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1 | 00:00:03,162 | 00:00:04,291 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
2 | 00:00:04,331 | 00:00:05,891 | Will you marry me? Yes. | Will you marry me? Yes. |
3 | 00:00:05,931 | 00:00:07,561 | It should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, | It should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, |
4 | 00:00:07,601 | 00:00:09,931 | which is the date of our wedding. | which is the date of our wedding. |
5 | 00:00:09,971 | 00:00:10,970 | You broke up with me. | You broke up with me. |
6 | 00:00:11,000 | 00:00:12,670 | Rory, I love you. | Rory, I love you. |
7 | 00:00:12,700 | 00:00:13,940 | The paper's not gonna come out. | The paper's not gonna come out. |
8 | 00:00:13,970 | 00:00:14,970 | Of course it is. | Of course it is. |
9 | 00:00:15,000 | 00:00:15,970 | How? Nothing's done. | How? Nothing's done. |
10 | 00:00:16,000 | 00:00:18,009 | Come on, people! Move! | Come on, people! Move! |
11 | 00:00:18,039 | 00:00:19,439 | We got a paper to get out! | We got a paper to get out! |
12 | 00:00:19,469 | 00:00:21,679 | Paris melted down, and everyone quit. | Paris melted down, and everyone quit. |
13 | 00:00:21,709 | 00:00:23,309 | I know this crap backwards and forwards. | I know this crap backwards and forwards. |
14 | 00:00:23,349 | 00:00:24,578 | I can't believe you didn't call me. | I can't believe you didn't call me. |
15 | 00:00:24,608 | 00:00:25,478 | How we doing on time? | How we doing on time? |
16 | 00:00:25,508 | 00:00:26,648 | Uh, bad. | Uh, bad. |
17 | 00:00:26,678 | 00:00:27,978 | More specifically. | More specifically. |
18 | 00:00:28,018 | 00:00:29,378 | 10 minutes. | 10 minutes. |
19 | 00:00:29,418 | 00:00:31,087 | Russell, I'm Logan huntzberger. | Russell, I'm Logan huntzberger. |
20 | 00:00:31,117 | 00:00:33,487 | Yes, those huntzbergers. | Yes, those huntzbergers. |
21 | 00:00:33,517 | 00:00:36,217 | And that's how we do it at the daily news. | And that's how we do it at the daily news. |
22 | 00:00:36,257 | 00:00:37,926 | [ Cheers ] | [ Cheers ] |
23 | 00:00:37,956 | 00:00:39,556 | How about I hang out at the diner? | How about I hang out at the diner? |
24 | 00:00:39,586 | 00:00:40,956 | My diner? | My diner? |
25 | 00:00:40,996 | 00:00:42,056 | Who do you belong to... Caesar? | Who do you belong to... Caesar? |
26 | 00:00:42,096 | 00:00:43,395 | My father owns the place. | My father owns the place. |
27 | 00:00:43,425 | 00:00:45,965 | The diner at least. Not sure about the land. | The diner at least. Not sure about the land. |
28 | 00:00:45,995 | 00:00:47,265 | My biological father. | My biological father. |
29 | 00:00:47,295 | 00:00:49,195 | When did you find out? Two months ago. | When did you find out? Two months ago. |
30 | 00:00:49,235 | 00:00:52,304 | That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. | That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. |
31 | 00:00:52,334 | 00:00:54,634 | If it's all happening too fast, we could just postpone. | If it's all happening too fast, we could just postpone. |
32 | 00:00:54,674 | 00:00:56,203 | Postpone the wedding? | Postpone the wedding? |
33 | 00:00:56,233 | 00:00:58,573 | Maybe I shouldn't cancel everything right away. | Maybe I shouldn't cancel everything right away. |
34 | 00:00:58,603 | 00:01:01,343 | Maybe I should just chill out and see what happens. | Maybe I should just chill out and see what happens. |
35 | 00:01:01,373 | 00:01:02,273 | Is that crazy? | Is that crazy? |
36 | 00:01:06,682 | 00:01:08,712 | The roses are amazing, mom. | The roses are amazing, mom. |
37 | 00:01:08,752 | 00:01:10,151 | Thank you, Lorelai. | Thank you, Lorelai. |
38 | 00:01:10,181 | 00:01:11,121 | I like them, too, grandma. | I like them, too, grandma. |
39 | 00:01:11,151 | 00:01:12,421 | Thank you, Rory. | Thank you, Rory. |
40 | 00:01:12,451 | 00:01:14,221 | You are an expert flower arranger, Emily. | You are an expert flower arranger, Emily. |
41 | 00:01:14,251 | 00:01:15,221 | Perhaps you missed your calling. | Perhaps you missed your calling. |
42 | 00:01:15,251 | 00:01:16,320 | Thank you, Richard. | Thank you, Richard. |
43 | 00:01:16,350 | 00:01:18,190 | Well done, everyone. Well done. | Well done, everyone. Well done. |
44 | 00:01:18,220 | 00:01:20,030 | Oh, stop it, Lorelai. | Oh, stop it, Lorelai. |
45 | 00:01:20,060 | 00:01:23,229 | I'm just commenting on how nice and civil that moment was. | I'm just commenting on how nice and civil that moment was. |
46 | 00:01:23,259 | 00:01:25,929 | Never mind. Go on, go on. That was so cute. | Never mind. Go on, go on. That was so cute. |
47 | 00:01:28,369 | 00:01:30,698 | The roses are nice, grandma. | The roses are nice, grandma. |
48 | 00:01:30,738 | 00:01:32,338 | Already covered that. Move on. | Already covered that. Move on. |
49 | 00:01:32,368 | 00:01:35,537 | So, Rory, how are things going at Yale? | So, Rory, how are things going at Yale? |
50 | 00:01:35,567 | 00:01:37,237 | They're fine. | They're fine. |
51 | 00:01:37,277 | 00:01:39,277 | I didn't know we were allowed to talk about Yale. | I didn't know we were allowed to talk about Yale. |
52 | 00:01:39,307 | 00:01:41,177 | No. We're allowed to talk about it. | No. We're allowed to talk about it. |
53 | 00:01:41,207 | 00:01:43,076 | We're just not allowed to pa for it. | We're just not allowed to pa for it. |
54 | 00:01:43,116 | 00:01:44,316 | I wonder if we're allowed to visit it. | I wonder if we're allowed to visit it. |
55 | 00:01:44,346 | 00:01:45,616 | Okay, hold on. | Okay, hold on. |
56 | 00:01:45,646 | 00:01:48,115 | Perhaps if we dress in disguise. Guys! | Perhaps if we dress in disguise. Guys! |
57 | 00:01:48,145 | 00:01:49,985 | Plastic nose with glasses attached. | Plastic nose with glasses attached. |
58 | 00:01:50,015 | 00:01:52,015 | Hey, come on. We were doing so well there. | Hey, come on. We were doing so well there. |
59 | 00:01:52,055 | 00:01:53,385 | Then you had to start with the Yale. | Then you had to start with the Yale. |
60 | 00:01:53,425 | 00:01:54,285 | So we can't talk about Yale. | So we can't talk about Yale. |
61 | 00:01:54,325 | 00:01:55,724 | I should make a list. | I should make a list. |
62 | 00:01:55,754 | 00:01:58,154 | What else am I not allowed to discuss in my house? | What else am I not allowed to discuss in my house? |
63 | 00:01:58,194 | 00:01:59,624 | No, of course you can talk about Yale. | No, of course you can talk about Yale. |
64 | 00:01:59,654 | 00:02:02,293 | Yale is dad's Alma mater, and Rory goes there, | Yale is dad's Alma mater, and Rory goes there, |
65 | 00:02:02,323 | 00:02:04,033 | so we have to talk about it, okay? | so we have to talk about it, okay? |
66 | 00:02:04,063 | 00:02:05,133 | But maybe not now. | But maybe not now. |
67 | 00:02:05,163 | 00:02:06,393 | Fine. Fine with me. | Fine. Fine with me. |
68 | 00:02:06,433 | 00:02:08,302 | Now, I know a lot of stuff has happened, | Now, I know a lot of stuff has happened, |
69 | 00:02:08,332 | 00:02:09,602 | but we all agreed we were gonna put all that behind us | but we all agreed we were gonna put all that behind us |
70 | 00:02:09,632 | 00:02:11,302 | and just move on, okay? | and just move on, okay? |
71 | 00:02:11,332 | 00:02:14,741 | So let's take a step back and, uh, start again. | So let's take a step back and, uh, start again. |
72 | 00:02:14,771 | 00:02:19,141 | In 5, 4, 3, 2... | In 5, 4, 3, 2... |
73 | 00:02:19,171 | 00:02:20,780 | These roses are amazing, mom. | These roses are amazing, mom. |
74 | 00:02:20,810 | 00:02:21,780 | Thank you, Lorelai. | Thank you, Lorelai. |
75 | 00:02:21,810 | 00:02:23,210 | Thatagirl. | Thatagirl. |
76 | 00:02:23,250 | 00:02:25,050 | Your mother has a way with flowers. | Your mother has a way with flowers. |
77 | 00:02:25,080 | 00:02:26,250 | Perhaps she missed her calling. | Perhaps she missed her calling. |
78 | 00:02:26,280 | 00:02:27,619 | Dad, we don't have to have | Dad, we don't have to have |
79 | 00:02:27,649 | 00:02:29,049 | exactly the same conversation we just had. | exactly the same conversation we just had. |
80 | 00:02:29,079 | 00:02:30,289 | How am I supposed to know? | How am I supposed to know? |
81 | 00:02:30,319 | 00:02:31,649 | You said the same thing you said. | You said the same thing you said. |
82 | 00:02:31,689 | 00:02:32,749 | I was getting the ball rolling. | I was getting the ball rolling. |
83 | 00:02:32,789 | 00:02:34,458 | This is my house. | This is my house. |
84 | 00:02:34,488 | 00:02:36,288 | I should have some control over what goes on here | I should have some control over what goes on here |
85 | 00:02:36,318 | 00:02:38,088 | at some point! | at some point! |
86 | 00:02:38,128 | 00:02:40,227 | You're raising your voice again, Richard. I am not! | You're raising your voice again, Richard. I am not! |
87 | 00:02:40,257 | 00:02:42,357 | You are, and you're raising your voice to me. | You are, and you're raising your voice to me. |
88 | 00:02:42,397 | 00:02:44,767 | I'm not allowed to raise it to the people who deserve it. | I'm not allowed to raise it to the people who deserve it. |
89 | 00:02:44,797 | 00:02:46,726 | 5, 4, 3, 2... | 5, 4, 3, 2... |
90 | 00:02:46,766 | 00:02:49,166 | I love shrimp! Who else loves shrimp?! Me! | I love shrimp! Who else loves shrimp?! Me! |
91 | 00:02:49,196 | 00:02:50,166 | I'm a fan! | I'm a fan! |
92 | 00:02:50,206 | 00:02:51,166 | This is ridiculous. | This is ridiculous. |
93 | 00:02:51,206 | 00:02:52,336 | Lorelai, how's Luke? | Lorelai, how's Luke? |
94 | 00:02:52,366 | 00:02:53,675 | Hey, nice one, mom. | Hey, nice one, mom. |
95 | 00:02:53,705 | 00:02:55,805 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
96 | 00:02:55,835 | 00:02:57,075 | Well? | Well? |
97 | 00:02:57,105 | 00:02:58,505 | What? Oh. Oh, he's fine. | What? Oh. Oh, he's fine. |
98 | 00:02:58,545 | 00:03:00,074 | So you're still engaged. | So you're still engaged. |
99 | 00:03:00,114 | 00:03:02,114 | Yes, we're still engaged. I was just asking. | Yes, we're still engaged. I was just asking. |
100 | 00:03:02,144 | 00:03:04,184 | After all, I haven't gotten a "save the date" card yet. | After all, I haven't gotten a "save the date" card yet. |
101 | 00:03:04,214 | 00:03:05,614 | If you're engaged, | If you're engaged, |
102 | 00:03:05,644 | 00:03:07,053 | I assume you're planning a wedding at some point, | I assume you're planning a wedding at some point, |
103 | 00:03:07,083 | 00:03:08,453 | not that I've heard anything. | not that I've heard anything. |
104 | 00:03:08,483 | 00:03:10,253 | I will send you a "save the date" card, mom. | I will send you a "save the date" card, mom. |
105 | 00:03:10,283 | 00:03:12,083 | For? For? | For? For? |
106 | 00:03:12,123 | 00:03:13,692 | What date am I saving? | What date am I saving? |
107 | 00:03:13,722 | 00:03:16,522 | If I tell you that now, then what fun will the card be? | If I tell you that now, then what fun will the card be? |
108 | 00:03:16,552 | 00:03:18,691 | I mean, I assume I'm invited. I haven't heard. | I mean, I assume I'm invited. I haven't heard. |
109 | 00:03:18,721 | 00:03:20,591 | I haven't heard if I'm invited, | I haven't heard if I'm invited, |
110 | 00:03:20,631 | 00:03:22,331 | if I'm in the wedding, if I need a dress. | if I'm in the wedding, if I need a dress. |
111 | 00:03:22,361 | 00:03:24,531 | And now you won't tell me the date of this wedding | And now you won't tell me the date of this wedding |
112 | 00:03:24,561 | 00:03:25,700 | that I may or may not be invited to. | that I may or may not be invited to. |
113 | 00:03:25,730 | 00:03:26,700 | June 3rd! | June 3rd! |
114 | 00:03:27,630 | 00:03:28,600 | June 3rd? | June 3rd? |
115 | 00:03:28,630 | 00:03:30,240 | Yes, June 3rd, okay? | Yes, June 3rd, okay? |
116 | 00:03:30,270 | 00:03:31,240 | Are we here June 3rd? | Are we here June 3rd? |
117 | 00:03:31,270 | 00:03:32,439 | I believe we are. | I believe we are. |
118 | 00:03:32,469 | 00:03:34,709 | All right. June 3rd. | All right. June 3rd. |
119 | 00:03:34,739 | 00:03:36,809 | That's very soon. Yeah. | That's very soon. Yeah. |
120 | 00:03:36,839 | 00:03:38,508 | Is there any specific reason so soon? | Is there any specific reason so soon? |
121 | 00:03:38,538 | 00:03:40,248 | Oh, boy. June 3rd. | Oh, boy. June 3rd. |
122 | 00:03:40,278 | 00:03:42,548 | June 3rd? Richard, June 3rd. | June 3rd? Richard, June 3rd. |
123 | 00:03:42,578 | 00:03:43,648 | Yes, June 3rd. | Yes, June 3rd. |
124 | 00:03:43,678 | 00:03:45,217 | Well, it's just so soon. | Well, it's just so soon. |
125 | 00:03:45,247 | 00:03:48,347 | I mean, we haven't even seen Luke since... | I mean, we haven't even seen Luke since... |
126 | 00:03:48,387 | 00:03:50,487 | Richard, when was the last time we saw Luke? | Richard, when was the last time we saw Luke? |
127 | 00:03:50,517 | 00:03:52,656 | It's been a while. A long while. | It's been a while. A long while. |
128 | 00:03:52,686 | 00:03:55,256 | Well, you must bring him to dinner Friday. What? | Well, you must bring him to dinner Friday. What? |
129 | 00:03:55,286 | 00:03:56,726 | The next time we see him | The next time we see him |
130 | 00:03:56,756 | 00:03:58,395 | certainly cannot be as you're walking down the aisle. | certainly cannot be as you're walking down the aisle. |
131 | 00:03:58,425 | 00:04:00,725 | Well, there's time before... No, there's not. | Well, there's time before... No, there's not. |
132 | 00:04:00,765 | 00:04:02,725 | Your father goes out of town every other week | Your father goes out of town every other week |
133 | 00:04:02,765 | 00:04:04,464 | from now until the end of may, | from now until the end of may, |
134 | 00:04:04,494 | 00:04:06,194 | I have functions every weekend... | I have functions every weekend... |
135 | 00:04:06,234 | 00:04:08,334 | Two charity balls, the zoo auction, | Two charity balls, the zoo auction, |
136 | 00:04:08,364 | 00:04:10,134 | the Hartford beautification project. | the Hartford beautification project. |
137 | 00:04:10,174 | 00:04:11,703 | Your father and I bought a stretch of the highway. | Your father and I bought a stretch of the highway. |
138 | 00:04:11,733 | 00:04:13,603 | Exit 36 through 38. | Exit 36 through 38. |
139 | 00:04:13,643 | 00:04:15,303 | So there's literally no time left. | So there's literally no time left. |
140 | 00:04:15,343 | 00:04:17,472 | It has to be Friday. Friday it is. | It has to be Friday. Friday it is. |
141 | 00:04:17,512 | 00:04:18,812 | I don't know if Luke is available Friday. | I don't know if Luke is available Friday. |
142 | 00:04:18,842 | 00:04:20,612 | Tell him he has to be. This is family. | Tell him he has to be. This is family. |
143 | 00:04:20,642 | 00:04:22,682 | Yeah, but... he would say no to having dinner | Yeah, but... he would say no to having dinner |
144 | 00:04:22,712 | 00:04:24,711 | with his future mother- and father-in-law? | with his future mother- and father-in-law? |
145 | 00:04:24,751 | 00:04:26,711 | Is this really the kind of man you want in your life? | Is this really the kind of man you want in your life? |
146 | 00:04:26,751 | 00:04:28,351 | Is this really the kind of man | Is this really the kind of man |
147 | 00:04:28,381 | 00:04:29,681 | you want to be Rory's stepfather? | you want to be Rory's stepfather? |
148 | 00:04:29,721 | 00:04:31,520 | Yeah, think of the kids. | Yeah, think of the kids. |
149 | 00:04:31,550 | 00:04:33,290 | Luke is not saying no. You are? | Luke is not saying no. You are? |
150 | 00:04:33,320 | 00:04:34,660 | No, I'm not saying no, either. | No, I'm not saying no, either. |
151 | 00:04:34,690 | 00:04:36,160 | So no one's saying no. Right. | So no one's saying no. Right. |
152 | 00:04:36,190 | 00:04:37,729 | So you're saying yes. Yes. | So you're saying yes. Yes. |
153 | 00:04:37,759 | 00:04:40,229 | Good. I'll pick up some "save the date" cards tomorrow. | Good. I'll pick up some "save the date" cards tomorrow. |
154 | 00:04:40,259 | 00:04:41,529 | Do you want a color? | Do you want a color? |
155 | 00:04:41,559 | 00:04:43,168 | Because I think white is the best choice. | Because I think white is the best choice. |
156 | 00:04:43,198 | 00:04:47,738 | 5, 4, 3, 2... | 5, 4, 3, 2... |
157 | 00:04:47,768 | 00:04:51,437 | ♪ if you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ if you're out on the road ♪ |
158 | 00:04:51,467 | 00:04:56,536 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
159 | 00:04:56,576 | 00:05:00,446 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
160 | 00:05:00,476 | 00:05:04,785 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
161 | 00:05:04,815 | 00:05:09,584 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
162 | 00:05:09,614 | 00:05:13,254 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
163 | 00:05:13,294 | 00:05:15,893 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
164 | 00:05:15,923 | 00:05:18,493 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
165 | 00:05:18,523 | 00:05:22,592 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
166 | 00:05:22,632 | 00:05:27,632 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
167 | 00:05:27,672 | 00:05:30,771 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
168 | 00:05:30,801 | 00:05:33,811 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
169 | 00:05:33,841 | 00:05:36,740 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
170 | 00:05:36,770 | 00:05:38,740 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
171 | 00:05:42,379 | 00:05:44,279 | have you noticed | have you noticed |
172 | 00:05:44,319 | 00:05:45,919 | that anything in a red-wine reduction sauce | that anything in a red-wine reduction sauce |
