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1 00:06:47,290 00:06:50,388 ♪ no one likes talkin' to a drunk ♪ ♪ no one likes talkin' to a drunk ♪
2 00:06:47,390 00:06:48,059 Who's Neil young? Who's Neil young?
3 00:06:48,089 00:06:50,658 One of the monkees. One of the monkees.
4 00:06:48,489 00:06:50,618 Oh, I can avoid people with the best of them. Oh, I can avoid people with the best of them.
5 00:06:48,829 00:06:53,327 ♪ I left in flames of paper shade hanging from a light ♪ ♪ I left in flames of paper shade hanging from a light ♪
6 00:06:48,979 00:06:50,888 May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please?
7 00:06:49,169 00:06:51,098 A prize! Let's get him out the door! A prize! Let's get him out the door!
8 00:06:50,428 00:06:53,367 ♪ unless he's buyin' ♪ unless he's buyin'
9 00:06:50,658 00:06:52,557 I didn't say "people." I said "huntzbergers." I didn't say "people." I said "huntzbergers."
10 00:06:50,688 00:06:53,627 I'm guessing when word hit the east coast troubadour community, I'm guessing when word hit the east coast troubadour community,
11 00:06:50,838 00:06:54,267 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
12 00:06:50,918 00:06:52,417 I'm kind of doing a song here. I'm kind of doing a song here.
13 00:06:51,138 00:06:52,667 Lunches! Come on, Davey. Lunches! Come on, Davey.
14 00:06:52,447 00:06:53,857 It won't take long. It won't take long.
15 00:06:52,597 00:06:55,596 Don't worry your pretty little head. I'll take care of myself. Don't worry your pretty little head. I'll take care of myself.
16 00:06:52,707 00:06:54,047 Ohh! Ohh!
17 00:06:53,367 00:06:57,995 ♪ and when it came to the victories ♪ ♪ and when it came to the victories ♪
18 00:06:53,397 00:06:58,335 ♪ nobody says hello when they're goodbye-in' ♪ ♪ nobody says hello when they're goodbye-in' ♪
19 00:06:53,657 00:06:55,026 every one of them thought to come to stars hollow every one of them thought to come to stars hollow
20 00:06:53,887 00:06:55,916 Please, people, your attention! Please, people, your attention!
21 00:06:54,077 00:06:56,816 Come on. Let's get your lunch. Come on. Let's get your lunch.
22 00:06:54,307 00:06:56,906 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
23 00:06:55,056 00:06:57,025 for their shot at the big time. for their shot at the big time.
24 00:06:55,626 00:06:56,956 I just want you to be fully prepped. I just want you to be fully prepped.
25 00:06:55,956 00:06:58,955 I would just like to say that there is no bigger fan of music I would just like to say that there is no bigger fan of music
26 00:06:56,846 00:06:58,885 Here you go. Go give it to daddy. Okay. Here you go. Go give it to daddy. Okay.
27 00:06:56,936 00:06:59,704 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
28 00:06:56,995 00:06:59,235 Oh-ho. I have outdone myself photographically. Oh-ho. I have outdone myself photographically.
29 00:06:57,055 00:06:59,055 There's an east coast troubadour community? There's an east coast troubadour community?
30 00:06:58,035 00:07:01,164 ♪ the genus names of all the flowers ♪ ♪ the genus names of all the flowers ♪
31 00:06:58,365 00:07:00,974 ♪ unless they're Hawaiian ♪ ♪ unless they're Hawaiian ♪
32 00:06:58,915 00:07:00,314 Come to daddy, son. Come to daddy, son.
33 00:06:58,985 00:07:01,054 than the man standing before you. than the man standing before you.
34 00:06:59,095 00:07:01,534 Oh, yes, our wandering musical storytellers. Oh, yes, our wandering musical storytellers.
35 00:06:59,265 00:07:01,004 Every one of these is a keeper. Every one of these is a keeper.
36 00:06:59,744 00:07:03,843 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
37 00:07:00,344 00:07:02,883 Shh! We're still playing the "super-quiet" game! Shh! We're still playing the "super-quiet" game!
38 00:07:00,994 00:07:03,333 well, hey, there, Taylor. Fancy seeing you here. well, hey, there, Taylor. Fancy seeing you here.
39 00:07:01,034 00:07:03,603 That's a close-up of my naked butt. That's not a keeper. That's a close-up of my naked butt. That's not a keeper.
40 00:07:01,094 00:07:02,953 No memory is more precious to me No memory is more precious to me
41 00:07:01,204 00:07:03,903 ♪ that were feeding off of ♪ that were feeding off of
42 00:07:01,564 00:07:03,533 It's an honored American tradition It's an honored American tradition
43 00:07:02,913 00:07:05,152 So, did she say anything else after I went to bed? So, did she say anything else after I went to bed?
44 00:07:02,993 00:07:05,492 than the one of my father taking me than the one of my father taking me
45 00:07:03,363 00:07:05,402 I live here! Beautiful. I live here! Beautiful.
46 00:07:03,563 00:07:05,362 going back to the puritans. going back to the puritans.
47 00:07:03,633 00:07:06,502 You're right. That's a screen saver. You're right. That's a screen saver.
48 00:07:03,873 00:07:08,851 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
49 00:07:03,943 00:07:06,382 ♪ her amazing glow ♪ her amazing glow
50 00:07:05,182 00:07:06,182 Not a word. Not a word.
51 00:07:05,392 00:07:07,761 Gierke schoonhoven delighted his fellow pilgrims Gierke schoonhoven delighted his fellow pilgrims
52 00:07:05,432 00:07:10,270 ♪ Nobody eats eggs and bacon when they're fryin' ♪ ♪ Nobody eats eggs and bacon when they're fryin' ♪
53 00:07:05,522 00:07:09,430 to the Hartford civic auditorium to see the great pat Boone. to the Hartford civic auditorium to see the great pat Boone.
54 00:07:06,212 00:07:07,741 We sat and we had tea, We sat and we had tea,
55 00:07:06,542 00:07:08,741 The olfactory sense is the sense The olfactory sense is the sense
56 00:07:07,781 00:07:10,680 but she was somewhere else the whole time. but she was somewhere else the whole time.
57 00:07:07,801 00:07:09,440 with his timely songs. with his timely songs.
58 00:07:08,341 00:07:13,139 ♪ her amazing glow ♪ her amazing glow
59 00:07:08,771 00:07:11,909 that most strongly evokes memories of the past. that most strongly evokes memories of the past.
60 00:07:08,881 00:07:12,549 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
61 00:07:09,460 00:07:11,659 His most popular was "a beaver ate my thumb." His most popular was "a beaver ate my thumb."
62 00:07:09,460 00:07:14,198 But you, my friends, do not have the talent of pat Boone. But you, my friends, do not have the talent of pat Boone.
63 00:07:10,300 00:07:11,839 ♪ that'd just be dumb ♪ that'd just be dumb
64 00:07:10,720 00:07:12,819 Don't open the door, Davey. The door's loud. Don't open the door, Davey. The door's loud.
65 00:07:11,699 00:07:13,339 It was quite catchy. It was quite catchy.
66 00:07:11,869 00:07:13,499 ♪ you'd probably burn your tongue ♪ ♪ you'd probably burn your tongue ♪
67 00:07:11,939 00:07:15,878 Well, screw the past. Well, screw the past.
68 00:07:12,579 00:07:15,518 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
69 00:07:12,849 00:07:14,078 Let daddy open the door! Let daddy open the door!
70 00:07:13,179 00:07:14,878 oh, that's another good one. oh, that's another good one.
71 00:07:13,369 00:07:15,838 I wonder if Neil still does "last train to clarksville." I wonder if Neil still does "last train to clarksville."
72 00:07:13,539 00:07:19,136 ♪ and nobody laughs at a clown when he's cryin' ♪ ♪ and nobody laughs at a clown when he's cryin' ♪
73 00:07:14,118 00:07:15,718 I'm worried about her. I'm worried about her.
74 00:07:14,228 00:07:15,998 And if you insist on loitering And if you insist on loitering
75 00:07:14,908 00:07:16,108 No, it's not. No, it's not.
76 00:07:15,548 00:07:18,217 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
77 00:07:15,758 00:07:18,197 If she wanted to talk, she would have talked. If she wanted to talk, she would have talked.
78 00:07:15,868 00:07:17,737 I love that song. I love that song.
79 00:07:15,908 00:07:18,576 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
80 00:07:16,028 00:07:18,866 and playing your hippie doo-wop music and playing your hippie doo-wop music
81 00:07:16,147 00:07:17,877 Hold it. Hold it.
82 00:07:17,767 00:07:19,296 [ Exhales sharply ] [ Exhales sharply ]
83 00:07:17,917 00:07:20,256 Yo, Alfred stieglitz, stop with the pictures. Yo, Alfred stieglitz, stop with the pictures.
84 00:07:18,227 00:07:19,956 I know what it is. It's Luke. I know what it is. It's Luke.
85 00:07:18,257 00:07:21,655 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
86 00:07:18,896 00:07:20,236 to the obvious detriment to the obvious detriment
87 00:07:19,176 00:07:21,275 ♪ boo-hoo ♪ boo-hoo
88 00:07:19,986 00:07:22,185 I just... I don't know the specifics. I just... I don't know the specifics.
89 00:07:20,266 00:07:23,065 of the mercantile interests of this town, of the mercantile interests of this town,
90 00:07:20,286 00:07:21,885 I prefer cartier-bresson. I prefer cartier-bresson.
91 00:07:20,676 00:07:23,734 ♪ Genevieve wears dior ♪ Genevieve wears dior
92 00:07:21,305 00:07:25,244 is everyone seeing what's going on out here? is everyone seeing what's going on out here?
93 00:07:21,575 00:07:24,074 ♪ I drive an '89 Volvo ♪ I drive an '89 Volvo
94 00:07:21,915 00:07:23,844 My eyes are pale... Very sensitive to the light. My eyes are pale... Very sensitive to the light.
95 00:07:22,225 00:07:23,664 Let's go. Let's go.
96 00:07:23,105 00:07:27,073 our authorities will forcibly remove you... our authorities will forcibly remove you...
97 00:07:23,694 00:07:24,994 Be very quiet going out the door, Davey. Be very quiet going out the door, Davey.
98 00:07:23,784 00:07:25,753 ♪ Margaret wears trésor ♪ Margaret wears trésor
99 00:07:23,884 00:07:25,853 You only graduate from college once, You only graduate from college once,
100 00:07:24,104 00:07:26,703 ♪ have you seen it anywhere? ♪ have you seen it anywhere?
101 00:07:24,824 00:07:26,223 morning, Taylor. morning, Taylor.
102 00:07:25,024 00:07:26,153 Super-quiet! Super-quiet!
103 00:07:25,274 00:07:27,443 Lucas, have you eyeballed the chicanery Lucas, have you eyeballed the chicanery
104 00:07:25,783 00:07:30,791 ♪ Mary Jo wears Lauren, but you don't wear no perfume ♪ ♪ Mary Jo wears Lauren, but you don't wear no perfume ♪
105 00:07:25,883 00:07:27,383 and I will document it to my heart's content, and I will document it to my heart's content,
106 00:07:26,193 00:07:27,363 You're gonna win the prize. You're gonna win the prize.
107 00:07:26,253 00:07:27,653 Good morning. Some weather, huh? Good morning. Some weather, huh?
108 00:07:26,743 00:07:29,852 ♪ 'Cause I can't seem to find it ♪ ♪ 'Cause I can't seem to find it ♪
109 00:07:27,103 00:07:31,141 With water hoses and canine units if necessary! With water hoses and canine units if necessary!
110 00:07:27,393 00:07:28,722 It's gonna be a super-fun prize! It's gonna be a super-fun prize!
111 00:07:27,423 00:07:28,862 and you can't stop me. and you can't stop me.
112 00:07:27,483 00:07:28,852 that's taking place outside? that's taking place outside?
113 00:07:27,693 00:07:29,722 If you don't like it, just wait five minutes. If you don't like it, just wait five minutes.
114 00:07:28,762 00:07:29,862 Close the door for me? Got it. Close the door for me? Got it.
115 00:07:28,882 00:07:30,142 What? Eyed what? What? Eyed what?
116 00:07:28,892 00:07:30,392 At least I'm clothed in these. At least I'm clothed in these.
117 00:07:29,762 00:07:31,261 Top of the day to you, Mrs. Harris. Top of the day to you, Mrs. Harris.
118 00:07:29,872 00:07:32,771 ♪ and no one seems to care ♪ and no one seems to care
119 00:07:29,892 00:07:30,961 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
120 00:07:30,182 00:07:32,251 Balled... Eyeballed these hooligans! Balled... Eyeballed these hooligans!
121 00:07:30,422 00:07:31,981 Oh, yes, those shower photos Oh, yes, those shower photos
122 00:07:30,821 00:07:33,420 ♪ Deborah wears clinique ♪ Deborah wears clinique
123 00:07:31,001 00:07:34,400 Great job, son! High five! Great job, son! High five!
124 00:07:31,171 00:07:34,540 Thank you for your time, and, uh... Thank you for your time, and, uh...
125 00:07:31,291 00:07:32,461 Say hi to Maurice for me. Say hi to Maurice for me.
126 00:07:32,021 00:07:33,820 will fetch me a bundle on the Internet. will fetch me a bundle on the Internet.
127 00:07:32,281 00:07:34,410 How interested do I look in talking to you, Taylor? How interested do I look in talking to you, Taylor?
128 00:07:32,491 00:07:33,830 Will do! Will do!
129 00:07:32,811 00:07:35,519 ♪ I don't know how it happened ♪ I don't know how it happened
130 00:07:33,450 00:07:35,889 ♪ maryanne wears mystique ♪ maryanne wears mystique
131 00:07:33,860 00:07:35,399 I don't even know why I'm doing this. I don't even know why I'm doing this.
132 00:07:34,430 00:07:38,198 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
133 00:07:34,450 00:07:36,919 Not very. And this is the very peak of my interest. Not very. And this is the very peak of my interest.
134 00:07:34,580 00:07:37,079 Goodbye. Goodbye.
135 00:07:35,419 00:07:37,788 Why am I doing this whole cap-and-gown thing? Why am I doing this whole cap-and-gown thing?
136 00:07:35,549 00:07:38,588 ♪ I've never lost a car ♪ I've never lost a car
137 00:07:35,919 00:07:40,857 ♪ Judith wears shalimar, but you don't wear no perfume ♪ ♪ Judith wears shalimar, but you don't wear no perfume ♪
138 00:07:36,949 00:07:38,788 My god, there's another one! My god, there's another one!
139 00:07:37,109 00:07:39,478 Can you say "btk"? Can you say "btk"?
140 00:07:37,828 00:07:40,097 The graduation ceremony is not only for the graduate. The graduation ceremony is not only for the graduate.
141 00:07:38,238 00:07:43,336 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
142 00:07:38,618 00:07:44,656 ♪ I might have to retrace my steps back to the bar ♪ ♪ I might have to retrace my steps back to the bar ♪
143 00:07:38,818 00:07:40,018 I have a theory, Taylor. I have a theory, Taylor.
