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1 | 00:05:15,612 | 00:05:17,325 | I understand that you're upset, | I understand that you're upset, |
2 | 00:05:15,803 | 00:05:17,064 | I guess to get help or something... | I guess to get help or something... |
3 | 00:05:16,574 | 00:05:17,805 | I think you're good to start your day. | I think you're good to start your day. |
4 | 00:05:17,114 | 00:05:18,747 | And I'm walking to the door, and I open it, | And I'm walking to the door, and I open it, |
5 | 00:05:17,345 | 00:05:18,647 | and I really wish you hadn't found out like that, | and I really wish you hadn't found out like that, |
6 | 00:05:17,765 | 00:05:20,008 | Make sure all the customers have settled up. | Make sure all the customers have settled up. |
7 | 00:05:17,845 | 00:05:20,760 | Thanks, hon. Bye. | Thanks, hon. Bye. |
8 | 00:05:18,687 | 00:05:20,199 | but, Rory, I love you. | but, Rory, I love you. |
9 | 00:05:18,777 | 00:05:22,051 | and there's Paul anka giving a little concert. | and there's Paul anka giving a little concert. |
10 | 00:05:19,107 | 00:05:20,409 | you're gonna do fine. | you're gonna do fine. |
11 | 00:05:20,039 | 00:05:22,612 | It's all a big joke to you. | It's all a big joke to you. |
12 | 00:05:20,219 | 00:05:21,651 | You know that I love you. | You know that I love you. |
13 | 00:05:20,439 | 00:05:22,041 | Says you. And everybody else. | Says you. And everybody else. |
14 | 00:05:20,780 | 00:05:23,423 | [ Telephone beeps ] | [ Telephone beeps ] |
15 | 00:05:21,691 | 00:05:23,523 | Do you think you can forget what those vipers said today, | Do you think you can forget what those vipers said today, |
16 | 00:05:22,081 | 00:05:24,054 | You know the place backwards and forwards, Caesar. | You know the place backwards and forwards, Caesar. |
17 | 00:05:22,091 | 00:05:24,164 | The real Paul anka. The dog Paul anka. | The real Paul anka. The dog Paul anka. |
18 | 00:05:22,642 | 00:05:24,445 | So you're taking this, huh? | So you're taking this, huh? |
19 | 00:05:23,453 | 00:05:26,928 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
20 | 00:05:23,563 | 00:05:25,696 | put it behind you, and just come home with me? | put it behind you, and just come home with me? |
21 | 00:05:24,084 | 00:05:26,047 | You've never been gone this long. | You've never been gone this long. |
22 | 00:05:24,194 | 00:05:27,168 | Couldn't have been happy, you interrupting his show like that. | Couldn't have been happy, you interrupting his show like that. |
23 | 00:05:24,485 | 00:05:26,858 | The old one's a mess. You don't think I should? | The old one's a mess. You don't think I should? |
24 | 00:05:25,736 | 00:05:26,638 | I guess. | I guess. |
25 | 00:05:26,087 | 00:05:27,158 | You're gonna do fine. Stop saying that. It's bad luck. | You're gonna do fine. Stop saying that. It's bad luck. |
26 | 00:05:26,888 | 00:05:29,261 | No, it's just you think it's sturdy enough? | No, it's just you think it's sturdy enough? |
27 | 00:05:26,958 | 00:05:32,245 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
28 | 00:05:27,188 | 00:05:29,091 | You're gonna stink. | You're gonna stink. |
29 | 00:05:27,198 | 00:05:30,313 | So I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, | So I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, |
30 | 00:05:28,340 | 00:05:29,702 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
31 | 00:05:28,610 | 00:05:29,812 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
32 | 00:05:29,131 | 00:05:31,144 | You're gonna blow up the stove and give everybody salmonella. | You're gonna blow up the stove and give everybody salmonella. |
33 | 00:05:29,291 | 00:05:30,633 | Yeah, I think it should be. | Yeah, I think it should be. |
34 | 00:05:29,742 | 00:05:31,214 | Hey, you. | Hey, you. |
35 | 00:05:29,852 | 00:05:31,254 | Luke, will you marry me? Yes. | Luke, will you marry me? Yes. |
36 | 00:05:30,343 | 00:05:33,047 | is Paul anka sitting on babette's lap. | is Paul anka sitting on babette's lap. |
37 | 00:05:30,663 | 00:05:32,706 | Well, it's always best to take something | Well, it's always best to take something |
38 | 00:05:31,174 | 00:05:32,476 | Why do you say that? | Why do you say that? |
39 | 00:05:31,244 | 00:05:33,487 | Okay, so weird dream. Weird, weird dream. | Okay, so weird dream. Weird, weird dream. |
40 | 00:05:31,284 | 00:05:32,987 | My father owns the place. Your father? | My father owns the place. Your father? |
41 | 00:05:32,276 | 00:05:36,421 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
42 | 00:05:32,506 | 00:05:34,178 | Because if it's bad luck to say good things, | Because if it's bad luck to say good things, |
43 | 00:05:32,736 | 00:05:35,340 | that a gorilla could jump up and down on and not wreck. | that a gorilla could jump up and down on and not wreck. |
44 | 00:05:33,027 | 00:05:34,288 | My biological father. | My biological father. |
45 | 00:05:33,077 | 00:05:35,109 | Please don't tell me it was... the real Paul anka. | Please don't tell me it was... the real Paul anka. |
46 | 00:05:33,517 | 00:05:35,320 | Weirder than the one where you step into a boxing ring | Weirder than the one where you step into a boxing ring |
47 | 00:05:34,208 | 00:05:35,470 | it's good luck to say bad things. | it's good luck to say bad things. |
48 | 00:05:34,328 | 00:05:36,662 | When did you find out? Two months ago. | When did you find out? Two months ago. |
49 | 00:05:35,150 | 00:05:38,755 | Good boy. Who's a good boy? | Good boy. Who's a good boy? |
50 | 00:05:35,360 | 00:05:37,232 | and your hands are suddenly giant cream puffs? | and your hands are suddenly giant cream puffs? |
51 | 00:05:35,380 | 00:05:37,042 | I don't think a gorilla has tested it, | I don't think a gorilla has tested it, |
52 | 00:05:35,510 | 00:05:37,082 | You're rooting for me to fail. | You're rooting for me to fail. |
53 | 00:05:36,451 | 00:05:40,657 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
54 | 00:05:36,702 | 00:05:39,175 | That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. I'm sorry. | That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. I'm sorry. |
55 | 00:05:37,082 | 00:05:39,556 | but if it busts, I'll just pick up something on the road. | but if it busts, I'll just pick up something on the road. |
56 | 00:05:37,112 | 00:05:39,916 | Lorelai, tell him he's gonna do great. | Lorelai, tell him he's gonna do great. |
57 | 00:05:37,262 | 00:05:39,195 | Weirder, scarier. Let's hear it. | Weirder, scarier. Let's hear it. |
58 | 00:05:38,795 | 00:05:40,267 | This is crazy. Coming to the end. | This is crazy. Coming to the end. |
59 | 00:05:39,205 | 00:05:42,139 | It's all happening too fast. We can postpone. | It's all happening too fast. We can postpone. |
60 | 00:05:39,235 | 00:05:41,609 | I was home, and I was finishing up my usual morning routine... | I was home, and I was finishing up my usual morning routine... |
61 | 00:05:39,586 | 00:05:41,358 | All right, I should get going. | All right, I should get going. |
62 | 00:05:39,956 | 00:05:41,328 | And jinx it for him? No way. | And jinx it for him? No way. |
63 | 00:05:40,297 | 00:05:42,710 | So the real Paul anka looks outside, and there, | So the real Paul anka looks outside, and there, |
64 | 00:05:40,697 | 00:05:45,274 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
65 | 00:05:41,358 | 00:05:42,820 | You're both nuts. | You're both nuts. |
66 | 00:05:41,388 | 00:05:43,061 | Anna's stuck at the house until I pick up April. | Anna's stuck at the house until I pick up April. |
67 | 00:05:41,639 | 00:05:43,241 | You know, coffee, shower. | You know, coffee, shower. |
68 | 00:05:42,179 | 00:05:43,751 | Postpone the wedding? | Postpone the wedding? |
69 | 00:05:42,740 | 00:05:44,783 | sitting in the middle of the street staring at him | sitting in the middle of the street staring at him |
70 | 00:05:42,860 | 00:05:44,332 | I could run the place if you want, Luke. | I could run the place if you want, Luke. |
71 | 00:05:43,091 | 00:05:44,863 | Well, let's get you on the road. | Well, let's get you on the road. |
72 | 00:05:43,281 | 00:05:45,324 | And then... picture this, very weird... | And then... picture this, very weird... |
73 | 00:05:43,782 | 00:05:45,654 | My parents are looking for a place in stars hollow? | My parents are looking for a place in stars hollow? |
74 | 00:05:44,362 | 00:05:46,295 | Hmm, let me search down to the very depth of my being | Hmm, let me search down to the very depth of my being |
75 | 00:05:44,813 | 00:05:46,315 | is dog Paul anka. | is dog Paul anka. |
76 | 00:05:44,893 | 00:05:46,736 | It's good timing, too. Caesar's in the back. | It's good timing, too. Caesar's in the back. |
77 | 00:05:45,304 | 00:05:49,319 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
78 | 00:05:45,344 | 00:05:47,216 | I take Paul anka for a walk. | I take Paul anka for a walk. |
79 | 00:05:45,684 | 00:05:47,857 | All I know is they're looking, they're pricing. | All I know is they're looking, they're pricing. |
80 | 00:05:46,335 | 00:05:49,269 | to see if there's the slightest inclination I would want that. | to see if there's the slightest inclination I would want that. |
81 | 00:05:46,345 | 00:05:48,418 | So real Paul anka gets up and runs out of Luke's. | So real Paul anka gets up and runs out of Luke's. |
82 | 00:05:46,766 | 00:05:48,478 | Sure you don't want to reconsider my offer? | Sure you don't want to reconsider my offer? |
83 | 00:05:47,256 | 00:05:49,199 | You walk Paul anka every day. What's weird about that? | You walk Paul anka every day. What's weird about that? |
84 | 00:05:47,887 | 00:05:49,159 | But why? | But why? |
85 | 00:05:48,448 | 00:05:49,980 | They're both in the street now... | They're both in the street now... |
86 | 00:05:48,508 | 00:05:50,411 | I've got a hairnet on me, so I can start immediately. | I've got a hairnet on me, so I can start immediately. |
87 | 00:05:49,199 | 00:05:50,831 | Because Luke and I are getting married | Because Luke and I are getting married |
88 | 00:05:49,229 | 00:05:51,733 | Not the dog Paul anka. The real Paul anka. | Not the dog Paul anka. The real Paul anka. |
89 | 00:05:49,309 | 00:05:49,970 | Nope. | Nope. |
90 | 00:05:49,349 | 00:05:51,993 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
91 | 00:05:50,010 | 00:05:51,012 | Just checking. | Just checking. |
92 | 00:05:50,020 | 00:05:52,133 | Real Paul anka walking toward dog Paul anka, | Real Paul anka walking toward dog Paul anka, |
93 | 00:05:50,441 | 00:05:51,953 | Offer declined. | Offer declined. |
94 | 00:05:50,861 | 00:05:52,233 | and I guess they figure we'll be having kids | and I guess they figure we'll be having kids |
95 | 00:05:51,052 | 00:05:52,394 | What's that? | What's that? |
96 | 00:05:51,763 | 00:05:53,665 | Whoa. Was he nice? | Whoa. Was he nice? |
97 | 00:05:51,983 | 00:05:54,456 | You take that. I'll take this. Perfect. | You take that. I'll take this. Perfect. |
98 | 00:05:52,023 | 00:05:54,597 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
99 | 00:05:52,163 | 00:05:54,767 | dog Paul anka toward real Paul anka. | dog Paul anka toward real Paul anka. |
100 | 00:05:52,263 | 00:05:54,236 | and they want to be near me when that happens. | and they want to be near me when that happens. |
101 | 00:05:52,424 | 00:05:54,026 | I figured you'd need it for hanging stuff. | I figured you'd need it for hanging stuff. |
102 | 00:05:53,705 | 00:05:55,408 | Very pleasant, natty dresser. | Very pleasant, natty dresser. |
103 | 00:05:54,056 | 00:05:55,488 | I'm not bringing hanging stuff. | I'm not bringing hanging stuff. |
104 | 00:05:54,276 | 00:05:56,750 | You in the market for some luggage? That's for Luke. | You in the market for some luggage? That's for Luke. |
105 | 00:05:54,627 | 00:05:58,642 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
106 | 00:05:54,797 | 00:05:57,230 | You can sense that something very bad is about to happen, | You can sense that something very bad is about to happen, |
107 | 00:05:55,438 | 00:05:57,411 | Then suddenly, he sees something, a cat or something, | Then suddenly, he sees something, a cat or something, |
108 | 00:05:55,528 | 00:05:57,471 | Well, you should bring some nice clothes just in case. | Well, you should bring some nice clothes just in case. |
109 | 00:05:56,589 | 00:05:58,332 | Oh. Oops. | Oh. Oops. |
110 | 00:05:56,780 | 00:05:59,854 | He is going to chaperone April's field trip to Philadelphia. | He is going to chaperone April's field trip to Philadelphia. |
111 | 00:05:57,270 | 00:06:00,044 | when suddenly they meet in the middle of the street, and bam! | when suddenly they meet in the middle of the street, and bam! |
112 | 00:05:57,441 | 00:05:58,812 | and darts right into the middle of the street. | and darts right into the middle of the street. |
113 | 00:05:57,501 | 00:05:59,273 | I threw in some slacks and your black jacket. | I threw in some slacks and your black jacket. |
114 | 00:05:58,672 | 00:06:03,549 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
115 | 00:05:58,842 | 00:06:00,945 | The real Paul anka? The dog Paul anka. | The real Paul anka? The dog Paul anka. |
116 | 00:05:59,303 | 00:06:02,047 | It's a field trip with a bunch of 12-year-olds. | It's a field trip with a bunch of 12-year-olds. |
117 | 00:05:59,884 | 00:06:01,887 | So, how long have you two known each other? | So, how long have you two known each other? |
118 | 00:06:00,084 | 00:06:02,918 | An otherworldly white light engulfs the whole town, | An otherworldly white light engulfs the whole town, |
119 | 00:06:00,985 | 00:06:02,818 | So I call him and call him, | So I call him and call him, |
120 | 00:06:01,927 | 00:06:03,199 | A while. | A while. |
121 | 00:06:02,077 | 00:06:03,349 | Just in case. | Just in case. |
122 | 00:06:02,858 | 00:06:04,931 | but he completely ignores me and runs right into doose's market. | but he completely ignores me and runs right into doose's market. |
123 | 00:06:02,948 | 00:06:05,081 | and there's a loud explosion and two barks, | and there's a loud explosion and two barks, |
124 | 00:06:03,229 | 00:06:05,402 | You date? Yes, we used to date. | You date? Yes, we used to date. |
125 | 00:06:03,379 | 00:06:05,051 | It's 10 days of diners and fast food, | It's 10 days of diners and fast food, |
126 | 00:06:03,579 | 00:06:07,495 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
127 | 00:06:04,961 | 00:06:06,463 | You didn't train him well enough. | You didn't train him well enough. |
128 | 00:06:05,081 | 00:06:06,854 | nothing requiring slacks or jackets. | nothing requiring slacks or jackets. |
129 | 00:06:05,121 | 00:06:06,924 | and everything goes dark. | and everything goes dark. |
130 | 00:06:05,432 | 00:06:06,703 | Were you two high-school sweethearts, | Were you two high-school sweethearts, |
131 | 00:06:05,612 | 00:06:06,884 | Wait! Wait! | Wait! Wait! |
132 | 00:06:06,503 | 00:06:08,306 | Too much affection, not enough discipline. | Too much affection, not enough discipline. |
133 | 00:06:06,733 | 00:06:08,376 | rock around the clock? | rock around the clock? |
134 | 00:06:06,884 | 00:06:09,057 | See, that's what the phrase "just in case" covers... | See, that's what the phrase "just in case" covers... |
135 | 00:06:06,914 | 00:06:08,927 | He's unstoppable. It's cute. | He's unstoppable. It's cute. |
136 | 00:06:06,964 | 00:06:08,406 | And? And then I woke up. | And? And then I woke up. |
