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1 | 00:06:47,290 | 00:06:50,388 | ♪ no one likes talkin' to a drunk ♪ | ♪ no one likes talkin' to a drunk ♪ |
2 | 00:06:47,390 | 00:06:48,059 | Who's Neil young? | Who's Neil young? |
3 | 00:06:48,089 | 00:06:50,658 | One of the monkees. | One of the monkees. |
4 | 00:06:48,489 | 00:06:50,618 | Oh, I can avoid people with the best of them. | Oh, I can avoid people with the best of them. |
5 | 00:06:48,829 | 00:06:53,327 | ♪ I left in flames of paper shade hanging from a light ♪ | ♪ I left in flames of paper shade hanging from a light ♪ |
6 | 00:06:48,979 | 00:06:50,888 | May I have your attention, please? | May I have your attention, please? |
7 | 00:06:49,169 | 00:06:51,098 | A prize! Let's get him out the door! | A prize! Let's get him out the door! |
8 | 00:06:50,428 | 00:06:53,367 | ♪ unless he's buyin' | ♪ unless he's buyin' |
9 | 00:06:50,658 | 00:06:52,557 | I didn't say "people." I said "huntzbergers." | I didn't say "people." I said "huntzbergers." |
10 | 00:06:50,688 | 00:06:53,627 | I'm guessing when word hit the east coast troubadour community, | I'm guessing when word hit the east coast troubadour community, |
11 | 00:06:50,838 | 00:06:54,267 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
12 | 00:06:50,918 | 00:06:52,417 | I'm kind of doing a song here. | I'm kind of doing a song here. |
13 | 00:06:51,138 | 00:06:52,667 | Lunches! Come on, Davey. | Lunches! Come on, Davey. |
14 | 00:06:52,447 | 00:06:53,857 | It won't take long. | It won't take long. |
15 | 00:06:52,597 | 00:06:55,596 | Don't worry your pretty little head. I'll take care of myself. | Don't worry your pretty little head. I'll take care of myself. |
16 | 00:06:52,707 | 00:06:54,047 | Ohh! | Ohh! |
17 | 00:06:53,367 | 00:06:57,995 | ♪ and when it came to the victories ♪ | ♪ and when it came to the victories ♪ |
18 | 00:06:53,397 | 00:06:58,335 | ♪ nobody says hello when they're goodbye-in' ♪ | ♪ nobody says hello when they're goodbye-in' ♪ |
19 | 00:06:53,657 | 00:06:55,026 | every one of them thought to come to stars hollow | every one of them thought to come to stars hollow |
20 | 00:06:53,887 | 00:06:55,916 | Please, people, your attention! | Please, people, your attention! |
21 | 00:06:54,077 | 00:06:56,816 | Come on. Let's get your lunch. | Come on. Let's get your lunch. |
22 | 00:06:54,307 | 00:06:56,906 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
23 | 00:06:55,056 | 00:06:57,025 | for their shot at the big time. | for their shot at the big time. |
24 | 00:06:55,626 | 00:06:56,956 | I just want you to be fully prepped. | I just want you to be fully prepped. |
25 | 00:06:55,956 | 00:06:58,955 | I would just like to say that there is no bigger fan of music | I would just like to say that there is no bigger fan of music |
26 | 00:06:56,846 | 00:06:58,885 | Here you go. Go give it to daddy. Okay. | Here you go. Go give it to daddy. Okay. |
27 | 00:06:56,936 | 00:06:59,704 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
28 | 00:06:56,995 | 00:06:59,235 | Oh-ho. I have outdone myself photographically. | Oh-ho. I have outdone myself photographically. |
29 | 00:06:57,055 | 00:06:59,055 | There's an east coast troubadour community? | There's an east coast troubadour community? |
30 | 00:06:58,035 | 00:07:01,164 | ♪ the genus names of all the flowers ♪ | ♪ the genus names of all the flowers ♪ |
31 | 00:06:58,365 | 00:07:00,974 | ♪ unless they're Hawaiian ♪ | ♪ unless they're Hawaiian ♪ |
32 | 00:06:58,915 | 00:07:00,314 | Come to daddy, son. | Come to daddy, son. |
33 | 00:06:58,985 | 00:07:01,054 | than the man standing before you. | than the man standing before you. |
34 | 00:06:59,095 | 00:07:01,534 | Oh, yes, our wandering musical storytellers. | Oh, yes, our wandering musical storytellers. |
35 | 00:06:59,265 | 00:07:01,004 | Every one of these is a keeper. | Every one of these is a keeper. |
36 | 00:06:59,744 | 00:07:03,843 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
37 | 00:07:00,344 | 00:07:02,883 | Shh! We're still playing the "super-quiet" game! | Shh! We're still playing the "super-quiet" game! |
38 | 00:07:00,994 | 00:07:03,333 | well, hey, there, Taylor. Fancy seeing you here. | well, hey, there, Taylor. Fancy seeing you here. |
39 | 00:07:01,034 | 00:07:03,603 | That's a close-up of my naked butt. That's not a keeper. | That's a close-up of my naked butt. That's not a keeper. |
40 | 00:07:01,094 | 00:07:02,953 | No memory is more precious to me | No memory is more precious to me |
41 | 00:07:01,204 | 00:07:03,903 | ♪ that were feeding off of | ♪ that were feeding off of |
42 | 00:07:01,564 | 00:07:03,533 | It's an honored American tradition | It's an honored American tradition |
43 | 00:07:02,913 | 00:07:05,152 | So, did she say anything else after I went to bed? | So, did she say anything else after I went to bed? |
44 | 00:07:02,993 | 00:07:05,492 | than the one of my father taking me | than the one of my father taking me |
45 | 00:07:03,363 | 00:07:05,402 | I live here! Beautiful. | I live here! Beautiful. |
46 | 00:07:03,563 | 00:07:05,362 | going back to the puritans. | going back to the puritans. |
47 | 00:07:03,633 | 00:07:06,502 | You're right. That's a screen saver. | You're right. That's a screen saver. |
48 | 00:07:03,873 | 00:07:08,851 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
49 | 00:07:03,943 | 00:07:06,382 | ♪ her amazing glow | ♪ her amazing glow |
50 | 00:07:05,182 | 00:07:06,182 | Not a word. | Not a word. |
51 | 00:07:05,392 | 00:07:07,761 | Gierke schoonhoven delighted his fellow pilgrims | Gierke schoonhoven delighted his fellow pilgrims |
52 | 00:07:05,432 | 00:07:10,270 | ♪ Nobody eats eggs and bacon when they're fryin' ♪ | ♪ Nobody eats eggs and bacon when they're fryin' ♪ |
53 | 00:07:05,522 | 00:07:09,430 | to the Hartford civic auditorium to see the great pat Boone. | to the Hartford civic auditorium to see the great pat Boone. |
54 | 00:07:06,212 | 00:07:07,741 | We sat and we had tea, | We sat and we had tea, |
55 | 00:07:06,542 | 00:07:08,741 | The olfactory sense is the sense | The olfactory sense is the sense |
56 | 00:07:07,781 | 00:07:10,680 | but she was somewhere else the whole time. | but she was somewhere else the whole time. |
57 | 00:07:07,801 | 00:07:09,440 | with his timely songs. | with his timely songs. |
58 | 00:07:08,341 | 00:07:13,139 | ♪ her amazing glow | ♪ her amazing glow |
59 | 00:07:08,771 | 00:07:11,909 | that most strongly evokes memories of the past. | that most strongly evokes memories of the past. |
60 | 00:07:08,881 | 00:07:12,549 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
61 | 00:07:09,460 | 00:07:11,659 | His most popular was "a beaver ate my thumb." | His most popular was "a beaver ate my thumb." |
62 | 00:07:09,460 | 00:07:14,198 | But you, my friends, do not have the talent of pat Boone. | But you, my friends, do not have the talent of pat Boone. |
63 | 00:07:10,300 | 00:07:11,839 | ♪ that'd just be dumb | ♪ that'd just be dumb |
64 | 00:07:10,720 | 00:07:12,819 | Don't open the door, Davey. The door's loud. | Don't open the door, Davey. The door's loud. |
65 | 00:07:11,699 | 00:07:13,339 | It was quite catchy. | It was quite catchy. |
66 | 00:07:11,869 | 00:07:13,499 | ♪ you'd probably burn your tongue ♪ | ♪ you'd probably burn your tongue ♪ |
67 | 00:07:11,939 | 00:07:15,878 | Well, screw the past. | Well, screw the past. |
68 | 00:07:12,579 | 00:07:15,518 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
69 | 00:07:12,849 | 00:07:14,078 | Let daddy open the door! | Let daddy open the door! |
70 | 00:07:13,179 | 00:07:14,878 | oh, that's another good one. | oh, that's another good one. |
71 | 00:07:13,369 | 00:07:15,838 | I wonder if Neil still does "last train to clarksville." | I wonder if Neil still does "last train to clarksville." |
72 | 00:07:13,539 | 00:07:19,136 | ♪ and nobody laughs at a clown when he's cryin' ♪ | ♪ and nobody laughs at a clown when he's cryin' ♪ |
73 | 00:07:14,118 | 00:07:15,718 | I'm worried about her. | I'm worried about her. |
74 | 00:07:14,228 | 00:07:15,998 | And if you insist on loitering | And if you insist on loitering |
75 | 00:07:14,908 | 00:07:16,108 | No, it's not. | No, it's not. |
76 | 00:07:15,548 | 00:07:18,217 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
77 | 00:07:15,758 | 00:07:18,197 | If she wanted to talk, she would have talked. | If she wanted to talk, she would have talked. |
78 | 00:07:15,868 | 00:07:17,737 | I love that song. | I love that song. |
79 | 00:07:15,908 | 00:07:18,576 | [ Mid-tempo music plays ] | [ Mid-tempo music plays ] |
80 | 00:07:16,028 | 00:07:18,866 | and playing your hippie doo-wop music | and playing your hippie doo-wop music |
81 | 00:07:16,147 | 00:07:17,877 | Hold it. | Hold it. |
82 | 00:07:17,767 | 00:07:19,296 | [ Exhales sharply ] | [ Exhales sharply ] |
83 | 00:07:17,917 | 00:07:20,256 | Yo, Alfred stieglitz, stop with the pictures. | Yo, Alfred stieglitz, stop with the pictures. |
84 | 00:07:18,227 | 00:07:19,956 | I know what it is. It's Luke. | I know what it is. It's Luke. |
85 | 00:07:18,257 | 00:07:21,655 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
86 | 00:07:18,896 | 00:07:20,236 | to the obvious detriment | to the obvious detriment |
87 | 00:07:19,176 | 00:07:21,275 | ♪ boo-hoo | ♪ boo-hoo |
88 | 00:07:19,986 | 00:07:22,185 | I just... I don't know the specifics. | I just... I don't know the specifics. |
89 | 00:07:20,266 | 00:07:23,065 | of the mercantile interests of this town, | of the mercantile interests of this town, |
90 | 00:07:20,286 | 00:07:21,885 | I prefer cartier-bresson. | I prefer cartier-bresson. |
91 | 00:07:20,676 | 00:07:23,734 | ♪ Genevieve wears dior | ♪ Genevieve wears dior |
92 | 00:07:21,305 | 00:07:25,244 | is everyone seeing what's going on out here? | is everyone seeing what's going on out here? |
93 | 00:07:21,575 | 00:07:24,074 | ♪ I drive an '89 Volvo | ♪ I drive an '89 Volvo |
94 | 00:07:21,915 | 00:07:23,844 | My eyes are pale... Very sensitive to the light. | My eyes are pale... Very sensitive to the light. |
95 | 00:07:22,225 | 00:07:23,664 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
96 | 00:07:23,105 | 00:07:27,073 | our authorities will forcibly remove you... | our authorities will forcibly remove you... |
97 | 00:07:23,694 | 00:07:24,994 | Be very quiet going out the door, Davey. | Be very quiet going out the door, Davey. |
98 | 00:07:23,784 | 00:07:25,753 | ♪ Margaret wears trésor | ♪ Margaret wears trésor |
99 | 00:07:23,884 | 00:07:25,853 | You only graduate from college once, | You only graduate from college once, |
100 | 00:07:24,104 | 00:07:26,703 | ♪ have you seen it anywhere? | ♪ have you seen it anywhere? |
101 | 00:07:24,824 | 00:07:26,223 | morning, Taylor. | morning, Taylor. |
102 | 00:07:25,024 | 00:07:26,153 | Super-quiet! | Super-quiet! |
103 | 00:07:25,274 | 00:07:27,443 | Lucas, have you eyeballed the chicanery | Lucas, have you eyeballed the chicanery |
104 | 00:07:25,783 | 00:07:30,791 | ♪ Mary Jo wears Lauren, but you don't wear no perfume ♪ | ♪ Mary Jo wears Lauren, but you don't wear no perfume ♪ |
105 | 00:07:25,883 | 00:07:27,383 | and I will document it to my heart's content, | and I will document it to my heart's content, |
106 | 00:07:26,193 | 00:07:27,363 | You're gonna win the prize. | You're gonna win the prize. |
107 | 00:07:26,253 | 00:07:27,653 | Good morning. Some weather, huh? | Good morning. Some weather, huh? |
108 | 00:07:26,743 | 00:07:29,852 | ♪ 'Cause I can't seem to find it ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I can't seem to find it ♪ |
109 | 00:07:27,103 | 00:07:31,141 | With water hoses and canine units if necessary! | With water hoses and canine units if necessary! |
110 | 00:07:27,393 | 00:07:28,722 | It's gonna be a super-fun prize! | It's gonna be a super-fun prize! |
111 | 00:07:27,423 | 00:07:28,862 | and you can't stop me. | and you can't stop me. |
112 | 00:07:27,483 | 00:07:28,852 | that's taking place outside? | that's taking place outside? |
113 | 00:07:27,693 | 00:07:29,722 | If you don't like it, just wait five minutes. | If you don't like it, just wait five minutes. |
114 | 00:07:28,762 | 00:07:29,862 | Close the door for me? Got it. | Close the door for me? Got it. |
115 | 00:07:28,882 | 00:07:30,142 | What? Eyed what? | What? Eyed what? |
116 | 00:07:28,892 | 00:07:30,392 | At least I'm clothed in these. | At least I'm clothed in these. |
117 | 00:07:29,762 | 00:07:31,261 | Top of the day to you, Mrs. Harris. | Top of the day to you, Mrs. Harris. |
118 | 00:07:29,872 | 00:07:32,771 | ♪ and no one seems to care | ♪ and no one seems to care |
119 | 00:07:29,892 | 00:07:30,961 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
120 | 00:07:30,182 | 00:07:32,251 | Balled... Eyeballed these hooligans! | Balled... Eyeballed these hooligans! |
121 | 00:07:30,422 | 00:07:31,981 | Oh, yes, those shower photos | Oh, yes, those shower photos |
122 | 00:07:30,821 | 00:07:33,420 | ♪ Deborah wears clinique | ♪ Deborah wears clinique |
123 | 00:07:31,001 | 00:07:34,400 | Great job, son! High five! | Great job, son! High five! |
124 | 00:07:31,171 | 00:07:34,540 | Thank you for your time, and, uh... | Thank you for your time, and, uh... |
125 | 00:07:31,291 | 00:07:32,461 | Say hi to Maurice for me. | Say hi to Maurice for me. |
126 | 00:07:32,021 | 00:07:33,820 | will fetch me a bundle on the Internet. | will fetch me a bundle on the Internet. |
127 | 00:07:32,281 | 00:07:34,410 | How interested do I look in talking to you, Taylor? | How interested do I look in talking to you, Taylor? |
128 | 00:07:32,491 | 00:07:33,830 | Will do! | Will do! |
129 | 00:07:32,811 | 00:07:35,519 | ♪ I don't know how it happened | ♪ I don't know how it happened |
130 | 00:07:33,450 | 00:07:35,889 | ♪ maryanne wears mystique | ♪ maryanne wears mystique |
131 | 00:07:33,860 | 00:07:35,399 | I don't even know why I'm doing this. | I don't even know why I'm doing this. |
132 | 00:07:34,430 | 00:07:38,198 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
133 | 00:07:34,450 | 00:07:36,919 | Not very. And this is the very peak of my interest. | Not very. And this is the very peak of my interest. |
134 | 00:07:34,580 | 00:07:37,079 | Goodbye. | Goodbye. |
135 | 00:07:35,419 | 00:07:37,788 | Why am I doing this whole cap-and-gown thing? | Why am I doing this whole cap-and-gown thing? |
136 | 00:07:35,549 | 00:07:38,588 | ♪ I've never lost a car | ♪ I've never lost a car |
137 | 00:07:35,919 | 00:07:40,857 | ♪ Judith wears shalimar, but you don't wear no perfume ♪ | ♪ Judith wears shalimar, but you don't wear no perfume ♪ |
138 | 00:07:36,949 | 00:07:38,788 | My god, there's another one! | My god, there's another one! |
139 | 00:07:37,109 | 00:07:39,478 | Can you say "btk"? | Can you say "btk"? |
140 | 00:07:37,828 | 00:07:40,097 | The graduation ceremony is not only for the graduate. | The graduation ceremony is not only for the graduate. |
141 | 00:07:38,238 | 00:07:43,336 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
142 | 00:07:38,618 | 00:07:44,656 | ♪ I might have to retrace my steps back to the bar ♪ | ♪ I might have to retrace my steps back to the bar ♪ |
143 | 00:07:38,818 | 00:07:40,018 | I have a theory, Taylor. | I have a theory, Taylor. |
144 | 00:07:39,598 | 00:07:41,937 | ♪ Her every wicked skill | ♪ Her every wicked skill |
145 | 00:07:40,058 | 00:07:41,157 | Let's hear it. | Let's hear it. |
