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1 | 00:09:34,409 | 00:09:37,308 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
2 | 00:09:34,439 | 00:09:36,379 | Had to deduct .3 for all the screaming and bleeding. | Had to deduct .3 for all the screaming and bleeding. |
3 | 00:09:34,449 | 00:09:36,479 | Why don't you let the vegetables simmer for a while? | Why don't you let the vegetables simmer for a while? |
4 | 00:09:34,619 | 00:09:36,558 | So, anyhow, there you go. | So, anyhow, there you go. |
5 | 00:09:35,299 | 00:09:36,838 | I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm his girlfriend. | I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm his girlfriend. |
6 | 00:09:35,679 | 00:09:37,148 | That's him. | That's him. |
7 | 00:09:35,729 | 00:09:37,898 | squinting at historical documents. | squinting at historical documents. |
8 | 00:09:35,849 | 00:09:39,178 | No, Luke, it's fine. I'm glad you called. | No, Luke, it's fine. I'm glad you called. |
9 | 00:09:36,409 | 00:09:38,108 | What about his family? | What about his family? |
10 | 00:09:36,519 | 00:09:37,648 | I'll look after them. | I'll look after them. |
11 | 00:09:36,588 | 00:09:39,827 | Look at you, diving into fatherhood. I'm doing my best. | Look at you, diving into fatherhood. I'm doing my best. |
12 | 00:09:36,868 | 00:09:38,468 | I'm Dr. Schultz. | I'm Dr. Schultz. |
13 | 00:09:37,178 | 00:09:40,747 | Is there anything else I did that I need to know about? | Is there anything else I did that I need to know about? |
14 | 00:09:37,338 | 00:09:39,847 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
15 | 00:09:37,688 | 00:09:39,427 | Sure, Sookie. | Sure, Sookie. |
16 | 00:09:37,928 | 00:09:40,367 | That's what it is... Constitution face. | That's what it is... Constitution face. |
17 | 00:09:38,138 | 00:09:40,207 | Honor is on her honeymoon in mykonos, trying to get back, | Honor is on her honeymoon in mykonos, trying to get back, |
18 | 00:09:38,168 | 00:09:41,947 | ♪ we've had 40 years | ♪ we've had 40 years |
19 | 00:09:38,498 | 00:09:40,797 | How is he? Is he gonna be okay? | How is he? Is he gonna be okay? |
20 | 00:09:39,218 | 00:09:40,977 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
21 | 00:09:39,447 | 00:09:42,416 | Sorry, Fred. I'm not myself this morning. | Sorry, Fred. I'm not myself this morning. |
22 | 00:09:39,857 | 00:09:41,557 | So, tomorrow, huh? You prepared for all that? | So, tomorrow, huh? You prepared for all that? |
23 | 00:09:39,877 | 00:09:43,316 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
24 | 00:09:40,237 | 00:09:41,837 | and Logan's mom checked herself | and Logan's mom checked herself |
25 | 00:09:40,397 | 00:09:41,697 | I brought you something. | I brought you something. |
26 | 00:09:40,787 | 00:09:41,887 | I told you everything. | I told you everything. |
27 | 00:09:40,837 | 00:09:43,736 | I'm sorry, but I really can't get into the specifics. | I'm sorry, but I really can't get into the specifics. |
28 | 00:09:41,027 | 00:09:42,656 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
29 | 00:09:41,597 | 00:09:42,556 | Sure. Why? | Sure. Why? |
30 | 00:09:41,727 | 00:09:43,726 | Oh, did you steal me the constitution? | Oh, did you steal me the constitution? |
31 | 00:09:41,877 | 00:09:44,186 | into some sort of spa in Arizona the moment she heard. | into some sort of spa in Arizona the moment she heard. |
32 | 00:09:41,917 | 00:09:43,316 | Now, if you'll excuse me, | Now, if you'll excuse me, |
33 | 00:09:41,967 | 00:09:43,896 | I will get that for you. | I will get that for you. |
34 | 00:09:42,456 | 00:09:44,716 | So, now, what did I do in front of the camera? | So, now, what did I do in front of the camera? |
35 | 00:09:42,596 | 00:09:44,266 | If you need a consultant, | If you need a consultant, |
36 | 00:09:43,346 | 00:09:45,016 | I'm gonna go and be nauseous out front for a while. | I'm gonna go and be nauseous out front for a while. |
37 | 00:09:43,766 | 00:09:45,965 | 'Cause that could be the start of a really dumb movie. | 'Cause that could be the start of a really dumb movie. |
38 | 00:09:43,776 | 00:09:46,545 | Well, he's out of the I.C.U., so that's good, right? | Well, he's out of the I.C.U., so that's good, right? |
39 | 00:09:43,936 | 00:09:46,435 | Caesar, why am I still finding bananas in the fridge? | Caesar, why am I still finding bananas in the fridge? |
40 | 00:09:44,206 | 00:09:46,305 | When the going gets tough, the tough get hot-rock massages. | When the going gets tough, the tough get hot-rock massages. |
41 | 00:09:44,296 | 00:09:47,065 | I have thrown some rockin' preteen parties in my time. | I have thrown some rockin' preteen parties in my time. |
42 | 00:09:44,756 | 00:09:46,585 | When you spotted the videographer, | When you spotted the videographer, |
43 | 00:09:45,056 | 00:09:46,385 | Excellent. | Excellent. |
44 | 00:09:45,625 | 00:09:46,765 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
45 | 00:09:45,995 | 00:09:47,525 | It's from amish country. | It's from amish country. |
46 | 00:09:46,345 | 00:09:47,905 | What about mitchum? | What about mitchum? |
47 | 00:09:46,415 | 00:09:50,114 | Supercool party people bid you supercool adieu! | Supercool party people bid you supercool adieu! |
48 | 00:09:46,465 | 00:09:49,104 | You wanted me to take all the bananas out of the fridge? | You wanted me to take all the bananas out of the fridge? |
49 | 00:09:46,575 | 00:09:47,575 | They wouldn't have moved him up here | They wouldn't have moved him up here |
50 | 00:09:46,625 | 00:09:48,484 | you got suddenly very excited | you got suddenly very excited |
51 | 00:09:47,095 | 00:09:48,994 | Of course, I didn't have a deep fryer. | Of course, I didn't have a deep fryer. |
52 | 00:09:47,345 | 00:09:49,714 | excuse me, I'm looking for Logan huntzberger. | excuse me, I'm looking for Logan huntzberger. |
53 | 00:09:47,565 | 00:09:49,564 | These little amish girls handmake them. | These little amish girls handmake them. |
54 | 00:09:47,605 | 00:09:49,464 | unless he was recovering. | unless he was recovering. |
55 | 00:09:47,945 | 00:09:49,914 | We left word but haven't heard anything. | We left word but haven't heard anything. |
56 | 00:09:47,995 | 00:09:49,664 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
57 | 00:09:48,524 | 00:09:51,423 | to film your audition tape for "america's next top model." | to film your audition tape for "america's next top model." |
58 | 00:09:49,034 | 00:09:51,503 | I think I can handle it. I'll put up some decorations. | I think I can handle it. I'll put up some decorations. |
59 | 00:09:49,134 | 00:09:50,474 | When I said, "remove the bananas," | When I said, "remove the bananas," |
60 | 00:09:49,514 | 00:09:51,313 | Sorry, really. | Sorry, really. |
61 | 00:09:49,604 | 00:09:51,503 | Oh, it's adorable. | Oh, it's adorable. |
62 | 00:09:49,694 | 00:09:52,163 | Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head? | Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head? |
63 | 00:09:49,754 | 00:09:51,753 | Excuse me, can you help me find Logan... | Excuse me, can you help me find Logan... |
64 | 00:09:49,944 | 00:09:51,473 | But we've come up with a plan | But we've come up with a plan |
65 | 00:09:50,154 | 00:09:52,963 | That's how you were saying goodbye to people. | That's how you were saying goodbye to people. |
66 | 00:09:50,504 | 00:09:52,203 | I was referring to all the bananas. | I was referring to all the bananas. |
67 | 00:09:51,343 | 00:09:54,552 | But he's had surgery, right? Does he need more surgery? | But he's had surgery, right? Does he need more surgery? |
68 | 00:09:51,463 | 00:09:54,732 | Oh, my god! I thought that was a dream. It wasn't. | Oh, my god! I thought that was a dream. It wasn't. |
69 | 00:09:51,513 | 00:09:53,812 | to get around the whole "family only gets information" thing. | to get around the whole "family only gets information" thing. |
70 | 00:09:51,533 | 00:09:53,063 | Look, Patty, an amish voodoo doll. | Look, Patty, an amish voodoo doll. |
71 | 00:09:51,533 | 00:09:54,272 | I've ordered some balloons. I got a great cake place. | I've ordered some balloons. I got a great cake place. |
72 | 00:09:51,783 | 00:09:53,623 | Sorry, this isn't my floor. | Sorry, this isn't my floor. |
73 | 00:09:52,193 | 00:09:53,992 | No. I want there to be. | No. I want there to be. |
74 | 00:09:52,243 | 00:09:54,242 | Otherwise, I would have said "some of the bananas." | Otherwise, I would have said "some of the bananas." |
75 | 00:09:52,993 | 00:09:54,332 | Super. | Super. |
76 | 00:09:53,103 | 00:09:54,772 | I love it. | I love it. |
77 | 00:09:53,133 | 00:09:54,162 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
78 | 00:09:53,653 | 00:09:56,821 | Excuse me, can someone here help me find Logan huntzberger? | Excuse me, can someone here help me find Logan huntzberger? |
79 | 00:09:53,852 | 00:09:55,452 | We're adopting him. What? | We're adopting him. What? |
80 | 00:09:54,032 | 00:09:55,802 | There's an effect. I need a cause. | There's an effect. I need a cause. |
81 | 00:09:54,202 | 00:09:55,102 | You haven't forgiven me. | You haven't forgiven me. |
82 | 00:09:54,272 | 00:09:56,072 | Hmm. What? | Hmm. What? |
83 | 00:09:54,302 | 00:09:56,132 | All good. | All good. |
84 | 00:09:54,582 | 00:09:55,752 | Because I can donate blood if you want. | Because I can donate blood if you want. |
85 | 00:09:54,762 | 00:09:56,861 | The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating? | The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating? |
86 | 00:09:54,802 | 00:09:56,871 | Hey, Luke, I'm still waiting on my cold banana. | Hey, Luke, I'm still waiting on my cold banana. |
87 | 00:09:55,132 | 00:09:56,432 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
88 | 00:09:55,482 | 00:09:56,851 | Logan will make a fine son. | Logan will make a fine son. |
89 | 00:09:55,782 | 00:09:57,421 | Miss. | Miss. |
90 | 00:09:55,832 | 00:09:58,271 | The cause was 10 giant shots of Tequila, sweetie. | The cause was 10 giant shots of Tequila, sweetie. |
91 | 00:09:56,112 | 00:09:57,911 | It's just that while I was running the place, | It's just that while I was running the place, |
92 | 00:09:56,172 | 00:09:58,401 | I'm just saying that Rory's birthday scavenger hunt of 1998 | I'm just saying that Rory's birthday scavenger hunt of 1998 |
93 | 00:09:56,192 | 00:10:00,030 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
94 | 00:09:56,472 | 00:09:57,311 | For the girls I was with when we were separated. | For the girls I was with when we were separated. |
95 | 00:09:56,851 | 00:09:59,421 | He was just transferred out of the I.C.U., room 713. | He was just transferred out of the I.C.U., room 713. |
96 | 00:09:56,881 | 00:09:58,281 | Of course, first we must be married. | Of course, first we must be married. |
97 | 00:09:56,891 | 00:09:58,531 | All caught on video | All caught on video |
98 | 00:09:56,901 | 00:09:58,331 | We don't serve cold bananas. | We don't serve cold bananas. |
99 | 00:09:57,341 | 00:09:58,611 | I said I forgive you. | I said I forgive you. |
100 | 00:09:57,451 | 00:10:00,420 | You can't tell me anything about what he has | You can't tell me anything about what he has |
101 | 00:09:57,941 | 00:10:00,010 | that was one of my innovations... cold bananas. | that was one of my innovations... cold bananas. |
102 | 00:09:58,301 | 00:10:00,170 | It makes me woozy just hearing that. | It makes me woozy just hearing that. |
103 | 00:09:58,321 | 00:10:00,160 | Naturally, darling. I'm very old-fashioned. | Naturally, darling. I'm very old-fashioned. |
104 | 00:09:58,371 | 00:10:00,040 | It's not a voodoo doll. | It's not a voodoo doll. |
105 | 00:09:58,441 | 00:10:01,370 | is still talked about in hushed, reverent tones. | is still talked about in hushed, reverent tones. |
106 | 00:09:58,561 | 00:10:00,360 | and several of Zach's buddie" camera phones. | and several of Zach's buddie" camera phones. |
107 | 00:09:58,641 | 00:10:00,310 | Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though. | Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though. |
108 | 00:09:59,461 | 00:10:00,690 | How is he? | How is he? |
109 | 00:10:00,050 | 00:10:03,489 | People really love them. I highly doubt that. And get rid of those scones. | People really love them. I highly doubt that. And get rid of those scones. |
110 | 00:10:00,060 | 00:10:05,169 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
111 | 00:10:00,070 | 00:10:02,999 | The amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them. | The amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them. |
112 | 00:10:00,190 | 00:10:02,359 | And even then, adopting as a gay couple is never easy. | And even then, adopting as a gay couple is never easy. |
113 | 00:10:00,200 | 00:10:02,869 | That's the price you pay for being the hit of Lane's wedding. | That's the price you pay for being the hit of Lane's wedding. |
114 | 00:10:00,340 | 00:10:02,100 | I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. | I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. |
115 | 00:10:00,400 | 00:10:01,630 | Why didn't you stop me? | Why didn't you stop me? |
116 | 00:10:00,450 | 00:10:02,819 | or what you've done or what's wrong... anything? | or what you've done or what's wrong... anything? |
117 | 00:10:00,720 | 00:10:02,529 | Are you family? I'm his girlfriend. | Are you family? I'm his girlfriend. |
118 | 00:10:01,410 | 00:10:03,879 | Is that the one where all the kids ended up at Taylor's | Is that the one where all the kids ended up at Taylor's |
119 | 00:10:01,670 | 00:10:03,539 | We all tried, but you were on a mission. | We all tried, but you were on a mission. |
120 | 00:10:02,140 | 00:10:02,799 | I know. | I know. |
121 | 00:10:02,389 | 00:10:03,429 | We just want to give love. | We just want to give love. |
122 | 00:10:02,559 | 00:10:04,659 | All I can tell you is that he's not conscious right now | All I can tell you is that he's not conscious right now |
123 | 00:10:02,839 | 00:10:03,809 | I see you. | I see you. |
124 | 00:10:02,849 | 00:10:04,559 | I'm sorry. It's hospital policy. | I'm sorry. It's hospital policy. |
125 | 00:10:02,899 | 00:10:04,829 | Hit? I was a raving lunatic. | Hit? I was a raving lunatic. |
126 | 00:10:03,039 | 00:10:04,839 | Oh, well, it's my doll now. | Oh, well, it's my doll now. |
127 | 00:10:03,459 | 00:10:05,228 | Oh, Finn. Oh, buttercup. | Oh, Finn. Oh, buttercup. |
128 | 00:10:03,519 | 00:10:06,128 | That's something else I wanted to talk to you about, Luke. | That's something else I wanted to talk to you about, Luke. |
129 | 00:10:03,569 | 00:10:06,638 | You kept saying, "I'm not here to make friends. I want to win." | You kept saying, "I'm not here to make friends. I want to win." |
130 | 00:10:03,839 | 00:10:05,438 | Logan's hurt. | Logan's hurt. |
131 | 00:10:03,909 | 00:10:06,038 | at 11:00 at night stealing stuff out of his fridge? | at 11:00 at night stealing stuff out of his fridge? |
132 | 00:10:04,589 | 00:10:07,018 | We're doing everything we can. | We're doing everything we can. |
133 | 00:10:04,689 | 00:10:06,658 | and that he's in serious but stable condition. | and that he's in serious but stable condition. |
134 | 00:10:04,869 | 00:10:06,068 | And that toast... [ Pan bangs ] | And that toast... [ Pan bangs ] |
135 | 00:10:04,879 | 00:10:06,948 | What the amish don't know won't hurt them. | What the amish don't know won't hurt them. |
136 | 00:10:05,199 | 00:10:09,067 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
137 | 00:10:05,258 | 00:10:07,268 | What the hell is wrong with you two? | What the hell is wrong with you two? |