137 | 00:06:07,525 | 00:06:10,338 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
138 | 00:06:08,336 | 00:06:10,839 | I go after him into doose's, and he's got a job there. | I go after him into doose's, and he's got a job there. |
139 | 00:06:08,406 | 00:06:10,278 | Maybe we'll catch up at a better time. | Maybe we'll catch up at a better time. |
140 | 00:06:08,436 | 00:06:10,308 | Wow. Okay. | Wow. Okay. |
141 | 00:06:08,957 | 00:06:10,729 | We need to confirm the itinerary. | We need to confirm the itinerary. |
142 | 00:06:09,097 | 00:06:11,400 | The times you think you've anticipated every possible need. | The times you think you've anticipated every possible need. |
143 | 00:06:10,308 | 00:06:12,211 | You just let me walk into a room full of girls | You just let me walk into a room full of girls |
144 | 00:06:10,338 | 00:06:12,281 | So I guess I was wondering if you'd heard anything | So I guess I was wondering if you'd heard anything |
145 | 00:06:10,369 | 00:06:12,742 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
146 | 00:06:10,759 | 00:06:13,102 | As we've done 1,000 times? Sure, let's confirm it. | As we've done 1,000 times? Sure, let's confirm it. |
147 | 00:06:10,879 | 00:06:11,921 | The dog Paul anka? | The dog Paul anka? |
148 | 00:06:11,430 | 00:06:13,162 | I'll bring it. | I'll bring it. |
149 | 00:06:11,941 | 00:06:14,284 | The real Paul anka. | The real Paul anka. |
150 | 00:06:12,251 | 00:06:14,054 | you'd had sex with. | you'd had sex with. |
151 | 00:06:12,311 | 00:06:13,843 | about a small Connecticut town | about a small Connecticut town |
152 | 00:06:12,772 | 00:06:17,018 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
153 | 00:06:13,132 | 00:06:14,905 | Today's the kids' math contest in Newark. | Today's the kids' math contest in Newark. |
154 | 00:06:13,202 | 00:06:15,215 | You know, there was a flash flood in El Salvador last night. | You know, there was a flash flood in El Salvador last night. |
155 | 00:06:13,883 | 00:06:15,516 | being sucked up into an evil demon vortex | being sucked up into an evil demon vortex |
156 | 00:06:14,084 | 00:06:16,757 | You didn't just cheat on me. You real cheated on me. | You didn't just cheat on me. You real cheated on me. |
157 | 00:06:14,314 | 00:06:16,447 | You picked yourself some beautiful cucumbers, | You picked yourself some beautiful cucumbers, |
158 | 00:06:14,935 | 00:06:17,138 | In my day, you learned two plus two and you stayed home. | In my day, you learned two plus two and you stayed home. |
159 | 00:06:15,245 | 00:06:17,448 | No, my Salvadoran paper didn't come today. | No, my Salvadoran paper didn't come today. |
160 | 00:06:15,546 | 00:06:17,508 | or cast into the fourth dimension or anything. | or cast into the fourth dimension or anything. |
161 | 00:06:16,487 | 00:06:17,559 | Mrs. Clancey. | Mrs. Clancey. |
162 | 00:06:16,797 | 00:06:17,999 | I didn't cheat on you. | I didn't cheat on you. |
163 | 00:06:17,178 | 00:06:20,052 | Today they go on the road like they're metallica. | Today they go on the road like they're metallica. |
164 | 00:06:17,478 | 00:06:20,382 | They didn't see it coming. That's the flash part of flash flood. | They didn't see it coming. That's the flash part of flash flood. |
165 | 00:06:17,559 | 00:06:20,392 | Real Paul anka still kicking? Haven't heard otherwise. | Real Paul anka still kicking? Haven't heard otherwise. |
166 | 00:06:17,589 | 00:06:19,621 | You have the cucumber eye. | You have the cucumber eye. |
167 | 00:06:18,029 | 00:06:19,501 | Oh, so you didn't sleep with? | Oh, so you didn't sleep with? |
168 | 00:06:19,531 | 00:06:21,204 | No, I did, but we were broken up. | No, I did, but we were broken up. |
169 | 00:06:19,661 | 00:06:21,394 | So I run out of doose's, and I'm approaching Luke's apartment... | So I run out of doose's, and I'm approaching Luke's apartment... |
170 | 00:06:20,082 | 00:06:21,754 | And then tomorrow night's Philadelphia. | And then tomorrow night's Philadelphia. |
171 | 00:06:20,423 | 00:06:23,367 | What do I do if I see a flash flood coming at the diner? | What do I do if I see a flash flood coming at the diner? |
172 | 00:06:20,433 | 00:06:22,165 | Check your hands no cream puffs. | Check your hands no cream puffs. |
173 | 00:06:21,784 | 00:06:23,487 | Did I tell you we're dropping in on Jess? | Did I tell you we're dropping in on Jess? |
174 | 00:06:23,527 | 00:06:24,558 | Jess? No. | Jess? No. |
175 | 00:06:24,588 | 00:06:25,930 | Yeah, this place he works. | Yeah, this place he works. |
176 | 00:06:25,960 | 00:06:27,833 | They put out this zine and books and whatever else. | They put out this zine and books and whatever else. |
177 | 00:06:27,863 | 00:06:29,575 | They're having an open house. I'm taking April. | They're having an open house. I'm taking April. |
178 | 00:06:29,605 | 00:06:31,648 | It'll give Jess a chance to meet his little cousin. | It'll give Jess a chance to meet his little cousin. |
179 | 00:06:31,678 | 00:06:33,651 | Oh, sounds great. So anywhere in the back? | Oh, sounds great. So anywhere in the back? |
180 | 00:06:33,681 | 00:06:34,913 | Anywhere's fine. | Anywhere's fine. |
181 | 00:06:34,953 | 00:06:36,655 | Hey, day six... If your cell dies, | Hey, day six... If your cell dies, |
182 | 00:06:36,685 | 00:06:38,698 | is there a phone in gettysburg I could reach you at? | is there a phone in gettysburg I could reach you at? |
183 | 00:06:38,728 | 00:06:41,201 | The one Grant used to call Lincoln... number's in the book. | The one Grant used to call Lincoln... number's in the book. |
184 | 00:06:41,231 | 00:06:43,935 | Oh, good. He's a funnyman today. He's Jerry Lewis. | Oh, good. He's a funnyman today. He's Jerry Lewis. |
185 | 00:06:43,975 | 00:06:45,848 | Caesar, calm down. You're gonna do great. | Caesar, calm down. You're gonna do great. |
186 | 00:06:45,878 | 00:06:47,180 | You're the best cook Luke's ever had. | You're the best cook Luke's ever had. |
187 | 00:06:47,210 | 00:06:48,922 | You so make better pancakes than he does. | You so make better pancakes than he does. |
188 | 00:06:48,952 | 00:06:50,084 | True. | True. |
189 | 00:06:50,124 | 00:06:51,956 | You just have to be confident. | You just have to be confident. |
190 | 00:06:51,996 | 00:06:54,530 | When I'm working the grill, sometimes I get a locked elbow. | When I'm working the grill, sometimes I get a locked elbow. |
191 | 00:06:54,560 | 00:06:56,903 | Luke's the only one who knows how to rub it to get it working. | Luke's the only one who knows how to rub it to get it working. |
192 | 00:06:56,933 | 00:06:58,946 | He rubs your elbow? | He rubs your elbow? |
193 | 00:06:58,976 | 00:07:00,849 | It's like a sports injury. It's okay if it's sports. | It's like a sports injury. It's okay if it's sports. |
194 | 00:07:00,879 | 00:07:02,651 | You want to step back 3 feet so I can say goodbye to my girl? | You want to step back 3 feet so I can say goodbye to my girl? |
195 | 00:07:02,681 | 00:07:04,254 | Fine. | Fine. |
196 | 00:07:04,284 | 00:07:06,927 | You gonna miss me? Especially if my elbow hurts. | You gonna miss me? Especially if my elbow hurts. |
197 | 00:07:06,957 | 00:07:08,730 | I'm gonna call you a lot. Same here. | I'm gonna call you a lot. Same here. |
198 | 00:07:08,770 | 00:07:10,733 | You know, I was happy when she asked me, | You know, I was happy when she asked me, |
199 | 00:07:10,773 | 00:07:12,545 | but now it just struck me | but now it just struck me |
200 | 00:07:12,575 | 00:07:14,578 | I'm gonna spend 10 days with a bus full of teenagers. | I'm gonna spend 10 days with a bus full of teenagers. |
201 | 00:07:14,608 | 00:07:16,080 | I think you're ready. | I think you're ready. |
202 | 00:07:16,120 | 00:07:17,782 | Thanks for seeing me off. | Thanks for seeing me off. |
203 | 00:07:17,822 | 00:07:18,894 | Your pancakes are better, by the way. | Your pancakes are better, by the way. |
204 | 00:07:18,924 | 00:07:20,526 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
205 | 00:07:20,556 | 00:07:22,068 | Don't worry, Luke. Just a momentary panic. | Don't worry, Luke. Just a momentary panic. |
206 | 00:07:22,098 | 00:07:23,701 | I'm gonna be fine, I promise. | I'm gonna be fine, I promise. |
207 | 00:07:23,731 | 00:07:26,745 | Good. Now go back in there and reclaim your turf. | Good. Now go back in there and reclaim your turf. |
208 | 00:07:26,775 | 00:07:29,118 | Reclaim my turf? | Reclaim my turf? |
209 | 00:07:30,951 | 00:07:32,753 | Kirk! | Kirk! |
210 | 00:07:51,369 | 00:07:53,903 | I'm bad with names, so help me with the names. | I'm bad with names, so help me with the names. |
211 | 00:07:53,943 | 00:07:55,815 | You ever use mnemonic devices? | You ever use mnemonic devices? |
212 | 00:07:55,845 | 00:07:57,147 | Uh, maybe. | Uh, maybe. |
213 | 00:07:57,177 | 00:07:58,789 | They help you remember things. | They help you remember things. |
214 | 00:07:58,819 | 00:08:00,291 | Uh, like Curtis shuran. He's from Kurdistan. | Uh, like Curtis shuran. He's from Kurdistan. |
215 | 00:08:00,322 | 00:08:02,164 | Really? | Really? |
216 | 00:08:02,194 | 00:08:03,396 | No, he's from Detroit. That's a mnemonic device. | No, he's from Detroit. That's a mnemonic device. |
217 | 00:08:03,426 | 00:08:05,329 | Curtis shuran from Kurdistan. Got it. | Curtis shuran from Kurdistan. Got it. |
218 | 00:08:05,369 | 00:08:07,802 | Jamie alvarado likes to try avocados. | Jamie alvarado likes to try avocados. |
219 | 00:08:07,842 | 00:08:09,645 | Meg shatsworth, Haywood's fatsworth. | Meg shatsworth, Haywood's fatsworth. |
220 | 00:08:09,675 | 00:08:12,148 | Shatsworth, fatworth. Alvarado, avocado. | Shatsworth, fatworth. Alvarado, avocado. |
221 | 00:08:12,188 | 00:08:14,291 | And those are your fellow grups. The what? | And those are your fellow grups. The what? |
222 | 00:08:14,321 | 00:08:16,164 | Grown-ups. You never saw the original "Star Trek"? | Grown-ups. You never saw the original "Star Trek"? |
223 | 00:08:16,194 | 00:08:18,166 | Oh, yes, grups. Yes, I did. | Oh, yes, grups. Yes, I did. |
224 | 00:08:18,196 | 00:08:20,770 | The one in the cords is our math teacher, Mr. Munster. | The one in the cords is our math teacher, Mr. Munster. |
225 | 00:08:20,800 | 00:08:22,342 | Good guy, he's a little nerdy, | Good guy, he's a little nerdy, |
226 | 00:08:22,372 | 00:08:24,375 | likes to wow us with his Chris rock impersonation. | likes to wow us with his Chris rock impersonation. |
227 | 00:08:24,415 | 00:08:26,248 | It's borderline racist. | It's borderline racist. |
228 | 00:08:26,288 | 00:08:27,920 | Well, let's leave the bags here, get the lay of the land first. | Well, let's leave the bags here, get the lay of the land first. |
229 | 00:08:27,950 | 00:08:29,192 | Well, this is pretty much the land. | Well, this is pretty much the land. |
230 | 00:08:29,222 | 00:08:30,724 | There must be some kind of check-in point | There must be some kind of check-in point |
231 | 00:08:30,764 | 00:08:32,937 | and protocol to follow, so just stick with me. | and protocol to follow, so just stick with me. |
232 | 00:08:32,967 | 00:08:34,739 | Or you just run on the bus. That's really good. | Or you just run on the bus. That's really good. |
233 | 00:08:34,769 | 00:08:36,712 | Hello, there. You our pilot? | Hello, there. You our pilot? |
234 | 00:08:36,742 | 00:08:37,874 | Are you the driver? | Are you the driver? |
235 | 00:08:37,914 | 00:08:40,047 | Me? No. I'm Luke Danes. | Me? No. I'm Luke Danes. |
236 | 00:08:40,087 | 00:08:42,420 | Oh, you're Luke Danes. Sorry. We thought you were our driver. | Oh, you're Luke Danes. Sorry. We thought you were our driver. |
237 | 00:08:42,460 | 00:08:43,992 | No, no, sorry. | No, no, sorry. |
238 | 00:08:44,022 | 00:08:45,865 | I, uh, you know, I have nicer clothes than this. | I, uh, you know, I have nicer clothes than this. |
239 | 00:08:45,895 | 00:08:47,838 | I won't always be wearing these. | I won't always be wearing these. |
240 | 00:08:47,868 | 00:08:50,812 | That's okay. I'm Earl stepton. This is Kelly turlington. | That's okay. I'm Earl stepton. This is Kelly turlington. |
241 | 00:08:50,842 | 00:08:52,845 | You probably know Roy munster, your daughter's teacher. | You probably know Roy munster, your daughter's teacher. |
242 | 00:08:52,885 | 00:08:54,417 | Actually, no. | Actually, no. |
243 | 00:08:54,447 | 00:08:57,221 | I'm April's new father... I mean, not new, but new to her. | I'm April's new father... I mean, not new, but new to her. |
244 | 00:08:57,261 | 00:08:58,262 | So, hey. | So, hey. |
245 | 00:08:58,292 | 00:08:59,394 | She's a bright one. | She's a bright one. |
246 | 00:08:59,434 | 00:09:01,066 | Go figure. | Go figure. |
247 | 00:09:01,096 | 00:09:04,170 | Hey, Luke! Some people in here are wondering who you are. | Hey, Luke! Some people in here are wondering who you are. |
248 | 00:09:04,210 | 00:09:05,312 | Oh, well, go ahead and tell them. | Oh, well, go ahead and tell them. |
249 | 00:09:05,342 | 00:09:06,844 | That's Luke. | That's Luke. |
250 | 00:09:06,884 | 00:09:08,286 | So here's the detailed itinerary. | So here's the detailed itinerary. |
251 | 00:09:08,316 | 00:09:09,858 | Lunch stops, snack stops. | Lunch stops, snack stops. |
252 | 00:09:09,888 | 00:09:11,461 | Wander time, exploring time. TV time. | Wander time, exploring time. TV time. |
253 | 00:09:11,491 | 00:09:14,365 | Porn will be preblocked at all our lodgings. | Porn will be preblocked at all our lodgings. |
254 | 00:09:14,395 | 00:09:15,967 | Study breaks, check-in with parents. | Study breaks, check-in with parents. |
255 | 00:09:16,007 | 00:09:17,909 | Bedtime hours. So we go to bed at 9:00? | Bedtime hours. So we go to bed at 9:00? |
256 | 00:09:17,940 | 00:09:18,941 | The kids do. You don't have to. | The kids do. You don't have to. |
257 | 00:09:18,981 | 00:09:21,214 | Right, but I can? Sure. | Right, but I can? Sure. |
258 | 00:09:21,244 | 00:09:23,187 | Shall we get on board so they don't leave without us? | Shall we get on board so they don't leave without us? |
259 | 00:09:23,217 | 00:09:24,288 | Well, I still have my bags. | Well, I still have my bags. |
260 | 00:09:24,318 | 00:09:26,291 | Okay, see you on the bus. | Okay, see you on the bus. |
261 | 00:09:26,331 | 00:09:29,466 | Kelly turlington from burlington. | Kelly turlington from burlington. |
262 | 00:09:29,506 | 00:09:31,308 | Roy munster's a punster. | Roy munster's a punster. |
263 | 00:09:33,041 | 00:09:34,142 | Hey, you. | Hey, you. |
264 | 00:09:34,182 | 00:09:35,284 | Hey. | Hey. |
265 | 00:09:35,314 | 00:09:36,385 | You get in late last night? | You get in late last night? |
266 | 00:09:36,415 | 00:09:37,517 | I was studying. | I was studying. |
267 | 00:09:37,557 | 00:09:39,359 | Hmm. Missed my class this morning. | Hmm. Missed my class this morning. |
268 | 00:09:39,389 | 00:09:41,062 | Bummer. | Bummer. |
269 | 00:09:41,092 | 00:09:42,464 | Clock didn't go off. I thought I set it right. | Clock didn't go off. I thought I set it right. |
270 | 00:09:42,504 | 00:09:44,366 | Oh, I reset it. I had to catch up on some sleep. | Oh, I reset it. I had to catch up on some sleep. |
271 | 00:09:44,406 | 00:09:46,539 | I didn't know you set it for early. | I didn't know you set it for early. |
272 | 00:09:46,579 | 00:09:48,442 | Maybe we should get a second clock. | Maybe we should get a second clock. |
273 | 00:09:48,482 | 00:09:50,214 | Might be wise. | Might be wise. |
274 | 00:09:50,255 | 00:09:52,458 | You gonna be available to grab a bite later? Maybe. | You gonna be available to grab a bite later? Maybe. |
