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| 1 | 00:00:02,772 | 00:00:04,213 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
| 2 | 00:00:04,243 | 00:00:05,943 | Are you in the market for some luggage? | Are you in the market for some luggage? |
| 3 | 00:00:05,973 | 00:00:08,644 | He is going to chaperone April's field trip to Philadelphia. | He is going to chaperone April's field trip to Philadelphia. |
| 4 | 00:00:08,684 | 00:00:09,954 | Have you met her yet? Met who? | Have you met her yet? Met who? |
| 5 | 00:00:09,984 | 00:00:10,754 | April. | April. |
| 6 | 00:00:10,784 | 00:00:12,084 | Not officially. | Not officially. |
| 7 | 00:00:12,114 | 00:00:14,785 | Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April. | Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April. |
| 8 | 00:00:14,825 | 00:00:15,725 | Oh. April. | Oh. April. |
| 9 | 00:00:15,755 | 00:00:17,025 | Hello, there, April. | Hello, there, April. |
| 10 | 00:00:17,055 | 00:00:17,895 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 11 | 00:00:17,925 | 00:00:19,766 | This is a wedding dress. | This is a wedding dress. |
| 12 | 00:00:19,796 | 00:00:22,166 | It's the dress I wore when I married Mr. Kim 28 years ago. | It's the dress I wore when I married Mr. Kim 28 years ago. |
| 13 | 00:00:22,196 | 00:00:23,966 | I would like Lane to wear it at her wedding. | I would like Lane to wear it at her wedding. |
| 14 | 00:00:23,996 | 00:00:25,267 | Alterations should be minor. | Alterations should be minor. |
| 15 | 00:00:25,297 | 00:00:26,967 | Just take it in a little here and there, | Just take it in a little here and there, |
| 16 | 00:00:27,007 | 00:00:28,067 | and that should do it. | and that should do it. |
| 17 | 00:00:28,107 | 00:00:29,007 | You haven't forgiven me. | You haven't forgiven me. |
| 18 | 00:00:29,037 | 00:00:30,378 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
| 19 | 00:00:30,408 | 00:00:31,738 | For the girls I was with when we were separated. | For the girls I was with when we were separated. |
| 20 | 00:00:31,778 | 00:00:33,378 | You're still with him? | You're still with him? |
| 21 | 00:00:33,408 | 00:00:35,749 | Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it. | Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it. |
| 22 | 00:00:35,779 | 00:00:38,749 | We are planning the ultimate life-and-death brigade event. | We are planning the ultimate life-and-death brigade event. |
| 23 | 00:00:38,779 | 00:00:41,320 | What's the stunt? Base jump off a cliff whose height it is... | What's the stunt? Base jump off a cliff whose height it is... |
| 24 | 00:00:41,350 | 00:00:43,690 | Exactly 3,624 feet. | Exactly 3,624 feet. |
| 25 | 00:00:43,720 | 00:00:45,290 | I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. | I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. |
| 26 | 00:00:45,320 | 00:00:46,691 | I know. | I know. |
| 27 | 00:00:46,731 | 00:00:48,291 | I'll see ya. | I'll see ya. |
| 28 | 00:00:49,231 | 00:00:51,932 | [ Birds chirping ] | [ Birds chirping ] |
| 29 | 00:01:00,943 | 00:01:03,244 | Mmm, very good. Not too spicy. | Mmm, very good. Not too spicy. |
| 30 | 00:01:03,284 | 00:01:05,384 | I pack it very tightly. It strangles the spice. | I pack it very tightly. It strangles the spice. |
| 31 | 00:01:05,414 | 00:01:07,715 | Well, it's perfect, and we're doing very good on time. | Well, it's perfect, and we're doing very good on time. |
| 32 | 00:01:07,755 | 00:01:10,155 | At 4:00, we move on to dumplings. | At 4:00, we move on to dumplings. |
| 33 | 00:01:10,185 | 00:01:13,026 | I'm going to open another window. | I'm going to open another window. |
| 34 | 00:01:13,056 | 00:01:15,326 | Boy, there's a lot of activity down here. | Boy, there's a lot of activity down here. |
| 35 | 00:01:15,356 | 00:01:16,826 | It's going very well. | It's going very well. |
| 36 | 00:01:16,866 | 00:01:19,127 | Your aunt joon is a wizard with the kimchi. | Your aunt joon is a wizard with the kimchi. |
| 37 | 00:01:19,167 | 00:01:20,867 | Well, is there anything I can do to help? | Well, is there anything I can do to help? |
| 38 | 00:01:20,897 | 00:01:22,237 | No, go back upstairs. | No, go back upstairs. |
| 39 | 00:01:22,267 | 00:01:24,668 | Read the Bible passages I've underlined. | Read the Bible passages I've underlined. |
| 40 | 00:01:24,708 | 00:01:26,068 | Juh gi in nae! | Juh gi in nae! |
| 41 | 00:01:26,108 | 00:01:27,238 | Cham yeppuda. | Cham yeppuda. |
| 42 | 00:01:27,278 | 00:01:29,339 | Aaenun unje gajil gueni? | Aaenun unje gajil gueni? |
| 43 | 00:01:29,379 | 00:01:31,879 | Enough! Back to work! | Enough! Back to work! |
| 44 | 00:01:31,909 | 00:01:33,949 | Back to work, all of you! | Back to work, all of you! |
| 45 | 00:01:33,979 | 00:01:36,220 | And she will have children in the proper time! | And she will have children in the proper time! |
| 46 | 00:01:36,250 | 00:01:38,250 | You, upstairs. | You, upstairs. |
| 47 | 00:01:38,290 | 00:01:40,221 | You come down, cooking stops. Up. | You come down, cooking stops. Up. |
| 48 | 00:01:40,261 | 00:01:41,891 | But it's hot up there, | But it's hot up there, |
| 49 | 00:01:41,921 | 00:01:43,931 | and you know what rises with the hot air? | and you know what rises with the hot air? |
| 50 | 00:01:43,961 | 00:01:45,792 | The smell of 10 pounds of kimchi. | The smell of 10 pounds of kimchi. |
| 51 | 00:01:45,832 | 00:01:47,862 | Well, pull your sweater over your face. | Well, pull your sweater over your face. |
| 52 | 00:01:47,902 | 00:01:49,202 | Just get back upstairs. | Just get back upstairs. |
| 53 | 00:01:49,232 | 00:01:51,103 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
| 54 | 00:01:51,133 | 00:01:52,373 | Vera wang calling. | Vera wang calling. |
| 55 | 00:01:52,403 | 00:01:54,373 | Wow, you can almost see that smell. | Wow, you can almost see that smell. |
| 56 | 00:01:54,403 | 00:01:56,374 | Is that the dress? It is indeed. | Is that the dress? It is indeed. |
| 57 | 00:01:56,404 | 00:01:58,914 | Lane, the dress. Well, come on, let's see it. | Lane, the dress. Well, come on, let's see it. |
| 58 | 00:01:58,944 | 00:02:00,114 | [ Telephone ringing ] | [ Telephone ringing ] |
| 59 | 00:02:00,144 | 00:02:02,715 | Hold that thought. | Hold that thought. |
| 60 | 00:02:02,755 | 00:02:04,355 | You couldn't have set it on fire? | You couldn't have set it on fire? |
| 61 | 00:02:04,385 | 00:02:06,056 | Dude, there's not enough lighter fluid in the world. | Dude, there's not enough lighter fluid in the world. |
| 62 | 00:02:06,086 | 00:02:08,086 | I hope you made a matching blindfold | I hope you made a matching blindfold |
| 63 | 00:02:08,126 | 00:02:10,126 | so Zach doesn't have to actually see me in it. | so Zach doesn't have to actually see me in it. |
| 64 | 00:02:10,156 | 00:02:12,257 | Now, come on. You're gonna look beautiful. | Now, come on. You're gonna look beautiful. |
| 65 | 00:02:12,297 | 00:02:14,197 | You have a very pretty face, and you have hands and feet. | You have a very pretty face, and you have hands and feet. |
| 66 | 00:02:14,227 | 00:02:16,738 | For some guys, the stuff in between is just annoying. | For some guys, the stuff in between is just annoying. |
| 67 | 00:02:17,468 | 00:02:19,138 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 68 | 00:02:19,168 | 00:02:20,808 | Mama, are you okay? | Mama, are you okay? |
| 69 | 00:02:20,838 | 00:02:22,409 | Yes, fine. | Yes, fine. |
| 70 | 00:02:22,439 | 00:02:23,979 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
| 71 | 00:02:24,009 | 00:02:25,409 | I brought the dress. | I brought the dress. |
| 72 | 00:02:25,439 | 00:02:26,509 | What dress? | What dress? |
| 73 | 00:02:26,539 | 00:02:28,480 | My wedding dress, mama. | My wedding dress, mama. |
| 74 | 00:02:28,510 | 00:02:30,520 | I was just about to show it to you. | I was just about to show it to you. |
| 75 | 00:02:30,550 | 00:02:32,250 | Right. Go ahead. | Right. Go ahead. |
| 76 | 00:02:32,280 | 00:02:34,991 | Um, now, there were a couple of stains on it, | Um, now, there were a couple of stains on it, |
| 77 | 00:02:35,021 | 00:02:36,761 | just probably from age, | just probably from age, |
| 78 | 00:02:36,791 | 00:02:38,392 | so I had to make a few minor adjustments, | so I had to make a few minor adjustments, |
| 79 | 00:02:38,422 | 00:02:40,432 | but I think you'll see, all in all, | but I think you'll see, all in all, |
| 80 | 00:02:40,462 | 00:02:43,833 | that the integrity of the dress has remained intact. | that the integrity of the dress has remained intact. |
| 81 | 00:02:47,173 | 00:02:49,534 | Fine. How much do I owe you? | Fine. How much do I owe you? |
| 82 | 00:02:49,574 | 00:02:50,944 | Uh, nothing. | Uh, nothing. |
| 83 | 00:02:50,974 | 00:02:52,474 | Um, consider it a wedding gift. | Um, consider it a wedding gift. |
| 84 | 00:02:52,504 | 00:02:54,175 | I have to go back to work. | I have to go back to work. |
| 85 | 00:02:54,215 | 00:02:55,915 | I will see you and Luke at the wedding. | I will see you and Luke at the wedding. |
| 86 | 00:02:55,945 | 00:02:57,785 | Yes, you will. I mean, you'll see me. | Yes, you will. I mean, you'll see me. |
| 87 | 00:02:57,815 | 00:02:59,185 | Luke is out of town, but I'm gonna take pictures | Luke is out of town, but I'm gonna take pictures |
| 88 | 00:02:59,215 | 00:03:01,456 | and make him feel really bad he missed it. | and make him feel really bad he missed it. |
| 89 | 00:03:01,486 | 00:03:03,956 | Whatever. Goodbye. | Whatever. Goodbye. |
| 90 | 00:03:04,857 | 00:03:06,257 | Did she see it? | Did she see it? |
| 91 | 00:03:06,287 | 00:03:08,327 | I held it up right in front of her face. | I held it up right in front of her face. |
| 92 | 00:03:08,357 | 00:03:10,798 | It's got a waist, and she didn't yell. | It's got a waist, and she didn't yell. |
| 93 | 00:03:10,828 | 00:03:12,428 | Take the dress upstairs and hide it | Take the dress upstairs and hide it |
| 94 | 00:03:12,468 | 00:03:14,238 | till you're walking down the aisle. | till you're walking down the aisle. |
| 95 | 00:03:14,268 | 00:03:15,338 | And even then, walk fast. | And even then, walk fast. |
| 96 | 00:03:15,368 | 00:03:17,969 | Thank you. Okay. | Thank you. Okay. |
| 97 | 00:03:18,009 | 00:03:21,910 | Lorelai, wait! Come back! | Lorelai, wait! Come back! |
| 98 | 00:03:21,940 | 00:03:23,550 | What do you mean Luke's out of town?! | What do you mean Luke's out of town?! |
| 99 | 00:03:23,580 | 00:03:25,580 | Uh, well, I mean, Luke's left town. | Uh, well, I mean, Luke's left town. |
| 100 | 00:03:25,610 | 00:03:27,451 | Town's there, and Luke's over here. | Town's there, and Luke's over here. |
| 101 | 00:03:27,481 | 00:03:29,581 | He's not coming to the wedding with you? No. | He's not coming to the wedding with you? No. |
| 102 | 00:03:29,621 | 00:03:31,552 | You mean you're coming alone, unescorted? | You mean you're coming alone, unescorted? |
| 103 | 00:03:31,592 | 00:03:33,592 | Well, Rory will be there. | Well, Rory will be there. |
| 104 | 00:03:33,622 | 00:03:35,292 | You can't come alone. | You can't come alone. |
| 105 | 00:03:35,322 | 00:03:37,293 | An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, | An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, |
| 106 | 00:03:37,333 | 00:03:38,593 | wearing the clothes you tend to wear... | wearing the clothes you tend to wear... |
| 107 | 00:03:38,633 | 00:03:40,503 | People will think things, bad things... | People will think things, bad things... |
| 108 | 00:03:40,533 | 00:03:42,334 | Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale. | Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale. |
| 109 | 00:03:42,364 | 00:03:44,604 | Wow, suddenly "footloose" not seeming so silly. | Wow, suddenly "footloose" not seeming so silly. |
| 110 | 00:03:44,634 | 00:03:45,974 | What are we gonna do? | What are we gonna do? |
| 111 | 00:03:46,004 | 00:03:47,474 | We should agree on a price. | We should agree on a price. |
| 112 | 00:03:47,504 | 00:03:50,015 | You have to find someone to bring you. | You have to find someone to bring you. |
| 113 | 00:03:50,045 | 00:03:52,215 | In one day? It took me this long to find Luke. | In one day? It took me this long to find Luke. |
| 114 | 00:03:52,245 | 00:03:54,046 | My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. | My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. |
| 115 | 00:03:54,086 | 00:03:57,186 | But if you're to come, then you need to come with a man. | But if you're to come, then you need to come with a man. |
| 116 | 00:03:57,216 | 00:04:00,157 | And kirk does not count! | And kirk does not count! |
| 117 | 00:04:00,187 | 00:04:03,858 | Lorelai Gilmore... disappointing mothers since 1968. | Lorelai Gilmore... disappointing mothers since 1968. |
| 118 | 00:04:05,228 | 00:04:08,899 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
| 119 | 00:04:08,929 | 00:04:14,009 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
| 120 | 00:04:14,039 | 00:04:17,940 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
| 121 | 00:04:17,980 | 00:04:22,381 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
| 122 | 00:04:22,411 | 00:04:27,022 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
| 123 | 00:04:27,052 | 00:04:31,393 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
| 124 | 00:04:31,423 | 00:04:33,933 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
| 125 | 00:04:33,963 | 00:04:36,134 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
| 126 | 00:04:36,164 | 00:04:40,034 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
| 127 | 00:04:40,074 | 00:04:45,075 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
| 128 | 00:04:45,105 | 00:04:49,446 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
| 129 | 00:04:49,476 | 00:04:52,117 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
| 130 | 00:04:52,147 | 00:04:54,217 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
| 131 | 00:04:54,257 | 00:04:56,217 | ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ | ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ |
| 132 | 00:04:59,528 | 00:05:01,028 | [ telephones ringing ] | [ telephones ringing ] |
| 133 | 00:05:01,058 | 00:05:02,359 | Phones are ringing, people. | Phones are ringing, people. |
| 134 | 00:05:02,399 | 00:05:04,369 | It could be someone calling with a story. | It could be someone calling with a story. |
| 135 | 00:05:04,399 | 00:05:06,099 | Wouldn't that be neat? | Wouldn't that be neat? |
| 136 | 00:05:06,129 | 00:05:08,140 | Aah, I thought I told her to cut the second paragraph. | Aah, I thought I told her to cut the second paragraph. |
| 137 | 00:05:08,170 | 00:05:10,270 | Stacy, I thought I told you, cut the second paragraph. | Stacy, I thought I told you, cut the second paragraph. |
