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1 00:05:15,612 00:05:17,325 I understand that you're upset, I understand that you're upset,
2 00:05:15,803 00:05:17,064 I guess to get help or something... I guess to get help or something...
3 00:05:16,574 00:05:17,805 I think you're good to start your day. I think you're good to start your day.
4 00:05:17,114 00:05:18,747 And I'm walking to the door, and I open it, And I'm walking to the door, and I open it,
5 00:05:17,345 00:05:18,647 and I really wish you hadn't found out like that, and I really wish you hadn't found out like that,
6 00:05:17,765 00:05:20,008 Make sure all the customers have settled up. Make sure all the customers have settled up.
7 00:05:17,845 00:05:20,760 Thanks, hon. Bye. Thanks, hon. Bye.
8 00:05:18,687 00:05:20,199 but, Rory, I love you. but, Rory, I love you.
9 00:05:18,777 00:05:22,051 and there's Paul anka giving a little concert. and there's Paul anka giving a little concert.
10 00:05:19,107 00:05:20,409 you're gonna do fine. you're gonna do fine.
11 00:05:20,039 00:05:22,612 It's all a big joke to you. It's all a big joke to you.
12 00:05:20,219 00:05:21,651 You know that I love you. You know that I love you.
13 00:05:20,439 00:05:22,041 Says you. And everybody else. Says you. And everybody else.
14 00:05:20,780 00:05:23,423 [ Telephone beeps ] [ Telephone beeps ]
15 00:05:21,691 00:05:23,523 Do you think you can forget what those vipers said today, Do you think you can forget what those vipers said today,
16 00:05:22,081 00:05:24,054 You know the place backwards and forwards, Caesar. You know the place backwards and forwards, Caesar.
17 00:05:22,091 00:05:24,164 The real Paul anka. The dog Paul anka. The real Paul anka. The dog Paul anka.
18 00:05:22,642 00:05:24,445 So you're taking this, huh? So you're taking this, huh?
19 00:05:23,453 00:05:26,928 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
20 00:05:23,563 00:05:25,696 put it behind you, and just come home with me? put it behind you, and just come home with me?
21 00:05:24,084 00:05:26,047 You've never been gone this long. You've never been gone this long.
22 00:05:24,194 00:05:27,168 Couldn't have been happy, you interrupting his show like that. Couldn't have been happy, you interrupting his show like that.
23 00:05:24,485 00:05:26,858 The old one's a mess. You don't think I should? The old one's a mess. You don't think I should?
24 00:05:25,736 00:05:26,638 I guess. I guess.
25 00:05:26,087 00:05:27,158 You're gonna do fine. Stop saying that. It's bad luck. You're gonna do fine. Stop saying that. It's bad luck.
26 00:05:26,888 00:05:29,261 No, it's just you think it's sturdy enough? No, it's just you think it's sturdy enough?
27 00:05:26,958 00:05:32,245 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
28 00:05:27,188 00:05:29,091 You're gonna stink. You're gonna stink.
29 00:05:27,198 00:05:30,313 So I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, So I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold,
30 00:05:28,340 00:05:29,702 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
31 00:05:28,610 00:05:29,812 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
32 00:05:29,131 00:05:31,144 You're gonna blow up the stove and give everybody salmonella. You're gonna blow up the stove and give everybody salmonella.
33 00:05:29,291 00:05:30,633 Yeah, I think it should be. Yeah, I think it should be.
34 00:05:29,742 00:05:31,214 Hey, you. Hey, you.
35 00:05:29,852 00:05:31,254 Luke, will you marry me? Yes. Luke, will you marry me? Yes.
36 00:05:30,343 00:05:33,047 is Paul anka sitting on babette's lap. is Paul anka sitting on babette's lap.
37 00:05:30,663 00:05:32,706 Well, it's always best to take something Well, it's always best to take something
38 00:05:31,174 00:05:32,476 Why do you say that? Why do you say that?
39 00:05:31,244 00:05:33,487 Okay, so weird dream. Weird, weird dream. Okay, so weird dream. Weird, weird dream.
40 00:05:31,284 00:05:32,987 My father owns the place. Your father? My father owns the place. Your father?
41 00:05:32,276 00:05:36,421 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
42 00:05:32,506 00:05:34,178 Because if it's bad luck to say good things, Because if it's bad luck to say good things,
43 00:05:32,736 00:05:35,340 that a gorilla could jump up and down on and not wreck. that a gorilla could jump up and down on and not wreck.
44 00:05:33,027 00:05:34,288 My biological father. My biological father.
45 00:05:33,077 00:05:35,109 Please don't tell me it was... the real Paul anka. Please don't tell me it was... the real Paul anka.
46 00:05:33,517 00:05:35,320 Weirder than the one where you step into a boxing ring Weirder than the one where you step into a boxing ring
47 00:05:34,208 00:05:35,470 it's good luck to say bad things. it's good luck to say bad things.
48 00:05:34,328 00:05:36,662 When did you find out? Two months ago. When did you find out? Two months ago.
49 00:05:35,150 00:05:38,755 Good boy. Who's a good boy? Good boy. Who's a good boy?
50 00:05:35,360 00:05:37,232 and your hands are suddenly giant cream puffs? and your hands are suddenly giant cream puffs?
51 00:05:35,380 00:05:37,042 I don't think a gorilla has tested it, I don't think a gorilla has tested it,
52 00:05:35,510 00:05:37,082 You're rooting for me to fail. You're rooting for me to fail.
53 00:05:36,451 00:05:40,657 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
54 00:05:36,702 00:05:39,175 That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. I'm sorry. That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. I'm sorry.
55 00:05:37,082 00:05:39,556 but if it busts, I'll just pick up something on the road. but if it busts, I'll just pick up something on the road.
56 00:05:37,112 00:05:39,916 Lorelai, tell him he's gonna do great. Lorelai, tell him he's gonna do great.
57 00:05:37,262 00:05:39,195 Weirder, scarier. Let's hear it. Weirder, scarier. Let's hear it.
58 00:05:38,795 00:05:40,267 This is crazy. Coming to the end. This is crazy. Coming to the end.
59 00:05:39,205 00:05:42,139 It's all happening too fast. We can postpone. It's all happening too fast. We can postpone.
60 00:05:39,235 00:05:41,609 I was home, and I was finishing up my usual morning routine... I was home, and I was finishing up my usual morning routine...
61 00:05:39,586 00:05:41,358 All right, I should get going. All right, I should get going.
62 00:05:39,956 00:05:41,328 And jinx it for him? No way. And jinx it for him? No way.
63 00:05:40,297 00:05:42,710 So the real Paul anka looks outside, and there, So the real Paul anka looks outside, and there,
64 00:05:40,697 00:05:45,274 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
65 00:05:41,358 00:05:42,820 You're both nuts. You're both nuts.
66 00:05:41,388 00:05:43,061 Anna's stuck at the house until I pick up April. Anna's stuck at the house until I pick up April.
67 00:05:41,639 00:05:43,241 You know, coffee, shower. You know, coffee, shower.
68 00:05:42,179 00:05:43,751 Postpone the wedding? Postpone the wedding?
69 00:05:42,740 00:05:44,783 sitting in the middle of the street staring at him sitting in the middle of the street staring at him
70 00:05:42,860 00:05:44,332 I could run the place if you want, Luke. I could run the place if you want, Luke.
71 00:05:43,091 00:05:44,863 Well, let's get you on the road. Well, let's get you on the road.
72 00:05:43,281 00:05:45,324 And then... picture this, very weird... And then... picture this, very weird...
73 00:05:43,782 00:05:45,654 My parents are looking for a place in stars hollow? My parents are looking for a place in stars hollow?
74 00:05:44,362 00:05:46,295 Hmm, let me search down to the very depth of my being Hmm, let me search down to the very depth of my being
75 00:05:44,813 00:05:46,315 is dog Paul anka. is dog Paul anka.
76 00:05:44,893 00:05:46,736 It's good timing, too. Caesar's in the back. It's good timing, too. Caesar's in the back.
77 00:05:45,304 00:05:49,319 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
78 00:05:45,344 00:05:47,216 I take Paul anka for a walk. I take Paul anka for a walk.
79 00:05:45,684 00:05:47,857 All I know is they're looking, they're pricing. All I know is they're looking, they're pricing.
80 00:05:46,335 00:05:49,269 to see if there's the slightest inclination I would want that. to see if there's the slightest inclination I would want that.
81 00:05:46,345 00:05:48,418 So real Paul anka gets up and runs out of Luke's. So real Paul anka gets up and runs out of Luke's.
82 00:05:46,766 00:05:48,478 Sure you don't want to reconsider my offer? Sure you don't want to reconsider my offer?
83 00:05:47,256 00:05:49,199 You walk Paul anka every day. What's weird about that? You walk Paul anka every day. What's weird about that?
84 00:05:47,887 00:05:49,159 But why? But why?
85 00:05:48,448 00:05:49,980 They're both in the street now... They're both in the street now...
86 00:05:48,508 00:05:50,411 I've got a hairnet on me, so I can start immediately. I've got a hairnet on me, so I can start immediately.
87 00:05:49,199 00:05:50,831 Because Luke and I are getting married Because Luke and I are getting married
88 00:05:49,229 00:05:51,733 Not the dog Paul anka. The real Paul anka. Not the dog Paul anka. The real Paul anka.
89 00:05:49,309 00:05:49,970 Nope. Nope.
90 00:05:49,349 00:05:51,993 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
91 00:05:50,010 00:05:51,012 Just checking. Just checking.
92 00:05:50,020 00:05:52,133 Real Paul anka walking toward dog Paul anka, Real Paul anka walking toward dog Paul anka,
93 00:05:50,441 00:05:51,953 Offer declined. Offer declined.
94 00:05:50,861 00:05:52,233 and I guess they figure we'll be having kids and I guess they figure we'll be having kids
95 00:05:51,052 00:05:52,394 What's that? What's that?
96 00:05:51,763 00:05:53,665 Whoa. Was he nice? Whoa. Was he nice?
97 00:05:51,983 00:05:54,456 You take that. I'll take this. Perfect. You take that. I'll take this. Perfect.
98 00:05:52,023 00:05:54,597 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
99 00:05:52,163 00:05:54,767 dog Paul anka toward real Paul anka. dog Paul anka toward real Paul anka.
100 00:05:52,263 00:05:54,236 and they want to be near me when that happens. and they want to be near me when that happens.
101 00:05:52,424 00:05:54,026 I figured you'd need it for hanging stuff. I figured you'd need it for hanging stuff.
102 00:05:53,705 00:05:55,408 Very pleasant, natty dresser. Very pleasant, natty dresser.
103 00:05:54,056 00:05:55,488 I'm not bringing hanging stuff. I'm not bringing hanging stuff.
104 00:05:54,276 00:05:56,750 You in the market for some luggage? That's for Luke. You in the market for some luggage? That's for Luke.
105 00:05:54,627 00:05:58,642 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
106 00:05:54,797 00:05:57,230 You can sense that something very bad is about to happen, You can sense that something very bad is about to happen,
107 00:05:55,438 00:05:57,411 Then suddenly, he sees something, a cat or something, Then suddenly, he sees something, a cat or something,
108 00:05:55,528 00:05:57,471 Well, you should bring some nice clothes just in case. Well, you should bring some nice clothes just in case.
109 00:05:56,589 00:05:58,332 Oh. Oops. Oh. Oops.
110 00:05:56,780 00:05:59,854 He is going to chaperone April's field trip to Philadelphia. He is going to chaperone April's field trip to Philadelphia.
111 00:05:57,270 00:06:00,044 when suddenly they meet in the middle of the street, and bam! when suddenly they meet in the middle of the street, and bam!
112 00:05:57,441 00:05:58,812 and darts right into the middle of the street. and darts right into the middle of the street.
113 00:05:57,501 00:05:59,273 I threw in some slacks and your black jacket. I threw in some slacks and your black jacket.
114 00:05:58,672 00:06:03,549 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
115 00:05:58,842 00:06:00,945 The real Paul anka? The dog Paul anka. The real Paul anka? The dog Paul anka.
116 00:05:59,303 00:06:02,047 It's a field trip with a bunch of 12-year-olds. It's a field trip with a bunch of 12-year-olds.
117 00:05:59,884 00:06:01,887 So, how long have you two known each other? So, how long have you two known each other?
118 00:06:00,084 00:06:02,918 An otherworldly white light engulfs the whole town, An otherworldly white light engulfs the whole town,
119 00:06:00,985 00:06:02,818 So I call him and call him, So I call him and call him,
120 00:06:01,927 00:06:03,199 A while. A while.
121 00:06:02,077 00:06:03,349 Just in case. Just in case.
122 00:06:02,858 00:06:04,931 but he completely ignores me and runs right into doose's market. but he completely ignores me and runs right into doose's market.
123 00:06:02,948 00:06:05,081 and there's a loud explosion and two barks, and there's a loud explosion and two barks,
124 00:06:03,229 00:06:05,402 You date? Yes, we used to date. You date? Yes, we used to date.
125 00:06:03,379 00:06:05,051 It's 10 days of diners and fast food, It's 10 days of diners and fast food,
126 00:06:03,579 00:06:07,495 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
127 00:06:04,961 00:06:06,463 You didn't train him well enough. You didn't train him well enough.
128 00:06:05,081 00:06:06,854 nothing requiring slacks or jackets. nothing requiring slacks or jackets.
129 00:06:05,121 00:06:06,924 and everything goes dark. and everything goes dark.
130 00:06:05,432 00:06:06,703 Were you two high-school sweethearts, Were you two high-school sweethearts,
131 00:06:05,612 00:06:06,884 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
132 00:06:06,503 00:06:08,306 Too much affection, not enough discipline. Too much affection, not enough discipline.
133 00:06:06,733 00:06:08,376 rock around the clock? rock around the clock?
134 00:06:06,884 00:06:09,057 See, that's what the phrase "just in case" covers... See, that's what the phrase "just in case" covers...
135 00:06:06,914 00:06:08,927 He's unstoppable. It's cute. He's unstoppable. It's cute.
136 00:06:06,964 00:06:08,406 And? And then I woke up. And? And then I woke up.
137 00:06:07,525 00:06:10,338 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
138 00:06:08,336 00:06:10,839 I go after him into doose's, and he's got a job there. I go after him into doose's, and he's got a job there.
139 00:06:08,406 00:06:10,278 Maybe we'll catch up at a better time. Maybe we'll catch up at a better time.
140 00:06:08,436 00:06:10,308 Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay.
141 00:06:08,957 00:06:10,729 We need to confirm the itinerary. We need to confirm the itinerary.
142 00:06:09,097 00:06:11,400 The times you think you've anticipated every possible need. The times you think you've anticipated every possible need.