144 00:07:39,598 00:07:41,937 ♪ Her every wicked skill ♪ Her every wicked skill
145 00:07:40,058 00:07:41,157 Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
146 00:07:40,127 00:07:42,427 It's for the loved ones, too. We talked about this. It's for the loved ones, too. We talked about this.
147 00:07:40,887 00:07:43,786 ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪
148 00:07:41,187 00:07:42,516 Our usual town troubadour... Our usual town troubadour...
149 00:07:41,967 00:07:44,266 ♪ to change a lot of weather ♪ to change a lot of weather
150 00:07:42,377 00:07:43,736 Jackson: Is she still asleep? Jackson: Is she still asleep?
151 00:07:42,466 00:07:44,036 No, you talked, and I disagreed. No, you talked, and I disagreed.
152 00:07:42,556 00:07:44,856 He was discovered last week on these very streets. He was discovered last week on these very streets.
153 00:07:43,366 00:07:47,235 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
154 00:07:43,776 00:07:45,375 Sookie: Yeah, so let's be super-quiet. Sookie: Yeah, so let's be super-quiet.
155 00:07:43,826 00:07:45,965 ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪
156 00:07:44,066 00:07:45,465 Then I ruled, and that's that. Then I ruled, and that's that.
157 00:07:44,296 00:07:46,605 ♪ no room was spared ♪ no room was spared
158 00:07:44,686 00:07:48,054 ♪ I stepped into a puddle ♪ I stepped into a puddle
159 00:07:44,885 00:07:46,285 Discovered? Discovered?
160 00:07:45,405 00:07:46,405 Super-quiet, Davey! Super-quiet, Davey!
161 00:07:45,495 00:07:47,195 I'm taking that Stalin biography away from you. I'm taking that Stalin biography away from you.
162 00:07:45,995 00:07:49,733 ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪ ♪ that's why I want to spend my life with you ♪
163 00:07:46,325 00:07:48,484 Some big-time music manager was limo-ing through town, Some big-time music manager was limo-ing through town,
164 00:07:46,445 00:07:48,244 Super-quiet, son! Super-quiet, son!
165 00:07:46,635 00:07:49,534 ♪ no mood, show no mercy ♪ no mood, show no mercy
166 00:07:47,235 00:07:49,104 Come on. I don't want to be late. Come on. I don't want to be late.
167 00:07:47,274 00:07:51,713 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
168 00:07:48,084 00:07:51,353 ♪ I'm bleeding from the lip ♪ I'm bleeding from the lip
169 00:07:48,274 00:07:51,813 Like we're playing a game called "let's be super-quiet," Like we're playing a game called "let's be super-quiet,"
170 00:07:48,524 00:07:50,523 and he caught one of the troubadour's songs, and he caught one of the troubadour's songs,
171 00:07:49,134 00:07:51,743 You do realize you're putting yourself in the cross hairs. You do realize you're putting yourself in the cross hairs.
172 00:07:49,574 00:07:51,803 ♪ I was a tireless fool ♪ I was a tireless fool
173 00:07:50,563 00:07:52,872 gave him an opening slot on Neil young's tour. gave him an opening slot on Neil young's tour.
174 00:07:51,393 00:07:54,461 excuse me, uh, bohemian people! excuse me, uh, bohemian people!
175 00:07:51,743 00:07:56,311 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
176 00:07:51,773 00:07:53,972 There will be all manner of huntzbergers in the audience. There will be all manner of huntzbergers in the audience.
177 00:07:51,843 00:07:54,302 ♪ I thought I could do better ♪ I thought I could do better
178 00:07:51,843 00:07:54,641 and you win a prize if you're super-quiet! and you win a prize if you're super-quiet!
179 00:07:56,950 00:07:58,260 Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
180 00:08:01,329 00:08:02,328 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
181 00:08:02,358 00:08:03,528 Rory: You're grounded. Rory: You're grounded.
182 00:08:03,558 00:08:05,197 Ha. Sorry, mom. Ha. Sorry, mom.
183 00:08:05,227 00:08:07,866 Kimmy saw this guy at the mall who was a total chachi, Kimmy saw this guy at the mall who was a total chachi,
184 00:08:07,896 00:08:09,125 and he bought us a slurpee, and he bought us a slurpee,
185 00:08:09,165 00:08:10,625 and we totally lost track of time. and we totally lost track of time.
186 00:08:10,665 00:08:12,034 I called you twice. I left messages. I called you twice. I left messages.
187 00:08:12,064 00:08:13,633 I called the national guard, I called the national guard,
188 00:08:13,663 00:08:15,863 who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad. who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad.
189 00:08:15,903 00:08:17,402 I just checked my messages. I just checked my messages.
190 00:08:17,432 00:08:19,471 I won't be ignored, Dan. I won't be ignored, Dan.
191 00:08:19,501 00:08:21,170 I know. I'm hiding my rabbit as we speak. I know. I'm hiding my rabbit as we speak.
192 00:08:21,200 00:08:22,940 So what's the deal? So what's the deal?
193 00:08:22,970 00:08:25,169 No deal. I, um, spent the night at Sookie's last night. No deal. I, um, spent the night at Sookie's last night.
194 00:08:25,209 00:08:26,368 Why? Why?
195 00:08:26,408 00:08:28,007 We were talking and it got late, We were talking and it got late,
196 00:08:28,037 00:08:30,376 so I crashed on her couch and woke up covered in jam. so I crashed on her couch and woke up covered in jam.
197 00:08:30,406 00:08:31,446 Is everything all right? Is everything all right?
198 00:08:31,476 00:08:33,145 Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
199 00:08:33,175 00:08:34,445 How's it going with you? How's it going with you?
200 00:08:34,475 00:08:36,344 Well, Logan graduated. Well, Logan graduated.
201 00:08:36,374 00:08:38,983 That's right... the graduation. Wow. How was it? That's right... the graduation. Wow. How was it?
202 00:08:39,013 00:08:40,442 I'm here now. It was nice. I'm here now. It was nice.
203 00:08:40,482 00:08:42,381 Logan looked great... Very dignified. Logan looked great... Very dignified.
204 00:08:42,411 00:08:44,421 He didn't trip. He remembered to wear pants. He didn't trip. He remembered to wear pants.
205 00:08:44,451 00:08:46,120 He's quite a catch, that guy. He's quite a catch, that guy.
206 00:08:46,150 00:08:47,479 I was very proud of him. I was very proud of him.
207 00:08:47,519 00:08:49,548 I'm just waiting for him to extricate himself I'm just waiting for him to extricate himself
208 00:08:49,588 00:08:50,648 from those people. from those people.
209 00:08:50,688 00:08:52,117 His parents are there? His parents are there?
210 00:08:52,157 00:08:53,357 Yep, they are with Logan, Yep, they are with Logan,
211 00:08:53,387 00:08:55,186 and I am standing a good 50 feet away. and I am standing a good 50 feet away.
212 00:08:55,226 00:08:56,526 As per the restraining order. As per the restraining order.
213 00:08:56,556 00:08:58,325 They're dragging him out for drinks, They're dragging him out for drinks,
214 00:08:58,355 00:08:59,924 we're meeting back at the apartment, we're meeting back at the apartment,
215 00:08:59,954 00:09:01,224 and then he'll be all mine. and then he'll be all mine.
216 00:09:01,264 00:09:02,993 I've got the afternoon planned out. I've got the afternoon planned out.
217 00:09:03,023 00:09:05,462 You're such a girlfriend. You should take him to the mall. You're such a girlfriend. You should take him to the mall.
218 00:09:05,492 00:09:06,361 I'll think about it. I'll think about it.
219 00:09:06,391 00:09:08,161 So, you take pictures? So, you take pictures?
220 00:09:08,201 00:09:10,560 Only about a thousand. I'll bring my camera tonight. Only about a thousand. I'll bring my camera tonight.
221 00:09:10,600 00:09:12,669 Oh, listen, just a heads-up... Oh, listen, just a heads-up...
222 00:09:12,699 00:09:14,568 I might have to duck out after drinks. I might have to duck out after drinks.
223 00:09:14,598 00:09:16,297 No! Why? No! Why?
224 00:09:16,337 00:09:18,606 I made reservations at this crappy Italian restaurant I made reservations at this crappy Italian restaurant
225 00:09:18,636 00:09:20,975 with chianti bottles hanging from the ceiling, with chianti bottles hanging from the ceiling,
226 00:09:21,005 00:09:23,074 and the husband and wife that own the place and the husband and wife that own the place
227 00:09:23,104 00:09:25,404 wind up screaming at each other after 8:00... we love it. wind up screaming at each other after 8:00... we love it.
228 00:09:25,443 00:09:26,973 Sounds great. Sounds great.
229 00:09:27,003 00:09:28,412 It's our last night together for a while. It's our last night together for a while.
230 00:09:28,442 00:09:30,941 I want it to be really special. I want it to be really special.
231 00:09:30,981 00:09:32,640 I better get back. I'll see you tonight? I better get back. I'll see you tonight?
232 00:09:32,680 00:09:35,549 Okay, hon. See you tonight. Okay, hon. See you tonight.
233 00:09:35,579 00:09:37,249 [ Cellphone beeps ] [ Cellphone beeps ]
234 00:09:37,279 00:09:38,218 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
235 00:09:41,187 00:09:42,416 Hello! Babette! Hello! Babette!
236 00:09:45,015 00:09:47,414 Hi, buddy. Where's babette? Hi, buddy. Where's babette?
237 00:09:47,454 00:09:48,984 Oh, she had to go, honey. Oh, she had to go, honey.
238 00:09:49,024 00:09:51,123 I told her I'd take the morning shift. I told her I'd take the morning shift.
239 00:09:51,153 00:09:53,492 She told me to tell you that everything went fine. She told me to tell you that everything went fine.
240 00:09:53,522 00:09:55,221 Paul anka ate all his food, Paul anka ate all his food,
241 00:09:55,261 00:09:57,420 and then he did something weird with your nightgown. and then he did something weird with your nightgown.
242 00:09:57,460 00:09:59,289 Oh, are you cross-dressing again? Oh, are you cross-dressing again?
243 00:09:59,329 00:10:00,589 I got here at 7:30. I got here at 7:30.
244 00:10:00,629 00:10:03,328 I gave him a little kibble and a new hoof, I gave him a little kibble and a new hoof,
245 00:10:03,358 00:10:04,597 and he ran around the house a few times and he ran around the house a few times
246 00:10:04,627 00:10:06,366 and then passed out in the corner. and then passed out in the corner.
247 00:10:06,396 00:10:07,596 He's been quiet ever since. He's been quiet ever since.
248 00:10:07,626 00:10:09,295 Thank you guys for doing this, Patty. Thank you guys for doing this, Patty.
249 00:10:09,335 00:10:12,104 Paul anka's never spent the whole night alone before. Paul anka's never spent the whole night alone before.
250 00:10:12,134 00:10:14,103 Oh, it's our pleasure, sweetheart. Oh, it's our pleasure, sweetheart.
251 00:10:14,133 00:10:16,132 So, you're staying out all night, huh? So, you're staying out all night, huh?
252 00:10:16,172 00:10:17,532 Anything illegal? Anything illegal?
253 00:10:17,572 00:10:19,641 Oh, no, no. Just a little girls' night out. Oh, no, no. Just a little girls' night out.
254 00:10:19,671 00:10:21,270 Or in, I should say. Or in, I should say.
255 00:10:21,310 00:10:23,069 Sookie and I had a slumber party. Sookie and I had a slumber party.
256 00:10:23,109 00:10:24,109 Oh, that sounds fun. Oh, that sounds fun.
257 00:10:24,139 00:10:25,308 Do you want some coffee, Patty? Do you want some coffee, Patty?
258 00:10:25,338 00:10:27,947 Oh, no, sweetheart. I need to get going. Oh, no, sweetheart. I need to get going.
259 00:10:27,977 00:10:30,376 I'm teaching a cardio striptease class at 10:00. I'm teaching a cardio striptease class at 10:00.
260 00:10:30,406 00:10:33,215 I have to make sure those Poles are screwed in tight. I have to make sure those Poles are screwed in tight.
261 00:10:33,245 00:10:34,215 Okay. Okay.
262 00:10:34,245 00:10:35,144 [ Door opens ] [ Door opens ]
263 00:10:35,184 00:10:36,384 Luke: Lorelai, you here? Luke: Lorelai, you here?
264 00:10:36,414 00:10:38,213 Tell him I'm not here. What? Tell him I'm not here. What?
265 00:10:38,253 00:10:40,182 Patty, please. Tell him I'm not here. Patty, please. Tell him I'm not here.
266 00:10:40,212 00:10:42,481 No, no, but I... Luke, hi. No, no, but I... Luke, hi.
267 00:10:42,521 00:10:44,221 What the hell are you doing here? What the hell are you doing here?
268 00:10:44,251 00:10:46,020 Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
269 00:10:46,050 00:10:47,649 I'm looking for Lorelai. Well, she's not here. I'm looking for Lorelai. Well, she's not here.
270 00:10:47,689 00:10:49,388 Her Jeep's right out front. Her Jeep's right out front.
271 00:10:49,418 00:10:52,327 All I know is she called to have me come and feed Paul anka. All I know is she called to have me come and feed Paul anka.
272 00:10:52,357 00:10:54,626 Called from where? I don't know. The inn, maybe. Called from where? I don't know. The inn, maybe.
273 00:10:54,656 00:10:56,296 No, I tried the inn. No, I tried the inn.
274 00:10:56,326 00:10:58,165 Well, uh, I-I don't know. Well, uh, I-I don't know.
275 00:10:58,195 00:11:00,264 You know, half the time people speak to me, You know, half the time people speak to me,
276 00:11:00,294 00:11:01,693 I'm thinking about baryshnikov. I'm thinking about baryshnikov.
277 00:11:01,733 00:11:04,162 Did you see "turning point"? No. Did you see "turning point"? No.
278 00:11:04,202 00:11:06,201 Oh, that man was so beautiful. Oh, that man was so beautiful.
279 00:11:06,231 00:11:07,361 Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
280 00:11:07,401 00:11:09,170 Pure sex walking. Pure sex walking.
281 00:11:09,200 00:11:11,599 Flying, actually. That man could fly. Flying, actually. That man could fly.
282 00:11:11,639 00:11:13,498 Have you ever thought of taking dance? Have you ever thought of taking dance?
283 00:11:13,538 00:11:15,038 Me? No. Me? No.
284 00:11:15,068 00:11:17,167 Well, maybe you might want to think about it. Well, maybe you might want to think about it.
285 00:11:17,207 00:11:19,136 There's nothing sexier than a man in tights. There's nothing sexier than a man in tights.
286 00:11:19,176 00:11:20,505 Yeah, I'm sure that's true. Yeah, I'm sure that's true.
287 00:11:20,535 00:11:22,575 Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by? Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by?
288 00:11:22,605 00:11:24,474 Oh, of course I will, honey. Oh, of course I will, honey.