146 | 00:07:40,127 | 00:07:42,427 | It's for the loved ones, too. We talked about this. | It's for the loved ones, too. We talked about this. |
147 | 00:07:40,887 | 00:07:43,786 | ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ | ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ |
148 | 00:07:41,187 | 00:07:42,516 | Our usual town troubadour... | Our usual town troubadour... |
149 | 00:07:41,967 | 00:07:44,266 | ♪ to change a lot of weather | ♪ to change a lot of weather |
150 | 00:07:42,377 | 00:07:43,736 | Jackson: Is she still asleep? | Jackson: Is she still asleep? |
151 | 00:07:42,466 | 00:07:44,036 | No, you talked, and I disagreed. | No, you talked, and I disagreed. |
152 | 00:07:42,556 | 00:07:44,856 | He was discovered last week on these very streets. | He was discovered last week on these very streets. |
153 | 00:07:43,366 | 00:07:47,235 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
154 | 00:07:43,776 | 00:07:45,375 | Sookie: Yeah, so let's be super-quiet. | Sookie: Yeah, so let's be super-quiet. |
155 | 00:07:43,826 | 00:07:45,965 | ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ | ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ |
156 | 00:07:44,066 | 00:07:45,465 | Then I ruled, and that's that. | Then I ruled, and that's that. |
157 | 00:07:44,296 | 00:07:46,605 | ♪ no room was spared | ♪ no room was spared |
158 | 00:07:44,686 | 00:07:48,054 | ♪ I stepped into a puddle | ♪ I stepped into a puddle |
159 | 00:07:44,885 | 00:07:46,285 | Discovered? | Discovered? |
160 | 00:07:45,405 | 00:07:46,405 | Super-quiet, Davey! | Super-quiet, Davey! |
161 | 00:07:45,495 | 00:07:47,195 | I'm taking that Stalin biography away from you. | I'm taking that Stalin biography away from you. |
162 | 00:07:45,995 | 00:07:49,733 | ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ | ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ |
163 | 00:07:46,325 | 00:07:48,484 | Some big-time music manager was limo-ing through town, | Some big-time music manager was limo-ing through town, |
164 | 00:07:46,445 | 00:07:48,244 | Super-quiet, son! | Super-quiet, son! |
165 | 00:07:46,635 | 00:07:49,534 | ♪ no mood, show no mercy | ♪ no mood, show no mercy |
166 | 00:07:47,235 | 00:07:49,104 | Come on. I don't want to be late. | Come on. I don't want to be late. |
167 | 00:07:47,274 | 00:07:51,713 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
168 | 00:07:48,084 | 00:07:51,353 | ♪ I'm bleeding from the lip | ♪ I'm bleeding from the lip |
169 | 00:07:48,274 | 00:07:51,813 | Like we're playing a game called "let's be super-quiet," | Like we're playing a game called "let's be super-quiet," |
170 | 00:07:48,524 | 00:07:50,523 | and he caught one of the troubadour's songs, | and he caught one of the troubadour's songs, |
171 | 00:07:49,134 | 00:07:51,743 | You do realize you're putting yourself in the cross hairs. | You do realize you're putting yourself in the cross hairs. |
172 | 00:07:49,574 | 00:07:51,803 | ♪ I was a tireless fool | ♪ I was a tireless fool |
173 | 00:07:50,563 | 00:07:52,872 | gave him an opening slot on Neil young's tour. | gave him an opening slot on Neil young's tour. |
174 | 00:07:51,393 | 00:07:54,461 | excuse me, uh, bohemian people! | excuse me, uh, bohemian people! |
175 | 00:07:51,743 | 00:07:56,311 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
176 | 00:07:51,773 | 00:07:53,972 | There will be all manner of huntzbergers in the audience. | There will be all manner of huntzbergers in the audience. |
177 | 00:07:51,843 | 00:07:54,302 | ♪ I thought I could do better | ♪ I thought I could do better |
178 | 00:07:51,843 | 00:07:54,641 | and you win a prize if you're super-quiet! | and you win a prize if you're super-quiet! |
179 | 00:07:56,950 | 00:07:58,260 | Oh, shoot. | Oh, shoot. |
180 | 00:08:01,329 | 00:08:02,328 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
181 | 00:08:02,358 | 00:08:03,528 | Rory: You're grounded. | Rory: You're grounded. |
182 | 00:08:03,558 | 00:08:05,197 | Ha. Sorry, mom. | Ha. Sorry, mom. |
183 | 00:08:05,227 | 00:08:07,866 | Kimmy saw this guy at the mall who was a total chachi, | Kimmy saw this guy at the mall who was a total chachi, |
184 | 00:08:07,896 | 00:08:09,125 | and he bought us a slurpee, | and he bought us a slurpee, |
185 | 00:08:09,165 | 00:08:10,625 | and we totally lost track of time. | and we totally lost track of time. |
186 | 00:08:10,665 | 00:08:12,034 | I called you twice. I left messages. | I called you twice. I left messages. |
187 | 00:08:12,064 | 00:08:13,633 | I called the national guard, | I called the national guard, |
188 | 00:08:13,663 | 00:08:15,863 | who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad. | who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad. |
189 | 00:08:15,903 | 00:08:17,402 | I just checked my messages. | I just checked my messages. |
190 | 00:08:17,432 | 00:08:19,471 | I won't be ignored, Dan. | I won't be ignored, Dan. |
191 | 00:08:19,501 | 00:08:21,170 | I know. I'm hiding my rabbit as we speak. | I know. I'm hiding my rabbit as we speak. |
192 | 00:08:21,200 | 00:08:22,940 | So what's the deal? | So what's the deal? |
193 | 00:08:22,970 | 00:08:25,169 | No deal. I, um, spent the night at Sookie's last night. | No deal. I, um, spent the night at Sookie's last night. |
194 | 00:08:25,209 | 00:08:26,368 | Why? | Why? |
195 | 00:08:26,408 | 00:08:28,007 | We were talking and it got late, | We were talking and it got late, |
196 | 00:08:28,037 | 00:08:30,376 | so I crashed on her couch and woke up covered in jam. | so I crashed on her couch and woke up covered in jam. |
197 | 00:08:30,406 | 00:08:31,446 | Is everything all right? | Is everything all right? |
198 | 00:08:31,476 | 00:08:33,145 | Everything's fine. | Everything's fine. |
199 | 00:08:33,175 | 00:08:34,445 | How's it going with you? | How's it going with you? |
200 | 00:08:34,475 | 00:08:36,344 | Well, Logan graduated. | Well, Logan graduated. |
201 | 00:08:36,374 | 00:08:38,983 | That's right... the graduation. Wow. How was it? | That's right... the graduation. Wow. How was it? |
202 | 00:08:39,013 | 00:08:40,442 | I'm here now. It was nice. | I'm here now. It was nice. |
203 | 00:08:40,482 | 00:08:42,381 | Logan looked great... Very dignified. | Logan looked great... Very dignified. |
204 | 00:08:42,411 | 00:08:44,421 | He didn't trip. He remembered to wear pants. | He didn't trip. He remembered to wear pants. |
205 | 00:08:44,451 | 00:08:46,120 | He's quite a catch, that guy. | He's quite a catch, that guy. |
206 | 00:08:46,150 | 00:08:47,479 | I was very proud of him. | I was very proud of him. |
207 | 00:08:47,519 | 00:08:49,548 | I'm just waiting for him to extricate himself | I'm just waiting for him to extricate himself |
208 | 00:08:49,588 | 00:08:50,648 | from those people. | from those people. |
209 | 00:08:50,688 | 00:08:52,117 | His parents are there? | His parents are there? |
210 | 00:08:52,157 | 00:08:53,357 | Yep, they are with Logan, | Yep, they are with Logan, |
211 | 00:08:53,387 | 00:08:55,186 | and I am standing a good 50 feet away. | and I am standing a good 50 feet away. |
212 | 00:08:55,226 | 00:08:56,526 | As per the restraining order. | As per the restraining order. |
213 | 00:08:56,556 | 00:08:58,325 | They're dragging him out for drinks, | They're dragging him out for drinks, |
214 | 00:08:58,355 | 00:08:59,924 | we're meeting back at the apartment, | we're meeting back at the apartment, |
215 | 00:08:59,954 | 00:09:01,224 | and then he'll be all mine. | and then he'll be all mine. |
216 | 00:09:01,264 | 00:09:02,993 | I've got the afternoon planned out. | I've got the afternoon planned out. |
217 | 00:09:03,023 | 00:09:05,462 | You're such a girlfriend. You should take him to the mall. | You're such a girlfriend. You should take him to the mall. |
218 | 00:09:05,492 | 00:09:06,361 | I'll think about it. | I'll think about it. |
219 | 00:09:06,391 | 00:09:08,161 | So, you take pictures? | So, you take pictures? |
220 | 00:09:08,201 | 00:09:10,560 | Only about a thousand. I'll bring my camera tonight. | Only about a thousand. I'll bring my camera tonight. |
221 | 00:09:10,600 | 00:09:12,669 | Oh, listen, just a heads-up... | Oh, listen, just a heads-up... |
222 | 00:09:12,699 | 00:09:14,568 | I might have to duck out after drinks. | I might have to duck out after drinks. |
223 | 00:09:14,598 | 00:09:16,297 | No! Why? | No! Why? |
224 | 00:09:16,337 | 00:09:18,606 | I made reservations at this crappy Italian restaurant | I made reservations at this crappy Italian restaurant |
225 | 00:09:18,636 | 00:09:20,975 | with chianti bottles hanging from the ceiling, | with chianti bottles hanging from the ceiling, |
226 | 00:09:21,005 | 00:09:23,074 | and the husband and wife that own the place | and the husband and wife that own the place |
227 | 00:09:23,104 | 00:09:25,404 | wind up screaming at each other after 8:00... we love it. | wind up screaming at each other after 8:00... we love it. |
228 | 00:09:25,443 | 00:09:26,973 | Sounds great. | Sounds great. |
229 | 00:09:27,003 | 00:09:28,412 | It's our last night together for a while. | It's our last night together for a while. |
230 | 00:09:28,442 | 00:09:30,941 | I want it to be really special. | I want it to be really special. |
231 | 00:09:30,981 | 00:09:32,640 | I better get back. I'll see you tonight? | I better get back. I'll see you tonight? |
232 | 00:09:32,680 | 00:09:35,549 | Okay, hon. See you tonight. | Okay, hon. See you tonight. |
233 | 00:09:35,579 | 00:09:37,249 | [ Cellphone beeps ] | [ Cellphone beeps ] |
234 | 00:09:37,279 | 00:09:38,218 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
235 | 00:09:41,187 | 00:09:42,416 | Hello! Babette! | Hello! Babette! |
236 | 00:09:45,015 | 00:09:47,414 | Hi, buddy. Where's babette? | Hi, buddy. Where's babette? |
237 | 00:09:47,454 | 00:09:48,984 | Oh, she had to go, honey. | Oh, she had to go, honey. |
238 | 00:09:49,024 | 00:09:51,123 | I told her I'd take the morning shift. | I told her I'd take the morning shift. |
239 | 00:09:51,153 | 00:09:53,492 | She told me to tell you that everything went fine. | She told me to tell you that everything went fine. |
240 | 00:09:53,522 | 00:09:55,221 | Paul anka ate all his food, | Paul anka ate all his food, |
241 | 00:09:55,261 | 00:09:57,420 | and then he did something weird with your nightgown. | and then he did something weird with your nightgown. |
242 | 00:09:57,460 | 00:09:59,289 | Oh, are you cross-dressing again? | Oh, are you cross-dressing again? |
243 | 00:09:59,329 | 00:10:00,589 | I got here at 7:30. | I got here at 7:30. |
244 | 00:10:00,629 | 00:10:03,328 | I gave him a little kibble and a new hoof, | I gave him a little kibble and a new hoof, |
245 | 00:10:03,358 | 00:10:04,597 | and he ran around the house a few times | and he ran around the house a few times |
246 | 00:10:04,627 | 00:10:06,366 | and then passed out in the corner. | and then passed out in the corner. |
247 | 00:10:06,396 | 00:10:07,596 | He's been quiet ever since. | He's been quiet ever since. |
248 | 00:10:07,626 | 00:10:09,295 | Thank you guys for doing this, Patty. | Thank you guys for doing this, Patty. |
249 | 00:10:09,335 | 00:10:12,104 | Paul anka's never spent the whole night alone before. | Paul anka's never spent the whole night alone before. |
250 | 00:10:12,134 | 00:10:14,103 | Oh, it's our pleasure, sweetheart. | Oh, it's our pleasure, sweetheart. |
251 | 00:10:14,133 | 00:10:16,132 | So, you're staying out all night, huh? | So, you're staying out all night, huh? |
252 | 00:10:16,172 | 00:10:17,532 | Anything illegal? | Anything illegal? |
253 | 00:10:17,572 | 00:10:19,641 | Oh, no, no. Just a little girls' night out. | Oh, no, no. Just a little girls' night out. |
254 | 00:10:19,671 | 00:10:21,270 | Or in, I should say. | Or in, I should say. |
255 | 00:10:21,310 | 00:10:23,069 | Sookie and I had a slumber party. | Sookie and I had a slumber party. |
256 | 00:10:23,109 | 00:10:24,109 | Oh, that sounds fun. | Oh, that sounds fun. |
257 | 00:10:24,139 | 00:10:25,308 | Do you want some coffee, Patty? | Do you want some coffee, Patty? |
258 | 00:10:25,338 | 00:10:27,947 | Oh, no, sweetheart. I need to get going. | Oh, no, sweetheart. I need to get going. |
259 | 00:10:27,977 | 00:10:30,376 | I'm teaching a cardio striptease class at 10:00. | I'm teaching a cardio striptease class at 10:00. |
260 | 00:10:30,406 | 00:10:33,215 | I have to make sure those Poles are screwed in tight. | I have to make sure those Poles are screwed in tight. |
261 | 00:10:33,245 | 00:10:34,215 | Okay. | Okay. |
262 | 00:10:34,245 | 00:10:35,144 | [ Door opens ] | [ Door opens ] |
263 | 00:10:35,184 | 00:10:36,384 | Luke: Lorelai, you here? | Luke: Lorelai, you here? |
264 | 00:10:36,414 | 00:10:38,213 | Tell him I'm not here. What? | Tell him I'm not here. What? |
265 | 00:10:38,253 | 00:10:40,182 | Patty, please. Tell him I'm not here. | Patty, please. Tell him I'm not here. |
266 | 00:10:40,212 | 00:10:42,481 | No, no, but I... Luke, hi. | No, no, but I... Luke, hi. |
267 | 00:10:42,521 | 00:10:44,221 | What the hell are you doing here? | What the hell are you doing here? |
268 | 00:10:44,251 | 00:10:46,020 | Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. | Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. |
269 | 00:10:46,050 | 00:10:47,649 | I'm looking for Lorelai. Well, she's not here. | I'm looking for Lorelai. Well, she's not here. |
270 | 00:10:47,689 | 00:10:49,388 | Her Jeep's right out front. | Her Jeep's right out front. |
271 | 00:10:49,418 | 00:10:52,327 | All I know is she called to have me come and feed Paul anka. | All I know is she called to have me come and feed Paul anka. |
272 | 00:10:52,357 | 00:10:54,626 | Called from where? I don't know. The inn, maybe. | Called from where? I don't know. The inn, maybe. |
273 | 00:10:54,656 | 00:10:56,296 | No, I tried the inn. | No, I tried the inn. |
274 | 00:10:56,326 | 00:10:58,165 | Well, uh, I-I don't know. | Well, uh, I-I don't know. |
275 | 00:10:58,195 | 00:11:00,264 | You know, half the time people speak to me, | You know, half the time people speak to me, |
276 | 00:11:00,294 | 00:11:01,693 | I'm thinking about baryshnikov. | I'm thinking about baryshnikov. |
277 | 00:11:01,733 | 00:11:04,162 | Did you see "turning point"? No. | Did you see "turning point"? No. |
278 | 00:11:04,202 | 00:11:06,201 | Oh, that man was so beautiful. | Oh, that man was so beautiful. |
279 | 00:11:06,231 | 00:11:07,361 | Yeah, I'm sure. | Yeah, I'm sure. |
280 | 00:11:07,401 | 00:11:09,170 | Pure sex walking. | Pure sex walking. |
281 | 00:11:09,200 | 00:11:11,599 | Flying, actually. That man could fly. | Flying, actually. That man could fly. |
282 | 00:11:11,639 | 00:11:13,498 | Have you ever thought of taking dance? | Have you ever thought of taking dance? |
283 | 00:11:13,538 | 00:11:15,038 | Me? No. | Me? No. |
284 | 00:11:15,068 | 00:11:17,167 | Well, maybe you might want to think about it. | Well, maybe you might want to think about it. |
285 | 00:11:17,207 | 00:11:19,136 | There's nothing sexier than a man in tights. | There's nothing sexier than a man in tights. |
286 | 00:11:19,176 | 00:11:20,505 | Yeah, I'm sure that's true. | Yeah, I'm sure that's true. |
287 | 00:11:20,535 | 00:11:22,575 | Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by? | Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by? |
288 | 00:11:22,605 | 00:11:24,474 | Oh, of course I will, honey. | Oh, of course I will, honey. |
