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1 | 00:18:56,758 | 00:18:58,126 | Oh, Taylor, are you sick? | Oh, Taylor, are you sick? |
2 | 00:18:56,848 | 00:18:58,386 | What if there's a Tsunami? | What if there's a Tsunami? |
3 | 00:18:56,978 | 00:18:58,546 | But it's a team photo. | But it's a team photo. |
4 | 00:18:57,158 | 00:18:58,156 | Oh, we believe you. | Oh, we believe you. |
5 | 00:18:57,178 | 00:18:58,676 | She had a good time, too, | She had a good time, too, |
6 | 00:18:57,238 | 00:18:59,275 | It doesn't work that way. What do you mean? | It doesn't work that way. What do you mean? |
7 | 00:18:57,857 | 00:18:59,754 | You have very mundane dreams. | You have very mundane dreams. |
8 | 00:18:57,867 | 00:19:00,004 | I've gotten so much done this morning, it's scary. | I've gotten so much done this morning, it's scary. |
9 | 00:18:57,917 | 00:19:00,243 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
10 | 00:18:58,096 | 00:19:00,563 | Nothing. Just enjoying a tipple. | Nothing. Just enjoying a tipple. |
11 | 00:18:58,156 | 00:18:59,494 | No, just mortal. | No, just mortal. |
12 | 00:18:58,196 | 00:18:59,894 | I'm getting crow's-feet. | I'm getting crow's-feet. |
13 | 00:18:58,276 | 00:18:59,774 | Timmy: Doo-doo head! | Timmy: Doo-doo head! |
14 | 00:18:58,416 | 00:18:59,484 | 2001... you promised to come to my birthday party, | 2001... you promised to come to my birthday party, |
15 | 00:18:58,576 | 00:19:00,543 | Bill, how's it hangin'? | Bill, how's it hangin'? |
16 | 00:18:58,586 | 00:19:00,253 | Tomorrow you will come to the diner. | Tomorrow you will come to the diner. |
17 | 00:18:58,705 | 00:19:01,172 | and that's impressive 'cause she's picky. | and that's impressive 'cause she's picky. |
18 | 00:18:58,885 | 00:19:01,182 | You haven't told her. | You haven't told her. |
19 | 00:18:58,995 | 00:19:01,332 | I don't really know what kids are into. | I don't really know what kids are into. |
20 | 00:18:59,305 | 00:19:01,032 | Look, I don't know what the problem is here. | Look, I don't know what the problem is here. |
21 | 00:18:59,514 | 00:19:01,052 | and I waited and waited. | and I waited and waited. |
22 | 00:18:59,524 | 00:19:01,252 | And eventually someone... Maybe kirk... | And eventually someone... Maybe kirk... |
23 | 00:18:59,544 | 00:19:02,969 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
24 | 00:18:59,784 | 00:19:01,342 | Man: Town meeting, town meeting. | Man: Town meeting, town meeting. |
25 | 00:18:59,814 | 00:19:01,821 | We have never had to cancel a carnival, | We have never had to cancel a carnival, |
26 | 00:18:59,924 | 00:19:02,750 | Paris geller is not going to give me crow's-feet. | Paris geller is not going to give me crow's-feet. |
27 | 00:19:00,034 | 00:19:01,402 | Coffee? I already got some. | Coffee? I already got some. |
28 | 00:19:00,283 | 00:19:02,610 | Greetings, everyone. | Greetings, everyone. |
29 | 00:19:00,283 | 00:19:02,909 | [ Chuckles nervously, clears throat ] | [ Chuckles nervously, clears throat ] |
30 | 00:19:00,583 | 00:19:01,382 | It's hanging okay. | It's hanging okay. |
31 | 00:19:00,593 | 00:19:02,590 | So all the senior staffers from the Yale daily news | So all the senior staffers from the Yale daily news |
32 | 00:19:01,072 | 00:19:02,270 | What? | What? |
33 | 00:19:01,082 | 00:19:03,678 | Kirk, scout's honor, this booth will make you proud, okay? | Kirk, scout's honor, this booth will make you proud, okay? |
34 | 00:19:01,202 | 00:19:02,630 | Good. Well, so did I. | Good. Well, so did I. |
35 | 00:19:01,222 | 00:19:03,748 | I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. | I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. |
36 | 00:19:01,292 | 00:19:02,720 | Is going to have to take over | Is going to have to take over |
37 | 00:19:01,362 | 00:19:02,660 | Hey, whatever. | Hey, whatever. |
38 | 00:19:01,382 | 00:19:02,750 | What was that? | What was that? |
39 | 00:19:01,412 | 00:19:02,919 | Good, good. | Good, good. |
40 | 00:19:01,432 | 00:19:03,099 | I saw the sunrise. I paid all my bills. | I saw the sunrise. I paid all my bills. |
41 | 00:19:01,472 | 00:19:02,440 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
42 | 00:19:01,841 | 00:19:03,768 | and it's absolutely impossible | and it's absolutely impossible |
43 | 00:19:02,300 | 00:19:03,898 | You say you're available one minute, | You say you're available one minute, |
44 | 00:19:02,480 | 00:19:03,978 | You're Rory Gilmore? Yes. | You're Rory Gilmore? Yes. |
45 | 00:19:02,630 | 00:19:04,427 | are simultaneously enjoying a tipple? | are simultaneously enjoying a tipple? |
46 | 00:19:02,650 | 00:19:04,377 | Taylor? He's in a little box. | Taylor? He's in a little box. |
47 | 00:19:02,670 | 00:19:05,566 | So, she's coming by your work tomorrow? | So, she's coming by your work tomorrow? |
48 | 00:19:02,690 | 00:19:04,757 | Oh, and I said "next time." | Oh, and I said "next time." |
49 | 00:19:02,760 | 00:19:05,626 | the many delicate tasks I perform for this town... | the many delicate tasks I perform for this town... |
50 | 00:19:02,780 | 00:19:04,278 | Some dead guy yelling something. | Some dead guy yelling something. |
51 | 00:19:02,790 | 00:19:05,056 | So you do acknowledge a problem here? | So you do acknowledge a problem here? |
52 | 00:19:02,949 | 00:19:03,519 | You like the Washington post, do you? | You like the Washington post, do you? |
53 | 00:19:02,949 | 00:19:06,245 | So, what do you want to do right now? | So, what do you want to do right now? |
54 | 00:19:03,009 | 00:19:08,272 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
55 | 00:19:03,139 | 00:19:04,847 | I already got some, hon. | I already got some, hon. |
56 | 00:19:03,549 | 00:19:05,116 | Yes. | Yes. |
57 | 00:19:03,718 | 00:19:05,376 | Now... | Now... |
58 | 00:19:03,788 | 00:19:04,747 | Okay. | Okay. |
59 | 00:19:03,808 | 00:19:05,636 | for me to get back into town to run it. | for me to get back into town to run it. |
60 | 00:19:03,938 | 00:19:04,837 | and the next minute you're not? | and the next minute you're not? |
61 | 00:19:04,008 | 00:19:06,774 | Someone pointed you out to me. This is for you. | Someone pointed you out to me. This is for you. |
62 | 00:19:04,317 | 00:19:06,015 | Ghosts are yelling something outside the house? | Ghosts are yelling something outside the house? |
63 | 00:19:04,417 | 00:19:05,576 | The nightmare continues. | The nightmare continues. |
64 | 00:19:04,467 | 00:19:05,735 | Tell her. No. | Tell her. No. |
65 | 00:19:04,787 | 00:19:05,815 | I don't know if you caught that. | I don't know if you caught that. |
66 | 00:19:04,787 | 00:19:06,614 | I got a job! Where? | I got a job! Where? |
67 | 00:19:04,867 | 00:19:06,634 | I was just... | I was just... |
68 | 00:19:04,867 | 00:19:07,803 | And this is a first... I saw the beginning of Katie Couric. | And this is a first... I saw the beginning of Katie Couric. |
69 | 00:19:05,096 | 00:19:07,163 | I just did, a.K. Where's the trust, dude? | I just did, a.K. Where's the trust, dude? |
70 | 00:19:05,146 | 00:19:06,914 | Because they like to split their infinitives, | Because they like to split their infinitives, |
71 | 00:19:05,416 | 00:19:07,583 | Excuse me, hi. Are you Liam driessen by any chance? | Excuse me, hi. Are you Liam driessen by any chance? |
72 | 00:19:05,606 | 00:19:08,172 | Oh, she told you that, huh? | Oh, she told you that, huh? |
73 | 00:19:05,616 | 00:19:06,874 | Is it looking okay, kirk? | Is it looking okay, kirk? |
74 | 00:19:05,656 | 00:19:07,852 | The streetlamp illumination monitoring, | The streetlamp illumination monitoring, |
75 | 00:19:05,765 | 00:19:07,074 | Tell her! | Tell her! |
76 | 00:19:05,855 | 00:19:06,814 | I did. | I did. |
77 | 00:19:06,045 | 00:19:09,939 | No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house. | No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house. |
78 | 00:19:06,285 | 00:19:07,922 | I've been counting how many times | I've been counting how many times |
79 | 00:19:06,654 | 00:19:08,382 | At the stamford gazette. | At the stamford gazette. |
80 | 00:19:06,664 | 00:19:09,201 | It's not cool, Luke. It's not happening this way. | It's not cool, Luke. It's not happening this way. |
81 | 00:19:06,804 | 00:19:07,503 | What is? | What is? |
82 | 00:19:06,854 | 00:19:08,482 | Did your mom explain | Did your mom explain |
83 | 00:19:06,914 | 00:19:08,881 | Yeah, you could use a little pancake. | Yeah, you could use a little pancake. |
84 | 00:19:06,944 | 00:19:09,610 | the Washington post, especially their Metro writers, | the Washington post, especially their Metro writers, |
85 | 00:19:07,004 | 00:19:08,801 | I must be tired. I'm not getting this. | I must be tired. I'm not getting this. |
86 | 00:19:07,094 | 00:19:08,292 | Tell me what? | Tell me what? |
87 | 00:19:07,193 | 00:19:09,031 | We just want to do this right. | We just want to do this right. |
88 | 00:19:07,543 | 00:19:08,002 | The coffee cart. | The coffee cart. |
89 | 00:19:07,613 | 00:19:08,741 | I am. Hi, Lorelai Gilmore. | I am. Hi, Lorelai Gilmore. |
90 | 00:19:07,832 | 00:19:09,001 | I don't think I've seen the first five minutes of her | I don't think I've seen the first five minutes of her |
91 | 00:19:07,882 | 00:19:09,290 | the lawn-height measuring. | the lawn-height measuring. |
92 | 00:19:07,952 | 00:19:09,620 | those frisbee guys over there have dropped it. | those frisbee guys over there have dropped it. |
93 | 00:19:08,042 | 00:19:09,201 | For me? | For me? |
94 | 00:19:08,202 | 00:19:10,599 | Well, listen, here's the thing. | Well, listen, here's the thing. |
95 | 00:19:08,302 | 00:19:12,206 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
96 | 00:19:08,332 | 00:19:09,530 | This is a war council. | This is a war council. |
97 | 00:19:08,422 | 00:19:09,780 | And I'm going back to Yale. | And I'm going back to Yale. |
98 | 00:19:08,522 | 00:19:10,748 | that this isn't necessarily a one-time thing? | that this isn't necessarily a one-time thing? |
99 | 00:19:08,781 | 00:19:10,509 | I'm here to make your stay | I'm here to make your stay |
100 | 00:19:08,841 | 00:19:10,339 | It's like a riddle or something. | It's like a riddle or something. |
101 | 00:19:08,911 | 00:19:10,908 | Weird. I can still smell his Cologne. | Weird. I can still smell his Cologne. |
102 | 00:19:09,031 | 00:19:10,359 | in my life. | in my life. |
103 | 00:19:09,061 | 00:19:10,329 | Well, then, let's talk and maybe set | Well, then, let's talk and maybe set |
104 | 00:19:09,221 | 00:19:10,788 | Surprise. | Surprise. |
105 | 00:19:09,231 | 00:19:10,998 | What way? It's just a bad time. | What way? It's just a bad time. |
106 | 00:19:09,240 | 00:19:11,168 | Courtesy of Logan huntzberger. | Courtesy of Logan huntzberger. |
107 | 00:19:09,320 | 00:19:10,549 | Now I'm just getting sad. | Now I'm just getting sad. |
108 | 00:19:09,560 | 00:19:11,088 | About what? | About what? |
109 | 00:19:09,640 | 00:19:11,298 | but I don't. | but I don't. |
110 | 00:19:09,650 | 00:19:11,947 | Oh, okay. Let's keep watching. | Oh, okay. Let's keep watching. |
111 | 00:19:09,820 | 00:19:11,647 | You don't get to care about where I live, Logan. | You don't get to care about where I live, Logan. |
112 | 00:19:09,979 | 00:19:11,178 | What are they saying? | What are they saying? |
113 | 00:19:10,359 | 00:19:12,156 | the howell Raines-ing aside for now. | the howell Raines-ing aside for now. |
114 | 00:19:10,369 | 00:19:12,706 | People, are you not hearing me? | People, are you not hearing me? |
115 | 00:19:10,399 | 00:19:12,396 | You know, she and Matt lauer are much more serious | You know, she and Matt lauer are much more serious |
116 | 00:19:10,549 | 00:19:12,546 | and the rest of the new england maple syrup council's stay | and the rest of the new england maple syrup council's stay |
117 | 00:19:10,589 | 00:19:11,817 | Please keep my secret. | Please keep my secret. |
118 | 00:19:10,639 | 00:19:12,606 | I don't know if... | I don't know if... |
119 | 00:19:10,788 | 00:19:13,594 | I was thinking maybe we could make it semiregular | I was thinking maybe we could make it semiregular |
120 | 00:19:10,828 | 00:19:12,286 | Was this not a planned thing? | Was this not a planned thing? |
121 | 00:19:10,938 | 00:19:12,845 | People, we have a tremendous problem | People, we have a tremendous problem |
122 | 00:19:11,028 | 00:19:12,795 | There's no great time to be a parent, Luke, | There's no great time to be a parent, Luke, |
123 | 00:19:11,128 | 00:19:13,425 | About kaiser geller and her reign of terror. | About kaiser geller and her reign of terror. |
124 | 00:19:11,208 | 00:19:12,875 | Oh, I see. | Oh, I see. |
125 | 00:19:11,218 | 00:19:12,686 | There was a clown beating? | There was a clown beating? |
126 | 00:19:11,338 | 00:19:13,335 | "The council member chose to forcefully waive | "The council member chose to forcefully waive |
127 | 00:19:11,597 | 00:19:13,365 | Oh, terrific. | Oh, terrific. |
128 | 00:19:11,687 | 00:19:13,455 | You broke up with me. | You broke up with me. |
129 | 00:19:11,847 | 00:19:12,755 | Mum's the word. | Mum's the word. |
130 | 00:19:11,987 | 00:19:15,921 | The one with the hat's a big, fat butterfingers. | The one with the hat's a big, fat butterfingers. |
131 | 00:19:12,186 | 00:19:14,653 | Let's see if we can fix things before we blow them up. | Let's see if we can fix things before we blow them up. |
132 | 00:19:12,236 | 00:19:16,470 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
133 | 00:19:12,326 | 00:19:13,185 | Why? | Why? |
134 | 00:19:12,426 | 00:19:14,024 | in the first half-hour than they are later on. | in the first half-hour than they are later on. |
135 | 00:19:12,576 | 00:19:13,874 | as comfortable as possible. | as comfortable as possible. |
136 | 00:19:12,636 | 00:19:15,402 | It's gonna work out for her to come to the diner. | It's gonna work out for her to come to the diner. |
137 | 00:19:12,716 | 00:19:13,814 | Not again. | Not again. |
138 | 00:19:12,736 | 00:19:14,862 | I won't be there to run the carnival. | I won't be there to run the carnival. |
139 | 00:19:12,785 | 00:19:14,084 | Well, I should go. | Well, I should go. |
140 | 00:19:12,825 | 00:19:14,183 | you just are one. | you just are one. |
141 | 00:19:12,875 | 00:19:14,543 | that needs our immediate attention. | that needs our immediate attention. |
142 | 00:19:12,905 | 00:19:14,902 | Well, I don't want any coffee right now. | Well, I don't want any coffee right now. |
143 | 00:19:13,225 | 00:19:14,353 | You said, "surprise." | You said, "surprise." |
144 | 00:19:13,375 | 00:19:14,573 | her right of veto." | her right of veto." |
145 | 00:19:13,395 | 00:19:15,601 | Bring 'em on in, algernon. The more, the merrier. | Bring 'em on in, algernon. The more, the merrier. |
146 | 00:19:13,455 | 00:19:15,522 | The paper is going to crap. It's unreadable. | The paper is going to crap. It's unreadable. |
147 | 00:19:13,484 | 00:19:16,280 | Honor was bugging me, and I told her we broke up to shut her up. | Honor was bugging me, and I told her we broke up to shut her up. |
148 | 00:19:13,614 | 00:19:15,382 | or even just, you know, regular. | or even just, you know, regular. |
149 | 00:19:13,844 | 00:19:15,701 | Town meeting, town meeting. | Town meeting, town meeting. |
150 | 00:19:13,914 | 00:19:17,109 | So far, so good. Love the local color here. | So far, so good. Love the local color here. |
151 | 00:19:14,064 | 00:19:15,462 | I guess that makes sense. | I guess that makes sense. |