138 | 00:10:05,478 | 00:10:08,317 | They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York. | They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York. |
139 | 00:10:06,078 | 00:10:08,048 | Shh! Hushed, reverent tones. | Shh! Hushed, reverent tones. |
140 | 00:10:06,108 | 00:10:08,247 | Oh, my god! Loudest sound ever. | Oh, my god! Loudest sound ever. |
141 | 00:10:06,148 | 00:10:07,818 | What? Your attitude. | What? Your attitude. |
142 | 00:10:06,668 | 00:10:07,898 | And then after that... | And then after that... |
143 | 00:10:06,698 | 00:10:09,297 | What does that mean, "serious but stable"? Just what it says. | What does that mean, "serious but stable"? Just what it says. |
144 | 00:10:06,978 | 00:10:08,807 | Unless, of course, I want to hurt them. | Unless, of course, I want to hurt them. |
145 | 00:10:07,058 | 00:10:08,587 | Okay. | Okay. |
146 | 00:10:07,288 | 00:10:09,727 | Your best friend is lying unconscious in a hospital, | Your best friend is lying unconscious in a hospital, |
147 | 00:10:07,848 | 00:10:09,147 | While I was running the place, | While I was running the place, |
148 | 00:10:07,938 | 00:10:09,567 | There's an "after that"? | There's an "after that"? |
149 | 00:10:08,078 | 00:10:12,276 | I've got it all under control. Excuse me. | I've got it all under control. Excuse me. |
150 | 00:10:08,277 | 00:10:10,007 | Don't worry about the toast. | Don't worry about the toast. |
151 | 00:10:08,347 | 00:10:10,317 | You can trust me that there will be no contact | You can trust me that there will be no contact |
152 | 00:10:08,847 | 00:10:10,817 | It's yours to do with what you will. | It's yours to do with what you will. |
153 | 00:10:09,097 | 00:10:13,296 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
154 | 00:10:09,187 | 00:10:11,046 | people really responded to my sunny demeanor. | people really responded to my sunny demeanor. |
155 | 00:10:09,327 | 00:10:11,696 | Is it more serious or stable? Which way is it leaning? | Is it more serious or stable? Which way is it leaning? |
156 | 00:10:09,607 | 00:10:12,406 | You tried to start a limbo contest, a poker game, | You tried to start a limbo contest, a poker game, |
157 | 00:10:09,757 | 00:10:11,426 | and you don't even care. | and you don't even care. |
158 | 00:10:10,047 | 00:10:12,646 | And you weren't a lunatic. You were a character. | And you weren't a lunatic. You were a character. |
159 | 00:10:10,347 | 00:10:12,306 | between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon. | between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon. |
160 | 00:10:10,847 | 00:10:13,046 | You seem surprisingly rested after all you've been through. | You seem surprisingly rested after all you've been through. |
161 | 00:10:11,086 | 00:10:13,156 | Customers find you cold and distant. | Customers find you cold and distant. |
162 | 00:10:11,456 | 00:10:13,456 | Why the hell aren't you two lying unconscious in there, huh? | Why the hell aren't you two lying unconscious in there, huh? |
163 | 00:10:11,736 | 00:10:14,495 | I can only release more information to family members. | I can only release more information to family members. |
164 | 00:10:12,316 | 00:10:14,145 | What can I get you, kirk? | What can I get you, kirk? |
165 | 00:10:12,346 | 00:10:14,175 | What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her. | What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her. |
166 | 00:10:12,436 | 00:10:14,905 | and a secret club for supercool party people only. | and a secret club for supercool party people only. |
167 | 00:10:12,676 | 00:10:15,945 | What is stars hollow if not a haven for colorful characters? | What is stars hollow if not a haven for colorful characters? |
168 | 00:10:13,086 | 00:10:14,755 | The kids were okay. | The kids were okay. |
169 | 00:10:13,186 | 00:10:15,985 | Service with a smile... It's a cliché for a reason. | Service with a smile... It's a cliché for a reason. |
170 | 00:10:13,336 | 00:10:18,144 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
171 | 00:10:13,496 | 00:10:15,125 | You don't care, | You don't care, |
172 | 00:10:14,185 | 00:10:16,585 | How about a steaming cup of chicory coffee? | How about a steaming cup of chicory coffee? |
173 | 00:10:14,215 | 00:10:16,175 | Luke and I have an arrangement. | Luke and I have an arrangement. |
174 | 00:10:14,535 | 00:10:17,464 | But I'm his girlfriend. We've been together a long time. | But I'm his girlfriend. We've been together a long time. |
175 | 00:10:14,785 | 00:10:16,655 | They seemed to like me, unless they were all lying. | They seemed to like me, unless they were all lying. |
176 | 00:10:14,945 | 00:10:17,654 | None of those really took off, especially the limbo, | None of those really took off, especially the limbo, |
177 | 00:10:15,165 | 00:10:17,774 | because if you did, you wouldn't be like this. | because if you did, you wouldn't be like this. |
178 | 00:10:15,295 | 00:10:19,034 | ♪ A million hearts, a million minds ♪ | ♪ A million hearts, a million minds ♪ |
179 | 00:10:15,975 | 00:10:18,304 | You're not up there with Stevie the pantsless Santa claus | You're not up there with Stevie the pantsless Santa claus |
180 | 00:10:16,025 | 00:10:18,954 | Look, Caesar, I don't want to improve things, | Look, Caesar, I don't want to improve things, |
181 | 00:10:16,215 | 00:10:18,144 | Lorelai: This is the first one of Rory's friends to get married. | Lorelai: This is the first one of Rory's friends to get married. |
182 | 00:10:16,615 | 00:10:18,414 | It's not on the menu, kirk. | It's not on the menu, kirk. |
183 | 00:10:16,685 | 00:10:18,344 | Kids never lie. | Kids never lie. |
184 | 00:10:17,504 | 00:10:19,673 | It's not a casual thing. We live together. | It's not a casual thing. We live together. |
185 | 00:10:17,674 | 00:10:19,773 | considering your choice of limbo stick | considering your choice of limbo stick |
186 | 00:10:17,794 | 00:10:19,833 | You're supposed to watch out for each other | You're supposed to watch out for each other |
187 | 00:10:18,174 | 00:10:21,783 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
188 | 00:10:18,184 | 00:10:20,583 | You know, Rory could be next. | You know, Rory could be next. |
189 | 00:10:18,344 | 00:10:21,143 | or jojo the cow whisperer, but you made some strides. | or jojo the cow whisperer, but you made some strides. |
190 | 00:10:18,384 | 00:10:20,083 | And April and I finally got into a good rhythm. | And April and I finally got into a good rhythm. |
191 | 00:10:18,454 | 00:10:20,383 | I know. It's on the sign. | I know. It's on the sign. |
192 | 00:10:18,994 | 00:10:20,793 | and I don't want to stop being cold to customers. | and I don't want to stop being cold to customers. |
193 | 00:10:19,064 | 00:10:22,902 | ♪ have lived and died in 40 years ♪ | ♪ have lived and died in 40 years ♪ |
194 | 00:10:19,703 | 00:10:21,343 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
195 | 00:10:19,813 | 00:10:21,543 | was Zach's great-uncle's cane. | was Zach's great-uncle's cane. |
196 | 00:10:19,863 | 00:10:21,733 | on these stupid trips of yours. | on these stupid trips of yours. |
197 | 00:10:20,123 | 00:10:22,492 | She was tolerating me pretty good. | She was tolerating me pretty good. |
198 | 00:10:20,413 | 00:10:22,083 | That's a mistake. | That's a mistake. |
199 | 00:10:20,623 | 00:10:24,462 | Okay, met April, took a picture together like you're pals. | Okay, met April, took a picture together like you're pals. |
200 | 00:10:20,823 | 00:10:22,822 | I want you to keep my damn bananas out of the damn fridge, | I want you to keep my damn bananas out of the damn fridge, |
201 | 00:10:21,183 | 00:10:22,952 | Is this supposed to be a consolation? | Is this supposed to be a consolation? |
202 | 00:10:21,373 | 00:10:23,742 | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 182, please. | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 182, please. |
203 | 00:10:21,583 | 00:10:23,222 | Oh, yeah, is he okay? | Oh, yeah, is he okay? |
204 | 00:10:21,773 | 00:10:25,012 | But no, everything's a big joke. Everything's hilarious. | But no, everything's a big joke. Everything's hilarious. |
205 | 00:10:21,813 | 00:10:24,672 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
206 | 00:10:22,123 | 00:10:24,052 | Well, now all I can think about is chicory coffee. | Well, now all I can think about is chicory coffee. |
207 | 00:10:22,522 | 00:10:24,832 | It's her birthday tomorrow, and I'm throwing her a party. | It's her birthday tomorrow, and I'm throwing her a party. |
208 | 00:10:22,862 | 00:10:24,492 | and I want to keep my damn doughnuts | and I want to keep my damn doughnuts |
209 | 00:10:22,932 | 00:10:26,701 | ♪ prayed for yourself and for your memories ♪ | ♪ prayed for yourself and for your memories ♪ |
210 | 00:10:22,982 | 00:10:24,952 | [ Pan bangs ] That's twice in 20 seconds, Fred. | [ Pan bangs ] That's twice in 20 seconds, Fred. |
211 | 00:10:23,242 | 00:10:25,841 | He stumbled, but we caught him. He's fine. | He stumbled, but we caught him. He's fine. |
212 | 00:10:23,772 | 00:10:25,641 | Dr. Morris, please dial... | Dr. Morris, please dial... |
213 | 00:10:24,092 | 00:10:26,221 | I'm very susceptible to signage. | I'm very susceptible to signage. |
214 | 00:10:24,492 | 00:10:27,361 | I swear, mom, it was a crazy coincidence. | I swear, mom, it was a crazy coincidence. |
215 | 00:10:24,532 | 00:10:25,971 | in the damn doughnut case. | in the damn doughnut case. |
216 | 00:10:24,712 | 00:10:27,021 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
217 | 00:10:24,862 | 00:10:27,601 | You're kidding. How did that happen? | You're kidding. How did that happen? |
218 | 00:10:24,982 | 00:10:27,811 | I've seen you wasted before but never like this. | I've seen you wasted before but never like this. |
219 | 00:10:25,032 | 00:10:26,871 | You're useless. Just go home. | You're useless. Just go home. |
220 | 00:10:25,671 | 00:10:26,841 | How is he? Is he okay? | How is he? Is he okay? |
221 | 00:10:25,881 | 00:10:28,650 | So, is that all? Anything else I need to know about? | So, is that all? Anything else I need to know about? |
222 | 00:10:25,991 | 00:10:27,491 | Of course, Luke. Thank you. | Of course, Luke. Thank you. |
223 | 00:10:26,251 | 00:10:29,420 | Well, come back when you're susceptible to ordering off the menu. | Well, come back when you're susceptible to ordering off the menu. |
224 | 00:10:26,731 | 00:10:32,509 | ♪ be thankful we've had 40 years ♪ | ♪ be thankful we've had 40 years ♪ |
225 | 00:10:26,871 | 00:10:28,740 | Scuttlebutt is he's not dead. | Scuttlebutt is he's not dead. |
226 | 00:10:26,901 | 00:10:29,840 | Both of you, go home. I can't stand to look at you. | Both of you, go home. I can't stand to look at you. |
227 | 00:10:27,041 | 00:10:31,149 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
228 | 00:10:27,391 | 00:10:29,120 | I'm not getting married. | I'm not getting married. |
229 | 00:10:27,531 | 00:10:31,899 | Customers don't care for gratuitous profanity, either. | Customers don't care for gratuitous profanity, either. |
230 | 00:10:27,631 | 00:10:28,760 | I was dropping her off this morning, | I was dropping her off this morning, |
231 | 00:10:27,851 | 00:10:29,680 | We had you guzzling coffee, | We had you guzzling coffee, |
232 | 00:10:28,680 | 00:10:30,350 | Nope, after you crowned yourself | Nope, after you crowned yourself |
233 | 00:10:28,780 | 00:10:30,280 | The man is indestructible. | The man is indestructible. |
234 | 00:10:28,790 | 00:10:30,590 | and her mom mentioned to me | and her mom mentioned to me |
235 | 00:10:29,160 | 00:10:32,299 | No, it ain't for me. It's not the cards. | No, it ain't for me. It's not the cards. |
236 | 00:10:29,460 | 00:10:30,960 | You want anything? | You want anything? |
237 | 00:10:29,720 | 00:10:32,289 | but coffee was making you energetically wasted. | but coffee was making you energetically wasted. |
238 | 00:10:30,310 | 00:10:31,779 | Dives headfirst off the cliffs of caldera, | Dives headfirst off the cliffs of caldera, |
239 | 00:10:30,390 | 00:10:31,829 | arm-wrestling champion of the world, | arm-wrestling champion of the world, |
240 | 00:10:30,630 | 00:10:32,569 | that she was taking her to her grandmother's to celebrate, | that she was taking her to her grandmother's to celebrate, |
241 | 00:10:30,990 | 00:10:33,129 | How about a nice plate of chicken fingers? | How about a nice plate of chicken fingers? |
242 | 00:10:31,179 | 00:10:36,148 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
243 | 00:10:31,809 | 00:10:33,449 | instantly spins out of control. | instantly spins out of control. |
244 | 00:10:31,849 | 00:10:34,688 | Christopher and Rory scooped you up and got you home. | Christopher and Rory scooped you up and got you home. |
245 | 00:10:31,929 | 00:10:34,228 | Ahh. Thank god, someone sane. | Ahh. Thank god, someone sane. |
246 | 00:10:32,319 | 00:10:33,948 | I should borrow the reception video | I should borrow the reception video |
247 | 00:10:32,329 | 00:10:34,198 | Hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married? | Hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married? |
248 | 00:10:32,539 | 00:10:34,478 | [ harmonica plays ] | [ harmonica plays ] |
249 | 00:10:32,599 | 00:10:34,898 | and she couldn't swing a party here with her friends, | and she couldn't swing a party here with her friends, |
250 | 00:10:33,159 | 00:10:35,598 | Oh. | Oh. |
251 | 00:10:33,479 | 00:10:35,618 | Gets totally disoriented, barely gets his chute open. | Gets totally disoriented, barely gets his chute open. |
252 | 00:10:33,988 | 00:10:35,858 | to see what a fool I made out of myself. | to see what a fool I made out of myself. |
253 | 00:10:34,228 | 00:10:35,688 | June 3rd. | June 3rd. |
254 | 00:10:34,268 | 00:10:36,068 | Hello, weary traveler. | Hello, weary traveler. |
255 | 00:10:34,718 | 00:10:38,217 | He got you in bed okay? Christopher? Yeah. He and Rory. | He got you in bed okay? Christopher? Yeah. He and Rory. |
256 | 00:10:34,928 | 00:10:36,927 | so I figured I know her friends now. | so I figured I know her friends now. |
257 | 00:10:35,628 | 00:10:37,927 | Why don't I start you off with some coffee, hmm? | Why don't I start you off with some coffee, hmm? |
258 | 00:10:35,648 | 00:10:37,577 | Bounces off every rock and crag in the park. | Bounces off every rock and crag in the park. |
259 | 00:10:35,728 | 00:10:38,227 | Who else here had eight shots of Tequila? Anybody? | Who else here had eight shots of Tequila? Anybody? |
260 | 00:10:35,888 | 00:10:37,887 | And check out your audition. My what? | And check out your audition. My what? |
261 | 00:10:36,098 | 00:10:38,037 | It's good to be back. | It's good to be back. |
262 | 00:10:36,188 | 00:10:39,886 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
263 | 00:10:36,578 | 00:10:36,967 | ♪ We've had 40 years ♪ we've had 40 years | ♪ We've had 40 years ♪ we've had 40 years |
264 | 00:10:36,967 | 00:10:38,767 | I got a great place to hold a party. | I got a great place to hold a party. |
265 | 00:10:37,617 | 00:10:39,916 | Yet still manages to stick the landing. We gave him a 9.7. | Yet still manages to stick the landing. We gave him a 9.7. |
266 | 00:10:37,927 | 00:10:39,926 | [ Pan bangs ] You want a piece of me, omelet boy? | [ Pan bangs ] You want a piece of me, omelet boy? |
267 | 00:10:37,967 | 00:10:40,866 | Uh, no, thanks. I'm kind of coffee'd out. | Uh, no, thanks. I'm kind of coffee'd out. |
268 | 00:10:38,067 | 00:10:39,207 | You look older, wiser. | You look older, wiser. |
