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1 | 00:00:36,603 | 00:00:38,242 | I got a job. What? Where? | I got a job. What? Where? |
2 | 00:00:38,272 | 00:00:40,002 | At the stamford gazette. Yes. | At the stamford gazette. Yes. |
3 | 00:00:40,042 | 00:00:43,010 | And I'm going back to Yale. I called and talked to my Dean. | And I'm going back to Yale. I called and talked to my Dean. |
4 | 00:00:43,040 | 00:00:45,909 | Tell Lane you're moving out and get your butt here right now. | Tell Lane you're moving out and get your butt here right now. |
5 | 00:00:45,939 | 00:00:47,209 | I love you, mom. | I love you, mom. |
6 | 00:00:51,977 | 00:00:52,746 | Hey. | Hey. |
7 | 00:00:52,776 | 00:00:54,545 | Rory: What? | Rory: What? |
8 | 00:00:54,585 | 00:00:57,284 | Make an occasional noise, so I know you didn't pull an Elvis. | Make an occasional noise, so I know you didn't pull an Elvis. |
9 | 00:00:57,314 | 00:00:59,253 | I'm just putting the finishing touches on the face. | I'm just putting the finishing touches on the face. |
10 | 00:00:59,283 | 00:01:00,723 | Pbht! You're an infant. | Pbht! You're an infant. |
11 | 00:01:00,753 | 00:01:03,022 | Hit yourself with a giant powder puff and get out here. | Hit yourself with a giant powder puff and get out here. |
12 | 00:01:03,052 | 00:01:04,591 | I love this bathroom. | I love this bathroom. |
13 | 00:01:04,621 | 00:01:06,750 | Uh, too much. I need the sink. | Uh, too much. I need the sink. |
14 | 00:01:06,790 | 00:01:09,759 | You need my sink? What about the other sink? | You need my sink? What about the other sink? |
15 | 00:01:08,959 | 00:01:10,919 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
16 | 00:01:09,789 | 00:01:11,928 | Oh, I forgot I had two sinks. | Oh, I forgot I had two sinks. |
17 | 00:01:10,959 | 00:01:12,388 | Christopher: Hey, lor, I think I have good news. | Christopher: Hey, lor, I think I have good news. |
18 | 00:01:11,958 | 00:01:14,397 | Well, you do. | Well, you do. |
19 | 00:01:12,428 | 00:01:14,137 | It was just a weird coincidence that I walk in, | It was just a weird coincidence that I walk in, |
20 | 00:01:14,167 | 00:01:15,806 | and Christopher happens to be leaving a message. | and Christopher happens to be leaving a message. |
21 | 00:01:14,427 | 00:01:16,726 | Look at this. Two sinks... I'm so decadent. | Look at this. Two sinks... I'm so decadent. |
22 | 00:01:15,826 | 00:01:17,396 | I'm not gonna like it when Christopher calls, | I'm not gonna like it when Christopher calls, |
23 | 00:01:16,756 | 00:01:19,295 | I could brush my teeth over this one, spit into that one. | I could brush my teeth over this one, spit into that one. |
24 | 00:01:17,436 | 00:01:19,135 | but we have to tell each other everything. | but we have to tell each other everything. |
25 | 00:01:19,165 | 00:01:20,794 | Agreed. | Agreed. |
26 | 00:01:19,325 | 00:01:21,934 | This is now my official favorite room in the whole world, | This is now my official favorite room in the whole world, |
27 | 00:01:20,834 | 00:01:21,804 | I'm gonna take hair samples from three men, | I'm gonna take hair samples from three men, |
28 | 00:01:21,834 | 00:01:23,073 | run DNA tests on them, | run DNA tests on them, |
29 | 00:01:21,964 | 00:01:24,433 | besides the reading room at the British museum. | besides the reading room at the British museum. |
30 | 00:01:23,103 | 00:01:24,473 | and figure out which one's my father. | and figure out which one's my father. |
31 | 00:01:24,463 | 00:01:26,602 | But add a dome ceiling and 10 million books, | But add a dome ceiling and 10 million books, |
32 | 00:01:24,503 | 00:01:26,772 | I'm sorry. Did you say "your father"? | I'm sorry. Did you say "your father"? |
33 | 00:01:26,632 | 00:01:28,471 | and you got yourself a horse race. | and you got yourself a horse race. |
34 | 00:01:26,802 | 00:01:28,161 | It's you. And you're sure. | It's you. And you're sure. |
35 | 00:01:28,201 | 00:01:29,970 | Absolutely. Want to see my report? | Absolutely. Want to see my report? |
36 | 00:01:28,501 | 00:01:30,270 | Paul anka loves this room, too. | Paul anka loves this room, too. |
37 | 00:01:30,010 | 00:01:32,509 | Logan, I love you. Wow. | Logan, I love you. Wow. |
38 | 00:01:30,300 | 00:01:31,870 | You ever hear that tape of him | You ever hear that tape of him |
39 | 00:01:31,900 | 00:01:33,439 | chewing out his band after a show? | chewing out his band after a show? |
40 | 00:01:32,539 | 00:01:33,779 | You're getting to me. | You're getting to me. |
41 | 00:01:33,469 | 00:01:35,438 | "When I move, I slice like a hammer! | "When I move, I slice like a hammer! |
42 | 00:01:33,809 | 00:01:35,348 | Me? Yes, you're an ass. | Me? Yes, you're an ass. |
43 | 00:01:35,378 | 00:01:37,817 | I didn't tell you to quit Yale! You did that! | I didn't tell you to quit Yale! You did that! |
44 | 00:01:35,468 | 00:01:36,708 | The guys get shirts!" | The guys get shirts!" |
45 | 00:01:36,738 | 00:01:38,377 | That's the human Paul anka. | That's the human Paul anka. |
46 | 00:01:37,847 | 00:01:40,146 | Why don't you go off with Jack, whatever his name is? | Why don't you go off with Jack, whatever his name is? |
47 | 00:01:38,407 | 00:01:40,036 | I don't believe the canine version exists. | I don't believe the canine version exists. |
48 | 00:01:40,076 | 00:01:41,945 | He is laying low until he figures out | He is laying low until he figures out |
49 | 00:01:40,176 | 00:01:42,075 | Oh, I'm not going off with Jess. | Oh, I'm not going off with Jess. |
50 | 00:01:41,975 | 00:01:44,444 | you're not gonna eat his pigs' ears or something. | you're not gonna eat his pigs' ears or something. |
51 | 00:01:44,474 | 00:01:46,813 | The chicken's got to show his face so I can prove myself. | The chicken's got to show his face so I can prove myself. |
52 | 00:01:46,843 | 00:01:48,283 | What all do you have going on today? | What all do you have going on today? |
53 | 00:01:48,313 | 00:01:51,281 | Oh, she's already got a list going. | Oh, she's already got a list going. |
54 | 00:01:51,311 | 00:01:54,350 | Follow-up calls to make sure I'm all set for spring semester. | Follow-up calls to make sure I'm all set for spring semester. |
55 | 00:01:54,380 | 00:01:55,650 | Four hours of community service... | Four hours of community service... |
56 | 00:01:55,680 | 00:01:57,019 | I'm gonna try to stretch it to five | I'm gonna try to stretch it to five |
57 | 00:01:57,049 | 00:01:59,288 | because I am tantalizingly close to being done. | because I am tantalizingly close to being done. |
58 | 00:01:59,318 | 00:02:01,587 | My engine light was on, but I already took care of that. | My engine light was on, but I already took care of that. |
59 | 00:02:01,617 | 00:02:03,886 | This morning? Got to gypsy's shop before it opened. | This morning? Got to gypsy's shop before it opened. |
60 | 00:02:03,926 | 00:02:05,985 | There was only one other early bird ahead of me, | There was only one other early bird ahead of me, |
61 | 00:02:06,025 | 00:02:09,494 | but I bribed gypsy with a pack of rolos, and she took me first. | but I bribed gypsy with a pack of rolos, and she took me first. |
62 | 00:02:09,524 | 00:02:11,393 | She is such a rolo whore. | She is such a rolo whore. |
63 | 00:02:11,423 | 00:02:13,662 | I've got tons of e-mails to return, and I've got to get | I've got tons of e-mails to return, and I've got to get |
64 | 00:02:13,692 | 00:02:15,661 | the eagle gazette a bunch of stuff I've written. | the eagle gazette a bunch of stuff I've written. |
65 | 00:02:15,691 | 00:02:17,500 | Don't forget to sleep, daughter of mine. | Don't forget to sleep, daughter of mine. |
66 | 00:02:17,530 | 00:02:19,959 | And I've got to unpack and organize everything, | And I've got to unpack and organize everything, |
67 | 00:02:19,999 | 00:02:21,699 | and that's it for now. | and that's it for now. |
68 | 00:02:21,729 | 00:02:24,437 | Okay, but you will have to leave the bathroom to do all that. | Okay, but you will have to leave the bathroom to do all that. |
69 | 00:02:24,467 | 00:02:27,506 | Mmm, reluctantly. See you downstairs. Okay. | Mmm, reluctantly. See you downstairs. Okay. |
70 | 00:02:27,536 | 00:02:29,905 | Hey, you have time to eat and hang out with me, don't you? | Hey, you have time to eat and hang out with me, don't you? |
71 | 00:02:29,935 | 00:02:31,934 | Is that on your microscopic little list there? | Is that on your microscopic little list there? |
72 | 00:02:31,974 | 00:02:34,873 | I carved out the rest of the morning for you. | I carved out the rest of the morning for you. |
73 | 00:02:34,903 | 00:02:36,372 | Oh! Oh, my god. What? | Oh! Oh, my god. What? |
74 | 00:02:36,402 | 00:02:37,612 | Get down here! I'm coming. | Get down here! I'm coming. |
75 | 00:02:39,371 | 00:02:41,540 | He has emerged. | He has emerged. |
76 | 00:02:41,580 | 00:02:43,509 | I'm assuming that's Paul anka. Well, it ain't Louis prima. | I'm assuming that's Paul anka. Well, it ain't Louis prima. |
77 | 00:02:43,549 | 00:02:46,578 | Shoo. Shoo. He shouldn't be on the table. | Shoo. Shoo. He shouldn't be on the table. |
78 | 00:02:46,608 | 00:02:48,317 | That's his favorite spot. What are you gonna do next? | That's his favorite spot. What are you gonna do next? |
79 | 00:02:48,347 | 00:02:50,047 | Tell him he can't drink out of my water glass? | Tell him he can't drink out of my water glass? |
80 | 00:02:50,077 | 00:02:51,416 | Sorry. How should I approach him? | Sorry. How should I approach him? |
81 | 00:02:51,446 | 00:02:52,516 | Follow me. | Follow me. |
82 | 00:02:52,546 | 00:02:54,815 | Okay. | Okay. |
83 | 00:02:54,855 | 00:02:56,554 | Okay, stop. | Okay, stop. |
84 | 00:02:56,584 | 00:02:58,723 | Now go in the kitchen and put sugar on your toes, | Now go in the kitchen and put sugar on your toes, |
85 | 00:02:58,753 | 00:03:00,992 | and quickly, because first impressions are crucial | and quickly, because first impressions are crucial |
86 | 00:03:01,022 | 00:03:02,651 | and you're blowing it big time. | and you're blowing it big time. |
87 | 00:03:02,691 | 00:03:05,360 | He loves sugar, so the first time you come close to him, | He loves sugar, so the first time you come close to him, |
88 | 00:03:05,390 | 00:03:06,790 | if you've got sugar on your toes | if you've got sugar on your toes |
89 | 00:03:06,820 | 00:03:07,959 | that he can lick and enjoy, you're in. | that he can lick and enjoy, you're in. |
90 | 00:03:07,989 | 00:03:09,728 | He's gonna lick it? Go, quick! | He's gonna lick it? Go, quick! |
91 | 00:03:15,866 | 00:03:17,735 | Wet your toes first so it sticks. | Wet your toes first so it sticks. |
92 | 00:03:17,765 | 00:03:19,064 | What? | What? |
93 | 00:03:19,094 | 00:03:21,463 | Dry sugar on a dry toe isn't gonna work. | Dry sugar on a dry toe isn't gonna work. |
94 | 00:03:21,503 | 00:03:23,303 | Oh, jeez. | Oh, jeez. |
95 | 00:03:26,701 | 00:03:27,941 | I'm making a mess. | I'm making a mess. |
96 | 00:03:27,971 | 00:03:29,470 | Don't worry about the mess. | Don't worry about the mess. |
97 | 00:03:29,500 | 00:03:30,739 | We're gonna have ants. | We're gonna have ants. |
98 | 00:03:30,769 | 00:03:32,339 | Hurry! I'm coming. | Hurry! I'm coming. |
99 | 00:03:34,508 | 00:03:36,477 | Okay, my toes are all sugared. | Okay, my toes are all sugared. |
100 | 00:03:36,507 | 00:03:37,846 | Okay, good. | Okay, good. |
101 | 00:03:37,876 | 00:03:39,846 | Now do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. | Now do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. |
102 | 00:03:39,876 | 00:03:42,415 | What? All you have to do is pet him, and you're in! | What? All you have to do is pet him, and you're in! |
103 | 00:03:42,444 | 00:03:44,084 | You're evil. Yes, I am. | You're evil. Yes, I am. |
104 | 00:03:44,114 | 00:03:47,782 | Hey, there, boy. Oh, that tickles. | Hey, there, boy. Oh, that tickles. |
105 | 00:03:47,812 | 00:03:49,881 | Well, he's glad you're here. | Well, he's glad you're here. |
106 | 00:03:49,911 | 00:03:50,881 | Wait a minute, you're here! | Wait a minute, you're here! |
107 | 00:03:50,921 | 00:03:52,880 | I know. Wait right there. | I know. Wait right there. |
108 | 00:03:52,920 | 00:03:54,519 | Is this another trick? | Is this another trick? |
109 | 00:03:54,549 | 00:03:57,088 | No, I'm just getting something. | No, I'm just getting something. |
110 | 00:03:57,118 | 00:03:58,718 | [ Electronic bleeps ] Bop it! | [ Electronic bleeps ] Bop it! |
111 | 00:03:58,758 | 00:04:00,017 | You're pulling out the bop it? | You're pulling out the bop it? |
112 | 00:04:00,057 | 00:04:02,056 | You're already that bored with me? | You're already that bored with me? |
113 | 00:04:02,086 | 00:04:04,725 | I accidentally hit the bop it while I was getting this. You bought me a hat. | I accidentally hit the bop it while I was getting this. You bought me a hat. |
114 | 00:04:04,755 | 00:04:06,754 | No, it's a hatbox filled with these. | No, it's a hatbox filled with these. |
115 | 00:04:06,794 | 00:04:08,064 | These are notes written | These are notes written |
116 | 00:04:08,094 | 00:04:10,063 | on whatever I had on hand at the time. | on whatever I had on hand at the time. |
117 | 00:04:10,093 | 00:04:12,762 | Anytime I had a topic I wanted to share with you | Anytime I had a topic I wanted to share with you |
118 | 00:04:12,792 | 00:04:15,760 | or a random thought during that crappy time apart of ours, | or a random thought during that crappy time apart of ours, |
119 | 00:04:15,800 | 00:04:18,029 | I jotted it down and threw it in the hatbox | I jotted it down and threw it in the hatbox |
120 | 00:04:18,069 | 00:04:19,129 | so I wouldn't forget. | so I wouldn't forget. |
121 | 00:04:19,169 | 00:04:20,538 | Really? | Really? |
122 | 00:04:20,568 | 00:04:22,667 | I missed you, kid. I missed you, too. | I missed you, kid. I missed you, too. |
123 | 00:04:22,697 | 00:04:24,067 | So hit me with them. | So hit me with them. |
124 | 00:04:24,107 | 00:04:25,866 | While we walk to Luke's. Come on. | While we walk to Luke's. Come on. |
125 | 00:04:25,906 | 00:04:27,675 | Some of these are pretty cryptic. | Some of these are pretty cryptic. |
126 | 00:04:27,705 | 00:04:29,804 | Um, Lenny kravitz. Where did Lenny kravitz... | Um, Lenny kravitz. Where did Lenny kravitz... |
127 | 00:04:29,834 | 00:04:31,574 | Get all his money? | Get all his money? |
128 | 00:04:31,604 | 00:04:33,973 | Yes! One hit, and he's buying a fifth Avenue mansion. | Yes! One hit, and he's buying a fifth Avenue mansion. |
129 | 00:04:34,013 | 00:04:36,512 | Maybe he went through Nicole Kidman's wallet. | Maybe he went through Nicole Kidman's wallet. |
130 | 00:04:36,542 | 00:04:37,681 | That's got to be it. | That's got to be it. |
131 | 00:04:37,711 | 00:04:39,680 | Computer m.P. Down... | Computer m.P. Down... |
132 | 00:04:39,710 | 00:04:41,580 | Oh, I want to download music. There's so much out there. | Oh, I want to download music. There's so much out there. |
133 | 00:04:41,609 | 00:04:43,079 | Can you help me figure that out... mp3 players? | Can you help me figure that out... mp3 players? |
134 | 00:04:43,109 | 00:04:45,078 | I can do that. Next? | I can do that. Next? |
135 | 00:04:45,118 | 00:04:47,787 | Uh, kirk's skeet shooting. That's a bad combination. | Uh, kirk's skeet shooting. That's a bad combination. |
136 | 00:04:47,817 | 00:04:49,486 | Yes, first time the town church | Yes, first time the town church |