173 | 00:05:45,949 | 00:05:47,519 | leaves you hungry 20 minutes later? | leaves you hungry 20 minutes later? |
174 | 00:05:47,549 | 00:05:49,318 | Rory: Especially if you don't eat it. | Rory: Especially if you don't eat it. |
175 | 00:05:49,348 | 00:05:50,918 | Did my parents eat exceptionally slowly tonight? | Did my parents eat exceptionally slowly tonight? |
176 | 00:05:50,958 | 00:05:53,258 | Yes. They did. | Yes. They did. |
177 | 00:05:53,288 | 00:05:55,927 | My mother started on the white-meat portion of her game hen at 8:15 | My mother started on the white-meat portion of her game hen at 8:15 |
178 | 00:05:55,957 | 00:05:57,897 | and did not hit the drumstick till 10 of 9:00. | and did not hit the drumstick till 10 of 9:00. |
179 | 00:05:57,927 | 00:05:59,597 | 9:15! | 9:15! |
180 | 00:05:59,627 | 00:06:00,926 | You've been in there an hour. What are you doing? | You've been in there an hour. What are you doing? |
181 | 00:06:00,966 | 00:06:02,466 | Facial exercises. | Facial exercises. |
182 | 00:06:02,496 | 00:06:04,396 | The younger I look, the younger you look. | The younger I look, the younger you look. |
183 | 00:06:04,436 | 00:06:05,896 | Oh, good point. | Oh, good point. |
184 | 00:06:05,936 | 00:06:08,565 | Hey, do we want the apple turnovers or the cherry? | Hey, do we want the apple turnovers or the cherry? |
185 | 00:06:08,605 | 00:06:09,935 | Yes. | Yes. |
186 | 00:06:09,965 | 00:06:13,305 | Hey, question... Where did June 3rd come from? | Hey, question... Where did June 3rd come from? |
187 | 00:06:13,345 | 00:06:14,544 | What? | What? |
188 | 00:06:14,574 | 00:06:15,674 | I thought there was no June 3rd. | I thought there was no June 3rd. |
189 | 00:06:15,704 | 00:06:17,344 | No, there's a June 3rd. | No, there's a June 3rd. |
190 | 00:06:17,374 | 00:06:18,674 | Just because we don't get married on a date | Just because we don't get married on a date |
191 | 00:06:18,714 | 00:06:19,974 | doesn't make it cease to exist. | doesn't make it cease to exist. |
192 | 00:06:20,014 | 00:06:22,343 | You know what I mean. I was on the spot. | You know what I mean. I was on the spot. |
193 | 00:06:22,383 | 00:06:24,253 | I just didn't want to go through the whole | I just didn't want to go through the whole |
194 | 00:06:24,283 | 00:06:25,713 | "the wedding was postponed" explanation. | "the wedding was postponed" explanation. |
195 | 00:06:25,753 | 00:06:26,752 | Why not? | Why not? |
196 | 00:06:26,782 | 00:06:27,982 | Because that would lead | Because that would lead |
197 | 00:06:28,022 | 00:06:29,682 | to the "what happened?" Conversation, | to the "what happened?" Conversation, |
198 | 00:06:29,722 | 00:06:31,992 | which would lead to the "I told you so" conversation | which would lead to the "I told you so" conversation |
199 | 00:06:32,022 | 00:06:33,691 | and the "what is wrong with you" | and the "what is wrong with you" |
200 | 00:06:33,721 | 00:06:34,991 | "that you can't close the deal?" Conversation, | "that you can't close the deal?" Conversation, |
201 | 00:06:35,021 | 00:06:36,521 | which would lead | which would lead |
202 | 00:06:36,561 | 00:06:38,261 | to the "why is Lorelai slamming her head" | to the "why is Lorelai slamming her head" |
203 | 00:06:38,291 | 00:06:39,730 | against the wall?" Conversation. | against the wall?" Conversation. |
204 | 00:06:39,760 | 00:06:41,330 | So I just said June 3rd. | So I just said June 3rd. |
205 | 00:06:41,360 | 00:06:43,300 | It could still happen, and if it doesn't, | It could still happen, and if it doesn't, |
206 | 00:06:43,330 | 00:06:44,770 | I'll blow up that bridge when we come to it. | I'll blow up that bridge when we come to it. |
207 | 00:06:44,800 | 00:06:46,269 | I get it. Thank you. | I get it. Thank you. |
208 | 00:06:46,299 | 00:06:47,369 | Those new sweats? Yep, just came out. | Those new sweats? Yep, just came out. |
209 | 00:06:47,399 | 00:06:48,469 | Did you get some for mommy? | Did you get some for mommy? |
210 | 00:06:48,499 | 00:06:49,699 | You want some Yale sweats? | You want some Yale sweats? |
211 | 00:06:49,739 | 00:06:51,469 | No, no, not me, your other mommy, | No, no, not me, your other mommy, |
212 | 00:06:51,509 | 00:06:52,938 | the one who raised you and fed you | the one who raised you and fed you |
213 | 00:06:52,968 | 00:06:54,978 | and stayed up with you when you had the measles. | and stayed up with you when you had the measles. |
214 | 00:06:55,008 | 00:06:55,938 | I already put them in your room. | I already put them in your room. |
215 | 00:06:55,978 | 00:06:57,548 | Excellent! | Excellent! |
216 | 00:06:57,578 | 00:06:59,377 | To cleanse your palate. Thank you. | To cleanse your palate. Thank you. |
217 | 00:06:59,407 | 00:07:00,647 | Let's go. | Let's go. |
218 | 00:07:02,617 | 00:07:04,787 | Hey, you know who also might like a sweatshirt? | Hey, you know who also might like a sweatshirt? |
219 | 00:07:04,817 | 00:07:07,016 | They don't make them for dogs. I already asked. | They don't make them for dogs. I already asked. |
220 | 00:07:07,046 | 00:07:09,756 | I did not mean Paul anka. He's a Princeton man, anyhow. | I did not mean Paul anka. He's a Princeton man, anyhow. |
221 | 00:07:09,786 | 00:07:11,026 | Nice loyalty. | Nice loyalty. |
222 | 00:07:11,056 | 00:07:12,525 | I think Christopher might like one. | I think Christopher might like one. |
223 | 00:07:12,555 | 00:07:13,855 | Dad? Really? | Dad? Really? |
224 | 00:07:13,895 | 00:07:15,455 | Yeah, he's paying your tuition now. | Yeah, he's paying your tuition now. |
225 | 00:07:15,495 | 00:07:16,795 | It might be a nice gesture. | It might be a nice gesture. |
226 | 00:07:16,825 | 00:07:18,395 | Yeah, sure, I could do that. | Yeah, sure, I could do that. |
227 | 00:07:18,425 | 00:07:19,724 | Cool. "Solaris"? | Cool. "Solaris"? |
228 | 00:07:19,764 | 00:07:21,494 | No, not again. | No, not again. |
229 | 00:07:21,534 | 00:07:22,734 | I'm telling you, there's a story in there somewhere. | I'm telling you, there's a story in there somewhere. |
230 | 00:07:22,764 | 00:07:24,364 | Yeah, the story is you | Yeah, the story is you |
231 | 00:07:24,404 | 00:07:26,363 | calling yourself Mrs. Clooney for 2 1/2 hours. | calling yourself Mrs. Clooney for 2 1/2 hours. |
232 | 00:07:26,403 | 00:07:27,733 | Have you heard from him lately? | Have you heard from him lately? |
233 | 00:07:27,773 | 00:07:29,273 | George? Yes, last night. | George? Yes, last night. |
234 | 00:07:29,303 | 00:07:30,703 | The Oscar buzz is really getting to him. | The Oscar buzz is really getting to him. |
235 | 00:07:30,743 | 00:07:32,502 | I'm talking about your dad. No. | I'm talking about your dad. No. |
236 | 00:07:32,542 | 00:07:33,872 | Huh. What? | Huh. What? |
237 | 00:07:33,912 | 00:07:35,672 | Nothing. He's just been very quiet lately. | Nothing. He's just been very quiet lately. |
238 | 00:07:35,712 | 00:07:37,482 | So? So it's weird. | So? So it's weird. |
239 | 00:07:37,512 | 00:07:39,641 | Pops up and then disappears again... that's never good. | Pops up and then disappears again... that's never good. |
240 | 00:07:39,681 | 00:07:41,651 | Unless he's a groundhog. Maybe dad's a groundhog. | Unless he's a groundhog. Maybe dad's a groundhog. |
241 | 00:07:41,681 | 00:07:42,881 | I wonder what he's up to. | I wonder what he's up to. |
242 | 00:07:42,911 | 00:07:44,451 | Maybe he's just busy with work. | Maybe he's just busy with work. |
243 | 00:07:44,481 | 00:07:46,050 | No, I don't buy it. | No, I don't buy it. |
244 | 00:07:46,080 | 00:07:48,450 | Maybe he's just doing what he promised he would do. | Maybe he's just doing what he promised he would do. |
245 | 00:07:48,490 | 00:07:49,490 | What's that? | What's that? |
246 | 00:07:49,520 | 00:07:50,760 | He's putting up the money | He's putting up the money |
247 | 00:07:50,790 | 00:07:52,419 | and staying out of everything else. | and staying out of everything else. |
248 | 00:07:52,459 | 00:07:54,759 | Hmm. Well, that was the agreement, wasn't it? | Hmm. Well, that was the agreement, wasn't it? |
249 | 00:07:54,789 | 00:07:55,859 | Yes, it was. | Yes, it was. |
250 | 00:07:55,889 | 00:07:57,329 | Huh. | Huh. |
251 | 00:07:57,359 | 00:07:59,928 | Maybe he is just doing what we agreed to. | Maybe he is just doing what we agreed to. |
252 | 00:07:59,958 | 00:08:01,068 | So UN-Christopher of him. | So UN-Christopher of him. |
253 | 00:08:01,098 | 00:08:02,628 | People change, | People change, |
254 | 00:08:02,668 | 00:08:04,837 | and then they get a nice sweatshirt as a treat. | and then they get a nice sweatshirt as a treat. |
255 | 00:08:04,867 | 00:08:06,537 | Good for him. Yep. | Good for him. Yep. |
256 | 00:08:06,567 | 00:08:07,707 | Hey, "bullets over Broadway." | Hey, "bullets over Broadway." |
257 | 00:08:07,737 | 00:08:08,737 | "Don't speak." | "Don't speak." |
258 | 00:08:08,767 | 00:08:10,307 | If only. [ Gasps ] | If only. [ Gasps ] |
259 | 00:08:10,337 | 00:08:12,606 | Hey, you like me. Remember that. | Hey, you like me. Remember that. |
260 | 00:08:12,636 | 00:08:14,706 | Why don't you invite him to Yale for lunch, | Why don't you invite him to Yale for lunch, |
261 | 00:08:14,746 | 00:08:17,005 | show him around the campus, make him feel daddy-ish? | show him around the campus, make him feel daddy-ish? |
262 | 00:08:17,045 | 00:08:19,575 | You think he'd like that? I think he'd love that. | You think he'd like that? I think he'd love that. |
263 | 00:08:19,615 | 00:08:21,045 | Okay. I'll call him tomorrow. | Okay. I'll call him tomorrow. |
264 | 00:08:21,085 | 00:08:22,945 | Just don't take him to the library. | Just don't take him to the library. |
265 | 00:08:22,985 | 00:08:24,954 | Mom. Don't show him all your classes. | Mom. Don't show him all your classes. |
266 | 00:08:24,984 | 00:08:27,554 | Don't make him touch the toe. This is my tour. | Don't make him touch the toe. This is my tour. |
267 | 00:08:27,584 | 00:08:29,784 | I'm just saying, if he passes out from boredom, | I'm just saying, if he passes out from boredom, |
268 | 00:08:29,824 | 00:08:32,053 | he's gonna be a lot harder to drag around campus than I was. | he's gonna be a lot harder to drag around campus than I was. |
269 | 00:08:32,093 | 00:08:33,863 | Seriously, don't speak. | Seriously, don't speak. |
270 | 00:08:38,732 | 00:08:40,332 | How about we call her cellphone | How about we call her cellphone |
271 | 00:08:40,362 | 00:08:41,532 | and make up some kind of emergency? | and make up some kind of emergency? |
272 | 00:08:41,562 | 00:08:42,901 | Would that work? | Would that work? |
273 | 00:08:44,071 | 00:08:45,571 | Okay, hit me with it. | Okay, hit me with it. |
274 | 00:08:45,601 | 00:08:46,901 | Big shock, it's about Paris. | Big shock, it's about Paris. |
275 | 00:08:46,931 | 00:08:48,671 | What did she do now? | What did she do now? |
276 | 00:08:48,701 | 00:08:50,100 | Nothing, it's what's been done to her. | Nothing, it's what's been done to her. |
277 | 00:08:50,140 | 00:08:51,910 | The howell Raines-ing is complete. | The howell Raines-ing is complete. |
278 | 00:08:51,940 | 00:08:53,410 | She's out? | She's out? |
279 | 00:08:53,440 | 00:08:55,640 | The board has spoken. More like screamed. | The board has spoken. More like screamed. |
280 | 00:08:55,680 | 00:08:57,809 | Oh, boy. How did she take it? She hasn't. | Oh, boy. How did she take it? She hasn't. |
281 | 00:08:57,849 | 00:09:00,719 | She won't come out of her bunker. She's been in there for hours. | She won't come out of her bunker. She's been in there for hours. |
282 | 00:09:00,749 | 00:09:03,078 | Even Hitler came out every once in a while to walk his dog. | Even Hitler came out every once in a while to walk his dog. |
283 | 00:09:03,118 | 00:09:05,388 | I interrupted her highness while she was on the phone | I interrupted her highness while she was on the phone |
284 | 00:09:05,418 | 00:09:08,688 | and got a 5,000-word lecture on Robert's rules of order. | and got a 5,000-word lecture on Robert's rules of order. |
285 | 00:09:08,718 | 00:09:10,017 | Well, she's got to be told. | Well, she's got to be told. |
286 | 00:09:10,057 | 00:09:11,527 | She's got to come out. | She's got to come out. |
287 | 00:09:11,557 | 00:09:13,127 | Tear gas! Where can we find tear gas? | Tear gas! Where can we find tear gas? |
288 | 00:09:13,157 | 00:09:14,927 | Or we could set off the fire alarm. | Or we could set off the fire alarm. |
289 | 00:09:14,957 | 00:09:17,796 | Stand down, everyone. I'll tell her. Really? | Stand down, everyone. I'll tell her. Really? |
290 | 00:09:17,826 | 00:09:19,926 | It's probably better that the person delivering the news | It's probably better that the person delivering the news |
291 | 00:09:19,966 | 00:09:22,435 | doesn't chuckle with glee while doing it, bill. | doesn't chuckle with glee while doing it, bill. |
292 | 00:09:22,465 | 00:09:24,365 | [ Chuckling ] I would not chuckle while doing it. | [ Chuckling ] I would not chuckle while doing it. |
293 | 00:09:24,405 | 00:09:26,365 | Oh, my god, that was completely inadvertent. | Oh, my god, that was completely inadvertent. |
294 | 00:09:26,405 | 00:09:28,604 | All right, I'm going in. | All right, I'm going in. |
295 | 00:09:28,634 | 00:09:30,404 | I know, Mr. Weisner. It was a complete screw-up. | I know, Mr. Weisner. It was a complete screw-up. |
296 | 00:09:30,444 | 00:09:31,644 | Here's what happened... | Here's what happened... |
297 | 00:09:31,674 | 00:09:33,144 | Your ad ran with the phone number | Your ad ran with the phone number |
298 | 00:09:33,174 | 00:09:35,413 | of the beauty-supply-store ad from the next page. | of the beauty-supply-store ad from the next page. |
299 | 00:09:35,443 | 00:09:37,943 | That's why you're getting calls about hair gel and moisturizers. | That's why you're getting calls about hair gel and moisturizers. |
300 | 00:09:37,983 | 00:09:40,083 | Anyway, I really want you to rest easy, | Anyway, I really want you to rest easy, |
301 | 00:09:40,113 | 00:09:41,952 | and I hope this does not interfere | and I hope this does not interfere |
302 | 00:09:41,982 | 00:09:43,622 | with any financial contributions | with any financial contributions |
303 | 00:09:43,652 | 00:09:45,552 | that you've been generous enough to promise. | that you've been generous enough to promise. |
304 | 00:09:45,582 | 00:09:48,891 | All right? Thank you. Bye. | All right? Thank you. Bye. |
305 | 00:09:48,921 | 00:09:50,621 | This job is 24/7. Yeah. | This job is 24/7. Yeah. |
306 | 00:09:50,661 | 00:09:52,161 | It's not enough to put out a daily paper | It's not enough to put out a daily paper |
307 | 00:09:52,191 | 00:09:54,730 | without having to dodge complaints | without having to dodge complaints |
308 | 00:09:54,760 | 00:09:57,630 | from uppity alumni calling over every little mistake. | from uppity alumni calling over every little mistake. |
309 | 00:09:57,660 | 00:09:59,760 | Weisner threatened to withhold money | Weisner threatened to withhold money |
310 | 00:09:59,800 | 00:10:01,029 | he had already pledged for the new computers | he had already pledged for the new computers |
311 | 00:10:01,069 | 00:10:02,829 | because his ad was messed up. | because his ad was messed up. |
312 | 00:10:02,869 | 00:10:04,139 | Can he even do that? | Can he even do that? |
313 | 00:10:04,169 | 00:10:05,569 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
314 | 00:10:05,599 | 00:10:06,839 | Do you want some soup? | Do you want some soup? |
315 | 00:10:06,869 | 00:10:08,538 | There's no ventilation in here. | There's no ventilation in here. |
316 | 00:10:08,568 | 00:10:10,168 | I'm careful. Right. | I'm careful. Right. |
317 | 00:10:10,208 | 00:10:13,608 | Uh, well, no, thank you. I just came in here to... | Uh, well, no, thank you. I just came in here to... |
318 | 00:10:13,647 | 00:10:16,507 | I was just thinking... Yeah? | I was just thinking... Yeah? |
319 | 00:10:16,547 | 00:10:18,577 | [ Sighs ] Five-plus years? | [ Sighs ] Five-plus years? |
320 | 00:10:18,617 | 00:10:20,116 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
321 | 00:10:20,146 | 00:10:22,116 | That we've known each other, that we've been friends. | That we've known each other, that we've been friends. |
322 | 00:10:22,146 | 00:10:23,416 | Five-plus. | Five-plus. |
323 | 00:10:23,456 | 00:10:24,686 | That long? Wow. | That long? Wow. |
324 | 00:10:24,716 | 00:10:25,956 | Feels like forever ago to me... | Feels like forever ago to me... |
325 | 00:10:25,986 | 00:10:27,525 | Chilton, the day we met, | Chilton, the day we met, |
326 | 00:10:27,555 | 00:10:29,925 | just a couple of rosy-cheeked kids. | just a couple of rosy-cheeked kids. |
327 | 00:10:29,955 | 00:10:31,625 | My face inflamed easily back then... | My face inflamed easily back then... |
328 | 00:10:31,655 | 00:10:33,424 | Too many tomatoes and red peppers. | Too many tomatoes and red peppers. |
329 | 00:10:33,464 | 00:10:34,794 | Got off to kind of a rocky start. | Got off to kind of a rocky start. |
330 | 00:10:34,824 | 00:10:36,464 | We were competitors. | We were competitors. |
331 | 00:10:36,494 | 00:10:38,634 | I get that from my mother. She's part viking. | I get that from my mother. She's part viking. |
332 | 00:10:38,664 | 00:10:41,563 | But eventually we became pals, good pals, | But eventually we became pals, good pals, |
333 | 00:10:41,603 | 00:10:44,573 | because we respected each other | because we respected each other |
334 | 00:10:44,603 | 00:10:47,902 | and supported each other in good times and bad. | and supported each other in good times and bad. |
