, Coach.
231 00:14:49,597 00:14:53,684 My cousin Sherilyn, she works at this titty bar in Dartmouth My cousin Sherilyn, she works at this titty bar in Dartmouth
232 00:14:53,851 00:14:55,894 and she has this dance move she does and she has this dance move she does
233 00:14:56,062 00:14:59,565 where she drags her jagged coke nail across her C-section scars where she drags her jagged coke nail across her C-section scars
234 00:14:59,732 00:15:02,192 and she's been asking me to come watch her and she's been asking me to come watch her
235 00:15:02,360 00:15:05,571 and I've been saying, "It's kinda gross cos we're family," and I've been saying, "It's kinda gross cos we're family,"
236 00:15:05,738 00:15:08,156 but I don't actually find it that gross. but I don't actually find it that gross.
237 00:15:08,324 00:15:10,659 - This is me here. - This one. - This is me here. - This one.
238 00:15:10,827 00:15:13,996 Dougie, beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me. Dougie, beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me.
239 00:15:14,706 00:15:17,916 - I'm going to be okay, right? - You're the fucking Thug. - I'm going to be okay, right? - You're the fucking Thug.
240 00:15:18,084 00:15:20,210 You're going to be fucking awesome. You're going to be fucking awesome.
241 00:15:20,378 00:15:22,963 - I love you, bud. - I'll miss you, buddy. - I love you, bud. - I'll miss you, buddy.
242 00:15:23,131 00:15:24,590 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
243 00:15:24,757 00:15:28,927 There he goes! That's my friend. I know Doug "The Thug" Glatt. There he goes! That's my friend. I know Doug "The Thug" Glatt.
244 00:15:29,095 00:15:32,681 I remember when his dick was a little fucking Christmas light. I remember when his dick was a little fucking Christmas light.
245 00:15:32,849 00:15:36,602 (HONKING NOISES) (HONKING NOISES)
246 00:15:39,397 00:15:42,149 (SPLASHING AND RETCHING NOISES) (SPLASHING AND RETCHING NOISES)
247 00:15:42,317 00:15:46,194 Prrrrrr! Halifax! Halifax! Prrrrrr! Halifax! Halifax!
248 00:15:46,362 00:15:48,071 (# LORD KOSSITY: "MORENAS") (# LORD KOSSITY: "MORENAS")
249 00:15:48,239 00:15:51,825 # Yo, yo, yo, Morenas Que tal? Como esta usted # Yo, yo, yo, Morenas Que tal? Como esta usted
250 00:15:51,993 00:15:55,787 # Pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto, chu cha # Pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto, chu cha
251 00:15:55,955 00:16:00,000 - # Chu cha - # Baila! Yo, baila! Yeah, Baila... - # Chu cha - # Baila! Yo, baila! Yeah, Baila...
252 00:16:00,168 00:16:02,377 (# RAP MUSIC CONTINUES THROUGH DOOR) (# RAP MUSIC CONTINUES THROUGH DOOR)
253 00:16:04,922 00:16:08,216 - (RAP MUSIC, MEN TALKING) - Hello? - (RAP MUSIC, MEN TALKING) - Hello?
254 00:16:10,511 00:16:12,304 Jesus. Jesus.
255 00:16:17,602 00:16:19,186 Hello! Hello!
256 00:16:20,355 00:16:23,440 - (RAP MUSIC) - (SNIFFING) - (RAP MUSIC) - (SNIFFING)
257 00:16:23,608 00:16:27,110 - Ferme I'ostie d'porte! - I'm sorry. Nice to meet you... - Ferme I'ostie d'porte! - I'm sorry. Nice to meet you...
258 00:16:27,278 00:16:30,739 - Close the fucking door. - Thanks for having me. - Close the fucking door. - Thanks for having me.
259 00:16:33,868 00:16:35,494 Hmm. Hmm.
260 00:16:48,716 00:16:50,926 - Jesus, it's early. - I'm Doug Glatt. - Jesus, it's early. - I'm Doug Glatt.
261 00:16:51,094 00:16:53,679 - Gord Ogilvey. - Nice to meet you. - Gord Ogilvey. - Nice to meet you.
262 00:16:55,223 00:16:59,309 So you're the tough Yank who beats the shit out of everyone. So you're the tough Yank who beats the shit out of everyone.
263 00:16:59,477 00:17:01,937 - I don't know about that. - Glad to have you here. - I don't know about that. - Glad to have you here.
264 00:17:02,105 00:17:06,274 - Thanks. I'm happy to be here. - Yeah, my wife left me. - Thanks. I'm happy to be here. - Yeah, my wife left me.
265 00:17:06,442 00:17:10,654 Said she was sick of hockey. Sick of hockey. Said she was sick of hockey. Sick of hockey.
266 00:17:10,822 00:17:14,157 - I'm sorry. - It's pretty much a shitter. - I'm sorry. - It's pretty much a shitter.
267 00:17:16,536 00:17:19,788 No. Thanks. That's so nice of you. No, I'm good, thanks. No. Thanks. That's so nice of you. No, I'm good, thanks.
268 00:17:19,956 00:17:23,458 This is Stevesy. Anything you need, you tell me. He'll do it. This is Stevesy. Anything you need, you tell me. He'll do it.
269 00:17:23,626 00:17:26,670 - Don't hesitate. - I'm Glug Datt. - Don't hesitate. - I'm Glug Datt.
270 00:17:26,838 00:17:28,213 Doug Glatt. Doug Glatt.
271 00:17:28,381 00:17:30,882 Park Kim, left winger. Paying for med school. Park Kim, left winger. Paying for med school.
272 00:17:31,050 00:17:35,095 Asians are an industrious people. I guess hockey's like math to him. Asians are an industrious people. I guess hockey's like math to him.
273 00:17:35,263 00:17:38,682 The ice and the puck are like equations, hey, Parkie? The ice and the puck are like equations, hey, Parkie?
274 00:17:38,850 00:17:40,434 Where's my fucking helmet? Where's my fucking helmet?
275 00:17:40,601 00:17:43,228 (GORD) Marco Belchior. We call him Belchie. (GORD) Marco Belchior. We call him Belchie.
276 00:17:43,396 00:17:45,188 - He's from Regina. - Vagina? - He's from Regina. - Vagina?
277 00:17:45,356 00:17:48,942 - He drinks a lot of hand sanitizer. - What so funny, giggling bits? - He drinks a lot of hand sanitizer. - What so funny, giggling bits?
278 00:17:50,862 00:17:55,323 (RUSSIAN ACCENT) We have your momma. See this beautiful smile. (RUSSIAN ACCENT) We have your momma. See this beautiful smile.
279 00:17:55,491 00:17:57,159 - Yeah, she is... - Say hello. - Yeah, she is... - Say hello.
280 00:17:57,326 00:18:00,120 - Let's go fuck your mother. - Ooh! - Let's go fuck your mother. - Ooh!
281 00:18:00,288 00:18:03,457 - Work! Yes! - Just like Belchior. - Work! Yes! - Just like Belchior.
282 00:18:03,624 00:18:06,293 You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers. You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers.
283 00:18:06,461 00:18:11,673 Mother's pussy's so fucking tight, no way a baby come out there. Mother's pussy's so fucking tight, no way a baby come out there.
284 00:18:11,841 00:18:14,050 - You were adopted. - I'm on your team! - You were adopted. - I'm on your team!
285 00:18:14,218 00:18:17,220 - Does anybody else see this shit? - Oh, what a woman. - Does anybody else see this shit? - Oh, what a woman.
286 00:18:17,388 00:18:20,891 - I love you, Momma. - You might want to wash it first. - I love you, Momma. - You might want to wash it first.
287 00:18:21,058 00:18:24,186 - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt. - Two rules, man. - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt. - Two rules, man.
288 00:18:24,353 00:18:26,438 Stay away from my fucking Percocets, Stay away from my fucking Percocets,
289 00:18:26,606 00:18:29,107 and do you have any fucking Percocets, man? and do you have any fucking Percocets, man?
290 00:18:29,275 00:18:32,194 All right. What about Laflamme? Where's he at? All right. What about Laflamme? Where's he at?
291 00:18:32,361 00:18:36,281 Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot. Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot.
292 00:18:36,449 00:18:38,950 - Sure. - (# COOL URBAN BEAT) - Sure. - (# COOL URBAN BEAT)
293 00:18:40,703 00:18:42,579 # Yo! # Yo!
294 00:18:42,747 00:18:46,291 # Yeah, huh Yeah, this is the shit right here # Yeah, huh Yeah, this is the shit right here
295 00:18:49,378 00:18:52,297 # Yeah, this is making me want to kill somebody... # # Yeah, this is making me want to kill somebody... #
296 00:18:54,926 00:18:57,552 (MUSIC CONTINUES FROM HEADPHONES) (MUSIC CONTINUES FROM HEADPHONES)
297 00:19:04,977 00:19:09,439 (MAN) Okay, boys, let's go flat out and give it 121% tonight. (MAN) Okay, boys, let's go flat out and give it 121% tonight.
298 00:19:09,607 00:19:11,942 (ORGAN PLAYS) (ORGAN PLAYS)
299 00:19:13,694 00:19:16,696 (OUT OF TUNE WOMAN) # God keep our land (OUT OF TUNE WOMAN) # God keep our land
300 00:19:16,864 00:19:20,492 # Glorious and free # Glorious and free
301 00:19:20,660 00:19:23,829 # O, Canada! # O, Canada!
302 00:19:23,996 00:19:28,625 # We stand on guard for thee # We stand on guard for thee
303 00:19:28,793 00:19:32,587 # O, Canada # O, Canada
304 00:19:32,755 00:19:37,342 # I stand on guard with... # I stand on guard with...
305 00:19:37,510 00:19:40,178 - # Thee! # - # Thee! # - # Thee! # - # Thee! #
306 00:19:40,346 00:19:42,055 (HOOTER SOUNDS) (HOOTER SOUNDS)
307 00:19:42,223 00:19:44,766 Well, that was borderline treasonous Well, that was borderline treasonous
308 00:19:44,934 00:19:47,018 and a disgrace to our nation and a disgrace to our nation
309 00:19:47,186 00:19:51,147 and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis... and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis...
310 00:19:51,315 00:19:55,902 And the puck drops. Faceoff win by Hamilton. Chipped back to Hall. And the puck drops. Faceoff win by Hamilton. Chipped back to Hall.
311 00:19:56,070 00:19:58,947 Here's Jefferson of the Steelers. Takes the shot. Here's Jefferson of the Steelers. Takes the shot.
312 00:19:59,115 00:20:01,241 Nice save, Belchior. Nice save, Belchior.
313 00:20:01,409 00:20:05,412 Sacco dishes to Ogilvey. Laflamme still looking to find his game. Sacco dishes to Ogilvey. Laflamme still looking to find his game.
314 00:20:05,580 00:20:08,707 Ogilvey to Laflamme... Oh, he's down! Ogilvey to Laflamme... Oh, he's down!
315 00:20:08,875 00:20:11,001 Come on Laflamme. Grow a set. Come on Laflamme. Grow a set.
316 00:20:11,168 00:20:15,130 - Come on, boys. Work the corners. - Come on, let's keep it together. - Come on, boys. Work the corners. - Come on, let's keep it together.
317 00:20:15,298 00:20:18,174 - Hamilton come out of their zone. - Don't pinch! - Hamilton come out of their zone. - Don't pinch!
318 00:20:18,342 00:20:19,926 Halifax pinches in. Halifax pinches in.
319 00:20:21,679 00:20:24,431 Johnson gets it over. Here's the shot. He scores! Johnson gets it over. Here's the shot. He scores!
320 00:20:24,599 00:20:26,349 That's a Hamilton goal. That's a Hamilton goal.
321 00:20:26,517 00:20:29,269 - Five-hole - Ass-licker. - Five-hole - Ass-licker.
322 00:20:29,437 00:20:33,315 Am I the only one here, you Slavic fucking borscht-blooded, Am I the only one here, you Slavic fucking borscht-blooded,
323 00:20:33,482 00:20:35,609 cabbage-headed motherfuckers? cabbage-headed motherfuckers?
324 00:20:35,776 00:20:39,321 Why don't you stop the puck in your vagina, you Russian lesbians? Why don't you stop the puck in your vagina, you Russian lesbians?
325 00:20:39,488 00:20:42,449 Get your hands out of your ass! Jesus. Get your hands out of your ass! Jesus.
326 00:20:43,284 00:20:46,202 - Come on, boys! - Man on, Kim! Man on! - Come on, boys! - Man on, Kim! Man on!
327 00:20:46,370 00:20:48,830 Now Kim goes into the corner. Now Kim goes into the corner.
328 00:20:48,998 00:20:53,376 - (CROWD BOOING) - Come on! What the fuck? - (CROWD BOOING) - Come on! What the fuck?
329 00:20:53,544 00:20:56,546 He won't be heard from till next week. He won't be heard from till next week.
330 00:20:56,714 00:21:01,134 - That's a fucking elbow, Howard. - The doctor needs a doc. - That's a fucking elbow, Howard. - The doctor needs a doc.
331 00:21:01,302 00:21:03,553 Bullshit. Bullshit.
332 00:21:08,476 00:21:10,769 Okay, number six, you light him up. Okay, number six, you light him up.
333 00:21:15,107 00:21:18,818 - (WHISTLE) - I got it. Just get lost. I got it. - (WHISTLE) - I got it. Just get lost. I got it.
334 00:21:18,986 00:21:23,406 Ronnie Hortense is looking for a spark to ignite his team, Ronnie Hortense is looking for a spark to ignite his team,
335 00:21:23,574 00:21:26,159 and that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt, and that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,
336 00:21:26,327 00:21:27,786 and what a spark he'll be. and what a spark he'll be.
337 00:21:27,954 00:21:29,371 (WHISTLE) (WHISTLE)
338 00:21:29,538 00:21:31,331 Come on, you fucking pussy. Come on, you fucking pussy.
339 00:21:31,499 00:21:32,916 - (YELLS) - I got him. - (YELLS) - I got him.
340 00:21:33,084 00:21:35,919 - Come on. - Who the fuck are you? - Come on. - Who the fuck are you?
341 00:21:36,087 00:21:38,171 What's up, fish? You want some? What's up, fish? You want some?
342 00:21:41,300 00:21:43,134 Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
343 00:21:55,106 00:21:57,732 Oh, Doctor! What a début! Oh, Doctor! What a début!
344 00:22:02,196 00:22:04,197 Fucking rights! Fucking rights!
345 00:22:20,006 00:22:25,635 (MOUTHS) (MOUTHS)
346 00:22:29,974 00:22:33,643 You know that cats only meow when people are around? You know that cats only meow when people are around?
347 00:22:33,811 00:22:36,646 - It's true. - I read that in "Cat Fancy". - It's true. - I read that in "Cat Fancy".