143 00:06:10,308 00:06:12,211 You just let me walk into a room full of girls You just let me walk into a room full of girls
144 00:06:10,338 00:06:12,281 So I guess I was wondering if you'd heard anything So I guess I was wondering if you'd heard anything
145 00:06:10,369 00:06:12,742 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
146 00:06:10,759 00:06:13,102 As we've done 1,000 times? Sure, let's confirm it. As we've done 1,000 times? Sure, let's confirm it.
147 00:06:10,879 00:06:11,921 The dog Paul anka? The dog Paul anka?
148 00:06:11,430 00:06:13,162 I'll bring it. I'll bring it.
149 00:06:11,941 00:06:14,284 The real Paul anka. The real Paul anka.
150 00:06:12,251 00:06:14,054 you'd had sex with. you'd had sex with.
151 00:06:12,311 00:06:13,843 about a small Connecticut town about a small Connecticut town
152 00:06:12,772 00:06:17,018 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
153 00:06:13,132 00:06:14,905 Today's the kids' math contest in Newark. Today's the kids' math contest in Newark.
154 00:06:13,202 00:06:15,215 You know, there was a flash flood in El Salvador last night. You know, there was a flash flood in El Salvador last night.
155 00:06:13,883 00:06:15,516 being sucked up into an evil demon vortex being sucked up into an evil demon vortex
156 00:06:14,084 00:06:16,757 You didn't just cheat on me. You real cheated on me. You didn't just cheat on me. You real cheated on me.
157 00:06:14,314 00:06:16,447 You picked yourself some beautiful cucumbers, You picked yourself some beautiful cucumbers,
158 00:06:14,935 00:06:17,138 In my day, you learned two plus two and you stayed home. In my day, you learned two plus two and you stayed home.
159 00:06:15,245 00:06:17,448 No, my Salvadoran paper didn't come today. No, my Salvadoran paper didn't come today.
160 00:06:15,546 00:06:17,508 or cast into the fourth dimension or anything. or cast into the fourth dimension or anything.
161 00:06:16,487 00:06:17,559 Mrs. Clancey. Mrs. Clancey.
162 00:06:16,797 00:06:17,999 I didn't cheat on you. I didn't cheat on you.
163 00:06:17,178 00:06:20,052 Today they go on the road like they're metallica. Today they go on the road like they're metallica.
164 00:06:17,478 00:06:20,382 They didn't see it coming. That's the flash part of flash flood. They didn't see it coming. That's the flash part of flash flood.
165 00:06:17,559 00:06:20,392 Real Paul anka still kicking? Haven't heard otherwise. Real Paul anka still kicking? Haven't heard otherwise.
166 00:06:17,589 00:06:19,621 You have the cucumber eye. You have the cucumber eye.
167 00:06:18,029 00:06:19,501 Oh, so you didn't sleep with? Oh, so you didn't sleep with?
168 00:06:19,531 00:06:21,204 No, I did, but we were broken up. No, I did, but we were broken up.
169 00:06:19,661 00:06:21,394 So I run out of doose's, and I'm approaching Luke's apartment... So I run out of doose's, and I'm approaching Luke's apartment...
170 00:06:20,082 00:06:21,754 And then tomorrow night's Philadelphia. And then tomorrow night's Philadelphia.
171 00:06:20,423 00:06:23,367 What do I do if I see a flash flood coming at the diner? What do I do if I see a flash flood coming at the diner?
172 00:06:20,433 00:06:22,165 Check your hands no cream puffs. Check your hands no cream puffs.
173 00:06:21,784 00:06:23,487 Did I tell you we're dropping in on Jess? Did I tell you we're dropping in on Jess?
174 00:06:23,527 00:06:24,558 Jess? No. Jess? No.
175 00:06:24,588 00:06:25,930 Yeah, this place he works. Yeah, this place he works.
176 00:06:25,960 00:06:27,833 They put out this zine and books and whatever else. They put out this zine and books and whatever else.
177 00:06:27,863 00:06:29,575 They're having an open house. I'm taking April. They're having an open house. I'm taking April.
178 00:06:29,605 00:06:31,648 It'll give Jess a chance to meet his little cousin. It'll give Jess a chance to meet his little cousin.
179 00:06:31,678 00:06:33,651 Oh, sounds great. So anywhere in the back? Oh, sounds great. So anywhere in the back?
180 00:06:33,681 00:06:34,913 Anywhere's fine. Anywhere's fine.
181 00:06:34,953 00:06:36,655 Hey, day six... If your cell dies, Hey, day six... If your cell dies,
182 00:06:36,685 00:06:38,698 is there a phone in gettysburg I could reach you at? is there a phone in gettysburg I could reach you at?
183 00:06:38,728 00:06:41,201 The one Grant used to call Lincoln... number's in the book. The one Grant used to call Lincoln... number's in the book.
184 00:06:41,231 00:06:43,935 Oh, good. He's a funnyman today. He's Jerry Lewis. Oh, good. He's a funnyman today. He's Jerry Lewis.
185 00:06:43,975 00:06:45,848 Caesar, calm down. You're gonna do great. Caesar, calm down. You're gonna do great.
186 00:06:45,878 00:06:47,180 You're the best cook Luke's ever had. You're the best cook Luke's ever had.
187 00:06:47,210 00:06:48,922 You so make better pancakes than he does. You so make better pancakes than he does.
188 00:06:48,952 00:06:50,084 True. True.
189 00:06:50,124 00:06:51,956 You just have to be confident. You just have to be confident.
190 00:06:51,996 00:06:54,530 When I'm working the grill, sometimes I get a locked elbow. When I'm working the grill, sometimes I get a locked elbow.
191 00:06:54,560 00:06:56,903 Luke's the only one who knows how to rub it to get it working. Luke's the only one who knows how to rub it to get it working.
192 00:06:56,933 00:06:58,946 He rubs your elbow? He rubs your elbow?
193 00:06:58,976 00:07:00,849 It's like a sports injury. It's okay if it's sports. It's like a sports injury. It's okay if it's sports.
194 00:07:00,879 00:07:02,651 You want to step back 3 feet so I can say goodbye to my girl? You want to step back 3 feet so I can say goodbye to my girl?
195 00:07:02,681 00:07:04,254 Fine. Fine.
196 00:07:04,284 00:07:06,927 You gonna miss me? Especially if my elbow hurts. You gonna miss me? Especially if my elbow hurts.
197 00:07:06,957 00:07:08,730 I'm gonna call you a lot. Same here. I'm gonna call you a lot. Same here.
198 00:07:08,770 00:07:10,733 You know, I was happy when she asked me, You know, I was happy when she asked me,
199 00:07:10,773 00:07:12,545 but now it just struck me but now it just struck me
200 00:07:12,575 00:07:14,578 I'm gonna spend 10 days with a bus full of teenagers. I'm gonna spend 10 days with a bus full of teenagers.
201 00:07:14,608 00:07:16,080 I think you're ready. I think you're ready.
202 00:07:16,120 00:07:17,782 Thanks for seeing me off. Thanks for seeing me off.
203 00:07:17,822 00:07:18,894 Your pancakes are better, by the way. Your pancakes are better, by the way.
204 00:07:18,924 00:07:20,526 Thanks. Thanks.
205 00:07:20,556 00:07:22,068 Don't worry, Luke. Just a momentary panic. Don't worry, Luke. Just a momentary panic.
206 00:07:22,098 00:07:23,701 I'm gonna be fine, I promise. I'm gonna be fine, I promise.
207 00:07:23,731 00:07:26,745 Good. Now go back in there and reclaim your turf. Good. Now go back in there and reclaim your turf.
208 00:07:26,775 00:07:29,118 Reclaim my turf? Reclaim my turf?
209 00:07:30,951 00:07:32,753 Kirk! Kirk!
210 00:07:51,369 00:07:53,903 I'm bad with names, so help me with the names. I'm bad with names, so help me with the names.
211 00:07:53,943 00:07:55,815 You ever use mnemonic devices? You ever use mnemonic devices?
212 00:07:55,845 00:07:57,147 Uh, maybe. Uh, maybe.
213 00:07:57,177 00:07:58,789 They help you remember things. They help you remember things.
214 00:07:58,819 00:08:00,291 Uh, like Curtis shuran. He's from Kurdistan. Uh, like Curtis shuran. He's from Kurdistan.
215 00:08:00,322 00:08:02,164 Really? Really?
216 00:08:02,194 00:08:03,396 No, he's from Detroit. That's a mnemonic device. No, he's from Detroit. That's a mnemonic device.
217 00:08:03,426 00:08:05,329 Curtis shuran from Kurdistan. Got it. Curtis shuran from Kurdistan. Got it.
218 00:08:05,369 00:08:07,802 Jamie alvarado likes to try avocados. Jamie alvarado likes to try avocados.
219 00:08:07,842 00:08:09,645 Meg shatsworth, Haywood's fatsworth. Meg shatsworth, Haywood's fatsworth.
220 00:08:09,675 00:08:12,148 Shatsworth, fatworth. Alvarado, avocado. Shatsworth, fatworth. Alvarado, avocado.
221 00:08:12,188 00:08:14,291 And those are your fellow grups. The what? And those are your fellow grups. The what?
222 00:08:14,321 00:08:16,164 Grown-ups. You never saw the original "Star Trek"? Grown-ups. You never saw the original "Star Trek"?
223 00:08:16,194 00:08:18,166 Oh, yes, grups. Yes, I did. Oh, yes, grups. Yes, I did.
224 00:08:18,196 00:08:20,770 The one in the cords is our math teacher, Mr. Munster. The one in the cords is our math teacher, Mr. Munster.
225 00:08:20,800 00:08:22,342 Good guy, he's a little nerdy, Good guy, he's a little nerdy,
226 00:08:22,372 00:08:24,375 likes to wow us with his Chris rock impersonation. likes to wow us with his Chris rock impersonation.
227 00:08:24,415 00:08:26,248 It's borderline racist. It's borderline racist.
228 00:08:26,288 00:08:27,920 Well, let's leave the bags here, get the lay of the land first. Well, let's leave the bags here, get the lay of the land first.
229 00:08:27,950 00:08:29,192 Well, this is pretty much the land. Well, this is pretty much the land.
230 00:08:29,222 00:08:30,724 There must be some kind of check-in point There must be some kind of check-in point
231 00:08:30,764 00:08:32,937 and protocol to follow, so just stick with me. and protocol to follow, so just stick with me.
232 00:08:32,967 00:08:34,739 Or you just run on the bus. That's really good. Or you just run on the bus. That's really good.
233 00:08:34,769 00:08:36,712 Hello, there. You our pilot? Hello, there. You our pilot?
234 00:08:36,742 00:08:37,874 Are you the driver? Are you the driver?
235 00:08:37,914 00:08:40,047 Me? No. I'm Luke Danes. Me? No. I'm Luke Danes.
236 00:08:40,087 00:08:42,420 Oh, you're Luke Danes. Sorry. We thought you were our driver. Oh, you're Luke Danes. Sorry. We thought you were our driver.
237 00:08:42,460 00:08:43,992 No, no, sorry. No, no, sorry.
238 00:08:44,022 00:08:45,865 I, uh, you know, I have nicer clothes than this. I, uh, you know, I have nicer clothes than this.
239 00:08:45,895 00:08:47,838 I won't always be wearing these. I won't always be wearing these.
240 00:08:47,868 00:08:50,812 That's okay. I'm Earl stepton. This is Kelly turlington. That's okay. I'm Earl stepton. This is Kelly turlington.
241 00:08:50,842 00:08:52,845 You probably know Roy munster, your daughter's teacher. You probably know Roy munster, your daughter's teacher.
242 00:08:52,885 00:08:54,417 Actually, no. Actually, no.
243 00:08:54,447 00:08:57,221 I'm April's new father... I mean, not new, but new to her. I'm April's new father... I mean, not new, but new to her.
244 00:08:57,261 00:08:58,262 So, hey. So, hey.
245 00:08:58,292 00:08:59,394 She's a bright one. She's a bright one.
246 00:08:59,434 00:09:01,066 Go figure. Go figure.
247 00:09:01,096 00:09:04,170 Hey, Luke! Some people in here are wondering who you are. Hey, Luke! Some people in here are wondering who you are.
248 00:09:04,210 00:09:05,312 Oh, well, go ahead and tell them. Oh, well, go ahead and tell them.
249 00:09:05,342 00:09:06,844 That's Luke. That's Luke.
250 00:09:06,884 00:09:08,286 So here's the detailed itinerary. So here's the detailed itinerary.
251 00:09:08,316 00:09:09,858 Lunch stops, snack stops. Lunch stops, snack stops.
252 00:09:09,888 00:09:11,461 Wander time, exploring time. TV time. Wander time, exploring time. TV time.
253 00:09:11,491 00:09:14,365 Porn will be preblocked at all our lodgings. Porn will be preblocked at all our lodgings.
254 00:09:14,395 00:09:15,967 Study breaks, check-in with parents. Study breaks, check-in with parents.
255 00:09:16,007 00:09:17,909 Bedtime hours. So we go to bed at 9:00? Bedtime hours. So we go to bed at 9:00?
256 00:09:17,940 00:09:18,941 The kids do. You don't have to. The kids do. You don't have to.
257 00:09:18,981 00:09:21,214 Right, but I can? Sure. Right, but I can? Sure.
258 00:09:21,244 00:09:23,187 Shall we get on board so they don't leave without us? Shall we get on board so they don't leave without us?
259 00:09:23,217 00:09:24,288 Well, I still have my bags. Well, I still have my bags.
260 00:09:24,318 00:09:26,291 Okay, see you on the bus. Okay, see you on the bus.
261 00:09:26,331 00:09:29,466 Kelly turlington from burlington. Kelly turlington from burlington.
262 00:09:29,506 00:09:31,308 Roy munster's a punster. Roy munster's a punster.
263 00:09:33,041 00:09:34,142 Hey, you. Hey, you.
264 00:09:34,182 00:09:35,284 Hey. Hey.
265 00:09:35,314 00:09:36,385 You get in late last night? You get in late last night?
266 00:09:36,415 00:09:37,517 I was studying. I was studying.
267 00:09:37,557 00:09:39,359 Hmm. Missed my class this morning. Hmm. Missed my class this morning.
268 00:09:39,389 00:09:41,062 Bummer. Bummer.
269 00:09:41,092 00:09:42,464 Clock didn't go off. I thought I set it right. Clock didn't go off. I thought I set it right.
270 00:09:42,504 00:09:44,366 Oh, I reset it. I had to catch up on some sleep. Oh, I reset it. I had to catch up on some sleep.
271 00:09:44,406 00:09:46,539 I didn't know you set it for early. I didn't know you set it for early.
272 00:09:46,579 00:09:48,442 Maybe we should get a second clock. Maybe we should get a second clock.
273 00:09:48,482 00:09:50,214 Might be wise. Might be wise.
274 00:09:50,255 00:09:52,458 You gonna be available to grab a bite later? Maybe. You gonna be available to grab a bite later? Maybe.
275 00:09:52,488 00:09:54,290 You can't see that far into the future? You can't see that far into the future?
