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1 00:00:02,735 00:00:04,835 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
2 00:00:04,865 00:00:06,335 I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. I know. I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. I know.
3 00:00:06,365 00:00:07,105 I'll see you. I'll see you.
4 00:00:07,135 00:00:08,275 Logan's hurt. Logan's hurt.
5 00:00:08,305 00:00:09,905 Something happened on their trip. Something happened on their trip.
6 00:00:09,945 00:00:10,945 They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York. They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York.
7 00:00:10,975 00:00:12,975 I should have stopped you. I should have stopped you.
8 00:00:13,015 00:00:14,715 I was so busy being mad at you, I was so busy being mad at you,
9 00:00:14,745 00:00:16,015 I didn't think I was trying to punish you, I didn't think I was trying to punish you,
10 00:00:16,045 00:00:17,345 but I was trying to punish you. but I was trying to punish you.
11 00:00:17,385 00:00:19,185 Hey, everybody, I'm Lorelai Gilmore. Hey, everybody, I'm Lorelai Gilmore.
12 00:00:19,215 00:00:20,985 I'm really glad you guys waited to start the party I'm really glad you guys waited to start the party
13 00:00:21,015 00:00:22,155 until I got here. until I got here.
14 00:00:22,185 00:00:23,325 Anna came by the diner. Anna came by the diner.
15 00:00:23,355 00:00:25,054 She's really mad. What about? She's really mad. What about?
16 00:00:25,084 00:00:26,694 She says she feels betrayed She says she feels betrayed
17 00:00:26,724 00:00:28,724 because they let you throw April a birthday party, because they let you throw April a birthday party,
18 00:00:28,754 00:00:30,094 even though she's never met you. even though she's never met you.
19 00:00:30,124 00:00:32,894 Luke and I, we are engaged. We are stable. Luke and I, we are engaged. We are stable.
20 00:00:32,934 00:00:34,234 Engaged isn't married. Engaged isn't married.
21 00:00:34,264 00:00:35,764 People get engaged all the time. People get engaged all the time.
22 00:00:37,164 00:00:38,634 How can you possibly say How can you possibly say
23 00:00:38,664 00:00:40,374 she looked better with the dark hair? she looked better with the dark hair?
24 00:00:40,404 00:00:42,744 The blonde just seemed like she was trying to be her sister. The blonde just seemed like she was trying to be her sister.
25 00:00:42,774 00:00:45,374 The dark hair makes it look like she's trying not to look like her, The dark hair makes it look like she's trying not to look like her,
26 00:00:45,404 00:00:47,844 plus she does not have the nose for dark hair. What does that mean? plus she does not have the nose for dark hair. What does that mean?
27 00:00:47,874 00:00:50,244 Dark hair is like a giant light-up arrow Dark hair is like a giant light-up arrow
28 00:00:50,284 00:00:52,084 pointing to what is wrong with you. pointing to what is wrong with you.
29 00:00:52,114 00:00:54,914 Blond hair... it all sort of blends in in a haze of beige. Blond hair... it all sort of blends in in a haze of beige.
30 00:00:54,954 00:00:55,984 Nuts... you're nuts. Nuts... you're nuts.
31 00:00:56,014 00:00:57,724 You're double nuts! You're double nuts!
32 00:00:57,754 00:01:00,694 Alright, that's it. No more spaghetti and meatballs. Alright, that's it. No more spaghetti and meatballs.
33 00:01:00,724 00:01:01,294 Musepa, come get these plates. Musepa, come get these plates.
34 00:01:01,324 00:01:02,994 Mom! Mom!
35 00:01:03,024 00:01:05,324 Every time we have spaghetti and meatballs, you fight. Every time we have spaghetti and meatballs, you fight.
36 00:01:05,364 00:01:07,664 No, no, we're not fighting. We're just, uh, bonding. No, no, we're not fighting. We're just, uh, bonding.
37 00:01:07,694 00:01:09,834 Mmm! Grandma, I'm starving! Mmm! Grandma, I'm starving!
38 00:01:09,864 00:01:11,334 Take these away... Mr. Gilmore's also. Take these away... Mr. Gilmore's also.
39 00:01:11,364 00:01:13,374 Mom, come on. I won't fight anymore. Mom, come on. I won't fight anymore.
40 00:01:13,404 00:01:15,973 No. Spaghetti and meatballs is just too much excitement. No. Spaghetti and meatballs is just too much excitement.
41 00:01:16,003 00:01:17,243 I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that.
42 00:01:17,273 00:01:19,003 I left work early today, and apparently, I left work early today, and apparently,
43 00:01:19,043 00:01:22,343 that caused everyone's I.Q.S to drop 60 points. that caused everyone's I.Q.S to drop 60 points.
44 00:01:22,373 00:01:23,813 My food is gone. My food is gone.
45 00:01:23,843 00:01:25,143 The girls were fighting. The girls were fighting.
46 00:01:25,183 00:01:26,953 I told you not to serve spaghetti and meatballs. I told you not to serve spaghetti and meatballs.
47 00:01:26,983 00:01:28,913 They always fight when we have spaghetti and meatballs. They always fight when we have spaghetti and meatballs.
48 00:01:28,953 00:01:31,983 That's not true. We fight just as much when we have Chinese food. That's not true. We fight just as much when we have Chinese food.
49 00:01:32,023 00:01:33,853 Can we please talk about something besides food? Can we please talk about something besides food?
50 00:01:33,893 00:01:36,153 Starvation, scurvy, the donner party. Starvation, scurvy, the donner party.
51 00:01:36,193 00:01:38,323 I'm having Lasik surgery on my eyes. I'm having Lasik surgery on my eyes.
52 00:01:38,363 00:01:39,423 Excellent topic. Excellent topic.
53 00:01:39,463 00:01:40,663 Lasik surgery? Why? Lasik surgery? Why?
54 00:01:40,693 00:01:41,963 I hate wearing glasses, I hate wearing glasses,
55 00:01:41,993 00:01:43,833 so I found the best doctor on the east coast, so I found the best doctor on the east coast,
56 00:01:43,863 00:01:45,763 made an appointment, and I'm going in tomorrow. made an appointment, and I'm going in tomorrow.
57 00:01:45,803 00:01:47,733 Personally, I like you with glasses. Personally, I like you with glasses.
58 00:01:47,773 00:01:50,103 It's that whole "dirty librarian" thing, right, dad? It's that whole "dirty librarian" thing, right, dad?
59 00:01:50,143 00:01:51,943 I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon.
60 00:01:51,973 00:01:54,713 Three of the girls in my d.A.R. Group had it done already. Three of the girls in my d.A.R. Group had it done already.
61 00:01:54,743 00:01:56,273 I'm actually very excited about it. I'm actually very excited about it.
62 00:01:56,313 00:01:58,843 I got Dr. Morris... The Lasik man. I got Dr. Morris... The Lasik man.
63 00:01:58,883 00:02:01,153 From Dr. Sugarman, who's my ear, nose, and throat man. From Dr. Sugarman, who's my ear, nose, and throat man.
64 00:02:01,183 00:02:03,852 He said Dr. Morris is brilliant and very, very handsome. He said Dr. Morris is brilliant and very, very handsome.
65 00:02:03,882 00:02:05,252 You never told me this. You never told me this.
66 00:02:05,282 00:02:06,992 He just threw it in at the end of the visit. He just threw it in at the end of the visit.
67 00:02:07,022 00:02:08,952 I think that's incredibly unprofessional. I think that's incredibly unprofessional.
68 00:02:08,992 00:02:11,692 Oh, Richard, he just was saying the man is handsome. Oh, Richard, he just was saying the man is handsome.
69 00:02:11,722 00:02:12,862 Yes, as if it's a selling point. Yes, as if it's a selling point.
70 00:02:12,892 00:02:14,292 It can be. It can be.
71 00:02:14,332 00:02:17,732 Hardly. Everyone knows ugly men make the best doctors. Hardly. Everyone knows ugly men make the best doctors.
72 00:02:17,762 00:02:19,432 That's absurd. It's a fact. That's absurd. It's a fact.
73 00:02:19,462 00:02:21,232 Marcus welby was handsome... And George Clooney. Marcus welby was handsome... And George Clooney.
74 00:02:21,272 00:02:22,872 Fake doctors, mom. Fake doctors, mom.
75 00:02:22,902 00:02:25,072 I'm sure they were modeled after real doctors. I'm sure they were modeled after real doctors.
76 00:02:25,102 00:02:26,442 I don't want to talk about this anymore. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
77 00:02:26,472 00:02:28,172 He's jealous of Dr. Handsome. He's jealous of Dr. Handsome.
78 00:02:28,212 00:02:30,442 I'm not jealous of Dr. Handsome. I'm not jealous of Dr. Handsome.
79 00:02:30,482 00:02:32,082 I should go shopping for something new to wear. I should go shopping for something new to wear.
80 00:02:32,112 00:02:33,452 You are not going shopping You are not going shopping
81 00:02:33,482 00:02:35,212 to get something new to wear to Dr. Handsome. to get something new to wear to Dr. Handsome.
82 00:02:35,252 00:02:37,152 Everyone is a little testy tonight. Everyone is a little testy tonight.
83 00:02:37,182 00:02:39,322 Maybe she was right about the spaghetti and meatballs. Maybe she was right about the spaghetti and meatballs.
84 00:02:39,352 00:02:41,952 Well, let's just talk about something else. Well, let's just talk about something else.
85 00:02:41,992 00:02:44,192 We had lunch with Christopher yesterday. We had lunch with Christopher yesterday.
86 00:02:44,222 00:02:45,492 You... lunch. You... lunch.
87 00:02:45,522 00:02:48,232 We took him to the club. Okay, but why? We took him to the club. Okay, but why?
88 00:02:48,262 00:02:50,032 Because there'd been a lot of tension between us Because there'd been a lot of tension between us
89 00:02:50,062 00:02:51,731 about the tuition incident, about the tuition incident,
90 00:02:51,761 00:02:54,871 and your mother and I thought it was time for a sit-down. and your mother and I thought it was time for a sit-down.
91 00:02:54,901 00:02:56,231 What, did you get clemenza What, did you get clemenza
92 00:02:56,271 00:02:57,771 to hide a gun in the bathroom first? to hide a gun in the bathroom first?
93 00:02:57,801 00:03:00,171 We thought it was time to clear the air. We thought it was time to clear the air.
94 00:03:00,211 00:03:02,041 After all, Christopher is Rory's father, After all, Christopher is Rory's father,
95 00:03:02,071 00:03:03,341 and we wanted him to know there were no hard feelings. and we wanted him to know there were no hard feelings.
96 00:03:03,381 00:03:04,281 Really? Really?
97 00:03:04,311 00:03:05,941 Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong.
98 00:03:05,981 00:03:07,951 We're still not happy about the situation, We're still not happy about the situation,
99 00:03:07,981 00:03:10,381 but since he's going to be involved in our lives now... but since he's going to be involved in our lives now...
100 00:03:10,421 00:03:11,951 Whoa, whoa. Involved in your lives? Whoa, whoa. Involved in your lives?
101 00:03:11,981 00:03:13,351 How is he involved in your lives? How is he involved in your lives?
102 00:03:13,391 00:03:15,121 Well, he's paying for Rory's college. Well, he's paying for Rory's college.
103 00:03:15,151 00:03:17,361 Is he using your pen to write the check? Is he using your pen to write the check?
104 00:03:17,391 00:03:19,161 Of course not. Of course not.
105 00:03:19,191 00:03:21,291 Then I don't see how he's involved in your lives. Then I don't see how he's involved in your lives.
106 00:03:21,331 00:03:23,531 Lorelai, will you relax? The lunch went fine. Lorelai, will you relax? The lunch went fine.
107 00:03:23,561 00:03:25,401 It was very pleasant, and Christopher enjoyed it. It was very pleasant, and Christopher enjoyed it.
108 00:03:25,431 00:03:27,771 That's right. He apologized for everything. That's right. He apologized for everything.
109 00:03:27,801 00:03:29,471 He knows that we're no longer angry with him, He knows that we're no longer angry with him,
110 00:03:29,501 00:03:30,941 and we are all friends again. and we are all friends again.
111 00:03:30,971 00:03:32,301 Well, with friends like these... Well, with friends like these...
112 00:03:32,341 00:03:35,211 And after lunch, your mother and I began discussing And after lunch, your mother and I began discussing
113 00:03:35,241 00:03:36,811 what we were going to do with all the money what we were going to do with all the money
114 00:03:36,841 00:03:38,481 that had been allotted for Rory's tuition. that had been allotted for Rory's tuition.
115 00:03:38,511 00:03:40,510 And we came up with a brilliant idea. And we came up with a brilliant idea.
116 00:03:40,550 00:03:42,210 Oh, yeah? What? Oh, yeah? What?
117 00:03:42,250 00:03:45,120 We're going to add some funds from our foundation We're going to add some funds from our foundation
118 00:03:45,150 00:03:48,350 and donate the total amount to Yale university in your name. and donate the total amount to Yale university in your name.
119 00:03:48,390 00:03:50,020 What? What?
120 00:03:50,060 00:03:51,890 Emily: That's right, and we'll make sure Emily: That's right, and we'll make sure
121 00:03:51,920 00:03:54,460 it goes for something important, like a medical building. it goes for something important, like a medical building.
122 00:03:54,490 00:03:56,530 For really handsome doctors. For really handsome doctors.
123 00:03:56,560 00:03:58,860 Whatever it is, I want her name big and prominent. Whatever it is, I want her name big and prominent.
124 00:03:58,900 00:04:00,200 My name? My name?
125 00:04:00,230 00:04:02,570 The Rory Gilmore political science building. The Rory Gilmore political science building.
126 00:04:02,600 00:04:04,870 The Rory Gilmore anthropology building. The Rory Gilmore anthropology building.
127 00:04:04,900 00:04:06,070 Uh, guys? Uh, guys?
128 00:04:06,100 00:04:07,810 The Rory Gilmore cultural center. The Rory Gilmore cultural center.
129 00:04:07,840 00:04:09,510 The Rory Gilmore auditorium. The Rory Gilmore auditorium.
130 00:04:09,540 00:04:11,010 Can I interject for just a second? Can I interject for just a second?
131 00:04:11,040 00:04:12,540 Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead. I dare you.
132 00:04:12,580 00:04:14,250 While I think it's very generous of both of you While I think it's very generous of both of you
133 00:04:14,280 00:04:15,380 to want to do this for me... to want to do this for me...
134 00:04:15,410 00:04:17,550 The Rory Gilmore observatory. The Rory Gilmore observatory.
135 00:04:17,580 00:04:19,420 I still go to Yale, so having something I still go to Yale, so having something
136 00:04:19,450 00:04:21,190 with my name on it might be kind of... with my name on it might be kind of...
137 00:04:21,220 00:04:24,020 The Rory Gilmore center for international affairs. The Rory Gilmore center for international affairs.
138 00:04:24,060 00:04:26,420 Oh, wait... The Rory Gilmore library. Oh, wait... The Rory Gilmore library.
139 00:04:26,460 00:04:28,490 And art gallery. And ancient-history museum. And art gallery. And ancient-history museum.
140 00:04:28,530 00:04:31,029 Forget it, kid... grandma and grandpa have gone bye-bye. Forget it, kid... grandma and grandpa have gone bye-bye.
141 00:04:35,199 00:04:38,939 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
142 00:04:38,969 00:04:44,009 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
143 00:04:44,039 00:04:47,949 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
144 00:04:47,979 00:04:52,319 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
145 00:04:52,349 00:04:57,019 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
146 00:04:57,059 00:05:00,929 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
147 00:05:00,959 00:05:03,259 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
148 00:05:03,299 00:05:05,999 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
149 00:05:06,029 00:05:10,099 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
150 00:05:10,139 00:05:15,109 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
151 00:05:15,139 00:05:19,008 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
152 00:05:19,038 00:05:21,448 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
153 00:05:21,478 00:05:24,248 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
154 00:05:24,278 00:05:28,018 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
155 00:05:30,988 00:05:33,028 so, any one of the physical therapists on the list will do? so, any one of the physical therapists on the list will do?
156 00:05:33,058 00:05:34,028 They're all at the same level? They're all at the same level?
157 00:05:34,058 00:05:35,358 They're all top-notch. They're all top-notch.
158 00:05:35,388 00:05:37,498 That's if I need a physical therapist. That's if I need a physical therapist.
159 00:05:37,528 00:05:40,428 And you said lots of rest, but is complete bed rest safest? And you said lots of rest, but is complete bed rest safest?
160 00:05:40,468 00:05:43,168 You cannot confine me to a bed. That's a violation of my rights. You cannot confine me to a bed. That's a violation of my rights.
161 00:05:43,198 00:05:44,568 You need to monitor his progress. You need to monitor his progress.