348 00:22:36,814 00:22:40,275 What are these doing here? That ought to be gone. What are these doing here? That ought to be gone.
349 00:22:41,819 00:22:43,903 Here's a little dose. Here's a little dose.
350 00:22:44,071 00:22:45,613 A little dose. A little dose.
351 00:22:45,781 00:22:47,699 Here we are. Here we are.
352 00:22:47,867 00:22:51,036 - It's time to welcome... - Hi, guys. - It's time to welcome... - Hi, guys.
353 00:22:51,203 00:22:53,705 - (WHISPERS) Doug. ...Doug officially - (WHISPERS) Doug. ...Doug officially
354 00:22:53,873 00:22:55,999 - Through an initiation. - (BELCHING) - Through an initiation. - (BELCHING)
355 00:22:56,167 00:22:59,377 - So what do I have to do? - (BELCHING) - So what do I have to do? - (BELCHING)
356 00:22:59,545 00:23:02,756 Oh, shit. Sleep peaceful, old wanderer. Oh, shit. Sleep peaceful, old wanderer.
357 00:23:02,923 00:23:06,009 We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick. We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick.
358 00:23:06,177 00:23:08,636 - What's happening here? - What's the matter? - What's happening here? - What's the matter?
359 00:23:08,804 00:23:10,680 You have little puss-puss? You have little puss-puss?
360 00:23:10,848 00:23:14,976 - Mommy whipped up pussy papaye? - Let's see what's going on there. - Mommy whipped up pussy papaye? - Let's see what's going on there.
361 00:23:15,144 00:23:17,353 - Show us your dick. - I don't want you to see my dick. - Show us your dick. - I don't want you to see my dick.
362 00:23:17,521 00:23:20,940 - Why are you being gay? - I think you're being pretty gay. - Why are you being gay? - I think you're being pretty gay.
363 00:23:21,108 00:23:23,318 - It's not gay. - Not if you're brothers. - It's not gay. - Not if you're brothers.
364 00:23:23,486 00:23:26,488 If you're brothers it's gay with a dash or something else. If you're brothers it's gay with a dash or something else.
365 00:23:26,655 00:23:28,823 My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that. My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.
366 00:23:28,991 00:23:32,744 - I never signed no-one's dick. - I'll sign your dick, Doug. - I never signed no-one's dick. - I'll sign your dick, Doug.
367 00:23:32,912 00:23:34,954 (# RAP MUSIC PLAYING) (# RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
368 00:23:39,168 00:23:41,628 No, come on. You'll fuck the carpet. No, come on. You'll fuck the carpet.
369 00:23:41,796 00:23:44,089 Oh, I'm sorry. I can take my shoes off. Oh, I'm sorry. I can take my shoes off.
370 00:23:44,256 00:23:46,508 No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck? No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck?
371 00:23:46,675 00:23:48,635 Thanks. Thanks.
372 00:23:49,428 00:23:51,304 Excuse me. Excuse me.
373 00:23:52,556 00:23:55,016 - Hey! (WHISTLES) - (TAPPING) - Hey! (WHISTLES) - (TAPPING)
374 00:23:55,184 00:23:57,268 - Come on, sit. - Yeah? - Come on, sit. - Yeah?
375 00:23:57,436 00:23:59,521 - Yeah. - Thanks. - Yeah. - Thanks.
376 00:23:59,688 00:24:01,147 That's cool. That's cool.
377 00:24:01,315 00:24:03,525 - Pot? - No. - Pot? - No.
378 00:24:03,692 00:24:05,527 Thank you so much for asking me. Thank you so much for asking me.
379 00:24:05,694 00:24:08,530 Beer and soup, that's my thing. Beer and soup, that's my thing.
380 00:24:08,697 00:24:10,740 You're a crazy motherfucker. You're a crazy motherfucker.
381 00:24:12,034 00:24:14,953 Tabarnak! Bam! You fucking beat him. Tabarnak! Bam! You fucking beat him.
382 00:24:15,121 00:24:16,746 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
383 00:24:16,914 00:24:18,748 - Thank you. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Yeah.
384 00:24:18,916 00:24:22,502 - Why did you do that? - What do you mean? - Why did you do that? - What do you mean?
385 00:24:22,670 00:24:27,006 Why do you help and protect these guys? You don't even know them. Why do you help and protect these guys? You don't even know them.
386 00:24:27,174 00:24:30,885 Coach puts me out there to fight. That's my job. Coach puts me out there to fight. That's my job.
387 00:24:31,053 00:24:35,140 I like standing up for my team, you know? Taking care... I like standing up for my team, you know? Taking care...
388 00:24:40,271 00:24:41,771 "Team"? "Team"?
389 00:24:41,939 00:24:46,442 You just wait. Wait one month then tell me if you feel the same. You just wait. Wait one month then tell me if you feel the same.
390 00:24:46,610 00:24:50,446 I don't think so. The fucking team?! I don't think so. The fucking team?!
391 00:24:53,617 00:24:57,537 - What are those? - Ever jerked off on Ecstasy? - What are those? - Ever jerked off on Ecstasy?
392 00:24:57,705 00:25:00,957 - I'm sorry? - Bonne nuit. - I'm sorry? - Bonne nuit.
393 00:25:01,125 00:25:04,252 Bonne nuit. Bonne nuit.
394 00:25:04,420 00:25:07,714 (COACH) Come on boys, let's go. (COACH) Come on boys, let's go.
395 00:25:07,882 00:25:11,509 Now, breathe in the fresh air. Come on. You're men! Men! Now, breathe in the fresh air. Come on. You're men! Men!
396 00:25:11,677 00:25:15,346 So the penalty winding down in front of a good crowd here So the penalty winding down in front of a good crowd here
397 00:25:15,514 00:25:19,767 at this game between the Lovell Kings and Halifax Highlanders. at this game between the Lovell Kings and Halifax Highlanders.
398 00:25:19,935 00:25:22,604 - Come on, Dougie. - Steve-O, go after Doug. - Come on, Dougie. - Steve-O, go after Doug.
399 00:25:22,771 00:25:26,733 I got it. Coach, I've got it. Two on one. Doug, come on. I got it. Coach, I've got it. Two on one. Doug, come on.
400 00:25:26,901 00:25:29,611 No, no, Steve-O, get back. No, no, Steve-O, get back.
401 00:25:29,778 00:25:33,531 He's got his hand up. There's too many men on the ice. He's got his hand up. There's too many men on the ice.
402 00:25:33,699 00:25:38,536 Here come the Kings. He's way down the front. They score! Here come the Kings. He's way down the front. They score!
403 00:25:38,704 00:25:41,539 Jesus and the donkey motherfucking... Jesus and the donkey motherfucking...
404 00:25:41,707 00:25:46,252 Get off the ice, Glatt. Why are you on the fucking ice, man? Get off the ice, Glatt. Why are you on the fucking ice, man?
405 00:25:46,420 00:25:49,881 I've heard this song before, in fact from my wedding night. I've heard this song before, in fact from my wedding night.
406 00:25:50,049 00:25:54,886 Our bashful bride Glatt can't wear white anymore. Our bashful bride Glatt can't wear white anymore.
407 00:25:55,054 00:25:59,265 You know why there was too many men on the ice? Cos you stayed on. You know why there was too many men on the ice? Cos you stayed on.
408 00:25:59,433 00:26:02,435 - Stay there till I tell you to move. - Idiot. - Stay there till I tell you to move. - Idiot.
409 00:26:02,603 00:26:06,439 Unbelievable, Glatt. Nice work, rookie. Come on! Let's go! Unbelievable, Glatt. Nice work, rookie. Come on! Let's go!
410 00:26:06,607 00:26:08,524 Fuck! Fuck!
411 00:26:08,692 00:26:10,526 That is the closest we have come That is the closest we have come
412 00:26:10,694 00:26:14,322 to winning a fucking hockey game in over a month and you fucked us. to winning a fucking hockey game in over a month and you fucked us.
413 00:26:14,490 00:26:16,157 You fucked us. You fucked us.
414 00:26:16,325 00:26:19,118 You're not here to play. You're here to fight. You're not here to play. You're here to fight.
415 00:26:19,286 00:26:20,662 (SNIGGERS) (SNIGGERS)
416 00:26:22,164 00:26:25,041 Hey, pretty boy, you find that funny? Hey, pretty boy, you find that funny?
417 00:26:25,209 00:26:29,212 Funny ha-ha, like flushing a $5 million contract up your nose funny? Funny ha-ha, like flushing a $5 million contract up your nose funny?
418 00:26:29,380 00:26:31,631 Or funny peculiar, like Doug there? Or funny peculiar, like Doug there?
419 00:26:33,175 00:26:36,719 You get your shit together. Your shit stinks, Pepe Le Pew. You get your shit together. Your shit stinks, Pepe Le Pew.
420 00:26:36,887 00:26:39,180 It fucking stinks. It fucking stinks.
421 00:27:00,160 00:27:01,953 After his 20-game suspension, After his 20-game suspension,
422 00:27:02,121 00:27:06,291 Ross Rhea was sent down to Boston affiliate St John's Shamrocks, Ross Rhea was sent down to Boston affiliate St John's Shamrocks,
423 00:27:06,458 00:27:08,751 the same team where he started his career, the same team where he started his career,
424 00:27:08,919 00:27:11,212 a career that may be coming to a close. a career that may be coming to a close.
425 00:27:11,380 00:27:14,173 This is where I started. This is where I'm from. This is where I started. This is where I'm from.
426 00:27:14,341 00:27:17,010 It's as good as place as any for me to end up. It's as good as place as any for me to end up.
427 00:27:17,177 00:27:21,347 (REPORTER) Rhea sat out 12 games after his infamous head shot (REPORTER) Rhea sat out 12 games after his infamous head shot
428 00:27:21,515 00:27:23,057 on Xavier Laflamme 3 years ago on Xavier Laflamme 3 years ago
429 00:27:23,225 00:27:27,395 The league is sending a message that it will not tolerate this behaviour. The league is sending a message that it will not tolerate this behaviour.
430 00:27:27,563 00:27:29,939 Yeah, I know. You're breaking up. Yeah, I know. You're breaking up.
431 00:27:30,107 00:27:34,027 No, we're not breaking up. You're breaking up. I can't hear... No, we're not breaking up. You're breaking up. I can't hear...
432 00:27:34,194 00:27:39,032 # Lady... # Lady...
433 00:27:39,199 00:27:41,284 - # Who are you? - It's still shit. - # Who are you? - It's still shit.
434 00:27:41,452 00:27:44,203 You sound like a fucking cyborg. You sound like a fucking cyborg.
435 00:27:44,371 00:27:47,582 Howard, you're in China. No, I'm sorry... Howard, you're in China. No, I'm sorry...
436 00:27:48,709 00:27:50,585 I said, "We'll talk tomorrow." I said, "We'll talk tomorrow."
437 00:27:50,753 00:27:53,171 Me, too. Me, too.
438 00:27:54,256 00:27:56,299 Fuck, I need a drink. Fuck, I need a drink.
439 00:27:56,467 00:28:01,220 Eva? Hey, Eva baby. Are you on a date with this loser? Eva? Hey, Eva baby. Are you on a date with this loser?
440 00:28:01,388 00:28:04,265 Mind if I cut in with my beautiful doll? Mind if I cut in with my beautiful doll?
441 00:28:04,433 00:28:06,392 Oh, fuck! What the fuck? Oh, fuck! What the fuck?
442 00:28:06,560 00:28:10,146 - (LAUGHS DRUNKENLY) - Moron. - (LAUGHS DRUNKENLY) - Moron.
443 00:28:10,314 00:28:12,982 You could use this like a towel and dry off. You could use this like a towel and dry off.
444 00:28:15,235 00:28:18,905 It's made from the same material they make snowshoes out of. It's made from the same material they make snowshoes out of.
445 00:28:35,798 00:28:37,632 Oh, damn, I'm wasted. Oh, damn, I'm wasted.
446 00:28:37,800 00:28:42,345 - Eva, I really like your name. - Yes, sir. It's a great name. - Eva, I really like your name. - Yes, sir. It's a great name.
447 00:28:42,513 00:28:46,641 Like the Bible, just with a bit more kinda mustard on it. Like the Bible, just with a bit more kinda mustard on it.
448 00:28:46,809 00:28:48,684 I think it's a pretty name. I think it's a pretty name.
449 00:28:48,852 00:28:52,980 Like your face. You got a pretty name and a pretty face. Like your face. You got a pretty name and a pretty face.
450 00:28:53,148 00:28:56,192 Ah. You're very nice to me. Ah. You're very nice to me.
451 00:29:00,656 00:29:02,198 Fuck it. Fuck it.
452 00:29:02,366 00:29:03,741 - Doug. - Uh-huh? - Doug. - Uh-huh?
453 00:29:03,909 00:29:09,455 I dig hockey players. The shit, the violence, the beer, all of it. I dig hockey players. The shit, the violence, the beer, all of it.
454 00:29:09,623 00:29:11,207 I fucking love it. I fucking love it.
455 00:29:11,375 00:29:14,293 - (GROANING) - Sad. - (GROANING) - Sad.
456 00:29:14,461 00:29:16,462 - Want to get ou of here? - Yes, please. - Want to get ou of here? - Yes, please.
457 00:29:16,630 00:29:19,173 Let's rally. Let's rally.
458 00:29:20,717 00:29:22,927 You're so pretty. You're so pretty.
459 00:29:23,095 00:29:24,929 You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful.
460 00:29:25,097 00:29:27,890 I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry.
461 00:29:28,892 00:29:31,102 It's fine. I think it's cute. It's fine. I think it's cute.
462 00:29:33,021 00:29:35,606 Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful? Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful?
463 00:29:35,774 00:29:38,192 Mm. This is me. Mm. This is me.
464 00:29:38,360 00:29:40,278 Okay. Okay.
465 00:29:40,446 00:29:44,365 - I like you, though. - You do, eh? - I like you, though. - You do, eh?
466 00:29:44,533 00:29:46,325 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
467 00:29:46,493 00:29:49,328 Eva likes Doug. Eva likes you. Eva likes Doug. Eva likes you.
468 00:29:51,248 00:29:54,083 What does Eva think about kissing? What does Eva think about kissing?
469 00:29:56,545 00:29:58,337 - Which type? - French? - Which type? - French?
470 00:30:05,387 00:30:07,472 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
471 00:30:08,515 00:30:11,476 - (SIGHS) - Erm, hey. - (SIGHS) - Erm, hey.
472 00:30:11,643 00:30:14,061 What do you think about me calling you some time? What do you think about me calling you some time?
473 00:30:14,229 00:30:17,857 I don't know whether that's the best idea, this shit. I don't know whether that's the best idea, this shit.
474 00:30:18,025 00:30:22,862 Why don't you give me your number and I promise that I'll never call you. Why don't you give me your number and I promise that I'll never call you.
