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| 1 | 00:00:02,172 | 00:00:03,243 | Lane, we're getting backed up here. | Lane, we're getting backed up here. |
| 2 | 00:00:03,273 | 00:00:06,243 | Lane: Done in a sec. | Lane: Done in a sec. |
| 3 | 00:00:06,273 | 00:00:06,773 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 4 | 00:00:06,813 | 00:00:08,274 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 5 | 00:00:08,314 | 00:00:09,944 | No bacon today. I had to fire my meat guy. | No bacon today. I had to fire my meat guy. |
| 6 | 00:00:09,984 | 00:00:11,214 | How could you fire pepper pot? | How could you fire pepper pot? |
| 7 | 00:00:11,244 | 00:00:12,815 | He's so cute, | He's so cute, |
| 8 | 00:00:12,855 | 00:00:14,715 | and his mother has that skin condition they can't diagnose. | and his mother has that skin condition they can't diagnose. |
| 9 | 00:00:14,755 | 00:00:16,325 | He never brings what I order. | He never brings what I order. |
| 10 | 00:00:16,355 | 00:00:18,526 | I have 16 pounds of corned beef and no Turkey. | I have 16 pounds of corned beef and no Turkey. |
| 11 | 00:00:18,556 | 00:00:21,327 | He's so sweet, and his father has that foot-grafting operation | He's so sweet, and his father has that foot-grafting operation |
| 12 | 00:00:21,357 | 00:00:23,267 | coming up next month. | coming up next month. |
| 13 | 00:00:23,297 | 00:00:25,367 | I can't keep a guy on because his parents are falling apart. | I can't keep a guy on because his parents are falling apart. |
| 14 | 00:00:25,397 | 00:00:27,898 | I know, but he tells those funny little limericks, | I know, but he tells those funny little limericks, |
| 15 | 00:00:27,938 | 00:00:30,639 | and his sisters were surgically separated two weeks ago. | and his sisters were surgically separated two weeks ago. |
| 16 | 00:00:30,669 | 00:00:31,869 | What are you doing, kirk? | What are you doing, kirk? |
| 17 | 00:00:31,909 | 00:00:33,439 | Did you just eat a 3 musketeers? | Did you just eat a 3 musketeers? |
| 18 | 00:00:33,479 | 00:00:34,579 | No. | No. |
| 19 | 00:00:34,609 | 00:00:36,280 | You really smell like nougat. | You really smell like nougat. |
| 20 | 00:00:36,310 | 00:00:37,810 | Stop sniffing my fiancée. | Stop sniffing my fiancée. |
| 21 | 00:00:37,850 | 00:00:40,821 | My senses are more finely tuned these days. | My senses are more finely tuned these days. |
| 22 | 00:00:40,851 | 00:00:42,351 | What is the scary man talking about? | What is the scary man talking about? |
| 23 | 00:00:42,391 | 00:00:43,291 | He's on a juice fast. | He's on a juice fast. |
| 24 | 00:00:43,321 | 00:00:44,822 | Why? | Why? |
| 25 | 00:00:44,852 | 00:00:46,862 | Wanted to clean out the pipes, refocus the arteries. | Wanted to clean out the pipes, refocus the arteries. |
| 26 | 00:00:46,892 | 00:00:48,522 | I want to get the healthy glow | I want to get the healthy glow |
| 27 | 00:00:48,562 | 00:00:50,493 | of someone who consistently goes to the gym... | of someone who consistently goes to the gym... |
| 28 | 00:00:50,533 | 00:00:51,633 | Without having to go to the gym. | Without having to go to the gym. |
| 29 | 00:00:51,663 | 00:00:53,633 | You look positively radiant. | You look positively radiant. |
| 30 | 00:00:53,663 | 00:00:55,434 | You want eggs? Eggs... | You want eggs? Eggs... |
| 31 | 00:00:55,464 | 00:00:56,634 | Scrambled and a couple pancakes, please. | Scrambled and a couple pancakes, please. |
| 32 | 00:00:56,674 | 00:00:57,704 | Blueberry pancakes. | Blueberry pancakes. |
| 33 | 00:00:57,734 | 00:00:59,275 | Kirk, eat something. | Kirk, eat something. |
| 34 | 00:00:59,305 | 00:01:00,605 | What? Oh, no, I'm doing fine. | What? Oh, no, I'm doing fine. |
| 35 | 00:01:00,645 | 00:01:02,375 | Yeah, okay. Hold on there, speed racer. | Yeah, okay. Hold on there, speed racer. |
| 36 | 00:01:02,415 | 00:01:03,646 | I have to get these orders | I have to get these orders |
| 37 | 00:01:03,676 | 00:01:05,446 | since I'm the only one serving here. | since I'm the only one serving here. |
| 38 | 00:01:05,476 | 00:01:06,846 | Almost done, Luke. | Almost done, Luke. |
| 39 | 00:01:06,886 | 00:01:09,017 | I just want to remind you about Rory's panel... | I just want to remind you about Rory's panel... |
| 40 | 00:01:09,047 | 00:01:11,587 | The young voices of journalism panel. | The young voices of journalism panel. |
| 41 | 00:01:11,617 | 00:01:13,328 | Rory's thing? | Rory's thing? |
| 42 | 00:01:13,358 | 00:01:15,788 | Well, it looks like Christopher is going to be there, also, | Well, it looks like Christopher is going to be there, also, |
| 43 | 00:01:15,828 | 00:01:17,058 | and I just thought you should know. | and I just thought you should know. |
| 44 | 00:01:17,098 | 00:01:18,699 | He's been showing up a lot lately. | He's been showing up a lot lately. |
| 45 | 00:01:18,729 | 00:01:21,369 | He's trying to make good for Rory, so... | He's trying to make good for Rory, so... |
| 46 | 00:01:21,399 | 00:01:23,040 | I'm good. I'll get you those pancakes. | I'm good. I'll get you those pancakes. |
| 47 | 00:01:23,070 | 00:01:24,900 | Blueberry pancakes. Blueberry pancakes! | Blueberry pancakes. Blueberry pancakes! |
| 48 | 00:01:24,940 | 00:01:26,511 | Okay, what do you think? | Okay, what do you think? |
| 49 | 00:01:26,541 | 00:01:29,981 | [ Gasps ] Oh, nice. Very "white rabbit." | [ Gasps ] Oh, nice. Very "white rabbit." |
| 50 | 00:01:30,011 | 00:01:31,382 | Well, I want it to stand out. | Well, I want it to stand out. |
| 51 | 00:01:31,412 | 00:01:32,612 | It does. It's great. | It does. It's great. |
| 52 | 00:01:32,652 | 00:01:34,412 | What do you think of the picture? | What do you think of the picture? |
| 53 | 00:01:34,452 | 00:01:35,883 | The picture's great. What's wrong with the picture? | The picture's great. What's wrong with the picture? |
| 54 | 00:01:35,913 | 00:01:37,523 | I photograph so Asian. | I photograph so Asian. |
| 55 | 00:01:37,553 | 00:01:40,023 | Yeah, well, I think ming-na has that same problem. | Yeah, well, I think ming-na has that same problem. |
| 56 | 00:01:40,053 | 00:01:42,594 | I have to get back in a band. I'm going crazy not playing. | I have to get back in a band. I'm going crazy not playing. |
| 57 | 00:01:42,624 | 00:01:43,964 | I can imagine. | I can imagine. |
| 58 | 00:01:43,994 | 00:01:45,665 | You go from having band practice every day | You go from having band practice every day |
| 59 | 00:01:45,695 | 00:01:48,495 | and seeing certain people every day, | and seeing certain people every day, |
| 60 | 00:01:48,535 | 00:01:49,836 | and then suddenly you're not. | and then suddenly you're not. |
| 61 | 00:01:49,866 | 00:01:51,406 | You mean Zach? | You mean Zach? |
| 62 | 00:01:51,436 | 00:01:52,776 | And Brian and Gil. | And Brian and Gil. |
| 63 | 00:01:52,806 | 00:01:54,607 | Yeah. You guys still aren't talking? | Yeah. You guys still aren't talking? |
| 64 | 00:01:55,707 | 00:01:57,507 | Well, the flyer is great. | Well, the flyer is great. |
| 65 | 00:01:57,547 | 00:01:58,807 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 66 | 00:01:58,847 | 00:02:00,618 | I like the shiny, fancy pens you used. | I like the shiny, fancy pens you used. |
| 67 | 00:02:00,648 | 00:02:02,388 | They're Luke's daughter's, actually. | They're Luke's daughter's, actually. |
| 68 | 00:02:02,418 | 00:02:04,619 | She left them here last week, and I snagged them. | She left them here last week, and I snagged them. |
| 69 | 00:02:04,649 | 00:02:06,119 | Good score. [ Chuckles ] | Good score. [ Chuckles ] |
| 70 | 00:02:06,149 | 00:02:08,920 | So she's been coming around a lot lately, huh? | So she's been coming around a lot lately, huh? |
| 71 | 00:02:08,960 | 00:02:11,130 | Yeah, she comes in here and studies or draws. | Yeah, she comes in here and studies or draws. |
| 72 | 00:02:11,160 | 00:02:13,000 | We even play some games when things get slow. | We even play some games when things get slow. |
| 73 | 00:02:13,030 | 00:02:14,461 | She kicks my ass at scrabble. | She kicks my ass at scrabble. |
| 74 | 00:02:14,501 | 00:02:15,631 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
| 75 | 00:02:15,661 | 00:02:17,631 | When we play monopoly, I rule, | When we play monopoly, I rule, |
| 76 | 00:02:17,671 | 00:02:20,572 | because she's a kid and hasn't gotten the monopoly concept. | because she's a kid and hasn't gotten the monopoly concept. |
| 77 | 00:02:20,602 | 00:02:22,973 | She still thinks park place is a good buy. | She still thinks park place is a good buy. |
| 78 | 00:02:23,013 | 00:02:25,473 | Sweet. Yeah. | Sweet. Yeah. |
| 79 | 00:02:25,513 | 00:02:27,514 | I used to play board games with Rory a lot. | I used to play board games with Rory a lot. |
| 80 | 00:02:27,544 | 00:02:30,584 | She'd get very upset when I'd cheat. So cute. | She'd get very upset when I'd cheat. So cute. |
| 81 | 00:02:30,614 | 00:02:32,115 | It's hard to cheat with April. | It's hard to cheat with April. |
| 82 | 00:02:32,155 | 00:02:34,755 | She spends the first 20 minutes reading the rules manual | She spends the first 20 minutes reading the rules manual |
| 83 | 00:02:34,785 | 00:02:35,985 | right in front of you. | right in front of you. |
| 84 | 00:02:36,025 | 00:02:37,826 | Rory was obsessed with battleship. | Rory was obsessed with battleship. |
| 85 | 00:02:37,856 | 00:02:40,466 | I always thought she was gonna join the Navy when she grew up. | I always thought she was gonna join the Navy when she grew up. |
| 86 | 00:02:40,496 | 00:02:41,667 | Well, there's still time. | Well, there's still time. |
| 87 | 00:02:41,697 | 00:02:42,967 | Yes, fingers crossed. | Yes, fingers crossed. |
| 88 | 00:02:42,997 | 00:02:44,037 | Hey, Lane, how about a raise? | Hey, Lane, how about a raise? |
| 89 | 00:02:44,067 | 00:02:47,108 | Sorry, Luke. I got to go. | Sorry, Luke. I got to go. |
| 90 | 00:02:47,138 | 00:02:48,768 | Peach shampoo? | Peach shampoo? |
| 91 | 00:02:53,109 | 00:02:56,980 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
| 92 | 00:02:57,020 | 00:03:01,921 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
| 93 | 00:03:01,951 | 00:03:05,922 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
| 94 | 00:03:05,962 | 00:03:10,163 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
| 95 | 00:03:10,203 | 00:03:15,004 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
| 96 | 00:03:15,034 | 00:03:19,075 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
| 97 | 00:03:19,105 | 00:03:21,715 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
| 98 | 00:03:21,745 | 00:03:23,916 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
| 99 | 00:03:23,946 | 00:03:28,057 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
| 100 | 00:03:28,087 | 00:03:33,058 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
| 101 | 00:03:33,098 | 00:03:36,998 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
| 102 | 00:03:37,028 | 00:03:39,839 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
| 103 | 00:03:39,869 | 00:03:42,000 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
| 104 | 00:03:42,040 | 00:03:45,910 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
| 105 | 00:03:47,241 | 00:03:48,781 | you hate it. | you hate it. |
| 106 | 00:03:48,811 | 00:03:50,011 | I don't, and I promise I'm gonna run it. | I don't, and I promise I'm gonna run it. |
| 107 | 00:03:50,051 | 00:03:51,882 | I just need you to cut about 400 words. | I just need you to cut about 400 words. |
| 108 | 00:03:51,912 | 00:03:53,922 | Don't give me that look. Simplify your prose. | Don't give me that look. Simplify your prose. |
| 109 | 00:03:53,952 | 00:03:55,082 | You'll still get your point across, | You'll still get your point across, |
| 110 | 00:03:55,122 | 00:03:56,723 | and I won't have to publish | and I won't have to publish |
| 111 | 00:03:56,753 | 00:03:58,853 | a newspaper the size of a David foster Wallace novel. | a newspaper the size of a David foster Wallace novel. |
| 112 | 00:03:58,893 | 00:04:00,193 | Paris? | Paris? |
| 113 | 00:04:00,223 | 00:04:02,194 | Yes? | Yes? |
| 114 | 00:04:02,224 | 00:04:04,264 | I wanted to give you some notes on your campus safety piece. | I wanted to give you some notes on your campus safety piece. |
| 115 | 00:04:04,294 | 00:04:05,995 | Fine. | Fine. |
| 116 | 00:04:06,035 | 00:04:08,905 | Um, well, I think it's good. | Um, well, I think it's good. |
| 117 | 00:04:08,935 | 00:04:10,276 | It's really good, actually, | It's really good, actually, |
| 118 | 00:04:10,306 | 00:04:12,076 | um, but the lead's a little flabby. | um, but the lead's a little flabby. |
| 119 | 00:04:12,106 | 00:04:14,947 | Getting into an example might give it more punch up top. | Getting into an example might give it more punch up top. |
| 120 | 00:04:14,977 | 00:04:17,247 | If you say so. Anything else? | If you say so. Anything else? |
| 121 | 00:04:17,277 | 00:04:20,518 | Uh, some of the quotes read too long. | Uh, some of the quotes read too long. |
| 122 | 00:04:20,548 | 00:04:23,188 | I'd cut two or three and trim... Paris, what are you doing? | I'd cut two or three and trim... Paris, what are you doing? |
| 123 | 00:04:23,218 | 00:04:24,889 | I don't know. What am I doing? | I don't know. What am I doing? |
| 124 | 00:04:24,919 | 00:04:26,529 | You're not making eye contact with me. | You're not making eye contact with me. |
| 125 | 00:04:26,559 | 00:04:28,289 | I'm looking right at you. No, you're not. | I'm looking right at you. No, you're not. |
| 126 | 00:04:28,329 | 00:04:30,200 | Want to test me? Brown hair, blue eyes. | Want to test me? Brown hair, blue eyes. |
| 127 | 00:04:30,230 | 00:04:32,730 | Here's your hard copy. I think those notes will help. | Here's your hard copy. I think those notes will help. |
| 128 | 00:04:32,770 | 00:04:34,731 | Of course you do. They're your notes. | Of course you do. They're your notes. |
| 129 | 00:04:34,771 | 00:04:37,241 | Not because they're my notes, because they're good notes. | Not because they're my notes, because they're good notes. |
| 130 | 00:04:37,271 | 00:04:39,542 | Says the note giver. It'll take half an hour. | Says the note giver. It'll take half an hour. |
| 131 | 00:04:39,572 | 00:04:40,842 | Fine. | Fine. |
| 132 | 00:04:44,113 | 00:04:45,813 | That was unpleasant. Try sleeping with her. | That was unpleasant. Try sleeping with her. |
| 133 | 00:04:45,843 | 00:04:47,714 | I'll take your word for it. | I'll take your word for it. |
| 134 | 00:04:47,754 | 00:04:49,784 | No, it's impossible because she doesn't sleep anymore. | No, it's impossible because she doesn't sleep anymore. |
| 135 | 00:04:49,824 | 00:04:51,654 | She makes damn sure I don't, either. | She makes damn sure I don't, either. |
| 136 | 00:04:51,685 | 00:04:53,595 | Last night she decided it would be fun to watch "saw ii" | Last night she decided it would be fun to watch "saw ii" |
| 137 | 00:04:53,625 | 00:04:55,325 | at 3:00 in the morning. | at 3:00 in the morning. |
| 138 | 00:04:55,355 | 00:04:56,866 | Then when I woke up and asked her if she could turn it down, | Then when I woke up and asked her if she could turn it down, |
| 139 | 00:04:56,896 | 00:04:58,196 | she berated me for being a film snob. | she berated me for being a film snob. |
| 140 | 00:04:58,226 | 00:04:59,796 | How are you handling it? | How are you handling it? |
| 141 | 00:04:59,836 | 00:05:02,567 | I believe the term for it is "keeping my mouth shut." | I believe the term for it is "keeping my mouth shut." |
| 142 | 00:05:02,607 | 00:05:03,907 | I don't know what to do with her. | I don't know what to do with her. |
| 143 | 00:05:03,937 | 00:05:05,607 | She's one of the best reporters we have, | She's one of the best reporters we have, |
| 144 | 00:05:05,637 | 00:05:07,778 | but she has gone way beyond her normal level of nuts. | but she has gone way beyond her normal level of nuts. |
| 145 | 00:05:07,808 | 00:05:09,948 | She's on the warpath right now. She'll calm down. | She's on the warpath right now. She'll calm down. |
| 146 | 00:05:09,978 | 00:05:11,279 | She just needs some time. | She just needs some time. |
| 147 | 00:05:11,309 | 00:05:13,649 | You know, maybe I could give her more to do. | You know, maybe I could give her more to do. |
| 148 | 00:05:13,679 | 00:05:15,650 | That piece she just wrote would make a great series. | That piece she just wrote would make a great series. |
