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1 00:18:56,758 00:18:58,126 Oh, Taylor, are you sick? Oh, Taylor, are you sick?
2 00:18:56,848 00:18:58,386 What if there's a Tsunami? What if there's a Tsunami?
3 00:18:56,978 00:18:58,546 But it's a team photo. But it's a team photo.
4 00:18:57,158 00:18:58,156 Oh, we believe you. Oh, we believe you.
5 00:18:57,178 00:18:58,676 She had a good time, too, She had a good time, too,
6 00:18:57,238 00:18:59,275 It doesn't work that way. What do you mean? It doesn't work that way. What do you mean?
7 00:18:57,857 00:18:59,754 You have very mundane dreams. You have very mundane dreams.
8 00:18:57,867 00:19:00,004 I've gotten so much done this morning, it's scary. I've gotten so much done this morning, it's scary.
9 00:18:57,917 00:19:00,243 Here we go. Here we go.
10 00:18:58,096 00:19:00,563 Nothing. Just enjoying a tipple. Nothing. Just enjoying a tipple.
11 00:18:58,156 00:18:59,494 No, just mortal. No, just mortal.
12 00:18:58,196 00:18:59,894 I'm getting crow's-feet. I'm getting crow's-feet.
13 00:18:58,276 00:18:59,774 Timmy: Doo-doo head! Timmy: Doo-doo head!
14 00:18:58,416 00:18:59,484 2001... you promised to come to my birthday party, 2001... you promised to come to my birthday party,
15 00:18:58,576 00:19:00,543 Bill, how's it hangin'? Bill, how's it hangin'?
16 00:18:58,586 00:19:00,253 Tomorrow you will come to the diner. Tomorrow you will come to the diner.
17 00:18:58,705 00:19:01,172 and that's impressive 'cause she's picky. and that's impressive 'cause she's picky.
18 00:18:58,885 00:19:01,182 You haven't told her. You haven't told her.
19 00:18:58,995 00:19:01,332 I don't really know what kids are into. I don't really know what kids are into.
20 00:18:59,305 00:19:01,032 Look, I don't know what the problem is here. Look, I don't know what the problem is here.
21 00:18:59,514 00:19:01,052 and I waited and waited. and I waited and waited.
22 00:18:59,524 00:19:01,252 And eventually someone... Maybe kirk... And eventually someone... Maybe kirk...
23 00:18:59,544 00:19:02,969 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
24 00:18:59,784 00:19:01,342 Man: Town meeting, town meeting. Man: Town meeting, town meeting.
25 00:18:59,814 00:19:01,821 We have never had to cancel a carnival, We have never had to cancel a carnival,
26 00:18:59,924 00:19:02,750 Paris geller is not going to give me crow's-feet. Paris geller is not going to give me crow's-feet.
27 00:19:00,034 00:19:01,402 Coffee? I already got some. Coffee? I already got some.
28 00:19:00,283 00:19:02,610 Greetings, everyone. Greetings, everyone.
29 00:19:00,283 00:19:02,909 [ Chuckles nervously, clears throat ] [ Chuckles nervously, clears throat ]
30 00:19:00,583 00:19:01,382 It's hanging okay. It's hanging okay.
31 00:19:00,593 00:19:02,590 So all the senior staffers from the Yale daily news So all the senior staffers from the Yale daily news
32 00:19:01,072 00:19:02,270 What? What?
33 00:19:01,082 00:19:03,678 Kirk, scout's honor, this booth will make you proud, okay? Kirk, scout's honor, this booth will make you proud, okay?
34 00:19:01,202 00:19:02,630 Good. Well, so did I. Good. Well, so did I.
35 00:19:01,222 00:19:03,748 I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis.
36 00:19:01,292 00:19:02,720 Is going to have to take over Is going to have to take over
37 00:19:01,362 00:19:02,660 Hey, whatever. Hey, whatever.
38 00:19:01,382 00:19:02,750 What was that? What was that?
39 00:19:01,412 00:19:02,919 Good, good. Good, good.
40 00:19:01,432 00:19:03,099 I saw the sunrise. I paid all my bills. I saw the sunrise. I paid all my bills.
41 00:19:01,472 00:19:02,440 Excuse me. Excuse me.
42 00:19:01,841 00:19:03,768 and it's absolutely impossible and it's absolutely impossible
43 00:19:02,300 00:19:03,898 You say you're available one minute, You say you're available one minute,
44 00:19:02,480 00:19:03,978 You're Rory Gilmore? Yes. You're Rory Gilmore? Yes.
45 00:19:02,630 00:19:04,427 are simultaneously enjoying a tipple? are simultaneously enjoying a tipple?
46 00:19:02,650 00:19:04,377 Taylor? He's in a little box. Taylor? He's in a little box.
47 00:19:02,670 00:19:05,566 So, she's coming by your work tomorrow? So, she's coming by your work tomorrow?
48 00:19:02,690 00:19:04,757 Oh, and I said "next time." Oh, and I said "next time."
49 00:19:02,760 00:19:05,626 the many delicate tasks I perform for this town... the many delicate tasks I perform for this town...
50 00:19:02,780 00:19:04,278 Some dead guy yelling something. Some dead guy yelling something.
51 00:19:02,790 00:19:05,056 So you do acknowledge a problem here? So you do acknowledge a problem here?
52 00:19:02,949 00:19:03,519 You like the Washington post, do you? You like the Washington post, do you?
53 00:19:02,949 00:19:06,245 So, what do you want to do right now? So, what do you want to do right now?
54 00:19:03,009 00:19:08,272 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
55 00:19:03,139 00:19:04,847 I already got some, hon. I already got some, hon.
56 00:19:03,549 00:19:05,116 Yes. Yes.
57 00:19:03,718 00:19:05,376 Now... Now...
58 00:19:03,788 00:19:04,747 Okay. Okay.
59 00:19:03,808 00:19:05,636 for me to get back into town to run it. for me to get back into town to run it.
60 00:19:03,938 00:19:04,837 and the next minute you're not? and the next minute you're not?
61 00:19:04,008 00:19:06,774 Someone pointed you out to me. This is for you. Someone pointed you out to me. This is for you.
62 00:19:04,317 00:19:06,015 Ghosts are yelling something outside the house? Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?
63 00:19:04,417 00:19:05,576 The nightmare continues. The nightmare continues.
64 00:19:04,467 00:19:05,735 Tell her. No. Tell her. No.
65 00:19:04,787 00:19:05,815 I don't know if you caught that. I don't know if you caught that.
66 00:19:04,787 00:19:06,614 I got a job! Where? I got a job! Where?
67 00:19:04,867 00:19:06,634 I was just... I was just...
68 00:19:04,867 00:19:07,803 And this is a first... I saw the beginning of Katie Couric. And this is a first... I saw the beginning of Katie Couric.
69 00:19:05,096 00:19:07,163 I just did, a.K. Where's the trust, dude? I just did, a.K. Where's the trust, dude?
70 00:19:05,146 00:19:06,914 Because they like to split their infinitives, Because they like to split their infinitives,
71 00:19:05,416 00:19:07,583 Excuse me, hi. Are you Liam driessen by any chance? Excuse me, hi. Are you Liam driessen by any chance?
72 00:19:05,606 00:19:08,172 Oh, she told you that, huh? Oh, she told you that, huh?
73 00:19:05,616 00:19:06,874 Is it looking okay, kirk? Is it looking okay, kirk?
74 00:19:05,656 00:19:07,852 The streetlamp illumination monitoring, The streetlamp illumination monitoring,
75 00:19:05,765 00:19:07,074 Tell her! Tell her!
76 00:19:05,855 00:19:06,814 I did. I did.
77 00:19:06,045 00:19:09,939 No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house. No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house.
78 00:19:06,285 00:19:07,922 I've been counting how many times I've been counting how many times
79 00:19:06,654 00:19:08,382 At the stamford gazette. At the stamford gazette.
80 00:19:06,664 00:19:09,201 It's not cool, Luke. It's not happening this way. It's not cool, Luke. It's not happening this way.
81 00:19:06,804 00:19:07,503 What is? What is?
82 00:19:06,854 00:19:08,482 Did your mom explain Did your mom explain
83 00:19:06,914 00:19:08,881 Yeah, you could use a little pancake. Yeah, you could use a little pancake.
84 00:19:06,944 00:19:09,610 the Washington post, especially their Metro writers, the Washington post, especially their Metro writers,
85 00:19:07,004 00:19:08,801 I must be tired. I'm not getting this. I must be tired. I'm not getting this.
86 00:19:07,094 00:19:08,292 Tell me what? Tell me what?
87 00:19:07,193 00:19:09,031 We just want to do this right. We just want to do this right.
88 00:19:07,543 00:19:08,002 The coffee cart. The coffee cart.
89 00:19:07,613 00:19:08,741 I am. Hi, Lorelai Gilmore. I am. Hi, Lorelai Gilmore.
90 00:19:07,832 00:19:09,001 I don't think I've seen the first five minutes of her I don't think I've seen the first five minutes of her
91 00:19:07,882 00:19:09,290 the lawn-height measuring. the lawn-height measuring.
92 00:19:07,952 00:19:09,620 those frisbee guys over there have dropped it. those frisbee guys over there have dropped it.
93 00:19:08,042 00:19:09,201 For me? For me?
94 00:19:08,202 00:19:10,599 Well, listen, here's the thing. Well, listen, here's the thing.
95 00:19:08,302 00:19:12,206 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
96 00:19:08,332 00:19:09,530 This is a war council. This is a war council.
97 00:19:08,422 00:19:09,780 And I'm going back to Yale. And I'm going back to Yale.
98 00:19:08,522 00:19:10,748 that this isn't necessarily a one-time thing? that this isn't necessarily a one-time thing?
99 00:19:08,781 00:19:10,509 I'm here to make your stay I'm here to make your stay
100 00:19:08,841 00:19:10,339 It's like a riddle or something. It's like a riddle or something.
101 00:19:08,911 00:19:10,908 Weird. I can still smell his Cologne. Weird. I can still smell his Cologne.
102 00:19:09,031 00:19:10,359 in my life. in my life.
103 00:19:09,061 00:19:10,329 Well, then, let's talk and maybe set Well, then, let's talk and maybe set
104 00:19:09,221 00:19:10,788 Surprise. Surprise.
105 00:19:09,231 00:19:10,998 What way? It's just a bad time. What way? It's just a bad time.
106 00:19:09,240 00:19:11,168 Courtesy of Logan huntzberger. Courtesy of Logan huntzberger.
107 00:19:09,320 00:19:10,549 Now I'm just getting sad. Now I'm just getting sad.
108 00:19:09,560 00:19:11,088 About what? About what?
109 00:19:09,640 00:19:11,298 but I don't. but I don't.
110 00:19:09,650 00:19:11,947 Oh, okay. Let's keep watching. Oh, okay. Let's keep watching.
111 00:19:09,820 00:19:11,647 You don't get to care about where I live, Logan. You don't get to care about where I live, Logan.
112 00:19:09,979 00:19:11,178 What are they saying? What are they saying?
113 00:19:10,359 00:19:12,156 the howell Raines-ing aside for now. the howell Raines-ing aside for now.
114 00:19:10,369 00:19:12,706 People, are you not hearing me? People, are you not hearing me?
115 00:19:10,399 00:19:12,396 You know, she and Matt lauer are much more serious You know, she and Matt lauer are much more serious
116 00:19:10,549 00:19:12,546 and the rest of the new england maple syrup council's stay and the rest of the new england maple syrup council's stay
117 00:19:10,589 00:19:11,817 Please keep my secret. Please keep my secret.
118 00:19:10,639 00:19:12,606 I don't know if... I don't know if...
119 00:19:10,788 00:19:13,594 I was thinking maybe we could make it semiregular I was thinking maybe we could make it semiregular
120 00:19:10,828 00:19:12,286 Was this not a planned thing? Was this not a planned thing?
121 00:19:10,938 00:19:12,845 People, we have a tremendous problem People, we have a tremendous problem
122 00:19:11,028 00:19:12,795 There's no great time to be a parent, Luke, There's no great time to be a parent, Luke,
123 00:19:11,128 00:19:13,425 About kaiser geller and her reign of terror. About kaiser geller and her reign of terror.
124 00:19:11,208 00:19:12,875 Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
125 00:19:11,218 00:19:12,686 There was a clown beating? There was a clown beating?
126 00:19:11,338 00:19:13,335 "The council member chose to forcefully waive "The council member chose to forcefully waive
127 00:19:11,597 00:19:13,365 Oh, terrific. Oh, terrific.
128 00:19:11,687 00:19:13,455 You broke up with me. You broke up with me.
129 00:19:11,847 00:19:12,755 Mum's the word. Mum's the word.
130 00:19:11,987 00:19:15,921 The one with the hat's a big, fat butterfingers. The one with the hat's a big, fat butterfingers.
131 00:19:12,186 00:19:14,653 Let's see if we can fix things before we blow them up. Let's see if we can fix things before we blow them up.
132 00:19:12,236 00:19:16,470 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
133 00:19:12,326 00:19:13,185 Why? Why?
134 00:19:12,426 00:19:14,024 in the first half-hour than they are later on. in the first half-hour than they are later on.
135 00:19:12,576 00:19:13,874 as comfortable as possible. as comfortable as possible.
136 00:19:12,636 00:19:15,402 It's gonna work out for her to come to the diner. It's gonna work out for her to come to the diner.
137 00:19:12,716 00:19:13,814 Not again. Not again.
138 00:19:12,736 00:19:14,862 I won't be there to run the carnival. I won't be there to run the carnival.
139 00:19:12,785 00:19:14,084 Well, I should go. Well, I should go.
140 00:19:12,825 00:19:14,183 you just are one. you just are one.
141 00:19:12,875 00:19:14,543 that needs our immediate attention. that needs our immediate attention.
142 00:19:12,905 00:19:14,902 Well, I don't want any coffee right now. Well, I don't want any coffee right now.
143 00:19:13,225 00:19:14,353 You said, "surprise." You said, "surprise."
144 00:19:13,375 00:19:14,573 her right of veto." her right of veto."
145 00:19:13,395 00:19:15,601 Bring 'em on in, algernon. The more, the merrier. Bring 'em on in, algernon. The more, the merrier.
146 00:19:13,455 00:19:15,522 The paper is going to crap. It's unreadable. The paper is going to crap. It's unreadable.
147 00:19:13,484 00:19:16,280 Honor was bugging me, and I told her we broke up to shut her up. Honor was bugging me, and I told her we broke up to shut her up.
148 00:19:13,614 00:19:15,382 or even just, you know, regular. or even just, you know, regular.
149 00:19:13,844 00:19:15,701 Town meeting, town meeting. Town meeting, town meeting.
150 00:19:13,914 00:19:17,109 So far, so good. Love the local color here. So far, so good. Love the local color here.
151 00:19:14,064 00:19:15,462 I guess that makes sense. I guess that makes sense.
152 00:19:14,114 00:19:15,482 Back to 8 mile? What? Back to 8 mile? What?