| 138 | 00:05:10,310 | 00:05:11,510 | Stacy: I did. | Stacy: I did. |
| 139 | 00:05:11,540 | 00:05:13,411 | Good work, Stacy. A.K., time? | Good work, Stacy. A.K., time? |
| 140 | 00:05:13,441 | 00:05:14,941 | 3:15. | 3:15. |
| 141 | 00:05:14,981 | 00:05:16,641 | Okay, everyone, I am leaving at 3:00, | Okay, everyone, I am leaving at 3:00, |
| 142 | 00:05:16,681 | 00:05:18,352 | which is 15 minutes ago, | which is 15 minutes ago, |
| 143 | 00:05:18,382 | 00:05:20,482 | so if anyone needs anything, too bad till Monday. | so if anyone needs anything, too bad till Monday. |
| 144 | 00:05:20,522 | 00:05:21,622 | My pro-tenure piece. | My pro-tenure piece. |
| 145 | 00:05:21,652 | 00:05:23,192 | Okay, thank you. | Okay, thank you. |
| 146 | 00:05:23,222 | 00:05:25,623 | And my anti-tenure piece. Just hear me out. | And my anti-tenure piece. Just hear me out. |
| 147 | 00:05:25,653 | 00:05:27,963 | When I first started writing, I believed passionately | When I first started writing, I believed passionately |
| 148 | 00:05:27,993 | 00:05:29,624 | that tenure was a reward for excellent service | that tenure was a reward for excellent service |
| 149 | 00:05:29,664 | 00:05:31,994 | and a way for a school to attract the very best teachers | and a way for a school to attract the very best teachers |
| 150 | 00:05:32,034 | 00:05:33,004 | from all over the country. | from all over the country. |
| 151 | 00:05:33,034 | 00:05:34,635 | Let's go with that. | Let's go with that. |
| 152 | 00:05:34,665 | 00:05:37,005 | I started thinking about the other side of the argument... | I started thinking about the other side of the argument... |
| 153 | 00:05:37,035 | 00:05:39,305 | Money and employment for the rest of your life? | Money and employment for the rest of your life? |
| 154 | 00:05:39,335 | 00:05:41,546 | Where is the incentive to keep the standards high? | Where is the incentive to keep the standards high? |
| 155 | 00:05:41,576 | 00:05:42,676 | Remember professor leavers? | Remember professor leavers? |
| 156 | 00:05:42,706 | 00:05:44,976 | He got tenured and lost all interest. | He got tenured and lost all interest. |
| 157 | 00:05:45,017 | 00:05:47,117 | It was like being taught by Jimmy kimmel. | It was like being taught by Jimmy kimmel. |
| 158 | 00:05:47,147 | 00:05:48,587 | Anti-tenure... Stamp it, ship it. | Anti-tenure... Stamp it, ship it. |
| 159 | 00:05:48,617 | 00:05:50,458 | You could print both pieces side-by-side, | You could print both pieces side-by-side, |
| 160 | 00:05:50,488 | 00:05:51,658 | like a point/counterpoint. | like a point/counterpoint. |
| 161 | 00:05:51,688 | 00:05:53,328 | You want me to print a point/counterpoint | You want me to print a point/counterpoint |
| 162 | 00:05:53,358 | 00:05:55,658 | where both points are written by the same person? | where both points are written by the same person? |
| 163 | 00:05:55,688 | 00:05:57,199 | You have five minutes to pick a side. | You have five minutes to pick a side. |
| 164 | 00:05:57,229 | 00:05:59,099 | A.k., time? 3:17. | A.k., time? 3:17. |
| 165 | 00:05:59,129 | 00:06:02,170 | Ooh, how very "all the president's men." | Ooh, how very "all the president's men." |
| 166 | 00:06:02,200 | 00:06:05,040 | Aha, just the girl we were looking for. | Aha, just the girl we were looking for. |
| 167 | 00:06:05,070 | 00:06:06,340 | We have a wonderful idea. | We have a wonderful idea. |
| 168 | 00:06:06,370 | 00:06:08,041 | We are going to Costa Rica. | We are going to Costa Rica. |
| 169 | 00:06:08,071 | 00:06:09,771 | We're gonna fly out tonight and meet the guys | We're gonna fly out tonight and meet the guys |
| 170 | 00:06:09,811 | 00:06:11,711 | at the end of their river-rafting trip. | at the end of their river-rafting trip. |
| 171 | 00:06:11,742 | 00:06:14,782 | Dress up like natives... In grass skirts and coconut bras | Dress up like natives... In grass skirts and coconut bras |
| 172 | 00:06:14,812 | 00:06:17,353 | and meet the boys with food, fresh booze, and shaving cream. | and meet the boys with food, fresh booze, and shaving cream. |
| 173 | 00:06:17,383 | 00:06:19,323 | I think you should double-check your guidebooks, | I think you should double-check your guidebooks, |
| 174 | 00:06:19,353 | 00:06:21,753 | 'cause I don't think Costa Rican natives wear grass skirts | 'cause I don't think Costa Rican natives wear grass skirts |
| 175 | 00:06:21,793 | 00:06:23,464 | and coconut bras. | and coconut bras. |
| 176 | 00:06:23,494 | 00:06:25,124 | There's only a small window of time | There's only a small window of time |
| 177 | 00:06:25,164 | 00:06:26,494 | where a girl can pull off a coconut bra. | where a girl can pull off a coconut bra. |
| 178 | 00:06:26,524 | 00:06:29,195 | Well, thanks for the invite, but I can't. | Well, thanks for the invite, but I can't. |
| 179 | 00:06:29,235 | 00:06:31,605 | Don't you want to see Logan after six days without a shower? | Don't you want to see Logan after six days without a shower? |
| 180 | 00:06:31,635 | 00:06:33,206 | I have a wedding to go to, | I have a wedding to go to, |
| 181 | 00:06:33,236 | 00:06:35,136 | and I'm leaving in a minute to head home. | and I'm leaving in a minute to head home. |
| 182 | 00:06:35,176 | 00:06:37,246 | Logan will be very disappointed. | Logan will be very disappointed. |
| 183 | 00:06:37,276 | 00:06:38,677 | I'll hide the soap and the kiehl's, | I'll hide the soap and the kiehl's, |
| 184 | 00:06:38,707 | 00:06:40,347 | and we can re-enact it when he gets back. | and we can re-enact it when he gets back. |
| 185 | 00:06:40,377 | 00:06:42,217 | Hmm, I'm feeling a chill from the north. | Hmm, I'm feeling a chill from the north. |
| 186 | 00:06:42,247 | 00:06:45,148 | Okay, well, if you change your mind, call my cell. | Okay, well, if you change your mind, call my cell. |
| 187 | 00:06:45,188 | 00:06:47,218 | Have a safe flight. | Have a safe flight. |
| 188 | 00:06:47,258 | 00:06:48,758 | [ Telephone ringing ] | [ Telephone ringing ] |
| 189 | 00:06:48,788 | 00:06:52,189 | Woodward, Bernstein. | Woodward, Bernstein. |
| 190 | 00:06:52,229 | 00:06:54,059 | Layout's done. A.K.? | Layout's done. A.K.? |
| 191 | 00:06:54,099 | 00:06:54,800 | 3:20. | 3:20. |
| 192 | 00:06:54,830 | 00:06:56,500 | I'm Audi. | I'm Audi. |
| 193 | 00:06:56,530 | 00:06:59,200 | Jill, approve Paris' piece when it's in. | Jill, approve Paris' piece when it's in. |
| 194 | 00:06:59,230 | 00:07:00,671 | I can't pick a side. | I can't pick a side. |
| 195 | 00:07:00,701 | 00:07:02,141 | Either way I look at it, I'm right. | Either way I look at it, I'm right. |
| 196 | 00:07:02,171 | 00:07:04,441 | I'll see you Monday, Paris. | I'll see you Monday, Paris. |
| 197 | 00:07:06,642 | 00:07:09,442 | Michel: The weather's supposed to be beautiful tomorrow. | Michel: The weather's supposed to be beautiful tomorrow. |
| 198 | 00:07:09,482 | 00:07:11,413 | How big a wedding do you think it will be? | How big a wedding do you think it will be? |
| 199 | 00:07:11,453 | 00:07:12,813 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
| 200 | 00:07:12,853 | 00:07:15,323 | I hope it's a big wedding. I love big weddings. | I hope it's a big wedding. I love big weddings. |
| 201 | 00:07:15,353 | 00:07:16,824 | What time are you picking me up tomorrow? | What time are you picking me up tomorrow? |
| 202 | 00:07:16,854 | 00:07:18,354 | Noon. | Noon. |
| 203 | 00:07:18,394 | 00:07:20,624 | That will give me plenty of time to get ready. | That will give me plenty of time to get ready. |
| 204 | 00:07:20,664 | 00:07:22,795 | You know, I hope you don't stay out too late tonight. | You know, I hope you don't stay out too late tonight. |
| 205 | 00:07:22,825 | 00:07:24,365 | You'll be tired for tomorrow. | You'll be tired for tomorrow. |
| 206 | 00:07:24,395 | 00:07:26,165 | I will not be tired. | I will not be tired. |
| 207 | 00:07:26,195 | 00:07:28,236 | I wouldn't drink too much, either... you'll be puffy. | I wouldn't drink too much, either... you'll be puffy. |
| 208 | 00:07:28,266 | 00:07:30,376 | Okay, I'll keep it to half a box of wine, Max. | Okay, I'll keep it to half a box of wine, Max. |
| 209 | 00:07:30,406 | 00:07:33,277 | I'm just saying, tomorrow is a very special day. | I'm just saying, tomorrow is a very special day. |
| 210 | 00:07:33,307 | 00:07:34,677 | You need to be perfect. | You need to be perfect. |
| 211 | 00:07:34,707 | 00:07:36,877 | Okay, I'm not getting married, Michel. | Okay, I'm not getting married, Michel. |
| 212 | 00:07:36,907 | 00:07:39,418 | I know that, but you are going to be with me, | I know that, but you are going to be with me, |
| 213 | 00:07:39,448 | 00:07:41,548 | and I'm going to look fantastic, | and I'm going to look fantastic, |
| 214 | 00:07:41,588 | 00:07:42,889 | and you know that who you are with | and you know that who you are with |
| 215 | 00:07:42,919 | 00:07:45,119 | is always a reflection of yourself, | is always a reflection of yourself, |
| 216 | 00:07:45,159 | 00:07:47,689 | and I don't want my reflection to look like Judy garland, | and I don't want my reflection to look like Judy garland, |
| 217 | 00:07:47,729 | 00:07:49,590 | the Mark herron years. | the Mark herron years. |
| 218 | 00:07:49,630 | 00:07:52,630 | Now, I'm going to be wearing my blue pinstripes, | Now, I'm going to be wearing my blue pinstripes, |
| 219 | 00:07:52,660 | 00:07:55,271 | so if you wear something in an ice blue | so if you wear something in an ice blue |
| 220 | 00:07:55,301 | 00:07:58,902 | or [gasps] oh, yes, silver, that would look amazing. | or [gasps] oh, yes, silver, that would look amazing. |
| 221 | 00:07:58,942 | 00:08:01,212 | No one would take their eyes off of us. | No one would take their eyes off of us. |
| 222 | 00:08:01,242 | 00:08:02,712 | And how delighted the bride will be. | And how delighted the bride will be. |
| 223 | 00:08:02,742 | 00:08:04,443 | Now let's discuss dancing. | Now let's discuss dancing. |
| 224 | 00:08:04,483 | 00:08:06,583 | As you know, I'm a fabulous dancer... | As you know, I'm a fabulous dancer... |
| 225 | 00:08:06,613 | 00:08:07,913 | Deney terrio level... | Deney terrio level... |
| 226 | 00:08:07,953 | 00:08:09,684 | And I intend to dance a lot. | And I intend to dance a lot. |
| 227 | 00:08:09,714 | 00:08:11,254 | It's what I do at parties | It's what I do at parties |
| 228 | 00:08:11,284 | 00:08:13,854 | to compensate for the elevated calorie intake. | to compensate for the elevated calorie intake. |
| 229 | 00:08:13,894 | 00:08:15,255 | I just shake it all off. | I just shake it all off. |
| 230 | 00:08:15,295 | 00:08:16,495 | Well, I promise to duck. | Well, I promise to duck. |
| 231 | 00:08:16,525 | 00:08:18,395 | I don't understand your attitude. | I don't understand your attitude. |
| 232 | 00:08:18,425 | 00:08:20,166 | After all, these are your friends. | After all, these are your friends. |
| 233 | 00:08:20,196 | 00:08:21,466 | I don't even know them. | I don't even know them. |
| 234 | 00:08:21,496 | 00:08:24,406 | Sookie: Lorelai! Lorelai! | Sookie: Lorelai! Lorelai! |
| 235 | 00:08:24,436 | 00:08:26,537 | Lorelai... problem. | Lorelai... problem. |
| 236 | 00:08:26,567 | 00:08:28,437 | Something went very, very wrong. | Something went very, very wrong. |
| 237 | 00:08:28,477 | 00:08:29,807 | Wrong with what? | Wrong with what? |
| 238 | 00:08:29,837 | 00:08:31,578 | Remember the dirty cookies I was baking | Remember the dirty cookies I was baking |
| 239 | 00:08:31,608 | 00:08:33,878 | for the bachelorette gift baskets? | for the bachelorette gift baskets? |
| 240 | 00:08:33,918 | 00:08:35,818 | Well, they expanded in the oven. | Well, they expanded in the oven. |
| 241 | 00:08:35,848 | 00:08:37,589 | Expanded? What do you mean? | Expanded? What do you mean? |
| 242 | 00:08:37,619 | 00:08:39,949 | Oh, dear! Hello, Tommy Lee. | Oh, dear! Hello, Tommy Lee. |
| 243 | 00:08:39,989 | 00:08:42,560 | I don't know what happened. Too much yeast. | I don't know what happened. Too much yeast. |
| 244 | 00:08:42,590 | 00:08:44,630 | Well, I cannot put those in the bags | Well, I cannot put those in the bags |
| 245 | 00:08:44,660 | 00:08:46,490 | with the shiny tiaras and the bubble wands. | with the shiny tiaras and the bubble wands. |
| 246 | 00:08:46,530 | 00:08:47,801 | I know, I know. | I know, I know. |
| 247 | 00:08:47,831 | 00:08:49,701 | I'll go try and figure something out. | I'll go try and figure something out. |
| 248 | 00:08:49,731 | 00:08:50,801 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
| 249 | 00:08:50,831 | 00:08:51,972 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 250 | 00:08:52,002 | 00:08:53,542 | Chris: Hey, you got a minute? | Chris: Hey, you got a minute? |
| 251 | 00:08:53,572 | 00:08:54,902 | [ Dance music plays ] | [ Dance music plays ] |
| 252 | 00:08:54,942 | 00:08:57,212 | You see? This is what you're up against. | You see? This is what you're up against. |
| 253 | 00:08:57,242 | 00:08:58,613 | Yes, I have a minute. | Yes, I have a minute. |
| 254 | 00:08:58,643 | 00:09:00,583 | I just got Rory one of those sidekicks. | I just got Rory one of those sidekicks. |
| 255 | 00:09:00,613 | 00:09:02,884 | I got it a couple of days ago, so she already has it. | I got it a couple of days ago, so she already has it. |
| 256 | 00:09:02,914 | 00:09:05,684 | It's one of those things I should have run past you. | It's one of those things I should have run past you. |
| 257 | 00:09:05,714 | 00:09:08,355 | So I'm running it past you now. Is that okay? | So I'm running it past you now. Is that okay? |
| 258 | 00:09:08,385 | 00:09:10,255 | 'Cause if it's not, I can take it back. | 'Cause if it's not, I can take it back. |
| 259 | 00:09:10,295 | 00:09:12,295 | I'll just say I read something in consumer reports | I'll just say I read something in consumer reports |
| 260 | 00:09:12,325 | 00:09:13,726 | about radiation levels. | about radiation levels. |
| 261 | 00:09:13,766 | 00:09:15,896 | Chris, honey, we're way past the point where | Chris, honey, we're way past the point where |
| 262 | 00:09:15,926 | 00:09:18,797 | you have to get my permission to buy your own daughter a gift. | you have to get my permission to buy your own daughter a gift. |
| 263 | 00:09:18,837 | 00:09:20,467 | Didn't you get the memo? | Didn't you get the memo? |
| 264 | 00:09:20,507 | 00:09:22,267 | Well, you know what a mess my desk is. | Well, you know what a mess my desk is. |
| 265 | 00:09:22,307 | 00:09:24,508 | I think it's nice that you bought Rory a gift. | I think it's nice that you bought Rory a gift. |
| 266 | 00:09:24,538 | 00:09:25,778 | So, how are you? | So, how are you? |
| 267 | 00:09:25,808 | 00:09:26,708 | I'm great. | I'm great. |
| 268 | 00:09:26,738 | 00:09:27,948 | Yeah? How's g.G.? | Yeah? How's g.G.? |
