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1	00:00:45,000	00:00:50,000	Subtitle Modified by : SDR	Subtitle Modified by : SDR
2	00:00:50,759	00:00:52,094	(CHIRPING)	(CHIRPING)
3	00:01:01,144	00:01:02,604	AGNES: Once upon a time,	AGNES: Once upon a time,
4	00:01:02,688	00:01:06,567	there was a magical place called the Motherland,	there was a magical place called the Motherland,
5	00:01:07,651	00:01:10,279	where Fairy Godmothers lived and learned	where Fairy Godmothers lived and learned
6	00:01:10,362	00:01:13,156	all they needed to know about godmothering.	all they needed to know about godmothering.
7	00:01:13,240	00:01:14,908	Oh, blah, blah, blah.	Oh, blah, blah, blah.
8	00:01:14,992	00:01:17,160	We all know how this bit goes.	We all know how this bit goes.
9	00:01:17,244	00:01:19,371	This is not your usual fairy tale.	This is not your usual fairy tale.
10	00:01:19,705	00:01:22,708	Fairy tales end with "happily ever after,"	Fairy tales end with "happily ever after,"
11	00:01:22,958	00:01:24,835	and that's where we begin.	and that's where we begin.
12	00:01:25,335	00:01:29,256	AGNES: Good morning, Motherland!	AGNES: Good morning, Motherland!
13	00:01:30,132	00:01:33,844	It's almost the weekend, and you know what that means.	It's almost the weekend, and you know what that means.
14	00:01:34,386	00:01:40,017	Grab a pumpkin, raise your wands, break out the glass slippers,	Grab a pumpkin, raise your wands, break out the glass slippers,
15	00:01:40,100	00:01:43,812	it's time to party like it's 1699.	it's time to party like it's 1699.
16	00:01:43,896	00:01:47,774	I'm gonna kick things off with everyone's favorite pop hit.	I'm gonna kick things off with everyone's favorite pop hit.
17	00:01:50,402	00:01:52,070	(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)	(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
18	00:01:54,615	00:01:59,286	I'm Agnes. I'm 172 years old at least.	I'm Agnes. I'm 172 years old at least.
19	00:01:59,369	00:02:01,747	And I'm too cool for school.	And I'm too cool for school.
20	00:02:02,080	00:02:06,835	It's why they made me the resident DJ, and I don't have to go to lessons.	It's why they made me the resident DJ, and I don't have to go to lessons.
21	00:02:08,337	00:02:10,255	But this isn't about me.	But this isn't about me.
22	00:02:10,631	00:02:12,549	This is the story of Eleanor.	This is the story of Eleanor.
23	00:02:13,383	00:02:16,178	She's the Motherland's youngest trainee	She's the Motherland's youngest trainee
24	00:02:16,261	00:02:20,182	and the only person who's bothered to apply in decades.	and the only person who's bothered to apply in decades.
25	00:02:21,433	00:02:23,685	All she wanted was to graduate,	All she wanted was to graduate,
26	00:02:23,769	00:02:25,771	to be a real Fairy Godmother,	to be a real Fairy Godmother,
27	00:02:25,854	00:02:29,274	to have her name in a book alongside the greats.	to have her name in a book alongside the greats.
28	00:02:29,900	00:02:32,903	That's her in the pink, without any pals.	That's her in the pink, without any pals.
29	00:02:32,986	00:02:34,226	- (GASPS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)	- (GASPS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
30	00:02:36,740	00:02:38,500	- Uh-oh, here comes trouble. - (DOOR OPENING)	- Uh-oh, here comes trouble. - (DOOR OPENING)
31	00:02:39,117	00:02:42,079	This is Moira, the headmistress.	This is Moira, the headmistress.
32	00:02:42,162	00:02:45,832	She wrote the book on Fairy Godmothering, literally.	She wrote the book on Fairy Godmothering, literally.
33	00:02:45,916	00:02:48,418	Let us open our texts, shall we?	Let us open our texts, shall we?
34	00:02:49,628	00:02:54,174	AGNES: She's been banging on about the same old formula for centuries.	AGNES: She's been banging on about the same old formula for centuries.
35	00:02:54,258	00:02:56,844	Yesterday, we reviewed step one.	Yesterday, we reviewed step one.
36	00:02:56,927	00:02:59,096	AGNES: Oh, you didn't know there was a formula?	AGNES: Oh, you didn't know there was a formula?
37	00:02:59,179	00:03:00,556	Recite it with me, please.	Recite it with me, please.
38	00:03:01,181	00:03:05,853	ALL: A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.	ALL: A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
39	00:03:14,152	00:03:16,947	Ooh! Oh, wow!	Ooh! Oh, wow!
40	00:03:18,615	00:03:20,826	- Ooh! - It's just the same.	- Ooh! - It's just the same.
41	00:03:21,451	00:03:24,955	Once you've conjured the gown, you're on your way to step two.	Once you've conjured the gown, you're on your way to step two.
42	00:03:25,038	00:03:28,750	- Which is? - ALL: Find their true love.	- Which is? - ALL: Find their true love.
43	00:03:28,834	00:03:30,377	Correct.	Correct.
44	00:03:30,460	00:03:33,589	Now, once the gown and true love are in place,	Now, once the gown and true love are in place,
45	00:03:34,256	00:03:36,383	we move on to step three.	we move on to step three.
46	00:03:36,466	00:03:37,843	Which is?	Which is?
47	00:03:37,926	00:03:39,553	- ELEANOR: Oh, please? - Anyone?	- ELEANOR: Oh, please? - Anyone?
48	00:03:39,678	00:03:42,014	- Anybody? - Oh, I know it.	- Anybody? - Oh, I know it.
49	00:03:42,097	00:03:43,807	- You? - My arm's tired.	- You? - My arm's tired.
50	00:03:43,891	00:03:45,451	- MOIRA: Anyone else? - Hurts to hold it up.	- MOIRA: Anyone else? - Hurts to hold it up.
51	00:03:45,475	00:03:46,476	Literally anyone.	Literally anyone.
52	00:03:46,560	00:03:48,896	- Oh. Oh, please? - Yes.	- Oh. Oh, please? - Yes.
53	00:03:48,979	00:03:51,940	- Happily ever after. - Correct.	- Happily ever after. - Correct.
54	00:03:52,024	00:03:53,192	(GIGGLES)	(GIGGLES)
55	00:03:53,275	00:03:56,528	Really? Again with the formula?	Really? Again with the formula?
56	00:03:57,196	00:03:59,823	- Can we do something different today? - (GASPS)	- Can we do something different today? - (GASPS)
57	00:03:59,907	00:04:04,161	(HESITATES) No. Because we never really do anything.	(HESITATES) No. Because we never really do anything.
58	00:04:04,244	00:04:06,079	(ALL CHUCKLE)	(ALL CHUCKLE)
59	00:04:06,163	00:04:07,539	Enough!	Enough!
60	00:04:08,123	00:04:09,166	Enough!	Enough!
61	00:04:09,249	00:04:11,752	AGNES: And this is where the problems really started,	AGNES: And this is where the problems really started,
62	00:04:11,835	00:04:15,422	because Moira is not someone you want to cross.	because Moira is not someone you want to cross.
63	00:04:15,506	00:04:19,843	Step three is happily ever after.	Step three is happily ever after.
64	00:04:20,511	00:04:23,555	- It just happens. - Yes, it just happens.	- It just happens. - Yes, it just happens.
65	00:04:24,431	00:04:25,557	It's step three.	It's step three.
66	00:04:26,308	00:04:28,310	If you're confused, I can be your study buddy.	If you're confused, I can be your study buddy.
67	00:04:28,852	00:04:31,355	I'm totally available, like, anytime, day or night.	I'm totally available, like, anytime, day or night.
68	00:04:31,939	00:04:34,191	MOIRA: There's no reason to be confused.	MOIRA: There's no reason to be confused.
69	00:04:34,274	00:04:39,988	The formula has been the cornerstone of Fairy Godmothering since it began	The formula has been the cornerstone of Fairy Godmothering since it began
70	00:04:40,072	00:04:42,824	because it works.	because it works.
71	00:04:42,908	00:04:44,535	If it works,	If it works,
72	00:04:44,952	00:04:47,371	then why is everything around here falling apart?	then why is everything around here falling apart?
73	00:04:47,454	00:04:48,455	(ALL GASP)	(ALL GASP)
74	00:04:48,705	00:04:52,876	Everyone knows that people have stopped believing in happily ever after.	Everyone knows that people have stopped believing in happily ever after.
75	00:04:55,921	00:04:57,881	Well, everyone except Eleanor, that is.	Well, everyone except Eleanor, that is.
76	00:04:57,965	00:05:00,843	And she's never gonna be a Fairy Godmother.	And she's never gonna be a Fairy Godmother.
77	00:05:00,926	00:05:02,594	Well, you said so yourself.	Well, you said so yourself.
78	00:05:04,972	00:05:07,099	When's the last time anyone went on assignment?	When's the last time anyone went on assignment?
79	00:05:07,182	00:05:08,934	(ALL MURMURING)	(ALL MURMURING)
80	00:05:10,519	00:05:13,730	No more assignments mean no more Fairy Godmothers.	No more assignments mean no more Fairy Godmothers.
81	00:05:13,814	00:05:18,193	So when exactly were you going to fess up to her and us	So when exactly were you going to fess up to her and us
82	00:05:18,277	00:05:20,863	that you are about to shut this school down,	that you are about to shut this school down,
83	00:05:20,946	00:05:24,074	and we are all being retrained as Tooth Fairies?	and we are all being retrained as Tooth Fairies?
84	00:05:24,157	00:05:25,158	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
85	00:05:25,242	00:05:27,619	(GASPS) What?	(GASPS) What?
86	00:05:27,703	00:05:30,289	AGNES: And this was the moment that Eleanor realized	AGNES: And this was the moment that Eleanor realized
87	00:05:30,372	00:05:35,043	she would never be a Fairy Godmother unless she found an assignment.	she would never be a Fairy Godmother unless she found an assignment.
88	00:05:36,753	00:05:40,549	Now, being a Tooth Fairy didn't sound so bad to me.	Now, being a Tooth Fairy didn't sound so bad to me.
89	00:05:40,674	00:05:42,009	You only work nights,	You only work nights,
90	00:05:42,092	00:05:44,678	you've always got a little change in your pocket.	you've always got a little change in your pocket.
91	00:05:45,304	00:05:49,433	But Eleanor, she was not about to give up her dream.	But Eleanor, she was not about to give up her dream.
92	00:05:49,516	00:05:52,728	All she needed was one assignment.	All she needed was one assignment.
93	00:05:53,645	00:05:56,940	And about 40 to 50 years more training.	And about 40 to 50 years more training.
94	00:05:57,524	00:05:59,484	ELEANOR: Whoa! Ouch!	ELEANOR: Whoa! Ouch!
95	00:06:00,527	00:06:03,322	(GRUNTS) Ow. Oof!	(GRUNTS) Ow. Oof!
96	00:06:03,906	00:06:05,824	There has to be something in here.	There has to be something in here.
97	00:06:06,283	00:06:08,994	Wish I could levitate. (GRUNTS)	Wish I could levitate. (GRUNTS)
98	00:06:09,912	00:06:11,663	Nothing. Nothing.	Nothing. Nothing.
99	00:06:11,914	00:06:13,832	Nothing! Ugh! Nothing?	Nothing! Ugh! Nothing?
100	00:06:14,750	00:06:16,084	Nothing!	Nothing!
101	00:06:16,168	00:06:18,128	Okay. I give up.	Okay. I give up.
102	00:06:18,587	00:06:21,715	AGNES: And just when she thought all was lost...	AGNES: And just when she thought all was lost...
103	00:06:23,383	00:06:25,177	ELEANOR: Wait. What?	ELEANOR: Wait. What?
104	00:06:25,260	00:06:26,261	Please.	Please.
105	00:06:28,430	00:06:29,598	Yes!	Yes!
106	00:06:30,098	00:06:33,644	YOUNG MACKENZIE: Dear Fairy Godmother, my name is Mackenzie Walsh,	YOUNG MACKENZIE: Dear Fairy Godmother, my name is Mackenzie Walsh,
107	00:06:33,727	00:06:38,232	and I live at 8566 Hawkins Street in Boston. In America.	and I live at 8566 Hawkins Street in Boston. In America.
108	00:06:38,524	00:06:39,733	And I need your help.	And I need your help.
109	00:06:40,526	00:06:41,818	- (ELEANOR SCREAMS) - (THUD)	- (ELEANOR SCREAMS) - (THUD)
110	00:06:41,902	00:06:43,362	(GROANS) I'm okay.	(GROANS) I'm okay.
111	00:07:01,880	00:07:04,758	YOUNG MACKENZIE: Obviously I would like world peace,	YOUNG MACKENZIE: Obviously I would like world peace,
112	00:07:04,842	00:07:07,845	but there is also a boy in my class,	but there is also a boy in my class,
113	00:07:07,928	00:07:11,223	and he is the cutest boy in the whole school.	and he is the cutest boy in the whole school.
114	00:07:11,306	00:07:14,184	It is my dearest wish that he would even notice me.	It is my dearest wish that he would even notice me.
115	00:07:14,268	00:07:17,062	Please, could you help make that wish come true?	Please, could you help make that wish come true?
116	00:07:17,145	00:07:18,480	ELEANOR: Toothbrush.	ELEANOR: Toothbrush.
117	00:07:20,274	00:07:22,442	Nightgown. Books:	Nightgown. Books:
118	00:07:24,152	00:07:25,529	- Howdy! - (YELPS)	- Howdy! - (YELPS)
119	00:07:26,113	00:07:27,406	Where are you going?	Where are you going?
120	00:07:27,489	00:07:29,950	What? No, I'm not going anywhere.	What? No, I'm not going anywhere.
121	00:07:30,033	00:07:33,787	If I was going somewhere, I'd be packing away my books. Like this.	If I was going somewhere, I'd be packing away my books. Like this.
122	00:07:33,871	00:07:35,247	And my toothbrush.	And my toothbrush.
123	00:07:36,248	00:07:39,668	And my extra underpants. Like this.	And my extra underpants. Like this.
124	00:07:39,751	00:07:42,004	Oh, and my spare wand. In case of emergencies.	Oh, and my spare wand. In case of emergencies.
125	00:07:42,087	00:07:44,923	Did you see me do that? No. I don't think so.	Did you see me do that? No. I don't think so.
126	00:07:45,007	00:07:49,011	I know what you're doing, Eleanor, I just don't know why.	I know what you're doing, Eleanor, I just don't know why.
127	00:07:52,806	00:07:56,143	- Can you keep a secret? - I am a secret.	- Can you keep a secret? - I am a secret.
128	00:07:56,226	00:07:57,561	I went to the Assignment Room.	I went to the Assignment Room.
129	00:07:57,644	00:08:01,773	Why? It's empty. That's why they're shutting us down.	Why? It's empty. That's why they're shutting us down.
130	00:08:01,857	00:08:04,902	It's not totally empty. I found an assignment.	It's not totally empty. I found an assignment.
131	00:08:04,985	00:08:06,945	- Get outta here! - No.	- Get outta here! - No.
132	00:08:08,280	00:08:09,281	Look.	Look.
133	00:08:10,991	00:08:13,368	Mackenzie Walsh, age ten.	Mackenzie Walsh, age ten.
134	00:08:13,452	00:08:15,913	I'm gonna help that little girl and save the Motherland	I'm gonna help that little girl and save the Motherland
135	00:08:15,996	00:08:19,708	by proving that people still need Fairy Godmothers.	by proving that people still need Fairy Godmothers.
136	00:08:19,791	00:08:21,752	Well, you got moxie, kiddo.	Well, you got moxie, kiddo.
137	00:08:22,503	00:08:25,339	But even if this girl does need a Fairy Godmother,	But even if this girl does need a Fairy Godmother,
138	00:08:25,422	00:08:26,882	you're not trained.	you're not trained.
139	00:08:26,965	00:08:30,135	Well, I'm not going to get trained if the Motherland is shut down.	Well, I'm not going to get trained if the Motherland is shut down.
140	00:08:30,219	00:08:34,598	And even if I don't know everything, I know that I can do this.	And even if I don't know everything, I know that I can do this.
141	00:08:35,974	00:08:41,104	(SINGING) I was born to be a Fairy Godmother	(SINGING) I was born to be a Fairy Godmother
142	00:08:41,188	00:08:43,941	It's in the very heart of me	It's in the very heart of me
143	00:08:44,483	00:08:45,484	Ow!	Ow!
144	00:08:45,567	00:08:48,779	You know you're not supposed to sing. We've talked about it.	You know you're not supposed to sing. We've talked about it.
145	00:08:48,862	00:08:51,156	You're gonna miss my singing when I'm gone.	You're gonna miss my singing when I'm gone.
146	00:08:51,240	00:08:52,658	Trust me when I tell you	Trust me when I tell you
147	00:08:52,741	00:08:55,285	there are worse things than being a Tooth Fairy.	there are worse things than being a Tooth Fairy.
148	00:08:55,577	00:08:58,705	Moira's not a big fan of fairies going rogue.	Moira's not a big fan of fairies going rogue.
149	00:08:58,997	00:09:03,544	If she finds out you're gone, she could close the portals back,	If she finds out you're gone, she could close the portals back,
150	00:09:03,627	00:09:05,379	or take away your magic.	or take away your magic.
151	00:09:05,462	00:09:07,714	Shh, don't say that.	Shh, don't say that.
152	00:09:09,007	00:09:10,259	I have to do this.	I have to do this.
153	00:09:10,717	00:09:15,430	Well, if you're going, you're gonna need to know the way out of here.	Well, if you're going, you're gonna need to know the way out of here.
154	00:09:25,482	00:09:27,109	(BLOWS NOSE)	(BLOWS NOSE)
155	00:09:30,863	00:09:31,864	Right.	Right.
156	00:09:36,827	00:09:38,662	- Kid, you'd better move fast. - (GASPS)	- Kid, you'd better move fast. - (GASPS)
157	00:09:38,745	00:09:43,041	You only have a few more days before Moira closes us down.	You only have a few more days before Moira closes us down.
158	00:09:44,293	00:09:45,544	Thank you, Agnes.	Thank you, Agnes.
159	00:09:45,627	00:09:47,337	Knock 'em dead, kid.	Knock 'em dead, kid.
160	00:09:47,421	00:09:51,466	Oh, Agnes, if everything goes right, nobody's gonna die.	Oh, Agnes, if everything goes right, nobody's gonna die.
161	00:09:52,968	00:09:54,136	Goodbye.	Goodbye.
162	00:09:54,219	00:09:55,220	(BIRDS CHIRPING)	(BIRDS CHIRPING)
163	00:10:08,233	00:10:09,359	Oh.	Oh.
164	00:10:14,573	00:10:17,451	I can do this, I can do this.	I can do this, I can do this.
165	00:10:17,534	00:10:18,535	I can do this.	I can do this.
166	00:10:22,456	00:10:24,166	I can't do this.	I can't do this.
167	00:10:24,875	00:10:25,876	(SPEAKING LATIN)	(SPEAKING LATIN)
168	00:10:43,018	00:10:44,019	Oh.	Oh.
169	00:10:44,520	00:10:46,355	Nicely done. (CHUCKLES)	Nicely done. (CHUCKLES)
170	00:10:50,317	00:10:51,318	(GRUNTING)	(GRUNTING)
171	00:11:00,118	00:11:01,411	(SQUEALS)	(SQUEALS)
172	00:11:01,703	00:11:02,704	- (GRUNTS) - (THUD)	- (GRUNTS) - (THUD)
173	00:11:02,788	00:11:04,373	(GROANS)	(GROANS)
174	00:11:06,083	00:11:07,084	(BREATHING HEAVILY)	(BREATHING HEAVILY)
175	00:11:20,764	00:11:21,765	(SPEAKING LATIN)	(SPEAKING LATIN)
176	00:11:36,113	00:11:37,573	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
177	00:11:48,959	00:11:53,380	And they say portal crossing is a senior-level course. (CHUCKLES)	And they say portal crossing is a senior-level course. (CHUCKLES)
178	00:11:54,506	00:11:57,259	(GASPS) What in Godmother's name!	(GASPS) What in Godmother's name!
179	00:12:04,308	00:12:07,811	Hello, friends. Which way to America?	Hello, friends. Which way to America?
180	00:12:07,895	00:12:10,564	East? West? Oh, both.	East? West? Oh, both.
181	00:12:11,106	00:12:12,274	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
182	00:12:12,357	00:12:14,151	Pumpkins! Yes!	Pumpkins! Yes!
183	00:12:16,028	00:12:17,070	All right.	All right.
184	00:12:19,114	00:12:20,782	One carriage, coming up.	One carriage, coming up.
185	00:12:20,866	00:12:21,867	(SPEAKING LATIN)	(SPEAKING LATIN)
186	00:12:26,205	00:12:27,206	(GRUNTS)	(GRUNTS)
187	00:12:28,040	00:12:29,041	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
188	00:12:32,628	00:12:33,712	(EXCLAIMING)	(EXCLAIMING)
189	00:12:36,006	00:12:37,174	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
190	00:12:38,592	00:12:39,593	Not the big one!	Not the big one!
191	00:12:45,849	00:12:46,850	(SIGHS)	(SIGHS)
192	00:12:48,227	00:12:50,312	There's gotta be a better way to travel.	There's gotta be a better way to travel.
193	00:12:51,730	00:12:53,190	(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)	(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
194	00:12:53,273	00:12:54,775	(PANTING)	(PANTING)
195	00:13:02,908	00:13:03,909	- (CAR HONKS) - (SCREAMS)	- (CAR HONKS) - (SCREAMS)
196	00:13:24,304	00:13:26,473	Hey. Hey!	Hey. Hey!
197	00:13:27,641	00:13:28,684	Hey, are you okay?	Hey, are you okay?
198	00:13:28,767	00:13:29,768	(BOTH SCREAM)	(BOTH SCREAM)
199	00:13:30,811	00:13:32,271	You can't sleep here.	You can't sleep here.
200	00:13:32,771	00:13:36,233	- Why? Are there dragons? Evil fairies? - (SIGHS)	- Why? Are there dragons? Evil fairies? - (SIGHS)
201	00:13:36,316	00:13:37,985	In a manner of speaking, yeah.	In a manner of speaking, yeah.
202	00:13:38,068	00:13:39,069	Oh.	Oh.
203	00:13:39,653	00:13:40,779	Whoa!	Whoa!
204	00:13:40,863	00:13:44,283	Oh, your carriage must've required an enormous pumpkin.	Oh, your carriage must've required an enormous pumpkin.
205	00:13:44,366	00:13:46,034	How many footmen are inside?	How many footmen are inside?
206	00:13:46,118	00:13:48,787	Uh, none. Just me.	Uh, none. Just me.
207	00:13:49,329	00:13:50,372	Beth.	Beth.
208	00:13:50,455	00:13:51,456	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
209	00:13:53,876	00:13:56,879	Beth. You're hilarious.	Beth. You're hilarious.
210	00:13:56,962	00:13:59,214	Everyone knows women don't drive themselves.	Everyone knows women don't drive themselves.
211	00:13:59,298	00:14:00,883	That's what mice are for.	That's what mice are for.
212	00:14:01,925	00:14:04,595	- Sweetheart, are you on drugs? - Of course not.	- Sweetheart, are you on drugs? - Of course not.
213	00:14:06,138	00:14:07,139	What are drugs?	What are drugs?
214	00:14:07,723	00:14:09,183	Oh, boy, that's a yes.	Oh, boy, that's a yes.
215	00:14:10,309	00:14:12,019	Look, do you have anyone you can call?	Look, do you have anyone you can call?
216	00:14:12,102	00:14:13,854	I guess there's my roommate.	I guess there's my roommate.
217	00:14:13,937	00:14:15,189	(LOUDLY) Agnes!	(LOUDLY) Agnes!
218	00:14:15,856	00:14:18,483	Agnes! Agnes?	Agnes! Agnes?
219	00:14:19,985	00:14:22,237	She must be doing her morning announcements.	She must be doing her morning announcements.
220	00:14:22,321	00:14:24,531	I can find a bluebird to bring her a message	I can find a bluebird to bring her a message
221	00:14:24,615	00:14:25,616	once I get to Boston.	once I get to Boston.
222	00:14:25,699	00:14:27,242	Is that where you're headed?	Is that where you're headed?
223	00:14:27,326	00:14:31,038	Oh, yes. I'm looking for my future forever friend, Mackenzie Walsh.	Oh, yes. I'm looking for my future forever friend, Mackenzie Walsh.
224	00:14:31,496	00:14:36,293	She lives in Boston, Massachusetts. In America.	She lives in Boston, Massachusetts. In America.
225	00:14:36,376	00:14:38,295	Let's see what we can find.	Let's see what we can find.
226	00:14:38,378	00:14:39,713	Oh, good, a map.	Oh, good, a map.
227	00:14:40,422	00:14:43,008	Siri, search Mackenzie Walsh.	Siri, search Mackenzie Walsh.
228	00:14:43,217	00:14:45,761	AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER SPEAKER) Okay. Here's what I found.	AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER SPEAKER) Okay. Here's what I found.
229	00:14:45,844	00:14:48,222	Who said that? Is there a genie in there?	Who said that? Is there a genie in there?
230	00:14:48,305	00:14:49,598	(SOFTLY) Don't answer that.	(SOFTLY) Don't answer that.
231	00:14:49,973	00:14:53,060	Okay. I think we need to get you to your friend	Okay. I think we need to get you to your friend
232	00:14:53,143	00:14:55,062	- as quickly as possible. - Yes.	- as quickly as possible. - Yes.
233	00:14:55,145	00:14:57,898	- The good news is, I'm headed that way. - (GIGGLES)	- The good news is, I'm headed that way. - (GIGGLES)
234	00:14:59,608	00:15:00,609	Okay.	Okay.
235	00:15:01,318	00:15:02,319	(ELEANOR GRUNTS)	(ELEANOR GRUNTS)
236	00:15:20,629	00:15:22,589	BETH: Welcome to Beantown.	BETH: Welcome to Beantown.
237	00:15:24,383	00:15:26,844	So then I said, "I don't want to be a Tooth Fairy."	So then I said, "I don't want to be a Tooth Fairy."