153 00:19:14,233 00:19:15,931 And if you're gonna make plans with my kid And if you're gonna make plans with my kid
154 00:19:14,393 00:19:16,550 No, it was just... How you doing? No, it was just... How you doing?
155 00:19:14,573 00:19:16,470 That's why I chose the extraordinary step That's why I chose the extraordinary step
156 00:19:14,603 00:19:16,999 Consider it unsplit. Consider it unsplit.
157 00:19:14,693 00:19:16,021 Fine. Sit. Fine. Sit.
158 00:19:14,902 00:19:16,800 Draw the obvious conclusion. Draw the obvious conclusion.
159 00:19:14,932 00:19:16,970 Thanks anyway, and sorry you wasted your time, Ben. Thanks anyway, and sorry you wasted your time, Ben.
160 00:19:15,422 00:19:16,720 Uh, okay. Uh, okay.
161 00:19:15,432 00:19:16,560 Why not? Why not?
162 00:19:15,492 00:19:18,128 You can afford to make people sad and angry about war You can afford to make people sad and angry about war
163 00:19:15,522 00:19:18,178 Nothing. Ooh, behind you. Nothing. Ooh, behind you.
164 00:19:15,562 00:19:18,368 She rewrites your stuff, then rewrites her rewrites. She rewrites your stuff, then rewrites her rewrites.
165 00:19:15,621 00:19:17,389 It's Logan's doing. What can I do? It's Logan's doing. What can I do?
166 00:19:15,741 00:19:17,808 No, they're saying, "town meeting." No, they're saying, "town meeting."
167 00:19:15,951 00:19:18,018 Yeah. Yeah.
168 00:19:15,961 00:19:17,958 and get her hopes up and then cancel, and get her hopes up and then cancel,
169 00:19:16,051 00:19:17,678 But allow us our cathartic purging. But allow us our cathartic purging.
170 00:19:16,320 00:19:17,459 You're a coward. You're a coward.
171 00:19:16,500 00:19:21,303 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
172 00:19:16,510 00:19:18,677 of broadcasting to you tonight from this remote location. of broadcasting to you tonight from this remote location.
173 00:19:16,590 00:19:19,156 Good. Good.
174 00:19:16,600 00:19:18,607 Well, it's gonna be really hectic, Well, it's gonna be really hectic,
175 00:19:16,750 00:19:17,948 Good. Good.
176 00:19:16,840 00:19:18,008 Oh, okay, I got it now. Oh, okay, I got it now.
177 00:19:16,999 00:19:18,497 No problem. No problem.
178 00:19:17,429 00:19:19,396 Tell him to stop. We're not speaking, remember? Tell him to stop. We're not speaking, remember?
179 00:19:17,479 00:19:19,246 Rory, I love you. Rory, I love you.
180 00:19:17,718 00:19:19,646 Purge away. [ Clears throat ] Purge away. [ Clears throat ]
181 00:19:17,848 00:19:19,815 Town meeting? At this hour? Town meeting? At this hour?
182 00:19:17,988 00:19:19,656 So, what's your free time like? So, what's your free time like?
183 00:19:17,998 00:19:19,726 then our deal is canceled. then our deal is canceled.
184 00:19:18,038 00:19:19,845 Taylor: Thank you, Patty. Taylor: Thank you, Patty.
185 00:19:18,158 00:19:20,764 and the economy and stuff when they first wake up. and the economy and stuff when they first wake up.
186 00:19:18,387 00:19:21,453 And to add insult to injury, the copy gets worse every time. And to add insult to injury, the copy gets worse every time.
187 00:19:18,537 00:19:19,965 What are you doing? What are you doing?
188 00:19:18,627 00:19:20,524 lots of people swooshing around and all. lots of people swooshing around and all.
189 00:19:18,707 00:19:20,205 Ow! Ow!
190 00:19:18,747 00:19:19,945 It's really not appropriate It's really not appropriate
191 00:19:19,186 00:19:20,784 This is how the avian flu spreads, by the way. This is how the avian flu spreads, by the way.
192 00:19:19,276 00:19:22,212 I have an appointment. I have to go. I have an appointment. I have to go.
193 00:19:19,426 00:19:20,924 Well, they're putting our lives in jeopardy. Well, they're putting our lives in jeopardy.
194 00:19:19,686 00:19:21,024 I've got no school this whole week. I've got no school this whole week.
195 00:19:19,686 00:19:22,791 Oh, but first would anyone like a refreshing coffee beverage? Oh, but first would anyone like a refreshing coffee beverage?
196 00:19:19,756 00:19:22,082 Anna, no. Yes, that's it. That's how it works. Anna, no. Yes, that's it. That's how it works.
197 00:19:19,845 00:19:21,813 What the hell is Taylor up to? What the hell is Taylor up to?
198 00:19:19,865 00:19:21,393 Kirk, could you take it over? Kirk, could you take it over?
199 00:19:19,975 00:19:21,643 to be standing right next to me like this. to be standing right next to me like this.
200 00:19:20,005 00:19:21,902 I'm hired for the day. I'm hired for the day.
201 00:19:20,235 00:19:21,743 What was that? Looked like a ping-pong ball. What was that? Looked like a ping-pong ball.
202 00:19:20,564 00:19:22,032 She'll like that. She'll like that.
203 00:19:20,794 00:19:22,921 But then, just as they're heading to the office, But then, just as they're heading to the office,
204 00:19:20,824 00:19:22,482 Oh, sorry! I was just saying. Oh, sorry! I was just saying.
205 00:19:20,954 00:19:22,552 Oh, stop it. Oh, stop it.
206 00:19:21,054 00:19:22,951 It's year-round, so we get weird times off. It's year-round, so we get weird times off.
207 00:19:21,333 00:19:24,728 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
208 00:19:21,413 00:19:24,509 Kirk, you needed carnival-game volunteers and I volunteered. Kirk, you needed carnival-game volunteers and I volunteered.
209 00:19:21,433 00:19:22,661 Sure. Sure.
210 00:19:21,493 00:19:24,499 She used to be good, right? Wasn't Paris good at one point? She used to be good, right? Wasn't Paris good at one point?
211 00:19:21,673 00:19:23,101 But we work together. But not here. But we work together. But not here.
212 00:19:21,773 00:19:23,600 Now, as we all know, Now, as we all know,
213 00:19:21,843 00:19:23,810 All right. Guess we better go. All right. Guess we better go.
214 00:19:21,932 00:19:22,671 What? What?
215 00:19:22,062 00:19:23,960 She likes people swooshing around her. She likes people swooshing around her.
216 00:19:22,122 00:19:24,019 You're either all-in or you're all-out. You're either all-in or you're all-out.
217 00:19:22,522 00:19:24,948 No, I heard that, too. Heard a guy on CNN say it. No, I heard that, too. Heard a guy on CNN say it.
218 00:19:22,592 00:19:24,828 They scream bling, draw eyes to the apartment. They scream bling, draw eyes to the apartment.
219 00:19:22,701 00:19:24,029 Great. Anything else, Taylor? Great. Anything else, Taylor?
220 00:19:22,701 00:19:24,129 Yep, all day. Yep, all day.
221 00:19:22,821 00:19:24,858 I have Ben till 9:00. Seriously? I have Ben till 9:00. Seriously?
222 00:19:22,961 00:19:25,388 you leave them with a dose of Matthew McConaughey, you leave them with a dose of Matthew McConaughey,
223 00:19:22,981 00:19:25,348 Well, then maybe we can do something tomorrow, too, Well, then maybe we can do something tomorrow, too,
224 00:19:23,141 00:19:24,868 Liam, can I ask you a question? Liam, can I ask you a question?
225 00:19:23,640 00:19:26,236 the annual stars hollow winter carnival is this weekend. the annual stars hollow winter carnival is this weekend.
226 00:19:23,840 00:19:25,697 What? I'm going back to bed. What? I'm going back to bed.
227 00:19:24,000 00:19:25,398 Pans of hot grease. Pans of hot grease.
228 00:19:24,059 00:19:26,126 We didn't ask for this. You did. We didn't ask for this. You did.
229 00:19:24,069 00:19:26,236 Oh, well, good for you, people. Oh, well, good for you, people.
230 00:19:24,169 00:19:27,864 Any time you want some coffee, biscotti, I will be here. Any time you want some coffee, biscotti, I will be here.
231 00:19:24,469 00:19:25,477 Hey. Hey.
232 00:19:24,519 00:19:25,747 Before she was editor. Before she was editor.
233 00:19:24,539 00:19:26,136 What's with the hassle? What's with the hassle?
234 00:19:24,758 00:19:27,564 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
235 00:19:24,858 00:19:26,925 Bad guys see roses, then they come for our diamonds. Bad guys see roses, then they come for our diamonds.
236 00:19:24,888 00:19:26,116 I'll have a decaf latte. I'll have a decaf latte.
237 00:19:24,908 00:19:26,935 Would you pay a dollar to have your fortune told by a dog? Would you pay a dollar to have your fortune told by a dog?
238 00:19:24,988 00:19:27,285 They fired my favorite... Aaron brown. He was comforting. They fired my favorite... Aaron brown. He was comforting.
239 00:19:25,248 00:19:27,115 Hey, Zach. You helping out? Hey, Zach. You helping out?
240 00:19:25,378 00:19:26,346 something less cold. something less cold.
241 00:19:25,427 00:19:27,495 There will be pans of hot grease swooshing around her? There will be pans of hot grease swooshing around her?
242 00:19:25,427 00:19:27,894 people's sexiest man, and they're rarin' to go. people's sexiest man, and they're rarin' to go.
243 00:19:25,497 00:19:26,925 You check in? Check in? You check in? Check in?
244 00:19:25,737 00:19:27,235 Come on, it's a town meeting. Come on, it's a town meeting.
245 00:19:25,787 00:19:28,114 Now she's Augusto pinochet in a pantsuit. Now she's Augusto pinochet in a pantsuit.
246 00:19:26,146 00:19:27,774 Same here. Can he do mocha latte? Same here. Can he do mocha latte?
247 00:19:26,156 00:19:28,893 You wanted contact, a relationship, and now... You wanted contact, a relationship, and now...
248 00:19:26,176 00:19:27,974 We do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. We do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing.
249 00:19:26,266 00:19:27,734 Ow! Ow!
250 00:19:26,266 00:19:27,994 I guess we don't have to cancel it after all. I guess we don't have to cancel it after all.
251 00:19:26,376 00:19:27,704 Okay. Okay.
252 00:19:26,955 00:19:28,323 We don't have diamonds. We don't have diamonds.
253 00:19:26,965 00:19:28,493 The board. The new system? The board. The new system?
254 00:19:26,975 00:19:28,443 A dog? A dog?
255 00:19:27,145 00:19:28,543 Got to keep body and soul together. Got to keep body and soul together.
256 00:19:27,275 00:19:28,942 It's the middle of the night. It's the middle of the night.
257 00:19:27,315 00:19:28,813 Yes, he was. Yes, he was.
258 00:19:27,524 00:19:28,693 If she's in the kitchen, yeah. If she's in the kitchen, yeah.
259 00:19:27,594 00:19:30,201 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
260 00:19:27,744 00:19:29,671 So, what kind of things do you like to do? So, what kind of things do you like to do?
261 00:19:27,774 00:19:31,469 Timmy, do not throw ping-pong balls at me. Timmy, do not throw ping-pong balls at me.
262 00:19:27,814 00:19:29,941 He does a great mocha latte. He does a great mocha latte.
263 00:19:27,894 00:19:28,992 That's not necessary. That's not necessary.
264 00:19:27,924 00:19:31,020 Yeah, Matthew McConaughey always gets me rarin'. Yeah, Matthew McConaughey always gets me rarin'.
265 00:19:28,014 00:19:29,382 Your choice is unorthodox. Your choice is unorthodox.
266 00:19:28,034 00:19:29,871 Thanks, Taylor. Come on, let's get you to bed. Thanks, Taylor. Come on, let's get you to bed.
267 00:19:28,154 00:19:30,221 Yeah, what's up with those pantsuits? Yeah, what's up with those pantsuits?
268 00:19:28,353 00:19:29,721 The doo-wop group doesn't know that. The doo-wop group doesn't know that.
269 00:19:28,473 00:19:30,101 It's for a carnival. It's very cute. It's for a carnival. It's very cute.
270 00:19:28,533 00:19:30,590 This is the best way for me to know where anyone is This is the best way for me to know where anyone is
271 00:19:28,573 00:19:30,141 Well, this is space 18 Well, this is space 18
272 00:19:28,723 00:19:30,151 Well, keep her out of the kitchen Well, keep her out of the kitchen
273 00:19:28,853 00:19:30,151 Mind if I sit? Mind if I sit?
274 00:19:28,923 00:19:30,061 Okay, okay, I hear you. Okay, okay, I hear you.
275 00:19:28,972 00:19:30,840 Sorry, we might miss something. Sorry, we might miss something.
276 00:19:29,032 00:19:32,058 I've already been paid... a lot! I've already been paid... a lot!
277 00:19:29,412 00:19:31,039 That's because I'm not orthodox. That's because I'm not orthodox.
278 00:19:29,711 00:19:31,509 I like morse code. I'm learning that. I like morse code. I'm learning that.
279 00:19:29,751 00:19:31,379 Yeah, by the window is good, Yeah, by the window is good,
280 00:19:29,901 00:19:32,967 I'm gonna fall back to sleep and dream about running Taylor over I'm gonna fall back to sleep and dream about running Taylor over
281 00:19:29,981 00:19:32,088 I'll have a mocha latte. I'll have a mocha latte.
282 00:19:30,091 00:19:31,729 Have her come to the diner tomorrow. Have her come to the diner tomorrow.
283 00:19:30,141 00:19:32,877 A dog that has no experience telling people's fortunes? A dog that has no experience telling people's fortunes?
284 00:19:30,181 00:19:32,248 and that's my booth, so we're a team. and that's my booth, so we're a team.
285 00:19:30,181 00:19:32,378 No, go ahead. No, go ahead.
286 00:19:30,191 00:19:31,619 if there's any grease swooshing. if there's any grease swooshing.
287 00:19:30,231 00:19:34,295 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
288 00:19:30,251 00:19:31,719 We're seriously considering howell Raines-ing her. We're seriously considering howell Raines-ing her.
289 00:19:30,630 00:19:31,928 at any given time. at any given time.
290 00:19:30,870 00:19:32,328 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
291 00:19:31,059 00:19:33,386 And I'm even volunteering to man a booth And I'm even volunteering to man a booth
292 00:19:31,079 00:19:32,477 I'm liberal with a touch of reform I'm liberal with a touch of reform
293 00:19:31,419 00:19:33,486 next to the neon sign that says "come pistol-whip us." next to the neon sign that says "come pistol-whip us."
294 00:19:31,499 00:19:33,166 And do not call me a doo-doo head. And do not call me a doo-doo head.
295 00:19:31,549 00:19:33,486 My mom gave me a putter, so I putt some. My mom gave me a putter, so I putt some.