137 | 00:04:49,516 | 00:04:51,555 | has taken gunfire since the 18th century. | has taken gunfire since the 18th century. |
138 | 00:04:51,585 | 00:04:53,454 | You miss so much so quickly. | You miss so much so quickly. |
139 | 00:04:53,484 | 00:04:56,983 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
140 | 00:04:57,023 | 00:05:02,091 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
141 | 00:05:02,121 | 00:05:06,029 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
142 | 00:05:06,059 | 00:05:10,597 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
143 | 00:05:10,627 | 00:05:15,095 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
144 | 00:05:15,135 | 00:05:19,663 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
145 | 00:05:19,703 | 00:05:22,672 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
146 | 00:05:22,702 | 00:05:24,471 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
147 | 00:05:24,501 | 00:05:28,570 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
148 | 00:05:28,610 | 00:05:33,608 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
149 | 00:05:33,648 | 00:05:37,846 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
150 | 00:05:37,876 | 00:05:40,715 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
151 | 00:05:40,745 | 00:05:42,444 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
152 | 00:05:42,484 | 00:05:44,453 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
153 | 00:05:47,682 | 00:05:49,981 | okay... babette, cats. | okay... babette, cats. |
154 | 00:05:50,021 | 00:05:51,150 | Death? No. | Death? No. |
155 | 00:05:51,190 | 00:05:52,719 | Adopted another one? No. | Adopted another one? No. |
156 | 00:05:52,749 | 00:05:53,989 | What? | What? |
157 | 00:05:54,019 | 00:05:55,558 | Recorded their meows, did some editing, | Recorded their meows, did some editing, |
158 | 00:05:55,588 | 00:05:57,587 | and cut a record of them singing "ring of fire." | and cut a record of them singing "ring of fire." |
159 | 00:05:57,627 | 00:05:59,527 | That goes straight to the top of my charts. | That goes straight to the top of my charts. |
160 | 00:05:59,557 | 00:06:00,796 | I started reading "beowulf," | I started reading "beowulf," |
161 | 00:06:00,826 | 00:06:02,095 | that new translation you recommended. | that new translation you recommended. |
162 | 00:06:02,125 | 00:06:03,695 | The Seamus heaney? Good for you. | The Seamus heaney? Good for you. |
163 | 00:06:03,725 | 00:06:05,094 | And "stopped reading 'beowulf'" | And "stopped reading 'beowulf'" |
164 | 00:06:05,124 | 00:06:07,123 | jotted on the same slip three minutes later. | jotted on the same slip three minutes later. |
165 | 00:06:07,163 | 00:06:08,793 | You gave it the old college try. | You gave it the old college try. |
166 | 00:06:08,833 | 00:06:10,902 | Ooh, this is a new one. Kirk's got a new hobby. | Ooh, this is a new one. Kirk's got a new hobby. |
167 | 00:06:10,932 | 00:06:13,471 | He's doing tai chi? How'd you know that? | He's doing tai chi? How'd you know that? |
168 | 00:06:13,501 | 00:06:15,000 | Because he's doing it right there. | Because he's doing it right there. |
169 | 00:06:15,030 | 00:06:17,569 | Is it possible for him to do something without looking silly? | Is it possible for him to do something without looking silly? |
170 | 00:06:17,599 | 00:06:18,668 | He wouldn't be kirk then. | He wouldn't be kirk then. |
171 | 00:06:18,698 | 00:06:20,738 | Bendelschnitz? | Bendelschnitz? |
172 | 00:06:20,768 | 00:06:22,507 | That's not English. | That's not English. |
173 | 00:06:22,537 | 00:06:24,606 | I know. I'll add it to the ones I can't make out. | I know. I'll add it to the ones I can't make out. |
174 | 00:06:24,636 | 00:06:27,875 | And razzlefrat. | And razzlefrat. |
175 | 00:06:27,905 | 00:06:28,874 | Another unreadable one. | Another unreadable one. |
176 | 00:06:28,904 | 00:06:30,204 | They're stacking up. | They're stacking up. |
177 | 00:06:30,244 | 00:06:32,972 | Okay. Now wait out here. | Okay. Now wait out here. |
178 | 00:06:33,012 | 00:06:34,642 | Why? | Why? |
179 | 00:06:34,682 | 00:06:36,881 | It's a thing, a moment thing. Just wait here. | It's a thing, a moment thing. Just wait here. |
180 | 00:06:38,910 | 00:06:39,880 | Hey. | Hey. |
181 | 00:06:39,910 | 00:06:41,519 | You ready? For what? | You ready? For what? |
182 | 00:06:41,549 | 00:06:43,848 | For this... the moment you've all been waiting for. | For this... the moment you've all been waiting for. |
183 | 00:06:43,888 | 00:06:45,547 | [ Rolls tongue ] | [ Rolls tongue ] |
184 | 00:06:45,587 | 00:06:46,917 | What's that? It's a drum roll. | What's that? It's a drum roll. |
185 | 00:06:46,947 | 00:06:48,556 | Sounded more like a helicopter. | Sounded more like a helicopter. |
186 | 00:06:48,586 | 00:06:50,585 | No, it's a drum roll. Go with it, okay? | No, it's a drum roll. Go with it, okay? |
187 | 00:06:50,625 | 00:06:52,084 | Ladies and gentleman, Rory Gilmore! | Ladies and gentleman, Rory Gilmore! |
188 | 00:06:52,124 | 00:06:53,594 | Hi, Luke. | Hi, Luke. |
189 | 00:06:53,624 | 00:06:56,193 | Hey! Rory, you're back! You look good. | Hey! Rory, you're back! You look good. |
190 | 00:06:56,223 | 00:06:59,821 | Healthy, happy, here with your mom, both of you here. | Healthy, happy, here with your mom, both of you here. |
191 | 00:06:59,861 | 00:07:03,799 | It's great, you know? Yay. | It's great, you know? Yay. |
192 | 00:07:03,829 | 00:07:05,459 | I don't think I've ever said "yay" before. | I don't think I've ever said "yay" before. |
193 | 00:07:05,499 | 00:07:07,468 | It sounded weird. A little. | It sounded weird. A little. |
194 | 00:07:07,498 | 00:07:08,997 | What was that sound you were making? | What was that sound you were making? |
195 | 00:07:09,027 | 00:07:10,736 | It sounded like a helicopter or something. | It sounded like a helicopter or something. |
196 | 00:07:10,766 | 00:07:11,996 | That's what I said. | That's what I said. |
197 | 00:07:12,036 | 00:07:13,765 | Has no one heard a drum roll before? | Has no one heard a drum roll before? |
198 | 00:07:13,805 | 00:07:16,464 | Hey, I saved you the best table in case you showed. | Hey, I saved you the best table in case you showed. |
199 | 00:07:16,504 | 00:07:18,173 | In case? It was mandatory. | In case? It was mandatory. |
200 | 00:07:18,203 | 00:07:20,472 | What can I get you? Never mind. | What can I get you? Never mind. |
201 | 00:07:20,502 | 00:07:22,941 | I'm gonna bring you everything you like. | I'm gonna bring you everything you like. |
202 | 00:07:22,971 | 00:07:25,810 | You were with me when I wrote this. What does it say? | You were with me when I wrote this. What does it say? |
203 | 00:07:25,840 | 00:07:29,209 | Oh, this is from that stupid Mexican restaurant we went to. | Oh, this is from that stupid Mexican restaurant we went to. |
204 | 00:07:29,239 | 00:07:30,908 | I wrote something on the other side. | I wrote something on the other side. |
205 | 00:07:30,948 | 00:07:32,107 | Man, this place stunk! | Man, this place stunk! |
206 | 00:07:32,147 | 00:07:33,977 | I know, but read the back there. | I know, but read the back there. |
207 | 00:07:34,017 | 00:07:37,015 | Look what we paid. Unbelievable. Downright usurious. | Look what we paid. Unbelievable. Downright usurious. |
208 | 00:07:37,045 | 00:07:38,985 | Look at the other side there... the "razzlefrat." | Look at the other side there... the "razzlefrat." |
209 | 00:07:39,015 | 00:07:40,954 | They did charge me for that second beer. | They did charge me for that second beer. |
210 | 00:07:40,984 | 00:07:42,683 | Scandalous, but the other side. | Scandalous, but the other side. |
211 | 00:07:42,713 | 00:07:44,152 | 6 bucks for guacamole. | 6 bucks for guacamole. |
212 | 00:07:44,182 | 00:07:46,921 | Oh, just bring me what she's having. | Oh, just bring me what she's having. |
213 | 00:07:46,951 | 00:07:49,520 | So, Luke, wait. You haven't told me anything about yourself. | So, Luke, wait. You haven't told me anything about yourself. |
214 | 00:07:49,550 | 00:07:50,520 | What's new with you? | What's new with you? |
215 | 00:07:50,560 | 00:07:53,089 | With me? Uh, nothing. | With me? Uh, nothing. |
216 | 00:07:53,119 | 00:07:54,488 | We're engaged, your mom and me. | We're engaged, your mom and me. |
217 | 00:07:54,528 | 00:07:55,957 | I know that, but anything else? | I know that, but anything else? |
218 | 00:07:55,987 | 00:07:58,796 | No. No, why? Just wondering. | No. No, why? Just wondering. |
219 | 00:07:58,826 | 00:08:00,665 | What have you heard? Nothing. That's why I'm asking. | What have you heard? Nothing. That's why I'm asking. |
220 | 00:08:00,695 | 00:08:03,024 | Well, there's your answer... Nothing's new. | Well, there's your answer... Nothing's new. |
221 | 00:08:03,064 | 00:08:05,733 | I'm gonna go put in your order, okay? | I'm gonna go put in your order, okay? |
222 | 00:08:05,763 | 00:08:07,263 | We'll be waiting hungrily. | We'll be waiting hungrily. |
223 | 00:08:07,293 | 00:08:10,631 | Did I inadvertently step into something there? No idea. | Did I inadvertently step into something there? No idea. |
224 | 00:08:10,671 | 00:08:12,670 | Mother and daughter together again, | Mother and daughter together again, |
225 | 00:08:12,700 | 00:08:13,870 | and all is right with the world. | and all is right with the world. |
226 | 00:08:13,900 | 00:08:15,099 | Hi, Lorelai. Hi, Lane. | Hi, Lorelai. Hi, Lane. |
227 | 00:08:15,139 | 00:08:16,769 | Next Wednesday night, I need you. | Next Wednesday night, I need you. |
228 | 00:08:16,799 | 00:08:17,968 | Tell me you're not busy. | Tell me you're not busy. |
229 | 00:08:18,008 | 00:08:19,567 | I'm not sure. Why? | I'm not sure. Why? |
230 | 00:08:19,607 | 00:08:21,137 | We're doing a showcase, me and the band. | We're doing a showcase, me and the band. |
231 | 00:08:21,177 | 00:08:24,775 | Not a gig, a showcase, and a label's going to be there. | Not a gig, a showcase, and a label's going to be there. |
232 | 00:08:24,805 | 00:08:26,205 | I'm shaking! I shouldn't shake. | I'm shaking! I shouldn't shake. |
233 | 00:08:26,245 | 00:08:28,144 | I'm a drummer. It'll mess up the beat. | I'm a drummer. It'll mess up the beat. |
234 | 00:08:28,174 | 00:08:29,843 | But, my god, we're playing for a label. | But, my god, we're playing for a label. |
235 | 00:08:29,873 | 00:08:32,282 | Wow, Lane, I'm absolutely there. This is big. | Wow, Lane, I'm absolutely there. This is big. |
236 | 00:08:32,312 | 00:08:34,581 | Unless it's a "waiting for guffman" thing, | Unless it's a "waiting for guffman" thing, |
237 | 00:08:34,611 | 00:08:36,680 | and the label guys don't show up. | and the label guys don't show up. |
238 | 00:08:36,710 | 00:08:38,519 | Did I just jinx it? | Did I just jinx it? |
239 | 00:08:38,549 | 00:08:40,648 | Let's do that UN-jinxing thing we used to do just in case. | Let's do that UN-jinxing thing we used to do just in case. |
240 | 00:08:40,688 | 00:08:41,818 | Good. | Good. |
241 | 00:08:41,848 | 00:08:43,187 | Both: Jinx back, double pinky, | Both: Jinx back, double pinky, |
242 | 00:08:43,217 | 00:08:45,686 | around the side, double pinky, jinx back. | around the side, double pinky, jinx back. |
243 | 00:08:45,716 | 00:08:47,086 | Hey, I want to do that. | Hey, I want to do that. |
244 | 00:08:47,116 | 00:08:48,625 | It's a serious thing. You don't just do it. | It's a serious thing. You don't just do it. |
245 | 00:08:48,655 | 00:08:49,985 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
246 | 00:08:50,025 | 00:08:52,054 | Well, Lane, you guys are so prepared for this. | Well, Lane, you guys are so prepared for this. |
247 | 00:08:52,094 | 00:08:55,262 | That tape you gave me of your new stuff was awesome. | That tape you gave me of your new stuff was awesome. |
248 | 00:08:55,292 | 00:08:56,722 | Hey, what if I jinx it? | Hey, what if I jinx it? |
249 | 00:08:56,762 | 00:08:58,161 | Do I get to do the UN-jinxing thing then? | Do I get to do the UN-jinxing thing then? |
250 | 00:08:58,191 | 00:09:00,190 | If we jinx back a second time within the hour, | If we jinx back a second time within the hour, |
251 | 00:09:00,230 | 00:09:02,129 | it cancels out the first jinx back. | it cancels out the first jinx back. |
252 | 00:09:02,159 | 00:09:03,929 | What were your favorites on the tape? | What were your favorites on the tape? |
253 | 00:09:03,969 | 00:09:07,597 | "Melissa" was catchy and "calling Francine," | "Melissa" was catchy and "calling Francine," |
254 | 00:09:07,637 | 00:09:10,666 | but that other one... "Rebecca in the morning"? | but that other one... "Rebecca in the morning"? |
255 | 00:09:10,706 | 00:09:12,705 | That was my favorite. Mine, too! | That was my favorite. Mine, too! |
256 | 00:09:12,735 | 00:09:14,734 | Zach's into songs with girls' names, huh? | Zach's into songs with girls' names, huh? |
257 | 00:09:14,774 | 00:09:16,703 | He thinks that's our best shot at radio play. | He thinks that's our best shot at radio play. |
258 | 00:09:16,733 | 00:09:18,902 | It worked for the police, the knack, Franz ferdinand. | It worked for the police, the knack, Franz ferdinand. |
259 | 00:09:18,942 | 00:09:21,311 | Good thinking. Do you want to be our d.A. Pennebaker? | Good thinking. Do you want to be our d.A. Pennebaker? |
260 | 00:09:21,341 | 00:09:22,911 | We're borrowing a video camera, | We're borrowing a video camera, |
261 | 00:09:22,941 | 00:09:24,710 | and we need someone sober to do the photography. | and we need someone sober to do the photography. |
262 | 00:09:24,740 | 00:09:26,679 | I can set my crack pipe aside and do that. | I can set my crack pipe aside and do that. |
263 | 00:09:26,709 | 00:09:28,248 | Thanks! You plus one, right? | Thanks! You plus one, right? |
264 | 00:09:28,278 | 00:09:30,148 | Plus one? You plus Logan? | Plus one? You plus Logan? |
265 | 00:09:30,178 | 00:09:31,817 | No, just me. | No, just me. |
266 | 00:09:31,847 | 00:09:33,746 | Oh, okay. How about you, Lorelai? | Oh, okay. How about you, Lorelai? |
267 | 00:09:33,786 | 00:09:35,785 | Working that night, sweetie, but break a leg. | Working that night, sweetie, but break a leg. |
268 | 00:09:35,815 | 00:09:37,754 | Does that get me a hand thingy? No. | Does that get me a hand thingy? No. |
269 | 00:09:37,784 | 00:09:39,783 | Rats. See you guys. | Rats. See you guys. |
270 | 00:09:39,813 | 00:09:42,622 | So just you, huh? Okay. | So just you, huh? Okay. |
271 | 00:09:42,652 | 00:09:44,252 | As long as you're prying... I wasn't. | As long as you're prying... I wasn't. |
272 | 00:09:44,292 | 00:09:45,691 | Briefly, succinctly... | Briefly, succinctly... |
273 | 00:09:45,721 | 00:09:47,620 | Logan and I are not talking right now. | Logan and I are not talking right now. |
274 | 00:09:47,660 | 00:09:49,020 | Ah. | Ah. |
275 | 00:09:49,060 | 00:09:51,788 | We had a fight, a big one, in public. Oops. | We had a fight, a big one, in public. Oops. |
276 | 00:09:51,828 | 00:09:55,097 | I think we needed a little break. It's more like a hiatus. | I think we needed a little break. It's more like a hiatus. |
277 | 00:09:55,127 | 00:09:57,796 | Well, sometimes a break is good. Sometimes. | Well, sometimes a break is good. Sometimes. |
278 | 00:09:57,826 | 00:10:00,895 | All right, food, first wave only. | All right, food, first wave only. |