276 00:09:54,330 00:09:55,632 It's crazy right now. It's crazy right now.
277 00:09:55,662 00:09:57,064 I'll check in with you later. I'll check in with you later.
278 00:09:57,104 00:09:59,437 We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes.
279 00:10:01,610 00:10:03,653 Have a good day. You too. Have a good day. You too.
280 00:10:05,556 00:10:08,260 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
281 00:10:08,290 00:10:11,664 ♪ There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium ♪ ♪ There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium ♪
282 00:10:11,704 00:10:14,408 ♪ and phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium ♪ ♪ and phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium ♪
283 00:10:14,438 00:10:16,982 ♪ and manganese and Mercury, molybdenum, magnesium ♪ ♪ and manganese and Mercury, molybdenum, magnesium ♪
284 00:10:17,012 00:10:20,026 ♪ dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium ♪ ♪ dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium ♪
285 00:10:20,056 00:10:22,399 ♪ and lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium ♪ ♪ and lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium ♪
286 00:10:22,429 00:10:25,063 ♪ palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium ♪ ♪ palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium ♪
287 00:10:25,103 00:10:28,077 ♪ and tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium ♪ ♪ and tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium ♪
288 00:10:28,107 00:10:29,579 [ inhale deeply ] [ inhale deeply ]
289 00:10:29,609 00:10:32,684 ♪ And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium ♪ ♪ And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium ♪
290 00:10:32,724 00:10:36,158 ♪ there's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium ♪ ♪ there's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium ♪
291 00:10:36,198 00:10:38,762 ♪ and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium ♪ ♪ and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium ♪
292 00:10:38,802 00:10:40,334 ♪ and argon, Krypton, neon ♪ and argon, Krypton, neon
293 00:10:40,374 00:10:41,436 ♪ radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium ♪ ♪ radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium ♪
294 00:10:41,476 00:10:42,778 ♪ and chlorine, carbon, cobalt ♪ and chlorine, carbon, cobalt
295 00:10:42,808 00:10:44,680 ♪ copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium ♪ ♪ copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium ♪
296 00:10:44,710 00:10:46,423 ♪ these are the only ones ♪ these are the only ones
297 00:10:46,453 00:10:50,128 ♪ of which the news has come to Harvard ♪ ♪ of which the news has come to Harvard ♪
298 00:10:50,158 00:10:51,430 ♪ and there may be many others ♪ and there may be many others
299 00:10:51,460 00:10:53,703 ♪ but they haven't been discovered ♪ ♪ but they haven't been discovered ♪
300 00:10:53,733 00:10:55,806 [ applause ] [ applause ]
301 00:10:55,836 00:10:57,448 What was all that? What was all that?
302 00:10:57,478 00:10:58,710 It's all the chemical elements. It's all the chemical elements.
303 00:10:58,750 00:11:01,083 At least the ones that have come to Harvard. At least the ones that have come to Harvard.
304 00:11:01,123 00:11:02,555 Boy: 1468... Boy: 1468...
305 00:11:02,595 00:11:04,157 Any idea what's going on here? Any idea what's going on here?
306 00:11:04,197 00:11:08,233 14201995611... That's frank. 14201995611... That's frank.
307 00:11:08,273 00:11:09,375 Huge show-off. Huge show-off.
308 00:11:09,405 00:11:10,807 Always rubbing our faces Always rubbing our faces
309 00:11:10,847 00:11:13,721 in the fact that he knows the first 300 digits of pi. in the fact that he knows the first 300 digits of pi.
310 00:11:13,751 00:11:15,553 Hey, did you bring my sweater? Hey, did you bring my sweater?
311 00:11:15,583 00:11:17,095 I think so. I think so.
312 00:11:17,125 00:11:18,297 It's important. I need that sweater. It's important. I need that sweater.
313 00:11:18,327 00:11:19,669 What is it, your lucky sweater? What is it, your lucky sweater?
314 00:11:19,699 00:11:22,142 No, Freddie. No, Freddie.
315 00:11:22,172 00:11:24,175 Is munster gonna wear that creepy lucky tie of his Is munster gonna wear that creepy lucky tie of his
316 00:11:24,205 00:11:25,247 at competition? at competition?
317 00:11:25,277 00:11:26,679 Oh, god, I hope not. Oh, god, I hope not.
318 00:11:26,719 00:11:28,551 Supposedly, there's lucky underwear to match. Supposedly, there's lucky underwear to match.
319 00:11:28,581 00:11:29,893 Mental image, begone. Mental image, begone.
320 00:11:29,923 00:11:31,656 I heard he lives with his mother. I heard he lives with his mother.
321 00:11:31,696 00:11:33,728 I heard he plays the trombone for fun. I heard he plays the trombone for fun.
322 00:11:33,769 00:11:36,242 He's a liar, too... He says he was a Red Sox fan, He's a liar, too... He says he was a Red Sox fan,
323 00:11:36,272 00:11:37,844 but he didn't even know they traded Damon. but he didn't even know they traded Damon.
324 00:11:37,874 00:11:40,578 Really? He didn't know Damon was with the Yankees now? Really? He didn't know Damon was with the Yankees now?
325 00:11:40,618 00:11:42,250 You see steinbrenner made him cut his hair? You see steinbrenner made him cut his hair?
326 00:11:42,290 00:11:43,752 Yeah, he looks way less scary. Yeah, he looks way less scary.
327 00:11:43,792 00:11:45,525 Yeah, less intimidating to pitchers. Yeah, less intimidating to pitchers.
328 00:11:45,555 00:11:48,830 It's gonna shave 20 points off his batting average. It's gonna shave 20 points off his batting average.
329 00:11:48,870 00:11:50,272 Hey, what's that kid's name? Hey, what's that kid's name?
330 00:11:50,302 00:11:51,874 Freddie. His name is Freddie. Freddie. His name is Freddie.
331 00:11:51,904 00:11:54,277 Freddie, Freddie, apple-brown Betty... nice kid. Freddie, Freddie, apple-brown Betty... nice kid.
332 00:11:54,317 00:11:56,921 Yeah, well, I should study. Yeah, well, I should study.
333 00:11:56,951 00:11:58,323 You got it. You got it.
334 00:12:01,798 00:12:05,302 Mr. and Mrs. Moore, your horses are saddled and ready. Mr. and Mrs. Moore, your horses are saddled and ready.
335 00:12:05,342 00:12:07,616 Now, cletus is very gentle, but they're both sweethearts. Now, cletus is very gentle, but they're both sweethearts.
336 00:12:07,646 00:12:08,947 Rob is outside to help you get started. Rob is outside to help you get started.
337 00:12:08,978 00:12:09,989 Thank you. Thank you.
338 00:12:10,019 00:12:11,291 Okay, have fun. Okay, have fun.
339 00:12:11,321 00:12:13,223 Mrs. Kim, hi. Mrs. Kim, hi.
340 00:12:13,264 00:12:15,296 You let women ride horses? You let women ride horses?
341 00:12:15,326 00:12:17,339 Yes. [ Sighs ] Yes. [ Sighs ]
342 00:12:18,441 00:12:19,743 I have a request. I have a request.
343 00:12:19,773 00:12:21,575 This is a wedding dress. This is a wedding dress.
344 00:12:21,615 00:12:24,319 It's the dress I wore when I married Mr. Kim 28 years ago. It's the dress I wore when I married Mr. Kim 28 years ago.
345 00:12:24,349 00:12:26,562 Hmm, khaki with a big zipper down the middle. Hmm, khaki with a big zipper down the middle.
346 00:12:26,592 00:12:27,824 Fashion is a fluctuating thing, huh? Fashion is a fluctuating thing, huh?
347 00:12:28,995 00:12:30,968 Oh, oh, the dress is inside. Oh, oh, the dress is inside.
348 00:12:30,998 00:12:33,271 Right. I would like Lane to wear it at her wedding. Right. I would like Lane to wear it at her wedding.
349 00:12:33,311 00:12:35,915 But it's a tad big. Lane is smaller than me. But it's a tad big. Lane is smaller than me.
350 00:12:35,945 00:12:37,888 It might need a hem, and the sleeves should be shortened. It might need a hem, and the sleeves should be shortened.
351 00:12:37,918 00:12:40,291 Makes sense. I would like you to alter it for Lane. Makes sense. I would like you to alter it for Lane.
352 00:12:40,321 00:12:41,823 Well, of course. I would love to. Well, of course. I would love to.
353 00:12:41,863 00:12:43,696 Lane would like that, too. Anything for her. Lane would like that, too. Anything for her.
354 00:12:43,736 00:12:45,669 Alterations should be minor. Alterations should be minor.
355 00:12:45,699 00:12:47,972 Take it in a little here and there, and that should do it. Take it in a little here and there, and that should do it.
356 00:12:48,012 00:12:50,085 Okay, I'll give Lane a call and bring her in for a fitting. Okay, I'll give Lane a call and bring her in for a fitting.
357 00:12:50,115 00:12:53,019 Here's her height and arm length... that's all you need. Here's her height and arm length... that's all you need.
358 00:12:53,059 00:12:54,491 I'll get right on it. I'll get right on it.
359 00:12:54,521 00:12:55,763 Thank you. Thank you.
360 00:12:55,793 00:12:57,966 Do they at least ride sidesaddle, the women? Do they at least ride sidesaddle, the women?
361 00:12:57,996 00:12:59,868 Yes, every single one of them. Yes, every single one of them.
362 00:12:59,908 00:13:01,771 Good. Good.
363 00:13:06,888 00:13:07,859 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
364 00:13:10,093 00:13:11,865 Uh, Paris, what's going on here? Uh, Paris, what's going on here?
365 00:13:11,895 00:13:13,067 I just need 10 more minutes. I just need 10 more minutes.
366 00:13:13,107 00:13:14,739 I took a delete-boring-answers pass I took a delete-boring-answers pass
367 00:13:14,769 00:13:16,912 on my interview with professor whittington on my interview with professor whittington
368 00:13:16,942 00:13:18,745 and ended up with a tidy 16-word piece. and ended up with a tidy 16-word piece.
369 00:13:18,785 00:13:20,958 His wife must want to suck a tail pipe every night. His wife must want to suck a tail pipe every night.
370 00:13:20,988 00:13:22,760 I'm putting stuff back in now. I'm putting stuff back in now.
371 00:13:22,790 00:13:24,563 I meant with the big jar of disgusting insects. I meant with the big jar of disgusting insects.
372 00:13:24,593 00:13:26,095 Oh. They're fruit flies. Oh. They're fruit flies.
373 00:13:26,135 00:13:28,438 I'm finishing an important paper on population genetics, I'm finishing an important paper on population genetics,
374 00:13:28,468 00:13:30,681 and I have to monitor how often drosophila melanogaster and I have to monitor how often drosophila melanogaster
375 00:13:30,711 00:13:31,783 do the nasty. do the nasty.
376 00:13:31,813 00:13:33,786 Gross. Complain to god, not me. Gross. Complain to god, not me.
377 00:13:33,816 00:13:35,588 Did you have to bring them into the newsroom? Did you have to bring them into the newsroom?
378 00:13:35,618 00:13:36,890 I can't just leave them home. I can't just leave them home.
379 00:13:36,930 00:13:38,592 They could escape and infest my apartment. They could escape and infest my apartment.
380 00:13:38,632 00:13:40,605 Meaning they could escape and infest the newsroom. Meaning they could escape and infest the newsroom.
381 00:13:40,635 00:13:42,107 At least no one sleeps in the newsroom, At least no one sleeps in the newsroom,
382 00:13:42,137 00:13:44,140 and if they bring food and flies get in the food, and if they bring food and flies get in the food,
383 00:13:44,180 00:13:46,884 they'll learn to follow the "no food in the newsroom" rule. they'll learn to follow the "no food in the newsroom" rule.
384 00:13:46,914 00:13:48,686 We don't have that rule. We should. We don't have that rule. We should.
385 00:13:48,716 00:13:50,529 Get them out of here. I need 9 minutes. Get them out of here. I need 9 minutes.
386 00:13:50,559 00:13:51,961 Paris. 8 1/2. Paris. 8 1/2.
387 00:13:51,991 00:13:53,503 You want the interview, I got to keep typing. You want the interview, I got to keep typing.
388 00:13:53,533 00:13:55,065 Okay, 9 minutes. Okay, 9 minutes.
389 00:13:55,105 00:13:56,477 Hey, chief, got a minute? Hey, chief, got a minute?
390 00:13:56,507 00:13:57,809 Um, a minute. Um, a minute.
391 00:13:57,839 00:14:00,483 I'm a little confused about something. I'm a little confused about something.
392 00:14:00,513 00:14:02,055 I was working on the piece about textbook prices. I was working on the piece about textbook prices.
393 00:14:02,085 00:14:04,689 It wasn't gonna earn me my pulitzer, It wasn't gonna earn me my pulitzer,
394 00:14:04,729 00:14:05,830 but I already put a lot of work into it, but I already put a lot of work into it,
395 00:14:05,860 00:14:07,663 and I just checked the server and I just checked the server
396 00:14:07,703 00:14:09,165 and noticed that a piece on the same topic's been written. and noticed that a piece on the same topic's been written.
397 00:14:09,205 00:14:10,276 Yes, it has been. Yes, it has been.
398 00:14:10,306 00:14:12,039 Our wires get crossed? Nope. Our wires get crossed? Nope.
399 00:14:12,079 00:14:13,581 Who wrote it? I did. Who wrote it? I did.
400 00:14:13,611 00:14:14,913 Why? Why?
401 00:14:14,953 00:14:16,825 It's topical. It affects every student. It's topical. It affects every student.
402 00:14:16,855 00:14:19,930 I wanted to be sure that it would get done. I wanted to be sure that it would get done.
403 00:14:19,960 00:14:21,302 I didn't think you'd meet the deadline. I didn't think you'd meet the deadline.
404 00:14:21,332 00:14:23,605 Based on what? Based on past performance. Based on what? Based on past performance.
405 00:14:23,635 00:14:25,878 Past performance is no indication of future performance. Past performance is no indication of future performance.
406 00:14:25,908 00:14:28,852 Wise men call that a sucker's Maxim. Wise men call that a sucker's Maxim.
407 00:14:28,882 00:14:30,284 I interviewed textbook publishers, authors. I interviewed textbook publishers, authors.
408 00:14:30,324 00:14:32,187 I was gonna get more quotes from students. I was gonna get more quotes from students.
409 00:14:32,227 00:14:35,662 I know. I used your research. A lot of it came in handy. I know. I used your research. A lot of it came in handy.
410 00:14:35,702 00:14:37,935 The stuff that I could make sense out of. Good. The stuff that I could make sense out of. Good.
411 00:14:37,975 00:14:40,008 Look, you'll get your by-line, if that's what this is about. Look, you'll get your by-line, if that's what this is about.