152 | 00:19:14,114 | 00:19:15,482 | Back to 8 mile? What? | Back to 8 mile? What? |
153 | 00:19:14,233 | 00:19:15,931 | And if you're gonna make plans with my kid | And if you're gonna make plans with my kid |
154 | 00:19:14,393 | 00:19:16,550 | No, it was just... How you doing? | No, it was just... How you doing? |
155 | 00:19:14,573 | 00:19:16,470 | That's why I chose the extraordinary step | That's why I chose the extraordinary step |
156 | 00:19:14,603 | 00:19:16,999 | Consider it unsplit. | Consider it unsplit. |
157 | 00:19:14,693 | 00:19:16,021 | Fine. Sit. | Fine. Sit. |
158 | 00:19:14,902 | 00:19:16,800 | Draw the obvious conclusion. | Draw the obvious conclusion. |
159 | 00:19:14,932 | 00:19:16,970 | Thanks anyway, and sorry you wasted your time, Ben. | Thanks anyway, and sorry you wasted your time, Ben. |
160 | 00:19:15,422 | 00:19:16,720 | Uh, okay. | Uh, okay. |
161 | 00:19:15,432 | 00:19:16,560 | Why not? | Why not? |
162 | 00:19:15,492 | 00:19:18,128 | You can afford to make people sad and angry about war | You can afford to make people sad and angry about war |
163 | 00:19:15,522 | 00:19:18,178 | Nothing. Ooh, behind you. | Nothing. Ooh, behind you. |
164 | 00:19:15,562 | 00:19:18,368 | She rewrites your stuff, then rewrites her rewrites. | She rewrites your stuff, then rewrites her rewrites. |
165 | 00:19:15,621 | 00:19:17,389 | It's Logan's doing. What can I do? | It's Logan's doing. What can I do? |
166 | 00:19:15,741 | 00:19:17,808 | No, they're saying, "town meeting." | No, they're saying, "town meeting." |
167 | 00:19:15,951 | 00:19:18,018 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
168 | 00:19:15,961 | 00:19:17,958 | and get her hopes up and then cancel, | and get her hopes up and then cancel, |
169 | 00:19:16,051 | 00:19:17,678 | But allow us our cathartic purging. | But allow us our cathartic purging. |
170 | 00:19:16,320 | 00:19:17,459 | You're a coward. | You're a coward. |
171 | 00:19:16,500 | 00:19:21,303 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
172 | 00:19:16,510 | 00:19:18,677 | of broadcasting to you tonight from this remote location. | of broadcasting to you tonight from this remote location. |
173 | 00:19:16,590 | 00:19:19,156 | Good. | Good. |
174 | 00:19:16,600 | 00:19:18,607 | Well, it's gonna be really hectic, | Well, it's gonna be really hectic, |
175 | 00:19:16,750 | 00:19:17,948 | Good. | Good. |
176 | 00:19:16,840 | 00:19:18,008 | Oh, okay, I got it now. | Oh, okay, I got it now. |
177 | 00:19:16,999 | 00:19:18,497 | No problem. | No problem. |
178 | 00:19:17,429 | 00:19:19,396 | Tell him to stop. We're not speaking, remember? | Tell him to stop. We're not speaking, remember? |
179 | 00:19:17,479 | 00:19:19,246 | Rory, I love you. | Rory, I love you. |
180 | 00:19:17,718 | 00:19:19,646 | Purge away. [ Clears throat ] | Purge away. [ Clears throat ] |
181 | 00:19:17,848 | 00:19:19,815 | Town meeting? At this hour? | Town meeting? At this hour? |
182 | 00:19:17,988 | 00:19:19,656 | So, what's your free time like? | So, what's your free time like? |
183 | 00:19:17,998 | 00:19:19,726 | then our deal is canceled. | then our deal is canceled. |
184 | 00:19:18,038 | 00:19:19,845 | Taylor: Thank you, Patty. | Taylor: Thank you, Patty. |
185 | 00:19:18,158 | 00:19:20,764 | and the economy and stuff when they first wake up. | and the economy and stuff when they first wake up. |
186 | 00:19:18,387 | 00:19:21,453 | And to add insult to injury, the copy gets worse every time. | And to add insult to injury, the copy gets worse every time. |
187 | 00:19:18,537 | 00:19:19,965 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
188 | 00:19:18,627 | 00:19:20,524 | lots of people swooshing around and all. | lots of people swooshing around and all. |
189 | 00:19:18,707 | 00:19:20,205 | Ow! | Ow! |
190 | 00:19:18,747 | 00:19:19,945 | It's really not appropriate | It's really not appropriate |
191 | 00:19:19,186 | 00:19:20,784 | This is how the avian flu spreads, by the way. | This is how the avian flu spreads, by the way. |
192 | 00:19:19,276 | 00:19:22,212 | I have an appointment. I have to go. | I have an appointment. I have to go. |
193 | 00:19:19,426 | 00:19:20,924 | Well, they're putting our lives in jeopardy. | Well, they're putting our lives in jeopardy. |
194 | 00:19:19,686 | 00:19:21,024 | I've got no school this whole week. | I've got no school this whole week. |
195 | 00:19:19,686 | 00:19:22,791 | Oh, but first would anyone like a refreshing coffee beverage? | Oh, but first would anyone like a refreshing coffee beverage? |
196 | 00:19:19,756 | 00:19:22,082 | Anna, no. Yes, that's it. That's how it works. | Anna, no. Yes, that's it. That's how it works. |
197 | 00:19:19,845 | 00:19:21,813 | What the hell is Taylor up to? | What the hell is Taylor up to? |
198 | 00:19:19,865 | 00:19:21,393 | Kirk, could you take it over? | Kirk, could you take it over? |
199 | 00:19:19,975 | 00:19:21,643 | to be standing right next to me like this. | to be standing right next to me like this. |
200 | 00:19:20,005 | 00:19:21,902 | I'm hired for the day. | I'm hired for the day. |
201 | 00:19:20,235 | 00:19:21,743 | What was that? Looked like a ping-pong ball. | What was that? Looked like a ping-pong ball. |
202 | 00:19:20,564 | 00:19:22,032 | She'll like that. | She'll like that. |
203 | 00:19:20,794 | 00:19:22,921 | But then, just as they're heading to the office, | But then, just as they're heading to the office, |
204 | 00:19:20,824 | 00:19:22,482 | Oh, sorry! I was just saying. | Oh, sorry! I was just saying. |
205 | 00:19:20,954 | 00:19:22,552 | Oh, stop it. | Oh, stop it. |
206 | 00:19:21,054 | 00:19:22,951 | It's year-round, so we get weird times off. | It's year-round, so we get weird times off. |
207 | 00:19:21,333 | 00:19:24,728 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
208 | 00:19:21,413 | 00:19:24,509 | Kirk, you needed carnival-game volunteers and I volunteered. | Kirk, you needed carnival-game volunteers and I volunteered. |
209 | 00:19:21,433 | 00:19:22,661 | Sure. | Sure. |
210 | 00:19:21,493 | 00:19:24,499 | She used to be good, right? Wasn't Paris good at one point? | She used to be good, right? Wasn't Paris good at one point? |
211 | 00:19:21,673 | 00:19:23,101 | But we work together. But not here. | But we work together. But not here. |
212 | 00:19:21,773 | 00:19:23,600 | Now, as we all know, | Now, as we all know, |
213 | 00:19:21,843 | 00:19:23,810 | All right. Guess we better go. | All right. Guess we better go. |
214 | 00:19:21,932 | 00:19:22,671 | What? | What? |
215 | 00:19:22,062 | 00:19:23,960 | She likes people swooshing around her. | She likes people swooshing around her. |
216 | 00:19:22,122 | 00:19:24,019 | You're either all-in or you're all-out. | You're either all-in or you're all-out. |
217 | 00:19:22,522 | 00:19:24,948 | No, I heard that, too. Heard a guy on CNN say it. | No, I heard that, too. Heard a guy on CNN say it. |
218 | 00:19:22,592 | 00:19:24,828 | They scream bling, draw eyes to the apartment. | They scream bling, draw eyes to the apartment. |
219 | 00:19:22,701 | 00:19:24,029 | Great. Anything else, Taylor? | Great. Anything else, Taylor? |
220 | 00:19:22,701 | 00:19:24,129 | Yep, all day. | Yep, all day. |
221 | 00:19:22,821 | 00:19:24,858 | I have Ben till 9:00. Seriously? | I have Ben till 9:00. Seriously? |
222 | 00:19:22,961 | 00:19:25,388 | you leave them with a dose of Matthew McConaughey, | you leave them with a dose of Matthew McConaughey, |
223 | 00:19:22,981 | 00:19:25,348 | Well, then maybe we can do something tomorrow, too, | Well, then maybe we can do something tomorrow, too, |
224 | 00:19:23,141 | 00:19:24,868 | Liam, can I ask you a question? | Liam, can I ask you a question? |
225 | 00:19:23,640 | 00:19:26,236 | the annual stars hollow winter carnival is this weekend. | the annual stars hollow winter carnival is this weekend. |
226 | 00:19:23,840 | 00:19:25,697 | What? I'm going back to bed. | What? I'm going back to bed. |
227 | 00:19:24,000 | 00:19:25,398 | Pans of hot grease. | Pans of hot grease. |
228 | 00:19:24,059 | 00:19:26,126 | We didn't ask for this. You did. | We didn't ask for this. You did. |
229 | 00:19:24,069 | 00:19:26,236 | Oh, well, good for you, people. | Oh, well, good for you, people. |
230 | 00:19:24,169 | 00:19:27,864 | Any time you want some coffee, biscotti, I will be here. | Any time you want some coffee, biscotti, I will be here. |
231 | 00:19:24,469 | 00:19:25,477 | Hey. | Hey. |
232 | 00:19:24,519 | 00:19:25,747 | Before she was editor. | Before she was editor. |
233 | 00:19:24,539 | 00:19:26,136 | What's with the hassle? | What's with the hassle? |
234 | 00:19:24,758 | 00:19:27,564 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
235 | 00:19:24,858 | 00:19:26,925 | Bad guys see roses, then they come for our diamonds. | Bad guys see roses, then they come for our diamonds. |
236 | 00:19:24,888 | 00:19:26,116 | I'll have a decaf latte. | I'll have a decaf latte. |
237 | 00:19:24,908 | 00:19:26,935 | Would you pay a dollar to have your fortune told by a dog? | Would you pay a dollar to have your fortune told by a dog? |
238 | 00:19:24,988 | 00:19:27,285 | They fired my favorite... Aaron brown. He was comforting. | They fired my favorite... Aaron brown. He was comforting. |
239 | 00:19:25,248 | 00:19:27,115 | Hey, Zach. You helping out? | Hey, Zach. You helping out? |
240 | 00:19:25,378 | 00:19:26,346 | something less cold. | something less cold. |
241 | 00:19:25,427 | 00:19:27,495 | There will be pans of hot grease swooshing around her? | There will be pans of hot grease swooshing around her? |
242 | 00:19:25,427 | 00:19:27,894 | people's sexiest man, and they're rarin' to go. | people's sexiest man, and they're rarin' to go. |
243 | 00:19:25,497 | 00:19:26,925 | You check in? Check in? | You check in? Check in? |
244 | 00:19:25,737 | 00:19:27,235 | Come on, it's a town meeting. | Come on, it's a town meeting. |
245 | 00:19:25,787 | 00:19:28,114 | Now she's Augusto pinochet in a pantsuit. | Now she's Augusto pinochet in a pantsuit. |
246 | 00:19:26,146 | 00:19:27,774 | Same here. Can he do mocha latte? | Same here. Can he do mocha latte? |
247 | 00:19:26,156 | 00:19:28,893 | You wanted contact, a relationship, and now... | You wanted contact, a relationship, and now... |
248 | 00:19:26,176 | 00:19:27,974 | We do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. | We do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. |
249 | 00:19:26,266 | 00:19:27,734 | Ow! | Ow! |
250 | 00:19:26,266 | 00:19:27,994 | I guess we don't have to cancel it after all. | I guess we don't have to cancel it after all. |
251 | 00:19:26,376 | 00:19:27,704 | Okay. | Okay. |
252 | 00:19:26,955 | 00:19:28,323 | We don't have diamonds. | We don't have diamonds. |
253 | 00:19:26,965 | 00:19:28,493 | The board. The new system? | The board. The new system? |
254 | 00:19:26,975 | 00:19:28,443 | A dog? | A dog? |
255 | 00:19:27,145 | 00:19:28,543 | Got to keep body and soul together. | Got to keep body and soul together. |
256 | 00:19:27,275 | 00:19:28,942 | It's the middle of the night. | It's the middle of the night. |
257 | 00:19:27,315 | 00:19:28,813 | Yes, he was. | Yes, he was. |
258 | 00:19:27,524 | 00:19:28,693 | If she's in the kitchen, yeah. | If she's in the kitchen, yeah. |
259 | 00:19:27,594 | 00:19:30,201 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
260 | 00:19:27,744 | 00:19:29,671 | So, what kind of things do you like to do? | So, what kind of things do you like to do? |
261 | 00:19:27,774 | 00:19:31,469 | Timmy, do not throw ping-pong balls at me. | Timmy, do not throw ping-pong balls at me. |
262 | 00:19:27,814 | 00:19:29,941 | He does a great mocha latte. | He does a great mocha latte. |
263 | 00:19:27,894 | 00:19:28,992 | That's not necessary. | That's not necessary. |
264 | 00:19:27,924 | 00:19:31,020 | Yeah, Matthew McConaughey always gets me rarin'. | Yeah, Matthew McConaughey always gets me rarin'. |
265 | 00:19:28,014 | 00:19:29,382 | Your choice is unorthodox. | Your choice is unorthodox. |
266 | 00:19:28,034 | 00:19:29,871 | Thanks, Taylor. Come on, let's get you to bed. | Thanks, Taylor. Come on, let's get you to bed. |
267 | 00:19:28,154 | 00:19:30,221 | Yeah, what's up with those pantsuits? | Yeah, what's up with those pantsuits? |
268 | 00:19:28,353 | 00:19:29,721 | The doo-wop group doesn't know that. | The doo-wop group doesn't know that. |
269 | 00:19:28,473 | 00:19:30,101 | It's for a carnival. It's very cute. | It's for a carnival. It's very cute. |
270 | 00:19:28,533 | 00:19:30,590 | This is the best way for me to know where anyone is | This is the best way for me to know where anyone is |
271 | 00:19:28,573 | 00:19:30,141 | Well, this is space 18 | Well, this is space 18 |
272 | 00:19:28,723 | 00:19:30,151 | Well, keep her out of the kitchen | Well, keep her out of the kitchen |
273 | 00:19:28,853 | 00:19:30,151 | Mind if I sit? | Mind if I sit? |
274 | 00:19:28,923 | 00:19:30,061 | Okay, okay, I hear you. | Okay, okay, I hear you. |
275 | 00:19:28,972 | 00:19:30,840 | Sorry, we might miss something. | Sorry, we might miss something. |
276 | 00:19:29,032 | 00:19:32,058 | I've already been paid... a lot! | I've already been paid... a lot! |
277 | 00:19:29,412 | 00:19:31,039 | That's because I'm not orthodox. | That's because I'm not orthodox. |
278 | 00:19:29,711 | 00:19:31,509 | I like morse code. I'm learning that. | I like morse code. I'm learning that. |
279 | 00:19:29,751 | 00:19:31,379 | Yeah, by the window is good, | Yeah, by the window is good, |
280 | 00:19:29,901 | 00:19:32,967 | I'm gonna fall back to sleep and dream about running Taylor over | I'm gonna fall back to sleep and dream about running Taylor over |
281 | 00:19:29,981 | 00:19:32,088 | I'll have a mocha latte. | I'll have a mocha latte. |
282 | 00:19:30,091 | 00:19:31,729 | Have her come to the diner tomorrow. | Have her come to the diner tomorrow. |
283 | 00:19:30,141 | 00:19:32,877 | A dog that has no experience telling people's fortunes? | A dog that has no experience telling people's fortunes? |
284 | 00:19:30,181 | 00:19:32,248 | and that's my booth, so we're a team. | and that's my booth, so we're a team. |
285 | 00:19:30,181 | 00:19:32,378 | No, go ahead. | No, go ahead. |
286 | 00:19:30,191 | 00:19:31,619 | if there's any grease swooshing. | if there's any grease swooshing. |
287 | 00:19:30,231 | 00:19:34,295 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
288 | 00:19:30,251 | 00:19:31,719 | We're seriously considering howell Raines-ing her. | We're seriously considering howell Raines-ing her. |
289 | 00:19:30,630 | 00:19:31,928 | at any given time. | at any given time. |
290 | 00:19:30,870 | 00:19:32,328 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
291 | 00:19:31,059 | 00:19:33,386 | And I'm even volunteering to man a booth | And I'm even volunteering to man a booth |
292 | 00:19:31,079 | 00:19:32,477 | I'm liberal with a touch of reform | I'm liberal with a touch of reform |
293 | 00:19:31,419 | 00:19:33,486 | next to the neon sign that says "come pistol-whip us." | next to the neon sign that says "come pistol-whip us." |
294 | 00:19:31,499 | 00:19:33,166 | And do not call me a doo-doo head. | And do not call me a doo-doo head. |
295 | 00:19:31,549 | 00:19:33,486 | My mom gave me a putter, so I putt some. | My mom gave me a putter, so I putt some. |