275 | 00:09:52,488 | 00:09:54,290 | You can't see that far into the future? | You can't see that far into the future? |
276 | 00:09:54,330 | 00:09:55,632 | It's crazy right now. | It's crazy right now. |
277 | 00:09:55,662 | 00:09:57,064 | I'll check in with you later. | I'll check in with you later. |
278 | 00:09:57,104 | 00:09:59,437 | We'll see how it goes. | We'll see how it goes. |
279 | 00:10:01,610 | 00:10:03,653 | Have a good day. You too. | Have a good day. You too. |
280 | 00:10:05,556 | 00:10:08,260 | [ Door opens, closes ] | [ Door opens, closes ] |
281 | 00:10:08,290 | 00:10:11,664 | ♪ There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium ♪ | ♪ There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium ♪ |
282 | 00:10:11,704 | 00:10:14,408 | ♪ and phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium ♪ | ♪ and phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium ♪ |
283 | 00:10:14,438 | 00:10:16,982 | ♪ and manganese and Mercury, molybdenum, magnesium ♪ | ♪ and manganese and Mercury, molybdenum, magnesium ♪ |
284 | 00:10:17,012 | 00:10:20,026 | ♪ dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium ♪ | ♪ dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium ♪ |
285 | 00:10:20,056 | 00:10:22,399 | ♪ and lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium ♪ | ♪ and lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium ♪ |
286 | 00:10:22,429 | 00:10:25,063 | ♪ palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium ♪ | ♪ palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium ♪ |
287 | 00:10:25,103 | 00:10:28,077 | ♪ and tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium ♪ | ♪ and tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium ♪ |
288 | 00:10:28,107 | 00:10:29,579 | [ inhale deeply ] | [ inhale deeply ] |
289 | 00:10:29,609 | 00:10:32,684 | ♪ And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium ♪ | ♪ And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium ♪ |
290 | 00:10:32,724 | 00:10:36,158 | ♪ there's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium ♪ | ♪ there's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium ♪ |
291 | 00:10:36,198 | 00:10:38,762 | ♪ and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium ♪ | ♪ and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium ♪ |
292 | 00:10:38,802 | 00:10:40,334 | ♪ and argon, Krypton, neon | ♪ and argon, Krypton, neon |
293 | 00:10:40,374 | 00:10:41,436 | ♪ radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium ♪ | ♪ radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium ♪ |
294 | 00:10:41,476 | 00:10:42,778 | ♪ and chlorine, carbon, cobalt | ♪ and chlorine, carbon, cobalt |
295 | 00:10:42,808 | 00:10:44,680 | ♪ copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium ♪ | ♪ copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium ♪ |
296 | 00:10:44,710 | 00:10:46,423 | ♪ these are the only ones | ♪ these are the only ones |
297 | 00:10:46,453 | 00:10:50,128 | ♪ of which the news has come to Harvard ♪ | ♪ of which the news has come to Harvard ♪ |
298 | 00:10:50,158 | 00:10:51,430 | ♪ and there may be many others | ♪ and there may be many others |
299 | 00:10:51,460 | 00:10:53,703 | ♪ but they haven't been discovered ♪ | ♪ but they haven't been discovered ♪ |
300 | 00:10:53,733 | 00:10:55,806 | [ applause ] | [ applause ] |
301 | 00:10:55,836 | 00:10:57,448 | What was all that? | What was all that? |
302 | 00:10:57,478 | 00:10:58,710 | It's all the chemical elements. | It's all the chemical elements. |
303 | 00:10:58,750 | 00:11:01,083 | At least the ones that have come to Harvard. | At least the ones that have come to Harvard. |
304 | 00:11:01,123 | 00:11:02,555 | Boy: 1468... | Boy: 1468... |
305 | 00:11:02,595 | 00:11:04,157 | Any idea what's going on here? | Any idea what's going on here? |
306 | 00:11:04,197 | 00:11:08,233 | 14201995611... That's frank. | 14201995611... That's frank. |
307 | 00:11:08,273 | 00:11:09,375 | Huge show-off. | Huge show-off. |
308 | 00:11:09,405 | 00:11:10,807 | Always rubbing our faces | Always rubbing our faces |
309 | 00:11:10,847 | 00:11:13,721 | in the fact that he knows the first 300 digits of pi. | in the fact that he knows the first 300 digits of pi. |
310 | 00:11:13,751 | 00:11:15,553 | Hey, did you bring my sweater? | Hey, did you bring my sweater? |
311 | 00:11:15,583 | 00:11:17,095 | I think so. | I think so. |
312 | 00:11:17,125 | 00:11:18,297 | It's important. I need that sweater. | It's important. I need that sweater. |
313 | 00:11:18,327 | 00:11:19,669 | What is it, your lucky sweater? | What is it, your lucky sweater? |
314 | 00:11:19,699 | 00:11:22,142 | No, Freddie. | No, Freddie. |
315 | 00:11:22,172 | 00:11:24,175 | Is munster gonna wear that creepy lucky tie of his | Is munster gonna wear that creepy lucky tie of his |
316 | 00:11:24,205 | 00:11:25,247 | at competition? | at competition? |
317 | 00:11:25,277 | 00:11:26,679 | Oh, god, I hope not. | Oh, god, I hope not. |
318 | 00:11:26,719 | 00:11:28,551 | Supposedly, there's lucky underwear to match. | Supposedly, there's lucky underwear to match. |
319 | 00:11:28,581 | 00:11:29,893 | Mental image, begone. | Mental image, begone. |
320 | 00:11:29,923 | 00:11:31,656 | I heard he lives with his mother. | I heard he lives with his mother. |
321 | 00:11:31,696 | 00:11:33,728 | I heard he plays the trombone for fun. | I heard he plays the trombone for fun. |
322 | 00:11:33,769 | 00:11:36,242 | He's a liar, too... He says he was a Red Sox fan, | He's a liar, too... He says he was a Red Sox fan, |
323 | 00:11:36,272 | 00:11:37,844 | but he didn't even know they traded Damon. | but he didn't even know they traded Damon. |
324 | 00:11:37,874 | 00:11:40,578 | Really? He didn't know Damon was with the Yankees now? | Really? He didn't know Damon was with the Yankees now? |
325 | 00:11:40,618 | 00:11:42,250 | You see steinbrenner made him cut his hair? | You see steinbrenner made him cut his hair? |
326 | 00:11:42,290 | 00:11:43,752 | Yeah, he looks way less scary. | Yeah, he looks way less scary. |
327 | 00:11:43,792 | 00:11:45,525 | Yeah, less intimidating to pitchers. | Yeah, less intimidating to pitchers. |
328 | 00:11:45,555 | 00:11:48,830 | It's gonna shave 20 points off his batting average. | It's gonna shave 20 points off his batting average. |
329 | 00:11:48,870 | 00:11:50,272 | Hey, what's that kid's name? | Hey, what's that kid's name? |
330 | 00:11:50,302 | 00:11:51,874 | Freddie. His name is Freddie. | Freddie. His name is Freddie. |
331 | 00:11:51,904 | 00:11:54,277 | Freddie, Freddie, apple-brown Betty... nice kid. | Freddie, Freddie, apple-brown Betty... nice kid. |
332 | 00:11:54,317 | 00:11:56,921 | Yeah, well, I should study. | Yeah, well, I should study. |
333 | 00:11:56,951 | 00:11:58,323 | You got it. | You got it. |
334 | 00:12:01,798 | 00:12:05,302 | Mr. and Mrs. Moore, your horses are saddled and ready. | Mr. and Mrs. Moore, your horses are saddled and ready. |
335 | 00:12:05,342 | 00:12:07,616 | Now, cletus is very gentle, but they're both sweethearts. | Now, cletus is very gentle, but they're both sweethearts. |
336 | 00:12:07,646 | 00:12:08,947 | Rob is outside to help you get started. | Rob is outside to help you get started. |
337 | 00:12:08,978 | 00:12:09,989 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
338 | 00:12:10,019 | 00:12:11,291 | Okay, have fun. | Okay, have fun. |
339 | 00:12:11,321 | 00:12:13,223 | Mrs. Kim, hi. | Mrs. Kim, hi. |
340 | 00:12:13,264 | 00:12:15,296 | You let women ride horses? | You let women ride horses? |
341 | 00:12:15,326 | 00:12:17,339 | Yes. [ Sighs ] | Yes. [ Sighs ] |
342 | 00:12:18,441 | 00:12:19,743 | I have a request. | I have a request. |
343 | 00:12:19,773 | 00:12:21,575 | This is a wedding dress. | This is a wedding dress. |
344 | 00:12:21,615 | 00:12:24,319 | It's the dress I wore when I married Mr. Kim 28 years ago. | It's the dress I wore when I married Mr. Kim 28 years ago. |
345 | 00:12:24,349 | 00:12:26,562 | Hmm, khaki with a big zipper down the middle. | Hmm, khaki with a big zipper down the middle. |
346 | 00:12:26,592 | 00:12:27,824 | Fashion is a fluctuating thing, huh? | Fashion is a fluctuating thing, huh? |
347 | 00:12:28,995 | 00:12:30,968 | Oh, oh, the dress is inside. | Oh, oh, the dress is inside. |
348 | 00:12:30,998 | 00:12:33,271 | Right. I would like Lane to wear it at her wedding. | Right. I would like Lane to wear it at her wedding. |
349 | 00:12:33,311 | 00:12:35,915 | But it's a tad big. Lane is smaller than me. | But it's a tad big. Lane is smaller than me. |
350 | 00:12:35,945 | 00:12:37,888 | It might need a hem, and the sleeves should be shortened. | It might need a hem, and the sleeves should be shortened. |
351 | 00:12:37,918 | 00:12:40,291 | Makes sense. I would like you to alter it for Lane. | Makes sense. I would like you to alter it for Lane. |
352 | 00:12:40,321 | 00:12:41,823 | Well, of course. I would love to. | Well, of course. I would love to. |
353 | 00:12:41,863 | 00:12:43,696 | Lane would like that, too. Anything for her. | Lane would like that, too. Anything for her. |
354 | 00:12:43,736 | 00:12:45,669 | Alterations should be minor. | Alterations should be minor. |
355 | 00:12:45,699 | 00:12:47,972 | Take it in a little here and there, and that should do it. | Take it in a little here and there, and that should do it. |
356 | 00:12:48,012 | 00:12:50,085 | Okay, I'll give Lane a call and bring her in for a fitting. | Okay, I'll give Lane a call and bring her in for a fitting. |
357 | 00:12:50,115 | 00:12:53,019 | Here's her height and arm length... that's all you need. | Here's her height and arm length... that's all you need. |
358 | 00:12:53,059 | 00:12:54,491 | I'll get right on it. | I'll get right on it. |
359 | 00:12:54,521 | 00:12:55,763 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
360 | 00:12:55,793 | 00:12:57,966 | Do they at least ride sidesaddle, the women? | Do they at least ride sidesaddle, the women? |
361 | 00:12:57,996 | 00:12:59,868 | Yes, every single one of them. | Yes, every single one of them. |
362 | 00:12:59,908 | 00:13:01,771 | Good. | Good. |
363 | 00:13:06,888 | 00:13:07,859 | [ Gasps ] | [ Gasps ] |
364 | 00:13:10,093 | 00:13:11,865 | Uh, Paris, what's going on here? | Uh, Paris, what's going on here? |
365 | 00:13:11,895 | 00:13:13,067 | I just need 10 more minutes. | I just need 10 more minutes. |
366 | 00:13:13,107 | 00:13:14,739 | I took a delete-boring-answers pass | I took a delete-boring-answers pass |
367 | 00:13:14,769 | 00:13:16,912 | on my interview with professor whittington | on my interview with professor whittington |
368 | 00:13:16,942 | 00:13:18,745 | and ended up with a tidy 16-word piece. | and ended up with a tidy 16-word piece. |
369 | 00:13:18,785 | 00:13:20,958 | His wife must want to suck a tail pipe every night. | His wife must want to suck a tail pipe every night. |
370 | 00:13:20,988 | 00:13:22,760 | I'm putting stuff back in now. | I'm putting stuff back in now. |
371 | 00:13:22,790 | 00:13:24,563 | I meant with the big jar of disgusting insects. | I meant with the big jar of disgusting insects. |
372 | 00:13:24,593 | 00:13:26,095 | Oh. They're fruit flies. | Oh. They're fruit flies. |
373 | 00:13:26,135 | 00:13:28,438 | I'm finishing an important paper on population genetics, | I'm finishing an important paper on population genetics, |
374 | 00:13:28,468 | 00:13:30,681 | and I have to monitor how often drosophila melanogaster | and I have to monitor how often drosophila melanogaster |
375 | 00:13:30,711 | 00:13:31,783 | do the nasty. | do the nasty. |
376 | 00:13:31,813 | 00:13:33,786 | Gross. Complain to god, not me. | Gross. Complain to god, not me. |
377 | 00:13:33,816 | 00:13:35,588 | Did you have to bring them into the newsroom? | Did you have to bring them into the newsroom? |
378 | 00:13:35,618 | 00:13:36,890 | I can't just leave them home. | I can't just leave them home. |
379 | 00:13:36,930 | 00:13:38,592 | They could escape and infest my apartment. | They could escape and infest my apartment. |
380 | 00:13:38,632 | 00:13:40,605 | Meaning they could escape and infest the newsroom. | Meaning they could escape and infest the newsroom. |
381 | 00:13:40,635 | 00:13:42,107 | At least no one sleeps in the newsroom, | At least no one sleeps in the newsroom, |
382 | 00:13:42,137 | 00:13:44,140 | and if they bring food and flies get in the food, | and if they bring food and flies get in the food, |
383 | 00:13:44,180 | 00:13:46,884 | they'll learn to follow the "no food in the newsroom" rule. | they'll learn to follow the "no food in the newsroom" rule. |
384 | 00:13:46,914 | 00:13:48,686 | We don't have that rule. We should. | We don't have that rule. We should. |
385 | 00:13:48,716 | 00:13:50,529 | Get them out of here. I need 9 minutes. | Get them out of here. I need 9 minutes. |
386 | 00:13:50,559 | 00:13:51,961 | Paris. 8 1/2. | Paris. 8 1/2. |
387 | 00:13:51,991 | 00:13:53,503 | You want the interview, I got to keep typing. | You want the interview, I got to keep typing. |
388 | 00:13:53,533 | 00:13:55,065 | Okay, 9 minutes. | Okay, 9 minutes. |
389 | 00:13:55,105 | 00:13:56,477 | Hey, chief, got a minute? | Hey, chief, got a minute? |
390 | 00:13:56,507 | 00:13:57,809 | Um, a minute. | Um, a minute. |
391 | 00:13:57,839 | 00:14:00,483 | I'm a little confused about something. | I'm a little confused about something. |
392 | 00:14:00,513 | 00:14:02,055 | I was working on the piece about textbook prices. | I was working on the piece about textbook prices. |
393 | 00:14:02,085 | 00:14:04,689 | It wasn't gonna earn me my pulitzer, | It wasn't gonna earn me my pulitzer, |
394 | 00:14:04,729 | 00:14:05,830 | but I already put a lot of work into it, | but I already put a lot of work into it, |
395 | 00:14:05,860 | 00:14:07,663 | and I just checked the server | and I just checked the server |
396 | 00:14:07,703 | 00:14:09,165 | and noticed that a piece on the same topic's been written. | and noticed that a piece on the same topic's been written. |
397 | 00:14:09,205 | 00:14:10,276 | Yes, it has been. | Yes, it has been. |
398 | 00:14:10,306 | 00:14:12,039 | Our wires get crossed? Nope. | Our wires get crossed? Nope. |
399 | 00:14:12,079 | 00:14:13,581 | Who wrote it? I did. | Who wrote it? I did. |
400 | 00:14:13,611 | 00:14:14,913 | Why? | Why? |
401 | 00:14:14,953 | 00:14:16,825 | It's topical. It affects every student. | It's topical. It affects every student. |
402 | 00:14:16,855 | 00:14:19,930 | I wanted to be sure that it would get done. | I wanted to be sure that it would get done. |
403 | 00:14:19,960 | 00:14:21,302 | I didn't think you'd meet the deadline. | I didn't think you'd meet the deadline. |
404 | 00:14:21,332 | 00:14:23,605 | Based on what? Based on past performance. | Based on what? Based on past performance. |
405 | 00:14:23,635 | 00:14:25,878 | Past performance is no indication of future performance. | Past performance is no indication of future performance. |
406 | 00:14:25,908 | 00:14:28,852 | Wise men call that a sucker's Maxim. | Wise men call that a sucker's Maxim. |
407 | 00:14:28,882 | 00:14:30,284 | I interviewed textbook publishers, authors. | I interviewed textbook publishers, authors. |
408 | 00:14:30,324 | 00:14:32,187 | I was gonna get more quotes from students. | I was gonna get more quotes from students. |