289 | 00:11:24,514 | 00:11:26,743 | Stop imagining me in tights, Patty. | Stop imagining me in tights, Patty. |
290 | 00:11:26,773 | 00:11:29,112 | It's a free country, honey. | It's a free country, honey. |
291 | 00:11:29,142 | 00:11:31,451 | [ Door opens ] | [ Door opens ] |
292 | 00:11:31,481 | 00:11:33,580 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
293 | 00:11:33,610 | 00:11:35,519 | He is so easy. | He is so easy. |
294 | 00:11:35,549 | 00:11:36,649 | Thank you, Patty. | Thank you, Patty. |
295 | 00:11:36,679 | 00:11:38,218 | Something going on with you and Luke? | Something going on with you and Luke? |
296 | 00:11:38,248 | 00:11:39,418 | It's nothing. | It's nothing. |
297 | 00:11:39,448 | 00:11:40,687 | We had a little fight... Nothing big. | We had a little fight... Nothing big. |
298 | 00:11:40,717 | 00:11:42,356 | I'm just... Punishing him. | I'm just... Punishing him. |
299 | 00:11:42,386 | 00:11:44,026 | Good for you. | Good for you. |
300 | 00:11:44,056 | 00:11:45,725 | The longer the freeze-out, the better the makeup. | The longer the freeze-out, the better the makeup. |
301 | 00:11:45,755 | 00:11:47,254 | Yes, exactly. | Yes, exactly. |
302 | 00:11:47,284 | 00:11:48,324 | Thank you for doing this. | Thank you for doing this. |
303 | 00:11:48,354 | 00:11:49,693 | Oh, sure, any time. | Oh, sure, any time. |
304 | 00:11:49,723 | 00:11:51,762 | If you need anything else, just give me a call. | If you need anything else, just give me a call. |
305 | 00:11:51,792 | 00:11:53,462 | I will. | I will. |
306 | 00:11:53,492 | 00:11:56,290 | Oh, and, honey, don't freeze him out too long. | Oh, and, honey, don't freeze him out too long. |
307 | 00:11:56,330 | 00:11:58,699 | Luke is a much better man than my first husband... | Luke is a much better man than my first husband... |
308 | 00:11:58,729 | 00:12:00,499 | Or second husband. | Or second husband. |
309 | 00:12:00,529 | 00:12:03,028 | But he's neck and neck with the third one, though. | But he's neck and neck with the third one, though. |
310 | 00:12:03,068 | 00:12:04,167 | Okay. | Okay. |
311 | 00:12:04,197 | 00:12:05,667 | Bye, Paul anka! | Bye, Paul anka! |
312 | 00:12:05,697 | 00:12:08,665 | Thank you for letting me scratch your butt for an hour! | Thank you for letting me scratch your butt for an hour! |
313 | 00:12:08,705 | 00:12:10,635 | Just like husband number four. | Just like husband number four. |
314 | 00:12:10,664 | 00:12:12,004 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
315 | 00:12:12,034 | 00:12:13,004 | Bye. | Bye. |
316 | 00:12:19,311 | 00:12:20,570 | [ Elevator dings ] | [ Elevator dings ] |
317 | 00:12:20,610 | 00:12:22,540 | Mitchum: Pete Michaels will be there | Mitchum: Pete Michaels will be there |
318 | 00:12:22,580 | 00:12:24,409 | for at least the first two months. | for at least the first two months. |
319 | 00:12:24,449 | 00:12:26,608 | He runs the department, so he's the one to see. | He runs the department, so he's the one to see. |
320 | 00:12:26,648 | 00:12:28,017 | He's a good guy. | He's a good guy. |
321 | 00:12:28,047 | 00:12:29,647 | [ Cellphone rings ] I got to go. | [ Cellphone rings ] I got to go. |
322 | 00:12:29,677 | 00:12:32,385 | Yeah, I'll talk to you later. | Yeah, I'll talk to you later. |
323 | 00:12:32,415 | 00:12:33,745 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
324 | 00:12:33,785 | 00:12:35,054 | Hey. What happened? | Hey. What happened? |
325 | 00:12:35,084 | 00:12:37,353 | It took longer than I thought. | It took longer than I thought. |
326 | 00:12:37,383 | 00:12:39,283 | I've got to leave for my grandparents' right now. | I've got to leave for my grandparents' right now. |
327 | 00:12:39,323 | 00:12:41,791 | To top it off, just as the family thing is winding down, | To top it off, just as the family thing is winding down, |
328 | 00:12:41,821 | 00:12:44,260 | a bunch of dad's business automatons came by, | a bunch of dad's business automatons came by, |
329 | 00:12:44,290 | 00:12:46,060 | and he made me stay to talk shop. | and he made me stay to talk shop. |
330 | 00:12:46,090 | 00:12:47,719 | Synergy and new media ventures | Synergy and new media ventures |
331 | 00:12:47,759 | 00:12:49,458 | in increasing shareholder value. | in increasing shareholder value. |
332 | 00:12:49,488 | 00:12:50,758 | I could hear my soul dying. | I could hear my soul dying. |
333 | 00:12:50,788 | 00:12:52,257 | He's doing this on purpose. | He's doing this on purpose. |
334 | 00:12:52,297 | 00:12:53,257 | I wouldn't put it past him. | I wouldn't put it past him. |
335 | 00:12:53,297 | 00:12:54,766 | Why is he doing this? | Why is he doing this? |
336 | 00:12:54,796 | 00:12:57,065 | Don't think about him. Just go to your thing. | Don't think about him. Just go to your thing. |
337 | 00:12:57,095 | 00:12:59,094 | Get it over with. I'll wait for you here. | Get it over with. I'll wait for you here. |
338 | 00:12:59,134 | 00:13:00,734 | No more thoughts about mitchum. | No more thoughts about mitchum. |
339 | 00:13:00,764 | 00:13:01,703 | No more thoughts. | No more thoughts. |
340 | 00:13:01,733 | 00:13:02,733 | Go. | Go. |
341 | 00:13:05,432 | 00:13:08,670 | Mitchum: Yeah. At this number. | Mitchum: Yeah. At this number. |
342 | 00:13:08,700 | 00:13:10,340 | Here, call me back. Bye. | Here, call me back. Bye. |
343 | 00:13:17,776 | 00:13:20,405 | Oh. Hello, Rory. | Oh. Hello, Rory. |
344 | 00:13:23,774 | 00:13:26,213 | Were you at the ceremony? We didn't see you. | Were you at the ceremony? We didn't see you. |
345 | 00:13:26,243 | 00:13:27,382 | Yeah, I was there. | Yeah, I was there. |
346 | 00:13:27,412 | 00:13:28,412 | Ah. | Ah. |
347 | 00:13:28,452 | 00:13:29,711 | We didn't see you. | We didn't see you. |
348 | 00:13:29,751 | 00:13:31,221 | Well, I was there. | Well, I was there. |
349 | 00:13:31,251 | 00:13:33,450 | Did you know that Logan and I had plans | Did you know that Logan and I had plans |
350 | 00:13:33,480 | 00:13:35,389 | to go out after the ceremony? | to go out after the ceremony? |
351 | 00:13:35,419 | 00:13:37,048 | Were you aware of that? | Were you aware of that? |
352 | 00:13:37,088 | 00:13:38,188 | No, I was not. Yeah. | No, I was not. Yeah. |
353 | 00:13:38,218 | 00:13:39,357 | 'Cause why would your son | 'Cause why would your son |
354 | 00:13:39,387 | 00:13:41,157 | want to go out with his girlfriend | want to go out with his girlfriend |
355 | 00:13:41,187 | 00:13:42,486 | the last day before he leaves, right? | the last day before he leaves, right? |
356 | 00:13:42,526 | 00:13:45,395 | Rory... and this gathering of yours... | Rory... and this gathering of yours... |
357 | 00:13:45,425 | 00:13:48,464 | It turns into a business meeting on his graduation day? | It turns into a business meeting on his graduation day? |
358 | 00:13:48,494 | 00:13:50,293 | As if Logan's not gonna have enough time for that | As if Logan's not gonna have enough time for that |
359 | 00:13:50,323 | 00:13:52,592 | during the year you're forcing him to do in London. | during the year you're forcing him to do in London. |
360 | 00:13:52,632 | 00:13:54,601 | It wasn't exactly a business meeting. | It wasn't exactly a business meeting. |
361 | 00:13:54,631 | 00:13:56,460 | Why are you doing this? Doing what? | Why are you doing this? Doing what? |
362 | 00:13:56,500 | 00:13:59,329 | Taking him away from me. Do you hate me that much? | Taking him away from me. Do you hate me that much? |
363 | 00:13:59,369 | 00:14:00,499 | I don't hate you. | I don't hate you. |
364 | 00:14:00,529 | 00:14:01,838 | Yeah, right. Why would I hate you? | Yeah, right. Why would I hate you? |
365 | 00:14:01,868 | 00:14:03,667 | Because I'm dating your son. | Because I'm dating your son. |
366 | 00:14:03,697 | 00:14:06,306 | Logan's love life is his business. I don't get involved. | Logan's love life is his business. I don't get involved. |
367 | 00:14:06,336 | 00:14:08,805 | Oh, please. You have done nothing but get involved. | Oh, please. You have done nothing but get involved. |
368 | 00:14:08,835 | 00:14:10,474 | How? | How? |
369 | 00:14:10,504 | 00:14:12,274 | You're sending him away... 5,000 miles away. | You're sending him away... 5,000 miles away. |
370 | 00:14:12,304 | 00:14:14,213 | What other reason is there but to separate us? | What other reason is there but to separate us? |
371 | 00:14:14,243 | 00:14:16,312 | You flatter yourself if you think I put that much energy | You flatter yourself if you think I put that much energy |
372 | 00:14:16,342 | 00:14:17,771 | into thinking about your relationship. | into thinking about your relationship. |
373 | 00:14:17,811 | 00:14:19,211 | Here's the lobby. | Here's the lobby. |
374 | 00:14:19,241 | 00:14:20,580 | Let's get this clear right now. | Let's get this clear right now. |
375 | 00:14:20,610 | 00:14:22,479 | I'm sending Logan away for one reason... | I'm sending Logan away for one reason... |
376 | 00:14:22,509 | 00:14:24,379 | Because it is time for him | Because it is time for him |
377 | 00:14:24,419 | 00:14:26,578 | to stop jumping out of planes in a gorilla mask | to stop jumping out of planes in a gorilla mask |
378 | 00:14:26,618 | 00:14:29,417 | and crashing boats and getting plastered every night | and crashing boats and getting plastered every night |
379 | 00:14:29,447 | 00:14:31,116 | and ending up in the hospital. | and ending up in the hospital. |
380 | 00:14:31,156 | 00:14:32,785 | It's time for him to stop being a child | It's time for him to stop being a child |
381 | 00:14:32,815 | 00:14:34,454 | and to start being a man. | and to start being a man. |
382 | 00:14:34,484 | 00:14:36,654 | It's time for him to start focusing on his future, | It's time for him to start focusing on his future, |
383 | 00:14:36,684 | 00:14:38,223 | and the only way he is gonna do that | and the only way he is gonna do that |
384 | 00:14:38,253 | 00:14:39,592 | is to get him out of his environment | is to get him out of his environment |
385 | 00:14:39,622 | 00:14:41,791 | and away from those dopes, Colin and Finn, | and away from those dopes, Colin and Finn, |
386 | 00:14:41,821 | 00:14:45,390 | and the life and death brigade and get him on a path. | and the life and death brigade and get him on a path. |
387 | 00:14:45,430 | 00:14:46,829 | Logan is talented. | Logan is talented. |
388 | 00:14:46,859 | 00:14:48,599 | He's my son. I want him to achieve something. | He's my son. I want him to achieve something. |
389 | 00:14:48,629 | 00:14:50,098 | And he needs a push. | And he needs a push. |
390 | 00:14:50,128 | 00:14:52,297 | It's what my father did with me. | It's what my father did with me. |
391 | 00:14:52,327 | 00:14:53,726 | He pushed me, I grew up, | He pushed me, I grew up, |
392 | 00:14:53,766 | 00:14:55,466 | and now Logan is gonna grow up. | and now Logan is gonna grow up. |
393 | 00:14:55,496 | 00:14:57,495 | Anything here you're not agreeing with? | Anything here you're not agreeing with? |
394 | 00:15:00,464 | 00:15:02,573 | I didn't think so. | I didn't think so. |
395 | 00:15:11,639 | 00:15:14,848 | ♪ And we tried | ♪ And we tried |
396 | 00:15:14,878 | 00:15:18,716 | ♪ we tried with all our might ♪ | ♪ we tried with all our might ♪ |
397 | 00:15:18,746 | 00:15:23,584 | ♪ we tore the playhouse down ♪ | ♪ we tore the playhouse down ♪ |
398 | 00:15:25,783 | 00:15:33,520 | ♪ we ran ♪ headlong in our way | ♪ we ran ♪ headlong in our way |
399 | 00:15:33,550 | 00:15:36,459 | ♪ yeah, we tried so hard ♪ | ♪ yeah, we tried so hard ♪ |
400 | 00:15:41,297 | 00:15:45,295 | ♪ we stared at the sun too long ♪ | ♪ we stared at the sun too long ♪ |
401 | 00:15:45,325 | 00:15:46,494 | got your mail here, Taylor. | got your mail here, Taylor. |
402 | 00:15:46,524 | 00:15:48,194 | Thanks, cliff. | Thanks, cliff. |
403 | 00:15:48,234 | 00:15:51,202 | I guess the last group of miscreants didn't get word | I guess the last group of miscreants didn't get word |
404 | 00:15:51,232 | 00:15:53,701 | that troubadours are persona non grata | that troubadours are persona non grata |
405 | 00:15:53,731 | 00:15:55,301 | in stars hollow. | in stars hollow. |
406 | 00:15:55,331 | 00:15:58,639 | Just one more rat I have to exterminate. | Just one more rat I have to exterminate. |
407 | 00:15:58,669 | 00:15:59,639 | See ya, cliff. | See ya, cliff. |
408 | 00:15:59,669 | 00:16:01,738 | ♪ In our usual style | ♪ In our usual style |
409 | 00:16:01,768 | 00:16:05,207 | ♪ now wish we could lie | ♪ now wish we could lie |
410 | 00:16:05,237 | 00:16:07,506 | ♪ to ourselves again | ♪ to ourselves again |
411 | 00:16:09,575 | 00:16:11,874 | [ all singing ] | [ all singing ] |
412 | 00:16:25,418 | 00:16:26,688 | [ Doorbell rings ] | [ Doorbell rings ] |
413 | 00:16:26,718 | 00:16:28,517 | Gerta, you're half my age. | Gerta, you're half my age. |
414 | 00:16:28,557 | 00:16:30,886 | Why do I always beat you to the door? | Why do I always beat you to the door? |
415 | 00:16:30,916 | 00:16:33,525 | Hi, mom. Hello, Lorelai. | Hi, mom. Hello, Lorelai. |
416 | 00:16:33,555 | 00:16:34,524 | So, just you tonight? | So, just you tonight? |
417 | 00:16:34,554 | 00:16:36,394 | Well, I know how mad you get | Well, I know how mad you get |
418 | 00:16:36,423 | 00:16:38,623 | when I bring the insane clown posse with me. | when I bring the insane clown posse with me. |
419 | 00:16:38,663 | 00:16:39,662 | So no Luke? | So no Luke? |
420 | 00:16:39,692 | 00:16:41,531 | Luke's working. All right. | Luke's working. All right. |
421 | 00:16:41,561 | 00:16:42,631 | So, how are we? | So, how are we? |
422 | 00:16:42,661 | 00:16:44,260 | We're good. Fine. | We're good. Fine. |
423 | 00:16:44,300 | 00:16:45,860 | We're starving. We'd love a drink. | We're starving. We'd love a drink. |
424 | 00:16:45,900 | 00:16:48,329 | Your father's making martinis in the living room. | Your father's making martinis in the living room. |
425 | 00:16:48,369 | 00:16:49,798 | Oh, now your legs work. | Oh, now your legs work. |
426 | 00:16:49,828 | 00:16:51,267 | Here, hang these up. | Here, hang these up. |
427 | 00:16:51,297 | 00:16:52,897 | And eat something with sugar! | And eat something with sugar! |
428 | 00:16:52,937 | 00:16:54,466 | Rory: That's it. I'll take care of the rest. | Rory: That's it. I'll take care of the rest. |
429 | 00:16:54,506 | 00:16:55,735 | Just say whatever it takes | Just say whatever it takes |
430 | 00:16:55,765 | 00:16:57,865 | and get him out of there about 9:30. | and get him out of there about 9:30. |
431 | 00:16:57,905 | 00:16:58,874 | I trust you, Finn. | I trust you, Finn. |
432 | 00:16:58,904 | 00:17:00,503 | No, it's not a surprise | No, it's not a surprise |
433 | 00:17:00,533 | 00:17:01,843 | you've never heard anyone say that before. | you've never heard anyone say that before. |
434 | 00:17:01,873 | 00:17:04,612 | Just get Colin and get out of there. | Just get Colin and get out of there. |
435 | 00:17:04,642 | 00:17:06,711 | Sorry, everyone. I'm off it for good now. | Sorry, everyone. I'm off it for good now. |
436 | 00:17:06,741 | 00:17:08,540 | Hello, Lorelai. Thanks, dad. Hello. | Hello, Lorelai. Thanks, dad. Hello. |
437 | 00:17:08,580 | 00:17:10,309 | What's this? Don't touch that! | What's this? Don't touch that! |
438 | 00:17:10,339 | 00:17:11,279 | He slapped my hand earlier. | He slapped my hand earlier. |
439 | 00:17:11,309 | 00:17:12,778 | It is top secret. | It is top secret. |
440 | 00:17:12,808 | 00:17:14,917 | Oh, my god. It's the weapons of mass destruction. | Oh, my god. It's the weapons of mass destruction. |