162 00:05:44,598 00:05:46,068 Everyone recovers at different speeds. Everyone recovers at different speeds.
163 00:05:46,098 00:05:48,138 And when you say, "plenty of fluids," And when you say, "plenty of fluids,"
164 00:05:48,168 00:05:50,138 does hot tea count, or just water? does hot tea count, or just water?
165 00:05:50,178 00:05:52,038 Stop talking about me as if I'm not here. Stop talking about me as if I'm not here.
166 00:05:52,078 00:05:53,448 Logan... mom... Logan... mom...
167 00:05:53,478 00:05:55,548 Tea's fine. Water and juice are better. Tea's fine. Water and juice are better.
168 00:05:55,578 00:05:57,648 And this wheelchair's absolutely necessary? And this wheelchair's absolutely necessary?
169 00:05:57,678 00:05:59,578 Just till you get out of the building. Just till you get out of the building.
170 00:05:59,618 00:06:01,148 Can we at least go faster? Can we at least go faster?
171 00:06:01,188 00:06:02,288 No, you'll get g-forces. No, you'll get g-forces.
172 00:06:02,318 00:06:04,088 Doctor, can I go home to your house? Doctor, can I go home to your house?
173 00:06:04,118 00:06:05,918 I think I'd have much more fun there. I think I'd have much more fun there.
174 00:06:05,958 00:06:07,687 Just call if you have any more questions. Just call if you have any more questions.
175 00:06:07,727 00:06:09,427 I will. Thank you, Dr. Schultz. I will. Thank you, Dr. Schultz.
176 00:06:09,457 00:06:12,457 Okay, so, I cut off an old lady with a handicap sticker, Okay, so, I cut off an old lady with a handicap sticker,
177 00:06:12,497 00:06:14,627 so we got a primo spot right out front. so we got a primo spot right out front.
178 00:06:14,667 00:06:16,167 Colin is meeting us at the apartment Colin is meeting us at the apartment
179 00:06:16,197 00:06:18,067 to help me get you upstairs and in bed, to help me get you upstairs and in bed,
180 00:06:18,097 00:06:20,367 and it's a little cold outside, so you might need a scarf. and it's a little cold outside, so you might need a scarf.
181 00:06:20,407 00:06:22,007 I should have brought you a scarf. I should have brought you a scarf.
182 00:06:22,037 00:06:23,537 Maybe they have some in the gift shop. Maybe they have some in the gift shop.
183 00:06:23,577 00:06:25,437 Actually, there's something going on here. Actually, there's something going on here.
184 00:06:25,477 00:06:28,047 What, your throat? Is it sore? Should I go get Dr. Schultz? What, your throat? Is it sore? Should I go get Dr. Schultz?
185 00:06:28,077 00:06:30,577 I mean, we're here. We might as well... I mean, we're here. We might as well...
186 00:06:30,617 00:06:33,047 Thank you for being who I want to get out of the hospital for. Thank you for being who I want to get out of the hospital for.
187 00:06:33,087 00:06:34,317 You're welcome. You're welcome.
188 00:06:34,347 00:06:35,587 And I'm not cold. I'm fine. And I'm not cold. I'm fine.
189 00:06:35,617 00:06:36,957 You promise? I promise. You promise? I promise.
190 00:06:36,987 00:06:38,717 Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go.
191 00:06:38,757 00:06:40,627 We get to go at my speed. We get to go at my speed.
192 00:06:40,657 00:06:42,587 Wake me when we hit the door. Wake me when we hit the door.
193 00:06:44,227 00:06:46,097 This is a lawsuit! This is a lawsuit!
194 00:06:46,127 00:06:49,327 You do not fool with people's heads and bodies like this! You do not fool with people's heads and bodies like this!
195 00:06:49,367 00:06:51,297 No! You listen! You... No! You listen! You...
196 00:06:51,337 00:06:52,367 Sookie, emergency... I'm crashing. Sookie, emergency... I'm crashing.
197 00:06:52,397 00:06:54,207 Fresh pot over there. Fresh pot over there.
198 00:06:54,237 00:06:56,436 You know you wouldn't treat Nicole Kidman like this. You know you wouldn't treat Nicole Kidman like this.
199 00:06:56,466 00:06:59,276 Nicole Kidman... red hair, tall. Nicole Kidman... red hair, tall.
200 00:06:59,306 00:07:00,676 Okay, then, Julia Roberts... Okay, then, Julia Roberts...
201 00:07:00,706 00:07:03,116 You wouldn't treat Julia Roberts like this. You wouldn't treat Julia Roberts like this.
202 00:07:03,146 00:07:04,676 Red hair, tall. Red hair, tall.
203 00:07:04,716 00:07:06,416 Okay, then, Scarlett Johansson. What are you, a shut-in? Okay, then, Scarlett Johansson. What are you, a shut-in?
204 00:07:06,446 00:07:08,386 Why is he prancing? Why is he prancing?
205 00:07:08,416 00:07:11,316 I will call my lawyer, and you'll hear from him when I do. I will call my lawyer, and you'll hear from him when I do.
206 00:07:11,356 00:07:12,656 Kiss my tush! Kiss my tush!
207 00:07:12,686 00:07:14,126 Mmm! Damn it! Mmm! Damn it!
208 00:07:14,156 00:07:16,156 You can trust nothing and no one ever! You can trust nothing and no one ever!
209 00:07:16,186 00:07:17,326 Please stop that, Michel. Please stop that, Michel.
210 00:07:17,356 00:07:18,696 Oh, I cannot. Oh, I cannot.
211 00:07:18,726 00:07:21,766 I cannot stop this for a very, very long time. I cannot stop this for a very, very long time.
212 00:07:21,796 00:07:24,336 I buy milk from the organic dairy down the way. I buy milk from the organic dairy down the way.
213 00:07:24,366 00:07:26,366 The nonfat milk has a blue top... blue. The nonfat milk has a blue top... blue.
214 00:07:26,396 00:07:29,236 Today I find out that they have accidentally Today I find out that they have accidentally
215 00:07:29,266 00:07:31,476 been putting red tops on the nonfat milk been putting red tops on the nonfat milk
216 00:07:31,506 00:07:33,706 and blue on the 2%... 2%! and blue on the 2%... 2%!
217 00:07:33,746 00:07:35,446 For the last two weeks, For the last two weeks,
218 00:07:35,476 00:07:39,376 I have been drinking 2% milk in my coffee every single day. I have been drinking 2% milk in my coffee every single day.
219 00:07:39,416 00:07:41,216 Insert gasp here. Insert gasp here.
220 00:07:41,246 00:07:43,716 That's two full weeks of two cups of coffee a day. That's two full weeks of two cups of coffee a day.
221 00:07:43,756 00:07:46,155 It used to be one cup, but then, suddenly, It used to be one cup, but then, suddenly,
222 00:07:46,185 00:07:49,585 the coffee started tasting so good, I added an afternoon jolt, the coffee started tasting so good, I added an afternoon jolt,
223 00:07:49,625 00:07:52,055 and now I find out I've been consuming and now I find out I've been consuming
224 00:07:52,095 00:07:54,125 an extra billion calories a week. an extra billion calories a week.
225 00:07:54,165 00:07:56,065 At least it hasn't affected your ability to do math. At least it hasn't affected your ability to do math.
226 00:07:56,095 00:07:57,765 Isn't this bouncing bothering you? Isn't this bouncing bothering you?
227 00:07:57,795 00:08:00,365 It was, but now it's kind of like having a Beyoncé video on. It was, but now it's kind of like having a Beyoncé video on.
228 00:08:00,405 00:08:03,105 Now I have to burn off all these calories Now I have to burn off all these calories
229 00:08:03,135 00:08:05,775 and I have to deal with 2%-fat-milk withdrawal... and I have to deal with 2%-fat-milk withdrawal...
230 00:08:05,805 00:08:07,475 Michel, why didn't you just look on the bottle? Michel, why didn't you just look on the bottle?
231 00:08:07,505 00:08:09,305 You just know everything, don't you, You just know everything, don't you,
232 00:08:09,345 00:08:10,775 you little miss i-know-everything? you little miss i-know-everything?
233 00:08:10,815 00:08:12,075 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
234 00:08:12,115 00:08:13,485 Hello? Hey, gotcha. Hello? Hey, gotcha.
235 00:08:13,515 00:08:15,045 Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
236 00:08:15,085 00:08:16,785 We've been missing each other lately. We've been missing each other lately.
237 00:08:16,815 00:08:18,455 Oh, well, things are crazy. Oh, well, things are crazy.
238 00:08:18,485 00:08:20,425 You know, we're totally booked up here, You know, we're totally booked up here,
239 00:08:20,455 00:08:21,755 and Rory has her finals. and Rory has her finals.
240 00:08:21,785 00:08:23,225 You're helping Rory with her finals? You're helping Rory with her finals?
241 00:08:23,255 00:08:24,355 Moral support, late-night phone calls... Moral support, late-night phone calls...
242 00:08:24,395 00:08:26,055 That kind of thing. That kind of thing.
243 00:08:26,095 00:08:29,095 And, of course, Michel got the wrong milk today, so... And, of course, Michel got the wrong milk today, so...
244 00:08:29,125 00:08:31,595 Oh, well, I didn't know about Michel's milk. Oh, well, I didn't know about Michel's milk.
245 00:08:31,635 00:08:34,304 Okay, so, uh, you heading by the diner today? Okay, so, uh, you heading by the diner today?
246 00:08:34,334 00:08:37,334 No, can't. There's just too much to do here. No, can't. There's just too much to do here.
247 00:08:37,374 00:08:40,204 Okay, well, then, we'll hook up tonight. Okay, well, then, we'll hook up tonight.
248 00:08:40,244 00:08:43,444 Tonight's a staff meeting, and attendance is mandatory. Tonight's a staff meeting, and attendance is mandatory.
249 00:08:43,474 00:08:45,214 It would look pretty weird It would look pretty weird
250 00:08:45,244 00:08:47,114 if the person who called the meeting didn't show. if the person who called the meeting didn't show.
251 00:08:47,144 00:08:48,644 There's a staff meeting tonight? There's a staff meeting tonight?
252 00:08:48,684 00:08:50,714 Did you know about a staff meeting? No, I didn't. Did you know about a staff meeting? No, I didn't.
253 00:08:50,754 00:08:52,354 I don't have a sitter tonight. I don't have a sitter tonight.
254 00:08:52,384 00:08:54,524 I set up a three-hour session with my trainer tonight. I set up a three-hour session with my trainer tonight.
255 00:08:54,554 00:08:56,754 I'll have to pay full price if I cancel this late. I'll have to pay full price if I cancel this late.
256 00:08:56,784 00:08:58,424 It's like $2 zillion. It's like $2 zillion.
257 00:08:58,454 00:09:00,464 I didn't know you had a staff meeting tonight. I didn't know you had a staff meeting tonight.
258 00:09:00,494 00:09:01,194 Did it just come up? Did it just come up?
259 00:09:01,224 00:09:02,564 Pretty much. Pretty much.
260 00:09:02,594 00:09:04,494 Well, I'm sorry I'm not gonna see you. Well, I'm sorry I'm not gonna see you.
261 00:09:04,534 00:09:05,564 Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
262 00:09:05,594 00:09:07,104 So, tomorrow? So, tomorrow?
263 00:09:07,134 00:09:09,404 Sure, maybe. We'll talk in the morning. Sure, maybe. We'll talk in the morning.
264 00:09:09,434 00:09:10,874 Okay. We'll talk in the morning. Okay. We'll talk in the morning.
265 00:09:10,904 00:09:14,244 Okay. Well... Bye. Okay. Well... Bye.
266 00:09:14,274 00:09:15,574 I have to get a babysitter I have to get a babysitter
267 00:09:15,604 00:09:17,644 if there's gonna be a staff meeting tonight, if there's gonna be a staff meeting tonight,
268 00:09:17,674 00:09:20,114 and Becky, the good one, is at her grandmother's, and Becky, the good one, is at her grandmother's,
269 00:09:20,144 00:09:22,113 so I'll have to use her crazy goth sister so I'll have to use her crazy goth sister
270 00:09:22,143 00:09:24,653 who wears the snake around her neck and eats all my eggos. who wears the snake around her neck and eats all my eggos.
271 00:09:24,683 00:09:25,883 There's no staff meeting tonight. There's no staff meeting tonight.
272 00:09:25,913 00:09:28,323 [ Groans ] Thank god! [ Groans ] Thank god!
273 00:09:28,353 00:09:29,823 If there's no staff meeting tonight, If there's no staff meeting tonight,
274 00:09:29,853 00:09:31,423 why did you tell Luke there was? why did you tell Luke there was?
275 00:09:31,453 00:09:32,693 I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it.
276 00:09:32,723 00:09:34,363 Sookie! Sookie!
277 00:09:34,393 00:09:36,523 Just the person I was hoping to see... Just the person I was hoping to see...
278 00:09:36,563 00:09:38,163 Alone. Alone.
279 00:09:38,193 00:09:40,503 Oh. So, we'll be right back. Oh. So, we'll be right back.
280 00:09:42,463 00:09:45,373 Jackson, wait. What is it? Jackson, wait. What is it?
281 00:09:45,403 00:09:47,243 We need complete privacy for this. We need complete privacy for this.
282 00:09:47,273 00:09:48,303 For what? For what?
283 00:09:48,343 00:09:49,703 Smell me. Smell me.
284 00:09:49,743 00:09:51,643 What? Smell me. What do I smell like? What? Smell me. What do I smell like?
285 00:09:51,673 00:09:53,143 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
286 00:09:53,183 00:09:55,183 You smell like Jackson and something else. You smell like Jackson and something else.
287 00:09:55,213 00:09:56,613 What is that? What is that?
288 00:09:56,643 00:09:58,883 It's not zucchini. It's not sprouts. It's not zucchini. It's not sprouts.
289 00:09:58,913 00:09:59,753 It's marijuana. It's marijuana.
290 00:09:59,783 00:10:01,353 [ Gasps ] Yes! [ Gasps ] Yes!
291 00:10:01,383 00:10:03,423 Oh, my god! Jackson, why do you smell like marijuana? Oh, my god! Jackson, why do you smell like marijuana?
292 00:10:03,453 00:10:04,753 You know that back half-acre You know that back half-acre
293 00:10:04,793 00:10:06,493 that I haven't planted for a few years, that I haven't planted for a few years,
294 00:10:06,523 00:10:08,323 up on the slope, out of sight, out of mind? up on the slope, out of sight, out of mind?
295 00:10:08,363 00:10:10,332 Well, I went back there this morning, Well, I went back there this morning,
296 00:10:10,362 00:10:11,832 and it's a giant field of pot! and it's a giant field of pot!
297 00:10:11,862 00:10:14,902 Every square inch... Hundreds of plantings. Every square inch... Hundreds of plantings.
298 00:10:14,932 00:10:16,732 It looks like Harrison Ford's backyard. It looks like Harrison Ford's backyard.
299 00:10:16,762 00:10:18,432 How did this happen? The Templeton brothers. How did this happen? The Templeton brothers.
300 00:10:18,472 00:10:19,902 The Templeton brothers. The Templeton brothers.
301 00:10:19,932 00:10:22,472 They must have planted it right before I fired 'em. They must have planted it right before I fired 'em.
302 00:10:22,502 00:10:23,872 I told them to weed the back half-acre. I told them to weed the back half-acre.
303 00:10:23,912 00:10:25,512 They're not the smartest of fellows. They're not the smartest of fellows.
304 00:10:25,542 00:10:27,612 They were always listening to the allman brothers. They were always listening to the allman brothers.
305 00:10:27,642 00:10:29,812 We should never hire guys that listen to the allman brothers. We should never hire guys that listen to the allman brothers.
306 00:10:29,842 00:10:31,252 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
307 00:10:31,282 00:10:32,712 It's a full half-acre of marijuana! It's a full half-acre of marijuana!
308 00:10:32,752 00:10:35,352 Shh! We can't keep saying the "m" word. Shh! We can't keep saying the "m" word.
309 00:10:35,382 00:10:36,682 Someone will overhear. Someone will overhear.
310 00:10:36,722 00:10:37,692 Right, sorry. Right, sorry.
311 00:10:37,722 00:10:38,952 We need a code word. We need a code word.
312 00:10:38,992 00:10:41,422 How about "evil crop"? How about "evil crop"?
313 00:10:41,462 00:10:43,192 Something more normal. Something more normal.
314 00:10:43,232 00:10:44,192 Hey, how 'bout "pickles"? Hey, how 'bout "pickles"?
315 00:10:44,232 00:10:45,632 Good. We'll say, "pickles." Good. We'll say, "pickles."
316 00:10:45,662 00:10:48,202 Do you realize that at this moment we are both felons? Do you realize that at this moment we are both felons?
