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1 00:09:34,409 00:09:37,308 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
2 00:09:34,439 00:09:36,379 Had to deduct .3 for all the screaming and bleeding. Had to deduct .3 for all the screaming and bleeding.
3 00:09:34,449 00:09:36,479 Why don't you let the vegetables simmer for a while? Why don't you let the vegetables simmer for a while?
4 00:09:34,619 00:09:36,558 So, anyhow, there you go. So, anyhow, there you go.
5 00:09:35,299 00:09:36,838 I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm his girlfriend. I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm his girlfriend.
6 00:09:35,679 00:09:37,148 That's him. That's him.
7 00:09:35,729 00:09:37,898 squinting at historical documents. squinting at historical documents.
8 00:09:35,849 00:09:39,178 No, Luke, it's fine. I'm glad you called. No, Luke, it's fine. I'm glad you called.
9 00:09:36,409 00:09:38,108 What about his family? What about his family?
10 00:09:36,519 00:09:37,648 I'll look after them. I'll look after them.
11 00:09:36,588 00:09:39,827 Look at you, diving into fatherhood. I'm doing my best. Look at you, diving into fatherhood. I'm doing my best.
12 00:09:36,868 00:09:38,468 I'm Dr. Schultz. I'm Dr. Schultz.
13 00:09:37,178 00:09:40,747 Is there anything else I did that I need to know about? Is there anything else I did that I need to know about?
14 00:09:37,338 00:09:39,847 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
15 00:09:37,688 00:09:39,427 Sure, Sookie. Sure, Sookie.
16 00:09:37,928 00:09:40,367 That's what it is... Constitution face. That's what it is... Constitution face.
17 00:09:38,138 00:09:40,207 Honor is on her honeymoon in mykonos, trying to get back, Honor is on her honeymoon in mykonos, trying to get back,
18 00:09:38,168 00:09:41,947 ♪ we've had 40 years ♪ we've had 40 years
19 00:09:38,498 00:09:40,797 How is he? Is he gonna be okay? How is he? Is he gonna be okay?
20 00:09:39,218 00:09:40,977 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
21 00:09:39,447 00:09:42,416 Sorry, Fred. I'm not myself this morning. Sorry, Fred. I'm not myself this morning.
22 00:09:39,857 00:09:41,557 So, tomorrow, huh? You prepared for all that? So, tomorrow, huh? You prepared for all that?
23 00:09:39,877 00:09:43,316 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
24 00:09:40,237 00:09:41,837 and Logan's mom checked herself and Logan's mom checked herself
25 00:09:40,397 00:09:41,697 I brought you something. I brought you something.
26 00:09:40,787 00:09:41,887 I told you everything. I told you everything.
27 00:09:40,837 00:09:43,736 I'm sorry, but I really can't get into the specifics. I'm sorry, but I really can't get into the specifics.
28 00:09:41,027 00:09:42,656 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
29 00:09:41,597 00:09:42,556 Sure. Why? Sure. Why?
30 00:09:41,727 00:09:43,726 Oh, did you steal me the constitution? Oh, did you steal me the constitution?
31 00:09:41,877 00:09:44,186 into some sort of spa in Arizona the moment she heard. into some sort of spa in Arizona the moment she heard.
32 00:09:41,917 00:09:43,316 Now, if you'll excuse me, Now, if you'll excuse me,
33 00:09:41,967 00:09:43,896 I will get that for you. I will get that for you.
34 00:09:42,456 00:09:44,716 So, now, what did I do in front of the camera? So, now, what did I do in front of the camera?
35 00:09:42,596 00:09:44,266 If you need a consultant, If you need a consultant,
36 00:09:43,346 00:09:45,016 I'm gonna go and be nauseous out front for a while. I'm gonna go and be nauseous out front for a while.
37 00:09:43,766 00:09:45,965 'Cause that could be the start of a really dumb movie. 'Cause that could be the start of a really dumb movie.
38 00:09:43,776 00:09:46,545 Well, he's out of the I.C.U., so that's good, right? Well, he's out of the I.C.U., so that's good, right?
39 00:09:43,936 00:09:46,435 Caesar, why am I still finding bananas in the fridge? Caesar, why am I still finding bananas in the fridge?
40 00:09:44,206 00:09:46,305 When the going gets tough, the tough get hot-rock massages. When the going gets tough, the tough get hot-rock massages.
41 00:09:44,296 00:09:47,065 I have thrown some rockin' preteen parties in my time. I have thrown some rockin' preteen parties in my time.
42 00:09:44,756 00:09:46,585 When you spotted the videographer, When you spotted the videographer,
43 00:09:45,056 00:09:46,385 Excellent. Excellent.
44 00:09:45,625 00:09:46,765 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
45 00:09:45,995 00:09:47,525 It's from amish country. It's from amish country.
46 00:09:46,345 00:09:47,905 What about mitchum? What about mitchum?
47 00:09:46,415 00:09:50,114 Supercool party people bid you supercool adieu! Supercool party people bid you supercool adieu!
48 00:09:46,465 00:09:49,104 You wanted me to take all the bananas out of the fridge? You wanted me to take all the bananas out of the fridge?
49 00:09:46,575 00:09:47,575 They wouldn't have moved him up here They wouldn't have moved him up here
50 00:09:46,625 00:09:48,484 you got suddenly very excited you got suddenly very excited
51 00:09:47,095 00:09:48,994 Of course, I didn't have a deep fryer. Of course, I didn't have a deep fryer.
52 00:09:47,345 00:09:49,714 excuse me, I'm looking for Logan huntzberger. excuse me, I'm looking for Logan huntzberger.
53 00:09:47,565 00:09:49,564 These little amish girls handmake them. These little amish girls handmake them.
54 00:09:47,605 00:09:49,464 unless he was recovering. unless he was recovering.
55 00:09:47,945 00:09:49,914 We left word but haven't heard anything. We left word but haven't heard anything.
56 00:09:47,995 00:09:49,664 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
57 00:09:48,524 00:09:51,423 to film your audition tape for "america's next top model." to film your audition tape for "america's next top model."
58 00:09:49,034 00:09:51,503 I think I can handle it. I'll put up some decorations. I think I can handle it. I'll put up some decorations.
59 00:09:49,134 00:09:50,474 When I said, "remove the bananas," When I said, "remove the bananas,"
60 00:09:49,514 00:09:51,313 Sorry, really. Sorry, really.
61 00:09:49,604 00:09:51,503 Oh, it's adorable. Oh, it's adorable.
62 00:09:49,694 00:09:52,163 Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head? Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head?
63 00:09:49,754 00:09:51,753 Excuse me, can you help me find Logan... Excuse me, can you help me find Logan...
64 00:09:49,944 00:09:51,473 But we've come up with a plan But we've come up with a plan
65 00:09:50,154 00:09:52,963 That's how you were saying goodbye to people. That's how you were saying goodbye to people.
66 00:09:50,504 00:09:52,203 I was referring to all the bananas. I was referring to all the bananas.
67 00:09:51,343 00:09:54,552 But he's had surgery, right? Does he need more surgery? But he's had surgery, right? Does he need more surgery?
68 00:09:51,463 00:09:54,732 Oh, my god! I thought that was a dream. It wasn't. Oh, my god! I thought that was a dream. It wasn't.
69 00:09:51,513 00:09:53,812 to get around the whole "family only gets information" thing. to get around the whole "family only gets information" thing.
70 00:09:51,533 00:09:53,063 Look, Patty, an amish voodoo doll. Look, Patty, an amish voodoo doll.
71 00:09:51,533 00:09:54,272 I've ordered some balloons. I got a great cake place. I've ordered some balloons. I got a great cake place.
72 00:09:51,783 00:09:53,623 Sorry, this isn't my floor. Sorry, this isn't my floor.
73 00:09:52,193 00:09:53,992 No. I want there to be. No. I want there to be.
74 00:09:52,243 00:09:54,242 Otherwise, I would have said "some of the bananas." Otherwise, I would have said "some of the bananas."
75 00:09:52,993 00:09:54,332 Super. Super.
76 00:09:53,103 00:09:54,772 I love it. I love it.
77 00:09:53,133 00:09:54,162 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
78 00:09:53,653 00:09:56,821 Excuse me, can someone here help me find Logan huntzberger? Excuse me, can someone here help me find Logan huntzberger?
79 00:09:53,852 00:09:55,452 We're adopting him. What? We're adopting him. What?
80 00:09:54,032 00:09:55,802 There's an effect. I need a cause. There's an effect. I need a cause.
81 00:09:54,202 00:09:55,102 You haven't forgiven me. You haven't forgiven me.
82 00:09:54,272 00:09:56,072 Hmm. What? Hmm. What?
83 00:09:54,302 00:09:56,132 All good. All good.
84 00:09:54,582 00:09:55,752 Because I can donate blood if you want. Because I can donate blood if you want.
85 00:09:54,762 00:09:56,861 The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating? The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating?
86 00:09:54,802 00:09:56,871 Hey, Luke, I'm still waiting on my cold banana. Hey, Luke, I'm still waiting on my cold banana.
87 00:09:55,132 00:09:56,432 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
88 00:09:55,482 00:09:56,851 Logan will make a fine son. Logan will make a fine son.
89 00:09:55,782 00:09:57,421 Miss. Miss.
90 00:09:55,832 00:09:58,271 The cause was 10 giant shots of Tequila, sweetie. The cause was 10 giant shots of Tequila, sweetie.
91 00:09:56,112 00:09:57,911 It's just that while I was running the place, It's just that while I was running the place,
92 00:09:56,172 00:09:58,401 I'm just saying that Rory's birthday scavenger hunt of 1998 I'm just saying that Rory's birthday scavenger hunt of 1998
93 00:09:56,192 00:10:00,030 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
94 00:09:56,472 00:09:57,311 For the girls I was with when we were separated. For the girls I was with when we were separated.
95 00:09:56,851 00:09:59,421 He was just transferred out of the I.C.U., room 713. He was just transferred out of the I.C.U., room 713.
96 00:09:56,881 00:09:58,281 Of course, first we must be married. Of course, first we must be married.
97 00:09:56,891 00:09:58,531 All caught on video All caught on video
98 00:09:56,901 00:09:58,331 We don't serve cold bananas. We don't serve cold bananas.
99 00:09:57,341 00:09:58,611 I said I forgive you. I said I forgive you.
100 00:09:57,451 00:10:00,420 You can't tell me anything about what he has You can't tell me anything about what he has
101 00:09:57,941 00:10:00,010 that was one of my innovations... cold bananas. that was one of my innovations... cold bananas.
102 00:09:58,301 00:10:00,170 It makes me woozy just hearing that. It makes me woozy just hearing that.
103 00:09:58,321 00:10:00,160 Naturally, darling. I'm very old-fashioned. Naturally, darling. I'm very old-fashioned.
104 00:09:58,371 00:10:00,040 It's not a voodoo doll. It's not a voodoo doll.
105 00:09:58,441 00:10:01,370 is still talked about in hushed, reverent tones. is still talked about in hushed, reverent tones.
106 00:09:58,561 00:10:00,360 and several of Zach's buddie" camera phones. and several of Zach's buddie" camera phones.
107 00:09:58,641 00:10:00,310 Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though. Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though.
108 00:09:59,461 00:10:00,690 How is he? How is he?
109 00:10:00,050 00:10:03,489 People really love them. I highly doubt that. And get rid of those scones. People really love them. I highly doubt that. And get rid of those scones.
110 00:10:00,060 00:10:05,169 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
111 00:10:00,070 00:10:02,999 The amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them. The amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them.
112 00:10:00,190 00:10:02,359 And even then, adopting as a gay couple is never easy. And even then, adopting as a gay couple is never easy.
113 00:10:00,200 00:10:02,869 That's the price you pay for being the hit of Lane's wedding. That's the price you pay for being the hit of Lane's wedding.
114 00:10:00,340 00:10:02,100 I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days.
115 00:10:00,400 00:10:01,630 Why didn't you stop me? Why didn't you stop me?
116 00:10:00,450 00:10:02,819 or what you've done or what's wrong... anything? or what you've done or what's wrong... anything?
117 00:10:00,720 00:10:02,529 Are you family? I'm his girlfriend. Are you family? I'm his girlfriend.
118 00:10:01,410 00:10:03,879 Is that the one where all the kids ended up at Taylor's Is that the one where all the kids ended up at Taylor's
119 00:10:01,670 00:10:03,539 We all tried, but you were on a mission. We all tried, but you were on a mission.
120 00:10:02,140 00:10:02,799 I know. I know.
121 00:10:02,389 00:10:03,429 We just want to give love. We just want to give love.
122 00:10:02,559 00:10:04,659 All I can tell you is that he's not conscious right now All I can tell you is that he's not conscious right now
123 00:10:02,839 00:10:03,809 I see you. I see you.
124 00:10:02,849 00:10:04,559 I'm sorry. It's hospital policy. I'm sorry. It's hospital policy.
125 00:10:02,899 00:10:04,829 Hit? I was a raving lunatic. Hit? I was a raving lunatic.
126 00:10:03,039 00:10:04,839 Oh, well, it's my doll now. Oh, well, it's my doll now.
127 00:10:03,459 00:10:05,228 Oh, Finn. Oh, buttercup. Oh, Finn. Oh, buttercup.
128 00:10:03,519 00:10:06,128 That's something else I wanted to talk to you about, Luke. That's something else I wanted to talk to you about, Luke.
129 00:10:03,569 00:10:06,638 You kept saying, "I'm not here to make friends. I want to win." You kept saying, "I'm not here to make friends. I want to win."
130 00:10:03,839 00:10:05,438 Logan's hurt. Logan's hurt.
131 00:10:03,909 00:10:06,038 at 11:00 at night stealing stuff out of his fridge? at 11:00 at night stealing stuff out of his fridge?
132 00:10:04,589 00:10:07,018 We're doing everything we can. We're doing everything we can.
133 00:10:04,689 00:10:06,658 and that he's in serious but stable condition. and that he's in serious but stable condition.
134 00:10:04,869 00:10:06,068 And that toast... [ Pan bangs ] And that toast... [ Pan bangs ]
135 00:10:04,879 00:10:06,948 What the amish don't know won't hurt them. What the amish don't know won't hurt them.
136 00:10:05,199 00:10:09,067 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
137 00:10:05,258 00:10:07,268 What the hell is wrong with you two? What the hell is wrong with you two?
138 00:10:05,478 00:10:08,317 They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York. They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York.
139 00:10:06,078 00:10:08,048 Shh! Hushed, reverent tones. Shh! Hushed, reverent tones.
140 00:10:06,108 00:10:08,247 Oh, my god! Loudest sound ever. Oh, my god! Loudest sound ever.
141 00:10:06,148 00:10:07,818 What? Your attitude. What? Your attitude.
142 00:10:06,668 00:10:07,898 And then after that... And then after that...