296 | 00:19:31,659 | 00:19:33,656 | I mean, that doesn't sound safe for you, either. | I mean, that doesn't sound safe for you, either. |
297 | 00:19:31,709 | 00:19:32,707 | [ Bell tolls loudly ] | [ Bell tolls loudly ] |
298 | 00:19:31,748 | 00:19:33,516 | You want to force her out? | You want to force her out? |
299 | 00:19:31,758 | 00:19:33,526 | You're sure? I'm sure. | You're sure? I'm sure. |
300 | 00:19:31,968 | 00:19:33,606 | All the names are on the left. | All the names are on the left. |
301 | 00:19:32,278 | 00:19:33,506 | We should get uniforms. | We should get uniforms. |
302 | 00:19:32,418 | 00:19:34,245 | [ Exhales ] | [ Exhales ] |
303 | 00:19:32,507 | 00:19:34,045 | and a smidgen of zippity-pow. | and a smidgen of zippity-pow. |
304 | 00:19:32,737 | 00:19:34,235 | Oh, my god! What is that? | Oh, my god! What is that? |
305 | 00:19:32,907 | 00:19:33,915 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
306 | 00:19:32,997 | 00:19:34,854 | in that car I was looking at. | in that car I was looking at. |
307 | 00:19:33,166 | 00:19:35,124 | [ Sighs ] Fine. | [ Sighs ] Fine. |
308 | 00:19:33,196 | 00:19:34,505 | I'm in the middle of something important. | I'm in the middle of something important. |
309 | 00:19:33,426 | 00:19:34,425 | at the carnival this year. | at the carnival this year. |
310 | 00:19:33,506 | 00:19:35,803 | And I like talking to my Indian friend shamilah in Bangalore | And I like talking to my Indian friend shamilah in Bangalore |
311 | 00:19:33,516 | 00:19:34,914 | Fine, I'll hide them. | Fine, I'll hide them. |
312 | 00:19:33,546 | 00:19:35,283 | She's out of control. And you have the authority? | She's out of control. And you have the authority? |
313 | 00:19:33,546 | 00:19:35,513 | You okay? Yeah, I'm great. | You okay? Yeah, I'm great. |
314 | 00:19:33,556 | 00:19:36,552 | I was just over thinking all of this. I'll see her tomorrow. | I was just over thinking all of this. I'll see her tomorrow. |
315 | 00:19:33,636 | 00:19:35,903 | Each colored magnet represents an activity. | Each colored magnet represents an activity. |
316 | 00:19:33,696 | 00:19:35,533 | I don't even know how much time I can give her. | I don't even know how much time I can give her. |
317 | 00:19:33,935 | 00:19:36,562 | Well, you're no help. | Well, you're no help. |
318 | 00:19:34,075 | 00:19:35,343 | You're aware that this is the first time | You're aware that this is the first time |
319 | 00:19:34,275 | 00:19:36,142 | Is it in the house? It's church bells. | Is it in the house? It's church bells. |
320 | 00:19:34,325 | 00:19:39,328 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
321 | 00:19:34,455 | 00:19:36,052 | I got a great concept, too. | I got a great concept, too. |
322 | 00:19:34,535 | 00:19:36,162 | Where the hell are you, Taylor? | Where the hell are you, Taylor? |
323 | 00:19:34,894 | 00:19:37,021 | Is there enough room to put his body in the trunk? | Is there enough room to put his body in the trunk? |
324 | 00:19:34,954 | 00:19:36,751 | You know, I see Logan at the paper a few times a week. | You know, I see Logan at the paper a few times a week. |
325 | 00:19:35,244 | 00:19:36,572 | Uhh! Sorry. | Uhh! Sorry. |
326 | 00:19:35,313 | 00:19:36,352 | We're the board. | We're the board. |
327 | 00:19:35,373 | 00:19:36,342 | I'm running the winter carnival? | I'm running the winter carnival? |
328 | 00:19:35,373 | 00:19:36,941 | Oh, good... full house. | Oh, good... full house. |
329 | 00:19:35,543 | 00:19:37,440 | I lost my girlfriend, my band's broken up, | I lost my girlfriend, my band's broken up, |
330 | 00:19:35,553 | 00:19:37,291 | No problem. She's very low-maintenance. | No problem. She's very low-maintenance. |
331 | 00:19:35,843 | 00:19:37,540 | over the Internet. | over the Internet. |
332 | 00:19:35,933 | 00:19:38,139 | If you're out on assignment, it's a red magnet. | If you're out on assignment, it's a red magnet. |
333 | 00:19:36,092 | 00:19:37,930 | What about you? You got anything special planned today? | What about you? You got anything special planned today? |
334 | 00:19:36,172 | 00:19:37,540 | How'd the church bells get in the house? | How'd the church bells get in the house? |
335 | 00:19:36,202 | 00:19:38,169 | I'm at my sister's in Maine. | I'm at my sister's in Maine. |
336 | 00:19:36,372 | 00:19:37,610 | I am aware. | I am aware. |
337 | 00:19:36,382 | 00:19:38,249 | And the board has the authority. | And the board has the authority. |
338 | 00:19:36,582 | 00:19:38,179 | Okay, she will be there. | Okay, she will be there. |
339 | 00:19:36,602 | 00:19:38,599 | Well, just part of our local color. | Well, just part of our local color. |
340 | 00:19:36,612 | 00:19:37,820 | [ Chuckles ] Taylor? | [ Chuckles ] Taylor? |
341 | 00:19:36,781 | 00:19:38,379 | I can lean on him, make him stop. | I can lean on him, make him stop. |
342 | 00:19:36,971 | 00:19:39,977 | Just goes to show how easily manipulated we all are. | Just goes to show how easily manipulated we all are. |
343 | 00:19:37,061 | 00:19:38,858 | Now, then, I would recommend | Now, then, I would recommend |
344 | 00:19:37,111 | 00:19:40,915 | So... Do you like to hang out here? | So... Do you like to hang out here? |
345 | 00:19:37,321 | 00:19:39,318 | Just set her up at a table and she'll be fine. | Just set her up at a table and she'll be fine. |
346 | 00:19:37,470 | 00:19:39,138 | my best friend won't speak to me, | my best friend won't speak to me, |
347 | 00:19:37,570 | 00:19:39,507 | They're outside. In the yard? | They're outside. In the yard? |
348 | 00:19:37,580 | 00:19:40,376 | I wouldn't be much help with any of that. | I wouldn't be much help with any of that. |
349 | 00:19:37,640 | 00:19:39,178 | I can't afford to have anything go wrong. | I can't afford to have anything go wrong. |
350 | 00:19:37,840 | 00:19:39,208 | Shh! | Shh! |
351 | 00:19:37,950 | 00:19:39,388 | Today? No, not today. | Today? No, not today. |
352 | 00:19:38,159 | 00:19:40,186 | If you're in the John, it's a blue magnet. | If you're in the John, it's a blue magnet. |
353 | 00:19:38,199 | 00:19:42,493 | Anyway, we have never not had a stars hollow winter carnival. | Anyway, we have never not had a stars hollow winter carnival. |
354 | 00:19:38,219 | 00:19:40,216 | Good. Thanks. It'll be good. | Good. Thanks. It'll be good. |
355 | 00:19:38,279 | 00:19:40,346 | I'm a senior staffer, too. Why wasn't I asked to be here? | I'm a senior staffer, too. Why wasn't I asked to be here? |
356 | 00:19:38,419 | 00:19:39,557 | He's going to get the message eventually. | He's going to get the message eventually. |
357 | 00:19:38,639 | 00:19:40,037 | He's purple. [ Laughs ] Get it? | He's purple. [ Laughs ] Get it? |
358 | 00:19:38,898 | 00:19:40,965 | that we immediately start discussing some details. | that we immediately start discussing some details. |
359 | 00:19:39,178 | 00:19:41,205 | and I'm reduced to working as a $5-an-hour carny. | and I'm reduced to working as a $5-an-hour carny. |
360 | 00:19:39,208 | 00:19:42,174 | Kirk, I promise this booth will be a big hit. | Kirk, I promise this booth will be a big hit. |
361 | 00:19:39,248 | 00:19:41,245 | I thought you were stranded at your sister's. | I thought you were stranded at your sister's. |
362 | 00:19:39,358 | 00:19:42,593 | If there's a table, because some of the tables are reserved. | If there's a table, because some of the tables are reserved. |
363 | 00:19:39,358 | 00:19:42,953 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
364 | 00:19:39,418 | 00:19:43,711 | It's a bunch of the same old, same old errands. | It's a bunch of the same old, same old errands. |
365 | 00:19:39,537 | 00:19:41,335 | No, at the church. What time is it? | No, at the church. What time is it? |
366 | 00:19:39,587 | 00:19:41,385 | Well, he better get it quick. | Well, he better get it quick. |
367 | 00:19:39,997 | 00:19:42,164 | You ring a bell, we drool like dogs. | You ring a bell, we drool like dogs. |
368 | 00:19:40,027 | 00:19:41,694 | Man: Business contest... [ Laughte ] | Man: Business contest... [ Laughte ] |
369 | 00:19:40,067 | 00:19:41,694 | 'Cause local color and he's a color. | 'Cause local color and he's a color. |
370 | 00:19:40,226 | 00:19:41,954 | If you're at home, a purple magnet. | If you're at home, a purple magnet. |
371 | 00:19:40,246 | 00:19:42,044 | It better be. Bye, Luke. | It better be. Bye, Luke. |
372 | 00:19:40,376 | 00:19:42,074 | You're in Paris' pocket. | You're in Paris' pocket. |
373 | 00:19:40,406 | 00:19:42,873 | We could bowl or go to a movie | We could bowl or go to a movie |
374 | 00:19:40,945 | 00:19:42,413 | The park? No. | The park? No. |
375 | 00:19:40,995 | 00:19:42,264 | The sooner, the better is always best. | The sooner, the better is always best. |
376 | 00:19:41,235 | 00:19:42,603 | Bob Dylan should write a song about me. | Bob Dylan should write a song about me. |
377 | 00:19:41,275 | 00:19:42,733 | Lorelai, please. | Lorelai, please. |
378 | 00:19:41,375 | 00:19:43,582 | It's 3:12. | It's 3:12. |
379 | 00:19:41,415 | 00:19:43,682 | Between the paper and classes, I'm only home a few hours a day. | Between the paper and classes, I'm only home a few hours a day. |
380 | 00:19:41,724 | 00:19:43,122 | Kiddo, is that the TV? | Kiddo, is that the TV? |
381 | 00:19:41,734 | 00:19:42,793 | And how about a tour? | And how about a tour? |
382 | 00:19:41,994 | 00:19:44,291 | If you're at your desk, it's a green magnet. | If you're at your desk, it's a green magnet. |
383 | 00:19:42,084 | 00:19:43,052 | [ Telephone beeps ] | [ Telephone beeps ] |
384 | 00:19:42,114 | 00:19:44,510 | I am not in Paris' pocket. You're friends. | I am not in Paris' pocket. You're friends. |
385 | 00:19:42,204 | 00:19:44,041 | Just don't drool where we sit. It'll be messy. | Just don't drool where we sit. It'll be messy. |
386 | 00:19:42,204 | 00:19:44,241 | It will not embarrass you, okay? I promise. | It will not embarrass you, okay? I promise. |
387 | 00:19:42,293 | 00:19:44,021 | Now, then, food. | Now, then, food. |
388 | 00:19:42,443 | 00:19:44,381 | Then why are we meeting here? | Then why are we meeting here? |
389 | 00:19:42,533 | 00:19:44,400 | It's a 125-year tradition. | It's a 125-year tradition. |
390 | 00:19:42,623 | 00:19:44,490 | I've got my regulars, you know? | I've got my regulars, you know? |
391 | 00:19:42,643 | 00:19:43,602 | I'm sorry about you and Lane. | I'm sorry about you and Lane. |
392 | 00:19:42,773 | 00:19:43,831 | Weird time for line dancing. | Weird time for line dancing. |
393 | 00:19:42,833 | 00:19:44,560 | Sure. | Sure. |
394 | 00:19:42,903 | 00:19:45,998 | or maybe there's a zoo around somewhere. | or maybe there's a zoo around somewhere. |
395 | 00:19:42,992 | 00:19:45,649 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
396 | 00:19:43,082 | 00:19:45,948 | Bye. | Bye. |
397 | 00:19:43,162 | 00:19:44,460 | April: Yes. | April: Yes. |
398 | 00:19:43,602 | 00:19:45,739 | Why are the church bells ringing at 3:12? | Why are the church bells ringing at 3:12? |
399 | 00:19:43,612 | 00:19:44,780 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
400 | 00:19:43,642 | 00:19:45,109 | Yeah, well... | Yeah, well... |
401 | 00:19:43,711 | 00:19:45,609 | I'd rather not spend them in mortal fear. | I'd rather not spend them in mortal fear. |
402 | 00:19:43,751 | 00:19:44,880 | Not liking my "hybrid." | Not liking my "hybrid." |
403 | 00:19:43,871 | 00:19:45,539 | Fine. Okay, I'm back. | Fine. Okay, I'm back. |
404 | 00:19:44,061 | 00:19:46,997 | We'll obviously have the carnival staples... | We'll obviously have the carnival staples... |
405 | 00:19:44,071 | 00:19:45,998 | Hey, you guys hear the bells? | Hey, you guys hear the bells? |
406 | 00:19:44,271 | 00:19:45,838 | Your promise means nothing. You break them all the time. | Your promise means nothing. You break them all the time. |
407 | 00:19:44,331 | 00:19:46,468 | But if they're at their desk, you can just glance over | But if they're at their desk, you can just glance over |
408 | 00:19:44,410 | 00:19:46,378 | I thought kids liked parks. | I thought kids liked parks. |
409 | 00:19:44,430 | 00:19:45,629 | Is he getting to the point soon? | Is he getting to the point soon? |
410 | 00:19:44,490 | 00:19:45,958 | You watching something stupid? | You watching something stupid? |
411 | 00:19:44,520 | 00:19:47,286 | They want their tables, so there may not be room. | They want their tables, so there may not be room. |
412 | 00:19:44,550 | 00:19:47,117 | Best friends, right? That's what Paris is always saying. | Best friends, right? That's what Paris is always saying. |
413 | 00:19:44,600 | 00:19:46,797 | [ Telephone ringing in distance ] | [ Telephone ringing in distance ] |
414 | 00:19:44,810 | 00:19:46,238 | Luke, will you marry me? Yes. | Luke, will you marry me? Yes. |
415 | 00:19:44,920 | 00:19:46,018 | Coming. | Coming. |
416 | 00:19:45,139 | 00:19:46,737 | But you'll get through this rough patch | But you'll get through this rough patch |
417 | 00:19:45,579 | 00:19:48,614 | I got lucky last night and caught a plane out of Maine. | I got lucky last night and caught a plane out of Maine. |
418 | 00:19:45,649 | 00:19:46,817 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
419 | 00:19:45,659 | 00:19:46,797 | Yeah, come on, doo-doo head. | Yeah, come on, doo-doo head. |
420 | 00:19:45,689 | 00:19:48,285 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
421 | 00:19:45,769 | 00:19:47,536 | I was having a dream, too. | I was having a dream, too. |
422 | 00:19:45,868 | 00:19:47,436 | [ Gasps ] I do not. | [ Gasps ] I do not. |
423 | 00:19:45,988 | 00:19:47,686 | Yes. You promise? | Yes. You promise? |
424 | 00:19:46,028 | 00:19:48,924 | No, we were just on one of our spontaneous 3:00-in-the-morning strolls, | No, we were just on one of our spontaneous 3:00-in-the-morning strolls, |
425 | 00:19:46,038 | 00:19:47,995 | How about I just come and hang out at the diner? | How about I just come and hang out at the diner? |
426 | 00:19:46,048 | 00:19:47,886 | I'll call you later. | I'll call you later. |
427 | 00:19:46,278 | 00:19:48,045 | And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, | And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, |
428 | 00:19:46,408 | 00:19:49,274 | It's 41 degrees out. Not peak park-going season. | It's 41 degrees out. Not peak park-going season. |
429 | 00:19:46,498 | 00:19:48,165 | and see that they're at their desk. | and see that they're at their desk. |
430 | 00:19:46,767 | 00:19:48,365 | and life will move on. | and life will move on. |
431 | 00:19:46,827 | 00:19:49,194 | Fine, let's cut to the chase. | Fine, let's cut to the chase. |
432 | 00:19:46,847 | 00:19:47,716 | Paris. | Paris. |
433 | 00:19:47,027 | 00:19:49,663 | French dip sandwiches, corn on the cob, | French dip sandwiches, corn on the cob, |
434 | 00:19:47,147 | 00:19:49,503 | And you guys live together. It didn't seem appropriate. | And you guys live together. It didn't seem appropriate. |
435 | 00:19:47,316 | 00:19:49,014 | She's little. You'll find room. | She's little. You'll find room. |
436 | 00:19:47,466 | 00:19:50,232 | 1997... you promised to bring me back a souvenir pen and ink set | 1997... you promised to bring me back a souvenir pen and ink set |
437 | 00:19:47,566 | 00:19:50,702 | I was shopping for a car and I wanted to see the trunk space | I was shopping for a car and I wanted to see the trunk space |
438 | 00:19:47,726 | 00:19:49,723 | Yes. Okay. | Yes. Okay. |