475 00:30:23,030 00:30:24,906 - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah.
476 00:30:25,199 00:30:27,617 Okay. Okay.
477 00:30:31,455 00:30:33,581 Perfect. Perfect.
478 00:30:33,749 00:30:35,500 I love that! I love that!
479 00:30:36,710 00:30:39,420 - Bye, Doug. - Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug. - Bye, Eva.
480 00:30:39,588 00:30:43,257 I'm going to watch you walk up the stairs, make sure you're safe. I'm going to watch you walk up the stairs, make sure you're safe.
481 00:30:45,260 00:30:46,886 - Safe. - Good night. - Safe. - Good night.
482 00:30:47,054 00:30:48,638 Good night. Good night.
483 00:30:55,354 00:30:58,022 All right, boys, listen up. We're still in this thing. All right, boys, listen up. We're still in this thing.
484 00:30:58,190 00:31:00,942 - We just need a quick one - Listen up, Cash. - We just need a quick one - Listen up, Cash.
485 00:31:01,109 00:31:02,735 We work harder than them. We work harder than them.
486 00:31:02,903 00:31:05,821 - Get harder than them. - You know what's hard work? - Get harder than them. - You know what's hard work?
487 00:31:05,989 00:31:08,616 Going through a divorce. She wants all my money now. Going through a divorce. She wants all my money now.
488 00:31:08,784 00:31:13,204 She can have half. I don't care. The other half, hard work, mine. She can have half. I don't care. The other half, hard work, mine.
489 00:31:13,372 00:31:15,289 Some of their team are divorced. Some of their team are divorced.
490 00:31:15,457 00:31:18,709 Three guys' marriages are in the fucking toilet. Three guys' marriages are in the fucking toilet.
491 00:31:18,877 00:31:20,836 - They're divorced guys. - Yeah. - They're divorced guys. - Yeah.
492 00:31:21,004 00:31:25,132 - We've gotta be triceps, biceps, hard... - Hard. - We've gotta be triceps, biceps, hard... - Hard.
493 00:31:25,300 00:31:29,095 Greek fucking underground gay porn hard. Greek fucking underground gay porn hard.
494 00:31:29,263 00:31:32,557 - You're all Adonises. - Highlanders, gay porn hard! - You're all Adonises. - Highlanders, gay porn hard!
495 00:31:32,724 00:31:34,559 - Gay porn hard! - (WHISTLE) - Gay porn hard! - (WHISTLE)
496 00:31:34,726 00:31:39,730 The puck goes back to Emerson, moves across, finds Jones. The puck goes back to Emerson, moves across, finds Jones.
497 00:31:39,898 00:31:44,443 Jones now flips it up the right side. Stevenson. Here's Mason. Jones now flips it up the right side. Stevenson. Here's Mason.
498 00:31:44,611 00:31:49,574 - He scored! - Nobody wants to play? - He scored! - Nobody wants to play?
499 00:31:49,741 00:31:51,867 Nobody wants to play? Nobody wants to play?
500 00:31:53,245 00:31:54,829 Glatt. Glatt.
501 00:31:54,997 00:32:00,001 I'm sorry. Okay, Siegfried, let's go, Roy. Eye of the fucking tiger. I'm sorry. Okay, Siegfried, let's go, Roy. Eye of the fucking tiger.
502 00:32:00,168 00:32:03,796 Ogilvey wins the faceoff. Hits it back into his own zone. Ogilvey wins the faceoff. Hits it back into his own zone.
503 00:32:03,964 00:32:07,008 Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room. Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room.
504 00:32:08,093 00:32:10,177 For fuck's sake. Stop staring at me. For fuck's sake. Stop staring at me.
505 00:32:10,345 00:32:13,014 - You're weirding me out. - I'm sorry, sir. - You're weirding me out. - I'm sorry, sir.
506 00:32:13,181 00:32:17,184 - Here's Laflamme trying to squeeze... - You fucking diver! - Here's Laflamme trying to squeeze... - You fucking diver!
507 00:32:17,352 00:32:18,853 - Come on! - Come on! - Come on! - Come on!
508 00:32:19,021 00:32:21,772 That better be four minutes, Ref. That better be four minutes, Ref.
509 00:32:21,940 00:32:24,025 (ARGUING) (ARGUING)
510 00:32:25,944 00:32:28,404 Hey, Glatt. You little fucking dickweed. Hey, Glatt. You little fucking dickweed.
511 00:32:28,572 00:32:30,823 You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me, You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me,
512 00:32:30,991 00:32:35,870 - I'll light your fucking ass up. - I'll light your ass back up on fire. - I'll light your fucking ass up. - I'll light your ass back up on fire.
513 00:32:37,831 00:32:41,167 Time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock. Time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock.
514 00:32:41,335 00:32:46,213 When I say, you get over there and stand and wait for that ugly mother. When I say, you get over there and stand and wait for that ugly mother.
515 00:32:46,381 00:32:48,841 - Yes, sir. - Do exactly what I say. - Yes, sir. - Do exactly what I say.
516 00:32:49,009 00:32:54,722 - Yes, sir, of course. - Exactly what I say, nothing else. - Yes, sir, of course. - Exactly what I say, nothing else.
517 00:32:54,890 00:32:58,517 Windsor moves the puck out of their zone. Penalties winding down. Windsor moves the puck out of their zone. Penalties winding down.
518 00:32:58,685 00:33:04,148 York knocks it out in the air. And now it comes off the back wood. York knocks it out in the air. And now it comes off the back wood.
519 00:33:04,316 00:33:07,068 Kim, get off, get off. Go, go, go, go! Skate! Kim, get off, get off. Go, go, go, go! Skate!
520 00:33:07,235 00:33:10,029 Go, Glatt, don't deviate. Exactly like I said. Go, Glatt, don't deviate. Exactly like I said.
521 00:33:11,990 00:33:14,325 - You want a piece of me? Eat it up. - Hi. - You want a piece of me? Eat it up. - Hi.
522 00:33:14,493 00:33:18,704 You fucking pussy. I am going to fuck you up, Glatt. You fucking pussy. I am going to fuck you up, Glatt.
523 00:33:18,872 00:33:22,416 Fuck you! You wanna take me, you motherfucker? Fuck you! You wanna take me, you motherfucker?
524 00:33:23,543 00:33:25,586 - Bitch! - What are you doing? - Bitch! - What are you doing?
525 00:33:25,754 00:33:27,129 Fucking hit him! Fucking hit him!
526 00:33:27,297 00:33:29,799 (CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD CHEERING)
527 00:33:38,642 00:33:40,226 (HUGE CHEER) (HUGE CHEER)
528 00:33:40,394 00:33:42,103 (HOOTER SOUNDS) (HOOTER SOUNDS)
529 00:33:43,605 00:33:45,564 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
530 00:33:50,696 00:33:53,447 (REF) Okay, keep moving. Keep moving. Say goodbye. (REF) Okay, keep moving. Keep moving. Say goodbye.
531 00:33:53,615 00:33:55,991 Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
532 00:34:03,083 00:34:06,752 But I just miss you. I really miss you both. But I just miss you. I really miss you both.
533 00:34:06,920 00:34:08,921 Please don't give up on me. Please don't give up on me.
534 00:34:14,636 00:34:16,345 Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck me.
535 00:34:16,513 00:34:19,140 - Hello? - Eva? - Hello? - Eva?
536 00:34:19,307 00:34:22,601 Hey! This is Doug. Hey! This is Doug.
537 00:34:22,769 00:34:27,189 Glatt. Your number is so similar to my friend's number. Glatt. Your number is so similar to my friend's number.
538 00:34:27,357 00:34:30,985 I didn't know which was which so I didn't want to call my friend I didn't know which was which so I didn't want to call my friend
539 00:34:31,153 00:34:32,653 and then bother you. and then bother you.
540 00:34:32,821 00:34:37,825 I just was checking... Simply checking the numbers out. I just was checking... Simply checking the numbers out.
541 00:34:37,993 00:34:40,536 Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team. Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team.
542 00:34:40,704 00:34:43,164 I think some of your friends are gonna come. I think some of your friends are gonna come.
543 00:34:43,331 00:34:46,208 I don't know if you wanna, like, join us. I don't know if you wanna, like, join us.
544 00:34:46,376 00:34:48,669 I've been trying to cut my drinking down. I've been trying to cut my drinking down.
545 00:34:48,837 00:34:51,172 Trying to be a good girl. Trying. Trying to be a good girl. Trying.
546 00:34:51,339 00:34:56,051 Well, you know, maybe you and I could hang out sometime? Well, you know, maybe you and I could hang out sometime?
547 00:34:56,219 00:34:58,804 You know, get, like, coffee. You know, get, like, coffee.
548 00:35:00,015 00:35:01,891 Erm... Sure. Erm... Sure.
549 00:35:03,894 00:35:10,441 Great. I don't drink coffee but I like Gatorade and power drinks and water. Great. I don't drink coffee but I like Gatorade and power drinks and water.
550 00:35:10,609 00:35:14,069 - Awesome. - It doesn't matter if I'm thirsty. - Awesome. - It doesn't matter if I'm thirsty.
551 00:35:14,237 00:35:16,447 If I could just see you. If I could just see you.
552 00:35:16,615 00:35:19,074 - That sounds cool. - Okay. - That sounds cool. - Okay.
553 00:35:19,242 00:35:21,869 - Okay, I'll see you then. - Bye, Eva. - Okay, I'll see you then. - Bye, Eva.
554 00:35:22,037 00:35:23,579 Bye. Bye.
555 00:35:23,747 00:35:26,123 Yes! Yes!
556 00:35:28,376 00:35:31,712 (BALCHOIR) All you pinko Bolshevik ass-eaters, man! (BALCHOIR) All you pinko Bolshevik ass-eaters, man!
557 00:35:31,880 00:35:37,218 It is beach ball because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball. It is beach ball because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball.
558 00:35:37,385 00:35:40,638 - Not nice. - Beach ball is bigger than puck. - Not nice. - Beach ball is bigger than puck.
559 00:35:40,806 00:35:43,808 - This why joke is. - I fucking get it, man. - This why joke is. - I fucking get it, man.
560 00:35:44,935 00:35:46,936 ...you come on and you know that... ...you come on and you know that...
561 00:35:47,103 00:35:49,188 - Shut up! - The score's tied - Shut up! - The score's tied
562 00:35:49,356 00:35:52,024 with two minutes 52 seconds left. with two minutes 52 seconds left.
563 00:35:52,192 00:35:53,818 Steve-O, Steve-O, Steve-O. Steve-O, Steve-O, Steve-O.
564 00:35:53,985 00:35:55,486 Nah, sit down, son. Nah, sit down, son.
565 00:35:55,654 00:36:00,115 Glatt, you're on but you're not fighting anybody. Glatt, you're on but you're not fighting anybody.
566 00:36:00,283 00:36:04,286 Park your ass in front of that goal tender and screen him. Let's do this. Park your ass in front of that goal tender and screen him. Let's do this.
567 00:36:04,454 00:36:08,415 Don't be a pussy. Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lay. Don't be a pussy. Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lay.
568 00:36:08,583 00:36:10,835 - Fuck! - Let's go, let's go. - Fuck! - Let's go, let's go.
569 00:36:11,002 00:36:13,921 Oh, the Thug is coming in on a power play. Oh, the Thug is coming in on a power play.
570 00:36:14,089 00:36:17,383 - Do you believe in miracles? - Thank you. - Do you believe in miracles? - Thank you.
571 00:36:17,551 00:36:19,718 - (WHISTLE) - And the puck is dropped. - (WHISTLE) - And the puck is dropped.
572 00:36:19,886 00:36:23,556 Glatt heads to the front of the net. Puck is back to the point. Glatt heads to the front of the net. Puck is back to the point.
573 00:36:23,723 00:36:25,850 Here's Kim with it, gets it over. Here's Kim with it, gets it over.
574 00:36:26,017 00:36:29,353 Glatt is screening it, all the action is in front of the net. Glatt is screening it, all the action is in front of the net.
575 00:36:29,521 00:36:31,981 Halifax winds it up. Here's the shot. Halifax winds it up. Here's the shot.
576 00:36:34,901 00:36:36,777 - Kim scored! - (CHEERING) - Kim scored! - (CHEERING)
577 00:36:39,823 00:36:42,533 3:2! 3:2!
578 00:36:44,619 00:36:49,290 I don't think the Moncton goalie saw anything but a wall of Glatt. I don't think the Moncton goalie saw anything but a wall of Glatt.
579 00:36:49,457 00:36:51,584 (COACH) Boys, ten seconds left now. (COACH) Boys, ten seconds left now.
580 00:36:51,751 00:36:54,837 - Keep the wolves out of the barn. - Eight seconds! - Keep the wolves out of the barn. - Eight seconds!
581 00:36:55,005 00:36:57,047 There's Lemieux. There's Lemieux.
582 00:36:57,215 00:37:00,259 This guy's going glove, Mommy, this guy's going glove. This guy's going glove, Mommy, this guy's going glove.
583 00:37:00,427 00:37:02,970 Lemieux is across the line, takes the shot. Lemieux is across the line, takes the shot.
584 00:37:03,138 00:37:06,432 - Come on! - Horatio at the bridge! - Come on! - Horatio at the bridge!
585 00:37:07,976 00:37:12,396 The game is over! Halifax has broken their losing streak. The game is over! Halifax has broken their losing streak.
586 00:37:12,564 00:37:15,733 Their first win of the month! Wow, what a show. Their first win of the month! Wow, what a show.
587 00:37:15,901 00:37:19,820 I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my lady. I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my lady.
588 00:37:19,988 00:37:23,240 It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time. It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time.
589 00:37:23,408 00:37:25,993 That was fucking hockey, man! That was fucking hockey, man!
590 00:37:26,161 00:37:28,412 Oh, thank you. That's so nice. Oh, thank you. That's so nice.
591 00:37:28,580 00:37:31,040 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
592 00:37:44,679 00:37:46,597 Hey. Hi, Eva. Hey. Hi, Eva.
593 00:37:47,307 00:37:49,266 Wow, you look so pretty. Wow, you look so pretty.
594 00:37:50,810 00:37:53,479 - I just have to go to the washroom. - Yeah. - I just have to go to the washroom. - Yeah.
595 00:37:54,856 00:37:56,690 Okay. Okay.
596 00:38:00,737 00:38:03,072 Can I get a Gatorade? Can I get a Gatorade?
597 00:38:04,866 00:38:06,575 Hey. Had to go potty? Hey. Had to go potty?
598 00:38:08,286 00:38:12,164 Look, I liked making out with you. It was fun Look, I liked making out with you. It was fun
599 00:38:12,332 00:38:16,043 but what happened between us the other night, it was a one-off. but what happened between us the other night, it was a one-off.
