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1 00:11:27,545 00:11:28,806 You don't want to wear white? You don't want to wear white?
2 00:11:27,666 00:11:29,307 We were walking... We were walking...
3 00:11:27,876 00:11:29,777 I mean, I know what you do for a living, I mean, I know what you do for a living,
4 00:11:28,196 00:11:31,198 But make sure you start with, "my mother's very hot." But make sure you start with, "my mother's very hot."
5 00:11:28,846 00:11:30,377 Maybe. I'm not sure. Maybe. I'm not sure.
6 00:11:28,876 00:11:30,978 Oh, now, the hot water in the bathroom... Oh, now, the hot water in the bathroom...
7 00:11:28,946 00:11:31,178 And babette said the last two weeks in April are bad And babette said the last two weeks in April are bad
8 00:11:29,026 00:11:31,098 They're gonna give me community service They're gonna give me community service
9 00:11:29,337 00:11:32,108 Sort of walking, sort of drunk girls in high heels stumbling. Sort of walking, sort of drunk girls in high heels stumbling.
10 00:11:29,377 00:11:31,688 I'm more of a roulette girl myself. I'm more of a roulette girl myself.
11 00:11:29,477 00:11:32,419 When you have guests over, tell them they're a doo-wop group. When you have guests over, tell them they're a doo-wop group.
12 00:11:29,767 00:11:34,440 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
13 00:11:29,817 00:11:31,918 and I know you're a scorpio, and you smell okay, and I know you're a scorpio, and you smell okay,
14 00:11:30,417 00:11:31,888 Of course you're gonna wear white. Of course you're gonna wear white.
15 00:11:31,008 00:11:32,248 Aaahh! Aaahh!
16 00:11:31,128 00:11:33,229 for stealing my community-service vest. for stealing my community-service vest.
17 00:11:31,218 00:11:32,789 because her cat's expecting kittens. because her cat's expecting kittens.
18 00:11:31,228 00:11:33,299 Yes, that won't seem at all disturbing to the doctor. Yes, that won't seem at all disturbing to the doctor.
19 00:11:31,328 00:11:32,869 [ Barking ] [ Barking ]
20 00:11:31,708 00:11:33,379 And we did the whole thing up right. And we did the whole thing up right.
21 00:11:31,918 00:11:33,719 Brides wear white. That's the rule. Brides wear white. That's the rule.
22 00:11:31,948 00:11:34,190 but we've never really connected on a deeper level. but we've never really connected on a deeper level.
23 00:11:32,138 00:11:33,970 Down the street, and we see this guy. Down the street, and we see this guy.
24 00:11:32,278 00:11:33,950 [ Both grunting ] [ Both grunting ]
25 00:11:32,819 00:11:34,320 That little tramp. That little tramp.
26 00:11:32,899 00:11:35,841 Hey, Judas, get back here right now! Hey, Judas, get back here right now!
27 00:11:33,269 00:11:36,081 Hand me the vest. I will deliver it to the state, okay? Hand me the vest. I will deliver it to the state, okay?
28 00:11:33,329 00:11:34,670 I have to get going. I have to get going.
29 00:11:33,419 00:11:35,260 We did the martinis at the Blackjack table. We did the martinis at the Blackjack table.
30 00:11:33,759 00:11:35,360 Y-You have to wear white. Y-You have to wear white.
31 00:11:34,010 00:11:36,051 And, Luke, my hand to god, it's you. And, Luke, my hand to god, it's you.
32 00:11:34,220 00:11:35,791 Get out from behind my counter, kirk. Get out from behind my counter, kirk.
33 00:11:34,320 00:11:36,361 We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home. We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home.
34 00:11:34,360 00:11:36,771 Michel's bad every Saturday from now until February Michel's bad every Saturday from now until February
35 00:11:34,480 00:11:38,522 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
36 00:11:34,700 00:11:36,541 I don't want you to go. You just got here. I don't want you to go. You just got here.
37 00:11:35,280 00:11:37,051 And we pretended I was turning 21 And we pretended I was turning 21
38 00:11:35,390 00:11:37,462 My mother wore white. Her mother wore white. My mother wore white. Her mother wore white.
39 00:11:35,551 00:11:38,122 Aha! You let your guard down, geller, and I did it. Aha! You let your guard down, geller, and I did it.
40 00:11:35,821 00:11:38,492 Well, now it's a definite no. Well, now it's a definite no.
41 00:11:35,871 00:11:39,013 So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding? So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding?
42 00:11:36,081 00:11:37,882 It's totally you. Luke 2.0. It's totally you. Luke 2.0.
43 00:11:36,111 00:11:37,912 What's next on your agenda? What's next on your agenda?
44 00:11:36,391 00:11:37,932 We actually added the chains We actually added the chains
45 00:11:36,571 00:11:38,813 But you're gonna come see me in three days. But you're gonna come see me in three days.
46 00:11:36,791 00:11:38,522 because he signed up for his Booty boot camp again. because he signed up for his Booty boot camp again.
47 00:11:37,091 00:11:38,462 while we were playing 21. while we were playing 21.
48 00:11:37,502 00:11:39,433 Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke!
49 00:11:37,922 00:11:40,123 We came face-to-face with your doppelganger, my friend. We came face-to-face with your doppelganger, my friend.
50 00:11:37,942 00:11:39,843 I'm just gonna head straight over to Paris' apartment. I'm just gonna head straight over to Paris' apartment.
51 00:11:37,962 00:11:39,863 after there were a couple of break-ins on the street, after there were a couple of break-ins on the street,
52 00:11:38,152 00:11:40,223 I got the best of you. I was giving a tour! I got the best of you. I was giving a tour!
53 00:11:38,492 00:11:40,634 And we actually won and bought our 21 items. And we actually won and bought our 21 items.
54 00:11:38,552 00:11:41,184 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
55 00:11:38,562 00:11:41,164 Kirk has no conflicts, but Lulu is going to Florida Kirk has no conflicts, but Lulu is going to Florida
56 00:11:38,843 00:11:41,874 I know, but with our stupid fight, I got cheated this year. I know, but with our stupid fight, I got cheated this year.
57 00:11:39,043 00:11:40,814 Well, it should be legal. Well, it should be legal.
58 00:11:39,473 00:11:41,604 Do you know who I am? Of course I know who you are. Do you know who I am? Of course I know who you are.
59 00:11:39,883 00:11:43,255 I can't believe you're gonna live with Paris again... again. I can't believe you're gonna live with Paris again... again.
60 00:11:39,893 00:11:41,864 but we've never had any trouble. but we've never had any trouble.
61 00:11:40,153 00:11:41,824 So we followed him. Yeah, 'cause we had to. So we followed him. Yeah, 'cause we had to.
62 00:11:40,253 00:11:42,025 Admit your defeat! Never. Rematch. Admit your defeat! Never. Rematch.
63 00:11:40,664 00:11:42,465 Shot glasses, glow-in-the-dark coasters, Shot glasses, glow-in-the-dark coasters,
64 00:11:40,794 00:11:42,295 Oh, my god. Look who's back. Oh, my god. Look who's back.
65 00:11:40,844 00:11:42,485 Good. Okay. And after that? Good. Okay. And after that?
66 00:11:41,204 00:11:45,217 sometime between may 15th and June 1st. sometime between may 15th and June 1st.
67 00:11:41,224 00:11:43,435 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
68 00:11:41,634 00:11:43,465 Who am I, Luke? You're Sookie. Who am I, Luke? You're Sookie.
69 00:11:41,854 00:11:43,786 He went into this nightclub, so we followed him. He went into this nightclub, so we followed him.
70 00:11:41,894 00:11:44,796 We've got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up. We've got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up.
71 00:11:41,914 00:11:44,316 I know. Me too. I know. Me too.
72 00:11:42,065 00:11:43,525 Challenge accepted. Helmets on. Challenge accepted. Helmets on.
73 00:11:42,335 00:11:44,236 Well, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls. Well, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls.
74 00:11:42,495 00:11:43,556 salt and pepper shakers, pasties. salt and pepper shakers, pasties.
75 00:11:42,505 00:11:43,846 After that, I'm out. After that, I'm out.
76 00:11:43,285 00:11:45,327 She's got an empty room, and the price is right. She's got an empty room, and the price is right.
77 00:11:43,455 00:11:47,538 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
78 00:11:43,505 00:11:46,878 No, Luke. I'm not "Sookie." I'm "Sookie b.F.O.T.B." No, Luke. I'm not "Sookie." I'm "Sookie b.F.O.T.B."
79 00:11:43,566 00:11:45,096 What are you doing? What's going on? What are you doing? What's going on?
80 00:11:43,596 00:11:45,227 Oh, and look. Oh, and look.
81 00:11:43,826 00:11:46,167 'Cause we're stalkers obsessed with getting his picture. 'Cause we're stalkers obsessed with getting his picture.
82 00:11:43,876 00:11:46,047 How about a hometown wedding? How about a hometown wedding?
83 00:11:44,266 00:11:46,207 My, how we have missed them. My, how we have missed them.
84 00:11:44,346 00:11:46,557 Okay. Okay.
85 00:11:44,836 00:11:47,008 When we leave, we always keep the radio on... When we leave, we always keep the radio on...
86 00:11:45,137 00:11:46,898 When we moved into the neighborhood, When we moved into the neighborhood,
87 00:11:45,237 00:11:46,878 Who's Lulu? Kirk's girlfriend. Who's Lulu? Kirk's girlfriend.
88 00:11:45,267 00:11:46,828 What's that? 21 guys' phone numbers. What's that? 21 guys' phone numbers.
89 00:11:45,357 00:11:48,128 The housing on campus is taken, so it's that or a cardboard box. The housing on campus is taken, so it's that or a cardboard box.
90 00:11:46,087 00:11:48,789 Town square... Ceremony in the gazebo. Town square... Ceremony in the gazebo.
91 00:11:46,197 00:11:49,139 We follow him through this grungy place. He goes backstage. We follow him through this grungy place. He goes backstage.
92 00:11:46,237 00:11:49,139 I hear they're different now a little sad. A little broke. I hear they're different now a little sad. A little broke.
93 00:11:46,587 00:11:48,629 All right. That's enough affection for you. All right. That's enough affection for you.
94 00:11:46,868 00:11:48,599 I'm pretty proud of how quickly we got them I'm pretty proud of how quickly we got them
95 00:11:46,908 00:11:48,509 We're not moving wedding plans around We're not moving wedding plans around
96 00:11:46,918 00:11:47,988 What? What?
97 00:11:46,938 00:11:49,239 we thought it would be good to take some self-defense classes. we thought it would be good to take some self-defense classes.
98 00:11:47,038 00:11:50,470 Rush limbaugh, so they know we have guns in the house. Rush limbaugh, so they know we have guns in the house.
99 00:11:47,568 00:11:52,581 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
100 00:11:48,018 00:11:49,549 Best friend of the bride. Best friend of the bride.
101 00:11:48,158 00:11:49,960 Okay, but how big a cardboard box? Okay, but how big a cardboard box?
102 00:11:48,549 00:11:50,890 for people whose last names I don't even know. for people whose last names I don't even know.
103 00:11:48,639 00:11:50,610 and also of the fact that no one questioned us and also of the fact that no one questioned us
104 00:11:48,659 00:11:50,230 Paul anka, come say goodbye. Paul anka, come say goodbye.
105 00:11:48,819 00:11:49,789 Gaze-blah. Gaze-blah.
106 00:11:49,169 00:11:50,840 'Cause he's in the biz. 'Cause he's in the biz.
107 00:11:49,179 00:11:50,910 Don't you two believe in jet lag? Don't you two believe in jet lag?
108 00:11:49,269 00:11:50,980 Krav maga... Official self-defense, Krav maga... Official self-defense,
109 00:11:49,589 00:11:52,321 It is my responsibility to help plan this event, It is my responsibility to help plan this event,
110 00:11:49,819 00:11:51,290 Okay. Boring. Okay. Boring.
111 00:11:50,000 00:11:52,301 After I dump my stuff at Paris', I have to hit campus. After I dump my stuff at Paris', I have to hit campus.
112 00:11:50,260 00:11:51,330 I haven't seen him all morning. I haven't seen him all morning.
113 00:11:50,510 00:11:52,771 The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches. The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches.
114 00:11:50,640 00:11:52,341 when we said our names were Wendy and Lisa. when we said our names were Wendy and Lisa.
115 00:11:50,870 00:11:53,011 We sneak behind the curtain, and we track him down. We sneak behind the curtain, and we track him down.
116 00:11:50,920 00:11:53,292 Luke! Who am I? Luke! Who am I?
117 00:11:50,950 00:11:53,552 No way. We're still flying on the Atlantic city buzz. No way. We're still flying on the Atlantic city buzz.
118 00:11:51,010 00:11:52,581 hand-to-hand combat style of Israel. hand-to-hand combat style of Israel.
119 00:11:51,320 00:11:53,892 I got it. How about a church wedding? Maybe. I got it. How about a church wedding? Maybe.
120 00:11:51,360 00:11:53,202 Paul anka! Paul anka!
121 00:11:52,331 00:11:54,202 I have to add two courses to my schedule I have to add two courses to my schedule
122 00:11:52,351 00:11:54,282 to talk through all the details, to talk through all the details,
123 00:11:52,381 00:11:53,682 So, tell me, So, tell me,
124 00:11:52,601 00:11:56,544 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
125 00:11:52,611 00:11:54,512 Oh. Oh.
126 00:11:52,811 00:11:54,612 And there's a motion detector in the hallway, And there's a motion detector in the hallway,
127 00:11:53,041 00:11:54,282 We told him all about you, and then I showed him your picture, We told him all about you, and then I showed him your picture,
128 00:11:53,232 00:11:55,633 Oh, well, I guess he doesn't like you better than me. Oh, well, I guess he doesn't like you better than me.
129 00:11:53,322 00:11:54,953 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
130 00:11:53,582 00:11:55,693 Hey, handsome. Were you bad while I was gone? Hey, handsome. Were you bad while I was gone?
131 00:11:53,712 00:11:55,383 how was Paul anka... The person, not the dog? how was Paul anka... The person, not the dog?
132 00:11:53,932 00:11:56,844 Ooh, a beach wedding, huh? No shoes, Luke can wear shorts. Ooh, a beach wedding, huh? No shoes, Luke can wear shorts.
133 00:11:54,232 00:11:56,904 if I'm gonna make up all the work I've missed this year. if I'm gonna make up all the work I've missed this year.
134 00:11:54,312 00:11:55,813 and he totally freaked out. and he totally freaked out.