269 | 00:10:38,257 | 00:10:41,156 | He's very "knight in shining armor," very chivalrous. | He's very "knight in shining armor," very chivalrous. |
270 | 00:10:38,267 | 00:10:41,336 | All right, calamity Jane, let's get you to bed. | All right, calamity Jane, let's get you to bed. |
271 | 00:10:38,797 | 00:10:40,096 | Yeah, where? Here. | Yeah, where? Here. |
272 | 00:10:39,147 | 00:10:40,786 | Hi. Hello. | Hi. Hello. |
273 | 00:10:39,237 | 00:10:41,206 | Well, I did spend a lot of time | Well, I did spend a lot of time |
274 | 00:10:40,896 | 00:10:42,865 | Oh, right. Battling the hangover. | Oh, right. Battling the hangover. |
275 | 00:10:42,895 | 00:10:45,534 | Oh. Did I mention my hangover? | Oh. Did I mention my hangover? |
276 | 00:10:45,564 | 00:10:47,904 | No, Patty filled me in, you know. | No, Patty filled me in, you know. |
277 | 00:10:47,934 | 00:10:50,373 | The Tequila shots, you taking the Mike. | The Tequila shots, you taking the Mike. |
278 | 00:10:50,403 | 00:10:53,042 | Taking the Mike. Uh, yeah. | Taking the Mike. Uh, yeah. |
279 | 00:10:53,072 | 00:10:55,441 | I, um... I really didn't know what I was saying... | I, um... I really didn't know what I was saying... |
280 | 00:10:55,471 | 00:10:58,310 | Just empty, meaningless words tumbling out of my mouth. | Just empty, meaningless words tumbling out of my mouth. |
281 | 00:10:58,340 | 00:10:59,580 | I hear you really belted it out. | I hear you really belted it out. |
282 | 00:10:59,610 | 00:11:01,209 | Belted it out? | Belted it out? |
283 | 00:11:01,249 | 00:11:02,549 | "Endless love." | "Endless love." |
284 | 00:11:02,579 | 00:11:04,448 | The song, honey. | The song, honey. |
285 | 00:11:04,478 | 00:11:06,577 | Ohh... yeah. | Ohh... yeah. |
286 | 00:11:06,617 | 00:11:08,886 | [ Laughing ] Oh, yes. | [ Laughing ] Oh, yes. |
287 | 00:11:08,916 | 00:11:10,616 | I really belted it out. | I really belted it out. |
288 | 00:11:10,646 | 00:11:12,355 | Is there any other way to sing "endless love"? | Is there any other way to sing "endless love"? |
289 | 00:11:12,385 | 00:11:13,655 | If you're not gonna really belt it out, | If you're not gonna really belt it out, |
290 | 00:11:13,685 | 00:11:15,184 | you might as well stay in your seat. | you might as well stay in your seat. |
291 | 00:11:15,224 | 00:11:16,654 | She sang it beautifully. | She sang it beautifully. |
292 | 00:11:16,684 | 00:11:19,293 | Everybody does embarrassing stuff at weddings. | Everybody does embarrassing stuff at weddings. |
293 | 00:11:19,323 | 00:11:23,121 | Yeah, right, true. Be right back. | Yeah, right, true. Be right back. |
294 | 00:11:23,161 | 00:11:25,560 | Okay, I've already gotten to the whole town, | Okay, I've already gotten to the whole town, |
295 | 00:11:25,590 | 00:11:27,360 | and they're all telling the "endless love" story. | and they're all telling the "endless love" story. |
296 | 00:11:27,390 | 00:11:28,499 | He'll never know. | He'll never know. |
297 | 00:11:28,529 | 00:11:30,629 | Thanks. I owe you, Patty. | Thanks. I owe you, Patty. |
298 | 00:11:30,659 | 00:11:32,328 | Honey, please. | Honey, please. |
299 | 00:11:32,368 | 00:11:34,197 | I've given more drunken toasts than Colin Farrell. | I've given more drunken toasts than Colin Farrell. |
300 | 00:11:34,237 | 00:11:36,437 | You owe me nothing. Thanks, Patty. | You owe me nothing. Thanks, Patty. |
301 | 00:11:36,467 | 00:11:38,106 | That Luke. | That Luke. |
302 | 00:11:38,136 | 00:11:39,965 | It may take a mule team, | It may take a mule team, |
303 | 00:11:40,005 | 00:11:42,175 | but you're getting him to the altar someday. | but you're getting him to the altar someday. |
304 | 00:11:42,205 | 00:11:43,534 | Yeah, someday. | Yeah, someday. |
305 | 00:11:45,973 | 00:11:46,903 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
306 | 00:11:52,381 | 00:11:55,950 | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Valentino to the O.R., please. | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Valentino to the O.R., please. |
307 | 00:11:57,149 | 00:11:58,919 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
308 | 00:11:58,949 | 00:12:00,548 | What? Paris? | What? Paris? |
309 | 00:12:00,578 | 00:12:02,048 | Larry summers is right, Rory. | Larry summers is right, Rory. |
310 | 00:12:02,088 | 00:12:04,357 | Our university system is crumbling. | Our university system is crumbling. |
311 | 00:12:04,387 | 00:12:07,056 | I just found out my microbiology final is an open-book exam. | I just found out my microbiology final is an open-book exam. |
312 | 00:12:07,086 | 00:12:08,456 | Can you believe that? | Can you believe that? |
313 | 00:12:08,486 | 00:12:11,325 | Why not just have our professors take it for us? | Why not just have our professors take it for us? |
314 | 00:12:11,355 | 00:12:13,694 | Or better yet, they can just hand us our diplomas | Or better yet, they can just hand us our diplomas |
315 | 00:12:13,724 | 00:12:15,523 | the moment we step on campus freshman year, | the moment we step on campus freshman year, |
316 | 00:12:15,563 | 00:12:17,662 | along with some government cheese, a bong, | along with some government cheese, a bong, |
317 | 00:12:17,692 | 00:12:20,031 | and a t-shirt that says "hard work is for suckers." | and a t-shirt that says "hard work is for suckers." |
318 | 00:12:20,061 | 00:12:23,400 | Paris, I'm at the hospital with Logan. What happened? | Paris, I'm at the hospital with Logan. What happened? |
319 | 00:12:23,430 | 00:12:26,369 | He and his buddies went on some life and death brigade trip, | He and his buddies went on some life and death brigade trip, |
320 | 00:12:26,399 | 00:12:29,368 | and they parachuted off a cliff in Costa Rica, | and they parachuted off a cliff in Costa Rica, |
321 | 00:12:29,398 | 00:12:30,538 | and he had a really bad fall. | and he had a really bad fall. |
322 | 00:12:30,568 | 00:12:32,437 | Is he okay? I don't know. | Is he okay? I don't know. |
323 | 00:12:32,467 | 00:12:35,576 | He's out of the I.C.U., so I guess that's a good thing. | He's out of the I.C.U., so I guess that's a good thing. |
324 | 00:12:35,606 | 00:12:38,275 | They said he's in serious but stable condition, | They said he's in serious but stable condition, |
325 | 00:12:38,305 | 00:12:40,444 | but they won't tell me anything else because I'm not family. | but they won't tell me anything else because I'm not family. |
326 | 00:12:40,474 | 00:12:41,944 | Is he breathing on his own? | Is he breathing on his own? |
327 | 00:12:41,974 | 00:12:43,443 | Yeah... I mean, I think so. | Yeah... I mean, I think so. |
328 | 00:12:43,473 | 00:12:45,443 | What's his pallor? Is he peaked? | What's his pallor? Is he peaked? |
329 | 00:12:45,483 | 00:12:47,412 | Was there internal bleeding? I have no idea. | Was there internal bleeding? I have no idea. |
330 | 00:12:47,442 | 00:12:49,551 | I quickly scribbled down some things off his chart. | I quickly scribbled down some things off his chart. |
331 | 00:12:49,581 | 00:12:53,150 | Maybe you can make some sense of it. | Maybe you can make some sense of it. |
332 | 00:12:53,180 | 00:12:54,549 | I don't know how to read charts yet. | I don't know how to read charts yet. |
333 | 00:12:54,589 | 00:12:56,549 | I can tell you everything about the difference | I can tell you everything about the difference |
334 | 00:12:56,589 | 00:12:59,058 | between recessive and dominant eye-color genes in fruit flies, | between recessive and dominant eye-color genes in fruit flies, |
335 | 00:12:59,088 | 00:13:00,657 | but god forbid I learn how to read a chart | but god forbid I learn how to read a chart |
336 | 00:13:00,687 | 00:13:02,687 | before I'm a fourth-year surgical resident. | before I'm a fourth-year surgical resident. |
337 | 00:13:02,727 | 00:13:04,596 | Great. What hospital is he in? | Great. What hospital is he in? |
338 | 00:13:04,626 | 00:13:06,355 | Columbia-presbyterian, Manhattan. | Columbia-presbyterian, Manhattan. |
339 | 00:13:06,395 | 00:13:08,165 | Who's the attending? | Who's the attending? |
340 | 00:13:08,195 | 00:13:10,124 | They're not gonna release information to nonfamily. | They're not gonna release information to nonfamily. |
341 | 00:13:10,164 | 00:13:12,163 | Just give me the name. Dr. Schultz. | Just give me the name. Dr. Schultz. |
342 | 00:13:12,193 | 00:13:13,663 | I'll call you right back. | I'll call you right back. |
343 | 00:13:19,331 | 00:13:21,470 | Please! | Please! |
344 | 00:13:21,500 | 00:13:25,269 | That language is certainly not necessary! | That language is certainly not necessary! |
345 | 00:13:25,309 | 00:13:27,068 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
346 | 00:13:27,108 | 00:13:29,477 | It's about Logan huntzberger. | It's about Logan huntzberger. |
347 | 00:13:29,507 | 00:13:31,347 | This is Dr. Schultz. | This is Dr. Schultz. |
348 | 00:13:31,377 | 00:13:33,276 | No, that's not possible. | No, that's not possible. |
349 | 00:13:33,306 | 00:13:35,245 | Well, you wouldn't do that. | Well, you wouldn't do that. |
350 | 00:13:35,275 | 00:13:37,375 | Listen, miss... fine. | Listen, miss... fine. |
351 | 00:13:39,614 | 00:13:41,053 | Paging Dr. Bender. | Paging Dr. Bender. |
352 | 00:13:41,083 | 00:13:45,022 | Paging Dr. Bender, please. | Paging Dr. Bender, please. |
353 | 00:13:49,550 | 00:13:51,460 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
354 | 00:13:51,490 | 00:13:53,059 | Hello? | Hello? |
355 | 00:13:53,089 | 00:13:55,188 | He was bleeding internally when they brought him in, | He was bleeding internally when they brought him in, |
356 | 00:13:55,228 | 00:13:57,158 | and they were worried about the oxygen levels in his blood, | and they were worried about the oxygen levels in his blood, |
357 | 00:13:57,188 | 00:13:59,457 | but he's stabilized now, and they're back up to normal, | but he's stabilized now, and they're back up to normal, |
358 | 00:13:59,497 | 00:14:01,026 | so that's no longer a concern. | so that's no longer a concern. |
359 | 00:14:01,066 | 00:14:02,526 | He was also running a high fever, | He was also running a high fever, |
360 | 00:14:02,566 | 00:14:06,164 | so they put him on mondo doses of intravenous antibiotics. | so they put him on mondo doses of intravenous antibiotics. |
361 | 00:14:06,194 | 00:14:08,434 | He has a partially collapsed lung... Oh, my god! | He has a partially collapsed lung... Oh, my god! |
362 | 00:14:08,464 | 00:14:10,333 | Six broken ribs, a broken ankle, | Six broken ribs, a broken ankle, |
363 | 00:14:10,363 | 00:14:13,132 | torn cartilage in both knees, and a severe concussion. | torn cartilage in both knees, and a severe concussion. |
364 | 00:14:13,172 | 00:14:14,702 | He had surgery for the lung, and that went well. | He had surgery for the lung, and that went well. |
365 | 00:14:14,742 | 00:14:16,271 | They did a thoracoscopy, | They did a thoracoscopy, |
366 | 00:14:16,301 | 00:14:18,240 | which is a couple of small incisions in the chest. | which is a couple of small incisions in the chest. |
367 | 00:14:18,270 | 00:14:19,570 | Then they put a tube into the lung | Then they put a tube into the lung |
368 | 00:14:19,610 | 00:14:22,679 | to drain the fluid so the lung can re-expand. | to drain the fluid so the lung can re-expand. |
369 | 00:14:22,709 | 00:14:25,748 | That's way less invasive than a thoracotomy. | That's way less invasive than a thoracotomy. |
370 | 00:14:25,778 | 00:14:28,747 | For that one, they have to butterfly you like a shrimp. | For that one, they have to butterfly you like a shrimp. |
371 | 00:14:28,777 | 00:14:30,316 | So, what does this mean? | So, what does this mean? |
372 | 00:14:30,346 | 00:14:32,315 | It means he's out of immediate danger. | It means he's out of immediate danger. |
373 | 00:14:32,345 | 00:14:34,285 | They expect him to make a full recovery. | They expect him to make a full recovery. |
374 | 00:14:34,315 | 00:14:36,084 | Really? | Really? |
375 | 00:14:36,114 | 00:14:39,323 | Like a full recovery, like he's going to recover fully? | Like a full recovery, like he's going to recover fully? |
376 | 00:14:39,353 | 00:14:40,752 | That's what the doctor told me. | That's what the doctor told me. |
377 | 00:14:40,782 | 00:14:42,352 | He won't be running, dancing, | He won't be running, dancing, |
378 | 00:14:42,392 | 00:14:44,461 | or jumping off a cliff anytime soon, | or jumping off a cliff anytime soon, |
379 | 00:14:44,491 | 00:14:46,161 | but, yeah, he should be fine. | but, yeah, he should be fine. |
380 | 00:14:46,191 | 00:14:49,289 | He's a very lucky guy. Those guys are idiots. | He's a very lucky guy. Those guys are idiots. |
381 | 00:14:49,329 | 00:14:52,128 | Thank you so much for this. Really, Paris, thank you. | Thank you so much for this. Really, Paris, thank you. |
382 | 00:14:52,158 | 00:14:54,028 | It was fun. Anything else? | It was fun. Anything else? |
383 | 00:14:54,068 | 00:14:55,197 | No, I feel a lot better. | No, I feel a lot better. |
384 | 00:14:55,227 | 00:14:57,527 | Call me if you need anything else. | Call me if you need anything else. |
385 | 00:14:57,567 | 00:14:58,536 | [ Telephone beeps ] | [ Telephone beeps ] |
386 | 00:14:58,566 | 00:14:59,766 | So, you all shopped out? | So, you all shopped out? |
387 | 00:14:59,796 | 00:15:02,205 | I got a couple more stores in me. | I got a couple more stores in me. |
388 | 00:15:02,235 | 00:15:04,774 | You would make the best sherpa and the hottest. | You would make the best sherpa and the hottest. |
389 | 00:15:04,804 | 00:15:06,803 | You could move to Nepal, open your own hot-sherpa shop, | You could move to Nepal, open your own hot-sherpa shop, |
390 | 00:15:06,833 | 00:15:08,073 | and make a fortune. | and make a fortune. |
391 | 00:15:08,103 | 00:15:09,642 | This is fun for me. | This is fun for me. |
392 | 00:15:09,672 | 00:15:12,411 | I like to think I have some influence on what you buy. | I like to think I have some influence on what you buy. |
393 | 00:15:12,441 | 00:15:14,211 | You do? I don't? | You do? I don't? |
394 | 00:15:14,241 | 00:15:15,580 | No. Yes, I do. | No. Yes, I do. |
395 | 00:15:15,610 | 00:15:17,340 | No, you don't. | No, you don't. |
396 | 00:15:17,380 | 00:15:18,709 | But you're always asking my opinion. | But you're always asking my opinion. |
397 | 00:15:18,749 | 00:15:20,479 | Yeah, but it's the way I ask. | Yeah, but it's the way I ask. |
398 | 00:15:20,509 | 00:15:23,677 | "Isn't this adorable?" Or "this isn't right, right?" | "Isn't this adorable?" Or "this isn't right, right?" |
399 | 00:15:23,717 | 00:15:25,387 | I put your answer right there in the question. | I put your answer right there in the question. |
400 | 00:15:25,417 | 00:15:27,046 | Oh. | Oh. |
401 | 00:15:27,086 | 00:15:29,355 | I will say, I do always like to buy | I will say, I do always like to buy |
402 | 00:15:29,385 | 00:15:31,225 | one thing that you like that I don't | one thing that you like that I don't |
403 | 00:15:31,255 | 00:15:33,584 | 'cause I know it makes you happy, like that blouse. | 'cause I know it makes you happy, like that blouse. |
404 | 00:15:33,624 | 00:15:35,353 | I thought you liked that. | I thought you liked that. |
405 | 00:15:35,393 | 00:15:38,062 | Not really, but I liked how much you liked it, so I bought it. | Not really, but I liked how much you liked it, so I bought it. |
406 | 00:15:38,092 | 00:15:39,522 | Huh. | Huh. |
407 | 00:15:39,562 | 00:15:42,161 | And I will wear it because I know that every time I do, | And I will wear it because I know that every time I do, |
408 | 00:15:42,191 | 00:15:43,730 | you'll notice and appreciate it, | you'll notice and appreciate it, |
409 | 00:15:43,760 | 00:15:45,400 | and that will make me feel so good. | and that will make me feel so good. |