335 | 00:10:47,942 | 00:10:49,742 | Did I open this can today or yesterday? | Did I open this can today or yesterday? |
336 | 00:10:49,772 | 00:10:51,442 | This is a not-so-good time, Paris. | This is a not-so-good time, Paris. |
337 | 00:10:51,472 | 00:10:52,941 | I know. | I know. |
338 | 00:10:52,971 | 00:10:55,011 | If the hurricanes don't kill us, the bird flu will. | If the hurricanes don't kill us, the bird flu will. |
339 | 00:10:55,041 | 00:10:57,981 | I mean for you, here, at the paper. | I mean for you, here, at the paper. |
340 | 00:10:59,110 | 00:11:01,780 | The board voted you out. | The board voted you out. |
341 | 00:11:01,820 | 00:11:03,690 | Oh. | Oh. |
342 | 00:11:03,720 | 00:11:05,090 | I see. | I see. |
343 | 00:11:08,119 | 00:11:09,459 | So it's over. | So it's over. |
344 | 00:11:09,489 | 00:11:10,659 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
345 | 00:11:10,689 | 00:11:13,758 | I just found out. I'm so sorry. | I just found out. I'm so sorry. |
346 | 00:11:13,798 | 00:11:15,728 | Well, it's not like I didn't have a clue | Well, it's not like I didn't have a clue |
347 | 00:11:15,758 | 00:11:17,568 | that that was a possibility. | that that was a possibility. |
348 | 00:11:17,598 | 00:11:19,597 | It has been pretty tense around here. | It has been pretty tense around here. |
349 | 00:11:19,627 | 00:11:22,667 | So, are they all out there excitedly awaiting my perp walk? | So, are they all out there excitedly awaiting my perp walk? |
350 | 00:11:22,697 | 00:11:24,537 | Oh, who cares? Who cares about them? | Oh, who cares? Who cares about them? |
351 | 00:11:24,567 | 00:11:25,706 | You don't perp walk. | You don't perp walk. |
352 | 00:11:25,736 | 00:11:27,106 | You're Paris geller. You walk tall. | You're Paris geller. You walk tall. |
353 | 00:11:27,136 | 00:11:28,736 | You're better than all of them. | You're better than all of them. |
354 | 00:11:28,776 | 00:11:29,976 | Really? Definitely. | Really? Definitely. |
355 | 00:11:30,006 | 00:11:31,945 | And this job, Paris, being editor... | And this job, Paris, being editor... |
356 | 00:11:31,975 | 00:11:33,745 | You don't need this, this hassle. | You don't need this, this hassle. |
357 | 00:11:33,775 | 00:11:35,645 | You're gonna be a doctor. Surgeon. | You're gonna be a doctor. Surgeon. |
358 | 00:11:35,675 | 00:11:36,715 | And a lawyer. Judge. | And a lawyer. Judge. |
359 | 00:11:36,745 | 00:11:38,014 | That's a hell of a workload. | That's a hell of a workload. |
360 | 00:11:38,044 | 00:11:39,644 | And the workload here, the indignities, | And the workload here, the indignities, |
361 | 00:11:39,684 | 00:11:41,784 | smoothing the ruffled feathers of advertisers, | smoothing the ruffled feathers of advertisers, |
362 | 00:11:41,814 | 00:11:43,654 | covering sports as if they matter... | covering sports as if they matter... |
363 | 00:11:43,684 | 00:11:45,523 | You're exhausted, Paris, | You're exhausted, Paris, |
364 | 00:11:45,553 | 00:11:47,623 | stretched thin, eating soup out of a can. | stretched thin, eating soup out of a can. |
365 | 00:11:47,653 | 00:11:48,893 | Soup I don't even like. | Soup I don't even like. |
366 | 00:11:48,923 | 00:11:50,523 | This might not be such a bad thing, | This might not be such a bad thing, |
367 | 00:11:50,563 | 00:11:51,562 | leaving this job, huh? | leaving this job, huh? |
368 | 00:11:51,592 | 00:11:52,692 | I am pretty tired. | I am pretty tired. |
369 | 00:11:52,722 | 00:11:54,692 | You even look a little relieved. | You even look a little relieved. |
370 | 00:11:54,732 | 00:11:56,762 | And I'll be damned if I'm gonna give those people a perp walk. | And I'll be damned if I'm gonna give those people a perp walk. |
371 | 00:11:56,792 | 00:11:58,001 | Good. Good attitude. | Good. Good attitude. |
372 | 00:11:58,031 | 00:11:59,201 | Let's get out of this spider hole | Let's get out of this spider hole |
373 | 00:11:59,231 | 00:12:00,231 | and take care of this right now. | and take care of this right now. |
374 | 00:12:00,261 | 00:12:01,931 | I am with you, friend. | I am with you, friend. |
375 | 00:12:01,971 | 00:12:03,071 | You better shut off the hot plate. | You better shut off the hot plate. |
376 | 00:12:03,101 | 00:12:04,100 | Right. | Right. |
377 | 00:12:07,270 | 00:12:09,910 | Everyone, I have a little announcement, | Everyone, I have a little announcement, |
378 | 00:12:09,940 | 00:12:12,539 | so if you could gather around, please. | so if you could gather around, please. |
379 | 00:12:12,579 | 00:12:13,979 | We have an issue. | We have an issue. |
380 | 00:12:14,009 | 00:12:15,849 | You see, it has become increasingly apparent | You see, it has become increasingly apparent |
381 | 00:12:15,879 | 00:12:19,018 | that I have become the story here at the Yale daily news | that I have become the story here at the Yale daily news |
382 | 00:12:19,048 | 00:12:21,788 | and that I have overshadowed our journalistic efforts. | and that I have overshadowed our journalistic efforts. |
383 | 00:12:21,818 | 00:12:23,917 | Well, I don't want to be the story at my own newspaper, | Well, I don't want to be the story at my own newspaper, |
384 | 00:12:23,957 | 00:12:25,857 | because then I'd be Judith Miller, | because then I'd be Judith Miller, |
385 | 00:12:25,887 | 00:12:27,687 | and I'd have to wear my bangs too long | and I'd have to wear my bangs too long |
386 | 00:12:27,727 | 00:12:29,587 | and overdo my lipstick, and I don't want that. | and overdo my lipstick, and I don't want that. |
387 | 00:12:29,627 | 00:12:30,996 | I want to remain me. | I want to remain me. |
388 | 00:12:31,026 | 00:12:32,896 | So I am tendering my resignation | So I am tendering my resignation |
389 | 00:12:32,926 | 00:12:35,696 | as editor in chief effective immediately. | as editor in chief effective immediately. |
390 | 00:12:35,726 | 00:12:38,265 | In closing, I'd like to state that the Yale daily news | In closing, I'd like to state that the Yale daily news |
391 | 00:12:38,295 | 00:12:41,205 | has overcome numerous obstacles in its August history | has overcome numerous obstacles in its August history |
392 | 00:12:41,235 | 00:12:43,034 | and that it will easily overcome this. | and that it will easily overcome this. |
393 | 00:12:43,064 | 00:12:44,834 | My resignation will be a loss, | My resignation will be a loss, |
394 | 00:12:44,874 | 00:12:46,904 | but it will be a loss the daily news can survive, | but it will be a loss the daily news can survive, |
395 | 00:12:46,934 | 00:12:50,643 | and it is a loss it must survive. | and it is a loss it must survive. |
396 | 00:12:50,673 | 00:12:52,973 | Good night and good luck. | Good night and good luck. |
397 | 00:13:01,582 | 00:13:02,981 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
398 | 00:13:08,720 | 00:13:10,890 | [ Sighs ] I don't want to go. | [ Sighs ] I don't want to go. |
399 | 00:13:10,930 | 00:13:12,990 | Of course you don't. Your parents are not warm people. | Of course you don't. Your parents are not warm people. |
400 | 00:13:13,030 | 00:13:14,800 | They were extras in "march of the penguins." | They were extras in "march of the penguins." |
401 | 00:13:14,830 | 00:13:16,899 | Maybe we could skip the drinks, have the dinner, and be done. | Maybe we could skip the drinks, have the dinner, and be done. |
402 | 00:13:16,929 | 00:13:19,029 | Luke, you don't skip the one activity | Luke, you don't skip the one activity |
403 | 00:13:19,069 | 00:13:21,239 | that makes the rest of the evening miraculously tolerable. | that makes the rest of the evening miraculously tolerable. |
404 | 00:13:21,269 | 00:13:23,138 | The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. | The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. |
405 | 00:13:23,168 | 00:13:24,708 | The drinks get us drunk. | The drinks get us drunk. |
406 | 00:13:24,738 | 00:13:26,108 | But they take forever, and then I got to sit there | But they take forever, and then I got to sit there |
407 | 00:13:26,138 | 00:13:29,707 | and talk to your dad about stocks and literature | and talk to your dad about stocks and literature |
408 | 00:13:29,737 | 00:13:32,007 | and watch it dawn on him for the umpteenth time | and watch it dawn on him for the umpteenth time |
409 | 00:13:32,047 | 00:13:34,117 | that I don't know anything about stocks or literature. | that I don't know anything about stocks or literature. |
410 | 00:13:34,147 | 00:13:35,616 | How many times can two people | How many times can two people |
411 | 00:13:35,646 | 00:13:37,316 | have the same awful conversation? | have the same awful conversation? |
412 | 00:13:37,346 | 00:13:38,846 | Just repeat after me... | Just repeat after me... |
413 | 00:13:38,886 | 00:13:40,586 | "this is really great scotch, Richard." | "this is really great scotch, Richard." |
414 | 00:13:40,616 | 00:13:42,955 | And then, of course, there's your mother, who hates me. | And then, of course, there's your mother, who hates me. |
415 | 00:13:42,985 | 00:13:44,925 | All the more reason to get a little soused. | All the more reason to get a little soused. |
416 | 00:13:44,955 | 00:13:46,155 | We can drink in the car. One of us has to drive. | We can drink in the car. One of us has to drive. |
417 | 00:13:46,185 | 00:13:47,754 | Fine, you drink in the car, | Fine, you drink in the car, |
418 | 00:13:47,794 | 00:13:49,254 | I'll take five quick shots in their driveway. | I'll take five quick shots in their driveway. |
419 | 00:13:49,294 | 00:13:51,264 | Look, I want to get out of there as quickly as you do, | Look, I want to get out of there as quickly as you do, |
420 | 00:13:51,294 | 00:13:53,294 | but we have to think a little more pragmatically. | but we have to think a little more pragmatically. |
421 | 00:13:53,324 | 00:13:54,893 | So when the dessert comes, | So when the dessert comes, |
422 | 00:13:54,933 | 00:13:56,133 | I will fake an attack of food poisoning, | I will fake an attack of food poisoning, |
423 | 00:13:56,163 | 00:13:57,803 | and then you rush me to the car. | and then you rush me to the car. |
424 | 00:13:57,833 | 00:13:59,863 | That's your solution? Uh-huh, yes. | That's your solution? Uh-huh, yes. |
425 | 00:13:59,903 | 00:14:01,902 | Fake stomach pain is my specialty... | Fake stomach pain is my specialty... |
426 | 00:14:01,932 | 00:14:03,372 | That and getting my fiancé | That and getting my fiancé |
427 | 00:14:03,402 | 00:14:05,302 | to agree to horrible things he hates. | to agree to horrible things he hates. |
428 | 00:14:05,342 | 00:14:06,702 | 6:00? | 6:00? |
429 | 00:14:06,742 | 00:14:09,011 | Wear something fetching. | Wear something fetching. |
430 | 00:14:09,041 | 00:14:10,681 | What is Luke doing here? | What is Luke doing here? |
431 | 00:14:10,711 | 00:14:13,241 | Oh, he's making a few minor repairs around the inn. | Oh, he's making a few minor repairs around the inn. |
432 | 00:14:13,281 | 00:14:14,880 | What about the handyman? Parker? | What about the handyman? Parker? |
433 | 00:14:14,910 | 00:14:16,250 | Yes. I thought we liked him. | Yes. I thought we liked him. |
434 | 00:14:16,280 | 00:14:17,950 | We do, but Luke offered, | We do, but Luke offered, |
435 | 00:14:17,980 | 00:14:19,950 | and he has his own tool belt, and the price was right. | and he has his own tool belt, and the price was right. |
436 | 00:14:19,980 | 00:14:21,719 | Oh, really? No charge? | Oh, really? No charge? |
437 | 00:14:21,749 | 00:14:24,059 | Well, I did have to give him a coupon | Well, I did have to give him a coupon |
438 | 00:14:24,089 | 00:14:25,659 | for 100 free snuggles. | for 100 free snuggles. |
439 | 00:14:25,689 | 00:14:26,718 | How adorable. | How adorable. |
440 | 00:14:26,758 | 00:14:28,288 | Yeah, and to tell the truth, | Yeah, and to tell the truth, |
441 | 00:14:28,328 | 00:14:30,928 | Parker always kind of turned up his nose at my snuggle bucks. | Parker always kind of turned up his nose at my snuggle bucks. |
442 | 00:14:30,958 | 00:14:33,027 | So I guess this is how we're operating now. | So I guess this is how we're operating now. |
443 | 00:14:33,057 | 00:14:34,867 | How's that? | How's that? |
444 | 00:14:34,897 | 00:14:36,297 | We've dispensed with hiring professionals around here. | We've dispensed with hiring professionals around here. |
445 | 00:14:36,327 | 00:14:37,697 | Maybe from now on, | Maybe from now on, |
446 | 00:14:37,737 | 00:14:39,237 | my cousin gert can do our accounting. | my cousin gert can do our accounting. |
447 | 00:14:39,267 | 00:14:40,906 | She's got her own calculator. | She's got her own calculator. |
448 | 00:14:40,936 | 00:14:42,366 | He's not performing open-heart surgery, Michel. | He's not performing open-heart surgery, Michel. |
449 | 00:14:42,406 | 00:14:44,176 | He's just fixing a few things, for free, | He's just fixing a few things, for free, |
450 | 00:14:44,206 | 00:14:45,776 | saving me a little money | saving me a little money |
451 | 00:14:45,806 | 00:14:47,805 | so I can do crazy things like pay people's salary | so I can do crazy things like pay people's salary |
452 | 00:14:47,845 | 00:14:49,105 | and heat the place. | and heat the place. |
453 | 00:14:49,145 | 00:14:50,775 | Well, he's not doing a very good job. | Well, he's not doing a very good job. |
454 | 00:14:50,815 | 00:14:53,274 | That key rack is protruding way too far out. | That key rack is protruding way too far out. |
455 | 00:14:53,314 | 00:14:55,144 | It's going to wreak havoc on my French cuffs | It's going to wreak havoc on my French cuffs |
456 | 00:14:55,184 | 00:14:56,844 | every time I reach for a key. | every time I reach for a key. |
457 | 00:14:56,884 | 00:14:58,354 | Tell him how you like the hooks. | Tell him how you like the hooks. |
458 | 00:14:58,384 | 00:15:00,723 | Oh, I'm supposed to just follow him around all day, | Oh, I'm supposed to just follow him around all day, |
459 | 00:15:00,753 | 00:15:02,053 | correcting his every mistake? | correcting his every mistake? |
460 | 00:15:02,083 | 00:15:03,693 | Absurd. | Absurd. |
461 | 00:15:03,723 | 00:15:05,223 | We will sit down and make a detailed list | We will sit down and make a detailed list |
462 | 00:15:05,253 | 00:15:07,252 | of everything we need done, and he can consult that. | of everything we need done, and he can consult that. |
463 | 00:15:07,292 | 00:15:08,962 | Luke does not need a list. | Luke does not need a list. |
464 | 00:15:08,992 | 00:15:11,232 | What do you mean? We always gave Parker a list. | What do you mean? We always gave Parker a list. |
465 | 00:15:11,262 | 00:15:12,961 | Luke's got a sixth sense about these things. | Luke's got a sixth sense about these things. |
466 | 00:15:12,991 | 00:15:15,031 | He can spot a loose screw from across the room. | He can spot a loose screw from across the room. |
467 | 00:15:15,061 | 00:15:17,001 | He can sense when something needs to be fixed | He can sense when something needs to be fixed |
468 | 00:15:17,031 | 00:15:18,800 | before it's even broken... It's spooky. | before it's even broken... It's spooky. |
469 | 00:15:18,830 | 00:15:20,700 | Well, I will do a quick walk-through with him, | Well, I will do a quick walk-through with him, |
470 | 00:15:20,740 | 00:15:22,370 | just to make sure his magical powers are working. | just to make sure his magical powers are working. |
471 | 00:15:22,400 | 00:15:24,070 | Michel, there's no need for that. | Michel, there's no need for that. |
472 | 00:15:24,110 | 00:15:25,809 | You've got plenty to handle with all the guests, | You've got plenty to handle with all the guests, |
473 | 00:15:25,839 | 00:15:27,009 | and Luke's got it covered. | and Luke's got it covered. |
474 | 00:15:27,039 | 00:15:28,879 | Left my sandpaper in the library. | Left my sandpaper in the library. |
475 | 00:15:28,909 | 00:15:30,409 | It must be nice to have a man | It must be nice to have a man |
476 | 00:15:30,439 | 00:15:33,048 | who isn't ashamed of his own natural body odor. | who isn't ashamed of his own natural body odor. |
477 | 00:15:36,078 | 00:15:38,387 | Come on. I'm trying to be accurate. | Come on. I'm trying to be accurate. |
478 | 00:15:38,417 | 00:15:40,687 | There are no hanging chads, bill. | There are no hanging chads, bill. |
479 | 00:15:40,717 | 00:15:42,017 | Give us the count. | Give us the count. |
480 | 00:15:42,057 | 00:15:44,686 | Okay, we've got 16 votes for Casey, | Okay, we've got 16 votes for Casey, |
481 | 00:15:44,726 | 00:15:47,026 | 18 for Andrew, and 9 for Cathy. | 18 for Andrew, and 9 for Cathy. |
482 | 00:15:47,056 | 00:15:48,826 | I can't do this anymore! | I can't do this anymore! |
483 | 00:15:48,856 | 00:15:50,056 | We're never going to get a majority! | We're never going to get a majority! |
484 | 00:15:50,096 | 00:15:51,295 | Let's just not have an editor. | Let's just not have an editor. |
485 | 00:15:51,325 | 00:15:52,765 | We can run the paper by committee. | We can run the paper by committee. |
486 | 00:15:52,795 | 00:15:54,265 | No one said this was going to be easy. | No one said this was going to be easy. |
487 | 00:15:54,295 | 00:15:55,995 | It's been three days of voting. | It's been three days of voting. |
488 | 00:15:56,035 | 00:15:57,864 | That's not an election, that's a sentence. | That's not an election, that's a sentence. |
489 | 00:15:57,904 | 00:15:58,934 | Maybe we should take a break. | Maybe we should take a break. |
490 | 00:15:58,964 | 00:16:00,434 | No. No breaks. | No. No breaks. |
491 | 00:16:00,464 | 00:16:02,334 | This isn't est. We get to leave. | This isn't est. We get to leave. |
492 | 00:16:02,374 | 00:16:04,903 | Maybe we should send out for coffee. Who wants coffee? | Maybe we should send out for coffee. Who wants coffee? |