279 | 00:10:00,935 | 00:10:02,334 | Second wave, five minutes. | Second wave, five minutes. |
280 | 00:10:02,364 | 00:10:04,733 | Let's dig in. | Let's dig in. |
281 | 00:10:04,763 | 00:10:06,262 | I hope it's not cold. | I hope it's not cold. |
282 | 00:10:06,302 | 00:10:09,871 | Oops. I think I jinxed it. | Oops. I think I jinxed it. |
283 | 00:10:09,901 | 00:10:11,570 | Both: Jinx back, double pinky, | Both: Jinx back, double pinky, |
284 | 00:10:11,600 | 00:10:13,199 | around the side, double pinky, jinx back. | around the side, double pinky, jinx back. |
285 | 00:10:16,138 | 00:10:17,837 | Where's the onions for my sauce? | Where's the onions for my sauce? |
286 | 00:10:17,877 | 00:10:19,177 | Who's my onion man? Right here, Sookie. | Who's my onion man? Right here, Sookie. |
287 | 00:10:19,207 | 00:10:21,306 | Okay, right here, Carl. I need them right there. | Okay, right here, Carl. I need them right there. |
288 | 00:10:21,346 | 00:10:25,314 | Okay, get the shallots in. It's time. It's time. | Okay, get the shallots in. It's time. It's time. |
289 | 00:10:25,344 | 00:10:27,014 | Okay, needs more garlic. | Okay, needs more garlic. |
290 | 00:10:27,044 | 00:10:28,643 | Come on, "godfather" it up for me. | Come on, "godfather" it up for me. |
291 | 00:10:28,683 | 00:10:30,712 | Good! Good, good, good, good, good, good. | Good! Good, good, good, good, good, good. |
292 | 00:10:30,752 | 00:10:32,651 | Okay, if you can travel back in time | Okay, if you can travel back in time |
293 | 00:10:32,681 | 00:10:34,250 | and make me not make the veal and ham paté, | and make me not make the veal and ham paté, |
294 | 00:10:34,280 | 00:10:35,920 | I'd appreciate it. | I'd appreciate it. |
295 | 00:10:35,950 | 00:10:38,119 | Talk me out of these things in the future, guys. | Talk me out of these things in the future, guys. |
296 | 00:10:38,149 | 00:10:39,618 | Hello. | Hello. |
297 | 00:10:39,648 | 00:10:41,287 | Could you step away from the pan, please? | Could you step away from the pan, please? |
298 | 00:10:41,317 | 00:10:44,226 | Honey, do you see a joystick? This is not a game, okay? | Honey, do you see a joystick? This is not a game, okay? |
299 | 00:10:44,256 | 00:10:46,885 | It's a haché sauce, and it's for keeps. Put it down. | It's a haché sauce, and it's for keeps. Put it down. |
300 | 00:10:46,925 | 00:10:48,724 | Okay, what? | Okay, what? |
301 | 00:10:48,754 | 00:10:50,254 | Okay! | Okay! |
302 | 00:10:50,294 | 00:10:52,693 | [ Gasps ] Ohh! | [ Gasps ] Ohh! |
303 | 00:10:52,723 | 00:10:54,832 | Oh, my god! | Oh, my god! |
304 | 00:10:54,862 | 00:10:55,931 | Hi, Sookie. | Hi, Sookie. |
305 | 00:10:55,961 | 00:10:57,731 | You're here! [ Laughs ] | You're here! [ Laughs ] |
306 | 00:10:57,761 | 00:10:59,660 | You're with us! Oh, I missed you. | You're with us! Oh, I missed you. |
307 | 00:10:59,700 | 00:11:01,129 | I missed you. | I missed you. |
308 | 00:11:01,169 | 00:11:03,738 | You can set a wedding date... No impediments. | You can set a wedding date... No impediments. |
309 | 00:11:03,768 | 00:11:04,997 | Yeah, I already told Luke. | Yeah, I already told Luke. |
310 | 00:11:05,037 | 00:11:07,197 | [ Labored breathing ] Hyperventilating. | [ Labored breathing ] Hyperventilating. |
311 | 00:11:07,237 | 00:11:08,906 | Hyperventilating. | Hyperventilating. |
312 | 00:11:08,936 | 00:11:10,905 | I was just working on my list | I was just working on my list |
313 | 00:11:10,935 | 00:11:13,104 | of what to make for Thanksgiving, | of what to make for Thanksgiving, |
314 | 00:11:13,134 | 00:11:16,743 | and I was wishing you were gonna be here, | and I was wishing you were gonna be here, |
315 | 00:11:16,773 | 00:11:18,072 | and now you are! | and now you are! |
316 | 00:11:18,112 | 00:11:19,941 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
317 | 00:11:19,971 | 00:11:23,979 | What if what I'm wishing for is actually coming true? | What if what I'm wishing for is actually coming true? |
318 | 00:11:24,009 | 00:11:26,179 | Wish for a sephora to be built within walking distance. | Wish for a sephora to be built within walking distance. |
319 | 00:11:26,209 | 00:11:27,818 | Do you need a paper bag? | Do you need a paper bag? |
320 | 00:11:27,848 | 00:11:31,646 | I'm good. I'm good. Just happy. | I'm good. I'm good. Just happy. |
321 | 00:11:31,686 | 00:11:32,786 | [ Excitedly ] Rory! | [ Excitedly ] Rory! |
322 | 00:11:32,816 | 00:11:34,755 | Oh, hi. Wow, Michel. | Oh, hi. Wow, Michel. |
323 | 00:11:34,785 | 00:11:36,784 | Hi. | Hi. |
324 | 00:11:36,814 | 00:11:38,123 | Boy, that was weird. | Boy, that was weird. |
325 | 00:11:38,153 | 00:11:40,253 | She just surprised me. That's all. | She just surprised me. That's all. |
326 | 00:11:40,283 | 00:11:42,722 | It's kind of okay that you are here. | It's kind of okay that you are here. |
327 | 00:11:42,752 | 00:11:44,191 | It's kind of okay with me, too. | It's kind of okay with me, too. |
328 | 00:11:44,221 | 00:11:45,760 | Lunch! What? | Lunch! What? |
329 | 00:11:45,790 | 00:11:47,889 | Lunch! I'm making you lunch. | Lunch! I'm making you lunch. |
330 | 00:11:47,929 | 00:11:49,159 | But we just... Don't fight it. | But we just... Don't fight it. |
331 | 00:11:49,189 | 00:11:50,998 | It just came to me... kabobs. | It just came to me... kabobs. |
332 | 00:11:51,028 | 00:11:52,657 | Okay, drop everything, boys. | Okay, drop everything, boys. |
333 | 00:11:52,697 | 00:11:55,326 | We're making kabobs for Rory and pot stickers. | We're making kabobs for Rory and pot stickers. |
334 | 00:11:55,366 | 00:11:58,265 | Okay, throw everything out. This is a celebration. | Okay, throw everything out. This is a celebration. |
335 | 00:11:58,295 | 00:12:01,034 | Let's get to higher ground. | Let's get to higher ground. |
336 | 00:12:01,064 | 00:12:03,063 | Okay, we're opening with "Melissa," | Okay, we're opening with "Melissa," |
337 | 00:12:03,103 | 00:12:04,802 | closing with "dear Maureen." | closing with "dear Maureen." |
338 | 00:12:04,832 | 00:12:06,831 | The middle part is screwing us up. | The middle part is screwing us up. |
339 | 00:12:06,871 | 00:12:08,840 | Oh, man, I wish we had one more ballad. | Oh, man, I wish we had one more ballad. |
340 | 00:12:08,870 | 00:12:11,639 | I'm half finished with one, but it's not gonna be ready. | I'm half finished with one, but it's not gonna be ready. |
341 | 00:12:11,669 | 00:12:13,239 | ♪ I saw her | ♪ I saw her |
342 | 00:12:13,269 | 00:12:17,707 | ♪ in the midst, she came a-walking by, Stella ♪ | ♪ in the midst, she came a-walking by, Stella ♪ |
343 | 00:12:17,747 | 00:12:19,376 | ♪ now a blur | ♪ now a blur |
344 | 00:12:19,406 | 00:12:21,945 | ♪ made a list of what I like about her, Stella ♪ | ♪ made a list of what I like about her, Stella ♪ |
345 | 00:12:21,975 | 00:12:23,344 | cool. | cool. |
346 | 00:12:23,374 | 00:12:25,244 | Yeah, it's got a nice fountains of Wayne | Yeah, it's got a nice fountains of Wayne |
347 | 00:12:25,284 | 00:12:27,753 | meets the shins crossed with "odessey" -era zombies | meets the shins crossed with "odessey" -era zombies |
348 | 00:12:27,782 | 00:12:29,012 | and a mix of early who | and a mix of early who |
349 | 00:12:29,052 | 00:12:31,081 | and mid-to late-era replacements vibe to it. | and mid-to late-era replacements vibe to it. |
350 | 00:12:31,121 | 00:12:32,720 | That's what I was going for. | That's what I was going for. |
351 | 00:12:32,750 | 00:12:34,720 | Still hunting for that middle eight, you know? | Still hunting for that middle eight, you know? |
352 | 00:12:34,750 | 00:12:36,089 | So, um, it's called "Stella"? | So, um, it's called "Stella"? |
353 | 00:12:36,119 | 00:12:38,158 | Didn't you like it? | Didn't you like it? |
354 | 00:12:38,188 | 00:12:40,927 | No, it's good. It's just... It's another girl's name. | No, it's good. It's just... It's another girl's name. |
355 | 00:12:40,957 | 00:12:42,356 | If he was singing about dudes, | If he was singing about dudes, |
356 | 00:12:42,386 | 00:12:44,256 | I'd be out the door. | I'd be out the door. |
357 | 00:12:44,296 | 00:12:46,395 | I think about people that I've known, | I think about people that I've known, |
358 | 00:12:46,425 | 00:12:47,994 | and I draw inspiration from that. | and I draw inspiration from that. |
359 | 00:12:48,024 | 00:12:50,293 | I know. It's just no big deal or anything. | I know. It's just no big deal or anything. |
360 | 00:12:50,323 | 00:12:51,962 | But have you ever thought to write one about, | But have you ever thought to write one about, |
361 | 00:12:51,992 | 00:12:53,702 | I don't know, a girl named Lane. | I don't know, a girl named Lane. |
362 | 00:12:53,732 | 00:12:55,861 | Well, "Lane" just isn't that great of a name for a song. | Well, "Lane" just isn't that great of a name for a song. |
363 | 00:12:55,901 | 00:12:57,730 | But you've already got one called "Lorraine." | But you've already got one called "Lorraine." |
364 | 00:12:57,770 | 00:12:59,069 | "Lorraine" is pretty much "Lane" | "Lorraine" is pretty much "Lane" |
365 | 00:12:59,099 | 00:13:00,399 | with an extra syllable thrown in. | with an extra syllable thrown in. |
366 | 00:13:00,429 | 00:13:02,138 | True, but nothing rhymes with "Lane." | True, but nothing rhymes with "Lane." |
367 | 00:13:02,168 | 00:13:04,267 | I'm sorry, but a million things rhyme with "Lane." | I'm sorry, but a million things rhyme with "Lane." |
368 | 00:13:04,307 | 00:13:07,136 | Yeah, "rain," "pain," all cliché stuff. | Yeah, "rain," "pain," all cliché stuff. |
369 | 00:13:07,166 | 00:13:08,705 | You're not a writer. | You're not a writer. |
370 | 00:13:08,735 | 00:13:10,744 | You could come up with stuff to rhyme with Lane. | You could come up with stuff to rhyme with Lane. |
371 | 00:13:10,774 | 00:13:12,743 | Wait, maybe I could right one about your Korean name. | Wait, maybe I could right one about your Korean name. |
372 | 00:13:12,773 | 00:13:14,273 | What was that again? [ Speaks Korean ] | What was that again? [ Speaks Korean ] |
373 | 00:13:14,313 | 00:13:17,172 | 0 for 2. Look, it's not your fault. | 0 for 2. Look, it's not your fault. |
374 | 00:13:17,212 | 00:13:18,741 | You didn't pick your name. Your mom did. | You didn't pick your name. Your mom did. |
375 | 00:13:18,781 | 00:13:20,040 | Right, I didn't pick it. | Right, I didn't pick it. |
376 | 00:13:20,080 | 00:13:22,110 | So where were we? | So where were we? |
377 | 00:13:22,150 | 00:13:24,818 | Oh, "Lorraine." Where should "Lorraine" go? Try it after "Rebecca." | Oh, "Lorraine." Where should "Lorraine" go? Try it after "Rebecca." |
378 | 00:13:24,848 | 00:13:27,717 | It's not as good as going from "Rebecca" to "Linda Marie." | It's not as good as going from "Rebecca" to "Linda Marie." |
379 | 00:13:27,747 | 00:13:28,917 | True is true. | True is true. |
380 | 00:13:28,947 | 00:13:30,646 | Man, I wish "Stella" was ready. | Man, I wish "Stella" was ready. |
381 | 00:13:34,224 | 00:13:35,354 | Three days. | Three days. |
382 | 00:13:35,384 | 00:13:36,723 | Three days he had the hiccups. | Three days he had the hiccups. |
383 | 00:13:36,753 | 00:13:38,293 | Poor Paul anka. | Poor Paul anka. |
384 | 00:13:38,323 | 00:13:40,192 | And my sneaking up on him to scare them out of him... | And my sneaking up on him to scare them out of him... |
385 | 00:13:40,222 | 00:13:42,161 | He jumped so high, his head split my lip. | He jumped so high, his head split my lip. |
386 | 00:13:42,191 | 00:13:44,290 | See the red? My blood. | See the red? My blood. |
387 | 00:13:44,330 | 00:13:47,929 | Oh, um, here's a non-fun one | Oh, um, here's a non-fun one |
388 | 00:13:47,959 | 00:13:49,028 | just to mix it up a little. | just to mix it up a little. |
389 | 00:13:49,058 | 00:13:50,897 | What? Your dad called. | What? Your dad called. |
390 | 00:13:50,927 | 00:13:53,396 | Wow. It's been like a year, hasn't it? | Wow. It's been like a year, hasn't it? |
391 | 00:13:53,426 | 00:13:55,735 | When did he call? | When did he call? |
392 | 00:13:55,765 | 00:13:58,264 | The very worst possible time. He's got a knack for that. | The very worst possible time. He's got a knack for that. |
393 | 00:13:58,304 | 00:14:00,133 | He left a message, which Luke overheard, | He left a message, which Luke overheard, |
394 | 00:14:00,163 | 00:14:01,273 | and it freaked him out. | and it freaked him out. |
395 | 00:14:01,303 | 00:14:03,172 | That's understandable. | That's understandable. |
396 | 00:14:03,202 | 00:14:05,771 | We argued. Arguing's not just for the younger demographic. | We argued. Arguing's not just for the younger demographic. |
397 | 00:14:05,801 | 00:14:08,270 | Nice to know. But then we made up, and we had a good talk. | Nice to know. But then we made up, and we had a good talk. |
398 | 00:14:08,310 | 00:14:10,369 | Then I listened to the rest of Christopher's message, | Then I listened to the rest of Christopher's message, |
399 | 00:14:10,409 | 00:14:11,879 | and he wants to see me. | and he wants to see me. |
400 | 00:14:11,908 | 00:14:14,048 | Why? He didn't say. | Why? He didn't say. |
401 | 00:14:14,078 | 00:14:15,877 | He sounded very chipper. | He sounded very chipper. |
402 | 00:14:15,907 | 00:14:18,016 | He said he had something very important to discuss with me | He said he had something very important to discuss with me |
403 | 00:14:18,046 | 00:14:19,345 | and that it wasn't a trick | and that it wasn't a trick |
404 | 00:14:19,375 | 00:14:22,484 | and that it was an absolute, 100% positive thing | and that it was an absolute, 100% positive thing |
405 | 00:14:22,514 | 00:14:23,913 | for me and for you. | for me and for you. |
406 | 00:14:23,953 | 00:14:24,853 | For both of us? | For both of us? |
407 | 00:14:24,883 | 00:14:26,352 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
408 | 00:14:26,382 | 00:14:28,981 | Meaning there's a 99.9% chance that it won't be. | Meaning there's a 99.9% chance that it won't be. |
409 | 00:14:29,021 | 00:14:31,190 | I guess so. So what should I do? | I guess so. So what should I do? |
410 | 00:14:31,220 | 00:14:33,289 | You could ignore him. That's dangerous, too. | You could ignore him. That's dangerous, too. |
411 | 00:14:33,319 | 00:14:35,818 | It's a slippery slope with dad. What could it be about? | It's a slippery slope with dad. What could it be about? |
412 | 00:14:35,858 | 00:14:37,258 | I mean, he wouldn't dare be in cahoots | I mean, he wouldn't dare be in cahoots |
413 | 00:14:37,288 | 00:14:39,487 | with Emily and Richard on something, would he? | with Emily and Richard on something, would he? |
414 | 00:14:39,527 | 00:14:42,925 | He's not that dumb. Yeah, but he's vulnerable. They prey on the weak. | He's not that dumb. Yeah, but he's vulnerable. They prey on the weak. |
415 | 00:14:42,955 | 00:14:45,464 | He said it's something positive. It couldn't involve them. | He said it's something positive. It couldn't involve them. |
416 | 00:14:45,494 | 00:14:47,324 | Maybe he's getting back together with his wife. | Maybe he's getting back together with his wife. |
417 | 00:14:47,364 | 00:14:50,292 | That's not technically good news for us. It's just news. | That's not technically good news for us. It's just news. |
418 | 00:14:50,332 | 00:14:52,961 | Maybe it's about g.G. Maybe she's a prodigy. | Maybe it's about g.G. Maybe she's a prodigy. |
419 | 00:14:53,001 | 00:14:54,471 | Maybe he's calling to invite us | Maybe he's calling to invite us |