143 00:10:06,698 00:10:09,297 What does that mean, "serious but stable"? Just what it says. What does that mean, "serious but stable"? Just what it says.
144 00:10:06,978 00:10:08,807 Unless, of course, I want to hurt them. Unless, of course, I want to hurt them.
145 00:10:07,058 00:10:08,587 Okay. Okay.
146 00:10:07,288 00:10:09,727 Your best friend is lying unconscious in a hospital, Your best friend is lying unconscious in a hospital,
147 00:10:07,848 00:10:09,147 While I was running the place, While I was running the place,
148 00:10:07,938 00:10:09,567 There's an "after that"? There's an "after that"?
149 00:10:08,078 00:10:12,276 I've got it all under control. Excuse me. I've got it all under control. Excuse me.
150 00:10:08,277 00:10:10,007 Don't worry about the toast. Don't worry about the toast.
151 00:10:08,347 00:10:10,317 You can trust me that there will be no contact You can trust me that there will be no contact
152 00:10:08,847 00:10:10,817 It's yours to do with what you will. It's yours to do with what you will.
153 00:10:09,097 00:10:13,296 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
154 00:10:09,187 00:10:11,046 people really responded to my sunny demeanor. people really responded to my sunny demeanor.
155 00:10:09,327 00:10:11,696 Is it more serious or stable? Which way is it leaning? Is it more serious or stable? Which way is it leaning?
156 00:10:09,607 00:10:12,406 You tried to start a limbo contest, a poker game, You tried to start a limbo contest, a poker game,
157 00:10:09,757 00:10:11,426 and you don't even care. and you don't even care.
158 00:10:10,047 00:10:12,646 And you weren't a lunatic. You were a character. And you weren't a lunatic. You were a character.
159 00:10:10,347 00:10:12,306 between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon. between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon.
160 00:10:10,847 00:10:13,046 You seem surprisingly rested after all you've been through. You seem surprisingly rested after all you've been through.
161 00:10:11,086 00:10:13,156 Customers find you cold and distant. Customers find you cold and distant.
162 00:10:11,456 00:10:13,456 Why the hell aren't you two lying unconscious in there, huh? Why the hell aren't you two lying unconscious in there, huh?
163 00:10:11,736 00:10:14,495 I can only release more information to family members. I can only release more information to family members.
164 00:10:12,316 00:10:14,145 What can I get you, kirk? What can I get you, kirk?
165 00:10:12,346 00:10:14,175 What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her. What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her.
166 00:10:12,436 00:10:14,905 and a secret club for supercool party people only. and a secret club for supercool party people only.
167 00:10:12,676 00:10:15,945 What is stars hollow if not a haven for colorful characters? What is stars hollow if not a haven for colorful characters?
168 00:10:13,086 00:10:14,755 The kids were okay. The kids were okay.
169 00:10:13,186 00:10:15,985 Service with a smile... It's a cliché for a reason. Service with a smile... It's a cliché for a reason.
170 00:10:13,336 00:10:18,144 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
171 00:10:13,496 00:10:15,125 You don't care, You don't care,
172 00:10:14,185 00:10:16,585 How about a steaming cup of chicory coffee? How about a steaming cup of chicory coffee?
173 00:10:14,215 00:10:16,175 Luke and I have an arrangement. Luke and I have an arrangement.
174 00:10:14,535 00:10:17,464 But I'm his girlfriend. We've been together a long time. But I'm his girlfriend. We've been together a long time.
175 00:10:14,785 00:10:16,655 They seemed to like me, unless they were all lying. They seemed to like me, unless they were all lying.
176 00:10:14,945 00:10:17,654 None of those really took off, especially the limbo, None of those really took off, especially the limbo,
177 00:10:15,165 00:10:17,774 because if you did, you wouldn't be like this. because if you did, you wouldn't be like this.
178 00:10:15,295 00:10:19,034 ♪ A million hearts, a million minds ♪ ♪ A million hearts, a million minds ♪
179 00:10:15,975 00:10:18,304 You're not up there with Stevie the pantsless Santa claus You're not up there with Stevie the pantsless Santa claus
180 00:10:16,025 00:10:18,954 Look, Caesar, I don't want to improve things, Look, Caesar, I don't want to improve things,
181 00:10:16,215 00:10:18,144 Lorelai: This is the first one of Rory's friends to get married. Lorelai: This is the first one of Rory's friends to get married.
182 00:10:16,615 00:10:18,414 It's not on the menu, kirk. It's not on the menu, kirk.
183 00:10:16,685 00:10:18,344 Kids never lie. Kids never lie.
184 00:10:17,504 00:10:19,673 It's not a casual thing. We live together. It's not a casual thing. We live together.
185 00:10:17,674 00:10:19,773 considering your choice of limbo stick considering your choice of limbo stick
186 00:10:17,794 00:10:19,833 You're supposed to watch out for each other You're supposed to watch out for each other
187 00:10:18,174 00:10:21,783 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
188 00:10:18,184 00:10:20,583 You know, Rory could be next. You know, Rory could be next.
189 00:10:18,344 00:10:21,143 or jojo the cow whisperer, but you made some strides. or jojo the cow whisperer, but you made some strides.
190 00:10:18,384 00:10:20,083 And April and I finally got into a good rhythm. And April and I finally got into a good rhythm.
191 00:10:18,454 00:10:20,383 I know. It's on the sign. I know. It's on the sign.
192 00:10:18,994 00:10:20,793 and I don't want to stop being cold to customers. and I don't want to stop being cold to customers.
193 00:10:19,064 00:10:22,902 ♪ have lived and died in 40 years ♪ ♪ have lived and died in 40 years ♪
194 00:10:19,703 00:10:21,343 Sorry. Sorry.
195 00:10:19,813 00:10:21,543 was Zach's great-uncle's cane. was Zach's great-uncle's cane.
196 00:10:19,863 00:10:21,733 on these stupid trips of yours. on these stupid trips of yours.
197 00:10:20,123 00:10:22,492 She was tolerating me pretty good. She was tolerating me pretty good.
198 00:10:20,413 00:10:22,083 That's a mistake. That's a mistake.
199 00:10:20,623 00:10:24,462 Okay, met April, took a picture together like you're pals. Okay, met April, took a picture together like you're pals.
200 00:10:20,823 00:10:22,822 I want you to keep my damn bananas out of the damn fridge, I want you to keep my damn bananas out of the damn fridge,
201 00:10:21,183 00:10:22,952 Is this supposed to be a consolation? Is this supposed to be a consolation?
202 00:10:21,373 00:10:23,742 Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 182, please. Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 182, please.
203 00:10:21,583 00:10:23,222 Oh, yeah, is he okay? Oh, yeah, is he okay?
204 00:10:21,773 00:10:25,012 But no, everything's a big joke. Everything's hilarious. But no, everything's a big joke. Everything's hilarious.
205 00:10:21,813 00:10:24,672 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
206 00:10:22,123 00:10:24,052 Well, now all I can think about is chicory coffee. Well, now all I can think about is chicory coffee.
207 00:10:22,522 00:10:24,832 It's her birthday tomorrow, and I'm throwing her a party. It's her birthday tomorrow, and I'm throwing her a party.
208 00:10:22,862 00:10:24,492 and I want to keep my damn doughnuts and I want to keep my damn doughnuts
209 00:10:22,932 00:10:26,701 ♪ prayed for yourself and for your memories ♪ ♪ prayed for yourself and for your memories ♪
210 00:10:22,982 00:10:24,952 [ Pan bangs ] That's twice in 20 seconds, Fred. [ Pan bangs ] That's twice in 20 seconds, Fred.
211 00:10:23,242 00:10:25,841 He stumbled, but we caught him. He's fine. He stumbled, but we caught him. He's fine.
212 00:10:23,772 00:10:25,641 Dr. Morris, please dial... Dr. Morris, please dial...
213 00:10:24,092 00:10:26,221 I'm very susceptible to signage. I'm very susceptible to signage.
214 00:10:24,492 00:10:27,361 I swear, mom, it was a crazy coincidence. I swear, mom, it was a crazy coincidence.
215 00:10:24,532 00:10:25,971 in the damn doughnut case. in the damn doughnut case.
216 00:10:24,712 00:10:27,021 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
217 00:10:24,862 00:10:27,601 You're kidding. How did that happen? You're kidding. How did that happen?
218 00:10:24,982 00:10:27,811 I've seen you wasted before but never like this. I've seen you wasted before but never like this.
219 00:10:25,032 00:10:26,871 You're useless. Just go home. You're useless. Just go home.
220 00:10:25,671 00:10:26,841 How is he? Is he okay? How is he? Is he okay?
221 00:10:25,881 00:10:28,650 So, is that all? Anything else I need to know about? So, is that all? Anything else I need to know about?
222 00:10:25,991 00:10:27,491 Of course, Luke. Thank you. Of course, Luke. Thank you.
223 00:10:26,251 00:10:29,420 Well, come back when you're susceptible to ordering off the menu. Well, come back when you're susceptible to ordering off the menu.
224 00:10:26,731 00:10:32,509 ♪ be thankful we've had 40 years ♪ ♪ be thankful we've had 40 years ♪
225 00:10:26,871 00:10:28,740 Scuttlebutt is he's not dead. Scuttlebutt is he's not dead.
226 00:10:26,901 00:10:29,840 Both of you, go home. I can't stand to look at you. Both of you, go home. I can't stand to look at you.
227 00:10:27,041 00:10:31,149 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
228 00:10:27,391 00:10:29,120 I'm not getting married. I'm not getting married.
229 00:10:27,531 00:10:31,899 Customers don't care for gratuitous profanity, either. Customers don't care for gratuitous profanity, either.
230 00:10:27,631 00:10:28,760 I was dropping her off this morning, I was dropping her off this morning,
231 00:10:27,851 00:10:29,680 We had you guzzling coffee, We had you guzzling coffee,
232 00:10:28,680 00:10:30,350 Nope, after you crowned yourself Nope, after you crowned yourself
233 00:10:28,780 00:10:30,280 The man is indestructible. The man is indestructible.
234 00:10:28,790 00:10:30,590 and her mom mentioned to me and her mom mentioned to me
235 00:10:29,160 00:10:32,299 No, it ain't for me. It's not the cards. No, it ain't for me. It's not the cards.
236 00:10:29,460 00:10:30,960 You want anything? You want anything?
237 00:10:29,720 00:10:32,289 but coffee was making you energetically wasted. but coffee was making you energetically wasted.
238 00:10:30,310 00:10:31,779 Dives headfirst off the cliffs of caldera, Dives headfirst off the cliffs of caldera,
239 00:10:30,390 00:10:31,829 arm-wrestling champion of the world, arm-wrestling champion of the world,
240 00:10:30,630 00:10:32,569 that she was taking her to her grandmother's to celebrate, that she was taking her to her grandmother's to celebrate,
241 00:10:30,990 00:10:33,129 How about a nice plate of chicken fingers? How about a nice plate of chicken fingers?
242 00:10:31,179 00:10:36,148 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
243 00:10:31,809 00:10:33,449 instantly spins out of control. instantly spins out of control.
244 00:10:31,849 00:10:34,688 Christopher and Rory scooped you up and got you home. Christopher and Rory scooped you up and got you home.
245 00:10:31,929 00:10:34,228 Ahh. Thank god, someone sane. Ahh. Thank god, someone sane.
246 00:10:32,319 00:10:33,948 I should borrow the reception video I should borrow the reception video
247 00:10:32,329 00:10:34,198 Hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married? Hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married?
248 00:10:32,539 00:10:34,478 [ harmonica plays ] [ harmonica plays ]
249 00:10:32,599 00:10:34,898 and she couldn't swing a party here with her friends, and she couldn't swing a party here with her friends,
250 00:10:33,159 00:10:35,598 Oh. Oh.
251 00:10:33,479 00:10:35,618 Gets totally disoriented, barely gets his chute open. Gets totally disoriented, barely gets his chute open.
252 00:10:33,988 00:10:35,858 to see what a fool I made out of myself. to see what a fool I made out of myself.
253 00:10:34,228 00:10:35,688 June 3rd. June 3rd.
254 00:10:34,268 00:10:36,068 Hello, weary traveler. Hello, weary traveler.
255 00:10:34,718 00:10:38,217 He got you in bed okay? Christopher? Yeah. He and Rory. He got you in bed okay? Christopher? Yeah. He and Rory.
256 00:10:34,928 00:10:36,927 so I figured I know her friends now. so I figured I know her friends now.
257 00:10:35,628 00:10:37,927 Why don't I start you off with some coffee, hmm? Why don't I start you off with some coffee, hmm?
258 00:10:35,648 00:10:37,577 Bounces off every rock and crag in the park. Bounces off every rock and crag in the park.
259 00:10:35,728 00:10:38,227 Who else here had eight shots of Tequila? Anybody? Who else here had eight shots of Tequila? Anybody?
260 00:10:35,888 00:10:37,887 And check out your audition. My what? And check out your audition. My what?
261 00:10:36,098 00:10:38,037 It's good to be back. It's good to be back.
262 00:10:36,188 00:10:39,886 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
263 00:10:36,578 00:10:36,967 ♪ We've had 40 years ♪ we've had 40 years ♪ We've had 40 years ♪ we've had 40 years
264 00:10:36,967 00:10:38,767 I got a great place to hold a party. I got a great place to hold a party.
265 00:10:37,617 00:10:39,916 Yet still manages to stick the landing. We gave him a 9.7. Yet still manages to stick the landing. We gave him a 9.7.
266 00:10:37,927 00:10:39,926 [ Pan bangs ] You want a piece of me, omelet boy? [ Pan bangs ] You want a piece of me, omelet boy?
267 00:10:37,967 00:10:40,866 Uh, no, thanks. I'm kind of coffee'd out. Uh, no, thanks. I'm kind of coffee'd out.
268 00:10:38,067 00:10:39,207 You look older, wiser. You look older, wiser.
269 00:10:38,257 00:10:41,156 He's very "knight in shining armor," very chivalrous. He's very "knight in shining armor," very chivalrous.
270 00:10:38,267 00:10:41,336 All right, calamity Jane, let's get you to bed. All right, calamity Jane, let's get you to bed.
271 00:10:38,797 00:10:40,096 Yeah, where? Here. Yeah, where? Here.
272 00:10:39,147 00:10:40,786 Hi. Hello. Hi. Hello.
273 00:10:39,237 00:10:41,206 Well, I did spend a lot of time Well, I did spend a lot of time
274 00:10:40,896 00:10:42,865 Oh, right. Battling the hangover. Oh, right. Battling the hangover.
275 00:10:42,895 00:10:45,534 Oh. Did I mention my hangover? Oh. Did I mention my hangover?
276 00:10:45,564 00:10:47,904 No, Patty filled me in, you know. No, Patty filled me in, you know.
277 00:10:47,934 00:10:50,373 The Tequila shots, you taking the Mike. The Tequila shots, you taking the Mike.