600 00:38:16,211 00:38:19,463 I'm sorry. I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out. I'm sorry. I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out.
601 00:38:20,715 00:38:23,092 Er, anyway. It was a mistake. Er, anyway. It was a mistake.
602 00:38:23,259 00:38:28,764 You're actually nice and I'm a huge bitch. You're actually nice and I'm a huge bitch.
603 00:38:28,932 00:38:33,227 - Eva! Don't say that. - I'm a very bad girlfriend. - Eva! Don't say that. - I'm a very bad girlfriend.
604 00:38:33,395 00:38:36,355 - Girlfriend? - Yeah. - Girlfriend? - Yeah.
605 00:38:36,523 00:38:39,066 I have a boyfriend, which is awesome. I have a boyfriend, which is awesome.
606 00:38:39,234 00:38:41,568 Fuck. Fuck.
607 00:38:41,736 00:38:43,404 Jeez. Jeez.
608 00:38:44,531 00:38:49,410 Well, I guess it's kind of weird, giving you these flowers. Well, I guess it's kind of weird, giving you these flowers.
609 00:38:49,577 00:38:51,495 Oh, man. Oh, man.
610 00:38:51,663 00:38:54,707 - Chocolates. - Oh! - Chocolates. - Oh!
611 00:38:54,874 00:38:57,042 And this stuffed animal. It's a doll. And this stuffed animal. It's a doll.
612 00:38:58,128 00:39:01,463 It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus. It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus.
613 00:39:01,631 00:39:05,384 It's the mascot of the team I play for, the Halifax Highlanders. It's the mascot of the team I play for, the Halifax Highlanders.
614 00:39:05,552 00:39:07,845 It's a little toy. It's a little toy.
615 00:39:08,013 00:39:09,763 But it's official. But it's official.
616 00:39:09,931 00:39:13,600 - Fuck's sake. - No it's hilarious. - Fuck's sake. - No it's hilarious.
617 00:39:13,768 00:39:17,896 It's a simple misunderstanding. I'm fine. It's a simple misunderstanding. I'm fine.
618 00:39:18,064 00:39:21,483 - Okay. Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug. - Okay. Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug.
619 00:39:22,652 00:39:24,361 It's official, the mascot. It's official, the mascot.
620 00:39:25,989 00:39:28,282 Fuck. Fuck.
621 00:39:34,664 00:39:36,081 What? What?
622 00:39:37,834 00:39:39,668 Oh... Oh...
623 00:39:43,256 00:39:48,135 Fuck me, Angus. Fuck me, Angus.
624 00:39:48,303 00:39:51,472 (DOUG) It's not the first time that wind blew garbage in my face. (DOUG) It's not the first time that wind blew garbage in my face.
625 00:39:51,639 00:39:55,225 My friends built this bike ramp behind the medical centre. My friends built this bike ramp behind the medical centre.
626 00:39:55,393 00:39:58,437 I was pedalling fast and as I was going up the ramp, I was pedalling fast and as I was going up the ramp,
627 00:39:58,605 00:40:02,024 the wind blew these like bloody rags right into my face. the wind blew these like bloody rags right into my face.
628 00:40:02,192 00:40:06,028 I crashed into the dumpster and I was rolling around in medical waste I crashed into the dumpster and I was rolling around in medical waste
629 00:40:06,196 00:40:10,407 because I was so disoriented. I broke my ankle in three places. because I was so disoriented. I broke my ankle in three places.
630 00:40:10,575 00:40:13,202 The worst part was there was a big bag of pee The worst part was there was a big bag of pee
631 00:40:13,369 00:40:16,663 and I rolled over on it and it like burst all over me. and I rolled over on it and it like burst all over me.
632 00:40:23,505 00:40:26,465 - You think it's funny, too? - Yes, very much so. - You think it's funny, too? - Yes, very much so.
633 00:40:26,633 00:40:29,301 Garbage blows in my face sometimes. Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
634 00:40:34,265 00:40:37,684 Thanks for the ride. It was good to see you. Thanks for the ride. It was good to see you.
635 00:40:40,063 00:40:41,438 Doug... Doug...
636 00:40:54,619 00:40:56,995 Right. My boyfriend. Right. My boyfriend.
637 00:40:58,581 00:41:01,125 - Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug. - Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug.
638 00:41:02,961 00:41:06,004 (# PUCCINl: "Nessun Dorma") (# PUCCINl: "Nessun Dorma")
639 00:41:11,970 00:41:19,685 # Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me # Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me
640 00:41:19,853 00:41:26,984 # II nome mio nessun saprà! No, No! # II nome mio nessun saprà! No, No!
641 00:41:27,152 00:41:30,737 # Dilegua, o notte! # Dilegua, o notte!
642 00:41:30,905 00:41:41,665 # Tramontate, stelle! # Tramontate, stelle!
643 00:41:41,833 00:41:48,422 # All'alba vincerò! # # All'alba vincerò! #
644 00:41:48,590 00:41:52,092 - (CROWD SHOUTING) - (HOOTER) - (CROWD SHOUTING) - (HOOTER)
645 00:41:52,260 00:41:54,094 Go get 'em, Dougie. Go get 'em, Dougie.
646 00:41:54,262 00:41:56,889 Douglas Manacham Glatt! Douglas Manacham Glatt!
647 00:41:57,849 00:42:01,185 Prrt! Prrr! Pretzel, bitches! Prrt! Prrr! Pretzel, bitches!
648 00:42:01,352 00:42:04,730 - Hey, what the hell? - Recognize. - Hey, what the hell? - Recognize.
649 00:42:04,898 00:42:09,193 - Of course I recognize you. - Do you recognize your family? - Of course I recognize you. - Do you recognize your family?
650 00:42:09,360 00:42:11,195 My God! I'm so happy. My God! I'm so happy.
651 00:42:11,362 00:42:15,115 Glatt, what are you doing? Start skating, shave some ice. Glatt, what are you doing? Start skating, shave some ice.
652 00:42:15,283 00:42:18,619 - Love you guys. - We love you, Dougie! - Love you guys. - We love you, Dougie!
653 00:42:20,246 00:42:21,705 (DAD) Hey, he can skate. (DAD) Hey, he can skate.
654 00:42:21,873 00:42:24,750 - (MUM) His shirt says Glatt. - (PAT) It says your fucking name. - (MUM) His shirt says Glatt. - (PAT) It says your fucking name.
655 00:42:24,918 00:42:29,213 - Language. Do you mind, Pat? - He can't stop. It's like Tourette's. - Language. Do you mind, Pat? - He can't stop. It's like Tourette's.
656 00:42:29,380 00:42:32,674 - Hey, do you want a go? - Yeah, okay. - Hey, do you want a go? - Yeah, okay.
657 00:42:32,842 00:42:35,093 - Good luck, man. - You, too, buddy. - Good luck, man. - You, too, buddy.
658 00:42:35,261 00:42:38,513 - Puck drops and we got something. - Oh! - Puck drops and we got something. - Oh!
659 00:42:38,681 00:42:41,183 Kiss his fucking ass, Dougie! Kiss his fucking ass, Dougie!
660 00:42:45,230 00:42:48,398 Punch for a punch, neither giving an inch... Punch for a punch, neither giving an inch...
661 00:42:48,566 00:42:50,442 - Wow. - Right, left, right, left. - Wow. - Right, left, right, left.
662 00:42:50,610 00:42:53,278 - Nail him, Doug. - Landing blows to the head, - Nail him, Doug. - Landing blows to the head,
663 00:42:53,446 00:42:55,614 to the body, everywhere. to the body, everywhere.
664 00:42:56,824 00:42:59,451 - Oh, my fuck! - Oh, God. - Oh, my fuck! - Oh, God.
665 00:43:01,955 00:43:03,997 Easy, okay, easy! Easy, okay, easy!
666 00:43:04,165 00:43:06,375 - Good fight, man. - Good fight. - Good fight, man. - Good fight.
667 00:43:06,542 00:43:08,168 He's a nice guy. He's a nice guy.
668 00:43:08,336 00:43:11,672 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
669 00:43:11,839 00:43:13,548 Do you hear that? Do you hear that?
670 00:43:19,514 00:43:21,890 Just a minute four left. The score's tied. Just a minute four left. The score's tied.
671 00:43:22,058 00:43:25,852 Everything on the line as Halifax look to extend their wins to four. Everything on the line as Halifax look to extend their wins to four.
672 00:43:27,272 00:43:29,439 Now a three on one develops as Kim moves in. Now a three on one develops as Kim moves in.
673 00:43:29,607 00:43:31,483 - Kim lets the shot go... - Ow! - Kim lets the shot go... - Ow!
674 00:43:31,651 00:43:33,485 - He scores! - (HOOTER) - He scores! - (HOOTER)
675 00:43:33,653 00:43:36,947 It was Doug Glatt in the conservatory with his ass. It was Doug Glatt in the conservatory with his ass.
676 00:43:37,115 00:43:41,868 And the young gun from Orangetown they call The Thug has done it. And the young gun from Orangetown they call The Thug has done it.
677 00:43:42,036 00:43:43,787 Whoo! Shit! Whoo! Shit!
678 00:43:43,955 00:43:48,458 The Highlanders might just make a run for the playoffs after all. The Highlanders might just make a run for the playoffs after all.
679 00:43:48,626 00:43:51,128 You make me happy, man, with your ass! You make me happy, man, with your ass!
680 00:43:51,296 00:43:53,463 - My ass. - With your ass! - My ass. - With your ass!
681 00:44:01,306 00:44:06,685 Well done, boys. Tonight, good food, good women, good rest. Well done, boys. Tonight, good food, good women, good rest.
682 00:44:06,853 00:44:08,687 Not necessarily in that order. Not necessarily in that order.
683 00:44:08,855 00:44:13,025 Glatt, Laflamme, get changed, in my office. Glatt, Laflamme, get changed, in my office.
684 00:44:13,192 00:44:15,569 Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning. Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning.
685 00:44:15,737 00:44:18,155 Way to go, Dougie! This boy popped the cherry tonight. Way to go, Dougie! This boy popped the cherry tonight.
686 00:44:18,323 00:44:20,532 Popped my cherry. What does that mean? Popped my cherry. What does that mean?
687 00:44:22,452 00:44:24,828 - Boys. - Coach. - Boys. - Coach.
688 00:44:26,372 00:44:29,166 One of you has really been impressing me with your play lately One of you has really been impressing me with your play lately
689 00:44:29,334 00:44:31,084 and one of you hasn't. and one of you hasn't.
690 00:44:31,252 00:44:33,754 Want to venture a guess as to who's who? Want to venture a guess as to who's who?
691 00:44:35,882 00:44:39,801 Well, Laflamme, I'm ripping that A off your jersey. Well, Laflamme, I'm ripping that A off your jersey.
692 00:44:39,969 00:44:43,263 You don't deserve it, unless A stands for asshole. You don't deserve it, unless A stands for asshole.
693 00:44:43,431 00:44:46,224 Glatt, you're promoted. Assistant captain. Glatt, you're promoted. Assistant captain.
694 00:44:46,392 00:44:48,435 Good on you. Keep up the good work. Good on you. Keep up the good work.
695 00:44:48,603 00:44:52,356 - There's the puck. I'm proud of you. - Thanks, Coach. - There's the puck. I'm proud of you. - Thanks, Coach.
696 00:44:52,523 00:44:55,984 Xavier, you can take this the right way or the wrong way. Xavier, you can take this the right way or the wrong way.
697 00:44:56,152 00:44:58,779 Ladies' choice. Ladies' choice.
698 00:44:59,489 00:45:00,989 Xavier! Xavier!
699 00:45:01,157 00:45:04,034 - Go get him. - Hey, bud, wait up! - Go get him. - Hey, bud, wait up!
700 00:45:04,202 00:45:06,328 Oh, my God! You scored! Oh, my God! You scored!
701 00:45:06,496 00:45:11,708 With your fucking ass, you scored? You son of a bitch. Look at you! With your fucking ass, you scored? You son of a bitch. Look at you!
702 00:45:11,876 00:45:15,504 You'll love this. I know how you like Middle Eastern food. You'll love this. I know how you like Middle Eastern food.
703 00:45:15,671 00:45:19,007 And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend. He's very robust. And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend. He's very robust.
704 00:45:19,175 00:45:22,219 Holy fucking shitass, Dougie, you fucking scored? Holy fucking shitass, Dougie, you fucking scored?
705 00:45:22,387 00:45:25,514 You just fisted that motherfucker right in the ass. You just fisted that motherfucker right in the ass.
706 00:45:25,681 00:45:28,058 Fuck, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. Fuck, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
707 00:45:28,226 00:45:30,894 - There he is! There's the guy. - Hey! - There he is! There's the guy. - Hey!
708 00:45:31,062 00:45:33,730 Dougie, my friend, good to see you as always, eh? Dougie, my friend, good to see you as always, eh?
709 00:45:33,898 00:45:37,859 That's my top customer right there. Five times a week I see you, right? That's my top customer right there. Five times a week I see you, right?
710 00:45:38,027 00:45:42,656 I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth. I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.
711 00:45:42,824 00:45:46,326 Three guys! Four teeth! One game. It was unbelievable. Three guys! Four teeth! One game. It was unbelievable.
712 00:45:46,494 00:45:50,497 I'm so excited! Fuck it! Doner on the house tonight. I'm so excited! Fuck it! Doner on the house tonight.
713 00:45:50,665 00:45:53,125 - (CHEERING) - For you, anything. - (CHEERING) - For you, anything.
714 00:45:53,292 00:45:57,587 Doner sauce on the house, everybody, don't get excited. Doner sauce on the house, everybody, don't get excited.
715 00:45:58,464 00:46:01,383 - Hey! - Okay, the sauce. - Hey! - Okay, the sauce.
716 00:46:01,551 00:46:02,926 Water down the sauce. Water down the sauce.
717 00:46:03,094 00:46:05,595 So could we get anything for this on eBay? So could we get anything for this on eBay?
718 00:46:05,763 00:46:11,059 I don't think so. No, I wanted to give it to Mom and Dad, if they wanted it. I don't think so. No, I wanted to give it to Mom and Dad, if they wanted it.
719 00:46:12,061 00:46:14,271 Seeing it's just... Seeing it's just...
720 00:46:15,940 00:46:17,315 Here. Here.
721 00:46:17,483 00:46:23,280 Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby. Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby.
722 00:46:23,448 00:46:25,740 It's not a hobby, it's my job. It's not a hobby, it's my job.
723 00:46:25,908 00:46:28,827 I'm a hockey player. I'm a hockey player.
724 00:46:28,995 00:46:31,455 Have you thought about the head injuries Have you thought about the head injuries
725 00:46:31,622 00:46:34,541 that come with such a violent sport, the concussions? that come with such a violent sport, the concussions?
726 00:46:34,709 00:46:37,335 - How long do you think you can do it? - Mom... - How long do you think you can do it? - Mom...