439 | 00:19:47,746 | 00:19:49,383 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
440 | 00:19:47,816 | 00:19:50,552 | She's starting to go through trash cans. It's creepy. | She's starting to go through trash cans. It's creepy. |
441 | 00:19:47,915 | 00:19:49,184 | See what you did here? | See what you did here? |
442 | 00:19:48,035 | 00:19:49,433 | What diner? My diner? | What diner? My diner? |
443 | 00:19:48,075 | 00:19:50,272 | which is the date of our wedding. | which is the date of our wedding. |
444 | 00:19:48,195 | 00:19:49,433 | But I'd have to glance all around. | But I'd have to glance all around. |
445 | 00:19:48,325 | 00:19:53,288 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
446 | 00:19:48,405 | 00:19:50,132 | Trust me. It's human nature to move on. | Trust me. It's human nature to move on. |
447 | 00:19:48,644 | 00:19:49,943 | Even with the rain in Spain? | Even with the rain in Spain? |
448 | 00:19:48,964 | 00:19:51,171 | saw everybody in here, and wondered, "hey, what's up?" | saw everybody in here, and wondered, "hey, what's up?" |
449 | 00:19:49,054 | 00:19:52,689 | You know, Anna, actually I don't know if tomorrow | You know, Anna, actually I don't know if tomorrow |
450 | 00:19:49,214 | 00:19:50,951 | [ Laughs ] Sorry. | [ Laughs ] Sorry. |
451 | 00:19:49,224 | 00:19:52,389 | I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend, | I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend, |
452 | 00:19:49,304 | 00:19:50,841 | But there's still stuff to do, right? | But there's still stuff to do, right? |
453 | 00:19:49,413 | 00:19:51,910 | Man: U.P.S... Got a package for Rory Gilmore. | Man: U.P.S... Got a package for Rory Gilmore. |
454 | 00:19:49,463 | 00:19:50,991 | This saves extraneous glancing. | This saves extraneous glancing. |
455 | 00:19:49,473 | 00:19:50,442 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
456 | 00:19:49,543 | 00:19:51,470 | Okay, let me set the record straight. | Okay, let me set the record straight. |
457 | 00:19:49,693 | 00:19:51,261 | apple cider, et cetera. | apple cider, et cetera. |
458 | 00:19:49,753 | 00:19:51,750 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
459 | 00:19:49,973 | 00:19:51,111 | Will you be serious for second? | Will you be serious for second? |
460 | 00:19:50,172 | 00:19:51,570 | What? What what? | What? What what? |
461 | 00:19:50,262 | 00:19:51,820 | from your trip to colonial williamsburg. | from your trip to colonial williamsburg. |
462 | 00:19:50,302 | 00:19:51,540 | We have to tell each other everything. | We have to tell each other everything. |
463 | 00:19:50,472 | 00:19:51,680 | Won't it be boring? | Won't it be boring? |
464 | 00:19:50,582 | 00:19:52,549 | That's a privacy violation, for god's sake. | That's a privacy violation, for god's sake. |
465 | 00:19:50,731 | 00:19:53,627 | 'cause I have a truck and it's convenient to haul things. | 'cause I have a truck and it's convenient to haul things. |
466 | 00:19:50,871 | 00:19:52,309 | I mean, we could have a snowball fight. | I mean, we could have a snowball fight. |
467 | 00:19:50,981 | 00:19:52,878 | No, wait, I want the one I had already. | No, wait, I want the one I had already. |
468 | 00:19:51,021 | 00:19:52,489 | Look, it's not really for people like you. | Look, it's not really for people like you. |
469 | 00:19:51,141 | 00:19:52,279 | What's with the sweats? | What's with the sweats? |
470 | 00:19:51,201 | 00:19:52,769 | Really? No. | Really? No. |
471 | 00:19:51,291 | 00:19:54,726 | Now, we almost ran out of hot chocolate last year, | Now, we almost ran out of hot chocolate last year, |
472 | 00:19:51,510 | 00:19:53,208 | I'm devoted to the paper, okay? | I'm devoted to the paper, okay? |
473 | 00:19:51,570 | 00:19:52,938 | Agreed. | Agreed. |
474 | 00:19:51,600 | 00:19:53,068 | Lane's moved on? | Lane's moved on? |
475 | 00:19:51,700 | 00:19:53,298 | No way. Diners fascinate me... | No way. Diners fascinate me... |
476 | 00:19:51,790 | 00:19:52,789 | Hello? | Hello? |
477 | 00:19:51,870 | 00:19:53,168 | I did? | I did? |
478 | 00:19:51,940 | 00:19:53,268 | From? | From? |
479 | 00:19:52,309 | 00:19:54,007 | I'm incognito. Don't you see? | I'm incognito. Don't you see? |
480 | 00:19:52,339 | 00:19:55,405 | My friend remi got into a snowball fight with a guy once | My friend remi got into a snowball fight with a guy once |
481 | 00:19:52,429 | 00:19:56,294 | and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town. | and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town. |
482 | 00:19:52,529 | 00:19:54,296 | I know you're dedicated. | I know you're dedicated. |
483 | 00:19:52,579 | 00:19:53,777 | What's she looking for? | What's she looking for? |
484 | 00:19:52,719 | 00:19:55,684 | is gonna be good at all for anything. | is gonna be good at all for anything. |
485 | 00:19:52,799 | 00:19:54,097 | He's cranky at 3:00 in the morning. | He's cranky at 3:00 in the morning. |
486 | 00:19:52,819 | 00:19:54,556 | Hi, Anna. It's Luke. | Hi, Anna. It's Luke. |
487 | 00:19:52,918 | 00:19:54,416 | Oh, well, okay. | Oh, well, okay. |
488 | 00:19:52,968 | 00:19:54,636 | That's the only way this is gonna work. | That's the only way this is gonna work. |
489 | 00:19:53,098 | 00:19:54,736 | Have you seen her with someone else? | Have you seen her with someone else? |
490 | 00:19:53,198 | 00:19:55,165 | 1999... you promised to put in a good word for me | 1999... you promised to put in a good word for me |
491 | 00:19:53,238 | 00:19:55,535 | Personal feelings cannot get in the way of things. | Personal feelings cannot get in the way of things. |
492 | 00:19:53,308 | 00:19:54,666 | Harry and David. | Harry and David. |
493 | 00:19:53,338 | 00:19:55,974 | The hustle, the bustle, the monte cristos. | The hustle, the bustle, the monte cristos. |
494 | 00:19:53,667 | 00:19:54,626 | So I wanted to see what the deal with the car was, | So I wanted to see what the deal with the car was, |
495 | 00:19:53,817 | 00:19:55,245 | Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. | Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. |
496 | 00:19:54,037 | 00:19:55,305 | With the carnival coming up, | With the carnival coming up, |
497 | 00:19:54,127 | 00:19:55,285 | Any idea what this is about? | Any idea what this is about? |
498 | 00:19:54,326 | 00:19:57,023 | I trust you, but I can't appear to be playing favorites. | I trust you, but I can't appear to be playing favorites. |
499 | 00:19:54,586 | 00:19:55,984 | Hey there. | Hey there. |
500 | 00:19:54,586 | 00:19:59,279 | Luke: Here... Here... Here. | Luke: Here... Here... Here. |
501 | 00:19:54,666 | 00:19:56,064 | and the salesman opened it. | and the salesman opened it. |
502 | 00:19:54,666 | 00:19:56,623 | I'm going to take hair samples from three men, | I'm going to take hair samples from three men, |
503 | 00:19:54,706 | 00:19:56,403 | Great. Fancy fruit. | Great. Fancy fruit. |
504 | 00:19:54,756 | 00:19:57,722 | so I would recommend upping the supply by 11%. | so I would recommend upping the supply by 11%. |
505 | 00:19:54,766 | 00:19:57,102 | No, I'm just saying people have the ability to move on. | No, I'm just saying people have the ability to move on. |
506 | 00:19:55,195 | 00:19:57,402 | at al's pancake world when al had that batter boy opening. | at al's pancake world when al had that batter boy opening. |
507 | 00:19:55,275 | 00:19:56,683 | Hi, guys. | Hi, guys. |
508 | 00:19:55,325 | 00:19:56,853 | Taylor's not even here yet. | Taylor's not even here yet. |
509 | 00:19:55,335 | 00:19:57,262 | this is my huckleberry Finn opportunity | this is my huckleberry Finn opportunity |
510 | 00:19:55,435 | 00:19:57,172 | and she got a retina detached. | and she got a retina detached. |
511 | 00:19:55,575 | 00:19:57,542 | Paris and I are not best friends. | Paris and I are not best friends. |
512 | 00:19:55,714 | 00:19:57,712 | I didn't realize how busy I was. | I didn't realize how busy I was. |
513 | 00:19:55,724 | 00:19:57,961 | That's what we got? It's posed, staged. | That's what we got? It's posed, staged. |
514 | 00:19:56,004 | 00:19:56,973 | The diner? | The diner? |
515 | 00:19:56,014 | 00:19:58,780 | So, she came back with all her fingers and toes. | So, she came back with all her fingers and toes. |
516 | 00:19:56,104 | 00:19:57,672 | I asked him how many cubic feet it was | I asked him how many cubic feet it was |
517 | 00:19:56,443 | 00:19:57,512 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
518 | 00:19:56,673 | 00:19:58,900 | run DNA tests on them, and figure out which one's my father. | run DNA tests on them, and figure out which one's my father. |
519 | 00:19:56,713 | 00:19:57,881 | Hey, Rory. | Hey, Rory. |
520 | 00:19:56,893 | 00:19:58,590 | Kirk's up there, futzing with something, | Kirk's up there, futzing with something, |
521 | 00:19:57,003 | 00:19:58,470 | Yeah, that'd be fun. | Yeah, that'd be fun. |
522 | 00:19:57,052 | 00:19:58,281 | I have a class. | I have a class. |
523 | 00:19:57,132 | 00:19:59,269 | Oh, my god, god, god. | Oh, my god, god, god. |
524 | 00:19:57,202 | 00:19:59,040 | Well, we'll skip that, then. | Well, we'll skip that, then. |
525 | 00:19:57,302 | 00:19:59,110 | to observe things invisibly. | to observe things invisibly. |
526 | 00:19:57,432 | 00:19:59,070 | He calls them "batter boys"? | He calls them "batter boys"? |
527 | 00:19:57,542 | 00:19:58,810 | Step back from the door | Step back from the door |
528 | 00:19:57,572 | 00:19:59,569 | We're friends for the most part, | We're friends for the most part, |
529 | 00:19:57,592 | 00:19:59,389 | So, what's this about, Taylor? | So, what's this about, Taylor? |
530 | 00:19:57,702 | 00:20:00,767 | and he looked it up in the manual and I was satisfied. | and he looked it up in the manual and I was satisfied. |
531 | 00:19:57,751 | 00:19:59,719 | Factor in all the people swooshing | Factor in all the people swooshing |
532 | 00:19:57,751 | 00:19:59,779 | [ Inhales ] Timmy! | [ Inhales ] Timmy! |
533 | 00:19:57,911 | 00:19:59,849 | Did I interrupt something? | Did I interrupt something? |
534 | 00:19:57,991 | 00:19:59,988 | Get another and make it candid. | Get another and make it candid. |
535 | 00:19:58,321 | 00:19:59,878 | Orange magnet. | Orange magnet. |
536 | 00:19:58,500 | 00:19:59,729 | Can't think of anything else, huh? | Can't think of anything else, huh? |
537 | 00:19:58,630 | 00:20:00,028 | but he won't tell us what's going on. | but he won't tell us what's going on. |
538 | 00:19:58,820 | 00:20:00,617 | Very successful first outing. | Very successful first outing. |
539 | 00:19:58,840 | 00:20:00,907 | and keep your hands where I can see them. | and keep your hands where I can see them. |
540 | 00:19:58,930 | 00:20:01,057 | Did you say your father? | Did you say your father? |
541 | 00:19:59,070 | 00:20:01,037 | Uh... | Uh... |
542 | 00:19:59,100 | 00:20:01,227 | Year 2000... you promised to teach me to swim. | Year 2000... you promised to teach me to swim. |
543 | 00:19:59,140 | 00:20:02,175 | You know, I'm not gonna be around forever, Lorelai. | You know, I'm not gonna be around forever, Lorelai. |
544 | 00:19:59,299 | 00:20:00,667 | I got to go take a break. | I got to go take a break. |
545 | 00:19:59,319 | 00:20:00,817 | This was tea. | This was tea. |
546 | 00:19:59,419 | 00:20:01,526 | Maybe it's the lateness of the hour | Maybe it's the lateness of the hour |
547 | 00:19:59,609 | 00:20:02,575 | and I'm not immune to being driven crazy by her, believe me. | and I'm not immune to being driven crazy by her, believe me. |
548 | 00:19:59,749 | 00:20:01,217 | and the grease swooshing. | and the grease swooshing. |
549 | 00:19:59,769 | 00:20:01,506 | I think it'd be great. | I think it'd be great. |
550 | 00:19:59,819 | 00:20:01,786 | Put down that rubik's cube. | Put down that rubik's cube. |
551 | 00:19:59,878 | 00:20:01,846 | No, no, nothing much. Just hangin'. | No, no, nothing much. Just hangin'. |
552 | 00:19:59,918 | 00:20:02,285 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
553 | 00:20:00,028 | 00:20:02,395 | Candid? Don't question me. | Candid? Don't question me. |
554 | 00:20:00,058 | 00:20:02,115 | Kirk: We're just about ready here, folks. | Kirk: We're just about ready here, folks. |
555 | 00:20:00,647 | 00:20:02,585 | Yeah, it was nice. It was real nice. | Yeah, it was nice. It was real nice. |
556 | 00:20:00,697 | 00:20:03,194 | Okay. Hope I cheered you up some. | Okay. Hope I cheered you up some. |
557 | 00:20:00,797 | 00:20:03,264 | So when he closed the hood, the bells rang. | So when he closed the hood, the bells rang. |
558 | 00:20:00,847 | 00:20:03,284 | Now you got a hybrid. That's very in right now. | Now you got a hybrid. That's very in right now. |
559 | 00:20:01,067 | 00:20:04,402 | Sorry. I'll think of something better to do next time, okay? | Sorry. I'll think of something better to do next time, okay? |
560 | 00:20:01,097 | 00:20:02,125 | I've got a kid. | I've got a kid. |
561 | 00:20:01,247 | 00:20:02,645 | Luke, no. No what? | Luke, no. No what? |
562 | 00:20:01,266 | 00:20:02,265 | I still don't know how to swim. | I still don't know how to swim. |
563 | 00:20:01,536 | 00:20:04,003 | Well, okay, sure. The diner. | Well, okay, sure. The diner. |
564 | 00:20:01,556 | 00:20:03,683 | or the computer connection isn't clear. | or the computer connection isn't clear. |
565 | 00:20:01,816 | 00:20:04,941 | Timmy, do not throw that rubik's cube at me. | Timmy, do not throw that rubik's cube at me. |
566 | 00:20:01,876 | 00:20:03,513 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
567 | 00:20:02,155 | 00:20:03,324 | Ready for what? What is this? | Ready for what? What is this? |
568 | 00:20:02,165 | 00:20:04,302 | What did Lorelai say? | What did Lorelai say? |
569 | 00:20:03,234 | 00:20:04,632 | [ Gasps ] | [ Gasps ] |
570 | 00:20:04,662 | 00:20:05,630 | Kirk? Kirk. | Kirk? Kirk. |
571 | 00:20:05,660 | 00:20:06,629 | Yes, Lorelai? | Yes, Lorelai? |
572 | 00:20:06,659 | 00:20:08,197 | Why are you putting | Why are you putting |
573 | 00:20:08,227 | 00:20:09,325 | the exact same booth right next to my booth? | the exact same booth right next to my booth? |
574 | 00:20:09,365 | 00:20:10,793 | Well, frankly, I have my doubts | Well, frankly, I have my doubts |
575 | 00:20:10,823 | 00:20:13,759 | about your dog's ability to predict the future. | about your dog's ability to predict the future. |
576 | 00:20:13,789 | 00:20:15,726 | And in order to satisfy our guests, | And in order to satisfy our guests, |
577 | 00:20:15,756 | 00:20:18,622 | I'm hedging our bets by putting the real thing next door | I'm hedging our bets by putting the real thing next door |
578 | 00:20:18,652 | 00:20:20,659 | so that no one walks away bamboozled. | so that no one walks away bamboozled. |
579 | 00:20:20,689 | 00:20:22,357 | Kirk, there is no real thing. It's all fake. | Kirk, there is no real thing. It's all fake. |
580 | 00:20:22,386 | 00:20:23,555 | Those tarot cards are not real. | Those tarot cards are not real. |
581 | 00:20:23,585 | 00:20:25,093 | My dog cannot predict the future. | My dog cannot predict the future. |
582 | 00:20:25,123 | 00:20:26,790 | So you admit it? I was never hiding it. | So you admit it? I was never hiding it. |
583 | 00:20:26,820 | 00:20:29,087 | That's fraud. It's a doggy swami. | That's fraud. It's a doggy swami. |
584 | 00:20:29,117 | 00:20:30,415 | My girlfriend says tarot cards are real. | My girlfriend says tarot cards are real. |