278 00:10:50,403 00:10:53,042 Taking the Mike. Uh, yeah. Taking the Mike. Uh, yeah.
279 00:10:53,072 00:10:55,441 I, um... I really didn't know what I was saying... I, um... I really didn't know what I was saying...
280 00:10:55,471 00:10:58,310 Just empty, meaningless words tumbling out of my mouth. Just empty, meaningless words tumbling out of my mouth.
281 00:10:58,340 00:10:59,580 I hear you really belted it out. I hear you really belted it out.
282 00:10:59,610 00:11:01,209 Belted it out? Belted it out?
283 00:11:01,249 00:11:02,549 "Endless love." "Endless love."
284 00:11:02,579 00:11:04,448 The song, honey. The song, honey.
285 00:11:04,478 00:11:06,577 Ohh... yeah. Ohh... yeah.
286 00:11:06,617 00:11:08,886 [ Laughing ] Oh, yes. [ Laughing ] Oh, yes.
287 00:11:08,916 00:11:10,616 I really belted it out. I really belted it out.
288 00:11:10,646 00:11:12,355 Is there any other way to sing "endless love"? Is there any other way to sing "endless love"?
289 00:11:12,385 00:11:13,655 If you're not gonna really belt it out, If you're not gonna really belt it out,
290 00:11:13,685 00:11:15,184 you might as well stay in your seat. you might as well stay in your seat.
291 00:11:15,224 00:11:16,654 She sang it beautifully. She sang it beautifully.
292 00:11:16,684 00:11:19,293 Everybody does embarrassing stuff at weddings. Everybody does embarrassing stuff at weddings.
293 00:11:19,323 00:11:23,121 Yeah, right, true. Be right back. Yeah, right, true. Be right back.
294 00:11:23,161 00:11:25,560 Okay, I've already gotten to the whole town, Okay, I've already gotten to the whole town,
295 00:11:25,590 00:11:27,360 and they're all telling the "endless love" story. and they're all telling the "endless love" story.
296 00:11:27,390 00:11:28,499 He'll never know. He'll never know.
297 00:11:28,529 00:11:30,629 Thanks. I owe you, Patty. Thanks. I owe you, Patty.
298 00:11:30,659 00:11:32,328 Honey, please. Honey, please.
299 00:11:32,368 00:11:34,197 I've given more drunken toasts than Colin Farrell. I've given more drunken toasts than Colin Farrell.
300 00:11:34,237 00:11:36,437 You owe me nothing. Thanks, Patty. You owe me nothing. Thanks, Patty.
301 00:11:36,467 00:11:38,106 That Luke. That Luke.
302 00:11:38,136 00:11:39,965 It may take a mule team, It may take a mule team,
303 00:11:40,005 00:11:42,175 but you're getting him to the altar someday. but you're getting him to the altar someday.
304 00:11:42,205 00:11:43,534 Yeah, someday. Yeah, someday.
305 00:11:45,973 00:11:46,903 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
306 00:11:52,381 00:11:55,950 Woman on P.A.: Dr. Valentino to the O.R., please. Woman on P.A.: Dr. Valentino to the O.R., please.
307 00:11:57,149 00:11:58,919 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
308 00:11:58,949 00:12:00,548 What? Paris? What? Paris?
309 00:12:00,578 00:12:02,048 Larry summers is right, Rory. Larry summers is right, Rory.
310 00:12:02,088 00:12:04,357 Our university system is crumbling. Our university system is crumbling.
311 00:12:04,387 00:12:07,056 I just found out my microbiology final is an open-book exam. I just found out my microbiology final is an open-book exam.
312 00:12:07,086 00:12:08,456 Can you believe that? Can you believe that?
313 00:12:08,486 00:12:11,325 Why not just have our professors take it for us? Why not just have our professors take it for us?
314 00:12:11,355 00:12:13,694 Or better yet, they can just hand us our diplomas Or better yet, they can just hand us our diplomas
315 00:12:13,724 00:12:15,523 the moment we step on campus freshman year, the moment we step on campus freshman year,
316 00:12:15,563 00:12:17,662 along with some government cheese, a bong, along with some government cheese, a bong,
317 00:12:17,692 00:12:20,031 and a t-shirt that says "hard work is for suckers." and a t-shirt that says "hard work is for suckers."
318 00:12:20,061 00:12:23,400 Paris, I'm at the hospital with Logan. What happened? Paris, I'm at the hospital with Logan. What happened?
319 00:12:23,430 00:12:26,369 He and his buddies went on some life and death brigade trip, He and his buddies went on some life and death brigade trip,
320 00:12:26,399 00:12:29,368 and they parachuted off a cliff in Costa Rica, and they parachuted off a cliff in Costa Rica,
321 00:12:29,398 00:12:30,538 and he had a really bad fall. and he had a really bad fall.
322 00:12:30,568 00:12:32,437 Is he okay? I don't know. Is he okay? I don't know.
323 00:12:32,467 00:12:35,576 He's out of the I.C.U., so I guess that's a good thing. He's out of the I.C.U., so I guess that's a good thing.
324 00:12:35,606 00:12:38,275 They said he's in serious but stable condition, They said he's in serious but stable condition,
325 00:12:38,305 00:12:40,444 but they won't tell me anything else because I'm not family. but they won't tell me anything else because I'm not family.
326 00:12:40,474 00:12:41,944 Is he breathing on his own? Is he breathing on his own?
327 00:12:41,974 00:12:43,443 Yeah... I mean, I think so. Yeah... I mean, I think so.
328 00:12:43,473 00:12:45,443 What's his pallor? Is he peaked? What's his pallor? Is he peaked?
329 00:12:45,483 00:12:47,412 Was there internal bleeding? I have no idea. Was there internal bleeding? I have no idea.
330 00:12:47,442 00:12:49,551 I quickly scribbled down some things off his chart. I quickly scribbled down some things off his chart.
331 00:12:49,581 00:12:53,150 Maybe you can make some sense of it. Maybe you can make some sense of it.
332 00:12:53,180 00:12:54,549 I don't know how to read charts yet. I don't know how to read charts yet.
333 00:12:54,589 00:12:56,549 I can tell you everything about the difference I can tell you everything about the difference
334 00:12:56,589 00:12:59,058 between recessive and dominant eye-color genes in fruit flies, between recessive and dominant eye-color genes in fruit flies,
335 00:12:59,088 00:13:00,657 but god forbid I learn how to read a chart but god forbid I learn how to read a chart
336 00:13:00,687 00:13:02,687 before I'm a fourth-year surgical resident. before I'm a fourth-year surgical resident.
337 00:13:02,727 00:13:04,596 Great. What hospital is he in? Great. What hospital is he in?
338 00:13:04,626 00:13:06,355 Columbia-presbyterian, Manhattan. Columbia-presbyterian, Manhattan.
339 00:13:06,395 00:13:08,165 Who's the attending? Who's the attending?
340 00:13:08,195 00:13:10,124 They're not gonna release information to nonfamily. They're not gonna release information to nonfamily.
341 00:13:10,164 00:13:12,163 Just give me the name. Dr. Schultz. Just give me the name. Dr. Schultz.
342 00:13:12,193 00:13:13,663 I'll call you right back. I'll call you right back.
343 00:13:19,331 00:13:21,470 Please! Please!
344 00:13:21,500 00:13:25,269 That language is certainly not necessary! That language is certainly not necessary!
345 00:13:25,309 00:13:27,068 Hold on. Hold on.
346 00:13:27,108 00:13:29,477 It's about Logan huntzberger. It's about Logan huntzberger.
347 00:13:29,507 00:13:31,347 This is Dr. Schultz. This is Dr. Schultz.
348 00:13:31,377 00:13:33,276 No, that's not possible. No, that's not possible.
349 00:13:33,306 00:13:35,245 Well, you wouldn't do that. Well, you wouldn't do that.
350 00:13:35,275 00:13:37,375 Listen, miss... fine. Listen, miss... fine.
351 00:13:39,614 00:13:41,053 Paging Dr. Bender. Paging Dr. Bender.
352 00:13:41,083 00:13:45,022 Paging Dr. Bender, please. Paging Dr. Bender, please.
353 00:13:49,550 00:13:51,460 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
354 00:13:51,490 00:13:53,059 Hello? Hello?
355 00:13:53,089 00:13:55,188 He was bleeding internally when they brought him in, He was bleeding internally when they brought him in,
356 00:13:55,228 00:13:57,158 and they were worried about the oxygen levels in his blood, and they were worried about the oxygen levels in his blood,
357 00:13:57,188 00:13:59,457 but he's stabilized now, and they're back up to normal, but he's stabilized now, and they're back up to normal,
358 00:13:59,497 00:14:01,026 so that's no longer a concern. so that's no longer a concern.
359 00:14:01,066 00:14:02,526 He was also running a high fever, He was also running a high fever,
360 00:14:02,566 00:14:06,164 so they put him on mondo doses of intravenous antibiotics. so they put him on mondo doses of intravenous antibiotics.
361 00:14:06,194 00:14:08,434 He has a partially collapsed lung... Oh, my god! He has a partially collapsed lung... Oh, my god!
362 00:14:08,464 00:14:10,333 Six broken ribs, a broken ankle, Six broken ribs, a broken ankle,
363 00:14:10,363 00:14:13,132 torn cartilage in both knees, and a severe concussion. torn cartilage in both knees, and a severe concussion.
364 00:14:13,172 00:14:14,702 He had surgery for the lung, and that went well. He had surgery for the lung, and that went well.
365 00:14:14,742 00:14:16,271 They did a thoracoscopy, They did a thoracoscopy,
366 00:14:16,301 00:14:18,240 which is a couple of small incisions in the chest. which is a couple of small incisions in the chest.
367 00:14:18,270 00:14:19,570 Then they put a tube into the lung Then they put a tube into the lung
368 00:14:19,610 00:14:22,679 to drain the fluid so the lung can re-expand. to drain the fluid so the lung can re-expand.
369 00:14:22,709 00:14:25,748 That's way less invasive than a thoracotomy. That's way less invasive than a thoracotomy.
370 00:14:25,778 00:14:28,747 For that one, they have to butterfly you like a shrimp. For that one, they have to butterfly you like a shrimp.
371 00:14:28,777 00:14:30,316 So, what does this mean? So, what does this mean?
372 00:14:30,346 00:14:32,315 It means he's out of immediate danger. It means he's out of immediate danger.
373 00:14:32,345 00:14:34,285 They expect him to make a full recovery. They expect him to make a full recovery.
374 00:14:34,315 00:14:36,084 Really? Really?
375 00:14:36,114 00:14:39,323 Like a full recovery, like he's going to recover fully? Like a full recovery, like he's going to recover fully?
376 00:14:39,353 00:14:40,752 That's what the doctor told me. That's what the doctor told me.
377 00:14:40,782 00:14:42,352 He won't be running, dancing, He won't be running, dancing,
378 00:14:42,392 00:14:44,461 or jumping off a cliff anytime soon, or jumping off a cliff anytime soon,
379 00:14:44,491 00:14:46,161 but, yeah, he should be fine. but, yeah, he should be fine.
380 00:14:46,191 00:14:49,289 He's a very lucky guy. Those guys are idiots. He's a very lucky guy. Those guys are idiots.
381 00:14:49,329 00:14:52,128 Thank you so much for this. Really, Paris, thank you. Thank you so much for this. Really, Paris, thank you.
382 00:14:52,158 00:14:54,028 It was fun. Anything else? It was fun. Anything else?
383 00:14:54,068 00:14:55,197 No, I feel a lot better. No, I feel a lot better.
384 00:14:55,227 00:14:57,527 Call me if you need anything else. Call me if you need anything else.
385 00:14:57,567 00:14:58,536 [ Telephone beeps ] [ Telephone beeps ]
386 00:14:58,566 00:14:59,766 So, you all shopped out? So, you all shopped out?
387 00:14:59,796 00:15:02,205 I got a couple more stores in me. I got a couple more stores in me.
388 00:15:02,235 00:15:04,774 You would make the best sherpa and the hottest. You would make the best sherpa and the hottest.
389 00:15:04,804 00:15:06,803 You could move to Nepal, open your own hot-sherpa shop, You could move to Nepal, open your own hot-sherpa shop,
390 00:15:06,833 00:15:08,073 and make a fortune. and make a fortune.
391 00:15:08,103 00:15:09,642 This is fun for me. This is fun for me.
392 00:15:09,672 00:15:12,411 I like to think I have some influence on what you buy. I like to think I have some influence on what you buy.
393 00:15:12,441 00:15:14,211 You do? I don't? You do? I don't?
394 00:15:14,241 00:15:15,580 No. Yes, I do. No. Yes, I do.
395 00:15:15,610 00:15:17,340 No, you don't. No, you don't.
396 00:15:17,380 00:15:18,709 But you're always asking my opinion. But you're always asking my opinion.
397 00:15:18,749 00:15:20,479 Yeah, but it's the way I ask. Yeah, but it's the way I ask.
398 00:15:20,509 00:15:23,677 "Isn't this adorable?" Or "this isn't right, right?" "Isn't this adorable?" Or "this isn't right, right?"
399 00:15:23,717 00:15:25,387 I put your answer right there in the question. I put your answer right there in the question.
400 00:15:25,417 00:15:27,046 Oh. Oh.
401 00:15:27,086 00:15:29,355 I will say, I do always like to buy I will say, I do always like to buy
402 00:15:29,385 00:15:31,225 one thing that you like that I don't one thing that you like that I don't
403 00:15:31,255 00:15:33,584 'cause I know it makes you happy, like that blouse. 'cause I know it makes you happy, like that blouse.
404 00:15:33,624 00:15:35,353 I thought you liked that. I thought you liked that.
405 00:15:35,393 00:15:38,062 Not really, but I liked how much you liked it, so I bought it. Not really, but I liked how much you liked it, so I bought it.
406 00:15:38,092 00:15:39,522 Huh. Huh.
407 00:15:39,562 00:15:42,161 And I will wear it because I know that every time I do, And I will wear it because I know that every time I do,
408 00:15:42,191 00:15:43,730 you'll notice and appreciate it, you'll notice and appreciate it,
409 00:15:43,760 00:15:45,400 and that will make me feel so good. and that will make me feel so good.
410 00:15:45,430 00:15:46,629 And then because I feel so good, And then because I feel so good,
411 00:15:46,659 00:15:48,429 I'll start wearing it more and more, I'll start wearing it more and more,
412 00:15:48,469 00:15:50,398 and I'll eventually really grow to like it, and I'll eventually really grow to like it,
413 00:15:50,428 00:15:54,337 and I'll forget that I didn't like it in the first place. and I'll forget that I didn't like it in the first place.
414 00:15:54,367 00:15:56,206 Holy crap, you've picked out all my favorite clothes. Holy crap, you've picked out all my favorite clothes.
415 00:15:56,236 00:15:57,606 I knew it. I knew it.