493 | 00:16:04,943 | 00:16:07,373 | No way! I'm so wired, I'm jumping out of my skin! | No way! I'm so wired, I'm jumping out of my skin! |
494 | 00:16:07,403 | 00:16:09,273 | We have three candidates and no consensus. | We have three candidates and no consensus. |
495 | 00:16:09,313 | 00:16:11,012 | We're never getting out of here. | We're never getting out of here. |
496 | 00:16:11,042 | 00:16:12,282 | We need a new name. I agree. | We need a new name. I agree. |
497 | 00:16:12,312 | 00:16:13,312 | We're not getting anywhere. | We're not getting anywhere. |
498 | 00:16:13,342 | 00:16:14,182 | How about Gilmore? | How about Gilmore? |
499 | 00:16:14,212 | 00:16:15,082 | I like that name. | I like that name. |
500 | 00:16:15,112 | 00:16:16,312 | I like that name. | I like that name. |
501 | 00:16:16,352 | 00:16:18,221 | Whoa, hey, I didn't mean my name. | Whoa, hey, I didn't mean my name. |
502 | 00:16:18,251 | 00:16:20,421 | I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Andrew. Sorry, Andrew. | I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Andrew. Sorry, Andrew. |
503 | 00:16:20,451 | 00:16:21,991 | And I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Cathy. | And I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Cathy. |
504 | 00:16:22,021 | 00:16:23,220 | Sorry, Cathy. | Sorry, Cathy. |
505 | 00:16:23,250 | 00:16:24,920 | And I'd vote for anybody over Casey | And I'd vote for anybody over Casey |
506 | 00:16:24,960 | 00:16:26,820 | because Casey's an idiot and didn't even show up. | because Casey's an idiot and didn't even show up. |
507 | 00:16:26,860 | 00:16:28,460 | He's in the back. Sorry, Casey. | He's in the back. Sorry, Casey. |
508 | 00:16:28,490 | 00:16:29,989 | Got a statement, Gilmore? | Got a statement, Gilmore? |
509 | 00:16:30,029 | 00:16:31,359 | No, um... | No, um... |
510 | 00:16:31,399 | 00:16:33,199 | I'd just like to say I'm flattered, | I'd just like to say I'm flattered, |
511 | 00:16:33,229 | 00:16:35,029 | and you're very kind. | and you're very kind. |
512 | 00:16:35,069 | 00:16:38,138 | Um, I did miss that semester, so seniority's a question. | Um, I did miss that semester, so seniority's a question. |
513 | 00:16:38,168 | 00:16:40,168 | We're past taking seniority into account. | We're past taking seniority into account. |
514 | 00:16:40,198 | 00:16:42,038 | You totally bailed us out that night. | You totally bailed us out that night. |
515 | 00:16:42,068 | 00:16:43,937 | The paper wouldn't have gone out if it weren't for you. | The paper wouldn't have gone out if it weren't for you. |
516 | 00:16:43,977 | 00:16:45,377 | What's your hesitation? Is it Paris? | What's your hesitation? Is it Paris? |
517 | 00:16:45,407 | 00:16:47,337 | No, I'm not hesitating because of Paris. | No, I'm not hesitating because of Paris. |
518 | 00:16:47,377 | 00:16:49,047 | Then why are you hesitating? | Then why are you hesitating? |
519 | 00:16:49,077 | 00:16:51,146 | I'm not. I accept the nomination. | I'm not. I accept the nomination. |
520 | 00:16:51,176 | 00:16:53,076 | Please tell me we don't have to debate this. | Please tell me we don't have to debate this. |
521 | 00:16:53,116 | 00:16:56,115 | What's the debate? She's feeling pretty consensus-y to me. | What's the debate? She's feeling pretty consensus-y to me. |
522 | 00:16:56,145 | 00:16:57,345 | All right. All those in favor | All right. All those in favor |
523 | 00:16:57,385 | 00:16:59,455 | of Rory Gilmore as editor, say aye. | of Rory Gilmore as editor, say aye. |
524 | 00:16:59,485 | 00:17:00,955 | Together: Aye! | Together: Aye! |
525 | 00:17:00,985 | 00:17:03,924 | Sounds consensus-y to me. Congratulations. | Sounds consensus-y to me. Congratulations. |
526 | 00:17:03,954 | 00:17:06,524 | Thank you, everyone. I won't let you down. | Thank you, everyone. I won't let you down. |
527 | 00:17:06,554 | 00:17:08,823 | This is part two of the financial-aid feature. | This is part two of the financial-aid feature. |
528 | 00:17:08,863 | 00:17:10,763 | We need your okay before going to layout. | We need your okay before going to layout. |
529 | 00:17:10,793 | 00:17:12,233 | Good. I loved part one, by the way. | Good. I loved part one, by the way. |
530 | 00:17:12,263 | 00:17:13,903 | Thanks. A.p. Pieces. | Thanks. A.p. Pieces. |
531 | 00:17:13,933 | 00:17:15,302 | We may need more filler than usual today. | We may need more filler than usual today. |
532 | 00:17:15,332 | 00:17:17,032 | Good. Thanks, Sheila. | Good. Thanks, Sheila. |
533 | 00:17:17,062 | 00:17:18,972 | These should probably come first... photo approvals. | These should probably come first... photo approvals. |
534 | 00:17:19,002 | 00:17:20,332 | Thanks, joanie. And let Derek know | Thanks, joanie. And let Derek know |
535 | 00:17:20,372 | 00:17:22,071 | that I'm gonna need some space in editorial. | that I'm gonna need some space in editorial. |
536 | 00:17:22,101 | 00:17:24,141 | I want to write a little note from me to the readers. | I want to write a little note from me to the readers. |
537 | 00:17:24,171 | 00:17:25,311 | Will do. | Will do. |
538 | 00:17:33,880 | 00:17:35,079 | [ Gasps ] | [ Gasps ] |
539 | 00:17:40,089 | 00:17:41,458 | Ow. | Ow. |
540 | 00:17:49,127 | 00:17:50,897 | Paris! | Paris! |
541 | 00:17:50,927 | 00:17:53,227 | Doyle! Someone! | Doyle! Someone! |
542 | 00:17:53,267 | 00:17:55,236 | You dare show your face? | You dare show your face? |
543 | 00:17:55,266 | 00:17:57,096 | What is my stuff doing out here? | What is my stuff doing out here? |
544 | 00:17:57,136 | 00:18:00,106 | I'll prorate the utilities from the time of eviction... | I'll prorate the utilities from the time of eviction... |
545 | 00:18:00,136 | 00:18:02,175 | 3:47 P.M., the third day of February. | 3:47 P.M., the third day of February. |
546 | 00:18:02,205 | 00:18:04,375 | Eviction? Paris, why are you doing this? | Eviction? Paris, why are you doing this? |
547 | 00:18:04,405 | 00:18:05,845 | Don't you play dumb with me. | Don't you play dumb with me. |
548 | 00:18:05,875 | 00:18:07,144 | Unchain the door. | Unchain the door. |
549 | 00:18:07,174 | 00:18:08,944 | This chain is here for your protection. | This chain is here for your protection. |
550 | 00:18:08,974 | 00:18:10,984 | Krav maga, baby. When my enemies approach, | Krav maga, baby. When my enemies approach, |
551 | 00:18:11,014 | 00:18:12,584 | I'm trained to pounce... It's reflex. | I'm trained to pounce... It's reflex. |
552 | 00:18:12,614 | 00:18:14,453 | Paris, I'm not your enemy. Oh, really? | Paris, I'm not your enemy. Oh, really? |
553 | 00:18:14,483 | 00:18:15,883 | Enemies move in silence | Enemies move in silence |
554 | 00:18:15,913 | 00:18:17,453 | and strike when their prey is weakest. | and strike when their prey is weakest. |
555 | 00:18:17,483 | 00:18:19,853 | Pretty much sums you up, doesn't it, editor Gilmore? | Pretty much sums you up, doesn't it, editor Gilmore? |
556 | 00:18:19,883 | 00:18:21,452 | That was not my doing. That was the board's. | That was not my doing. That was the board's. |
557 | 00:18:21,492 | 00:18:23,492 | As if you didn't lobby for it. I didn't! | As if you didn't lobby for it. I didn't! |
558 | 00:18:23,522 | 00:18:25,522 | That secret meeting weeks ago at the pub | That secret meeting weeks ago at the pub |
559 | 00:18:25,562 | 00:18:27,391 | where you set the putsch in motion... what happened? | where you set the putsch in motion... what happened? |
560 | 00:18:27,421 | 00:18:29,131 | There wasn't a beer hall available? | There wasn't a beer hall available? |
561 | 00:18:29,161 | 00:18:30,461 | I did not set the putsch in motion. | I did not set the putsch in motion. |
562 | 00:18:30,491 | 00:18:31,601 | I can't even spell "putsch." | I can't even spell "putsch." |
563 | 00:18:31,631 | 00:18:33,530 | Nice spin. Take it to "k" street. | Nice spin. Take it to "k" street. |
564 | 00:18:33,560 | 00:18:36,030 | I made you my number two, and it went to your head! | I made you my number two, and it went to your head! |
565 | 00:18:36,070 | 00:18:37,600 | You can't just kick me out like this! | You can't just kick me out like this! |
566 | 00:18:37,630 | 00:18:39,999 | There's a hallway full of crap that says otherwise! | There's a hallway full of crap that says otherwise! |
567 | 00:18:40,039 | 00:18:41,169 | But we're friends. | But we're friends. |
568 | 00:18:41,209 | 00:18:42,409 | We're not friends. | We're not friends. |
569 | 00:18:42,439 | 00:18:44,179 | I understand why you're upset, | I understand why you're upset, |
570 | 00:18:44,209 | 00:18:45,609 | but just let me in so I can explain. | but just let me in so I can explain. |
571 | 00:18:45,639 | 00:18:48,208 | "Gee, Paris, what a horrible job being editor is. | "Gee, Paris, what a horrible job being editor is. |
572 | 00:18:48,248 | 00:18:49,508 | "Who needs the headache? | "Who needs the headache? |
573 | 00:18:49,548 | 00:18:52,218 | Remember chilton, Paris? All those good times." | Remember chilton, Paris? All those good times." |
574 | 00:18:52,248 | 00:18:53,987 | Well, the good times are over! | Well, the good times are over! |
575 | 00:18:56,317 | 00:18:58,457 | Here, this is yours, too. | Here, this is yours, too. |
576 | 00:19:04,196 | 00:19:06,155 | Luke, can we talk for a minute? | Luke, can we talk for a minute? |
577 | 00:19:06,195 | 00:19:07,455 | Yeah, what's up? | Yeah, what's up? |
578 | 00:19:07,495 | 00:19:10,525 | I noticed your truck, your filthy green truck. | I noticed your truck, your filthy green truck. |
579 | 00:19:10,565 | 00:19:13,134 | It's parked in guest parking. So? | It's parked in guest parking. So? |
580 | 00:19:13,164 | 00:19:15,464 | So guest parking is for guests. | So guest parking is for guests. |
581 | 00:19:15,504 | 00:19:17,634 | Filthy-green-truck parking is around the back, | Filthy-green-truck parking is around the back, |
582 | 00:19:17,664 | 00:19:19,373 | on the dirt road, behind the shed. | on the dirt road, behind the shed. |
583 | 00:19:19,403 | 00:19:20,873 | I'll be done in two minutes. | I'll be done in two minutes. |
584 | 00:19:20,903 | 00:19:22,073 | Wonderful. | Wonderful. |
585 | 00:19:22,103 | 00:19:24,143 | Now, about your hat. My hat? | Now, about your hat. My hat? |
586 | 00:19:24,173 | 00:19:25,512 | I'd like you to remove it. | I'd like you to remove it. |
587 | 00:19:25,542 | 00:19:27,142 | What for? You're indoors. | What for? You're indoors. |
588 | 00:19:27,172 | 00:19:29,012 | Gentlemen don't wear hats indoors. | Gentlemen don't wear hats indoors. |
589 | 00:19:29,042 | 00:19:30,912 | It's okay. I'm not much of a gentleman. | It's okay. I'm not much of a gentleman. |
590 | 00:19:30,952 | 00:19:33,411 | Not if you persist in dressing like a "peanuts" character. | Not if you persist in dressing like a "peanuts" character. |
591 | 00:19:33,451 | 00:19:35,051 | I'm not taking off my hat. | I'm not taking off my hat. |
592 | 00:19:35,081 | 00:19:37,481 | Did you talk to a guest this morning? Huh? | Did you talk to a guest this morning? Huh? |
593 | 00:19:37,521 | 00:19:39,450 | I thought I saw you talking to a guest. | I thought I saw you talking to a guest. |
594 | 00:19:39,490 | 00:19:41,290 | I may have given someone directions. | I may have given someone directions. |
595 | 00:19:41,320 | 00:19:43,120 | Well, don't do it again. You're not qualified. | Well, don't do it again. You're not qualified. |
596 | 00:19:43,160 | 00:19:44,459 | I'm not qualified to tell somebody | I'm not qualified to tell somebody |
597 | 00:19:44,489 | 00:19:45,659 | how to get to the post office? | how to get to the post office? |
598 | 00:19:45,689 | 00:19:46,959 | No. | No. |
599 | 00:19:46,989 | 00:19:48,159 | You are a diner owner | You are a diner owner |
600 | 00:19:48,199 | 00:19:50,099 | and an amateur substitute handyman, | and an amateur substitute handyman, |
601 | 00:19:50,129 | 00:19:51,898 | and that in no way qualifies you | and that in no way qualifies you |
602 | 00:19:51,928 | 00:19:53,128 | to give directions to our guests. | to give directions to our guests. |
603 | 00:19:53,168 | 00:19:54,568 | Why not? | Why not? |
604 | 00:19:54,598 | 00:19:57,937 | Because that is my job, and you lack my people skills! | Because that is my job, and you lack my people skills! |
605 | 00:19:57,967 | 00:19:59,237 | Go away, Michel. | Go away, Michel. |
606 | 00:19:59,267 | 00:20:02,307 | Keep your voice down. The guests can hear. | Keep your voice down. The guests can hear. |
607 | 00:20:02,337 | 00:20:03,607 | There isn't anyone down here. | There isn't anyone down here. |
608 | 00:20:03,637 | 00:20:05,576 | But they are upstairs, and your voice carries! | But they are upstairs, and your voice carries! |
609 | 00:20:05,606 | 00:20:07,206 | Hey, you're the one doing the yelling. | Hey, you're the one doing the yelling. |
610 | 00:20:07,246 | 00:20:09,216 | I'm yelling because you are flouting the rules | I'm yelling because you are flouting the rules |
611 | 00:20:09,246 | 00:20:10,515 | of this establishment... | of this establishment... |
612 | 00:20:10,545 | 00:20:12,115 | Parking where you want, talking when you want, | Parking where you want, talking when you want, |
613 | 00:20:12,145 | 00:20:13,645 | wearing what you want. | wearing what you want. |
614 | 00:20:13,685 | 00:20:17,014 | And 20 minutes ago, I saw you eating a sandwich. So what? | And 20 minutes ago, I saw you eating a sandwich. So what? |
615 | 00:20:17,054 | 00:20:19,424 | We don't let the help eat in front of the guests! | We don't let the help eat in front of the guests! |
616 | 00:20:19,454 | 00:20:21,954 | The next time you eat, you do so in the kitchen... | The next time you eat, you do so in the kitchen... |
617 | 00:20:21,994 | 00:20:23,253 | Or the barn! | Or the barn! |
618 | 00:20:23,293 | 00:20:24,393 | I'm not gonna eat in the barn! | I'm not gonna eat in the barn! |
619 | 00:20:24,423 | 00:20:26,093 | Parker ate in the barn. | Parker ate in the barn. |
620 | 00:20:26,123 | 00:20:29,563 | Who's Parker? A wonderful, wonderful man. | Who's Parker? A wonderful, wonderful man. |
621 | 00:20:34,672 | 00:20:36,032 | Logan: Hello? | Logan: Hello? |
622 | 00:20:36,072 | 00:20:37,231 | There are no singles left. | There are no singles left. |
623 | 00:20:37,271 | 00:20:38,441 | What do you mean "no singles"? | What do you mean "no singles"? |
624 | 00:20:38,471 | 00:20:39,971 | I just talked to campus housing, | I just talked to campus housing, |
625 | 00:20:40,001 | 00:20:41,311 | and there are no singles left at branford | and there are no singles left at branford |
626 | 00:20:41,341 | 00:20:43,470 | or anywhere on campus, | or anywhere on campus, |
627 | 00:20:43,510 | 00:20:45,710 | and the decent off-campus apartments are long gone. | and the decent off-campus apartments are long gone. |
628 | 00:20:45,740 | 00:20:47,440 | The ones left make Paris and Doyle's place | The ones left make Paris and Doyle's place |
629 | 00:20:47,480 | 00:20:48,550 | look like versailles. | look like versailles. |
630 | 00:20:48,580 | 00:20:50,249 | Why do you need a place? | Why do you need a place? |
631 | 00:20:50,279 | 00:20:53,219 | I got elected editor of the daily news. | I got elected editor of the daily news. |
632 | 00:20:53,249 | 00:20:54,989 | What? You did? | What? You did? |
633 | 00:20:55,019 | 00:20:56,348 | Yes. | Yes. |
634 | 00:20:56,388 | 00:20:58,288 | Wow! Finally someone good running that place! | Wow! Finally someone good running that place! |
635 | 00:20:58,318 | 00:20:59,688 | Someone great! You're gonna be great! | Someone great! You're gonna be great! |
636 | 00:20:59,718 | 00:21:02,087 | Well, hot-plate Harriet took it very badly. | Well, hot-plate Harriet took it very badly. |
637 | 00:21:02,127 | 00:21:03,487 | Who's that? Paris. | Who's that? Paris. |
638 | 00:21:03,527 | 00:21:05,657 | She threw all my stuff out into the hallway, | She threw all my stuff out into the hallway, |
639 | 00:21:05,697 | 00:21:07,497 | so I'm sitting here guarding it all | so I'm sitting here guarding it all |
640 | 00:21:07,527 | 00:21:08,966 | until the movers get here. | until the movers get here. |
641 | 00:21:08,996 | 00:21:10,526 | Oh, man. Paris, idiot. | Oh, man. Paris, idiot. |
642 | 00:21:10,566 | 00:21:13,466 | My books look sad. Can books look sad? | My books look sad. Can books look sad? |
643 | 00:21:13,496 | 00:21:15,635 | Look, we'll figure this out. You said you got movers? | Look, we'll figure this out. You said you got movers? |
644 | 00:21:15,665 | 00:21:16,665 | Starving students. | Starving students. |
645 | 00:21:16,705 | 00:21:18,335 | How starving can they be | How starving can they be |
646 | 00:21:18,375 | 00:21:20,235 | if they can't come for five hours after you call? | if they can't come for five hours after you call? |
647 | 00:21:20,275 | 00:21:22,274 | Plus, I heard the guy crunching on something during our call. | Plus, I heard the guy crunching on something during our call. |
648 | 00:21:22,304 | 00:21:23,544 | Sounded like baked lay's. | Sounded like baked lay's. |
649 | 00:21:23,574 | 00:21:25,314 | And you've got nowhere to go, right? | And you've got nowhere to go, right? |
650 | 00:21:25,344 | 00:21:26,444 | Right-a-mundo. | Right-a-mundo. |
651 | 00:21:26,474 | 00:21:29,013 | Well... You can move in with me. | Well... You can move in with me. |
652 | 00:21:29,043 | 00:21:30,513 | What? | What? |
653 | 00:21:30,543 | 00:21:31,753 | Move in with me. Paris' place is a hole anyway. | Move in with me. Paris' place is a hole anyway. |
654 | 00:21:31,783 | 00:21:33,183 | I never liked that you lived there. | I never liked that you lived there. |