441 | 00:17:14,947 | 00:17:16,817 | Quick... get the president on the phone. | Quick... get the president on the phone. |
442 | 00:17:16,847 | 00:17:19,615 | If he's not in the oval office, try the ice-cream room. | If he's not in the oval office, try the ice-cream room. |
443 | 00:17:19,645 | 00:17:21,885 | Just tell them what it is, Richard. | Just tell them what it is, Richard. |
444 | 00:17:21,914 | 00:17:23,714 | Well, it looks like we're going to receive | Well, it looks like we're going to receive |
445 | 00:17:23,754 | 00:17:25,623 | a tidy little settlement | a tidy little settlement |
446 | 00:17:25,653 | 00:17:27,852 | from the charlatan that botched your mother's eye surgery. | from the charlatan that botched your mother's eye surgery. |
447 | 00:17:27,882 | 00:17:29,891 | A very tidy settlement. | A very tidy settlement. |
448 | 00:17:29,921 | 00:17:32,890 | We've decided to add it to the money we're donating to Yale. | We've decided to add it to the money we're donating to Yale. |
449 | 00:17:32,920 | 00:17:35,889 | Thank god. Finally a hot meal for the lacrosse team. | Thank god. Finally a hot meal for the lacrosse team. |
450 | 00:17:35,929 | 00:17:38,658 | We're adding it to the money we're donating in Rory's name. | We're adding it to the money we're donating in Rory's name. |
451 | 00:17:38,697 | 00:17:40,197 | Oh, goody. They didn't forget. | Oh, goody. They didn't forget. |
452 | 00:17:40,227 | 00:17:42,266 | And with that extra money, we can now afford | And with that extra money, we can now afford |
453 | 00:17:42,296 | 00:17:44,935 | what is on the table right in front of you. | what is on the table right in front of you. |
454 | 00:17:44,965 | 00:17:46,464 | Richard, do the honors. | Richard, do the honors. |
455 | 00:17:46,494 | 00:17:47,764 | All right. | All right. |
456 | 00:17:47,794 | 00:17:50,403 | Miss Rory Gilmore, may I present... | Miss Rory Gilmore, may I present... |
457 | 00:17:50,433 | 00:17:52,672 | Your building. | Your building. |
458 | 00:17:52,702 | 00:17:54,501 | What?! Your science building. | What?! Your science building. |
459 | 00:17:54,541 | 00:17:56,500 | On the q.T., a friend of mine who knows the architect | On the q.T., a friend of mine who knows the architect |
460 | 00:17:56,540 | 00:17:58,309 | snagged the model for me. | snagged the model for me. |
461 | 00:17:58,339 | 00:18:00,468 | It's a beaut, isn't it? Built perfectly to scale. | It's a beaut, isn't it? Built perfectly to scale. |
462 | 00:18:00,508 | 00:18:02,208 | Very sleek. | Very sleek. |
463 | 00:18:02,238 | 00:18:03,877 | And there's plenty of wall space inside for a portrait. | And there's plenty of wall space inside for a portrait. |
464 | 00:18:03,907 | 00:18:05,346 | Of who? Of you. | Of who? Of you. |
465 | 00:18:05,376 | 00:18:06,976 | And look right here. | And look right here. |
466 | 00:18:07,006 | 00:18:09,575 | My friend attached a placard to the front of the building. | My friend attached a placard to the front of the building. |
467 | 00:18:09,615 | 00:18:11,284 | The Rory Gilmore astronomy building. | The Rory Gilmore astronomy building. |
468 | 00:18:11,314 | 00:18:12,713 | Um, grandpa... | Um, grandpa... |
469 | 00:18:12,743 | 00:18:14,682 | They're going to start construction this summer, | They're going to start construction this summer, |
470 | 00:18:14,712 | 00:18:16,682 | so it should be up and running by Christmas. | so it should be up and running by Christmas. |
471 | 00:18:16,712 | 00:18:18,321 | Is this the actual lettering? | Is this the actual lettering? |
472 | 00:18:18,351 | 00:18:19,620 | I mean, is this the scale? | I mean, is this the scale? |
473 | 00:18:19,650 | 00:18:20,920 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
474 | 00:18:20,950 | 00:18:22,649 | Although the style is very dignified. | Although the style is very dignified. |
475 | 00:18:22,689 | 00:18:24,988 | I'm sure we can request this lettering if you like. | I'm sure we can request this lettering if you like. |
476 | 00:18:25,018 | 00:18:26,657 | It's your building, so why not? | It's your building, so why not? |
477 | 00:18:26,687 | 00:18:28,887 | Because the lettering would be 30 feet high. | Because the lettering would be 30 feet high. |
478 | 00:18:28,927 | 00:18:30,386 | It's the astronomy building. | It's the astronomy building. |
479 | 00:18:30,426 | 00:18:32,495 | You have to be able to see it from space. | You have to be able to see it from space. |
480 | 00:18:32,525 | 00:18:33,924 | I don't know whether it's to scale. | I don't know whether it's to scale. |
481 | 00:18:33,954 | 00:18:35,594 | Is there someone we can call to check? | Is there someone we can call to check? |
482 | 00:18:35,624 | 00:18:36,823 | Relax, Rory. | Relax, Rory. |
483 | 00:18:36,863 | 00:18:37,993 | She's so modest. | She's so modest. |
484 | 00:18:38,023 | 00:18:39,662 | [ Doorbell rings ] Relax, Rory. | [ Doorbell rings ] Relax, Rory. |
485 | 00:18:39,692 | 00:18:41,861 | Remember when you wanted a personalized license plate? | Remember when you wanted a personalized license plate? |
486 | 00:18:41,901 | 00:18:43,630 | So much better. | So much better. |
487 | 00:18:43,660 | 00:18:45,000 | We're going to try to get them to add another floor | We're going to try to get them to add another floor |
488 | 00:18:45,030 | 00:18:47,669 | so that it's taller than everything around it. | so that it's taller than everything around it. |
489 | 00:18:47,699 | 00:18:49,238 | Make it stand out a bit more. | Make it stand out a bit more. |
490 | 00:18:49,268 | 00:18:49,968 | More than this?! | More than this?! |
491 | 00:18:49,998 | 00:18:50,997 | I love the portrait idea. | I love the portrait idea. |
492 | 00:18:51,037 | 00:18:52,767 | Who's not helping? Hmm? | Who's not helping? Hmm? |
493 | 00:18:52,807 | 00:18:55,975 | Excuse me, everyone. Christopher Hayden has arrived. | Excuse me, everyone. Christopher Hayden has arrived. |
494 | 00:18:56,005 | 00:18:58,244 | Christopher, how wonderful. Come in. Come in. | Christopher, how wonderful. Come in. Come in. |
495 | 00:18:58,274 | 00:18:59,604 | W-What are you doing here? | W-What are you doing here? |
496 | 00:18:59,644 | 00:19:00,573 | I was invited. | I was invited. |
497 | 00:19:00,603 | 00:19:01,813 | Shut up! Me too! | Shut up! Me too! |
498 | 00:19:01,843 | 00:19:03,572 | We promised Christopher a homecooked meal | We promised Christopher a homecooked meal |
499 | 00:19:03,612 | 00:19:07,440 | last time we saw him, and since we're leaving for Europe, | last time we saw him, and since we're leaving for Europe, |
500 | 00:19:07,480 | 00:19:09,909 | this was the last chance we had to make good on that promise. | this was the last chance we had to make good on that promise. |
501 | 00:19:09,949 | 00:19:11,579 | You can call a Gilmore many things, | You can call a Gilmore many things, |
502 | 00:19:11,619 | 00:19:13,418 | but you can't call him a welsher. | but you can't call him a welsher. |
503 | 00:19:13,448 | 00:19:15,787 | What are the things you can call him, for future reference? | What are the things you can call him, for future reference? |
504 | 00:19:15,817 | 00:19:17,746 | I'm very grateful for the invitation, Emily. | I'm very grateful for the invitation, Emily. |
505 | 00:19:17,786 | 00:19:19,455 | Martini, Christopher? Sounds good. | Martini, Christopher? Sounds good. |
506 | 00:19:19,485 | 00:19:20,515 | What's this? | What's this? |
507 | 00:19:20,555 | 00:19:21,485 | It's Rory's building. | It's Rory's building. |
508 | 00:19:21,525 | 00:19:23,324 | It's not my building. | It's not my building. |
509 | 00:19:23,354 | 00:19:25,723 | It's got your name on it. Are those letters to scale? | It's got your name on it. Are those letters to scale? |
510 | 00:19:25,753 | 00:19:27,022 | Oh, boy. 'Cause it's gonna be huge. | Oh, boy. 'Cause it's gonna be huge. |
511 | 00:19:27,052 | 00:19:28,592 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
512 | 00:19:28,622 | 00:19:31,390 | Dad, you can take my seat because I have to go | Dad, you can take my seat because I have to go |
513 | 00:19:31,430 | 00:19:32,760 | legally change my name and transfer to brown. | legally change my name and transfer to brown. |
514 | 00:19:32,790 | 00:19:34,359 | Honey, now come on. | Honey, now come on. |
515 | 00:19:34,399 | 00:19:36,498 | We have teased you way worse than this before. | We have teased you way worse than this before. |
516 | 00:19:36,528 | 00:19:39,697 | Remember when you were 10 and thought you discovered U2? | Remember when you were 10 and thought you discovered U2? |
517 | 00:19:39,727 | 00:19:41,796 | I should get going. Logan's leaving in the morning. | I should get going. Logan's leaving in the morning. |
518 | 00:19:41,836 | 00:19:43,665 | Oh, that's right. Tell him to have a safe trip. | Oh, that's right. Tell him to have a safe trip. |
519 | 00:19:43,695 | 00:19:44,435 | I will. | I will. |
520 | 00:19:44,465 | 00:19:45,934 | [ Doorbell rings ] | [ Doorbell rings ] |
521 | 00:19:45,964 | 00:19:48,503 | My goodness. It's grand central station here tonight. | My goodness. It's grand central station here tonight. |
522 | 00:19:48,533 | 00:19:50,772 | Come on, Rory. I'll walk you out. | Come on, Rory. I'll walk you out. |
523 | 00:19:50,802 | 00:19:52,002 | Bye, honey. | Bye, honey. |
524 | 00:19:52,042 | 00:19:54,311 | Christopher. Thank you. | Christopher. Thank you. |
525 | 00:19:54,341 | 00:19:55,740 | So, he's leaving, huh? | So, he's leaving, huh? |
526 | 00:19:55,770 | 00:19:57,510 | He's going to London to work for his dad. | He's going to London to work for his dad. |
527 | 00:19:57,540 | 00:19:58,809 | She should be very proud of that boy. | She should be very proud of that boy. |
528 | 00:19:58,839 | 00:20:01,548 | She should buy him an observatory. | She should buy him an observatory. |
529 | 00:20:01,578 | 00:20:03,377 | Well, look who I found outside. | Well, look who I found outside. |
530 | 00:20:03,407 | 00:20:04,617 | Oh. Carolyn. Hello, Richard. | Oh. Carolyn. Hello, Richard. |
531 | 00:20:04,647 | 00:20:06,816 | How wonderful to see you, | How wonderful to see you, |
532 | 00:20:06,846 | 00:20:08,585 | especially standing so close to a Martini. | especially standing so close to a Martini. |
533 | 00:20:08,615 | 00:20:09,984 | [ Chuckling ] Oh, Carolyn, | [ Chuckling ] Oh, Carolyn, |
534 | 00:20:10,014 | 00:20:11,754 | that sense of humor of yours. | that sense of humor of yours. |
535 | 00:20:11,784 | 00:20:13,653 | One Martini coming right up. | One Martini coming right up. |
536 | 00:20:13,683 | 00:20:15,652 | Carolyn, this is my daughter, Lorelai. | Carolyn, this is my daughter, Lorelai. |
537 | 00:20:15,682 | 00:20:17,521 | Lorelai, this is Carolyn bates... | Lorelai, this is Carolyn bates... |
538 | 00:20:17,551 | 00:20:18,921 | "Lynnie" to those in the know. | "Lynnie" to those in the know. |
539 | 00:20:18,951 | 00:20:20,320 | Am I in the know? | Am I in the know? |
540 | 00:20:20,350 | 00:20:21,589 | You are now. Nice to meet you. | You are now. Nice to meet you. |
541 | 00:20:21,619 | 00:20:22,789 | You too. | You too. |
542 | 00:20:22,819 | 00:20:24,628 | And, Lynnie, this is Christopher Hayden. | And, Lynnie, this is Christopher Hayden. |
543 | 00:20:24,658 | 00:20:25,828 | Nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you. |
544 | 00:20:25,858 | 00:20:26,927 | Lynnie, olives or a twist? | Lynnie, olives or a twist? |
545 | 00:20:26,957 | 00:20:28,427 | Olives, please. | Olives, please. |
546 | 00:20:28,457 | 00:20:29,926 | Lynnie's mother and I go so far back, | Lynnie's mother and I go so far back, |
547 | 00:20:29,956 | 00:20:31,525 | I'm embarrassed to talk about it. | I'm embarrassed to talk about it. |
548 | 00:20:31,565 | 00:20:33,724 | Lorelai, you remember my talking about Marie randle. | Lorelai, you remember my talking about Marie randle. |
549 | 00:20:33,764 | 00:20:35,534 | We were roommates in college. | We were roommates in college. |
550 | 00:20:35,564 | 00:20:38,063 | Well, Lynnie is her daughter, and she just moved to Hartford, | Well, Lynnie is her daughter, and she just moved to Hartford, |
551 | 00:20:38,093 | 00:20:40,861 | so, of course, we promised her a dinner. | so, of course, we promised her a dinner. |
552 | 00:20:40,901 | 00:20:42,301 | And since we're going to be out of town | And since we're going to be out of town |
553 | 00:20:42,331 | 00:20:43,670 | for the next couple of months, | for the next couple of months, |
554 | 00:20:43,700 | 00:20:45,669 | tonight seemed like the perfect opportunity. | tonight seemed like the perfect opportunity. |
555 | 00:20:45,699 | 00:20:48,068 | Tonight she's settling up all old debts, huh? | Tonight she's settling up all old debts, huh? |
556 | 00:20:48,098 | 00:20:49,938 | Lynnie, I've got your two olives. | Lynnie, I've got your two olives. |
557 | 00:20:49,968 | 00:20:52,507 | Thank you very much, Richard. | Thank you very much, Richard. |
558 | 00:20:52,537 | 00:20:52,976 | Move. What? | Move. What? |
559 | 00:20:53,006 | 00:20:54,646 | Ow! | Ow! |
560 | 00:20:54,676 | 00:20:56,545 | The arm is supposed to be connected to the body! | The arm is supposed to be connected to the body! |
561 | 00:20:56,575 | 00:20:58,044 | Lynnie, sit down next to Christopher. | Lynnie, sit down next to Christopher. |
562 | 00:20:58,074 | 00:20:58,914 | Lorelai's gonna sit with me. | Lorelai's gonna sit with me. |
563 | 00:20:58,944 | 00:21:00,713 | Okay. | Okay. |
564 | 00:21:00,743 | 00:21:03,082 | Lynnie is a psychologist. Isn't that fascinating? | Lynnie is a psychologist. Isn't that fascinating? |
565 | 00:21:03,112 | 00:21:05,351 | I do a lot of work with family counseling... | I do a lot of work with family counseling... |
566 | 00:21:05,381 | 00:21:06,951 | Runaways and drug recovery. | Runaways and drug recovery. |
567 | 00:21:06,980 | 00:21:07,880 | Arm-yanking rehab. | Arm-yanking rehab. |
568 | 00:21:07,910 | 00:21:09,579 | Ow! | Ow! |
569 | 00:21:09,619 | 00:21:11,948 | Lynnie moved here from Maine. Isn't that interesting? | Lynnie moved here from Maine. Isn't that interesting? |
570 | 00:21:11,988 | 00:21:14,617 | I've never been to Maine. Have you ever been to Maine? | I've never been to Maine. Have you ever been to Maine? |
571 | 00:21:14,657 | 00:21:16,517 | Uh, no, but I like lobster. | Uh, no, but I like lobster. |
572 | 00:21:16,556 | 00:21:17,786 | Well, then, you're in. | Well, then, you're in. |
573 | 00:21:17,816 | 00:21:19,785 | [ Laughter ] | [ Laughter ] |
574 | 00:21:19,825 | 00:21:21,524 | I tell you, Lynnie, you're a card, | I tell you, Lynnie, you're a card, |
575 | 00:21:21,554 | 00:21:22,924 | just like your mother. | just like your mother. |
576 | 00:21:22,954 | 00:21:24,993 | You should meet her mother. She's a stitch. | You should meet her mother. She's a stitch. |
577 | 00:21:25,023 | 00:21:27,062 | Isn't Lynnie's mother a stitch, Richard? | Isn't Lynnie's mother a stitch, Richard? |
578 | 00:21:27,092 | 00:21:29,091 | She's an entire seam, Emily. | She's an entire seam, Emily. |
579 | 00:21:29,131 | 00:21:32,400 | It's so important to find someone who can make you laugh. | It's so important to find someone who can make you laugh. |
580 | 00:21:32,430 | 00:21:34,969 | I was always so envious of Johnny Carson's wives. | I was always so envious of Johnny Carson's wives. |
581 | 00:21:34,999 | 00:21:36,968 | I just thought these women must do nothing | I just thought these women must do nothing |