416 00:15:57,636 00:15:58,675 What do you think of that? What do you think of that?
417 00:15:58,705 00:16:00,705 What? The toiletry kit. What? The toiletry kit.
418 00:16:00,735 00:16:03,074 What? And throw away the 5-year-old Dixie cup What? And throw away the 5-year-old Dixie cup
419 00:16:03,104 00:16:05,143 you use to hold your toothbrush? you use to hold your toothbrush?
420 00:16:05,173 00:16:07,242 I mean as a birthday present for April. I mean as a birthday present for April.
421 00:16:07,272 00:16:09,482 April who? Come on, it's cute. April who? Come on, it's cute.
422 00:16:09,511 00:16:11,351 Um, yeah. I don't think it's quite right. Um, yeah. I don't think it's quite right.
423 00:16:11,381 00:16:13,250 It's girly. It's got cats on it. It's girly. It's got cats on it.
424 00:16:13,280 00:16:15,519 Oh, well, if it's got cats on it... April likes cats. Oh, well, if it's got cats on it... April likes cats.
425 00:16:15,549 00:16:19,318 Yeah, but it's a toiletry kit. It's so hygienic. Yeah, but it's a toiletry kit. It's so hygienic.
426 00:16:19,348 00:16:20,848 I saw her use soap on the trip. I saw her use soap on the trip.
427 00:16:20,888 00:16:22,757 Did you see her tie her shoelaces? Did you see her tie her shoelaces?
428 00:16:22,787 00:16:24,526 'Cause you could get her shoelaces. 'Cause you could get her shoelaces.
429 00:16:24,556 00:16:27,155 I think she'll like it. Luke, it's weird. I think she'll like it. Luke, it's weird.
430 00:16:27,185 00:16:29,724 It says, "happy birthday... Now go clean yourself up." It says, "happy birthday... Now go clean yourself up."
431 00:16:29,754 00:16:32,294 If she doesn't like it, I'll get her a follow-up gift. If she doesn't like it, I'll get her a follow-up gift.
432 00:16:32,324 00:16:34,433 Why not just get her the perfect gift right up front? Why not just get her the perfect gift right up front?
433 00:16:34,463 00:16:36,632 Why couldn't that be the perfect gift? Why couldn't that be the perfect gift?
434 00:16:36,662 00:16:38,231 I know girls. It's not the right gift. I know girls. It's not the right gift.
435 00:16:38,261 00:16:40,531 Hey, there's a store a few blocks down Hey, there's a store a few blocks down
436 00:16:40,561 00:16:42,200 that has great stuff. that has great stuff.
437 00:16:42,230 00:16:44,639 I could show you 50 things I know she'd like. I could show you 50 things I know she'd like.
438 00:16:44,669 00:16:46,569 Some of them may even have cats on them. Some of them may even have cats on them.
439 00:16:46,599 00:16:49,737 I think I'm gonna get that. I can really help you here. I think I'm gonna get that. I can really help you here.
440 00:16:49,767 00:16:53,476 I know you're an expert, but I need to do this. I know you're an expert, but I need to do this.
441 00:16:53,506 00:16:56,705 Then do it. I'm just saying, let me be part of it. Then do it. I'm just saying, let me be part of it.
442 00:16:56,745 00:16:58,344 No. No.
443 00:16:58,374 00:16:59,744 Why? Why?
444 00:16:59,774 00:17:00,874 Because it's too soon. Because it's too soon.
445 00:17:00,914 00:17:02,543 Why is it too soon? Why is it too soon?
446 00:17:02,583 00:17:04,612 Because the minute you get involved in her life, Because the minute you get involved in her life,
447 00:17:04,652 00:17:06,881 it'll be all over for me. it'll be all over for me.
448 00:17:06,911 00:17:08,581 What? That's ridiculous. What? That's ridiculous.
449 00:17:08,621 00:17:10,520 No, it's not ridiculous. No, it's not ridiculous.
450 00:17:10,550 00:17:11,820 You're colorful and funny. You're colorful and funny.
451 00:17:11,850 00:17:13,749 You're practically a cartoon character. You're practically a cartoon character.
452 00:17:13,789 00:17:15,588 Kids love you. Kids love you.
453 00:17:15,618 00:17:18,527 I wouldn't hang out with me either after meeting you. I wouldn't hang out with me either after meeting you.
454 00:17:18,557 00:17:20,687 She'll like you better. That is just a fact. She'll like you better. That is just a fact.
455 00:17:20,727 00:17:22,396 No, you're her dad. No, you're her dad.
456 00:17:22,426 00:17:26,565 Yes, I am her dad, and this is the way I want it to be. Yes, I am her dad, and this is the way I want it to be.
457 00:17:26,595 00:17:28,164 I'll be a couple of minutes. I'll be a couple of minutes.
458 00:17:28,194 00:17:29,464 I'll be right here. I'll be right here.
459 00:17:34,272 00:17:36,131 So you have my cellphone if there's any problems? So you have my cellphone if there's any problems?
460 00:17:36,171 00:17:37,471 I've got your cell number, your store number, I've got your cell number, your store number,
461 00:17:37,501 00:17:38,600 your store fax number, your home number. your store fax number, your home number.
462 00:17:38,640 00:17:40,900 You are 100% reachable. You are 100% reachable.
463 00:17:40,940 00:17:43,439 And, hey, thanks again for letting me do this. And, hey, thanks again for letting me do this.
464 00:17:43,469 00:17:45,508 Oh, please. She's excited about this. Oh, please. She's excited about this.
465 00:17:45,538 00:17:47,307 Plus, your chaperoning got rave reviews. Plus, your chaperoning got rave reviews.
466 00:17:47,337 00:17:48,677 Really? Really?
467 00:17:48,707 00:17:51,416 April said you were the least-embarrassing parent. April said you were the least-embarrassing parent.
468 00:17:51,446 00:17:53,545 That's good, right? That's good, right?
469 00:17:53,575 00:17:56,314 It's a rave. Her friends call you Hagrid. It's a rave. Her friends call you Hagrid.
470 00:17:56,344 00:17:59,853 Really? Hagrid. Wow. I don't know what that means. Really? Hagrid. Wow. I don't know what that means.
471 00:17:59,883 00:18:01,752 He's a character from "Harry Potter"... He's a character from "Harry Potter"...
472 00:18:01,782 00:18:04,491 Very big, very hairy, very lovable. Very big, very hairy, very lovable.
473 00:18:04,521 00:18:05,691 It's a huge compliment. It's a huge compliment.
474 00:18:05,721 00:18:07,820 I will take your word for it. I will take your word for it.
475 00:18:07,850 00:18:10,459 So, I'm gonna go now. So, I'm gonna go now.
476 00:18:10,489 00:18:12,729 Have fun, and I'll talk to you later tonight. Have fun, and I'll talk to you later tonight.
477 00:18:12,759 00:18:14,858 I'm going, April. Yeah, yeah, bye, mom. I'm going, April. Yeah, yeah, bye, mom.
478 00:18:14,898 00:18:17,297 That was from the heart. Totally. That was from the heart. Totally.
479 00:18:17,327 00:18:18,826 Bye again. Bye again.
480 00:18:18,866 00:18:20,866 And the diner looks really great. And the diner looks really great.
481 00:18:20,896 00:18:22,735 I was here when you opened it, remember? I was here when you opened it, remember?
482 00:18:22,765 00:18:24,265 I remember. I remember.
483 00:18:24,305 00:18:25,464 Bye. Bye.
484 00:18:28,673 00:18:31,942 Okay, can I get everyone's attention for a moment here? Okay, can I get everyone's attention for a moment here?
485 00:18:31,972 00:18:33,671 Just go ahead and pull your chairs around Just go ahead and pull your chairs around
486 00:18:33,701 00:18:35,211 so everyone can see me. so everyone can see me.
487 00:18:35,241 00:18:36,470 Is this a game? Is this a game?
488 00:18:36,510 00:18:39,209 No, no games right now. Just gather. No, no games right now. Just gather.
489 00:18:39,239 00:18:40,939 All right, I'm Luke. Some of you know me. All right, I'm Luke. Some of you know me.
490 00:18:40,979 00:18:42,748 I'm April's dad. I'm April's dad.
491 00:18:42,778 00:18:45,717 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
492 00:18:45,747 00:18:49,786 So, um, before we get the party started, So, um, before we get the party started,
493 00:18:49,816 00:18:52,815 I just wanted to lay down some ground rules... I just wanted to lay down some ground rules...
494 00:18:52,855 00:18:54,624 Some simple dos and don'ts... Some simple dos and don'ts...
495 00:18:54,654 00:18:58,653 So that everybody has a good time and goes home in one piece. So that everybody has a good time and goes home in one piece.
496 00:18:58,693 00:19:00,252 Okay. [ Clears throat ] Okay. [ Clears throat ]
497 00:19:00,292 00:19:04,261 So, this is the party area. So, this is the party area.
498 00:19:04,291 00:19:07,330 You are to remain in the party area at all times. You are to remain in the party area at all times.
499 00:19:07,359 00:19:09,499 The kitchen is strictly off limits. The kitchen is strictly off limits.
500 00:19:09,529 00:19:12,828 Under no circumstances are you to enter the kitchen. Under no circumstances are you to enter the kitchen.
501 00:19:12,868 00:19:14,667 It's incredibly dangerous back there. It's incredibly dangerous back there.
502 00:19:14,697 00:19:16,766 One turn of the wrong dial, you could burn your face off. One turn of the wrong dial, you could burn your face off.
503 00:19:16,796 00:19:18,506 And I've got so many knives back there, And I've got so many knives back there,
504 00:19:18,536 00:19:20,465 you so much as trip, you could lose an arm. you so much as trip, you could lose an arm.
505 00:19:20,505 00:19:22,634 You could chop off fingers. You could poke out an eye. You could chop off fingers. You could poke out an eye.
506 00:19:22,674 00:19:24,973 And do not go upstairs. And do not go upstairs.
507 00:19:25,003 00:19:26,803 That is not part of the party area. That is not part of the party area.
508 00:19:26,843 00:19:30,971 Everyone must remain in the party area at all times. Everyone must remain in the party area at all times.
509 00:19:31,011 00:19:33,610 And finally, do not go outside. And finally, do not go outside.
510 00:19:33,640 00:19:36,679 I will not give anybody permission to go outside, okay? I will not give anybody permission to go outside, okay?
511 00:19:36,709 00:19:37,909 Are we clear? Are we clear?
512 00:19:37,949 00:19:39,578 All right. All right.
513 00:19:39,618 00:19:40,948 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
514 00:19:40,978 00:19:43,887 Then that's all I've got. So have fun. Then that's all I've got. So have fun.
515 00:19:43,917 00:19:45,686 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
516 00:19:45,716 00:19:47,286 Is he serious? Is he serious?
517 00:19:50,454 00:19:52,794 Is that our website? It is. Is that our website? It is.
518 00:19:52,824 00:19:54,663 What happened to it? What happened to it?
519 00:19:54,693 00:19:56,592 I made some modifications. I made some modifications.
520 00:19:56,622 00:19:58,692 It's just a big picture of you. It's just a big picture of you.
521 00:19:58,732 00:20:01,860 I figured since I'm the one who put the website together I figured since I'm the one who put the website together
522 00:20:01,900 00:20:04,969 and I'm the one continuously updating the website, and I'm the one continuously updating the website,
523 00:20:04,999 00:20:07,998 then I should be featured prominently on the website. then I should be featured prominently on the website.
524 00:20:08,028 00:20:09,598 Featured? Sure. Featured? Sure.
525 00:20:09,638 00:20:11,367 But where's the inn? All I see is your face. But where's the inn? All I see is your face.
526 00:20:11,407 00:20:12,867 Aha! Aha!
527 00:20:12,907 00:20:15,606 If you want to hear about the inn, you click on my mouth. If you want to hear about the inn, you click on my mouth.
528 00:20:15,636 00:20:17,735 And if you want pictures of the inn, And if you want pictures of the inn,
529 00:20:17,775 00:20:19,774 you click on my eyes. you click on my eyes.
530 00:20:19,804 00:20:21,674 And if you want to post something about the inn, And if you want to post something about the inn,
531 00:20:21,714 00:20:24,413 you click on my ears. you click on my ears.
532 00:20:24,443 00:20:25,842 Clever, no? Clever, no?
533 00:20:25,882 00:20:27,612 You want to argue about this now or later? You want to argue about this now or later?
534 00:20:27,642 00:20:29,811 Later. I'm having too much fun. Later. I'm having too much fun.
535 00:20:29,851 00:20:32,020 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
536 00:20:32,050 00:20:33,679 Hello. Rory: It's me. Hello. Rory: It's me.
537 00:20:33,719 00:20:35,519 Hey, how is he? Hey, how is he?
538 00:20:35,549 00:20:38,618 Well, I'm told he's going to be fine, but he looks awful, Well, I'm told he's going to be fine, but he looks awful,
539 00:20:38,658 00:20:41,587 and he's been unconscious the whole time I've been here. and he's been unconscious the whole time I've been here.
540 00:20:41,627 00:20:42,786 What happened? What happened?
541 00:20:42,826 00:20:44,026 He basically jumped off a cliff, He basically jumped off a cliff,
542 00:20:44,056 00:20:46,655 and his parachute barely opened. and his parachute barely opened.
543 00:20:46,695 00:20:49,824 He has six broken ribs, a collapsed lung, He has six broken ribs, a collapsed lung,
544 00:20:49,864 00:20:53,592 a broken ankle, contusions over 1/3 of his body, a broken ankle, contusions over 1/3 of his body,
545 00:20:53,632 00:20:54,902 and a concussion. and a concussion.
546 00:20:54,932 00:20:56,661 Who else is there? What other family? Who else is there? What other family?
547 00:20:56,701 00:20:59,430 Colin and Finn were here, but none of his family's here. Colin and Finn were here, but none of his family's here.
548 00:20:59,470 00:21:02,000 How did you get all that information? How did you get all that information?
549 00:21:02,040 00:21:03,969 Paris. God love her. Paris. God love her.
550 00:21:03,999 00:21:06,908 I'm sorry I didn't call sooner. I've just been so overwhelmed. I'm sorry I didn't call sooner. I've just been so overwhelmed.
551 00:21:06,938 00:21:08,607 I'm just glad to hear from you. I'm just glad to hear from you.
552 00:21:08,637 00:21:10,836 Is there anything I can do, anything you need? Is there anything I can do, anything you need?
553 00:21:10,876 00:21:13,306 It's been a while since I've sent out a care package. It's been a while since I've sent out a care package.
554 00:21:13,346 00:21:14,945 You could be up to your eyeballs in mad libs, You could be up to your eyeballs in mad libs,
555 00:21:14,975 00:21:16,744 silly string, malted milk balls. silly string, malted milk balls.
556 00:21:16,774 00:21:17,974 No, I'm good. No, I'm good.