420 | 00:14:54,500 | 00:14:56,170 | to her premiere at carnegie hall. | to her premiere at carnegie hall. |
421 | 00:14:56,200 | 00:14:57,939 | Playing what instrument? The flugelhorn. | Playing what instrument? The flugelhorn. |
422 | 00:14:57,969 | 00:15:00,838 | She's 3. We would have read about it in the paper by now. | She's 3. We would have read about it in the paper by now. |
423 | 00:15:00,868 | 00:15:03,907 | "Freakishly talented 3-year-old flugelhorn prodigy discovered." | "Freakishly talented 3-year-old flugelhorn prodigy discovered." |
424 | 00:15:03,937 | 00:15:05,836 | It would be very positive news. | It would be very positive news. |
425 | 00:15:05,876 | 00:15:07,305 | Hmm. Well, I'm out. | Hmm. Well, I'm out. |
426 | 00:15:07,335 | 00:15:08,774 | Me too. | Me too. |
427 | 00:15:08,804 | 00:15:10,074 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
428 | 00:15:10,104 | 00:15:12,013 | Guess there's only one way to find out. | Guess there's only one way to find out. |
429 | 00:15:12,043 | 00:15:13,373 | Guess so. | Guess so. |
430 | 00:15:13,412 | 00:15:16,341 | Ugh. Razzlefrat. Bendelschnitz. | Ugh. Razzlefrat. Bendelschnitz. |
431 | 00:15:18,380 | 00:15:19,310 | Thank you so much, big brother. | Thank you so much, big brother. |
432 | 00:15:19,350 | 00:15:20,979 | What a godsend you are. | What a godsend you are. |
433 | 00:15:21,019 | 00:15:24,388 | Yep, god sent me to help you, and now he must pay. | Yep, god sent me to help you, and now he must pay. |
434 | 00:15:24,418 | 00:15:27,517 | You know, I've never made dinner for 12 people before. | You know, I've never made dinner for 12 people before. |
435 | 00:15:27,547 | 00:15:30,055 | Actually, I've never made dinner before. | Actually, I've never made dinner before. |
436 | 00:15:30,085 | 00:15:32,954 | See, I'm making rolls for my Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, | See, I'm making rolls for my Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, |
437 | 00:15:32,984 | 00:15:35,993 | and I just don't have the oven space... Or the oven. | and I just don't have the oven space... Or the oven. |
438 | 00:15:36,023 | 00:15:37,522 | Just hurry, Liz. | Just hurry, Liz. |
439 | 00:15:37,552 | 00:15:40,261 | See, I've got a convection oven and a microwave, | See, I've got a convection oven and a microwave, |
440 | 00:15:40,291 | 00:15:42,430 | and that's gonna take care of everything else. | and that's gonna take care of everything else. |
441 | 00:15:42,460 | 00:15:43,960 | See, I'm a student of Martha. | See, I'm a student of Martha. |
442 | 00:15:44,000 | 00:15:45,929 | You know Martha Stewart? She's a genius. | You know Martha Stewart? She's a genius. |
443 | 00:15:45,959 | 00:15:47,498 | Don't bother the customers, Liz. | Don't bother the customers, Liz. |
444 | 00:15:47,528 | 00:15:50,997 | They're all renaissance-fair people coming to this thing. | They're all renaissance-fair people coming to this thing. |
445 | 00:15:51,037 | 00:15:52,936 | You know some of them. Goody. | You know some of them. Goody. |
446 | 00:15:52,966 | 00:15:54,865 | Larry, with the "kill 'em all" tattoo on his face, | Larry, with the "kill 'em all" tattoo on his face, |
447 | 00:15:54,905 | 00:15:56,434 | and Freddy, the guy who doesn't have thumbs. | and Freddy, the guy who doesn't have thumbs. |
448 | 00:15:56,464 | 00:15:58,433 | Don't tell me. He's hitchhiking in. | Don't tell me. He's hitchhiking in. |
449 | 00:15:58,473 | 00:16:01,142 | [ Laughs ] You're funny. | [ Laughs ] You're funny. |
450 | 00:16:01,172 | 00:16:03,911 | Really, Luke, I'm calling you "yakov" from now on. | Really, Luke, I'm calling you "yakov" from now on. |
451 | 00:16:03,941 | 00:16:07,010 | Just try not to be too intrusive, please, Liz. | Just try not to be too intrusive, please, Liz. |
452 | 00:16:07,040 | 00:16:08,309 | Yes, sir! | Yes, sir! |
453 | 00:16:11,908 | 00:16:13,307 | Hey, that's fun! | Hey, that's fun! |
454 | 00:16:13,347 | 00:16:15,976 | Okay, this is not what I call not being intrusive. | Okay, this is not what I call not being intrusive. |
455 | 00:16:16,016 | 00:16:17,116 | Wait, I know this. | Wait, I know this. |
456 | 00:16:17,146 | 00:16:18,945 | Two "nots" is a double negative, | Two "nots" is a double negative, |
457 | 00:16:18,985 | 00:16:21,314 | which makes it a positive and... | which makes it a positive and... |
458 | 00:16:21,354 | 00:16:23,883 | You know, this is where I always lose my train of thought. | You know, this is where I always lose my train of thought. |
459 | 00:16:23,923 | 00:16:24,882 | You're intruding. | You're intruding. |
460 | 00:16:26,422 | 00:16:29,350 | Oh! Pbht! | Oh! Pbht! |
461 | 00:16:29,390 | 00:16:31,290 | Is this one roll? It's crazy! | Is this one roll? It's crazy! |
462 | 00:16:31,320 | 00:16:32,389 | You separate them. | You separate them. |
463 | 00:16:32,419 | 00:16:34,958 | Oh, boy, my carpal tunnel. | Oh, boy, my carpal tunnel. |
464 | 00:16:34,988 | 00:16:37,157 | That's gonna make doing this impossible. | That's gonna make doing this impossible. |
465 | 00:16:37,187 | 00:16:39,296 | Hey, would you mind giving me a hand? | Hey, would you mind giving me a hand? |
466 | 00:16:39,326 | 00:16:41,025 | No, you don't have to do that. | No, you don't have to do that. |
467 | 00:16:41,065 | 00:16:42,325 | Yes, I do. | Yes, I do. |
468 | 00:16:42,365 | 00:16:44,164 | If you insist. | If you insist. |
469 | 00:16:44,194 | 00:16:47,433 | I'm gonna grab me a cup of coffee. | I'm gonna grab me a cup of coffee. |
470 | 00:16:47,463 | 00:16:49,532 | Sophie, you've done, like, big-Joe gigs before, | Sophie, you've done, like, big-Joe gigs before, |
471 | 00:16:49,562 | 00:16:51,231 | playing the piano. | playing the piano. |
472 | 00:16:51,271 | 00:16:53,400 | Any advice? Don't wear a clown suit. | Any advice? Don't wear a clown suit. |
473 | 00:16:53,430 | 00:16:54,800 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
474 | 00:16:54,840 | 00:16:56,339 | Still got my eye on this beauty. | Still got my eye on this beauty. |
475 | 00:16:56,369 | 00:16:58,068 | Just don't put your hand on it. | Just don't put your hand on it. |
476 | 00:16:58,108 | 00:17:00,207 | Maybe I'll splurge and get it. You take mastercard? | Maybe I'll splurge and get it. You take mastercard? |
477 | 00:17:00,237 | 00:17:01,577 | Why? You got one? | Why? You got one? |
478 | 00:17:01,607 | 00:17:03,436 | Just waiting to hear back on the application. | Just waiting to hear back on the application. |
479 | 00:17:03,476 | 00:17:04,805 | Keep moving. | Keep moving. |
480 | 00:17:04,845 | 00:17:06,805 | Oh! Cool. We should all get these. | Oh! Cool. We should all get these. |
481 | 00:17:06,845 | 00:17:08,044 | Wireless Mikes? | Wireless Mikes? |
482 | 00:17:08,074 | 00:17:09,573 | Isn't that too Gwen Stefani? | Isn't that too Gwen Stefani? |
483 | 00:17:09,613 | 00:17:11,882 | Not if we wear them. It'll be totally Peter Gabriel. | Not if we wear them. It'll be totally Peter Gabriel. |
484 | 00:17:11,912 | 00:17:14,151 | [ Soft music plays ] | [ Soft music plays ] |
485 | 00:17:17,310 | 00:17:19,919 | Hey, dude, that didn't sound too bad. What is that? | Hey, dude, that didn't sound too bad. What is that? |
486 | 00:17:19,949 | 00:17:22,188 | Just a song I've been working on. I don't know if it's good. | Just a song I've been working on. I don't know if it's good. |
487 | 00:17:22,218 | 00:17:23,587 | Chords are good. Any lyrics? | Chords are good. Any lyrics? |
488 | 00:17:23,617 | 00:17:25,557 | Some. It's called "Lane." | Some. It's called "Lane." |
489 | 00:17:25,587 | 00:17:27,386 | It's called "Lane"? Who, me, Lane? | It's called "Lane"? Who, me, Lane? |
490 | 00:17:27,416 | 00:17:29,555 | Yeah, we were talking about songs and Lane yesterday, | Yeah, we were talking about songs and Lane yesterday, |
491 | 00:17:29,585 | 00:17:30,894 | and I just got inspired. | and I just got inspired. |
492 | 00:17:30,924 | 00:17:32,024 | Inspired, huh? | Inspired, huh? |
493 | 00:17:32,054 | 00:17:33,963 | That's nice. Thanks, Brian! | That's nice. Thanks, Brian! |
494 | 00:17:33,993 | 00:17:36,162 | It doesn't make me want to be violently ill. | It doesn't make me want to be violently ill. |
495 | 00:17:36,192 | 00:17:37,222 | High praise. | High praise. |
496 | 00:17:37,262 | 00:17:38,331 | Yeah, thanks, Sophie. | Yeah, thanks, Sophie. |
497 | 00:17:38,361 | 00:17:40,160 | We can learn it next week. | We can learn it next week. |
498 | 00:17:40,190 | 00:17:43,099 | Look, we came to get picks. Let's get picks, okay? | Look, we came to get picks. Let's get picks, okay? |
499 | 00:17:55,204 | 00:17:56,833 | I snagged the best table in the house. | I snagged the best table in the house. |
500 | 00:17:56,873 | 00:17:57,973 | You slipped the guy a buck? | You slipped the guy a buck? |
501 | 00:17:58,003 | 00:17:59,902 | And he gave me 50 cents change. Hey. | And he gave me 50 cents change. Hey. |
502 | 00:17:59,942 | 00:18:01,112 | Hey, Chris. | Hey, Chris. |
503 | 00:18:01,142 | 00:18:02,611 | [ Both chuckle ] | [ Both chuckle ] |
504 | 00:18:02,641 | 00:18:05,140 | I don't know how you do it. You always look amazing. | I don't know how you do it. You always look amazing. |
505 | 00:18:05,180 | 00:18:07,339 | I got the girls from the wash and brush up company | I got the girls from the wash and brush up company |
506 | 00:18:07,379 | 00:18:09,208 | from "wizard of oz" working for me now. | from "wizard of oz" working for me now. |
507 | 00:18:09,248 | 00:18:12,117 | [ Laughs ] Good deal. | [ Laughs ] Good deal. |
508 | 00:18:12,147 | 00:18:15,086 | [ Sighs ] So how's our Rory? | [ Sighs ] So how's our Rory? |
509 | 00:18:15,116 | 00:18:17,915 | Oh, she's good. She's, um, you know, great. | Oh, she's good. She's, um, you know, great. |
510 | 00:18:17,955 | 00:18:19,484 | Very busy. As per usual. | Very busy. As per usual. |
511 | 00:18:19,514 | 00:18:21,423 | She took a little time off Yale. | She took a little time off Yale. |
512 | 00:18:21,453 | 00:18:23,552 | And the apocalypse is this week, next week? | And the apocalypse is this week, next week? |
513 | 00:18:23,582 | 00:18:25,351 | But she's back there, and she's thriving. | But she's back there, and she's thriving. |
514 | 00:18:25,391 | 00:18:26,851 | She'll be running the world one day. | She'll be running the world one day. |
515 | 00:18:26,891 | 00:18:28,060 | You sure? | You sure? |
516 | 00:18:28,090 | 00:18:29,320 | She's doing great. Trust me. | She's doing great. Trust me. |
517 | 00:18:29,360 | 00:18:31,289 | I do. | I do. |
518 | 00:18:31,329 | 00:18:33,458 | So? So. | So? So. |
519 | 00:18:33,488 | 00:18:35,627 | What's going on? Well, wouldn't you like to know? | What's going on? Well, wouldn't you like to know? |
520 | 00:18:35,657 | 00:18:37,256 | Christopher. | Christopher. |
521 | 00:18:37,296 | 00:18:39,495 | This is the funnest thing I've got to do in years. | This is the funnest thing I've got to do in years. |
522 | 00:18:39,525 | 00:18:41,095 | Let me savor it. | Let me savor it. |
523 | 00:18:41,135 | 00:18:43,494 | Come on. Tell me. What? | Come on. Tell me. What? |
524 | 00:18:43,534 | 00:18:45,263 | My grandfather died. | My grandfather died. |
525 | 00:18:45,303 | 00:18:46,932 | Um, that's fun how? | Um, that's fun how? |
526 | 00:18:46,962 | 00:18:48,202 | Well, that's not the fun part. | Well, that's not the fun part. |
527 | 00:18:48,232 | 00:18:50,271 | The old man was 98... Long life, great life. | The old man was 98... Long life, great life. |
528 | 00:18:50,301 | 00:18:53,639 | His last words were an inappropriate pass to the nurse. | His last words were an inappropriate pass to the nurse. |
529 | 00:18:53,669 | 00:18:55,139 | Pretty good one, too... I made a mental note of it. | Pretty good one, too... I made a mental note of it. |
530 | 00:18:55,169 | 00:18:56,468 | So your grandfather died? | So your grandfather died? |
531 | 00:18:56,508 | 00:18:59,137 | Well, the old guy was actually pretty cool, | Well, the old guy was actually pretty cool, |
532 | 00:18:59,177 | 00:19:01,476 | and for some reason, he always liked me. | and for some reason, he always liked me. |
533 | 00:19:01,506 | 00:19:03,505 | He was the Hayden with the purse strings. | He was the Hayden with the purse strings. |
534 | 00:19:03,545 | 00:19:07,244 | Long story short, I'm rich. | Long story short, I'm rich. |
535 | 00:19:07,274 | 00:19:08,643 | You're rich! | You're rich! |
536 | 00:19:08,683 | 00:19:11,112 | I mean, I'm not Bill Gates by a long shot, | I mean, I'm not Bill Gates by a long shot, |
537 | 00:19:11,152 | 00:19:12,382 | but I've got money. | but I've got money. |
538 | 00:19:12,411 | 00:19:14,021 | Can you stand it? | Can you stand it? |
539 | 00:19:14,051 | 00:19:15,450 | Good, Chris. That's good. | Good, Chris. That's good. |
540 | 00:19:15,480 | 00:19:17,149 | And I want to share it. | And I want to share it. |
541 | 00:19:17,179 | 00:19:20,118 | I've set g.G. Up with funds for private nursery school | I've set g.G. Up with funds for private nursery school |
542 | 00:19:20,148 | 00:19:22,487 | and prep school and college and grad school | and prep school and college and grad school |
543 | 00:19:22,517 | 00:19:24,526 | and post-grad school and phd school | and post-grad school and phd school |
544 | 00:19:24,556 | 00:19:27,125 | and a wedding and a divorce, if she wants it, | and a wedding and a divorce, if she wants it, |
545 | 00:19:27,155 | 00:19:28,255 | and another wedding. | and another wedding. |
546 | 00:19:28,295 | 00:19:30,124 | Or she can buy a bunch of cats | Or she can buy a bunch of cats |
547 | 00:19:30,154 | 00:19:32,463 | and a lifetime supply of twizzlers and popcorn | and a lifetime supply of twizzlers and popcorn |
548 | 00:19:32,493 | 00:19:35,032 | if that's her choice, but she's all set. | if that's her choice, but she's all set. |
549 | 00:19:35,062 | 00:19:38,930 | And now I want to take care of you... you and Rory. | And now I want to take care of you... you and Rory. |
550 | 00:19:38,960 | 00:19:41,399 | Oh. Oh, Chris, I don't know what to say. | Oh. Oh, Chris, I don't know what to say. |
551 | 00:19:41,429 | 00:19:42,969 | What do you want, a car? | What do you want, a car? |
552 | 00:19:42,999 | 00:19:44,998 | How about a Bentley? They're pretty sweet. | How about a Bentley? They're pretty sweet. |
553 | 00:19:45,038 | 00:19:48,306 | Or a new house or a tract of land to build a new house? | Or a new house or a tract of land to build a new house? |
554 | 00:19:48,336 | 00:19:49,306 | I can do that. I can buy you a tract. | I can do that. I can buy you a tract. |
555 | 00:19:49,336 | 00:19:50,365 | Christopher. | Christopher. |
556 | 00:19:50,405 | 00:19:52,035 | Is there someone you hate | Is there someone you hate |
557 | 00:19:52,075 | 00:19:53,474 | that you'd like to say "I can buy and sell you" to? | that you'd like to say "I can buy and sell you" to? |
558 | 00:19:53,504 | 00:19:56,643 | Because you can have the funds to make that happen. | Because you can have the funds to make that happen. |
559 | 00:19:56,673 | 00:19:58,012 | You want some people-crushing money? | You want some people-crushing money? |
560 | 00:19:58,042 | 00:19:59,572 | Oh, Chris, slow down here. | Oh, Chris, slow down here. |
561 | 00:19:59,612 | 00:20:01,041 | Everybody needs something. | Everybody needs something. |