289 00:11:24,514 00:11:26,743 Stop imagining me in tights, Patty. Stop imagining me in tights, Patty.
290 00:11:26,773 00:11:29,112 It's a free country, honey. It's a free country, honey.
291 00:11:29,142 00:11:31,451 [ Door opens ] [ Door opens ]
292 00:11:31,481 00:11:33,580 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
293 00:11:33,610 00:11:35,519 He is so easy. He is so easy.
294 00:11:35,549 00:11:36,649 Thank you, Patty. Thank you, Patty.
295 00:11:36,679 00:11:38,218 Something going on with you and Luke? Something going on with you and Luke?
296 00:11:38,248 00:11:39,418 It's nothing. It's nothing.
297 00:11:39,448 00:11:40,687 We had a little fight... Nothing big. We had a little fight... Nothing big.
298 00:11:40,717 00:11:42,356 I'm just... Punishing him. I'm just... Punishing him.
299 00:11:42,386 00:11:44,026 Good for you. Good for you.
300 00:11:44,056 00:11:45,725 The longer the freeze-out, the better the makeup. The longer the freeze-out, the better the makeup.
301 00:11:45,755 00:11:47,254 Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly.
302 00:11:47,284 00:11:48,324 Thank you for doing this. Thank you for doing this.
303 00:11:48,354 00:11:49,693 Oh, sure, any time. Oh, sure, any time.
304 00:11:49,723 00:11:51,762 If you need anything else, just give me a call. If you need anything else, just give me a call.
305 00:11:51,792 00:11:53,462 I will. I will.
306 00:11:53,492 00:11:56,290 Oh, and, honey, don't freeze him out too long. Oh, and, honey, don't freeze him out too long.
307 00:11:56,330 00:11:58,699 Luke is a much better man than my first husband... Luke is a much better man than my first husband...
308 00:11:58,729 00:12:00,499 Or second husband. Or second husband.
309 00:12:00,529 00:12:03,028 But he's neck and neck with the third one, though. But he's neck and neck with the third one, though.
310 00:12:03,068 00:12:04,167 Okay. Okay.
311 00:12:04,197 00:12:05,667 Bye, Paul anka! Bye, Paul anka!
312 00:12:05,697 00:12:08,665 Thank you for letting me scratch your butt for an hour! Thank you for letting me scratch your butt for an hour!
313 00:12:08,705 00:12:10,635 Just like husband number four. Just like husband number four.
314 00:12:10,664 00:12:12,004 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
315 00:12:12,034 00:12:13,004 Bye. Bye.
316 00:12:19,311 00:12:20,570 [ Elevator dings ] [ Elevator dings ]
317 00:12:20,610 00:12:22,540 Mitchum: Pete Michaels will be there Mitchum: Pete Michaels will be there
318 00:12:22,580 00:12:24,409 for at least the first two months. for at least the first two months.
319 00:12:24,449 00:12:26,608 He runs the department, so he's the one to see. He runs the department, so he's the one to see.
320 00:12:26,648 00:12:28,017 He's a good guy. He's a good guy.
321 00:12:28,047 00:12:29,647 [ Cellphone rings ] I got to go. [ Cellphone rings ] I got to go.
322 00:12:29,677 00:12:32,385 Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
323 00:12:32,415 00:12:33,745 Yeah? Yeah?
324 00:12:33,785 00:12:35,054 Hey. What happened? Hey. What happened?
325 00:12:35,084 00:12:37,353 It took longer than I thought. It took longer than I thought.
326 00:12:37,383 00:12:39,283 I've got to leave for my grandparents' right now. I've got to leave for my grandparents' right now.
327 00:12:39,323 00:12:41,791 To top it off, just as the family thing is winding down, To top it off, just as the family thing is winding down,
328 00:12:41,821 00:12:44,260 a bunch of dad's business automatons came by, a bunch of dad's business automatons came by,
329 00:12:44,290 00:12:46,060 and he made me stay to talk shop. and he made me stay to talk shop.
330 00:12:46,090 00:12:47,719 Synergy and new media ventures Synergy and new media ventures
331 00:12:47,759 00:12:49,458 in increasing shareholder value. in increasing shareholder value.
332 00:12:49,488 00:12:50,758 I could hear my soul dying. I could hear my soul dying.
333 00:12:50,788 00:12:52,257 He's doing this on purpose. He's doing this on purpose.
334 00:12:52,297 00:12:53,257 I wouldn't put it past him. I wouldn't put it past him.
335 00:12:53,297 00:12:54,766 Why is he doing this? Why is he doing this?
336 00:12:54,796 00:12:57,065 Don't think about him. Just go to your thing. Don't think about him. Just go to your thing.
337 00:12:57,095 00:12:59,094 Get it over with. I'll wait for you here. Get it over with. I'll wait for you here.
338 00:12:59,134 00:13:00,734 No more thoughts about mitchum. No more thoughts about mitchum.
339 00:13:00,764 00:13:01,703 No more thoughts. No more thoughts.
340 00:13:01,733 00:13:02,733 Go. Go.
341 00:13:05,432 00:13:08,670 Mitchum: Yeah. At this number. Mitchum: Yeah. At this number.
342 00:13:08,700 00:13:10,340 Here, call me back. Bye. Here, call me back. Bye.
343 00:13:17,776 00:13:20,405 Oh. Hello, Rory. Oh. Hello, Rory.
344 00:13:23,774 00:13:26,213 Were you at the ceremony? We didn't see you. Were you at the ceremony? We didn't see you.
345 00:13:26,243 00:13:27,382 Yeah, I was there. Yeah, I was there.
346 00:13:27,412 00:13:28,412 Ah. Ah.
347 00:13:28,452 00:13:29,711 We didn't see you. We didn't see you.
348 00:13:29,751 00:13:31,221 Well, I was there. Well, I was there.
349 00:13:31,251 00:13:33,450 Did you know that Logan and I had plans Did you know that Logan and I had plans
350 00:13:33,480 00:13:35,389 to go out after the ceremony? to go out after the ceremony?
351 00:13:35,419 00:13:37,048 Were you aware of that? Were you aware of that?
352 00:13:37,088 00:13:38,188 No, I was not. Yeah. No, I was not. Yeah.
353 00:13:38,218 00:13:39,357 'Cause why would your son 'Cause why would your son
354 00:13:39,387 00:13:41,157 want to go out with his girlfriend want to go out with his girlfriend
355 00:13:41,187 00:13:42,486 the last day before he leaves, right? the last day before he leaves, right?
356 00:13:42,526 00:13:45,395 Rory... and this gathering of yours... Rory... and this gathering of yours...
357 00:13:45,425 00:13:48,464 It turns into a business meeting on his graduation day? It turns into a business meeting on his graduation day?
358 00:13:48,494 00:13:50,293 As if Logan's not gonna have enough time for that As if Logan's not gonna have enough time for that
359 00:13:50,323 00:13:52,592 during the year you're forcing him to do in London. during the year you're forcing him to do in London.
360 00:13:52,632 00:13:54,601 It wasn't exactly a business meeting. It wasn't exactly a business meeting.
361 00:13:54,631 00:13:56,460 Why are you doing this? Doing what? Why are you doing this? Doing what?
362 00:13:56,500 00:13:59,329 Taking him away from me. Do you hate me that much? Taking him away from me. Do you hate me that much?
363 00:13:59,369 00:14:00,499 I don't hate you. I don't hate you.
364 00:14:00,529 00:14:01,838 Yeah, right. Why would I hate you? Yeah, right. Why would I hate you?
365 00:14:01,868 00:14:03,667 Because I'm dating your son. Because I'm dating your son.
366 00:14:03,697 00:14:06,306 Logan's love life is his business. I don't get involved. Logan's love life is his business. I don't get involved.
367 00:14:06,336 00:14:08,805 Oh, please. You have done nothing but get involved. Oh, please. You have done nothing but get involved.
368 00:14:08,835 00:14:10,474 How? How?
369 00:14:10,504 00:14:12,274 You're sending him away... 5,000 miles away. You're sending him away... 5,000 miles away.
370 00:14:12,304 00:14:14,213 What other reason is there but to separate us? What other reason is there but to separate us?
371 00:14:14,243 00:14:16,312 You flatter yourself if you think I put that much energy You flatter yourself if you think I put that much energy
372 00:14:16,342 00:14:17,771 into thinking about your relationship. into thinking about your relationship.
373 00:14:17,811 00:14:19,211 Here's the lobby. Here's the lobby.
374 00:14:19,241 00:14:20,580 Let's get this clear right now. Let's get this clear right now.
375 00:14:20,610 00:14:22,479 I'm sending Logan away for one reason... I'm sending Logan away for one reason...
376 00:14:22,509 00:14:24,379 Because it is time for him Because it is time for him
377 00:14:24,419 00:14:26,578 to stop jumping out of planes in a gorilla mask to stop jumping out of planes in a gorilla mask
378 00:14:26,618 00:14:29,417 and crashing boats and getting plastered every night and crashing boats and getting plastered every night
379 00:14:29,447 00:14:31,116 and ending up in the hospital. and ending up in the hospital.
380 00:14:31,156 00:14:32,785 It's time for him to stop being a child It's time for him to stop being a child
381 00:14:32,815 00:14:34,454 and to start being a man. and to start being a man.
382 00:14:34,484 00:14:36,654 It's time for him to start focusing on his future, It's time for him to start focusing on his future,
383 00:14:36,684 00:14:38,223 and the only way he is gonna do that and the only way he is gonna do that
384 00:14:38,253 00:14:39,592 is to get him out of his environment is to get him out of his environment
385 00:14:39,622 00:14:41,791 and away from those dopes, Colin and Finn, and away from those dopes, Colin and Finn,
386 00:14:41,821 00:14:45,390 and the life and death brigade and get him on a path. and the life and death brigade and get him on a path.
387 00:14:45,430 00:14:46,829 Logan is talented. Logan is talented.
388 00:14:46,859 00:14:48,599 He's my son. I want him to achieve something. He's my son. I want him to achieve something.
389 00:14:48,629 00:14:50,098 And he needs a push. And he needs a push.
390 00:14:50,128 00:14:52,297 It's what my father did with me. It's what my father did with me.
391 00:14:52,327 00:14:53,726 He pushed me, I grew up, He pushed me, I grew up,
392 00:14:53,766 00:14:55,466 and now Logan is gonna grow up. and now Logan is gonna grow up.
393 00:14:55,496 00:14:57,495 Anything here you're not agreeing with? Anything here you're not agreeing with?
394 00:15:00,464 00:15:02,573 I didn't think so. I didn't think so.
395 00:15:11,639 00:15:14,848 ♪ And we tried ♪ And we tried
396 00:15:14,878 00:15:18,716 ♪ we tried with all our might ♪ ♪ we tried with all our might ♪
397 00:15:18,746 00:15:23,584 ♪ we tore the playhouse down ♪ ♪ we tore the playhouse down ♪
398 00:15:25,783 00:15:33,520 ♪ we ran ♪ headlong in our way ♪ we ran ♪ headlong in our way
399 00:15:33,550 00:15:36,459 ♪ yeah, we tried so hard ♪ ♪ yeah, we tried so hard ♪
400 00:15:41,297 00:15:45,295 ♪ we stared at the sun too long ♪ ♪ we stared at the sun too long ♪
401 00:15:45,325 00:15:46,494 got your mail here, Taylor. got your mail here, Taylor.
402 00:15:46,524 00:15:48,194 Thanks, cliff. Thanks, cliff.
403 00:15:48,234 00:15:51,202 I guess the last group of miscreants didn't get word I guess the last group of miscreants didn't get word
404 00:15:51,232 00:15:53,701 that troubadours are persona non grata that troubadours are persona non grata
405 00:15:53,731 00:15:55,301 in stars hollow. in stars hollow.
406 00:15:55,331 00:15:58,639 Just one more rat I have to exterminate. Just one more rat I have to exterminate.
407 00:15:58,669 00:15:59,639 See ya, cliff. See ya, cliff.
408 00:15:59,669 00:16:01,738 ♪ In our usual style ♪ In our usual style
409 00:16:01,768 00:16:05,207 ♪ now wish we could lie ♪ now wish we could lie
410 00:16:05,237 00:16:07,506 ♪ to ourselves again ♪ to ourselves again
411 00:16:09,575 00:16:11,874 [ all singing ] [ all singing ]
412 00:16:25,418 00:16:26,688 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Doorbell rings ]
413 00:16:26,718 00:16:28,517 Gerta, you're half my age. Gerta, you're half my age.
414 00:16:28,557 00:16:30,886 Why do I always beat you to the door? Why do I always beat you to the door?
415 00:16:30,916 00:16:33,525 Hi, mom. Hello, Lorelai. Hi, mom. Hello, Lorelai.
416 00:16:33,555 00:16:34,524 So, just you tonight? So, just you tonight?
417 00:16:34,554 00:16:36,394 Well, I know how mad you get Well, I know how mad you get
418 00:16:36,423 00:16:38,623 when I bring the insane clown posse with me. when I bring the insane clown posse with me.
419 00:16:38,663 00:16:39,662 So no Luke? So no Luke?
420 00:16:39,692 00:16:41,531 Luke's working. All right. Luke's working. All right.
421 00:16:41,561 00:16:42,631 So, how are we? So, how are we?
422 00:16:42,661 00:16:44,260 We're good. Fine. We're good. Fine.
423 00:16:44,300 00:16:45,860 We're starving. We'd love a drink. We're starving. We'd love a drink.
424 00:16:45,900 00:16:48,329 Your father's making martinis in the living room. Your father's making martinis in the living room.
425 00:16:48,369 00:16:49,798 Oh, now your legs work. Oh, now your legs work.
426 00:16:49,828 00:16:51,267 Here, hang these up. Here, hang these up.
427 00:16:51,297 00:16:52,897 And eat something with sugar! And eat something with sugar!
428 00:16:52,937 00:16:54,466 Rory: That's it. I'll take care of the rest. Rory: That's it. I'll take care of the rest.
429 00:16:54,506 00:16:55,735 Just say whatever it takes Just say whatever it takes
430 00:16:55,765 00:16:57,865 and get him out of there about 9:30. and get him out of there about 9:30.
431 00:16:57,905 00:16:58,874 I trust you, Finn. I trust you, Finn.
432 00:16:58,904 00:17:00,503 No, it's not a surprise No, it's not a surprise
433 00:17:00,533 00:17:01,843 you've never heard anyone say that before. you've never heard anyone say that before.
434 00:17:01,873 00:17:04,612 Just get Colin and get out of there. Just get Colin and get out of there.
435 00:17:04,642 00:17:06,711 Sorry, everyone. I'm off it for good now. Sorry, everyone. I'm off it for good now.
436 00:17:06,741 00:17:08,540 Hello, Lorelai. Thanks, dad. Hello. Hello, Lorelai. Thanks, dad. Hello.
437 00:17:08,580 00:17:10,309 What's this? Don't touch that! What's this? Don't touch that!
438 00:17:10,339 00:17:11,279 He slapped my hand earlier. He slapped my hand earlier.
439 00:17:11,309 00:17:12,778 It is top secret. It is top secret.