557 00:21:18,014 00:21:19,583 Colin and Finn went back to new haven Colin and Finn went back to new haven
558 00:21:19,613 00:21:20,913 to get some stuff for me. to get some stuff for me.
559 00:21:20,943 00:21:23,582 I'm just gonna hang out here for a while. I'm just gonna hang out here for a while.
560 00:21:23,612 00:21:25,381 Logan is awake if you want to see him. Logan is awake if you want to see him.
561 00:21:25,421 00:21:26,751 Mom, Logan's awake. Mom, Logan's awake.
562 00:21:26,781 00:21:28,690 Call me if there's anything you need. Call me if there's anything you need.
563 00:21:28,720 00:21:29,950 Bye. Bye.
564 00:21:29,990 00:21:31,659 [ Cellphone beeps ] [ Cellphone beeps ]
565 00:21:31,689 00:21:34,528 Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 102, please. Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morris, dial 102, please.
566 00:21:34,558 00:21:35,888 Hey. Hey.
567 00:21:35,928 00:21:37,027 Hey. Hey.
568 00:21:37,057 00:21:38,597 You're awake. You're awake.
569 00:21:38,627 00:21:41,026 Or hallucinating... Pretty good hallucination. Or hallucinating... Pretty good hallucination.
570 00:21:41,056 00:21:42,695 Oh, you're awake. Oh, you're awake.
571 00:21:42,725 00:21:44,595 I must look like crap. I must look like crap.
572 00:21:44,635 00:21:47,064 Now I know why you never let me see you without makeup. Now I know why you never let me see you without makeup.
573 00:21:47,094 00:21:49,903 I guess maybe base jumping with very little preparation I guess maybe base jumping with very little preparation
574 00:21:49,933 00:21:51,472 wasn't the hottest idea. wasn't the hottest idea.
575 00:21:51,502 00:21:54,301 You're gonna make a full recovery. You're gonna make a full recovery.
576 00:21:54,341 00:21:56,940 Robocop made a full recovery. Look where that led him. Robocop made a full recovery. Look where that led him.
577 00:21:56,970 00:21:58,440 This is the best hospital in the city, This is the best hospital in the city,
578 00:21:58,470 00:22:00,639 and the best hospital in New York City and the best hospital in New York City
579 00:22:00,669 00:22:02,538 is basically the best hospital in the country, is basically the best hospital in the country,
580 00:22:02,578 00:22:04,978 and that's basically the best hospital in the world, and that's basically the best hospital in the world,
581 00:22:05,008 00:22:07,877 so all in all, you're in the best place you could be, so all in all, you're in the best place you could be,
582 00:22:07,907 00:22:09,076 all things considered. all things considered.
583 00:22:09,116 00:22:10,716 [ Groans ] [ Groans ]
584 00:22:10,746 00:22:12,715 What do you think you're doing? Lay down. What do you think you're doing? Lay down.
585 00:22:12,745 00:22:16,014 [ Sighs ] I'm really sorry about this. [ Sighs ] I'm really sorry about this.
586 00:22:16,054 00:22:17,583 It's okay. It's okay.
587 00:22:17,613 00:22:19,522 No, it's not okay. I was showing off. No, it's not okay. I was showing off.
588 00:22:19,552 00:22:21,322 I knew it wasn't safe from that cliff. I knew it wasn't safe from that cliff.
589 00:22:21,352 00:22:23,651 I was so drunk, I was lucky I pulled my chute at all. I was so drunk, I was lucky I pulled my chute at all.
590 00:22:23,691 00:22:25,320 You're going to be fine, You're going to be fine,
591 00:22:25,360 00:22:27,020 and I will be here as long as you want me to be. and I will be here as long as you want me to be.
592 00:22:27,060 00:22:29,589 I've located the gift shop and the good cafeteria... I've located the gift shop and the good cafeteria...
593 00:22:29,629 00:22:31,928 "good" being a relative term... And the maternity ward, "good" being a relative term... And the maternity ward,
594 00:22:31,958 00:22:33,857 in case I want to play a little practical joke, in case I want to play a little practical joke,
595 00:22:33,897 00:22:36,397 swap the newborns around. swap the newborns around.
596 00:22:36,427 00:22:38,836 What about the paper, school? What about the paper, school?
597 00:22:38,866 00:22:41,505 I have my laptop. I can stay on top of my schoolwork. I have my laptop. I can stay on top of my schoolwork.
598 00:22:41,535 00:22:43,334 And bill can run the paper for a while. And bill can run the paper for a while.
599 00:22:43,364 00:22:47,473 I don't want you to miss too many classes. I don't want you to miss too many classes.
600 00:22:47,503 00:22:49,472 Shh. Logan, just relax. Shh. Logan, just relax.
601 00:22:49,502 00:22:53,471 Get some rest. I'll be here. Get some rest. I'll be here.
602 00:22:53,511 00:22:54,440 I'm glad. I'm glad.
603 00:23:05,416 00:23:07,546 So, how we doing? We having fun? So, how we doing? We having fun?
604 00:23:07,586 00:23:08,815 Yeah. Yeah.
605 00:23:08,855 00:23:11,784 Marcia, you have to discard. Marcia, you have to discard.
606 00:23:11,824 00:23:13,424 I know, but you only need one card, I know, but you only need one card,
607 00:23:13,454 00:23:14,793 and I don't want to give it to you. and I don't want to give it to you.
608 00:23:14,823 00:23:16,892 What makes you think I only need one card? What makes you think I only need one card?
609 00:23:16,922 00:23:19,522 You pick up a card and discard like every half-second. You pick up a card and discard like every half-second.
610 00:23:19,562 00:23:21,021 Well, it's my birthday. Well, it's my birthday.
611 00:23:21,061 00:23:23,430 Why don't you just give me the stupid card I want? Why don't you just give me the stupid card I want?
612 00:23:23,460 00:23:26,559 Hey, how do you think the temperature is? Hey, how do you think the temperature is?
613 00:23:26,599 00:23:28,368 It's fine, I guess. It's fine, I guess.
614 00:23:28,398 00:23:30,428 Are you cold? Maybe it's too cold in here. Are you cold? Maybe it's too cold in here.
615 00:23:30,468 00:23:32,497 How many people are cold, huh? How many people are cold, huh?
616 00:23:32,537 00:23:35,836 Anyone too warm? Anyone too warm?
617 00:23:35,866 00:23:37,965 Okay, well, good to know. Okay, well, good to know.
618 00:23:38,005 00:23:40,034 Luke, can I go to the bathroom? Luke, can I go to the bathroom?
619 00:23:40,074 00:23:41,744 Of course. Of course.
620 00:23:41,774 00:23:43,973 You don't have to ask permission to go to the bathroom. You don't have to ask permission to go to the bathroom.
621 00:23:44,003 00:23:46,842 But it's in the restricted area. I could lose a finger. But it's in the restricted area. I could lose a finger.
622 00:23:46,872 00:23:49,741 Well, the bathroom is not part of the restricted area. Well, the bathroom is not part of the restricted area.
623 00:23:49,781 00:23:51,550 I didn't mean to include that. I didn't mean to include that.
624 00:23:51,580 00:23:53,950 Does anyone else have to go to the bathroom? Does anyone else have to go to the bathroom?
625 00:23:53,980 00:23:57,748 Well, all right. Well, let's line up, okay? Well, all right. Well, let's line up, okay?
626 00:23:57,778 00:23:59,917 You can use the bathroom one at a time. You can use the bathroom one at a time.
627 00:23:59,947 00:24:01,917 Laura, you first. Thank you. Laura, you first. Thank you.
628 00:24:03,086 00:24:05,026 Uh, I'll be right out. Uh, I'll be right out.
629 00:24:05,056 00:24:07,125 I just have to check on something in the back. I just have to check on something in the back.
630 00:24:09,724 00:24:11,963 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
631 00:24:11,993 00:24:13,093 Dragonfly inn. Dragonfly inn.
632 00:24:13,123 00:24:15,432 It's a disaster. What? It's a disaster. What?
633 00:24:15,462 00:24:17,661 The party... It's a total disaster. The party... It's a total disaster.
634 00:24:17,691 00:24:18,931 Why? Why?
635 00:24:18,961 00:24:20,660 It's like a funeral hall in there. It's like a funeral hall in there.
636 00:24:20,700 00:24:22,969 I didn't know 13-year-old girls could be so unhappy. I didn't know 13-year-old girls could be so unhappy.
637 00:24:22,999 00:24:24,669 Where are you? I don't hear anything. Where are you? I don't hear anything.
638 00:24:24,699 00:24:26,898 I'm in the storage room. I come in here and hide a lot. I'm in the storage room. I come in here and hide a lot.
639 00:24:26,938 00:24:28,667 Leaving them unsupervised? Leaving them unsupervised?
640 00:24:28,707 00:24:30,837 Well, there's a peephole here I can see out of. Well, there's a peephole here I can see out of.
641 00:24:30,867 00:24:32,906 You're peeping at the girls? You're peeping at the girls?
642 00:24:32,936 00:24:35,845 I do not have time for any weird jokes. I do not have time for any weird jokes.
643 00:24:35,875 00:24:38,714 What are they doing? What are they doing?
644 00:24:38,744 00:24:40,513 Well, April was playing cards. Well, April was playing cards.
645 00:24:40,543 00:24:42,143 Some of the others were reading and playing video games. Some of the others were reading and playing video games.
646 00:24:42,183 00:24:43,742 At the moment, At the moment,
647 00:24:43,782 00:24:46,051 they're all just waiting to go to the bathroom. they're all just waiting to go to the bathroom.
648 00:24:46,081 00:24:47,911 You didn't plan any activities? You didn't plan any activities?
649 00:24:47,951 00:24:50,180 It's a birthday party. I thought that was the activity. It's a birthday party. I thought that was the activity.
650 00:24:50,220 00:24:52,789 Oh, Luke. Oh, Luke.
651 00:24:52,819 00:24:53,989 Is it normal for kids Is it normal for kids
652 00:24:54,019 00:24:55,558 to fall asleep at a birthday party? to fall asleep at a birthday party?
653 00:24:55,588 00:24:57,058 Are you listening? Yes. Are you listening? Yes.
654 00:24:57,088 00:24:58,727 Go upstairs and get your clock radio. Go upstairs and get your clock radio.
655 00:24:58,757 00:25:00,456 Why, so we can watch the minutes Why, so we can watch the minutes
656 00:25:00,486 00:25:03,155 of the world's worst birthday party tick off one by one? of the world's worst birthday party tick off one by one?
657 00:25:03,195 00:25:06,794 Bring it downstairs and put on some music... kc101. Bring it downstairs and put on some music... kc101.
658 00:25:06,824 00:25:08,494 I'll be right over. You're coming here? I'll be right over. You're coming here?
659 00:25:08,534 00:25:10,893 I have some things to finish up, I have some things to finish up,
660 00:25:10,933 00:25:12,902 and then I'll come over, if it's okay? and then I'll come over, if it's okay?
661 00:25:12,932 00:25:14,771 Is it okay that I come over? Is it okay that I come over?
662 00:25:14,801 00:25:16,731 Yes, Lorelai, come! Hurry! Yes, Lorelai, come! Hurry!
663 00:25:16,771 00:25:19,800 I'll hurry. Hurry faster. They might start leaving. I'll hurry. Hurry faster. They might start leaving.
664 00:25:19,840 00:25:21,069 Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
665 00:25:25,508 00:25:26,807 Hey. Hey.
666 00:25:26,837 00:25:28,976 So, it got worse after we hung up. So, it got worse after we hung up.
667 00:25:29,006 00:25:30,606 I forgot the radio part was broken, I forgot the radio part was broken,
668 00:25:30,646 00:25:33,575 and the buzzer alarm went off at one point. and the buzzer alarm went off at one point.
669 00:25:33,615 00:25:35,684 I think it's too late. It's not too late. I think it's too late. It's not too late.
670 00:25:35,714 00:25:38,083 I swear I heard the word "mutiny" bandied around. I swear I heard the word "mutiny" bandied around.
671 00:25:38,113 00:25:39,053 It's not too late. Let's get in there. It's not too late. Let's get in there.
672 00:25:39,083 00:25:41,522 But where's the stuff? But where's the stuff?
673 00:25:41,552 00:25:43,082 What stuff? The party stuff. What stuff? The party stuff.
674 00:25:43,122 00:25:45,091 Oh, my god, I left the circus elephants in my car, Oh, my god, I left the circus elephants in my car,
675 00:25:45,121 00:25:46,620 and I didn't crack a window. and I didn't crack a window.
676 00:25:46,650 00:25:49,459 Where's the party stuff? Follow my lead. Where's the party stuff? Follow my lead.
677 00:25:51,059 00:25:52,858 Hey, everybody. I'm Lorelai Gilmore. Hey, everybody. I'm Lorelai Gilmore.
678 00:25:52,888 00:25:54,598 Thank you so much for your Patience. Thank you so much for your Patience.
679 00:25:54,628 00:25:56,597 I'm really glad you guys waited to start the party I'm really glad you guys waited to start the party
680 00:25:56,627 00:25:58,796 until I got here. until I got here.
681 00:25:58,826 00:26:00,765 Oh, um, that's okay, Lorelai. Oh, um, that's okay, Lorelai.
682 00:26:00,795 00:26:02,765 We didn't mind, right, girls? We didn't mind, right, girls?
683 00:26:02,795 00:26:05,164 Great. Okay, let's get this party started. Great. Okay, let's get this party started.
684 00:26:05,204 00:26:06,733 Where's the birthday girl? Here. Where's the birthday girl? Here.
685 00:26:06,763 00:26:09,672 April nardini, front and center. April nardini, front and center.
686 00:26:09,702 00:26:11,672 You know, I met you briefly. You know, I met you briefly.
687 00:26:11,702 00:26:13,201 You were filling salt and pepper shakers. You were filling salt and pepper shakers.
688 00:26:13,241 00:26:15,940 You were dressed in all black, and you had really blue eyes. You were dressed in all black, and you had really blue eyes.
689 00:26:15,970 00:26:18,069 They aren't quite as blue today. They aren't quite as blue today.
690 00:26:18,109 00:26:19,909 These irises are all natural, baby. These irises are all natural, baby.
691 00:26:19,939 00:26:22,508 All right, everybody, line up single file behind us. All right, everybody, line up single file behind us.
692 00:26:22,548 00:26:25,677 We already went to the bathroom. We already went to the bathroom.
693 00:26:25,717 00:26:26,946 Take the hand of the person in front of you Take the hand of the person in front of you
694 00:26:26,976 00:26:29,115 and the person in back of you. and the person in back of you.
695 00:26:29,145 00:26:30,915 Luke, you pull up the rear. I'll take the lead. Luke, you pull up the rear. I'll take the lead.
696 00:26:30,945 00:26:33,754 What is this? Just follow me, everybody. What is this? Just follow me, everybody.