585 | 00:20:30,455 | 00:20:32,422 | Well, I like your girlfriend, | Well, I like your girlfriend, |
586 | 00:20:32,452 | 00:20:34,250 | but the cards are no more real than my dog. | but the cards are no more real than my dog. |
587 | 00:20:34,280 | 00:20:35,717 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
588 | 00:20:35,747 | 00:20:37,285 | I got to take this, | I got to take this, |
589 | 00:20:37,315 | 00:20:39,183 | but I would like it if you would move the... | but I would like it if you would move the... |
590 | 00:20:39,213 | 00:20:40,281 | Kirk? Kirk?! | Kirk? Kirk?! |
591 | 00:20:40,311 | 00:20:41,779 | Luke: No, it's me. | Luke: No, it's me. |
592 | 00:20:41,809 | 00:20:44,215 | No, I know. I just was getting frustrated with kirk. | No, I know. I just was getting frustrated with kirk. |
593 | 00:20:44,245 | 00:20:45,514 | What else is new? | What else is new? |
594 | 00:20:45,544 | 00:20:47,710 | So, um... | So, um... |
595 | 00:20:47,740 | 00:20:49,578 | I was wondering what your time was like today. | I was wondering what your time was like today. |
596 | 00:20:49,608 | 00:20:51,146 | My time? | My time? |
597 | 00:20:51,176 | 00:20:53,442 | There's something I need to run past you. | There's something I need to run past you. |
598 | 00:20:53,472 | 00:20:54,710 | Oh, I have a minute now. | Oh, I have a minute now. |
599 | 00:20:54,740 | 00:20:56,478 | I'd like to discuss it in person. | I'd like to discuss it in person. |
600 | 00:20:56,508 | 00:20:58,036 | Oh, could it wait till tonight? | Oh, could it wait till tonight? |
601 | 00:20:58,076 | 00:20:59,544 | 'Cause I have the syrup council in town | 'Cause I have the syrup council in town |
602 | 00:20:59,574 | 00:21:01,471 | and they've got a conference and a meal | and they've got a conference and a meal |
603 | 00:21:01,501 | 00:21:03,508 | and Josh is out sick and Jamie's out sick | and Josh is out sick and Jamie's out sick |
604 | 00:21:03,538 | 00:21:05,505 | and I just barely got away to come here | and I just barely got away to come here |
605 | 00:21:05,535 | 00:21:08,201 | and get in an argument with kirk about what's more legitimate... | and get in an argument with kirk about what's more legitimate... |
606 | 00:21:08,231 | 00:21:11,167 | Tarot cards or a fortune-telling dog. | Tarot cards or a fortune-telling dog. |
607 | 00:21:11,197 | 00:21:13,264 | So you're not coming by the diner? | So you're not coming by the diner? |
608 | 00:21:13,304 | 00:21:15,531 | Not today, but I'm totally yours tonight. Is that okay? | Not today, but I'm totally yours tonight. Is that okay? |
609 | 00:21:15,571 | 00:21:17,199 | Uh, sure. | Uh, sure. |
610 | 00:21:17,228 | 00:21:19,395 | So you definitely won't be coming by the diner today? | So you definitely won't be coming by the diner today? |
611 | 00:21:19,435 | 00:21:21,193 | Not today, sorry. | Not today, sorry. |
612 | 00:21:21,233 | 00:21:23,100 | No, it's okay. Just if you were coming by, I wanted to know. | No, it's okay. Just if you were coming by, I wanted to know. |
613 | 00:21:23,130 | 00:21:24,728 | And now I know you're not. | And now I know you're not. |
614 | 00:21:24,758 | 00:21:28,393 | Okay, so give kirk hell and I guess I'll see you tonight. | Okay, so give kirk hell and I guess I'll see you tonight. |
615 | 00:21:28,423 | 00:21:30,460 | Okay, see you tonight. | Okay, see you tonight. |
616 | 00:21:32,257 | 00:21:34,055 | Hey, Zach, did you see where kirk went? | Hey, Zach, did you see where kirk went? |
617 | 00:21:34,094 | 00:21:35,592 | That away. | That away. |
618 | 00:21:38,618 | 00:21:40,226 | Wonderful. | Wonderful. |
619 | 00:21:40,256 | 00:21:42,722 | Well, keep warm and tell Lane I'll see her later. | Well, keep warm and tell Lane I'll see her later. |
620 | 00:21:42,752 | 00:21:44,689 | All right. Bye now. | All right. Bye now. |
621 | 00:21:55,514 | 00:21:57,481 | April, get in here. | April, get in here. |
622 | 00:21:57,511 | 00:22:00,048 | Bye, now. | Bye, now. |
623 | 00:22:00,078 | 00:22:01,675 | What are you doing talking to him? | What are you doing talking to him? |
624 | 00:22:01,715 | 00:22:03,313 | He asked about my bike. | He asked about my bike. |
625 | 00:22:03,343 | 00:22:05,110 | You don't know him. He could be a strangler. | You don't know him. He could be a strangler. |
626 | 00:22:05,150 | 00:22:06,608 | He seemed to know you. | He seemed to know you. |
627 | 00:22:06,648 | 00:22:08,575 | Of course. That's Jake. I've known him 15 years. | Of course. That's Jake. I've known him 15 years. |
628 | 00:22:08,605 | 00:22:10,113 | You've known a strangler for 15 years? | You've known a strangler for 15 years? |
629 | 00:22:10,143 | 00:22:11,411 | He's not a strangler. | He's not a strangler. |
630 | 00:22:11,441 | 00:22:12,580 | Then why can't I talk to him? | Then why can't I talk to him? |
631 | 00:22:12,610 | 00:22:14,078 | Because you didn't know that. | Because you didn't know that. |
632 | 00:22:14,108 | 00:22:16,374 | Don't trust anyone, okay? Anyone. | Don't trust anyone, okay? Anyone. |
633 | 00:22:16,404 | 00:22:18,272 | Okay, then I should go lock my bike. | Okay, then I should go lock my bike. |
634 | 00:22:18,302 | 00:22:19,610 | No, you don't have to lock it. | No, you don't have to lock it. |
635 | 00:22:19,640 | 00:22:21,337 | You just said I can't trust anyone. | You just said I can't trust anyone. |
636 | 00:22:21,367 | 00:22:23,374 | You don't have to lock your bike. This is a safe town. | You don't have to lock your bike. This is a safe town. |
637 | 00:22:23,404 | 00:22:24,373 | Well, I'm confused. | Well, I'm confused. |
638 | 00:22:24,403 | 00:22:27,668 | [ Exhales ] So, here it is. | [ Exhales ] So, here it is. |
639 | 00:22:27,698 | 00:22:28,537 | We met here. | We met here. |
640 | 00:22:28,567 | 00:22:30,065 | Right, right. | Right, right. |
641 | 00:22:30,105 | 00:22:32,771 | So, what do you want to do... Sit and color? | So, what do you want to do... Sit and color? |
642 | 00:22:32,801 | 00:22:34,429 | Color? | Color? |
643 | 00:22:34,469 | 00:22:36,396 | [ Chuckles ] Wow. | [ Chuckles ] Wow. |
644 | 00:22:36,436 | 00:22:40,101 | I haven't colored in six or seven years, | I haven't colored in six or seven years, |
645 | 00:22:40,131 | 00:22:42,627 | but that takes me back. Coloring. Wow. | but that takes me back. Coloring. Wow. |
646 | 00:22:42,667 | 00:22:45,263 | Okay, so you don't color. Did you bring a book? | Okay, so you don't color. Did you bring a book? |
647 | 00:22:45,293 | 00:22:46,661 | I don't really feel like reading. | I don't really feel like reading. |
648 | 00:22:46,691 | 00:22:49,427 | Well, I don't really have any toys or anything. | Well, I don't really have any toys or anything. |
649 | 00:22:49,457 | 00:22:52,263 | Your salt and pepper shakers look a little low. | Your salt and pepper shakers look a little low. |
650 | 00:22:52,293 | 00:22:54,260 | Yes, they are. People salt stuff too much. | Yes, they are. People salt stuff too much. |
651 | 00:22:54,290 | 00:22:55,429 | Can I refill them? | Can I refill them? |
652 | 00:22:55,459 | 00:22:56,687 | You want to refill the salt shakers? | You want to refill the salt shakers? |
653 | 00:22:56,727 | 00:22:58,484 | And the pepper. And possibly the sugar. | And the pepper. And possibly the sugar. |
654 | 00:22:58,524 | 00:22:59,992 | We'll see how the salt and pepper goes. | We'll see how the salt and pepper goes. |
655 | 00:23:00,022 | 00:23:02,688 | Oh, well, okay. Refill the salt and pepper? | Oh, well, okay. Refill the salt and pepper? |
656 | 00:23:02,718 | 00:23:04,456 | Whatever. I'll get the boxes. | Whatever. I'll get the boxes. |
657 | 00:23:04,486 | 00:23:07,182 | Great. Great. | Great. Great. |
658 | 00:23:07,222 | 00:23:08,450 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
659 | 00:23:08,480 | 00:23:10,388 | [ Chuckles nervously ] | [ Chuckles nervously ] |
660 | 00:23:12,215 | 00:23:14,951 | Coloring. | Coloring. |
661 | 00:23:17,148 | 00:23:19,315 | Liam: Well, it may surprise some of you, | Liam: Well, it may surprise some of you, |
662 | 00:23:19,345 | 00:23:22,750 | but that's a syrup derived from a black maple. | but that's a syrup derived from a black maple. |
663 | 00:23:22,780 | 00:23:25,117 | Yes, it's sweeter than the first two, | Yes, it's sweeter than the first two, |
664 | 00:23:25,147 | 00:23:28,012 | but it's a natural sweetness with a hint of orange. | but it's a natural sweetness with a hint of orange. |
665 | 00:23:28,042 | 00:23:30,279 | Very unusual and very good. | Very unusual and very good. |
666 | 00:23:30,309 | 00:23:32,476 | Let's move on to number four, shall we? | Let's move on to number four, shall we? |
667 | 00:23:32,506 | 00:23:35,442 | And number four is another little surprise. | And number four is another little surprise. |
668 | 00:23:35,472 | 00:23:37,209 | Ugh, gives my skin that weird, tingly feel | Ugh, gives my skin that weird, tingly feel |
669 | 00:23:37,239 | 00:23:38,368 | like something's bubbling underneath it. | like something's bubbling underneath it. |
670 | 00:23:38,408 | 00:23:40,035 | It makes the root of my tongue | It makes the root of my tongue |
671 | 00:23:40,075 | 00:23:42,142 | feel like it's retracting back into my throat. | feel like it's retracting back into my throat. |
672 | 00:23:42,172 | 00:23:44,369 | What don't they pour it on something... | What don't they pour it on something... |
673 | 00:23:44,399 | 00:23:46,037 | A waffle, a pancake? | A waffle, a pancake? |
674 | 00:23:46,067 | 00:23:48,204 | So, let's go ahead and taste number four, shall we? | So, let's go ahead and taste number four, shall we? |
675 | 00:23:48,234 | 00:23:49,272 | Then we'll talk. | Then we'll talk. |
676 | 00:23:49,302 | 00:23:50,431 | Ew! | Ew! |
677 | 00:23:50,471 | 00:23:52,168 | Ew, drinking straight syrup! | Ew, drinking straight syrup! |
678 | 00:23:52,198 | 00:23:53,167 | You don't have to watch this. | You don't have to watch this. |
679 | 00:23:53,197 | 00:23:55,034 | It's hard not to. | It's hard not to. |
680 | 00:23:55,064 | 00:23:58,459 | A bit of a tobacco taste to it and a bit of marshmallow. | A bit of a tobacco taste to it and a bit of marshmallow. |
681 | 00:23:58,499 | 00:24:00,267 | Oh, good, now I can't smoke a cigar | Oh, good, now I can't smoke a cigar |
682 | 00:24:00,297 | 00:24:01,724 | or eat a marshmallow again. | or eat a marshmallow again. |
683 | 00:24:01,764 | 00:24:04,091 | How does one discover a talent for this? | How does one discover a talent for this? |
684 | 00:24:04,131 | 00:24:06,228 | Remember, for anyone who wants one, | Remember, for anyone who wants one, |
685 | 00:24:06,258 | 00:24:07,726 | we have spit buckets. | we have spit buckets. |
686 | 00:24:07,756 | 00:24:09,024 | That's it. | That's it. |
687 | 00:24:09,064 | 00:24:10,422 | See ya. | See ya. |
688 | 00:24:13,188 | 00:24:15,195 | [ Sighs ] Hi. | [ Sighs ] Hi. |
689 | 00:24:15,225 | 00:24:16,993 | Hello. | Hello. |
690 | 00:24:17,023 | 00:24:18,491 | I was gonna call you, | I was gonna call you, |
691 | 00:24:18,521 | 00:24:21,317 | but then I figured you wouldn't take the call. | but then I figured you wouldn't take the call. |
692 | 00:24:21,357 | 00:24:23,523 | Yeah, you figured right. | Yeah, you figured right. |
693 | 00:24:23,553 | 00:24:25,351 | I just need a minute. | I just need a minute. |
694 | 00:24:25,391 | 00:24:28,017 | I can't fathom what a minute of my time is gonna do for you. | I can't fathom what a minute of my time is gonna do for you. |
695 | 00:24:28,047 | 00:24:30,454 | Just a minute, please, then I am gone. | Just a minute, please, then I am gone. |
696 | 00:24:30,484 | 00:24:33,150 | Okay. | Okay. |
697 | 00:24:33,180 | 00:24:35,287 | Look, I know I'm not your favorite person in the world. | Look, I know I'm not your favorite person in the world. |
698 | 00:24:35,317 | 00:24:36,715 | No, you're definitely low on the list, | No, you're definitely low on the list, |
699 | 00:24:36,745 | 00:24:39,651 | right above the guy who thought up smallpox blankets. | right above the guy who thought up smallpox blankets. |
700 | 00:24:39,681 | 00:24:42,117 | In my defense, I think I'm a notch higher than that. | In my defense, I think I'm a notch higher than that. |
701 | 00:24:42,147 | 00:24:44,014 | You're not exactly in a position to comment on that, are you? | You're not exactly in a position to comment on that, are you? |
702 | 00:24:44,044 | 00:24:45,582 | No. | No. |
703 | 00:24:45,612 | 00:24:47,979 | In fact, let's take inventory of all the delightful things | In fact, let's take inventory of all the delightful things |
704 | 00:24:48,009 | 00:24:50,505 | that have happened since you waltzed into my daughter's life. | that have happened since you waltzed into my daughter's life. |
705 | 00:24:50,545 | 00:24:52,972 | She was arrested, convicted. She's on probation. | She was arrested, convicted. She's on probation. |
706 | 00:24:53,012 | 00:24:55,977 | She'll have a criminal record unless we can get it expunged. | She'll have a criminal record unless we can get it expunged. |
707 | 00:24:56,007 | 00:24:58,504 | She dropped out of school, moved out of my house. | She dropped out of school, moved out of my house. |
708 | 00:24:58,534 | 00:24:59,702 | She didn't speak to me | She didn't speak to me |
709 | 00:24:59,742 | 00:25:01,340 | for 5 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days. | for 5 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days. |
710 | 00:25:01,370 | 00:25:03,007 | No, wait a minute. | No, wait a minute. |
711 | 00:25:03,037 | 00:25:05,004 | Come to think of it, you a my favorite person. | Come to think of it, you a my favorite person. |
712 | 00:25:05,034 | 00:25:08,000 | Okay, I can defend myself on one or two of those points. | Okay, I can defend myself on one or two of those points. |
713 | 00:25:08,030 | 00:25:09,338 | No, you can't. Why are you here? | No, you can't. Why are you here? |
714 | 00:25:09,368 | 00:25:10,996 | I miss her, okay? | I miss her, okay? |
715 | 00:25:11,036 | 00:25:13,033 | I made a mistake and I'm trying to rectify it. | I made a mistake and I'm trying to rectify it. |
716 | 00:25:13,063 | 00:25:14,431 | Nothing is working. She won't talk to me. | Nothing is working. She won't talk to me. |
717 | 00:25:14,461 | 00:25:16,029 | Can you blame her? | Can you blame her? |
718 | 00:25:16,069 | 00:25:19,564 | No, I'm doing everything I can... flowers, gifts. | No, I'm doing everything I can... flowers, gifts. |
719 | 00:25:19,594 | 00:25:20,632 | All your old standbys, huh? | All your old standbys, huh? |
720 | 00:25:20,662 | 00:25:22,060 | Books, coffee cart. | Books, coffee cart. |
721 | 00:25:22,100 | 00:25:24,057 | I'm trying to show her how I feel. | I'm trying to show her how I feel. |
722 | 00:25:24,097 | 00:25:26,224 | And it sounds like she's trying to show you how she feels. | And it sounds like she's trying to show you how she feels. |
723 | 00:25:26,264 | 00:25:28,521 | Look, I figured this was a suicide mission, okay? | Look, I figured this was a suicide mission, okay? |
724 | 00:25:28,561 | 00:25:29,689 | It's probably something you and Rory will laugh about | It's probably something you and Rory will laugh about |
725 | 00:25:29,729 | 00:25:31,457 | for years to come. | for years to come. |
726 | 00:25:31,487 | 00:25:33,594 | But I'm not giving up until I exhaust all my options, | But I'm not giving up until I exhaust all my options, |