727 00:46:37,503 00:46:41,173 It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years. It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.
728 00:46:41,340 00:46:44,634 - No, it isn't. - You can do anything. - No, it isn't. - You can do anything.
729 00:46:44,802 00:46:46,887 - No, I couldn't. - You could teach. - No, I couldn't. - You could teach.
730 00:46:47,054 00:46:49,431 I can't, okay? I can't, okay?
731 00:46:49,599 00:46:52,434 I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
732 00:46:52,602 00:46:55,770 - Doug, you're not that stupid. - I am. - Doug, you're not that stupid. - I am.
733 00:46:55,938 00:46:59,816 I'm stupid. You're gay. I'm stupid, he's gay. I'm stupid. You're gay. I'm stupid, he's gay.
734 00:46:59,984 00:47:01,485 - Stupid, gay. - We get it. - Stupid, gay. - We get it.
735 00:47:01,652 00:47:03,570 - Stupid, gay. - Okay. - Stupid, gay. - Okay.
736 00:47:03,738 00:47:05,780 You have one stupid son and a gay son. You have one stupid son and a gay son.
737 00:47:05,948 00:47:07,741 - Oh, God. - For once in my life, - Oh, God. - For once in my life,
738 00:47:07,909 00:47:09,618 I'm a part of something. I'm a part of something.
739 00:47:09,785 00:47:14,164 I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it. I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it.
740 00:47:14,332 00:47:18,502 Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it. Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it.
741 00:47:19,921 00:47:24,716 For whatever reason you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. For whatever reason you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor.
742 00:47:24,884 00:47:28,929 I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong. I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong.
743 00:47:29,096 00:47:30,514 I could protect people. I could protect people.
744 00:47:30,681 00:47:34,559 That's who I am, it's what I do, and you should be proud of me. That's who I am, it's what I do, and you should be proud of me.
745 00:47:34,727 00:47:38,355 We should be proud of you? They call you Thug, for Christ's sake. We should be proud of you? They call you Thug, for Christ's sake.
746 00:47:39,524 00:47:43,777 It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater. Excuse me. It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater. Excuse me.
747 00:47:51,077 00:47:53,411 - Doug, I am proud of you. - Thanks, buddy. - Doug, I am proud of you. - Thanks, buddy.
748 00:47:53,579 00:47:56,998 I am going to go with Mom and Dad, okay? I am going to go with Mom and Dad, okay?
749 00:47:57,625 00:47:59,793 They got my passport. They got my passport.
750 00:48:02,004 00:48:06,550 Look, no disrespect intended but honestly? Fuck your parents Look, no disrespect intended but honestly? Fuck your parents
751 00:48:06,717 00:48:09,010 if they don't fucking appreciate you. if they don't fucking appreciate you.
752 00:48:09,178 00:48:11,972 I mean, look at you. You're a fucking beast. I mean, look at you. You're a fucking beast.
753 00:48:12,139 00:48:15,141 You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren. You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren.
754 00:48:15,309 00:48:17,644 You don't get what I'm saying, do you? You don't get what I'm saying, do you?
755 00:48:17,812 00:48:24,025 Watching you tonight was like watching a bunch of fucking birds flying in a V. Watching you tonight was like watching a bunch of fucking birds flying in a V.
756 00:48:24,193 00:48:28,238 It was instinct, purpose... It was instinct, purpose...
757 00:48:28,406 00:48:32,117 It was like you were doing what you were born to do. It was like you were doing what you were born to do.
758 00:48:32,285 00:48:35,537 I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist. I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist.
759 00:48:36,455 00:48:38,915 It's the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate. It's the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate.
760 00:48:40,042 00:48:43,670 - (DOUG) Let's get hammered. - (PAT) Let's get so fucking drunk - (DOUG) Let's get hammered. - (PAT) Let's get so fucking drunk
761 00:48:43,838 00:48:46,756 we see each other's doner sauce on the floor. we see each other's doner sauce on the floor.
762 00:48:50,344 00:48:55,890 # So if you want to join me for a while # So if you want to join me for a while
763 00:48:58,019 00:49:00,353 # Just grab your hat # Just grab your hat
764 00:49:00,521 00:49:04,316 # Come travel light That's hobo style... # # Come travel light That's hobo style... #
765 00:49:04,483 00:49:08,862 You don't know shit about hockey, you skinny-ass Don Cherry. You don't know shit about hockey, you skinny-ass Don Cherry.
766 00:49:09,030 00:49:11,323 You're fucking spitting on me. Fuck you! You're fucking spitting on me. Fuck you!
767 00:49:11,490 00:49:13,867 - What the hell? Stop it! - Fuck you! - What the hell? Stop it! - Fuck you!
768 00:49:14,035 00:49:16,870 Whoa! Come on! You're spitting everywhere. Whoa! Come on! You're spitting everywhere.
769 00:49:17,038 00:49:19,623 - Your friend is sick. - So's this Frenchman. - Your friend is sick. - So's this Frenchman.
770 00:49:19,790 00:49:22,959 - You people live like animals. - (HAWKING) - You people live like animals. - (HAWKING)
771 00:49:23,127 00:49:26,087 Oh! Oh!
772 00:49:26,255 00:49:27,756 Fuck you! Fuck you!
773 00:49:35,056 00:49:38,308 - What's your problem? - I'll tell you my problem. - What's your problem? - I'll tell you my problem.
774 00:49:38,476 00:49:41,144 How many minutes did you play tonight? How many minutes did you play tonight?
775 00:49:41,312 00:49:42,771 I don't know. About eleven. I don't know. About eleven.
776 00:49:42,938 00:49:45,732 - So? - You skate like shit - So? - You skate like shit
777 00:49:45,900 00:49:48,985 but you play eleven fucking minutes. but you play eleven fucking minutes.
778 00:49:50,905 00:49:54,074 Who the fuck are you? I'm a fucking hockey player. Who the fuck are you? I'm a fucking hockey player.
779 00:49:54,241 00:49:56,826 You steal my A, you steal my power play. You steal my A, you steal my power play.
780 00:49:56,994 00:49:59,537 You're a fucking goon, a thug. You're a fucking goon, a thug.
781 00:49:59,705 00:50:01,122 You're fucking nothing! You're fucking nothing!
782 00:50:17,556 00:50:20,058 You're not a hockey player. You're not a hockey player.
783 00:50:20,226 00:50:23,186 The only reason I'm not knocking your teeth out The only reason I'm not knocking your teeth out
784 00:50:23,354 00:50:24,729 is becuase you're on my team. is becuase you're on my team.
785 00:50:26,482 00:50:30,193 Do you know what would happen if I stopped watching your back? Do you know what would happen if I stopped watching your back?
786 00:50:30,361 00:50:32,737 Yeah. It would be like before you came. Yeah. It would be like before you came.
787 00:50:33,531 00:50:36,032 I liked that better. I liked that better.
788 00:50:55,678 00:50:57,262 (EVGENl) We have not pissed together (EVGENl) We have not pissed together
789 00:50:57,430 00:50:59,848 since we double-teamed Belchior's mother. since we double-teamed Belchior's mother.
790 00:51:00,015 00:51:02,851 - We pissed on her, too. - All right! - We pissed on her, too. - All right!
791 00:51:04,812 00:51:07,981 You pissed on my leg! You pissed on my leg!
792 00:51:08,149 00:51:10,442 All right, lads, all right. All right, lads, all right.
793 00:51:11,527 00:51:13,987 We're in the shit, now. This is Quebec. We're in the shit, now. This is Quebec.
794 00:51:14,155 00:51:18,992 Get your fucking game faces on. This is about to get ugly. Get your fucking game faces on. This is about to get ugly.
795 00:51:19,160 00:51:21,995 We have four games left. We only need two of them. We have four games left. We only need two of them.
796 00:51:22,163 00:51:25,081 Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières
797 00:51:25,249 00:51:28,251 and rip their fucking hearts out. and rip their fucking hearts out.
798 00:51:28,419 00:51:29,878 Let's go get 'em, boys. Let's go get 'em, boys.
799 00:51:32,923 00:51:34,924 (# ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) (# ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
800 00:51:37,178 00:51:40,221 (CROWD BOOING) (CROWD BOOING)
801 00:51:44,643 00:51:46,728 (BOOING AND JEERING) (BOOING AND JEERING)
802 00:51:55,988 00:51:58,114 (SHOUTS IN FRENCH) (SHOUTS IN FRENCH)
803 00:52:06,665 00:52:09,501 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
804 00:52:11,504 00:52:13,087 (SPEAKING FRENCH) (SPEAKING FRENCH)
805 00:52:19,386 00:52:22,847 (MARCO) You're with me tonight, Mommy. You're with me tonight. (MARCO) You're with me tonight, Mommy. You're with me tonight.
806 00:52:23,766 00:52:27,393 You can feel the energy. Take this energy onto the ice. You can feel the energy. Take this energy onto the ice.
807 00:52:27,561 00:52:31,731 Dougie, you shadow Laflamme. Gord, Laflamme, you're starting. Dougie, you shadow Laflamme. Gord, Laflamme, you're starting.
808 00:52:31,899 00:52:33,858 Boys, we win this fucking thing. Boys, we win this fucking thing.
809 00:52:34,026 00:52:36,402 Let's play like we're supposed to be here. Let's play like we're supposed to be here.
810 00:52:36,570 00:52:40,073 Right, go on. Right, go on.
811 00:52:40,241 00:52:43,117 Doug, on Laflamme. Stick to him. Doug, on Laflamme. Stick to him.
812 00:52:43,285 00:52:47,205 Remember, we're all in this together. When that puck drops, we all drop. Remember, we're all in this together. When that puck drops, we all drop.
813 00:52:47,373 00:52:48,957 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
814 00:52:49,124 00:52:53,461 (COMMENTATOR) Here we go. The fries are Frenched, the cheese is curded, (COMMENTATOR) Here we go. The fries are Frenched, the cheese is curded,
815 00:52:53,629 00:52:56,297 - Let's pour gravy on me... - Drop the fucking puck! - Let's pour gravy on me... - Drop the fucking puck!
816 00:52:56,465 00:52:58,174 ...and dig in. ...and dig in.
817 00:52:58,342 00:53:02,971 Halifax gets the face off. Laflamme comes up ice with a full head of steam. Halifax gets the face off. Laflamme comes up ice with a full head of steam.
818 00:53:03,138 00:53:08,518 Simard lines up Laflamme, Laflamme avoids him. Simard flies into the boards. Simard lines up Laflamme, Laflamme avoids him. Simard flies into the boards.
819 00:53:08,686 00:53:11,938 Laflamme moves up the right side towards the net... Laflamme moves up the right side towards the net...
820 00:53:12,106 00:53:15,233 - He scored! - Come on! - He scored! - Come on!
821 00:53:15,401 00:53:19,654 Quebec totally lost control and Laflamme cashed in. Quebec totally lost control and Laflamme cashed in.
822 00:53:19,822 00:53:21,573 Nice job! Nice job!
823 00:53:29,957 00:53:33,167 Laflamme picks up the puck behind the net. Laflamme picks up the puck behind the net.
824 00:53:33,335 00:53:35,545 He spins away from that threat. He spins away from that threat.
825 00:53:35,713 00:53:38,464 At the centre line. He takes a look, makes a pass. At the centre line. He takes a look, makes a pass.
826 00:53:38,632 00:53:40,717 - Laflamme moves into position. - Back! - Laflamme moves into position. - Back!
827 00:53:40,885 00:53:44,095 He gets it back again. He gets it back again.
828 00:53:48,017 00:53:49,851 Man on! Man on! Man on! Man on!
829 00:53:52,938 00:53:56,316 - Hey! What the fuck? - Glatt was looking the other way. - Hey! What the fuck? - Glatt was looking the other way.
830 00:54:01,572 00:54:03,364 (WHISTLE) (WHISTLE)
831 00:54:04,533 00:54:06,743 - Get him off! - That's it! - Get him off! - That's it!
832 00:54:06,911 00:54:09,537 - That's it! - Get him off. - That's it! - Get him off.
833 00:54:09,705 00:54:11,789 That's it. That's it.
834 00:54:18,422 00:54:22,884 They're calling for the stretcher. This is getting scary, folks. They're calling for the stretcher. This is getting scary, folks.
835 00:54:30,434 00:54:33,102 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
836 00:54:35,522 00:54:37,482 (KIM) Xavier! (KIM) Xavier!
837 00:54:37,650 00:54:40,818 (RONNIE) He's got a concussion. He may not be back at all. (RONNIE) He's got a concussion. He may not be back at all.
838 00:54:40,986 00:54:45,657 And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended for one game. And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended for one game.
839 00:54:45,824 00:54:47,659 Glatt, this team counts on you. Glatt, this team counts on you.
840 00:54:47,826 00:54:50,954 Whatever it is that is making you fucking ovulate, Whatever it is that is making you fucking ovulate,
841 00:54:51,121 00:54:54,624 you better figure it out and get your fucking shit together. you better figure it out and get your fucking shit together.
842 00:54:54,792 00:54:58,211 And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow, And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow,
843 00:54:58,379 00:55:01,339 6am, bag skate, pussies! 6am, bag skate, pussies!
844 00:55:01,507 00:55:04,050 I want to see every single one of you I want to see every single one of you
845 00:55:04,218 00:55:07,512 work your fucking asses off until you puke your guts out. work your fucking asses off until you puke your guts out.
846 00:55:07,680 00:55:10,181 This is not fucking baseball! This is not fucking baseball!
847 00:55:10,349 00:55:12,976 Do you want to make the playoffs or not? Do you want to make the playoffs or not?
848 00:55:13,435 00:55:17,897 Goddamnit. And Glatt? I see you. Goddamnit. And Glatt? I see you.
849 00:55:18,065 00:55:20,733 You're riding the piss hole. Back of the bus. You're riding the piss hole. Back of the bus.
850 00:55:28,033 00:55:30,868 Roll it out, George. Roll it out, George.
851 00:55:48,470 00:55:51,556 # Well, we fly by night It's like a rocket flight # Well, we fly by night It's like a rocket flight
852 00:55:51,724 00:55:54,434 # And, baby, that's just what it's for # And, baby, that's just what it's for
853 00:55:55,561 00:55:58,813 # Fly by night, it makes you feel all right # Fly by night, it makes you feel all right
854 00:55:58,981 00:56:01,482 # You keep coming back for more # You keep coming back for more
855 00:56:28,844 00:56:32,472 # Four men in a rock and roll band # Four men in a rock and roll band
856 00:56:32,639 00:56:36,476 # Fly at night, in the morning we land... # # Fly at night, in the morning we land... #
857 00:56:36,643 00:56:39,604 I can't talk right now. That's why I was texting. I can't talk right now. That's why I was texting.
858 00:56:39,772 00:56:41,439 I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. I'm sorry. I'm such a moron.