410 | 00:15:45,430 | 00:15:46,629 | And then because I feel so good, | And then because I feel so good, |
411 | 00:15:46,659 | 00:15:48,429 | I'll start wearing it more and more, | I'll start wearing it more and more, |
412 | 00:15:48,469 | 00:15:50,398 | and I'll eventually really grow to like it, | and I'll eventually really grow to like it, |
413 | 00:15:50,428 | 00:15:54,337 | and I'll forget that I didn't like it in the first place. | and I'll forget that I didn't like it in the first place. |
414 | 00:15:54,367 | 00:15:56,206 | Holy crap, you've picked out all my favorite clothes. | Holy crap, you've picked out all my favorite clothes. |
415 | 00:15:56,236 | 00:15:57,606 | I knew it. | I knew it. |
416 | 00:15:57,636 | 00:15:58,675 | What do you think of that? | What do you think of that? |
417 | 00:15:58,705 | 00:16:00,705 | What? The toiletry kit. | What? The toiletry kit. |
418 | 00:16:00,735 | 00:16:03,074 | What? And throw away the 5-year-old Dixie cup | What? And throw away the 5-year-old Dixie cup |
419 | 00:16:03,104 | 00:16:05,143 | you use to hold your toothbrush? | you use to hold your toothbrush? |
420 | 00:16:05,173 | 00:16:07,242 | I mean as a birthday present for April. | I mean as a birthday present for April. |
421 | 00:16:07,272 | 00:16:09,482 | April who? Come on, it's cute. | April who? Come on, it's cute. |
422 | 00:16:09,511 | 00:16:11,351 | Um, yeah. I don't think it's quite right. | Um, yeah. I don't think it's quite right. |
423 | 00:16:11,381 | 00:16:13,250 | It's girly. It's got cats on it. | It's girly. It's got cats on it. |
424 | 00:16:13,280 | 00:16:15,519 | Oh, well, if it's got cats on it... April likes cats. | Oh, well, if it's got cats on it... April likes cats. |
425 | 00:16:15,549 | 00:16:19,318 | Yeah, but it's a toiletry kit. It's so hygienic. | Yeah, but it's a toiletry kit. It's so hygienic. |
426 | 00:16:19,348 | 00:16:20,848 | I saw her use soap on the trip. | I saw her use soap on the trip. |
427 | 00:16:20,888 | 00:16:22,757 | Did you see her tie her shoelaces? | Did you see her tie her shoelaces? |
428 | 00:16:22,787 | 00:16:24,526 | 'Cause you could get her shoelaces. | 'Cause you could get her shoelaces. |
429 | 00:16:24,556 | 00:16:27,155 | I think she'll like it. Luke, it's weird. | I think she'll like it. Luke, it's weird. |
430 | 00:16:27,185 | 00:16:29,724 | It says, "happy birthday... Now go clean yourself up." | It says, "happy birthday... Now go clean yourself up." |
431 | 00:16:29,754 | 00:16:32,294 | If she doesn't like it, I'll get her a follow-up gift. | If she doesn't like it, I'll get her a follow-up gift. |
432 | 00:16:32,324 | 00:16:34,433 | Why not just get her the perfect gift right up front? | Why not just get her the perfect gift right up front? |
433 | 00:16:34,463 | 00:16:36,632 | Why couldn't that be the perfect gift? | Why couldn't that be the perfect gift? |
434 | 00:16:36,662 | 00:16:38,231 | I know girls. It's not the right gift. | I know girls. It's not the right gift. |
435 | 00:16:38,261 | 00:16:40,531 | Hey, there's a store a few blocks down | Hey, there's a store a few blocks down |
436 | 00:16:40,561 | 00:16:42,200 | that has great stuff. | that has great stuff. |
437 | 00:16:42,230 | 00:16:44,639 | I could show you 50 things I know she'd like. | I could show you 50 things I know she'd like. |
438 | 00:16:44,669 | 00:16:46,569 | Some of them may even have cats on them. | Some of them may even have cats on them. |
439 | 00:16:46,599 | 00:16:49,737 | I think I'm gonna get that. I can really help you here. | I think I'm gonna get that. I can really help you here. |
440 | 00:16:49,767 | 00:16:53,476 | I know you're an expert, but I need to do this. | I know you're an expert, but I need to do this. |
441 | 00:16:53,506 | 00:16:56,705 | Then do it. I'm just saying, let me be part of it. | Then do it. I'm just saying, let me be part of it. |
442 | 00:16:56,745 | 00:16:58,344 | No. | No. |
443 | 00:16:58,374 | 00:16:59,744 | Why? | Why? |
444 | 00:16:59,774 | 00:17:00,874 | Because it's too soon. | Because it's too soon. |
445 | 00:17:00,914 | 00:17:02,543 | Why is it too soon? | Why is it too soon? |
446 | 00:17:02,583 | 00:17:04,612 | Because the minute you get involved in her life, | Because the minute you get involved in her life, |
447 | 00:17:04,652 | 00:17:06,881 | it'll be all over for me. | it'll be all over for me. |
448 | 00:17:06,911 | 00:17:08,581 | What? That's ridiculous. | What? That's ridiculous. |
449 | 00:17:08,621 | 00:17:10,520 | No, it's not ridiculous. | No, it's not ridiculous. |
450 | 00:17:10,550 | 00:17:11,820 | You're colorful and funny. | You're colorful and funny. |
451 | 00:17:11,850 | 00:17:13,749 | You're practically a cartoon character. | You're practically a cartoon character. |
452 | 00:17:13,789 | 00:17:15,588 | Kids love you. | Kids love you. |
453 | 00:17:15,618 | 00:17:18,527 | I wouldn't hang out with me either after meeting you. | I wouldn't hang out with me either after meeting you. |
454 | 00:17:18,557 | 00:17:20,687 | She'll like you better. That is just a fact. | She'll like you better. That is just a fact. |
455 | 00:17:20,727 | 00:17:22,396 | No, you're her dad. | No, you're her dad. |
456 | 00:17:22,426 | 00:17:26,565 | Yes, I am her dad, and this is the way I want it to be. | Yes, I am her dad, and this is the way I want it to be. |
457 | 00:17:26,595 | 00:17:28,164 | I'll be a couple of minutes. | I'll be a couple of minutes. |
458 | 00:17:28,194 | 00:17:29,464 | I'll be right here. | I'll be right here. |
459 | 00:17:34,272 | 00:17:36,131 | So you have my cellphone if there's any problems? | So you have my cellphone if there's any problems? |
460 | 00:17:36,171 | 00:17:37,471 | I've got your cell number, your store number, | I've got your cell number, your store number, |
461 | 00:17:37,501 | 00:17:38,600 | your store fax number, your home number. | your store fax number, your home number. |
462 | 00:17:38,640 | 00:17:40,900 | You are 100% reachable. | You are 100% reachable. |
463 | 00:17:40,940 | 00:17:43,439 | And, hey, thanks again for letting me do this. | And, hey, thanks again for letting me do this. |
464 | 00:17:43,469 | 00:17:45,508 | Oh, please. She's excited about this. | Oh, please. She's excited about this. |
465 | 00:17:45,538 | 00:17:47,307 | Plus, your chaperoning got rave reviews. | Plus, your chaperoning got rave reviews. |
466 | 00:17:47,337 | 00:17:48,677 | Really? | Really? |
467 | 00:17:48,707 | 00:17:51,416 | April said you were the least-embarrassing parent. | April said you were the least-embarrassing parent. |
468 | 00:17:51,446 | 00:17:53,545 | That's good, right? | That's good, right? |
469 | 00:17:53,575 | 00:17:56,314 | It's a rave. Her friends call you Hagrid. | It's a rave. Her friends call you Hagrid. |
470 | 00:17:56,344 | 00:17:59,853 | Really? Hagrid. Wow. I don't know what that means. | Really? Hagrid. Wow. I don't know what that means. |
471 | 00:17:59,883 | 00:18:01,752 | He's a character from "Harry Potter"... | He's a character from "Harry Potter"... |
472 | 00:18:01,782 | 00:18:04,491 | Very big, very hairy, very lovable. | Very big, very hairy, very lovable. |
473 | 00:18:04,521 | 00:18:05,691 | It's a huge compliment. | It's a huge compliment. |
474 | 00:18:05,721 | 00:18:07,820 | I will take your word for it. | I will take your word for it. |
475 | 00:18:07,850 | 00:18:10,459 | So, I'm gonna go now. | So, I'm gonna go now. |
476 | 00:18:10,489 | 00:18:12,729 | Have fun, and I'll talk to you later tonight. | Have fun, and I'll talk to you later tonight. |
477 | 00:18:12,759 | 00:18:14,858 | I'm going, April. Yeah, yeah, bye, mom. | I'm going, April. Yeah, yeah, bye, mom. |
478 | 00:18:14,898 | 00:18:17,297 | That was from the heart. Totally. | That was from the heart. Totally. |
479 | 00:18:17,327 | 00:18:18,826 | Bye again. | Bye again. |
480 | 00:18:18,866 | 00:18:20,866 | And the diner looks really great. | And the diner looks really great. |
481 | 00:18:20,896 | 00:18:22,735 | I was here when you opened it, remember? | I was here when you opened it, remember? |
482 | 00:18:22,765 | 00:18:24,265 | I remember. | I remember. |
483 | 00:18:24,305 | 00:18:25,464 | Bye. | Bye. |
484 | 00:18:28,673 | 00:18:31,942 | Okay, can I get everyone's attention for a moment here? | Okay, can I get everyone's attention for a moment here? |
485 | 00:18:31,972 | 00:18:33,671 | Just go ahead and pull your chairs around | Just go ahead and pull your chairs around |
486 | 00:18:33,701 | 00:18:35,211 | so everyone can see me. | so everyone can see me. |
487 | 00:18:35,241 | 00:18:36,470 | Is this a game? | Is this a game? |
488 | 00:18:36,510 | 00:18:39,209 | No, no games right now. Just gather. | No, no games right now. Just gather. |
489 | 00:18:39,239 | 00:18:40,939 | All right, I'm Luke. Some of you know me. | All right, I'm Luke. Some of you know me. |
490 | 00:18:40,979 | 00:18:42,748 | I'm April's dad. | I'm April's dad. |
491 | 00:18:42,778 | 00:18:45,717 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
492 | 00:18:45,747 | 00:18:49,786 | So, um, before we get the party started, | So, um, before we get the party started, |
493 | 00:18:49,816 | 00:18:52,815 | I just wanted to lay down some ground rules... | I just wanted to lay down some ground rules... |
494 | 00:18:52,855 | 00:18:54,624 | Some simple dos and don'ts... | Some simple dos and don'ts... |
495 | 00:18:54,654 | 00:18:58,653 | So that everybody has a good time and goes home in one piece. | So that everybody has a good time and goes home in one piece. |
496 | 00:18:58,693 | 00:19:00,252 | Okay. [ Clears throat ] | Okay. [ Clears throat ] |
497 | 00:19:00,292 | 00:19:04,261 | So, this is the party area. | So, this is the party area. |
498 | 00:19:04,291 | 00:19:07,330 | You are to remain in the party area at all times. | You are to remain in the party area at all times. |
499 | 00:19:07,359 | 00:19:09,499 | The kitchen is strictly off limits. | The kitchen is strictly off limits. |
500 | 00:19:09,529 | 00:19:12,828 | Under no circumstances are you to enter the kitchen. | Under no circumstances are you to enter the kitchen. |
501 | 00:19:12,868 | 00:19:14,667 | It's incredibly dangerous back there. | It's incredibly dangerous back there. |
502 | 00:19:14,697 | 00:19:16,766 | One turn of the wrong dial, you could burn your face off. | One turn of the wrong dial, you could burn your face off. |
503 | 00:19:16,796 | 00:19:18,506 | And I've got so many knives back there, | And I've got so many knives back there, |
504 | 00:19:18,536 | 00:19:20,465 | you so much as trip, you could lose an arm. | you so much as trip, you could lose an arm. |
505 | 00:19:20,505 | 00:19:22,634 | You could chop off fingers. You could poke out an eye. | You could chop off fingers. You could poke out an eye. |
506 | 00:19:22,674 | 00:19:24,973 | And do not go upstairs. | And do not go upstairs. |
507 | 00:19:25,003 | 00:19:26,803 | That is not part of the party area. | That is not part of the party area. |
508 | 00:19:26,843 | 00:19:30,971 | Everyone must remain in the party area at all times. | Everyone must remain in the party area at all times. |
509 | 00:19:31,011 | 00:19:33,610 | And finally, do not go outside. | And finally, do not go outside. |
510 | 00:19:33,640 | 00:19:36,679 | I will not give anybody permission to go outside, okay? | I will not give anybody permission to go outside, okay? |
511 | 00:19:36,709 | 00:19:37,909 | Are we clear? | Are we clear? |
512 | 00:19:37,949 | 00:19:39,578 | All right. | All right. |
513 | 00:19:39,618 | 00:19:40,948 | Yes, sir. | Yes, sir. |
514 | 00:19:40,978 | 00:19:43,887 | Then that's all I've got. So have fun. | Then that's all I've got. So have fun. |
515 | 00:19:43,917 | 00:19:45,686 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
516 | 00:19:45,716 | 00:19:47,286 | Is he serious? | Is he serious? |
517 | 00:19:50,454 | 00:19:52,794 | Is that our website? It is. | Is that our website? It is. |
518 | 00:19:52,824 | 00:19:54,663 | What happened to it? | What happened to it? |
519 | 00:19:54,693 | 00:19:56,592 | I made some modifications. | I made some modifications. |
520 | 00:19:56,622 | 00:19:58,692 | It's just a big picture of you. | It's just a big picture of you. |
521 | 00:19:58,732 | 00:20:01,860 | I figured since I'm the one who put the website together | I figured since I'm the one who put the website together |
522 | 00:20:01,900 | 00:20:04,969 | and I'm the one continuously updating the website, | and I'm the one continuously updating the website, |
523 | 00:20:04,999 | 00:20:07,998 | then I should be featured prominently on the website. | then I should be featured prominently on the website. |
524 | 00:20:08,028 | 00:20:09,598 | Featured? Sure. | Featured? Sure. |
525 | 00:20:09,638 | 00:20:11,367 | But where's the inn? All I see is your face. | But where's the inn? All I see is your face. |
526 | 00:20:11,407 | 00:20:12,867 | Aha! | Aha! |
527 | 00:20:12,907 | 00:20:15,606 | If you want to hear about the inn, you click on my mouth. | If you want to hear about the inn, you click on my mouth. |
528 | 00:20:15,636 | 00:20:17,735 | And if you want pictures of the inn, | And if you want pictures of the inn, |
529 | 00:20:17,775 | 00:20:19,774 | you click on my eyes. | you click on my eyes. |
530 | 00:20:19,804 | 00:20:21,674 | And if you want to post something about the inn, | And if you want to post something about the inn, |
531 | 00:20:21,714 | 00:20:24,413 | you click on my ears. | you click on my ears. |
532 | 00:20:24,443 | 00:20:25,842 | Clever, no? | Clever, no? |
533 | 00:20:25,882 | 00:20:27,612 | You want to argue about this now or later? | You want to argue about this now or later? |
534 | 00:20:27,642 | 00:20:29,811 | Later. I'm having too much fun. | Later. I'm having too much fun. |
535 | 00:20:29,851 | 00:20:32,020 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
536 | 00:20:32,050 | 00:20:33,679 | Hello. Rory: It's me. | Hello. Rory: It's me. |
537 | 00:20:33,719 | 00:20:35,519 | Hey, how is he? | Hey, how is he? |
538 | 00:20:35,549 | 00:20:38,618 | Well, I'm told he's going to be fine, but he looks awful, | Well, I'm told he's going to be fine, but he looks awful, |
539 | 00:20:38,658 | 00:20:41,587 | and he's been unconscious the whole time I've been here. | and he's been unconscious the whole time I've been here. |
540 | 00:20:41,627 | 00:20:42,786 | What happened? | What happened? |
541 | 00:20:42,826 | 00:20:44,026 | He basically jumped off a cliff, | He basically jumped off a cliff, |
542 | 00:20:44,056 | 00:20:46,655 | and his parachute barely opened. | and his parachute barely opened. |
543 | 00:20:46,695 | 00:20:49,824 | He has six broken ribs, a collapsed lung, | He has six broken ribs, a collapsed lung, |
544 | 00:20:49,864 | 00:20:53,592 | a broken ankle, contusions over 1/3 of his body, | a broken ankle, contusions over 1/3 of his body, |
545 | 00:20:53,632 | 00:20:54,902 | and a concussion. | and a concussion. |
546 | 00:20:54,932 | 00:20:56,661 | Who else is there? What other family? | Who else is there? What other family? |
547 | 00:20:56,701 | 00:20:59,430 | Colin and Finn were here, but none of his family's here. | Colin and Finn were here, but none of his family's here. |
548 | 00:20:59,470 | 00:21:02,000 | How did you get all that information? | How did you get all that information? |
549 | 00:21:02,040 | 00:21:03,969 | Paris. God love her. | Paris. God love her. |
550 | 00:21:03,999 | 00:21:06,908 | I'm sorry I didn't call sooner. I've just been so overwhelmed. | I'm sorry I didn't call sooner. I've just been so overwhelmed. |
