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1 | 00:11:27,545 | 00:11:28,806 | You don't want to wear white? | You don't want to wear white? |
2 | 00:11:27,666 | 00:11:29,307 | We were walking... | We were walking... |
3 | 00:11:27,876 | 00:11:29,777 | I mean, I know what you do for a living, | I mean, I know what you do for a living, |
4 | 00:11:28,196 | 00:11:31,198 | But make sure you start with, "my mother's very hot." | But make sure you start with, "my mother's very hot." |
5 | 00:11:28,846 | 00:11:30,377 | Maybe. I'm not sure. | Maybe. I'm not sure. |
6 | 00:11:28,876 | 00:11:30,978 | Oh, now, the hot water in the bathroom... | Oh, now, the hot water in the bathroom... |
7 | 00:11:28,946 | 00:11:31,178 | And babette said the last two weeks in April are bad | And babette said the last two weeks in April are bad |
8 | 00:11:29,026 | 00:11:31,098 | They're gonna give me community service | They're gonna give me community service |
9 | 00:11:29,337 | 00:11:32,108 | Sort of walking, sort of drunk girls in high heels stumbling. | Sort of walking, sort of drunk girls in high heels stumbling. |
10 | 00:11:29,377 | 00:11:31,688 | I'm more of a roulette girl myself. | I'm more of a roulette girl myself. |
11 | 00:11:29,477 | 00:11:32,419 | When you have guests over, tell them they're a doo-wop group. | When you have guests over, tell them they're a doo-wop group. |
12 | 00:11:29,767 | 00:11:34,440 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
13 | 00:11:29,817 | 00:11:31,918 | and I know you're a scorpio, and you smell okay, | and I know you're a scorpio, and you smell okay, |
14 | 00:11:30,417 | 00:11:31,888 | Of course you're gonna wear white. | Of course you're gonna wear white. |
15 | 00:11:31,008 | 00:11:32,248 | Aaahh! | Aaahh! |
16 | 00:11:31,128 | 00:11:33,229 | for stealing my community-service vest. | for stealing my community-service vest. |
17 | 00:11:31,218 | 00:11:32,789 | because her cat's expecting kittens. | because her cat's expecting kittens. |
18 | 00:11:31,228 | 00:11:33,299 | Yes, that won't seem at all disturbing to the doctor. | Yes, that won't seem at all disturbing to the doctor. |
19 | 00:11:31,328 | 00:11:32,869 | [ Barking ] | [ Barking ] |
20 | 00:11:31,708 | 00:11:33,379 | And we did the whole thing up right. | And we did the whole thing up right. |
21 | 00:11:31,918 | 00:11:33,719 | Brides wear white. That's the rule. | Brides wear white. That's the rule. |
22 | 00:11:31,948 | 00:11:34,190 | but we've never really connected on a deeper level. | but we've never really connected on a deeper level. |
23 | 00:11:32,138 | 00:11:33,970 | Down the street, and we see this guy. | Down the street, and we see this guy. |
24 | 00:11:32,278 | 00:11:33,950 | [ Both grunting ] | [ Both grunting ] |
25 | 00:11:32,819 | 00:11:34,320 | That little tramp. | That little tramp. |
26 | 00:11:32,899 | 00:11:35,841 | Hey, Judas, get back here right now! | Hey, Judas, get back here right now! |
27 | 00:11:33,269 | 00:11:36,081 | Hand me the vest. I will deliver it to the state, okay? | Hand me the vest. I will deliver it to the state, okay? |
28 | 00:11:33,329 | 00:11:34,670 | I have to get going. | I have to get going. |
29 | 00:11:33,419 | 00:11:35,260 | We did the martinis at the Blackjack table. | We did the martinis at the Blackjack table. |
30 | 00:11:33,759 | 00:11:35,360 | Y-You have to wear white. | Y-You have to wear white. |
31 | 00:11:34,010 | 00:11:36,051 | And, Luke, my hand to god, it's you. | And, Luke, my hand to god, it's you. |
32 | 00:11:34,220 | 00:11:35,791 | Get out from behind my counter, kirk. | Get out from behind my counter, kirk. |
33 | 00:11:34,320 | 00:11:36,361 | We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home. | We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home. |
34 | 00:11:34,360 | 00:11:36,771 | Michel's bad every Saturday from now until February | Michel's bad every Saturday from now until February |
35 | 00:11:34,480 | 00:11:38,522 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
36 | 00:11:34,700 | 00:11:36,541 | I don't want you to go. You just got here. | I don't want you to go. You just got here. |
37 | 00:11:35,280 | 00:11:37,051 | And we pretended I was turning 21 | And we pretended I was turning 21 |
38 | 00:11:35,390 | 00:11:37,462 | My mother wore white. Her mother wore white. | My mother wore white. Her mother wore white. |
39 | 00:11:35,551 | 00:11:38,122 | Aha! You let your guard down, geller, and I did it. | Aha! You let your guard down, geller, and I did it. |
40 | 00:11:35,821 | 00:11:38,492 | Well, now it's a definite no. | Well, now it's a definite no. |
41 | 00:11:35,871 | 00:11:39,013 | So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding? | So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding? |
42 | 00:11:36,081 | 00:11:37,882 | It's totally you. Luke 2.0. | It's totally you. Luke 2.0. |
43 | 00:11:36,111 | 00:11:37,912 | What's next on your agenda? | What's next on your agenda? |
44 | 00:11:36,391 | 00:11:37,932 | We actually added the chains | We actually added the chains |
45 | 00:11:36,571 | 00:11:38,813 | But you're gonna come see me in three days. | But you're gonna come see me in three days. |
46 | 00:11:36,791 | 00:11:38,522 | because he signed up for his Booty boot camp again. | because he signed up for his Booty boot camp again. |
47 | 00:11:37,091 | 00:11:38,462 | while we were playing 21. | while we were playing 21. |
48 | 00:11:37,502 | 00:11:39,433 | Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! | Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! |
49 | 00:11:37,922 | 00:11:40,123 | We came face-to-face with your doppelganger, my friend. | We came face-to-face with your doppelganger, my friend. |
50 | 00:11:37,942 | 00:11:39,843 | I'm just gonna head straight over to Paris' apartment. | I'm just gonna head straight over to Paris' apartment. |
51 | 00:11:37,962 | 00:11:39,863 | after there were a couple of break-ins on the street, | after there were a couple of break-ins on the street, |
52 | 00:11:38,152 | 00:11:40,223 | I got the best of you. I was giving a tour! | I got the best of you. I was giving a tour! |
53 | 00:11:38,492 | 00:11:40,634 | And we actually won and bought our 21 items. | And we actually won and bought our 21 items. |
54 | 00:11:38,552 | 00:11:41,184 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
55 | 00:11:38,562 | 00:11:41,164 | Kirk has no conflicts, but Lulu is going to Florida | Kirk has no conflicts, but Lulu is going to Florida |
56 | 00:11:38,843 | 00:11:41,874 | I know, but with our stupid fight, I got cheated this year. | I know, but with our stupid fight, I got cheated this year. |
57 | 00:11:39,043 | 00:11:40,814 | Well, it should be legal. | Well, it should be legal. |
58 | 00:11:39,473 | 00:11:41,604 | Do you know who I am? Of course I know who you are. | Do you know who I am? Of course I know who you are. |
59 | 00:11:39,883 | 00:11:43,255 | I can't believe you're gonna live with Paris again... again. | I can't believe you're gonna live with Paris again... again. |
60 | 00:11:39,893 | 00:11:41,864 | but we've never had any trouble. | but we've never had any trouble. |
61 | 00:11:40,153 | 00:11:41,824 | So we followed him. Yeah, 'cause we had to. | So we followed him. Yeah, 'cause we had to. |
62 | 00:11:40,253 | 00:11:42,025 | Admit your defeat! Never. Rematch. | Admit your defeat! Never. Rematch. |
63 | 00:11:40,664 | 00:11:42,465 | Shot glasses, glow-in-the-dark coasters, | Shot glasses, glow-in-the-dark coasters, |
64 | 00:11:40,794 | 00:11:42,295 | Oh, my god. Look who's back. | Oh, my god. Look who's back. |
65 | 00:11:40,844 | 00:11:42,485 | Good. Okay. And after that? | Good. Okay. And after that? |
66 | 00:11:41,204 | 00:11:45,217 | sometime between may 15th and June 1st. | sometime between may 15th and June 1st. |
67 | 00:11:41,224 | 00:11:43,435 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
68 | 00:11:41,634 | 00:11:43,465 | Who am I, Luke? You're Sookie. | Who am I, Luke? You're Sookie. |
69 | 00:11:41,854 | 00:11:43,786 | He went into this nightclub, so we followed him. | He went into this nightclub, so we followed him. |
70 | 00:11:41,894 | 00:11:44,796 | We've got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up. | We've got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up. |
71 | 00:11:41,914 | 00:11:44,316 | I know. Me too. | I know. Me too. |
72 | 00:11:42,065 | 00:11:43,525 | Challenge accepted. Helmets on. | Challenge accepted. Helmets on. |
73 | 00:11:42,335 | 00:11:44,236 | Well, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls. | Well, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls. |
74 | 00:11:42,495 | 00:11:43,556 | salt and pepper shakers, pasties. | salt and pepper shakers, pasties. |
75 | 00:11:42,505 | 00:11:43,846 | After that, I'm out. | After that, I'm out. |
76 | 00:11:43,285 | 00:11:45,327 | She's got an empty room, and the price is right. | She's got an empty room, and the price is right. |
77 | 00:11:43,455 | 00:11:47,538 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
78 | 00:11:43,505 | 00:11:46,878 | No, Luke. I'm not "Sookie." I'm "Sookie b.F.O.T.B." | No, Luke. I'm not "Sookie." I'm "Sookie b.F.O.T.B." |
79 | 00:11:43,566 | 00:11:45,096 | What are you doing? What's going on? | What are you doing? What's going on? |
80 | 00:11:43,596 | 00:11:45,227 | Oh, and look. | Oh, and look. |
81 | 00:11:43,826 | 00:11:46,167 | 'Cause we're stalkers obsessed with getting his picture. | 'Cause we're stalkers obsessed with getting his picture. |
82 | 00:11:43,876 | 00:11:46,047 | How about a hometown wedding? | How about a hometown wedding? |
83 | 00:11:44,266 | 00:11:46,207 | My, how we have missed them. | My, how we have missed them. |
84 | 00:11:44,346 | 00:11:46,557 | Okay. | Okay. |
85 | 00:11:44,836 | 00:11:47,008 | When we leave, we always keep the radio on... | When we leave, we always keep the radio on... |
86 | 00:11:45,137 | 00:11:46,898 | When we moved into the neighborhood, | When we moved into the neighborhood, |
87 | 00:11:45,237 | 00:11:46,878 | Who's Lulu? Kirk's girlfriend. | Who's Lulu? Kirk's girlfriend. |
88 | 00:11:45,267 | 00:11:46,828 | What's that? 21 guys' phone numbers. | What's that? 21 guys' phone numbers. |
89 | 00:11:45,357 | 00:11:48,128 | The housing on campus is taken, so it's that or a cardboard box. | The housing on campus is taken, so it's that or a cardboard box. |
90 | 00:11:46,087 | 00:11:48,789 | Town square... Ceremony in the gazebo. | Town square... Ceremony in the gazebo. |
91 | 00:11:46,197 | 00:11:49,139 | We follow him through this grungy place. He goes backstage. | We follow him through this grungy place. He goes backstage. |
92 | 00:11:46,237 | 00:11:49,139 | I hear they're different now a little sad. A little broke. | I hear they're different now a little sad. A little broke. |
93 | 00:11:46,587 | 00:11:48,629 | All right. That's enough affection for you. | All right. That's enough affection for you. |
94 | 00:11:46,868 | 00:11:48,599 | I'm pretty proud of how quickly we got them | I'm pretty proud of how quickly we got them |
95 | 00:11:46,908 | 00:11:48,509 | We're not moving wedding plans around | We're not moving wedding plans around |
96 | 00:11:46,918 | 00:11:47,988 | What? | What? |
97 | 00:11:46,938 | 00:11:49,239 | we thought it would be good to take some self-defense classes. | we thought it would be good to take some self-defense classes. |
98 | 00:11:47,038 | 00:11:50,470 | Rush limbaugh, so they know we have guns in the house. | Rush limbaugh, so they know we have guns in the house. |
99 | 00:11:47,568 | 00:11:52,581 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
100 | 00:11:48,018 | 00:11:49,549 | Best friend of the bride. | Best friend of the bride. |
101 | 00:11:48,158 | 00:11:49,960 | Okay, but how big a cardboard box? | Okay, but how big a cardboard box? |
102 | 00:11:48,549 | 00:11:50,890 | for people whose last names I don't even know. | for people whose last names I don't even know. |
103 | 00:11:48,639 | 00:11:50,610 | and also of the fact that no one questioned us | and also of the fact that no one questioned us |
104 | 00:11:48,659 | 00:11:50,230 | Paul anka, come say goodbye. | Paul anka, come say goodbye. |
105 | 00:11:48,819 | 00:11:49,789 | Gaze-blah. | Gaze-blah. |
106 | 00:11:49,169 | 00:11:50,840 | 'Cause he's in the biz. | 'Cause he's in the biz. |
107 | 00:11:49,179 | 00:11:50,910 | Don't you two believe in jet lag? | Don't you two believe in jet lag? |
108 | 00:11:49,269 | 00:11:50,980 | Krav maga... Official self-defense, | Krav maga... Official self-defense, |
109 | 00:11:49,589 | 00:11:52,321 | It is my responsibility to help plan this event, | It is my responsibility to help plan this event, |
110 | 00:11:49,819 | 00:11:51,290 | Okay. Boring. | Okay. Boring. |
111 | 00:11:50,000 | 00:11:52,301 | After I dump my stuff at Paris', I have to hit campus. | After I dump my stuff at Paris', I have to hit campus. |
112 | 00:11:50,260 | 00:11:51,330 | I haven't seen him all morning. | I haven't seen him all morning. |
113 | 00:11:50,510 | 00:11:52,771 | The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches. | The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches. |
114 | 00:11:50,640 | 00:11:52,341 | when we said our names were Wendy and Lisa. | when we said our names were Wendy and Lisa. |
115 | 00:11:50,870 | 00:11:53,011 | We sneak behind the curtain, and we track him down. | We sneak behind the curtain, and we track him down. |
116 | 00:11:50,920 | 00:11:53,292 | Luke! Who am I? | Luke! Who am I? |
117 | 00:11:50,950 | 00:11:53,552 | No way. We're still flying on the Atlantic city buzz. | No way. We're still flying on the Atlantic city buzz. |
118 | 00:11:51,010 | 00:11:52,581 | hand-to-hand combat style of Israel. | hand-to-hand combat style of Israel. |
119 | 00:11:51,320 | 00:11:53,892 | I got it. How about a church wedding? Maybe. | I got it. How about a church wedding? Maybe. |
120 | 00:11:51,360 | 00:11:53,202 | Paul anka! | Paul anka! |
121 | 00:11:52,331 | 00:11:54,202 | I have to add two courses to my schedule | I have to add two courses to my schedule |
122 | 00:11:52,351 | 00:11:54,282 | to talk through all the details, | to talk through all the details, |
123 | 00:11:52,381 | 00:11:53,682 | So, tell me, | So, tell me, |
124 | 00:11:52,601 | 00:11:56,544 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
125 | 00:11:52,611 | 00:11:54,512 | Oh. | Oh. |
126 | 00:11:52,811 | 00:11:54,612 | And there's a motion detector in the hallway, | And there's a motion detector in the hallway, |
127 | 00:11:53,041 | 00:11:54,282 | We told him all about you, and then I showed him your picture, | We told him all about you, and then I showed him your picture, |
128 | 00:11:53,232 | 00:11:55,633 | Oh, well, I guess he doesn't like you better than me. | Oh, well, I guess he doesn't like you better than me. |
129 | 00:11:53,322 | 00:11:54,953 | Oh, jeez. | Oh, jeez. |
130 | 00:11:53,582 | 00:11:55,693 | Hey, handsome. Were you bad while I was gone? | Hey, handsome. Were you bad while I was gone? |
131 | 00:11:53,712 | 00:11:55,383 | how was Paul anka... The person, not the dog? | how was Paul anka... The person, not the dog? |
132 | 00:11:53,932 | 00:11:56,844 | Ooh, a beach wedding, huh? No shoes, Luke can wear shorts. | Ooh, a beach wedding, huh? No shoes, Luke can wear shorts. |
133 | 00:11:54,232 | 00:11:56,904 | if I'm gonna make up all the work I've missed this year. | if I'm gonna make up all the work I've missed this year. |
134 | 00:11:54,312 | 00:11:55,813 | and he totally freaked out. | and he totally freaked out. |
