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1 00:00:03,162 00:00:04,291 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
2 00:00:04,331 00:00:05,891 Will you marry me? Yes. Will you marry me? Yes.
3 00:00:05,931 00:00:07,561 It should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, It should be fully restored and working by June 3rd,
4 00:00:07,601 00:00:09,931 which is the date of our wedding. which is the date of our wedding.
5 00:00:09,971 00:00:10,970 You broke up with me. You broke up with me.
6 00:00:11,000 00:00:12,670 Rory, I love you. Rory, I love you.
7 00:00:12,700 00:00:13,940 The paper's not gonna come out. The paper's not gonna come out.
8 00:00:13,970 00:00:14,970 Of course it is. Of course it is.
9 00:00:15,000 00:00:15,970 How? Nothing's done. How? Nothing's done.
10 00:00:16,000 00:00:18,009 Come on, people! Move! Come on, people! Move!
11 00:00:18,039 00:00:19,439 We got a paper to get out! We got a paper to get out!
12 00:00:19,469 00:00:21,679 Paris melted down, and everyone quit. Paris melted down, and everyone quit.
13 00:00:21,709 00:00:23,309 I know this crap backwards and forwards. I know this crap backwards and forwards.
14 00:00:23,349 00:00:24,578 I can't believe you didn't call me. I can't believe you didn't call me.
15 00:00:24,608 00:00:25,478 How we doing on time? How we doing on time?
16 00:00:25,508 00:00:26,648 Uh, bad. Uh, bad.
17 00:00:26,678 00:00:27,978 More specifically. More specifically.
18 00:00:28,018 00:00:29,378 10 minutes. 10 minutes.
19 00:00:29,418 00:00:31,087 Russell, I'm Logan huntzberger. Russell, I'm Logan huntzberger.
20 00:00:31,117 00:00:33,487 Yes, those huntzbergers. Yes, those huntzbergers.
21 00:00:33,517 00:00:36,217 And that's how we do it at the daily news. And that's how we do it at the daily news.
22 00:00:36,257 00:00:37,926 [ Cheers ] [ Cheers ]
23 00:00:37,956 00:00:39,556 How about I hang out at the diner? How about I hang out at the diner?
24 00:00:39,586 00:00:40,956 My diner? My diner?
25 00:00:40,996 00:00:42,056 Who do you belong to... Caesar? Who do you belong to... Caesar?
26 00:00:42,096 00:00:43,395 My father owns the place. My father owns the place.
27 00:00:43,425 00:00:45,965 The diner at least. Not sure about the land. The diner at least. Not sure about the land.
28 00:00:45,995 00:00:47,265 My biological father. My biological father.
29 00:00:47,295 00:00:49,195 When did you find out? Two months ago. When did you find out? Two months ago.
30 00:00:49,235 00:00:52,304 That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me.
31 00:00:52,334 00:00:54,634 If it's all happening too fast, we could just postpone. If it's all happening too fast, we could just postpone.
32 00:00:54,674 00:00:56,203 Postpone the wedding? Postpone the wedding?
33 00:00:56,233 00:00:58,573 Maybe I shouldn't cancel everything right away. Maybe I shouldn't cancel everything right away.
34 00:00:58,603 00:01:01,343 Maybe I should just chill out and see what happens. Maybe I should just chill out and see what happens.
35 00:01:01,373 00:01:02,273 Is that crazy? Is that crazy?
36 00:01:06,682 00:01:08,712 The roses are amazing, mom. The roses are amazing, mom.
37 00:01:08,752 00:01:10,151 Thank you, Lorelai. Thank you, Lorelai.
38 00:01:10,181 00:01:11,121 I like them, too, grandma. I like them, too, grandma.
39 00:01:11,151 00:01:12,421 Thank you, Rory. Thank you, Rory.
40 00:01:12,451 00:01:14,221 You are an expert flower arranger, Emily. You are an expert flower arranger, Emily.
41 00:01:14,251 00:01:15,221 Perhaps you missed your calling. Perhaps you missed your calling.
42 00:01:15,251 00:01:16,320 Thank you, Richard. Thank you, Richard.
43 00:01:16,350 00:01:18,190 Well done, everyone. Well done. Well done, everyone. Well done.
44 00:01:18,220 00:01:20,030 Oh, stop it, Lorelai. Oh, stop it, Lorelai.
45 00:01:20,060 00:01:23,229 I'm just commenting on how nice and civil that moment was. I'm just commenting on how nice and civil that moment was.
46 00:01:23,259 00:01:25,929 Never mind. Go on, go on. That was so cute. Never mind. Go on, go on. That was so cute.
47 00:01:28,369 00:01:30,698 The roses are nice, grandma. The roses are nice, grandma.
48 00:01:30,738 00:01:32,338 Already covered that. Move on. Already covered that. Move on.
49 00:01:32,368 00:01:35,537 So, Rory, how are things going at Yale? So, Rory, how are things going at Yale?
50 00:01:35,567 00:01:37,237 They're fine. They're fine.
51 00:01:37,277 00:01:39,277 I didn't know we were allowed to talk about Yale. I didn't know we were allowed to talk about Yale.
52 00:01:39,307 00:01:41,177 No. We're allowed to talk about it. No. We're allowed to talk about it.
53 00:01:41,207 00:01:43,076 We're just not allowed to pa for it. We're just not allowed to pa for it.
54 00:01:43,116 00:01:44,316 I wonder if we're allowed to visit it. I wonder if we're allowed to visit it.
55 00:01:44,346 00:01:45,616 Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on.
56 00:01:45,646 00:01:48,115 Perhaps if we dress in disguise. Guys! Perhaps if we dress in disguise. Guys!
57 00:01:48,145 00:01:49,985 Plastic nose with glasses attached. Plastic nose with glasses attached.
58 00:01:50,015 00:01:52,015 Hey, come on. We were doing so well there. Hey, come on. We were doing so well there.
59 00:01:52,055 00:01:53,385 Then you had to start with the Yale. Then you had to start with the Yale.
60 00:01:53,425 00:01:54,285 So we can't talk about Yale. So we can't talk about Yale.
61 00:01:54,325 00:01:55,724 I should make a list. I should make a list.
62 00:01:55,754 00:01:58,154 What else am I not allowed to discuss in my house? What else am I not allowed to discuss in my house?
63 00:01:58,194 00:01:59,624 No, of course you can talk about Yale. No, of course you can talk about Yale.
64 00:01:59,654 00:02:02,293 Yale is dad's Alma mater, and Rory goes there, Yale is dad's Alma mater, and Rory goes there,
65 00:02:02,323 00:02:04,033 so we have to talk about it, okay? so we have to talk about it, okay?
66 00:02:04,063 00:02:05,133 But maybe not now. But maybe not now.
67 00:02:05,163 00:02:06,393 Fine. Fine with me. Fine. Fine with me.
68 00:02:06,433 00:02:08,302 Now, I know a lot of stuff has happened, Now, I know a lot of stuff has happened,
69 00:02:08,332 00:02:09,602 but we all agreed we were gonna put all that behind us but we all agreed we were gonna put all that behind us
70 00:02:09,632 00:02:11,302 and just move on, okay? and just move on, okay?
71 00:02:11,332 00:02:14,741 So let's take a step back and, uh, start again. So let's take a step back and, uh, start again.
72 00:02:14,771 00:02:19,141 In 5, 4, 3, 2... In 5, 4, 3, 2...
73 00:02:19,171 00:02:20,780 These roses are amazing, mom. These roses are amazing, mom.
74 00:02:20,810 00:02:21,780 Thank you, Lorelai. Thank you, Lorelai.
75 00:02:21,810 00:02:23,210 Thatagirl. Thatagirl.
76 00:02:23,250 00:02:25,050 Your mother has a way with flowers. Your mother has a way with flowers.
77 00:02:25,080 00:02:26,250 Perhaps she missed her calling. Perhaps she missed her calling.
78 00:02:26,280 00:02:27,619 Dad, we don't have to have Dad, we don't have to have
79 00:02:27,649 00:02:29,049 exactly the same conversation we just had. exactly the same conversation we just had.
80 00:02:29,079 00:02:30,289 How am I supposed to know? How am I supposed to know?
81 00:02:30,319 00:02:31,649 You said the same thing you said. You said the same thing you said.
82 00:02:31,689 00:02:32,749 I was getting the ball rolling. I was getting the ball rolling.
83 00:02:32,789 00:02:34,458 This is my house. This is my house.
84 00:02:34,488 00:02:36,288 I should have some control over what goes on here I should have some control over what goes on here
85 00:02:36,318 00:02:38,088 at some point! at some point!
86 00:02:38,128 00:02:40,227 You're raising your voice again, Richard. I am not! You're raising your voice again, Richard. I am not!
87 00:02:40,257 00:02:42,357 You are, and you're raising your voice to me. You are, and you're raising your voice to me.
88 00:02:42,397 00:02:44,767 I'm not allowed to raise it to the people who deserve it. I'm not allowed to raise it to the people who deserve it.
89 00:02:44,797 00:02:46,726 5, 4, 3, 2... 5, 4, 3, 2...
90 00:02:46,766 00:02:49,166 I love shrimp! Who else loves shrimp?! Me! I love shrimp! Who else loves shrimp?! Me!
91 00:02:49,196 00:02:50,166 I'm a fan! I'm a fan!
92 00:02:50,206 00:02:51,166 This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
93 00:02:51,206 00:02:52,336 Lorelai, how's Luke? Lorelai, how's Luke?
94 00:02:52,366 00:02:53,675 Hey, nice one, mom. Hey, nice one, mom.
95 00:02:53,705 00:02:55,805 Thank you. Thank you.
96 00:02:55,835 00:02:57,075 Well? Well?
97 00:02:57,105 00:02:58,505 What? Oh. Oh, he's fine. What? Oh. Oh, he's fine.
98 00:02:58,545 00:03:00,074 So you're still engaged. So you're still engaged.
99 00:03:00,114 00:03:02,114 Yes, we're still engaged. I was just asking. Yes, we're still engaged. I was just asking.
100 00:03:02,144 00:03:04,184 After all, I haven't gotten a "save the date" card yet. After all, I haven't gotten a "save the date" card yet.
101 00:03:04,214 00:03:05,614 If you're engaged, If you're engaged,
102 00:03:05,644 00:03:07,053 I assume you're planning a wedding at some point, I assume you're planning a wedding at some point,
103 00:03:07,083 00:03:08,453 not that I've heard anything. not that I've heard anything.
104 00:03:08,483 00:03:10,253 I will send you a "save the date" card, mom. I will send you a "save the date" card, mom.
105 00:03:10,283 00:03:12,083 For? For? For? For?
106 00:03:12,123 00:03:13,692 What date am I saving? What date am I saving?
107 00:03:13,722 00:03:16,522 If I tell you that now, then what fun will the card be? If I tell you that now, then what fun will the card be?
108 00:03:16,552 00:03:18,691 I mean, I assume I'm invited. I haven't heard. I mean, I assume I'm invited. I haven't heard.
109 00:03:18,721 00:03:20,591 I haven't heard if I'm invited, I haven't heard if I'm invited,
110 00:03:20,631 00:03:22,331 if I'm in the wedding, if I need a dress. if I'm in the wedding, if I need a dress.
111 00:03:22,361 00:03:24,531 And now you won't tell me the date of this wedding And now you won't tell me the date of this wedding
112 00:03:24,561 00:03:25,700 that I may or may not be invited to. that I may or may not be invited to.
113 00:03:25,730 00:03:26,700 June 3rd! June 3rd!
114 00:03:27,630 00:03:28,600 June 3rd? June 3rd?
115 00:03:28,630 00:03:30,240 Yes, June 3rd, okay? Yes, June 3rd, okay?
116 00:03:30,270 00:03:31,240 Are we here June 3rd? Are we here June 3rd?
117 00:03:31,270 00:03:32,439 I believe we are. I believe we are.
118 00:03:32,469 00:03:34,709 All right. June 3rd. All right. June 3rd.
119 00:03:34,739 00:03:36,809 That's very soon. Yeah. That's very soon. Yeah.
120 00:03:36,839 00:03:38,508 Is there any specific reason so soon? Is there any specific reason so soon?
121 00:03:38,538 00:03:40,248 Oh, boy. June 3rd. Oh, boy. June 3rd.
122 00:03:40,278 00:03:42,548 June 3rd? Richard, June 3rd. June 3rd? Richard, June 3rd.
123 00:03:42,578 00:03:43,648 Yes, June 3rd. Yes, June 3rd.
124 00:03:43,678 00:03:45,217 Well, it's just so soon. Well, it's just so soon.
125 00:03:45,247 00:03:48,347 I mean, we haven't even seen Luke since... I mean, we haven't even seen Luke since...
126 00:03:48,387 00:03:50,487 Richard, when was the last time we saw Luke? Richard, when was the last time we saw Luke?
127 00:03:50,517 00:03:52,656 It's been a while. A long while. It's been a while. A long while.
128 00:03:52,686 00:03:55,256 Well, you must bring him to dinner Friday. What? Well, you must bring him to dinner Friday. What?
129 00:03:55,286 00:03:56,726 The next time we see him The next time we see him
130 00:03:56,756 00:03:58,395 certainly cannot be as you're walking down the aisle. certainly cannot be as you're walking down the aisle.
131 00:03:58,425 00:04:00,725 Well, there's time before... No, there's not. Well, there's time before... No, there's not.
132 00:04:00,765 00:04:02,725 Your father goes out of town every other week Your father goes out of town every other week
133 00:04:02,765 00:04:04,464 from now until the end of may, from now until the end of may,
134 00:04:04,494 00:04:06,194 I have functions every weekend... I have functions every weekend...
135 00:04:06,234 00:04:08,334 Two charity balls, the zoo auction, Two charity balls, the zoo auction,
136 00:04:08,364 00:04:10,134 the Hartford beautification project. the Hartford beautification project.
137 00:04:10,174 00:04:11,703 Your father and I bought a stretch of the highway. Your father and I bought a stretch of the highway.
138 00:04:11,733 00:04:13,603 Exit 36 through 38. Exit 36 through 38.
139 00:04:13,643 00:04:15,303 So there's literally no time left. So there's literally no time left.
140 00:04:15,343 00:04:17,472 It has to be Friday. Friday it is. It has to be Friday. Friday it is.
141 00:04:17,512 00:04:18,812 I don't know if Luke is available Friday. I don't know if Luke is available Friday.
142 00:04:18,842 00:04:20,612 Tell him he has to be. This is family. Tell him he has to be. This is family.
143 00:04:20,642 00:04:22,682 Yeah, but... he would say no to having dinner Yeah, but... he would say no to having dinner
144 00:04:22,712 00:04:24,711 with his future mother- and father-in-law? with his future mother- and father-in-law?
145 00:04:24,751 00:04:26,711 Is this really the kind of man you want in your life? Is this really the kind of man you want in your life?
146 00:04:26,751 00:04:28,351 Is this really the kind of man Is this really the kind of man
147 00:04:28,381 00:04:29,681 you want to be Rory's stepfather? you want to be Rory's stepfather?
148 00:04:29,721 00:04:31,520 Yeah, think of the kids. Yeah, think of the kids.
149 00:04:31,550 00:04:33,290 Luke is not saying no. You are? Luke is not saying no. You are?
150 00:04:33,320 00:04:34,660 No, I'm not saying no, either. No, I'm not saying no, either.
151 00:04:34,690 00:04:36,160 So no one's saying no. Right. So no one's saying no. Right.
152 00:04:36,190 00:04:37,729 So you're saying yes. Yes. So you're saying yes. Yes.
153 00:04:37,759 00:04:40,229 Good. I'll pick up some "save the date" cards tomorrow. Good. I'll pick up some "save the date" cards tomorrow.
154 00:04:40,259 00:04:41,529 Do you want a color? Do you want a color?
155 00:04:41,559 00:04:43,168 Because I think white is the best choice. Because I think white is the best choice.
156 00:04:43,198 00:04:47,738 5, 4, 3, 2... 5, 4, 3, 2...
157 00:04:47,768 00:04:51,437 ♪ if you're out on the road ♪ ♪ if you're out on the road ♪
158 00:04:51,467 00:04:56,536 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
159 00:04:56,576 00:05:00,446 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
160 00:05:00,476 00:05:04,785 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
161 00:05:04,815 00:05:09,584 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
162 00:05:09,614 00:05:13,254 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
163 00:05:13,294 00:05:15,893 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
164 00:05:15,923 00:05:18,493 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
165 00:05:18,523 00:05:22,592 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
166 00:05:22,632 00:05:27,632 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
167 00:05:27,672 00:05:30,771 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
168 00:05:30,801 00:05:33,811 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
169 00:05:33,841 00:05:36,740 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
170 00:05:36,770 00:05:38,740 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
171 00:05:42,379 00:05:44,279 have you noticed have you noticed
172 00:05:44,319 00:05:45,919 that anything in a red-wine reduction sauce that anything in a red-wine reduction sauce
173 00:05:45,949 00:05:47,519 leaves you hungry 20 minutes later? leaves you hungry 20 minutes later?