727 | 00:25:33,624 | 00:25:35,421 | and asking for your help is one of them. | and asking for your help is one of them. |
728 | 00:25:35,461 | 00:25:37,518 | Really? Yes. | Really? Yes. |
729 | 00:25:37,558 | 00:25:41,083 | You're seriously here to ask for my help with Rory? | You're seriously here to ask for my help with Rory? |
730 | 00:25:41,123 | 00:25:42,351 | This is not a joke? | This is not a joke? |
731 | 00:25:42,391 | 00:25:43,650 | I'm going for broke here. | I'm going for broke here. |
732 | 00:25:43,689 | 00:25:46,016 | Well... | Well... |
733 | 00:25:46,056 | 00:25:48,513 | You got moxie, my friend, I'll give you that. | You got moxie, my friend, I'll give you that. |
734 | 00:25:48,553 | 00:25:50,080 | I think I get it from my dad. | I think I get it from my dad. |
735 | 00:25:50,120 | 00:25:52,117 | I hate your dad. Me too. | I hate your dad. Me too. |
736 | 00:25:52,147 | 00:25:53,945 | See? We have things in common, you and me. | See? We have things in common, you and me. |
737 | 00:25:53,985 | 00:25:55,353 | Maybe this isn't so crazy. | Maybe this isn't so crazy. |
738 | 00:26:07,346 | 00:26:08,404 | Oh, hi. | Oh, hi. |
739 | 00:26:08,444 | 00:26:09,473 | Hello there. | Hello there. |
740 | 00:26:09,513 | 00:26:11,140 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
741 | 00:26:11,170 | 00:26:13,178 | Chores. Yeah, I see. | Chores. Yeah, I see. |
742 | 00:26:13,207 | 00:26:14,536 | Are you a strangler? No. | Are you a strangler? No. |
743 | 00:26:14,576 | 00:26:15,574 | Just checking. | Just checking. |
744 | 00:26:15,604 | 00:26:17,172 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
745 | 00:26:17,202 | 00:26:18,500 | Rice... that's the key. Prevents clumping. | Rice... that's the key. Prevents clumping. |
746 | 00:26:18,540 | 00:26:19,638 | Oh, yeah. I hate clumpy salt. | Oh, yeah. I hate clumpy salt. |
747 | 00:26:19,668 | 00:26:21,036 | That's universal. | That's universal. |
748 | 00:26:21,066 | 00:26:23,004 | So, who do you belong to... Caesar? | So, who do you belong to... Caesar? |
749 | 00:26:23,034 | 00:26:25,001 | Who? You're not Caesar's? | Who? You're not Caesar's? |
750 | 00:26:25,041 | 00:26:26,199 | Not according to the lab results. | Not according to the lab results. |
751 | 00:26:26,239 | 00:26:27,437 | How'd you land the gig? | How'd you land the gig? |
752 | 00:26:27,467 | 00:26:28,965 | My father owns the place. | My father owns the place. |
753 | 00:26:29,005 | 00:26:30,403 | The diner, at least. Not sure about the land. | The diner, at least. Not sure about the land. |
754 | 00:26:30,433 | 00:26:32,031 | Your father? | Your father? |
755 | 00:26:32,071 | 00:26:34,198 | My biological father. Not really sure what to call him. | My biological father. Not really sure what to call him. |
756 | 00:26:34,228 | 00:26:35,995 | It's kind of new. Not the biological part. | It's kind of new. Not the biological part. |
757 | 00:26:36,035 | 00:26:37,263 | That was years ago. | That was years ago. |
758 | 00:26:37,293 | 00:26:39,001 | I wonder if brown rice would work, too. | I wonder if brown rice would work, too. |
759 | 00:26:39,031 | 00:26:40,958 | Brown might be more decorative or it might backfire. | Brown might be more decorative or it might backfire. |
760 | 00:26:40,998 | 00:26:43,065 | People might think there are bugs in the salt. | People might think there are bugs in the salt. |
761 | 00:26:43,095 | 00:26:44,962 | I should put some brown rice in one of the shakers | I should put some brown rice in one of the shakers |
762 | 00:26:44,992 | 00:26:47,329 | and use it as a control group against the other ones. | and use it as a control group against the other ones. |
763 | 00:26:47,359 | 00:26:49,556 | I thought you couldn't get away. | I thought you couldn't get away. |
764 | 00:26:49,596 | 00:26:50,894 | I got away. | I got away. |
765 | 00:26:50,924 | 00:26:52,661 | She said she wasn't a strangler. | She said she wasn't a strangler. |
766 | 00:26:52,691 | 00:26:54,319 | Uh, you want to go outside? | Uh, you want to go outside? |
767 | 00:26:54,359 | 00:26:55,557 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
768 | 00:26:57,025 | 00:26:59,152 | April, I'll be right back, okay? | April, I'll be right back, okay? |
769 | 00:26:59,192 | 00:27:00,620 | Okay. | Okay. |
770 | 00:27:11,115 | 00:27:12,583 | So she's... yeah. | So she's... yeah. |
771 | 00:27:12,613 | 00:27:14,410 | Wow. I know. | Wow. I know. |
772 | 00:27:14,450 | 00:27:16,418 | That's... My daughter. | That's... My daughter. |
773 | 00:27:16,448 | 00:27:18,315 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
774 | 00:27:18,345 | 00:27:20,881 | I still have trouble believing it. | I still have trouble believing it. |
775 | 00:27:20,911 | 00:27:22,349 | You have a... yeah. | You have a... yeah. |
776 | 00:27:22,379 | 00:27:24,177 | Right. What is she... 12? | Right. What is she... 12? |
777 | 00:27:24,207 | 00:27:26,343 | Yeah, 12. | Yeah, 12. |
778 | 00:27:26,373 | 00:27:29,010 | 12 years! This is for sure? | 12 years! This is for sure? |
779 | 00:27:29,040 | 00:27:30,438 | It's for sure. | It's for sure. |
780 | 00:27:30,478 | 00:27:32,145 | When did you find out? | When did you find out? |
781 | 00:27:32,175 | 00:27:33,873 | I just found out. Just? | I just found out. Just? |
782 | 00:27:33,903 | 00:27:36,140 | When just? She's in there filling salt shakers. | When just? She's in there filling salt shakers. |
783 | 00:27:36,169 | 00:27:37,538 | It doesn't feel that new to me. | It doesn't feel that new to me. |
784 | 00:27:37,568 | 00:27:39,305 | [ Exhales ] Two months ago. | [ Exhales ] Two months ago. |
785 | 00:27:39,335 | 00:27:41,132 | Two months?! | Two months?! |
786 | 00:27:41,172 | 00:27:43,369 | That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. | That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. |
787 | 00:27:43,399 | 00:27:45,436 | I know. I should've told you. | I know. I should've told you. |
788 | 00:27:46,235 | 00:27:47,603 | She's cute. | She's cute. |
789 | 00:27:47,633 | 00:27:50,030 | Lorelai, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. | Lorelai, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. |
790 | 00:27:50,070 | 00:27:51,368 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
791 | 00:27:51,398 | 00:27:53,435 | It's all just a blur of stuff happening. | It's all just a blur of stuff happening. |
792 | 00:27:53,465 | 00:27:56,860 | She just came into the diner two months ago, no warning, | She just came into the diner two months ago, no warning, |
793 | 00:27:56,900 | 00:27:59,866 | talking about a science fair and how I may be her father. | talking about a science fair and how I may be her father. |
794 | 00:27:59,896 | 00:28:02,432 | She pulled my hair out and DNA-tested it. | She pulled my hair out and DNA-tested it. |
795 | 00:28:02,462 | 00:28:05,028 | Then I wanted to forget the whole thing, | Then I wanted to forget the whole thing, |
796 | 00:28:05,058 | 00:28:07,924 | but I went to the fair and found out the truth. | but I went to the fair and found out the truth. |
797 | 00:28:07,954 | 00:28:10,960 | We were at the park, and she wanted to come here. | We were at the park, and she wanted to come here. |
798 | 00:28:10,990 | 00:28:14,485 | I called you today, wanting a moment to talk about it, | I called you today, wanting a moment to talk about it, |
799 | 00:28:14,525 | 00:28:16,622 | but you were busy, and... | but you were busy, and... |
800 | 00:28:16,652 | 00:28:18,519 | So I put it off again. | So I put it off again. |
801 | 00:28:18,549 | 00:28:20,417 | And here we are. | And here we are. |
802 | 00:28:20,457 | 00:28:22,154 | Here we are. | Here we are. |
803 | 00:28:22,184 | 00:28:24,551 | [ Sighs ] It's stupid. I'm stupid. | [ Sighs ] It's stupid. I'm stupid. |
804 | 00:28:24,581 | 00:28:29,184 | Look, I need to digest this and you have to get back inside, | Look, I need to digest this and you have to get back inside, |
805 | 00:28:29,214 | 00:28:32,879 | so I'm just gonna go some place where I can digest this | so I'm just gonna go some place where I can digest this |
806 | 00:28:32,919 | 00:28:34,616 | and we'll just talk more later, okay? | and we'll just talk more later, okay? |
807 | 00:28:34,646 | 00:28:36,114 | Sure. Whenever you want. | Sure. Whenever you want. |
808 | 00:28:36,144 | 00:28:37,542 | Okay. | Okay. |
809 | 00:28:37,582 | 00:28:39,250 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
810 | 00:28:49,445 | 00:28:51,303 | [ Telephone ringing ] | [ Telephone ringing ] |
811 | 00:28:56,635 | 00:28:58,103 | "What's up with the caps," she asked, | "What's up with the caps," she asked, |
812 | 00:28:58,133 | 00:29:00,140 | knowing it's probably not good. | knowing it's probably not good. |
813 | 00:29:00,170 | 00:29:02,407 | It's Paris. She's having trouble remembering everyone's names. | It's Paris. She's having trouble remembering everyone's names. |
814 | 00:29:02,437 | 00:29:04,035 | Or as she puts it, | Or as she puts it, |
815 | 00:29:04,064 | 00:29:06,102 | she has more important things to do with her brain. | she has more important things to do with her brain. |
816 | 00:29:06,132 | 00:29:08,099 | Plus some of us have confused the issue | Plus some of us have confused the issue |
817 | 00:29:08,129 | 00:29:10,236 | by having the same first name... The three Johns, | by having the same first name... The three Johns, |
818 | 00:29:10,266 | 00:29:12,363 | the two Marthas... So she's issued numbers. | the two Marthas... So she's issued numbers. |
819 | 00:29:12,403 | 00:29:14,400 | Martinet at 3:00. | Martinet at 3:00. |
820 | 00:29:14,430 | 00:29:16,996 | Nice job on bienecki map theft article, number 17. | Nice job on bienecki map theft article, number 17. |
821 | 00:29:17,026 | 00:29:18,124 | Thanks, Paris. | Thanks, Paris. |
822 | 00:29:18,164 | 00:29:20,132 | 23 and 80, I need your stuff by 5:00. | 23 and 80, I need your stuff by 5:00. |
823 | 00:29:20,162 | 00:29:22,528 | Ah, Rory... new system. Here's your number. | Ah, Rory... new system. Here's your number. |
824 | 00:29:22,558 | 00:29:24,156 | Paris, you know me. | Paris, you know me. |
825 | 00:29:24,196 | 00:29:26,123 | I don't need a number and I'm the only Rory. | I don't need a number and I'm the only Rory. |
826 | 00:29:26,163 | 00:29:27,461 | But you don't want me to play favorites, do you? | But you don't want me to play favorites, do you? |
827 | 00:29:27,491 | 00:29:29,428 | So we all have numbers? | So we all have numbers? |
828 | 00:29:29,458 | 00:29:31,525 | Including me. I'm number one. Don't need a cap for that. | Including me. I'm number one. Don't need a cap for that. |
829 | 00:29:31,555 | 00:29:33,453 | If they can't remember, they shouldn't be here. | If they can't remember, they shouldn't be here. |
830 | 00:29:33,493 | 00:29:34,921 | Hey, can we talk in a little more private place? | Hey, can we talk in a little more private place? |
831 | 00:29:34,961 | 00:29:36,918 | Sure. | Sure. |
832 | 00:29:36,958 | 00:29:39,125 | If you're looking for 1 and 2, we'll be in the hallway. | If you're looking for 1 and 2, we'll be in the hallway. |
833 | 00:29:40,852 | 00:29:43,448 | Paris, the atmosphere here, it's getting a little toxic. | Paris, the atmosphere here, it's getting a little toxic. |
834 | 00:29:43,488 | 00:29:45,216 | What? Everyone here is very stressed. | What? Everyone here is very stressed. |
835 | 00:29:45,256 | 00:29:46,354 | The grease board, the hats. | The grease board, the hats. |
836 | 00:29:46,384 | 00:29:48,012 | I haven't heard any complaints. | I haven't heard any complaints. |
837 | 00:29:48,052 | 00:29:49,949 | That's because people are afraid to approach you. | That's because people are afraid to approach you. |
838 | 00:29:49,979 | 00:29:51,817 | You rewrite everything they do. You don't delegate. | You rewrite everything they do. You don't delegate. |
839 | 00:29:51,847 | 00:29:53,185 | That's not true. | That's not true. |
840 | 00:29:53,215 | 00:29:55,312 | Look, the staff and I had a little talk yesterday. | Look, the staff and I had a little talk yesterday. |
841 | 00:29:55,352 | 00:29:56,809 | It was very impromptu. | It was very impromptu. |
842 | 00:29:56,849 | 00:29:58,547 | I won't get into the hairy details, | I won't get into the hairy details, |
843 | 00:29:58,577 | 00:30:01,013 | but it would really help | but it would really help |
844 | 00:30:01,043 | 00:30:02,012 | if you could relieve some of the pressure. | if you could relieve some of the pressure. |
845 | 00:30:02,042 | 00:30:03,410 | They think it's that bad? | They think it's that bad? |
846 | 00:30:03,440 | 00:30:05,208 | You've taken away the magnets that indicate | You've taken away the magnets that indicate |
847 | 00:30:05,247 | 00:30:07,275 | people are in the bathroom, so now they're afraid to go. | people are in the bathroom, so now they're afraid to go. |
848 | 00:30:07,305 | 00:30:08,942 | Well, they were going too much. | Well, they were going too much. |
849 | 00:30:08,972 | 00:30:10,770 | People are getting very nervous here. | People are getting very nervous here. |
850 | 00:30:12,307 | 00:30:15,503 | Yeah, I see. I'll go talk to them. | Yeah, I see. I'll go talk to them. |
851 | 00:30:15,543 | 00:30:16,901 | Thanks for bringing it to my attention. | Thanks for bringing it to my attention. |
852 | 00:30:16,941 | 00:30:18,169 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
853 | 00:30:19,038 | 00:30:20,835 | [ Clapping ] | [ Clapping ] |
854 | 00:30:20,865 | 00:30:24,131 | Where's 73 and 32? | Where's 73 and 32? |
855 | 00:30:24,171 | 00:30:27,336 | People, Rory Gilmore has just informed me | People, Rory Gilmore has just informed me |
856 | 00:30:27,366 | 00:30:28,964 | of the meeting held behind my back | of the meeting held behind my back |
857 | 00:30:29,004 | 00:30:30,532 | concerning my stewardship of the paper. | concerning my stewardship of the paper. |
858 | 00:30:30,561 | 00:30:32,129 | Oh, Paris. | Oh, Paris. |
859 | 00:30:32,169 | 00:30:34,865 | Am I tough? You're damn right I'm tough. | Am I tough? You're damn right I'm tough. |
860 | 00:30:34,895 | 00:30:38,261 | You think it's going to be any easier entering the work force | You think it's going to be any easier entering the work force |
861 | 00:30:38,290 | 00:30:40,328 | with every newspaper in the country | with every newspaper in the country |
862 | 00:30:40,358 | 00:30:43,124 | cutting back on staff? | cutting back on staff? |
863 | 00:30:43,164 | 00:30:46,029 | Also, any chance that you'd attempt the same sort | Also, any chance that you'd attempt the same sort |
864 | 00:30:46,059 | 00:30:48,226 | of flaccid coup if I were a man? | of flaccid coup if I were a man? |
865 | 00:30:48,256 | 00:30:49,524 | I think not. | I think not. |
866 | 00:30:49,554 | 00:30:51,821 | You're trying to howell Raines me? | You're trying to howell Raines me? |
867 | 00:30:51,861 | 00:30:53,988 | Well, forget it. Suck it up and get to work! | Well, forget it. Suck it up and get to work! |
868 | 00:30:54,018 | 00:30:56,884 | Otherwise there's the door. | Otherwise there's the door. |
869 | 00:31:15,078 | 00:31:16,147 | I come bearing gifts. | I come bearing gifts. |
870 | 00:31:16,177 | 00:31:17,914 | I have to unlock the door. | I have to unlock the door. |
871 | 00:31:17,944 | 00:31:19,013 | You can't say no to these. I know you. | You can't say no to these. I know you. |
872 | 00:31:19,043 | 00:31:20,411 | It's biologically impossible. | It's biologically impossible. |