296 00:19:31,659 00:19:33,656 I mean, that doesn't sound safe for you, either. I mean, that doesn't sound safe for you, either.
297 00:19:31,709 00:19:32,707 [ Bell tolls loudly ] [ Bell tolls loudly ]
298 00:19:31,748 00:19:33,516 You want to force her out? You want to force her out?
299 00:19:31,758 00:19:33,526 You're sure? I'm sure. You're sure? I'm sure.
300 00:19:31,968 00:19:33,606 All the names are on the left. All the names are on the left.
301 00:19:32,278 00:19:33,506 We should get uniforms. We should get uniforms.
302 00:19:32,418 00:19:34,245 [ Exhales ] [ Exhales ]
303 00:19:32,507 00:19:34,045 and a smidgen of zippity-pow. and a smidgen of zippity-pow.
304 00:19:32,737 00:19:34,235 Oh, my god! What is that? Oh, my god! What is that?
305 00:19:32,907 00:19:33,915 I don't know. I don't know.
306 00:19:32,997 00:19:34,854 in that car I was looking at. in that car I was looking at.
307 00:19:33,166 00:19:35,124 [ Sighs ] Fine. [ Sighs ] Fine.
308 00:19:33,196 00:19:34,505 I'm in the middle of something important. I'm in the middle of something important.
309 00:19:33,426 00:19:34,425 at the carnival this year. at the carnival this year.
310 00:19:33,506 00:19:35,803 And I like talking to my Indian friend shamilah in Bangalore And I like talking to my Indian friend shamilah in Bangalore
311 00:19:33,516 00:19:34,914 Fine, I'll hide them. Fine, I'll hide them.
312 00:19:33,546 00:19:35,283 She's out of control. And you have the authority? She's out of control. And you have the authority?
313 00:19:33,546 00:19:35,513 You okay? Yeah, I'm great. You okay? Yeah, I'm great.
314 00:19:33,556 00:19:36,552 I was just over thinking all of this. I'll see her tomorrow. I was just over thinking all of this. I'll see her tomorrow.
315 00:19:33,636 00:19:35,903 Each colored magnet represents an activity. Each colored magnet represents an activity.
316 00:19:33,696 00:19:35,533 I don't even know how much time I can give her. I don't even know how much time I can give her.
317 00:19:33,935 00:19:36,562 Well, you're no help. Well, you're no help.
318 00:19:34,075 00:19:35,343 You're aware that this is the first time You're aware that this is the first time
319 00:19:34,275 00:19:36,142 Is it in the house? It's church bells. Is it in the house? It's church bells.
320 00:19:34,325 00:19:39,328 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
321 00:19:34,455 00:19:36,052 I got a great concept, too. I got a great concept, too.
322 00:19:34,535 00:19:36,162 Where the hell are you, Taylor? Where the hell are you, Taylor?
323 00:19:34,894 00:19:37,021 Is there enough room to put his body in the trunk? Is there enough room to put his body in the trunk?
324 00:19:34,954 00:19:36,751 You know, I see Logan at the paper a few times a week. You know, I see Logan at the paper a few times a week.
325 00:19:35,244 00:19:36,572 Uhh! Sorry. Uhh! Sorry.
326 00:19:35,313 00:19:36,352 We're the board. We're the board.
327 00:19:35,373 00:19:36,342 I'm running the winter carnival? I'm running the winter carnival?
328 00:19:35,373 00:19:36,941 Oh, good... full house. Oh, good... full house.
329 00:19:35,543 00:19:37,440 I lost my girlfriend, my band's broken up, I lost my girlfriend, my band's broken up,
330 00:19:35,553 00:19:37,291 No problem. She's very low-maintenance. No problem. She's very low-maintenance.
331 00:19:35,843 00:19:37,540 over the Internet. over the Internet.
332 00:19:35,933 00:19:38,139 If you're out on assignment, it's a red magnet. If you're out on assignment, it's a red magnet.
333 00:19:36,092 00:19:37,930 What about you? You got anything special planned today? What about you? You got anything special planned today?
334 00:19:36,172 00:19:37,540 How'd the church bells get in the house? How'd the church bells get in the house?
335 00:19:36,202 00:19:38,169 I'm at my sister's in Maine. I'm at my sister's in Maine.
336 00:19:36,372 00:19:37,610 I am aware. I am aware.
337 00:19:36,382 00:19:38,249 And the board has the authority. And the board has the authority.
338 00:19:36,582 00:19:38,179 Okay, she will be there. Okay, she will be there.
339 00:19:36,602 00:19:38,599 Well, just part of our local color. Well, just part of our local color.
340 00:19:36,612 00:19:37,820 [ Chuckles ] Taylor? [ Chuckles ] Taylor?
341 00:19:36,781 00:19:38,379 I can lean on him, make him stop. I can lean on him, make him stop.
342 00:19:36,971 00:19:39,977 Just goes to show how easily manipulated we all are. Just goes to show how easily manipulated we all are.
343 00:19:37,061 00:19:38,858 Now, then, I would recommend Now, then, I would recommend
344 00:19:37,111 00:19:40,915 So... Do you like to hang out here? So... Do you like to hang out here?
345 00:19:37,321 00:19:39,318 Just set her up at a table and she'll be fine. Just set her up at a table and she'll be fine.
346 00:19:37,470 00:19:39,138 my best friend won't speak to me, my best friend won't speak to me,
347 00:19:37,570 00:19:39,507 They're outside. In the yard? They're outside. In the yard?
348 00:19:37,580 00:19:40,376 I wouldn't be much help with any of that. I wouldn't be much help with any of that.
349 00:19:37,640 00:19:39,178 I can't afford to have anything go wrong. I can't afford to have anything go wrong.
350 00:19:37,840 00:19:39,208 Shh! Shh!
351 00:19:37,950 00:19:39,388 Today? No, not today. Today? No, not today.
352 00:19:38,159 00:19:40,186 If you're in the John, it's a blue magnet. If you're in the John, it's a blue magnet.
353 00:19:38,199 00:19:42,493 Anyway, we have never not had a stars hollow winter carnival. Anyway, we have never not had a stars hollow winter carnival.
354 00:19:38,219 00:19:40,216 Good. Thanks. It'll be good. Good. Thanks. It'll be good.
355 00:19:38,279 00:19:40,346 I'm a senior staffer, too. Why wasn't I asked to be here? I'm a senior staffer, too. Why wasn't I asked to be here?
356 00:19:38,419 00:19:39,557 He's going to get the message eventually. He's going to get the message eventually.
357 00:19:38,639 00:19:40,037 He's purple. [ Laughs ] Get it? He's purple. [ Laughs ] Get it?
358 00:19:38,898 00:19:40,965 that we immediately start discussing some details. that we immediately start discussing some details.
359 00:19:39,178 00:19:41,205 and I'm reduced to working as a $5-an-hour carny. and I'm reduced to working as a $5-an-hour carny.
360 00:19:39,208 00:19:42,174 Kirk, I promise this booth will be a big hit. Kirk, I promise this booth will be a big hit.
361 00:19:39,248 00:19:41,245 I thought you were stranded at your sister's. I thought you were stranded at your sister's.
362 00:19:39,358 00:19:42,593 If there's a table, because some of the tables are reserved. If there's a table, because some of the tables are reserved.
363 00:19:39,358 00:19:42,953 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
364 00:19:39,418 00:19:43,711 It's a bunch of the same old, same old errands. It's a bunch of the same old, same old errands.
365 00:19:39,537 00:19:41,335 No, at the church. What time is it? No, at the church. What time is it?
366 00:19:39,587 00:19:41,385 Well, he better get it quick. Well, he better get it quick.
367 00:19:39,997 00:19:42,164 You ring a bell, we drool like dogs. You ring a bell, we drool like dogs.
368 00:19:40,027 00:19:41,694 Man: Business contest... [ Laughte ] Man: Business contest... [ Laughte ]
369 00:19:40,067 00:19:41,694 'Cause local color and he's a color. 'Cause local color and he's a color.
370 00:19:40,226 00:19:41,954 If you're at home, a purple magnet. If you're at home, a purple magnet.
371 00:19:40,246 00:19:42,044 It better be. Bye, Luke. It better be. Bye, Luke.
372 00:19:40,376 00:19:42,074 You're in Paris' pocket. You're in Paris' pocket.
373 00:19:40,406 00:19:42,873 We could bowl or go to a movie We could bowl or go to a movie
374 00:19:40,945 00:19:42,413 The park? No. The park? No.
375 00:19:40,995 00:19:42,264 The sooner, the better is always best. The sooner, the better is always best.
376 00:19:41,235 00:19:42,603 Bob Dylan should write a song about me. Bob Dylan should write a song about me.
377 00:19:41,275 00:19:42,733 Lorelai, please. Lorelai, please.
378 00:19:41,375 00:19:43,582 It's 3:12. It's 3:12.
379 00:19:41,415 00:19:43,682 Between the paper and classes, I'm only home a few hours a day. Between the paper and classes, I'm only home a few hours a day.
380 00:19:41,724 00:19:43,122 Kiddo, is that the TV? Kiddo, is that the TV?
381 00:19:41,734 00:19:42,793 And how about a tour? And how about a tour?
382 00:19:41,994 00:19:44,291 If you're at your desk, it's a green magnet. If you're at your desk, it's a green magnet.
383 00:19:42,084 00:19:43,052 [ Telephone beeps ] [ Telephone beeps ]
384 00:19:42,114 00:19:44,510 I am not in Paris' pocket. You're friends. I am not in Paris' pocket. You're friends.
385 00:19:42,204 00:19:44,041 Just don't drool where we sit. It'll be messy. Just don't drool where we sit. It'll be messy.
386 00:19:42,204 00:19:44,241 It will not embarrass you, okay? I promise. It will not embarrass you, okay? I promise.
387 00:19:42,293 00:19:44,021 Now, then, food. Now, then, food.
388 00:19:42,443 00:19:44,381 Then why are we meeting here? Then why are we meeting here?
389 00:19:42,533 00:19:44,400 It's a 125-year tradition. It's a 125-year tradition.
390 00:19:42,623 00:19:44,490 I've got my regulars, you know? I've got my regulars, you know?
391 00:19:42,643 00:19:43,602 I'm sorry about you and Lane. I'm sorry about you and Lane.
392 00:19:42,773 00:19:43,831 Weird time for line dancing. Weird time for line dancing.
393 00:19:42,833 00:19:44,560 Sure. Sure.
394 00:19:42,903 00:19:45,998 or maybe there's a zoo around somewhere. or maybe there's a zoo around somewhere.
395 00:19:42,992 00:19:45,649 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
396 00:19:43,082 00:19:45,948 Bye. Bye.
397 00:19:43,162 00:19:44,460 April: Yes. April: Yes.
398 00:19:43,602 00:19:45,739 Why are the church bells ringing at 3:12? Why are the church bells ringing at 3:12?
399 00:19:43,612 00:19:44,780 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
400 00:19:43,642 00:19:45,109 Yeah, well... Yeah, well...
401 00:19:43,711 00:19:45,609 I'd rather not spend them in mortal fear. I'd rather not spend them in mortal fear.
402 00:19:43,751 00:19:44,880 Not liking my "hybrid." Not liking my "hybrid."
403 00:19:43,871 00:19:45,539 Fine. Okay, I'm back. Fine. Okay, I'm back.
404 00:19:44,061 00:19:46,997 We'll obviously have the carnival staples... We'll obviously have the carnival staples...
405 00:19:44,071 00:19:45,998 Hey, you guys hear the bells? Hey, you guys hear the bells?
406 00:19:44,271 00:19:45,838 Your promise means nothing. You break them all the time. Your promise means nothing. You break them all the time.
407 00:19:44,331 00:19:46,468 But if they're at their desk, you can just glance over But if they're at their desk, you can just glance over
408 00:19:44,410 00:19:46,378 I thought kids liked parks. I thought kids liked parks.
409 00:19:44,430 00:19:45,629 Is he getting to the point soon? Is he getting to the point soon?
410 00:19:44,490 00:19:45,958 You watching something stupid? You watching something stupid?
411 00:19:44,520 00:19:47,286 They want their tables, so there may not be room. They want their tables, so there may not be room.
412 00:19:44,550 00:19:47,117 Best friends, right? That's what Paris is always saying. Best friends, right? That's what Paris is always saying.
413 00:19:44,600 00:19:46,797 [ Telephone ringing in distance ] [ Telephone ringing in distance ]
414 00:19:44,810 00:19:46,238 Luke, will you marry me? Yes. Luke, will you marry me? Yes.
415 00:19:44,920 00:19:46,018 Coming. Coming.
416 00:19:45,139 00:19:46,737 But you'll get through this rough patch But you'll get through this rough patch
417 00:19:45,579 00:19:48,614 I got lucky last night and caught a plane out of Maine. I got lucky last night and caught a plane out of Maine.
418 00:19:45,649 00:19:46,817 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
419 00:19:45,659 00:19:46,797 Yeah, come on, doo-doo head. Yeah, come on, doo-doo head.
420 00:19:45,689 00:19:48,285 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
421 00:19:45,769 00:19:47,536 I was having a dream, too. I was having a dream, too.
422 00:19:45,868 00:19:47,436 [ Gasps ] I do not. [ Gasps ] I do not.
423 00:19:45,988 00:19:47,686 Yes. You promise? Yes. You promise?
424 00:19:46,028 00:19:48,924 No, we were just on one of our spontaneous 3:00-in-the-morning strolls, No, we were just on one of our spontaneous 3:00-in-the-morning strolls,
425 00:19:46,038 00:19:47,995 How about I just come and hang out at the diner? How about I just come and hang out at the diner?
426 00:19:46,048 00:19:47,886 I'll call you later. I'll call you later.
427 00:19:46,278 00:19:48,045 And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd,
428 00:19:46,408 00:19:49,274 It's 41 degrees out. Not peak park-going season. It's 41 degrees out. Not peak park-going season.
429 00:19:46,498 00:19:48,165 and see that they're at their desk. and see that they're at their desk.
430 00:19:46,767 00:19:48,365 and life will move on. and life will move on.
431 00:19:46,827 00:19:49,194 Fine, let's cut to the chase. Fine, let's cut to the chase.
432 00:19:46,847 00:19:47,716 Paris. Paris.
433 00:19:47,027 00:19:49,663 French dip sandwiches, corn on the cob, French dip sandwiches, corn on the cob,
434 00:19:47,147 00:19:49,503 And you guys live together. It didn't seem appropriate. And you guys live together. It didn't seem appropriate.
435 00:19:47,316 00:19:49,014 She's little. You'll find room. She's little. You'll find room.
436 00:19:47,466 00:19:50,232 1997... you promised to bring me back a souvenir pen and ink set 1997... you promised to bring me back a souvenir pen and ink set
437 00:19:47,566 00:19:50,702 I was shopping for a car and I wanted to see the trunk space I was shopping for a car and I wanted to see the trunk space
438 00:19:47,726 00:19:49,723 Yes. Okay. Yes. Okay.