| 149 | 00:05:15,680 | 00:05:18,320 | Giving her something like that might help her rebound faster, | Giving her something like that might help her rebound faster, |
| 150 | 00:05:18,350 | 00:05:20,191 | make her the normal Paris again. | make her the normal Paris again. |
| 151 | 00:05:20,221 | 00:05:22,221 | Um, sure. | Um, sure. |
| 152 | 00:05:22,261 | 00:05:23,991 | That wasn't very convincing. | That wasn't very convincing. |
| 153 | 00:05:24,031 | 00:05:25,662 | It's your call. | It's your call. |
| 154 | 00:05:25,692 | 00:05:27,862 | Former editor to current editor. What do you think? | Former editor to current editor. What do you think? |
| 155 | 00:05:27,902 | 00:05:31,073 | [ Sighs ] Would you do that for any other staffer | [ Sighs ] Would you do that for any other staffer |
| 156 | 00:05:31,103 | 00:05:33,143 | who was treating you the way she is? | who was treating you the way she is? |
| 157 | 00:05:33,173 | 00:05:34,004 | No. | No. |
| 158 | 00:05:34,044 | 00:05:35,374 | I have more interest | I have more interest |
| 159 | 00:05:35,404 | 00:05:37,644 | in Paris snapping out of this than anyone. | in Paris snapping out of this than anyone. |
| 160 | 00:05:37,674 | 00:05:40,015 | I think it's something she's gonna get to on her own. | I think it's something she's gonna get to on her own. |
| 161 | 00:05:40,045 | 00:05:43,056 | Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. | Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. |
| 162 | 00:05:43,086 | 00:05:44,816 | I got to go. | I got to go. |
| 163 | 00:05:44,856 | 00:05:46,216 | I'm gonna sneak back to the apartment, | I'm gonna sneak back to the apartment, |
| 164 | 00:05:46,256 | 00:05:47,887 | see if I can get a few hours of sleep | see if I can get a few hours of sleep |
| 165 | 00:05:47,927 | 00:05:49,757 | before Paris comes home and spends the rest of the night | before Paris comes home and spends the rest of the night |
| 166 | 00:05:49,797 | 00:05:51,297 | wanting to play the jazz trumpet. | wanting to play the jazz trumpet. |
| 167 | 00:05:51,327 | 00:05:54,668 | Yeah, she bought a trumpet. | Yeah, she bought a trumpet. |
| 168 | 00:05:54,698 | 00:05:56,068 | Hey, Lou. Okay if I put an ad up? | Hey, Lou. Okay if I put an ad up? |
| 169 | 00:05:56,098 | 00:05:57,699 | They come down after two weeks. | They come down after two weeks. |
| 170 | 00:05:57,739 | 00:05:59,839 | I can abide by that. | I can abide by that. |
| 171 | 00:05:59,869 | 00:06:01,710 | Zach: ♪ take me riding in the car, car ♪ | Zach: ♪ take me riding in the car, car ♪ |
| 172 | 00:06:01,740 | 00:06:03,180 | ♪ take me riding in the car, car ♪ | ♪ take me riding in the car, car ♪ |
| 173 | 00:06:03,210 | 00:06:04,810 | ♪ take me riding in the car, car ♪ | ♪ take me riding in the car, car ♪ |
| 174 | 00:06:04,840 | 00:06:07,081 | ♪ I'll take you riding in the car ♪ | ♪ I'll take you riding in the car ♪ |
| 175 | 00:06:08,681 | 00:06:09,951 | Joel. | Joel. |
| 176 | 00:06:09,981 | 00:06:12,992 | Mom, come on. That's not cool. | Mom, come on. That's not cool. |
| 177 | 00:06:13,022 | 00:06:14,892 | ♪ Click-clack, open up the door, girls ♪ | ♪ Click-clack, open up the door, girls ♪ |
| 178 | 00:06:14,922 | 00:06:16,693 | ♪ click-clack, open up the door, boys ♪ | ♪ click-clack, open up the door, boys ♪ |
| 179 | 00:06:16,723 | 00:06:19,293 | ♪ front door, back door, clickety-clack ♪ | ♪ front door, back door, clickety-clack ♪ |
| 180 | 00:06:19,323 | 00:06:22,094 | [ music stops ] | [ music stops ] |
| 181 | 00:06:22,134 | 00:06:24,104 | Joel, take it. Take what? | Joel, take it. Take what? |
| 182 | 00:06:24,134 | 00:06:25,105 | The song. Take it. | The song. Take it. |
| 183 | 00:06:28,335 | 00:06:29,776 | Well, unh! | Well, unh! |
| 184 | 00:06:29,806 | 00:06:30,676 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
| 185 | 00:06:30,706 | 00:06:31,176 | [ Tambourine jingles ] | [ Tambourine jingles ] |
| 186 | 00:06:31,206 | 00:06:33,676 | Unh! | Unh! |
| 187 | 00:06:33,716 | 00:06:34,747 | Yeah! Yeah! | Yeah! Yeah! |
| 188 | 00:06:34,777 | 00:06:36,417 | Yeah! Come on! | Yeah! Come on! |
| 189 | 00:06:39,818 | 00:06:41,658 | [ "Kool thing" by Sonic youth plays loudly ] | [ "Kool thing" by Sonic youth plays loudly ] |
| 190 | 00:06:43,458 | 00:06:45,189 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 191 | 00:06:45,229 | 00:06:47,129 | ♪ Now you know you're sure looking pretty ♪ | ♪ Now you know you're sure looking pretty ♪ |
| 192 | 00:06:47,159 | 00:06:48,830 | aah! Oh, you scared me. | aah! Oh, you scared me. |
| 193 | 00:06:48,860 | 00:06:50,130 | Sorry. What? | Sorry. What? |
| 194 | 00:06:50,170 | 00:06:53,441 | Sorry! What?! | Sorry! What?! |
| 195 | 00:06:53,471 | 00:06:54,141 | [ Volume decreases ] | [ Volume decreases ] |
| 196 | 00:06:54,171 | 00:06:55,241 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
| 197 | 00:06:55,271 | 00:06:56,301 | I guess that was a little loud. | I guess that was a little loud. |
| 198 | 00:06:56,341 | 00:06:58,142 | What?! Sorry! | What?! Sorry! |
| 199 | 00:06:58,172 | 00:07:00,142 | I'm telling you, we should take this on the road. | I'm telling you, we should take this on the road. |
| 200 | 00:07:00,182 | 00:07:02,413 | I see you went with Faye dunaway in "network." | I see you went with Faye dunaway in "network." |
| 201 | 00:07:02,443 | 00:07:05,213 | And Maureen dowd "come hither" pumps for good measure. | And Maureen dowd "come hither" pumps for good measure. |
| 202 | 00:07:05,253 | 00:07:06,883 | I wish I could be there for you. | I wish I could be there for you. |
| 203 | 00:07:06,924 | 00:07:08,184 | Oh, you do not. I do, too. | Oh, you do not. I do, too. |
| 204 | 00:07:08,224 | 00:07:09,954 | You'd be asleep in three minutes. | You'd be asleep in three minutes. |
| 205 | 00:07:09,994 | 00:07:12,255 | The pumps would've kept me going for at least four. | The pumps would've kept me going for at least four. |
| 206 | 00:07:12,295 | 00:07:14,865 | I'm in a suit at 2:00 in the afternoon. | I'm in a suit at 2:00 in the afternoon. |
| 207 | 00:07:14,895 | 00:07:16,736 | Honor has to have everyone dressed for a wedding rehearsal. | Honor has to have everyone dressed for a wedding rehearsal. |
| 208 | 00:07:16,766 | 00:07:18,136 | How'd I get conned into this? | How'd I get conned into this? |
| 209 | 00:07:18,166 | 00:07:20,136 | Into what? Being one of Josh's groomsmen. | Into what? Being one of Josh's groomsmen. |
| 210 | 00:07:20,166 | 00:07:22,007 | You like Josh. I don't even know Josh. | You like Josh. I don't even know Josh. |
| 211 | 00:07:22,037 | 00:07:23,777 | He's gonna be your brother-in-law. | He's gonna be your brother-in-law. |
| 212 | 00:07:23,807 | 00:07:26,408 | Yes, exactly. Key word is "going." He's not now. | Yes, exactly. Key word is "going." He's not now. |
| 213 | 00:07:26,438 | 00:07:27,848 | Your tie is crooked. | Your tie is crooked. |
| 214 | 00:07:27,878 | 00:07:29,148 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 215 | 00:07:29,178 | 00:07:31,319 | But as of today, Josh is simply the guy | But as of today, Josh is simply the guy |
| 216 | 00:07:31,349 | 00:07:33,249 | who holds my sister's purse when she goes shopping, | who holds my sister's purse when she goes shopping, |
| 217 | 00:07:33,289 | 00:07:34,749 | and because of that, I have to spend the next six hours | and because of that, I have to spend the next six hours |
| 218 | 00:07:34,789 | 00:07:36,350 | practicing to walk in a straight line. | practicing to walk in a straight line. |
| 219 | 00:07:36,390 | 00:07:38,920 | You have yet to accomplish that, so practice wouldn't hurt. | You have yet to accomplish that, so practice wouldn't hurt. |
| 220 | 00:07:38,960 | 00:07:40,961 | [ Sighs ] I'm not there, and I'm bored already. | [ Sighs ] I'm not there, and I'm bored already. |
| 221 | 00:07:40,991 | 00:07:42,961 | You can always talk to your good friend flasky. | You can always talk to your good friend flasky. |
| 222 | 00:07:43,001 | 00:07:46,262 | Right. Thanks for the reminder. | Right. Thanks for the reminder. |
| 223 | 00:07:46,302 | 00:07:48,432 | I just don't understand wedding rehearsals. | I just don't understand wedding rehearsals. |
| 224 | 00:07:48,472 | 00:07:49,303 | The bachelor party, I get. | The bachelor party, I get. |
| 225 | 00:07:49,333 | 00:07:51,173 | I bet you do. | I bet you do. |
| 226 | 00:07:51,203 | 00:07:54,444 | The actual ceremony, I get. But the rehearsal, I don't get. | The actual ceremony, I get. But the rehearsal, I don't get. |
| 227 | 00:07:54,474 | 00:07:56,374 | Wallet. And after we finish rehearsing, | Wallet. And after we finish rehearsing, |
| 228 | 00:07:56,414 | 00:07:57,414 | I have to sit through a 5-course dinner | I have to sit through a 5-course dinner |
| 229 | 00:07:57,444 | 00:07:59,015 | surrounded by my new family | surrounded by my new family |
| 230 | 00:07:59,045 | 00:08:01,355 | and honor's brigade of moronic bridesmaids. | and honor's brigade of moronic bridesmaids. |
| 231 | 00:08:01,385 | 00:08:04,056 | Oh, come on, you love honor. Her friends can't be that bad. | Oh, come on, you love honor. Her friends can't be that bad. |
| 232 | 00:08:04,086 | 00:08:05,786 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
| 233 | 00:08:05,826 | 00:08:10,267 | Blondie, dipsy, bubbles, four nose jobs, charm McGee... | Blondie, dipsy, bubbles, four nose jobs, charm McGee... |
| 234 | 00:08:10,297 | 00:08:12,228 | All great gals. Meow. | All great gals. Meow. |
| 235 | 00:08:12,268 | 00:08:15,298 | Can't you just do the panel, blow off the mixer, | Can't you just do the panel, blow off the mixer, |
| 236 | 00:08:15,338 | 00:08:16,298 | and meet me for the dinner? | and meet me for the dinner? |
| 237 | 00:08:16,338 | 00:08:18,009 | Logan, come on. | Logan, come on. |
| 238 | 00:08:18,039 | 00:08:20,209 | By the time I get out of there and get back here to change, | By the time I get out of there and get back here to change, |
| 239 | 00:08:20,239 | 00:08:22,280 | drive all the way to New York, dinner would be over. | drive all the way to New York, dinner would be over. |
| 240 | 00:08:22,310 | 00:08:24,010 | No, it wouldn't. Dinner's never gonna be over. | No, it wouldn't. Dinner's never gonna be over. |
| 241 | 00:08:24,050 | 00:08:25,410 | It's gonna last forever. | It's gonna last forever. |
| 242 | 00:08:25,450 | 00:08:27,921 | I will be here waiting for you when you get back, | I will be here waiting for you when you get back, |
| 243 | 00:08:27,951 | 00:08:29,081 | and I will have aspirin. | and I will have aspirin. |
| 244 | 00:08:29,121 | 00:08:30,391 | Fine. I'll be back by 11:00... | Fine. I'll be back by 11:00... |
| 245 | 00:08:30,421 | 00:08:32,192 | 10:50, possibly 10:30. | 10:50, possibly 10:30. |
| 246 | 00:08:32,222 | 00:08:34,292 | Go. Fine. | Go. Fine. |
| 247 | 00:08:37,393 | 00:08:39,493 | Did you forget something? | Did you forget something? |
| 248 | 00:08:42,534 | 00:08:46,305 | You look incredible. Knock 'em dead. | You look incredible. Knock 'em dead. |
| 249 | 00:08:49,505 | 00:08:51,576 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
| 250 | 00:08:56,617 | 00:08:59,418 | [ Volume increases ] | [ Volume increases ] |
| 251 | 00:09:02,388 | 00:09:04,629 | Hey. Hey. | Hey. Hey. |
| 252 | 00:09:04,659 | 00:09:06,259 | Nice seats. | Nice seats. |
| 253 | 00:09:06,299 | 00:09:08,630 | I got here early and scouted out the best ones. | I got here early and scouted out the best ones. |
| 254 | 00:09:08,670 | 00:09:10,500 | We were more towards the middle, but then two people... | We were more towards the middle, but then two people... |
| 255 | 00:09:10,540 | 00:09:12,570 | I'm pretty sure it was brigitte Nielsen | I'm pretty sure it was brigitte Nielsen |
| 256 | 00:09:12,600 | 00:09:15,171 | and Kareem Abdul-jabbar... Sat right in front of me. | and Kareem Abdul-jabbar... Sat right in front of me. |
| 257 | 00:09:15,211 | 00:09:17,281 | Brigitte and Kareem showed up, huh? | Brigitte and Kareem showed up, huh? |
| 258 | 00:09:17,311 | 00:09:20,012 | I swear, any place with free cheese and crackers, | I swear, any place with free cheese and crackers, |
| 259 | 00:09:20,052 | 00:09:21,312 | they are there. | they are there. |
| 260 | 00:09:21,352 | 00:09:22,953 | You look nice. Thanks. | You look nice. Thanks. |
| 261 | 00:09:22,983 | 00:09:24,553 | I think this haircut cost more | I think this haircut cost more |
| 262 | 00:09:24,583 | 00:09:26,653 | than all the haircuts I've had in my life combined. | than all the haircuts I've had in my life combined. |
| 263 | 00:09:26,683 | 00:09:28,124 | Hmm. Well, it was worth it. | Hmm. Well, it was worth it. |
| 264 | 00:09:28,154 | 00:09:30,324 | It looks very, very short. | It looks very, very short. |
| 265 | 00:09:30,364 | 00:09:31,324 | Mom, dad. | Mom, dad. |
| 266 | 00:09:31,364 | 00:09:32,525 | The woman of the hour. | The woman of the hour. |
| 267 | 00:09:32,565 | 00:09:35,035 | You made it. Of course we did. | You made it. Of course we did. |
| 268 | 00:09:35,065 | 00:09:36,566 | Careful! The hair... It's pinned perfectly. | Careful! The hair... It's pinned perfectly. |
| 269 | 00:09:36,596 | 00:09:38,006 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
| 270 | 00:09:38,036 | 00:09:39,566 | Yeah. Sorry. So, are you excited? | Yeah. Sorry. So, are you excited? |
| 271 | 00:09:39,606 | 00:09:42,007 | Yeah, and nervous. I've got a lot of talking points. | Yeah, and nervous. I've got a lot of talking points. |
| 272 | 00:09:42,037 | 00:09:43,547 | I feel like I'm gonna forget everything. | I feel like I'm gonna forget everything. |
| 273 | 00:09:43,577 | 00:09:45,247 | You're gonna do great, hon. | You're gonna do great, hon. |
| 274 | 00:09:45,277 | 00:09:47,578 | Yeah, you are. You're a natural at this kind of thing. | Yeah, you are. You're a natural at this kind of thing. |
| 275 | 00:09:47,618 | 00:09:50,148 | Remember... if things don't go well, we will stop loving you. | Remember... if things don't go well, we will stop loving you. |
| 276 | 00:09:50,189 | 00:09:51,649 | I better get up there. I'll see you guys afterwards. | I better get up there. I'll see you guys afterwards. |
| 277 | 00:09:51,689 | 00:09:53,459 | Yeah. We'll be rooting for you. | Yeah. We'll be rooting for you. |
| 278 | 00:09:53,489 | 00:09:56,060 | It's not really a root-for-me thing, but thank you. | It's not really a root-for-me thing, but thank you. |
| 279 | 00:09:56,090 | 00:09:57,360 | Well, we brought foam fingers. | Well, we brought foam fingers. |
| 280 | 00:09:57,390 | 00:10:02,301 | We're doing the wave if things get dull. | We're doing the wave if things get dull. |
| 281 | 00:10:02,331 | 00:10:03,471 | Dud? | Dud? |
| 282 | 00:10:03,501 | 00:10:05,002 | Gordon: Welcome, everybody, | Gordon: Welcome, everybody, |
| 283 | 00:10:05,032 | 00:10:06,632 | to the young voices of journalism panel. | to the young voices of journalism panel. |
| 284 | 00:10:06,672 | 00:10:09,273 | I'm Arthur Gordon, a professor of English here at Yale, | I'm Arthur Gordon, a professor of English here at Yale, |
| 285 | 00:10:09,303 | 00:10:10,973 | and I shall be moderating today's panel. | and I shall be moderating today's panel. |
| 286 | 00:10:11,013 | 00:10:13,283 | We're joined today by the editors of | We're joined today by the editors of |
| 287 | 00:10:13,313 | 00:10:16,544 | the country's most prestigious collegiate newspapers. | the country's most prestigious collegiate newspapers. |
| 288 | 00:10:16,584 | 00:10:18,185 | Whoo-hoo! | Whoo-hoo! |
| 289 | 00:10:18,215 | 00:10:20,155 | We have before us editors from the Harvard crimson, | We have before us editors from the Harvard crimson, |
| 290 | 00:10:20,185 | 00:10:21,985 | the daily princetonian, | the daily princetonian, |
| 291 | 00:10:22,025 | 00:10:23,996 | the Cornell daily sun, the daily pennsylvanian, | the Cornell daily sun, the daily pennsylvanian, |
| 292 | 00:10:24,026 | 00:10:25,996 | and the Yale daily news | and the Yale daily news |
| 293 | 00:10:26,026 | 00:10:28,527 | all here today to tell us what's on their minds, | all here today to tell us what's on their minds, |
| 294 | 00:10:28,567 | 00:10:30,097 | to hear where they think | to hear where they think |
| 295 | 00:10:30,137 | 00:10:32,067 | Ivy-league journalism is heading, | Ivy-league journalism is heading, |
| 296 | 00:10:32,097 | 00:10:34,268 | and more broadly, to share their views | and more broadly, to share their views |