238	00:15:26,927	00:15:30,848	Yep. I lost my heart to a Tooth Fairy one night at Burning Man in 2004.	Yep. I lost my heart to a Tooth Fairy one night at Burning Man in 2004.
239	00:15:30,931	00:15:32,266	They're no good.	They're no good.
240	00:15:33,016	00:15:36,478	Well, you should be able to find a Mackenzie Walsh in there.	Well, you should be able to find a Mackenzie Walsh in there.
241	00:15:36,562	00:15:39,523	- Oh, thank you for everything. - Oh. (CHUCKLES)	- Oh, thank you for everything. - Oh. (CHUCKLES)
242	00:15:43,235	00:15:45,112	Hey, take this.	Hey, take this.
243	00:15:45,195	00:15:46,196	Thank you.	Thank you.
244	00:15:46,488	00:15:49,199	Are you sure I can't make you a ball gown before I go?	Are you sure I can't make you a ball gown before I go?
245	00:15:49,283	00:15:51,785	Nah. I got a few in the back.	Nah. I got a few in the back.
246	00:15:51,869	00:15:53,120	Oh, thank goodness.	Oh, thank goodness.
247	00:15:53,829	00:15:54,830	Bye.	Bye.
248	00:15:54,913	00:15:55,998	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
249	00:15:56,081	00:15:57,457	(INDISTINCT CHATTER)	(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
250	00:15:58,876	00:15:59,877	Ooh.	Ooh.
251	00:16:07,759	00:16:08,760	BARB: Coming up...	BARB: Coming up...
252	00:16:08,844	00:16:10,554	What would you do if you found out	What would you do if you found out
253	00:16:10,637	00:16:13,682	your parents weren't actually your parents at all?	your parents weren't actually your parents at all?
254	00:16:13,765	00:16:18,145	That's the dilemma faced by two men, both born in the Massachusetts area.	That's the dilemma faced by two men, both born in the Massachusetts area.
255	00:16:18,228	00:16:21,064	The babies were switched at birth and reunited with their families	The babies were switched at birth and reunited with their families
256	00:16:21,148	00:16:22,524	20 years later,	20 years later,
257	00:16:22,608	00:16:26,195	only to discover that the hospital had it right the first time.	only to discover that the hospital had it right the first time.
258	00:16:26,278	00:16:30,157	But our top story tonight is out of Essex County,	But our top story tonight is out of Essex County,
259	00:16:30,240	00:16:33,619	where residents were left shocked and confused.	where residents were left shocked and confused.
260	00:16:33,702	00:16:37,080	Look at this barbaric sight.	Look at this barbaric sight.
261	00:16:37,623	00:16:40,751	- Now, police have no motives... - (GASPS)	- Now, police have no motives... - (GASPS)
262	00:16:40,834	00:16:43,003	for the destruction of the pumpkin patch,	for the destruction of the pumpkin patch,
263	00:16:43,086	00:16:46,048	but believe local pranksters may be to blame.	but believe local pranksters may be to blame.
264	00:16:46,131	00:16:49,426	If only these inflatable scarecrows could talk.	If only these inflatable scarecrows could talk.
265	00:16:49,510	00:16:50,886	Back to you, Barb.	Back to you, Barb.
266	00:16:50,969	00:16:54,723	Thanks, Hugh, for that explosive update.	Thanks, Hugh, for that explosive update.
267	00:16:54,806	00:16:56,016	We'll be back in a minute	We'll be back in a minute
268	00:16:56,099	00:16:58,769	with news of a bed that was delivered up a ladder	with news of a bed that was delivered up a ladder
269	00:16:58,852	00:17:00,062	in Dedham yesterday.	in Dedham yesterday.
270	00:17:00,521	00:17:02,272	Please text or tweet us	Please text or tweet us
271	00:17:02,356	00:17:05,943	the strangest things you've seen going up a ladder.	the strangest things you've seen going up a ladder.
272	00:17:06,026	00:17:07,587	- (BELL RINGS) - WOMAN: You can't be here!	- (BELL RINGS) - WOMAN: You can't be here!
273	00:17:07,611	00:17:08,851	GRANT: (LOUDLY) Really, people?	GRANT: (LOUDLY) Really, people?
274	00:17:10,822	00:17:12,449	That's the best you got?	That's the best you got?
275	00:17:13,408	00:17:14,660	Conference room!	Conference room!
276	00:17:15,702	00:17:16,703	Now!	Now!
277	00:17:17,037	00:17:18,664	WOMAN: What do you think you're doing?	WOMAN: What do you think you're doing?
278	00:17:18,747	00:17:22,000	Looking for a sad little girl named Mackenzie Walsh.	Looking for a sad little girl named Mackenzie Walsh.
279	00:17:22,084	00:17:25,712	Awkward haircut, red, like an angry leprechaun.	Awkward haircut, red, like an angry leprechaun.
280	00:17:26,463	00:17:30,759	Kelly in Brookline has emailed. She once saw a duck on a ladder.	Kelly in Brookline has emailed. She once saw a duck on a ladder.
281	00:17:30,843	00:17:33,053	So deal with that bombshell how you see fit.	So deal with that bombshell how you see fit.
282	00:17:33,136	00:17:34,888	Mack, you have a visitor.	Mack, you have a visitor.
283	00:17:34,972	00:17:35,973	Uh-huh.	Uh-huh.
284	00:17:36,515	00:17:38,141	I'm looking for Mackenzie Walsh.	I'm looking for Mackenzie Walsh.
285	00:17:38,225	00:17:39,518	Yep, that is me.	Yep, that is me.
286	00:17:40,394	00:17:42,604	Hey, Murry, can you please move it along?	Hey, Murry, can you please move it along?
287	00:17:42,688	00:17:44,523	I promised my kids I'd cook dinner tonight.	I promised my kids I'd cook dinner tonight.
288	00:17:44,648	00:17:48,026	Then I must be looking for your daughter. Could you tell me how to find her?	Then I must be looking for your daughter. Could you tell me how to find her?
289	00:17:49,611	00:17:52,281	(SCOFFS) Who are you? The world's laziest kidnapper?	(SCOFFS) Who are you? The world's laziest kidnapper?
290	00:17:53,073	00:17:54,950	Why would I tell you where my kid is?	Why would I tell you where my kid is?
291	00:17:55,033	00:17:56,827	Is this someone's idea of a joke?	Is this someone's idea of a joke?
292	00:17:58,370	00:18:00,914	I'm sorry, I think there must be some mistake.	I'm sorry, I think there must be some mistake.
293	00:18:00,998	00:18:04,960	I'm looking for the Mackenzie Walsh that lives at 8566 Hawkins Street.	I'm looking for the Mackenzie Walsh that lives at 8566 Hawkins Street.
294	00:18:06,712	00:18:08,297	How do you know my old address?	How do you know my old address?
295	00:18:08,881	00:18:09,882	Your old...	Your old...
296	00:18:11,258	00:18:12,259	No.	No.
297	00:18:12,759	00:18:14,428	No, no, no.	No, no, no.
298	00:18:14,511	00:18:16,221	No, it can't be you. You're...	No, it can't be you. You're...
299	00:18:16,305	00:18:18,307	Old. So old.	Old. So old.
300	00:18:18,390	00:18:21,810	This is a disaster. A woman your age couldn't possibly	This is a disaster. A woman your age couldn't possibly
301	00:18:21,894	00:18:23,979	still need someone to make her dreams come true.	still need someone to make her dreams come true.
302	00:18:24,062	00:18:26,148	Yeah, right, because I'm clearly living the dream.	Yeah, right, because I'm clearly living the dream.
303	00:18:26,231	00:18:27,232	Now, who are you?	Now, who are you?
304	00:18:27,900	00:18:29,234	Well, I'm Eleanor,	Well, I'm Eleanor,
305	00:18:29,318	00:18:31,570	- and I'm your Fairy Godmother. - (SOFTLY) Security.	- and I'm your Fairy Godmother. - (SOFTLY) Security.
306	00:18:31,653	00:18:34,448	And I'm here to help you find happily ever after.	And I'm here to help you find happily ever after.
307	00:18:34,531	00:18:36,116	Oh, you wanna be on the show. Okay.	Oh, you wanna be on the show. Okay.
308	00:18:36,200	00:18:39,411	Uh, are you from a matchmaking app, a dating website, what?	Uh, are you from a matchmaking app, a dating website, what?
309	00:18:39,494	00:18:41,580	Oh, actually, I'm from the Motherland.	Oh, actually, I'm from the Motherland.
310	00:18:41,663	00:18:43,582	Right. I've never heard of that.	Right. I've never heard of that.
311	00:18:43,665	00:18:45,025	- (SOFTLY) Security. - WOMAN: Mack.	- (SOFTLY) Security. - WOMAN: Mack.
312	00:18:45,501	00:18:47,377	Grant says get in here. Now.	Grant says get in here. Now.
313	00:18:47,461	00:18:49,505	- I'm late for a story meeting. - ELEANOR: Oh.	- I'm late for a story meeting. - ELEANOR: Oh.
314	00:18:49,588	00:18:51,274	Come up with something a little more original	Come up with something a little more original
315	00:18:51,298	00:18:52,674	than the Fairy Godmother act,	than the Fairy Godmother act,
316	00:18:52,758	00:18:55,302	and maybe we can get you a segment for Valentine's Day.	and maybe we can get you a segment for Valentine's Day.
317	00:18:55,385	00:18:57,065	- It's not an act. I really... - Over here.	- It's not an act. I really... - Over here.
318	00:18:57,554	00:18:58,972	- Ma'am. - Oh, footmen?	- Ma'am. - Oh, footmen?
319	00:18:59,264	00:19:02,893	GRANT: Okay. The viewing numbers are in, folks, and they are not a pretty read.	GRANT: Okay. The viewing numbers are in, folks, and they are not a pretty read.
320	00:19:02,976	00:19:05,270	I mean, look at this. We're still in... (SMACKS LIPS)	I mean, look at this. We're still in... (SMACKS LIPS)
321	00:19:05,354	00:19:07,272	- I don't know how to read this. - Fifth place.	- I don't know how to read this. - Fifth place.
322	00:19:07,356	00:19:10,442	Fifth, like five? There are only four news shows.	Fifth, like five? There are only four news shows.
323	00:19:10,526	00:19:13,612	Okay, I could try a different shade of spray tan.	Okay, I could try a different shade of spray tan.
324	00:19:13,695	00:19:15,989	No, no, ever since we switched you to coconut glow,	No, no, ever since we switched you to coconut glow,
325	00:19:16,073	00:19:18,158	you are killing it with teen girls and shut-ins.	you are killing it with teen girls and shut-ins.
326	00:19:18,242	00:19:20,827	It's the rest of you that need to step your game up.	It's the rest of you that need to step your game up.
327	00:19:20,911	00:19:22,412	Especially you two!	Especially you two!
328	00:19:22,496	00:19:23,789	What was that?	What was that?
329	00:19:24,164	00:19:26,708	"Cops think pranksters blew up some pumpkins."	"Cops think pranksters blew up some pumpkins."
330	00:19:26,792	00:19:28,877	That is not getting eyes on the box.	That is not getting eyes on the box.
331	00:19:28,961	00:19:35,467	But, "Police rule out witchcraft in mysterious pumpkin cult massacre"?	But, "Police rule out witchcraft in mysterious pumpkin cult massacre"?
332	00:19:36,009	00:19:37,094	That's a story!	That's a story!
333	00:19:37,177	00:19:39,847	ELEANOR: I really am her Fairy Godmother.	ELEANOR: I really am her Fairy Godmother.
334	00:19:39,930	00:19:41,765	Do you wanna see my magic wand?	Do you wanna see my magic wand?
335	00:19:41,849	00:19:43,475	I mean, look what Dave did last month.	I mean, look what Dave did last month.
336	00:19:43,559	00:19:46,186	Dave forgot to bring us back from commercial for 12 minutes,	Dave forgot to bring us back from commercial for 12 minutes,
337	00:19:46,270	00:19:47,396	and nobody noticed.	and nobody noticed.
338	00:19:48,063	00:19:51,233	Wrong. Dave got people talking about us.	Wrong. Dave got people talking about us.
339	00:19:51,316	00:19:53,569	Is that the summit of our ambition, really?	Is that the summit of our ambition, really?
340	00:19:53,652	00:19:56,446	Okay. You think you can do better?	Okay. You think you can do better?
341	00:19:56,989	00:20:01,076	Tomorrow, Bruins' playing Golden Knights, Cold War classic at TD Garden.	Tomorrow, Bruins' playing Golden Knights, Cold War classic at TD Garden.
342	00:20:01,159	00:20:03,203	Dave, you're my guy, so you're covering the game.	Dave, you're my guy, so you're covering the game.
343	00:20:03,287	00:20:05,956	And I want the two of you on the tailgate.	And I want the two of you on the tailgate.
344	00:20:06,039	00:20:08,584	So tell me, how are you gonna get people talking about us?	So tell me, how are you gonna get people talking about us?
345	00:20:08,667	00:20:11,170	Actually, I was thinking, instead of covering the tailgate,	Actually, I was thinking, instead of covering the tailgate,
346	00:20:11,253	00:20:12,337	we could do a segment	we could do a segment
347	00:20:12,421	00:20:15,048	on the team donating coats to the city's homeless youth.	on the team donating coats to the city's homeless youth.
348	00:20:15,132	00:20:17,676	I'm sorry, what's your name? I don't care. You are boring.	I'm sorry, what's your name? I don't care. You are boring.
349	00:20:17,759	00:20:20,095	- I am bored. You have bored me. - (BUZZER SOUNDS)	- I am bored. You have bored me. - (BUZZER SOUNDS)
350	00:20:20,179	00:20:23,390	Look at this guy. 2008 called. Wants its haircut back.	Look at this guy. 2008 called. Wants its haircut back.
351	00:20:23,473	00:20:26,894	(CHUCKLES) Actually, the numbers on his hair are huge.	(CHUCKLES) Actually, the numbers on his hair are huge.
352	00:20:26,977	00:20:29,688	And his face and his smile. (GIGGLES)	And his face and his smile. (GIGGLES)
353	00:20:30,230	00:20:32,608	You should give your head a pat on the back.	You should give your head a pat on the back.
354	00:20:32,691	00:20:33,859	Way to go, head.	Way to go, head.
355	00:20:33,942	00:20:36,069	- ELEANOR: Ooh! - She oughta be committed.	- ELEANOR: Ooh! - She oughta be committed.
356	00:20:36,153	00:20:39,031	Oh, I am. Totally committed.	Oh, I am. Totally committed.
357	00:20:42,284	00:20:45,370	What if we shoot B-roll of everyone cooking in the parking lot,	What if we shoot B-roll of everyone cooking in the parking lot,
358	00:20:45,454	00:20:48,582	and we do a whole "Is there salmonella at the tailgate" kinda thing?	and we do a whole "Is there salmonella at the tailgate" kinda thing?
359	00:20:48,665	00:20:51,710	- Go on. - Uh, or, uh, face paint.	- Go on. - Uh, or, uh, face paint.
360	00:20:52,336	00:20:53,629	Uh, on fans' faces.	Uh, on fans' faces.
361	00:20:54,046	00:20:56,632	"Is it poisoning fans? Find out at 11:00."	"Is it poisoning fans? Find out at 11:00."
362	00:20:56,715	00:20:59,635	- Face paint isn't poisonous. - Yeah. And we'll tell them that at 11:00.	- Face paint isn't poisonous. - Yeah. And we'll tell them that at 11:00.
363	00:21:00,052	00:21:02,971	Good. That doesn't totally suck.	Good. That doesn't totally suck.
364	00:21:03,055	00:21:05,974	All right, people, I just want you to focus on what's important. Okay?	All right, people, I just want you to focus on what's important. Okay?
365	00:21:06,058	00:21:08,477	And that's fourth place. All right?	And that's fourth place. All right?
366	00:21:08,560	00:21:10,479	Oh, I'm sorry, are we keeping you?	Oh, I'm sorry, are we keeping you?
367	00:21:10,562	00:21:11,980	I hope you're not running anywhere	I hope you're not running anywhere
368	00:21:12,064	00:21:15,150	without re-editing that pumpkin debacle for the 7:00 p.m. show.	without re-editing that pumpkin debacle for the 7:00 p.m. show.
369	00:21:16,193	00:21:17,236	Thank you.	Thank you.
370	00:21:17,319	00:21:18,320	(INDISTINCT CHATTER)	(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
371	00:21:19,071	00:21:22,407	(SIGHS) Can't we do better than face paint and salmonella?	(SIGHS) Can't we do better than face paint and salmonella?
372	00:21:22,491	00:21:24,409	Yeah. Let's make it E. coli.	Yeah. Let's make it E. coli.
373	00:21:24,493	00:21:28,288	Come on, Mack. I'm serious. If we found some stories that were inspiring,	Come on, Mack. I'm serious. If we found some stories that were inspiring,
374	00:21:28,372	00:21:30,290	we could light a fire under this place.	we could light a fire under this place.
375	00:21:30,374	00:21:32,209	I can't afford to lose this job.	I can't afford to lose this job.
376	00:21:35,045	00:21:36,088	(SIGHS)	(SIGHS)
377	00:21:41,093	00:21:42,636	- Me again! - (YELPS)	- Me again! - (YELPS)
378	00:21:43,262	00:21:45,138	- It's me, Eleanor. - This is getting...	- It's me, Eleanor. - This is getting...
379	00:21:45,222	00:21:47,432	- Okay, okay. - I'm your Fairy Godmother.	- Okay, okay. - I'm your Fairy Godmother.
380	00:21:47,516	00:21:49,059	Just back off, lady!	Just back off, lady!
381	00:21:49,142	00:21:51,103	I know what you're thinking, and it's true.	I know what you're thinking, and it's true.
382	00:21:51,186	00:21:53,105	Most Fairy Godmothers are a lot older.	Most Fairy Godmothers are a lot older.
383	00:21:53,188	00:21:55,983	If you can overlook my youth and your total lack of experience,	If you can overlook my youth and your total lack of experience,
384	00:21:56,066	00:21:59,444	you'll find I have a real can-do attitude that's gonna take us very, very far.	you'll find I have a real can-do attitude that's gonna take us very, very far.
385	00:21:59,528	00:22:01,947	- I will call 911. - Oh, I'll show you.	- I will call 911. - Oh, I'll show you.
386	00:22:02,948	00:22:05,450	No. Please wait. No, please don't. I have kids.	No. Please wait. No, please don't. I have kids.
387	00:22:06,869	00:22:07,870	(SPEAKING LATIN)	(SPEAKING LATIN)
388	00:22:10,289	00:22:12,332	MACKENZIE: (EXCLAIMS) Huh?	MACKENZIE: (EXCLAIMS) Huh?
389	00:22:13,709	00:22:16,336	- Oh! - (GASPS)	- Oh! - (GASPS)
390	00:22:17,337	00:22:18,714	(GASPS AND GRUNTS)	(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
391	00:22:20,716	00:22:21,758	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
392	00:22:22,551	00:22:23,760	What just happened?	What just happened?
393	00:22:23,844	00:22:26,054	I was trying for a ball gown.	I was trying for a ball gown.
394	00:22:26,138	00:22:29,433	It's not my best work, but at least it's weather appropriate?	It's not my best work, but at least it's weather appropriate?
395	00:22:30,142	00:22:33,687	Oh, my God, it's happening. I'm finally losing my mind.	Oh, my God, it's happening. I'm finally losing my mind.
396	00:22:33,770	00:22:37,024	Don't be silly. This is magic?	Don't be silly. This is magic?
397	00:22:38,567	00:22:41,403	Yo, Mack, what's the occasion?	Yo, Mack, what's the occasion?
398	00:22:41,486	00:22:43,739	Wait, Ray, you can see this?	Wait, Ray, you can see this?
399	00:22:43,822	00:22:45,824	Uh, it's kinda hard to miss.	Uh, it's kinda hard to miss.
400	00:22:47,659	00:22:48,702	You look hot.	You look hot.
401	00:22:49,578	00:22:52,206	You're not supposed to say that kinda thing in the workplace.	You're not supposed to say that kinda thing in the workplace.
402	00:22:52,289	00:22:54,791	I mean, your face is all red and sweaty.	I mean, your face is all red and sweaty.
403	00:22:55,459	00:22:58,003	Oh, my God, he saw it. It's real.	Oh, my God, he saw it. It's real.
404	00:22:58,086	00:22:59,421	Of course it is.	Of course it is.
405	00:22:59,505	00:23:01,215	Now, do you have a carriage here,	Now, do you have a carriage here,
406	00:23:01,298	00:23:03,425	or shall we hitch a ride in someone else's pumpkin?	or shall we hitch a ride in someone else's pumpkin?
407	00:23:04,384	00:23:06,220	- Shh, that's Grant, my boss. - What...	- Shh, that's Grant, my boss. - What...
408	00:23:06,303	00:23:08,096	- He can't see me like this! - Oh!	- He can't see me like this! - Oh!
409	00:23:08,180	00:23:09,181	Why?	Why?
410	00:23:09,264	00:23:11,725	MACKENZIE: Because you poofed me into a sleeping bag.	MACKENZIE: Because you poofed me into a sleeping bag.
411	00:23:12,726	00:23:13,727	(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)	(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
412	00:23:15,270	00:23:16,897	- (ALARM BEEPING) - (BRAKES SCREECHING)	- (ALARM BEEPING) - (BRAKES SCREECHING)
413	00:23:18,774	00:23:20,943	- Okay, don't press. Can you... - What is that?	- Okay, don't press. Can you... - What is that?
414	00:23:21,026	00:23:22,962	- Hang on... - MAN ON RADIO: 96.1 Classic Radio...	- Hang on... - MAN ON RADIO: 96.1 Classic Radio...
415	00:23:22,986	00:23:23,987	Who's talking?	Who's talking?
416	00:23:24,071	00:23:26,198	- (BEEPING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)	- (BEEPING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)
417	00:23:26,281	00:23:27,366	- Just... Okay. - (SCREAMS)	- Just... Okay. - (SCREAMS)
418	00:23:27,449	00:23:28,659	It looks like me!	It looks like me!
419	00:23:28,742	00:23:30,536	Yeah... Oh, my God. Okay, listen.	Yeah... Oh, my God. Okay, listen.
420	00:23:30,619	00:23:32,913	I'm gonna drop you at the South Station,	I'm gonna drop you at the South Station,
421	00:23:32,996	00:23:35,332	and you can get on a Greyhound	and you can get on a Greyhound
422	00:23:35,415	00:23:37,668	and head back to wherever it is you came from.	and head back to wherever it is you came from.
423	00:23:37,751	00:23:39,419	What... Did you say a greyhound?	What... Did you say a greyhound?
424	00:23:39,503	00:23:40,921	Yeah, a Greyhound bus.	Yeah, a Greyhound bus.
425	00:23:41,421	00:23:44,091	- They're turning greyhounds into buses? - Uh...	- They're turning greyhounds into buses? - Uh...
426	00:23:44,174	00:23:47,594	- Typically, they just become footmen. - (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)	- Typically, they just become footmen. - (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
427	00:23:47,678	00:23:50,180	Actually, they would be faster than a pumpkin.	Actually, they would be faster than a pumpkin.
428	00:23:50,264	00:23:52,349	- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) - Okay. Stop! Stop.	- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) - Okay. Stop! Stop.
429	00:23:52,683	00:23:54,810	Don't you have somewhere else that you can go?	Don't you have somewhere else that you can go?
430	00:23:54,893	00:23:56,937	No. Not locally.	No. Not locally.
431	00:23:57,437	00:24:00,482	Oh, Except for those lovely princes in the alley	Oh, Except for those lovely princes in the alley
432	00:24:00,566	00:24:02,025	said that I could stay with them,	said that I could stay with them,
433	00:24:02,109	00:24:04,820	as long as I didn't mind sharing knitting needles.	as long as I didn't mind sharing knitting needles.
434	00:24:04,903	00:24:05,904	Okay.	Okay.
435	00:24:05,988	00:24:08,198	- (FESTIVE MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING) - All right. Here...	- (FESTIVE MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING) - All right. Here...
436	00:24:08,282	00:24:10,701	Take this money and just get yourself something to eat.	Take this money and just get yourself something to eat.
437	00:24:10,784	00:24:13,036	Oh, thank you. I am really hungry.	Oh, thank you. I am really hungry.
438	00:24:15,372	00:24:18,292	- Oh, it's hard and thin. - Wait, stop! Spit it out!	- Oh, it's hard and thin. - Wait, stop! Spit it out!
439	00:24:18,375	00:24:20,210	Spit it. Ew.	Spit it. Ew.
440	00:24:20,294	00:24:23,463	No, this is money. Then you can go and stay in a hotel.	No, this is money. Then you can go and stay in a hotel.
441	00:24:23,839	00:24:26,675	I'm sorry, but you have to go.	I'm sorry, but you have to go.
442	00:24:28,677	00:24:29,720	ELEANOR: What...	ELEANOR: What...
443	00:24:29,803	00:24:31,096	MACKENZIE: Out you go.	MACKENZIE: Out you go.
444	00:24:32,139	00:24:33,182	Wait.	Wait.
445	00:24:35,142	00:24:36,685	What about your dearest wish?	What about your dearest wish?
446	00:24:36,768	00:24:39,813	(SIGHS) What dearest wish? What are you talking about?	(SIGHS) What dearest wish? What are you talking about?
447	00:24:50,616	00:24:51,617	See?	See?
448	00:24:52,826	00:24:53,994	Where did you get this?	Where did you get this?
449	00:24:54,745	00:24:57,497	Well, you sent it to me when you were ten.	Well, you sent it to me when you were ten.
450	00:25:16,808	00:25:17,851	(ELEANOR GRUNTS)	(ELEANOR GRUNTS)
451	00:25:20,312	00:25:22,439	Why have we stopped at this hovel?	Why have we stopped at this hovel?
452	00:25:22,523	00:25:24,733	Shouldn't we proceed directly to the castle?	Shouldn't we proceed directly to the castle?
453	00:25:24,816	00:25:26,920	- (SIGHS) This is the castle. I live here. - (CAR HONKS)	- (SIGHS) This is the castle. I live here. - (CAR HONKS)
454	00:25:26,944	00:25:29,154	Real estate prices must be much more expensive in Boston	Real estate prices must be much more expensive in Boston
455	00:25:29,238	00:25:30,656	than they are in Motherland.	than they are in Motherland.