135 | 00:11:54,322 | 00:11:56,684 | to taste the cake and pick the invitations, | to taste the cake and pick the invitations, |
136 | 00:11:54,542 | 00:11:57,114 | Krav maga is not about being a tough guy or fighting in a ring. | Krav maga is not about being a tough guy or fighting in a ring. |
137 | 00:11:54,652 | 00:11:56,464 | so don't freak out when it goes on at night. | so don't freak out when it goes on at night. |
138 | 00:11:54,993 | 00:11:57,464 | Apartment 5 is Mrs. Holiday. She steals mail. | Apartment 5 is Mrs. Holiday. She steals mail. |
139 | 00:11:55,413 | 00:11:57,254 | We didn't get to see him. | We didn't get to see him. |
140 | 00:11:55,673 | 00:11:58,405 | A fickle pooch. Well, he knows who pours the kibble. | A fickle pooch. Well, he knows who pours the kibble. |
141 | 00:11:55,723 | 00:11:57,794 | I was. I went to bed every night at 10:15. | I was. I went to bed every night at 10:15. |
142 | 00:11:55,843 | 00:12:00,676 | Luke, I want you to meet Derek mckinney, | Luke, I want you to meet Derek mckinney, |
143 | 00:11:56,484 | 00:11:58,755 | Now, over here is our trusty dog... bloodhound. | Now, over here is our trusty dog... bloodhound. |
144 | 00:11:56,574 | 00:11:59,355 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
145 | 00:11:56,734 | 00:11:59,335 | and to keep you... The fiancé of the bride... | and to keep you... The fiancé of the bride... |
146 | 00:11:56,864 | 00:11:58,235 | No. But I want to be with you | No. But I want to be with you |
147 | 00:11:56,944 | 00:11:58,745 | You don't have to make up everything right away. | You don't have to make up everything right away. |
148 | 00:11:57,154 | 00:11:58,985 | It's about going home alive, no matter what. | It's about going home alive, no matter what. |
149 | 00:11:57,284 | 00:12:00,726 | Why not? His show had actually closed a week before we got there. | Why not? His show had actually closed a week before we got there. |
150 | 00:11:57,494 | 00:11:59,495 | Apartment 6 is the chili cheese boys. | Apartment 6 is the chili cheese boys. |
151 | 00:11:57,824 | 00:11:59,666 | Grandpa, what am I gonna do with you? | Grandpa, what am I gonna do with you? |
152 | 00:11:58,265 | 00:12:00,036 | when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke. | when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke. |
153 | 00:11:58,445 | 00:12:00,476 | Say goodbye to him for me, and I'll call you tonight. | Say goodbye to him for me, and I'll call you tonight. |
154 | 00:11:58,775 | 00:12:01,307 | I do if I want to graduate the same time I would have. | I do if I want to graduate the same time I would have. |
155 | 00:11:58,795 | 00:11:59,926 | [ Barking ] | [ Barking ] |
156 | 00:11:59,025 | 00:12:00,256 | And it's a rush. | And it's a rush. |
157 | 00:11:59,365 | 00:12:01,607 | From having to pretend to be interested | From having to pretend to be interested |
158 | 00:11:59,385 | 00:12:01,647 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
159 | 00:11:59,525 | 00:12:01,467 | Take the description at face value. | Take the description at face value. |
160 | 00:11:59,696 | 00:12:01,597 | Hey, Luke. Hey, Rory. | Hey, Luke. Hey, Rory. |
161 | 00:11:59,956 | 00:12:01,627 | Excellent for magazine pushers | Excellent for magazine pushers |
162 | 00:12:00,076 | 00:12:02,277 | Okay, no consensus on the locale. | Okay, no consensus on the locale. |
163 | 00:12:00,286 | 00:12:02,297 | Pads on. | Pads on. |
164 | 00:12:00,506 | 00:12:01,507 | Okay. Bye. | Okay. Bye. |
165 | 00:12:00,726 | 00:12:02,127 | your twin separated at birth. | your twin separated at birth. |
166 | 00:12:00,756 | 00:12:02,627 | So, who'd you end up seeing? | So, who'd you end up seeing? |
167 | 00:12:01,347 | 00:12:04,148 | I have tons of books to buy. I have a meeting with the Dean. | I have tons of books to buy. I have a meeting with the Dean. |
168 | 00:12:01,497 | 00:12:04,168 | I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 5 and 6 | I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 5 and 6 |
169 | 00:12:01,547 | 00:12:02,778 | Hey! What? | Hey! What? |
170 | 00:12:01,627 | 00:12:03,968 | We, on the other hand, have not been to bed since we left. | We, on the other hand, have not been to bed since we left. |
171 | 00:12:01,637 | 00:12:03,638 | in things that he has no interest in. | in things that he has no interest in. |
172 | 00:12:01,667 | 00:12:03,468 | and pamphlet bearers of all types. | and pamphlet bearers of all types. |
173 | 00:12:01,687 | 00:12:06,160 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
174 | 00:12:02,157 | 00:12:04,128 | This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton. | This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton. |
175 | 00:12:02,307 | 00:12:05,109 | Let's move on to the dress. Any thoughts? | Let's move on to the dress. Any thoughts? |
176 | 00:12:02,327 | 00:12:04,058 | Attack on 3. | Attack on 3. |
177 | 00:12:02,657 | 00:12:04,699 | It came down to journey without their original lead singer, | It came down to journey without their original lead singer, |
178 | 00:12:02,818 | 00:12:04,419 | He Doe like me better! | He Doe like me better! |
179 | 00:12:03,498 | 00:12:05,459 | You've got it all covered. Pretty much. | You've got it all covered. Pretty much. |
180 | 00:12:03,678 | 00:12:05,609 | I have an interest. | I have an interest. |
181 | 00:12:03,998 | 00:12:05,639 | We did fall over once, though. | We did fall over once, though. |
182 | 00:12:04,098 | 00:12:06,930 | 1... 2... | 1... 2... |
183 | 00:12:04,158 | 00:12:06,630 | You should hear him do "Jolene"... amazing. | You should hear him do "Jolene"... amazing. |
184 | 00:12:04,188 | 00:12:07,190 | And, of course, I have a meeting with the school psychologist. | And, of course, I have a meeting with the school psychologist. |
185 | 00:12:04,208 | 00:12:06,150 | was enough "it takes a village" for me. | was enough "it takes a village" for me. |
186 | 00:12:04,449 | 00:12:06,750 | Oh, you put bacon in your laundry. | Oh, you put bacon in your laundry. |
187 | 00:12:04,729 | 00:12:06,730 | inxs without their original lead singer, | inxs without their original lead singer, |
188 | 00:12:05,149 | 00:12:06,390 | There should be one. | There should be one. |
189 | 00:12:05,499 | 00:12:07,030 | That's our room. That's your room. | That's our room. That's your room. |
190 | 00:12:05,639 | 00:12:07,000 | B.f.o.t.b. | B.f.o.t.b. |
191 | 00:12:05,669 | 00:12:07,240 | Did you have a good trip? | Did you have a good trip? |
192 | 00:12:06,170 | 00:12:08,171 | Here we are... apartment 8.8 is great. | Here we are... apartment 8.8 is great. |
193 | 00:12:06,420 | 00:12:08,521 | Okay. Doing great here. | Okay. Doing great here. |
194 | 00:12:06,670 | 00:12:08,271 | You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton? | You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton? |
195 | 00:12:06,770 | 00:12:08,781 | queen without their original lead singer, | queen without their original lead singer, |
196 | 00:12:06,790 | 00:12:08,991 | Paul anka likes me better. Paul anka likes me better. | Paul anka likes me better. Paul anka likes me better. |
197 | 00:12:06,970 | 00:12:10,572 | I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff, so I'm just gonna... | I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff, so I'm just gonna... |
198 | 00:12:07,050 | 00:12:09,582 | [ Bell dings ] Your Turkey melt is up. | [ Bell dings ] Your Turkey melt is up. |
199 | 00:12:07,070 | 00:12:09,572 | They're both the same size, but we have an extra window | They're both the same size, but we have an extra window |
200 | 00:12:07,220 | 00:12:09,992 | Back up. I'm sorry. You... a meeting with who? | Back up. I'm sorry. You... a meeting with who? |
201 | 00:12:07,270 | 00:12:09,312 | I believe it was the best belated 21st-birthday party | I believe it was the best belated 21st-birthday party |
202 | 00:12:07,430 | 00:12:08,661 | mom, I got to go! | mom, I got to go! |
203 | 00:12:08,211 | 00:12:12,053 | Okay, now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first... | Okay, now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first... |
204 | 00:12:08,301 | 00:12:11,743 | A little less with the makeup, but check out the chins. | A little less with the makeup, but check out the chins. |
205 | 00:12:08,551 | 00:12:10,222 | Are you gonna eat that cake? | Are you gonna eat that cake? |
206 | 00:12:08,701 | 00:12:10,913 | Hold on. Wait. I'm coming. | Hold on. Wait. I'm coming. |
207 | 00:12:08,801 | 00:12:11,243 | the supremes without Diana, | the supremes without Diana, |
208 | 00:12:09,021 | 00:12:11,723 | First Tony danza tosses you the corsage, and now this. | First Tony danza tosses you the corsage, and now this. |
209 | 00:12:09,342 | 00:12:11,243 | on record. | on record. |
210 | 00:12:09,612 | 00:12:11,983 | 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him, | 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him, |
211 | 00:12:09,622 | 00:12:11,393 | Luke, your Turkey melt's up. | Luke, your Turkey melt's up. |
212 | 00:12:10,032 | 00:12:11,873 | I told you about this. No, you did not. | I told you about this. No, you did not. |
213 | 00:12:10,252 | 00:12:12,424 | Why, you want it? It's just sitting there. | Why, you want it? It's just sitting there. |
214 | 00:12:10,602 | 00:12:12,414 | Ugh! | Ugh! |
215 | 00:12:10,933 | 00:12:12,904 | Here's sustenance for the road. | Here's sustenance for the road. |
216 | 00:12:11,273 | 00:12:13,674 | and, weirdly, the James brown band without James brown. | and, weirdly, the James brown band without James brown. |
217 | 00:12:11,283 | 00:12:13,114 | What's different? No kalua. | What's different? No kalua. |
218 | 00:12:11,423 | 00:12:12,494 | Refills? | Refills? |
219 | 00:12:11,763 | 00:12:13,434 | Get out here, you. | Get out here, you. |
220 | 00:12:11,773 | 00:12:13,844 | I'm gonna get your burgers. | I'm gonna get your burgers. |
221 | 00:12:11,903 | 00:12:14,005 | Every student who unexpectedly takes time off | Every student who unexpectedly takes time off |
222 | 00:12:12,013 | 00:12:13,654 | so he needs to sleep near glass. | so he needs to sleep near glass. |
223 | 00:12:12,083 | 00:12:13,554 | The bottom bolt second... | The bottom bolt second... |
224 | 00:12:12,444 | 00:12:13,644 | Steinbeck! Steinbeck! | Steinbeck! Steinbeck! |
225 | 00:12:12,454 | 00:12:14,795 | It doesn't look like you're gonna eat it. | It doesn't look like you're gonna eat it. |
226 | 00:12:12,524 | 00:12:14,055 | Yes. See, I can make decisions. | Yes. See, I can make decisions. |
227 | 00:12:12,934 | 00:12:15,776 | For the very long 30-minute drive back to school? | For the very long 30-minute drive back to school? |
228 | 00:12:13,154 | 00:12:14,885 | Oh, right. Which reminds me... | Oh, right. Which reminds me... |
229 | 00:12:13,464 | 00:12:15,666 | Yeah. That's right. Avoid my glance there, buddy. | Yeah. That's right. Avoid my glance there, buddy. |
230 | 00:12:13,674 | 00:12:15,415 | That's not your safety word. | That's not your safety word. |
231 | 00:12:13,684 | 00:12:15,986 | [ Thudding ] Oh, my god! Were those gunshots? | [ Thudding ] Oh, my god! Were those gunshots? |
232 | 00:12:13,714 | 00:12:15,886 | But we wound up seeing Tony danza, who was sublime. | But we wound up seeing Tony danza, who was sublime. |
233 | 00:12:14,035 | 00:12:16,966 | has to have a one-time meeting with the school psychologist. | has to have a one-time meeting with the school psychologist. |
234 | 00:12:14,095 | 00:12:16,566 | What's all this? We are planning a wedding. | What's all this? We are planning a wedding. |
235 | 00:12:14,825 | 00:12:16,096 | Oh, my god. You want our table, don't you? | Oh, my god. You want our table, don't you? |
236 | 00:12:14,915 | 00:12:17,627 | Sorry about all the drunken late-night phone calls. | Sorry about all the drunken late-night phone calls. |
237 | 00:12:15,375 | 00:12:16,376 | He missed us. | He missed us. |
238 | 00:12:15,706 | 00:12:17,407 | It's the sugar-on-the-toe thing. | It's the sugar-on-the-toe thing. |
239 | 00:12:15,806 | 00:12:18,177 | Thank god. I don't think I would have made it. | Thank god. I don't think I would have made it. |
240 | 00:12:15,916 | 00:12:17,647 | Oh, the tap dancing. | Oh, the tap dancing. |
241 | 00:12:15,956 | 00:12:18,457 | the top lock third... | the top lock third... |
242 | 00:12:16,016 | 00:12:17,617 | No, that was just a car backfiring. | No, that was just a car backfiring. |
243 | 00:12:16,136 | 00:12:17,907 | Yeah, we're swamped. | Yeah, we're swamped. |
244 | 00:12:16,416 | 00:12:17,147 | Definitely. | Definitely. |
245 | 00:12:16,596 | 00:12:18,738 | Oh, super. Well, at least there'll be cake. | Oh, super. Well, at least there'll be cake. |
246 | 00:12:17,006 | 00:12:19,378 | You did not tell me this, because I would have remembered | You did not tell me this, because I would have remembered |
247 | 00:12:17,437 | 00:12:19,378 | A dog never forgets his first sugar toe. | A dog never forgets his first sugar toe. |
248 | 00:12:17,447 | 00:12:19,088 | I know. It's "saroyan." | I know. It's "saroyan." |
249 | 00:12:17,657 | 00:12:19,358 | The real gunfire actually sounds fake. | The real gunfire actually sounds fake. |
250 | 00:12:17,657 | 00:12:19,728 | What drunken late-night phone calls? | What drunken late-night phone calls? |
251 | 00:12:17,687 | 00:12:20,319 | Why "taxi" never utilized his musical-comedy skills | Why "taxi" never utilized his musical-comedy skills |
252 | 00:12:17,937 | 00:12:20,409 | I'm your fiancée. That doesn't buy me extra table time? | I'm your fiancée. That doesn't buy me extra table time? |
253 | 00:12:18,217 | 00:12:19,688 | Do you have everything? I think so. | Do you have everything? I think so. |
254 | 00:12:18,497 | 00:12:21,239 | The bottom lock fourth. | The bottom lock fourth. |
255 | 00:12:18,768 | 00:12:20,799 | Well, it's nice that my outlook on life | Well, it's nice that my outlook on life |
256 | 00:12:18,848 | 00:12:21,920 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
257 | 00:12:19,118 | 00:12:21,329 | You've been practicing behind my back. | You've been practicing behind my back. |
258 | 00:12:19,268 | 00:12:21,439 | What in the hell do you think you're doing? | What in the hell do you think you're doing? |
259 | 00:12:19,388 | 00:12:21,559 | You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear." | You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear." |
260 | 00:12:19,408 | 00:12:21,409 | I thought you had a million things to do today. | I thought you had a million things to do today. |
261 | 00:12:19,408 | 00:12:21,779 | if you told me you had to have your head shrunk. | if you told me you had to have your head shrunk. |
262 | 00:12:19,718 | 00:12:21,279 | [ Gasps ] Oh, no! | [ Gasps ] Oh, no! |
263 | 00:12:19,758 | 00:12:21,930 | Uh, so, um, do you want to hear about | Uh, so, um, do you want to hear about |
264 | 00:12:20,359 | 00:12:21,359 | is astonishing. | is astonishing. |
265 | 00:12:20,439 | 00:12:22,400 | You've been sitting there for two hours. | You've been sitting there for two hours. |
266 | 00:12:20,839 | 00:12:22,640 | is sunnier than a 21-year-old's. | is sunnier than a 21-year-old's. |
267 | 00:12:21,269 | 00:12:23,340 | You got to kick the door twice. And that's it. | You got to kick the door twice. And that's it. |
268 | 00:12:21,319 | 00:12:24,491 | What? What are you doing? Why do you hate the boxes? | What? What are you doing? Why do you hate the boxes? |
269 | 00:12:21,359 | 00:12:22,990 | I love you. | I love you. |
270 | 00:12:21,389 | 00:12:22,790 | Sounds great. | Sounds great. |