409 | 00:14:32,227 | 00:14:35,662 | I know. I used your research. A lot of it came in handy. | I know. I used your research. A lot of it came in handy. |
410 | 00:14:35,702 | 00:14:37,935 | The stuff that I could make sense out of. Good. | The stuff that I could make sense out of. Good. |
411 | 00:14:37,975 | 00:14:40,008 | Look, you'll get your by-line, if that's what this is about. | Look, you'll get your by-line, if that's what this is about. |
412 | 00:14:40,048 | 00:14:42,721 | You know that's not what this is about. | You know that's not what this is about. |
413 | 00:14:42,752 | 00:14:44,224 | Everyone knew I was assigned that piece, | Everyone knew I was assigned that piece, |
414 | 00:14:44,254 | 00:14:45,826 | and now they know it's been taken away from me. | and now they know it's been taken away from me. |
415 | 00:14:45,856 | 00:14:47,758 | Logan, I'm sorry. It's as you said. | Logan, I'm sorry. It's as you said. |
416 | 00:14:47,799 | 00:14:50,102 | Our wires got crossed. It happens. Let's move on. | Our wires got crossed. It happens. Let's move on. |
417 | 00:14:50,132 | 00:14:51,774 | Okay, we'll move on. | Okay, we'll move on. |
418 | 00:14:51,804 | 00:14:53,246 | And what's with this? | And what's with this? |
419 | 00:14:53,276 | 00:14:54,708 | Keep walking, whitey. | Keep walking, whitey. |
420 | 00:14:54,748 | 00:14:56,180 | You let fruit flies in the newsroom? | You let fruit flies in the newsroom? |
421 | 00:14:56,210 | 00:14:57,923 | It's not hurting anybody. It's disgusting. | It's not hurting anybody. It's disgusting. |
422 | 00:14:57,953 | 00:14:59,955 | I just need five more minutes. Don't rush, Paris. | I just need five more minutes. Don't rush, Paris. |
423 | 00:14:59,996 | 00:15:01,858 | The fruit flies are not hurting anybody, | The fruit flies are not hurting anybody, |
424 | 00:15:01,898 | 00:15:04,071 | and Paris is working on something that I'm waiting on. | and Paris is working on something that I'm waiting on. |
425 | 00:15:04,101 | 00:15:06,034 | I would prefer it if she weren't interrupted. | I would prefer it if she weren't interrupted. |
426 | 00:15:06,074 | 00:15:07,907 | Sorry, Paris. | Sorry, Paris. |
427 | 00:15:15,798 | 00:15:18,031 | Guys, just remind me... Who's allergic to dairy? | Guys, just remind me... Who's allergic to dairy? |
428 | 00:15:18,071 | 00:15:19,743 | There you go. No Mayo. | There you go. No Mayo. |
429 | 00:15:19,773 | 00:15:21,846 | Who's allergic to wheat? | Who's allergic to wheat? |
430 | 00:15:21,876 | 00:15:23,678 | There you go, Tori, bound for glory. | There you go, Tori, bound for glory. |
431 | 00:15:23,719 | 00:15:25,151 | And who's low sodium? | And who's low sodium? |
432 | 00:15:25,181 | 00:15:29,026 | There you go, apple-brown Betty Freddie, no salt. | There you go, apple-brown Betty Freddie, no salt. |
433 | 00:15:29,056 | 00:15:30,328 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
434 | 00:15:30,368 | 00:15:32,230 | Uh, hey. | Uh, hey. |
435 | 00:15:32,270 | 00:15:35,775 | Hey. You know, I'm still mad about that math competition. | Hey. You know, I'm still mad about that math competition. |
436 | 00:15:35,805 | 00:15:37,818 | Those buzzers in the countdown round were rigged. | Those buzzers in the countdown round were rigged. |
437 | 00:15:37,848 | 00:15:40,051 | I know they were. The judges were on the take. | I know they were. The judges were on the take. |
438 | 00:15:40,091 | 00:15:41,854 | He's called a moderator, actually. | He's called a moderator, actually. |
439 | 00:15:41,894 | 00:15:45,469 | Yeah, well, whatever they are. I'm lodging a protest. | Yeah, well, whatever they are. I'm lodging a protest. |
440 | 00:15:45,499 | 00:15:47,371 | Luke, could we talk for a sec? | Luke, could we talk for a sec? |
441 | 00:15:47,401 | 00:15:49,174 | Sure. | Sure. |
442 | 00:15:51,547 | 00:15:54,451 | What's up? | What's up? |
443 | 00:15:54,491 | 00:15:55,493 | You know Freddie, right? | You know Freddie, right? |
444 | 00:15:55,523 | 00:15:56,995 | Yeah, good kid. | Yeah, good kid. |
445 | 00:15:57,025 | 00:15:58,427 | Well, I-I like him. | Well, I-I like him. |
446 | 00:15:58,467 | 00:16:00,800 | Oh, well, I like him, too. | Oh, well, I like him, too. |
447 | 00:16:00,840 | 00:16:02,442 | He seems less insane than the others. | He seems less insane than the others. |
448 | 00:16:02,472 | 00:16:05,276 | I don't mean like him the way you like him, I hope. | I don't mean like him the way you like him, I hope. |
449 | 00:16:05,316 | 00:16:06,478 | You've known him longer. | You've known him longer. |
450 | 00:16:06,518 | 00:16:07,920 | And I'm a girl. I know that. | And I'm a girl. I know that. |
451 | 00:16:07,950 | 00:16:10,293 | And he's a boy. I know that, too. | And he's a boy. I know that, too. |
452 | 00:16:11,325 | 00:16:13,067 | Oh! You like him. | Oh! You like him. |
453 | 00:16:13,097 | 00:16:15,941 | Shh! I'm not quite ready to proclaim it to the world yet. | Shh! I'm not quite ready to proclaim it to the world yet. |
454 | 00:16:15,971 | 00:16:19,376 | Are you old enough to like a boy? I'm not sure. | Are you old enough to like a boy? I'm not sure. |
455 | 00:16:19,416 | 00:16:22,420 | I'll have to see whether you're supposed to like boys yet. | I'll have to see whether you're supposed to like boys yet. |
456 | 00:16:22,450 | 00:16:23,592 | It's a fact either which way. | It's a fact either which way. |
457 | 00:16:23,622 | 00:16:25,364 | Okay, so what do you want me to do? | Okay, so what do you want me to do? |
458 | 00:16:25,394 | 00:16:28,569 | For starters, it would help if you stopped calling him Betty. | For starters, it would help if you stopped calling him Betty. |
459 | 00:16:28,599 | 00:16:30,311 | And you sitting next to me all the time | And you sitting next to me all the time |
460 | 00:16:30,341 | 00:16:31,513 | is kind of getting in the way. | is kind of getting in the way. |
461 | 00:16:31,543 | 00:16:33,446 | Oh, jeez, I didn't realize. | Oh, jeez, I didn't realize. |
462 | 00:16:33,486 | 00:16:35,248 | You're pretty oblivious. | You're pretty oblivious. |
463 | 00:16:35,288 | 00:16:37,421 | It seems like Freddie is... Don't look at him! | It seems like Freddie is... Don't look at him! |
464 | 00:16:37,461 | 00:16:40,365 | Sorry. You pay less attention to Freddie than the other boys. | Sorry. You pay less attention to Freddie than the other boys. |
465 | 00:16:40,395 | 00:16:41,897 | Because I like him. | Because I like him. |
466 | 00:16:41,937 | 00:16:43,369 | You like him, so you ignore him? | You like him, so you ignore him? |
467 | 00:16:43,409 | 00:16:45,012 | But you're always palling around with Kevin. | But you're always palling around with Kevin. |
468 | 00:16:45,042 | 00:16:47,986 | Kevin makes me sick. You're over thinking this. | Kevin makes me sick. You're over thinking this. |
469 | 00:16:48,016 | 00:16:49,187 | Don't look at him! | Don't look at him! |
470 | 00:16:49,217 | 00:16:51,220 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
471 | 00:16:51,260 | 00:16:53,133 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
472 | 00:16:53,163 | 00:16:55,967 | Well, shouldn't be sitting next to you, then, huh? | Well, shouldn't be sitting next to you, then, huh? |
473 | 00:16:55,997 | 00:16:57,409 | Maybe not. | Maybe not. |
474 | 00:16:57,439 | 00:16:59,672 | Guess I'll go sit with the parents. | Guess I'll go sit with the parents. |
475 | 00:16:59,712 | 00:17:01,244 | I think that's a good idea. | I think that's a good idea. |
476 | 00:17:01,284 | 00:17:04,088 | Okay. Well, you want to go back together, | Okay. Well, you want to go back together, |
477 | 00:17:04,118 | 00:17:06,091 | or should we stagger it a little? | or should we stagger it a little? |
478 | 00:17:06,121 | 00:17:08,064 | Five me a four-second head start. | Five me a four-second head start. |
479 | 00:17:08,094 | 00:17:09,636 | You got it. | You got it. |
480 | 00:17:12,009 | 00:17:13,311 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
481 | 00:17:13,341 | 00:17:16,115 | Colin: You cannot be out of wild Turkey. | Colin: You cannot be out of wild Turkey. |
482 | 00:17:16,145 | 00:17:17,357 | Logan: I've got everything else under the sun. | Logan: I've got everything else under the sun. |
483 | 00:17:17,387 | 00:17:18,588 | Pick one and stop your nagging. | Pick one and stop your nagging. |
484 | 00:17:18,618 | 00:17:20,331 | You cannot be out of wild Turkey. | You cannot be out of wild Turkey. |
485 | 00:17:20,361 | 00:17:22,093 | No matter how many times you tell me I'm not out | No matter how many times you tell me I'm not out |
486 | 00:17:22,133 | 00:17:23,435 | doesn't change the fact that I'm out. | doesn't change the fact that I'm out. |
487 | 00:17:23,465 | 00:17:24,667 | Hands. | Hands. |
488 | 00:17:24,707 | 00:17:25,738 | Jerk. | Jerk. |
489 | 00:17:25,768 | 00:17:27,511 | Hi, everyone. | Hi, everyone. |
490 | 00:17:27,541 | 00:17:30,114 | Hey, Rory. Get yourself a drink. Anything but wild Turkey. | Hey, Rory. Get yourself a drink. Anything but wild Turkey. |
491 | 00:17:30,154 | 00:17:32,057 | Forget it. She doesn't drink on school nights. | Forget it. She doesn't drink on school nights. |
492 | 00:17:32,087 | 00:17:33,759 | I sometimes do. | I sometimes do. |
493 | 00:17:33,790 | 00:17:36,093 | The woman of the house had no idea we were going to be here. | The woman of the house had no idea we were going to be here. |
494 | 00:17:36,133 | 00:17:37,164 | Okay that we're here, love? | Okay that we're here, love? |
495 | 00:17:37,204 | 00:17:39,007 | Of course it's okay. | Of course it's okay. |
496 | 00:17:39,037 | 00:17:41,080 | I haven't called you love since that night in bimini. | I haven't called you love since that night in bimini. |
497 | 00:17:41,110 | 00:17:44,054 | It's fine that you're here. What's with the maps? | It's fine that you're here. What's with the maps? |
498 | 00:17:44,084 | 00:17:45,616 | Graduation is imminent, Rory. | Graduation is imminent, Rory. |
499 | 00:17:45,656 | 00:17:48,660 | So we are planning the ultimate life and death brigade event. | So we are planning the ultimate life and death brigade event. |
500 | 00:17:48,690 | 00:17:51,034 | Not only the ultimate, but the penultimate. | Not only the ultimate, but the penultimate. |
501 | 00:17:51,064 | 00:17:53,106 | Penultimate means next to last, Finn. | Penultimate means next to last, Finn. |
502 | 00:17:53,136 | 00:17:54,408 | This is the last one. | This is the last one. |
503 | 00:17:54,438 | 00:17:56,241 | I thought it meant super-ultimate. | I thought it meant super-ultimate. |
504 | 00:17:56,281 | 00:17:57,713 | How did you get into Yale? Slept with the recruiter. | How did you get into Yale? Slept with the recruiter. |
505 | 00:17:57,753 | 00:17:59,155 | What's the stunt? | What's the stunt? |
506 | 00:17:59,185 | 00:18:00,427 | We're flown on a twin-engine plane | We're flown on a twin-engine plane |
507 | 00:18:00,457 | 00:18:02,289 | to a remote spot in Costa Rica. | to a remote spot in Costa Rica. |
508 | 00:18:02,329 | 00:18:05,504 | We Don parachutes, base-jump off a cliff whose height is... | We Don parachutes, base-jump off a cliff whose height is... |
509 | 00:18:05,534 | 00:18:09,409 | Exactly 3,624 feet, unless that's a 2. | Exactly 3,624 feet, unless that's a 2. |
510 | 00:18:09,439 | 00:18:11,452 | We land on the banks of the San Juan river. | We land on the banks of the San Juan river. |
511 | 00:18:11,482 | 00:18:12,654 | Hopefully not in the river. | Hopefully not in the river. |
512 | 00:18:12,684 | 00:18:14,787 | Or on the Nicaraguan side of the river. | Or on the Nicaraguan side of the river. |
513 | 00:18:14,827 | 00:18:17,130 | We inflate a raft, white-water three miles down | We inflate a raft, white-water three miles down |
514 | 00:18:17,160 | 00:18:19,433 | to a meeting point, where a blowout party will take place. | to a meeting point, where a blowout party will take place. |
515 | 00:18:19,463 | 00:18:22,237 | It's a 2, gents. I'm pretty sure it's a 2... Or an 8. | It's a 2, gents. I'm pretty sure it's a 2... Or an 8. |
516 | 00:18:22,277 | 00:18:23,779 | Where do you get the inflatable raft? | Where do you get the inflatable raft? |
517 | 00:18:23,809 | 00:18:25,582 | One of us will parachute with it in our packs. | One of us will parachute with it in our packs. |
518 | 00:18:25,612 | 00:18:27,284 | I've got the DVD player. | I've got the DVD player. |
519 | 00:18:27,324 | 00:18:28,656 | I've got the champagne and the bong. | I've got the champagne and the bong. |
520 | 00:18:28,686 | 00:18:30,228 | If I take it, it'll crush the cigars. | If I take it, it'll crush the cigars. |
521 | 00:18:30,258 | 00:18:32,401 | Stand down, boys. I'll jump with the raft. | Stand down, boys. I'll jump with the raft. |
522 | 00:18:32,431 | 00:18:34,374 | You're planning this all very carefully, right? | You're planning this all very carefully, right? |
523 | 00:18:34,404 | 00:18:37,308 | We have a topographical-map expert in our midst. | We have a topographical-map expert in our midst. |
524 | 00:18:37,348 | 00:18:39,481 | It's a 3. I'm 90% sure. | It's a 3. I'm 90% sure. |
525 | 00:18:39,511 | 00:18:41,824 | Why don't you make extra sure you have the right number there? | Why don't you make extra sure you have the right number there? |
526 | 00:18:41,854 | 00:18:43,527 | Hey, let the man do his thing. | Hey, let the man do his thing. |
527 | 00:18:43,557 | 00:18:45,760 | Well, I would if the man doing his thing weren't drunk | Well, I would if the man doing his thing weren't drunk |
528 | 00:18:45,800 | 00:18:48,173 | and hadn't forgotten to put on his reading glasses. | and hadn't forgotten to put on his reading glasses. |
529 | 00:18:48,203 | 00:18:49,675 | Oh, my god. I'm not wearing my glasses. | Oh, my god. I'm not wearing my glasses. |
530 | 00:18:49,705 | 00:18:51,277 | They flew off when you did that impression | They flew off when you did that impression |
531 | 00:18:51,307 | 00:18:52,850 | of the old guy getting shot by dick Cheney. | of the old guy getting shot by dick Cheney. |
532 | 00:18:52,880 | 00:18:55,353 | Who's flying this twin-engine airplane, | Who's flying this twin-engine airplane, |
533 | 00:18:55,383 | 00:18:57,396 | and who's supplying the parachutes? | and who's supplying the parachutes? |
534 | 00:18:57,426 | 00:19:00,630 | I mean, there must be a weight limit to make that jump, right? | I mean, there must be a weight limit to make that jump, right? |
535 | 00:19:00,670 | 00:19:01,902 | Do you guys know what the weight limit is? | Do you guys know what the weight limit is? |
536 | 00:19:01,932 | 00:19:03,404 | So you came home just to piss on the fun? | So you came home just to piss on the fun? |
537 | 00:19:03,444 | 00:19:06,248 | No, I came home because I live here. | No, I came home because I live here. |
538 | 00:19:06,278 | 00:19:07,580 | You know, guys, | You know, guys, |
539 | 00:19:07,620 | 00:19:09,883 | maybe we should resume our planning another time. | maybe we should resume our planning another time. |
540 | 00:19:09,923 | 00:19:11,325 | Yeah, I guess maybe we should. | Yeah, I guess maybe we should. |
541 | 00:19:11,355 | 00:19:12,757 | I'll never be able to refold these. | I'll never be able to refold these. |
542 | 00:19:12,797 | 00:19:14,870 | Just grab them and let's go, Robert. | Just grab them and let's go, Robert. |
543 | 00:19:14,900 | 00:19:16,532 | Okay if I return this another time? | Okay if I return this another time? |