456	00:25:30,739	00:25:33,075	Hey. You can stay for one night.	Hey. You can stay for one night.
457	00:25:36,286	00:25:38,872	Oh, something has my gown.	Oh, something has my gown.
458	00:25:38,956	00:25:40,916	You are not meeting my kids.	You are not meeting my kids.
459	00:25:40,999	00:25:43,877	Can't you just puff yourself an igloo or something?	Can't you just puff yourself an igloo or something?
460	00:25:43,961	00:25:46,463	(CHUCKLES) Oh, ice castle construction?	(CHUCKLES) Oh, ice castle construction?
461	00:25:46,547	00:25:48,423	(CHUCKLES) Oh, I wish.	(CHUCKLES) Oh, I wish.
462	00:25:53,512	00:25:55,514	You're putting me in the dungeon?	You're putting me in the dungeon?
463	00:26:04,439	00:26:06,483	- Not a dungeon. - Huh?	- Not a dungeon. - Huh?
464	00:26:07,234	00:26:08,902	MACKENZIE: It's a basement.	MACKENZIE: It's a basement.
465	00:26:12,489	00:26:14,992	- Stay here and be quiet. - Got it.	- Stay here and be quiet. - Got it.
466	00:26:16,285	00:26:17,870	Okay. Get me out of this.	Okay. Get me out of this.
467	00:26:17,953	00:26:18,954	Right.	Right.
468	00:26:19,913	00:26:20,956	Of course.	Of course.
469	00:26:22,332	00:26:24,418	Here we go. (SPEAKING LATIN)	Here we go. (SPEAKING LATIN)
470	00:26:25,335	00:26:28,964	Funny story, I might not quite remember how to poof you back.	Funny story, I might not quite remember how to poof you back.
471	00:26:31,758	00:26:32,759	Great.	Great.
472	00:26:36,471	00:26:37,472	Sorry.	Sorry.
473	00:26:37,973	00:26:39,600	(DOOR CLOSES)	(DOOR CLOSES)
474	00:26:42,436	00:26:43,437	(GRUNTS AND YELPS)	(GRUNTS AND YELPS)
475	00:26:50,611	00:26:51,612	(GRUNTS)	(GRUNTS)
476	00:26:57,034	00:26:58,035	(EXCLAIMS)	(EXCLAIMS)
477	00:27:01,330	00:27:03,790	(SINGING) This is the song you sing	(SINGING) This is the song you sing
478	00:27:03,874	00:27:05,959	When you're in the dungeon	When you're in the dungeon
479	00:27:07,586	00:27:11,632	This is the basement dungeon song you sing	This is the basement dungeon song you sing
480	00:27:12,382	00:27:14,259	Police are not ruling out witchcraft	Police are not ruling out witchcraft
481	00:27:14,343	00:27:17,971	in what is now being called the Essex Pumpkin Cult Massacre.	in what is now being called the Essex Pumpkin Cult Massacre.
482	00:27:18,514	00:27:19,866	Coming up next, we're gonna show you	Coming up next, we're gonna show you
483	00:27:19,890	00:27:21,892	- how to turn a pinecone... - Hey.	- how to turn a pinecone... - Hey.
484	00:27:21,975	00:27:23,352	Into your favorite celebrity.	Into your favorite celebrity.
485	00:27:23,769	00:27:24,770	Hey, Bingo.	Hey, Bingo.
486	00:27:25,229	00:27:27,564	BARB: (ON TV) I know who mine is. Chris Pine.	BARB: (ON TV) I know who mine is. Chris Pine.
487	00:27:27,856	00:27:30,901	Coming up later, Mass General Neurosurgery Department...	Coming up later, Mass General Neurosurgery Department...
488	00:27:30,984	00:27:32,045	- (MACKENZIE EXCLAIMS) - (THUD)	- (MACKENZIE EXCLAIMS) - (THUD)
489	00:27:32,069	00:27:34,047	gets a new head, and you won't believe his name.	gets a new head, and you won't believe his name.
490	00:27:34,071	00:27:36,448	- Sorry I'm late. Again. - Ryan Brain.	- Sorry I'm late. Again. - Ryan Brain.
491	00:27:37,866	00:27:41,537	Ah, I see everyone is still wide awake and watching TV.	Ah, I see everyone is still wide awake and watching TV.
492	00:27:41,620	00:27:43,539	Only thing that would make this better	Only thing that would make this better
493	00:27:43,622	00:27:47,417	is if you'd had pizza for dinner and you hadn't done your homework.	is if you'd had pizza for dinner and you hadn't done your homework.
494	00:27:47,626	00:27:50,629	Wow, it's like you've been here with us this whole time.	Wow, it's like you've been here with us this whole time.
495	00:27:50,712	00:27:52,381	Well, the pizza had vegetables on it.	Well, the pizza had vegetables on it.
496	00:27:52,464	00:27:54,508	MIA: We didn't eat them, but they were there.	MIA: We didn't eat them, but they were there.
497	00:27:54,591	00:27:56,260	(CHUCKLES) What are you wearing?	(CHUCKLES) What are you wearing?
498	00:27:56,343	00:27:59,429	- Um, it was for a story. - Ah.	- Um, it was for a story. - Ah.
499	00:28:00,180	00:28:01,557	Hey, how was your spelling test?	Hey, how was your spelling test?
500	00:28:02,516	00:28:04,560	- I failed. - What?	- I failed. - What?
501	00:28:04,643	00:28:07,604	But I quizzed you on it last night. You got 100%.	But I quizzed you on it last night. You got 100%.
502	00:28:07,688	00:28:11,233	So, you know that I know the same thing as the people who got an A.	So, you know that I know the same thing as the people who got an A.
503	00:28:11,733	00:28:14,361	- Ha, ha. Bed. Now. - (GROANS)	- Ha, ha. Bed. Now. - (GROANS)
504	00:28:14,444	00:28:16,029	- Good night. - MIA: Good night.	- Good night. - MIA: Good night.
505	00:28:16,113	00:28:18,949	- Good night, Bingo. - Hey.	- Good night, Bingo. - Hey.
506	00:28:19,449	00:28:20,993	- Hey. - JANE: Mom.	- Hey. - JANE: Mom.
507	00:28:21,076	00:28:23,495	A middle-aged woman is on a rope swinging over a river.	A middle-aged woman is on a rope swinging over a river.
508	00:28:23,579	00:28:26,915	I think everybody knows how that's gonna end. How was your day?	I think everybody knows how that's gonna end. How was your day?
509	00:28:26,999	00:28:28,000	It was fine.	It was fine.
510	00:28:30,878	00:28:33,463	Mr. Clancy wants her to sing a solo for show choir.	Mr. Clancy wants her to sing a solo for show choir.
511	00:28:33,547	00:28:35,424	- Paula. - Well, it's exciting.	- Paula. - Well, it's exciting.
512	00:28:35,507	00:28:37,176	But you're not in show choir.	But you're not in show choir.
513	00:28:37,259	00:28:41,096	No, but Kent Buckus is. Only he got mono.	No, but Kent Buckus is. Only he got mono.
514	00:28:41,180	00:28:44,308	Now, half the choir's out sick, including Kim Murphy.	Now, half the choir's out sick, including Kim Murphy.
515	00:28:44,391	00:28:49,897	So, now Mr. Clancy wants me to sing Kim's solo at the parade next week.	So, now Mr. Clancy wants me to sing Kim's solo at the parade next week.
516	00:28:49,980	00:28:50,981	What parade?	What parade?
517	00:28:51,440	00:28:53,317	The big holiday parade downtown.	The big holiday parade downtown.
518	00:28:53,567	00:28:55,569	Did you tell him you don't wanna do it?	Did you tell him you don't wanna do it?
519	00:28:57,529	00:28:59,656	Yeah, I'm going to. It's a dumb idea.	Yeah, I'm going to. It's a dumb idea.
520	00:29:00,699	00:29:04,161	Uh... Look, it's not a dumb idea.	Uh... Look, it's not a dumb idea.
521	00:29:04,244	00:29:06,538	It's just... They'd be lucky to have you.	It's just... They'd be lucky to have you.
522	00:29:06,622	00:29:08,498	There's a reason you didn't join show choir.	There's a reason you didn't join show choir.
523	00:29:08,582	00:29:10,959	Yeah, I know. It's fine. Forget it. I'm going to bed.	Yeah, I know. It's fine. Forget it. I'm going to bed.
524	00:29:11,502	00:29:13,086	- PAULA: Night, babe. - Night.	- PAULA: Night, babe. - Night.
525	00:29:13,587	00:29:15,297	MACKENZIE: Good night. I love you.	MACKENZIE: Good night. I love you.
526	00:29:16,757	00:29:17,883	(SIGHS)	(SIGHS)
527	00:29:17,966	00:29:19,468	I bet when Beyoncé was young,	I bet when Beyoncé was young,
528	00:29:19,551	00:29:22,221	her mother used to encourage her in exactly the same way.	her mother used to encourage her in exactly the same way.
529	00:29:27,100	00:29:30,854	Did Beyoncé hyperventilate so badly in her eighth-grade talent show	Did Beyoncé hyperventilate so badly in her eighth-grade talent show
530	00:29:30,938	00:29:32,981	that she passed out and cracked a rib?	that she passed out and cracked a rib?
531	00:29:33,065	00:29:34,525	In seventh grade, it was hives.	In seventh grade, it was hives.
532	00:29:34,608	00:29:37,027	She scratched those scabs so badly they got infected,	She scratched those scabs so badly they got infected,
533	00:29:37,110	00:29:39,238	I had to take her to the hospital at 2:00 a.m.	I had to take her to the hospital at 2:00 a.m.
534	00:29:39,321	00:29:41,865	She had a fever of 103. Doctor said she could have got sepsis.	She had a fever of 103. Doctor said she could have got sepsis.
535	00:29:41,949	00:29:44,076	If you ever get sick of your job as a TV producer,	If you ever get sick of your job as a TV producer,
536	00:29:44,159	00:29:45,994	you could become a motivational speaker.	you could become a motivational speaker.
537	00:29:46,078	00:29:48,497	Sixth grade, she projectile vomited before she got onstage.	Sixth grade, she projectile vomited before she got onstage.
538	00:29:48,580	00:29:51,291	Every time she goes to perform, it's a complete disaster.	Every time she goes to perform, it's a complete disaster.
539	00:29:51,375	00:29:53,168	She ends up totally crushed.	She ends up totally crushed.
540	00:29:53,252	00:29:54,378	You sound like Mom.	You sound like Mom.
541	00:29:54,461	00:29:56,046	Well, Mom has common sense.	Well, Mom has common sense.
542	00:29:56,839	00:29:58,423	Mom didn't raise Beyoncé.	Mom didn't raise Beyoncé.
543	00:30:17,150	00:30:18,235	Oh! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)	Oh! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
544	00:30:25,534	00:30:26,535	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
545	00:30:27,035	00:30:28,120	Oh.	Oh.
546	00:30:28,203	00:30:30,664	- Is this your true love? - Not anymore.	- Is this your true love? - Not anymore.
547	00:30:30,998	00:30:33,000	What? What do you mean?	What? What do you mean?
548	00:30:33,083	00:30:35,752	Step three says that you find your true love	Step three says that you find your true love
549	00:30:35,836	00:30:37,462	and you live happily ever after.	and you live happily ever after.
550	00:30:38,213	00:30:39,965	Well, we did live happily.	Well, we did live happily.
551	00:30:41,925	00:30:43,677	(SIGHS) But life isn't always a fairy tale.	(SIGHS) But life isn't always a fairy tale.
552	00:30:44,178	00:30:47,764	Sometimes people grow or change or get divorced	Sometimes people grow or change or get divorced
553	00:30:47,848	00:30:50,100	or fall out of love or run off and join a cult	or fall out of love or run off and join a cult
554	00:30:50,184	00:30:52,811	or fall in love with a skinny Pilates instructor.	or fall in love with a skinny Pilates instructor.
555	00:30:53,187	00:30:55,772	Life isn't as simple as "happily ever after."	Life isn't as simple as "happily ever after."
556	00:30:56,523	00:30:57,524	But it has to be.	But it has to be.
557	00:30:57,608	00:31:00,652	I came all this way to help you find your heart's desire.	I came all this way to help you find your heart's desire.
558	00:31:00,736	00:31:03,113	My heart's desire now would be a clean house	My heart's desire now would be a clean house
559	00:31:03,197	00:31:07,326	and maybe the eyebrows that I had before I started stress plucking.	and maybe the eyebrows that I had before I started stress plucking.
560	00:31:09,203	00:31:11,371	That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.	That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
561	00:31:13,665	00:31:14,708	What happened...	What happened...
562	00:31:15,417	00:31:18,712	What happened to the little girl that wrote me this letter?	What happened to the little girl that wrote me this letter?
563	00:31:20,547	00:31:21,965	I guess she grew up.	I guess she grew up.
564	00:31:22,382	00:31:24,009	Do you want me to make your bed?	Do you want me to make your bed?
565	00:31:25,010	00:31:26,428	No, I already did it.	No, I already did it.
566	00:31:31,767	00:31:33,769	Don't root around in any of my boxes.	Don't root around in any of my boxes.
567	00:31:34,186	00:31:36,104	All right. Good night.	All right. Good night.
568	00:31:43,111	00:31:44,363	No, thank you.	No, thank you.
569	00:31:45,948	00:31:46,949	(DOOR CLOSES)	(DOOR CLOSES)
570	00:32:13,100	00:32:14,852	(BIRDS CHIRPING)	(BIRDS CHIRPING)
571	00:32:16,478	00:32:19,106	AGNES: Uh-oh, kids, here comes Moira.	AGNES: Uh-oh, kids, here comes Moira.
572	00:32:19,189	00:32:23,026	- (MOIRA CLEARS THROAT) - Pretending like everything's still fine.	- (MOIRA CLEARS THROAT) - Pretending like everything's still fine.
573	00:32:23,110	00:32:25,404	Let us open our texts, shall we?	Let us open our texts, shall we?
574	00:32:27,447	00:32:31,034	Now, the role of a Fairy Godmother is...	Now, the role of a Fairy Godmother is...
575	00:32:36,582	00:32:37,583	(ALARM BUZZING)	(ALARM BUZZING)
576	00:32:45,883	00:32:46,884	(ALARM STOPS)	(ALARM STOPS)
577	00:33:00,147	00:33:01,148	(YAWNS)	(YAWNS)
578	00:33:01,773	00:33:02,774	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
579	00:33:02,858	00:33:05,027	- Good morning, friend. - How did you get in here?	- Good morning, friend. - How did you get in here?
580	00:33:05,110	00:33:08,655	Oh, hey, now they look just great. Like two little fox tails.	Oh, hey, now they look just great. Like two little fox tails.
581	00:33:08,739	00:33:09,939	- MACKENZIE: What? - (CHUCKLES)	- MACKENZIE: What? - (CHUCKLES)
582	00:33:12,910	00:33:15,245	(GASPS) What have you done to my eyebrows?	(GASPS) What have you done to my eyebrows?
583	00:33:17,581	00:33:19,458	What have you done to my house?	What have you done to my house?
584	00:33:19,541	00:33:20,876	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
585	00:33:22,461	00:33:23,795	Last night, I did some thinking.	Last night, I did some thinking.
586	00:33:23,879	00:33:25,881	I know you don't believe in happily ever after,	I know you don't believe in happily ever after,
587	00:33:25,964	00:33:27,090	but that's why I'm here.	but that's why I'm here.
588	00:33:27,174	00:33:30,385	And if we're going to find it for you, you'll need a castle.	And if we're going to find it for you, you'll need a castle.
589	00:33:30,469	00:33:32,304	The hovel won't work.	The hovel won't work.
590	00:33:32,387	00:33:34,681	You turned it into Medieval Times.	You turned it into Medieval Times.
591	00:33:34,765	00:33:36,016	I know, right?	I know, right?
592	00:33:36,099	00:33:37,100	(GRUNTING)	(GRUNTING)
593	00:33:40,562	00:33:41,563	- Oh... - (PIG GRUNTING)	- Oh... - (PIG GRUNTING)
594	00:33:43,815	00:33:45,901	Oh, my God, Bingo?	Oh, my God, Bingo?
595	00:33:45,984	00:33:47,861	Bingo, is that you? (GASPS)	Bingo, is that you? (GASPS)
596	00:33:48,445	00:33:50,072	You turned my dog into a pig?	You turned my dog into a pig?
597	00:33:50,155	00:33:52,032	Technically, he's a piglet.	Technically, he's a piglet.
598	00:33:52,115	00:33:54,284	I was trying for a woodland creature	I was trying for a woodland creature
599	00:33:54,368	00:33:56,954	to help out with all this housework, obviously,	to help out with all this housework, obviously,
600	00:33:57,037	00:33:58,789	but then the spell got away from me.	but then the spell got away from me.
601	00:33:58,872	00:34:01,333	You need to put everything back exactly the way that it was.	You need to put everything back exactly the way that it was.
602	00:34:01,416	00:34:03,377	I'm serious. I don't want a castle.	I'm serious. I don't want a castle.
603	00:34:03,460	00:34:06,213	I really don't want my kids finding out I have a Fairy Godmother.	I really don't want my kids finding out I have a Fairy Godmother.
604	00:34:07,714	00:34:10,050	Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hi, girls.	Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hi, girls.
605	00:34:11,134	00:34:12,135	Oh!	Oh!
606	00:34:12,636	00:34:13,679	Hi.	Hi.
607	00:34:13,762	00:34:14,763	(GRUNTING)	(GRUNTING)
608	00:34:16,056	00:34:18,058	- Huh? Bingo? - (DOOR CLOSES)	- Huh? Bingo? - (DOOR CLOSES)
609	00:34:18,141	00:34:19,935	PAULA: Who wants bagels?	PAULA: Who wants bagels?
610	00:34:20,018	00:34:22,187	Whoa, what did you do to your house?	Whoa, what did you do to your house?
611	00:34:23,105	00:34:26,358	Whoa! (CHUCKLES) What did you do to your eyebrows?	Whoa! (CHUCKLES) What did you do to your eyebrows?
612	00:34:26,441	00:34:27,943	Mom has a Fairy Godmother.	Mom has a Fairy Godmother.
613	00:34:28,026	00:34:31,405	No, uh, Eleanor is a set decorator from the station.	No, uh, Eleanor is a set decorator from the station.
614	00:34:31,488	00:34:32,906	- (ANIMAL CHITTERING) - (ALL SCREAM)	- (ANIMAL CHITTERING) - (ALL SCREAM)
615	00:34:32,990	00:34:35,325	- ELEANOR: (GASPS) There you are! - (CHITTERS)	- ELEANOR: (GASPS) There you are! - (CHITTERS)
616	00:34:35,409	00:34:36,702	Where have you been?	Where have you been?
617	00:34:36,785	00:34:38,453	(GIRLS SCREAM)	(GIRLS SCREAM)
618	00:34:38,537	00:34:41,582	Oh, it's okay. He's just here to help with the housework.	Oh, it's okay. He's just here to help with the housework.
619	00:34:42,207	00:34:45,085	Oh, right. Does he do laundry as well?	Oh, right. Does he do laundry as well?
620	00:34:45,169	00:34:48,463	I'd keep him away from your clothes. (CHUCKLES)	I'd keep him away from your clothes. (CHUCKLES)
621	00:34:49,381	00:34:51,508	Raccoons are best for light work.	Raccoons are best for light work.
622	00:34:51,592	00:34:53,468	- They're very good with brooms... - (CHITTERS)	- They're very good with brooms... - (CHITTERS)
623	00:34:54,261	00:34:56,763	Uh, dusting and sweeping.	Uh, dusting and sweeping.
624	00:34:59,224	00:35:01,560	How did you just do that with the broom?	How did you just do that with the broom?
625	00:35:01,643	00:35:05,230	Magic. Levitation is something I've really been working on.	Magic. Levitation is something I've really been working on.
626	00:35:05,314	00:35:07,858	- Can you magic me a new iPad? - ELEANOR: Sure.	- Can you magic me a new iPad? - ELEANOR: Sure.
627	00:35:10,360	00:35:12,779	(CHUCKLES) One eye patch, as requested.	(CHUCKLES) One eye patch, as requested.
628	00:35:12,863	00:35:15,490	Wait, can we just take it back to the fact	Wait, can we just take it back to the fact
629	00:35:15,574	00:35:18,577	that there is a raccoon sweeping your kitchen?	that there is a raccoon sweeping your kitchen?
630	00:35:18,702	00:35:20,245	- MACKENZIE: Mmm-hmm. - (CHITTERING)	- MACKENZIE: Mmm-hmm. - (CHITTERING)
631	00:35:20,329	00:35:22,206	ELEANOR: His name is Gary, by the way.	ELEANOR: His name is Gary, by the way.
632	00:35:23,207	00:35:24,208	You know what?	You know what?
633	00:35:24,291	00:35:27,252	I don't understand what's going on, but, uh, it's going on Facebook.	I don't understand what's going on, but, uh, it's going on Facebook.
634	00:35:27,336	00:35:30,088	Uh, are you crazy? They'll cart us off to a rubber room.	Uh, are you crazy? They'll cart us off to a rubber room.
635	00:35:30,172	00:35:33,509	To be honest, I'm not really supposed to be here either.	To be honest, I'm not really supposed to be here either.
636	00:35:33,592	00:35:36,762	(GROANS) If my headmistress Moira, back at the Motherland,	(GROANS) If my headmistress Moira, back at the Motherland,
637	00:35:36,845	00:35:38,531	found out about this... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)	found out about this... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
638	00:35:38,555	00:35:40,182	Oof! It'd be a disaster.	Oof! It'd be a disaster.
639	00:35:40,724	00:35:42,976	Right. We don't want her Fairy Godmother boss	Right. We don't want her Fairy Godmother boss
640	00:35:43,060	00:35:45,062	back at the Motherland to find out.	back at the Motherland to find out.
641	00:35:45,145	00:35:47,773	- PAULA: Uh-huh. - So, Eleanor's gonna go back today, right?	- PAULA: Uh-huh. - So, Eleanor's gonna go back today, right?
642	00:35:47,856	00:35:49,834	- Right. Eleanor's gonna... Wait. What? - (GARY SNEEZES)	- Right. Eleanor's gonna... Wait. What? - (GARY SNEEZES)
643	00:35:49,858	00:35:52,277	No, I can't leave until I help you.	No, I can't leave until I help you.
644	00:35:52,361	00:35:54,154	I don't... (LOUDLY) ...need any help!	I don't... (LOUDLY) ...need any help!
645	00:35:54,238	00:35:55,239	Are you kidding?	Are you kidding?
646	00:35:55,322	00:35:57,908	All you do is complain about how stressed you are.	All you do is complain about how stressed you are.
647	00:35:57,991	00:36:00,410	- She's always tired. - And grumpy.	- She's always tired. - And grumpy.
648	00:36:00,827	00:36:03,997	No, that is not totally true.	No, that is not totally true.
649	00:36:04,289	00:36:05,290	Is it?	Is it?
650	00:36:05,916	00:36:06,917	Uh...	Uh...
651	00:36:07,000	00:36:10,462	So, she can stay? Please, please!	So, she can stay? Please, please!
652	00:36:10,546	00:36:12,631	- Please, Mom. - Please.	- Please, Mom. - Please.
653	00:36:12,714	00:36:14,675	- (MACKENZIE SIGHS) - Please! Please!	- (MACKENZIE SIGHS) - Please! Please!
654	00:36:14,758	00:36:16,635	- Okay. - (CHUCKLES)	- Okay. - (CHUCKLES)
655	00:36:16,718	00:36:19,763	MACKENZIE: Okay, you guys have gotta get to school, and I gotta get to work.	MACKENZIE: Okay, you guys have gotta get to school, and I gotta get to work.
656	00:36:19,847	00:36:22,850	And... Are you gonna be okay here by yourself?	And... Are you gonna be okay here by yourself?
657	00:36:22,933	00:36:25,727	Oh, sure. Gary and I can work on a moat.	Oh, sure. Gary and I can work on a moat.
658	00:36:26,436	00:36:28,564	You know, maybe you can come to work with me...	You know, maybe you can come to work with me...
659	00:36:28,647	00:36:31,859	- Oh! - But first fix my eyebrows, please.	- Oh! - But first fix my eyebrows, please.
660	00:36:31,984	00:36:35,737	COMMENTATOR: Welcome to the Cold War Classic.	COMMENTATOR: Welcome to the Cold War Classic.
661	00:36:36,196	00:36:40,492	The Boston Bruins versus the Golden Knights.	The Boston Bruins versus the Golden Knights.
662	00:36:40,701	00:36:44,162	Go, Bruins!	Go, Bruins!
663	00:36:44,246	00:36:46,086	- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)	- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
664	00:36:53,589	00:36:56,508	Here. Put this on and try to fit in.	Here. Put this on and try to fit in.
665	00:36:57,759	00:37:00,137	If you do any magic, I'll lock you in the trunk.	If you do any magic, I'll lock you in the trunk.
666	00:37:02,598	00:37:03,599	Hey, guys.	Hey, guys.
667	00:37:04,224	00:37:06,393	Ah, look who's here.	Ah, look who's here.
668	00:37:06,476	00:37:07,769	Yeah, guys, sorry I'm late.	Yeah, guys, sorry I'm late.
669	00:37:07,853	00:37:11,315	It was a crazy day. This is my cousin, Eleanor.	It was a crazy day. This is my cousin, Eleanor.
670	00:37:11,398	00:37:12,649	Oh, I'm actually her Fairy...	Oh, I'm actually her Fairy...
671	00:37:12,733	00:37:16,111	Favorite cousin. She's visiting, and so I said she could tag along.	Favorite cousin. She's visiting, and so I said she could tag along.
672	00:37:16,987	00:37:19,740	Ah. Hiya, I'm Duff, on camera.	Ah. Hiya, I'm Duff, on camera.
673	00:37:20,199	00:37:23,202	Duff Oncamera. What a lovely name.	Duff Oncamera. What a lovely name.
674	00:37:23,285	00:37:25,913	Oh, wow. Look at all this stuff.	Oh, wow. Look at all this stuff.