| 297 | 00:10:34,308 | 00:10:36,508 | on the future of the free press in america. | on the future of the free press in america. |
| 298 | 00:10:36,538 | 00:10:38,309 | Whoa. Heavy. | Whoa. Heavy. |
| 299 | 00:10:38,339 | 00:10:41,550 | I will begin by posing a series of questions to our panel. | I will begin by posing a series of questions to our panel. |
| 300 | 00:10:41,580 | 00:10:43,220 | Now let's begin. | Now let's begin. |
| 301 | 00:10:43,250 | 00:10:45,980 | I was wondering how the panelists would describe | I was wondering how the panelists would describe |
| 302 | 00:10:46,020 | 00:10:48,991 | the state of journalistic ethics on a collegiate level | the state of journalistic ethics on a collegiate level |
| 303 | 00:10:49,021 | 00:10:50,721 | in the post-Judy Miller era, and... | in the post-Judy Miller era, and... |
| 304 | 00:10:50,761 | 00:10:53,192 | Wonderful question. Quentin Walsh, daily princetonian. | Wonderful question. Quentin Walsh, daily princetonian. |
| 305 | 00:10:53,232 | 00:10:56,093 | The ramifications of the scandal to which you obliquely alluded | The ramifications of the scandal to which you obliquely alluded |
| 306 | 00:10:56,133 | 00:10:57,303 | ought not to be underestimated. | ought not to be underestimated. |
| 307 | 00:10:57,333 | 00:10:59,033 | I hate this guy already. | I hate this guy already. |
| 308 | 00:10:59,063 | 00:11:01,404 | Rory told me about him. That's "pompous Princeton guy." | Rory told me about him. That's "pompous Princeton guy." |
| 309 | 00:11:01,434 | 00:11:03,704 | If your parents name you that, what chance do you have? | If your parents name you that, what chance do you have? |
| 310 | 00:11:03,744 | 00:11:06,375 | The struggle to preserve the fundamental principles | The struggle to preserve the fundamental principles |
| 311 | 00:11:06,405 | 00:11:08,015 | and rights upon which our free press depends | and rights upon which our free press depends |
| 312 | 00:11:08,045 | 00:11:09,646 | was made far more difficult by the choice | was made far more difficult by the choice |
| 313 | 00:11:09,676 | 00:11:13,216 | of certain reporters who shall remain unnamed [laughs] | of certain reporters who shall remain unnamed [laughs] |
| 314 | 00:11:13,256 | 00:11:15,087 | To capitulate to governmental pressure | To capitulate to governmental pressure |
| 315 | 00:11:15,117 | 00:11:16,317 | and divulge their sources. | and divulge their sources. |
| 316 | 00:11:16,357 | 00:11:17,487 | He's unbelievable. | He's unbelievable. |
| 317 | 00:11:17,527 | 00:11:18,727 | He's wearing a bow tie. | He's wearing a bow tie. |
| 318 | 00:11:18,757 | 00:11:19,658 | Should I dud him? | Should I dud him? |
| 319 | 00:11:19,688 | 00:11:21,258 | I myself have, on occasion, | I myself have, on occasion, |
| 320 | 00:11:21,298 | 00:11:23,328 | felt tremendous pressure to divulge unnamed sources, | felt tremendous pressure to divulge unnamed sources, |
| 321 | 00:11:23,368 | 00:11:24,799 | but I've stood my ground, | but I've stood my ground, |
| 322 | 00:11:24,829 | 00:11:27,339 | knowing that while I may suffer for my principled stand, | knowing that while I may suffer for my principled stand, |
| 323 | 00:11:27,369 | 00:11:29,040 | there was a much greater issue at stake. | there was a much greater issue at stake. |
| 324 | 00:11:29,070 | 00:11:30,440 | If I may? | If I may? |
| 325 | 00:11:30,470 | 00:11:32,210 | Rory Gilmore, Yale daily news. | Rory Gilmore, Yale daily news. |
| 326 | 00:11:32,240 | 00:11:35,581 | While I agree there is no greater or more important tool | While I agree there is no greater or more important tool |
| 327 | 00:11:35,611 | 00:11:38,252 | for a free press than confidential sources, | for a free press than confidential sources, |
| 328 | 00:11:38,282 | 00:11:40,782 | I also think it unwise for us to presume | I also think it unwise for us to presume |
| 329 | 00:11:40,822 | 00:11:44,123 | from our limited experiences editing college newspapers | from our limited experiences editing college newspapers |
| 330 | 00:11:44,153 | 00:11:45,453 | that we really have any true understanding | that we really have any true understanding |
| 331 | 00:11:45,493 | 00:11:47,124 | of what it must feel like | of what it must feel like |
| 332 | 00:11:47,164 | 00:11:48,424 | when the federal government of the United States | when the federal government of the United States |
| 333 | 00:11:48,464 | 00:11:50,064 | puts the screws to you. | puts the screws to you. |
| 334 | 00:11:50,094 | 00:11:51,595 | I just think it would be the height of hubris | I just think it would be the height of hubris |
| 335 | 00:11:51,635 | 00:11:54,305 | for us to claim that we know what we would do | for us to claim that we know what we would do |
| 336 | 00:11:54,335 | 00:11:56,236 | when faced with that kind of pressure. | when faced with that kind of pressure. |
| 337 | 00:11:56,266 | 00:11:57,636 | But that's just one reporter's opinion. | But that's just one reporter's opinion. |
| 338 | 00:11:57,676 | 00:11:58,776 | We created her. | We created her. |
| 339 | 00:11:58,806 | 00:12:00,606 | Out of thin air. | Out of thin air. |
| 340 | 00:12:03,417 | 00:12:05,448 | I just don't care how funny the picture is. | I just don't care how funny the picture is. |
| 341 | 00:12:05,478 | 00:12:07,188 | If it's not newsworthy... and I can't see how it would be... | If it's not newsworthy... and I can't see how it would be... |
| 342 | 00:12:07,218 | 00:12:08,648 | I would not publish a picture | I would not publish a picture |
| 343 | 00:12:08,688 | 00:12:10,619 | of the university president stuffing his face | of the university president stuffing his face |
| 344 | 00:12:10,659 | 00:12:12,659 | with key lime pie at the drama club bake sale. | with key lime pie at the drama club bake sale. |
| 345 | 00:12:12,689 | 00:12:14,689 | I'm sure president levin will be pleased to hear that. | I'm sure president levin will be pleased to hear that. |
| 346 | 00:12:14,729 | 00:12:16,530 | [ Laughter ] | [ Laughter ] |
| 347 | 00:12:16,560 | 00:12:18,830 | If someone pushed key lime pie in the president's face | If someone pushed key lime pie in the president's face |
| 348 | 00:12:18,860 | 00:12:20,801 | as a statement, that I would print. | as a statement, that I would print. |
| 349 | 00:12:20,831 | 00:12:22,131 | Me, too... front page. | Me, too... front page. |
| 350 | 00:12:22,171 | 00:12:23,441 | Quentin, you agreed with me. | Quentin, you agreed with me. |
| 351 | 00:12:23,471 | 00:12:24,702 | I didn't think you were capable. | I didn't think you were capable. |
| 352 | 00:12:24,742 | 00:12:26,442 | [ Laughter ] | [ Laughter ] |
| 353 | 00:12:26,472 | 00:12:28,372 | On that note, we have to end our discussion. | On that note, we have to end our discussion. |
| 354 | 00:12:28,412 | 00:12:30,143 | I'd like to thank all our panelists | I'd like to thank all our panelists |
| 355 | 00:12:30,183 | 00:12:32,583 | for a terrific discussion and thank you all for coming. | for a terrific discussion and thank you all for coming. |
| 356 | 00:12:37,184 | 00:12:38,885 | Our girl's got skills. | Our girl's got skills. |
| 357 | 00:12:38,925 | 00:12:41,155 | She even had her archrival laughing with her by the end. | She even had her archrival laughing with her by the end. |
| 358 | 00:12:41,195 | 00:12:43,526 | She's keeping her enemies close and giggling. | She's keeping her enemies close and giggling. |
| 359 | 00:12:43,566 | 00:12:44,696 | Very devious. | Very devious. |
| 360 | 00:12:44,726 | 00:12:46,666 | So? | So? |
| 361 | 00:12:46,696 | 00:12:49,197 | If I had a cooler of gatorade, I'd pour it over your head. | If I had a cooler of gatorade, I'd pour it over your head. |
| 362 | 00:12:49,237 | 00:12:51,267 | Sounds refreshing. So, I was pretty good, wasn't I? | Sounds refreshing. So, I was pretty good, wasn't I? |
| 363 | 00:12:51,307 | 00:12:52,868 | You dazzled. | You dazzled. |
| 364 | 00:12:52,908 | 00:12:54,808 | You totally wiped the floor with pompous Princeton guy. | You totally wiped the floor with pompous Princeton guy. |
| 365 | 00:12:54,838 | 00:12:56,308 | Well, the floor looked a little dirty. | Well, the floor looked a little dirty. |
| 366 | 00:12:56,338 | 00:12:58,149 | So, can we take you out for an ice-cream soda? | So, can we take you out for an ice-cream soda? |
| 367 | 00:12:58,179 | 00:13:01,379 | Sorry. We have this editor" mixer thing now. Rain check? | Sorry. We have this editor" mixer thing now. Rain check? |
| 368 | 00:13:01,420 | 00:13:02,680 | Yeah, go. Mix well. | Yeah, go. Mix well. |
| 369 | 00:13:02,720 | 00:13:04,190 | Bye, hon. | Bye, hon. |
| 370 | 00:13:04,220 | 00:13:05,150 | We were just rain-checked. | We were just rain-checked. |
| 371 | 00:13:05,190 | 00:13:06,421 | Yep. | Yep. |
| 372 | 00:13:06,451 | 00:13:08,461 | I don't know how I feel about that. | I don't know how I feel about that. |
| 373 | 00:13:08,491 | 00:13:10,331 | Okay, so I kept track, wrote 'em down. | Okay, so I kept track, wrote 'em down. |
| 374 | 00:13:10,361 | 00:13:13,532 | I got 16 words that she used that I have never heard before. | I got 16 words that she used that I have never heard before. |
| 375 | 00:13:13,562 | 00:13:15,332 | Perspicacious? | Perspicacious? |
| 376 | 00:13:15,362 | 00:13:17,573 | 17 words that I have never heard before. | 17 words that I have never heard before. |
| 377 | 00:13:17,603 | 00:13:18,533 | My god, she's smart. | My god, she's smart. |
| 378 | 00:13:18,573 | 00:13:20,204 | She is smart. | She is smart. |
| 379 | 00:13:20,244 | 00:13:22,274 | She's Anthony Michael hall in "breakfast club" smart. | She's Anthony Michael hall in "breakfast club" smart. |
| 380 | 00:13:22,304 | 00:13:24,174 | I'm very proud and mystified. | I'm very proud and mystified. |
| 381 | 00:13:24,214 | 00:13:25,875 | [ Beeping ] Well, me, baby, all me. | [ Beeping ] Well, me, baby, all me. |
| 382 | 00:13:25,915 | 00:13:27,285 | Oh, it's my new nanny. | Oh, it's my new nanny. |
| 383 | 00:13:27,315 | 00:13:29,386 | Oh, does Sienna know about this? | Oh, does Sienna know about this? |
| 384 | 00:13:29,416 | 00:13:31,416 | Actually, this is the fourth new nanny in six months. | Actually, this is the fourth new nanny in six months. |
| 385 | 00:13:31,456 | 00:13:32,816 | I'm telling you, pickings are slim out there | I'm telling you, pickings are slim out there |
| 386 | 00:13:32,856 | 00:13:34,687 | for someone decent to look after your kid. | for someone decent to look after your kid. |
| 387 | 00:13:34,727 | 00:13:36,427 | That's why they invented parents. | That's why they invented parents. |
| 388 | 00:13:36,457 | 00:13:37,727 | Ah, crap, she can't work Sunday. | Ah, crap, she can't work Sunday. |
| 389 | 00:13:37,757 | 00:13:39,598 | What's going on Sunday? | What's going on Sunday? |
| 390 | 00:13:39,628 | 00:13:41,298 | I promised my mother I'd take her to the cemetery | I promised my mother I'd take her to the cemetery |
| 391 | 00:13:41,328 | 00:13:42,698 | to visit my dad's grave. | to visit my dad's grave. |
| 392 | 00:13:42,728 | 00:13:44,469 | I'm thinking it might not be the thrill for g.G. | I'm thinking it might not be the thrill for g.G. |
| 393 | 00:13:44,499 | 00:13:46,239 | That it's gonna be for the rest of us. | That it's gonna be for the rest of us. |
| 394 | 00:13:46,269 | 00:13:47,839 | Not without noisemakers, it won't. | Not without noisemakers, it won't. |
| 395 | 00:13:47,869 | 00:13:50,510 | This single parent stuff. Fun, huh? | This single parent stuff. Fun, huh? |
| 396 | 00:13:50,540 | 00:13:52,280 | I tell you, I can't wait till g.G. Starts school. | I tell you, I can't wait till g.G. Starts school. |
| 397 | 00:13:52,310 | 00:13:54,381 | G.g.'s starting school? You're so old. | G.g.'s starting school? You're so old. |
| 398 | 00:13:54,411 | 00:13:56,411 | Where is she gonna go? Not sure yet. | Where is she gonna go? Not sure yet. |
| 399 | 00:13:56,451 | 00:13:58,482 | These snotty private schools are impossible. | These snotty private schools are impossible. |
| 400 | 00:13:58,522 | 00:14:00,852 | There are waiting lists and psychological tests | There are waiting lists and psychological tests |
| 401 | 00:14:00,892 | 00:14:02,623 | and blood samples and sworn oaths | and blood samples and sworn oaths |
| 402 | 00:14:02,653 | 00:14:04,423 | and dark back-room promises, | and dark back-room promises, |
| 403 | 00:14:04,463 | 00:14:06,894 | and every single headmistress looks like dick Cheney. | and every single headmistress looks like dick Cheney. |
| 404 | 00:14:06,924 | 00:14:08,494 | You can always send her to public school. | You can always send her to public school. |
| 405 | 00:14:08,534 | 00:14:10,504 | Yes, I could, if I wanted to kill my mother. | Yes, I could, if I wanted to kill my mother. |
| 406 | 00:14:10,534 | 00:14:12,465 | Well, you will be at the cemetery tomorrow. | Well, you will be at the cemetery tomorrow. |
| 407 | 00:14:12,505 | 00:14:14,705 | Lor. [ Chuckles ] | Lor. [ Chuckles ] |
| 408 | 00:14:14,735 | 00:14:17,676 | If you're ever stuck and you need somebody to watch her, | If you're ever stuck and you need somebody to watch her, |
| 409 | 00:14:17,706 | 00:14:18,676 | I'd be happy to fill in. | I'd be happy to fill in. |
| 410 | 00:14:18,706 | 00:14:19,906 | Really? | Really? |
| 411 | 00:14:19,946 | 00:14:20,917 | Yeah, I'm fun. I like teletubbies. | Yeah, I'm fun. I like teletubbies. |
| 412 | 00:14:20,947 | 00:14:22,577 | Sober? [ Scoffs ] | Sober? [ Scoffs ] |
| 413 | 00:14:22,617 | 00:14:25,017 | I have got plenty of Rory's old books and games, | I have got plenty of Rory's old books and games, |
| 414 | 00:14:25,047 | 00:14:26,988 | and I'm totally at your service. | and I'm totally at your service. |
| 415 | 00:14:27,018 | 00:14:30,429 | Okay, well, I just may take you up on that. | Okay, well, I just may take you up on that. |
| 416 | 00:14:30,459 | 00:14:32,259 | So, what does "perspicacious" mean? | So, what does "perspicacious" mean? |
| 417 | 00:14:32,289 | 00:14:34,029 | I don't know. "Persp"... to perspire? | I don't know. "Persp"... to perspire? |
| 418 | 00:14:34,059 | 00:14:36,630 | Am I close? Close enough for me. | Am I close? Close enough for me. |
| 419 | 00:14:36,660 | 00:14:39,901 | [ Band plays introduction to "hollaback girl" ] | [ Band plays introduction to "hollaback girl" ] |
| 420 | 00:14:44,812 | 00:14:45,872 | Gil: ♪ so, that's right, dude | Gil: ♪ so, that's right, dude |
| 421 | 00:14:45,912 | 00:14:47,482 | ♪ meet me at the bleachers | ♪ meet me at the bleachers |
| 422 | 00:14:47,512 | 00:14:49,783 | ♪ no principals, no student teachers ♪ | ♪ no principals, no student teachers ♪ |
| 423 | 00:14:49,813 | 00:14:51,353 | ♪ both of us want to be the winner ♪ | ♪ both of us want to be the winner ♪ |
| 424 | 00:14:51,383 | 00:14:53,454 | ♪ but there can only be one | ♪ but there can only be one |
| 425 | 00:14:53,484 | 00:14:55,524 | ♪ so, I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all ♪ | ♪ so, I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all ♪ |
| 426 | 00:14:55,554 | 00:14:58,455 | ♪ gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you ♪ | ♪ gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you ♪ |
| 427 | 00:14:58,495 | 00:14:59,895 | ♪ that's right, I'm the last one standing ♪ | ♪ that's right, I'm the last one standing ♪ |
| 428 | 00:14:59,925 | 00:15:01,765 | ♪ another one bites the dust | ♪ another one bites the dust |
| 429 | 00:15:01,795 | 00:15:04,536 | ♪ a few times I've been around that track ♪ | ♪ a few times I've been around that track ♪ |
| 430 | 00:15:04,566 | 00:15:06,636 | ♪ so it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ | ♪ so it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ |
| 431 | 00:15:06,666 | 00:15:08,767 | ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl | ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl |
| 432 | 00:15:08,807 | 00:15:10,637 | ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl | ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl |
| 433 | 00:15:10,677 | 00:15:12,608 | ♪ a few times I've been around that track ♪ | ♪ a few times I've been around that track ♪ |
| 434 | 00:15:12,638 | 00:15:14,648 | ♪ so it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ | ♪ so it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ |
| 435 | 00:15:14,678 | 00:15:17,079 | ♪ 'cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ | ♪ 'cause I ain't no hollaback girl ♪ |