317 00:10:48,232 00:10:49,762 Why? We didn't grow the stuff. Why? We didn't grow the stuff.
318 00:10:49,802 00:10:51,702 The pickles! We didn't grow the pickles! Ha! The pickles! We didn't grow the pickles! Ha!
319 00:10:51,732 00:10:53,372 But we're in possession. But we're in possession.
320 00:10:53,402 00:10:55,772 If the cops came to my field today, we'd go to jail. If the cops came to my field today, we'd go to jail.
321 00:10:55,802 00:10:57,912 We'd lose everything we own. We'd lose the kids. We'd lose everything we own. We'd lose the kids.
322 00:10:57,942 00:10:59,411 All because of pickles. All because of pickles.
323 00:10:59,441 00:11:01,241 I'm gonna send my guys home right now. I'm gonna send my guys home right now.
324 00:11:01,281 00:11:03,411 I'm gonna single-handedly pull every last pickle out of there. I'm gonna single-handedly pull every last pickle out of there.
325 00:11:03,451 00:11:05,311 Good. Yes, good... And do it quick. Good. Yes, good... And do it quick.
326 00:11:05,351 00:11:07,481 You're sweating. I'm sorry. I can't help it. You're sweating. I'm sorry. I can't help it.
327 00:11:07,521 00:11:09,481 It makes you look guilty. I'll try to stop. It makes you look guilty. I'll try to stop.
328 00:11:09,521 00:11:12,221 We've got to walk out of this room cool and calm, We've got to walk out of this room cool and calm,
329 00:11:12,251 00:11:13,821 just like it's any other day. just like it's any other day.
330 00:11:13,861 00:11:15,791 Cool and calm. Got it. Cool and calm. Got it.
331 00:11:15,821 00:11:17,491 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
332 00:11:19,991 00:11:21,831 Sorry. Sorry.
333 00:11:21,861 00:11:23,971 [ Dish clatters ] [ Dish clatters ]
334 00:11:24,001 00:11:25,571 I'll get you coffee. I'll get you coffee.
335 00:11:29,871 00:11:32,571 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ I'm on my way
336 00:11:32,611 00:11:35,241 ♪ I don't know where I'm goin' ♪ I don't know where I'm goin'
337 00:11:35,281 00:11:37,581 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ I'm on my way
338 00:11:37,611 00:11:40,281 ♪ I'm takin' my time, but I don't know where ♪ ♪ I'm takin' my time, but I don't know where ♪
339 00:11:40,321 00:11:45,651 ♪ goodbye to Rosie ♪ the queen of corona ♪ goodbye to Rosie ♪ the queen of corona
340 00:11:45,691 00:11:50,360 ♪ see you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♪ see you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪
341 00:11:50,390 00:11:55,430 ♪ me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♪ me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪
342 00:11:55,460 00:11:59,430 ♪ see you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪ ♪ see you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪
343 00:12:03,440 00:12:04,710 what can I get you, kirk? what can I get you, kirk?
344 00:12:04,740 00:12:05,910 What do you think? What do you think?
345 00:12:05,940 00:12:07,610 About what? Letting the beard grow. About what? Letting the beard grow.
346 00:12:07,640 00:12:08,940 Nice. What can I get you? Nice. What can I get you?
347 00:12:08,980 00:12:10,980 First couple of days, it was itching like crazy, First couple of days, it was itching like crazy,
348 00:12:11,010 00:12:12,450 but now I'm used to it, but now I'm used to it,
349 00:12:12,480 00:12:14,350 although I find myself doing this a lot. although I find myself doing this a lot.
350 00:12:14,380 00:12:15,750 What do you want to eat, kirk? What do you want to eat, kirk?
351 00:12:15,780 00:12:17,890 Last weekend, I accidentally wrote all over my face, Last weekend, I accidentally wrote all over my face,
352 00:12:17,920 00:12:19,350 and Lulu thought it looked kind of sexy. and Lulu thought it looked kind of sexy.
353 00:12:19,390 00:12:20,960 That's where I got the idea. That's where I got the idea.
354 00:12:20,990 00:12:23,490 It looks really good, kirk. Now, can I take your order? It looks really good, kirk. Now, can I take your order?
355 00:12:23,530 00:12:24,490 Hmm. Hmm.
356 00:12:24,530 00:12:25,760 I'll come back. I'll come back.
357 00:12:25,790 00:12:27,400 Big brother! Big brother!
358 00:12:27,430 00:12:30,730 Hey, you're back, huh? How was the fair? Hey, you're back, huh? How was the fair?
359 00:12:30,770 00:12:33,500 Oh, amazing. My jewelry's bigger than ever. Oh, amazing. My jewelry's bigger than ever.
360 00:12:33,540 00:12:34,800 I make it, it sells. I make it, it sells.
361 00:12:34,840 00:12:36,470 I got all this money now, I got all this money now,
362 00:12:36,499 00:12:39,069 but I got no idea what to do with it... not a clue. but I got no idea what to do with it... not a clue.
363 00:12:39,109 00:12:40,839 How 'bout putting it in a bank? How 'bout putting it in a bank?
364 00:12:40,879 00:12:42,339 There's a thought. There's a thought.
365 00:12:42,379 00:12:43,849 Hey, let me tell you my big, exciting news! Hey, let me tell you my big, exciting news!
366 00:12:43,879 00:12:45,509 Uh-oh. It's not an uh-oh. Uh-oh. It's not an uh-oh.
367 00:12:45,549 00:12:46,949 It's good, unless you don't like babies, It's good, unless you don't like babies,
368 00:12:46,979 00:12:48,519 in which case it's not so good. in which case it's not so good.
369 00:12:48,549 00:12:49,919 You're pregnant?! You're pregnant?!
370 00:12:49,949 00:12:51,919 Oh, it was supposed to be a surprise. Who told you? Oh, it was supposed to be a surprise. Who told you?
371 00:12:51,949 00:12:53,049 You just did. You just did.
372 00:12:53,089 00:12:54,719 Wow, I blew my own surprise. Wow, I blew my own surprise.
373 00:12:54,759 00:12:56,389 That's great, Liz. It's great, right? That's great, Liz. It's great, right?
374 00:12:56,419 00:12:58,589 Amazing. I am over the moon. Amazing. I am over the moon.
375 00:12:58,629 00:13:01,629 Well, sit, sit. You're in a delicate state. Well, sit, sit. You're in a delicate state.
376 00:13:01,659 00:13:04,829 I am gonna take care of myself this time, big brother. I am gonna take care of myself this time, big brother.
377 00:13:04,869 00:13:06,829 I'm gonna do all the healthy things for me I'm gonna do all the healthy things for me
378 00:13:06,869 00:13:08,699 I did not do last time I was pregnant, I did not do last time I was pregnant,
379 00:13:08,739 00:13:10,339 like not binge drink. like not binge drink.
380 00:13:10,369 00:13:11,569 Good plan. So, where's t.J.? Good plan. So, where's t.J.?
381 00:13:11,609 00:13:13,069 I mean, he must be thrilled about this. I mean, he must be thrilled about this.
382 00:13:13,109 00:13:14,409 Ah, he's gone. Ah, he's gone.
383 00:13:14,439 00:13:15,879 Gone? You mean gone out of town? Gone? You mean gone out of town?
384 00:13:15,909 00:13:18,009 He's gone... The big "gone out of my life." He's gone... The big "gone out of my life."
385 00:13:18,049 00:13:19,749 Do you have matzo brie? Do you have matzo brie?
386 00:13:19,779 00:13:21,079 What? Liz, no. What? Liz, no.
387 00:13:21,119 00:13:23,419 Okay. How 'bout a Denver omelet? Okay. How 'bout a Denver omelet?
388 00:13:23,449 00:13:25,888 I mean, "no, t.J. Can't be gone." He's your husband. I mean, "no, t.J. Can't be gone." He's your husband.
389 00:13:25,918 00:13:28,388 Since when does that keep guys from leaving? Since when does that keep guys from leaving?
390 00:13:28,418 00:13:30,458 He's left you? He's left. He's left you? He's left.
391 00:13:30,488 00:13:33,058 How can you be so calm about this? How can you be so calm about this?
392 00:13:33,088 00:13:35,798 Because I got my new come-what-may philosophy. Because I got my new come-what-may philosophy.
393 00:13:35,828 00:13:37,828 Your what? My philosophy. Your what? My philosophy.
394 00:13:37,868 00:13:40,698 It's about accepting what comes your way, whatever it is. It's about accepting what comes your way, whatever it is.
395 00:13:40,738 00:13:43,668 If a bus is heading right at you, let it come. If a bus is heading right at you, let it come.
396 00:13:43,708 00:13:46,968 If a piece of space junk comes hurtling down at you, If a piece of space junk comes hurtling down at you,
397 00:13:47,008 00:13:48,438 let it come. let it come.
398 00:13:48,478 00:13:49,708 Or you step out of the way. Or you step out of the way.
399 00:13:49,738 00:13:51,148 You know, that's probably better, You know, that's probably better,
400 00:13:51,178 00:13:53,448 and when I said what I said now, it felt wrong. and when I said what I said now, it felt wrong.
401 00:13:53,478 00:13:54,648 Did he know you were pregnant? Did he know you were pregnant?
402 00:13:54,678 00:13:56,448 I'd just told him. I'd just told him.
403 00:13:56,478 00:13:57,988 He ran out on his wife and child?! He ran out on his wife and child?!
404 00:13:58,018 00:13:59,988 You're getting mad over nothing. You're getting mad over nothing.
405 00:14:00,018 00:14:01,118 It's not nothing. It's not nothing.
406 00:14:01,158 00:14:03,158 Well, I need you to stay calm, Well, I need you to stay calm,
407 00:14:03,188 00:14:08,528 because right now it's all about the baby, and it's all good. because right now it's all about the baby, and it's all good.
408 00:14:08,558 00:14:09,998 Really. Really.
409 00:14:10,028 00:14:11,728 Come what may. Come what may.
410 00:14:11,768 00:14:13,798 Alright, fine. Whatever. It's all good. Alright, fine. Whatever. It's all good.
411 00:14:13,838 00:14:16,737 Now, baby and I would like that omelet. Now, baby and I would like that omelet.
412 00:14:16,767 00:14:18,067 Coming up. Coming up.
413 00:14:22,537 00:14:24,147 Paris? Paris?
414 00:14:24,177 00:14:25,607 Male reproductive tract. Male reproductive tract.
415 00:14:25,647 00:14:26,947 What? Seven up... What? Seven up...
416 00:14:26,977 00:14:29,647 Seminiferous tubules, epididymis, vas deferens, Seminiferous tubules, epididymis, vas deferens,
417 00:14:29,677 00:14:32,547 ejaculatory duct, nothing, urethra, penis. ejaculatory duct, nothing, urethra, penis.
418 00:14:32,587 00:14:33,757 What are you doing? What are you doing?
419 00:14:33,787 00:14:35,057 Boning up. Pardon the pun. Boning up. Pardon the pun.
420 00:14:35,087 00:14:37,087 Got my mcats coming up... Medical school. Got my mcats coming up... Medical school.
421 00:14:37,117 00:14:38,557 I meant, "what are you doing here?" I meant, "what are you doing here?"
422 00:14:38,587 00:14:40,527 Looking after you. Oh, goody. Looking after you. Oh, goody.
423 00:14:40,557 00:14:41,827 You seem like the kind of lunkhead You seem like the kind of lunkhead
424 00:14:41,857 00:14:43,527 that would get up too soon that would get up too soon
425 00:14:43,567 00:14:45,967 and inadvertently push a broken rib bone into his spleen. and inadvertently push a broken rib bone into his spleen.
426 00:14:45,997 00:14:47,637 Well, hey, there, sleepyhead. Well, hey, there, sleepyhead.
427 00:14:47,667 00:14:49,197 Oh, goody... a matching set. Oh, goody... a matching set.
428 00:14:49,237 00:14:51,037 You sleep well? He's watching me, too? You sleep well? He's watching me, too?
429 00:14:51,067 00:14:52,567 Rory said it would be okay. Rory said it would be okay.
430 00:14:52,607 00:14:54,537 You mind if I switch the TV to the speakers? You mind if I switch the TV to the speakers?
431 00:14:54,577 00:14:56,707 They're just about to reunite with their husbands, They're just about to reunite with their husbands,
432 00:14:56,737 00:14:58,847 and I'd love to get the full surround experience. and I'd love to get the full surround experience.
433 00:14:58,877 00:15:00,877 Who? Penguins. You haven't seen the penguin movie? Who? Penguins. You haven't seen the penguin movie?
434 00:15:00,917 00:15:02,517 The penguin movie rocks. The penguin movie rocks.
435 00:15:02,547 00:15:04,616 They'll move you, my friend. So, is it okay? They'll move you, my friend. So, is it okay?
436 00:15:04,646 00:15:07,186 Hey, mi casa es su casa. Great. Hey, mi casa es su casa. Great.
437 00:15:07,216 00:15:09,756 Whoa, where do you think you're going? Nature calls. Whoa, where do you think you're going? Nature calls.
438 00:15:09,786 00:15:11,556 Rory said you need complete bed rest. Rory said you need complete bed rest.
439 00:15:11,586 00:15:12,756 She trusted me with your well-being. She trusted me with your well-being.
440 00:15:12,786 00:15:14,626 I cannot betray that trust. I cannot betray that trust.
441 00:15:14,656 00:15:16,626 Then what's your suggestion for my current predicament? Then what's your suggestion for my current predicament?
442 00:15:16,656 00:15:18,466 I'll get the bedpan. Where's your bedpan? I'll get the bedpan. Where's your bedpan?
443 00:15:18,496 00:15:20,126 I don't have a bedpan. You got tupperware? I don't have a bedpan. You got tupperware?
444 00:15:20,166 00:15:21,836 Paris... Doyle, watch him. Paris... Doyle, watch him.
445 00:15:21,866 00:15:22,996 Pausing. Pausing.
446 00:15:23,036 00:15:25,506 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
447 00:15:25,536 00:15:28,076 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
448 00:15:28,106 00:15:29,976 Hey, why aren't you asleep? Because I woke up. Hey, why aren't you asleep? Because I woke up.
449 00:15:30,006 00:15:32,476 You're supposed to be asleep. You're supposed to be asleep.
450 00:15:32,506 00:15:35,016 I've been asleep for a week. My body's bored of sleep. It wants to do something. I've been asleep for a week. My body's bored of sleep. It wants to do something.
451 00:15:35,046 00:15:36,976 Good thing your body has no say in the matter. Good thing your body has no say in the matter.
452 00:15:37,016 00:15:37,816 Hey, boss, you're gonna want to see this. Hey, boss, you're gonna want to see this.
453 00:15:37,846 00:15:39,886 Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
454 00:15:39,916 00:15:42,516 You've got to call off your sentries. They're there for a reason. You've got to call off your sentries. They're there for a reason.
455 00:15:42,556 00:15:44,556 To re-enact their favorite scenes from "misery"? To re-enact their favorite scenes from "misery"?
456 00:15:44,586 00:15:45,856 Your kitchen needs organizing! Your kitchen needs organizing!
457 00:15:45,886 00:15:47,556 Yeah, I'll get right on that! Yeah, I'll get right on that!
458 00:15:47,596 00:15:49,226 You shouldn't talk loudly. You'll strain something. You shouldn't talk loudly. You'll strain something.
459 00:15:49,256 00:15:51,865 I've got Dina and Moshe abramowicz on top of me. I've got Dina and Moshe abramowicz on top of me.
460 00:15:51,895 00:15:53,125 Why is Paris in the kitchen? Why is Paris in the kitchen?
461 00:15:53,165 00:15:55,095 She's looking for a bedpan substitute. She's looking for a bedpan substitute.
462 00:15:55,135 00:15:56,865 You're really gonna want to see this. You're really gonna want to see this.
463 00:15:56,895 00:15:58,605 Just leave it, bill. Just leave it, bill.
464 00:15:58,635 00:16:00,735 I want to see the look on your face when you read it, I want to see the look on your face when you read it,
465 00:16:00,775 00:16:03,645 provided you still have a face after your head explodes. provided you still have a face after your head explodes.
466 00:16:03,675 00:16:05,245 Rory, look, I love your concern for me. Rory, look, I love your concern for me.
467 00:16:05,275 00:16:07,515 I love that you're so invested in my well-being, I love that you're so invested in my well-being,
468 00:16:07,545 00:16:09,515 but even the doctor said that if I feel strong enough but even the doctor said that if I feel strong enough
469 00:16:09,545 00:16:11,185 to move around, then I should do it. to move around, then I should do it.
470 00:16:11,215 00:16:13,555 I don't know that that doctor knows what he's talking about. I don't know that that doctor knows what he's talking about.
471 00:16:13,585 00:16:15,955 You mean the Johns Hopkins graduate knows less than you? You mean the Johns Hopkins graduate knows less than you?