859 00:56:41,607 00:56:45,193 - So you saw my headbutt, huh? - Yeah. You fucked him up. - So you saw my headbutt, huh? - Yeah. You fucked him up.
860 00:56:45,360 00:56:49,030 - Are you at the library? - No, er... - Are you at the library? - No, er...
861 00:56:49,198 00:56:51,824 My boyfriend got home a few days ago. My boyfriend got home a few days ago.
862 00:56:51,992 00:56:56,245 - Why did you text me, then? - I dig talking to you - Why did you text me, then? - I dig talking to you
863 00:56:56,413 00:56:58,081 and now I'm thinking about you and now I'm thinking about you
864 00:56:58,248 00:57:01,542 and sometimes I sleep with Angus the Highlander doll. and sometimes I sleep with Angus the Highlander doll.
865 00:57:01,710 00:57:04,962 There's nothing weird about that. It's official. There's nothing weird about that. It's official.
866 00:57:05,130 00:57:07,632 Yeah, Doug. I know. Yeah, Doug. I know.
867 00:57:08,717 00:57:12,970 Look, I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug. Look, I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
868 00:57:13,138 00:57:16,682 I mean, all we did was make out. I mean, all we did was make out.
869 00:57:16,850 00:57:22,271 I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around.
870 00:57:22,439 00:57:25,733 - Oh, okay. - That doesn't bother you? - Oh, okay. - That doesn't bother you?
871 00:57:25,901 00:57:30,738 The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you. The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you.
872 00:57:35,619 00:57:37,453 I've got to go, Doug. I've got to go, Doug.
873 00:57:37,621 00:57:39,455 (FLUSHING) (FLUSHING)
874 00:58:10,779 00:58:12,405 Hello, sir. Hello, sir.
875 00:58:12,573 00:58:15,032 My name is Doug Glatt. My name is Doug Glatt.
876 00:58:18,745 00:58:21,289 Ross Rhea. Nice to meet you, kid. Ross Rhea. Nice to meet you, kid.
877 00:58:21,456 00:58:23,791 - Nice to meet you, too. - Sit down. - Nice to meet you, too. - Sit down.
878 00:58:23,959 00:58:26,335 Thanks. Thanks.
879 00:58:26,503 00:58:28,421 So you're the new me, eh? So you're the new me, eh?
880 00:58:28,589 00:58:31,674 Huh! I don't know about that. Huh! I don't know about that.
881 00:58:31,842 00:58:35,219 - I don't think so. - Everyone else seems to. - I don't think so. - Everyone else seems to.
882 00:58:36,930 00:58:39,182 It's good. Good for you, kid. It's good. Good for you, kid.
883 00:58:39,349 00:58:40,725 Thank you. Thank you.
884 00:58:40,893 00:58:44,061 So why are you wandering around St John's at 3am? So why are you wandering around St John's at 3am?
885 00:58:44,229 00:58:50,902 - Aren't you playing us tonight? - Not me. I got suspended a game. - Aren't you playing us tonight? - Not me. I got suspended a game.
886 00:58:52,070 00:58:55,740 Too bad. I ain't much for waiting around. Too bad. I ain't much for waiting around.
887 00:58:58,452 00:59:01,537 You're a tough bastard out there. You can fucking bang. You're a tough bastard out there. You can fucking bang.
888 00:59:01,705 00:59:03,539 Thank you. Thanks so much. Thank you. Thanks so much.
889 00:59:03,707 00:59:07,668 - I'm going to impart some wisdom. - I could really use some of that. - I'm going to impart some wisdom. - I could really use some of that.
890 00:59:07,836 00:59:12,006 Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting. Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting.
891 00:59:12,174 00:59:14,425 You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying?
892 00:59:14,593 00:59:16,886 Erm... I don't know. No. Erm... I don't know. No.
893 00:59:17,054 00:59:22,808 Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit. You got it, like me. Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit. You got it, like me.
894 00:59:22,976 00:59:25,895 But like me, that's all you fucking got. But like me, that's all you fucking got.
895 00:59:26,063 00:59:30,358 And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else.
896 00:59:31,818 00:59:36,906 Don't go trying to be a hockey player. You'll get your heart ripped out. Don't go trying to be a hockey player. You'll get your heart ripped out.
897 00:59:38,575 00:59:42,203 - But I am a hockey player, sir. - You're a fucking goon. - But I am a hockey player, sir. - You're a fucking goon.
898 00:59:42,371 00:59:47,208 - That plays hockey. Like you. - I don't play much hockey. - That plays hockey. Like you. - I don't play much hockey.
899 00:59:47,376 00:59:49,669 You're a hockey player, sir. You're a hockey player, sir.
900 00:59:49,836 00:59:52,380 You know they just want you to bleed, right? You know they just want you to bleed, right?
901 00:59:54,132 00:59:57,969 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. If they need me to bleed, I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. If they need me to bleed,
902 00:59:58,136 00:59:59,971 then I'll bleed for my team. then I'll bleed for my team.
903 01:00:03,183 01:00:05,017 Yeah. Yeah.
904 01:00:05,185 01:00:08,771 I suppose you heard I'm going to retire at the end of this season? I suppose you heard I'm going to retire at the end of this season?
905 01:00:08,939 01:00:11,065 I've been at this since I was 17 I've been at this since I was 17
906 01:00:11,233 01:00:16,279 but I'm not going to go out like some nancy-boy fuck. You understand? but I'm not going to go out like some nancy-boy fuck. You understand?
907 01:00:16,446 01:00:18,197 Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I understand.
908 01:00:18,365 01:00:23,077 You have my respect, whatever that means to you - you got it. You have my respect, whatever that means to you - you got it.
909 01:00:23,245 01:00:26,455 But know this shit hard. But know this shit hard.
910 01:00:26,623 01:00:29,041 If ever it gets down to the marrow If ever it gets down to the marrow
911 01:00:29,209 01:00:30,876 and it's you and me, and it's you and me,
912 01:00:31,044 01:00:35,840 kid, I will lay you the fuck out. kid, I will lay you the fuck out.
913 01:01:00,324 01:01:02,450 (CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD CHEERING)
914 01:01:04,745 01:01:07,079 Come on! Come on!
915 01:01:11,168 01:01:13,085 Fucking... Let me... Fucking... Fucking... Let me... Fucking...
916 01:01:13,253 01:01:15,171 Get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off me!
917 01:01:18,633 01:01:21,344 (ROSS) Everyone knows what I'm here for. (ROSS) Everyone knows what I'm here for.
918 01:01:21,511 01:01:24,680 - (MAN) To kick fucking ass! - (CHEERING) - (MAN) To kick fucking ass! - (CHEERING)
919 01:01:26,433 01:01:29,185 That's right. I fight. That's right. I fight.
920 01:01:29,353 01:01:34,940 I fight for my team. They need me to bleed, then I bleed. I fight for my team. They need me to bleed, then I bleed.
921 01:01:35,108 01:01:37,485 (CHEERING AND BANGING) (CHEERING AND BANGING)
922 01:01:39,946 01:01:42,531 I started my career here at St John's. I started my career here at St John's.
923 01:01:42,699 01:01:47,203 I think it's only fitting that I'm winding it up here. I think it's only fitting that I'm winding it up here.
924 01:01:47,371 01:01:52,083 That being said, I still got some fight in me left. That being said, I still got some fight in me left.
925 01:01:52,250 01:01:53,793 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
926 01:01:53,960 01:01:56,837 What do you say, boys? Let's go to playoffs. What do you say, boys? Let's go to playoffs.
927 01:01:57,005 01:02:00,633 Give an old man one last shot at the rink. God bless Newfoundland. Give an old man one last shot at the rink. God bless Newfoundland.
928 01:02:06,973 01:02:08,682 It's a rough physical game tonight. It's a rough physical game tonight.
929 01:02:08,850 01:02:12,770 Both teams battling for the eighth and final playoff spot. Both teams battling for the eighth and final playoff spot.
930 01:02:15,232 01:02:18,692 - Come on! - Stevenson is levelled by Rhea. - Come on! - Stevenson is levelled by Rhea.
931 01:02:18,860 01:02:21,737 - Where's the call? - And the Shamrocks score! - Where's the call? - And the Shamrocks score!
932 01:02:21,905 01:02:24,281 St John's has taken an early lead. St John's has taken an early lead.
933 01:02:24,449 01:02:30,287 Rhea absolutely running over the poor Highlanders. It's energy on the ice. Rhea absolutely running over the poor Highlanders. It's energy on the ice.
934 01:02:30,455 01:02:33,290 (RONNIE) Cheap shot, Rhea. No need. (RONNIE) Cheap shot, Rhea. No need.
935 01:02:36,002 01:02:37,753 (OGILVEY) Take it. (OGILVEY) Take it.
936 01:02:37,921 01:02:40,131 - I got to fight you. - Come on, Gord. - I got to fight you. - Come on, Gord.
937 01:02:40,298 01:02:43,676 - You know how this ends. - No shit. - You know how this ends. - No shit.
938 01:02:44,678 01:02:47,138 - Come here. Come on. - Oh! Are you sure? - Come here. Come on. - Oh! Are you sure?
939 01:02:50,851 01:02:52,643 Come on, Gord. Come on, Gord.
940 01:02:57,357 01:02:59,024 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
941 01:03:08,743 01:03:10,703 I can do this all night, boys. I can do this all night, boys.
942 01:03:10,871 01:03:14,790 - Only Ogilvey's third fight of his career. - (MAN SHOUTING) - Only Ogilvey's third fight of his career. - (MAN SHOUTING)
943 01:03:14,958 01:03:17,293 If I wanted any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper. If I wanted any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper.
944 01:03:17,461 01:03:21,505 A for effort, Captain, and D for Doug Glatt. A for effort, Captain, and D for Doug Glatt.
945 01:03:21,673 01:03:24,383 Are you there, Doug?! It's me, Margaret! Are you there, Doug?! It's me, Margaret!
946 01:03:39,858 01:03:44,945 # Rain, rain, rain showers # Rain, rain, rain showers
947 01:03:47,282 01:03:50,493 # So glad that you came... # # So glad that you came... #
948 01:03:50,660 01:03:53,871 Xavier, are you up? I'm an idiot. Xavier, are you up? I'm an idiot.
949 01:03:54,039 01:03:57,583 From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face
950 01:03:57,751 01:04:01,712 or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep, it doesn't matter. or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep, it doesn't matter.
951 01:04:01,880 01:04:04,715 I'm always going to be watching your back. I'm always going to be watching your back.
952 01:04:04,883 01:04:08,385 I think we both have a light in our stomachs, a special light, I think we both have a light in our stomachs, a special light,
953 01:04:08,553 01:04:12,264 like ET, and the team needs somebody to light the way. like ET, and the team needs somebody to light the way.
954 01:04:12,432 01:04:15,351 My stomach light needs your stomach light. My stomach light needs your stomach light.
955 01:04:16,811 01:04:19,021 We can all phone home together. We can all phone home together.
956 01:04:19,189 01:04:23,567 # And I don't know why I wait... # # And I don't know why I wait... #
957 01:04:23,735 01:04:26,904 Two home games left, both must-wins Two home games left, both must-wins
958 01:04:27,072 01:04:30,115 or they're going to wind up on the golf course early. or they're going to wind up on the golf course early.
959 01:04:30,283 01:04:32,284 That doesn't sound so bad to me. That doesn't sound so bad to me.
960 01:04:32,452 01:04:35,412 18 holes and a Reuben. 18 holes and a Reuben.
961 01:04:35,580 01:04:38,040 Here come the Highlanders! Here come the Highlanders!
962 01:04:50,387 01:04:53,305 Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey! Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey!
963 01:04:53,473 01:04:55,599 Head up, head up. Go, go, go, go. Head up, head up. Go, go, go, go.
964 01:04:58,645 01:05:01,897 Glatt, what are you doing? Glatt, what are you doing?
965 01:05:02,065 01:05:05,150 Here's the pass over to Laflamme. Here's the pass over to Laflamme.
966 01:05:05,318 01:05:09,363 He's run into by Finnirty and now Glatt comes in. He's run into by Finnirty and now Glatt comes in.
967 01:05:41,479 01:05:44,023 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
968 01:05:46,526 01:05:48,235 Hey, man. Hey, man.
969 01:05:49,404 01:05:51,196 Nice fight. Nice fight.
970 01:05:51,364 01:05:53,657 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
971 01:05:54,326 01:05:55,743 (WHISTLE) (WHISTLE)
972 01:05:55,910 01:05:59,538 The puck's in the Highlanders' zone and they bring it away. The puck's in the Highlanders' zone and they bring it away.
973 01:05:59,706 01:06:04,251 Here's Laflamme, he moves it over to Glatt, he gets it back to Laflamme. Here's Laflamme, he moves it over to Glatt, he gets it back to Laflamme.
974 01:06:04,419 01:06:09,965 He scored! Laflamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt. He scored! Laflamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt.
975 01:06:10,133 01:06:13,052 Whoo! Whoo!
976 01:06:13,219 01:06:15,429 Nice one, Dougie! Nice one, Dougie!
977 01:06:17,807 01:06:20,351 - Nice assist, man. - Thanks. - Nice assist, man. - Thanks.
978 01:06:20,518 01:06:22,978 69! Doug! 69! Doug!
979 01:06:23,146 01:06:25,147 69! Yeah! 69! Yeah!
980 01:06:28,943 01:06:31,445 Well, it has come down to this, folks. Well, it has come down to this, folks.
981 01:06:31,613 01:06:35,741 The Highlanders need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. The Highlanders need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive.
982 01:06:35,909 01:06:42,414 Laflamme serving a major with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead. Laflamme serving a major with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead.
983 01:06:42,582 01:06:45,334 Can they hang on? Can they hang on?
984 01:06:45,502 01:06:47,503 I love you, Mom. I love you, Mom.
985 01:06:47,671 01:06:50,964 - (WHISTLE) - Dougie, keep that crease clean! - (WHISTLE) - Dougie, keep that crease clean!
986 01:06:51,132 01:06:53,425 Stay by that crease the whole time. Stay by that crease the whole time.
987 01:07:00,725 01:07:03,477 Let's get fucking real. Let's get fucking real. Let's get fucking real. Let's get fucking real.
988 01:07:04,604 01:07:06,730 Now the puck is back to the point. Now the puck is back to the point.
989 01:07:06,898 01:07:12,569 - There's going on six attackers. - Hold the box, boys. - There's going on six attackers. - Hold the box, boys.
990 01:07:14,364 01:07:16,031 There's a shot coming in... There's a shot coming in...
991 01:07:17,367 01:07:21,078 - Come on, Dougie! - Seconds tick down. There's 27 of them. - Come on, Dougie! - Seconds tick down. There's 27 of them.
992 01:07:22,038 01:07:24,039 Come on, now, let's go! Come on, now, let's go!