544 | 00:19:16,573 | 00:19:18,605 | Sure. | Sure. |
545 | 00:19:18,645 | 00:19:20,378 | Go with them if you want. | Go with them if you want. |
546 | 00:19:20,418 | 00:19:21,720 | Is it your life mission | Is it your life mission |
547 | 00:19:21,750 | 00:19:24,524 | to embarrass me at every opportunity you get? | to embarrass me at every opportunity you get? |
548 | 00:19:24,554 | 00:19:26,496 | It's Robert, Colin, and Finn, Logan. | It's Robert, Colin, and Finn, Logan. |
549 | 00:19:26,526 | 00:19:28,529 | I've seen them all dance naked with underwear on their heads. | I've seen them all dance naked with underwear on their heads. |
550 | 00:19:28,569 | 00:19:30,402 | There's no embarrassing you in front of them. | There's no embarrassing you in front of them. |
551 | 00:19:30,442 | 00:19:31,874 | Well, you embarrassed me tonight. | Well, you embarrassed me tonight. |
552 | 00:19:31,904 | 00:19:33,947 | How, by pointing out that the stunt you're planning | How, by pointing out that the stunt you're planning |
553 | 00:19:33,977 | 00:19:35,619 | doesn't exactly sound safe? | doesn't exactly sound safe? |
554 | 00:19:35,649 | 00:19:37,522 | It's called the life and death brigade, Rory | It's called the life and death brigade, Rory |
555 | 00:19:37,552 | 00:19:39,825 | yeah, and you're supposed to try to avoid the death part. | yeah, and you're supposed to try to avoid the death part. |
556 | 00:19:39,855 | 00:19:42,028 | This is not your business, and why aren't you at the paper? | This is not your business, and why aren't you at the paper? |
557 | 00:19:42,068 | 00:19:43,770 | You're always at the paper at this time of night. | You're always at the paper at this time of night. |
558 | 00:19:43,800 | 00:19:45,343 | Finished early. | Finished early. |
559 | 00:19:45,373 | 00:19:47,676 | How? You let people write their own articles? | How? You let people write their own articles? |
560 | 00:19:47,716 | 00:19:51,892 | That's old news. You knew that would embarrass me, and you didn't care. | That's old news. You knew that would embarrass me, and you didn't care. |
561 | 00:19:51,922 | 00:19:53,594 | Even when we're together, you're some place else. | Even when we're together, you're some place else. |
562 | 00:19:53,624 | 00:19:55,397 | You leave, and you don't kiss me goodbye. | You leave, and you don't kiss me goodbye. |
563 | 00:19:55,427 | 00:19:57,099 | At dinner, you're on your cellphone the whole time. | At dinner, you're on your cellphone the whole time. |
564 | 00:19:57,129 | 00:19:59,973 | You never leave notes anymore about where you're gonna be. | You never leave notes anymore about where you're gonna be. |
565 | 00:20:00,003 | 00:20:02,476 | You haven't forgiven me | You haven't forgiven me |
566 | 00:20:02,516 | 00:20:03,989 | for the girls I was with when we were separated. | for the girls I was with when we were separated. |
567 | 00:20:04,019 | 00:20:05,691 | I said I forgive you. | I said I forgive you. |
568 | 00:20:05,721 | 00:20:06,953 | Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though. | Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though. |
569 | 00:20:06,993 | 00:20:09,396 | You haven't. | You haven't. |
570 | 00:20:09,426 | 00:20:11,038 | I'll be at the pub. | I'll be at the pub. |
571 | 00:20:13,572 | 00:20:15,444 | [ Door opens, closes ] | [ Door opens, closes ] |
572 | 00:20:18,819 | 00:20:19,791 | Lorelai! | Lorelai! |
573 | 00:20:19,821 | 00:20:21,423 | Hi, Lane. | Hi, Lane. |
574 | 00:20:21,463 | 00:20:22,524 | You're in possession. | You're in possession. |
575 | 00:20:22,564 | 00:20:23,896 | Of what? Of the wedding dress. | Of what? Of the wedding dress. |
576 | 00:20:23,936 | 00:20:25,869 | Oh, um, yeah. It's safe and sound. | Oh, um, yeah. It's safe and sound. |
577 | 00:20:25,899 | 00:20:27,541 | I was just starting to dig into it. | I was just starting to dig into it. |
578 | 00:20:27,571 | 00:20:30,415 | Don't dig. Slice, kill, maim, destroy. | Don't dig. Slice, kill, maim, destroy. |
579 | 00:20:30,445 | 00:20:33,149 | Sic a mad pack of wolves on it. Douse it with lighter fluid. | Sic a mad pack of wolves on it. Douse it with lighter fluid. |
580 | 00:20:33,189 | 00:20:34,621 | I cannot wear that dress. | I cannot wear that dress. |
581 | 00:20:34,661 | 00:20:36,193 | Yeah, I know. It's a little old-world. | Yeah, I know. It's a little old-world. |
582 | 00:20:36,223 | 00:20:38,096 | Have you looked at it? Parts of it. | Have you looked at it? Parts of it. |
583 | 00:20:38,136 | 00:20:40,840 | You can't take it in at once. The eyeball is not capable. | You can't take it in at once. The eyeball is not capable. |
584 | 00:20:40,870 | 00:20:42,041 | It's not that bad. | It's not that bad. |
585 | 00:20:42,072 | 00:20:44,014 | It's got pants. No! | It's got pants. No! |
586 | 00:20:44,044 | 00:20:45,787 | You didn't look at it very carefully. | You didn't look at it very carefully. |
587 | 00:20:45,817 | 00:20:47,149 | Well, I will remove the pants. | Well, I will remove the pants. |
588 | 00:20:47,189 | 00:20:48,861 | Oh, it's every girl's dream | Oh, it's every girl's dream |
589 | 00:20:48,891 | 00:20:50,633 | to hear the woman altering her wedding dress say, | to hear the woman altering her wedding dress say, |
590 | 00:20:50,663 | 00:20:51,895 | "I'll remove the pants." | "I'll remove the pants." |
591 | 00:20:51,935 | 00:20:53,467 | I'm sure once I alter it a little... | I'm sure once I alter it a little... |
592 | 00:20:53,507 | 00:20:55,070 | No, don't alter it. Have an accident. | No, don't alter it. Have an accident. |
593 | 00:20:55,110 | 00:20:57,142 | Leave a warm iron on it. Spill a vat of acid on it. | Leave a warm iron on it. Spill a vat of acid on it. |
594 | 00:20:57,173 | 00:20:58,845 | Run your car over it. | Run your car over it. |
595 | 00:20:58,885 | 00:21:00,047 | Lane, Lane, I haven't even put it on the mannequin yet. | Lane, Lane, I haven't even put it on the mannequin yet. |
596 | 00:21:00,087 | 00:21:01,819 | Now, let me start work on it, | Now, let me start work on it, |
597 | 00:21:01,859 | 00:21:04,793 | and I will keep you fully posted every step of the way and... | and I will keep you fully posted every step of the way and... |
598 | 00:21:06,165 | 00:21:07,767 | What? My mom? | What? My mom? |
599 | 00:21:07,807 | 00:21:10,611 | No, my mom and dad. I thought I saw something. | No, my mom and dad. I thought I saw something. |
600 | 00:21:10,641 | 00:21:12,113 | Well, focus, focus. | Well, focus, focus. |
601 | 00:21:12,143 | 00:21:13,886 | Important topic we're discussing here. | Important topic we're discussing here. |
602 | 00:21:13,916 | 00:21:15,258 | All right, I got to run. I'll call you later. | All right, I got to run. I'll call you later. |
603 | 00:21:15,288 | 00:21:17,531 | Lorelai! | Lorelai! |
604 | 00:21:22,007 | 00:21:23,609 | I'm not above bribing. | I'm not above bribing. |
605 | 00:21:23,639 | 00:21:25,041 | Don't sneak up on me like that. | Don't sneak up on me like that. |
606 | 00:21:25,081 | 00:21:26,613 | It's all about the Hamiltons, baby. | It's all about the Hamiltons, baby. |
607 | 00:21:26,644 | 00:21:28,186 | You can't pay me to ruin your dress. | You can't pay me to ruin your dress. |
608 | 00:21:28,216 | 00:21:30,789 | Forget about your parents and concentrate on this. | Forget about your parents and concentrate on this. |
609 | 00:21:30,829 | 00:21:32,792 | Wait, so you saw them, too? I'm not insane? | Wait, so you saw them, too? I'm not insane? |
610 | 00:21:32,832 | 00:21:34,735 | They've been walking around town all morning. | They've been walking around town all morning. |
611 | 00:21:34,765 | 00:21:36,037 | Any guess as to why? | Any guess as to why? |
612 | 00:21:36,067 | 00:21:37,579 | Shred the dress, and I'll tell you. | Shred the dress, and I'll tell you. |
613 | 00:21:37,609 | 00:21:39,111 | Do you really know why? No. | Do you really know why? No. |
614 | 00:21:39,141 | 00:21:40,983 | Well, then I'm not gonna ruin the dress. | Well, then I'm not gonna ruin the dress. |
615 | 00:21:41,014 | 00:21:42,816 | Well, I did see them talking to kirk earlier. | Well, I did see them talking to kirk earlier. |
616 | 00:21:42,856 | 00:21:44,128 | Kirk? | Kirk? |
617 | 00:21:44,158 | 00:21:46,631 | Yeah, and he was wearing his maroon jacket. | Yeah, and he was wearing his maroon jacket. |
618 | 00:21:46,661 | 00:21:48,364 | His real-estate jacket. This is not good! | His real-estate jacket. This is not good! |
619 | 00:21:48,404 | 00:21:50,136 | My life is in your hands. | My life is in your hands. |
620 | 00:21:50,166 | 00:21:52,109 | I don't think you're fully comprehending that fact. | I don't think you're fully comprehending that fact. |
621 | 00:21:59,289 | 00:22:01,162 | I guess I'm going. | I guess I'm going. |
622 | 00:22:01,202 | 00:22:02,934 | Okay. | Okay. |
623 | 00:22:02,964 | 00:22:05,738 | I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. | I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. |
624 | 00:22:05,778 | 00:22:07,180 | I know. | I know. |
625 | 00:22:09,183 | 00:22:11,426 | I'll see you. | I'll see you. |
626 | 00:22:11,456 | 00:22:13,389 | [ Door opens, closes ] | [ Door opens, closes ] |
627 | 00:22:16,403 | 00:22:18,406 | Kirk! | Kirk! |
628 | 00:22:21,480 | 00:22:22,381 | Kirk! | Kirk! |
629 | 00:22:22,411 | 00:22:23,382 | Mask! | Mask! |
630 | 00:22:23,413 | 00:22:25,285 | What? Mask. | What? Mask. |
631 | 00:22:25,325 | 00:22:26,327 | What is this? | What is this? |
632 | 00:22:26,357 | 00:22:27,899 | I've done it, Lorelai. | I've done it, Lorelai. |
633 | 00:22:27,929 | 00:22:30,102 | I finally landed my first listing. | I finally landed my first listing. |
634 | 00:22:30,132 | 00:22:31,474 | Where are my parents? | Where are my parents? |
635 | 00:22:31,504 | 00:22:33,036 | This is the beginning of my rise | This is the beginning of my rise |
636 | 00:22:33,076 | 00:22:36,110 | to the top of the real-estate industry. | to the top of the real-estate industry. |
637 | 00:22:36,150 | 00:22:37,452 | Do you happen to be in the market for a house? | Do you happen to be in the market for a house? |
638 | 00:22:37,482 | 00:22:39,184 | 'Cause this baby's a honey. | 'Cause this baby's a honey. |
639 | 00:22:39,225 | 00:22:41,027 | Something in the corner just moved. Just a rat. | Something in the corner just moved. Just a rat. |
640 | 00:22:41,057 | 00:22:43,060 | I'd have told you about them before you bought the place. | I'd have told you about them before you bought the place. |
641 | 00:22:43,100 | 00:22:45,133 | The law also requires me to inform you | The law also requires me to inform you |
642 | 00:22:45,173 | 00:22:49,449 | that the house has toxic mold, asbestos, methane gas, | that the house has toxic mold, asbestos, methane gas, |
643 | 00:22:49,479 | 00:22:53,424 | buckling floors, a crumbling foundation, visible fungus, | buckling floors, a crumbling foundation, visible fungus, |
644 | 00:22:53,454 | 00:22:56,959 | a collapsed fireplace, ceiling damage, water damage, | a collapsed fireplace, ceiling damage, water damage, |
645 | 00:22:56,999 | 00:22:59,903 | and it was the recent site of a wicca convention | and it was the recent site of a wicca convention |
646 | 00:22:59,933 | 00:23:02,307 | and a particularly grisly murder/suicide... | and a particularly grisly murder/suicide... |
647 | 00:23:02,347 | 00:23:03,408 | Nothing we can't work with. | Nothing we can't work with. |
648 | 00:23:03,448 | 00:23:05,221 | I'm not in the market. | I'm not in the market. |
649 | 00:23:05,251 | 00:23:07,995 | Now, listen, I know my parents are shopping for houses. | Now, listen, I know my parents are shopping for houses. |
650 | 00:23:08,025 | 00:23:09,527 | And I need to know where they are right now. | And I need to know where they are right now. |
651 | 00:23:09,557 | 00:23:11,570 | I'm sorry. That's confidential information. | I'm sorry. That's confidential information. |
652 | 00:23:11,600 | 00:23:13,402 | In fact, the fact that I was with them was confidential. | In fact, the fact that I was with them was confidential. |
653 | 00:23:13,432 | 00:23:15,245 | So I'm gonna have to ask you to pretend | So I'm gonna have to ask you to pretend |
654 | 00:23:15,275 | 00:23:16,947 | that I haven't already confirmed that I was with them, | that I haven't already confirmed that I was with them, |
655 | 00:23:16,977 | 00:23:18,279 | which I wasn't. | which I wasn't. |
656 | 00:23:18,319 | 00:23:19,951 | [ Fluttering ] Oh, god, what was that? | [ Fluttering ] Oh, god, what was that? |
657 | 00:23:19,981 | 00:23:21,493 | Bat. Don't worry. | Bat. Don't worry. |
658 | 00:23:21,523 | 00:23:24,467 | When you spray for cockroaches, the bats die, too, usually. | When you spray for cockroaches, the bats die, too, usually. |
659 | 00:23:24,498 | 00:23:26,430 | At the very least, it knocks the wind out of them | At the very least, it knocks the wind out of them |
660 | 00:23:26,470 | 00:23:27,942 | so they wind up wobbling on the floor, | so they wind up wobbling on the floor, |
661 | 00:23:27,972 | 00:23:29,274 | so you can just whack them with a hammer... | so you can just whack them with a hammer... |
662 | 00:23:29,304 | 00:23:30,846 | Nothing we can't work with. | Nothing we can't work with. |
663 | 00:23:30,876 | 00:23:32,479 | Kirk, I am your friend, but they are my parents, | Kirk, I am your friend, but they are my parents, |
664 | 00:23:32,519 | 00:23:34,151 | and I need to find them right now. | and I need to find them right now. |
665 | 00:23:34,191 | 00:23:35,353 | It's important. | It's important. |
666 | 00:23:35,393 | 00:23:37,155 | Well, I shouldn't tell you this, | Well, I shouldn't tell you this, |
667 | 00:23:37,195 | 00:23:40,169 | but I know they were looking at two properties on maple drive. | but I know they were looking at two properties on maple drive. |
668 | 00:23:40,199 | 00:23:41,902 | They're probably around there right now. | They're probably around there right now. |
669 | 00:23:41,942 | 00:23:44,145 | Too bad I couldn't get them interested in this property. | Too bad I couldn't get them interested in this property. |
670 | 00:23:44,175 | 00:23:45,917 | It has great bones. | It has great bones. |
671 | 00:23:45,947 | 00:23:48,451 | Literally. There's an Indian burial ground underneath it. | Literally. There's an Indian burial ground underneath it. |
672 | 00:23:48,491 | 00:23:50,253 | Thanks. See ya. | Thanks. See ya. |
673 | 00:23:51,525 | 00:23:53,868 | Don't run. It scares the bat. | Don't run. It scares the bat. |
674 | 00:24:26,013 | 00:24:27,445 | [ Gasps ] Mom, dad! | [ Gasps ] Mom, dad! |
675 | 00:24:27,475 | 00:24:29,648 | Wow, what are you doing here? | Wow, what are you doing here? |
676 | 00:24:29,688 | 00:24:31,591 | Hey, did we have something set up? | Hey, did we have something set up? |
677 | 00:24:31,621 | 00:24:33,193 | Uh, no. No. | Uh, no. No. |
678 | 00:24:33,223 | 00:24:34,565 | No? Then what's up? | No? Then what's up? |
679 | 00:24:34,595 | 00:24:36,638 | Well, we're here to, um... | Well, we're here to, um... |
680 | 00:24:36,668 | 00:24:38,070 | Do a little antiquing. | Do a little antiquing. |
681 | 00:24:38,110 | 00:24:39,742 | Right, antiquing. | Right, antiquing. |
682 | 00:24:39,772 | 00:24:41,745 | We're hitting litchfield, woodbridge, Washington depot. | We're hitting litchfield, woodbridge, Washington depot. |