472 00:16:15,985 00:16:17,925 I'd kill to get into Johns Hopkins. I'd kill to get into Johns Hopkins.
473 00:16:17,955 00:16:19,185 Here... patient's choice. Here... patient's choice.
474 00:16:19,225 00:16:21,025 Oh, okay if I unpause? Oh, okay if I unpause?
475 00:16:21,055 00:16:22,895 Here come the penguins. Here come the penguins.
476 00:16:22,925 00:16:24,965 Look, maybe the doctor knows a little bit Look, maybe the doctor knows a little bit
477 00:16:24,995 00:16:25,995 of what he's talking about. of what he's talking about.
478 00:16:26,025 00:16:27,125 You think? You think?
479 00:16:27,165 00:16:29,095 So I guess get up, but superslow. So I guess get up, but superslow.
480 00:16:29,135 00:16:31,965 It should look like a monty python routine, you're moving so slow. It should look like a monty python routine, you're moving so slow.
481 00:16:32,005 00:16:33,705 I'll make John cleese proud. I'll make John cleese proud.
482 00:16:33,735 00:16:35,905 And let Doyle help you, at least the first time. And let Doyle help you, at least the first time.
483 00:16:35,935 00:16:38,045 I'll let him help me to the bathroom, but I take it from there. I'll let him help me to the bathroom, but I take it from there.
484 00:16:38,075 00:16:39,645 Fine. Fine.
485 00:16:39,675 00:16:42,014 I cannot look at the shot of the dead baby penguin. I cannot look at the shot of the dead baby penguin.
486 00:16:42,044 00:16:43,944 Me neither. Dead people, yes... Not penguins. Me neither. Dead people, yes... Not penguins.
487 00:16:43,984 00:16:44,984 You'll deal with Paris? You'll deal with Paris?
488 00:16:45,014 00:16:46,214 Put her on. Thank you. Put her on. Thank you.
489 00:16:46,244 00:16:47,314 Paris? Paris?
490 00:16:47,344 00:16:48,684 Can I look? We're clear. Can I look? We're clear.
491 00:16:48,714 00:16:49,884 Please talk to Rory. Please talk to Rory.
492 00:16:49,914 00:16:51,224 What is so important? What is so important?
493 00:16:51,254 00:16:52,684 Oh, you'll see. Oh, you'll see.
494 00:16:52,724 00:16:54,254 Stand down. Stand down.
495 00:16:54,294 00:16:55,894 Thank you for sitting with him, Thank you for sitting with him,
496 00:16:55,924 00:16:57,924 but I think he needs a little less hovering right now. but I think he needs a little less hovering right now.
497 00:16:57,964 00:17:00,564 Warren Beatty Jr. Smooth-talk you? No. Warren Beatty Jr. Smooth-talk you? No.
498 00:17:00,594 00:17:02,564 Even the doctor said he should be moving around some. Even the doctor said he should be moving around some.
499 00:17:02,594 00:17:03,834 I think I've been a little overprotective. I think I've been a little overprotective.
500 00:17:03,864 00:17:05,234 Your call. Your call.
501 00:17:05,264 00:17:07,104 Have Doyle lend him a shoulder right now, okay? Have Doyle lend him a shoulder right now, okay?
502 00:17:07,134 00:17:09,574 Fine. Doyle, give Logan your shoulder. Fine. Doyle, give Logan your shoulder.
503 00:17:09,604 00:17:10,904 You got it. You got it.
504 00:17:10,944 00:17:13,004 See you soonish? Just finishing up here. See you soonish? Just finishing up here.
505 00:17:13,044 00:17:17,044 Mi shoulder es su shoulder. Mi shoulder es su shoulder.
506 00:17:17,074 00:17:18,944 Hey, this is very life-affirming, Hey, this is very life-affirming,
507 00:17:18,984 00:17:20,344 very penguinesque. very penguinesque.
508 00:17:20,384 00:17:22,954 With the soundtrack music playing like that... ohh. With the soundtrack music playing like that... ohh.
509 00:17:22,984 00:17:24,284 Hurry your soonish. Hurry your soonish.
510 00:17:24,324 00:17:25,984 I will. I will.
511 00:17:26,024 00:17:27,324 What is it? What is it?
512 00:17:27,354 00:17:29,623 I highlighted the appropriate section. I highlighted the appropriate section.
513 00:17:32,623 00:17:36,633 Oh, it's going to be a quiet, slow-burning seethe. Oh, it's going to be a quiet, slow-burning seethe.
514 00:17:36,663 00:17:38,663 Disappointment. Disappointment.
515 00:17:44,743 00:17:46,273 Michel: Right this way, you two. Michel: Right this way, you two.
516 00:17:46,303 00:17:49,143 Having beautiful weather today, no? Having beautiful weather today, no?
517 00:17:49,173 00:17:53,883 Let's leave your bags here with the ever-trustworthy William Let's leave your bags here with the ever-trustworthy William
518 00:17:53,913 00:17:57,653 and take a little tour of the inn. and take a little tour of the inn.
519 00:17:57,683 00:18:00,123 [ Chuckles ] Okay, right this way. [ Chuckles ] Okay, right this way.
520 00:18:00,153 00:18:04,293 We have one of the finest restaurants in the area. We have one of the finest restaurants in the area.
521 00:18:04,323 00:18:05,793 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
522 00:18:05,823 00:18:07,163 Hello? Hello?
523 00:18:07,193 00:18:08,893 Emily: How soon can you get here? What? Emily: How soon can you get here? What?
524 00:18:08,933 00:18:10,163 How soon can you get here? How soon can you get here?
525 00:18:10,193 00:18:11,963 Mom, where are you? Home, of course. Mom, where are you? Home, of course.
526 00:18:12,003 00:18:13,973 Where else would I be after what happened? Where else would I be after what happened?
527 00:18:14,003 00:18:15,233 What happened? "What happened?"! What happened? "What happened?"!
528 00:18:15,273 00:18:16,933 Yes, what happened? Yes, what happened?
529 00:18:16,973 00:18:19,372 The thing with my eye. What else would I be talking about? The thing with my eye. What else would I be talking about?
530 00:18:19,402 00:18:20,942 You're talking about the laser? You're talking about the laser?
531 00:18:20,972 00:18:22,042 The bad Lasik. The bad Lasik.
532 00:18:22,072 00:18:23,342 The Lasik went bad? The Lasik went bad?
533 00:18:23,372 00:18:25,682 Your father called you. Tell me he called you. Your father called you. Tell me he called you.
534 00:18:25,712 00:18:26,842 Hold on a sec, mom. Lorelai? Hold on a sec, mom. Lorelai?
535 00:18:26,882 00:18:28,052 Hello? Hello?
536 00:18:28,082 00:18:29,382 Lorelai, it's your father. Lorelai, it's your father.
537 00:18:29,412 00:18:31,352 I'm unconscionably late with this call. I'm unconscionably late with this call.
538 00:18:31,382 00:18:32,722 Blame south Dakota. Blame south Dakota.
539 00:18:32,752 00:18:34,022 Dad, what is going on here? Dad, what is going on here?
540 00:18:34,052 00:18:35,422 Your mother's eye surgery went badly. Your mother's eye surgery went badly.
541 00:18:35,452 00:18:37,392 She's alright, but she can't see a thing. She's alright, but she can't see a thing.
542 00:18:37,422 00:18:39,292 Well, that doesn't sound alright to me. Well, that doesn't sound alright to me.
543 00:18:39,322 00:18:41,232 It's only temporary. She's on painkillers. It's only temporary. She's on painkillers.
544 00:18:41,262 00:18:43,332 I would have been there myself, but I was called out of town. I would have been there myself, but I was called out of town.
545 00:18:43,362 00:18:45,302 Have you ever been to south Dakota? Have you ever been to south Dakota?
546 00:18:45,332 00:18:47,432 It's the most boring state in the nation. It's the most boring state in the nation.
547 00:18:47,462 00:18:49,332 As I was flying in, I swear I saw As I was flying in, I swear I saw
548 00:18:49,372 00:18:51,742 one of the heads on mount rushmore yawn. one of the heads on mount rushmore yawn.
549 00:18:51,772 00:18:53,912 She's asking how soon I can be there. She's asking how soon I can be there.
550 00:18:53,942 00:18:55,072 Well, that's why I'm calling. Well, that's why I'm calling.
551 00:18:55,112 00:18:56,442 I left her with a battery of help, I left her with a battery of help,
552 00:18:56,472 00:18:58,282 but in case it didn't work out, she wanted me but in case it didn't work out, she wanted me
553 00:18:58,312 00:19:00,182 to give you a heads-up that she might need you. to give you a heads-up that she might need you.
554 00:19:00,212 00:19:02,112 Well, I don't know if I can get away. Well, I don't know if I can get away.
555 00:19:02,152 00:19:04,752 It's her eyes. She can't do anything or go anywhere. It's her eyes. She can't do anything or go anywhere.
556 00:19:04,782 00:19:06,821 I understand the importance of eyes, dad. I understand the importance of eyes, dad.
557 00:19:06,851 00:19:08,991 I got caught up in meetings, or I would have called sooner. I got caught up in meetings, or I would have called sooner.
558 00:19:09,021 00:19:11,721 You wouldn't believe where I'm sitting right now... You wouldn't believe where I'm sitting right now...
559 00:19:11,761 00:19:13,061 One of south Dakota's finest hotels. One of south Dakota's finest hotels.
560 00:19:13,091 00:19:14,731 Smells like a foot. Smells like a foot.
561 00:19:14,761 00:19:16,761 Let me get back to her, dad. She's on the other line. Let me get back to her, dad. She's on the other line.
562 00:19:16,791 00:19:18,331 If you could cover for me, I'd appreciate it. If you could cover for me, I'd appreciate it.
563 00:19:18,361 00:19:19,931 If she found out I didn't call you, If she found out I didn't call you,
564 00:19:19,961 00:19:21,171 it would make everything worse. it would make everything worse.
565 00:19:21,201 00:19:22,201 You got it. You got it.
566 00:19:22,231 00:19:23,231 Check in with me later. Check in with me later.
567 00:19:23,271 00:19:24,741 [ Beeps ] Mom? [ Beeps ] Mom?
568 00:19:24,771 00:19:26,801 Was that your father? Did he not call you? Was that your father? Did he not call you?
569 00:19:26,841 00:19:28,911 No, dad called. I was just distracted before. No, dad called. I was just distracted before.
570 00:19:28,941 00:19:30,041 So, you need me to pop over? So, you need me to pop over?
571 00:19:30,071 00:19:31,411 I'm all alone here, I'm all alone here,
572 00:19:31,441 00:19:33,141 and I desperately need to run a couple of errands. and I desperately need to run a couple of errands.
573 00:19:33,181 00:19:34,751 And there's no one else? And there's no one else?
574 00:19:34,781 00:19:36,811 I don't remember being in labor for 14 hours I don't remember being in labor for 14 hours
575 00:19:36,851 00:19:38,921 with anyone else, so, no, there's no one else. with anyone else, so, no, there's no one else.
576 00:19:38,951 00:19:40,791 Okay. I'll be over. Okay. I'll be over.
577 00:19:40,821 00:19:43,251 I'll be waiting... Blind and waiting. I'll be waiting... Blind and waiting.
578 00:19:43,291 00:19:44,421 Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
579 00:19:44,461 00:19:46,421 [ Beeps ] [ Beeps ]
580 00:19:46,461 00:19:47,391 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
581 00:19:51,061 00:19:52,501 I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
582 00:19:52,531 00:19:54,771 Who knew that clearing it would be the easy part? Who knew that clearing it would be the easy part?
583 00:19:54,801 00:19:57,070 I had it all down in three hours, no problem. I had it all down in three hours, no problem.
584 00:19:57,100 00:19:57,900 I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
585 00:19:57,940 00:19:59,300 What was I to do? What was I to do?
586 00:19:59,340 00:20:01,870 If I put in the garbage, the garbageman could see it. If I put in the garbage, the garbageman could see it.
587 00:20:01,910 00:20:04,110 I know. He looks like a big, fat fink. I know. He looks like a big, fat fink.
588 00:20:04,140 00:20:07,310 And if I put it down the garbage disposal, it could clog. And if I put it down the garbage disposal, it could clog.
589 00:20:07,340 00:20:09,810 We'd have to call a plumber, and then he could fink on us. We'd have to call a plumber, and then he could fink on us.
590 00:20:09,850 00:20:11,120 And he would, too. And he would, too.
591 00:20:11,150 00:20:13,520 That guy seems like a big, fat fatty fink. That guy seems like a big, fat fatty fink.
592 00:20:13,550 00:20:15,390 We can't flush it for the same reason, We can't flush it for the same reason,
593 00:20:15,420 00:20:17,960 and burning it seemed like a tremendously dumb idea. and burning it seemed like a tremendously dumb idea.
594 00:20:17,990 00:20:19,360 You'd get the whole town high. You'd get the whole town high.
595 00:20:19,390 00:20:20,830 So what was I to do? So what was I to do?
596 00:20:20,860 00:20:22,460 Anything but bring it home! Anything but bring it home!
597 00:20:22,490 00:20:24,060 Then come up with your own idea. Then come up with your own idea.
598 00:20:24,100 00:20:25,400 I could bake it into brownies. I could bake it into brownies.
599 00:20:25,430 00:20:26,530 Then what would we do with the brownies? Then what would we do with the brownies?
600 00:20:26,560 00:20:27,970 I have no idea. I have no idea.
601 00:20:28,000 00:20:29,770 I think that makes it a bad plan. I think that makes it a bad plan.
602 00:20:29,800 00:20:32,340 Is it a better plan than the plan you couldn't even think of? Is it a better plan than the plan you couldn't even think of?
603 00:20:32,370 00:20:33,770 At least it's a plan. At least it's a plan.
604 00:20:33,810 00:20:34,810 Hey, we can't turn on each other here. Hey, we can't turn on each other here.
605 00:20:34,840 00:20:35,940 We're all we've got. We're all we've got.
606 00:20:35,970 00:20:37,340 You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
607 00:20:37,370 00:20:39,210 Hey, it's starting to smell up the place. Hey, it's starting to smell up the place.
608 00:20:39,240 00:20:41,080 We've just got to get it out of the house. We've just got to get it out of the house.
609 00:20:41,110 00:20:42,350 Definitely out of the house. Definitely out of the house.
610 00:20:42,380 00:20:45,349 We'll get it out of the house. We'll get it out of the house.
611 00:20:45,379 00:20:48,119 But we wait for dark. But we wait for dark.
612 00:20:48,149 00:20:50,219 Wait for dark. Wait for dark.
613 00:20:50,249 00:20:51,519 I could kill him! I could kill him!
614 00:20:51,559 00:20:53,359 You'd have to get in a very long line. You'd have to get in a very long line.
615 00:20:53,389 00:20:55,159 The man should be drawn and quartered. The man should be drawn and quartered.
616 00:20:55,189 00:20:57,289 There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait. There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait.
617 00:20:57,329 00:21:00,129 Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed. Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed.
618 00:21:00,159 00:21:01,469 You quarter a guy... He's in four pieces. You quarter a guy... He's in four pieces.
619 00:21:01,499 00:21:03,199 That's tough to recover from. That's tough to recover from.
620 00:21:03,229 00:21:05,469 He should be stretched on a rack, iron maiden, strappadoed. He should be stretched on a rack, iron maiden, strappadoed.
621 00:21:05,499 00:21:06,839 Oh, my god. What is strappadoed? Oh, my god. What is strappadoed?
622 00:21:06,869 00:21:08,369 When you suspend him in the air When you suspend him in the air
623 00:21:08,409 00:21:10,909 with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back. with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back.
624 00:21:10,939 00:21:12,509 You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture. You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture.
625 00:21:12,539 00:21:14,049 I did a paper on the Attorney General. I did a paper on the Attorney General.
626 00:21:14,079 00:21:14,979 It comes with the territory. It comes with the territory.
627 00:21:15,009 00:21:16,409 Life in modern america? Life in modern america?
628 00:21:16,449 00:21:18,319 Why would the wall street journal print this? Why would the wall street journal print this?
629 00:21:18,349 00:21:19,519 It was an interview with my father. It was an interview with my father.
630 00:21:19,549 00:21:21,389 If he said it, they get to print it. If he said it, they get to print it.
631 00:21:21,419 00:21:23,859 Even if it's a flat-out lie? They don't know that. Even if it's a flat-out lie? They don't know that.
632 00:21:23,889 00:21:25,159 "I looked for the best and the brightest, "I looked for the best and the brightest,
633 00:21:25,189 00:21:26,919 even at the intern level." even at the intern level."
634 00:21:26,959 00:21:28,259 Reading it again, you're just torturing yourself. Reading it again, you're just torturing yourself.