135 00:11:54,322 00:11:56,684 to taste the cake and pick the invitations, to taste the cake and pick the invitations,
136 00:11:54,542 00:11:57,114 Krav maga is not about being a tough guy or fighting in a ring. Krav maga is not about being a tough guy or fighting in a ring.
137 00:11:54,652 00:11:56,464 so don't freak out when it goes on at night. so don't freak out when it goes on at night.
138 00:11:54,993 00:11:57,464 Apartment 5 is Mrs. Holiday. She steals mail. Apartment 5 is Mrs. Holiday. She steals mail.
139 00:11:55,413 00:11:57,254 We didn't get to see him. We didn't get to see him.
140 00:11:55,673 00:11:58,405 A fickle pooch. Well, he knows who pours the kibble. A fickle pooch. Well, he knows who pours the kibble.
141 00:11:55,723 00:11:57,794 I was. I went to bed every night at 10:15. I was. I went to bed every night at 10:15.
142 00:11:55,843 00:12:00,676 Luke, I want you to meet Derek mckinney, Luke, I want you to meet Derek mckinney,
143 00:11:56,484 00:11:58,755 Now, over here is our trusty dog... bloodhound. Now, over here is our trusty dog... bloodhound.
144 00:11:56,574 00:11:59,355 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
145 00:11:56,734 00:11:59,335 and to keep you... The fiancé of the bride... and to keep you... The fiancé of the bride...
146 00:11:56,864 00:11:58,235 No. But I want to be with you No. But I want to be with you
147 00:11:56,944 00:11:58,745 You don't have to make up everything right away. You don't have to make up everything right away.
148 00:11:57,154 00:11:58,985 It's about going home alive, no matter what. It's about going home alive, no matter what.
149 00:11:57,284 00:12:00,726 Why not? His show had actually closed a week before we got there. Why not? His show had actually closed a week before we got there.
150 00:11:57,494 00:11:59,495 Apartment 6 is the chili cheese boys. Apartment 6 is the chili cheese boys.
151 00:11:57,824 00:11:59,666 Grandpa, what am I gonna do with you? Grandpa, what am I gonna do with you?
152 00:11:58,265 00:12:00,036 when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke. when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke.
153 00:11:58,445 00:12:00,476 Say goodbye to him for me, and I'll call you tonight. Say goodbye to him for me, and I'll call you tonight.
154 00:11:58,775 00:12:01,307 I do if I want to graduate the same time I would have. I do if I want to graduate the same time I would have.
155 00:11:58,795 00:11:59,926 [ Barking ] [ Barking ]
156 00:11:59,025 00:12:00,256 And it's a rush. And it's a rush.
157 00:11:59,365 00:12:01,607 From having to pretend to be interested From having to pretend to be interested
158 00:11:59,385 00:12:01,647 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
159 00:11:59,525 00:12:01,467 Take the description at face value. Take the description at face value.
160 00:11:59,696 00:12:01,597 Hey, Luke. Hey, Rory. Hey, Luke. Hey, Rory.
161 00:11:59,956 00:12:01,627 Excellent for magazine pushers Excellent for magazine pushers
162 00:12:00,076 00:12:02,277 Okay, no consensus on the locale. Okay, no consensus on the locale.
163 00:12:00,286 00:12:02,297 Pads on. Pads on.
164 00:12:00,506 00:12:01,507 Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.
165 00:12:00,726 00:12:02,127 your twin separated at birth. your twin separated at birth.
166 00:12:00,756 00:12:02,627 So, who'd you end up seeing? So, who'd you end up seeing?
167 00:12:01,347 00:12:04,148 I have tons of books to buy. I have a meeting with the Dean. I have tons of books to buy. I have a meeting with the Dean.
168 00:12:01,497 00:12:04,168 I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 5 and 6 I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 5 and 6
169 00:12:01,547 00:12:02,778 Hey! What? Hey! What?
170 00:12:01,627 00:12:03,968 We, on the other hand, have not been to bed since we left. We, on the other hand, have not been to bed since we left.
171 00:12:01,637 00:12:03,638 in things that he has no interest in. in things that he has no interest in.
172 00:12:01,667 00:12:03,468 and pamphlet bearers of all types. and pamphlet bearers of all types.
173 00:12:01,687 00:12:06,160 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
174 00:12:02,157 00:12:04,128 This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton. This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton.
175 00:12:02,307 00:12:05,109 Let's move on to the dress. Any thoughts? Let's move on to the dress. Any thoughts?
176 00:12:02,327 00:12:04,058 Attack on 3. Attack on 3.
177 00:12:02,657 00:12:04,699 It came down to journey without their original lead singer, It came down to journey without their original lead singer,
178 00:12:02,818 00:12:04,419 He Doe like me better! He Doe like me better!
179 00:12:03,498 00:12:05,459 You've got it all covered. Pretty much. You've got it all covered. Pretty much.
180 00:12:03,678 00:12:05,609 I have an interest. I have an interest.
181 00:12:03,998 00:12:05,639 We did fall over once, though. We did fall over once, though.
182 00:12:04,098 00:12:06,930 1... 2... 1... 2...
183 00:12:04,158 00:12:06,630 You should hear him do "Jolene"... amazing. You should hear him do "Jolene"... amazing.
184 00:12:04,188 00:12:07,190 And, of course, I have a meeting with the school psychologist. And, of course, I have a meeting with the school psychologist.
185 00:12:04,208 00:12:06,150 was enough "it takes a village" for me. was enough "it takes a village" for me.
186 00:12:04,449 00:12:06,750 Oh, you put bacon in your laundry. Oh, you put bacon in your laundry.
187 00:12:04,729 00:12:06,730 inxs without their original lead singer, inxs without their original lead singer,
188 00:12:05,149 00:12:06,390 There should be one. There should be one.
189 00:12:05,499 00:12:07,030 That's our room. That's your room. That's our room. That's your room.
190 00:12:05,639 00:12:07,000 B.f.o.t.b. B.f.o.t.b.
191 00:12:05,669 00:12:07,240 Did you have a good trip? Did you have a good trip?
192 00:12:06,170 00:12:08,171 Here we are... apartment 8.8 is great. Here we are... apartment 8.8 is great.
193 00:12:06,420 00:12:08,521 Okay. Doing great here. Okay. Doing great here.
194 00:12:06,670 00:12:08,271 You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton? You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton?
195 00:12:06,770 00:12:08,781 queen without their original lead singer, queen without their original lead singer,
196 00:12:06,790 00:12:08,991 Paul anka likes me better. Paul anka likes me better. Paul anka likes me better. Paul anka likes me better.
197 00:12:06,970 00:12:10,572 I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff, so I'm just gonna... I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff, so I'm just gonna...
198 00:12:07,050 00:12:09,582 [ Bell dings ] Your Turkey melt is up. [ Bell dings ] Your Turkey melt is up.
199 00:12:07,070 00:12:09,572 They're both the same size, but we have an extra window They're both the same size, but we have an extra window
200 00:12:07,220 00:12:09,992 Back up. I'm sorry. You... a meeting with who? Back up. I'm sorry. You... a meeting with who?
201 00:12:07,270 00:12:09,312 I believe it was the best belated 21st-birthday party I believe it was the best belated 21st-birthday party
202 00:12:07,430 00:12:08,661 mom, I got to go! mom, I got to go!
203 00:12:08,211 00:12:12,053 Okay, now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first... Okay, now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first...
204 00:12:08,301 00:12:11,743 A little less with the makeup, but check out the chins. A little less with the makeup, but check out the chins.
205 00:12:08,551 00:12:10,222 Are you gonna eat that cake? Are you gonna eat that cake?
206 00:12:08,701 00:12:10,913 Hold on. Wait. I'm coming. Hold on. Wait. I'm coming.
207 00:12:08,801 00:12:11,243 the supremes without Diana, the supremes without Diana,
208 00:12:09,021 00:12:11,723 First Tony danza tosses you the corsage, and now this. First Tony danza tosses you the corsage, and now this.
209 00:12:09,342 00:12:11,243 on record. on record.
210 00:12:09,612 00:12:11,983 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him, 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him,
211 00:12:09,622 00:12:11,393 Luke, your Turkey melt's up. Luke, your Turkey melt's up.
212 00:12:10,032 00:12:11,873 I told you about this. No, you did not. I told you about this. No, you did not.
213 00:12:10,252 00:12:12,424 Why, you want it? It's just sitting there. Why, you want it? It's just sitting there.
214 00:12:10,602 00:12:12,414 Ugh! Ugh!
215 00:12:10,933 00:12:12,904 Here's sustenance for the road. Here's sustenance for the road.
216 00:12:11,273 00:12:13,674 and, weirdly, the James brown band without James brown. and, weirdly, the James brown band without James brown.
217 00:12:11,283 00:12:13,114 What's different? No kalua. What's different? No kalua.
218 00:12:11,423 00:12:12,494 Refills? Refills?
219 00:12:11,763 00:12:13,434 Get out here, you. Get out here, you.
220 00:12:11,773 00:12:13,844 I'm gonna get your burgers. I'm gonna get your burgers.
221 00:12:11,903 00:12:14,005 Every student who unexpectedly takes time off Every student who unexpectedly takes time off
222 00:12:12,013 00:12:13,654 so he needs to sleep near glass. so he needs to sleep near glass.
223 00:12:12,083 00:12:13,554 The bottom bolt second... The bottom bolt second...
224 00:12:12,444 00:12:13,644 Steinbeck! Steinbeck! Steinbeck! Steinbeck!
225 00:12:12,454 00:12:14,795 It doesn't look like you're gonna eat it. It doesn't look like you're gonna eat it.
226 00:12:12,524 00:12:14,055 Yes. See, I can make decisions. Yes. See, I can make decisions.
227 00:12:12,934 00:12:15,776 For the very long 30-minute drive back to school? For the very long 30-minute drive back to school?
228 00:12:13,154 00:12:14,885 Oh, right. Which reminds me... Oh, right. Which reminds me...
229 00:12:13,464 00:12:15,666 Yeah. That's right. Avoid my glance there, buddy. Yeah. That's right. Avoid my glance there, buddy.
230 00:12:13,674 00:12:15,415 That's not your safety word. That's not your safety word.
231 00:12:13,684 00:12:15,986 [ Thudding ] Oh, my god! Were those gunshots? [ Thudding ] Oh, my god! Were those gunshots?
232 00:12:13,714 00:12:15,886 But we wound up seeing Tony danza, who was sublime. But we wound up seeing Tony danza, who was sublime.
233 00:12:14,035 00:12:16,966 has to have a one-time meeting with the school psychologist. has to have a one-time meeting with the school psychologist.
234 00:12:14,095 00:12:16,566 What's all this? We are planning a wedding. What's all this? We are planning a wedding.
235 00:12:14,825 00:12:16,096 Oh, my god. You want our table, don't you? Oh, my god. You want our table, don't you?
236 00:12:14,915 00:12:17,627 Sorry about all the drunken late-night phone calls. Sorry about all the drunken late-night phone calls.
237 00:12:15,375 00:12:16,376 He missed us. He missed us.
238 00:12:15,706 00:12:17,407 It's the sugar-on-the-toe thing. It's the sugar-on-the-toe thing.
239 00:12:15,806 00:12:18,177 Thank god. I don't think I would have made it. Thank god. I don't think I would have made it.
240 00:12:15,916 00:12:17,647 Oh, the tap dancing. Oh, the tap dancing.
241 00:12:15,956 00:12:18,457 the top lock third... the top lock third...
242 00:12:16,016 00:12:17,617 No, that was just a car backfiring. No, that was just a car backfiring.
243 00:12:16,136 00:12:17,907 Yeah, we're swamped. Yeah, we're swamped.
244 00:12:16,416 00:12:17,147 Definitely. Definitely.
245 00:12:16,596 00:12:18,738 Oh, super. Well, at least there'll be cake. Oh, super. Well, at least there'll be cake.
246 00:12:17,006 00:12:19,378 You did not tell me this, because I would have remembered You did not tell me this, because I would have remembered
247 00:12:17,437 00:12:19,378 A dog never forgets his first sugar toe. A dog never forgets his first sugar toe.
248 00:12:17,447 00:12:19,088 I know. It's "saroyan." I know. It's "saroyan."
249 00:12:17,657 00:12:19,358 The real gunfire actually sounds fake. The real gunfire actually sounds fake.
250 00:12:17,657 00:12:19,728 What drunken late-night phone calls? What drunken late-night phone calls?
251 00:12:17,687 00:12:20,319 Why "taxi" never utilized his musical-comedy skills Why "taxi" never utilized his musical-comedy skills
252 00:12:17,937 00:12:20,409 I'm your fiancée. That doesn't buy me extra table time? I'm your fiancée. That doesn't buy me extra table time?
253 00:12:18,217 00:12:19,688 Do you have everything? I think so. Do you have everything? I think so.
254 00:12:18,497 00:12:21,239 The bottom lock fourth. The bottom lock fourth.
255 00:12:18,768 00:12:20,799 Well, it's nice that my outlook on life Well, it's nice that my outlook on life
256 00:12:18,848 00:12:21,920 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
257 00:12:19,118 00:12:21,329 You've been practicing behind my back. You've been practicing behind my back.
258 00:12:19,268 00:12:21,439 What in the hell do you think you're doing? What in the hell do you think you're doing?
259 00:12:19,388 00:12:21,559 You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear." You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear."
260 00:12:19,408 00:12:21,409 I thought you had a million things to do today. I thought you had a million things to do today.
261 00:12:19,408 00:12:21,779 if you told me you had to have your head shrunk. if you told me you had to have your head shrunk.
262 00:12:19,718 00:12:21,279 [ Gasps ] Oh, no! [ Gasps ] Oh, no!
263 00:12:19,758 00:12:21,930 Uh, so, um, do you want to hear about Uh, so, um, do you want to hear about
264 00:12:20,359 00:12:21,359 is astonishing. is astonishing.
265 00:12:20,439 00:12:22,400 You've been sitting there for two hours. You've been sitting there for two hours.
266 00:12:20,839 00:12:22,640 is sunnier than a 21-year-old's. is sunnier than a 21-year-old's.
267 00:12:21,269 00:12:23,340 You got to kick the door twice. And that's it. You got to kick the door twice. And that's it.
268 00:12:21,319 00:12:24,491 What? What are you doing? Why do you hate the boxes? What? What are you doing? Why do you hate the boxes?
269 00:12:21,359 00:12:22,990 I love you. I love you.
270 00:12:21,389 00:12:22,790 Sounds great. Sounds great.