271 | 00:12:21,439 | 00:12:22,980 | Hmm. Suddenly not so sad to see me go, huh? | Hmm. Suddenly not so sad to see me go, huh? |
272 | 00:12:21,469 | 00:12:23,070 | I was just getting some coffee. | I was just getting some coffee. |
273 | 00:12:21,599 | 00:12:23,130 | Something to look forward to. | Something to look forward to. |
274 | 00:12:21,819 | 00:12:23,821 | It's just a formality. | It's just a formality. |
275 | 00:12:21,960 | 00:12:24,071 | all the things we can tell you about our trip? | all the things we can tell you about our trip? |
276 | 00:12:21,960 | 00:12:27,033 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
277 | 00:12:22,440 | 00:12:24,411 | We're planning our wedding. Well, plan at the counter. | We're planning our wedding. Well, plan at the counter. |
278 | 00:12:22,670 | 00:12:24,541 | Okay, let's start with something simple... | Okay, let's start with something simple... |
279 | 00:12:22,830 | 00:12:24,671 | Oh, and we snagged you a Paul anka t-shirt. | Oh, and we snagged you a Paul anka t-shirt. |
280 | 00:12:23,010 | 00:12:24,951 | What? No. Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye. | What? No. Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye. |
281 | 00:12:23,100 | 00:12:24,401 | You came behind my counter. | You came behind my counter. |
282 | 00:12:23,160 | 00:12:25,932 | Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours. | Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours. |
283 | 00:12:23,370 | 00:12:25,132 | Wow, you really have to earn it, huh? | Wow, you really have to earn it, huh? |
284 | 00:12:23,591 | 00:12:25,362 | 3418.3418. | 3418.3418. |
285 | 00:12:23,851 | 00:12:25,952 | They just want to make sure I'm stable and everything's cool. | They just want to make sure I'm stable and everything's cool. |
286 | 00:12:24,101 | 00:12:25,332 | I'm not sure. | I'm not sure. |
287 | 00:12:24,441 | 00:12:25,542 | I saw Lorelai do it the other day. | I saw Lorelai do it the other day. |
288 | 00:12:24,441 | 00:12:26,843 | You want a counter-planned wedding, seriously? | You want a counter-planned wedding, seriously? |
289 | 00:12:24,521 | 00:12:26,262 | Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! | Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! |
290 | 00:12:24,571 | 00:12:25,772 | A date for the wedding. | A date for the wedding. |
291 | 00:12:24,701 | 00:12:26,542 | Had some left over. | Had some left over. |
292 | 00:12:24,981 | 00:12:26,582 | Bye, Paul anka. | Bye, Paul anka. |
293 | 00:12:25,172 | 00:12:27,373 | It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary. | It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary. |
294 | 00:12:25,372 | 00:12:27,603 | First of all, video poker is my calling. | First of all, video poker is my calling. |
295 | 00:12:25,402 | 00:12:27,433 | Did we pass 3418? | Did we pass 3418? |
296 | 00:12:25,572 | 00:12:27,473 | Lorelai is my fiancée. | Lorelai is my fiancée. |
297 | 00:12:25,812 | 00:12:27,383 | Okay, that does sound simple. | Okay, that does sound simple. |
298 | 00:12:25,972 | 00:12:27,773 | I, as you know, haven't slept through the night | I, as you know, haven't slept through the night |
299 | 00:12:25,992 | 00:12:27,933 | I can't believe you're going to a therapist. | I can't believe you're going to a therapist. |
300 | 00:12:26,292 | 00:12:29,264 | I accidentally forgot to turn in my community-service vest. | I accidentally forgot to turn in my community-service vest. |
301 | 00:12:26,572 | 00:12:27,843 | Wear it tonight. | Wear it tonight. |
302 | 00:12:26,622 | 00:12:29,424 | If you squint really hard, she kind of looks like me. | If you squint really hard, she kind of looks like me. |
303 | 00:12:26,883 | 00:12:28,984 | [ Bell dings ] Coming right up. Forget I said anything. | [ Bell dings ] Coming right up. Forget I said anything. |
304 | 00:12:27,063 | 00:12:30,975 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
305 | 00:12:27,413 | 00:12:28,914 | Some people have mentioned some conflicts, | Some people have mentioned some conflicts, |
306 | 00:12:27,413 | 00:12:29,584 | This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it. | This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it. |
307 | 00:12:27,463 | 00:12:29,034 | This is some weak coffee. | This is some weak coffee. |
308 | 00:12:27,513 | 00:12:29,714 | Only people you're sleeping with are allowed behind the counter? | Only people you're sleeping with are allowed behind the counter? |
309 | 00:12:27,643 | 00:12:29,915 | I think I'm totally gonna dedicate my life to it, | I think I'm totally gonna dedicate my life to it, |
310 | 00:12:27,803 | 00:12:29,534 | since the first time I saw "the wizard of oz," | since the first time I saw "the wizard of oz," |
311 | 00:12:27,873 | 00:12:30,215 | Okay. I'm making you burgers. | Okay. I'm making you burgers. |
312 | 00:12:27,963 | 00:12:29,734 | They're totally gonna ask you about me. | They're totally gonna ask you about me. |
313 | 00:12:28,944 | 00:12:30,905 | and I think we should take those into consideration. | and I think we should take those into consideration. |
314 | 00:12:29,024 | 00:12:30,225 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
315 | 00:12:29,074 | 00:12:30,475 | Maybe I wrote it down wrong. | Maybe I wrote it down wrong. |
316 | 00:12:29,294 | 00:12:30,495 | So? | So? |
317 | 00:12:29,454 | 00:12:30,825 | Take off, lady. | Take off, lady. |
318 | 00:12:29,574 | 00:12:31,516 | so I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night. | so I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night. |
319 | 00:12:29,614 | 00:12:32,116 | Those guys downstairs... They just look deadly. | Those guys downstairs... They just look deadly. |
320 | 00:12:29,744 | 00:12:31,345 | Yes. | Yes. |
321 | 00:12:29,764 | 00:12:31,506 | They always want to ask about your mother. | They always want to ask about your mother. |
322 | 00:12:29,945 | 00:12:32,786 | especially the third machine in the second row of machines | especially the third machine in the second row of machines |
323 | 00:12:30,245 | 00:12:33,217 | Wait, wait. You haven't seen the best part yet. | Wait, wait. You haven't seen the best part yet. |
324 | 00:12:30,255 | 00:12:31,786 | Hey, that's a pretty dress. | Hey, that's a pretty dress. |
325 | 00:12:30,505 | 00:12:32,476 | "Across the street from a butcher." | "Across the street from a butcher." |
326 | 00:12:30,535 | 00:12:32,696 | So this vest belongs to the state. | So this vest belongs to the state. |
327 | 00:12:30,955 | 00:12:32,826 | Miss Patty is going to be in Baja | Miss Patty is going to be in Baja |
328 | 00:12:31,005 | 00:12:35,318 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
329 | 00:12:31,385 | 00:12:33,427 | Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke. | Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke. |
330 | 00:12:31,526 | 00:12:33,727 | It's okay. Say whatever you want. | It's okay. Say whatever you want. |
331 | 00:12:31,546 | 00:12:34,417 | But the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing. | But the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing. |
332 | 00:12:31,826 | 00:12:33,096 | Maybe. It's very white. | Maybe. It's very white. |
333 | 00:12:32,146 | 00:12:35,018 | Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them. | Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them. |
334 | 00:12:32,506 | 00:12:34,147 | Or a "barber." Or a "Barbara." | Or a "barber." Or a "Barbara." |
335 | 00:12:32,736 | 00:12:34,567 | I have now stolen state property. | I have now stolen state property. |
336 | 00:12:32,816 | 00:12:34,918 | as you hit the entrance of trump Taj Mahal. | as you hit the entrance of trump Taj Mahal. |
337 | 00:12:32,856 | 00:12:34,497 | the first two weeks in April. | the first two weeks in April. |
338 | 00:12:34,177 | 00:12:35,978 | "Across the street from a Barbara." | "Across the street from a Barbara." |
339 | 00:12:36,018 | 00:12:37,950 | Ooh, I wonder if it's a famous Barbara, | Ooh, I wonder if it's a famous Barbara, |
340 | 00:12:37,990 | 00:12:39,350 | like Streisand or mandrell. | like Streisand or mandrell. |
341 | 00:12:39,390 | 00:12:40,591 | Okay, I give. | Okay, I give. |
342 | 00:12:40,621 | 00:12:42,022 | Oh, I think we passed it. | Oh, I think we passed it. |
343 | 00:12:42,062 | 00:12:43,663 | This was supposed to be the best place | This was supposed to be the best place |
344 | 00:12:43,693 | 00:12:46,235 | to find wedding invitations, and now we've passed it! | to find wedding invitations, and now we've passed it! |
345 | 00:12:46,265 | 00:12:48,266 | Since we passed it, it's vanished from the face of the earth, | Since we passed it, it's vanished from the face of the earth, |
346 | 00:12:48,306 | 00:12:49,667 | never to be seen again. | never to be seen again. |
347 | 00:12:49,707 | 00:12:51,638 | Here. Let me see the paper. | Here. Let me see the paper. |
348 | 00:12:51,678 | 00:12:53,139 | Oh, yeah, we passed it. | Oh, yeah, we passed it. |
349 | 00:12:53,179 | 00:12:54,510 | Of course we have. | Of course we have. |
350 | 00:12:54,540 | 00:12:56,351 | And we're on the wrong side of the street. | And we're on the wrong side of the street. |
351 | 00:12:56,381 | 00:12:58,022 | Of course we are. | Of course we are. |
352 | 00:12:58,052 | 00:12:59,953 | Ooh! Look, look. | Ooh! Look, look. |
353 | 00:12:59,983 | 00:13:01,154 | What? | What? |
354 | 00:13:01,194 | 00:13:02,355 | Let's go in. | Let's go in. |
355 | 00:13:02,395 | 00:13:04,326 | Why? To look at dresses! | Why? To look at dresses! |
356 | 00:13:04,356 | 00:13:07,268 | I don't know what kind of dress I want. I may make my own. | I don't know what kind of dress I want. I may make my own. |
357 | 00:13:07,298 | 00:13:09,139 | We can just go in and look around. | We can just go in and look around. |
358 | 00:13:09,169 | 00:13:10,740 | They're gonna look at us funny. | They're gonna look at us funny. |
359 | 00:13:10,770 | 00:13:13,472 | What are you talking about? ♪ You have the golden ticket | What are you talking about? ♪ You have the golden ticket |
360 | 00:13:13,512 | 00:13:15,043 | I do, don't I? | I do, don't I? |
361 | 00:13:15,083 | 00:13:17,444 | ♪ You have the golden ticket on your hand ♪ | ♪ You have the golden ticket on your hand ♪ |
362 | 00:13:17,484 | 00:13:19,385 | you're gonna stop singing when we go inside, right? | you're gonna stop singing when we go inside, right? |
363 | 00:13:19,415 | 00:13:21,127 | Otherwise, they really will look at us funny. | Otherwise, they really will look at us funny. |
364 | 00:13:21,157 | 00:13:24,128 | Wow. It's a lot of white. | Wow. It's a lot of white. |
365 | 00:13:24,158 | 00:13:27,100 | Ooh! Try this on. I dare you. | Ooh! Try this on. I dare you. |
366 | 00:13:27,130 | 00:13:29,072 | I think this is the one divine turned down | I think this is the one divine turned down |
367 | 00:13:29,102 | 00:13:30,532 | for being too over-the-top. | for being too over-the-top. |
368 | 00:13:30,572 | 00:13:32,304 | Are we allowed to touch these? | Are we allowed to touch these? |
369 | 00:13:32,344 | 00:13:34,145 | I don't know. Do you see anyone here? | I don't know. Do you see anyone here? |
370 | 00:13:34,175 | 00:13:35,716 | Maybe they're in back. | Maybe they're in back. |
371 | 00:13:35,746 | 00:13:39,318 | Maybe they've been taken hostage by the tulle. | Maybe they've been taken hostage by the tulle. |
372 | 00:13:39,348 | 00:13:41,459 | Where are you going? | Where are you going? |
373 | 00:13:41,489 | 00:13:42,560 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
374 | 00:13:42,590 | 00:13:43,561 | Look. | Look. |
375 | 00:13:43,591 | 00:13:45,332 | Pretty. | Pretty. |
376 | 00:13:45,362 | 00:13:48,464 | Not pretty. It's perfect. It's the perfect dress. | Not pretty. It's perfect. It's the perfect dress. |
377 | 00:13:48,504 | 00:13:50,135 | Really? You think? | Really? You think? |
378 | 00:13:50,165 | 00:13:51,676 | I don't believe it. | I don't believe it. |
379 | 00:13:51,706 | 00:13:54,237 | I just turned around, and there it is... the perfect dress. | I just turned around, and there it is... the perfect dress. |
380 | 00:13:54,277 | 00:13:55,508 | It's your size. | It's your size. |
381 | 00:13:55,548 | 00:13:58,380 | The perfect dress is my size. That is weird. | The perfect dress is my size. That is weird. |
382 | 00:13:58,420 | 00:13:59,651 | Does anyone work here? | Does anyone work here? |
383 | 00:13:59,681 | 00:14:01,592 | Hello! Does anyone work here?! | Hello! Does anyone work here?! |
384 | 00:14:01,622 | 00:14:02,753 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
385 | 00:14:02,793 | 00:14:04,424 | What? It's on sale. | What? It's on sale. |
386 | 00:14:04,454 | 00:14:06,125 | It's the perfect dress. | It's the perfect dress. |
387 | 00:14:06,165 | 00:14:08,236 | That's it. I'm trying it on. | That's it. I'm trying it on. |
388 | 00:14:08,266 | 00:14:10,567 | [ Squeals, giggles ] | [ Squeals, giggles ] |
389 | 00:14:10,597 | 00:14:12,239 | Don't get the wrong idea. | Don't get the wrong idea. |
390 | 00:14:12,269 | 00:14:14,670 | I'm not looking for anything serious. | I'm not looking for anything serious. |
391 | 00:14:18,182 | 00:14:19,653 | Look. Woman come in here. | Look. Woman come in here. |
392 | 00:14:19,683 | 00:14:22,355 | Tell me this is full set of 1950s milk glass. | Tell me this is full set of 1950s milk glass. |
393 | 00:14:22,385 | 00:14:25,097 | Does she think my mother dropped me on my head when I'm a baby? | Does she think my mother dropped me on my head when I'm a baby? |
394 | 00:14:25,127 | 00:14:27,828 | I know nigella Lawson when I see it. | I know nigella Lawson when I see it. |
395 | 00:14:27,858 | 00:14:29,499 | I'm going upstairs. | I'm going upstairs. |
396 | 00:14:29,529 | 00:14:30,830 | Wait. Talk. | Wait. Talk. |
397 | 00:14:30,870 | 00:14:32,341 | How was work? | How was work? |
398 | 00:14:32,371 | 00:14:33,802 | I handed people food for 6 1/2 hours. | I handed people food for 6 1/2 hours. |
399 | 00:14:33,842 | 00:14:35,343 | It's every little girl's dream. | It's every little girl's dream. |
400 | 00:14:35,373 | 00:14:37,544 | I'm making kimchi dumplings tonight. | I'm making kimchi dumplings tonight. |
401 | 00:14:37,574 | 00:14:40,816 | I smell like burgers and fries, so I'll have to shower, | I smell like burgers and fries, so I'll have to shower, |
402 | 00:14:40,846 | 00:14:43,488 | which means I won't be ready for dinner for at least 45 minutes. | which means I won't be ready for dinner for at least 45 minutes. |
403 | 00:14:43,518 | 00:14:46,630 | Fine. I need to make the dumplings. | Fine. I need to make the dumplings. |
404 | 00:14:46,660 | 00:14:48,461 | And you might want to put on your Korean television show. | And you might want to put on your Korean television show. |
405 | 00:14:48,501 | 00:14:51,603 | I'm gonna listen to music... Music you don't approve of. | I'm gonna listen to music... Music you don't approve of. |
406 | 00:14:51,633 | 00:14:55,406 | I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to the music I like when I like, | I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to the music I like when I like, |
407 | 00:14:55,446 | 00:14:57,577 | and that's just the way it's gonna be. | and that's just the way it's gonna be. |
408 | 00:15:02,390 | 00:15:03,791 | Professor Jillian. | Professor Jillian. |
409 | 00:15:03,821 | 00:15:05,522 | Sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry. | Sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry. |
410 | 00:15:05,562 | 00:15:07,623 | That's okay. Don't slow down. I'll catch up. | That's okay. Don't slow down. I'll catch up. |