| 269 | 00:09:27,978 | 00:09:30,779 | She's... well, hold on a sec. | She's... well, hold on a sec. |
| 270 | 00:09:30,819 | 00:09:32,249 | You hear that? | You hear that? |
| 271 | 00:09:32,279 | 00:09:33,319 | No. | No. |
| 272 | 00:09:33,349 | 00:09:34,449 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
| 273 | 00:09:34,489 | 00:09:36,350 | Oh, come on. It's naptime. | Oh, come on. It's naptime. |
| 274 | 00:09:36,390 | 00:09:37,920 | Not until 4:00, my friend. | Not until 4:00, my friend. |
| 275 | 00:09:37,960 | 00:09:40,631 | Then she's holding her breath until you buy her a Porsche. | Then she's holding her breath until you buy her a Porsche. |
| 276 | 00:09:40,661 | 00:09:42,631 | She is in her room playing with her toys, | She is in her room playing with her toys, |
| 277 | 00:09:42,661 | 00:09:44,831 | shining her halo as we speak. | shining her halo as we speak. |
| 278 | 00:09:44,861 | 00:09:46,862 | Well, well, well, look who's cracking the whip. | Well, well, well, look who's cracking the whip. |
| 279 | 00:09:46,902 | 00:09:49,332 | I got to tell you, that "no" word is pretty awesome. | I got to tell you, that "no" word is pretty awesome. |
| 280 | 00:09:49,372 | 00:09:51,343 | I can't wait to try out the "you're grounded." | I can't wait to try out the "you're grounded." |
| 281 | 00:09:51,373 | 00:09:54,843 | So... [ Dance music continues ] | So... [ Dance music continues ] |
| 282 | 00:09:54,873 | 00:09:59,484 | Anyway... Lane, I'm here, and I... move! | Anyway... Lane, I'm here, and I... move! |
| 283 | 00:09:59,514 | 00:10:02,315 | Lane, hi, I... coming through! | Lane, hi, I... coming through! |
| 284 | 00:10:02,355 | 00:10:03,385 | Am I here early? | Am I here early? |
| 285 | 00:10:03,425 | 00:10:04,985 | Sorry. Hi, glad you're here. | Sorry. Hi, glad you're here. |
| 286 | 00:10:05,025 | 00:10:06,986 | What's going on? And where's all your stuff? | What's going on? And where's all your stuff? |
| 287 | 00:10:07,026 | 00:10:07,926 | My grandma's coming. | My grandma's coming. |
| 288 | 00:10:07,956 | 00:10:09,456 | Jeez, how big is she? | Jeez, how big is she? |
| 289 | 00:10:09,496 | 00:10:11,026 | She hasn't been out of Korea in 45 years | She hasn't been out of Korea in 45 years |
| 290 | 00:10:11,066 | 00:10:12,827 | because she refuses to travel, | because she refuses to travel, |
| 291 | 00:10:12,867 | 00:10:14,667 | so we figured there's no way she'd come, | so we figured there's no way she'd come, |
| 292 | 00:10:14,697 | 00:10:16,637 | but she called today, and she's coming. | but she called today, and she's coming. |
| 293 | 00:10:16,667 | 00:10:18,338 | Mrs. Kim: Help me! | Mrs. Kim: Help me! |
| 294 | 00:10:18,368 | 00:10:20,478 | Coming! | Coming! |
| 295 | 00:10:20,508 | 00:10:22,438 | Whoa, big Buddha! | Whoa, big Buddha! |
| 296 | 00:10:22,478 | 00:10:24,409 | Save the commentary. Grab the feet. | Save the commentary. Grab the feet. |
| 297 | 00:10:24,449 | 00:10:26,479 | Be careful. Don't let it drop. | Be careful. Don't let it drop. |
| 298 | 00:10:26,509 | 00:10:27,749 | What happens if it drops? | What happens if it drops? |
| 299 | 00:10:27,779 | 00:10:29,020 | It breaks. | It breaks. |
| 300 | 00:10:29,050 | 00:10:30,850 | Oh, you ask a stupid question... | Oh, you ask a stupid question... |
| 301 | 00:10:30,890 | 00:10:31,720 | Down, here. | Down, here. |
| 302 | 00:10:31,750 | 00:10:33,521 | [ Grunts ] | [ Grunts ] |
| 303 | 00:10:33,561 | 00:10:35,761 | I'll have the boys next door bring the other one in. | I'll have the boys next door bring the other one in. |
| 304 | 00:10:35,791 | 00:10:38,361 | Did you get the crucifixes out of the kitchen? | Did you get the crucifixes out of the kitchen? |
| 305 | 00:10:38,391 | 00:10:39,992 | Go, both of you! Go! Go! | Go, both of you! Go! Go! |
| 306 | 00:10:40,032 | 00:10:42,462 | And don't forget the Christ's-feet tea towel! | And don't forget the Christ's-feet tea towel! |
| 307 | 00:10:42,502 | 00:10:44,803 | Okay, seriously, you have got to fill me in. | Okay, seriously, you have got to fill me in. |
| 308 | 00:10:44,833 | 00:10:46,533 | What is with the Buddha? | What is with the Buddha? |
| 309 | 00:10:46,573 | 00:10:48,543 | Apparently my grandmother's a Buddhist. | Apparently my grandmother's a Buddhist. |
| 310 | 00:10:48,573 | 00:10:50,414 | Go hide these in your room. | Go hide these in your room. |
| 311 | 00:10:50,444 | 00:10:51,344 | Closet? | Closet? |
| 312 | 00:10:51,374 | 00:10:53,384 | Uh, floorboards! | Uh, floorboards! |
| 313 | 00:10:55,045 | 00:10:57,985 | I don't understand. So your grandma's Buddhist. | I don't understand. So your grandma's Buddhist. |
| 314 | 00:10:58,015 | 00:11:00,526 | Why are we... oh, my god. She doesn't know. | Why are we... oh, my god. She doesn't know. |
| 315 | 00:11:00,556 | 00:11:02,486 | Your mother's mother does not know | Your mother's mother does not know |
| 316 | 00:11:02,526 | 00:11:04,026 | she's a seventh-day adventist. | she's a seventh-day adventist. |
| 317 | 00:11:04,056 | 00:11:06,097 | And it would be a very big deal if she found out. | And it would be a very big deal if she found out. |
| 318 | 00:11:06,127 | 00:11:07,767 | That is so weird. | That is so weird. |
| 319 | 00:11:07,797 | 00:11:09,997 | I just discovered today that I am simply the latest link | I just discovered today that I am simply the latest link |
| 320 | 00:11:10,027 | 00:11:11,998 | in a chain of Kim women who hide their real lives | in a chain of Kim women who hide their real lives |
| 321 | 00:11:12,038 | 00:11:13,808 | under floorboards away from their mothers. | under floorboards away from their mothers. |
| 322 | 00:11:13,838 | 00:11:15,408 | Mrs. Kim: Lane, she's here! | Mrs. Kim: Lane, she's here! |
| 323 | 00:11:15,438 | 00:11:16,139 | I want all boys! | I want all boys! |
| 324 | 00:11:16,169 | 00:11:18,539 | Praise Buddha! | Praise Buddha! |
| 325 | 00:11:22,550 | 00:11:24,450 | That's your mom's mom? | That's your mom's mom? |
| 326 | 00:11:24,480 | 00:11:26,150 | Yep. | Yep. |
| 327 | 00:11:26,180 | 00:11:28,951 | Hyun kyung! Jum e-ri nae ryeo wa bara! | Hyun kyung! Jum e-ri nae ryeo wa bara! |
| 328 | 00:11:31,121 | 00:11:32,962 | I see the resemblance. | I see the resemblance. |
| 329 | 00:11:34,992 | 00:11:36,692 | Ah, ipudda. | Ah, ipudda. |
| 330 | 00:11:36,732 | 00:11:38,603 | Euhsuh o seyo, ha-l-money. | Euhsuh o seyo, ha-l-money. |
| 331 | 00:11:38,633 | 00:11:40,703 | Wa Jew shyeo suh nuh moo gibuh yo. | Wa Jew shyeo suh nuh moo gibuh yo. |
| 332 | 00:11:40,733 | 00:11:43,804 | Yeo gi o ni, nuh moo jokkuna. | Yeo gi o ni, nuh moo jokkuna. |
| 333 | 00:11:43,844 | 00:11:47,814 | Yeya, jugee wae bulss-awngul ba-ng anae noonguhya? | Yeya, jugee wae bulss-awngul ba-ng anae noonguhya? |
| 334 | 00:11:47,844 | 00:11:49,675 | Chew udun jewngi uhso yo, uhmoney. | Chew udun jewngi uhso yo, uhmoney. |
| 335 | 00:11:49,715 | 00:11:54,186 | Ahyo! Irrokea duropku, dap dap hada. | Ahyo! Irrokea duropku, dap dap hada. |
| 336 | 00:11:54,216 | 00:11:56,616 | [ Sniffs ] Moon jom yeoreo ra! | [ Sniffs ] Moon jom yeoreo ra! |
| 337 | 00:11:56,656 | 00:11:58,156 | Majja, jom chiwo ya getda. | Majja, jom chiwo ya getda. |
| 338 | 00:11:58,186 | 00:12:01,527 | Yanuh, wae gonghang ehsuh ahn nawanni. Uh? | Yanuh, wae gonghang ehsuh ahn nawanni. Uh? |
| 339 | 00:12:01,557 | 00:12:02,897 | Na oji malla go... | Na oji malla go... |
| 340 | 00:12:02,927 | 00:12:08,868 | Ahoh, jungmal kiunni napuh. Bakkwoyachi. | Ahoh, jungmal kiunni napuh. Bakkwoyachi. |
| 341 | 00:12:08,898 | 00:12:12,839 | Beckpalbae julul olija. | Beckpalbae julul olija. |
| 342 | 00:12:12,869 | 00:12:15,710 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 343 | 00:12:15,740 | 00:12:17,450 | What was that all about? | What was that all about? |
| 344 | 00:12:17,480 | 00:12:19,050 | Three complaints, two insults, | Three complaints, two insults, |
| 345 | 00:12:19,080 | 00:12:20,681 | and a hefty dose of religious guilt. | and a hefty dose of religious guilt. |
| 346 | 00:12:20,721 | 00:12:21,751 | What are they doing now? | What are they doing now? |
| 347 | 00:12:21,781 | 00:12:23,591 | Their ritual of 108 bows. | Their ritual of 108 bows. |
| 348 | 00:12:23,621 | 00:12:25,852 | Should be called 108 "ows." | Should be called 108 "ows." |
| 349 | 00:12:25,892 | 00:12:28,222 | [ Chuckles ] Oh, my mother would have liked that one. | [ Chuckles ] Oh, my mother would have liked that one. |
| 350 | 00:12:28,262 | 00:12:31,493 | It's kind of hypnotizing if you stare at it long enough. | It's kind of hypnotizing if you stare at it long enough. |
| 351 | 00:12:31,533 | 00:12:33,833 | Oh, shoot, we have to go. | Oh, shoot, we have to go. |
| 352 | 00:12:36,264 | 00:12:38,034 | Uh, mama? | Uh, mama? |
| 353 | 00:12:40,644 | 00:12:43,945 | Mama, we have to go... The bachelorette party. | Mama, we have to go... The bachelorette party. |
| 354 | 00:12:43,975 | 00:12:45,975 | We're meeting the others at doose's. | We're meeting the others at doose's. |
| 355 | 00:12:46,015 | 00:12:47,516 | 80 to go. | 80 to go. |
| 356 | 00:12:47,546 | 00:12:49,116 | Okay, so, I'll see you later. | Okay, so, I'll see you later. |
| 357 | 00:12:49,146 | 00:12:52,016 | Bye. | Bye. |
| 358 | 00:12:52,056 | 00:12:54,227 | [ Door opens, closes ] | [ Door opens, closes ] |
| 359 | 00:12:58,758 | 00:13:00,998 | [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] | [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] |
| 360 | 00:13:03,969 | 00:13:06,539 | Ladies, ladies, please, I need your attention. | Ladies, ladies, please, I need your attention. |
| 361 | 00:13:06,569 | 00:13:07,969 | This is a very serious subject here. | This is a very serious subject here. |
| 362 | 00:13:08,009 | 00:13:10,070 | Now, I need to do a quick check to make sure | Now, I need to do a quick check to make sure |
| 363 | 00:13:10,110 | 00:13:12,010 | we have got all of our supplies. | we have got all of our supplies. |
| 364 | 00:13:12,040 | 00:13:13,951 | Beer. Check. | Beer. Check. |
| 365 | 00:13:13,981 | 00:13:15,611 | More beer, pretzels, and beer. | More beer, pretzels, and beer. |
| 366 | 00:13:15,651 | 00:13:17,551 | Check. | Check. |
| 367 | 00:13:17,581 | 00:13:20,622 | Alternative alcohol for those who don't like beer, and beer. | Alternative alcohol for those who don't like beer, and beer. |
| 368 | 00:13:20,652 | 00:13:21,722 | Check. | Check. |
| 369 | 00:13:21,752 | 00:13:23,622 | List complete, sarge. | List complete, sarge. |
| 370 | 00:13:23,662 | 00:13:26,623 | We are about to commence the first leg of our evening. | We are about to commence the first leg of our evening. |
| 371 | 00:13:26,663 | 00:13:28,963 | Our dear friend Lane is about to get married, | Our dear friend Lane is about to get married, |
| 372 | 00:13:28,993 | 00:13:31,634 | and it is our job to make sure we give her one night | and it is our job to make sure we give her one night |
| 373 | 00:13:31,664 | 00:13:33,204 | and one headache she will never forget. | and one headache she will never forget. |
| 374 | 00:13:33,234 | 00:13:34,904 | Hear, hear! | Hear, hear! |
| 375 | 00:13:34,934 | 00:13:37,105 | Our first stop is the black, white, and read bookstore, | Our first stop is the black, white, and read bookstore, |
| 376 | 00:13:37,135 | 00:13:39,075 | where we will sneak in our booze, our treats, | where we will sneak in our booze, our treats, |
| 377 | 00:13:39,105 | 00:13:41,876 | and watch tonight's feature, "American gigolo." | and watch tonight's feature, "American gigolo." |
| 378 | 00:13:41,916 | 00:13:44,716 | Featuring a little full-frontal from Mr. Gere himself. | Featuring a little full-frontal from Mr. Gere himself. |
| 379 | 00:13:44,746 | 00:13:46,987 | All right, let's go to the movies! | All right, let's go to the movies! |
| 380 | 00:13:47,017 | 00:13:48,257 | [ Cheering ] | [ Cheering ] |
| 381 | 00:13:48,287 | 00:13:50,957 | Wait for me! Sorry I'm late. | Wait for me! Sorry I'm late. |
| 382 | 00:13:50,987 | 00:13:53,188 | I had to wait for the two Mrs. Kims to sleep | I had to wait for the two Mrs. Kims to sleep |
| 383 | 00:13:53,228 | 00:13:55,228 | before I can climb down tree to meet you. | before I can climb down tree to meet you. |
| 384 | 00:13:55,258 | 00:13:57,799 | Luckily all that bowing makes them sleep like dogs. | Luckily all that bowing makes them sleep like dogs. |
| 385 | 00:13:57,829 | 00:13:59,799 | It's okay, kyon. We were just leaving. | It's okay, kyon. We were just leaving. |
| 386 | 00:13:59,829 | 00:14:03,610 | I had to get out of house. Stinks of kimchi and incense. | I had to get out of house. Stinks of kimchi and incense. |
| 387 | 00:14:03,640 | 00:14:06,810 | There's buddhas everywhere staring at you. | There's buddhas everywhere staring at you. |
| 388 | 00:14:06,840 | 00:14:08,641 | What? | What? |
| 389 | 00:14:08,681 | 00:14:10,911 | When did you start double dressing | When did you start double dressing |
| 390 | 00:14:10,951 | 00:14:12,682 | and... avril lavigne?! | and... avril lavigne?! |
| 391 | 00:14:12,712 | 00:14:15,022 | Avril lavigne rocks. You are such a snob. | Avril lavigne rocks. You are such a snob. |
| 392 | 00:14:15,052 | 00:14:17,222 | If it's not joy division, you no like it. | If it's not joy division, you no like it. |
| 393 | 00:14:17,252 | 00:14:19,793 | Well, you can't dance to joy division. | Well, you can't dance to joy division. |
| 394 | 00:14:19,823 | 00:14:21,163 | [ Cellphone music plays ] | [ Cellphone music plays ] |
| 395 | 00:14:21,193 | 00:14:23,594 | You're crazy! My whole family's crazy. | You're crazy! My whole family's crazy. |
| 396 | 00:14:23,634 | 00:14:26,894 | Well, welcome to the club. We'll get sweatshirts. | Well, welcome to the club. We'll get sweatshirts. |
| 397 | 00:14:26,934 | 00:14:28,765 | Hmm, secret admirer? | Hmm, secret admirer? |
| 398 | 00:14:28,805 | 00:14:30,205 | It's dad. | It's dad. |
| 399 | 00:14:30,235 | 00:14:32,375 | He gave me this thing as a gift, you know. | He gave me this thing as a gift, you know. |
| 400 | 00:14:32,405 | 00:14:34,876 | However, he also got himself one, and since then, | However, he also got himself one, and since then, |
| 401 | 00:14:34,906 | 00:14:37,106 | he has been texting me every five minutes. | he has been texting me every five minutes. |
| 402 | 00:14:37,146 | 00:14:39,947 | You should have told him no when he ran this past you. | You should have told him no when he ran this past you. |
| 403 | 00:14:39,977 | 00:14:42,287 | It's nice you have a real daddy/daughter thing going on. | It's nice you have a real daddy/daughter thing going on. |
| 404 | 00:14:42,317 | 00:14:44,888 | Oh, yeah, he's shopping for celery at the supermarket. | Oh, yeah, he's shopping for celery at the supermarket. |
| 405 | 00:14:44,918 | 00:14:45,888 | They're running a special. | They're running a special. |