582 | 00:21:36,998 | 00:21:38,697 | but laugh all the time. | but laugh all the time. |
583 | 00:21:38,737 | 00:21:40,437 | How's your drink, Lynnie? | How's your drink, Lynnie? |
584 | 00:21:40,467 | 00:21:42,366 | Very potent. Thank you, Emily. | Very potent. Thank you, Emily. |
585 | 00:21:42,406 | 00:21:44,875 | Well, potent is good because tonight is a party. | Well, potent is good because tonight is a party. |
586 | 00:21:44,905 | 00:21:47,903 | Which reminds me... Lynnie once threw her mother | Which reminds me... Lynnie once threw her mother |
587 | 00:21:47,933 | 00:21:49,973 | the most wonderful birthday party. | the most wonderful birthday party. |
588 | 00:21:50,003 | 00:21:52,471 | I think she made the cake herself, didn't you, Lynnie? | I think she made the cake herself, didn't you, Lynnie? |
589 | 00:21:52,511 | 00:21:55,710 | Oh, these days a woman who can bake | Oh, these days a woman who can bake |
590 | 00:21:55,740 | 00:21:59,079 | is a rare treasure, isn't she? | is a rare treasure, isn't she? |
591 | 00:21:59,109 | 00:22:01,778 | [ Rock music plays ] | [ Rock music plays ] |
592 | 00:22:05,546 | 00:22:09,714 | ♪ Give me hollow stimulation | ♪ Give me hollow stimulation |
593 | 00:22:09,754 | 00:22:12,753 | ♪ it's so sleazy to be free | ♪ it's so sleazy to be free |
594 | 00:22:12,783 | 00:22:16,392 | ♪ lots of lust in all creation | ♪ lots of lust in all creation |
595 | 00:22:16,421 | 00:22:23,559 | ♪ this silly cheap legacy ♪ what a waste | ♪ this silly cheap legacy ♪ what a waste |
596 | 00:22:23,589 | 00:22:29,566 | ♪ you're so chaste ♪ I can't wait | ♪ you're so chaste ♪ I can't wait |
597 | 00:22:29,596 | 00:22:32,435 | ♪ to taste your face | ♪ to taste your face |
598 | 00:22:42,541 | 00:22:44,100 | Officer ruskin, what took you so long? | Officer ruskin, what took you so long? |
599 | 00:22:44,140 | 00:22:45,809 | I called you hours ago. | I called you hours ago. |
600 | 00:22:45,839 | 00:22:48,138 | Well, I'm here now, Taylor. What do you need? | Well, I'm here now, Taylor. What do you need? |
601 | 00:22:48,168 | 00:22:50,637 | Handcuff these ruffians and take them away. | Handcuff these ruffians and take them away. |
602 | 00:22:50,677 | 00:22:52,147 | In what? In your car. | In what? In your car. |
603 | 00:22:52,177 | 00:22:54,646 | Well, I came on my bike. Why? | Well, I came on my bike. Why? |
604 | 00:22:54,676 | 00:22:57,015 | Fred took the car. Plus my handcuffs are broken. | Fred took the car. Plus my handcuffs are broken. |
605 | 00:22:57,045 | 00:23:01,083 | Well, then, find an appropriate vehicle to haul them away. | Well, then, find an appropriate vehicle to haul them away. |
606 | 00:23:01,113 | 00:23:03,912 | My sister has an s.U.V. But she's out of town, though. | My sister has an s.U.V. But she's out of town, though. |
607 | 00:23:03,952 | 00:23:05,381 | Well, then, line them up | Well, then, line them up |
608 | 00:23:05,421 | 00:23:07,080 | and have them follow you to jail. | and have them follow you to jail. |
609 | 00:23:07,120 | 00:23:09,419 | I could do that, but it's a single cell, though. | I could do that, but it's a single cell, though. |
610 | 00:23:09,449 | 00:23:10,889 | It holds two... maybe three if they're not fat. | It holds two... maybe three if they're not fat. |
611 | 00:23:10,919 | 00:23:12,018 | And we don't have any food. | And we don't have any food. |
612 | 00:23:12,058 | 00:23:13,987 | Oh, forget it... Barney fife. | Oh, forget it... Barney fife. |
613 | 00:23:14,017 | 00:23:15,487 | My brother has a pinto. | My brother has a pinto. |
614 | 00:23:15,527 | 00:23:16,456 | Patty, don't do that. | Patty, don't do that. |
615 | 00:23:16,486 | 00:23:17,826 | But they're hungry. | But they're hungry. |
616 | 00:23:17,856 | 00:23:19,855 | If you feed them, they won't go away. | If you feed them, they won't go away. |
617 | 00:23:19,895 | 00:23:22,124 | Taylor! How'd you let this happen? | Taylor! How'd you let this happen? |
618 | 00:23:22,164 | 00:23:23,793 | This is my turf, Taylor! | This is my turf, Taylor! |
619 | 00:23:23,823 | 00:23:26,862 | How did I let this happen? This is your fault. | How did I let this happen? This is your fault. |
620 | 00:23:26,892 | 00:23:28,861 | You had to go off and make it in the big time, | You had to go off and make it in the big time, |
621 | 00:23:28,901 | 00:23:30,561 | and now they're all copying you. | and now they're all copying you. |
622 | 00:23:30,601 | 00:23:31,730 | The big time? | The big time? |
623 | 00:23:31,770 | 00:23:33,729 | I made 700 bucks and got booed. | I made 700 bucks and got booed. |
624 | 00:23:33,769 | 00:23:35,798 | And I never even met Neil young. | And I never even met Neil young. |
625 | 00:23:35,838 | 00:23:37,738 | Heart of gold, my ass. | Heart of gold, my ass. |
626 | 00:23:37,768 | 00:23:39,807 | I suddenly feel very tired. | I suddenly feel very tired. |
627 | 00:23:39,837 | 00:23:41,576 | Would you like a tiramisu? | Would you like a tiramisu? |
628 | 00:23:41,606 | 00:23:43,975 | No, I think I'd just like to go to bed. | No, I think I'd just like to go to bed. |
629 | 00:23:44,005 | 00:23:46,844 | Tell everybody to try and keep it down. | Tell everybody to try and keep it down. |
630 | 00:23:46,874 | 00:23:49,972 | God, I hate music. | God, I hate music. |
631 | 00:23:50,012 | 00:23:52,981 | ♪ A beaver ate my thumb | ♪ A beaver ate my thumb |
632 | 00:23:53,011 | 00:23:55,710 | ♪ a beaver ate my thumb | ♪ a beaver ate my thumb |
633 | 00:23:55,750 | 00:23:58,009 | ♪ a doctor gave me rum | ♪ a doctor gave me rum |
634 | 00:23:58,049 | 00:24:00,748 | ♪ 'cause a beaver ate my thumb ♪ wow! | ♪ 'cause a beaver ate my thumb ♪ wow! |
635 | 00:24:00,778 | 00:24:01,648 | How old? | How old? |
636 | 00:24:01,688 | 00:24:03,417 | 4 going on 40. | 4 going on 40. |
637 | 00:24:03,447 | 00:24:04,956 | And a doll... a living doll. | And a doll... a living doll. |
638 | 00:24:04,986 | 00:24:07,485 | Enjoy them while their legs are still short enough | Enjoy them while their legs are still short enough |
639 | 00:24:07,515 | 00:24:08,455 | for you to overtake them. | for you to overtake them. |
640 | 00:24:08,485 | 00:24:09,884 | That's good advice, doc. | That's good advice, doc. |
641 | 00:24:09,924 | 00:24:11,923 | Excuse me. I'm just gonna go to the restroom. | Excuse me. I'm just gonna go to the restroom. |
642 | 00:24:11,953 | 00:24:14,522 | Well, hurry back. Dinner's almost on. Yes, ma'am. | Well, hurry back. Dinner's almost on. Yes, ma'am. |
643 | 00:24:14,562 | 00:24:16,921 | My sister just had twins last week. | My sister just had twins last week. |
644 | 00:24:16,961 | 00:24:18,830 | Twins? Wow, that sounds... | Twins? Wow, that sounds... |
645 | 00:24:18,860 | 00:24:21,429 | Loud? [ Chuckling ] Exactly. | Loud? [ Chuckling ] Exactly. |
646 | 00:24:21,459 | 00:24:23,728 | I'm sorry... I know I'm being very forward, | I'm sorry... I know I'm being very forward, |
647 | 00:24:23,758 | 00:24:26,027 | but the picture of the two of you sitting there | but the picture of the two of you sitting there |
648 | 00:24:26,067 | 00:24:27,597 | so young, so beautiful... | so young, so beautiful... |
649 | 00:24:27,627 | 00:24:30,036 | It's almost like looking at a shampoo ad. | It's almost like looking at a shampoo ad. |
650 | 00:24:32,635 | 00:24:34,434 | Oh, my god. What are you doing? | Oh, my god. What are you doing? |
651 | 00:24:34,474 | 00:24:35,973 | What do you mean what am I doing? | What do you mean what am I doing? |
652 | 00:24:36,003 | 00:24:37,872 | I thought "restroom" was code for "follow me, | I thought "restroom" was code for "follow me, |
653 | 00:24:37,902 | 00:24:39,702 | and we'll talk about how to get you out of this." | and we'll talk about how to get you out of this." |
654 | 00:24:39,742 | 00:24:41,871 | What the hell kind of spy school did you go to? | What the hell kind of spy school did you go to? |
655 | 00:24:41,911 | 00:24:43,970 | I'm here now, so let's figure out how to get me out of this. | I'm here now, so let's figure out how to get me out of this. |
656 | 00:24:44,010 | 00:24:45,209 | Out of what? | Out of what? |
657 | 00:24:45,239 | 00:24:46,979 | What do you mean? This is a setup. | What do you mean? This is a setup. |
658 | 00:24:47,009 | 00:24:48,508 | So it seems. | So it seems. |
659 | 00:24:48,548 | 00:24:49,977 | I can't believe Emily would do this. | I can't believe Emily would do this. |
660 | 00:24:50,007 | 00:24:51,777 | You're talking about Emily Dickinson, right? | You're talking about Emily Dickinson, right? |
661 | 00:24:51,817 | 00:24:53,476 | 'Cause Emily Gilmore was ma to do this. | 'Cause Emily Gilmore was ma to do this. |
662 | 00:24:53,516 | 00:24:55,215 | I thought I was having dinner with you and Rory. | I thought I was having dinner with you and Rory. |
663 | 00:24:55,245 | 00:24:57,044 | I didn't realize I was going on a date. | I didn't realize I was going on a date. |
664 | 00:24:57,084 | 00:24:58,654 | Luckily you didn't get ugly overnight. | Luckily you didn't get ugly overnight. |
665 | 00:24:58,684 | 00:24:59,513 | Thanks a lot, by the way. | Thanks a lot, by the way. |
666 | 00:24:59,553 | 00:25:01,053 | What did I do? | What did I do? |
667 | 00:25:01,083 | 00:25:02,982 | Nothing! You're sitting there, not saying anything. | Nothing! You're sitting there, not saying anything. |
668 | 00:25:03,022 | 00:25:04,691 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
669 | 00:25:04,721 | 00:25:06,790 | When mom said, "doesn't he look like Cary Grant?" | When mom said, "doesn't he look like Cary Grant?" |
670 | 00:25:06,820 | 00:25:08,050 | I said, "yes." | I said, "yes." |
671 | 00:25:08,090 | 00:25:09,719 | You're just letting this happen. | You're just letting this happen. |
672 | 00:25:09,759 | 00:25:11,858 | You can't see that I'm miserable out there? | You can't see that I'm miserable out there? |
673 | 00:25:11,888 | 00:25:14,457 | No, I can't. You seem fine. You're talking to her. | No, I can't. You seem fine. You're talking to her. |
674 | 00:25:14,497 | 00:25:16,526 | What am I supposed to do... Slap her in the mouth? | What am I supposed to do... Slap her in the mouth? |
675 | 00:25:16,556 | 00:25:18,096 | That would be a conversation stopper. | That would be a conversation stopper. |
676 | 00:25:18,126 | 00:25:20,665 | I assumed at some point you'd jump in and try and save me. | I assumed at some point you'd jump in and try and save me. |
677 | 00:25:20,695 | 00:25:21,964 | By doing what? | By doing what? |
678 | 00:25:21,994 | 00:25:23,893 | I don't know... Deflect, detract, | I don't know... Deflect, detract, |
679 | 00:25:23,933 | 00:25:25,762 | get the conversation off her and me and us. | get the conversation off her and me and us. |
680 | 00:25:25,802 | 00:25:27,702 | I'm sorry. I didn't know you needed saving. | I'm sorry. I didn't know you needed saving. |
681 | 00:25:27,732 | 00:25:29,231 | [ Laughing ] Oh, come on. | [ Laughing ] Oh, come on. |
682 | 00:25:29,271 | 00:25:31,740 | "Oh, come on"? How do I know you don't want to date her? | "Oh, come on"? How do I know you don't want to date her? |
683 | 00:25:31,770 | 00:25:33,839 | You're single. She's single. You're pretty. She's pretty. | You're single. She's single. You're pretty. She's pretty. |
684 | 00:25:33,869 | 00:25:35,868 | It's how all great divorces start. | It's how all great divorces start. |
685 | 00:25:35,908 | 00:25:37,607 | How did I used to get out of here? | How did I used to get out of here? |
686 | 00:25:37,637 | 00:25:39,637 | In high school, I'd be in your room. | In high school, I'd be in your room. |
687 | 00:25:39,677 | 00:25:41,646 | I had several ways of sneaking out of here. | I had several ways of sneaking out of here. |
688 | 00:25:41,676 | 00:25:43,905 | Which drainpipe was it that I used to crawl down? | Which drainpipe was it that I used to crawl down? |
689 | 00:25:43,945 | 00:25:45,244 | Christopher! | Christopher! |
690 | 00:25:45,274 | 00:25:47,543 | Does the attic window still access the drainpipe | Does the attic window still access the drainpipe |
691 | 00:25:47,573 | 00:25:49,483 | that drops you off by the garage? | that drops you off by the garage? |
692 | 00:25:49,513 | 00:25:50,982 | You do know you're grown up now. | You do know you're grown up now. |
693 | 00:25:51,012 | 00:25:52,851 | You can just walk out the front door. | You can just walk out the front door. |
694 | 00:25:52,881 | 00:25:54,950 | If I just leave, I'll insult your parents. | If I just leave, I'll insult your parents. |
695 | 00:25:54,980 | 00:25:57,249 | But vanishing into thin air... Way more polite. | But vanishing into thin air... Way more polite. |
696 | 00:25:57,279 | 00:25:59,688 | It's only 8:00! This night's gonna last forever. | It's only 8:00! This night's gonna last forever. |
697 | 00:25:59,718 | 00:26:00,848 | We haven't even had dinner yet. | We haven't even had dinner yet. |
698 | 00:26:00,888 | 00:26:02,617 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
699 | 00:26:02,657 | 00:26:04,986 | Relax. Now that I know you're not interested in her... | Relax. Now that I know you're not interested in her... |
700 | 00:26:05,026 | 00:26:06,525 | I'm not! | I'm not! |
701 | 00:26:06,555 | 00:26:08,255 | Okay. Now that I know, I can help you out. | Okay. Now that I know, I can help you out. |
702 | 00:26:08,285 | 00:26:09,154 | You will? | You will? |
703 | 00:26:09,194 | 00:26:11,153 | Yeah, I got your back. | Yeah, I got your back. |
704 | 00:26:11,193 | 00:26:12,823 | Okay, thank you. | Okay, thank you. |
705 | 00:26:12,863 | 00:26:14,862 | You're welcome. I know you always got mine. | You're welcome. I know you always got mine. |
706 | 00:26:14,892 | 00:26:17,491 | Always. | Always. |
707 | 00:26:17,531 | 00:26:19,730 | So, it wasn't code, you know. I got to... | So, it wasn't code, you know. I got to... |
708 | 00:26:19,760 | 00:26:21,669 | Yes, right. I'll see you back in the living room. | Yes, right. I'll see you back in the living room. |
709 | 00:26:21,699 | 00:26:22,629 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
710 | 00:26:27,697 | 00:26:28,906 | Very interesting dinner, Emily. | Very interesting dinner, Emily. |
711 | 00:26:28,936 | 00:26:30,206 | It's paella. | It's paella. |
712 | 00:26:30,235 | 00:26:32,005 | I got the recipe from hilde macintosh, | I got the recipe from hilde macintosh, |
713 | 00:26:32,035 | 00:26:33,574 | whose son married a Spanish girl. | whose son married a Spanish girl. |
714 | 00:26:33,604 | 00:26:34,944 | God knows how long it's going to last, | God knows how long it's going to last, |
715 | 00:26:34,974 | 00:26:37,043 | but the food at their wedding was wonderful. | but the food at their wedding was wonderful. |
716 | 00:26:37,073 | 00:26:37,972 | Do you like it, Lynnie? | Do you like it, Lynnie? |
717 | 00:26:38,002 | 00:26:39,272 | I do. Not too spicy? | I do. Not too spicy? |
718 | 00:26:39,312 | 00:26:40,211 | I like spicy food. | I like spicy food. |
719 | 00:26:40,241 | 00:26:41,711 | Do you? | Do you? |
720 | 00:26:41,741 | 00:26:43,540 | Well, Christopher, did you hear that? | Well, Christopher, did you hear that? |
721 | 00:26:43,580 | 00:26:44,909 | Lynnie likes spicy food, and so do you. | Lynnie likes spicy food, and so do you. |
722 | 00:26:44,949 | 00:26:46,009 | Isn't that something? | Isn't that something? |
723 | 00:26:46,049 | 00:26:48,148 | Uh, yes. Small world. | Uh, yes. Small world. |