| 436 | 00:15:17,109 | 00:15:19,879 | ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl | ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl |
| 437 | 00:15:19,919 | 00:15:21,950 | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ |
| 438 | 00:15:21,990 | 00:15:24,060 | ♪ that's my shh | ♪ that's my shh |
| 439 | 00:15:24,090 | 00:15:26,321 | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ |
| 440 | 00:15:26,361 | 00:15:28,431 | ♪ that's my shh | ♪ that's my shh |
| 441 | 00:15:28,461 | 00:15:30,601 | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ |
| 442 | 00:15:30,632 | 00:15:32,602 | ♪ that's my shh | ♪ that's my shh |
| 443 | 00:15:32,632 | 00:15:34,802 | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ | ♪ ooh, ooh, that's my shh ♪ |
| 444 | 00:15:34,832 | 00:15:38,803 | ♪ that's my shh ♪ ooh, ooh | ♪ that's my shh ♪ ooh, ooh |
| 445 | 00:15:38,843 | 00:15:40,844 | [ cheers and applause ] | [ cheers and applause ] |
| 446 | 00:15:42,574 | 00:15:44,915 | Thank you, everyone. | Thank you, everyone. |
| 447 | 00:15:44,945 | 00:15:47,045 | That's our bat mitzvah girl Julia lowman's | That's our bat mitzvah girl Julia lowman's |
| 448 | 00:15:47,085 | 00:15:50,456 | favorite song in the world, and I can see why... | favorite song in the world, and I can see why... |
| 449 | 00:15:50,486 | 00:15:54,057 | Because it's full of strong female attitude, which I dig. | Because it's full of strong female attitude, which I dig. |
| 450 | 00:15:54,097 | 00:15:56,757 | Let me tell you, Julia, guys are turned on by that. | Let me tell you, Julia, guys are turned on by that. |
| 451 | 00:15:56,797 | 00:15:58,397 | Don't think they aren't. | Don't think they aren't. |
| 452 | 00:15:58,427 | 00:16:00,568 | They like girls with legs and brains, | They like girls with legs and brains, |
| 453 | 00:16:00,598 | 00:16:03,098 | like smart biker chicks, you know? | like smart biker chicks, you know? |
| 454 | 00:16:03,138 | 00:16:05,669 | So keep on the path you're on, keep up with school, | So keep on the path you're on, keep up with school, |
| 455 | 00:16:05,709 | 00:16:07,679 | and, baby, you're going places. | and, baby, you're going places. |
| 456 | 00:16:07,709 | 00:16:09,740 | [ Applause ] | [ Applause ] |
| 457 | 00:16:09,780 | 00:16:12,380 | I see the cake coming out of the kitchen, everybody, | I see the cake coming out of the kitchen, everybody, |
| 458 | 00:16:12,410 | 00:16:15,081 | so we're gonna break for a couple minutes to sugar up. | so we're gonna break for a couple minutes to sugar up. |
| 459 | 00:16:15,121 | 00:16:16,121 | Back in a few. | Back in a few. |
| 460 | 00:16:18,552 | 00:16:19,992 | Zach: Hey, guys. | Zach: Hey, guys. |
| 461 | 00:16:20,022 | 00:16:22,893 | I think you used too much whammy bar during "my humps." | I think you used too much whammy bar during "my humps." |
| 462 | 00:16:22,923 | 00:16:24,533 | I was out of control. | I was out of control. |
| 463 | 00:16:24,563 | 00:16:26,393 | So, you guys aren't gonna talk to me? | So, you guys aren't gonna talk to me? |
| 464 | 00:16:26,433 | 00:16:28,464 | What's there to talk about? Yeah, man. | What's there to talk about? Yeah, man. |
| 465 | 00:16:28,504 | 00:16:31,475 | You're way deep in my bogus bag, and it's ziplocked shut. | You're way deep in my bogus bag, and it's ziplocked shut. |
| 466 | 00:16:31,505 | 00:16:33,035 | Well, you guys sounded great. | Well, you guys sounded great. |
| 467 | 00:16:33,075 | 00:16:34,905 | Yeah, I get what you're saying. | Yeah, I get what you're saying. |
| 468 | 00:16:34,945 | 00:16:37,576 | It's a west Hartford bat mitzvah, not the Albert hall. | It's a west Hartford bat mitzvah, not the Albert hall. |
| 469 | 00:16:37,616 | 00:16:38,716 | Well, a gig's a gig. | Well, a gig's a gig. |
| 470 | 00:16:38,746 | 00:16:40,416 | Totally. A gig's a gig. | Totally. A gig's a gig. |
| 471 | 00:16:40,446 | 00:16:42,847 | This crowd is lucky. I'm telling you, it was tight. | This crowd is lucky. I'm telling you, it was tight. |
| 472 | 00:16:42,887 | 00:16:46,718 | You could've played that at the Albert hall. | You could've played that at the Albert hall. |
| 473 | 00:16:46,758 | 00:16:51,499 | So, uh, I reached a new level on soulcalibur III. | So, uh, I reached a new level on soulcalibur III. |
| 474 | 00:16:51,529 | 00:16:52,129 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
| 475 | 00:16:52,159 | 00:16:53,569 | Level 50 assassin. | Level 50 assassin. |
| 476 | 00:16:53,599 | 00:16:55,130 | Really? | Really? |
| 477 | 00:16:55,170 | 00:16:57,600 | I low-kicked through and chalked up a mess of perfects. | I low-kicked through and chalked up a mess of perfects. |
| 478 | 00:16:57,640 | 00:16:59,070 | You're gonna take the swordmaster mantel soon. | You're gonna take the swordmaster mantel soon. |
| 479 | 00:16:59,100 | 00:17:01,041 | But you're, like, the original swordmaster. | But you're, like, the original swordmaster. |
| 480 | 00:17:01,071 | 00:17:02,671 | I beat the last boss. | I beat the last boss. |
| 481 | 00:17:02,711 | 00:17:04,182 | Hit him middle, high, middle, low, middle, high. | Hit him middle, high, middle, low, middle, high. |
| 482 | 00:17:04,212 | 00:17:05,912 | Took forever to figure out all his specials. | Took forever to figure out all his specials. |
| 483 | 00:17:05,942 | 00:17:08,613 | I know. I was sitting next to you when you did it. | I know. I was sitting next to you when you did it. |
| 484 | 00:17:08,653 | 00:17:10,953 | It was awesome. | It was awesome. |
| 485 | 00:17:10,983 | 00:17:13,924 | Listen, this thing with us... I want to fix it. | Listen, this thing with us... I want to fix it. |
| 486 | 00:17:13,954 | 00:17:15,224 | It's too late. | It's too late. |
| 487 | 00:17:15,254 | 00:17:16,894 | It's not. Look, I know I was an idiot. | It's not. Look, I know I was an idiot. |
| 488 | 00:17:16,924 | 00:17:18,565 | If I could turn back time, I would. | If I could turn back time, I would. |
| 489 | 00:17:18,595 | 00:17:20,865 | Oh, hey, "turn back time." We should add that to the set. | Oh, hey, "turn back time." We should add that to the set. |
| 490 | 00:17:20,895 | 00:17:22,636 | Cher is always a slam dunk. | Cher is always a slam dunk. |
| 491 | 00:17:22,666 | 00:17:24,206 | I want to get the band back together. | I want to get the band back together. |
| 492 | 00:17:24,236 | 00:17:26,106 | We were going somewhere, you know? | We were going somewhere, you know? |
| 493 | 00:17:26,136 | 00:17:31,247 | About to play for a label, and, well, I miss you guys. | About to play for a label, and, well, I miss you guys. |
| 494 | 00:17:31,277 | 00:17:33,818 | I don't mean to get all "brokeback mountain" on you, | I don't mean to get all "brokeback mountain" on you, |
| 495 | 00:17:33,848 | 00:17:37,489 | but we're buds, you know, and I miss you, | but we're buds, you know, and I miss you, |
| 496 | 00:17:37,519 | 00:17:39,219 | and you're not gonna believe it, but that kid over there | and you're not gonna believe it, but that kid over there |
| 497 | 00:17:39,249 | 00:17:42,160 | is about to down a whole cup of maraschino cherries. | is about to down a whole cup of maraschino cherries. |
| 498 | 00:17:42,190 | 00:17:43,960 | That's aton, the feldmans' boy. | That's aton, the feldmans' boy. |
| 499 | 00:17:43,990 | 00:17:46,661 | He's gonna do it, man. He's gonna do it. | He's gonna do it, man. He's gonna do it. |
| 500 | 00:17:46,691 | 00:17:47,931 | Kids: [ Chanting ] Go, go, go! Yay! | Kids: [ Chanting ] Go, go, go! Yay! |
| 501 | 00:17:47,961 | 00:17:49,761 | Gil: He did it! | Gil: He did it! |
| 502 | 00:17:49,801 | 00:17:50,672 | I didn't think he had it in him. | I didn't think he had it in him. |
| 503 | 00:17:50,702 | 00:17:53,202 | He is gonna be puking. | He is gonna be puking. |
| 504 | 00:17:53,232 | 00:17:55,773 | So, what do you say, guys? You want to re-form hep alien? | So, what do you say, guys? You want to re-form hep alien? |
| 505 | 00:17:55,803 | 00:17:58,213 | Maybe, if you can get Lane. She'll never come back. | Maybe, if you can get Lane. She'll never come back. |
| 506 | 00:17:58,243 | 00:18:00,014 | Leave Lane to me. I'm gonna reason with her. | Leave Lane to me. I'm gonna reason with her. |
| 507 | 00:18:00,044 | 00:18:01,544 | Well, if Lane's in, I'm in. | Well, if Lane's in, I'm in. |
| 508 | 00:18:01,584 | 00:18:05,655 | Me, too. Hep alien has got to rock again. | Me, too. Hep alien has got to rock again. |
| 509 | 00:18:05,685 | 00:18:06,955 | Cool. | Cool. |
| 510 | 00:18:11,096 | 00:18:12,726 | It's time for the big one. Let's do it. | It's time for the big one. Let's do it. |
| 511 | 00:18:12,756 | 00:18:14,127 | Kick ass, guys. | Kick ass, guys. |
| 512 | 00:18:14,167 | 00:18:15,627 | All right. | All right. |
| 513 | 00:18:15,667 | 00:18:17,537 | Let's bring this whole mishpachah | Let's bring this whole mishpachah |
| 514 | 00:18:17,567 | 00:18:22,938 | down to the dance floor, 'cause it's time to rock-a-dila! | down to the dance floor, 'cause it's time to rock-a-dila! |
| 515 | 00:18:24,309 | 00:18:29,650 | ♪ Hava nagila ♪ hava nagila ♪ hava nagila | ♪ Hava nagila ♪ hava nagila ♪ hava nagila |
| 516 | 00:18:29,680 | 00:18:35,251 | ♪ venis'mecha ♪ hava nagila ♪ hava nagila | ♪ venis'mecha ♪ hava nagila ♪ hava nagila |
| 517 | 00:18:35,291 | 00:18:38,192 | ♪ hava nagila, venis'mecha ♪ | ♪ hava nagila, venis'mecha ♪ |
| 518 | 00:18:39,822 | 00:18:42,033 | this place is like a labyrinth. | this place is like a labyrinth. |
| 519 | 00:18:42,063 | 00:18:44,563 | If you get lost, keep your hand on the wall and keep walking. | If you get lost, keep your hand on the wall and keep walking. |
| 520 | 00:18:44,603 | 00:18:46,604 | You'll find your way out or get eaten by a minotaur. | You'll find your way out or get eaten by a minotaur. |
| 521 | 00:18:46,634 | 00:18:48,234 | Thanks, chum. Josh, my man, what's going on? | Thanks, chum. Josh, my man, what's going on? |
| 522 | 00:18:48,274 | 00:18:49,904 | My cuff links have been stolen. | My cuff links have been stolen. |
| 523 | 00:18:49,934 | 00:18:51,705 | Don't worry. I'm good at finding things. | Don't worry. I'm good at finding things. |
| 524 | 00:18:51,745 | 00:18:53,205 | At easter-egg hunts, they used to make me wear an eye patch | At easter-egg hunts, they used to make me wear an eye patch |
| 525 | 00:18:53,245 | 00:18:54,675 | to keep things fair. | to keep things fair. |
| 526 | 00:18:54,715 | 00:18:56,176 | Okay, but I suspect thievery. | Okay, but I suspect thievery. |
| 527 | 00:18:56,216 | 00:18:57,816 | You'll be okay hanging out by yourself for a while? | You'll be okay hanging out by yourself for a while? |
| 528 | 00:18:57,846 | 00:18:59,816 | For at least a fortnight. I'm good. | For at least a fortnight. I'm good. |
| 529 | 00:18:59,846 | 00:19:01,657 | Go, put on your eye patch, and find some cuff links. | Go, put on your eye patch, and find some cuff links. |
| 530 | 00:19:01,687 | 00:19:02,987 | I'll see you later. | I'll see you later. |
| 531 | 00:19:03,017 | 00:19:04,687 | Come on, Josh. Dead man walking! | Come on, Josh. Dead man walking! |
| 532 | 00:19:04,727 | 00:19:06,328 | Excuse me. I'm trying to find the library. | Excuse me. I'm trying to find the library. |
| 533 | 00:19:06,358 | 00:19:07,328 | Oh, sure, it's in the east wing. | Oh, sure, it's in the east wing. |
| 534 | 00:19:07,358 | 00:19:08,828 | Rory! | Rory! |
| 535 | 00:19:08,858 | 00:19:11,329 | Oh, hey, bride. You look beautiful. | Oh, hey, bride. You look beautiful. |
| 536 | 00:19:11,369 | 00:19:13,199 | You like my wedding sweats? | You like my wedding sweats? |
| 537 | 00:19:13,229 | 00:19:14,840 | I think town & country might not approve. | I think town & country might not approve. |
| 538 | 00:19:14,870 | 00:19:16,700 | How are you doing? Okay. | How are you doing? Okay. |
| 539 | 00:19:16,740 | 00:19:18,270 | You have to come back and hang out with me and the bridesmaids. | You have to come back and hang out with me and the bridesmaids. |
| 540 | 00:19:18,310 | 00:19:20,271 | Oh, that's sweet, but I can't. I have all this work. | Oh, that's sweet, but I can't. I have all this work. |
| 541 | 00:19:20,311 | 00:19:22,011 | Ladies, come on. Makeup time. | Ladies, come on. Makeup time. |
| 542 | 00:19:22,041 | 00:19:25,952 | And whoever took Josh's cuff links, hand them over. | And whoever took Josh's cuff links, hand them over. |
| 543 | 00:19:25,982 | 00:19:27,852 | Look, the girls have cracked open a case of champagne. | Look, the girls have cracked open a case of champagne. |
| 544 | 00:19:27,882 | 00:19:30,623 | I need you to be my designated dresser. | I need you to be my designated dresser. |
| 545 | 00:19:30,653 | 00:19:32,223 | You can't say no to a bride. It's bad luck. | You can't say no to a bride. It's bad luck. |
| 546 | 00:19:32,253 | 00:19:33,764 | I guess I can do my work tomorrow. | I guess I can do my work tomorrow. |
| 547 | 00:19:33,794 | 00:19:35,364 | That's always been my motto. Come on. | That's always been my motto. Come on. |
| 548 | 00:19:35,394 | 00:19:37,024 | All day, if anyone does something I don't want them to, | All day, if anyone does something I don't want them to, |
| 549 | 00:19:37,064 | 00:19:38,365 | I'm saying it's bad luck. | I'm saying it's bad luck. |
| 550 | 00:19:38,395 | 00:19:42,165 | I swear, getting married is so fabulous! | I swear, getting married is so fabulous! |
| 551 | 00:19:42,205 | 00:19:44,534 | Everybody, this is my lovely friend Rory. Rory | Everybody, this is my lovely friend Rory. Rory |
| 552 | 00:19:44,546 | 00:19:46,836 | is gonna hang out with us while we get ready. | is gonna hang out with us while we get ready. |
| 553 | 00:19:46,876 | 00:19:48,247 | Some of you might have met at the shower, but this is | Some of you might have met at the shower, but this is |
| 554 | 00:19:48,277 | 00:19:52,018 | Alexandra, Walker, Megan, and Claude. | Alexandra, Walker, Megan, and Claude. |
| 555 | 00:19:52,048 | 00:19:53,648 | Hi.hi. Hi.hi. | Hi.hi. Hi.hi. |
| 556 | 00:19:53,688 | 00:19:55,688 | Welcome to the final hours of honor's maidenhood. | Welcome to the final hours of honor's maidenhood. |
| 557 | 00:19:55,718 | 00:19:58,159 | Honor's maidenhood didn't make it to upper school at brearley. | Honor's maidenhood didn't make it to upper school at brearley. |
| 558 | 00:19:58,189 | 00:20:00,289 | Not true. Turks and Caicos... 1996. | Not true. Turks and Caicos... 1996. |
| 559 | 00:20:00,319 | 00:20:02,330 | Anyway, we're here to celebrate these last precious hours | Anyway, we're here to celebrate these last precious hours |
| 560 | 00:20:02,360 | 00:20:03,760 | before we lose honor to the dark side. | before we lose honor to the dark side. |
| 561 | 00:20:03,800 | 00:20:06,931 | And to celebrate, we drink booze. | And to celebrate, we drink booze. |
| 562 | 00:20:06,961 | 00:20:08,701 | Whoo! whoo! Whoo! whoo! | Whoo! whoo! Whoo! whoo! |
| 563 | 00:20:08,731 | 00:20:10,301 | Not me. I'm having one glass right before the ceremony. | Not me. I'm having one glass right before the ceremony. |
| 564 | 00:20:10,331 | 00:20:11,872 | Whatever you need to tell yourself. | Whatever you need to tell yourself. |
| 565 | 00:20:11,902 | 00:20:13,072 | Ooh, I love that dress, Rory. Oh, thanks. | Ooh, I love that dress, Rory. Oh, thanks. |
| 566 | 00:20:13,102 | 00:20:14,172 | Is that Carolina's? | Is that Carolina's? |
| 567 | 00:20:14,212 | 00:20:15,813 | Um, no, it's mine. | Um, no, it's mine. |
| 568 | 00:20:15,843 | 00:20:18,383 | Oh, Rory, this is italo. Italo's a total genius. | Oh, Rory, this is italo. Italo's a total genius. |
| 569 | 00:20:18,413 | 00:20:20,414 | If they gave MacArthur grants for hair, he'd get one. | If they gave MacArthur grants for hair, he'd get one. |
| 570 | 00:20:20,444 | 00:20:22,754 | Okay, girls, I need to get you in these chairs pronto. | Okay, girls, I need to get you in these chairs pronto. |
| 571 | 00:20:22,784 | 00:20:24,324 | Bridezilla? [ Laughs ] | Bridezilla? [ Laughs ] |
| 572 | 00:20:24,354 | 00:20:26,755 | Okay, but just one now and one right before the ceremony. | Okay, but just one now and one right before the ceremony. |
| 573 | 00:20:26,785 | 00:20:28,095 | Whatever you need to tell yourself. | Whatever you need to tell yourself. |
| 574 | 00:20:28,125 | 00:20:30,396 | I need it to make a toast. [ Clears throat ] | I need it to make a toast. [ Clears throat ] |