| 406 | 00:14:45,918 | 00:14:47,628 | He's just excited. | He's just excited. |
| 407 | 00:14:47,658 | 00:14:49,989 | Yeah, well, now he's in the canned-peas aisle. | Yeah, well, now he's in the canned-peas aisle. |
| 408 | 00:14:50,029 | 00:14:52,659 | Apparently he doesn't like peas, but he does like pea soup. | Apparently he doesn't like peas, but he does like pea soup. |
| 409 | 00:14:52,699 | 00:14:54,729 | Interesting, no? No! | Interesting, no? No! |
| 410 | 00:14:54,769 | 00:14:57,030 | All right, give me that. Um, okay. | All right, give me that. Um, okay. |
| 411 | 00:14:57,070 | 00:15:00,170 | "Your daughter is about to see Richard Gere's penis." | "Your daughter is about to see Richard Gere's penis." |
| 412 | 00:15:00,200 | 00:15:02,141 | That should shut him up for a while. | That should shut him up for a while. |
| 413 | 00:15:02,171 | 00:15:04,241 | [ Vomiting ] | [ Vomiting ] |
| 414 | 00:15:06,112 | 00:15:08,182 | That's got to be some sort of record. | That's got to be some sort of record. |
| 415 | 00:15:08,212 | 00:15:10,382 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 416 | 00:15:10,412 | 00:15:11,853 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
| 417 | 00:15:11,883 | 00:15:14,323 | I checked the time of the movie twice. | I checked the time of the movie twice. |
| 418 | 00:15:14,353 | 00:15:16,123 | Well, the paper probably printed it wrong again. | Well, the paper probably printed it wrong again. |
| 419 | 00:15:16,153 | 00:15:17,424 | We could've just gone in. | We could've just gone in. |
| 420 | 00:15:17,454 | 00:15:19,224 | No, too risky. | No, too risky. |
| 421 | 00:15:19,264 | 00:15:21,234 | No way to know if we'd missed the money shot. | No way to know if we'd missed the money shot. |
| 422 | 00:15:21,264 | 00:15:23,965 | "American gigolo" without the "gigo-down-low" is pointless. | "American gigolo" without the "gigo-down-low" is pointless. |
| 423 | 00:15:24,005 | 00:15:25,905 | So, what should we do now? | So, what should we do now? |
| 424 | 00:15:25,935 | 00:15:28,706 | Uh, well, we could kill some time till the next showing. | Uh, well, we could kill some time till the next showing. |
| 425 | 00:15:28,736 | 00:15:30,336 | That's only 45 minutes. | That's only 45 minutes. |
| 426 | 00:15:30,376 | 00:15:31,776 | We could get some coffee. | We could get some coffee. |
| 427 | 00:15:31,806 | 00:15:33,377 | "Partay." | "Partay." |
| 428 | 00:15:33,407 | 00:15:35,947 | Maybe we could play a game. I do that with the kids. | Maybe we could play a game. I do that with the kids. |
| 429 | 00:15:35,977 | 00:15:38,888 | I don't really think peek-a-boo's gonna fly, Sookie. | I don't really think peek-a-boo's gonna fly, Sookie. |
| 430 | 00:15:38,918 | 00:15:41,258 | Well, we could make it more adult, you know? | Well, we could make it more adult, you know? |
| 431 | 00:15:41,288 | 00:15:43,859 | Peek-a-boo, take a shot. That could be fun. | Peek-a-boo, take a shot. That could be fun. |
| 432 | 00:15:43,889 | 00:15:44,989 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 433 | 00:15:45,029 | 00:15:46,259 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 434 | 00:15:46,289 | 00:15:48,159 | Didn't expect to see you guys here. | Didn't expect to see you guys here. |
| 435 | 00:15:48,199 | 00:15:50,030 | We were gonna see "American gigolo," but we missed it. | We were gonna see "American gigolo," but we missed it. |
| 436 | 00:15:50,060 | 00:15:53,230 | I swear, I checked the time twice. | I swear, I checked the time twice. |
| 437 | 00:15:53,270 | 00:15:55,201 | We just came from Dell's bar. | We just came from Dell's bar. |
| 438 | 00:15:55,241 | 00:15:57,341 | It closed early 'cause it's Dell's wedding anniversary. | It closed early 'cause it's Dell's wedding anniversary. |
| 439 | 00:15:57,371 | 00:15:59,272 | Dell's is closed? | Dell's is closed? |
| 440 | 00:15:59,312 | 00:16:00,842 | We were gonna go there after the movie. | We were gonna go there after the movie. |
| 441 | 00:16:00,882 | 00:16:02,412 | Well, we could go to the chimney sweep. | Well, we could go to the chimney sweep. |
| 442 | 00:16:02,442 | 00:16:04,052 | It burnt down last week. | It burnt down last week. |
| 443 | 00:16:04,082 | 00:16:07,253 | We could drive over to beacon falls. | We could drive over to beacon falls. |
| 444 | 00:16:07,283 | 00:16:08,923 | We could go to my aunt's house. | We could go to my aunt's house. |
| 445 | 00:16:08,953 | 00:16:10,854 | She's got a rec room with a record player. | She's got a rec room with a record player. |
| 446 | 00:16:10,894 | 00:16:13,394 | That's completely lame. Which one's "American gigolo"? | That's completely lame. Which one's "American gigolo"? |
| 447 | 00:16:13,424 | 00:16:15,865 | Is that the one where you see Richard Gere's Johnson? | Is that the one where you see Richard Gere's Johnson? |
| 448 | 00:16:15,895 | 00:16:17,995 | 'Cause that seems a little weird for a bachelor party. | 'Cause that seems a little weird for a bachelor party. |
| 449 | 00:16:18,035 | 00:16:19,935 | No, we are not doing this. | No, we are not doing this. |
| 450 | 00:16:19,965 | 00:16:22,336 | We are supposed to be getting wild | We are supposed to be getting wild |
| 451 | 00:16:22,366 | 00:16:24,836 | at separate bachelor and bachelorette parties! | at separate bachelor and bachelorette parties! |
| 452 | 00:16:24,876 | 00:16:26,977 | We cannot be bumping into each other all night long. | We cannot be bumping into each other all night long. |
| 453 | 00:16:27,007 | 00:16:29,447 | Lady's right. Come on, men. | Lady's right. Come on, men. |
| 454 | 00:16:29,477 | 00:16:31,878 | Let's go find something wild to do. | Let's go find something wild to do. |
| 455 | 00:16:31,918 | 00:16:33,888 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
| 456 | 00:16:33,918 | 00:16:36,889 | You guys, we are looking pathetic now, all right? | You guys, we are looking pathetic now, all right? |
| 457 | 00:16:36,919 | 00:16:39,859 | We are young, temporarily single girls on the prowl. | We are young, temporarily single girls on the prowl. |
| 458 | 00:16:39,889 | 00:16:42,130 | There's plenty to do that we can be mortified about. | There's plenty to do that we can be mortified about. |
| 459 | 00:16:42,160 | 00:16:44,400 | Well, the t-shirts and tiaras are a start. | Well, the t-shirts and tiaras are a start. |
| 460 | 00:16:44,430 | 00:16:48,001 | All right, ladies, come on. Let's go find us some fun. | All right, ladies, come on. Let's go find us some fun. |
| 461 | 00:16:48,031 | 00:16:50,171 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
| 462 | 00:16:54,442 | 00:16:56,872 | Five more seconds. | Five more seconds. |
| 463 | 00:16:58,413 | 00:17:00,113 | That's it. Anyone? | That's it. Anyone? |
| 464 | 00:17:00,143 | 00:17:01,383 | Nope. | Nope. |
| 465 | 00:17:01,413 | 00:17:03,954 | Let's do it. | Let's do it. |
| 466 | 00:17:03,984 | 00:17:05,784 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
| 467 | 00:17:07,124 | 00:17:09,095 | Hi. Are you Brian's aunt? | Hi. Are you Brian's aunt? |
| 468 | 00:17:09,125 | 00:17:10,425 | Oh, you must be Lane. | Oh, you must be Lane. |
| 469 | 00:17:10,455 | 00:17:12,965 | The boys are downstairs in the rec room. | The boys are downstairs in the rec room. |
| 470 | 00:17:12,995 | 00:17:16,166 | Sounds like they have foosball. Foosball's fun. | Sounds like they have foosball. Foosball's fun. |
| 471 | 00:17:16,196 | 00:17:18,166 | Zach: Bachelorettes in the house! | Zach: Bachelorettes in the house! |
| 472 | 00:17:18,206 | 00:17:20,067 | Lorelai: Hey, boys! | Lorelai: Hey, boys! |
| 473 | 00:17:20,107 | 00:17:22,007 | Boy: Whoo! | Boy: Whoo! |
| 474 | 00:17:22,037 | 00:17:24,147 | Kyon: Hey, look, there's a moose head. | Kyon: Hey, look, there's a moose head. |
| 475 | 00:17:26,578 | 00:17:29,048 | Dad's feet are two different sizes. | Dad's feet are two different sizes. |
| 476 | 00:17:29,078 | 00:17:30,819 | Oh, for the love of... Hey, which one says, | Oh, for the love of... Hey, which one says, |
| 477 | 00:17:30,849 | 00:17:32,319 | "hi, I'm not a whore. Enjoy your day"? | "hi, I'm not a whore. Enjoy your day"? |
| 478 | 00:17:32,349 | 00:17:34,159 | The pink one. [ Telephone rings ] | The pink one. [ Telephone rings ] |
| 479 | 00:17:34,189 | 00:17:35,890 | Do not talk. We're going to be late. | Do not talk. We're going to be late. |
| 480 | 00:17:35,920 | 00:17:37,520 | I talk fast. It's my gift. | I talk fast. It's my gift. |
| 481 | 00:17:37,560 | 00:17:39,090 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 482 | 00:17:39,130 | 00:17:41,031 | Michel: I just got tickets to céline Dion. | Michel: I just got tickets to céline Dion. |
| 483 | 00:17:41,061 | 00:17:43,031 | My friend Tessa just called | My friend Tessa just called |
| 484 | 00:17:43,061 | 00:17:46,372 | and told me she has front-row tickets to céline Dion, | and told me she has front-row tickets to céline Dion, |
| 485 | 00:17:46,402 | 00:17:47,502 | and I'm going with her. | and I'm going with her. |
| 486 | 00:17:47,532 | 00:17:49,202 | Well, that's great. | Well, that's great. |
| 487 | 00:17:49,242 | 00:17:52,473 | I have been waiting forever to get this close to céline. | I have been waiting forever to get this close to céline. |
| 488 | 00:17:52,513 | 00:17:56,083 | Oh, my god, I'm shaking like a leaf. | Oh, my god, I'm shaking like a leaf. |
| 489 | 00:17:56,113 | 00:17:59,354 | What should I wear? What would céline like me in? | What should I wear? What would céline like me in? |
| 490 | 00:17:59,384 | 00:18:01,384 | I don't know, Michel, but I'm on my way to pick you up. | I don't know, Michel, but I'm on my way to pick you up. |
| 491 | 00:18:01,424 | 00:18:03,385 | Oh, no. Don't bother. I'm not going to the wedding. | Oh, no. Don't bother. I'm not going to the wedding. |
| 492 | 00:18:03,425 | 00:18:05,025 | What? Why not? | What? Why not? |
| 493 | 00:18:05,055 | 00:18:06,995 | Because I'm going to céline Dion... hello! | Because I'm going to céline Dion... hello! |
| 494 | 00:18:07,025 | 00:18:09,026 | What have I been saying to you? | What have I been saying to you? |
| 495 | 00:18:09,066 | 00:18:11,366 | No, Michel, you have to go to the wedding. | No, Michel, you have to go to the wedding. |
| 496 | 00:18:11,396 | 00:18:13,037 | Well, you've already seen céline Dion. | Well, you've already seen céline Dion. |
| 497 | 00:18:13,067 | 00:18:15,867 | Only five times, and never in the front row. | Only five times, and never in the front row. |
| 498 | 00:18:15,907 | 00:18:18,308 | I was in the balcony with the riffraff | I was in the balcony with the riffraff |
| 499 | 00:18:18,338 | 00:18:20,408 | and the people who sneak in pot. | and the people who sneak in pot. |
| 500 | 00:18:20,438 | 00:18:22,448 | Michel, you have to go. I need an escort. | Michel, you have to go. I need an escort. |
| 501 | 00:18:22,478 | 00:18:24,949 | Find someone there... that's why single women go to weddings. | Find someone there... that's why single women go to weddings. |
| 502 | 00:18:24,979 | 00:18:26,619 | I am not single. I'm engaged. | I am not single. I'm engaged. |
| 503 | 00:18:26,649 | 00:18:28,249 | Lorelai, I'm sorry. | Lorelai, I'm sorry. |
| 504 | 00:18:28,289 | 00:18:30,320 | In the future, I owe you some kind of a favor, | In the future, I owe you some kind of a favor, |
| 505 | 00:18:30,350 | 00:18:32,060 | but tonight you're on your own. | but tonight you're on your own. |
| 506 | 00:18:32,090 | 00:18:34,631 | I'll bring you a mouse pad. Bye-bye. | I'll bring you a mouse pad. Bye-bye. |
| 507 | 00:18:34,661 | 00:18:36,431 | [ Groans ] | [ Groans ] |
| 508 | 00:18:36,461 | 00:18:39,602 | Michel is going to the céline Dion concert. | Michel is going to the céline Dion concert. |
| 509 | 00:18:39,632 | 00:18:40,602 | Bummer. | Bummer. |
| 510 | 00:18:40,632 | 00:18:42,372 | What am I supposed to do? | What am I supposed to do? |
| 511 | 00:18:42,402 | 00:18:44,943 | Mrs. Kim made it very clear not to show up without a guy. | Mrs. Kim made it very clear not to show up without a guy. |
| 512 | 00:18:44,973 | 00:18:46,143 | This is ridiculous. | This is ridiculous. |
| 513 | 00:18:46,173 | 00:18:47,673 | Even when I have a man, | Even when I have a man, |
| 514 | 00:18:47,703 | 00:18:49,613 | I'm still the girl who doesn't have a man. | I'm still the girl who doesn't have a man. |
| 515 | 00:18:49,643 | 00:18:51,344 | This sucks! | This sucks! |
| 516 | 00:18:51,384 | 00:18:53,214 | I've known Lane since she was a little kid. | I've known Lane since she was a little kid. |
| 517 | 00:18:53,244 | 00:18:55,485 | She's spent more time at our house than at her own, | She's spent more time at our house than at her own, |
| 518 | 00:18:55,515 | 00:18:57,155 | and now I'm gonna miss her wedding? | and now I'm gonna miss her wedding? |
| 519 | 00:18:57,185 | 00:18:58,625 | Fracking céline Dion! | Fracking céline Dion! |
| 520 | 00:18:58,655 | 00:19:01,096 | You want me to see if dad can go with you? | You want me to see if dad can go with you? |
| 521 | 00:19:01,126 | 00:19:02,696 | He's turning left on main, | He's turning left on main, |
| 522 | 00:19:02,726 | 00:19:05,696 | and he found a buffalo-head nickel in his glove compartment. | and he found a buffalo-head nickel in his glove compartment. |
| 523 | 00:19:05,726 | 00:19:08,197 | No, it's Saturday. I'm sure he's busy. | No, it's Saturday. I'm sure he's busy. |
| 524 | 00:19:08,237 | 00:19:10,367 | He just left the hardware store, | He just left the hardware store, |
| 525 | 00:19:10,397 | 00:19:13,168 | and now he's trying to decide how many tacos he wants. | and now he's trying to decide how many tacos he wants. |
| 526 | 00:19:13,208 | 00:19:15,608 | I vote three, 'cause two just never seems enough. | I vote three, 'cause two just never seems enough. |
| 527 | 00:19:15,638 | 00:19:17,109 | Okay, so he's not busy, | Okay, so he's not busy, |
| 528 | 00:19:17,139 | 00:19:18,979 | but the wedding is starting in 45 minutes. | but the wedding is starting in 45 minutes. |
| 529 | 00:19:19,009 | 00:19:21,319 | He can be here in 20. Seriously? | He can be here in 20. Seriously? |
| 530 | 00:19:21,349 | 00:19:23,450 | Wow... four tacos. Quite a man, my father. | Wow... four tacos. Quite a man, my father. |
| 531 | 00:19:23,480 | 00:19:25,950 | So, what do you think? Should I pull the trigger? | So, what do you think? Should I pull the trigger? |
| 532 | 00:19:25,990 | 00:19:28,491 | [ Sighs ] Tell him to bring me a taco. | [ Sighs ] Tell him to bring me a taco. |
| 533 | 00:19:28,521 | 00:19:30,161 | Will do. | Will do. |
| 534 | 00:19:30,191 | 00:19:32,731 | T.p.t.d.i... "totally psyched to do it." | T.p.t.d.i... "totally psyched to do it." |
| 535 | 00:19:32,761 | 00:19:35,002 | He's making up his own acronyms? | He's making up his own acronyms? |