439 00:19:47,746 00:19:49,383 Yeah? Yeah?
440 00:19:47,816 00:19:50,552 She's starting to go through trash cans. It's creepy. She's starting to go through trash cans. It's creepy.
441 00:19:47,915 00:19:49,184 See what you did here? See what you did here?
442 00:19:48,035 00:19:49,433 What diner? My diner? What diner? My diner?
443 00:19:48,075 00:19:50,272 which is the date of our wedding. which is the date of our wedding.
444 00:19:48,195 00:19:49,433 But I'd have to glance all around. But I'd have to glance all around.
445 00:19:48,325 00:19:53,288 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
446 00:19:48,405 00:19:50,132 Trust me. It's human nature to move on. Trust me. It's human nature to move on.
447 00:19:48,644 00:19:49,943 Even with the rain in Spain? Even with the rain in Spain?
448 00:19:48,964 00:19:51,171 saw everybody in here, and wondered, "hey, what's up?" saw everybody in here, and wondered, "hey, what's up?"
449 00:19:49,054 00:19:52,689 You know, Anna, actually I don't know if tomorrow You know, Anna, actually I don't know if tomorrow
450 00:19:49,214 00:19:50,951 [ Laughs ] Sorry. [ Laughs ] Sorry.
451 00:19:49,224 00:19:52,389 I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend, I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend,
452 00:19:49,304 00:19:50,841 But there's still stuff to do, right? But there's still stuff to do, right?
453 00:19:49,413 00:19:51,910 Man: U.P.S... Got a package for Rory Gilmore. Man: U.P.S... Got a package for Rory Gilmore.
454 00:19:49,463 00:19:50,991 This saves extraneous glancing. This saves extraneous glancing.
455 00:19:49,473 00:19:50,442 Yeah. Yeah.
456 00:19:49,543 00:19:51,470 Okay, let me set the record straight. Okay, let me set the record straight.
457 00:19:49,693 00:19:51,261 apple cider, et cetera. apple cider, et cetera.
458 00:19:49,753 00:19:51,750 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
459 00:19:49,973 00:19:51,111 Will you be serious for second? Will you be serious for second?
460 00:19:50,172 00:19:51,570 What? What what? What? What what?
461 00:19:50,262 00:19:51,820 from your trip to colonial williamsburg. from your trip to colonial williamsburg.
462 00:19:50,302 00:19:51,540 We have to tell each other everything. We have to tell each other everything.
463 00:19:50,472 00:19:51,680 Won't it be boring? Won't it be boring?
464 00:19:50,582 00:19:52,549 That's a privacy violation, for god's sake. That's a privacy violation, for god's sake.
465 00:19:50,731 00:19:53,627 'cause I have a truck and it's convenient to haul things. 'cause I have a truck and it's convenient to haul things.
466 00:19:50,871 00:19:52,309 I mean, we could have a snowball fight. I mean, we could have a snowball fight.
467 00:19:50,981 00:19:52,878 No, wait, I want the one I had already. No, wait, I want the one I had already.
468 00:19:51,021 00:19:52,489 Look, it's not really for people like you. Look, it's not really for people like you.
469 00:19:51,141 00:19:52,279 What's with the sweats? What's with the sweats?
470 00:19:51,201 00:19:52,769 Really? No. Really? No.
471 00:19:51,291 00:19:54,726 Now, we almost ran out of hot chocolate last year, Now, we almost ran out of hot chocolate last year,
472 00:19:51,510 00:19:53,208 I'm devoted to the paper, okay? I'm devoted to the paper, okay?
473 00:19:51,570 00:19:52,938 Agreed. Agreed.
474 00:19:51,600 00:19:53,068 Lane's moved on? Lane's moved on?
475 00:19:51,700 00:19:53,298 No way. Diners fascinate me... No way. Diners fascinate me...
476 00:19:51,790 00:19:52,789 Hello? Hello?
477 00:19:51,870 00:19:53,168 I did? I did?
478 00:19:51,940 00:19:53,268 From? From?
479 00:19:52,309 00:19:54,007 I'm incognito. Don't you see? I'm incognito. Don't you see?
480 00:19:52,339 00:19:55,405 My friend remi got into a snowball fight with a guy once My friend remi got into a snowball fight with a guy once
481 00:19:52,429 00:19:56,294 and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town. and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town.
482 00:19:52,529 00:19:54,296 I know you're dedicated. I know you're dedicated.
483 00:19:52,579 00:19:53,777 What's she looking for? What's she looking for?
484 00:19:52,719 00:19:55,684 is gonna be good at all for anything. is gonna be good at all for anything.
485 00:19:52,799 00:19:54,097 He's cranky at 3:00 in the morning. He's cranky at 3:00 in the morning.
486 00:19:52,819 00:19:54,556 Hi, Anna. It's Luke. Hi, Anna. It's Luke.
487 00:19:52,918 00:19:54,416 Oh, well, okay. Oh, well, okay.
488 00:19:52,968 00:19:54,636 That's the only way this is gonna work. That's the only way this is gonna work.
489 00:19:53,098 00:19:54,736 Have you seen her with someone else? Have you seen her with someone else?
490 00:19:53,198 00:19:55,165 1999... you promised to put in a good word for me 1999... you promised to put in a good word for me
491 00:19:53,238 00:19:55,535 Personal feelings cannot get in the way of things. Personal feelings cannot get in the way of things.
492 00:19:53,308 00:19:54,666 Harry and David. Harry and David.
493 00:19:53,338 00:19:55,974 The hustle, the bustle, the monte cristos. The hustle, the bustle, the monte cristos.
494 00:19:53,667 00:19:54,626 So I wanted to see what the deal with the car was, So I wanted to see what the deal with the car was,
495 00:19:53,817 00:19:55,245 Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
496 00:19:54,037 00:19:55,305 With the carnival coming up, With the carnival coming up,
497 00:19:54,127 00:19:55,285 Any idea what this is about? Any idea what this is about?
498 00:19:54,326 00:19:57,023 I trust you, but I can't appear to be playing favorites. I trust you, but I can't appear to be playing favorites.
499 00:19:54,586 00:19:55,984 Hey there. Hey there.
500 00:19:54,586 00:19:59,279 Luke: Here... Here... Here. Luke: Here... Here... Here.
501 00:19:54,666 00:19:56,064 and the salesman opened it. and the salesman opened it.
502 00:19:54,666 00:19:56,623 I'm going to take hair samples from three men, I'm going to take hair samples from three men,
503 00:19:54,706 00:19:56,403 Great. Fancy fruit. Great. Fancy fruit.
504 00:19:54,756 00:19:57,722 so I would recommend upping the supply by 11%. so I would recommend upping the supply by 11%.
505 00:19:54,766 00:19:57,102 No, I'm just saying people have the ability to move on. No, I'm just saying people have the ability to move on.
506 00:19:55,195 00:19:57,402 at al's pancake world when al had that batter boy opening. at al's pancake world when al had that batter boy opening.
507 00:19:55,275 00:19:56,683 Hi, guys. Hi, guys.
508 00:19:55,325 00:19:56,853 Taylor's not even here yet. Taylor's not even here yet.
509 00:19:55,335 00:19:57,262 this is my huckleberry Finn opportunity this is my huckleberry Finn opportunity
510 00:19:55,435 00:19:57,172 and she got a retina detached. and she got a retina detached.
511 00:19:55,575 00:19:57,542 Paris and I are not best friends. Paris and I are not best friends.
512 00:19:55,714 00:19:57,712 I didn't realize how busy I was. I didn't realize how busy I was.
513 00:19:55,724 00:19:57,961 That's what we got? It's posed, staged. That's what we got? It's posed, staged.
514 00:19:56,004 00:19:56,973 The diner? The diner?
515 00:19:56,014 00:19:58,780 So, she came back with all her fingers and toes. So, she came back with all her fingers and toes.
516 00:19:56,104 00:19:57,672 I asked him how many cubic feet it was I asked him how many cubic feet it was
517 00:19:56,443 00:19:57,512 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
518 00:19:56,673 00:19:58,900 run DNA tests on them, and figure out which one's my father. run DNA tests on them, and figure out which one's my father.
519 00:19:56,713 00:19:57,881 Hey, Rory. Hey, Rory.
520 00:19:56,893 00:19:58,590 Kirk's up there, futzing with something, Kirk's up there, futzing with something,
521 00:19:57,003 00:19:58,470 Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, that'd be fun.
522 00:19:57,052 00:19:58,281 I have a class. I have a class.
523 00:19:57,132 00:19:59,269 Oh, my god, god, god. Oh, my god, god, god.
524 00:19:57,202 00:19:59,040 Well, we'll skip that, then. Well, we'll skip that, then.
525 00:19:57,302 00:19:59,110 to observe things invisibly. to observe things invisibly.
526 00:19:57,432 00:19:59,070 He calls them "batter boys"? He calls them "batter boys"?
527 00:19:57,542 00:19:58,810 Step back from the door Step back from the door
528 00:19:57,572 00:19:59,569 We're friends for the most part, We're friends for the most part,
529 00:19:57,592 00:19:59,389 So, what's this about, Taylor? So, what's this about, Taylor?
530 00:19:57,702 00:20:00,767 and he looked it up in the manual and I was satisfied. and he looked it up in the manual and I was satisfied.
531 00:19:57,751 00:19:59,719 Factor in all the people swooshing Factor in all the people swooshing
532 00:19:57,751 00:19:59,779 [ Inhales ] Timmy! [ Inhales ] Timmy!
533 00:19:57,911 00:19:59,849 Did I interrupt something? Did I interrupt something?
534 00:19:57,991 00:19:59,988 Get another and make it candid. Get another and make it candid.
535 00:19:58,321 00:19:59,878 Orange magnet. Orange magnet.
536 00:19:58,500 00:19:59,729 Can't think of anything else, huh? Can't think of anything else, huh?
537 00:19:58,630 00:20:00,028 but he won't tell us what's going on. but he won't tell us what's going on.
538 00:19:58,820 00:20:00,617 Very successful first outing. Very successful first outing.
539 00:19:58,840 00:20:00,907 and keep your hands where I can see them. and keep your hands where I can see them.
540 00:19:58,930 00:20:01,057 Did you say your father? Did you say your father?
541 00:19:59,070 00:20:01,037 Uh... Uh...
542 00:19:59,100 00:20:01,227 Year 2000... you promised to teach me to swim. Year 2000... you promised to teach me to swim.
543 00:19:59,140 00:20:02,175 You know, I'm not gonna be around forever, Lorelai. You know, I'm not gonna be around forever, Lorelai.
544 00:19:59,299 00:20:00,667 I got to go take a break. I got to go take a break.
545 00:19:59,319 00:20:00,817 This was tea. This was tea.
546 00:19:59,419 00:20:01,526 Maybe it's the lateness of the hour Maybe it's the lateness of the hour
547 00:19:59,609 00:20:02,575 and I'm not immune to being driven crazy by her, believe me. and I'm not immune to being driven crazy by her, believe me.
548 00:19:59,749 00:20:01,217 and the grease swooshing. and the grease swooshing.
549 00:19:59,769 00:20:01,506 I think it'd be great. I think it'd be great.
550 00:19:59,819 00:20:01,786 Put down that rubik's cube. Put down that rubik's cube.
551 00:19:59,878 00:20:01,846 No, no, nothing much. Just hangin'. No, no, nothing much. Just hangin'.
552 00:19:59,918 00:20:02,285 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
553 00:20:00,028 00:20:02,395 Candid? Don't question me. Candid? Don't question me.
554 00:20:00,058 00:20:02,115 Kirk: We're just about ready here, folks. Kirk: We're just about ready here, folks.
555 00:20:00,647 00:20:02,585 Yeah, it was nice. It was real nice. Yeah, it was nice. It was real nice.
556 00:20:00,697 00:20:03,194 Okay. Hope I cheered you up some. Okay. Hope I cheered you up some.
557 00:20:00,797 00:20:03,264 So when he closed the hood, the bells rang. So when he closed the hood, the bells rang.
558 00:20:00,847 00:20:03,284 Now you got a hybrid. That's very in right now. Now you got a hybrid. That's very in right now.
559 00:20:01,067 00:20:04,402 Sorry. I'll think of something better to do next time, okay? Sorry. I'll think of something better to do next time, okay?
560 00:20:01,097 00:20:02,125 I've got a kid. I've got a kid.
561 00:20:01,247 00:20:02,645 Luke, no. No what? Luke, no. No what?
562 00:20:01,266 00:20:02,265 I still don't know how to swim. I still don't know how to swim.
563 00:20:01,536 00:20:04,003 Well, okay, sure. The diner. Well, okay, sure. The diner.
564 00:20:01,556 00:20:03,683 or the computer connection isn't clear. or the computer connection isn't clear.
565 00:20:01,816 00:20:04,941 Timmy, do not throw that rubik's cube at me. Timmy, do not throw that rubik's cube at me.
566 00:20:01,876 00:20:03,513 What's going on? What's going on?
567 00:20:02,155 00:20:03,324 Ready for what? What is this? Ready for what? What is this?
568 00:20:02,165 00:20:04,302 What did Lorelai say? What did Lorelai say?
569 00:20:03,234 00:20:04,632 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
570 00:20:04,662 00:20:05,630 Kirk? Kirk. Kirk? Kirk.
571 00:20:05,660 00:20:06,629 Yes, Lorelai? Yes, Lorelai?
572 00:20:06,659 00:20:08,197 Why are you putting Why are you putting
573 00:20:08,227 00:20:09,325 the exact same booth right next to my booth? the exact same booth right next to my booth?
574 00:20:09,365 00:20:10,793 Well, frankly, I have my doubts Well, frankly, I have my doubts
575 00:20:10,823 00:20:13,759 about your dog's ability to predict the future. about your dog's ability to predict the future.
576 00:20:13,789 00:20:15,726 And in order to satisfy our guests, And in order to satisfy our guests,
577 00:20:15,756 00:20:18,622 I'm hedging our bets by putting the real thing next door I'm hedging our bets by putting the real thing next door
578 00:20:18,652 00:20:20,659 so that no one walks away bamboozled. so that no one walks away bamboozled.
579 00:20:20,689 00:20:22,357 Kirk, there is no real thing. It's all fake. Kirk, there is no real thing. It's all fake.
580 00:20:22,386 00:20:23,555 Those tarot cards are not real. Those tarot cards are not real.
581 00:20:23,585 00:20:25,093 My dog cannot predict the future. My dog cannot predict the future.
582 00:20:25,123 00:20:26,790 So you admit it? I was never hiding it. So you admit it? I was never hiding it.
583 00:20:26,820 00:20:29,087 That's fraud. It's a doggy swami. That's fraud. It's a doggy swami.
584 00:20:29,117 00:20:30,415 My girlfriend says tarot cards are real. My girlfriend says tarot cards are real.
585 00:20:30,455 00:20:32,422 Well, I like your girlfriend, Well, I like your girlfriend,
586 00:20:32,452 00:20:34,250 but the cards are no more real than my dog. but the cards are no more real than my dog.