551 | 00:21:06,938 | 00:21:08,607 | I'm just glad to hear from you. | I'm just glad to hear from you. |
552 | 00:21:08,637 | 00:21:10,836 | Is there anything I can do, anything you need? | Is there anything I can do, anything you need? |
553 | 00:21:10,876 | 00:21:13,306 | It's been a while since I've sent out a care package. | It's been a while since I've sent out a care package. |
554 | 00:21:13,346 | 00:21:14,945 | You could be up to your eyeballs in mad libs, | You could be up to your eyeballs in mad libs, |
555 | 00:21:14,975 | 00:21:16,744 | silly string, malted milk balls. | silly string, malted milk balls. |
556 | 00:21:16,774 | 00:21:17,974 | No, I'm good. | No, I'm good. |
557 | 00:21:18,014 | 00:21:19,583 | Colin and Finn went back to new haven | Colin and Finn went back to new haven |
558 | 00:21:19,613 | 00:21:20,913 | to get some stuff for me. | to get some stuff for me. |
559 | 00:21:20,943 | 00:21:23,582 | I'm just gonna hang out here for a while. | I'm just gonna hang out here for a while. |
560 | 00:21:23,612 | 00:21:25,381 | Logan is awake if you want to see him. | Logan is awake if you want to see him. |
561 | 00:21:25,421 | 00:21:26,751 | Mom, Logan's awake. | Mom, Logan's awake. |
562 | 00:21:26,781 | 00:21:28,690 | Call me if there's anything you need. | Call me if there's anything you need. |
563 | 00:21:28,720 | 00:21:29,950 | Bye. | Bye. |
564 | 00:21:29,990 | 00:21:31,659 | [ Cellphone beeps ] | [ Cellphone beeps ] |
565 | 00:21:31,689 | 00:21:34,528 | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 102, please. | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 102, please. |
566 | 00:21:34,558 | 00:21:35,888 | Hey. | Hey. |
567 | 00:21:35,928 | 00:21:37,027 | Hey. | Hey. |
568 | 00:21:37,057 | 00:21:38,597 | You're awake. | You're awake. |
569 | 00:21:38,627 | 00:21:41,026 | Or hallucinating... Pretty good hallucination. | Or hallucinating... Pretty good hallucination. |
570 | 00:21:41,056 | 00:21:42,695 | Oh, you're awake. | Oh, you're awake. |
571 | 00:21:42,725 | 00:21:44,595 | I must look like crap. | I must look like crap. |
572 | 00:21:44,635 | 00:21:47,064 | Now I know why you never let me see you without makeup. | Now I know why you never let me see you without makeup. |
573 | 00:21:47,094 | 00:21:49,903 | I guess maybe base jumping with very little preparation | I guess maybe base jumping with very little preparation |
574 | 00:21:49,933 | 00:21:51,472 | wasn't the hottest idea. | wasn't the hottest idea. |
575 | 00:21:51,502 | 00:21:54,301 | You're gonna make a full recovery. | You're gonna make a full recovery. |
576 | 00:21:54,341 | 00:21:56,940 | Robocop made a full recovery. Look where that led him. | Robocop made a full recovery. Look where that led him. |
577 | 00:21:56,970 | 00:21:58,440 | This is the best hospital in the city, | This is the best hospital in the city, |
578 | 00:21:58,470 | 00:22:00,639 | and the best hospital in New York City | and the best hospital in New York City |
579 | 00:22:00,669 | 00:22:02,538 | is basically the best hospital in the country, | is basically the best hospital in the country, |
580 | 00:22:02,578 | 00:22:04,978 | and that's basically the best hospital in the world, | and that's basically the best hospital in the world, |
581 | 00:22:05,008 | 00:22:07,877 | so all in all, you're in the best place you could be, | so all in all, you're in the best place you could be, |
582 | 00:22:07,907 | 00:22:09,076 | all things considered. | all things considered. |
583 | 00:22:09,116 | 00:22:10,716 | [ Groans ] | [ Groans ] |
584 | 00:22:10,746 | 00:22:12,715 | What do you think you're doing? Lay down. | What do you think you're doing? Lay down. |
585 | 00:22:12,745 | 00:22:16,014 | [ Sighs ] I'm really sorry about this. | [ Sighs ] I'm really sorry about this. |
586 | 00:22:16,054 | 00:22:17,583 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
587 | 00:22:17,613 | 00:22:19,522 | No, it's not okay. I was showing off. | No, it's not okay. I was showing off. |
588 | 00:22:19,552 | 00:22:21,322 | I knew it wasn't safe from that cliff. | I knew it wasn't safe from that cliff. |
589 | 00:22:21,352 | 00:22:23,651 | I was so drunk, I was lucky I pulled my chute at all. | I was so drunk, I was lucky I pulled my chute at all. |
590 | 00:22:23,691 | 00:22:25,320 | You're going to be fine, | You're going to be fine, |
591 | 00:22:25,360 | 00:22:27,020 | and I will be here as long as you want me to be. | and I will be here as long as you want me to be. |
592 | 00:22:27,060 | 00:22:29,589 | I've located the gift shop and the good cafeteria... | I've located the gift shop and the good cafeteria... |
593 | 00:22:29,629 | 00:22:31,928 | "good" being a relative term... And the maternity ward, | "good" being a relative term... And the maternity ward, |
594 | 00:22:31,958 | 00:22:33,857 | in case I want to play a little practical joke, | in case I want to play a little practical joke, |
595 | 00:22:33,897 | 00:22:36,397 | swap the newborns around. | swap the newborns around. |
596 | 00:22:36,427 | 00:22:38,836 | What about the paper, school? | What about the paper, school? |
597 | 00:22:38,866 | 00:22:41,505 | I have my laptop. I can stay on top of my schoolwork. | I have my laptop. I can stay on top of my schoolwork. |
598 | 00:22:41,535 | 00:22:43,334 | And bill can run the paper for a while. | And bill can run the paper for a while. |
599 | 00:22:43,364 | 00:22:47,473 | I don't want you to miss too many classes. | I don't want you to miss too many classes. |
600 | 00:22:47,503 | 00:22:49,472 | Shh. Logan, just relax. | Shh. Logan, just relax. |
601 | 00:22:49,502 | 00:22:53,471 | Get some rest. I'll be here. | Get some rest. I'll be here. |
602 | 00:22:53,511 | 00:22:54,440 | I'm glad. | I'm glad. |
603 | 00:23:05,416 | 00:23:07,546 | So, how we doing? We having fun? | So, how we doing? We having fun? |
604 | 00:23:07,586 | 00:23:08,815 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
605 | 00:23:08,855 | 00:23:11,784 | Marcia, you have to discard. | Marcia, you have to discard. |
606 | 00:23:11,824 | 00:23:13,424 | I know, but you only need one card, | I know, but you only need one card, |
607 | 00:23:13,454 | 00:23:14,793 | and I don't want to give it to you. | and I don't want to give it to you. |
608 | 00:23:14,823 | 00:23:16,892 | What makes you think I only need one card? | What makes you think I only need one card? |
609 | 00:23:16,922 | 00:23:19,522 | You pick up a card and discard like every half-second. | You pick up a card and discard like every half-second. |
610 | 00:23:19,562 | 00:23:21,021 | Well, it's my birthday. | Well, it's my birthday. |
611 | 00:23:21,061 | 00:23:23,430 | Why don't you just give me the stupid card I want? | Why don't you just give me the stupid card I want? |
612 | 00:23:23,460 | 00:23:26,559 | Hey, how do you think the temperature is? | Hey, how do you think the temperature is? |
613 | 00:23:26,599 | 00:23:28,368 | It's fine, I guess. | It's fine, I guess. |
614 | 00:23:28,398 | 00:23:30,428 | Are you cold? Maybe it's too cold in here. | Are you cold? Maybe it's too cold in here. |
615 | 00:23:30,468 | 00:23:32,497 | How many people are cold, huh? | How many people are cold, huh? |
616 | 00:23:32,537 | 00:23:35,836 | Anyone too warm? | Anyone too warm? |
617 | 00:23:35,866 | 00:23:37,965 | Okay, well, good to know. | Okay, well, good to know. |
618 | 00:23:38,005 | 00:23:40,034 | Luke, can I go to the bathroom? | Luke, can I go to the bathroom? |
619 | 00:23:40,074 | 00:23:41,744 | Of course. | Of course. |
620 | 00:23:41,774 | 00:23:43,973 | You don't have to ask permission to go to the bathroom. | You don't have to ask permission to go to the bathroom. |
621 | 00:23:44,003 | 00:23:46,842 | But it's in the restricted area. I could lose a finger. | But it's in the restricted area. I could lose a finger. |
622 | 00:23:46,872 | 00:23:49,741 | Well, the bathroom is not part of the restricted area. | Well, the bathroom is not part of the restricted area. |
623 | 00:23:49,781 | 00:23:51,550 | I didn't mean to include that. | I didn't mean to include that. |
624 | 00:23:51,580 | 00:23:53,950 | Does anyone else have to go to the bathroom? | Does anyone else have to go to the bathroom? |
625 | 00:23:53,980 | 00:23:57,748 | Well, all right. Well, let's line up, okay? | Well, all right. Well, let's line up, okay? |
626 | 00:23:57,778 | 00:23:59,917 | You can use the bathroom one at a time. | You can use the bathroom one at a time. |
627 | 00:23:59,947 | 00:24:01,917 | Laura, you first. Thank you. | Laura, you first. Thank you. |
628 | 00:24:03,086 | 00:24:05,026 | Uh, I'll be right out. | Uh, I'll be right out. |
629 | 00:24:05,056 | 00:24:07,125 | I just have to check on something in the back. | I just have to check on something in the back. |
630 | 00:24:09,724 | 00:24:11,963 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
631 | 00:24:11,993 | 00:24:13,093 | Dragonfly inn. | Dragonfly inn. |
632 | 00:24:13,123 | 00:24:15,432 | It's a disaster. What? | It's a disaster. What? |
633 | 00:24:15,462 | 00:24:17,661 | The party... It's a total disaster. | The party... It's a total disaster. |
634 | 00:24:17,691 | 00:24:18,931 | Why? | Why? |
635 | 00:24:18,961 | 00:24:20,660 | It's like a funeral hall in there. | It's like a funeral hall in there. |
636 | 00:24:20,700 | 00:24:22,969 | I didn't know 13-year-old girls could be so unhappy. | I didn't know 13-year-old girls could be so unhappy. |
637 | 00:24:22,999 | 00:24:24,669 | Where are you? I don't hear anything. | Where are you? I don't hear anything. |
638 | 00:24:24,699 | 00:24:26,898 | I'm in the storage room. I come in here and hide a lot. | I'm in the storage room. I come in here and hide a lot. |
639 | 00:24:26,938 | 00:24:28,667 | Leaving them unsupervised? | Leaving them unsupervised? |
640 | 00:24:28,707 | 00:24:30,837 | Well, there's a peephole here I can see out of. | Well, there's a peephole here I can see out of. |
641 | 00:24:30,867 | 00:24:32,906 | You're peeping at the girls? | You're peeping at the girls? |
642 | 00:24:32,936 | 00:24:35,845 | I do not have time for any weird jokes. | I do not have time for any weird jokes. |
643 | 00:24:35,875 | 00:24:38,714 | What are they doing? | What are they doing? |
644 | 00:24:38,744 | 00:24:40,513 | Well, April was playing cards. | Well, April was playing cards. |
645 | 00:24:40,543 | 00:24:42,143 | Some of the others were reading and playing video games. | Some of the others were reading and playing video games. |
646 | 00:24:42,183 | 00:24:43,742 | At the moment, | At the moment, |
647 | 00:24:43,782 | 00:24:46,051 | they're all just waiting to go to the bathroom. | they're all just waiting to go to the bathroom. |
648 | 00:24:46,081 | 00:24:47,911 | You didn't plan any activities? | You didn't plan any activities? |
649 | 00:24:47,951 | 00:24:50,180 | It's a birthday party. I thought that was the activity. | It's a birthday party. I thought that was the activity. |
650 | 00:24:50,220 | 00:24:52,789 | Oh, Luke. | Oh, Luke. |
651 | 00:24:52,819 | 00:24:53,989 | Is it normal for kids | Is it normal for kids |
652 | 00:24:54,019 | 00:24:55,558 | to fall asleep at a birthday party? | to fall asleep at a birthday party? |
653 | 00:24:55,588 | 00:24:57,058 | Are you listening? Yes. | Are you listening? Yes. |
654 | 00:24:57,088 | 00:24:58,727 | Go upstairs and get your clock radio. | Go upstairs and get your clock radio. |
655 | 00:24:58,757 | 00:25:00,456 | Why, so we can watch the minutes | Why, so we can watch the minutes |
656 | 00:25:00,486 | 00:25:03,155 | of the world's worst birthday party tick off one by one? | of the world's worst birthday party tick off one by one? |
657 | 00:25:03,195 | 00:25:06,794 | Bring it downstairs and put on some music... kc101. | Bring it downstairs and put on some music... kc101. |
658 | 00:25:06,824 | 00:25:08,494 | I'll be right over. You're coming here? | I'll be right over. You're coming here? |
659 | 00:25:08,534 | 00:25:10,893 | I have some things to finish up, | I have some things to finish up, |
660 | 00:25:10,933 | 00:25:12,902 | and then I'll come over, if it's okay? | and then I'll come over, if it's okay? |
661 | 00:25:12,932 | 00:25:14,771 | Is it okay that I come over? | Is it okay that I come over? |
662 | 00:25:14,801 | 00:25:16,731 | Yes, Lorelai, come! Hurry! | Yes, Lorelai, come! Hurry! |
663 | 00:25:16,771 | 00:25:19,800 | I'll hurry. Hurry faster. They might start leaving. | I'll hurry. Hurry faster. They might start leaving. |
664 | 00:25:19,840 | 00:25:21,069 | Okay, bye. | Okay, bye. |
665 | 00:25:25,508 | 00:25:26,807 | Hey. | Hey. |
666 | 00:25:26,837 | 00:25:28,976 | So, it got worse after we hung up. | So, it got worse after we hung up. |
667 | 00:25:29,006 | 00:25:30,606 | I forgot the radio part was broken, | I forgot the radio part was broken, |
668 | 00:25:30,646 | 00:25:33,575 | and the buzzer alarm went off at one point. | and the buzzer alarm went off at one point. |
669 | 00:25:33,615 | 00:25:35,684 | I think it's too late. It's not too late. | I think it's too late. It's not too late. |
670 | 00:25:35,714 | 00:25:38,083 | I swear I heard the word "mutiny" bandied around. | I swear I heard the word "mutiny" bandied around. |
671 | 00:25:38,113 | 00:25:39,053 | It's not too late. Let's get in there. | It's not too late. Let's get in there. |
672 | 00:25:39,083 | 00:25:41,522 | But where's the stuff? | But where's the stuff? |
673 | 00:25:41,552 | 00:25:43,082 | What stuff? The party stuff. | What stuff? The party stuff. |
674 | 00:25:43,122 | 00:25:45,091 | Oh, my god, I left the circus elephants in my car, | Oh, my god, I left the circus elephants in my car, |
675 | 00:25:45,121 | 00:25:46,620 | and I didn't crack a window. | and I didn't crack a window. |
676 | 00:25:46,650 | 00:25:49,459 | Where's the party stuff? Follow my lead. | Where's the party stuff? Follow my lead. |
677 | 00:25:51,059 | 00:25:52,858 | Hey, everybody. I'm Lorelai Gilmore. | Hey, everybody. I'm Lorelai Gilmore. |
678 | 00:25:52,888 | 00:25:54,598 | Thank you so much for your Patience. | Thank you so much for your Patience. |
679 | 00:25:54,628 | 00:25:56,597 | I'm really glad you guys waited to start the party | I'm really glad you guys waited to start the party |
680 | 00:25:56,627 | 00:25:58,796 | until I got here. | until I got here. |
681 | 00:25:58,826 | 00:26:00,765 | Oh, um, that's okay, Lorelai. | Oh, um, that's okay, Lorelai. |
682 | 00:26:00,795 | 00:26:02,765 | We didn't mind, right, girls? | We didn't mind, right, girls? |
683 | 00:26:02,795 | 00:26:05,164 | Great. Okay, let's get this party started. | Great. Okay, let's get this party started. |
684 | 00:26:05,204 | 00:26:06,733 | Where's the birthday girl? Here. | Where's the birthday girl? Here. |
685 | 00:26:06,763 | 00:26:09,672 | April nardini, front and center. | April nardini, front and center. |
686 | 00:26:09,702 | 00:26:11,672 | You know, I met you briefly. | You know, I met you briefly. |
687 | 00:26:11,702 | 00:26:13,201 | You were filling salt and pepper shakers. | You were filling salt and pepper shakers. |
688 | 00:26:13,241 | 00:26:15,940 | You were dressed in all black, and you had really blue eyes. | You were dressed in all black, and you had really blue eyes. |
689 | 00:26:15,970 | 00:26:18,069 | They aren't quite as blue today. | They aren't quite as blue today. |
690 | 00:26:18,109 | 00:26:19,909 | These irises are all natural, baby. | These irises are all natural, baby. |
691 | 00:26:19,939 | 00:26:22,508 | All right, everybody, line up single file behind us. | All right, everybody, line up single file behind us. |