675	00:37:25,996	00:37:27,748	You must have the strength of a giant	You must have the strength of a giant
676	00:37:27,831	00:37:30,834	and the brains of a wizard to be in charge of all this.	and the brains of a wizard to be in charge of all this.
677	00:37:30,918	00:37:32,419	Nice to meet you. I'm Hugh Prince.	Nice to meet you. I'm Hugh Prince.
678	00:37:32,503	00:37:33,504	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
679	00:37:35,589	00:37:37,007	(WHISPERS) Prince. (GASPS)	(WHISPERS) Prince. (GASPS)
680	00:37:38,383	00:37:40,469	I like your costume. You must be a huge fan.	I like your costume. You must be a huge fan.
681	00:37:40,552	00:37:41,553	(INDISTINCT CHEERING)	(INDISTINCT CHEERING)
682	00:37:41,637	00:37:43,514	MAN 1: Go, Bruins! MAN 2: You go, baby! You go!	MAN 1: Go, Bruins! MAN 2: You go, baby! You go!
683	00:37:43,597	00:37:45,224	Yes. Go, Brains!	Yes. Go, Brains!
684	00:37:45,307	00:37:46,642	Bruins.	Bruins.
685	00:37:46,767	00:37:48,685	- Hmm? - Bruins.	- Hmm? - Bruins.
686	00:37:49,061	00:37:51,813	- Bruins. (CHUCKLES) - Bruins. (CHUCKLES) So funny.	- Bruins. (CHUCKLES) - Bruins. (CHUCKLES) So funny.
687	00:37:52,523	00:37:53,774	I like her already.	I like her already.
688	00:37:56,693	00:37:59,071	- You sure you don't need any help? - DUFF: Thanks.	- You sure you don't need any help? - DUFF: Thanks.
689	00:37:59,154	00:38:01,323	But dealing with this camera is literally my job.	But dealing with this camera is literally my job.
690	00:38:01,406	00:38:03,659	- Hmm. - What do you do?	- Hmm. - What do you do?
691	00:38:03,742	00:38:05,953	Oh, I help people find their happily ever after.	Oh, I help people find their happily ever after.
692	00:38:06,411	00:38:09,039	- You must be from California. - Hmm.	- You must be from California. - Hmm.
693	00:38:14,002	00:38:17,631	I was thinkin' we could do a story about the organization's effort to recycle.	I was thinkin' we could do a story about the organization's effort to recycle.
694	00:38:17,714	00:38:19,800	They're leading the way for households...	They're leading the way for households...
695	00:38:19,883	00:38:20,884	We could do that.	We could do that.
696	00:38:20,968	00:38:23,929	Next month, we'll be living in a storm drain, drinking sewer water	Next month, we'll be living in a storm drain, drinking sewer water
697	00:38:24,012	00:38:25,556	and eating roadkill to survive,	and eating roadkill to survive,
698	00:38:25,639	00:38:27,140	because Grant would've fired us.	because Grant would've fired us.
699	00:38:27,224	00:38:29,393	There are some guys having an eating contest,	There are some guys having an eating contest,
700	00:38:29,476	00:38:32,604	shoving chili dogs down their masks, which can be pretty gross.	shoving chili dogs down their masks, which can be pretty gross.
701	00:38:32,688	00:38:34,606	Yeah, and if we get lucky and someone chokes,	Yeah, and if we get lucky and someone chokes,
702	00:38:34,690	00:38:36,567	we could even do a story on killer chili.	we could even do a story on killer chili.
703	00:38:36,650	00:38:37,985	We could only dream.	We could only dream.
704	00:38:38,068	00:38:41,071	Meantime, I'll go look for people eating undercooked wings.	Meantime, I'll go look for people eating undercooked wings.
705	00:38:41,154	00:38:42,364	Great.	Great.
706	00:38:43,240	00:38:45,242	- Go, Brains! - (CHUCKLES)	- Go, Brains! - (CHUCKLES)
707	00:38:45,325	00:38:47,077	Oh, my Godmothers.	Oh, my Godmothers.
708	00:38:47,202	00:38:50,205	(GASPS) That Hugh Prince is so handsome and nice.	(GASPS) That Hugh Prince is so handsome and nice.
709	00:38:50,289	00:38:53,625	And according to Duff, he's not living happily ever after with anyone.	And according to Duff, he's not living happily ever after with anyone.
710	00:38:53,709	00:38:55,586	Enough with the "happily ever after."	Enough with the "happily ever after."
711	00:38:55,669	00:38:57,337	I have to work, Eleanor, please.	I have to work, Eleanor, please.
712	00:38:58,172	00:39:01,592	Why don't you help me? Why don't you... Oh!	Why don't you help me? Why don't you... Oh!
713	00:39:01,675	00:39:03,427	You see these hot pots of chowder...	You see these hot pots of chowder...
714	00:39:03,510	00:39:05,429	- ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm. - All over the tailgate?	- ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm. - All over the tailgate?
715	00:39:05,512	00:39:09,474	Why don't you go try 'em and report back and tell me which one is your favorite?	Why don't you go try 'em and report back and tell me which one is your favorite?
716	00:39:09,558	00:39:11,393	Cauldrons of magical concoctions?	Cauldrons of magical concoctions?
717	00:39:11,476	00:39:12,853	- Yes! - I won't let you down.	- Yes! - I won't let you down.
718	00:39:14,396	00:39:15,397	Oh!	Oh!
719	00:39:19,318	00:39:20,444	Mmm!	Mmm!
720	00:39:25,073	00:39:26,491	Mmm!	Mmm!
721	00:39:28,577	00:39:29,620	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
722	00:39:32,289	00:39:33,290	Mmm!	Mmm!
723	00:39:34,208	00:39:35,250	(MUFFLED) Thank you.	(MUFFLED) Thank you.
724	00:39:35,501	00:39:36,502	MAN: You're welcome.	MAN: You're welcome.
725	00:39:40,047	00:39:41,089	(INDISTINCT CHATTER)	(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
726	00:39:42,841	00:39:44,843	Notify the Pulitzer Committee.	Notify the Pulitzer Committee.
727	00:39:46,136	00:39:48,055	- (ELEANOR BREATHING HEAVILY) - Wait, is that...	- (ELEANOR BREATHING HEAVILY) - Wait, is that...
728	00:39:48,138	00:39:49,223	Is that Eleanor?	Is that Eleanor?
729	00:39:49,348	00:39:50,349	(BREATHING HEAVILY)	(BREATHING HEAVILY)
730	00:39:50,891	00:39:52,142	MACKENZIE: Eleanor?	MACKENZIE: Eleanor?
731	00:39:52,226	00:39:53,435	- Wait. - HUGH: Hi.	- Wait. - HUGH: Hi.
732	00:39:53,519	00:39:55,896	- Eleanor. Eleanor, is everything okay? - ELEANOR: Hey.	- Eleanor. Eleanor, is everything okay? - ELEANOR: Hey.
733	00:39:55,979	00:39:56,980	(MUFFLED) Oh, yes.	(MUFFLED) Oh, yes.
734	00:39:57,064	00:39:59,149	- It's just a little hard to breathe. - Oh, okay.	- It's just a little hard to breathe. - Oh, okay.
735	00:39:59,233	00:40:01,151	- ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm. - Is face paint poisonous?	- ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm. - Is face paint poisonous?
736	00:40:01,235	00:40:02,515	- No... - MACKENZIE: Look at her!	- No... - MACKENZIE: Look at her!
737	00:40:02,569	00:40:04,780	This is what I look like after I have shellfish.	This is what I look like after I have shellfish.
738	00:40:04,863	00:40:06,406	- MACKENZIE: Oh. - You had any seafood?	- MACKENZIE: Oh. - You had any seafood?
739	00:40:06,490	00:40:10,202	Not really. Just six bowls of chowder and 18 lobster rolls...	Not really. Just six bowls of chowder and 18 lobster rolls...
740	00:40:10,285	00:40:11,286	DUFF: No. HUGH: Oh...	DUFF: No. HUGH: Oh...
741	00:40:11,370	00:40:13,121	- DUFF: That's bad. - I have this for later.	- DUFF: That's bad. - I have this for later.
742	00:40:13,205	00:40:14,248	- DUFF: No! - No! Okay.	- DUFF: No! - No! Okay.
743	00:40:14,331	00:40:16,625	There's an EpiPen in the van, and we'll get the winner.	There's an EpiPen in the van, and we'll get the winner.
744	00:40:17,209	00:40:19,586	(GASPING) It's really getting hard to breathe now.	(GASPING) It's really getting hard to breathe now.
745	00:40:20,087	00:40:22,756	- (GRUNTS) I got it. - Oh, good.	- (GRUNTS) I got it. - Oh, good.
746	00:40:23,298	00:40:24,299	Okay.	Okay.
747	00:40:25,259	00:40:26,802	Uh, there's no instructions.	Uh, there's no instructions.
748	00:40:27,177	00:40:31,098	I'm just gonna pop the cap off this, and then, uh, jam the needle into your thigh.	I'm just gonna pop the cap off this, and then, uh, jam the needle into your thigh.
749	00:40:31,181	00:40:32,724	Needle? You said it was a pen?	Needle? You said it was a pen?
750	00:40:32,808	00:40:34,268	Eleanor, you need this!	Eleanor, you need this!
751	00:40:34,351	00:40:36,979	- ELEANOR: No, needle! No, no, no! - Eleanor! Eleanor!	- ELEANOR: No, needle! No, no, no! - Eleanor! Eleanor!
752	00:40:37,062	00:40:39,147	(BOTH SHOUTING)	(BOTH SHOUTING)
753	00:40:39,314	00:40:40,816	Eleanor, you need this! Please!	Eleanor, you need this! Please!
754	00:40:40,899	00:40:42,985	- No, needle! - Look, there's a unicorn!	- No, needle! - Look, there's a unicorn!
755	00:40:43,068	00:40:44,361	- Where? - (MACKENZIE GRUNTS)	- Where? - (MACKENZIE GRUNTS)
756	00:40:45,070	00:40:46,488	(SCREAMS) No!	(SCREAMS) No!
757	00:40:46,572	00:40:47,573	(SHOUTING IN LATIN)	(SHOUTING IN LATIN)
758	00:40:49,032	00:40:50,033	(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)	(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
759	00:40:57,583	00:41:00,169	Mayhem today outside the Bruins game.	Mayhem today outside the Bruins game.
760	00:41:00,252	00:41:02,671	Channel 8's Hugh Prince was on the scene.	Channel 8's Hugh Prince was on the scene.
761	00:41:02,754	00:41:05,799	All right, city officials tell us no fireworks were planned	All right, city officials tell us no fireworks were planned
762	00:41:05,883	00:41:08,760	and they have no explanation for what's happening.	and they have no explanation for what's happening.
763	00:41:08,844	00:41:10,888	However, local authorities believe	However, local authorities believe
764	00:41:10,971	00:41:15,350	the event may be caused by an unusual weather phenomenon.	the event may be caused by an unusual weather phenomenon.
765	00:41:15,434	00:41:18,020	And what about reports that it might've been	And what about reports that it might've been
766	00:41:18,103	00:41:20,355	some sort of military space weapon?	some sort of military space weapon?
767	00:41:20,856	00:41:25,569	I have not heard about a space weapon. Do you have a source for those reports?	I have not heard about a space weapon. Do you have a source for those reports?
768	00:41:25,652	00:41:27,446	- No. But as soon as we do... - Thanks, Barb.	- No. But as soon as we do... - Thanks, Barb.
769	00:41:27,529	00:41:29,781	You can bet that we will update this story.	You can bet that we will update this story.
770	00:41:29,865	00:41:30,908	Space weapon?	Space weapon?
771	00:41:30,991	00:41:32,868	Thank you, Hugh. Please stay safe out there.	Thank you, Hugh. Please stay safe out there.
772	00:41:38,165	00:41:39,166	(CAR HONKS)	(CAR HONKS)
773	00:41:39,708	00:41:42,002	You mean well, but this isn't gonna work.	You mean well, but this isn't gonna work.
774	00:41:42,085	00:41:44,922	What? No, it's only been one day.	What? No, it's only been one day.
775	00:41:45,005	00:41:47,007	And my house looks like Game of Thrones,	And my house looks like Game of Thrones,
776	00:41:47,090	00:41:50,010	you turned my dog into a piglet, you almost blew up the Bruins.	you turned my dog into a piglet, you almost blew up the Bruins.
777	00:41:50,093	00:41:52,012	Well, because you stabbed me.	Well, because you stabbed me.
778	00:41:52,095	00:41:55,265	I saved your life. Who eats that much seafood?	I saved your life. Who eats that much seafood?
779	00:41:56,433	00:41:57,559	Sharks!	Sharks!
780	00:41:57,643	00:41:59,186	MACKENZIE: (SIGHS) It's late.	MACKENZIE: (SIGHS) It's late.
781	00:41:59,269	00:42:01,939	You can stay one more night, but you're gone in the morning.	You can stay one more night, but you're gone in the morning.
782	00:42:02,981	00:42:05,859	Meanwhile, events on the ice are just as remarkable...	Meanwhile, events on the ice are just as remarkable...
783	00:42:05,943	00:42:07,069	Eleanor! Hi!	Eleanor! Hi!
784	00:42:07,152	00:42:11,114	The Golden Knights are losing a whopping 12-0 in the second period.	The Golden Knights are losing a whopping 12-0 in the second period.
785	00:42:11,198	00:42:13,200	Your report is on every channel.	Your report is on every channel.
786	00:42:13,283	00:42:15,869	Everybody's using your footage. It's so cool.	Everybody's using your footage. It's so cool.
787	00:42:15,953	00:42:21,208	It's as if the magic in the sky has put a spell on the Bruins' fortunes.	It's as if the magic in the sky has put a spell on the Bruins' fortunes.
788	00:42:25,087	00:42:27,256	(SPEAKING LATIN)	(SPEAKING LATIN)
789	00:42:31,218	00:42:32,594	(WHIRRING)	(WHIRRING)
790	00:42:34,721	00:42:36,348	(CLOCK CHIMING)	(CLOCK CHIMING)
791	00:42:39,810	00:42:41,353	- Kid? - (SCREAMS)	- Kid? - (SCREAMS)
792	00:42:42,688	00:42:43,689	(BREATHING HEAVILY)	(BREATHING HEAVILY)
793	00:42:48,068	00:42:49,278	Agnes?	Agnes?
794	00:42:50,571	00:42:53,657	Hiya, kid, can you see me okay?	Hiya, kid, can you see me okay?
795	00:42:53,740	00:42:54,908	Whoa!	Whoa!
796	00:42:55,784	00:42:57,411	What is this?	What is this?
797	00:42:57,494	00:43:00,122	What? Haven't you ever heard of FaceTime?	What? Haven't you ever heard of FaceTime?
798	00:43:00,205	00:43:01,665	Oh, Agnes...	Oh, Agnes...
799	00:43:02,291	00:43:04,376	Oh, I've missed you. Oh!	Oh, I've missed you. Oh!
800	00:43:05,961	00:43:07,629	It's so good to see you.	It's so good to see you.
801	00:43:07,713	00:43:10,591	Well, I wish I could say the same, kid,	Well, I wish I could say the same, kid,
802	00:43:10,674	00:43:13,594	but word on the quad is that Moira knows you're gone.	but word on the quad is that Moira knows you're gone.
803	00:43:13,677	00:43:17,222	- (GASPS) - Yeah. And if she finds out	- (GASPS) - Yeah. And if she finds out
804	00:43:17,306	00:43:20,767	that you're doing an assignment, she'll go off her rocker.	that you're doing an assignment, she'll go off her rocker.
805	00:43:21,059	00:43:23,020	Oh, no. She loves her rocker.	Oh, no. She loves her rocker.
806	00:43:23,103	00:43:24,730	You need to come home.	You need to come home.
807	00:43:25,147	00:43:27,566	Well, I can't. I'm not done yet.	Well, I can't. I'm not done yet.
808	00:43:27,649	00:43:29,276	Well, what's the holdup?	Well, what's the holdup?
809	00:43:29,735	00:43:30,736	Nothing.	Nothing.
810	00:43:31,987	00:43:34,031	Mackenzie's not ten, for one thing.	Mackenzie's not ten, for one thing.
811	00:43:34,114	00:43:37,034	She's old, and she's got kids.	She's old, and she's got kids.
812	00:43:37,117	00:43:40,704	And she says that people run off with "piratis" instructors,	And she says that people run off with "piratis" instructors,
813	00:43:40,787	00:43:42,456	which I think is how she says "pirates."	which I think is how she says "pirates."
814	00:43:42,539	00:43:46,668	And there's this prince named Hugh, but she won't even consider him.	And there's this prince named Hugh, but she won't even consider him.
815	00:43:46,752	00:43:48,879	She doesn't believe in happily ever after.	She doesn't believe in happily ever after.
816	00:43:48,962	00:43:50,506	Greta was right.	Greta was right.
817	00:43:50,589	00:43:52,257	- Sheesh! - I know!	- Sheesh! - I know!
818	00:43:52,341	00:43:55,177	Sounds like she doesn't even believe in "happy."	Sounds like she doesn't even believe in "happy."
819	00:43:56,678	00:43:57,763	Agnes...	Agnes...
820	00:43:58,347	00:43:59,640	I gotta go.	I gotta go.
821	00:43:59,723	00:44:01,892	I think I just figured out what to do.	I think I just figured out what to do.
822	00:44:01,975	00:44:04,353	Well, okay, kid, but do it fast.	Well, okay, kid, but do it fast.
823	00:44:04,436	00:44:07,105	You only have four days left.	You only have four days left.
824	00:44:07,189	00:44:09,066	Right. Fast. Bye!	Right. Fast. Bye!
825	00:44:09,858	00:44:12,236	Do I hang up? Or do you? Bye!	Do I hang up? Or do you? Bye!
826	00:44:21,537	00:44:22,955	(SCREAMS)	(SCREAMS)
827	00:44:23,747	00:44:26,708	Oh, good. You're awake, too. I've got great news.	Oh, good. You're awake, too. I've got great news.
828	00:44:26,792	00:44:29,962	I figured out why you're not interested in happily ever after.	I figured out why you're not interested in happily ever after.
829	00:44:30,045	00:44:31,755	(SIGHS) Because it's a fairy tale construct	(SIGHS) Because it's a fairy tale construct
830	00:44:31,839	00:44:34,341	that teaches people that normal life is not enough?	that teaches people that normal life is not enough?
831	00:44:34,424	00:44:36,552	Because you need a makeover!	Because you need a makeover!
832	00:44:37,761	00:44:42,140	Relax. You've made it quite clear that you prefer dressing like a crone.	Relax. You've made it quite clear that you prefer dressing like a crone.
833	00:44:42,808	00:44:44,601	I'm talking about a happiness makeover.	I'm talking about a happiness makeover.
834	00:44:44,685	00:44:47,938	I hit the books last night, and you know what you never see?	I hit the books last night, and you know what you never see?
835	00:44:48,021	00:44:49,857	A grumpy princess.	A grumpy princess.
836	00:44:50,566	00:44:51,567	Right.	Right.
837	00:44:51,650	00:44:55,404	You need that moment where you dance through the town	You need that moment where you dance through the town
838	00:44:55,487	00:44:58,991	and you're singing to the animals and all the villagers.	and you're singing to the animals and all the villagers.
839	00:44:59,074	00:45:03,078	Huh. Yeah, okay. Remind me to add frolicking to my schedule.	Huh. Yeah, okay. Remind me to add frolicking to my schedule.
840	00:45:03,537	00:45:06,456	You need to do something nice for yourself for once.	You need to do something nice for yourself for once.
841	00:45:06,540	00:45:09,918	I can't today. I have to go to the bank, help the kids with the homework,	I can't today. I have to go to the bank, help the kids with the homework,
842	00:45:10,002	00:45:12,004	fix the light that's broken in the bathroom.	fix the light that's broken in the bathroom.
843	00:45:12,087	00:45:14,673	That is what Gary is for. (LOUDLY) Gary!	That is what Gary is for. (LOUDLY) Gary!
844	00:45:14,756	00:45:16,258	Bathroom light!	Bathroom light!
845	00:45:16,341	00:45:18,677	- (CHITTERS) - ELEANOR: And, kids, homework!	- (CHITTERS) - ELEANOR: And, kids, homework!
846	00:45:18,760	00:45:19,761	(CHITTERS)	(CHITTERS)
847	00:45:20,387	00:45:23,015	Listen, Hugh told me about this place downtown	Listen, Hugh told me about this place downtown
848	00:45:23,098	00:45:25,767	that is full of people, places, and potions	that is full of people, places, and potions
849	00:45:25,851	00:45:27,686	that are all designed to make you happy.	that are all designed to make you happy.
850	00:45:27,769	00:45:29,855	There might even be someplace	There might even be someplace
851	00:45:29,938	00:45:33,483	that could magically give you the skin of a young maiden?	that could magically give you the skin of a young maiden?
852	00:45:34,151	00:45:35,152	Hmm?	Hmm?
853	00:45:36,111	00:45:37,946	What about the kids? (CHUCKLES)	What about the kids? (CHUCKLES)
854	00:45:38,030	00:45:42,576	I'm a Fairy Godmother. I think I can handle a couple of kids.	I'm a Fairy Godmother. I think I can handle a couple of kids.
855	00:45:42,659	00:45:44,661	I suppose I have to go grocery shopping,	I suppose I have to go grocery shopping,
856	00:45:44,745	00:45:47,831	but just please don't let them stare at a screen all day.	but just please don't let them stare at a screen all day.
857	00:45:47,915	00:45:48,916	Okay.	Okay.
858	00:45:56,006	00:45:57,090	(GRUNTS)	(GRUNTS)
859	00:46:07,309	00:46:09,019	(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)	(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
860	00:46:12,397	00:46:13,398	Wow.	Wow.
861	00:46:14,566	00:46:15,984	So that's a-movie.	So that's a-movie.
862	00:46:16,485	00:46:18,278	What a wonderful a-movie.	What a wonderful a-movie.
863	00:46:25,452	00:46:26,870	(SPEAKING LATIN)	(SPEAKING LATIN)
864	00:46:28,997	00:46:30,832	(MIA EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)	(MIA EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)
865	00:46:40,634	00:46:41,635	Hello.	Hello.
866	00:46:42,427	00:46:43,679	Jane?	Jane?
867	00:46:44,137	00:46:45,889	- (GIRL SINGING OVER LAPTOP) - Mia!	- (GIRL SINGING OVER LAPTOP) - Mia!
868	00:46:45,973	00:46:47,099	(MIA GIGGLES)	(MIA GIGGLES)
869	00:46:47,182	00:46:48,267	Mia, stop!	Mia, stop!
870	00:46:50,435	00:46:53,313	Son of a butterscotch. That is good. Who is that?	Son of a butterscotch. That is good. Who is that?
871	00:46:53,397	00:46:54,898	- Nobody. - It's her.	- Nobody. - It's her.
872	00:46:54,982	00:46:57,901	That's you? Oh, my goodness!	That's you? Oh, my goodness!
873	00:46:58,527	00:47:00,571	Oh! You're really talented.	Oh! You're really talented.
874	00:47:01,446	00:47:02,823	You really think so?	You really think so?
875	00:47:02,906	00:47:04,074	If I sounded like that,	If I sounded like that,
876	00:47:04,157	00:47:06,535	I would just walk around singing to everyone.	I would just walk around singing to everyone.
877	00:47:06,618	00:47:09,872	On the street, in school, in forests,	On the street, in school, in forests,
878	00:47:09,955	00:47:13,041	in castles, on trains, in dells and meadows,	in castles, on trains, in dells and meadows,
879	00:47:13,125	00:47:16,003	those large moving metal staircases!	those large moving metal staircases!
880	00:47:16,086	00:47:18,422	- Electronic superstores... - JANE: Yeah, we get it.	- Electronic superstores... - JANE: Yeah, we get it.
881	00:47:18,505	00:47:20,048	- You'd sing a lot. - (BOTH CHUCKLE)	- You'd sing a lot. - (BOTH CHUCKLE)
882	00:47:20,132	00:47:21,175	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
883	00:47:21,258	00:47:22,426	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
884	00:47:22,509	00:47:24,511	Well, you should put on a concert.	Well, you should put on a concert.
885	00:47:26,013	00:47:27,556	(SIGHS) She can't.	(SIGHS) She can't.
886	00:47:27,639	00:47:30,767	She freaks out if she has to sing in front of people.	She freaks out if she has to sing in front of people.
887	00:47:30,851	00:47:31,894	Really? Why?	Really? Why?
888	00:47:31,977	00:47:34,104	It doesn't matter why. I don't wanna talk about it.	It doesn't matter why. I don't wanna talk about it.
889	00:47:41,111	00:47:45,032	I'm afraid I'm not able to make your mom or Jane happy.	I'm afraid I'm not able to make your mom or Jane happy.
890	00:47:45,115	00:47:46,742	Mom doesn't believe in "happy,"	Mom doesn't believe in "happy,"
891	00:47:46,825	00:47:49,411	or crafts or Christmas.	or crafts or Christmas.
892	00:47:49,494	00:47:50,662	I knew it!	I knew it!
893	00:47:50,746	00:47:53,624	She says to Aunt Paula, "There's no point in believing in happy,	She says to Aunt Paula, "There's no point in believing in happy,
894	00:47:53,707	00:47:55,792	"because just when you do, somethin' comes along	"because just when you do, somethin' comes along
895	00:47:55,876	00:47:58,462	"and smashes it right off the side of I-95."	"and smashes it right off the side of I-95."
896	00:47:58,545	00:47:59,755	What does she mean?	What does she mean?
897	00:47:59,838	00:48:02,090	I think she's talking about when my dad died.	I think she's talking about when my dad died.
898	00:48:03,091	00:48:04,218	He died?	He died?
899	00:48:06,261	00:48:07,304	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
900	00:48:07,971	00:48:09,056	No, no, no.	No, no, no.
901	00:48:09,890	00:48:12,726	I thought he just ran off to teach skinny pirates.	I thought he just ran off to teach skinny pirates.
902	00:48:14,269	00:48:15,437	Uh...	Uh...
903	00:48:15,521	00:48:19,650	He was in a car wreck about four years ago, just before Christmas,	He was in a car wreck about four years ago, just before Christmas,
904	00:48:19,733	00:48:22,945	but we don't really talk about him because everybody gets upset.	but we don't really talk about him because everybody gets upset.