683 | 00:24:41,785 | 00:24:43,718 | Well, we have some great antique stores | Well, we have some great antique stores |
684 | 00:24:43,748 | 00:24:45,060 | right here in little old stars hollow. | right here in little old stars hollow. |
685 | 00:24:45,090 | 00:24:46,462 | That's what brings us. | That's what brings us. |
686 | 00:24:46,492 | 00:24:49,065 | So you've been to Madison house? Where? | So you've been to Madison house? Where? |
687 | 00:24:49,095 | 00:24:50,798 | Oh, amazing stuff, lots of colonial. | Oh, amazing stuff, lots of colonial. |
688 | 00:24:50,838 | 00:24:53,642 | It's not in my price range, but I love to browse around. | It's not in my price range, but I love to browse around. |
689 | 00:24:53,672 | 00:24:55,314 | I'll take you there right now. | I'll take you there right now. |
690 | 00:24:55,344 | 00:24:58,058 | Oh, uh, I don't know if now is a good time. | Oh, uh, I don't know if now is a good time. |
691 | 00:24:58,088 | 00:25:00,091 | We have an appointment to keep. | We have an appointment to keep. |
692 | 00:25:00,121 | 00:25:01,833 | Huh, I thought you were just walking around shopping. | Huh, I thought you were just walking around shopping. |
693 | 00:25:01,863 | 00:25:03,666 | We are. | We are. |
694 | 00:25:03,696 | 00:25:06,509 | We made an appointment at an appointments-only antique shop. | We made an appointment at an appointments-only antique shop. |
695 | 00:25:06,540 | 00:25:10,114 | We have those here? We have an appointment at 1:00. | We have those here? We have an appointment at 1:00. |
696 | 00:25:10,145 | 00:25:12,718 | Well, I'll go with you. They're only expecting two of us. | Well, I'll go with you. They're only expecting two of us. |
697 | 00:25:12,758 | 00:25:15,632 | They can squeeze in one more. Promise I won't break anything. | They can squeeze in one more. Promise I won't break anything. |
698 | 00:25:15,662 | 00:25:17,695 | Come on, take me there. | Come on, take me there. |
699 | 00:25:17,735 | 00:25:19,768 | It's actually not for a while, so we can't take you there now. | It's actually not for a while, so we can't take you there now. |
700 | 00:25:19,808 | 00:25:21,510 | Perfect. Then we'll hit Madison house first. | Perfect. Then we'll hit Madison house first. |
701 | 00:25:21,540 | 00:25:23,183 | It's just a 10-minute walk. Come on. | It's just a 10-minute walk. Come on. |
702 | 00:25:23,213 | 00:25:25,516 | All right. Lead the way. | All right. Lead the way. |
703 | 00:25:25,556 | 00:25:28,790 | I'd say let's drive, but our streets... forget about it. | I'd say let's drive, but our streets... forget about it. |
704 | 00:25:28,831 | 00:25:30,232 | What about the streets? | What about the streets? |
705 | 00:25:30,263 | 00:25:31,434 | Oh, they're clogged night and day. | Oh, they're clogged night and day. |
706 | 00:25:31,464 | 00:25:33,237 | Yep, total gridlock. | Yep, total gridlock. |
707 | 00:25:33,267 | 00:25:35,510 | It's not gonna help when they build that big box store. | It's not gonna help when they build that big box store. |
708 | 00:25:35,540 | 00:25:36,742 | They're building a box store? | They're building a box store? |
709 | 00:25:36,782 | 00:25:38,214 | Oh, yeah, right in the center of town. | Oh, yeah, right in the center of town. |
710 | 00:25:38,254 | 00:25:39,716 | Those things are hideous. | Those things are hideous. |
711 | 00:25:39,756 | 00:25:41,759 | Yeah, it's gonna wipe out all our local businesses. | Yeah, it's gonna wipe out all our local businesses. |
712 | 00:25:41,789 | 00:25:45,504 | This place will be a ghost town. Ooh, hold your breath. | This place will be a ghost town. Ooh, hold your breath. |
713 | 00:25:45,534 | 00:25:47,266 | Oh, god, sorry. Sewer problems. | Oh, god, sorry. Sewer problems. |
714 | 00:25:47,306 | 00:25:49,379 | Your public-works department needs to be notified. | Your public-works department needs to be notified. |
715 | 00:25:49,409 | 00:25:51,452 | No, they're on strike. Well, they're always on strike. | No, they're on strike. Well, they're always on strike. |
716 | 00:25:51,482 | 00:25:52,914 | [ Coughs ] Excuse me. | [ Coughs ] Excuse me. |
717 | 00:25:52,954 | 00:25:53,955 | Allergies? | Allergies? |
718 | 00:25:53,986 | 00:25:55,688 | Meth lab. | Meth lab. |
719 | 00:26:12,862 | 00:26:14,704 | We need our own bar. | We need our own bar. |
720 | 00:26:14,734 | 00:26:16,737 | You say it like I'm fighting. I'm not fighting you. | You say it like I'm fighting. I'm not fighting you. |
721 | 00:26:16,777 | 00:26:18,510 | We need a public place | We need a public place |
722 | 00:26:18,550 | 00:26:20,983 | where the next de kooning can run into the next Franz kline | where the next de kooning can run into the next Franz kline |
723 | 00:26:21,013 | 00:26:22,756 | and dis the next Jackson pollock | and dis the next Jackson pollock |
724 | 00:26:22,786 | 00:26:25,029 | while the next Charlie Parker shoots up in the corner. | while the next Charlie Parker shoots up in the corner. |
725 | 00:26:25,059 | 00:26:26,801 | So a nice family place. | So a nice family place. |
726 | 00:26:26,831 | 00:26:29,775 | I'm not kidding. We'll call it "cedar bar redux." | I'm not kidding. We'll call it "cedar bar redux." |
727 | 00:26:29,805 | 00:26:31,908 | I would kick my own ass if we called it that. | I would kick my own ass if we called it that. |
728 | 00:26:31,948 | 00:26:35,023 | Why don't we call it "devoid of original ideas poseur bar"? | Why don't we call it "devoid of original ideas poseur bar"? |
729 | 00:26:35,053 | 00:26:37,286 | Go to hell, both of you. | Go to hell, both of you. |
730 | 00:26:37,326 | 00:26:39,459 | Hey, come back for a hug, man. | Hey, come back for a hug, man. |
731 | 00:26:39,499 | 00:26:41,732 | Hey, there's Alicia Matheson from the weekly. | Hey, there's Alicia Matheson from the weekly. |
732 | 00:26:41,772 | 00:26:44,476 | Whoa. Grab Matthew. Get him off the bar thing. | Whoa. Grab Matthew. Get him off the bar thing. |
733 | 00:26:44,506 | 00:26:45,978 | Have him show her around. That's what he does best. | Have him show her around. That's what he does best. |
734 | 00:26:46,008 | 00:26:47,580 | Cedar bar redux. | Cedar bar redux. |
735 | 00:26:52,998 | 00:26:54,570 | So my eyes don't deceive me. | So my eyes don't deceive me. |
736 | 00:26:54,600 | 00:26:56,673 | First thing's first. What the hell is that? | First thing's first. What the hell is that? |
737 | 00:26:56,703 | 00:26:57,774 | It's an abstract painting. | It's an abstract painting. |
738 | 00:26:57,804 | 00:26:59,547 | But what is it supposed to be? | But what is it supposed to be? |
739 | 00:26:59,577 | 00:27:01,580 | Check the title. I did. It's called "untitled." | Check the title. I did. It's called "untitled." |
740 | 00:27:01,620 | 00:27:03,022 | There you go. I give up. | There you go. I give up. |
741 | 00:27:03,052 | 00:27:05,525 | So you got the invite. I got the invite. | So you got the invite. I got the invite. |
742 | 00:27:05,555 | 00:27:06,757 | I guess I didn't think you'd come. | I guess I didn't think you'd come. |
743 | 00:27:06,797 | 00:27:07,828 | You guessed wrong, nephew. | You guessed wrong, nephew. |
744 | 00:27:07,858 | 00:27:09,370 | Cool. So you want the tour? | Cool. So you want the tour? |
745 | 00:27:09,400 | 00:27:10,903 | Give me a tour. | Give me a tour. |
746 | 00:27:10,933 | 00:27:12,805 | All right, well, this is where we work, truncheon books. | All right, well, this is where we work, truncheon books. |
747 | 00:27:12,845 | 00:27:15,118 | There's usually desks and crap piled up everywhere, | There's usually desks and crap piled up everywhere, |
748 | 00:27:15,148 | 00:27:16,721 | but we cleaned up for today. | but we cleaned up for today. |
749 | 00:27:16,751 | 00:27:18,824 | Those are the books that we put out. | Those are the books that we put out. |
750 | 00:27:18,854 | 00:27:21,968 | We publish our zine once a month, except last August, | We publish our zine once a month, except last August, |
751 | 00:27:21,998 | 00:27:23,931 | when my partner forgot to pay the printer. | when my partner forgot to pay the printer. |
752 | 00:27:23,971 | 00:27:26,174 | We let local artists hang their stuff up | We let local artists hang their stuff up |
753 | 00:27:26,204 | 00:27:28,817 | without ripping them off on commissions. | without ripping them off on commissions. |
754 | 00:27:28,848 | 00:27:32,593 | We do performances over there, and a few of us live upstairs. | We do performances over there, and a few of us live upstairs. |
755 | 00:27:32,623 | 00:27:34,565 | That you don't want to see. It's a disaster zone. | That you don't want to see. It's a disaster zone. |
756 | 00:27:34,596 | 00:27:36,428 | This is yours, right? | This is yours, right? |
757 | 00:27:36,468 | 00:27:37,900 | I wanted to get it, but I couldn't find it. | I wanted to get it, but I couldn't find it. |
758 | 00:27:37,930 | 00:27:39,502 | Yeah, it's not exactly "the Da Vinci code." | Yeah, it's not exactly "the Da Vinci code." |
759 | 00:27:39,542 | 00:27:42,577 | Well, I will definitely get it today. | Well, I will definitely get it today. |
760 | 00:27:42,617 | 00:27:45,050 | By the way, that is your cousin. | By the way, that is your cousin. |
761 | 00:27:45,090 | 00:27:47,894 | Right, Liz filled me in on all that, daddy. | Right, Liz filled me in on all that, daddy. |
762 | 00:27:47,924 | 00:27:50,628 | She just calls me Luke. Total brain. | She just calls me Luke. Total brain. |
763 | 00:27:50,668 | 00:27:52,140 | You confirm paternity? | You confirm paternity? |
764 | 00:27:52,170 | 00:27:53,872 | Don't be a wiseass. | Don't be a wiseass. |
765 | 00:27:53,902 | 00:27:56,576 | Luke: Hey, April. I want you to meet somebody. | Luke: Hey, April. I want you to meet somebody. |
766 | 00:27:56,616 | 00:27:59,821 | Meet your cousin Jess. He's my sister's kid. | Meet your cousin Jess. He's my sister's kid. |
767 | 00:27:59,851 | 00:28:01,593 | Hi. Hey. | Hi. Hey. |
768 | 00:28:01,623 | 00:28:03,225 | Men in this family aren't chatty. | Men in this family aren't chatty. |
769 | 00:28:03,265 | 00:28:04,798 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
770 | 00:28:04,838 | 00:28:06,139 | I'm gonna go explore a little more. | I'm gonna go explore a little more. |
771 | 00:28:06,169 | 00:28:08,042 | Cool. | Cool. |
772 | 00:28:08,072 | 00:28:10,075 | How are you adjusting to all that? | How are you adjusting to all that? |
773 | 00:28:10,115 | 00:28:13,049 | Okay, I guess. I like her, and she just sort of tolerates me. | Okay, I guess. I like her, and she just sort of tolerates me. |
774 | 00:28:13,089 | 00:28:15,192 | Seems like it. Thanks for the perspective. | Seems like it. Thanks for the perspective. |
775 | 00:28:15,222 | 00:28:16,924 | That's why I'm here. Hey, come on. | That's why I'm here. Hey, come on. |
776 | 00:28:16,964 | 00:28:18,937 | I got some sculpture over here you're really gonna hate. | I got some sculpture over here you're really gonna hate. |
777 | 00:28:19,999 | 00:28:22,172 | Ooh, that garbage smell. | Ooh, that garbage smell. |
778 | 00:28:22,212 | 00:28:24,545 | What garbage smell? I don't smell garbage. | What garbage smell? I don't smell garbage. |
779 | 00:28:24,585 | 00:28:26,688 | Yeah, the wind shifted right after I said it. | Yeah, the wind shifted right after I said it. |
780 | 00:28:26,718 | 00:28:28,991 | Allowing a landfill within a mile of city limits... crazy. | Allowing a landfill within a mile of city limits... crazy. |
781 | 00:28:29,021 | 00:28:30,623 | It's within a mile? | It's within a mile? |
782 | 00:28:30,664 | 00:28:32,266 | Yeah, destroying everyone's land values. | Yeah, destroying everyone's land values. |
783 | 00:28:32,296 | 00:28:33,668 | Oh, well. Where did you park? | Oh, well. Where did you park? |
784 | 00:28:33,698 | 00:28:34,769 | Over on peach street. | Over on peach street. |
785 | 00:28:34,809 | 00:28:36,742 | Oh, you mean carjack Lane? | Oh, you mean carjack Lane? |
786 | 00:28:36,772 | 00:28:39,145 | Better than chop shop alley. Here, follow me. | Better than chop shop alley. Here, follow me. |
787 | 00:28:39,185 | 00:28:41,048 | Oh, god, watch out for the pothole. | Oh, god, watch out for the pothole. |
788 | 00:28:41,088 | 00:28:42,790 | Ooh, I tell you. | Ooh, I tell you. |
789 | 00:28:42,820 | 00:28:45,594 | The roads are just the things in between potholes, huh? | The roads are just the things in between potholes, huh? |
790 | 00:28:45,634 | 00:28:47,237 | Oh, dear. | Oh, dear. |
791 | 00:28:47,267 | 00:28:49,209 | You should talk to your mayor about all these issues, Lorelai. | You should talk to your mayor about all these issues, Lorelai. |
792 | 00:28:49,239 | 00:28:50,912 | You mean gropey McGee? | You mean gropey McGee? |
793 | 00:28:50,942 | 00:28:53,145 | I cannot, will not ever put myself in that position again. | I cannot, will not ever put myself in that position again. |
794 | 00:28:53,185 | 00:28:56,690 | Mind if we stop by the store? | Mind if we stop by the store? |
795 | 00:28:56,720 | 00:28:58,162 | Well, I'm running low on a lot of basics, | Well, I'm running low on a lot of basics, |
796 | 00:28:58,192 | 00:28:59,664 | and I just want to see if they got them in. | and I just want to see if they got them in. |
797 | 00:28:59,694 | 00:29:01,166 | This is a cute little store. | This is a cute little store. |
798 | 00:29:01,196 | 00:29:04,070 | Well, if you can be cute and unclean at the same time. | Well, if you can be cute and unclean at the same time. |
799 | 00:29:04,110 | 00:29:06,083 | All right, let's see. No. | All right, let's see. No. |
800 | 00:29:06,113 | 00:29:07,144 | No. | No. |
801 | 00:29:07,184 | 00:29:08,416 | No. | No. |
802 | 00:29:08,446 | 00:29:10,018 | Nope, and this is the only store in town. | Nope, and this is the only store in town. |
803 | 00:29:10,058 | 00:29:11,791 | What are you looking for? | What are you looking for? |
804 | 00:29:11,831 | 00:29:13,263 | What am I looking for? Everything. They have nothing. | What am I looking for? Everything. They have nothing. |
805 | 00:29:13,293 | 00:29:14,765 | The little they have is off-brands, | The little they have is off-brands, |
806 | 00:29:14,805 | 00:29:16,307 | which wouldn't be so galling, | which wouldn't be so galling, |
807 | 00:29:16,337 | 00:29:19,081 | except everything's so far past its expiration date. | except everything's so far past its expiration date. |
808 | 00:29:19,111 | 00:29:21,284 | Hey, help yourself to some little George's chips. | Hey, help yourself to some little George's chips. |
809 | 00:29:21,314 | 00:29:23,257 | Yum, yum. Little George... pass. | Yum, yum. Little George... pass. |
810 | 00:29:23,287 | 00:29:26,692 | Oh, and look. Here we have some aunt Molly's ice cream. | Oh, and look. Here we have some aunt Molly's ice cream. |
811 | 00:29:26,732 | 00:29:29,205 | You'll notice there's no picture of aunt Molly on the carton. | You'll notice there's no picture of aunt Molly on the carton. |
812 | 00:29:29,235 | 00:29:31,809 | I googled her and got a mug shot, and all I could think was, | I googled her and got a mug shot, and all I could think was, |
813 | 00:29:31,839 | 00:29:33,411 | "I hope she hasn't been selling that stuff to kids." | "I hope she hasn't been selling that stuff to kids." |
814 | 00:29:33,441 | 00:29:35,083 | Excuse me. Lorelai, what are you doing? | Excuse me. Lorelai, what are you doing? |
815 | 00:29:35,113 | 00:29:36,756 | Shopping, Taylor. Why? | Shopping, Taylor. Why? |