| 575 | 00:20:30,426 | 00:20:34,137 | To friends... old and new, borrowed and blue. You guys are awesome. | To friends... old and new, borrowed and blue. You guys are awesome. |
| 576 | 00:20:34,167 | 00:20:35,367 | Yay! yay! Yay! yay! | Yay! yay! Yay! yay! |
| 577 | 00:20:35,397 | 00:20:37,397 | To honor and to honor's honor. | To honor and to honor's honor. |
| 578 | 00:20:37,437 | 00:20:39,168 | The missing maidenhood. | The missing maidenhood. |
| 579 | 00:20:39,208 | 00:20:41,078 | [ Cheering and laughing ] | [ Cheering and laughing ] |
| 580 | 00:20:41,108 | 00:20:43,038 | [ Doorbell rings ] | [ Doorbell rings ] |
| 581 | 00:20:44,009 | 00:20:45,279 | Hi. Hey. | Hi. Hey. |
| 582 | 00:20:45,309 | 00:20:47,749 | What's all this? G.G.'S pillow. | What's all this? G.G.'S pillow. |
| 583 | 00:20:47,780 | 00:20:49,320 | Here's her blanket and duvet cover. | Here's her blanket and duvet cover. |
| 584 | 00:20:49,350 | 00:20:51,050 | What... no mattress and box spring? | What... no mattress and box spring? |
| 585 | 00:20:51,090 | 00:20:52,991 | She never goes anywhere without her duvet cover. | She never goes anywhere without her duvet cover. |
| 586 | 00:20:53,021 | 00:20:54,391 | She calls it her scrunchy-bunchy | She calls it her scrunchy-bunchy |
| 587 | 00:20:54,421 | 00:20:55,921 | because she likes to scrunch it... | because she likes to scrunch it... |
| 588 | 00:20:55,961 | 00:20:58,392 | And bunch it. I get it. Did you forget the kid? | And bunch it. I get it. Did you forget the kid? |
| 589 | 00:20:58,432 | 00:21:01,162 | Oh, uh, g.G.? Come on, honey. | Oh, uh, g.G.? Come on, honey. |
| 590 | 00:21:01,202 | 00:21:03,733 | What's she chasing? Oh, that's a cat. | What's she chasing? Oh, that's a cat. |
| 591 | 00:21:03,773 | 00:21:06,734 | Just so you know, that cat bites, scratches, and sprays, | Just so you know, that cat bites, scratches, and sprays, |
| 592 | 00:21:06,774 | 00:21:08,374 | and I'm pretty sure it's in heat. | and I'm pretty sure it's in heat. |
| 593 | 00:21:08,404 | 00:21:11,175 | G.g.? Come on, sweetie. Right now. | G.g.? Come on, sweetie. Right now. |
| 594 | 00:21:11,215 | 00:21:14,515 | Hey, kiddo. I'm so excited to hang out with you today. | Hey, kiddo. I'm so excited to hang out with you today. |
| 595 | 00:21:14,545 | 00:21:16,746 | G.g., you want to give Lorelai a hug? | G.g., you want to give Lorelai a hug? |
| 596 | 00:21:16,786 | 00:21:19,516 | No! | No! |
| 597 | 00:21:19,556 | 00:21:22,927 | G.g., please come back here and pick up your jacket. | G.g., please come back here and pick up your jacket. |
| 598 | 00:21:22,957 | 00:21:24,757 | G.g.? | G.g.? |
| 599 | 00:21:24,797 | 00:21:26,898 | I'll get it for you. | I'll get it for you. |
| 600 | 00:21:26,928 | 00:21:29,528 | Thanks again for doing this. I really appreciate it. | Thanks again for doing this. I really appreciate it. |
| 601 | 00:21:29,568 | 00:21:31,039 | Please. I'm looking forward to it. | Please. I'm looking forward to it. |
| 602 | 00:21:31,069 | 00:21:33,169 | I managed to find uno and checkers | I managed to find uno and checkers |
| 603 | 00:21:33,199 | 00:21:36,410 | and parts of battleship and most of the pieces of candy land, | and parts of battleship and most of the pieces of candy land, |
| 604 | 00:21:36,440 | 00:21:38,080 | which I figure we can mix together | which I figure we can mix together |
| 605 | 00:21:38,110 | 00:21:41,211 | to create a fabulous new game... Candy ship battle land. | to create a fabulous new game... Candy ship battle land. |
| 606 | 00:21:41,251 | 00:21:42,981 | War never tasted so good. | War never tasted so good. |
| 607 | 00:21:43,011 | 00:21:45,122 | Okay, then. Well, I'm off. | Okay, then. Well, I'm off. |
| 608 | 00:21:45,152 | 00:21:46,822 | Go. Get out of here. | Go. Get out of here. |
| 609 | 00:21:46,852 | 00:21:49,353 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
| 610 | 00:21:49,393 | 00:21:51,023 | [ Gasps ] | [ Gasps ] |
| 611 | 00:21:51,063 | 00:21:54,564 | You already figured how to turn on the TV on? You smarty. | You already figured how to turn on the TV on? You smarty. |
| 612 | 00:21:54,594 | 00:21:56,434 | So, what are we watching? | So, what are we watching? |
| 613 | 00:21:56,464 | 00:21:57,564 | Shh! | Shh! |
| 614 | 00:21:57,594 | 00:21:59,835 | "Shhhhh-indler's list"? | "Shhhhh-indler's list"? |
| 615 | 00:21:59,865 | 00:22:01,405 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
| 616 | 00:22:01,435 | 00:22:02,806 | Oh, "full house." | Oh, "full house." |
| 617 | 00:22:02,836 | 00:22:04,446 | You know, I think the Olsen twins | You know, I think the Olsen twins |
| 618 | 00:22:04,476 | 00:22:08,417 | weigh less now than they did on that show. | weigh less now than they did on that show. |
| 619 | 00:22:08,447 | 00:22:09,917 | Right. I get it. | Right. I get it. |
| 620 | 00:22:09,947 | 00:22:11,217 | I don't like it when people talk to me | I don't like it when people talk to me |
| 621 | 00:22:11,247 | 00:22:13,088 | when I'm watching TV, either. | when I'm watching TV, either. |
| 622 | 00:22:13,118 | 00:22:14,118 | Okay, so I don't look obese? | Okay, so I don't look obese? |
| 623 | 00:22:14,158 | 00:22:15,288 | You look like a skeleton. | You look like a skeleton. |
| 624 | 00:22:15,318 | 00:22:17,119 | A beautiful, blushing skeleton. | A beautiful, blushing skeleton. |
| 625 | 00:22:17,159 | 00:22:19,229 | Whoa. What? | Whoa. What? |
| 626 | 00:22:19,259 | 00:22:20,529 | All of a sudden the idea of marriage | All of a sudden the idea of marriage |
| 627 | 00:22:20,559 | 00:22:22,960 | seems totally archaic and insane. | seems totally archaic and insane. |
| 628 | 00:22:23,000 | 00:22:25,270 | Legally binding one woman with one man until they die? | Legally binding one woman with one man until they die? |
| 629 | 00:22:25,300 | 00:22:26,971 | It's perverse. | It's perverse. |
| 630 | 00:22:27,001 | 00:22:28,501 | Why on earth do people do this?! Why am I doing this?! | Why on earth do people do this?! Why am I doing this?! |
| 631 | 00:22:28,541 | 00:22:30,071 | Uh-oh. Freak-out. | Uh-oh. Freak-out. |
| 632 | 00:22:30,101 | 00:22:31,942 | You love Josh, remember? | You love Josh, remember? |
| 633 | 00:22:31,972 | 00:22:34,212 | Oh, yeah, Josh. | Oh, yeah, Josh. |
| 634 | 00:22:34,242 | 00:22:37,043 | Okay. Okay, freak-out over. | Okay. Okay, freak-out over. |
| 635 | 00:22:37,083 | 00:22:38,613 | [ Laughs ] I wonder if Josh is freaking out. | [ Laughs ] I wonder if Josh is freaking out. |
| 636 | 00:22:38,653 | 00:22:41,224 | We saw him before we took a smoke break. He looked nervous. | We saw him before we took a smoke break. He looked nervous. |
| 637 | 00:22:41,254 | 00:22:42,924 | Oh, adorable. | Oh, adorable. |
| 638 | 00:22:42,954 | 00:22:44,495 | Hey, can someone check my sling-back? | Hey, can someone check my sling-back? |
| 639 | 00:22:44,525 | 00:22:46,355 | It feels messed up, and I can't reach my own feet. | It feels messed up, and I can't reach my own feet. |
| 640 | 00:22:46,395 | 00:22:49,126 | Certainly. | Certainly. |
| 641 | 00:22:49,166 | 00:22:51,496 | Oh, yes, the sling-back is not slung back properly. | Oh, yes, the sling-back is not slung back properly. |
| 642 | 00:22:51,536 | 00:22:54,537 | I think I can remedy this if I just sling this back. | I think I can remedy this if I just sling this back. |
| 643 | 00:22:54,567 | 00:22:56,437 | Oops! | Oops! |
| 644 | 00:22:56,467 | 00:22:58,077 | Did that get on my dress? | Did that get on my dress? |
| 645 | 00:22:58,107 | 00:23:00,478 | Someone tell me if I need to freak out. | Someone tell me if I need to freak out. |
| 646 | 00:23:00,508 | 00:23:02,878 | It's fine. | It's fine. |
| 647 | 00:23:02,908 | 00:23:05,049 | [ Laughing ] Get away from me, you lousy drunk. | [ Laughing ] Get away from me, you lousy drunk. |
| 648 | 00:23:05,079 | 00:23:07,890 | Hey, that's offensive. I'm a terrific drunk. | Hey, that's offensive. I'm a terrific drunk. |
| 649 | 00:23:07,920 | 00:23:09,050 | I need my designated dresser. | I need my designated dresser. |
| 650 | 00:23:09,090 | 00:23:10,020 | At your service. | At your service. |
| 651 | 00:23:10,050 | 00:23:11,260 | Make sure it's secure | Make sure it's secure |
| 652 | 00:23:11,290 | 00:23:13,291 | because I plan on dancing tonight. | because I plan on dancing tonight. |
| 653 | 00:23:13,321 | 00:23:14,931 | Speaking of dancing, | Speaking of dancing, |
| 654 | 00:23:14,961 | 00:23:18,002 | has anyone warned Rory about the "dignitaries" | has anyone warned Rory about the "dignitaries" |
| 655 | 00:23:18,032 | 00:23:20,032 | coming to the shindig? | coming to the shindig? |
| 656 | 00:23:20,062 | 00:23:21,472 | I need warning? | I need warning? |
| 657 | 00:23:21,502 | 00:23:24,073 | The ambassador from Luxembourg is very handsy. | The ambassador from Luxembourg is very handsy. |
| 658 | 00:23:24,103 | 00:23:26,073 | No, you have to watch out for that poet. What's his name? | No, you have to watch out for that poet. What's his name? |
| 659 | 00:23:26,103 | 00:23:27,444 | The dude with the red face? | The dude with the red face? |
| 660 | 00:23:27,474 | 00:23:29,214 | He just did a translation of the "bhagavad gita." | He just did a translation of the "bhagavad gita." |
| 661 | 00:23:29,244 | 00:23:31,115 | Anyway, he acts like he's gay, but it's such a ruse. | Anyway, he acts like he's gay, but it's such a ruse. |
| 662 | 00:23:31,145 | 00:23:32,545 | Total perv. | Total perv. |
| 663 | 00:23:32,585 | 00:23:34,515 | Poet, red face, not gay, "bhagavad gita," perv. | Poet, red face, not gay, "bhagavad gita," perv. |
| 664 | 00:23:34,555 | 00:23:36,386 | Got it. | Got it. |
| 665 | 00:23:36,416 | 00:23:38,526 | I'm going to steal the bride to take a couple quick pictures. | I'm going to steal the bride to take a couple quick pictures. |
| 666 | 00:23:38,556 | 00:23:40,387 | Honor, honey, grab your veil. The rest of you... 3-minute warning. | Honor, honey, grab your veil. The rest of you... 3-minute warning. |
| 667 | 00:23:40,427 | 00:23:42,297 | You are dance-floor ready. | You are dance-floor ready. |
| 668 | 00:23:42,327 | 00:23:44,967 | Thank you, my dear. See you soon, everybody. | Thank you, my dear. See you soon, everybody. |
| 669 | 00:23:44,997 | 00:23:46,998 | Head that way, toward the sitting room. | Head that way, toward the sitting room. |
| 670 | 00:23:47,028 | 00:23:48,238 | We don't want Josh to see you in your dress. It's bad luck. | We don't want Josh to see you in your dress. It's bad luck. |
| 671 | 00:23:48,268 | 00:23:50,469 | Please. Like I care about things like that. | Please. Like I care about things like that. |
| 672 | 00:23:52,109 | 00:23:53,439 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
| 673 | 00:23:53,469 | 00:23:56,140 | I look like a drag queen. My hair is insane. | I look like a drag queen. My hair is insane. |
| 674 | 00:23:56,180 | 00:23:59,211 | Alexandra: I want your hair. Italo was punishing me. | Alexandra: I want your hair. Italo was punishing me. |
| 675 | 00:23:59,251 | 00:24:01,621 | I'll tell you what I want... To hook up with someone tonight. | I'll tell you what I want... To hook up with someone tonight. |
| 676 | 00:24:01,651 | 00:24:03,281 | Remember that pinning guys in the corner | Remember that pinning guys in the corner |
| 677 | 00:24:03,321 | 00:24:04,492 | and shoving your tongue down their throats | and shoving your tongue down their throats |
| 678 | 00:24:04,522 | 00:24:05,722 | can sometimes come off as desperate. | can sometimes come off as desperate. |
| 679 | 00:24:05,752 | 00:24:07,392 | But I am desperate, I swear. | But I am desperate, I swear. |
| 680 | 00:24:07,422 | 00:24:09,693 | I might go home with the ambassador from Luxembourg. | I might go home with the ambassador from Luxembourg. |
| 681 | 00:24:09,723 | 00:24:12,263 | Come on. There'll be plenty of eligible bachelors tonight. | Come on. There'll be plenty of eligible bachelors tonight. |
| 682 | 00:24:12,293 | 00:24:13,264 | Like who? | Like who? |
| 683 | 00:24:13,294 | 00:24:14,634 | The groomsmen, for starters. | The groomsmen, for starters. |
| 684 | 00:24:14,664 | 00:24:16,234 | Tripp wallison is looking good. | Tripp wallison is looking good. |
| 685 | 00:24:16,264 | 00:24:17,564 | You always think he's looking good. | You always think he's looking good. |
| 686 | 00:24:17,604 | 00:24:19,505 | 'Cause he always is. Anyway, so do you. | 'Cause he always is. Anyway, so do you. |
| 687 | 00:24:19,535 | 00:24:21,375 | Alexandra and Megan have both slept with Tripp. | Alexandra and Megan have both slept with Tripp. |
| 688 | 00:24:21,405 | 00:24:23,106 | Small world. I'm with Liam. | Small world. I'm with Liam. |
| 689 | 00:24:23,146 | 00:24:24,616 | You can have Tripp. Tripp's too short. | You can have Tripp. Tripp's too short. |
| 690 | 00:24:24,646 | 00:24:26,546 | I'm over the whole Mia farrow/woody Allen thing. | I'm over the whole Mia farrow/woody Allen thing. |
| 691 | 00:24:26,576 | 00:24:28,117 | How about Josh's brother? | How about Josh's brother? |
| 692 | 00:24:28,147 | 00:24:29,717 | Poor man's Josh? Really poor man's? | Poor man's Josh? Really poor man's? |
| 693 | 00:24:29,747 | 00:24:31,587 | He's the Josh they give away at the soup kitchens. | He's the Josh they give away at the soup kitchens. |
| 694 | 00:24:31,617 | 00:24:32,988 | Oh, there's always Logan. | Oh, there's always Logan. |
| 695 | 00:24:33,018 | 00:24:34,128 | Been there, done that. | Been there, done that. |
| 696 | 00:24:34,158 | 00:24:35,558 | Claude: Shush! | Claude: Shush! |
| 697 | 00:24:35,588 | 00:24:37,159 | What "shush"? You should talk. | What "shush"? You should talk. |
| 698 | 00:24:37,189 | 00:24:39,059 | Rory is Logan's girlfriend. | Rory is Logan's girlfriend. |
| 699 | 00:24:39,099 | 00:24:40,159 | Oops. | Oops. |
| 700 | 00:24:40,199 | 00:24:42,400 | Oh, my god, you're Rory-Rory. | Oh, my god, you're Rory-Rory. |
| 701 | 00:24:42,430 | 00:24:44,170 | I'm so retarded. Don't worry. | I'm so retarded. Don't worry. |
| 702 | 00:24:44,200 | 00:24:45,701 | This was way before you guys started dating. | This was way before you guys started dating. |
| 703 | 00:24:45,741 | 00:24:48,411 | This was back around Thanksgiving. | This was back around Thanksgiving. |
| 704 | 00:24:48,441 | 00:24:50,241 | Last Thanksgiving? | Last Thanksgiving? |
| 705 | 00:24:50,271 | 00:24:52,042 | It meant nothing. Believe me... meaningless. | It meant nothing. Believe me... meaningless. |
| 706 | 00:24:52,082 | 00:24:53,282 | Walker will have sex with anyone. | Walker will have sex with anyone. |
| 707 | 00:24:53,312 | 00:24:54,612 | I will. | I will. |
| 708 | 00:24:54,652 | 00:24:56,213 | I'm sure you know Logan and I dated, | I'm sure you know Logan and I dated, |
| 709 | 00:24:56,253 | 00:25:00,054 | but that was ages ago, eons, back when he drove a z3. | but that was ages ago, eons, back when he drove a z3. |
| 710 | 00:25:00,084 | 00:25:02,154 | And then we had a stupid one-night stand this December, | And then we had a stupid one-night stand this December, |
| 711 | 00:25:02,194 | 00:25:04,064 | but there's nothing between us, I swear. | but there's nothing between us, I swear. |
| 712 | 00:25:04,094 | 00:25:06,365 | We're just friends who drank too much spiked eggnog. | We're just friends who drank too much spiked eggnog. |
| 713 | 00:25:06,395 | 00:25:08,535 | Now he's met you, and you guys are so great together. | Now he's met you, and you guys are so great together. |
| 714 | 00:25:08,565 | 00:25:10,096 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 715 | 00:25:10,136 | 00:25:11,236 | I didn't know you slept with Logan. | I didn't know you slept with Logan. |
| 716 | 00:25:11,266 | 00:25:13,106 | I thought you two messed around. | I thought you two messed around. |
| 717 | 00:25:13,136 | 00:25:14,777 | Walker: No, you said you just messed around with him. | Walker: No, you said you just messed around with him. |
| 718 | 00:25:14,807 | 00:25:17,437 | I said that he and I hooked up. I meant hooked up-hooked up. | I said that he and I hooked up. I meant hooked up-hooked up. |
| 719 | 00:25:17,477 | 00:25:19,108 | I thought you just meant messed around. | I thought you just meant messed around. |
| 720 | 00:25:19,148 | 00:25:21,648 | How come you never told me you messed around with Logan? | How come you never told me you messed around with Logan? |
| 721 | 00:25:21,678 | 00:25:24,189 | I'm with Liam. Officially, nothing happened. | I'm with Liam. Officially, nothing happened. |