440 00:17:12,808 00:17:14,917 Oh, my god. It's the weapons of mass destruction. Oh, my god. It's the weapons of mass destruction.
441 00:17:14,947 00:17:16,817 Quick... get the president on the phone. Quick... get the president on the phone.
442 00:17:16,847 00:17:19,615 If he's not in the oval office, try the ice-cream room. If he's not in the oval office, try the ice-cream room.
443 00:17:19,645 00:17:21,885 Just tell them what it is, Richard. Just tell them what it is, Richard.
444 00:17:21,914 00:17:23,714 Well, it looks like we're going to receive Well, it looks like we're going to receive
445 00:17:23,754 00:17:25,623 a tidy little settlement a tidy little settlement
446 00:17:25,653 00:17:27,852 from the charlatan that botched your mother's eye surgery. from the charlatan that botched your mother's eye surgery.
447 00:17:27,882 00:17:29,891 A very tidy settlement. A very tidy settlement.
448 00:17:29,921 00:17:32,890 We've decided to add it to the money we're donating to Yale. We've decided to add it to the money we're donating to Yale.
449 00:17:32,920 00:17:35,889 Thank god. Finally a hot meal for the lacrosse team. Thank god. Finally a hot meal for the lacrosse team.
450 00:17:35,929 00:17:38,658 We're adding it to the money we're donating in Rory's name. We're adding it to the money we're donating in Rory's name.
451 00:17:38,697 00:17:40,197 Oh, goody. They didn't forget. Oh, goody. They didn't forget.
452 00:17:40,227 00:17:42,266 And with that extra money, we can now afford And with that extra money, we can now afford
453 00:17:42,296 00:17:44,935 what is on the table right in front of you. what is on the table right in front of you.
454 00:17:44,965 00:17:46,464 Richard, do the honors. Richard, do the honors.
455 00:17:46,494 00:17:47,764 All right. All right.
456 00:17:47,794 00:17:50,403 Miss Rory Gilmore, may I present... Miss Rory Gilmore, may I present...
457 00:17:50,433 00:17:52,672 Your building. Your building.
458 00:17:52,702 00:17:54,501 What?! Your science building. What?! Your science building.
459 00:17:54,541 00:17:56,500 On the q.T., a friend of mine who knows the architect On the q.T., a friend of mine who knows the architect
460 00:17:56,540 00:17:58,309 snagged the model for me. snagged the model for me.
461 00:17:58,339 00:18:00,468 It's a beaut, isn't it? Built perfectly to scale. It's a beaut, isn't it? Built perfectly to scale.
462 00:18:00,508 00:18:02,208 Very sleek. Very sleek.
463 00:18:02,238 00:18:03,877 And there's plenty of wall space inside for a portrait. And there's plenty of wall space inside for a portrait.
464 00:18:03,907 00:18:05,346 Of who? Of you. Of who? Of you.
465 00:18:05,376 00:18:06,976 And look right here. And look right here.
466 00:18:07,006 00:18:09,575 My friend attached a placard to the front of the building. My friend attached a placard to the front of the building.
467 00:18:09,615 00:18:11,284 The Rory Gilmore astronomy building. The Rory Gilmore astronomy building.
468 00:18:11,314 00:18:12,713 Um, grandpa... Um, grandpa...
469 00:18:12,743 00:18:14,682 They're going to start construction this summer, They're going to start construction this summer,
470 00:18:14,712 00:18:16,682 so it should be up and running by Christmas. so it should be up and running by Christmas.
471 00:18:16,712 00:18:18,321 Is this the actual lettering? Is this the actual lettering?
472 00:18:18,351 00:18:19,620 I mean, is this the scale? I mean, is this the scale?
473 00:18:19,650 00:18:20,920 I don't know. I don't know.
474 00:18:20,950 00:18:22,649 Although the style is very dignified. Although the style is very dignified.
475 00:18:22,689 00:18:24,988 I'm sure we can request this lettering if you like. I'm sure we can request this lettering if you like.
476 00:18:25,018 00:18:26,657 It's your building, so why not? It's your building, so why not?
477 00:18:26,687 00:18:28,887 Because the lettering would be 30 feet high. Because the lettering would be 30 feet high.
478 00:18:28,927 00:18:30,386 It's the astronomy building. It's the astronomy building.
479 00:18:30,426 00:18:32,495 You have to be able to see it from space. You have to be able to see it from space.
480 00:18:32,525 00:18:33,924 I don't know whether it's to scale. I don't know whether it's to scale.
481 00:18:33,954 00:18:35,594 Is there someone we can call to check? Is there someone we can call to check?
482 00:18:35,624 00:18:36,823 Relax, Rory. Relax, Rory.
483 00:18:36,863 00:18:37,993 She's so modest. She's so modest.
484 00:18:38,023 00:18:39,662 [ Doorbell rings ] Relax, Rory. [ Doorbell rings ] Relax, Rory.
485 00:18:39,692 00:18:41,861 Remember when you wanted a personalized license plate? Remember when you wanted a personalized license plate?
486 00:18:41,901 00:18:43,630 So much better. So much better.
487 00:18:43,660 00:18:45,000 We're going to try to get them to add another floor We're going to try to get them to add another floor
488 00:18:45,030 00:18:47,669 so that it's taller than everything around it. so that it's taller than everything around it.
489 00:18:47,699 00:18:49,238 Make it stand out a bit more. Make it stand out a bit more.
490 00:18:49,268 00:18:49,968 More than this?! More than this?!
491 00:18:49,998 00:18:50,997 I love the portrait idea. I love the portrait idea.
492 00:18:51,037 00:18:52,767 Who's not helping? Hmm? Who's not helping? Hmm?
493 00:18:52,807 00:18:55,975 Excuse me, everyone. Christopher Hayden has arrived. Excuse me, everyone. Christopher Hayden has arrived.
494 00:18:56,005 00:18:58,244 Christopher, how wonderful. Come in. Come in. Christopher, how wonderful. Come in. Come in.
495 00:18:58,274 00:18:59,604 W-What are you doing here? W-What are you doing here?
496 00:18:59,644 00:19:00,573 I was invited. I was invited.
497 00:19:00,603 00:19:01,813 Shut up! Me too! Shut up! Me too!
498 00:19:01,843 00:19:03,572 We promised Christopher a homecooked meal We promised Christopher a homecooked meal
499 00:19:03,612 00:19:07,440 last time we saw him, and since we're leaving for Europe, last time we saw him, and since we're leaving for Europe,
500 00:19:07,480 00:19:09,909 this was the last chance we had to make good on that promise. this was the last chance we had to make good on that promise.
501 00:19:09,949 00:19:11,579 You can call a Gilmore many things, You can call a Gilmore many things,
502 00:19:11,619 00:19:13,418 but you can't call him a welsher. but you can't call him a welsher.
503 00:19:13,448 00:19:15,787 What are the things you can call him, for future reference? What are the things you can call him, for future reference?
504 00:19:15,817 00:19:17,746 I'm very grateful for the invitation, Emily. I'm very grateful for the invitation, Emily.
505 00:19:17,786 00:19:19,455 Martini, Christopher? Sounds good. Martini, Christopher? Sounds good.
506 00:19:19,485 00:19:20,515 What's this? What's this?
507 00:19:20,555 00:19:21,485 It's Rory's building. It's Rory's building.
508 00:19:21,525 00:19:23,324 It's not my building. It's not my building.
509 00:19:23,354 00:19:25,723 It's got your name on it. Are those letters to scale? It's got your name on it. Are those letters to scale?
510 00:19:25,753 00:19:27,022 Oh, boy. 'Cause it's gonna be huge. Oh, boy. 'Cause it's gonna be huge.
511 00:19:27,052 00:19:28,592 Yeah. Yeah.
512 00:19:28,622 00:19:31,390 Dad, you can take my seat because I have to go Dad, you can take my seat because I have to go
513 00:19:31,430 00:19:32,760 legally change my name and transfer to brown. legally change my name and transfer to brown.
514 00:19:32,790 00:19:34,359 Honey, now come on. Honey, now come on.
515 00:19:34,399 00:19:36,498 We have teased you way worse than this before. We have teased you way worse than this before.
516 00:19:36,528 00:19:39,697 Remember when you were 10 and thought you discovered U2? Remember when you were 10 and thought you discovered U2?
517 00:19:39,727 00:19:41,796 I should get going. Logan's leaving in the morning. I should get going. Logan's leaving in the morning.
518 00:19:41,836 00:19:43,665 Oh, that's right. Tell him to have a safe trip. Oh, that's right. Tell him to have a safe trip.
519 00:19:43,695 00:19:44,435 I will. I will.
520 00:19:44,465 00:19:45,934 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Doorbell rings ]
521 00:19:45,964 00:19:48,503 My goodness. It's grand central station here tonight. My goodness. It's grand central station here tonight.
522 00:19:48,533 00:19:50,772 Come on, Rory. I'll walk you out. Come on, Rory. I'll walk you out.
523 00:19:50,802 00:19:52,002 Bye, honey. Bye, honey.
524 00:19:52,042 00:19:54,311 Christopher. Thank you. Christopher. Thank you.
525 00:19:54,341 00:19:55,740 So, he's leaving, huh? So, he's leaving, huh?
526 00:19:55,770 00:19:57,510 He's going to London to work for his dad. He's going to London to work for his dad.
527 00:19:57,540 00:19:58,809 She should be very proud of that boy. She should be very proud of that boy.
528 00:19:58,839 00:20:01,548 She should buy him an observatory. She should buy him an observatory.
529 00:20:01,578 00:20:03,377 Well, look who I found outside. Well, look who I found outside.
530 00:20:03,407 00:20:04,617 Oh. Carolyn. Hello, Richard. Oh. Carolyn. Hello, Richard.
531 00:20:04,647 00:20:06,816 How wonderful to see you, How wonderful to see you,
532 00:20:06,846 00:20:08,585 especially standing so close to a Martini. especially standing so close to a Martini.
533 00:20:08,615 00:20:09,984 [ Chuckling ] Oh, Carolyn, [ Chuckling ] Oh, Carolyn,
534 00:20:10,014 00:20:11,754 that sense of humor of yours. that sense of humor of yours.
535 00:20:11,784 00:20:13,653 One Martini coming right up. One Martini coming right up.
536 00:20:13,683 00:20:15,652 Carolyn, this is my daughter, Lorelai. Carolyn, this is my daughter, Lorelai.
537 00:20:15,682 00:20:17,521 Lorelai, this is Carolyn bates... Lorelai, this is Carolyn bates...
538 00:20:17,551 00:20:18,921 "Lynnie" to those in the know. "Lynnie" to those in the know.
539 00:20:18,951 00:20:20,320 Am I in the know? Am I in the know?
540 00:20:20,350 00:20:21,589 You are now. Nice to meet you. You are now. Nice to meet you.
541 00:20:21,619 00:20:22,789 You too. You too.
542 00:20:22,819 00:20:24,628 And, Lynnie, this is Christopher Hayden. And, Lynnie, this is Christopher Hayden.
543 00:20:24,658 00:20:25,828 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
544 00:20:25,858 00:20:26,927 Lynnie, olives or a twist? Lynnie, olives or a twist?
545 00:20:26,957 00:20:28,427 Olives, please. Olives, please.
546 00:20:28,457 00:20:29,926 Lynnie's mother and I go so far back, Lynnie's mother and I go so far back,
547 00:20:29,956 00:20:31,525 I'm embarrassed to talk about it. I'm embarrassed to talk about it.
548 00:20:31,565 00:20:33,724 Lorelai, you remember my talking about Marie randle. Lorelai, you remember my talking about Marie randle.
549 00:20:33,764 00:20:35,534 We were roommates in college. We were roommates in college.
550 00:20:35,564 00:20:38,063 Well, Lynnie is her daughter, and she just moved to Hartford, Well, Lynnie is her daughter, and she just moved to Hartford,
551 00:20:38,093 00:20:40,861 so, of course, we promised her a dinner. so, of course, we promised her a dinner.
552 00:20:40,901 00:20:42,301 And since we're going to be out of town And since we're going to be out of town
553 00:20:42,331 00:20:43,670 for the next couple of months, for the next couple of months,
554 00:20:43,700 00:20:45,669 tonight seemed like the perfect opportunity. tonight seemed like the perfect opportunity.
555 00:20:45,699 00:20:48,068 Tonight she's settling up all old debts, huh? Tonight she's settling up all old debts, huh?
556 00:20:48,098 00:20:49,938 Lynnie, I've got your two olives. Lynnie, I've got your two olives.
557 00:20:49,968 00:20:52,507 Thank you very much, Richard. Thank you very much, Richard.
558 00:20:52,537 00:20:52,976 Move. What? Move. What?
559 00:20:53,006 00:20:54,646 Ow! Ow!
560 00:20:54,676 00:20:56,545 The arm is supposed to be connected to the body! The arm is supposed to be connected to the body!
561 00:20:56,575 00:20:58,044 Lynnie, sit down next to Christopher. Lynnie, sit down next to Christopher.
562 00:20:58,074 00:20:58,914 Lorelai's gonna sit with me. Lorelai's gonna sit with me.
563 00:20:58,944 00:21:00,713 Okay. Okay.
564 00:21:00,743 00:21:03,082 Lynnie is a psychologist. Isn't that fascinating? Lynnie is a psychologist. Isn't that fascinating?
565 00:21:03,112 00:21:05,351 I do a lot of work with family counseling... I do a lot of work with family counseling...
566 00:21:05,381 00:21:06,951 Runaways and drug recovery. Runaways and drug recovery.
567 00:21:06,980 00:21:07,880 Arm-yanking rehab. Arm-yanking rehab.
568 00:21:07,910 00:21:09,579 Ow! Ow!
569 00:21:09,619 00:21:11,948 Lynnie moved here from Maine. Isn't that interesting? Lynnie moved here from Maine. Isn't that interesting?
570 00:21:11,988 00:21:14,617 I've never been to Maine. Have you ever been to Maine? I've never been to Maine. Have you ever been to Maine?
571 00:21:14,657 00:21:16,517 Uh, no, but I like lobster. Uh, no, but I like lobster.
572 00:21:16,556 00:21:17,786 Well, then, you're in. Well, then, you're in.
573 00:21:17,816 00:21:19,785 [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
574 00:21:19,825 00:21:21,524 I tell you, Lynnie, you're a card, I tell you, Lynnie, you're a card,
575 00:21:21,554 00:21:22,924 just like your mother. just like your mother.
576 00:21:22,954 00:21:24,993 You should meet her mother. She's a stitch. You should meet her mother. She's a stitch.
577 00:21:25,023 00:21:27,062 Isn't Lynnie's mother a stitch, Richard? Isn't Lynnie's mother a stitch, Richard?
578 00:21:27,092 00:21:29,091 She's an entire seam, Emily. She's an entire seam, Emily.
579 00:21:29,131 00:21:32,400 It's so important to find someone who can make you laugh. It's so important to find someone who can make you laugh.
580 00:21:32,430 00:21:34,969 I was always so envious of Johnny Carson's wives. I was always so envious of Johnny Carson's wives.