411 | 00:15:07,663 | 00:15:08,894 | Hi. Rory Gilmore. | Hi. Rory Gilmore. |
412 | 00:15:08,934 | 00:15:10,795 | Nice to meet you, Rory. And you, really. | Nice to meet you, Rory. And you, really. |
413 | 00:15:10,835 | 00:15:12,866 | I'm actually hoping to get a spot in your class. | I'm actually hoping to get a spot in your class. |
414 | 00:15:12,906 | 00:15:14,668 | It was full by the time I got my name in, | It was full by the time I got my name in, |
415 | 00:15:14,708 | 00:15:16,178 | not that my delay in registering | not that my delay in registering |
416 | 00:15:16,209 | 00:15:17,940 | should be taken as lack of enthusiasm. | should be taken as lack of enthusiasm. |
417 | 00:15:17,980 | 00:15:20,951 | So, anyhow, I'm really hoping to score a spot in your class. | So, anyhow, I'm really hoping to score a spot in your class. |
418 | 00:15:20,982 | 00:15:22,282 | Well, add/drop begins tomorrow. | Well, add/drop begins tomorrow. |
419 | 00:15:22,322 | 00:15:24,184 | I'm aware of that. | I'm aware of that. |
420 | 00:15:24,224 | 00:15:26,755 | I thought I would start putting in a good word for myself now. | I thought I would start putting in a good word for myself now. |
421 | 00:15:26,795 | 00:15:29,367 | So here's the good word... I'm dying to be in your class. | So here's the good word... I'm dying to be in your class. |
422 | 00:15:29,397 | 00:15:31,668 | I even bought your book, the one you wrote for the class. | I even bought your book, the one you wrote for the class. |
423 | 00:15:31,698 | 00:15:33,770 | I bought it new, not used, so you get full royalty payment. | I bought it new, not used, so you get full royalty payment. |
424 | 00:15:33,800 | 00:15:34,800 | Well, thank you. | Well, thank you. |
425 | 00:15:34,840 | 00:15:36,611 | I want to be in your class. | I want to be in your class. |
426 | 00:15:36,641 | 00:15:37,812 | I can't make you any promises, | I can't make you any promises, |
427 | 00:15:37,842 | 00:15:39,583 | but I appreciate your enthusiasm. | but I appreciate your enthusiasm. |
428 | 00:15:39,613 | 00:15:42,255 | And I get full royalties whether you buy the book new or used. | And I get full royalties whether you buy the book new or used. |
429 | 00:15:42,285 | 00:15:43,786 | See how much I've learned already? | See how much I've learned already? |
430 | 00:15:43,816 | 00:15:45,787 | Goodbye, Rory. I will see you tomorrow. | Goodbye, Rory. I will see you tomorrow. |
431 | 00:15:52,731 | 00:15:54,933 | I knew you'd have to hit the coffee cart eventually. | I knew you'd have to hit the coffee cart eventually. |
432 | 00:16:02,447 | 00:16:04,449 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
433 | 00:16:08,992 | 00:16:11,303 | Well, we're done. We're done with what? | Well, we're done. We're done with what? |
434 | 00:16:11,333 | 00:16:13,504 | With the wedding preparations. We're all done. | With the wedding preparations. We're all done. |
435 | 00:16:13,534 | 00:16:15,005 | What? | What? |
436 | 00:16:15,035 | 00:16:17,337 | I just dropped off a deposit check to the caterer, | I just dropped off a deposit check to the caterer, |
437 | 00:16:17,377 | 00:16:19,278 | and I brought you some duck-sausage rolls, by the way. | and I brought you some duck-sausage rolls, by the way. |
438 | 00:16:19,308 | 00:16:20,909 | Duck-sausage rolls. | Duck-sausage rolls. |
439 | 00:16:20,949 | 00:16:22,980 | They sounded weird to me, too, but they're incredible. | They sounded weird to me, too, but they're incredible. |
440 | 00:16:23,020 | 00:16:24,581 | I don't understand. How did this happen? | I don't understand. How did this happen? |
441 | 00:16:24,621 | 00:16:26,292 | This morning, you didn't know | This morning, you didn't know |
442 | 00:16:26,322 | 00:16:28,364 | whether you were gonna wear a white dress or not. | whether you were gonna wear a white dress or not. |
443 | 00:16:28,394 | 00:16:30,825 | But then Sookie and went to check out these invitations, | But then Sookie and went to check out these invitations, |
444 | 00:16:30,865 | 00:16:33,467 | and right next door, there was this little bridal shop. | and right next door, there was this little bridal shop. |
445 | 00:16:33,497 | 00:16:36,609 | And we thought, "we'll just go in, look around, no big deal." | And we thought, "we'll just go in, look around, no big deal." |
446 | 00:16:36,639 | 00:16:37,770 | Just girl fun, right? | Just girl fun, right? |
447 | 00:16:37,810 | 00:16:39,881 | And I went in, and I turned around, | And I went in, and I turned around, |
448 | 00:16:39,911 | 00:16:42,082 | and there it was... The perfect dress. | and there it was... The perfect dress. |
449 | 00:16:42,112 | 00:16:44,784 | The bodice is this blush-colored silk tulle, | The bodice is this blush-colored silk tulle, |
450 | 00:16:44,814 | 00:16:46,625 | and it has all these little crystal beads on it. | and it has all these little crystal beads on it. |
451 | 00:16:46,655 | 00:16:50,097 | The skirt is a blush silk tulle with a blush silk/satin lining, | The skirt is a blush silk tulle with a blush silk/satin lining, |
452 | 00:16:50,127 | 00:16:52,068 | and the back goes into a train. | and the back goes into a train. |
453 | 00:16:52,098 | 00:16:55,871 | And, oh, it has a cream, satin sash, | And, oh, it has a cream, satin sash, |
454 | 00:16:55,901 | 00:16:57,602 | so you get a little white in there, | so you get a little white in there, |
455 | 00:16:57,642 | 00:16:58,773 | which I know is very important to you. | which I know is very important to you. |
456 | 00:16:58,813 | 00:17:00,114 | I tried it on, and it fit me perfectly, | I tried it on, and it fit me perfectly, |
457 | 00:17:00,144 | 00:17:02,385 | and it was on sale, and so I bought it. | and it was on sale, and so I bought it. |
458 | 00:17:02,415 | 00:17:03,986 | And from the minute I bought the dress, | And from the minute I bought the dress, |
459 | 00:17:04,016 | 00:17:05,917 | everything else fell into place. | everything else fell into place. |
460 | 00:17:05,957 | 00:17:07,858 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
461 | 00:17:07,888 | 00:17:09,389 | Well, the dress is strapless, so, hello, summer wedding. | Well, the dress is strapless, so, hello, summer wedding. |
462 | 00:17:09,429 | 00:17:12,361 | And summer means daisies, so flower choice done. | And summer means daisies, so flower choice done. |
463 | 00:17:12,401 | 00:17:14,032 | And we went into the stationery store, | And we went into the stationery store, |
464 | 00:17:14,062 | 00:17:16,134 | and there was the perfect Daisy invitations, | and there was the perfect Daisy invitations, |
465 | 00:17:16,174 | 00:17:17,935 | which I know sounds a little girly, | which I know sounds a little girly, |
466 | 00:17:17,975 | 00:17:20,576 | but, seriously, there are no macho wedding invitations, | but, seriously, there are no macho wedding invitations, |
467 | 00:17:20,606 | 00:17:22,147 | so please just give me this one, okay? | so please just give me this one, okay? |
468 | 00:17:22,177 | 00:17:23,878 | Okay. | Okay. |
469 | 00:17:23,918 | 00:17:26,550 | So I bought the invitations. The place is running a special. | So I bought the invitations. The place is running a special. |
470 | 00:17:26,590 | 00:17:28,561 | They print the invites and mail them for you | They print the invites and mail them for you |
471 | 00:17:28,591 | 00:17:30,493 | and handle the rsvp list, so that's done. | and handle the rsvp list, so that's done. |
472 | 00:17:30,523 | 00:17:31,863 | Then we go to get some coffee, | Then we go to get some coffee, |
473 | 00:17:31,893 | 00:17:33,695 | and in the window of the coffee shop, | and in the window of the coffee shop, |
474 | 00:17:33,735 | 00:17:36,166 | there is a picture of a beautiful Rose-covered church. | there is a picture of a beautiful Rose-covered church. |
475 | 00:17:36,206 | 00:17:38,938 | I thought, "gee, that's pretty. I wonder where that is." | I thought, "gee, that's pretty. I wonder where that is." |
476 | 00:17:38,978 | 00:17:40,139 | And do you know where it is? | And do you know where it is? |
477 | 00:17:40,179 | 00:17:41,649 | No. | No. |
478 | 00:17:41,680 | 00:17:43,511 | Right around the corner from the coffee shop. | Right around the corner from the coffee shop. |
479 | 00:17:43,551 | 00:17:45,012 | So we went in and talked to pastor Todd. | So we went in and talked to pastor Todd. |
480 | 00:17:45,052 | 00:17:46,623 | Pastor Todd? | Pastor Todd? |
481 | 00:17:46,653 | 00:17:48,624 | And out back, there's a separate function hall | And out back, there's a separate function hall |
482 | 00:17:48,654 | 00:17:51,926 | with these floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open out. | with these floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open out. |
483 | 00:17:51,966 | 00:17:54,528 | And behind the hall is this old carrousel. | And behind the hall is this old carrousel. |
484 | 00:17:54,568 | 00:17:55,668 | A carrousel? | A carrousel? |
485 | 00:17:55,698 | 00:17:57,139 | From 1850. | From 1850. |
486 | 00:17:57,169 | 00:17:59,210 | And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, | And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, |
487 | 00:17:59,240 | 00:18:01,012 | which, by the way, is the date of our wedding. | which, by the way, is the date of our wedding. |
488 | 00:18:01,042 | 00:18:02,513 | June 3rd? | June 3rd? |
489 | 00:18:02,543 | 00:18:05,044 | Yes. Which is also miraculously a date | Yes. Which is also miraculously a date |
490 | 00:18:05,084 | 00:18:07,586 | that no one in stars hollow has a conflict with, | that no one in stars hollow has a conflict with, |
491 | 00:18:07,616 | 00:18:09,087 | and the pastor was running a special. | and the pastor was running a special. |
492 | 00:18:09,127 | 00:18:11,188 | A special? Yeah. I rented the church. | A special? Yeah. I rented the church. |
493 | 00:18:11,228 | 00:18:13,059 | And he gave me the hall for half price, | And he gave me the hall for half price, |
494 | 00:18:13,099 | 00:18:15,531 | and he threw in the use of the carrousel for nothing. | and he threw in the use of the carrousel for nothing. |
495 | 00:18:15,571 | 00:18:18,102 | And his sister runs a catering company, and Sookie blessed it, | And his sister runs a catering company, and Sookie blessed it, |
496 | 00:18:18,132 | 00:18:20,043 | and so basically that's it... We're done. | and so basically that's it... We're done. |
497 | 00:18:20,074 | 00:18:22,915 | It was so weird how this happened. | It was so weird how this happened. |
498 | 00:18:22,945 | 00:18:24,546 | It's like the dress was a sign or something. | It's like the dress was a sign or something. |
499 | 00:18:24,576 | 00:18:25,917 | There are no signs. | There are no signs. |
500 | 00:18:25,947 | 00:18:28,659 | Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It started snowing. | Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It started snowing. |
501 | 00:18:28,689 | 00:18:31,761 | It started snowing right as I started talking about signs. | It started snowing right as I started talking about signs. |
502 | 00:18:31,791 | 00:18:33,732 | That, my friend, is a sign. | That, my friend, is a sign. |
503 | 00:18:33,762 | 00:18:35,933 | That is not a sign. That is weather. | That is not a sign. That is weather. |
504 | 00:18:35,963 | 00:18:39,175 | No, this is more than weather. This is fate. | No, this is more than weather. This is fate. |
505 | 00:18:39,205 | 00:18:41,507 | June 3rd, huh? | June 3rd, huh? |
506 | 00:18:41,547 | 00:18:42,808 | That's soon. I know. | That's soon. I know. |
507 | 00:18:42,848 | 00:18:44,209 | It's less than five months away. | It's less than five months away. |
508 | 00:18:44,249 | 00:18:45,650 | I know. | I know. |
509 | 00:18:45,680 | 00:18:47,251 | [ Giggles ] | [ Giggles ] |
510 | 00:18:47,281 | 00:18:50,993 | I better get this back home before the snow gets any worse. | I better get this back home before the snow gets any worse. |
511 | 00:18:51,023 | 00:18:52,864 | Oh, and I picked out your tuxedo. | Oh, and I picked out your tuxedo. |
512 | 00:18:52,894 | 00:18:55,025 | You can stop by the place anytime you want. | You can stop by the place anytime you want. |
513 | 00:18:55,065 | 00:18:57,867 | They were running a special, so the alterations are free. | They were running a special, so the alterations are free. |
514 | 00:19:08,084 | 00:19:11,696 | City beat... Martha billings. Editorials... Peter Brooke. | City beat... Martha billings. Editorials... Peter Brooke. |
515 | 00:19:11,726 | 00:19:13,197 | Sports... Russ tamblen. | Sports... Russ tamblen. |
516 | 00:19:13,227 | 00:19:15,568 | Religion beat... Heather torrance. | Religion beat... Heather torrance. |
517 | 00:19:15,598 | 00:19:17,670 | Religion beat... my former beat. | Religion beat... my former beat. |
518 | 00:19:17,700 | 00:19:19,000 | Good luck, Heather. | Good luck, Heather. |
519 | 00:19:19,040 | 00:19:21,172 | And features... Arlen sather, Nick Scott, | And features... Arlen sather, Nick Scott, |
520 | 00:19:21,202 | 00:19:22,913 | and the returning Rory Gilmore. | and the returning Rory Gilmore. |
521 | 00:19:22,943 | 00:19:24,674 | Also joining our ranks this year, | Also joining our ranks this year, |
522 | 00:19:24,714 | 00:19:26,245 | our former editor Doyle mcmaster | our former editor Doyle mcmaster |
523 | 00:19:26,285 | 00:19:29,257 | and his his new column "the world according to Doyle." | and his his new column "the world according to Doyle." |
524 | 00:19:29,287 | 00:19:32,289 | It's going to be a great term, people, an important term, | It's going to be a great term, people, an important term, |
525 | 00:19:32,329 | 00:19:35,160 | a term to change the history of the Yale daily news. | a term to change the history of the Yale daily news. |
526 | 00:19:35,190 | 00:19:37,932 | The work will be hard. It has to be hard. | The work will be hard. It has to be hard. |
527 | 00:19:37,962 | 00:19:40,804 | Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. | Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. |
528 | 00:19:40,834 | 00:19:42,875 | Please remember that I am your editor. | Please remember that I am your editor. |
529 | 00:19:42,905 | 00:19:44,907 | I am not your mother or your hugger. | I am not your mother or your hugger. |
530 | 00:19:44,947 | 00:19:46,918 | If you need some love, get a hooker. | If you need some love, get a hooker. |
531 | 00:19:46,948 | 00:19:50,390 | If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. | If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. |
532 | 00:19:50,420 | 00:19:52,661 | My door is not open to you ever. | My door is not open to you ever. |
533 | 00:19:52,691 | 00:19:55,263 | You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. | You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. |
534 | 00:19:55,293 | 00:19:57,094 | Welcome to the Yale daily news. | Welcome to the Yale daily news. |
535 | 00:19:59,936 | 00:20:01,367 | Thanks for the features beat, Paris. | Thanks for the features beat, Paris. |
536 | 00:20:01,407 | 00:20:03,208 | You deserve it. You're a good writer. | You deserve it. You're a good writer. |
537 | 00:20:03,238 | 00:20:05,650 | Thank you. And I know you're gonna be a great editor. | Thank you. And I know you're gonna be a great editor. |
538 | 00:20:05,680 | 00:20:08,281 | But, you know, you might want to ease up just a tad. | But, you know, you might want to ease up just a tad. |
539 | 00:20:08,311 | 00:20:09,922 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