816 | 00:29:36,786 | 00:29:38,788 | You're walking around disparaging my store, | You're walking around disparaging my store, |
817 | 00:29:38,828 | 00:29:41,262 | and not only is that insulting, it's against the law. | and not only is that insulting, it's against the law. |
818 | 00:29:41,292 | 00:29:43,104 | Against the law? | Against the law? |
819 | 00:29:43,134 | 00:29:47,110 | Code 14/b/14 triple backslash x-8 | Code 14/b/14 triple backslash x-8 |
820 | 00:29:47,140 | 00:29:49,353 | state that a citizen of stars hollow | state that a citizen of stars hollow |
821 | 00:29:49,383 | 00:29:51,156 | cannot denigrate stars hollow | cannot denigrate stars hollow |
822 | 00:29:51,186 | 00:29:54,090 | while standing on stars hollow soil. | while standing on stars hollow soil. |
823 | 00:29:54,130 | 00:29:56,333 | It was established in 1792. | It was established in 1792. |
824 | 00:29:56,363 | 00:29:59,037 | The original penalty was death by 40 muskets. | The original penalty was death by 40 muskets. |
825 | 00:29:59,077 | 00:30:00,479 | Really, Taylor, you misheard me. | Really, Taylor, you misheard me. |
826 | 00:30:00,509 | 00:30:02,912 | You made a crude joke about aunt Molly. | You made a crude joke about aunt Molly. |
827 | 00:30:02,952 | 00:30:04,855 | Well, you got to admit, aunt Molly had it coming. | Well, you got to admit, aunt Molly had it coming. |
828 | 00:30:04,885 | 00:30:06,427 | I don't joke about aunt Molly. | I don't joke about aunt Molly. |
829 | 00:30:06,457 | 00:30:08,089 | Can you say btk? | Can you say btk? |
830 | 00:30:08,129 | 00:30:10,232 | As town mayor, I could cite you on the spot. | As town mayor, I could cite you on the spot. |
831 | 00:30:10,262 | 00:30:11,874 | This is gropey McGee? | This is gropey McGee? |
832 | 00:30:11,904 | 00:30:13,507 | I beg your pardon. | I beg your pardon. |
833 | 00:30:13,537 | 00:30:15,409 | Oh, look at the time. Excuse me all, will you? | Oh, look at the time. Excuse me all, will you? |
834 | 00:30:15,449 | 00:30:17,082 | Mom, where you going? | Mom, where you going? |
835 | 00:30:17,112 | 00:30:18,554 | I'm just going to get something out of the car. | I'm just going to get something out of the car. |
836 | 00:30:18,584 | 00:30:20,156 | No, mom. Mom, you don't know the safe streets. | No, mom. Mom, you don't know the safe streets. |
837 | 00:30:20,186 | 00:30:22,499 | You walk down the wrong one, you die. | You walk down the wrong one, you die. |
838 | 00:30:22,529 | 00:30:25,373 | Commence writing me up, Taylor. | Commence writing me up, Taylor. |
839 | 00:30:25,403 | 00:30:28,307 | Benzedrine and a muscled fist, | Benzedrine and a muscled fist, |
840 | 00:30:28,337 | 00:30:30,250 | turn to hand, turn to handout, | turn to hand, turn to handout, |
841 | 00:30:30,280 | 00:30:33,154 | turned fish and loaves and a lazy day in galilee. | turned fish and loaves and a lazy day in galilee. |
842 | 00:30:33,184 | 00:30:37,901 | Herman melville, poet, customs officer, rubber stamps, | Herman melville, poet, customs officer, rubber stamps, |
843 | 00:30:37,931 | 00:30:42,307 | and hawthorne daydreams craving Tahiti and simple sun | and hawthorne daydreams craving Tahiti and simple sun |
844 | 00:30:42,347 | 00:30:43,979 | and the light of the berkshires. | and the light of the berkshires. |
845 | 00:30:44,009 | 00:30:45,451 | Is this any good? Mmm. | Is this any good? Mmm. |
846 | 00:30:45,481 | 00:30:47,254 | Man: I don't know what she's gonna write. | Man: I don't know what she's gonna write. |
847 | 00:30:47,284 | 00:30:49,256 | We're not supposed to know what she's gonna write. | We're not supposed to know what she's gonna write. |
848 | 00:30:49,296 | 00:30:50,628 | She's a member of the independent press. | She's a member of the independent press. |
849 | 00:30:50,658 | 00:30:53,532 | She played it close to the vest. I hate that. | She played it close to the vest. I hate that. |
850 | 00:30:53,572 | 00:30:55,575 | Go get a beer. Stop obsessing. | Go get a beer. Stop obsessing. |
851 | 00:31:01,483 | 00:31:03,897 | Well, isn't this a day of surprises? | Well, isn't this a day of surprises? |
852 | 00:31:08,533 | 00:31:10,176 | I didn't rsvp. Sorry. | I didn't rsvp. Sorry. |
853 | 00:31:10,206 | 00:31:12,218 | Ah, this isn't an rsvp type thing. | Ah, this isn't an rsvp type thing. |
854 | 00:31:12,248 | 00:31:13,650 | Showing up's cool. | Showing up's cool. |
855 | 00:31:13,680 | 00:31:16,094 | Good thing. So this is truncheon books? | Good thing. So this is truncheon books? |
856 | 00:31:16,124 | 00:31:18,127 | Yeah. This is truncheon. | Yeah. This is truncheon. |
857 | 00:31:18,157 | 00:31:19,569 | I like it. | I like it. |
858 | 00:31:19,599 | 00:31:22,142 | It makes me feel like I want to create something. | It makes me feel like I want to create something. |
859 | 00:31:22,172 | 00:31:23,704 | Give me a pen. Give me a brush. | Give me a pen. Give me a brush. |
860 | 00:31:23,744 | 00:31:25,016 | That's Luke. | That's Luke. |
861 | 00:31:25,046 | 00:31:26,418 | Yeah, there's a definite | Yeah, there's a definite |
862 | 00:31:26,448 | 00:31:29,352 | "Jess Mariano, this is your life" vibe here today. | "Jess Mariano, this is your life" vibe here today. |
863 | 00:31:29,392 | 00:31:30,654 | Hey, Luke. | Hey, Luke. |
864 | 00:31:30,694 | 00:31:32,467 | Bicycle? No. | Bicycle? No. |
865 | 00:31:32,497 | 00:31:34,569 | Rory, hi. What are you doing here? | Rory, hi. What are you doing here? |
866 | 00:31:34,600 | 00:31:36,502 | Your books are really easy to skim. | Your books are really easy to skim. |
867 | 00:31:36,542 | 00:31:38,144 | That'll make a nice blurb. | That'll make a nice blurb. |
868 | 00:31:38,174 | 00:31:40,047 | I was gonna take off, actually. | I was gonna take off, actually. |
869 | 00:31:40,077 | 00:31:43,051 | Uh, I got to get something. Don't leave till I get back. | Uh, I got to get something. Don't leave till I get back. |
870 | 00:31:43,091 | 00:31:44,353 | Okay. | Okay. |
871 | 00:31:44,393 | 00:31:46,095 | You have a great face. | You have a great face. |
872 | 00:31:46,126 | 00:31:47,527 | Thanks. So do you. | Thanks. So do you. |
873 | 00:31:47,568 | 00:31:49,801 | Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April. | Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April. |
874 | 00:31:49,841 | 00:31:52,745 | Oh, April. Hello there, April. | Oh, April. Hello there, April. |
875 | 00:31:52,775 | 00:31:53,746 | Hi. | Hi. |
876 | 00:31:53,776 | 00:31:55,248 | The famous April. | The famous April. |
877 | 00:31:55,288 | 00:31:57,091 | I'm famous? Kind of. | I'm famous? Kind of. |
878 | 00:31:57,121 | 00:31:59,164 | Uh, April, Rory's an old friend. | Uh, April, Rory's an old friend. |
879 | 00:31:59,194 | 00:32:00,766 | She doesn't look old. | She doesn't look old. |
880 | 00:32:00,796 | 00:32:03,339 | I mean, I've known her well since she was your age. | I mean, I've known her well since she was your age. |
881 | 00:32:03,370 | 00:32:05,242 | She's from stars hollow. | She's from stars hollow. |
882 | 00:32:05,272 | 00:32:07,375 | She's actually the daughter of the woman I'm with, | She's actually the daughter of the woman I'm with, |
883 | 00:32:07,415 | 00:32:09,188 | my fiancée, Lorelai. | my fiancée, Lorelai. |
884 | 00:32:09,218 | 00:32:13,123 | You met her that one time. It's kind of complicated. | You met her that one time. It's kind of complicated. |
885 | 00:32:13,163 | 00:32:15,767 | You probably want to get back to that boyfriend of yours. | You probably want to get back to that boyfriend of yours. |
886 | 00:32:15,797 | 00:32:17,770 | He's not my boyfriend. Jeez. | He's not my boyfriend. Jeez. |
887 | 00:32:20,914 | 00:32:22,186 | Here. | Here. |
888 | 00:32:22,216 | 00:32:23,648 | Oh, let me... let me buy this. | Oh, let me... let me buy this. |
889 | 00:32:23,688 | 00:32:25,520 | That way, you would get the money. | That way, you would get the money. |
890 | 00:32:25,560 | 00:32:26,692 | Ah, it's okay. | Ah, it's okay. |
891 | 00:32:26,722 | 00:32:27,663 | What's this? | What's this? |
892 | 00:32:27,693 | 00:32:29,296 | It's what's owed. | It's what's owed. |
893 | 00:32:29,336 | 00:32:30,567 | You owe me nothing. | You owe me nothing. |
894 | 00:32:30,597 | 00:32:32,270 | I owe you. Take it. | I owe you. Take it. |
895 | 00:32:32,310 | 00:32:34,142 | If you rip it up, I'm just gonna send another. | If you rip it up, I'm just gonna send another. |
896 | 00:32:34,172 | 00:32:36,215 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
897 | 00:32:36,245 | 00:32:39,790 | I'm very proud of you, of this, of what you're going for here. | I'm very proud of you, of this, of what you're going for here. |
898 | 00:32:39,820 | 00:32:42,294 | I don't get all of it, but I'm me. | I don't get all of it, but I'm me. |
899 | 00:32:42,334 | 00:32:43,435 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
900 | 00:32:45,268 | 00:32:46,810 | April: All I said was that I liked him. | April: All I said was that I liked him. |
901 | 00:32:46,840 | 00:32:49,183 | I realized it was a mistake as soon as I said it. | I realized it was a mistake as soon as I said it. |
902 | 00:32:49,213 | 00:32:50,545 | We should get going. | We should get going. |
903 | 00:32:50,585 | 00:32:52,187 | Nice meeting you. | Nice meeting you. |
904 | 00:32:52,218 | 00:32:53,619 | Nice meeting you, too. Good luck with everything. | Nice meeting you, too. Good luck with everything. |
905 | 00:32:53,660 | 00:32:54,921 | Congratulations. | Congratulations. |
906 | 00:32:54,961 | 00:32:56,463 | See ya. | See ya. |
907 | 00:32:56,493 | 00:32:57,635 | Bye. | Bye. |
908 | 00:32:57,665 | 00:32:59,468 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
909 | 00:32:59,508 | 00:33:01,611 | So you here alone? | So you here alone? |
910 | 00:33:01,641 | 00:33:02,642 | I guess. | I guess. |
911 | 00:33:02,682 | 00:33:03,844 | Cool. | Cool. |
912 | 00:33:03,884 | 00:33:05,616 | Come on. | Come on. |
913 | 00:33:07,689 | 00:33:10,493 | Oh, well, we'll be lucky to get a table. | Oh, well, we'll be lucky to get a table. |
914 | 00:33:10,533 | 00:33:11,995 | There's absolutely nowhere else to eat in town, | There's absolutely nowhere else to eat in town, |
915 | 00:33:12,035 | 00:33:13,667 | and even being Luke's fiancée | and even being Luke's fiancée |
916 | 00:33:13,707 | 00:33:15,440 | doesn't guarantee me a meal when I want one. | doesn't guarantee me a meal when I want one. |
917 | 00:33:15,480 | 00:33:16,742 | Oh, great, more customers. | Oh, great, more customers. |
918 | 00:33:16,782 | 00:33:18,444 | Well, there seem to be a few tables available. | Well, there seem to be a few tables available. |
919 | 00:33:18,484 | 00:33:20,257 | None of the good ones, unfortunately. | None of the good ones, unfortunately. |
920 | 00:33:20,287 | 00:33:22,019 | All right, you phoned mom, you told her to meet us here. | All right, you phoned mom, you told her to meet us here. |
921 | 00:33:22,059 | 00:33:24,492 | What, is she late? No, she's right there. | What, is she late? No, she's right there. |
922 | 00:33:24,532 | 00:33:26,936 | Oh, all right. What is wrong with this picture? | Oh, all right. What is wrong with this picture? |
923 | 00:33:26,966 | 00:33:28,668 | They're playing cards. | They're playing cards. |
924 | 00:33:28,708 | 00:33:30,641 | Who is that she's playing with? I have no idea. | Who is that she's playing with? I have no idea. |
925 | 00:33:30,681 | 00:33:31,883 | Do they have ham here? | Do they have ham here? |
926 | 00:33:31,913 | 00:33:33,515 | Ham? Sure. | Ham? Sure. |
927 | 00:33:33,555 | 00:33:35,888 | Get me a ham and Swiss on rye, dry, nothing on it. | Get me a ham and Swiss on rye, dry, nothing on it. |
928 | 00:33:35,928 | 00:33:37,561 | Where are you going? I'll be back in a bit. | Where are you going? I'll be back in a bit. |
929 | 00:33:37,591 | 00:33:40,435 | Dad, wa... dad. | Dad, wa... dad. |
930 | 00:33:41,436 | 00:33:42,838 | Do you have any 8s? | Do you have any 8s? |
931 | 00:33:42,878 | 00:33:44,440 | Go fish. | Go fish. |
932 | 00:33:44,480 | 00:33:46,413 | Oh, you. I was sure you had 8s. | Oh, you. I was sure you had 8s. |
933 | 00:33:46,453 | 00:33:48,586 | Hi, Lorelai. Hi, mom. What you doing? | Hi, Lorelai. Hi, mom. What you doing? |
934 | 00:33:48,616 | 00:33:50,429 | Oh, sissy and I are playing go fish. | Oh, sissy and I are playing go fish. |
935 | 00:33:50,459 | 00:33:51,490 | She's good, too. It's your turn. | She's good, too. It's your turn. |
936 | 00:33:51,530 | 00:33:52,632 | Do you have any Jacks? | Do you have any Jacks? |
937 | 00:33:52,662 | 00:33:54,534 | Unbelievable. | Unbelievable. |
938 | 00:33:54,564 | 00:33:56,477 | She's won three games in a row. She's a little champ. | She's won three games in a row. She's a little champ. |
939 | 00:33:56,507 | 00:33:58,610 | I keep getting lucky. It's not luck. | I keep getting lucky. It's not luck. |
940 | 00:33:58,640 | 00:34:01,053 | You said she was smart, but this is something else. | You said she was smart, but this is something else. |
941 | 00:34:01,083 | 00:34:02,656 | You get to go again. | You get to go again. |
942 | 00:34:02,686 | 00:34:05,560 | Do you have any 3s? Nope. Go fish. | Do you have any 3s? Nope. Go fish. |
943 | 00:34:05,600 | 00:34:07,662 | Mom, who do you think this is? | Mom, who do you think this is? |
944 | 00:34:07,703 | 00:34:09,505 | Luke's daughter. | Luke's daughter. |
945 | 00:34:09,535 | 00:34:11,938 | Isn't it? No. | Isn't it? No. |
946 | 00:34:11,978 | 00:34:13,911 | You're not Luke's daughter? Unh-unh. | You're not Luke's daughter? Unh-unh. |
947 | 00:34:13,951 | 00:34:16,124 | I don't believe this. This isn't Luke's daughter? | I don't believe this. This isn't Luke's daughter? |
948 | 00:34:16,154 | 00:34:17,726 | It's definitely not Luke's daughter. | It's definitely not Luke's daughter. |
949 | 00:34:17,757 | 00:34:19,058 | And here I was bonding with it. | And here I was bonding with it. |
950 | 00:34:19,088 | 00:34:21,101 | Who is this? Who are you? | Who is this? Who are you? |
951 | 00:34:21,131 | 00:34:23,174 | Never mind, honey. Do you live close by? | Never mind, honey. Do you live close by? |
952 | 00:34:23,204 | 00:34:24,836 | Two blocks. | Two blocks. |
953 | 00:34:24,876 | 00:34:26,549 | Why don't you go home where it's safe? | Why don't you go home where it's safe? |
954 | 00:34:26,579 | 00:34:28,712 | Okay. | Okay. |
955 | 00:34:28,752 | 00:34:30,825 | You're telling me I played this insipid game for a half an hour | You're telling me I played this insipid game for a half an hour |
956 | 00:34:30,855 | 00:34:32,828 | and it's not even Luke's daughter? | and it's not even Luke's daughter? |
957 | 00:34:32,858 | 00:34:34,430 | What made you think it was Luke's daughter? | What made you think it was Luke's daughter? |
958 | 00:34:34,460 | 00:34:36,072 | Well, it told me it was someone's daughter here. | Well, it told me it was someone's daughter here. |
959 | 00:34:36,102 | 00:34:37,834 | Well, she must have meant someone in town. | Well, she must have meant someone in town. |
960 | 00:34:37,875 | 00:34:39,877 | Then she's a moron. | Then she's a moron. |
961 | 00:34:39,907 | 00:34:42,010 | Why would I play cards if there wasn't a family connection? | Why would I play cards if there wasn't a family connection? |
962 | 00:34:42,050 | 00:34:43,923 | I guess she just thought you were being nice. | I guess she just thought you were being nice. |