587 00:20:34,280 00:20:35,717 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
588 00:20:35,747 00:20:37,285 I got to take this, I got to take this,
589 00:20:37,315 00:20:39,183 but I would like it if you would move the... but I would like it if you would move the...
590 00:20:39,213 00:20:40,281 Kirk? Kirk?! Kirk? Kirk?!
591 00:20:40,311 00:20:41,779 Luke: No, it's me. Luke: No, it's me.
592 00:20:41,809 00:20:44,215 No, I know. I just was getting frustrated with kirk. No, I know. I just was getting frustrated with kirk.
593 00:20:44,245 00:20:45,514 What else is new? What else is new?
594 00:20:45,544 00:20:47,710 So, um... So, um...
595 00:20:47,740 00:20:49,578 I was wondering what your time was like today. I was wondering what your time was like today.
596 00:20:49,608 00:20:51,146 My time? My time?
597 00:20:51,176 00:20:53,442 There's something I need to run past you. There's something I need to run past you.
598 00:20:53,472 00:20:54,710 Oh, I have a minute now. Oh, I have a minute now.
599 00:20:54,740 00:20:56,478 I'd like to discuss it in person. I'd like to discuss it in person.
600 00:20:56,508 00:20:58,036 Oh, could it wait till tonight? Oh, could it wait till tonight?
601 00:20:58,076 00:20:59,544 'Cause I have the syrup council in town 'Cause I have the syrup council in town
602 00:20:59,574 00:21:01,471 and they've got a conference and a meal and they've got a conference and a meal
603 00:21:01,501 00:21:03,508 and Josh is out sick and Jamie's out sick and Josh is out sick and Jamie's out sick
604 00:21:03,538 00:21:05,505 and I just barely got away to come here and I just barely got away to come here
605 00:21:05,535 00:21:08,201 and get in an argument with kirk about what's more legitimate... and get in an argument with kirk about what's more legitimate...
606 00:21:08,231 00:21:11,167 Tarot cards or a fortune-telling dog. Tarot cards or a fortune-telling dog.
607 00:21:11,197 00:21:13,264 So you're not coming by the diner? So you're not coming by the diner?
608 00:21:13,304 00:21:15,531 Not today, but I'm totally yours tonight. Is that okay? Not today, but I'm totally yours tonight. Is that okay?
609 00:21:15,571 00:21:17,199 Uh, sure. Uh, sure.
610 00:21:17,228 00:21:19,395 So you definitely won't be coming by the diner today? So you definitely won't be coming by the diner today?
611 00:21:19,435 00:21:21,193 Not today, sorry. Not today, sorry.
612 00:21:21,233 00:21:23,100 No, it's okay. Just if you were coming by, I wanted to know. No, it's okay. Just if you were coming by, I wanted to know.
613 00:21:23,130 00:21:24,728 And now I know you're not. And now I know you're not.
614 00:21:24,758 00:21:28,393 Okay, so give kirk hell and I guess I'll see you tonight. Okay, so give kirk hell and I guess I'll see you tonight.
615 00:21:28,423 00:21:30,460 Okay, see you tonight. Okay, see you tonight.
616 00:21:32,257 00:21:34,055 Hey, Zach, did you see where kirk went? Hey, Zach, did you see where kirk went?
617 00:21:34,094 00:21:35,592 That away. That away.
618 00:21:38,618 00:21:40,226 Wonderful. Wonderful.
619 00:21:40,256 00:21:42,722 Well, keep warm and tell Lane I'll see her later. Well, keep warm and tell Lane I'll see her later.
620 00:21:42,752 00:21:44,689 All right. Bye now. All right. Bye now.
621 00:21:55,514 00:21:57,481 April, get in here. April, get in here.
622 00:21:57,511 00:22:00,048 Bye, now. Bye, now.
623 00:22:00,078 00:22:01,675 What are you doing talking to him? What are you doing talking to him?
624 00:22:01,715 00:22:03,313 He asked about my bike. He asked about my bike.
625 00:22:03,343 00:22:05,110 You don't know him. He could be a strangler. You don't know him. He could be a strangler.
626 00:22:05,150 00:22:06,608 He seemed to know you. He seemed to know you.
627 00:22:06,648 00:22:08,575 Of course. That's Jake. I've known him 15 years. Of course. That's Jake. I've known him 15 years.
628 00:22:08,605 00:22:10,113 You've known a strangler for 15 years? You've known a strangler for 15 years?
629 00:22:10,143 00:22:11,411 He's not a strangler. He's not a strangler.
630 00:22:11,441 00:22:12,580 Then why can't I talk to him? Then why can't I talk to him?
631 00:22:12,610 00:22:14,078 Because you didn't know that. Because you didn't know that.
632 00:22:14,108 00:22:16,374 Don't trust anyone, okay? Anyone. Don't trust anyone, okay? Anyone.
633 00:22:16,404 00:22:18,272 Okay, then I should go lock my bike. Okay, then I should go lock my bike.
634 00:22:18,302 00:22:19,610 No, you don't have to lock it. No, you don't have to lock it.
635 00:22:19,640 00:22:21,337 You just said I can't trust anyone. You just said I can't trust anyone.
636 00:22:21,367 00:22:23,374 You don't have to lock your bike. This is a safe town. You don't have to lock your bike. This is a safe town.
637 00:22:23,404 00:22:24,373 Well, I'm confused. Well, I'm confused.
638 00:22:24,403 00:22:27,668 [ Exhales ] So, here it is. [ Exhales ] So, here it is.
639 00:22:27,698 00:22:28,537 We met here. We met here.
640 00:22:28,567 00:22:30,065 Right, right. Right, right.
641 00:22:30,105 00:22:32,771 So, what do you want to do... Sit and color? So, what do you want to do... Sit and color?
642 00:22:32,801 00:22:34,429 Color? Color?
643 00:22:34,469 00:22:36,396 [ Chuckles ] Wow. [ Chuckles ] Wow.
644 00:22:36,436 00:22:40,101 I haven't colored in six or seven years, I haven't colored in six or seven years,
645 00:22:40,131 00:22:42,627 but that takes me back. Coloring. Wow. but that takes me back. Coloring. Wow.
646 00:22:42,667 00:22:45,263 Okay, so you don't color. Did you bring a book? Okay, so you don't color. Did you bring a book?
647 00:22:45,293 00:22:46,661 I don't really feel like reading. I don't really feel like reading.
648 00:22:46,691 00:22:49,427 Well, I don't really have any toys or anything. Well, I don't really have any toys or anything.
649 00:22:49,457 00:22:52,263 Your salt and pepper shakers look a little low. Your salt and pepper shakers look a little low.
650 00:22:52,293 00:22:54,260 Yes, they are. People salt stuff too much. Yes, they are. People salt stuff too much.
651 00:22:54,290 00:22:55,429 Can I refill them? Can I refill them?
652 00:22:55,459 00:22:56,687 You want to refill the salt shakers? You want to refill the salt shakers?
653 00:22:56,727 00:22:58,484 And the pepper. And possibly the sugar. And the pepper. And possibly the sugar.
654 00:22:58,524 00:22:59,992 We'll see how the salt and pepper goes. We'll see how the salt and pepper goes.
655 00:23:00,022 00:23:02,688 Oh, well, okay. Refill the salt and pepper? Oh, well, okay. Refill the salt and pepper?
656 00:23:02,718 00:23:04,456 Whatever. I'll get the boxes. Whatever. I'll get the boxes.
657 00:23:04,486 00:23:07,182 Great. Great. Great. Great.
658 00:23:07,222 00:23:08,450 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
659 00:23:08,480 00:23:10,388 [ Chuckles nervously ] [ Chuckles nervously ]
660 00:23:12,215 00:23:14,951 Coloring. Coloring.
661 00:23:17,148 00:23:19,315 Liam: Well, it may surprise some of you, Liam: Well, it may surprise some of you,
662 00:23:19,345 00:23:22,750 but that's a syrup derived from a black maple. but that's a syrup derived from a black maple.
663 00:23:22,780 00:23:25,117 Yes, it's sweeter than the first two, Yes, it's sweeter than the first two,
664 00:23:25,147 00:23:28,012 but it's a natural sweetness with a hint of orange. but it's a natural sweetness with a hint of orange.
665 00:23:28,042 00:23:30,279 Very unusual and very good. Very unusual and very good.
666 00:23:30,309 00:23:32,476 Let's move on to number four, shall we? Let's move on to number four, shall we?
667 00:23:32,506 00:23:35,442 And number four is another little surprise. And number four is another little surprise.
668 00:23:35,472 00:23:37,209 Ugh, gives my skin that weird, tingly feel Ugh, gives my skin that weird, tingly feel
669 00:23:37,239 00:23:38,368 like something's bubbling underneath it. like something's bubbling underneath it.
670 00:23:38,408 00:23:40,035 It makes the root of my tongue It makes the root of my tongue
671 00:23:40,075 00:23:42,142 feel like it's retracting back into my throat. feel like it's retracting back into my throat.
672 00:23:42,172 00:23:44,369 What don't they pour it on something... What don't they pour it on something...
673 00:23:44,399 00:23:46,037 A waffle, a pancake? A waffle, a pancake?
674 00:23:46,067 00:23:48,204 So, let's go ahead and taste number four, shall we? So, let's go ahead and taste number four, shall we?
675 00:23:48,234 00:23:49,272 Then we'll talk. Then we'll talk.
676 00:23:49,302 00:23:50,431 Ew! Ew!
677 00:23:50,471 00:23:52,168 Ew, drinking straight syrup! Ew, drinking straight syrup!
678 00:23:52,198 00:23:53,167 You don't have to watch this. You don't have to watch this.
679 00:23:53,197 00:23:55,034 It's hard not to. It's hard not to.
680 00:23:55,064 00:23:58,459 A bit of a tobacco taste to it and a bit of marshmallow. A bit of a tobacco taste to it and a bit of marshmallow.
681 00:23:58,499 00:24:00,267 Oh, good, now I can't smoke a cigar Oh, good, now I can't smoke a cigar
682 00:24:00,297 00:24:01,724 or eat a marshmallow again. or eat a marshmallow again.
683 00:24:01,764 00:24:04,091 How does one discover a talent for this? How does one discover a talent for this?
684 00:24:04,131 00:24:06,228 Remember, for anyone who wants one, Remember, for anyone who wants one,
685 00:24:06,258 00:24:07,726 we have spit buckets. we have spit buckets.
686 00:24:07,756 00:24:09,024 That's it. That's it.
687 00:24:09,064 00:24:10,422 See ya. See ya.
688 00:24:13,188 00:24:15,195 [ Sighs ] Hi. [ Sighs ] Hi.
689 00:24:15,225 00:24:16,993 Hello. Hello.
690 00:24:17,023 00:24:18,491 I was gonna call you, I was gonna call you,
691 00:24:18,521 00:24:21,317 but then I figured you wouldn't take the call. but then I figured you wouldn't take the call.
692 00:24:21,357 00:24:23,523 Yeah, you figured right. Yeah, you figured right.
693 00:24:23,553 00:24:25,351 I just need a minute. I just need a minute.
694 00:24:25,391 00:24:28,017 I can't fathom what a minute of my time is gonna do for you. I can't fathom what a minute of my time is gonna do for you.
695 00:24:28,047 00:24:30,454 Just a minute, please, then I am gone. Just a minute, please, then I am gone.
696 00:24:30,484 00:24:33,150 Okay. Okay.
697 00:24:33,180 00:24:35,287 Look, I know I'm not your favorite person in the world. Look, I know I'm not your favorite person in the world.
698 00:24:35,317 00:24:36,715 No, you're definitely low on the list, No, you're definitely low on the list,
699 00:24:36,745 00:24:39,651 right above the guy who thought up smallpox blankets. right above the guy who thought up smallpox blankets.
700 00:24:39,681 00:24:42,117 In my defense, I think I'm a notch higher than that. In my defense, I think I'm a notch higher than that.
701 00:24:42,147 00:24:44,014 You're not exactly in a position to comment on that, are you? You're not exactly in a position to comment on that, are you?
702 00:24:44,044 00:24:45,582 No. No.
703 00:24:45,612 00:24:47,979 In fact, let's take inventory of all the delightful things In fact, let's take inventory of all the delightful things
704 00:24:48,009 00:24:50,505 that have happened since you waltzed into my daughter's life. that have happened since you waltzed into my daughter's life.
705 00:24:50,545 00:24:52,972 She was arrested, convicted. She's on probation. She was arrested, convicted. She's on probation.
706 00:24:53,012 00:24:55,977 She'll have a criminal record unless we can get it expunged. She'll have a criminal record unless we can get it expunged.
707 00:24:56,007 00:24:58,504 She dropped out of school, moved out of my house. She dropped out of school, moved out of my house.
708 00:24:58,534 00:24:59,702 She didn't speak to me She didn't speak to me
709 00:24:59,742 00:25:01,340 for 5 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days. for 5 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days.
710 00:25:01,370 00:25:03,007 No, wait a minute. No, wait a minute.
711 00:25:03,037 00:25:05,004 Come to think of it, you a my favorite person. Come to think of it, you a my favorite person.
712 00:25:05,034 00:25:08,000 Okay, I can defend myself on one or two of those points. Okay, I can defend myself on one or two of those points.
713 00:25:08,030 00:25:09,338 No, you can't. Why are you here? No, you can't. Why are you here?
714 00:25:09,368 00:25:10,996 I miss her, okay? I miss her, okay?
715 00:25:11,036 00:25:13,033 I made a mistake and I'm trying to rectify it. I made a mistake and I'm trying to rectify it.
716 00:25:13,063 00:25:14,431 Nothing is working. She won't talk to me. Nothing is working. She won't talk to me.
717 00:25:14,461 00:25:16,029 Can you blame her? Can you blame her?
718 00:25:16,069 00:25:19,564 No, I'm doing everything I can... flowers, gifts. No, I'm doing everything I can... flowers, gifts.
719 00:25:19,594 00:25:20,632 All your old standbys, huh? All your old standbys, huh?
720 00:25:20,662 00:25:22,060 Books, coffee cart. Books, coffee cart.
721 00:25:22,100 00:25:24,057 I'm trying to show her how I feel. I'm trying to show her how I feel.
722 00:25:24,097 00:25:26,224 And it sounds like she's trying to show you how she feels. And it sounds like she's trying to show you how she feels.
723 00:25:26,264 00:25:28,521 Look, I figured this was a suicide mission, okay? Look, I figured this was a suicide mission, okay?
724 00:25:28,561 00:25:29,689 It's probably something you and Rory will laugh about It's probably something you and Rory will laugh about
725 00:25:29,729 00:25:31,457 for years to come. for years to come.
726 00:25:31,487 00:25:33,594 But I'm not giving up until I exhaust all my options, But I'm not giving up until I exhaust all my options,
727 00:25:33,624 00:25:35,421 and asking for your help is one of them. and asking for your help is one of them.
728 00:25:35,461 00:25:37,518 Really? Yes. Really? Yes.
729 00:25:37,558 00:25:41,083 You're seriously here to ask for my help with Rory? You're seriously here to ask for my help with Rory?
730 00:25:41,123 00:25:42,351 This is not a joke? This is not a joke?
731 00:25:42,391 00:25:43,650 I'm going for broke here. I'm going for broke here.
732 00:25:43,689 00:25:46,016 Well... Well...
733 00:25:46,056 00:25:48,513 You got moxie, my friend, I'll give you that. You got moxie, my friend, I'll give you that.
734 00:25:48,553 00:25:50,080 I think I get it from my dad. I think I get it from my dad.
735 00:25:50,120 00:25:52,117 I hate your dad. Me too. I hate your dad. Me too.
736 00:25:52,147 00:25:53,945 See? We have things in common, you and me. See? We have things in common, you and me.
737 00:25:53,985 00:25:55,353 Maybe this isn't so crazy. Maybe this isn't so crazy.
738 00:26:07,346 00:26:08,404 Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
739 00:26:08,444 00:26:09,473 Hello there. Hello there.
740 00:26:09,513 00:26:11,140 What are you doing? What are you doing?
741 00:26:11,170 00:26:13,178 Chores. Yeah, I see. Chores. Yeah, I see.
742 00:26:13,207 00:26:14,536 Are you a strangler? No. Are you a strangler? No.
743 00:26:14,576 00:26:15,574 Just checking. Just checking.
744 00:26:15,604 00:26:17,172 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
745 00:26:17,202 00:26:18,500 Rice... that's the key. Prevents clumping. Rice... that's the key. Prevents clumping.
746 00:26:18,540 00:26:19,638 Oh, yeah. I hate clumpy salt. Oh, yeah. I hate clumpy salt.
747 00:26:19,668 00:26:21,036 That's universal. That's universal.
748 00:26:21,066 00:26:23,004 So, who do you belong to... Caesar? So, who do you belong to... Caesar?
749 00:26:23,034 00:26:25,001 Who? You're not Caesar's? Who? You're not Caesar's?
750 00:26:25,041 00:26:26,199 Not according to the lab results. Not according to the lab results.
751 00:26:26,239 00:26:27,437 How'd you land the gig? How'd you land the gig?
752 00:26:27,467 00:26:28,965 My father owns the place. My father owns the place.
753 00:26:29,005 00:26:30,403 The diner, at least. Not sure about the land. The diner, at least. Not sure about the land.
754 00:26:30,433 00:26:32,031 Your father? Your father?
755 00:26:32,071 00:26:34,198 My biological father. Not really sure what to call him. My biological father. Not really sure what to call him.
756 00:26:34,228 00:26:35,995 It's kind of new. Not the biological part. It's kind of new. Not the biological part.
757 00:26:36,035 00:26:37,263 That was years ago. That was years ago.
758 00:26:37,293 00:26:39,001 I wonder if brown rice would work, too. I wonder if brown rice would work, too.
759 00:26:39,031 00:26:40,958 Brown might be more decorative or it might backfire. Brown might be more decorative or it might backfire.
760 00:26:40,998 00:26:43,065 People might think there are bugs in the salt. People might think there are bugs in the salt.
761 00:26:43,095 00:26:44,962 I should put some brown rice in one of the shakers I should put some brown rice in one of the shakers
762 00:26:44,992 00:26:47,329 and use it as a control group against the other ones. and use it as a control group against the other ones.
763 00:26:47,359 00:26:49,556 I thought you couldn't get away. I thought you couldn't get away.
764 00:26:49,596 00:26:50,894 I got away. I got away.
765 00:26:50,924 00:26:52,661 She said she wasn't a strangler. She said she wasn't a strangler.
766 00:26:52,691 00:26:54,319 Uh, you want to go outside? Uh, you want to go outside?
767 00:26:54,359 00:26:55,557 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
768 00:26:57,025 00:26:59,152 April, I'll be right back, okay? April, I'll be right back, okay?
769 00:26:59,192 00:27:00,620 Okay. Okay.
770 00:27:11,115 00:27:12,583 So she's... yeah. So she's... yeah.
771 00:27:12,613 00:27:14,410 Wow. I know. Wow. I know.
772 00:27:14,450 00:27:16,418 That's... My daughter. That's... My daughter.
773 00:27:16,448 00:27:18,315 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
774 00:27:18,345 00:27:20,881 I still have trouble believing it. I still have trouble believing it.
775 00:27:20,911 00:27:22,349 You have a... yeah. You have a... yeah.
776 00:27:22,379 00:27:24,177 Right. What is she... 12? Right. What is she... 12?
777 00:27:24,207 00:27:26,343 Yeah, 12. Yeah, 12.
778 00:27:26,373 00:27:29,010 12 years! This is for sure? 12 years! This is for sure?
779 00:27:29,040 00:27:30,438 It's for sure. It's for sure.
780 00:27:30,478 00:27:32,145 When did you find out? When did you find out?
781 00:27:32,175 00:27:33,873 I just found out. Just? I just found out. Just?
782 00:27:33,903 00:27:36,140 When just? She's in there filling salt shakers. When just? She's in there filling salt shakers.
783 00:27:36,169 00:27:37,538 It doesn't feel that new to me. It doesn't feel that new to me.
784 00:27:37,568 00:27:39,305 [ Exhales ] Two months ago. [ Exhales ] Two months ago.
785 00:27:39,335 00:27:41,132 Two months?! Two months?!
786 00:27:41,172 00:27:43,369 That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me. That's a hell of a long time to go without telling me.
787 00:27:43,399 00:27:45,436 I know. I should've told you. I know. I should've told you.
788 00:27:46,235 00:27:47,603 She's cute. She's cute.
789 00:27:47,633 00:27:50,030 Lorelai, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. Lorelai, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
790 00:27:50,070 00:27:51,368 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
791 00:27:51,398 00:27:53,435 It's all just a blur of stuff happening. It's all just a blur of stuff happening.
792 00:27:53,465 00:27:56,860 She just came into the diner two months ago, no warning, She just came into the diner two months ago, no warning,
793 00:27:56,900 00:27:59,866 talking about a science fair and how I may be her father. talking about a science fair and how I may be her father.
794 00:27:59,896 00:28:02,432 She pulled my hair out and DNA-tested it. She pulled my hair out and DNA-tested it.
795 00:28:02,462 00:28:05,028 Then I wanted to forget the whole thing, Then I wanted to forget the whole thing,
796 00:28:05,058 00:28:07,924 but I went to the fair and found out the truth. but I went to the fair and found out the truth.
797 00:28:07,954 00:28:10,960 We were at the park, and she wanted to come here. We were at the park, and she wanted to come here.
798 00:28:10,990 00:28:14,485 I called you today, wanting a moment to talk about it, I called you today, wanting a moment to talk about it,
799 00:28:14,525 00:28:16,622 but you were busy, and... but you were busy, and...
800 00:28:16,652 00:28:18,519 So I put it off again. So I put it off again.
801 00:28:18,549 00:28:20,417 And here we are. And here we are.
802 00:28:20,457 00:28:22,154 Here we are. Here we are.
803 00:28:22,184 00:28:24,551 [ Sighs ] It's stupid. I'm stupid. [ Sighs ] It's stupid. I'm stupid.
804 00:28:24,581 00:28:29,184 Look, I need to digest this and you have to get back inside, Look, I need to digest this and you have to get back inside,
805 00:28:29,214 00:28:32,879 so I'm just gonna go some place where I can digest this so I'm just gonna go some place where I can digest this
806 00:28:32,919 00:28:34,616 and we'll just talk more later, okay? and we'll just talk more later, okay?
807 00:28:34,646 00:28:36,114 Sure. Whenever you want. Sure. Whenever you want.
808 00:28:36,144 00:28:37,542 Okay. Okay.
809 00:28:37,582 00:28:39,250 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
810 00:28:49,445 00:28:51,303 [ Telephone ringing ] [ Telephone ringing ]
811 00:28:56,635 00:28:58,103 "What's up with the caps," she asked, "What's up with the caps," she asked,
812 00:28:58,133 00:29:00,140 knowing it's probably not good. knowing it's probably not good.
813 00:29:00,170 00:29:02,407 It's Paris. She's having trouble remembering everyone's names. It's Paris. She's having trouble remembering everyone's names.
814 00:29:02,437 00:29:04,035 Or as she puts it, Or as she puts it,
815 00:29:04,064 00:29:06,102 she has more important things to do with her brain. she has more important things to do with her brain.
816 00:29:06,132 00:29:08,099 Plus some of us have confused the issue Plus some of us have confused the issue
817 00:29:08,129 00:29:10,236 by having the same first name... The three Johns, by having the same first name... The three Johns,
818 00:29:10,266 00:29:12,363 the two Marthas... So she's issued numbers. the two Marthas... So she's issued numbers.
819 00:29:12,403 00:29:14,400 Martinet at 3:00. Martinet at 3:00.
820 00:29:14,430 00:29:16,996 Nice job on bienecki map theft article, number 17. Nice job on bienecki map theft article, number 17.
821 00:29:17,026 00:29:18,124 Thanks, Paris. Thanks, Paris.
822 00:29:18,164 00:29:20,132 23 and 80, I need your stuff by 5:00. 23 and 80, I need your stuff by 5:00.
823 00:29:20,162 00:29:22,528 Ah, Rory... new system. Here's your number. Ah, Rory... new system. Here's your number.
824 00:29:22,558 00:29:24,156 Paris, you know me. Paris, you know me.
825 00:29:24,196 00:29:26,123 I don't need a number and I'm the only Rory. I don't need a number and I'm the only Rory.
826 00:29:26,163 00:29:27,461 But you don't want me to play favorites, do you? But you don't want me to play favorites, do you?
827 00:29:27,491 00:29:29,428 So we all have numbers? So we all have numbers?
828 00:29:29,458 00:29:31,525 Including me. I'm number one. Don't need a cap for that. Including me. I'm number one. Don't need a cap for that.
829 00:29:31,555 00:29:33,453 If they can't remember, they shouldn't be here. If they can't remember, they shouldn't be here.
830 00:29:33,493 00:29:34,921 Hey, can we talk in a little more private place? Hey, can we talk in a little more private place?
831 00:29:34,961 00:29:36,918 Sure. Sure.
832 00:29:36,958 00:29:39,125 If you're looking for 1 and 2, we'll be in the hallway. If you're looking for 1 and 2, we'll be in the hallway.
833 00:29:40,852 00:29:43,448 Paris, the atmosphere here, it's getting a little toxic. Paris, the atmosphere here, it's getting a little toxic.
834 00:29:43,488 00:29:45,216 What? Everyone here is very stressed. What? Everyone here is very stressed.
835 00:29:45,256 00:29:46,354 The grease board, the hats. The grease board, the hats.
836 00:29:46,384 00:29:48,012 I haven't heard any complaints. I haven't heard any complaints.
837 00:29:48,052 00:29:49,949 That's because people are afraid to approach you. That's because people are afraid to approach you.
838 00:29:49,979 00:29:51,817 You rewrite everything they do. You don't delegate. You rewrite everything they do. You don't delegate.
839 00:29:51,847 00:29:53,185 That's not true. That's not true.
840 00:29:53,215 00:29:55,312 Look, the staff and I had a little talk yesterday. Look, the staff and I had a little talk yesterday.
841 00:29:55,352 00:29:56,809 It was very impromptu. It was very impromptu.
842 00:29:56,849 00:29:58,547 I won't get into the hairy details, I won't get into the hairy details,
843 00:29:58,577 00:30:01,013 but it would really help but it would really help
844 00:30:01,043 00:30:02,012 if you could relieve some of the pressure. if you could relieve some of the pressure.
845 00:30:02,042 00:30:03,410 They think it's that bad? They think it's that bad?
846 00:30:03,440 00:30:05,208 You've taken away the magnets that indicate You've taken away the magnets that indicate
847 00:30:05,247 00:30:07,275 people are in the bathroom, so now they're afraid to go. people are in the bathroom, so now they're afraid to go.
848 00:30:07,305 00:30:08,942 Well, they were going too much. Well, they were going too much.
849 00:30:08,972 00:30:10,770 People are getting very nervous here. People are getting very nervous here.
850 00:30:12,307 00:30:15,503 Yeah, I see. I'll go talk to them. Yeah, I see. I'll go talk to them.
851 00:30:15,543 00:30:16,901 Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
852 00:30:16,941 00:30:18,169 You're welcome. You're welcome.
853 00:30:19,038 00:30:20,835 [ Clapping ] [ Clapping ]
854 00:30:20,865 00:30:24,131 Where's 73 and 32? Where's 73 and 32?
855 00:30:24,171 00:30:27,336 People, Rory Gilmore has just informed me People, Rory Gilmore has just informed me
856 00:30:27,366 00:30:28,964 of the meeting held behind my back of the meeting held behind my back
857 00:30:29,004 00:30:30,532 concerning my stewardship of the paper. concerning my stewardship of the paper.
858 00:30:30,561 00:30:32,129 Oh, Paris. Oh, Paris.
859 00:30:32,169 00:30:34,865 Am I tough? You're damn right I'm tough. Am I tough? You're damn right I'm tough.
860 00:30:34,895 00:30:38,261 You think it's going to be any easier entering the work force You think it's going to be any easier entering the work force
861 00:30:38,290 00:30:40,328 with every newspaper in the country with every newspaper in the country
862 00:30:40,358 00:30:43,124 cutting back on staff? cutting back on staff?
863 00:30:43,164 00:30:46,029 Also, any chance that you'd attempt the same sort Also, any chance that you'd attempt the same sort
864 00:30:46,059 00:30:48,226 of flaccid coup if I were a man? of flaccid coup if I were a man?
865 00:30:48,256 00:30:49,524 I think not. I think not.
866 00:30:49,554 00:30:51,821 You're trying to howell Raines me? You're trying to howell Raines me?
867 00:30:51,861 00:30:53,988 Well, forget it. Suck it up and get to work! Well, forget it. Suck it up and get to work!
868 00:30:54,018 00:30:56,884 Otherwise there's the door. Otherwise there's the door.
869 00:31:15,078 00:31:16,147 I come bearing gifts. I come bearing gifts.
870 00:31:16,177 00:31:17,914 I have to unlock the door. I have to unlock the door.
871 00:31:17,944 00:31:19,013 You can't say no to these. I know you. You can't say no to these. I know you.
872 00:31:19,043 00:31:20,411 It's biologically impossible. It's biologically impossible.
873 00:31:20,441 00:31:23,276 Oh, yeah? No. Oh, yeah? No.
874 00:31:23,306 00:31:24,914 That seems very cumbersome. That seems very cumbersome.
875 00:31:24,944 00:31:26,172 You get used to it. You get used to it.
876 00:31:26,212 00:31:27,540 You get the coffee cart? You get the coffee cart?
877 00:31:27,570 00:31:29,907 You really think we're gonna chitchat? You really think we're gonna chitchat?
878 00:31:29,937 00:31:31,075 I just wanted to know. I just wanted to know.
879 00:31:31,105 00:31:32,943 Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it.
880 00:31:32,973 00:31:36,038 And the flowers and the books and the candles and the fruit. And the flowers and the books and the candles and the fruit.
881 00:31:36,068 00:31:38,335 What's next on the list... A marching band? What's next on the list... A marching band?
882 00:31:38,365 00:31:40,073 A parrot who says "I'm sorry"? A parrot who says "I'm sorry"?
883 00:31:40,103 00:31:41,131 You have to go. You have to go.
884 00:31:41,171 00:31:42,299 Wait. Wait.
885 00:31:42,339 00:31:43,398 What's that... a subpoena? What's that... a subpoena?
886 00:31:43,438 00:31:44,396 It's a note from your mother. It's a note from your mother.
887 00:31:44,436 00:31:45,934 You're kidding. You're kidding.
888 00:31:45,964 00:31:48,900 Check out the handwriting, dragonfly stationery. Check out the handwriting, dragonfly stationery.
889 00:31:48,930 00:31:51,526 Can we get out of the hallway? Can we get out of the hallway?
890 00:31:51,566 00:31:54,093 [ Kicks door ] [ Kicks door ]
891 00:31:55,531 00:31:57,957 I went to see her at her inn. We talked a little. I went to see her at her inn. We talked a little.
892 00:31:57,997 00:31:59,365 It was a tad humiliating. It was a tad humiliating.
893 00:31:59,395 00:32:01,961 She told me to wait and she came back with this. She told me to wait and she came back with this.
894 00:32:01,991 00:32:03,290 She said to give it to you. She said to give it to you.
895 00:32:03,330 00:32:04,827 What's it say? What's it say?
896 00:32:04,857 00:32:06,455 I was instructed not to read it. I was instructed not to read it.
897 00:32:06,495 00:32:09,461 She even signed the seal on the envelope to make sure. She even signed the seal on the envelope to make sure.
898 00:32:09,491 00:32:11,857 You have no idea what this says? You have no idea what this says?
899 00:32:11,887 00:32:13,385 None. None.
900 00:32:18,049 00:32:19,287 What's it say? What's it say?
901 00:32:19,317 00:32:21,014 Shh. Shh.
902 00:32:21,054 00:32:22,183 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
903 00:32:22,223 00:32:24,050 What's it say? Shh! What's it say? Shh!
904 00:32:24,080 00:32:25,887 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
905 00:32:25,917 00:32:27,745 What does it say? Shh! What does it say? Shh!
906 00:32:27,785 00:32:30,081 Come on, ace, you're laughing. Is that good or bad? Come on, ace, you're laughing. Is that good or bad?
907 00:32:30,111 00:32:32,149 Hmm. Hmm.
908 00:32:32,178 00:32:33,846 Yep. Yep.
909 00:32:33,876 00:32:34,845 Yep. Yep.
910 00:32:34,885 00:32:36,383 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
911 00:32:36,412 00:32:39,278 Just give me some indication whether it's good or bad. Just give me some indication whether it's good or bad.
912 00:32:40,407 00:32:42,074 Okay, fine. Just tell me. Okay, fine. Just tell me.
913 00:32:42,114 00:32:44,112 Is there anything in there about giving me a second chance? Is there anything in there about giving me a second chance?
914 00:32:44,141 00:32:45,839 I'd have to reread it. I'd have to reread it.
915 00:32:45,879 00:32:47,137 Please don't do that, ace, come on. Please don't do that, ace, come on.
916 00:32:47,177 00:32:49,344 Come out with me. Let me make it up to you. Come out with me. Let me make it up to you.
917 00:32:50,942 00:32:52,170 Maybe dinner. Maybe dinner.
918 00:32:52,210 00:32:54,167 When? I'll have to check my schedule. When? I'll have to check my schedule.
919 00:32:54,207 00:32:56,404 Check it. I can't right now. Check it. I can't right now.
920 00:32:56,434 00:32:57,403 So? So?
921 00:32:57,433 00:32:58,771 I'll call you. I'll call you.
922 00:32:58,801 00:32:59,969 Good enough. Good enough. Good enough. Good enough.
923 00:32:59,999 00:33:01,137 Promise you'll call? Promise you'll call?
924 00:33:01,167 00:33:02,865 Leave the doughnuts. Leave the doughnuts.
925 00:33:10,993 00:33:13,200 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
926 00:33:13,230 00:33:14,968 [ Door opens ] Rory: Margaret, I'm home. [ Door opens ] Rory: Margaret, I'm home.
927 00:33:14,998 00:33:16,196 Kitchen. Kitchen.
928 00:33:16,226 00:33:18,393 And I come bearing gifts. Laundry galore. And I come bearing gifts. Laundry galore.
929 00:33:18,423 00:33:21,289 Oh, and I've got some candles and some fancy fruit, too. Oh, and I've got some candles and some fancy fruit, too.
930 00:33:21,329 00:33:23,296 I don't know who Harry and David are, I don't know who Harry and David are,
931 00:33:23,326 00:33:26,122 but they sure do know how to grow a pear. but they sure do know how to grow a pear.
932 00:33:26,162 00:33:27,190 [ Groans ] [ Groans ]
933 00:33:27,220 00:33:29,257 So, your letter... oh, my god. So, your letter... oh, my god.
934 00:33:29,287 00:33:30,955 It was brilliant. It was brilliant.
935 00:33:30,985 00:33:33,152 It has got to be anthologized. It has got to be anthologized.
936 00:33:33,192 00:33:34,290 I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
937 00:33:34,320 00:33:35,988 And he definitely did not read it And he definitely did not read it
938 00:33:36,018 00:33:38,055 because he looked flummoxed... Flummoxed! because he looked flummoxed... Flummoxed!
939 00:33:38,085 00:33:39,423 The whole time I was reading it, The whole time I was reading it,
940 00:33:39,453 00:33:42,089 and I didn't tell him a thing about it. and I didn't tell him a thing about it.
941 00:33:42,119 00:33:44,216 That's what he gets. So, come on. That's what he gets. So, come on.
942 00:33:44,246 00:33:46,213 I want to hear all about his visit with you. I want to hear all about his visit with you.
943 00:33:46,253 00:33:48,250 Mom? Mom?
944 00:33:48,280 00:33:50,747 Luke has a daughter. Luke has a daughter.
945 00:33:50,777 00:33:52,744 And we'll talk about the letter later. And we'll talk about the letter later.
946 00:33:52,784 00:33:55,081 He has a 12-year-old daughter. I met her today. He has a 12-year-old daughter. I met her today.
947 00:33:55,111 00:33:57,976 I didn't formally meet her, but I saw and I talked to her. I didn't formally meet her, but I saw and I talked to her.
948 00:33:58,006 00:34:00,014 He has a daughter with some woman. He has a daughter with some woman.
949 00:34:00,044 00:34:02,081 We didn't get to that... The big who... We didn't get to that... The big who...
950 00:34:02,111 00:34:03,908 But he's known for two months. But he's known for two months.
951 00:34:03,938 00:34:05,276 Two months? A daughter. Two months? A daughter.
952 00:34:05,306 00:34:07,143 What does this say about our relationship? What does this say about our relationship?
953 00:34:07,173 00:34:08,272 What do you mean? What do you mean?
954 00:34:08,302 00:34:10,109 He waited two months to tell me. He waited two months to tell me.
955 00:34:10,139 00:34:11,907 Did he say why he waited? Did he say why he waited?
956 00:34:11,937 00:34:13,874 Yes, he said he was confused, and I get that. Yes, he said he was confused, and I get that.
957 00:34:13,904 00:34:15,472 I mean, I'm confused, but what does it mean I mean, I'm confused, but what does it mean
958 00:34:15,502 00:34:17,239 that he kept a secret like this? that he kept a secret like this?
959 00:34:17,269 00:34:19,306 What does it say about him? What does it say about me? What does it say about him? What does it say about me?
960 00:34:19,336 00:34:21,333 Doesn't he trust me? Why doesn't he trust me? Doesn't he trust me? Why doesn't he trust me?
961 00:34:21,363 00:34:23,430 He trusts you, mom. He's a guy. He trusts you, mom. He's a guy.
962 00:34:23,470 00:34:25,397 Sometimes guys are really dumb. Sometimes guys are really dumb.
963 00:34:25,437 00:34:26,895 She's cute. She is? She's cute. She is?
964 00:34:26,935 00:34:28,902 Yeah, what is it with the next generation? Yeah, what is it with the next generation?
965 00:34:28,932 00:34:30,830 You're all smarter than the rest of us. You're all smarter than the rest of us.
966 00:34:30,860 00:34:32,797 Not necessarily. I'm freaking out. Not necessarily. I'm freaking out.
967 00:34:32,827 00:34:34,465 I don't blame you. What else is he hiding? I don't blame you. What else is he hiding?
968 00:34:34,495 00:34:36,791 I mean, how can you really know that you know somebody? I mean, how can you really know that you know somebody?
969 00:34:36,831 00:34:38,329 I don't think you can. I don't think you can.
970 00:34:38,359 00:34:40,196 Every relationship is just a big, honkin' leap of faith. Every relationship is just a big, honkin' leap of faith.
971 00:34:40,226 00:34:41,355 Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess.
972 00:34:41,395 00:34:43,092 You didn't ask about the mother? You didn't ask about the mother?
973 00:34:43,122 00:34:45,359 I ran off. I couldn't wrap my mind around it. I ran off. I couldn't wrap my mind around it.
974 00:34:45,389 00:34:48,125 Well, Luke must be freaked out double what you're freaked out, Well, Luke must be freaked out double what you're freaked out,
975 00:34:48,155 00:34:49,723 you know... Mr. Responsibility? you know... Mr. Responsibility?
976 00:34:49,753 00:34:51,790 He must've put his baseball cap on backwards. He must've put his baseball cap on backwards.
977 00:34:51,820 00:34:53,418 I'm sure he panicked. I'm sure he panicked.
978 00:34:53,458 00:34:55,085 I'm sure his not telling you I'm sure his not telling you
979 00:34:55,125 00:34:56,883 says nothing about your relationship. says nothing about your relationship.
980 00:34:56,923 00:34:59,149 Maybe this is a cheesy perspective to offer you, Maybe this is a cheesy perspective to offer you,
981 00:34:59,189 00:35:00,887 but Gwen Stefani and Gavin rossdale but Gwen Stefani and Gavin rossdale
982 00:35:00,917 00:35:02,814 went through the same sort of situation. went through the same sort of situation.
983 00:35:02,854 00:35:05,321 He found out he had a kid that he didn't know about, He found out he had a kid that he didn't know about,
984 00:35:05,351 00:35:07,378 but they made it work... As far as I know. but they made it work... As far as I know.
985 00:35:07,418 00:35:09,315 Meaning? If they can, you can. Meaning? If they can, you can.
986 00:35:09,345 00:35:11,043 Really? They're people. Really? They're people.
987 00:35:11,082 00:35:12,381 You're people. You're people.
988 00:35:12,411 00:35:14,308 I mean, you don't sing and neither does Luke. I mean, you don't sing and neither does Luke.
989 00:35:14,348 00:35:16,115 But really, neither do Gwen or Gavin, But really, neither do Gwen or Gavin,
990 00:35:16,145 00:35:17,943 but they're still together... I think. but they're still together... I think.
991 00:35:17,973 00:35:20,279 I haven't read anything to the contrary. I haven't read anything to the contrary.
992 00:35:20,309 00:35:22,446 You and Luke just need to talk some more. You and Luke just need to talk some more.
993 00:35:22,476 00:35:24,673 Maybe I'll tell Luke about Gwen and Gavin. Maybe I'll tell Luke about Gwen and Gavin.
994 00:35:24,713 00:35:25,941 I mean, if there's any people I mean, if there's any people
995 00:35:25,971 00:35:27,669 whose lives Luke would relate to, whose lives Luke would relate to,
996 00:35:27,709 00:35:29,077 it's Gwen and Gavin. it's Gwen and Gavin.
997 00:35:30,705 00:35:32,003 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
998 00:35:32,043 00:35:33,341 [ Carnival music plays ] [ Carnival music plays ]
999 00:35:33,371 00:35:35,767 [ Games beeping ] [ Games beeping ]
1000 00:35:37,834 00:35:40,031 [ Bell ringing ] [ Bell ringing ]
1001 00:35:41,839 00:35:44,135 [ Laughter and applause ] [ Laughter and applause ]
1002 00:35:58,096 00:35:59,124 [ Buzzer ] [ Buzzer ]
1003 00:35:59,164 00:36:00,223 They only cost 50 cents? They only cost 50 cents?
1004 00:36:00,263 00:36:01,760 How lame would it be How lame would it be
1005 00:36:01,790 00:36:03,658 to go to the trouble of counterfeiting? to go to the trouble of counterfeiting?
1006 00:36:03,688 00:36:06,354 No mind games. They're legit. No mind games. They're legit.
1007 00:36:06,394 00:36:07,852 Another crime thwarted. Another crime thwarted.
1008 00:36:07,892 00:36:09,759 Good job, Columbo. Good job, Columbo.
1009 00:36:09,789 00:36:12,056 [ Bell rings ] [ Bell rings ]
1010 00:36:12,086 00:36:13,384 [ German accent ] Guten tag, there. [ German accent ] Guten tag, there.
1011 00:36:13,424 00:36:15,721 I would like... What you call them? I would like... What you call them?
1012 00:36:15,751 00:36:16,849 A hot dog. A hot dog.
1013 00:36:16,889 00:36:18,616 Coming up. Coming up.
1014 00:36:22,082 00:36:23,649 Ja. Ja.
1015 00:36:23,679 00:36:27,344 Oh, und we are having cold weather this year, nein? Oh, und we are having cold weather this year, nein?
1016 00:36:27,384 00:36:29,082 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
1017 00:36:33,216 00:36:35,383 It's a smashing concept. And kirk was doubtful. It's a smashing concept. And kirk was doubtful.
1018 00:36:35,413 00:36:36,781 We've already raked in $18. We've already raked in $18.
1019 00:36:36,811 00:36:37,979 And the night is young. And the night is young.
1020 00:36:38,009 00:36:40,306 Come on, doggy swami, break's over. Come on, doggy swami, break's over.
1021 00:36:40,346 00:36:41,404 He is liking his hat. He is liking his hat.
1022 00:36:41,444 00:36:43,012 Well, it's very flattering. Well, it's very flattering.
1023 00:36:43,042 00:36:44,839 You know, I can man this myself You know, I can man this myself
1024 00:36:44,879 00:36:46,277 if you don't feel like being here. if you don't feel like being here.
1025 00:36:46,307 00:36:47,635 No, it's good for me. No, it's good for me.
1026 00:36:47,675 00:36:49,073 Nothing is a better distraction Nothing is a better distraction
1027 00:36:49,103 00:36:51,070 than a dog in a turban, telling fortunes. than a dog in a turban, telling fortunes.
1028 00:36:51,100 00:36:52,868 It's a cliché for a reason. It's a cliché for a reason.
1029 00:36:52,908 00:36:55,234 Come see the amazing doggy swami. Come see the amazing doggy swami.
1030 00:36:55,274 00:36:57,931 Discover your future... If you dare. Discover your future... If you dare.
1031 00:36:57,970 00:36:59,638 It's silly. And fun. It's silly. And fun.
1032 00:36:59,668 00:37:02,704 And real. Very, very real. And real. Very, very real.
1033 00:37:06,229 00:37:08,026 Want to play? It's only a dollar. Want to play? It's only a dollar.
1034 00:37:08,066 00:37:09,963 Sure. Sure.
1035 00:37:12,060 00:37:13,858 Winner! We have a winner! Winner! We have a winner!
1036 00:37:13,898 00:37:15,196 Really? That's it? Really? That's it?
1037 00:37:15,226 00:37:17,722 That's it. Here's your prize. That's it. Here's your prize.
1038 00:37:17,762 00:37:19,690 "Hell is waiting for you, sinner." "Hell is waiting for you, sinner."
1039 00:37:19,730 00:37:21,357 Enjoy. Enjoy.
1040 00:37:25,062 00:37:28,118 Step up and play "toss the sybarite into the hellfire's." Step up and play "toss the sybarite into the hellfire's."
1041 00:37:28,158 00:37:30,155 Everybody's a winner! Everybody's a winner!
1042 00:37:30,185 00:37:32,851 I'm gonna go take a little walk, check out the competition. I'm gonna go take a little walk, check out the competition.
1043 00:37:32,891 00:37:34,858 Don't let my mother see you play anything too decadent. Don't let my mother see you play anything too decadent.
1044 00:37:34,888 00:37:36,586 I'll be back in a bit. I'll be back in a bit.
1045 00:37:47,850 00:37:49,118 [ French accent ] Ahh! [ French accent ] Ahh!
1046 00:37:49,148 00:37:53,012 Oui! Look at those games. Oui! Look at those games.
1047 00:37:53,042 00:37:56,008 It is so marvelous that I am here to see it. It is so marvelous that I am here to see it.
1048 00:37:56,048 00:37:58,974 What a great country. What a great country.
1049 00:37:59,912 00:38:01,071 J'adore. J'adore.
1050 00:38:01,111 00:38:03,677 Taylor finally flipped his lid. Taylor finally flipped his lid.
1051 00:38:05,075 00:38:07,142 Babette: Yeah, poor morey couldn't make it. Babette: Yeah, poor morey couldn't make it.
1052 00:38:07,172 00:38:09,309 I made him drink 30 bottles of coke last night I made him drink 30 bottles of coke last night
1053 00:38:09,339 00:38:12,075 for the game here, so he's still throwing up. for the game here, so he's still throwing up.
1054 00:38:12,105 00:38:14,701 And then I ended up not using 'em. Shame, huh? And then I ended up not using 'em. Shame, huh?
1055 00:38:14,741 00:38:16,938 But I'll tell him you said "hi." But I'll tell him you said "hi."
1056 00:38:16,968 00:38:18,736 Hey, want to throw some balls? Hey, want to throw some balls?
1057 00:38:18,766 00:38:20,204 Just don't laugh too hard at me. Just don't laugh too hard at me.
1058 00:38:20,233 00:38:22,071 Never, never. Come on up here. Never, never. Come on up here.
1059 00:38:22,101 00:38:23,199 Give me some balls. Give me some balls.
1060 00:38:23,229 00:38:25,037 Fresh balls coming up. Fresh balls coming up.
1061 00:38:31,058 00:38:32,766 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
1062 00:38:33,365 00:38:34,992 Yeah! Yeah!
1063 00:38:35,032 00:38:36,361 Watch it, honey... It could bounce off the back Watch it, honey... It could bounce off the back
1064 00:38:36,390 00:38:38,128 and hit the girls Manning the dime toss. and hit the girls Manning the dime toss.
1065 00:38:38,158 00:38:40,095 There you go. You're getting the hang of it. There you go. You're getting the hang of it.
1066 00:38:40,125 00:38:42,122 Yeah, cute little throw. Yeah, cute little throw.
1067 00:38:42,162 00:38:43,221 Excuse me? Pretty boy says what? Excuse me? Pretty boy says what?
1068 00:38:43,261 00:38:44,319 What? What?
1069 00:38:46,057 00:38:48,254 Jeez, Zach, what's with being all goose gossage? Jeez, Zach, what's with being all goose gossage?
1070 00:38:48,284 00:38:51,988 Zach, those aren't your bottles! Zach, those aren't your bottles!
1071 00:38:52,018 00:38:53,157 Yeah! Yeah!
1072 00:38:53,187 00:38:55,184 Yeah! Welcome to the s.H., bitch! Yeah! Welcome to the s.H., bitch!
1073 00:38:55,224 00:38:56,352 What's your problem? What's your problem?
1074 00:38:56,382 00:38:57,980 I don't got a problem, friend. I don't got a problem, friend.
1075 00:38:58,020 00:38:59,248 I got no more bottles to knock down. I got no more bottles to knock down.
1076 00:38:59,288 00:39:00,786 Who do I give the prize to? Who do I give the prize to?
1077 00:39:00,816 00:39:02,953 Give it to Asian George Clooney over here. Give it to Asian George Clooney over here.
1078 00:39:02,983 00:39:04,251 I'm outtie. I'm outtie.
1079 00:39:04,281 00:39:09,214 So, I-I-I got smurfs and dirty pasta. So, I-I-I got smurfs and dirty pasta.
1080 00:39:10,312 00:39:11,610 What'd you just put in there? What'd you just put in there?
1081 00:39:11,650 00:39:12,779 [ British accent ] Nothing, lady. [ British accent ] Nothing, lady.
1082 00:39:12,809 00:39:14,247 You stuck something in the cider. You stuck something in the cider.
1083 00:39:14,277 00:39:15,345 I did not. I did not.
1084 00:39:15,375 00:39:16,873 [ Normal voice ] Although if I did, [ Normal voice ] Although if I did,
1085 00:39:16,913 00:39:18,780 it would be a thermometer and it might indicate it would be a thermometer and it might indicate
1086 00:39:18,810 00:39:21,177 that you are on the border of under heating your cider. that you are on the border of under heating your cider.
1087 00:39:21,207 00:39:22,345 Get away from me. Gladly! Get away from me. Gladly!
1088 00:39:22,375 00:39:24,242 Now. Right now. Now. Right now.
1089 00:39:26,739 00:39:27,967 Winner! Winner!
1090 00:39:28,007 00:39:30,134 But I missed. Everybody's a winner. But I missed. Everybody's a winner.
1091 00:39:30,174 00:39:32,271 Mrs. Kim, I need a word with you. Mrs. Kim, I need a word with you.
1092 00:39:32,301 00:39:33,899 I'm busy. I'm busy.
1093 00:39:33,939 00:39:35,636 You couldn't wait to put her on the market again. You couldn't wait to put her on the market again.
1094 00:39:35,666 00:39:36,964 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1095 00:39:37,004 00:39:39,001 Who else? Lane! We only broke up a few weeks ago. Who else? Lane! We only broke up a few weeks ago.
1096 00:39:39,031 00:39:40,000 What... You got her engaged already? What... You got her engaged already?
1097 00:39:40,030 00:39:41,068 Engaged to who? Engaged to who?
1098 00:39:41,098 00:39:42,696 To who? To who?
1099 00:39:42,736 00:39:45,302 The Korean Brad Pitt guy there with the Italian loafers The Korean Brad Pitt guy there with the Italian loafers
1100 00:39:45,332 00:39:47,260 and super white teeth... He's hanging all over her. and super white teeth... He's hanging all over her.
1101 00:39:47,300 00:39:50,096 You mean her uncle? Joe... he's her uncle. You mean her uncle? Joe... he's her uncle.
1102 00:39:50,126 00:39:52,133 That can't be her uncle. Uncles are old. That can't be her uncle. Uncles are old.
1103 00:39:52,163 00:39:54,629 My mother had me, waited long time, then had him. My mother had me, waited long time, then had him.
1104 00:39:54,659 00:39:55,927 Joe is my brother. Joe is my brother.
1105 00:39:55,957 00:39:57,994 Whoa, okay. Oops. Whoa, okay. Oops.
1106 00:39:58,024 00:39:59,722 Yes, "oops." Yes, "oops."
1107 00:39:59,762 00:40:02,288 But just to be clear here, she's not hot on her uncle? But just to be clear here, she's not hot on her uncle?
1108 00:40:02,328 00:40:03,986 She's not. Got it. She's not. Got it.
1109 00:40:04,026 00:40:06,153 Well, sorry. Well, sorry.
1110 00:40:06,193 00:40:07,221 Wait! Wait!
1111 00:40:07,251 00:40:08,989 You accuse me of something? You accuse me of something?
1112 00:40:09,019 00:40:10,656 We settle this now. We settle this now.
1113 00:40:10,686 00:40:12,184 All right. All right.
1114 00:40:12,224 00:40:15,020 I am not going to get in your way. I am not going to get in your way.
1115 00:40:15,050 00:40:17,716 Okay. Okay.
1116 00:40:22,120 00:40:23,278 Ready? Ready. Ready? Ready.
1117 00:40:23,318 00:40:26,783 Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel.
1118 00:40:26,813 00:40:28,611 The swami has chosen! The swami has chosen!
1119 00:40:28,651 00:40:30,308 This is exciting. This is exciting.
1120 00:40:30,348 00:40:33,674 "You will sing songs of gemstones." "You will sing songs of gemstones."
1121 00:40:33,714 00:40:35,112 Of gemstones! Of gemstones!
1122 00:40:35,142 00:40:36,779 How do you sing songs of gemstones? How do you sing songs of gemstones?
1123 00:40:36,809 00:40:38,607 I was a little tired when I wrote this one. I was a little tired when I wrote this one.
1124 00:40:38,647 00:40:40,943 You want to pick another one? Swami do-overs are allowed. You want to pick another one? Swami do-overs are allowed.
1125 00:40:40,973 00:40:43,270 No, I'll stick with this one. It's got an air of mystery. No, I'll stick with this one. It's got an air of mystery.
1126 00:40:43,310 00:40:45,607 Hey, Luke, want swami doggy to read your fortune? Hey, Luke, want swami doggy to read your fortune?
1127 00:40:45,637 00:40:46,975 Maybe some other time. Maybe some other time.
1128 00:40:47,005 00:40:49,142 Hey. Can we walk a little bit? Hey. Can we walk a little bit?
1129 00:40:49,172 00:40:51,039 Yeah. Yeah.
1130 00:40:52,707 00:40:54,534 I've got to apologize again. I've got to apologize again.
1131 00:40:54,574 00:40:55,772 I should've told you immediately. I should've told you immediately.
1132 00:40:55,802 00:40:57,530 I was just so confused. I was just so confused.
1133 00:40:57,570 00:40:59,836 It's no excuse, but that's the excuse. It's no excuse, but that's the excuse.
1134 00:40:59,866 00:41:01,065 I know. I get it. I know. I get it.
1135 00:41:01,095 00:41:03,102 Nothing can prepare you for this one. Nothing can prepare you for this one.
1136 00:41:03,132 00:41:05,099 I just didn't know how to tell you. I just didn't know how to tell you.
1137 00:41:05,129 00:41:06,567 I'm bad with things. I'm bad with things.
1138 00:41:06,597 00:41:08,125 No, Luke. No, Luke.
1139 00:41:08,165 00:41:12,758 Listen, it's weird, you know, but we can make it work. Listen, it's weird, you know, but we can make it work.
1140 00:41:12,798 00:41:16,263 I mean, she's there. April is there. I mean, she's there. April is there.
1141 00:41:16,293 00:41:18,760 Luckily you're with a woman who's raised a daughter Luckily you're with a woman who's raised a daughter
1142 00:41:18,790 00:41:20,287 and knows some of the ins and outs. and knows some of the ins and outs.
1143 00:41:20,327 00:41:21,286 I can help. I can help.
1144 00:41:21,326 00:41:23,123 I know you can. I know you can.
1145 00:41:23,153 00:41:26,688 I guess it's just... it's just all so much right now. I guess it's just... it's just all so much right now.
1146 00:41:26,718 00:41:28,655 I've been dizzy for weeks. I've been dizzy for weeks.
1147 00:41:28,685 00:41:30,653 Yeah, I know. It felt like something was up. Yeah, I know. It felt like something was up.
1148 00:41:30,683 00:41:32,250 All too much, you know? All too much, you know?
1149 00:41:32,290 00:41:33,848 What all... everything? What all... everything?
1150 00:41:33,888 00:41:36,055 Well, I've got a kid. She's here... Well, I've got a kid. She's here...
1151 00:41:36,085 00:41:37,653 You know, June 3rd. You know, June 3rd.
1152 00:41:37,683 00:41:39,580 What about June 3rd? What about June 3rd?
1153 00:41:39,620 00:41:41,817 It's just so soon. It's just so soon.
1154 00:41:41,847 00:41:43,185 It's still months away. It's still months away.
1155 00:41:43,215 00:41:44,852 Well, it feels close. Well, it feels close.
1156 00:41:44,882 00:41:47,279 It's everything, you know? It's all piling up. It's everything, you know? It's all piling up.
1157 00:41:47,309 00:41:49,046 It's all happening so fast. It's all happening so fast.
1158 00:41:49,076 00:41:52,611 If it's all happening too fast, we can just postpone. If it's all happening too fast, we can just postpone.
1159 00:41:52,641 00:41:53,910 Postpone the wedding? Postpone the wedding?
1160 00:41:53,940 00:41:56,676 Yeah, I mean, it's not set in stone. Yeah, I mean, it's not set in stone.
1161 00:41:56,706 00:42:00,071 It just happened to work out for a date that soon. It just happened to work out for a date that soon.
1162 00:42:00,111 00:42:02,707 I don't want you going into this all jumbled up, you know? I don't want you going into this all jumbled up, you know?
1163 00:42:02,737 00:42:05,074 And that would be okay with you? And that would be okay with you?
1164 00:42:05,104 00:42:06,741 Sure. Sure.
1165 00:42:06,771 00:42:11,534 Well, that'll help. Yeah, that'll really help. Well, that'll help. Yeah, that'll really help.
1166 00:42:11,574 00:42:14,600 That'll give me time to resolve this other thing. That'll give me time to resolve this other thing.
1167 00:42:14,640 00:42:16,737 Everything will be better later on. Everything will be better later on.
1168 00:42:16,767 00:42:18,734 Well... great. Well... great.
1169 00:42:18,764 00:42:20,532 Then it's a done deal. Then it's a done deal.
1170 00:42:23,927 00:42:25,764 Think it might be a health-code violation, Think it might be a health-code violation,
1171 00:42:25,794 00:42:27,562 kissing this close to the cotton candy booth. kissing this close to the cotton candy booth.
1172 00:42:27,592 00:42:28,860 Meet me back at my place later? Meet me back at my place later?
1173 00:42:28,900 00:42:30,727 Yeah, see you there. Yeah, see you there.