412 00:14:40,048 00:14:42,721 You know that's not what this is about. You know that's not what this is about.
413 00:14:42,752 00:14:44,224 Everyone knew I was assigned that piece, Everyone knew I was assigned that piece,
414 00:14:44,254 00:14:45,826 and now they know it's been taken away from me. and now they know it's been taken away from me.
415 00:14:45,856 00:14:47,758 Logan, I'm sorry. It's as you said. Logan, I'm sorry. It's as you said.
416 00:14:47,799 00:14:50,102 Our wires got crossed. It happens. Let's move on. Our wires got crossed. It happens. Let's move on.
417 00:14:50,132 00:14:51,774 Okay, we'll move on. Okay, we'll move on.
418 00:14:51,804 00:14:53,246 And what's with this? And what's with this?
419 00:14:53,276 00:14:54,708 Keep walking, whitey. Keep walking, whitey.
420 00:14:54,748 00:14:56,180 You let fruit flies in the newsroom? You let fruit flies in the newsroom?
421 00:14:56,210 00:14:57,923 It's not hurting anybody. It's disgusting. It's not hurting anybody. It's disgusting.
422 00:14:57,953 00:14:59,955 I just need five more minutes. Don't rush, Paris. I just need five more minutes. Don't rush, Paris.
423 00:14:59,996 00:15:01,858 The fruit flies are not hurting anybody, The fruit flies are not hurting anybody,
424 00:15:01,898 00:15:04,071 and Paris is working on something that I'm waiting on. and Paris is working on something that I'm waiting on.
425 00:15:04,101 00:15:06,034 I would prefer it if she weren't interrupted. I would prefer it if she weren't interrupted.
426 00:15:06,074 00:15:07,907 Sorry, Paris. Sorry, Paris.
427 00:15:15,798 00:15:18,031 Guys, just remind me... Who's allergic to dairy? Guys, just remind me... Who's allergic to dairy?
428 00:15:18,071 00:15:19,743 There you go. No Mayo. There you go. No Mayo.
429 00:15:19,773 00:15:21,846 Who's allergic to wheat? Who's allergic to wheat?
430 00:15:21,876 00:15:23,678 There you go, Tori, bound for glory. There you go, Tori, bound for glory.
431 00:15:23,719 00:15:25,151 And who's low sodium? And who's low sodium?
432 00:15:25,181 00:15:29,026 There you go, apple-brown Betty Freddie, no salt. There you go, apple-brown Betty Freddie, no salt.
433 00:15:29,056 00:15:30,328 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
434 00:15:30,368 00:15:32,230 Uh, hey. Uh, hey.
435 00:15:32,270 00:15:35,775 Hey. You know, I'm still mad about that math competition. Hey. You know, I'm still mad about that math competition.
436 00:15:35,805 00:15:37,818 Those buzzers in the countdown round were rigged. Those buzzers in the countdown round were rigged.
437 00:15:37,848 00:15:40,051 I know they were. The judges were on the take. I know they were. The judges were on the take.
438 00:15:40,091 00:15:41,854 He's called a moderator, actually. He's called a moderator, actually.
439 00:15:41,894 00:15:45,469 Yeah, well, whatever they are. I'm lodging a protest. Yeah, well, whatever they are. I'm lodging a protest.
440 00:15:45,499 00:15:47,371 Luke, could we talk for a sec? Luke, could we talk for a sec?
441 00:15:47,401 00:15:49,174 Sure. Sure.
442 00:15:51,547 00:15:54,451 What's up? What's up?
443 00:15:54,491 00:15:55,493 You know Freddie, right? You know Freddie, right?
444 00:15:55,523 00:15:56,995 Yeah, good kid. Yeah, good kid.
445 00:15:57,025 00:15:58,427 Well, I-I like him. Well, I-I like him.
446 00:15:58,467 00:16:00,800 Oh, well, I like him, too. Oh, well, I like him, too.
447 00:16:00,840 00:16:02,442 He seems less insane than the others. He seems less insane than the others.
448 00:16:02,472 00:16:05,276 I don't mean like him the way you like him, I hope. I don't mean like him the way you like him, I hope.
449 00:16:05,316 00:16:06,478 You've known him longer. You've known him longer.
450 00:16:06,518 00:16:07,920 And I'm a girl. I know that. And I'm a girl. I know that.
451 00:16:07,950 00:16:10,293 And he's a boy. I know that, too. And he's a boy. I know that, too.
452 00:16:11,325 00:16:13,067 Oh! You like him. Oh! You like him.
453 00:16:13,097 00:16:15,941 Shh! I'm not quite ready to proclaim it to the world yet. Shh! I'm not quite ready to proclaim it to the world yet.
454 00:16:15,971 00:16:19,376 Are you old enough to like a boy? I'm not sure. Are you old enough to like a boy? I'm not sure.
455 00:16:19,416 00:16:22,420 I'll have to see whether you're supposed to like boys yet. I'll have to see whether you're supposed to like boys yet.
456 00:16:22,450 00:16:23,592 It's a fact either which way. It's a fact either which way.
457 00:16:23,622 00:16:25,364 Okay, so what do you want me to do? Okay, so what do you want me to do?
458 00:16:25,394 00:16:28,569 For starters, it would help if you stopped calling him Betty. For starters, it would help if you stopped calling him Betty.
459 00:16:28,599 00:16:30,311 And you sitting next to me all the time And you sitting next to me all the time
460 00:16:30,341 00:16:31,513 is kind of getting in the way. is kind of getting in the way.
461 00:16:31,543 00:16:33,446 Oh, jeez, I didn't realize. Oh, jeez, I didn't realize.
462 00:16:33,486 00:16:35,248 You're pretty oblivious. You're pretty oblivious.
463 00:16:35,288 00:16:37,421 It seems like Freddie is... Don't look at him! It seems like Freddie is... Don't look at him!
464 00:16:37,461 00:16:40,365 Sorry. You pay less attention to Freddie than the other boys. Sorry. You pay less attention to Freddie than the other boys.
465 00:16:40,395 00:16:41,897 Because I like him. Because I like him.
466 00:16:41,937 00:16:43,369 You like him, so you ignore him? You like him, so you ignore him?
467 00:16:43,409 00:16:45,012 But you're always palling around with Kevin. But you're always palling around with Kevin.
468 00:16:45,042 00:16:47,986 Kevin makes me sick. You're over thinking this. Kevin makes me sick. You're over thinking this.
469 00:16:48,016 00:16:49,187 Don't look at him! Don't look at him!
470 00:16:49,217 00:16:51,220 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
471 00:16:51,260 00:16:53,133 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
472 00:16:53,163 00:16:55,967 Well, shouldn't be sitting next to you, then, huh? Well, shouldn't be sitting next to you, then, huh?
473 00:16:55,997 00:16:57,409 Maybe not. Maybe not.
474 00:16:57,439 00:16:59,672 Guess I'll go sit with the parents. Guess I'll go sit with the parents.
475 00:16:59,712 00:17:01,244 I think that's a good idea. I think that's a good idea.
476 00:17:01,284 00:17:04,088 Okay. Well, you want to go back together, Okay. Well, you want to go back together,
477 00:17:04,118 00:17:06,091 or should we stagger it a little? or should we stagger it a little?
478 00:17:06,121 00:17:08,064 Five me a four-second head start. Five me a four-second head start.
479 00:17:08,094 00:17:09,636 You got it. You got it.
480 00:17:12,009 00:17:13,311 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
481 00:17:13,341 00:17:16,115 Colin: You cannot be out of wild Turkey. Colin: You cannot be out of wild Turkey.
482 00:17:16,145 00:17:17,357 Logan: I've got everything else under the sun. Logan: I've got everything else under the sun.
483 00:17:17,387 00:17:18,588 Pick one and stop your nagging. Pick one and stop your nagging.
484 00:17:18,618 00:17:20,331 You cannot be out of wild Turkey. You cannot be out of wild Turkey.
485 00:17:20,361 00:17:22,093 No matter how many times you tell me I'm not out No matter how many times you tell me I'm not out
486 00:17:22,133 00:17:23,435 doesn't change the fact that I'm out. doesn't change the fact that I'm out.
487 00:17:23,465 00:17:24,667 Hands. Hands.
488 00:17:24,707 00:17:25,738 Jerk. Jerk.
489 00:17:25,768 00:17:27,511 Hi, everyone. Hi, everyone.
490 00:17:27,541 00:17:30,114 Hey, Rory. Get yourself a drink. Anything but wild Turkey. Hey, Rory. Get yourself a drink. Anything but wild Turkey.
491 00:17:30,154 00:17:32,057 Forget it. She doesn't drink on school nights. Forget it. She doesn't drink on school nights.
492 00:17:32,087 00:17:33,759 I sometimes do. I sometimes do.
493 00:17:33,790 00:17:36,093 The woman of the house had no idea we were going to be here. The woman of the house had no idea we were going to be here.
494 00:17:36,133 00:17:37,164 Okay that we're here, love? Okay that we're here, love?
495 00:17:37,204 00:17:39,007 Of course it's okay. Of course it's okay.
496 00:17:39,037 00:17:41,080 I haven't called you love since that night in bimini. I haven't called you love since that night in bimini.
497 00:17:41,110 00:17:44,054 It's fine that you're here. What's with the maps? It's fine that you're here. What's with the maps?
498 00:17:44,084 00:17:45,616 Graduation is imminent, Rory. Graduation is imminent, Rory.
499 00:17:45,656 00:17:48,660 So we are planning the ultimate life and death brigade event. So we are planning the ultimate life and death brigade event.
500 00:17:48,690 00:17:51,034 Not only the ultimate, but the penultimate. Not only the ultimate, but the penultimate.
501 00:17:51,064 00:17:53,106 Penultimate means next to last, Finn. Penultimate means next to last, Finn.
502 00:17:53,136 00:17:54,408 This is the last one. This is the last one.
503 00:17:54,438 00:17:56,241 I thought it meant super-ultimate. I thought it meant super-ultimate.
504 00:17:56,281 00:17:57,713 How did you get into Yale? Slept with the recruiter. How did you get into Yale? Slept with the recruiter.
505 00:17:57,753 00:17:59,155 What's the stunt? What's the stunt?
506 00:17:59,185 00:18:00,427 We're flown on a twin-engine plane We're flown on a twin-engine plane
507 00:18:00,457 00:18:02,289 to a remote spot in Costa Rica. to a remote spot in Costa Rica.
508 00:18:02,329 00:18:05,504 We Don parachutes, base-jump off a cliff whose height is... We Don parachutes, base-jump off a cliff whose height is...
509 00:18:05,534 00:18:09,409 Exactly 3,624 feet, unless that's a 2. Exactly 3,624 feet, unless that's a 2.
510 00:18:09,439 00:18:11,452 We land on the banks of the San Juan river. We land on the banks of the San Juan river.
511 00:18:11,482 00:18:12,654 Hopefully not in the river. Hopefully not in the river.
512 00:18:12,684 00:18:14,787 Or on the Nicaraguan side of the river. Or on the Nicaraguan side of the river.
513 00:18:14,827 00:18:17,130 We inflate a raft, white-water three miles down We inflate a raft, white-water three miles down
514 00:18:17,160 00:18:19,433 to a meeting point, where a blowout party will take place. to a meeting point, where a blowout party will take place.
515 00:18:19,463 00:18:22,237 It's a 2, gents. I'm pretty sure it's a 2... Or an 8. It's a 2, gents. I'm pretty sure it's a 2... Or an 8.
516 00:18:22,277 00:18:23,779 Where do you get the inflatable raft? Where do you get the inflatable raft?
517 00:18:23,809 00:18:25,582 One of us will parachute with it in our packs. One of us will parachute with it in our packs.
518 00:18:25,612 00:18:27,284 I've got the DVD player. I've got the DVD player.
519 00:18:27,324 00:18:28,656 I've got the champagne and the bong. I've got the champagne and the bong.
520 00:18:28,686 00:18:30,228 If I take it, it'll crush the cigars. If I take it, it'll crush the cigars.
521 00:18:30,258 00:18:32,401 Stand down, boys. I'll jump with the raft. Stand down, boys. I'll jump with the raft.
522 00:18:32,431 00:18:34,374 You're planning this all very carefully, right? You're planning this all very carefully, right?
523 00:18:34,404 00:18:37,308 We have a topographical-map expert in our midst. We have a topographical-map expert in our midst.
524 00:18:37,348 00:18:39,481 It's a 3. I'm 90% sure. It's a 3. I'm 90% sure.
525 00:18:39,511 00:18:41,824 Why don't you make extra sure you have the right number there? Why don't you make extra sure you have the right number there?
526 00:18:41,854 00:18:43,527 Hey, let the man do his thing. Hey, let the man do his thing.
527 00:18:43,557 00:18:45,760 Well, I would if the man doing his thing weren't drunk Well, I would if the man doing his thing weren't drunk
528 00:18:45,800 00:18:48,173 and hadn't forgotten to put on his reading glasses. and hadn't forgotten to put on his reading glasses.
529 00:18:48,203 00:18:49,675 Oh, my god. I'm not wearing my glasses. Oh, my god. I'm not wearing my glasses.
530 00:18:49,705 00:18:51,277 They flew off when you did that impression They flew off when you did that impression
531 00:18:51,307 00:18:52,850 of the old guy getting shot by dick Cheney. of the old guy getting shot by dick Cheney.
532 00:18:52,880 00:18:55,353 Who's flying this twin-engine airplane, Who's flying this twin-engine airplane,
533 00:18:55,383 00:18:57,396 and who's supplying the parachutes? and who's supplying the parachutes?
534 00:18:57,426 00:19:00,630 I mean, there must be a weight limit to make that jump, right? I mean, there must be a weight limit to make that jump, right?
535 00:19:00,670 00:19:01,902 Do you guys know what the weight limit is? Do you guys know what the weight limit is?
536 00:19:01,932 00:19:03,404 So you came home just to piss on the fun? So you came home just to piss on the fun?
537 00:19:03,444 00:19:06,248 No, I came home because I live here. No, I came home because I live here.
538 00:19:06,278 00:19:07,580 You know, guys, You know, guys,
539 00:19:07,620 00:19:09,883 maybe we should resume our planning another time. maybe we should resume our planning another time.
540 00:19:09,923 00:19:11,325 Yeah, I guess maybe we should. Yeah, I guess maybe we should.
541 00:19:11,355 00:19:12,757 I'll never be able to refold these. I'll never be able to refold these.
542 00:19:12,797 00:19:14,870 Just grab them and let's go, Robert. Just grab them and let's go, Robert.
543 00:19:14,900 00:19:16,532 Okay if I return this another time? Okay if I return this another time?
544 00:19:16,573 00:19:18,605 Sure. Sure.
545 00:19:18,645 00:19:20,378 Go with them if you want. Go with them if you want.