635 00:21:28,289 00:21:30,029 "Ben Cochran at Harvard... "Ben Cochran at Harvard...
636 00:21:30,059 00:21:32,529 "he helped me out with my Boston paper, as did frank Williams. "he helped me out with my Boston paper, as did frank Williams.
637 00:21:32,559 00:21:34,168 "And Rory Gilmore... "And Rory Gilmore...
638 00:21:34,198 00:21:36,828 "I gave her her first internship at my stamford paper, "I gave her her first internship at my stamford paper,
639 00:21:36,868 00:21:39,468 and now she's the editor of the Yale daily news." and now she's the editor of the Yale daily news."
640 00:21:39,498 00:21:41,108 It's classic mitchum. It's classic mitchum.
641 00:21:41,138 00:21:43,538 How dare he? "I gave her her first internship"? How dare he? "I gave her her first internship"?
642 00:21:43,568 00:21:45,378 This is one of dad's things, Rory... This is one of dad's things, Rory...
643 00:21:45,408 00:21:47,538 Grabbing credit wherever he can, whether it's earned or not. Grabbing credit wherever he can, whether it's earned or not.
644 00:21:47,578 00:21:49,378 Everyone in america has read this. Everyone in america has read this.
645 00:21:49,408 00:21:51,018 The wall street journal's readership is high, The wall street journal's readership is high,
646 00:21:51,048 00:21:52,248 but it's not quite 300 million. but it's not quite 300 million.
647 00:21:52,278 00:21:53,418 Well, enough people have read it. Well, enough people have read it.
648 00:21:53,448 00:21:55,288 The beauty of a daily paper... The beauty of a daily paper...
649 00:21:55,318 00:21:57,418 It's in everybody's recycling bin the next morning. It's in everybody's recycling bin the next morning.
650 00:21:57,448 00:21:58,458 This will be forgotten. This will be forgotten.
651 00:21:58,488 00:21:59,618 It won't. It will. It won't. It will.
652 00:21:59,658 00:22:01,258 I remember everything I read... I remember everything I read...
653 00:22:01,288 00:22:03,898 Front page, op-ed, concert reviews... it never leaves. Front page, op-ed, concert reviews... it never leaves.
654 00:22:03,928 00:22:06,198 My eyes accidentally flit over an obituary, My eyes accidentally flit over an obituary,
655 00:22:06,228 00:22:08,928 and I can remember the deceased's first wife's name and I can remember the deceased's first wife's name
656 00:22:08,968 00:22:10,528 a full month afterward. a full month afterward.
657 00:22:10,568 00:22:12,998 I mean, and that's just a flit, not even a perusal. I mean, and that's just a flit, not even a perusal.
658 00:22:13,038 00:22:15,108 If I perused it, I could give you his grandkids If I perused it, I could give you his grandkids
659 00:22:15,138 00:22:17,038 in alphabetical order five years later. in alphabetical order five years later.
660 00:22:17,068 00:22:19,078 Ace, ace, you drinking this in? Ace, ace, you drinking this in?
661 00:22:19,108 00:22:21,108 What? Helen Keller just signed water, Annie. What? Helen Keller just signed water, Annie.
662 00:22:21,148 00:22:22,407 You walked! You walked!
663 00:22:22,447 00:22:24,247 All by my lonesome. You proud of your boy? All by my lonesome. You proud of your boy?
664 00:22:24,277 00:22:25,547 I'm very proud. I'm very proud.
665 00:22:25,577 00:22:27,317 Oh, and your color's coming back. Oh, and your color's coming back.
666 00:22:27,347 00:22:29,147 You've gone from white to off-white. You've gone from white to off-white.
667 00:22:29,187 00:22:31,657 Hey, can we get to the bottom line on this article here? Hey, can we get to the bottom line on this article here?
668 00:22:31,687 00:22:33,417 It's all good. It's very positive. It's all good. It's very positive.
669 00:22:33,457 00:22:36,087 A powerful man is citing you as one of his accomplishments. A powerful man is citing you as one of his accomplishments.
670 00:22:36,127 00:22:37,657 I know. I know.
671 00:22:37,687 00:22:39,957 It's actually a good thing, so you should let it go. It's actually a good thing, so you should let it go.
672 00:22:39,997 00:22:41,197 Never! Never!
673 00:22:45,067 00:22:46,537 Hello? Hello?
674 00:22:51,007 00:22:52,477 Mom? Mom?
675 00:22:52,507 00:22:54,107 Emily: In here. Emily: In here.
676 00:22:54,147 00:22:55,447 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
677 00:22:55,477 00:22:57,407 Mrs. Onassis, I was looking for my mother. Mrs. Onassis, I was looking for my mother.
678 00:22:57,447 00:22:59,277 Will you at least promise Will you at least promise
679 00:22:59,317 00:23:02,417 to keep your comedy set at my funeral to under five minutes? to keep your comedy set at my funeral to under five minutes?
680 00:23:02,447 00:23:04,287 Sorry, mom. How are you feeling? Sorry, mom. How are you feeling?
681 00:23:04,317 00:23:07,017 Horrible. That quack eye surgeon blinded me for life. Horrible. That quack eye surgeon blinded me for life.
682 00:23:07,057 00:23:09,087 I don't think he blinded you for life. I don't think he blinded you for life.
683 00:23:09,127 00:23:11,326 Well, he blinded me for the next two days, at least. Well, he blinded me for the next two days, at least.
684 00:23:11,356 00:23:12,996 The procedure was a disaster. The procedure was a disaster.
685 00:23:13,026 00:23:15,466 He did one eye and then announced that the new procedure He did one eye and then announced that the new procedure
686 00:23:15,496 00:23:17,366 didn't comport to the anatomy of my eye, didn't comport to the anatomy of my eye,
687 00:23:17,396 00:23:19,366 so he had to resort to the old procedure, so he had to resort to the old procedure,
688 00:23:19,396 00:23:21,066 which I absolutely did not want. which I absolutely did not want.
689 00:23:21,106 00:23:22,506 'Cause it's so last year. 'Cause it's so last year.
690 00:23:22,536 00:23:24,506 And, of course, he wouldn't go near the other eye And, of course, he wouldn't go near the other eye
691 00:23:24,536 00:23:25,976 until he saw how this one healed. until he saw how this one healed.
692 00:23:26,006 00:23:27,236 Well, that makes sense. Well, that makes sense.
693 00:23:27,276 00:23:29,006 And then Dr. Mengele told me to rest And then Dr. Mengele told me to rest
694 00:23:29,046 00:23:31,146 and is having me put eyedrops in every hour, and is having me put eyedrops in every hour,
695 00:23:31,176 00:23:32,276 further impeding my vision. further impeding my vision.
696 00:23:32,316 00:23:33,546 And to top it off, And to top it off,
697 00:23:33,576 00:23:35,486 the man looked nothing like Marcus welby. the man looked nothing like Marcus welby.
698 00:23:35,516 00:23:37,146 Okay, mom, where are all the people? Okay, mom, where are all the people?
699 00:23:37,186 00:23:38,616 Dad made it seem Dad made it seem
700 00:23:38,656 00:23:40,616 like you were surrounded by a small army... like you were surrounded by a small army...
701 00:23:40,656 00:23:42,556 You know, enough people to care for you, You know, enough people to care for you,
702 00:23:42,586 00:23:44,026 then go topple Saddam's statue. then go topple Saddam's statue.
703 00:23:44,056 00:23:45,126 They're all gone. They're all gone.
704 00:23:45,156 00:23:46,726 Gone where? To hell, I hope... Gone where? To hell, I hope...
705 00:23:46,756 00:23:48,726 One person more incompetent than the rest. One person more incompetent than the rest.
706 00:23:48,766 00:23:50,366 But all of them? The nurse? But all of them? The nurse?
707 00:23:50,396 00:23:53,366 They'll do a "60 minutes" on that woman one day. They'll do a "60 minutes" on that woman one day.
708 00:23:53,396 00:23:54,636 Uh, housekeepers? Uh, housekeepers?
709 00:23:54,666 00:23:56,106 Ate everything that wasn't nailed down. Ate everything that wasn't nailed down.
710 00:23:56,136 00:23:57,366 The errand boys? The errand boys?
711 00:23:57,406 00:23:59,375 Their pants hung down below their underwear, Their pants hung down below their underwear,
712 00:23:59,405 00:24:01,545 and no one was worse than the driver he got me. and no one was worse than the driver he got me.
713 00:24:01,575 00:24:03,305 Have you ever met the cab drivers in Prague? Have you ever met the cab drivers in Prague?
714 00:24:03,345 00:24:04,675 Uh, no. Uh, no.
715 00:24:04,715 00:24:06,575 Well, they would hide their wallets from this man. Well, they would hide their wallets from this man.
716 00:24:06,615 00:24:08,615 Plus I think he had a gun in his pocket. Plus I think he had a gun in his pocket.
717 00:24:08,645 00:24:10,315 Maybe he was just happy to see you. Maybe he was just happy to see you.
718 00:24:10,345 00:24:12,715 Lorelai, up. Lorelai, up.
719 00:24:12,755 00:24:14,985 It doesn't matter anyhow. It doesn't matter anyhow.
720 00:24:15,025 00:24:16,355 I'm fine getting my own food, I'm fine getting my own food,
721 00:24:16,385 00:24:18,055 and I don't need people underfoot. and I don't need people underfoot.
722 00:24:18,095 00:24:20,495 I called the agency, and a new maid will be here tomorrow, I called the agency, and a new maid will be here tomorrow,
723 00:24:20,525 00:24:22,225 but I need to run some errands today, but I need to run some errands today,
724 00:24:22,265 00:24:23,295 and, obviously, I can't drive. and, obviously, I can't drive.
725 00:24:23,325 00:24:24,265 You'll have to do that. You'll have to do that.
726 00:24:24,295 00:24:25,765 Do what? Drive me. Do what? Drive me.
727 00:24:25,795 00:24:27,495 Why don't you just give me the list of errands Why don't you just give me the list of errands
728 00:24:27,535 00:24:29,235 and I'll do them for you? and I'll do them for you?
729 00:24:29,265 00:24:32,005 It would take too much explanation. Grab my bag, please. It would take too much explanation. Grab my bag, please.
730 00:24:32,035 00:24:34,645 Mom, seriously, what kind of errands are they? Mom, seriously, what kind of errands are they?
731 00:24:34,675 00:24:36,745 Shopping, banking, hardware store? Shopping, banking, hardware store?
732 00:24:36,775 00:24:38,215 I need to get my coat first. I need to get my coat first.
733 00:24:38,245 00:24:41,085 Mom, is it dealing in human trafficking? Mom, is it dealing in human trafficking?
734 00:24:41,115 00:24:43,315 'Cause I'm an excellent people person. 'Cause I'm an excellent people person.
735 00:24:48,124 00:24:50,384 Mom, mom, you've got to look up. Mom, mom, you've got to look up.
736 00:24:50,424 00:24:53,094 I can't look up. The sun causes searing pain. I can't look up. The sun causes searing pain.
737 00:24:53,124 00:24:54,794 Mom, the sun can't even find you under that hat. Mom, the sun can't even find you under that hat.
738 00:24:54,824 00:24:56,494 If we put that hat on frosty the snowman, If we put that hat on frosty the snowman,
739 00:24:56,524 00:24:58,094 he'd be living in Miami right now. he'd be living in Miami right now.
740 00:24:58,134 00:24:59,564 You're a very insensitive person, you know that? You're a very insensitive person, you know that?
741 00:24:59,594 00:25:01,264 Yes, I do. Here we go. Yes, I do. Here we go.
742 00:25:01,304 00:25:02,404 What is this? What is this?
743 00:25:02,434 00:25:03,804 This is my car. This is my car.
744 00:25:03,834 00:25:05,104 We have to take the other car. We have to take the other car.
745 00:25:05,134 00:25:06,674 What other car? What other car?
746 00:25:06,704 00:25:08,474 That's not a car. That's a rap-video set. That's not a car. That's a rap-video set.
747 00:25:08,504 00:25:09,744 I ordered it specially. I ordered it specially.
748 00:25:09,774 00:25:11,674 It has the darkest windows available. It has the darkest windows available.
749 00:25:11,714 00:25:14,314 They say it's the car Jay-Z uses when he's in town. They say it's the car Jay-Z uses when he's in town.
750 00:25:14,344 00:25:16,344 I assume that's an entertainer of some sort. I assume that's an entertainer of some sort.
751 00:25:16,384 00:25:17,784 The windows are bulletproof. The windows are bulletproof.
752 00:25:17,814 00:25:20,184 They kept saying that as if it's a selling point. They kept saying that as if it's a selling point.
753 00:25:20,214 00:25:22,684 I told them I was not paying extra for bulletproof windows. I told them I was not paying extra for bulletproof windows.
754 00:25:22,724 00:25:24,354 I haven't been strafed in years. I haven't been strafed in years.
755 00:25:24,394 00:25:26,694 Mom, what do you mean, we'll take this car? Mom, what do you mean, we'll take this car?
756 00:25:26,724 00:25:28,394 I thought the driver left. He did. I thought the driver left. He did.
757 00:25:28,424 00:25:29,794 Is there another one coming? No. Is there another one coming? No.
758 00:25:29,824 00:25:31,734 Well, who's gonna drive? You are. Well, who's gonna drive? You are.
759 00:25:31,764 00:25:32,834 I can't drive that. I can't drive that.
760 00:25:32,864 00:25:34,634 Why not? Because, look at it. Why not? Because, look at it.
761 00:25:34,664 00:25:36,534 I'm sure you need a special license or something. I'm sure you need a special license or something.
762 00:25:36,564 00:25:38,473 Lorelai, I cannot ride in your Jeep. Lorelai, I cannot ride in your Jeep.
763 00:25:38,503 00:25:40,573 It's completely exposed to the elements. It's completely exposed to the elements.
764 00:25:40,603 00:25:43,403 You do remember I'm recovering from surgery, don't you? You do remember I'm recovering from surgery, don't you?
765 00:25:43,443 00:25:45,543 I thought you were just doing your best Mia farrow I thought you were just doing your best Mia farrow
766 00:25:45,573 00:25:47,343 in "Broadway Danny Rose" impersonation. in "Broadway Danny Rose" impersonation.
767 00:25:47,373 00:25:49,083 Lorelai, I need my prescriptions. Lorelai, I need my prescriptions.
768 00:25:49,113 00:25:51,413 If I don't get my prescriptions, infection will set in, If I don't get my prescriptions, infection will set in,
769 00:25:51,453 00:25:53,283 and I will lose my eyesight completely, and I will lose my eyesight completely,
770 00:25:53,313 00:25:55,423 and you will be doing this more than just today. and you will be doing this more than just today.
771 00:25:55,453 00:25:56,683 Now, what's it going to be? Now, what's it going to be?
772 00:25:59,393 00:26:01,163 Ridiculous Sarah bernhardt overdramatic... Ridiculous Sarah bernhardt overdramatic...
773 00:26:01,193 00:26:03,263 My hearing's just fine, Lorelai. My hearing's just fine, Lorelai.
774 00:26:03,293 00:26:05,193 Sorry. Sorry.
775 00:26:07,463 00:26:08,503 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
776 00:26:12,273 00:26:18,543 ♪ We skipped the light fandango ♪ ♪ We skipped the light fandango ♪
777 00:26:18,573 00:26:20,113 hey, Luke, what are you doing here? hey, Luke, what are you doing here?
778 00:26:20,143 00:26:20,743 You know why I'm here. Get up. You know why I'm here. Get up.
779 00:26:20,773 00:26:21,743 What? Get up! What? Get up!
780 00:26:21,783 00:26:23,343 Okay. Okay.
781 00:26:23,383 00:26:26,452 Now, I am not here to listen to you explain your side Now, I am not here to listen to you explain your side
782 00:26:26,482 00:26:28,882 or rationalize things or justify your actions. or rationalize things or justify your actions.
783 00:26:28,922 00:26:33,522 I am here for one reason only... To punch you out. I am here for one reason only... To punch you out.
784 00:26:33,552 00:26:35,562 Hey, cool. You see that? Hey, cool. You see that?
785 00:26:35,592 00:26:37,492 That was like an old western where everyone cleared the bar. That was like an old western where everyone cleared the bar.
786 00:26:37,522 00:26:39,232 I never seen that in person. I never seen that in person.
787 00:26:39,262 00:26:40,832 Don't be cute. Just get ready to be hurt. Don't be cute. Just get ready to be hurt.
788 00:26:40,862 00:26:42,232 Damn. What? Damn. What?
789 00:26:42,262 00:26:44,172 I just wish I was drinking faster. I just wish I was drinking faster.
790 00:26:44,202 00:26:46,802 If I was more drunk, getting punched out wouldn't hurt so much. If I was more drunk, getting punched out wouldn't hurt so much.