963 | 00:34:43,953 | 00:34:46,056 | The little idiot kept tipping her cards so I could see them. | The little idiot kept tipping her cards so I could see them. |
964 | 00:34:46,096 | 00:34:49,100 | I pretended I didn't and asked for what I knew she didn't have. | I pretended I didn't and asked for what I knew she didn't have. |
965 | 00:34:49,130 | 00:34:50,502 | The kid's a moron. | The kid's a moron. |
966 | 00:34:50,532 | 00:34:52,174 | Okay, mom. She's gone now. | Okay, mom. She's gone now. |
967 | 00:34:52,204 | 00:34:54,047 | Is it so stupid to think that she's Luke's daughter? | Is it so stupid to think that she's Luke's daughter? |
968 | 00:34:54,077 | 00:34:55,649 | She looks like Luke. | She looks like Luke. |
969 | 00:34:55,679 | 00:34:57,822 | Mom, you can trust me that there will be no contact | Mom, you can trust me that there will be no contact |
970 | 00:34:57,852 | 00:34:59,755 | between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon. | between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon. |
971 | 00:34:59,795 | 00:35:02,158 | What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her. | What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her. |
972 | 00:35:02,198 | 00:35:03,570 | Luke and I have an arrangement. | Luke and I have an arrangement. |
973 | 00:35:03,600 | 00:35:04,672 | What kind of arrangement? | What kind of arrangement? |
974 | 00:35:04,702 | 00:35:06,004 | Well, he... | Well, he... |
975 | 00:35:06,044 | 00:35:08,878 | I mean, you know, we mutually decided | I mean, you know, we mutually decided |
976 | 00:35:08,908 | 00:35:11,151 | that I probably shouldn't have any contact with her. | that I probably shouldn't have any contact with her. |
977 | 00:35:11,181 | 00:35:12,993 | What? That's ridiculous. | What? That's ridiculous. |
978 | 00:35:13,023 | 00:35:14,996 | No, it is what it is. It's what we want. | No, it is what it is. It's what we want. |
979 | 00:35:15,026 | 00:35:17,570 | Lorelai, you and Luke are in a relationship. | Lorelai, you and Luke are in a relationship. |
980 | 00:35:17,600 | 00:35:19,803 | You're going to be husband and wife, and sissy's his daughter. | You're going to be husband and wife, and sissy's his daughter. |
981 | 00:35:19,843 | 00:35:21,906 | No, no. That was sissy. April is his daughter. | No, no. That was sissy. April is his daughter. |
982 | 00:35:21,946 | 00:35:23,578 | You know what I mean. | You know what I mean. |
983 | 00:35:23,618 | 00:35:25,791 | You have to have a relationship with this girl. | You have to have a relationship with this girl. |
984 | 00:35:25,821 | 00:35:27,153 | Mom, you don't know the whole story. | Mom, you don't know the whole story. |
985 | 00:35:27,193 | 00:35:28,825 | But I know your handiwork when I see it... | But I know your handiwork when I see it... |
986 | 00:35:28,855 | 00:35:30,928 | Playing cautious when you should be diving in. | Playing cautious when you should be diving in. |
987 | 00:35:30,968 | 00:35:32,841 | That girl is his blood relation, | That girl is his blood relation, |
988 | 00:35:32,871 | 00:35:34,744 | and you need to get to know her. | and you need to get to know her. |
989 | 00:35:34,774 | 00:35:36,616 | You'll be in her life for the rest of your life. | You'll be in her life for the rest of your life. |
990 | 00:35:36,646 | 00:35:38,249 | Mom, it isn't just me. | Mom, it isn't just me. |
991 | 00:35:38,279 | 00:35:40,191 | I can't believe Luke is letting you get away with this. | I can't believe Luke is letting you get away with this. |
992 | 00:35:40,221 | 00:35:42,294 | The sooner you embrace your role in this girl's life, | The sooner you embrace your role in this girl's life, |
993 | 00:35:42,324 | 00:35:44,097 | the better off you'll be, Mark my words. | the better off you'll be, Mark my words. |
994 | 00:35:44,127 | 00:35:45,298 | Where's your father? | Where's your father? |
995 | 00:35:45,328 | 00:35:46,941 | He ran off to something. | He ran off to something. |
996 | 00:35:46,971 | 00:35:48,673 | We had another appointment. I'll find him. | We had another appointment. I'll find him. |
997 | 00:35:48,703 | 00:35:50,976 | Then we have to leave. He needs to get back to work. | Then we have to leave. He needs to get back to work. |
998 | 00:35:51,016 | 00:35:53,650 | All right, goodbye, mom. Goodbye. | All right, goodbye, mom. Goodbye. |
999 | 00:35:53,690 | 00:35:57,195 | You. You could have told me that wasn't Luke's daughter. | You. You could have told me that wasn't Luke's daughter. |
1000 | 00:35:57,225 | 00:35:59,698 | I hate customers. | I hate customers. |
1001 | 00:35:59,738 | 00:36:01,741 | [ Door opens, closes ] | [ Door opens, closes ] |
1002 | 00:36:03,213 | 00:36:05,216 | All I'm saying is, control your poet. | All I'm saying is, control your poet. |
1003 | 00:36:05,246 | 00:36:06,888 | So suddenly he's my poet. | So suddenly he's my poet. |
1004 | 00:36:06,918 | 00:36:08,691 | He changed up on us. | He changed up on us. |
1005 | 00:36:08,721 | 00:36:10,163 | He wasn't supposed to premiere new material tonight. | He wasn't supposed to premiere new material tonight. |
1006 | 00:36:10,193 | 00:36:11,194 | It wasn't bad. | It wasn't bad. |
1007 | 00:36:11,224 | 00:36:12,937 | It was rambling. | It was rambling. |
1008 | 00:36:12,967 | 00:36:15,841 | And what was that whole part about desiring golda meir? | And what was that whole part about desiring golda meir? |
1009 | 00:36:15,871 | 00:36:18,675 | Please tell me that was symbolic. | Please tell me that was symbolic. |
1010 | 00:36:18,715 | 00:36:20,147 | I'll talk to my poet. | I'll talk to my poet. |
1011 | 00:36:20,187 | 00:36:22,791 | Hey, we're hitting that bar | Hey, we're hitting that bar |
1012 | 00:36:22,821 | 00:36:24,994 | that we're not going to call "cedar bar redux." | that we're not going to call "cedar bar redux." |
1013 | 00:36:25,024 | 00:36:26,095 | You coming? | You coming? |
1014 | 00:36:26,135 | 00:36:27,397 | Yeah, maybe. | Yeah, maybe. |
1015 | 00:36:27,437 | 00:36:29,940 | You know, go on ahead. I'll catch up. | You know, go on ahead. I'll catch up. |
1016 | 00:36:38,863 | 00:36:40,836 | You know, you don't have to read it again. | You know, you don't have to read it again. |
1017 | 00:36:40,866 | 00:36:42,238 | I know I don't. | I know I don't. |
1018 | 00:36:42,268 | 00:36:44,511 | God, there are so many things I would change in it. | God, there are so many things I would change in it. |
1019 | 00:36:44,541 | 00:36:46,083 | Like what? | Like what? |
1020 | 00:36:46,113 | 00:36:48,316 | I'd keep the back cover. Everything else goes. | I'd keep the back cover. Everything else goes. |
1021 | 00:36:48,346 | 00:36:50,489 | You know why I love your book? | You know why I love your book? |
1022 | 00:36:50,519 | 00:36:53,093 | It doesn't remind me of anything. | It doesn't remind me of anything. |
1023 | 00:36:53,133 | 00:36:54,264 | It's not a rip-off. It's just you. | It's not a rip-off. It's just you. |
1024 | 00:36:54,294 | 00:36:56,437 | High praise, miss Yale editor. | High praise, miss Yale editor. |
1025 | 00:36:56,467 | 00:36:59,371 | Yeah, well, I don't get to write as much as I would like. | Yeah, well, I don't get to write as much as I would like. |
1026 | 00:36:59,411 | 00:37:03,057 | I am mostly assigning and motivating, | I am mostly assigning and motivating, |
1027 | 00:37:03,087 | 00:37:04,358 | hand-holding, and rewriting. | hand-holding, and rewriting. |
1028 | 00:37:04,388 | 00:37:05,830 | Yeah, and you love it, every minute of it. | Yeah, and you love it, every minute of it. |
1029 | 00:37:05,860 | 00:37:07,092 | Come on, tell me you don't. | Come on, tell me you don't. |
1030 | 00:37:07,132 | 00:37:10,567 | I do. I do love it. It's exciting. | I do. I do love it. It's exciting. |
1031 | 00:37:10,607 | 00:37:12,570 | Yeah, you look happier than when I saw you last. | Yeah, you look happier than when I saw you last. |
1032 | 00:37:12,610 | 00:37:14,382 | I am. | I am. |
1033 | 00:37:14,412 | 00:37:17,316 | So you fixed everything? | So you fixed everything? |
1034 | 00:37:17,356 | 00:37:19,519 | Yeah, everything's fixed. | Yeah, everything's fixed. |
1035 | 00:37:21,362 | 00:37:23,165 | I'm glad you're here. | I'm glad you're here. |
1036 | 00:37:23,205 | 00:37:24,406 | Yeah, me too. | Yeah, me too. |
1037 | 00:37:34,891 | 00:37:35,902 | What? | What? |
1038 | 00:37:35,932 | 00:37:36,934 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1039 | 00:37:36,964 | 00:37:38,306 | About what? | About what? |
1040 | 00:37:38,336 | 00:37:41,881 | Uh, about coming here like this. | Uh, about coming here like this. |
1041 | 00:37:41,911 | 00:37:43,953 | I just got the flyer, and I don't know. | I just got the flyer, and I don't know. |
1042 | 00:37:43,983 | 00:37:46,527 | I just wanted to see your place, but then this... | I just wanted to see your place, but then this... |
1043 | 00:37:46,557 | 00:37:48,930 | It's not fair to you. I'm such a jerk. | It's not fair to you. I'm such a jerk. |
1044 | 00:37:48,960 | 00:37:50,903 | I don't know what you're talking about. | I don't know what you're talking about. |
1045 | 00:37:50,933 | 00:37:53,076 | And I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me. | And I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me. |
1046 | 00:37:53,106 | 00:37:57,512 | Who? Who cheated on y... that guy? | Who? Who cheated on y... that guy? |
1047 | 00:37:57,552 | 00:37:59,655 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
1048 | 00:38:01,358 | 00:38:03,300 | You're still with him. | You're still with him. |
1049 | 00:38:03,330 | 00:38:05,063 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1050 | 00:38:05,103 | 00:38:06,575 | I thought everything was fixed. | I thought everything was fixed. |
1051 | 00:38:06,605 | 00:38:08,177 | Everything but him. | Everything but him. |
1052 | 00:38:08,207 | 00:38:10,410 | I hate this. You should. I'm sorry. | I hate this. You should. I'm sorry. |
1053 | 00:38:10,450 | 00:38:13,455 | You came here alone to Philadelphia. | You came here alone to Philadelphia. |
1054 | 00:38:13,485 | 00:38:15,327 | He was out of town. | He was out of town. |
1055 | 00:38:15,357 | 00:38:16,659 | I don't deserve this, Rory. | I don't deserve this, Rory. |
1056 | 00:38:16,699 | 00:38:18,562 | No, you don't. You don't deserve it. | No, you don't. You don't deserve it. |
1057 | 00:38:18,602 | 00:38:23,148 | I just... I'm in love with him. | I just... I'm in love with him. |
1058 | 00:38:23,178 | 00:38:25,611 | Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it. | Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it. |
1059 | 00:38:25,651 | 00:38:27,284 | I'm in love with him. | I'm in love with him. |
1060 | 00:38:27,324 | 00:38:29,687 | Love, huh? | Love, huh? |
1061 | 00:38:29,727 | 00:38:31,630 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1062 | 00:38:35,435 | 00:38:37,348 | I guess I'll call Matthew's poet | I guess I'll call Matthew's poet |
1063 | 00:38:37,378 | 00:38:39,080 | and have him explain love to me. | and have him explain love to me. |
1064 | 00:38:39,110 | 00:38:40,582 | Poets know all about it, right? | Poets know all about it, right? |
1065 | 00:38:40,622 | 00:38:44,097 | They're supposed to. | They're supposed to. |
1066 | 00:38:44,127 | 00:38:46,400 | Well, I guess I better go. | Well, I guess I better go. |
1067 | 00:38:46,430 | 00:38:47,732 | Okay. | Okay. |
1068 | 00:38:47,772 | 00:38:50,106 | I'm so sorry that I came here. | I'm so sorry that I came here. |
1069 | 00:38:50,146 | 00:38:51,307 | I'm not. | I'm not. |
1070 | 00:38:51,347 | 00:38:54,351 | It's what it is... you, me. | It's what it is... you, me. |
1071 | 00:38:56,454 | 00:38:57,596 | Where did you park? | Where did you park? |
1072 | 00:38:57,626 | 00:38:59,699 | I'm right outside. | I'm right outside. |
1073 | 00:39:02,373 | 00:39:06,348 | Hey, if, uh, if it makes you feel better, | Hey, if, uh, if it makes you feel better, |
1074 | 00:39:06,378 | 00:39:09,252 | you can always tell him that we did something. | you can always tell him that we did something. |
1075 | 00:39:09,282 | 00:39:11,455 | Thanks, Jess. | Thanks, Jess. |
1076 | 00:39:13,598 | 00:39:15,831 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
1077 | 00:39:15,871 | 00:39:18,104 | I thought an apple stop would be fun today. | I thought an apple stop would be fun today. |
1078 | 00:39:18,145 | 00:39:19,406 | Oh, great idea. | Oh, great idea. |
1079 | 00:39:19,446 | 00:39:21,149 | The banana stop was a big hit yesterday. | The banana stop was a big hit yesterday. |
1080 | 00:39:21,179 | 00:39:22,621 | I don't see how an apple stop could fail. | I don't see how an apple stop could fail. |
1081 | 00:39:22,651 | 00:39:24,493 | Yeah, they loved the banana stop. | Yeah, they loved the banana stop. |
1082 | 00:39:24,523 | 00:39:26,596 | I have pamphlets for the kids to read about amish country. | I have pamphlets for the kids to read about amish country. |
1083 | 00:39:26,626 | 00:39:27,798 | Should we hand them out now? | Should we hand them out now? |
1084 | 00:39:27,828 | 00:39:29,370 | I think that's a good idea. | I think that's a good idea. |
1085 | 00:39:29,400 | 00:39:31,203 | I've got something for April here, | I've got something for April here, |
1086 | 00:39:31,243 | 00:39:32,645 | so I was about to sneak back there anyway. | so I was about to sneak back there anyway. |
1087 | 00:39:32,675 | 00:39:35,679 | Thank you, Luke. | Thank you, Luke. |
1088 | 00:39:35,719 | 00:39:37,752 | Hey, everybody. Sorry to interrupt. | Hey, everybody. Sorry to interrupt. |
1089 | 00:39:37,792 | 00:39:40,426 | I got some pamphlets here, a little info on amish country. | I got some pamphlets here, a little info on amish country. |
1090 | 00:39:40,466 | 00:39:42,168 | It's got some pictures, but we're gonna see it, | It's got some pictures, but we're gonna see it, |
1091 | 00:39:42,198 | 00:39:43,840 | so you don't have to look at the pictures. | so you don't have to look at the pictures. |
1092 | 00:39:43,870 | 00:39:45,443 | It's got stuff to read, too. | It's got stuff to read, too. |
1093 | 00:39:45,473 | 00:39:47,215 | So go ahead and pass the rest around there. | So go ahead and pass the rest around there. |
1094 | 00:39:47,245 | 00:39:49,819 | I thought you might need your sweater. | I thought you might need your sweater. |
1095 | 00:39:49,849 | 00:39:51,451 | Okay, then. | Okay, then. |
1096 | 00:39:51,491 | 00:39:52,823 | See ya. | See ya. |
1097 | 00:39:52,853 | 00:39:54,966 | My dad's ridiculously overprotective. | My dad's ridiculously overprotective. |
1098 | 00:39:54,996 | 00:39:56,768 | Ridiculously. | Ridiculously. |
1099 | 00:39:56,798 | 00:39:59,242 | [ Sparks' "angst in my pants" plays ] | [ Sparks' "angst in my pants" plays ] |
1100 | 00:40:03,317 | 00:40:09,366 | ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away | ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away |
1101 | 00:40:09,396 | 00:40:15,645 | ♪ it's just a passing phase ♪ it'll go away | ♪ it's just a passing phase ♪ it'll go away |
1102 | 00:40:15,675 | 00:40:21,763 | ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away | ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away |
1103 | 00:40:21,793 | 00:40:24,998 | ♪ give it a hundred years | ♪ give it a hundred years |
1104 | 00:40:25,038 | 00:40:28,442 | ♪ it won't go away | ♪ it won't go away |
1105 | 00:40:28,472 | 00:40:32,989 | ♪ and I've got angst in my pants ♪ | ♪ and I've got angst in my pants ♪ |