581 00:21:34,999 00:21:36,968 I just thought these women must do nothing I just thought these women must do nothing
582 00:21:36,998 00:21:38,697 but laugh all the time. but laugh all the time.
583 00:21:38,737 00:21:40,437 How's your drink, Lynnie? How's your drink, Lynnie?
584 00:21:40,467 00:21:42,366 Very potent. Thank you, Emily. Very potent. Thank you, Emily.
585 00:21:42,406 00:21:44,875 Well, potent is good because tonight is a party. Well, potent is good because tonight is a party.
586 00:21:44,905 00:21:47,903 Which reminds me... Lynnie once threw her mother Which reminds me... Lynnie once threw her mother
587 00:21:47,933 00:21:49,973 the most wonderful birthday party. the most wonderful birthday party.
588 00:21:50,003 00:21:52,471 I think she made the cake herself, didn't you, Lynnie? I think she made the cake herself, didn't you, Lynnie?
589 00:21:52,511 00:21:55,710 Oh, these days a woman who can bake Oh, these days a woman who can bake
590 00:21:55,740 00:21:59,079 is a rare treasure, isn't she? is a rare treasure, isn't she?
591 00:21:59,109 00:22:01,778 [ Rock music plays ] [ Rock music plays ]
592 00:22:05,546 00:22:09,714 ♪ Give me hollow stimulation ♪ Give me hollow stimulation
593 00:22:09,754 00:22:12,753 ♪ it's so sleazy to be free ♪ it's so sleazy to be free
594 00:22:12,783 00:22:16,392 ♪ lots of lust in all creation ♪ lots of lust in all creation
595 00:22:16,421 00:22:23,559 ♪ this silly cheap legacy ♪ what a waste ♪ this silly cheap legacy ♪ what a waste
596 00:22:23,589 00:22:29,566 ♪ you're so chaste ♪ I can't wait ♪ you're so chaste ♪ I can't wait
597 00:22:29,596 00:22:32,435 ♪ to taste your face ♪ to taste your face
598 00:22:42,541 00:22:44,100 Officer ruskin, what took you so long? Officer ruskin, what took you so long?
599 00:22:44,140 00:22:45,809 I called you hours ago. I called you hours ago.
600 00:22:45,839 00:22:48,138 Well, I'm here now, Taylor. What do you need? Well, I'm here now, Taylor. What do you need?
601 00:22:48,168 00:22:50,637 Handcuff these ruffians and take them away. Handcuff these ruffians and take them away.
602 00:22:50,677 00:22:52,147 In what? In your car. In what? In your car.
603 00:22:52,177 00:22:54,646 Well, I came on my bike. Why? Well, I came on my bike. Why?
604 00:22:54,676 00:22:57,015 Fred took the car. Plus my handcuffs are broken. Fred took the car. Plus my handcuffs are broken.
605 00:22:57,045 00:23:01,083 Well, then, find an appropriate vehicle to haul them away. Well, then, find an appropriate vehicle to haul them away.
606 00:23:01,113 00:23:03,912 My sister has an s.U.V. But she's out of town, though. My sister has an s.U.V. But she's out of town, though.
607 00:23:03,952 00:23:05,381 Well, then, line them up Well, then, line them up
608 00:23:05,421 00:23:07,080 and have them follow you to jail. and have them follow you to jail.
609 00:23:07,120 00:23:09,419 I could do that, but it's a single cell, though. I could do that, but it's a single cell, though.
610 00:23:09,449 00:23:10,889 It holds two... maybe three if they're not fat. It holds two... maybe three if they're not fat.
611 00:23:10,919 00:23:12,018 And we don't have any food. And we don't have any food.
612 00:23:12,058 00:23:13,987 Oh, forget it... Barney fife. Oh, forget it... Barney fife.
613 00:23:14,017 00:23:15,487 My brother has a pinto. My brother has a pinto.
614 00:23:15,527 00:23:16,456 Patty, don't do that. Patty, don't do that.
615 00:23:16,486 00:23:17,826 But they're hungry. But they're hungry.
616 00:23:17,856 00:23:19,855 If you feed them, they won't go away. If you feed them, they won't go away.
617 00:23:19,895 00:23:22,124 Taylor! How'd you let this happen? Taylor! How'd you let this happen?
618 00:23:22,164 00:23:23,793 This is my turf, Taylor! This is my turf, Taylor!
619 00:23:23,823 00:23:26,862 How did I let this happen? This is your fault. How did I let this happen? This is your fault.
620 00:23:26,892 00:23:28,861 You had to go off and make it in the big time, You had to go off and make it in the big time,
621 00:23:28,901 00:23:30,561 and now they're all copying you. and now they're all copying you.
622 00:23:30,601 00:23:31,730 The big time? The big time?
623 00:23:31,770 00:23:33,729 I made 700 bucks and got booed. I made 700 bucks and got booed.
624 00:23:33,769 00:23:35,798 And I never even met Neil young. And I never even met Neil young.
625 00:23:35,838 00:23:37,738 Heart of gold, my ass. Heart of gold, my ass.
626 00:23:37,768 00:23:39,807 I suddenly feel very tired. I suddenly feel very tired.
627 00:23:39,837 00:23:41,576 Would you like a tiramisu? Would you like a tiramisu?
628 00:23:41,606 00:23:43,975 No, I think I'd just like to go to bed. No, I think I'd just like to go to bed.
629 00:23:44,005 00:23:46,844 Tell everybody to try and keep it down. Tell everybody to try and keep it down.
630 00:23:46,874 00:23:49,972 God, I hate music. God, I hate music.
631 00:23:50,012 00:23:52,981 ♪ A beaver ate my thumb ♪ A beaver ate my thumb
632 00:23:53,011 00:23:55,710 ♪ a beaver ate my thumb ♪ a beaver ate my thumb
633 00:23:55,750 00:23:58,009 ♪ a doctor gave me rum ♪ a doctor gave me rum
634 00:23:58,049 00:24:00,748 ♪ 'cause a beaver ate my thumb ♪ wow! ♪ 'cause a beaver ate my thumb ♪ wow!
635 00:24:00,778 00:24:01,648 How old? How old?
636 00:24:01,688 00:24:03,417 4 going on 40. 4 going on 40.
637 00:24:03,447 00:24:04,956 And a doll... a living doll. And a doll... a living doll.
638 00:24:04,986 00:24:07,485 Enjoy them while their legs are still short enough Enjoy them while their legs are still short enough
639 00:24:07,515 00:24:08,455 for you to overtake them. for you to overtake them.
640 00:24:08,485 00:24:09,884 That's good advice, doc. That's good advice, doc.
641 00:24:09,924 00:24:11,923 Excuse me. I'm just gonna go to the restroom. Excuse me. I'm just gonna go to the restroom.
642 00:24:11,953 00:24:14,522 Well, hurry back. Dinner's almost on. Yes, ma'am. Well, hurry back. Dinner's almost on. Yes, ma'am.
643 00:24:14,562 00:24:16,921 My sister just had twins last week. My sister just had twins last week.
644 00:24:16,961 00:24:18,830 Twins? Wow, that sounds... Twins? Wow, that sounds...
645 00:24:18,860 00:24:21,429 Loud? [ Chuckling ] Exactly. Loud? [ Chuckling ] Exactly.
646 00:24:21,459 00:24:23,728 I'm sorry... I know I'm being very forward, I'm sorry... I know I'm being very forward,
647 00:24:23,758 00:24:26,027 but the picture of the two of you sitting there but the picture of the two of you sitting there
648 00:24:26,067 00:24:27,597 so young, so beautiful... so young, so beautiful...
649 00:24:27,627 00:24:30,036 It's almost like looking at a shampoo ad. It's almost like looking at a shampoo ad.
650 00:24:32,635 00:24:34,434 Oh, my god. What are you doing? Oh, my god. What are you doing?
651 00:24:34,474 00:24:35,973 What do you mean what am I doing? What do you mean what am I doing?
652 00:24:36,003 00:24:37,872 I thought "restroom" was code for "follow me, I thought "restroom" was code for "follow me,
653 00:24:37,902 00:24:39,702 and we'll talk about how to get you out of this." and we'll talk about how to get you out of this."
654 00:24:39,742 00:24:41,871 What the hell kind of spy school did you go to? What the hell kind of spy school did you go to?
655 00:24:41,911 00:24:43,970 I'm here now, so let's figure out how to get me out of this. I'm here now, so let's figure out how to get me out of this.
656 00:24:44,010 00:24:45,209 Out of what? Out of what?
657 00:24:45,239 00:24:46,979 What do you mean? This is a setup. What do you mean? This is a setup.
658 00:24:47,009 00:24:48,508 So it seems. So it seems.
659 00:24:48,548 00:24:49,977 I can't believe Emily would do this. I can't believe Emily would do this.
660 00:24:50,007 00:24:51,777 You're talking about Emily Dickinson, right? You're talking about Emily Dickinson, right?
661 00:24:51,817 00:24:53,476 'Cause Emily Gilmore was ma to do this. 'Cause Emily Gilmore was ma to do this.
662 00:24:53,516 00:24:55,215 I thought I was having dinner with you and Rory. I thought I was having dinner with you and Rory.
663 00:24:55,245 00:24:57,044 I didn't realize I was going on a date. I didn't realize I was going on a date.
664 00:24:57,084 00:24:58,654 Luckily you didn't get ugly overnight. Luckily you didn't get ugly overnight.
665 00:24:58,684 00:24:59,513 Thanks a lot, by the way. Thanks a lot, by the way.
666 00:24:59,553 00:25:01,053 What did I do? What did I do?
667 00:25:01,083 00:25:02,982 Nothing! You're sitting there, not saying anything. Nothing! You're sitting there, not saying anything.
668 00:25:03,022 00:25:04,691 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
669 00:25:04,721 00:25:06,790 When mom said, "doesn't he look like Cary Grant?" When mom said, "doesn't he look like Cary Grant?"
670 00:25:06,820 00:25:08,050 I said, "yes." I said, "yes."
671 00:25:08,090 00:25:09,719 You're just letting this happen. You're just letting this happen.
672 00:25:09,759 00:25:11,858 You can't see that I'm miserable out there? You can't see that I'm miserable out there?
673 00:25:11,888 00:25:14,457 No, I can't. You seem fine. You're talking to her. No, I can't. You seem fine. You're talking to her.
674 00:25:14,497 00:25:16,526 What am I supposed to do... Slap her in the mouth? What am I supposed to do... Slap her in the mouth?
675 00:25:16,556 00:25:18,096 That would be a conversation stopper. That would be a conversation stopper.
676 00:25:18,126 00:25:20,665 I assumed at some point you'd jump in and try and save me. I assumed at some point you'd jump in and try and save me.
677 00:25:20,695 00:25:21,964 By doing what? By doing what?
678 00:25:21,994 00:25:23,893 I don't know... Deflect, detract, I don't know... Deflect, detract,
679 00:25:23,933 00:25:25,762 get the conversation off her and me and us. get the conversation off her and me and us.
680 00:25:25,802 00:25:27,702 I'm sorry. I didn't know you needed saving. I'm sorry. I didn't know you needed saving.
681 00:25:27,732 00:25:29,231 [ Laughing ] Oh, come on. [ Laughing ] Oh, come on.
682 00:25:29,271 00:25:31,740 "Oh, come on"? How do I know you don't want to date her? "Oh, come on"? How do I know you don't want to date her?
683 00:25:31,770 00:25:33,839 You're single. She's single. You're pretty. She's pretty. You're single. She's single. You're pretty. She's pretty.
684 00:25:33,869 00:25:35,868 It's how all great divorces start. It's how all great divorces start.
685 00:25:35,908 00:25:37,607 How did I used to get out of here? How did I used to get out of here?
686 00:25:37,637 00:25:39,637 In high school, I'd be in your room. In high school, I'd be in your room.
687 00:25:39,677 00:25:41,646 I had several ways of sneaking out of here. I had several ways of sneaking out of here.
688 00:25:41,676 00:25:43,905 Which drainpipe was it that I used to crawl down? Which drainpipe was it that I used to crawl down?
689 00:25:43,945 00:25:45,244 Christopher! Christopher!
690 00:25:45,274 00:25:47,543 Does the attic window still access the drainpipe Does the attic window still access the drainpipe
691 00:25:47,573 00:25:49,483 that drops you off by the garage? that drops you off by the garage?
692 00:25:49,513 00:25:50,982 You do know you're grown up now. You do know you're grown up now.
693 00:25:51,012 00:25:52,851 You can just walk out the front door. You can just walk out the front door.
694 00:25:52,881 00:25:54,950 If I just leave, I'll insult your parents. If I just leave, I'll insult your parents.
695 00:25:54,980 00:25:57,249 But vanishing into thin air... Way more polite. But vanishing into thin air... Way more polite.
696 00:25:57,279 00:25:59,688 It's only 8:00! This night's gonna last forever. It's only 8:00! This night's gonna last forever.
697 00:25:59,718 00:26:00,848 We haven't even had dinner yet. We haven't even had dinner yet.
698 00:26:00,888 00:26:02,617 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
699 00:26:02,657 00:26:04,986 Relax. Now that I know you're not interested in her... Relax. Now that I know you're not interested in her...
700 00:26:05,026 00:26:06,525 I'm not! I'm not!
701 00:26:06,555 00:26:08,255 Okay. Now that I know, I can help you out. Okay. Now that I know, I can help you out.
702 00:26:08,285 00:26:09,154 You will? You will?
703 00:26:09,194 00:26:11,153 Yeah, I got your back. Yeah, I got your back.
704 00:26:11,193 00:26:12,823 Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you.
705 00:26:12,863 00:26:14,862 You're welcome. I know you always got mine. You're welcome. I know you always got mine.
706 00:26:14,892 00:26:17,491 Always. Always.
707 00:26:17,531 00:26:19,730 So, it wasn't code, you know. I got to... So, it wasn't code, you know. I got to...
708 00:26:19,760 00:26:21,669 Yes, right. I'll see you back in the living room. Yes, right. I'll see you back in the living room.
709 00:26:21,699 00:26:22,629 Yeah. Yeah.
710 00:26:27,697 00:26:28,906 Very interesting dinner, Emily. Very interesting dinner, Emily.
711 00:26:28,936 00:26:30,206 It's paella. It's paella.
712 00:26:30,235 00:26:32,005 I got the recipe from hilde macintosh, I got the recipe from hilde macintosh,
713 00:26:32,035 00:26:33,574 whose son married a Spanish girl. whose son married a Spanish girl.
714 00:26:33,604 00:26:34,944 God knows how long it's going to last, God knows how long it's going to last,
715 00:26:34,974 00:26:37,043 but the food at their wedding was wonderful. but the food at their wedding was wonderful.
716 00:26:37,073 00:26:37,972 Do you like it, Lynnie? Do you like it, Lynnie?
717 00:26:38,002 00:26:39,272 I do. Not too spicy? I do. Not too spicy?
718 00:26:39,312 00:26:40,211 I like spicy food. I like spicy food.