540 | 00:20:09,952 | 00:20:11,383 | You know, the "five minutes for the cookies," | You know, the "five minutes for the cookies," |
541 | 00:20:11,423 | 00:20:13,855 | the "no talking" signs posted everywhere, | the "no talking" signs posted everywhere, |
542 | 00:20:13,895 | 00:20:15,896 | the "no decorating your desk" rule, | the "no decorating your desk" rule, |
543 | 00:20:15,926 | 00:20:18,738 | the new demerit system, the locks on the bathroom doors. | the new demerit system, the locks on the bathroom doors. |
544 | 00:20:18,768 | 00:20:21,169 | It's just all a little, um, harsh and restrictive. | It's just all a little, um, harsh and restrictive. |
545 | 00:20:21,199 | 00:20:22,810 | This is a newsroom. | This is a newsroom. |
546 | 00:20:22,840 | 00:20:25,272 | People should be able to talk, yell, joke around... | People should be able to talk, yell, joke around... |
547 | 00:20:25,312 | 00:20:27,013 | I don't agree. Go to the bathroom. | I don't agree. Go to the bathroom. |
548 | 00:20:27,043 | 00:20:28,984 | Journalism is an art form, and the best art | Journalism is an art form, and the best art |
549 | 00:20:29,014 | 00:20:30,815 | is created under repression, like Stalin's gulag. | is created under repression, like Stalin's gulag. |
550 | 00:20:30,855 | 00:20:32,356 | You think Solzhenitsyn | You think Solzhenitsyn |
551 | 00:20:32,386 | 00:20:34,728 | could have written "one day in the life of Ivan denisovich" | could have written "one day in the life of Ivan denisovich" |
552 | 00:20:34,758 | 00:20:36,429 | on a yoga retreat? | on a yoga retreat? |
553 | 00:20:36,459 | 00:20:38,360 | Oh, great. | Oh, great. |
554 | 00:20:38,400 | 00:20:40,471 | I got a call saying your boyfriend was coming back. | I got a call saying your boyfriend was coming back. |
555 | 00:20:40,501 | 00:20:43,143 | He's not my boyfriend anymore, Paris. We broke up. | He's not my boyfriend anymore, Paris. We broke up. |
556 | 00:20:43,173 | 00:20:45,274 | Keep your personal stuff at home, okay? | Keep your personal stuff at home, okay? |
557 | 00:20:45,304 | 00:20:47,216 | I can't be seen caring about this. | I can't be seen caring about this. |
558 | 00:20:47,246 | 00:20:50,087 | My door is not open! Huntzberger... my office, now! | My door is not open! Huntzberger... my office, now! |
559 | 00:20:56,131 | 00:20:59,133 | Sit down, Logan. Let's have a little talk about your future. | Sit down, Logan. Let's have a little talk about your future. |
560 | 00:20:59,163 | 00:21:00,904 | Sure, Paris. | Sure, Paris. |
561 | 00:21:00,934 | 00:21:03,476 | Now, I know you think your sugar daddy runs the world, | Now, I know you think your sugar daddy runs the world, |
562 | 00:21:03,506 | 00:21:05,307 | and that includes this paper, | and that includes this paper, |
563 | 00:21:05,337 | 00:21:08,149 | and possibly in the past that was true, but not anymore. | and possibly in the past that was true, but not anymore. |
564 | 00:21:08,179 | 00:21:10,750 | You don't scare me. Your daddy doesn't scare me. | You don't scare me. Your daddy doesn't scare me. |
565 | 00:21:10,780 | 00:21:12,752 | Your mommy doesn't scare me. | Your mommy doesn't scare me. |
566 | 00:21:12,792 | 00:21:14,923 | If you have a brother, a sister, or a really angry cat, | If you have a brother, a sister, or a really angry cat, |
567 | 00:21:14,953 | 00:21:16,424 | they don't scare me, either. | they don't scare me, either. |
568 | 00:21:16,464 | 00:21:18,895 | Hey, either spin a plate on your nose while you do that | Hey, either spin a plate on your nose while you do that |
569 | 00:21:18,935 | 00:21:20,366 | or cut it out, 'cause I am speaking. | or cut it out, 'cause I am speaking. |
570 | 00:21:20,396 | 00:21:22,107 | Sorry. Oh, you will be. | Sorry. Oh, you will be. |
571 | 00:21:22,137 | 00:21:25,309 | Now let's talk about deadlines, emphasis on "dead." | Now let's talk about deadlines, emphasis on "dead." |
572 | 00:21:27,341 | 00:21:29,082 | So, the elevator's getting fixed on Monday, | So, the elevator's getting fixed on Monday, |
573 | 00:21:29,112 | 00:21:31,113 | but I'm thinking I may not even use it | but I'm thinking I may not even use it |
574 | 00:21:31,153 | 00:21:33,224 | 'cause the stairs are excellent exercise. | 'cause the stairs are excellent exercise. |
575 | 00:21:33,254 | 00:21:37,127 | And I love having a hallway. I've never had a hallway before. | And I love having a hallway. I've never had a hallway before. |
576 | 00:21:37,157 | 00:21:40,029 | And I am really lucky that Paris and Doyle | And I am really lucky that Paris and Doyle |
577 | 00:21:40,069 | 00:21:42,500 | hadn't rented out that other room yet. | hadn't rented out that other room yet. |
578 | 00:21:42,540 | 00:21:45,342 | I mean, this location is really in demand. | I mean, this location is really in demand. |
579 | 00:21:45,372 | 00:21:46,943 | Really? Oh, yeah. | Really? Oh, yeah. |
580 | 00:21:46,973 | 00:21:49,244 | I mean, it is literally 10 minutes from campus. | I mean, it is literally 10 minutes from campus. |
581 | 00:21:49,284 | 00:21:52,356 | You know how hard I'm gonna have to work to be late for class? | You know how hard I'm gonna have to work to be late for class? |
582 | 00:21:52,386 | 00:21:56,059 | Those guys down there... Are they your neighbors? | Those guys down there... Are they your neighbors? |
583 | 00:21:56,089 | 00:21:58,530 | Um, no. They're a doo-wop group. | Um, no. They're a doo-wop group. |
584 | 00:21:58,560 | 00:22:01,502 | You have some plutonium back there or something? | You have some plutonium back there or something? |
585 | 00:22:01,532 | 00:22:03,873 | Uh, no, just Paris. She's quirky. | Uh, no, just Paris. She's quirky. |
586 | 00:22:03,904 | 00:22:05,875 | Okay, welcome to my place. | Okay, welcome to my place. |
587 | 00:22:05,905 | 00:22:07,346 | No. | No. |
588 | 00:22:07,376 | 00:22:09,477 | Mom, give it a chance. No. | Mom, give it a chance. No. |
589 | 00:22:09,517 | 00:22:11,448 | Look, we have a really big living room. | Look, we have a really big living room. |
590 | 00:22:11,478 | 00:22:13,119 | No. | No. |
591 | 00:22:13,149 | 00:22:16,161 | It just looks rundown, but everything works fine. | It just looks rundown, but everything works fine. |
592 | 00:22:16,191 | 00:22:17,162 | No! Mom. | No! Mom. |
593 | 00:22:17,192 | 00:22:18,493 | No. | No. |
594 | 00:22:18,523 | 00:22:20,564 | Okay, tour's over. Time for lunch. | Okay, tour's over. Time for lunch. |
595 | 00:22:20,594 | 00:22:22,005 | No. | No. |
596 | 00:22:22,035 | 00:22:24,366 | Let's go. No. No. | Let's go. No. No. |
597 | 00:22:24,406 | 00:22:27,208 | Doyle: Saroyan! Saroyan! | Doyle: Saroyan! Saroyan! |
598 | 00:22:27,238 | 00:22:28,279 | Aah! | Aah! |
599 | 00:22:28,309 | 00:22:30,980 | No, no, no. Okay. Okay. | No, no, no. Okay. Okay. |
600 | 00:22:33,052 | 00:22:34,423 | It's very nice. It's one of a kind. | It's very nice. It's one of a kind. |
601 | 00:22:34,453 | 00:22:37,354 | Will you take $250? It does have some nicks. | Will you take $250? It does have some nicks. |
602 | 00:22:37,394 | 00:22:39,966 | That chair is 200 years old. It's gonna have some nicks. | That chair is 200 years old. It's gonna have some nicks. |
603 | 00:22:39,996 | 00:22:41,467 | It sat in James Madison's bedroom. | It sat in James Madison's bedroom. |
604 | 00:22:41,497 | 00:22:43,138 | This chair is a piece of history. | This chair is a piece of history. |
605 | 00:22:43,168 | 00:22:44,969 | We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you. | We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you. |
606 | 00:22:44,999 | 00:22:46,510 | Well, I didn't mean to insult you. | Well, I didn't mean to insult you. |
607 | 00:22:46,540 | 00:22:48,311 | You didn't insult me. | You didn't insult me. |
608 | 00:22:48,341 | 00:22:50,513 | You insulted the chair and the United States of America. | You insulted the chair and the United States of America. |
609 | 00:22:50,543 | 00:22:52,254 | All right. $300's fine. | All right. $300's fine. |
610 | 00:22:52,284 | 00:22:54,355 | Forget it. That's what the price tag says. | Forget it. That's what the price tag says. |
611 | 00:22:54,385 | 00:22:57,327 | The price just went up. If you want the chair, it's $350. | The price just went up. If you want the chair, it's $350. |
612 | 00:22:57,357 | 00:23:00,399 | If you don't, please leave. I have a lot of work to do. | If you don't, please leave. I have a lot of work to do. |
613 | 00:23:00,429 | 00:23:01,530 | Bye. | Bye. |
614 | 00:23:01,560 | 00:23:03,501 | $350... here. Do you take cash? | $350... here. Do you take cash? |
615 | 00:23:03,531 | 00:23:05,102 | Exact change only. | Exact change only. |
616 | 00:23:05,132 | 00:23:07,443 | I don't suppose you have a delivery service. | I don't suppose you have a delivery service. |
617 | 00:23:07,473 | 00:23:10,415 | Oh, that's okay. I'll... I'll take it with me right now. | Oh, that's okay. I'll... I'll take it with me right now. |
618 | 00:23:14,448 | 00:23:16,719 | You forgot to kick her in the pants as she walked out. | You forgot to kick her in the pants as she walked out. |
619 | 00:23:16,759 | 00:23:18,390 | I made the sale, didn't I? | I made the sale, didn't I? |
620 | 00:23:18,420 | 00:23:20,732 | Yes, but with less bite, a customer might come back. | Yes, but with less bite, a customer might come back. |
621 | 00:23:20,762 | 00:23:22,363 | You always drive a hard bargain. | You always drive a hard bargain. |
622 | 00:23:22,403 | 00:23:24,334 | Yes, I do. We do have a delivery service. | Yes, I do. We do have a delivery service. |
623 | 00:23:24,364 | 00:23:26,235 | Yeah, me in a minivan... Not in the mood, | Yeah, me in a minivan... Not in the mood, |
624 | 00:23:26,275 | 00:23:28,406 | no matter how exciting the prospect of a $2 tip is. | no matter how exciting the prospect of a $2 tip is. |
625 | 00:23:28,436 | 00:23:31,078 | Too bad it's not Christmas... That smiley face of yours | Too bad it's not Christmas... That smiley face of yours |
626 | 00:23:31,108 | 00:23:33,620 | would cheer up children for miles around. | would cheer up children for miles around. |
627 | 00:23:36,652 | 00:23:39,363 | You have a lot of nerve just to walk into my place like this. | You have a lot of nerve just to walk into my place like this. |
628 | 00:23:39,393 | 00:23:41,695 | What are you talking about? This is a place of business. | What are you talking about? This is a place of business. |
629 | 00:23:41,725 | 00:23:43,236 | Maybe I want to buy some antiques. | Maybe I want to buy some antiques. |
630 | 00:23:43,266 | 00:23:44,566 | Oh, right! | Oh, right! |
631 | 00:23:44,596 | 00:23:46,668 | You're not wearing your glasses anymore. | You're not wearing your glasses anymore. |
632 | 00:23:46,708 | 00:23:48,669 | What do you want, Zach? I think you have a cd of mine. | What do you want, Zach? I think you have a cd of mine. |
633 | 00:23:48,709 | 00:23:50,140 | What cd? | What cd? |
634 | 00:23:50,180 | 00:23:52,181 | The one with a crazy-looking chick on it. | The one with a crazy-looking chick on it. |
635 | 00:23:52,211 | 00:23:54,112 | I don't have any of your cds, Zach. | I don't have any of your cds, Zach. |
636 | 00:23:54,152 | 00:23:55,613 | I can go up to your room and check. | I can go up to your room and check. |
637 | 00:23:55,653 | 00:23:58,355 | No! Zach, you can't go up to my room and check. | No! Zach, you can't go up to my room and check. |
638 | 00:23:58,385 | 00:24:00,226 | If I find a cd with a crazy-looking chick on it, | If I find a cd with a crazy-looking chick on it, |
639 | 00:24:00,256 | 00:24:02,268 | I'll mail it to you. | I'll mail it to you. |
640 | 00:24:02,298 | 00:24:06,040 | Seriously, let's go upstairs and look now. I'm working, Zach. | Seriously, let's go upstairs and look now. I'm working, Zach. |
641 | 00:24:06,070 | 00:24:08,642 | I can tell there's a major rush on ancient crap going on. | I can tell there's a major rush on ancient crap going on. |
642 | 00:24:08,672 | 00:24:10,773 | Bye, Zach! Five minutes, Lane. | Bye, Zach! Five minutes, Lane. |
643 | 00:24:10,813 | 00:24:12,784 | Out, Zach! It's my favorite cd. | Out, Zach! It's my favorite cd. |
644 | 00:24:12,814 | 00:24:14,685 | Out! Fine! | Out! Fine! |
645 | 00:24:16,817 | 00:24:19,228 | Hey, you break it, you buy it! | Hey, you break it, you buy it! |
646 | 00:24:19,258 | 00:24:22,060 | Oh, Rory. Come on. It's not so bad. | Oh, Rory. Come on. It's not so bad. |
647 | 00:24:22,100 | 00:24:23,531 | It's "Angela's ashes." It's basic. | It's "Angela's ashes." It's basic. |
648 | 00:24:23,561 | 00:24:25,332 | It's "sanford and son." | It's "sanford and son." |
649 | 00:24:25,362 | 00:24:28,334 | Mom, the neighborhood is safe. A ton of kids live there. | Mom, the neighborhood is safe. A ton of kids live there. |
650 | 00:24:28,374 | 00:24:30,645 | And they have a safety Van that goes to and from campus, | And they have a safety Van that goes to and from campus, |
651 | 00:24:30,675 | 00:24:32,446 | so I don't have to walk home at night. | so I don't have to walk home at night. |
652 | 00:24:32,476 | 00:24:34,378 | That wasn't a doo-wop group, was it? No. | That wasn't a doo-wop group, was it? No. |
653 | 00:24:34,418 | 00:24:37,249 | Let's call daddy, make him pay for an apartment with one lock. | Let's call daddy, make him pay for an apartment with one lock. |
654 | 00:24:37,289 | 00:24:39,791 | No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be. | No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be. |
655 | 00:24:39,821 | 00:24:41,692 | I am in college. Don't you see? | I am in college. Don't you see? |
656 | 00:24:41,722 | 00:24:44,264 | I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment. | I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment. |
657 | 00:24:44,294 | 00:24:46,235 | I'm supposed to eat ramen noodles | I'm supposed to eat ramen noodles |
658 | 00:24:46,265 | 00:24:48,106 | and Mac and cheese for months. | and Mac and cheese for months. |
659 | 00:24:48,136 | 00:24:50,378 | I've been living in a pool house with maids | I've been living in a pool house with maids |
660 | 00:24:50,408 | 00:24:53,109 | and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night. | and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night. |
661 | 00:24:53,149 | 00:24:54,510 | You got to love my mother sometimes. | You got to love my mother sometimes. |
662 | 00:24:54,550 | 00:24:56,682 | This is good and right, and I'm happy, | This is good and right, and I'm happy, |
663 | 00:24:56,722 | 00:25:00,324 | and I have roommates who are learning to kill people. | and I have roommates who are learning to kill people. |
664 | 00:25:00,354 | 00:25:02,765 | Now let's talk about you. How are the wedding plans going? | Now let's talk about you. How are the wedding plans going? |
665 | 00:25:02,795 | 00:25:04,567 | Done. All done. | Done. All done. |
666 | 00:25:04,597 | 00:25:06,668 | The dress, the cake, the place, the invitations. | The dress, the cake, the place, the invitations. |
667 | 00:25:06,698 | 00:25:07,799 | June 3rd, by the way. | June 3rd, by the way. |
668 | 00:25:07,839 | 00:25:09,410 | Wow. | Wow. |
669 | 00:25:09,440 | 00:25:10,640 | I also bought your dress and shoes. | I also bought your dress and shoes. |
670 | 00:25:10,670 | 00:25:12,541 | How did all this happen? | How did all this happen? |
671 | 00:25:12,582 | 00:25:14,183 | Well, I found this dress, | Well, I found this dress, |
672 | 00:25:14,213 | 00:25:16,554 | which, at the time, seemed like the perfect dress. | which, at the time, seemed like the perfect dress. |
673 | 00:25:16,584 | 00:25:19,156 | And from the dress, all the other details fell into place. | And from the dress, all the other details fell into place. |