562 | 00:20:01,081 | 00:20:03,080 | Including you. Don't forget yourself. | Including you. Don't forget yourself. |
563 | 00:20:03,110 | 00:20:05,379 | I bought a new bike. I bought a giant audio system. | I bought a new bike. I bought a giant audio system. |
564 | 00:20:05,409 | 00:20:06,948 | What else do I want? Nothing. | What else do I want? Nothing. |
565 | 00:20:06,978 | 00:20:08,478 | Buy yourself a tract of land. | Buy yourself a tract of land. |
566 | 00:20:08,518 | 00:20:10,477 | Come on, let me give you something. | Come on, let me give you something. |
567 | 00:20:10,517 | 00:20:13,516 | A castle in Ireland. A civil war Cannon. | A castle in Ireland. A civil war Cannon. |
568 | 00:20:13,546 | 00:20:15,385 | A brewery. Yeah! Buy a brewery. | A brewery. Yeah! Buy a brewery. |
569 | 00:20:15,415 | 00:20:17,254 | That would be cool. You could brew your own beer. | That would be cool. You could brew your own beer. |
570 | 00:20:17,284 | 00:20:18,624 | I had a brewery for a while, | I had a brewery for a while, |
571 | 00:20:18,654 | 00:20:20,383 | but I couldn't stand the smell of hops. | but I couldn't stand the smell of hops. |
572 | 00:20:20,423 | 00:20:22,022 | Pay off something... | Pay off something... |
573 | 00:20:22,052 | 00:20:25,091 | Your house, outstanding bills, your bookie, something. | Your house, outstanding bills, your bookie, something. |
574 | 00:20:25,121 | 00:20:27,160 | Pay off Yale. Pay off your back taxes. | Pay off Yale. Pay off your back taxes. |
575 | 00:20:27,190 | 00:20:28,559 | I don't owe any back taxes. | I don't owe any back taxes. |
576 | 00:20:28,589 | 00:20:30,129 | Oh, right, that's me. | Oh, right, that's me. |
577 | 00:20:30,159 | 00:20:32,258 | Look, Chris, you're very nice to offer, | Look, Chris, you're very nice to offer, |
578 | 00:20:32,298 | 00:20:34,227 | and I love that you're so excited about it. | and I love that you're so excited about it. |
579 | 00:20:34,267 | 00:20:37,625 | It's great to see you like this, but I'm fine. | It's great to see you like this, but I'm fine. |
580 | 00:20:37,665 | 00:20:39,095 | You're too UN-materialistic. | You're too UN-materialistic. |
581 | 00:20:39,135 | 00:20:41,034 | You know, I've always thought that. | You know, I've always thought that. |
582 | 00:20:41,064 | 00:20:43,263 | I'll talk to Rory, see if she wants a brewery or a Bentley. | I'll talk to Rory, see if she wants a brewery or a Bentley. |
583 | 00:20:43,303 | 00:20:45,302 | Don't forget the castle. | Don't forget the castle. |
584 | 00:20:45,332 | 00:20:47,401 | I'll mention the castle. And it doesn't have to be in Ireland. | I'll mention the castle. And it doesn't have to be in Ireland. |
585 | 00:20:47,431 | 00:20:50,240 | It can be in Germany, Czech Republic, narnia. | It can be in Germany, Czech Republic, narnia. |
586 | 00:20:50,270 | 00:20:52,109 | I'll leave nothing out. Okay. | I'll leave nothing out. Okay. |
587 | 00:20:52,139 | 00:20:54,009 | So, you hungry? A little. | So, you hungry? A little. |
588 | 00:20:54,039 | 00:20:56,607 | Let's eat. [ Chuckles ] | Let's eat. [ Chuckles ] |
589 | 00:20:56,637 | 00:20:57,607 | I'm paying for lunch. | I'm paying for lunch. |
590 | 00:20:59,176 | 00:21:00,676 | This is the first club I ever went to. | This is the first club I ever went to. |
591 | 00:21:00,706 | 00:21:02,375 | I was underage and snuck in | I was underage and snuck in |
592 | 00:21:02,415 | 00:21:05,184 | and saw grandaddy in one of their first concerts. | and saw grandaddy in one of their first concerts. |
593 | 00:21:05,214 | 00:21:07,183 | I remember, once, throwing up in that corner, | I remember, once, throwing up in that corner, |
594 | 00:21:07,213 | 00:21:09,352 | and some dude slipped in it and had to go to the hospital, | and some dude slipped in it and had to go to the hospital, |
595 | 00:21:09,382 | 00:21:10,712 | and I stole the chick he was with | and I stole the chick he was with |
596 | 00:21:10,751 | 00:21:12,951 | and shacked up with her for a week and a half. | and shacked up with her for a week and a half. |
597 | 00:21:12,981 | 00:21:14,350 | Another fun memory. | Another fun memory. |
598 | 00:21:14,390 | 00:21:15,989 | How about it, guys? You about ready to do this? | How about it, guys? You about ready to do this? |
599 | 00:21:16,019 | 00:21:18,018 | Just a few more minutes, Gary. | Just a few more minutes, Gary. |
600 | 00:21:18,058 | 00:21:20,158 | Where's Zach? I don't know. He's coming separately. | Where's Zach? I don't know. He's coming separately. |
601 | 00:21:20,187 | 00:21:22,556 | Here he is. Where you been, man? | Here he is. Where you been, man? |
602 | 00:21:22,586 | 00:21:24,296 | Are we punching time cards now? | Are we punching time cards now? |
603 | 00:21:24,326 | 00:21:25,595 | You almost missed sound check. | You almost missed sound check. |
604 | 00:21:25,625 | 00:21:27,454 | Well, "almost" means I didn't miss it. | Well, "almost" means I didn't miss it. |
605 | 00:21:27,494 | 00:21:29,464 | Just set up your amp, okay? Whatever. | Just set up your amp, okay? Whatever. |
606 | 00:21:29,494 | 00:21:31,193 | I'm not liking the setup here. | I'm not liking the setup here. |
607 | 00:21:31,233 | 00:21:32,732 | This is how we always set up. | This is how we always set up. |
608 | 00:21:32,762 | 00:21:35,461 | Do you want it to look stale? | Do you want it to look stale? |
609 | 00:21:35,501 | 00:21:37,200 | We're gonna need room for the new guy, too. | We're gonna need room for the new guy, too. |
610 | 00:21:37,230 | 00:21:38,370 | New guy? | New guy? |
611 | 00:21:38,400 | 00:21:40,169 | Hey, Joel, come over here, buddy. | Hey, Joel, come over here, buddy. |
612 | 00:21:40,199 | 00:21:42,198 | This is Joel. He's gonna sit in on tambourine. | This is Joel. He's gonna sit in on tambourine. |
613 | 00:21:42,238 | 00:21:44,367 | How you doing? Lane: Good, Joel. | How you doing? Lane: Good, Joel. |
614 | 00:21:44,407 | 00:21:46,566 | We added a new guy? On tambourine? | We added a new guy? On tambourine? |
615 | 00:21:46,606 | 00:21:48,106 | He's gonna fill out our sound. | He's gonna fill out our sound. |
616 | 00:21:48,136 | 00:21:49,575 | The only reason to have a tambourine | The only reason to have a tambourine |
617 | 00:21:49,605 | 00:21:51,344 | is if it's being played by a hot chick. | is if it's being played by a hot chick. |
618 | 00:21:51,374 | 00:21:53,274 | No offense, Joel, but you're not a hot chick. | No offense, Joel, but you're not a hot chick. |
619 | 00:21:53,304 | 00:21:56,042 | Yo, Gary! See this? Remember it. It's mine. | Yo, Gary! See this? Remember it. It's mine. |
620 | 00:21:56,072 | 00:21:58,741 | I don't want it sucked into the club's gear. | I don't want it sucked into the club's gear. |
621 | 00:21:58,781 | 00:22:00,480 | What, the Gwen Stefani Mike? | What, the Gwen Stefani Mike? |
622 | 00:22:00,510 | 00:22:02,380 | It's not a Gwen Stefani Mike, and don't take it. | It's not a Gwen Stefani Mike, and don't take it. |
623 | 00:22:02,410 | 00:22:03,749 | You bought that Mike? | You bought that Mike? |
624 | 00:22:03,779 | 00:22:06,018 | It means I can crowd surf. The audience loves that. | It means I can crowd surf. The audience loves that. |
625 | 00:22:06,048 | 00:22:08,347 | They do. They love crowd surfing... dig. | They do. They love crowd surfing... dig. |
626 | 00:22:08,387 | 00:22:10,686 | Figure I'll stage-dive right after our guitar solo. | Figure I'll stage-dive right after our guitar solo. |
627 | 00:22:10,716 | 00:22:13,285 | Hey, can I talk to you for a second? | Hey, can I talk to you for a second? |
628 | 00:22:13,315 | 00:22:14,724 | What is wrong with you? | What is wrong with you? |
629 | 00:22:14,754 | 00:22:16,454 | Nothing, why? | Nothing, why? |
630 | 00:22:16,484 | 00:22:18,723 | You added a band member without telling us? | You added a band member without telling us? |
631 | 00:22:18,753 | 00:22:20,422 | Well, it's my band, right? | Well, it's my band, right? |
632 | 00:22:20,452 | 00:22:22,521 | No, actually, we're supposed to be a democracy. | No, actually, we're supposed to be a democracy. |
633 | 00:22:22,561 | 00:22:24,260 | Is this coming from Brian? | Is this coming from Brian? |
634 | 00:22:24,290 | 00:22:26,529 | No, it's coming from me. I'm just... Concerned. | No, it's coming from me. I'm just... Concerned. |
635 | 00:22:26,559 | 00:22:28,259 | Well, don't be, | Well, don't be, |
636 | 00:22:28,299 | 00:22:30,458 | and don't be a huge mega bummer before our big show. | and don't be a huge mega bummer before our big show. |
637 | 00:22:30,498 | 00:22:32,127 | That's not cool. | That's not cool. |
638 | 00:22:32,167 | 00:22:34,636 | Okay, I'm sorry. | Okay, I'm sorry. |
639 | 00:22:42,533 | 00:22:44,202 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
640 | 00:22:44,242 | 00:22:45,302 | Hello. | Hello. |
641 | 00:22:45,342 | 00:22:47,141 | Hey, it's me. Who's "me"? | Hey, it's me. Who's "me"? |
642 | 00:22:47,171 | 00:22:49,440 | Oh, my god. You don't recognize your best friend's voice. | Oh, my god. You don't recognize your best friend's voice. |
643 | 00:22:49,470 | 00:22:51,339 | Sorry, Paris. There's noise here. | Sorry, Paris. There's noise here. |
644 | 00:22:51,379 | 00:22:53,038 | So I'm returning your call. | So I'm returning your call. |
645 | 00:22:53,078 | 00:22:55,277 | Thanks. I just wanted to tell you something. | Thanks. I just wanted to tell you something. |
646 | 00:22:55,307 | 00:22:58,176 | [ Rolls tongue ] I'm coming back to Yale. | [ Rolls tongue ] I'm coming back to Yale. |
647 | 00:22:58,216 | 00:22:59,316 | What was that sound? | What was that sound? |
648 | 00:22:59,346 | 00:23:00,445 | That was a drum roll. | That was a drum roll. |
649 | 00:23:00,475 | 00:23:01,715 | You really had to drum roll that? | You really had to drum roll that? |
650 | 00:23:01,745 | 00:23:03,414 | Of course you're coming back. | Of course you're coming back. |
651 | 00:23:03,444 | 00:23:05,513 | What are you gonna do without a degree, drive a forklift? | What are you gonna do without a degree, drive a forklift? |
652 | 00:23:05,553 | 00:23:07,782 | Well, I was calling to ask you if you could keep | Well, I was calling to ask you if you could keep |
653 | 00:23:07,812 | 00:23:10,381 | your eyes and ears open for a place for me to live. | your eyes and ears open for a place for me to live. |
654 | 00:23:10,421 | 00:23:12,120 | It's going to be tough. | It's going to be tough. |
655 | 00:23:12,150 | 00:23:14,389 | Plus, I want to come back to the Yale daily news. | Plus, I want to come back to the Yale daily news. |
656 | 00:23:14,419 | 00:23:16,558 | That's a given. Where are you right now, by the way? | That's a given. Where are you right now, by the way? |
657 | 00:23:16,588 | 00:23:18,128 | I'm here at the daily news. | I'm here at the daily news. |
658 | 00:23:18,158 | 00:23:20,227 | By yourself? No, everyone's here. | By yourself? No, everyone's here. |
659 | 00:23:20,257 | 00:23:22,156 | I just like a super-quiet atmosphere... | I just like a super-quiet atmosphere... |
660 | 00:23:22,196 | 00:23:23,655 | No extraneous talking, | No extraneous talking, |
661 | 00:23:23,695 | 00:23:26,064 | and I've even had the computer keyboards deadened. | and I've even had the computer keyboards deadened. |
662 | 00:23:26,094 | 00:23:28,333 | So they're getting no break for Thanksgiving? | So they're getting no break for Thanksgiving? |
663 | 00:23:28,363 | 00:23:30,133 | I put up a fold-out paper Turkey, | I put up a fold-out paper Turkey, |
664 | 00:23:30,163 | 00:23:31,562 | and I laid out some Oscar Mayer. | and I laid out some Oscar Mayer. |
665 | 00:23:31,602 | 00:23:33,261 | Nice. | Nice. |
666 | 00:23:33,301 | 00:23:35,170 | Well, keep an eye out for a place for me, okay? | Well, keep an eye out for a place for me, okay? |
667 | 00:23:35,200 | 00:23:38,239 | Will do. See you. Thanks, bye. | Will do. See you. Thanks, bye. |
668 | 00:23:38,269 | 00:23:41,668 | So... no sign of crying or hair being pulled out. | So... no sign of crying or hair being pulled out. |
669 | 00:23:41,708 | 00:23:43,137 | The thing with dad went okay? | The thing with dad went okay? |
670 | 00:23:43,167 | 00:23:45,506 | It was fine. He was telling the truth. | It was fine. He was telling the truth. |
671 | 00:23:45,536 | 00:23:47,405 | Nothing too horrible, except for the "frings." | Nothing too horrible, except for the "frings." |
672 | 00:23:47,435 | 00:23:50,074 | The what? The combo basket of fries and onion rings. | The what? The combo basket of fries and onion rings. |
673 | 00:23:50,104 | 00:23:51,374 | Good in theory, but... | Good in theory, but... |
674 | 00:23:51,414 | 00:23:52,743 | So what did he want to talk to you about? | So what did he want to talk to you about? |
675 | 00:23:52,773 | 00:23:56,481 | Well, his grandfather died. | Well, his grandfather died. |
676 | 00:23:56,511 | 00:23:58,411 | Apparently, it was one of those UN-sad deaths, | Apparently, it was one of those UN-sad deaths, |
677 | 00:23:58,451 | 00:23:59,510 | like buddy hackett. | like buddy hackett. |
678 | 00:23:59,550 | 00:24:01,219 | No one was sad about buddy hackett? | No one was sad about buddy hackett? |
679 | 00:24:01,249 | 00:24:02,549 | No one I saw on the news. | No one I saw on the news. |
680 | 00:24:02,579 | 00:24:05,288 | Anyway, he left Chris money, a lot of money, | Anyway, he left Chris money, a lot of money, |
681 | 00:24:05,318 | 00:24:07,587 | and now he's offering to shower us with it. | and now he's offering to shower us with it. |
682 | 00:24:07,617 | 00:24:09,456 | Want a Bentley? I don't think so. | Want a Bentley? I don't think so. |
683 | 00:24:09,486 | 00:24:11,325 | How about a castle? What would I do with a castle? | How about a castle? What would I do with a castle? |
684 | 00:24:11,355 | 00:24:12,625 | I'm relaying the offer. | I'm relaying the offer. |
685 | 00:24:12,655 | 00:24:14,254 | Dad should keep the money for himself. | Dad should keep the money for himself. |
686 | 00:24:14,294 | 00:24:15,693 | Are you sure there's nothing you want? | Are you sure there's nothing you want? |
687 | 00:24:15,723 | 00:24:17,623 | A brewery, a faberge egg, or what else did he mention? | A brewery, a faberge egg, or what else did he mention? |
688 | 00:24:17,653 | 00:24:21,461 | Paying for Yale through a phd, vacations, | Paying for Yale through a phd, vacations, |
689 | 00:24:21,491 | 00:24:23,090 | a Cannon from the civil war... | a Cannon from the civil war... |
690 | 00:24:23,130 | 00:24:25,229 | Functioning, by the way, so it's not just for show. | Functioning, by the way, so it's not just for show. |
691 | 00:24:25,259 | 00:24:26,729 | It seemed like the sky was the limit, | It seemed like the sky was the limit, |
692 | 00:24:26,759 | 00:24:28,568 | although he didn't mention the hoover dam, | although he didn't mention the hoover dam, |
693 | 00:24:28,598 | 00:24:30,267 | so maybe there is a cap of some sort. | so maybe there is a cap of some sort. |
694 | 00:24:30,297 | 00:24:32,796 | Actually, I think maybe there is something I want. | Actually, I think maybe there is something I want. |
695 | 00:24:32,836 | 00:24:34,705 | Really? Okay, what? | Really? Okay, what? |
696 | 00:24:34,735 | 00:24:36,634 | I would maybe let him pay for Yale. | I would maybe let him pay for Yale. |