| 722 | 00:25:24,219 | 00:25:26,289 | These shoes are killing my feet. | These shoes are killing my feet. |
| 723 | 00:25:26,319 | 00:25:27,720 | Just scrunch up your toes a little bit. | Just scrunch up your toes a little bit. |
| 724 | 00:25:27,750 | 00:25:29,490 | That's what I'm doing. It feels good. | That's what I'm doing. It feels good. |
| 725 | 00:25:29,520 | 00:25:31,730 | Did you hook up with Logan around Thanksgiving? | Did you hook up with Logan around Thanksgiving? |
| 726 | 00:25:31,760 | 00:25:34,231 | No way. I was in biarritz. | No way. I was in biarritz. |
| 727 | 00:25:34,261 | 00:25:35,501 | Okay, ladies, time to line up. | Okay, ladies, time to line up. |
| 728 | 00:25:35,531 | 00:25:36,661 | The processional is about to start. | The processional is about to start. |
| 729 | 00:25:36,701 | 00:25:37,662 | Rory, you better go find your seat. | Rory, you better go find your seat. |
| 730 | 00:25:37,702 | 00:25:39,272 | I look like rupaul. | I look like rupaul. |
| 731 | 00:25:39,302 | 00:25:41,342 | Where's my flowers? Does Sofia have the flowers? | Where's my flowers? Does Sofia have the flowers? |
| 732 | 00:25:41,372 | 00:25:43,373 | See you at the party, Rory. | See you at the party, Rory. |
| 733 | 00:25:43,403 | 00:25:46,213 | Oh, just f.Y.I... Before I got together with Liam, | Oh, just f.Y.I... Before I got together with Liam, |
| 734 | 00:25:46,243 | 00:25:47,474 | he slept with half the Upper East Side, | he slept with half the Upper East Side, |
| 735 | 00:25:47,514 | 00:25:48,684 | and now he's loyal as a dog. | and now he's loyal as a dog. |
| 736 | 00:25:48,714 | 00:25:50,544 | I need my flowers. | I need my flowers. |
| 737 | 00:25:50,584 | 00:25:53,685 | Oh, I already have my flowers. Oops! Bye, Rory. | Oh, I already have my flowers. Oops! Bye, Rory. |
| 738 | 00:25:53,715 | 00:25:56,086 | Bye, Rory! Bye, Rory! Bye, Rory! | Bye, Rory! Bye, Rory! Bye, Rory! |
| 739 | 00:26:02,267 | 00:26:04,237 | I don't know how you did it, kid, | I don't know how you did it, kid, |
| 740 | 00:26:04,267 | 00:26:07,768 | but every single thing I own is now broken or missing. | but every single thing I own is now broken or missing. |
| 741 | 00:26:07,798 | 00:26:10,169 | Oh, g.G., hon, you're coloring on the floor there. | Oh, g.G., hon, you're coloring on the floor there. |
| 742 | 00:26:10,209 | 00:26:11,779 | It's not enough the paper's near the marker. | It's not enough the paper's near the marker. |
| 743 | 00:26:11,809 | 00:26:13,479 | It has to actually be under it. | It has to actually be under it. |
| 744 | 00:26:13,509 | 00:26:15,580 | G.g., give me... oh, that's a permanent marker, honey. | G.g., give me... oh, that's a permanent marker, honey. |
| 745 | 00:26:15,610 | 00:26:17,180 | Give me that. No! | Give me that. No! |
| 746 | 00:26:17,210 | 00:26:19,581 | Yes. Permanent marker causes permanent damage, | Yes. Permanent marker causes permanent damage, |
| 747 | 00:26:19,621 | 00:26:21,591 | which makes auntie Lorelai permanently bitter. | which makes auntie Lorelai permanently bitter. |
| 748 | 00:26:21,621 | 00:26:23,221 | No! | No! |
| 749 | 00:26:23,251 | 00:26:25,462 | G.g. | G.g. |
| 750 | 00:26:25,492 | 00:26:28,132 | [ Gasps ] Oh, my god! | [ Gasps ] Oh, my god! |
| 751 | 00:26:28,162 | 00:26:29,733 | God, give me that. | God, give me that. |
| 752 | 00:26:29,763 | 00:26:30,863 | [ Screaming ] | [ Screaming ] |
| 753 | 00:26:30,893 | 00:26:32,763 | If that's your Donald sutherland | If that's your Donald sutherland |
| 754 | 00:26:32,803 | 00:26:35,374 | "invasion of the body snatchers" impression, it's a good one. | "invasion of the body snatchers" impression, it's a good one. |
| 755 | 00:26:35,404 | 00:26:37,374 | [ Screaming continues ] | [ Screaming continues ] |
| 756 | 00:26:37,404 | 00:26:39,405 | "I'm sorry, ma'am, those tonsils are gonna have to come out." | "I'm sorry, ma'am, those tonsils are gonna have to come out." |
| 757 | 00:26:39,445 | 00:26:41,675 | [ Screaming continues ] | [ Screaming continues ] |
| 758 | 00:26:41,715 | 00:26:44,886 | G.g., please, if you stop, I'll give you | G.g., please, if you stop, I'll give you |
| 759 | 00:26:44,916 | 00:26:46,746 | one of those caramel apples that I showed you, okay? | one of those caramel apples that I showed you, okay? |
| 760 | 00:26:46,786 | 00:26:49,917 | They're delicious, but to get one you have to stop making | They're delicious, but to get one you have to stop making |
| 761 | 00:26:49,957 | 00:26:52,888 | the world's most annoying noise in 5, 4, 3, 2... | the world's most annoying noise in 5, 4, 3, 2... |
| 762 | 00:26:52,928 | 00:26:53,888 | [ Screaming stops ] | [ Screaming stops ] |
| 763 | 00:26:53,928 | 00:26:55,698 | [ Sighs ] Thank you. | [ Sighs ] Thank you. |
| 764 | 00:26:55,728 | 00:26:58,899 | Nothing a little eardrum replacement surgery won't fix. | Nothing a little eardrum replacement surgery won't fix. |
| 765 | 00:26:58,929 | 00:27:01,770 | Come on, let's go in the kitchen. | Come on, let's go in the kitchen. |
| 766 | 00:27:01,800 | 00:27:03,570 | G.g.? Hey, don't you go into Rory's room. | G.g.? Hey, don't you go into Rory's room. |
| 767 | 00:27:03,600 | 00:27:06,571 | You know you're not allowed in there. G.G.? Hey, you. | You know you're not allowed in there. G.G.? Hey, you. |
| 768 | 00:27:06,611 | 00:27:08,181 | [ Door slams ] | [ Door slams ] |
| 769 | 00:27:08,211 | 00:27:09,411 | I know this is a cliché, | I know this is a cliché, |
| 770 | 00:27:09,441 | 00:27:12,482 | but just wait till your father gets home! | but just wait till your father gets home! |
| 771 | 00:27:14,252 | 00:27:16,483 | Here you are. Here I am. | Here you are. Here I am. |
| 772 | 00:27:16,523 | 00:27:18,293 | I was looking all over for you. | I was looking all over for you. |
| 773 | 00:27:18,323 | 00:27:19,824 | I didn't see you when I was walking down the aisle. | I didn't see you when I was walking down the aisle. |
| 774 | 00:27:19,854 | 00:27:21,694 | Looked for you during the ceremony. Where were you? | Looked for you during the ceremony. Where were you? |
| 775 | 00:27:21,724 | 00:27:23,364 | Here. | Here. |
| 776 | 00:27:23,394 | 00:27:25,635 | Here? You missed the wedding? | Here? You missed the wedding? |
| 777 | 00:27:25,665 | 00:27:28,265 | I'll apologize to honor later. | I'll apologize to honor later. |
| 778 | 00:27:28,305 | 00:27:30,736 | Forget honor. What's going on? | Forget honor. What's going on? |
| 779 | 00:27:30,766 | 00:27:32,706 | Rory. | Rory. |
| 780 | 00:27:32,736 | 00:27:35,647 | You didn't say a word. | You didn't say a word. |
| 781 | 00:27:35,677 | 00:27:37,277 | You just let me walk into a room | You just let me walk into a room |
| 782 | 00:27:37,307 | 00:27:39,578 | full of girls you'd had sex with. | full of girls you'd had sex with. |
| 783 | 00:27:39,618 | 00:27:41,388 | Oh, no, wait. I'm sorry. | Oh, no, wait. I'm sorry. |
| 784 | 00:27:41,418 | 00:27:42,989 | You only had sex with two of them. | You only had sex with two of them. |
| 785 | 00:27:43,019 | 00:27:46,489 | One you just "fooled around with," whatever that means. | One you just "fooled around with," whatever that means. |
| 786 | 00:27:46,519 | 00:27:48,430 | She spared me the parameters of the fooling around. | She spared me the parameters of the fooling around. |
| 787 | 00:27:48,460 | 00:27:50,230 | You want to fill me in? Rory. | You want to fill me in? Rory. |
| 788 | 00:27:50,260 | 00:27:51,860 | You know what? Never mind. | You know what? Never mind. |
| 789 | 00:27:51,900 | 00:27:53,431 | I've got a good imagination. I can figure it out. | I've got a good imagination. I can figure it out. |
| 790 | 00:27:53,461 | 00:27:55,001 | Okay, look. | Okay, look. |
| 791 | 00:27:55,031 | 00:27:56,731 | I can't believe it... You didn't just cheat on me, | I can't believe it... You didn't just cheat on me, |
| 792 | 00:27:56,771 | 00:27:58,742 | you real cheated on me. | you real cheated on me. |
| 793 | 00:27:58,772 | 00:27:59,942 | I didn't cheat on you. | I didn't cheat on you. |
| 794 | 00:27:59,972 | 00:28:01,843 | Oh, so you didn't sleep with... | Oh, so you didn't sleep with... |
| 795 | 00:28:01,873 | 00:28:03,513 | No, I did, but we were broken up. | No, I did, but we were broken up. |
| 796 | 00:28:03,543 | 00:28:05,983 | No, y were broken up, not me. | No, y were broken up, not me. |
| 797 | 00:28:06,013 | 00:28:07,784 | I thought we were just taking some time. | I thought we were just taking some time. |
| 798 | 00:28:07,814 | 00:28:09,954 | Apart, not seeing each other. | Apart, not seeing each other. |
| 799 | 00:28:09,984 | 00:28:13,285 | Yes, taking some time, not seeing each other for a while. | Yes, taking some time, not seeing each other for a while. |
| 800 | 00:28:13,325 | 00:28:14,895 | That doesn't mean "broken up." | That doesn't mean "broken up." |
| 801 | 00:28:14,925 | 00:28:15,856 | Oh, come on. | Oh, come on. |
| 802 | 00:28:15,896 | 00:28:17,456 | No! | No! |
| 803 | 00:28:17,496 | 00:28:19,896 | To break up, you have to tell the other person. | To break up, you have to tell the other person. |
| 804 | 00:28:19,926 | 00:28:21,797 | You can't just decide that you're broken off | You can't just decide that you're broken off |
| 805 | 00:28:21,837 | 00:28:23,797 | and then just go off and... | and then just go off and... |
| 806 | 00:28:23,837 | 00:28:26,868 | God, I can't believe I fell for all your stupid tricks... | God, I can't believe I fell for all your stupid tricks... |
| 807 | 00:28:26,908 | 00:28:28,638 | The coffee cart and going to my mother. | The coffee cart and going to my mother. |
| 808 | 00:28:28,678 | 00:28:29,839 | You went to my mother. | You went to my mother. |
| 809 | 00:28:29,879 | 00:28:32,309 | Why would you bother going through that? | Why would you bother going through that? |
| 810 | 00:28:32,349 | 00:28:34,720 | You had plenty of backup. What do you need me for? | You had plenty of backup. What do you need me for? |
| 811 | 00:28:34,750 | 00:28:36,780 | Because I love you. No. Don't. | Because I love you. No. Don't. |
| 812 | 00:28:36,820 | 00:28:38,891 | Rory, I didn't cheat on you. I didn't lie to you. | Rory, I didn't cheat on you. I didn't lie to you. |
| 813 | 00:28:38,921 | 00:28:40,551 | You didn't tell me. Of course not. | You didn't tell me. Of course not. |
| 814 | 00:28:40,591 | 00:28:42,991 | Why would I want you to be hurt and upset and angry? | Why would I want you to be hurt and upset and angry? |
| 815 | 00:28:43,021 | 00:28:44,962 | "Blondie, dizzy"... I love the cover, | "Blondie, dizzy"... I love the cover, |
| 816 | 00:28:44,992 | 00:28:47,532 | pretending all those girls were worthless idiots. | pretending all those girls were worthless idiots. |
| 817 | 00:28:47,562 | 00:28:48,963 | They are worthless idiots, | They are worthless idiots, |
| 818 | 00:28:49,003 | 00:28:50,333 | shooting their mouths off in front of you like that. | shooting their mouths off in front of you like that. |
| 819 | 00:28:50,363 | 00:28:51,403 | It's not their fault. | It's not their fault. |
| 820 | 00:28:51,433 | 00:28:52,803 | It is their fault. | It is their fault. |
| 821 | 00:28:52,834 | 00:28:54,904 | They love doing crap like this, causing trouble. | They love doing crap like this, causing trouble. |
| 822 | 00:28:54,944 | 00:28:57,344 | We were only apart for like two seconds, | We were only apart for like two seconds, |
| 823 | 00:28:57,374 | 00:28:58,675 | and you managed to sleep | and you managed to sleep |
| 824 | 00:28:58,715 | 00:29:00,875 | with every one of your sister's friends. | with every one of your sister's friends. |
| 825 | 00:29:00,915 | 00:29:02,446 | How did you even do that? | How did you even do that? |
| 826 | 00:29:02,486 | 00:29:04,316 | I mean, did you work them in shifts? | I mean, did you work them in shifts? |
| 827 | 00:29:04,356 | 00:29:06,386 | Were there charts, signals, b-12 shots? | Were there charts, signals, b-12 shots? |
| 828 | 00:29:06,416 | 00:29:07,787 | I was depressed. I was lonely. | I was depressed. I was lonely. |
| 829 | 00:29:07,817 | 00:29:09,587 | I was upset. I've known these girls forever. | I was upset. I've known these girls forever. |
| 830 | 00:29:09,627 | 00:29:11,558 | It was just companionship, okay? It meant nothing. | It was just companionship, okay? It meant nothing. |
| 831 | 00:29:11,598 | 00:29:13,358 | Don't be at the apartment between 10:00 and 1:00 tomorrow | Don't be at the apartment between 10:00 and 1:00 tomorrow |
| 832 | 00:29:13,398 | 00:29:14,668 | so I can get my stuff. | so I can get my stuff. |
| 833 | 00:29:29,751 | 00:29:31,682 | What? | What? |
| 834 | 00:29:31,722 | 00:29:34,592 | You're disgusting, and you're cheating on your juice diet. | You're disgusting, and you're cheating on your juice diet. |
| 835 | 00:29:34,622 | 00:29:38,523 | I didn't cheat. I expanded the definition of "juice." | I didn't cheat. I expanded the definition of "juice." |
| 836 | 00:29:38,563 | 00:29:39,824 | I feel dirty. | I feel dirty. |
| 837 | 00:29:39,864 | 00:29:40,924 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 838 | 00:29:40,964 | 00:29:42,634 | We're out of food. What?! | We're out of food. What?! |
| 839 | 00:29:42,664 | 00:29:44,064 | I have to talk to you a sec. | I have to talk to you a sec. |
| 840 | 00:29:44,094 | 00:29:46,065 | I went to a bat mitzvah last night. | I went to a bat mitzvah last night. |
| 841 | 00:29:46,105 | 00:29:48,135 | Mazel tov. You want some more coffee? | Mazel tov. You want some more coffee? |
| 842 | 00:29:48,165 | 00:29:49,676 | I talked to the guys. | I talked to the guys. |
| 843 | 00:29:49,706 | 00:29:51,576 | I know you ripped my flyer down. | I know you ripped my flyer down. |
| 844 | 00:29:51,606 | 00:29:53,507 | My "drummer wanted" flyer at Sophie's. | My "drummer wanted" flyer at Sophie's. |
| 845 | 00:29:53,547 | 00:29:55,147 | It was ripped down, and Lou said he saw you do it. | It was ripped down, and Lou said he saw you do it. |
| 846 | 00:29:55,177 | 00:29:57,677 | I just want you to know that I think that sucks. | I just want you to know that I think that sucks. |
| 847 | 00:29:57,717 | 00:30:01,458 | Well, "a," Lou's a fathead, and, two, I had my reasons. | Well, "a," Lou's a fathead, and, two, I had my reasons. |
| 848 | 00:30:01,488 | 00:30:03,859 | Come on, Lane, stop. I have to talk to you. | Come on, Lane, stop. I have to talk to you. |
| 849 | 00:30:03,889 | 00:30:06,989 | About what? What do you have to talk to me about, Zach? | About what? What do you have to talk to me about, Zach? |
| 850 | 00:30:07,029 | 00:30:10,430 | I have to talk to you about how it's all feeling wrong. | I have to talk to you about how it's all feeling wrong. |
| 851 | 00:30:10,460 | 00:30:12,601 | I tried to write a song about it, | I tried to write a song about it, |
| 852 | 00:30:12,631 | 00:30:14,401 | and I was gonna bring my amp and play it for you. | and I was gonna bring my amp and play it for you. |
| 853 | 00:30:14,441 | 00:30:15,641 | But it was coming out way too emo, | But it was coming out way too emo, |
| 854 | 00:30:15,671 | 00:30:18,642 | so I decided to just say it. | so I decided to just say it. |
| 855 | 00:30:18,672 | 00:30:20,742 | I get up in the morning and I don't feel good. | I get up in the morning and I don't feel good. |
| 856 | 00:30:20,772 | 00:30:22,413 | I go to work and I don't feel good. | I go to work and I don't feel good. |
| 857 | 00:30:22,443 | 00:30:23,813 | I come home and I don't feel good. | I come home and I don't feel good. |
| 858 | 00:30:23,843 | 00:30:25,783 | I brush my teeth and I don't feel good. | I brush my teeth and I don't feel good. |
| 859 | 00:30:25,813 | 00:30:27,054 | Then I go to bed and I don't feel good. | Then I go to bed and I don't feel good. |
| 860 | 00:30:27,084 | 00:30:29,824 | Then I wake up and I don't feel good. | Then I wake up and I don't feel good. |
| 861 | 00:30:29,854 | 00:30:31,895 | And then I go to work and I don't feel good. | And then I go to work and I don't feel good. |
| 862 | 00:30:31,925 | 00:30:33,655 | You don't feel good! We get it! Go on! | You don't feel good! We get it! Go on! |
| 863 | 00:30:33,695 | 00:30:36,026 | Hey, is something burning down here? | Hey, is something burning down here? |
| 864 | 00:30:36,066 | 00:30:37,896 | Luke, shh! Okay, sorry. | Luke, shh! Okay, sorry. |
| 865 | 00:30:37,926 | 00:30:39,896 | Go on. Right. | Go on. Right. |
| 866 | 00:30:39,936 | 00:30:41,197 | Where was I? | Where was I? |