719 00:26:40,241 00:26:41,711 Do you? Do you?
720 00:26:41,741 00:26:43,540 Well, Christopher, did you hear that? Well, Christopher, did you hear that?
721 00:26:43,580 00:26:44,909 Lynnie likes spicy food, and so do you. Lynnie likes spicy food, and so do you.
722 00:26:44,949 00:26:46,009 Isn't that something? Isn't that something?
723 00:26:46,049 00:26:48,148 Uh, yes. Small world. Uh, yes. Small world.
724 00:26:48,178 00:26:49,947 Hey, Lynnie, I have a recurring dream Hey, Lynnie, I have a recurring dream
725 00:26:49,977 00:26:52,846 where a walrus waddles up, lies down on me, where a walrus waddles up, lies down on me,
726 00:26:52,886 00:26:53,986 falls asleep, and I can't breathe. falls asleep, and I can't breathe.
727 00:26:54,016 00:26:54,855 What do you think it means? What do you think it means?
728 00:26:54,885 00:26:56,155 Lorelai... Lorelai...
729 00:26:56,185 00:26:57,754 Lynnie is a psychologist. She should know. Lynnie is a psychologist. She should know.
730 00:26:57,784 00:26:58,953 It's okay. It's okay.
731 00:26:58,983 00:27:00,183 It could mean a myriad of things... It could mean a myriad of things...
732 00:27:00,223 00:27:01,722 Too much stress at work, Too much stress at work,
733 00:27:01,752 00:27:03,522 something in your life is strangling you, something in your life is strangling you,
734 00:27:03,552 00:27:05,021 you've read "Alice in wonderland" too many times. you've read "Alice in wonderland" too many times.
735 00:27:05,061 00:27:06,520 Touché, Lynnie. Touché, Lynnie.
736 00:27:06,560 00:27:08,190 She's got wit and wisdom, this one. She's got wit and wisdom, this one.
737 00:27:08,220 00:27:10,789 You know, Christopher does the Sunday New York times puzzle You know, Christopher does the Sunday New York times puzzle
738 00:27:10,829 00:27:12,698 every single week. every single week.
739 00:27:12,728 00:27:14,827 Hey, what's it called when you're afraid of spiders? Hey, what's it called when you're afraid of spiders?
740 00:27:14,867 00:27:15,896 Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia.
741 00:27:15,926 00:27:18,765 You have arachnophobia? No. You have arachnophobia? No.
742 00:27:18,795 00:27:19,895 What's it called when you're afraid of people What's it called when you're afraid of people
743 00:27:19,935 00:27:20,764 who are afraid of spiders? who are afraid of spiders?
744 00:27:20,794 00:27:22,664 Oh, lord. Oh, lord.
745 00:27:22,704 00:27:24,973 I don't think there's a technical term for that yet. I don't think there's a technical term for that yet.
746 00:27:25,003 00:27:27,901 How about arachnophobiaphobia? 'Cause that makes sense. How about arachnophobiaphobia? 'Cause that makes sense.
747 00:27:27,931 00:27:29,801 You know, Christopher, Lynnie... You know, Christopher, Lynnie...
748 00:27:29,841 00:27:31,300 Voices in your head... Totally normal? Voices in your head... Totally normal?
749 00:27:31,340 00:27:32,769 Excuse me? Excuse me?
750 00:27:32,809 00:27:34,239 There's only two... That speak English. There's only two... That speak English.
751 00:27:34,269 00:27:36,078 Lorelai, eat your paella. Lorelai, eat your paella.
752 00:27:36,108 00:27:37,837 So, Christopher, how's business going? So, Christopher, how's business going?
753 00:27:37,877 00:27:39,247 It's really been picking up lately. It's really been picking up lately.
754 00:27:39,277 00:27:40,646 What do you do? What do you do?
755 00:27:40,676 00:27:41,776 Oh, I'm in computer software. Oh, I'm in computer software.
756 00:27:41,816 00:27:43,045 That sounds exciting. That sounds exciting.
757 00:27:43,075 00:27:44,744 It's a lot of traveling, actually. It's a lot of traveling, actually.
758 00:27:44,784 00:27:47,143 I love traveling. It's one thing I miss about my job. I love traveling. It's one thing I miss about my job.
759 00:27:47,183 00:27:49,812 You know what I think is even better than traveling? You know what I think is even better than traveling?
760 00:27:49,852 00:27:52,021 Time-traveling. Do you think that's possible? Time-traveling. Do you think that's possible?
761 00:27:52,051 00:27:53,821 I would have no idea. I would have no idea.
762 00:27:53,851 00:27:55,620 Lorelai, are you having some kind of breakdown? Lorelai, are you having some kind of breakdown?
763 00:27:55,650 00:27:56,949 You're very quiet, Christopher. You're very quiet, Christopher.
764 00:27:56,989 00:27:59,618 Well, I, uh... Lynnie, as a psychologist, Well, I, uh... Lynnie, as a psychologist,
765 00:27:59,658 00:28:00,888 what do you think of "the sopranos"? what do you think of "the sopranos"?
766 00:28:00,918 00:28:02,157 Actually, I miss Adriana. Actually, I miss Adriana.
767 00:28:02,187 00:28:03,756 Oh, so do I. Oh, so do I.
768 00:28:03,786 00:28:05,995 Lorelai! What? I was serious about that one. Lorelai! What? I was serious about that one.
769 00:28:06,025 00:28:07,895 That's it. No more talk until dessert. That's it. No more talk until dessert.
770 00:28:12,263 00:28:13,962 Come on! One more stop! I can't. Come on! One more stop! I can't.
771 00:28:13,992 00:28:15,831 But tomorrow you'll fly away to London, But tomorrow you'll fly away to London,
772 00:28:15,861 00:28:17,561 and we will forget all about you. and we will forget all about you.
773 00:28:17,601 00:28:19,670 I'm touched, but Rory will be back in a minute. I'm touched, but Rory will be back in a minute.
774 00:28:19,700 00:28:21,999 I'm starting to get the feeling you'd rather be with her. I'm starting to get the feeling you'd rather be with her.
775 00:28:22,039 00:28:24,198 I appreciate the drinks and the diversion. I appreciate the drinks and the diversion.
776 00:28:24,238 00:28:26,907 Your friendship is worth a couple pages in my memoir. Your friendship is worth a couple pages in my memoir.
777 00:28:26,937 00:28:28,706 But as of now, it's goodbye. But as of now, it's goodbye.
778 00:28:28,736 00:28:31,335 I'm spending the rest of the night alone with my girl. I'm spending the rest of the night alone with my girl.
779 00:28:31,375 00:28:33,774 [ British accent ] Hello, governor. Chips? [ British accent ] Hello, governor. Chips?
780 00:28:33,804 00:28:35,773 I'm sorry. I was looking for my girlfriend. I'm sorry. I was looking for my girlfriend.
781 00:28:35,813 00:28:37,572 Oh, I'm sorry, mate. No girlfriends here. Oh, I'm sorry, mate. No girlfriends here.
782 00:28:37,612 00:28:38,812 Just us birds and blokes Just us birds and blokes
783 00:28:38,842 00:28:40,281 taking the piss out of each other. taking the piss out of each other.
784 00:28:40,311 00:28:42,010 Your accent is terrible, by the way. Your accent is terrible, by the way.
785 00:28:42,050 00:28:43,980 Just go with it, you geezer. Just go with it, you geezer.
786 00:28:44,010 00:28:47,048 We have heard that you're about to fly away to old Blighty, We have heard that you're about to fly away to old Blighty,
787 00:28:47,078 00:28:50,247 and word 'round the pub has it you're not happy about it. and word 'round the pub has it you're not happy about it.
788 00:28:50,287 00:28:52,886 Well, I'm leaving a couple people I'm pretty fond of... Well, I'm leaving a couple people I'm pretty fond of...
789 00:28:52,916 00:28:55,185 And some people I'm a little afraid of, but all in all... And some people I'm a little afraid of, but all in all...
790 00:28:55,225 00:28:57,624 Well, we're just going to have to change your mind, Well, we're just going to have to change your mind,
791 00:28:57,654 00:28:59,023 because London, you see, because London, you see,
792 00:28:59,053 00:29:01,192 is a place of fun and musical excitement, is a place of fun and musical excitement,
793 00:29:01,222 00:29:03,022 the queen, hello! Magazine. the queen, hello! Magazine.
794 00:29:03,062 00:29:06,060 You're gonna break into a chorus of "chim chimney" any minute. You're gonna break into a chorus of "chim chimney" any minute.
795 00:29:06,090 00:29:07,930 Shush, now. None of that talk. Shush, now. None of that talk.
796 00:29:07,960 00:29:10,229 Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen... Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen...
797 00:29:10,259 00:29:12,028 A new life, a new adventure. A new life, a new adventure.
798 00:29:12,068 00:29:13,997 You like adventure, don't you, mate? You like adventure, don't you, mate?
799 00:29:14,027 00:29:16,266 Well, London is certainly the place for that, Well, London is certainly the place for that,
800 00:29:16,296 00:29:19,135 and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be
801 00:29:19,165 00:29:21,264 if we did not send you off in a proper way... if we did not send you off in a proper way...
802 00:29:21,304 00:29:23,333 With the bash of a lifetime! With the bash of a lifetime!
803 00:29:23,373 00:29:24,903 [ All cheering ] [ All cheering ]
804 00:29:24,943 00:29:27,202 Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. Come on. Someone get this chap a pint.
805 00:29:27,242 00:29:30,010 If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk. Kiss me, Mary poppins. If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk. Kiss me, Mary poppins.
806 00:29:30,040 00:29:32,080 [ Normal voice ] I thought it was more Gwyneth Paltrow, [ Normal voice ] I thought it was more Gwyneth Paltrow,
807 00:29:32,110 00:29:32,839 "Shakespeare in love." "Shakespeare in love."
808 00:29:32,879 00:29:34,748 Man: To the queen! Man: To the queen!
809 00:29:34,778 00:29:36,348 To the queen! To the queen! To the queen! To the queen! To the queen! To the queen!
810 00:29:39,916 00:29:41,686 Well, that was a complete waste of time. Well, that was a complete waste of time.
811 00:29:41,716 00:29:43,015 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
812 00:29:43,045 00:29:44,914 Christopher and Carolyn leaving separately. Christopher and Carolyn leaving separately.
813 00:29:44,954 00:29:46,314 Well, come on, mom. What did you think? Well, come on, mom. What did you think?
814 00:29:46,354 00:29:47,853 They were gonna throw down They were gonna throw down
815 00:29:47,883 00:29:49,752 and consummate it right here in the foyer? and consummate it right here in the foyer?
816 00:29:49,782 00:29:51,721 No, I didn't think they were gonna throw down No, I didn't think they were gonna throw down
817 00:29:51,751 00:29:53,191 and consummate it in the foyer. and consummate it in the foyer.
818 00:29:53,221 00:29:54,920 I just thought they could go out for coffee. I just thought they could go out for coffee.
819 00:29:54,960 00:29:56,659 You served them coffee. So what? You served them coffee. So what?
820 00:29:56,689 00:29:58,788 You can't be shocked when you serve people coffee, You can't be shocked when you serve people coffee,
821 00:29:58,828 00:30:00,758 and they don't feel like going out for coffee. and they don't feel like going out for coffee.
822 00:30:00,788 00:30:02,857 I just thought they would have hit it off better. I just thought they would have hit it off better.
823 00:30:02,897 00:30:04,196 You never know with these things. You never know with these things.
824 00:30:04,226 00:30:05,765 I was just so sure. I was just so sure.
825 00:30:05,795 00:30:08,264 Oh, well. Maybe next time. Absolutely. Oh, well. Maybe next time. Absolutely.
826 00:30:08,294 00:30:09,834 Christopher's probably too immature for Lynnie, anyway. Christopher's probably too immature for Lynnie, anyway.
827 00:30:09,864 00:30:11,703 I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is.
828 00:30:11,733 00:30:14,732 The way he was going on and on about that motorcycle of his. The way he was going on and on about that motorcycle of his.
829 00:30:14,772 00:30:16,771 I half expected him to start talking about his tonka truck I half expected him to start talking about his tonka truck
830 00:30:16,801 00:30:18,130 and announcing to the room and announcing to the room
831 00:30:18,170 00:30:20,699 he wanted to be a fireman or a cowboy someday. he wanted to be a fireman or a cowboy someday.
832 00:30:20,739 00:30:22,369 Sure is nice when it's not me. Sure is nice when it's not me.
833 00:30:22,409 00:30:24,268 All right, bye, mom. Have a nice trip. All right, bye, mom. Have a nice trip.
834 00:30:24,308 00:30:26,607 Goodbye, Lorelai. Goodbye, Lorelai.
835 00:30:29,805 00:30:32,314 Gerta, did I fire you? Gerta, did I fire you?
836 00:30:32,344 00:30:33,814 Gerta: No. Gerta: No.
837 00:30:33,844 00:30:34,883 Really? Really?
838 00:30:34,913 00:30:37,212 Everything's off tonight. Everything's off tonight.
839 00:30:37,242 00:30:39,411 Lynnie: You also know that it is one meal, Lynnie: You also know that it is one meal,
840 00:30:39,451 00:30:41,650 and one meal does not a lifestyle make. and one meal does not a lifestyle make.
841 00:30:41,680 00:30:43,150 That's okay, Sandra. All right. That's okay, Sandra. All right.
842 00:30:43,180 00:30:45,719 Okay. Call anytime. I'll talk to you on Monday. Okay. Call anytime. I'll talk to you on Monday.
843 00:30:45,749 00:30:47,088 Sorry. I'm blocking you in. Sorry. I'm blocking you in.
844 00:30:47,118 00:30:48,348 No, no, that's okay. No, no, that's okay.
845 00:30:48,388 00:30:50,287 So, you do sessions over the phone? So, you do sessions over the phone?
846 00:30:50,317 00:30:52,426 I do sessions whenever people need them. I do sessions whenever people need them.
847 00:30:52,456 00:30:54,155 Wow. That's quite a commitment. Wow. That's quite a commitment.
848 00:30:54,185 00:30:55,855 Well, I've always been a good listener. Well, I've always been a good listener.
849 00:30:55,895 00:30:58,823 Excellent note-taker. I have fantastic penmanship. Excellent note-taker. I have fantastic penmanship.
850 00:30:58,863 00:31:00,822 Good head-nodding abilities. Good head-nodding abilities.
851 00:31:00,862 00:31:01,862 You found your calling. You found your calling.
852 00:31:01,892 00:31:03,691 [ Chuckles ] I think I did. [ Chuckles ] I think I did.
853 00:31:03,731 00:31:05,431 So, it was nice meeting you. So, it was nice meeting you.
854 00:31:05,461 00:31:06,930 Oh, you too. You too. Oh, you too. You too.
855 00:31:06,960 00:31:09,129 This was really very sweet of your mom. This was really very sweet of your mom.
856 00:31:09,169 00:31:10,368 Well, you keep thinking that. Well, you keep thinking that.