697 | 00:24:36,664 | 00:24:37,704 | Seriously? | Seriously? |
698 | 00:24:37,734 | 00:24:38,834 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
699 | 00:24:38,874 | 00:24:40,773 | Wow. Unless it's too much. | Wow. Unless it's too much. |
700 | 00:24:40,803 | 00:24:43,302 | I think it was the cheapest of all the things he mentioned. | I think it was the cheapest of all the things he mentioned. |
701 | 00:24:43,342 | 00:24:45,671 | There would be residual benefits. | There would be residual benefits. |
702 | 00:24:45,711 | 00:24:47,610 | It would get me out from under grandma and grandpa's thumb, | It would get me out from under grandma and grandpa's thumb, |
703 | 00:24:47,640 | 00:24:49,209 | which sounds really good to me. | which sounds really good to me. |
704 | 00:24:49,239 | 00:24:51,208 | Well, I can't say I don't relate. | Well, I can't say I don't relate. |
705 | 00:24:51,248 | 00:24:53,277 | I don't want them to be holding anything over my head. | I don't want them to be holding anything over my head. |
706 | 00:24:53,307 | 00:24:54,747 | I don't want to owe them anything. | I don't want to owe them anything. |
707 | 00:24:54,777 | 00:24:56,846 | There's too much pressure, too much expected. | There's too much pressure, too much expected. |
708 | 00:24:56,876 | 00:24:59,085 | There are too many strings with these people. | There are too many strings with these people. |
709 | 00:24:59,115 | 00:25:00,614 | Okay, I'm getting very uncomfortable | Okay, I'm getting very uncomfortable |
710 | 00:25:00,644 | 00:25:02,753 | with the "freaky Friday" moment we've got going on here | with the "freaky Friday" moment we've got going on here |
711 | 00:25:02,783 | 00:25:04,523 | 'cause it means I have to go to Yale, | 'cause it means I have to go to Yale, |
712 | 00:25:04,553 | 00:25:06,822 | you have to run the inn, and I don't even like thinking | you have to run the inn, and I don't even like thinking |
713 | 00:25:06,852 | 00:25:08,451 | about what it would mean for Luke. | about what it would mean for Luke. |
714 | 00:25:08,491 | 00:25:10,290 | It's feeling better by the second, this idea. | It's feeling better by the second, this idea. |
715 | 00:25:10,320 | 00:25:11,690 | You do understand | You do understand |
716 | 00:25:11,720 | 00:25:13,659 | you'd basically be cutting mom and dad off. | you'd basically be cutting mom and dad off. |
717 | 00:25:13,689 | 00:25:15,488 | You don't know what it was like to be living there. | You don't know what it was like to be living there. |
718 | 00:25:15,528 | 00:25:17,557 | Hello? Oppressed one, class of '85. | Hello? Oppressed one, class of '85. |
719 | 00:25:17,587 | 00:25:20,256 | But you got out. No, no. You were only there for three months. | But you got out. No, no. You were only there for three months. |
720 | 00:25:20,296 | 00:25:22,365 | You're not in my league. We can't swap war stories yet. | You're not in my league. We can't swap war stories yet. |
721 | 00:25:22,395 | 00:25:24,764 | They had their reverend come over | They had their reverend come over |
722 | 00:25:24,794 | 00:25:26,164 | to talk me out of having sex. | to talk me out of having sex. |
723 | 00:25:26,194 | 00:25:27,363 | They never did that to you. | They never did that to you. |
724 | 00:25:27,393 | 00:25:29,202 | Five times they did that to me. | Five times they did that to me. |
725 | 00:25:29,232 | 00:25:30,802 | The last time, they triple-teamed me | The last time, they triple-teamed me |
726 | 00:25:30,832 | 00:25:32,871 | with a priest, a rabbi, and a mormon missionary. | with a priest, a rabbi, and a mormon missionary. |
727 | 00:25:32,901 | 00:25:34,740 | I made so many jokes that night, | I made so many jokes that night, |
728 | 00:25:34,770 | 00:25:37,699 | I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me. | I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me. |
729 | 00:25:37,739 | 00:25:40,438 | And I never got a $40,000 sex house. | And I never got a $40,000 sex house. |
730 | 00:25:40,468 | 00:25:42,637 | A what? You don't want to know. | A what? You don't want to know. |
731 | 00:25:42,677 | 00:25:44,346 | Look, I know it's a slippery slope. | Look, I know it's a slippery slope. |
732 | 00:25:44,376 | 00:25:46,775 | Dad is dad. Yes, he is. | Dad is dad. Yes, he is. |
733 | 00:25:46,805 | 00:25:49,314 | But I'm pretty sure I want to do this. | But I'm pretty sure I want to do this. |
734 | 00:25:49,344 | 00:25:52,213 | Well, if you're sure, you're sure. | Well, if you're sure, you're sure. |
735 | 00:25:52,243 | 00:25:53,582 | We'll call him. We'll call him. | We'll call him. We'll call him. |
736 | 00:25:53,612 | 00:25:55,681 | He's gonna be happy. Not as happy as me. | He's gonna be happy. Not as happy as me. |
737 | 00:25:55,711 | 00:25:56,681 | Good. | Good. |
738 | 00:26:03,248 | 00:26:04,457 | Hey. Hey! | Hey. Hey! |
739 | 00:26:04,487 | 00:26:06,856 | Wow! You look almost intimidatingly cool. | Wow! You look almost intimidatingly cool. |
740 | 00:26:06,886 | 00:26:08,586 | Thanks. Everyone ready? | Thanks. Everyone ready? |
741 | 00:26:08,626 | 00:26:10,825 | Pretty much, although sound check was a little weird. | Pretty much, although sound check was a little weird. |
742 | 00:26:10,855 | 00:26:13,494 | Well, you know what they say... Weird sound check, good gig. | Well, you know what they say... Weird sound check, good gig. |
743 | 00:26:13,524 | 00:26:17,222 | Who says that? Well, just me, but I'm hoping it'll catch on. | Who says that? Well, just me, but I'm hoping it'll catch on. |
744 | 00:26:17,262 | 00:26:19,831 | See those two guys? Those are the label guys. | See those two guys? Those are the label guys. |
745 | 00:26:19,861 | 00:26:22,200 | Oh, I'll be careful not to hurt them | Oh, I'll be careful not to hurt them |
746 | 00:26:22,230 | 00:26:24,429 | when I start violently slam dancing. | when I start violently slam dancing. |
747 | 00:26:24,469 | 00:26:25,728 | You're gonna be great. | You're gonna be great. |
748 | 00:26:25,768 | 00:26:27,198 | Thanks. I should get back there. | Thanks. I should get back there. |
749 | 00:26:27,228 | 00:26:29,367 | We have this pre-show thing we always do. | We have this pre-show thing we always do. |
750 | 00:26:29,397 | 00:26:31,096 | Good luck. | Good luck. |
751 | 00:26:33,265 | 00:26:35,434 | Test. Test. Test. | Test. Test. Test. |
752 | 00:26:35,474 | 00:26:38,303 | Monitor check. Monitor check! | Monitor check. Monitor check! |
753 | 00:26:38,343 | 00:26:39,802 | Test. Test. Test. Test. | Test. Test. Test. Test. |
754 | 00:26:39,842 | 00:26:41,842 | Where did they get these monitors, the kremlin? | Where did they get these monitors, the kremlin? |
755 | 00:26:41,872 | 00:26:43,571 | It's your wireless Mike, dude. | It's your wireless Mike, dude. |
756 | 00:26:43,611 | 00:26:45,910 | Did somebody touch it? Because it was working before. | Did somebody touch it? Because it was working before. |
757 | 00:26:45,940 | 00:26:48,509 | One minute, guys. Who said one minute? We go on when we go on. | One minute, guys. Who said one minute? We go on when we go on. |
758 | 00:26:48,549 | 00:26:50,748 | No one tells axl Rose when he goes on. | No one tells axl Rose when he goes on. |
759 | 00:26:50,778 | 00:26:52,417 | You're comparing yourself to axl Rose? | You're comparing yourself to axl Rose? |
760 | 00:26:52,447 | 00:26:53,916 | Don't get in my face, Brian. I'm not. | Don't get in my face, Brian. I'm not. |
761 | 00:26:53,946 | 00:26:56,146 | Go write some more songs. | Go write some more songs. |
762 | 00:26:56,186 | 00:26:59,354 | Gary: All right! Welcome to the new Vic! | Gary: All right! Welcome to the new Vic! |
763 | 00:26:59,384 | 00:27:01,483 | Listen, we're throwing out the set list. | Listen, we're throwing out the set list. |
764 | 00:27:01,523 | 00:27:03,722 | I'm gonna be calling out tunes like Jack white. | I'm gonna be calling out tunes like Jack white. |
765 | 00:27:03,752 | 00:27:05,652 | But we rehearsed in this order. We've got transitions. | But we rehearsed in this order. We've got transitions. |
766 | 00:27:05,691 | 00:27:08,220 | Yeah, reo speedwagon had transitions, too. | Yeah, reo speedwagon had transitions, too. |
767 | 00:27:08,260 | 00:27:09,590 | You want to be reo speedwagon? | You want to be reo speedwagon? |
768 | 00:27:09,620 | 00:27:11,729 | We should have brought the smoke machine. | We should have brought the smoke machine. |
769 | 00:27:11,759 | 00:27:13,588 | Gary: We got a special showcase for you tonight, | Gary: We got a special showcase for you tonight, |
770 | 00:27:13,628 | 00:27:17,526 | so put your hands together for Connecticut's own hep alien. | so put your hands together for Connecticut's own hep alien. |
771 | 00:27:17,556 | 00:27:19,526 | We didn't do our lucky pre-show thing. | We didn't do our lucky pre-show thing. |
772 | 00:27:19,566 | 00:27:20,925 | Lane, count it down! | Lane, count it down! |
773 | 00:27:20,965 | 00:27:22,664 | What are we playing? Yeah, what are we playing? | What are we playing? Yeah, what are we playing? |
774 | 00:27:22,694 | 00:27:25,433 | Check, one, two. Check, check. | Check, one, two. Check, check. |
775 | 00:27:25,463 | 00:27:27,502 | I need to be hotter on the monitors, Gary. | I need to be hotter on the monitors, Gary. |
776 | 00:27:27,532 | 00:27:31,401 | Wake up, dude. Come on, let's start. | Wake up, dude. Come on, let's start. |
777 | 00:27:31,441 | 00:27:33,440 | We'll start when I'm ready. This is my stage. | We'll start when I'm ready. This is my stage. |
778 | 00:27:33,470 | 00:27:35,369 | Come on, let's do "Rebecca." | Come on, let's do "Rebecca." |
779 | 00:27:35,409 | 00:27:37,308 | It's worth waiting around to see the band | It's worth waiting around to see the band |
780 | 00:27:37,338 | 00:27:39,607 | that's gonna get the biggest record deal in history. | that's gonna get the biggest record deal in history. |
781 | 00:27:39,637 | 00:27:42,206 | Play! Yeah, play! | Play! Yeah, play! |
782 | 00:27:42,246 | 00:27:43,406 | This is pathetic. | This is pathetic. |
783 | 00:27:43,446 | 00:27:44,715 | You guys suck! | You guys suck! |
784 | 00:27:44,745 | 00:27:45,914 | "Free bird"! | "Free bird"! |
785 | 00:27:45,944 | 00:27:48,413 | [ Bass plays ] Hey, knock it off. | [ Bass plays ] Hey, knock it off. |
786 | 00:27:48,443 | 00:27:49,643 | Knock what off? You know what you're doing. | Knock what off? You know what you're doing. |
787 | 00:27:49,683 | 00:27:51,852 | Get back to your Mike. Get back! | Get back to your Mike. Get back! |
788 | 00:27:51,882 | 00:27:53,281 | Zach! Don't kick him. | Zach! Don't kick him. |
789 | 00:27:53,311 | 00:27:55,520 | Get off my stage if you got a problem. | Get off my stage if you got a problem. |
790 | 00:27:55,550 | 00:27:58,819 | Nobody's gonna tell me what to do on my stage with my band. | Nobody's gonna tell me what to do on my stage with my band. |
791 | 00:27:58,849 | 00:28:01,858 | Dude, you need to find another place to stand. | Dude, you need to find another place to stand. |
792 | 00:28:01,888 | 00:28:03,487 | If he moves, he gonna block Lane. | If he moves, he gonna block Lane. |
793 | 00:28:03,517 | 00:28:05,226 | You don't want Lane blocked, do you? | You don't want Lane blocked, do you? |
794 | 00:28:05,256 | 00:28:06,326 | Come on! | Come on! |
795 | 00:28:06,356 | 00:28:07,755 | This is a song called "Stella." | This is a song called "Stella." |
796 | 00:28:07,785 | 00:28:09,255 | We haven't learned that song. | We haven't learned that song. |
797 | 00:28:09,295 | 00:28:10,894 | Let's go back to the set list. | Let's go back to the set list. |
798 | 00:28:10,924 | 00:28:14,332 | I'm here to destroy the system, so stay out of my way. | I'm here to destroy the system, so stay out of my way. |
799 | 00:28:14,362 | 00:28:16,332 | Hey! And you need a... | Hey! And you need a... |
800 | 00:28:16,362 | 00:28:18,201 | [ audience shouting ] | [ audience shouting ] |
801 | 00:28:19,660 | 00:28:20,800 | [ Booing ] | [ Booing ] |
802 | 00:28:47,878 | 00:28:50,877 | Dude broke my wireless Mike. | Dude broke my wireless Mike. |
803 | 00:28:50,917 | 00:28:52,416 | Zach, what is wrong with you? | Zach, what is wrong with you? |
804 | 00:28:52,446 | 00:28:53,546 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
805 | 00:28:53,586 | 00:28:55,615 | Nothing? This was a disaster. | Nothing? This was a disaster. |
806 | 00:28:55,655 | 00:28:56,815 | The guys from the label were there. | The guys from the label were there. |
807 | 00:28:56,855 | 00:28:59,453 | They showed up. It was our shot. | They showed up. It was our shot. |
808 | 00:28:59,483 | 00:29:00,923 | We worked so hard to get to this point, | We worked so hard to get to this point, |
809 | 00:29:00,953 | 00:29:02,392 | and we blew our big shot. | and we blew our big shot. |
810 | 00:29:02,422 | 00:29:04,221 | What the hell is wrong with you? | What the hell is wrong with you? |
811 | 00:29:04,261 | 00:29:05,761 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
812 | 00:29:07,390 | 00:29:08,660 | You let me down tonight. | You let me down tonight. |
813 | 00:29:08,690 | 00:29:10,759 | You let down Gil. You let down Brian. | You let down Gil. You let down Brian. |
814 | 00:29:10,789 | 00:29:13,258 | I don't want to hear about Brian. Zach! | I don't want to hear about Brian. Zach! |
815 | 00:29:13,298 | 00:29:16,326 | This is what it is, okay? | This is what it is, okay? |
816 | 00:29:16,366 | 00:29:18,735 | Maybe this is why people in bands shouldn't date. | Maybe this is why people in bands shouldn't date. |
817 | 00:29:21,604 | 00:29:23,433 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
818 | 00:29:26,702 | 00:29:28,301 | I guess so. | I guess so. |
819 | 00:29:37,307 | 00:29:38,347 | Hey, guys. | Hey, guys. |
820 | 00:29:38,377 | 00:29:40,276 | Happy Thanksgiving. Hi, dad. | Happy Thanksgiving. Hi, dad. |
821 | 00:29:40,306 | 00:29:42,015 | Come here, you. [ Smooches ] | Come here, you. [ Smooches ] |
822 | 00:29:42,045 | 00:29:44,444 | God, I've missed you. | God, I've missed you. |
823 | 00:29:44,484 | 00:29:46,284 | Have you grown? She's grown. | Have you grown? She's grown. |
824 | 00:29:46,314 | 00:29:47,813 | Only in my estimation. | Only in my estimation. |
825 | 00:29:47,843 | 00:29:50,582 | I cannot tell you how jazzed I am to see you on Thanksgiving. | I cannot tell you how jazzed I am to see you on Thanksgiving. |
826 | 00:29:50,612 | 00:29:52,651 | We have never seen each other on Thanksgiving. | We have never seen each other on Thanksgiving. |
827 | 00:29:52,681 | 00:29:53,720 | Oh, god, is that true? | Oh, god, is that true? |
828 | 00:29:53,750 | 00:29:56,319 | I think so. I know so. | I think so. I know so. |
829 | 00:29:56,349 | 00:29:58,758 | So what's this about? | So what's this about? |
830 | 00:29:58,788 | 00:30:01,287 | I filled Rory in. I mentioned the brewery and the castle. | I filled Rory in. I mentioned the brewery and the castle. |
831 | 00:30:01,327 | 00:30:03,256 | The oompa loompas? Those, too. | The oompa loompas? Those, too. |
832 | 00:30:03,286 | 00:30:05,955 | And, um... Well, you want to take it? | And, um... Well, you want to take it? |
833 | 00:30:05,995 | 00:30:07,825 | Sure. | Sure. |
834 | 00:30:07,855 | 00:30:10,923 | Dad, I thought about it, | Dad, I thought about it, |
835 | 00:30:10,963 | 00:30:12,992 | and mom and I talked about it, | and mom and I talked about it, |