655 | 00:21:33,213 | 00:21:35,282 | And that doo-wop group downstairs, | And that doo-wop group downstairs, |
656 | 00:21:35,322 | 00:21:37,282 | I don't think they're an honest-to-goodness singing group. | I don't think they're an honest-to-goodness singing group. |
657 | 00:21:37,322 | 00:21:40,652 | Logan, that's really sweet, but I can't move in with you. | Logan, that's really sweet, but I can't move in with you. |
658 | 00:21:40,692 | 00:21:42,361 | Why not? You're here half the time anyway. | Why not? You're here half the time anyway. |
659 | 00:21:42,391 | 00:21:43,591 | You've already got two dresser drawers, | You've already got two dresser drawers, |
660 | 00:21:43,621 | 00:21:45,431 | and right now, for a limited time, | and right now, for a limited time, |
661 | 00:21:45,461 | 00:21:47,261 | I'll throw in three more drawers and a set of ginsu knives. | I'll throw in three more drawers and a set of ginsu knives. |
662 | 00:21:47,291 | 00:21:48,700 | Really? | Really? |
663 | 00:21:48,730 | 00:21:50,630 | No. I have no idea where to get ginsu knives. | No. I have no idea where to get ginsu knives. |
664 | 00:21:50,660 | 00:21:52,300 | It's kind of a big step, isn't it? | It's kind of a big step, isn't it? |
665 | 00:21:52,330 | 00:21:53,670 | You need a place, I got the space. | You need a place, I got the space. |
666 | 00:21:53,700 | 00:21:55,239 | Don't you think it'll be fun? | Don't you think it'll be fun? |
667 | 00:21:55,269 | 00:21:56,539 | Fun? Come on, ace. | Fun? Come on, ace. |
668 | 00:21:56,569 | 00:21:58,239 | You know what I mean. What do you say? | You know what I mean. What do you say? |
669 | 00:21:58,269 | 00:22:01,708 | Well... I might need just one more drawer. | Well... I might need just one more drawer. |
670 | 00:22:01,738 | 00:22:04,148 | I can put my socks in a shoe box under the bed. | I can put my socks in a shoe box under the bed. |
671 | 00:22:04,178 | 00:22:05,108 | Is that a yes? | Is that a yes? |
672 | 00:22:05,148 | 00:22:06,348 | I guess that's a yes. | I guess that's a yes. |
673 | 00:22:06,378 | 00:22:07,577 | Good. I'm calling Colin and Finn. | Good. I'm calling Colin and Finn. |
674 | 00:22:07,607 | 00:22:08,647 | They'll be right over. | They'll be right over. |
675 | 00:22:08,677 | 00:22:10,117 | Okay. And no shoe boxes. | Okay. And no shoe boxes. |
676 | 00:22:10,147 | 00:22:11,547 | You're getting those drawers. | You're getting those drawers. |
677 | 00:22:11,587 | 00:22:13,616 | I'll take them. Wait, wait! | I'll take them. Wait, wait! |
678 | 00:22:13,646 | 00:22:15,356 | Hold on, I've got to take this. | Hold on, I've got to take this. |
679 | 00:22:15,386 | 00:22:17,556 | Okay, get past the hamper, veer left at the mirror. | Okay, get past the hamper, veer left at the mirror. |
680 | 00:22:17,586 | 00:22:20,085 | Grab the large pipe on the wall to get yourself to the desk, | Grab the large pipe on the wall to get yourself to the desk, |
681 | 00:22:20,125 | 00:22:21,625 | which you can then go over or under. | which you can then go over or under. |
682 | 00:22:21,655 | 00:22:22,595 | I'll guide you from there. | I'll guide you from there. |
683 | 00:22:22,625 | 00:22:24,465 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
684 | 00:22:24,495 | 00:22:26,694 | Got a little snack there, Michel? These are not a snack. | Got a little snack there, Michel? These are not a snack. |
685 | 00:22:26,724 | 00:22:29,194 | They are my 12 daily walnuts. | They are my 12 daily walnuts. |
686 | 00:22:29,234 | 00:22:30,764 | I hate to see you bingeing like this. | I hate to see you bingeing like this. |
687 | 00:22:30,794 | 00:22:32,404 | And now I've lost count. | And now I've lost count. |
688 | 00:22:32,434 | 00:22:34,533 | Let's talk about your little spat with Luke today. | Let's talk about your little spat with Luke today. |
689 | 00:22:34,573 | 00:22:35,703 | What did he tell you? | What did he tell you? |
690 | 00:22:35,733 | 00:22:37,373 | He said you yelled at him. | He said you yelled at him. |
691 | 00:22:37,403 | 00:22:39,342 | Oh! [ Scoffs ] What a crybaby. | Oh! [ Scoffs ] What a crybaby. |
692 | 00:22:39,372 | 00:22:40,702 | He's not a crybaby. | He's not a crybaby. |
693 | 00:22:40,742 | 00:22:42,272 | He just doesn't like being screamed at | He just doesn't like being screamed at |
694 | 00:22:42,312 | 00:22:43,572 | by people he's doing favors for. | by people he's doing favors for. |
695 | 00:22:43,612 | 00:22:45,542 | Did you check his diaper? | Did you check his diaper? |
696 | 00:22:45,582 | 00:22:47,641 | Maybe he's just upset because you forgot to change him today. | Maybe he's just upset because you forgot to change him today. |
697 | 00:22:47,681 | 00:22:48,811 | Now who's a crybaby? | Now who's a crybaby? |
698 | 00:22:48,851 | 00:22:50,811 | I used to yell at Parker all the time, | I used to yell at Parker all the time, |
699 | 00:22:50,851 | 00:22:52,780 | and he never once came running to you. | and he never once came running to you. |
700 | 00:22:52,820 | 00:22:54,490 | What is this thing with you and Parker? | What is this thing with you and Parker? |
701 | 00:22:54,520 | 00:22:55,820 | Did he save your life in nam? | Did he save your life in nam? |
702 | 00:22:55,850 | 00:22:57,320 | Parker is a professional. | Parker is a professional. |
703 | 00:22:57,350 | 00:23:00,159 | Parker is a clumsy, forgetful, 65-year-old, | Parker is a clumsy, forgetful, 65-year-old, |
704 | 00:23:00,189 | 00:23:02,189 | semi-lucid, not-that-handy handyman. | semi-lucid, not-that-handy handyman. |
705 | 00:23:02,229 | 00:23:04,499 | Luke wears a hat indoors. So did Parker. | Luke wears a hat indoors. So did Parker. |
706 | 00:23:04,529 | 00:23:07,498 | That was a wool-knit cap. It's completely different. | That was a wool-knit cap. It's completely different. |
707 | 00:23:07,528 | 00:23:08,798 | So this is a hat thing? | So this is a hat thing? |
708 | 00:23:08,828 | 00:23:10,498 | I just don't like Luke's system. | I just don't like Luke's system. |
709 | 00:23:10,528 | 00:23:12,537 | He misses many things that needs to be fixed... | He misses many things that needs to be fixed... |
710 | 00:23:12,567 | 00:23:13,397 | Many things. | Many things. |
711 | 00:23:13,437 | 00:23:14,667 | Well, so jot them down. | Well, so jot them down. |
712 | 00:23:14,707 | 00:23:16,467 | That's not how we make the list. | That's not how we make the list. |
713 | 00:23:16,507 | 00:23:18,077 | So type them up. No! | So type them up. No! |
714 | 00:23:18,107 | 00:23:19,476 | We make the list at Weston's over coffee. | We make the list at Weston's over coffee. |
715 | 00:23:19,506 | 00:23:21,306 | That's what we do when we make the list. | That's what we do when we make the list. |
716 | 00:23:21,346 | 00:23:23,146 | We go once a month to Weston's together, | We go once a month to Weston's together, |
717 | 00:23:23,176 | 00:23:25,745 | and we sit, and we decide on the work for the handyman. | and we sit, and we decide on the work for the handyman. |
718 | 00:23:25,775 | 00:23:27,245 | That's our thing. | That's our thing. |
719 | 00:23:27,275 | 00:23:28,545 | We get very large coffees, | We get very large coffees, |
720 | 00:23:28,585 | 00:23:30,685 | and we split a slice of red-velvet cake, | and we split a slice of red-velvet cake, |
721 | 00:23:30,715 | 00:23:32,354 | and we gossip, and I eat the whole cake, | and we gossip, and I eat the whole cake, |
722 | 00:23:32,384 | 00:23:33,714 | and you never tell anyone. | and you never tell anyone. |
723 | 00:23:33,754 | 00:23:36,784 | Oh, Michel. I liked our trips to Weston's. | Oh, Michel. I liked our trips to Weston's. |
724 | 00:23:36,824 | 00:23:38,553 | Oh, yes, that is what I do when I like something... | Oh, yes, that is what I do when I like something... |
725 | 00:23:38,593 | 00:23:40,423 | I cut it out of my life completely. | I cut it out of my life completely. |
726 | 00:23:40,453 | 00:23:42,523 | I didn't cut coffee with you out of my life. | I didn't cut coffee with you out of my life. |
727 | 00:23:42,563 | 00:23:44,462 | Oh, then you just forgot? | Oh, then you just forgot? |
728 | 00:23:44,492 | 00:23:46,392 | How special those times must have been for you. | How special those times must have been for you. |
729 | 00:23:46,432 | 00:23:48,132 | They were special. | They were special. |
730 | 00:23:48,162 | 00:23:49,662 | It's just been crazy around here, | It's just been crazy around here, |
731 | 00:23:49,702 | 00:23:52,401 | and, well, it was nice to save a little money with Luke. | and, well, it was nice to save a little money with Luke. |
732 | 00:23:52,431 | 00:23:54,171 | Money isn't everything, you know. | Money isn't everything, you know. |
733 | 00:23:54,201 | 00:23:56,341 | People come to work for more than just the money. | People come to work for more than just the money. |
734 | 00:23:56,371 | 00:23:57,700 | Although my direct deposit was late again. | Although my direct deposit was late again. |
735 | 00:23:57,740 | 00:23:59,270 | Maybe that's something | Maybe that's something |
736 | 00:23:59,310 | 00:24:00,710 | you can finally get around to looking into. | you can finally get around to looking into. |
737 | 00:24:00,740 | 00:24:02,510 | I will. | I will. |
738 | 00:24:02,540 | 00:24:04,879 | I guess you don't have to write that down, either? | I guess you don't have to write that down, either? |
739 | 00:24:04,909 | 00:24:06,409 | No one needs a list anymore? | No one needs a list anymore? |
740 | 00:24:06,449 | 00:24:07,779 | These are candied. | These are candied. |
741 | 00:24:07,809 | 00:24:09,879 | Well... the real ones taste like cardboard, | Well... the real ones taste like cardboard, |
742 | 00:24:09,919 | 00:24:11,548 | and the health benefits are the same, | and the health benefits are the same, |
743 | 00:24:11,588 | 00:24:12,788 | except for the skin. | except for the skin. |
744 | 00:24:12,818 | 00:24:14,118 | What are you doing this afternoon? | What are you doing this afternoon? |
745 | 00:24:14,158 | 00:24:15,758 | I'm going to yell at Doreen | I'm going to yell at Doreen |
746 | 00:24:15,788 | 00:24:17,757 | about the soap spots on room 3's bathroom floor tiles. | about the soap spots on room 3's bathroom floor tiles. |
747 | 00:24:17,787 | 00:24:19,787 | Well, instead, how about if you and I | Well, instead, how about if you and I |
748 | 00:24:19,827 | 00:24:21,297 | take a trip to Weston's? | take a trip to Weston's? |
749 | 00:24:21,327 | 00:24:23,456 | We can make Luke a list over cake and coffee, | We can make Luke a list over cake and coffee, |
750 | 00:24:23,496 | 00:24:26,366 | and we can throw around ideas about improvements at the inn. | and we can throw around ideas about improvements at the inn. |
751 | 00:24:26,396 | 00:24:28,366 | I do not need your pity cake. | I do not need your pity cake. |
752 | 00:24:28,396 | 00:24:29,595 | It's red-velvet cake, and it's delicious, | It's red-velvet cake, and it's delicious, |
753 | 00:24:29,635 | 00:24:31,205 | and I think we ought to eat it. | and I think we ought to eat it. |
754 | 00:24:31,235 | 00:24:32,435 | Although this time, you're getting your own | Although this time, you're getting your own |
755 | 00:24:32,465 | 00:24:33,805 | 'cause I am not sharing. | 'cause I am not sharing. |
756 | 00:24:33,835 | 00:24:36,434 | Well, I guess I could yell at Doreen tomorrow. | Well, I guess I could yell at Doreen tomorrow. |
757 | 00:24:36,474 | 00:24:38,644 | Tomorrow seems like a fine day to yell at Doreen. | Tomorrow seems like a fine day to yell at Doreen. |
758 | 00:24:38,674 | 00:24:40,604 | So Weston's? Weston's. | So Weston's? Weston's. |
759 | 00:24:40,644 | 00:24:43,313 | I was thinking maybe you could have Luke wear a jumpsuit | I was thinking maybe you could have Luke wear a jumpsuit |
760 | 00:24:43,343 | 00:24:44,713 | when he's working around the inn, | when he's working around the inn, |
761 | 00:24:44,743 | 00:24:46,843 | you know, the kind gas-station attendants wear. | you know, the kind gas-station attendants wear. |
762 | 00:24:46,883 | 00:24:49,152 | Yeah, why don't we put a pin in that? | Yeah, why don't we put a pin in that? |
763 | 00:24:49,182 | 00:24:51,882 | So far, I have seen no one here smarter than you. | So far, I have seen no one here smarter than you. |
764 | 00:24:51,922 | 00:24:53,622 | You can tell that? | You can tell that? |
765 | 00:24:53,652 | 00:24:57,651 | And I'm keeping track... 566 people, all inferior to you. | And I'm keeping track... 566 people, all inferior to you. |
766 | 00:24:57,691 | 00:24:58,891 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
767 | 00:24:58,921 | 00:25:00,591 | What? | What? |
768 | 00:25:00,621 | 00:25:02,530 | Did you not see those two girls? No. What? | Did you not see those two girls? No. What? |
769 | 00:25:02,560 | 00:25:04,860 | They totally checked you out. They did? | They totally checked you out. They did? |
770 | 00:25:04,900 | 00:25:06,460 | [ Chuckles ] Cool. | [ Chuckles ] Cool. |
771 | 00:25:06,500 | 00:25:07,830 | It's the same way with mom. | It's the same way with mom. |
772 | 00:25:07,860 | 00:25:10,199 | I swear, I hate having hot parents. | I swear, I hate having hot parents. |
773 | 00:25:10,229 | 00:25:11,439 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
774 | 00:25:11,469 | 00:25:12,669 | Check it out. | Check it out. |
775 | 00:25:12,699 | 00:25:16,568 | I had him for microeconomics last year. | I had him for microeconomics last year. |
776 | 00:25:16,608 | 00:25:19,538 | The currency must be more than fungible, but also scarce. | The currency must be more than fungible, but also scarce. |
777 | 00:25:19,578 | 00:25:21,178 | Take our seashells example. | Take our seashells example. |
778 | 00:25:21,208 | 00:25:23,847 | While fungible, they exist in infinite supply | While fungible, they exist in infinite supply |
779 | 00:25:23,877 | 00:25:25,577 | and so fail the scarcity test. | and so fail the scarcity test. |
780 | 00:25:25,617 | 00:25:27,177 | [ Snoring ] | [ Snoring ] |
781 | 00:25:27,217 | 00:25:28,346 | Dad! | Dad! |
782 | 00:25:28,386 | 00:25:30,646 | Huh? What? Uh, uh, fungible? | Huh? What? Uh, uh, fungible? |
783 | 00:25:30,686 | 00:25:32,856 | Dad, that's a nobel-prize winner. | Dad, that's a nobel-prize winner. |
784 | 00:25:32,886 | 00:25:34,555 | The dull dude? Shh! | The dull dude? Shh! |
785 | 00:25:34,585 | 00:25:36,525 | He doesn't even own an iron. | He doesn't even own an iron. |
786 | 00:25:36,555 | 00:25:37,655 | I can't take you anywhere. | I can't take you anywhere. |
787 | 00:25:37,685 | 00:25:39,625 | No, you can't, can you? | No, you can't, can you? |
788 | 00:25:43,524 | 00:25:44,934 | This where we're eating? | This where we're eating? |
789 | 00:25:44,964 | 00:25:46,964 | We don't have to. I just wanted you to see it. | We don't have to. I just wanted you to see it. |
790 | 00:25:46,994 | 00:25:48,663 | Well, I'll eat wherever you want to eat. | Well, I'll eat wherever you want to eat. |
791 | 00:25:48,703 | 00:25:50,503 | Okay. I know a cool spot. | Okay. I know a cool spot. |
792 | 00:25:50,533 | 00:25:52,933 | And we've pretty much covered every square inch of campus. | And we've pretty much covered every square inch of campus. |
793 | 00:25:52,973 | 00:25:54,302 | So let's go. | So let's go. |
794 | 00:25:54,342 | 00:25:55,602 | Hey, what about your place? | Hey, what about your place? |
795 | 00:25:55,642 | 00:25:57,402 | My place? Yeah, I want to see it. | My place? Yeah, I want to see it. |
796 | 00:25:57,442 | 00:25:58,572 | Why? | Why? |
797 | 00:25:58,612 | 00:25:59,812 | Because I'm curious. | Because I'm curious. |
798 | 00:25:59,842 | 00:26:01,741 | I want to see where my kid lives. | I want to see where my kid lives. |
799 | 00:26:01,781 | 00:26:03,781 | Well, it's pretty messy right now. | Well, it's pretty messy right now. |
800 | 00:26:03,811 | 00:26:06,781 | The lady who cleans my house has to use a bulldozer. | The lady who cleans my house has to use a bulldozer. |
801 | 00:26:06,810 | 00:26:08,550 | Messy does not frighten me. | Messy does not frighten me. |
802 | 00:26:08,580 | 00:26:10,950 | Okay. But you've been warned. | Okay. But you've been warned. |
803 | 00:26:10,980 | 00:26:12,490 | Lead the way. | Lead the way. |
804 | 00:26:15,359 | 00:26:17,759 | Man, did you see that lobby? | Man, did you see that lobby? |
805 | 00:26:17,789 | 00:26:19,689 | Um, yeah. Once or twice. | Um, yeah. Once or twice. |
806 | 00:26:19,729 | 00:26:21,258 | That was a lobby. And a doorman? | That was a lobby. And a doorman? |
807 | 00:26:21,298 | 00:26:23,328 | I'm slipping that guy a little something extra | I'm slipping that guy a little something extra |
808 | 00:26:23,358 | 00:26:24,568 | to keep an eye on you, by the way. | to keep an eye on you, by the way. |
809 | 00:26:24,598 | 00:26:26,327 | You don't have to do that. | You don't have to do that. |
810 | 00:26:26,367 | 00:26:29,267 | Are you kidding? I love slipping people money to do things. | Are you kidding? I love slipping people money to do things. |
811 | 00:26:29,297 | 00:26:31,567 | We're here? Yep. | We're here? Yep. |
812 | 00:26:31,607 | 00:26:34,776 | You got a key or is it scanning your retina for access? | You got a key or is it scanning your retina for access? |
813 | 00:26:34,806 | 00:26:37,836 | Dad, I have to be straight with you about something. | Dad, I have to be straight with you about something. |
814 | 00:26:37,876 | 00:26:39,006 | Oops. | Oops. |
815 | 00:26:39,046 | 00:26:43,745 | No, it's just... Today was a weird day. | No, it's just... Today was a weird day. |