271 00:12:21,439 00:12:22,980 Hmm. Suddenly not so sad to see me go, huh? Hmm. Suddenly not so sad to see me go, huh?
272 00:12:21,469 00:12:23,070 I was just getting some coffee. I was just getting some coffee.
273 00:12:21,599 00:12:23,130 Something to look forward to. Something to look forward to.
274 00:12:21,819 00:12:23,821 It's just a formality. It's just a formality.
275 00:12:21,960 00:12:24,071 all the things we can tell you about our trip? all the things we can tell you about our trip?
276 00:12:21,960 00:12:27,033 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
277 00:12:22,440 00:12:24,411 We're planning our wedding. Well, plan at the counter. We're planning our wedding. Well, plan at the counter.
278 00:12:22,670 00:12:24,541 Okay, let's start with something simple... Okay, let's start with something simple...
279 00:12:22,830 00:12:24,671 Oh, and we snagged you a Paul anka t-shirt. Oh, and we snagged you a Paul anka t-shirt.
280 00:12:23,010 00:12:24,951 What? No. Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye. What? No. Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye.
281 00:12:23,100 00:12:24,401 You came behind my counter. You came behind my counter.
282 00:12:23,160 00:12:25,932 Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours. Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours.
283 00:12:23,370 00:12:25,132 Wow, you really have to earn it, huh? Wow, you really have to earn it, huh?
284 00:12:23,591 00:12:25,362 3418.3418. 3418.3418.
285 00:12:23,851 00:12:25,952 They just want to make sure I'm stable and everything's cool. They just want to make sure I'm stable and everything's cool.
286 00:12:24,101 00:12:25,332 I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
287 00:12:24,441 00:12:25,542 I saw Lorelai do it the other day. I saw Lorelai do it the other day.
288 00:12:24,441 00:12:26,843 You want a counter-planned wedding, seriously? You want a counter-planned wedding, seriously?
289 00:12:24,521 00:12:26,262 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
290 00:12:24,571 00:12:25,772 A date for the wedding. A date for the wedding.
291 00:12:24,701 00:12:26,542 Had some left over. Had some left over.
292 00:12:24,981 00:12:26,582 Bye, Paul anka. Bye, Paul anka.
293 00:12:25,172 00:12:27,373 It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary. It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary.
294 00:12:25,372 00:12:27,603 First of all, video poker is my calling. First of all, video poker is my calling.
295 00:12:25,402 00:12:27,433 Did we pass 3418? Did we pass 3418?
296 00:12:25,572 00:12:27,473 Lorelai is my fiancée. Lorelai is my fiancée.
297 00:12:25,812 00:12:27,383 Okay, that does sound simple. Okay, that does sound simple.
298 00:12:25,972 00:12:27,773 I, as you know, haven't slept through the night I, as you know, haven't slept through the night
299 00:12:25,992 00:12:27,933 I can't believe you're going to a therapist. I can't believe you're going to a therapist.
300 00:12:26,292 00:12:29,264 I accidentally forgot to turn in my community-service vest. I accidentally forgot to turn in my community-service vest.
301 00:12:26,572 00:12:27,843 Wear it tonight. Wear it tonight.
302 00:12:26,622 00:12:29,424 If you squint really hard, she kind of looks like me. If you squint really hard, she kind of looks like me.
303 00:12:26,883 00:12:28,984 [ Bell dings ] Coming right up. Forget I said anything. [ Bell dings ] Coming right up. Forget I said anything.
304 00:12:27,063 00:12:30,975 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
305 00:12:27,413 00:12:28,914 Some people have mentioned some conflicts, Some people have mentioned some conflicts,
306 00:12:27,413 00:12:29,584 This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it. This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it.
307 00:12:27,463 00:12:29,034 This is some weak coffee. This is some weak coffee.
308 00:12:27,513 00:12:29,714 Only people you're sleeping with are allowed behind the counter? Only people you're sleeping with are allowed behind the counter?
309 00:12:27,643 00:12:29,915 I think I'm totally gonna dedicate my life to it, I think I'm totally gonna dedicate my life to it,
310 00:12:27,803 00:12:29,534 since the first time I saw "the wizard of oz," since the first time I saw "the wizard of oz,"
311 00:12:27,873 00:12:30,215 Okay. I'm making you burgers. Okay. I'm making you burgers.
312 00:12:27,963 00:12:29,734 They're totally gonna ask you about me. They're totally gonna ask you about me.
313 00:12:28,944 00:12:30,905 and I think we should take those into consideration. and I think we should take those into consideration.
314 00:12:29,024 00:12:30,225 Yeah. Yeah.
315 00:12:29,074 00:12:30,475 Maybe I wrote it down wrong. Maybe I wrote it down wrong.
316 00:12:29,294 00:12:30,495 So? So?
317 00:12:29,454 00:12:30,825 Take off, lady. Take off, lady.
318 00:12:29,574 00:12:31,516 so I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night. so I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night.
319 00:12:29,614 00:12:32,116 Those guys downstairs... They just look deadly. Those guys downstairs... They just look deadly.
320 00:12:29,744 00:12:31,345 Yes. Yes.
321 00:12:29,764 00:12:31,506 They always want to ask about your mother. They always want to ask about your mother.
322 00:12:29,945 00:12:32,786 especially the third machine in the second row of machines especially the third machine in the second row of machines
323 00:12:30,245 00:12:33,217 Wait, wait. You haven't seen the best part yet. Wait, wait. You haven't seen the best part yet.
324 00:12:30,255 00:12:31,786 Hey, that's a pretty dress. Hey, that's a pretty dress.
325 00:12:30,505 00:12:32,476 "Across the street from a butcher." "Across the street from a butcher."
326 00:12:30,535 00:12:32,696 So this vest belongs to the state. So this vest belongs to the state.
327 00:12:30,955 00:12:32,826 Miss Patty is going to be in Baja Miss Patty is going to be in Baja
328 00:12:31,005 00:12:35,318 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
329 00:12:31,385 00:12:33,427 Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke. Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke.
330 00:12:31,526 00:12:33,727 It's okay. Say whatever you want. It's okay. Say whatever you want.
331 00:12:31,546 00:12:34,417 But the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing. But the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing.
332 00:12:31,826 00:12:33,096 Maybe. It's very white. Maybe. It's very white.
333 00:12:32,146 00:12:35,018 Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them. Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them.
334 00:12:32,506 00:12:34,147 Or a "barber." Or a "Barbara." Or a "barber." Or a "Barbara."
335 00:12:32,736 00:12:34,567 I have now stolen state property. I have now stolen state property.
336 00:12:32,816 00:12:34,918 as you hit the entrance of trump Taj Mahal. as you hit the entrance of trump Taj Mahal.
337 00:12:32,856 00:12:34,497 the first two weeks in April. the first two weeks in April.
338 00:12:34,177 00:12:35,978 "Across the street from a Barbara." "Across the street from a Barbara."
339 00:12:36,018 00:12:37,950 Ooh, I wonder if it's a famous Barbara, Ooh, I wonder if it's a famous Barbara,
340 00:12:37,990 00:12:39,350 like Streisand or mandrell. like Streisand or mandrell.
341 00:12:39,390 00:12:40,591 Okay, I give. Okay, I give.
342 00:12:40,621 00:12:42,022 Oh, I think we passed it. Oh, I think we passed it.
343 00:12:42,062 00:12:43,663 This was supposed to be the best place This was supposed to be the best place
344 00:12:43,693 00:12:46,235 to find wedding invitations, and now we've passed it! to find wedding invitations, and now we've passed it!
345 00:12:46,265 00:12:48,266 Since we passed it, it's vanished from the face of the earth, Since we passed it, it's vanished from the face of the earth,
346 00:12:48,306 00:12:49,667 never to be seen again. never to be seen again.
347 00:12:49,707 00:12:51,638 Here. Let me see the paper. Here. Let me see the paper.
348 00:12:51,678 00:12:53,139 Oh, yeah, we passed it. Oh, yeah, we passed it.
349 00:12:53,179 00:12:54,510 Of course we have. Of course we have.
350 00:12:54,540 00:12:56,351 And we're on the wrong side of the street. And we're on the wrong side of the street.
351 00:12:56,381 00:12:58,022 Of course we are. Of course we are.
352 00:12:58,052 00:12:59,953 Ooh! Look, look. Ooh! Look, look.
353 00:12:59,983 00:13:01,154 What? What?
354 00:13:01,194 00:13:02,355 Let's go in. Let's go in.
355 00:13:02,395 00:13:04,326 Why? To look at dresses! Why? To look at dresses!
356 00:13:04,356 00:13:07,268 I don't know what kind of dress I want. I may make my own. I don't know what kind of dress I want. I may make my own.
357 00:13:07,298 00:13:09,139 We can just go in and look around. We can just go in and look around.
358 00:13:09,169 00:13:10,740 They're gonna look at us funny. They're gonna look at us funny.
359 00:13:10,770 00:13:13,472 What are you talking about? ♪ You have the golden ticket What are you talking about? ♪ You have the golden ticket
360 00:13:13,512 00:13:15,043 I do, don't I? I do, don't I?
361 00:13:15,083 00:13:17,444 ♪ You have the golden ticket on your hand ♪ ♪ You have the golden ticket on your hand ♪
362 00:13:17,484 00:13:19,385 you're gonna stop singing when we go inside, right? you're gonna stop singing when we go inside, right?
363 00:13:19,415 00:13:21,127 Otherwise, they really will look at us funny. Otherwise, they really will look at us funny.
364 00:13:21,157 00:13:24,128 Wow. It's a lot of white. Wow. It's a lot of white.
365 00:13:24,158 00:13:27,100 Ooh! Try this on. I dare you. Ooh! Try this on. I dare you.
366 00:13:27,130 00:13:29,072 I think this is the one divine turned down I think this is the one divine turned down
367 00:13:29,102 00:13:30,532 for being too over-the-top. for being too over-the-top.
368 00:13:30,572 00:13:32,304 Are we allowed to touch these? Are we allowed to touch these?
369 00:13:32,344 00:13:34,145 I don't know. Do you see anyone here? I don't know. Do you see anyone here?
370 00:13:34,175 00:13:35,716 Maybe they're in back. Maybe they're in back.
371 00:13:35,746 00:13:39,318 Maybe they've been taken hostage by the tulle. Maybe they've been taken hostage by the tulle.
372 00:13:39,348 00:13:41,459 Where are you going? Where are you going?
373 00:13:41,489 00:13:42,560 What are you doing? What are you doing?
374 00:13:42,590 00:13:43,561 Look. Look.
375 00:13:43,591 00:13:45,332 Pretty. Pretty.
376 00:13:45,362 00:13:48,464 Not pretty. It's perfect. It's the perfect dress. Not pretty. It's perfect. It's the perfect dress.
377 00:13:48,504 00:13:50,135 Really? You think? Really? You think?
378 00:13:50,165 00:13:51,676 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
379 00:13:51,706 00:13:54,237 I just turned around, and there it is... the perfect dress. I just turned around, and there it is... the perfect dress.
380 00:13:54,277 00:13:55,508 It's your size. It's your size.
381 00:13:55,548 00:13:58,380 The perfect dress is my size. That is weird. The perfect dress is my size. That is weird.
382 00:13:58,420 00:13:59,651 Does anyone work here? Does anyone work here?
383 00:13:59,681 00:14:01,592 Hello! Does anyone work here?! Hello! Does anyone work here?!
384 00:14:01,622 00:14:02,753 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
385 00:14:02,793 00:14:04,424 What? It's on sale. What? It's on sale.
386 00:14:04,454 00:14:06,125 It's the perfect dress. It's the perfect dress.
387 00:14:06,165 00:14:08,236 That's it. I'm trying it on. That's it. I'm trying it on.
388 00:14:08,266 00:14:10,567 [ Squeals, giggles ] [ Squeals, giggles ]
389 00:14:10,597 00:14:12,239 Don't get the wrong idea. Don't get the wrong idea.
390 00:14:12,269 00:14:14,670 I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm not looking for anything serious.
391 00:14:18,182 00:14:19,653 Look. Woman come in here. Look. Woman come in here.
392 00:14:19,683 00:14:22,355 Tell me this is full set of 1950s milk glass. Tell me this is full set of 1950s milk glass.
393 00:14:22,385 00:14:25,097 Does she think my mother dropped me on my head when I'm a baby? Does she think my mother dropped me on my head when I'm a baby?
394 00:14:25,127 00:14:27,828 I know nigella Lawson when I see it. I know nigella Lawson when I see it.
395 00:14:27,858 00:14:29,499 I'm going upstairs. I'm going upstairs.
396 00:14:29,529 00:14:30,830 Wait. Talk. Wait. Talk.
397 00:14:30,870 00:14:32,341 How was work? How was work?
398 00:14:32,371 00:14:33,802 I handed people food for 6 1/2 hours. I handed people food for 6 1/2 hours.
399 00:14:33,842 00:14:35,343 It's every little girl's dream. It's every little girl's dream.
400 00:14:35,373 00:14:37,544 I'm making kimchi dumplings tonight. I'm making kimchi dumplings tonight.
401 00:14:37,574 00:14:40,816 I smell like burgers and fries, so I'll have to shower, I smell like burgers and fries, so I'll have to shower,
402 00:14:40,846 00:14:43,488 which means I won't be ready for dinner for at least 45 minutes. which means I won't be ready for dinner for at least 45 minutes.
403 00:14:43,518 00:14:46,630 Fine. I need to make the dumplings. Fine. I need to make the dumplings.
404 00:14:46,660 00:14:48,461 And you might want to put on your Korean television show. And you might want to put on your Korean television show.
405 00:14:48,501 00:14:51,603 I'm gonna listen to music... Music you don't approve of. I'm gonna listen to music... Music you don't approve of.
406 00:14:51,633 00:14:55,406 I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to the music I like when I like, I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to the music I like when I like,
407 00:14:55,446 00:14:57,577 and that's just the way it's gonna be. and that's just the way it's gonna be.
408 00:15:02,390 00:15:03,791 Professor Jillian. Professor Jillian.
409 00:15:03,821 00:15:05,522 Sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry. Sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
410 00:15:05,562 00:15:07,623 That's okay. Don't slow down. I'll catch up. That's okay. Don't slow down. I'll catch up.
411 00:15:07,663 00:15:08,894 Hi. Rory Gilmore. Hi. Rory Gilmore.
412 00:15:08,934 00:15:10,795 Nice to meet you, Rory. And you, really. Nice to meet you, Rory. And you, really.
413 00:15:10,835 00:15:12,866 I'm actually hoping to get a spot in your class. I'm actually hoping to get a spot in your class.