905	00:48:25,155	00:48:27,449	He used to sing with Jane all the time.	He used to sing with Jane all the time.
906	00:48:33,455	00:48:34,623	Oh, dear!	Oh, dear!
907	00:48:41,171	00:48:44,591	- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Wow. Look at you. (CHUCKLES)	- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Wow. Look at you. (CHUCKLES)
908	00:48:46,718	00:48:48,929	Mia, let's go get your sister.	Mia, let's go get your sister.
909	00:48:49,012	00:48:50,222	Okay!	Okay!
910	00:48:52,349	00:48:55,018	Thank you. Merry Christmas. Have a nice day.	Thank you. Merry Christmas. Have a nice day.
911	00:49:02,943	00:49:04,987	HUGH: We'll just do the same routine.	HUGH: We'll just do the same routine.
912	00:49:05,070	00:49:07,155	We've got, like, 45 minutes left or something.	We've got, like, 45 minutes left or something.
913	00:49:07,239	00:49:10,075	Do your thing with the tea, like you did last year. That was so good.	Do your thing with the tea, like you did last year. That was so good.
914	00:49:10,158	00:49:11,994	And, yeah, we'll head off.	And, yeah, we'll head off.
915	00:49:13,620	00:49:14,788	Give me a sec.	Give me a sec.
916	00:49:20,627	00:49:21,628	Mackenzie?	Mackenzie?
917	00:49:24,214	00:49:25,299	Hugh?	Hugh?
918	00:49:27,050	00:49:30,679	Why are you dressed like Prince Charming?	Why are you dressed like Prince Charming?
919	00:49:30,762	00:49:32,806	It's not Prince Charming.	It's not Prince Charming.
920	00:49:32,890	00:49:34,641	Did Eleanor put you up to this?	Did Eleanor put you up to this?
921	00:49:34,725	00:49:36,226	Up to what?	Up to what?
922	00:49:36,310	00:49:38,812	I, uh, like your hair, by the way.	I, uh, like your hair, by the way.
923	00:49:39,605	00:49:43,734	Today's the Boston Tea Party. The Sons of Liberty never sleep.	Today's the Boston Tea Party. The Sons of Liberty never sleep.
924	00:49:43,817	00:49:46,754	(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) You one of those weirdos who dresses up for re-enactments?	(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) You one of those weirdos who dresses up for re-enactments?
925	00:49:46,778	00:49:48,906	Samuel Adams. At your service.	Samuel Adams. At your service.
926	00:49:49,448	00:49:50,449	Oh.	Oh.
927	00:49:51,200	00:49:53,452	- Why? - Civic duty, My Lady.	- Why? - Civic duty, My Lady.
928	00:49:53,535	00:49:55,871	(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Voting is a civic duty, but...	(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Voting is a civic duty, but...
929	00:49:56,413	00:49:57,998	Your trousers are very tight.	Your trousers are very tight.
930	00:49:58,957	00:50:01,251	(HESITATES) Yeah.	(HESITATES) Yeah.
931	00:50:01,335	00:50:03,086	Hey, you wanna come check it out?	Hey, you wanna come check it out?
932	00:50:03,712	00:50:05,714	- No. - Come on, it'll be fun. Join us.	- No. - Come on, it'll be fun. Join us.
933	00:50:05,797	00:50:08,550	Definitely not, but I'll see you Monday.	Definitely not, but I'll see you Monday.
934	00:50:08,634	00:50:09,843	You're missing out.	You're missing out.
935	00:50:10,427	00:50:13,680	The Sons of Liberty get pretty wild.	The Sons of Liberty get pretty wild.
936	00:50:14,848	00:50:17,184	Ain't no party like a Tea Party.	Ain't no party like a Tea Party.
937	00:50:17,726	00:50:18,977	Uh-huh.	Uh-huh.
938	00:50:19,811	00:50:21,271	Oh, what am I doing?	Oh, what am I doing?
939	00:50:21,355	00:50:22,689	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
940	00:50:27,819	00:50:32,491	Okay, I'm going to sing. And you're just gonna back me up.	Okay, I'm going to sing. And you're just gonna back me up.
941	00:50:32,574	00:50:33,784	All right?	All right?
942	00:50:33,867	00:50:34,868	Trust me.	Trust me.
943	00:50:34,952	00:50:38,038	When I start singing, nobody's gonna even notice you.	When I start singing, nobody's gonna even notice you.
944	00:50:45,629	00:50:46,630	(PLAYS FLUTE)	(PLAYS FLUTE)
945	00:50:48,966	00:50:50,133	(PLAYING CHEERFUL TUNE)	(PLAYING CHEERFUL TUNE)
946	00:50:54,555	00:50:58,100	(SINGING) Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens	(SINGING) Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens
947	00:50:58,183	00:51:00,185	This is awesome.	This is awesome.
948	00:51:00,269	00:51:04,147	Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens	Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
949	00:51:04,231	00:51:07,442	Brown paper packages Tied up with strings	Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
950	00:51:07,526	00:51:09,126	- (LAUGHTER) - MAN: I'll pay you to stop.	- (LAUGHTER) - MAN: I'll pay you to stop.
951	00:51:09,152	00:51:12,197	These are a few of my favorite things	These are a few of my favorite things
952	00:51:12,823	00:51:16,201	Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels	Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels
953	00:51:16,285	00:51:19,830	Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles	Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles
954	00:51:19,913	00:51:23,876	Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings	Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings
955	00:51:23,959	00:51:27,546	- (STRUMMING) - These are a few of my favorite things	- (STRUMMING) - These are a few of my favorite things
956	00:51:28,463	00:51:31,800	Girls in white dresses With blue satin sashes	Girls in white dresses With blue satin sashes
957	00:51:31,884	00:51:35,470	Snowflakes that stay On my nose and eyelashes	Snowflakes that stay On my nose and eyelashes
958	00:51:35,554	00:51:39,183	Silver white winters That melt into springs	Silver white winters That melt into springs
959	00:51:39,266	00:51:42,978	These are a few of my favorite things	These are a few of my favorite things
960	00:51:43,353	00:51:44,897	When the dog bites	When the dog bites
961	00:51:44,980	00:51:46,565	When the bee stings	When the bee stings
962	00:51:46,648	00:51:49,109	When I'm feeling sad	When I'm feeling sad
963	00:51:49,193	00:51:50,194	Oh.	Oh.
964	00:51:50,277	00:51:53,906	ALL: (SINGING) I simply remember my favorite things	ALL: (SINGING) I simply remember my favorite things
965	00:51:53,989	00:51:59,620	And then I don't feel so bad	And then I don't feel so bad
966	00:51:59,703	00:52:00,954	- (GASPS) - ELEANOR: Oh.	- (GASPS) - ELEANOR: Oh.
967	00:52:01,038	00:52:02,039	(LAUGHTER)	(LAUGHTER)
968	00:52:02,956	00:52:04,208	WOMAN: Oh, that's not nice.	WOMAN: Oh, that's not nice.
969	00:52:04,291	00:52:05,626	WOMAN 2: That was a bit mean.	WOMAN 2: That was a bit mean.
970	00:52:07,419	00:52:10,589	(SINGING) Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens	(SINGING) Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens
971	00:52:10,672	00:52:14,218	ALL: (SINGING) Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens	ALL: (SINGING) Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
972	00:52:14,301	00:52:17,638	Brown paper packages Tied up with strings	Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
973	00:52:17,721	00:52:21,016	These are a few of my favorite things	These are a few of my favorite things
974	00:52:21,099	00:52:24,228	Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels	Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels
975	00:52:24,311	00:52:27,356	Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles	Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles
976	00:52:27,439	00:52:30,776	Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings	Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings
977	00:52:30,859	00:52:34,196	These are a few of my favorite things	These are a few of my favorite things
978	00:52:34,279	00:52:36,073	When the dog bites	When the dog bites
979	00:52:36,156	00:52:37,783	When the bee stings	When the bee stings
980	00:52:37,866	00:52:40,369	When I'm feeling sad	When I'm feeling sad
981	00:52:40,452	00:52:44,289	I simply remember my favorite things	I simply remember my favorite things
982	00:52:44,373	00:52:50,128	And then I don't feel so bad	And then I don't feel so bad
983	00:52:50,212	00:52:51,255	(CROWD CHEERING)	(CROWD CHEERING)
984	00:52:51,338	00:52:52,381	ELEANOR: Thank you!	ELEANOR: Thank you!
985	00:52:52,464	00:52:54,716	I know. We were very good.	I know. We were very good.
986	00:52:54,800	00:52:56,176	MIA: Mom!	MIA: Mom!
987	00:52:56,760	00:52:57,886	Ooh, treasures.	Ooh, treasures.
988	00:52:57,970	00:52:59,012	MIA: Mom!	MIA: Mom!
989	00:52:59,096	00:53:00,097	(BOTH LAUGH)	(BOTH LAUGH)
990	00:53:00,639	00:53:02,683	Mom, you look amazing.	Mom, you look amazing.
991	00:53:03,225	00:53:04,393	Like a princess.	Like a princess.
992	00:53:04,893	00:53:06,186	Did you see Jane singing?	Did you see Jane singing?
993	00:53:06,270	00:53:07,604	I think Eleanor fixed me.	I think Eleanor fixed me.
994	00:53:07,688	00:53:10,732	I got hit in the face with a snowball, and we sounded kind of terrible...	I got hit in the face with a snowball, and we sounded kind of terrible...
995	00:53:11,942	00:53:13,110	But I didn't barf.	But I didn't barf.
996	00:53:13,193	00:53:14,862	And we got $6.	And we got $6.
997	00:53:15,445	00:53:17,197	And a chicken nugget.	And a chicken nugget.
998	00:53:17,281	00:53:19,366	Well, I'm so glad that you had fun.	Well, I'm so glad that you had fun.
999	00:53:19,449	00:53:21,493	Should we get home? I've got ice cream.	Should we get home? I've got ice cream.
1000	00:53:23,328	00:53:26,999	Mom, look, can we get it, please? I love it so much! Please.	Mom, look, can we get it, please? I love it so much! Please.
1001	00:53:27,082	00:53:29,126	- You were wonderful. - MIA: Please? Please...	- You were wonderful. - MIA: Please? Please...
1002	00:53:31,086	00:53:33,255	Please? Please, please?	Please? Please, please?
1003	00:53:33,338	00:53:35,841	- Please? - ELEANOR: Oh, please, please?	- Please? - ELEANOR: Oh, please, please?
1004	00:53:36,508	00:53:39,094	MACKENZIE: Gary, a little higher on the left.	MACKENZIE: Gary, a little higher on the left.
1005	00:53:39,178	00:53:40,512	(CHITTERS)	(CHITTERS)
1006	00:53:40,596	00:53:42,598	Gary? (SIGHS)	Gary? (SIGHS)
1007	00:53:43,015	00:53:44,766	- Gary, that's your right paw. - (CHITTERS)	- Gary, that's your right paw. - (CHITTERS)
1008	00:53:45,309	00:53:47,686	Are raccoons usually this dismissive?	Are raccoons usually this dismissive?
1009	00:53:48,312	00:53:50,522	City creatures certainly have more attitude	City creatures certainly have more attitude
1010	00:53:50,606	00:53:52,441	than those from the woodland realm.	than those from the woodland realm.
1011	00:53:52,524	00:53:54,776	Would you prefer I conjure a badger instead?	Would you prefer I conjure a badger instead?
1012	00:53:54,860	00:53:57,338	- They tend to be more biddable creatures. - (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)	- They tend to be more biddable creatures. - (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
1013	00:53:57,362	00:53:58,363	(CHITTERS)	(CHITTERS)
1014	00:53:58,447	00:54:00,407	GIRL: Look! Hey, hey, on top!	GIRL: Look! Hey, hey, on top!
1015	00:54:00,490	00:54:02,534	Uh, I think I'll talk to him first.	Uh, I think I'll talk to him first.
1016	00:54:02,618	00:54:04,244	GIRL 2: Is he hanging up the lights?	GIRL 2: Is he hanging up the lights?
1017	00:54:04,328	00:54:06,788	ELEANOR: Gary? Did you hear me say, "Do what you like"?	ELEANOR: Gary? Did you hear me say, "Do what you like"?
1018	00:54:06,997	00:54:09,082	MACKENZIE: Excuse me, can you listen to me?	MACKENZIE: Excuse me, can you listen to me?
1019	00:54:09,166	00:54:11,644	GIRL 2: Is that lady talking to him? ELEANOR: Don't embarrass me.	GIRL 2: Is that lady talking to him? ELEANOR: Don't embarrass me.
1020	00:54:11,668	00:54:13,962	Can you just hook that one over the window?	Can you just hook that one over the window?
1021	00:54:14,046	00:54:16,423	Gary, did I say to put the lights in your mouth?	Gary, did I say to put the lights in your mouth?
1022	00:54:16,507	00:54:17,508	(LAUGHTER)	(LAUGHTER)
1023	00:54:17,591	00:54:18,842	No! No, over the...	No! No, over the...
1024	00:54:18,926	00:54:19,986	- (THUD) - CHILDREN: Oh! Ouch!	- (THUD) - CHILDREN: Oh! Ouch!
1025	00:54:20,010	00:54:23,972	ELEANOR: Fine. Put the lights in your mouth and see what happens. (SCOFFS)	ELEANOR: Fine. Put the lights in your mouth and see what happens. (SCOFFS)
1026	00:54:25,057	00:54:27,643	I can't believe we're discussing the work ethic of a raccoon.	I can't believe we're discussing the work ethic of a raccoon.
1027	00:54:27,726	00:54:29,561	I don't know what's happening to me.	I don't know what's happening to me.
1028	00:54:29,645	00:54:32,564	Aw, you're starting to believe in magic, aren't you?	Aw, you're starting to believe in magic, aren't you?
1029	00:54:33,190	00:54:34,900	That ship has sailed.	That ship has sailed.
1030	00:54:38,195	00:54:39,905	Mia told me what happened.	Mia told me what happened.
1031	00:54:40,948	00:54:43,659	I know your prince didn't leave to teach pirates.	I know your prince didn't leave to teach pirates.
1032	00:54:45,285	00:54:46,578	I know he died.	I know he died.
1033	00:54:51,250	00:54:53,126	I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.	I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.
1034	00:54:57,464	00:55:02,427	Yeah, well, now you see why I might have a problem with fairy tales.	Yeah, well, now you see why I might have a problem with fairy tales.
1035	00:55:02,511	00:55:05,013	- (ALL LAUGHING & SINGING INDISTINCTLY) - (PIG GRUNTING)	- (ALL LAUGHING & SINGING INDISTINCTLY) - (PIG GRUNTING)
1036	00:55:10,394	00:55:11,395	(KNOCKING)	(KNOCKING)
1037	00:55:11,478	00:55:12,563	Guys, come out!	Guys, come out!
1038	00:55:13,772	00:55:15,357	Oh, let's go!	Oh, let's go!
1039	00:55:18,527	00:55:20,153	(GASPS) Ah!	(GASPS) Ah!
1040	00:55:20,737	00:55:22,072	I love you and your kids,	I love you and your kids,
1041	00:55:22,155	00:55:24,783	but if I have to untangle these lights, I'm gonna lose my mind.	but if I have to untangle these lights, I'm gonna lose my mind.
1042	00:55:24,867	00:55:26,785	(SCOFFS) You're losing your mind?	(SCOFFS) You're losing your mind?
1043	00:55:26,869	00:55:28,871	I just watched a raccoon hang these lights.	I just watched a raccoon hang these lights.
1044	00:55:28,954	00:55:30,914	Do you guys remember that time that Dad went...	Do you guys remember that time that Dad went...
1045	00:55:31,957	00:55:32,958	ELEANOR: What?	ELEANOR: What?
1046	00:55:33,041	00:55:34,793	Oh, I would love to hear.	Oh, I would love to hear.
1047	00:55:35,544	00:55:38,714	The time that Dad set fire to the Christmas tree with candles	The time that Dad set fire to the Christmas tree with candles
1048	00:55:38,797	00:55:40,340	and the fire department came out.	and the fire department came out.
1049	00:55:41,008	00:55:42,843	So embarrassing.	So embarrassing.
1050	00:55:43,302	00:55:45,554	- I don't remember that. - JANE: You were too little.	- I don't remember that. - JANE: You were too little.
1051	00:55:46,597	00:55:48,056	Okay, are we ready?	Okay, are we ready?
1052	00:55:49,099	00:55:50,309	(CLEARS THROAT)	(CLEARS THROAT)
1053	00:55:51,351	00:55:52,352	Blow.	Blow.
1054	00:55:57,024	00:55:58,358	(ALL GASP)	(ALL GASP)
1055	00:55:59,359	00:56:01,111	Oh, did you...	Oh, did you...
1056	00:56:01,695	00:56:02,821	MACKENZIE: Oh, wow!	MACKENZIE: Oh, wow!
1057	00:56:08,744	00:56:10,078	Wow!	Wow!
1058	00:56:12,664	00:56:14,458	- MIA: (GIGGLES) Yay! - Oh.	- MIA: (GIGGLES) Yay! - Oh.
1059	00:56:16,752	00:56:18,170	- PAULA: Wow. - (GARY CHITTERING)	- PAULA: Wow. - (GARY CHITTERING)
1060	00:56:28,222	00:56:29,681	(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)	(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1061	00:56:30,265	00:56:32,684	- (DOG BARKING) - (GARY CHITTERING)	- (DOG BARKING) - (GARY CHITTERING)
1062	00:56:32,768	00:56:34,561	ELEANOR: (SCREAMING) Gary!	ELEANOR: (SCREAMING) Gary!
1063	00:56:36,480	00:56:39,816	Rolling blackouts continue to hit Boston tonight	Rolling blackouts continue to hit Boston tonight
1064	00:56:39,900	00:56:43,779	after a power grid was sabotaged in the Charlestown neighborhood.	after a power grid was sabotaged in the Charlestown neighborhood.
1065	00:56:43,862	00:56:47,074	Local children provided police with a description	Local children provided police with a description
1066	00:56:47,157	00:56:50,244	of the individuals believed to be responsible and...	of the individuals believed to be responsible and...
1067	00:56:51,119	00:56:55,207	I am getting word now that we have a sketch of the perpetrators.	I am getting word now that we have a sketch of the perpetrators.
1068	00:57:04,758	00:57:09,346	Anyone with additional information is obviously encouraged (HESITATES)	Anyone with additional information is obviously encouraged (HESITATES)
1069	00:57:09,429	00:57:12,850	to phone our Channel 8 tip line.	to phone our Channel 8 tip line.
1070	00:57:13,475	00:57:15,978	(GASPS) Look how magical it is!	(GASPS) Look how magical it is!
1071	00:57:16,061	00:57:18,105	Eleanor, did you put a spell on Mom?	Eleanor, did you put a spell on Mom?
1072	00:57:18,188	00:57:21,024	Hey! Just 'cause I'm in a good mood?	Hey! Just 'cause I'm in a good mood?
1073	00:57:21,108	00:57:23,235	What time you wanna get picked up today, Janie?	What time you wanna get picked up today, Janie?
1074	00:57:23,318	00:57:24,736	3:45 for Aunt Paula?	3:45 for Aunt Paula?
1075	00:57:24,820	00:57:28,156	Actually, I need to stay late for show choir.	Actually, I need to stay late for show choir.
1076	00:57:28,240	00:57:30,117	I've decided I'm gonna sing the solo.	I've decided I'm gonna sing the solo.
1077	00:57:30,200	00:57:32,870	I know what you're gonna say, but I think I can do it.	I know what you're gonna say, but I think I can do it.
1078	00:57:32,953	00:57:34,204	Well, of course you can.	Well, of course you can.
1079	00:57:34,955	00:57:36,331	You don't think I can do it.	You don't think I can do it.
1080	00:57:36,415	00:57:38,876	I love you. I just know what happened last time.	I love you. I just know what happened last time.
1081	00:57:38,959	00:57:41,670	- And the time before. - I'm doing this.	- And the time before. - I'm doing this.
1082	00:57:42,254	00:57:44,089	Should be a fun ride to school.	Should be a fun ride to school.
1083	00:57:44,173	00:57:45,674	PAULA: Okay. Come on. Chop, chop.	PAULA: Okay. Come on. Chop, chop.
1084	00:57:46,008	00:57:48,177	Really? Show choir?	Really? Show choir?
1085	00:57:48,468	00:57:50,470	How are you not moving your mouth?	How are you not moving your mouth?
1086	00:57:50,554	00:57:51,889	I'm gonna kill you.	I'm gonna kill you.
1087	00:57:51,972	00:57:53,223	- (CAR STARTS) - ELEANOR: Hmm?	- (CAR STARTS) - ELEANOR: Hmm?
1088	00:57:53,307	00:57:54,600	Have fun!	Have fun!
1089	00:57:54,683	00:57:55,934	ELEANOR: (MUFFLED) Have fun!	ELEANOR: (MUFFLED) Have fun!
1090	00:57:56,560	00:57:59,855	ELEANOR: Maybe we just brush out your hair before you see Hugh Prince.	ELEANOR: Maybe we just brush out your hair before you see Hugh Prince.
1091	00:57:59,938	00:58:00,981	Stop it!	Stop it!
1092	00:58:01,064	00:58:02,733	He's very handsome, and he's charming,	He's very handsome, and he's charming,
1093	00:58:02,816	00:58:04,985	- and I just want you to look your best. - (SHUSHES)	- and I just want you to look your best. - (SHUSHES)
1094	00:58:05,068	00:58:06,236	Oh!	Oh!
1095	00:58:06,320	00:58:08,238	- Oh, there you are. - Hi!	- Oh, there you are. - Hi!
1096	00:58:08,322	00:58:10,741	Got your go-bag. We got our assignment.	Got your go-bag. We got our assignment.
1097	00:58:10,824	00:58:12,367	Oh, give you one guess.	Oh, give you one guess.
1098	00:58:12,451	00:58:14,286	Exclusive access to the NATO Summit?	Exclusive access to the NATO Summit?
1099	00:58:14,369	00:58:16,663	BOTH: Nope! Storm Watch!	BOTH: Nope! Storm Watch!
1100	00:58:16,747	00:58:17,748	(VAN HONKS)	(VAN HONKS)
1101	00:58:18,624	00:58:19,625	(MACKENZIE GROANS)	(MACKENZIE GROANS)
1102	00:58:20,834	00:58:26,507	Oh, it's a carriage and a warrior? Is it friendly? What are its powers?	Oh, it's a carriage and a warrior? Is it friendly? What are its powers?
1103	00:58:26,590	00:58:27,841	Eh...	Eh...
1104	00:58:27,966	00:58:30,469	Four-wheel drive and studded snow tires.	Four-wheel drive and studded snow tires.
1105	00:58:33,305	00:58:34,932	(MACKENZIE AND ELEANOR GRUNTING)	(MACKENZIE AND ELEANOR GRUNTING)
1106	00:58:36,517	00:58:39,770	CHOIR: (SINGING) The hills are alive	CHOIR: (SINGING) The hills are alive
1107	00:58:39,853	00:58:43,815	With the sound of music	With the sound of music
1108	00:58:43,899	00:58:46,151	(ELEANOR VOCALIZING)	(ELEANOR VOCALIZING)
1109	00:58:53,700	00:58:54,868	(GIGGLES)	(GIGGLES)
1110	00:58:55,702	00:58:58,622	How does Storm Watch work exactly?	How does Storm Watch work exactly?
1111	00:58:58,705	00:59:01,667	You see how delightful this is? Everyone's happy and having fun?	You see how delightful this is? Everyone's happy and having fun?
1112	00:59:01,750	00:59:03,669	Oh, it's perfect. So idyllic.	Oh, it's perfect. So idyllic.
1113	00:59:03,752	00:59:05,838	Well, we're gonna avoid showing that at all costs.	Well, we're gonna avoid showing that at all costs.
1114	00:59:06,338	00:59:09,842	Grant wants us to focus on traffic chaos and runaway snowplows.	Grant wants us to focus on traffic chaos and runaway snowplows.
1115	00:59:09,925	00:59:12,970	Or people fighting to the death over canned food.	Or people fighting to the death over canned food.
1116	00:59:13,053	00:59:17,307	Mack won a bottle of champagne last year for coming up with "Snow way, José,"	Mack won a bottle of champagne last year for coming up with "Snow way, José,"
1117	00:59:17,391	00:59:20,644	when the local Mexican restaurant flooded from frozen pipes.	when the local Mexican restaurant flooded from frozen pipes.
1118	00:59:20,727	00:59:24,314	Most of our job is coming up with puns like, "Snow laughing matter,"	Most of our job is coming up with puns like, "Snow laughing matter,"
1119	00:59:24,398	00:59:26,108	or, "Snow end to the misery in sight."	or, "Snow end to the misery in sight."
1120	00:59:26,191	00:59:28,485	"Snow way out." "No business like snow business."	"Snow way out." "No business like snow business."
1121	00:59:28,569	00:59:32,239	Unfortunately, there's no, "Avalanche on Main Street,"	Unfortunately, there's no, "Avalanche on Main Street,"
1122	00:59:32,322	00:59:35,993	or, "Death by snowball," so I guess we'll go with the old tried and true,	or, "Death by snowball," so I guess we'll go with the old tried and true,
1123	00:59:36,076	00:59:37,828	"Kids sledding on a hill" shot.	"Kids sledding on a hill" shot.
1124	00:59:37,911	00:59:41,415	(CLAPPING) Ooh! Let's snow! That means, "Let's go."	(CLAPPING) Ooh! Let's snow! That means, "Let's go."
1125	00:59:41,498	00:59:44,376	That was it. You got it, Eleanor! Do you wanna give me a hand?	That was it. You got it, Eleanor! Do you wanna give me a hand?
1126	00:59:44,459	00:59:46,086	Oh, no, thank you.	Oh, no, thank you.
1127	00:59:48,338	00:59:51,550	- (CLOCK CHIMING) - AGNES: Kid? Ya there? Whoo!	- (CLOCK CHIMING) - AGNES: Kid? Ya there? Whoo!
1128	00:59:52,092	00:59:54,428	Are they keeping you in a dungeon?	Are they keeping you in a dungeon?
1129	00:59:54,511	00:59:56,680	No more fooling around.	No more fooling around.