546 00:19:20,418 00:19:21,720 Is it your life mission Is it your life mission
547 00:19:21,750 00:19:24,524 to embarrass me at every opportunity you get? to embarrass me at every opportunity you get?
548 00:19:24,554 00:19:26,496 It's Robert, Colin, and Finn, Logan. It's Robert, Colin, and Finn, Logan.
549 00:19:26,526 00:19:28,529 I've seen them all dance naked with underwear on their heads. I've seen them all dance naked with underwear on their heads.
550 00:19:28,569 00:19:30,402 There's no embarrassing you in front of them. There's no embarrassing you in front of them.
551 00:19:30,442 00:19:31,874 Well, you embarrassed me tonight. Well, you embarrassed me tonight.
552 00:19:31,904 00:19:33,947 How, by pointing out that the stunt you're planning How, by pointing out that the stunt you're planning
553 00:19:33,977 00:19:35,619 doesn't exactly sound safe? doesn't exactly sound safe?
554 00:19:35,649 00:19:37,522 It's called the life and death brigade, Rory It's called the life and death brigade, Rory
555 00:19:37,552 00:19:39,825 yeah, and you're supposed to try to avoid the death part. yeah, and you're supposed to try to avoid the death part.
556 00:19:39,855 00:19:42,028 This is not your business, and why aren't you at the paper? This is not your business, and why aren't you at the paper?
557 00:19:42,068 00:19:43,770 You're always at the paper at this time of night. You're always at the paper at this time of night.
558 00:19:43,800 00:19:45,343 Finished early. Finished early.
559 00:19:45,373 00:19:47,676 How? You let people write their own articles? How? You let people write their own articles?
560 00:19:47,716 00:19:51,892 That's old news. You knew that would embarrass me, and you didn't care. That's old news. You knew that would embarrass me, and you didn't care.
561 00:19:51,922 00:19:53,594 Even when we're together, you're some place else. Even when we're together, you're some place else.
562 00:19:53,624 00:19:55,397 You leave, and you don't kiss me goodbye. You leave, and you don't kiss me goodbye.
563 00:19:55,427 00:19:57,099 At dinner, you're on your cellphone the whole time. At dinner, you're on your cellphone the whole time.
564 00:19:57,129 00:19:59,973 You never leave notes anymore about where you're gonna be. You never leave notes anymore about where you're gonna be.
565 00:20:00,003 00:20:02,476 You haven't forgiven me You haven't forgiven me
566 00:20:02,516 00:20:03,989 for the girls I was with when we were separated. for the girls I was with when we were separated.
567 00:20:04,019 00:20:05,691 I said I forgive you. I said I forgive you.
568 00:20:05,721 00:20:06,953 Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though. Yeah, you said it, but you haven't, though.
569 00:20:06,993 00:20:09,396 You haven't. You haven't.
570 00:20:09,426 00:20:11,038 I'll be at the pub. I'll be at the pub.
571 00:20:13,572 00:20:15,444 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
572 00:20:18,819 00:20:19,791 Lorelai! Lorelai!
573 00:20:19,821 00:20:21,423 Hi, Lane. Hi, Lane.
574 00:20:21,463 00:20:22,524 You're in possession. You're in possession.
575 00:20:22,564 00:20:23,896 Of what? Of the wedding dress. Of what? Of the wedding dress.
576 00:20:23,936 00:20:25,869 Oh, um, yeah. It's safe and sound. Oh, um, yeah. It's safe and sound.
577 00:20:25,899 00:20:27,541 I was just starting to dig into it. I was just starting to dig into it.
578 00:20:27,571 00:20:30,415 Don't dig. Slice, kill, maim, destroy. Don't dig. Slice, kill, maim, destroy.
579 00:20:30,445 00:20:33,149 Sic a mad pack of wolves on it. Douse it with lighter fluid. Sic a mad pack of wolves on it. Douse it with lighter fluid.
580 00:20:33,189 00:20:34,621 I cannot wear that dress. I cannot wear that dress.
581 00:20:34,661 00:20:36,193 Yeah, I know. It's a little old-world. Yeah, I know. It's a little old-world.
582 00:20:36,223 00:20:38,096 Have you looked at it? Parts of it. Have you looked at it? Parts of it.
583 00:20:38,136 00:20:40,840 You can't take it in at once. The eyeball is not capable. You can't take it in at once. The eyeball is not capable.
584 00:20:40,870 00:20:42,041 It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
585 00:20:42,072 00:20:44,014 It's got pants. No! It's got pants. No!
586 00:20:44,044 00:20:45,787 You didn't look at it very carefully. You didn't look at it very carefully.
587 00:20:45,817 00:20:47,149 Well, I will remove the pants. Well, I will remove the pants.
588 00:20:47,189 00:20:48,861 Oh, it's every girl's dream Oh, it's every girl's dream
589 00:20:48,891 00:20:50,633 to hear the woman altering her wedding dress say, to hear the woman altering her wedding dress say,
590 00:20:50,663 00:20:51,895 "I'll remove the pants." "I'll remove the pants."
591 00:20:51,935 00:20:53,467 I'm sure once I alter it a little... I'm sure once I alter it a little...
592 00:20:53,507 00:20:55,070 No, don't alter it. Have an accident. No, don't alter it. Have an accident.
593 00:20:55,110 00:20:57,142 Leave a warm iron on it. Spill a vat of acid on it. Leave a warm iron on it. Spill a vat of acid on it.
594 00:20:57,173 00:20:58,845 Run your car over it. Run your car over it.
595 00:20:58,885 00:21:00,047 Lane, Lane, I haven't even put it on the mannequin yet. Lane, Lane, I haven't even put it on the mannequin yet.
596 00:21:00,087 00:21:01,819 Now, let me start work on it, Now, let me start work on it,
597 00:21:01,859 00:21:04,793 and I will keep you fully posted every step of the way and... and I will keep you fully posted every step of the way and...
598 00:21:06,165 00:21:07,767 What? My mom? What? My mom?
599 00:21:07,807 00:21:10,611 No, my mom and dad. I thought I saw something. No, my mom and dad. I thought I saw something.
600 00:21:10,641 00:21:12,113 Well, focus, focus. Well, focus, focus.
601 00:21:12,143 00:21:13,886 Important topic we're discussing here. Important topic we're discussing here.
602 00:21:13,916 00:21:15,258 All right, I got to run. I'll call you later. All right, I got to run. I'll call you later.
603 00:21:15,288 00:21:17,531 Lorelai! Lorelai!
604 00:21:22,007 00:21:23,609 I'm not above bribing. I'm not above bribing.
605 00:21:23,639 00:21:25,041 Don't sneak up on me like that. Don't sneak up on me like that.
606 00:21:25,081 00:21:26,613 It's all about the Hamiltons, baby. It's all about the Hamiltons, baby.
607 00:21:26,644 00:21:28,186 You can't pay me to ruin your dress. You can't pay me to ruin your dress.
608 00:21:28,216 00:21:30,789 Forget about your parents and concentrate on this. Forget about your parents and concentrate on this.
609 00:21:30,829 00:21:32,792 Wait, so you saw them, too? I'm not insane? Wait, so you saw them, too? I'm not insane?
610 00:21:32,832 00:21:34,735 They've been walking around town all morning. They've been walking around town all morning.
611 00:21:34,765 00:21:36,037 Any guess as to why? Any guess as to why?
612 00:21:36,067 00:21:37,579 Shred the dress, and I'll tell you. Shred the dress, and I'll tell you.
613 00:21:37,609 00:21:39,111 Do you really know why? No. Do you really know why? No.
614 00:21:39,141 00:21:40,983 Well, then I'm not gonna ruin the dress. Well, then I'm not gonna ruin the dress.
615 00:21:41,014 00:21:42,816 Well, I did see them talking to kirk earlier. Well, I did see them talking to kirk earlier.
616 00:21:42,856 00:21:44,128 Kirk? Kirk?
617 00:21:44,158 00:21:46,631 Yeah, and he was wearing his maroon jacket. Yeah, and he was wearing his maroon jacket.
618 00:21:46,661 00:21:48,364 His real-estate jacket. This is not good! His real-estate jacket. This is not good!
619 00:21:48,404 00:21:50,136 My life is in your hands. My life is in your hands.
620 00:21:50,166 00:21:52,109 I don't think you're fully comprehending that fact. I don't think you're fully comprehending that fact.
621 00:21:59,289 00:22:01,162 I guess I'm going. I guess I'm going.
622 00:22:01,202 00:22:02,934 Okay. Okay.
623 00:22:02,964 00:22:05,738 I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days. I'll be out of cellphone range for a couple days.
624 00:22:05,778 00:22:07,180 I know. I know.
625 00:22:09,183 00:22:11,426 I'll see you. I'll see you.
626 00:22:11,456 00:22:13,389 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
627 00:22:16,403 00:22:18,406 Kirk! Kirk!
628 00:22:21,480 00:22:22,381 Kirk! Kirk!
629 00:22:22,411 00:22:23,382 Mask! Mask!
630 00:22:23,413 00:22:25,285 What? Mask. What? Mask.
631 00:22:25,325 00:22:26,327 What is this? What is this?
632 00:22:26,357 00:22:27,899 I've done it, Lorelai. I've done it, Lorelai.
633 00:22:27,929 00:22:30,102 I finally landed my first listing. I finally landed my first listing.
634 00:22:30,132 00:22:31,474 Where are my parents? Where are my parents?
635 00:22:31,504 00:22:33,036 This is the beginning of my rise This is the beginning of my rise
636 00:22:33,076 00:22:36,110 to the top of the real-estate industry. to the top of the real-estate industry.
637 00:22:36,150 00:22:37,452 Do you happen to be in the market for a house? Do you happen to be in the market for a house?
638 00:22:37,482 00:22:39,184 'Cause this baby's a honey. 'Cause this baby's a honey.
639 00:22:39,225 00:22:41,027 Something in the corner just moved. Just a rat. Something in the corner just moved. Just a rat.
640 00:22:41,057 00:22:43,060 I'd have told you about them before you bought the place. I'd have told you about them before you bought the place.
641 00:22:43,100 00:22:45,133 The law also requires me to inform you The law also requires me to inform you
642 00:22:45,173 00:22:49,449 that the house has toxic mold, asbestos, methane gas, that the house has toxic mold, asbestos, methane gas,
643 00:22:49,479 00:22:53,424 buckling floors, a crumbling foundation, visible fungus, buckling floors, a crumbling foundation, visible fungus,
644 00:22:53,454 00:22:56,959 a collapsed fireplace, ceiling damage, water damage, a collapsed fireplace, ceiling damage, water damage,
645 00:22:56,999 00:22:59,903 and it was the recent site of a wicca convention and it was the recent site of a wicca convention
646 00:22:59,933 00:23:02,307 and a particularly grisly murder/suicide... and a particularly grisly murder/suicide...
647 00:23:02,347 00:23:03,408 Nothing we can't work with. Nothing we can't work with.
648 00:23:03,448 00:23:05,221 I'm not in the market. I'm not in the market.
649 00:23:05,251 00:23:07,995 Now, listen, I know my parents are shopping for houses. Now, listen, I know my parents are shopping for houses.
650 00:23:08,025 00:23:09,527 And I need to know where they are right now. And I need to know where they are right now.
651 00:23:09,557 00:23:11,570 I'm sorry. That's confidential information. I'm sorry. That's confidential information.
652 00:23:11,600 00:23:13,402 In fact, the fact that I was with them was confidential. In fact, the fact that I was with them was confidential.
653 00:23:13,432 00:23:15,245 So I'm gonna have to ask you to pretend So I'm gonna have to ask you to pretend
654 00:23:15,275 00:23:16,947 that I haven't already confirmed that I was with them, that I haven't already confirmed that I was with them,
655 00:23:16,977 00:23:18,279 which I wasn't. which I wasn't.
656 00:23:18,319 00:23:19,951 [ Fluttering ] Oh, god, what was that? [ Fluttering ] Oh, god, what was that?
657 00:23:19,981 00:23:21,493 Bat. Don't worry. Bat. Don't worry.
658 00:23:21,523 00:23:24,467 When you spray for cockroaches, the bats die, too, usually. When you spray for cockroaches, the bats die, too, usually.
659 00:23:24,498 00:23:26,430 At the very least, it knocks the wind out of them At the very least, it knocks the wind out of them
660 00:23:26,470 00:23:27,942 so they wind up wobbling on the floor, so they wind up wobbling on the floor,
661 00:23:27,972 00:23:29,274 so you can just whack them with a hammer... so you can just whack them with a hammer...
662 00:23:29,304 00:23:30,846 Nothing we can't work with. Nothing we can't work with.
663 00:23:30,876 00:23:32,479 Kirk, I am your friend, but they are my parents, Kirk, I am your friend, but they are my parents,
664 00:23:32,519 00:23:34,151 and I need to find them right now. and I need to find them right now.
665 00:23:34,191 00:23:35,353 It's important. It's important.
666 00:23:35,393 00:23:37,155 Well, I shouldn't tell you this, Well, I shouldn't tell you this,
667 00:23:37,195 00:23:40,169 but I know they were looking at two properties on maple drive. but I know they were looking at two properties on maple drive.
668 00:23:40,199 00:23:41,902 They're probably around there right now. They're probably around there right now.
669 00:23:41,942 00:23:44,145 Too bad I couldn't get them interested in this property. Too bad I couldn't get them interested in this property.
670 00:23:44,175 00:23:45,917 It has great bones. It has great bones.
671 00:23:45,947 00:23:48,451 Literally. There's an Indian burial ground underneath it. Literally. There's an Indian burial ground underneath it.
672 00:23:48,491 00:23:50,253 Thanks. See ya. Thanks. See ya.
673 00:23:51,525 00:23:53,868 Don't run. It scares the bat. Don't run. It scares the bat.
674 00:24:26,013 00:24:27,445 [ Gasps ] Mom, dad! [ Gasps ] Mom, dad!
675 00:24:27,475 00:24:29,648 Wow, what are you doing here? Wow, what are you doing here?
676 00:24:29,688 00:24:31,591 Hey, did we have something set up? Hey, did we have something set up?
677 00:24:31,621 00:24:33,193 Uh, no. No. Uh, no. No.
678 00:24:33,223 00:24:34,565 No? Then what's up? No? Then what's up?
679 00:24:34,595 00:24:36,638 Well, we're here to, um... Well, we're here to, um...
680 00:24:36,668 00:24:38,070 Do a little antiquing. Do a little antiquing.
681 00:24:38,110 00:24:39,742 Right, antiquing. Right, antiquing.
682 00:24:39,772 00:24:41,745 We're hitting litchfield, woodbridge, Washington depot. We're hitting litchfield, woodbridge, Washington depot.
683 00:24:41,785 00:24:43,718 Well, we have some great antique stores Well, we have some great antique stores
684 00:24:43,748 00:24:45,060 right here in little old stars hollow. right here in little old stars hollow.
685 00:24:45,090 00:24:46,462 That's what brings us. That's what brings us.