791 00:26:46,832 00:26:48,842 Just shut up and let's do this. Go ahead. Just shut up and let's do this. Go ahead.
792 00:26:48,872 00:26:50,472 Well, get ready. Am ready. Well, get ready. Am ready.
793 00:26:50,502 00:26:51,712 Raise your arms or something. Raise your arms or something.
794 00:26:51,742 00:26:53,172 I'm not gonna punch you like this. I'm not gonna punch you like this.
795 00:26:53,212 00:26:54,312 I thought that's why you came. I thought that's why you came.
796 00:26:54,342 00:26:55,542 I came to fight. Let's do it. I came to fight. Let's do it.
797 00:26:55,582 00:26:56,412 Then raise your arms! Then raise your arms!
798 00:26:56,442 00:26:57,882 No! T.j.! No! T.j.!
799 00:26:57,912 00:27:00,682 I'm not hitting you, Luke. I got nothing against you. I'm not hitting you, Luke. I got nothing against you.
800 00:27:00,712 00:27:02,682 Plus there's no fighting inside. Plus there's no fighting inside.
801 00:27:02,722 00:27:05,692 It's Lanny's top rule, along with no burning down the place. It's Lanny's top rule, along with no burning down the place.
802 00:27:05,722 00:27:07,252 That actually comes first. That actually comes first.
803 00:27:07,292 00:27:08,562 Well, then, let's take it outside. Well, then, let's take it outside.
804 00:27:08,592 00:27:10,162 Let me ask you one question, Let me ask you one question,
805 00:27:10,192 00:27:12,232 and then you can take me outside and clobber me. and then you can take me outside and clobber me.
806 00:27:12,262 00:27:13,392 Okay, what? Okay, what?
807 00:27:13,432 00:27:15,501 What the hell is this about? What the hell is this about?
808 00:27:15,531 00:27:18,301 You're unbelievable! It's about Liz! You're unbelievable! It's about Liz!
809 00:27:18,331 00:27:20,671 What about her? Is she alright? What about her? Is she alright?
810 00:27:20,701 00:27:21,801 Alright? You walked out on her! Alright? You walked out on her!
811 00:27:21,841 00:27:23,641 No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
812 00:27:23,671 00:27:25,541 That's why you're here drinking in the afternoon. That's why you're here drinking in the afternoon.
813 00:27:25,571 00:27:26,941 That's not why I'm here drinking. That's not why I'm here drinking.
814 00:27:26,971 00:27:28,541 I'm drinking because I'm upset. I'm drinking because I'm upset.
815 00:27:28,581 00:27:31,581 You're upset?! You abandoned Liz and your baby! You're upset?! You abandoned Liz and your baby!
816 00:27:31,611 00:27:34,221 Hey, I would never do that. I love your sister, Luke. Hey, I would never do that. I love your sister, Luke.
817 00:27:34,251 00:27:35,521 She threw me out. She threw me out.
818 00:27:35,551 00:27:37,221 That's not what she said. That's not what she said.
819 00:27:37,251 00:27:38,951 We came home from the fair. It was great. We came home from the fair. It was great.
820 00:27:38,991 00:27:40,491 We were both happy. We made money. We were both happy. We made money.
821 00:27:40,521 00:27:41,961 Then Liz goes to the doctor, Then Liz goes to the doctor,
822 00:27:41,991 00:27:44,231 and she comes home and tells me she's pregnant. and she comes home and tells me she's pregnant.
823 00:27:44,261 00:27:46,831 I hug her. I kiss her. I'm crying, I'm so happy. I hug her. I kiss her. I'm crying, I'm so happy.
824 00:27:46,861 00:27:48,761 Then I turn to grab the phone to tell the family, Then I turn to grab the phone to tell the family,
825 00:27:48,801 00:27:50,561 and an ashtray hits me in the back of the head... and an ashtray hits me in the back of the head...
826 00:27:50,601 00:27:52,201 Then a phone book and a stapler Then a phone book and a stapler
827 00:27:52,231 00:27:54,371 and our statue of a happy clown playing the saxophone. and our statue of a happy clown playing the saxophone.
828 00:27:54,401 00:27:55,871 I'm not getting this. I'm not getting this.
829 00:27:55,901 00:27:58,871 She's saying things like, "this ain't gonna work. She's saying things like, "this ain't gonna work.
830 00:27:58,911 00:28:01,581 You're gonna mess this kid up. You can't raise a kid." You're gonna mess this kid up. You can't raise a kid."
831 00:28:01,611 00:28:03,640 She's saying, "this kid will grow up with no discipline." She's saying, "this kid will grow up with no discipline."
832 00:28:03,680 00:28:05,210 "It'll get out of control. "It'll get out of control.
833 00:28:05,250 00:28:06,910 Then we'll end up having to send it away." Then we'll end up having to send it away."
834 00:28:06,950 00:28:09,650 I tell her she's wrong. I'll do whatever's needed. I tell her she's wrong. I'll do whatever's needed.
835 00:28:09,680 00:28:11,420 I'll read every book on the subject, I'll read every book on the subject,
836 00:28:11,450 00:28:14,260 even though I hate reading worse than I hate public television. even though I hate reading worse than I hate public television.
837 00:28:14,290 00:28:16,290 But Liz won't hear it. She tells me to go. But Liz won't hear it. She tells me to go.
838 00:28:16,320 00:28:17,490 She told you to go? She told you to go?
839 00:28:17,520 00:28:19,460 So I packed a bag and left. So I packed a bag and left.
840 00:28:19,490 00:28:22,960 I didn't want to, but Liz is always right about everything, I didn't want to, but Liz is always right about everything,
841 00:28:23,000 00:28:24,600 and if my staying around and if my staying around
842 00:28:24,630 00:28:25,870 is gonna screw up the kid like that, is gonna screw up the kid like that,
843 00:28:25,900 00:28:27,570 I'm gone, no questions asked. I'm gone, no questions asked.
844 00:28:27,600 00:28:29,340 Oh, jeez, Liz. [ Sighs ] Oh, jeez, Liz. [ Sighs ]
845 00:28:29,370 00:28:30,640 What? What?
846 00:28:30,670 00:28:31,970 Have a seat, t.J. Have a seat, t.J.
847 00:28:32,010 00:28:33,670 Give me a beer. Give me a beer.
848 00:28:33,710 00:28:36,380 Listen, t.J... Listen, t.J...
849 00:28:36,410 00:28:38,980 Liz wasn't talking to you when she was saying all that stuff. Liz wasn't talking to you when she was saying all that stuff.
850 00:28:39,010 00:28:40,650 She was talking to herself. She was talking to herself.
851 00:28:40,680 00:28:41,950 I'm pretty sure she was talking to me. I'm pretty sure she was talking to me.
852 00:28:41,980 00:28:43,580 She kept saying my name. She kept saying my name.
853 00:28:43,620 00:28:45,790 No, when she said you were gonna mess up the baby, No, when she said you were gonna mess up the baby,
854 00:28:45,820 00:28:47,350 she was saying something else. she was saying something else.
855 00:28:47,390 00:28:49,360 Just take out the "you." Make it an "I." Just take out the "you." Make it an "I."
856 00:28:49,390 00:28:50,720 She meant you're gonna screw up the baby? She meant you're gonna screw up the baby?
857 00:28:50,760 00:28:52,359 No, she meant she was. No, she meant she was.
858 00:28:52,389 00:28:53,929 And I was. No, just her. And I was. No, just her.
859 00:28:53,959 00:28:55,999 Then why didn't she throw the ashtray at herself? Then why didn't she throw the ashtray at herself?
860 00:28:56,029 00:28:58,399 Because she was taking it out on you. Because she was taking it out on you.
861 00:28:58,429 00:28:59,629 Oh. This is complicated. Oh. This is complicated.
862 00:28:59,669 00:29:01,299 That's because people are. That's because people are.
863 00:29:01,339 00:29:02,999 Sometimes they just don't say what they mean. Sometimes they just don't say what they mean.
864 00:29:03,039 00:29:04,769 It's hard enough following them It's hard enough following them
865 00:29:04,809 00:29:06,909 when they're talking about what they're talking about. when they're talking about what they're talking about.
866 00:29:06,939 00:29:10,039 That's the trick with relationships, believe me. That's the trick with relationships, believe me.
867 00:29:10,079 00:29:13,809 Look, you have to try to tune in what your partner means Look, you have to try to tune in what your partner means
868 00:29:13,849 00:29:16,279 as opposed to what she's actually saying. as opposed to what she's actually saying.
869 00:29:16,319 00:29:19,949 They sometimes won't tell you how they're feeling, They sometimes won't tell you how they're feeling,
870 00:29:19,989 00:29:22,889 but your job is to try to figure out what she's saying but your job is to try to figure out what she's saying
871 00:29:22,919 00:29:24,889 from what she actually says. from what she actually says.
872 00:29:24,929 00:29:26,759 Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
873 00:29:26,789 00:29:29,529 I got none of that. I got none of that.
874 00:29:29,559 00:29:33,029 It's okay. It's all gonna be okay. It's okay. It's all gonna be okay.
875 00:29:33,069 00:29:34,569 I'm gonna make this okay. I'm gonna make this okay.
876 00:29:35,869 00:29:37,969 [ Horn honks ] [ Horn honks ]
877 00:29:39,669 00:29:41,938 Ah, sorry. Lorelai, be careful. Ah, sorry. Lorelai, be careful.
878 00:29:41,978 00:29:44,878 I'm not used to driving a missile silo down the street. I'm not used to driving a missile silo down the street.
879 00:29:44,908 00:29:47,408 Oh, stop being so dramatic. Oh, stop being so dramatic.
880 00:29:47,448 00:29:50,418 Yeah, wouldn't want to be dramatic. Yeah, wouldn't want to be dramatic.
881 00:29:50,448 00:29:53,648 Alright, get over here. You're going to turn right. Alright, get over here. You're going to turn right.
882 00:29:53,688 00:29:54,788 [ Horn honks ] [ Horn honks ]
883 00:29:54,818 00:29:55,518 Aaah! Sorry! Aaah! Sorry!
884 00:29:55,558 00:29:56,858 Lorelai! Lorelai!
885 00:29:56,888 00:29:58,788 Well, it's a big freakin' car, mom. Well, it's a big freakin' car, mom.
886 00:29:58,828 00:30:00,758 You're gonna give me a heart attack. You're gonna give me a heart attack.
887 00:30:00,788 00:30:02,998 Mom, please, how long is this gonna go on? Mom, please, how long is this gonna go on?
888 00:30:03,028 00:30:04,998 You won't tell me where we're going. You won't tell me where we're going.
889 00:30:05,028 00:30:07,098 You give me block-by-block instructions. You give me block-by-block instructions.
890 00:30:07,128 00:30:09,838 You've been complaining since we got started. No, I haven't. You've been complaining since we got started. No, I haven't.
891 00:30:09,868 00:30:12,668 When we had to go to three different drugstores? Well, come on. When we had to go to three different drugstores? Well, come on.
892 00:30:12,708 00:30:13,838 I don't trust generic. I don't trust generic.
893 00:30:13,868 00:30:15,078 Mom, it's the same thing. Mom, it's the same thing.
894 00:30:15,108 00:30:16,808 If I'm willing to pay full price, If I'm willing to pay full price,
895 00:30:16,838 00:30:18,978 then I deserve to have my drug bottle say "valium" on it. then I deserve to have my drug bottle say "valium" on it.
896 00:30:19,008 00:30:20,508 Fine. Fine.
897 00:30:20,548 00:30:22,118 I don't see why that's insane. I don't see why that's insane.
898 00:30:22,148 00:30:25,548 Fine. Fine.
899 00:30:25,588 00:30:27,118 So, have you talked to Christopher lately? So, have you talked to Christopher lately?
900 00:30:27,148 00:30:29,487 Uh, no, not lately lately. Uh, no, not lately lately.
901 00:30:29,517 00:30:31,587 I have. Well, bully for you. I have. Well, bully for you.
902 00:30:31,627 00:30:33,087 You know, your father and I You know, your father and I
903 00:30:33,127 00:30:35,397 enjoyed our little sit-down with him very much. enjoyed our little sit-down with him very much.
904 00:30:35,427 00:30:36,957 Oh, I'm glad. Oh, I'm glad.
905 00:30:36,997 00:30:40,427 You know, I'd forgotten what a handsome man Christopher is. You know, I'd forgotten what a handsome man Christopher is.
906 00:30:40,467 00:30:42,467 He was wearing a very nice blue tie. He was wearing a very nice blue tie.
907 00:30:42,497 00:30:43,897 And his hair is very short. And his hair is very short.
908 00:30:43,937 00:30:46,537 Normally, I don't like a man's hair that short. Normally, I don't like a man's hair that short.
909 00:30:46,567 00:30:48,877 It makes him look like a convict or a masseuse, It makes him look like a convict or a masseuse,
910 00:30:48,907 00:30:50,577 but I think it works on him. but I think it works on him.
911 00:30:50,607 00:30:52,007 Yeah, I'm sure it does. Yeah, I'm sure it does.
912 00:30:52,047 00:30:53,507 He seemed lonely, though. He seemed lonely, though.
913 00:30:53,547 00:30:54,747 What? What?
914 00:30:54,777 00:30:56,077 He's not dating anyone. I asked. He's not dating anyone. I asked.
915 00:30:56,117 00:30:57,447 Well, he's got g.G. Well, he's got g.G.
916 00:30:57,477 00:30:59,417 Who's g.G.? His daughter, mom. Who's g.G.? His daughter, mom.
917 00:30:59,447 00:31:01,757 Well, we didn't discuss that. Well, we didn't discuss that.
918 00:31:01,787 00:31:04,387 But I could tell he was lonely. But I could tell he was lonely.
919 00:31:04,427 00:31:05,787 I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine.
920 00:31:05,827 00:31:07,427 You know, I've been racking my brain, You know, I've been racking my brain,
921 00:31:07,457 00:31:09,157 trying to think of a nice girl to set him up with. trying to think of a nice girl to set him up with.
922 00:31:09,197 00:31:10,397 Cezanne moriarty just got divorced, Cezanne moriarty just got divorced,
923 00:31:10,427 00:31:11,727 and she looks wonderful. and she looks wonderful.
924 00:31:11,767 00:31:13,127 She'd go perfectly with his hair and tie. She'd go perfectly with his hair and tie.
925 00:31:13,167 00:31:15,737 Cezanne moriarty is 10 years older than Christopher. Cezanne moriarty is 10 years older than Christopher.
926 00:31:15,767 00:31:17,567 Lorelai, you were in the same class together. Lorelai, you were in the same class together.
927 00:31:17,597 00:31:19,166 I know. It's 'cause she was stupid. I know. It's 'cause she was stupid.
928 00:31:19,206 00:31:20,866 We used to call her "moroniarty." We used to call her "moroniarty."
929 00:31:20,906 00:31:22,576 Well, Loretta singer's husband just died. Well, Loretta singer's husband just died.
930 00:31:22,606 00:31:23,836 She'll be back from Bali soon. She'll be back from Bali soon.
931 00:31:23,876 00:31:25,776 She's got a horse face. Not anymore. She's got a horse face. Not anymore.
932 00:31:25,806 00:31:26,906 She's not his type, mom. She's not his type, mom.
933 00:31:26,946 00:31:28,646 What about Brandi Covington? What about Brandi Covington?
934 00:31:28,676 00:31:31,146 She's a lovely girl with a wonderful sense of humor. She's a lovely girl with a wonderful sense of humor.
935 00:31:31,176 00:31:33,446 "A wonderful sense of humor"? "A wonderful sense of humor"?
936 00:31:33,486 00:31:36,116 What joke has Brandi Covington ever told? Well, I don't know. What joke has Brandi Covington ever told? Well, I don't know.
937 00:31:36,156 00:31:38,486 She has a wonderful sense of humor. Tell me one of her jokes. She has a wonderful sense of humor. Tell me one of her jokes.
938 00:31:38,526 00:31:39,756 I don't know any. I don't know any.
939 00:31:39,786 00:31:41,496 An amusing anecdote she's told? An amusing anecdote she's told?
940 00:31:41,526 00:31:42,626 I don't know, Lorelai. I don't know, Lorelai.
941 00:31:42,656 00:31:44,156 A giggle-inducing pun. Lorelai. A giggle-inducing pun. Lorelai.
942 00:31:44,196 00:31:45,826 Dirty limericks, song parody. Dirty limericks, song parody.
943 00:31:45,866 00:31:47,666 Well, she has a lovely laugh. Well, she has a lovely laugh.
944 00:31:47,696 00:31:50,166 Oh, so she does not have a wonderful sense of humor, Oh, so she does not have a wonderful sense of humor,
945 00:31:50,196 00:31:52,166 she can appreciate a wonderful sense of humor. she can appreciate a wonderful sense of humor.