| 536 | 00:19:35,032 | 00:19:37,432 | Yeah, and he just learned how to make the happy face. | Yeah, and he just learned how to make the happy face. |
| 537 | 00:19:37,462 | 00:19:40,503 | Sorry, kid, he was really hot in high school. | Sorry, kid, he was really hot in high school. |
| 538 | 00:19:40,533 | 00:19:42,443 | [ Birds chirping ] | [ Birds chirping ] |
| 539 | 00:19:48,784 | 00:19:50,445 | Hey. Hi! | Hey. Hi! |
| 540 | 00:19:50,485 | 00:19:52,055 | Sorry I'm late. | Sorry I'm late. |
| 541 | 00:19:52,085 | 00:19:53,755 | I can't believe you're doing this. | I can't believe you're doing this. |
| 542 | 00:19:53,785 | 00:19:55,256 | Do I look okay? | Do I look okay? |
| 543 | 00:19:55,286 | 00:19:57,156 | This is the jacket I had with me in the car. | This is the jacket I had with me in the car. |
| 544 | 00:19:57,186 | 00:19:59,026 | Hey, check it out... Buffalo-head nickel. | Hey, check it out... Buffalo-head nickel. |
| 545 | 00:19:59,056 | 00:20:00,357 | Oh, great. Let's go. | Oh, great. Let's go. |
| 546 | 00:20:00,397 | 00:20:02,527 | Uh, excuse me. Hi, Mrs. Kim. | Uh, excuse me. Hi, Mrs. Kim. |
| 547 | 00:20:02,567 | 00:20:05,068 | I'd like you to meet Christopher Hayden. | I'd like you to meet Christopher Hayden. |
| 548 | 00:20:05,098 | 00:20:06,768 | He's Rory's father and a man. | He's Rory's father and a man. |
| 549 | 00:20:06,798 | 00:20:09,208 | Did that really need clarification? | Did that really need clarification? |
| 550 | 00:20:11,139 | 00:20:13,439 | She instructed me to bring a man today. | She instructed me to bring a man today. |
| 551 | 00:20:13,479 | 00:20:15,780 | I just wanted to show her that I can take direction well. | I just wanted to show her that I can take direction well. |
| 552 | 00:20:15,810 | 00:20:17,510 | You never know who knows Spielberg. | You never know who knows Spielberg. |
| 553 | 00:20:17,550 | 00:20:19,280 | Why did you have to bring a man? | Why did you have to bring a man? |
| 554 | 00:20:19,320 | 00:20:21,691 | Because an unmarried woman, alone, of a certain age, | Because an unmarried woman, alone, of a certain age, |
| 555 | 00:20:21,721 | 00:20:23,291 | dressed the way I dress | dressed the way I dress |
| 556 | 00:20:23,321 | 00:20:25,791 | apparently is Korean for Jenna Jameson. | apparently is Korean for Jenna Jameson. |
| 557 | 00:20:25,821 | 00:20:27,322 | Where's Luke? | Where's Luke? |
| 558 | 00:20:27,362 | 00:20:29,232 | Out of town with his kid. | Out of town with his kid. |
| 559 | 00:20:29,262 | 00:20:30,632 | Oh, well, then, lucky me. | Oh, well, then, lucky me. |
| 560 | 00:20:30,662 | 00:20:32,433 | I always wanted to meet Jenna Jameson. | I always wanted to meet Jenna Jameson. |
| 561 | 00:20:32,463 | 00:20:34,303 | There they are. | There they are. |
| 562 | 00:20:34,333 | 00:20:36,233 | Hey. This is very impressive. | Hey. This is very impressive. |
| 563 | 00:20:36,273 | 00:20:38,144 | It's a Buddhist wedding. | It's a Buddhist wedding. |
| 564 | 00:20:38,174 | 00:20:40,744 | Is the Dalai Lama coming? Yes, he's having the chicken. | Is the Dalai Lama coming? Yes, he's having the chicken. |
| 565 | 00:20:40,774 | 00:20:42,545 | You guys should stand over there. | You guys should stand over there. |
| 566 | 00:20:42,575 | 00:20:44,515 | "He's having the chicken." | "He's having the chicken." |
| 567 | 00:20:44,545 | 00:20:47,185 | Dalai Lama's a vegetarian. He's not having the chicken. | Dalai Lama's a vegetarian. He's not having the chicken. |
| 568 | 00:20:47,215 | 00:20:49,756 | Sorry, should I have texted it to you instead? | Sorry, should I have texted it to you instead? |
| 569 | 00:20:49,786 | 00:20:52,326 | [ Korean music playing ] | [ Korean music playing ] |
| 570 | 00:21:24,562 | 00:21:27,363 | Sarrangun gokwihan sunmool ipmeda. | Sarrangun gokwihan sunmool ipmeda. |
| 571 | 00:21:27,393 | 00:21:29,533 | Choshim duryo hapneda. | Choshim duryo hapneda. |
| 572 | 00:21:29,563 | 00:21:31,834 | Chongkyung baddya hapneda. | Chongkyung baddya hapneda. |
| 573 | 00:21:31,874 | 00:21:33,504 | [ Gasps ] | [ Gasps ] |
| 574 | 00:21:33,534 | 00:21:34,844 | Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeotda. Morra goyo? | Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeotda. Morra goyo? |
| 575 | 00:21:34,874 | 00:21:36,475 | Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeot seh. | Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeot seh. |
| 576 | 00:21:36,505 | 00:21:38,245 | Uhmoney. Jigum yeashicki sijack daesuhyo. | Uhmoney. Jigum yeashicki sijack daesuhyo. |
| 577 | 00:21:38,275 | 00:21:40,575 | Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeot nundae shijack handan maliya? | Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeot nundae shijack handan maliya? |
| 578 | 00:21:40,615 | 00:21:42,286 | Bulss-awngun gewnchanayo. Gewnchanayo! | Bulss-awngun gewnchanayo. Gewnchanayo! |
| 579 | 00:21:42,316 | 00:21:44,186 | E ri wabara. | E ri wabara. |
| 580 | 00:21:44,216 | 00:21:48,727 | Han gajongi desuh, hap-baerul deuseyo. | Han gajongi desuh, hap-baerul deuseyo. |
| 581 | 00:21:48,757 | 00:21:51,527 | [ Music continues ] | [ Music continues ] |
| 582 | 00:22:00,799 | 00:22:06,340 | Choboki kajungae hampkae hakil kimshimuro bimneda. | Choboki kajungae hampkae hakil kimshimuro bimneda. |
| 583 | 00:22:11,851 | 00:22:13,222 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 584 | 00:22:13,252 | 00:22:16,192 | The universal sounds of family. | The universal sounds of family. |
| 585 | 00:22:16,222 | 00:22:18,393 | [ Bells jingle ] | [ Bells jingle ] |
| 586 | 00:22:26,734 | 00:22:28,474 | Wa Jew shyeo suh kipeoyo. | Wa Jew shyeo suh kipeoyo. |
| 587 | 00:22:28,504 | 00:22:30,205 | Gomapda. Jal itda ganda. | Gomapda. Jal itda ganda. |
| 588 | 00:22:30,235 | 00:22:32,175 | Joshimi gase yo. | Joshimi gase yo. |
| 589 | 00:22:32,205 | 00:22:34,616 | Young Chaya, jal-it seora. | Young Chaya, jal-it seora. |
| 590 | 00:22:34,646 | 00:22:36,476 | Jalgase yo, uhmoney. | Jalgase yo, uhmoney. |
| 591 | 00:22:39,286 | 00:22:41,387 | [ Car door closes ] | [ Car door closes ] |
| 592 | 00:22:41,417 | 00:22:43,187 | [ Engine turns over ] | [ Engine turns over ] |
| 593 | 00:22:52,299 | 00:22:54,699 | Go! | Go! |
| 594 | 00:22:54,739 | 00:22:56,600 | Whoa! What the hell is happening?! | Whoa! What the hell is happening?! |
| 595 | 00:22:56,640 | 00:22:58,340 | Are there bulls coming out of there? | Are there bulls coming out of there? |
| 596 | 00:22:58,370 | 00:23:00,310 | We would've heard the China breaking. | We would've heard the China breaking. |
| 597 | 00:23:00,340 | 00:23:01,341 | Why aren't you running? | Why aren't you running? |
| 598 | 00:23:01,381 | 00:23:02,581 | Why should we be running? | Why should we be running? |
| 599 | 00:23:02,611 | 00:23:04,211 | To get to the church for the wedding. | To get to the church for the wedding. |
| 600 | 00:23:04,251 | 00:23:05,981 | I thought this was the wedding. | I thought this was the wedding. |
| 601 | 00:23:06,011 | 00:23:07,852 | The grandmother's wedding. Now we do the mother's wedding. | The grandmother's wedding. Now we do the mother's wedding. |
| 602 | 00:23:07,882 | 00:23:09,452 | Why do we have to run? | Why do we have to run? |
| 603 | 00:23:09,482 | 00:23:11,392 | Because there's 58 seats and 62 Koreans. | Because there's 58 seats and 62 Koreans. |
| 604 | 00:23:11,422 | 00:23:12,723 | Oh, boy! Go! | Oh, boy! Go! |
| 605 | 00:23:12,753 | 00:23:14,423 | Don't slow down! | Don't slow down! |
| 606 | 00:23:14,463 | 00:23:16,463 | My shoes are slippery! | My shoes are slippery! |
| 607 | 00:23:16,493 | 00:23:18,394 | Hey! Hi, Christopher! | Hey! Hi, Christopher! |
| 608 | 00:23:18,434 | 00:23:20,434 | Chris, you remember Sookie and Jackson? | Chris, you remember Sookie and Jackson? |
| 609 | 00:23:20,464 | 00:23:21,964 | Nice to see you again. | Nice to see you again. |
| 610 | 00:23:22,004 | 00:23:25,305 | Nice day for a wedding. Why are we running? | Nice day for a wedding. Why are we running? |
| 611 | 00:23:25,335 | 00:23:26,905 | 58 seats, 62 Koreans. | 58 seats, 62 Koreans. |
| 612 | 00:23:26,935 | 00:23:28,846 | Fight for me, baby! | Fight for me, baby! |
| 613 | 00:23:28,876 | 00:23:31,546 | What do you see? Do you see anything open? | What do you see? Do you see anything open? |
| 614 | 00:23:31,576 | 00:23:33,447 | We'll take two and two! | We'll take two and two! |
| 615 | 00:23:33,477 | 00:23:36,317 | We can find four together. I see something. | We can find four together. I see something. |
| 616 | 00:23:36,347 | 00:23:38,457 | Patty, Patty! | Patty, Patty! |
| 617 | 00:23:38,487 | 00:23:40,518 | Oh, hi, honey. What a pretty dress. | Oh, hi, honey. What a pretty dress. |
| 618 | 00:23:40,558 | 00:23:42,488 | Oh, the things you can pull off with that body. | Oh, the things you can pull off with that body. |
| 619 | 00:23:42,528 | 00:23:43,959 | These all taken? | These all taken? |
| 620 | 00:23:43,989 | 00:23:45,999 | Oh, no, I just thought I'd save some in case. | Oh, no, I just thought I'd save some in case. |
| 621 | 00:23:46,029 | 00:23:47,629 | Here, come sit. | Here, come sit. |
| 622 | 00:23:47,659 | 00:23:49,670 | How did you get all these seats together? | How did you get all these seats together? |
| 623 | 00:23:49,700 | 00:23:51,600 | Honey, I've been here all night. | Honey, I've been here all night. |
| 624 | 00:23:51,640 | 00:23:53,440 | You're kidding. Why? | You're kidding. Why? |
| 625 | 00:23:53,470 | 00:23:56,611 | 58 seats and 62 Koreans? Please. | 58 seats and 62 Koreans? Please. |
| 626 | 00:23:56,641 | 00:23:57,871 | Carrot sticks? | Carrot sticks? |
| 627 | 00:23:57,911 | 00:24:00,842 | God, look at me. I look like a bride. | God, look at me. I look like a bride. |
| 628 | 00:24:00,882 | 00:24:02,552 | You are a bride. | You are a bride. |
| 629 | 00:24:02,582 | 00:24:03,752 | I feel so weird. | I feel so weird. |
| 630 | 00:24:03,782 | 00:24:05,022 | I want a picture. | I want a picture. |
| 631 | 00:24:05,052 | 00:24:06,823 | Of me feeling weird? | Of me feeling weird? |
| 632 | 00:24:06,853 | 00:24:09,623 | No, of me standing next to you while you're feeling weird. | No, of me standing next to you while you're feeling weird. |
| 633 | 00:24:15,064 | 00:24:16,665 | Everything all right? | Everything all right? |
| 634 | 00:24:16,695 | 00:24:18,705 | Uh, yeah, Mrs. Kim. Everything's fine. | Uh, yeah, Mrs. Kim. Everything's fine. |
| 635 | 00:24:18,735 | 00:24:20,505 | Hmm. The dress looks different. | Hmm. The dress looks different. |
| 636 | 00:24:20,535 | 00:24:21,936 | Really? Does it? | Really? Does it? |
| 637 | 00:24:21,976 | 00:24:24,346 | Everything looks different through the eyes of a bride. | Everything looks different through the eyes of a bride. |
| 638 | 00:24:24,376 | 00:24:26,006 | Rory, can you excuse us a moment? | Rory, can you excuse us a moment? |
| 639 | 00:24:26,046 | 00:24:27,877 | Sure. I'll be right outside. | Sure. I'll be right outside. |
| 640 | 00:24:27,907 | 00:24:29,847 | Mama, is something wrong? 'Cause the dress... | Mama, is something wrong? 'Cause the dress... |
| 641 | 00:24:29,877 | 00:24:32,888 | Forget the dress. Sit down, please. | Forget the dress. Sit down, please. |
| 642 | 00:24:32,918 | 00:24:34,918 | Uh... lane, | Uh... lane, |
| 643 | 00:24:34,958 | 00:24:37,459 | I have something very upsetting to talk to you about. | I have something very upsetting to talk to you about. |
| 644 | 00:24:37,489 | 00:24:38,729 | Oh, what? | Oh, what? |
| 645 | 00:24:38,759 | 00:24:40,629 | It concerns the wedding night. | It concerns the wedding night. |
| 646 | 00:24:40,659 | 00:24:43,100 | Oh, boy. Yes, "oh, boy." | Oh, boy. Yes, "oh, boy." |
| 647 | 00:24:43,130 | 00:24:44,730 | Marriage is a job, Lane. | Marriage is a job, Lane. |
| 648 | 00:24:44,770 | 00:24:46,670 | There are rewards that come with this job, | There are rewards that come with this job, |
| 649 | 00:24:46,700 | 00:24:48,401 | but there are also sacrifices. | but there are also sacrifices. |
| 650 | 00:24:48,441 | 00:24:50,401 | There are things you're going to have to do. | There are things you're going to have to do. |
| 651 | 00:24:50,441 | 00:24:52,741 | Terrible things. Mama, you don't have to... | Terrible things. Mama, you don't have to... |
| 652 | 00:24:52,771 | 00:24:55,882 | You need to hear this. It will start early. | You need to hear this. It will start early. |
| 653 | 00:24:55,912 | 00:24:58,582 | What will? The man's expectations. | What will? The man's expectations. |
| 654 | 00:24:58,613 | 00:25:00,713 | It starts early... At the wedding, actually. | It starts early... At the wedding, actually. |
| 655 | 00:25:00,753 | 00:25:02,823 | At the wedding, you're going to have to kiss him. | At the wedding, you're going to have to kiss him. |
| 656 | 00:25:02,853 | 00:25:05,724 | You will then be expected to share a bed tonight, | You will then be expected to share a bed tonight, |
| 657 | 00:25:05,754 | 00:25:08,054 | and you're expected to... Mama, please. | and you're expected to... Mama, please. |
| 658 | 00:25:08,094 | 00:25:09,995 | You're going to have to do it with this boy, Lane. | You're going to have to do it with this boy, Lane. |
| 659 | 00:25:10,025 | 00:25:11,665 | You're just going to have to do it. | You're just going to have to do it. |
| 660 | 00:25:11,695 | 00:25:12,965 | If you're lucky like me, | If you're lucky like me, |
| 661 | 00:25:12,995 | 00:25:14,966 | you'll only have to do it once. | you'll only have to do it once. |
| 662 | 00:25:15,006 | 00:25:16,906 | [ Groans ] | [ Groans ] |
| 663 | 00:25:16,936 | 00:25:19,106 | [ Piano plays mendelssohn's "wedding march" ] | [ Piano plays mendelssohn's "wedding march" ] |
| 664 | 00:26:03,895 | 00:26:06,065 | You know, I remember the day I met Lane. | You know, I remember the day I met Lane. |
| 665 | 00:26:06,095 | 00:26:08,436 | It was Rory's first day of kindergarten, | It was Rory's first day of kindergarten, |
| 666 | 00:26:08,466 | 00:26:11,196 | and she insisted on wearing my "chico and the man" t-shirt, | and she insisted on wearing my "chico and the man" t-shirt, |
| 667 | 00:26:11,236 | 00:26:13,837 | which I thought would either elicit confused shrugs | which I thought would either elicit confused shrugs |
| 668 | 00:26:13,867 | 00:26:16,507 | or label her as a weird '70s-sitcom kid. | or label her as a weird '70s-sitcom kid. |
| 669 | 00:26:16,537 | 00:26:18,177 | And we walked in the classroom, | And we walked in the classroom, |
| 670 | 00:26:18,207 | 00:26:19,848 | and Lane came running up to her | and Lane came running up to her |
| 671 | 00:26:19,878 | 00:26:21,718 | and offered to share her crayons with her. | and offered to share her crayons with her. |