697 00:26:33,784 00:26:36,823 No matter what, do not let go of either hand. No matter what, do not let go of either hand.
698 00:26:36,853 00:26:39,552 We're not allowed to go outside. Or in the kitchen. We're not allowed to go outside. Or in the kitchen.
699 00:26:39,592 00:26:40,851 Or anywhere else. Or anywhere else.
700 00:26:40,891 00:26:42,021 What? What?
701 00:26:42,061 00:26:43,890 You are now, girls. We got new rules. You are now, girls. We got new rules.
702 00:26:43,920 00:26:45,160 Should we bring our stuff? Should we bring our stuff?
703 00:26:45,190 00:26:47,859 No, leave it. We'll be back. No, leave it. We'll be back.
704 00:26:47,889 00:26:49,758 Everybody try to walk at the same pace. Everybody try to walk at the same pace.
705 00:26:49,798 00:26:52,197 You step on somebody's heels, you could break an ankle. You step on somebody's heels, you could break an ankle.
706 00:26:52,227 00:26:54,867 And watch out for the traffic... Not just cars, but bikes. And watch out for the traffic... Not just cars, but bikes.
707 00:26:54,896 00:26:57,636 People in this town ride their bikes like maniacs. People in this town ride their bikes like maniacs.
708 00:26:57,666 00:26:59,105 Luke! Sorry. Luke! Sorry.
709 00:26:59,135 00:27:02,204 Oh, check for traffic. Always check. And go! Oh, check for traffic. Always check. And go!
710 00:27:02,234 00:27:04,773 Where are we going? No idea! Where are we going? No idea!
711 00:27:04,803 00:27:06,672 Serpentine, girls, serpentine. Serpentine, girls, serpentine.
712 00:27:06,702 00:27:09,941 Luke: Is this wise to serpentine? Luke: Is this wise to serpentine?
713 00:27:09,971 00:27:11,711 No! No!
714 00:27:11,741 00:27:13,680 [ Giggling ] [ Giggling ]
715 00:27:16,579 00:27:18,978 Hi, Lorelai. Hi, Lorelai.
716 00:27:19,018 00:27:20,118 Hi. Hi.
717 00:27:20,148 00:27:21,787 Hey, girls. Hey, girls.
718 00:27:21,817 00:27:23,846 I'd like you to meet the birthday girl. I'd like you to meet the birthday girl.
719 00:27:23,886 00:27:25,786 Hi, April. Hi, April.
720 00:27:25,816 00:27:27,785 Happy birthday. Hello. Happy birthday. Hello.
721 00:27:27,815 00:27:29,854 You are adorable. You are adorable.
722 00:27:29,884 00:27:33,153 I want you each to take a basket and fill it up. I want you each to take a basket and fill it up.
723 00:27:33,193 00:27:34,993 I want you to pick anything you want I want you to pick anything you want
724 00:27:35,023 00:27:36,792 because today we're getting makeovers. because today we're getting makeovers.
725 00:27:36,822 00:27:38,761 [ Screaming ] [ Screaming ]
726 00:27:38,791 00:27:40,990 These two ladies are here to help you in any way you need. These two ladies are here to help you in any way you need.
727 00:27:41,030 00:27:42,960 That's Alison and Leslie. That's Alison and Leslie.
728 00:27:43,000 00:27:47,198 On your Mark, get set, and shop! On your Mark, get set, and shop!
729 00:27:47,228 00:27:49,967 [ Giggling ] [ Giggling ]
730 00:27:49,997 00:27:52,137 You're a genius. 13-year-old girls and makeup... You're a genius. 13-year-old girls and makeup...
731 00:27:52,167 00:27:53,836 It's like betting on secretariat. It's like betting on secretariat.
732 00:27:53,866 00:27:56,635 Never in a million years would I have thought of this. Never in a million years would I have thought of this.
733 00:27:56,675 00:27:57,835 That's why I'm the yin to your Yang, That's why I'm the yin to your Yang,
734 00:27:57,875 00:28:00,074 the emack to your bolio. the emack to your bolio.
735 00:28:00,104 00:28:01,813 Hey, who wants hot-pink highlights? Hey, who wants hot-pink highlights?
736 00:28:01,843 00:28:03,543 Oh, me! Oh, me!
737 00:28:03,573 00:28:06,582 I hate that you're cutting your honeymoon short. I hate that you're cutting your honeymoon short.
738 00:28:06,611 00:28:09,181 With mom flaking out, I don't want to be here anymore. With mom flaking out, I don't want to be here anymore.
739 00:28:09,211 00:28:11,010 We've got seats on a flight tonight, We've got seats on a flight tonight,
740 00:28:11,050 00:28:12,849 but it's got a 5-hour layover, but it's got a 5-hour layover,
741 00:28:12,879 00:28:14,919 so we're trying to find something more direct. so we're trying to find something more direct.
742 00:28:14,949 00:28:16,818 We should be there sometime tomorrow night. We should be there sometime tomorrow night.
743 00:28:16,848 00:28:19,957 Okay. So, have you heard anything more from your dad? Okay. So, have you heard anything more from your dad?
744 00:28:19,987 00:28:21,316 Yeah, I just talked to him. Yeah, I just talked to him.
745 00:28:21,356 00:28:23,326 Is he coming down here? Nope. Is he coming down here? Nope.
746 00:28:23,356 00:28:24,855 He's out of town, too? He's out of town, too?
747 00:28:24,895 00:28:27,294 No, he's home. He's just not coming. No, he's home. He's just not coming.
748 00:28:27,324 00:28:29,124 It's the life and death brigade thing. It's the life and death brigade thing.
749 00:28:29,164 00:28:30,693 He's very against it. He's very against it.
750 00:28:30,723 00:28:32,193 But he was in the life and death brigade. But he was in the life and death brigade.
751 00:28:32,233 00:28:34,132 Yes, but he feels that he knew when to grow up Yes, but he feels that he knew when to grow up
752 00:28:34,162 00:28:36,661 and accept responsibility and that Logan doesn't. and accept responsibility and that Logan doesn't.
753 00:28:36,701 00:28:39,100 He wanted his precious boy done with that by now, He wanted his precious boy done with that by now,
754 00:28:39,130 00:28:40,630 so he's boycotting. so he's boycotting.
755 00:28:40,670 00:28:42,669 He's boycotting his injured son? He's boycotting his injured son?
756 00:28:42,699 00:28:44,268 Logan had emergency surgery. Logan had emergency surgery.
757 00:28:44,298 00:28:47,667 Hypocrisy runs very deep in the huntzberger family. Hypocrisy runs very deep in the huntzberger family.
758 00:28:47,707 00:28:51,036 Anyhow, forget it. I'm sure Logan isn't expecting him. Anyhow, forget it. I'm sure Logan isn't expecting him.
759 00:28:51,076 00:28:53,275 So, I'll call later when I have more flight information. So, I'll call later when I have more flight information.
760 00:28:53,305 00:28:55,245 Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
761 00:28:55,275 00:28:57,574 Woman on P.A.: Dr. Davis, telephone, please. Woman on P.A.: Dr. Davis, telephone, please.
762 00:28:57,614 00:28:59,843 Dr. Davis, telephone, please. Dr. Davis, telephone, please.
763 00:29:08,380 00:29:09,889 Mitchum huntzberger? Mitchum huntzberger?
764 00:29:09,919 00:29:11,589 Yes, it's Rory Gilmore. Yes, it's Rory Gilmore.
765 00:29:11,619 00:29:13,658 I just thought I'd call and remind you I just thought I'd call and remind you
766 00:29:13,688 00:29:15,328 that Logan is lying in a hospital bed that Logan is lying in a hospital bed
767 00:29:15,358 00:29:17,587 with a partially collapsed lung and a whole host with a partially collapsed lung and a whole host
768 00:29:17,627 00:29:19,856 of other potentially life-threatening injuries. of other potentially life-threatening injuries.
769 00:29:19,896 00:29:21,625 And I'm figuring a guy like you, And I'm figuring a guy like you,
770 00:29:21,665 00:29:24,164 surrounded by nothing but a bunch of terrified sycophants surrounded by nothing but a bunch of terrified sycophants
771 00:29:24,194 00:29:26,134 might not have have someone in his life might not have have someone in his life
772 00:29:26,164 00:29:28,733 with the guts to tell him what an incredibly selfish, with the guts to tell him what an incredibly selfish,
773 00:29:28,763 00:29:31,832 narcissistic ass he's being, so I thought I'd jump on in. narcissistic ass he's being, so I thought I'd jump on in.
774 00:29:31,872 00:29:33,901 Swallow your pride, get in your car, Swallow your pride, get in your car,
775 00:29:33,931 00:29:36,870 and come down here and see your son... now! and come down here and see your son... now!
776 00:29:39,039 00:29:41,638 That looks excellent. That looks excellent.
777 00:29:41,678 00:29:43,738 [ Gasps ] Marcia, fabulous. [ Gasps ] Marcia, fabulous.
778 00:29:43,778 00:29:45,807 You look like Sophia loren. You look like Sophia loren.
779 00:29:45,847 00:29:48,676 I was going for Vanessa minnillo on mtv. I was going for Vanessa minnillo on mtv.
780 00:29:48,716 00:29:50,045 Ah, I love her music. Ah, I love her music.
781 00:29:50,075 00:29:51,685 She's a v.J. She's a v.J.
782 00:29:51,715 00:29:54,014 I love her music-video introductions. I love her music-video introductions.
783 00:29:54,044 00:29:55,853 She's so smooth and classy. She's so smooth and classy.
784 00:29:55,883 00:29:58,013 Luke, more chips here. Luke, more chips here.
785 00:29:58,053 00:30:00,252 Lorelai, check this out. Lorelai, check this out.
786 00:30:00,282 00:30:03,191 Ooh, cool. Your eyes have eyes. Ooh, cool. Your eyes have eyes.
787 00:30:03,221 00:30:05,190 You could fall asleep in class, You could fall asleep in class,
788 00:30:05,220 00:30:07,189 and no one would know. and no one would know.
789 00:30:07,219 00:30:08,359 April: Lorelai. April: Lorelai.
790 00:30:08,389 00:30:11,358 Oh, April, you look beautiful. Oh, April, you look beautiful.
791 00:30:11,388 00:30:13,127 Leslie says I have excellent bone structure. Leslie says I have excellent bone structure.
792 00:30:13,157 00:30:14,897 Well, I agree with her. Well, I agree with her.
793 00:30:14,927 00:30:16,766 So it's not weird when someone compliments your skull? So it's not weird when someone compliments your skull?
794 00:30:16,796 00:30:19,135 A woman takes any compliment that comes her way. A woman takes any compliment that comes her way.
795 00:30:19,165 00:30:21,804 Did you do that glitter heart on your cheek? Did you do that glitter heart on your cheek?
796 00:30:21,834 00:30:24,164 Happens to be my handiwork. You want one? Happens to be my handiwork. You want one?
797 00:30:24,204 00:30:26,033 Yes. All right, sit. Yes. All right, sit.
798 00:30:26,073 00:30:27,732 What color would you like... What color would you like...
799 00:30:27,772 00:30:30,701 Pink, blue, purple, florescent green? Pink, blue, purple, florescent green?
800 00:30:30,741 00:30:33,210 I'm obsessed with purple, probably because I'm obsessed I'm obsessed with purple, probably because I'm obsessed
801 00:30:33,240 00:30:34,940 with "Harold and the purple crayon." with "Harold and the purple crayon."
802 00:30:34,980 00:30:36,379 I know I'm too old, I know I'm too old,
803 00:30:36,409 00:30:38,878 but it's still one of my all-time-favorite books. but it's still one of my all-time-favorite books.
804 00:30:38,908 00:30:41,308 I'm too old for us weekly. It never stopped me. I'm too old for us weekly. It never stopped me.
805 00:30:41,348 00:30:43,147 So, you have a daughter, right? So, you have a daughter, right?
806 00:30:43,177 00:30:44,816 Yes... Rory. Yes... Rory.
807 00:30:44,846 00:30:46,716 That's good. You'd be wasted on a son. That's good. You'd be wasted on a son.
808 00:30:46,746 00:30:48,755 I'm gonna take that as a compliment. I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
809 00:30:48,785 00:30:50,384 It is. You remind me of my mom. It is. You remind me of my mom.
810 00:30:50,414 00:30:52,354 Is she handy with the glitter? Is she handy with the glitter?
811 00:30:52,384 00:30:55,353 She painted a mural on my wall in nail polish one night. She painted a mural on my wall in nail polish one night.
812 00:30:55,393 00:30:56,892 That's cool. That's cool.
813 00:30:56,922 00:30:58,761 I think you'd like her. I think you'd like her.
814 00:30:58,791 00:31:00,761 All right, you're all done. All right, you're all done.
815 00:31:00,791 00:31:02,030 Thanks. Thanks.
816 00:31:05,059 00:31:06,829 I love it. Thanks, marcia. I love it. Thanks, marcia.
817 00:31:06,859 00:31:08,828 She's loving her presents. She's loving her presents.
818 00:31:08,868 00:31:11,327 Okay, how about this one? It's from your dad. Okay, how about this one? It's from your dad.
819 00:31:11,367 00:31:13,696 You know, You know,
820 00:31:13,736 00:31:16,835 you don't have to open up all your presents right away. you don't have to open up all your presents right away.
821 00:31:16,865 00:31:19,174 You could maybe save a few and open them tomorrow, You could maybe save a few and open them tomorrow,
822 00:31:19,204 00:31:20,904 sort of extend the experience. sort of extend the experience.
823 00:31:20,934 00:31:22,203 Bad idea, Hagrid. Bad idea, Hagrid.
824 00:31:22,243 00:31:24,842 I don't want to extend the experience. I don't want to extend the experience.
825 00:31:24,872 00:31:26,442 Wait, is that my gift? Wait, is that my gift?
826 00:31:26,472 00:31:27,971 It says it's from Luke. It says it's from Luke.
827 00:31:28,011 00:31:31,010 The new "way things work." I was gonna get this. The new "way things work." I was gonna get this.
828 00:31:31,040 00:31:33,010 And a gift certificate to the discovery store. And a gift certificate to the discovery store.
829 00:31:33,050 00:31:34,179 Thanks, Luke! Thanks, Luke!
830 00:31:34,209 00:31:36,748 I love it! Thank you so much! I love it! Thank you so much!
831 00:31:36,778 00:31:39,317 You're welcome. You're welcome.
832 00:31:39,347 00:31:40,787 Thank you. Thank you.
833 00:31:40,817 00:31:42,386 My pleasure. My pleasure.
834 00:31:42,416 00:31:44,785 You know what would really push this party over the top? You know what would really push this party over the top?
835 00:31:44,825 00:31:46,385 If we made it into a sleepover. If we made it into a sleepover.