1130	00:59:57,014	01:00:00,100	Moira is about to cough up her cocoa back here.	Moira is about to cough up her cocoa back here.
1131	01:00:00,475	01:00:03,854	She's closing the portals in two days' time.	She's closing the portals in two days' time.
1132	01:00:04,605	01:00:06,440	(KIDS CHEERING)	(KIDS CHEERING)
1133	01:00:10,235	01:00:11,653	Is here okay?	Is here okay?
1134	01:00:12,029	01:00:13,631	- What do you think? - MACKENZIE: Oh, uh...	- What do you think? - MACKENZIE: Oh, uh...
1135	01:00:13,655	01:00:16,658	Can he back up a little? I'd love him to be closer to the action.	Can he back up a little? I'd love him to be closer to the action.
1136	01:00:16,742	01:00:19,494	It looks so fun! Can we do it, too?	It looks so fun! Can we do it, too?
1137	01:00:19,578	01:00:21,580	Uh, I can't. I'm setting up for a live shot.	Uh, I can't. I'm setting up for a live shot.
1138	01:00:21,663	01:00:23,123	- HUGH: This? - Yeah. That's perfect.	- HUGH: This? - Yeah. That's perfect.
1139	01:00:23,207	01:00:24,374	- HUGH: All right. - Yes.	- HUGH: All right. - Yes.
1140	01:00:25,000	01:00:27,753	You know what? Actually, there's a flying saucer in the trunk.	You know what? Actually, there's a flying saucer in the trunk.
1141	01:00:27,836	01:00:29,505	- Go have some fun. - (GIGGLES)	- Go have some fun. - (GIGGLES)
1142	01:00:29,588	01:00:31,131	MACKENZIE: Okay, we're set here.	MACKENZIE: Okay, we're set here.
1143	01:00:48,440	01:00:51,318	And we're live in three, two...	And we're live in three, two...
1144	01:00:52,319	01:00:56,406	Good evening, everyone. I'm Hugh Prince reporting from the town of Marblehead.	Good evening, everyone. I'm Hugh Prince reporting from the town of Marblehead.
1145	01:00:56,490	01:01:01,787	Now the blizzard means a flurry of activity, and fun knows snow bounds.	Now the blizzard means a flurry of activity, and fun knows snow bounds.
1146	01:01:08,460	01:01:09,461	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
1147	01:01:09,545	01:01:11,755	No, no, no, no. No.	No, no, no, no. No.
1148	01:01:11,839	01:01:12,840	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
1149	01:01:17,636	01:01:19,471	The forecast calls for a foot of snow tonight.	The forecast calls for a foot of snow tonight.
1150	01:01:19,555	01:01:20,931	- Out of the way! - But something	- Out of the way! - But something
1151	01:01:21,014	01:01:23,892	tells me the children of Marblehead won't be chilling out.	tells me the children of Marblehead won't be chilling out.
1152	01:01:23,976	01:01:26,812	They'll be laughing their sleds off! Ahh!	They'll be laughing their sleds off! Ahh!
1153	01:01:26,895	01:01:29,481	(ELEANOR CONTINUES SCREAMING)	(ELEANOR CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1154	01:01:32,818	01:01:34,820	(REWINDING)	(REWINDING)
1155	01:01:34,903	01:01:37,155	They'll be laughing their sleds off! Ahh!	They'll be laughing their sleds off! Ahh!
1156	01:01:37,239	01:01:39,533	DUFF: This is why I never stop rolling.	DUFF: This is why I never stop rolling.
1157	01:01:41,159	01:01:45,581	- (ELEANOR AND MACKENZIE EXCLAIM) - That's a money shot right there.	- (ELEANOR AND MACKENZIE EXCLAIM) - That's a money shot right there.
1158	01:01:46,790	01:01:50,085	I'm so sorry, Mackenzie. I really messed up.	I'm so sorry, Mackenzie. I really messed up.
1159	01:01:50,169	01:01:52,004	I really am very sorry.	I really am very sorry.
1160	01:01:52,087	01:01:54,464	Yeah, no, I'll tell her.	Yeah, no, I'll tell her.
1161	01:01:55,841	01:01:57,759	Yeah, yeah. All right. All right.	Yeah, yeah. All right. All right.
1162	01:02:00,762	01:02:02,723	Yeah, well, what you gonna do?	Yeah, well, what you gonna do?
1163	01:02:02,806	01:02:05,642	Okay. Thanks. Talk to you tomorrow.	Okay. Thanks. Talk to you tomorrow.
1164	01:02:06,435	01:02:08,020	Are we fired?	Are we fired?
1165	01:02:09,646	01:02:13,233	The station's website already has 200,000 hits.	The station's website already has 200,000 hits.
1166	01:02:13,692	01:02:17,863	Grant says we're viral like his aunt's chicken pox. But he's thrilled.	Grant says we're viral like his aunt's chicken pox. But he's thrilled.
1167	01:02:23,076	01:02:24,661	We should celebrate!	We should celebrate!
1168	01:02:28,790	01:02:29,791	DUFF: Wow.	DUFF: Wow.
1169	01:02:29,875	01:02:31,543	That's one way.	That's one way.
1170	01:02:32,085	01:02:34,213	I'll go get us more of this elixir.	I'll go get us more of this elixir.
1171	01:02:35,839	01:02:38,217	- What is it called again? - Lite beer.	- What is it called again? - Lite beer.
1172	01:02:38,300	01:02:39,301	Lite beer.	Lite beer.
1173	01:02:39,384	01:02:41,136	"LOL when the redhead wipes out."	"LOL when the redhead wipes out."
1174	01:02:41,220	01:02:44,014	"I hate that doofus reporter, but loved it when he got slammed."	"I hate that doofus reporter, but loved it when he got slammed."
1175	01:02:44,097	01:02:46,558	"Great seeing those Channel 8 idiots get totaled."	"Great seeing those Channel 8 idiots get totaled."
1176	01:02:46,642	01:02:49,436	Our clip has 400,000 hits and climbing.	Our clip has 400,000 hits and climbing.
1177	01:02:49,520	01:02:50,521	Ouch!	Ouch!
1178	01:02:50,604	01:02:52,898	Well, here's to going viral together.	Well, here's to going viral together.
1179	01:02:54,900	01:02:57,069	For somebody who takes himself so seriously,	For somebody who takes himself so seriously,
1180	01:02:57,152	01:02:59,404	you don't seem that upset about going viral.	you don't seem that upset about going viral.
1181	01:02:59,488	01:03:03,659	I knew it. You think I'm boring and earnest, don't you?	I knew it. You think I'm boring and earnest, don't you?
1182	01:03:03,742	01:03:06,203	No, of course not, Samuel Adams.	No, of course not, Samuel Adams.
1183	01:03:06,286	01:03:07,287	- (SCOFFS) - (CHUCKLES)	- (SCOFFS) - (CHUCKLES)
1184	01:03:10,541	01:03:12,417	Okay, that... This is a game, too.	Okay, that... This is a game, too.
1185	01:03:12,793	01:03:13,877	Ooh.	Ooh.
1186	01:03:13,961	01:03:15,254	Good. Okay, that's cool.	Good. Okay, that's cool.
1187	01:03:16,088	01:03:17,673	This is a very big wand.	This is a very big wand.
1188	01:03:18,423	01:03:19,883	Pool cue. It's a pool cue.	Pool cue. It's a pool cue.
1189	01:03:20,843	01:03:23,220	That's what that is. I get it. I see the mix-up.	That's what that is. I get it. I see the mix-up.
1190	01:03:24,179	01:03:25,180	(SNIFFS) Mmm.	(SNIFFS) Mmm.
1191	01:03:27,057	01:03:29,184	Ooh, what is this perfect potion?	Ooh, what is this perfect potion?
1192	01:03:29,268	01:03:32,229	That's called a lemon drop. And that is mine.	That's called a lemon drop. And that is mine.
1193	01:03:33,480	01:03:34,731	Was mine.	Was mine.
1194	01:03:36,400	01:03:38,235	It really drops down.	It really drops down.
1195	01:03:39,611	01:03:41,029	DUFF: Yeah. Okay.	DUFF: Yeah. Okay.
1196	01:03:41,113	01:03:42,364	Did I win?	Did I win?
1197	01:03:43,323	01:03:44,366	We're gettin' there.	We're gettin' there.
1198	01:03:45,617	01:03:46,618	(GASPS) Oh!	(GASPS) Oh!
1199	01:03:47,327	01:03:50,247	Excuse me. Oh, no one's there. (CHUCKLES)	Excuse me. Oh, no one's there. (CHUCKLES)
1200	01:03:51,456	01:03:54,001	I never pictured you as a divorced guy.	I never pictured you as a divorced guy.
1201	01:03:54,084	01:03:57,462	I know, it's impossible to think that anyone would let all of this get away,	I know, it's impossible to think that anyone would let all of this get away,
1202	01:03:57,546	01:03:59,089	but it happened.	but it happened.
1203	01:03:59,173	01:04:01,925	That's actually how I got into the whole re-enactment stuff.	That's actually how I got into the whole re-enactment stuff.
1204	01:04:02,009	01:04:04,261	My son, he loves it, and we do it on our weekends.	My son, he loves it, and we do it on our weekends.
1205	01:04:04,386	01:04:07,890	Oh. Now I feel terrible. I didn't mean to call you a weirdo.	Oh. Now I feel terrible. I didn't mean to call you a weirdo.
1206	01:04:07,973	01:04:08,974	It's fine.	It's fine.
1207	01:04:09,057	01:04:11,643	You know, one of the reasons I wanted to come to Channel 8	You know, one of the reasons I wanted to come to Channel 8
1208	01:04:11,727	01:04:13,687	was 'cause I used to hear about this hotshot	was 'cause I used to hear about this hotshot
1209	01:04:13,770	01:04:16,398	that was getting her stories picked up to the national level.	that was getting her stories picked up to the national level.
1210	01:04:16,481	01:04:18,942	I mean, I'm surprised you're not running the joint.	I mean, I'm surprised you're not running the joint.
1211	01:04:19,484	01:04:23,530	Actually, they did offer me the job, but it was too soon after...	Actually, they did offer me the job, but it was too soon after...
1212	01:04:24,239	01:04:26,867	Yeah, Duff told me about your husband. I'm...	Yeah, Duff told me about your husband. I'm...
1213	01:04:26,950	01:04:28,952	Right, so I needed to focus on my girls,	Right, so I needed to focus on my girls,
1214	01:04:29,036	01:04:31,997	and they gave the job to Grant, and here we are.	and they gave the job to Grant, and here we are.
1215	01:04:33,081	01:04:34,291	I'm sorry, Mack.	I'm sorry, Mack.
1216	01:04:34,666	01:04:36,752	I'm sorry, too. Grant is an abomination.	I'm sorry, too. Grant is an abomination.
1217	01:04:36,835	01:04:38,128	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
1218	01:04:39,505	01:04:42,007	What about you? What's it like being divorced?	What about you? What's it like being divorced?
1219	01:04:42,090	01:04:45,552	Oh, it's... What can I say? (HESITATES) It's lonely.	Oh, it's... What can I say? (HESITATES) It's lonely.
1220	01:04:45,636	01:04:47,596	Mmm, yeah, I get that.	Mmm, yeah, I get that.
1221	01:04:48,597	01:04:51,725	Sometimes, you just want somebody to, you know, come over and...	Sometimes, you just want somebody to, you know, come over and...
1222	01:04:53,227	01:04:54,645	Shovel the driveway.	Shovel the driveway.
1223	01:04:56,939	01:04:59,775	(CHUCKLES) To shoveling the driveway.	(CHUCKLES) To shoveling the driveway.
1224	01:04:59,858	01:05:01,568	Shoveling the driveway.	Shoveling the driveway.
1225	01:05:03,320	01:05:06,156	DUFF: Okay, I'll tell you what. We'll line up a shot for you.	DUFF: Okay, I'll tell you what. We'll line up a shot for you.
1226	01:05:06,240	01:05:07,241	You've got this.	You've got this.
1227	01:05:07,324	01:05:10,953	With your wand, the tip of it, you hit the white one, hit the red one	With your wand, the tip of it, you hit the white one, hit the red one
1228	01:05:11,036	01:05:13,372	to go right into this pocket. It's called a pocket.	to go right into this pocket. It's called a pocket.
1229	01:05:13,455	01:05:14,915	- Got it. - DUFF: Ready?	- Got it. - DUFF: Ready?
1230	01:05:14,998	01:05:16,333	White, red, pocket.	White, red, pocket.
1231	01:05:16,750	01:05:17,960	(GROANS)	(GROANS)
1232	01:05:18,043	01:05:19,044	Ooh.	Ooh.
1233	01:05:19,127	01:05:21,338	Mother of fudge! Are you okay?	Mother of fudge! Are you okay?
1234	01:05:21,713	01:05:24,758	DUFF: (GROANING) Did I win? I think I won.	DUFF: (GROANING) Did I win? I think I won.
1235	01:05:26,802	01:05:29,304	(ELEANOR CHANTING IN LATIN)	(ELEANOR CHANTING IN LATIN)
1236	01:05:32,015	01:05:33,559	Oh, wow!	Oh, wow!
1237	01:05:33,642	01:05:35,018	(IN ENGLISH) I know, right?	(IN ENGLISH) I know, right?
1238	01:05:35,394	01:05:38,146	It took me a whole month to learn that spell.	It took me a whole month to learn that spell.
1239	01:05:38,605	01:05:40,023	But it was worth it.	But it was worth it.
1240	01:05:44,444	01:05:46,572	- You might be right about Hugh. - Oh!	- You might be right about Hugh. - Oh!
1241	01:05:46,655	01:05:51,702	I'm not saying he's my prince, but he's kinda charming.	I'm not saying he's my prince, but he's kinda charming.
1242	01:05:51,785	01:05:54,830	- (GIGGLING) I knew it. He's handsome... - Eleanor.	- (GIGGLING) I knew it. He's handsome... - Eleanor.
1243	01:05:54,913	01:05:57,875	I know you wanna help, but...	I know you wanna help, but...
1244	01:05:59,001	01:06:01,879	I'm not quite sure I'm ready for another fairy tale.	I'm not quite sure I'm ready for another fairy tale.
1245	01:06:18,187	01:06:20,230	AGNES: Eleanor, on the other hand,	AGNES: Eleanor, on the other hand,
1246	01:06:20,314	01:06:23,233	had spent her life believing in fairy tales.	had spent her life believing in fairy tales.
1247	01:06:23,317	01:06:26,987	Little did she know, this one was about to come to an end.	Little did she know, this one was about to come to an end.
1248	01:06:27,070	01:06:29,198	- (OPERA MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDER) - (HUMMING)	- (OPERA MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDER) - (HUMMING)
1249	01:06:33,619	01:06:35,287	(PANTING) Oh!	(PANTING) Oh!
1250	01:06:39,291	01:06:40,459	(MUSIC STOPS)	(MUSIC STOPS)
1251	01:06:40,542	01:06:43,921	(PANTING) I'm not going to ask you where Eleanor is.	(PANTING) I'm not going to ask you where Eleanor is.
1252	01:06:44,421	01:06:46,131	Because I know you won't tell me.	Because I know you won't tell me.
1253	01:06:46,215	01:06:48,592	Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.	Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.
1254	01:06:48,675	01:06:49,885	That's what I just said!	That's what I just said!
1255	01:06:49,968	01:06:53,263	Good! I'm glad we're finally seeing eye to eye.	Good! I'm glad we're finally seeing eye to eye.
1256	01:06:53,347	01:06:55,641	Oh, Agnes, listen to me.	Oh, Agnes, listen to me.
1257	01:06:55,724	01:07:00,771	I don't know exactly what she's up to, but Eleanor is not going to save us.	I don't know exactly what she's up to, but Eleanor is not going to save us.
1258	01:07:00,854	01:07:02,356	No one can.	No one can.
1259	01:07:02,981	01:07:07,110	At midnight tomorrow, the Motherland will close its doors for good.	At midnight tomorrow, the Motherland will close its doors for good.
1260	01:07:07,194	01:07:10,739	- Oh, that's a real shame! - But that's not all.	- Oh, that's a real shame! - But that's not all.
1261	01:07:10,822	01:07:15,077	If Eleanor is not here, she will be stripped of her magic.	If Eleanor is not here, she will be stripped of her magic.
1262	01:07:15,160	01:07:17,287	- Disenchantment? - Yes!	- Disenchantment? - Yes!
1263	01:07:17,913	01:07:21,750	In all my years here, I have never lost a student.	In all my years here, I have never lost a student.
1264	01:07:21,834	01:07:24,419	And I am not about to lose one now!	And I am not about to lose one now!
1265	01:07:24,503	01:07:28,257	Even if I have to take drastic measures.	Even if I have to take drastic measures.
1266	01:07:28,340	01:07:29,550	So,	So,
1267	01:07:31,093	01:07:37,015	if someone who loves Eleanor happens to know where she is,	if someone who loves Eleanor happens to know where she is,
1268	01:07:37,099	01:07:42,187	now would be a good time to tell her to get her fairy tail back here!	now would be a good time to tell her to get her fairy tail back here!
1269	01:07:43,021	01:07:45,023	I'm gonna go make a call	I'm gonna go make a call
1270	01:07:45,107	01:07:48,110	that's not at all related to this conversation.	that's not at all related to this conversation.
1271	01:07:48,193	01:07:50,404	Ah. Hmm.	Ah. Hmm.
1272	01:07:50,529	01:07:52,948	GRANT: Are you kidding me? Oh, my God!	GRANT: Are you kidding me? Oh, my God!
1273	01:07:53,031	01:07:55,617	Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! Fourth place!	Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! Fourth place!
1274	01:07:55,701	01:07:57,262	- Hope to see you there. - (STAFF CHEERING)	- Hope to see you there. - (STAFF CHEERING)
1275	01:07:57,286	01:07:58,996	- We've reached the top... - See you later.	- We've reached the top... - See you later.
1276	01:07:59,079	01:08:01,790	- GRANT: Fourth place! - Mackenzie. Hi!	- GRANT: Fourth place! - Mackenzie. Hi!
1277	01:08:01,874	01:08:04,918	The other donut-eaters just told me the most amazing thing ever.	The other donut-eaters just told me the most amazing thing ever.
1278	01:08:05,002	01:08:06,920	- Brace yourself, because it's big. - Mmm-hmm.	- Brace yourself, because it's big. - Mmm-hmm.
1279	01:08:07,004	01:08:09,464	There's a holiday party tonight. (GASPS)	There's a holiday party tonight. (GASPS)
1280	01:08:09,548	01:08:12,676	I know all about the holiday party, and I'm not going. It's not my thing.	I know all about the holiday party, and I'm not going. It's not my thing.
1281	01:08:12,759	01:08:16,513	- What part? Parties? Christmas? Fun? - Mmm. Uh-huh.	- What part? Parties? Christmas? Fun? - Mmm. Uh-huh.
1282	01:08:16,597	01:08:19,433	Fine, stay home. After all, nine out of ten fairy tales begin with,	Fine, stay home. After all, nine out of ten fairy tales begin with,
1283	01:08:19,516	01:08:21,476	"Once upon a time, something amazing happened	"Once upon a time, something amazing happened
1284	01:08:21,560	01:08:23,937	"while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants."	"while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants."
1285	01:08:25,647	01:08:26,982	Think about it.	Think about it.
1286	01:08:27,065	01:08:28,942	(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)	(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)
1287	01:08:35,657	01:08:38,327	(SINGING OUT OF TUNE) Joy to the world	(SINGING OUT OF TUNE) Joy to the world
1288	01:08:38,410	01:08:40,871	Joy to the world	Joy to the world
1289	01:08:40,954	01:08:43,373	- (SNORTS) - PAULA: I know, buddy. My ears hurt too.	- (SNORTS) - PAULA: I know, buddy. My ears hurt too.
1290	01:08:45,250	01:08:47,377	- Oh, wow! - (ALL GASP)	- Oh, wow! - (ALL GASP)
1291	01:08:47,461	01:08:48,504	JANE: Pretty.	JANE: Pretty.
1292	01:08:49,838	01:08:53,383	You look so pretty. Eleanor, you did a great job.	You look so pretty. Eleanor, you did a great job.
1293	01:08:53,467	01:08:55,260	I didn't do that. That was all her.	I didn't do that. That was all her.
1294	01:08:55,344	01:08:59,056	Really? You can make yourself look like that without any magic?	Really? You can make yourself look like that without any magic?
1295	01:08:59,139	01:09:00,140	MACKENZIE: Mm-hmm.	MACKENZIE: Mm-hmm.
1296	01:09:00,224	01:09:03,310	Yes, because she's beautiful inside and out.	Yes, because she's beautiful inside and out.
1297	01:09:03,393	01:09:04,937	Aw, true.	Aw, true.
1298	01:09:05,187	01:09:07,981	And she's wearing the only thing that really matters.	And she's wearing the only thing that really matters.
1299	01:09:08,065	01:09:09,608	- Pushup bra? - Spanx?	- Pushup bra? - Spanx?
1300	01:09:09,691	01:09:10,859	(LAUGHING)	(LAUGHING)
1301	01:09:10,943	01:09:13,320	- A smile. - Uh, actually, all three.	- A smile. - Uh, actually, all three.
1302	01:09:13,946	01:09:15,239	(ALL CHUCKLE)	(ALL CHUCKLE)
1303	01:09:16,156	01:09:18,408	Are you feeling okay about tomorrow?	Are you feeling okay about tomorrow?
1304	01:09:18,492	01:09:21,078	- Yeah, I think so. - Okay. Good.	- Yeah, I think so. - Okay. Good.
1305	01:09:23,038	01:09:25,374	Look at us. We're both outside our comfort zone.	Look at us. We're both outside our comfort zone.
1306	01:09:25,999	01:09:27,185	- Yeah. Okay. - (CLOCK CHIMING)	- Yeah. Okay. - (CLOCK CHIMING)
1307	01:09:27,209	01:09:31,171	- What's that sound? - Oh, that's probably Agnes FaceTiming.	- What's that sound? - Oh, that's probably Agnes FaceTiming.
1308	01:09:31,255	01:09:32,840	I should grab that.	I should grab that.
1309	01:09:32,923	01:09:35,759	Disenchanted? Forever?	Disenchanted? Forever?
1310	01:09:35,843	01:09:38,136	I'm sorry, kid, but it's over.	I'm sorry, kid, but it's over.
1311	01:09:38,220	01:09:40,305	No, I won't give up.	No, I won't give up.
1312	01:09:40,681	01:09:43,475	They just need to see one happily ever after.	They just need to see one happily ever after.
1313	01:09:43,559	01:09:47,145	I can get her there. I know it. I just need to speed things up.	I can get her there. I know it. I just need to speed things up.
1314	01:09:47,229	01:09:51,275	Well, you better make it very speedy, 'cause if you don't get back in time,	Well, you better make it very speedy, 'cause if you don't get back in time,
1315	01:09:51,358	01:09:55,779	forget being a Fairy Godmother, you won't be a Fairy anything.	forget being a Fairy Godmother, you won't be a Fairy anything.
1316	01:09:55,863	01:09:59,741	At midnight tomorrow, they're closing the Motherland for good!	At midnight tomorrow, they're closing the Motherland for good!
1317	01:09:59,825	01:10:01,118	Oh, I need to go.	Oh, I need to go.
1318	01:10:01,660	01:10:03,245	(SCRATCHING)	(SCRATCHING)
1319	01:10:05,289	01:10:07,666	- (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) - Fourth place! Fourth place!	- (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) - Fourth place! Fourth place!
1320	01:10:07,749	01:10:10,878	Fourth place, baby! Fourth place!	Fourth place, baby! Fourth place!
1321	01:10:15,591	01:10:16,884	(MUSIC CONTINUES)	(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1322	01:10:25,559	01:10:27,186	BARB: It was a crazy night.	BARB: It was a crazy night.
1323	01:10:27,269	01:10:28,770	Oh, he took me home, and let me...	Oh, he took me home, and let me...
1324	01:10:28,854	01:10:31,231	DUFF: I was hoping this would go somewhere else.	DUFF: I was hoping this would go somewhere else.
1325	01:10:31,773	01:10:33,233	(INAUDIBLE)	(INAUDIBLE)
1326	01:10:34,151	01:10:37,654	DUFF: What a story. Typical Barb.	DUFF: What a story. Typical Barb.
1327	01:10:37,738	01:10:40,199	ELEANOR: A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.	ELEANOR: A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
1328	01:10:40,282	01:10:43,202	A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.	A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
1329	01:10:43,952	01:10:46,914	Yeah. A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.	Yeah. A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
1330	01:10:46,997	01:10:52,336	I was sweating so bad that my dress was basically see-through. You remember?	I was sweating so bad that my dress was basically see-through. You remember?
1331	01:10:52,419	01:10:55,631	And I had streaks of self-tanner just running down,	And I had streaks of self-tanner just running down,
1332	01:10:55,714	01:10:58,926	and I looked like a zebra in a wet T-shirt contest.	and I looked like a zebra in a wet T-shirt contest.
1333	01:11:00,302	01:11:02,721	That's why I don't wear white on the air anymore.	That's why I don't wear white on the air anymore.
1334	01:11:02,804	01:11:04,973	Well, I'm all out of war stories.	Well, I'm all out of war stories.
1335	01:11:05,849	01:11:07,351	How 'bout a dance?	How 'bout a dance?
1336	01:11:08,685	01:11:09,770	(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)	(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1337	01:11:43,720	01:11:46,098	(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)	(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1338	01:12:23,177	01:12:24,720	(POP SONG RESUMES PLAYING)	(POP SONG RESUMES PLAYING)
1339	01:12:24,803	01:12:25,971	(GRUNTS)	(GRUNTS)
1340	01:12:31,351	01:12:32,394	HUGH: Mack! Mack!	HUGH: Mack! Mack!
1341	01:12:37,107	01:12:38,650	(GROANS)	(GROANS)
1342	01:12:41,153	01:12:45,115	Mackenzie? Are you in there? Mackenzie?	Mackenzie? Are you in there? Mackenzie?
1343	01:12:45,199	01:12:46,491	MACKENZIE: Eleanor?	MACKENZIE: Eleanor?
1344	01:12:46,575	01:12:49,286	- What are you doing here? - Nothing.	- What are you doing here? - Nothing.