692 | 00:26:22,548 | 00:26:25,677 | We already went to the bathroom. | We already went to the bathroom. |
693 | 00:26:25,717 | 00:26:26,946 | Take the hand of the person in front of you | Take the hand of the person in front of you |
694 | 00:26:26,976 | 00:26:29,115 | and the person in back of you. | and the person in back of you. |
695 | 00:26:29,145 | 00:26:30,915 | Luke, you pull up the rear. I'll take the lead. | Luke, you pull up the rear. I'll take the lead. |
696 | 00:26:30,945 | 00:26:33,754 | What is this? Just follow me, everybody. | What is this? Just follow me, everybody. |
697 | 00:26:33,784 | 00:26:36,823 | No matter what, do not let go of either hand. | No matter what, do not let go of either hand. |
698 | 00:26:36,853 | 00:26:39,552 | We're not allowed to go outside. Or in the kitchen. | We're not allowed to go outside. Or in the kitchen. |
699 | 00:26:39,592 | 00:26:40,851 | Or anywhere else. | Or anywhere else. |
700 | 00:26:40,891 | 00:26:42,021 | What? | What? |
701 | 00:26:42,061 | 00:26:43,890 | You are now, girls. We got new rules. | You are now, girls. We got new rules. |
702 | 00:26:43,920 | 00:26:45,160 | Should we bring our stuff? | Should we bring our stuff? |
703 | 00:26:45,190 | 00:26:47,859 | No, leave it. We'll be back. | No, leave it. We'll be back. |
704 | 00:26:47,889 | 00:26:49,758 | Everybody try to walk at the same pace. | Everybody try to walk at the same pace. |
705 | 00:26:49,798 | 00:26:52,197 | You step on somebody's heels, you could break an ankle. | You step on somebody's heels, you could break an ankle. |
706 | 00:26:52,227 | 00:26:54,867 | And watch out for the traffic... Not just cars, but bikes. | And watch out for the traffic... Not just cars, but bikes. |
707 | 00:26:54,896 | 00:26:57,636 | People in this town ride their bikes like maniacs. | People in this town ride their bikes like maniacs. |
708 | 00:26:57,666 | 00:26:59,105 | Luke! Sorry. | Luke! Sorry. |
709 | 00:26:59,135 | 00:27:02,204 | Oh, check for traffic. Always check. And go! | Oh, check for traffic. Always check. And go! |
710 | 00:27:02,234 | 00:27:04,773 | Where are we going? No idea! | Where are we going? No idea! |
711 | 00:27:04,803 | 00:27:06,672 | Serpentine, girls, serpentine. | Serpentine, girls, serpentine. |
712 | 00:27:06,702 | 00:27:09,941 | Luke: Is this wise to serpentine? | Luke: Is this wise to serpentine? |
713 | 00:27:09,971 | 00:27:11,711 | No! | No! |
714 | 00:27:11,741 | 00:27:13,680 | [ Giggling ] | [ Giggling ] |
715 | 00:27:16,579 | 00:27:18,978 | Hi, Lorelai. | Hi, Lorelai. |
716 | 00:27:19,018 | 00:27:20,118 | Hi. | Hi. |
717 | 00:27:20,148 | 00:27:21,787 | Hey, girls. | Hey, girls. |
718 | 00:27:21,817 | 00:27:23,846 | I'd like you to meet the birthday girl. | I'd like you to meet the birthday girl. |
719 | 00:27:23,886 | 00:27:25,786 | Hi, April. | Hi, April. |
720 | 00:27:25,816 | 00:27:27,785 | Happy birthday. Hello. | Happy birthday. Hello. |
721 | 00:27:27,815 | 00:27:29,854 | You are adorable. | You are adorable. |
722 | 00:27:29,884 | 00:27:33,153 | I want you each to take a basket and fill it up. | I want you each to take a basket and fill it up. |
723 | 00:27:33,193 | 00:27:34,993 | I want you to pick anything you want | I want you to pick anything you want |
724 | 00:27:35,023 | 00:27:36,792 | because today we're getting makeovers. | because today we're getting makeovers. |
725 | 00:27:36,822 | 00:27:38,761 | [ Screaming ] | [ Screaming ] |
726 | 00:27:38,791 | 00:27:40,990 | These two ladies are here to help you in any way you need. | These two ladies are here to help you in any way you need. |
727 | 00:27:41,030 | 00:27:42,960 | That's Alison and Leslie. | That's Alison and Leslie. |
728 | 00:27:43,000 | 00:27:47,198 | On your Mark, get set, and shop! | On your Mark, get set, and shop! |
729 | 00:27:47,228 | 00:27:49,967 | [ Giggling ] | [ Giggling ] |
730 | 00:27:49,997 | 00:27:52,137 | You're a genius. 13-year-old girls and makeup... | You're a genius. 13-year-old girls and makeup... |
731 | 00:27:52,167 | 00:27:53,836 | It's like betting on secretariat. | It's like betting on secretariat. |
732 | 00:27:53,866 | 00:27:56,635 | Never in a million years would I have thought of this. | Never in a million years would I have thought of this. |
733 | 00:27:56,675 | 00:27:57,835 | That's why I'm the yin to your Yang, | That's why I'm the yin to your Yang, |
734 | 00:27:57,875 | 00:28:00,074 | the emack to your bolio. | the emack to your bolio. |
735 | 00:28:00,104 | 00:28:01,813 | Hey, who wants hot-pink highlights? | Hey, who wants hot-pink highlights? |
736 | 00:28:01,843 | 00:28:03,543 | Oh, me! | Oh, me! |
737 | 00:28:03,573 | 00:28:06,582 | I hate that you're cutting your honeymoon short. | I hate that you're cutting your honeymoon short. |
738 | 00:28:06,611 | 00:28:09,181 | With mom flaking out, I don't want to be here anymore. | With mom flaking out, I don't want to be here anymore. |
739 | 00:28:09,211 | 00:28:11,010 | We've got seats on a flight tonight, | We've got seats on a flight tonight, |
740 | 00:28:11,050 | 00:28:12,849 | but it's got a 5-hour layover, | but it's got a 5-hour layover, |
741 | 00:28:12,879 | 00:28:14,919 | so we're trying to find something more direct. | so we're trying to find something more direct. |
742 | 00:28:14,949 | 00:28:16,818 | We should be there sometime tomorrow night. | We should be there sometime tomorrow night. |
743 | 00:28:16,848 | 00:28:19,957 | Okay. So, have you heard anything more from your dad? | Okay. So, have you heard anything more from your dad? |
744 | 00:28:19,987 | 00:28:21,316 | Yeah, I just talked to him. | Yeah, I just talked to him. |
745 | 00:28:21,356 | 00:28:23,326 | Is he coming down here? Nope. | Is he coming down here? Nope. |
746 | 00:28:23,356 | 00:28:24,855 | He's out of town, too? | He's out of town, too? |
747 | 00:28:24,895 | 00:28:27,294 | No, he's home. He's just not coming. | No, he's home. He's just not coming. |
748 | 00:28:27,324 | 00:28:29,124 | It's the life and death brigade thing. | It's the life and death brigade thing. |
749 | 00:28:29,164 | 00:28:30,693 | He's very against it. | He's very against it. |
750 | 00:28:30,723 | 00:28:32,193 | But he was in the life and death brigade. | But he was in the life and death brigade. |
751 | 00:28:32,233 | 00:28:34,132 | Yes, but he feels that he knew when to grow up | Yes, but he feels that he knew when to grow up |
752 | 00:28:34,162 | 00:28:36,661 | and accept responsibility and that Logan doesn't. | and accept responsibility and that Logan doesn't. |
753 | 00:28:36,701 | 00:28:39,100 | He wanted his precious boy done with that by now, | He wanted his precious boy done with that by now, |
754 | 00:28:39,130 | 00:28:40,630 | so he's boycotting. | so he's boycotting. |
755 | 00:28:40,670 | 00:28:42,669 | He's boycotting his injured son? | He's boycotting his injured son? |
756 | 00:28:42,699 | 00:28:44,268 | Logan had emergency surgery. | Logan had emergency surgery. |
757 | 00:28:44,298 | 00:28:47,667 | Hypocrisy runs very deep in the huntzberger family. | Hypocrisy runs very deep in the huntzberger family. |
758 | 00:28:47,707 | 00:28:51,036 | Anyhow, forget it. I'm sure Logan isn't expecting him. | Anyhow, forget it. I'm sure Logan isn't expecting him. |
759 | 00:28:51,076 | 00:28:53,275 | So, I'll call later when I have more flight information. | So, I'll call later when I have more flight information. |
760 | 00:28:53,305 | 00:28:55,245 | Okay, bye. | Okay, bye. |
761 | 00:28:55,275 | 00:28:57,574 | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Davis, telephone, please. | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Davis, telephone, please. |
762 | 00:28:57,614 | 00:28:59,843 | Dr. Davis, telephone, please. | Dr. Davis, telephone, please. |
763 | 00:29:08,380 | 00:29:09,889 | Mitchum huntzberger? | Mitchum huntzberger? |
764 | 00:29:09,919 | 00:29:11,589 | Yes, it's Rory Gilmore. | Yes, it's Rory Gilmore. |
765 | 00:29:11,619 | 00:29:13,658 | I just thought I'd call and remind you | I just thought I'd call and remind you |
766 | 00:29:13,688 | 00:29:15,328 | that Logan is lying in a hospital bed | that Logan is lying in a hospital bed |
767 | 00:29:15,358 | 00:29:17,587 | with a partially collapsed lung and a whole host | with a partially collapsed lung and a whole host |
768 | 00:29:17,627 | 00:29:19,856 | of other potentially life-threatening injuries. | of other potentially life-threatening injuries. |
769 | 00:29:19,896 | 00:29:21,625 | And I'm figuring a guy like you, | And I'm figuring a guy like you, |
770 | 00:29:21,665 | 00:29:24,164 | surrounded by nothing but a bunch of terrified sycophants | surrounded by nothing but a bunch of terrified sycophants |
771 | 00:29:24,194 | 00:29:26,134 | might not have have someone in his life | might not have have someone in his life |
772 | 00:29:26,164 | 00:29:28,733 | with the guts to tell him what an incredibly selfish, | with the guts to tell him what an incredibly selfish, |
773 | 00:29:28,763 | 00:29:31,832 | narcissistic ass he's being, so I thought I'd jump on in. | narcissistic ass he's being, so I thought I'd jump on in. |
774 | 00:29:31,872 | 00:29:33,901 | Swallow your pride, get in your car, | Swallow your pride, get in your car, |
775 | 00:29:33,931 | 00:29:36,870 | and come down here and see your son... now! | and come down here and see your son... now! |
776 | 00:29:39,039 | 00:29:41,638 | That looks excellent. | That looks excellent. |
777 | 00:29:41,678 | 00:29:43,738 | [ Gasps ] Marcia, fabulous. | [ Gasps ] Marcia, fabulous. |
778 | 00:29:43,778 | 00:29:45,807 | You look like Sophia loren. | You look like Sophia loren. |
779 | 00:29:45,847 | 00:29:48,676 | I was going for Vanessa minnillo on mtv. | I was going for Vanessa minnillo on mtv. |
780 | 00:29:48,716 | 00:29:50,045 | Ah, I love her music. | Ah, I love her music. |
781 | 00:29:50,075 | 00:29:51,685 | She's a v.J. | She's a v.J. |
782 | 00:29:51,715 | 00:29:54,014 | I love her music-video introductions. | I love her music-video introductions. |
783 | 00:29:54,044 | 00:29:55,853 | She's so smooth and classy. | She's so smooth and classy. |
784 | 00:29:55,883 | 00:29:58,013 | Luke, more chips here. | Luke, more chips here. |
785 | 00:29:58,053 | 00:30:00,252 | Lorelai, check this out. | Lorelai, check this out. |
786 | 00:30:00,282 | 00:30:03,191 | Ooh, cool. Your eyes have eyes. | Ooh, cool. Your eyes have eyes. |
787 | 00:30:03,221 | 00:30:05,190 | You could fall asleep in class, | You could fall asleep in class, |
788 | 00:30:05,220 | 00:30:07,189 | and no one would know. | and no one would know. |
789 | 00:30:07,219 | 00:30:08,359 | April: Lorelai. | April: Lorelai. |
790 | 00:30:08,389 | 00:30:11,358 | Oh, April, you look beautiful. | Oh, April, you look beautiful. |
791 | 00:30:11,388 | 00:30:13,127 | Leslie says I have excellent bone structure. | Leslie says I have excellent bone structure. |
792 | 00:30:13,157 | 00:30:14,897 | Well, I agree with her. | Well, I agree with her. |
793 | 00:30:14,927 | 00:30:16,766 | So it's not weird when someone compliments your skull? | So it's not weird when someone compliments your skull? |
794 | 00:30:16,796 | 00:30:19,135 | A woman takes any compliment that comes her way. | A woman takes any compliment that comes her way. |
795 | 00:30:19,165 | 00:30:21,804 | Did you do that glitter heart on your cheek? | Did you do that glitter heart on your cheek? |
796 | 00:30:21,834 | 00:30:24,164 | Happens to be my handiwork. You want one? | Happens to be my handiwork. You want one? |
797 | 00:30:24,204 | 00:30:26,033 | Yes. All right, sit. | Yes. All right, sit. |
798 | 00:30:26,073 | 00:30:27,732 | What color would you like... | What color would you like... |
799 | 00:30:27,772 | 00:30:30,701 | Pink, blue, purple, florescent green? | Pink, blue, purple, florescent green? |
800 | 00:30:30,741 | 00:30:33,210 | I'm obsessed with purple, probably because I'm obsessed | I'm obsessed with purple, probably because I'm obsessed |
801 | 00:30:33,240 | 00:30:34,940 | with "Harold and the purple crayon." | with "Harold and the purple crayon." |
802 | 00:30:34,980 | 00:30:36,379 | I know I'm too old, | I know I'm too old, |
803 | 00:30:36,409 | 00:30:38,878 | but it's still one of my all-time-favorite books. | but it's still one of my all-time-favorite books. |
804 | 00:30:38,908 | 00:30:41,308 | I'm too old for us weekly. It never stopped me. | I'm too old for us weekly. It never stopped me. |
805 | 00:30:41,348 | 00:30:43,147 | So, you have a daughter, right? | So, you have a daughter, right? |
806 | 00:30:43,177 | 00:30:44,816 | Yes... Rory. | Yes... Rory. |
807 | 00:30:44,846 | 00:30:46,716 | That's good. You'd be wasted on a son. | That's good. You'd be wasted on a son. |
808 | 00:30:46,746 | 00:30:48,755 | I'm gonna take that as a compliment. | I'm gonna take that as a compliment. |
809 | 00:30:48,785 | 00:30:50,384 | It is. You remind me of my mom. | It is. You remind me of my mom. |
810 | 00:30:50,414 | 00:30:52,354 | Is she handy with the glitter? | Is she handy with the glitter? |
811 | 00:30:52,384 | 00:30:55,353 | She painted a mural on my wall in nail polish one night. | She painted a mural on my wall in nail polish one night. |
812 | 00:30:55,393 | 00:30:56,892 | That's cool. | That's cool. |
813 | 00:30:56,922 | 00:30:58,761 | I think you'd like her. | I think you'd like her. |
814 | 00:30:58,791 | 00:31:00,761 | All right, you're all done. | All right, you're all done. |
815 | 00:31:00,791 | 00:31:02,030 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
816 | 00:31:05,059 | 00:31:06,829 | I love it. Thanks, marcia. | I love it. Thanks, marcia. |
817 | 00:31:06,859 | 00:31:08,828 | She's loving her presents. | She's loving her presents. |
818 | 00:31:08,868 | 00:31:11,327 | Okay, how about this one? It's from your dad. | Okay, how about this one? It's from your dad. |
819 | 00:31:11,367 | 00:31:13,696 | You know, | You know, |
820 | 00:31:13,736 | 00:31:16,835 | you don't have to open up all your presents right away. | you don't have to open up all your presents right away. |
821 | 00:31:16,865 | 00:31:19,174 | You could maybe save a few and open them tomorrow, | You could maybe save a few and open them tomorrow, |
822 | 00:31:19,204 | 00:31:20,904 | sort of extend the experience. | sort of extend the experience. |
823 | 00:31:20,934 | 00:31:22,203 | Bad idea, Hagrid. | Bad idea, Hagrid. |
824 | 00:31:22,243 | 00:31:24,842 | I don't want to extend the experience. | I don't want to extend the experience. |
825 | 00:31:24,872 | 00:31:26,442 | Wait, is that my gift? | Wait, is that my gift? |
826 | 00:31:26,472 | 00:31:27,971 | It says it's from Luke. | It says it's from Luke. |
827 | 00:31:28,011 | 00:31:31,010 | The new "way things work." I was gonna get this. | The new "way things work." I was gonna get this. |
828 | 00:31:31,040 | 00:31:33,010 | And a gift certificate to the discovery store. | And a gift certificate to the discovery store. |
829 | 00:31:33,050 | 00:31:34,179 | Thanks, Luke! | Thanks, Luke! |
830 | 00:31:34,209 | 00:31:36,748 | I love it! Thank you so much! | I love it! Thank you so much! |
831 | 00:31:36,778 | 00:31:39,317 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
832 | 00:31:39,347 | 00:31:40,787 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
833 | 00:31:40,817 | 00:31:42,386 | My pleasure. | My pleasure. |
834 | 00:31:42,416 | 00:31:44,785 | You know what would really push this party over the top? | You know what would really push this party over the top? |
835 | 00:31:44,825 | 00:31:46,385 | If we made it into a sleepover. | If we made it into a sleepover. |