836 | 00:30:13,032 | 00:30:15,631 | and I think it would be really great | and I think it would be really great |
837 | 00:30:15,661 | 00:30:17,630 | if you could pay for Yale. | if you could pay for Yale. |
838 | 00:30:17,660 | 00:30:20,369 | Absolutely, absolutely. Nothing would make me happier. | Absolutely, absolutely. Nothing would make me happier. |
839 | 00:30:20,399 | 00:30:21,839 | Good, thank you. | Good, thank you. |
840 | 00:30:21,869 | 00:30:24,567 | I am there. I am so there. That's great. | I am there. I am so there. That's great. |
841 | 00:30:24,607 | 00:30:25,907 | Let me pay for chilton, too. | Let me pay for chilton, too. |
842 | 00:30:25,937 | 00:30:27,436 | That's already taken care of. | That's already taken care of. |
843 | 00:30:27,466 | 00:30:29,605 | You know, Yale's kind of expensive. | You know, Yale's kind of expensive. |
844 | 00:30:29,635 | 00:30:31,804 | But I'm loaded. Didn't you tell her? | But I'm loaded. Didn't you tell her? |
845 | 00:30:31,844 | 00:30:33,604 | I told her. | I told her. |
846 | 00:30:33,644 | 00:30:35,343 | Do I give you the cash, or do I pay Yale? | Do I give you the cash, or do I pay Yale? |
847 | 00:30:35,373 | 00:30:37,572 | Do they take checks, or does it have to be a money order? | Do they take checks, or does it have to be a money order? |
848 | 00:30:37,612 | 00:30:39,981 | What is a money order, anyway? How's it different from a check? | What is a money order, anyway? How's it different from a check? |
849 | 00:30:40,011 | 00:30:41,980 | Isn't a check a piece of paper forwarding money? | Isn't a check a piece of paper forwarding money? |
850 | 00:30:42,010 | 00:30:43,709 | Whoa, Chris, slow down. | Whoa, Chris, slow down. |
851 | 00:30:43,749 | 00:30:45,948 | This makes me so happy. I can't tell you, Rory. | This makes me so happy. I can't tell you, Rory. |
852 | 00:30:45,978 | 00:30:47,378 | It means a lot to me. | It means a lot to me. |
853 | 00:30:47,418 | 00:30:49,417 | This was excellent timing, believe me. | This was excellent timing, believe me. |
854 | 00:30:49,447 | 00:30:50,816 | Well, it means more to me. | Well, it means more to me. |
855 | 00:30:50,846 | 00:30:52,286 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
856 | 00:30:52,316 | 00:30:54,755 | This is the paper in stamford. | This is the paper in stamford. |
857 | 00:30:54,785 | 00:30:56,584 | Hey, try to steal a pie on your way out. | Hey, try to steal a pie on your way out. |
858 | 00:30:56,624 | 00:30:57,953 | Okay. | Okay. |
859 | 00:30:59,453 | 00:31:01,692 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
860 | 00:31:01,722 | 00:31:03,391 | Thanks for making this happen, lor. | Thanks for making this happen, lor. |
861 | 00:31:03,421 | 00:31:05,660 | Hey, it wasn't me. It's what she wanted. | Hey, it wasn't me. It's what she wanted. |
862 | 00:31:05,690 | 00:31:07,859 | Well, thanks for giving her the choice. My pleasure. | Well, thanks for giving her the choice. My pleasure. |
863 | 00:31:07,889 | 00:31:10,498 | So can I ask you something? Sure. | So can I ask you something? Sure. |
864 | 00:31:10,528 | 00:31:12,867 | It involves the "e" word and the "r" word. | It involves the "e" word and the "r" word. |
865 | 00:31:12,897 | 00:31:15,496 | Oh, please, let's not discuss evolution or recycling. | Oh, please, let's not discuss evolution or recycling. |
866 | 00:31:15,536 | 00:31:16,895 | They're just too hot button. | They're just too hot button. |
867 | 00:31:16,935 | 00:31:19,034 | Weren't Emily and Richard paying for Yale? | Weren't Emily and Richard paying for Yale? |
868 | 00:31:19,064 | 00:31:21,633 | Yes, they were. Something going on there? | Yes, they were. Something going on there? |
869 | 00:31:21,673 | 00:31:22,673 | Everything's fine. | Everything's fine. |
870 | 00:31:22,703 | 00:31:24,472 | Why'd she take time off? | Why'd she take time off? |
871 | 00:31:24,502 | 00:31:26,941 | It's a long story. | It's a long story. |
872 | 00:31:26,971 | 00:31:28,970 | Listen, Chris, just so we're clear. | Listen, Chris, just so we're clear. |
873 | 00:31:29,010 | 00:31:32,479 | We're clear. I'm providing... that's it. | We're clear. I'm providing... that's it. |
874 | 00:31:32,509 | 00:31:34,578 | I'm just doing what I should have done years ago. | I'm just doing what I should have done years ago. |
875 | 00:31:34,608 | 00:31:35,707 | Good. | Good. |
876 | 00:31:35,747 | 00:31:37,876 | And it will remain good, honest. | And it will remain good, honest. |
877 | 00:31:37,906 | 00:31:39,976 | Okay. | Okay. |
878 | 00:31:40,016 | 00:31:43,614 | So how long have you been engaged? | So how long have you been engaged? |
879 | 00:31:43,644 | 00:31:44,684 | [ Sighs ] Who told you? | [ Sighs ] Who told you? |
880 | 00:31:44,714 | 00:31:46,613 | [ Laughing ] Your finger. | [ Laughing ] Your finger. |
881 | 00:31:46,653 | 00:31:48,522 | Oh. Blabbermouth. | Oh. Blabbermouth. |
882 | 00:31:48,552 | 00:31:51,551 | It's a good thing. I want you happy. I always have. | It's a good thing. I want you happy. I always have. |
883 | 00:31:51,591 | 00:31:53,320 | I know. Thank you. | I know. Thank you. |
884 | 00:31:53,350 | 00:31:54,859 | But this isn't gonna be a weird thing | But this isn't gonna be a weird thing |
885 | 00:31:54,889 | 00:31:56,818 | with you and him is it... My paying for Yale? | with you and him is it... My paying for Yale? |
886 | 00:31:56,858 | 00:31:58,588 | No, it's not gonna be. | No, it's not gonna be. |
887 | 00:31:58,628 | 00:32:00,987 | Cool. | Cool. |
888 | 00:32:01,027 | 00:32:02,926 | You're getting a rolls for a wedding present, you know. | You're getting a rolls for a wedding present, you know. |
889 | 00:32:02,956 | 00:32:05,965 | Cool. I should register for a driver to go with it. | Cool. I should register for a driver to go with it. |
890 | 00:32:05,995 | 00:32:08,394 | Well, yeah, they're too big to drive by yourself. | Well, yeah, they're too big to drive by yourself. |
891 | 00:32:08,434 | 00:32:09,793 | No, god, you got to have somebody to drive you. | No, god, you got to have somebody to drive you. |
892 | 00:32:09,833 | 00:32:12,662 | Bye now. Have a nice... [ Thud ] | Bye now. Have a nice... [ Thud ] |
893 | 00:32:12,702 | 00:32:14,871 | Thanksgiving. Huh? | Thanksgiving. Huh? |
894 | 00:32:17,670 | 00:32:19,539 | My rolls exploded. | My rolls exploded. |
895 | 00:32:19,569 | 00:32:20,798 | What do you mean, they "exploded"? | What do you mean, they "exploded"? |
896 | 00:32:20,838 | 00:32:23,067 | They turned black, and they exploded. | They turned black, and they exploded. |
897 | 00:32:23,107 | 00:32:24,707 | Well, clean it up. I'm not gonna... | Well, clean it up. I'm not gonna... |
898 | 00:32:24,737 | 00:32:26,736 | My Turkey! | My Turkey! |
899 | 00:32:26,776 | 00:32:28,505 | Liz! | Liz! |
900 | 00:32:31,744 | 00:32:33,413 | Oh, boy! Oh, boy! | Oh, boy! Oh, boy! |
901 | 00:32:33,443 | 00:32:35,612 | It's like motley crue's been here. | It's like motley crue's been here. |
902 | 00:32:35,642 | 00:32:38,551 | Good, that red-button thingy hasn't popped out yet. | Good, that red-button thingy hasn't popped out yet. |
903 | 00:32:38,581 | 00:32:40,550 | You're way overcooking your stuffing here. | You're way overcooking your stuffing here. |
904 | 00:32:40,580 | 00:32:42,849 | Hey, how do you turn on your oven light? | Hey, how do you turn on your oven light? |
905 | 00:32:42,879 | 00:32:44,019 | Never mind, I'll check my Martha. | Never mind, I'll check my Martha. |
906 | 00:32:44,049 | 00:32:45,548 | Yeah, how to turn on my oven light | Yeah, how to turn on my oven light |
907 | 00:32:45,588 | 00:32:47,647 | is not gonna be in your Martha Stewart book. | is not gonna be in your Martha Stewart book. |
908 | 00:32:47,687 | 00:32:50,786 | Hey, that red pop-up thingy... Are turkeys born with that, | Hey, that red pop-up thingy... Are turkeys born with that, |
909 | 00:32:50,816 | 00:32:52,655 | or is that something they put in? | or is that something they put in? |
910 | 00:32:52,685 | 00:32:53,884 | Why don't you ask Martha? | Why don't you ask Martha? |
911 | 00:32:53,924 | 00:32:55,724 | Oh, she knows. She knows everything. | Oh, she knows. She knows everything. |
912 | 00:32:55,754 | 00:32:57,853 | You're gonna have to get some canned cranberry sauce. | You're gonna have to get some canned cranberry sauce. |
913 | 00:32:57,893 | 00:33:01,431 | Your homemade... Well... It's not red. | Your homemade... Well... It's not red. |
914 | 00:33:01,461 | 00:33:02,731 | It should be red. | It should be red. |
915 | 00:33:02,761 | 00:33:05,060 | I know. I don't know how that happened. | I know. I don't know how that happened. |
916 | 00:33:05,100 | 00:33:07,998 | Well, everything seems kind of under control here. | Well, everything seems kind of under control here. |
917 | 00:33:08,028 | 00:33:09,828 | Thanks, Luke. I'm so sorry. | Thanks, Luke. I'm so sorry. |
918 | 00:33:09,868 | 00:33:13,396 | T.j. Thought the microwave was working, but I guess not. | T.j. Thought the microwave was working, but I guess not. |
919 | 00:33:13,436 | 00:33:15,335 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
920 | 00:33:17,834 | 00:33:19,673 | [ Sighs ] Liz... | [ Sighs ] Liz... |
921 | 00:33:19,703 | 00:33:23,672 | Look at Martha's hands. They are so white. | Look at Martha's hands. They are so white. |
922 | 00:33:23,702 | 00:33:26,870 | Liz, you got a minute? | Liz, you got a minute? |
923 | 00:33:26,910 | 00:33:29,979 | Yeah, big brother, I got a minute. | Yeah, big brother, I got a minute. |
924 | 00:33:32,048 | 00:33:33,578 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
925 | 00:33:35,477 | 00:33:38,485 | Um... this is hard. | Um... this is hard. |
926 | 00:33:38,515 | 00:33:40,685 | I feel like this giant weight's been sitting on me. | I feel like this giant weight's been sitting on me. |
927 | 00:33:40,715 | 00:33:42,814 | I just need someone to talk to. | I just need someone to talk to. |
928 | 00:33:42,854 | 00:33:45,383 | Well, then talk. | Well, then talk. |
929 | 00:33:47,452 | 00:33:49,121 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
930 | 00:33:49,151 | 00:33:51,760 | I've got a kid. | I've got a kid. |
931 | 00:33:51,790 | 00:33:53,859 | A kid? You've got a kid? | A kid? You've got a kid? |
932 | 00:33:53,889 | 00:33:57,627 | A girl, a little girl. She's 12. | A girl, a little girl. She's 12. |
933 | 00:33:57,657 | 00:33:59,127 | I am her father. | I am her father. |
934 | 00:33:59,157 | 00:34:01,156 | Oh, boy! Oh, boy! | Oh, boy! Oh, boy! |
935 | 00:34:01,196 | 00:34:03,795 | She came to the diner out of the blue. | She came to the diner out of the blue. |
936 | 00:34:03,825 | 00:34:06,664 | She was testing to see who her father was. | She was testing to see who her father was. |
937 | 00:34:06,694 | 00:34:08,603 | Not for money or anything... | Not for money or anything... |
938 | 00:34:08,633 | 00:34:11,132 | It was for this science fair she was in. | It was for this science fair she was in. |
939 | 00:34:11,162 | 00:34:12,731 | She's smart. | She's smart. |
940 | 00:34:12,771 | 00:34:14,540 | Oh, boy. Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. Oh, boy. |
941 | 00:34:14,570 | 00:34:16,769 | So I went down to the fair, | So I went down to the fair, |
942 | 00:34:16,799 | 00:34:20,608 | and there she was, you know, and there I was... | and there she was, you know, and there I was... |
943 | 00:34:20,638 | 00:34:24,676 | My picture, the DNA test. [ Chuckles ] | My picture, the DNA test. [ Chuckles ] |
944 | 00:34:24,706 | 00:34:26,705 | She's mine. | She's mine. |
945 | 00:34:26,745 | 00:34:28,644 | 12, huh? 12. | 12, huh? 12. |
946 | 00:34:28,674 | 00:34:30,573 | It's Anna nardini, isn't it? | It's Anna nardini, isn't it? |
947 | 00:34:30,613 | 00:34:31,743 | How'd you know? | How'd you know? |
948 | 00:34:31,783 | 00:34:33,182 | Luke, you're not Warren Beatty. | Luke, you're not Warren Beatty. |
949 | 00:34:33,212 | 00:34:34,852 | I mean, you could have been. | I mean, you could have been. |
950 | 00:34:34,882 | 00:34:37,481 | Girls like you, but you're a serial monogamist. | Girls like you, but you're a serial monogamist. |
951 | 00:34:37,511 | 00:34:39,680 | That's why you're you. | That's why you're you. |
952 | 00:34:39,720 | 00:34:41,619 | I remember Anna. I liked her. | I remember Anna. I liked her. |
953 | 00:34:41,649 | 00:34:45,687 | I don't know what to do. I'm just so confused. | I don't know what to do. I'm just so confused. |
954 | 00:34:45,717 | 00:34:47,087 | Well, what did Lorelai say? | Well, what did Lorelai say? |
955 | 00:34:48,556 | 00:34:50,555 | You haven't told her. | You haven't told her. |
956 | 00:34:50,585 | 00:34:52,894 | We're engaged. We're on track here, her and me. | We're engaged. We're on track here, her and me. |
957 | 00:34:52,924 | 00:34:54,863 | Rory's back, so that's settled now. | Rory's back, so that's settled now. |
958 | 00:34:54,893 | 00:34:57,192 | We're in a good place, and this could wreck it. | We're in a good place, and this could wreck it. |
959 | 00:34:57,222 | 00:34:59,561 | It won't wreck it, not unless you let it. | It won't wreck it, not unless you let it. |
960 | 00:34:59,591 | 00:35:01,930 | She's been out there 12 years, this little girl. | She's been out there 12 years, this little girl. |
961 | 00:35:01,960 | 00:35:03,729 | What does Anna want from you? | What does Anna want from you? |
962 | 00:35:03,759 | 00:35:06,598 | That's the thing... nothing. She hasn't contacted me. | That's the thing... nothing. She hasn't contacted me. |
963 | 00:35:06,628 | 00:35:09,537 | Why hasn't she? She could have called me. | Why hasn't she? She could have called me. |
964 | 00:35:09,567 | 00:35:12,166 | What, does she think I'd be a deadbeat? | What, does she think I'd be a deadbeat? |
965 | 00:35:12,206 | 00:35:14,035 | [ Laughs ] No one would think that. | [ Laughs ] No one would think that. |
966 | 00:35:14,065 | 00:35:15,475 | April doesn't want anything either. | April doesn't want anything either. |
967 | 00:35:15,504 | 00:35:17,074 | That's her name... April. | That's her name... April. |
968 | 00:35:17,104 | 00:35:20,842 | It's all just very scientific with her. | It's all just very scientific with her. |
969 | 00:35:20,872 | 00:35:24,011 | I couldn't even get her to go for ice cream with me. | I couldn't even get her to go for ice cream with me. |
970 | 00:35:24,041 | 00:35:27,939 | Well... Did you offer cake? | Well... Did you offer cake? |
971 | 00:35:27,979 | 00:35:29,109 | No. | No. |
972 | 00:35:29,149 | 00:35:30,878 | Maybe she wanted cake or pie. | Maybe she wanted cake or pie. |
973 | 00:35:30,908 | 00:35:32,517 | You offer pie? No. | You offer pie? No. |
974 | 00:35:32,547 | 00:35:34,546 | Maybe she wanted pie... Or fudge. | Maybe she wanted pie... Or fudge. |
975 | 00:35:34,586 | 00:35:36,546 | It's not about what I offered her, Liz. | It's not about what I offered her, Liz. |
976 | 00:35:36,586 | 00:35:38,685 | She didn't have any interest. | She didn't have any interest. |
977 | 00:35:38,715 | 00:35:43,053 | You know, that's the thing. Why should I feel burdened? | You know, that's the thing. Why should I feel burdened? |
978 | 00:35:43,083 | 00:35:45,622 | I mean, they're not reaching out, neither one of them. | I mean, they're not reaching out, neither one of them. |