724 | 00:26:48,178 | 00:26:49,947 | Hey, Lynnie, I have a recurring dream | Hey, Lynnie, I have a recurring dream |
725 | 00:26:49,977 | 00:26:52,846 | where a walrus waddles up, lies down on me, | where a walrus waddles up, lies down on me, |
726 | 00:26:52,886 | 00:26:53,986 | falls asleep, and I can't breathe. | falls asleep, and I can't breathe. |
727 | 00:26:54,016 | 00:26:54,855 | What do you think it means? | What do you think it means? |
728 | 00:26:54,885 | 00:26:56,155 | Lorelai... | Lorelai... |
729 | 00:26:56,185 | 00:26:57,754 | Lynnie is a psychologist. She should know. | Lynnie is a psychologist. She should know. |
730 | 00:26:57,784 | 00:26:58,953 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
731 | 00:26:58,983 | 00:27:00,183 | It could mean a myriad of things... | It could mean a myriad of things... |
732 | 00:27:00,223 | 00:27:01,722 | Too much stress at work, | Too much stress at work, |
733 | 00:27:01,752 | 00:27:03,522 | something in your life is strangling you, | something in your life is strangling you, |
734 | 00:27:03,552 | 00:27:05,021 | you've read "Alice in wonderland" too many times. | you've read "Alice in wonderland" too many times. |
735 | 00:27:05,061 | 00:27:06,520 | Touché, Lynnie. | Touché, Lynnie. |
736 | 00:27:06,560 | 00:27:08,190 | She's got wit and wisdom, this one. | She's got wit and wisdom, this one. |
737 | 00:27:08,220 | 00:27:10,789 | You know, Christopher does the Sunday New York times puzzle | You know, Christopher does the Sunday New York times puzzle |
738 | 00:27:10,829 | 00:27:12,698 | every single week. | every single week. |
739 | 00:27:12,728 | 00:27:14,827 | Hey, what's it called when you're afraid of spiders? | Hey, what's it called when you're afraid of spiders? |
740 | 00:27:14,867 | 00:27:15,896 | Arachnophobia. | Arachnophobia. |
741 | 00:27:15,926 | 00:27:18,765 | You have arachnophobia? No. | You have arachnophobia? No. |
742 | 00:27:18,795 | 00:27:19,895 | What's it called when you're afraid of people | What's it called when you're afraid of people |
743 | 00:27:19,935 | 00:27:20,764 | who are afraid of spiders? | who are afraid of spiders? |
744 | 00:27:20,794 | 00:27:22,664 | Oh, lord. | Oh, lord. |
745 | 00:27:22,704 | 00:27:24,973 | I don't think there's a technical term for that yet. | I don't think there's a technical term for that yet. |
746 | 00:27:25,003 | 00:27:27,901 | How about arachnophobiaphobia? 'Cause that makes sense. | How about arachnophobiaphobia? 'Cause that makes sense. |
747 | 00:27:27,931 | 00:27:29,801 | You know, Christopher, Lynnie... | You know, Christopher, Lynnie... |
748 | 00:27:29,841 | 00:27:31,300 | Voices in your head... Totally normal? | Voices in your head... Totally normal? |
749 | 00:27:31,340 | 00:27:32,769 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
750 | 00:27:32,809 | 00:27:34,239 | There's only two... That speak English. | There's only two... That speak English. |
751 | 00:27:34,269 | 00:27:36,078 | Lorelai, eat your paella. | Lorelai, eat your paella. |
752 | 00:27:36,108 | 00:27:37,837 | So, Christopher, how's business going? | So, Christopher, how's business going? |
753 | 00:27:37,877 | 00:27:39,247 | It's really been picking up lately. | It's really been picking up lately. |
754 | 00:27:39,277 | 00:27:40,646 | What do you do? | What do you do? |
755 | 00:27:40,676 | 00:27:41,776 | Oh, I'm in computer software. | Oh, I'm in computer software. |
756 | 00:27:41,816 | 00:27:43,045 | That sounds exciting. | That sounds exciting. |
757 | 00:27:43,075 | 00:27:44,744 | It's a lot of traveling, actually. | It's a lot of traveling, actually. |
758 | 00:27:44,784 | 00:27:47,143 | I love traveling. It's one thing I miss about my job. | I love traveling. It's one thing I miss about my job. |
759 | 00:27:47,183 | 00:27:49,812 | You know what I think is even better than traveling? | You know what I think is even better than traveling? |
760 | 00:27:49,852 | 00:27:52,021 | Time-traveling. Do you think that's possible? | Time-traveling. Do you think that's possible? |
761 | 00:27:52,051 | 00:27:53,821 | I would have no idea. | I would have no idea. |
762 | 00:27:53,851 | 00:27:55,620 | Lorelai, are you having some kind of breakdown? | Lorelai, are you having some kind of breakdown? |
763 | 00:27:55,650 | 00:27:56,949 | You're very quiet, Christopher. | You're very quiet, Christopher. |
764 | 00:27:56,989 | 00:27:59,618 | Well, I, uh... Lynnie, as a psychologist, | Well, I, uh... Lynnie, as a psychologist, |
765 | 00:27:59,658 | 00:28:00,888 | what do you think of "the sopranos"? | what do you think of "the sopranos"? |
766 | 00:28:00,918 | 00:28:02,157 | Actually, I miss Adriana. | Actually, I miss Adriana. |
767 | 00:28:02,187 | 00:28:03,756 | Oh, so do I. | Oh, so do I. |
768 | 00:28:03,786 | 00:28:05,995 | Lorelai! What? I was serious about that one. | Lorelai! What? I was serious about that one. |
769 | 00:28:06,025 | 00:28:07,895 | That's it. No more talk until dessert. | That's it. No more talk until dessert. |
770 | 00:28:12,263 | 00:28:13,962 | Come on! One more stop! I can't. | Come on! One more stop! I can't. |
771 | 00:28:13,992 | 00:28:15,831 | But tomorrow you'll fly away to London, | But tomorrow you'll fly away to London, |
772 | 00:28:15,861 | 00:28:17,561 | and we will forget all about you. | and we will forget all about you. |
773 | 00:28:17,601 | 00:28:19,670 | I'm touched, but Rory will be back in a minute. | I'm touched, but Rory will be back in a minute. |
774 | 00:28:19,700 | 00:28:21,999 | I'm starting to get the feeling you'd rather be with her. | I'm starting to get the feeling you'd rather be with her. |
775 | 00:28:22,039 | 00:28:24,198 | I appreciate the drinks and the diversion. | I appreciate the drinks and the diversion. |
776 | 00:28:24,238 | 00:28:26,907 | Your friendship is worth a couple pages in my memoir. | Your friendship is worth a couple pages in my memoir. |
777 | 00:28:26,937 | 00:28:28,706 | But as of now, it's goodbye. | But as of now, it's goodbye. |
778 | 00:28:28,736 | 00:28:31,335 | I'm spending the rest of the night alone with my girl. | I'm spending the rest of the night alone with my girl. |
779 | 00:28:31,375 | 00:28:33,774 | [ British accent ] Hello, governor. Chips? | [ British accent ] Hello, governor. Chips? |
780 | 00:28:33,804 | 00:28:35,773 | I'm sorry. I was looking for my girlfriend. | I'm sorry. I was looking for my girlfriend. |
781 | 00:28:35,813 | 00:28:37,572 | Oh, I'm sorry, mate. No girlfriends here. | Oh, I'm sorry, mate. No girlfriends here. |
782 | 00:28:37,612 | 00:28:38,812 | Just us birds and blokes | Just us birds and blokes |
783 | 00:28:38,842 | 00:28:40,281 | taking the piss out of each other. | taking the piss out of each other. |
784 | 00:28:40,311 | 00:28:42,010 | Your accent is terrible, by the way. | Your accent is terrible, by the way. |
785 | 00:28:42,050 | 00:28:43,980 | Just go with it, you geezer. | Just go with it, you geezer. |
786 | 00:28:44,010 | 00:28:47,048 | We have heard that you're about to fly away to old Blighty, | We have heard that you're about to fly away to old Blighty, |
787 | 00:28:47,078 | 00:28:50,247 | and word 'round the pub has it you're not happy about it. | and word 'round the pub has it you're not happy about it. |
788 | 00:28:50,287 | 00:28:52,886 | Well, I'm leaving a couple people I'm pretty fond of... | Well, I'm leaving a couple people I'm pretty fond of... |
789 | 00:28:52,916 | 00:28:55,185 | And some people I'm a little afraid of, but all in all... | And some people I'm a little afraid of, but all in all... |
790 | 00:28:55,225 | 00:28:57,624 | Well, we're just going to have to change your mind, | Well, we're just going to have to change your mind, |
791 | 00:28:57,654 | 00:28:59,023 | because London, you see, | because London, you see, |
792 | 00:28:59,053 | 00:29:01,192 | is a place of fun and musical excitement, | is a place of fun and musical excitement, |
793 | 00:29:01,222 | 00:29:03,022 | the queen, hello! Magazine. | the queen, hello! Magazine. |
794 | 00:29:03,062 | 00:29:06,060 | You're gonna break into a chorus of "chim chimney" any minute. | You're gonna break into a chorus of "chim chimney" any minute. |
795 | 00:29:06,090 | 00:29:07,930 | Shush, now. None of that talk. | Shush, now. None of that talk. |
796 | 00:29:07,960 | 00:29:10,229 | Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen... | Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen... |
797 | 00:29:10,259 | 00:29:12,028 | A new life, a new adventure. | A new life, a new adventure. |
798 | 00:29:12,068 | 00:29:13,997 | You like adventure, don't you, mate? | You like adventure, don't you, mate? |
799 | 00:29:14,027 | 00:29:16,266 | Well, London is certainly the place for that, | Well, London is certainly the place for that, |
800 | 00:29:16,296 | 00:29:19,135 | and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be | and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be |
801 | 00:29:19,165 | 00:29:21,264 | if we did not send you off in a proper way... | if we did not send you off in a proper way... |
802 | 00:29:21,304 | 00:29:23,333 | With the bash of a lifetime! | With the bash of a lifetime! |
803 | 00:29:23,373 | 00:29:24,903 | [ All cheering ] | [ All cheering ] |
804 | 00:29:24,943 | 00:29:27,202 | Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. | Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. |
805 | 00:29:27,242 | 00:29:30,010 | If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk. Kiss me, Mary poppins. | If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk. Kiss me, Mary poppins. |
806 | 00:29:30,040 | 00:29:32,080 | [ Normal voice ] I thought it was more Gwyneth Paltrow, | [ Normal voice ] I thought it was more Gwyneth Paltrow, |
807 | 00:29:32,110 | 00:29:32,839 | "Shakespeare in love." | "Shakespeare in love." |
808 | 00:29:32,879 | 00:29:34,748 | Man: To the queen! | Man: To the queen! |
809 | 00:29:34,778 | 00:29:36,348 | To the queen! To the queen! To the queen! | To the queen! To the queen! To the queen! |
810 | 00:29:39,916 | 00:29:41,686 | Well, that was a complete waste of time. | Well, that was a complete waste of time. |
811 | 00:29:41,716 | 00:29:43,015 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
812 | 00:29:43,045 | 00:29:44,914 | Christopher and Carolyn leaving separately. | Christopher and Carolyn leaving separately. |
813 | 00:29:44,954 | 00:29:46,314 | Well, come on, mom. What did you think? | Well, come on, mom. What did you think? |
814 | 00:29:46,354 | 00:29:47,853 | They were gonna throw down | They were gonna throw down |
815 | 00:29:47,883 | 00:29:49,752 | and consummate it right here in the foyer? | and consummate it right here in the foyer? |
816 | 00:29:49,782 | 00:29:51,721 | No, I didn't think they were gonna throw down | No, I didn't think they were gonna throw down |
817 | 00:29:51,751 | 00:29:53,191 | and consummate it in the foyer. | and consummate it in the foyer. |
818 | 00:29:53,221 | 00:29:54,920 | I just thought they could go out for coffee. | I just thought they could go out for coffee. |
819 | 00:29:54,960 | 00:29:56,659 | You served them coffee. So what? | You served them coffee. So what? |
820 | 00:29:56,689 | 00:29:58,788 | You can't be shocked when you serve people coffee, | You can't be shocked when you serve people coffee, |
821 | 00:29:58,828 | 00:30:00,758 | and they don't feel like going out for coffee. | and they don't feel like going out for coffee. |
822 | 00:30:00,788 | 00:30:02,857 | I just thought they would have hit it off better. | I just thought they would have hit it off better. |
823 | 00:30:02,897 | 00:30:04,196 | You never know with these things. | You never know with these things. |
824 | 00:30:04,226 | 00:30:05,765 | I was just so sure. | I was just so sure. |
825 | 00:30:05,795 | 00:30:08,264 | Oh, well. Maybe next time. Absolutely. | Oh, well. Maybe next time. Absolutely. |
826 | 00:30:08,294 | 00:30:09,834 | Christopher's probably too immature for Lynnie, anyway. | Christopher's probably too immature for Lynnie, anyway. |
827 | 00:30:09,864 | 00:30:11,703 | I'm sure he is. | I'm sure he is. |
828 | 00:30:11,733 | 00:30:14,732 | The way he was going on and on about that motorcycle of his. | The way he was going on and on about that motorcycle of his. |
829 | 00:30:14,772 | 00:30:16,771 | I half expected him to start talking about his tonka truck | I half expected him to start talking about his tonka truck |
830 | 00:30:16,801 | 00:30:18,130 | and announcing to the room | and announcing to the room |
831 | 00:30:18,170 | 00:30:20,699 | he wanted to be a fireman or a cowboy someday. | he wanted to be a fireman or a cowboy someday. |
832 | 00:30:20,739 | 00:30:22,369 | Sure is nice when it's not me. | Sure is nice when it's not me. |
833 | 00:30:22,409 | 00:30:24,268 | All right, bye, mom. Have a nice trip. | All right, bye, mom. Have a nice trip. |
834 | 00:30:24,308 | 00:30:26,607 | Goodbye, Lorelai. | Goodbye, Lorelai. |
835 | 00:30:29,805 | 00:30:32,314 | Gerta, did I fire you? | Gerta, did I fire you? |
836 | 00:30:32,344 | 00:30:33,814 | Gerta: No. | Gerta: No. |
837 | 00:30:33,844 | 00:30:34,883 | Really? | Really? |
838 | 00:30:34,913 | 00:30:37,212 | Everything's off tonight. | Everything's off tonight. |
839 | 00:30:37,242 | 00:30:39,411 | Lynnie: You also know that it is one meal, | Lynnie: You also know that it is one meal, |
840 | 00:30:39,451 | 00:30:41,650 | and one meal does not a lifestyle make. | and one meal does not a lifestyle make. |
841 | 00:30:41,680 | 00:30:43,150 | That's okay, Sandra. All right. | That's okay, Sandra. All right. |
842 | 00:30:43,180 | 00:30:45,719 | Okay. Call anytime. I'll talk to you on Monday. | Okay. Call anytime. I'll talk to you on Monday. |
843 | 00:30:45,749 | 00:30:47,088 | Sorry. I'm blocking you in. | Sorry. I'm blocking you in. |
844 | 00:30:47,118 | 00:30:48,348 | No, no, that's okay. | No, no, that's okay. |
845 | 00:30:48,388 | 00:30:50,287 | So, you do sessions over the phone? | So, you do sessions over the phone? |
846 | 00:30:50,317 | 00:30:52,426 | I do sessions whenever people need them. | I do sessions whenever people need them. |
847 | 00:30:52,456 | 00:30:54,155 | Wow. That's quite a commitment. | Wow. That's quite a commitment. |
848 | 00:30:54,185 | 00:30:55,855 | Well, I've always been a good listener. | Well, I've always been a good listener. |
849 | 00:30:55,895 | 00:30:58,823 | Excellent note-taker. I have fantastic penmanship. | Excellent note-taker. I have fantastic penmanship. |
850 | 00:30:58,863 | 00:31:00,822 | Good head-nodding abilities. | Good head-nodding abilities. |
851 | 00:31:00,862 | 00:31:01,862 | You found your calling. | You found your calling. |
852 | 00:31:01,892 | 00:31:03,691 | [ Chuckles ] I think I did. | [ Chuckles ] I think I did. |
853 | 00:31:03,731 | 00:31:05,431 | So, it was nice meeting you. | So, it was nice meeting you. |
854 | 00:31:05,461 | 00:31:06,930 | Oh, you too. You too. | Oh, you too. You too. |
855 | 00:31:06,960 | 00:31:09,129 | This was really very sweet of your mom. | This was really very sweet of your mom. |
856 | 00:31:09,169 | 00:31:10,368 | Well, you keep thinking that. | Well, you keep thinking that. |
857 | 00:31:10,398 | 00:31:11,968 | Hey, it's been a long time | Hey, it's been a long time |
858 | 00:31:11,998 | 00:31:13,997 | since I've been invited to such a blatant setup. | since I've been invited to such a blatant setup. |