| 867 | 00:30:41,237 | 00:30:43,637 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
| 868 | 00:30:43,667 | 00:30:46,078 | Lane, will you marry me? | Lane, will you marry me? |
| 869 | 00:30:46,108 | 00:30:47,878 | What? | What? |
| 870 | 00:30:47,908 | 00:30:49,779 | Will you marry me? | Will you marry me? |
| 871 | 00:30:49,809 | 00:30:52,049 | But... do you even know what you're saying? | But... do you even know what you're saying? |
| 872 | 00:30:52,079 | 00:30:56,720 | I mean, have you even thought about this? | I mean, have you even thought about this? |
| 873 | 00:30:56,750 | 00:30:58,120 | Oh, my god, you ha thought about this. | Oh, my god, you ha thought about this. |
| 874 | 00:30:58,150 | 00:30:59,861 | I got it at the pawn shop. | I got it at the pawn shop. |
| 875 | 00:30:59,891 | 00:31:02,131 | It belonged to like an elk or a moose or something. | It belonged to like an elk or a moose or something. |
| 876 | 00:31:02,161 | 00:31:07,162 | But it looked cool, and I could afford it, so I got it. | But it looked cool, and I could afford it, so I got it. |
| 877 | 00:31:09,673 | 00:31:10,903 | You're smiling. | You're smiling. |
| 878 | 00:31:10,933 | 00:31:12,073 | I know. | I know. |
| 879 | 00:31:12,103 | 00:31:13,544 | Does this mean yes? | Does this mean yes? |
| 880 | 00:31:16,174 | 00:31:18,515 | Yes. It means yes. | Yes. It means yes. |
| 881 | 00:31:18,545 | 00:31:19,915 | Really? | Really? |
| 882 | 00:31:19,945 | 00:31:22,256 | Cool. | Cool. |
| 883 | 00:31:22,286 | 00:31:25,626 | For god's sakes, kiss him, sugar! | For god's sakes, kiss him, sugar! |
| 884 | 00:31:25,656 | 00:31:27,057 | Yeah, kiss him, sugar! | Yeah, kiss him, sugar! |
| 885 | 00:31:29,157 | 00:31:31,157 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
| 886 | 00:31:38,269 | 00:31:41,270 | So... I should get back to work. | So... I should get back to work. |
| 887 | 00:31:41,310 | 00:31:44,210 | It's okay. I wasn't thinking the ceremony should be today. | It's okay. I wasn't thinking the ceremony should be today. |
| 888 | 00:31:44,240 | 00:31:46,481 | I'm off at 8:00. I'll swing by. | I'm off at 8:00. I'll swing by. |
| 889 | 00:31:51,152 | 00:31:52,652 | I'm getting married. | I'm getting married. |
| 890 | 00:31:52,692 | 00:31:54,292 | I heard. | I heard. |
| 891 | 00:31:54,322 | 00:31:56,593 | [ Giggles ] | [ Giggles ] |
| 892 | 00:32:14,147 | 00:32:16,287 | [ Doorbell rings ] | [ Doorbell rings ] |
| 893 | 00:32:16,317 | 00:32:17,147 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 894 | 00:32:17,187 | 00:32:18,618 | Hi, Mary poppins. | Hi, Mary poppins. |
| 895 | 00:32:18,658 | 00:32:20,888 | [ Chuckles ] Sorry, the place is a mess. | [ Chuckles ] Sorry, the place is a mess. |
| 896 | 00:32:20,918 | 00:32:23,259 | It's okay. I left my white gloves at home. | It's okay. I left my white gloves at home. |
| 897 | 00:32:23,289 | 00:32:24,859 | So, how'd it go with you today? | So, how'd it go with you today? |
| 898 | 00:32:24,899 | 00:32:26,629 | Great. I got everything done. | Great. I got everything done. |
| 899 | 00:32:26,659 | 00:32:28,970 | It was actually nice spending some time with my mom. | It was actually nice spending some time with my mom. |
| 900 | 00:32:29,000 | 00:32:30,200 | So, what... you lose my kid? | So, what... you lose my kid? |
| 901 | 00:32:30,230 | 00:32:31,740 | Should I call the milk carton people? | Should I call the milk carton people? |
| 902 | 00:32:31,770 | 00:32:33,801 | Oh, she's asleep in Rory's room. | Oh, she's asleep in Rory's room. |
| 903 | 00:32:33,841 | 00:32:35,271 | She's all tuckered out, huh? | She's all tuckered out, huh? |
| 904 | 00:32:35,311 | 00:32:38,012 | Yeah, either that or she knocked herself out. | Yeah, either that or she knocked herself out. |
| 905 | 00:32:38,042 | 00:32:41,312 | She was throwing books around Rory's room. What do you mean? | She was throwing books around Rory's room. What do you mean? |
| 906 | 00:32:41,342 | 00:32:42,953 | Well, when she was done drawing on the floor | Well, when she was done drawing on the floor |
| 907 | 00:32:42,983 | 00:32:44,623 | and pouring chocolate milk on Paul anka, | and pouring chocolate milk on Paul anka, |
| 908 | 00:32:44,653 | 00:32:46,854 | then she took to throwing books around for a while. | then she took to throwing books around for a while. |
| 909 | 00:32:46,884 | 00:32:49,594 | This was before the spitting and the furniture kicking | This was before the spitting and the furniture kicking |
| 910 | 00:32:49,624 | 00:32:52,825 | and the finale where she pulled all the sheets off the bed | and the finale where she pulled all the sheets off the bed |
| 911 | 00:32:52,865 | 00:32:54,165 | and tried to flush them down the toilet. | and tried to flush them down the toilet. |
| 912 | 00:32:54,195 | 00:32:56,636 | You're kidding. Oh, I'm really not. | You're kidding. Oh, I'm really not. |
| 913 | 00:32:56,666 | 00:32:58,266 | Well, she's a spirited kid. | Well, she's a spirited kid. |
| 914 | 00:32:58,296 | 00:33:00,867 | Spirited, possessed. Potato, po-tah-to. | Spirited, possessed. Potato, po-tah-to. |
| 915 | 00:33:00,907 | 00:33:02,737 | 3-year-olds can be a lot to handle. | 3-year-olds can be a lot to handle. |
| 916 | 00:33:02,777 | 00:33:05,308 | If you're not used it, I'm sure it can be overwhelming. | If you're not used it, I'm sure it can be overwhelming. |
| 917 | 00:33:05,348 | 00:33:07,848 | Oh, no, no, this wasn't 3-year-old hard-to-handle. | Oh, no, no, this wasn't 3-year-old hard-to-handle. |
| 918 | 00:33:07,878 | 00:33:10,879 | This was feral hyena hard-to-handle. | This was feral hyena hard-to-handle. |
| 919 | 00:33:10,919 | 00:33:12,689 | So, you guys didn't click. | So, you guys didn't click. |
| 920 | 00:33:12,719 | 00:33:16,820 | Chris, this is not about clicking. This is about spoiled. | Chris, this is not about clicking. This is about spoiled. |
| 921 | 00:33:16,860 | 00:33:18,791 | Spoiled? | Spoiled? |
| 922 | 00:33:18,831 | 00:33:21,291 | G.g. Has clearly never heard the word "no" in her entire life. | G.g. Has clearly never heard the word "no" in her entire life. |
| 923 | 00:33:21,331 | 00:33:22,961 | She's heard the word "no." | She's heard the word "no." |
| 924 | 00:33:23,001 | 00:33:24,402 | Well, at no time did me saying "no" | Well, at no time did me saying "no" |
| 925 | 00:33:24,432 | 00:33:26,032 | elicit anything other than a scream. | elicit anything other than a scream. |
| 926 | 00:33:26,072 | 00:33:28,373 | I said, "no coloring on the floor"... she screamed. | I said, "no coloring on the floor"... she screamed. |
| 927 | 00:33:28,403 | 00:33:31,303 | I said, "no pulling Paul anka's tail"... she screamed. | I said, "no pulling Paul anka's tail"... she screamed. |
| 928 | 00:33:31,343 | 00:33:33,914 | I tried discussing Noh theater with her. She screamed. | I tried discussing Noh theater with her. She screamed. |
| 929 | 00:33:33,944 | 00:33:35,214 | So what? | So what? |
| 930 | 00:33:35,244 | 00:33:37,014 | I'm not saying it's her fault. | I'm not saying it's her fault. |
| 931 | 00:33:37,044 | 00:33:40,355 | I'm saying I think you could apply a little more discipline. | I'm saying I think you could apply a little more discipline. |
| 932 | 00:33:40,385 | 00:33:42,986 | She's a kid. Kids are hard. | She's a kid. Kids are hard. |
| 933 | 00:33:43,026 | 00:33:46,396 | Yeah, I know kids. I raised one, okay? | Yeah, I know kids. I raised one, okay? |
| 934 | 00:33:46,426 | 00:33:48,357 | Kids are different today. It's a different world. | Kids are different today. It's a different world. |
| 935 | 00:33:48,397 | 00:33:50,267 | They need more nurturing, more space. | They need more nurturing, more space. |
| 936 | 00:33:50,297 | 00:33:52,098 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 937 | 00:33:52,138 | 00:33:55,108 | Uh, yes, that was Dr. Spock turning over in his grave. | Uh, yes, that was Dr. Spock turning over in his grave. |
| 938 | 00:33:55,138 | 00:33:57,039 | We're going. | We're going. |
| 939 | 00:33:57,069 | 00:33:59,679 | [ Sighs ] Come on, Chris. It isn't just me. | [ Sighs ] Come on, Chris. It isn't just me. |
| 940 | 00:33:59,709 | 00:34:01,210 | Those preschool interviews? | Those preschool interviews? |
| 941 | 00:34:01,240 | 00:34:02,850 | Those people don't know what they're talking about. | Those people don't know what they're talking about. |
| 942 | 00:34:02,880 | 00:34:04,780 | And the nanny? Is a flake. | And the nanny? Is a flake. |
| 943 | 00:34:04,820 | 00:34:06,321 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 944 | 00:34:06,351 | 00:34:09,851 | Giving g.G. Whatever she wants isn't gonna make up | Giving g.G. Whatever she wants isn't gonna make up |
| 945 | 00:34:09,891 | 00:34:12,292 | for Sherry being a crappy mom and bailing. | for Sherry being a crappy mom and bailing. |
| 946 | 00:34:12,322 | 00:34:15,733 | You know what? I've had enough of your advice and your help. | You know what? I've had enough of your advice and your help. |
| 947 | 00:34:19,334 | 00:34:21,234 | [ Door opens ] | [ Door opens ] |
| 948 | 00:34:23,304 | 00:34:25,105 | Hit me, barkeep. That's your third one. | Hit me, barkeep. That's your third one. |
| 949 | 00:34:25,145 | 00:34:26,775 | What are you, my mother? No. | What are you, my mother? No. |
| 950 | 00:34:26,805 | 00:34:28,245 | No, you're not. | No, you're not. |
| 951 | 00:34:28,275 | 00:34:32,786 | I'm not driving, and I live right over... | I'm not driving, and I live right over... |
| 952 | 00:34:32,816 | 00:34:34,987 | There, or somewhere near there. | There, or somewhere near there. |
| 953 | 00:34:35,017 | 00:34:37,117 | Or there. | Or there. |
| 954 | 00:34:37,157 | 00:34:40,288 | But it's close, and I'm walking, and I want another drink. | But it's close, and I'm walking, and I want another drink. |
| 955 | 00:34:40,328 | 00:34:41,928 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 956 | 00:34:41,958 | 00:34:44,359 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 957 | 00:34:44,399 | 00:34:45,399 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 958 | 00:34:45,429 | 00:34:46,899 | These are mine. | These are mine. |
| 959 | 00:34:46,929 | 00:34:48,970 | I was just gonna get them out of your way. | I was just gonna get them out of your way. |
| 960 | 00:34:49,000 | 00:34:52,171 | Don't take what's mine. These came with my drinks. | Don't take what's mine. These came with my drinks. |
| 961 | 00:34:52,211 | 00:34:53,871 | He put them down in front of me. | He put them down in front of me. |
| 962 | 00:34:53,911 | 00:34:55,811 | I did not ask you to move them, did I? | I did not ask you to move them, did I? |
| 963 | 00:34:55,841 | 00:34:57,742 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
| 964 | 00:34:57,782 | 00:35:00,812 | Snappy comeback. Dorothy Parker know about you? | Snappy comeback. Dorothy Parker know about you? |
| 965 | 00:35:00,852 | 00:35:02,483 | Sick of people touching my stuff. | Sick of people touching my stuff. |
| 966 | 00:35:02,523 | 00:35:05,423 | Here you go. | Here you go. |
| 967 | 00:35:05,453 | 00:35:07,424 | Eat something. | Eat something. |
| 968 | 00:35:07,454 | 00:35:09,324 | You eat something. | You eat something. |
| 969 | 00:35:15,235 | 00:35:17,236 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 970 | 00:35:21,477 | 00:35:24,107 | Well, hello, Rory. Fancy meeting you here. | Well, hello, Rory. Fancy meeting you here. |
| 971 | 00:35:24,147 | 00:35:26,118 | Hi, Doyle. | Hi, Doyle. |
| 972 | 00:35:26,148 | 00:35:28,518 | I didn't see you sitting here, or I would've come over sooner. | I didn't see you sitting here, or I would've come over sooner. |
| 973 | 00:35:28,548 | 00:35:30,189 | I've been here a while. | I've been here a while. |
| 974 | 00:35:30,219 | 00:35:33,089 | I've been mixing beer and wine and Malibu rum. | I've been mixing beer and wine and Malibu rum. |
| 975 | 00:35:33,119 | 00:35:35,160 | That sounds bad. | That sounds bad. |
| 976 | 00:35:35,190 | 00:35:38,861 | Yep, it is bad. It's been a long, bad night. | Yep, it is bad. It's been a long, bad night. |
| 977 | 00:35:38,901 | 00:35:40,401 | How about you? How's your night been? | How about you? How's your night been? |
| 978 | 00:35:40,431 | 00:35:42,201 | Really excellent. | Really excellent. |
| 979 | 00:35:42,231 | 00:35:44,532 | Okay, well, then, let's drink to really excellent evenings. | Okay, well, then, let's drink to really excellent evenings. |
| 980 | 00:35:44,572 | 00:35:48,043 | To really excellent evenings. | To really excellent evenings. |
| 981 | 00:35:50,573 | 00:35:52,113 | Paris threw me out. | Paris threw me out. |
| 982 | 00:35:52,143 | 00:35:54,414 | What? No. Why? | What? No. Why? |
| 983 | 00:35:54,444 | 00:35:57,985 | I told her you were thinking of making her piece a series | I told her you were thinking of making her piece a series |
| 984 | 00:35:58,015 | 00:35:59,085 | and that I told you not to. | and that I told you not to. |
| 985 | 00:35:59,125 | 00:36:00,585 | Why would you do that? | Why would you do that? |
| 986 | 00:36:00,625 | 00:36:03,126 | I don't know. It just came out. We were fighting. | I don't know. It just came out. We were fighting. |
| 987 | 00:36:03,156 | 00:36:04,926 | She was miserable and not sleeping | She was miserable and not sleeping |
| 988 | 00:36:04,966 | 00:36:07,197 | and just sitting at that craft table, | and just sitting at that craft table, |
| 989 | 00:36:07,227 | 00:36:09,097 | hot-gluing bead after bead after bead. | hot-gluing bead after bead after bead. |
| 990 | 00:36:09,137 | 00:36:11,338 | And then when I tried to take the glue gun out of her hand, | And then when I tried to take the glue gun out of her hand, |
| 991 | 00:36:11,368 | 00:36:12,268 | all hell broke loose. | all hell broke loose. |
| 992 | 00:36:12,308 | 00:36:13,608 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
| 993 | 00:36:13,638 | 00:36:17,409 | She kicked me out, told me to leave. I came here. | She kicked me out, told me to leave. I came here. |
| 994 | 00:36:17,439 | 00:36:18,579 | That sucks. | That sucks. |
| 995 | 00:36:18,609 | 00:36:21,380 | I drank a lot. Love sucks. | I drank a lot. Love sucks. |
| 996 | 00:36:21,410 | 00:36:23,150 | Went and bought a car for that woman. | Went and bought a car for that woman. |
| 997 | 00:36:23,180 | 00:36:24,220 | Me too. | Me too. |
| 998 | 00:36:24,250 | 00:36:25,621 | Now I have to move out. Me too. | Now I have to move out. Me too. |
| 999 | 00:36:25,651 | 00:36:27,221 | You too, what? | You too, what? |
| 1000 | 00:36:27,251 | 00:36:29,391 | I have to move out of Logan's apartment. | I have to move out of Logan's apartment. |
| 1001 | 00:36:29,421 | 00:36:31,222 | Why? | Why? |
| 1002 | 00:36:31,262 | 00:36:36,333 | Because Logan had many, many blondes for Thanksgiving. | Because Logan had many, many blondes for Thanksgiving. |
| 1003 | 00:36:36,363 | 00:36:38,163 | Sounds terrible. | Sounds terrible. |
| 1004 | 00:36:38,203 | 00:36:41,234 | Did you love him? Yep. | Did you love him? Yep. |
| 1005 | 00:36:41,274 | 00:36:44,005 | It's terrible when you love 'em. | It's terrible when you love 'em. |
| 1006 | 00:36:44,045 | 00:36:45,645 | I don't know where I'm gonna go. | I don't know where I'm gonna go. |
| 1007 | 00:36:45,675 | 00:36:47,215 | I'm staying with two guys | I'm staying with two guys |
| 1008 | 00:36:47,245 | 00:36:49,646 | who have black-light posters on every single wall. | who have black-light posters on every single wall. |
| 1009 | 00:36:49,686 | 00:36:52,956 | It's depressing. You guys will get back together. | It's depressing. You guys will get back together. |
| 1010 | 00:36:52,986 | 00:36:55,257 | You and Paris are perfect for each other. | You and Paris are perfect for each other. |
| 1011 | 00:36:55,287 | 00:36:57,027 | I mean, there's socks hanging everywhere. | I mean, there's socks hanging everywhere. |
| 1012 | 00:36:57,057 | 00:36:58,428 | I don't even know if they're clean socks. | I don't even know if they're clean socks. |
| 1013 | 00:36:58,458 | 00:37:00,958 | They're just hanging. | They're just hanging. |
| 1014 | 00:37:00,998 | 00:37:03,199 | I wonder what Paris is doing now. | I wonder what Paris is doing now. |
| 1015 | 00:37:03,229 | 00:37:08,000 | I wonder how long till Logan sleeps with somebody else. | I wonder how long till Logan sleeps with somebody else. |
| 1016 | 00:37:08,040 | 00:37:10,040 | Bet he already has. | Bet he already has. |