979 | 00:35:45,652 | 00:35:46,991 | So why should I? | So why should I? |
980 | 00:35:47,021 | 00:35:49,020 | I don't know. The girl's got her life. | I don't know. The girl's got her life. |
981 | 00:35:49,060 | 00:35:52,589 | She seems very adjusted... A little weird, but thriving. | She seems very adjusted... A little weird, but thriving. |
982 | 00:35:52,629 | 00:35:56,527 | Anna's got her life. I've got my life, you know? | Anna's got her life. I've got my life, you know? |
983 | 00:35:56,557 | 00:35:58,696 | I shouldn't worry about this. | I shouldn't worry about this. |
984 | 00:35:58,726 | 00:36:01,635 | I mean, why should I? There's no reason to. | I mean, why should I? There's no reason to. |
985 | 00:36:01,665 | 00:36:02,834 | I guess not. | I guess not. |
986 | 00:36:02,864 | 00:36:05,903 | Good, good. [ Exhales sharply ] | Good, good. [ Exhales sharply ] |
987 | 00:36:05,933 | 00:36:08,872 | I'm not gonna worry. I'm gonna let it go. | I'm not gonna worry. I'm gonna let it go. |
988 | 00:36:08,902 | 00:36:11,231 | This has been good. | This has been good. |
989 | 00:36:11,271 | 00:36:14,610 | Thanks for listening, Liz. I feel better. | Thanks for listening, Liz. I feel better. |
990 | 00:36:14,640 | 00:36:17,068 | You should get back to your food there. | You should get back to your food there. |
991 | 00:36:17,108 | 00:36:19,078 | This is settled. | This is settled. |
992 | 00:36:19,108 | 00:36:20,477 | Okay. | Okay. |
993 | 00:36:20,507 | 00:36:23,506 | There's your Martha. | There's your Martha. |
994 | 00:36:23,546 | 00:36:24,515 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
995 | 00:36:31,952 | 00:36:32,952 | Oh. | Oh. |
996 | 00:36:34,981 | 00:36:36,680 | Everyone's here. Everyone's hungry. | Everyone's here. Everyone's hungry. |
997 | 00:36:36,720 | 00:36:38,250 | Perfect timing 'cause treat, Chuck, | Perfect timing 'cause treat, Chuck, |
998 | 00:36:38,280 | 00:36:40,019 | and Bob here are ready to be consumed. | and Bob here are ready to be consumed. |
999 | 00:36:40,049 | 00:36:41,888 | Please, don't name the food we eat. Sorry. | Please, don't name the food we eat. Sorry. |
1000 | 00:36:41,918 | 00:36:43,587 | So are you ready to carve? | So are you ready to carve? |
1001 | 00:36:43,617 | 00:36:45,257 | We're ready to carve. I could use some help, though. | We're ready to carve. I could use some help, though. |
1002 | 00:36:45,287 | 00:36:47,785 | Maybe send Luke in. He loves to carve. | Maybe send Luke in. He loves to carve. |
1003 | 00:36:47,825 | 00:36:50,055 | There's enough food, right? Did I make enough food? | There's enough food, right? Did I make enough food? |
1004 | 00:36:50,095 | 00:36:52,523 | There's plenty, even considering the extra guests. | There's plenty, even considering the extra guests. |
1005 | 00:36:52,563 | 00:36:53,963 | Go tell them it'll be five minutes. | Go tell them it'll be five minutes. |
1006 | 00:36:53,993 | 00:36:55,462 | Will do. | Will do. |
1007 | 00:37:01,630 | 00:37:02,599 | Huzzah! | Huzzah! |
1008 | 00:37:02,629 | 00:37:03,999 | Nice. | Nice. |
1009 | 00:37:04,029 | 00:37:06,767 | You're so good at that, stu, really. | You're so good at that, stu, really. |
1010 | 00:37:06,797 | 00:37:08,137 | Too bad you didn't put all that effort | Too bad you didn't put all that effort |
1011 | 00:37:08,167 | 00:37:09,906 | into something you could make money at. | into something you could make money at. |
1012 | 00:37:09,936 | 00:37:11,505 | Thanks, Liz. | Thanks, Liz. |
1013 | 00:37:11,535 | 00:37:14,074 | When are you coming back out on the circuit with us? | When are you coming back out on the circuit with us? |
1014 | 00:37:14,104 | 00:37:16,643 | I think sometime after I'm drugged and lobotomized. | I think sometime after I'm drugged and lobotomized. |
1015 | 00:37:16,673 | 00:37:18,073 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
1016 | 00:37:18,103 | 00:37:20,812 | You're the funniest, smartest guy I know, Luke. | You're the funniest, smartest guy I know, Luke. |
1017 | 00:37:20,842 | 00:37:22,711 | I'm calling him yakov from now on. | I'm calling him yakov from now on. |
1018 | 00:37:22,741 | 00:37:24,110 | Please don't judge me by this. | Please don't judge me by this. |
1019 | 00:37:24,140 | 00:37:25,879 | I won't... Yakov. | I won't... Yakov. |
1020 | 00:37:25,909 | 00:37:27,279 | We're just minutes away from eating, everybody. | We're just minutes away from eating, everybody. |
1021 | 00:37:27,309 | 00:37:29,818 | Oh, I can't wait to see this meal. | Oh, I can't wait to see this meal. |
1022 | 00:37:29,848 | 00:37:32,147 | My dinner didn't turn out like Martha's picture. | My dinner didn't turn out like Martha's picture. |
1023 | 00:37:32,187 | 00:37:35,755 | Who knew a Turkey could melt like that? | Who knew a Turkey could melt like that? |
1024 | 00:37:35,785 | 00:37:36,815 | Hey, guys, when did you sneak in? | Hey, guys, when did you sneak in? |
1025 | 00:37:36,855 | 00:37:38,784 | A couple of minutes ago. | A couple of minutes ago. |
1026 | 00:37:38,824 | 00:37:39,883 | How'd you like to carve for us? I'll carve if you want. | How'd you like to carve for us? I'll carve if you want. |
1027 | 00:37:39,923 | 00:37:41,593 | Bless you. | Bless you. |
1028 | 00:37:41,623 | 00:37:42,722 | Let me talk to you over here for a second first. | Let me talk to you over here for a second first. |
1029 | 00:37:42,752 | 00:37:43,792 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
1030 | 00:37:46,191 | 00:37:47,020 | So. | So. |
1031 | 00:37:47,060 | 00:37:47,860 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1032 | 00:37:47,890 | 00:37:49,290 | Um... | Um... |
1033 | 00:37:49,329 | 00:37:52,028 | That Christopher call from before, the famous one. | That Christopher call from before, the famous one. |
1034 | 00:37:52,058 | 00:37:53,828 | The infamous one. Oh, you remember that? | The infamous one. Oh, you remember that? |
1035 | 00:37:53,858 | 00:37:55,267 | I remember it. | I remember it. |
1036 | 00:37:55,297 | 00:37:58,865 | Well, I never filled you in on the content. | Well, I never filled you in on the content. |
1037 | 00:37:58,895 | 00:38:01,764 | He said he wanted to talk, and he said it was important, | He said he wanted to talk, and he said it was important, |
1038 | 00:38:01,804 | 00:38:02,864 | so I met up with him. | so I met up with him. |
1039 | 00:38:02,904 | 00:38:04,673 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
1040 | 00:38:04,703 | 00:38:08,741 | Yeah, and he's come into a lot of money, family money, | Yeah, and he's come into a lot of money, family money, |
1041 | 00:38:08,771 | 00:38:10,740 | and he offered Rory and me | and he offered Rory and me |
1042 | 00:38:10,770 | 00:38:12,170 | lots of things we didn't want or need, | lots of things we didn't want or need, |
1043 | 00:38:12,210 | 00:38:15,638 | but Rory took him up on his offer to pay for Yale. | but Rory took him up on his offer to pay for Yale. |
1044 | 00:38:15,678 | 00:38:17,578 | It was her idea, and I support it. | It was her idea, and I support it. |
1045 | 00:38:17,608 | 00:38:18,947 | That's it. | That's it. |
1046 | 00:38:18,977 | 00:38:20,946 | So he's gonna be financing her tuition | So he's gonna be financing her tuition |
1047 | 00:38:20,976 | 00:38:24,175 | this year and next year. | this year and next year. |
1048 | 00:38:24,215 | 00:38:27,114 | We got together today at a diner to finalize it. | We got together today at a diner to finalize it. |
1049 | 00:38:27,144 | 00:38:29,852 | That's it. | That's it. |
1050 | 00:38:29,882 | 00:38:31,582 | I think that's great. | I think that's great. |
1051 | 00:38:31,622 | 00:38:34,151 | Really? Yes, I think that's absolutely great. | Really? Yes, I think that's absolutely great. |
1052 | 00:38:34,181 | 00:38:36,020 | You heard about how I got together with Christopher? | You heard about how I got together with Christopher? |
1053 | 00:38:36,050 | 00:38:37,919 | Absolutely. You had to, to talk about this. | Absolutely. You had to, to talk about this. |
1054 | 00:38:37,949 | 00:38:40,058 | He's her dad. He's her dad. | He's her dad. He's her dad. |
1055 | 00:38:40,088 | 00:38:42,727 | If he's got something, he should be sharing it. | If he's got something, he should be sharing it. |
1056 | 00:38:42,757 | 00:38:45,226 | He's been gone most of the time, so he owes you. | He's been gone most of the time, so he owes you. |
1057 | 00:38:45,256 | 00:38:46,795 | I'm glad he's doing it. | I'm glad he's doing it. |
1058 | 00:38:46,825 | 00:38:48,894 | He's doing what a dad is supposed to do. | He's doing what a dad is supposed to do. |
1059 | 00:38:48,924 | 00:38:51,093 | He's taking care of his kid. Good, good. | He's taking care of his kid. Good, good. |
1060 | 00:38:51,123 | 00:38:53,133 | Yeah, good. So you're good with this? | Yeah, good. So you're good with this? |
1061 | 00:38:53,163 | 00:38:54,702 | I am. And so we're good? | I am. And so we're good? |
1062 | 00:38:54,732 | 00:38:56,661 | We're great. | We're great. |
1063 | 00:38:56,701 | 00:38:59,170 | Thank you for understanding. | Thank you for understanding. |
1064 | 00:39:01,739 | 00:39:02,738 | I'm gonna go carve. | I'm gonna go carve. |
1065 | 00:39:02,768 | 00:39:03,838 | Okay. | Okay. |
1066 | 00:39:07,936 | 00:39:09,706 | Oh, Rory, have you met Freddy? | Oh, Rory, have you met Freddy? |
1067 | 00:39:09,736 | 00:39:10,935 | He has no thumbs. | He has no thumbs. |
1068 | 00:39:10,975 | 00:39:13,304 | No, I haven't. Hi, Freddy. | No, I haven't. Hi, Freddy. |
1069 | 00:39:13,344 | 00:39:15,943 | Um... [ Cellphone rings ] | Um... [ Cellphone rings ] |
1070 | 00:39:15,973 | 00:39:17,172 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
1071 | 00:39:19,681 | 00:39:20,881 | Hello? | Hello? |
1072 | 00:39:20,911 | 00:39:23,050 | Rory, hi. It's honor huntzberger. | Rory, hi. It's honor huntzberger. |
1073 | 00:39:23,080 | 00:39:24,849 | Oh, hi, honor. How are you doing? | Oh, hi, honor. How are you doing? |
1074 | 00:39:24,879 | 00:39:26,179 | I've been exiled. | I've been exiled. |
1075 | 00:39:26,219 | 00:39:28,348 | My parents' house is 11,000 square feet, | My parents' house is 11,000 square feet, |
1076 | 00:39:28,378 | 00:39:31,246 | and smoking is banned from every nook and cranny of it... | and smoking is banned from every nook and cranny of it... |
1077 | 00:39:31,286 | 00:39:33,356 | Only because mom stopped smoking again. | Only because mom stopped smoking again. |
1078 | 00:39:33,386 | 00:39:35,824 | So here I am, freezing my ass off. Bummer. | So here I am, freezing my ass off. Bummer. |
1079 | 00:39:35,854 | 00:39:37,924 | So I thought I'd call and tell you what a drag it is, | So I thought I'd call and tell you what a drag it is, |
1080 | 00:39:37,954 | 00:39:39,153 | this thing with you and Logan. | this thing with you and Logan. |
1081 | 00:39:39,193 | 00:39:40,592 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
1082 | 00:39:40,622 | 00:39:41,862 | When Logan said you two broke up, | When Logan said you two broke up, |
1083 | 00:39:41,892 | 00:39:43,221 | I almost threw a lamp at him. | I almost threw a lamp at him. |
1084 | 00:39:43,261 | 00:39:44,661 | Oh. | Oh. |
1085 | 00:39:44,691 | 00:39:48,259 | Moron... He's his own worst enemy. | Moron... He's his own worst enemy. |
1086 | 00:39:48,289 | 00:39:50,258 | He told you that we broke up? | He told you that we broke up? |
1087 | 00:39:50,298 | 00:39:52,168 | Well, I was wondering where you were for Thanksgiving, | Well, I was wondering where you were for Thanksgiving, |
1088 | 00:39:52,198 | 00:39:54,896 | and, at first, young seacrest hemmed and hawed, | and, at first, young seacrest hemmed and hawed, |
1089 | 00:39:54,936 | 00:39:59,035 | which wasn't sufficient, so he finally told me. | which wasn't sufficient, so he finally told me. |
1090 | 00:39:59,065 | 00:40:01,004 | Idiot... him, not you. | Idiot... him, not you. |
1091 | 00:40:01,034 | 00:40:02,633 | Right. | Right. |
1092 | 00:40:02,673 | 00:40:04,942 | I'm so sorry, but you and I can still go shopping. | I'm so sorry, but you and I can still go shopping. |
1093 | 00:40:04,972 | 00:40:06,072 | Bergdorf's is calling. | Bergdorf's is calling. |
1094 | 00:40:06,102 | 00:40:08,071 | Yeah, sure. Good. | Yeah, sure. Good. |
1095 | 00:40:08,101 | 00:40:09,640 | Well, I have to get back inside | Well, I have to get back inside |
1096 | 00:40:09,670 | 00:40:11,040 | before I turn into an ice cube. | before I turn into an ice cube. |
1097 | 00:40:11,070 | 00:40:13,009 | Are you at least having a nice Thanksgiving? | Are you at least having a nice Thanksgiving? |
1098 | 00:40:13,039 | 00:40:14,608 | Yeah, it's really nice. | Yeah, it's really nice. |
1099 | 00:40:14,648 | 00:40:16,877 | I'll be in touch. Sure. Thanks, honor. | I'll be in touch. Sure. Thanks, honor. |
1100 | 00:40:16,907 | 00:40:18,616 | Bye. Bye. | Bye. Bye. |
1101 | 00:40:18,646 | 00:40:19,676 | [ Beep ] | [ Beep ] |
1102 | 00:40:21,275 | 00:40:22,945 | Okay, that's too thin. Too thin. | Okay, that's too thin. Too thin. |
1103 | 00:40:22,985 | 00:40:25,114 | I'm just getting started. Give me some room. | I'm just getting started. Give me some room. |
1104 | 00:40:25,154 | 00:40:27,283 | Okay, that's too thick. Too thick. Too thick. | Okay, that's too thick. Too thick. Too thick. |
1105 | 00:40:27,313 | 00:40:29,622 | Hang on, Sookie. | Hang on, Sookie. |
1106 | 00:40:29,652 | 00:40:30,681 | You're crooked. You're crooked. | You're crooked. You're crooked. |
1107 | 00:40:30,721 | 00:40:32,221 | Okay. Good idea. | Okay. Good idea. |
1108 | 00:40:42,056 | 00:40:43,326 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
1109 | 00:40:43,356 | 00:40:44,825 | [ Dials ] | [ Dials ] |
1110 | 00:40:47,764 | 00:40:50,363 | Yeah, nardini. | Yeah, nardini. |
1111 | 00:40:50,393 | 00:40:52,302 | Woodbridge. | Woodbridge. |
1112 | 00:40:52,332 | 00:40:53,931 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1113 | 00:40:56,800 | 00:40:57,900 | [ Beeps ] | [ Beeps ] |
1114 | 00:40:59,999 | 00:41:01,938 | April: Hello, you've reached the nardini residence. | April: Hello, you've reached the nardini residence. |
1115 | 00:41:01,968 | 00:41:03,807 | We're not home, | We're not home, |
1116 | 00:41:03,837 | 00:41:05,407 | or we're just too distracted to answer right now. | or we're just too distracted to answer right now. |
1117 | 00:41:05,437 | 00:41:08,335 | [ Receiver slams ] | [ Receiver slams ] |
1118 | 00:41:08,375 | 00:41:09,845 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
1119 | 00:41:17,212 | 00:41:18,881 | She kick you out? Huh? Who? | She kick you out? Huh? Who? |
1120 | 00:41:18,911 | 00:41:20,250 | Sookie. Yeah. | Sookie. Yeah. |
1121 | 00:41:20,280 | 00:41:21,350 | Predictable. | Predictable. |
1122 | 00:41:21,380 | 00:41:23,049 | Yeah, predictable. | Yeah, predictable. |
1123 | 00:41:23,079 | 00:41:24,748 | Hey, you okay? | Hey, you okay? |
1124 | 00:41:24,788 | 00:41:25,888 | Kind of. | Kind of. |
1125 | 00:41:25,918 | 00:41:27,087 | You sure? | You sure? |
1126 | 00:41:27,117 | 00:41:29,386 | I'm just hungry. | I'm just hungry. |
1127 | 00:41:29,416 | 00:41:31,985 | Dinner is served! | Dinner is served! |
1128 | 00:41:32,025 | 00:41:33,985 | [ Indistinct talking ] | [ Indistinct talking ] |
1129 | 00:41:36,823 | 00:41:38,053 | Man: Look at the Turkey. | Man: Look at the Turkey. |
1130 | 00:41:38,093 | 00:41:39,222 | Holy cow. | Holy cow. |