859 | 00:31:14,037 | 00:31:15,067 | It made me miss my own mom. | It made me miss my own mom. |
860 | 00:31:15,107 | 00:31:16,366 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
861 | 00:31:16,406 | 00:31:18,165 | Oh, I'll just let it go to voice mail. | Oh, I'll just let it go to voice mail. |
862 | 00:31:18,205 | 00:31:19,974 | Your work sure follows you around, huh? | Your work sure follows you around, huh? |
863 | 00:31:20,004 | 00:31:21,434 | When you're going through something, | When you're going through something, |
864 | 00:31:21,474 | 00:31:23,303 | you never know when you're gonna need to talk. | you never know when you're gonna need to talk. |
865 | 00:31:23,343 | 00:31:24,942 | Sometimes it sneaks up on you. | Sometimes it sneaks up on you. |
866 | 00:31:24,972 | 00:31:27,741 | Yeah, I suppose so. | Yeah, I suppose so. |
867 | 00:31:27,771 | 00:31:28,881 | You okay? | You okay? |
868 | 00:31:28,911 | 00:31:30,280 | Me? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. | Me? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. |
869 | 00:31:30,310 | 00:31:32,079 | It was really nice meeting you. | It was really nice meeting you. |
870 | 00:31:32,109 | 00:31:33,949 | Sorry if I talked too much during dinner. | Sorry if I talked too much during dinner. |
871 | 00:31:33,979 | 00:31:35,878 | Every now and then, I just feel the need | Every now and then, I just feel the need |
872 | 00:31:35,918 | 00:31:38,847 | to re-enact certain key scenes from "purple rain," | to re-enact certain key scenes from "purple rain," |
873 | 00:31:38,887 | 00:31:40,346 | you know, for a captive audience. | you know, for a captive audience. |
874 | 00:31:40,386 | 00:31:42,355 | The lake minnetonka scene really bugs my mom, so... | The lake minnetonka scene really bugs my mom, so... |
875 | 00:31:42,385 | 00:31:44,254 | I could analyze that one for you if you want. | I could analyze that one for you if you want. |
876 | 00:31:44,284 | 00:31:45,854 | That one, I've got a handle on. | That one, I've got a handle on. |
877 | 00:31:45,884 | 00:31:48,952 | Other things are more fuzzy, but that one, I got. | Other things are more fuzzy, but that one, I got. |
878 | 00:31:48,992 | 00:31:50,192 | Okay. | Okay. |
879 | 00:31:53,121 | 00:31:54,320 | Lorelai? | Lorelai? |
880 | 00:31:54,360 | 00:31:55,360 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
881 | 00:31:55,390 | 00:31:56,829 | Do you... | Do you... |
882 | 00:31:56,859 | 00:31:58,698 | Do you want to talk about something? | Do you want to talk about something? |
883 | 00:31:58,728 | 00:32:01,197 | Me? No, no, I'm good. | Me? No, no, I'm good. |
884 | 00:32:01,227 | 00:32:04,026 | It was nice meeting you. Bye. I got to go. | It was nice meeting you. Bye. I got to go. |
885 | 00:32:04,066 | 00:32:07,135 | My parents have been married for 40 years, | My parents have been married for 40 years, |
886 | 00:32:07,165 | 00:32:09,334 | and that's, like, mind-blowing for me | and that's, like, mind-blowing for me |
887 | 00:32:09,364 | 00:32:12,872 | because there is no one worse at communication than my mother, | because there is no one worse at communication than my mother, |
888 | 00:32:12,902 | 00:32:15,171 | except my father and most of my relatives. | except my father and most of my relatives. |
889 | 00:32:15,201 | 00:32:17,171 | It is not a chatty group, basically. | It is not a chatty group, basically. |
890 | 00:32:17,201 | 00:32:19,710 | Everything in the Gilmore house was "don't talk about it. | Everything in the Gilmore house was "don't talk about it. |
891 | 00:32:19,740 | 00:32:21,309 | Shove it aside." | Shove it aside." |
892 | 00:32:21,339 | 00:32:24,078 | Of course, I talked about it and shoved it right in your face, | Of course, I talked about it and shoved it right in your face, |
893 | 00:32:24,108 | 00:32:25,307 | but still, I don't know. | but still, I don't know. |
894 | 00:32:25,347 | 00:32:27,006 | I never saw myself getting married. | I never saw myself getting married. |
895 | 00:32:27,046 | 00:32:28,306 | Never? | Never? |
896 | 00:32:28,346 | 00:32:32,844 | Not until Max asked me... I think. | Not until Max asked me... I think. |
897 | 00:32:32,884 | 00:32:34,283 | I guess I thought about marrying Christopher | I guess I thought about marrying Christopher |
898 | 00:32:34,313 | 00:32:36,283 | when everyone was freaking out because I was pregnant, | when everyone was freaking out because I was pregnant, |
899 | 00:32:36,313 | 00:32:40,181 | but I never thought about it in a longingly, good way. | but I never thought about it in a longingly, good way. |
900 | 00:32:40,221 | 00:32:41,121 | That could be why. | That could be why. |
901 | 00:32:41,151 | 00:32:42,450 | Why? | Why? |
902 | 00:32:42,490 | 00:32:45,389 | Well, marriage was just a solution to a problem, | Well, marriage was just a solution to a problem, |
903 | 00:32:45,419 | 00:32:48,388 | not anything romantic or because you were in love. | not anything romantic or because you were in love. |
904 | 00:32:48,418 | 00:32:50,427 | Plus it came from your parents. | Plus it came from your parents. |
905 | 00:32:50,457 | 00:32:52,096 | I love that I've got one more thing | I love that I've got one more thing |
906 | 00:32:52,126 | 00:32:53,425 | to blame my mother for. | to blame my mother for. |
907 | 00:32:53,455 | 00:32:55,764 | What about Max? Did you love him? | What about Max? Did you love him? |
908 | 00:32:55,794 | 00:32:58,463 | No, I didn't. | No, I didn't. |
909 | 00:32:58,493 | 00:33:01,762 | I wanted to, but... I didn't. | I wanted to, but... I didn't. |
910 | 00:33:01,802 | 00:33:06,800 | I don't think I ever really loved anyone until Luke. | I don't think I ever really loved anyone until Luke. |
911 | 00:33:06,830 | 00:33:08,799 | Did I tell you I proposed? | Did I tell you I proposed? |
912 | 00:33:08,839 | 00:33:10,398 | No. You didn't. | No. You didn't. |
913 | 00:33:10,438 | 00:33:12,208 | I did. | I did. |
914 | 00:33:12,238 | 00:33:16,936 | I saw this guy in front of me who was a real... Man. | I saw this guy in front of me who was a real... Man. |
915 | 00:33:16,976 | 00:33:20,004 | He was solid, and he was strong. | He was solid, and he was strong. |
916 | 00:33:20,044 | 00:33:23,513 | He would protect me, but he... he got me. | He would protect me, but he... he got me. |
917 | 00:33:23,543 | 00:33:26,282 | I knew all that when we started dating. | I knew all that when we started dating. |
918 | 00:33:26,312 | 00:33:27,941 | But that moment, | But that moment, |
919 | 00:33:27,981 | 00:33:32,149 | when I realized how much he cared for Rory, that was it. | when I realized how much he cared for Rory, that was it. |
920 | 00:33:32,179 | 00:33:34,788 | Suddenly I knew I was ready. | Suddenly I knew I was ready. |
921 | 00:33:34,818 | 00:33:36,148 | Did he accept right away? | Did he accept right away? |
922 | 00:33:36,188 | 00:33:38,447 | Pretty much. | Pretty much. |
923 | 00:33:38,487 | 00:33:41,855 | Hey, where's the weirdest place you ever had a session? | Hey, where's the weirdest place you ever had a session? |
924 | 00:33:41,885 | 00:33:43,255 | Skull mountain at six flags. | Skull mountain at six flags. |
925 | 00:33:43,285 | 00:33:44,894 | So, not this. Nope, not this. | So, not this. Nope, not this. |
926 | 00:33:44,924 | 00:33:47,023 | Well, not only have I screwed up your night, | Well, not only have I screwed up your night, |
927 | 00:33:47,053 | 00:33:48,223 | but it's not even a good story. | but it's not even a good story. |
928 | 00:33:48,253 | 00:33:49,962 | It's still a pretty good story. | It's still a pretty good story. |
929 | 00:33:49,992 | 00:33:52,091 | Yeah, that's good, 'cause I like to entertain. | Yeah, that's good, 'cause I like to entertain. |
930 | 00:33:52,131 | 00:33:54,760 | I should have been a monkey in Washington square park | I should have been a monkey in Washington square park |
931 | 00:33:54,800 | 00:33:56,999 | with, like, a snappy hat. | with, like, a snappy hat. |
932 | 00:33:57,029 | 00:33:58,768 | I feel so stupid. | I feel so stupid. |
933 | 00:33:58,798 | 00:34:02,197 | I really had myself believing it was gonna happen. | I really had myself believing it was gonna happen. |
934 | 00:34:02,237 | 00:34:03,966 | I bought that stupid dress, | I bought that stupid dress, |
935 | 00:34:03,996 | 00:34:06,335 | and now it's just hanging there, mocking me. | and now it's just hanging there, mocking me. |
936 | 00:34:06,365 | 00:34:09,174 | And the crazy thing is, I am ready to get married. | And the crazy thing is, I am ready to get married. |
937 | 00:34:09,204 | 00:34:11,873 | I am ready to start the next phase of my life. | I am ready to start the next phase of my life. |
938 | 00:34:11,903 | 00:34:14,072 | I want another kid, and I... | I want another kid, and I... |
939 | 00:34:14,102 | 00:34:15,271 | I don't want to wait anymore. | I don't want to wait anymore. |
940 | 00:34:15,311 | 00:34:16,871 | I don't want to be patient. | I don't want to be patient. |
941 | 00:34:16,911 | 00:34:18,240 | I've been patient long enough. | I've been patient long enough. |
942 | 00:34:18,270 | 00:34:22,008 | I'm not happy, and I feel crappy all the time. | I'm not happy, and I feel crappy all the time. |
943 | 00:34:22,048 | 00:34:24,008 | And I just think I've had it. | And I just think I've had it. |
944 | 00:34:24,048 | 00:34:29,115 | So... What are you gonna do? | So... What are you gonna do? |
945 | 00:34:29,145 | 00:34:31,145 | Only you can make you wait. | Only you can make you wait. |
946 | 00:34:31,185 | 00:34:32,554 | Nobody else can. | Nobody else can. |
947 | 00:34:32,584 | 00:34:34,253 | You need to decide what you want | You need to decide what you want |
948 | 00:34:34,283 | 00:34:37,282 | and what you're willing to give up to get it, | and what you're willing to give up to get it, |
949 | 00:34:37,322 | 00:34:39,491 | and then you got to be okay with that, | and then you got to be okay with that, |
950 | 00:34:39,521 | 00:34:41,520 | or you got to be okay with waiting. | or you got to be okay with waiting. |
951 | 00:34:41,550 | 00:34:43,819 | I could lose him if I push too hard. | I could lose him if I push too hard. |
952 | 00:34:43,859 | 00:34:46,088 | You don't really seem to have him now... | You don't really seem to have him now... |
953 | 00:34:46,128 | 00:34:48,957 | At least not the way you want to have him. | At least not the way you want to have him. |
954 | 00:34:48,997 | 00:34:51,826 | You won't get anything unless you ask for it. | You won't get anything unless you ask for it. |
955 | 00:34:51,866 | 00:34:54,395 | And if you ask for it and you don't get it, | And if you ask for it and you don't get it, |
956 | 00:34:54,425 | 00:34:58,093 | maybe it wasn't worth having in the first place. | maybe it wasn't worth having in the first place. |
957 | 00:34:58,133 | 00:35:00,262 | Some things are just never meant to be, | Some things are just never meant to be, |
958 | 00:35:00,302 | 00:35:02,771 | no matter how much we wish they were. | no matter how much we wish they were. |
959 | 00:35:05,170 | 00:35:08,039 | I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch. | I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch. |
960 | 00:35:11,978 | 00:35:13,977 | Want to put money on who nails the queen? | Want to put money on who nails the queen? |
961 | 00:35:14,007 | 00:35:16,146 | I think her highness is pretty safe tonight. | I think her highness is pretty safe tonight. |
962 | 00:35:16,176 | 00:35:18,105 | Why? I thought Jenny and Paul broke up. | Why? I thought Jenny and Paul broke up. |
963 | 00:35:18,145 | 00:35:19,814 | They got back together this morning. | They got back together this morning. |
964 | 00:35:19,844 | 00:35:20,914 | Do the boys know? No. | Do the boys know? No. |
965 | 00:35:20,944 | 00:35:22,383 | Are you gonna tell them? No. | Are you gonna tell them? No. |
966 | 00:35:22,413 | 00:35:24,382 | Well, watching your best friends | Well, watching your best friends |
967 | 00:35:24,412 | 00:35:26,082 | waste precious scoring moments... | waste precious scoring moments... |
968 | 00:35:26,112 | 00:35:28,251 | You can get kicked out of the club for that. | You can get kicked out of the club for that. |
969 | 00:35:28,281 | 00:35:30,020 | Yeah, well... | Yeah, well... |
970 | 00:35:30,050 | 00:35:32,889 | You know, I have given a lot of great parties in my lifetime. | You know, I have given a lot of great parties in my lifetime. |
971 | 00:35:32,919 | 00:35:34,318 | Oh, I know. | Oh, I know. |
972 | 00:35:34,348 | 00:35:37,117 | But I do believe that this one has topped them all. | But I do believe that this one has topped them all. |
973 | 00:35:37,157 | 00:35:39,156 | Hey, it's not over. We have hours to go. | Hey, it's not over. We have hours to go. |
974 | 00:35:39,186 | 00:35:40,486 | There's plenty of beer left, | There's plenty of beer left, |
975 | 00:35:40,526 | 00:35:42,355 | and no one's slugged Finn yet, so... | and no one's slugged Finn yet, so... |
976 | 00:35:42,395 | 00:35:43,594 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
977 | 00:35:43,624 | 00:35:45,394 | My pleasure. | My pleasure. |
978 | 00:35:45,424 | 00:35:47,493 | You want more beer? | You want more beer? |
979 | 00:35:47,523 | 00:35:48,892 | No. | No. |
980 | 00:35:48,932 | 00:35:50,492 | More twiglets, cadburys? | More twiglets, cadburys? |
981 | 00:35:50,531 | 00:35:52,431 | I'm good. | I'm good. |
982 | 00:35:52,461 | 00:35:55,469 | Do you want try the frug again? I think my cramp has gone away. | Do you want try the frug again? I think my cramp has gone away. |
983 | 00:35:55,499 | 00:35:58,298 | Tell me not to go. | Tell me not to go. |
984 | 00:35:58,328 | 00:35:59,438 | What? | What? |
985 | 00:35:59,468 | 00:36:01,137 | Tell me not to get on that plane. | Tell me not to get on that plane. |
986 | 00:36:01,167 | 00:36:03,266 | Tell me to blow off my father, the paper, | Tell me to blow off my father, the paper, |
987 | 00:36:03,306 | 00:36:04,935 | the whole huntzberger destiny. | the whole huntzberger destiny. |
988 | 00:36:04,975 | 00:36:06,375 | Just tell me I can figure something else out. | Just tell me I can figure something else out. |
989 | 00:36:06,405 | 00:36:09,444 | Just tell me not to go. | Just tell me not to go. |
990 | 00:36:09,474 | 00:36:11,343 | Well, I can't do that. | Well, I can't do that. |
991 | 00:36:16,641 | 00:36:20,009 | Hey, you afraid the teacher's gonna see or something? | Hey, you afraid the teacher's gonna see or something? |
992 | 00:36:21,918 | 00:36:25,317 | ♪ Don't stand in the pouring rain ♪ | ♪ Don't stand in the pouring rain ♪ |
993 | 00:36:25,347 | 00:36:27,186 | ♪ don't sleep in the subway... ♪ | ♪ don't sleep in the subway... ♪ |
994 | 00:36:27,216 | 00:36:30,355 | No, I can't just charge you for half a cup of coffee. | No, I can't just charge you for half a cup of coffee. |
995 | 00:36:30,385 | 00:36:32,554 | But I'm not gonna drink the whole cup. | But I'm not gonna drink the whole cup. |
996 | 00:36:32,584 | 00:36:34,483 | Seems like a gyp. | Seems like a gyp. |
997 | 00:36:34,523 | 00:36:36,192 | Hey. I need to talk to you. | Hey. I need to talk to you. |
998 | 00:36:36,222 | 00:36:37,122 | Where have you been? | Where have you been? |
999 | 00:36:37,152 | 00:36:38,391 | It doesn't matter. | It doesn't matter. |
1000 | 00:36:38,421 | 00:36:40,461 | I've been looking everywhere for you. | I've been looking everywhere for you. |