| 672 | 00:26:21,748 | 00:26:23,618 | And I was so grateful, | And I was so grateful, |
| 673 | 00:26:23,648 | 00:26:25,889 | 'cause I thought even if Lane turned out to be a psycho, | 'cause I thought even if Lane turned out to be a psycho, |
| 674 | 00:26:25,919 | 00:26:28,659 | bad-seed, serial-killer kid, at least Rory had a friend. | bad-seed, serial-killer kid, at least Rory had a friend. |
| 675 | 00:26:28,689 | 00:26:31,590 | Who knew it would turn out to be a lifelong friendship? | Who knew it would turn out to be a lifelong friendship? |
| 676 | 00:26:31,630 | 00:26:34,060 | There's plenty of time for them to screw it up. | There's plenty of time for them to screw it up. |
| 677 | 00:26:37,001 | 00:26:38,631 | Sanrang hanun yoroboon, | Sanrang hanun yoroboon, |
| 678 | 00:26:38,671 | 00:26:40,732 | onul ooriga i-jarieyea moinkusun... | onul ooriga i-jarieyea moinkusun... |
| 679 | 00:26:40,772 | 00:26:43,472 | This is the first one of Rory's friends to get married. | This is the first one of Rory's friends to get married. |
| 680 | 00:26:43,502 | 00:26:45,713 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 681 | 00:26:45,743 | 00:26:48,913 | You know, Rory could be next. | You know, Rory could be next. |
| 682 | 00:26:48,943 | 00:26:51,654 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 683 | 00:26:51,684 | 00:26:53,484 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 684 | 00:26:57,025 | 00:26:58,655 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
| 685 | 00:27:00,655 | 00:27:02,266 | Man: Finally! | Man: Finally! |
| 686 | 00:27:02,296 | 00:27:03,926 | Finally they did it! | Finally they did it! |
| 687 | 00:27:03,966 | 00:27:05,966 | [ Cheers and applause continue ] | [ Cheers and applause continue ] |
| 688 | 00:27:13,578 | 00:27:15,748 | Jackson: That's just the way I like them... | Jackson: That's just the way I like them... |
| 689 | 00:27:15,778 | 00:27:17,979 | Short and in a language I can't understand. | Short and in a language I can't understand. |
| 690 | 00:27:18,009 | 00:27:20,149 | I thought it was beautiful. What an elegant dress. | I thought it was beautiful. What an elegant dress. |
| 691 | 00:27:20,179 | 00:27:22,119 | Oh, yeah, the dress did look nice, didn't it? | Oh, yeah, the dress did look nice, didn't it? |
| 692 | 00:27:22,149 | 00:27:24,150 | I'm gonna go call the babysitter. | I'm gonna go call the babysitter. |
| 693 | 00:27:24,190 | 00:27:25,990 | We have this new babysitter. | We have this new babysitter. |
| 694 | 00:27:26,020 | 00:27:27,820 | She's 17, sweet as can be, | She's 17, sweet as can be, |
| 695 | 00:27:27,860 | 00:27:29,891 | perfect student, references up the wazoo. | perfect student, references up the wazoo. |
| 696 | 00:27:29,931 | 00:27:32,001 | She seems absolutely perfect in every way. | She seems absolutely perfect in every way. |
| 697 | 00:27:32,031 | 00:27:33,832 | Well, she's probably a crackhead. | Well, she's probably a crackhead. |
| 698 | 00:27:33,862 | 00:27:35,732 | Thank you. I'm calling right now. | Thank you. I'm calling right now. |
| 699 | 00:27:35,772 | 00:27:37,232 | Let's go find the bar. | Let's go find the bar. |
| 700 | 00:27:37,272 | 00:27:38,672 | Right behind you. | Right behind you. |
| 701 | 00:27:38,702 | 00:27:40,203 | Zach: It was awesome, man. | Zach: It was awesome, man. |
| 702 | 00:27:40,243 | 00:27:42,643 | Just flowed right down to the ground. | Just flowed right down to the ground. |
| 703 | 00:27:42,673 | 00:27:44,884 | There's a reason Buddhists are so peaceful. | There's a reason Buddhists are so peaceful. |
| 704 | 00:27:44,914 | 00:27:46,844 | I'm just happy to have another married guy around. | I'm just happy to have another married guy around. |
| 705 | 00:27:46,884 | 00:27:48,614 | Just 'cause I'm married now | Just 'cause I'm married now |
| 706 | 00:27:48,654 | 00:27:50,685 | doesn't mean we're gonna have any Dr. Phil moments. | doesn't mean we're gonna have any Dr. Phil moments. |
| 707 | 00:27:50,715 | 00:27:52,685 | Just wait, my friend... Wait till the first time | Just wait, my friend... Wait till the first time |
| 708 | 00:27:52,725 | 00:27:54,825 | you don't bring home the dry cleaning. | you don't bring home the dry cleaning. |
| 709 | 00:27:54,856 | 00:27:56,126 | Dude, this is my day. | Dude, this is my day. |
| 710 | 00:27:56,156 | 00:27:57,996 | Can we not talk about dry cleaning? | Can we not talk about dry cleaning? |
| 711 | 00:27:58,026 | 00:27:59,926 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 712 | 00:27:59,966 | 00:28:03,337 | This robe, it must be made of silk, 'cause it is so soft. | This robe, it must be made of silk, 'cause it is so soft. |
| 713 | 00:28:03,367 | 00:28:05,738 | Silk, huh? Bet it's hand-wash only. | Silk, huh? Bet it's hand-wash only. |
| 714 | 00:28:05,768 | 00:28:07,338 | That definitely was not the bar. | That definitely was not the bar. |
| 715 | 00:28:07,368 | 00:28:08,838 | Maybe it's over there. | Maybe it's over there. |
| 716 | 00:28:08,878 | 00:28:10,238 | No, that's the gift table. | No, that's the gift table. |
| 717 | 00:28:10,278 | 00:28:11,749 | Did we try behind the church? | Did we try behind the church? |
| 718 | 00:28:11,779 | 00:28:13,709 | Twice. There has to be a bar. | Twice. There has to be a bar. |
| 719 | 00:28:13,749 | 00:28:15,679 | We called Darla, if that is her real name, | We called Darla, if that is her real name, |
| 720 | 00:28:15,719 | 00:28:17,280 | and everything's fine. | and everything's fine. |
| 721 | 00:28:17,320 | 00:28:18,990 | Hey, where's the bar? | Hey, where's the bar? |
| 722 | 00:28:19,020 | 00:28:20,590 | There you guys are. | There you guys are. |
| 723 | 00:28:20,620 | 00:28:22,321 | I was very proud of the lack of heckling. | I was very proud of the lack of heckling. |
| 724 | 00:28:22,361 | 00:28:25,361 | Now, where's the bar? Don't say that so loud. | Now, where's the bar? Don't say that so loud. |
| 725 | 00:28:25,391 | 00:28:27,362 | What, no bar? Are you kidding? | What, no bar? Are you kidding? |
| 726 | 00:28:27,392 | 00:28:28,632 | Mom. | Mom. |
| 727 | 00:28:28,662 | 00:28:30,362 | They don't have to drink it. | They don't have to drink it. |
| 728 | 00:28:30,402 | 00:28:31,932 | [ Clanking ] | [ Clanking ] |
| 729 | 00:28:34,643 | 00:28:37,103 | If we can't drink, might as well go get something to eat. | If we can't drink, might as well go get something to eat. |
| 730 | 00:28:37,143 | 00:28:38,874 | That food is not for you. | That food is not for you. |
| 731 | 00:28:38,914 | 00:28:41,274 | Hold on... is this the "not married" thing again? | Hold on... is this the "not married" thing again? |
| 732 | 00:28:41,314 | 00:28:43,315 | Did you tell them I'm engaged? | Did you tell them I'm engaged? |
| 733 | 00:28:43,345 | 00:28:45,615 | Engaged has got to be worth a sparerib. | Engaged has got to be worth a sparerib. |
| 734 | 00:28:45,655 | 00:28:48,726 | What the hell are they doing? | What the hell are they doing? |
| 735 | 00:28:48,756 | 00:28:50,086 | [ Engine turns over ] | [ Engine turns over ] |
| 736 | 00:28:50,126 | 00:28:52,626 | [ Horn honking ] | [ Horn honking ] |
| 737 | 00:28:52,656 | 00:28:54,327 | [ Indistinct conversations ] | [ Indistinct conversations ] |
| 738 | 00:28:58,127 | 00:29:00,798 | [ Tires screech ] | [ Tires screech ] |
| 739 | 00:29:00,838 | 00:29:03,208 | Well, there's something you don't see every day. | Well, there's something you don't see every day. |
| 740 | 00:29:03,238 | 00:29:04,309 | Gomawoeyo. | Gomawoeyo. |
| 741 | 00:29:04,339 | 00:29:06,109 | Wa Jew shyeo suh gomawoeyo. | Wa Jew shyeo suh gomawoeyo. |
| 742 | 00:29:06,139 | 00:29:07,879 | Wow, we just made it. | Wow, we just made it. |
| 743 | 00:29:07,909 | 00:29:09,880 | Ah, yes. They really cleaned us out. | Ah, yes. They really cleaned us out. |
| 744 | 00:29:09,910 | 00:29:11,750 | Let's see the bag. | Let's see the bag. |
| 745 | 00:29:11,780 | 00:29:14,250 | I can't believe your friends gave me all this money. | I can't believe your friends gave me all this money. |
| 746 | 00:29:14,280 | 00:29:16,921 | They're good people. They know you're a good girl. | They're good people. They know you're a good girl. |
| 747 | 00:29:16,951 | 00:29:19,121 | Lester chin probably stiffed you. | Lester chin probably stiffed you. |
| 748 | 00:29:19,161 | 00:29:22,132 | I can take those checks home, put them in the safe for you. | I can take those checks home, put them in the safe for you. |
| 749 | 00:29:22,162 | 00:29:23,792 | Sure, that'd be great. | Sure, that'd be great. |
| 750 | 00:29:23,832 | 00:29:27,003 | It was a very nice ceremony... The second one. | It was a very nice ceremony... The second one. |
| 751 | 00:29:27,033 | 00:29:28,933 | Thank you for doing two ceremonies. | Thank you for doing two ceremonies. |
| 752 | 00:29:28,973 | 00:29:30,833 | It was very important to your grandmother. | It was very important to your grandmother. |
| 753 | 00:29:30,873 | 00:29:33,444 | It made my wedding seem a little more special. | It made my wedding seem a little more special. |
| 754 | 00:29:33,474 | 00:29:35,814 | Well, it's good you see it that way. | Well, it's good you see it that way. |
| 755 | 00:29:35,844 | 00:29:38,045 | Well, all my guests are gone. I'm going home. | Well, all my guests are gone. I'm going home. |
| 756 | 00:29:38,075 | 00:29:39,885 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
| 757 | 00:29:39,915 | 00:29:42,856 | Yes, I'm going to go home and go straight to bed. | Yes, I'm going to go home and go straight to bed. |
| 758 | 00:29:42,886 | 00:29:44,756 | I'm going to wear earplugs tonight... | I'm going to wear earplugs tonight... |
| 759 | 00:29:44,786 | 00:29:46,826 | The good ones that expand in your ears... | The good ones that expand in your ears... |
| 760 | 00:29:46,856 | 00:29:49,427 | So I won't be able to hear anything that might be going on | So I won't be able to hear anything that might be going on |
| 761 | 00:29:49,457 | 00:29:51,827 | out in the street at all hours of the night. | out in the street at all hours of the night. |
| 762 | 00:29:51,867 | 00:29:54,268 | Thank you, mama, for everything. | Thank you, mama, for everything. |
| 763 | 00:29:54,298 | 00:29:56,098 | And look at it this way. You're not losing a daughter. | And look at it this way. You're not losing a daughter. |
| 764 | 00:29:56,138 | 00:30:00,139 | You're gaining a son... Who likes to wear a dress. | You're gaining a son... Who likes to wear a dress. |
| 765 | 00:30:00,169 | 00:30:02,439 | He had better make you happy. | He had better make you happy. |
| 766 | 00:30:02,479 | 00:30:05,380 | He will. | He will. |
| 767 | 00:30:05,410 | 00:30:08,180 | Don't let him take pictures in that thing. | Don't let him take pictures in that thing. |
| 768 | 00:30:15,262 | 00:30:17,092 | We're on, boys! | We're on, boys! |
| 769 | 00:30:17,122 | 00:30:19,393 | Excuse me, where do you want it, sir? | Excuse me, where do you want it, sir? |
| 770 | 00:30:19,433 | 00:30:21,863 | Close, dude... Really, really close. | Close, dude... Really, really close. |
| 771 | 00:30:21,903 | 00:30:24,904 | Roger, Wilco. Drop it and stack it, boys. | Roger, Wilco. Drop it and stack it, boys. |
| 772 | 00:30:24,934 | 00:30:26,874 | Lorelai: Excuse me. Hold on a second. | Lorelai: Excuse me. Hold on a second. |
| 773 | 00:30:26,904 | 00:30:28,874 | There's something wrong with your dress here. | There's something wrong with your dress here. |
| 774 | 00:30:28,904 | 00:30:30,345 | Let me just... got it. | Let me just... got it. |
| 775 | 00:30:30,375 | 00:30:32,815 | Yes! My wife's got legs! | Yes! My wife's got legs! |
| 776 | 00:30:32,845 | 00:30:35,286 | So, let's get this party started! | So, let's get this party started! |
| 777 | 00:30:35,316 | 00:30:36,746 | [ Cheering ] | [ Cheering ] |
| 778 | 00:30:38,856 | 00:30:41,017 | [ Blondie's "heart of glass" plays ] | [ Blondie's "heart of glass" plays ] |
| 779 | 00:30:52,369 | 00:30:56,940 | ♪ Once I had a love, and it was a gas ♪ | ♪ Once I had a love, and it was a gas ♪ |
| 780 | 00:30:56,970 | 00:31:01,080 | ♪ soon turned out had a heart of glass ♪ | ♪ soon turned out had a heart of glass ♪ |
| 781 | 00:31:01,110 | 00:31:04,151 | ♪ seemed like the real thing, only to find... ♪ | ♪ seemed like the real thing, only to find... ♪ |
| 782 | 00:31:04,181 | 00:31:07,021 | Two Manhattans, extra cherries. | Two Manhattans, extra cherries. |
| 783 | 00:31:07,051 | 00:31:08,222 | Excuse me, Rory. | Excuse me, Rory. |
| 784 | 00:31:08,252 | 00:31:09,392 | Yeah, kirk? | Yeah, kirk? |
| 785 | 00:31:09,422 | 00:31:11,192 | I have to ask you something. | I have to ask you something. |
| 786 | 00:31:11,222 | 00:31:13,123 | Do you think he's yummy enough? | Do you think he's yummy enough? |
| 787 | 00:31:13,163 | 00:31:14,493 | Who? Troy. | Who? Troy. |
| 788 | 00:31:14,523 | 00:31:16,133 | The bartender? | The bartender? |
| 789 | 00:31:16,163 | 00:31:17,293 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 790 | 00:31:17,333 | 00:31:19,164 | See, I put this company together | See, I put this company together |
| 791 | 00:31:19,204 | 00:31:22,304 | for the sole purpose of bringing truly yummy bartenders | for the sole purpose of bringing truly yummy bartenders |
| 792 | 00:31:22,334 | 00:31:24,305 | to the lonely women of stars hollow, | to the lonely women of stars hollow, |
| 793 | 00:31:24,335 | 00:31:26,105 | but they really have to be yummy. | but they really have to be yummy. |
| 794 | 00:31:26,145 | 00:31:28,846 | I'm talking mouth-watering, tasty morsels of manhood... | I'm talking mouth-watering, tasty morsels of manhood... |
| 795 | 00:31:28,876 | 00:31:31,346 | Which, by the way, was the original name of the business, | Which, by the way, was the original name of the business, |
| 796 | 00:31:31,376 | 00:31:34,047 | but it was already taken by a firm in woodbridge. | but it was already taken by a firm in woodbridge. |
| 797 | 00:31:34,087 | 00:31:36,017 | Now, when I first met Troy, | Now, when I first met Troy, |
| 798 | 00:31:36,057 | 00:31:38,957 | I thought he was the epitome of yummy, you know? | I thought he was the epitome of yummy, you know? |
| 799 | 00:31:38,987 | 00:31:41,358 | But now I see him in the moonlight, I'm not so sure. | But now I see him in the moonlight, I'm not so sure. |
| 800 | 00:31:41,388 | 00:31:43,158 | Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, kirk. | Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, kirk. |
| 801 | 00:31:43,198 | 00:31:44,899 | I think Troy's plenty yummy. | I think Troy's plenty yummy. |
| 802 | 00:31:44,929 | 00:31:47,069 | You do? Yeah, I really do. | You do? Yeah, I really do. |
| 803 | 00:31:47,099 | 00:31:48,329 | Can I go now? | Can I go now? |
| 804 | 00:31:48,369 | 00:31:50,900 | Yes, thank you. Enjoy your evening. | Yes, thank you. Enjoy your evening. |