816 | 00:26:43,775 | 00:26:45,445 | It started really great, | It started really great, |
817 | 00:26:45,485 | 00:26:47,844 | with me getting voted editor in chief of my school paper. | with me getting voted editor in chief of my school paper. |
818 | 00:26:47,884 | 00:26:50,384 | What? You did? Oh, boy, Rory, that's amazing. | What? You did? Oh, boy, Rory, that's amazing. |
819 | 00:26:50,414 | 00:26:51,654 | Thank you, it is. | Thank you, it is. |
820 | 00:26:51,684 | 00:26:53,983 | It's just, Paris, my roommate Paris... | It's just, Paris, my roommate Paris... |
821 | 00:26:54,023 | 00:26:55,823 | She was the editor, | She was the editor, |
822 | 00:26:55,853 | 00:26:58,722 | but when she found out that I was made the new editor, | but when she found out that I was made the new editor, |
823 | 00:26:58,762 | 00:27:00,822 | she threw me out. | she threw me out. |
824 | 00:27:00,862 | 00:27:02,732 | What? You want me to talk to her? | What? You want me to talk to her? |
825 | 00:27:02,762 | 00:27:04,562 | No, it's fine. | No, it's fine. |
826 | 00:27:04,602 | 00:27:07,401 | It's just that I had no place to go, | It's just that I had no place to go, |
827 | 00:27:07,431 | 00:27:09,971 | so I moved in with my boyfriend. | so I moved in with my boyfriend. |
828 | 00:27:10,001 | 00:27:10,971 | Oh. | Oh. |
829 | 00:27:11,001 | 00:27:12,640 | In there. | In there. |
830 | 00:27:12,670 | 00:27:14,640 | Your boyfriend. You actually met him once. | Your boyfriend. You actually met him once. |
831 | 00:27:14,670 | 00:27:16,010 | I did? At grandma's vow renewal. | I did? At grandma's vow renewal. |
832 | 00:27:16,040 | 00:27:17,040 | He was the guy... right. | He was the guy... right. |
833 | 00:27:17,070 | 00:27:19,039 | Yes. | Yes. |
834 | 00:27:19,079 | 00:27:20,939 | When I walked in, and you two... exactly. | When I walked in, and you two... exactly. |
835 | 00:27:20,979 | 00:27:24,579 | Okay, well, uh, why don't we open the door | Okay, well, uh, why don't we open the door |
836 | 00:27:24,618 | 00:27:26,018 | so I can see what my daughter | so I can see what my daughter |
837 | 00:27:26,048 | 00:27:28,018 | living with her boyfriend looks like? | living with her boyfriend looks like? |
838 | 00:27:28,048 | 00:27:29,888 | Okay. | Okay. |
839 | 00:27:43,566 | 00:27:45,335 | Hey. Hi. | Hey. Hi. |
840 | 00:27:45,365 | 00:27:46,495 | I tried to call you to let you know we were coming over, | I tried to call you to let you know we were coming over, |
841 | 00:27:46,535 | 00:27:47,635 | but you didn't answer. | but you didn't answer. |
842 | 00:27:47,665 | 00:27:49,065 | Right. Headphones. They work. | Right. Headphones. They work. |
843 | 00:27:49,105 | 00:27:50,864 | Sure do. | Sure do. |
844 | 00:27:50,904 | 00:27:52,574 | So, uh, Logan, this is my father, Christopher. | So, uh, Logan, this is my father, Christopher. |
845 | 00:27:52,604 | 00:27:53,574 | Hi, good to meet you. | Hi, good to meet you. |
846 | 00:27:53,604 | 00:27:54,804 | Actually, we've met. | Actually, we've met. |
847 | 00:27:54,844 | 00:27:57,043 | I know. Don't worry about it. | I know. Don't worry about it. |
848 | 00:27:57,073 | 00:28:00,343 | Wow, this is, uh, some spread. | Wow, this is, uh, some spread. |
849 | 00:28:00,373 | 00:28:01,743 | Aw, thanks. | Aw, thanks. |
850 | 00:28:01,783 | 00:28:03,582 | You brought your dad here. | You brought your dad here. |
851 | 00:28:03,612 | 00:28:05,682 | He wanted to see where I lived. What was I supposed to do? | He wanted to see where I lived. What was I supposed to do? |
852 | 00:28:05,712 | 00:28:06,812 | But I need a little bit of a warning. | But I need a little bit of a warning. |
853 | 00:28:06,852 | 00:28:08,752 | I tried to call you. | I tried to call you. |
854 | 00:28:08,782 | 00:28:10,881 | Should I put the headphones on? 'Cause I'm right here. | Should I put the headphones on? 'Cause I'm right here. |
855 | 00:28:10,921 | 00:28:12,591 | No. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. | No. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. |
856 | 00:28:12,621 | 00:28:14,691 | Look, I didn't mean to barge in on you like this. | Look, I didn't mean to barge in on you like this. |
857 | 00:28:14,721 | 00:28:16,421 | I just want to make sure my kid's | I just want to make sure my kid's |
858 | 00:28:16,461 | 00:28:17,990 | got a decent place to live, that's all. | got a decent place to live, that's all. |
859 | 00:28:18,020 | 00:28:19,660 | Hey, so, how do you like the plasma? | Hey, so, how do you like the plasma? |
860 | 00:28:19,690 | 00:28:21,330 | Love it. | Love it. |
861 | 00:28:21,360 | 00:28:23,359 | I'm thinking about getting a 60-inch for the bedroom. | I'm thinking about getting a 60-inch for the bedroom. |
862 | 00:28:23,399 | 00:28:24,729 | Well, I've got a great home-theater guy | Well, I've got a great home-theater guy |
863 | 00:28:24,769 | 00:28:25,669 | if you need some help. | if you need some help. |
864 | 00:28:25,699 | 00:28:26,799 | I may take you up on that. | I may take you up on that. |
865 | 00:28:26,829 | 00:28:28,769 | You want something to drink, dad? | You want something to drink, dad? |
866 | 00:28:28,799 | 00:28:29,998 | Sure, I'll take a soda, if you got one. | Sure, I'll take a soda, if you got one. |
867 | 00:28:30,038 | 00:28:31,568 | Coming right up. | Coming right up. |
868 | 00:28:33,538 | 00:28:35,838 | Wow. That's a great view. | Wow. That's a great view. |
869 | 00:28:35,878 | 00:28:37,737 | Yeah, that's the old campus over there. | Yeah, that's the old campus over there. |
870 | 00:28:37,777 | 00:28:39,977 | Oh, me and the old campus go way back. | Oh, me and the old campus go way back. |
871 | 00:28:40,007 | 00:28:42,546 | Is that... It is. | Is that... It is. |
872 | 00:28:42,576 | 00:28:43,776 | That's endicott peabody. | That's endicott peabody. |
873 | 00:28:43,816 | 00:28:45,546 | [ Chuckles ] Why do you have that? | [ Chuckles ] Why do you have that? |
874 | 00:28:45,586 | 00:28:46,916 | Are you a groton man? | Are you a groton man? |
875 | 00:28:46,946 | 00:28:48,556 | Was, briefly. | Was, briefly. |
876 | 00:28:48,586 | 00:28:49,755 | I actually swiped that from the headmaster's office | I actually swiped that from the headmaster's office |
877 | 00:28:49,785 | 00:28:51,355 | on my way out the door. | on my way out the door. |
878 | 00:28:51,385 | 00:28:53,855 | I was kicked out of groton. You're kidding. | I was kicked out of groton. You're kidding. |
879 | 00:28:53,885 | 00:28:55,724 | Nope, did a semester at St. Sebastian's after that. | Nope, did a semester at St. Sebastian's after that. |
880 | 00:28:55,754 | 00:28:57,754 | I know several people who got kicked out of St. Sebastian's. | I know several people who got kicked out of St. Sebastian's. |
881 | 00:28:57,794 | 00:28:59,394 | My good friend Colin was actually banned | My good friend Colin was actually banned |
882 | 00:28:59,424 | 00:29:01,064 | from coming anywhere within a 10-mile radius. | from coming anywhere within a 10-mile radius. |
883 | 00:29:01,094 | 00:29:02,733 | Impressive. Here you go. | Impressive. Here you go. |
884 | 00:29:02,763 | 00:29:04,603 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
885 | 00:29:04,633 | 00:29:06,763 | After St. Sebastian's, I went on to St. cybill's. | After St. Sebastian's, I went on to St. cybill's. |
886 | 00:29:06,803 | 00:29:08,103 | I almost went there myself, | I almost went there myself, |
887 | 00:29:08,133 | 00:29:10,032 | but I wound up at St. Mark's instead. | but I wound up at St. Mark's instead. |
888 | 00:29:10,072 | 00:29:11,872 | How long you last there? About a week. | How long you last there? About a week. |
889 | 00:29:11,902 | 00:29:13,472 | They got quite the trigger finger at St. Mark's. | They got quite the trigger finger at St. Mark's. |
890 | 00:29:13,502 | 00:29:14,712 | You ever do deerfield? | You ever do deerfield? |
891 | 00:29:14,742 | 00:29:15,971 | Please, deerfield's for amateurs. | Please, deerfield's for amateurs. |
892 | 00:29:16,011 | 00:29:17,641 | I got kicked out of rivers. | I got kicked out of rivers. |
893 | 00:29:17,671 | 00:29:19,081 | I didn't think rivers kicked anybody out. | I didn't think rivers kicked anybody out. |
894 | 00:29:19,111 | 00:29:21,011 | Neither did we, but Dean eldon's miata | Neither did we, but Dean eldon's miata |
895 | 00:29:21,041 | 00:29:23,510 | in the bottom of lake rutherford proved just the ticket. | in the bottom of lake rutherford proved just the ticket. |
896 | 00:29:23,550 | 00:29:24,850 | Rory, you got a good man here. | Rory, you got a good man here. |
897 | 00:29:24,880 | 00:29:27,020 | Interesting yardstick you're using. | Interesting yardstick you're using. |
898 | 00:29:27,050 | 00:29:29,119 | Listen, Logan, we were just about to grab some dinner. | Listen, Logan, we were just about to grab some dinner. |
899 | 00:29:29,149 | 00:29:30,389 | You want to come with? | You want to come with? |
900 | 00:29:30,419 | 00:29:32,019 | Oh, I don't want to intrude. | Oh, I don't want to intrude. |
901 | 00:29:32,059 | 00:29:33,719 | No, come. That would be great. | No, come. That would be great. |
902 | 00:29:33,759 | 00:29:35,428 | Okay, sure. Just let me grab my wallet. | Okay, sure. Just let me grab my wallet. |
903 | 00:29:35,458 | 00:29:37,158 | I'll be right with you. | I'll be right with you. |
904 | 00:29:37,188 | 00:29:38,128 | You're being nice to him. | You're being nice to him. |
905 | 00:29:38,158 | 00:29:40,028 | He's a cool guy. | He's a cool guy. |
906 | 00:29:40,058 | 00:29:43,067 | Listen, I haven't had a chance to tell mom about this yet. | Listen, I haven't had a chance to tell mom about this yet. |
907 | 00:29:43,097 | 00:29:46,067 | It's not a big deal, it just happened so fast. I get it. | It's not a big deal, it just happened so fast. I get it. |
908 | 00:29:46,097 | 00:29:47,936 | I'm gonna tell her about it today, so just... | I'm gonna tell her about it today, so just... |
909 | 00:29:47,966 | 00:29:50,606 | You tell her. I'm going TV shopping. | You tell her. I'm going TV shopping. |
910 | 00:29:50,636 | 00:29:52,806 | Okay, rich man's shoe. | Okay, rich man's shoe. |
911 | 00:29:52,836 | 00:29:54,105 | Where else? Rich man's shoe? | Where else? Rich man's shoe? |
912 | 00:29:54,135 | 00:29:55,775 | Best burgers within walking distance. | Best burgers within walking distance. |
913 | 00:29:55,805 | 00:29:57,905 | We have very high culinary standards here at Yale. | We have very high culinary standards here at Yale. |
914 | 00:29:57,945 | 00:30:00,045 | Whoa, is that the new Xbox 360? | Whoa, is that the new Xbox 360? |
915 | 00:30:00,075 | 00:30:02,044 | Okay, I'm totally moving in here with you. | Okay, I'm totally moving in here with you. |
916 | 00:30:03,184 | 00:30:05,184 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
917 | 00:30:05,214 | 00:30:06,684 | Just look at it as a challenge. | Just look at it as a challenge. |
918 | 00:30:06,713 | 00:30:08,523 | There's 85 things on this list. | There's 85 things on this list. |
919 | 00:30:08,553 | 00:30:09,723 | Actually, that last page we did front and back. | Actually, that last page we did front and back. |
920 | 00:30:09,753 | 00:30:11,053 | Wow. | Wow. |
921 | 00:30:11,083 | 00:30:12,553 | I thought we'd make it an even 100. | I thought we'd make it an even 100. |
922 | 00:30:12,593 | 00:30:14,122 | "Regrout the tiles behind the sink basin." | "Regrout the tiles behind the sink basin." |
923 | 00:30:14,152 | 00:30:15,522 | Long overdue. | Long overdue. |
924 | 00:30:15,562 | 00:30:16,892 | How can you tell? | How can you tell? |
925 | 00:30:16,922 | 00:30:19,192 | Well, if you slide on your back under the sink | Well, if you slide on your back under the sink |
926 | 00:30:19,232 | 00:30:21,061 | and shine a flashlight up into the area | and shine a flashlight up into the area |
927 | 00:30:21,091 | 00:30:23,001 | where the basin meets the wall, it's really obvious. | where the basin meets the wall, it's really obvious. |
928 | 00:30:23,031 | 00:30:24,801 | What does "o.D.D." Mean? | What does "o.D.D." Mean? |
929 | 00:30:24,831 | 00:30:26,170 | "Only during the day." | "Only during the day." |
930 | 00:30:26,200 | 00:30:28,000 | Those are tasks we deemed too noisy for you to do | Those are tasks we deemed too noisy for you to do |
931 | 00:30:28,030 | 00:30:28,900 | when guests are sleeping. | when guests are sleeping. |
932 | 00:30:28,940 | 00:30:30,570 | How considerate. | How considerate. |
933 | 00:30:30,600 | 00:30:33,039 | "Replace chocolate-brown contact paper in kitchen drawers | "Replace chocolate-brown contact paper in kitchen drawers |
934 | 00:30:33,069 | 00:30:34,639 | with cocoa brown." | with cocoa brown." |
935 | 00:30:34,679 | 00:30:36,639 | Okay, that one I blame on the second piece of cake. | Okay, that one I blame on the second piece of cake. |
936 | 00:30:36,679 | 00:30:38,179 | There was a major sugar rush involved. | There was a major sugar rush involved. |
937 | 00:30:38,209 | 00:30:39,708 | I hate this list. | I hate this list. |
938 | 00:30:39,748 | 00:30:41,178 | I know, but Michel and I made that list together, | I know, but Michel and I made that list together, |
939 | 00:30:41,208 | 00:30:42,718 | and we bonded, and that makes him happy. | and we bonded, and that makes him happy. |
940 | 00:30:42,748 | 00:30:44,118 | I don't want to make him happy. | I don't want to make him happy. |
941 | 00:30:44,148 | 00:30:46,447 | If Michel's happy, then I'm happy, | If Michel's happy, then I'm happy, |
942 | 00:30:46,487 | 00:30:48,147 | and then I take all that happiness | and then I take all that happiness |
943 | 00:30:48,187 | 00:30:51,627 | and I give it right back to you, tonight, in bed, | and I give it right back to you, tonight, in bed, |
944 | 00:30:51,657 | 00:30:52,526 | after you spend four hours with my parents. | after you spend four hours with my parents. |
945 | 00:30:52,556 | 00:30:53,586 | What do you say? | What do you say? |
946 | 00:30:53,626 | 00:30:55,126 | Can't Parker do the list? | Can't Parker do the list? |
947 | 00:30:55,156 | 00:30:56,596 | No. | No. |
948 | 00:31:01,895 | 00:31:04,465 | Luke, you eat so little. | Luke, you eat so little. |
949 | 00:31:04,505 | 00:31:06,734 | My motto is "everything in moderation." | My motto is "everything in moderation." |
950 | 00:31:06,764 | 00:31:08,704 | Smart. Very "walden" -esque. | Smart. Very "walden" -esque. |
951 | 00:31:08,734 | 00:31:10,234 | But it's good, though. | But it's good, though. |
952 | 00:31:10,274 | 00:31:12,143 | Everything's really good... The duck pâté especially. | Everything's really good... The duck pâté especially. |
953 | 00:31:12,173 | 00:31:13,803 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
954 | 00:31:13,843 | 00:31:15,113 | Number three? Hmm? | Number three? Hmm? |
955 | 00:31:15,143 | 00:31:16,513 | The Martini. | The Martini. |
956 | 00:31:16,543 | 00:31:17,743 | It helps settle my stomach. Gin? | It helps settle my stomach. Gin? |
957 | 00:31:17,773 | 00:31:19,082 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
958 | 00:31:19,112 | 00:31:20,842 | Helps counteract the oh-so-regrettable shrimp | Helps counteract the oh-so-regrettable shrimp |
959 | 00:31:20,882 | 00:31:21,912 | I had for lunch today. | I had for lunch today. |
960 | 00:31:21,952 | 00:31:23,482 | Yeah, you mentioned that before. | Yeah, you mentioned that before. |
961 | 00:31:23,512 | 00:31:24,981 | The shrimp did not agree with you. | The shrimp did not agree with you. |
962 | 00:31:25,021 | 00:31:27,951 | Might have to turn in early. Damn, that al! Al? | Might have to turn in early. Damn, that al! Al? |
963 | 00:31:27,981 | 00:31:29,951 | Al's pancake world, where I had the shrimp. | Al's pancake world, where I had the shrimp. |
964 | 00:31:29,991 | 00:31:31,560 | You ate shrimp at a pancake house? | You ate shrimp at a pancake house? |
965 | 00:31:31,590 | 00:31:33,160 | Well, of course your stomach's unsettled. | Well, of course your stomach's unsettled. |
966 | 00:31:33,190 | 00:31:34,530 | You should drink club soda. | You should drink club soda. |
967 | 00:31:34,560 | 00:31:35,990 | I think we have some at the house. | I think we have some at the house. |
968 | 00:31:36,030 | 00:31:37,859 | Might have to cut the night a little short. | Might have to cut the night a little short. |
969 | 00:31:37,889 | 00:31:39,659 | So you're living at Lorelai's house, Luke? | So you're living at Lorelai's house, Luke? |
970 | 00:31:39,699 | 00:31:41,099 | Mother! Is that so private? | Mother! Is that so private? |
971 | 00:31:41,129 | 00:31:44,028 | No, we're in the process of consolidating things. | No, we're in the process of consolidating things. |
972 | 00:31:44,068 | 00:31:45,838 | Consolidating your assets? Right. | Consolidating your assets? Right. |
973 | 00:31:45,868 | 00:31:47,238 | Tricky business. | Tricky business. |
974 | 00:31:47,268 | 00:31:49,038 | Is that house big enough for the two of you? | Is that house big enough for the two of you? |
975 | 00:31:49,068 | 00:31:51,777 | I've remodeled a little, added some space. Smart. | I've remodeled a little, added some space. Smart. |
976 | 00:31:51,807 | 00:31:53,237 | Yeah, well, we're smart today. | Yeah, well, we're smart today. |
977 | 00:31:53,277 | 00:31:55,507 | Except when you ate that shrimp. Yeah, that was dumb. | Except when you ate that shrimp. Yeah, that was dumb. |
978 | 00:31:55,547 | 00:31:57,146 | You've updated your coverage, I assume... | You've updated your coverage, I assume... |
979 | 00:31:57,176 | 00:31:59,616 | Let your insurance company know about the improvements? | Let your insurance company know about the improvements? |