686 00:24:46,492 00:24:49,065 So you've been to Madison house? Where? So you've been to Madison house? Where?
687 00:24:49,095 00:24:50,798 Oh, amazing stuff, lots of colonial. Oh, amazing stuff, lots of colonial.
688 00:24:50,838 00:24:53,642 It's not in my price range, but I love to browse around. It's not in my price range, but I love to browse around.
689 00:24:53,672 00:24:55,314 I'll take you there right now. I'll take you there right now.
690 00:24:55,344 00:24:58,058 Oh, uh, I don't know if now is a good time. Oh, uh, I don't know if now is a good time.
691 00:24:58,088 00:25:00,091 We have an appointment to keep. We have an appointment to keep.
692 00:25:00,121 00:25:01,833 Huh, I thought you were just walking around shopping. Huh, I thought you were just walking around shopping.
693 00:25:01,863 00:25:03,666 We are. We are.
694 00:25:03,696 00:25:06,509 We made an appointment at an appointments-only antique shop. We made an appointment at an appointments-only antique shop.
695 00:25:06,540 00:25:10,114 We have those here? We have an appointment at 1:00. We have those here? We have an appointment at 1:00.
696 00:25:10,145 00:25:12,718 Well, I'll go with you. They're only expecting two of us. Well, I'll go with you. They're only expecting two of us.
697 00:25:12,758 00:25:15,632 They can squeeze in one more. Promise I won't break anything. They can squeeze in one more. Promise I won't break anything.
698 00:25:15,662 00:25:17,695 Come on, take me there. Come on, take me there.
699 00:25:17,735 00:25:19,768 It's actually not for a while, so we can't take you there now. It's actually not for a while, so we can't take you there now.
700 00:25:19,808 00:25:21,510 Perfect. Then we'll hit Madison house first. Perfect. Then we'll hit Madison house first.
701 00:25:21,540 00:25:23,183 It's just a 10-minute walk. Come on. It's just a 10-minute walk. Come on.
702 00:25:23,213 00:25:25,516 All right. Lead the way. All right. Lead the way.
703 00:25:25,556 00:25:28,790 I'd say let's drive, but our streets... forget about it. I'd say let's drive, but our streets... forget about it.
704 00:25:28,831 00:25:30,232 What about the streets? What about the streets?
705 00:25:30,263 00:25:31,434 Oh, they're clogged night and day. Oh, they're clogged night and day.
706 00:25:31,464 00:25:33,237 Yep, total gridlock. Yep, total gridlock.
707 00:25:33,267 00:25:35,510 It's not gonna help when they build that big box store. It's not gonna help when they build that big box store.
708 00:25:35,540 00:25:36,742 They're building a box store? They're building a box store?
709 00:25:36,782 00:25:38,214 Oh, yeah, right in the center of town. Oh, yeah, right in the center of town.
710 00:25:38,254 00:25:39,716 Those things are hideous. Those things are hideous.
711 00:25:39,756 00:25:41,759 Yeah, it's gonna wipe out all our local businesses. Yeah, it's gonna wipe out all our local businesses.
712 00:25:41,789 00:25:45,504 This place will be a ghost town. Ooh, hold your breath. This place will be a ghost town. Ooh, hold your breath.
713 00:25:45,534 00:25:47,266 Oh, god, sorry. Sewer problems. Oh, god, sorry. Sewer problems.
714 00:25:47,306 00:25:49,379 Your public-works department needs to be notified. Your public-works department needs to be notified.
715 00:25:49,409 00:25:51,452 No, they're on strike. Well, they're always on strike. No, they're on strike. Well, they're always on strike.
716 00:25:51,482 00:25:52,914 [ Coughs ] Excuse me. [ Coughs ] Excuse me.
717 00:25:52,954 00:25:53,955 Allergies? Allergies?
718 00:25:53,986 00:25:55,688 Meth lab. Meth lab.
719 00:26:12,862 00:26:14,704 We need our own bar. We need our own bar.
720 00:26:14,734 00:26:16,737 You say it like I'm fighting. I'm not fighting you. You say it like I'm fighting. I'm not fighting you.
721 00:26:16,777 00:26:18,510 We need a public place We need a public place
722 00:26:18,550 00:26:20,983 where the next de kooning can run into the next Franz kline where the next de kooning can run into the next Franz kline
723 00:26:21,013 00:26:22,756 and dis the next Jackson pollock and dis the next Jackson pollock
724 00:26:22,786 00:26:25,029 while the next Charlie Parker shoots up in the corner. while the next Charlie Parker shoots up in the corner.
725 00:26:25,059 00:26:26,801 So a nice family place. So a nice family place.
726 00:26:26,831 00:26:29,775 I'm not kidding. We'll call it "cedar bar redux." I'm not kidding. We'll call it "cedar bar redux."
727 00:26:29,805 00:26:31,908 I would kick my own ass if we called it that. I would kick my own ass if we called it that.
728 00:26:31,948 00:26:35,023 Why don't we call it "devoid of original ideas poseur bar"? Why don't we call it "devoid of original ideas poseur bar"?
729 00:26:35,053 00:26:37,286 Go to hell, both of you. Go to hell, both of you.
730 00:26:37,326 00:26:39,459 Hey, come back for a hug, man. Hey, come back for a hug, man.
731 00:26:39,499 00:26:41,732 Hey, there's Alicia Matheson from the weekly. Hey, there's Alicia Matheson from the weekly.
732 00:26:41,772 00:26:44,476 Whoa. Grab Matthew. Get him off the bar thing. Whoa. Grab Matthew. Get him off the bar thing.
733 00:26:44,506 00:26:45,978 Have him show her around. That's what he does best. Have him show her around. That's what he does best.
734 00:26:46,008 00:26:47,580 Cedar bar redux. Cedar bar redux.
735 00:26:52,998 00:26:54,570 So my eyes don't deceive me. So my eyes don't deceive me.
736 00:26:54,600 00:26:56,673 First thing's first. What the hell is that? First thing's first. What the hell is that?
737 00:26:56,703 00:26:57,774 It's an abstract painting. It's an abstract painting.
738 00:26:57,804 00:26:59,547 But what is it supposed to be? But what is it supposed to be?
739 00:26:59,577 00:27:01,580 Check the title. I did. It's called "untitled." Check the title. I did. It's called "untitled."
740 00:27:01,620 00:27:03,022 There you go. I give up. There you go. I give up.
741 00:27:03,052 00:27:05,525 So you got the invite. I got the invite. So you got the invite. I got the invite.
742 00:27:05,555 00:27:06,757 I guess I didn't think you'd come. I guess I didn't think you'd come.
743 00:27:06,797 00:27:07,828 You guessed wrong, nephew. You guessed wrong, nephew.
744 00:27:07,858 00:27:09,370 Cool. So you want the tour? Cool. So you want the tour?
745 00:27:09,400 00:27:10,903 Give me a tour. Give me a tour.
746 00:27:10,933 00:27:12,805 All right, well, this is where we work, truncheon books. All right, well, this is where we work, truncheon books.
747 00:27:12,845 00:27:15,118 There's usually desks and crap piled up everywhere, There's usually desks and crap piled up everywhere,
748 00:27:15,148 00:27:16,721 but we cleaned up for today. but we cleaned up for today.
749 00:27:16,751 00:27:18,824 Those are the books that we put out. Those are the books that we put out.
750 00:27:18,854 00:27:21,968 We publish our zine once a month, except last August, We publish our zine once a month, except last August,
751 00:27:21,998 00:27:23,931 when my partner forgot to pay the printer. when my partner forgot to pay the printer.
752 00:27:23,971 00:27:26,174 We let local artists hang their stuff up We let local artists hang their stuff up
753 00:27:26,204 00:27:28,817 without ripping them off on commissions. without ripping them off on commissions.
754 00:27:28,848 00:27:32,593 We do performances over there, and a few of us live upstairs. We do performances over there, and a few of us live upstairs.
755 00:27:32,623 00:27:34,565 That you don't want to see. It's a disaster zone. That you don't want to see. It's a disaster zone.
756 00:27:34,596 00:27:36,428 This is yours, right? This is yours, right?
757 00:27:36,468 00:27:37,900 I wanted to get it, but I couldn't find it. I wanted to get it, but I couldn't find it.
758 00:27:37,930 00:27:39,502 Yeah, it's not exactly "the Da Vinci code." Yeah, it's not exactly "the Da Vinci code."
759 00:27:39,542 00:27:42,577 Well, I will definitely get it today. Well, I will definitely get it today.
760 00:27:42,617 00:27:45,050 By the way, that is your cousin. By the way, that is your cousin.
761 00:27:45,090 00:27:47,894 Right, Liz filled me in on all that, daddy. Right, Liz filled me in on all that, daddy.
762 00:27:47,924 00:27:50,628 She just calls me Luke. Total brain. She just calls me Luke. Total brain.
763 00:27:50,668 00:27:52,140 You confirm paternity? You confirm paternity?
764 00:27:52,170 00:27:53,872 Don't be a wiseass. Don't be a wiseass.
765 00:27:53,902 00:27:56,576 Luke: Hey, April. I want you to meet somebody. Luke: Hey, April. I want you to meet somebody.
766 00:27:56,616 00:27:59,821 Meet your cousin Jess. He's my sister's kid. Meet your cousin Jess. He's my sister's kid.
767 00:27:59,851 00:28:01,593 Hi. Hey. Hi. Hey.
768 00:28:01,623 00:28:03,225 Men in this family aren't chatty. Men in this family aren't chatty.
769 00:28:03,265 00:28:04,798 Sorry. Sorry.
770 00:28:04,838 00:28:06,139 I'm gonna go explore a little more. I'm gonna go explore a little more.
771 00:28:06,169 00:28:08,042 Cool. Cool.
772 00:28:08,072 00:28:10,075 How are you adjusting to all that? How are you adjusting to all that?
773 00:28:10,115 00:28:13,049 Okay, I guess. I like her, and she just sort of tolerates me. Okay, I guess. I like her, and she just sort of tolerates me.
774 00:28:13,089 00:28:15,192 Seems like it. Thanks for the perspective. Seems like it. Thanks for the perspective.
775 00:28:15,222 00:28:16,924 That's why I'm here. Hey, come on. That's why I'm here. Hey, come on.
776 00:28:16,964 00:28:18,937 I got some sculpture over here you're really gonna hate. I got some sculpture over here you're really gonna hate.
777 00:28:19,999 00:28:22,172 Ooh, that garbage smell. Ooh, that garbage smell.
778 00:28:22,212 00:28:24,545 What garbage smell? I don't smell garbage. What garbage smell? I don't smell garbage.
779 00:28:24,585 00:28:26,688 Yeah, the wind shifted right after I said it. Yeah, the wind shifted right after I said it.
780 00:28:26,718 00:28:28,991 Allowing a landfill within a mile of city limits... crazy. Allowing a landfill within a mile of city limits... crazy.
781 00:28:29,021 00:28:30,623 It's within a mile? It's within a mile?
782 00:28:30,664 00:28:32,266 Yeah, destroying everyone's land values. Yeah, destroying everyone's land values.
783 00:28:32,296 00:28:33,668 Oh, well. Where did you park? Oh, well. Where did you park?
784 00:28:33,698 00:28:34,769 Over on peach street. Over on peach street.
785 00:28:34,809 00:28:36,742 Oh, you mean carjack Lane? Oh, you mean carjack Lane?
786 00:28:36,772 00:28:39,145 Better than chop shop alley. Here, follow me. Better than chop shop alley. Here, follow me.
787 00:28:39,185 00:28:41,048 Oh, god, watch out for the pothole. Oh, god, watch out for the pothole.
788 00:28:41,088 00:28:42,790 Ooh, I tell you. Ooh, I tell you.
789 00:28:42,820 00:28:45,594 The roads are just the things in between potholes, huh? The roads are just the things in between potholes, huh?
790 00:28:45,634 00:28:47,237 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
791 00:28:47,267 00:28:49,209 You should talk to your mayor about all these issues, Lorelai. You should talk to your mayor about all these issues, Lorelai.
792 00:28:49,239 00:28:50,912 You mean gropey McGee? You mean gropey McGee?
793 00:28:50,942 00:28:53,145 I cannot, will not ever put myself in that position again. I cannot, will not ever put myself in that position again.
794 00:28:53,185 00:28:56,690 Mind if we stop by the store? Mind if we stop by the store?
795 00:28:56,720 00:28:58,162 Well, I'm running low on a lot of basics, Well, I'm running low on a lot of basics,
796 00:28:58,192 00:28:59,664 and I just want to see if they got them in. and I just want to see if they got them in.
797 00:28:59,694 00:29:01,166 This is a cute little store. This is a cute little store.
798 00:29:01,196 00:29:04,070 Well, if you can be cute and unclean at the same time. Well, if you can be cute and unclean at the same time.
799 00:29:04,110 00:29:06,083 All right, let's see. No. All right, let's see. No.
800 00:29:06,113 00:29:07,144 No. No.
801 00:29:07,184 00:29:08,416 No. No.
802 00:29:08,446 00:29:10,018 Nope, and this is the only store in town. Nope, and this is the only store in town.
803 00:29:10,058 00:29:11,791 What are you looking for? What are you looking for?
804 00:29:11,831 00:29:13,263 What am I looking for? Everything. They have nothing. What am I looking for? Everything. They have nothing.
805 00:29:13,293 00:29:14,765 The little they have is off-brands, The little they have is off-brands,
806 00:29:14,805 00:29:16,307 which wouldn't be so galling, which wouldn't be so galling,
807 00:29:16,337 00:29:19,081 except everything's so far past its expiration date. except everything's so far past its expiration date.
808 00:29:19,111 00:29:21,284 Hey, help yourself to some little George's chips. Hey, help yourself to some little George's chips.
809 00:29:21,314 00:29:23,257 Yum, yum. Little George... pass. Yum, yum. Little George... pass.
810 00:29:23,287 00:29:26,692 Oh, and look. Here we have some aunt Molly's ice cream. Oh, and look. Here we have some aunt Molly's ice cream.
811 00:29:26,732 00:29:29,205 You'll notice there's no picture of aunt Molly on the carton. You'll notice there's no picture of aunt Molly on the carton.
812 00:29:29,235 00:29:31,809 I googled her and got a mug shot, and all I could think was, I googled her and got a mug shot, and all I could think was,
813 00:29:31,839 00:29:33,411 "I hope she hasn't been selling that stuff to kids." "I hope she hasn't been selling that stuff to kids."
814 00:29:33,441 00:29:35,083 Excuse me. Lorelai, what are you doing? Excuse me. Lorelai, what are you doing?
815 00:29:35,113 00:29:36,756 Shopping, Taylor. Why? Shopping, Taylor. Why?
816 00:29:36,786 00:29:38,788 You're walking around disparaging my store, You're walking around disparaging my store,
817 00:29:38,828 00:29:41,262 and not only is that insulting, it's against the law. and not only is that insulting, it's against the law.