| 805 | 00:31:57,511 | 00:31:59,551 | Yes, hi. Is Sookie or Jackson there? | Yes, hi. Is Sookie or Jackson there? |
| 806 | 00:31:59,581 | 00:32:01,352 | No. All right. | No. All right. |
| 807 | 00:32:01,382 | 00:32:03,252 | Well, just tell them Lorelai called. | Well, just tell them Lorelai called. |
| 808 | 00:32:03,282 | 00:32:04,582 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 809 | 00:32:04,622 | 00:32:06,493 | She didn't sound drunk at all. | She didn't sound drunk at all. |
| 810 | 00:32:06,523 | 00:32:08,493 | But she sounded like there was a guy there, right? | But she sounded like there was a guy there, right? |
| 811 | 00:32:08,523 | 00:32:09,393 | No. | No. |
| 812 | 00:32:09,423 | 00:32:11,123 | Did you hear a pimp? | Did you hear a pimp? |
| 813 | 00:32:11,163 | 00:32:13,494 | Yes, but he sounded like he had a heart of gold. | Yes, but he sounded like he had a heart of gold. |
| 814 | 00:32:13,534 | 00:32:15,434 | I don't understand. She's too perfect. | I don't understand. She's too perfect. |
| 815 | 00:32:15,464 | 00:32:17,865 | Who's too perfect? You are. | Who's too perfect? You are. |
| 816 | 00:32:17,905 | 00:32:19,375 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
| 817 | 00:32:19,405 | 00:32:21,505 | Rory, your father has something he wants to tell you. | Rory, your father has something he wants to tell you. |
| 818 | 00:32:21,535 | 00:32:24,246 | Yes, I just want to apologize for my sidekick stalking. | Yes, I just want to apologize for my sidekick stalking. |
| 819 | 00:32:24,276 | 00:32:26,246 | I realize now that I have a problem. | I realize now that I have a problem. |
| 820 | 00:32:26,276 | 00:32:28,517 | Which is the first step to recovery. | Which is the first step to recovery. |
| 821 | 00:32:28,547 | 00:32:31,017 | The second step is that he's now given the sidekick to me. | The second step is that he's now given the sidekick to me. |
| 822 | 00:32:31,047 | 00:32:33,218 | No. That's worse. | No. That's worse. |
| 823 | 00:32:33,258 | 00:32:35,258 | "Hi, Rory. What are you doing? | "Hi, Rory. What are you doing? |
| 824 | 00:32:35,288 | 00:32:37,328 | "What are you thinking? What about now? | "What are you thinking? What about now? |
| 825 | 00:32:37,358 | 00:32:38,929 | Where do babies come from?" | Where do babies come from?" |
| 826 | 00:32:38,959 | 00:32:40,529 | Thanks a lot, mister. | Thanks a lot, mister. |
| 827 | 00:32:40,559 | 00:32:42,329 | Hi. Hello, there. | Hi. Hello, there. |
| 828 | 00:32:42,369 | 00:32:44,370 | Kudos on the hot dogs, by the way. | Kudos on the hot dogs, by the way. |
| 829 | 00:32:44,400 | 00:32:46,500 | Zach's idea. | Zach's idea. |
| 830 | 00:32:46,540 | 00:32:48,200 | You having fun? | You having fun? |
| 831 | 00:32:48,240 | 00:32:49,671 | Yes, a little too much fun. | Yes, a little too much fun. |
| 832 | 00:32:49,711 | 00:32:51,911 | We actually thought we should make the rounds | We actually thought we should make the rounds |
| 833 | 00:32:51,941 | 00:32:54,212 | before we're too toasted to remember who you are. | before we're too toasted to remember who you are. |
| 834 | 00:32:54,242 | 00:32:55,652 | Who are you? | Who are you? |
| 835 | 00:32:55,682 | 00:32:57,452 | Zach, this is my dad, Christopher. | Zach, this is my dad, Christopher. |
| 836 | 00:32:57,482 | 00:33:00,023 | Congratulations, man. Nice weddings. | Congratulations, man. Nice weddings. |
| 837 | 00:33:00,053 | 00:33:02,693 | I want to take a picture of everyone with Lane and Zach. | I want to take a picture of everyone with Lane and Zach. |
| 838 | 00:33:02,723 | 00:33:03,953 | Oh, god, I hate the paparazzi. | Oh, god, I hate the paparazzi. |
| 839 | 00:33:03,993 | 00:33:07,024 | Say "cheese." | Say "cheese." |
| 840 | 00:33:07,064 | 00:33:08,524 | Cheese! cheese! Cheese! cheese! | Cheese! cheese! Cheese! cheese! |
| 841 | 00:33:08,564 | 00:33:11,535 | Okay. We should go. We have six more tables to hit. | Okay. We should go. We have six more tables to hit. |
| 842 | 00:33:11,565 | 00:33:13,335 | If we forget to say it later, | If we forget to say it later, |
| 843 | 00:33:13,365 | 00:33:15,235 | we are really glad you came. | we are really glad you came. |
| 844 | 00:33:15,275 | 00:33:17,006 | Bye. | Bye. |
| 845 | 00:33:17,036 | 00:33:18,176 | I'm out. | I'm out. |
| 846 | 00:33:18,206 | 00:33:19,546 | Let me see the picture. | Let me see the picture. |
| 847 | 00:33:19,576 | 00:33:21,047 | No, you'll delete it. | No, you'll delete it. |
| 848 | 00:33:21,077 | 00:33:23,047 | You erase every picture I take of you. | You erase every picture I take of you. |
| 849 | 00:33:23,077 | 00:33:25,087 | No, only the ones where I look like rhoda. | No, only the ones where I look like rhoda. |
| 850 | 00:33:25,117 | 00:33:26,348 | You never look like rhoda. | You never look like rhoda. |
| 851 | 00:33:26,388 | 00:33:28,148 | Fine, here. | Fine, here. |
| 852 | 00:33:28,188 | 00:33:30,088 | Wow, you have a lot of pictures. | Wow, you have a lot of pictures. |
| 853 | 00:33:30,118 | 00:33:31,589 | I like proof, okay? | I like proof, okay? |
| 854 | 00:33:31,619 | 00:33:33,529 | Wait, go back. Flip back. | Wait, go back. Flip back. |
| 855 | 00:33:33,559 | 00:33:35,059 | Who's that? | Who's that? |
| 856 | 00:33:35,099 | 00:33:37,100 | That's me with April. | That's me with April. |
| 857 | 00:33:37,130 | 00:33:40,200 | Oh. When did you meet April? | Oh. When did you meet April? |
| 858 | 00:33:40,230 | 00:33:43,501 | Um, when I went to Philadelphia for Jess' open house. | Um, when I went to Philadelphia for Jess' open house. |
| 859 | 00:33:43,541 | 00:33:46,041 | Jess? Philadelphia? What am I missing here? | Jess? Philadelphia? What am I missing here? |
| 860 | 00:33:46,071 | 00:33:47,542 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
| 861 | 00:33:47,572 | 00:33:49,612 | Jess' work had an open house, I was invited, | Jess' work had an open house, I was invited, |
| 862 | 00:33:49,642 | 00:33:51,442 | and Luke showed up there with April. | and Luke showed up there with April. |
| 863 | 00:33:51,482 | 00:33:52,983 | It was a total fluke. | It was a total fluke. |
| 864 | 00:33:53,013 | 00:33:55,253 | God, I didn't know you were seeing Jess. | God, I didn't know you were seeing Jess. |
| 865 | 00:33:55,283 | 00:33:57,323 | Well, I'm not seeing him. We're just friends. | Well, I'm not seeing him. We're just friends. |
| 866 | 00:33:57,353 | 00:33:59,194 | Does Logan know you went to see Jess? | Does Logan know you went to see Jess? |
| 867 | 00:33:59,224 | 00:34:01,124 | No, Logan was in Costa Rica. | No, Logan was in Costa Rica. |
| 868 | 00:34:01,154 | 00:34:02,624 | I swear, nothing happened there. | I swear, nothing happened there. |
| 869 | 00:34:02,664 | 00:34:04,365 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 870 | 00:34:04,395 | 00:34:07,535 | Met April, took a picture together like you're pals. | Met April, took a picture together like you're pals. |
| 871 | 00:34:07,565 | 00:34:10,236 | I swear, mom, it was a crazy coincidence. | I swear, mom, it was a crazy coincidence. |
| 872 | 00:34:10,266 | 00:34:11,766 | I'm sorry I didn't tell you. | I'm sorry I didn't tell you. |
| 873 | 00:34:11,806 | 00:34:13,676 | I just... I felt so weird about it. | I just... I felt so weird about it. |
| 874 | 00:34:13,706 | 00:34:15,507 | Oh, sure, I get it. | Oh, sure, I get it. |
| 875 | 00:34:15,547 | 00:34:18,377 | It's not like Luke was trying to introduce her to me. | It's not like Luke was trying to introduce her to me. |
| 876 | 00:34:18,407 | 00:34:20,448 | I walked in, they were there. | I walked in, they were there. |
| 877 | 00:34:20,478 | 00:34:21,718 | Yeah, right. Okay, fluke. | Yeah, right. Okay, fluke. |
| 878 | 00:34:21,748 | 00:34:23,318 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
| 879 | 00:34:23,348 | 00:34:25,589 | I'm fine. I'm gonna get another drink. | I'm fine. I'm gonna get another drink. |
| 880 | 00:34:25,619 | 00:34:26,789 | Do you want anything? | Do you want anything? |
| 881 | 00:34:26,819 | 00:34:29,689 | Okay, I'll be right back. | Okay, I'll be right back. |
| 882 | 00:34:29,729 | 00:34:31,630 | [ "Heart of glass" continues ] | [ "Heart of glass" continues ] |
| 883 | 00:34:33,430 | 00:34:35,431 | Zach: What's up, stars hollow? | Zach: What's up, stars hollow? |
| 884 | 00:34:35,471 | 00:34:38,171 | Who likes my robe? | Who likes my robe? |
| 885 | 00:34:38,201 | 00:34:39,641 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
| 886 | 00:34:39,671 | 00:34:43,412 | Thanks. I'm liking it myself. | Thanks. I'm liking it myself. |
| 887 | 00:34:43,442 | 00:34:46,743 | Okay, tonight is not only the night | Okay, tonight is not only the night |
| 888 | 00:34:46,783 | 00:34:49,683 | I married the coolest girl on the planet. | I married the coolest girl on the planet. |
| 889 | 00:34:49,713 | 00:34:52,584 | It is also the world premiere | It is also the world premiere |
| 890 | 00:34:52,624 | 00:34:55,794 | of the newly reunited hep alien. | of the newly reunited hep alien. |
| 891 | 00:34:55,824 | 00:34:58,455 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
| 892 | 00:34:58,495 | 00:35:00,425 | It feels great to be back. | It feels great to be back. |
| 893 | 00:35:00,465 | 00:35:02,696 | [ Cheers and applause continue ] | [ Cheers and applause continue ] |
| 894 | 00:35:10,437 | 00:35:12,778 | [ Introduction to "I'm a believer" plays ] | [ Introduction to "I'm a believer" plays ] |
| 895 | 00:35:12,808 | 00:35:18,219 | ♪ I thought love was only true in fairy tales ♪ | ♪ I thought love was only true in fairy tales ♪ |
| 896 | 00:35:18,249 | 00:35:21,519 | ♪ meant for someone else but not for me ♪ | ♪ meant for someone else but not for me ♪ |
| 897 | 00:35:23,389 | 00:35:26,230 | ♪ love was out to get me | ♪ love was out to get me |
| 898 | 00:35:26,260 | 00:35:28,560 | ♪ that's the way it seemed | ♪ that's the way it seemed |
| 899 | 00:35:28,590 | 00:35:32,671 | ♪ disappointment haunted all of my dreams ♪ | ♪ disappointment haunted all of my dreams ♪ |
| 900 | 00:35:32,701 | 00:35:35,542 | ♪ and then I saw her face | ♪ and then I saw her face |
| 901 | 00:35:35,572 | 00:35:40,773 | ♪ now I'm a believer ♪ not a trace | ♪ now I'm a believer ♪ not a trace |
| 902 | 00:35:40,813 | 00:35:46,454 | ♪ of doubt in my mind ♪ I'm in love, ooh | ♪ of doubt in my mind ♪ I'm in love, ooh |
| 903 | 00:35:46,484 | 00:35:50,785 | ♪ I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪ | ♪ I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪ |
| 904 | 00:35:52,695 | 00:35:54,795 | kirk, I swear, nothing happened! | kirk, I swear, nothing happened! |
| 905 | 00:35:54,825 | 00:35:56,496 | I know what I saw! | I know what I saw! |
| 906 | 00:35:56,526 | 00:35:58,766 | He put fruit in your drink... Lots of fruit! | He put fruit in your drink... Lots of fruit! |
| 907 | 00:35:58,796 | 00:36:01,467 | I asked him for the fruit. I was hungry. | I asked him for the fruit. I was hungry. |
| 908 | 00:36:01,497 | 00:36:03,667 | Attention, partygoers and revelers, | Attention, partygoers and revelers, |
| 909 | 00:36:03,707 | 00:36:07,178 | as I have just recently fired all of the yummy bartenders, | as I have just recently fired all of the yummy bartenders, |
| 910 | 00:36:07,208 | 00:36:09,248 | from now on, the bar is serve-yourself. | from now on, the bar is serve-yourself. |
| 911 | 00:36:09,278 | 00:36:10,808 | Kirk! | Kirk! |
| 912 | 00:36:10,848 | 00:36:13,679 | Too yummy! Way too yummy! | Too yummy! Way too yummy! |
| 913 | 00:36:16,289 | 00:36:18,320 | Boy, I tell you, if you have to get married, | Boy, I tell you, if you have to get married, |
| 914 | 00:36:18,350 | 00:36:19,820 | this is the way to do it. | this is the way to do it. |
| 915 | 00:36:19,860 | 00:36:22,361 | "Have to get married"? Oh, my, so cynical and jaded. | "Have to get married"? Oh, my, so cynical and jaded. |
| 916 | 00:36:22,391 | 00:36:24,331 | Well, we can't all be cool like Zach. | Well, we can't all be cool like Zach. |
| 917 | 00:36:24,361 | 00:36:25,861 | They're really happy. | They're really happy. |
| 918 | 00:36:25,901 | 00:36:27,662 | That's the way it's supposed to be. | That's the way it's supposed to be. |
| 919 | 00:36:27,702 | 00:36:29,572 | I'm glad I came to this thing tonight. | I'm glad I came to this thing tonight. |
| 920 | 00:36:29,602 | 00:36:31,172 | So, where's Logan? | So, where's Logan? |
| 921 | 00:36:31,202 | 00:36:32,872 | Oh, uh, he's in Costa Rica. | Oh, uh, he's in Costa Rica. |
| 922 | 00:36:32,903 | 00:36:34,543 | Costa Rica? Work, play? | Costa Rica? Work, play? |
| 923 | 00:36:34,573 | 00:36:36,173 | Play, always play. | Play, always play. |
| 924 | 00:36:36,213 | 00:36:37,473 | What's he doing? | What's he doing? |
| 925 | 00:36:37,513 | 00:36:39,814 | Oh, he's gonna jump off something | Oh, he's gonna jump off something |
| 926 | 00:36:39,844 | 00:36:42,214 | and raft down somewhere, climb up a thing, | and raft down somewhere, climb up a thing, |
| 927 | 00:36:42,254 | 00:36:44,455 | swing around on a vine, stuff like that. | swing around on a vine, stuff like that. |
| 928 | 00:36:44,485 | 00:36:46,825 | Listen, I want you to know that I like him. | Listen, I want you to know that I like him. |
| 929 | 00:36:46,855 | 00:36:48,585 | I like him, and I like you, | I like him, and I like you, |
| 930 | 00:36:48,625 | 00:36:50,756 | and I like you and him together. | and I like you and him together. |
| 931 | 00:36:50,796 | 00:36:52,426 | Well, good. | Well, good. |
| 932 | 00:36:52,466 | 00:36:54,327 | I just want you to know that I approve. | I just want you to know that I approve. |
| 933 | 00:36:54,367 | 00:36:56,497 | Dad, it's not like we're getting married. | Dad, it's not like we're getting married. |
| 934 | 00:36:56,537 | 00:36:58,937 | But if that changes, I just want you to know... | But if that changes, I just want you to know... |
| 935 | 00:36:58,967 | 00:37:00,468 | That you approve. | That you approve. |
| 936 | 00:37:00,508 | 00:37:01,868 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 937 | 00:37:01,908 | 00:37:03,708 | [ Both chuckle ] | [ Both chuckle ] |
| 938 | 00:37:03,738 | 00:37:06,409 | You know, it's been a while since I partied like this. | You know, it's been a while since I partied like this. |
| 939 | 00:37:06,449 | 00:37:08,849 | Well, maybe Logan can give you some tips when he gets back. | Well, maybe Logan can give you some tips when he gets back. |
| 940 | 00:37:08,879 | 00:37:10,950 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
| 941 | 00:37:12,790 | 00:37:14,650 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 942 | 00:37:14,690 | 00:37:19,531 | I'm Brian Fuller, bass player for hep alien and best man. | I'm Brian Fuller, bass player for hep alien and best man. |