1001 | 00:36:40,491 | 00:36:41,930 | I tried your cell. I went by the inn. | I tried your cell. I went by the inn. |
1002 | 00:36:41,960 | 00:36:43,529 | Patty was at your house. | Patty was at your house. |
1003 | 00:36:43,559 | 00:36:44,229 | Let's elope. | Let's elope. |
1004 | 00:36:44,259 | 00:36:45,499 | What? | What? |
1005 | 00:36:45,529 | 00:36:47,258 | Come on, Luke. Grab your keys. Let's go. | Come on, Luke. Grab your keys. Let's go. |
1006 | 00:36:47,298 | 00:36:48,897 | Elope? | Elope? |
1007 | 00:36:48,927 | 00:36:50,526 | You said that would be fine at Martha's vineyard. | You said that would be fine at Martha's vineyard. |
1008 | 00:36:50,566 | 00:36:52,935 | Didn't you say that would be fine at Martha's vineyard? | Didn't you say that would be fine at Martha's vineyard? |
1009 | 00:36:52,965 | 00:36:54,235 | Yes, I did. I'm just... | Yes, I did. I'm just... |
1010 | 00:36:54,265 | 00:36:55,564 | Come on, then! Let's go! | Come on, then! Let's go! |
1011 | 00:36:55,604 | 00:36:57,963 | We can drive to Maryland. What the hell, right? | We can drive to Maryland. What the hell, right? |
1012 | 00:36:58,003 | 00:36:59,533 | I mean, you have to see Maryland eventually. | I mean, you have to see Maryland eventually. |
1013 | 00:36:59,573 | 00:37:03,341 | We can drive there, get married, and then come back here. | We can drive there, get married, and then come back here. |
1014 | 00:37:03,371 | 00:37:05,410 | And you'll get your stuff, and you'll move in. | And you'll get your stuff, and you'll move in. |
1015 | 00:37:05,440 | 00:37:06,470 | Okay, hold on. | Okay, hold on. |
1016 | 00:37:06,510 | 00:37:08,409 | We have the plan already, right? | We have the plan already, right? |
1017 | 00:37:08,439 | 00:37:09,978 | We just have to put the plan in motion. | We just have to put the plan in motion. |
1018 | 00:37:10,008 | 00:37:11,378 | Let's calm down. | Let's calm down. |
1019 | 00:37:11,408 | 00:37:13,277 | We don't have to figure all this out now, do we? | We don't have to figure all this out now, do we? |
1020 | 00:37:13,307 | 00:37:15,876 | Yes, we do, because we've been waiting and putting it off, | Yes, we do, because we've been waiting and putting it off, |
1021 | 00:37:15,916 | 00:37:17,475 | and I don't want to put it off anymore. | and I don't want to put it off anymore. |
1022 | 00:37:17,515 | 00:37:18,545 | But right now? | But right now? |
1023 | 00:37:18,575 | 00:37:20,184 | Yes, now is the right time. | Yes, now is the right time. |
1024 | 00:37:20,214 | 00:37:22,113 | It's the best time because it's now! | It's the best time because it's now! |
1025 | 00:37:22,153 | 00:37:23,483 | Come on. Your car or mine? | Come on. Your car or mine? |
1026 | 00:37:23,513 | 00:37:25,282 | Lorelai, let's just talk this through. | Lorelai, let's just talk this through. |
1027 | 00:37:25,322 | 00:37:26,981 | All we've done for months is talk. | All we've done for months is talk. |
1028 | 00:37:27,021 | 00:37:28,381 | I want to do. I want to go. | I want to do. I want to go. |
1029 | 00:37:28,421 | 00:37:30,250 | We can't just take off and get married. | We can't just take off and get married. |
1030 | 00:37:30,290 | 00:37:31,619 | Why not, Luke? Don't you love me? | Why not, Luke? Don't you love me? |
1031 | 00:37:31,649 | 00:37:32,989 | You know I do. | You know I do. |
1032 | 00:37:33,019 | 00:37:35,558 | But I love you, Luke. I love you. | But I love you, Luke. I love you. |
1033 | 00:37:35,588 | 00:37:37,427 | But I have waited, and I have stayed away, | But I have waited, and I have stayed away, |
1034 | 00:37:37,457 | 00:37:39,656 | and I have let you run this thing, and no more. | and I have let you run this thing, and no more. |
1035 | 00:37:39,696 | 00:37:41,995 | I asked you to marry me, and you said yes. | I asked you to marry me, and you said yes. |
1036 | 00:37:42,025 | 00:37:43,664 | Yeah, I'm just trying to think here. | Yeah, I'm just trying to think here. |
1037 | 00:37:43,694 | 00:37:45,294 | We fixed up the house, right? | We fixed up the house, right? |
1038 | 00:37:45,334 | 00:37:46,663 | We have a bigger closet, | We have a bigger closet, |
1039 | 00:37:46,693 | 00:37:48,932 | and I didn't get the purple wallpaper | and I didn't get the purple wallpaper |
1040 | 00:37:48,962 | 00:37:51,001 | because you didn't want the purple wallpaper. | because you didn't want the purple wallpaper. |
1041 | 00:37:51,031 | 00:37:53,970 | And if it's between you and the purple wallpaper, | And if it's between you and the purple wallpaper, |
1042 | 00:37:54,000 | 00:37:55,599 | I pick you! | I pick you! |
1043 | 00:37:55,639 | 00:37:57,498 | I didn't tell you not to get the purple wallpaper. | I didn't tell you not to get the purple wallpaper. |
1044 | 00:37:57,538 | 00:37:59,008 | You didn't like it. | You didn't like it. |
1045 | 00:37:59,038 | 00:38:00,307 | I don't care about wallpaper! | I don't care about wallpaper! |
1046 | 00:38:00,337 | 00:38:01,907 | Do you care about me? Yes! | Do you care about me? Yes! |
1047 | 00:38:01,937 | 00:38:03,406 | Because I'm going crazy here. | Because I'm going crazy here. |
1048 | 00:38:03,436 | 00:38:06,145 | I made a commitment to you, and I need to make it happen. | I made a commitment to you, and I need to make it happen. |
1049 | 00:38:06,175 | 00:38:08,644 | It will happen, okay? I just have April to consider. | It will happen, okay? I just have April to consider. |
1050 | 00:38:08,674 | 00:38:10,013 | But once we're married, | But once we're married, |
1051 | 00:38:10,043 | 00:38:11,513 | everything with April will be fine. | everything with April will be fine. |
1052 | 00:38:11,543 | 00:38:12,682 | Anna said so. | Anna said so. |
1053 | 00:38:12,712 | 00:38:14,042 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
1054 | 00:38:14,082 | 00:38:15,181 | When I talked to Anna... | When I talked to Anna... |
1055 | 00:38:15,211 | 00:38:16,511 | When did you talk to Anna? | When did you talk to Anna? |
1056 | 00:38:16,551 | 00:38:18,610 | After the party... | After the party... |
1057 | 00:38:18,650 | 00:38:20,419 | You weren't supposed to talk to Anna. | You weren't supposed to talk to Anna. |
1058 | 00:38:20,449 | 00:38:21,918 | I know. I'm sor... | I know. I'm sor... |
1059 | 00:38:21,948 | 00:38:23,518 | God, no! I'm not gonna defend myself! | God, no! I'm not gonna defend myself! |
1060 | 00:38:23,548 | 00:38:25,017 | For months now, I've been skulking around | For months now, I've been skulking around |
1061 | 00:38:25,057 | 00:38:27,016 | not saying anything, not having an opinion, | not saying anything, not having an opinion, |
1062 | 00:38:27,056 | 00:38:28,486 | like I'm Clarence Thomas or something, | like I'm Clarence Thomas or something, |
1063 | 00:38:28,516 | 00:38:30,385 | and I... I'm done with that. | and I... I'm done with that. |
1064 | 00:38:30,425 | 00:38:32,054 | I-I've been waiting for a long time, | I-I've been waiting for a long time, |
1065 | 00:38:32,094 | 00:38:33,294 | and I don't want to wait anymore. | and I don't want to wait anymore. |
1066 | 00:38:33,323 | 00:38:35,962 | I have to think this through. No! | I have to think this through. No! |
1067 | 00:38:35,992 | 00:38:38,022 | You're gonna have to figure out how April fits into our lives, | You're gonna have to figure out how April fits into our lives, |
1068 | 00:38:38,062 | 00:38:38,661 | not the other way around. | not the other way around. |
1069 | 00:38:38,691 | 00:38:39,991 | I'm trying. | I'm trying. |
1070 | 00:38:40,031 | 00:38:41,460 | Well, try married! Just wait! | Well, try married! Just wait! |
1071 | 00:38:41,490 | 00:38:43,629 | No! I'm not waiting! It's now or never! | No! I'm not waiting! It's now or never! |
1072 | 00:38:43,659 | 00:38:44,599 | I don't like ultimatums! | I don't like ultimatums! |
1073 | 00:38:44,629 | 00:38:46,168 | I don't like mondays, | I don't like mondays, |
1074 | 00:38:46,198 | 00:38:48,297 | but unfortunately they come around eventually. | but unfortunately they come around eventually. |
1075 | 00:38:48,327 | 00:38:49,597 | I can't just jump like this. | I can't just jump like this. |
1076 | 00:38:49,637 | 00:38:52,535 | Well, I'm sorry to hear that. | Well, I'm sorry to hear that. |
1077 | 00:38:52,565 | 00:38:54,265 | [ Sniffles ] | [ Sniffles ] |
1078 | 00:38:56,404 | 00:38:57,633 | And I have to go. | And I have to go. |
1079 | 00:39:03,711 | 00:39:06,410 | [ Guitar strumming ] | [ Guitar strumming ] |
1080 | 00:39:06,440 | 00:39:10,548 | ♪ When I take a picture of the city ♪ | ♪ When I take a picture of the city ♪ |
1081 | 00:39:10,578 | 00:39:14,676 | ♪ it disappears ♪ it's only a photograph | ♪ it disappears ♪ it's only a photograph |
1082 | 00:39:14,716 | 00:39:18,015 | ♪ the city is gone | ♪ the city is gone |
1083 | 00:39:18,045 | 00:39:23,423 | ♪ places I go are never there | ♪ places I go are never there |
1084 | 00:39:23,453 | 00:39:29,060 | ♪ the places I go are never the-e-e-e-re ♪ | ♪ the places I go are never the-e-e-e-re ♪ |
1085 | 00:39:29,090 | 00:39:33,988 | ♪ and nostalgia isn't what it used to be ♪ | ♪ and nostalgia isn't what it used to be ♪ |
1086 | 00:39:34,028 | 00:39:38,496 | ♪ I can only picture the disappearing world ♪ | ♪ I can only picture the disappearing world ♪ |
1087 | 00:39:38,526 | 00:39:42,695 | ♪ when you touch me | ♪ when you touch me |
1088 | 00:39:52,770 | 00:39:54,240 | Hey. | Hey. |
1089 | 00:39:54,270 | 00:39:56,069 | Hey. | Hey. |
1090 | 00:39:56,109 | 00:39:57,708 | You okay? | You okay? |
1091 | 00:39:57,738 | 00:40:01,207 | Uh, I'm having a really bad night, | Uh, I'm having a really bad night, |
1092 | 00:40:01,237 | 00:40:05,145 | and, um... I just don't want to be alone. | and, um... I just don't want to be alone. |
1093 | 00:40:05,175 | 00:40:06,175 | Okay? | Okay? |
1094 | 00:40:06,215 | 00:40:08,314 | Yeah. Uh, come on in. | Yeah. Uh, come on in. |
1095 | 00:40:17,020 | 00:40:19,349 | Rory. | Rory. |
1096 | 00:40:19,389 | 00:40:20,119 | Logan? | Logan? |
1097 | 00:40:20,149 | 00:40:21,388 | Don't get up. | Don't get up. |
1098 | 00:40:21,418 | 00:40:24,017 | You're dressed. Why are you dressed? | You're dressed. Why are you dressed? |
1099 | 00:40:24,057 | 00:40:25,127 | My bags are already in the car. | My bags are already in the car. |
1100 | 00:40:25,157 | 00:40:26,586 | The car? | The car? |
1101 | 00:40:26,626 | 00:40:28,585 | It's downstairs. I just wanted to tell you... | It's downstairs. I just wanted to tell you... |
1102 | 00:40:28,625 | 00:40:30,455 | I'll be five minutes. I just have to find the closet. | I'll be five minutes. I just have to find the closet. |
1103 | 00:40:30,495 | 00:40:31,994 | Relax. | Relax. |
1104 | 00:40:32,024 | 00:40:34,163 | I'll just grab shoes and a coat. No. | I'll just grab shoes and a coat. No. |
1105 | 00:40:34,193 | 00:40:35,093 | No shoes. Just a coat. | No shoes. Just a coat. |
1106 | 00:40:35,133 | 00:40:36,592 | You don't have to come. | You don't have to come. |
1107 | 00:40:36,632 | 00:40:38,461 | I have to go with you to the airport. No. | I have to go with you to the airport. No. |
1108 | 00:40:38,491 | 00:40:40,131 | I have to go to say goodbye. | I have to go to say goodbye. |
1109 | 00:40:40,161 | 00:40:41,430 | Rory, no. Yes. | Rory, no. Yes. |
1110 | 00:40:41,460 | 00:40:43,229 | I have to wave to you at the gate. | I have to wave to you at the gate. |
1111 | 00:40:43,269 | 00:40:45,298 | They won't let you. They'll stop you at security. | They won't let you. They'll stop you at security. |
1112 | 00:40:45,338 | 00:40:47,997 | Okay, well, I'll wave to you at the metal detectors. | Okay, well, I'll wave to you at the metal detectors. |
1113 | 00:40:48,037 | 00:40:50,066 | Rory... I have to go with you. | Rory... I have to go with you. |
1114 | 00:40:50,106 | 00:40:51,236 | No! | No! |
1115 | 00:40:51,266 | 00:40:52,775 | Yes. You are leaving for London. | Yes. You are leaving for London. |
1116 | 00:40:52,805 | 00:40:54,634 | Who knows when we'll see each other again? | Who knows when we'll see each other again? |
1117 | 00:40:54,674 | 00:40:56,644 | I thought that was all set. What was all set? | I thought that was all set. What was all set? |
1118 | 00:40:56,674 | 00:40:58,443 | Christmas, Thanksgiving, guy Fawkes day. | Christmas, Thanksgiving, guy Fawkes day. |
1119 | 00:40:58,473 | 00:41:00,142 | That's so far away. | That's so far away. |
1120 | 00:41:00,172 | 00:41:03,411 | Rory, if you come with me, I won't get on the plane. | Rory, if you come with me, I won't get on the plane. |
1121 | 00:41:05,710 | 00:41:08,109 | I've paid for the apartment for the next year, | I've paid for the apartment for the next year, |
1122 | 00:41:08,149 | 00:41:10,018 | so you don't have to worry about that. | so you don't have to worry about that. |
1123 | 00:41:10,048 | 00:41:12,187 | There's still a few weeks left on the car service, | There's still a few weeks left on the car service, |
1124 | 00:41:12,217 | 00:41:13,647 | so use it whenever you want. | so use it whenever you want. |
1125 | 00:41:13,687 | 00:41:16,415 | I know that you won't, but just in case you need to. | I know that you won't, but just in case you need to. |
1126 | 00:41:17,755 | 00:41:20,384 | I'll call you when I get in, okay? | I'll call you when I get in, okay? |
1127 | 00:41:24,752 | 00:41:26,621 | [ Sniffles ] | [ Sniffles ] |
1128 | 00:41:28,420 | 00:41:30,460 | What? | What? |
1129 | 00:41:30,490 | 00:41:32,459 | [ Sniffles ] | [ Sniffles ] |
1130 | 00:41:32,499 | 00:41:36,397 | I keep trying to think of fabulous things to say, | I keep trying to think of fabulous things to say, |
1131 | 00:41:36,427 | 00:41:38,026 | but all I can think is, | but all I can think is, |
1132 | 00:41:38,066 | 00:41:41,095 | "say hi to William and Harry for me." | "say hi to William and Harry for me." |
1133 | 00:41:41,135 | 00:41:43,064 | [ Sniffles ] | [ Sniffles ] |
1134 | 00:41:43,104 | 00:41:44,664 | I love you, ace. | I love you, ace. |
1135 | 00:41:44,704 | 00:41:45,773 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
1136 | 00:41:45,803 | 00:41:47,332 | That's so much better | That's so much better |
1137 | 00:41:47,372 | 00:41:49,701 | than "say hi to William and Harry for me." | than "say hi to William and Harry for me." |
1138 | 00:41:54,709 | 00:41:55,739 | I have to go. | I have to go. |
1139 | 00:42:34,093 | 00:42:35,462 | Christopher: G.g., come get your coat. | Christopher: G.g., come get your coat. |
1140 | 00:42:35,502 | 00:42:37,202 | G.g.: Not that coat. The pink coat. | G.g.: Not that coat. The pink coat. |
1141 | 00:42:37,232 | 00:42:39,101 | Miriam, where's the pink coat? | Miriam, where's the pink coat? |
1142 | 00:42:39,131 | 00:42:40,630 | Miriam: She doesn't have a pink coat. | Miriam: She doesn't have a pink coat. |
1143 | 00:42:40,670 | 00:42:43,139 | G.g.! Come back here! | G.g.! Come back here! |
1144 | 00:42:43,169 | 00:42:44,798 | Who is that? | Who is that? |
1145 | 00:42:44,838 | 00:42:47,137 | Shh! That's your aunt Lorelai. | Shh! That's your aunt Lorelai. |
1146 | 00:42:47,167 | 00:42:48,067 | Is she sick? | Is she sick? |
1147 | 00:42:48,107 | 00:42:50,676 | No. Miriam... Sorry, Mr. Hayden. | No. Miriam... Sorry, Mr. Hayden. |
1148 | 00:42:50,706 | 00:42:52,645 | I don't like to wear my nightgown to bed | I don't like to wear my nightgown to bed |
1149 | 00:42:52,675 | 00:42:54,245 | when I'm sick, either. | when I'm sick, either. |
1150 | 00:42:54,275 | 00:42:57,143 | I'll explain later. Have fun at school. | I'll explain later. Have fun at school. |