414 00:15:12,906 00:15:14,668 It was full by the time I got my name in, It was full by the time I got my name in,
415 00:15:14,708 00:15:16,178 not that my delay in registering not that my delay in registering
416 00:15:16,209 00:15:17,940 should be taken as lack of enthusiasm. should be taken as lack of enthusiasm.
417 00:15:17,980 00:15:20,951 So, anyhow, I'm really hoping to score a spot in your class. So, anyhow, I'm really hoping to score a spot in your class.
418 00:15:20,982 00:15:22,282 Well, add/drop begins tomorrow. Well, add/drop begins tomorrow.
419 00:15:22,322 00:15:24,184 I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that.
420 00:15:24,224 00:15:26,755 I thought I would start putting in a good word for myself now. I thought I would start putting in a good word for myself now.
421 00:15:26,795 00:15:29,367 So here's the good word... I'm dying to be in your class. So here's the good word... I'm dying to be in your class.
422 00:15:29,397 00:15:31,668 I even bought your book, the one you wrote for the class. I even bought your book, the one you wrote for the class.
423 00:15:31,698 00:15:33,770 I bought it new, not used, so you get full royalty payment. I bought it new, not used, so you get full royalty payment.
424 00:15:33,800 00:15:34,800 Well, thank you. Well, thank you.
425 00:15:34,840 00:15:36,611 I want to be in your class. I want to be in your class.
426 00:15:36,641 00:15:37,812 I can't make you any promises, I can't make you any promises,
427 00:15:37,842 00:15:39,583 but I appreciate your enthusiasm. but I appreciate your enthusiasm.
428 00:15:39,613 00:15:42,255 And I get full royalties whether you buy the book new or used. And I get full royalties whether you buy the book new or used.
429 00:15:42,285 00:15:43,786 See how much I've learned already? See how much I've learned already?
430 00:15:43,816 00:15:45,787 Goodbye, Rory. I will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, Rory. I will see you tomorrow.
431 00:15:52,731 00:15:54,933 I knew you'd have to hit the coffee cart eventually. I knew you'd have to hit the coffee cart eventually.
432 00:16:02,447 00:16:04,449 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
433 00:16:08,992 00:16:11,303 Well, we're done. We're done with what? Well, we're done. We're done with what?
434 00:16:11,333 00:16:13,504 With the wedding preparations. We're all done. With the wedding preparations. We're all done.
435 00:16:13,534 00:16:15,005 What? What?
436 00:16:15,035 00:16:17,337 I just dropped off a deposit check to the caterer, I just dropped off a deposit check to the caterer,
437 00:16:17,377 00:16:19,278 and I brought you some duck-sausage rolls, by the way. and I brought you some duck-sausage rolls, by the way.
438 00:16:19,308 00:16:20,909 Duck-sausage rolls. Duck-sausage rolls.
439 00:16:20,949 00:16:22,980 They sounded weird to me, too, but they're incredible. They sounded weird to me, too, but they're incredible.
440 00:16:23,020 00:16:24,581 I don't understand. How did this happen? I don't understand. How did this happen?
441 00:16:24,621 00:16:26,292 This morning, you didn't know This morning, you didn't know
442 00:16:26,322 00:16:28,364 whether you were gonna wear a white dress or not. whether you were gonna wear a white dress or not.
443 00:16:28,394 00:16:30,825 But then Sookie and went to check out these invitations, But then Sookie and went to check out these invitations,
444 00:16:30,865 00:16:33,467 and right next door, there was this little bridal shop. and right next door, there was this little bridal shop.
445 00:16:33,497 00:16:36,609 And we thought, "we'll just go in, look around, no big deal." And we thought, "we'll just go in, look around, no big deal."
446 00:16:36,639 00:16:37,770 Just girl fun, right? Just girl fun, right?
447 00:16:37,810 00:16:39,881 And I went in, and I turned around, And I went in, and I turned around,
448 00:16:39,911 00:16:42,082 and there it was... The perfect dress. and there it was... The perfect dress.
449 00:16:42,112 00:16:44,784 The bodice is this blush-colored silk tulle, The bodice is this blush-colored silk tulle,
450 00:16:44,814 00:16:46,625 and it has all these little crystal beads on it. and it has all these little crystal beads on it.
451 00:16:46,655 00:16:50,097 The skirt is a blush silk tulle with a blush silk/satin lining, The skirt is a blush silk tulle with a blush silk/satin lining,
452 00:16:50,127 00:16:52,068 and the back goes into a train. and the back goes into a train.
453 00:16:52,098 00:16:55,871 And, oh, it has a cream, satin sash, And, oh, it has a cream, satin sash,
454 00:16:55,901 00:16:57,602 so you get a little white in there, so you get a little white in there,
455 00:16:57,642 00:16:58,773 which I know is very important to you. which I know is very important to you.
456 00:16:58,813 00:17:00,114 I tried it on, and it fit me perfectly, I tried it on, and it fit me perfectly,
457 00:17:00,144 00:17:02,385 and it was on sale, and so I bought it. and it was on sale, and so I bought it.
458 00:17:02,415 00:17:03,986 And from the minute I bought the dress, And from the minute I bought the dress,
459 00:17:04,016 00:17:05,917 everything else fell into place. everything else fell into place.
460 00:17:05,957 00:17:07,858 What does that mean? What does that mean?
461 00:17:07,888 00:17:09,389 Well, the dress is strapless, so, hello, summer wedding. Well, the dress is strapless, so, hello, summer wedding.
462 00:17:09,429 00:17:12,361 And summer means daisies, so flower choice done. And summer means daisies, so flower choice done.
463 00:17:12,401 00:17:14,032 And we went into the stationery store, And we went into the stationery store,
464 00:17:14,062 00:17:16,134 and there was the perfect Daisy invitations, and there was the perfect Daisy invitations,
465 00:17:16,174 00:17:17,935 which I know sounds a little girly, which I know sounds a little girly,
466 00:17:17,975 00:17:20,576 but, seriously, there are no macho wedding invitations, but, seriously, there are no macho wedding invitations,
467 00:17:20,606 00:17:22,147 so please just give me this one, okay? so please just give me this one, okay?
468 00:17:22,177 00:17:23,878 Okay. Okay.
469 00:17:23,918 00:17:26,550 So I bought the invitations. The place is running a special. So I bought the invitations. The place is running a special.
470 00:17:26,590 00:17:28,561 They print the invites and mail them for you They print the invites and mail them for you
471 00:17:28,591 00:17:30,493 and handle the rsvp list, so that's done. and handle the rsvp list, so that's done.
472 00:17:30,523 00:17:31,863 Then we go to get some coffee, Then we go to get some coffee,
473 00:17:31,893 00:17:33,695 and in the window of the coffee shop, and in the window of the coffee shop,
474 00:17:33,735 00:17:36,166 there is a picture of a beautiful Rose-covered church. there is a picture of a beautiful Rose-covered church.
475 00:17:36,206 00:17:38,938 I thought, "gee, that's pretty. I wonder where that is." I thought, "gee, that's pretty. I wonder where that is."
476 00:17:38,978 00:17:40,139 And do you know where it is? And do you know where it is?
477 00:17:40,179 00:17:41,649 No. No.
478 00:17:41,680 00:17:43,511 Right around the corner from the coffee shop. Right around the corner from the coffee shop.
479 00:17:43,551 00:17:45,012 So we went in and talked to pastor Todd. So we went in and talked to pastor Todd.
480 00:17:45,052 00:17:46,623 Pastor Todd? Pastor Todd?
481 00:17:46,653 00:17:48,624 And out back, there's a separate function hall And out back, there's a separate function hall
482 00:17:48,654 00:17:51,926 with these floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open out. with these floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open out.
483 00:17:51,966 00:17:54,528 And behind the hall is this old carrousel. And behind the hall is this old carrousel.
484 00:17:54,568 00:17:55,668 A carrousel? A carrousel?
485 00:17:55,698 00:17:57,139 From 1850. From 1850.
486 00:17:57,169 00:17:59,210 And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd,
487 00:17:59,240 00:18:01,012 which, by the way, is the date of our wedding. which, by the way, is the date of our wedding.
488 00:18:01,042 00:18:02,513 June 3rd? June 3rd?
489 00:18:02,543 00:18:05,044 Yes. Which is also miraculously a date Yes. Which is also miraculously a date
490 00:18:05,084 00:18:07,586 that no one in stars hollow has a conflict with, that no one in stars hollow has a conflict with,
491 00:18:07,616 00:18:09,087 and the pastor was running a special. and the pastor was running a special.
492 00:18:09,127 00:18:11,188 A special? Yeah. I rented the church. A special? Yeah. I rented the church.
493 00:18:11,228 00:18:13,059 And he gave me the hall for half price, And he gave me the hall for half price,
494 00:18:13,099 00:18:15,531 and he threw in the use of the carrousel for nothing. and he threw in the use of the carrousel for nothing.
495 00:18:15,571 00:18:18,102 And his sister runs a catering company, and Sookie blessed it, And his sister runs a catering company, and Sookie blessed it,
496 00:18:18,132 00:18:20,043 and so basically that's it... We're done. and so basically that's it... We're done.
497 00:18:20,074 00:18:22,915 It was so weird how this happened. It was so weird how this happened.
498 00:18:22,945 00:18:24,546 It's like the dress was a sign or something. It's like the dress was a sign or something.
499 00:18:24,576 00:18:25,917 There are no signs. There are no signs.
500 00:18:25,947 00:18:28,659 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It started snowing. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It started snowing.
501 00:18:28,689 00:18:31,761 It started snowing right as I started talking about signs. It started snowing right as I started talking about signs.
502 00:18:31,791 00:18:33,732 That, my friend, is a sign. That, my friend, is a sign.
503 00:18:33,762 00:18:35,933 That is not a sign. That is weather. That is not a sign. That is weather.
504 00:18:35,963 00:18:39,175 No, this is more than weather. This is fate. No, this is more than weather. This is fate.
505 00:18:39,205 00:18:41,507 June 3rd, huh? June 3rd, huh?
506 00:18:41,547 00:18:42,808 That's soon. I know. That's soon. I know.
507 00:18:42,848 00:18:44,209 It's less than five months away. It's less than five months away.
508 00:18:44,249 00:18:45,650 I know. I know.
509 00:18:45,680 00:18:47,251 [ Giggles ] [ Giggles ]
510 00:18:47,281 00:18:50,993 I better get this back home before the snow gets any worse. I better get this back home before the snow gets any worse.
511 00:18:51,023 00:18:52,864 Oh, and I picked out your tuxedo. Oh, and I picked out your tuxedo.
512 00:18:52,894 00:18:55,025 You can stop by the place anytime you want. You can stop by the place anytime you want.
513 00:18:55,065 00:18:57,867 They were running a special, so the alterations are free. They were running a special, so the alterations are free.
514 00:19:08,084 00:19:11,696 City beat... Martha billings. Editorials... Peter Brooke. City beat... Martha billings. Editorials... Peter Brooke.
515 00:19:11,726 00:19:13,197 Sports... Russ tamblen. Sports... Russ tamblen.
516 00:19:13,227 00:19:15,568 Religion beat... Heather torrance. Religion beat... Heather torrance.
517 00:19:15,598 00:19:17,670 Religion beat... my former beat. Religion beat... my former beat.
518 00:19:17,700 00:19:19,000 Good luck, Heather. Good luck, Heather.
519 00:19:19,040 00:19:21,172 And features... Arlen sather, Nick Scott, And features... Arlen sather, Nick Scott,
520 00:19:21,202 00:19:22,913 and the returning Rory Gilmore. and the returning Rory Gilmore.
521 00:19:22,943 00:19:24,674 Also joining our ranks this year, Also joining our ranks this year,
522 00:19:24,714 00:19:26,245 our former editor Doyle mcmaster our former editor Doyle mcmaster
523 00:19:26,285 00:19:29,257 and his his new column "the world according to Doyle." and his his new column "the world according to Doyle."
524 00:19:29,287 00:19:32,289 It's going to be a great term, people, an important term, It's going to be a great term, people, an important term,
525 00:19:32,329 00:19:35,160 a term to change the history of the Yale daily news. a term to change the history of the Yale daily news.
526 00:19:35,190 00:19:37,932 The work will be hard. It has to be hard. The work will be hard. It has to be hard.
527 00:19:37,962 00:19:40,804 Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated.
528 00:19:40,834 00:19:42,875 Please remember that I am your editor. Please remember that I am your editor.
529 00:19:42,905 00:19:44,907 I am not your mother or your hugger. I am not your mother or your hugger.
530 00:19:44,947 00:19:46,918 If you need some love, get a hooker. If you need some love, get a hooker.
531 00:19:46,948 00:19:50,390 If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal.
532 00:19:50,420 00:19:52,661 My door is not open to you ever. My door is not open to you ever.
533 00:19:52,691 00:19:55,263 You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies.
534 00:19:55,293 00:19:57,094 Welcome to the Yale daily news. Welcome to the Yale daily news.
535 00:19:59,936 00:20:01,367 Thanks for the features beat, Paris. Thanks for the features beat, Paris.
536 00:20:01,407 00:20:03,208 You deserve it. You're a good writer. You deserve it. You're a good writer.
537 00:20:03,238 00:20:05,650 Thank you. And I know you're gonna be a great editor. Thank you. And I know you're gonna be a great editor.
538 00:20:05,680 00:20:08,281 But, you know, you might want to ease up just a tad. But, you know, you might want to ease up just a tad.
539 00:20:08,311 00:20:09,922 What do you mean? What do you mean?
540 00:20:09,952 00:20:11,383 You know, the "five minutes for the cookies," You know, the "five minutes for the cookies,"
541 00:20:11,423 00:20:13,855 the "no talking" signs posted everywhere, the "no talking" signs posted everywhere,
542 00:20:13,895 00:20:15,896 the "no decorating your desk" rule, the "no decorating your desk" rule,
543 00:20:15,926 00:20:18,738 the new demerit system, the locks on the bathroom doors. the new demerit system, the locks on the bathroom doors.
544 00:20:18,768 00:20:21,169 It's just all a little, um, harsh and restrictive. It's just all a little, um, harsh and restrictive.
545 00:20:21,199 00:20:22,810 This is a newsroom. This is a newsroom.
546 00:20:22,840 00:20:25,272 People should be able to talk, yell, joke around... People should be able to talk, yell, joke around...
547 00:20:25,312 00:20:27,013 I don't agree. Go to the bathroom. I don't agree. Go to the bathroom.