| 943 | 00:37:19,561 | 00:37:21,832 | All right, I want to say a few words about Zach. | All right, I want to say a few words about Zach. |
| 944 | 00:37:21,862 | 00:37:24,432 | I've known Zach for most of my life. | I've known Zach for most of my life. |
| 945 | 00:37:24,462 | 00:37:27,273 | I've been his roommate and friend, and I just have to say, | I've been his roommate and friend, and I just have to say, |
| 946 | 00:37:27,303 | 00:37:30,303 | I think Lane has something very, very wrong with her. | I think Lane has something very, very wrong with her. |
| 947 | 00:37:30,343 | 00:37:31,974 | Boo! | Boo! |
| 948 | 00:37:32,004 | 00:37:34,014 | Time for the toast. Excuse me a minute. | Time for the toast. Excuse me a minute. |
| 949 | 00:37:34,044 | 00:37:35,614 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
| 950 | 00:37:35,644 | 00:37:37,385 | We are doing shots. | We are doing shots. |
| 951 | 00:37:37,415 | 00:37:38,645 | For 20, apparently. | For 20, apparently. |
| 952 | 00:37:38,685 | 00:37:40,385 | Pass the salt. | Pass the salt. |
| 953 | 00:37:40,415 | 00:37:42,556 | Uh, you know, I'm a respectable man, Lorelai, | Uh, you know, I'm a respectable man, Lorelai, |
| 954 | 00:37:42,586 | 00:37:44,386 | an upstanding citizen... I'm a father. | an upstanding citizen... I'm a father. |
| 955 | 00:37:44,426 | 00:37:45,956 | I know. This is how you became one. | I know. This is how you became one. |
| 956 | 00:37:45,996 | 00:37:47,827 | Well, you got me there. | Well, you got me there. |
| 957 | 00:37:47,857 | 00:37:49,897 | In closing, Lane, if you ever want to see a picture of Zach | In closing, Lane, if you ever want to see a picture of Zach |
| 958 | 00:37:49,927 | 00:37:51,767 | trying to shove 14 ping-pong balls in his mouth, | trying to shove 14 ping-pong balls in his mouth, |
| 959 | 00:37:51,797 | 00:37:53,498 | I have it. | I have it. |
| 960 | 00:37:53,538 | 00:37:56,508 | To Lane and Zach, may they stay together forever... | To Lane and Zach, may they stay together forever... |
| 961 | 00:37:56,538 | 00:37:58,609 | Otherwise, hep alien is screwed. | Otherwise, hep alien is screwed. |
| 962 | 00:37:58,639 | 00:38:00,779 | To Lane and Zach! | To Lane and Zach! |
| 963 | 00:38:00,809 | 00:38:02,849 | To Lane and Zach! | To Lane and Zach! |
| 964 | 00:38:04,680 | 00:38:06,350 | Great toast, bri. | Great toast, bri. |
| 965 | 00:38:06,380 | 00:38:07,720 | Yes, excellent. | Yes, excellent. |
| 966 | 00:38:07,750 | 00:38:09,891 | Seriously, dude, I need those pictures back. | Seriously, dude, I need those pictures back. |
| 967 | 00:38:09,921 | 00:38:12,591 | Hi, everyone, I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm the maid of honor. | Hi, everyone, I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm the maid of honor. |
| 968 | 00:38:12,621 | 00:38:14,362 | To Rory! To Rory! | To Rory! To Rory! |
| 969 | 00:38:14,392 | 00:38:16,062 | I'm not one for speeches, | I'm not one for speeches, |
| 970 | 00:38:16,092 | 00:38:18,562 | and I don't have any incriminating pictures of Lane, | and I don't have any incriminating pictures of Lane, |
| 971 | 00:38:18,592 | 00:38:21,863 | but I do have this letter. | but I do have this letter. |
| 972 | 00:38:21,903 | 00:38:23,573 | Ooh! ooh! Ooh! ooh! | Ooh! ooh! Ooh! ooh! |
| 973 | 00:38:23,603 | 00:38:26,874 | This letter was written in 1995 by one Lane Kim. | This letter was written in 1995 by one Lane Kim. |
| 974 | 00:38:26,904 | 00:38:29,814 | It was slipped into my hands during a spelling test | It was slipped into my hands during a spelling test |
| 975 | 00:38:29,844 | 00:38:31,575 | in miss mellon's class. | in miss mellon's class. |
| 976 | 00:38:31,615 | 00:38:33,315 | I was so shocked by its contents | I was so shocked by its contents |
| 977 | 00:38:33,345 | 00:38:36,016 | that I missed the word automobile... o-t-t-o-mobile. | that I missed the word automobile... o-t-t-o-mobile. |
| 978 | 00:38:36,056 | 00:38:37,856 | That's right, Lane. I remember. | That's right, Lane. I remember. |
| 979 | 00:38:37,886 | 00:38:41,927 | I will now share with you the contents of this letter. | I will now share with you the contents of this letter. |
| 980 | 00:38:41,957 | 00:38:44,727 | "Dear Rory, how was your lunch? | "Dear Rory, how was your lunch? |
| 981 | 00:38:44,757 | 00:38:47,668 | "Mine was bad. Did you have ham again? | "Mine was bad. Did you have ham again? |
| 982 | 00:38:47,698 | 00:38:50,438 | "If you did, I am sorry, but mine was worse. | "If you did, I am sorry, but mine was worse. |
| 983 | 00:38:50,468 | 00:38:53,339 | "I thought you should know that today at recess | "I thought you should know that today at recess |
| 984 | 00:38:53,369 | 00:38:56,539 | "I decided that I'm going to marry Alex backus. | "I decided that I'm going to marry Alex backus. |
| 985 | 00:38:56,579 | 00:38:58,410 | "He has a very nice head, | "He has a very nice head, |
| 986 | 00:38:58,440 | 00:39:00,750 | "and his ears don't stick out like Ronnie Winston's do. | "and his ears don't stick out like Ronnie Winston's do. |
| 987 | 00:39:00,780 | 00:39:03,081 | "I will love him forever, no matter what. | "I will love him forever, no matter what. |
| 988 | 00:39:03,121 | 00:39:05,651 | See you at brownies. Love, Lane." | See you at brownies. Love, Lane." |
| 989 | 00:39:05,691 | 00:39:07,992 | I just thought that Zach should know that in your heart, | I just thought that Zach should know that in your heart, |
| 990 | 00:39:08,022 | 00:39:10,092 | he will always be second place to Alex backus | he will always be second place to Alex backus |
| 991 | 00:39:10,122 | 00:39:12,092 | and his well-proportioned ears. | and his well-proportioned ears. |
| 992 | 00:39:12,122 | 00:39:13,092 | It's true. | It's true. |
| 993 | 00:39:13,133 | 00:39:14,693 | Come on, you're behind. | Come on, you're behind. |
| 994 | 00:39:14,733 | 00:39:17,003 | Oh, I'm gonna sit this one out. | Oh, I'm gonna sit this one out. |
| 995 | 00:39:17,033 | 00:39:19,574 | But the bottom line is, I love you, Lane. | But the bottom line is, I love you, Lane. |
| 996 | 00:39:19,604 | 00:39:21,604 | Congratulations. To the bride and groom. | Congratulations. To the bride and groom. |
| 997 | 00:39:21,634 | 00:39:22,874 | To the bride and groom! | To the bride and groom! |
| 998 | 00:39:22,904 | 00:39:24,575 | Bride and groom! | Bride and groom! |
| 999 | 00:39:26,775 | 00:39:28,375 | Where you going? | Where you going? |
| 1000 | 00:39:28,415 | 00:39:30,086 | I want to give a toast. | I want to give a toast. |
| 1001 | 00:39:36,087 | 00:39:38,627 | [ Clang ] | [ Clang ] |
| 1002 | 00:39:38,657 | 00:39:40,458 | Hello. | Hello. |
| 1003 | 00:39:40,498 | 00:39:43,528 | Everybody, hello. | Everybody, hello. |
| 1004 | 00:39:43,568 | 00:39:47,539 | Some of you know me as Lorelai Gilmore, | Some of you know me as Lorelai Gilmore, |
| 1005 | 00:39:47,569 | 00:39:51,540 | and some of you know me as Cher. | and some of you know me as Cher. |
| 1006 | 00:39:51,570 | 00:39:56,711 | But either way, I wanted to say a few words about our girl. | But either way, I wanted to say a few words about our girl. |
| 1007 | 00:39:56,751 | 00:39:59,081 | I have known Lane forever, | I have known Lane forever, |
| 1008 | 00:39:59,111 | 00:40:05,052 | and I'm just so incredibly happy that she has gotten married. | and I'm just so incredibly happy that she has gotten married. |
| 1009 | 00:40:05,092 | 00:40:08,923 | I mean, I am just so happy | I mean, I am just so happy |
| 1010 | 00:40:08,963 | 00:40:15,874 | that this adorable 22-year-old girl has gotten married, | that this adorable 22-year-old girl has gotten married, |
| 1011 | 00:40:15,904 | 00:40:19,675 | because it's amazing, you know? | because it's amazing, you know? |
| 1012 | 00:40:19,705 | 00:40:22,145 | It's really hard to get married. | It's really hard to get married. |
| 1013 | 00:40:22,175 | 00:40:24,616 | Believe me, I should know. | Believe me, I should know. |
| 1014 | 00:40:24,646 | 00:40:28,047 | I mean, seriously, because Lane is married, | I mean, seriously, because Lane is married, |
| 1015 | 00:40:28,087 | 00:40:31,787 | and next thing, it'll be my daughter, | and next thing, it'll be my daughter, |
| 1016 | 00:40:31,817 | 00:40:35,698 | and then my granddaughter, but not me. | and then my granddaughter, but not me. |
| 1017 | 00:40:35,728 | 00:40:37,698 | I'm not getting married. | I'm not getting married. |
| 1018 | 00:40:37,728 | 00:40:40,629 | No, it ain't for me. It's not in the cards. | No, it ain't for me. It's not in the cards. |
| 1019 | 00:40:40,669 | 00:40:43,739 | But, hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married? | But, hey, do you know what date I'm not getting married? |
| 1020 | 00:40:43,769 | 00:40:47,570 | June 3rd. Do not save the date. | June 3rd. Do not save the date. |
| 1021 | 00:40:47,610 | 00:40:49,070 | Do you hear me? | Do you hear me? |
| 1022 | 00:40:49,110 | 00:40:51,011 | Do whatever you want on June 3rd, | Do whatever you want on June 3rd, |
| 1023 | 00:40:51,041 | 00:40:53,081 | because there's nothing at all happening on that day. | because there's nothing at all happening on that day. |
| 1024 | 00:40:53,111 | 00:40:55,622 | If there's anything you need to book or anything, | If there's anything you need to book or anything, |
| 1025 | 00:40:55,652 | 00:40:57,922 | it's totally safe to book it on June 3rd. | it's totally safe to book it on June 3rd. |
| 1026 | 00:40:57,952 | 00:41:02,223 | So, congratulations, Lane and Zach. | So, congratulations, Lane and Zach. |
| 1027 | 00:41:02,253 | 00:41:04,523 | Who else here had eight shots of Tequila? | Who else here had eight shots of Tequila? |
| 1028 | 00:41:04,563 | 00:41:07,234 | Anybody? Hands... no? | Anybody? Hands... no? |
| 1029 | 00:41:07,264 | 00:41:10,504 | Oh, my gosh, who misses the yummy bartenders? | Oh, my gosh, who misses the yummy bartenders? |
| 1030 | 00:41:10,534 | 00:41:13,875 | I know, me too. They were so great. | I know, me too. They were so great. |
| 1031 | 00:41:13,905 | 00:41:17,146 | I was gonna ask them to not work on June 3rd | I was gonna ask them to not work on June 3rd |
| 1032 | 00:41:17,176 | 00:41:18,876 | on my not wedding. | on my not wedding. |
| 1033 | 00:41:18,906 | 00:41:21,016 | I just thought that would be so fun. | I just thought that would be so fun. |
| 1034 | 00:41:21,046 | 00:41:24,717 | Hi, Chris. Hi, Rory. | Hi, Chris. Hi, Rory. |
| 1035 | 00:41:24,747 | 00:41:26,157 | How about some coffee? | How about some coffee? |
| 1036 | 00:41:26,187 | 00:41:27,918 | What? Okay. | What? Okay. |
| 1037 | 00:41:27,958 | 00:41:29,988 | Well, I guess we're going over here. | Well, I guess we're going over here. |
| 1038 | 00:41:31,588 | 00:41:33,929 | Totally perfect wedding. | Totally perfect wedding. |
| 1039 | 00:41:37,029 | 00:41:38,770 | Get her over to the couch. | Get her over to the couch. |
| 1040 | 00:41:38,800 | 00:41:40,240 | Man, I must say, | Man, I must say, |
| 1041 | 00:41:40,270 | 00:41:42,671 | when your mom does something, she commits. | when your mom does something, she commits. |
| 1042 | 00:41:42,711 | 00:41:45,141 | Just prop her up. I'm gonna make some coffee. | Just prop her up. I'm gonna make some coffee. |
| 1043 | 00:41:45,171 | 00:41:47,111 | Hon, if the two gallons we poured down her throat | Hon, if the two gallons we poured down her throat |
| 1044 | 00:41:47,141 | 00:41:49,042 | at the wedding didn't do anything, | at the wedding didn't do anything, |
| 1045 | 00:41:49,082 | 00:41:50,852 | I'm not sure what two more cups will. | I'm not sure what two more cups will. |
| 1046 | 00:41:50,882 | 00:41:53,152 | No one knows how to wrangle the powers of coffee | No one knows how to wrangle the powers of coffee |
| 1047 | 00:41:53,182 | 00:41:54,853 | like a Gilmore. | like a Gilmore. |
| 1048 | 00:41:54,883 | 00:41:57,023 | Just prop her up. She hates to get pillow face. | Just prop her up. She hates to get pillow face. |
| 1049 | 00:41:57,053 | 00:41:59,154 | Pillow face. Got it. | Pillow face. Got it. |
| 1050 | 00:41:59,194 | 00:42:00,864 | [ Cellphone ringing ] | [ Cellphone ringing ] |
| 1051 | 00:42:04,365 | 00:42:06,105 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 1052 | 00:42:06,135 | 00:42:08,005 | Logan's hurt. | Logan's hurt. |
| 1053 | 00:42:08,035 | 00:42:09,936 | What do you mean? Is he all right? | What do you mean? Is he all right? |
| 1054 | 00:42:09,976 | 00:42:11,706 | I don't know. The line was bad. | I don't know. The line was bad. |
| 1055 | 00:42:11,736 | 00:42:13,306 | Something happened on their trip. | Something happened on their trip. |
| 1056 | 00:42:13,346 | 00:42:16,077 | They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York. | They're airlifting him to a hospital in New York. |
| 1057 | 00:42:16,117 | 00:42:17,977 | I got to go. I want to be there. | I got to go. I want to be there. |
| 1058 | 00:42:18,017 | 00:42:19,887 | Yes, go. I can take care of your mom. | Yes, go. I can take care of your mom. |
| 1059 | 00:42:19,917 | 00:42:22,118 | Leave her a note that I'll call her from the hospital. | Leave her a note that I'll call her from the hospital. |
| 1060 | 00:42:22,148 | 00:42:24,218 | I will. Go. | I will. Go. |
| 1061 | 00:42:24,258 | 00:42:25,929 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 1062 | 00:42:25,959 | 00:42:29,229 | All right, calamity Jane, let's get you to bed. | All right, calamity Jane, let's get you to bed. |
| 1063 | 00:42:29,259 | 00:42:30,930 | [ Groans ] | [ Groans ] |
| 1064 | 00:42:30,960 | 00:42:32,970 | No. | No. |
| 1065 | 00:42:33,000 | 00:42:35,230 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 1066 | 00:42:40,641 | 00:42:42,912 | [ Telephone ringing ] | [ Telephone ringing ] |
| 1067 | 00:42:48,753 | 00:42:50,753 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 1068 | 00:42:50,783 | 00:42:52,324 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 1069 | 00:42:54,854 | 00:42:56,624 | What time is it? | What time is it? |
| 1070 | 00:42:56,664 | 00:42:58,695 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 1071 | 00:42:58,725 | 00:43:00,635 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1072 | 00:43:00,665 | 00:43:03,766 | I, uh... Um... | I, uh... Um... |
| 1073 | 00:43:03,806 | 00:43:07,136 | No, Luke, it's fine. I'm glad you called. | No, Luke, it's fine. I'm glad you called. |
| 1074 | 00:43:09,907 | 00:43:11,677 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 1075 | 00:43:11,707 | 00:43:13,648 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
| 1076 | 00:43:15,318 | 00:43:16,988 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 1077 | 00:43:17,018 | 00:43:19,789 | Yep, the wedding was great. She looked beautiful. | Yep, the wedding was great. She looked beautiful. |