946 00:31:52,206 00:31:54,066 I guess that's right. I guess that's right.
947 00:31:54,106 00:31:56,836 Fine, tell me a joke she's laughed at. Re being impossible. Fine, tell me a joke she's laughed at. Re being impossible.
948 00:31:56,876 00:31:58,706 Mother, Christopher can get his own girls. Mother, Christopher can get his own girls.
949 00:31:58,746 00:32:00,106 Now, he's busy with g.G., Now, he's busy with g.G.,
950 00:32:00,146 00:32:02,116 but when the time is right, he'll date. but when the time is right, he'll date.
951 00:32:02,146 00:32:03,816 Just sit back and let me drive. Just sit back and let me drive.
952 00:32:05,616 00:32:06,946 Rory thinks he's lonely, too. Rory thinks he's lonely, too.
953 00:32:06,985 00:32:08,515 [ Horns honk ] [ Horns honk ]
954 00:32:08,555 00:32:10,485 I'm in a tank, pal! Come and get me! I'm in a tank, pal! Come and get me!
955 00:32:13,555 00:32:15,625 Sheila's out today, so warn Mark that there's going to be Sheila's out today, so warn Mark that there's going to be
956 00:32:15,655 00:32:17,625 an unexpected, enormous pile of annoyance on his desk an unexpected, enormous pile of annoyance on his desk
957 00:32:17,655 00:32:18,765 and just to deal with it. and just to deal with it.
958 00:32:18,795 00:32:20,225 Hello? Hello?
959 00:32:20,265 00:32:22,495 Yes, hello. Is this Kimberly Wells? Yes, it is. Yes, hello. Is this Kimberly Wells? Yes, it is.
960 00:32:22,535 00:32:23,835 Thank you for taking my call, Ms. Wells. Thank you for taking my call, Ms. Wells.
961 00:32:23,865 00:32:25,205 Call me "Kimberly." Call me "Kimberly."
962 00:32:25,235 00:32:27,765 Okay, Kimberly, the reason I'm calling is... Okay, Kimberly, the reason I'm calling is...
963 00:32:27,805 00:32:29,705 Something to do with my interview with huntzberger? Something to do with my interview with huntzberger?
964 00:32:29,735 00:32:31,575 Yes, it has to do with that. Yes, it has to do with that.
965 00:32:31,605 00:32:32,575 Give 'em hell, Harry. Give 'em hell, Harry.
966 00:32:32,605 00:32:33,945 So, what's this about? So, what's this about?
967 00:32:33,975 00:32:35,815 Rory: I'm calling to request a correction. Rory: I'm calling to request a correction.
968 00:32:35,845 00:32:37,045 Oh, to what? Oh, to what?
969 00:32:37,075 00:32:39,515 To everything that mitchum said about me. To everything that mitchum said about me.
970 00:32:39,545 00:32:42,885 I'm looking at the piece now. He didn't say much about you. I'm looking at the piece now. He didn't say much about you.
971 00:32:42,915 00:32:44,485 Hmm. Well, that's the thing... Hmm. Well, that's the thing...
972 00:32:44,525 00:32:46,825 He didn't use many words, but he said a lot. He didn't use many words, but he said a lot.
973 00:32:46,855 00:32:48,525 "And Rory Gilmore... "And Rory Gilmore...
974 00:32:48,555 00:32:50,495 "I gave her her first internship at my stamford paper, "I gave her her first internship at my stamford paper,
975 00:32:50,525 00:32:51,695 and now she's editor of the Yale daily news." and now she's editor of the Yale daily news."
976 00:32:51,725 00:32:53,225 What part of that is wrong? What part of that is wrong?
977 00:32:53,265 00:32:56,594 None of it, technically, but essentially, it's all a lie. None of it, technically, but essentially, it's all a lie.
978 00:32:56,634 00:32:58,804 Did he give you an internship at the stamford eagle-gazette? Did he give you an internship at the stamford eagle-gazette?
979 00:32:58,834 00:33:01,704 Yes, he did, but... and are you not editor of the Yale daily news? Yes, he did, but... and are you not editor of the Yale daily news?
980 00:33:01,734 00:33:03,060 Well, I am, actually, but it's the Well, I am, actually, but it's the
981 00:33:03,072 00:33:04,804 impression he left that he gave me my start. impression he left that he gave me my start.
982 00:33:04,844 00:33:06,204 He did not give me my start. He did not give me my start.
983 00:33:06,244 00:33:08,514 Tell her if a correction's not appropriate, Tell her if a correction's not appropriate,
984 00:33:08,544 00:33:09,844 maybe a clarification is. maybe a clarification is.
985 00:33:09,874 00:33:11,644 That's dumb. Doesn't hurt to ask. That's dumb. Doesn't hurt to ask.
986 00:33:11,684 00:33:13,544 Hello? Sorry. I got distracted. Hello? Sorry. I got distracted.
987 00:33:13,584 00:33:15,054 Um, here's the thing... Um, here's the thing...
988 00:33:15,084 00:33:18,114 Mitchum is depicting me as one of the feathers in his cap. Mitchum is depicting me as one of the feathers in his cap.
989 00:33:18,154 00:33:19,524 I am not one of his feathers. I am not one of his feathers.
990 00:33:19,554 00:33:21,024 Yes, but here's our thing... Yes, but here's our thing...
991 00:33:21,054 00:33:22,694 We can't print corrections to impressions. We can't print corrections to impressions.
992 00:33:22,724 00:33:23,954 That would be chaos. That would be chaos.
993 00:33:23,994 00:33:25,924 Even if the impression is wildly misleading? Even if the impression is wildly misleading?
994 00:33:25,964 00:33:28,294 Again, that's an impression. We don't correct impressions. Again, that's an impression. We don't correct impressions.
995 00:33:28,324 00:33:30,294 I see. I see.
996 00:33:30,334 00:33:32,664 What about a clarification? Good girl. What about a clarification? Good girl.
997 00:33:32,704 00:33:33,534 We don't do those either. We don't do those either.
998 00:33:33,564 00:33:34,234 I see. I see.
999 00:33:34,264 00:33:36,034 I really need to run. I really need to run.
1000 00:33:36,074 00:33:38,544 It's just gonna bug me forever that he put this out there. It's just gonna bug me forever that he put this out there.
1001 00:33:38,574 00:33:39,674 That's showbiz. That's showbiz.
1002 00:33:39,704 00:33:42,244 Okay, you're right. Okay, you're right.
1003 00:33:42,274 00:33:43,744 I mean, I guess it's gonna be I mean, I guess it's gonna be
1004 00:33:43,774 00:33:45,143 in people's recycling bins by tonight in people's recycling bins by tonight
1005 00:33:45,183 00:33:46,813 and totally forgotten by tomorrow, right? and totally forgotten by tomorrow, right?
1006 00:33:46,843 00:33:48,983 Actually, I always hope that the stuff I work so hard on Actually, I always hope that the stuff I work so hard on
1007 00:33:49,013 00:33:50,783 isn't just totally forgotten the next day. isn't just totally forgotten the next day.
1008 00:33:50,813 00:33:53,783 Oh, yeah, well, me too. I mean, back at you, sister. Oh, yeah, well, me too. I mean, back at you, sister.
1009 00:33:53,823 00:33:55,253 Um, thank you for your time. Um, thank you for your time.
1010 00:33:55,293 00:33:56,993 Wait, wait. Could you hold on a second, please? Wait, wait. Could you hold on a second, please?
1011 00:33:57,023 00:33:58,563 What? What?
1012 00:33:58,593 00:34:00,323 Ask her if there are any internships available. Ask her if there are any internships available.
1013 00:34:00,363 00:34:02,293 Ugh! Thank you for your time. Ugh! Thank you for your time.
1014 00:34:05,103 00:34:06,833 I tell him to clear the plates, and he's like, "I'm tired. I tell him to clear the plates, and he's like, "I'm tired.
1015 00:34:06,863 00:34:08,903 I've been on my feet all day." I've been on my feet all day."
1016 00:34:08,933 00:34:11,273 And I'm like, "I don't care if you've been on your feet all day" And I'm like, "I don't care if you've been on your feet all day"
1017 00:34:11,303 00:34:13,703 "at that crappy job that doesn't pay enough "at that crappy job that doesn't pay enough
1018 00:34:13,743 00:34:16,043 that we can even go to dollywood once in a while." that we can even go to dollywood once in a while."
1019 00:34:16,073 00:34:19,843 Yeah, that's not good... Not going to dollywood. Yeah, that's not good... Not going to dollywood.
1020 00:34:19,883 00:34:21,143 It's rude. It's rude.
1021 00:34:21,183 00:34:23,183 He could have taken one of his city tests, He could have taken one of his city tests,
1022 00:34:23,213 00:34:25,653 and maybe he could have been a cop or something... and maybe he could have been a cop or something...
1023 00:34:25,683 00:34:27,583 Not that he could fire a gun straight. Not that he could fire a gun straight.
1024 00:34:27,623 00:34:31,253 I kick his ass at the shooting range every time. I kick his ass at the shooting range every time.
1025 00:34:31,293 00:34:34,192 Yeah, the yin of it, the Yang of it. Yeah, the yin of it, the Yang of it.
1026 00:34:34,222 00:34:35,592 Liz? Liz?
1027 00:34:35,632 00:34:37,232 Oh, hey, big brother. Oh, hey, big brother.
1028 00:34:37,262 00:34:38,932 Excuse me, girls. Excuse me, girls.
1029 00:34:41,802 00:34:43,372 Um, who are they? Um, who are they?
1030 00:34:43,402 00:34:46,272 They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with. They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with.
1031 00:34:46,302 00:34:47,902 They're horrible! They're horrible!
1032 00:34:47,942 00:34:49,972 All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch.
1033 00:34:50,012 00:34:51,842 I'd have left every one of them, too. I'd have left every one of them, too.
1034 00:34:51,882 00:34:54,712 So, Liz... Look at me. Now, listen. So, Liz... Look at me. Now, listen.
1035 00:34:54,752 00:34:56,112 I'm listening. I'm listening.
1036 00:34:56,152 00:34:59,622 You are gonna be a great mother to this kid. You are gonna be a great mother to this kid.
1037 00:34:59,652 00:35:00,322 What? What?
1038 00:35:00,352 00:35:01,952 You heard me. You heard me.
1039 00:35:01,992 00:35:03,352 You're in the best shape you've ever been. You're in the best shape you've ever been.
1040 00:35:03,392 00:35:05,222 You've got money. Jess turned out fine. You've got money. Jess turned out fine.
1041 00:35:05,262 00:35:07,992 Your son turned out fine. He's doing great. Your son turned out fine. He's doing great.
1042 00:35:08,022 00:35:09,632 Yeah, but... Yeah, but...
1043 00:35:09,662 00:35:12,702 Put your fears aside. I know you can do this. Put your fears aside. I know you can do this.
1044 00:35:12,732 00:35:13,902 I'm scared. I'm scared.
1045 00:35:13,932 00:35:15,202 But you've got help. But you've got help.
1046 00:35:15,232 00:35:16,872 You've got a good man. He loves you. You've got a good man. He loves you.
1047 00:35:16,902 00:35:19,242 He's gonna be a great dad, if you let him. He's gonna be a great dad, if you let him.
1048 00:35:19,272 00:35:21,672 If he'll forgive me. If he'll forgive me.
1049 00:35:27,081 00:35:28,651 T.j. T.j.
1050 00:35:28,681 00:35:30,281 He was too afraid to come inside. He was too afraid to come inside.
1051 00:35:30,311 00:35:31,821 He's not wearing a jacket. He's not wearing a jacket.
1052 00:35:31,851 00:35:33,221 I told him to bring a jacket. I told him to bring a jacket.
1053 00:35:33,251 00:35:34,921 He's always forgetting his jacket. He's always forgetting his jacket.
1054 00:35:34,951 00:35:37,791 Alright, he needs you, you need him... now go to him. Alright, he needs you, you need him... now go to him.
1055 00:35:37,821 00:35:42,231 Make up, go home, okay? Go home with t.J. Make up, go home, okay? Go home with t.J.
1056 00:35:42,261 00:35:44,761 Thanks, Luke. Thanks, Luke.
1057 00:35:47,101 00:35:48,361 Woman: Where are you going, Liz? Woman: Where are you going, Liz?
1058 00:35:48,401 00:35:49,931 My man's here. My man's here.
1059 00:35:49,971 00:35:53,341 Oh, yeah. Looks like a real winner. Oh, yeah. Looks like a real winner.
1060 00:35:53,371 00:35:54,441 So, can I get you ladies anything... So, can I get you ladies anything...
1061 00:35:54,471 00:35:56,341 Compassion, perspective? Compassion, perspective?
1062 00:36:10,351 00:36:12,260 [ Sighs ] Okay, mom, what's next? [ Sighs ] Okay, mom, what's next?
1063 00:36:12,290 00:36:13,760 You don't have to say it like that. You don't have to say it like that.
1064 00:36:13,790 00:36:14,890 I just spent the last hour and a half I just spent the last hour and a half
1065 00:36:14,930 00:36:16,230 watching you get a manicure. watching you get a manicure.
1066 00:36:16,260 00:36:18,230 It's my standing appointment, Lorelai. It's my standing appointment, Lorelai.
1067 00:36:18,260 00:36:19,730 Except I was the one standing Except I was the one standing
1068 00:36:19,760 00:36:21,230 'cause there weren't enough seats. 'cause there weren't enough seats.
1069 00:36:21,260 00:36:23,230 If I'd missed that appointment, If I'd missed that appointment,
1070 00:36:23,270 00:36:25,470 I'd be walking around with hobo hands. I'd be walking around with hobo hands.
1071 00:36:25,500 00:36:27,900 Now, stop being so surly. This is the last stop. Now, stop being so surly. This is the last stop.
1072 00:36:27,940 00:36:30,010 Great. You realize we're in beacon falls? Great. You realize we're in beacon falls?
1073 00:36:30,040 00:36:31,410 So what? So what?
1074 00:36:31,440 00:36:33,280 We've driven almost as far as stars hollow. We've driven almost as far as stars hollow.
1075 00:36:33,310 00:36:35,180 Now I'll have to drive you all the way back to Hartford. Now I'll have to drive you all the way back to Hartford.
1076 00:36:35,210 00:36:36,410 Well, I'm sorry, Lorelai. Well, I'm sorry, Lorelai.
1077 00:36:36,450 00:36:38,250 Next time I have some sort of illness, Next time I have some sort of illness,
1078 00:36:38,280 00:36:39,920 you can put me on an iceberg and float me out to sea. you can put me on an iceberg and float me out to sea.
1079 00:36:39,950 00:36:41,420 This is a real-estate office. This is a real-estate office.
1080 00:36:41,450 00:36:44,450 What errand do you have to run at a real-estate office? What errand do you have to run at a real-estate office?
1081 00:36:44,490 00:36:47,820 Are you coming? Am I coming with you to the real-estate office? Are you coming? Am I coming with you to the real-estate office?
1082 00:36:47,860 00:36:49,190 Lock the door. I'm leaving my bananas here. Lock the door. I'm leaving my bananas here.
1083 00:36:49,230 00:36:52,060 Mom, why are we going to a real-estate office? Mom, why are we going to a real-estate office?
1084 00:36:52,100 00:36:53,930 Mom! Ugh! Mom! Ugh!
1085 00:36:58,170 00:37:01,769 Excuse me. I'm... Emily? Excuse me. I'm... Emily?
1086 00:37:01,809 00:37:04,809 Lorene, hi. I'm sorry if we're late. Lorene, hi. I'm sorry if we're late.
1087 00:37:04,839 00:37:06,239 I had this awful surgery yesterday, I had this awful surgery yesterday,
1088 00:37:06,279 00:37:07,739 and today has been a nightmare. and today has been a nightmare.
1089 00:37:07,779 00:37:09,009 Oh, I hope you're feeling alright. Oh, I hope you're feeling alright.
1090 00:37:09,049 00:37:10,449 Oh, she's fine. Oh, she's fine.
1091 00:37:10,479 00:37:12,979 Dragging that cross around made her a little tired. Dragging that cross around made her a little tired.
1092 00:37:13,019 00:37:14,419 Lorene, this is my daughter, Lorelai. Lorene, this is my daughter, Lorelai.
1093 00:37:14,449 00:37:16,449 She has headaches, and that tends to make her babble. She has headaches, and that tends to make her babble.
1094 00:37:16,489 00:37:17,819 Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get you some aspirin? Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get you some aspirin?
1095 00:37:17,849 00:37:19,119 Oh, no, thanks. I'm okay. Oh, no, thanks. I'm okay.
1096 00:37:19,159 00:37:20,859 I've had the headache for 38 years. I've had the headache for 38 years.