1345	01:12:49,369	01:12:54,333	Something really strange happened to me on the dance floor... Oh, of course.	Something really strange happened to me on the dance floor... Oh, of course.
1346	01:12:54,416	01:12:55,417	(MUTTERING)	(MUTTERING)
1347	01:12:55,501	01:12:58,045	You had something to do with this, didn't you?	You had something to do with this, didn't you?
1348	01:12:58,128	01:13:00,088	(SCREAMING) What the heck?	(SCREAMING) What the heck?
1349	01:13:02,007	01:13:04,343	Eleanor! Eleanor!	Eleanor! Eleanor!
1350	01:13:05,302	01:13:06,470	(MACKENZIE YELPS)	(MACKENZIE YELPS)
1351	01:13:09,306	01:13:10,307	Oh, wow!	Oh, wow!
1352	01:13:11,099	01:13:12,142	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
1353	01:13:13,018	01:13:14,770	Nice dress. Is it new?	Nice dress. Is it new?
1354	01:13:14,853	01:13:16,897	What have you done to me?	What have you done to me?
1355	01:13:16,980	01:13:20,651	- Don't be mad. I'm just trying to help. - Really? Like this?	- Don't be mad. I'm just trying to help. - Really? Like this?
1356	01:13:20,734	01:13:22,319	You look absolutely beautiful...	You look absolutely beautiful...
1357	01:13:24,780	01:13:29,326	- (LAUGHING) What happened to you? - Hi, Barb, I just... (HESITATES)	- (LAUGHING) What happened to you? - Hi, Barb, I just... (HESITATES)
1358	01:13:30,077	01:13:33,413	I ripped my dress, so I borrowed this from the wardrobe department.	I ripped my dress, so I borrowed this from the wardrobe department.
1359	01:13:33,497	01:13:35,332	- It's hilarious. - Yeah.	- It's hilarious. - Yeah.
1360	01:13:35,415	01:13:38,669	You know, my kid has a costume just like that at home. (SNICKERS)	You know, my kid has a costume just like that at home. (SNICKERS)
1361	01:13:39,962	01:13:41,129	Treat it as a costume.	Treat it as a costume.
1362	01:13:41,213	01:13:42,214	(MACKENZIE GROWLS)	(MACKENZIE GROWLS)
1363	01:13:42,297	01:13:45,133	Don't be mad. Don't be mad! Mackenzie!	Don't be mad. Don't be mad! Mackenzie!
1364	01:13:46,718	01:13:49,096	Mackenzie! Where are you going?	Mackenzie! Where are you going?
1365	01:13:49,179	01:13:52,641	Home. Before anybody else sees me.	Home. Before anybody else sees me.
1366	01:13:52,724	01:13:56,103	What? No! Look at you!	What? No! Look at you!
1367	01:13:56,186	01:13:57,604	You look like a princess.	You look like a princess.
1368	01:13:57,688	01:14:00,107	ELEANOR: (OVER SPEAKERS) And you're at a ball. Sort of.	ELEANOR: (OVER SPEAKERS) And you're at a ball. Sort of.
1369	01:14:00,190	01:14:02,317	And Duff and all the other peasants are here.	And Duff and all the other peasants are here.
1370	01:14:02,401	01:14:06,238	And you even waltzed with the most handsome of all the princes.	And you even waltzed with the most handsome of all the princes.
1371	01:14:06,321	01:14:09,283	- Hugh Prince! - Oh, I knew it was you.	- Hugh Prince! - Oh, I knew it was you.
1372	01:14:09,366	01:14:12,369	And you said it at the hotel. You think he's charming.	And you said it at the hotel. You think he's charming.
1373	01:14:12,452	01:14:13,996	And now he's noticing you.	And now he's noticing you.
1374	01:14:14,079	01:14:17,082	Isn't that what you wanted since you were ten years old?	Isn't that what you wanted since you were ten years old?
1375	01:14:17,165	01:14:22,004	So, why fight true love when you can just kiss and live happily ever after?	So, why fight true love when you can just kiss and live happily ever after?
1376	01:14:22,087	01:14:23,088	Because...	Because...
1377	01:14:26,383	01:14:27,384	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
1378	01:14:27,926	01:14:32,139	- (HESITATES) Happily ever after? - Yes!	- (HESITATES) Happily ever after? - Yes!
1379	01:14:32,556	01:14:34,766	You're her prince. Now, let's get this done.	You're her prince. Now, let's get this done.
1380	01:14:34,850	01:14:38,187	- No! Eleanor, this isn't what I want. - I... Why are you...	- No! Eleanor, this isn't what I want. - I... Why are you...
1381	01:14:38,854	01:14:41,064	Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're that...	Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're that...
1382	01:14:42,024	01:14:44,526	- You're flying saucer chick. - Yes. That's me.	- You're flying saucer chick. - Yes. That's me.
1383	01:14:44,610	01:14:45,611	Hey.	Hey.
1384	01:14:45,694	01:14:48,030	Oh, Mackenzie and Hugh said we were a big hit.	Oh, Mackenzie and Hugh said we were a big hit.
1385	01:14:48,530	01:14:49,865	Is that so?	Is that so?
1386	01:14:49,948	01:14:52,576	Oh, yes, they were so worried about getting fired.	Oh, yes, they were so worried about getting fired.
1387	01:14:52,659	01:14:56,538	But I guess all you need for job security is a viral video.	But I guess all you need for job security is a viral video.
1388	01:14:56,622	01:14:58,290	(ALL GASPING)	(ALL GASPING)
1389	01:14:58,957	01:15:02,169	- No, it's not like that. - That is not exactly what...	- No, it's not like that. - That is not exactly what...
1390	01:15:02,252	01:15:07,549	9:00 a.m., my office, tomorrow morning. We can talk about job security then. Mmm?	9:00 a.m., my office, tomorrow morning. We can talk about job security then. Mmm?
1391	01:15:16,183	01:15:20,812	Mackenzie! Mackenzie, I'm sorry. Please just talk to me.	Mackenzie! Mackenzie, I'm sorry. Please just talk to me.
1392	01:15:20,896	01:15:23,941	Why should I talk to you? You don't listen to anything I say.	Why should I talk to you? You don't listen to anything I say.
1393	01:15:24,024	01:15:25,776	- That's not true. - It is.	- That's not true. - It is.
1394	01:15:25,859	01:15:28,487	You came here and did exactly what you promised you wouldn't do.	You came here and did exactly what you promised you wouldn't do.
1395	01:15:28,570	01:15:31,114	And the worst part is, you didn't even need to.	And the worst part is, you didn't even need to.
1396	01:15:31,198	01:15:34,868	I was actually having fun tonight. I felt pretty.	I was actually having fun tonight. I felt pretty.
1397	01:15:34,952	01:15:36,495	But why isn't that enough for you?	But why isn't that enough for you?
1398	01:15:36,995	01:15:41,166	Why am I a failure unless I'm dressed like ginger Elvis?	Why am I a failure unless I'm dressed like ginger Elvis?
1399	01:15:41,250	01:15:44,628	- You're not a failure. - Then why are you here?	- You're not a failure. - Then why are you here?
1400	01:15:44,711	01:15:48,549	Because I don't wanna fail! They're closing down the Motherland.	Because I don't wanna fail! They're closing down the Motherland.
1401	01:15:49,007	01:15:51,885	So, you're my only chance at being a Fairy Godmother.	So, you're my only chance at being a Fairy Godmother.
1402	01:15:52,636	01:15:55,556	And if I don't get you to "happily ever after,"	And if I don't get you to "happily ever after,"
1403	01:15:55,639	01:15:59,852	then I'll have to spend the rest of my life as a Tooth Fairy.	then I'll have to spend the rest of my life as a Tooth Fairy.
1404	01:15:59,935	01:16:04,398	- (SCOFFS) This is all about you. - No! Of course not. I...	- (SCOFFS) This is all about you. - No! Of course not. I...
1405	01:16:05,649	01:16:07,150	Wait. Is it?	Wait. Is it?
1406	01:16:07,568	01:16:11,321	All this time, I thought you cared about wanting to make me happy.	All this time, I thought you cared about wanting to make me happy.
1407	01:16:11,405	01:16:12,823	You just want it for you.	You just want it for you.
1408	01:16:12,906	01:16:15,409	You don't care what I want, not if it gets in your way.	You don't care what I want, not if it gets in your way.
1409	01:16:16,285	01:16:18,537	I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.	I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.
1410	01:16:18,620	01:16:21,498	I'm sorry too, Eleanor, but you need to leave.	I'm sorry too, Eleanor, but you need to leave.
1411	01:16:29,715	01:16:30,716	Mackenzie!	Mackenzie!
1412	01:16:32,843	01:16:36,513	ELEANOR: She was right about everything. I'm not Fairy Godmother material.	ELEANOR: She was right about everything. I'm not Fairy Godmother material.
1413	01:16:36,597	01:16:40,350	And "happily ever afters," those are just for fairy tales.	And "happily ever afters," those are just for fairy tales.
1414	01:16:40,434	01:16:41,768	But you helped us.	But you helped us.
1415	01:16:43,770	01:16:46,607	- MIA: Don't go. - I'm sorry. It's over.	- MIA: Don't go. - I'm sorry. It's over.
1416	01:16:46,690	01:16:48,901	- She'll calm down. - But we need you.	- She'll calm down. - But we need you.
1417	01:16:49,318	01:16:50,402	I have to go.	I have to go.
1418	01:16:51,695	01:16:52,905	Goodbye, girls.	Goodbye, girls.
1419	01:17:05,501	01:17:06,627	Bye, Bingo.	Bye, Bingo.
1420	01:17:08,337	01:17:09,546	Bingo?	Bingo?
1421	01:17:12,216	01:17:13,717	Who's that pig?	Who's that pig?
1422	01:17:18,889	01:17:20,349	Now we have a pig and a dog.	Now we have a pig and a dog.
1423	01:17:23,393	01:17:25,938	Eleanor, where are you? (SHUDDERS)	Eleanor, where are you? (SHUDDERS)
1424	01:17:35,197	01:17:38,534	Gourds? Pumpkins? Carriages?	Gourds? Pumpkins? Carriages?
1425	01:17:38,617	01:17:40,160	Transport.	Transport.
1426	01:17:41,620	01:17:42,621	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
1427	01:17:52,798	01:17:53,799	(SIGHS)	(SIGHS)
1428	01:18:04,434	01:18:05,602	Hi.	Hi.
1429	01:18:05,686	01:18:08,230	- I need to tell you something. - I just wanna...	- I need to tell you something. - I just wanna...
1430	01:18:08,313	01:18:09,314	Yes.	Yes.
1431	01:18:09,523	01:18:12,276	I really wanted to apologize about last night.	I really wanted to apologize about last night.
1432	01:18:12,359	01:18:13,944	I'm just completely mortified.	I'm just completely mortified.
1433	01:18:14,027	01:18:18,448	I think I had too much punch or something, and things got a little wild.	I think I had too much punch or something, and things got a little wild.
1434	01:18:18,532	01:18:21,368	No, it's... I mean, yeah, I was surprised, but...	No, it's... I mean, yeah, I was surprised, but...
1435	01:18:22,578	01:18:23,787	But not in a bad way.	But not in a bad way.
1436	01:18:24,454	01:18:25,789	(BOTH CHUCKLE)	(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1437	01:18:26,915	01:18:31,044	Hey! You two! What are you doin'? Get in here!	Hey! You two! What are you doin'? Get in here!
1438	01:18:32,337	01:18:34,631	(GROANING) My tum-tum.	(GROANING) My tum-tum.
1439	01:18:35,382	01:18:39,261	I'm gonna be straight with you guys. I hit the eggnog way too hard last night.	I'm gonna be straight with you guys. I hit the eggnog way too hard last night.
1440	01:18:39,344	01:18:42,681	So, I'm gonna keep this quick. Did you fake the flying saucer story?	So, I'm gonna keep this quick. Did you fake the flying saucer story?
1441	01:18:43,182	01:18:45,559	- No! We would never fake a story. - Absolutely not.	- No! We would never fake a story. - Absolutely not.
1442	01:18:45,642	01:18:48,270	Really? Then how do you explain this?	Really? Then how do you explain this?
1443	01:18:49,938	01:18:50,939	Huh?	Huh?
1444	01:18:52,191	01:18:56,153	And why is flying saucer girl at the Bruins game?	And why is flying saucer girl at the Bruins game?
1445	01:18:56,695	01:19:00,449	'Cause she's my cousin, and she's visiting from Canada.	'Cause she's my cousin, and she's visiting from Canada.
1446	01:19:00,532	01:19:02,868	You seriously want me to believe that you and your cousin	You seriously want me to believe that you and your cousin
1447	01:19:02,951	01:19:05,412	had nothing to do with the fireballs?	had nothing to do with the fireballs?
1448	01:19:05,913	01:19:06,997	It was an accident.	It was an accident.
1449	01:19:07,080	01:19:09,791	Ah! So was the blackout too, I suppose.	Ah! So was the blackout too, I suppose.
1450	01:19:10,209	01:19:11,418	That's her, isn't it?	That's her, isn't it?
1451	01:19:12,252	01:19:15,672	We had three big news stories this week,	We had three big news stories this week,
1452	01:19:15,756	01:19:19,968	and your cousin was there for every single one of them. Yes or no?	and your cousin was there for every single one of them. Yes or no?
1453	01:19:20,052	01:19:21,720	Mack, what's goin' on?	Mack, what's goin' on?
1454	01:19:21,803	01:19:23,347	I just... I can't.	I just... I can't.
1455	01:19:23,430	01:19:27,392	It's really hard to explain. But I did not fake a story.	It's really hard to explain. But I did not fake a story.
1456	01:19:28,519	01:19:32,981	Yeah. You lack the initiative to pull that off. I actually believe you.	Yeah. You lack the initiative to pull that off. I actually believe you.
1457	01:19:33,065	01:19:35,567	Plus, your cousin seems crazy. She is, right?	Plus, your cousin seems crazy. She is, right?
1458	01:19:35,651	01:19:39,404	No! No, she's just a little different.	No! No, she's just a little different.
1459	01:19:39,488	01:19:44,660	She's a chaos machine. And you should be ashamed of yourself...	She's a chaos machine. And you should be ashamed of yourself...
1460	01:19:48,872	01:19:50,749	For not cutting me in sooner.	For not cutting me in sooner.
1461	01:19:50,832	01:19:53,418	You're good. She is ratings gold.	You're good. She is ratings gold.
1462	01:19:53,502	01:19:55,838	Here's what we'll do. We're gonna put a camera on her,	Here's what we'll do. We're gonna put a camera on her,
1463	01:19:55,921	01:19:59,550	and we are gonna let her fly her freak flag until we're number one.	and we are gonna let her fly her freak flag until we're number one.
1464	01:19:59,633	01:20:02,010	- That's exploitation. No. - But that's not news.	- That's exploitation. No. - But that's not news.
1465	01:20:02,094	01:20:04,304	I know. It's gonna be awesome.	I know. It's gonna be awesome.
1466	01:20:06,723	01:20:07,766	No!	No!
1467	01:20:07,850	01:20:10,894	I won't let you take somebody kind and good	I won't let you take somebody kind and good
1468	01:20:10,978	01:20:12,646	and turn them into a sideshow.	and turn them into a sideshow.
1469	01:20:12,729	01:20:16,316	You're a single mom, and you haven't put a good story out in I don't know how long,	You're a single mom, and you haven't put a good story out in I don't know how long,
1470	01:20:16,400	01:20:19,069	so "no" isn't really an option for you.	so "no" isn't really an option for you.
1471	01:20:19,152	01:20:21,613	You do what I say, or you're fired.	You do what I say, or you're fired.
1472	01:20:25,284	01:20:28,328	- I am done doing things your way. - Mack, I'm not sure you...	- I am done doing things your way. - Mack, I'm not sure you...
1473	01:20:28,412	01:20:30,330	You're the reason we're in last place.	You're the reason we're in last place.
1474	01:20:30,414	01:20:32,416	Ah! Fourth place.	Ah! Fourth place.
1475	01:20:32,499	01:20:34,751	You want us to spin things and twist things	You want us to spin things and twist things
1476	01:20:34,835	01:20:37,546	and tell stories about bad people doing bad things,	and tell stories about bad people doing bad things,
1477	01:20:37,629	01:20:39,715	but people want more than fearmongering.	but people want more than fearmongering.
1478	01:20:39,798	01:20:41,133	They wanna...	They wanna...
1479	01:20:41,216	01:20:45,762	To laugh, and to hope, and be inspired to see the magic in the world.	To laugh, and to hope, and be inspired to see the magic in the world.
1480	01:20:45,846	01:20:47,973	- 'Cause it's real. - That's cute.	- 'Cause it's real. - That's cute.
1481	01:20:48,599	01:20:49,683	You're fired.	You're fired.
1482	01:20:49,766	01:20:51,268	Yeah. No kidding.	Yeah. No kidding.
1483	01:20:52,561	01:20:54,688	You deserve so much better than this place.	You deserve so much better than this place.
1484	01:20:54,771	01:20:57,065	I know. That's what I was tryin' to tell you before.	I know. That's what I was tryin' to tell you before.
1485	01:20:57,149	01:20:59,109	I took the job at Channel 4, so...	I took the job at Channel 4, so...
1486	01:20:59,776	01:21:02,154	(INHALES) Merry Christmas. I quit.	(INHALES) Merry Christmas. I quit.
1487	01:21:03,864	01:21:05,199	How's that for spectacle?	How's that for spectacle?
1488	01:21:16,502	01:21:18,504	- Bye. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)	- Bye. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
1489	01:21:21,048	01:21:24,218	Hello? Yes, this is Mackenzie.	Hello? Yes, this is Mackenzie.
1490	01:21:25,427	01:21:27,137	Oh, hi, Mr. Clancy.	Oh, hi, Mr. Clancy.
1491	01:21:29,056	01:21:30,516	Wait, Jane what?	Wait, Jane what?
1492	01:21:33,185	01:21:36,438	Jane? Jane, sweetie!	Jane? Jane, sweetie!
1493	01:21:38,524	01:21:39,608	Jane?	Jane?
1494	01:21:42,277	01:21:44,988	Jane? Jane!	Jane? Jane!
1495	01:21:45,906	01:21:47,324	(PANTING)	(PANTING)
1496	01:21:53,622	01:21:54,623	Oh!	Oh!
1497	01:22:10,597	01:22:12,850	(DOOR OPENING)	(DOOR OPENING)
1498	01:22:14,059	01:22:17,604	- MACKENZIE: Janie? Honey? - No, go away.	- MACKENZIE: Janie? Honey? - No, go away.
1499	01:22:19,106	01:22:20,190	Uh...	Uh...
1500	01:22:20,274	01:22:24,403	Mr. Clancy called. Honey, you're supposed to be on stage for the rehearsal.	Mr. Clancy called. Honey, you're supposed to be on stage for the rehearsal.
1501	01:22:30,951	01:22:32,452	Is that Dad's guitar?	Is that Dad's guitar?
1502	01:22:34,746	01:22:38,667	(CRYING) You were right. You were right.	(CRYING) You were right. You were right.
1503	01:22:40,169	01:22:43,088	I can't do this. I can't do anything.	I can't do this. I can't do anything.
1504	01:22:43,630	01:22:45,215	Oh, I never said that.	Oh, I never said that.
1505	01:22:45,299	01:22:47,593	Yeah, well, you never said that I could.	Yeah, well, you never said that I could.
1506	01:22:49,303	01:22:52,472	Or that you thought that I'd be amazing.	Or that you thought that I'd be amazing.
1507	01:22:54,224	01:22:57,019	But Eleanor did.	But Eleanor did.
1508	01:22:59,062	01:23:04,318	And now she's gone. And I can't do this. I can't...	And now she's gone. And I can't do this. I can't...
1509	01:23:11,742	01:23:13,493	I'm so sorry.	I'm so sorry.
1510	01:23:17,331	01:23:22,085	Honey, if you need Eleanor, I'll find her. I promise.	Honey, if you need Eleanor, I'll find her. I promise.
1511	01:23:26,340	01:23:28,926	Should we bring Dad's guitar with us for good luck?	Should we bring Dad's guitar with us for good luck?
1512	01:23:32,304	01:23:34,598	Gary, we need you!	Gary, we need you!
1513	01:23:34,681	01:23:37,100	- JANE: He's not here! - Where's Eleanor?	- JANE: He's not here! - Where's Eleanor?
1514	01:23:37,184	01:23:40,729	Gary, I'll leave the lids off the trash cans if you just come out!	Gary, I'll leave the lids off the trash cans if you just come out!
1515	01:23:41,104	01:23:42,898	MACKENZIE: We need you! JANE: Eleanor!	MACKENZIE: We need you! JANE: Eleanor!
1516	01:23:42,981	01:23:44,983	- (CHITTERS) - MACKENZIE: (SCREAMING) Gary!	- (CHITTERS) - MACKENZIE: (SCREAMING) Gary!
1517	01:23:45,734	01:23:49,571	I'm not sure he can actually understand human. But look!	I'm not sure he can actually understand human. But look!
1518	01:23:49,655	01:23:52,032	I think Aunt Paula's been looking for Eleanor.	I think Aunt Paula's been looking for Eleanor.
1519	01:24:23,146	01:24:24,147	- Ooh! - PAULA: Ah.	- Ooh! - PAULA: Ah.
1520	01:24:26,358	01:24:27,693	It's hopeless.	It's hopeless.
1521	01:24:27,776	01:24:32,030	PAULA: Are you sure a pumpkin carriage is the fastest way back to the Motherland?	PAULA: Are you sure a pumpkin carriage is the fastest way back to the Motherland?
1522	01:24:32,114	01:24:33,198	Yes, but...	Yes, but...
1523	01:24:33,282	01:24:36,118	- I'm never going to get it. - No worries.	- I'm never going to get it. - No worries.
1524	01:24:37,327	01:24:39,037	That was our last pumpkin.	That was our last pumpkin.
1525	01:24:40,789	01:24:42,082	I've got an idea.	I've got an idea.
1526	01:24:46,753	01:24:47,754	Ta-da!	Ta-da!
1527	01:24:48,088	01:24:49,506	That's not a pumpkin.	That's not a pumpkin.
1528	01:24:51,341	01:24:53,760	- No. I know it's not a pumpkin. - Good.	- No. I know it's not a pumpkin. - Good.
1529	01:24:53,844	01:24:57,264	- Okay. You know what? Loosen up, right? - All right.	- Okay. You know what? Loosen up, right? - All right.
1530	01:24:57,347	01:25:00,559	You know, just really stay loose and don't think about the fact	You know, just really stay loose and don't think about the fact
1531	01:25:00,642	01:25:02,436	that that's a watermelon, not a pumpkin,	that that's a watermelon, not a pumpkin,
1532	01:25:02,519	01:25:05,147	and you might not have enough magic left to get home,	and you might not have enough magic left to get home,
1533	01:25:05,230	01:25:06,773	and you might be stuck here forever.	and you might be stuck here forever.
1534	01:25:08,442	01:25:10,777	I'm sorry, that wasn't a very good pep talk.	I'm sorry, that wasn't a very good pep talk.
1535	01:25:10,861	01:25:12,863	No. All right.	No. All right.
1536	01:25:12,946	01:25:15,949	- (CHANTING IN LATIN) - MACKENZIE: Eleanor! Paula!	- (CHANTING IN LATIN) - MACKENZIE: Eleanor! Paula!
1537	01:25:16,033	01:25:17,034	Hi!	Hi!
1538	01:25:19,953	01:25:20,954	MIA: Whoa!	MIA: Whoa!
1539	01:25:21,622	01:25:22,706	What happened?	What happened?
1540	01:25:23,457	01:25:25,709	Oh, we were trying to make a carriage.	Oh, we were trying to make a carriage.
1541	01:25:26,877	01:25:28,037	(SOFTLY) It's not going well.	(SOFTLY) It's not going well.
1542	01:25:28,462	01:25:31,673	Jane, why are you here? Why aren't you at the parade?	Jane, why are you here? Why aren't you at the parade?
1543	01:25:32,090	01:25:33,759	I can't do this without you.	I can't do this without you.
1544	01:25:36,345	01:25:38,597	Please, Eleanor. I'm so sorry.	Please, Eleanor. I'm so sorry.
1545	01:25:40,224	01:25:41,350	Janie needs you.	Janie needs you.
1546	01:25:44,186	01:25:45,646	We need you.	We need you.
1547	01:25:50,234	01:25:51,235	Okay.	Okay.
1548	01:25:53,654	01:25:56,406	First things first. Let's get you dressed.	First things first. Let's get you dressed.
1549	01:26:08,919	01:26:09,920	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
1550	01:26:10,003	01:26:12,756	ELEANOR: Son of a butterscotch! I actually did it!	ELEANOR: Son of a butterscotch! I actually did it!
1551	01:26:12,840	01:26:14,716	(ALL CHUCKLE)	(ALL CHUCKLE)
1552	01:26:14,800	01:26:17,219	- You look amazing. - You really do.	- You look amazing. - You really do.
1553	01:26:18,345	01:26:20,848	Perfect outfit, check. Now what?	Perfect outfit, check. Now what?
1554	01:26:20,973	01:26:21,974	Um...	Um...
1555	01:26:22,057	01:26:25,811	Oh, we need to get there. I'm supposed to be on stage in 20 minutes.	Oh, we need to get there. I'm supposed to be on stage in 20 minutes.
1556	01:26:25,894	01:26:28,355	But the parade is all the way downtown. There's no way.	But the parade is all the way downtown. There's no way.
1557	01:26:28,438	01:26:31,024	Actually, there is.	Actually, there is.
1558	01:26:31,483	01:26:33,861	Eleanor, no. You need that to get home.	Eleanor, no. You need that to get home.
1559	01:26:33,944	01:26:36,280	Not as much as I need to do this.	Not as much as I need to do this.
1560	01:26:36,363	01:26:38,782	All right, everyone, step back. Go, go!	All right, everyone, step back. Go, go!
1561	01:26:41,869	01:26:44,663	(CHANTING IN LATIN)	(CHANTING IN LATIN)
1562	01:27:17,613	01:27:19,281	(ALL GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)	(ALL GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)
1563	01:27:20,699	01:27:22,743	- JANE: Eleanor, you did it! - I know!	- JANE: Eleanor, you did it! - I know!