548 00:20:27,043 00:20:28,984 Journalism is an art form, and the best art Journalism is an art form, and the best art
549 00:20:29,014 00:20:30,815 is created under repression, like Stalin's gulag. is created under repression, like Stalin's gulag.
550 00:20:30,855 00:20:32,356 You think Solzhenitsyn You think Solzhenitsyn
551 00:20:32,386 00:20:34,728 could have written "one day in the life of Ivan denisovich" could have written "one day in the life of Ivan denisovich"
552 00:20:34,758 00:20:36,429 on a yoga retreat? on a yoga retreat?
553 00:20:36,459 00:20:38,360 Oh, great. Oh, great.
554 00:20:38,400 00:20:40,471 I got a call saying your boyfriend was coming back. I got a call saying your boyfriend was coming back.
555 00:20:40,501 00:20:43,143 He's not my boyfriend anymore, Paris. We broke up. He's not my boyfriend anymore, Paris. We broke up.
556 00:20:43,173 00:20:45,274 Keep your personal stuff at home, okay? Keep your personal stuff at home, okay?
557 00:20:45,304 00:20:47,216 I can't be seen caring about this. I can't be seen caring about this.
558 00:20:47,246 00:20:50,087 My door is not open! Huntzberger... my office, now! My door is not open! Huntzberger... my office, now!
559 00:20:56,131 00:20:59,133 Sit down, Logan. Let's have a little talk about your future. Sit down, Logan. Let's have a little talk about your future.
560 00:20:59,163 00:21:00,904 Sure, Paris. Sure, Paris.
561 00:21:00,934 00:21:03,476 Now, I know you think your sugar daddy runs the world, Now, I know you think your sugar daddy runs the world,
562 00:21:03,506 00:21:05,307 and that includes this paper, and that includes this paper,
563 00:21:05,337 00:21:08,149 and possibly in the past that was true, but not anymore. and possibly in the past that was true, but not anymore.
564 00:21:08,179 00:21:10,750 You don't scare me. Your daddy doesn't scare me. You don't scare me. Your daddy doesn't scare me.
565 00:21:10,780 00:21:12,752 Your mommy doesn't scare me. Your mommy doesn't scare me.
566 00:21:12,792 00:21:14,923 If you have a brother, a sister, or a really angry cat, If you have a brother, a sister, or a really angry cat,
567 00:21:14,953 00:21:16,424 they don't scare me, either. they don't scare me, either.
568 00:21:16,464 00:21:18,895 Hey, either spin a plate on your nose while you do that Hey, either spin a plate on your nose while you do that
569 00:21:18,935 00:21:20,366 or cut it out, 'cause I am speaking. or cut it out, 'cause I am speaking.
570 00:21:20,396 00:21:22,107 Sorry. Oh, you will be. Sorry. Oh, you will be.
571 00:21:22,137 00:21:25,309 Now let's talk about deadlines, emphasis on "dead." Now let's talk about deadlines, emphasis on "dead."
572 00:21:27,341 00:21:29,082 So, the elevator's getting fixed on Monday, So, the elevator's getting fixed on Monday,
573 00:21:29,112 00:21:31,113 but I'm thinking I may not even use it but I'm thinking I may not even use it
574 00:21:31,153 00:21:33,224 'cause the stairs are excellent exercise. 'cause the stairs are excellent exercise.
575 00:21:33,254 00:21:37,127 And I love having a hallway. I've never had a hallway before. And I love having a hallway. I've never had a hallway before.
576 00:21:37,157 00:21:40,029 And I am really lucky that Paris and Doyle And I am really lucky that Paris and Doyle
577 00:21:40,069 00:21:42,500 hadn't rented out that other room yet. hadn't rented out that other room yet.
578 00:21:42,540 00:21:45,342 I mean, this location is really in demand. I mean, this location is really in demand.
579 00:21:45,372 00:21:46,943 Really? Oh, yeah. Really? Oh, yeah.
580 00:21:46,973 00:21:49,244 I mean, it is literally 10 minutes from campus. I mean, it is literally 10 minutes from campus.
581 00:21:49,284 00:21:52,356 You know how hard I'm gonna have to work to be late for class? You know how hard I'm gonna have to work to be late for class?
582 00:21:52,386 00:21:56,059 Those guys down there... Are they your neighbors? Those guys down there... Are they your neighbors?
583 00:21:56,089 00:21:58,530 Um, no. They're a doo-wop group. Um, no. They're a doo-wop group.
584 00:21:58,560 00:22:01,502 You have some plutonium back there or something? You have some plutonium back there or something?
585 00:22:01,532 00:22:03,873 Uh, no, just Paris. She's quirky. Uh, no, just Paris. She's quirky.
586 00:22:03,904 00:22:05,875 Okay, welcome to my place. Okay, welcome to my place.
587 00:22:05,905 00:22:07,346 No. No.
588 00:22:07,376 00:22:09,477 Mom, give it a chance. No. Mom, give it a chance. No.
589 00:22:09,517 00:22:11,448 Look, we have a really big living room. Look, we have a really big living room.
590 00:22:11,478 00:22:13,119 No. No.
591 00:22:13,149 00:22:16,161 It just looks rundown, but everything works fine. It just looks rundown, but everything works fine.
592 00:22:16,191 00:22:17,162 No! Mom. No! Mom.
593 00:22:17,192 00:22:18,493 No. No.
594 00:22:18,523 00:22:20,564 Okay, tour's over. Time for lunch. Okay, tour's over. Time for lunch.
595 00:22:20,594 00:22:22,005 No. No.
596 00:22:22,035 00:22:24,366 Let's go. No. No. Let's go. No. No.
597 00:22:24,406 00:22:27,208 Doyle: Saroyan! Saroyan! Doyle: Saroyan! Saroyan!
598 00:22:27,238 00:22:28,279 Aah! Aah!
599 00:22:28,309 00:22:30,980 No, no, no. Okay. Okay. No, no, no. Okay. Okay.
600 00:22:33,052 00:22:34,423 It's very nice. It's one of a kind. It's very nice. It's one of a kind.
601 00:22:34,453 00:22:37,354 Will you take $250? It does have some nicks. Will you take $250? It does have some nicks.
602 00:22:37,394 00:22:39,966 That chair is 200 years old. It's gonna have some nicks. That chair is 200 years old. It's gonna have some nicks.
603 00:22:39,996 00:22:41,467 It sat in James Madison's bedroom. It sat in James Madison's bedroom.
604 00:22:41,497 00:22:43,138 This chair is a piece of history. This chair is a piece of history.
605 00:22:43,168 00:22:44,969 We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you. We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you.
606 00:22:44,999 00:22:46,510 Well, I didn't mean to insult you. Well, I didn't mean to insult you.
607 00:22:46,540 00:22:48,311 You didn't insult me. You didn't insult me.
608 00:22:48,341 00:22:50,513 You insulted the chair and the United States of America. You insulted the chair and the United States of America.
609 00:22:50,543 00:22:52,254 All right. $300's fine. All right. $300's fine.
610 00:22:52,284 00:22:54,355 Forget it. That's what the price tag says. Forget it. That's what the price tag says.
611 00:22:54,385 00:22:57,327 The price just went up. If you want the chair, it's $350. The price just went up. If you want the chair, it's $350.
612 00:22:57,357 00:23:00,399 If you don't, please leave. I have a lot of work to do. If you don't, please leave. I have a lot of work to do.
613 00:23:00,429 00:23:01,530 Bye. Bye.
614 00:23:01,560 00:23:03,501 $350... here. Do you take cash? $350... here. Do you take cash?
615 00:23:03,531 00:23:05,102 Exact change only. Exact change only.
616 00:23:05,132 00:23:07,443 I don't suppose you have a delivery service. I don't suppose you have a delivery service.
617 00:23:07,473 00:23:10,415 Oh, that's okay. I'll... I'll take it with me right now. Oh, that's okay. I'll... I'll take it with me right now.
618 00:23:14,448 00:23:16,719 You forgot to kick her in the pants as she walked out. You forgot to kick her in the pants as she walked out.
619 00:23:16,759 00:23:18,390 I made the sale, didn't I? I made the sale, didn't I?
620 00:23:18,420 00:23:20,732 Yes, but with less bite, a customer might come back. Yes, but with less bite, a customer might come back.
621 00:23:20,762 00:23:22,363 You always drive a hard bargain. You always drive a hard bargain.
622 00:23:22,403 00:23:24,334 Yes, I do. We do have a delivery service. Yes, I do. We do have a delivery service.
623 00:23:24,364 00:23:26,235 Yeah, me in a minivan... Not in the mood, Yeah, me in a minivan... Not in the mood,
624 00:23:26,275 00:23:28,406 no matter how exciting the prospect of a $2 tip is. no matter how exciting the prospect of a $2 tip is.
625 00:23:28,436 00:23:31,078 Too bad it's not Christmas... That smiley face of yours Too bad it's not Christmas... That smiley face of yours
626 00:23:31,108 00:23:33,620 would cheer up children for miles around. would cheer up children for miles around.
627 00:23:36,652 00:23:39,363 You have a lot of nerve just to walk into my place like this. You have a lot of nerve just to walk into my place like this.
628 00:23:39,393 00:23:41,695 What are you talking about? This is a place of business. What are you talking about? This is a place of business.
629 00:23:41,725 00:23:43,236 Maybe I want to buy some antiques. Maybe I want to buy some antiques.
630 00:23:43,266 00:23:44,566 Oh, right! Oh, right!
631 00:23:44,596 00:23:46,668 You're not wearing your glasses anymore. You're not wearing your glasses anymore.
632 00:23:46,708 00:23:48,669 What do you want, Zach? I think you have a cd of mine. What do you want, Zach? I think you have a cd of mine.
633 00:23:48,709 00:23:50,140 What cd? What cd?
634 00:23:50,180 00:23:52,181 The one with a crazy-looking chick on it. The one with a crazy-looking chick on it.
635 00:23:52,211 00:23:54,112 I don't have any of your cds, Zach. I don't have any of your cds, Zach.
636 00:23:54,152 00:23:55,613 I can go up to your room and check. I can go up to your room and check.
637 00:23:55,653 00:23:58,355 No! Zach, you can't go up to my room and check. No! Zach, you can't go up to my room and check.
638 00:23:58,385 00:24:00,226 If I find a cd with a crazy-looking chick on it, If I find a cd with a crazy-looking chick on it,
639 00:24:00,256 00:24:02,268 I'll mail it to you. I'll mail it to you.
640 00:24:02,298 00:24:06,040 Seriously, let's go upstairs and look now. I'm working, Zach. Seriously, let's go upstairs and look now. I'm working, Zach.
641 00:24:06,070 00:24:08,642 I can tell there's a major rush on ancient crap going on. I can tell there's a major rush on ancient crap going on.
642 00:24:08,672 00:24:10,773 Bye, Zach! Five minutes, Lane. Bye, Zach! Five minutes, Lane.
643 00:24:10,813 00:24:12,784 Out, Zach! It's my favorite cd. Out, Zach! It's my favorite cd.
644 00:24:12,814 00:24:14,685 Out! Fine! Out! Fine!
645 00:24:16,817 00:24:19,228 Hey, you break it, you buy it! Hey, you break it, you buy it!
646 00:24:19,258 00:24:22,060 Oh, Rory. Come on. It's not so bad. Oh, Rory. Come on. It's not so bad.
647 00:24:22,100 00:24:23,531 It's "Angela's ashes." It's basic. It's "Angela's ashes." It's basic.
648 00:24:23,561 00:24:25,332 It's "sanford and son." It's "sanford and son."
649 00:24:25,362 00:24:28,334 Mom, the neighborhood is safe. A ton of kids live there. Mom, the neighborhood is safe. A ton of kids live there.
650 00:24:28,374 00:24:30,645 And they have a safety Van that goes to and from campus, And they have a safety Van that goes to and from campus,
651 00:24:30,675 00:24:32,446 so I don't have to walk home at night. so I don't have to walk home at night.
652 00:24:32,476 00:24:34,378 That wasn't a doo-wop group, was it? No. That wasn't a doo-wop group, was it? No.
653 00:24:34,418 00:24:37,249 Let's call daddy, make him pay for an apartment with one lock. Let's call daddy, make him pay for an apartment with one lock.
654 00:24:37,289 00:24:39,791 No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be. No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be.
655 00:24:39,821 00:24:41,692 I am in college. Don't you see? I am in college. Don't you see?
656 00:24:41,722 00:24:44,264 I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment. I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment.
657 00:24:44,294 00:24:46,235 I'm supposed to eat ramen noodles I'm supposed to eat ramen noodles
658 00:24:46,265 00:24:48,106 and Mac and cheese for months. and Mac and cheese for months.
659 00:24:48,136 00:24:50,378 I've been living in a pool house with maids I've been living in a pool house with maids
660 00:24:50,408 00:24:53,109 and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night. and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night.
661 00:24:53,149 00:24:54,510 You got to love my mother sometimes. You got to love my mother sometimes.
662 00:24:54,550 00:24:56,682 This is good and right, and I'm happy, This is good and right, and I'm happy,
663 00:24:56,722 00:25:00,324 and I have roommates who are learning to kill people. and I have roommates who are learning to kill people.
664 00:25:00,354 00:25:02,765 Now let's talk about you. How are the wedding plans going? Now let's talk about you. How are the wedding plans going?
665 00:25:02,795 00:25:04,567 Done. All done. Done. All done.
666 00:25:04,597 00:25:06,668 The dress, the cake, the place, the invitations. The dress, the cake, the place, the invitations.
667 00:25:06,698 00:25:07,799 June 3rd, by the way. June 3rd, by the way.
668 00:25:07,839 00:25:09,410 Wow. Wow.
669 00:25:09,440 00:25:10,640 I also bought your dress and shoes. I also bought your dress and shoes.
670 00:25:10,670 00:25:12,541 How did all this happen? How did all this happen?
671 00:25:12,582 00:25:14,183 Well, I found this dress, Well, I found this dress,
672 00:25:14,213 00:25:16,554 which, at the time, seemed like the perfect dress. which, at the time, seemed like the perfect dress.
673 00:25:16,584 00:25:19,156 And from the dress, all the other details fell into place. And from the dress, all the other details fell into place.
674 00:25:19,186 00:25:20,827 That's great. Is it? That's great. Is it?
675 00:25:20,857 00:25:23,598 Isn't it? I don't know. Sure, I thought it was. Isn't it? I don't know. Sure, I thought it was.
676 00:25:23,628 00:25:26,430 I thought it was a sign or something... finding the dress. I thought it was a sign or something... finding the dress.