174 00:05:47,549 00:05:49,318 Rory: Especially if you don't eat it. Rory: Especially if you don't eat it.
175 00:05:49,348 00:05:50,918 Did my parents eat exceptionally slowly tonight? Did my parents eat exceptionally slowly tonight?
176 00:05:50,958 00:05:53,258 Yes. They did. Yes. They did.
177 00:05:53,288 00:05:55,927 My mother started on the white-meat portion of her game hen at 8:15 My mother started on the white-meat portion of her game hen at 8:15
178 00:05:55,957 00:05:57,897 and did not hit the drumstick till 10 of 9:00. and did not hit the drumstick till 10 of 9:00.
179 00:05:57,927 00:05:59,597 9:15! 9:15!
180 00:05:59,627 00:06:00,926 You've been in there an hour. What are you doing? You've been in there an hour. What are you doing?
181 00:06:00,966 00:06:02,466 Facial exercises. Facial exercises.
182 00:06:02,496 00:06:04,396 The younger I look, the younger you look. The younger I look, the younger you look.
183 00:06:04,436 00:06:05,896 Oh, good point. Oh, good point.
184 00:06:05,936 00:06:08,565 Hey, do we want the apple turnovers or the cherry? Hey, do we want the apple turnovers or the cherry?
185 00:06:08,605 00:06:09,935 Yes. Yes.
186 00:06:09,965 00:06:13,305 Hey, question... Where did June 3rd come from? Hey, question... Where did June 3rd come from?
187 00:06:13,345 00:06:14,544 What? What?
188 00:06:14,574 00:06:15,674 I thought there was no June 3rd. I thought there was no June 3rd.
189 00:06:15,704 00:06:17,344 No, there's a June 3rd. No, there's a June 3rd.
190 00:06:17,374 00:06:18,674 Just because we don't get married on a date Just because we don't get married on a date
191 00:06:18,714 00:06:19,974 doesn't make it cease to exist. doesn't make it cease to exist.
192 00:06:20,014 00:06:22,343 You know what I mean. I was on the spot. You know what I mean. I was on the spot.
193 00:06:22,383 00:06:24,253 I just didn't want to go through the whole I just didn't want to go through the whole
194 00:06:24,283 00:06:25,713 "the wedding was postponed" explanation. "the wedding was postponed" explanation.
195 00:06:25,753 00:06:26,752 Why not? Why not?
196 00:06:26,782 00:06:27,982 Because that would lead Because that would lead
197 00:06:28,022 00:06:29,682 to the "what happened?" Conversation, to the "what happened?" Conversation,
198 00:06:29,722 00:06:31,992 which would lead to the "I told you so" conversation which would lead to the "I told you so" conversation
199 00:06:32,022 00:06:33,691 and the "what is wrong with you" and the "what is wrong with you"
200 00:06:33,721 00:06:34,991 "that you can't close the deal?" Conversation, "that you can't close the deal?" Conversation,
201 00:06:35,021 00:06:36,521 which would lead which would lead
202 00:06:36,561 00:06:38,261 to the "why is Lorelai slamming her head" to the "why is Lorelai slamming her head"
203 00:06:38,291 00:06:39,730 against the wall?" Conversation. against the wall?" Conversation.
204 00:06:39,760 00:06:41,330 So I just said June 3rd. So I just said June 3rd.
205 00:06:41,360 00:06:43,300 It could still happen, and if it doesn't, It could still happen, and if it doesn't,
206 00:06:43,330 00:06:44,770 I'll blow up that bridge when we come to it. I'll blow up that bridge when we come to it.
207 00:06:44,800 00:06:46,269 I get it. Thank you. I get it. Thank you.
208 00:06:46,299 00:06:47,369 Those new sweats? Yep, just came out. Those new sweats? Yep, just came out.
209 00:06:47,399 00:06:48,469 Did you get some for mommy? Did you get some for mommy?
210 00:06:48,499 00:06:49,699 You want some Yale sweats? You want some Yale sweats?
211 00:06:49,739 00:06:51,469 No, no, not me, your other mommy, No, no, not me, your other mommy,
212 00:06:51,509 00:06:52,938 the one who raised you and fed you the one who raised you and fed you
213 00:06:52,968 00:06:54,978 and stayed up with you when you had the measles. and stayed up with you when you had the measles.
214 00:06:55,008 00:06:55,938 I already put them in your room. I already put them in your room.
215 00:06:55,978 00:06:57,548 Excellent! Excellent!
216 00:06:57,578 00:06:59,377 To cleanse your palate. Thank you. To cleanse your palate. Thank you.
217 00:06:59,407 00:07:00,647 Let's go. Let's go.
218 00:07:02,617 00:07:04,787 Hey, you know who also might like a sweatshirt? Hey, you know who also might like a sweatshirt?
219 00:07:04,817 00:07:07,016 They don't make them for dogs. I already asked. They don't make them for dogs. I already asked.
220 00:07:07,046 00:07:09,756 I did not mean Paul anka. He's a Princeton man, anyhow. I did not mean Paul anka. He's a Princeton man, anyhow.
221 00:07:09,786 00:07:11,026 Nice loyalty. Nice loyalty.
222 00:07:11,056 00:07:12,525 I think Christopher might like one. I think Christopher might like one.
223 00:07:12,555 00:07:13,855 Dad? Really? Dad? Really?
224 00:07:13,895 00:07:15,455 Yeah, he's paying your tuition now. Yeah, he's paying your tuition now.
225 00:07:15,495 00:07:16,795 It might be a nice gesture. It might be a nice gesture.
226 00:07:16,825 00:07:18,395 Yeah, sure, I could do that. Yeah, sure, I could do that.
227 00:07:18,425 00:07:19,724 Cool. "Solaris"? Cool. "Solaris"?
228 00:07:19,764 00:07:21,494 No, not again. No, not again.
229 00:07:21,534 00:07:22,734 I'm telling you, there's a story in there somewhere. I'm telling you, there's a story in there somewhere.
230 00:07:22,764 00:07:24,364 Yeah, the story is you Yeah, the story is you
231 00:07:24,404 00:07:26,363 calling yourself Mrs. Clooney for 2 1/2 hours. calling yourself Mrs. Clooney for 2 1/2 hours.
232 00:07:26,403 00:07:27,733 Have you heard from him lately? Have you heard from him lately?
233 00:07:27,773 00:07:29,273 George? Yes, last night. George? Yes, last night.
234 00:07:29,303 00:07:30,703 The Oscar buzz is really getting to him. The Oscar buzz is really getting to him.
235 00:07:30,743 00:07:32,502 I'm talking about your dad. No. I'm talking about your dad. No.
236 00:07:32,542 00:07:33,872 Huh. What? Huh. What?
237 00:07:33,912 00:07:35,672 Nothing. He's just been very quiet lately. Nothing. He's just been very quiet lately.
238 00:07:35,712 00:07:37,482 So? So it's weird. So? So it's weird.
239 00:07:37,512 00:07:39,641 Pops up and then disappears again... that's never good. Pops up and then disappears again... that's never good.
240 00:07:39,681 00:07:41,651 Unless he's a groundhog. Maybe dad's a groundhog. Unless he's a groundhog. Maybe dad's a groundhog.
241 00:07:41,681 00:07:42,881 I wonder what he's up to. I wonder what he's up to.
242 00:07:42,911 00:07:44,451 Maybe he's just busy with work. Maybe he's just busy with work.
243 00:07:44,481 00:07:46,050 No, I don't buy it. No, I don't buy it.
244 00:07:46,080 00:07:48,450 Maybe he's just doing what he promised he would do. Maybe he's just doing what he promised he would do.
245 00:07:48,490 00:07:49,490 What's that? What's that?
246 00:07:49,520 00:07:50,760 He's putting up the money He's putting up the money
247 00:07:50,790 00:07:52,419 and staying out of everything else. and staying out of everything else.
248 00:07:52,459 00:07:54,759 Hmm. Well, that was the agreement, wasn't it? Hmm. Well, that was the agreement, wasn't it?
249 00:07:54,789 00:07:55,859 Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
250 00:07:55,889 00:07:57,329 Huh. Huh.
251 00:07:57,359 00:07:59,928 Maybe he is just doing what we agreed to. Maybe he is just doing what we agreed to.
252 00:07:59,958 00:08:01,068 So UN-Christopher of him. So UN-Christopher of him.
253 00:08:01,098 00:08:02,628 People change, People change,
254 00:08:02,668 00:08:04,837 and then they get a nice sweatshirt as a treat. and then they get a nice sweatshirt as a treat.
255 00:08:04,867 00:08:06,537 Good for him. Yep. Good for him. Yep.
256 00:08:06,567 00:08:07,707 Hey, "bullets over Broadway." Hey, "bullets over Broadway."
257 00:08:07,737 00:08:08,737 "Don't speak." "Don't speak."
258 00:08:08,767 00:08:10,307 If only. [ Gasps ] If only. [ Gasps ]
259 00:08:10,337 00:08:12,606 Hey, you like me. Remember that. Hey, you like me. Remember that.
260 00:08:12,636 00:08:14,706 Why don't you invite him to Yale for lunch, Why don't you invite him to Yale for lunch,
261 00:08:14,746 00:08:17,005 show him around the campus, make him feel daddy-ish? show him around the campus, make him feel daddy-ish?
262 00:08:17,045 00:08:19,575 You think he'd like that? I think he'd love that. You think he'd like that? I think he'd love that.
263 00:08:19,615 00:08:21,045 Okay. I'll call him tomorrow. Okay. I'll call him tomorrow.
264 00:08:21,085 00:08:22,945 Just don't take him to the library. Just don't take him to the library.
265 00:08:22,985 00:08:24,954 Mom. Don't show him all your classes. Mom. Don't show him all your classes.
266 00:08:24,984 00:08:27,554 Don't make him touch the toe. This is my tour. Don't make him touch the toe. This is my tour.
267 00:08:27,584 00:08:29,784 I'm just saying, if he passes out from boredom, I'm just saying, if he passes out from boredom,
268 00:08:29,824 00:08:32,053 he's gonna be a lot harder to drag around campus than I was. he's gonna be a lot harder to drag around campus than I was.
269 00:08:32,093 00:08:33,863 Seriously, don't speak. Seriously, don't speak.
270 00:08:38,732 00:08:40,332 How about we call her cellphone How about we call her cellphone
271 00:08:40,362 00:08:41,532 and make up some kind of emergency? and make up some kind of emergency?
272 00:08:41,562 00:08:42,901 Would that work? Would that work?
273 00:08:44,071 00:08:45,571 Okay, hit me with it. Okay, hit me with it.
274 00:08:45,601 00:08:46,901 Big shock, it's about Paris. Big shock, it's about Paris.
275 00:08:46,931 00:08:48,671 What did she do now? What did she do now?
276 00:08:48,701 00:08:50,100 Nothing, it's what's been done to her. Nothing, it's what's been done to her.
277 00:08:50,140 00:08:51,910 The howell Raines-ing is complete. The howell Raines-ing is complete.
278 00:08:51,940 00:08:53,410 She's out? She's out?
279 00:08:53,440 00:08:55,640 The board has spoken. More like screamed. The board has spoken. More like screamed.
280 00:08:55,680 00:08:57,809 Oh, boy. How did she take it? She hasn't. Oh, boy. How did she take it? She hasn't.
281 00:08:57,849 00:09:00,719 She won't come out of her bunker. She's been in there for hours. She won't come out of her bunker. She's been in there for hours.
282 00:09:00,749 00:09:03,078 Even Hitler came out every once in a while to walk his dog. Even Hitler came out every once in a while to walk his dog.
283 00:09:03,118 00:09:05,388 I interrupted her highness while she was on the phone I interrupted her highness while she was on the phone
284 00:09:05,418 00:09:08,688 and got a 5,000-word lecture on Robert's rules of order. and got a 5,000-word lecture on Robert's rules of order.
285 00:09:08,718 00:09:10,017 Well, she's got to be told. Well, she's got to be told.
286 00:09:10,057 00:09:11,527 She's got to come out. She's got to come out.
287 00:09:11,557 00:09:13,127 Tear gas! Where can we find tear gas? Tear gas! Where can we find tear gas?
288 00:09:13,157 00:09:14,927 Or we could set off the fire alarm. Or we could set off the fire alarm.
289 00:09:14,957 00:09:17,796 Stand down, everyone. I'll tell her. Really? Stand down, everyone. I'll tell her. Really?
290 00:09:17,826 00:09:19,926 It's probably better that the person delivering the news It's probably better that the person delivering the news
291 00:09:19,966 00:09:22,435 doesn't chuckle with glee while doing it, bill. doesn't chuckle with glee while doing it, bill.
292 00:09:22,465 00:09:24,365 [ Chuckling ] I would not chuckle while doing it. [ Chuckling ] I would not chuckle while doing it.
293 00:09:24,405 00:09:26,365 Oh, my god, that was completely inadvertent. Oh, my god, that was completely inadvertent.
294 00:09:26,405 00:09:28,604 All right, I'm going in. All right, I'm going in.
295 00:09:28,634 00:09:30,404 I know, Mr. Weisner. It was a complete screw-up. I know, Mr. Weisner. It was a complete screw-up.
296 00:09:30,444 00:09:31,644 Here's what happened... Here's what happened...
297 00:09:31,674 00:09:33,144 Your ad ran with the phone number Your ad ran with the phone number
298 00:09:33,174 00:09:35,413 of the beauty-supply-store ad from the next page. of the beauty-supply-store ad from the next page.
299 00:09:35,443 00:09:37,943 That's why you're getting calls about hair gel and moisturizers. That's why you're getting calls about hair gel and moisturizers.
300 00:09:37,983 00:09:40,083 Anyway, I really want you to rest easy, Anyway, I really want you to rest easy,
301 00:09:40,113 00:09:41,952 and I hope this does not interfere and I hope this does not interfere
302 00:09:41,982 00:09:43,622 with any financial contributions with any financial contributions
303 00:09:43,652 00:09:45,552 that you've been generous enough to promise. that you've been generous enough to promise.
304 00:09:45,582 00:09:48,891 All right? Thank you. Bye. All right? Thank you. Bye.
305 00:09:48,921 00:09:50,621 This job is 24/7. Yeah. This job is 24/7. Yeah.
306 00:09:50,661 00:09:52,161 It's not enough to put out a daily paper It's not enough to put out a daily paper
307 00:09:52,191 00:09:54,730 without having to dodge complaints without having to dodge complaints
308 00:09:54,760 00:09:57,630 from uppity alumni calling over every little mistake. from uppity alumni calling over every little mistake.
309 00:09:57,660 00:09:59,760 Weisner threatened to withhold money Weisner threatened to withhold money
310 00:09:59,800 00:10:01,029 he had already pledged for the new computers he had already pledged for the new computers
311 00:10:01,069 00:10:02,829 because his ad was messed up. because his ad was messed up.
312 00:10:02,869 00:10:04,139 Can he even do that? Can he even do that?
313 00:10:04,169 00:10:05,569 I don't know. I don't know.
314 00:10:05,599 00:10:06,839 Do you want some soup? Do you want some soup?
315 00:10:06,869 00:10:08,538 There's no ventilation in here. There's no ventilation in here.
316 00:10:08,568 00:10:10,168 I'm careful. Right. I'm careful. Right.
317 00:10:10,208 00:10:13,608 Uh, well, no, thank you. I just came in here to... Uh, well, no, thank you. I just came in here to...
318 00:10:13,647 00:10:16,507 I was just thinking... Yeah? I was just thinking... Yeah?
319 00:10:16,547 00:10:18,577 [ Sighs ] Five-plus years? [ Sighs ] Five-plus years?
320 00:10:18,617 00:10:20,116 Hmm. Hmm.
321 00:10:20,146 00:10:22,116 That we've known each other, that we've been friends. That we've known each other, that we've been friends.
322 00:10:22,146 00:10:23,416 Five-plus. Five-plus.
323 00:10:23,456 00:10:24,686 That long? Wow. That long? Wow.
324 00:10:24,716 00:10:25,956 Feels like forever ago to me... Feels like forever ago to me...
325 00:10:25,986 00:10:27,525 Chilton, the day we met, Chilton, the day we met,
326 00:10:27,555 00:10:29,925 just a couple of rosy-cheeked kids. just a couple of rosy-cheeked kids.
327 00:10:29,955 00:10:31,625 My face inflamed easily back then... My face inflamed easily back then...
328 00:10:31,655 00:10:33,424 Too many tomatoes and red peppers. Too many tomatoes and red peppers.
329 00:10:33,464 00:10:34,794 Got off to kind of a rocky start. Got off to kind of a rocky start.
330 00:10:34,824 00:10:36,464 We were competitors. We were competitors.
331 00:10:36,494 00:10:38,634 I get that from my mother. She's part viking. I get that from my mother. She's part viking.
332 00:10:38,664 00:10:41,563 But eventually we became pals, good pals, But eventually we became pals, good pals,
333 00:10:41,603 00:10:44,573 because we respected each other because we respected each other
334 00:10:44,603 00:10:47,902 and supported each other in good times and bad. and supported each other in good times and bad.
335 00:10:47,942 00:10:49,742 Did I open this can today or yesterday? Did I open this can today or yesterday?
336 00:10:49,772 00:10:51,442 This is a not-so-good time, Paris. This is a not-so-good time, Paris.
337 00:10:51,472 00:10:52,941 I know. I know.
338 00:10:52,971 00:10:55,011 If the hurricanes don't kill us, the bird flu will. If the hurricanes don't kill us, the bird flu will.
339 00:10:55,041 00:10:57,981 I mean for you, here, at the paper. I mean for you, here, at the paper.
340 00:10:59,110 00:11:01,780 The board voted you out. The board voted you out.
341 00:11:01,820 00:11:03,690 Oh. Oh.
342 00:11:03,720 00:11:05,090 I see. I see.
343 00:11:08,119 00:11:09,459 So it's over. So it's over.
344 00:11:09,489 00:11:10,659 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
345 00:11:10,689 00:11:13,758 I just found out. I'm so sorry. I just found out. I'm so sorry.
346 00:11:13,798 00:11:15,728 Well, it's not like I didn't have a clue Well, it's not like I didn't have a clue
347 00:11:15,758 00:11:17,568 that that was a possibility. that that was a possibility.
348 00:11:17,598 00:11:19,597 It has been pretty tense around here. It has been pretty tense around here.
349 00:11:19,627 00:11:22,667 So, are they all out there excitedly awaiting my perp walk? So, are they all out there excitedly awaiting my perp walk?
350 00:11:22,697 00:11:24,537 Oh, who cares? Who cares about them? Oh, who cares? Who cares about them?
351 00:11:24,567 00:11:25,706 You don't perp walk. You don't perp walk.
352 00:11:25,736 00:11:27,106 You're Paris geller. You walk tall. You're Paris geller. You walk tall.
353 00:11:27,136 00:11:28,736 You're better than all of them. You're better than all of them.
354 00:11:28,776 00:11:29,976 Really? Definitely. Really? Definitely.
355 00:11:30,006 00:11:31,945 And this job, Paris, being editor... And this job, Paris, being editor...
356 00:11:31,975 00:11:33,745 You don't need this, this hassle. You don't need this, this hassle.
357 00:11:33,775 00:11:35,645 You're gonna be a doctor. Surgeon. You're gonna be a doctor. Surgeon.
358 00:11:35,675 00:11:36,715 And a lawyer. Judge. And a lawyer. Judge.
359 00:11:36,745 00:11:38,014 That's a hell of a workload. That's a hell of a workload.
360 00:11:38,044 00:11:39,644 And the workload here, the indignities, And the workload here, the indignities,
361 00:11:39,684 00:11:41,784 smoothing the ruffled feathers of advertisers, smoothing the ruffled feathers of advertisers,
362 00:11:41,814 00:11:43,654 covering sports as if they matter... covering sports as if they matter...
363 00:11:43,684 00:11:45,523 You're exhausted, Paris, You're exhausted, Paris,
364 00:11:45,553 00:11:47,623 stretched thin, eating soup out of a can. stretched thin, eating soup out of a can.
365 00:11:47,653 00:11:48,893 Soup I don't even like. Soup I don't even like.
366 00:11:48,923 00:11:50,523 This might not be such a bad thing, This might not be such a bad thing,
367 00:11:50,563 00:11:51,562 leaving this job, huh? leaving this job, huh?
368 00:11:51,592 00:11:52,692 I am pretty tired. I am pretty tired.
369 00:11:52,722 00:11:54,692 You even look a little relieved. You even look a little relieved.
370 00:11:54,732 00:11:56,762 And I'll be damned if I'm gonna give those people a perp walk. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna give those people a perp walk.
371 00:11:56,792 00:11:58,001 Good. Good attitude. Good. Good attitude.
372 00:11:58,031 00:11:59,201 Let's get out of this spider hole Let's get out of this spider hole
373 00:11:59,231 00:12:00,231 and take care of this right now. and take care of this right now.
374 00:12:00,261 00:12:01,931 I am with you, friend. I am with you, friend.
375 00:12:01,971 00:12:03,071 You better shut off the hot plate. You better shut off the hot plate.
376 00:12:03,101 00:12:04,100 Right. Right.
377 00:12:07,270 00:12:09,910 Everyone, I have a little announcement, Everyone, I have a little announcement,
378 00:12:09,940 00:12:12,539 so if you could gather around, please. so if you could gather around, please.
379 00:12:12,579 00:12:13,979 We have an issue. We have an issue.
380 00:12:14,009 00:12:15,849 You see, it has become increasingly apparent You see, it has become increasingly apparent
381 00:12:15,879 00:12:19,018 that I have become the story here at the Yale daily news that I have become the story here at the Yale daily news
382 00:12:19,048 00:12:21,788 and that I have overshadowed our journalistic efforts. and that I have overshadowed our journalistic efforts.
383 00:12:21,818 00:12:23,917 Well, I don't want to be the story at my own newspaper, Well, I don't want to be the story at my own newspaper,
384 00:12:23,957 00:12:25,857 because then I'd be Judith Miller, because then I'd be Judith Miller,
385 00:12:25,887 00:12:27,687 and I'd have to wear my bangs too long and I'd have to wear my bangs too long
386 00:12:27,727 00:12:29,587 and overdo my lipstick, and I don't want that. and overdo my lipstick, and I don't want that.
387 00:12:29,627 00:12:30,996 I want to remain me. I want to remain me.
388 00:12:31,026 00:12:32,896 So I am tendering my resignation So I am tendering my resignation
389 00:12:32,926 00:12:35,696 as editor in chief effective immediately. as editor in chief effective immediately.
390 00:12:35,726 00:12:38,265 In closing, I'd like to state that the Yale daily news In closing, I'd like to state that the Yale daily news
391 00:12:38,295 00:12:41,205 has overcome numerous obstacles in its August history has overcome numerous obstacles in its August history
392 00:12:41,235 00:12:43,034 and that it will easily overcome this. and that it will easily overcome this.
393 00:12:43,064 00:12:44,834 My resignation will be a loss, My resignation will be a loss,
394 00:12:44,874 00:12:46,904 but it will be a loss the daily news can survive, but it will be a loss the daily news can survive,
395 00:12:46,934 00:12:50,643 and it is a loss it must survive. and it is a loss it must survive.
396 00:12:50,673 00:12:52,973 Good night and good luck. Good night and good luck.
397 00:13:01,582 00:13:02,981 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
398 00:13:08,720 00:13:10,890 [ Sighs ] I don't want to go. [ Sighs ] I don't want to go.
399 00:13:10,930 00:13:12,990 Of course you don't. Your parents are not warm people. Of course you don't. Your parents are not warm people.
400 00:13:13,030 00:13:14,800 They were extras in "march of the penguins." They were extras in "march of the penguins."
401 00:13:14,830 00:13:16,899 Maybe we could skip the drinks, have the dinner, and be done. Maybe we could skip the drinks, have the dinner, and be done.
402 00:13:16,929 00:13:19,029 Luke, you don't skip the one activity Luke, you don't skip the one activity
403 00:13:19,069 00:13:21,239 that makes the rest of the evening miraculously tolerable. that makes the rest of the evening miraculously tolerable.
404 00:13:21,269 00:13:23,138 The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength.
405 00:13:23,168 00:13:24,708 The drinks get us drunk. The drinks get us drunk.
406 00:13:24,738 00:13:26,108 But they take forever, and then I got to sit there But they take forever, and then I got to sit there
407 00:13:26,138 00:13:29,707 and talk to your dad about stocks and literature and talk to your dad about stocks and literature
408 00:13:29,737 00:13:32,007 and watch it dawn on him for the umpteenth time and watch it dawn on him for the umpteenth time
409 00:13:32,047 00:13:34,117 that I don't know anything about stocks or literature. that I don't know anything about stocks or literature.
410 00:13:34,147 00:13:35,616 How many times can two people How many times can two people
411 00:13:35,646 00:13:37,316 have the same awful conversation? have the same awful conversation?
412 00:13:37,346 00:13:38,846 Just repeat after me... Just repeat after me...
413 00:13:38,886 00:13:40,586 "this is really great scotch, Richard." "this is really great scotch, Richard."
414 00:13:40,616 00:13:42,955 And then, of course, there's your mother, who hates me. And then, of course, there's your mother, who hates me.
415 00:13:42,985 00:13:44,925 All the more reason to get a little soused. All the more reason to get a little soused.
416 00:13:44,955 00:13:46,155 We can drink in the car. One of us has to drive. We can drink in the car. One of us has to drive.
417 00:13:46,185 00:13:47,754 Fine, you drink in the car, Fine, you drink in the car,
418 00:13:47,794 00:13:49,254 I'll take five quick shots in their driveway. I'll take five quick shots in their driveway.
419 00:13:49,294 00:13:51,264 Look, I want to get out of there as quickly as you do, Look, I want to get out of there as quickly as you do,
420 00:13:51,294 00:13:53,294 but we have to think a little more pragmatically. but we have to think a little more pragmatically.
421 00:13:53,324 00:13:54,893 So when the dessert comes, So when the dessert comes,
422 00:13:54,933 00:13:56,133 I will fake an attack of food poisoning, I will fake an attack of food poisoning,
423 00:13:56,163 00:13:57,803 and then you rush me to the car. and then you rush me to the car.
424 00:13:57,833 00:13:59,863 That's your solution? Uh-huh, yes. That's your solution? Uh-huh, yes.
425 00:13:59,903 00:14:01,902 Fake stomach pain is my specialty... Fake stomach pain is my specialty...
426 00:14:01,932 00:14:03,372 That and getting my fiancé That and getting my fiancé
427 00:14:03,402 00:14:05,302 to agree to horrible things he hates. to agree to horrible things he hates.
428 00:14:05,342 00:14:06,702 6:00? 6:00?
429 00:14:06,742 00:14:09,011 Wear something fetching. Wear something fetching.
430 00:14:09,041 00:14:10,681 What is Luke doing here? What is Luke doing here?
431 00:14:10,711 00:14:13,241 Oh, he's making a few minor repairs around the inn. Oh, he's making a few minor repairs around the inn.
432 00:14:13,281 00:14:14,880 What about the handyman? Parker? What about the handyman? Parker?
433 00:14:14,910 00:14:16,250 Yes. I thought we liked him. Yes. I thought we liked him.
434 00:14:16,280 00:14:17,950 We do, but Luke offered, We do, but Luke offered,
435 00:14:17,980 00:14:19,950 and he has his own tool belt, and the price was right. and he has his own tool belt, and the price was right.
436 00:14:19,980 00:14:21,719 Oh, really? No charge? Oh, really? No charge?
437 00:14:21,749 00:14:24,059 Well, I did have to give him a coupon Well, I did have to give him a coupon
438 00:14:24,089 00:14:25,659 for 100 free snuggles. for 100 free snuggles.
439 00:14:25,689 00:14:26,718 How adorable. How adorable.
440 00:14:26,758 00:14:28,288 Yeah, and to tell the truth, Yeah, and to tell the truth,
441 00:14:28,328 00:14:30,928 Parker always kind of turned up his nose at my snuggle bucks. Parker always kind of turned up his nose at my snuggle bucks.
442 00:14:30,958 00:14:33,027 So I guess this is how we're operating now. So I guess this is how we're operating now.
443 00:14:33,057 00:14:34,867 How's that? How's that?
444 00:14:34,897 00:14:36,297 We've dispensed with hiring professionals around here. We've dispensed with hiring professionals around here.
445 00:14:36,327 00:14:37,697 Maybe from now on, Maybe from now on,
446 00:14:37,737 00:14:39,237 my cousin gert can do our accounting. my cousin gert can do our accounting.
447 00:14:39,267 00:14:40,906 She's got her own calculator. She's got her own calculator.
448 00:14:40,936 00:14:42,366 He's not performing open-heart surgery, Michel. He's not performing open-heart surgery, Michel.
449 00:14:42,406 00:14:44,176 He's just fixing a few things, for free, He's just fixing a few things, for free,
450 00:14:44,206 00:14:45,776 saving me a little money saving me a little money
451 00:14:45,806 00:14:47,805 so I can do crazy things like pay people's salary so I can do crazy things like pay people's salary
452 00:14:47,845 00:14:49,105 and heat the place. and heat the place.
453 00:14:49,145 00:14:50,775 Well, he's not doing a very good job. Well, he's not doing a very good job.
454 00:14:50,815 00:14:53,274 That key rack is protruding way too far out. That key rack is protruding way too far out.
455 00:14:53,314 00:14:55,144 It's going to wreak havoc on my French cuffs It's going to wreak havoc on my French cuffs
456 00:14:55,184 00:14:56,844 every time I reach for a key. every time I reach for a key.
457 00:14:56,884 00:14:58,354 Tell him how you like the hooks. Tell him how you like the hooks.
458 00:14:58,384 00:15:00,723 Oh, I'm supposed to just follow him around all day, Oh, I'm supposed to just follow him around all day,
459 00:15:00,753 00:15:02,053 correcting his every mistake? correcting his every mistake?
460 00:15:02,083 00:15:03,693 Absurd. Absurd.
461 00:15:03,723 00:15:05,223 We will sit down and make a detailed list We will sit down and make a detailed list
462 00:15:05,253 00:15:07,252 of everything we need done, and he can consult that. of everything we need done, and he can consult that.
463 00:15:07,292 00:15:08,962 Luke does not need a list. Luke does not need a list.
464 00:15:08,992 00:15:11,232 What do you mean? We always gave Parker a list. What do you mean? We always gave Parker a list.
465 00:15:11,262 00:15:12,961 Luke's got a sixth sense about these things. Luke's got a sixth sense about these things.
466 00:15:12,991 00:15:15,031 He can spot a loose screw from across the room. He can spot a loose screw from across the room.
467 00:15:15,061 00:15:17,001 He can sense when something needs to be fixed He can sense when something needs to be fixed
468 00:15:17,031 00:15:18,800 before it's even broken... It's spooky. before it's even broken... It's spooky.
469 00:15:18,830 00:15:20,700 Well, I will do a quick walk-through with him, Well, I will do a quick walk-through with him,
470 00:15:20,740 00:15:22,370 just to make sure his magical powers are working. just to make sure his magical powers are working.
471 00:15:22,400 00:15:24,070 Michel, there's no need for that. Michel, there's no need for that.
472 00:15:24,110 00:15:25,809 You've got plenty to handle with all the guests, You've got plenty to handle with all the guests,
473 00:15:25,839 00:15:27,009 and Luke's got it covered. and Luke's got it covered.
474 00:15:27,039 00:15:28,879 Left my sandpaper in the library. Left my sandpaper in the library.
475 00:15:28,909 00:15:30,409 It must be nice to have a man It must be nice to have a man
476 00:15:30,439 00:15:33,048 who isn't ashamed of his own natural body odor. who isn't ashamed of his own natural body odor.
477 00:15:36,078 00:15:38,387 Come on. I'm trying to be accurate. Come on. I'm trying to be accurate.
478 00:15:38,417 00:15:40,687 There are no hanging chads, bill. There are no hanging chads, bill.
479 00:15:40,717 00:15:42,017 Give us the count. Give us the count.
480 00:15:42,057 00:15:44,686 Okay, we've got 16 votes for Casey, Okay, we've got 16 votes for Casey,
481 00:15:44,726 00:15:47,026 18 for Andrew, and 9 for Cathy. 18 for Andrew, and 9 for Cathy.
482 00:15:47,056 00:15:48,826 I can't do this anymore! I can't do this anymore!
483 00:15:48,856 00:15:50,056 We're never going to get a majority! We're never going to get a majority!
484 00:15:50,096 00:15:51,295 Let's just not have an editor. Let's just not have an editor.
485 00:15:51,325 00:15:52,765 We can run the paper by committee. We can run the paper by committee.
486 00:15:52,795 00:15:54,265 No one said this was going to be easy. No one said this was going to be easy.
487 00:15:54,295 00:15:55,995 It's been three days of voting. It's been three days of voting.
488 00:15:56,035 00:15:57,864 That's not an election, that's a sentence. That's not an election, that's a sentence.
489 00:15:57,904 00:15:58,934 Maybe we should take a break. Maybe we should take a break.
490 00:15:58,964 00:16:00,434 No. No breaks. No. No breaks.
491 00:16:00,464 00:16:02,334 This isn't est. We get to leave. This isn't est. We get to leave.
492 00:16:02,374 00:16:04,903 Maybe we should send out for coffee. Who wants coffee? Maybe we should send out for coffee. Who wants coffee?
493 00:16:04,943 00:16:07,373 No way! I'm so wired, I'm jumping out of my skin! No way! I'm so wired, I'm jumping out of my skin!
494 00:16:07,403 00:16:09,273 We have three candidates and no consensus. We have three candidates and no consensus.
495 00:16:09,313 00:16:11,012 We're never getting out of here. We're never getting out of here.
496 00:16:11,042 00:16:12,282 We need a new name. I agree. We need a new name. I agree.
497 00:16:12,312 00:16:13,312 We're not getting anywhere. We're not getting anywhere.
498 00:16:13,342 00:16:14,182 How about Gilmore? How about Gilmore?
499 00:16:14,212 00:16:15,082 I like that name. I like that name.
500 00:16:15,112 00:16:16,312 I like that name. I like that name.
501 00:16:16,352 00:16:18,221 Whoa, hey, I didn't mean my name. Whoa, hey, I didn't mean my name.
502 00:16:18,251 00:16:20,421 I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Andrew. Sorry, Andrew. I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Andrew. Sorry, Andrew.
503 00:16:20,451 00:16:21,991 And I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Cathy. And I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Cathy.
504 00:16:22,021 00:16:23,220 Sorry, Cathy. Sorry, Cathy.
505 00:16:23,250 00:16:24,920 And I'd vote for anybody over Casey And I'd vote for anybody over Casey
506 00:16:24,960 00:16:26,820 because Casey's an idiot and didn't even show up. because Casey's an idiot and didn't even show up.
507 00:16:26,860 00:16:28,460 He's in the back. Sorry, Casey. He's in the back. Sorry, Casey.
508 00:16:28,490 00:16:29,989 Got a statement, Gilmore? Got a statement, Gilmore?
509 00:16:30,029 00:16:31,359 No, um... No, um...
510 00:16:31,399 00:16:33,199 I'd just like to say I'm flattered, I'd just like to say I'm flattered,
511 00:16:33,229 00:16:35,029 and you're very kind. and you're very kind.
512 00:16:35,069 00:16:38,138 Um, I did miss that semester, so seniority's a question. Um, I did miss that semester, so seniority's a question.
513 00:16:38,168 00:16:40,168 We're past taking seniority into account. We're past taking seniority into account.
514 00:16:40,198 00:16:42,038 You totally bailed us out that night. You totally bailed us out that night.
515 00:16:42,068 00:16:43,937 The paper wouldn't have gone out if it weren't for you. The paper wouldn't have gone out if it weren't for you.
516 00:16:43,977 00:16:45,377 What's your hesitation? Is it Paris? What's your hesitation? Is it Paris?
517 00:16:45,407 00:16:47,337 No, I'm not hesitating because of Paris. No, I'm not hesitating because of Paris.
518 00:16:47,377 00:16:49,047 Then why are you hesitating? Then why are you hesitating?
519 00:16:49,077 00:16:51,146 I'm not. I accept the nomination. I'm not. I accept the nomination.
520 00:16:51,176 00:16:53,076 Please tell me we don't have to debate this. Please tell me we don't have to debate this.
521 00:16:53,116 00:16:56,115 What's the debate? She's feeling pretty consensus-y to me. What's the debate? She's feeling pretty consensus-y to me.
522 00:16:56,145 00:16:57,345 All right. All those in favor All right. All those in favor
523 00:16:57,385 00:16:59,455 of Rory Gilmore as editor, say aye. of Rory Gilmore as editor, say aye.
524 00:16:59,485 00:17:00,955 Together: Aye! Together: Aye!
525 00:17:00,985 00:17:03,924 Sounds consensus-y to me. Congratulations. Sounds consensus-y to me. Congratulations.
526 00:17:03,954 00:17:06,524 Thank you, everyone. I won't let you down. Thank you, everyone. I won't let you down.
527 00:17:06,554 00:17:08,823 This is part two of the financial-aid feature. This is part two of the financial-aid feature.
528 00:17:08,863 00:17:10,763 We need your okay before going to layout. We need your okay before going to layout.
529 00:17:10,793 00:17:12,233 Good. I loved part one, by the way. Good. I loved part one, by the way.
530 00:17:12,263 00:17:13,903 Thanks. A.p. Pieces. Thanks. A.p. Pieces.
531 00:17:13,933 00:17:15,302 We may need more filler than usual today. We may need more filler than usual today.
532 00:17:15,332 00:17:17,032 Good. Thanks, Sheila. Good. Thanks, Sheila.
533 00:17:17,062 00:17:18,972 These should probably come first... photo approvals. These should probably come first... photo approvals.
534 00:17:19,002 00:17:20,332 Thanks, joanie. And let Derek know Thanks, joanie. And let Derek know
535 00:17:20,372 00:17:22,071 that I'm gonna need some space in editorial. that I'm gonna need some space in editorial.
536 00:17:22,101 00:17:24,141 I want to write a little note from me to the readers. I want to write a little note from me to the readers.
537 00:17:24,171 00:17:25,311 Will do. Will do.
538 00:17:33,880 00:17:35,079 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
539 00:17:40,089 00:17:41,458 Ow. Ow.
540 00:17:49,127 00:17:50,897 Paris! Paris!
541 00:17:50,927 00:17:53,227 Doyle! Someone! Doyle! Someone!
542 00:17:53,267 00:17:55,236 You dare show your face? You dare show your face?
543 00:17:55,266 00:17:57,096 What is my stuff doing out here? What is my stuff doing out here?
544 00:17:57,136 00:18:00,106 I'll prorate the utilities from the time of eviction... I'll prorate the utilities from the time of eviction...
545 00:18:00,136 00:18:02,175 3:47 P.M., the third day of February. 3:47 P.M., the third day of February.
546 00:18:02,205 00:18:04,375 Eviction? Paris, why are you doing this? Eviction? Paris, why are you doing this?
547 00:18:04,405 00:18:05,845 Don't you play dumb with me. Don't you play dumb with me.
548 00:18:05,875 00:18:07,144 Unchain the door. Unchain the door.
549 00:18:07,174 00:18:08,944 This chain is here for your protection. This chain is here for your protection.
550 00:18:08,974 00:18:10,984 Krav maga, baby. When my enemies approach, Krav maga, baby. When my enemies approach,
551 00:18:11,014 00:18:12,584 I'm trained to pounce... It's reflex. I'm trained to pounce... It's reflex.
552 00:18:12,614 00:18:14,453 Paris, I'm not your enemy. Oh, really? Paris, I'm not your enemy. Oh, really?
553 00:18:14,483 00:18:15,883 Enemies move in silence Enemies move in silence
554 00:18:15,913 00:18:17,453 and strike when their prey is weakest. and strike when their prey is weakest.
555 00:18:17,483 00:18:19,853 Pretty much sums you up, doesn't it, editor Gilmore? Pretty much sums you up, doesn't it, editor Gilmore?
556 00:18:19,883 00:18:21,452 That was not my doing. That was the board's. That was not my doing. That was the board's.
557 00:18:21,492 00:18:23,492 As if you didn't lobby for it. I didn't! As if you didn't lobby for it. I didn't!
558 00:18:23,522 00:18:25,522 That secret meeting weeks ago at the pub That secret meeting weeks ago at the pub
559 00:18:25,562 00:18:27,391 where you set the putsch in motion... what happened? where you set the putsch in motion... what happened?
560 00:18:27,421 00:18:29,131 There wasn't a beer hall available? There wasn't a beer hall available?
561 00:18:29,161 00:18:30,461 I did not set the putsch in motion. I did not set the putsch in motion.
562 00:18:30,491 00:18:31,601 I can't even spell "putsch." I can't even spell "putsch."
563 00:18:31,631 00:18:33,530 Nice spin. Take it to "k" street. Nice spin. Take it to "k" street.
564 00:18:33,560 00:18:36,030 I made you my number two, and it went to your head! I made you my number two, and it went to your head!
565 00:18:36,070 00:18:37,600 You can't just kick me out like this! You can't just kick me out like this!
566 00:18:37,630 00:18:39,999 There's a hallway full of crap that says otherwise! There's a hallway full of crap that says otherwise!
567 00:18:40,039 00:18:41,169 But we're friends. But we're friends.
568 00:18:41,209 00:18:42,409 We're not friends. We're not friends.
569 00:18:42,439 00:18:44,179 I understand why you're upset, I understand why you're upset,
570 00:18:44,209 00:18:45,609 but just let me in so I can explain. but just let me in so I can explain.
571 00:18:45,639 00:18:48,208 "Gee, Paris, what a horrible job being editor is. "Gee, Paris, what a horrible job being editor is.
572 00:18:48,248 00:18:49,508 "Who needs the headache? "Who needs the headache?
573 00:18:49,548 00:18:52,218 Remember chilton, Paris? All those good times." Remember chilton, Paris? All those good times."
574 00:18:52,248 00:18:53,987 Well, the good times are over! Well, the good times are over!
575 00:18:56,317 00:18:58,457 Here, this is yours, too. Here, this is yours, too.
576 00:19:04,196 00:19:06,155 Luke, can we talk for a minute? Luke, can we talk for a minute?
577 00:19:06,195 00:19:07,455 Yeah, what's up? Yeah, what's up?
578 00:19:07,495 00:19:10,525 I noticed your truck, your filthy green truck. I noticed your truck, your filthy green truck.
579 00:19:10,565 00:19:13,134 It's parked in guest parking. So? It's parked in guest parking. So?
580 00:19:13,164 00:19:15,464 So guest parking is for guests. So guest parking is for guests.
581 00:19:15,504 00:19:17,634 Filthy-green-truck parking is around the back, Filthy-green-truck parking is around the back,
582 00:19:17,664 00:19:19,373 on the dirt road, behind the shed. on the dirt road, behind the shed.
583 00:19:19,403 00:19:20,873 I'll be done in two minutes. I'll be done in two minutes.
584 00:19:20,903 00:19:22,073 Wonderful. Wonderful.
585 00:19:22,103 00:19:24,143 Now, about your hat. My hat? Now, about your hat. My hat?
586 00:19:24,173 00:19:25,512 I'd like you to remove it. I'd like you to remove it.
587 00:19:25,542 00:19:27,142 What for? You're indoors. What for? You're indoors.
588 00:19:27,172 00:19:29,012 Gentlemen don't wear hats indoors. Gentlemen don't wear hats indoors.
589 00:19:29,042 00:19:30,912 It's okay. I'm not much of a gentleman. It's okay. I'm not much of a gentleman.
590 00:19:30,952 00:19:33,411 Not if you persist in dressing like a "peanuts" character. Not if you persist in dressing like a "peanuts" character.
591 00:19:33,451 00:19:35,051 I'm not taking off my hat. I'm not taking off my hat.
592 00:19:35,081 00:19:37,481 Did you talk to a guest this morning? Huh? Did you talk to a guest this morning? Huh?
593 00:19:37,521 00:19:39,450 I thought I saw you talking to a guest. I thought I saw you talking to a guest.
594 00:19:39,490 00:19:41,290 I may have given someone directions. I may have given someone directions.
595 00:19:41,320 00:19:43,120 Well, don't do it again. You're not qualified. Well, don't do it again. You're not qualified.
596 00:19:43,160 00:19:44,459 I'm not qualified to tell somebody I'm not qualified to tell somebody
597 00:19:44,489 00:19:45,659 how to get to the post office? how to get to the post office?
598 00:19:45,689 00:19:46,959 No. No.
599 00:19:46,989 00:19:48,159 You are a diner owner You are a diner owner
600 00:19:48,199 00:19:50,099 and an amateur substitute handyman, and an amateur substitute handyman,
601 00:19:50,129 00:19:51,898 and that in no way qualifies you and that in no way qualifies you
602 00:19:51,928 00:19:53,128 to give directions to our guests. to give directions to our guests.
603 00:19:53,168 00:19:54,568 Why not? Why not?
604 00:19:54,598 00:19:57,937 Because that is my job, and you lack my people skills! Because that is my job, and you lack my people skills!
605 00:19:57,967 00:19:59,237 Go away, Michel. Go away, Michel.
606 00:19:59,267 00:20:02,307 Keep your voice down. The guests can hear. Keep your voice down. The guests can hear.
607 00:20:02,337 00:20:03,607 There isn't anyone down here. There isn't anyone down here.
608 00:20:03,637 00:20:05,576 But they are upstairs, and your voice carries! But they are upstairs, and your voice carries!
609 00:20:05,606 00:20:07,206 Hey, you're the one doing the yelling. Hey, you're the one doing the yelling.
610 00:20:07,246 00:20:09,216 I'm yelling because you are flouting the rules I'm yelling because you are flouting the rules
611 00:20:09,246 00:20:10,515 of this establishment... of this establishment...
612 00:20:10,545 00:20:12,115 Parking where you want, talking when you want, Parking where you want, talking when you want,
613 00:20:12,145 00:20:13,645 wearing what you want. wearing what you want.
614 00:20:13,685 00:20:17,014 And 20 minutes ago, I saw you eating a sandwich. So what? And 20 minutes ago, I saw you eating a sandwich. So what?
615 00:20:17,054 00:20:19,424 We don't let the help eat in front of the guests! We don't let the help eat in front of the guests!
616 00:20:19,454 00:20:21,954 The next time you eat, you do so in the kitchen... The next time you eat, you do so in the kitchen...
617 00:20:21,994 00:20:23,253 Or the barn! Or the barn!
618 00:20:23,293 00:20:24,393 I'm not gonna eat in the barn! I'm not gonna eat in the barn!
619 00:20:24,423 00:20:26,093 Parker ate in the barn. Parker ate in the barn.
620 00:20:26,123 00:20:29,563 Who's Parker? A wonderful, wonderful man. Who's Parker? A wonderful, wonderful man.
621 00:20:34,672 00:20:36,032 Logan: Hello? Logan: Hello?
622 00:20:36,072 00:20:37,231 There are no singles left. There are no singles left.
623 00:20:37,271 00:20:38,441 What do you mean "no singles"? What do you mean "no singles"?
624 00:20:38,471 00:20:39,971 I just talked to campus housing, I just talked to campus housing,
625 00:20:40,001 00:20:41,311 and there are no singles left at branford and there are no singles left at branford
626 00:20:41,341 00:20:43,470 or anywhere on campus, or anywhere on campus,
627 00:20:43,510 00:20:45,710 and the decent off-campus apartments are long gone. and the decent off-campus apartments are long gone.
628 00:20:45,740 00:20:47,440 The ones left make Paris and Doyle's place The ones left make Paris and Doyle's place
629 00:20:47,480 00:20:48,550 look like versailles. look like versailles.
630 00:20:48,580 00:20:50,249 Why do you need a place? Why do you need a place?
631 00:20:50,279 00:20:53,219 I got elected editor of the daily news. I got elected editor of the daily news.
632 00:20:53,249 00:20:54,989 What? You did? What? You did?
633 00:20:55,019 00:20:56,348 Yes. Yes.
634 00:20:56,388 00:20:58,288 Wow! Finally someone good running that place! Wow! Finally someone good running that place!
635 00:20:58,318 00:20:59,688 Someone great! You're gonna be great! Someone great! You're gonna be great!
636 00:20:59,718 00:21:02,087 Well, hot-plate Harriet took it very badly. Well, hot-plate Harriet took it very badly.
637 00:21:02,127 00:21:03,487 Who's that? Paris. Who's that? Paris.
638 00:21:03,527 00:21:05,657 She threw all my stuff out into the hallway, She threw all my stuff out into the hallway,
639 00:21:05,697 00:21:07,497 so I'm sitting here guarding it all so I'm sitting here guarding it all
640 00:21:07,527 00:21:08,966 until the movers get here. until the movers get here.
641 00:21:08,996 00:21:10,526 Oh, man. Paris, idiot. Oh, man. Paris, idiot.
642 00:21:10,566 00:21:13,466 My books look sad. Can books look sad? My books look sad. Can books look sad?
643 00:21:13,496 00:21:15,635 Look, we'll figure this out. You said you got movers? Look, we'll figure this out. You said you got movers?
644 00:21:15,665 00:21:16,665 Starving students. Starving students.
645 00:21:16,705 00:21:18,335 How starving can they be How starving can they be
646 00:21:18,375 00:21:20,235 if they can't come for five hours after you call? if they can't come for five hours after you call?
647 00:21:20,275 00:21:22,274 Plus, I heard the guy crunching on something during our call. Plus, I heard the guy crunching on something during our call.
648 00:21:22,304 00:21:23,544 Sounded like baked lay's. Sounded like baked lay's.
649 00:21:23,574 00:21:25,314 And you've got nowhere to go, right? And you've got nowhere to go, right?
650 00:21:25,344 00:21:26,444 Right-a-mundo. Right-a-mundo.
651 00:21:26,474 00:21:29,013 Well... You can move in with me. Well... You can move in with me.
652 00:21:29,043 00:21:30,513 What? What?
653 00:21:30,543 00:21:31,753 Move in with me. Paris' place is a hole anyway. Move in with me. Paris' place is a hole anyway.
654 00:21:31,783 00:21:33,183 I never liked that you lived there. I never liked that you lived there.
655 00:21:33,213 00:21:35,282 And that doo-wop group downstairs, And that doo-wop group downstairs,
656 00:21:35,322 00:21:37,282 I don't think they're an honest-to-goodness singing group. I don't think they're an honest-to-goodness singing group.
657 00:21:37,322 00:21:40,652 Logan, that's really sweet, but I can't move in with you. Logan, that's really sweet, but I can't move in with you.
658 00:21:40,692 00:21:42,361 Why not? You're here half the time anyway. Why not? You're here half the time anyway.
659 00:21:42,391 00:21:43,591 You've already got two dresser drawers, You've already got two dresser drawers,
660 00:21:43,621 00:21:45,431 and right now, for a limited time, and right now, for a limited time,
661 00:21:45,461 00:21:47,261 I'll throw in three more drawers and a set of ginsu knives. I'll throw in three more drawers and a set of ginsu knives.
662 00:21:47,291 00:21:48,700 Really? Really?
663 00:21:48,730 00:21:50,630 No. I have no idea where to get ginsu knives. No. I have no idea where to get ginsu knives.
664 00:21:50,660 00:21:52,300 It's kind of a big step, isn't it? It's kind of a big step, isn't it?
665 00:21:52,330 00:21:53,670 You need a place, I got the space. You need a place, I got the space.
666 00:21:53,700 00:21:55,239 Don't you think it'll be fun? Don't you think it'll be fun?
667 00:21:55,269 00:21:56,539 Fun? Come on, ace. Fun? Come on, ace.
668 00:21:56,569 00:21:58,239 You know what I mean. What do you say? You know what I mean. What do you say?
669 00:21:58,269 00:22:01,708 Well... I might need just one more drawer. Well... I might need just one more drawer.
670 00:22:01,738 00:22:04,148 I can put my socks in a shoe box under the bed. I can put my socks in a shoe box under the bed.
671 00:22:04,178 00:22:05,108 Is that a yes? Is that a yes?
672 00:22:05,148 00:22:06,348 I guess that's a yes. I guess that's a yes.
673 00:22:06,378 00:22:07,577 Good. I'm calling Colin and Finn. Good. I'm calling Colin and Finn.
674 00:22:07,607 00:22:08,647 They'll be right over. They'll be right over.
675 00:22:08,677 00:22:10,117 Okay. And no shoe boxes. Okay. And no shoe boxes.
676 00:22:10,147 00:22:11,547 You're getting those drawers. You're getting those drawers.
677 00:22:11,587 00:22:13,616 I'll take them. Wait, wait! I'll take them. Wait, wait!
678 00:22:13,646 00:22:15,356 Hold on, I've got to take this. Hold on, I've got to take this.
679 00:22:15,386 00:22:17,556 Okay, get past the hamper, veer left at the mirror. Okay, get past the hamper, veer left at the mirror.
680 00:22:17,586 00:22:20,085 Grab the large pipe on the wall to get yourself to the desk, Grab the large pipe on the wall to get yourself to the desk,
681 00:22:20,125 00:22:21,625 which you can then go over or under. which you can then go over or under.
682 00:22:21,655 00:22:22,595 I'll guide you from there. I'll guide you from there.
683 00:22:22,625 00:22:24,465 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
684 00:22:24,495 00:22:26,694 Got a little snack there, Michel? These are not a snack. Got a little snack there, Michel? These are not a snack.
685 00:22:26,724 00:22:29,194 They are my 12 daily walnuts. They are my 12 daily walnuts.
686 00:22:29,234 00:22:30,764 I hate to see you bingeing like this. I hate to see you bingeing like this.
687 00:22:30,794 00:22:32,404 And now I've lost count. And now I've lost count.
688 00:22:32,434 00:22:34,533 Let's talk about your little spat with Luke today. Let's talk about your little spat with Luke today.
689 00:22:34,573 00:22:35,703 What did he tell you? What did he tell you?
690 00:22:35,733 00:22:37,373 He said you yelled at him. He said you yelled at him.
691 00:22:37,403 00:22:39,342 Oh! [ Scoffs ] What a crybaby. Oh! [ Scoffs ] What a crybaby.
692 00:22:39,372 00:22:40,702 He's not a crybaby. He's not a crybaby.
693 00:22:40,742 00:22:42,272 He just doesn't like being screamed at He just doesn't like being screamed at
694 00:22:42,312 00:22:43,572 by people he's doing favors for. by people he's doing favors for.
695 00:22:43,612 00:22:45,542 Did you check his diaper? Did you check his diaper?
696 00:22:45,582 00:22:47,641 Maybe he's just upset because you forgot to change him today. Maybe he's just upset because you forgot to change him today.
697 00:22:47,681 00:22:48,811 Now who's a crybaby? Now who's a crybaby?
698 00:22:48,851 00:22:50,811 I used to yell at Parker all the time, I used to yell at Parker all the time,
699 00:22:50,851 00:22:52,780 and he never once came running to you. and he never once came running to you.
700 00:22:52,820 00:22:54,490 What is this thing with you and Parker? What is this thing with you and Parker?
701 00:22:54,520 00:22:55,820 Did he save your life in nam? Did he save your life in nam?
702 00:22:55,850 00:22:57,320 Parker is a professional. Parker is a professional.
703 00:22:57,350 00:23:00,159 Parker is a clumsy, forgetful, 65-year-old, Parker is a clumsy, forgetful, 65-year-old,
704 00:23:00,189 00:23:02,189 semi-lucid, not-that-handy handyman. semi-lucid, not-that-handy handyman.
705 00:23:02,229 00:23:04,499 Luke wears a hat indoors. So did Parker. Luke wears a hat indoors. So did Parker.
706 00:23:04,529 00:23:07,498 That was a wool-knit cap. It's completely different. That was a wool-knit cap. It's completely different.
707 00:23:07,528 00:23:08,798 So this is a hat thing? So this is a hat thing?
708 00:23:08,828 00:23:10,498 I just don't like Luke's system. I just don't like Luke's system.
709 00:23:10,528 00:23:12,537 He misses many things that needs to be fixed... He misses many things that needs to be fixed...
710 00:23:12,567 00:23:13,397 Many things. Many things.
711 00:23:13,437 00:23:14,667 Well, so jot them down. Well, so jot them down.
712 00:23:14,707 00:23:16,467 That's not how we make the list. That's not how we make the list.
713 00:23:16,507 00:23:18,077 So type them up. No! So type them up. No!
714 00:23:18,107 00:23:19,476 We make the list at Weston's over coffee. We make the list at Weston's over coffee.
715 00:23:19,506 00:23:21,306 That's what we do when we make the list. That's what we do when we make the list.
716 00:23:21,346 00:23:23,146 We go once a month to Weston's together, We go once a month to Weston's together,
717 00:23:23,176 00:23:25,745 and we sit, and we decide on the work for the handyman. and we sit, and we decide on the work for the handyman.
718 00:23:25,775 00:23:27,245 That's our thing. That's our thing.
719 00:23:27,275 00:23:28,545 We get very large coffees, We get very large coffees,
720 00:23:28,585 00:23:30,685 and we split a slice of red-velvet cake, and we split a slice of red-velvet cake,
721 00:23:30,715 00:23:32,354 and we gossip, and I eat the whole cake, and we gossip, and I eat the whole cake,
722 00:23:32,384 00:23:33,714 and you never tell anyone. and you never tell anyone.
723 00:23:33,754 00:23:36,784 Oh, Michel. I liked our trips to Weston's. Oh, Michel. I liked our trips to Weston's.
724 00:23:36,824 00:23:38,553 Oh, yes, that is what I do when I like something... Oh, yes, that is what I do when I like something...
725 00:23:38,593 00:23:40,423 I cut it out of my life completely. I cut it out of my life completely.
726 00:23:40,453 00:23:42,523 I didn't cut coffee with you out of my life. I didn't cut coffee with you out of my life.
727 00:23:42,563 00:23:44,462 Oh, then you just forgot? Oh, then you just forgot?
728 00:23:44,492 00:23:46,392 How special those times must have been for you. How special those times must have been for you.
729 00:23:46,432 00:23:48,132 They were special. They were special.
730 00:23:48,162 00:23:49,662 It's just been crazy around here, It's just been crazy around here,
731 00:23:49,702 00:23:52,401 and, well, it was nice to save a little money with Luke. and, well, it was nice to save a little money with Luke.
732 00:23:52,431 00:23:54,171 Money isn't everything, you know. Money isn't everything, you know.
733 00:23:54,201 00:23:56,341 People come to work for more than just the money. People come to work for more than just the money.
734 00:23:56,371 00:23:57,700 Although my direct deposit was late again. Although my direct deposit was late again.
735 00:23:57,740 00:23:59,270 Maybe that's something Maybe that's something
736 00:23:59,310 00:24:00,710 you can finally get around to looking into. you can finally get around to looking into.
737 00:24:00,740 00:24:02,510 I will. I will.
738 00:24:02,540 00:24:04,879 I guess you don't have to write that down, either? I guess you don't have to write that down, either?
739 00:24:04,909 00:24:06,409 No one needs a list anymore? No one needs a list anymore?
740 00:24:06,449 00:24:07,779 These are candied. These are candied.
741 00:24:07,809 00:24:09,879 Well... the real ones taste like cardboard, Well... the real ones taste like cardboard,
742 00:24:09,919 00:24:11,548 and the health benefits are the same, and the health benefits are the same,
743 00:24:11,588 00:24:12,788 except for the skin. except for the skin.
744 00:24:12,818 00:24:14,118 What are you doing this afternoon? What are you doing this afternoon?
745 00:24:14,158 00:24:15,758 I'm going to yell at Doreen I'm going to yell at Doreen
746 00:24:15,788 00:24:17,757 about the soap spots on room 3's bathroom floor tiles. about the soap spots on room 3's bathroom floor tiles.
747 00:24:17,787 00:24:19,787 Well, instead, how about if you and I Well, instead, how about if you and I
748 00:24:19,827 00:24:21,297 take a trip to Weston's? take a trip to Weston's?
749 00:24:21,327 00:24:23,456 We can make Luke a list over cake and coffee, We can make Luke a list over cake and coffee,
750 00:24:23,496 00:24:26,366 and we can throw around ideas about improvements at the inn. and we can throw around ideas about improvements at the inn.
751 00:24:26,396 00:24:28,366 I do not need your pity cake. I do not need your pity cake.
752 00:24:28,396 00:24:29,595 It's red-velvet cake, and it's delicious, It's red-velvet cake, and it's delicious,
753 00:24:29,635 00:24:31,205 and I think we ought to eat it. and I think we ought to eat it.
754 00:24:31,235 00:24:32,435 Although this time, you're getting your own Although this time, you're getting your own
755 00:24:32,465 00:24:33,805 'cause I am not sharing. 'cause I am not sharing.
756 00:24:33,835 00:24:36,434 Well, I guess I could yell at Doreen tomorrow. Well, I guess I could yell at Doreen tomorrow.
757 00:24:36,474 00:24:38,644 Tomorrow seems like a fine day to yell at Doreen. Tomorrow seems like a fine day to yell at Doreen.
758 00:24:38,674 00:24:40,604 So Weston's? Weston's. So Weston's? Weston's.
759 00:24:40,644 00:24:43,313 I was thinking maybe you could have Luke wear a jumpsuit I was thinking maybe you could have Luke wear a jumpsuit
760 00:24:43,343 00:24:44,713 when he's working around the inn, when he's working around the inn,
761 00:24:44,743 00:24:46,843 you know, the kind gas-station attendants wear. you know, the kind gas-station attendants wear.
762 00:24:46,883 00:24:49,152 Yeah, why don't we put a pin in that? Yeah, why don't we put a pin in that?
763 00:24:49,182 00:24:51,882 So far, I have seen no one here smarter than you. So far, I have seen no one here smarter than you.
764 00:24:51,922 00:24:53,622 You can tell that? You can tell that?
765 00:24:53,652 00:24:57,651 And I'm keeping track... 566 people, all inferior to you. And I'm keeping track... 566 people, all inferior to you.
766 00:24:57,691 00:24:58,891 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
767 00:24:58,921 00:25:00,591 What? What?
768 00:25:00,621 00:25:02,530 Did you not see those two girls? No. What? Did you not see those two girls? No. What?
769 00:25:02,560 00:25:04,860 They totally checked you out. They did? They totally checked you out. They did?
770 00:25:04,900 00:25:06,460 [ Chuckles ] Cool. [ Chuckles ] Cool.
771 00:25:06,500 00:25:07,830 It's the same way with mom. It's the same way with mom.
772 00:25:07,860 00:25:10,199 I swear, I hate having hot parents. I swear, I hate having hot parents.
773 00:25:10,229 00:25:11,439 Sorry. Sorry.
774 00:25:11,469 00:25:12,669 Check it out. Check it out.
775 00:25:12,699 00:25:16,568 I had him for microeconomics last year. I had him for microeconomics last year.
776 00:25:16,608 00:25:19,538 The currency must be more than fungible, but also scarce. The currency must be more than fungible, but also scarce.
777 00:25:19,578 00:25:21,178 Take our seashells example. Take our seashells example.
778 00:25:21,208 00:25:23,847 While fungible, they exist in infinite supply While fungible, they exist in infinite supply
779 00:25:23,877 00:25:25,577 and so fail the scarcity test. and so fail the scarcity test.
780 00:25:25,617 00:25:27,177 [ Snoring ] [ Snoring ]
781 00:25:27,217 00:25:28,346 Dad! Dad!
782 00:25:28,386 00:25:30,646 Huh? What? Uh, uh, fungible? Huh? What? Uh, uh, fungible?
783 00:25:30,686 00:25:32,856 Dad, that's a nobel-prize winner. Dad, that's a nobel-prize winner.
784 00:25:32,886 00:25:34,555 The dull dude? Shh! The dull dude? Shh!
785 00:25:34,585 00:25:36,525 He doesn't even own an iron. He doesn't even own an iron.
786 00:25:36,555 00:25:37,655 I can't take you anywhere. I can't take you anywhere.
787 00:25:37,685 00:25:39,625 No, you can't, can you? No, you can't, can you?
788 00:25:43,524 00:25:44,934 This where we're eating? This where we're eating?
789 00:25:44,964 00:25:46,964 We don't have to. I just wanted you to see it. We don't have to. I just wanted you to see it.
790 00:25:46,994 00:25:48,663 Well, I'll eat wherever you want to eat. Well, I'll eat wherever you want to eat.
791 00:25:48,703 00:25:50,503 Okay. I know a cool spot. Okay. I know a cool spot.
792 00:25:50,533 00:25:52,933 And we've pretty much covered every square inch of campus. And we've pretty much covered every square inch of campus.
793 00:25:52,973 00:25:54,302 So let's go. So let's go.
794 00:25:54,342 00:25:55,602 Hey, what about your place? Hey, what about your place?
795 00:25:55,642 00:25:57,402 My place? Yeah, I want to see it. My place? Yeah, I want to see it.
796 00:25:57,442 00:25:58,572 Why? Why?
797 00:25:58,612 00:25:59,812 Because I'm curious. Because I'm curious.
798 00:25:59,842 00:26:01,741 I want to see where my kid lives. I want to see where my kid lives.
799 00:26:01,781 00:26:03,781 Well, it's pretty messy right now. Well, it's pretty messy right now.
800 00:26:03,811 00:26:06,781 The lady who cleans my house has to use a bulldozer. The lady who cleans my house has to use a bulldozer.
801 00:26:06,810 00:26:08,550 Messy does not frighten me. Messy does not frighten me.
802 00:26:08,580 00:26:10,950 Okay. But you've been warned. Okay. But you've been warned.
803 00:26:10,980 00:26:12,490 Lead the way. Lead the way.
804 00:26:15,359 00:26:17,759 Man, did you see that lobby? Man, did you see that lobby?
805 00:26:17,789 00:26:19,689 Um, yeah. Once or twice. Um, yeah. Once or twice.
806 00:26:19,729 00:26:21,258 That was a lobby. And a doorman? That was a lobby. And a doorman?
807 00:26:21,298 00:26:23,328 I'm slipping that guy a little something extra I'm slipping that guy a little something extra
808 00:26:23,358 00:26:24,568 to keep an eye on you, by the way. to keep an eye on you, by the way.
809 00:26:24,598 00:26:26,327 You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that.
810 00:26:26,367 00:26:29,267 Are you kidding? I love slipping people money to do things. Are you kidding? I love slipping people money to do things.
811 00:26:29,297 00:26:31,567 We're here? Yep. We're here? Yep.
812 00:26:31,607 00:26:34,776 You got a key or is it scanning your retina for access? You got a key or is it scanning your retina for access?
813 00:26:34,806 00:26:37,836 Dad, I have to be straight with you about something. Dad, I have to be straight with you about something.
814 00:26:37,876 00:26:39,006 Oops. Oops.
815 00:26:39,046 00:26:43,745 No, it's just... Today was a weird day. No, it's just... Today was a weird day.
816 00:26:43,775 00:26:45,445 It started really great, It started really great,
817 00:26:45,485 00:26:47,844 with me getting voted editor in chief of my school paper. with me getting voted editor in chief of my school paper.
818 00:26:47,884 00:26:50,384 What? You did? Oh, boy, Rory, that's amazing. What? You did? Oh, boy, Rory, that's amazing.
819 00:26:50,414 00:26:51,654 Thank you, it is. Thank you, it is.
820 00:26:51,684 00:26:53,983 It's just, Paris, my roommate Paris... It's just, Paris, my roommate Paris...
821 00:26:54,023 00:26:55,823 She was the editor, She was the editor,
822 00:26:55,853 00:26:58,722 but when she found out that I was made the new editor, but when she found out that I was made the new editor,
823 00:26:58,762 00:27:00,822 she threw me out. she threw me out.
824 00:27:00,862 00:27:02,732 What? You want me to talk to her? What? You want me to talk to her?
825 00:27:02,762 00:27:04,562 No, it's fine. No, it's fine.
826 00:27:04,602 00:27:07,401 It's just that I had no place to go, It's just that I had no place to go,
827 00:27:07,431 00:27:09,971 so I moved in with my boyfriend. so I moved in with my boyfriend.
828 00:27:10,001 00:27:10,971 Oh. Oh.
829 00:27:11,001 00:27:12,640 In there. In there.
830 00:27:12,670 00:27:14,640 Your boyfriend. You actually met him once. Your boyfriend. You actually met him once.
831 00:27:14,670 00:27:16,010 I did? At grandma's vow renewal. I did? At grandma's vow renewal.
832 00:27:16,040 00:27:17,040 He was the guy... right. He was the guy... right.
833 00:27:17,070 00:27:19,039 Yes. Yes.
834 00:27:19,079 00:27:20,939 When I walked in, and you two... exactly. When I walked in, and you two... exactly.
835 00:27:20,979 00:27:24,579 Okay, well, uh, why don't we open the door Okay, well, uh, why don't we open the door
836 00:27:24,618 00:27:26,018 so I can see what my daughter so I can see what my daughter
837 00:27:26,048 00:27:28,018 living with her boyfriend looks like? living with her boyfriend looks like?
838 00:27:28,048 00:27:29,888 Okay. Okay.
839 00:27:43,566 00:27:45,335 Hey. Hi. Hey. Hi.
840 00:27:45,365 00:27:46,495 I tried to call you to let you know we were coming over, I tried to call you to let you know we were coming over,
841 00:27:46,535 00:27:47,635 but you didn't answer. but you didn't answer.
842 00:27:47,665 00:27:49,065 Right. Headphones. They work. Right. Headphones. They work.
843 00:27:49,105 00:27:50,864 Sure do. Sure do.
844 00:27:50,904 00:27:52,574 So, uh, Logan, this is my father, Christopher. So, uh, Logan, this is my father, Christopher.
845 00:27:52,604 00:27:53,574 Hi, good to meet you. Hi, good to meet you.
846 00:27:53,604 00:27:54,804 Actually, we've met. Actually, we've met.
847 00:27:54,844 00:27:57,043 I know. Don't worry about it. I know. Don't worry about it.
848 00:27:57,073 00:28:00,343 Wow, this is, uh, some spread. Wow, this is, uh, some spread.
849 00:28:00,373 00:28:01,743 Aw, thanks. Aw, thanks.
850 00:28:01,783 00:28:03,582 You brought your dad here. You brought your dad here.
851 00:28:03,612 00:28:05,682 He wanted to see where I lived. What was I supposed to do? He wanted to see where I lived. What was I supposed to do?
852 00:28:05,712 00:28:06,812 But I need a little bit of a warning. But I need a little bit of a warning.
853 00:28:06,852 00:28:08,752 I tried to call you. I tried to call you.
854 00:28:08,782 00:28:10,881 Should I put the headphones on? 'Cause I'm right here. Should I put the headphones on? 'Cause I'm right here.
855 00:28:10,921 00:28:12,591 No. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. No. Sorry. Yeah, sorry.
856 00:28:12,621 00:28:14,691 Look, I didn't mean to barge in on you like this. Look, I didn't mean to barge in on you like this.
857 00:28:14,721 00:28:16,421 I just want to make sure my kid's I just want to make sure my kid's
858 00:28:16,461 00:28:17,990 got a decent place to live, that's all. got a decent place to live, that's all.
859 00:28:18,020 00:28:19,660 Hey, so, how do you like the plasma? Hey, so, how do you like the plasma?
860 00:28:19,690 00:28:21,330 Love it. Love it.
861 00:28:21,360 00:28:23,359 I'm thinking about getting a 60-inch for the bedroom. I'm thinking about getting a 60-inch for the bedroom.
862 00:28:23,399 00:28:24,729 Well, I've got a great home-theater guy Well, I've got a great home-theater guy
863 00:28:24,769 00:28:25,669 if you need some help. if you need some help.
864 00:28:25,699 00:28:26,799 I may take you up on that. I may take you up on that.
865 00:28:26,829 00:28:28,769 You want something to drink, dad? You want something to drink, dad?
866 00:28:28,799 00:28:29,998 Sure, I'll take a soda, if you got one. Sure, I'll take a soda, if you got one.
867 00:28:30,038 00:28:31,568 Coming right up. Coming right up.
868 00:28:33,538 00:28:35,838 Wow. That's a great view. Wow. That's a great view.
869 00:28:35,878 00:28:37,737 Yeah, that's the old campus over there. Yeah, that's the old campus over there.
870 00:28:37,777 00:28:39,977 Oh, me and the old campus go way back. Oh, me and the old campus go way back.
871 00:28:40,007 00:28:42,546 Is that... It is. Is that... It is.
872 00:28:42,576 00:28:43,776 That's endicott peabody. That's endicott peabody.
873 00:28:43,816 00:28:45,546 [ Chuckles ] Why do you have that? [ Chuckles ] Why do you have that?
874 00:28:45,586 00:28:46,916 Are you a groton man? Are you a groton man?
875 00:28:46,946 00:28:48,556 Was, briefly. Was, briefly.
876 00:28:48,586 00:28:49,755 I actually swiped that from the headmaster's office I actually swiped that from the headmaster's office
877 00:28:49,785 00:28:51,355 on my way out the door. on my way out the door.
878 00:28:51,385 00:28:53,855 I was kicked out of groton. You're kidding. I was kicked out of groton. You're kidding.
879 00:28:53,885 00:28:55,724 Nope, did a semester at St. Sebastian's after that. Nope, did a semester at St. Sebastian's after that.
880 00:28:55,754 00:28:57,754 I know several people who got kicked out of St. Sebastian's. I know several people who got kicked out of St. Sebastian's.
881 00:28:57,794 00:28:59,394 My good friend Colin was actually banned My good friend Colin was actually banned
882 00:28:59,424 00:29:01,064 from coming anywhere within a 10-mile radius. from coming anywhere within a 10-mile radius.
883 00:29:01,094 00:29:02,733 Impressive. Here you go. Impressive. Here you go.
884 00:29:02,763 00:29:04,603 Thank you. Thank you.
885 00:29:04,633 00:29:06,763 After St. Sebastian's, I went on to St. cybill's. After St. Sebastian's, I went on to St. cybill's.
886 00:29:06,803 00:29:08,103 I almost went there myself, I almost went there myself,
887 00:29:08,133 00:29:10,032 but I wound up at St. Mark's instead. but I wound up at St. Mark's instead.
888 00:29:10,072 00:29:11,872 How long you last there? About a week. How long you last there? About a week.
889 00:29:11,902 00:29:13,472 They got quite the trigger finger at St. Mark's. They got quite the trigger finger at St. Mark's.
890 00:29:13,502 00:29:14,712 You ever do deerfield? You ever do deerfield?
891 00:29:14,742 00:29:15,971 Please, deerfield's for amateurs. Please, deerfield's for amateurs.
892 00:29:16,011 00:29:17,641 I got kicked out of rivers. I got kicked out of rivers.
893 00:29:17,671 00:29:19,081 I didn't think rivers kicked anybody out. I didn't think rivers kicked anybody out.
894 00:29:19,111 00:29:21,011 Neither did we, but Dean eldon's miata Neither did we, but Dean eldon's miata
895 00:29:21,041 00:29:23,510 in the bottom of lake rutherford proved just the ticket. in the bottom of lake rutherford proved just the ticket.
896 00:29:23,550 00:29:24,850 Rory, you got a good man here. Rory, you got a good man here.
897 00:29:24,880 00:29:27,020 Interesting yardstick you're using. Interesting yardstick you're using.
898 00:29:27,050 00:29:29,119 Listen, Logan, we were just about to grab some dinner. Listen, Logan, we were just about to grab some dinner.
899 00:29:29,149 00:29:30,389 You want to come with? You want to come with?
900 00:29:30,419 00:29:32,019 Oh, I don't want to intrude. Oh, I don't want to intrude.
901 00:29:32,059 00:29:33,719 No, come. That would be great. No, come. That would be great.
902 00:29:33,759 00:29:35,428 Okay, sure. Just let me grab my wallet. Okay, sure. Just let me grab my wallet.
903 00:29:35,458 00:29:37,158 I'll be right with you. I'll be right with you.
904 00:29:37,188 00:29:38,128 You're being nice to him. You're being nice to him.
905 00:29:38,158 00:29:40,028 He's a cool guy. He's a cool guy.
906 00:29:40,058 00:29:43,067 Listen, I haven't had a chance to tell mom about this yet. Listen, I haven't had a chance to tell mom about this yet.
907 00:29:43,097 00:29:46,067 It's not a big deal, it just happened so fast. I get it. It's not a big deal, it just happened so fast. I get it.
908 00:29:46,097 00:29:47,936 I'm gonna tell her about it today, so just... I'm gonna tell her about it today, so just...
909 00:29:47,966 00:29:50,606 You tell her. I'm going TV shopping. You tell her. I'm going TV shopping.
910 00:29:50,636 00:29:52,806 Okay, rich man's shoe. Okay, rich man's shoe.
911 00:29:52,836 00:29:54,105 Where else? Rich man's shoe? Where else? Rich man's shoe?
912 00:29:54,135 00:29:55,775 Best burgers within walking distance. Best burgers within walking distance.
913 00:29:55,805 00:29:57,905 We have very high culinary standards here at Yale. We have very high culinary standards here at Yale.
914 00:29:57,945 00:30:00,045 Whoa, is that the new Xbox 360? Whoa, is that the new Xbox 360?
915 00:30:00,075 00:30:02,044 Okay, I'm totally moving in here with you. Okay, I'm totally moving in here with you.
916 00:30:03,184 00:30:05,184 Are you serious? Are you serious?
917 00:30:05,214 00:30:06,684 Just look at it as a challenge. Just look at it as a challenge.
918 00:30:06,713 00:30:08,523 There's 85 things on this list. There's 85 things on this list.
919 00:30:08,553 00:30:09,723 Actually, that last page we did front and back. Actually, that last page we did front and back.
920 00:30:09,753 00:30:11,053 Wow. Wow.
921 00:30:11,083 00:30:12,553 I thought we'd make it an even 100. I thought we'd make it an even 100.
922 00:30:12,593 00:30:14,122 "Regrout the tiles behind the sink basin." "Regrout the tiles behind the sink basin."
923 00:30:14,152 00:30:15,522 Long overdue. Long overdue.
924 00:30:15,562 00:30:16,892 How can you tell? How can you tell?
925 00:30:16,922 00:30:19,192 Well, if you slide on your back under the sink Well, if you slide on your back under the sink
926 00:30:19,232 00:30:21,061 and shine a flashlight up into the area and shine a flashlight up into the area
927 00:30:21,091 00:30:23,001 where the basin meets the wall, it's really obvious. where the basin meets the wall, it's really obvious.
928 00:30:23,031 00:30:24,801 What does "o.D.D." Mean? What does "o.D.D." Mean?
929 00:30:24,831 00:30:26,170 "Only during the day." "Only during the day."
930 00:30:26,200 00:30:28,000 Those are tasks we deemed too noisy for you to do Those are tasks we deemed too noisy for you to do
931 00:30:28,030 00:30:28,900 when guests are sleeping. when guests are sleeping.
932 00:30:28,940 00:30:30,570 How considerate. How considerate.
933 00:30:30,600 00:30:33,039 "Replace chocolate-brown contact paper in kitchen drawers "Replace chocolate-brown contact paper in kitchen drawers
934 00:30:33,069 00:30:34,639 with cocoa brown." with cocoa brown."
935 00:30:34,679 00:30:36,639 Okay, that one I blame on the second piece of cake. Okay, that one I blame on the second piece of cake.
936 00:30:36,679 00:30:38,179 There was a major sugar rush involved. There was a major sugar rush involved.
937 00:30:38,209 00:30:39,708 I hate this list. I hate this list.
938 00:30:39,748 00:30:41,178 I know, but Michel and I made that list together, I know, but Michel and I made that list together,
939 00:30:41,208 00:30:42,718 and we bonded, and that makes him happy. and we bonded, and that makes him happy.
940 00:30:42,748 00:30:44,118 I don't want to make him happy. I don't want to make him happy.
941 00:30:44,148 00:30:46,447 If Michel's happy, then I'm happy, If Michel's happy, then I'm happy,
942 00:30:46,487 00:30:48,147 and then I take all that happiness and then I take all that happiness
943 00:30:48,187 00:30:51,627 and I give it right back to you, tonight, in bed, and I give it right back to you, tonight, in bed,
944 00:30:51,657 00:30:52,526 after you spend four hours with my parents. after you spend four hours with my parents.
945 00:30:52,556 00:30:53,586 What do you say? What do you say?
946 00:30:53,626 00:30:55,126 Can't Parker do the list? Can't Parker do the list?
947 00:30:55,156 00:30:56,596 No. No.
948 00:31:01,895 00:31:04,465 Luke, you eat so little. Luke, you eat so little.
949 00:31:04,505 00:31:06,734 My motto is "everything in moderation." My motto is "everything in moderation."
950 00:31:06,764 00:31:08,704 Smart. Very "walden" -esque. Smart. Very "walden" -esque.
951 00:31:08,734 00:31:10,234 But it's good, though. But it's good, though.
952 00:31:10,274 00:31:12,143 Everything's really good... The duck pâté especially. Everything's really good... The duck pâté especially.
953 00:31:12,173 00:31:13,803 Thank you. Thank you.
954 00:31:13,843 00:31:15,113 Number three? Hmm? Number three? Hmm?
955 00:31:15,143 00:31:16,513 The Martini. The Martini.
956 00:31:16,543 00:31:17,743 It helps settle my stomach. Gin? It helps settle my stomach. Gin?
957 00:31:17,773 00:31:19,082 Absolutely. Absolutely.
958 00:31:19,112 00:31:20,842 Helps counteract the oh-so-regrettable shrimp Helps counteract the oh-so-regrettable shrimp
959 00:31:20,882 00:31:21,912 I had for lunch today. I had for lunch today.
960 00:31:21,952 00:31:23,482 Yeah, you mentioned that before. Yeah, you mentioned that before.
961 00:31:23,512 00:31:24,981 The shrimp did not agree with you. The shrimp did not agree with you.
962 00:31:25,021 00:31:27,951 Might have to turn in early. Damn, that al! Al? Might have to turn in early. Damn, that al! Al?
963 00:31:27,981 00:31:29,951 Al's pancake world, where I had the shrimp. Al's pancake world, where I had the shrimp.
964 00:31:29,991 00:31:31,560 You ate shrimp at a pancake house? You ate shrimp at a pancake house?
965 00:31:31,590 00:31:33,160 Well, of course your stomach's unsettled. Well, of course your stomach's unsettled.
966 00:31:33,190 00:31:34,530 You should drink club soda. You should drink club soda.
967 00:31:34,560 00:31:35,990 I think we have some at the house. I think we have some at the house.
968 00:31:36,030 00:31:37,859 Might have to cut the night a little short. Might have to cut the night a little short.
969 00:31:37,889 00:31:39,659 So you're living at Lorelai's house, Luke? So you're living at Lorelai's house, Luke?
970 00:31:39,699 00:31:41,099 Mother! Is that so private? Mother! Is that so private?
971 00:31:41,129 00:31:44,028 No, we're in the process of consolidating things. No, we're in the process of consolidating things.
972 00:31:44,068 00:31:45,838 Consolidating your assets? Right. Consolidating your assets? Right.
973 00:31:45,868 00:31:47,238 Tricky business. Tricky business.
974 00:31:47,268 00:31:49,038 Is that house big enough for the two of you? Is that house big enough for the two of you?
975 00:31:49,068 00:31:51,777 I've remodeled a little, added some space. Smart. I've remodeled a little, added some space. Smart.
976 00:31:51,807 00:31:53,237 Yeah, well, we're smart today. Yeah, well, we're smart today.
977 00:31:53,277 00:31:55,507 Except when you ate that shrimp. Yeah, that was dumb. Except when you ate that shrimp. Yeah, that was dumb.
978 00:31:55,547 00:31:57,146 You've updated your coverage, I assume... You've updated your coverage, I assume...
979 00:31:57,176 00:31:59,616 Let your insurance company know about the improvements? Let your insurance company know about the improvements?
980 00:31:59,646 00:32:00,916 You're my insurance company, dad. You're my insurance company, dad.
981 00:32:00,946 00:32:01,946 For the inn, not your house. For the inn, not your house.