836 | 00:31:46,425 | 00:31:48,694 | You've got sleeping bags and blankets. | You've got sleeping bags and blankets. |
837 | 00:31:48,724 | 00:31:51,153 | Plus, I still got Jess' bed. | Plus, I still got Jess' bed. |
838 | 00:31:51,193 | 00:31:53,322 | Why don't you ask the birthday girl if she wants to? | Why don't you ask the birthday girl if she wants to? |
839 | 00:31:53,362 | 00:31:55,962 | April, come here a sec. What's up? | April, come here a sec. What's up? |
840 | 00:31:55,992 | 00:31:58,161 | How would you feel about making this a slumber party? | How would you feel about making this a slumber party? |
841 | 00:31:58,191 | 00:31:59,360 | Really? | Really? |
842 | 00:31:59,400 | 00:32:01,360 | Do you guys want to sleep over? | Do you guys want to sleep over? |
843 | 00:32:01,400 | 00:32:03,869 | That would be really cool. | That would be really cool. |
844 | 00:32:03,899 | 00:32:05,868 | First off, we got to call all your parents | First off, we got to call all your parents |
845 | 00:32:05,898 | 00:32:07,997 | to see if it's okay with them. | to see if it's okay with them. |
846 | 00:32:08,037 | 00:32:09,907 | So, with that in mind, | So, with that in mind, |
847 | 00:32:09,937 | 00:32:13,036 | why don't we form a single-file line behind here to the phone? | why don't we form a single-file line behind here to the phone? |
848 | 00:32:13,076 | 00:32:15,245 | [ Cellphones beeping ] | [ Cellphones beeping ] |
849 | 00:32:15,275 | 00:32:18,944 | Or you could use your own, I guess. | Or you could use your own, I guess. |
850 | 00:32:18,974 | 00:32:20,473 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
851 | 00:32:20,513 | 00:32:22,982 | So, I think I'm gonna take off. | So, I think I'm gonna take off. |
852 | 00:32:23,012 | 00:32:24,781 | No, stay. You got to stay. | No, stay. You got to stay. |
853 | 00:32:24,811 | 00:32:27,311 | It's a slumber party. You're the slumber-party expert. | It's a slumber party. You're the slumber-party expert. |
854 | 00:32:27,351 | 00:32:29,350 | What does Hagrid know about slumber parties? | What does Hagrid know about slumber parties? |
855 | 00:32:29,380 | 00:32:31,889 | Would it be weird, the two of us sleeping together? | Would it be weird, the two of us sleeping together? |
856 | 00:32:31,919 | 00:32:33,988 | You and the girls can sleep upstairs. | You and the girls can sleep upstairs. |
857 | 00:32:34,018 | 00:32:35,388 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
858 | 00:32:35,418 | 00:32:38,057 | Absolutely. You have to stay. April would want that. | Absolutely. You have to stay. April would want that. |
859 | 00:32:38,087 | 00:32:39,486 | Okay, I'll stay. | Okay, I'll stay. |
860 | 00:32:39,526 | 00:32:41,756 | The movie's all ready to go. | The movie's all ready to go. |
861 | 00:32:41,796 | 00:32:44,325 | I just need it back for the weinstein retirement party. | I just need it back for the weinstein retirement party. |
862 | 00:32:44,355 | 00:32:46,864 | Mel weinstein's a nut for John Hughes movies. | Mel weinstein's a nut for John Hughes movies. |
863 | 00:32:46,894 | 00:32:51,092 | All right, girls, um, | All right, girls, um, |
864 | 00:32:51,132 | 00:32:53,262 | you're about to meet someone very special to me. | you're about to meet someone very special to me. |
865 | 00:32:53,302 | 00:32:55,131 | Her name is Molly ringwald. | Her name is Molly ringwald. |
866 | 00:32:55,171 | 00:32:57,470 | Now, I know you don't know who that is, | Now, I know you don't know who that is, |
867 | 00:32:57,500 | 00:33:00,999 | but suffice it to say, she is my generation's Audrey hepburn. | but suffice it to say, she is my generation's Audrey hepburn. |
868 | 00:33:01,039 | 00:33:03,338 | And I know you don't know who that is, either, | And I know you don't know who that is, either, |
869 | 00:33:03,368 | 00:33:05,237 | but trust me, you're gonna love her. | but trust me, you're gonna love her. |
870 | 00:33:05,277 | 00:33:07,237 | And yes, that is the guy from "two and a half men." | And yes, that is the guy from "two and a half men." |
871 | 00:33:07,277 | 00:33:08,336 | All right, enjoy. | All right, enjoy. |
872 | 00:33:08,376 | 00:33:11,005 | [ Projector whirring ] | [ Projector whirring ] |
873 | 00:33:11,045 | 00:33:13,914 | [ The psychedelic furs' "pretty in pink" plays ] | [ The psychedelic furs' "pretty in pink" plays ] |
874 | 00:33:17,283 | 00:33:19,352 | [ Girls laughing ] | [ Girls laughing ] |
875 | 00:33:24,381 | 00:33:27,090 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
876 | 00:33:27,120 | 00:33:29,459 | Girls: Light as a feather, stiff as a board. | Girls: Light as a feather, stiff as a board. |
877 | 00:33:29,489 | 00:33:31,858 | Light as a feather, stiff as a board. | Light as a feather, stiff as a board. |
878 | 00:33:31,888 | 00:33:34,427 | Light as a feather, stiff as a board. | Light as a feather, stiff as a board. |
879 | 00:33:34,457 | 00:33:38,126 | I forgot how much fun it could be just to put makeup on. | I forgot how much fun it could be just to put makeup on. |
880 | 00:33:38,156 | 00:33:40,395 | It's become so pragmatic, such drudgery. | It's become so pragmatic, such drudgery. |
881 | 00:33:40,425 | 00:33:43,334 | It's like all we use it for now is to look better. | It's like all we use it for now is to look better. |
882 | 00:33:43,364 | 00:33:46,333 | And why would the two of us ever need to look better? | And why would the two of us ever need to look better? |
883 | 00:33:46,363 | 00:33:49,232 | Whatever happened to the questionably attractive glories | Whatever happened to the questionably attractive glories |
884 | 00:33:49,272 | 00:33:52,501 | of wet 'n' wild blue eye shadow or crimping irons? | of wet 'n' wild blue eye shadow or crimping irons? |
885 | 00:33:52,541 | 00:33:56,040 | Remember sun-in and aqua net and bonne bell lip smackers? | Remember sun-in and aqua net and bonne bell lip smackers? |
886 | 00:33:56,070 | 00:33:58,309 | I used to love bonne bell lip smackers. | I used to love bonne bell lip smackers. |
887 | 00:33:58,339 | 00:34:01,208 | Who doesn't love a lip gloss that doubles as a necklace? | Who doesn't love a lip gloss that doubles as a necklace? |
888 | 00:34:01,238 | 00:34:03,047 | And they smelled so great. | And they smelled so great. |
889 | 00:34:03,077 | 00:34:05,376 | Except once, I had the chocolate-fudge-flavored one, | Except once, I had the chocolate-fudge-flavored one, |
890 | 00:34:05,416 | 00:34:08,275 | and in study hall, Trevor fink ate the whole thing, | and in study hall, Trevor fink ate the whole thing, |
891 | 00:34:08,315 | 00:34:09,915 | and then he threw it up | and then he threw it up |
892 | 00:34:09,945 | 00:34:12,554 | all over my copy of "the red badge of courage." | all over my copy of "the red badge of courage." |
893 | 00:34:12,584 | 00:34:14,553 | We all had a Trevor fink in our lives. | We all had a Trevor fink in our lives. |
894 | 00:34:14,583 | 00:34:17,022 | So, it sounds like the party was great. | So, it sounds like the party was great. |
895 | 00:34:17,052 | 00:34:19,352 | It was a great party and a major breakthrough. | It was a great party and a major breakthrough. |
896 | 00:34:19,392 | 00:34:21,321 | April's awesome. I think she liked me. | April's awesome. I think she liked me. |
897 | 00:34:21,351 | 00:34:23,220 | I bet she loved you. We bonded. | I bet she loved you. We bonded. |
898 | 00:34:23,260 | 00:34:26,529 | Hopefully, things will change and I won't have to hide. | Hopefully, things will change and I won't have to hide. |
899 | 00:34:26,559 | 00:34:28,088 | Good. | Good. |
900 | 00:34:28,128 | 00:34:30,128 | Luke just needed that time and space. | Luke just needed that time and space. |
901 | 00:34:30,158 | 00:34:32,927 | And in hindsight, I think it was good for him, | And in hindsight, I think it was good for him, |
902 | 00:34:32,967 | 00:34:35,336 | and I'm really glad I let him have it. | and I'm really glad I let him have it. |
903 | 00:34:35,366 | 00:34:36,466 | You were incredibly patient. | You were incredibly patient. |
904 | 00:34:36,496 | 00:34:38,465 | I was... incredibly patient, | I was... incredibly patient, |
905 | 00:34:38,495 | 00:34:41,364 | while at the same time incredibly impatient. | while at the same time incredibly impatient. |
906 | 00:34:41,404 | 00:34:43,973 | You're a complicated woman. I am, yes. | You're a complicated woman. I am, yes. |
907 | 00:34:44,003 | 00:34:45,902 | I try to deny it, but there it is. | I try to deny it, but there it is. |
908 | 00:34:45,942 | 00:34:47,902 | I'm kind of sad I wasn't at the party. | I'm kind of sad I wasn't at the party. |
909 | 00:34:47,942 | 00:34:49,541 | I feel like I missed out. | I feel like I missed out. |
910 | 00:34:49,571 | 00:34:52,310 | I thought you might, so I brought you some leftovers. | I thought you might, so I brought you some leftovers. |
911 | 00:34:52,340 | 00:34:54,039 | Bonne bell lip smackers, anyone? | Bonne bell lip smackers, anyone? |
912 | 00:34:54,079 | 00:34:55,809 | No! | No! |
913 | 00:34:55,849 | 00:34:58,078 | I've got original, glitter gloss, | I've got original, glitter gloss, |
914 | 00:34:58,108 | 00:35:00,077 | grape crush, and Dr. Pepper. | grape crush, and Dr. Pepper. |
915 | 00:35:00,117 | 00:35:02,017 | I feel like I'm 15 again. | I feel like I'm 15 again. |
916 | 00:35:02,047 | 00:35:04,916 | Jackson's so getting under my bra tonight. | Jackson's so getting under my bra tonight. |
917 | 00:35:04,956 | 00:35:07,055 | Oh, my god! | Oh, my god! |
918 | 00:35:07,085 | 00:35:09,354 | Luke, there's some glitter on my pancakes. | Luke, there's some glitter on my pancakes. |
919 | 00:35:09,384 | 00:35:12,823 | Sorry about that. Let me fix that up for you. | Sorry about that. Let me fix that up for you. |
920 | 00:35:12,853 | 00:35:15,362 | Wasn't any glitter when I was running the place. | Wasn't any glitter when I was running the place. |
921 | 00:35:15,392 | 00:35:18,161 | And cut up one of those cold bananas, will you? | And cut up one of those cold bananas, will you? |
922 | 00:35:18,191 | 00:35:20,390 | Excuse me, is Luke around? | Excuse me, is Luke around? |
923 | 00:35:20,430 | 00:35:22,130 | Yeah, he's here. He's always here. | Yeah, he's here. He's always here. |
924 | 00:35:22,160 | 00:35:24,329 | Hey, Anna, how are you? | Hey, Anna, how are you? |
925 | 00:35:24,359 | 00:35:26,028 | Can we talk in private? | Can we talk in private? |
926 | 00:35:26,068 | 00:35:27,928 | Uh, sure. This way. | Uh, sure. This way. |
927 | 00:35:27,968 | 00:35:29,597 | Caesar, I'm gonna take a couple minutes. | Caesar, I'm gonna take a couple minutes. |
928 | 00:35:29,637 | 00:35:30,797 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
929 | 00:35:33,036 | 00:35:34,305 | So, what's up? | So, what's up? |
930 | 00:35:34,335 | 00:35:36,075 | I can't believe you did this. | I can't believe you did this. |
931 | 00:35:36,105 | 00:35:38,374 | You said you wanted to throw her a party, Luke... you. | You said you wanted to throw her a party, Luke... you. |
932 | 00:35:38,404 | 00:35:39,903 | I did. | I did. |
933 | 00:35:39,943 | 00:35:42,373 | You had your girlfriend throw her a party... | You had your girlfriend throw her a party... |
934 | 00:35:42,413 | 00:35:44,412 | A girlfriend I've never even met. | A girlfriend I've never even met. |
935 | 00:35:44,442 | 00:35:46,011 | This is not our agreement. | This is not our agreement. |
936 | 00:35:46,041 | 00:35:48,880 | I did throw the party. Lorelai was just helping out. | I did throw the party. Lorelai was just helping out. |
937 | 00:35:48,910 | 00:35:50,250 | Helping out? | Helping out? |
938 | 00:35:50,280 | 00:35:52,049 | April said you spent the night downstairs. | April said you spent the night downstairs. |
939 | 00:35:52,079 | 00:35:54,318 | Well, I spent the night in the storage room. | Well, I spent the night in the storage room. |
940 | 00:35:54,348 | 00:35:56,148 | So when you were in the storage room, | So when you were in the storage room, |
941 | 00:35:56,188 | 00:35:58,187 | your girlfriend was upstairs with the girls. | your girlfriend was upstairs with the girls. |
942 | 00:35:58,217 | 00:35:59,317 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
943 | 00:35:59,357 | 00:36:01,186 | How am I supposed to explain that | How am I supposed to explain that |
944 | 00:36:01,216 | 00:36:03,025 | "to the other girl" parents? | "to the other girl" parents? |
945 | 00:36:03,055 | 00:36:04,625 | How am I supposed to tell them | How am I supposed to tell them |
946 | 00:36:04,655 | 00:36:06,524 | that I left their kids all alone | that I left their kids all alone |
947 | 00:36:06,554 | 00:36:08,454 | with a woman I've never even met? | with a woman I've never even met? |
948 | 00:36:08,493 | 00:36:10,893 | I'm sorry. I didn't think that it was gonna cause... | I'm sorry. I didn't think that it was gonna cause... |
949 | 00:36:10,923 | 00:36:12,162 | If I can't trust you, Luke, | If I can't trust you, Luke, |
950 | 00:36:12,192 | 00:36:13,862 | this arrangement is not gonna work. | this arrangement is not gonna work. |
951 | 00:36:13,892 | 00:36:16,031 | April is not a sweater that you're borrowing. | April is not a sweater that you're borrowing. |
952 | 00:36:16,061 | 00:36:17,860 | She's my kid. | She's my kid. |
953 | 00:36:17,900 | 00:36:20,069 | I have to know where she is and who she's with always. | I have to know where she is and who she's with always. |
954 | 00:36:20,099 | 00:36:21,529 | I'm sorry. You can trust me, I swear. | I'm sorry. You can trust me, I swear. |
955 | 00:36:21,569 | 00:36:23,538 | You know what? | You know what? |
956 | 00:36:23,568 | 00:36:25,238 | I am too mad. I can't even look at you. | I am too mad. I can't even look at you. |
957 | 00:36:25,268 | 00:36:26,867 | Anna. | Anna. |
958 | 00:36:38,043 | 00:36:40,912 | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Blair, Dr. Blair. | Woman on P.A.: Dr. Blair, Dr. Blair. |
959 | 00:36:40,942 | 00:36:43,511 | Dr. Jay Hamilton, Dr. Jay Hamilton. | Dr. Jay Hamilton, Dr. Jay Hamilton. |
960 | 00:36:48,250 | 00:36:49,419 | Luke: Hello! | Luke: Hello! |
961 | 00:36:49,449 | 00:36:51,289 | Kitchen! | Kitchen! |
962 | 00:36:51,319 | 00:36:53,158 | Thank god. I am so nutrition-deprived. | Thank god. I am so nutrition-deprived. |
963 | 00:36:53,188 | 00:36:55,587 | All I've eaten in the last two days is cake, candy, cookies, | All I've eaten in the last two days is cake, candy, cookies, |
964 | 00:36:55,627 | 00:36:58,156 | and about 10 pounds of flavored lip gloss. | and about 10 pounds of flavored lip gloss. |
965 | 00:36:58,186 | 00:37:01,195 | Well, then, let's eat. | Well, then, let's eat. |
966 | 00:37:01,225 | 00:37:03,124 | Do you want to be civilized and eat off plates | Do you want to be civilized and eat off plates |
967 | 00:37:03,164 | 00:37:04,564 | or just right out of the containers? | or just right out of the containers? |
968 | 00:37:04,594 | 00:37:06,133 | I know you don't approve, | I know you don't approve, |
969 | 00:37:06,163 | 00:37:08,033 | but I think there is some sort of origami thing | but I think there is some sort of origami thing |
970 | 00:37:08,063 | 00:37:09,362 | happening with these containers | happening with these containers |
971 | 00:37:09,402 | 00:37:10,932 | that makes the food taste better in them. | that makes the food taste better in them. |
972 | 00:37:10,962 | 00:37:12,601 | It's like feng shui for noodles. | It's like feng shui for noodles. |
973 | 00:37:12,631 | 00:37:15,570 | I'm not just saying that because I don't want any cleanup. | I'm not just saying that because I don't want any cleanup. |
974 | 00:37:15,600 | 00:37:17,240 | That's only part of it. | That's only part of it. |