| 1017 | 00:37:12,581 | 00:37:15,351 | Ohh, empty. Sad. | Ohh, empty. Sad. |
| 1018 | 00:37:15,381 | 00:37:16,511 | How we doing? | How we doing? |
| 1019 | 00:37:16,552 | 00:37:18,612 | Fine. We're fine. | Fine. We're fine. |
| 1020 | 00:37:18,652 | 00:37:20,482 | I want to die. | I want to die. |
| 1021 | 00:37:20,522 | 00:37:21,953 | I want more. You want more? | I want more. You want more? |
| 1022 | 00:37:21,993 | 00:37:23,693 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
| 1023 | 00:37:23,723 | 00:37:26,024 | Oh, rats. I'm out of money. | Oh, rats. I'm out of money. |
| 1024 | 00:37:26,064 | 00:37:27,594 | I had to take a cab back from New York, | I had to take a cab back from New York, |
| 1025 | 00:37:27,624 | 00:37:29,664 | so of course I have no drinking money. | so of course I have no drinking money. |
| 1026 | 00:37:29,694 | 00:37:31,295 | I've got money. | I've got money. |
| 1027 | 00:37:31,335 | 00:37:33,305 | It's in something in my pants, | It's in something in my pants, |
| 1028 | 00:37:33,335 | 00:37:36,106 | somewhere down here in this general area. | somewhere down here in this general area. |
| 1029 | 00:37:36,136 | 00:37:38,136 | I'll hold still while you look. | I'll hold still while you look. |
| 1030 | 00:37:38,176 | 00:37:39,476 | No, that's okay. I'm gonna go. | No, that's okay. I'm gonna go. |
| 1031 | 00:37:39,506 | 00:37:42,247 | Yeah? Okay. I'll go, too. | Yeah? Okay. I'll go, too. |
| 1032 | 00:37:44,317 | 00:37:46,118 | Oh, bad move. | Oh, bad move. |
| 1033 | 00:37:46,148 | 00:37:48,018 | Bad, bad move. | Bad, bad move. |
| 1034 | 00:37:48,048 | 00:37:50,459 | Come on. I got you. | Come on. I got you. |
| 1035 | 00:37:54,530 | 00:37:56,000 | Doyle, use your feet. | Doyle, use your feet. |
| 1036 | 00:37:56,030 | 00:37:57,500 | It's cold. I'm cold. | It's cold. I'm cold. |
| 1037 | 00:37:57,530 | 00:37:58,971 | You want my coat? | You want my coat? |
| 1038 | 00:37:59,001 | 00:38:00,431 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1039 | 00:38:05,672 | 00:38:08,243 | This is lovely. Thank you. | This is lovely. Thank you. |
| 1040 | 00:38:08,273 | 00:38:11,183 | Okay, well, thanks for the company. | Okay, well, thanks for the company. |
| 1041 | 00:38:11,213 | 00:38:12,614 | Yeah, you too. Bye, Rory. | Yeah, you too. Bye, Rory. |
| 1042 | 00:38:12,654 | 00:38:14,584 | Bye, Doyle. | Bye, Doyle. |
| 1043 | 00:38:20,725 | 00:38:22,726 | Uh, Doyle? Doyle, what are you doing? | Uh, Doyle? Doyle, what are you doing? |
| 1044 | 00:38:22,766 | 00:38:25,266 | Uh... You were kissing my neck. | Uh... You were kissing my neck. |
| 1045 | 00:38:25,296 | 00:38:27,367 | Oh, god, I was. I was kissing your neck. | Oh, god, I was. I was kissing your neck. |
| 1046 | 00:38:27,397 | 00:38:28,537 | And I was nuzzling, too. | And I was nuzzling, too. |
| 1047 | 00:38:28,567 | 00:38:30,237 | There was definitely nuzzling. | There was definitely nuzzling. |
| 1048 | 00:38:30,267 | 00:38:32,438 | I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. | I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. |
| 1049 | 00:38:32,478 | 00:38:33,678 | And you used your tongue. | And you used your tongue. |
| 1050 | 00:38:33,708 | 00:38:35,548 | I just miss her so much. | I just miss her so much. |
| 1051 | 00:38:35,578 | 00:38:36,679 | Doyle, go home. | Doyle, go home. |
| 1052 | 00:38:36,709 | 00:38:39,019 | I don't have a home. Yes, you do. | I don't have a home. Yes, you do. |
| 1053 | 00:38:39,049 | 00:38:43,020 | You have a home with black-light posters and dirty socks. | You have a home with black-light posters and dirty socks. |
| 1054 | 00:38:43,050 | 00:38:44,250 | I don't have a home. | I don't have a home. |
| 1055 | 00:38:44,290 | 00:38:46,021 | Oh, right. | Oh, right. |
| 1056 | 00:38:46,061 | 00:38:48,561 | Night, Doyle. | Night, Doyle. |
| 1057 | 00:38:48,591 | 00:38:52,462 | Oh, my god, could this day get any worse? | Oh, my god, could this day get any worse? |
| 1058 | 00:38:52,502 | 00:38:53,762 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
| 1059 | 00:38:57,073 | 00:38:57,773 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
| 1060 | 00:38:57,803 | 00:38:59,444 | Christopher: Lor? | Christopher: Lor? |
| 1061 | 00:38:59,474 | 00:39:01,704 | Ah, well, if it isn't Da Vinci's daddy. | Ah, well, if it isn't Da Vinci's daddy. |
| 1062 | 00:39:01,744 | 00:39:02,744 | How's the floor? | How's the floor? |
| 1063 | 00:39:02,774 | 00:39:04,545 | Very festive. | Very festive. |
| 1064 | 00:39:04,575 | 00:39:07,485 | I'm sorry about that. I'll have a floor guy come fix it. | I'm sorry about that. I'll have a floor guy come fix it. |
| 1065 | 00:39:07,515 | 00:39:10,186 | Well, don't worry about it. The house was too perfect. | Well, don't worry about it. The house was too perfect. |
| 1066 | 00:39:10,216 | 00:39:11,456 | Now it's lived-in. | Now it's lived-in. |
| 1067 | 00:39:11,486 | 00:39:13,056 | Yeah, well... | Yeah, well... |
| 1068 | 00:39:15,597 | 00:39:18,658 | You're awfully quiet. G.G. Got a gun on you or something? | You're awfully quiet. G.G. Got a gun on you or something? |
| 1069 | 00:39:18,698 | 00:39:20,228 | I'm sorry, lor. | I'm sorry, lor. |
| 1070 | 00:39:20,268 | 00:39:21,328 | Oh, Chris. | Oh, Chris. |
| 1071 | 00:39:21,368 | 00:39:23,069 | I was so far out of line. | I was so far out of line. |
| 1072 | 00:39:23,099 | 00:39:24,369 | Don't worry about it. | Don't worry about it. |
| 1073 | 00:39:24,399 | 00:39:28,170 | Everything you said, you were so right. | Everything you said, you were so right. |
| 1074 | 00:39:28,210 | 00:39:29,440 | I hate when that happens. | I hate when that happens. |
| 1075 | 00:39:29,480 | 00:39:31,380 | G.g. Is completely out of control. | G.g. Is completely out of control. |
| 1076 | 00:39:31,410 | 00:39:32,681 | I can't say no to her. | I can't say no to her. |
| 1077 | 00:39:32,711 | 00:39:36,221 | I'm just... I'm just so... I don't know. | I'm just... I'm just so... I don't know. |
| 1078 | 00:39:36,251 | 00:39:38,652 | I'm so mad at Sherry for taking off like that. | I'm so mad at Sherry for taking off like that. |
| 1079 | 00:39:38,682 | 00:39:40,192 | I mean, who leaves a kid? | I mean, who leaves a kid? |
| 1080 | 00:39:40,222 | 00:39:43,263 | Well... Yes, I know. I left a kid. | Well... Yes, I know. I left a kid. |
| 1081 | 00:39:43,293 | 00:39:44,823 | I tell you, lor, | I tell you, lor, |
| 1082 | 00:39:44,863 | 00:39:47,134 | I don't think I really got how you felt about me until now | I don't think I really got how you felt about me until now |
| 1083 | 00:39:47,164 | 00:39:48,434 | because I want to kill Sherry. | because I want to kill Sherry. |
| 1084 | 00:39:48,464 | 00:39:50,535 | I never wanted to kill you. | I never wanted to kill you. |
| 1085 | 00:39:50,565 | 00:39:53,205 | I wanted to key your car... Which I did once, by the way. | I wanted to key your car... Which I did once, by the way. |
| 1086 | 00:39:53,235 | 00:39:55,346 | It's not right that g.G. Doesn't get a mom. | It's not right that g.G. Doesn't get a mom. |
| 1087 | 00:39:55,376 | 00:39:57,446 | It's not right that all she has is me. | It's not right that all she has is me. |
| 1088 | 00:39:57,476 | 00:39:58,706 | What a super bargain that is. | What a super bargain that is. |
| 1089 | 00:39:58,746 | 00:40:00,477 | Oh, Chris, come on. | Oh, Chris, come on. |
| 1090 | 00:40:00,517 | 00:40:02,447 | I don't want her to feel like she's missing anything. | I don't want her to feel like she's missing anything. |
| 1091 | 00:40:02,487 | 00:40:03,287 | I want her to be happy. | I want her to be happy. |
| 1092 | 00:40:03,317 | 00:40:04,748 | I know. | I know. |
| 1093 | 00:40:04,788 | 00:40:06,658 | I can't get her into a school. No one will take her. | I can't get her into a school. No one will take her. |
| 1094 | 00:40:06,688 | 00:40:09,489 | They say she's uncontrollable and aggressive | They say she's uncontrollable and aggressive |
| 1095 | 00:40:09,529 | 00:40:12,259 | and all sorts of other horrible-sounding terms. | and all sorts of other horrible-sounding terms. |
| 1096 | 00:40:12,299 | 00:40:14,430 | Well, school is overrated. Ask Abraham Lincoln. | Well, school is overrated. Ask Abraham Lincoln. |
| 1097 | 00:40:14,460 | 00:40:15,800 | I suck as a dad. | I suck as a dad. |
| 1098 | 00:40:15,830 | 00:40:17,330 | No, you don't. | No, you don't. |
| 1099 | 00:40:17,370 | 00:40:19,271 | Look, I get the single-parent guilt, | Look, I get the single-parent guilt, |
| 1100 | 00:40:19,301 | 00:40:21,741 | but in the end, g.G. Needs you to say no. | but in the end, g.G. Needs you to say no. |
| 1101 | 00:40:21,771 | 00:40:23,672 | I know. I've ruined her. | I know. I've ruined her. |
| 1102 | 00:40:23,712 | 00:40:25,882 | You haven't ruined her. It's not too late. | You haven't ruined her. It's not too late. |
| 1103 | 00:40:25,912 | 00:40:27,442 | You sure? I'm positive. | You sure? I'm positive. |
| 1104 | 00:40:27,482 | 00:40:30,213 | You can turn this around. I know you can. | You can turn this around. I know you can. |
| 1105 | 00:40:30,253 | 00:40:33,154 | You're a great guy with a great heart. | You're a great guy with a great heart. |
| 1106 | 00:40:33,184 | 00:40:35,324 | You just need to be a little tougher. | You just need to be a little tougher. |
| 1107 | 00:40:35,354 | 00:40:36,524 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1108 | 00:40:36,554 | 00:40:38,325 | I'll help you in any way I can. | I'll help you in any way I can. |
| 1109 | 00:40:38,355 | 00:40:41,195 | I promise. We'll fix this. | I promise. We'll fix this. |
| 1110 | 00:40:41,225 | 00:40:42,436 | You're amazing, lor. | You're amazing, lor. |
| 1111 | 00:40:42,466 | 00:40:44,296 | Only in the true sense of the word. | Only in the true sense of the word. |
| 1112 | 00:40:44,336 | 00:40:45,906 | Thanks for being around. Any time. | Thanks for being around. Any time. |
| 1113 | 00:40:45,936 | 00:40:47,407 | [ Glass shatters ] | [ Glass shatters ] |
| 1114 | 00:40:47,437 | 00:40:49,377 | [ G.g. Screams ] | [ G.g. Screams ] |
| 1115 | 00:40:49,407 | 00:40:54,678 | [ Sighs ] I got to... I know. Go. | [ Sighs ] I got to... I know. Go. |
| 1116 | 00:40:54,708 | 00:40:55,879 | [ Beep ] | [ Beep ] |
| 1117 | 00:41:02,660 | 00:41:04,190 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
| 1118 | 00:41:05,761 | 00:41:07,791 | Paris: Get the bowls and chopsticks out, guys. | Paris: Get the bowls and chopsticks out, guys. |
| 1119 | 00:41:07,831 | 00:41:09,561 | Somebody pick a movie already. | Somebody pick a movie already. |
| 1120 | 00:41:12,502 | 00:41:13,902 | I thought you were hing yee's. | I thought you were hing yee's. |
| 1121 | 00:41:13,932 | 00:41:14,903 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
| 1122 | 00:41:14,933 | 00:41:16,773 | What do you want? | What do you want? |
| 1123 | 00:41:16,803 | 00:41:20,874 | Can I talk to you for a sec? | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| 1124 | 00:41:20,914 | 00:41:21,974 | Fine. | Fine. |
| 1125 | 00:41:22,014 | 00:41:24,585 | [ Chain unlocks ] | [ Chain unlocks ] |
| 1126 | 00:41:27,715 | 00:41:29,586 | Where is everybody? | Where is everybody? |
| 1127 | 00:41:29,626 | 00:41:32,696 | I ordered food for 10, and I didn't want the delivery guy | I ordered food for 10, and I didn't want the delivery guy |
| 1128 | 00:41:32,726 | 00:41:34,657 | to look at me like I was a hog. | to look at me like I was a hog. |
| 1129 | 00:41:34,697 | 00:41:37,627 | I don't need to display my patheticness to the world. | I don't need to display my patheticness to the world. |
| 1130 | 00:41:37,667 | 00:41:39,268 | You're not pathetic, Paris. | You're not pathetic, Paris. |
| 1131 | 00:41:39,298 | 00:41:40,598 | Doyle and I broke up. | Doyle and I broke up. |
| 1132 | 00:41:40,638 | 00:41:43,609 | I know. I sort of ran into Doyle earlier. | I know. I sort of ran into Doyle earlier. |
| 1133 | 00:41:43,639 | 00:41:44,909 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
| 1134 | 00:41:44,939 | 00:41:47,240 | He looked pretty upset. I don't care. | He looked pretty upset. I don't care. |
| 1135 | 00:41:47,280 | 00:41:48,580 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1136 | 00:41:48,610 | 00:41:49,980 | So, is that why you came over here... | So, is that why you came over here... |
| 1137 | 00:41:50,010 | 00:41:52,651 | 'cause you heard that we broke up? | 'cause you heard that we broke up? |
| 1138 | 00:41:52,681 | 00:41:55,291 | Well... yes. | Well... yes. |
| 1139 | 00:41:55,321 | 00:42:00,292 | You're a really good friend. Oh, not really. | You're a really good friend. Oh, not really. |
| 1140 | 00:42:00,322 | 00:42:01,993 | I throw you out, I treat you like dirt, | I throw you out, I treat you like dirt, |
| 1141 | 00:42:02,023 | 00:42:03,693 | no one else can stand me, | no one else can stand me, |
| 1142 | 00:42:03,733 | 00:42:05,764 | but you come over to make sure I'm all right. | but you come over to make sure I'm all right. |
| 1143 | 00:42:05,804 | 00:42:08,934 | Well, Paris? Yeah? | Well, Paris? Yeah? |
| 1144 | 00:42:08,964 | 00:42:12,405 | In the name of full disclosure, I should tell you... | In the name of full disclosure, I should tell you... |
| 1145 | 00:42:12,445 | 00:42:14,645 | Logan and I broke up, too, today. | Logan and I broke up, too, today. |
| 1146 | 00:42:14,675 | 00:42:15,576 | I'm moving out. | I'm moving out. |
| 1147 | 00:42:15,616 | 00:42:17,016 | How come? | How come? |
| 1148 | 00:42:17,046 | 00:42:21,447 | He cheated on me... With an entire wedding party. | He cheated on me... With an entire wedding party. |
| 1149 | 00:42:21,487 | 00:42:24,558 | Oh. Nice. | Oh. Nice. |
| 1150 | 00:42:24,588 | 00:42:25,658 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1151 | 00:42:25,688 | 00:42:27,558 | Men suck. | Men suck. |
| 1152 | 00:42:27,588 | 00:42:29,359 | They do suck. | They do suck. |
| 1153 | 00:42:29,399 | 00:42:32,429 | Can't count on them. They never have your back. | Can't count on them. They never have your back. |
| 1154 | 00:42:32,469 | 00:42:33,900 | No, they don't. | No, they don't. |
| 1155 | 00:42:33,930 | 00:42:36,340 | They make you love them, and then they let you down, | They make you love them, and then they let you down, |
| 1156 | 00:42:36,370 | 00:42:37,400 | and you're walking around with a stomachache | and you're walking around with a stomachache |
| 1157 | 00:42:37,440 | 00:42:38,541 | for the next six months. | for the next six months. |
| 1158 | 00:42:38,571 | 00:42:39,911 | Is that how long it lasts? | Is that how long it lasts? |
| 1159 | 00:42:39,941 | 00:42:42,381 | I don't know. I hope it's only six months. | I don't know. I hope it's only six months. |
| 1160 | 00:42:42,411 | 00:42:43,682 | Yeah, me too. | Yeah, me too. |
| 1161 | 00:42:43,712 | 00:42:47,652 | You can stay here... You know, if you want. | You can stay here... You know, if you want. |
| 1162 | 00:42:47,683 | 00:42:48,983 | Really? Sure. | Really? Sure. |
| 1163 | 00:42:49,013 | 00:42:50,653 | Take my room if you want. | Take my room if you want. |
| 1164 | 00:42:50,683 | 00:42:52,354 | I've been sleeping at my crafts table lately. | I've been sleeping at my crafts table lately. |
| 1165 | 00:42:52,394 | 00:42:54,494 | Thanks, Paris. Sure. | Thanks, Paris. Sure. |
| 1166 | 00:42:54,524 | 00:42:56,724 | Hungry? I got food coming. | Hungry? I got food coming. |
| 1167 | 00:42:56,764 | 00:42:58,365 | Starving. | Starving. |
| 1168 | 00:42:58,395 | 00:43:00,595 | Hey, I just realized... When the food arrives, | Hey, I just realized... When the food arrives, |
| 1169 | 00:43:00,635 | 00:43:03,006 | now I really can ask someone to get the bowls. | now I really can ask someone to get the bowls. |
| 1170 | 00:43:04,566 | 00:43:05,736 | Silver lining, huh? | Silver lining, huh? |
| 1171 | 00:43:05,776 | 00:43:07,607 | Sure is. | Sure is. |
| 1172 | 00:43:07,637 | 00:43:09,577 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
| 1173 | 00:43:09,607 | 00:43:10,647 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 1174 | 00:43:10,677 | 00:43:11,808 | Rory: Hey, it's me. | Rory: Hey, it's me. |
| 1175 | 00:43:11,848 | 00:43:13,548 | Hey, you! How was the wedding? | Hey, you! How was the wedding? |
| 1176 | 00:43:13,578 | 00:43:15,889 | Sucko. I've got a new address for you. | Sucko. I've got a new address for you. |
| 1177 | 00:43:15,919 | 00:43:17,419 | Uh-oh. | Uh-oh. |