836 00:31:46,425 00:31:48,694 You've got sleeping bags and blankets. You've got sleeping bags and blankets.
837 00:31:48,724 00:31:51,153 Plus, I still got Jess' bed. Plus, I still got Jess' bed.
838 00:31:51,193 00:31:53,322 Why don't you ask the birthday girl if she wants to? Why don't you ask the birthday girl if she wants to?
839 00:31:53,362 00:31:55,962 April, come here a sec. What's up? April, come here a sec. What's up?
840 00:31:55,992 00:31:58,161 How would you feel about making this a slumber party? How would you feel about making this a slumber party?
841 00:31:58,191 00:31:59,360 Really? Really?
842 00:31:59,400 00:32:01,360 Do you guys want to sleep over? Do you guys want to sleep over?
843 00:32:01,400 00:32:03,869 That would be really cool. That would be really cool.
844 00:32:03,899 00:32:05,868 First off, we got to call all your parents First off, we got to call all your parents
845 00:32:05,898 00:32:07,997 to see if it's okay with them. to see if it's okay with them.
846 00:32:08,037 00:32:09,907 So, with that in mind, So, with that in mind,
847 00:32:09,937 00:32:13,036 why don't we form a single-file line behind here to the phone? why don't we form a single-file line behind here to the phone?
848 00:32:13,076 00:32:15,245 [ Cellphones beeping ] [ Cellphones beeping ]
849 00:32:15,275 00:32:18,944 Or you could use your own, I guess. Or you could use your own, I guess.
850 00:32:18,974 00:32:20,473 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
851 00:32:20,513 00:32:22,982 So, I think I'm gonna take off. So, I think I'm gonna take off.
852 00:32:23,012 00:32:24,781 No, stay. You got to stay. No, stay. You got to stay.
853 00:32:24,811 00:32:27,311 It's a slumber party. You're the slumber-party expert. It's a slumber party. You're the slumber-party expert.
854 00:32:27,351 00:32:29,350 What does Hagrid know about slumber parties? What does Hagrid know about slumber parties?
855 00:32:29,380 00:32:31,889 Would it be weird, the two of us sleeping together? Would it be weird, the two of us sleeping together?
856 00:32:31,919 00:32:33,988 You and the girls can sleep upstairs. You and the girls can sleep upstairs.
857 00:32:34,018 00:32:35,388 Are you sure? Are you sure?
858 00:32:35,418 00:32:38,057 Absolutely. You have to stay. April would want that. Absolutely. You have to stay. April would want that.
859 00:32:38,087 00:32:39,486 Okay, I'll stay. Okay, I'll stay.
860 00:32:39,526 00:32:41,756 The movie's all ready to go. The movie's all ready to go.
861 00:32:41,796 00:32:44,325 I just need it back for the weinstein retirement party. I just need it back for the weinstein retirement party.
862 00:32:44,355 00:32:46,864 Mel weinstein's a nut for John Hughes movies. Mel weinstein's a nut for John Hughes movies.
863 00:32:46,894 00:32:51,092 All right, girls, um, All right, girls, um,
864 00:32:51,132 00:32:53,262 you're about to meet someone very special to me. you're about to meet someone very special to me.
865 00:32:53,302 00:32:55,131 Her name is Molly ringwald. Her name is Molly ringwald.
866 00:32:55,171 00:32:57,470 Now, I know you don't know who that is, Now, I know you don't know who that is,
867 00:32:57,500 00:33:00,999 but suffice it to say, she is my generation's Audrey hepburn. but suffice it to say, she is my generation's Audrey hepburn.
868 00:33:01,039 00:33:03,338 And I know you don't know who that is, either, And I know you don't know who that is, either,
869 00:33:03,368 00:33:05,237 but trust me, you're gonna love her. but trust me, you're gonna love her.
870 00:33:05,277 00:33:07,237 And yes, that is the guy from "two and a half men." And yes, that is the guy from "two and a half men."
871 00:33:07,277 00:33:08,336 All right, enjoy. All right, enjoy.
872 00:33:08,376 00:33:11,005 [ Projector whirring ] [ Projector whirring ]
873 00:33:11,045 00:33:13,914 [ The psychedelic furs' "pretty in pink" plays ] [ The psychedelic furs' "pretty in pink" plays ]
874 00:33:17,283 00:33:19,352 [ Girls laughing ] [ Girls laughing ]
875 00:33:24,381 00:33:27,090 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
876 00:33:27,120 00:33:29,459 Girls: Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Girls: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
877 00:33:29,489 00:33:31,858 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
878 00:33:31,888 00:33:34,427 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
879 00:33:34,457 00:33:38,126 I forgot how much fun it could be just to put makeup on. I forgot how much fun it could be just to put makeup on.
880 00:33:38,156 00:33:40,395 It's become so pragmatic, such drudgery. It's become so pragmatic, such drudgery.
881 00:33:40,425 00:33:43,334 It's like all we use it for now is to look better. It's like all we use it for now is to look better.
882 00:33:43,364 00:33:46,333 And why would the two of us ever need to look better? And why would the two of us ever need to look better?
883 00:33:46,363 00:33:49,232 Whatever happened to the questionably attractive glories Whatever happened to the questionably attractive glories
884 00:33:49,272 00:33:52,501 of wet 'n' wild blue eye shadow or crimping irons? of wet 'n' wild blue eye shadow or crimping irons?
885 00:33:52,541 00:33:56,040 Remember sun-in and aqua net and bonne bell lip smackers? Remember sun-in and aqua net and bonne bell lip smackers?
886 00:33:56,070 00:33:58,309 I used to love bonne bell lip smackers. I used to love bonne bell lip smackers.
887 00:33:58,339 00:34:01,208 Who doesn't love a lip gloss that doubles as a necklace? Who doesn't love a lip gloss that doubles as a necklace?
888 00:34:01,238 00:34:03,047 And they smelled so great. And they smelled so great.
889 00:34:03,077 00:34:05,376 Except once, I had the chocolate-fudge-flavored one, Except once, I had the chocolate-fudge-flavored one,
890 00:34:05,416 00:34:08,275 and in study hall, Trevor fink ate the whole thing, and in study hall, Trevor fink ate the whole thing,
891 00:34:08,315 00:34:09,915 and then he threw it up and then he threw it up
892 00:34:09,945 00:34:12,554 all over my copy of "the red badge of courage." all over my copy of "the red badge of courage."
893 00:34:12,584 00:34:14,553 We all had a Trevor fink in our lives. We all had a Trevor fink in our lives.
894 00:34:14,583 00:34:17,022 So, it sounds like the party was great. So, it sounds like the party was great.
895 00:34:17,052 00:34:19,352 It was a great party and a major breakthrough. It was a great party and a major breakthrough.
896 00:34:19,392 00:34:21,321 April's awesome. I think she liked me. April's awesome. I think she liked me.
897 00:34:21,351 00:34:23,220 I bet she loved you. We bonded. I bet she loved you. We bonded.
898 00:34:23,260 00:34:26,529 Hopefully, things will change and I won't have to hide. Hopefully, things will change and I won't have to hide.
899 00:34:26,559 00:34:28,088 Good. Good.
900 00:34:28,128 00:34:30,128 Luke just needed that time and space. Luke just needed that time and space.
901 00:34:30,158 00:34:32,927 And in hindsight, I think it was good for him, And in hindsight, I think it was good for him,
902 00:34:32,967 00:34:35,336 and I'm really glad I let him have it. and I'm really glad I let him have it.
903 00:34:35,366 00:34:36,466 You were incredibly patient. You were incredibly patient.
904 00:34:36,496 00:34:38,465 I was... incredibly patient, I was... incredibly patient,
905 00:34:38,495 00:34:41,364 while at the same time incredibly impatient. while at the same time incredibly impatient.
906 00:34:41,404 00:34:43,973 You're a complicated woman. I am, yes. You're a complicated woman. I am, yes.
907 00:34:44,003 00:34:45,902 I try to deny it, but there it is. I try to deny it, but there it is.
908 00:34:45,942 00:34:47,902 I'm kind of sad I wasn't at the party. I'm kind of sad I wasn't at the party.
909 00:34:47,942 00:34:49,541 I feel like I missed out. I feel like I missed out.
910 00:34:49,571 00:34:52,310 I thought you might, so I brought you some leftovers. I thought you might, so I brought you some leftovers.
911 00:34:52,340 00:34:54,039 Bonne bell lip smackers, anyone? Bonne bell lip smackers, anyone?
912 00:34:54,079 00:34:55,809 No! No!
913 00:34:55,849 00:34:58,078 I've got original, glitter gloss, I've got original, glitter gloss,
914 00:34:58,108 00:35:00,077 grape crush, and Dr. Pepper. grape crush, and Dr. Pepper.
915 00:35:00,117 00:35:02,017 I feel like I'm 15 again. I feel like I'm 15 again.
916 00:35:02,047 00:35:04,916 Jackson's so getting under my bra tonight. Jackson's so getting under my bra tonight.
917 00:35:04,956 00:35:07,055 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
918 00:35:07,085 00:35:09,354 Luke, there's some glitter on my pancakes. Luke, there's some glitter on my pancakes.
919 00:35:09,384 00:35:12,823 Sorry about that. Let me fix that up for you. Sorry about that. Let me fix that up for you.
920 00:35:12,853 00:35:15,362 Wasn't any glitter when I was running the place. Wasn't any glitter when I was running the place.
921 00:35:15,392 00:35:18,161 And cut up one of those cold bananas, will you? And cut up one of those cold bananas, will you?
922 00:35:18,191 00:35:20,390 Excuse me, is Luke around? Excuse me, is Luke around?
923 00:35:20,430 00:35:22,130 Yeah, he's here. He's always here. Yeah, he's here. He's always here.
924 00:35:22,160 00:35:24,329 Hey, Anna, how are you? Hey, Anna, how are you?
925 00:35:24,359 00:35:26,028 Can we talk in private? Can we talk in private?
926 00:35:26,068 00:35:27,928 Uh, sure. This way. Uh, sure. This way.
927 00:35:27,968 00:35:29,597 Caesar, I'm gonna take a couple minutes. Caesar, I'm gonna take a couple minutes.
928 00:35:29,637 00:35:30,797 Whatever. Whatever.
929 00:35:33,036 00:35:34,305 So, what's up? So, what's up?
930 00:35:34,335 00:35:36,075 I can't believe you did this. I can't believe you did this.
931 00:35:36,105 00:35:38,374 You said you wanted to throw her a party, Luke... you. You said you wanted to throw her a party, Luke... you.
932 00:35:38,404 00:35:39,903 I did. I did.
933 00:35:39,943 00:35:42,373 You had your girlfriend throw her a party... You had your girlfriend throw her a party...
934 00:35:42,413 00:35:44,412 A girlfriend I've never even met. A girlfriend I've never even met.
935 00:35:44,442 00:35:46,011 This is not our agreement. This is not our agreement.
936 00:35:46,041 00:35:48,880 I did throw the party. Lorelai was just helping out. I did throw the party. Lorelai was just helping out.
937 00:35:48,910 00:35:50,250 Helping out? Helping out?
938 00:35:50,280 00:35:52,049 April said you spent the night downstairs. April said you spent the night downstairs.
939 00:35:52,079 00:35:54,318 Well, I spent the night in the storage room. Well, I spent the night in the storage room.
940 00:35:54,348 00:35:56,148 So when you were in the storage room, So when you were in the storage room,
941 00:35:56,188 00:35:58,187 your girlfriend was upstairs with the girls. your girlfriend was upstairs with the girls.
942 00:35:58,217 00:35:59,317 Yeah. Yeah.
943 00:35:59,357 00:36:01,186 How am I supposed to explain that How am I supposed to explain that
944 00:36:01,216 00:36:03,025 "to the other girl" parents? "to the other girl" parents?
945 00:36:03,055 00:36:04,625 How am I supposed to tell them How am I supposed to tell them
946 00:36:04,655 00:36:06,524 that I left their kids all alone that I left their kids all alone
947 00:36:06,554 00:36:08,454 with a woman I've never even met? with a woman I've never even met?
948 00:36:08,493 00:36:10,893 I'm sorry. I didn't think that it was gonna cause... I'm sorry. I didn't think that it was gonna cause...
949 00:36:10,923 00:36:12,162 If I can't trust you, Luke, If I can't trust you, Luke,
950 00:36:12,192 00:36:13,862 this arrangement is not gonna work. this arrangement is not gonna work.
951 00:36:13,892 00:36:16,031 April is not a sweater that you're borrowing. April is not a sweater that you're borrowing.
952 00:36:16,061 00:36:17,860 She's my kid. She's my kid.
953 00:36:17,900 00:36:20,069 I have to know where she is and who she's with always. I have to know where she is and who she's with always.
954 00:36:20,099 00:36:21,529 I'm sorry. You can trust me, I swear. I'm sorry. You can trust me, I swear.
955 00:36:21,569 00:36:23,538 You know what? You know what?
956 00:36:23,568 00:36:25,238 I am too mad. I can't even look at you. I am too mad. I can't even look at you.
957 00:36:25,268 00:36:26,867 Anna. Anna.
958 00:36:38,043 00:36:40,912 Woman on P.A.: Dr. Blair, Dr. Blair. Woman on P.A.: Dr. Blair, Dr. Blair.
959 00:36:40,942 00:36:43,511 Dr. Jay Hamilton, Dr. Jay Hamilton. Dr. Jay Hamilton, Dr. Jay Hamilton.
960 00:36:48,250 00:36:49,419 Luke: Hello! Luke: Hello!
961 00:36:49,449 00:36:51,289 Kitchen! Kitchen!
962 00:36:51,319 00:36:53,158 Thank god. I am so nutrition-deprived. Thank god. I am so nutrition-deprived.
963 00:36:53,188 00:36:55,587 All I've eaten in the last two days is cake, candy, cookies, All I've eaten in the last two days is cake, candy, cookies,
964 00:36:55,627 00:36:58,156 and about 10 pounds of flavored lip gloss. and about 10 pounds of flavored lip gloss.
965 00:36:58,186 00:37:01,195 Well, then, let's eat. Well, then, let's eat.
966 00:37:01,225 00:37:03,124 Do you want to be civilized and eat off plates Do you want to be civilized and eat off plates
967 00:37:03,164 00:37:04,564 or just right out of the containers? or just right out of the containers?
968 00:37:04,594 00:37:06,133 I know you don't approve, I know you don't approve,
969 00:37:06,163 00:37:08,033 but I think there is some sort of origami thing but I think there is some sort of origami thing
970 00:37:08,063 00:37:09,362 happening with these containers happening with these containers
971 00:37:09,402 00:37:10,932 that makes the food taste better in them. that makes the food taste better in them.
972 00:37:10,962 00:37:12,601 It's like feng shui for noodles. It's like feng shui for noodles.
973 00:37:12,631 00:37:15,570 I'm not just saying that because I don't want any cleanup. I'm not just saying that because I don't want any cleanup.