818 00:29:41,292 00:29:43,104 Against the law? Against the law?
819 00:29:43,134 00:29:47,110 Code 14/b/14 triple backslash x-8 Code 14/b/14 triple backslash x-8
820 00:29:47,140 00:29:49,353 state that a citizen of stars hollow state that a citizen of stars hollow
821 00:29:49,383 00:29:51,156 cannot denigrate stars hollow cannot denigrate stars hollow
822 00:29:51,186 00:29:54,090 while standing on stars hollow soil. while standing on stars hollow soil.
823 00:29:54,130 00:29:56,333 It was established in 1792. It was established in 1792.
824 00:29:56,363 00:29:59,037 The original penalty was death by 40 muskets. The original penalty was death by 40 muskets.
825 00:29:59,077 00:30:00,479 Really, Taylor, you misheard me. Really, Taylor, you misheard me.
826 00:30:00,509 00:30:02,912 You made a crude joke about aunt Molly. You made a crude joke about aunt Molly.
827 00:30:02,952 00:30:04,855 Well, you got to admit, aunt Molly had it coming. Well, you got to admit, aunt Molly had it coming.
828 00:30:04,885 00:30:06,427 I don't joke about aunt Molly. I don't joke about aunt Molly.
829 00:30:06,457 00:30:08,089 Can you say btk? Can you say btk?
830 00:30:08,129 00:30:10,232 As town mayor, I could cite you on the spot. As town mayor, I could cite you on the spot.
831 00:30:10,262 00:30:11,874 This is gropey McGee? This is gropey McGee?
832 00:30:11,904 00:30:13,507 I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon.
833 00:30:13,537 00:30:15,409 Oh, look at the time. Excuse me all, will you? Oh, look at the time. Excuse me all, will you?
834 00:30:15,449 00:30:17,082 Mom, where you going? Mom, where you going?
835 00:30:17,112 00:30:18,554 I'm just going to get something out of the car. I'm just going to get something out of the car.
836 00:30:18,584 00:30:20,156 No, mom. Mom, you don't know the safe streets. No, mom. Mom, you don't know the safe streets.
837 00:30:20,186 00:30:22,499 You walk down the wrong one, you die. You walk down the wrong one, you die.
838 00:30:22,529 00:30:25,373 Commence writing me up, Taylor. Commence writing me up, Taylor.
839 00:30:25,403 00:30:28,307 Benzedrine and a muscled fist, Benzedrine and a muscled fist,
840 00:30:28,337 00:30:30,250 turn to hand, turn to handout, turn to hand, turn to handout,
841 00:30:30,280 00:30:33,154 turned fish and loaves and a lazy day in galilee. turned fish and loaves and a lazy day in galilee.
842 00:30:33,184 00:30:37,901 Herman melville, poet, customs officer, rubber stamps, Herman melville, poet, customs officer, rubber stamps,
843 00:30:37,931 00:30:42,307 and hawthorne daydreams craving Tahiti and simple sun and hawthorne daydreams craving Tahiti and simple sun
844 00:30:42,347 00:30:43,979 and the light of the berkshires. and the light of the berkshires.
845 00:30:44,009 00:30:45,451 Is this any good? Mmm. Is this any good? Mmm.
846 00:30:45,481 00:30:47,254 Man: I don't know what she's gonna write. Man: I don't know what she's gonna write.
847 00:30:47,284 00:30:49,256 We're not supposed to know what she's gonna write. We're not supposed to know what she's gonna write.
848 00:30:49,296 00:30:50,628 She's a member of the independent press. She's a member of the independent press.
849 00:30:50,658 00:30:53,532 She played it close to the vest. I hate that. She played it close to the vest. I hate that.
850 00:30:53,572 00:30:55,575 Go get a beer. Stop obsessing. Go get a beer. Stop obsessing.
851 00:31:01,483 00:31:03,897 Well, isn't this a day of surprises? Well, isn't this a day of surprises?
852 00:31:08,533 00:31:10,176 I didn't rsvp. Sorry. I didn't rsvp. Sorry.
853 00:31:10,206 00:31:12,218 Ah, this isn't an rsvp type thing. Ah, this isn't an rsvp type thing.
854 00:31:12,248 00:31:13,650 Showing up's cool. Showing up's cool.
855 00:31:13,680 00:31:16,094 Good thing. So this is truncheon books? Good thing. So this is truncheon books?
856 00:31:16,124 00:31:18,127 Yeah. This is truncheon. Yeah. This is truncheon.
857 00:31:18,157 00:31:19,569 I like it. I like it.
858 00:31:19,599 00:31:22,142 It makes me feel like I want to create something. It makes me feel like I want to create something.
859 00:31:22,172 00:31:23,704 Give me a pen. Give me a brush. Give me a pen. Give me a brush.
860 00:31:23,744 00:31:25,016 That's Luke. That's Luke.
861 00:31:25,046 00:31:26,418 Yeah, there's a definite Yeah, there's a definite
862 00:31:26,448 00:31:29,352 "Jess Mariano, this is your life" vibe here today. "Jess Mariano, this is your life" vibe here today.
863 00:31:29,392 00:31:30,654 Hey, Luke. Hey, Luke.
864 00:31:30,694 00:31:32,467 Bicycle? No. Bicycle? No.
865 00:31:32,497 00:31:34,569 Rory, hi. What are you doing here? Rory, hi. What are you doing here?
866 00:31:34,600 00:31:36,502 Your books are really easy to skim. Your books are really easy to skim.
867 00:31:36,542 00:31:38,144 That'll make a nice blurb. That'll make a nice blurb.
868 00:31:38,174 00:31:40,047 I was gonna take off, actually. I was gonna take off, actually.
869 00:31:40,077 00:31:43,051 Uh, I got to get something. Don't leave till I get back. Uh, I got to get something. Don't leave till I get back.
870 00:31:43,091 00:31:44,353 Okay. Okay.
871 00:31:44,393 00:31:46,095 You have a great face. You have a great face.
872 00:31:46,126 00:31:47,527 Thanks. So do you. Thanks. So do you.
873 00:31:47,568 00:31:49,801 Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April. Yeah, uh, Rory, this is April.
874 00:31:49,841 00:31:52,745 Oh, April. Hello there, April. Oh, April. Hello there, April.
875 00:31:52,775 00:31:53,746 Hi. Hi.
876 00:31:53,776 00:31:55,248 The famous April. The famous April.
877 00:31:55,288 00:31:57,091 I'm famous? Kind of. I'm famous? Kind of.
878 00:31:57,121 00:31:59,164 Uh, April, Rory's an old friend. Uh, April, Rory's an old friend.
879 00:31:59,194 00:32:00,766 She doesn't look old. She doesn't look old.
880 00:32:00,796 00:32:03,339 I mean, I've known her well since she was your age. I mean, I've known her well since she was your age.
881 00:32:03,370 00:32:05,242 She's from stars hollow. She's from stars hollow.
882 00:32:05,272 00:32:07,375 She's actually the daughter of the woman I'm with, She's actually the daughter of the woman I'm with,
883 00:32:07,415 00:32:09,188 my fiancée, Lorelai. my fiancée, Lorelai.
884 00:32:09,218 00:32:13,123 You met her that one time. It's kind of complicated. You met her that one time. It's kind of complicated.
885 00:32:13,163 00:32:15,767 You probably want to get back to that boyfriend of yours. You probably want to get back to that boyfriend of yours.
886 00:32:15,797 00:32:17,770 He's not my boyfriend. Jeez. He's not my boyfriend. Jeez.
887 00:32:20,914 00:32:22,186 Here. Here.
888 00:32:22,216 00:32:23,648 Oh, let me... let me buy this. Oh, let me... let me buy this.
889 00:32:23,688 00:32:25,520 That way, you would get the money. That way, you would get the money.
890 00:32:25,560 00:32:26,692 Ah, it's okay. Ah, it's okay.
891 00:32:26,722 00:32:27,663 What's this? What's this?
892 00:32:27,693 00:32:29,296 It's what's owed. It's what's owed.
893 00:32:29,336 00:32:30,567 You owe me nothing. You owe me nothing.
894 00:32:30,597 00:32:32,270 I owe you. Take it. I owe you. Take it.
895 00:32:32,310 00:32:34,142 If you rip it up, I'm just gonna send another. If you rip it up, I'm just gonna send another.
896 00:32:34,172 00:32:36,215 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
897 00:32:36,245 00:32:39,790 I'm very proud of you, of this, of what you're going for here. I'm very proud of you, of this, of what you're going for here.
898 00:32:39,820 00:32:42,294 I don't get all of it, but I'm me. I don't get all of it, but I'm me.
899 00:32:42,334 00:32:43,435 Thanks. Thanks.
900 00:32:45,268 00:32:46,810 April: All I said was that I liked him. April: All I said was that I liked him.
901 00:32:46,840 00:32:49,183 I realized it was a mistake as soon as I said it. I realized it was a mistake as soon as I said it.
902 00:32:49,213 00:32:50,545 We should get going. We should get going.
903 00:32:50,585 00:32:52,187 Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.
904 00:32:52,218 00:32:53,619 Nice meeting you, too. Good luck with everything. Nice meeting you, too. Good luck with everything.
905 00:32:53,660 00:32:54,921 Congratulations. Congratulations.
906 00:32:54,961 00:32:56,463 See ya. See ya.
907 00:32:56,493 00:32:57,635 Bye. Bye.
908 00:32:57,665 00:32:59,468 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
909 00:32:59,508 00:33:01,611 So you here alone? So you here alone?
910 00:33:01,641 00:33:02,642 I guess. I guess.
911 00:33:02,682 00:33:03,844 Cool. Cool.
912 00:33:03,884 00:33:05,616 Come on. Come on.
913 00:33:07,689 00:33:10,493 Oh, well, we'll be lucky to get a table. Oh, well, we'll be lucky to get a table.
914 00:33:10,533 00:33:11,995 There's absolutely nowhere else to eat in town, There's absolutely nowhere else to eat in town,
915 00:33:12,035 00:33:13,667 and even being Luke's fiancée and even being Luke's fiancée
916 00:33:13,707 00:33:15,440 doesn't guarantee me a meal when I want one. doesn't guarantee me a meal when I want one.
917 00:33:15,480 00:33:16,742 Oh, great, more customers. Oh, great, more customers.
918 00:33:16,782 00:33:18,444 Well, there seem to be a few tables available. Well, there seem to be a few tables available.
919 00:33:18,484 00:33:20,257 None of the good ones, unfortunately. None of the good ones, unfortunately.
920 00:33:20,287 00:33:22,019 All right, you phoned mom, you told her to meet us here. All right, you phoned mom, you told her to meet us here.
921 00:33:22,059 00:33:24,492 What, is she late? No, she's right there. What, is she late? No, she's right there.
922 00:33:24,532 00:33:26,936 Oh, all right. What is wrong with this picture? Oh, all right. What is wrong with this picture?
923 00:33:26,966 00:33:28,668 They're playing cards. They're playing cards.
924 00:33:28,708 00:33:30,641 Who is that she's playing with? I have no idea. Who is that she's playing with? I have no idea.
925 00:33:30,681 00:33:31,883 Do they have ham here? Do they have ham here?
926 00:33:31,913 00:33:33,515 Ham? Sure. Ham? Sure.
927 00:33:33,555 00:33:35,888 Get me a ham and Swiss on rye, dry, nothing on it. Get me a ham and Swiss on rye, dry, nothing on it.
928 00:33:35,928 00:33:37,561 Where are you going? I'll be back in a bit. Where are you going? I'll be back in a bit.
929 00:33:37,591 00:33:40,435 Dad, wa... dad. Dad, wa... dad.
930 00:33:41,436 00:33:42,838 Do you have any 8s? Do you have any 8s?
931 00:33:42,878 00:33:44,440 Go fish. Go fish.
932 00:33:44,480 00:33:46,413 Oh, you. I was sure you had 8s. Oh, you. I was sure you had 8s.
933 00:33:46,453 00:33:48,586 Hi, Lorelai. Hi, mom. What you doing? Hi, Lorelai. Hi, mom. What you doing?
934 00:33:48,616 00:33:50,429 Oh, sissy and I are playing go fish. Oh, sissy and I are playing go fish.
935 00:33:50,459 00:33:51,490 She's good, too. It's your turn. She's good, too. It's your turn.
936 00:33:51,530 00:33:52,632 Do you have any Jacks? Do you have any Jacks?
937 00:33:52,662 00:33:54,534 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
938 00:33:54,564 00:33:56,477 She's won three games in a row. She's a little champ. She's won three games in a row. She's a little champ.
939 00:33:56,507 00:33:58,610 I keep getting lucky. It's not luck. I keep getting lucky. It's not luck.
940 00:33:58,640 00:34:01,053 You said she was smart, but this is something else. You said she was smart, but this is something else.
941 00:34:01,083 00:34:02,656 You get to go again. You get to go again.
942 00:34:02,686 00:34:05,560 Do you have any 3s? Nope. Go fish. Do you have any 3s? Nope. Go fish.
943 00:34:05,600 00:34:07,662 Mom, who do you think this is? Mom, who do you think this is?
944 00:34:07,703 00:34:09,505 Luke's daughter. Luke's daughter.
945 00:34:09,535 00:34:11,938 Isn't it? No. Isn't it? No.
946 00:34:11,978 00:34:13,911 You're not Luke's daughter? Unh-unh. You're not Luke's daughter? Unh-unh.
947 00:34:13,951 00:34:16,124 I don't believe this. This isn't Luke's daughter? I don't believe this. This isn't Luke's daughter?
948 00:34:16,154 00:34:17,726 It's definitely not Luke's daughter. It's definitely not Luke's daughter.
949 00:34:17,757 00:34:19,058 And here I was bonding with it. And here I was bonding with it.
950 00:34:19,088 00:34:21,101 Who is this? Who are you? Who is this? Who are you?
951 00:34:21,131 00:34:23,174 Never mind, honey. Do you live close by? Never mind, honey. Do you live close by?
952 00:34:23,204 00:34:24,836 Two blocks. Two blocks.
953 00:34:24,876 00:34:26,549 Why don't you go home where it's safe? Why don't you go home where it's safe?
954 00:34:26,579 00:34:28,712 Okay. Okay.
955 00:34:28,752 00:34:30,825 You're telling me I played this insipid game for a half an hour You're telling me I played this insipid game for a half an hour
956 00:34:30,855 00:34:32,828 and it's not even Luke's daughter? and it's not even Luke's daughter?
957 00:34:32,858 00:34:34,430 What made you think it was Luke's daughter? What made you think it was Luke's daughter?
958 00:34:34,460 00:34:36,072 Well, it told me it was someone's daughter here. Well, it told me it was someone's daughter here.
959 00:34:36,102 00:34:37,834 Well, she must have meant someone in town. Well, she must have meant someone in town.