674 | 00:25:19,186 | 00:25:20,827 | That's great. Is it? | That's great. Is it? |
675 | 00:25:20,857 | 00:25:23,598 | Isn't it? I don't know. Sure, I thought it was. | Isn't it? I don't know. Sure, I thought it was. |
676 | 00:25:23,628 | 00:25:26,430 | I thought it was a sign or something... finding the dress. | I thought it was a sign or something... finding the dress. |
677 | 00:25:26,470 | 00:25:27,901 | Then when it started to snow, | Then when it started to snow, |
678 | 00:25:27,931 | 00:25:30,403 | I was like, "somebody's telling me something." | I was like, "somebody's telling me something." |
679 | 00:25:30,443 | 00:25:32,774 | So it would seem. Then I started thinking. | So it would seem. Then I started thinking. |
680 | 00:25:32,814 | 00:25:34,645 | Uh-oh. It was all too easy. | Uh-oh. It was all too easy. |
681 | 00:25:34,675 | 00:25:37,347 | Planning a wedding shouldn't be easy because marriage isn't. | Planning a wedding shouldn't be easy because marriage isn't. |
682 | 00:25:37,387 | 00:25:38,788 | How do you know? You've never been married. | How do you know? You've never been married. |
683 | 00:25:38,818 | 00:25:40,419 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
684 | 00:25:40,459 | 00:25:42,530 | I have never been married because it's not easy, | I have never been married because it's not easy, |
685 | 00:25:42,560 | 00:25:44,632 | and I usually freak out and screw everything up. | and I usually freak out and screw everything up. |
686 | 00:25:44,662 | 00:25:46,763 | I freaked out and screwed everything up with Max. | I freaked out and screwed everything up with Max. |
687 | 00:25:46,803 | 00:25:48,604 | But I haven't freaked out about Luke yet. | But I haven't freaked out about Luke yet. |
688 | 00:25:48,634 | 00:25:50,405 | Why haven't I freaked out about Luke yet? | Why haven't I freaked out about Luke yet? |
689 | 00:25:50,435 | 00:25:52,446 | It's what I do, and then I started freaking out | It's what I do, and then I started freaking out |
690 | 00:25:52,476 | 00:25:54,278 | about the fact that I hadn't freaked out. | about the fact that I hadn't freaked out. |
691 | 00:25:54,308 | 00:25:56,349 | You got caught in the circle of freak out. | You got caught in the circle of freak out. |
692 | 00:25:56,379 | 00:25:59,291 | What if this dress is really a bad sign, not a good sign? | What if this dress is really a bad sign, not a good sign? |
693 | 00:25:59,321 | 00:26:01,822 | What if the dress is telling me that it's so right, it's wrong? | What if the dress is telling me that it's so right, it's wrong? |
694 | 00:26:01,852 | 00:26:03,824 | What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it? | What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it? |
695 | 00:26:03,864 | 00:26:05,695 | You are driving yourself crazy. | You are driving yourself crazy. |
696 | 00:26:05,725 | 00:26:08,236 | What if all the signs are saying things shouldn't be this easy, | What if all the signs are saying things shouldn't be this easy, |
697 | 00:26:08,266 | 00:26:10,007 | that I shouldn't get the guy I want? | that I shouldn't get the guy I want? |
698 | 00:26:10,037 | 00:26:12,539 | What if it's like that "twilight zone" where the woman on a horse | What if it's like that "twilight zone" where the woman on a horse |
699 | 00:26:12,579 | 00:26:14,310 | is being chased by another woman on a horse | is being chased by another woman on a horse |
700 | 00:26:14,340 | 00:26:16,552 | who turns out is older her chasing younger her, | who turns out is older her chasing younger her, |
701 | 00:26:16,582 | 00:26:18,753 | trying to tell her that she should not run off | trying to tell her that she should not run off |
702 | 00:26:18,783 | 00:26:20,754 | with the guy she's going to run off with | with the guy she's going to run off with |
703 | 00:26:20,784 | 00:26:23,256 | because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake. | because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake. |
704 | 00:26:23,296 | 00:26:25,927 | King George, take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me. | King George, take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me. |
705 | 00:26:25,957 | 00:26:27,528 | The dress is a good sign. | The dress is a good sign. |
706 | 00:26:27,568 | 00:26:29,640 | Everything fell into place because it should. | Everything fell into place because it should. |
707 | 00:26:29,670 | 00:26:31,041 | It's all right. | It's all right. |
708 | 00:26:31,071 | 00:26:32,912 | The dress is right, the date is right, Luke is right. | The dress is right, the date is right, Luke is right. |
709 | 00:26:32,942 | 00:26:35,573 | And the snow... remember the snow? The snow never lies. | And the snow... remember the snow? The snow never lies. |
710 | 00:26:35,613 | 00:26:36,844 | I guess. | I guess. |
711 | 00:26:36,884 | 00:26:38,815 | Be happy. This is all good. | Be happy. This is all good. |
712 | 00:26:38,845 | 00:26:40,557 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
713 | 00:26:40,587 | 00:26:41,987 | I'm gonna miss you when you're murdered | I'm gonna miss you when you're murdered |
714 | 00:26:42,017 | 00:26:43,528 | and stuffed into a dumpster by the doo-wop group. | and stuffed into a dumpster by the doo-wop group. |
715 | 00:26:43,558 | 00:26:44,729 | Tell me about my dress. | Tell me about my dress. |
716 | 00:26:44,759 | 00:26:47,461 | Two words... "hoopskirt." Nice. | Two words... "hoopskirt." Nice. |
717 | 00:26:47,501 | 00:26:49,432 | In a lovely shade of tangerine. Excellent. | In a lovely shade of tangerine. Excellent. |
718 | 00:26:49,472 | 00:26:51,003 | The minute I saw it, I thought, | The minute I saw it, I thought, |
719 | 00:26:51,033 | 00:26:53,845 | "this would totally be Rory if only it had a few more ruffles." | "this would totally be Rory if only it had a few more ruffles." |
720 | 00:26:53,875 | 00:26:55,876 | A fry with your evilness? Why, thank you. | A fry with your evilness? Why, thank you. |
721 | 00:26:58,918 | 00:27:01,620 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
722 | 00:27:06,093 | 00:27:07,633 | Hello, stranger. | Hello, stranger. |
723 | 00:27:07,664 | 00:27:08,934 | Hey. | Hey. |
724 | 00:27:08,964 | 00:27:11,036 | Uh, can... can I come in? | Uh, can... can I come in? |
725 | 00:27:11,066 | 00:27:12,937 | Why not? | Why not? |
726 | 00:27:15,038 | 00:27:17,009 | Sorry about barging in on you like that. | Sorry about barging in on you like that. |
727 | 00:27:17,049 | 00:27:18,510 | Hey, it's fine. | Hey, it's fine. |
728 | 00:27:18,550 | 00:27:20,522 | I'm making tea. You want some tea? | I'm making tea. You want some tea? |
729 | 00:27:20,552 | 00:27:22,453 | Uh, sure. Tea sounds like tea. | Uh, sure. Tea sounds like tea. |
730 | 00:27:22,493 | 00:27:25,695 | April's not here right now. She's tracking a grub migration. | April's not here right now. She's tracking a grub migration. |
731 | 00:27:25,725 | 00:27:28,126 | All inquiries stopped after the word "grub." | All inquiries stopped after the word "grub." |
732 | 00:27:28,166 | 00:27:30,698 | That's okay. I came by to see you, actually. | That's okay. I came by to see you, actually. |
733 | 00:27:30,738 | 00:27:32,069 | Oh, yeah? Yeah. | Oh, yeah? Yeah. |
734 | 00:27:32,099 | 00:27:34,941 | You got a lot of stuff here. You sell clothes? | You got a lot of stuff here. You sell clothes? |
735 | 00:27:34,971 | 00:27:36,912 | Clothes, pillows, candles, fabrics. | Clothes, pillows, candles, fabrics. |
736 | 00:27:36,942 | 00:27:39,083 | It's one of those everything kind of boutiques | It's one of those everything kind of boutiques |
737 | 00:27:39,113 | 00:27:40,954 | that used to send you | that used to send you |
738 | 00:27:40,984 | 00:27:43,726 | in a "what do people need with all this crap?" Kind of rant. | in a "what do people need with all this crap?" Kind of rant. |
739 | 00:27:43,756 | 00:27:46,027 | Oh, yeah. Well, that's nice. | Oh, yeah. Well, that's nice. |
740 | 00:27:46,058 | 00:27:47,458 | Thanks. Here. | Thanks. Here. |
741 | 00:27:47,498 | 00:27:48,559 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
742 | 00:27:48,599 | 00:27:50,570 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
743 | 00:27:50,600 | 00:27:52,071 | It tastes like tea. | It tastes like tea. |
744 | 00:27:52,101 | 00:27:53,872 | Uh, this is weird. | Uh, this is weird. |
745 | 00:27:53,902 | 00:27:55,543 | I know. | I know. |
746 | 00:27:55,573 | 00:27:57,715 | It's been a very long time. I know. | It's been a very long time. I know. |
747 | 00:27:57,745 | 00:28:00,116 | I actually saw you once about five years ago | I actually saw you once about five years ago |
748 | 00:28:00,146 | 00:28:02,488 | in the parking lot of some lumberyard. | in the parking lot of some lumberyard. |
749 | 00:28:02,518 | 00:28:05,089 | I waved, but you either didn't see me or didn't want to see me. | I waved, but you either didn't see me or didn't want to see me. |
750 | 00:28:05,119 | 00:28:06,690 | I didn't see you. | I didn't see you. |
751 | 00:28:06,730 | 00:28:09,432 | I would have waved back, unless I was holding stuff, | I would have waved back, unless I was holding stuff, |
752 | 00:28:09,462 | 00:28:11,603 | and then I would have nodded or something. | and then I would have nodded or something. |
753 | 00:28:11,634 | 00:28:13,705 | Sure. I'm sure. | Sure. I'm sure. |
754 | 00:28:13,735 | 00:28:15,776 | I thought about you when the Red Sox won. | I thought about you when the Red Sox won. |
755 | 00:28:15,806 | 00:28:17,677 | I knew it would be a big day for you. | I knew it would be a big day for you. |
756 | 00:28:17,707 | 00:28:20,479 | It was. | It was. |
757 | 00:28:20,519 | 00:28:22,220 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
758 | 00:28:22,250 | 00:28:24,492 | How come you didn't tell me, Anna? | How come you didn't tell me, Anna? |
759 | 00:28:24,522 | 00:28:26,723 | Luke... It was a phone call. | Luke... It was a phone call. |
760 | 00:28:26,763 | 00:28:28,094 | We should sit down. | We should sit down. |
761 | 00:28:32,637 | 00:28:34,808 | I've been in the same place forever... haven't moved. | I've been in the same place forever... haven't moved. |
762 | 00:28:34,838 | 00:28:35,969 | You certainly knew how to find me. | You certainly knew how to find me. |
763 | 00:28:36,009 | 00:28:37,580 | Luke, come on. | Luke, come on. |
764 | 00:28:37,610 | 00:28:39,241 | We'd already broken up by the time I found out, | We'd already broken up by the time I found out, |
765 | 00:28:39,281 | 00:28:41,512 | and I knew how you felt about kids. | and I knew how you felt about kids. |
766 | 00:28:41,552 | 00:28:42,923 | What do you mean, how I felt about kids? | What do you mean, how I felt about kids? |
767 | 00:28:42,953 | 00:28:44,954 | You hate kids. I don't hate kids. | You hate kids. I don't hate kids. |
768 | 00:28:44,984 | 00:28:46,625 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
769 | 00:28:46,655 | 00:28:48,897 | We couldn't go to the movies before 10:00 at night | We couldn't go to the movies before 10:00 at night |
770 | 00:28:48,927 | 00:28:50,828 | in case there were kids in the theater. | in case there were kids in the theater. |
771 | 00:28:50,868 | 00:28:53,270 | Well, kids talk during a movie, and they throw crap around. | Well, kids talk during a movie, and they throw crap around. |
772 | 00:28:53,300 | 00:28:55,141 | They run up and down the aisles. They're animals. | They run up and down the aisles. They're animals. |
773 | 00:28:55,171 | 00:28:56,812 | We would move tables in a restaurant | We would move tables in a restaurant |
774 | 00:28:56,842 | 00:28:58,513 | if they seated us near a family. | if they seated us near a family. |
775 | 00:28:58,543 | 00:29:00,714 | Only if there was something crying or spitting up. | Only if there was something crying or spitting up. |
776 | 00:29:00,744 | 00:29:03,616 | You would flip out if you saw a woman breast-feeding in public. | You would flip out if you saw a woman breast-feeding in public. |
777 | 00:29:03,656 | 00:29:05,757 | You couldn't stand to watch diaper commercials. | You couldn't stand to watch diaper commercials. |
778 | 00:29:05,787 | 00:29:08,859 | And you had an unnatural hatred of macaulay culkin. | And you had an unnatural hatred of macaulay culkin. |
779 | 00:29:08,889 | 00:29:11,831 | Okay, fine. I hated kids, but I'm not that guy anymore. | Okay, fine. I hated kids, but I'm not that guy anymore. |
780 | 00:29:11,861 | 00:29:13,602 | 13 years ago, you were that guy. | 13 years ago, you were that guy. |
781 | 00:29:13,632 | 00:29:15,804 | It doesn't mean I would have been like that with my kid. | It doesn't mean I would have been like that with my kid. |
782 | 00:29:15,834 | 00:29:18,005 | Even if I would have been like that with my kid, | Even if I would have been like that with my kid, |
783 | 00:29:18,045 | 00:29:19,816 | I still had a right to know. | I still had a right to know. |
784 | 00:29:19,846 | 00:29:21,917 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
785 | 00:29:21,947 | 00:29:24,689 | Yeah. Well, you know, I could have helped. | Yeah. Well, you know, I could have helped. |
786 | 00:29:24,719 | 00:29:27,561 | I could have helped pay for stuff and take care of things. | I could have helped pay for stuff and take care of things. |
787 | 00:29:27,591 | 00:29:30,093 | I didn't need you to pay for stuff and take care of things. | I didn't need you to pay for stuff and take care of things. |
788 | 00:29:30,133 | 00:29:32,734 | This was my responsibility, too. | This was my responsibility, too. |
789 | 00:29:32,764 | 00:29:34,735 | And now that I know, I have to do something. | And now that I know, I have to do something. |
790 | 00:29:34,766 | 00:29:36,206 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
791 | 00:29:36,236 | 00:29:39,649 | It means I want to offer you whatever assistance I can... | It means I want to offer you whatever assistance I can... |
792 | 00:29:39,679 | 00:29:41,009 | Monetary, of course, | Monetary, of course, |
793 | 00:29:41,049 | 00:29:42,851 | and compensation for the past 12 years. | and compensation for the past 12 years. |
794 | 00:29:42,881 | 00:29:44,281 | But we really don't need anything. | But we really don't need anything. |
795 | 00:29:44,321 | 00:29:46,253 | It was not my idea for April to call you. | It was not my idea for April to call you. |
796 | 00:29:46,283 | 00:29:47,854 | It was all her thing. | It was all her thing. |
797 | 00:29:47,894 | 00:29:50,595 | She got obsessed with winning that science contest, | She got obsessed with winning that science contest, |
798 | 00:29:50,625 | 00:29:52,637 | and she's really a smart, driven kid. | and she's really a smart, driven kid. |
799 | 00:29:52,667 | 00:29:53,867 | She's already written a short novel, | She's already written a short novel, |
800 | 00:29:53,897 | 00:29:55,669 | and she's got her own website. | and she's got her own website. |
801 | 00:29:55,699 | 00:29:58,871 | She went through my old letters and put the whole thing together | She went through my old letters and put the whole thing together |
802 | 00:29:58,911 | 00:30:00,081 | and, frankly, didn't tell me anything about it | and, frankly, didn't tell me anything about it |
803 | 00:30:00,111 | 00:30:01,882 | till way after the fact. | till way after the fact. |
804 | 00:30:01,912 | 00:30:04,014 | I did not send her to you. | I did not send her to you. |
805 | 00:30:04,054 | 00:30:05,385 | I know you didn't, but she came to me, | I know you didn't, but she came to me, |