975 | 00:37:17,270 | 00:37:20,039 | Out of the containers is fine. Righteous. | Out of the containers is fine. Righteous. |
976 | 00:37:20,069 | 00:37:22,208 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
977 | 00:37:22,238 | 00:37:24,077 | You okay? | You okay? |
978 | 00:37:24,107 | 00:37:26,406 | Anna came by the diner. | Anna came by the diner. |
979 | 00:37:26,446 | 00:37:27,976 | Why? What's up? | Why? What's up? |
980 | 00:37:28,006 | 00:37:29,945 | She's mad. She's really mad. | She's mad. She's really mad. |
981 | 00:37:29,975 | 00:37:32,044 | What about? The party. | What about? The party. |
982 | 00:37:32,084 | 00:37:34,084 | Well, the party was a smash. | Well, the party was a smash. |
983 | 00:37:34,114 | 00:37:36,453 | She says she feels betrayed | She says she feels betrayed |
984 | 00:37:36,483 | 00:37:38,412 | because I let you throw April a birthday party | because I let you throw April a birthday party |
985 | 00:37:38,452 | 00:37:40,351 | even though she's never met you. | even though she's never met you. |
986 | 00:37:40,381 | 00:37:43,121 | You were there the whole time. We both threw the party. | You were there the whole time. We both threw the party. |
987 | 00:37:43,150 | 00:37:45,620 | I told her that, but I left you alone with them all night | I told her that, but I left you alone with them all night |
988 | 00:37:45,660 | 00:37:47,059 | and didn't clear it with her first. | and didn't clear it with her first. |
989 | 00:37:47,089 | 00:37:48,888 | She's really mad about that. | She's really mad about that. |
990 | 00:37:50,558 | 00:37:52,427 | It's not your fault. I should have seen this coming. | It's not your fault. I should have seen this coming. |
991 | 00:37:52,457 | 00:37:55,196 | I was stupid. I didn't think it through. | I was stupid. I didn't think it through. |
992 | 00:37:55,226 | 00:37:56,466 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
993 | 00:37:56,496 | 00:37:58,625 | Yeah, me too. | Yeah, me too. |
994 | 00:37:58,665 | 00:38:01,494 | I brought some beer, but I left it in the truck. | I brought some beer, but I left it in the truck. |
995 | 00:38:01,534 | 00:38:03,403 | Be right back. | Be right back. |
996 | 00:38:07,172 | 00:38:08,432 | [ Door opens ] | [ Door opens ] |
997 | 00:38:10,501 | 00:38:12,410 | Hey. | Hey. |
998 | 00:38:12,440 | 00:38:15,379 | So, my dad just left. I saw. | So, my dad just left. I saw. |
999 | 00:38:15,409 | 00:38:17,209 | I still can't believe it. He actually visited. | I still can't believe it. He actually visited. |
1000 | 00:38:17,239 | 00:38:19,408 | He was only moderately hostile, slightly condescending, | He was only moderately hostile, slightly condescending, |
1001 | 00:38:19,448 | 00:38:21,247 | and no more self-centered than usual. | and no more self-centered than usual. |
1002 | 00:38:21,277 | 00:38:23,217 | It's good that he came. Good for him. | It's good that he came. Good for him. |
1003 | 00:38:23,247 | 00:38:26,046 | Are you feeling any better? I am. | Are you feeling any better? I am. |
1004 | 00:38:26,086 | 00:38:27,445 | It could have something to do | It could have something to do |
1005 | 00:38:27,485 | 00:38:29,414 | with the 27 medications they have me jacked up on. | with the 27 medications they have me jacked up on. |
1006 | 00:38:29,454 | 00:38:31,054 | I checked with the doctor. | I checked with the doctor. |
1007 | 00:38:31,084 | 00:38:34,523 | It's mostly cough syrup and baby aspirin. | It's mostly cough syrup and baby aspirin. |
1008 | 00:38:34,553 | 00:38:36,092 | What's wrong? I'm feeling better. | What's wrong? I'm feeling better. |
1009 | 00:38:38,151 | 00:38:39,221 | What? | What? |
1010 | 00:38:39,261 | 00:38:41,290 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1011 | 00:38:41,320 | 00:38:43,659 | About what? About letting you go on this trip. | About what? About letting you go on this trip. |
1012 | 00:38:43,689 | 00:38:47,028 | I was just so busy being mad at you. | I was just so busy being mad at you. |
1013 | 00:38:47,058 | 00:38:49,028 | I didn't think I was trying to punish you, | I didn't think I was trying to punish you, |
1014 | 00:38:49,068 | 00:38:50,427 | but I was trying to punish you. | but I was trying to punish you. |
1015 | 00:38:50,467 | 00:38:51,497 | No, Rory. | No, Rory. |
1016 | 00:38:51,527 | 00:38:53,466 | I should have stopped you. | I should have stopped you. |
1017 | 00:38:53,496 | 00:38:55,435 | A team of psychiatrists with tranquilizer guns | A team of psychiatrists with tranquilizer guns |
1018 | 00:38:55,465 | 00:38:57,035 | couldn't have stopped me. | couldn't have stopped me. |
1019 | 00:38:57,065 | 00:38:58,364 | I was going no matter what. | I was going no matter what. |
1020 | 00:38:58,404 | 00:39:00,274 | Do not feel guilty about this. | Do not feel guilty about this. |
1021 | 00:39:00,304 | 00:39:02,643 | I just sent you out that door. I didn't even care. | I just sent you out that door. I didn't even care. |
1022 | 00:39:02,673 | 00:39:06,072 | I was so cold. I just... I could have lost you. | I was so cold. I just... I could have lost you. |
1023 | 00:39:06,112 | 00:39:07,271 | You didn't lose me. | You didn't lose me. |
1024 | 00:39:07,311 | 00:39:09,111 | But I could have, though. | But I could have, though. |
1025 | 00:39:09,141 | 00:39:12,479 | I'm the one screwing things up with us here, not you. | I'm the one screwing things up with us here, not you. |
1026 | 00:39:12,509 | 00:39:13,679 | I'm sorry you're in the hospital right now. | I'm sorry you're in the hospital right now. |
1027 | 00:39:13,709 | 00:39:15,618 | I'm sorry about all of this. | I'm sorry about all of this. |
1028 | 00:39:15,648 | 00:39:18,747 | I don't what's going on with me, but I'll get better, okay? | I don't what's going on with me, but I'll get better, okay? |
1029 | 00:39:18,777 | 00:39:20,217 | Things will calm down. | Things will calm down. |
1030 | 00:39:20,247 | 00:39:23,116 | I just need you to bear with me, okay? | I just need you to bear with me, okay? |
1031 | 00:39:23,156 | 00:39:24,455 | Okay? | Okay? |
1032 | 00:39:24,485 | 00:39:26,155 | Okay. | Okay. |
1033 | 00:39:41,499 | 00:39:43,998 | Oh. | Oh. |
1034 | 00:39:44,028 | 00:39:45,568 | You okay there? | You okay there? |
1035 | 00:39:45,598 | 00:39:47,137 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
1036 | 00:39:47,167 | 00:39:49,466 | Spreadsheets... The bane of my existence. | Spreadsheets... The bane of my existence. |
1037 | 00:39:49,506 | 00:39:51,106 | Combines my hatred of math | Combines my hatred of math |
1038 | 00:39:51,136 | 00:39:53,635 | with my fear of little, tiny boxes. | with my fear of little, tiny boxes. |
1039 | 00:39:53,675 | 00:39:56,004 | Little, tiny boxes can be scary. | Little, tiny boxes can be scary. |
1040 | 00:39:56,044 | 00:39:58,773 | Unless, of course, they contain big diamond earrings. | Unless, of course, they contain big diamond earrings. |
1041 | 00:39:58,803 | 00:40:01,512 | I hear you. Feel free to look around. | I hear you. Feel free to look around. |
1042 | 00:40:01,542 | 00:40:03,142 | Have you been in here before? | Have you been in here before? |
1043 | 00:40:03,182 | 00:40:05,351 | No, first time. It's lovely... great stuff. | No, first time. It's lovely... great stuff. |
1044 | 00:40:05,381 | 00:40:06,780 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1045 | 00:40:06,810 | 00:40:09,449 | All the hanging clothes over there are 20% off... | All the hanging clothes over there are 20% off... |
1046 | 00:40:09,479 | 00:40:11,279 | Some of my favorite stuff, but come march 1st, | Some of my favorite stuff, but come march 1st, |
1047 | 00:40:11,319 | 00:40:14,118 | I can't sell a sweater to save my life. | I can't sell a sweater to save my life. |
1048 | 00:40:14,148 | 00:40:15,317 | Okay, I'll check it out. | Okay, I'll check it out. |
1049 | 00:40:15,357 | 00:40:17,287 | You looking for anything in particular? | You looking for anything in particular? |
1050 | 00:40:17,317 | 00:40:20,186 | Uh, yeah... you, actually. | Uh, yeah... you, actually. |
1051 | 00:40:20,226 | 00:40:23,255 | I'm Lorelai Gilmore. I'm Luke's fiancée. | I'm Lorelai Gilmore. I'm Luke's fiancée. |
1052 | 00:40:23,295 | 00:40:24,394 | Oh. | Oh. |
1053 | 00:40:24,424 | 00:40:26,264 | I wanted to apologize for the party. | I wanted to apologize for the party. |
1054 | 00:40:26,294 | 00:40:27,763 | It was my fault. | It was my fault. |
1055 | 00:40:27,793 | 00:40:30,392 | It just wasn't exactly what I was expecting. | It just wasn't exactly what I was expecting. |
1056 | 00:40:30,432 | 00:40:33,231 | I know, and I'm to blame for that, not Luke. | I know, and I'm to blame for that, not Luke. |
1057 | 00:40:33,261 | 00:40:35,101 | It wasn't his idea. | It wasn't his idea. |
1058 | 00:40:35,131 | 00:40:37,230 | He was having a little trouble getting the party going, | He was having a little trouble getting the party going, |
1059 | 00:40:37,270 | 00:40:40,099 | and I may have thrown myself into it a little too much. | and I may have thrown myself into it a little too much. |
1060 | 00:40:40,139 | 00:40:41,738 | I just thought that we should meet | I just thought that we should meet |
1061 | 00:40:41,768 | 00:40:44,337 | so you could see you really have nothing to worry about. | so you could see you really have nothing to worry about. |
1062 | 00:40:44,367 | 00:40:45,737 | She's a 13-year-old girl. | She's a 13-year-old girl. |
1063 | 00:40:45,777 | 00:40:47,706 | I always have something to worry about. | I always have something to worry about. |
1064 | 00:40:47,736 | 00:40:50,645 | Well, yeah, of course, but I meant in regards to me. | Well, yeah, of course, but I meant in regards to me. |
1065 | 00:40:50,675 | 00:40:52,644 | Look, I'm sure you're a great person. | Look, I'm sure you're a great person. |
1066 | 00:40:52,674 | 00:40:54,674 | I am. I have references. | I am. I have references. |
1067 | 00:40:54,714 | 00:40:56,583 | But I'm a single mom here. | But I'm a single mom here. |
1068 | 00:40:56,613 | 00:40:59,552 | I can't play fast and loose with the people in my kid's life. | I can't play fast and loose with the people in my kid's life. |
1069 | 00:40:59,582 | 00:41:02,421 | I completely understand. I'm a single mom myself. | I completely understand. I'm a single mom myself. |
1070 | 00:41:02,451 | 00:41:04,120 | Then you get it. | Then you get it. |
1071 | 00:41:04,150 | 00:41:05,690 | What if April decided she likes you? | What if April decided she likes you? |
1072 | 00:41:05,720 | 00:41:07,449 | What if she becomes attached to you? | What if she becomes attached to you? |
1073 | 00:41:07,489 | 00:41:10,358 | What if you become her best friend in the entire world, | What if you become her best friend in the entire world, |
1074 | 00:41:10,388 | 00:41:12,158 | and then one day, you just disappear? | and then one day, you just disappear? |
1075 | 00:41:12,188 | 00:41:13,587 | Well, that's not gonna happen. | Well, that's not gonna happen. |
1076 | 00:41:13,627 | 00:41:15,526 | You don't know that. | You don't know that. |
1077 | 00:41:15,556 | 00:41:17,726 | You can't guarantee that, and I can't take that chance. | You can't guarantee that, and I can't take that chance. |
1078 | 00:41:17,756 | 00:41:20,125 | When it comes to my daughter, I have to have rules... | When it comes to my daughter, I have to have rules... |
1079 | 00:41:20,165 | 00:41:21,594 | Hard and fast rules. | Hard and fast rules. |
1080 | 00:41:21,624 | 00:41:24,563 | I would never dream of violating any of those rules. | I would never dream of violating any of those rules. |
1081 | 00:41:24,593 | 00:41:26,263 | April never meets any man I date | April never meets any man I date |
1082 | 00:41:26,303 | 00:41:28,132 | unless I've dated him for years. | unless I've dated him for years. |
1083 | 00:41:28,162 | 00:41:29,801 | I totally get that. | I totally get that. |
1084 | 00:41:29,831 | 00:41:32,371 | Basically, until I'm ready to get married again, | Basically, until I'm ready to get married again, |
1085 | 00:41:32,401 | 00:41:34,370 | she doesn't meet any of the men I date. | she doesn't meet any of the men I date. |
1086 | 00:41:34,400 | 00:41:36,769 | For all she knows, I'm a nun. | For all she knows, I'm a nun. |
1087 | 00:41:36,809 | 00:41:39,278 | I went through a sister Wendy phase myself once. | I went through a sister Wendy phase myself once. |
1088 | 00:41:39,308 | 00:41:41,577 | I want her to have stability. | I want her to have stability. |
1089 | 00:41:41,607 | 00:41:44,546 | But Luke and I... We are engaged. We are stable. | But Luke and I... We are engaged. We are stable. |
1090 | 00:41:44,576 | 00:41:47,545 | Engaged isn't married. People get engaged all the time. | Engaged isn't married. People get engaged all the time. |
1091 | 00:41:47,575 | 00:41:50,214 | Look, this is not something casual, Luke and me. | Look, this is not something casual, Luke and me. |
1092 | 00:41:50,244 | 00:41:52,783 | This is not something we're rushing into, by any means. | This is not something we're rushing into, by any means. |
1093 | 00:41:52,813 | 00:41:55,622 | This has been a long time coming... a long time. | This has been a long time coming... a long time. |
1094 | 00:41:55,652 | 00:41:57,782 | This is real. | This is real. |
1095 | 00:41:57,822 | 00:41:59,491 | I'm really happy for you, | I'm really happy for you, |
1096 | 00:41:59,521 | 00:42:01,290 | but that doesn't change anything. | but that doesn't change anything. |
1097 | 00:42:01,320 | 00:42:03,160 | Luke just came into April's life. | Luke just came into April's life. |
1098 | 00:42:03,190 | 00:42:05,289 | I'm still nervous about that. | I'm still nervous about that. |
1099 | 00:42:05,329 | 00:42:07,128 | He's not a kid guy, never has been, | He's not a kid guy, never has been, |
1100 | 00:42:07,158 | 00:42:09,298 | and she's getting very attached. | and she's getting very attached. |
1101 | 00:42:09,328 | 00:42:11,857 | I need to know he's sticking around first. | I need to know he's sticking around first. |
1102 | 00:42:11,897 | 00:42:15,665 | And then, when you're married, we'll deal with that then. | And then, when you're married, we'll deal with that then. |
1103 | 00:42:15,695 | 00:42:18,095 | I'm not trying to be a hardass here. | I'm not trying to be a hardass here. |
1104 | 00:42:18,135 | 00:42:20,434 | I don't know if my way is the right way. | I don't know if my way is the right way. |
1105 | 00:42:20,464 | 00:42:22,273 | I just have to go with my gut. | I just have to go with my gut. |
1106 | 00:42:22,303 | 00:42:24,632 | This is how I want to do it. | This is how I want to do it. |
1107 | 00:42:24,672 | 00:42:26,272 | You said you're a single mom. | You said you're a single mom. |
1108 | 00:42:26,302 | 00:42:28,301 | I have a daughter, just like you. | I have a daughter, just like you. |
1109 | 00:42:28,341 | 00:42:31,210 | You get where I'm coming from at all? | You get where I'm coming from at all? |
1110 | 00:42:31,240 | 00:42:32,839 | I really do. | I really do. |
1111 | 00:42:32,879 | 00:42:34,679 | Anyway, thank you for hearing me out. | Anyway, thank you for hearing me out. |
1112 | 00:42:34,709 | 00:42:36,778 | Sure. It's no problem. | Sure. It's no problem. |
1113 | 00:42:36,808 | 00:42:38,777 | Okay. | Okay. |
1114 | 00:42:38,807 | 00:42:40,447 | Hey. | Hey. |
1115 | 00:42:40,477 | 00:42:41,746 | If it makes you feel better, | If it makes you feel better, |
1116 | 00:42:41,776 | 00:42:44,645 | she had a really great time at that party. | she had a really great time at that party. |
1117 | 00:42:44,685 | 00:42:46,485 | I'm glad. | I'm glad. |