1097 00:37:20,889 00:37:22,489 We are anxious to see those pictures. We are anxious to see those pictures.
1098 00:37:22,529 00:37:23,489 What pictures? What pictures?
1099 00:37:23,529 00:37:25,129 Alright. Well, follow me. Alright. Well, follow me.
1100 00:37:25,159 00:37:27,029 I have the whole presentation ready for you. I have the whole presentation ready for you.
1101 00:37:27,059 00:37:28,159 What presentation? What presentation?
1102 00:37:28,199 00:37:29,529 Lorene, how are your twins? Lorene, how are your twins?
1103 00:37:29,569 00:37:31,469 They are going to be seniors next fall. They are going to be seniors next fall.
1104 00:37:31,499 00:37:33,139 They grow up so fast, don't they? They grow up so fast, don't they?
1105 00:37:33,169 00:37:35,209 Like weeds. What presentation are we looking at? Like weeds. What presentation are we looking at?
1106 00:37:35,239 00:37:36,809 Here we are. Here we are.
1107 00:37:36,839 00:37:38,979 So, I talked to the owner, So, I talked to the owner,
1108 00:37:39,009 00:37:41,339 and he said that they would be willing to throw in and he said that they would be willing to throw in
1109 00:37:41,379 00:37:44,349 any of the furniture or appliances that we might like... any of the furniture or appliances that we might like...
1110 00:37:44,379 00:37:45,779 Completely up to you. Completely up to you.
1111 00:37:45,819 00:37:47,279 Well, that's wonderful. Well, that's wonderful.
1112 00:37:47,319 00:37:50,048 Why is throwing in furniture and appliances wonderful, mom? Why is throwing in furniture and appliances wonderful, mom?
1113 00:37:50,088 00:37:51,388 Go on, lorene. Go on, lorene.
1114 00:37:51,418 00:37:53,218 Anyhow, the pictures are pretty complete, Anyhow, the pictures are pretty complete,
1115 00:37:53,258 00:37:55,558 but I can get us in this weekend but I can get us in this weekend
1116 00:37:55,588 00:37:57,428 if you would like to take a closer look yourself. if you would like to take a closer look yourself.
1117 00:37:57,458 00:37:59,398 Do you, mom? Do you want to take a closer look? Do you, mom? Do you want to take a closer look?
1118 00:37:59,428 00:38:01,158 This is only the second time This is only the second time
1119 00:38:01,198 00:38:03,998 that this house has been on the market in 100 years. that this house has been on the market in 100 years.
1120 00:38:04,028 00:38:08,038 It's got 5 bedrooms, 4 1/2 baths with a library, a sun porch. It's got 5 bedrooms, 4 1/2 baths with a library, a sun porch.
1121 00:38:08,068 00:38:09,438 It's on 3 acres It's on 3 acres
1122 00:38:09,468 00:38:12,078 with a very small what they call a fishing hole, with a very small what they call a fishing hole,
1123 00:38:12,108 00:38:14,878 which is really a little pond, but it's very charming, which is really a little pond, but it's very charming,
1124 00:38:14,908 00:38:16,408 and it has stables for horses. and it has stables for horses.
1125 00:38:16,448 00:38:17,308 I thought so. I thought so.
1126 00:38:17,348 00:38:19,078 The roof is in good shape, The roof is in good shape,
1127 00:38:19,118 00:38:21,988 but I think that the plumbing will need some updating. but I think that the plumbing will need some updating.
1128 00:38:22,018 00:38:23,948 But the sellers are motivated, But the sellers are motivated,
1129 00:38:23,988 00:38:26,518 and I think it's a pretty special property. and I think it's a pretty special property.
1130 00:38:26,558 00:38:29,188 I do, too. Don't you? I do, too. Don't you?
1131 00:38:29,228 00:38:31,488 Lorelai? Are you breathing? Lorelai? Are you breathing?
1132 00:38:31,528 00:38:33,228 Why are you looking at this house, mom? Why are you looking at this house, mom?
1133 00:38:33,258 00:38:35,228 Would you give us a minute? Would you give us a minute?
1134 00:38:35,268 00:38:38,937 Of course. I'll be right over here if you need me. Of course. I'll be right over here if you need me.
1135 00:38:38,967 00:38:40,567 Well, what do you think? Well, what do you think?
1136 00:38:40,597 00:38:43,837 Mom, please, tell me what is going on. Mom, please, tell me what is going on.
1137 00:38:43,867 00:38:45,537 I will tell you what's going on I will tell you what's going on
1138 00:38:45,577 00:38:47,877 as soon as you tell me honestly what you think of this house. as soon as you tell me honestly what you think of this house.
1139 00:38:47,907 00:38:50,607 I think it's fine. "Fine"?! I think it's fine. "Fine"?!
1140 00:38:50,647 00:38:52,917 Mom, it doesn't look like your type of house at all. Mom, it doesn't look like your type of house at all.
1141 00:38:52,947 00:38:54,917 I did not ask if you thought it was my type of house. I did not ask if you thought it was my type of house.
1142 00:38:54,947 00:38:56,317 I asked what you thought of the house. I asked what you thought of the house.
1143 00:38:56,347 00:39:00,087 Well, I think it's a beautiful house. Well, I think it's a beautiful house.
1144 00:39:00,117 00:39:01,357 So do I. So do I.
1145 00:39:01,387 00:39:03,157 You already have a beautiful house, mom. You already have a beautiful house, mom.
1146 00:39:03,187 00:39:05,327 This house is not for me. It's for you. This house is not for me. It's for you.
1147 00:39:05,357 00:39:06,157 Me? Me?
1148 00:39:06,197 00:39:07,457 You and Luke. You and Luke.
1149 00:39:07,497 00:39:09,427 Now, before you get your nose out of joint Now, before you get your nose out of joint
1150 00:39:09,467 00:39:11,367 and accuse me of interfering, hear me out. and accuse me of interfering, hear me out.
1151 00:39:11,397 00:39:13,397 I think your house is very nice. I think your house is very nice.
1152 00:39:13,437 00:39:15,867 I know you've put a lot of work into it. I know you've put a lot of work into it.
1153 00:39:15,907 00:39:17,867 But, Lorelai, it's too small for the two of you, But, Lorelai, it's too small for the two of you,
1154 00:39:17,907 00:39:19,407 especially when you have children... especially when you have children...
1155 00:39:19,437 00:39:21,407 If you have children, I mean. If you have children, I mean.
1156 00:39:21,437 00:39:24,047 A man needs his own space and room, A man needs his own space and room,
1157 00:39:24,077 00:39:26,216 and Luke does not have that at your house. and Luke does not have that at your house.
1158 00:39:26,246 00:39:28,516 Also, I know you've always wanted horses, Also, I know you've always wanted horses,
1159 00:39:28,546 00:39:31,046 so I thought something with a little property might be nice. so I thought something with a little property might be nice.
1160 00:39:31,086 00:39:34,356 Now, I know it's not actually in stars hollow, Now, I know it's not actually in stars hollow,
1161 00:39:34,386 00:39:36,356 but it's right on the border. but it's right on the border.
1162 00:39:36,386 00:39:38,526 It's only an extra 10 minutes to the inn It's only an extra 10 minutes to the inn
1163 00:39:38,556 00:39:40,556 and an extra 5 minutes to the diner. and an extra 5 minutes to the diner.
1164 00:39:40,596 00:39:42,526 Plus I did a little nosing around, Plus I did a little nosing around,
1165 00:39:42,566 00:39:44,896 and I heard that if you grease the palm and I heard that if you grease the palm
1166 00:39:44,936 00:39:47,066 of the stars hollow zoning commissioner, of the stars hollow zoning commissioner,
1167 00:39:47,096 00:39:49,666 a man named Taylor doose, a man named Taylor doose,
1168 00:39:49,706 00:39:52,006 you can get him to change property lines, you can get him to change property lines,
1169 00:39:52,036 00:39:54,006 so we can give you a stars hollow address so we can give you a stars hollow address
1170 00:39:54,036 00:39:56,206 if it's really important to you. if it's really important to you.
1171 00:39:56,246 00:39:58,576 You want to buy us a house? You want to buy us a house?
1172 00:39:58,606 00:40:02,116 Well, I know you're not going to let me give you a wedding, Well, I know you're not going to let me give you a wedding,
1173 00:40:02,146 00:40:03,946 so I thought a house would do. so I thought a house would do.
1174 00:40:03,986 00:40:05,956 All that running around stars hollow, All that running around stars hollow,
1175 00:40:05,986 00:40:08,156 you and dad were looking for a house for me? you and dad were looking for a house for me?
1176 00:40:08,186 00:40:10,486 You didn't think we wanted to live there, did you? You didn't think we wanted to live there, did you?
1177 00:40:10,526 00:40:13,226 Small-town charm is good for a weekend, Lorelai, Small-town charm is good for a weekend, Lorelai,
1178 00:40:13,256 00:40:15,595 but I have no interest in having a next-door neighbor but I have no interest in having a next-door neighbor
1179 00:40:15,625 00:40:17,395 walk in with a pie, wanting to chat. walk in with a pie, wanting to chat.
1180 00:40:17,425 00:40:19,935 I would kill myself and my neighbors. I would kill myself and my neighbors.
1181 00:40:19,965 00:40:22,335 Now, I'm sure Luke will need some convincing. Now, I'm sure Luke will need some convincing.
1182 00:40:22,365 00:40:24,035 He doesn't look like the kind of man He doesn't look like the kind of man
1183 00:40:24,065 00:40:26,535 who willingly takes extravagant gifts from people, who willingly takes extravagant gifts from people,
1184 00:40:26,575 00:40:29,245 so I've concocted a few good lies we can tell him. so I've concocted a few good lies we can tell him.
1185 00:40:29,275 00:40:32,345 It's for his own good, and once the two of you in the house... It's for his own good, and once the two of you in the house...
1186 00:40:32,375 00:40:33,615 It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.
1187 00:40:33,645 00:40:36,585 What? Well, of course it will. What? Well, of course it will.
1188 00:40:36,615 00:40:39,315 If we have to pay more than the asking price, If we have to pay more than the asking price,
1189 00:40:39,355 00:40:41,355 your father and I are totally prepared... your father and I are totally prepared...
1190 00:40:41,385 00:40:45,525 Luke and I... the wedding... Luke and I... the wedding...
1191 00:40:45,555 00:40:47,325 It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.
1192 00:40:48,725 00:40:50,495 What? What?
1193 00:40:53,665 00:40:55,335 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
1194 00:41:08,744 00:41:10,044 Sookie: Jackson! Sookie: Jackson!
1195 00:41:10,084 00:41:12,154 Jackson: Keep up. Stop trotting. Jackson: Keep up. Stop trotting.
1196 00:41:12,184 00:41:13,314 We're on a mission here. We're on a mission here.
1197 00:41:13,354 00:41:14,754 The faster we move, The faster we move,
1198 00:41:14,784 00:41:17,584 the more chance there is we'll draw attention. the more chance there is we'll draw attention.
1199 00:41:17,624 00:41:20,254 No, the slower we move, the more time there is No, the slower we move, the more time there is
1200 00:41:20,294 00:41:22,424 to have people's attention drawn to us. to have people's attention drawn to us.
1201 00:41:22,464 00:41:23,394 I'm toting heavy bags here. I'm toting heavy bags here.
1202 00:41:23,424 00:41:24,624 Don't say that out loud. Don't say that out loud.
1203 00:41:24,664 00:41:26,464 I didn't say what was in the bag. I didn't say what was in the bag.
1204 00:41:26,494 00:41:29,104 And not saying what's in the bag is going to make people think And not saying what's in the bag is going to make people think
1205 00:41:29,134 00:41:30,604 we have something in it we're hiding. we have something in it we're hiding.
1206 00:41:30,634 00:41:32,034 Narcs! Narcs!
1207 00:41:35,574 00:41:38,344 What the hell are the Petersons doing out this late? What the hell are the Petersons doing out this late?
1208 00:41:38,374 00:41:40,774 They're bad. They're bad people. They're bad. They're bad people.
1209 00:41:40,814 00:41:43,184 Said the people trying to ditch a kilo of weed. Said the people trying to ditch a kilo of weed.
1210 00:41:43,214 00:41:44,684 Sookie, the code word! Sookie, the code word!
1211 00:41:44,714 00:41:47,614 Pickles, pickles! I know... the pickles! Pickles, pickles! I know... the pickles!
1212 00:41:47,654 00:41:50,124 Let's just get rid of this and go home. Let's just get rid of this and go home.
1213 00:41:50,154 00:41:51,684 [ Grunting ] [ Grunting ]
1214 00:41:51,724 00:41:53,123 Oh, god. Oh, god.
1215 00:41:53,153 00:41:54,353 Oh, hey, you two. What's up? Oh, hey, you two. What's up?
1216 00:41:54,393 00:41:55,623 Nothing. Nothing's going on here. Nothing. Nothing's going on here.
1217 00:41:55,663 00:41:57,423 I just got the most incredible news. I just got the most incredible news.
1218 00:41:57,463 00:41:59,633 A tour manager was walking around town, and he heard me, A tour manager was walking around town, and he heard me,
1219 00:41:59,663 00:42:01,293 and he asked me to open for Neil young and he asked me to open for Neil young
1220 00:42:01,333 00:42:02,603 on a bunch of east coast dates. on a bunch of east coast dates.
1221 00:42:02,633 00:42:04,433 Great. See you. Great. See you.
1222 00:42:04,463 00:42:05,503 That was close. That was close.
1223 00:42:05,533 00:42:07,303 Does Neil toke? Does Neil toke?
1224 00:42:07,333 00:42:10,103 We could give all of this to the town troubadour to give to him. We could give all of this to the town troubadour to give to him.
1225 00:42:10,143 00:42:11,743 I think if he tokes, he's already got a connection. I think if he tokes, he's already got a connection.
1226 00:42:11,773 00:42:13,143 Of course. He's Neil young. Of course. He's Neil young.
1227 00:42:13,173 00:42:14,273 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
1228 00:42:14,313 00:42:16,213 Reverend Skinner. Rabbi moranz. Reverend Skinner. Rabbi moranz.
1229 00:42:16,243 00:42:17,413 Hello, you two. Hello, you two.
1230 00:42:17,443 00:42:18,583 What are you doing out this late? What are you doing out this late?
1231 00:42:18,613 00:42:20,413 Yeah, what are you doing out this late? Yeah, what are you doing out this late?
1232 00:42:20,453 00:42:22,753 Archie and I like to take a stroll around town at night. Archie and I like to take a stroll around town at night.
1233 00:42:22,783 00:42:24,383 Good time to talk about philosophy. Good time to talk about philosophy.
1234 00:42:24,423 00:42:25,793 Good time to talk about god. Good time to talk about god.
1235 00:42:25,823 00:42:27,453 Yes, it's a great time to talk about god. Yes, it's a great time to talk about god.
1236 00:42:27,493 00:42:28,793 He's a good guy, that god. He's a good guy, that god.
1237 00:42:28,823 00:42:31,693 Would you like to join us? No! No! Would you like to join us? No! No!
1238 00:42:31,723 00:42:33,133 We're going to hell. We're going to hell.
1239 00:42:33,163 00:42:34,733 Just keep running. Just keep running.
1240 00:42:34,763 00:42:35,803 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
1241 00:42:35,833 00:42:36,833 Who is it? Who is it?
1242 00:42:36,863 00:42:39,433 Lorelai: Me. Lorelai: Me.
1243 00:42:39,473 00:42:40,733 Oh. Hey. Oh. Hey.
1244 00:42:40,773 00:42:42,202 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
1245 00:42:42,242 00:42:43,102 Can I come in? Can I come in?
1246 00:42:43,142 00:42:44,342 Of course. Of course.
1247 00:42:44,372 00:42:47,612 Come on in. Can we get you something? Come on in. Can we get you something?
1248 00:42:47,642 00:42:49,642 Um, no, thanks. Um, no, thanks.
1249 00:42:49,682 00:42:52,182 I just need to hang out for a while. I just need to hang out for a while.
1250 00:42:52,212 00:42:53,382 Sit, honey. Sit, honey.
1251 00:42:53,412 00:42:54,512 Yeah, sit. Yeah, sit.
1252 00:42:54,552 00:42:57,752 Thanks. Thanks.
1253 00:42:57,782 00:42:59,792 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1254 00:42:59,822 00:43:01,692 [ Inhales ] [ Inhales ]
1255 00:43:01,722 00:43:04,292 [ Exhales deeply ] [ Exhales deeply ]
1256 00:43:11,802 00:43:13,502 What's that smell? What's that smell?
1257 00:43:13,532 00:43:15,072 68 pounds of marijuana. 68 pounds of marijuana.
1258 00:43:16,342 00:43:17,542 Mmm. Mmm.