806 | 00:30:05,415 | 00:30:06,926 | and now I know, and I want to help. | and now I know, and I want to help. |
807 | 00:30:06,956 | 00:30:08,927 | I'm not talking about contact here. | I'm not talking about contact here. |
808 | 00:30:08,957 | 00:30:11,959 | I know you've got your life. I don't want to mess things up. | I know you've got your life. I don't want to mess things up. |
809 | 00:30:11,999 | 00:30:13,930 | I just want to live up to my end of the bargain. | I just want to live up to my end of the bargain. |
810 | 00:30:13,970 | 00:30:15,231 | You don't owe us anything, Luke. | You don't owe us anything, Luke. |
811 | 00:30:15,271 | 00:30:18,173 | We want for nothing and always have. | We want for nothing and always have. |
812 | 00:30:18,203 | 00:30:22,415 | But if you want to chip in, then, sure, chip in. | But if you want to chip in, then, sure, chip in. |
813 | 00:30:22,445 | 00:30:25,948 | Really? Great. That's great. | Really? Great. That's great. |
814 | 00:30:25,988 | 00:30:28,019 | That's really... thank you. | That's really... thank you. |
815 | 00:30:28,059 | 00:30:29,160 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
816 | 00:30:29,190 | 00:30:31,261 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
817 | 00:30:31,291 | 00:30:34,703 | Okay, well, that's all I came to say, | Okay, well, that's all I came to say, |
818 | 00:30:34,733 | 00:30:37,635 | so... so I guess I'll get going. | so... so I guess I'll get going. |
819 | 00:30:39,436 | 00:30:41,107 | Luke, it was really great seeing you. | Luke, it was really great seeing you. |
820 | 00:30:41,147 | 00:30:42,918 | You too. | You too. |
821 | 00:30:42,948 | 00:30:44,049 | Tell April hi for me. | Tell April hi for me. |
822 | 00:30:44,079 | 00:30:46,280 | I will do that. | I will do that. |
823 | 00:30:46,320 | 00:30:47,991 | Hey, Luke. Yeah? | Hey, Luke. Yeah? |
824 | 00:30:48,021 | 00:30:50,693 | You happy? Yeah. | You happy? Yeah. |
825 | 00:30:50,723 | 00:30:52,934 | Me too. It's pretty cool, isn't it? | Me too. It's pretty cool, isn't it? |
826 | 00:30:52,964 | 00:30:55,096 | Yeah, it is. | Yeah, it is. |
827 | 00:30:56,837 | 00:30:59,338 | [ Door opens, closes ] | [ Door opens, closes ] |
828 | 00:31:07,083 | 00:31:09,155 | I brought coffee, but it's cold. | I brought coffee, but it's cold. |
829 | 00:31:12,056 | 00:31:13,827 | It's a nice place you got here. | It's a nice place you got here. |
830 | 00:31:13,867 | 00:31:16,299 | I've been discussing the "baking soda to actual crack" ratio | I've been discussing the "baking soda to actual crack" ratio |
831 | 00:31:16,329 | 00:31:18,741 | you can get away with with your neighbors downstairs. | you can get away with with your neighbors downstairs. |
832 | 00:31:18,771 | 00:31:20,512 | 2 to 1 during the daylight, 3 to 1 at night. | 2 to 1 during the daylight, 3 to 1 at night. |
833 | 00:31:20,542 | 00:31:22,883 | I have 10 minutes to change. Then I have some place to be. | I have 10 minutes to change. Then I have some place to be. |
834 | 00:31:22,913 | 00:31:24,484 | It's gonna take you 20 to unlock your door. | It's gonna take you 20 to unlock your door. |
835 | 00:31:24,514 | 00:31:26,145 | Bye, Logan. | Bye, Logan. |
836 | 00:31:26,185 | 00:31:27,886 | This place is a dump, Rory. You can't live here. | This place is a dump, Rory. You can't live here. |
837 | 00:31:27,916 | 00:31:30,758 | You don't get to care about where I live anymore, Logan. | You don't get to care about where I live anymore, Logan. |
838 | 00:31:30,788 | 00:31:33,029 | You broke up with me... Through your sister. | You broke up with me... Through your sister. |
839 | 00:31:33,059 | 00:31:35,131 | I didn't mean for that to happen. | I didn't mean for that to happen. |
840 | 00:31:35,161 | 00:31:37,472 | Mr. Life and death brigade can't break up with his girlfriend. | Mr. Life and death brigade can't break up with his girlfriend. |
841 | 00:31:37,502 | 00:31:39,073 | Honor was bugging me, | Honor was bugging me, |
842 | 00:31:39,103 | 00:31:40,504 | and I told her we broke up to shut her up. | and I told her we broke up to shut her up. |
843 | 00:31:40,544 | 00:31:42,145 | So you didn't mean it? | So you didn't mean it? |
844 | 00:31:42,175 | 00:31:46,318 | No, I did. I just... It was too much for me, okay? | No, I did. I just... It was too much for me, okay? |
845 | 00:31:46,348 | 00:31:48,949 | It was a fight. People fight. | It was a fight. People fight. |
846 | 00:31:48,989 | 00:31:51,091 | I don't want to be screaming at you at a bar. | I don't want to be screaming at you at a bar. |
847 | 00:31:51,121 | 00:31:52,522 | I can't take that. It's too much drama. | I can't take that. It's too much drama. |
848 | 00:31:52,562 | 00:31:54,233 | Well, if you can't take the drama, | Well, if you can't take the drama, |
849 | 00:31:54,263 | 00:31:56,394 | then you shouldn't even be in a relationship, | then you shouldn't even be in a relationship, |
850 | 00:31:56,434 | 00:31:59,806 | which, by the way, you're not, so everything's good. | which, by the way, you're not, so everything's good. |
851 | 00:31:59,836 | 00:32:00,877 | It's not that easy. | It's not that easy. |
852 | 00:32:00,907 | 00:32:03,008 | Sure, it is. | Sure, it is. |
853 | 00:32:03,048 | 00:32:04,909 | You want some help? Nope. | You want some help? Nope. |
854 | 00:32:04,949 | 00:32:06,821 | I bet one of those guys downstairs | I bet one of those guys downstairs |
855 | 00:32:06,851 | 00:32:09,352 | could help you out getting into a locked apartment. | could help you out getting into a locked apartment. |
856 | 00:32:09,382 | 00:32:11,023 | Just go be somewhere else, Logan. | Just go be somewhere else, Logan. |
857 | 00:32:11,053 | 00:32:12,594 | I thought that I wanted to break up. | I thought that I wanted to break up. |
858 | 00:32:12,624 | 00:32:14,425 | I thought that it was a stupid experiment... | I thought that it was a stupid experiment... |
859 | 00:32:14,465 | 00:32:16,096 | Me trying to be a boyfriend, | Me trying to be a boyfriend, |
860 | 00:32:16,126 | 00:32:18,038 | that it didn't work, and I'd just move on. | that it didn't work, and I'd just move on. |
861 | 00:32:18,068 | 00:32:19,038 | And I didn't... Couldn't, actually. | And I didn't... Couldn't, actually. |
862 | 00:32:19,068 | 00:32:22,941 | Rory... I love you. | Rory... I love you. |
863 | 00:32:22,981 | 00:32:26,913 | I have an appointment. I have to go. | I have an appointment. I have to go. |
864 | 00:32:29,885 | 00:32:31,286 | Sorry I'm late. | Sorry I'm late. |
865 | 00:32:31,326 | 00:32:33,497 | Well, considering how many times you rescheduled, | Well, considering how many times you rescheduled, |
866 | 00:32:33,527 | 00:32:35,398 | I'm just happy you're here at all. | I'm just happy you're here at all. |
867 | 00:32:35,429 | 00:32:37,530 | I was just spending some time with my mother. | I was just spending some time with my mother. |
868 | 00:32:37,570 | 00:32:38,570 | We were apart for a while. | We were apart for a while. |
869 | 00:32:38,600 | 00:32:39,631 | You were? Yeah. | You were? Yeah. |
870 | 00:32:39,671 | 00:32:41,242 | A falling-out? | A falling-out? |
871 | 00:32:41,272 | 00:32:45,515 | Nothing major... Just mother/daughter stuff. | Nothing major... Just mother/daughter stuff. |
872 | 00:32:45,545 | 00:32:47,916 | I don't have to lie down, do I? | I don't have to lie down, do I? |
873 | 00:32:47,946 | 00:32:49,287 | No. That's not a "lying down" couch. | No. That's not a "lying down" couch. |
874 | 00:32:49,317 | 00:32:50,558 | Good. | Good. |
875 | 00:32:50,588 | 00:32:52,319 | So, did this falling-out | So, did this falling-out |
876 | 00:32:52,359 | 00:32:54,891 | have anything to do with your dropping out of school? | have anything to do with your dropping out of school? |
877 | 00:32:54,931 | 00:32:57,002 | Boy, we just jumped into this, didn't we? | Boy, we just jumped into this, didn't we? |
878 | 00:32:57,032 | 00:32:59,103 | You want to talk about something else first? | You want to talk about something else first? |
879 | 00:32:59,133 | 00:33:00,604 | No. | No. |
880 | 00:33:00,634 | 00:33:02,636 | I mean, we're here to talk about you leaving school, | I mean, we're here to talk about you leaving school, |
881 | 00:33:02,676 | 00:33:04,146 | so I figured, "let's just start there." | so I figured, "let's just start there." |
882 | 00:33:04,176 | 00:33:07,218 | What happened? Nothing. We fought. | What happened? Nothing. We fought. |
883 | 00:33:07,248 | 00:33:09,080 | I'm fine. We're fine. | I'm fine. We're fine. |
884 | 00:33:09,120 | 00:33:11,121 | I hear you had some legal problems. | I hear you had some legal problems. |
885 | 00:33:11,151 | 00:33:13,462 | My, those are some big ears you have there, grandma. | My, those are some big ears you have there, grandma. |
886 | 00:33:13,492 | 00:33:15,263 | Stealing a boat is a pretty big deal. | Stealing a boat is a pretty big deal. |
887 | 00:33:15,293 | 00:33:18,065 | I was upset. About what? | I was upset. About what? |
888 | 00:33:18,095 | 00:33:23,479 | About life and things and stuff. | About life and things and stuff. |
889 | 00:33:23,509 | 00:33:25,110 | You spent a night in jail? | You spent a night in jail? |
890 | 00:33:25,140 | 00:33:27,251 | Yes, I did. | Yes, I did. |
891 | 00:33:27,281 | 00:33:29,212 | How did that feel? | How did that feel? |
892 | 00:33:29,252 | 00:33:31,654 | Great. You don't want to talk about this, either? | Great. You don't want to talk about this, either? |
893 | 00:33:31,684 | 00:33:33,455 | I'm just... I'm sick of talking about it... that's all. | I'm just... I'm sick of talking about it... that's all. |
894 | 00:33:33,495 | 00:33:35,056 | You seem very agitated. | You seem very agitated. |
895 | 00:33:35,096 | 00:33:37,067 | I'm not agitated. | I'm not agitated. |
896 | 00:33:37,097 | 00:33:39,028 | So, I spent a night in jail... Big deal. | So, I spent a night in jail... Big deal. |
897 | 00:33:39,068 | 00:33:40,499 | So did Martin Luther King. | So did Martin Luther King. |
898 | 00:33:40,539 | 00:33:42,971 | Are you comparing yourself with Martin Luther King? | Are you comparing yourself with Martin Luther King? |
899 | 00:33:43,011 | 00:33:45,012 | No, I'm not. | No, I'm not. |
900 | 00:33:45,042 | 00:33:47,183 | I just... I'm saying that he spent a night in jail, too. | I just... I'm saying that he spent a night in jail, too. |
901 | 00:33:47,213 | 00:33:49,115 | You were arrested with your boyfriend? | You were arrested with your boyfriend? |
902 | 00:33:49,145 | 00:33:50,285 | Yes, I was. | Yes, I was. |
903 | 00:33:50,315 | 00:33:51,986 | Tell me about that. | Tell me about that. |
904 | 00:33:52,016 | 00:33:53,988 | He was my boyfriend then, and now he's not. | He was my boyfriend then, and now he's not. |
905 | 00:33:54,028 | 00:33:56,689 | He's not? No, he's not. We broke up. | He's not? No, he's not. We broke up. |
906 | 00:33:56,729 | 00:33:59,501 | Oh, no. I'm sorry. He broke up. | Oh, no. I'm sorry. He broke up. |
907 | 00:33:59,531 | 00:34:01,502 | I thought that we were just taking some time, | I thought that we were just taking some time, |
908 | 00:34:01,532 | 00:34:03,303 | but apparently I'm a moron. | but apparently I'm a moron. |
909 | 00:34:03,343 | 00:34:05,045 | Uh, this is Logan? | Uh, this is Logan? |
910 | 00:34:05,075 | 00:34:07,216 | What, you have his name, too? Super. | What, you have his name, too? Super. |
911 | 00:34:07,246 | 00:34:08,417 | Do you also have the picture of him | Do you also have the picture of him |
912 | 00:34:08,447 | 00:34:10,418 | hijacking me in my hallway earlier today? | hijacking me in my hallway earlier today? |
913 | 00:34:10,448 | 00:34:12,549 | I'm sorry. What? How fair is that? | I'm sorry. What? How fair is that? |
914 | 00:34:12,589 | 00:34:15,791 | He's gone, and then he shows up out of the blue. | He's gone, and then he shows up out of the blue. |
915 | 00:34:15,821 | 00:34:18,093 | "You can't live here. This place is a dump. | "You can't live here. This place is a dump. |
916 | 00:34:18,133 | 00:34:20,164 | And, by the way, I love you." | And, by the way, I love you." |
917 | 00:34:20,204 | 00:34:22,365 | "I love you"?! Is he serious?! | "I love you"?! Is he serious?! |
918 | 00:34:22,405 | 00:34:24,106 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
919 | 00:34:24,136 | 00:34:28,309 | Nothing for weeks, and then he just decides that he loves me. | Nothing for weeks, and then he just decides that he loves me. |
920 | 00:34:28,349 | 00:34:31,151 | So, what happens now? I get another birkin bag? | So, what happens now? I get another birkin bag? |
921 | 00:34:31,181 | 00:34:34,153 | And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh? | And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh? |
922 | 00:34:34,193 | 00:34:35,624 | [ Crying ] | [ Crying ] |
923 | 00:34:35,654 | 00:34:37,595 | I stole a boat with him! | I stole a boat with him! |
924 | 00:34:37,625 | 00:34:39,666 | I never stole a boat with Dean! | I never stole a boat with Dean! |
925 | 00:34:39,696 | 00:34:44,309 | Who's Dean? My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to! | Who's Dean? My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to! |
926 | 00:34:44,339 | 00:34:45,340 | Wow. | Wow. |
927 | 00:34:45,370 | 00:34:47,841 | Yeah. I'm a treat. | Yeah. I'm a treat. |
928 | 00:34:47,881 | 00:34:51,083 | I don't know what I'm gonna do. | I don't know what I'm gonna do. |
929 | 00:34:51,113 | 00:34:55,156 | I-I don't think I can take running into him every day | I-I don't think I can take running into him every day |
930 | 00:34:55,186 | 00:34:58,098 | in the halls and the paper and the coffee cart. | in the halls and the paper and the coffee cart. |
931 | 00:34:58,128 | 00:34:59,659 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
932 | 00:34:59,699 | 00:35:04,342 | I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee! | I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee! |
933 | 00:35:04,372 | 00:35:05,602 | [ Sobs ] | [ Sobs ] |
934 | 00:35:07,143 | 00:35:09,845 | I really love coffee. | I really love coffee. |
935 | 00:35:11,416 | 00:35:13,858 | I feel like an idiot. Just relax, Luke. | I feel like an idiot. Just relax, Luke. |
936 | 00:35:13,888 | 00:35:15,519 | It should only take a couple more minutes. | It should only take a couple more minutes. |
937 | 00:35:15,559 | 00:35:17,660 | I've been following you around for half an hour. | I've been following you around for half an hour. |
938 | 00:35:17,690 | 00:35:19,661 | I know there's a wireless Internet hub | I know there's a wireless Internet hub |
939 | 00:35:19,691 | 00:35:21,662 | around here somewhere. | around here somewhere. |
940 | 00:35:21,703 | 00:35:24,574 | Ah! | Ah! |
941 | 00:35:24,604 | 00:35:26,806 | No. Encrypted. | No. Encrypted. |
942 | 00:35:26,836 | 00:35:28,747 | I used to use the bank's access, but I had to stand | I used to use the bank's access, but I had to stand |
943 | 00:35:28,777 | 00:35:30,718 | right in front of the versateller machine, | right in front of the versateller machine, |
944 | 00:35:30,748 | 00:35:32,679 | and they got very snippy about that. | and they got very snippy about that. |
945 | 00:35:32,719 | 00:35:35,751 | And doose's had it for a while, but Taylor but a block on it. | And doose's had it for a while, but Taylor but a block on it. |
946 | 00:35:35,791 | 00:35:37,823 | It's sad what this world is coming to. | It's sad what this world is coming to. |
947 | 00:35:37,863 | 00:35:40,194 | Why don't I just find someone who actually has the Internet? | Why don't I just find someone who actually has the Internet? |