873 | 00:31:20,441 | 00:31:23,276 | Oh, yeah? No. | Oh, yeah? No. |
874 | 00:31:23,306 | 00:31:24,914 | That seems very cumbersome. | That seems very cumbersome. |
875 | 00:31:24,944 | 00:31:26,172 | You get used to it. | You get used to it. |
876 | 00:31:26,212 | 00:31:27,540 | You get the coffee cart? | You get the coffee cart? |
877 | 00:31:27,570 | 00:31:29,907 | You really think we're gonna chitchat? | You really think we're gonna chitchat? |
878 | 00:31:29,937 | 00:31:31,075 | I just wanted to know. | I just wanted to know. |
879 | 00:31:31,105 | 00:31:32,943 | Yeah, I got it. | Yeah, I got it. |
880 | 00:31:32,973 | 00:31:36,038 | And the flowers and the books and the candles and the fruit. | And the flowers and the books and the candles and the fruit. |
881 | 00:31:36,068 | 00:31:38,335 | What's next on the list... A marching band? | What's next on the list... A marching band? |
882 | 00:31:38,365 | 00:31:40,073 | A parrot who says "I'm sorry"? | A parrot who says "I'm sorry"? |
883 | 00:31:40,103 | 00:31:41,131 | You have to go. | You have to go. |
884 | 00:31:41,171 | 00:31:42,299 | Wait. | Wait. |
885 | 00:31:42,339 | 00:31:43,398 | What's that... a subpoena? | What's that... a subpoena? |
886 | 00:31:43,438 | 00:31:44,396 | It's a note from your mother. | It's a note from your mother. |
887 | 00:31:44,436 | 00:31:45,934 | You're kidding. | You're kidding. |
888 | 00:31:45,964 | 00:31:48,900 | Check out the handwriting, dragonfly stationery. | Check out the handwriting, dragonfly stationery. |
889 | 00:31:48,930 | 00:31:51,526 | Can we get out of the hallway? | Can we get out of the hallway? |
890 | 00:31:51,566 | 00:31:54,093 | [ Kicks door ] | [ Kicks door ] |
891 | 00:31:55,531 | 00:31:57,957 | I went to see her at her inn. We talked a little. | I went to see her at her inn. We talked a little. |
892 | 00:31:57,997 | 00:31:59,365 | It was a tad humiliating. | It was a tad humiliating. |
893 | 00:31:59,395 | 00:32:01,961 | She told me to wait and she came back with this. | She told me to wait and she came back with this. |
894 | 00:32:01,991 | 00:32:03,290 | She said to give it to you. | She said to give it to you. |
895 | 00:32:03,330 | 00:32:04,827 | What's it say? | What's it say? |
896 | 00:32:04,857 | 00:32:06,455 | I was instructed not to read it. | I was instructed not to read it. |
897 | 00:32:06,495 | 00:32:09,461 | She even signed the seal on the envelope to make sure. | She even signed the seal on the envelope to make sure. |
898 | 00:32:09,491 | 00:32:11,857 | You have no idea what this says? | You have no idea what this says? |
899 | 00:32:11,887 | 00:32:13,385 | None. | None. |
900 | 00:32:18,049 | 00:32:19,287 | What's it say? | What's it say? |
901 | 00:32:19,317 | 00:32:21,014 | Shh. | Shh. |
902 | 00:32:21,054 | 00:32:22,183 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
903 | 00:32:22,223 | 00:32:24,050 | What's it say? Shh! | What's it say? Shh! |
904 | 00:32:24,080 | 00:32:25,887 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
905 | 00:32:25,917 | 00:32:27,745 | What does it say? Shh! | What does it say? Shh! |
906 | 00:32:27,785 | 00:32:30,081 | Come on, ace, you're laughing. Is that good or bad? | Come on, ace, you're laughing. Is that good or bad? |
907 | 00:32:30,111 | 00:32:32,149 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
908 | 00:32:32,178 | 00:32:33,846 | Yep. | Yep. |
909 | 00:32:33,876 | 00:32:34,845 | Yep. | Yep. |
910 | 00:32:34,885 | 00:32:36,383 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
911 | 00:32:36,412 | 00:32:39,278 | Just give me some indication whether it's good or bad. | Just give me some indication whether it's good or bad. |
912 | 00:32:40,407 | 00:32:42,074 | Okay, fine. Just tell me. | Okay, fine. Just tell me. |
913 | 00:32:42,114 | 00:32:44,112 | Is there anything in there about giving me a second chance? | Is there anything in there about giving me a second chance? |
914 | 00:32:44,141 | 00:32:45,839 | I'd have to reread it. | I'd have to reread it. |
915 | 00:32:45,879 | 00:32:47,137 | Please don't do that, ace, come on. | Please don't do that, ace, come on. |
916 | 00:32:47,177 | 00:32:49,344 | Come out with me. Let me make it up to you. | Come out with me. Let me make it up to you. |
917 | 00:32:50,942 | 00:32:52,170 | Maybe dinner. | Maybe dinner. |
918 | 00:32:52,210 | 00:32:54,167 | When? I'll have to check my schedule. | When? I'll have to check my schedule. |
919 | 00:32:54,207 | 00:32:56,404 | Check it. I can't right now. | Check it. I can't right now. |
920 | 00:32:56,434 | 00:32:57,403 | So? | So? |
921 | 00:32:57,433 | 00:32:58,771 | I'll call you. | I'll call you. |
922 | 00:32:58,801 | 00:32:59,969 | Good enough. Good enough. | Good enough. Good enough. |
923 | 00:32:59,999 | 00:33:01,137 | Promise you'll call? | Promise you'll call? |
924 | 00:33:01,167 | 00:33:02,865 | Leave the doughnuts. | Leave the doughnuts. |
925 | 00:33:10,993 | 00:33:13,200 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
926 | 00:33:13,230 | 00:33:14,968 | [ Door opens ] Rory: Margaret, I'm home. | [ Door opens ] Rory: Margaret, I'm home. |
927 | 00:33:14,998 | 00:33:16,196 | Kitchen. | Kitchen. |
928 | 00:33:16,226 | 00:33:18,393 | And I come bearing gifts. Laundry galore. | And I come bearing gifts. Laundry galore. |
929 | 00:33:18,423 | 00:33:21,289 | Oh, and I've got some candles and some fancy fruit, too. | Oh, and I've got some candles and some fancy fruit, too. |
930 | 00:33:21,329 | 00:33:23,296 | I don't know who Harry and David are, | I don't know who Harry and David are, |
931 | 00:33:23,326 | 00:33:26,122 | but they sure do know how to grow a pear. | but they sure do know how to grow a pear. |
932 | 00:33:26,162 | 00:33:27,190 | [ Groans ] | [ Groans ] |
933 | 00:33:27,220 | 00:33:29,257 | So, your letter... oh, my god. | So, your letter... oh, my god. |
934 | 00:33:29,287 | 00:33:30,955 | It was brilliant. | It was brilliant. |
935 | 00:33:30,985 | 00:33:33,152 | It has got to be anthologized. | It has got to be anthologized. |
936 | 00:33:33,192 | 00:33:34,290 | I'm telling you. | I'm telling you. |
937 | 00:33:34,320 | 00:33:35,988 | And he definitely did not read it | And he definitely did not read it |
938 | 00:33:36,018 | 00:33:38,055 | because he looked flummoxed... Flummoxed! | because he looked flummoxed... Flummoxed! |
939 | 00:33:38,085 | 00:33:39,423 | The whole time I was reading it, | The whole time I was reading it, |
940 | 00:33:39,453 | 00:33:42,089 | and I didn't tell him a thing about it. | and I didn't tell him a thing about it. |
941 | 00:33:42,119 | 00:33:44,216 | That's what he gets. So, come on. | That's what he gets. So, come on. |
942 | 00:33:44,246 | 00:33:46,213 | I want to hear all about his visit with you. | I want to hear all about his visit with you. |
943 | 00:33:46,253 | 00:33:48,250 | Mom? | Mom? |
944 | 00:33:48,280 | 00:33:50,747 | Luke has a daughter. | Luke has a daughter. |
945 | 00:33:50,777 | 00:33:52,744 | And we'll talk about the letter later. | And we'll talk about the letter later. |
946 | 00:33:52,784 | 00:33:55,081 | He has a 12-year-old daughter. I met her today. | He has a 12-year-old daughter. I met her today. |
947 | 00:33:55,111 | 00:33:57,976 | I didn't formally meet her, but I saw and I talked to her. | I didn't formally meet her, but I saw and I talked to her. |
948 | 00:33:58,006 | 00:34:00,014 | He has a daughter with some woman. | He has a daughter with some woman. |
949 | 00:34:00,044 | 00:34:02,081 | We didn't get to that... The big who... | We didn't get to that... The big who... |
950 | 00:34:02,111 | 00:34:03,908 | But he's known for two months. | But he's known for two months. |
951 | 00:34:03,938 | 00:34:05,276 | Two months? A daughter. | Two months? A daughter. |
952 | 00:34:05,306 | 00:34:07,143 | What does this say about our relationship? | What does this say about our relationship? |
953 | 00:34:07,173 | 00:34:08,272 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
954 | 00:34:08,302 | 00:34:10,109 | He waited two months to tell me. | He waited two months to tell me. |
955 | 00:34:10,139 | 00:34:11,907 | Did he say why he waited? | Did he say why he waited? |
956 | 00:34:11,937 | 00:34:13,874 | Yes, he said he was confused, and I get that. | Yes, he said he was confused, and I get that. |
957 | 00:34:13,904 | 00:34:15,472 | I mean, I'm confused, but what does it mean | I mean, I'm confused, but what does it mean |
958 | 00:34:15,502 | 00:34:17,239 | that he kept a secret like this? | that he kept a secret like this? |
959 | 00:34:17,269 | 00:34:19,306 | What does it say about him? What does it say about me? | What does it say about him? What does it say about me? |
960 | 00:34:19,336 | 00:34:21,333 | Doesn't he trust me? Why doesn't he trust me? | Doesn't he trust me? Why doesn't he trust me? |
961 | 00:34:21,363 | 00:34:23,430 | He trusts you, mom. He's a guy. | He trusts you, mom. He's a guy. |
962 | 00:34:23,470 | 00:34:25,397 | Sometimes guys are really dumb. | Sometimes guys are really dumb. |
963 | 00:34:25,437 | 00:34:26,895 | She's cute. She is? | She's cute. She is? |
964 | 00:34:26,935 | 00:34:28,902 | Yeah, what is it with the next generation? | Yeah, what is it with the next generation? |
965 | 00:34:28,932 | 00:34:30,830 | You're all smarter than the rest of us. | You're all smarter than the rest of us. |
966 | 00:34:30,860 | 00:34:32,797 | Not necessarily. I'm freaking out. | Not necessarily. I'm freaking out. |
967 | 00:34:32,827 | 00:34:34,465 | I don't blame you. What else is he hiding? | I don't blame you. What else is he hiding? |
968 | 00:34:34,495 | 00:34:36,791 | I mean, how can you really know that you know somebody? | I mean, how can you really know that you know somebody? |
969 | 00:34:36,831 | 00:34:38,329 | I don't think you can. | I don't think you can. |
970 | 00:34:38,359 | 00:34:40,196 | Every relationship is just a big, honkin' leap of faith. | Every relationship is just a big, honkin' leap of faith. |
971 | 00:34:40,226 | 00:34:41,355 | Yeah, I guess. | Yeah, I guess. |
972 | 00:34:41,395 | 00:34:43,092 | You didn't ask about the mother? | You didn't ask about the mother? |
973 | 00:34:43,122 | 00:34:45,359 | I ran off. I couldn't wrap my mind around it. | I ran off. I couldn't wrap my mind around it. |
974 | 00:34:45,389 | 00:34:48,125 | Well, Luke must be freaked out double what you're freaked out, | Well, Luke must be freaked out double what you're freaked out, |
975 | 00:34:48,155 | 00:34:49,723 | you know... Mr. Responsibility? | you know... Mr. Responsibility? |
976 | 00:34:49,753 | 00:34:51,790 | He must've put his baseball cap on backwards. | He must've put his baseball cap on backwards. |
977 | 00:34:51,820 | 00:34:53,418 | I'm sure he panicked. | I'm sure he panicked. |
978 | 00:34:53,458 | 00:34:55,085 | I'm sure his not telling you | I'm sure his not telling you |
979 | 00:34:55,125 | 00:34:56,883 | says nothing about your relationship. | says nothing about your relationship. |
980 | 00:34:56,923 | 00:34:59,149 | Maybe this is a cheesy perspective to offer you, | Maybe this is a cheesy perspective to offer you, |
981 | 00:34:59,189 | 00:35:00,887 | but Gwen Stefani and Gavin rossdale | but Gwen Stefani and Gavin rossdale |
982 | 00:35:00,917 | 00:35:02,814 | went through the same sort of situation. | went through the same sort of situation. |
983 | 00:35:02,854 | 00:35:05,321 | He found out he had a kid that he didn't know about, | He found out he had a kid that he didn't know about, |
984 | 00:35:05,351 | 00:35:07,378 | but they made it work... As far as I know. | but they made it work... As far as I know. |
985 | 00:35:07,418 | 00:35:09,315 | Meaning? If they can, you can. | Meaning? If they can, you can. |
986 | 00:35:09,345 | 00:35:11,043 | Really? They're people. | Really? They're people. |
987 | 00:35:11,082 | 00:35:12,381 | You're people. | You're people. |
988 | 00:35:12,411 | 00:35:14,308 | I mean, you don't sing and neither does Luke. | I mean, you don't sing and neither does Luke. |
989 | 00:35:14,348 | 00:35:16,115 | But really, neither do Gwen or Gavin, | But really, neither do Gwen or Gavin, |
990 | 00:35:16,145 | 00:35:17,943 | but they're still together... I think. | but they're still together... I think. |
991 | 00:35:17,973 | 00:35:20,279 | I haven't read anything to the contrary. | I haven't read anything to the contrary. |
992 | 00:35:20,309 | 00:35:22,446 | You and Luke just need to talk some more. | You and Luke just need to talk some more. |
993 | 00:35:22,476 | 00:35:24,673 | Maybe I'll tell Luke about Gwen and Gavin. | Maybe I'll tell Luke about Gwen and Gavin. |
994 | 00:35:24,713 | 00:35:25,941 | I mean, if there's any people | I mean, if there's any people |
995 | 00:35:25,971 | 00:35:27,669 | whose lives Luke would relate to, | whose lives Luke would relate to, |
996 | 00:35:27,709 | 00:35:29,077 | it's Gwen and Gavin. | it's Gwen and Gavin. |
997 | 00:35:30,705 | 00:35:32,003 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
998 | 00:35:32,043 | 00:35:33,341 | [ Carnival music plays ] | [ Carnival music plays ] |
999 | 00:35:33,371 | 00:35:35,767 | [ Games beeping ] | [ Games beeping ] |
1000 | 00:35:37,834 | 00:35:40,031 | [ Bell ringing ] | [ Bell ringing ] |
1001 | 00:35:41,839 | 00:35:44,135 | [ Laughter and applause ] | [ Laughter and applause ] |
1002 | 00:35:58,096 | 00:35:59,124 | [ Buzzer ] | [ Buzzer ] |
1003 | 00:35:59,164 | 00:36:00,223 | They only cost 50 cents? | They only cost 50 cents? |
1004 | 00:36:00,263 | 00:36:01,760 | How lame would it be | How lame would it be |
1005 | 00:36:01,790 | 00:36:03,658 | to go to the trouble of counterfeiting? | to go to the trouble of counterfeiting? |
1006 | 00:36:03,688 | 00:36:06,354 | No mind games. They're legit. | No mind games. They're legit. |
1007 | 00:36:06,394 | 00:36:07,852 | Another crime thwarted. | Another crime thwarted. |
1008 | 00:36:07,892 | 00:36:09,759 | Good job, Columbo. | Good job, Columbo. |
1009 | 00:36:09,789 | 00:36:12,056 | [ Bell rings ] | [ Bell rings ] |
1010 | 00:36:12,086 | 00:36:13,384 | [ German accent ] Guten tag, there. | [ German accent ] Guten tag, there. |
1011 | 00:36:13,424 | 00:36:15,721 | I would like... What you call them? | I would like... What you call them? |
1012 | 00:36:15,751 | 00:36:16,849 | A hot dog. | A hot dog. |
1013 | 00:36:16,889 | 00:36:18,616 | Coming up. | Coming up. |
1014 | 00:36:22,082 | 00:36:23,649 | Ja. | Ja. |
1015 | 00:36:23,679 | 00:36:27,344 | Oh, und we are having cold weather this year, nein? | Oh, und we are having cold weather this year, nein? |
1016 | 00:36:27,384 | 00:36:29,082 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
1017 | 00:36:33,216 | 00:36:35,383 | It's a smashing concept. And kirk was doubtful. | It's a smashing concept. And kirk was doubtful. |
1018 | 00:36:35,413 | 00:36:36,781 | We've already raked in $18. | We've already raked in $18. |
1019 | 00:36:36,811 | 00:36:37,979 | And the night is young. | And the night is young. |
1020 | 00:36:38,009 | 00:36:40,306 | Come on, doggy swami, break's over. | Come on, doggy swami, break's over. |
1021 | 00:36:40,346 | 00:36:41,404 | He is liking his hat. | He is liking his hat. |
1022 | 00:36:41,444 | 00:36:43,012 | Well, it's very flattering. | Well, it's very flattering. |
1023 | 00:36:43,042 | 00:36:44,839 | You know, I can man this myself | You know, I can man this myself |