993 01:07:25,208 01:07:27,543 - Clear it out! - Clear the fucking crease! - Clear it out! - Clear the fucking crease!
994 01:07:27,711 01:07:34,425 (BELCHIOR) I can't see the shot. Go right, go right. I'm down! I'm down! (BELCHIOR) I can't see the shot. Go right, go right. I'm down! I'm down!
995 01:08:02,579 01:08:04,580 (CROWD) Three, two... (CROWD) Three, two...
996 01:08:04,748 01:08:07,541 - (YELLS) ...one... - (YELLS) ...one...
997 01:08:07,709 01:08:10,127 - (CHEERING) - No goal, no goal. - (CHEERING) - No goal, no goal.
998 01:08:12,881 01:08:15,507 You're gonna die, you motherfuckers! You're gonna die, you motherfuckers!
999 01:08:18,303 01:08:20,137 Dougie! Doug! Dougie! Doug!
1000 01:08:22,390 01:08:25,100 - Eat it, puss-puss. - Fight like a fucking man! - Eat it, puss-puss. - Fight like a fucking man!
1001 01:08:25,268 01:08:27,102 Come on! Come on!
1002 01:08:28,480 01:08:31,398 You've done it before, you pussy. You've done it before, you pussy.
1003 01:08:31,566 01:08:33,734 I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it. I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it.
1004 01:08:33,902 01:08:36,528 - Did we win? - Get him out of there, please. - Did we win? - Get him out of there, please.
1005 01:08:37,947 01:08:40,574 You stopped it, man. You fucking did it. You stopped it, man. You fucking did it.
1006 01:08:44,162 01:08:46,205 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
1007 01:08:50,543 01:08:55,547 - It didn't hurt at all. - Dougie, you did it. We won it. - It didn't hurt at all. - Dougie, you did it. We won it.
1008 01:08:55,715 01:08:58,383 (# "Nessun Dorma") (# "Nessun Dorma")
1009 01:09:04,557 01:09:06,809 Big win here tonight for Halifax Big win here tonight for Halifax
1010 01:09:06,976 01:09:10,896 but they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs. but they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs.
1011 01:09:11,064 01:09:15,108 They meet the St John's Shamrocks for the eighth and final playoffs spot They meet the St John's Shamrocks for the eighth and final playoffs spot
1012 01:09:15,276 01:09:17,903 and if the hockey gods truly exist, and if the hockey gods truly exist,
1013 01:09:18,071 01:09:21,073 and aren't just a figment of my ageing imagination, and aren't just a figment of my ageing imagination,
1014 01:09:21,241 01:09:25,160 we'll finally get to see that long-awaited battle we'll finally get to see that long-awaited battle
1015 01:09:25,328 01:09:29,122 between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt. between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt.
1016 01:09:29,290 01:09:30,749 Okay. Okay.
1017 01:09:32,335 01:09:35,212 Gather round here, Highlanders. Gather round here, Highlanders.
1018 01:09:35,380 01:09:38,298 Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here. Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here.
1019 01:09:38,466 01:09:42,219 Listen, boys, this was a solid fucking effort tonight. Listen, boys, this was a solid fucking effort tonight.
1020 01:09:42,387 01:09:45,597 I fucking loved it and Dougie took one in the face! I fucking loved it and Dougie took one in the face!
1021 01:09:45,765 01:09:47,558 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
1022 01:09:48,977 01:09:52,271 - I'm high on painkillers. - Pass the duchy, man. - I'm high on painkillers. - Pass the duchy, man.
1023 01:09:52,438 01:09:54,481 I got some for you. I got some for you.
1024 01:09:54,649 01:10:01,280 I am so fucking proud. You are un-fucking-real. I am so fucking proud. You are un-fucking-real.
1025 01:10:01,447 01:10:05,784 The stuff that you're... that is The stuff that you're... that is
1026 01:10:05,952 01:10:08,996 is fucking great. is fucking great.
1027 01:10:09,163 01:10:11,456 - Thank you. - You're our knight. - Thank you. - You're our knight.
1028 01:10:11,624 01:10:14,543 You're fucking all right, eh? You're fucking all right, eh?
1029 01:10:14,711 01:10:17,379 - Thanks, Coach. - (MOBILE) - Thanks, Coach. - (MOBILE)
1030 01:10:24,304 01:10:26,138 Eva! Eva!
1031 01:10:26,639 01:10:28,515 - Hey, hey. - (SOBBING) - Hey, hey. - (SOBBING)
1032 01:10:30,310 01:10:32,728 No! Hey, what happened? No! Hey, what happened?
1033 01:10:32,896 01:10:35,188 - Did you just watch "Rudy"? - No. - Did you just watch "Rudy"? - No.
1034 01:10:35,356 01:10:37,649 I did it. I broke up with him. I did it. I broke up with him.
1035 01:10:37,817 01:10:41,695 - Holy shit. - I don't even know what the fuck... - Holy shit. - I don't even know what the fuck...
1036 01:10:41,863 01:10:44,323 Hey, come on. Hey, come on.
1037 01:10:44,490 01:10:48,577 From what I saw of him, he seemed like a really nice guy. From what I saw of him, he seemed like a really nice guy.
1038 01:10:48,745 01:10:52,998 I'm just not in love with him. I'm just not in love with him.
1039 01:10:54,125 01:10:55,918 - You're not? - No. - You're not? - No.
1040 01:10:56,085 01:10:59,046 You. You.
1041 01:11:01,007 01:11:04,301 You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys. You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
1042 01:11:05,887 01:11:08,805 That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
1043 01:11:45,259 01:11:49,513 I'm so sorry. It's my fault. She's a wonderful girl. I'm so sorry. It's my fault. She's a wonderful girl.
1044 01:11:52,642 01:11:54,101 Hit me again. Hit me again.
1045 01:11:58,147 01:12:01,316 - Hi, there, I'm Eva. - This is er... - Hi, there, I'm Eva. - This is er...
1046 01:12:02,777 01:12:05,153 Dakota? Dakota?
1047 01:12:06,030 01:12:08,699 - Yeah. Whatever. - (DOOR OPENS) - Yeah. Whatever. - (DOOR OPENS)
1048 01:12:08,866 01:12:10,575 Doug, where were you? Doug, where were you?
1049 01:12:10,743 01:12:14,454 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck happened to you? - Oh, my God! - What the fuck happened to you?
1050 01:12:14,622 01:12:17,207 What, this? What, this?
1051 01:12:17,375 01:12:20,669 - It's nothing. - What the fuck happened, Doug? - It's nothing. - What the fuck happened, Doug?
1052 01:12:20,837 01:12:26,216 - When you deserve a beating you take it. - Oh, Jesus, Doug. - When you deserve a beating you take it. - Oh, Jesus, Doug.
1053 01:12:27,343 01:12:30,345 ...St John's and Halifax, this will matk the first occasion ...St John's and Halifax, this will matk the first occasion
1054 01:12:30,513 01:12:33,932 that Ross Rhea and Xavier Laflamme will share the ice that Ross Rhea and Xavier Laflamme will share the ice
1055 01:12:34,100 01:12:36,935 since that brutal hit three years ago in Montreal. since that brutal hit three years ago in Montreal.
1056 01:12:37,103 01:12:40,063 - Laflamme was severely concussed... - Christ. - Laflamme was severely concussed... - Christ.
1057 01:12:40,231 01:12:43,400 ...and never found his legs again... - I made a dive. ...and never found his legs again... - I made a dive.
1058 01:12:43,568 01:12:45,402 Talk about putting out Laflamme. Talk about putting out Laflamme.
1059 01:12:48,614 01:12:52,284 (BAGPIPES PLAY "Scotland the Brave") (BAGPIPES PLAY "Scotland the Brave")
1060 01:13:19,604 01:13:22,439 Look at you. Did you fall off a toilet paper roll? Look at you. Did you fall off a toilet paper roll?
1061 01:13:22,607 01:13:25,067 Do you pee rainbows? Do you fart cinnamon? Do you pee rainbows? Do you fart cinnamon?
1062 01:13:25,234 01:13:28,987 - Don't ruin this for Doug. - Do rainbows come out your nipples? - Don't ruin this for Doug. - Do rainbows come out your nipples?
1063 01:13:37,622 01:13:41,291 I'm not here because I'm a good captain, because I'm not. I'm not here because I'm a good captain, because I'm not.
1064 01:13:41,459 01:13:43,960 I fucked up a lot of things in my life. I fucked up a lot of things in my life.
1065 01:13:44,128 01:13:47,380 I lost my woman and I don't see my kid enough I lost my woman and I don't see my kid enough
1066 01:13:47,548 01:13:51,927 and I guess what I'm trying to say is I feel I've gained a family and I guess what I'm trying to say is I feel I've gained a family
1067 01:13:52,095 01:13:54,096 with you boys. with you boys.
1068 01:13:58,059 01:14:01,561 You skated, you fought and you fucking bled You skated, you fought and you fucking bled
1069 01:14:01,729 01:14:05,690 and you have earned every piece of this. and you have earned every piece of this.
1070 01:14:05,858 01:14:08,401 You got that shit that makes you keep going You got that shit that makes you keep going
1071 01:14:08,569 01:14:10,821 long after you got no reason to. long after you got no reason to.
1072 01:14:12,573 01:14:14,241 That Doug shit. That Doug shit.
1073 01:14:14,408 01:14:16,451 He's got it. He's got the stuff. He's got it. He's got the stuff.
1074 01:14:19,038 01:14:21,832 Not matter what happens out there they will know... Not matter what happens out there they will know...
1075 01:14:21,999 01:14:25,585 - (YELLS) ...the Highlanders were here. - (YELLS) ...the Highlanders were here.
1076 01:14:25,753 01:14:29,631 (PIPES AND DRUMS PLAY "Scotland the Brave") (PIPES AND DRUMS PLAY "Scotland the Brave")
1077 01:14:33,010 01:14:36,221 - Highlanders! - Highlanders! - Highlanders! - Highlanders!
1078 01:14:36,389 01:14:39,182 Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders!
1079 01:14:39,350 01:14:51,611 Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders!
1080 01:14:57,869 01:15:00,996 (CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD CHEERING)
1081 01:15:16,095 01:15:18,430 Come on, Highlanders! Come on, Highlanders!
1082 01:15:19,390 01:15:21,308 - Yes! - Highlanders! - Yes! - Highlanders!
1083 01:15:23,144 01:15:24,603 (BOOING) (BOOING)
1084 01:15:25,479 01:15:27,981 Hey, Lemmy! Fuck you! Hey, Lemmy! Fuck you!
1085 01:15:28,149 01:15:31,234 - Je parle pas français. - Fuck him. - Je parle pas français. - Fuck him.
1086 01:15:31,402 01:15:34,571 So the Halifax Highlanders and the St John Shamrocks. So the Halifax Highlanders and the St John Shamrocks.
1087 01:15:34,739 01:15:36,323 It's all on the line here. It's all on the line here.
1088 01:15:36,490 01:15:41,077 The eighth and final playoff spot and this should be a confrontation. The eighth and final playoff spot and this should be a confrontation.
1089 01:15:41,245 01:15:43,496 No glory holes here tonight. No glory holes here tonight.
1090 01:15:48,127 01:15:50,795 Rhea runs into a couple of Halifax players. Rhea runs into a couple of Halifax players.
1091 01:15:50,963 01:15:53,506 Takes a shot. The save is made by Belchior. Takes a shot. The save is made by Belchior.
1092 01:15:53,674 01:15:55,717 Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
1093 01:16:01,390 01:16:03,058 He's a one-man wrecking crew. He's a one-man wrecking crew.
1094 01:16:03,226 01:16:06,102 - Too many men on the ice. - Get the fuck out. - Too many men on the ice. - Get the fuck out.
1095 01:16:06,270 01:16:10,148 Ross Rhea! You cheap motherfucker! You cheap bastard! Ross Rhea! You cheap motherfucker! You cheap bastard!
1096 01:16:10,316 01:16:15,195 Ross Rhea steals the puck, he puts it out in front, he scores! Ross Rhea steals the puck, he puts it out in front, he scores!
1097 01:16:16,239 01:16:18,198 - Fuck you, Rhea. - Ha! - Fuck you, Rhea. - Ha!
1098 01:16:18,366 01:16:20,700 Come on. Come on.
1099 01:16:29,001 01:16:31,836 I'm going to score a goal just for you, right now. I'm going to score a goal just for you, right now.
1100 01:16:32,004 01:16:36,049 Here's Laflamme steps onto the ice. He calls for the puck. Here's Laflamme steps onto the ice. He calls for the puck.
1101 01:16:36,217 01:16:38,510 He takes the pass. Here comes Laflamme. He takes the pass. Here comes Laflamme.
1102 01:16:38,678 01:16:42,722 He's straight up the middle, through the defence. Shot... He's straight up the middle, through the defence. Shot...
1103 01:16:42,890 01:16:45,767 - (CLANK) - (GROANS) - (CLANK) - (GROANS)
1104 01:16:47,395 01:16:49,938 - Let's go. - Give me it! - Let's go. - Give me it!
1105 01:16:50,106 01:16:53,733 - God-fucking-damnit! - The fans are frustrated. - God-fucking-damnit! - The fans are frustrated.
1106 01:16:53,901 01:16:57,028 - The Halifax team can't buy a goal. - Come on Halifax! - The Halifax team can't buy a goal. - Come on Halifax!
1107 01:16:57,905 01:17:00,573 Great save, Belchior! Great save, Belchior!
1108 01:17:03,703 01:17:07,789 - We just saw Rhea come off the ice. - Glatt, Laflamme. - We just saw Rhea come off the ice. - Glatt, Laflamme.
1109 01:17:07,957 01:17:12,877 - Let's go, boys. Stick with him. - Rhea gets onto the ice at the same time. - Let's go, boys. Stick with him. - Rhea gets onto the ice at the same time.
1110 01:17:13,045 01:17:14,921 This could get scary. This could get scary.
1111 01:17:18,718 01:17:21,219 - Are they going to have a go? - Come on. - Are they going to have a go? - Come on.
1112 01:17:23,514 01:17:26,308 - Come on. - Here we go. - Come on. - Here we go.
1113 01:17:26,475 01:17:29,394 Rhea skates away. Oh, he's suckered him. Rhea skates away. Oh, he's suckered him.
1114 01:17:29,562 01:17:33,106 - What the shit is that? - He forced him to take a penalty. - What the shit is that? - He forced him to take a penalty.
1115 01:17:33,274 01:17:35,233 - Fucker! - Fuck you! - Fucker! - Fuck you!
1116 01:17:35,401 01:17:38,820 Ref, you can't call that! He was fucking instigating. Ref, you can't call that! He was fucking instigating.
1117 01:17:38,988 01:17:41,948 You got to keep your boy out of the box, Ronnie. You got to keep your boy out of the box, Ronnie.