960 00:34:37,875 00:34:39,877 Then she's a moron. Then she's a moron.
961 00:34:39,907 00:34:42,010 Why would I play cards if there wasn't a family connection? Why would I play cards if there wasn't a family connection?
962 00:34:42,050 00:34:43,923 I guess she just thought you were being nice. I guess she just thought you were being nice.
963 00:34:43,953 00:34:46,056 The little idiot kept tipping her cards so I could see them. The little idiot kept tipping her cards so I could see them.
964 00:34:46,096 00:34:49,100 I pretended I didn't and asked for what I knew she didn't have. I pretended I didn't and asked for what I knew she didn't have.
965 00:34:49,130 00:34:50,502 The kid's a moron. The kid's a moron.
966 00:34:50,532 00:34:52,174 Okay, mom. She's gone now. Okay, mom. She's gone now.
967 00:34:52,204 00:34:54,047 Is it so stupid to think that she's Luke's daughter? Is it so stupid to think that she's Luke's daughter?
968 00:34:54,077 00:34:55,649 She looks like Luke. She looks like Luke.
969 00:34:55,679 00:34:57,822 Mom, you can trust me that there will be no contact Mom, you can trust me that there will be no contact
970 00:34:57,852 00:34:59,755 between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon. between you and Luke's daughter anytime soon.
971 00:34:59,795 00:35:02,158 What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her. What does that mean? It means that I don't even see her.
972 00:35:02,198 00:35:03,570 Luke and I have an arrangement. Luke and I have an arrangement.
973 00:35:03,600 00:35:04,672 What kind of arrangement? What kind of arrangement?
974 00:35:04,702 00:35:06,004 Well, he... Well, he...
975 00:35:06,044 00:35:08,878 I mean, you know, we mutually decided I mean, you know, we mutually decided
976 00:35:08,908 00:35:11,151 that I probably shouldn't have any contact with her. that I probably shouldn't have any contact with her.
977 00:35:11,181 00:35:12,993 What? That's ridiculous. What? That's ridiculous.
978 00:35:13,023 00:35:14,996 No, it is what it is. It's what we want. No, it is what it is. It's what we want.
979 00:35:15,026 00:35:17,570 Lorelai, you and Luke are in a relationship. Lorelai, you and Luke are in a relationship.
980 00:35:17,600 00:35:19,803 You're going to be husband and wife, and sissy's his daughter. You're going to be husband and wife, and sissy's his daughter.
981 00:35:19,843 00:35:21,906 No, no. That was sissy. April is his daughter. No, no. That was sissy. April is his daughter.
982 00:35:21,946 00:35:23,578 You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
983 00:35:23,618 00:35:25,791 You have to have a relationship with this girl. You have to have a relationship with this girl.
984 00:35:25,821 00:35:27,153 Mom, you don't know the whole story. Mom, you don't know the whole story.
985 00:35:27,193 00:35:28,825 But I know your handiwork when I see it... But I know your handiwork when I see it...
986 00:35:28,855 00:35:30,928 Playing cautious when you should be diving in. Playing cautious when you should be diving in.
987 00:35:30,968 00:35:32,841 That girl is his blood relation, That girl is his blood relation,
988 00:35:32,871 00:35:34,744 and you need to get to know her. and you need to get to know her.
989 00:35:34,774 00:35:36,616 You'll be in her life for the rest of your life. You'll be in her life for the rest of your life.
990 00:35:36,646 00:35:38,249 Mom, it isn't just me. Mom, it isn't just me.
991 00:35:38,279 00:35:40,191 I can't believe Luke is letting you get away with this. I can't believe Luke is letting you get away with this.
992 00:35:40,221 00:35:42,294 The sooner you embrace your role in this girl's life, The sooner you embrace your role in this girl's life,
993 00:35:42,324 00:35:44,097 the better off you'll be, Mark my words. the better off you'll be, Mark my words.
994 00:35:44,127 00:35:45,298 Where's your father? Where's your father?
995 00:35:45,328 00:35:46,941 He ran off to something. He ran off to something.
996 00:35:46,971 00:35:48,673 We had another appointment. I'll find him. We had another appointment. I'll find him.
997 00:35:48,703 00:35:50,976 Then we have to leave. He needs to get back to work. Then we have to leave. He needs to get back to work.
998 00:35:51,016 00:35:53,650 All right, goodbye, mom. Goodbye. All right, goodbye, mom. Goodbye.
999 00:35:53,690 00:35:57,195 You. You could have told me that wasn't Luke's daughter. You. You could have told me that wasn't Luke's daughter.
1000 00:35:57,225 00:35:59,698 I hate customers. I hate customers.
1001 00:35:59,738 00:36:01,741 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
1002 00:36:03,213 00:36:05,216 All I'm saying is, control your poet. All I'm saying is, control your poet.
1003 00:36:05,246 00:36:06,888 So suddenly he's my poet. So suddenly he's my poet.
1004 00:36:06,918 00:36:08,691 He changed up on us. He changed up on us.
1005 00:36:08,721 00:36:10,163 He wasn't supposed to premiere new material tonight. He wasn't supposed to premiere new material tonight.
1006 00:36:10,193 00:36:11,194 It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad.
1007 00:36:11,224 00:36:12,937 It was rambling. It was rambling.
1008 00:36:12,967 00:36:15,841 And what was that whole part about desiring golda meir? And what was that whole part about desiring golda meir?
1009 00:36:15,871 00:36:18,675 Please tell me that was symbolic. Please tell me that was symbolic.
1010 00:36:18,715 00:36:20,147 I'll talk to my poet. I'll talk to my poet.
1011 00:36:20,187 00:36:22,791 Hey, we're hitting that bar Hey, we're hitting that bar
1012 00:36:22,821 00:36:24,994 that we're not going to call "cedar bar redux." that we're not going to call "cedar bar redux."
1013 00:36:25,024 00:36:26,095 You coming? You coming?
1014 00:36:26,135 00:36:27,397 Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe.
1015 00:36:27,437 00:36:29,940 You know, go on ahead. I'll catch up. You know, go on ahead. I'll catch up.
1016 00:36:38,863 00:36:40,836 You know, you don't have to read it again. You know, you don't have to read it again.
1017 00:36:40,866 00:36:42,238 I know I don't. I know I don't.
1018 00:36:42,268 00:36:44,511 God, there are so many things I would change in it. God, there are so many things I would change in it.
1019 00:36:44,541 00:36:46,083 Like what? Like what?
1020 00:36:46,113 00:36:48,316 I'd keep the back cover. Everything else goes. I'd keep the back cover. Everything else goes.
1021 00:36:48,346 00:36:50,489 You know why I love your book? You know why I love your book?
1022 00:36:50,519 00:36:53,093 It doesn't remind me of anything. It doesn't remind me of anything.
1023 00:36:53,133 00:36:54,264 It's not a rip-off. It's just you. It's not a rip-off. It's just you.
1024 00:36:54,294 00:36:56,437 High praise, miss Yale editor. High praise, miss Yale editor.
1025 00:36:56,467 00:36:59,371 Yeah, well, I don't get to write as much as I would like. Yeah, well, I don't get to write as much as I would like.
1026 00:36:59,411 00:37:03,057 I am mostly assigning and motivating, I am mostly assigning and motivating,
1027 00:37:03,087 00:37:04,358 hand-holding, and rewriting. hand-holding, and rewriting.
1028 00:37:04,388 00:37:05,830 Yeah, and you love it, every minute of it. Yeah, and you love it, every minute of it.
1029 00:37:05,860 00:37:07,092 Come on, tell me you don't. Come on, tell me you don't.
1030 00:37:07,132 00:37:10,567 I do. I do love it. It's exciting. I do. I do love it. It's exciting.
1031 00:37:10,607 00:37:12,570 Yeah, you look happier than when I saw you last. Yeah, you look happier than when I saw you last.
1032 00:37:12,610 00:37:14,382 I am. I am.
1033 00:37:14,412 00:37:17,316 So you fixed everything? So you fixed everything?
1034 00:37:17,356 00:37:19,519 Yeah, everything's fixed. Yeah, everything's fixed.
1035 00:37:21,362 00:37:23,165 I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here.
1036 00:37:23,205 00:37:24,406 Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.
1037 00:37:34,891 00:37:35,902 What? What?
1038 00:37:35,932 00:37:36,934 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1039 00:37:36,964 00:37:38,306 About what? About what?
1040 00:37:38,336 00:37:41,881 Uh, about coming here like this. Uh, about coming here like this.
1041 00:37:41,911 00:37:43,953 I just got the flyer, and I don't know. I just got the flyer, and I don't know.
1042 00:37:43,983 00:37:46,527 I just wanted to see your place, but then this... I just wanted to see your place, but then this...
1043 00:37:46,557 00:37:48,930 It's not fair to you. I'm such a jerk. It's not fair to you. I'm such a jerk.
1044 00:37:48,960 00:37:50,903 I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
1045 00:37:50,933 00:37:53,076 And I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me. And I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me.
1046 00:37:53,106 00:37:57,512 Who? Who cheated on y... that guy? Who? Who cheated on y... that guy?
1047 00:37:57,552 00:37:59,655 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1048 00:38:01,358 00:38:03,300 You're still with him. You're still with him.
1049 00:38:03,330 00:38:05,063 Yeah. Yeah.
1050 00:38:05,103 00:38:06,575 I thought everything was fixed. I thought everything was fixed.
1051 00:38:06,605 00:38:08,177 Everything but him. Everything but him.
1052 00:38:08,207 00:38:10,410 I hate this. You should. I'm sorry. I hate this. You should. I'm sorry.
1053 00:38:10,450 00:38:13,455 You came here alone to Philadelphia. You came here alone to Philadelphia.
1054 00:38:13,485 00:38:15,327 He was out of town. He was out of town.
1055 00:38:15,357 00:38:16,659 I don't deserve this, Rory. I don't deserve this, Rory.
1056 00:38:16,699 00:38:18,562 No, you don't. You don't deserve it. No, you don't. You don't deserve it.
1057 00:38:18,602 00:38:23,148 I just... I'm in love with him. I just... I'm in love with him.
1058 00:38:23,178 00:38:25,611 Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it. Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it.
1059 00:38:25,651 00:38:27,284 I'm in love with him. I'm in love with him.
1060 00:38:27,324 00:38:29,687 Love, huh? Love, huh?
1061 00:38:29,727 00:38:31,630 Yeah. Yeah.
1062 00:38:35,435 00:38:37,348 I guess I'll call Matthew's poet I guess I'll call Matthew's poet
1063 00:38:37,378 00:38:39,080 and have him explain love to me. and have him explain love to me.
1064 00:38:39,110 00:38:40,582 Poets know all about it, right? Poets know all about it, right?
1065 00:38:40,622 00:38:44,097 They're supposed to. They're supposed to.
1066 00:38:44,127 00:38:46,400 Well, I guess I better go. Well, I guess I better go.
1067 00:38:46,430 00:38:47,732 Okay. Okay.
1068 00:38:47,772 00:38:50,106 I'm so sorry that I came here. I'm so sorry that I came here.
1069 00:38:50,146 00:38:51,307 I'm not. I'm not.
1070 00:38:51,347 00:38:54,351 It's what it is... you, me. It's what it is... you, me.
1071 00:38:56,454 00:38:57,596 Where did you park? Where did you park?
1072 00:38:57,626 00:38:59,699 I'm right outside. I'm right outside.
1073 00:39:02,373 00:39:06,348 Hey, if, uh, if it makes you feel better, Hey, if, uh, if it makes you feel better,
1074 00:39:06,378 00:39:09,252 you can always tell him that we did something. you can always tell him that we did something.
1075 00:39:09,282 00:39:11,455 Thanks, Jess. Thanks, Jess.
1076 00:39:13,598 00:39:15,831 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
1077 00:39:15,871 00:39:18,104 I thought an apple stop would be fun today. I thought an apple stop would be fun today.
1078 00:39:18,145 00:39:19,406 Oh, great idea. Oh, great idea.
1079 00:39:19,446 00:39:21,149 The banana stop was a big hit yesterday. The banana stop was a big hit yesterday.
1080 00:39:21,179 00:39:22,621 I don't see how an apple stop could fail. I don't see how an apple stop could fail.
1081 00:39:22,651 00:39:24,493 Yeah, they loved the banana stop. Yeah, they loved the banana stop.
1082 00:39:24,523 00:39:26,596 I have pamphlets for the kids to read about amish country. I have pamphlets for the kids to read about amish country.
1083 00:39:26,626 00:39:27,798 Should we hand them out now? Should we hand them out now?
1084 00:39:27,828 00:39:29,370 I think that's a good idea. I think that's a good idea.
1085 00:39:29,400 00:39:31,203 I've got something for April here, I've got something for April here,
1086 00:39:31,243 00:39:32,645 so I was about to sneak back there anyway. so I was about to sneak back there anyway.
1087 00:39:32,675 00:39:35,679 Thank you, Luke. Thank you, Luke.
1088 00:39:35,719 00:39:37,752 Hey, everybody. Sorry to interrupt. Hey, everybody. Sorry to interrupt.
1089 00:39:37,792 00:39:40,426 I got some pamphlets here, a little info on amish country. I got some pamphlets here, a little info on amish country.
1090 00:39:40,466 00:39:42,168 It's got some pictures, but we're gonna see it, It's got some pictures, but we're gonna see it,
1091 00:39:42,198 00:39:43,840 so you don't have to look at the pictures. so you don't have to look at the pictures.
1092 00:39:43,870 00:39:45,443 It's got stuff to read, too. It's got stuff to read, too.
1093 00:39:45,473 00:39:47,215 So go ahead and pass the rest around there. So go ahead and pass the rest around there.
1094 00:39:47,245 00:39:49,819 I thought you might need your sweater. I thought you might need your sweater.
1095 00:39:49,849 00:39:51,451 Okay, then. Okay, then.
1096 00:39:51,491 00:39:52,823 See ya. See ya.
1097 00:39:52,853 00:39:54,966 My dad's ridiculously overprotective. My dad's ridiculously overprotective.
1098 00:39:54,996 00:39:56,768 Ridiculously. Ridiculously.
1099 00:39:56,798 00:39:59,242 [ Sparks' "angst in my pants" plays ] [ Sparks' "angst in my pants" plays ]
1100 00:40:03,317 00:40:09,366 ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away
1101 00:40:09,396 00:40:15,645 ♪ it's just a passing phase ♪ it'll go away ♪ it's just a passing phase ♪ it'll go away
1102 00:40:15,675 00:40:21,763 ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away ♪ I hope it doesn't show ♪ it'll go away
1103 00:40:21,793 00:40:24,998 ♪ give it a hundred years ♪ give it a hundred years
1104 00:40:25,038 00:40:28,442 ♪ it won't go away ♪ it won't go away
1105 00:40:28,472 00:40:32,989 ♪ and I've got angst in my pants ♪ ♪ and I've got angst in my pants ♪