1024 | 00:36:44,879 | 00:36:46,277 | if you don't feel like being here. | if you don't feel like being here. |
1025 | 00:36:46,307 | 00:36:47,635 | No, it's good for me. | No, it's good for me. |
1026 | 00:36:47,675 | 00:36:49,073 | Nothing is a better distraction | Nothing is a better distraction |
1027 | 00:36:49,103 | 00:36:51,070 | than a dog in a turban, telling fortunes. | than a dog in a turban, telling fortunes. |
1028 | 00:36:51,100 | 00:36:52,868 | It's a cliché for a reason. | It's a cliché for a reason. |
1029 | 00:36:52,908 | 00:36:55,234 | Come see the amazing doggy swami. | Come see the amazing doggy swami. |
1030 | 00:36:55,274 | 00:36:57,931 | Discover your future... If you dare. | Discover your future... If you dare. |
1031 | 00:36:57,970 | 00:36:59,638 | It's silly. And fun. | It's silly. And fun. |
1032 | 00:36:59,668 | 00:37:02,704 | And real. Very, very real. | And real. Very, very real. |
1033 | 00:37:06,229 | 00:37:08,026 | Want to play? It's only a dollar. | Want to play? It's only a dollar. |
1034 | 00:37:08,066 | 00:37:09,963 | Sure. | Sure. |
1035 | 00:37:12,060 | 00:37:13,858 | Winner! We have a winner! | Winner! We have a winner! |
1036 | 00:37:13,898 | 00:37:15,196 | Really? That's it? | Really? That's it? |
1037 | 00:37:15,226 | 00:37:17,722 | That's it. Here's your prize. | That's it. Here's your prize. |
1038 | 00:37:17,762 | 00:37:19,690 | "Hell is waiting for you, sinner." | "Hell is waiting for you, sinner." |
1039 | 00:37:19,730 | 00:37:21,357 | Enjoy. | Enjoy. |
1040 | 00:37:25,062 | 00:37:28,118 | Step up and play "toss the sybarite into the hellfire's." | Step up and play "toss the sybarite into the hellfire's." |
1041 | 00:37:28,158 | 00:37:30,155 | Everybody's a winner! | Everybody's a winner! |
1042 | 00:37:30,185 | 00:37:32,851 | I'm gonna go take a little walk, check out the competition. | I'm gonna go take a little walk, check out the competition. |
1043 | 00:37:32,891 | 00:37:34,858 | Don't let my mother see you play anything too decadent. | Don't let my mother see you play anything too decadent. |
1044 | 00:37:34,888 | 00:37:36,586 | I'll be back in a bit. | I'll be back in a bit. |
1045 | 00:37:47,850 | 00:37:49,118 | [ French accent ] Ahh! | [ French accent ] Ahh! |
1046 | 00:37:49,148 | 00:37:53,012 | Oui! Look at those games. | Oui! Look at those games. |
1047 | 00:37:53,042 | 00:37:56,008 | It is so marvelous that I am here to see it. | It is so marvelous that I am here to see it. |
1048 | 00:37:56,048 | 00:37:58,974 | What a great country. | What a great country. |
1049 | 00:37:59,912 | 00:38:01,071 | J'adore. | J'adore. |
1050 | 00:38:01,111 | 00:38:03,677 | Taylor finally flipped his lid. | Taylor finally flipped his lid. |
1051 | 00:38:05,075 | 00:38:07,142 | Babette: Yeah, poor morey couldn't make it. | Babette: Yeah, poor morey couldn't make it. |
1052 | 00:38:07,172 | 00:38:09,309 | I made him drink 30 bottles of coke last night | I made him drink 30 bottles of coke last night |
1053 | 00:38:09,339 | 00:38:12,075 | for the game here, so he's still throwing up. | for the game here, so he's still throwing up. |
1054 | 00:38:12,105 | 00:38:14,701 | And then I ended up not using 'em. Shame, huh? | And then I ended up not using 'em. Shame, huh? |
1055 | 00:38:14,741 | 00:38:16,938 | But I'll tell him you said "hi." | But I'll tell him you said "hi." |
1056 | 00:38:16,968 | 00:38:18,736 | Hey, want to throw some balls? | Hey, want to throw some balls? |
1057 | 00:38:18,766 | 00:38:20,204 | Just don't laugh too hard at me. | Just don't laugh too hard at me. |
1058 | 00:38:20,233 | 00:38:22,071 | Never, never. Come on up here. | Never, never. Come on up here. |
1059 | 00:38:22,101 | 00:38:23,199 | Give me some balls. | Give me some balls. |
1060 | 00:38:23,229 | 00:38:25,037 | Fresh balls coming up. | Fresh balls coming up. |
1061 | 00:38:31,058 | 00:38:32,766 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
1062 | 00:38:33,365 | 00:38:34,992 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
1063 | 00:38:35,032 | 00:38:36,361 | Watch it, honey... It could bounce off the back | Watch it, honey... It could bounce off the back |
1064 | 00:38:36,390 | 00:38:38,128 | and hit the girls Manning the dime toss. | and hit the girls Manning the dime toss. |
1065 | 00:38:38,158 | 00:38:40,095 | There you go. You're getting the hang of it. | There you go. You're getting the hang of it. |
1066 | 00:38:40,125 | 00:38:42,122 | Yeah, cute little throw. | Yeah, cute little throw. |
1067 | 00:38:42,162 | 00:38:43,221 | Excuse me? Pretty boy says what? | Excuse me? Pretty boy says what? |
1068 | 00:38:43,261 | 00:38:44,319 | What? | What? |
1069 | 00:38:46,057 | 00:38:48,254 | Jeez, Zach, what's with being all goose gossage? | Jeez, Zach, what's with being all goose gossage? |
1070 | 00:38:48,284 | 00:38:51,988 | Zach, those aren't your bottles! | Zach, those aren't your bottles! |
1071 | 00:38:52,018 | 00:38:53,157 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
1072 | 00:38:53,187 | 00:38:55,184 | Yeah! Welcome to the s.H., bitch! | Yeah! Welcome to the s.H., bitch! |
1073 | 00:38:55,224 | 00:38:56,352 | What's your problem? | What's your problem? |
1074 | 00:38:56,382 | 00:38:57,980 | I don't got a problem, friend. | I don't got a problem, friend. |
1075 | 00:38:58,020 | 00:38:59,248 | I got no more bottles to knock down. | I got no more bottles to knock down. |
1076 | 00:38:59,288 | 00:39:00,786 | Who do I give the prize to? | Who do I give the prize to? |
1077 | 00:39:00,816 | 00:39:02,953 | Give it to Asian George Clooney over here. | Give it to Asian George Clooney over here. |
1078 | 00:39:02,983 | 00:39:04,251 | I'm outtie. | I'm outtie. |
1079 | 00:39:04,281 | 00:39:09,214 | So, I-I-I got smurfs and dirty pasta. | So, I-I-I got smurfs and dirty pasta. |
1080 | 00:39:10,312 | 00:39:11,610 | What'd you just put in there? | What'd you just put in there? |
1081 | 00:39:11,650 | 00:39:12,779 | [ British accent ] Nothing, lady. | [ British accent ] Nothing, lady. |
1082 | 00:39:12,809 | 00:39:14,247 | You stuck something in the cider. | You stuck something in the cider. |
1083 | 00:39:14,277 | 00:39:15,345 | I did not. | I did not. |
1084 | 00:39:15,375 | 00:39:16,873 | [ Normal voice ] Although if I did, | [ Normal voice ] Although if I did, |
1085 | 00:39:16,913 | 00:39:18,780 | it would be a thermometer and it might indicate | it would be a thermometer and it might indicate |
1086 | 00:39:18,810 | 00:39:21,177 | that you are on the border of under heating your cider. | that you are on the border of under heating your cider. |
1087 | 00:39:21,207 | 00:39:22,345 | Get away from me. Gladly! | Get away from me. Gladly! |
1088 | 00:39:22,375 | 00:39:24,242 | Now. Right now. | Now. Right now. |
1089 | 00:39:26,739 | 00:39:27,967 | Winner! | Winner! |
1090 | 00:39:28,007 | 00:39:30,134 | But I missed. Everybody's a winner. | But I missed. Everybody's a winner. |
1091 | 00:39:30,174 | 00:39:32,271 | Mrs. Kim, I need a word with you. | Mrs. Kim, I need a word with you. |
1092 | 00:39:32,301 | 00:39:33,899 | I'm busy. | I'm busy. |
1093 | 00:39:33,939 | 00:39:35,636 | You couldn't wait to put her on the market again. | You couldn't wait to put her on the market again. |
1094 | 00:39:35,666 | 00:39:36,964 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
1095 | 00:39:37,004 | 00:39:39,001 | Who else? Lane! We only broke up a few weeks ago. | Who else? Lane! We only broke up a few weeks ago. |
1096 | 00:39:39,031 | 00:39:40,000 | What... You got her engaged already? | What... You got her engaged already? |
1097 | 00:39:40,030 | 00:39:41,068 | Engaged to who? | Engaged to who? |
1098 | 00:39:41,098 | 00:39:42,696 | To who? | To who? |
1099 | 00:39:42,736 | 00:39:45,302 | The Korean Brad Pitt guy there with the Italian loafers | The Korean Brad Pitt guy there with the Italian loafers |
1100 | 00:39:45,332 | 00:39:47,260 | and super white teeth... He's hanging all over her. | and super white teeth... He's hanging all over her. |
1101 | 00:39:47,300 | 00:39:50,096 | You mean her uncle? Joe... he's her uncle. | You mean her uncle? Joe... he's her uncle. |
1102 | 00:39:50,126 | 00:39:52,133 | That can't be her uncle. Uncles are old. | That can't be her uncle. Uncles are old. |
1103 | 00:39:52,163 | 00:39:54,629 | My mother had me, waited long time, then had him. | My mother had me, waited long time, then had him. |
1104 | 00:39:54,659 | 00:39:55,927 | Joe is my brother. | Joe is my brother. |
1105 | 00:39:55,957 | 00:39:57,994 | Whoa, okay. Oops. | Whoa, okay. Oops. |
1106 | 00:39:58,024 | 00:39:59,722 | Yes, "oops." | Yes, "oops." |
1107 | 00:39:59,762 | 00:40:02,288 | But just to be clear here, she's not hot on her uncle? | But just to be clear here, she's not hot on her uncle? |
1108 | 00:40:02,328 | 00:40:03,986 | She's not. Got it. | She's not. Got it. |
1109 | 00:40:04,026 | 00:40:06,153 | Well, sorry. | Well, sorry. |
1110 | 00:40:06,193 | 00:40:07,221 | Wait! | Wait! |
1111 | 00:40:07,251 | 00:40:08,989 | You accuse me of something? | You accuse me of something? |
1112 | 00:40:09,019 | 00:40:10,656 | We settle this now. | We settle this now. |
1113 | 00:40:10,686 | 00:40:12,184 | All right. | All right. |
1114 | 00:40:12,224 | 00:40:15,020 | I am not going to get in your way. | I am not going to get in your way. |
1115 | 00:40:15,050 | 00:40:17,716 | Okay. | Okay. |
1116 | 00:40:22,120 | 00:40:23,278 | Ready? Ready. | Ready? Ready. |
1117 | 00:40:23,318 | 00:40:26,783 | Spin the wheel. | Spin the wheel. |
1118 | 00:40:26,813 | 00:40:28,611 | The swami has chosen! | The swami has chosen! |
1119 | 00:40:28,651 | 00:40:30,308 | This is exciting. | This is exciting. |
1120 | 00:40:30,348 | 00:40:33,674 | "You will sing songs of gemstones." | "You will sing songs of gemstones." |
1121 | 00:40:33,714 | 00:40:35,112 | Of gemstones! | Of gemstones! |
1122 | 00:40:35,142 | 00:40:36,779 | How do you sing songs of gemstones? | How do you sing songs of gemstones? |
1123 | 00:40:36,809 | 00:40:38,607 | I was a little tired when I wrote this one. | I was a little tired when I wrote this one. |
1124 | 00:40:38,647 | 00:40:40,943 | You want to pick another one? Swami do-overs are allowed. | You want to pick another one? Swami do-overs are allowed. |
1125 | 00:40:40,973 | 00:40:43,270 | No, I'll stick with this one. It's got an air of mystery. | No, I'll stick with this one. It's got an air of mystery. |
1126 | 00:40:43,310 | 00:40:45,607 | Hey, Luke, want swami doggy to read your fortune? | Hey, Luke, want swami doggy to read your fortune? |
1127 | 00:40:45,637 | 00:40:46,975 | Maybe some other time. | Maybe some other time. |
1128 | 00:40:47,005 | 00:40:49,142 | Hey. Can we walk a little bit? | Hey. Can we walk a little bit? |
1129 | 00:40:49,172 | 00:40:51,039 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1130 | 00:40:52,707 | 00:40:54,534 | I've got to apologize again. | I've got to apologize again. |
1131 | 00:40:54,574 | 00:40:55,772 | I should've told you immediately. | I should've told you immediately. |
1132 | 00:40:55,802 | 00:40:57,530 | I was just so confused. | I was just so confused. |
1133 | 00:40:57,570 | 00:40:59,836 | It's no excuse, but that's the excuse. | It's no excuse, but that's the excuse. |
1134 | 00:40:59,866 | 00:41:01,065 | I know. I get it. | I know. I get it. |
1135 | 00:41:01,095 | 00:41:03,102 | Nothing can prepare you for this one. | Nothing can prepare you for this one. |
1136 | 00:41:03,132 | 00:41:05,099 | I just didn't know how to tell you. | I just didn't know how to tell you. |
1137 | 00:41:05,129 | 00:41:06,567 | I'm bad with things. | I'm bad with things. |
1138 | 00:41:06,597 | 00:41:08,125 | No, Luke. | No, Luke. |
1139 | 00:41:08,165 | 00:41:12,758 | Listen, it's weird, you know, but we can make it work. | Listen, it's weird, you know, but we can make it work. |
1140 | 00:41:12,798 | 00:41:16,263 | I mean, she's there. April is there. | I mean, she's there. April is there. |
1141 | 00:41:16,293 | 00:41:18,760 | Luckily you're with a woman who's raised a daughter | Luckily you're with a woman who's raised a daughter |
1142 | 00:41:18,790 | 00:41:20,287 | and knows some of the ins and outs. | and knows some of the ins and outs. |
1143 | 00:41:20,327 | 00:41:21,286 | I can help. | I can help. |
1144 | 00:41:21,326 | 00:41:23,123 | I know you can. | I know you can. |
1145 | 00:41:23,153 | 00:41:26,688 | I guess it's just... it's just all so much right now. | I guess it's just... it's just all so much right now. |
1146 | 00:41:26,718 | 00:41:28,655 | I've been dizzy for weeks. | I've been dizzy for weeks. |
1147 | 00:41:28,685 | 00:41:30,653 | Yeah, I know. It felt like something was up. | Yeah, I know. It felt like something was up. |
1148 | 00:41:30,683 | 00:41:32,250 | All too much, you know? | All too much, you know? |
1149 | 00:41:32,290 | 00:41:33,848 | What all... everything? | What all... everything? |
1150 | 00:41:33,888 | 00:41:36,055 | Well, I've got a kid. She's here... | Well, I've got a kid. She's here... |
1151 | 00:41:36,085 | 00:41:37,653 | You know, June 3rd. | You know, June 3rd. |
1152 | 00:41:37,683 | 00:41:39,580 | What about June 3rd? | What about June 3rd? |
1153 | 00:41:39,620 | 00:41:41,817 | It's just so soon. | It's just so soon. |
1154 | 00:41:41,847 | 00:41:43,185 | It's still months away. | It's still months away. |
1155 | 00:41:43,215 | 00:41:44,852 | Well, it feels close. | Well, it feels close. |
1156 | 00:41:44,882 | 00:41:47,279 | It's everything, you know? It's all piling up. | It's everything, you know? It's all piling up. |
1157 | 00:41:47,309 | 00:41:49,046 | It's all happening so fast. | It's all happening so fast. |
1158 | 00:41:49,076 | 00:41:52,611 | If it's all happening too fast, we can just postpone. | If it's all happening too fast, we can just postpone. |
1159 | 00:41:52,641 | 00:41:53,910 | Postpone the wedding? | Postpone the wedding? |
1160 | 00:41:53,940 | 00:41:56,676 | Yeah, I mean, it's not set in stone. | Yeah, I mean, it's not set in stone. |
1161 | 00:41:56,706 | 00:42:00,071 | It just happened to work out for a date that soon. | It just happened to work out for a date that soon. |
1162 | 00:42:00,111 | 00:42:02,707 | I don't want you going into this all jumbled up, you know? | I don't want you going into this all jumbled up, you know? |
1163 | 00:42:02,737 | 00:42:05,074 | And that would be okay with you? | And that would be okay with you? |
1164 | 00:42:05,104 | 00:42:06,741 | Sure. | Sure. |
1165 | 00:42:06,771 | 00:42:11,534 | Well, that'll help. Yeah, that'll really help. | Well, that'll help. Yeah, that'll really help. |
1166 | 00:42:11,574 | 00:42:14,600 | That'll give me time to resolve this other thing. | That'll give me time to resolve this other thing. |
1167 | 00:42:14,640 | 00:42:16,737 | Everything will be better later on. | Everything will be better later on. |
1168 | 00:42:16,767 | 00:42:18,734 | Well... great. | Well... great. |
1169 | 00:42:18,764 | 00:42:20,532 | Then it's a done deal. | Then it's a done deal. |
1170 | 00:42:23,927 | 00:42:25,764 | Think it might be a health-code violation, | Think it might be a health-code violation, |
1171 | 00:42:25,794 | 00:42:27,562 | kissing this close to the cotton candy booth. | kissing this close to the cotton candy booth. |
1172 | 00:42:27,592 | 00:42:28,860 | Meet me back at my place later? | Meet me back at my place later? |
1173 | 00:42:28,900 | 00:42:30,727 | Yeah, see you there. | Yeah, see you there. |