1118 01:17:43,409 01:17:45,243 Ah! Ah!
1119 01:17:46,996 01:17:50,874 Short-handed situation. A great opportunity. Short-handed situation. A great opportunity.
1120 01:17:52,043 01:17:54,210 - Rhea! - I got it. - Rhea! - I got it.
1121 01:17:54,378 01:17:56,421 - He scores! - Shit. - He scores! - Shit.
1122 01:17:56,589 01:18:01,718 Here we go now, boys. Real hockey. Let's go now. Yes, sir! Here we go now, boys. Real hockey. Let's go now. Yes, sir!
1123 01:18:04,555 01:18:06,348 (WHISTLE) (WHISTLE)
1124 01:18:06,515 01:18:10,643 That's the drop. Laflamme out on ice now, Rhea as well. That's the drop. Laflamme out on ice now, Rhea as well.
1125 01:18:10,811 01:18:12,937 (COACH) Let's go, let's go. (COACH) Let's go, let's go.
1126 01:18:13,105 01:18:16,608 And now Laflamme takes a run at big Rhea. And now Laflamme takes a run at big Rhea.
1127 01:18:16,776 01:18:19,819 - That's shit bad luck. - You want some? Huh? - That's shit bad luck. - You want some? Huh?
1128 01:18:19,987 01:18:23,698 Eh? You want some? Remember what happened last time? Eh? You want some? Remember what happened last time?
1129 01:18:25,785 01:18:27,619 - Glatt steps in - (CHEERING) - Glatt steps in - (CHEERING)
1130 01:18:27,787 01:18:29,245 That's a dirty shot, Doug. That's a dirty shot, Doug.
1131 01:18:30,581 01:18:33,333 Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on. Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on.
1132 01:18:36,087 01:18:38,630 (REFS SHOUTING) (REFS SHOUTING)
1133 01:18:42,176 01:18:45,762 Early in the third. Glatt and Rhea are in the penalty box. Early in the third. Glatt and Rhea are in the penalty box.
1134 01:18:45,930 01:18:49,557 The puck has gone down to the Halifax zone. The puck has gone down to the Halifax zone.
1135 01:18:49,725 01:18:53,269 - Halifax! - Halifax! - Halifax! - Halifax!
1136 01:18:58,692 01:19:01,152 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
1137 01:19:01,320 01:19:04,114 Looks like these fans are after blood tonight. Looks like these fans are after blood tonight.
1138 01:19:04,281 01:19:06,116 Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug! Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug!
1139 01:19:06,283 01:19:09,536 (CROWD) Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! (CROWD) Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
1140 01:19:09,703 01:19:12,705 (CHANTING CONTINUES) (CHANTING CONTINUES)
1141 01:19:18,045 01:19:20,046 Kid! You ready? Kid! You ready?
1142 01:19:20,214 01:19:22,465 Yes. Thank you for asking. Yes. Thank you for asking.
1143 01:19:35,813 01:19:38,022 (HOOTER) (HOOTER)
1144 01:19:46,615 01:19:48,324 Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually happening. Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually happening.
1145 01:19:48,492 01:19:51,536 Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to drop the gloves Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to drop the gloves
1146 01:19:51,704 01:19:53,746 and take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea. and take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea.
1147 01:19:53,914 01:19:57,083 This has all the elements of a sports masterpiece. This has all the elements of a sports masterpiece.
1148 01:19:57,251 01:20:01,754 Holy fuck. We got the worried lady friend, face frozen with concern. Holy fuck. We got the worried lady friend, face frozen with concern.
1149 01:20:01,922 01:20:04,215 We got the gay brother. We got the gay brother.
1150 01:20:04,383 01:20:07,719 Yeah. And the lovable, wise-cracking Mick best friend, Yeah. And the lovable, wise-cracking Mick best friend,
1151 01:20:07,887 01:20:11,306 Orangetown son, pussy crew... Orangetown son, pussy crew...
1152 01:20:11,474 01:20:13,850 Oh, fuck, here we go. Oh, my God! Oh, fuck, here we go. Oh, my God!
1153 01:20:24,695 01:20:26,738 (COACH) Come on! (COACH) Come on!
1154 01:20:36,624 01:20:39,167 Hit him, Dougie. Take his fucking head off. Hit him, Dougie. Take his fucking head off.
1155 01:20:39,335 01:20:42,086 Glatt! Come on! Glatt! Come on!
1156 01:20:46,842 01:20:48,635 Come on! Come on!
1157 01:20:49,970 01:20:52,514 - Shit! - Don't you fucking dare. - Shit! - Don't you fucking dare.
1158 01:20:52,681 01:20:56,017 - Come on, Doug. - He's always had bad ankles. - Come on, Doug. - He's always had bad ankles.
1159 01:20:57,645 01:20:59,062 Come on, Dougie. Come on, Dougie.
1160 01:21:03,400 01:21:05,610 Come on, hit him! Come on, hit him!
1161 01:21:10,616 01:21:12,242 Fuck! Fuck!
1162 01:21:12,409 01:21:15,119 Yeah! You feel that shit, Rhea? Yeah! You feel that shit, Rhea?
1163 01:21:15,287 01:21:17,872 Finish this shit now. Come on! Finish this shit now. Come on!
1164 01:21:29,218 01:21:32,512 - Oh, fuck. - (CRIES OUT) - Oh, fuck. - (CRIES OUT)
1165 01:21:37,851 01:21:40,478 - You're a fucking warrior, Doug. - Come on. - You're a fucking warrior, Doug. - Come on.
1166 01:21:40,646 01:21:43,690 He's not done yet. He's not done yet.
1167 01:22:35,200 01:22:36,909 Shit. Shit.
1168 01:22:37,286 01:22:38,995 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
1169 01:22:47,212 01:22:49,297 Doug! Oh, my God! Doug! Doug! Oh, my God! Doug!
1170 01:22:56,597 01:22:58,848 - Attaboy, Dougie. - (YELLS) - Attaboy, Dougie. - (YELLS)
1171 01:23:02,811 01:23:05,104 (HAMMERING) (HAMMERING)
1172 01:23:06,774 01:23:08,483 Yeah! Yeah!
1173 01:23:11,654 01:23:13,780 You fucking did it, kid. You did it. You fucking did it, kid. You did it.
1174 01:23:13,947 01:23:16,115 Doug! Doug!
1175 01:23:20,120 01:23:24,207 (# CHORUS SINGS "Nessun Dorma") (# CHORUS SINGS "Nessun Dorma")
1176 01:23:52,319 01:23:55,947 He scores! It's 2 to 1. With 15:25 left. He scores! It's 2 to 1. With 15:25 left.
1177 01:23:56,115 01:24:00,618 Oh, my word. Here's Laflamme. He's breaking away! Oh, my word. Here's Laflamme. He's breaking away!
1178 01:24:00,786 01:24:03,287 - Come on, boy. - He's across the line. - Come on, boy. - He's across the line.
1179 01:24:03,455 01:24:06,958 - He scores! - Yeah! - He scores! - Yeah!
1180 01:24:07,126 01:24:11,421 He's tied this thing 2:2 with 5:23 left. He's tied this thing 2:2 with 5:23 left.
1181 01:24:12,464 01:24:15,591 And here's Laflamme once again. And here's Laflamme once again.
1182 01:24:15,759 01:24:19,178 Gets through into space... Gets through into space...
1183 01:24:19,346 01:24:21,180 He scores! He scores!
1184 01:24:22,349 01:24:24,642 3:2, 1:21 left. 3:2, 1:21 left.
1185 01:24:24,810 01:24:28,563 What a performance by Laflamme. Three straight goals. What a performance by Laflamme. Three straight goals.
1186 01:24:31,400 01:24:34,986 A minute and 21 at the playoffs here at Halifax. A minute and 21 at the playoffs here at Halifax.
1187 01:24:44,329 01:24:45,872 I think I nailed him. I think I nailed him.
1188 01:24:46,039 01:24:47,999 # As I walk around feeling really good # As I walk around feeling really good
1189 01:24:48,167 01:24:50,293 # About everything from my health to my hood # About everything from my health to my hood
1190 01:24:50,461 01:24:52,670 # I realize that I'm blessed with a life # I realize that I'm blessed with a life
1191 01:24:52,838 01:24:55,047 # So all I've got to say is work with what you got # So all I've got to say is work with what you got
1192 01:24:55,215 01:24:57,216 # They said my voice really wasn't made for rapping # They said my voice really wasn't made for rapping
1193 01:24:57,384 01:24:59,510 # Straight out kids home, it would never happen # Straight out kids home, it would never happen
1194 01:24:59,678 01:25:02,096 # As a teenager I had my first child # As a teenager I had my first child
1195 01:25:02,264 01:25:04,599 # And in all my photos you never see me smile # And in all my photos you never see me smile
1196 01:25:04,767 01:25:06,517 # But now I'm the best that ever hit it # But now I'm the best that ever hit it
1197 01:25:06,685 01:25:08,686 # The greatest female rapper and they all must admit it # The greatest female rapper and they all must admit it
1198 01:25:08,854 01:25:10,938 # To all the haters, I say thanks a lot # To all the haters, I say thanks a lot
1199 01:25:11,106 01:25:13,357 # Cos life can turn out really good if you work with what you got # Cos life can turn out really good if you work with what you got
1200 01:25:13,525 01:25:16,027 # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be
1201 01:25:16,195 01:25:17,945 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1202 01:25:18,113 01:25:20,406 # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all
1203 01:25:20,574 01:25:22,575 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1204 01:25:22,743 01:25:24,952 # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be
1205 01:25:25,120 01:25:27,121 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1206 01:25:27,289 01:25:29,665 # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all
1207 01:25:29,833 01:25:31,751 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1208 01:25:31,919 01:25:34,420 # If you have an idea just think it # If you have an idea just think it
1209 01:25:34,588 01:25:36,589 # If you have one eye just blink it # If you have one eye just blink it
1210 01:25:36,757 01:25:39,133 # If you have a double rum, just drink it # If you have a double rum, just drink it
1211 01:25:39,301 01:25:41,302 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1212 01:25:41,470 01:25:43,471 # If you got one leg just shake it # If you got one leg just shake it
1213 01:25:43,639 01:25:46,224 # If you don't want to smile just fake it # If you don't want to smile just fake it
1214 01:25:46,391 01:25:48,810 # If you got one potato, bake it # If you got one potato, bake it
1215 01:25:50,020 01:25:52,939 # You got to work it until you can't work it no more # You got to work it until you can't work it no more
1216 01:25:53,106 01:25:54,732 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1217 01:25:54,900 01:25:57,443 # You got to work it work it until you know the score # You got to work it work it until you know the score
1218 01:25:57,611 01:25:59,570 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1219 01:25:59,738 01:26:01,989 # You got to work it till you can't work it no more # You got to work it till you can't work it no more
1220 01:26:02,157 01:26:04,116 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1221 01:26:04,284 01:26:06,619 # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all
1222 01:26:06,787 01:26:08,955 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1223 01:26:43,532 01:26:45,616 # Let me hear you sing along # Let me hear you sing along
1224 01:26:45,784 01:26:48,327 # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be
1225 01:26:48,495 01:26:50,204 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1226 01:26:50,372 01:26:52,748 # If you've got nothing or Even if you got it all # If you've got nothing or Even if you got it all
1227 01:26:52,916 01:26:54,876 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1228 01:26:55,043 01:26:57,420 # Working with what you got, oh, baby # Working with what you got, oh, baby
1229 01:26:57,588 01:26:59,755 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1230 01:26:59,923 01:27:02,008 # If you got nothing or Even if you got it all # If you got nothing or Even if you got it all
1231 01:27:02,175 01:27:04,010 # Working with what you got # Working with what you got
1232 01:27:04,177 01:27:06,762 # Any time you see life's thrown you a curve # Any time you see life's thrown you a curve
1233 01:27:08,181 01:27:11,058 # And you know deep in your heart you don't deserve # And you know deep in your heart you don't deserve
1234 01:27:13,061 01:27:15,897 # You maybe taking a licking But keep on ticking # You maybe taking a licking But keep on ticking
1235 01:27:17,941 01:27:19,442 # That's the way it's... # # That's the way it's... #
1236 01:27:19,610 01:27:22,153 - Go on, Dougie! - Go on, Doug. - Go on, Dougie! - Go on, Doug.
1237 01:27:22,321 01:27:25,197 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)
1238 01:27:25,365 01:27:28,492 We got a fight going on. It's our new boy, Doug Smith. We got a fight going on. It's our new boy, Doug Smith.
1239 01:27:28,660 01:27:30,661 Oh, is he working him over! Oh, is he working him over!
1240 01:27:30,829 01:27:33,122 He's messing him up like nothing. He's messing him up like nothing.
1241 01:27:33,290 01:27:36,459 Oh, this one'll become a favourite with Johnstown fans. Oh, this one'll become a favourite with Johnstown fans.
1242 01:27:43,050 01:27:46,302 - I can't see. - (LAUGHTER) - I can't see. - (LAUGHTER)
1243 01:27:46,470 01:27:50,097 Let's get some clapping going. What the fuck? Let's get some clapping going. What the fuck?
1244 01:27:55,437 01:27:58,147 Come on, Doug! Come on, Doug!
1245 01:27:58,315 01:28:01,734 A few shots in and there goes Smithy! A few shots in and there goes Smithy!
1246 01:28:01,902 01:28:06,155 And the Hammer's giving him right over right over right over right over right. And the Hammer's giving him right over right over right over right over right.
1247 01:28:06,323 01:28:08,699 He's connected with about 30 punches. He's connected with about 30 punches.
1248 01:28:08,867 01:28:12,453 Whoa, there's Smith! What a scrap we're gonna have here! Whoa, there's Smith! What a scrap we're gonna have here!
1249 01:28:12,621 01:28:17,083 Two big heavyweights, both have some ballast. Two big heavyweights, both have some ballast.
1250 01:28:28,887 01:28:30,972 (# BLIST: "Them Boys") (# BLIST: "Them Boys")
1251 01:30:33,303 01:30:35,805 (# RADIO RADIO: "Guess What?") (# RADIO RADIO: "Guess What?")
1252 01:30:50,821 01:30:53,114 # She makes more money than me # She makes more money than me
1253 01:30:53,281 01:30:55,574 # She drives a finer car than me # She drives a finer car than me
1254 01:30:55,742 01:30:58,869 # I just wanna cry # I just wanna cry
1255 01:31:00,789 01:31:03,040 # She makes more money than me # She makes more money than me
1256 01:31:03,208 01:31:05,251 # She drives a finer car than me # She drives a finer car than me
1257 01:31:05,418 01:31:08,504 # I just wanna cry # I just wanna cry
1258 01:31:10,799 01:31:13,300 (RAPPING IN FRENCH) (RAPPING IN FRENCH)