857 00:31:10,398 00:31:11,968 Hey, it's been a long time Hey, it's been a long time
858 00:31:11,998 00:31:13,997 since I've been invited to such a blatant setup. since I've been invited to such a blatant setup.
859 00:31:14,037 00:31:15,067 It made me miss my own mom. It made me miss my own mom.
860 00:31:15,107 00:31:16,366 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
861 00:31:16,406 00:31:18,165 Oh, I'll just let it go to voice mail. Oh, I'll just let it go to voice mail.
862 00:31:18,205 00:31:19,974 Your work sure follows you around, huh? Your work sure follows you around, huh?
863 00:31:20,004 00:31:21,434 When you're going through something, When you're going through something,
864 00:31:21,474 00:31:23,303 you never know when you're gonna need to talk. you never know when you're gonna need to talk.
865 00:31:23,343 00:31:24,942 Sometimes it sneaks up on you. Sometimes it sneaks up on you.
866 00:31:24,972 00:31:27,741 Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah, I suppose so.
867 00:31:27,771 00:31:28,881 You okay? You okay?
868 00:31:28,911 00:31:30,280 Me? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Me? Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
869 00:31:30,310 00:31:32,079 It was really nice meeting you. It was really nice meeting you.
870 00:31:32,109 00:31:33,949 Sorry if I talked too much during dinner. Sorry if I talked too much during dinner.
871 00:31:33,979 00:31:35,878 Every now and then, I just feel the need Every now and then, I just feel the need
872 00:31:35,918 00:31:38,847 to re-enact certain key scenes from "purple rain," to re-enact certain key scenes from "purple rain,"
873 00:31:38,887 00:31:40,346 you know, for a captive audience. you know, for a captive audience.
874 00:31:40,386 00:31:42,355 The lake minnetonka scene really bugs my mom, so... The lake minnetonka scene really bugs my mom, so...
875 00:31:42,385 00:31:44,254 I could analyze that one for you if you want. I could analyze that one for you if you want.
876 00:31:44,284 00:31:45,854 That one, I've got a handle on. That one, I've got a handle on.
877 00:31:45,884 00:31:48,952 Other things are more fuzzy, but that one, I got. Other things are more fuzzy, but that one, I got.
878 00:31:48,992 00:31:50,192 Okay. Okay.
879 00:31:53,121 00:31:54,320 Lorelai? Lorelai?
880 00:31:54,360 00:31:55,360 Yeah? Yeah?
881 00:31:55,390 00:31:56,829 Do you... Do you...
882 00:31:56,859 00:31:58,698 Do you want to talk about something? Do you want to talk about something?
883 00:31:58,728 00:32:01,197 Me? No, no, I'm good. Me? No, no, I'm good.
884 00:32:01,227 00:32:04,026 It was nice meeting you. Bye. I got to go. It was nice meeting you. Bye. I got to go.
885 00:32:04,066 00:32:07,135 My parents have been married for 40 years, My parents have been married for 40 years,
886 00:32:07,165 00:32:09,334 and that's, like, mind-blowing for me and that's, like, mind-blowing for me
887 00:32:09,364 00:32:12,872 because there is no one worse at communication than my mother, because there is no one worse at communication than my mother,
888 00:32:12,902 00:32:15,171 except my father and most of my relatives. except my father and most of my relatives.
889 00:32:15,201 00:32:17,171 It is not a chatty group, basically. It is not a chatty group, basically.
890 00:32:17,201 00:32:19,710 Everything in the Gilmore house was "don't talk about it. Everything in the Gilmore house was "don't talk about it.
891 00:32:19,740 00:32:21,309 Shove it aside." Shove it aside."
892 00:32:21,339 00:32:24,078 Of course, I talked about it and shoved it right in your face, Of course, I talked about it and shoved it right in your face,
893 00:32:24,108 00:32:25,307 but still, I don't know. but still, I don't know.
894 00:32:25,347 00:32:27,006 I never saw myself getting married. I never saw myself getting married.
895 00:32:27,046 00:32:28,306 Never? Never?
896 00:32:28,346 00:32:32,844 Not until Max asked me... I think. Not until Max asked me... I think.
897 00:32:32,884 00:32:34,283 I guess I thought about marrying Christopher I guess I thought about marrying Christopher
898 00:32:34,313 00:32:36,283 when everyone was freaking out because I was pregnant, when everyone was freaking out because I was pregnant,
899 00:32:36,313 00:32:40,181 but I never thought about it in a longingly, good way. but I never thought about it in a longingly, good way.
900 00:32:40,221 00:32:41,121 That could be why. That could be why.
901 00:32:41,151 00:32:42,450 Why? Why?
902 00:32:42,490 00:32:45,389 Well, marriage was just a solution to a problem, Well, marriage was just a solution to a problem,
903 00:32:45,419 00:32:48,388 not anything romantic or because you were in love. not anything romantic or because you were in love.
904 00:32:48,418 00:32:50,427 Plus it came from your parents. Plus it came from your parents.
905 00:32:50,457 00:32:52,096 I love that I've got one more thing I love that I've got one more thing
906 00:32:52,126 00:32:53,425 to blame my mother for. to blame my mother for.
907 00:32:53,455 00:32:55,764 What about Max? Did you love him? What about Max? Did you love him?
908 00:32:55,794 00:32:58,463 No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
909 00:32:58,493 00:33:01,762 I wanted to, but... I didn't. I wanted to, but... I didn't.
910 00:33:01,802 00:33:06,800 I don't think I ever really loved anyone until Luke. I don't think I ever really loved anyone until Luke.
911 00:33:06,830 00:33:08,799 Did I tell you I proposed? Did I tell you I proposed?
912 00:33:08,839 00:33:10,398 No. You didn't. No. You didn't.
913 00:33:10,438 00:33:12,208 I did. I did.
914 00:33:12,238 00:33:16,936 I saw this guy in front of me who was a real... Man. I saw this guy in front of me who was a real... Man.
915 00:33:16,976 00:33:20,004 He was solid, and he was strong. He was solid, and he was strong.
916 00:33:20,044 00:33:23,513 He would protect me, but he... he got me. He would protect me, but he... he got me.
917 00:33:23,543 00:33:26,282 I knew all that when we started dating. I knew all that when we started dating.
918 00:33:26,312 00:33:27,941 But that moment, But that moment,
919 00:33:27,981 00:33:32,149 when I realized how much he cared for Rory, that was it. when I realized how much he cared for Rory, that was it.
920 00:33:32,179 00:33:34,788 Suddenly I knew I was ready. Suddenly I knew I was ready.
921 00:33:34,818 00:33:36,148 Did he accept right away? Did he accept right away?
922 00:33:36,188 00:33:38,447 Pretty much. Pretty much.
923 00:33:38,487 00:33:41,855 Hey, where's the weirdest place you ever had a session? Hey, where's the weirdest place you ever had a session?
924 00:33:41,885 00:33:43,255 Skull mountain at six flags. Skull mountain at six flags.
925 00:33:43,285 00:33:44,894 So, not this. Nope, not this. So, not this. Nope, not this.
926 00:33:44,924 00:33:47,023 Well, not only have I screwed up your night, Well, not only have I screwed up your night,
927 00:33:47,053 00:33:48,223 but it's not even a good story. but it's not even a good story.
928 00:33:48,253 00:33:49,962 It's still a pretty good story. It's still a pretty good story.
929 00:33:49,992 00:33:52,091 Yeah, that's good, 'cause I like to entertain. Yeah, that's good, 'cause I like to entertain.
930 00:33:52,131 00:33:54,760 I should have been a monkey in Washington square park I should have been a monkey in Washington square park
931 00:33:54,800 00:33:56,999 with, like, a snappy hat. with, like, a snappy hat.
932 00:33:57,029 00:33:58,768 I feel so stupid. I feel so stupid.
933 00:33:58,798 00:34:02,197 I really had myself believing it was gonna happen. I really had myself believing it was gonna happen.
934 00:34:02,237 00:34:03,966 I bought that stupid dress, I bought that stupid dress,
935 00:34:03,996 00:34:06,335 and now it's just hanging there, mocking me. and now it's just hanging there, mocking me.
936 00:34:06,365 00:34:09,174 And the crazy thing is, I am ready to get married. And the crazy thing is, I am ready to get married.
937 00:34:09,204 00:34:11,873 I am ready to start the next phase of my life. I am ready to start the next phase of my life.
938 00:34:11,903 00:34:14,072 I want another kid, and I... I want another kid, and I...
939 00:34:14,102 00:34:15,271 I don't want to wait anymore. I don't want to wait anymore.
940 00:34:15,311 00:34:16,871 I don't want to be patient. I don't want to be patient.
941 00:34:16,911 00:34:18,240 I've been patient long enough. I've been patient long enough.
942 00:34:18,270 00:34:22,008 I'm not happy, and I feel crappy all the time. I'm not happy, and I feel crappy all the time.
943 00:34:22,048 00:34:24,008 And I just think I've had it. And I just think I've had it.
944 00:34:24,048 00:34:29,115 So... What are you gonna do? So... What are you gonna do?
945 00:34:29,145 00:34:31,145 Only you can make you wait. Only you can make you wait.
946 00:34:31,185 00:34:32,554 Nobody else can. Nobody else can.
947 00:34:32,584 00:34:34,253 You need to decide what you want You need to decide what you want
948 00:34:34,283 00:34:37,282 and what you're willing to give up to get it, and what you're willing to give up to get it,
949 00:34:37,322 00:34:39,491 and then you got to be okay with that, and then you got to be okay with that,
950 00:34:39,521 00:34:41,520 or you got to be okay with waiting. or you got to be okay with waiting.
951 00:34:41,550 00:34:43,819 I could lose him if I push too hard. I could lose him if I push too hard.
952 00:34:43,859 00:34:46,088 You don't really seem to have him now... You don't really seem to have him now...
953 00:34:46,128 00:34:48,957 At least not the way you want to have him. At least not the way you want to have him.
954 00:34:48,997 00:34:51,826 You won't get anything unless you ask for it. You won't get anything unless you ask for it.
955 00:34:51,866 00:34:54,395 And if you ask for it and you don't get it, And if you ask for it and you don't get it,
956 00:34:54,425 00:34:58,093 maybe it wasn't worth having in the first place. maybe it wasn't worth having in the first place.
957 00:34:58,133 00:35:00,262 Some things are just never meant to be, Some things are just never meant to be,
958 00:35:00,302 00:35:02,771 no matter how much we wish they were. no matter how much we wish they were.
959 00:35:05,170 00:35:08,039 I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch. I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch.
960 00:35:11,978 00:35:13,977 Want to put money on who nails the queen? Want to put money on who nails the queen?
961 00:35:14,007 00:35:16,146 I think her highness is pretty safe tonight. I think her highness is pretty safe tonight.
962 00:35:16,176 00:35:18,105 Why? I thought Jenny and Paul broke up. Why? I thought Jenny and Paul broke up.
963 00:35:18,145 00:35:19,814 They got back together this morning. They got back together this morning.
964 00:35:19,844 00:35:20,914 Do the boys know? No. Do the boys know? No.
965 00:35:20,944 00:35:22,383 Are you gonna tell them? No. Are you gonna tell them? No.
966 00:35:22,413 00:35:24,382 Well, watching your best friends Well, watching your best friends
967 00:35:24,412 00:35:26,082 waste precious scoring moments... waste precious scoring moments...
968 00:35:26,112 00:35:28,251 You can get kicked out of the club for that. You can get kicked out of the club for that.
969 00:35:28,281 00:35:30,020 Yeah, well... Yeah, well...
970 00:35:30,050 00:35:32,889 You know, I have given a lot of great parties in my lifetime. You know, I have given a lot of great parties in my lifetime.
971 00:35:32,919 00:35:34,318 Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
972 00:35:34,348 00:35:37,117 But I do believe that this one has topped them all. But I do believe that this one has topped them all.
973 00:35:37,157 00:35:39,156 Hey, it's not over. We have hours to go. Hey, it's not over. We have hours to go.
974 00:35:39,186 00:35:40,486 There's plenty of beer left, There's plenty of beer left,
975 00:35:40,526 00:35:42,355 and no one's slugged Finn yet, so... and no one's slugged Finn yet, so...
976 00:35:42,395 00:35:43,594 Thank you. Thank you.
977 00:35:43,624 00:35:45,394 My pleasure. My pleasure.
978 00:35:45,424 00:35:47,493 You want more beer? You want more beer?
979 00:35:47,523 00:35:48,892 No. No.
980 00:35:48,932 00:35:50,492 More twiglets, cadburys? More twiglets, cadburys?
981 00:35:50,531 00:35:52,431 I'm good. I'm good.
982 00:35:52,461 00:35:55,469 Do you want try the frug again? I think my cramp has gone away. Do you want try the frug again? I think my cramp has gone away.
983 00:35:55,499 00:35:58,298 Tell me not to go. Tell me not to go.
984 00:35:58,328 00:35:59,438 What? What?
985 00:35:59,468 00:36:01,137 Tell me not to get on that plane. Tell me not to get on that plane.
986 00:36:01,167 00:36:03,266 Tell me to blow off my father, the paper, Tell me to blow off my father, the paper,
987 00:36:03,306 00:36:04,935 the whole huntzberger destiny. the whole huntzberger destiny.
988 00:36:04,975 00:36:06,375 Just tell me I can figure something else out. Just tell me I can figure something else out.
989 00:36:06,405 00:36:09,444 Just tell me not to go. Just tell me not to go.
990 00:36:09,474 00:36:11,343 Well, I can't do that. Well, I can't do that.
991 00:36:16,641 00:36:20,009 Hey, you afraid the teacher's gonna see or something? Hey, you afraid the teacher's gonna see or something?
992 00:36:21,918 00:36:25,317 ♪ Don't stand in the pouring rain ♪ ♪ Don't stand in the pouring rain ♪
993 00:36:25,347 00:36:27,186 ♪ don't sleep in the subway... ♪ ♪ don't sleep in the subway... ♪
994 00:36:27,216 00:36:30,355 No, I can't just charge you for half a cup of coffee. No, I can't just charge you for half a cup of coffee.
995 00:36:30,385 00:36:32,554 But I'm not gonna drink the whole cup. But I'm not gonna drink the whole cup.
996 00:36:32,584 00:36:34,483 Seems like a gyp. Seems like a gyp.
997 00:36:34,523 00:36:36,192 Hey. I need to talk to you. Hey. I need to talk to you.
998 00:36:36,222 00:36:37,122 Where have you been? Where have you been?
999 00:36:37,152 00:36:38,391 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
1000 00:36:38,421 00:36:40,461 I've been looking everywhere for you. I've been looking everywhere for you.
1001 00:36:40,491 00:36:41,930 I tried your cell. I went by the inn. I tried your cell. I went by the inn.
1002 00:36:41,960 00:36:43,529 Patty was at your house. Patty was at your house.
1003 00:36:43,559 00:36:44,229 Let's elope. Let's elope.
1004 00:36:44,259 00:36:45,499 What? What?
1005 00:36:45,529 00:36:47,258 Come on, Luke. Grab your keys. Let's go. Come on, Luke. Grab your keys. Let's go.