948 | 00:35:40,234 | 00:35:41,595 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
949 | 00:35:41,635 | 00:35:43,836 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
950 | 00:35:43,866 | 00:35:45,507 | We have achieved contact. | We have achieved contact. |
951 | 00:35:45,537 | 00:35:46,708 | We have? | We have? |
952 | 00:35:46,738 | 00:35:49,780 | Yes, courtesy of stars hollow books. | Yes, courtesy of stars hollow books. |
953 | 00:35:49,810 | 00:35:51,311 | Okay. Now, tell me what you need. | Okay. Now, tell me what you need. |
954 | 00:35:51,351 | 00:35:53,452 | Uh, I just, uh, need to look up a website. | Uh, I just, uh, need to look up a website. |
955 | 00:35:53,482 | 00:35:55,684 | Okay. Give me the name, and I'll type it in for you. | Okay. Give me the name, and I'll type it in for you. |
956 | 00:35:55,724 | 00:35:57,755 | Hold on... Is this one of those websites? | Hold on... Is this one of those websites? |
957 | 00:35:57,795 | 00:35:59,956 | 'Cause if they'll come after Pete townsend, no one is safe. | 'Cause if they'll come after Pete townsend, no one is safe. |
958 | 00:35:59,996 | 00:36:02,228 | Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it myself. | Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it myself. |
959 | 00:36:02,268 | 00:36:03,769 | Are you sure? Yes. Just... here. | Are you sure? Yes. Just... here. |
960 | 00:36:03,799 | 00:36:05,540 | Okay, give me your hand, and I'll guide... | Okay, give me your hand, and I'll guide... |
961 | 00:36:05,570 | 00:36:08,642 | Stop it. | Stop it. |
962 | 00:36:08,672 | 00:36:11,344 | Just click here, then type in the name of the website here, | Just click here, then type in the name of the website here, |
963 | 00:36:11,384 | 00:36:13,455 | then press here. | then press here. |
964 | 00:36:13,485 | 00:36:14,656 | This makes the page go up and down. | This makes the page go up and down. |
965 | 00:36:14,686 | 00:36:16,387 | I can figure out the rest, kirk. | I can figure out the rest, kirk. |
966 | 00:36:16,417 | 00:36:18,958 | I'll be over here if you need me. | I'll be over here if you need me. |
967 | 00:36:18,988 | 00:36:21,900 | I've never felt safer in my life. | I've never felt safer in my life. |
968 | 00:36:55,051 | 00:36:57,823 | Thank you for coming. We appreciate your business. | Thank you for coming. We appreciate your business. |
969 | 00:36:57,853 | 00:37:00,054 | Everything's dusted. The receipts are organized. | Everything's dusted. The receipts are organized. |
970 | 00:37:00,094 | 00:37:04,297 | I'm not hungry. I'm going upstairs. | I'm not hungry. I'm going upstairs. |
971 | 00:37:04,337 | 00:37:06,338 | Lane Kim! | Lane Kim! |
972 | 00:37:06,368 | 00:37:07,539 | Come down now! | Come down now! |
973 | 00:37:13,653 | 00:37:14,953 | Follow me. | Follow me. |
974 | 00:37:28,102 | 00:37:29,442 | Help me. | Help me. |
975 | 00:37:35,386 | 00:37:36,947 | Good. Come. | Good. Come. |
976 | 00:38:05,995 | 00:38:07,606 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
977 | 00:38:07,636 | 00:38:10,578 | Lane, it's been six weeks since you come home. | Lane, it's been six weeks since you come home. |
978 | 00:38:10,608 | 00:38:13,040 | You have grieved, and now we move on. | You have grieved, and now we move on. |
979 | 00:38:19,954 | 00:38:21,455 | Ahh. | Ahh. |
980 | 00:38:24,867 | 00:38:27,098 | One more. | One more. |
981 | 00:38:31,011 | 00:38:32,142 | [ Barking ] | [ Barking ] |
982 | 00:38:32,172 | 00:38:34,513 | Hey, buddy. | Hey, buddy. |
983 | 00:38:34,543 | 00:38:37,915 | Yeah, there is something weird about it, right? | Yeah, there is something weird about it, right? |
984 | 00:38:37,955 | 00:38:40,017 | What? What is it? | What? What is it? |
985 | 00:38:46,601 | 00:38:48,602 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
986 | 00:38:50,543 | 00:38:51,574 | Hello? | Hello? |
987 | 00:38:51,604 | 00:38:52,644 | Rory: Guess who's crazy. | Rory: Guess who's crazy. |
988 | 00:38:52,674 | 00:38:53,675 | Who? Me. | Who? Me. |
989 | 00:38:53,715 | 00:38:54,846 | You? Since when? | You? Since when? |
990 | 00:38:54,876 | 00:38:56,177 | Since I went all Frances farmer | Since I went all Frances farmer |
991 | 00:38:56,217 | 00:38:58,518 | in my psychologist evaluation today. | in my psychologist evaluation today. |
992 | 00:38:58,548 | 00:39:00,119 | I'm on the bed and comfortable. | I'm on the bed and comfortable. |
993 | 00:39:00,149 | 00:39:02,120 | Should I get popcorn, or is it a shorter story than that? | Should I get popcorn, or is it a shorter story than that? |
994 | 00:39:02,160 | 00:39:05,092 | I went home from class to get ready for the appointment, | I went home from class to get ready for the appointment, |
995 | 00:39:05,132 | 00:39:06,263 | and Logan was there. | and Logan was there. |
996 | 00:39:06,293 | 00:39:08,034 | At your apartment? In the hallway. | At your apartment? In the hallway. |
997 | 00:39:08,064 | 00:39:09,965 | And, of course, I couldn't get my door open fast enough, | And, of course, I couldn't get my door open fast enough, |
998 | 00:39:10,005 | 00:39:11,106 | so he started talking. | so he started talking. |
999 | 00:39:11,136 | 00:39:13,207 | What did he say? He said he loved me. | What did he say? He said he loved me. |
1000 | 00:39:13,237 | 00:39:14,248 | No way. | No way. |
1001 | 00:39:14,278 | 00:39:16,079 | And it completely threw me. | And it completely threw me. |
1002 | 00:39:16,109 | 00:39:17,920 | And I got out of there as fast as I could. | And I got out of there as fast as I could. |
1003 | 00:39:17,950 | 00:39:20,692 | But then I got to Dr. Shapiro's office, | But then I got to Dr. Shapiro's office, |
1004 | 00:39:20,722 | 00:39:21,953 | and he started peppering me with all these questions, | and he started peppering me with all these questions, |
1005 | 00:39:21,993 | 00:39:23,894 | and I just got more and more upset. | and I just got more and more upset. |
1006 | 00:39:23,924 | 00:39:25,695 | Then I exploded all over the place. | Then I exploded all over the place. |
1007 | 00:39:25,725 | 00:39:27,967 | I went through two boxes of kleenex, | I went through two boxes of kleenex, |
1008 | 00:39:27,997 | 00:39:29,197 | I started hyperventilating, | I started hyperventilating, |
1009 | 00:39:29,237 | 00:39:30,838 | and I had to breathe into a paper bag. | and I had to breathe into a paper bag. |
1010 | 00:39:30,868 | 00:39:32,840 | Do you believe him? Believe who? | Do you believe him? Believe who? |
1011 | 00:39:32,870 | 00:39:34,611 | Logan... do you believe he loves you? | Logan... do you believe he loves you? |
1012 | 00:39:34,641 | 00:39:37,112 | I guess I can figure that out next week in therapy. | I guess I can figure that out next week in therapy. |
1013 | 00:39:37,142 | 00:39:38,713 | After my little meltdown, | After my little meltdown, |
1014 | 00:39:38,753 | 00:39:40,755 | Dr. Shapiro thinks I should come see him once a week | Dr. Shapiro thinks I should come see him once a week |
1015 | 00:39:40,785 | 00:39:41,855 | for the next two months. | for the next two months. |
1016 | 00:39:41,885 | 00:39:43,086 | You're kidding. | You're kidding. |
1017 | 00:39:43,126 | 00:39:44,827 | No jokes in the mental-health field, | No jokes in the mental-health field, |
1018 | 00:39:44,857 | 00:39:47,669 | only hand puppets, inkblots, and inflatable anger bats. | only hand puppets, inkblots, and inflatable anger bats. |
1019 | 00:39:47,699 | 00:39:49,330 | I'm so sorry you're a nut. | I'm so sorry you're a nut. |
1020 | 00:39:49,370 | 00:39:52,142 | I'm sure Dr. Shapiro has a nice padded room for me. | I'm sure Dr. Shapiro has a nice padded room for me. |
1021 | 00:39:52,172 | 00:39:53,973 | Don't let them put you on any of those pills. | Don't let them put you on any of those pills. |
1022 | 00:39:54,013 | 00:39:55,614 | Tom Cruise will be very upset. | Tom Cruise will be very upset. |
1023 | 00:39:55,644 | 00:39:58,185 | I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do. | I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do. |
1024 | 00:39:58,215 | 00:39:59,816 | I just wanted to call and say hi. | I just wanted to call and say hi. |
1025 | 00:39:59,846 | 00:40:02,218 | Okay. Remember... Blame it all on grandma. | Okay. Remember... Blame it all on grandma. |
1026 | 00:40:02,258 | 00:40:04,860 | Will do. Bye. | Will do. Bye. |
1027 | 00:40:10,673 | 00:40:13,105 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
1028 | 00:40:19,249 | 00:40:20,579 | Okay. | Okay. |
1029 | 00:40:22,090 | 00:40:23,291 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
1030 | 00:40:23,321 | 00:40:24,822 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
1031 | 00:40:24,862 | 00:40:26,663 | Hello? | Hello? |
1032 | 00:40:26,693 | 00:40:28,695 | Just a sec. Major pillow emergency happening here. | Just a sec. Major pillow emergency happening here. |
1033 | 00:40:28,735 | 00:40:30,195 | What? Anna? | What? Anna? |
1034 | 00:40:30,235 | 00:40:31,836 | Sorry. Hi. Who's this? | Sorry. Hi. Who's this? |
1035 | 00:40:31,866 | 00:40:32,907 | It's, uh, Luke. | It's, uh, Luke. |
1036 | 00:40:32,937 | 00:40:35,109 | Luke? Wow, when it rains, it... | Luke? Wow, when it rains, it... |
1037 | 00:40:35,139 | 00:40:37,110 | I saw her website. Her? | I saw her website. Her? |
1038 | 00:40:37,140 | 00:40:39,681 | I saw her pictures... in the lab and with the Christmas tree. | I saw her pictures... in the lab and with the Christmas tree. |
1039 | 00:40:39,711 | 00:40:41,082 | You never told me she wore a back brace. | You never told me she wore a back brace. |
1040 | 00:40:41,122 | 00:40:42,683 | Why was she wearing a back brace? | Why was she wearing a back brace? |
1041 | 00:40:42,723 | 00:40:44,925 | Oh, she had just read "deenie." It was a phase. | Oh, she had just read "deenie." It was a phase. |
1042 | 00:40:44,955 | 00:40:46,756 | Well, still, I should have known. | Well, still, I should have known. |
1043 | 00:40:46,796 | 00:40:48,167 | That she had just read "deenie"? | That she had just read "deenie"? |
1044 | 00:40:48,197 | 00:40:50,028 | Yes, and that she was going through a phase | Yes, and that she was going through a phase |
1045 | 00:40:50,068 | 00:40:53,440 | and was a science wiz and wore crazy bike helmets and glasses | and was a science wiz and wore crazy bike helmets and glasses |
1046 | 00:40:53,470 | 00:40:54,841 | and looked like me. | and looked like me. |
1047 | 00:40:54,871 | 00:40:57,142 | Just the nose. The nose is something. | Just the nose. The nose is something. |
1048 | 00:40:57,172 | 00:40:59,914 | I mean, there's no one else running around with my nose. | I mean, there's no one else running around with my nose. |
1049 | 00:40:59,944 | 00:41:01,385 | That you know of. | That you know of. |
1050 | 00:41:01,415 | 00:41:02,986 | Is this funny to you? | Is this funny to you? |
1051 | 00:41:03,016 | 00:41:04,127 | No. I'm sorry. | No. I'm sorry. |
1052 | 00:41:04,157 | 00:41:05,387 | You should've told me. | You should've told me. |
1053 | 00:41:05,427 | 00:41:07,329 | Luke, we went through all this already. | Luke, we went through all this already. |
1054 | 00:41:07,359 | 00:41:10,200 | I want contact. I want a relationship. | I want contact. I want a relationship. |
1055 | 00:41:10,230 | 00:41:13,232 | I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. | I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. |
1056 | 00:41:13,272 | 00:41:15,344 | I don't care what I said. This is what I want. | I don't care what I said. This is what I want. |
1057 | 00:41:15,374 | 00:41:18,045 | I want to know my own daughter, and I want her to know me. | I want to know my own daughter, and I want her to know me. |
1058 | 00:41:18,075 | 00:41:19,977 | Okay. | Okay. |
1059 | 00:41:20,017 | 00:41:22,118 | Really? | Really? |
1060 | 00:41:22,148 | 00:41:23,719 | Well, it's really up to April, | Well, it's really up to April, |
1061 | 00:41:23,759 | 00:41:25,390 | but if she's cool, then I'm cool. | but if she's cool, then I'm cool. |
1062 | 00:41:25,420 | 00:41:27,992 | Oh. | Oh. |
1063 | 00:41:28,032 | 00:41:32,735 | So, uh, is, uh, April there now? | So, uh, is, uh, April there now? |
1064 | 00:41:32,765 | 00:41:35,476 | No. But she'll be home pretty soon. | No. But she'll be home pretty soon. |
1065 | 00:41:35,506 | 00:41:36,477 | Can I have her call you? | Can I have her call you? |
1066 | 00:41:36,507 | 00:41:37,407 | Yes. No. | Yes. No. |
1067 | 00:41:37,438 | 00:41:38,448 | No? | No? |
1068 | 00:41:38,478 | 00:41:40,149 | I should call her. | I should call her. |
1069 | 00:41:40,179 | 00:41:42,251 | She'll definitely be home by 8:00. | She'll definitely be home by 8:00. |
1070 | 00:41:42,281 | 00:41:44,122 | Then I will call back at 8:00. | Then I will call back at 8:00. |
1071 | 00:41:44,152 | 00:41:45,252 | Okay. | Okay. |
1072 | 00:41:45,292 | 00:41:47,194 | Thanks. You're welcome. | Thanks. You're welcome. |
1073 | 00:41:47,224 | 00:41:52,067 | Hey, Anna? What the hell is "deenie"? | Hey, Anna? What the hell is "deenie"? |
1074 | 00:41:52,097 | 00:41:54,108 | The gospel according to Judy blume. | The gospel according to Judy blume. |
1075 | 00:41:54,138 | 00:41:55,809 | It's a book, Luke. | It's a book, Luke. |
1076 | 00:41:55,839 | 00:41:58,481 | And now would probably be a good time for you to read it. | And now would probably be a good time for you to read it. |
1077 | 00:41:58,511 | 00:41:59,481 | Bye. | Bye. |
1078 | 00:41:59,511 | 00:42:02,013 | Bye. | Bye. |
1079 | 00:42:10,528 | 00:42:12,870 | Lorelai! | Lorelai! |
1080 | 00:42:12,900 | 00:42:15,541 | Lorelai: Luke, I'm upstairs! | Lorelai: Luke, I'm upstairs! |
1081 | 00:42:15,571 | 00:42:18,373 | Yeah, uh, can you come down? | Yeah, uh, can you come down? |
1082 | 00:42:18,413 | 00:42:20,474 | I have to talk to you about something. | I have to talk to you about something. |
1083 | 00:42:20,514 | 00:42:22,346 | Okay. | Okay. |
1084 | 00:42:22,386 | 00:42:25,057 | Yes, I will come down, but I'm coming down in my wedding dress. | Yes, I will come down, but I'm coming down in my wedding dress. |
1085 | 00:42:25,087 | 00:42:26,818 | What? No! Yes! | What? No! Yes! |
1086 | 00:42:26,858 | 00:42:29,130 | It's bad luck for me to see the wedding dress. | It's bad luck for me to see the wedding dress. |
1087 | 00:42:29,160 | 00:42:30,531 | I know, but I need you to see this dress. | I know, but I need you to see this dress. |
1088 | 00:42:30,561 | 00:42:32,162 | There's something not right up here. | There's something not right up here. |
1089 | 00:42:32,202 | 00:42:35,234 | It was too easy. I can't be objective anymore. | It was too easy. I can't be objective anymore. |
1090 | 00:42:35,274 | 00:42:36,104 | Coming down. | Coming down. |
1091 | 00:42:36,134 | 00:42:38,145 | But I don't... | But I don't... |
1092 | 00:42:42,278 | 00:42:43,249 | Well? | Well? |
1093 | 00:42:43,279 | 00:42:47,151 | It's... you're perfect. | It's... you're perfect. |
1094 | 00:42:47,191 | 00:42:49,993 | Really? Have you seen the back? | Really? Have you seen the back? |
1095 | 00:42:50,023 | 00:42:52,064 | I think the train's a little weird, | I think the train's a little weird, |
1096 | 00:42:52,094 | 00:42:54,165 | and I can take it back if you don't think... | and I can take it back if you don't think... |
1097 | 00:42:54,206 | 00:42:55,506 | It's perfect. | It's perfect. |
1098 | 00:42:55,536 | 00:42:57,838 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
1099 | 00:43:04,682 | 00:43:06,353 | Okay. | Okay. |
1100 | 00:43:06,383 | 00:43:10,095 | It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes. | It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes. |