677 00:25:26,470 00:25:27,901 Then when it started to snow, Then when it started to snow,
678 00:25:27,931 00:25:30,403 I was like, "somebody's telling me something." I was like, "somebody's telling me something."
679 00:25:30,443 00:25:32,774 So it would seem. Then I started thinking. So it would seem. Then I started thinking.
680 00:25:32,814 00:25:34,645 Uh-oh. It was all too easy. Uh-oh. It was all too easy.
681 00:25:34,675 00:25:37,347 Planning a wedding shouldn't be easy because marriage isn't. Planning a wedding shouldn't be easy because marriage isn't.
682 00:25:37,387 00:25:38,788 How do you know? You've never been married. How do you know? You've never been married.
683 00:25:38,818 00:25:40,419 Exactly. Exactly.
684 00:25:40,459 00:25:42,530 I have never been married because it's not easy, I have never been married because it's not easy,
685 00:25:42,560 00:25:44,632 and I usually freak out and screw everything up. and I usually freak out and screw everything up.
686 00:25:44,662 00:25:46,763 I freaked out and screwed everything up with Max. I freaked out and screwed everything up with Max.
687 00:25:46,803 00:25:48,604 But I haven't freaked out about Luke yet. But I haven't freaked out about Luke yet.
688 00:25:48,634 00:25:50,405 Why haven't I freaked out about Luke yet? Why haven't I freaked out about Luke yet?
689 00:25:50,435 00:25:52,446 It's what I do, and then I started freaking out It's what I do, and then I started freaking out
690 00:25:52,476 00:25:54,278 about the fact that I hadn't freaked out. about the fact that I hadn't freaked out.
691 00:25:54,308 00:25:56,349 You got caught in the circle of freak out. You got caught in the circle of freak out.
692 00:25:56,379 00:25:59,291 What if this dress is really a bad sign, not a good sign? What if this dress is really a bad sign, not a good sign?
693 00:25:59,321 00:26:01,822 What if the dress is telling me that it's so right, it's wrong? What if the dress is telling me that it's so right, it's wrong?
694 00:26:01,852 00:26:03,824 What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it? What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it?
695 00:26:03,864 00:26:05,695 You are driving yourself crazy. You are driving yourself crazy.
696 00:26:05,725 00:26:08,236 What if all the signs are saying things shouldn't be this easy, What if all the signs are saying things shouldn't be this easy,
697 00:26:08,266 00:26:10,007 that I shouldn't get the guy I want? that I shouldn't get the guy I want?
698 00:26:10,037 00:26:12,539 What if it's like that "twilight zone" where the woman on a horse What if it's like that "twilight zone" where the woman on a horse
699 00:26:12,579 00:26:14,310 is being chased by another woman on a horse is being chased by another woman on a horse
700 00:26:14,340 00:26:16,552 who turns out is older her chasing younger her, who turns out is older her chasing younger her,
701 00:26:16,582 00:26:18,753 trying to tell her that she should not run off trying to tell her that she should not run off
702 00:26:18,783 00:26:20,754 with the guy she's going to run off with with the guy she's going to run off with
703 00:26:20,784 00:26:23,256 because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake. because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake.
704 00:26:23,296 00:26:25,927 King George, take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me. King George, take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me.
705 00:26:25,957 00:26:27,528 The dress is a good sign. The dress is a good sign.
706 00:26:27,568 00:26:29,640 Everything fell into place because it should. Everything fell into place because it should.
707 00:26:29,670 00:26:31,041 It's all right. It's all right.
708 00:26:31,071 00:26:32,912 The dress is right, the date is right, Luke is right. The dress is right, the date is right, Luke is right.
709 00:26:32,942 00:26:35,573 And the snow... remember the snow? The snow never lies. And the snow... remember the snow? The snow never lies.
710 00:26:35,613 00:26:36,844 I guess. I guess.
711 00:26:36,884 00:26:38,815 Be happy. This is all good. Be happy. This is all good.
712 00:26:38,845 00:26:40,557 Thanks. Thanks.
713 00:26:40,587 00:26:41,987 I'm gonna miss you when you're murdered I'm gonna miss you when you're murdered
714 00:26:42,017 00:26:43,528 and stuffed into a dumpster by the doo-wop group. and stuffed into a dumpster by the doo-wop group.
715 00:26:43,558 00:26:44,729 Tell me about my dress. Tell me about my dress.
716 00:26:44,759 00:26:47,461 Two words... "hoopskirt." Nice. Two words... "hoopskirt." Nice.
717 00:26:47,501 00:26:49,432 In a lovely shade of tangerine. Excellent. In a lovely shade of tangerine. Excellent.
718 00:26:49,472 00:26:51,003 The minute I saw it, I thought, The minute I saw it, I thought,
719 00:26:51,033 00:26:53,845 "this would totally be Rory if only it had a few more ruffles." "this would totally be Rory if only it had a few more ruffles."
720 00:26:53,875 00:26:55,876 A fry with your evilness? Why, thank you. A fry with your evilness? Why, thank you.
721 00:26:58,918 00:27:01,620 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
722 00:27:06,093 00:27:07,633 Hello, stranger. Hello, stranger.
723 00:27:07,664 00:27:08,934 Hey. Hey.
724 00:27:08,964 00:27:11,036 Uh, can... can I come in? Uh, can... can I come in?
725 00:27:11,066 00:27:12,937 Why not? Why not?
726 00:27:15,038 00:27:17,009 Sorry about barging in on you like that. Sorry about barging in on you like that.
727 00:27:17,049 00:27:18,510 Hey, it's fine. Hey, it's fine.
728 00:27:18,550 00:27:20,522 I'm making tea. You want some tea? I'm making tea. You want some tea?
729 00:27:20,552 00:27:22,453 Uh, sure. Tea sounds like tea. Uh, sure. Tea sounds like tea.
730 00:27:22,493 00:27:25,695 April's not here right now. She's tracking a grub migration. April's not here right now. She's tracking a grub migration.
731 00:27:25,725 00:27:28,126 All inquiries stopped after the word "grub." All inquiries stopped after the word "grub."
732 00:27:28,166 00:27:30,698 That's okay. I came by to see you, actually. That's okay. I came by to see you, actually.
733 00:27:30,738 00:27:32,069 Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
734 00:27:32,099 00:27:34,941 You got a lot of stuff here. You sell clothes? You got a lot of stuff here. You sell clothes?
735 00:27:34,971 00:27:36,912 Clothes, pillows, candles, fabrics. Clothes, pillows, candles, fabrics.
736 00:27:36,942 00:27:39,083 It's one of those everything kind of boutiques It's one of those everything kind of boutiques
737 00:27:39,113 00:27:40,954 that used to send you that used to send you
738 00:27:40,984 00:27:43,726 in a "what do people need with all this crap?" Kind of rant. in a "what do people need with all this crap?" Kind of rant.
739 00:27:43,756 00:27:46,027 Oh, yeah. Well, that's nice. Oh, yeah. Well, that's nice.
740 00:27:46,058 00:27:47,458 Thanks. Here. Thanks. Here.
741 00:27:47,498 00:27:48,559 Thanks. Thanks.
742 00:27:48,599 00:27:50,570 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
743 00:27:50,600 00:27:52,071 It tastes like tea. It tastes like tea.
744 00:27:52,101 00:27:53,872 Uh, this is weird. Uh, this is weird.
745 00:27:53,902 00:27:55,543 I know. I know.
746 00:27:55,573 00:27:57,715 It's been a very long time. I know. It's been a very long time. I know.
747 00:27:57,745 00:28:00,116 I actually saw you once about five years ago I actually saw you once about five years ago
748 00:28:00,146 00:28:02,488 in the parking lot of some lumberyard. in the parking lot of some lumberyard.
749 00:28:02,518 00:28:05,089 I waved, but you either didn't see me or didn't want to see me. I waved, but you either didn't see me or didn't want to see me.
750 00:28:05,119 00:28:06,690 I didn't see you. I didn't see you.
751 00:28:06,730 00:28:09,432 I would have waved back, unless I was holding stuff, I would have waved back, unless I was holding stuff,
752 00:28:09,462 00:28:11,603 and then I would have nodded or something. and then I would have nodded or something.
753 00:28:11,634 00:28:13,705 Sure. I'm sure. Sure. I'm sure.
754 00:28:13,735 00:28:15,776 I thought about you when the Red Sox won. I thought about you when the Red Sox won.
755 00:28:15,806 00:28:17,677 I knew it would be a big day for you. I knew it would be a big day for you.
756 00:28:17,707 00:28:20,479 It was. It was.
757 00:28:20,519 00:28:22,220 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
758 00:28:22,250 00:28:24,492 How come you didn't tell me, Anna? How come you didn't tell me, Anna?
759 00:28:24,522 00:28:26,723 Luke... It was a phone call. Luke... It was a phone call.
760 00:28:26,763 00:28:28,094 We should sit down. We should sit down.
761 00:28:32,637 00:28:34,808 I've been in the same place forever... haven't moved. I've been in the same place forever... haven't moved.
762 00:28:34,838 00:28:35,969 You certainly knew how to find me. You certainly knew how to find me.
763 00:28:36,009 00:28:37,580 Luke, come on. Luke, come on.
764 00:28:37,610 00:28:39,241 We'd already broken up by the time I found out, We'd already broken up by the time I found out,
765 00:28:39,281 00:28:41,512 and I knew how you felt about kids. and I knew how you felt about kids.
766 00:28:41,552 00:28:42,923 What do you mean, how I felt about kids? What do you mean, how I felt about kids?
767 00:28:42,953 00:28:44,954 You hate kids. I don't hate kids. You hate kids. I don't hate kids.
768 00:28:44,984 00:28:46,625 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
769 00:28:46,655 00:28:48,897 We couldn't go to the movies before 10:00 at night We couldn't go to the movies before 10:00 at night
770 00:28:48,927 00:28:50,828 in case there were kids in the theater. in case there were kids in the theater.
771 00:28:50,868 00:28:53,270 Well, kids talk during a movie, and they throw crap around. Well, kids talk during a movie, and they throw crap around.
772 00:28:53,300 00:28:55,141 They run up and down the aisles. They're animals. They run up and down the aisles. They're animals.
773 00:28:55,171 00:28:56,812 We would move tables in a restaurant We would move tables in a restaurant
774 00:28:56,842 00:28:58,513 if they seated us near a family. if they seated us near a family.
775 00:28:58,543 00:29:00,714 Only if there was something crying or spitting up. Only if there was something crying or spitting up.
776 00:29:00,744 00:29:03,616 You would flip out if you saw a woman breast-feeding in public. You would flip out if you saw a woman breast-feeding in public.
777 00:29:03,656 00:29:05,757 You couldn't stand to watch diaper commercials. You couldn't stand to watch diaper commercials.
778 00:29:05,787 00:29:08,859 And you had an unnatural hatred of macaulay culkin. And you had an unnatural hatred of macaulay culkin.
779 00:29:08,889 00:29:11,831 Okay, fine. I hated kids, but I'm not that guy anymore. Okay, fine. I hated kids, but I'm not that guy anymore.
780 00:29:11,861 00:29:13,602 13 years ago, you were that guy. 13 years ago, you were that guy.
781 00:29:13,632 00:29:15,804 It doesn't mean I would have been like that with my kid. It doesn't mean I would have been like that with my kid.
782 00:29:15,834 00:29:18,005 Even if I would have been like that with my kid, Even if I would have been like that with my kid,
783 00:29:18,045 00:29:19,816 I still had a right to know. I still had a right to know.
784 00:29:19,846 00:29:21,917 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
785 00:29:21,947 00:29:24,689 Yeah. Well, you know, I could have helped. Yeah. Well, you know, I could have helped.
786 00:29:24,719 00:29:27,561 I could have helped pay for stuff and take care of things. I could have helped pay for stuff and take care of things.
787 00:29:27,591 00:29:30,093 I didn't need you to pay for stuff and take care of things. I didn't need you to pay for stuff and take care of things.
788 00:29:30,133 00:29:32,734 This was my responsibility, too. This was my responsibility, too.
789 00:29:32,764 00:29:34,735 And now that I know, I have to do something. And now that I know, I have to do something.
790 00:29:34,766 00:29:36,206 What does that mean? What does that mean?
791 00:29:36,236 00:29:39,649 It means I want to offer you whatever assistance I can... It means I want to offer you whatever assistance I can...
792 00:29:39,679 00:29:41,009 Monetary, of course, Monetary, of course,
793 00:29:41,049 00:29:42,851 and compensation for the past 12 years. and compensation for the past 12 years.
794 00:29:42,881 00:29:44,281 But we really don't need anything. But we really don't need anything.
795 00:29:44,321 00:29:46,253 It was not my idea for April to call you. It was not my idea for April to call you.
796 00:29:46,283 00:29:47,854 It was all her thing. It was all her thing.
797 00:29:47,894 00:29:50,595 She got obsessed with winning that science contest, She got obsessed with winning that science contest,
798 00:29:50,625 00:29:52,637 and she's really a smart, driven kid. and she's really a smart, driven kid.
799 00:29:52,667 00:29:53,867 She's already written a short novel, She's already written a short novel,
800 00:29:53,897 00:29:55,669 and she's got her own website. and she's got her own website.
801 00:29:55,699 00:29:58,871 She went through my old letters and put the whole thing together She went through my old letters and put the whole thing together
802 00:29:58,911 00:30:00,081 and, frankly, didn't tell me anything about it and, frankly, didn't tell me anything about it
803 00:30:00,111 00:30:01,882 till way after the fact. till way after the fact.
804 00:30:01,912 00:30:04,014 I did not send her to you. I did not send her to you.
805 00:30:04,054 00:30:05,385 I know you didn't, but she came to me, I know you didn't, but she came to me,
806 00:30:05,415 00:30:06,926 and now I know, and I want to help. and now I know, and I want to help.
807 00:30:06,956 00:30:08,927 I'm not talking about contact here. I'm not talking about contact here.
808 00:30:08,957 00:30:11,959 I know you've got your life. I don't want to mess things up. I know you've got your life. I don't want to mess things up.
809 00:30:11,999 00:30:13,930 I just want to live up to my end of the bargain. I just want to live up to my end of the bargain.
810 00:30:13,970 00:30:15,231 You don't owe us anything, Luke. You don't owe us anything, Luke.
811 00:30:15,271 00:30:18,173 We want for nothing and always have. We want for nothing and always have.
812 00:30:18,203 00:30:22,415 But if you want to chip in, then, sure, chip in. But if you want to chip in, then, sure, chip in.