1006 00:36:47,298 00:36:48,897 Elope? Elope?
1007 00:36:48,927 00:36:50,526 You said that would be fine at Martha's vineyard. You said that would be fine at Martha's vineyard.
1008 00:36:50,566 00:36:52,935 Didn't you say that would be fine at Martha's vineyard? Didn't you say that would be fine at Martha's vineyard?
1009 00:36:52,965 00:36:54,235 Yes, I did. I'm just... Yes, I did. I'm just...
1010 00:36:54,265 00:36:55,564 Come on, then! Let's go! Come on, then! Let's go!
1011 00:36:55,604 00:36:57,963 We can drive to Maryland. What the hell, right? We can drive to Maryland. What the hell, right?
1012 00:36:58,003 00:36:59,533 I mean, you have to see Maryland eventually. I mean, you have to see Maryland eventually.
1013 00:36:59,573 00:37:03,341 We can drive there, get married, and then come back here. We can drive there, get married, and then come back here.
1014 00:37:03,371 00:37:05,410 And you'll get your stuff, and you'll move in. And you'll get your stuff, and you'll move in.
1015 00:37:05,440 00:37:06,470 Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on.
1016 00:37:06,510 00:37:08,409 We have the plan already, right? We have the plan already, right?
1017 00:37:08,439 00:37:09,978 We just have to put the plan in motion. We just have to put the plan in motion.
1018 00:37:10,008 00:37:11,378 Let's calm down. Let's calm down.
1019 00:37:11,408 00:37:13,277 We don't have to figure all this out now, do we? We don't have to figure all this out now, do we?
1020 00:37:13,307 00:37:15,876 Yes, we do, because we've been waiting and putting it off, Yes, we do, because we've been waiting and putting it off,
1021 00:37:15,916 00:37:17,475 and I don't want to put it off anymore. and I don't want to put it off anymore.
1022 00:37:17,515 00:37:18,545 But right now? But right now?
1023 00:37:18,575 00:37:20,184 Yes, now is the right time. Yes, now is the right time.
1024 00:37:20,214 00:37:22,113 It's the best time because it's now! It's the best time because it's now!
1025 00:37:22,153 00:37:23,483 Come on. Your car or mine? Come on. Your car or mine?
1026 00:37:23,513 00:37:25,282 Lorelai, let's just talk this through. Lorelai, let's just talk this through.
1027 00:37:25,322 00:37:26,981 All we've done for months is talk. All we've done for months is talk.
1028 00:37:27,021 00:37:28,381 I want to do. I want to go. I want to do. I want to go.
1029 00:37:28,421 00:37:30,250 We can't just take off and get married. We can't just take off and get married.
1030 00:37:30,290 00:37:31,619 Why not, Luke? Don't you love me? Why not, Luke? Don't you love me?
1031 00:37:31,649 00:37:32,989 You know I do. You know I do.
1032 00:37:33,019 00:37:35,558 But I love you, Luke. I love you. But I love you, Luke. I love you.
1033 00:37:35,588 00:37:37,427 But I have waited, and I have stayed away, But I have waited, and I have stayed away,
1034 00:37:37,457 00:37:39,656 and I have let you run this thing, and no more. and I have let you run this thing, and no more.
1035 00:37:39,696 00:37:41,995 I asked you to marry me, and you said yes. I asked you to marry me, and you said yes.
1036 00:37:42,025 00:37:43,664 Yeah, I'm just trying to think here. Yeah, I'm just trying to think here.
1037 00:37:43,694 00:37:45,294 We fixed up the house, right? We fixed up the house, right?
1038 00:37:45,334 00:37:46,663 We have a bigger closet, We have a bigger closet,
1039 00:37:46,693 00:37:48,932 and I didn't get the purple wallpaper and I didn't get the purple wallpaper
1040 00:37:48,962 00:37:51,001 because you didn't want the purple wallpaper. because you didn't want the purple wallpaper.
1041 00:37:51,031 00:37:53,970 And if it's between you and the purple wallpaper, And if it's between you and the purple wallpaper,
1042 00:37:54,000 00:37:55,599 I pick you! I pick you!
1043 00:37:55,639 00:37:57,498 I didn't tell you not to get the purple wallpaper. I didn't tell you not to get the purple wallpaper.
1044 00:37:57,538 00:37:59,008 You didn't like it. You didn't like it.
1045 00:37:59,038 00:38:00,307 I don't care about wallpaper! I don't care about wallpaper!
1046 00:38:00,337 00:38:01,907 Do you care about me? Yes! Do you care about me? Yes!
1047 00:38:01,937 00:38:03,406 Because I'm going crazy here. Because I'm going crazy here.
1048 00:38:03,436 00:38:06,145 I made a commitment to you, and I need to make it happen. I made a commitment to you, and I need to make it happen.
1049 00:38:06,175 00:38:08,644 It will happen, okay? I just have April to consider. It will happen, okay? I just have April to consider.
1050 00:38:08,674 00:38:10,013 But once we're married, But once we're married,
1051 00:38:10,043 00:38:11,513 everything with April will be fine. everything with April will be fine.
1052 00:38:11,543 00:38:12,682 Anna said so. Anna said so.
1053 00:38:12,712 00:38:14,042 What does that mean? What does that mean?
1054 00:38:14,082 00:38:15,181 When I talked to Anna... When I talked to Anna...
1055 00:38:15,211 00:38:16,511 When did you talk to Anna? When did you talk to Anna?
1056 00:38:16,551 00:38:18,610 After the party... After the party...
1057 00:38:18,650 00:38:20,419 You weren't supposed to talk to Anna. You weren't supposed to talk to Anna.
1058 00:38:20,449 00:38:21,918 I know. I'm sor... I know. I'm sor...
1059 00:38:21,948 00:38:23,518 God, no! I'm not gonna defend myself! God, no! I'm not gonna defend myself!
1060 00:38:23,548 00:38:25,017 For months now, I've been skulking around For months now, I've been skulking around
1061 00:38:25,057 00:38:27,016 not saying anything, not having an opinion, not saying anything, not having an opinion,
1062 00:38:27,056 00:38:28,486 like I'm Clarence Thomas or something, like I'm Clarence Thomas or something,
1063 00:38:28,516 00:38:30,385 and I... I'm done with that. and I... I'm done with that.
1064 00:38:30,425 00:38:32,054 I-I've been waiting for a long time, I-I've been waiting for a long time,
1065 00:38:32,094 00:38:33,294 and I don't want to wait anymore. and I don't want to wait anymore.
1066 00:38:33,323 00:38:35,962 I have to think this through. No! I have to think this through. No!
1067 00:38:35,992 00:38:38,022 You're gonna have to figure out how April fits into our lives, You're gonna have to figure out how April fits into our lives,
1068 00:38:38,062 00:38:38,661 not the other way around. not the other way around.
1069 00:38:38,691 00:38:39,991 I'm trying. I'm trying.
1070 00:38:40,031 00:38:41,460 Well, try married! Just wait! Well, try married! Just wait!
1071 00:38:41,490 00:38:43,629 No! I'm not waiting! It's now or never! No! I'm not waiting! It's now or never!
1072 00:38:43,659 00:38:44,599 I don't like ultimatums! I don't like ultimatums!
1073 00:38:44,629 00:38:46,168 I don't like mondays, I don't like mondays,
1074 00:38:46,198 00:38:48,297 but unfortunately they come around eventually. but unfortunately they come around eventually.
1075 00:38:48,327 00:38:49,597 I can't just jump like this. I can't just jump like this.
1076 00:38:49,637 00:38:52,535 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
1077 00:38:52,565 00:38:54,265 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
1078 00:38:56,404 00:38:57,633 And I have to go. And I have to go.
1079 00:39:03,711 00:39:06,410 [ Guitar strumming ] [ Guitar strumming ]
1080 00:39:06,440 00:39:10,548 ♪ When I take a picture of the city ♪ ♪ When I take a picture of the city ♪
1081 00:39:10,578 00:39:14,676 ♪ it disappears ♪ it's only a photograph ♪ it disappears ♪ it's only a photograph
1082 00:39:14,716 00:39:18,015 ♪ the city is gone ♪ the city is gone
1083 00:39:18,045 00:39:23,423 ♪ places I go are never there ♪ places I go are never there
1084 00:39:23,453 00:39:29,060 ♪ the places I go are never the-e-e-e-re ♪ ♪ the places I go are never the-e-e-e-re ♪
1085 00:39:29,090 00:39:33,988 ♪ and nostalgia isn't what it used to be ♪ ♪ and nostalgia isn't what it used to be ♪
1086 00:39:34,028 00:39:38,496 ♪ I can only picture the disappearing world ♪ ♪ I can only picture the disappearing world ♪
1087 00:39:38,526 00:39:42,695 ♪ when you touch me ♪ when you touch me
1088 00:39:52,770 00:39:54,240 Hey. Hey.
1089 00:39:54,270 00:39:56,069 Hey. Hey.
1090 00:39:56,109 00:39:57,708 You okay? You okay?
1091 00:39:57,738 00:40:01,207 Uh, I'm having a really bad night, Uh, I'm having a really bad night,
1092 00:40:01,237 00:40:05,145 and, um... I just don't want to be alone. and, um... I just don't want to be alone.
1093 00:40:05,175 00:40:06,175 Okay? Okay?
1094 00:40:06,215 00:40:08,314 Yeah. Uh, come on in. Yeah. Uh, come on in.
1095 00:40:17,020 00:40:19,349 Rory. Rory.
1096 00:40:19,389 00:40:20,119 Logan? Logan?
1097 00:40:20,149 00:40:21,388 Don't get up. Don't get up.
1098 00:40:21,418 00:40:24,017 You're dressed. Why are you dressed? You're dressed. Why are you dressed?
1099 00:40:24,057 00:40:25,127 My bags are already in the car. My bags are already in the car.
1100 00:40:25,157 00:40:26,586 The car? The car?
1101 00:40:26,626 00:40:28,585 It's downstairs. I just wanted to tell you... It's downstairs. I just wanted to tell you...
1102 00:40:28,625 00:40:30,455 I'll be five minutes. I just have to find the closet. I'll be five minutes. I just have to find the closet.
1103 00:40:30,495 00:40:31,994 Relax. Relax.
1104 00:40:32,024 00:40:34,163 I'll just grab shoes and a coat. No. I'll just grab shoes and a coat. No.
1105 00:40:34,193 00:40:35,093 No shoes. Just a coat. No shoes. Just a coat.
1106 00:40:35,133 00:40:36,592 You don't have to come. You don't have to come.
1107 00:40:36,632 00:40:38,461 I have to go with you to the airport. No. I have to go with you to the airport. No.
1108 00:40:38,491 00:40:40,131 I have to go to say goodbye. I have to go to say goodbye.
1109 00:40:40,161 00:40:41,430 Rory, no. Yes. Rory, no. Yes.
1110 00:40:41,460 00:40:43,229 I have to wave to you at the gate. I have to wave to you at the gate.
1111 00:40:43,269 00:40:45,298 They won't let you. They'll stop you at security. They won't let you. They'll stop you at security.
1112 00:40:45,338 00:40:47,997 Okay, well, I'll wave to you at the metal detectors. Okay, well, I'll wave to you at the metal detectors.
1113 00:40:48,037 00:40:50,066 Rory... I have to go with you. Rory... I have to go with you.
1114 00:40:50,106 00:40:51,236 No! No!
1115 00:40:51,266 00:40:52,775 Yes. You are leaving for London. Yes. You are leaving for London.
1116 00:40:52,805 00:40:54,634 Who knows when we'll see each other again? Who knows when we'll see each other again?
1117 00:40:54,674 00:40:56,644 I thought that was all set. What was all set? I thought that was all set. What was all set?
1118 00:40:56,674 00:40:58,443 Christmas, Thanksgiving, guy Fawkes day. Christmas, Thanksgiving, guy Fawkes day.
1119 00:40:58,473 00:41:00,142 That's so far away. That's so far away.
1120 00:41:00,172 00:41:03,411 Rory, if you come with me, I won't get on the plane. Rory, if you come with me, I won't get on the plane.
1121 00:41:05,710 00:41:08,109 I've paid for the apartment for the next year, I've paid for the apartment for the next year,
1122 00:41:08,149 00:41:10,018 so you don't have to worry about that. so you don't have to worry about that.
1123 00:41:10,048 00:41:12,187 There's still a few weeks left on the car service, There's still a few weeks left on the car service,
1124 00:41:12,217 00:41:13,647 so use it whenever you want. so use it whenever you want.
1125 00:41:13,687 00:41:16,415 I know that you won't, but just in case you need to. I know that you won't, but just in case you need to.
1126 00:41:17,755 00:41:20,384 I'll call you when I get in, okay? I'll call you when I get in, okay?
1127 00:41:24,752 00:41:26,621 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
1128 00:41:28,420 00:41:30,460 What? What?
1129 00:41:30,490 00:41:32,459 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
1130 00:41:32,499 00:41:36,397 I keep trying to think of fabulous things to say, I keep trying to think of fabulous things to say,
1131 00:41:36,427 00:41:38,026 but all I can think is, but all I can think is,
1132 00:41:38,066 00:41:41,095 "say hi to William and Harry for me." "say hi to William and Harry for me."
1133 00:41:41,135 00:41:43,064 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
1134 00:41:43,104 00:41:44,664 I love you, ace. I love you, ace.
1135 00:41:44,704 00:41:45,773 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
1136 00:41:45,803 00:41:47,332 That's so much better That's so much better
1137 00:41:47,372 00:41:49,701 than "say hi to William and Harry for me." than "say hi to William and Harry for me."
1138 00:41:54,709 00:41:55,739 I have to go. I have to go.
1139 00:42:34,093 00:42:35,462 Christopher: G.g., come get your coat. Christopher: G.g., come get your coat.
1140 00:42:35,502 00:42:37,202 G.g.: Not that coat. The pink coat. G.g.: Not that coat. The pink coat.
1141 00:42:37,232 00:42:39,101 Miriam, where's the pink coat? Miriam, where's the pink coat?
1142 00:42:39,131 00:42:40,630 Miriam: She doesn't have a pink coat. Miriam: She doesn't have a pink coat.
1143 00:42:40,670 00:42:43,139 G.g.! Come back here! G.g.! Come back here!
1144 00:42:43,169 00:42:44,798 Who is that? Who is that?
1145 00:42:44,838 00:42:47,137 Shh! That's your aunt Lorelai. Shh! That's your aunt Lorelai.
1146 00:42:47,167 00:42:48,067 Is she sick? Is she sick?
1147 00:42:48,107 00:42:50,676 No. Miriam... Sorry, Mr. Hayden. No. Miriam... Sorry, Mr. Hayden.
1148 00:42:50,706 00:42:52,645 I don't like to wear my nightgown to bed I don't like to wear my nightgown to bed
1149 00:42:52,675 00:42:54,245 when I'm sick, either. when I'm sick, either.
1150 00:42:54,275 00:42:57,143 I'll explain later. Have fun at school. I'll explain later. Have fun at school.