980 | 00:31:59,646 | 00:32:00,916 | You're my insurance company, dad. | You're my insurance company, dad. |
981 | 00:32:00,946 | 00:32:01,946 | For the inn, not your house. | For the inn, not your house. |
982 | 00:32:01,986 | 00:32:03,515 | I haven't yet, but I will. | I haven't yet, but I will. |
983 | 00:32:03,545 | 00:32:05,085 | You should do it soon. I'll do it tomorrow. | You should do it soon. I'll do it tomorrow. |
984 | 00:32:05,115 | 00:32:07,285 | If you're feeling okay. Better not wait. | If you're feeling okay. Better not wait. |
985 | 00:32:07,315 | 00:32:09,225 | Small gaps in your insurance coverage | Small gaps in your insurance coverage |
986 | 00:32:09,255 | 00:32:10,654 | can lead to big mistakes. | can lead to big mistakes. |
987 | 00:32:10,684 | 00:32:12,524 | Oh, I could tell you horror stories. | Oh, I could tell you horror stories. |
988 | 00:32:12,554 | 00:32:14,224 | Brian hunter. Yes. | Brian hunter. Yes. |
989 | 00:32:14,254 | 00:32:17,293 | He owned a home for 40 years... Huge mansion... | He owned a home for 40 years... Huge mansion... |
990 | 00:32:17,323 | 00:32:19,063 | Never updated his coverage. | Never updated his coverage. |
991 | 00:32:19,093 | 00:32:22,633 | One night, his trophy bimbo wife got into a drunken snit, | One night, his trophy bimbo wife got into a drunken snit, |
992 | 00:32:22,663 | 00:32:25,032 | lit a curtain on fire with her marijuana cigarette, | lit a curtain on fire with her marijuana cigarette, |
993 | 00:32:25,072 | 00:32:26,672 | and burned the place to the ground. | and burned the place to the ground. |
994 | 00:32:26,702 | 00:32:28,102 | He couldn't afford to rebuild. | He couldn't afford to rebuild. |
995 | 00:32:28,132 | 00:32:30,101 | Lost his fortune, lost the bimbo. | Lost his fortune, lost the bimbo. |
996 | 00:32:30,141 | 00:32:32,771 | Now he sells sunglasses out of the back of a Van | Now he sells sunglasses out of the back of a Van |
997 | 00:32:32,811 | 00:32:34,171 | in California... cheap ones. | in California... cheap ones. |
998 | 00:32:34,211 | 00:32:36,210 | Because he didn't update his coverage. | Because he didn't update his coverage. |
999 | 00:32:36,240 | 00:32:38,610 | What about your diner? What about it, dad? | What about your diner? What about it, dad? |
1000 | 00:32:38,650 | 00:32:40,810 | I'm just wondering if Luke's insurance is up to date. | I'm just wondering if Luke's insurance is up to date. |
1001 | 00:32:40,850 | 00:32:43,079 | I'm sorry, did you invite us over to sell us insurance? | I'm sorry, did you invite us over to sell us insurance? |
1002 | 00:32:43,119 | 00:32:45,189 | Because if you did, I'm going to insist | Because if you did, I'm going to insist |
1003 | 00:32:45,219 | 00:32:47,189 | on seeing the complimentary desk calendar first. | on seeing the complimentary desk calendar first. |
1004 | 00:32:47,219 | 00:32:48,918 | I'm simply inquiring. | I'm simply inquiring. |
1005 | 00:32:48,958 | 00:32:50,888 | I think I'm all up to date. | I think I'm all up to date. |
1006 | 00:32:50,918 | 00:32:52,728 | What company are you with? | What company are you with? |
1007 | 00:32:52,758 | 00:32:55,158 | North trust insurance. I've known the guy a long time. | North trust insurance. I've known the guy a long time. |
1008 | 00:32:55,198 | 00:32:57,027 | Never heard of it. You sure he's legit? | Never heard of it. You sure he's legit? |
1009 | 00:32:57,057 | 00:32:58,797 | Of course it's legit. Come on, dad. | Of course it's legit. Come on, dad. |
1010 | 00:32:58,827 | 00:33:00,227 | Don't be naive. | Don't be naive. |
1011 | 00:33:00,267 | 00:33:02,166 | There are schemers about preying on the naive. | There are schemers about preying on the naive. |
1012 | 00:33:02,196 | 00:33:03,766 | John Kendall. | John Kendall. |
1013 | 00:33:03,796 | 00:33:05,836 | John was drinking at a party, met a fellow, | John was drinking at a party, met a fellow, |
1014 | 00:33:05,866 | 00:33:07,866 | switched all of his coverage to the guy, | switched all of his coverage to the guy, |
1015 | 00:33:07,906 | 00:33:09,675 | wrote him a huge check on the spot. | wrote him a huge check on the spot. |
1016 | 00:33:09,705 | 00:33:11,235 | Then he suffered earthquake damage, | Then he suffered earthquake damage, |
1017 | 00:33:11,275 | 00:33:13,075 | and there was no record of the insurance transaction. | and there was no record of the insurance transaction. |
1018 | 00:33:13,105 | 00:33:14,974 | It was a scam. | It was a scam. |
1019 | 00:33:15,014 | 00:33:16,174 | Now he's working at the gift shop at the grand ole opry. | Now he's working at the gift shop at the grand ole opry. |
1020 | 00:33:16,214 | 00:33:17,644 | Horrid music. | Horrid music. |
1021 | 00:33:17,674 | 00:33:19,344 | Sells cowboy shirts and toy banjos. | Sells cowboy shirts and toy banjos. |
1022 | 00:33:19,384 | 00:33:21,144 | I've known my guy for a while. | I've known my guy for a while. |
1023 | 00:33:21,184 | 00:33:23,583 | You been to his office, checked out his operation? | You been to his office, checked out his operation? |
1024 | 00:33:23,613 | 00:33:24,823 | I just deal with him over the phone. | I just deal with him over the phone. |
1025 | 00:33:24,853 | 00:33:25,853 | Ah. | Ah. |
1026 | 00:33:25,883 | 00:33:27,952 | What? Hubert Lansing. | What? Hubert Lansing. |
1027 | 00:33:27,982 | 00:33:30,252 | Fell prey to a telephone scam running out of Estonia. | Fell prey to a telephone scam running out of Estonia. |
1028 | 00:33:30,292 | 00:33:32,122 | Took his life | Took his life |
1029 | 00:33:32,162 | 00:33:34,631 | with a track-and-field starter's pistol. | with a track-and-field starter's pistol. |
1030 | 00:33:34,661 | 00:33:36,631 | On your Mark, get set, die awkwardly. | On your Mark, get set, die awkwardly. |
1031 | 00:33:36,661 | 00:33:38,131 | It's not funny, Lorelai. | It's not funny, Lorelai. |
1032 | 00:33:38,161 | 00:33:40,331 | The fact is, both of you have significant assets, | The fact is, both of you have significant assets, |
1033 | 00:33:40,361 | 00:33:41,600 | and both of you are targets. | and both of you are targets. |
1034 | 00:33:41,630 | 00:33:42,600 | Targets? | Targets? |
1035 | 00:33:42,630 | 00:33:43,700 | How are we targets? | How are we targets? |
1036 | 00:33:43,730 | 00:33:45,000 | You own your home. | You own your home. |
1037 | 00:33:45,040 | 00:33:46,670 | So every homeowner is a target? | So every homeowner is a target? |
1038 | 00:33:46,700 | 00:33:49,269 | And an inn with a 26 zagat rating. | And an inn with a 26 zagat rating. |
1039 | 00:33:49,309 | 00:33:50,739 | Okay, so that's two things. | Okay, so that's two things. |
1040 | 00:33:50,769 | 00:33:52,739 | Two very valuable things. | Two very valuable things. |
1041 | 00:33:52,779 | 00:33:55,608 | The dragonfly is one of the highest-rated places in the area. | The dragonfly is one of the highest-rated places in the area. |
1042 | 00:33:55,648 | 00:33:57,608 | And Luke owns his diner and the building it's in | And Luke owns his diner and the building it's in |
1043 | 00:33:57,648 | 00:33:59,718 | and the building next door with the soda shop. | and the building next door with the soda shop. |
1044 | 00:33:59,748 | 00:34:01,377 | That's another significant holding. | That's another significant holding. |
1045 | 00:34:01,417 | 00:34:03,747 | Wait, did you put a p.I. On our tail or something? | Wait, did you put a p.I. On our tail or something? |
1046 | 00:34:03,787 | 00:34:06,087 | How do you know about Luke's real-estate holdings? | How do you know about Luke's real-estate holdings? |
1047 | 00:34:06,117 | 00:34:07,716 | Because he told me all about them | Because he told me all about them |
1048 | 00:34:07,756 | 00:34:08,726 | when we played golf last year. | when we played golf last year. |
1049 | 00:34:08,756 | 00:34:10,086 | You did? Yeah. | You did? Yeah. |
1050 | 00:34:10,126 | 00:34:12,826 | Who in the world would target us? | Who in the world would target us? |
1051 | 00:34:12,856 | 00:34:14,725 | Grifters, con men. They know all the tricks. | Grifters, con men. They know all the tricks. |
1052 | 00:34:14,765 | 00:34:16,195 | Joe Collins. | Joe Collins. |
1053 | 00:34:16,225 | 00:34:17,665 | Oh, my god, the two of you have more stories | Oh, my god, the two of you have more stories |
1054 | 00:34:17,695 | 00:34:19,035 | than somerset maugham. | than somerset maugham. |
1055 | 00:34:19,065 | 00:34:20,194 | Well, your father has seen it all. | Well, your father has seen it all. |
1056 | 00:34:20,234 | 00:34:22,234 | And I must say, | And I must say, |
1057 | 00:34:22,264 | 00:34:24,404 | your daughter coming out of left field raised a red flag. | your daughter coming out of left field raised a red flag. |
1058 | 00:34:24,434 | 00:34:25,404 | My daughter? | My daughter? |
1059 | 00:34:25,434 | 00:34:26,333 | You think she's a grifter? | You think she's a grifter? |
1060 | 00:34:26,373 | 00:34:27,733 | Of course not. | Of course not. |
1061 | 00:34:27,773 | 00:34:29,743 | But the people around her could be. | But the people around her could be. |
1062 | 00:34:29,773 | 00:34:31,773 | It's just that the timing is a little suspicious. | It's just that the timing is a little suspicious. |
1063 | 00:34:31,813 | 00:34:34,042 | Right when Luke's about to marry a woman of means. | Right when Luke's about to marry a woman of means. |
1064 | 00:34:34,072 | 00:34:35,382 | I'm not a woman of means! | I'm not a woman of means! |
1065 | 00:34:35,412 | 00:34:37,382 | Stars hollow real estate is skyrocketing. | Stars hollow real estate is skyrocketing. |
1066 | 00:34:37,412 | 00:34:40,081 | It's gone up 43% in the last 4 years. | It's gone up 43% in the last 4 years. |
1067 | 00:34:40,111 | 00:34:42,781 | It has. I heard that, too. 43%. That much? | It has. I heard that, too. 43%. That much? |
1068 | 00:34:42,821 | 00:34:45,690 | This daughter of yours... You saw substantiation? | This daughter of yours... You saw substantiation? |
1069 | 00:34:45,720 | 00:34:47,190 | Well, there was a DNA test. | Well, there was a DNA test. |
1070 | 00:34:47,220 | 00:34:49,220 | That she performed herself, as I understand it. | That she performed herself, as I understand it. |
1071 | 00:34:49,260 | 00:34:50,660 | Isn't that what you said? | Isn't that what you said? |
1072 | 00:34:50,690 | 00:34:53,129 | Yeah, but... But her uncle helped her. | Yeah, but... But her uncle helped her. |
1073 | 00:34:53,159 | 00:34:56,099 | And he's authorized to perform such a procedure? I think so. | And he's authorized to perform such a procedure? I think so. |
1074 | 00:34:56,129 | 00:34:57,029 | You never confirmed it? | You never confirmed it? |
1075 | 00:34:57,059 | 00:34:58,968 | I saw a picture of him, | I saw a picture of him, |
1076 | 00:34:58,998 | 00:35:00,968 | and he was standing right next to a microscope. | and he was standing right next to a microscope. |
1077 | 00:35:00,998 | 00:35:02,838 | Under the circumstances, | Under the circumstances, |
1078 | 00:35:02,868 | 00:35:04,438 | I think it's best to take every possible precaution. | I think it's best to take every possible precaution. |
1079 | 00:35:04,468 | 00:35:06,267 | For our protection, as well. | For our protection, as well. |
1080 | 00:35:06,307 | 00:35:08,307 | Your protection? We're all connected now. | Your protection? We're all connected now. |
1081 | 00:35:08,337 | 00:35:10,337 | You're our daughter, and come June 3rd, | You're our daughter, and come June 3rd, |
1082 | 00:35:10,377 | 00:35:11,946 | Luke will be our son-in-law. | Luke will be our son-in-law. |
1083 | 00:35:11,976 | 00:35:13,746 | They could come after your assets, | They could come after your assets, |
1084 | 00:35:13,776 | 00:35:15,016 | then Luke's assets, then our assets. | then Luke's assets, then our assets. |
1085 | 00:35:15,046 | 00:35:16,746 | We could be wiped out. | We could be wiped out. |
1086 | 00:35:16,776 | 00:35:17,975 | So this is about protecting you. | So this is about protecting you. |
1087 | 00:35:18,015 | 00:35:19,315 | It's about protecting all of us. | It's about protecting all of us. |
1088 | 00:35:19,345 | 00:35:20,385 | We're all in this together. | We're all in this together. |
1089 | 00:35:20,415 | 00:35:22,155 | All four of us. | All four of us. |
1090 | 00:35:22,185 | 00:35:25,224 | Get dessert ready, leticia. Who wants coffee? | Get dessert ready, leticia. Who wants coffee? |
1091 | 00:35:25,254 | 00:35:27,154 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
1092 | 00:35:32,763 | 00:35:33,963 | I don't know if I can drive. | I don't know if I can drive. |
1093 | 00:35:33,993 | 00:35:35,433 | Well, walk to the car. | Well, walk to the car. |
1094 | 00:35:35,463 | 00:35:37,393 | Did you know real estate's gone up that much? | Did you know real estate's gone up that much? |
1095 | 00:35:37,432 | 00:35:39,862 | Not that much. My shirt is soaking wet. | Not that much. My shirt is soaking wet. |
1096 | 00:35:39,902 | 00:35:41,402 | I got to start reading the business section. | I got to start reading the business section. |
1097 | 00:35:41,432 | 00:35:43,372 | I never knew there were so many horrible ways | I never knew there were so many horrible ways |
1098 | 00:35:43,402 | 00:35:44,771 | you could lose everything you own. | you could lose everything you own. |
1099 | 00:35:44,801 | 00:35:45,801 | Or con men. Con men! | Or con men. Con men! |
1100 | 00:35:45,841 | 00:35:47,701 | Are there really con men?! | Are there really con men?! |
1101 | 00:35:47,741 | 00:35:49,371 | I thought they went the way of vaudevillians and trotskyites. | I thought they went the way of vaudevillians and trotskyites. |
1102 | 00:35:49,411 | 00:35:50,740 | You've got to double... | You've got to double... |
1103 | 00:35:50,770 | 00:35:52,180 | Triple insure everything you own. | Triple insure everything you own. |
1104 | 00:35:52,210 | 00:35:54,240 | I've got to learn more about umbrella policies. | I've got to learn more about umbrella policies. |
1105 | 00:35:54,280 | 00:35:57,079 | Does Sookie know how much the inn has appreciated? I don't think so. | Does Sookie know how much the inn has appreciated? I don't think so. |
1106 | 00:35:57,109 | 00:35:58,879 | If they can come after her, they can go after you | If they can come after her, they can go after you |
1107 | 00:35:58,919 | 00:35:59,749 | 'cause you're her partner. | 'cause you're her partner. |
1108 | 00:35:59,779 | 00:36:01,279 | Or, when we get married, | Or, when we get married, |
1109 | 00:36:01,319 | 00:36:02,789 | they can come after you because we're married. | they can come after you because we're married. |
1110 | 00:36:02,819 | 00:36:03,918 | And Sookie's married to Jackson, | And Sookie's married to Jackson, |
1111 | 00:36:03,948 | 00:36:06,118 | so they could go after his farm. | so they could go after his farm. |
1112 | 00:36:06,158 | 00:36:08,358 | Maybe I should sit down with Sookie. And I'll talk to Jackson. | Maybe I should sit down with Sookie. And I'll talk to Jackson. |
1113 | 00:36:08,388 | 00:36:10,387 | Or maybe we could do it at the same time | Or maybe we could do it at the same time |
1114 | 00:36:10,427 | 00:36:12,757 | because that way... No, this is ridiculous. | because that way... No, this is ridiculous. |
1115 | 00:36:12,797 | 00:36:14,797 | This is what Gilmores do. | This is what Gilmores do. |
1116 | 00:36:14,827 | 00:36:17,726 | They get in your freaking head, and they mess with it. | They get in your freaking head, and they mess with it. |
1117 | 00:36:17,766 | 00:36:19,396 | Oh, they're good at that. | Oh, they're good at that. |
1118 | 00:36:19,436 | 00:36:21,496 | Forget Sookie and Jackson. They're responsible people. | Forget Sookie and Jackson. They're responsible people. |
1119 | 00:36:21,536 | 00:36:23,135 | Dad does the inn. We're covered there. | Dad does the inn. We're covered there. |
1120 | 00:36:23,165 | 00:36:24,735 | I just need to talk to my homeowner-policy guy. | I just need to talk to my homeowner-policy guy. |
1121 | 00:36:24,775 | 00:36:26,205 | And I'll talk to my guy. | And I'll talk to my guy. |
1122 | 00:36:26,235 | 00:36:28,135 | But in person, right? You should see his office. | But in person, right? You should see his office. |
1123 | 00:36:28,175 | 00:36:30,104 | That's what the Hubert Lansing story taught us. | That's what the Hubert Lansing story taught us. |
1124 | 00:36:30,144 | 00:36:32,114 | Or was it John Kendall? | Or was it John Kendall? |
1125 | 00:36:32,144 | 00:36:34,014 | No, he's selling banjos in Nashville. | No, he's selling banjos in Nashville. |
1126 | 00:36:34,044 | 00:36:35,843 | It was Hubert Lansing. | It was Hubert Lansing. |
1127 | 00:36:35,883 | 00:36:37,243 | So, in person. Right. | So, in person. Right. |
1128 | 00:36:37,283 | 00:36:39,383 | And I shouldn't worry about April. No. | And I shouldn't worry about April. No. |
1129 | 00:36:39,413 | 00:36:40,753 | Because if I was a guy hearing a story | Because if I was a guy hearing a story |
1130 | 00:36:40,783 | 00:36:42,153 | about what happened to me, | about what happened to me, |
1131 | 00:36:42,183 | 00:36:43,852 | the timing would sound suspicious. | the timing would sound suspicious. |
1132 | 00:36:43,882 | 00:36:45,892 | April's 12. She's not a con man. | April's 12. She's not a con man. |
1133 | 00:36:45,922 | 00:36:46,992 | Though I know nothing about her mother. | Though I know nothing about her mother. |
1134 | 00:36:47,022 | 00:36:48,192 | Anna's cool. | Anna's cool. |
1135 | 00:36:48,222 | 00:36:49,861 | You know that for a fact? | You know that for a fact? |