1564	01:27:23,994	01:27:25,662	Guys, we need to go.	Guys, we need to go.
1565	01:27:26,747	01:27:28,749	PAULA: Oh! Yes, yes. Okay. Let's go!	PAULA: Oh! Yes, yes. Okay. Let's go!
1566	01:27:29,458	01:27:30,542	Wow!	Wow!
1567	01:27:30,626	01:27:34,254	- Guys, it smells like watermelon. - MACKENZIE: This is incredible.	- Guys, it smells like watermelon. - MACKENZIE: This is incredible.
1568	01:27:34,338	01:27:37,341	Eleanor! You made this.	Eleanor! You made this.
1569	01:27:37,424	01:27:38,634	ELEANOR: I did this.	ELEANOR: I did this.
1570	01:27:42,638	01:27:44,681	So, how does it move?	So, how does it move?
1571	01:27:46,266	01:27:47,267	Right.	Right.
1572	01:27:48,185	01:27:49,770	Uh... Oh.	Uh... Oh.
1573	01:27:50,145	01:27:51,146	(CAT MEOWING)	(CAT MEOWING)
1574	01:27:54,066	01:27:55,108	Please don't blow up.	Please don't blow up.
1575	01:27:56,985	01:27:58,403	(MEOWS)	(MEOWS)
1576	01:27:59,947	01:28:01,865	- (CAT YOWLS) - (ELEANOR GASPS)	- (CAT YOWLS) - (ELEANOR GASPS)
1577	01:28:02,157	01:28:03,367	(YOWLING)	(YOWLING)
1578	01:28:07,287	01:28:09,540	(ALL SCREAMING)	(ALL SCREAMING)
1579	01:28:15,045	01:28:16,672	- (ALL SCREAM) - (TIRES SCREECHING)	- (ALL SCREAM) - (TIRES SCREECHING)
1580	01:28:17,089	01:28:18,215	(WOMEN SCREAMING)	(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1581	01:28:27,683	01:28:29,142	(ALL SHRIEKING)	(ALL SHRIEKING)
1582	01:28:35,274	01:28:37,067	(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)	(CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING)
1583	01:28:47,077	01:28:48,245	There! I see the stage!	There! I see the stage!
1584	01:28:59,298	01:29:00,841	(BARB LAUGHING)	(BARB LAUGHING)
1585	01:29:02,759	01:29:05,596	The Charlestown drum majorettes, folks!	The Charlestown drum majorettes, folks!
1586	01:29:05,679	01:29:09,600	Look at those smiles! Followed by the...	Look at those smiles! Followed by the...
1587	01:29:15,063	01:29:16,231	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
1588	01:29:17,441	01:29:21,612	The traditional flying watermelon carriage float, of course.	The traditional flying watermelon carriage float, of course.
1589	01:29:22,112	01:29:26,700	What the... Hey! Get this, get this, get this. You, come on!	What the... Hey! Get this, get this, get this. You, come on!
1590	01:29:32,372	01:29:33,624	(CROWD GASPING)	(CROWD GASPING)
1591	01:29:37,503	01:29:38,545	(ALL EXCLAIM)	(ALL EXCLAIM)
1592	01:29:44,927	01:29:48,847	Oh, just a little fun fact. I played tuba in high school.	Oh, just a little fun fact. I played tuba in high school.
1593	01:29:49,848	01:29:52,226	Yeah, it's not a great instrument for a teenage girl.	Yeah, it's not a great instrument for a teenage girl.
1594	01:29:52,309	01:29:56,438	If you blow too hard, you can get a permanent eye bulge. Just slight...	If you blow too hard, you can get a permanent eye bulge. Just slight...
1595	01:29:56,522	01:29:58,232	Anyway, that's a story for another time.	Anyway, that's a story for another time.
1596	01:29:58,315	01:30:04,071	Right now, we are headed to the main stage for the Hamilton High show choir.	Right now, we are headed to the main stage for the Hamilton High show choir.
1597	01:30:04,154	01:30:05,656	- Sorry. - WOMAN: Ma'am, stop there.	- Sorry. - WOMAN: Ma'am, stop there.
1598	01:30:05,739	01:30:08,992	Actually, she's on stage right now. She's supposed to sing. Duff!	Actually, she's on stage right now. She's supposed to sing. Duff!
1599	01:30:09,076	01:30:10,244	Hey, hi.	Hey, hi.
1600	01:30:11,370	01:30:13,431	- They're with me. - ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,	- They're with me. - ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
1601	01:30:13,455	01:30:16,416	let's hear it for the amazing Downtown Crew.	let's hear it for the amazing Downtown Crew.
1602	01:30:17,000	01:30:19,336	How fantastic were they?	How fantastic were they?
1603	01:30:22,172	01:30:25,801	You have to make me brave. I need a spell or something.	You have to make me brave. I need a spell or something.
1604	01:30:25,884	01:30:28,929	Jane, you know it doesn't work like that.	Jane, you know it doesn't work like that.
1605	01:30:29,513	01:30:31,640	I can't change your feelings with my magic.	I can't change your feelings with my magic.
1606	01:30:34,017	01:30:35,978	I'm sorry, I can't do this.	I'm sorry, I can't do this.
1607	01:30:36,395	01:30:37,396	Hey. Listen.	Hey. Listen.
1608	01:30:39,189	01:30:43,527	I didn't believe in you because I forgot how to believe in myself.	I didn't believe in you because I forgot how to believe in myself.
1609	01:30:44,069	01:30:47,155	And I was lost, and I felt scared,	And I was lost, and I felt scared,
1610	01:30:47,239	01:30:49,783	and I taught you to be scared.	and I taught you to be scared.
1611	01:30:50,701	01:30:55,289	You don't need a spell because you are already magical.	You don't need a spell because you are already magical.
1612	01:31:01,253	01:31:02,462	Come on. Let's rush.	Come on. Let's rush.
1613	01:31:04,548	01:31:06,133	Hey, I'm here. I made it.	Hey, I'm here. I made it.
1614	01:31:06,592	01:31:10,721	(SIGHS) Jane! Thank goodness. We did not have a Plan B.	(SIGHS) Jane! Thank goodness. We did not have a Plan B.
1615	01:31:10,804	01:31:11,972	Now get out there.	Now get out there.
1616	01:31:12,181	01:31:13,223	Okay.	Okay.
1617	01:31:14,099	01:31:15,934	You can do this.	You can do this.
1618	01:31:18,020	01:31:21,773	ANNOUNCER: I want you to give it up now for tonight's finale,	ANNOUNCER: I want you to give it up now for tonight's finale,
1619	01:31:21,857	01:31:27,154	the Hamilton High show choir, with soloist Jane Walsh!	the Hamilton High show choir, with soloist Jane Walsh!
1620	01:31:44,087	01:31:48,926	(SINGING) You're broken down and tired	(SINGING) You're broken down and tired
1621	01:31:50,594	01:31:51,595	(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)	(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)
1622	01:31:53,138	01:31:54,139	We...	We...
1623	01:31:56,099	01:31:57,142	In...	In...
1624	01:31:57,226	01:31:58,227	(BREATH TREMBLING)	(BREATH TREMBLING)
1625	01:31:59,061	01:32:00,229	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
1626	01:32:01,480	01:32:02,564	Oh.	Oh.
1627	01:32:12,783	01:32:15,536	(WHISPERING) Your dad would be so, so proud.	(WHISPERING) Your dad would be so, so proud.
1628	01:32:15,619	01:32:18,038	Okay? You got this. Yeah?	Okay? You got this. Yeah?
1629	01:32:18,121	01:32:19,498	CROWD: Aw.	CROWD: Aw.
1630	01:32:31,009	01:32:33,929	(SINGING) You're broken down and tired	(SINGING) You're broken down and tired
1631	01:32:34,721	01:32:38,016	Of livin' life on a merry-go-round	Of livin' life on a merry-go-round
1632	01:32:38,725	01:32:41,395	And you can't find the fighter	And you can't find the fighter
1633	01:32:42,354	01:32:45,691	But I see it in you So we can walk it out	But I see it in you So we can walk it out
1634	01:32:45,774	01:32:51,280	Move mountains	Move mountains
1635	01:32:51,363	01:32:52,865	We gonna walk it out	We gonna walk it out
1636	01:32:53,490	01:32:58,537	Move mountains	Move mountains
1637	01:32:59,496	01:33:03,667	And I'll rise up I'll rise like the day	And I'll rise up I'll rise like the day
1638	01:33:03,750	01:33:07,337	I'll rise up I'll rise unafraid	I'll rise up I'll rise unafraid
1639	01:33:07,421	01:33:09,214	I'll rise up	I'll rise up
1640	01:33:09,298	01:33:13,594	And I'll do it a thousand times again	And I'll do it a thousand times again
1641	01:33:14,720	01:33:18,473	And I'll rise up High like the waves	And I'll rise up High like the waves
1642	01:33:18,557	01:33:22,186	I'll rise up In spite of the ache	I'll rise up In spite of the ache
1643	01:33:22,269	01:33:23,437	I'll rise up	I'll rise up
1644	01:33:23,979	01:33:28,483	And I'll do it a thousand times again	And I'll do it a thousand times again
1645	01:33:28,567	01:33:30,360	(CHOIR HUMMING)	(CHOIR HUMMING)
1646	01:33:30,527	01:33:33,530	When the silence isn't quiet	When the silence isn't quiet
1647	01:33:34,239	01:33:37,534	And it feels like It's gettin' hard to breathe	And it feels like It's gettin' hard to breathe
1648	01:33:37,618	01:33:41,038	-And I know you feel like dyin' -(CHOIR VOCALIZING)	-And I know you feel like dyin' -(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
1649	01:33:41,663	01:33:44,875	But I promise We'll take the world to its feet	But I promise We'll take the world to its feet
1650	01:33:44,958	01:33:50,756	And move mountains	And move mountains
1651	01:33:50,839	01:33:52,508	We can walk it out	We can walk it out
1652	01:33:52,591	01:33:57,763	Move mountains	Move mountains
1653	01:33:59,431	01:34:02,851	CHORUS: Joy to the world	CHORUS: Joy to the world
1654	01:34:02,935	01:34:06,230	Joy to the world	Joy to the world
1655	01:34:07,189	01:34:12,194	And I will rise a thousand times again	And I will rise a thousand times again
1656	01:34:13,612	01:34:17,324	-For you -CHOIR: Repeat the sounding joy	-For you -CHOIR: Repeat the sounding joy
1657	01:34:17,407	01:34:21,286	-For you -Repeat the sounding joy	-For you -Repeat the sounding joy
1658	01:34:21,370	01:34:24,456	-For you -Repeat, repeat	-For you -Repeat, repeat
1659	01:34:25,123	01:34:27,751	-For you -The sounding joy	-For you -The sounding joy
1660	01:34:29,545	01:34:31,797	-All we need -Repeat the sounding joy	-All we need -Repeat the sounding joy
1661	01:34:31,880	01:34:35,133	-Oh, all we need is hope -Repeat the sounding joy	-Oh, all we need is hope -Repeat the sounding joy
1662	01:34:35,217	01:34:38,554	-And for that we have each other -Repeat	-And for that we have each other -Repeat
1663	01:34:38,637	01:34:42,808	-And for that we have each other -Repeat the sounding joy	-And for that we have each other -Repeat the sounding joy
1664	01:34:42,891	01:34:44,810	We'll rise up	We'll rise up
1665	01:34:44,893	01:34:47,396	-Repeat the sounding joy -(JANE VOCALIZING)	-Repeat the sounding joy -(JANE VOCALIZING)
1666	01:34:47,479	01:34:50,065	Repeat the sounding joy	Repeat the sounding joy
1667	01:34:50,858	01:34:54,278	-JANE: We'll rise up -Repeat, repeat	-JANE: We'll rise up -Repeat, repeat
1668	01:34:54,361	01:34:57,364	-For you -The sounding joy	-For you -The sounding joy
1669	01:35:00,075	01:35:02,077	(CROWD CHEERING)	(CROWD CHEERING)
1670	01:35:15,716	01:35:16,800	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
1671	01:35:18,260	01:35:21,763	She was extremely good! Oh, my God! Did you see her?	She was extremely good! Oh, my God! Did you see her?
1672	01:35:21,847	01:35:23,265	She did it!	She did it!
1673	01:35:23,348	01:35:24,516	(CHEERING)	(CHEERING)
1674	01:35:24,600	01:35:26,518	- She did it! - Oh! (GRUNTS)	- She did it! - Oh! (GRUNTS)
1675	01:35:26,602	01:35:28,687	(SCREAMS) What are you doing here?	(SCREAMS) What are you doing here?
1676	01:35:28,770	01:35:31,273	I'm here to take you home before it's too late.	I'm here to take you home before it's too late.
1677	01:35:31,732	01:35:34,026	- No! Hey, quit it! - Let go of her!	- No! Hey, quit it! - Let go of her!
1678	01:35:34,109	01:35:38,405	You're the reason she's in this mess. She stayed to help a hopeless case,	You're the reason she's in this mess. She stayed to help a hopeless case,
1679	01:35:38,488	01:35:41,742	and if I don't get her home right now, she could lose everything. Come with me.	and if I don't get her home right now, she could lose everything. Come with me.
1680	01:35:41,825	01:35:44,494	- Wait. Is that true? - No! You are not hopeless.	- Wait. Is that true? - No! You are not hopeless.
1681	01:35:44,578	01:35:46,622	- Now let go of me! Let go! - Please. I will not.	- Now let go of me! Let go! - Please. I will not.
1682	01:35:46,705	01:35:50,250	- Let go! - You cannot take my magic away from me!	- Let go! - You cannot take my magic away from me!
1683	01:35:55,380	01:35:58,759	Eleanor Fay Bloomingbottom.	Eleanor Fay Bloomingbottom.
1684	01:36:00,302	01:36:02,471	Don't tell them my middle name.	Don't tell them my middle name.
1685	01:36:02,554	01:36:04,723	You get over here right now!	You get over here right now!
1686	01:36:05,265	01:36:08,435	This whole mess is exactly why Fairy Godmothers	This whole mess is exactly why Fairy Godmothers
1687	01:36:08,519	01:36:10,479	are supposed to follow the rules.	are supposed to follow the rules.
1688	01:36:11,563	01:36:14,816	And you are not a Fairy Godmother.	And you are not a Fairy Godmother.
1689	01:36:14,900	01:36:15,901	(CROWD GASPS)	(CROWD GASPS)
1690	01:36:17,444	01:36:18,904	We're going home.	We're going home.
1691	01:36:20,405	01:36:21,406	Hmph!	Hmph!
1692	01:36:22,783	01:36:23,784	(GASPS)	(GASPS)
1693	01:36:27,162	01:36:28,413	(CROWD CHEERING)	(CROWD CHEERING)
1694	01:36:30,040	01:36:31,041	What?	What?
1695	01:36:31,875	01:36:34,044	I am a Fairy Godmother.	I am a Fairy Godmother.
1696	01:36:34,127	01:36:37,464	And what Fairy Godmothers are supposed to do is help.	And what Fairy Godmothers are supposed to do is help.
1697	01:36:38,340	01:36:41,051	I did. I helped Jane.	I did. I helped Jane.
1698	01:36:45,013	01:36:47,015	Jane was not the assignment.	Jane was not the assignment.
1699	01:36:48,058	01:36:52,604	And even if she were, there are no more assignments.	And even if she were, there are no more assignments.
1700	01:36:52,688	01:36:54,523	Mackenzie was the last one.	Mackenzie was the last one.
1701	01:36:54,606	01:36:57,734	And I do not see a dress or a prince.	And I do not see a dress or a prince.
1702	01:36:58,193	01:37:01,363	And you did not get her to happily ever after.	And you did not get her to happily ever after.
1703	01:37:01,446	01:37:04,491	- But... - You did not save the Motherland.	- But... - You did not save the Motherland.
1704	01:37:05,117	01:37:07,703	All you did was fail!	All you did was fail!
1705	01:37:09,997	01:37:11,290	- (MOIRA GASPS) - (ELEANOR GASPS)	- (MOIRA GASPS) - (ELEANOR GASPS)
1706	01:37:11,373	01:37:13,584	(CROWD MURMURING)	(CROWD MURMURING)
1707	01:37:13,667	01:37:16,378	- That is not true. - Excuse me?	- That is not true. - Excuse me?
1708	01:37:16,461	01:37:19,673	Eleanor, correct me if I'm wrong, but does your formula require	Eleanor, correct me if I'm wrong, but does your formula require
1709	01:37:19,756	01:37:21,258	my true love to be a prince?	my true love to be a prince?
1710	01:37:21,341	01:37:25,137	- Why, no. I guess it doesn't. - Well, that's good.	- Why, no. I guess it doesn't. - Well, that's good.
1711	01:37:25,220	01:37:27,222	Mia, Jane.	Mia, Jane.
1712	01:37:28,432	01:37:30,392	Then these are my true loves.	Then these are my true loves.
1713	01:37:30,809	01:37:32,186	And you didn't fail.	And you didn't fail.
1714	01:37:32,269	01:37:34,605	You helped me remember how to live happily.	You helped me remember how to live happily.
1715	01:37:35,397	01:37:38,609	(SCOFFS) That's not the same as happily ever after.	(SCOFFS) That's not the same as happily ever after.
1716	01:37:38,692	01:37:39,693	Are you sure?	Are you sure?
1717	01:37:40,944	01:37:42,362	Four years ago, I...	Four years ago, I...
1718	01:37:43,155	01:37:44,740	I thought my story was over,	I thought my story was over,
1719	01:37:44,823	01:37:47,910	and Eleanor helped show me that it wasn't.	and Eleanor helped show me that it wasn't.
1720	01:37:47,993	01:37:49,119	CROWD: Aw!	CROWD: Aw!
1721	01:37:49,203	01:37:50,746	That's not how it works.	That's not how it works.
1722	01:37:50,829	01:37:52,915	Then how it works needs to change.	Then how it works needs to change.
1723	01:37:53,624	01:37:56,251	We think that love needs to look a certain way.	We think that love needs to look a certain way.
1724	01:37:56,668	01:37:59,755	A prince, a castle, a gown.	A prince, a castle, a gown.
1725	01:38:00,964	01:38:02,591	We're trapped in the fairy tale	We're trapped in the fairy tale
1726	01:38:02,674	01:38:06,637	when the real world is full of so much more.	when the real world is full of so much more.
1727	01:38:06,720	01:38:09,556	CROWD: Aw! (CHEERING)	CROWD: Aw! (CHEERING)
1728	01:38:11,058	01:38:14,311	Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like,	Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like,
1729	01:38:15,354	01:38:17,189	maybe we should let them tell us.	maybe we should let them tell us.
1730	01:38:18,398	01:38:20,817	Mia, who's your true love?	Mia, who's your true love?
1731	01:38:21,485	01:38:23,529	- Can I have more than one? - Sure. Why not?	- Can I have more than one? - Sure. Why not?
1732	01:38:23,612	01:38:26,823	Well, Mom and Jane, but also Aunt Paula.	Well, Mom and Jane, but also Aunt Paula.
1733	01:38:27,366	01:38:29,326	(CROWD CLAPPING)	(CROWD CLAPPING)
1734	01:38:29,409	01:38:30,410	PAULA: You guys...	PAULA: You guys...
1735	01:38:32,996	01:38:36,750	Who's your true love? And don't just tell me, tell each other.	Who's your true love? And don't just tell me, tell each other.
1736	01:38:36,834	01:38:37,835	You?	You?
1737	01:38:39,378	01:38:40,587	- Us? - Yes.	- Us? - Yes.
1738	01:38:41,296	01:38:43,298	- I love you, Nan. - CROWD: Aw.	- I love you, Nan. - CROWD: Aw.
1739	01:38:45,801	01:38:46,885	And you.	And you.
1740	01:38:49,805	01:38:51,598	BOTH: We love you, Jonah.	BOTH: We love you, Jonah.
1741	01:38:52,641	01:38:53,642	Aw.	Aw.
1742	01:38:54,226	01:38:56,019	Oh! And you, Hugh Prince,	Oh! And you, Hugh Prince,
1743	01:38:56,854	01:38:58,230	what does love mean to you?	what does love mean to you?
1744	01:38:58,313	01:38:59,982	Me? Oh, I...	Me? Oh, I...
1745	01:39:00,774	01:39:02,985	Right, um... Love?	Right, um... Love?
1746	01:39:03,068	01:39:06,822	Love. Yeah, love. Love is many, many	Love. Yeah, love. Love is many, many
1747	01:39:06,905	01:39:08,323	(HESITATES) a splendored thing.	(HESITATES) a splendored thing.
1748	01:39:08,407	01:39:09,491	(CROWD LAUGHS)	(CROWD LAUGHS)
1749	01:39:09,575	01:39:12,244	No, um, love means...	No, um, love means...
1750	01:39:13,620	01:39:14,955	I love you, Dad.	I love you, Dad.
1751	01:39:15,455	01:39:18,792	Dressing up as a colonial soldier 'cause you miss your son.	Dressing up as a colonial soldier 'cause you miss your son.
1752	01:39:19,710	01:39:23,755	And sometimes love just means shoveling someone's driveway.	And sometimes love just means shoveling someone's driveway.
1753	01:39:27,134	01:39:29,219	That one didn't really make sense.	That one didn't really make sense.
1754	01:39:30,929	01:39:33,849	Love comes in so many forms, Moira.	Love comes in so many forms, Moira.
1755	01:39:35,267	01:39:36,602	Why can't we see that?	Why can't we see that?
1756	01:39:37,186	01:39:39,855	Eleanor didn't magically fix my life.	Eleanor didn't magically fix my life.
1757	01:39:39,938	01:39:42,149	She showed me how to fix it myself.	She showed me how to fix it myself.
1758	01:39:44,902	01:39:46,361	That's how we can help them.	That's how we can help them.
1759	01:39:51,450	01:39:53,035	This is a day I thought I'd never see.	This is a day I thought I'd never see.
1760	01:40:01,210	01:40:03,837	You did well!	You did well!
1761	01:40:03,921	01:40:05,923	- (CROWD CHEERING) - Oh! I did well!	- (CROWD CHEERING) - Oh! I did well!
1762	01:40:09,635	01:40:13,138	- Maybe it's time to re-write the book. - All right.	- Maybe it's time to re-write the book. - All right.
1763	01:40:13,222	01:40:16,016	Now, let's go home and save some Fairy Godmothers.	Now, let's go home and save some Fairy Godmothers.
1764	01:40:17,476	01:40:19,394	Thank you for everything.	Thank you for everything.
1765	01:40:21,063	01:40:22,439	Thank you.	Thank you.
1766	01:40:24,149	01:40:26,735	- Go be a Godmother. - All right.	- Go be a Godmother. - All right.
1767	01:40:40,415	01:40:41,416	Bye!	Bye!
1768	01:40:48,841	01:40:51,301	MOIRA: Wands up!	MOIRA: Wands up!
1769	01:40:53,929	01:40:55,722	(CROWD GASPS)	(CROWD GASPS)
1770	01:40:56,765	01:40:57,975	(PAULA LAUGHS)	(PAULA LAUGHS)
1771	01:40:58,058	01:40:59,101	MAN: What?	MAN: What?
1772	01:40:59,309	01:41:00,602	(CROWD CHEERING)	(CROWD CHEERING)
1773	01:41:00,686	01:41:02,312	(CHITTERING)	(CHITTERING)
1774	01:41:06,275	01:41:07,442	(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)	(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1775	01:41:20,330	01:41:21,582	(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)	(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
1776	01:41:24,084	01:41:25,961	MACKENZIE: Gary!	MACKENZIE: Gary!
1777	01:41:29,047	01:41:33,010	AGNES: Wait! We're not done yet.	AGNES: Wait! We're not done yet.
1778	01:41:34,845	01:41:37,806	Good morning, Motherland!	Good morning, Motherland!
1779	01:41:38,307	01:41:41,518	No, I don't think I'm shouting. Hold, please.	No, I don't think I'm shouting. Hold, please.
1780	01:41:42,144	01:41:45,898	Why don't we kick things off with something a bit more groovy today?	Why don't we kick things off with something a bit more groovy today?
1781	01:41:46,481	01:41:47,482	Take it away.	Take it away.
1782	01:41:49,234	01:41:54,114	Now, I told you this wasn't a fairy tale, but that was only half true.	Now, I told you this wasn't a fairy tale, but that was only half true.
1783	01:41:54,615	01:41:57,409	In the end, Eleanor got hers all right.	In the end, Eleanor got hers all right.
1784	01:41:57,492	01:42:00,871	Only it wasn't anything like she'd read in those books.	Only it wasn't anything like she'd read in those books.
1785	01:42:00,954	01:42:03,165	And that was a good thing.	And that was a good thing.
1786	01:42:03,248	01:42:06,210	We weren't just old. We'd become old-fashioned.	We weren't just old. We'd become old-fashioned.
1787	01:42:06,835	01:42:09,713	There are those who might say... (CLEARS THROAT)	There are those who might say... (CLEARS THROAT)
1788	01:42:09,880	01:42:12,883	I had spent my whole life believing in fairy tales.	I had spent my whole life believing in fairy tales.
1789	01:42:13,425	01:42:16,428	Well, now I believe in them more than ever.	Well, now I believe in them more than ever.
1790	01:42:17,304	01:42:20,057	It's just that they come in all different shapes and sizes.	It's just that they come in all different shapes and sizes.
1791	01:42:20,265	01:42:24,144	Just like us. And thanks to our newly patented approach	Just like us. And thanks to our newly patented approach
1792	01:42:24,228	01:42:27,773	of, "Forget ever after, just live happily," we've been busy.	of, "Forget ever after, just live happily," we've been busy.
1793	01:42:27,856	01:42:32,486	AGNES: Eleanor! Wand up, kid. We've still got a lotta work to do.	AGNES: Eleanor! Wand up, kid. We've still got a lotta work to do.
1794	01:42:32,986	01:42:35,239	(CLEARS THROAT) Fairies...	(CLEARS THROAT) Fairies...
1795	01:42:35,322	01:42:36,865	(POP MUSIC PLAYING)	(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1796	01:42:36,949	01:42:38,242	(GIGGLES)	(GIGGLES)