974 00:37:15,600 00:37:17,240 That's only part of it. That's only part of it.
975 00:37:17,270 00:37:20,039 Out of the containers is fine. Righteous. Out of the containers is fine. Righteous.
976 00:37:20,069 00:37:22,208 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
977 00:37:22,238 00:37:24,077 You okay? You okay?
978 00:37:24,107 00:37:26,406 Anna came by the diner. Anna came by the diner.
979 00:37:26,446 00:37:27,976 Why? What's up? Why? What's up?
980 00:37:28,006 00:37:29,945 She's mad. She's really mad. She's mad. She's really mad.
981 00:37:29,975 00:37:32,044 What about? The party. What about? The party.
982 00:37:32,084 00:37:34,084 Well, the party was a smash. Well, the party was a smash.
983 00:37:34,114 00:37:36,453 She says she feels betrayed She says she feels betrayed
984 00:37:36,483 00:37:38,412 because I let you throw April a birthday party because I let you throw April a birthday party
985 00:37:38,452 00:37:40,351 even though she's never met you. even though she's never met you.
986 00:37:40,381 00:37:43,121 You were there the whole time. We both threw the party. You were there the whole time. We both threw the party.
987 00:37:43,150 00:37:45,620 I told her that, but I left you alone with them all night I told her that, but I left you alone with them all night
988 00:37:45,660 00:37:47,059 and didn't clear it with her first. and didn't clear it with her first.
989 00:37:47,089 00:37:48,888 She's really mad about that. She's really mad about that.
990 00:37:50,558 00:37:52,427 It's not your fault. I should have seen this coming. It's not your fault. I should have seen this coming.
991 00:37:52,457 00:37:55,196 I was stupid. I didn't think it through. I was stupid. I didn't think it through.
992 00:37:55,226 00:37:56,466 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
993 00:37:56,496 00:37:58,625 Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
994 00:37:58,665 00:38:01,494 I brought some beer, but I left it in the truck. I brought some beer, but I left it in the truck.
995 00:38:01,534 00:38:03,403 Be right back. Be right back.
996 00:38:07,172 00:38:08,432 [ Door opens ] [ Door opens ]
997 00:38:10,501 00:38:12,410 Hey. Hey.
998 00:38:12,440 00:38:15,379 So, my dad just left. I saw. So, my dad just left. I saw.
999 00:38:15,409 00:38:17,209 I still can't believe it. He actually visited. I still can't believe it. He actually visited.
1000 00:38:17,239 00:38:19,408 He was only moderately hostile, slightly condescending, He was only moderately hostile, slightly condescending,
1001 00:38:19,448 00:38:21,247 and no more self-centered than usual. and no more self-centered than usual.
1002 00:38:21,277 00:38:23,217 It's good that he came. Good for him. It's good that he came. Good for him.
1003 00:38:23,247 00:38:26,046 Are you feeling any better? I am. Are you feeling any better? I am.
1004 00:38:26,086 00:38:27,445 It could have something to do It could have something to do
1005 00:38:27,485 00:38:29,414 with the 27 medications they have me jacked up on. with the 27 medications they have me jacked up on.
1006 00:38:29,454 00:38:31,054 I checked with the doctor. I checked with the doctor.
1007 00:38:31,084 00:38:34,523 It's mostly cough syrup and baby aspirin. It's mostly cough syrup and baby aspirin.
1008 00:38:34,553 00:38:36,092 What's wrong? I'm feeling better. What's wrong? I'm feeling better.
1009 00:38:38,151 00:38:39,221 What? What?
1010 00:38:39,261 00:38:41,290 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1011 00:38:41,320 00:38:43,659 About what? About letting you go on this trip. About what? About letting you go on this trip.
1012 00:38:43,689 00:38:47,028 I was just so busy being mad at you. I was just so busy being mad at you.
1013 00:38:47,058 00:38:49,028 I didn't think I was trying to punish you, I didn't think I was trying to punish you,
1014 00:38:49,068 00:38:50,427 but I was trying to punish you. but I was trying to punish you.
1015 00:38:50,467 00:38:51,497 No, Rory. No, Rory.
1016 00:38:51,527 00:38:53,466 I should have stopped you. I should have stopped you.
1017 00:38:53,496 00:38:55,435 A team of psychiatrists with tranquilizer guns A team of psychiatrists with tranquilizer guns
1018 00:38:55,465 00:38:57,035 couldn't have stopped me. couldn't have stopped me.
1019 00:38:57,065 00:38:58,364 I was going no matter what. I was going no matter what.
1020 00:38:58,404 00:39:00,274 Do not feel guilty about this. Do not feel guilty about this.
1021 00:39:00,304 00:39:02,643 I just sent you out that door. I didn't even care. I just sent you out that door. I didn't even care.
1022 00:39:02,673 00:39:06,072 I was so cold. I just... I could have lost you. I was so cold. I just... I could have lost you.
1023 00:39:06,112 00:39:07,271 You didn't lose me. You didn't lose me.
1024 00:39:07,311 00:39:09,111 But I could have, though. But I could have, though.
1025 00:39:09,141 00:39:12,479 I'm the one screwing things up with us here, not you. I'm the one screwing things up with us here, not you.
1026 00:39:12,509 00:39:13,679 I'm sorry you're in the hospital right now. I'm sorry you're in the hospital right now.
1027 00:39:13,709 00:39:15,618 I'm sorry about all of this. I'm sorry about all of this.
1028 00:39:15,648 00:39:18,747 I don't what's going on with me, but I'll get better, okay? I don't what's going on with me, but I'll get better, okay?
1029 00:39:18,777 00:39:20,217 Things will calm down. Things will calm down.
1030 00:39:20,247 00:39:23,116 I just need you to bear with me, okay? I just need you to bear with me, okay?
1031 00:39:23,156 00:39:24,455 Okay? Okay?
1032 00:39:24,485 00:39:26,155 Okay. Okay.
1033 00:39:41,499 00:39:43,998 Oh. Oh.
1034 00:39:44,028 00:39:45,568 You okay there? You okay there?
1035 00:39:45,598 00:39:47,137 Sorry. Sorry.
1036 00:39:47,167 00:39:49,466 Spreadsheets... The bane of my existence. Spreadsheets... The bane of my existence.
1037 00:39:49,506 00:39:51,106 Combines my hatred of math Combines my hatred of math
1038 00:39:51,136 00:39:53,635 with my fear of little, tiny boxes. with my fear of little, tiny boxes.
1039 00:39:53,675 00:39:56,004 Little, tiny boxes can be scary. Little, tiny boxes can be scary.
1040 00:39:56,044 00:39:58,773 Unless, of course, they contain big diamond earrings. Unless, of course, they contain big diamond earrings.
1041 00:39:58,803 00:40:01,512 I hear you. Feel free to look around. I hear you. Feel free to look around.
1042 00:40:01,542 00:40:03,142 Have you been in here before? Have you been in here before?
1043 00:40:03,182 00:40:05,351 No, first time. It's lovely... great stuff. No, first time. It's lovely... great stuff.
1044 00:40:05,381 00:40:06,780 Thank you. Thank you.
1045 00:40:06,810 00:40:09,449 All the hanging clothes over there are 20% off... All the hanging clothes over there are 20% off...
1046 00:40:09,479 00:40:11,279 Some of my favorite stuff, but come march 1st, Some of my favorite stuff, but come march 1st,
1047 00:40:11,319 00:40:14,118 I can't sell a sweater to save my life. I can't sell a sweater to save my life.
1048 00:40:14,148 00:40:15,317 Okay, I'll check it out. Okay, I'll check it out.
1049 00:40:15,357 00:40:17,287 You looking for anything in particular? You looking for anything in particular?
1050 00:40:17,317 00:40:20,186 Uh, yeah... you, actually. Uh, yeah... you, actually.
1051 00:40:20,226 00:40:23,255 I'm Lorelai Gilmore. I'm Luke's fiancée. I'm Lorelai Gilmore. I'm Luke's fiancée.
1052 00:40:23,295 00:40:24,394 Oh. Oh.
1053 00:40:24,424 00:40:26,264 I wanted to apologize for the party. I wanted to apologize for the party.
1054 00:40:26,294 00:40:27,763 It was my fault. It was my fault.
1055 00:40:27,793 00:40:30,392 It just wasn't exactly what I was expecting. It just wasn't exactly what I was expecting.
1056 00:40:30,432 00:40:33,231 I know, and I'm to blame for that, not Luke. I know, and I'm to blame for that, not Luke.
1057 00:40:33,261 00:40:35,101 It wasn't his idea. It wasn't his idea.
1058 00:40:35,131 00:40:37,230 He was having a little trouble getting the party going, He was having a little trouble getting the party going,
1059 00:40:37,270 00:40:40,099 and I may have thrown myself into it a little too much. and I may have thrown myself into it a little too much.
1060 00:40:40,139 00:40:41,738 I just thought that we should meet I just thought that we should meet
1061 00:40:41,768 00:40:44,337 so you could see you really have nothing to worry about. so you could see you really have nothing to worry about.
1062 00:40:44,367 00:40:45,737 She's a 13-year-old girl. She's a 13-year-old girl.
1063 00:40:45,777 00:40:47,706 I always have something to worry about. I always have something to worry about.
1064 00:40:47,736 00:40:50,645 Well, yeah, of course, but I meant in regards to me. Well, yeah, of course, but I meant in regards to me.
1065 00:40:50,675 00:40:52,644 Look, I'm sure you're a great person. Look, I'm sure you're a great person.
1066 00:40:52,674 00:40:54,674 I am. I have references. I am. I have references.
1067 00:40:54,714 00:40:56,583 But I'm a single mom here. But I'm a single mom here.
1068 00:40:56,613 00:40:59,552 I can't play fast and loose with the people in my kid's life. I can't play fast and loose with the people in my kid's life.
1069 00:40:59,582 00:41:02,421 I completely understand. I'm a single mom myself. I completely understand. I'm a single mom myself.
1070 00:41:02,451 00:41:04,120 Then you get it. Then you get it.
1071 00:41:04,150 00:41:05,690 What if April decided she likes you? What if April decided she likes you?
1072 00:41:05,720 00:41:07,449 What if she becomes attached to you? What if she becomes attached to you?
1073 00:41:07,489 00:41:10,358 What if you become her best friend in the entire world, What if you become her best friend in the entire world,
1074 00:41:10,388 00:41:12,158 and then one day, you just disappear? and then one day, you just disappear?
1075 00:41:12,188 00:41:13,587 Well, that's not gonna happen. Well, that's not gonna happen.
1076 00:41:13,627 00:41:15,526 You don't know that. You don't know that.
1077 00:41:15,556 00:41:17,726 You can't guarantee that, and I can't take that chance. You can't guarantee that, and I can't take that chance.
1078 00:41:17,756 00:41:20,125 When it comes to my daughter, I have to have rules... When it comes to my daughter, I have to have rules...
1079 00:41:20,165 00:41:21,594 Hard and fast rules. Hard and fast rules.
1080 00:41:21,624 00:41:24,563 I would never dream of violating any of those rules. I would never dream of violating any of those rules.
1081 00:41:24,593 00:41:26,263 April never meets any man I date April never meets any man I date
1082 00:41:26,303 00:41:28,132 unless I've dated him for years. unless I've dated him for years.
1083 00:41:28,162 00:41:29,801 I totally get that. I totally get that.
1084 00:41:29,831 00:41:32,371 Basically, until I'm ready to get married again, Basically, until I'm ready to get married again,
1085 00:41:32,401 00:41:34,370 she doesn't meet any of the men I date. she doesn't meet any of the men I date.
1086 00:41:34,400 00:41:36,769 For all she knows, I'm a nun. For all she knows, I'm a nun.
1087 00:41:36,809 00:41:39,278 I went through a sister Wendy phase myself once. I went through a sister Wendy phase myself once.
1088 00:41:39,308 00:41:41,577 I want her to have stability. I want her to have stability.
1089 00:41:41,607 00:41:44,546 But Luke and I... We are engaged. We are stable. But Luke and I... We are engaged. We are stable.
1090 00:41:44,576 00:41:47,545 Engaged isn't married. People get engaged all the time. Engaged isn't married. People get engaged all the time.
1091 00:41:47,575 00:41:50,214 Look, this is not something casual, Luke and me. Look, this is not something casual, Luke and me.
1092 00:41:50,244 00:41:52,783 This is not something we're rushing into, by any means. This is not something we're rushing into, by any means.
1093 00:41:52,813 00:41:55,622 This has been a long time coming... a long time. This has been a long time coming... a long time.
1094 00:41:55,652 00:41:57,782 This is real. This is real.
1095 00:41:57,822 00:41:59,491 I'm really happy for you, I'm really happy for you,
1096 00:41:59,521 00:42:01,290 but that doesn't change anything. but that doesn't change anything.
1097 00:42:01,320 00:42:03,160 Luke just came into April's life. Luke just came into April's life.
1098 00:42:03,190 00:42:05,289 I'm still nervous about that. I'm still nervous about that.
1099 00:42:05,329 00:42:07,128 He's not a kid guy, never has been, He's not a kid guy, never has been,
1100 00:42:07,158 00:42:09,298 and she's getting very attached. and she's getting very attached.
1101 00:42:09,328 00:42:11,857 I need to know he's sticking around first. I need to know he's sticking around first.
1102 00:42:11,897 00:42:15,665 And then, when you're married, we'll deal with that then. And then, when you're married, we'll deal with that then.
1103 00:42:15,695 00:42:18,095 I'm not trying to be a hardass here. I'm not trying to be a hardass here.
1104 00:42:18,135 00:42:20,434 I don't know if my way is the right way. I don't know if my way is the right way.
1105 00:42:20,464 00:42:22,273 I just have to go with my gut. I just have to go with my gut.
1106 00:42:22,303 00:42:24,632 This is how I want to do it. This is how I want to do it.
1107 00:42:24,672 00:42:26,272 You said you're a single mom. You said you're a single mom.
1108 00:42:26,302 00:42:28,301 I have a daughter, just like you. I have a daughter, just like you.
1109 00:42:28,341 00:42:31,210 You get where I'm coming from at all? You get where I'm coming from at all?
1110 00:42:31,240 00:42:32,839 I really do. I really do.
1111 00:42:32,879 00:42:34,679 Anyway, thank you for hearing me out. Anyway, thank you for hearing me out.
1112 00:42:34,709 00:42:36,778 Sure. It's no problem. Sure. It's no problem.
1113 00:42:36,808 00:42:38,777 Okay. Okay.
1114 00:42:38,807 00:42:40,447 Hey. Hey.
1115 00:42:40,477 00:42:41,746 If it makes you feel better, If it makes you feel better,
1116 00:42:41,776 00:42:44,645 she had a really great time at that party. she had a really great time at that party.
1117 00:42:44,685 00:42:46,485 I'm glad. I'm glad.