813 00:30:22,445 00:30:25,948 Really? Great. That's great. Really? Great. That's great.
814 00:30:25,988 00:30:28,019 That's really... thank you. That's really... thank you.
815 00:30:28,059 00:30:29,160 Thank you. Thank you.
816 00:30:29,190 00:30:31,261 Yeah. Yeah.
817 00:30:31,291 00:30:34,703 Okay, well, that's all I came to say, Okay, well, that's all I came to say,
818 00:30:34,733 00:30:37,635 so... so I guess I'll get going. so... so I guess I'll get going.
819 00:30:39,436 00:30:41,107 Luke, it was really great seeing you. Luke, it was really great seeing you.
820 00:30:41,147 00:30:42,918 You too. You too.
821 00:30:42,948 00:30:44,049 Tell April hi for me. Tell April hi for me.
822 00:30:44,079 00:30:46,280 I will do that. I will do that.
823 00:30:46,320 00:30:47,991 Hey, Luke. Yeah? Hey, Luke. Yeah?
824 00:30:48,021 00:30:50,693 You happy? Yeah. You happy? Yeah.
825 00:30:50,723 00:30:52,934 Me too. It's pretty cool, isn't it? Me too. It's pretty cool, isn't it?
826 00:30:52,964 00:30:55,096 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
827 00:30:56,837 00:30:59,338 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
828 00:31:07,083 00:31:09,155 I brought coffee, but it's cold. I brought coffee, but it's cold.
829 00:31:12,056 00:31:13,827 It's a nice place you got here. It's a nice place you got here.
830 00:31:13,867 00:31:16,299 I've been discussing the "baking soda to actual crack" ratio I've been discussing the "baking soda to actual crack" ratio
831 00:31:16,329 00:31:18,741 you can get away with with your neighbors downstairs. you can get away with with your neighbors downstairs.
832 00:31:18,771 00:31:20,512 2 to 1 during the daylight, 3 to 1 at night. 2 to 1 during the daylight, 3 to 1 at night.
833 00:31:20,542 00:31:22,883 I have 10 minutes to change. Then I have some place to be. I have 10 minutes to change. Then I have some place to be.
834 00:31:22,913 00:31:24,484 It's gonna take you 20 to unlock your door. It's gonna take you 20 to unlock your door.
835 00:31:24,514 00:31:26,145 Bye, Logan. Bye, Logan.
836 00:31:26,185 00:31:27,886 This place is a dump, Rory. You can't live here. This place is a dump, Rory. You can't live here.
837 00:31:27,916 00:31:30,758 You don't get to care about where I live anymore, Logan. You don't get to care about where I live anymore, Logan.
838 00:31:30,788 00:31:33,029 You broke up with me... Through your sister. You broke up with me... Through your sister.
839 00:31:33,059 00:31:35,131 I didn't mean for that to happen. I didn't mean for that to happen.
840 00:31:35,161 00:31:37,472 Mr. Life and death brigade can't break up with his girlfriend. Mr. Life and death brigade can't break up with his girlfriend.
841 00:31:37,502 00:31:39,073 Honor was bugging me, Honor was bugging me,
842 00:31:39,103 00:31:40,504 and I told her we broke up to shut her up. and I told her we broke up to shut her up.
843 00:31:40,544 00:31:42,145 So you didn't mean it? So you didn't mean it?
844 00:31:42,175 00:31:46,318 No, I did. I just... It was too much for me, okay? No, I did. I just... It was too much for me, okay?
845 00:31:46,348 00:31:48,949 It was a fight. People fight. It was a fight. People fight.
846 00:31:48,989 00:31:51,091 I don't want to be screaming at you at a bar. I don't want to be screaming at you at a bar.
847 00:31:51,121 00:31:52,522 I can't take that. It's too much drama. I can't take that. It's too much drama.
848 00:31:52,562 00:31:54,233 Well, if you can't take the drama, Well, if you can't take the drama,
849 00:31:54,263 00:31:56,394 then you shouldn't even be in a relationship, then you shouldn't even be in a relationship,
850 00:31:56,434 00:31:59,806 which, by the way, you're not, so everything's good. which, by the way, you're not, so everything's good.
851 00:31:59,836 00:32:00,877 It's not that easy. It's not that easy.
852 00:32:00,907 00:32:03,008 Sure, it is. Sure, it is.
853 00:32:03,048 00:32:04,909 You want some help? Nope. You want some help? Nope.
854 00:32:04,949 00:32:06,821 I bet one of those guys downstairs I bet one of those guys downstairs
855 00:32:06,851 00:32:09,352 could help you out getting into a locked apartment. could help you out getting into a locked apartment.
856 00:32:09,382 00:32:11,023 Just go be somewhere else, Logan. Just go be somewhere else, Logan.
857 00:32:11,053 00:32:12,594 I thought that I wanted to break up. I thought that I wanted to break up.
858 00:32:12,624 00:32:14,425 I thought that it was a stupid experiment... I thought that it was a stupid experiment...
859 00:32:14,465 00:32:16,096 Me trying to be a boyfriend, Me trying to be a boyfriend,
860 00:32:16,126 00:32:18,038 that it didn't work, and I'd just move on. that it didn't work, and I'd just move on.
861 00:32:18,068 00:32:19,038 And I didn't... Couldn't, actually. And I didn't... Couldn't, actually.
862 00:32:19,068 00:32:22,941 Rory... I love you. Rory... I love you.
863 00:32:22,981 00:32:26,913 I have an appointment. I have to go. I have an appointment. I have to go.
864 00:32:29,885 00:32:31,286 Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late.
865 00:32:31,326 00:32:33,497 Well, considering how many times you rescheduled, Well, considering how many times you rescheduled,
866 00:32:33,527 00:32:35,398 I'm just happy you're here at all. I'm just happy you're here at all.
867 00:32:35,429 00:32:37,530 I was just spending some time with my mother. I was just spending some time with my mother.
868 00:32:37,570 00:32:38,570 We were apart for a while. We were apart for a while.
869 00:32:38,600 00:32:39,631 You were? Yeah. You were? Yeah.
870 00:32:39,671 00:32:41,242 A falling-out? A falling-out?
871 00:32:41,272 00:32:45,515 Nothing major... Just mother/daughter stuff. Nothing major... Just mother/daughter stuff.
872 00:32:45,545 00:32:47,916 I don't have to lie down, do I? I don't have to lie down, do I?
873 00:32:47,946 00:32:49,287 No. That's not a "lying down" couch. No. That's not a "lying down" couch.
874 00:32:49,317 00:32:50,558 Good. Good.
875 00:32:50,588 00:32:52,319 So, did this falling-out So, did this falling-out
876 00:32:52,359 00:32:54,891 have anything to do with your dropping out of school? have anything to do with your dropping out of school?
877 00:32:54,931 00:32:57,002 Boy, we just jumped into this, didn't we? Boy, we just jumped into this, didn't we?
878 00:32:57,032 00:32:59,103 You want to talk about something else first? You want to talk about something else first?
879 00:32:59,133 00:33:00,604 No. No.
880 00:33:00,634 00:33:02,636 I mean, we're here to talk about you leaving school, I mean, we're here to talk about you leaving school,
881 00:33:02,676 00:33:04,146 so I figured, "let's just start there." so I figured, "let's just start there."
882 00:33:04,176 00:33:07,218 What happened? Nothing. We fought. What happened? Nothing. We fought.
883 00:33:07,248 00:33:09,080 I'm fine. We're fine. I'm fine. We're fine.
884 00:33:09,120 00:33:11,121 I hear you had some legal problems. I hear you had some legal problems.
885 00:33:11,151 00:33:13,462 My, those are some big ears you have there, grandma. My, those are some big ears you have there, grandma.
886 00:33:13,492 00:33:15,263 Stealing a boat is a pretty big deal. Stealing a boat is a pretty big deal.
887 00:33:15,293 00:33:18,065 I was upset. About what? I was upset. About what?
888 00:33:18,095 00:33:23,479 About life and things and stuff. About life and things and stuff.
889 00:33:23,509 00:33:25,110 You spent a night in jail? You spent a night in jail?
890 00:33:25,140 00:33:27,251 Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
891 00:33:27,281 00:33:29,212 How did that feel? How did that feel?
892 00:33:29,252 00:33:31,654 Great. You don't want to talk about this, either? Great. You don't want to talk about this, either?
893 00:33:31,684 00:33:33,455 I'm just... I'm sick of talking about it... that's all. I'm just... I'm sick of talking about it... that's all.
894 00:33:33,495 00:33:35,056 You seem very agitated. You seem very agitated.
895 00:33:35,096 00:33:37,067 I'm not agitated. I'm not agitated.
896 00:33:37,097 00:33:39,028 So, I spent a night in jail... Big deal. So, I spent a night in jail... Big deal.
897 00:33:39,068 00:33:40,499 So did Martin Luther King. So did Martin Luther King.
898 00:33:40,539 00:33:42,971 Are you comparing yourself with Martin Luther King? Are you comparing yourself with Martin Luther King?
899 00:33:43,011 00:33:45,012 No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
900 00:33:45,042 00:33:47,183 I just... I'm saying that he spent a night in jail, too. I just... I'm saying that he spent a night in jail, too.
901 00:33:47,213 00:33:49,115 You were arrested with your boyfriend? You were arrested with your boyfriend?
902 00:33:49,145 00:33:50,285 Yes, I was. Yes, I was.
903 00:33:50,315 00:33:51,986 Tell me about that. Tell me about that.
904 00:33:52,016 00:33:53,988 He was my boyfriend then, and now he's not. He was my boyfriend then, and now he's not.
905 00:33:54,028 00:33:56,689 He's not? No, he's not. We broke up. He's not? No, he's not. We broke up.
906 00:33:56,729 00:33:59,501 Oh, no. I'm sorry. He broke up. Oh, no. I'm sorry. He broke up.
907 00:33:59,531 00:34:01,502 I thought that we were just taking some time, I thought that we were just taking some time,
908 00:34:01,532 00:34:03,303 but apparently I'm a moron. but apparently I'm a moron.
909 00:34:03,343 00:34:05,045 Uh, this is Logan? Uh, this is Logan?
910 00:34:05,075 00:34:07,216 What, you have his name, too? Super. What, you have his name, too? Super.
911 00:34:07,246 00:34:08,417 Do you also have the picture of him Do you also have the picture of him
912 00:34:08,447 00:34:10,418 hijacking me in my hallway earlier today? hijacking me in my hallway earlier today?
913 00:34:10,448 00:34:12,549 I'm sorry. What? How fair is that? I'm sorry. What? How fair is that?
914 00:34:12,589 00:34:15,791 He's gone, and then he shows up out of the blue. He's gone, and then he shows up out of the blue.
915 00:34:15,821 00:34:18,093 "You can't live here. This place is a dump. "You can't live here. This place is a dump.
916 00:34:18,133 00:34:20,164 And, by the way, I love you." And, by the way, I love you."
917 00:34:20,204 00:34:22,365 "I love you"?! Is he serious?! "I love you"?! Is he serious?!
918 00:34:22,405 00:34:24,106 I don't know. I don't know.
919 00:34:24,136 00:34:28,309 Nothing for weeks, and then he just decides that he loves me. Nothing for weeks, and then he just decides that he loves me.
920 00:34:28,349 00:34:31,151 So, what happens now? I get another birkin bag? So, what happens now? I get another birkin bag?
921 00:34:31,181 00:34:34,153 And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh? And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh?
922 00:34:34,193 00:34:35,624 [ Crying ] [ Crying ]
923 00:34:35,654 00:34:37,595 I stole a boat with him! I stole a boat with him!
924 00:34:37,625 00:34:39,666 I never stole a boat with Dean! I never stole a boat with Dean!
925 00:34:39,696 00:34:44,309 Who's Dean? My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to! Who's Dean? My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to!
926 00:34:44,339 00:34:45,340 Wow. Wow.
927 00:34:45,370 00:34:47,841 Yeah. I'm a treat. Yeah. I'm a treat.
928 00:34:47,881 00:34:51,083 I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
929 00:34:51,113 00:34:55,156 I-I don't think I can take running into him every day I-I don't think I can take running into him every day
930 00:34:55,186 00:34:58,098 in the halls and the paper and the coffee cart. in the halls and the paper and the coffee cart.
931 00:34:58,128 00:34:59,659 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
932 00:34:59,699 00:35:04,342 I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee! I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee!
933 00:35:04,372 00:35:05,602 [ Sobs ] [ Sobs ]
934 00:35:07,143 00:35:09,845 I really love coffee. I really love coffee.
935 00:35:11,416 00:35:13,858 I feel like an idiot. Just relax, Luke. I feel like an idiot. Just relax, Luke.
936 00:35:13,888 00:35:15,519 It should only take a couple more minutes. It should only take a couple more minutes.
937 00:35:15,559 00:35:17,660 I've been following you around for half an hour. I've been following you around for half an hour.
938 00:35:17,690 00:35:19,661 I know there's a wireless Internet hub I know there's a wireless Internet hub
939 00:35:19,691 00:35:21,662 around here somewhere. around here somewhere.
940 00:35:21,703 00:35:24,574 Ah! Ah!
941 00:35:24,604 00:35:26,806 No. Encrypted. No. Encrypted.
942 00:35:26,836 00:35:28,747 I used to use the bank's access, but I had to stand I used to use the bank's access, but I had to stand
943 00:35:28,777 00:35:30,718 right in front of the versateller machine, right in front of the versateller machine,
944 00:35:30,748 00:35:32,679 and they got very snippy about that. and they got very snippy about that.
945 00:35:32,719 00:35:35,751 And doose's had it for a while, but Taylor but a block on it. And doose's had it for a while, but Taylor but a block on it.
946 00:35:35,791 00:35:37,823 It's sad what this world is coming to. It's sad what this world is coming to.
947 00:35:37,863 00:35:40,194 Why don't I just find someone who actually has the Internet? Why don't I just find someone who actually has the Internet?
948 00:35:40,234 00:35:41,595 Hold on. Hold on.
949 00:35:41,635 00:35:43,836 Hold on. Hold on.
950 00:35:43,866 00:35:45,507 We have achieved contact. We have achieved contact.
951 00:35:45,537 00:35:46,708 We have? We have?
952 00:35:46,738 00:35:49,780 Yes, courtesy of stars hollow books. Yes, courtesy of stars hollow books.
953 00:35:49,810 00:35:51,311 Okay. Now, tell me what you need. Okay. Now, tell me what you need.
954 00:35:51,351 00:35:53,452 Uh, I just, uh, need to look up a website. Uh, I just, uh, need to look up a website.