982 00:32:01,986 00:32:03,515 I haven't yet, but I will. I haven't yet, but I will.
983 00:32:03,545 00:32:05,085 You should do it soon. I'll do it tomorrow. You should do it soon. I'll do it tomorrow.
984 00:32:05,115 00:32:07,285 If you're feeling okay. Better not wait. If you're feeling okay. Better not wait.
985 00:32:07,315 00:32:09,225 Small gaps in your insurance coverage Small gaps in your insurance coverage
986 00:32:09,255 00:32:10,654 can lead to big mistakes. can lead to big mistakes.
987 00:32:10,684 00:32:12,524 Oh, I could tell you horror stories. Oh, I could tell you horror stories.
988 00:32:12,554 00:32:14,224 Brian hunter. Yes. Brian hunter. Yes.
989 00:32:14,254 00:32:17,293 He owned a home for 40 years... Huge mansion... He owned a home for 40 years... Huge mansion...
990 00:32:17,323 00:32:19,063 Never updated his coverage. Never updated his coverage.
991 00:32:19,093 00:32:22,633 One night, his trophy bimbo wife got into a drunken snit, One night, his trophy bimbo wife got into a drunken snit,
992 00:32:22,663 00:32:25,032 lit a curtain on fire with her marijuana cigarette, lit a curtain on fire with her marijuana cigarette,
993 00:32:25,072 00:32:26,672 and burned the place to the ground. and burned the place to the ground.
994 00:32:26,702 00:32:28,102 He couldn't afford to rebuild. He couldn't afford to rebuild.
995 00:32:28,132 00:32:30,101 Lost his fortune, lost the bimbo. Lost his fortune, lost the bimbo.
996 00:32:30,141 00:32:32,771 Now he sells sunglasses out of the back of a Van Now he sells sunglasses out of the back of a Van
997 00:32:32,811 00:32:34,171 in California... cheap ones. in California... cheap ones.
998 00:32:34,211 00:32:36,210 Because he didn't update his coverage. Because he didn't update his coverage.
999 00:32:36,240 00:32:38,610 What about your diner? What about it, dad? What about your diner? What about it, dad?
1000 00:32:38,650 00:32:40,810 I'm just wondering if Luke's insurance is up to date. I'm just wondering if Luke's insurance is up to date.
1001 00:32:40,850 00:32:43,079 I'm sorry, did you invite us over to sell us insurance? I'm sorry, did you invite us over to sell us insurance?
1002 00:32:43,119 00:32:45,189 Because if you did, I'm going to insist Because if you did, I'm going to insist
1003 00:32:45,219 00:32:47,189 on seeing the complimentary desk calendar first. on seeing the complimentary desk calendar first.
1004 00:32:47,219 00:32:48,918 I'm simply inquiring. I'm simply inquiring.
1005 00:32:48,958 00:32:50,888 I think I'm all up to date. I think I'm all up to date.
1006 00:32:50,918 00:32:52,728 What company are you with? What company are you with?
1007 00:32:52,758 00:32:55,158 North trust insurance. I've known the guy a long time. North trust insurance. I've known the guy a long time.
1008 00:32:55,198 00:32:57,027 Never heard of it. You sure he's legit? Never heard of it. You sure he's legit?
1009 00:32:57,057 00:32:58,797 Of course it's legit. Come on, dad. Of course it's legit. Come on, dad.
1010 00:32:58,827 00:33:00,227 Don't be naive. Don't be naive.
1011 00:33:00,267 00:33:02,166 There are schemers about preying on the naive. There are schemers about preying on the naive.
1012 00:33:02,196 00:33:03,766 John Kendall. John Kendall.
1013 00:33:03,796 00:33:05,836 John was drinking at a party, met a fellow, John was drinking at a party, met a fellow,
1014 00:33:05,866 00:33:07,866 switched all of his coverage to the guy, switched all of his coverage to the guy,
1015 00:33:07,906 00:33:09,675 wrote him a huge check on the spot. wrote him a huge check on the spot.
1016 00:33:09,705 00:33:11,235 Then he suffered earthquake damage, Then he suffered earthquake damage,
1017 00:33:11,275 00:33:13,075 and there was no record of the insurance transaction. and there was no record of the insurance transaction.
1018 00:33:13,105 00:33:14,974 It was a scam. It was a scam.
1019 00:33:15,014 00:33:16,174 Now he's working at the gift shop at the grand ole opry. Now he's working at the gift shop at the grand ole opry.
1020 00:33:16,214 00:33:17,644 Horrid music. Horrid music.
1021 00:33:17,674 00:33:19,344 Sells cowboy shirts and toy banjos. Sells cowboy shirts and toy banjos.
1022 00:33:19,384 00:33:21,144 I've known my guy for a while. I've known my guy for a while.
1023 00:33:21,184 00:33:23,583 You been to his office, checked out his operation? You been to his office, checked out his operation?
1024 00:33:23,613 00:33:24,823 I just deal with him over the phone. I just deal with him over the phone.
1025 00:33:24,853 00:33:25,853 Ah. Ah.
1026 00:33:25,883 00:33:27,952 What? Hubert Lansing. What? Hubert Lansing.
1027 00:33:27,982 00:33:30,252 Fell prey to a telephone scam running out of Estonia. Fell prey to a telephone scam running out of Estonia.
1028 00:33:30,292 00:33:32,122 Took his life Took his life
1029 00:33:32,162 00:33:34,631 with a track-and-field starter's pistol. with a track-and-field starter's pistol.
1030 00:33:34,661 00:33:36,631 On your Mark, get set, die awkwardly. On your Mark, get set, die awkwardly.
1031 00:33:36,661 00:33:38,131 It's not funny, Lorelai. It's not funny, Lorelai.
1032 00:33:38,161 00:33:40,331 The fact is, both of you have significant assets, The fact is, both of you have significant assets,
1033 00:33:40,361 00:33:41,600 and both of you are targets. and both of you are targets.
1034 00:33:41,630 00:33:42,600 Targets? Targets?
1035 00:33:42,630 00:33:43,700 How are we targets? How are we targets?
1036 00:33:43,730 00:33:45,000 You own your home. You own your home.
1037 00:33:45,040 00:33:46,670 So every homeowner is a target? So every homeowner is a target?
1038 00:33:46,700 00:33:49,269 And an inn with a 26 zagat rating. And an inn with a 26 zagat rating.
1039 00:33:49,309 00:33:50,739 Okay, so that's two things. Okay, so that's two things.
1040 00:33:50,769 00:33:52,739 Two very valuable things. Two very valuable things.
1041 00:33:52,779 00:33:55,608 The dragonfly is one of the highest-rated places in the area. The dragonfly is one of the highest-rated places in the area.
1042 00:33:55,648 00:33:57,608 And Luke owns his diner and the building it's in And Luke owns his diner and the building it's in
1043 00:33:57,648 00:33:59,718 and the building next door with the soda shop. and the building next door with the soda shop.
1044 00:33:59,748 00:34:01,377 That's another significant holding. That's another significant holding.
1045 00:34:01,417 00:34:03,747 Wait, did you put a p.I. On our tail or something? Wait, did you put a p.I. On our tail or something?
1046 00:34:03,787 00:34:06,087 How do you know about Luke's real-estate holdings? How do you know about Luke's real-estate holdings?
1047 00:34:06,117 00:34:07,716 Because he told me all about them Because he told me all about them
1048 00:34:07,756 00:34:08,726 when we played golf last year. when we played golf last year.
1049 00:34:08,756 00:34:10,086 You did? Yeah. You did? Yeah.
1050 00:34:10,126 00:34:12,826 Who in the world would target us? Who in the world would target us?
1051 00:34:12,856 00:34:14,725 Grifters, con men. They know all the tricks. Grifters, con men. They know all the tricks.
1052 00:34:14,765 00:34:16,195 Joe Collins. Joe Collins.
1053 00:34:16,225 00:34:17,665 Oh, my god, the two of you have more stories Oh, my god, the two of you have more stories
1054 00:34:17,695 00:34:19,035 than somerset maugham. than somerset maugham.
1055 00:34:19,065 00:34:20,194 Well, your father has seen it all. Well, your father has seen it all.
1056 00:34:20,234 00:34:22,234 And I must say, And I must say,
1057 00:34:22,264 00:34:24,404 your daughter coming out of left field raised a red flag. your daughter coming out of left field raised a red flag.
1058 00:34:24,434 00:34:25,404 My daughter? My daughter?
1059 00:34:25,434 00:34:26,333 You think she's a grifter? You think she's a grifter?
1060 00:34:26,373 00:34:27,733 Of course not. Of course not.
1061 00:34:27,773 00:34:29,743 But the people around her could be. But the people around her could be.
1062 00:34:29,773 00:34:31,773 It's just that the timing is a little suspicious. It's just that the timing is a little suspicious.
1063 00:34:31,813 00:34:34,042 Right when Luke's about to marry a woman of means. Right when Luke's about to marry a woman of means.
1064 00:34:34,072 00:34:35,382 I'm not a woman of means! I'm not a woman of means!
1065 00:34:35,412 00:34:37,382 Stars hollow real estate is skyrocketing. Stars hollow real estate is skyrocketing.
1066 00:34:37,412 00:34:40,081 It's gone up 43% in the last 4 years. It's gone up 43% in the last 4 years.
1067 00:34:40,111 00:34:42,781 It has. I heard that, too. 43%. That much? It has. I heard that, too. 43%. That much?
1068 00:34:42,821 00:34:45,690 This daughter of yours... You saw substantiation? This daughter of yours... You saw substantiation?
1069 00:34:45,720 00:34:47,190 Well, there was a DNA test. Well, there was a DNA test.
1070 00:34:47,220 00:34:49,220 That she performed herself, as I understand it. That she performed herself, as I understand it.
1071 00:34:49,260 00:34:50,660 Isn't that what you said? Isn't that what you said?
1072 00:34:50,690 00:34:53,129 Yeah, but... But her uncle helped her. Yeah, but... But her uncle helped her.
1073 00:34:53,159 00:34:56,099 And he's authorized to perform such a procedure? I think so. And he's authorized to perform such a procedure? I think so.
1074 00:34:56,129 00:34:57,029 You never confirmed it? You never confirmed it?
1075 00:34:57,059 00:34:58,968 I saw a picture of him, I saw a picture of him,
1076 00:34:58,998 00:35:00,968 and he was standing right next to a microscope. and he was standing right next to a microscope.
1077 00:35:00,998 00:35:02,838 Under the circumstances, Under the circumstances,
1078 00:35:02,868 00:35:04,438 I think it's best to take every possible precaution. I think it's best to take every possible precaution.
1079 00:35:04,468 00:35:06,267 For our protection, as well. For our protection, as well.
1080 00:35:06,307 00:35:08,307 Your protection? We're all connected now. Your protection? We're all connected now.
1081 00:35:08,337 00:35:10,337 You're our daughter, and come June 3rd, You're our daughter, and come June 3rd,
1082 00:35:10,377 00:35:11,946 Luke will be our son-in-law. Luke will be our son-in-law.
1083 00:35:11,976 00:35:13,746 They could come after your assets, They could come after your assets,
1084 00:35:13,776 00:35:15,016 then Luke's assets, then our assets. then Luke's assets, then our assets.
1085 00:35:15,046 00:35:16,746 We could be wiped out. We could be wiped out.
1086 00:35:16,776 00:35:17,975 So this is about protecting you. So this is about protecting you.
1087 00:35:18,015 00:35:19,315 It's about protecting all of us. It's about protecting all of us.
1088 00:35:19,345 00:35:20,385 We're all in this together. We're all in this together.
1089 00:35:20,415 00:35:22,155 All four of us. All four of us.
1090 00:35:22,185 00:35:25,224 Get dessert ready, leticia. Who wants coffee? Get dessert ready, leticia. Who wants coffee?
1091 00:35:25,254 00:35:27,154 Hmm. Hmm.
1092 00:35:32,763 00:35:33,963 I don't know if I can drive. I don't know if I can drive.
1093 00:35:33,993 00:35:35,433 Well, walk to the car. Well, walk to the car.
1094 00:35:35,463 00:35:37,393 Did you know real estate's gone up that much? Did you know real estate's gone up that much?
1095 00:35:37,432 00:35:39,862 Not that much. My shirt is soaking wet. Not that much. My shirt is soaking wet.
1096 00:35:39,902 00:35:41,402 I got to start reading the business section. I got to start reading the business section.
1097 00:35:41,432 00:35:43,372 I never knew there were so many horrible ways I never knew there were so many horrible ways
1098 00:35:43,402 00:35:44,771 you could lose everything you own. you could lose everything you own.
1099 00:35:44,801 00:35:45,801 Or con men. Con men! Or con men. Con men!
1100 00:35:45,841 00:35:47,701 Are there really con men?! Are there really con men?!
1101 00:35:47,741 00:35:49,371 I thought they went the way of vaudevillians and trotskyites. I thought they went the way of vaudevillians and trotskyites.
1102 00:35:49,411 00:35:50,740 You've got to double... You've got to double...
1103 00:35:50,770 00:35:52,180 Triple insure everything you own. Triple insure everything you own.
1104 00:35:52,210 00:35:54,240 I've got to learn more about umbrella policies. I've got to learn more about umbrella policies.
1105 00:35:54,280 00:35:57,079 Does Sookie know how much the inn has appreciated? I don't think so. Does Sookie know how much the inn has appreciated? I don't think so.
1106 00:35:57,109 00:35:58,879 If they can come after her, they can go after you If they can come after her, they can go after you
1107 00:35:58,919 00:35:59,749 'cause you're her partner. 'cause you're her partner.
1108 00:35:59,779 00:36:01,279 Or, when we get married, Or, when we get married,
1109 00:36:01,319 00:36:02,789 they can come after you because we're married. they can come after you because we're married.
1110 00:36:02,819 00:36:03,918 And Sookie's married to Jackson, And Sookie's married to Jackson,
1111 00:36:03,948 00:36:06,118 so they could go after his farm. so they could go after his farm.
1112 00:36:06,158 00:36:08,358 Maybe I should sit down with Sookie. And I'll talk to Jackson. Maybe I should sit down with Sookie. And I'll talk to Jackson.
1113 00:36:08,388 00:36:10,387 Or maybe we could do it at the same time Or maybe we could do it at the same time
1114 00:36:10,427 00:36:12,757 because that way... No, this is ridiculous. because that way... No, this is ridiculous.
1115 00:36:12,797 00:36:14,797 This is what Gilmores do. This is what Gilmores do.
1116 00:36:14,827 00:36:17,726 They get in your freaking head, and they mess with it. They get in your freaking head, and they mess with it.
1117 00:36:17,766 00:36:19,396 Oh, they're good at that. Oh, they're good at that.
1118 00:36:19,436 00:36:21,496 Forget Sookie and Jackson. They're responsible people. Forget Sookie and Jackson. They're responsible people.
1119 00:36:21,536 00:36:23,135 Dad does the inn. We're covered there. Dad does the inn. We're covered there.
1120 00:36:23,165 00:36:24,735 I just need to talk to my homeowner-policy guy. I just need to talk to my homeowner-policy guy.
1121 00:36:24,775 00:36:26,205 And I'll talk to my guy. And I'll talk to my guy.
1122 00:36:26,235 00:36:28,135 But in person, right? You should see his office. But in person, right? You should see his office.
1123 00:36:28,175 00:36:30,104 That's what the Hubert Lansing story taught us. That's what the Hubert Lansing story taught us.
1124 00:36:30,144 00:36:32,114 Or was it John Kendall? Or was it John Kendall?
1125 00:36:32,144 00:36:34,014 No, he's selling banjos in Nashville. No, he's selling banjos in Nashville.
1126 00:36:34,044 00:36:35,843 It was Hubert Lansing. It was Hubert Lansing.
1127 00:36:35,883 00:36:37,243 So, in person. Right. So, in person. Right.
1128 00:36:37,283 00:36:39,383 And I shouldn't worry about April. No. And I shouldn't worry about April. No.
1129 00:36:39,413 00:36:40,753 Because if I was a guy hearing a story Because if I was a guy hearing a story
1130 00:36:40,783 00:36:42,153 about what happened to me, about what happened to me,
1131 00:36:42,183 00:36:43,852 the timing would sound suspicious. the timing would sound suspicious.
1132 00:36:43,882 00:36:45,892 April's 12. She's not a con man. April's 12. She's not a con man.
1133 00:36:45,922 00:36:46,992 Though I know nothing about her mother. Though I know nothing about her mother.
1134 00:36:47,022 00:36:48,192 Anna's cool. Anna's cool.
1135 00:36:48,222 00:36:49,861 You know that for a fact? You know that for a fact?
1136 00:36:49,891 00:36:51,991 Absolutely. The timing was weird, Absolutely. The timing was weird,
1137 00:36:52,031 00:36:53,431 but this woman is very down to earth, but this woman is very down to earth,
1138 00:36:53,461 00:36:55,860 very unmaterialistic. very unmaterialistic.
1139 00:36:55,900 00:36:59,070 I trust my gut, and my gut says there's nothing bad there. I trust my gut, and my gut says there's nothing bad there.
1140 00:36:59,100 00:37:01,270 Okay, good. I trust your gut, too. Okay, good. I trust your gut, too.
1141 00:37:01,300 00:37:02,499 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1142 00:37:02,539 00:37:03,899 I feel like I should run in there I feel like I should run in there
1143 00:37:03,939 00:37:05,069 and yell at them about something. and yell at them about something.
1144 00:37:05,109 00:37:06,209 About what? I don't know. About what? I don't know.
1145 00:37:06,239 00:37:07,969 That's what's stopping me. That's what's stopping me.
1146 00:37:08,009 00:37:10,278 What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest,
1147 00:37:10,308 00:37:12,478 this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness? this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
1148 00:37:12,508 00:37:14,348 You've been gilmored. You've been gilmored.
1149 00:37:14,378 00:37:16,277 But you know what the weird thing is? But you know what the weird thing is?
1150 00:37:16,317 00:37:18,077 They referred to us as family... You, me. They referred to us as family... You, me.
1151 00:37:18,117 00:37:19,187 Yeah, what was that about? Yeah, what was that about?
1152 00:37:19,217 00:37:21,386 Well, I think in some twisted way, Well, I think in some twisted way,
1153 00:37:21,416 00:37:24,156 that may have been them actually validating us as a couple. that may have been them actually validating us as a couple.
1154 00:37:24,186 00:37:25,156 Wow, that is twisted and weird. Wow, that is twisted and weird.
1155 00:37:25,186 00:37:27,086 Yeah. [ Sighs ] Yeah. [ Sighs ]
1156 00:37:27,126 00:37:29,525 Well, I think I can walk now. Can you walk? Yeah. Well, I think I can walk now. Can you walk? Yeah.
1157 00:37:29,555 00:37:30,995 All right. All right.
1158 00:37:31,025 00:37:32,465 Why did she say June 3rd? Why did she say June 3rd?
1159 00:37:32,495 00:37:34,794 Oh, it's old information. Oh, it's old information.
1160 00:37:34,834 00:37:35,834 They're always a step behind. They're always a step behind.
1161 00:37:35,864 00:37:37,134 Right. Right.
1162 00:37:37,164 00:37:39,464 Hey, which one was somerset maugham? Hey, which one was somerset maugham?
1163 00:37:45,003 00:37:46,273 Lorelai: Hello? Lorelai: Hello?
1164 00:37:46,303 00:37:47,942 Lor, it's me. You busy? Can you talk? Lor, it's me. You busy? Can you talk?
1165 00:37:47,972 00:37:49,912 How come you have How come you have
1166 00:37:49,942 00:37:51,012 "I've got the government's secret microchip in my briefcase, "I've got the government's secret microchip in my briefcase,
1167 00:37:51,042 00:37:52,112 "and they're on to me" voice? "and they're on to me" voice?
1168 00:37:52,142 00:37:54,881 Do I? Sorry. What's wrong? Do I? Sorry. What's wrong?
1169 00:37:54,911 00:37:56,981 Nothing. I just finished having dinner with Rory. Nothing. I just finished having dinner with Rory.
1170 00:37:57,011 00:37:58,481 Oh, yeah. How did the tour go? Oh, yeah. How did the tour go?
1171 00:37:58,511 00:38:00,220 Did she take you to stare at the old books? Did she take you to stare at the old books?
1172 00:38:00,250 00:38:02,490 'Cause that girl loves staring at the old books. 'Cause that girl loves staring at the old books.
1173 00:38:02,520 00:38:05,590 Yes, we stared at the old books. The tour was great. Yes, we stared at the old books. The tour was great.
1174 00:38:05,620 00:38:06,589 I just... I have to tell you something. I just... I have to tell you something.
1175 00:38:06,619 00:38:08,419 Okay. Okay.
1176 00:38:08,459 00:38:10,229 Now, I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to do this or not. Now, I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to do this or not.
1177 00:38:10,259 00:38:12,529 Normally I wouldn't because it feels like a fink-out thing, Normally I wouldn't because it feels like a fink-out thing,
1178 00:38:12,559 00:38:14,258 but I think this falls under the parent thing, but I think this falls under the parent thing,
1179 00:38:14,298 00:38:16,068 so that overrules the fink-out thing. so that overrules the fink-out thing.
1180 00:38:16,098 00:38:17,528 Catch a wave, bud. You're drifting. Catch a wave, bud. You're drifting.
1181 00:38:17,568 00:38:20,397 Rory moved in with her boyfriend. What?! Rory moved in with her boyfriend. What?!
1182 00:38:20,437 00:38:22,237 Rory moved in with her boyfriend, Rory moved in with her boyfriend,
1183 00:38:22,267 00:38:23,607 and she said she was gonna tell you, and she said she was gonna tell you,
1184 00:38:23,637 00:38:24,907 but I thought, in case she didn't, but I thought, in case she didn't,
1185 00:38:24,937 00:38:26,076 then I should tell you, then I should tell you,
1186 00:38:26,106 00:38:28,406 so I did, and I feel like a fink. so I did, and I feel like a fink.
1187 00:38:28,436 00:38:30,876 You're not a fink. When did this happen? You're not a fink. When did this happen?
1188 00:38:30,906 00:38:32,945 Today. It was all very spur-of-the-moment. Today. It was all very spur-of-the-moment.
1189 00:38:32,975 00:38:34,275 Hey, tell me about this guy. Do we hate him? Hey, tell me about this guy. Do we hate him?
1190 00:38:34,315 00:38:37,085 What? Logan... am I supposed to hate him? What? Logan... am I supposed to hate him?
1191 00:38:37,115 00:38:39,184 No, you can feel however you want about him. No, you can feel however you want about him.
1192 00:38:39,214 00:38:40,584 Good, 'cause I think I like him. Good, 'cause I think I like him.
1193 00:38:40,614 00:38:42,284 He's a cool guy. Great apartment. He's a cool guy. Great apartment.
1194 00:38:42,324 00:38:43,224 Funny. Funny.
1195 00:38:43,254 00:38:44,854 He's taken, Chris. He's taken, Chris.
1196 00:38:44,894 00:38:46,293 I just wanted to make sure you didn't hate him I just wanted to make sure you didn't hate him
1197 00:38:46,323 00:38:48,193 before I committed to an opinion. before I committed to an opinion.
1198 00:38:48,223 00:38:50,363 You're entitled to your own take on him. What's yours? You're entitled to your own take on him. What's yours?
1199 00:38:50,393 00:38:52,332 Hey, for me, the jury's out on all you guys. Hey, for me, the jury's out on all you guys.
1200 00:38:52,362 00:38:53,862 You can thank Brad Pitt for that one. You can thank Brad Pitt for that one.
1201 00:38:53,892 00:38:57,202 Okay, so, anyhow, I told you. Okay, so, anyhow, I told you.
1202 00:38:57,232 00:38:59,171 Yeah, you told me. Yeah, you told me.
1203 00:38:59,201 00:39:04,141 Wow. Our little girl is living with her boyfriend. Wow. Our little girl is living with her boyfriend.
1204 00:39:04,171 00:39:05,270 Yeah, I had that moment, too. Yeah, I had that moment, too.
1205 00:39:05,310 00:39:06,540 It was during the onion brick, It was during the onion brick,
1206 00:39:06,570 00:39:08,610 so I had a little distraction, but I had it. so I had a little distraction, but I had it.
1207 00:39:08,640 00:39:10,980 Yeah. Um, hey, hold on. Yeah. Um, hey, hold on.
1208 00:39:11,010 00:39:11,909 Hello? Hello?
1209 00:39:11,949 00:39:12,909 Rory: Mom, it's me. Rory: Mom, it's me.
1210 00:39:12,949 00:39:14,949 Hey, you. Hold on a sec. Hey, you. Hold on a sec.
1211 00:39:14,979 00:39:16,349 Chris, it's Rory. Chris, it's Rory.
1212 00:39:16,379 00:39:19,418 Okay, now, I did not tell you. Do not rat me out. Okay, now, I did not tell you. Do not rat me out.
1213 00:39:19,448 00:39:21,548 When she tells you the news, you have to act surprised. When she tells you the news, you have to act surprised.
1214 00:39:21,588 00:39:22,918 Yes, I promise. Yes, I promise.
1215 00:39:22,958 00:39:24,318 It'll be like the time you told me It'll be like the time you told me
1216 00:39:24,357 00:39:26,187 you got pat benatar tickets for my birthday, you got pat benatar tickets for my birthday,
1217 00:39:26,227 00:39:27,557 but I knew because I went through your jeans but I knew because I went through your jeans
1218 00:39:27,587 00:39:29,027 looking for the clove cigarettes. looking for the clove cigarettes.
1219 00:39:29,057 00:39:31,356 You knew? Bye, Chris. You knew? Bye, Chris.
1220 00:39:31,396 00:39:33,396 Hey, kid, what's going on? Hey, kid, what's going on?
1221 00:39:33,426 00:39:35,666 Not much. Having a bad reaction to an onion brick. Not much. Having a bad reaction to an onion brick.
1222 00:39:35,696 00:39:37,565 What part of onion brick do you not understand? What part of onion brick do you not understand?
1223 00:39:37,595 00:39:39,265 I gave dad his tour today. I gave dad his tour today.
1224 00:39:39,305 00:39:40,935 Yeah! It was nice. Yeah! It was nice.
1225 00:39:40,965 00:39:42,205 He saw the campus, we had dinner. He saw the campus, we had dinner.
1226 00:39:42,235 00:39:43,974 Oh, how very "7th heaven" of you. Oh, how very "7th heaven" of you.
1227 00:39:44,004 00:39:47,104 Listen, I have some news... Two pieces of news, actually. Listen, I have some news... Two pieces of news, actually.
1228 00:39:47,144 00:39:51,073 One is good, and one is, let's say, interesting. One is good, and one is, let's say, interesting.
1229 00:39:51,113 00:39:52,543 Oh, intrigue. Oh, intrigue.
1230 00:39:52,583 00:39:55,053 Well, first, I was made the new editor Well, first, I was made the new editor
1231 00:39:55,083 00:39:56,553 of the Yale daily news. of the Yale daily news.
1232 00:39:56,583 00:39:59,182 No, really? Rory, that's awesome. No, really? Rory, that's awesome.
1233 00:39:59,222 00:40:00,922 It is awesome. It is awesome.
1234 00:40:00,952 00:40:02,552 My god, I didn't even know you were up for the job. My god, I didn't even know you were up for the job.
1235 00:40:02,592 00:40:04,091 I wasn't, actually. I wasn't, actually.
1236 00:40:04,121 00:40:06,191 It all kind of happened at the last minute. It all kind of happened at the last minute.
1237 00:40:06,221 00:40:09,461 Hey, wasn't Paris the editor of the daily news? Hey, wasn't Paris the editor of the daily news?
1238 00:40:09,491 00:40:12,430 Yes, she was, which brings me to my next piece of news. Yes, she was, which brings me to my next piece of news.
1239 00:40:12,460 00:40:13,360 Okay. Okay.
1240 00:40:13,400 00:40:14,970 Paris was ousted, Paris was ousted,
1241 00:40:15,000 00:40:16,969 and when she found out that I had taken her place, and when she found out that I had taken her place,
1242 00:40:16,999 00:40:19,199 she kind of kicked me out of the apartment. she kind of kicked me out of the apartment.
1243 00:40:19,239 00:40:20,269 Well, sure. Well, sure.
1244 00:40:20,299 00:40:22,009 So I had no place to live, So I had no place to live,
1245 00:40:22,039 00:40:24,668 and there were absolutely no apartments for rent and there were absolutely no apartments for rent
1246 00:40:24,708 00:40:26,038 anywhere near campus, anywhere near campus,
1247 00:40:26,078 00:40:28,478 so... I moved in with Logan. so... I moved in with Logan.
1248 00:40:28,508 00:40:30,247 Wow, big news! Wow, big news!
1249 00:40:30,277 00:40:31,447 Yeah. Yeah.
1250 00:40:31,477 00:40:33,417 Well, jeez, tell me about his place. Well, jeez, tell me about his place.
1251 00:40:33,447 00:40:34,447 Is it nice? Is it nice?
1252 00:40:34,477 00:40:37,216 Uh, yeah, it's really nice. Uh, yeah, it's really nice.
1253 00:40:37,246 00:40:38,616 Where is it? Where is it?
1254 00:40:38,646 00:40:41,256 The taft building, right off campus, top floor. The taft building, right off campus, top floor.
1255 00:40:41,286 00:40:43,185 Top floor? Cool. Good view? Top floor? Cool. Good view?
1256 00:40:43,225 00:40:44,955 Great view. Great view.
1257 00:40:44,995 00:40:46,495 Awesome. How many rooms? Awesome. How many rooms?
1258 00:40:46,525 00:40:47,655 Dad told you, didn't he? Dad told you, didn't he?
1259 00:40:47,695 00:40:49,724 Oh, come on, I was doing so well. Oh, come on, I was doing so well.
1260 00:40:49,764 00:40:51,564 Please. How did you know? Please. How did you know?
1261 00:40:51,594 00:40:53,334 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
1262 00:40:53,364 00:40:55,034 "How's the view? Is his place nice?" "How's the view? Is his place nice?"
1263 00:40:55,064 00:40:56,663 You didn't call me hester prynne once. You didn't call me hester prynne once.
1264 00:40:56,703 00:40:58,133 Don't be mad at him. Don't be mad at him.
1265 00:40:58,163 00:40:59,373 He was just trying to do the dad thing. He was just trying to do the dad thing.
1266 00:40:59,403 00:41:00,373 He hated it, by the way. He hated it, by the way.
1267 00:41:00,403 00:41:03,042 I'm not mad. Good. I'm not mad. Good.
1268 00:41:03,072 00:41:05,112 [ Sighs ] So? So, what? [ Sighs ] So? So, what?
1269 00:41:05,142 00:41:07,072 So, what do you think of me moving in with Logan? So, what do you think of me moving in with Logan?
1270 00:41:07,112 00:41:08,711 I'm sorry, do you remember what happened I'm sorry, do you remember what happened
1271 00:41:08,741 00:41:10,341 the last time I piped in with my opinions the last time I piped in with my opinions
1272 00:41:10,381 00:41:12,211 on your life choices? Mom, come on. on your life choices? Mom, come on.
1273 00:41:12,251 00:41:14,211 You don't want to make sure the pool house is clean first? You don't want to make sure the pool house is clean first?
1274 00:41:14,251 00:41:15,750 Mom. Mom.
1275 00:41:15,780 00:41:18,680 Okay, well, moving in... That's pretty big. Okay, well, moving in... That's pretty big.
1276 00:41:18,720 00:41:20,450 I know. I know.
1277 00:41:20,490 00:41:22,659 I mean, I don't know. I've never lived with a guy. I mean, I don't know. I've never lived with a guy.
1278 00:41:22,689 00:41:24,459 There's that whole thing about the cow There's that whole thing about the cow
1279 00:41:24,489 00:41:25,629 and the milk's free. and the milk's free.
1280 00:41:25,659 00:41:27,259 I guess I would hate to think I guess I would hate to think
1281 00:41:27,289 00:41:28,998 that you really moved in with him that you really moved in with him
1282 00:41:29,028 00:41:30,528 because there was a housing shortage, because there was a housing shortage,
1283 00:41:30,558 00:41:32,098 because it's a big step. because it's a big step.
1284 00:41:32,128 00:41:33,198 I love him. I love him.
1285 00:41:33,228 00:41:34,997 Well, I want you to be happy. Well, I want you to be happy.
1286 00:41:35,037 00:41:37,067 I am happy, really happy. I am happy, really happy.
1287 00:41:37,097 00:41:39,437 Okay, then. Congratulations. Okay, then. Congratulations.
1288 00:41:39,467 00:41:41,266 Big day. Thanks. Big day. Thanks.
1289 00:41:41,306 00:41:43,336 You're gonna have to tell me how it is living with a guy You're gonna have to tell me how it is living with a guy
1290 00:41:43,376 00:41:45,146 before I let Luke move in. before I let Luke move in.
1291 00:41:45,176 00:41:46,476 If it's too creepy, he may have to stay with babette. If it's too creepy, he may have to stay with babette.
1292 00:41:46,506 00:41:48,205 I will. I will.
1293 00:41:48,245 00:41:50,015 I've heard some horror stories about toilet seats I've heard some horror stories about toilet seats
1294 00:41:50,045 00:41:50,745 you would not believe. you would not believe.
1295 00:41:50,775 00:41:52,445 Really? Do tell. Really? Do tell.
1296 00:41:52,485 00:41:54,644 Oh, but, wait, let me dim the lights and start the fire. Oh, but, wait, let me dim the lights and start the fire.
1297 00:41:54,684 00:41:55,514 You have a fireplace? You have a fireplace?
1298 00:41:55,554 00:41:57,054 Wood-burning. Wood-burning.
1299 00:41:57,084 00:41:59,054 I don't think we can be friends anymore. I don't think we can be friends anymore.