1136 | 00:36:49,891 | 00:36:51,991 | Absolutely. The timing was weird, | Absolutely. The timing was weird, |
1137 | 00:36:52,031 | 00:36:53,431 | but this woman is very down to earth, | but this woman is very down to earth, |
1138 | 00:36:53,461 | 00:36:55,860 | very unmaterialistic. | very unmaterialistic. |
1139 | 00:36:55,900 | 00:36:59,070 | I trust my gut, and my gut says there's nothing bad there. | I trust my gut, and my gut says there's nothing bad there. |
1140 | 00:36:59,100 | 00:37:01,270 | Okay, good. I trust your gut, too. | Okay, good. I trust your gut, too. |
1141 | 00:37:01,300 | 00:37:02,499 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
1142 | 00:37:02,539 | 00:37:03,899 | I feel like I should run in there | I feel like I should run in there |
1143 | 00:37:03,939 | 00:37:05,069 | and yell at them about something. | and yell at them about something. |
1144 | 00:37:05,109 | 00:37:06,209 | About what? I don't know. | About what? I don't know. |
1145 | 00:37:06,239 | 00:37:07,969 | That's what's stopping me. | That's what's stopping me. |
1146 | 00:37:08,009 | 00:37:10,278 | What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, | What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, |
1147 | 00:37:10,308 | 00:37:12,478 | this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness? | this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness? |
1148 | 00:37:12,508 | 00:37:14,348 | You've been gilmored. | You've been gilmored. |
1149 | 00:37:14,378 | 00:37:16,277 | But you know what the weird thing is? | But you know what the weird thing is? |
1150 | 00:37:16,317 | 00:37:18,077 | They referred to us as family... You, me. | They referred to us as family... You, me. |
1151 | 00:37:18,117 | 00:37:19,187 | Yeah, what was that about? | Yeah, what was that about? |
1152 | 00:37:19,217 | 00:37:21,386 | Well, I think in some twisted way, | Well, I think in some twisted way, |
1153 | 00:37:21,416 | 00:37:24,156 | that may have been them actually validating us as a couple. | that may have been them actually validating us as a couple. |
1154 | 00:37:24,186 | 00:37:25,156 | Wow, that is twisted and weird. | Wow, that is twisted and weird. |
1155 | 00:37:25,186 | 00:37:27,086 | Yeah. [ Sighs ] | Yeah. [ Sighs ] |
1156 | 00:37:27,126 | 00:37:29,525 | Well, I think I can walk now. Can you walk? Yeah. | Well, I think I can walk now. Can you walk? Yeah. |
1157 | 00:37:29,555 | 00:37:30,995 | All right. | All right. |
1158 | 00:37:31,025 | 00:37:32,465 | Why did she say June 3rd? | Why did she say June 3rd? |
1159 | 00:37:32,495 | 00:37:34,794 | Oh, it's old information. | Oh, it's old information. |
1160 | 00:37:34,834 | 00:37:35,834 | They're always a step behind. | They're always a step behind. |
1161 | 00:37:35,864 | 00:37:37,134 | Right. | Right. |
1162 | 00:37:37,164 | 00:37:39,464 | Hey, which one was somerset maugham? | Hey, which one was somerset maugham? |
1163 | 00:37:45,003 | 00:37:46,273 | Lorelai: Hello? | Lorelai: Hello? |
1164 | 00:37:46,303 | 00:37:47,942 | Lor, it's me. You busy? Can you talk? | Lor, it's me. You busy? Can you talk? |
1165 | 00:37:47,972 | 00:37:49,912 | How come you have | How come you have |
1166 | 00:37:49,942 | 00:37:51,012 | "I've got the government's secret microchip in my briefcase, | "I've got the government's secret microchip in my briefcase, |
1167 | 00:37:51,042 | 00:37:52,112 | "and they're on to me" voice? | "and they're on to me" voice? |
1168 | 00:37:52,142 | 00:37:54,881 | Do I? Sorry. What's wrong? | Do I? Sorry. What's wrong? |
1169 | 00:37:54,911 | 00:37:56,981 | Nothing. I just finished having dinner with Rory. | Nothing. I just finished having dinner with Rory. |
1170 | 00:37:57,011 | 00:37:58,481 | Oh, yeah. How did the tour go? | Oh, yeah. How did the tour go? |
1171 | 00:37:58,511 | 00:38:00,220 | Did she take you to stare at the old books? | Did she take you to stare at the old books? |
1172 | 00:38:00,250 | 00:38:02,490 | 'Cause that girl loves staring at the old books. | 'Cause that girl loves staring at the old books. |
1173 | 00:38:02,520 | 00:38:05,590 | Yes, we stared at the old books. The tour was great. | Yes, we stared at the old books. The tour was great. |
1174 | 00:38:05,620 | 00:38:06,589 | I just... I have to tell you something. | I just... I have to tell you something. |
1175 | 00:38:06,619 | 00:38:08,419 | Okay. | Okay. |
1176 | 00:38:08,459 | 00:38:10,229 | Now, I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to do this or not. | Now, I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to do this or not. |
1177 | 00:38:10,259 | 00:38:12,529 | Normally I wouldn't because it feels like a fink-out thing, | Normally I wouldn't because it feels like a fink-out thing, |
1178 | 00:38:12,559 | 00:38:14,258 | but I think this falls under the parent thing, | but I think this falls under the parent thing, |
1179 | 00:38:14,298 | 00:38:16,068 | so that overrules the fink-out thing. | so that overrules the fink-out thing. |
1180 | 00:38:16,098 | 00:38:17,528 | Catch a wave, bud. You're drifting. | Catch a wave, bud. You're drifting. |
1181 | 00:38:17,568 | 00:38:20,397 | Rory moved in with her boyfriend. What?! | Rory moved in with her boyfriend. What?! |
1182 | 00:38:20,437 | 00:38:22,237 | Rory moved in with her boyfriend, | Rory moved in with her boyfriend, |
1183 | 00:38:22,267 | 00:38:23,607 | and she said she was gonna tell you, | and she said she was gonna tell you, |
1184 | 00:38:23,637 | 00:38:24,907 | but I thought, in case she didn't, | but I thought, in case she didn't, |
1185 | 00:38:24,937 | 00:38:26,076 | then I should tell you, | then I should tell you, |
1186 | 00:38:26,106 | 00:38:28,406 | so I did, and I feel like a fink. | so I did, and I feel like a fink. |
1187 | 00:38:28,436 | 00:38:30,876 | You're not a fink. When did this happen? | You're not a fink. When did this happen? |
1188 | 00:38:30,906 | 00:38:32,945 | Today. It was all very spur-of-the-moment. | Today. It was all very spur-of-the-moment. |
1189 | 00:38:32,975 | 00:38:34,275 | Hey, tell me about this guy. Do we hate him? | Hey, tell me about this guy. Do we hate him? |
1190 | 00:38:34,315 | 00:38:37,085 | What? Logan... am I supposed to hate him? | What? Logan... am I supposed to hate him? |
1191 | 00:38:37,115 | 00:38:39,184 | No, you can feel however you want about him. | No, you can feel however you want about him. |
1192 | 00:38:39,214 | 00:38:40,584 | Good, 'cause I think I like him. | Good, 'cause I think I like him. |
1193 | 00:38:40,614 | 00:38:42,284 | He's a cool guy. Great apartment. | He's a cool guy. Great apartment. |
1194 | 00:38:42,324 | 00:38:43,224 | Funny. | Funny. |
1195 | 00:38:43,254 | 00:38:44,854 | He's taken, Chris. | He's taken, Chris. |
1196 | 00:38:44,894 | 00:38:46,293 | I just wanted to make sure you didn't hate him | I just wanted to make sure you didn't hate him |
1197 | 00:38:46,323 | 00:38:48,193 | before I committed to an opinion. | before I committed to an opinion. |
1198 | 00:38:48,223 | 00:38:50,363 | You're entitled to your own take on him. What's yours? | You're entitled to your own take on him. What's yours? |
1199 | 00:38:50,393 | 00:38:52,332 | Hey, for me, the jury's out on all you guys. | Hey, for me, the jury's out on all you guys. |
1200 | 00:38:52,362 | 00:38:53,862 | You can thank Brad Pitt for that one. | You can thank Brad Pitt for that one. |
1201 | 00:38:53,892 | 00:38:57,202 | Okay, so, anyhow, I told you. | Okay, so, anyhow, I told you. |
1202 | 00:38:57,232 | 00:38:59,171 | Yeah, you told me. | Yeah, you told me. |
1203 | 00:38:59,201 | 00:39:04,141 | Wow. Our little girl is living with her boyfriend. | Wow. Our little girl is living with her boyfriend. |
1204 | 00:39:04,171 | 00:39:05,270 | Yeah, I had that moment, too. | Yeah, I had that moment, too. |
1205 | 00:39:05,310 | 00:39:06,540 | It was during the onion brick, | It was during the onion brick, |
1206 | 00:39:06,570 | 00:39:08,610 | so I had a little distraction, but I had it. | so I had a little distraction, but I had it. |
1207 | 00:39:08,640 | 00:39:10,980 | Yeah. Um, hey, hold on. | Yeah. Um, hey, hold on. |
1208 | 00:39:11,010 | 00:39:11,909 | Hello? | Hello? |
1209 | 00:39:11,949 | 00:39:12,909 | Rory: Mom, it's me. | Rory: Mom, it's me. |
1210 | 00:39:12,949 | 00:39:14,949 | Hey, you. Hold on a sec. | Hey, you. Hold on a sec. |
1211 | 00:39:14,979 | 00:39:16,349 | Chris, it's Rory. | Chris, it's Rory. |
1212 | 00:39:16,379 | 00:39:19,418 | Okay, now, I did not tell you. Do not rat me out. | Okay, now, I did not tell you. Do not rat me out. |
1213 | 00:39:19,448 | 00:39:21,548 | When she tells you the news, you have to act surprised. | When she tells you the news, you have to act surprised. |
1214 | 00:39:21,588 | 00:39:22,918 | Yes, I promise. | Yes, I promise. |
1215 | 00:39:22,958 | 00:39:24,318 | It'll be like the time you told me | It'll be like the time you told me |
1216 | 00:39:24,357 | 00:39:26,187 | you got pat benatar tickets for my birthday, | you got pat benatar tickets for my birthday, |
1217 | 00:39:26,227 | 00:39:27,557 | but I knew because I went through your jeans | but I knew because I went through your jeans |
1218 | 00:39:27,587 | 00:39:29,027 | looking for the clove cigarettes. | looking for the clove cigarettes. |
1219 | 00:39:29,057 | 00:39:31,356 | You knew? Bye, Chris. | You knew? Bye, Chris. |
1220 | 00:39:31,396 | 00:39:33,396 | Hey, kid, what's going on? | Hey, kid, what's going on? |
1221 | 00:39:33,426 | 00:39:35,666 | Not much. Having a bad reaction to an onion brick. | Not much. Having a bad reaction to an onion brick. |
1222 | 00:39:35,696 | 00:39:37,565 | What part of onion brick do you not understand? | What part of onion brick do you not understand? |
1223 | 00:39:37,595 | 00:39:39,265 | I gave dad his tour today. | I gave dad his tour today. |
1224 | 00:39:39,305 | 00:39:40,935 | Yeah! It was nice. | Yeah! It was nice. |
1225 | 00:39:40,965 | 00:39:42,205 | He saw the campus, we had dinner. | He saw the campus, we had dinner. |
1226 | 00:39:42,235 | 00:39:43,974 | Oh, how very "7th heaven" of you. | Oh, how very "7th heaven" of you. |
1227 | 00:39:44,004 | 00:39:47,104 | Listen, I have some news... Two pieces of news, actually. | Listen, I have some news... Two pieces of news, actually. |
1228 | 00:39:47,144 | 00:39:51,073 | One is good, and one is, let's say, interesting. | One is good, and one is, let's say, interesting. |
1229 | 00:39:51,113 | 00:39:52,543 | Oh, intrigue. | Oh, intrigue. |
1230 | 00:39:52,583 | 00:39:55,053 | Well, first, I was made the new editor | Well, first, I was made the new editor |
1231 | 00:39:55,083 | 00:39:56,553 | of the Yale daily news. | of the Yale daily news. |
1232 | 00:39:56,583 | 00:39:59,182 | No, really? Rory, that's awesome. | No, really? Rory, that's awesome. |
1233 | 00:39:59,222 | 00:40:00,922 | It is awesome. | It is awesome. |
1234 | 00:40:00,952 | 00:40:02,552 | My god, I didn't even know you were up for the job. | My god, I didn't even know you were up for the job. |
1235 | 00:40:02,592 | 00:40:04,091 | I wasn't, actually. | I wasn't, actually. |
1236 | 00:40:04,121 | 00:40:06,191 | It all kind of happened at the last minute. | It all kind of happened at the last minute. |
1237 | 00:40:06,221 | 00:40:09,461 | Hey, wasn't Paris the editor of the daily news? | Hey, wasn't Paris the editor of the daily news? |
1238 | 00:40:09,491 | 00:40:12,430 | Yes, she was, which brings me to my next piece of news. | Yes, she was, which brings me to my next piece of news. |
1239 | 00:40:12,460 | 00:40:13,360 | Okay. | Okay. |
1240 | 00:40:13,400 | 00:40:14,970 | Paris was ousted, | Paris was ousted, |
1241 | 00:40:15,000 | 00:40:16,969 | and when she found out that I had taken her place, | and when she found out that I had taken her place, |
1242 | 00:40:16,999 | 00:40:19,199 | she kind of kicked me out of the apartment. | she kind of kicked me out of the apartment. |
1243 | 00:40:19,239 | 00:40:20,269 | Well, sure. | Well, sure. |
1244 | 00:40:20,299 | 00:40:22,009 | So I had no place to live, | So I had no place to live, |
1245 | 00:40:22,039 | 00:40:24,668 | and there were absolutely no apartments for rent | and there were absolutely no apartments for rent |
1246 | 00:40:24,708 | 00:40:26,038 | anywhere near campus, | anywhere near campus, |
1247 | 00:40:26,078 | 00:40:28,478 | so... I moved in with Logan. | so... I moved in with Logan. |
1248 | 00:40:28,508 | 00:40:30,247 | Wow, big news! | Wow, big news! |
1249 | 00:40:30,277 | 00:40:31,447 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1250 | 00:40:31,477 | 00:40:33,417 | Well, jeez, tell me about his place. | Well, jeez, tell me about his place. |
1251 | 00:40:33,447 | 00:40:34,447 | Is it nice? | Is it nice? |
1252 | 00:40:34,477 | 00:40:37,216 | Uh, yeah, it's really nice. | Uh, yeah, it's really nice. |
1253 | 00:40:37,246 | 00:40:38,616 | Where is it? | Where is it? |
1254 | 00:40:38,646 | 00:40:41,256 | The taft building, right off campus, top floor. | The taft building, right off campus, top floor. |
1255 | 00:40:41,286 | 00:40:43,185 | Top floor? Cool. Good view? | Top floor? Cool. Good view? |
1256 | 00:40:43,225 | 00:40:44,955 | Great view. | Great view. |
1257 | 00:40:44,995 | 00:40:46,495 | Awesome. How many rooms? | Awesome. How many rooms? |
1258 | 00:40:46,525 | 00:40:47,655 | Dad told you, didn't he? | Dad told you, didn't he? |
1259 | 00:40:47,695 | 00:40:49,724 | Oh, come on, I was doing so well. | Oh, come on, I was doing so well. |
1260 | 00:40:49,764 | 00:40:51,564 | Please. How did you know? | Please. How did you know? |
1261 | 00:40:51,594 | 00:40:53,334 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
1262 | 00:40:53,364 | 00:40:55,034 | "How's the view? Is his place nice?" | "How's the view? Is his place nice?" |
1263 | 00:40:55,064 | 00:40:56,663 | You didn't call me hester prynne once. | You didn't call me hester prynne once. |
1264 | 00:40:56,703 | 00:40:58,133 | Don't be mad at him. | Don't be mad at him. |
1265 | 00:40:58,163 | 00:40:59,373 | He was just trying to do the dad thing. | He was just trying to do the dad thing. |
1266 | 00:40:59,403 | 00:41:00,373 | He hated it, by the way. | He hated it, by the way. |
1267 | 00:41:00,403 | 00:41:03,042 | I'm not mad. Good. | I'm not mad. Good. |
1268 | 00:41:03,072 | 00:41:05,112 | [ Sighs ] So? So, what? | [ Sighs ] So? So, what? |
1269 | 00:41:05,142 | 00:41:07,072 | So, what do you think of me moving in with Logan? | So, what do you think of me moving in with Logan? |
1270 | 00:41:07,112 | 00:41:08,711 | I'm sorry, do you remember what happened | I'm sorry, do you remember what happened |
1271 | 00:41:08,741 | 00:41:10,341 | the last time I piped in with my opinions | the last time I piped in with my opinions |
1272 | 00:41:10,381 | 00:41:12,211 | on your life choices? Mom, come on. | on your life choices? Mom, come on. |
1273 | 00:41:12,251 | 00:41:14,211 | You don't want to make sure the pool house is clean first? | You don't want to make sure the pool house is clean first? |
1274 | 00:41:14,251 | 00:41:15,750 | Mom. | Mom. |
1275 | 00:41:15,780 | 00:41:18,680 | Okay, well, moving in... That's pretty big. | Okay, well, moving in... That's pretty big. |
1276 | 00:41:18,720 | 00:41:20,450 | I know. | I know. |
1277 | 00:41:20,490 | 00:41:22,659 | I mean, I don't know. I've never lived with a guy. | I mean, I don't know. I've never lived with a guy. |
1278 | 00:41:22,689 | 00:41:24,459 | There's that whole thing about the cow | There's that whole thing about the cow |
1279 | 00:41:24,489 | 00:41:25,629 | and the milk's free. | and the milk's free. |
1280 | 00:41:25,659 | 00:41:27,259 | I guess I would hate to think | I guess I would hate to think |
1281 | 00:41:27,289 | 00:41:28,998 | that you really moved in with him | that you really moved in with him |
1282 | 00:41:29,028 | 00:41:30,528 | because there was a housing shortage, | because there was a housing shortage, |
1283 | 00:41:30,558 | 00:41:32,098 | because it's a big step. | because it's a big step. |
1284 | 00:41:32,128 | 00:41:33,198 | I love him. | I love him. |
1285 | 00:41:33,228 | 00:41:34,997 | Well, I want you to be happy. | Well, I want you to be happy. |
1286 | 00:41:35,037 | 00:41:37,067 | I am happy, really happy. | I am happy, really happy. |
1287 | 00:41:37,097 | 00:41:39,437 | Okay, then. Congratulations. | Okay, then. Congratulations. |
1288 | 00:41:39,467 | 00:41:41,266 | Big day. Thanks. | Big day. Thanks. |
1289 | 00:41:41,306 | 00:41:43,336 | You're gonna have to tell me how it is living with a guy | You're gonna have to tell me how it is living with a guy |
1290 | 00:41:43,376 | 00:41:45,146 | before I let Luke move in. | before I let Luke move in. |
1291 | 00:41:45,176 | 00:41:46,476 | If it's too creepy, he may have to stay with babette. | If it's too creepy, he may have to stay with babette. |
1292 | 00:41:46,506 | 00:41:48,205 | I will. | I will. |
1293 | 00:41:48,245 | 00:41:50,015 | I've heard some horror stories about toilet seats | I've heard some horror stories about toilet seats |
1294 | 00:41:50,045 | 00:41:50,745 | you would not believe. | you would not believe. |
1295 | 00:41:50,775 | 00:41:52,445 | Really? Do tell. | Really? Do tell. |
1296 | 00:41:52,485 | 00:41:54,644 | Oh, but, wait, let me dim the lights and start the fire. | Oh, but, wait, let me dim the lights and start the fire. |
1297 | 00:41:54,684 | 00:41:55,514 | You have a fireplace? | You have a fireplace? |
1298 | 00:41:55,554 | 00:41:57,054 | Wood-burning. | Wood-burning. |
1299 | 00:41:57,084 | 00:41:59,054 | I don't think we can be friends anymore. | I don't think we can be friends anymore. |