955 00:35:53,482 00:35:55,684 Okay. Give me the name, and I'll type it in for you. Okay. Give me the name, and I'll type it in for you.
956 00:35:55,724 00:35:57,755 Hold on... Is this one of those websites? Hold on... Is this one of those websites?
957 00:35:57,795 00:35:59,956 'Cause if they'll come after Pete townsend, no one is safe. 'Cause if they'll come after Pete townsend, no one is safe.
958 00:35:59,996 00:36:02,228 Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it myself. Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it myself.
959 00:36:02,268 00:36:03,769 Are you sure? Yes. Just... here. Are you sure? Yes. Just... here.
960 00:36:03,799 00:36:05,540 Okay, give me your hand, and I'll guide... Okay, give me your hand, and I'll guide...
961 00:36:05,570 00:36:08,642 Stop it. Stop it.
962 00:36:08,672 00:36:11,344 Just click here, then type in the name of the website here, Just click here, then type in the name of the website here,
963 00:36:11,384 00:36:13,455 then press here. then press here.
964 00:36:13,485 00:36:14,656 This makes the page go up and down. This makes the page go up and down.
965 00:36:14,686 00:36:16,387 I can figure out the rest, kirk. I can figure out the rest, kirk.
966 00:36:16,417 00:36:18,958 I'll be over here if you need me. I'll be over here if you need me.
967 00:36:18,988 00:36:21,900 I've never felt safer in my life. I've never felt safer in my life.
968 00:36:55,051 00:36:57,823 Thank you for coming. We appreciate your business. Thank you for coming. We appreciate your business.
969 00:36:57,853 00:37:00,054 Everything's dusted. The receipts are organized. Everything's dusted. The receipts are organized.
970 00:37:00,094 00:37:04,297 I'm not hungry. I'm going upstairs. I'm not hungry. I'm going upstairs.
971 00:37:04,337 00:37:06,338 Lane Kim! Lane Kim!
972 00:37:06,368 00:37:07,539 Come down now! Come down now!
973 00:37:13,653 00:37:14,953 Follow me. Follow me.
974 00:37:28,102 00:37:29,442 Help me. Help me.
975 00:37:35,386 00:37:36,947 Good. Come. Good. Come.
976 00:38:05,995 00:38:07,606 Whoa. Whoa.
977 00:38:07,636 00:38:10,578 Lane, it's been six weeks since you come home. Lane, it's been six weeks since you come home.
978 00:38:10,608 00:38:13,040 You have grieved, and now we move on. You have grieved, and now we move on.
979 00:38:19,954 00:38:21,455 Ahh. Ahh.
980 00:38:24,867 00:38:27,098 One more. One more.
981 00:38:31,011 00:38:32,142 [ Barking ] [ Barking ]
982 00:38:32,172 00:38:34,513 Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
983 00:38:34,543 00:38:37,915 Yeah, there is something weird about it, right? Yeah, there is something weird about it, right?
984 00:38:37,955 00:38:40,017 What? What is it? What? What is it?
985 00:38:46,601 00:38:48,602 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
986 00:38:50,543 00:38:51,574 Hello? Hello?
987 00:38:51,604 00:38:52,644 Rory: Guess who's crazy. Rory: Guess who's crazy.
988 00:38:52,674 00:38:53,675 Who? Me. Who? Me.
989 00:38:53,715 00:38:54,846 You? Since when? You? Since when?
990 00:38:54,876 00:38:56,177 Since I went all Frances farmer Since I went all Frances farmer
991 00:38:56,217 00:38:58,518 in my psychologist evaluation today. in my psychologist evaluation today.
992 00:38:58,548 00:39:00,119 I'm on the bed and comfortable. I'm on the bed and comfortable.
993 00:39:00,149 00:39:02,120 Should I get popcorn, or is it a shorter story than that? Should I get popcorn, or is it a shorter story than that?
994 00:39:02,160 00:39:05,092 I went home from class to get ready for the appointment, I went home from class to get ready for the appointment,
995 00:39:05,132 00:39:06,263 and Logan was there. and Logan was there.
996 00:39:06,293 00:39:08,034 At your apartment? In the hallway. At your apartment? In the hallway.
997 00:39:08,064 00:39:09,965 And, of course, I couldn't get my door open fast enough, And, of course, I couldn't get my door open fast enough,
998 00:39:10,005 00:39:11,106 so he started talking. so he started talking.
999 00:39:11,136 00:39:13,207 What did he say? He said he loved me. What did he say? He said he loved me.
1000 00:39:13,237 00:39:14,248 No way. No way.
1001 00:39:14,278 00:39:16,079 And it completely threw me. And it completely threw me.
1002 00:39:16,109 00:39:17,920 And I got out of there as fast as I could. And I got out of there as fast as I could.
1003 00:39:17,950 00:39:20,692 But then I got to Dr. Shapiro's office, But then I got to Dr. Shapiro's office,
1004 00:39:20,722 00:39:21,953 and he started peppering me with all these questions, and he started peppering me with all these questions,
1005 00:39:21,993 00:39:23,894 and I just got more and more upset. and I just got more and more upset.
1006 00:39:23,924 00:39:25,695 Then I exploded all over the place. Then I exploded all over the place.
1007 00:39:25,725 00:39:27,967 I went through two boxes of kleenex, I went through two boxes of kleenex,
1008 00:39:27,997 00:39:29,197 I started hyperventilating, I started hyperventilating,
1009 00:39:29,237 00:39:30,838 and I had to breathe into a paper bag. and I had to breathe into a paper bag.
1010 00:39:30,868 00:39:32,840 Do you believe him? Believe who? Do you believe him? Believe who?
1011 00:39:32,870 00:39:34,611 Logan... do you believe he loves you? Logan... do you believe he loves you?
1012 00:39:34,641 00:39:37,112 I guess I can figure that out next week in therapy. I guess I can figure that out next week in therapy.
1013 00:39:37,142 00:39:38,713 After my little meltdown, After my little meltdown,
1014 00:39:38,753 00:39:40,755 Dr. Shapiro thinks I should come see him once a week Dr. Shapiro thinks I should come see him once a week
1015 00:39:40,785 00:39:41,855 for the next two months. for the next two months.
1016 00:39:41,885 00:39:43,086 You're kidding. You're kidding.
1017 00:39:43,126 00:39:44,827 No jokes in the mental-health field, No jokes in the mental-health field,
1018 00:39:44,857 00:39:47,669 only hand puppets, inkblots, and inflatable anger bats. only hand puppets, inkblots, and inflatable anger bats.
1019 00:39:47,699 00:39:49,330 I'm so sorry you're a nut. I'm so sorry you're a nut.
1020 00:39:49,370 00:39:52,142 I'm sure Dr. Shapiro has a nice padded room for me. I'm sure Dr. Shapiro has a nice padded room for me.
1021 00:39:52,172 00:39:53,973 Don't let them put you on any of those pills. Don't let them put you on any of those pills.
1022 00:39:54,013 00:39:55,614 Tom Cruise will be very upset. Tom Cruise will be very upset.
1023 00:39:55,644 00:39:58,185 I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do. I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do.
1024 00:39:58,215 00:39:59,816 I just wanted to call and say hi. I just wanted to call and say hi.
1025 00:39:59,846 00:40:02,218 Okay. Remember... Blame it all on grandma. Okay. Remember... Blame it all on grandma.
1026 00:40:02,258 00:40:04,860 Will do. Bye. Will do. Bye.
1027 00:40:10,673 00:40:13,105 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1028 00:40:19,249 00:40:20,579 Okay. Okay.
1029 00:40:22,090 00:40:23,291 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
1030 00:40:23,321 00:40:24,822 Hold on. Hold on.
1031 00:40:24,862 00:40:26,663 Hello? Hello?
1032 00:40:26,693 00:40:28,695 Just a sec. Major pillow emergency happening here. Just a sec. Major pillow emergency happening here.
1033 00:40:28,735 00:40:30,195 What? Anna? What? Anna?
1034 00:40:30,235 00:40:31,836 Sorry. Hi. Who's this? Sorry. Hi. Who's this?
1035 00:40:31,866 00:40:32,907 It's, uh, Luke. It's, uh, Luke.
1036 00:40:32,937 00:40:35,109 Luke? Wow, when it rains, it... Luke? Wow, when it rains, it...
1037 00:40:35,139 00:40:37,110 I saw her website. Her? I saw her website. Her?
1038 00:40:37,140 00:40:39,681 I saw her pictures... in the lab and with the Christmas tree. I saw her pictures... in the lab and with the Christmas tree.
1039 00:40:39,711 00:40:41,082 You never told me she wore a back brace. You never told me she wore a back brace.
1040 00:40:41,122 00:40:42,683 Why was she wearing a back brace? Why was she wearing a back brace?
1041 00:40:42,723 00:40:44,925 Oh, she had just read "deenie." It was a phase. Oh, she had just read "deenie." It was a phase.
1042 00:40:44,955 00:40:46,756 Well, still, I should have known. Well, still, I should have known.
1043 00:40:46,796 00:40:48,167 That she had just read "deenie"? That she had just read "deenie"?
1044 00:40:48,197 00:40:50,028 Yes, and that she was going through a phase Yes, and that she was going through a phase
1045 00:40:50,068 00:40:53,440 and was a science wiz and wore crazy bike helmets and glasses and was a science wiz and wore crazy bike helmets and glasses
1046 00:40:53,470 00:40:54,841 and looked like me. and looked like me.
1047 00:40:54,871 00:40:57,142 Just the nose. The nose is something. Just the nose. The nose is something.
1048 00:40:57,172 00:40:59,914 I mean, there's no one else running around with my nose. I mean, there's no one else running around with my nose.
1049 00:40:59,944 00:41:01,385 That you know of. That you know of.
1050 00:41:01,415 00:41:02,986 Is this funny to you? Is this funny to you?
1051 00:41:03,016 00:41:04,127 No. I'm sorry. No. I'm sorry.
1052 00:41:04,157 00:41:05,387 You should've told me. You should've told me.
1053 00:41:05,427 00:41:07,329 Luke, we went through all this already. Luke, we went through all this already.
1054 00:41:07,359 00:41:10,200 I want contact. I want a relationship. I want contact. I want a relationship.
1055 00:41:10,230 00:41:13,232 I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis.
1056 00:41:13,272 00:41:15,344 I don't care what I said. This is what I want. I don't care what I said. This is what I want.
1057 00:41:15,374 00:41:18,045 I want to know my own daughter, and I want her to know me. I want to know my own daughter, and I want her to know me.
1058 00:41:18,075 00:41:19,977 Okay. Okay.
1059 00:41:20,017 00:41:22,118 Really? Really?
1060 00:41:22,148 00:41:23,719 Well, it's really up to April, Well, it's really up to April,
1061 00:41:23,759 00:41:25,390 but if she's cool, then I'm cool. but if she's cool, then I'm cool.
1062 00:41:25,420 00:41:27,992 Oh. Oh.
1063 00:41:28,032 00:41:32,735 So, uh, is, uh, April there now? So, uh, is, uh, April there now?
1064 00:41:32,765 00:41:35,476 No. But she'll be home pretty soon. No. But she'll be home pretty soon.
1065 00:41:35,506 00:41:36,477 Can I have her call you? Can I have her call you?
1066 00:41:36,507 00:41:37,407 Yes. No. Yes. No.
1067 00:41:37,438 00:41:38,448 No? No?
1068 00:41:38,478 00:41:40,149 I should call her. I should call her.
1069 00:41:40,179 00:41:42,251 She'll definitely be home by 8:00. She'll definitely be home by 8:00.
1070 00:41:42,281 00:41:44,122 Then I will call back at 8:00. Then I will call back at 8:00.
1071 00:41:44,152 00:41:45,252 Okay. Okay.
1072 00:41:45,292 00:41:47,194 Thanks. You're welcome. Thanks. You're welcome.
1073 00:41:47,224 00:41:52,067 Hey, Anna? What the hell is "deenie"? Hey, Anna? What the hell is "deenie"?
1074 00:41:52,097 00:41:54,108 The gospel according to Judy blume. The gospel according to Judy blume.
1075 00:41:54,138 00:41:55,809 It's a book, Luke. It's a book, Luke.
1076 00:41:55,839 00:41:58,481 And now would probably be a good time for you to read it. And now would probably be a good time for you to read it.
1077 00:41:58,511 00:41:59,481 Bye. Bye.
1078 00:41:59,511 00:42:02,013 Bye. Bye.
1079 00:42:10,528 00:42:12,870 Lorelai! Lorelai!
1080 00:42:12,900 00:42:15,541 Lorelai: Luke, I'm upstairs! Lorelai: Luke, I'm upstairs!
1081 00:42:15,571 00:42:18,373 Yeah, uh, can you come down? Yeah, uh, can you come down?
1082 00:42:18,413 00:42:20,474 I have to talk to you about something. I have to talk to you about something.
1083 00:42:20,514 00:42:22,346 Okay. Okay.
1084 00:42:22,386 00:42:25,057 Yes, I will come down, but I'm coming down in my wedding dress. Yes, I will come down, but I'm coming down in my wedding dress.
1085 00:42:25,087 00:42:26,818 What? No! Yes! What? No! Yes!
1086 00:42:26,858 00:42:29,130 It's bad luck for me to see the wedding dress. It's bad luck for me to see the wedding dress.
1087 00:42:29,160 00:42:30,531 I know, but I need you to see this dress. I know, but I need you to see this dress.
1088 00:42:30,561 00:42:32,162 There's something not right up here. There's something not right up here.
1089 00:42:32,202 00:42:35,234 It was too easy. I can't be objective anymore. It was too easy. I can't be objective anymore.
1090 00:42:35,274 00:42:36,104 Coming down. Coming down.
1091 00:42:36,134 00:42:38,145 But I don't... But I don't...
1092 00:42:42,278 00:42:43,249 Well? Well?
1093 00:42:43,279 00:42:47,151 It's... you're perfect. It's... you're perfect.
1094 00:42:47,191 00:42:49,993 Really? Have you seen the back? Really? Have you seen the back?
1095 00:42:50,023 00:42:52,064 I think the train's a little weird, I think the train's a little weird,
1096 00:42:52,094 00:42:54,165 and I can take it back if you don't think... and I can take it back if you don't think...
1097 00:42:54,206 00:42:55,506 It's perfect. It's perfect.
1098 00:42:55,536 00:42:57,838 Are you sure? Are you sure?
1099 00:43:04,682 00:43:06,353 Okay. Okay.
1100 00:43:06,383 00:43:10,095 It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes. It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes.